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Love & Relationships
We never know where life will take us or who life will lead us to....We are undecisive and often judgemental, barely capable of seeing love when it might be right in front of us, we are always trying to make love work when we want it.... BUT........... Sometimes it's a gift that the love we think should be there is not....although at the time it's too hard to see that through all the heartbreak....life knows when it's time for love and so does our hearts if we just listen.
Dig A Little
If you want more out of life you have to go beyond the surface....dig a little deeper and see what you find.... It can be messy though...so wear gloves :P...
Help A Cherry Tap Friend
tazz@ CherryTAP help my best friend tazz she needs to level up to add more pics she's a great friend to have and i know she would appreciate it very much thanks
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?
You scored as Face, You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.Face100% Penis83% Abs/Stomach67% Butt25% Boobs17% What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com
The Mayonnaise Jar
The Mayonnaise Jar When things in your life seem Almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar And 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, He picked up a very large and Empty mayonnaise jar And proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students If the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked The students again If the jar was full, They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand And poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced Two cups of
How Bad Are You Wanted?
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (and i'll reply ) you can choose more than one if you want (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) you should be in porn
Heaven
For real your face is like Heaven to me, And when I need it I see, you tightly in my arms, It's hard running the streets of the D. So for now I sit back and look at heaven, Just counting the days and wishing it was less of em' Yea I know I sometimes come off to strong, But that don't mean you have to treat a brother so wrong. I just want to see you move in that thong, you got the type of love that makes me want to write a song, Hey Love. I know your feeling it to, its no denying it, you try to play it sexy, and think you hiding it. Or am I wrong are my feelings too strong or should I try to hold on. I swear to god, I think your name means beautiful, wit that sassy style, I don't know what I'm goin do with you Got me stressing out, wondering if you stressing too, thinking bout your whereabouts, and trippin bout who there with you. And I could make you my number 1 Queen, So when I blow up, get you them things
July 11, 2007
Well, it’s been a busy week and I’ve been battling lightning storms daily. Living in Florida (the lightning capital of the world) can get pretty intense to say the least. I’m sorry it's been a while since I have been on CT but can't take the chance of blowing up the computers so been busy being a wife, caretaker, critter tender, mechanic and all around crafty busy body. I do miss ya’ll and as soon as the weather breaks and I don’t go through brown/black outs from the storms, I’ll be back with a vengeance! {{{Hugs}}} Wishing All Peace, Love, Joy and Beauty... Each & Every Day! In Love & Light, Lady Victoria
Kevin Harvick
Me
I will be out of pocket for a couple of days. Some of you already know why and to you guys I say thank you for your love and support. L.
Most Things
mean nothing these days things r just getting so hard on me i feel vary on my own and i dont always like it i hate that i have to feel this way cuz i memeber whne the world cared more and i was a better person then cuz i wanted to be these things jsut seem to happen to me there not good at all they hurt me i hate to hurt i hate to feel like things r not gonna be better i dont know i just dont like howi feel i dont like the fear and the regret and howi seem to drown in the day to day now
Looking For The Purfect Ct Gf
WELL HERE GOES IM LOOKING FOR A GURL WHO IS BETWEEN 130 TO 160 ...AFEW POUNDS AINT BAD...I LIKE THICK...I LIKE BLOND HAIR BUT MY WEEKNESS IS PUNK COLORS.. ILIKE A NICE ASS AND PERKY TITS ..AND SHE CAN BE MARRIED CUZ I AM AND I HAVE 1 KID SO ITS ALL GOOD!! ID LIKE TO TALK ON THE PHONE SOMETIMES....AND IT DOESNT MATTER WERE SHE LIVES WE'LL WOORK IT OUT LATER....AND SHE CANT BE SHADY...WUTS THAT MEAN? WELL A GURL WHO SAYS SHE LIKES ME BUT NEVER HAS TIME FOR ME AND ONLY IS HERE FOR THE ATTENTION....I AINT GOT TIME FOR IT....IM A SERIOUS GURL AND I LIKE CHICKS NOT LITTLE GURLS.....SO IF U READ THIS AND U ARE THIS KIND OF GURL HOLLA AT ME ......PEACE OUT!!!!!
Sh*t They Wouldn't Allow In My Stash.
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Mushy
Tonight for some reason I am feeling extremely mushy. By mushy I am meaning in that romantic mood, the kind that warms you up and gives you butterflies in your stomach. I am missing Rudi more then anything right now. I know that I do talk to him everyday, yet everyday just doesn't seem to be enough. I remember first writing when I first came back to the states from Germany, I was a mess missing him. Now I am a bit more on the positive side, but still missing him. In my mind it is like playing constant re-runs to all the little things he did, all the little things that made my heart grow so fond. I have never in my life had someone so romantic and caring, I was always going after the bad boys, well in the long run I learned that the bad boys are the ones that cause a lot of pain. This time I have an equal, not someone that looks down on me, but someone that actual states equality on the relationship, and that is on a friendship level as well as the romantic level. But ok I am sitting h
Morphs
I want a morph or something cool of myself...Maybe even a collage..Anyone know how to do this that will do it for me???? Let me know!! Thanks ~Sheli~
Battle Not Monsters, Lest Ye Become One
So, here I was, in another website's chat room, when I make the mistake of taking the flame-bait. "What is it about all men not being able to get past the boobs when they see me?" spat Carebear13, venting her frustration at her most recent grocery store experience. Of course, being a male, I had to say something - after all, not everyone with a penis is a pervert. We're not all saints, either. I'm regularly chastised by the few readers I have left about lumping people together. "We're not all that way, you know," I started out. "You've spoken to me before. I haven't cared what your breasts looked like." This must have turned her auto-attack feature on, because I was immediately given a "Stop whining, Take" (short for "TakeItOutside", my screen name there). "Nobody's whining, Care. How come someone has to be whining in order to defend his gender against sweeping generalizations that some might even find offensive?" It deteriorated after that, until finally I just agre
If I Knew ...
If I knew Current mood: content If I knew it would be the last time That (more...) I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly And pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW it. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will l always be another day to say that "I love you," And certa
Part 1
"..........No, no I don't see the sign....well......Yes I think I am but the rain is coming down in sheets. Yes I know I should have waited for the storm to clear, but I didn't want to lose out......Ok, yes, Ok....Aw, shit it's snowing.........Hold On, I gotta...................." As Mr. Devers tried to re-dialing Thomas's cell phone again and again he began reflect upon that morning his wife had called from the accident scene that had taken the life of his only son. Daniel Devers felt the flash of heat as his blood pressure rose, his face flushing and eyes showing distress. There was no answer; the phone was out of range, off, or maybe even damaged. Not knowing what happened to his young real estate client on that mountain was reason enough for Daniel to call his daughter to his office. "Dad, what the hell is wrong?" pleaded Margaret Devers as she hurried into Daniel's office. Margaret Devers, all 5'4" and 135lbs. of her wearing a wet burlap sack, was no shy girl. Her 31
Does Anyone Have Myspace..? If So..
if anyone has myspace..send me yer link so i can add ya! ;-)
The Thing About Moving To Arizona
the thing abouts moving to arizona is that everything is changing and its not a bad thing with the exception me still looking for work everything else is actually coming together but for some reason i don't feel like i've gotten all my loose ends tied up personally and that kind of saddens me i know that a lot of it i'm not going to be able to fix but i'd like to fix what i can other then that all is well if any one has some free time and wants to be brave enough to enter my room i could use some help packing and boxes lots of boxes not just for me but for Jon as well. any way that's about it i'll give some more details when i have them or if their requested because really other then what's here i don't feel like i need to share any thing more in a blog.
To All My Artist I Promote Check Into This !!!
Please look into this for possible bookings for the Bike Rally next year, and go check it out this year go down and party with these great bunch of folks have a blast !! contact them at WWW.HOGFESTOFTN.COM has all the details so look it up guys, Thanks Bullmoose4, we will get together and hope get you the artist for next year :)
To All My Dear Friends
worry not about me for it is summer and doing my business of landscapeing i put in some very long hours plus my dad has fallen ill so with him most nights when i get off work as my brother is with him all day i apoligize i have not been doing comments but please bear with me i will soon be back to leave you all my love
More Info
The website is Melaleuca.com.I know youre really careful about what you put in your house.Please believe the same "healthy" stuff youre buying isnt what they say.I buy Melaleuca's non-toxic products so I can feel confident in knowing I can walk barefooted,my baby can crawl all she wants without chemicals absorbing through her and our skin.We can eat off our plates knowing theirs no film and/or toxic residue on the dishes and silverware,and theres so much more!!! Sometime this week,Im going to have to share with you everything this company has to offer,like more income and improving your health.If you did have time this week,when might you have an opening?I can have you listen to the top head people of the company.They will tell more on what I'm telling you and how you can make part time income!!! When you look at the website,everything you buy from the store,they have it there.It gives you a description and tell you exactly whats in it.You wont be disappointed.You will replace
Life
Well, the worst chapter of my life is now over and I get to start fresh. It's actually alot scarier than I thought it would be, but at the sametime so exciting. I get to start over someplace new. New house, new job, new friends, new town (and maybe someday a new man). Things seem to happen in life and you have to make a choice. This time I made my choice and am looking forward to it. I know it's not gonna be easy, and to trust anyone will be even more difficult, but I know I'm a strong willed person and eventually things will get better. They have to, they certainly can't get any worse. It's up to me now. I can't remember the last time I felt so uncertain about something so major and at the sametime so relieved and excited. The unknown doesn't always have to be a bad thing. Just gonna do the very best I can and make way better decisions in the future and expect that I and I alone can make it all ok again.
Meaning Of The Flag Draped Coffin ... For Every Person To Read!!!
Meaning of Flag Draped Coffin All Americans should be given this lesson. Those who think that America is an arrogant nation should really reconsider that thought. Our founding fathers used GOD's word and teachings to establish our Great Nation and I think it's high time Americans get re-educated about this Nation's history. Pass it along and be proud of the country we live in and even more proud of those who serve to protect our "GOD GIVEN" rights and freedoms. I hope you take the time to read this..... To understand what the flag draped coffin really means..... Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many widows and widowers. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we lea
What Is "love"
Does anyone really know the true meaning of the word "LOVE", I am beginning to think that my life would be so much better if I never get into a relationship and try to give my heart to someone...Its kinda hard to find out that the person that you have spent...for the last 8 months tellin you that he is going to be with you and that he loves you and that he would never hurt you...Well I guess that is what I get for believin in someone again...He has been throwing the word "LOVE" around with other girls and tellin them the same thing...Man does that hurt...I should have seen it comin cause most of the time that is what happens it seems to good to be true and it blows up in my face...Now he just wants to be friends and he hopes that I don't walk away but its hard cause he wants to be friends but he keeps trying to shut the door on our friendship because he doesn't want to get hurt and so in the process I got hurt...That is what friends are for though you use them to vent and use them for
12 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, July 12: Happiness has always eluded you, but today the prospect of ever wrapping your hand around it seems more than elusive. It seems impossible. Perhaps your attitude is the problem.
My Gift To You (written 4 Me By A Dear Friend)
I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart belongs to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"
Keeping It Simple
I am still not out looking for work. I am trying to get the medication in line for now. All I seem to be able to do is sleep. I hate taking things that make my mind not mine. And to th ink I used to pay money to feel this way. Today all I want is to feel like me and be able to see my friends. I am not real sure who they are now but I know there are those who truely care about me and want to help me out. I just don't reach out well. I never want to be a burden or sound like a whinner. Today I am learning how to come here and let the beast out of the cage. If I don't find a way to do that it will eat me alive. The beast is my addiction at the moment, and the meds are pain pills. Any help is good. Blessings to All.
Quick Check For Alzheimer's
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at HarvardUniversity. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat. 5. This is keep cat. 6. This is an cat. 7. This is old cat. 8. This is fart cat. 9. This is busy cat. 10. This is for cat. 11. This is forty cat. 12. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha' you cannot resist passing it on.
Ms= Majorly Sucks
I am having a friend type this because for the last six days I have been blind. I have to fight ALL THE TIME to get my medications due to a shitty insurance. I am out of my most important one for pain right now and they are taking forever to send them. I ended up going through a vicious withdrawl and then I will go through the same thing all over again if they ever show up. It is a very shitty place to be. I have days where I am so exausted that I can't even get out of bed and other where moving is only able to be accomplished with two forearm crutches or a wheelchair. I also have soething called Optic Neurosis which makes my eyes blurry and to go in and out. They are also VERY sensitive to light so I wear sunglasses every where and keep my home dark. I feel like my kids are in a cage just because of me. One day my eyes will go out like this and they will never come back. I have someone in my life who instead of being my person to lean on he kicks me while I am down. For example:
I Learned A New Lesson.
I learned a new lesson, sometimes these things happen, sometimes cupid grabs arrows, and he just starts capping. And then starts kidnapping, wrapping young hearts in plastic, taking those hearts and blasting, other hearts with his madness. Going love crazy, baby. Or was it destined, maybe? Young brother from the hard knock, yo am I going crazy? Backside banging like a gangsta, if I was a cranksta, I'd call these other lame chicks a bunch of wankstas. But 4 real, her love is beautiful, unconditional, always down to the cutical, its wonderful. The love making be like blazing fury, that sexy thing, I'm bout to call her amazing glory Heres our story, we started talking casually, and cautionly And instantly, we was both hooked, just on the mentally I thought I had to have her, but I thought it'd be eventually She said she'd take me out to th club not thinkking greedily So I proceededly plan to show her, how much a boss I be. Got her on the da
My Wife
My Wife must have these qualifications. First off I need you to understand something in my world, when it comes to the person I'm going to spend my life I'm really critical. In my mind a true relationship needs a cover of friendship, a frame of trust, and a base of true love. True love needs to be the base because if all the other things come crumbling down, true love is the only thing that it could be built back up from. If you lost friendship, and trust, there would be no reason to stay with your spouse. Unless you were truly, madly in love with them. True love can not be defined but it can be explained. In my idea of true love, it has to be much more than just a feeling. It has to be the giving of your entire self to someone. No hesitation, a combination of words and actions. When you love someone you know that you would never do anything to hurt that person. You would have to because if you don't trust yourself to not hurt them, how can you trust them not to hurt you? Love is a
I Will Be At The Broadview Hts Summerfest............
..........in Ohio, look for me at the "Bloodview" tent. I will also be a judge for the "broadview Hts. idol" contest. I hope to see you there, just stop by and say "HI". Also I will be busy tomorrow through Sunday evening, so I will not be online much. Thank you.
Life Changes
OLD, BUT STILL INTERESTING, Those Born 1930-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with f
How U Make Me Feel Today 7/11/07
I look at your pics and my heart beat rises i read what u say my mind opens up i listen to your voice and my body shakes...
My Frickin Day
please excuse any typos for I am a little shitfaced trying to type. okay so I get up this morning and all was good. About an hour later my daughter and I leav to pick up my friend cory. life can't get any better my kid my friend life is good. on the way back from corys this douchebag crosses the center line and almost takes us out. I flip her the bird call her a CUNT and keep going. she in all her shitfaced wisdom turns around and follows us to the gas station. she gets out walks up spits in my face and asks who are you calling a cunt. so we end up going to fist to cuffs. the gas station calls the cops. they get there I am slapping her in the mouth. so they pull me off and cuff me and lean me up against a car. I am trying to tell them she is shit faced the entire time, they are noy even paying attention to her at this point. she gets in her car and goes to leave no watching as she pulls out. she t bones a caravan with a mom and four kids in it. I look at the cop like nice job jacka
Mystical Haven
http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=8841 That right there is the link to my lounge, for now....I'm having serious issues and if anyone knows how to help me, please let me know. I could use all the help I can get. Thanks guys. xoxoxoxo
Regain A White World
How can one truly believe that the world in which we live today is better than that of a half century or so ago? We used to be a nation of pride, honor, courage and a get it done attitude, but ever since the 1960’s we have become a nation of pansies, a nation so hell bent on saving face and being politically correct we fail to see what truly is going on around us. Ever since America hell ever since all white nations allowed the Jews to steal Palestine and create Israel, we have become a white world of cowards and ignorant do gooders. During the Second World War and into Korea our men where men, our nations gave a dam about their own people and our countries would stick together and fight against the evils who wished to harm us. Then came the 1960’s and the Viet Nam war, the Jews had sunken their teeth into the media and were warping the minds of the young college kids telling them that the people paid to protect their lands were nothing better than baby killers and should not be gi
Do You Want To Be Fired...? Or Resign?
i actually got an option. although i really did consider not going to work for almost a week a resignation. like... fuck you. im not even going to bother calling in. i hope you die. that kinda thing. yeah...
It Is Almost 1 Am!
I am sitting here at almost 1 am and I am lonely, horny, and drinkin (Plum Loco - New Mexico)... lol :P I have my profile up in another window so I could hear the music that I have on there... I feel like such a dork! Well I went to Las Cruses today and watched Harry Potter. It was such a great movie... Granted not as good as the book but still awesome. I recommend that everyone go and watch it. *dances to JC Chasez's 'All Daylong I Dream About Sex'* I should go to bed so I could apply for a job but i can't sleep. I probably shouldn't blog and drink but I am in one of those I don't care moods. Ya know I hate Drama! I am tired of people saying one thing and doing another, I am tired of lies about stupid shit, I am tired of people blowing things out of proportion, I am tired of people starting shit, I am tired of discrimination, I am tired of bigotry, I am tired of close minded idiots, I am tired of bad things happening to great people and good things happening to bad people... Just not
Hmmmmm.......
So....you break up with someone that is supposed to be the end right?? Why does someone that cheated on u and lied to you have the right to ask you to be their friend?? Things that make you go hmmmmmm..... So you get called judgemental because you think the new gf is ugly.....It's not being catty..Its called being honest...NOT jealousy ....Why should I be jealous that the ugly man found an ugly woman..The only thing that gets me jealous is that everyone is getting some and I am not!! LOL...I don't get jealous of people thats not my nature... There is always someone better...prettier...hotter...younger...etc... So whats the point of being jealous?? I rarely keep ex's as friends.. There is no point to it... Although the heart doesn't let go for a while the mind makes you realize what a loser he was.... So.. He screwed his way through the sioux falls, sd phone book... he is venturing outside to the burbs...lol...Just one of many victims.. I think he gives us a sense he is a nice
What Kid Of Demon Are You?
What is your demon type?Fallen AngelYou are a fallen angel the cursed of the damned By many's standards you are thought to have lost the most. By being once graced by god but in the end falling by betraying his trust and power. You have many who know of you and adore you but in sense of it all you are quite enough alone.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
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"Love is when you miss him even before he leaves... when you could listen to him talk all night and never get tired of hearing his voice.. when the sound of his name sends chills down your spine and when you see his smile everytime you close your eyes"
July 12, 2007
It's important to keep checking the map, but every now and then you need to get off the beaten track. If you don't do it voluntarily, the universe may send you on a detour that will surprise you. So explore, already.
Thank You ...
Few things make me laugh. Few times I feel good. Few times I feel safe. But yesterday, I felt it all. You made me smile again and again. Brought me hopes and desires for you. You made me feel alive and well. And so I say thank you. I say thank you. Cause I wasn’t expecting it. Nothing made me realize how good it will be. Life isn’t a destiny. It can’t be. And if it is, who decides who? Who pushes ourselves to be something that we aren’t? Who makes us be what we don’t want to be? Some might think you’re great. Some may say you’re perfect. But I don’t agree with you, when you say destiny exists. Life’s not controlled by written lines. We make our life. We write the story of ourselves. We decide what’s right and wrong. And yesterday, I did what I did. I’m not disappointed. I’m happy, because I was myself. I did what I wanted to do. And talking to you like that, was great. I said what I wanted to say. And you made it great. But I don’t what to do the same mist
Child Killer Gets Only 10 Yrs...wtf?!
