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Guys Rules...;)
The Guys' Rules... ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us
I Need To Play More
Ok so i havent had much of a chance to play as much as i would like, i just moved to a new server and all and its pretty cool, i missed pvp not so sure that i really like the horde over the allaince and all but oh well...but my hunter so needs to get some lvling in...oh well find me on exectus leeoric.....tauren hunter
Silly Poems
December Morn Once upon a December morn I hacked up a bunch of people until my ax was rusty and worn I watch thier blood splatter all over the place Right onto the jewelry showcase They never wondered why as I listened to thier horried cries they always knew I was insane super messed up in the brain Fred I had a friend named Fred He killed frogs till they were dead He thought they were yummy and so did his mommy Ode to the Stapler I love you Stapler you could not be capabler of attaching my documents together the tape dispenser is evil you are so much better.
Thank You
I hope and pray I am not missing anybody, if I do then I really didnt mean to... I want to say thank you to people below for helping me winning this VIC...some of them, well most of them I did not even know before this give away...and so I did not only win the VIC i won some new thank you all and if i missed someone please let me know...i will fix it ... there is no order here...every help is apreciated the same way...I will put beanie on top, she pushed me to join this give away and she is the link to the new friends I have made... lots of love Alexa aka Moet beanie@ CherryTAP *~*~*Nyne*~*~*@ CherryTAP LaceAllOver@ CherryTAP ~Sweet Southern Comfort~OTS~@ CherryTAP 'BONZ'@ CherryTAP Eliz@ CherryTAP THE TRUTH@ CherryTAP RACER4 ~lonewolf@ CherryTAP becca6597@ CherryTAP '1969" (A LOVING CT WIFE OF KENNY THE CONCERT MAN) (Read "About Me" b4 adding)
Error: Accept Request For Invalid Friend Request!
Error: accept request for invalid friend request! ---- then Get that "friend request received" link offa my screen! and why in god's name can't we disable the chat box, it's taking up too much effing space. Oh well, i'm the idiot logged in and wasting time here...
One Thing Can Mean So Many.
The Bells Edgar Allan Poe HEAR the sledges with the bells, Silver bells! What a world of merriment their melody foretells! How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, In the icy air of night! 5 While the stars, that oversprinkle All the heavens, seem to twinkle With a crystalline delight; Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, 10 To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells From the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells, bells, bells— From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells. Hear the mellow wedding bells, 15 Golden bells! What a world of happiness their harmony foretells! Through the balmy air of night How they ring out their delight! From the molten-golden notes, 20 And all in tune, What a liquid ditty floats To the turtle-dove that listens, while she g
Drama is the funniest thing in the world. Some ppl just seem to thrive on it. Although they choose to tell you they don't want any part of it. There are places ppl go to relax and chill and other places to meet and have fun. Yes, you are a name and "number" on a net site, but at the same time, you need to wake up in the am or pm (which ever time you work). See yourself in the mirror and be happy with what you see. If you don't like it, your the only one who can change it. If you have a real life relationship to where there seems to some sort of conflict in it. Figure out where it is and fix it. If at all possible. Don't try to find a new relationship w/someone when you're not willing to fix the one your in. If it can't be fixed, then GET THE F*!# OUT of it. If you have meet someone that you really connect with and want something out of it, then do everything you can to show and support each other. Yes, an online, long distance relationship is not easy, but if there is so
okay guys im back from florida. it was amazing. i'll be uploading pics sometime today i hope.
Help Needed
Hey friends , family , and fans help out . I just need 14,100 to get to the next level, so please help!! Show me some love Thanks!
Deleating Time
i have already deleated alot of my"friend's" but iam going to deleat more so sorry people only keeping real one's
Bubba Knows All
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend c
Pirates Of The Caribbaen 3
I looooooooove pirates. Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Barbossa, Captain Morgan...they all have a warm place in my heart. So obviously I had great expectations for this movie. And for the most part, it delivered. Captain Barbossa was played flawlessly, as far as I'm concerned. He gave you the feeling you were watching a true swashbuckler. Cho Yun Fat played one of the pirate lords. He was wonderful. He's in the Replacemen Killers if you don't recall him. And the lady who played Calypso was equally creepy, and disturbing with her black teeth. I like Johnny Depp, but he was pretty average for him in this. Still a good performance, but I didn't get the knock me off my feet feeling. I blame the script for some of it. There were some far out things in this, and he did his best. Orlando Bloom gave an okay performance, as did the girl. I'm always amazed how she can find great looking outfits out on the high seas. The guy who plays Davey Jones..he was all over the place.
Profile Pics
All right now...This subject was approached in the mumms yesterday probably more than once as they tend to be. Profile Pictures of Models with ppl with lets just say less than desirable features. Get a grip ya'll...this is the internet...anyone can put up any picture they like. Yes the picture may peak your interest but come one now. All it takes is a click to see if the person is actually the one in the pic. Don't be lazy and then decide to bitch about it! My default pic is sooooo obviously not me and I really feel that if you want to know me then you can carry ur lil mouse clicky butt to my page. I think we should be judged on the merit of our conversations and how we seem to other ppl! Sometimes I have my actual pic up as primary but sometimes I dont (like right now) and quite frankly something is said for privacy...This is the internet ya know! **hugzz** And YES I am aware this is comin off as a lil Thats me like it or not!
Feed Up With Losers For (justin)
yes i am single yes i am sad but my x needed to get help i had my birthday and shit i went to prom that was cool there been alot of shit going on but there is one person i cant get off my mind that besides my mom but i wont tell cuz no one would care he dont care so what ever i keep my secreats in my heart and let them eat away at my soul intill you come back to me and tell me every thing is ok and hold me tight but i know that day will never come because you dont see me in your life any more you see me as dead worm not usefull if it anit moving i will always be dead to you i am sorry justin bye
A Special Thanks
I would like to take this time to thank everyone who welcomed me into CT. It was much apprieciated!
Ik Ben Gwn Waus Ja En Iedere Nl Gast Die Dit Lees Ook
hoi ik ben gavino en k kom uit nederland en ik chat graag met mensen als ze lief zijn hehe
The Question We All Want To Hear
Remember when you started dating that person that made you feel like asking yourself "why me?".....why did you pick me? You had those butterflies in your tummy and thought the world couldn't be a better place because perfection had already found it when that person was born. How many times do we get that feeling? And do you think it should last forever or eventually go away and thats acceptable? And how long do we wait and/or date before someone asks us....why me?.....why did you pick me? Do we both have to ask it for it to be right?
Top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. I'll finish this eventually! I promise.
Come On In And Have Fun
Why I Am Patriotic & Who I Am
On my page I told you I was born In Quantico, Virginia at Prince William Naval Hospital. Yes My father Is a Marine did his tour of duty in Nam. My father has 2 purple hearts. I lost 2 uncles in Nam whom I never met. My whole family except for the girls have served in one of the armed forces. I have family and friends currently in Iraq. My brother served in Desert Storm. My grandmother passed away and I inherited some of the books that she had about Nam and everyone's name on the wall and the location on the wall. I love my troops and support them to the fullest. I do have a myspace account that is Dedicated to my father and Randy my uncles and the rest of the troops. If you like to see it it is I hope yu have gotten an insight on who I am. But My grandmother passed away before she could even get to see my site. but know she is in Heaven and she knows I have it and she is proud and that is all that counts. This woman traveled to Washington D.C. with the Ve
Thou shalt flirt ferociously each day with thy spouse that thy marriage shall be blessed with strength, joy and longevity. In everyday life its important to take a moment to keep the romance kindled. Have a ROMANTIC day :) Peace & LOVE Hopeless Romantic
Have you ever met someone who dominated every conversation? Do you know a person who has the gift of being able to talk for extended periods of time without taking a breath? How do you feel after trying to hold a conversation with a person who keeps changing the subject? What about one who interrupts other people's conversations? It can be a very frustrating experience trying to talk to a person who doesn't listen and won't allow other people to converse without interjecting. Surprisingly, most of us invite such a one into our home everyday. Who is it? It is the television of course. The television talks non-stop all day long, is great at capturing one's attention and refuses to listen to anything anyone says to it. Many times friends and I will be talking and one of us will be distracted by the television. At that point a couple of things happen. If it was the person speaking, they will lose their train of thought and become frustrated. If the listener is distracted, the sp
Remembering Romantic Gestures
Take a moment and thank you sweetie for some romantic gesture you really appreciated. Do not couch it as a "you used to do nice things but don't anymore". Instead, just thanks them like "It was so much fun when ... ". This will do two things. First, it will let you both share the moment again. Second, it encourages your sweetie to do romantic things by showing that you appreciate them long after the fact. HAVE a ROMANTIC DAY Hopeless Romantic
Words 2 Live By..
MY WORDS TO LIVE BY: If you have a hidden agenda, leave me out of it. I would prefer for you to come as you are, and not hiding behind a mask Be unselfish, I yearn to see the innocence from this world of the tainted and corrupted, learn to forgive for those who's done you wrong. Let Karma play her role, and sit back and relax Let the moments consume you and channel that to mould it into something beautiful to share the world Some of you wonder: Why do nice girls finish last? My answer: We're the ones helping others push forward and standing behind our loved ones all the way. Therefore we don't, because there is no last place. And if we all do the same for each other, we stand infinite. Keep ya head up baby. A smile goes a long way. "Once a good girl is lost......proves she was never one in the first place"
Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff. "Hey, Billy-Bob, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?" "Well Sheriff, it's a long story." "I ain't going nowhere", said the Sheriff. "Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mary Lou in the saloon. We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started to feelin' kinda frisky and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did. Then we started getting real close and cuddin' and smoochin' and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.' So we did." He continued, "We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the next thing I know, Mary Lou had taken off all her clothes and she suggested that I do the same. So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots. Then Mary Lou laid down on the ground and spr
Free 2 Day Metal Festival!!!.... So Cal
Well we had so much fun last year we decided to do it again. Sept 14th & 15th. This will be a FREE show! We are putting it off till Sept cause it was just to hot last year. This year it will be held in the same place as last year, if you need directions just hit us up. Bring out your tent, water, booze, and all your friends cause it is going to be bigger and better this year. For those veterans out there thanks again for coming out hope to see you this year. We look forward to some new talent along with some of the ones that came out last year. We do have a running bet on who will be the first ones to show up. We will be camping out the night of the 13th so feel free to come early and get a good camping spot. Come show your support to these underground musicians or come out and party like never before, either way it will be fun. Till then Party Hard!!!!!!! contact for more info......... see you there!!!!!!!
Today And Tomorrow......
I am leaving in a few minutes to go take my oldest son to watch Shrek the Third as won passes last weekend and excited to see it. Tonight he has t-ball practice and Tomorrow is My husband Bid Daddy and I 5th Wedding Annivery as we were married June 8, 2002 and still love one another today. Well have a nice weekend everyone and see you around.
An Irish Study Gets To The Point
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over €1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of €2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Ireland decided to conduct their own study. The Irish didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around €75.00 ( 3 bottles of whiskey), the Irish study was com
Hey Friend
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
Saw It And Liked It So Here Ya Go
17 ways women fail in bed 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be awed, worshiped and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two thirds of the way down. 2. ROBOTS: When sucking a guy's dick don't just get on the end of the thing and jam your head back and forward. It's a beautiful instrument; it should be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every possible angle. 3. SILENT FRIGHT: If you've come and cannot be coerced to scream to show your appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that he's done his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants. 4. NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things like, "Ride my hard
Just Needed To Vent
So, I was scheduled to work 8-4 today; here it is only 12:30 and I was sent home...sent home before our second person who came in at 7 -- sent home before several others who should've went home before me. Why? Because I let one co-worker get to me...and I told him , a bit too loudly, to shut up. Now I understand why--because the one guy who was working there today is a snitch--he tells the district manager everything--and the manager in charge didn't want any conflict. She knew I wasn't in a bad mood, hadn't been in a bad mood all day. This kid just wouldn't stop--and it was during lunch rush, so I was concentrating, trying to, on what I was doing & his nonsense was distracting. I'm batting a thousand this week--apparently I did something wrong (that's my assupmtion) Monday because on next week's schedule, the day of inspection --the 11th-- I'm whited out. And then this crap today.... I'm sure I'm going to get a real talking too when the boss is in tomorrow. This just hasn't be
Its Not Me Its A Bloody Joke Lol
Female Hormones "Yesterday scientists in the revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive..."
June 7,2007
Feelings are just that -- feelings. They're a type of information and should neither be condemned nor elevated. Learn to sit with what comes up and you'll find a whole new arena of possibilities. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I know what feelings I have cannot wait to confirm these feelings i have
Ghetto Spellin' Bee
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence . 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb! 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel." 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my u
Special are the days when I think of you Special are the nights when you're in my dreams Oh the pain...the longing To be touched by you...Kissed by you I wake up from a dream To reach out but you're not there It wasn't at all what it seemed I only long to have you here to see you...feel you...TASTE you I want you to be with me...inside of me To give you all the love you're due To show you what true lovers can really be You're already in my my soul it took you to make me completely whole.
wow i must say that i was very skeptical of this whole CT thing, whether it was just bad relationships in the past or just being new to this whole CT thing... But I have met someone that just makes my mind race, someone that i love talking too, someone i love looking at and someone I would love to be with. The crazy thing is she lives in TX!!! How can i be very attracted to someone so far away??? Well i think it is easy, she is cute, funny, interesting, intelligent, crazy, sexy, mature, basically everything i have been looking for... oh well just wanted to speak my mind a little, there will be more later, you can count on it!!!
I'm Back
Hey I’m Back From Vacation I’m Been Gone For About 2 ½ Weeks Needed Time Off From Work You Know How It Is My Friends {All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy} I Wanted To Thank Everyone That Sent Me E-Cards And Remembered My Birthday You Guys Are The Best Thank You; I Apologized If I Haven’t Responded To Any Messages I Was Just On Vacation Mood Relaxing Enjoying The Hot Sun I Will Write Back My Friends……. I just had to step out and get some fresh air; I Took the First Plane the hell out Of N.Y.C LoL Ha-Ha. I Had The Wonderful Opportunity To Visit My Family In Miami Beach FL It Was So Beautiful and And Sunny Sunshine all day. South Beach was awesome You guys need to check it out +Wes-Willis+ The Specialty Bar In Frozen Drinks And Once Your Done You Just Walk Across The Street And Enjoy The Beach Wow Lots Of Beautiful Bikinis LoL Ha-Ha. The Clubs On South Beach Are Always Pumping Some Serious Music, Real Cool Trendy Clubs Where Anything Goes The Miami Lounges Are Very Stylish And Ele
Sliced skin Open wounds Smeared makeup Torn clothes Bruised skin Busted lip Broken nose She cries in fear of losing her life Nowhere to run Nowhere to hide Feeling as if there's no choice But to put an end to everything To her life To everything she has gone through For her it will be a blur For us Another story Another lie She cries at night before she ends her life story Watch her as she takes this weapon and runs it across her body Watch as her blood trickles down her arms onto her fingertips dripping onto her toes She cries in pain hoping it will all go away Maybe someday it will...
One More Thing
we either type the exact same things, or am thinking the exact same things, or finish each other sentences... WOW!!!!!!!!!
'a Blonde's Year In Review'
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said '2-4 years!' April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimmin competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain swamped because soft-top was open. September -! The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 9
I Will Try Not To
I will try not to miss you in the morning sun. I will try not to miss you when the day’s begun As I try I will keep picture of you in my heart Faded and old more precious than gold So it can keep me warm during cold nights Keep me company when I am down and lonely. And wherever I roam so I will never be alone So I will try not to miss you in the morning sun. I will try not to miss you when the day’s begun Knowing in my heart I hold your picture so near Til the day I can come home an be with you dear….
