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Little Red Riding Hood......
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." > The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!" Brighten someone's day!*
I Am You
I couldn't stand another day , as I watched my self rote , and decay, my soul started too crumble, a faded whisper tellin me too let go, then a angel pulled me back this is something I truely lacked ! An angel from down bellow , that has a sacred glow, she's the one that saved my life, before I ended it with a knife, the will too care , I couldn't bare, she showed me the light, and gave me back my second sight ! Something shifted, mind is gifted, a burning desire, my soul's on fire, energy flowing through my vains, corrupted mind , sharp as fangs ! Angel I call too you, wash the tear's away, for I am here too stay, I once was, now I am found, bound by fate, come too me set me free ! My love is fire, you're heart I truely desire, I am you, you are me, and come too thee, lets set this world together, and last forever ! By Noc
All types of magic running through me, using my projective hand, and the eight elements around me, my journey begins, far a cross the distance, and spaces between us, I travel in different spaces, spirituality , and freely! Unformed_Galaxies of outer space, presents within our body's, sparks of life, which gives us a soul , unknowable force pushes through us, which gives us life!! Feel the earth's power, hear the winds, whithering, watch the sun plunge a new horizon, making a haze over , lakes, rivers, streams, and oceans, reflecting a mirror see the beauty with in, feel life it self transformed, too a for filling experience! An experience un none too man kind, so joyful , and colorful, the powers from the un none, gave us, life!!! By Nocturnal_Goth
The Happiest Of Time Everz
I just wanted 2 say that in 24 years going on 25 yrs that we know eachother it has been a rollercoaster ride going thru good n bad things as well as good relationships vs bad relationships n who wouldve thought u would be marrying someone from ur past? lol i surely have known Nate for 10 years n who wouldve thought that ya 2 would fall deeply in love n would be getting married soon? I am happy that u 2 are including me in ur happiest moment ever... My twin has loved ppl b4 but never has she been this in love in her entire life...Thank u Nate for making her happy n looking forward 2 another day...Welcome to the family and watch ur toes lol.... I love u my twin n Nate CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS Blessed Be Nephthys Tess
Close my eyes, bring the sweet relief that I do crave. Take my last breath, I no longer wish to be lifes slave. Take total control of the when's and the why's. Put out the fury that is visable within my eyes. Surround me now in a bed of roses, thorns inbedding in my skin. This ritual of perpetual exhaustion must now come to an end. Leave me here where I do lay to enjoy the freedom I have found. Cover me in the dark richness of the unforgiving ground. Say good bye with out the tears and the sorrow, I'm where I long to be. Live your life with the gleaming knowledge that now the truth I can see. Close the door on the emotions that once held us together. Know that in death I have attained that once sought after love that lasts forever.
Looking For My Angel...
Here I sit staring at this screen. Wondering, hoping, dreaming... My dream is a simple one, but also hard to find. I dream of finding the "One", I know, alot of people don't believe that there is just one. However I do. There are many that come into our lives, and help us through things, and teach us about who we really are, but then there is the one, that loves you completely, no matter what. The one that knows even though the cup may be half empty, it's also half full! The one that just knows!! He is the one that can make you think, and challenge you to be more, while loving you just as you are. Where is my "One"?
My life is back on track. Shit that took forever. A couple things I have to workout with a friend of mine it seems though. But I am happy again. I'm content with who I am/who I am with. Which right now is no one, but I am okay with it finally. I've learned to let go of the thing I love most. Still love her, but it is easy to let go now because I might be optimistic, but I have never believed in fairy tale endings. My life has been oh-so filled with them [sarcasm]. I am happy with what I've got, and I can't wait to share it with someone.
Melancholy blue jeans Ripped at the seams Coffee stains on your brain Drivin' you insane Candy in your pocket A sweet sugar rocket A tasty treat, so sticky sweet A high that can't be beat Hot liquid dream Of coffee with cream Lusty sips of hot java That burn like black lava What could be finer Than a caffeine high in an all night diner
Small black child walking the street hungry nothing to eat White princess food on her plate won't eat watching her weight
Just Love This One ....
10 Husbands, Still A Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure w
Sleeping Beauty
Sleeping Beauty has awoke. She's an insomniac now and dreams with her eyes open. Daydreams of sleeping the rest of eternity away. Dreams of her childhood castle, where she never grows old, eternally young and beautiful. Dreams away her suburban split level, her two kids, her good provider, her wide ankles and creative meals with hamburger. Dreams of a prince who will never come to disappoint her imaginings. To sleep eternally and escape realities bitter ironies to escape the waking prison to dream forever
How Do You Live Your Dash
I read of one who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on the tombstone From beginning….to the end. He noted that first came the date of birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the little dash between those years. For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on this earth And now all those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not, how much we own; The cars, the house….the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard… Are there things that you’d like changed? For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what’s true and real, And always try to understand How other people feel. And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like we’ve never loved before. If we tre
Loss like Love, deep and profound. Joy found in another's eyes, seen no longer. Tears cleanse but also drip salt into an aching heart. Bittersweet memories, knowing you can't go back wishing for a few more moments but love isn't enough
To Our Armed Forces
Fight Strong Here's your rifle, hold it steady This is war, no one's ready you are young, just a child you won't see home for quite awhile still yet you are of such importance you're so scared you can't say a full sentence you're sweaty, dirty, and scared to death many around have taken their last breath will you get home to see your wife you had no time to live your life higher ranks yell out orders you can't hear the blood and stench is hard to bare without noticing you start to cry you know you don't want to die then you're brave, breathing fast who cares how long this war will last no one cares if you do wrong just don't run and just fight strong Written in 2003 by Chezley Ebenreiter
Some Girls Do ...
She turned up her nose as she walked by my Cadillac. From the corner of my eye I saw you and you laughed. You were sittin' on the swing on your front porch, Paintin' your nails like you were bored. And you yelled, "She was sure impressed with you." Well I ain't first class but I ain't white trash, I'm wild and a little crazy too. Some girls don't like boys like me. Aww, but some girls do. I yelled and asked if you would like a ride. When we pulled out of your yard, I bald a tire. You was laughin' at me, I was doin' James Dean. You was the prettiest girl I even seen. When you rolled your eyes and twirled my pink fur dice. Well, I ain't first class but I ain't white trash. I'm wild and a little crazy too. Some girls don't like boys like me, Aww, but some girls do. Well good 'ol boys don't get no breaks And the rich boys think they got what it takes. But there's someone for each of us they say. Well, I ain't first class but I ain't white trash, I'm wild and
Well, this is my first blog here on cherry tap, Im only writting this to sort of explain what the deal is with all the changing pictures I put up as my default. A lot of people came to cherrytap for the popularity contest and that is fine I suppose. I enjoy the rattings and all that but I am hear mostly to meet other people intrested in art of any kind. I love to draw, to write , and to carve so I apreciate almost any kind of art. Anyway about a year ago this march, my daughter and I went down to the little river by our house to go fishing. As is typical of Sioux Falls SD, the fish were not cooperating, so we ended up looking around and found that there were a lot of shells lying in the sand and the weeds along the shore. We started to pick a few up and I got to thinking. These are such intresting shells...They are not as beautifull as abalonie or artistically shaped like a welk but there was something about them. I decided to cut a few of them up with my trusty dremmel. Th
So You Know
A video preview of KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons's appearance on the syndicated daytime talk show "The Tyra Banks Show", which is scheduled to air today (Tuesday, June 12), is available at this location. According to a press release, "Tyra sits down with legendary rocker Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed to discuss their reality show, 'Gene Simmons Family Jewels', which followed them as they got his and her facelifts. They are then joined by their son who makes the audience scream when he reveals the unique trait he inherited from his dad." Variety reported last week that A&E has said yes to a third season of "Gene Simmons Family Jewels", upping its order to 24 half-hour episodes from last season's 20 installments. According to Variety, the decision was an easy one: "Jewels" is A&E's second-highest-rated series ever in the 18-to-49 and 25-to-54 adult demographics, behind only "Dog the Bounty Hunter". "Jewels" did even better in its second season than in its first, leaping b
In Your Arms
In the silence I hear the wind whispering your name. It calls to me so breathlessly enticing me to play this game. Rendered speachless unable to disobey I walk into the lions den. I come unprepared to fight this fight I know that you will win. Speak to me, leave me not in suspense, of what will be my fate. Calm my fears with gentle hands before it is too late. Take me in your arms and hold me close I need your healing touch. I refuse to be the only one here who stands without a crutch. You are my stability when this world spins out of control. You keep me from the perils I face when I lend my heart out on patrol. Come closer dear your breath I can not feel upon my flushing skin. Take me now to that sacred place where only you are allowed in. Make me scream with tortured desire for your intimate carress. Teach me what it is that you need to make your mind regress. I am waiting for your body to take possession of all of me. I am on my knees begging for you to take from what you see. I ha
Angels Of Mercy Bomb Squad Everyone!
Everyone Meet The Angels Of Mercy Bomb Squad! Team Leader! Let's Give them all a hand! Best new Bomb Squad comming out! Thanks Maria
NGREDIENTS: * 1/2 pound lean ground beef * 1/4 cup chopped * pinch ground hot pepper * 1 teaspoon dried leaf basil, crumbled * 1/2 teaspoon dried leaf oregano, crumbled * 2 1/2 cups water * 1 1/2 cups marinara sauce or your favorite spaghetti sauce * 12 ounces spaghetti, broken in half * freshly ground black pepper * 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: In a large saucepan or Dutch oven, combine the ground beef, onion, cayenne pepper, basil, and oregano. Cook, stirring to break up meat, until browned, about 5 minutes. Drain off any excess grease. Add 2 1/2 cups water, the spaghetti sauce, and spaghetti; bring to a boil, stirring frequently. Cover, reduce heat to low, and cook, stirring frequently, until the spaghetti is just tender and most of the liquid is absorbed, about 15 minutes. Turn off the heat and let pan stand, covered, 5 minutes. Season with pepper to taste and serve sprinkled with the cheese. Serves 4.
Well I wish everyone a great summer.. I won't be online very much for a while because I'm sick.. You can email me at if you would like to say hi, Have a great week and enjoy the summer..
The Tru3 Station For All Music Lovers
Just to let all you music buffs out there know .. I DJ on Http:// ... come by and check us out .. we play any and all requests. The NiteHawk Flies almost every night from 12 am EST until who knows when. I play ALL your requests and hang out in our chat room a lot .... Tune in and find out y we call ourselves the only TRU3 station for the fans. We Stream and play ALL requests 24/7
5 Secrets To A Perfect Relationship
1. It's important to have a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a man who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four men don't know each other.
Call Me...
I close my eyes and I keep seeing things: Rainbow waterfalls, Sunny liquid dreams. Confusion creeps inside me rainin' down; Got to get to you, But I don't know how. Call me, call me, Let me know it's all right. Call me, call me, Don'cha think it's 'bout time? Please won't you call and... Ease my mind? Reasons... for me to find you. Peace of mind What can I do... get me to you? I had your number quite some time ago, Back when we were young, But I had to go. Ten thousand years I've searched it seems and now, Got to get to you, Won't you tell me how? Call me, call me, Let me know you are there. Call me, call me, I wanna know you still care. C'mon now won't you... Ease my mind? Reasons for me to find you Peace of mind What can I do... get me to you? C'mon now won't you... EASE MY MIND? REASONS FOR ME TO FIND YOU (For me to find...) PEACE OF MIND (Ease...) REASONS... FOR LIVING MY LIFE. Ease my mind... Reasons... for me t
It's All Too Much
If you really know me, you know I'm not a drama queen, so don't even go there. So much in my personal and C.T. life has gone to pot in the last week it's not even funny. I just made probably the biggest mistake but was a decision I felt was necessary. I don't have the time to commit and that's not fair to either of us. The next major decision I have to make isn't going to be much easier. I am so afraid of letting others down, but it's gotten to the point that it's just too much b/s for me to handle. I'm on the verge of tears, my chest hurts, my head is pounding and I'm sick to my stomach. Not so much over the possible outcome/fallout, but because of the stress I'm under to make the decision on whether to stay or go. I just don't know what to do and I'm so tired of being ignored, left in the dark, taken advantage of, and the feeling that I'm supposed to be ok with it all. Well guess what, I'm not. Not to mention the fact that two of my closest friends on here were
Bully? Compensating For A Small Penis?
Again I am getting emails from people who have been threatened by "TX ranch cowboy" In the latest, the person wrote me and stated that she believed that he had exhibited "Stalker" qualities. I posted the comment, and thought that I had de-identified it, but obviously my mistake. He sent her an email threatening her that she would go to federal prison for slander. Last time I checked this was America and if she thinks that Tx Ranch Cowboy is a freakin loony toon she can yell it as loud as she wants and to whoever she wants. Before he makes threats, he should do a little research into the definition of slander and check out that slander is a CIVIL crime, not a criminal one. Meaning jail time is not part of the equation. It is one thing to be a bully, it is another to be a stupid bully. Do your research stupid bully, and if you are going to threaten, do it with something that is valid and not something that is in your little fantasy world.
Blonde Jokes..sorry I Thought They Were Funny!
~~~~L~~~~ She Was Sooo Blonde... * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." She Was Soooooo Blonde... * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She was Sooooooooo Blonde.. * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She was Soooooooooooo Blonde... * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44, she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign t
Don't You Dare Bash My Best Friend
I have known Jeff for 10 yrs.He has been my Best Friend Lover Boyfriend.He has been a great step father to my youngest daughter,whom adores him to death.Jeff will go out of his way to Help a Stranger or a Friend out.He has a Heart of Gold do not Judge Jeff..I have many great memory's of Jeff,offering his help,in Snow Storms,This women knocked on my apt.door crying she had a flat tire,about a 1/2 mile ,down the rd.He grabbed a friend from the Apt.Complex where we lived.They changed her tire,an drove the car back.The Women was overjoyed with Emotions,tried offering him,money,I can not take money from a Damsel in Distress.He always had an excellent sense of humor,An the car hit wild animals he'd rescue,nurture,an bring back,home.An Heal with his Voice.Be not Afraid sm. friend he would say..All Wild animals would Calm in his presence.Even mean dogs no one could approach,he could walk right up to them,show them,much Love.Things have changed since he got Arthritis arrived.But to me h
The Factors Of Marriage (this Turned Into More Of A Rant Than Anything Now)
So after seeing Bill last night and talking to him about things that we both could understand, this is what I am going to explain to you, my friends. What Bill noticed on his first meeting of my husband was something I thought ok, he just doesn't know him yet. Then a friend I had worked with who knows my husband Steve had also noticed that he has been more along the lines of a typical, asshole. And here I was thinking it was something minor. Nope. Not when you have a friend who can tell something isn't right on a first meeting, then you check with friends who know your spouse, then if THEY notice the same thing that someone who doesn't know the person says, then guess what? It's completely official. I guess I had overlooked the attitude for a while because it was something I didn't want to believe for myself. Yes, if I am pushed ever so far, I can fight back. This time I didn't take the warnings lightly. All I know is that in the past couple of years he has changed, and I guess
Senior Moment
Awesome Senior Moment Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq ?" The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."
Rip Stack
Where do we begin? The Dipset/ByrdGang family is deeply saddened by our loss. Not only did we lose a member but we lost a brother and a friend. Rayquon Elliot a.k.a Stack Bundles was a joy to be around, charming, very intelligent, compassionate and concerned about the upliftment and enrichment of his community and the people in it. Unfortunately his goals and aspirations were cut short by the hands of dream stealers. We can not stress enough that a young star's light was put out before he had a chance to shine in front of the world. We would like this to be a lesson to the rap game...too many of our talented artist are losing the battle of life before their voices have a chance to be heard. Something must change...
Rip Stack
Where do we begin? The Dipset/ByrdGang family is deeply saddened by our loss. Not only did we lose a member but we lost a brother and a friend. Rayquon Elliot a.k.a Stack Bundles was a joy to be around, charming, very intelligent, compassionate and concerned about the upliftment and enrichment of his community and the people in it. Unfortunately his goals and aspirations were cut short by the hands of dream stealers. We can not stress enough that a young star's light was put out before he had a chance to shine in front of the world. We would like this to be a lesson to the rap game...too many of our talented artist are losing the battle of life before their voices have a chance to be heard. Something must change...
Ct Addict
pass this along if you are a ct addict and add your name lol hi my names damion ~waits for everyone to say hi damion~ and im a ct addict . im hoping this 25 step program will help me quit lol. Hi my name is Becka and I'm a CT Addict
Cows With Guns!!!
[Am]Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun [G]Cows aren't [Am]fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru Cows are one He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal Cow Tse Tongue He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd Cow doldrums He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high Bad cow pun But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate Cows are bummed He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi Cows with guns They came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye Cow well hung Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas fl
Dont Ever
dont ever do something you will regret later in life,my first ex lost my children to fostercare and now i cant see them or talk to them,it is funny how one or too people can ruin your life for what they do or say,my ex was an alcholic and was physical and mentley abusive i dont understand how some ones words and actions can mentaly and physicaly ruin someones life,it hurts being with out my kids but right now they are better off there because of my illnesses,
Some Ct People
I find it amazing how after a few days of problems w/ my internet provider, that I come on here FINALLY and I can really tell who my real friends are!! Might I add much huge love to you, and you all know who's who in the CT world...MUAHHH, Anywho those who really know me, also know I'm not the typical for those of you who didn't even notice that I wasn't around...say Good-Bye..cause seriously I do have a real life w/ real friends on here as well as in the reality world, and I'm not here for status...and once again a great deal of love to my true CT friends and Family! P.S. OK I'm done ranting so lets play....MUAHHHH
Texas Police Encounters
Texas Police Encounters GOOD... In Richardson, Texas a State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the north end of the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young accomplice down the south end of the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!!) BETTER... A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. The man paid his ticket. BEST... A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the Texas State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going t
Vanilla Pudding Robbery
Vanilla Pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing mor
6 Signs Your Falling For Someone...
6 signs you're falling 4 someone: 1 - as soon as you get online-who's name do you look at first 2 - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3 - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4 - whos name makes your heart skip a beat every time u hear it 5 - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6 - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only one person on your mind.....
I Think I May Have To Cry...
It appears that my favorite NASCAR Nextel Cup driver, Dale Earnhardt Jr is going to be driving for Hendrick Motorsports next year. I'm not happy about this at all! I know it will be good for him, but I am not, nor have I ever been a fan of Rick Hendrick's organization. Jr will still be my favorite, and I wish him nothing short of the best, but I will be torn every race day seeing him in a Hendrick car!!!!
I Hate Newbies/downraters
pepsi101@ CherryTAP i REALLY hate downraters
Bonnie Raitt At Jazz Fest 07
Are You A True Mexican?