This came from a bulletin, I tried to repost it but kept getting an error message--"Failed to post bulletin of 'type 1' try again later." ============================================ It Only Takes One Minute ...To Hurt a Child ... To Destroy a Life ... AND -- It Only Takes One MinuteTo Make a Difference in a Child's Life!♥Pãt®ïc¡ã♥Date: 09 Jul 2007, 15:12This is what child neglect did to him....He was left outside with no adult supervision and he fell into a FIREPIT when he was just under 2 years old......It may have been an accident, but it left him PERMANENTLY scarred!Even though he endured such horrific pain, he was still the sweetest boy! Always Smiling!Until this monster decided to take that smile from him by commiting an unspeakable act of child abuse.....All he got was 10 years for the beating death of a child!Kyle left behind many......A father and step mother who grieves for him everyday....A big brother who misses him.....
Fuck The What?
You know I may complain a lot, but I can fucking wake up in the morning. Give me 8 minutes and I'm out the door and clean at the same time. This bull shit fucking commercialized energy drink shit is seriously gaying up everyone. I need help to wake up give me an energy drink. I can't stay up. I need some ginseng. Fuck that you people are just not capable. Seriously you make me want to spout all those platitudes my drill sergeant would spit out. I can't look at someone who says "Sissy La La" and not feel an urge to slap them. But I am found wanting to hit all you fucktards with that same DI aphorism. So what some fucking soft drink company says drink our shit it will make you feel better so you do. Here this is what heroin slangers say, "Shoot up it makes you feel better." You fucking idiots. I think I'd rather shoot up. I need the sleep. I cant fucking sleep. YOu bastards complain about not being able to wake up. You're just bull shit. You're those bitch ass fuckwits w
Laugh For July 12
Thanks Sharon for this one ... In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first tim
Once The Past Is Forgotten There Can Be No Future
We are living in a time where reflection is not part of our daily lives, a time where we neglect the people of the past who gave their lives in order to save their countries. In modern day America and everywhere else for that matter, we no longer are willing to study our nations histories, we have become a people who are too worried about staying in fashion, we are too involved with current trends to stop and think that if it weren’t for men who gave their lives for the countries we live in, then those countries would not exist. The men and women who fought and died for their countries are being forgotten rapidly and it saddens me to see this, these men did not want to go to a foreign land and die, they wanted to protect the freedoms they came to know and love and to forget these men is forgetting who we are as a nation. Sure things in modern day society have become mixed up and ass backwards, but we can change all that because of the men and women who died before us and are continu
Making A Baby. This Is Hilarious & Clean! ...there Is Not One Dirty Word In It, And It Is Funny. (got This From The Bulletin Board Lol)
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat". After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
Know Anyone In A Contest?
Do you know anyone in a contest (thats not in a big bomb family) .... the contest we are helping in at the moment is coming to an end. We like to keep busy helping people so drop by our home page and leave us a comment with the link to the picture, start date and end date and we will get back to you letting you know if we can help :D
Well...
WELL ITS 5:04 AM ON JULY 12TH AND IM TALKING TO ALOT OF FRIENDS BUT ONE FRIEND IM FALLING FOR AND IT SUCKS CAUSE HE LIVES SO FAR AWAY AND I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND THAT IM SOPPUSE TO MOVING IN WITH I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO CAUSE IM STUCK I LIKE THEM BOTH SWEET ASS GUYS ITS JUST HARD BECAUSE THE MOVING IN GUY ACTS LIKE HE DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME AND THE OTHER GUY DOES BUT HE DONT WANNA MOVE STATE AND STILL LIVES WITH HIS EX AND HER MOM AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO OR ANYTHING SO SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WTF TO DO CAUSE I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING AND JUST DONT KNOW ANYMORE
About Contest Im Trying To Hold
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I Just Don't Get It!!!!!
Ok I just don't get why people put pictures up of nothing but females in like bikini's and shit like that when: 1. they are MALE"very disturbing" 2.when the pic is nowhere near what you look like. 3. you only do it for pic rating and comments, so you can move up the ratings. GET A REAL LIFE PEOPLE
Question?
Questions Do you ever ask yourself why you have done something that you normally wouldnt do or something you actually know may possibbly come back to bit you in the butt later, but still do it? Why do we do things like that ? Ive tried being nice, I did the right thing, at least i think I did. So why do some people think the way to thank you for it is to try to stab you in the back again and try to start problems again. And then when you confront them on it, they look suprised. Its truly not in my nature to for give and forget, but I have learned in my years to let go. bygoins I say. But when you have to deal with the same crap over and over its gets harded to let go. I was over the past and ready to try a new beginning, but some people dont know when to stop and cut thier losses. they still try to do things to others to make themselves look What ?? better ? more important? what ever? but do they realize that it makes them look bad instead, and also brings down others that th
I Wish I Was Your Lover
for someone very special I wish I was your lover - Enrique Iglesias I miss you more and more each day
Dolphin
check out my two new pics your gonna be amazed
Free Gifts
Error: failed to post bulletin of type '1'! try again later So I am guessing I will have to post it here instead of a bulletin!!!! Grrr Anyway, Drop her a few comments if you can, she is a sweetheart and deserves some love. For every 100+ comments you leave, let know and I will buy you a nice gift during the next happy hour! Thanks! Wendi
The "f" Word
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What To Do?
I work in an office where we get a lot of interns from around the country who stay for the Summer and then sometimes get hired by the end of their internship, and the number one reason I've overheard them say they are hesitant to work in Indianapolis is because of the city and lack of culture and entertainment options. Compared to some place like Chicago I can totally sympathize; however, I don't think Indy is a cultural and entertainment desert as some paint it to be. In larger and more diverse cities like Chicago, the only problem of what to do for an evening is choosing which of the 10+ options you want to pursue. In Indianapolis, it's not so easy. It seems that there are many different, smaller groups of people trying to start various culture-oriented activities and entertainment options, but they are all fledgling for the most part. The biggest difference is that in Indianapolis you have to look for or create something to do most of the time. While some people think
A Quick Way To Earn A Few Bucks (no B.s.)
I RECENTLY JOINED A NEW SITE AT THE REQUEST OF A FRIEND ON ANOTHER NETWORKING SITE. YEAH, WE'VE ALL SEEN THE GET A FREE iPod, WIN A NEW PLASMA T.V. ADS, WHICH NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. WELL, I WAS A LITTLE LEERY ABOUT THIS ONE AS WELL BUT FIGURED WHAT THE HELL, MIGHT AS WELL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I JOINED THE TREASURE TROOPER SITE AND RECIEVED AN EMAIL NOT MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES LATER FROM THE ORGINIZATIONS HEAD EXPLAINING ALL THAT I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT OPERATING THE SITE... HOW TO GET THE MAXIMUM PAYOFF. AS I'M SURE A LOT OF YOU ARE LIKE MYSELF, A LITTLE FREE TIME HERE AND THERE, AT WORK, AT HOME, WHERE EVER... I DEVOTED A LITTLE OF THAT FREE TIME INTO TAKING SURVEYS FOR THIS SITE. AMAZINGLY, THE LITTLE AMOUNT OF TIME PAYED OFF. HERE’S A COPY OF THE FIRST CHECK I RECIEVED FROM TREASURE TROOPER. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S A REAL CHECK AND YES, I WAS ABLE TO CASH IT THROUGH MY LOCAL BANK (NOT A SCAM). I FIGURED I’D SHARE THIS WITH MY C.T. FRIENDS SO THAT THEY TO COULD EARN A
Soldiers Deserve Better!!!!
Ft Lewis has decided that we are losing too many soldiers to offer 'individual' memorials for those that are killed in action. They will now offer a 'once a month' service. Well, what kind of crap is that? I am considering going door to door with a petition. PLEASE , if you agree that fast food funerals for soldiers are WRONG, repost this and make the public aware of this travesty. i agree with this man on this topic. if you agree sign below. when it gets to 500 signatures please email this to miller_lite_01@hotmail.com, or joshua.apel@us.army.mil every name counts. . 1. spc. miller gregory 2. SGT Apel, Joshua 3. Teresa Ewing 4. Keri Gorbett 5. Tracy Odle 6. Erin Robertson 7. Tiffany Gibson 8. Heidi Cross 9. Hannah DeRoo 10.Kristi Nelson 11. Marie Oh 12. Petra Housen 13. Melanie Byers 14. Kristi Gregory - I heard this first hand from someone stationed there so it is true 15. Lori Hardin 16. Emily May 17. SSG John Gregory 18. Cherry Lane...Army Wife and troop suppo
Release
Original Poetry by me...Do not rip Release Pounding heart, dying to be heard, Only outlet is the written word. Hand scribbling Words dribbling Then flooding out Heart starting to shout. Words flowing, passion rages Volumes written, pages and pages. Heart is lighter from the release, Maybe now I can sleep with peace. - Brian 2007
First Kiss
Original Poetry by Me...Do not rip First Kiss Oh what am I to do? I have fallen so in love with you. Not just miles but oceans apart… But each day Love still grows in my Heart. Needing you like I have needed no other, As a friend, companion and Lover. Moments slowly tick by when you are not there, And I think of your eyes, your smile, your hair. And then an ache deep in my heart does grow. Needing every inch of you, from Head to Toe. Twisted they are, the Greek Goddesses of Fate… You search all your life for your one soul mate… Finding her, finally, after many a year… And she happens to be nowhere near… Going to bed each night with a sob and a cry… Asking yourself, “why O why”… “are the Goddesses of Fate so cruel to me”… And then…out of nowhere…epiphany… Distance is a matter of perspective, and not true length… She is not as far away as one might think… Our day will come, I know this… And on that day will be our first kiss…. - Brian 2007
A Time Comes
A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on.You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what you are...and that's OK. They are entitled to their own views and opinions. And you learn the importance of loving and championing yourself...and in the process a sense of new found confidence is born of self-approval. You stop complaining and blaming other people for the things they did to you (or didn't do for you) and you learn that the only thing you can really count on is the unexpected. You learn that people don't always say what they mean or mean what they say and that not everyone will always be there for you and that it's not always about you. So, you learn to stand on your own and to take care of yourself...and
Pennies
You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about. Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the weekend at the husband's employer's home. My friend, Arlene, was nervous about the weekend. The boss was very wealthy, with a fine home on the waterway, and cars costing more than her house. The first day and evening went well, and Arlene was delighted to have this rare glimpse into how the very wealthy live. The husband's employer was quite generous as a host, and took them to the finest restaurants. Arlene knew she would never have the opportunity to indulge in this kind of extravagance again, so was enjoying herself immensely. As the three of them were about to enter an exclusive restaurant that evening, the boss was walking slightly ahead of Arlene and her husband. He stopped suddenly, looki
Today's Love Quote
I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I felt and still you would not understand. So now I leave you without a sound except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.
Quotes
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return Love isn't blind, it just only sees what matters. Love is a moment that lasts forever... You will know the real meaning of love when you fall in love. If a tear fell from my eyes, everytime i wished you were with me I would have a puddle of fallen wishes at my feet Through the wind I hear your voice, in the clouds I see your name. Living life without you just wouldnt be the same If you love someone more than anything, Then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart If i had a single flower for everytime i thought of you i could walk forever in my garden.
July 12-20
I just thought I would let everyone know that I am very sorry for not being on here much the last week and it looks like I will not be on here much for the next week as well. Some of you know our situation but for those of you who don't here it is...We recently moved from Charleston, SC to New Bern, NC and when we moved we put all of our things in a storage in SC. Well we didn't get the house we were wanting so I now have to go back to SC to get all of our things out of storage and bring them to NC. That will be happening on Tuesday and Wednesday of the up coming week. I have also started a job so that has also taken my time away from my friends and family on CT. So if you all have a minute please pray that I can get all of our stuff and get it up to NC and get moved in swiftly and easily so I can keep my job. They are being nice and working with me thus far so that is a good sign right? Well I have to finish getting ready for work so I will talk to you all as soon as I can. And for al
Now What??????????
Now...what is all this poo poo about????? Here's something else we have to deal with when trying to repost bulletins. I can't post a new one, or repost. This is the first time I've seen this one. Posting rules are getting to be somewhat REDICULOUS!!! Anyone got any ideas what this is about ... let me know! Error: failed to post bulletin of type '1'! try again later.
Ok That Does It!!!!
There are waaaayyyy too many "Dry" people on my friends list! And I have Waaaayyyy too many Cherry Bucks to spend. Beware people! The liquor is a-flowing!
Yesterday's Horoscope For Me
Someone's fast-talking ways and impeccable style bowl you over. Go ahead and let yourself get swept away in the whirlwind, but keep one foot on the ground. Sooner or later, you'll want your own life back.
My Guestbook
Hey I finally got my guestbook and if you all would be so nice to stop by and sign it, i would appreciate it so much and if you don't, i still love you all. thanks big dawg
Suggestions Required
I WANT PEOPLE TO PLEASE TELL ME IF THEY HAVE EVER WANTED THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE AND WHAT THEY DONE TO GET THAT PERSON PLEASE,I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING I KNOW AND RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS FAST NEW SUGGESTIONS WELCOMED AND IF IT IS RUDE ONE NO PROBLEM SEND THEM TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. THANKS TO HOW EVER REPLYS TO THIS
Stop That Shit!!!!!
NO YA NOT DAMMIT TO HELL...!!!! STOP IT DAMMIT, STOP, STOP, STOP!!!! IT'S FALSE FUGGIN ADVERTISEMENT!!!! If I EVER see Justin Timberlake in the street I'ma walk up on him and clock him DEAD IN HIS GRILL. BUST HIS FRONTS!!!! Cause with that song he giving TOO MANY people, FALSE FUCKIN HOPE. DAMMIT ITS DECEPTION. Ya eyes are lying to you boo boo!!! I see so many women talking about BRINGING SEXY BACK Well dammit come wit it!!! I'M WAITING!!! BASTIDS GOT SEXY COWERING IN A CORNER TALKIN ABOUT DON'T TOUCH ME...GET OFF ME!!!! Some of yall beasts are beatin the FUCK OUTTA SEXY Stop lying to ya selves...some of you CAVITY creeps, YA HOOD BOOGERS need a wake up call or ya cataracts removed. STOP HUMILIATING YOURSELVES Fuck bringing back sexy...BRING BACK SANITY AND REASON GET A NEW PHRASE PEOPLE.. THANK YOU!!! Tags: | Edit Tags
I'm Back
jus a quick note to let everyone know i'm back
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
they left too mych out of the book of course..it wasnt dark like i was hoping for..other then that it was pretty good..transformers was the movie of the summer for me..
Tomorrow...........
I shall see God: and his brother:
Sometimes I Feel Like....
sometimes i feel like a freak on a leash..nice myrna sit down, roll over, play dead lol
Well My Mom Update And My Life
HI ALL well its been a while since i did one of these because there is nothing really new to tell but this. she went to another docs last firday and they did same test her doc did and they said if this one dont show anything they will do more test or talk about taking it out. so will keep you all posted on that and it pisses me off because the docs dont seem to be in a hurry u know its only cancer she can die from it its been a month and that shit could spreed. so i hope this test finds out. I may also go to jail next week because of child support stuff and no one in my family cares because iam the black sheep in the family because i dont make i dont need know help but i was not even invited to my nephews high school graduation party yea so i think at least most of them would want me in jail because i dont do shit. so the shit just keeps just piling up on me that i cant control but i can so i have no clue. well thats all for now sorry for the repost again MIKE
Uhhh...
Anyone know whats up with the bulletins today??? I almost miss the bulletin drama that some people like to stir up. Anyways..I was going to post a bulletin earlier asking for help. And this time its NOT for a contest/giveaway/leveling up thing. Its for a marinade recipe. I want to surprise my family with a new yummy chicken marinade. So, If anyone has a tip...I'd like to hear it.:)
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"
Great Year!!!
I can't believe the fantastic year I'm having! Firstly I pass my finals and now have a degree and then today I pass my driving test! I'm just too hot to handle right now! WOOOHOOOOOOOOO and lots of YAY MEs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re Quick Marrages
if you dont have comunication,and trust you dont have anything,most people have had bad ex relationships and unfotunely they bring it into the new relationship and causes alot of anger and this is not good but it happens alot.alot of marrages end up in divorce because of money,miss trust,lack of comunication,rushed into marrage
What's For Dinner Tonight Kiddo-s
Super Nachos Recipe Servings: 4 Serving Description: large microwave safe dish Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time: 15 minutes Ingredients: 1 bag nacho chips 1 cup sharp Cheddar cheese, shredded 1 cup Monterey Jack cheese, shredded 16 ounces can-refried beans 1 pound lean ground beef 1 large onion, chopped 4 green onions, sliced 3 ripe tomatoes, diced 4 ounces black olives, sliced 1 bunch Romain lettuce, torn into bite size pieces Directions: In a heavy skillet, brown ground beef and onions. Arrange nacho chips on platter. Cover with Monterey Jack and sharp Cheddar cheese; then place in microwave until cheese is slightly melted. Spread refried beans onto slightly melted cheese. Cover refried beans with browned ground beef. Place in the microwave and heat thoroughly (approximately 1 minute). Garnish with lettuce, tomatoes, olives, and green onion. Optional: Top with Sour Cream, Serve with Salsa and Guacamole. Yumm-O
July News: Michele & The Midnight Blues
Dear Friends, Family & Fans, I am dictating this to my friend Meghan because I have damaged my rotator cuff and wrist. Yes, it is going to require surgery. Warning! Don't expect to see me jump around on stage as much! However we will keep all bookings and have even added a few to our calendar. You can check the web calendar at www.micheleandtthemidnightblues.com So here are the highlights coming up: 1. Come join us in Burgaw at West End Tavern and Deli, on July 20th. The food there is great. The drink choices amazing for a small town, and the staff and crowd were wonderful to us last trip. We start about 9:30 PM, and they don't charge a cover charge! 2. We will be at Carolina Beach July 27th, at our favorite seaside club: The Sea Witch Cafe! Show is 8:00 PM to Midnight. Come early for dinner or just to enjoying the salt in the air and hear the ocean waves crashing! 3. The Prize Drawing for our email contest will take place July 30th! This w
Different Drummers
If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong. Or if I believe other than you, at least, pause before you correct my view. Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right - for me. To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you embrace my ways as right for you, but that you are no longer irritated or disappointed with me for my seeming waywardness. And in understanding me you might come to prize my differences from you, and , far from seeking to change me, preserve and even nurture those differences.....
Save The Tunes!
As some of you know I own Surge.FM I want to continue broadcasting to all of you fine people but big corporation and the government are trying like hell to screw us over. I pay a monthly fee for licensing to bring you the tunes you love. To make a long story short... they wanna pass a bill that will raise our roylty rates so high that we will be forced to shut down. So ACT NOW! Call your congressmen and raise some hell! Internet radio will be paying skyhigh rates compared to satellite radio and AM/FM stations. The following is an email I received from my licensing provider... Sent Thursday July 12, 2007 08:24 AM Subject URGENT Hello LoudCity member, IMMEDIATE ACTION NEEDED The U.S. Court of Appeals DENIED the emergency stay requested by webcasters. UNLESS CONGRESS ACTS BY JULY 15th, it is the end of the road for Internet radio. This situation is grave, but that makes the message all the simpler and most serious. CALL YOUR SENATORS AND REPRESENTATIVES RIGHT A
Aragon
I had high hopes for this movie, because it was like LOTR, but with a dragon. Just up my alley. And I'm not saying it was a bad movie, but it wasn't overwhelming either. Dragon riders at one time were the defense of this country. One Dragon Rider turned on the rest, convinced a few to rebel, and then he turned on them and killed them all...setting him up as king. And as a king (John Malcovich), he's a prick, forces kids into the army, and rules by fear. He doesnt want Dragon Riders to reappear, so since he has the last dragon, he keeps the eggs to himself. Aria steals one, and before she is caught, she teleports it to Aragon. And thus it starts. The quest starts when his uncle is slain, because the magic guy for the king traces the egg to him. He meets up with an old Dragon Rider, and he teachs him, and it goes on from there. The magic guy serving the king was probably the best character in the movie. Good special effects around him, ugly as sin, and well acted. jeremy Iro
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
YOU KNOW I HATE ONE THING ABOUT PEOPLE..... PEOPLE LIE AND TELL LIES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE..... THEN DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO TELL SOMEONE FACE TO FACE THEY HAVE TO TURN TAIL N RUN...... I MEAN WTFH IS IT ALL ABOUT...... YOU LIE YOU GET CAUGHT TAKE THE FLACK OR THE SHOUTING OR EVEN THE SLAP FOR IT.... GRRRRRRR FREAKING GRRRRRRRRR.....