Poor Paris!
The Magic Of Love
Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!! - Helen Steiner Rice -
You have enchanting eyes that see thru my soul With just one word from your lips I lose control If only you could see the way I see you. You will see the great power that is within you
Photo Requests-no Interest?
No interest from friends, fans etc out there as to what type of photos I should put up next? I know people want nudes (lol) and thats not a problem but was wondering if there was anything specific? Please comment in the blog and not thru the shoutbox because less I know you i do not respond to them and they do not always work anyway! So i am taking requests!
The Road To Wisdom
It's funny how we look at others and think how wise they are, or how much more someone might know than we do. When the reality is that we are all wise in our own way. What makes those that seem wise to us different from ourselves is that they lived more. It's not always about how long someone went to school, or how long they've been on their job, or even how old they are, but it is about how much they've lived. It is living that brings experience, and experience that brings wisdom. True a five year old shouldn't know more than a Fifty year old , but they will if that Fifty year old had never done more than gone to work each day , and watch television every night. I have had the privilege of doing things and going places that has given me knowledge that is immeasurable. It is those experiences that make it easy to help others, but I never forget that there is always more for me to learn, move life to live, more people to meet, and more places to see. Yes, there will always be some
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A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day & said "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven & Hell are like." The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors & the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious & made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin & sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms & each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew & take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery & suffering. The Lord said, "You have seen Hell." They went to the next room & opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made t
Deleating 2
just to make a few things clear i am only deleating pepole i have never talked to or any thing the friends and family i keep we may not talk alot but we do at times so all who i have accpeted and never talked to i know it was only for points
Anyone Want To Chat With Me?
Okay. Well if anyone want to chat with me more. I know that I am not going to be on cherrytap much but if you wanna chat with me, you can text me. Text "AsianLotus" to 35777 . Or if you prefer . I have another picture of me on there. I look forward to hearing from all of you! Wink. ;)
If The Cavs Win It All..........
As some of you may know, I live in Cleveland, OH. Our pro basketball team is in the NBA finals. Now this cities major pro teams have not won a major championship for 50 years or so. That being said, I think this city will tear itself apart. Now the Cleveland sports fan part of me wants to see a Cleveland team win something. I grew up in New England during the Larry Bird years and I also grew up a Red Sox fan (sorry, the "Tribe" will always be #2 in my heart Cleveland fans) so I have seen and felt the joy of seeing my team "win it all". There is almost 2 generations of Cleveland fans who have never had that feeling. Now, some of you may know this, but I manage an apartment building in downtown Cleveland, about a mile from the "Q" where the Cavs play their home games. This past Saturday, when they won the Eastern Conference finals, downtown went nuts, I got called into work and had to try to protect my building from people trying to celebrate by busting my building up. I kept our d
Someone Is A Friend
Someone is thinking of you someone cares about you. someone misses you someone wants to hold your hand. someone wants you to be happy. someone wants to hug you. someone will do anything for you. someone needs to know your love is unconditional. someone wants to tell you how much they care. someone wants to stay up watching movies w/ you. someone wants to hold you in their arms. someone wants to see you. someone wants to be your lover. : ) someone loves you for who you are. someone loves the way you make them feel. someone wants to be with you. someone wants you to know they are there for you. someone is glad that you're their friend. someone is wishing you would notice them. someone wants to get to know you better. someone wants to hear your voice someone loves you.
Be Prave To Love!!
Get More at I,m now sad and little "angry" when i wrote this... but it,s helps myself to realise something and when i pary,i ask God to help me write honestly... WE NEED LOVE!!!!!!! We cant notice allways how we dont have love.,but invariably effect for that are sad. WHY? In christianity it must be build-in,and there have to live God,who want to bring to ligh,that love,in connections of people. Allways when come brutality,disregard,assumption or something else comes between. God,s will never hapend. God,s plan is to reach,poor-.sinful-,mortal people base on that His own people,those who are believings,divide that love. We have to love people who they are and where they are. This is PURE love. When we be unsuccessful in love,that is very serious thing. And sometimes it,s annul to opportunity to God to attract those who really need Him. Thing is that!In first!Most of people cant understand or experiance God,s love apart to the that lo
I Loved These Thought You Would Too
01. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 02. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 03. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 04. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 05. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 06. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 07. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 08. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 09. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me
What Kinda Shit Is This???
Daily Horoscope: Leo For June 7,2007 Feelings are just that -- feelings. They're a type of information and should neither be condemned nor elevated. Learn to sit with what comes up and you'll find a whole new arena of
Daily Notes- June 7, 2007
Well, I can finally breathe better! Makes it a bitch to smoke a cigaratte! I am still pretty lonely! Of course I love sex(DUH). jUST TO HAVE SOMEONE OVER TO KEEP ME COMPANY WOULD BE GREAT! WATCHING MOVIES, playing games like dominoes or EATING. Just whatever. Anything but sitting at my desk, by myself.
Nightwish - Sleeping Sun! Itsays A Lot About Me This Song!
Nightwish - Sleeping Sun Lyrics The sun is sleeping quietly Once upon a century Wistful oceans calm and red Ardent caresses laid to rest For my dreams I hold my life For wishes I behold my nights A truth at the end of time Losing faith makes a crime I wish for this night-time to last for a life-time The darkness around me - shores of a solar sea Oh how I wish to go down with the sun Sleeping Weeping With you Sorrow has a human heart From my God it will depart I`d sail before a thousand moons Never finding where to go 222 days of light Will be desired by a night A moment for the poet`s play Until there`s nothing left to say
My Dreram Lover
she came to me last night,again.I closed my eyes for what seemed like a second and I was in her world. I could see her in the distance standing there beconing me to come to her.she is a powerfull creature she is not to be denied nor would i want to she has a supple skin very pale almost glowing,dark eyes that pierce through all my facades right to the core of me she sees me naked ,helpless, defenses down and yet i am not uncomfortable i am secure knowing that even through all my flaws and impurities she still comes to me. She floats on the air lightly dancing and smiling her wings are black as the night singed on the edges from dancing to close to the fire she is neither angel nor demon she is a child of the shadow born of darkness but not ruled by it. I approach her slowly gazing upon story has ever described a creature so lovely she spins in the air teasing me my heart is pounding my throte is dry as i get closer she settles to the ground ,wings out ,showing me how impressive
Am I Pretty Enough Now?
Girl:Hey Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're ugly as fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye.
Help In First Contest ...
If You've Wondered..
If anyone has wondered where I'm been and what i've been doing.. here ya go.. Okay so I'm a busy person. I've got a lot on my plate right now. I have my kids to take care of a house to clean and clothes to wash. My Mom's cancer is now back. I've got ot run her around because she won't and "now" can't drive. Between appointments for her, my kids and myself I have let myself go. But just in the past month or so I've been trying to get back to who I used to be. I started at the gym and I have been tanning to boost my self esteem. Because at this point I need it. I've been slacking with friends and family because I've been soooooooo busy with everything I have to do day to day. Worst part about it is I often get told I have to take my mom to an appointment the morning she's due to go. So any plans I had to do anything around the house, the kids or myself is right out the window. She's bipolar and demands attention all the time. I feel like a terrible person because I do all I
I Am Sick Of Hearing About Paris Hilton!
So after 3 days in prison they release the spoild bitch with just a ankle monitor...god dam this just proves celebratys can get away with anything, its horrbal! she should still be rotting in prison, but because of some "unknown Medical condition" she is most likely making up they let her go? how fucked up is that! any one else caught driving with a suspended licence woulda gotten a much longer sentence and wouldent of had any of this bullshit special treatment! i say she should still be rotting in prision! and i hope her "unknown illness" fucking kills her! im sick of hearing about this spoiled little SLUT!
And I Have Been Thinking
I have been thinking about a lot of things (all good) that has helped me become the person I am today. First of all, my friend Colonel_Deckard and renactor are just one of the best examples as to who I am. Sure, Renactor doesn't know me as well yet, so he still has quite a bit to learn about me. But Colonel_Deckard is the one who can tell you the things that make me tick. Think that is why when I need to talk about being frustrated he is always the one I go to, and he does the same for me. I have so many friends on here that it doesn't go without saying that you guys are definitely the best in the world. Today my parents are celebrating 39 years of marriage which is something I have been grateful for as one of their children. My parents basically had their marriage while my dad served in the army right out of high school, he met my Uncle who fixed my mom and dad up together. 39 years later and they are still together. Love is something that either you know you have it or you just fa
I Had The Craziest Dream Last Night.
So in this dream My mother was getting married(I don't know to who it never actually came up) Anyway we went to my grandparents house for the wedding. At some point this pizza guy shows up and he's totally gorgeous. He introduces himself as Peter Pan(. . .my subconsious isn't even trying to be cryptic these days) and decides to hang out with us. Just then this guy that I have a total crush on who has no place at my mothers wedding shows up and pizza guy gets all jealous and demands to know who he is. I tell him "its just loren" Then Loren wanders off and comes back carrying one of my best friends Ty who'd had to much to drink(oddly my whole family is uber morman and there is no way there'd be alcohol at my moms wedding I even remember thinking that in the dream) Also Ty's alot bigger than Loren so I don't think Loren could actually carry him. But Moving right along. . . . The dream changed as dreams often do but its still the wedding only now I'm wandering about my grandparents house(
My Dark Soul
Come to me, little mortal I can bring you to heaven's portal There'll be no sorrow, there'll be no pain Feelings of joy will fill your brain Come to me, sweet human thing Give me your heart and I'll make it sing Forget your fears, leave them behind Forget the troubles of your kind Come to me... yes, that's right Now hold still, it's no good to fight I'll take your blood, and leave you dying Didn't you realise I could be lying? I shall feed on you drink you away Your blood your life shall feed me I shall leave your corpse behind as i have no use for it
I see you across the room Laughing about something I wish I knew But sadly I look Feeling cold inside Do you see me I think to myself over and over Hope and a chance That is what I am. Such beauty you hold Those women do not see Everything in my own broken heart A million miles separates us But only twenty steps from my feet You turn your head But only to see the clock I cannot stop sighing. The time to go is now But where you travel I wish to be beside you Invisible as you see me Fate can be cruel The heart wants to betray Alone again. The aura around is silent All I can think about you My whisper in the wind Gone without a trace.
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People These Days ...
This is one of those blogs where I just feel like venting. As a woman, I can only take so much of the same bull shit and after awhile, it can lead to a break down. Yeah, this is one of those cheesy blogs that people chastise you for posting, but I think it's my right to vent:) I don't like this, I don't like that ... I get hurt easy and you only make it hurt more at times. I sit in my room at night, thinking about way back in the days of smiles and no stresses and I look at what my life is today and I would have never thought I'd be where I am today. I've broken some promises and I've broken rules but I've never given someone the reason to hate me. I fall in the past a lot, I'm drawn back to past when I'm hurt. I guess you could say I think of the "good ol' days." I've never been hurt so much by a person ... I don't know what to say or how to explain where I'm going with this, or who it's really about. I don't know.
Best. Day. Ever!
So. Today was my last day of work for the summer. Kids are done with school now for the summer. I have a neice!  Alyssa Faith was born around 3pm today.  6 pounds, 12 ounces.  Pictures tomorrow when I go visit them at the hospital. Now, the biggest news. WE FOUND A HOUSE!!! Yes, El - it's THAT house!!! This will be my new office ... if you click on the picture it should take you to the larger size page (that goes for any of these pictures). First bedroom (one of the boys' rooms): Living room (and view of the office): Upstairs bathroom (there's another half bathroom in the basement): It has a clawfoot tub!!!  You can only see a small bit of it in this photo though. I am beyond elated today. *bounces* Now, who wants to help us move? LOL Can I tempt you with baked goods?
A Life Poem
A Life Poem Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care... Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... So... Take the Life that you have and give it your best... Think positive, be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall... Ta
Quantum Prose
Quantum Prose Who is to say true love cannot heal All that we need is a reason to feel Something to cause us to empty our cup Open our hearts, let love fill it up Believe in our ability to undo what we've learned Balance the addictions that continue to burn Create our desires, forget wrong or right Allowing ourselves to become twice as bright Let go the anger that keeps us from bestowing Love to the one who is most worthwhile knowing Have faith to pursue the possibilities of being Stretch out your consciousness to test what you're seeing Enlighten your soul, to become more serene Begin each day as you wipe your mind clean Look for the clues that cannot be caught Control your life though the power of thought jskins
I sit in my chair looking at this screen..., wondering...., pondering my next move. Confusion rips thu my mind scattering every glimps of what was the becoming of a good thought, My thoughts cry out for help but are silenced by words, Shattered are the dreams of a million voices that can not be seen or heard, they lie and wait their turn, I can not help them as they torture my very being, louder, louder they get with every waking moment, yet I can not hide, following my every move like a shadow on a sunny day. The voices, they are me.
Macabre Goth
Metal Genre's
So, this list of Metal genres has been circulating in the World of Music. I found it pretty fucking hilarious, and I've been a lazy asshole about writing content in the last few weeks (months?) - so enjoy! * POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments. The dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave...without the princess. * VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leav
Nature And You! This Is Bout My Baby!
hey ppl wats^ nothin much here jus wanted to let you all kno tha this poem is getting published in a book soon Nature? What is it? Is it the sky? Is it the birds? Is it the tree's? No it's more than that, It is the dirt under my shoes, It is the way my heart beats for you, It is the soft and gentle breeze blowing through my hair, It is the transluscent rays of yellow and orange on the horizon, It's the raindrops beating gently off of your face, It is the wonderful melodies that the birds bring in the morning, It is watching the sun come up and go down with that special someone, It's the trees so vibrant wit color, It's how you light up my life, It is the way the fire dances so lovely in shades of orange and blue, It's the way you watch the children play and it brings you joy and happiness, It is watching the storm and enjoying the beautiful images of the lightning and listening to the amazing sounds of the thunder, It is the way people go to church on sunday's
Vote For This Lady So She Can Wn A Blast For Her B-day
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The pain within grows, More and More everyday, Will it ever go away? Why must i feel this? Does anyone even care, will anyone ever care? I hope so, I have no real friends, I have no love, But im not even sure it exists, And if it does its not meant for me, I dont even know if i love myself anymore, I hate myself, All i do is fall for someone and hurt myself, Why do i do these things im not sure, Maybe its because i need that feeling in my life, Maybe its because i need someone to hold me. But it wont happen, Everytime i get close to it someone or something screws it up, Maybe its just me, Maybe im always the one who screws it up, Maybe its just not meant for me! Her eyes glow with the rays of the sun. She is out there somewhere waiting for me. I hope i find her someday. She is everything, She is so beautiful, She is the one who will make the sun shine through! And when that day comes to, I hope i can make her ever so happy, And that she stays with me, The
My Baby , My Everything
dont ask me how or why i jus love this boy with all my heart i mean he was there for me when i was dating someone who treated me like shit and he always made me smile no matter what im never able to keep a straight face with him i mean i can sit on the phone with him for hours and not say a word and still be smiling cause i finally got him he makes me feel so good about myself i dont know what i would do without this man hes jus so nice and im hear to say that i love him with everything my heat my soul my mind i dont know what i would to do without him, today i was informed that he was leaving for 2 weeks i immedialty started cryin i mean who will i go to when i have problems hes always there for me no matter what it is i tell him things i dont want anyone else to know and it never changes how he feels about me i mean there is noone who could make me leave this boy hes just a great guy all around gawd i fuckin hate the national guard now lol i have fallin inlove with a soldier wo
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Udate On Got Ideas
Well today went very well, I think I actually got my point acrossed to one manger ( the one that was closly involved) I finally got her to admit that there was a problem and it was not on my end. I actually heard her talking to the CEO and telling him that some one was causing problems for no reason, and they needed to look in to things a bit more. I wish I could ask my staff to write letters on my behalf , but what good would it do, just take me to a place I don't want to go. I feel that my work and dedication to my job should speak for its self and if one person and thier games can make someone not see what i do, then thier just not gonna see it. I know that I have alot of staff that stand behind me and I greatly appreciate them, but I do not want them to do any thing they may regret later. I put out alot of evidence toady proved my point and showed them things that even a blindman couldnt dismiss, so lets see how things go over the next few days, cause if they go anything li
Wax Is Not Our Friend
WAX is Not your friend This is funny! CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I cried - I could just picture this! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two str
Quote 6/7/2007
"It's a dog eat dog world and I am wearing milk-bone underwear!" - Norm Peterson
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Things That Make U Go Hmmm....