Are you a TRUE MEXICAN??? *If you can fit four riders on the bench seat of a pickup, while in the back twelve are standing up. You are a Mexican. * If you can run, ride a llegua, and play futbol all while wearing chanclas, Mexican status!! *If your late tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business, Yes you're a Mexican. *If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamasita rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." You're Mexican, big time!!! *If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, You ARE a Mexican (proud one too). *If you refer to your wife as; your ruca, your hina, your wifey, your old lady, or your vieja. guess what? You're a California born Mexican. * If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, Then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican. *If you have ever been pinched in church and b
What Type Of Pussy Do You Have?
1. Expensive Pussy: Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive pussy can be recognised by the following - fur coats, designer dresses, bright coloured shorts and shirts with Greek letters on them, expensive jewelry, name brand shoes, pocketbooks, and other apparel. 98% of pussy you want falls into this category. Advantages: Looks good on your arm makes others jealous. If you can afford it, it will look great, smell good, but the sex may not be. Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion and credit card max outs. Often times they're just not worth it. 2. Cheap Pussy: Rare to find. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap pussy can be recognised by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shakes it off. Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lu
Baddest Lounge On Ct!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dating Different Nationalities
ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex. She wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Da
My Horoscope
It's time to banish negativity from your life -- or at the very least to examine the habit and see what it hides. A world of possibilities is out there for you to explore, but you can't see it unless you're willing. ---------------------------- it is so right about the negativity having the exs calling me ... needs to stop lol
If a mirror could tell no lies What would I see? A true reflection? Or the shadow I hide behind? In its darkness I hear screams An endless torment Stifled and choked into silence Forgotten in the morning light. I press my face to its cold surface And in this window hid my twin And although I saw rain upon my cheek Nothing could change my reality. My face is not my own I borrowed it long ago Its not the one I was born with Its the stranger I now know.
Who Likes U?
Sometimes (most Of The Time Really) Work Can Be Fun/funny
Just Hanging Out
Behold the twilight by which the leaves have written a sonnet singing of laughter. Times when saying goodnight meant seeing you another day, times when my life didn't feel battered by the staring eyes of those who know nothing of the story. Behold the moonlight that shines down, engulfing me in a pale milky brightness that has yet to spread to my soul. Instead, I am forced to stand here, believing that there was a reason for all of it. behold the darkness that seems to slowly inch its way across my soul like a village of pain has moved itself in cottages among all the happy memories, singing macabre songs of death and ruin behold the delight as suddenly, someone sheds some sunlight on it all. a simple kiss brings on light so radiant, so bright that its as if my soul is singing verse after verse of simple happiness. behold the touch you have had on my life. it is as if the fear and loathing in my soul has faded, died if you will. n
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I Like Your Hair
Ohhh guess I have a messed up sence of humor. This video cracked me up! "the OMG part" is a tear jerker! LOL
8 Weeks To Go
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Spicy Chicken Tacos
A spicy mix of seasonings and cooked chicken--a winning combination sure to please your family. Ingredients: • 2 Tbsp oil • 1/2 cup onions, diced • 2 cups cooked chicken, shredded • 1 tsp minced garlic • 1 Tbsp chili powder • 1 tsp cumin • 1/4 tsp red pepper flakes • 1/2 tsp sea salt • 4 Tbsp sour cream • 1 cup shredded cheese • 4 Tbsp salsa • 4 flour tortillas Method: Heat oil on medium high until hot; add onions, cook for 2 minutes. Add chicken, garlic, chili powder, cumin, red pepper flakes, and salt. Stir together and cook for 4 to 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Heat tortillas according to package instructions. Spread 1 tbsp sour cream on tortilla, sprinkle about 1/8 cup cheese, 1/4 cup chicken mixture, 1 tbsp salsa, sprinkle 1/8 cup cheese and roll up. Notes: This is a great recipe for left over chicken. Number of servings: 4
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Yep, I'm Annoyed
Ok, someone please explain something to me... generally when you break up with someone, it's because you don't want to be with them anymore.. correct? well then why da hell, after i broke up with my ex bf, and after he started dating my ex-best friend, is he callin me on the regular... ?!?!?! not only that, but i think he's afraid of his gf! lol this ignant(not ignorant, but ignant) fool called me from HER phone and wanted me to come get him.... I SO AIN'T GETTIN UP IN THAT SHIT!! NOPE!! I have NO USE For a guy who has no goals, no strive or anything in life.. yea he just got out of prison, and talked allllllll the shit while he was in there, when he got out... he started actin like a 17 year old with no damn sense.. why would I want someon like that? I'll be the first to admit i like to party.. but it's NOT a priority.. for him it is.... NO THANKS.... and now he's callin me cuz his ignant ass is gettin sick of his gf? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!! BITCH PLEASE!!
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To Conquer Time
What's the definition of perfection? Is it possible to be that defined? Does perfection even exist at all? Is it beauty and compassion combined? Maybe perfection is insincere, There to alienate each other, Perfection is the untouched dwelling, A beauty in all its splendor. Can I be perfect for you? An unscathed image so still, Will you love me better? Do you feel what I can feel? I want to be your perfection, I want to be entirely divine, To wake and make you smile, Your early morning sunshine.
Channged Person Inside Of Me
To My Heath... He Who Has Half My Heart
Where do I start? I met a man on September 19, 2005 Who had the most incredible eyes I had ever seen. He had a face that was so perfect. So perfect I thought he was fake. I spent 9 months getting to know him. We talked nearly every day. See, he wasn’t perfect He had things that he thought no one else would understand. All his obsessive-compulsive issues. This man has to separate M&M’s before he can eat them He makes a hamburger like no one else. (yes I know how) Satin sheets White towels Blue shirts on blue hangers Shoes lined up at the door Pictures hung perfect on the wall. As we talked I found out that someone else Shares the same love for the stars. Someone else that feels so alone Just like me. Someone whose childhood was little more then a nightmare. The pain he endured The beatings The abuse The fear that lived in his heart. The anger he carries with him each day because of it. I loved him with all my heart. And he went away. A few weeks la
The Day America Cried
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Why do people discriminate against other people? Most people would probably say because of hatred. I think it's just the opposite actually, I think it's fear. Fear along with maybe tradition and peer pressure. If you ask people why they don't like a certain group of other people you will get varying answers, but I venture a guess that they all stem from one of the three things I just mentioned: 1) Fear-ignorance breeds fear, so the less you know about someone the more likely you are to fear them. 2) Tradition-"Well, my dad said they were bad, or nasty, or no good so that must be true." Or, the good ol', "That's just how I was raised." Whatever happened to thinking for yourself and forming your own opinions? 3) Peer pressure-Everyone around you feels the same way so it must be the right way to feel. Again, try using your own brain and form you own, independent opinions. I love the line in the Aerosmith song "Living on the Edge" that says something along the lines o
The Good And Bad News On My Breast Cancer Test!
well went today for a mamogram! hurt like hell but i found out it was nothing major. i still have to go have a biopsy done to be on the safe side as the doctor said! yep i am still kicking. so it takes mopre than breast cancer to scare this freak and to put me down. any ways thanks for all the prayers my friends and to those that mean alot to me. freaky pagan
The Devil And The Angel
He was a devil and she was an angel they fell in love and this is their tale The angel was good the devil was bad she'd make people happy while he was making them sad But despite all of this it was love at first site even though it was a love that could never be right But even though he was evil it was his love that was pure and the angel reflected his love like a mirror But whenever they meet the thunder would roar Heaven shut its gate and hell closed its door So sadly they parted with one sad goodbye that left the devil with fury and the angel to cry The powers that be could not understand how the devil and angel could walk hand in hand But it wasn't their fault not really at all you see love cast a spell under which they did fall But the devil and angel had luck on their side for theirs was a love that could never die And try as they might they could not stop true love not even with help
I'll Be Forever Yours
A special world for you and me An exceptional bond no one can see It wraps us up within its arms And holds us fiercely in its grasp. Its fingers like fine spun gold Softly nestling us to its heart Like silken thread it holds us safe A love like this is meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms within its place To unite us closer and keep us strong In a special place where we belong. I will love you forever Heath
What Symbol Are You
You scored as Ankh, The Ankh is a representation of life. You are inspired by life, and all its splendor, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.Ankh100% Skull88% Biohazard69% Cross44% Swastika31% What's your symbol?created with
Thoughts On Fluffy Bunnies
Well it is a problem espically if one is young and has romantic veiws of magic and witchcraft. It seems that there are two poler opesits those who say if it is writen it is the law and those are around for ffellowship or due to it is cool right now. I get as excited when a spell dose as requested it is the joy that I am doing something that is great and the glow i feel is bubbly. many think this childish hence I may not know what iI am doing. I strive to treat others as I wish to be treated. this means everyone young or old. I try not to judge cuse i userally am only know one side. And the fluffy bunny could be the new Gardner, Conway, or Sliver RavenWolf if brought along with understanding and compassion. The pacence showen should be like the pacent showen you by your deities. Think on this for a while, in your own growth in your path how many folks aided you in your search to find your place and path. Now pick out the ones that impressed you the most and look how they apporached teac
3 Words
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that is most valuable - 1. Love 2 Family &Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that is never certain - 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person - 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work Three things that is truly constant - Father - Son - Holy Spirit I ask the Lord to bless you, as I pray for you today; to guide you and protect you, as you go along your way. God's love is always with you, God's promises are true. And when you give God all your cares, you know God will see you through.
Love,what A Strange And Unusual Word!
[01] Do you still have feelings for your ex? Nope [02] Have you ever been given roses? yes i have actually [03] What is your all-time favourite romance movie? notebook :O kidding it would be dirty dancing [04] How many times have you honestly been in love? meh a few times i guess [05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate no but i do believe there is someone out there for everybody [07] Have you ever had your heart broken? reckon i have [8] Your thoughts on online relationships? meh if it makes someone happy then so be it! [9] Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend? yeh i have [10] Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater?" yes,yes i do [11] How many kids do you want to have? 4 [12] What is your favorite color(s)? pink [13] What are your views on gay marriage? i support it fully! [14] Do you believe you truly only love once? i do [15] Imagine you're 79 & your spouse just died, would you re-marry
I Neeed
I need to find a woman who is not depened on me. Someone who has there own life and doesn't make me the center of her universe cause I can't take that kinda of pressure. She needs to be smart independed and funny and not some who trys to make me happy or beeter then I am just someone who makes my day brighter me smile more. I sick of being the one to take care of someone I nedd to have that we can suport each other not me suport them it is that kinda of thing I nedd right now
Sullys Salute
My sexy Salute to all our guys and girls over serving in the war, one very special soldier in particular Sully you know I love you!! I hold the highest respect for each and every man and woman that is there fighting,and those who have sacrificed their lives for the saftey of all Americans and otherwise. My deepest wishes and prayers go out to all ! And pray for your safety and that you make it home safe. Without you what would America really stand for? Thank you all
Sullys Salute
My sexy Salute to all our guys and girls over serving in the war, one very special soldier in particular Sully you know I love you!! I hold the highest respect for each and every man and woman that is there fighting,and those who have sacrificed their lives for the saftey of all Americans and otherwise. My deepest wishes and prayers go out to all ! And pray for your safety and that you make it home safe. Without you what would America really stand for? Thank you all
More On Unconditional Love.
On my blog You Choose To Have Insecurities ~DK~@ CherryTAP wrote the following comment "I got a kick out of "the women who earned the right to have sex with you"!! That in itself has "conditions". Whats with all the speak of unconditional love? Let me go check out another blog entry and see what wisdom you have for the masses. Create a great day!" ........................ ~DK~, You say you got a kick out of me saying that women earn the privilege to have sex with me and that is is conditional, but you think that is not unconditional love. Everyone has to have standards and conditions otherwise you end up with someone that you aren't compatible with. If a woman doesn't meet my standards, I won't have sex with her. I won't date someone that I'm not sexually attracted to, that can't hold a conversation, acts aloof or bitchy, doesn't communicate with me or that insists on arguing a lot. Since I only date bisexual women and I refuse to date straight women, I won't have sex with a
My Boo
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Dreams April 12, 2007 By: PurfectlyImpurfect Floating freely, Falling slowly down, Like a feather, Gently being blown by the wind, Landing tenderly, In the palm of my lover's hand, He holds me quietly, Knowing that I'm a fragile flower, Sweet kisses and loving hugs, The soothing sound of his voice, Then suddenly, I'm a dove, I fly away slowly, Doing flips and flying happily, I come back, Landing softly and swiftly, On his shoulder, He reaches up slowly, I fly out of reach, Teasing him, Getting him to reach higher, Then I fly down, And land gently, In his soft, sweet, gentle, tender hands, He holds me, Petting me nicely, He sets me free, Turning into a dove himself, Flying after me, Twisting and turning in mid-air, Having the time of our lives, Sharing this special love between us, Dancing around the sky, Singing with great happiness, Then we fly down, We land on the ground next to each other, We kiss, As we kiss, We turn back into humans, Kis
Party Like A Rockstar In The Guilty Pleasures Lounge
Your Latenight Place to Party!!! Click the tag below and come check us out! The Hottest New Lounge on Tap! Come on yallll... Let's get a party started. Anyone is welcome. We Proudly serve Budweiser
Adopt A Us Soldier
Dear Supporter, Thank you so much for your continued support of the Adopt A US Soldier organization. We are getting more and more soldiers that are signing up to be adopted. As you know, our service men & women are having their tours extended for another 3 months for a total of 15 months of service in a war zone. If you would like to adopt another soldier just reply to this e-mail. Please include in this e-mail your username so we can keep our files up to date. If you know someone else who would like to adopt one of our soldiers, please have them sign up on our site, We know that your e-mail, “snail-mail”, packages and other communications make the soldiers day when they come back to their barracks at the end of their shift. We thank you again for your continued support of our soldiers. Sincerely, ADOPT A US SOLDIER Your Support Really Helps!!!
My Boo You Are Great
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For Those That I Chat With And Etc.
I will be deleting this account friday June 15th due to some unfortunate things going on in my life. I need to do this for the reasons I do. If you would like to keep in touch email me at Please take care everyone and enjoy life, you never know when someone may try to take that away from you.
When Someone Makes You Feel Like This
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Life And Death
None of us ever stop to think about how short life really is. But then what do we know about it? We know that it could come upon us at anytime, anyplace, at any age. And we know it doesn't descrimanate... Or does it? Every day I walk the street of my lil town, and I see people that I know shouldn't be allowed to walk this world, yet the Goddess premits them to stay. And then there are people in this world, who should have every chance in life, and it gets snuffed out at an early age... Who are we to really know when our time will come. Anyone of us could go tonight in our sleep, and all that would mean is that it was our time to go. We will be missed by our loved ones, and friends. Those that knew us the best, and hell maybe even some of our enemies... But in the end, it comes to the point where we must all face the grim truth... We are born to walk this earth till we die... Then we're sent to the summerlands (As I believe) till we are reincarnated back into it. ♥ Me
It's A Boy
just found out today that I'm having a boy!!!!!
The Reaper And The Flowers ~ Hw Longfellow
Poetry of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Voices of the Night THE REAPER AND THE FLOWERS There is a Reaper, whose name is Death, And, with his sickle keen, He reaps the bearded grain at a breath, And the flowers that grow between. "Shall I have naught that is fair?" saith he; "Have naught but the bearded grain? Though the breath of these flowers is sweet to me, I will give them all back again." He gazed at the flowers with tearful eyes, He kissed their drooping leaves; It was for the Lord of Paradise He bound them in his sheaves. "My Lord has need of these flowerets gay," The Reaper said, and smiled; "Dear tokens of the earth are they, Where he was once a child. "They shall all bloom in fields of light, Transplanted by my care, And saints, upon their garments white, These sacred blossoms wear." And the mother gave, in tears and pain, The flowers she most did love; She knew she should find them all again In the fields of l
Erotic Thoughts
I woke up this morning thinking erotic thoughts I want to penetrate your mind from behind Slowly, deeply, rhythmically To enter your deepest thoughts To explore the contours of your soul Driving you into ecstatic reaction Wildly emotional of both of us as We consume each other as I take you firmly and caress you Driving you wild with ecstasy Holding you in a strength unsurpassed Kissing you until you willingly submit to my every move Then releasing you gently to reveal your passion Your begging response, your sexual hunger Then again holding you strongly, taking you in a complex orchestration of eroticism Giving, receiving, gently, firmly, lovingly Holding you in an embrace of warmth, passion and love Driving you into an abyss of sensuality Pulling you back to tease you with affection Then again and again, ecstasy Searching the erogenous zones of your mind Making your body ache with desire, craving more and more.....
Auld Lang Syne ~ Robbie Burns
Auld Lang Syne 1788 Type: Poem Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And auld lang syne! Chorus.-For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne. We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet, For auld lang syne. And surely ye'll be your pint stowp! And surely I'll be mine! And we'll tak a cup o'kindness yet, For auld lang syne. For auld, &c. We twa hae run about the braes, And pou'd the gowans fine; But we've wander'd mony a weary fit, Sin' auld lang syne. For auld, &c. We twa hae paidl'd in the burn, Frae morning sun till dine; But seas between us braid hae roar'd Sin' auld lang syne. For auld, &c. And there's a hand, my trusty fere! And gie's a hand o' thine! And we'll tak a right gude-willie waught, For auld lang syne. For auld, &c.
Your 1st Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He
This Is Important.
Hey, I was just wondering if you guys and girls could help me get friends. I dont have many and I was hoping someone would like to help me. Please help me get friends
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Are on my friend or fan list and are a vic please come rate my PROFILE. I need some 11's to bring it back up! Thanks..............
Back On Track
My band and i finished moving our gear into our new studio a few days ago and now we have got it up and running. We started work on a new song that i hope we will be using on our forthcoming album, i think we should just completely ignore our older songs when it comes to picking material for our album because its painfully obvious from listening to them that they were recorded in less than ideal conditions, our new studio just blows away that goddamm cardboard box we had been using as a recording studio for the last four years soundwise. The song we are working on now is also a lot rawer and more brutal than our last batch of songs and i for one hope that we focus more on angry stuff for the album and keep the polite stuff for Vinyl/DJ releases.
Idk Bout This
I dont really get the whole point of CT, But i can tell you its kind of addicting. Mistressbuble is a whore for gettin me to sign up, cuz now all i want to do is move up levels... so idk bout this...buutt its kinda of fun..screw myspace haha ct is my crack...
Pic Rating, And Probably Worth Blogging, Though I Think This Is Fairly Eric Specific.