No Means No
Guy:"Lets have sex right now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" ikinGirl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in y
Todays New Ggc Video: Matrix Soccer
Todays New GGC Video: Matrix Soccer
Making A Baby (ty Muerte Bella!)
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat". After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it
Disgruntal Workers
Do you have a co-worker that you just can't stand. One that really just irritates the poo out of you? That one that is so super duper sweet that she will do anything for you? But there is just one thing...they have really bad breath and just has to talk to you up close and personal and right over your shoulder. Then there is the one that has to have everything their way. Even though you have been doing things the same way for the past twelve years, she comes in and has to change things her way. AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!! Help...I am in a nightmare that won't end!!!!!!!!111
Why?
There is a guy that goes to work everyday like every one would normally except this guy worked in the basement of a 17 story high buliding he lived in, on the top floor. Every morning he makes his lunch locks his apartment, goes into the elevator to the basement and punches in, off to work he goes! He takes his break and eats in the break room in the basement and goes back to work till the end of his shift. It is then that he goes back into the elevator and goes to the 14th floor and walks up the rest of the way....why?
They Got The Bastard!
My insurance company found the damn asshole that hit me. He's insured! I'm thinking that maybe the guy driving wasn't the actually owner/policy holder for the car. I bet he had a warrant or something. Anyways, now I'm trying to deal with this guy's insurance company. Of course they aren't being THAT helpful and they are taking their sweet ass time but at least my insurance company got the bastard! Whew. Hopefully it will not be a hassle and a mess and it can just be taken care of without any more added stress. :)
Experts Warn Of Lightning-strike Injuries With Ipods
(AP) -- Listen to an iPod during a storm and you may get more than electrifying tunes A Canadian jogger suffered wishbone-shaped chest and neck burns, ruptured eardrums and a broken jaw when lightning traveled through his music player's wires. Last summer, a Colorado teen ended up with similar injuries when lightning struck nearby as he was listening to his iPod while mowing the lawn. Emergency physicians report treating other patients with burns from freak accidents while using personal electronic devices such as beepers, Walkman players and laptop computers outdoors during storms. Michael Utley, a former stockbroker from West Yarmouth, Massachusetts, who survived being struck by lightning while golfing, has tracked 13 cases since 2004 of people hit while talking on cell phones. They are described on his Web site, www.struckbylightning.org. Contrary to some urban legends and media reports, electronic devices don't attract lightning the way a tall tree or a lightning rod
My Moms Birthday
Todays My Moms Birthday She Would Of Been 78. Man I Miss Her. Life Sucks When You Lose Someone Close Too You!!
The Lover
You are The Lovers Motive, power, and action, arising from Inspiration and Impulse. The Lovers represents intuition and inspiration. Very often a choice needs to be made. Originally, this card was called just LOVE. And that's actually more apt than "Lovers." Love follows in this sequence of growth and maturity. And, coming after the Emperor, who is about control, it is a radical change in perspective. LOVE is a force that makes you choose and decide for reasons you often can't understand; it makes you surrender control to a higher power. And that is what this card is all about. Finding something or someone who is so much a part of yourself, so perfectly attuned to you and you to them, that you cannot, dare not resist. This card indicates that the you have or will come across a person, career, challenge or thing that you will fall in love with. You will know instinctively that you must have this, even if it means diverging from your chosen path. No matter the difficulties, without it
Al-qaida Has Rebuilt, U.s. Intel Warns...oh Joy...not!
WASHINGTON - A new threat assessment from U.S. counterterrorism analysts says that al-Qaida has used its safe haven along the Afghan-Pakistan border to restore its operating capabilities to a level unseen since the months before Sept. 11, 2001. A counterterrorism official familiar with a five-page summary of the document — titled "Al-Qaida better positioned to strike the West" — called it a stark appraisal. The analysis will be part of a broader meeting at the White House on Thursday about an upcoming National Intelligence Estimate. The official and others spoke to The Associated Press on condition they not be identified because the report remains classified. The findings suggests that the network that launched the most devastating terror attack on U.S. soil has been able to regroup despite nearly six years of bombings, war and other tactics aimed at dismantling it. At his news conference Thursday, President Bush acknowledged the report's existence and al-Qaida's continuing
What's Up With "the Bird?"
Not sure I understand this, but here goes. I have to wonder what the point is in flipping the bird in photos? Is the subject (who is usually t]also the photogtapher) flipping off the person in the picture, or flipping off themselves in their own reflection? or, am I part of the older generation, just a little slow on the uptake? Either way, I can't help but feel somewhat put off by an image where the overarching message is "FU." I'm from the east coast, you tell someone to F Off for no reason, you're looking to have a beatin thrown at ya.
Two Choices
TWO CHOICES What would you do? you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the following sto
Check The Left Wing... Its Broken...
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alright didn't go to bed till 4am it's 10:30am now, i'm tired and i have my last physical therapy session at 1:40pm, i got up cause i thought it was later then it really is
Old Joke But Still Hilarious!
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a Truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you Lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you even re
My New Lounge, Cum And Enjoy!!!
Well, Hello to everyone!!! My name is Vanessa and my hubby name is Tim. I'm setting up this lounge for all the swingers out there that want to get together and get to know other swingers. If things are rocking, meet and enjoy one another. That is what swinging is all about. My husband and I love being in good company with others and wanted to have a place to go to meet other swingers in our area or around the world. Please cum ck this lounge out and enjoy the lifestyle. We wanted to be able to reach out to others and are hopeing you can do the same. This lounge is still new so bare with me on tring to get it all set up. Hope everyone enjoys this lounge and Happy Swingging..You can cum to my site and ck in my lounges for Clarksville Swingers Lounge, Hope to see you there!!
Left Of Night
ok, i thought i would just ramble today, i notice i haven't posted a blog of any kind in a stones age, so here i go. Have you ever noticed that your nightmares follow a specific format or pattern or theme. Day in and day out, whenever a nightmare strikes, there are usually common elements. Little things that your id, your subconscious mind, brews up to beat you with like a man in stocks being flogged (ok people, don’t get turned on here, i’m talking nightmares, not fantasy’s). It’s things like, if you have a repressed, timid personality, you might always have nightmares of people yelling and screaming at you. If you’re afraid of snakes, you might always dream of them attacking you or your friends turning into them at social events. Most of the time, it’s constant. Changes on a theme. But what do you do when that little dark side throws you a curve ball, tries to terrorize you with something you didn’t know was scary? What do you do then? Or worse, when you wake up f
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# Never to Feel You Again Catch me in your arms Hold me close, let me feel your warmth Hold me again To the point I feel your heart Where I hear more than just it beating but also the warmth of its emotion It was there I know I'll never feel it again Not yours, oh no, not yours Yet another cold heart I made You've changed You don't care anymore That's what I get from falling with no arms to catch me That's what I got for thinking things can change So goodbye my friend This is the end The end of everything that has ever been Goodbye I'm sick of being nice and you deserve the price The price you get, you know what I mean its not unseen Goodbye my friend, goodbye.
I Am Me....
the dagger pierced my heart deep... my crimson blood now seeps... the emptyness echos in my head... i will not lie , somedays i wish i was dead... an invisable knife held to my throat... my inner demon there to gloat... who is this wicked person i've become... my mind,body ,and soul cold and numb... a false smile on my face... perfected with precision and grace... i am surrounded by those who claim to be my friend... but, will they be here in the end... i do not want pity or for you to feel sorry for me... i am telling you who i am truly... i have good days i have bad... most days i am sad... this is shelly this is me... if you don't like it you can't like shelly... so for those of you who read and stay... you'll remain in my heart until my dying day...
First Time For Everything
Normally, I don't get pissed if someone gives me a low rating, it really doesn't matter to me. Today, however, I'm in a pissy mood as my job is making me angry. So, I sent the person a gift with a note. I told them they need something nice to cuddle, since low-rating makes folks on CT think they're a bonehead. Nicer than I wanted to be. Got a Hershey Kiss in return. Some people are just frickin' weird.
Patronizing
Dont think I am some little girl who's knowlege is sparce.... who is shunned from the world I know more than you think or care to believe though my act is innocent ive known happiness and grief Ive seen thunderous men fall weak men overcome my battle is undending perhaps pointless to some no matter, i will triumph that moment will be mine when someone sees the treasure i hide til then, through life i trudge and try to find the heart i left behind
Fathers
Fathers make choices that there Children may not understand. That doesn't mean they don't love them . It just means that they rather be the one in pain then let there children carry it.. No matter how big the fight , Fathers will pick up themselves and dust off , And still Keep Loving there Child ,No matter how many people may think they don't...
Karma
Always remember that the pain you dish out ,Is the pain you recieve in return ten fold. (KARMA). Making up stuff just to make others feel bad and/or doing it to make yourself feel good or look better in front of other is a fleeting feeling that doesn't stay and it is only hurting you and your loved ones...
True Love (this Is Honestly True)
My grandparents were married over 40 years when my grandmother died (she died two days before my son was born). My grandfather had her cremated and brought her back home with him. To this day, and this happened Nov 11, 1994, he has kept her in his house. I asked him about it, why he doesn't go and have her buried, and he told me that when he dies, he wants them both to be buried together. That, to me, is the ultimate act of love. I just wish I could find someone like that....
Happy Birthday Sis
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mea culpa This was a horrible week for me. Ex wife informed me of her affairS while I was deployed and away, girl I had wanted to marry told me that she was getting married. Sometimes the foundation gets attacked a little too hard sometimes. I will be fine. I am a soldier and a strong man. However, I can't deny that I am wounded to the quick. Thank you for caring. Greg
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Ensign: Life In The Lions' Den
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 12 July 2007 Wow . . . Martha and I are celebrating our fourth wedding anniversary today! -- David "And the king communed with them; and among them all was found none like Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah: therefore stood they before the king." The Bible itself is presented as a story from beginning ("In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.") to end ("The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.") . The book of Daniel in the Old Testament can be seen as a microcosm of that. Although the book begins when the citizens of Judah have arrived in Babylon, the book ends with . . . the end in the form of prophecy. Taking selected incidents in Daniel's life from his and his friends' start in Babylon as
One More Jerk!!!!!!!!!!!
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My First. Blog
So I did this whole ct thing once before. Got disgusted with all the head games and thought I would try it a little different this time. I am looking to make friends. Not become popular, or someones playmate. I know there are others out there so Im gonna try and find them. LOL Wish me luck on my crusade.
How To Be A Good Friend....
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements
Oops
Lol...wish me luck. In the past we've used charcoal grills. Well it was finally time for a new one, and we settled on a gas grill. Sooo...Wish me luck...today in an hour or so will be the first time I've used the gas grill.
The Hijacking Of America
It never ceases to amaze me how complacent Americans have become with respect to our politics. We actually have a level of corrruption that we allow! That should come as no shock to anyone as it isn't any really earthshaking news. But when I was running the other day, it really struck me that we whine about everything incessantly, yet we rarely do anything about it besides hope that the other side wins in the next election. As for that matter, why is it always rich people that win? I mean besides money, power, connections, and access to more powerful people, what do the rich really have? Well, they have a vested interest in keeping themselves rich and that is a fact. Really, does anyone say, "Man, I want to be poor one day!" It is so infuriating to see the same ol' arguments being dredged up by the lackluster politicians day after day: gay marriage, abortion, and who is more Christian. What a frigging pathetic group of never-do-wells do we have supposedly representin
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The Sound Of A Heart Breaking
Oddly enough, it is not a ripping sound, it is not a tearing sound, it is a sob. First, well, not really first, but I have finally confirmed what I always knew, my ex wife admitted to having several affairs while we were married and while I was deployed. She asked forgiveness, which I gave because I felt more sorry for her than anything else. No, that was not the cause of my heart breaking. Old girlfriend has a new boyfriend, who will likely marry her and they will be happy. I heard it then. At first, I didn't recognize the sound or where it was coming from until I realized it was me. How strangely disconnected one can be. Sure, it is not the starving of Sudan or the death rattle of a soldier, it was just me crying. Something that I haven't done since my grandfather passed in 92. I don't care if you are reading this saying what a woose. Fuck you if you are. These last few days have been brutal on me and without dear friends, I would not have made it. Yesterday was pi
Still Buggin' Ya!
Well..here I am again...still buggin' ya, and drivin' ya nuts. lol I just check the totals again in the contest...or one anyway. 5th place is currently sitting at 3741, and I have 3024. Do the math...718 comments needed to take over 5th. I've just had some drop by and help out...and I KNOW they can do more...lol! The rest of you...Earth Angels, friends, and family...COME ON!!! HELP ME GET INTO THAT 5TH PLACE POSITION. I've seen what you can all do when you get on a roll, so please ...let's get on a roll here! THANKS.....
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This Guy Wuld Make A Damn Good Husbend!!
Erection keeps burglar out of jail A German burglar has escaped a prison sentence - because he suffers from a permanent erection. Maurice Baumann, 32, was sentenced to a year's jail for burgling homes in the British army garrison town of Bielefeld. But he escaped prison after entering hospital as an "emergency case" for his unrelenting priapism. After a week's treatment, doctors admitted they were only able to get his manhood down to "half-mast". Baumann told a court in Bielefeld: "I woke up one morning with a hard-on. I didn't think anything of it - that happens to men a lot. But mine never went down." A medical report revealed that doctors stuck needles in his manhood for 90 minutes in an attempt to reduce its size. But five minutes later it was erect again. They also injected medication into it but that didn't help either. A court ruled that he could stay out of jail while his problem persisted but the chief prosecutor of Bielefeld is not happy. Harald Krahmoeller said: "On
Family
my real dad keeps calling. its so weird to be so much like someone that you can't remember and are never around. it's really sad how i just let him come back into my life. i never would have done this years ago. i miss my step dad so much. ever since he passed away im different. ill never be stupid and happy and so fucking unaware of shit ever again. i mean i was fucking 15. he had a heart attack. how can you know that? you can't. i should just always be nice to people. easier said than done. my real dad wants me to like... make my brother talk to him. my brother will never talk to him. my brother like... hates him with a passion. and then his mom calls me. and im like... after fucking 10+ years why do you think i would remember you? why do you think i would give a fuck? after you fucking moved away and left me and knew my number and address becuase we never moved ever ever. ugh. and then im like... im older now and i should be mature about it and quit being mad
Sexual Orientation
Sexual OrientationFirst things firstAre you gay, bi, or straight?: BiName: JanaAge: 26Religion: Wandering =)GeneralWhat's your stance on homosexuality?: do what makes ya happiestDo you think they should be able to get married?: sure why notHow about to adopt?: sexual orientation has no bearing on your ability to be a parentIf you friend out your best friend was gay, what would you do?: nothing?What would you do if you saw a kid getting bashed because he was gay?: stand up for themWould you ever bash a gay kid?: no way!How do you feel about homophobes?: grow upHow about President Bush taking away all their rights?: he's a douche anywayTell me this: do you or do you not support Bush?: no ... i support bare vaginas ... JK JK JKIf you're gay or bi...(skip this heteros)When did you realize you liked the same sex?: a looooong time agoHave you come out yet?: most ppl know im BiIf you have what's the story there?: no storyWould/do your parents accept it?: they dont know and they WOULDNTYour fr
Almost There
IT'S BEEN HARD WORK PUTTIN MUSIC TOGETHER 4 MY LABEL BUT IT'S COMMIN I HAVE A LITTLE SUMTHIN U CAN LISTEN 2 FOR NOW ONLY CUX IT'S DA UNFINISHED VERSION SO B GENTLE WIT DA COMMENTS BUT TRUTHFUL IF U DECIDE TO LISTEN THIS IS THE ONLY ONE I'M ABLE TO PUT OUT THERE RITE NOW CUZ it's not done,YOU'LL HAVE OME FINISHED SHYT TO LISTEN TO REAL SOON WELL HERE'S DA LINK 4 NOW WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DAINCONSPICUOUS TELL ME WHAT U THINK
Todays Horoscope
You feel so close to this person that their joy and pain are yours as well. Sometimes, though, this connection can be a touch overwhelming. It's time to remember where you end and the other person begins. mmmmmmmmmm........sometimes i ask myself some questions..
Meaning Of A Flag Draped Coffin
Meaning of Flag Draped Coffin All Americans should be given this lesson. Those who think that America is an arrogant nation should really reconsider that thought. Our founding fathers used GOD's word and teachings to establish our Great Nation and I think it's high time Americans get re-educated about this Nation's history. Pass it along and be proud of the country we live in and even more proud of those who serve to protect our "GOD GIVEN" rights and freedoms. I hope you take the time to read this..... To understand what the flag draped coffin really means..... Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many widows and widowers. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we lea
Jesus, Im So Fucking Fat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, so i finally calculated how much I spend on nothing but fast food... In a 3 day period, Ive spent about 75 dollars on nothing but mcdonalds, taco bell, and kfc. This is NOT counting gas and other stuff I dont eat. I get payed every 12-15 days, so doing some math.. Thats about 300 dollars that goes to nothing but calories every 2 weeks. Thats roughly 600 a month. Thats a little shy of HALF my monthly pay. Thats horseshyt.. I really needa stop.. I seriously have a bad problem..
Life
Well as i start my first blog i can honestly say things just don't go right my job seems to be sucking big time and well lets just say i could loose my home so i am like at the point of pulling the rest of my hair out but im staying strong and as far as my friends everyone is pretty much busy so that leaves me at the point where ya have no one to talk to so i guess judging by this blog i am pretty much depressed so if ur reading this sry to put ya thru the boring blog but i had to get my feelings out there somehow.
Weird Dinner Math....strange But True...
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) T
Crazy,sexy,cool
Yo this Erica Carter A.K.A Erica Dukes.B.K.A sexy lady just wanna what's and for ya'll to join my page and i hope you like it. "HOLLA."
Fawkin Morons
So I've been accused of using a blaster in the contest I'm in by this idiot... L D C Who just so happens to have been referred by.. ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~ Check out her referral path... Most of them are freshmeat & only 1 has a salute. Prolly all of them are her. http://cherrytap.com/referrals.php?u=144590 Stupid bish can't even say it to my face!! What a pussy! If you are gonna accuse me of shit u better have proof & the fawking guts to say it on your "own" account!! Not your "fake" account. & for the record, I have been bombing my contest but I have 2 other friends in contest this week so I've been helping them out. How the hell would you know if I've been bombin my own contest or not?? You just sit your ass on my pic all damn day?? Yeah, that's what I thought!! I don't use, nor do my friends use Cherryblaster & we actually have salutes.
D.c. Caribean Carnival
I kinda slacked off on posting these pictures, the actual date i took these was the 23rd of June, I took alot more pictures than just these, the streets were crowded with people, I was actually suprise there wasn't any fights and its Washington D.C., wow!  Talk to the hand devil dog!
Fake Ass Men!