What makes me laugh is some of these headings that people use for their profiles, makes u wonder what some of them mean, other then the ones that r self explanatory LOL.... Hope everyone is having a great nite....Hugs and Kisses to all my lovely people who r reading this ;)
In 1982 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan is president of the US The space shuttle Columbia completes its first operational flight Actor John Belushi is found dead of a drug overdose in a West Hollywood hotel Automobile manufacturer John Delorean is arrested and charged with possession of 59 pounds of cocaine The first artificial heart is implanted in American Barney Clark The Cable News Network, or CNN, is launched 750,000 people rally against nuclear weapons in New York City's Central Park Time Magazine's Man of the Year was for the first time given to a non-human, a computer The first computer virus, written by Rich Skrenta, escapes into the wild Kirsten Dunst and Elisha Cuthbert are born St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series San Francisco 49ers win Superbowl XVI New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is the top grossing film Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off of a live bat thrown at him during a per
Sexy Safety Demo
A REAL MAN....... 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 7.) A REAL MAN loves you just as much first thing in the morning when your hair is sticking out in a million directions, you have no makeup on, and you haven't showered, shaved or brushed your teeth yet as he does when you're dressed to the nines and ready for a night out on the town. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick
Moving To Washington
It's finaly here!!! Wooo hoo This is my weekend I move to Washington!!! So I really wont be on here, I may check in tomorrow or so but Tomorrow night I have Graduation, sat Graduation party, sunday leave for washington. See I be busy lol!! Leave lots of love!!! lol Talk to you guys later!!! ♥ Laura lee
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Would You...could You...have You?
Have you ever wanted to turn back the hands of time? Not much, maybe to five years earlier? What would you do differently? Would you be the person that you are today? Would you make the same mistakes or choose the same paths that have taken you to where you are right now? Five years ago, were you scared of the same things that you are now? Would you be cautious of those things if you were to turn back time? Would you be a better friend, sister, lover, daughter, or mother?
Just Felt Like Venting.
the other day at work a patient, after breaking open the fasteners that keep the windows from opening and kicking out the screen she jumped out of it. she landed on a padded roof 13ft or more below with minor damage, but then proceeded to go to the edge and eventually jumped another 25 ft to concrete and grass causing serious injury to herself. actually when the paramedics who were present on scene ran over to her she wasnt breathing :-( this was a truly unfortunate incident and the woman was odviously in crisis and clearly determined to kill herself. now from the moment she 1st jumped out the window my dept go the call and me and my officers all responded quickly, so fast that many of us were on scene before she walked over to the 2nd ledge, we all scrambled to get air mattresses blown up and in place, to block off the area and keep the crowd away, and several of us, myself included rushed upstairs to gain access to that area of the roof where she had jumped. folks that know me kno
1907, One Hundred Years Ago....
THE YEAR 1907 This will boggle your mind. The year is 1907. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907: ************************************ The average life expectancy in the U.S. Was 47 years old. Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. Had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City Cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S. , and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more Heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st Most populous state in the Union. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower !! The average wage in the U.S. Was 22 Cents per hour. The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A competent accountant
hey this is caramellove. have you had a chance to try it lets you see what music your friends like and recommends new stuff. it also has a cool plugin for itunes. the more friends you add the better it works, so can you add me?
Simple Words.
Just when you put your gaurd down, just when you give your heart and soul to someone what do they do? just toss you aside like you were yesterdays trash. Classic example with what happens with most relationships. I often ask myself why girls stay in a relationship where their man is either cheating on them in real life, or is playing around on line. Either way if you don't know about it then it is cheating. Whats to hide if it isn't? On here I come along so many men who are in relationships and act like total pigs. First of all, if you dont like the relationship you are in then get the fuck out. What are you doing? fufilling your ego? giving you a boast of confidence? Oh wait, let me guess.. Your relationship has lost that "new" feeling, or lets just say she doesnt put out enough. You have to really ask yourself why. I mean when it comes down to it, if you hadn't fucked up time and time again you could have had everything you wanted in that person you are with. But instead you assholes
Shrimp And Scallops
Shrimp and Scallops Here's an elegant and romantic -- and let's not forget easy -- dinner for two. The recipe calls for large shrimp and scallops; simply increase the quantities and cut back a bit on the cooking time if you choose smaller shellfish. Credit: Michael Symon Servings: 2 Ingredients: * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 3 sea scallops, patted dry * 3 large shrimp, cleaned and deveined, tails on * 1 shallot, minced * 1 ounce chicken stock * 1 orange, juiced * 1 teaspoon fresh rosemary, minced * 1 tablespoon butter * Salt and fresh cracked pepper * Orange or black tobiko caviar (optional) Directions: Heat the oil in a medium or large skillet over medium heat. Season the scallops and shrimp with salt. When the pan is hot, add the scallops and shrimp and brown for 2 minutes per side. Remove the pan from the heat and add the shallot. Place the stock and orange juice in the pan and return to the heat. Reduce by half. Re
Comment Bomb Me!!!
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This Saturday At Dragonsong Inn
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Forever By Papa Roach
"Forever" In the brightest hour of my darkest day I realized what is wrong with me Can't get over you. can't get through to you It's been a helter-skelter romance from the start Take these memories that are Haunting me Of a paper man cut into shreds by his own pair of scissors He'll never forgive her...he'll never forgive her... Because days come and go but my feelings for you are forever Because days come and go but my feelings for you are forever Sitting by a fire on a lonely night Hanging over from another good time With another girl... little dirty girl You should listen to this story of a life You're my heroine-in this moment I'm lonely fulfilling my darkest dreams All these drugs all these women I'm never forgiven... this broken heart of mine Because days come and go but my feelings for you are forever, Because days come and go but my feelings for you are forever One last kiss, before I go Dry your tears, it is time to let you go One last kiss (
I Want A Little Sugar In My Bowl
I Want a Little Sugar in my Bowl Nina Simone I want a little sugar in my bowl I want a little sweetness down in my soul I could stand some lovin' Oh so bad Feel so lonely and I feel so sad I want a little steam on my clothes Maybe I could fix things up so they'll go Whatsa matter Daddy Come on, save my soul Drop a little sugar in my bowl I ain't foolin' Drop a little sugar in my bowl Well I want a little sugar in my bowl Well I want a little sweetness down in my soul You been acting strangely I've been told Move me Daddy I want some sugar in my bowl I want a little steam on my clothes Maybe I can fix things up so they'll go Whatsa matter Daddy Come on save my soul Drop a little sugar in my bowl I ain't foolin' Drop some sugar- yeah- in my bowl.
Guilty Pleasures Lounge Where Im Coowner
Click the banner below and check out the Lounge. Sit back, relax and enjoy yourself. Guilty Pleasures is the Happenin' Place to be! (repost of original by '~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Owner of "Guilty Pleasures" Lounge. CT Wife 2 "Achilles' on '2007-06-07 21:45:54')
so I went to walmart to get fish as a surprise present for David...and Karen and I go to his house, and set the fish tank up and start cleaning his house....we open the door for some fresh air, and we see the cat david has been taking care was so cute...Jon comes up, and this drunk guy follows him yelling and cussing...he FREAKED ME out so bad...karen wouldnt shut her mouth though, she had to argue with the drunk guy, and I just wanted to lock myself in the house haha, and then david came up and saved us from the freak.
You And Me!
If we are friends and you would like to talk to me on yahoo the n add me @ b_a_d_m_o_n_n_k_e_y I will be checking to see if you are on my friends list! ~Monkey~
Warm Week-end
I am going somewhere nice and warm this week-end. I am getting away from it all. I am flying and going with someone special. So everyone have a nice week-end.
My ex's new girl toy bimbo said I look like a hag so let me know how you feel and none of his friends count. If I look like a hag it's because I spent 8 years with a guy who punched me, verbally abused me, and pics show the house and my body. He threatened to kill me with his gun and I went to motel to stay. He went to jail for throwing two dining room chairs at me. I can finally admit I was living in a domestic violent situation and he could have killed me. That is first time I have admitted that. Kudos to me. This is how it's helping me see he is a violent alcoholic loser.
Ok, This One Is Too Good To Pass Up!!
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover,
The News
So I must wait until tomorrow you see the news coming so unexpectly, The night she told me you where gone, I thought surely I couldn't carry on. I miss your voice night and day, Oh how I wish I could see your face. I walk the streets and think of when, The laughter we shared will never end. And how I wish I would of told you then, You where truly my best friend. I thought of a thousand things we could do, But your gone now, you see its to late to. But maybe out in the green grassy field, I can pick a flower and begin to heal. I know the day will come and then, That surely I shall see your face again. Until tomorrow my best friend, When I can tell you how much I love you then. Lay down now beneath the wind, Sleep, Sleep, until tomorrow begins.
My Friend will you, Hold me close and don’t let go; I'm so scared to be alone. Now I only want to rest; And lay my head on your chest. Hold me close and don’t let go; These wars I fight no one knows. Now whisper how you love me, Say it tender and softly. I am weary and soon will sleep, But with you no longer will I weep. So hold me close and don't let go, For I never want to be alone.
How To Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton" 3. Send it to the trash bin. 4. Empty the trash. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?" 6. Firmly Click "Yes." 7. Feel better. PS: Next week we'll do
Feelin' Love
Feelin' Love Love, love You make me feel like a sticky pistil leaning into a stamen You make me feel like a mister sunshine Himself You make me feel like splendor in the grass While we're rollin' Damn skippy baby You make me feel like the amazon's runnin' between my thighs CHORUS: You make me feel love, love, love, love, love love, love, love, love, love You make me feel love, love, love, love, love love, love, love, love You make me feel like a candy apple Red and horny You make me feel like I wanna be a dumb blonde In a centerfold, the girl next door And I would open the door and I'd be all wet With my tits soaking through this tiny felt t-shirt That I'm wearing And you would open the door and tie Me up to the bed Chorus Lover, but I don't know who I am Am I (?) Am I hot inside What would I place with your hot conscious Oh baby babe babe babe I will be your death, the moonlight Take your time You make
The wall comes too soon But I'm truly ready you should know A single tear escapes the wipe Logic seeps in far too slow Maybe caring is for nothing When all I gave is lost Collided worlds now seperate Yes it was worth it's cost
A Difficult Goodbye
We shared... laughs of joy, moments of pain, tears of happiness! We earned... care, understanding, as well as a place, in the heart of one another! We talked... about our dreams, about being best friends for life, just about everything imaginable! When in trouble... you helped with all your strength, strength from your love, love from your warm heart! When asked why... you simply smiled, you questioned back" What are friends for?" We walked right beside each other as we felt a friendly breeze, one that I shall never forget! No matter where you'll be, you'll always be in my heart, just promise me that I'll be in yours! You are an angel, who walked into my life! I would hate to say goodbye because it seems too soon But then again we never will since a part of us are always with each other. I will be with you soon my Dear, Dear Friend. Just wait for me where we would go down by the Railroad tracks, at that little bridge. Where we w
my horoscope for today.. Your thoughts are unusual, even shocking, but if you know they're just thoughts, you can let them go. Sometimes you can't believe that this is you having these feelings, but it is -- you truly contain multitudes. yeah probably a good thing they're just thoughts lol if only the rest of ya knew
My Friend Needs Your Help
Hey Everyone Kitty69 is running a salute contest and My Friend kristansmith is entered and needs everyones help to win....PLEASE HELP HER
Emotional Touch
Emotional Touch You have such a deep sweet breathe that hums in my body. Our hearts pace by the beat of the sensations. Your graceful touch surrounds my soft body. When you sing it comes to such a soothe of relaxations of the bodies connection. It comes to no thought what happens next. We just give each other such love to hold in our thoughts. You have such a meaning when we make the love of a treasure so deep and true. The happiness of two souls can tell by the movement and gesture each day. Your mind an thoughts are always leading to such a great relationship. By you I can't resist of not living without you on day and night. The love is so deep I want your such tender love and feelings with me each forwarding day. You are my future an desire to keep me going no matter what goes on during the moving of each day. I want you to be able to see that I am by your side even on a bad day or even a good day. You have the love I can't resist from you that have such emotion. You
Anne Murray_ You Needed Me
4 Dj Pitbull
Burdbrayn by *snapesnogger on deviantART
No Net
This is to let everyone know that Morbid Princess is without her internet and won't be back online for a few days atleast. How is she posting this, She's not her CT Husband is doing it for her. thank you.
Away From Ct 6/8 - 6/10
Good Morning all... Just wanted to let everybody know that I will be out of town for a Convention Today Friday 08 June 2007 thru Sunday 10 June 2007. I'll be back sometime late afternoon or early evening on Sunday. I hope each of you have a fun and save weekend Chris AKA DvlDog 91
I So Love This...
THE BROKEN HEART. by John Donne He is stark mad, whoever says, That he hath been in love an hour, Yet not that love so soon decays, But that it can ten in less space devour ; Who will believe me, if I swear That I have had the plague a year? Who would not laugh at me, if I should say I saw a flash of powder burn a day? Ah, what a trifle is a heart, If once into love's hands it come ! All other griefs allow a part To other griefs, and ask themselves but some ; They come to us, but us love draws ; He swallows us and never chaws ; By him, as by chain'd shot, whole ranks do die ; He is the tyrant pike, our hearts the fry. If 'twere not so, what did become Of my heart when I first saw thee? I brought a heart into the room, But from the room I carried none with me. If it had gone to thee, I know Mine would have taught thine heart to show More pity unto me ; but Love, alas ! At one first blow did shiver it as gla
Oh My Shit You Don't Look A Thing Like That
Why do people make morphs that morph them from something they look nothing like into their picture? I understand the concept of wishful thinking. We all have a little bit of insecurity as far as how we look, but trying to cover it up with a pciture of some model that you look nothing like is really silly. Or a fantasy picture. Or something from a horror movie. I think if I ever did one of those I'd have to use a picture of myself from when I was seven or eight years old. At least that would be truthful. Yeah check me out I'm this old mentally. At least then I'm not a hot model, fairy, psycho killer, demon, hobbit with a heart full of napalm. Give me danger.
Another Poem I Wrought Intittled The Darkness In Side
i can not breath i can not hide from the things i keep in side i keep to my self the darkness inside .i see the world there is a warm glow but i feel like iam in the universe's under tow pulling under holding me below iam consumed in the darkness inside of me i feel as if iam the cosmos's prank the gods whiping boy is my fate the tears i have noone can relate to the darkness inside iam alone that i have made that is constantly cold i carode in the darkness inside my fate is sealed i have now soul to steal love is fleeting me evermore because of my darkness inside , i hate my fate this thing that happen to me as of late i can not wait for the long dark sleep to kill my darkness inside and when iam gone i pray that no other one will feel the same with the darkness in side
Welcome To Miami
AHHHH. I'm alive. Moving sucks balls. I tell you. Back in DC for a few days them back to florida again. Sorry to all my CT friends. I should be on most of the day so drop by and say hey!