Have noticed something when I've rated some images: their average has not changed (I will rate an image a 10 and the 10 (2) will not go up to a 10 (3) after I refresh the page, but will stay at 10 (2) for instance; not always, but some of the time. If it was 9 (3), for instance - a total of 27 points over 3 rates- it sometimes stays at 9 (3) rather than going up to 9.2 (4) (37 points over 4 rates).) And- apparently for those images whose averages/number of rates weren't affected by my rating - if I come back in a day or two, I find the image wasn't rated at all by me (they got the points, if it wasn't NSFW or ripped, but the bar is clear, as though I hadn't rated it...) and I have an opportunity to re-rate it. If I'm not out of rates for the day, anyway... but it's odd. (Edited that in a (partially) successful attempt to get rid of a duplicate post. Weird...
They really need to create format options for the blogs.. My sister is brushing her teeth right now but about 15 minutes earlier the power was out. True it was raining and pretty windy a bit at about 6 pm today. but it was only for maybe 30 minutes. So the power goes out then.. come on at about 8 pm. So cool..i go downstairs to cool down cause its so hot and humid upstairs. Then the finals are on at halftime. I get a chance to get online..but before i even step into my room. The power goes out.. wtf!?! Rockville is a suburb of DC. You know damn well a lil rain like that would cause this much disaster. I mean if this was a small quiet town.. I would understand..its just crazy how the city operates sometimes. Maybe this is how it is anywhere..who knows.. any who.. I'm just writing to get this off my chest. Always makes me feel better. I'm gonna hit the hay cause the power oould just go off again.. peace out ~Timmy~
Haha Gotta Love It
this is tony at his last job lol
Fyi ( For Your Information )
For everyones information... Im tired of the bullshit im tired of the drama haters if you cant stand whats going on a u cant handle that my love life is alot better then your well then go one some were and find u a man but here is your information my man is off limits to you and everyone else ....Most people that are on my page know that i have a boyfriend and know that him and i love each other more than anything else and if u or the haters cant handle that then i got some news for you FUCK YOU AND THE bitches with you. Becasue im here to say im going to fight with all i have no matter what is in me.....So if u cant stand that then here is some news for u front me and i will tell u like it is ...... For all to know love is a thing that him and i share with honest and trust we trust each other more than the average couple does ....His love burns all for me as my love only burns for him just as my name says ... WIth all the love we share we have been there through it all for each o
You came into my life And with you came light; A light so strong and warm. Now you are gone, And day has become night. Darkness pervades, And I am alone. Oh, for a candle To drive back the night And help me see again, The world in all its glory. But alone I remain, And blackness surrounds As I come to realise, You shall not return.
Last Night
Summer Song For 07
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My Daddy
This is for my daddy who passed away and wont be with me on Fathers Day!!! Fathers day is a day to remember Dad All the love and good times we had We remember today,All that we shared The years you made happy by showing you cared You gave so much encouragement along the way Listened to our problems and know just what to say We remember all the all good things you've done The memories we made ,The laughter and fun You now know the joy of Heaven above Where you will always be protected by Gods Love Our hearts are broken and often we're sad You'll always be with us, We love you Dad
Go Go Gadget Brain!
Okay, so sometimes I get this urge to bitch, complain, or just rant about randomness. This time i'm gunna talk real talk. Hope someone that reads this thinks about something. I had this instance where my intelligence was tested, and of course I over came the problem due to the fact I'm the type to stick to my guns until I succeed. But to stray a bit and tell people about my past, I spent a few years involved in the drug scene. From smoke dro, doin' coke, and pushing meth (never actually partaking in the meth just making hella money) I decided to move away from the environment after seeing my cousin OD on some shit. A guy I know tried selling me a quarter bag of some dro today for 50 dollars, so instantly given my past i say, "If you're so confident in the product blaze a joint with me first" and he refused. That automatically tells me that the ish isn't worth what he is trying to push it for. So I decline, and it just made me realize that no matter how much stupid shit
I Desire You....
I feel you, oh how I feel you, so close though you're so far away your touch your mind your body... your soul next to me, beside me... with me Your touching me, mesmerizing me with your eyes filling me with your touch melting me with your sensuous kiss I taste your kiss, all day long, though I have yet to actually taste it I imagine, fantasize about you and my desire, my fantasies... my needs There's so much I desire - to be with you in every way possible... next to you, beside you, with you... touching you I desire you...
Lifes Little Lessons
Lifes Little Lessons! Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want in life. May you have... Enough happiness to make you sweet Enough trials to make you strong Enough sorrow to keep you human Enough hope to make you happy And enough money to buy gifts. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. But we often took so long at the closed door, that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Always put yourself in other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably does hurt the person too. A careless word may kindle a strife; A cruel wo
The 1996 Vintage, Part 5
The BOFH becomes a contract killer as he undoes some damage caused by the boss ... I'm not happy. True, that's not such a rare occurrence, but today I'm VERY unhappy. The boss has just dropped a bombshell in that he has single-handedly negotiated a bulk deal maintenance contract from one of our hardware suppliers entitling us to a 50 per cent discount on the maintenance of a machine. Now I'm as much in favour of maintenance discounts as the next Systems and Networks Administrator who believes that most maintenance engineers should be struck about the head with a rugby sock full of thin-wire terminators, but this sounds a tad suspicious. The boss, well known for having problems negotiating hallways, has somehow managed to cheat the highly skilled, money- grabbing, shafting professionals that make up the maintenance sales team at 'Rob-me-blind' Corp. Uh-huh. And while he was at it, he found his office without asking for help. I don't think so. S
Please Help
im in the adult and pet contest ran by maria(angelheart) and would love if you guys could bomb the hell out of this picture. clink here thanks for your time aussie guy richard
Oh Noes, A Noob!!
Thanks for the warm here and learning the ropes! Looking forward to upping some new pix when I get home (I'm hangin' with my soul sister!), and checking everybody out! :D
Chicano Genie
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHICANO GENIE A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the L.A. River when she stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it, and SNAP!!! a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish. She said to the Genie, "I heard from mi prima that I could get three wishes if I ever found a Genie." The Genie then said, "Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies are story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?" The lady didn't hesitate. She said, "I want Peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos and I want all the Jews and Gringos to love the Arabs. It will bring world peace and harmony." she continued. > The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE!..... Those fools have a pedo that
To All The Girls We've Loved Before
IN SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO ALL THE Girls WE'VE LOVED BEFORE... 2007 Brigette Bardot is now 72 Stella Stevens is now 69
Ebay Song
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Good Day
Today was a really good day, I had one of the better morns in a long while. Just felt good all day you know. I continue to open up which is painful in 1 respect because I have revisit the past screw ups and admit that i screwed up, but it's healing at the same time because it shows people I'm being honest with them and with myself. I have never claimed to be perfect and i will make my share of mistakes, but I have always commited to learning from my mistakes and i have grown and am a better person now. I have made the right changes and put the right safeguards in place to make sure the darkness I fel into never happens again. Hopefully by doing all this I will someday get back what I lost. I'll never give up, I will always fight..... Both before and after that healing conversation there were some special moments and things shared that made me very happy and gave me some good energy. After that I listened to music and just relaxed for the day. it felt good, I honestly haven't felt th
...another Night Of Insomnia...
What's wrong with me, you ask... I'M ANGRY! Yeah, you know that feeling that's red and unpredictable! For me it is very unpredictable! I don't like anger...I don't want to face it or hear it! I feel betrayed by my my heart. A whole mess of emotions have covered me in the past week. No information about my CT Scan just will be this week though. I'm always prepared for the worst and hoping for the best...that exam really messed me up. I'm on a low sodium, low liquid diet...the amount of barium I had to drink totally f**ked with my diet and threw me into a roller coaster ride from joke! I gained seven! (yeah, 7) pounds!!! I couldn't get rid of, no matter what I did...have you ever had your legs or hands swell? It is a VERY uncomfortable feeling...yes, some days it is painful and itchy (that's because the skin begins to stretch) ~ got a stronger diuretic for today and am feeling better!! YAAAY!!! Considering the heat and the crowd at Wally World, I'm sti
Sexxy Man On Ct Contest! Score Updates
Sexxy Man On CT Contest! I Need Sexxy Men For This Plz! 1st person is...... with 387 comments! 2nd person is...... with 29 comments! 3rd Person is...... with 1 comments! 4th Person is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/12 thur 6/19 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP
Mississippi Beach
Not You Average Girl
for my cherrytappers...because you asked ok... I'm deeper then you think and stronger then you know. To be honest it would take an entire lifetime to figure me out and you would still only know some things. Yes I keep myself very protected and hide behind that wall of smartass scarcasm and evil bitch-ness...but for some reason you people seem to like that. I do have an attitude......but it's not bad.........just different. So when I tell you to go fuck yourself....... try not to take it personally......I tell everybody that! I'm not a girly girl. I'm not the princess ..that would be my daughter, but then I'm not a "Queen" either ..... I may act like a Royal Bitch but I'm really not...I'm all heart. I am honest to a fault....I lack the ability to lie. So don't ask me something if you don't really want the answer...I'm not gonna tell you what you want hear...I'm gonna tell you what I actually think. Inspite of my inate ability to NOT type properly in that little tiny sho
Six Silent Tears
Dedicated to my Best Friend Cyndi. Six Silent Tears... Last night before went to bed Thoughts of you filled my head Though I have not cried this way in many years Onto my pillow fell six silent tears The first was for your smile that I miss And your tender lips I long to kiss The second was for your angel face And thoughts of your loving embrace The third came as no suprise As I thought of your beautiful eyes The fourth came rolling Instead of my pillow, it should have been you I was holding The fifth came for one reason alone I felt my love for you wasn't fully shown I really love and miss you my dear And there just fell the sixth silent tear. And the seventh tear, Im keeping in my heart for you.
To All My Friends Who Showed The Love...
I really appreciate the gifts and b-day wishes from you all. It definitely made my day. One year older, one year wiser...yeah right. LOL I love you all and will never forget the love. Thanks again. :)
Special Morning
Special morning ~Tony Martinez A morning I wont soon forget It felt good to come together Nothing was rushed Everything flowed I know my angel Some of it still scared you When that happens know I will hold you tight I will kiss you deeply You will never feel pressure from me I know you have to be sure I know you have to be ready I know I still have much to prove Still my angel Thank you I love the passion that came out of you I will always be here for you To help you in anyway I can I cant wait to see more of that passion come out of you I love you My angel
Sex Appeal... Lol
You Are 67% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Do Me A Favor
The fourteenth is flag day. Flag day is set aside as a day to honor the flag of our nation. I went to a flag day celebration this weekend and I was appauled. Allow me to preface the next thought with these things about my mother. My mother never taught me to cook. My mother never taught me to wash clothes. So for the majority of my early adulthood I ate hamburgers that were crunchy on the outside and raw on the inside and wore bleach spotted clothing. My mother also looked at me one Saturday morning and informed me that she never wanted children, my father had, and she obliged to keep him and he left anyway. But you know, my mother taught me that the flag is never to touch the ground. She also taught me that the flag is raised at sunrise and lowered at sunset, otherwise it must be illuminated. When a flag is faded, worn, or outlived it's usefullness it is to be taken down and destroyed. The flag is never to be worn in any fashion other than as a patch on a uniform. When said patch is w
Kissing Purity
Your Kissing Purity Score: 51% Pure For you, kissing isn't a casual thing Lip to lip action makes your heart sing Kissing Purity Test
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Wtf Is Wrong With Men?????
Why is it that when a guy starts talking to you (a woman), you tell him that you are involved with someone or whatever........WHY OH WHY do they automatically want and try to get you into bed?????? What is wrong with these guys???? I just don't get it!!!!!!!
Today's Quote Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -Oscar Wilde
Bad Day...
so today has been a pretty bad one and i guess i just need to put some words down to try and get my head together... i have a neice who is 35 and is pregnant for the first time..she ended up in the hospital two nights ago..lost her mucous plug and went into labor...she is only 25 weeks so she is just going into her third trimester. anyway the took her by ambulance to a hospital about an hour away where they found she was dialated to 3cm. so they gave her meds to stop the labor and told her she would be there in the hospital for the next 10 weeks with nothing but bed rest...she cant even get up to go to the bathroom. well today her water broke and she has been in labor for several hours now dialated to 6 around 5pm yesterday last i heard. she said the baby weighs 2 pounds and since she is 25 weeks they are doing everything to try to save the baby. but the baby is in distress and last i heard they were searching for a heartbeat. wow talk about not knowing what to do...i hate seeing mich
Is Your Love Style Passionate Or Compassionate?
You Are 78% Passionate, 22% Compassionate You are very passionate, especially when it comes to love. In fact, it's sometimes difficult for you to tell between love and lust. You jump in head first, and figure things out later... usually when it's all over! Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?
i just got me a new tattoo on my lower back its HOT!!!!^_^ and i got my belly done today too!!!!^_^
All For Love
My First My Last My Everything
Endless Love
You Gotta Believe In Magick
Take me too you're heart, show me where we can start, in a strange world, two hearts join together, that's how people fined each other, you have too believe in magick, it's there in are heart's, that's how we fall in love, a gift from high above, the dreams we have, and the wishes we make, let us begin, hopefully it will never end, in a world of strangers, you gotta believe in magick!!! BY Nocturnal_Goth
Fuckable Quize
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Finally Its Fucking Enough!!!!
A time comes in your life when you finally get it... When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head screams ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. Your sobs begin to subside and you begin to look at the world through new eyes. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change... or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that you are neither Prince Charming or Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings or beginnings and that any guarantee of "Happily Ever After" must begin with you... and in the process acceptance is born. You realize that you are not perfect and that not everyone will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what you are... and that is ok. They are entitled to their own views and opinions. And you learn the importance of loving and being proud of
Things Will Happen In Your Life That You Can't Stop. That's No Reason To Shut Out The World.
i've gone the opposite direction in amazing myself lately. i'm nearly becoming someone i've always hated, but in a good way. i only hated those people because i was jealous. i mean.. me? jealous? never! its just nuts to me but no matter how bad things seem to get, i still love everything. a few months ago, i still wished i was dead. sure, on occasion i miss my dramatic friendships that ended so suddenly . but i also see that whatever i may have done or said to cause all of it hasn't been mentioned or forgiven, so maybe they weren't really worth it after all. i tried, and i was pushed further, thank you. i did run into some old friends recently that i had been really shitty to and cut out of my life with no warning, but when we sat down to talk, everything was fine. and i was told that they were not good friends to have. hmm.. either way, i've finally been able to let go of the past. not all, but most. i've realized that time is a major part of who i am now. i'm al
Justin Tyme My Nephew
Personalized Glitter Graphics
I feel so old sometimes in todays world of technology and convenience. I was brought up in a household where if we had guests we did not take phone calls other then to say~ "We have guests at the moment, I will call you back". We were taught that interacting face to face with people was important. They have given us their time and it should be appreciated and enjoyed to the fullest. I dont answer the phone when I have a guest in my home. I dont keep a cell phone because I find them intrusive and it strikes me offensive to be out with a friend or date and they take a call (and talk lengthy). Dont we ever get to spend time getting to know the person that is in our presence. I still smile when a man (any man) opens the door for me. I don't expect it, but it brings a smile to my face. It gives me comfort when someone takes my hand and we sit in silence. There is no uncomfortable silences for me. Anyway, I am rambling. But it seems that the way we use technology today
Please Come
hold me in your arms. closely. kiss my neck softly. i lick my lips to taste your sweetness, crave to taste you freshly. now. yesterday. tomorrow. last week. every day since. until. you are with me. i could make you happy. and for me, you already do. except. you are not here. why? please come save me from my misery please remove the reality of your absence.
Lets Jam ... Crank It Up!!!!
Towards You
i stumble you halt we sidestep not dancing yet. i move backwards towards you you move sideways towards me. lonely skies trusting eyes we speak in silence.
Time Limits
Time limits I knew from the beginning that it was extremely unlikely that this would last. I had even started thinking about the best ways in which to end it. I know we are not right for each other. So why do I feel so heartbroken? I think I know. I thought I had finally found someone who loved me. It didn't matter that I was unsure about our compatibility - he seemed to want to be with me even though he also knew it would be difficult to make it last. Tonight I found out otherwise. We finally got around to talking about what happens at the end of July. He said he doesn't think he can handle the long distance thing and that we should probably end it the day I leave. I, however, said that I'd be willing to attempt a long distance relationship if he also wanted to try. He doesn't even wan to try. If we meet at all in August, it will be as just friends. I asked him what he thought going into the relationship. He said his goal was to make it last more than a month (which is how long hi
What I Love About You
What I Love About You I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.
Beach Blanket Bingo
Sunshine Lollipops And Rainbows
This Is Me
I and I i am a girl i get easily stuck in my head i am deep i like to be ahead i stand up for myself i've put my heart on the shelf i spin around in circles, while singing out loud i voice my opinion i can endure a large crowd i respect every opinion i learn something new every day i try to give rather than be given i embrace every breath i will listen to what you have to say i always do my very best i am never with prejudice i enjoy simple things everyday i wont let you hold me down, i will quickly push you out of my way i have goals i have set i have the will to live i am on my own personal mission i wont remember your name i will not look at you with hopes of something to gain i refuse to be abused i will hold you in my arms i can learn from you i can teach you something new i respect the earth i wear shoes of bare feet i have an artist within my soul i am not better yo
My Boyfriend's Back
Wrestling Gone Mad
Holy shit!! Did anyone else catch the WWE Draft?? Ya know, the one where they screwed Chris Benoit even more by sticking him on ECW and then "Blew Up" Vince McMAhon? Now, I was all kindsa pissed at WWE for shafting The Undertaker outta his title (2 months of some of the best matches of his career against Batista, then they give it to EDGE??? WTFFFFFFF????) and then they send a world class talent like Benoit to rot on ECW, which Ive tried to like, but its like TNA without the stupid ring, then they actually do something even more stupid by killing of Vince. I mean, the guy was genius, and I was loving his turning mental, the guy is possibly the best heel in the business. Now who are we supposed to hate? Shane? Carlito? Mizz? (actually, Im wayyyyyy ahead of you all on that one) Or will WWE become even more like the funny books, and we shall see Vince come back from the dead? Hell, the Undertakers done it what, 3 times?? Anyhoo, I shall be glued to Smackdown and Raw, and I gue
June 13, 2007
Well It's Another Day On The Open Road. Sittin In Georgia Waiting On Dispatch. Bright Blue Skies. My Kids Are With Me Enjoying The Ride. My Four Year Old Baby Girl Isn't Used To Going To Work With Dad. My Ten Year Old Boy Thinks We Should Have Left Her With Their Mom. Don't Know How They'll Hold Up. Mom Wants Me To Keep Them With Me Till She Gets Place Me Her Own. We'll Have To Wait And See I Guess. By The Way Ladies Any Of Ya'll Like Truckin And Want To Hit The Open Road Hit Me Up We'll Get To Know Each Other And See What Happens.