Well as of today I deleted a certain person from EVERYTHING in my life. If you can't act like a REAL MAN then don't fuckin bother me. I gave this person a second chance cause I thought people deserved them..well not this guy.. don't have time for ignorance, lying and worthless men. He told me he needed space well become a fuckin astronaut then! I guess he gets bored with one woman and moves onto the next one...what a guy! I know a few like that..get a life! No MAN is worth the DRAMA ladies! Like I always say and is sooo true...WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND. Asshole from beginning to end is more like it!!!! YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN FLUSHED!!!
Simple Rules Of Life (taken From A Bulletin Repost)
Simple Rules of Life 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will s
The Walk
We start along the footpath weeds crowd our feet a tender doe with limpid eyes darts across our path.. summer heat laps our breath and sweat runs salty trails along our cheeks.. we follow the cool into the wood as leaves nudge each other in quiet murmurs to dancing birds amongst silver branches crying, one to another in private conversation In envy we listen, their music ours We long to flee, just as they to the highest branches. Our hands entwine a mirror of ivy climbing the waist of solid trunks, the ground meets our feet with soft reply and scent of disturbed foilage. We sit by the brook her soothing tone lulls our souls and we laugh as she moves untroubled.
Something You Need To Know
ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVERY, WOMEN-SAY THEY FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE UNDRESSING IN FRONT OF MEN THAN THEY DO UNDRESSING IN FRONT OF OTHER WOMEN. THAY SAY THAT WOMEN ARE TOO JUDGEMENTAL, WHERE, OF COURSE, MEN AARE JUST GRATEFUL
Going Out Tomorrow Night Who Wants To Join??
To all my friends and family in the flint and surrounding areas...My Bf Steve aka Maddawg and I are going to a small bar in the mt morris area for fun and karaoke...The name of the bar is Little Country on Dort Hwy close to Stanly...We would like to have a bunch of people up there to have fun with us...And for the ones who havnt got to meet me yet there u go there is the perfect chance lol...so i hope to see some of you there...leave me a comment, shout or message and let me know if u can make it or not so i know how much space to hold...Hope to see some of you there :-) ~Danielle~
Blue Dragon
Played the demo on 360 last night. Pretty damn cool. They incorporated something similar to overdrives from final fantasy 7. When your tension meter gets full you can select a corporeal attack. Your shadow becomes real and it goes into a sick ass attack animation for extreme damage. The only thing i didn't like is that it was always the same animation. So hopefully they put in some other attacks in the final version. The only other thing i didn't like was the music during the boss fights, it's like really really bad 80's hair metal. It just loops over and over, fucking awful. Overall though im excited for this to come out. I also ended up trying the demo for Overlord. Which I meant to go pick up today but i'm too god damn lazy. Pretty sweet concept, your this evil guy and you have an army of minions. You destroy shit. The minions do comical things like use destroyed environments as armor. For instance i had them destroy a pumpkin patch and one of the minions stuck a pumpkin on his
Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" "Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him
Internet Radio Is In Jeopardy!
IMMEDIATE ACTION NEEDED FOR THURSDAY, JULY 12TH Greetings, Time and options are running out for Internet Radio. Late this afternoon, the court DENIED the emergency stay sought on behalf of webcasters, millions of listeners and the artists and music they support. UNLESS CONGRESS ACTS BY JULY 15th, the new ruinous royalty rates will be going into effect on Sunday, threatening the future of all internet radio. We are appealing to the millions of Internet radio listeners out there, the webcasters they support and the artists and labels we treasure to rise up and make your voices heard again before this vibrant medium is silenced. Even if you have already called, we need you to call again. The situation is grave, but that makes the message all the simpler and more serious. PLEASE CALL YOUR SENATORS AND REPRESENTATIVES RIGHT AWAY and urge them to support the Internet Equality Act. Go to http://www.capwiz.com/saveinternetradio/alert_9738601.html to find the phone numbers of
You Are My Angel
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Some People
I am so fed up with those out there that think that they are the only ones that have been hurt in life and think that they can walk all over other people because it makes them feel good. What gives them the right? If you have really truly been hurt in life you should know better then to go and try to hurt some one else. I am sure there are some honest, good men out there, but where the hell are they?? Or you find them and they are taken or don't want to be, WTF!! And the women who snap them up? YOU GO GIRL!!! Treat them right and keep them happy!! Well I don't have much to say today other than where are all the great guys?? One of these days I may find one, but its going to have to be some one super great as I come with lots of baggage, lol.
Are U Cute Enough To Enter
beauty contest starts to nite read bullentin.1st_2nd-and3rd place winners If u think u are cute enough come enter click on the picture below height="400px" border="0px" align="CENTER>
18 Ways To Piss Off A Pagan!
Be considerate: Rearrange their altar so it looks neat... Blow out their altar candle if it is daylight. (no need to waste a good candle). Sweep up the salt they carelessly left at the doorway. Sharpen their Athame. Untie the knot in their cords. Try on their jewelry for fashion sense. Pick up their crystals for a closer look. See how far their crystal ball will roll (dogs love this). Use their runes as extra Dominoes. Play "Old Maid" with their Tarot cards. Toss holy water on them "just to see what happens" Ask them if they are a good witch or a bad witch. Debate with them about "True Religion". Ask them if they are Satan worshippers. Tell them how the bible says they are going to hell, then ask if they can make you a love potion. Point to their pentacle necklace, almost touching it, and say "isn't that supposed to be point down?" Refer to a business meeting as "a come to Jesus" meeting. Leave Chick Publication tract
Games For When We Are Older
1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Just remember ,if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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KABOOM! Brain explosion!
Have You Ever....
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't? or Saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs. Have u ever decided not 2 become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own........when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you ? Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at all. Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to
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Birthday
ok i'll be leaving soon to start my birthday stuff. hope everyone has a good eekend i may be on here and there from chris's house not sure. peace Remy
Sometimes
Sometimes I almost forget how lonely I am. Sometimes I almost forget how broken I am. Sometimes I almost forget not to trust again. Sometimes I almost forget not to love again. Sometimes I almost forget that you're gone.
Blue
Have you ever just felt so damn blue? Just after all the rush and chaos of life slows to a halt and you are left standing there wondering what just happened, and it hits you that you missed something. Makes me blue, makes me wonder if anyone knows me. Leaves you wondering if the life you lead is the right way. So many telling you that your life is the bomb, but yet where are they when you need them? Or is it me not letting them in? And why not? You ever wish to let someone in to the point that you are thinking about it all the time? I hate when i start worrying what someone will think of me. Standing up for who you are takes guts, believing in yourself takes guts too. Sometimes though, your 'guts' get torn right out. I know though, that all you can do is be yourself, others will come and go, some will stay. I hope the ones i wish to know all about stay forever.
I Just Feel Like It...
*LOVE & HUGS...babygirl!* SAYS IT ALL: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT - Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you, or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, mothers, grandmothe
Tomorrow Is My B-day
tomorrow is my b-day and i was kinda hoping to level one more time by the end of my b-day if anyone can help...i know i need quite a few points but i thought i would ask. :D
First Blog
This is the first time I am writing something. Wonder if anyone really reads these things. Let me know and I'll start writing more, otherwise, guess I'll just leave it alone.
98 True Things About Me
98 truths about who I really am. 1. real name - sandra 2. like it - it fits me 3. single or taken - taken 4. zodiac sign- sagitarius 5. male or female - female 6. elementary- lincoln elementary/hayshire 7. middle- central york middle school 8. high school - central high 9. eye color - blue 10. hair color - light brown/dyed auburn 11. long or short - long 15. are you a health freak - no 16. height - 5'10 17. do you have a crush on someone- yes 18. do you like yourself? - eh, depends on the day 19. piercings? ears and nose 20. tattoos - 12 21. righty or lefty - Righty FIRSTS : 22. first surgery - tonsils when i was 5 23. first piercing - Ears 24. first best friend - uh, Lisa Bowman 25. first award - softball trophy? 27. first pet - dog i believe 28. first vacation - virginia beach is first i remember 29. first concert - boys 2 men(lol) 30. first crush - gordon brown(rip) CURRENTLY: 49. eating- ice
Native American Quotes...
Judge not by the eye, but by the heart (Cheyenne) The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears (Minquass) Our first teacher is our own heart (Cheyenne) Always look at you moccasin tracks before you speak of another's faults (Sauk) Silence has to much meaning (Yurok) It is good to be reminded that each of us has a different dream (Crow) Dreams count, the spirits have pitied us and guided us (Crow) I seek strength not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy...myself (Cherokee) Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking (Black Elk, Oglala Sioux) It does not require many words to speak the truth (Chief Joseph, Nez Perce) If you talk to the animals, they will talk to you and you will know them. If you do not talk to them, you will not know them and what you do not know, you will fear. What one fears..one destroys (Chief Dan George) Grown men can learn from very little children for the hearts of little children are pure. Therefore
Movie Phone
So. . .it turns out my phone makes movies. . .I had no idea. . .YAY
I'm Talking To You Bitch - Video
The lighting was poor and the cam angle was not the best but next one is going to be a lot better!! Pay attention bitches cause I'm talking to you!
Have A Drink On Me........
Fuck you, Fuck this, Fuck that, Fuck me, Fuck them, Fuck it.
So Much Hurt Idk Anymore
well, as far as im concerned men just cause hurt and disappoint ment
Feel The Power, Taste The Power
that stupid Caitlin bitch. Veronica was the one who had it right.fuck Blowjobs aren't just blowjobs. They equal something much better than a marriage proposal from an Asian design major. They equal power. Don't let the subservient position of being on your knees fool you, it is the woman over who has the power in this little match-up. It is the woman who can be fully clothed, the woman who can control the pleasure or pain that is received, the woman who is driving the car. It is the man who is exposed, who is vulnerable, who is letting his guard down. My very first sexual encounter was a blowjob. It was with the boy who had lived across the street from me as we were growing up, the one I rode bikes with and played "tennis" in the middle of the road with until the street lights came on. I was 14 and we were returning from the late showing on the opening night of "Bill and Ted's excellent Adventure." There were visions of a young Keanu Reeves dancing around in my head, what can
To Everyone Of My Friends On Here, I Thank You For All You Have Done
As you guys know im going in for surgery tomorrow. Im not going to lie, i have a horrible feeling about it and i know somthing is going to go wrong.I think right now is the scaredest ive ever been in my life. I just wanted to say thankyou guys for your support, and i really do love you all.
In Sudan, Help Comes From Above
July 6, 2007 By JULIE FLINT Beirut, Lebanon THE one bright light in the dismal international response to the slaughter and starvation in Sudan’s Darfur region has been a humanitarian effort that has kept more than two million displaced people alive. In the fifth year of the war, mortality levels among Darfurians reached by relief are marginally better than they were before the war and lower than in the capital, Khartoum. In South Sudan, where conflict is stilled, children have higher death rates and lower school enrollment. This is a formidable achievement, better than in any comparable war zone in Africa. Credit the likes of Oxfam, Mercy Corps and Doctors Without Borders, and their 13,000-strong army of relief workers — 90 percent of them Sudanese. Yet these successes will be lost if Democratic presidential candidates get their wish: a no-flight zone that is militarily enforced over Darfur. The idea, supported by Senator Hillary Clinton and others, is that this would pres
What The Fuck
ok last night was my 6yr olds first soccer game and her fateher was late going to the game. he then tryed to hide in the back of the park so no one could see him. but if tyou ask him he is the best father in the world. What the fuck is that all about. He tells my husband jake tha he is a loser and a bad fother because he doe not get to see his kid, well first of all what business is it of my ex's in the first place right. he then showes up for the last 5-10 minutes of his girls first game but makes sure he ist at the whole game if his sone was playing. i feel really bad for the fathers out their who tyr to be good ones and don't get the recogination they deserve. WELL I AM TELLING YU GREAT JIOB. KEEP UO THE GOOD WORK AND KEEP YOUR CHI UP. YOU TIME WILL COME AND THINGS WILL CHANGE FOR YOU. AND FOR ALL THOSE DADS WHO THINK THAT MONEY IS WHAT MAKES YOU THE BEST THING GROW UP AND GET A LIFE. LEARN THAT ALL THOSE KIDS WANT IS TO BE LOVED AND ADMIRED. IT IS NOT ABOUT HOW MUCH MONE
Omg Borat Is Effin Halarious....esp Down Under Hahaha
Dane Cook This Is Funny
Amen Sister!
The Healing Power Of Sound
The following article was prompted by a friend asking me to write a "straight' article explaining why it works. A friend of hers worked for a Very Large Telephone company in Australia, and her job necessitated wearing earphones. An overload resulted in a sound so strong that it ruptured her eardrums. Apparently the Harmonic Meditation tape effected such an unusual and documented healing that the VLT wants to have some words to explain it to their rehabilitation department. We have also been inspired by many occurrences of sound healing, and we hope that this article inspires you to remember to use sound for trauma and injury. It can also be an excellent way of impressing people who have been a bit skeptical of 'vibrational' healing in general. The Power of Tone to Initiate and Accelerate Healing I have been teaching about the healing power of sound for over 12 years. In that time I have experienced first hand, and had related to me, many instances of tones generated by the human
It Could Happen To You!!!
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly
Anyone Curious As To Who I Am Talking About In My Blog Message Me
I WROTE A BLOG EARLIER TODAY STATING THAT THERE IS A PHONY ON CT WELL THEY ARE REALLY A PHONY THEY ARE A REAL PERSON BUT YOU WOULDNT KNOW IT BECAUSE OF ALL THE LIES THIS PERSON HAS TOLD TO SO MANY ON THIS SIGHT BUT IF ANYONE IS CUIROUS EMAIL ME ID BE DELIGHTED TO LET YALL KNOW AN GIVE YA A HEADS UP.
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
~ New Seekers - I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing ~
Pics
you would think some ass holes on here show more then i did they would have their shit done that way bull shit .....................
Sonnet Edna St. Vincent Millay
Love is not all: It is not meat nor drink Nor slumber nor a roof against the rain, Nor yet a floating spar to men that sink and rise and sink and rise and sink again. Love cannot fill the thickened lung with breath Nor clean the blood, nor set the fractured bone; Yet many a man is making friends with death even as I speak, for lack of love alone. It well may be that in a difficult hour, pinned down by need and moaning for release or nagged by want past resolutions power, I might be driven to sell you love for peace, Or trade the memory of this night for food. It may well be. I do not think I would.
Paranoia Strikes Deep *clap Clap* Into Your Life It Will Creep..*clap Clap*
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070712/ap_on_re_us/toddler_booted Thu Jul 12, 2:15 PM ET A woman said she and her toddler son were kicked off a plane after she refused a flight attendant's request to medicate her son to get him to quiet down and stop saying "Bye bye, plane." Kate Penland, of suburban Atlanta, said she and her 19-month-old son, Garren, were flying from Atlanta to Oklahoma last month on a Continental Express flight that made a stop in Houston. As the plane was taxiing in Houston en route to Oklahoma, "he started saying 'Bye, bye plane,' Penland told WSB-TV in Atlanta. The flight attendant objected, she said. "At the end of her speech, she leaned over the gentleman beside me and said, 'It's not funny anymore. You need to shut your baby up,'" Penland told WSB-TV in Atlanta. When Penland asked the woman if she was joking, she said the stewardess replied, "You know, it's called baby Benadryl." "And I said, 'Well, I'm not going to drug my child so you have a
New Here
Well my friend I met on another site has invited me to join this one and I have. DUH!! Like you cant tell that. Anyhow I am here and hoping I figure it out. So far its confusing the heck out of me. But I am slowly learning. Thanks for those that have helped me out. Will write more later Chow.
You And Me
Brown Eyes
Either sexy as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Great in bed. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love.Is not the kind of person that you want to piss off.
Grannys Too Old To Watch The Kids Anymore....
Sex Survey
Sex Survey 1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yea like in the beginnin of the year :( 2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes ;) At a park once while a bunch of joggers were running by lol 3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? I think so 4. EVER CRY DURING SEX THIS YEAR? if the guy is to big yea 5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? sometimes 6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? yes 7. HAVE YOU EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? I'm sure I have 8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? love dirty talk 9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX? yes 10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? well with my babys daddy obviously 12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Yes when I was like 17 13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME? twice.. it was awesome 14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yes I love it 15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? a women maybe 16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? yes..lol 17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? hmmm prolly when my dad walked in lo
Outcast Me, So I Can Fade
Outcast Me, So I Can Fade I smile silently to myself I have won. Hopefully you'll hate all of me. I fought with what I knew to be stupidity. Like a puppeteer I watched as you brow beat it down. I sleep easily knowing I can detach myself. Knowing I've become that outcast I wanted. I watch out of the window, now I can walk away any day. Outcast me and forget me, outcast hope and let me go. I swallow down words that have no special meaning. Drip acid into my lungs let me enjoy. I sink into the cushions of life, stage two ready for a fall. I set up the course of action time to tare apart life. Take down the chains that peg me to life. I'll click another button and close my eyes. Three more steps and I got what I wanted. I'm ready to let go, so I can sleep. To push away the ones I love and be the outcast. I will have no more guilt trips to keep me holding on. I smile softly leaving behind the bread crumbs I don't want to find Ou
Beef What?
Beef curtains. Someone has "beef curtains" in their screen name. Now I'm as classless a bastard as there ever was... but beef curtains? *shakes head* For shame.
Drop Your Shorts
at some point you have to give up the "DAISY DUKE" shorts SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets,the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker And last, but not least 13. Thongs and Depends
B-days
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all that i have missed im sry will you all ever beable to forgive me ???? and ty for birthday wishes you all sent me THANK YOU VERY MUCH !!!!!!!
Wwwhhhoooaa!
Man I sm feeling buzzed, I gotta love me RUM. Drinking is fun. I am drunk adn high as hell. i don't even know why I am writing this no one will even read this bullshit or those who read this will probably think I am fucking retarded. LOL bu those who actually know me will know that I am just being drunken self! O well Peace the fuck out! :D
I Been A Baaaaad Girl!
I am a ghost. A figment of my own imagination. Can't you tell it was a trap? You fell for it. You are still falling for it. One day soon I might just confess my sin. It did help me to move on. It helped me get over the madness. The ghost is still lurking. I'm going to let the ghost hang around awhile. Not sure how to break the news to you. That will take some planning. You might even forgive me. You have been beat at your own game. I relish the power. Turn about is fair play baby! Gotcha!
Insensitive By Leann Rimes
9 out of 10 men this applies to.... and i can think of my nine right off the top of my head. wanna know if your one of the 9 or if your the one exception just ask. Insensitive: How do you cool your lips After a summer's kiss How do you rid the sweat After the body bliss How do you turn your eyes From the romantic glare How do you block the sound of a voice You'd know anywhere Oh I really should have known By the time you drove me home By the vagueness in your eyes Your casual good-byes By the chill in your embrace The expression on your face That told me you might have some advice to give On how to be insensitive How do you numb your skin After the warmest touch How do you slow your blood After the body rush How do you free your soul After you've found a friend How do you teach your heart it's a crime To fall in love again Oh you probably won't remember me It's probably ancient history I'm
Wedding Count Down
Well.. Im not sure if every one knows... but we finally set a date for our wedding some time ago... I just havent gotten around to telling everyone about it.. but .. the days keep passing by and its getting closer so I thought I would run a Count down to the BIG DAY!!! .... August 30th, 2007.... 49 days to go and counting.... Wish us luck!!!!
First For Everything
so there is officaially a first for everything.. and amazingly enough.. i wrote a nice poem.. this will most likely never happen again.. so i figured that i would share.. amazing.. im not even keeping it to myself.. falling again.. its my favorite thing to do. hitting the ground just to bounce back. to try and make you believe that the thing that you want the most is me.. to painit you some kind of picture to make you want to stay. and to realize that for one simgle second just how lucky i am.. to tell you everyday that you mean the world to me.. and how much better my life is now that your in it.. to tell you that you amaze me everyday... and to tell you that your the best person that i know..to try to make you as happy as you make me.. and to never see you sad... to tell you that i love you because it is really the way that i feel... to tell you how scared that i really am, and that i dont want to get hurt.. to tell you everything i see when i look into your eyes.. i swe
Private Folders Are Stooopid
Seriously...what the hell is the point of posting up on CT if you mark ALL your photos as private? Do you not want rates? Take a chill people...not everyone is looking to stalk your stupid ass.