Matt Walch
mmmhhh yummy
Rodney Dangerfield
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. Rodney Dangerfield
Oh Dear
this place is little bit quick for me but am sure i got hang of it. my life is wee bit weird at moment. lots going on its all to much aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh
Sweet And Sassy Is A Player So Beware
this woman on here called sweet and sassy is a player so all men beware she will talk you then when you get ready to meet she has 4 or 5 guys lined up and the bad thing bout it they are illegal immigrants maybe they need to ship her out along with them so guys just beware plese dont wanna see you all played like iwas but thanks to a friend i found out and backed off
Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and pass
Some Kind Of Heaven
Some Kind of Heaven by ~Eclectia on deviantART
Me... And My Mind...
All forms of communication fascinate me, hand gestures, turns of phrase, a sigh, the words people choose to express themselves, even music, not just the lyrics, the actual sound. The way the guitar will carry a note or the drum will roll, that precious, tortured wail of a well played violin. I love to watch people just jamming with each other, the way they speak through their instruments, almost walking hand in hand connected through their sound. I love to watch people, everywhere, doing anything (well almost anything). I sit in restaurants and listen and watch. By the time I pay the check I know what went on at each table around me. I know that the lady in the pink shirt is left handed, and very picky, I also know that the man across from her is tired, not sleepy, tired – of life or something like it. I ride B.A.R.T. and watch people think as they read, study, and work. I listen to their conversations and laugh, to myself. I make up lives for the still ones- the spacey or the sle
I Belive We All Have Days Like This...i Know I Do!!!
EVER HAVE A DAY LIKE THIS? I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I
Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8 Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in we use the
10 Commandments
Biker 10 Commandments 1) WE DO NOT HOLD! (purses, beers, coats and other peoples shit, etc.) 2) WE DO NOT WAIT! (for phone calls, slow people or losers) 3) NO FREE RIDES! (some type of payment is expected, ass gas or grass sweet thang~) 4) ALWAYS AVOID ASSHOLES AND PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS! (red necks in big trucks, 18 wheelers, and don’t get cut-off by sleds, fences, and holes larger than thy front tire) 5) HOLD NO OTHER BIKE HOLY OTHER THAN THY HARLEY-DAVIDSON! (You may wave at riders of rice burners, however you must help a “brother” in need) 6) BE KIND TO OLD PEOPLE, CHILDREN AND ANIMALS! (also don’t litter and “Don’t mess with Texas” remember the Guadalupe River Flood in October l998, water rights are free to everyone, not just land owners) 7) HONOR THY FODDER AND MUDDER AND TO THY OWN SELF BE TRUE! 8) ACCEPT THAT THERE IS A “HIGHER POWER” THAN OURSELVES! (and He rules. Ask Him to “show you the way” to serve Him every day of your life) 9) DO NOT STEA
To all my Friends~Family~Fans~Fan of ~~~~ just so that you know that i am moving this weekend so i probably will not be on for a few days ~~ you all know how it is to pack move and then un pack ~~ please stop by and show some of that wonderful cherry love that i know you all have ~~ and while you are here on my page check out the Guilty Pleasures Lounge ~~ we all have a great time in there ~ and a great staff to work with ~~ send me a message if you stoped by to show some love and when i get all settled i will return the love you you all ~~ have a beautiful weekend and will be back very soon ~~ HUGS AND KISSES TO YOU ALL!!!
Letter To Hope
I sit and dream of a love that is so strong that the wind and rain sing songs of joy.. I want desire and passion but i am begening to think that love like that is just in fairy tales and movies.. i dont remember how it feel to be with someone who wants me.or someone who enjoys holding one another. kissing in the rain or just some one to take a long walk to nowhere just to be together. dreams.....empty wishes... maybe i had my chances of love.. i tend to think that i should let go of the silly dreams of love i am not for sure how to turn off a dream i want someone who will love me i dont know but some times i wish i could turn that wanting off..i need to step away from the dream so maybe i can heal the whole in my emptiness that fills my spirit... a hollow feeling of nothing but wanting that i wish i could turn off i wonder how taking life one moment at a time will help me heal help smile help me laugh the liitle things in life that was alw
Tears Of Sorrow
I cry and as ther tears fall.. The angels weep with me.. .Tears of sorrow,tears of my fears.. I cry and the moon weeps with me. ..Tears fall from the mine run down my face.. I stand alone no comfort to arms to hold me.. as lonlyness fills my emptyness surrounds me ..missing all that has left me... I cry and the wind sings songs of pain.. Hope is has left me.. dreams have fadded i cry out to my soul.. i sit out side under the stars and weep.. as i weep the rain cries out i weep ..the wind i heart breaks.. trapped in a life of emptyness..trapped in sorrow ..trapped in a world with no comfort.trapped with no freedom ..i cry and as the ters fall..the angels weep...tears of sorrow..tears of my fears.. .i cry and the moon weeps with me......................
Definatly Smile At This One--click Play!
Yet Another Nsfw Issue
so, uh, I just feel the need to get this off my chest. Aren't we all adults on here? One would think so.. The easily offended don't belong here. I created a mumm with a (hilarious, mind you) video of this band from Norway. So what that they're all in wheelchairs - their balls are okay! I don't get why people flag shit as NSFW when this whole goddamn site is NSFW. If you're at work, you shouldn't be here anyway. Go to myspace, and leave us grownups to share whatever we want to. I know others have been having this problem too, but it's not like there was abuse, nudity, or anything remotely explicit about it, except for a few swears. Seriously, it pisses me off to no end.
Bite Me
These tears that have yet fallen Are burning inside these eyes Smell the rotten decaying flesh As it falls down inside My soul is what keeps on moving You smell the blood as it comes leaking out of my untorn flesh See it trickling down my worn fingers? Taste the disgraceful laugh Bite me as I lick your wounds Take this knife and stab into my torn heart See the thorns poking out of my skin See the worms crawling out of my eyes Lick the maggot I have became Taste the hatred that you have bestowed upon me Feel the anger that rises as I see your judgemental ignorance Can't you see what you've done to me? Can't you see the bones you have created? Why are these wounds invisible to you? Why? Because your blinded by the so-called beauty Of skin and bones and distasteful personality
Maddie Mccann Day 36
Police Deny Receiving Madeleine Call Spanish police have denied reports they received a telephone call from a man claiming to know where Madeleine McCann was. The message was earlier reported to be "credible" and so important that Gerry and Kate McCann put their schedule on hold while they awaited developments. Reports suggested the call had come from a pay-as-you go mobile from an unidentified country and the caller wanted to speak to the McCanns directly. A Spanish police source had originally insisted the message "did not appear to be a crank call". However, a Spanish police spokesman later described the report as "a lie". "All I can say is that it is a lie," a spokesman told The Associated Press. "I don't know where this came from but the police have no record of this call anywhere." Mr McCann has dismissed the call as "nothing of interest". The couple had been informed of the potential development while in Germany, where they were appealing to tourists w
Full Circle
It was a good song then. It's a good song now.
Baby I'm Yours
well my dog(he is in my pics)just had a 750.00 dollar operation! he twisted his stomach and flip it!cuz he was horny and after my girl dog mega moose(also in my pics)and he panted 4 days straight and filled his tummy with air.there was a 50/50% chance he culd of died but since i caught it the day he bloated up he has a 70% so he is ok now (2 days later) lots of staples!!nad he got his nuts cut also that day and the sewed his stomach to a muscle in his rib cage so it cant happen a again!!and thank god the vet is letting me make monthly payments!!!!
Wanted To Let You Know !!!!!
Just wanted to let all of my friends know that I will be out of the house all weekend. Am going to spend the weekend at my mother-in-laws to get a break from the heat !!!! We will be back sometime Monday afternoon after a meeting with my lawyer !!!! Will not have internet access this weekend so I just wanted to let you know and to wish you all a kick ass weekend !!!!! Russell
My Final Farewell
well ppls this is it i have to say see you all later i wont be on for while now so see you and take care and i hope to catch up with you all real soon *cries* im going to miss you all so very much
Want To Even Know More About Me Uh Uh **winks**
are you taken or single?do you like someone?have you been in love?if so how many times?what is your bf/gf's name?are you happy where are right now?what you look for in a gf/bf?what color of eyes?what color of hair?how old?how tall?heartshave you ever had your heart broken?do you break hearts?does someone have your heart right now?is your heart very fragile?other random ?'swhat is your name?nicknames..:best friend?how old are you?DOB:left handed or right?pet peeve?favorite color(s):do love your life?have you ever done something illegal?what is your middle name?last personthat called you?talked to?you cryed to?you laughed with?you laughed at?you hugged?you kissed?
Not Sure What I Feel...
So i sit here not sure what im feeling.. its just like i m here and i cant feel anymore a few song lyrics pop into my head to better decribe it as music is a very powerful tool.. I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hold The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything... I keep moving on tho even tho i feel so blank.. Heh sometimes i wear a great mask of hiding my emotion but some times i dont.. but always remember I'm a soldier, these shoulder's hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up, i'm a soldier, even if my collar bone's crush or crumble, I will never slip or stumble, But I sit here ans sometime i have no one to blame but myself... Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? Come down from your fences, open the gate It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you You better let somebody love you, before it's too late
I have an appointment at the tattoo shop tonight so hopefully I will have some more work to show on Monday. We started fading my tattoo on my chest so we can do a cooler breast plate.
Goddess Of Love
Goddess Of Love Sing her a love song Oh Valiant Knight ; Hold her hand in the moonlight come for a ride with her in her cat driven chariot. Freya will tighten her golden lariat no mortal man can resist the alluring charms of this seductress fae. falling victim to desire with her enticing sashay. A promise of a night of sweet pleasure awaits you come hold her in your arms Oh Valiant Knight your heart is now lost to her consuming fire of passion. Enflamed by her magical charms she played your body like a fiddler bow. Her golden web of love she spun enticing you to one night of fun. Then robbing you of your soul as you lied dying singing love Oh Valiant Knight ! She will ride away in her chariot through the galaxy of stars No man can claim the heart of the Goddess of Love © Jody Dickey
My Father
His breathing is shallow, his body is weak. He can't find comfort, yet in our touch that's what he seeks. The strongest man that I have ever known. Now sits before me no pity time has shown. He hasn't really changed not when you look deep inside. He's weary and tired yet he still has his pride. My heart wrenches as I look into his eyes. I fall to pieces as I listen to his painful sighs. Tears stream down my face as he struggles to breathe. Anger and fear rages, I can't help but to grieve. For the man that made me who I am today. For the agony he feels that I can't abate in any way.
Things That Go Bump In The Night...
After 6 years of college, vacillating between biology and the social sciences, I finally got a degree in psychology and at one time was a residential counselor at a transitional living program. In normal speak, it's a program that allows people to get back on their feet and become productive individuals in the community. I worked in a residential program with homeless mentally ill substance abusers. And when I wasn't counting psych meds and doing bed checks to make sure nobody OD’d on medication, accidentally or on purpose, I was soothing ruffled feathers. Needless to say, some pretty interesting things happen. One day a week, I work the graveyard shift, and quickly learned that evenings face totally different situations than days. One night a resident came into the office, and she was clearly upset. She informed me that her roommate had a male guest over. It was close to midnite, past visiting hours. Plus, as this older lady discretely put it, she was “having relations” with him
What Now??
OK, so now i have made a big decision in my life. I am going to move south to the cold country. Not sure why but i think only because of family.. I have so many rellys down there so why not go and be near them? I have a brother up here and never see or hear from him so now is time to make the move i am sure. my mum is about to turn 78 and i dont see her very often so if i go down there i might see her more. So i am making the move from Sunny Queensland to cold and miserable Adelaide..LOL Sunny Queensland?? I have my heater going flat out right now..So cold in sunny Queensland..LOL Thanks for reading this..nite and sweet dreams.. Tony.
Paradise I Miss Paradise
Standing on the edge of Paradise Someone waited too long. The door has shut, the moment passed, stupidity will hit soon, if it hasn’t already. Do you remember what it looked like? Do you imagine every day what it would be like? Can you imagine your life there? Standing there in front of me you waited too long. My eyes have opened, your chance is gone. We’ll all feel bad at the end, if we don’t already Do you remember what I looked like? Do you imagine every day what I’d be like? Can you imagine your life here? All the never ending nights have all ended with you on one side and me on the other. We stood too long peering into Paradise.
Paris Get-out-of-jail Free Drama: Day 2
This is insane! All the media attention at the courthouse in LA! And Paris thought she could get away with 'appearing' in court by phone! The police are now at her take her in. HAHAHAHAHA! LOL!
A bridge across the distance Between two souls apart A cliff on witch you can build With certainty in your heart A wish that can come true If only you believe A happiness so fulfilling By the gift that you receive Everybody searching Looking high and low For the mystery of friendship The truth they want to know Someone to speak their mind to Even when they don’t agree Someone to laugh and cry with Share hopes and company Everybody’s travelling Solo along their trail Taking one step at the time Sometimes scared that they might fail Take a look over your shoulder Hopefully you’re not alone Hold on and make it work So that feeling’s never gone Friendship, it’s a riddle Not always easy to reveal An enchanting melody With great power to mend and heal Friendship has so many faces But look around, and you will see You have to search no further Because one of them is me
Always For U
Do we realize the price we would both have to pay If our love became revealed in the light of day? My heart longs to be with you it longs to be set free To be released from the responsibilities I have to be together . . . you and me. Yet who we are dictates it says what we must do I know I must release you so you can find someone new. Please know I will always love you it will be your memory that caresses my face You are so much a part of me you will never be erased. So go in peace, my love occasionally whisper my name Always know I will come straight to you should my circumstances ever change.
Dear Alcohol,
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays, hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests atheart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with fire sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale bbq chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went t
Scene Negotiations
From: Scene Negotiations One of the most important things you can do to maximize a BDSM scene is to master the fine art of scene negotiation. And perhaps the surest way to make a scene go awry is to bypass them entirely. Negotiating a scene doesn't mean that you approach it as some kind of trade (I'll do this for you if you do that for me!), but rather that you freely and honestly discuss your wants, needs, and expectations with your partner. And it's worth emphasizing that whether you're a dominant top or a submissive bottom, in the context of scene negotiations, you must be equal partners. There might be a lot of ground to cover, or there might be very little. It all depends on the nature and intensity of the scene. If you're doing a flogging, you'll need to set ground rules as to technique, intensity and duration, and you'll need to establish safewords. You'll need to know of any physical limitations the subject of
Hard Limits
From : HARD LIMITS By Mistress Steel One of the first questions asked of a new submissive is "What are your limits?" To some extent this is a meaningless question because a new submissive doesn't know the answer to that question because they have never had those limits tested or challenged. Because of this, it is not uncommon for a submissive to state that "They have no limits!" The statement of no limits can mean only two things. Either the submissive is a lifestyle 'virgin', or the submissive is masochistically insane. All sane human beings have limits. There are or should be fundamental boundaries across which the human mind is incapable of retaining sanity should those boundaries be crossed. These are called hard limits. A Hard Limit is an issue or belief that must remain inviolate for the individual to retain a belief in themselves and the world around them. These are belief's that will never change. T
i'm trying to get to lev 11 and i need some help from all of yall pls
Fleetwood Mac
Dreams Fleetwood Mac Now here you go again You say you want your freedom Well who am I to keep you down It's only right that you should Play the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound Of your loneliness Like a heartbeat, drives you mad In the stillness of remembering what you had, And what you lost And what you had, And what you lost Thunder only happens when it's raining Players only love you when they're playing They say, women, they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean, you'll know You'll know Now here I go again, I see the crystal visions I keep my visions to myself It's only me who wants to wrap around your dreams and Have you any dreams you'd like to sell dreams of Loneliness like a heartbeat, drives you mad In the stillness of remembering what you had, And what you lost And what you had, oh what you lost Thunder only happens when it's raining Players only love you when they're playing women, they will come and
Can You Help Us Win???