The other day I was watching a movie and there was a line that caught my attention, it goes like this, "Life is simple, You make choices and have no regrets!" Thinking on this subject I find it is easier said than done, We all have regrets of some type or other. Most are trivial but some are life changing. For me life has been a roller coaster of events. In thse events in some cases I have regrets for not doing or taking the risk or chances to do what may have been the right thing to do at the time. Luckily I have been somewhat blessed with good health for the most part. Yeah I have the aches and pains from years of agused on my body from doing the things I love, such as the years I rode motocross, and travelled cross country on motorcycles, then there are the pains from pushing myself to the limits when backpacking or some other foolish enceavor where upon exhaustion I sould have been in serious trouble. We all have regrets in our past on our love life in some way or another,
Woman Of My Dreams! (again)
Still got nothing for you.
Equa Adonvdo
Equa Adonvdo watsi deli aya nigohilvi. Golanv watsi deli aya nigohilvi!
Off Work Today
i have no plans and i'm bored. anyone know of something going on today or wanna do something??? Of My Favorites.
Artist: Salt N Pepa Album: Very Necessary Title: Sexy Noises Sexy Noises turn me on you know Talk to me and you can't go wrong I love the sound of your voice when you make love to me And you caress my lips with your tongue Love it when you whisper down me ears (ooh baby) Love it when you breathin' down me face (ooh baby) Love it when you rub down me spine (ooh baby) Love it when we drink white wine (ooh baby) Sexy noises (talk to me) really turn me on (tell it to me baby) Sexy noises (talk to me) really do turn me on (tell it to me baby) Sexy noises (talk to me) really turn me on (tell it to me baby) Sexy noises (talk to me) really do turn me on (tell it to me baby) Now tell me, baby How many hints must I make before you get the picture That I like it when you talk to me Don't shy away, say it to my face, talk sweet to me Go up and down and go round and do all that But don't forget that Im sisster with a thing for the sound So make a sexy noise when you're
Enlightened Perspective
ENLIGHTENED PERSPECTIVE If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis! They're written by Andy Rooney , a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy....... I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, eve
Thoughts For Today 6-13-07
Let's see...Well first of all, I am loving working. Yes I spend about 8 hours a day pulling weeds or moving large boxes (some weighing as much as 50+ lbs) and yes I am getting the sun burn from hell but over all it makes me feel like I am accomplishing something. That and can't complain about $8 an hour either. Things have been slightly less hectic around here as summer has finally come. The babies will be spending alot of it with Jeff while the girls are simply gone until long after sun down so there's an air of tranquility to be heavily appreciated. I'll finally be getting my first check next week!! Buying me a new MP3 player since mine is no longer capable of working for more than 15 mins at time. Debating getting myself a DS. I've been getting alot of new clothing (some very very expensive brands and other not so expensive) but still considering more. Alot of these clothes I've had since high school (out of need, not want) and mom insists its time for new ones...I cant argue
The Loss Of A Life Time Friend.
On tuesday morning just after 1am my first Kiss, my first best friend died in a one car, car crash. He had finally gotten his life back in order stopped doing drugs, was dating a girl who had a level head on her shoulders. Was finally taking life seriously. I unfortunatly had not spoken to Mike in years, as we entered Highschool, he became popular and I did not. So we drifted apart, when ever we would run into each other we would always talk and laugh, and have a good time. I can't feel this yet, trying hard to allow myself to really swallow it whole, and feel it, but I can't. I hurt for his family, his parents are some of the best people in the world. His brother and sister are up there in awesome status too. So why at such a young age do we allow ourselves to drink and drive, or what ever the circumstances were, why are we so stupid at such a young age? I've seen death, I've looked him in the eye and said not yet. I've lived for others, and now I am living for myself. I wi
Please Pray And Help All You Can For Little Johnny Hes 2 Yrs Old And Has Cancer And Needs Our Help.
Dealin With An Ex!! Hellpp
I write this cause it seems it needs to get out and read by him since he isn't listenin to a damn word I say or what everyone else is tryin to tell him! How many damn times is it gonna take for you to understand that I moved on and am with Darrell now?! We are NO LONGER TOGETHER, I don't have to always stay in contact with you 24/7 that you were used to. Am not sure if ur gettin a rise out of the constant fights we have about YOU and YOU ONLY, but its not gonna work as far as us breakin up. Darrell and I have this love that will NEVER die and we are NOT letting ANYONE OR ANYTHING get in the way of our relationship unless deemed necessary! All we asked was for you to back off and stop the constant calls, texting, limit the times you come over as u used to and the spendin the nights. Yes we are Ex's for a reason, and you know them MANY reasons I don't need to state on here. All we ask is for you to respect our wishes, its not hard to do that! Yes we are still great friends and parents to
What To Do?
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? If you do not know, see the answer below. > > > >../ > > >../ > > > >../ > > > > >../ > > > >../ > > > > > >../ > > > > > >../ > > > > >Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round
Irland?france At War
Subject: Fw: Ireland declares war on France! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Jacques Chirac, the French President, is sitting in his >>office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily >>accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County >>Mayo, Ireland. I am ringing you to inform you that we are >>officially declaring war on you and your country." >> >> >> >> "Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important >>news! How big is your army?" >> >> >> >> "Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, >>"there is myself, me Cousin Sean, me next-door neighbor Seamus, and >>the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!" >> >> >> >> Chirac paused, "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have >>100,000 men in my army, waiting to move on my command." >> >> >> >> "Begoora!" says Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back." >> >> >> >> Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls a
Unbelievable.....just When You Think You Seen And Heard It All!
I have a Grandbaby on the way. And I can't even imagine what I would do if someone did that to my Grandchild (well that's not true, but can't get into what I would do on here, lol). I'd like to invite Canadian Stoner to come on down to Palm Bay and show him what a bunch of Good Ol' Boys who LOVE their children what they would do to him.......HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!! Why don't you go back to MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my response back to waht he said on a shout to someone about something they had posted about Kaleb. 2007-6-13 5:52:15 Thought I would Stop by to see who would be so heartless as to make a comment of "SO WHAT" about a helpless baby who was damn near shaken to death. But guess you are so ugly you can't even show your face. You must of Burnt up a lot of Brain cells in your time cause you are one DUMB, HEARTLESS Son of a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is his response back to me. I dont care I dont wanna care so take your fucking sorry ass and fuck off Thanks!
Danny N
We weren't very close when i lived in MN..but the past year we recconected and i only talked to him not too long ago. Ya know when you see people that pass on the news, and their family talks about how special a person their loved one was and how good they were. Sometimes i just want someone to be like..*well the guy was an asshole* lol ya can't say that here. I get that now. Wish I would have had more time with ya buddy...miss the shots via text msgs lol and i wish we could have gotten that drink this summer and caught up. I miss you man love you and I know i'll see you again. If anyone who knows anything can keep me in the loop i'd be much obliged...and if anyone needs matter now big or small..don't hesitate. much love
The Native_rebels Family
~Native_Rebels Family~ Two of my wonderful friends started a new family for CT! This family is very relaxed! We understand LIFE HAPPENs! These are the rules we do have though. *WE DO NOT COMMENT BOMB, UNLESS WE ARE **ASKED AND YOU HAVE HELPED US IN THE PAST. *No Recommended Amount of Bombing Photos * Have to add ~Native_Rebels~ to your name *You do not need to be on CT 24/7! We understand you have a LIFE outside of this bar! * Make Bulletins Subject: "ATTEN NATIVE_REBELS:" * If you post blogs. Please have a blog group title ~Native_Rebels~ So we know where to go for your information. * You need to attend our LOUNGE meetings when we post the meetings. This is just to benefit for you if you have any concerns in regard of your family. This doesn't mean you have to disconnect from your other lounges. By all means, we ENCOURAGE you to stay connected with your friends! This only
It's You!
Your breath on my skin The warmth of your touch It's the sound of your voice I love so much Wrapped in your arms Each night in our bed It's how you close your eyes When I rub your head It's when you touch my body It's the taste of your kiss And when we're apart It's you that I miss It's just the way you love me It's everything you do It's the love of my life It's my heart...IT'S YOU! 05-11-2007 anita s.
Joke Of The Day
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was married. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her husband.... so she called him and explained the situation. Her husband says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the husband is still waiting for his wife's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the husband calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's e
Not Sure If This Is True But Funny
Divorce, custody, and Pepsi Cola A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" Don't laugh, he won!
Spicy Chicken Over Angel Hair Pasta
Hot cherry peppers give this fast and easy pasta dish its heat. Ingredients: • 4 (or more) hot cherry peppers, seeds removed • Olive oil (to coat pan) • 2-4 cloves garlic, per taste • 1 medium onion • 1 bell pepper • A few mushrooms • 1 1/2 lbs boneless chicken breasts, cut into bite size pieces • 1 14 1/2 oz can chopped tomatoes • 1 lb angel hair pasta • Parmesan cheese Method: Cut hot peppers into strips or small pieces. Cut onion, and bell peppers into bite size chunks. Heat olive oil in large saute pan, over medium to high heat, then add hot peppers, onion & bell peppers. Saute for 2 minutes. Add chicken, and saute for 3 or 4 minutes. Add chopped garlic and mushrooms, saute for 1 more minute. Add tomatoes, reduce to medium, simmer while large pot of water heats for pasta. Cook angel hair according to package, drain, spoon chicken mixture over pasta, sprinkle with parmesan. Notes: Watch out, the cherry peppers make this a spicy dish. They will also cause you to
No Great Distance
Reach out in the darkness and I'll be there, Waiting for your touch Your lips on mine, so I dream Warm, gently demanding more Powerful hands exploring my body My passion rising beneath them Kissing your mouth, your neck, your chest, Slowly finding your pleasures You bring me up, hold me so close, so hard Loving the heat of our bodies Timeless, Don't wake me until we rise together Consummate this love in perfect rhythm--so I dream, Reach out in the light I'll be there, my friend, always
It's Official
Well, it's official Dale Earnhardt Jr is going to Hendrick Motorsports in 2008. It's a five year deal, no car number or sponsorship has been finalized yet. Not sure I like it, but I'll deal. It's not about the organization... it's about the driver! I'm a Dale Jr fan, and always will be!
Something I Can Never Have
I still recall the taste of my tears. Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears. My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore. Scraping through my head till I dont want to sleep anymore. Come on tell me. Make this all go away. You make this all go away. Im down to just one thing. And Im starting to scare myself. Make this all go away. You make this all go way. I just want something. I just want something I can never have You always were the one to show me how Back then I couldnt do the things that I can do now. This is slowly take me apart. Grey would be the color if I had a heart. I just want something I can never have. In this place it seems like such a same. Though it all looks different now, I know its still the same Everywhere I look youre all I see. Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be. Come on tell me. Make this all go away. You make this all go away. Im down to just one thing. And Im starting to scare myself. Make this
So Much To Think About
I need a vacation and a life makeover....why does everything have to be so messed up...I just want to be happy not involved in crap that I shouldnt have to lose anymore sleep than I already know what I mean....anyways thats it for now..I will vent out more later I'm sure
By Paul Burns
"I cannot approach that fat sticky roach It's not there anymore, it fell on the floor! Where did it go? Fat Sticky Roach-ah!??? There it is! Now it is seen... there on the floor the fat sticky green! Oh Lord! Where has it been? Fat Sticky Roach...Fat Sticky Roach... Fat Sticky Roach... YEAH! OK, I grabbed it, got it in my hand... can't even believe I'm gonna light it again! But here I go, taking a toke... got an eye hit off of that fat sticky smoke! But yet you should know that I tried not to choke... Fat Sticky Roach... Fat Sticky Roach... Fat Sticky Roach... cough cough cough...ehhh!" I love my friend "Tall Paul" Burns... we have known eachother for 10 years, and he is such my stoner friend! We were sitting in the Cactus Moon last night, and after he returned from the "safety meeting" outside, he shared these words with me, which I transferred to a few napkins that were in my reach. I don't think he believed I would blog this, but here it is for all to see. ENJOY!
Okay well...I'm having problems and i don't know when i'll be on here....So pleasejust keep with me and wait it out for me...I'm sorry i haven't been on much...thanks for the wait
Shaken Baby
From: ♥RAQUEL♥ Date: Jun 13, 2007 11:26 AM ..will you??? Kindly repost - Never ever let the ones left behind and the survivors think we forget about them and their families... a> BABY ALEX... Please NEVER ...EVER ... SHAKE A BABY .. Add to My Profile | More Videos In case you are wondering about the piece of crap MONSTER who did this to Alex, clicking on this text will bring you to punkass loser's MySpace page (I refuse to have the face of evil on my page). He is a pathetic excuse for a human being who shook a poor defenseless baby and caused him and his family unrelenting pain and horror... Please let him know how you feel about what he did to Alex... I sure as hell did!!! (Payback is a bitch "Manuel"... you will see that when you get put in prison... the MEN in there can't wait to meet *boys* like you who hurt children!!! Rot in hell, you sick sadistic f*ck!!!
So, as of right now, I'm so fed up with having kids around all the time, I don't wanna have kids. I love these girls, don't get me wrong, but it's a pain in the ass to have them. They eat non stop and they whine too damn much. Then they get into shit they shouldn't at call me mean cuz I tell them to get outta it...They just like to make me the mean guy cuz I'm home with them all day. I don't like the idea of having to strap them into the car EVERYWHERE you go and then take them out EVERYWHERE you go...strap them back in when you get done...sometimes it's not even worth it, but I wouldn't leave them in the car for someone to steal. I am so stressed out right now I can't even stand myself. I'm a bit crabby and I have stayed in my room most of the day because I don't like to yell at them and with as frustrated as I am today, that's exactly what happens. Here's another thing...can a woman take a piss w/o two kids standing right there going "Make sure you wipe Auntie, make
What the fuck is up with gas prices. This shit is realy pissing me off. To fill up my car its $30.00 when it used to be just $20.00. WTF is going on????
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Blast The Babe
Lookin 4 a Sugar Daddy's away , so Miss Priss wants to play.......
My Wish For You.. My Friends .. My Family
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting. I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye. Sweetest Hugs Miss Chanel
Sex Education
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
Cumbia Dance Performance
Thank God For People
thank god for people that have big hearts. i have had a very kind person help me and i thank him with all my heart
Change Management
Just a bit more of the discussion. Thought you might find it of interest. The best summation of what is happening today comes from a passage in Robert A. Heinlein’s Logic of Empire in the anthology The Past Through Tomorrow. It is part of a discussion on how societies decline into slave-wage economies if not slavery itself. This is essentially what has occurred in the past and is what is occurring today. Moreover it pollutes the validity of the advantages of Globalization. However, it is not by deliberate design, unless you take the words of Mr. Bill Gates before congress as propaganda for an illegitimate agenda; it is by accident. This does seem to be the case with Gates’ remarks when viewed in the whole picture. “… In any expanding free-enterprise economy,” Heinlein wrote,” which does not have a money system designed to fit its requirements the use of mother-country capital to develop the colony inevitably results in subsistence-level wages at home and salve labor in the colon
The World's Worst Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 3. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 10. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 11. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." 12. Nice shoes. Wanna
Leave Kazy A Comment Contest (read For Details)
Hey Friends, Family, Fans! Leave Kazy a ocmment this week (Ending 6/20)and be entered to win a signed Kazy 'Undeniable Pieces' CD Since Cherrytap is kinda weird and the comments don't all show up...Leave me a comment on my default picture! You guys all rock! - Kazy
1st Official "my Dirty Little Secrets" Pimpout
Thanks to all my friend that came by and joined my "Dirty little Secrets" fan club! As promised, i'll be pimping them out randomly each week! Each and everyone of these people mean something to me in one way or another. Please check them out, rate, fan and add them! 1st off this guy isn't my dirty little secret, but my CT hubby and he's wonderful! omalleysgold.... I'm CT - Married to IRISH SWEETHEART..... She ROCKS !!!!@ CherryTAP Now on to my "DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS" SyLLiKoN *No purchase necessary, void where prohibited* *IRISH SWEETHEART's Dirty Little Secret*@ CherryTAP STEELFAN 70~~~Sign my guestbook or leave a voice mail and I'll get ya back~~@ CherryTAP ~YourVerySweet'N'SexyCanuck~@ CherryTAP Playtoy69 "Corona's Sextoy" ( I'LL BE HOME ON THURSDAY )@ CherryTAP Babydoll0215 "CT MAFIA" & DIRTY SOUTH CREW" RATE AND FAN ME"@ CherryTAP ♫♫DJ WarChylde♫♫ Seductive Pleasures *Founder* ♫Fallen Angels♫*@ CherryTAP Bo
For Our Troops!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the h
50 Odd Things About Me
50 odd things about Jersey 1. Who's your #1? Death 2. What is your favorite possession? hmm.. have to say my chenile v. secret robe.. couldn't sleep with out it. 3. Do you own a gun? Several 4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say? Hmm.. I have more than a few choice words coming to mind.. But I would have to say.. Fuck off. 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Nope 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Lips and Ass 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Baby its cold outside 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Iced coffee and lots of it 9. Can you do push ups? YES 10. Is your bathroom clean? YES 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my diamond journey necklace i dont' take it off 12. Do you take painkillers? when needed.. 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I bat my pretty green yes.. and show some cleavage.. lol 14. Do you have A.D.D.? [Attention De
From This Song I Stole My Nickname :-)
Okay let's put up some pics of family members and then specify on the folder "No you cant view". Yeah, thats about the dumbest Fu**ing idea I have ever heard of LOL
Bad Day
Dumb Day! It's frickin horrible! I'm so sick of everything... I need to vent... I spend all day with a 4 year old and a 1 year old. I have no life. I have no job. I have no money. I crave adult conversation. I wish guys would notice me and not my body. My electricity got shut off today. It's back on now... I'm going to have the movie Flushed Away memorized by the weekend. I'm tired. I'm hungry. I'm lazy. I'm lonely. I miss Wisconsin. I feel useless. I feel worthless. I feel unwanted. I wish I could be happy with what I have. I'm picky. I'm hurting. I don't know what to do with myself anymore. I'm always unhappy. I'm not looking forward to summer vacation. I wish I had a car. My washing machine broke. I'm bored...
*77~it Could Save Your Life
Information below about calling *77 on a cell phone. A MUST KNOW, *77 I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. *Lauren's parents have always told them never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten mi
Thoughts Of Tomorrow
Trying with silent grace to look at the world Even as the "big picture" is glanced upon One realizes there is so much evil in the world A sickening pain strikes the heart Does mankind really stand a chance Is there enough good in the world The time will come when few shall stand against many Blood shall flow and many shall die Who shall be left to sort through the ashes Even though no one really wins wars Who shall be the victor Look upon the faces of innocent Fear for what is in store for them
Today's Funeral...