The Preachers Message
Those of you that know me understand this situation. I am a former Catholic turned Witch. I married into a Christian family and my family of origin still practice the Catholic faith. Because of this situation occasionally my children do get exposed to church. They also get exposed to tarot cards and such. It's hard to actually celebrate sabbats and stuff with them because of the marriage. The husband would probably have a fit. A month or two ago my daughter asked me to take her to church. Even though I hate going to church when she asks I try to take her. Well about three weeks ago I took her to a service. What was interesting about the service was the preachers message. As well as the childrens church talking about Ester ( a woman in the bible). If only ther realized what they were truly teaching. ;). Well I sat in the back row because of the two kids and my 3 yr old not being exposed to church services nearly as often as my daughter doesn't behave very well in that setting
I Hate Her...
The rage over the events of today is still building inside of me. I have no idea why i have let what was said get the better of me but it has. The best thing to have done would have been to not of opened that IM and just let it go right? Well haha thats easier said than done when you are humiliated, degraded, betrayed, rigidly cold, heart broken that someone would even fathom to say the things they have said to me today. I cannot even express my rage towards this person right now. possibilities of ever being friends again are for now and some time probably very much out of the picture. I was supposed to be the better person in this situation and just let it go, but how can you let something go that rips down your dignity? It was like this person took salt and poured it all over an open wound... I will say this, everything i said to and about this person still stands true until i get an apology. They owe me this much. Until then, do not expect me to be the one to go to you with
I'm A Nyer
You Are 84% NYC Congratulations, you are truly a New Yorker. You've seen it all, and you're more than a little cynical. How NYC Are You?
~*huggable*lovable*kissable*jens*~ Ct Train. All Aboard!!
COME HOP ON ~*HUGGABLE*LOVABLE*KISSABLE*JEN*~ CT TRAIN. WONT COST YOU A CENT. PLEASE RATE & FAN EVERYONE! GREAT WAY TO MEET NEW PEOPLE. LETS GET THIS TRAIN FULL :D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 1 ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ "CT Wife 2 Bighits2747" Owner of Guilty Pleasures Lounge@ CherryTAP bighits2747@ CherryTAP Micki"Blue Eyes"{dirty south crew}CO-owner guilty pleasures lounge@ CherryTAP big bad daddy CHAOS CREW SDMF@ CherryTAP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 5 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 6 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yukon Jack My Favorite Drink
THE DEFINITION ON THE LIQUOR I LIKE: Yukon Jack is a taste born of hoary nights, when lonely men struggled to keep their fires lit and cabins warm. Boldly flavorful, yet surprisingly smooth, there is no spirit like Yukon Jack. 100 proof. 750ml.
Le Me School You
My ride is more rugged, then any Rolla Costa- I put your through physical torture- I’m the teacha- be prepared 4 my lecture- The teachers pet- come here let me sweat ya- With smooth hands- how I undress ya- Polite but rude is how I address ya- Grab Ur waste and apply a little pressure- Make it so hard u might fail the semesta- Grab paper and pen let me test ya- On all the freaky positions- My tongue sweet like any Politian’s- So hungry, we could do it in the kitchen- My western Philosophy is missing- We here now, no more hoping and wishing- U can get all of me- Scratches on my back when u grab hold of me- Touch every wall like simple geometry- So let’s c- If E=MC square- be prepared- 4 my gravitational force- Exert kinetic energy to break u off- of course- But we got 2 let nature take it’s course- Or be prepared 2 repeat the course- My equations can be a little quadratic- When i got to have it- don’t make me grab it- In class- solve for X- u do the math- Legs
Laptops
FYI, laptops can be very dangerous, especially when dropped on foot, will cause lots of pain and the word fuck may be said repeatedly.
The Concept Of God
The other day a co-worker and I were discussing a recent documentary that I watched on the History Channel called "Banned from the Bible." I was telling her about one book in particular mentioned, "The Book of Enoch". It goes into detail about the creation of the Nephilim. When I saw the confusion on her face I asked her if she knew what I was talking about. She was like no I've never heard of them. So then I was like "you go to church every Sunday and have no idea what I'm talking about." So then she says "Well I've gone all my life but I've never read the Bible." I started laughing at her and asked how could she sit and listen to the Preacher and not have any clue as to what he's saying or if it is true. So then I told her that to me the concept of God can be compared to a tree. No matter what country you may go to or what language is spoken a tree is still a tree no matter what it is called. So then she was like "Well I never thought of it that way." Take the Quran for exa
A Loser
They say that I’m a loser And perhaps that may be true Since I don’t have a lot of friends And my interests are but few I’m not a worldly person Well versed in social graces So I prefer to stay at home Than go to public places I don’t go out to parties Or places where you dance And I haven’t had a date in years Afraid to take a chance People always make me nervous Because I’m rather shy Lacking in the confidence To be a stand up guy I’m not a very clever man Nor can I tell a joke I’m neither tall or handsome And I always am flat broke I have no sense of humor Or talent to create Is it any wonder then That I don’t have a mate In spite of all that I am not I never get depressed For I’ve accepted who I am Being second best They say that I’m a loser And perhaps that may be true But if I had to change my life I’d wind up being you
Bls Family
BLS Family.. . . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart
Ok.
anyone from around dallas/forthworth on here??? lol
Grrrr
ok, so tonight was a bad night. i had my ex calling me and stuff. telling me someone did a number on her and she was crying. then she changed her mind and wanted me to come over tonight. i was already at someone's house using the pc. does the fucking gsmes ever end??? im so tired of it. i loved her. i still do. but EVERYONE i have met online has/had played games. im so tired of this heart i have. this romantic heart of mine...
Mean People
I posted a MUMM tonight, and received a lot of votes, along with a lot of comments. Some of them were downright malicious. To all the people who didn't vote, but made nasty comments: Is this what you do for fun? Is your self-esteem that low, that you have to go picking on someone else and making deprecating remarks about their appearance to make yourselves feel better? That's okay. Because I can always lose weight, but you will still always be assholes. And eventually, you will turn into wrinkly, not so pretty assholes. And then what will you have going for you? Thanks for sharing!
How Naughty R U ?
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice
No Title Yet
There is nomore beauty, Only darkness and chaos. I stumble through my ashes, God the things I've lost. I took things for granted, Assumed they would always be there. Stumble f n through life, Seeming not to care. I look at the carnage, All my wasted days. If I was ever there for you, Would things come out a different way.
Down Raters
yeah, they still piss me off. I'm not a stats whore but when a newbie asshole comes in and rates a 2 on a pic that is very nice only because we're both guys, thats bullshit. here is my response to him :). Then I blocked his ass lol ->boogalooo: Thanks fucktard! The goal is to make friends here. I thought you may wanna know that before you piss off too many people
You Are Strength
You are Strength Courage, strength, fortitude. Power not arrested in the act of judgement, but passing on to further action, sometimes obstinacy. This is a card of courage and energy. It represents both the Lion's hot, roaring energy, and the Maiden's steadfast will. The innocent Maiden is unafraid, undaunted, and indomitable. In some cards she opens the lion's mouth, in others she shuts it. Either way, she proves that inner strength is more powerful than raw physical strength. That forces can be controlled and used to score a victory is very close to the message of the Chariot, which might be why, in some decks, it is Justice that is card 8 instead of Strength. With strength you can control not only the situation, but yourself. It is a card about anger and impulse management, about creative answers, leadership and maintaining one's personal honor. It can also stand for a steadfast friend. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
I Won
First of i just want to say hi to all on cherry tap. Know there is know such thing as a stupid picture, only blury ones. I love to take pictures of just about everything, well one of those pictures is being published in (The International Librairy of Photography). I was also Named one of the years best photographers of 2007, and i just posted the secound pic of several in this series. The picture was taken some where between San Diego cal. and Fort Worth Tx.. So you got to go and check this out and vote for on my pic., and let me know what you think. Thought you might like this Photo: http://www.picture.com/voteforme/photovote1.asp?PID=2142322 http://www.picture.com/voteforme/photovote1.asp?PID=2142322 thanks and injoy
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Pt.2
Do You Know Whta It Is Like To Be Lonely??
Just let me tell you that it is a sad thing to be lonely. Whem you have been told as a child that you will never amount to anything or that you where pushed off to someone else to take care of you. Or the fact that you have been told that as you where a child that thay just could not handle you. You show me a person that has had the best child in this life time and I just might laugh at you. Yes there might have been a few. The whole thing in a nut shell is with childern today there just is not enough love or understanding. It is almost, I do not have the time to spend with you or I work to much and I have to write you up on the calender for one of my off days. Then peole wonder why there childern do what thay do . And why thay get into so much trouble. Is it the only time the parent will notes them????? Wow what a way to live! !!!!!! Ever get locked up in a room cause your parent thinks you are pozested??? sorry not good at spelling. Well it has happened. But does that mean that,
I Hide
i cant hide, what i feel inside. pretending im happy, as i cry. i cant hide, the fears i feel, hoping someone will help, this heart heal, i cant hide, from my fate. praying itll end, each day. i cant hide, the pain in my eyes. tortureing my mind, dont want to try. i cant hide, as time slips on. i know im here, but do i belong? as i pretend, i still cant hide. in these shadows, my tears i cry!!!!!
Wheres The Love??
all i see on every females profile on here is add me, rate me, and most importantly FAN ME!!! i keep fanning more and more people that add me as friends but i never get fanned in return. whats the deal people? as of right now ive got 290 friends and 69 fans. anybody see a problem with that ratio? ive fanned 285 people which means i must have fanned all but 5 people on my friends list. so please, if you take the time to read this....and if youve taken the time to add me as a friend....please take the time to fan me as well. its only the fair thing to do!
Thinkin About Him Again...
I want to be the one you think of when you think of making memories...of making love...of making out...I want to be the one you dream about...the one you talk about...the one you know is there no matter what. I want to have your touch and your smell and your lips embedded into my brain so that I may call them up at a moment's notice and know that I am not alone. I want to know that the smile on your face was put there by me and that I am the only one who sees your thinking face. I want to have movie night and date night and cuddly nights. I want to have silly arguments and funny debates and serious conversations. I want to sit next to you at the table and memorize the way you hold your fork and the way you look at me. I want butterflies and confusion and heartache and truth. I want you to be jealous and I want you to trust me. I want you to want me and I want you to think of nothing but me in the same way that I think of nothing but you. I want pictures and memories and meals. I want y
I Touch.......
Ship Of Fools
Soul To Soul
Soul to Soul Listen to my call O' dear one, listen Spirit sweetly calling to your spirit So desperate for your loving touch so, Soul inhaling another precious soul Love divinely rescues our souls, my love Worry nevermore my dear, no more worry Cry a heartfelt prayer, answer thee, I cry. Dream realm playmates enhance the sweet, sweet dream Forever remains true, truly returned forever Waited so long as both our hearts patiently waited Joined tenderly by the spirit we are joined Tears from the heart seasoned our love, tender tears Battles started fear, hope to end battles Listen to my call O' dear one, listen. Author's Notes: Shadow Sonnet: This is an English sonnet,14 lines, Volta at L9,10 syllables per line. This form of poetry was designed by Amera on 07/12/07 who dared me to come up with a poem that fit her structure perfectly. This is the second piece ever done in this style.
Damnit Man
IM SO FUCKIN TIRED OF BULLSHIT AND EVERYTHING IM AT MY LAST STRAW TIRED OF LIES TIRED OF STUPID ASS SHIT... PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND WHAT IS UP AND THAT TRYING TO HIDE IT ISNT WORKING FOR U.... AND THAT WHEN U FUCK THINGS UP ITS NOT GOING TO BE MY FAULT AND U WILL REALIZE WHAT U HAVE DONE AFTER THE FACT... SO THINK ABOUT IT THINK ABOUT WHAT UR DOING........... IM SURE THERE IS ONE PERSON WHO WILL READ THIS AND THINK ITS ABOUT THEM JUST KNOW ITS PROBLY NOT IM SURE THE ONE ITS ABOUT WONT EVEN READ IT I JUST NEEDED TO VENT AND LET SOME STEAM OUT....
Name
I Don't Know If...
... it's the copious amounts of 'Blood On The Tracks' I've been listening to, the never-ending oppressive heat, the on-off wheezing in my chest, the return of my anxiety attacks, or the thick black malaise I'm fighting off, but I feel an end coming....
How To Make A.m.f
Adios Mother Fucker (A.M.F.) Ingredients 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Gin 1/2 oz Light Rum 1/2 oz Triple Sec Sweet and Sour Mix Float of Blue Curacao Instructions Pour the vodka, gin, rum, and triple sec into a glass with ice. Fill with sweet and sour and add the float of Blue Curacao. Garnish Lemon Wedge and Cherry Comments You could add 1/2 oz of tequila if you like.
Couldn't Syand The Weather
63-let Me Fly
You suffocate me with your silence Upside down without your voice I'm like a blind man in a unfamiliar room Bloody shins and broken bones i have no choice Could you let me down gently Your touch has me wrapped up in cellophane Pictures of what is all but reality Answers to my demise written in your name I can feel the papercuts on my skin I can sense a blow to the nose about to flow Tattoos and scars are the same to me Everyone knows how to make this moment go In your smile I saw my saviour In your eyes of jade I saw my reflection In your arms I saw my resting place In your hands my heart fights this infection The salt from your tears fall on these open wounds It's bittersweet ecstacy embracing the pain Looking for something more than this downward spiral You hold me weightless in my sea of shame Can you let me pick up these pieces of my so called life You held me for ransom now it's my time to fly I'm gonna touch the sun with these wings of wax Another fall
You Have Been Fucked!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!!! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of ur friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one u think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked u, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as u can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Plz, dont worry about same gender fucking its HOT. 7- U should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showin every1 how much u care 4them & HOW BAD U WANT THEIR ASS! Make every1 feel a little loved (N roughed up!). Plz dont take this too personally BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU F.U.C.K Stands For Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever
Contentment
CONTENTMENT Have you ever, at any one time, had the feeling that life is bad, real bad, and you wish you were in another situation? You find life make things difficult for you, work sucks, life sucks, everything seems to go wrong... Read the following story... it may change your views about life: After a conversation with one of my friends, he told me despite taking 2 jobs, he brings back barely above 1K per month, he is happy as he is. I wonder how he can be as happy as he is considering he has to skimp his life with the low pay to support a pair of old parents, in-laws, a wife, 2 daughters and the many bills of a household. He explained that it was through one incident that he saw in India ... that happened a few years ago when he was really feeling low and touring India after a major setback. He said that right in front of his very eyes he saw an Indian mother chop off her child's right hand with a chopper. The helplessness in the mother's eyes, the scr
All Along The Watchtower
Bikini
how is it that my pics of me in a bikini were tagged as nsfw and people can have blasts of themselves or primary photos of themselves especialy ladies less clad than that with out getting their accounts threatened to be deleted? my boobs are not that big and they are not about to fall out of my top !!! sure im showing a little belly ands leg but im not spread eagle on the floor touching my self or bendind over with my ass all up in the air! honestly guys ! whos in charge of rating pics for nsfw any way and guys.. ive seen your albums too and some of you are showing every inch of yourselves to the world ive seen women on here absolutely naked with sex toys in un mentionable places yet a photo of me in a bikini is tagged nsfw?? then i dont ever want to see a pic of a shirtless guy on here again either plus isnt this an online bar? should you be here while you r at work? should any one under 21 b here ? why r you here if you r at work? do you get paid to be on ct ? would yo
Thank You,cappy!!!!
Hey everyone!! I just wanted to ask everyone to show sum luv to my friend,Cappy!! He is awesome!! He has been helping me level up & he bought me a blast!! Please help me show him sum luv!! I luv all of you guys!! ~ReD~
Rockstar
Dwi
ive been takin classes for my dwi andthere was this lady that came to the class .she was involved in a dwi accident and the guy that hit her died on impact . he was a marine in j ville.well she was very angry and she had every rite to be .now ive seen and met some one that has lost everything because some one wanted to drink and drive.so now you wont catch me drinkin and driving at all .the consequences are way worse than .just going home or getting something to eat.im just happy i have the chance to tell this ladys story and hopefully stop others from makin the same mistake .thanks for takin the time to listen to my story.
Savin' Me
The Silent Treatment......lol
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
The Meaning Behind My Tattoo......
You want to know what my Tattoo means right well here you go..... First of all the A or terra....Terra Means earth an and the a can mean different things.....but let me say this before anything there are symbols aswell as phrases that are missing from my right arm...but from what the letters mean goes something like this....." From the earth i shall rise from death i shall return"... as for the rest an symbols they mean from Destruction or destroying something will i gain knowledge from it from how its made how its constructed piece by piece atom from atom....to How i will take the souls of those that havnt crossed from this life to the next aswell as how i will even take in the damned within my arm an my soul an make them my own those corrupted souls of man shall become my own a soul eater i shall be judgement passed on from me your lives in my hands ur sins weigh heavily upon me as i feel so much within an from my arm..... See the markings are a way of seperating myself from re
Hillary's Double Speak
Let's remind Hillary Clinton of her past positions on Iraq and cure her memory loss. On October 11, 2002, she cast her vote supporting the President's resolution to go to war. She said her vote was cast with the "conviction" that the war authorization "best serves the security of our nation." Hillary also said that she rejected setting a timetable to withdraw from Iraq. Her exact words: "I reject a rigid timetable that the terrorists can exploit, and I reject an open timetable that has no ending attached to it." (Associated Press, 12/3/05) But in recent months and days, Hillary has voted against providing funds to support our troops and their safety. The legislation she voted against provided $1.6 billion for body armor, $2.4 billion to help combat IEDs, and $3 billion for mine resistant vehicles. And now she is saying that "this is not our fight." She wants to withdraw. We will not forget our commitment to protecting Americans at home and abroad. Neither should Hill
Treatment
Discovering that your child has an autism spectrum disorder (ASD) can be an overwhelming experience. For some, the diagnosis may come as a complete surprise; others may have had suspicions and tried for months or years to get an accurate diagnosis. In either case, a diagnosis brings a multitude of questions about how to proceed. A generation ago, many people with autism were placed in institutions. Professionals were less educated about autism than they are today and specific services and supports were largely non-existent. Today the picture is much clearer. With appropriate services and supports, training, and information, children on the autism spectrum will grow, learn and flourish, even if at a different developmental rate than others. While there is no known cure for autism, there are treatment and education approaches that may reduce some of the challenges associated with the condition. Intervention may help to lessen disruptive behaviors, and education can teach self-help ski
How To Speak To Women And Be Politically Correct...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5 She has not "BEEN AROUND" She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
How To Speak To Men And Be Politically Correct...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS." 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL." 7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 8 He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" He has "SWINE EMPATHY." 9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED." 10. He is not "HORNY" He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED." 11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE!"
My Results...
You scored as Passion, You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100% Diamond Eyes67% Mysterious33% Eyes full of Pain0% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
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The Firing Squad
A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely. The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in charge of his execution asked him, ''Sir, you refused your last meal and your last request. Isn't there anything you want before you die?'' The man thought for a moment, then said, ''Music has always been an important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die, would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end, without interruption?'' The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the song. ''Ten million bottles of beer on the wall...''
Mama Hes Crazy - The Judds
A Womens Revenge Careful Guys
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue... Salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys... Smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... This is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one second the sharp lime tas
Farther Away
A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied, "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."
Caught My Eye!!!!!