How To Destroy The American Dream
(Speech was given in June 2005) We know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant. Last week there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington , DC , filled to capacity by many of American's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor by the name of Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest book, Mexifornia," explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal - was destroying the entire state of California. He said it would march across the country until it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream. Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave a stunning speech on how to destroy America. The audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States . He said, "If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to do. No nation in history has survive
Fleetwood Mac !
Gypsy Fleetwood Mac So I'm back, to the velvet underground Back to the floor, that I love To a room with some lace and paper flowers Back to the gypsy that I was To the gypsy... that I was And it all comes down to you Well, you know that it does And lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice oh, and it lights up the night And you see your gypsy You see your gypsy To the gypsy that remains faces freedom with a little fear I have no fear, I have only love And if I was a child And the child was enough Enough for me to love Enough to love She is dancing away from me now She was just a wish She was just a wish And a memory is all that is left for you now You see your gypsy Oh, You see your gypsy ooh, oh...ah Lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice And it all comes down to you Oh, And it all comes down to you Lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice And it all comes down to you I still see your bright eyes, bright eyes
Melissa Etheridge Hell Yea
Come To My Window Melissa Ethridge Come to my window, crawl inside Wait by the light of the moon Come to my window, I'll be home soon I would dial the numbers Just to listen to your breath I would stand inside my hell And hold the hand of death You don't know how far I'd go To ease this precious ache You don't know how much I'd give Or how much I can take Just to reach you Just to reach you Just to reach you Come to my window, crawl inside Wait by the light of the moon Come to my window, I'll be home soon Keeping my eyes open I cannot afford to sleep Giving away promises I know that I can't keep Nothing fills the blackness That has seeped into my chest I need you in my blood I am forsaking all the rest Just to reach you Just to reach you Oh, to reach you Come to my window, crawl inside Wait by the light of the moon Come to my window, I'll be home soon I don't care what they think I don't care what they say What do they know about t
Great Thanks To Colonel Repya
Two weeks ago, as I was starting my sixth month of duty in Iraq, I was forced to return to the USA for surgery for an injury I sustained Prior to my deployment. With luck, I'll return to Iraq to finish my tour. I left Baghdad and a war that has every indication that we are Winning, to return to a demoralized country much like the one I Returned to in 1971 after my tour in Vietnam. Maybe it's because I'll turn 60 years old in just four months, but I'm tired: I'm tired of spineless politicians, both Democrat and Republican Who lack the courage, fortitude, and character to see these difficult tasks Through. I'm tired of the hypocrisy of politicians who want to rewrite History when the going gets tough. I'm tired of the disingenuous clamor from those that claim they 'Support the Troops' by wanting them to 'Cut and Run' before victory is Achieved. I'm tired of a mainstream media that can only focus on car bombs And casualty reports because they are
Journey No One Can Touch Em !!!!!!11
Loving, Touching, Squeezin' Journey You make me weep and wanna die Just when you said we'd try Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other When I'm alone, all by myself You're out with someone else Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other You're tearing me apart, every every day You're tearing me apart Oh what can I say You're tearing me apart It won't be long yet, till your alone When your lover, oh he hasn't come home Cuz he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another He's tearin' you apart Oh every every day He's tearin' you apart Oh girl what can you say? Cus he's lovin', touchin' another Now it's your turn, girl, to cry Na na na na na na
Kenny Chesney
You Had Me From Hello Kenny Chesney One word, that's all you said Somethin' in your voice caused me to turn my head Your smile, just captured me And you were in my future as far as I could see And I don't know how it happened, but it happened still You asked me if I love you, if I always will Well you, had me from Hello I felt love start to grow The moment that I looked into your eyes, you won me It was over from the start You completely stole my heart And now you won't let go I never even had a chance you know You had me from Hello Inside, I built the walls So high around my heart, I thought I'd never fall One touch, you brought it down The bricks of my defenses scattered on the ground And I swore to me I wasn't gonna love again The last time was the last time, I let someone in But you, had me from Hello I felt love start to grow The moment that I looked into your eyes, you won me It was over from the start You completely stole my heart And now you w
Cherry Tap Sucks
Strange Bedfellows
What do "Happy Birthday", "Cherry Nyquil" and "a Case of the Jitters" have in common? Me. Happy Birthday: My birthday is June 13th. My father passed away June 14th, 2003. I never figured to have another Happy Birthday again, but this year may be different. They say time heals all, but what they don't tell you is, love does too... The cause of death on his certificate was "End stage of C.O.P.D.," but I believe the real cause was a broken heart. Ya see, we'd lost Ma just 4 months earlier, to a quick and unknown killer called "Pulmonary Fibrosis." They were married for 40 years. Now, if you aren't familiar with either of those diseases and you smoke, I highly recommend using Google. I'll give them to ya in a nutshell, to the best of my understanding though... "Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is a term referring to two lung diseases, chronic bronchitis and emphysema, that are characterized by obstruction to airflow that interferes with normal breathing. Both of these
Sexiest Feet Contest
% SEXIEST FEET CONTEST% WHO’S GOT THE SEXIEST FEET? VOTE NOW!! BOMBS AWAY!! CONTEST RUNS A FULL 7 DAYS ENDING JUNE 11TH @ NOON (CST) – TOP 3, WINS!! Help Me out, Not my best Pic, But vote a lil if u want. LilMissVixen For contest prize and info, please check out my blog: Thanks and much love to all!! Please repost!! Luscious♥Mami
Don't Miss The Goo Goo Dolls Tonight!
FRIDAY, Jun 8, 2007 The Goo Goo Dolls are performing on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno tonight!
Hot Wax, The Intense Sensation
Hot Wax, the Intense Sensation By Mistress Renee & gunga din Introduction Hot wax is one of the more intense and erotic things that we, as BDSM players, get involved in. However, hot wax can be considered edge play and something that requires training and experience. Hot wax applied improperly is dangerous! Hot wax applied properly and at the right time in a scene is immensely erotic. In the following paragraphs, we will attempt to address not only the ways to apply hot wax to a submissive, but also what tools to use and special safety issues to be considered while doing hot wax play. General Safety Rules As we said in the introduction, hot wax applied improperly is dangerous! Using the wrong melting point wax and/or not checking temperature of the molten wax can result in up to third degree burns, requiring immediate attention by a physician. Obviously, most of us are not interested in a ride naked in an ambulance after having suffered serious burns and having to live th
Sts-117 Atlantis Update 1:10 Pm Est.
STS-117 Atlantis update 1:10 PM EST. 06.08.07 - 11:30 AM EDT The loading of Atlantis' external tank with 500,000 gallons of liquid oxygen and hydrogen began at 9:55 a.m. The "topping off" of propellants into the tank will continue until launch. All systems onboard the space shuttle are functioning normally and ready for liftoff @ 7:38 PM Watch Live:
This Is Just Too Funny Not To Tell.
Ok, now for the record, I had to admit that this was completely off the wall. My ex, who has finally taken the hint that I don't want to be bothered, apparently shaved his head last night. I can tell you that I have seen pictures with his head shaved. and it doesn't look right on him. Of course, he never looked as cute either. But then again it doesn't bother me, since I am not with him. I just think it's the funniest thing that he has shaved his head and thinks he looks cute. So, I went into work this morning and we kind of had a weird feeling that we could possibly go home early. We kind of figured that it was going to be a going home early type of day. I can live with that since I just don't feel good right now anyway with my sinuses as they are right now anyway. So it was a welcome relief when I was able to come home. I am probably going to lay down here in a bit but we'll see what happens in the meantime.
In My Room
In my room, there are no doors Just emptiness and loneliness within Escape is pointless in my mind For the outside is worse than my prison In my room, there are no windows No sunlight or images streaming in People and entities roam the earth I find it safer in the corner of my room In my room, there is no light Blackness envelopes all like mist My face remains hidden like my mind In a forgotten place of forgotten souls In my room, there is no sound I love the silence, finally at peace My thoughts deafen me in chorus As I hide from a world full of pain In my room, my mind is unlocked Unleashed with certainty, my insanity Fearing the world outside my walls I start to create another layer In my room, chastised for my ideals Tradition and morals, mocked and torn My room was inevitable after first love lost In the mists of time, but a distant past In my room, belittled for caring Affection, love, unappreciated outside Ridicule, heartache, pain and miser
You Blow.
You pretty much blow. A lot. If there was a way to quantify how much you blow, you can be damn sure you'd have been quantified... um... or, you know.. your blowage would have been er... rated. And quantified. Anyway. You blow. That was the point.
Question Some Of Yall Ask
1)am i a freak? i don't consider myself one i just do what i do. so r u a freak? 2) how i like to get down wit someone? it's what eva. can explain more to u if u ask the right questions. so tell me how u like to get down up here or tho mail? 3) do i like anal sex? Hell I’m down wit that so do u like fucking a chick that way, n what u like about it? 4) would i consider myself a playa? lol nah i don't like to play but if a nigga think he can then u have hell on ya hand cause i know just about everything a nigga or female will do. just say i know the freakin game. are u a playa, lover, friend, or associate? yes its a different in all of them. 5) do i have a man? i have a friend nothing more n nothing less. I do have a girlfriend n I love u so much Jazz do u have ne one special? 6) what i look for in a man? just say i want him to be real wit me good or bad, know how to dress, can take jokes, like to have fun, respect that i luv to smoke my green, can st
Dear Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays, hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests atheart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with fire sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale bbq chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went t
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Yay! I Didn't Puke!
That was pretty much the highlight of that interview. I didn't throw up on my hopefully soon to be boss. So you can imagine that the rest of it went pretty well. I got a tour of the place and all was well, took the train back home... ...and got piss drunk. Well...not piss...more like stumbly. My boyfriend and I decided to hit up Open Bar with a bunch of our friends. Think Martini Lounge with a large group of 21 year olds drinking like crazy for 2 hours. I ended up dancing with some random chick to Bobby Brown of all things, and some random mix of 80's music. All in all a good night. Until my Drunky McDrunk boyfriend became McPuckface instead. But that's alright. He's Irish.
Life Versus Death
Tomorrow morning you could wake up dead. Just the thought of it makes people cry. That is the day that everyone dreads. The day when it is your turn to die. Life is a privilege we take advantage of. We don’t appreciate it until it’s gone. One day we could find ourselves high above. Sitting in the middle of god’s front lawn. When the icy grip of death is near. It gives a lot of people a scare. It fills almost everyone with great fear. But personally I do not care. So live each day as though it’s your last. Because your life could end in one big blast.
Death’s Knife By(sorpio11120)
Over and again I find myself in This world that doesn’t make any sense. But I come to it again and again This world that strips me of every defense. I sleep each night in my bed of shelter Wounding what the next day will bring me I dream and hope that my hate won’t swelter I send my deep and lasting love to thee Living brings only sorrow and hatred. Death breeds peace, calm and eternal life Death clears the obstacles that I must tread But how can I escape life’s ready knife? When life breeds sorrow and sadness of death I will look for your ever gentle breath.
Lucky Me!
I got my points from one of those surveys during Happy Hour! I got double the points. Thanks to... Sponsored By: »†HøM姫 © "CT rocks, level up!" Home of the first online Happy Hour!
Let It Burn Usher [Intro] I don't understand why See it's burning me to hold onto this I know this is something I gotta do But that don't mean I want to What I'm trying to say is that I-love-you I just I feel like this is coming to an end And its better for me to let it go now than hold on and hurt you I gotta let it burn [Verse 1] It's gonna burn for me to say this But it's comin from my heart It's been a long time coming But we done been fell apart Really wanna work this out But I don't think ya gonna change ya I do but you don't Think it's best we go our separate ways Tell me why I should stay in this relationship When I'm hurting baby, I ain't happy baby Plus theres so many other things I gotta deal with I think that you should let it burn [Chorus] When your feeling ain't the same and your body don't want to But you know gotta let it go cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to Even though this might bruise you Let it burn Let it burn Gotta l
Tracy Chapman
Give me one reason to stay Tracy Chapman Give me one reason to stay here - and Ill turn right back around Give me one reason to stay here - and Ill turn right back around Because I dont want leave you lonely But you got to make me change my mind Baby I got your number and I know that you got mine But you know that I called you, I called too many times You can call me baby, you can call me anytime But you got to call me Give me one reason to stay here - and Ill turn right back around Give me one reason to stay here - and Ill turn right back around Because I dont want leave you lonely But you got to make me change my mind I dont want no one to squeeze me - they might take away my life I dont want no one to squeeze me - they might take away my life I just want someone to hold me and rock me through the night This youthful heart can love you and give you what you need This youthful heart can love you and give you what you need But Im too old to go chasing you a
hey people I probley wont be on much as your use to seeing me on cause of shit going on around here at the moment its just been really crazy but anyway I'll try to get back with you when I can... stay good!love yall!
Sts-117 Atlantis Launch Blog #3
STS-117 Atlantis launch Blog #3 3:00 PM EST 2:08 p.m. - The inspection team is looking at a hanging bracket on the mobile launcher platform to decide whether it could become a safety issue for launch. 2:20 p.m. - NASA's ships Freedom Star and Liberty Star are stationed about 140 miles in the Atlantic Ocean to recover the solid rocket boosters after they separate from the vehicle and fall back to Earth. The boosters will be refurbished and used for a future shuttle launch. 2:30 p.m. - During the inspection, the Ice Team members take the launch pad's elevator up to the 255-foot level and work their way down. Using binoculars and infrared scanners, the team can get a better look at hard-to-see areas. 2:40 p.m. - Shuttle Weather Officer Kathy Winters reported that the clouds hovering over Kennedy Space Center are slowly making their way west and the forecast for launch is still "green." 2:45 p.m. - At T-3 hours and holding the countdown is about halfway throug
I Am Back Woo Hoo
Hot Myspace Comments Thanks to all those who stopped by and left me love while i was away! But I am back now! Loves you all!~Heather
I have felt the dagger, Slide clean n2 my heart. I have fallen 2 the ground, & there I lie.. I awaken & look round... I gather up the peices, Of who I was & look @ each 1... Carefully, analytically & without emotion... What do I keep? What do I throw away? Slowly & slowly, I create a self that I want 2 b, & who I was dies... As Who I am comes alive.
Please Help Me, Rate, Comment Bomb---please, I Am Losing My Ass
Net Lovers
I see your picture but don't see your face. Distance keeps apart feelings we can't erase. To hear your voice makes me smile. To be in your arms I'd walk a million miles. We feel so close but are so far. Luck may have us wish upon the same star. Even though we've never met. We are lovers on the net.
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Crazy On U
Crazy on you Heart We may still have time We might still get by Every time I think about it I want to cry With the bombs and the devils And the kids keep coming Nowhere to breathe time to be young But I tell myself that Im doing alright Theres nothing left to do tonight but go crazy on you My love is the evening breeze touching your skin The gentle sweet singing of leaves in the wind The whisper that calls, after you in the night And kisses your ear in the early light You dont need to wonder, youre doing fine And my love, the pleasures mine Let me go crazy on you Wild mans world is crying in pain What you gonna do when everyone is insane So afraid of wanting, so afraid of you What you gonna do....ahhhhhhhhhh Crazy on you, crazy on you, let me go crazy crazy on you I was a willow last night in my dream I bent down over a clear running stream I sang you the song that I heard up above And you keep me alive with your sweet, flowing love
I Just Say Something....????
In heaven there is angels,not on the earth and that we can see... I feel that i,m normal.I walk in the sreets and look like everyone else. And no one know i,m grazy. Sometimes is good that you acting like stupid, So everybody think,that you are same level. laugh to yourself...and evrybody think you idiot. Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. Be yourself cos that is a new step for being better you. Life is like you draw whithout rubber... Dont waist your life,is not return for freeback.