(copy/paste from facebook, part one will actually be posted next) In the conclusion to my two-part series, you'll follow me through today's funeral. OK, when you're having a funeral at a funeral home, the family is supposed to arrive 45 minutes-1 hour early. Uhhh....didn't quite happen. We made it about 9:20am for a 10am funeral. As I was sitting there, people came by, hugging my grandma and others of the family. That was hard to watch. The funeral started about 10am. I was on the far left side of the first aisle. Before it began, I was approached by the preacher who was officiating the funeral and they confirmed with me I'd say a few words. After that, it was bam, bam, bam rapid fire. First the preacher came up and welcomed us. Then someone came up and sang "Amazing Grace". The obituary was read and then it was my turn. I got up there, said a couple words, then I read this poem which my friend DJ Mystery wrote. It's not titled, but I guess I should call it "Ode to Grandpa":
I screamed and cried and I cursed the Gods for this Fate, For giving me a pain and hate that nothing can sedate. Yet gentle hands lift my head Their love and compassion fill me and my hate grows dead. Their silent voices radiate deep in my soul. They know her sacrifice took its toll. They too, feel the pain deep inside. They were weeping with me the day she died. They tell of her journey to the Pagan Land, And of how with faith and love, she made her stand. With a warrior's heart, she won the final fight. They expressed their pride to have witnessed such a sight. My little girl stood strong and proud, Her weaknesses and sickness no longer her shroud. Long ago to these Gods I pledged my life, An oath sealed on the blade of my knife. The Gods did what no Mother ever could, And allowed her to sleep in peace as a baby should. So into their care I have placed my child, My sweet girl, my baby-so tame and yet wild. With the Gods she now runs and plays. Although, here
get it? "blah-g" it's a joke dammit. lol today is moving really slow. I mean really slow, I could swear it has been 12:24 for an hour now. it's hot, but I am a cheap bastard and refuse to turn on my A/C for a mere 10 or 15 degrees cooler. I would rather suffer, lol the excitement of the day was a bit of Jerry-style drama outside my window, I only caught the end of it, but it was funny. I don't see why people always have to be so angry. maybe it's just the heat, but people lately seem rude. and then when you are polite back, they feel you are patronizing them. I just feel people should be nice. The golden rule and all that stuff. so yesterday we dyed lil sis' hair blue. sort of, we tried but it just wouldn't take to her hair. but we have a theory and she is determined to have the blue, so we will help her in her endeavor as we can. I guess that's it for now, I am sure my boredom of today will inspire more rambling later as always.
I'm Home...or Am I?
-Full Version: Well, since I've been home, I haven't really had the time to write until now. My plane touched down in STL at 11:03 pm Saturday night...19 minutes early. As soon as we were on the ground, I called my best friend, who was supposed to come pick me up at the airport...only to find out that she hadn't even left her house yet because she couldn't find her car keys. To make a long story short [as if I ever do that], I was stuck at the airport until 8 am the next morning when her boyfriend got off work and came to pick me up. I'm just thankful that Anheuser Busch is only about 20 minutes from the airport. I could have taken a cab to a hotel, but I'd lost my I.D. while I was in I couldn't have gotten a room. After a lovely trip where the only thing that went wrong was the loss of my I.D., my old luck had returned threefold. Let me just say now that an airport is no place to spend the night. It's big and boring and full of security people...and the oc
Hmmm.....moving Along Slowly.
She shook the memory from her and spat in the dirt, as if it left a bad taste in her mouth. Tom looked at her, but said nothing. They stood outside the diner for a moment, silence crowding them. She bummed a smoke from a man passing by, and held it between her lips, sucking on the filter for a moment before lighting it. Flame seemed to appear from thin air, and graced the active end of the Marlboro. He watched her with great interest, not wanting to interrupt the moment of her quiet grace. It was she who spoke first. "God, it's been ages since I've had one of these. He never liked me to smoke. Said it was unbecoming of a woman." She took a long drag, holding in the smoky wisps of air for as long as she could stand. "Who are you talking about?" he ventured slowly. "The one I was traveling with before you picked me up. Long story." She looked away, concentrating on the smoke so she wouldn't have to answer any more questions. She learned how to be evasive from him.
No Ozzfest For Me, I Blew It.
Well..It seems that I missed the deadline for the free ozzfest tickets for the concerts closest to me. I've never been to a real concert before. Sure, I've been to Mayfest and the like..but those aren't concerts..those are small gigs that maybe a couple thousand go to at most, and that's not all in one day. I wanna experience not being able to hear my friend talking to me over all the cheering and yelling and carrying on. I wana experience getting drunk and screaming at the band for more music. I wanna catch the pic of an awesome, well-known guitar player, or have Ozzy look me in the eye, even for a split second. I want to know what it's like to be ina REAL mosh pit. not one of those stupid little wannabe mosh pits where there are, like, 5 people pushing and shoving one another. Tiny cramped rooms full of noise and people too disinterested in the music and more into socializing are not my thing. I wanna experience the sensation of my teeth chattering in my head from th
2 Free Game Passes To Clubpogo For 5 Days!
I'm bored and as I was sitting here trying to keep my eyes open, I remembered that I have 2 free game passes for CLUBPOGO for 5 days. If your interested send me a private message with your email address and I will send the link to ya there. I don't think that it will work for this email though. Make sure ya send your aol, yahoo or msn. Thanks! Tracy
Oklahoma Is Borning
ok first things first...if u have sent me a private message..its gonna be a while before i can access it..the net service i have runs really slow... alot of places with free wi fi have blocked cherry tap and kproxy is one slow ass server.... on to new business.....ummm well its been a rough few weeks...well fuck its been a rough year and a half.. im finding myself alone and miserable right now but thanks to the friends that i have on my messanger im finding that there is another option, a better option, one that is leading me away from the temptation of hell and all its destruction..i guess u could say i was started to self distruct when i realized there is more to life than drama and guys...i need to focus on making my self whole and complete....i dont need the depression that i thought was plaging me for so long...its not fair to my friends to see me suffering and im tryin my damnist ta make sure that i dont get sucked into the hole...i sound all smart and all it must be the blo
Mental Detritus
Spring CleaningWhat Things would you like to sweep away? As you might have guessed based on what happened to my sister-in-law I'd like to sweep away RACISM, Bigotry, and cowardice! Other things on my list would include: "Son" being used every 3 words by so many people. Any day I expect to see 2 87 year woman calling each other "Son." "Too many reality TV shows" "Artists" too lazy to use "original" samples, but recycling samples from songs that were hits just a few years ago. Pants worn around the knees, nothing is cute about that! The current administration!!!!!! People being traeted as less that human because of who they love. Women being treated like they are "dirty" or "slutty" because they are in command of their sexuality!!!! What do you want to see swept away? What would you like to Sweep Away? G.W Bush? Racism? Sexism? Bigotry based on gender/sexuality roles? Simon Cowell?
Forgive Me
Please forgive me For I wasn't strong enough Please forgive me As I stand upon bended knee Please forgive me As I wipe away the last tear Please forgive me I not the hope left Please forgive me I am broken Please forgive me I have lost the pieces Please forgive me
I heart sandwiches. Now how many of you feel dumber for having read this blog!?!?!
Sammi Chemo Tody
Samantha had chemo this morning, and there's another lymph node that has become cancerous. they talked about removing the nodes, but i decided against it. we've changed the chemo that she's on to see if it will work better and are still calling it month by month. she's not in pain or discomfort and i hate to put her through another surgery. add to that the fact that she's 17 and i just couldn't rationalize it. the Vet said that even if i didn't do another thing that I've done the best for her that any cat could ever ask, and lots more than a lot of pet owners would have done. i figure, since i was planning on at least 2 more rounds of chemo, that would be the logical route.
Just Gotta Love The Irish
One day, three friends went to this "A Dublin Strip Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a €10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the €10 and put it on her butt. Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a €50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the €50, and puts it on her other cheek. Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.
Top Ten Reasons Why It's Good To Be Irish
10 ) No one expects too much from us. 9 ) We can be grumpy bastards and people put it down to "that feisty Irish temprement" 8 ) Every bar tender is your friend 7 ) It's lonely at the top.... ipso facto .... Irish people are never lonely 6 ) You will never be asked to cook aTraditional Meal from back home(Ref the Irish menu below) 5 ) Our Telephone book indexes are so simple, everyones name begins with "O". 4 ) We sound exactly the same sober as we do drunk. (This is still only theoretical since no one has ever found a sober Irish man) 3 ) We've got the luck of the Irish.... ( this was bestowed on us by God as an apology for our limited inteligence, our less than stunning looks, and, most of all, for the neigbours that he gave us.) 2 ) When we emmigrate from Ireland to the U.S., we increase the IQ of both countries. 1 ) We're not English.
Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman
1. You can enjoy a beer any day of the month. 2. You can have two (or more) different beers the same night (or even at the same time) and no one will complain. 3. You can finish with a beer in as much or as little time as you like. You can even stop halfway through without having to apologize. 4. Compared to a woman, beer actually tastes good. 5. (Best of all) A beer will never come at you will a fillet knife after you've done with it and are sleeping it off.
Power Radio Returns !!
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Top 10 Things For A Bloke Waking Up With A Moowie
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. 1. Finally find that damned G spot!
Brighter Than Sunshine
One Woman Can Satisfy 12 Men!
Can you believe this One woman CAN satisfy 12 men, at ONE Time! GOT YOU!!!!!
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
I Knew A Blonde That Was So Stupid That.......
* she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. *she tried to drown a fish. *she thought a quarterback was a refund. *she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. *she tripped over a cordless phone. *she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. *she studied for a blood test. *she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. *when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. *when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
Oh Happy Day's
Jock cyclist arrives in a small town on the outskirts of Glasgow with just one hotel in site, he books in for the night and asks the hotel manager: "are there any tarts in the area I´m dying for a shag?""No" said the hotel manager "all we´ve got is Rolf!"the Jock looked taken aback and said "nah, your alright i think I´ll leave it then!"That evening he was lying in his bed but was getting more and more desperate for a shag. Eventually he couldn't control himself anymore and went down to see the hotel manager."You know what, i think you could give Rolf a ring after all tell him he can come over. How much does he cost actually?" asked Jock.The hotel manager answered " hmm, it cost € 80.00!"Jock replied "okay and how does it work, I give Rolf the € 80.00 and then I can have a shag?"The hotel manager: "no, not quite, the mayor gets € 40.00, he´s not too happy about it so that keeps him sweet"."hmm" said Jock, "then Rolf gets €40.00, fine with me "The hotel manager: "no, not quite. I get €
Watch Out Peeps
If you love something set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it dosen't come back then it was never yours to begin with. But..................... If it just sits in your living room,messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and dosen't appear to realise that you had set it free, Then............................... you either married it or gave birth to it.
So i ate these cheese and peanut butter cracker things and now my stomach is making wierd twisty designs. I don't actually feel ill just like my stomach is doing so really complicated acrobatics for its own personal amusement. . ..Its an odd sort of sensation and one with which I am not familiar. Also on a more tragic note. . .I smoked my last cigarrette about an hour ago and I'm really starting to want one. The worst part is I have no money for another pack. . . Grrr i should really stop bumming out cigarrettes to everyone and their uncle
One Thing I Can Not Stand Is
So...nine months out of the year...I really kinda hate my job...not every day, but close enough...the three months of summer that we have, however, kinda make up for it. I have like no students to deal with....I don't have to be concerned about drinking at the bar during lunch at all...I don't have a ton of work to's just like good times. Whoo Hoo!!! I spend my days just kinda hanging out for the most part. I mean, I have work to's just very, very makes me YaY. Friday during the day I have a retreat kinda thing for work...Friday night...I'm going to see Roger Waters. Woot Woot!!! I am extremely excited!! After the retreat, I'm dying parts of my hair blue. Whoo Hoo! Very excited. Yes, I am. I just got off the phone with my dad...and I get to see him...and my mom very soon...I am quite happy about that. I had to warn my dad about the blue hair...hahaha...he's less than thrilled, but happy to have the warning. I get to NY on the 21st
Thought For The Day
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Oh Dear .......wife's Home Early !!
The wife comes Home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful,disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, Iwant a divorce!"The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened""Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed! And very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since
Kids Are Quick - True Stories
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: Why are you late Frank?FRANK: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The one that says, "School ahead. Go slow." TEACHER: John, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?" GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect. GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it. TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water? RYAN: H I J K L M N O TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O. TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago. HUNTER: Me ! TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty? ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACH
Supposed relaxing summer break? I think not. I hate it when my sister is away with friends and such since I'm the only one left to help with mom since on weekdays dads at work. I haven't had much chance to relax, I've been running from place to place helping mom with things. Somebody just put me out of my misery lol.
Think Before You Speak
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back, my husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter as
Hi everyone sorry i havent wrote lately i've been busy, i'm taking off here in a few to play in a dart tourny, it's every Wednesday at 7:00 hope to be back later
You Better Believe It !!!!
The Idiot Report Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming
Lipstick In School -- Priceless!!
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mi
Ahhh Full Of Racism
this mumm: entitled ENGLISH i got deemed unamerican by user panda Panda@ CherryTAP because i was speaking spanish... this user also marked a mumm nsfw because it was written in spanish this is in the later mumm ENGLISH this user has been saying derogatory terms about anyone who speaks english even if he meant it towards those that live in the US but i ask you where does it state in the constitution or in any of the laws that English is our national language... on top of that as i said this is a global website not every person speaks english and i would not be offended or troubled if i had to go to a translator website to understand what they had said because this is a global community. even though he has the right to his opinion i feel that ignorance of this level should be gone and taken off of the website and if i get kicked off for this i hope that you have fun. Porque sino entonces te mando por el carajo cabron gusano hij
The Man Who Knows His Math
He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger. " Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these.
Pumkin Gooey Butter Cake
This is to die for ....made a huge hit!! Pumpkin Gooey Butter Cakes Recipe courtesy Paula Deen Show: Paula's Home Cooking Episode: Southern Thanksgiving Cake: 1 (18 1/4-ounce) package yellow cake mix 1 egg 8 tablespoons butter, melted Filling: 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened 1 (15-ounce) can pumpkin 3 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla 8 tablespoons butter, melted 1 (16-ounce) box powdered sugar 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon nutmeg Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Combine the cake mix, egg, and butter and mix well with an electric mixer. Pat the mixture into the bottom of a lightly greased 13 by 9-inch baking pan. To make the filling: In a large bowl, beat the cream cheese and pumpkin until smooth. Add the eggs, vanilla, and butter, and beat together. Next, add the powdered sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, and mix well. Spread pumpkin mixture over cake batter and bake for 40 to 50 minutes. Make sure not to overbake as the center
I Found This Very Interesting.
I'm sure 2007 will be better than LIFE IN THE 1500'S The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just now you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s: These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the custom today, of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water.. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only p
Its not the twinkle in your eye, your beautiful face, or jawdroppin bod. Its who you are that makes me love you, want you, for my own. I close my eyes and think what was said or not said, did or not done. I hope I didn't loose my chance to be the one.
Kill Me....
What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do? What if I fell to the floor Couldn't tear this anymore What would you do, do, do? Come, break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life. What would you do? You say you wanted more What are you waiting for I'm not running from you Come, break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now: this is who I really am inside Finally found myself Fighting for a chance I know now, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM Come, break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you, you, you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you Come, break me down Break me down Break me down What if I wanted to break...? (You say you wanted more, what are you waiting for? I'm not ru
Kaleb...our Hearts Are With You
Most know by now of the baby Kaleb situation. The child with the shaken baby syndrome. I am posting this in tribute to him and for our prayers for this baby's recovery! Please if you are holding this little angel's fight for life in your here... lets hope this baby beats all odds!!!
Candylicious Takes It Off copy and paste and join my group ill c u there. come join me boys and girls lets have some fun and watch me take it off in class. My site is coming soon. So pull up a chair and enjoy the show.
Love SurveyLet's jump right in...Have you ever *really* been in love?:i can say i have yes If yes, how many times?:1 truly all the others were time fillers haha Are you in love now?: its nto love yet,but i do like someone*Splash* whoops, deeper than i thought...Do you think you ever stop loving someone once you start?:it depends what happened to make u break up but i do think love is an everlasting feeling What does love feel like?:omg i can admit i love the feeling haha it makes u feel so alive! Is it different with different people?:no love is love. What is you favorite memory about someone you've loved?:long conversations and having so much in common Swimming upwards...What song do you associate with love (happy)?:new slang-the shins What song do you associate with love (sad)?:its been awhile-staind Has anyone ever done anything really romantic for you?:oh yes,i can say that has happened to me What is your dream person like?:not perfect,can make me laugh,loves his family,loves me fo
Yea Im In A Romance Mood Tonight
Let me be the first to tell you that this stuff has some strange effects on your memory sometimes. Several times I have spoken to or texted people after taking it and have no recollection of it at all, or a vague one at best. So, if you use Ambien, DO NOT take it until the moment you go to bed or these amnesia effects may occur to you. Somehow, one of my pillows ended up in the living room. Even if I had thrown it through the doorway, unless it pulled a mid-air turn, there is no way it could have landed where it did. There a couple of times recently where I went to leave for work and both the deadbolts on my door were unlocked. This happened two nights in a row. Coincidence? I don't know. It seems unlikely that I would forget to lock my door two evenings in a row. I just hope I didn't wake up in my sleep, go walk around outside or whatever and then come back into bed with no memory of it happening.