A lady was sitting having dinner and a man was sitting alone across from her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye flew across the room. The man dove for the eye and caught it just before it hit the ground. He returned it to her and she put it back into place. She thanked the man and asked him to join her for dinner. He accepted and at the end of a wonderful, expensive meal, she paid for everything. She then asked him if he would like to go to a play. He thought why not and agreed. Again she paid for everything. She then offered to take him home with her, he thought sure. The next morning she had a hot shower ready for him and a huge breakfast as well. He ate and thanked her for everything. Then he asked, "You just met me, do you do this for all of the guys you meet?" She replied, "No but you kinda caught my eye!"
A Bottle Of Wine
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 Inches in your pants." The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
I No Come Work Today
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you here today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house.
Little Johnny
"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not!" answered his mother. "If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop." His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"
Bad Johnny
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"
1st Grade Proverbs
1st grade Proverbs A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because some of them are classic! 1. Don't change horses......................until they stop running. 2. strike while the.........................bug is close. 3. Its always darkest before................Daylight Savings Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of........ termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but ...... how? 6. Don't bite the hand that...........looks dirty. 7. No news is...............................impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a.................. Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new............math. 10. If you l
Three Doors
A man dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, shows him three doors, and says, "You must spend the rest of eternity in one of the rooms behind these doors. Look in each one and decide which one you want." The man opens the first door, and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a wooden floor, looking very uncomfortable. He opens the second door, and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor, looking even more uncomfortable. Finally, he opens the third door, and sees a bunch of people standing around chatting and drinking coffee, up to their knees in shit. "Hmmm," he says, "that looks bad, but it's better than the other two. I'll take the third door." Satan smiles and shows him in. Ten minutes later Satan walks back into the room and says, "Alright, coffee breaks over, everyone back on your heads!"
Eat Me
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Simple Rules Of Life
Simple Rules of Life 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he
New House, New Ways To Live
Lauren and I are heading to Levelland today and probably tomorrow, to look at houses. I've been trying to "stay cool" but the excitement is starting to get to me anyway. An extra bedroom, maybe two. A real garage. Central Air. Not living in the ghetto. An EXTRA Bathroom! (hell yes!) I have been stuck with 3 females in a one bathroom house for far too long. A new start in a new town. It's kind of mindblowing, which is why, i suppose, that i have been underplaying it in my mind. I am trying not to get overwhelmed by the monumental changes that are dancing on tomorrow's breeze. Stress has been a factor, and the source for every one of the recent arguments between me and Lauren. The vacations didn't help a damn thing. Too much stress and too many things to do crammed into too little time do not a vacation make. I have been struggling to breathe deep through it all, to slow my pulse and not fall prey to my anxieties. Everything that I do in life, from simply working out to studyin
Matchbox Twenty - Unwell
All day staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall All night hearing voices telling me That I should get some sleep Because tomorrow might be good for something Hold on Feeling like I'm heading for a breakdown And I don't know why [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be...me I'm talking to myself in public Dodging glances on the train And I know, I know they've all been talking bout me I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me Out of all the hours thinking Somehow I've lost my mind [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy,
Italian Mother...
Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, Momma can't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates." About a week later, Maria comes to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email: "Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it. Bu
Golf Tournament
13 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Friday, July 13: It seems as though no one knows how to keep secrets anymore -- least of all you. Be prepared to have some angry friends on your hands when word gets out that you can't keep your mouth shut. Silence is your best defense.
Ughhhh
i feel like shit.. my head's still pounding and my stomach is all upset... i feel like i'm hungover but i've not had a beer in a few days cause i'm so fucking broke... oh well
Regular Insults
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you? Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass. A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS******* If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??! mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle People like you are the reason I'm on medication. Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message. Don't let your mind wander. It's
My Broken Heart
every one who knows that i have a really messed up heart.. its so fuckin broken and cut.. If u r so unlucky to see my heart brake in ur arms.. I am so sorry for that site.. Its like my air is gone, my heart stops and the tears fill my eyes.. an I hate that feeling.. A few weeks ago i felt my heart break.. i felt that pain in some ones arms.. An the look he had. i wont forget.. :( Here is the thing, i feel with out wanting too.. i feel things that i just dont know y i have to feel them.. i felt some thing with this person and i know and understand that right now he cant be with any one person.. i got that.. but i still wish i was that lucky girl to have a man like him.. he is the most caring and loving man i meet.. he is much like me.. just older and been through some bad times him self. i can always forget the world when im around him.. i loose track of time.. he makes me smile and laugh. an makes me cry and wish i could just hide in his room and lay in his arms .. an i have done that
A Black And White Picture (interracial Love Poem)
Your black skin On my white skin I thought it does matter But it has no meaning I don't see color When I am with you Just pure love And feelings so true Your eyes are like suns They sparkle and shine Your hands are like velvet I yearn for our sin. The day we made love Is burnt in my brain You took care of my feelings You worked me so hard I never thought I would loose my heart The moment You kissed me I knew I was lost Your hands on my body Our thighs as we crossed When the world stood still When the passion explode As you entered my body And the sheets were all tossed While the sweat just ran That is when I cried out I was waiting for you The man of my dreams Finally became true. Written by, Solambi
Change
I remember several years back I heard something that changed my life forever. Up until that point I had been struggling through life – doing everything the hard way. I couldn't figure out why my life wasn't going the way I felt it should be. I saw some people going through life effortlessly and seemingly with less tension and frustration while I was wondering if I could ever straighten out the mess my life had turned out to be. I was behind on my dreams, my promises, and my bills. Then one day I was listening to a tape and the lady was talking about the power of having dreams and goals and all of the other stuff that those motivational speakers talk about. By that point I had listened to hundreds of such tapes, but it seemed as if nothing worked for me. Probably the only reason I was listening to that one was because I had developed a habit of listening to cassette tapes while driving my car. The statement the lady said was simple and I think I had even heard it somewhere before but th
Hung Like A Horse
There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it. The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out. The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
Best Moments In Life
The Best Moments In Life 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing till your stomach hurts. 3. Enjoying a ride down the country side. 4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio. 5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside. 6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel. 7. Passing your final exams with good grades. 8. Being part of an interesting conversation. 9. Finding some money in some old pants. 10. Laughing at yourself. 11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends. 12. Laughing without a reason. 13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say something good about you. 14. Watching the sunset. 15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life. 16. Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this "special" someone. 17. Having a great time with your friends. 18 . Seeing the one you love happy. 19 . Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume. 20 . Visiting
For Our Heros
In a darkened room I sit Bowed over head in hands and think of Doom and Gloom The shadows from the moonlight stretch across the wall Creating pictures of The Nightmare that haunt's us all The sorrow, the pain we must endure Why must we share another mans fight To do battle in vain? No it is not I that suffer the most Trojans and Warriors suffer the pain Of bullets and rockets that are fired from rifle and plane Roots of Earth, man made plans Ricochet around the Heroes of this land No it is not I that suffer 'Tis soldiers that wear Medals of Honor around their neck Medallions worn to protect them Badge's of Courage on their chest No it's not in vain that some will die These are men worthy of our prayers As they do battle to protect each other And to keep us free These are men the world's best trained Soldiers of the Light, Fighting for the Right I salute them as I hope you will. For it is they who suffer! The Real Pain.
Hurt...
To those who have hurt me...I have nothing but love for you all. I don't hold grudges. Good luck and I hope you find what YOU are looking for. Don't fret, I will be fine. Sorry I couldn't be what you wanted, but I can only do so much. I don't ever forget a person who has entered my heart and therefore, tho you may have deleted me from your life, your still in my heart. Nothing but love...
Yes, I'm Alive
i did something stupid on 7-1-07. i put a 38 caliber shell in my right side over 3 women on here. i sometimes wish it would have killed me, but i'm alive somehow after 2 surgeries. needless to say it hurts like hell now!!! i've been called a liar and everything over this, but it did happen, and i've got pics to prove it as well, i just need to find away to upload them on here. i'm not bragging about it, because it was stupid, but my heart just couldn't take another beating like it had in the past, and i let it get to me way to much. i guess its a lesson learned, don't let women get to you to much...
I Moved
ok update i moved back to omaha nebraska to get on my feet and get bradley back and i ahve a job lined up i am just waiting for my last check to get my state id i am looking for another job part time os we will see well i am hoping to find me soneone a bf and fuck buddy that my turn toa bf i really dont care i want that conpanion ship i miss being held at night and kissed awake in the morning i miss everything of a serious relationship so hopefully i can find that also i am not lookingf ro another daddy for beadley just someone for me anyway love yall lydia
Stone Sayings...
In a Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go On a grave in Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young. In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann In a Ribbesford, England cemetery: The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays Butch, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw. In a Vermont cemetery: In memory of my husband John Barnes. His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted. An epitaph in England for Sir John Strange: Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange. Anonymous in St
Tell Me A Story
Have you ever felt "love"? Have you ever lived a love story? Have you actually "loved" another human being? Family, parents, children, friends don't count. Part "love", part friendly, part obligation, part expected demand . . . no, I mean "love" another person, glorious, joyful, painful, agonizing LOVE for someone who had no ties, no meaning, no piece, no place in or of your life until that magical moment you couldn't, wouldn't, not ever, not no how want to NOT be with them? Share the glory, tell me a story, send me a description, share the golden memory, throw the broken shards of your heart at me, cry me a memory . . . but only honest ones. Don't make anything up like we all do each day. No names, only a "he was" or a "she is" . . . No "we still are" . . . no "we used to be" . . . just what is . . . what was . . . real . . . like it happens still today, still this moment . . . Make us both appreciate that it happened. And if you never have, join me in a solitary moment
Quoth, The Raven
• When you identify something that you do well, that you enjoy doing, and that supports the values that are important to you, you have defined success in your terms. • The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem you had last year. • There are really only two ways to approach life - as victim or as gallant fighter - and you must decide if you want to act or react, deal your own cards or play with a stacked deck. And if you don't decide which way to play with life, it always plays with you. • Try and live your life the way you wish other people would live theirs. • No one can make you inferior without your consent. • Stop talking about the problem and start thinking about the solution. • Always focus on accomplishments rather than activities. • There are some things you don't have to know how it works - only that it works. While some people are studying the roots, others are picking the fruit.
Free
I am single and free... it is quite an interesting feeling! I think I am going to enjoy my freedom for a while! I want to be happy... and damnit I am going to do just that!
Chinese Horoscope
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING!!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? 3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NA
New Shows All Over Norcal, Make It There!!!
07/14/2007 09:00 PM - Kimo's Penthouse Lounge 1351 Polk St., San Francisco, California 94109 - TBA Needle Exchange Benefit w/ Forever's End and Soul Distortion -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 07/21/2007 08:00 PM - The Quarter Note 1214 Apollo Way, Sunnyvale, California 94085 - Toll Bridge Productions presents w/ 12 Steps to Nothing -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 07/28/2007 08:00 PM - Battle of the Bands @ Oakland Metro Opera House 201 Broadway, Oakland, California 94607 - $8 Prize inlcudes cash, recording time, and major label submission. Buy some tickets Muthafuckas!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 07/29/2007 08:00 PM - NA Show ?, Watsonville, California - performance for Narcotics Anonymous -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 07/30/2007 08
Not Meant To Hurt Anyones Feelings...but Its Funny!!!
Something To Offend Nearly Everyone > > Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? >A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat > >Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? >A. A different bar > >Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby? >A. Sum Ting Wong > >Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? >A. A speech impediment > >Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast? >A. They're hiring > >Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? >A. Because they're not going to work >in the future either. > >Q. What do you call a Mississippi >farmer with a sheep under each arm? >A. A pimp. > >Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on >Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? >A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, >the Sex Ed class uses it. > >Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? >A. The southern zoo has a description >
Cocoa Cake
Cocoa Cake 2 1/2 tablespoon cocoa 2 1/2 tablespoon hot water 1 eggs, separated 1/4 cup sour milk 1/4 cup butter, softened 1 cup sugar 3/4 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup flour sprinkle of salt 3/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon soda 1/2 scant cup hot water Frosting: 1 cup powder sugar 2 T. cocoa 3 T. butter, softened 1 1/2 T. cream or milk 1/2 T. vanilla Mix cocoa & hot water to make smooth paste, sit aside. Separate eggs & beat white until stiff. Sit aside. Cream butter slowly, add sugar & beat well. Beat in egg yolks. Mix dry ingredients add alternately with milk, twice. Add cocoa, mix well. Add water, mix well. Add egg white, mix gently. Pour into greased 8-9" square cake pan. Bake 350 25 - 30 min Frosting: Mix dry ingredients. Add remaining ingredients. Mix well. Frost cooled cake.
Omg Cuteness
could it get much cuter...
Fish For 2
2 (8-oz.) grouper OR halibut fillets 2 tbsp. butter or margarine, melted 2 tbsp. lemon juice 1/8 tsp. lemon-pepper seasoning 1/4 tsp. garlic salt Paprika 1 green onion, sliced 1 tbsp. chopped fresh parsley Garnish: Lemon wedges Place fish fillets in a lightly greased 13x9-in. baking pan. Pour melted butter and lemon juice over fish; sprinkle lemon-pepper seasoning and next 4 ingredients evenly over fish. Bake at 350ºF. for 20 to 25 minutes. Then broil 3 to 5 minutes or until fish is lightly browned and flakes easily when tested with a fork. Garnish, if desired. Yield: 2 servings.
Well Im A Newbie
well im new to cherry tap and im still walking thru whats what so give me some time and ill get to everything everyone is sending. Mean while show some luv.
New Baby
A friend of the family's and his wife were to go into the hospital yesterday to have their 2nd child. I've been kept up-to-date on her condition from her monther-in-law and by the looks of it, it looked like she was doing alright. I don't know the conditions or nothing of what happened but they were to do a serious operation on her to take the baby out the best way possible. It put both her and the baby in great danger. Hopefully by Sunday I'll have an update of good news, but all prayers would be greatly appreciated for this family. :)
If He Only Knew
if he only knew~ ;-) Current mood: dorky I have this special friend, He isn't like the other few, Unlike some of them, He's always been true. We've been through so much, And I've only known him a year, But when I'm with him, I don't have a single fear. He's always there to listen, And never leaves me out, Even in those times, Where I could just scream and shout. We listen to each other, Like his sorrows and joys, And even if I wanna talk, About all the boys. There's one little thing, I keep it hidden from show, My feelings for him, Are more than you could ever know. I love him so much, I'd give him my whole heart, But I know he doesn't feel the same, It tears me apart. People think its just a silly crush, But they have no clue, What I feel for him, Is just so very true. I've never been in love, Like I am with him, But unfortunately I know, That my chances are slim. Maybe if things were different, If only he knew, I could say thos
To Be More Specific
I should have been more specific, to get to the contest pic you have to double click on the picture in the blog to get to it...thanks I need help. I have this pic in a contest that ends at 7pm CST tonight. Just a few more hours away. I am in third but JUST BARELY. I could use help I can get with comments. I just joined a bomber family but you can't ask the family to help you until you have been there 2 weeks so I am on my oen on this one.
Good Days, Bad Noses.
I think I've said this to every single person I've seen over the past two days but I'm gonna cut off my nose. Anyways. My update, in bullet style. *Have an appointment with a counselor on Thursday *Been hanging out with some one and I must say I'm pretty blown away. *I almost must say that scares me a bit. *Have a day off on Sunday! Haven't had one of those recently. *Over all I think I'm feeling a bit better, side from the sucky ass cold. *I have slightly more balls than I originally thought. So yeah. That's that. XOXO
Crazy Night!!
Last night was so0o crazy!!!! I went out to have a few drinks with some friends, friends that I had shut out of my life because they were also friends of an ex, and damn it I regret being that way towards them now!!! *Anywayz* I was having a great time, until we ended up at a lake in Tennessee and let me tell you J and lakes at night are a big no no! For those of you who know me, know I have a fear of drowning at night, so0o you already know I totally freaked! The bad part about it was I was actually sober and still FREAKED! In other news...srry guys, I'm no longer single..:) Me and my something that feels right are back together..I know I said I was gonna move on but I couldn't..I love him alot and I think it's gonna really work this time..Ok well that's it..L8RZ!! MWAUH..*~J~*
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You Non Signing Guest Book People
I don't like you guys anymore... I'm going to hide in my pillow and cry now GOOD BYE.. :P
Breast Of Chicken Parmigiana
2 (7-oz.) boneless, skinless chicken breasts 2 eggs, beaten 1/4 cup Italian bread crumbs 4-ozs. sliced mozzarella cheese 2 Tbsp. butter 1 cup white cream sauce 2-ozs. shredded Parmiagana Regiano cheese 1/2 tsp. powdered garlic Salt Pepper Season chicken with salt, pepper and garlic. Dip into beaten eggs and dredge in Italian bread crumbs. Lightly brown in butter (clarified butter is really the best for this). Remove from pan and place in a 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese on each breast. Bake in a 350ºF. oven until cheese is lightly browned. Add cream sauce to drippings left in frypan and heat. When cream sauce is hot, place a ladle of the sauce onto the plate, and then place 1 chicken breast on top. Sprinkle with grated Parmesan cheese. Serves 2
The Pair-robert Ellis
The Pair Robert Ellis Running Pair He and she Coats of white They live to be A matched set Mates for life Across frozen creeks And fields of white They fear no creature Great or small Side by side They defeat them all Love and devotion Bonded together in this life or the next Always forever Not just bodies But hearts mated too A pair of White Wolves Me...........and you
The Five Stages Of Drunkenness And Sobering Up
* Stage 1 - Clever: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. This takes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER. * Stage 2 - Attractive: This is when you realise that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun. * Stage 3 - Rich: This is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it d
Dakota Storm (for My Dark One)
It is midnight... the in between time... between night and day. The wind is warm and I hear the stream just beyond the tall grass. You have walked ahead of me, but not too far. You are my protector. We stop and sit by the water’s edge. You lay your head on my thigh and are still. The night is ours and I stroke your soft fur... You are my companion. Soon you stand and walk to the edge of the water to stand on a tall rock You raise your regal head and sing to the moon I am awed at the beauty in your song. You are my soul We will walk this path together until the time the spirit world calls. If am first I will wait for you and listen for you to call to me And if the Creator allows, I will find you... For you are my... forever.
Simple Advice...
Do yourself the favor go out and buy or dust off the album "prettyhatemachine" by Nine Inch Nails. Lock youself in your car and drive to the album with it turned up LOUD! It made me feel better and it might just do it for you too. Til the next posting... THIS IS THE TERROR THE FLAPS IN THE NIGHT, THE SHADOW THAT LURKS IN, WELL, THE SHADOWS...I AM DARK WING DUCK!
Wheelies Pt.2
500hp Turbocharged EFI 1300cc Suzuki Hayabusa GSXR
New Pics Up Soon!!!!
so last night i dyed my hair!!!!! i love it!!!!!! took a lot of pics so they'll be up soon!!! much love, ToRi
.sleep!.
i slept. real sleep. non induced. non exhausted induced. the kind that just sorta...sneaks up on ya while standing outside in the dark with moms having a smoke n going 'whoa...i have to go to bed...now' n then wandering down to your room discovering that the kids went into the garage after dark... which is a no no...cuz it hasnt been bug bombed yet.. so theres half a dozen lil flying ants stuck to the wall...and a weirdo white spider...which normally i would leave alone cuz spiders eat...flies n stuff...but in my room? ya had a bad experience with a spider in my room once (those of you that know me are prolly laughin so let me just flip you off right now ,,|,,) so pulling out the bug spray...and keeeeling zem all popping in breakfast club for the bajillionth time and passing out before midnite and waking up post 10am without babies screaming, children running thru the house...and there was hot coffee. good coffee. drinkable coffee. and a text. today has start
Soul Mates
Whispers of love shown through tonight Eyes that held oh so tight Arms that wrapped me with in Held me close, touched my skin Whispers of passion Dancing free Held my body and covered me Chills of love that make me high A pleasure beyond, I won’t deny Take my body, mind, and soul Entwined as one, We now are whole Hands that make my body weak As you touch me, we reach our peak Endless love with bonds unbroken Endless passion with words unspoken Collapsed as one in beads Of sweat A night of love with no regrets
Which Cartoon Character Are You?