OH, you sweet temptation, You can talk so smooth, You make me shiver with delight. I still remember your words Whispered in my ear Over the phone You made me scream. More! You make me remember This night Of delight Every single day. When will you Do it again? You're so bad for me. And yet I can't resist. Moth to a flame. Will get burned one day. And only I am to blame
For My Daughter Amber & Tiffany
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Everyday Struggles
I have a hard enough time trying to be positive when things are going right. And an even harder time being happy with how I look. This extra weight is killing me and I know I do look different though most tell me I look fine. I don't get drinks bought for me at the bar anymore or compliments anymore. It isn't the same on the net cause well it is the net. It is hard to love when you feel like no one loves you and no one believes in you. Plus when nothing ever goes right and people keep telling you that you can't do anything right it is hard to believe you can. When you have been put down your entire life by everyone that was suppose to care about you it is hard to believe that you deserve anything that is good.
Ever wish you could buy happiness in a bottle???
Sts-117 Atlantis Launch Blog #4
STS-117 Atlantis launch Blog #4 4:00 PM EST NASA: STS-117 Mission Preview 3:05 p.m. - At T-3 hours and holding, there is about 45 minutes left in the built-in hold. 3:10 p.m. - The Atlantis crew members are in the suit-up room of the Operations and Checkout Building. They're being helped into their launch and entry spacesuits by skilled technicians. 3:20 p.m. - The Closeout Crew is waiting at the White Room on Launch Pad 39A. The White Room sits on the end of the orbiter access arm catwalk that extends to Atlantis' crew module. They will make the final preparations for the astronaut's arrival at the pad, in about an hour. 3:21 - p.m. The Atlantis astronauts are in the final stages of suiting up. 3:24 - p.m. Although there are a few off-shore showers reported, the forecast calls for them to clear out and not be an issue at launch time. 3:34 p.m. - There are 8 minutes and 30 seconds left in the T-3 hour hold. 3:40 p.m. - NASA Test Director Steve Payne
The Wrong Army
This article was written by retired Chief Petty Officer and award winning novelist, Jeff Edwards. America's military can win wars. We've done it in the past, and I have absolute confidence that we'll continue to do it in the future. We've won fights in which we possessed overwhelming technological superiority (Desert Storm) as well as conflicts in which we were the technical underdogs (the American Revolution) We've crossed swords with numerically superior foes, and with militaries a fraction of the size of our own. We've battled on our own soil (Civil War) and on the soil of foreign lands(Iwo Jima) On the sea Under the sea And in the skies We've even engaged in a bit of cyber-combat, way out there on the electronic frontier. At one time or another, we've done battle under just about every circumstance imaginable, armed with everything from muskets to cruise missiles. And, somehow, we've managed to do it all with the wrong Army. That's right, America has the wrong Army. I don't kno
Wrong Military Game
This article was written by retired Chief Petty Officer and award winning novelist, Jeff Edwards. America's military can win wars. We've done it in the past, and I have absolute confidence that we'll continue to do it in the future. We've won fights in which we possessed overwhelming technological superiority (Desert Storm) as well as conflicts in which we were the technical underdogs (the American Revolution) We've crossed swords with numerically superior foes, and with militaries a fraction of the size of our own. We've battled on our own soil (Civil War) and on the soil of foreign lands(Iwo Jima) On the sea Under the sea And in the skies We've even engaged in a bit of cyber-combat, way out there on the electronic frontier. At one time or another, we've done battle under just about every circumstance imaginable, armed with everything from muskets to cruise missiles. And, somehow, we've managed to do it all with the wrong Army. That's right, America has the wrong Army. I don't kno
A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar..the priest says "Have you heard the one about us".
This Is From A Good Friend...
Did anyone ever tell you, just how special you are? That your smile is brighter than all the stars. Did anyone ever tell you how you make others feel? How you give them a friendship that hardly seems real. Did anyone ever tell you
I Was There
I was there, Through all the rainy storms I was there, through all your changing forms I was there, when no one else wanted to be I was there, everytime you needed me I was there, when everyone else gave up I was there, when you felt like a worthless lump I was there, when you felt confused I was there, to try to keep you amuzed I was there, when times got really bad I was there, even when you made me mad I was there, when you were hurting inside I was there, to go along for the life long ride I was there, when no one gave a shit I was there, to help you out of the pit I was there, to hold you when you cried I was there, to congradulate you when you tried I was there, when your sky seemed to fall I was there when everyone else made you feel so small I was there, when you started to feel crazy I was there, to push you when you got lazy I was there to help you when you got sick I was there, when the air seemedto be to thick
Random Ramblings
I don't normally blog. Most of my thoughts don't make any sense to anyone else who reads them, so I keep a private journal at home, one in which I can write and feel my hand glide across the paper, letting thought and thoughtlessness flow freely and unchecked. I have been thinking about words, and what they represent. Most of the time they are merely a way to express inaudible thought, a form of verbalizing an idea. But lately, I have been paying more attention to the way words are spoken, how they are phrased, contemplating why this words was used instead of that word. I have to say that this adds an interesting aspect to any conversation. It tells secrets about the speaker. Paying attention to both form and content tells you more about a personality than just decribing it ever could. This isn't some mind blowing epiphany or anything, just an older concept re-employed by one who is truly fascinted by people and the way in which humans interact. I did take me this long to ap
I Got Played
Inspirational Math!
From a Mathematical Viewpoint: What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 101%? What equals 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 1 9 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% but, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% AND, look how far the Love of God will take you L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101% Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the
Dale Is A Mother Again
Had a phone call from the old owners of Lacy and Dale, Dale has had her foal this morning about 7:00 AM, a young stud foal, Sorrel, 2 white socks and a white blaze.... must be taking after the Father So it looks like Dale will be with us in a few weeks now, and maybe baby too, until it has finished weaning.
Jessa Is Leaveing Us
Dj Hotness AKa Jessa Is doing her last show, So come say your good byes!! (CLICK THE BANNER TO CHECK IT OUT!!) (repost of original by 'Dj Hottness †Insanity† Owner of I C' on '2007-06-08 14:11:52') (repost of original by 'Captain Switchblade, Jessas Yang' on '2007-06-08 14:15:19') (repost of original by 'Dj
Why Be Childess?
Why do people have to be so childess my Bf got his account paused cause someone want to report him for cussing in the shout box witch he never did why do people have to be like this belive most are just jealous he has me and no one else can
The last couple of days have been bad. There was a saw stolen a few weeks ago, that’s in one of my blogs so not going to talk about that here. Well because of that my bosses have been getting there butts chewed on for the last week or so. Well there pissed off, with good reason. But now there passing it on to us!! I don’t think that is fair. But its part of life, and any work environment. Yesterday I get bitched out because of something I did. I was just trying to be helpful. I help one of middle management with a task. I use to work for a cleaning company up until about two months ago. Got tired of there shit and walked of the job. Well this place where I work was also the place I cleaned at. How I got this job. Well the company I worked for lost this account; mainly because they lost there two best workers, my current girlfriend worked here also. Lots of good times in some of the offices J. But I digress. So this guy asked me to help him show the new people out. Well the new cleaners
Camping Trip
Well peeps its been a fun time yesterday..Took a break and went camping for a change. Took my family and headed off to Lamp Modoc in modoc indiana.....have to say not a bad place actually..plenty there to do activities, golf, swimming know the basic stuff. Well after pitching camp getting things squared away the rest of the family went swimming for a while so i could finish things up fired up the grill and got lunch ready. Afterwards was the fun time. I brought everyone a pole and my 15ft. surf rod....was a 12ft fiberglass rod till i modified it. Well the fish wasnt biting too well at 1st and it was like 92 outside so the rest of them wanted to go back swimming again. i stayed went out to the bigger part of the lake and casted out about 100 yards with the surf rod and broke out my spincast rod. I only casted about 4 ft off the bank with a nightcrawler and the bobber took off went under. I though it was a bluegill or crappie at 1
Surprises In Store In The Next Couple Weeks
within the next three weeks i plan on changing the way i look, dress, and im changing my attitude. no more letting people tease me and walking all over me i have had it with so called friends that pretend to be my friends i dont care what people fucking think of me i care about what i look like and what my real friends see of me i plan on a more casual look a look that i can be happy about for all my fake friends that pretend to like me until you walk over me go fuck yourself i know who my true friends are and some of my real friends are right here on cherrytap and you know who you are and i really love my true friends alot and i thank them from the bottom of my heart for all the advice and support
I'm getting off Cherry Tap... So if y'all wanna reach me.... ask me for my yahoo and aim.... myspace -
hope that all of you have a good weekend off to get drunk
Some Days Its Not Worth Chewing Through The Restraints!
just some one liners bashing about everyone! > Q: What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? > > A: You can drop her off anywhere. > > > > Q: What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? > > A: Outlaws are wanted. > > > > Q: What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? > > A: Whatever she wants. He's sleeping. > > > > Q: How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? > > A: It isn't hard. > > > > Q: How can you piss off your wife while your making love? > > A: Call her from your cell phone. > > > > Q: Why are gypsies so careful when they're making love? > > A: They have crystal balls. > > > > Q: Why did God give women nipples? > > A: To make suckers out of men. > > > > Q: What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her > wedding night? > > A: His last name. > > > > Q: What's the down side to a threesome? > > A: You
To A Fellow Writer...u Know Who U R Ma"lord
ESCAPE Run to the darkness you'll find me there Join me and I'll try to calm your fear So alone am I struggling in my sorrow Just as with many this path I follow Thru morbid thoughts and shattered dreams Release found in my desperate screams Belonging to demons that won't fade away Hope you leave this shaded place someday Light my dark halls with a bright heart Please escape, tho I'll hate us to part Show me there are better times to be lived Take my friendship for it's what I do give...
Ghost Photos
I took some night photos recently of a haunted place where I live called Knighton Gorges, this site will not upload them, every other pic I've tried has ulpoaded, the pics of me in my default album are the same size as the Knighton pics, it just says error everytime. A bit odd.
Dark Dreams
The KnightMare is Ridding The KnightMare is riding, Watch your dreams, The KnightMare is riding, She Hears your screams, The KnightMare is racing, Don't close your eyes, The Knightmare is racing, To steal your dreams prize, Blacker than night, A heart of coal, A hide of Ebony, Hear her roar, Breath of fire, The steed from hell, Eyes full of anger, Heed her well, Upon her back, The Dark Knight sits, Guiding her path, Where he sees fit, Don't close your eyes, Don't you dare sleep, He will guide her, T'ward the dreams keep, But on her way, She passes through hell, Through many dreams, She knows the path well, He guides her head, She guides her own heart, Blacker than night, In dreams she will take part. The KnightMare is Riding
So I'm doing this to let you all know i i'm more on DES then anything you have a better chance to chat it up with me there. When you join let me know so i can find you and add you and do some posting with you all.
Please don't send me naked pics, ask me if i "wanna cum" over the shout box, or stalk me on Aim/Msn/Yahoo. I'm always down to make new friends but please if I don't respond it means I'm not interested. Seriously unless I seem like I'm interested leave me alone.
Brings Another Day
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~truly Happy~
WwW.SparkleTags.Com Happy...I am truly Happy I take each day as it comes and I am thankful for my life I still have days when I feel alone or sad, but they are becoming fewer I see things in a different way, not like when I was being suppressed by a ugly darkness that I once lived in I am in no rush to find a partner, I know that one day this will be I just want to enjoy a life full of peace and serenity This is what is meant to be
Is It Me?
Hey! Is it me or there a lot of damn Kimmi's on Cherry Tap LMAO!!
More News
Space shuttle launch was a 'hit'! Picture perfect! 118th flight, 21st to the space station...way cool!
My Mother
In 1993, the east was hit with a major snow storm. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania had gotten over 23 inches of snow in less then 24 hours. Midway into the storm I took 2 of my children out to play in the snow. After being out there for about 30 minutes I noticed my daughter, who was 9 at the time, looking up towards the sky and laughing. Naturally I thought she was laughing at the huge snowflakes. I walked over to her and asked her what she was laughing at and her reply was.. "look, don't you see her?" Looking up where she was pointing, all I saw was a blanket of snow. "No Sarah, I don't see anyone" I replied to her. "See who? I asked. Sarah then turned to me and said "NaNa". This was the name my oldest son called my mother. So, I decided to play along with her I asked her what she was doing. She said nothing, just smiling. So I told her to wave at her which she did. She then started to giggle and said that my mother waved back at her. Now sh
My Ramblings
BUMPER STICKERS....!!!!!! 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. 3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. 6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking. 10. To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing. 11. If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. 14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home 19. I Have Th
Just Today ...
... I lost a friend. And this goes out to him (hopefully, he'll read it): *~Although we've only known each other a short time, you are still special to me. No matter how badly you may think of yourself, I think highly of you. And although we may not speak, I still think of you as my friend and always will. Should you need a shoulder, you've got mine. I will be here if you need me. Best of luck to you, hun.~* ~J~
Herb Properties
Angelica: detoxifies, good for exhaustion, nerves and arthritis Anise: Euphoric, stimulates the senses, a natural deoderant, relaxation, emotional balance Basil: relieves mental fatigue, clears the mind, is said to relieve migrains Bay: Helps respiratory disorders and depression, and stimulates memory Benzoin: Good for rashes, eczema, dry and chapped skin Bergamot: Relaxing and refreshing, builds confidence, for oily and blemished skin Calendula: Helpful with leisons and vericose veins Cardamon: Helps with stress and digestion, very uplifting, for colds and flu Cassia: Stimulating, deodorizing, comforting, anti-flammatory Cedarwood: Good for aches, oily skin, psoriasis, insect repellant, natural deodorizer Chamomile: relaxes muscles, soothing, aphrodisiac Clary Sage: uplifting, stress and tension, promotes aleep and is an aphrodisiac Clove: deodorizer, infections, athletes foot, sprains repels insects Citronella: uplifting, insect repellant, effec
I've Done It
I have gone through and pared down my friends list and the list of people who I was fans of. Each list has about 19 or so people in it. If you're close enough to me that I consider you family, you didn't lose my friendship or my fan. Quite frankly, this has been nagging at me to be done. There were so many that I simply didn't hear from very often and I have things that keep me busy and therefore I don't get to everyone that was on my list of friends and fans. Some were likely simply added for the points, I'm not here for the points, I could care less about that anyways. I am on cherry tap to talk to friends that I communicate with on a regular basis. If you don't find me interesting enough to talk to more than once or whatever, eh, I can probably do without ya. That's the way it is.
Plastic Lol Lol
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!' The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. ''The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.' 'And what about the third rose ?' she asked. 'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'
Hey I'm one of those rare few who likes their jobs. I am head baker. I haven't been there long, but the enviroment is great. Also i got a raise today. that is always good right. The only downfall is that I go in at 5 am. I am not a morning person and never have been. It is tough at times to get out of bed. But anyway, i'll keep u posted on things.
The Way I Am Now..
Hi all, kinda feel down tonight,Birthday coming up on June 26 and still have no clue what to do... any suggestions will be greatly appreciated. have a good and safe weekend.
i was bad again and didnt do as i was told i fell asleep before all my chores were done thats how i got found by my master. which is why i am tie bent over a chair blindfold and not sure what u got planed i hear a woosh before a bamboo cane hits my bare ass with a sting i bite the ball gag rather then making noise for that just makes it worse on me after 20 strikes the ball gag is removed and replaced with ur hard cock that greedily i suck and lick u till u cum all over my face to be continued
For Th Dads On My Friends List!!!