Slow but steady treading carefully upon the narrowing path Pushing forward as the thorns begin to draw blood It is a same how no one remembers what happened here The sweet smell of the black roses is intoxicating Finally through the maze of vines Gazing upon the great stones and alter Time to begin Candle set Insence set Book open Stars above From behind the alter steps a man cloaked in black His blackened wings fade between the folds He has come but for what He lights the candles and insence Cast the circle Awaken the guardians Climb forth the stairs through the gates of hell Taking back all once lost Returning to accept fate Knowing the task all too well
Life In General
Beginning today I will no longer worry about yesterday. It is in the past and the past will never change Only I can change by choosing to do so. Beginning today I will no longer worry about tomorrow. Tomorrow will always be there, waiting for me to make the most of it. But I cannot make the most of tomorrow without first making the most of today. Beginning today I will look in the mirror and I will see a person worthy of my respect and admiration. This capable person looking back at me is someone I enjoy spending time with and someone I would like to get to know better. Beginning today I will cherish each moment of my life. I value this gift bestowed upon me in this world and I will unselfishly share this gift with others. I will use this gift to enhance the lives of others. Beginning today I will take a moment to step off the beaten path and to revel in the mysteries I encounter. I will face challenges with courage and determination. I will overcome what barriers there may
The Truth About Pussy
Types of Pussy LAZY PUSSY - This is when there is no movement on the woman’s part >except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand. THE WENDY"S WINDOW PUSSY - This is the girl you pick up around 12:30a.m when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don’t have to beep the horn or call her from the car because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that >she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she evens gets into the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood. THE CONQUERED PUSSY - This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you get your chance and you ple
The Truth About Dick
THE TALK ABOUT GOOD DICK!!! TOLERABLE DICK- This is funny dick. He eats major pussy. He eats it so good, your knees feel a little weak. It was good enough to make you shed a tear. Then he puts his dick in, for you to realize that you cannot really feel it!! His stroke is irregular and non-rhythmic. You work with it by riding out on it as if you were in a Wild Wild West Movie. You hold your pelvic real tight and try to visualize the last big dick you had to get your mind off this less than filling dick. Its funny because in the man’s mind he’ll say, that we just have big pussy`s from having too much sex and that is why we cannot feel him. Only for them to forget that the pussy is a muscle that accommodates the size of the penis. If she has had children already it will only shrink so much. INTERNET DICK- Well, how would we define this type of dick? You see, online they talk a damn good game. You meet and you fuck. The catch is you had an orgasm online, over the phone and a fake or
Why I Keep Practicing
A girl can't be all work and no play, now! ;) (And I sooooo need that outfit! haha)
Ashes Of Eden
ASHES OF EDEN ARE PLAYING THIS FRIDAY NITE OCTOBER 5TH AT SOUTHPORTS BAR AND GRILL..SPARTANBURG, SC IF U HAVE MISSED THERE SHOW BEFORE...NOW IS THE TIME TO COME OUT...FOR A KICK ASS SHOW NO COVER CHARGE....CHEAP DRINKS...AWESOME SHOW IF U NEED MORE INFORMATION...OR DIRECTIONS...PLS LET ME KNOW BELOW IS THE URL FOR THEIR MYSPACE PAGE: MySpace URL: UPCOMING SHOWS: 10/05/2007 09:00 PM - Southport Food & Spirits 629 Southport Rd, Spartanburg, South Carolina 29306 - Free 10/24/2007 06:30 PM - The Sylvia Theater York , SC, York, South Carolina - $8.00/$10.00 Big Time entertainment showcase See a band member for advance tickets for $8.00
Just got notified my first MUMM has been deleted by CT...mkay. Admitted it was sexual...but have seen much more NSFW stuff on of MUMM was "lick it or suck it" if you saw it....let me know if you think this is right.....will take your opinion over theirs nyday.....g
Ashes Of Eden
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: BILLY Date: Aug 10, 2007 8:35 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Kim/ P1 Rum DrinkerDate: Aug 9, 2007 6:24 PMCLICK ON THE PIC....AND IT WILL TAKE U TO THEIR MYSPACE PAGE...I HOPE THAT I WILL SEE ALL MY FRIENDS..ESP..THE P1's THERE...LET ME KNOWTHIS BAND TOTALLY KICKS ASSAlright folks heres the deal, our last show at Southports went off like a BOMB!Everyone that turned out was great and we thank you for coming. Now we need everyones help to PACK that place full again. We would like for EVERYONE that came out last time to cum again(hehehe) and this time bring a friend or three! Lets make this show better than before. We will do our part by bringing the rock, do yours by coming out and drinking a beer with us...
What type of Fae are you?
Barstool Enticer
I want to be Inside you Just to experience The feeling I am fearless As to what side effects May occur Be it the earth Exploding Or feeling it Slow down I know it could change Everything We could See differently If I was allowed To go down Who knows how life Would be I wish I possessed The knowledge To completely Explain You will soon Understand Everything It is in the pulse At the end Of my vein
Walk A Little Plainer Daddy
Walk a little plainer , Daddy Said my little child so frail, I'm following in your footsteps And I don't want to fail. Sometimes your steps are very plain, Sometimes they are hard to see. So walk a little plainer Daddy, For you are leading me. I know that once you walked this way Many years ago, And what you did along the way I'd really like to know. For sometimes when I am tempted I don't know what to do. So walk a little plainer, Daddy, For I must follow you. Someday when I'm grown up You are like I want to be. Then I will have a little child Who will want to follow me. And I would want to lead them right And help them to be true. So walk a littl plainer, Daddy, For I must follow you. -Author Unknown
Vibrator Care
Vibrator care instructions OK - I bought a new toy to play with someone with . This one is really cool as it is radio controlled and has a range of about 10 feet I guess. This is an estimate as I have no idea whether inserted will have a similar range. The controller looks like a small Cell phone. The vibe is a bullet vibe. But that is not what i am writing about.  Did you Ever read the instructions for a vibrator???? 1) Take Care while Using the Vibrator for the first time. Vibration can be INTENSE.     a) Isn't that why you got and use it? 2) Keep your vibrator clean and dry. Store in a non damp environment     a) doesn't that pretty much negate the environment to be used in? 3) Always remove the batteries before cleaning a after using to keep in optimum condition     a) Does any one really do this and what is the OPTIMUM Condition for a vibrator 4) Moisture can damage the product and react with the batteries. Keep away from Moisture.      a) Where is this used
Lil Johnny
HOW A 7 YR OLD EXPLAINS SEX Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because
Mental Blocks
I'm thinking of poems And lyrics to write. I stay up with coffee All thru the night. I search for the words Just to make it rhyme. And I often wonder Am I wasting my time? I'm sitting at the window Staring at the rocks. All I can find Are these damn mental blocks. I hope it comes together Once around the bend. I believe it has Cause, I've reached my end. - Anthony G. Yarde
What Do Guys Like About You?
Guys Like That You're Fun You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you What Do Guys Like About You?
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Beer Contains Female Hormones Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) argued over nothing. 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.
What Kind Of Kisser Are You??
table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2> You're an Passionate Kisser For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
AbOuT Me: The Best Myspace QuizBasics::Name::Taisha Amber Victoria Rudoski Birthdate::jan 3rd Year In School::ok what? Hair Color::brown/blonde Eye Color::green Favorite music genre::acoustic Favorites::Gum::spearmint Place to be::my room Sport::hockey TV::trailer park boys Movie::house of 1000 corpses City::regina Thing to do::draw,play bass Female artist::courtney love Male artist::jack white Group::led zeppelin Song::wasted time-skid row Music Video::samantha fox-only wanna be with you Type of weather::rainy Emotion::happy Girl's Name::zoe Guy's Name::heinrich Thing to do on a Friday night::movie night Scent::almond Store::vintage vinyl Food::spaghetti Old School Artist::beethoven Color::pink Class (If ur still in school)::n/a Sound::cat purring
The Diffrence One Letter Can Make!
Monastery Life A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and
My Dark Encounter
it was a pretty unusual night.nothing that I was started to rain,and on top of the rain,it was a bit stormy.lightening and wind.I was just getting out of the shower and decided to lay my naked body upon my sheets.and a light brezze was blowing through the open window in my bedroom. I finally fell asleep and as I was sleeping my body was about to be taken.taken in a very seductive way.very sexual and intense. I laid in bed and this figure appeared,he was dressed very masculine and sexy. he had fangs that were very long and sexy.long jet black straight hair.I just felt the warmth on my body from his presence.I felt light touches on my body trailing from my lips all the way down to my inner thighs.I felt deep kisses on my skin and I felt myself let out a soft moan.I allowed myself to be taken. I felt my body lift into the air and it was firmly pressed against the wall above my bed.the figure came up to me and began sucking an bitng on my neck,he began sucking on my t
Jane Fonda is a traitor!! She really IS a traitor A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do Not remember, and didn't have to bear the Burden that our fathers, mothers and older Brothers and sisters had to bear. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the "100 Women of the Century." BY BARBRA WALTERS Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still Countless others have never known how Ms. Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country, But specific men who served and sacrificed During Vietnam . The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll, a River Rat. In 1968, the former Commandant of the USAF Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo Prison The "Hanoi Hilton." Dragged from a stinking cesspit of a cell, Cleaned, fed, and dressed in clean PJ's, he was Ordered to describe for a visiting American "Peace Activist" the "lenient and humane Trea
Miracles Happen
So, after this time has passed, I’ve decided to let you all know what our story is. I know many of you have seen where I’ve posted. Klaus’ health this, that, he can’t do this his stress won’t allow that, I figured I let you know his story. He is probably the hardest working and most gentle soul I’ve ever met. In 1998 he became very ill four days after his 40th birthday. So much in fact, he called me to bring him to the hospital. Now he is the man who won’t be seen by any doctor. He missed one day of work since he was 14 and that was the toilet blues. He couldn’t breathe. My biggest fears came to light. He had a bronchoscope done to find out why he was having difficulty breathing. No answer to be found. Meanwhile he is getting more ill as time goes by. His lung x-ray’s showed his lung shrinking. The doctor’s scratched their heads. A week and a half after he was admitted he ended up intubated. He was induced into a coma so they could let a machine breathe for him. They searched and figu
Ocean's Deadliest
Ocean's deadliest Humans .. article -->Homo sapiens Most conservationists have concluded — astonishingly to the general population — that humans are the ocean's deadliest creatures. Our oceans, once viewed as too abundant to be depleted, are now facing dangers of extinction of many species because of human behavior. Overfishing has led scientists to believe that the population of just about all seafood will collapse by 2048. Great white sharks are now considered endangered due to an increase of popularity in their teeth, jaws and fins. Trash, particularly plastics, harms a variety of marine life by wrapping around the fins or flippers of fish, causing drowning, amputation or infection. Most importantly the coral reef, the organism that the entire ocean ecosystem is dependent upon, is being destroyed exponentially by pollution and global warming. Scientists predict that by 2030 almost 95 percent of the coral in the Great Barrier Reef — the world's largest
Want To Know More About Me...this Is Pretty Close Lol
"76" THE YEAR OF THE FIRE DRAGON The Dragon is omnipotent. She is flamboyant, attractive and full of vitality and strength. In China, the Dragon is the sign of the Emperor of China or the male element Yang. The Dragon is the symbol of power and wealth. It would be right to say that people born in the year of the dragon have a natural charisma and are certainly gifted with power and luck. It is unlikely for them to escape unnoticed from a party or to take second place in a competition. The dragon person has an active mind and shows an unfeigned interest in the world around him/her. This person is also self-confident enough to know how to create a necessary impression. Because they are larger than life themselves, dragon people like to do everything on a grand scale. They are egotistical and ambitious, almost to the point of megalomania, and will stop at nothing to get what they want. A person born in this year wears the crown of destiny, and is capable of great achievements
In Progress
Sorrow fills my veins, and I suffer from it flowing, like spiteful shards of ice cutting. Intent on making me realize that I deserve this pain, I find no relief. Expressions of sympathy and unasked for advice surrounds me, but offers no warmth to melt this sharp sting. So I run away…… ..
Goodnight Peeps!
Custom Comments and More @ † Dark Angel Designz † I have under 6500 to go to level! If anyone can help please leave me a message and I will return the favor! Much Love to all of you!~Heather
The Long And Winding Road
Work Me Lord
To Spam Or Not To Spam..
Ya know, I was on the other night, and after being on there for a few hours,I posted a bulliton about adding some people here at, and after just a few hours, my account was suspended.. after 2 days of trying to get in touch with someone at rude, I was finally able to get some real answers.. I was told that my account was suspended due to the fact that I was Spamming.. lol... wtf... What I posted there was a simply invite to join that simple.. I only sent it to a few people, more like maybe 15 at most, and then the shit hits the fan.. lol.... After talking to thier Support people, my account was finally opened, but however.. just after a few hours of it being opened, I started to get a few emails about, from someone else there.. WFT.... this is NOT cool.. I emailed that person, and advised them that they may want to reconsider doing what they did, after all.... My account was suspended over what I did. And they basicall
What's Love?
So... I am the kind of girl that tends to wear her heart on her sleeve. I fall in love very easily. I trust very easily, as I feel that everyone is honest and has no reason to lie to me. When I love, I love with all that I am and all that I have. I will stop at nothing to make sure that the man I love has everything he needs and wants in life. I am true to him and him only. I do my best to be a one man woman. I am proud of the fact that I am just that. I have fallen in love. It is scary and all together wonderful. I feel like I never want to be with anyone else but this man. He makes me feel like I am the most beautiful woman on the planet. He is real and good. Simply amazing. I can't wait to hear his voice every single day. I smile at the very thought of him. I hate hearing disappointment in his voice or thinking that there is nothing I can do to make his bad day better. I trust him. I know that he has the potential to break me into a million little pieces, but I feel that even if
Rebel_knights Rules
We are known as the Rebel_Knights.. we are a close net family of friends. We stick behind all our friends and family 1000%. We are a DRAMA FREE FAMILY! Here are the RULES.. If you think you would like to join after reading and you can agree to them.. You may contact meself or Purple. One thing is.. WE DO NOT COMMENT BOMB, UNLESS WE ARE ASKED AND YOU HAVE HELPED US IN THE PAST. We don't ask for a amount to be reached by you.. you do what you think is fair to that person you are helping. We Do realize that you all have a life outside Cherry Tap and We do not expect you to stay on here 24/7. We do ask that you wear the name and wear it with pride. You can be part of other Lounges. But you have to have our lounge on your home page. I have made the lounge (I am looking for someone to help me with the graphics and all so if you know someone that could help out or you can help Please let me know. I am NOW looking for people to help keep this lounge running smoothly. All Rebel
I relise with my name being what it is people are only goin got think that all I focus on is sex. Not true. My family means alot to me. I just found out that my Great Grandma had a stroke and will be spending the rest of her life in a nursing home. So if ya'll would not mind having a good thought for her. That her last leg in this trip we all call life is full of good times and sweet memories I sure would apperciate it. To all those with smilar or worse happening you are in my heart. Thanks!
My Drink Is Different Than Yours!
Some people think of drinking as going to a bar, sitting down and having an ice cold beer, or even a stiff drink of hard liquor. But I have found a drink that far exceeds that of any kind of liquor. If you do not understand what I saying, please stay with me, and I will explain it, as I go along. First I want to say that in 1982, I became a born again Christian and I love the Lord Jesus Christ with all of my heart. It was on a Friday evening and I was invited to a Evangelistic meeting in a small town that I lived next to. I knew a few people there. The evangelist spoke on witnessing and sang some songs. Then about half way through the evening, the evangelist asked if there was anyone would would like to ask Jesus Christ into their hearts. I responded and asked Jesus Christ into my life, to serve Him for the rest of my life. Before the night was up, one more request came forth. The evangelist asked if anyone needed prayer for healing. In response, I asked prayer for headaches
Why Don't We Do It In The Road!!!
Best Mom With Child On Ct Contest!
Best Mom With Child On CT Contest! I Need Mom pics with there kid or kids! 1st Mom is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Mom is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Mom is....... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/14 thur 6/20 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP
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Asshole Men And Their Trophies!
A Friend Should Have Your Back
What is a friend? A friend is someone you can trust. A friend is someone who is there even when your family is not. A friend is someone to share things with. A friend is someone to laugh with. A friend is someone to cry with. A friend is there to lend a hand. A friend is someone you can count on no matter what. A friend has your back in a bad situation. A friend will tell you things straight...whether it's what you wanted to hear or not. A friend would tell you if they couldn't help ya out even if they were afraid it would hurt your feelings. A friend is someone who keeps your secrets safe. A friend is someone you would do all af the above things for. I thought I had friends like that but it turns out they had my back,they were just waiting to turn the knife.
Very Happy
I have found someone very special in my life...I'm very happy at the moment and I'm so happy I found her..this goes out to Sadie..Thank you for coming into my mean so much to me, more then you know...I get closer and closer and feel more and more everyday we are together..I'm so glad we found each other...well everyone take care I'll catch ya later Terry
4th Life
JEANNIE: Picture, if you will, an uninhabited island in the South Pacific. Amidst the palm trees and lush greenery, tropical birds sing out a tune of Polynesian charm. Nothing could detract from this beauty. Nothing, that is, but the coughing and sputtering of a man making his way from the depths of the ocean to the safety of the shore. A crash landing in the Pacific. Astronaut, Tony Nelson. Lost and alone... An SOS. Palm fronds, driftwood and seaweed are his only chance for rescue. As he struggles to untangle himself from the kelp threatening to commandeer his arm, Tony notices a glimmer in the sand. He steps toward the glimmer. What is that? He digs in the sand around his find and retrieves -- A bottle? A very ornate bottle, at that. He smiles as visions of Aladdin and His Magic Lamp dance in his head. What I wouldn't do for three wishes, now. Oh, well. The "S" needs work. Tony places the bottle in a strategic spot and is remarkably overcome with a sense of fearlessness, as i
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at
Welcome The Clan Lupin The Watchdogs Of The L.d.c.
Welcome to Clan Lupin this blog is dedicated to the Wolfen Watchdogs of Lestat's Dark Covenant. For many years the Wolfen or werewolves have guarded the family with there lives, now it is once more time to make our clan strong as this wonderful family needs our kind once more, we are the watchdogs and personal body guard¡¯s to the family, members that are dedicated to the family and everything it stands for, WolfiePuP Alpha Of the Clan & Bound Wolf Second and Protector of Clan Lupin. We are now able to except applications for the clan from outside the family look at rule 9 for more details thank you ^_^ To join one must be loyal to the Clan & the family and faithful to the point that you Could turn away from friends, now I don't say this lightly as if it where some game! The Wolfen must be Watchdogs to the family and as such we are honor bound to the family if you think you have what it takes to be a Wolfen of Clan Lupin then go to either elders: WolfiePuP or Bound Wolf whose
Not A Thing
if it bucks ride it
Hoist The Colours From Pirates Of The Caribean At World's Ends
Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the Colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die. The king and his men stole the queen from her bed and bound her in her Bones. The seas be ours and by the powers where we will well roam. Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the Colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never say we die. Some men have died and some are alive and others sail on the sea – with the keys to the cage... and the Devil to pay we lay to Fiddler's Green! The bell has been raised from it's watery grave... Do you hear it's sepulchral tone? We are a call to all, pay head the squall and turn your sail toward home! Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the Colors high... Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never say we die.
Bax......needs Your Votes!!!! Please!!! =)
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bAx ...needs your VOTE!!! Date: Jun 13, 2007 7:25 PM make me miss june! COME ONNN I MADE IT TO 3rd cause of you guys!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dark Dancefloor
Saturday night. I wanted to drink, I wanted to dance, and I wanted to play. As I approached the wide double doors to the club, I knew eyes were on me. And why shouldn’t they have been looking at me? I was dressed for attention. My black leather boots covered my toes, sitting on a three inch heal, and curled up my legs strait to my knees. My black leather skirt only reached mid thy, giving onlookers a wonderful view of my fishnet stockings before they slipped beneath my boots. I had chosen to wear my red and black corset, partially because of my love of red, and partially because I knew it was sexy, and I wanted that power. My black spiked choker was firmly in place around my neck, my bangles at my wrists, and my lips were painted a dark, ruby red. My eye lids were dark, my eyes shinning beneath. The closer I got to the club, the louder the music got, and the quicker my heart raced. I felt it in my blood, the pound of the beat, the sweet call of release. I pass
It Is Time ....
to let you go.