I'm Charlie Brown! Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test. Answer all the questions (only 10)with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. Do not cheat by looking at the end of the e-mail before you are done. Then forward this to all your friends (including the person who sent it to you) and change the subject of this message to what character is you. 1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date? .a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.) .b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.) .c) Painting in the park (5 pts) .d) Rock concert (1 pt.) .e) Going to the movies (3 pts.) 2. What is your favorite t
Love, Lust And Marriage
Love, Lust and Marriage How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage? Love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care. Love: when intercourse is called making love. Lust: all other times. Marriage: what's intercourse? Love: when you argue over how many children to have. Lust: when you argue over who gets the wet spot. Marriage: when you argue over money. Love: when you share everything you own. Lust: when you think twice about giving your partner bus money. Marriage: when the bank owns everything. Love: when it doesn't matter if you don't climax. Lust: when the relationship is over if you don't climax. Marriage: what's a climax? Love: when you phone each other just to say "Gidday". Lust: when you phone each other just to organize sex. Marriage: when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts. Lov
Sexy Singles Contest
I have just entered my first contest, will everybody please help me out and come comment bomb my pic? Here is the link http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=630153&albumid=444087&i=4267899147 I really appreciate all the help I can get Thank you
Pitbull Sodomizes Toddler
(Lockport, NY, July 10, 2007) - - We want to warn you that our top story is both bizarre and deeply disturbing. Police are investigating an apparent sexual attack by a family pit bull on a two-year-old boy in Lockport. The boy is at Women and Children's Hospital. News 4's Lorey Schultz reports. This two-year-old pit bull shows no signs of aggression, but it did on Sunday when it apparently sodomized a Lockport toddler. Residents who live in the neighborhood where it happened are still talking about it. One neighbor said, "You hear about dogs attacking children in horror films, but as far as in this community, it's never happened." Police say the boy was sexually assaulted in his Washburn Street home by his family's two-year-old pit bull, who had been with them since it was a puppy. Lockport Police Detective Captain Larry Eggert said, "A little boy was home with his family, and the family pit bull actually sodomized the boy." Eggert told us the boy's family members and
It Is Finally Done!
My new extreme large scale stage escape called "The RAMMSTEIN" is finally completed. It will be the show ender at numerous large scale concert venues throughout Canada, the USA, and Europe this coming year. Check out the pics of it in The RAMMSTEIN photo folder I have created. This thing is escape the handcuffs and chains before your face is melted off or before you suffocate from the super heated air in the metal head box. Criss Angel eat my shorts! No tricks or illusions here folks. This is REAL.
Marriage!
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good- looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, '
Don't Look Back In Anger
I was having angry episodes today...Almost enrolled myself to an online anger management course. I get ticked off by the littlest most trivial things. My gal Jazzy was saying I might be holding onto some stuff that I should let out. So yea this is my letting go song..lol :) Funny I chose this song come to think of it I grew up listening to Oasis Slip inside the eye of your mind Dont you know you might find A better place to play You said that youve never been But all the things that youve seen They slowly fade away So Ill start a revolution from my bed cuz you said the brains I had went to my head Step outside, summertimes in bloom Stand up beside the fireplace Take that look from off your face You aint ever gonna burn my heart out And so, sally can wait She knows its too late as were walking on by Her soul slides away But dont look back in anger I heard you say Take me to the place where you go Where nobody knows If its not our d
Personality Test Results
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60% Stability |||| 20% Orderliness || 10% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence || 10% Intellectual |||||| 30% Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76% Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76% Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63% Narcissism |||||||||||| 50% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Work ethic || 10% Self absorbed || 10% Conflict seeking |||
Wolf
An Old Indian Proveb.... Two Wolves Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, fear, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
I Hate Mri's
Just got home from having my head MRI'ed. I hate those. It was my first one and hopefully my last but it moved to number one on my favorite things to hate list. I told them there wasn't any thing in there but mush but they wanted to look and see anyway. Sheesh. Well it's Friday. TGIF... I hope all of my "Family", "Friends", and "Fans" have a great weekend. Think of me will you...
Gryffindor (duh Lol)
Harry Potter Survey GRYFFINDOR: [x] You've never done drugs. [x] You have a lot of friends. [x] You get along with everyone. [ ] You love soccer. [ ] You love baseball. [x] You're into writing and art [x] Favorite music genre is rock. [x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. [x] One of your favorite colors is red or gold. [x] You have good grades at school. [x] One of the worst things you are at is lying [x] You plan on going to college. TOTAL: 10 HUFFLEPUFF: [x] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now. [x] You laugh a lot. [] You like to follow trends. [] Politics suck. [x] You love to swim [] Water "marco polo" is awesome. [] Pink is one of your favorite colors. [] Black is morbid & depressing. [] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. [x] You're an optimist. [] You're very emotional. [x] You believe in going steady at a young age. []You haven't made fun of anyone this month. [x] Loyalty is the MOST im
The Dance
music soft, lights down low,taking the risk close together,arms securing my heart, smells of you and me intertwinning smoothly, hearts beating with fury,simple closeness, fingertips grazing my back, chilling me, hand softly touching your face, soothing you, falling in love on the floor, as we Danced, people watching and smiling,joy all around, moving in close needing each other,joining, calm overpowering my mind,releasing my fears, feeling the connection,electrifying,Real, hypnotizing with voice,you steal my heart, falling in love with the very essence of you, as we Danced ....
Juggalo Family
Its all just a joke ... a simple little plan getting the world to see who I am The others around ... who feel the same way Trying to make it it every single day We gather to search ... we gather to feel Together we form an unbreakable seal Many don't know ... and few will ask Who we are,and why the mask We travel the world ... we're in every corner Many are the one time loner Clowns, and ninjas,... its all the same Finally playing a worthwhile game Learning what it means to be ... Translating what we see ... We swing our hatchets till we die Standing tall and true ... Not laying still and dead ... kinda like you So to all the non believers around ... We swing our hatchets strong and true
Thanking All Of You!!! & More...
I would like to take the time to Thank all of you who gave me such a warm welcome to CT. I would also like to give a B I G Thank You to Billy B for the invite to CT. A B I G Thank you also goes out to youngblackthor for helping me get a background on my page. Early December is going to be a great even, as my oldest daughter is going to have a baby. I am REALLY looking forward to become a grandmother!!! My youngest daughter is also looking forward to becoming a 12 year old Aunt. Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Fed Up
Ever have one of those days where ya wanna tell everyone to just F off? I'm pretty much there so its a good things its Friday. So far today I feel like I have dealt with a million idiots. I need a vacation preeeeeety bad lol. Maybe its time to go back to hiding in my cave for a few weeks. I think part of it is I have let people walk all over me for so long, put up with so much crap, and I'm tired of it. Gotta put myself first for once. And changing that is a good thing.. and its my fault that I let it happen. Just have to work on the self esteem and confidence. Maybe its the steroids.. I got roid rage lol. I can't wait to be off them though lol.
Mia
my computer is down for an unspecified bit due to some stupid malware program attaching itself in an unwanted fashion. >:( so that's why i haven't been on, and that's why i probably won't be on too much in the next few days. keep in mind that my birthday is coming up on the 22nd, so be prepared to love me. :)
Nomore Pain.
As I watch the wax drip slowly from the candles side,I gently touch it and watch it dry...Like a second skin it forms on me,Not a burn,Just a little sting.I like this feeling that I have found ...But I need more to keep me aroused.I take a sharp knife and scrape off whats left,Only to pour more and put my pain to the test.As I lay there with a quiet sigh,I let the knife fall to my inner thigh.I feel the blade scrape against my flesh...This sensation will be my test.I guide the knife deeper in my skin letting the blood flow out from within.As this liquid flows from my body and hits the cold air,I close my eyes to ponder and stare...From within my eyes I feel this slight pain,Not really hurting,It's actually quite tame.I cut once more...But deeper this time feeling the blade cut my insides.I can feel metal as I pull it out,Watching my blood really gush out.I got quite excited But then didn't care,Cause I knew I would now die right then and there.I took the pain,I did past my test... But
I Whisper Your Name
To feel your hands gently sliding across my skin Makes me whimper your name The loving caresses that make my skin tingle and burn with desire The feel of your hard chest against my back makes my blood run hot with passion I whisper your name Your mouth on mine, tongues tangled Roving hands upon each other Feeling your manhood pressing against me Your hand seeking my innermost secrets I whisper your name Clothes on the floor Inhibitions swept away Nothing between us now Longing and desire take over I whisper your name The wait has been long The temptation overwhelming At last you are mine And I am yours I whisper your name Alive with need for you You take me as your own I am completely yours Total submission is yours I whisper your name Our fires burning hot All reason and control lost Fantasy is reality at last We crest the wave together I whisper your name
Jarhead Car Wash
So today I got up, fudged the time on my appointment to get the dog groomed and decided to run some errands. I got some gas, went to WalMart and went to the mall to get my sister's birthday present. So on the way to WalMart, I had driven past the Saturn dealership where there were some marines with a sign that said Marine Car Wash. Well don't mind if I do! So after I'd finished my shopping I decided to cruise back over to the Saturn dealership and have some yummy jarheads wash my car. So I'm imagining a bunch of young, attractive, semi-buff marines with their shirts off lathering up my car, getting all soapy and wet. Why? Because I'm a perv. But alas, there were maybe one or two that I would actually take home, if that. One guy was buff with tribal tats. Lame, but still do-able. Another guy was more my type, but he had a hat on, so I couldn't really see his face. Upon closer inspection, he wasn't really that attractive. Ugh... and there were girls washing cars, too, which would have be
Fake People
why is it there are so many fakers on here? so many people that are afraid to show their own faces and use other peoples pix as their own. its sad, it really is. if ur that ugly, do urself and others a favor and dont put any pix up. rather than just misleading people from the start. like using one of those pix as ur main default pic. come on now! thats just to get people to look then when they get there its like OMG. no wonder why they used that other pic!! if ur an unattractive person, dont lie to urself or others. its not gonna make u feel any better about urself down the road. "to thy own self be true"
Wanton Embrace
My lips tremble in anticipation. Eagerly, I press my warm mouth to your skin. Softly kissing your throat upwards, lingering as I lead a trail up your neck, seeking your lips. your skin, salty, beneath my hungry mouth. Sighing into your breath, sparks fly. I want to devour every inch of you! I imagine your lips, pressing into mine, softly. Pressure increasing, as my heart beats wildly. Your tongue, slips, enticingly into my mouth. Intimately, savoring, I taste you. Then u kiss me harder, taking over my senses and delving into my being. Our tongues caress , circling, stroking I cant get enough, my body is exploding! Drowning in desire, knees weak, as your hands roam my body, seeking my breasts, cupping my bottom. A path of fire scorches my skin. Touching your face, my fingertips gingerly tracing your jaw line, strong, proud, my blood is pounding! I lean into to you trying to get closer. I feel your hardness pressed against my hip. I smile a
Thinking Of You
Dedicated to Scott Sarutowski (Committed suicide on 12/8/93) When I first heard that you were gone, I did not believe it. The night I found out, I stayed up all night long waiting... Waiting for you to come visit me. Cause for some crazy reason I thought you would. I kept asking myself why you did it, I never could come up with an answer. You are the only one who will ever know. I kept trying to convince myself that you were just away on vacation or that you moved. For a while it worked until... The funeral. It was then that I realized that you were really gone. I don't think you ever thought about how your family and friends would feel if you left them. You didn't think that you wouldn't be able to do the things a fourteen year old likes to do. you were like a little brother that I never had, Now I still don't have even that anymore. I have learned to deal with your death. All though I cannot say that I am happy with it. I hope you are happy up in heave
Blood In My Alcohol System
Someone please buy me a drink or two, I have to much blood in my alcohol sytem.
Allmost Midnight Again, Here :-)
My Bulletins Aren't Working So Putting In Here..
Please click on the link and listen to the song. No comments are expected I believe he says so clear in the song what so many of the soldiers believe I for one. Please stand behind our military we don't need to hear the negativeness coming from home. Do me a favor enjoy your freedoms and tell everyone to let our military do there job over here. Keep The Home Fires Burning. God Bless You All http://www.flashdemo.net/gallery/wake/index.htm This Message was from my friend who is now deployed in support of 'Operation Iraqi Freedom'. Here is his link.. please stop in and show your support as well - Thank You!! :D Alaska@ CherryTAP
Abandon
“Abandon” Abandon was a little baby by her own flesh and blood, By someone who didn’t want the responsibility. Abandon while her father was away, left behind for him to care for. Abandon by someone who was only a young girl herself, Not ready for a child, By someone who didn’t want to stay home and care for one. always wanting to have fun with her friends instead. Abandon by a young girl who ran away from the merical of life. Abandon by someone who would leave behind a child, later on in life expecting to be able to come back for it. But when she dose, it will be to late for her own flesh and blood will taken in by someone who wanted to take the responsibility unlike, the child’s mother, who abandon her. My First poem I have ever written. On 8-2-90
~ Three Doors Down - Here Without You ~
Bistro Catfish
1/4 cup chopped sun-dried tomatoes packed in oil, drained with 2 tablespoons oil reserved 2 cloves garlic, minced 2 catfish fillets (about 6 ounces each) 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 1 package (10 ounces) fresh spinach, cleaned In a large deep skillet, heat the 2 tablespoons reserved oil over medium heat; sauté the garlic for 1 to 2 minutes, until golden. Sprinkle both sides of the fish with salt and pepper. Place the fish in the skillet; cover, and cook for 8 to 10 minutes, or until the fish flakes easily with a fork. Add the spinach and sun-dried tomatoes to the skillet. Cover, and cook for 1 to 2 minutes, or until the spinach wilts but is still bright green. Place the spinach on a serving plate and top with the fish fillets. Drizzle with the pan drippings, and serve. Serves 2
Run Away
nobody gets it noone understands they see everything but are blind to the truth my pain is an open wound i cant close it up inside its gonna split me in 2 my head is aching my heart is breaking i cant take anymore the days seems to flow together in a river of continuous struggle i try to catch my breath before i sink under loosing what i had left of me im tired of being what you want i want to be me but with you i cant be i have to break free i need a new shot to find myself again ive lost who i am who i thought ive become along the way watching as i drift away a little more everyday im stuck with you why cant they see??? im tired of "fixing" this pretending the abuse isnt there hiding the truth of who you are to put on this false front of pretending i cant and wont do it again so i will leave and disappear noone cares around me so why let them know
How Was I Born...???
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got togeth! er in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll Down
And In The Beginning.....
This made me chuckle and in the beginning
My Short List
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Sight
SIGHT Current mood: crappy The sun is out it's clear and bright, but it's so cold we tend to lose sight. Sight of what's lost sight of what's gone, sight of what's right sight of what's wrong. We close our eyes and hope it's all a dream, thats when we wake up and the truth can be seen. That what was lost can be found, what we thought was was gone was always around. What is right we finally see, that what was wrong was you and me.
Lonely Heart
at night i breakdown and cry and sometimes i don't even know why my loneliness is driving me insane so is my lonely heart the one to blame? heart I'm calling on you give me the strength to pull through but still i must believe there's another lonely heart out there waiting for me waiting for me I'm not sure which way to go is it my heart that i should follow heart I'm so unsure and now i need you more than before heart I'm calling on you give me the strength to pull through but still i must believe there's another lonely heart out there waiting for me waiting for me tell me I'm not the only broken heart feeling lonely I know everything heals in time but can time heal this lonely heart of mine at night I breakdown and cry and sometimes I don't even know why my loneliness is driving me insane so is my lonely heart the one to blame? heart I'm calling on you give me the strength to pull through but still I must believe there's another lonely heart o
Show My Friends Love ...they Are New To Ct
PLEASE SHOW MY FRIENDS SOME LOVE. THEY ARE NEW TO CHERRY TAP AND NEED ALL THE LOVE THEY CAN GET! ladybleaux@ CherryTAP seal06@ CherryTAP THANKS! ~WENDYGYRL~
~ Brooks & Dunn W/dale Earnhardt Sr. - Honky Tonk Truth ~
Can ya tell when he is there and when he is not? lol
Trapped
I just want to be free to find me, I need to have some time for myself, to find my dreams and where I belong. I never go anywhere I sit in this house day after day, I hardly have anywhere to go where I can be me. I have one friend that is always there for me. I don't know who I am or where I should be. All I can do now is dream who I'd like to be, and where I would like to be. I just need to find me and then I will know where I belong. U just need to be me, I need to be free!!! Written on 8-25-06
Yes It Has Been
Yes I have been having a bad days of late...I think I made someone very mad at me also...even if she hasnt said so.....Hopefully she will forgive me....can't help myself sometimes I get so out of my head that I do stupid things.....I hope that she knows I really do Love her...
Miley Cyrus
Forgivness
My CT wife has been down today. She thinks she OFFENDED me, but she didn't. I FORGIVE HER!! LY BUNCHES!!!!
The Emotional Orgasm. (no Longer Private)
I think I understand why women like chick flicks so much. It's kind of like emotional porno. Only way I can explain is just to break it down. You know that feeling you get when you want someone, & they want you, but for whatever reason you both hold back. Maybe you're afraid of taking things too far, or upsetting the other. Perhaps for whatever reason you feel they are unavailable. So you are in this constant state of desire. Feeling like two magnets drawn to each other, but forbidding the moment when you touch. The way your hands almost meet, your lips almost connect. The way you can almost feel their skin, even though it's inches away.The intensity of it all builds up until that moment you first connect. The first time your hands graze, that first nervous kiss where ... even during it ... you almost want to run. When you finally do touch, its like an explosion of electricity all over your body. Your body tingles, your heart races. Like I said ... an emotional orga
How To Die In A Proper Manner
this is the A to Z of death and is just pure magic Ars Moriendi and How to Die in a Proper Manner
Haha
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Winners Of The Dream Catcher Contest
PRIZES ARE: 1ST PLACE - 7 DAY BLAST & TROPHY 2ND PLACE - 3 DAY BLAST & TROPHY 3RD PLACE - 1 DAY BLAST & TROPHY 4TH PLACE - SILVER MOTORCYCLE & TROPHY (PAID OUT DURING FIRST HAPPY HOUR AFTER CONTEST ENDS.) THIS IS THE HOST'S LINK. ~RebelBreed~*War Chief* ~Founder~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of CT@ Here are the contestants: Cherokee Lady....Has (13843) Comments!! lxl Purple lxl......Has (13605) Comments!! Krazy Little Sister.....Has (12281) Comments!! ~Rose2Bee~......Has (4108) Comments!!
Test
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Board
I'm like really board outta my mind right now, so I though I would go ahead and get this thing going... Not really sure what to say tho LOL... Just I'm board, come by and talk to me :P.
New Pictures Up
IVE GOT NEW PICTURES UP
Remind
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School
Well yay! I just found out that all of my loans, and my fathers were approved... sooooo... I can actually GO to school this fall. AND I don't have to work!!! THANK GOD. I've been doing that for years now. I just want to get through with my BFA. I'm 2 years behind. Trust me, for all of you people who work and go to school, it's a bitch... but when you work, go to school and you're a theatre major. It's real fucking bitch! You also have to commit yourself to sometimes 70 hours or more in the theatre ontop of a 40 hour work week and school. Sometimes I just sleep there. haha. le sigh. Now, I don't think I'll have to do that anymore. I might not like cry myself to sleep, or drink myself to sleep because I'm so stressed out anymore. AWESOME! I'm so excited right now.