You are our knight in shining armor You are our knight in shining armor, Pilgrim of our plea, The Atlas for our wounded world, Our rescuer at sea. You are the pillar of our hopes, The deep bass of our song, The strength that underlies our strength, The calm for which we long. You came into our house of dreams And turned it into truth, Entering at just the point Where yearning shatters youth. What could motivate someone To bear another's load But that most beautiful of lights, The inner lamp of love.
For My Girlfriends !!that Are Always Here For Me!!
My Best Friend Once was here now is gone I will always love forever the laughs the tears the smiles without her my life has no direction no ups nor downs no smiles or frowns I miss her I cry I see her I lie what ever went wrong I can mend I will always love forever my very best friend
My First Blog
Do you ever have one of those days? That turns into one of those weeks? Where absolutely everything goes wrong. Things that by themselves aren't so bad but when you put them all together, it adds up to lots of yucky stuff. Well, I have had been having one of those days that turns into one of those weeks. But I would like to thank my cherrytap friends for always brightening my day. Whether it's a shoutbox comment or leaving a comment on my always brings a smile to my face to sign in and find a pleasant surprise. And especially to my girl are the best. I luv ya! Anyway..........I just wanted to say thanks!!! :)
We love the smallest things Yet we never notice they're there We get attached to them yet we don't see them until they fade away Its not until we see them for the very last time That our eyes get watery That empty tears fall down We live with the thought That they'll always be there We think we never have to say "I love you" That we'll have time later to show them we care Yet in a time so short they just slip away And we're left with the feeling of loneliness And the urge to yell "I miss you, come back!" We never know what we have until we have lost it Like the wise men say So when you still have them Tell them you love them Show them you care Don't wait till the next day Because that next day might be the day- the day they fade away..…
ya know, i don't understand people at times. At work I was beat boxin and me being black this kid says oh look dave's speaking like his ancestors in their native land. Spit spit click click. Then I said shut up p*ll*ck, and he's like if you call me the p word again i'ma call u the n word. So I apologized and said it's in his best interest not to talk to me. So needless to say I'm not talkin to him. I have no time for racism.
Im Back For Now!
I'm back for now. For how long this time I have no clue. We were fortunate enough to have the 2 Tornados that threatened us pass only causing terrible havoc to the Wisconsin folks. Pray for those that all is well. I stayed shut down for a couple of days with the strong winds still beating us, so that I didnt get whiplash while hanging out on the tap. lol Only damage we received was a few blown down tree branches and our satellite went out. Just thankful for no more damage. I want to thank all of you who continue to pour in the comments while I was away. I love all you guys. I truly have the best of friends on my list.
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About Me
I AM 25 yr old single female i live in illinois i am a mother of 4 lovly kids but they dont live with me because i made some bad chooses when i was younger and i decided to give my kids they life that i couldnt just so everyone knows i make the choose for my kids because i love them with all my heart
Dedication Rite
Dedication Rite This is an important ritual to mark inner change, a rite of passage to a new identity as a Wiccan. Wiccans prefer the term 'Dedication' to 'Initiation', although it is the same thing. Dedicating one's life to the Goddess is serious as well as happy, and no less so when done in private as when in a group. It should be prepared for through moons of contemplation. Certain Wiccans believe that Dedication is not something to be undertaken alone, and that in needs the involvement of some form of priestesshood to meditate on the Mysteries. But the path of divinity is open to us all and should not be controlled by any priestesshood. Wiccans have always been individuals, and while there is much to recommend group study, anyone who wishes to follow a lone path should feel free to do so. As certain Wiccans believe that this rite must be preformed in the company of a coven or another Wiccan, others believe that only the Goddess and the God can initiate you. Any dedication
What Men Would Do If They Had A Vagina...... :))
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
"pain" -- Three Days Grace
"Pain" Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I kno
Some Ppl Never Cease To Amaze Me
Why is it that men feel the need to call women whores, sluts, gutter tramps, tricks etc.... when she tells them she isnt interested? I mean seriously does this make their dick hard? Some guy old enough to be my father 2wice over got his fix a flat, better known to some as viagra filled apparently and decided to pick me out of a crowd and make his moves on me and I was polite and told him with all do respect "sir" but I am not interested. He proceeded to tell me he had money and all the luxeries a woman could want. given I dont have a vehicle at the moment and one would sure look nice, but I dont feel as I should go to such measures to get it, I will get one on my own, it may take me awhile to get it but you know the thing is I will appreciate it alot more knowing i busted my ass to acheive a goal But anyways, seriously, before you decide to hop in my shout box or my messy, know you're role and dont assume that the fact you may have a lot of money impresses me. I cannot and will n
Voted Best Short Joke Of 2007
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike
Pussy Poesy ( Women Or Men Only )
Oh pussy mine! I worship thee And bow in love With Reverie Sweet fragrant scent Sheer desperate plea For tender hands Adoring thee Sleek thighs I bare To seek thy treasure My only need To gift thee pleasure Most sacred gem Rooted in thy mound Golden curls I part To thee I’m bound Sweet nectar swirls Oh nourish me! Thy potion flows Pure poetry! Senses heighten Reason rests Hardened nipples Swollen breasts Frenzied movements Thrashing hips Come, come, my Love Upon my lips Once more, my Darling? Turn over please “Brute” aches and hungers For thee to seize Oh Sweetest heart My Destiny! Through Heaven’s door Breathe Ecstasy!
What Should I Do
I don't know what to do my ex wife wants to take away my parenting rights she wants full custody of my son and she is taking me to court for it
The Pink Dress
There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat And watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see If the little girl would still be there. Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was Yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place For young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no Effort to speak to her. Deformities are a low blo
Do You Like Riddels
round like apple ,deep like a cup yet all of the king,s horses can,t pull up
Your Voice ( A Guy Talk'n 2 A Gurl )
I close my eyes and make you be Right here right now Touching me Your voice it tells me where to touch Just how hard And just how much I feel your hands exploring me My body is tingling I wish you could see See all my goose bumps, hard nipples too See all the things Your words can do I can feel the blood rush to my head Good thing I am laying In my bed Your voice, it caresses my very soul Makes me want to cum This is your goal And now you put me to the test You know to hear That you love me best Will send me over the edge, you know Make my body explode Oh God! Here I go... I am sent crashing into you My sweet man I’m so glad that you knew Just what to say And what to do To make me cum On the phone for you
Got A Blast!!! And A Haircut!
We were given a blast today! thank you F****** hot marina and We will blow the pic up again tomorrow! Be on the lookout for it everyone, and also look for your name in it! We mentioned most of our close friends in it, but If we left you out, just let us know adn we will get ya next time! Oh yeah, Shannon got a haircut too! Go check It out in his personal profile on our family list here! He is Rock steady. Friend him if ya want! Bye everyone! :-D
Sending Some Laughter---
Girlfriend and Sister's Week I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have. To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you! National Girlfriends Day What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! It is good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposit
I Remember...
Along time ago, I was driving on the base, a friend's car you, and out of the blue, a squirrel sped across the street. I did my best to swerve to miss it but alas, it was not to be, I ran completely over the little guy...Much to my amusement, and further appreciation of the squirrel race, a thump...thump...and off he went, scurrying up the nearest tree. You see, this little animal wasn't even bruised and went about his day gathering acorns or whatever was available and certaining taking a well deserved nap. Otters of the world...Try to bounce back from a camaro.....
Another Day
well another day has been and gone, and things are getting easier. When you finially turn the tables on someone who is trying to bring you down and you don't even have to play dirty to get there. Its a great feeling when you can take a bad situation and turn it into a good one with out stooping to thier level. They say laughter makes everything better, and you know what ? I agree. I turned it all into a joke, and with out even trying people are chattin away about how dumb the other person was for even tryin to start issues. Thanks everyone for the advice it did help, I am just a take it on kind of girl, But I played my cards right this time. looked at the whole picture and made notes, collected evidence, and then prevaled at this time. I am sure its not over yet but now I am ready and will continue to keep what I am doing. stay proffesional at work and blog on here lol . thanks for readin.
"the Wall Around My Heart "
I have a wall you can not see Because it's deep inside of me. It blocks my heart on every side. And helps emotions there to hide. You can't reach in, You can't reach out. You wonder what it's all about. The wall I build you cannot see Results form insecurity. Each time my tender heart was hurt The scars within grew worse and worse. So stone by stone I built a wall that's now so thick it will not fall. Please understand that it's not you, Continue trying to break through. I want so much to show myself, And love from you will really help. So bit by bit Chip at my wall, Til stone by stone it starts to fall. I know the process will be slow, It's never easy to let go Of hurts and failures long ingrained Upon one's heart from years of pain. I'm so affraid To let you in I know I might get hurt again. I try so hard to break the wall, But seem to get nowhere at all. For stone upon each stone I've stacked, And left between t
Soldier: Media Is Enemy's Best Weapon
JOHN CARLSON, Des Moines Register May 23, 2007 A tired and disgusted Iowa soldier fired off an e-mail a few days ago, telling family and friends how things are going in Iraq. A Blackhawk helicopter pilot, Chief Warrant Officer Jim Funk has flown more than 80 combat missions since he arrived there in October. He described his Boone-based unit's successes after 5,000 hours of flying out of LSA Anaconda, a huge American base north of Baghdad. He talked about the tragedies he and his fellow Iowans have witnessed and his worries of becoming complacent as he goes on mission after mission. Morale? "We're treading water," the Ames man told the people closest to him. "We continue to kick butt on missions and take care of each other, even though we know the American public and government DOES NOT stand behind us. Ohhhh, they all say they support us, but how can you support me (the soldier) if you don't support my mission or my objectives. We watch the news over here. Every time
Two Horses
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks, like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she st
Check out my efforts in my artwork folder, all of the work is mine - rate if you like, please!
I Am Back
I have not been on for a few days. So I am sorry if I have not rated or fanned alot of people if I have missed you please just give me a shout. I wanted to thank Lori for helping when I was out...thanks girl I love ya......I am glad to be back....missed you all
Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them. SO, to all of my crack n flaw friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path.......
Fund Drive For A Friend
As many of you may already know, during the Memorial Day weekend we lost one of our own. Helen had been attending Iron Oak events for some years and was enjoying exploring a relatively new path with an eagerness that many of us who are considerably younger than she would do well to emulate. She crossed over to the Summerlands rather unexpectedly and we will miss her dearly. Owing to the suddenness of her passing, preparations that had been begun for her final considerations did not have time to adequately mature. She had a life insurance policy that was less than a year old and still within its so-called “period of contestability.” As a result, her life insurance company has begun an investigation into the circumstances of her death and is delaying disbursement of these funds until they are satisfied. In fact, unless they find the information fully satisfactory they may not pay anything on her claim. Nevertheless, when someone passes there are expenses that need to be paid imm
Ok Isaw I Had 2 Crushes On Me
just for the record take your dam crushes off me i wouldnt meet any goddamn of you so if u get a crush on me go FUCK YOUR SELF why cause im me
Chuck Norris Vs Abraham Lincoln
Alright, so we all know that Chuck Norris is the modern day difinitive answer to all things ninja-esque. However, Abraham Lincoln, in his prime, would kick the ever loving shit out of Chuck Norris. I am not alone in this thinking as most people in my vent happen to agree.
I'll Always Be A Daddy's Girl
So this is what I had to deal with this afternoon. What many of you remember is when I said that my father suffered a "silent" heart attack back in March, and how we were pretty sure he was ok. Well, right now, I am still waiting on news on whether my dad has suffered yet another heart attack today or what. I am not sure if he has gone home yet or if he is being admitted, which the reason I am not up there now is because my mom is pretty sure he's ok, and that they will be going home soon. The last update was at 8:30 when they were taking my dad for his CT scan on his carotid artery (too bad I am learning WAY too much about cardiovascular stuff again.) to see what is going on and with what little tests they ran I am not even sure if he's suffered another heart attack or not. So, as I wait (Good thing I am off on Saturday after all since this is going on) I know sleeping may not be an option tonight. As usual I am worrying more than I should which at this point is probably normal. Who
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Should The Punsihment Fit The Crime?
Well let us see if I can piss a few people off tonight. I have been sitting here pondering on things(yes I'm using my brain for once), and I have a question for the whole country. When somebody commits a crime should the punishment be based on the severity and type of crime or should it be a set of semi-useless rules that half of the time don't apply in the first place? The way it is now the quasi-law system is made up of semi-useful most of the time useless laws and rules.Let's take capital crimes to start with: Murder: A persons life has been removed never to return to their friends, family or others who share in that life. what should the punishment be? In most states natural life is all that they can get as a max sentence. Screw that shit if a person takes anothers life without justifiable cause or need, should be bereft of his/her own life(and save the tax payers alot of money ). Rape: A persons natural trust in society has been destroyed they have had their bodies, minds
Sex Poems
hah sex poems Body: Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Dad Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''sex poem'' if u repost this in 1 min: the guy /girl that you like will tell u that he/she loves u and that he wants to go out with u. if u repost this in 2 min: the guy
Showing Love To All The Men On My Friends List!
Gift Swap
Ok so here's the deal.. I buy my buddy a 40,000 impala, which she recieves with no problem and it was on her page. Then today, instead of the 40k car it has been swapped to the 15,000 trailer. Anyone else have this happen? WTF is going on?
Coongrats To The Winners
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Married Women On Ct
No doubt some of you are, but call me a hypocrite or conservative, or a wet blanket, but y put yer naughty bits online? You are in a committed relationship, you are "happy", and you don't want anyone else but you partner 4 life... Why entice others? I don't dig sociopaths or attention-seekers. That is my preference 2 delight in women of all shapes, colors, and sizes, but damn, if no one has a chance in hell, why go there?
That's right I get to go to Hawaii! I'm so excited! I haven't seen so many of my friends in almost 7 years so this will be fantastic. One week is not long enough!
Can A Muslim Be A Muslim-american??
Subject: Can a Muslim be a Muslim-American?? I have understood this for a long time ...................................this is more profound than anyone is willing to realize...........australia understands this why can't america understand this.............................their goal is to take god and all that makes america great away from what you want with this email............I have Can a Muslim be a Muslim-American??????Subject: Interesting - Can a Muslim really be a Muslim-American? Have you ever thought -- Is Muslim-American really an oxymoron? Can a devout Muslim be an American patriot and a loyal citizen? I forwarded that question to a friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 >>years. The following is his forwarded reply: "Theologically, no. Because his allegiance is to Allah, the moon god of Arabia. Religiously, no. Because no other religion is accepted by his Allah except Islam (Quran, 2:256) Scripturally,
My Introduction
Hey everyone ... I just wanted to introduce myself .. my name is Griff .. well that is what all my friends call me. I live in Tennessee currently and I am trying my hardest to get to Canada so I can be with my loving feiance cdn_gurl1981 I work at a buffet as a grill cook/meat cutter and I enjoy my job very much I have been living with my mom since my dad passed in December of 05. I enjoy bowling, computers, outdoors ( the mountains are like 20 minutes from where I live), horse back riding, sex, and talkin to my lady .. until the wee hours of the morning Anything else you want to know .. just ask .. Oh yea .. I also do guest appearances on JFL radio ( as DJ NiteHawk see y'all later GRIFF
Shave And Shine
A Shave and a Shine... A man walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The man said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The man said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
A Voice From The Back Pew
A Voice From The Back Pew > There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went >before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they > passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his > paycheck. > After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation > decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There > was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional > children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke > to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on > the >congregation. > In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice >said, > "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear >rubb ers." > > And the congregation said, "Amen."