A.o.m. Hit List!
A.O.M. Squad Members Contest as follows...... 1st Member is...... 2nd Member is...... 3rd Member is...... 4th Member is....... 5th Member is...... Here are the members in contest ! I want everyone to help each other out ! If i missed anyone plz send me ur link to ur contest! Thanks Maria
To Those Ive Hurt, And A Warning To The Rest
in my past, i was a horrible creature, and to this day, i still retain i am, i want to apologize to those in the past that i have put through hell, i apologize from the bottom of my heart to those who i have wronged and still stuck by me, my life is a horrible place to live in and it gets harder and harder each and everyday......i just wish that in the future, those that i will realize in the future before i wrong any more people........i learn from the mistakes a make and cry for everything wrong in my those in the past that have been hurt by me, and those who to this day continue the punishment just to see that im okay, i want to also tell you that what i have told you is a lie, the doctors first told me that i have dsythimia (major depression) and then eventually they said that i am bi-polar, last week, i found that that was only half truw, i have dsythima, but i also have a illness that makes it hard to function in any kind of relationship, its know as borderline pers
Hello All!!!!!!
Well thing's are going fine right now and I think i'm getting over being mad at my hubby for the past few days since the last blog i wrote . Now we are having to move our home ( trailer home) as they are putting up our lot rent from $275.00 to $375.00 and to set that all off i don't even have a damn lot i have to share it with the person next to me and he is saying that the yard is all his . Now why should i pay all that money for a lot that i don't have. Well me being the bitch that i am i went off and told everyone of them off . I told them right out that until the shit get's taken care of i will not be paying my lot rent and i will put it into an account until then. So now what would u all do about something like that? I hope that none of u take offence of how i just speak my mind but that's just the way i am . If anyone feels offended please tell me . Well i guess i'm going to end for now and i hope that everyone has a wonderful weekend if i'm not online to tell you all that. hug's
Dale Is Leaving
IN SOME WAYS I DONT GET IT. HE HAD THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO GOTO RICHARD CHILDRESS AND MAYBE DRIVE THE NUMBER 3 BUDWIESER CAR AND HE CHOSE THE ENEMY. I UNDERSTAND HE WANTS TO WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS AND THAT HMS IS A GREAT PLACE TO GO. HE NOW HAS TO WAIT 5 YEARS BEFORE HE CAN LEAVE AGAIN.. WATCHING HIM BE A TEAM MATE OF JEFF AND PUSSY JIMMY WILL MAKE ME SICK. WHAT WOOD DALE SENIOR THINK. WOULD HE HAVE LET HIM DO THAT. HELL NO.. NASCAR TO ME WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.... ---------------------------------------------------- The day that Dale Earnhardt Jr. fans never thought possible arrived Wednesday. That's right, Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson haters, Junior went over to the other side: Hendrick Motorsports. After all the years Junior Nation has spent casting verbal and oftentimes profane aspersions on the drivers of the No. 24 and 48 – not to mention all the beer cans and other trash that have littered race tracks each time the duo crossed the finish line ahead of their heartthrob in
Drunk Dailing And Text
The Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking them to bend you over something. Especially call your lover, they will get a kick out of you and your new found kinkyness. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is all right... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had
teddy sent me this i had to share it will you all its so funny FEMALE "COMEBACKS" Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? Here are some great comebacks! ----------------- Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Wom
More New Pics
I have new pics up in a whole new album so please stop by rate and commit and ty to all who have so far :-) ~Danielle~
Problems With Texans
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of robes. "There's barbecue sauce and picante sauce everywhere, especially all over their T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots, and chasing the sheep; they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. "They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean, and their boots are marking and scratching up the halls of wisdom. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are running around with just one wing; they refuse to walk and insist on bringing their horses with them." The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, "Hello --- hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm ba
History Pepeats Itself ,even In The Ct
In the summer of 1977, Jones and most of the 1000 members of the Peoples Temple moved to Guyana from San Francisco after an investigation into the church for tax evasion had begun. Jones named the closed settlement Jonestown after himself. His intention was to create an agricultural utopia in the jungle, free from racism and based on socialist principles. People who had left the organization prior to its move to Guyana told the authorities of brutal beatings, murders and of a mass suicide plan, but were not believed. In spite of the tax evasion allegations, Jones was still widely respected for setting up a racially mixed church which helped the disadvantaged. Around 70% of the inhabitants of Jonestown were black and impoverished. The religious scholar Mary McCormick Maaga argued that Jones' authority waned after he moved to the isolated commune, because there he was not needed anymore for recruitment and he could not hide his drug addiction from rank and file members.[2] Consequentl
Update On Kaleb!!!
FROM KRISTYS BLOG- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 Busy GREAT DAY! I am so sorry if I have frightened any of you. We have had a Busy day here at the hospital... Busy but GREAT!!! Kaleb has been awake almost all day!! That is why it has taken me so long to do this blog. I got to help give him a bath today. Bath time was my favorite time with him at home. It was our bonding time. And here is the greatest part of this blog: I GOT TO HEAR KALEB CRY!!! Not like a Loud, long cry, but def. a short cry. Oh how I miss his little voice... My dad and I almost fell over when we heard it!! This has topped today for me. We got good news about the internal bleeding, it is nothing serious. They seem to think that it's from the feeding tube irratating his stomcah. AMEN! Thank god that it is nothing too serious. He is moving so much and has had his eyes opened for so long now. I gave him a kiss and he made a noise for me and lifted his hand and it landed on my chest. I almost l
Wake Up!!!
Ya know, I tend to sit back and think about things, maybe more often then I should... But, after spending some time with m'love talking about this, it kinda came to mind to become more detail oriented in thought about it. So, while I roam my mind in search of the "next big blog entry" try to look beyond what will seem like a rant and just bear with me...someone may need my 2 cents worth! In the Land of Relationships, there is nothing truer than the age-old adage that hindsight is 20/20. We invest enormous amounts of energy trying to figure out how fucked up the "other" person was. We are driven to look at what was wrong with the other person because it is a way of being self-protective, as in, "If I know what is wrong with him/her I won’t ever be with someone like that again. Oddly enough, relationships just don’t work like that. Knowing what was wrong with your former partner will not fix it so that you don’t get screwed over again. There is only one way to avoid that and it is by
Blondie Gets Drunk!
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde woman behind the wheel, and there was a strong smell of liquor on her breath. He said, "I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol." She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones." She turned red, and replied, "You mean it shows that, too?"
Your Riddle For The Dayý
A Riddle For You: What gets longer when pulled? Fits between the boobs? Inserts neatly in a hole? And works best when jerked? Scroll down to find the answer...... A SEAT BELT you pervert!!! BUCKLE up and pass it on!
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A Feeling Like That
I guess time doesnt fade somethings and youre left with what might have been the memories wont find their grave and you recall them again and again i guess the wishes you made and the dreams that you held just dont seem to come true without the one you shared them with the one who believed in you i guess in the end what felt so right is what you wish you could take back cuz love is nothing you can replace nothing can beat a feeling like that.
The Insperation
I..... actually..... shed..... TEARS tonight. What is wrong with me?! I'm a Ninja, DAMNIT!...Ninja's aren't supposed to show emotion or remorse. I'm failing miserably.
Flag Day
Today is June 14, which is flag day in the U.S It will fly proudly outside my teepee. How about yours? I posted this in a Mumm, come on over and put your vote in. ( link to the mumm in on my webpage on the top rightside)
How We Met
My fiance and I met in a bar. LOL He was suppose to be a one night stand...but that never happened. I kept watching this hot guy walk around the bar. He was doing laps! It was funny. It happened to be Karaoke night and he was doing his song and my friends decided to leave. So, I gave my number to his friend to give to him. Before I could even get away from the bar, he was there. We started talking and before I knew just turned 21 ass said "I fear no alcohol!" Ha ha! Oh yes I do!!!! I did about 10 different shots that night. I kept giving Lon (that's his name)a hard time. I would tell him "yeah, I gave you my phone number, but you're not going to call me." We talked some more and found that we had some mutual friends. We ended up having to take one of his friends home, who also happened to live in the same town that I grew up in. We took him home and hung out for a while. Then we decided that we wanted to spend some time alone, so we went to Denny's and had s
When Is The Big Day?
Well we were going to get hitched this summer, but we've decided to put it off till May 16th, 2008. Hopefully our finances will turn for the better and we will be able to keep this date! I'm looking at invitations now! We just have to make a decision!
Exactlly 100 Years Ago The Year 1907
This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1907. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1907 : ************************************ The average life expectancy was 47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles Of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower! The average wage in 1907 was 22 cents per hour. The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME . Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! Instead, they attende
Sad 2
So here I lay in my bed sad cause I fucked up sad cause I messed up sad cause I screwed up. Had a fight with the woman that means everything to me over something stupid and she's pissed with me. Sad cause I feel so stupid sad cause this hurts so much. I know things will get better but for now it feels like the worst feeling I've ever felt. Only one thing will make it better and I don't know when or if that will happen. Sad cause I'm not sure sad cause it was my fault cas cause I fucked up big time. Baby if you read this before we talk again I love you and I'm so sorry, I hope you will forgive me cause I love you.
The Hunger...
I feel it. The familiar yearn My brain begins to burn My Guts begin to churn. The hunger... I feel that old fear My other half. My Dark Mistress drawing near Not now, not tonight. The Hunger Grows... I Feel the change. I feel the urge. The power and the rage. The need. The Change... Unbridiled power and rage. The hunt is on. The need to feed. The need to kill. I Hunt... Concrete Jungle Stretches before me. Scents, Sights, Hunger! I hear it, I smell it. Prey Stalking... On the trail. I see his face. I Hear his heart race. He knows I'm here. The Fear... Prey chokes back a scream. Prey runs, thinks its a dream My darkness smiles, fangs gleam. We Give Chase, Mistress and I Chase... Fear gives prey flight. He's fast, but we're faster The jump is quick. We hit the ground hard. Feed... Fangs pierce the fragile flesh. Blood sprays, delectable and fresh. With glee we feed. My Dark Mistress and I Hunger... His heart
In Love
I'm so in love with Chris. I can't believe I have found someone like him. I fall in love with him more and more with every breath I take. He is my skinny pale freak. And I will never stop loveing him. :-) We might be haveing a baby and we both hope we are. Friday is when I find out for sure, it seems so far away from now. I'm so scared what they might say. I have never loved someone the way I love him, he is someone I can see getting old with and having a family with. I can't wait. :-) I Love you Christopher! Okay I am done sounding all iky with the mushy shit. lol. Well bye bye
Little Triumphs
Got absolutely soaked last night walking back from a gig, and was wearing the jeans I wore to work, so woke up this morning and found all my work-appropriate trousers in the wash. I bit the bullet, and tried on a pair I couldn't fit into three months ago and.... not even tight! I got them on, and they weren't even tight! Fat Man just a little less fat today. :)
Level Up! I Will Stop By Your Profile!
Or Many...whatever
There is no escape...just a hope for in and day out...constant long will it last...i never can tell...only one way to describe own private hell. written by: me
And So It Begins.....
I wanted to role-play with her. I wanted to try so many different things with her and explore our minds and our bodies together. I felt so comfortable with her; I had no fears of that exploration. Just as much as I enjoyed making sweet slow love where she begged me for more, part of me craved role playing with the woman I loved, dominating her and controlling her sexually. We must have both wanted it that day. She came to me, dressed in a way she knew would be pleasing to my eyes. Her beautiful body wrapped in lingerie, her feet in heels for bed and an anklet around her ankle to signal to me her complete submission and willingness to explore. Our lips met and our tongues danced as our desire connected. I could almost taste the passion on her lips. Her beautiful blue eyes were full of a wicked combination of love, lust and desire. She grabbed my hand and led me back into the room and maneuvered me in front of her favorite couch. Pulling her into my arms again, I could feel her h
This is my interpretation from my view only I was looking thru my web site and I found this background. I just loved the colors they are so warm and relaxing. It reminds me of a flower opening up, but not just any flower a powerful flower. I then added a few touches, which would be best to go with these colors; the colors remind me of a mystical life. I thought I would add an angel of Bubbles, (Bubbly hello from me) …The Angel of bubbles reminds me of happiness. The star means everyone is a star in my eyes... (Until I learn other wise) The two Angels on the star are looking down upon the young ones… (Bless the Innocents) I can see a butterfly flying around with freedom The Angel dancing on my name, with the Angel of love Remember these are just my thoughts, just thinking aloud
the burgers were a success even tho we met with some misfortune when I fucked up the beans after I had already started cookin the other shit to go in the beans.. but on the other hand, the burgers were damn good on their own, without bacon cause I forgot that too (I really don't cook much) but yeah, that was prolly the best damn burger I've ever had.. and definately the best I've ever cooked. if anyone wants the recipe lemme know
Just Need To Read
Alright kids, What's cracking? Why is it that guys can't show their emotions like women? they might appear less masculine..but's so confusing when a guy is all like "i'm trying not to thing about our break up" but with a giant smile on their face? Does that make sense? DOES IT?! He's like george bush smiling about major world problems and crying about losing his damn golf game. *Sigh* and so the story's just a rant..nothing really more then that. _kiM_
good morning all my awsome friends,hope you have a wonderfull thursday i love you all..remeber to keep on smileing
Hair Color!
Okay this is the thing & it pisses me off! I have had hot pink hair for 4 years now, but Keith pointed out too me how trendy being punk is & having pink hair really is. Kinda really pisses me off! These wanna be punk bitches now don't even know the meaning of being a punk... It's not listen to what true punks calls EMO, dying your hair, getting your lip pierced & wearing torn & tattered clothing. Being punk is about being YOU! Not caring if people stare at you & when they do stare you look right back & say something smart assed! It's about standing up for what you believe in & not being a fuckin' sheep & following everyone who thinks they are cool. If you think you're cool... Then shit that's all that fuckin' matters! Being punk is listening to PUNK music... Like Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Socal D, Rancid, Sex Pistols, Bad Religion & PennyWise. Omg do you know that I haven't met a "punk" around here yet who knows who PennyWise is... WTF? & You call yourself a punk, you lil wanna be bitche
My Hear Feels Torn In Two !
My heart is torn in two I wounder where do i go from here for all i wanna see never seems to be right in front of me . I tried to close my eyes and seek the truth that this world may bring my answers never heard or spoken my the goddess lead me on the right path towards my one true and un dying love !!!!!!
Sending Miracles
Today's Quote Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. -Oprah Winfrey
Stupid Crimminals...
Good Morning…I am trying to get the validity of this story for fact and not fiction. This comes of the air waves of a radio station in Grand Rapids. Apparently a crook was caught on surveillance camera robbing women’s clothing from a Fort Worth, Texas store. The officer identified the man from a prior conviction. So the officer led a team of officers to this man’s house only to not find him home yet. But, an incriminating note was found on the kitchen table left by the crooks girl friend. The note read: Honey, mom called and her dish washing broke can you snatch a kitchen aide this time the last one you brought her she did not like…also I will be gone for a few days there is 10$ for gas in the bread box, I took ole man Andersons van, he is in the hospital and wont be home for days so he wont miss it…I am driving up to get furniture at those open houses you and I seen while we were up north last weekend. We are getting low on groceries so hit the jack-pot for us for food… Love Cind
Naxos Summer 06
I am not as smart as I like to think I am. Yesterday I decided I would kayak the Huron River here in Ann Arbor. Yes, I sunburn easy and it was 90+ and sunny. Yes I took my sunscreen. No, I did not use it… I put a sunburn pic in my photos. Ladies – it can now be your new screensaver. For those of you wanting to know where the Anaconda is, I put em over my shoulders… Remember – you are ALL part of my World Wide Harem – unfortunately only a few hundred of you know it, and slightly less are card carrying members… Want to earn a card? :)
If You _______ Me.
If you like me: Leave a comment If you wanna date me: Leave your number If you wanna marry me: Leave a "will you marry me?" comment If you think im cute: Leave a comment on one of my pics If you care about me: Leave a caring comment If you hate me: Send me a comment and tell me why REPOST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET If you _______ me. How about if you want me to shut the fuck up?? LMFAO
Peace Train
Jaqueline's Vision Statement
The Kiss
She was pregnant, he had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire. When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest. A photographer from the Charlotte , North Carolina newspaper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman. He saw her walking straight toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do. As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of her babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph. And people say animals are dumb!
No Smoking Ban
The 'f' Word
Top 10 Times in History when using the 'F' Word was appropriate 10th - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo,1566 7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein,1938 3rd - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963 The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...? "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck's going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997
Dungeon Mistress
Dungeon mistress The cold steal piercing my skin Stinging and burning from within The thoughts of you cut my heart Casting my passion to the dark Forbidden fruits to taste that’s you A lovers betrayals left me black and blue Cast upon this cage of spikes, hanging around Bleeding this night Ripping flesh from the bone Leaving me hanging here all alone An iron maiden has a bite, but it does not Compare to you tonight. By Scott baker
Orgasms happen in different degrees they can be mild as a half-hearted sneeze but sometimes an orgasm makes people twitch ans the feeling is better than scratching an itch occasionally orgasms feel really hot and a moan is released when it hits the spot some orgasms make people burst at the seams and the whole room will echo with mind-blowing screams but the pleasure that can make the whole body fizz is the multiple orgasm - rare as it is yes orgasms thrill causing shivers and shakes but the commonest kind is the one that she fakes!!
A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife. His friends ask him why he doesn't want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies... "Well, the problem is that she has Gonnorrhea" So what say the friends, flip her over. "Well, she also has diarrhoea" the guy says. "Yuck, but what about her mouth." The friends chime in. "Halitosis" the man says. "Damn, Why would you stay with her?" The friends say. "Well," the guy replies "She also has worms, and you guys know how I like to fish." *********************************************************************************** One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort
Joss Stone
Subject: What Starts With "f" And Ends With "k"?
> Subject: What starts with "F" and ends with "K"? > > > > What Starts with F and ends with K ? > > A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. > > The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" > > Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" > > Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. > > While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. > > Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. > > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > > Harry: "9." > > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" > > Harry: "36." > > And so it went wit
Quality Controller
I HATE MY JOB If you really hate your job, then follow the instructions. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
Get A Clue
Get a clue Sitting in a room thinking they’re cool Stuck up and stuffy, passing judgments on you Rolling their eyes whenever you speak Laying their contempt at your feet Talking right through you every time For their ignorance is so blind Thinking I give a shit after all these years I’m to old, I’ve done spilt my tears Keeping my head held high you can kiss my ass and rag on the new guy Too jaded for you to start, I could care less About your ego for we are miles apart Who’s dick is bigger I have no clue But she did not stick with you long I guess the joke was on you. Scott Baker
1 Week Old Goddaughter
My goddaughter is a week old she has a hole in her heart. They are saying at 3 months she will have to have a surgery to repair it. Does anyone have any information on this sort of thing??