Voodoo
Voodoo Dick A man and his wife were happily married for 2 years until he recently found out his wife had been whoring around while he was on business trips. The man decides to buy her a sex toy and see if it helps. He goes to the porn shop and looks around but doesn't see anything interesting. On his way out he sees a box labeled "Voodoo Dick." He takes it to the cashier and asks, "What does this do?" The cashier then says, "Voodoo dick! Door!" All of a sudden the voodoo dick hops out of its' box and goes and humps the keyhole on the door. The cashier then says, "Voodoo dick! Box!" The voodoo dick hops back in its' box. The man offers to pay for it but the cashier refuses to sell it. The man then offers 700 dollars and the cashier agrees. The man took the Voodoo dick home to his wife and explained how it worked. One day while he was on his business trip, his wife got horny. She said, "Voodoo dick! My pussy." The voodoo dick then started humping her. After a few hours the wife tries
Weekend
I am going to Six Flags Tomorrow. I can not wait to get on all of the roller coasters. Fun to the extreem...........
My Old Life
Tonight's tale is one that is more for explinations of later installments and to give you an idea of what happens when I am mad.We run alot of calls during the day and at night we pray for sleep, sometimes God takes pitty others well... This is the story of a bad night. This is from my early days before I became a medic and was a simple EMT. I was still new to the company and not many people knew how I would do because I still had a nice side, so they thought. We had a busy day and had been up most of the night. By the time we got to lay down it was 3 a.m. and we were beat. My partner, Blue, and I had been in bed long enough to relax and start to dift off into a much needed sleep when the spider line rang. Now the spider is a direct line from dispatch to the stations and the regular ringer doesn't work when you are dead on your feet, so they replaced the ringer with the period buzzer from a basketball scoreboard. That buzzer isn't bad in a gym but when you put it in a 8x10 room
Don The Dick Doctor
I was still in medic school and was filling in with diffferent people to get my time in and working more than I did when I was on regular shift, I was tired....damn was I tired and they had put me on 903, the busiest truck in the service. I was working with Digger and knew that I was gonna get the shaft.I guess I need to explain Digger. Digger has been a medic since the dawn of time. He is also a SWAT medic and a mortician that runs the creamatorium. He is has an extremely dry sense of humor. Anyway, this day we were doing the monday morning drag-ass. We were sent emergency traffic to the college for an 'unknown problem.' When we pull up we find that the address is frat house. Digger and I look at each other thinking "shit" and I grab the jump bag that contains a bit of everything. As we walk in 2 very hot blondes walk down the stairs with huge smiles, we ask them where the patient is and between the giggles they point to the stairs. We walk in and frat boy with no shirt holding a b
A New Contest Plz Come And Help Me Out!!!!
plz come and comment bomb me!!!!!!!!!
Words Of Advice!!!!!!!!!!
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! You have 6 minutes There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. Do not keep this message. It must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months be
Pink
"Dear Mr. President" (feat. Indigo Girls) Dear Mr. President, Come take a walk with me. Let's pretend we're just two people and You're not better than me. I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly. What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street? Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep? What do you feel when you look in the mirror? Are you proud? How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high? Can you even look me in the eye And tell me why? Dear Mr. President, Were you a lonely boy? Are you a lonely boy? Are you a lonely boy? How can you say No child is left behind? We're not dumb and we're not blind. They're all sitting in your cells While you pave the road to hell. What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away? And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay? I can only im
$5 Store
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?" "Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said. "Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically. "No, that's the price," the salesman said, "Do you want to buy them or not?" "Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded. He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and sub woofers. "How much?" he asked. "Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered. "Is it stolen?" the guy asks. "No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?" "Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more. Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How much?" "Five dollars," was the familiar response. "I'll take that too!" the man said. As the salesperson is ringin
Ok This Is The First One
hope you all help me.
Cursh Me
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Best Ink Contest
Best Ink Contest The Best Ink Contest will start when i have at least 10 entries.Contest will last for one week.Please submit all entries to me by private message with the pic u would like to use. This is a comment bombing contest self bombing is allowed.The pic with most comments at end of week will be winner. 1st place prize will be silver motorcycle and 7 day blast.No drama allowed or entry will be removed. Thank you !!!!! ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for my angel !!She is my everything !!!!@ CherryTAP
Daddy' Day
"MY DADDY couldn't be here, becuz he live's so far away. but i know he wishes he could be with me on this day and though you cannot meet him, i wanted you to know all about MY DADDY and how he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. he surprised me with pink rose's, and taught me how to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes and ice cream in a cone, and though you cannot see him, i'm not standing here alone 'cause MY DADDY'S always with me, even though we are apart i know becuz he told me, he'll forever be here in my heart." "I love MY DADDY very much, he's my shining star and if he could he'd be here. but heavens just to far but sometimes when i close my eye's, its like he never went away." "I know you're with me DADDY," to the silence she called out. but there placed on her desktop, was a beautiful fragrant pink rose and a child was blessed, if only a moment, by the love of a child was shining bright star, and given the gift og believ
The Difference Between Men And Women. Lol
It's not difficult to Make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 4
Dj_desire Needs You Stay With Me This Night And Go Deep Into This Friday 13th Electro Mania *
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Downraters
what is the deal with these damn downraters!! you would think they could find something better to do with their time!!
The Girl I Fell In Love With
has a boyfriend a husband or both likes the things that i wrote and quotes them to me as she's soothing her new man's thighs never loved me that's what she told me she was confused i was her refuge from abuse or at the time she was too loose with her lips loved me before now unsure if i wait she can offer me more but i shouldnt wait because she might change her mind over time she said thinks she wasted x amount of years after she tasted the club and was touched the right way by a guy with sandals doesnt think it will work and though it hurts she has to move on after i changed to the way she wanted me to be now she's gone 2 do it 2 some1 else wants 2 b friends but doesnt think i should see any1 because i have issues after a date w/ her new man text message-- i miss u is happy wants 2 know who i'm sleeping with 'what's HIS name first?' to be honest 'bard it's none of your business.
Pointless....
The pointless obsessions are calling out my fears. Facing myself just as I appear. Decisions undecided and thought interrupted. The corrupt minds of those wandering alone. Those stumbling in that darkness trying to find the path to a place called home. Losing control of the elapsing time, for getting the facts of our never ending mistakes. Pointing out the misfits of the world, the undesirable un-norms. The meek light from those who attempt to shine, wings ripped from angels and placed in the devils hand. When lies conquers all and honesty with no stand. The breath of the past wanders through the minds but takes no future place in our ever changing times. The past is the past and the future the future, trying to unit them with only cause failure. Life giving you a false statement at birth, when all this world has to offer is numb tears, and ever changing fears. In the endless possibility's of our pointless lives, why is it that life only starts when death shows its eyes...
Get Me To The Airport...
I tell the driver to hurry as I slide into the deep leather seat of the limo. Feeling self conscious of the glancing eyes from the rear view mirror. I’m being silly I tell myself, chauffeurs see these things all the time I’m sure, it is LA for god’s sake. Half naked women dressed in ankle length fur coats, racing to the airport. Well, maybe so, but this is new to me. The anticipation of meeting you, no surprising you, on your arrival, months of planning what to wear or not to wear has me in a near state of panic. I finally decided on the black lace bustier with the red ribbons laced up the back, matching satin garters and sheer, thigh high silk stockings, and fabulous black stilettos. The naughtiness hiding under the satin lined mink is almost more than I can bear. I love how it feels sensuously sliding across my barely contained breasts and bare bottom. I may have to have a quickie myself before I get to the airport… I laugh just thinking about the look of surprise on your face when
Changing The Name From Cherry Tap To Fubar
Instead of changing the name lets change the cherry tap crew they love to fuck shit up the old sane is it's not broke don't fix it thats why this site is so slow the dumb ass don't know what they are doing then panhandling votes for there good deeds fuck that shit get a new crew
Big Girl (you Are Beautiful)
Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) lyrics Big girl you are beautiful Walks in to the room Feels like a big balloon I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful' Diet coke and a pizza please Diet coke I'm on my knees Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful' You take your skinny girls Feel like I'm gonna die Cos a real woman Needs a real man is why You take your girl And multiply her by four Now a whole lotta woman Needs a whole lot more Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge Find yourself a big lady Big boy come on around And they'll be calling you baby No need to fantasise Since I was in my braces A watering hole With the girls around And curves in all the right places Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Walks in to the room Feels like a big balloon I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful' Diet coke and a pizza please Diet coke I'm on my knees Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful'
Sheilded Rainbow
I used to see in black and white Never anything in between Waitin’ on the love of my life To come into my dreams Everything in shades of gray Never any blues or greens I needed someone else to turn to Someone who could help me learn to see All the beauty that was waiting for me My life was so predictable Never any mystery But ever since you shined the light All that is history Now I have a hand to hold And a reason to believe There’s someone in my life worth living for I was hanging ‘round just wishin’ on a star To put the happiness back into my heart I left those hazy days behind me Never to return again Now they’re just a faded memory “Cause baby it’s all so clear to see The beauty that was waiting for me You put the blue back in the sky You put the rainbow in my eyes The silver lining in my prayers And now there is color everywhere You put the red back in the rose Just when I needed it most You came along to show you care And now there’s color eve
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where is everyone?
Mike Let The Cat Out Of The Bag Today.
If you haven't seen this post. Here it is. FUBAR will change the world! sometime next week i'm going to rename the site to fubar. you'll still be able to go to cherrytap.com, or fubar.com.. both will go to the same place and all the old cherrytap.com links will still work. you're probably asking yourself why is babyjesus such a psycho? well, if you've read my blogs you'll notice i've never been a super best friends fan of the name cherrytap...(anyone get that reference?) fubar is also much faster to type. besides, the name doesn't make the site... the people that use it do. before any rumors start: * no the site hasn't been sold to anyone, it's still the same crazy folks running things. * no we're not planning to do anything different on the site after the name change. * we're not resetting accounts or anything. * old salutes with cherrytap.com in them are still valid, but after the name change you'll have to specify fubar in all new salutes. * once we have fubar
Mumms
you know there is alot of people who post some stupid ass mumms and when someone post a serious situatoin and needs support from everone to know how to deal with it there mumm privledges r ripped from them this is sum dumb azz shit
Lol
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Suicide Mind 1
HOW I FEEL Current mood: uncomfortable Category: WEAK IN SIDE :( Friends I AM SO ONE THAT HURTS SO BAD INSIDE ALL THE TIME, THE PAIN IS LIKE BEING IN A GAS CHAMBER AND TRYING TO BREATH IN BUT IT ONLY BURNS THE INSIDES. I MISS MY CHILDREN THEY ARE INSEPRATE FOSTER HOMES AT THE MOMENT, CAUSE THERE MOM SAMANTHA F-CKED UP ! AND LOST EM :( I MISS MY XWIFE CAROL MORE THAN ANY ONE I HAVE EVER BEN WITH THAT I COULDNT TAKE IT ANY MORE SO I TRYED TO KILL MY SELF ON THE 10TH OR SOMETHING I TOOK 30 SLEEPING PILLS I HURT WITH OUT MY LIFE LONG PARTNER ! ITS LIKE HAVEING A TWIN AND THE LOSEING IT LIKE SOME ONE IN MY FAMILY. (BILLY I HURT FOR YOU BROTHER) TIFFANY IS ALWAYS ON MY MIND ! THE PAIN HURTS EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW I WOULD OF BEN GREETED BY HER IF I COULD OF JUST DIED :( I KNOW ITS NOT GOING TO BE THE LAST TIME I DONT WHY ? I THINKS THATS WHY I WENT TO HAWAII ! I HAD TO GO BEFOR IT WAS DONE "( MAYBE THIS IS HOW I DIE T
The Worst "anal Sex Accident"
The worst "Anal Sex Accident" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2004-12-09, 1:52PM EST Never have anal sex after a fish dinner. Most people contract some form of food poisoning at least once a year. Most of the time the symptoms are mild, and can even be mistaken for a 24 hour flu bug. Other times, the symptoms are similar to one having a very bad case of the flu, but rarely do people ever need to go to the hospital for food poisoning. Just by its nature, the probability of contracting food poisoning from fish is always higher than most other foods. This is why, based on personal experience, I recommend that no one ever engage in anal sex after your date ate a large fish dinner. We hadn’t been dating that long, only about a month. Even though we'd only been dating a short time, we were having sex since the second date, and it was the best, freakiest, porno-style sex of my life. Seriously, this was the kind of sex
Loved One's Who U Lose
Hi ev1...I am soooo sad today cus my Uncle passed away...My Dad passed on Thanksgiving day of 2004, but this was his little brother and he was my other Dad...I always thought I would have him(my Uncle) to turn to cus my Dad is gone, but I was totally wrong...Now I feel so alone and left in the dark...I am sorry for writing this, but I had to say something...Peace to all and God Bless You...
Please
Hey friends and fam!!! I need you guys to help me if you have any spare time. I would really appreciate it!!!!! Thanks ~Jamie
Stroke: Remember The 1st Three Letters.. S.t.r.
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters.. S.T.R. My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this...A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victi
Marbled Chocolate Brownies
Marbled Chocolate Brownies Fend off any Friday the 13th frights by baking up a batch of these sweet, delicious cream-cheese-swirl brownies. Then munch them all weekend long! Credit: Nestle Servings: 30 brownies Ingredients: * 1 1/3 cups all-purpose flour * 1/3 cup Nestle Toll House Baking Cocoa * 1/4 teaspoon baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 1/4 cups granulated sugar * 1 cup (6 ounces) Nestle Toll House Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels * 1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce * 2 tablespoons margarine * 3 large egg whites * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 4 ounces light cream cheese (Neufchatel), softened * 1 tablespoon granulated sugar * 1 tablespoon nonfat milk Directions: Combine flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Heat 1 1/4 cups sugar, morsels, applesauce and margarine in large, heavy-duty saucepan over low heat, stirring constantly just until morsels are melted. Remove from heat. Stir in egg wh
One Of My Bestest Buds Ever
The Real Me !!!
I am looking for a TRUE FRIEND the next time I fall in love. Someone that will get to know my heart and who I truly am before SEX is mentioned. There is a heart inside of me, that wants to be treasured and loved . Am I a model? No. Am I the most beautiful woman in the world? No. All of my true friends here know who I am and the kind of person I am. I am caring of other people and try to share hope for people who need it. Am I perfect? No and I never want to be. I don't know the long prayers that some of you write and I think they are very meaningful and beautiful. When I started my page here,it was to help me. I don't read the Bible everyday but I do say my prayers for friends and families. I say them privately between God and myself. I am still the same person you have come to know here . It has taken me almost 36 years to come to terms where I can live with myself. Will I get married again someday? I don't know but I do get lonely and miss friendship and goi
Sex On The Couch
YOU HAVE 900 MINUTES TO REPOST THIS IF YOU DONT YOU WILL BE SINGLE FOR 3 YEARS JUST PICK THE MONTH OF YOUR BRITHDAY REMEMBER IF YOU BREAK THIS CHAIN YOU WILL BE LONELY FOR 3 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JANUARY-SEX IN THE BATHROOM FEBRUARY-SEX IN THE SHOWER MARCH-SEX ON TOP OF A WASHER APRIL-SEX ON THE FLOOR MAY-SEX ON THE BEACH JUNE-SEX IN THE POOL JULY-SEX ON AN AIRPLANE AUGUST-SEX AT SKOOL SEPTEMBER-SEX ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE OCTOBER-SEX ON THE COUCH NOVEMBER-SEX IN THE CLOSET DECEMBER-SEX IN THE CAR
My Number One Fans
first off if ure gonna come at me, come correct. if u aint got ur facts straight then shut the fuck up. if u think im "fat" a "whore" "ugly" or anything else u should not feel threatened by me. if u are worried about ur man cheating on u with me , im not the problem he is. werd. and i didnt know it was a crime to be friends with a guy. its like u cant be friends with someone of the opposite sex with out people assuming ur sleeping with them. im not on this website looking to steal ur man , find a man, fuck a man or anything of that nature. its like myspace, aol, yahoo or any other website im just here to be here and waste time that i could be doing something productive. but im just to lazy...maybe ill do it tomorrow, nah. cant we all just get along and be friends? cause im here for friends , people to talk to, ill talk to anybody thats just how i am i love people. and u shouldnt feel threatened by me in anyway and if u need to, ill let that be known from the get go. i change my away me
Trusting People
it seems though in life where ever it might be.when things happen to you,you lose trust in what you stand for and what your goal is in work,marriage and freinds,but you have to keep plugging away until there is some light at the end of the tunnel
The One's Who Hurt U The Most..
those who lie are not true to you at all..the ones who hurt you the most are the ones that are true to your heart..... to learn a lifes lesson is to live it....a angels life is short and meaning full...to love and to serve is a passion not a pleasure!
Kelly Christina Williams
Kelly Christina Williams Just sitting here, and It's a REALLY BAD night. I can't stop thinking of kacey. My Kacey, My baby , My angel. Why ??? I can't help but wonder WHY!!!!!!! I can't stop crying. I have a really hard time remembering most things about my past, but about her I remember EVERYTHING, I remember holding her , I remember the doctor and the nurses sitting there with me, I remember the doctor asking me what I wanted them to do. Did I want them to do CPR, she was a pound and half, The doctor said it would do more harm than good, again asked me what I wanted to do. What the hell did he think I wanted to do ?!!?!??!?! I wanted her to be ok, I wanted her to live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Before I could make up my mind ,she died , right there in my arms. I remember the doctor telling me , she's gone.My Life about ended right then and there.. I gave up on anything and everything for awhile. They sent me to the "Family Bereavement Room" Then brought me my daughter, It was th
Fuck Buddy Game
haha... you opened this ok you can't turn back now there is at least one person in your friends list that wants to either sleep with you or go out with you if there is someone on your list that does then you will recieve a message saying either " i'm yours" or "i'd hit it" if they want to go out with you then you will get a message saying"im yours" if they just want to sleep wit you you will get a message saying"i'd hit it" so, come one if you want to know who likes you then repost this as fuck buddies (game) (repost of original by 'Dj JoKaZ ** ~JUGGALO~FAMILY~' on '2007-06-14 13:55:58') (repost of original by '**Nikki~The~Ninjalette**Sign my guestbook**' on '2007-06-14 15:30:36') (repost of original by '+*¨^¨*+Lø§†$øûL+*¨^¨*+" Tat2ed White Trash"' on '2007-06-14 15:32:37') (repost of original by 'BBW Pin-up Girl Luscious Lillyth Crow *Freaks R Us Family Member*' on '2007-06-14 17:55:42') (repost of original by 'tattmndo69***freak show family****sick weird and t
Molestation
A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern MichiganUniversity in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience. Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lam
When It Rains It Pours Pt 2
WELL HOLY SHIT REMEMBER WHEN I SAY THINGS COME IN 3 WELL FUCK ME IN THE ASS MY HUSBAND GOT LAID OFF TODAY FUCK TEXTRON FUCK THEM LOOSING CONTRACTS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK..TO MAKE U LAUGH WELL THEY ARE NOT RACIST THEY FIRED MY HUSBAND WHO IS WHITE..A MEXICAN..A CHINESE..AND AN AFRICAN AMERICAN..DAMN I NEED TO GET DRUNK...
Pass No Judgement
[[You have to click 'Reply To Poster', and then copy and paste in a different bulletin or you wont get the whole bulletin]]Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anerexic and belimec? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! Cliques"Gangstas""Preps""Nerds""Goths""Emos""Scene//Hardcore kids""Punks"^^^AND THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM!Society in generalWe live in a world where if your not skinny, not beautiful, not sexy, not straight...your tortured, abused, and humiliated. We say that we are all equal but, there is still racism, sexism, and people judging others based on there religion, color, size, heritage, ect.IS THIS AMERICAN?
Somethings Are So True That Its Just Sickening......
Remind yourself that nagging someone to take care of a task doesn't technically counts as helping -- and resist the urge to just do it yourself. Look for more compassionate, constructive ways to help the situation along. Horoscope...... 7/13/2007...... SUPER!!!!!!!

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