My Inner Self
...Were you ever out in the Great Aline, when the moon was awful clear, And the icy mountains hemmed you in with a silence you most could hear; With only the howl of a timber wolf, and you camped there in the cold, A falf-dead thing in a stark, dead world, clean mad for the muck called gold; While high overhead, greeen, yellow and red, the North Lights swept in bars? -- Then you've a hunch what the music meant . . . hunger and night and the stars. And hunger not of the belly kind that's banished with bacon and beans. But the gnawing hunger of lonely men for a home and all that it means; For a fireside far from the cares that are, four walls and a roof above; But oh! so cramful of cozy joy, and crowned with a womans's love -- A woman dearer than all the world; and true as Heaven is true.... (God! how ghastly she looks through her rouge the lady that's know a
I Have A Friend Who Was Riding His Harley & A Person In A Vehicle Cut Him Off & Left Him There
Now he's fighting for his life; & I can't be there for him; he's my Best Friend, but I don't have a way up there to the Hospital!! Some of his immediate family they don't really like me or want me around & would cause a scene so I know when to stay away the pain that I feel hurts more over the fact that I can't be there for him. I can't wait to leave next yr. to go to Oklahoma, & be gone from here where there's nothing but hate, hurt, animocity, backstabbing, being deceitful, schemeing their next move to make me look like I'm the bad person. I or should I say we me & my 2 kids we don't need all of this drama in our lives, my whole life has been about drama & I'm sick of drama everyone that I've known for a long time they can all gather up together & have one another because I'm sick of it all!! My kids deserve better than what they've gotten here in MI. & I aim to make sure of that. This isn't meant for anyone here; like I said this is for all of the people that I've known for yrs
Old And Still Funny...
Sorta sums me up... :) Subject: High Urinals High Urinals A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grad
What's The Problem??
U.S. polygamist community faces rare genetic disorder By Jason Szep 2 hours, 5 minutes ago In a dusty neighborhood under sheer sandstone cliffs studded with juniper on the Arizona-Utah border, a rare genetic disorder is spreading through polygamous families on a wave of inbreeding. The twin border communities of Hildale, Utah, and Colorado City, Arizona, have the world's highest known prevalence of fumarase deficiency, an enzyme irregularity that causes severe mental retardation brought on by cousin marriage, doctors say. "Arizona has about half the world's population of known fumarase deficiency patients," said Dr. Theodore Tarby, a pediatric neurologist who has treated many of the children at Arizona clinics under contracts with the state. "It exists in a certain percentage of the broader population but once you get a tendency to inbreed you're inbreeding people who have the gene there, so you markedly increase the risk of developing the condition," he said. The
What Would You Say? Lol
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded My favorite mule, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear
Big Girls Don't Cry
How can i feel lonely when i'm surrounded by familar faces that make me lucky i have friends like them....but even though i act cheerful i don't let anyone see my loneliness inside. At night i dream of love so why can't i find love in real dreams are the olny thing that keep me from feeling too lonely. I want to feel a guys arms wrapped around me so that i know i'm safe and nothing bad will happen but if something does he'll stand by me.....i want a guys lips to be my haven.....i want to be held when i cry.....i want to laugh, i mean truly laugh with the guy i care for I don't want to be lonely
I Dont Know
well to all u men out there that give me complements thank u very much, and if i say something that u take the wrong way then im very sorry. i am not use to complements and do not know how to responde to them, so i just think that u have to be joking with me most of the time. because of the way i have been treated in the past and how i was treated growing up. i dont say these things to be mean or anything i just dont know how to respond to ur complements it is new to me and so i have a tendecy to just kind make light of them. and i want to apologize right now if i have offended anyone or if i do offend anyone. but i have only had mostly negative remarks about me in my life and that i have grown to just make a joke out of it because im sure that i am not every attractive because of the way i was told how unattractive i am since i was 14 yrs old. so i just want to apologize now. THANKS FOR ALL OF UR COMPLIMENTS AND I DO LIKE TO HEAR THEM BUT I JUST DONT BELIEVE THEM MOST OF THE TIME
Have You Missed Me?
Everything is working out and going great. Josh traded in the van for a new car. It's an orange 2005 Chevy Colbat. It's better and safer for me and the baby. It's got a ton of features to help keep us safe plus it's something I can drive too. We did go out the other day and got some hail, I was worried that the car would get dented but it didn't, I was very surpised. Yesterday we went and got some food for the house. We even went to the mall to get me some pants and Josh some knit hats for work. We came home after we got food to put it away and I signed on to Yahoo to see that an ex had left me a message, 'I miss you.', I was shocked. Why after 2 years has he decided to im me? I was shaken up and told Josh that my ex imed me. I pretty much broke down and starting crying b/c it did bring back some feelings, I'm not talking about great feelings either. I did somethings after we broke up that I'm not really proud of and I told Josh about it. He just held me and let me cry on him. Josh kep
Keep Telling Myself It's Gonna Be Ok
my ex had her baby i dont know if it is mine or someone else's ...shoot me now
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My Love Life!
my love life is so confusing right now, i am dating someone who just told me last night that he is dating someone on the side and i am not mad just confused because i want him to love just me, and he says he doesn't know where things will go between the two of them.
Flag Day [ Jun 14 ] Urrrrghhh ! It was my mistake, I admit. But the memory’s still fresh ! Lemme once get my hands on those two li’l devils, George ‘n Rachel ! Okay, I’ll tell you what happened. Last summer, my sis Becky had come over for a visit for a few days… and as usual, my darling nephew and niece had come along too. On the 4th of July, I got them a couple of flags along with a small drum ‘n bugle set, figuring they’d enjoy themselves. Unfortunately, I never realized how much ! They simply went bonkers ! ‘N both of them went parading all over the house with an ear-splitting accompaniment of drum ‘n bugle sounds… ALL DAY ! Poor me nearly went crazy (I kept hearing ‘Boom, Boom !’ in my sleep for days afterwards !) But Becky jus’ howled with laughter ‘n watched me chase her kids to no avail ! How unfair ! No sweat, I’ll get even this time ! I’ll jus’ send a couple of lively e-cards to Rachel ‘n George on Flag Day and pep them up ! Let Becky suffer the ‘Boom, Boom !’ all day long
Either You Do Or You Don't And Yes I Was Emotional On This One Smiles
Either You Do or You Don't.... for Gonzo... smiles I also agree with your theological statement, with one tiny comment. For me, Jesus's central command is: love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your mind, and all your soul, and love your neighbor as yourself. Many people become discouraged if they get caught up in the process of trying to live up to the letter of the law. This is especially true of those who are young in their faith. It's much easier for such folk to grasp the concept of love. Most people have only to reference their own experience to begin to grasp the concept. I guess all that I'm saying is that a life of discipleship is sometimes not quite as straightforward as "either you do or you don't". On the other hand. . .I'm not sure where I was really going with this. Oh well, maybe you can extricate me from the mud! Thanks for the post, though. It did get me to thinkin', as they say. To help extricate you from the mud as you asked huggs. First of all, the re
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Oh Man I Had No Idea I Was This Evil
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, jus
Just A Note
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m hey there all my ct friends and family i'm sorry i havent been on that much latley, I'm still dealing with the allergies thing at this time and alot going on in my life right now. As most of you do know I have a love in my life and with that is comeing a 12 yr that is wanting some much needed attention from me right now and I'm enjoying the time with skyler right now and I'm still watching my grandkids and the baby is trying to walk so that is taking alot of my day time up right there but I do get on to ck my mail and to say hi when I can and I miss chatting with you all .Keep showing your love my way and I will send it back your way when I'm on line!!!!!
Im Ready
The simplest solutions are usually the most obvious. So you've been avoiding the answer because there's no way it can be that easy. But what if it is? The stars say to accept this gift with open arms.
Alittle Funny :)
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The
Be As You Are
Be as you are Kenny Chesney Man, I could use a Pina Colada Little bit of sun on my skin A hammock, a book Never gonna look back Once my feet hit the sand I've had it up to here with this rat race Need a smile on my face I wanna go where I can lighten up the load Drive a little while on the wrong side of the road Get this laying low off to a flying start Play my guitar in the Caribbean sun Hang with the locals at the Quiet Mon Where you can be a tourist, a beach bum, or a star And be as you are Gettin' stuck sure would be easy In this palm tree paradise Ambition fades with every wave For the finer things in life Maybe I'll just hang around here Go home later next year I wanna stay down there where I can lighten up the load Drive a little while on the wrong side of the road Get this laying low off to a flying start Play my guitar in the Caribbean sun Hang with the locals at the Quiet Mon Where you can be a tourist, a beach bum, or a star And be as you
P & C
Perplexed and Confuzzled. --- 4 days ago, I was on the phone with a new friend. After this phone call, I couldn't believe what I felt. Well, I could - its my nature to quickly fall for someone. If I could change who I was? Eh, I might. Somedays I like what I am. Anyway, the next day comes and goes with little fan-fair ( Who ever celebrates weekdays? ) ... the day after that, she calls. My mind and everything does flips and somersaults. But then, after that call - I get puzzled. I start to wonder about being out of my league. That there is no way I could ever fit in to her world. Its nothing new, I had experiences like this in school. Always liking the girls that were not even in the same social class ... but one thing is different, this young lady talks to me. So, it leaves me puzzled. She knows my feelings already ( Thats a story to tell another time ) ... do I continue and know that I could be heartbroken yet again, or do I take the pain now, and tell her we can n
Song I Wrote When Bored
Your a ho Your a trick Your a filthy hoodrat bitch Gave me time Let me shine Left me sittin in a ditch Took some time, to rewind No more standing by my side Gettin cold Gettin black Angers showin thats a fact Here it comes There it goes Makin entry to the show Loved me once Never twice As determined by the dice Aftermath Starts a clash What should now be done Took that trip Gave my shot Never truely earned my spot Thinkin hard What to do Never know what I should do End ya life with a knife Thats a pussy thing to do Stoppin life with them drugs Is for them pussy thugs Take my chance on a spree Because mass murder makes me happy! Stick my fingers in ya eyes Diggin deep inside For my candy surprise And I Displace ya knees from ya thys Dismantel ya brain And sever ya spine We tried ya way That's why were tryin mine My ways a little messier Might get the best of ya Heavens descended now Only i'm stoppin ya And I Open the pits of hell And yo
Re: My Last Blog
I am just tring to let everyone know that i do appericate thier complements, and all but like i said before i have never received any until this last few months. and i am still trying to learn to respond to them in a positive way so bare with me and it will be as it should be. i just wanted to tell all my friends and family here on the tap that i am a very honest person and i have a tendecy to say what is on my mind and how i feel about things. So before warned that i am very opinionated person and i will speak about the way i feel and if i hurt anyones feelings i do not do that on purpose so if u ask me a question and are not sure how ill will respond just be prepared to to hear the truth as i see it for me. i respect everyones opinions and beliefs just as i do my own and i believe that everyone has the right to thier own opinion if i agree with it or not i respect each person as they should be respected and i just want to be respected in that same manor as i respect other. yes i can
My Submissive Heart~wrote By Me~
My submissive heart I gave to you And no one but you. I sit and wait for my Master, To return home each and every day. When you placed your collar around my neck You looked at me and said "Forever More". Your leather cuffs you placed around my wrists And said "Mine till the end". My Master I love you so You took me and made me whole. You said "Trust in me and I'll set you free" and, I'll make you into the woman you want to be" I submit to you freely because you love me and protect me simply said you complete me. Your whips and chains I welcome with pleasure And if I'm good you bind me too. With each strike upon my tender skin I know you give it with sheer delight. You command me to be silent and still For you say my body is your playground. Master loves me and adores me As I love and adore him. The day I met my Master was the day I found freedom in which he set me free. I will always kneel and proudly serve and obey him always forever mor
Oh My God
I have a hangover from hell >_
Hungry Nekopants.
Hungry. i think it might be lunch time. Yesterday was a nightmare from start to finish.. and finish came very late, around 3am, thanks to more plumbing issues. i want something good to happen. i also want to stop being so confused about people. And! i want a cookie.
Subject: Science - Grade: 6th
A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!" She then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated ?" Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy." Then turned to Molly and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: First, you have a
Children Know To Much
Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home I do believe.... A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also," the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this Family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouc hy aro und here.
so today i talk to a person i have known for many many years and she has choosen someone she has known for less time over me. to her everything i do is immature even though she did the same shit before she was stupid and got herself stuck with a kid wen she is only 21 and has no job. fuck that. i dont want to be judged by someone who doesnt really know me. not many people know t he real me bc i know that they would never understand and i dont wanna take the chance of getting hurt by the people who pretend they care and then backstab you and make you look like you are the wrong one. i been through this way to many times to give a shit any more. i have a group of friends know more like a family that i know i can count on so to everyone else fuck off bc i really dont need you any more. you arent worth my time or waste of breathe. karma is a bitch just remember that! one day you will see you fucked up and wen u need me i wont be there bc i have my own life to live now. even though you thin
Womenly Words
Pay Attention! This is oh so true! 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
okay, if i'm delayed later to be back home, it's because a group of people is on strike right at the main door of the bank, and they are not going to open the doors lol they are claiming to another company something we can't understand either (they scream and you don't understand a crap) anyways, lol i'll be around
Police Report
Redhead Stuff!
~ Why do redheads really like their hair color? It does the same thing for the men it does for the bulls... it fires them up! ~ Why didn't Indians scalp redheads? They knew better. ~ Why aren't most redheads flat-chested? It makes the T-shirt reading more exciting. ~ Who makes all the bras for redheads? Why, Frederick's, of course! ~ Why are redheads so proud of their hair? It's a clear indication of their feisty and "fiery" nature. ~ How can you tell a redhead is lonely? There are less than 5 men around her. ~ Why are redheads considered evil? Aren't *all* addictions considered bad for you? ~ What is the most frustrated animal in the world? A man that's taken with a redhead, but is batting "zero." ~ Why don't redheads wear training bras? There's nothing "in training" on a redhead. ~ Why did they quit selling redheads Barbie dolls? Ken kept having low self esteem issues. ~ How do redheads get the tangles out their hair? A b
Random Thoughts
Wow, it’s been a long time since I’ve written a blog… and while many of you could care less, the time has come once again to set my thoughts down in a blog. Wrestling is going well. I’m still working regularly for WVPW. The SWF is starting to run shows again after a long hiatus… and I’m glad to be working for them again. I will be working for NWA – All Star in the coming months in Virginia, so things are looking up in that regard. I may not be the hardest working ref in WV anymore, but I’m definitely keeping my hand in. Besides, at 45 years of age, I can’t do as much as I could five years ago…. And man, I hated to admit that. I’m staying active in my church, which has proven to be a real blessing to me. I do what I can to help out our pastor, and trust me… he keeps me busy. But that’s OK. I have no problem with that. There have been many rewards that have come about from my service, one of which occurred last month. I had the honor and the privilege of helping my pasto
Theodore Roosevelt On Being An American...
The year is hundred years under the picture Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907. "In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." Theodore Roosevelt 1907
Join A Relaxing Kick Back Lounge
The name is "Wolves Forever", because I have a wolf totem and respect the wolf name in many ways. Please if you would like to know more about Holistic Health and what alternative ways there are out there for healing ones Mind, Body, and Spirit than all means go to this lounge. All of my L.R.L family is welcomed of course to join, but I am opening my realm to everyone else out there as well. Join me for a nice conversation. NO PROFANITY OR NO NEGATIVITY ALLOWED IN MY LOUNGE AT ALL TIMES! Heres my link below to have a realaxing good time on cherry tap. Thanks you for your consideration and Peace!
Blast It All
So I was on my way to work when who should I see walking down the street? Aaron Johnson. . . Now for those of you who haven't known me since I was really young Aaron Johnson happens to be. . .the absolute love of my life. . .In the sense that I've had a crush on him since I was ten and he moved into my ward. I even went so far as to make friends with his sisters so I had an excuse to go over there. Yeah I pretty much loved Aaron Of course at the time that I met him he was a much older man at 14 he was tragically unreachable at that time. . . And Then he moved again and moved back when I was 14 and he was 18. Once again I rekindled the friendship with his sister but tragically nothing came of it. . . I imagine this is mostly cause whenever he was within like 15 feet of me I couldn't form words. Well his family moved again and I haven't seen him since unless you count today(which I do) Last I heard he was on a mission in japan. But clearly that is no longer the case. But you want
Fun In Fayetteville
i'm lookin for some ladies in the fayetteville area that would like to meet up and have some fun, maybe let me suck their toes and lick their pussy...serious ladies only, no bullshit...send me a msg if your interested
Attention All Club Far Member
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War Is Sometimes Needed
Military weapons are the means used by the Sage to punish violence and cruelty, to give peace to troublous times, to remove difficulties and dangers, and to succor those who are in peril. Every animal with blood in its veins and horns on its head will fight when it is attacked. How much more so will man, who carries in his breast the faculties of love and hatred, joy and anger! When he is pleased, a feeling of affection springs up within him; when angry, his poisoned sting is brought into play. That is the natural law which governs his being… What then shall be said of those scholars of our time, blind to all great issues, and without any appreciation of relative values, who can only bark out their stale formulas about "virtue" and "civilization," condemning the use of military weapons? They will surely bring our country to impotence and dishonor and the loss of her rightful heritage; or, at the very least, they will bring about invasion and rebellion, sacrifice of territory and genera
Happy Father's Day To One Not Yet
Happy Father's Day to one not yet A father, but with well-honed hopes to be! Praised be those who put aside regret, Pursuing with fresh joy the sails they see. Years of grace lie in wait for all, Failing ever to live up to dreams, Awash in beauty, clear beyond recall, The gift that is more certain than it seems. Happiness comes solely from within, Exacting reimbursement for its cost, Resuming where one always may begin: 'Twixt what one hopes and what one well has lost. So may you soon a joyful father prove, Destined for that crucible of love; And may you there be hammered into gold, Your heart yet burning as your years grow old done by Christine
Reflections On The Pursuit Of Happiness
Reflections on the pursuit of happiness With everything that has happened to me as of late, not to mention the passing of my Daddy, recently I've really been taking some time to reflect on some of the things that he shared with me about life. I used to sit on Daddy's lap and he would tell me that I was so smart that I could be anything in this world that I wanted to be. I just had to decide what I truly loved and was passionate about. He told me for years to do what I wanted to do and not let anyone tell you any different because that is what happened with him and Grandpa at the bakery. He wanted so much more for his life and the bakery was not what he wanted. He used to tell me, "Kristina you are something special. I've never had control over your life. Your life is in God's hands and he's looking over you. He has a specific purpose for you and you have to seek it. You are one of God's chosen." I used to sit and think, Gee thanks Dad...No pressure! Bu
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