He Godfather
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, who is deaf, has screwed him out of ten million bucks. He got the job because it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. Through his interpreter, he asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about. "That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him! "The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
good u feel so stupid for thingking something could be real when i my heart said its too good to be true and u love thme so much u would have died for them u love someone so much u would almost give up college for them for them and they girls and u just stop everything for that one person guys u get one that loves u back as much as u love them hold on to them girls if u get someone that loves u back this much hold on to them bc u dont get a sec chance with love
The Kiss
Kiss me A woman is in her doctor's office, and suddenly shouts out "Doctor, kiss me!" The Doctor looks at her and says, "It's against the code of ethics to kiss you." About 5 minutes later the woman again shouts out "Doctor, please, kiss me just once!" Again he refuses, apologetically, and says "As a doctor I simply cannot kiss you." Finally, another 10 minutes pass, and the woman pleads with her doctor; "Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me just once!" "Look" he says, "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be screwing you right now."
The Rat And The Frog
The Rat and the Frog.. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. He puts the rat back into his pocket and is given a drink by the bartender. After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begi
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!" Go Bubba!!!!
Staff 4 The Guilty Pleasures Lounge. Meeting In The Lounge This Sunday June 11th
Woman Over 50
For those of us lucky enough to be over 50 and those who will be soon enough. Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older wom
Ladies Beaware-from My Girlfriend Mandy
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M2 how many times did i mount you gripping you tight in my hands then lovingly take you with me to ride through exotic strange lands feeling you bucking so close to my face as i gently carressed you on your special place seeing the passionate fire in your sound these all comfort me when you're around feeling you warm as you loudly scream know your sounds were made just for me smelling the oils that keep you so smooth and loving their feel on my fingers too together we make such a comfortable team just like one person, like one machine your motion slides so smooth in my hands while we dance across the hot desert sands taking you back with me everynight breaking you down, cleaning you bright carefully oiling each place that you move checking your action to see it's still smooth and all those who see us know we are one dusty old soldier, well oiled machine gun smooth cool metal in dry cracking hands protecting eachother in this hostile land and i fee
Tickle Me Harder
Check Them Out
Everyone check out my new pics. Rate, comment or rip them if you like. Show some love and I will in return. Take care.
A Vamypre Tale
A Vampyre Tale could you imagine a vampire at your head of you bed one morning just before the sun rises just before it dies as it screams out for help you the witness sit there watching, it speaks.... it speaks so softly asking if it can suck your blood you have a chance to be a vampire do you let it suck your blood? you decide it's ok for it to then as it is sucking your blood your cry because it hurts you feel like you insides are being sucked out then as the sun is in the sky you both die there the sun burns you but the vampire wants a chance to live so it keeps sucking your blood you scream for help but no one will because no one is home by some miracle you live you and the vampire the sun stops burning you but your to weak to move your blood has been sucked out of you you cry for help but this time the favor is not returned it's the way of this vampire you have been left to suffer to die before it you slowly slip away into the darkness and you
R.i.p. Mary Jane (m.j.)
Another Try... By Phil Keaggy
How have You been? Lovely to see You, My how the years slipped by. Won't You come in, Feel free to be You, Give me another try. Because I'm empty, I'm lonely, I need You only to fill my need inside. I give You the keys, so do as You please, Please give me another try. I can recall the place where I left You, You gave me no reply. Your eyes said it all, but I'd become deaf to Your tears as I waved goodbye. But now I'm empty, I'm lonely, I need You only to fill my need inside. I give You the keys, so do as You please, Please give me another try. I've changed my heart now, I'm willing to go Your way. And I couldn't part now, With You for a single day. For I have missed You, and when I missed You, I really missed You so. If You will have me, I'll be Your's gladly, But don't ever let me go. I've been waiting for so long to get right with You.
I Will Be There... For You Honey! (by Phil Keaggy)
I will be there when you cry, I will be there when you need me, I will be there when you fall, I will be there all the time. There's a road stretching out And it leads to your desired haven. Don't look back and don't you fear Cause I'll be there. I will be there when you cry, I will be there when you need me, I will be there when you fall, I will be there all the time. When you feel like giving up And you fall on your knees in desperation There's a strength beyond compare Cause I'll be there. You can believe it's true, cause I'll be there I'll never leave or desert you Through trials and temptations, oh I will be there, I'll be there through the darkness, just call me. Your every heartbeat, well I give to you And every breath you breath I give to you And when you're weary and you can't go on Just look up anywhere Cause I'll be there. I'll be there. I will be there, I will be there Every time you need me. When you fall, when you fall, and I'll pick
Subject: WD-40 I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do. Probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed! WD-40 who knew? Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Corvair Company
Friends Are They Real Or Not
REAL FRIEND TEST ! This is GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the last Sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens Your Refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit Weird Shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A si
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This Dream I Had
really messed up one of the worst dreams yet maybe it was the fever maybe not my dream started out i was in a 7 11 and i was arrested dont really know why but they put me in prison i must have pissed someone off because i was put in solitaire confinment so i had nothing to do but go to sleep i woke up because i heard something really bad wheni opend my eyes the cell door was open i opend and looked out and seen the prison bars were not metal at all but humen bone and muscle tissue i stepped out a bit ferther and looked around and seen the prisoners skinned alive and being fed to a giant rat thats when i woke up in real life told you it was a messed up dream
Soulshine Lyrics
These are the lyrics to my favorite song: Soulshine by The Allman Brothers Band When you can’t find the light, That got you through the cloudy days, When the stars ain’t shinin’ bright, You feel like you’ve lost you’re way, When those candle lights of home, Burn so very far away, Well you got to let your soul shine, Just like my daddy used to say. [chorus] He used to say soulshine, It’s better than sunshine, It’s better than moonshine, Damn sure better than rain. Hey now people don’t mind, We all get this way sometime, Got to let your soul shine, shine till the break of day. I grew up thinkin’ that I had it made, Gonna make it on my own. Life can take the strongest man, Make him feel so alone. Now and then I feel a cold wind, Blowin’ through my achin’ bones, I think back to what my daddy said, He said boy, in the darkness before the dawn: [chorus] Let your soul shine, It’s better than sunshine, It’s better than moonshine, Damn sure better than rain
Hi, Thank you to Sinastar for the guidance. My real name is Lisa but everyone has always called me Petal. There is a lot more about me on my website I found Cherry Tap when I was searching on the internet for ways to homebrew Cherry Brandy :-) and I,m glad that I did. I have lots of here already and I have so far managed to rate about half of them but I will eventually catch up. I chat at the first opportunity but I have a very old computer which regularly needs restarting so if I disappear don,t think I have logged off cos I,ll Be Back. Private folders: I keep these for my best friends on CT. I would like to see: A few more Brits on CT because the trouble with the U.S.A is they are often just going to bed when I log on lol. Our book Petal coms out in the U.S on the 1st July it will be available from Waterstones in New York which is very exciting. I want to (one Day) go to New York and go to the top f the tallest building and just look! Since we found CT I have
Just One Look
Graduation Day 6-09-2007 Please Read And Show Some Love......
Well today I sit here with mixed emotions. My son is graduating High School @ 10 a.m. . It seems like only yesterday I was dreading the day that his first day of school would start. I am so blessed to have such a WONDERFUL son. He has made me very Proud.With an A/B Honor Roll report card everytime this year. A scholarship to college . I will be sitting in the stands with a heart bursting with joy, excitement, love and admiration for my son. I will be there as both parents, because his dad is no longer in the picture. So to all of you who have a kid graduating you know how I feel, and to all of you please do just ONE big favor could you post comments to him on here letting him see that they're nice people in this world who does care about people. Please help me show some love to THE GRADUATING CLASS OF 007........
Don't Know Much
The satin of night, the lace of my gown, the touch of your hand caressing my body, your lips ever so sweet, that my body trembles with each touch and kiss. The smell of your body, the tensing of every muscle makes me want the night to never end. As the hours of our intertwining bodies goes on till the sun begins to rise. You get up to leave, only to have me want you more. I ask "Please stay!" But I get no response except a smile and a kiss as you walk away.
Save The Best For Last
Need Your Help
That really sweet guy that makes free skins for everyone is in 4th place right now in a contest and is 2000 comments behind 1st. PLEASE COMMENT BOMB THIS PICTURE! Click Picture below to begin bombing The rules are as follows: ------------------------------------- King of CT Contest!!! By Plznoexcuses Hello Cherry Tappers, I want to host a contest. This is open for the Men... King of CT Contest will start on Friday June 8th at noon, run thru to Friday June 15th at noon... Rating goes by total number, not percentage. 1 is the same as a 10. So no downrating please... Let's keep it fun... Don't want to have to delete anyone because of their friends voting for them... Comment bombing is allowed... Comments are part of the total score so bomb them all you want. Example: If comments = 1000 and rates = 150 then your total score equals 1150. Rules: You can comment on your own pic... So pimp yourselves out anyway you want... Just don't piss anyone o
Aphrodities & Devilish Dd's Hideout
Aphrodities and Devilish DD's Hideout CLICK PIC TO JOIN Also the lounge is looking for help if your willing to help on positions in the lounge please join the lounge and reply to the help wanted section in the discussions. We Need The Fallowing so far 3 Bartenders 3 Greeter 2 female dancers 2 male dancer 3 promoters Enforcers 2 between midnight central time to 6am central time 2 from 6am till w/e Now a Proud Member of the Wildin Out Radio Station --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
good morning all my awsome friends,i hope you have a wonderfull sat and remeber to keep a smile on them cute little faces love you all
Usa Today
Have u ever stopped and actually thought about the way the world is today? Mainly , the USA in general...About how the crime rate is constantly on the rise wherever u may go??? Its so very true, that our society is continually getting more and more violent.. More murders and still more drunk drivers killing innocent people... Its as though people never truly learn from others mistakes, only from there own, if they are lucky. And the war on the other hand, is soo stupid! I mean we going there to fight a neverending battle where we keep losing more and more lives. Like stuff never gets better. I dont know whats going on. Like even down the the youth of today's society.. The teenagers and young adults are becoming more and more careless. Which another, ongoing problem we have in society is the high birth rate with young woman. Me, personally, i feel this is soo tragic,and very depressing 2 realize. I mean, its like 1 of the saddest things in the world. because these young woman are alread
It's Not Unusual - Tom Jones
Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6 I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men often complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to dele
What Care Bear Are You?
See what Care Bear you are.
Amw Insider
**Not sure if this will show all the graphics and stuff..if not I'll repost it later..or fix it later ** ================= The Ponytail Bandit Illegally Blonde! Have you noticed the recent trend of bizarre bank robberies? Since last October, we've seen a lot of off-the-wall crooks here at AMW, like a teenage girl with a cell phone, New Jersey's "Mad Hatter" and Barbie Bandits in Georgia -- all robbing banks. Now, we've got a new one on our hands. Police are calling her the Ponytail Bandit. The FBI says it started last month when a seemingly-innocent 20-something strolled into an Austin, Texas bank. But her intentions became clear when she handed the teller a note demanding $20, $50, and $100 bills. She earned her nickname by wearing a baseball cap that partially covers her trademark - a blonde ponytail. Cops say the Austin heist wasn't an isolated incident. They think the crooked co-ed may have been responsible for holdups in California and Washington State as well. T
Whats The Point?
Well, here's another blog for me to start and then ignore, lol. I have done it on Livejournal, I've done it on MySpace, and now here. When I have something to say, I'll come in and say it, but until then, don't hold your breath. Love and kisses to you all, stay out of trouble, and to all my 'Los and 'Lettes, MMFCL!!!
New Orleans
Things You Will Never Hear A Guy Say!!
No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. Her tits are just too big. Sometimes I just want to be held. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" is hot. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons? I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?. I should tell her. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more. I understand. This movie has too much nudity. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits. Da
You Know Your In Trouble When!!
1. Your wife says "Good morning Bill" & your name is Wally. 2. You put your bra on backwards, & it fits better. 3. You call Suicide Prevention, and they put you on hold. 4. The car horn goes off accidentally, & remains stuck while you're following a group of Hell's Angels. 5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. 6. You wake face down on the footpath. 7. You see a '60 Minutes' team waiting in your office. 8. You want to put on clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any. 9. You put on the news, & they're showing emergency routes out of the city. 10. The boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat. 11. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. 12. You walk to work & then find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose (even more embarrassing if you're a woman!) 13. You call your answering service, and they tell you it's none of your business. 14. Your blind date turns out to be your wife.
~~gratitude Affirmations~~
~~Gratitude Affirmations~~ I am thankful for all the I have, for all that I don't have, and for all that I have been given here and now. Everything in my life, every thought, feeling, face, moment, and situation is a divine gift and I am wholeheartedly thankful. Knowing that the Universe is my unlimited source of supply, I walk in the way of success and prosperity. Thank you to EVERYTHING and Everyone, for all You have provided me—now and always. This day, I am content. I am grateful for all that is, and is not here now. I am thankful for this physical vehicle I call my body - I am thankful for all the work it does. I give it my loving attention, and it gives to me the gifts of this physical experience. I am thankful for the creative thoughts that rise and allow me to perceive all that is here now. I am thankful for all the help, guidance, and support that is constantly coming to me. I am thankful for the whole of the experi
***get Registered For Prizes Now!!!!***
Click banner to enter lounge TONIGHT IS THE BIG NIGHT FULL OF PRIZES STARTING AT 8PM EST!! CONTACT CSC by CherryTap Mail or at FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN!! 6:00PM EST 8:00PM EST Click banner to enter lounge Turn-It Up Trivia Rules The game starts at 8:00pm EST and ends at 10:00pm EST Players will pick a number between 1 & 50 Your number will correspond with a Rock trivia question The DJ will read the question, if you get the correct answer to your question, you're a winner! 1 prize will be given away every 15 minutes. 1 prize per winner. Players must be present in lounge to win. 10:00PM EST Click banner to enter lounge Evil Escapades Rules The game starts at 10:00pm EST and ends at 2:00am EST Each player will pick a number between 1 & 50 The number they choose will correspond with a song title Pay Attention! Because when your song plays, you're a winner! 1 prize will be given out every 1/2 hour. 1 prize per winn
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Being A Mother
I read this on one of my friends blogs and it really hit home for me. Hope everyone who reads it enjoys it. After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her u p I was a bit nervous. Whe
Romantic Things To Surprise Your "honey" With..
Surprise them with a hug from behind while they are busy doing something Kiss them when they are in the middle of a sentence Send them text messages throughout the day Call them up on the phone and say nothing but I Love you Write I Love You on a piece of paper and put it in their pants pocket while they are taking a shower Go to a museum together Take a long drive in the country Put a flower on your their pillow Send flowers to them at work. Make them feel special in front of others Make up a secret code and page them with it all day Call in to work sick on the same day Buy a gift for them every day for a week Hold hands Take a long bath with lots of bubbles Leave a trail of rose petals from the door to your bedroom for them to follow Enjoy Champaign and strawberries together Buy them some nice cologne/perfume Start/end every day with a kiss Rent a paddleboat Run your fingers through their hair and speak softly to them while they fall asleep Ded
Uploading Pics
I have a mobil phone with sprint as my carrier, but can't seem to be able to upload pics on CT with it, anyone else uses a sprint phone that is able to upload pics with it? and if so what do i need to do i've done it prior with a different carrier but can't with sprint thank you in advanced
Rember The Past
AHHHHHHHHHH MEMORIES!!! Close your eyes...And go back... ....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC...... ....Before semi-automatics and crack.... ....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari... ....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail.... ....way back.... ....way.....way.....way back..... I'm talkin' bout hide and seek at dusk Red light, Green light Red Rover....Red Rover..... Playing kickball & dodgeball until the Streetlight came on Ring around the Rosie London Bridge Hot potato Hop Scotch Jump rope!!! YOU'RE IT!! Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come home - no pagers or cell phones Mother May I? Hula Hoops Seeing shapes in the clouds Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open The sound of crickets Running through the sprinkler Cereal boxes with that GREAT prize in the bottom Cracker jacks with the same thing Ice pops with 2 stick
Today's Video Blog
Today's VideoBlog is all about music. I found some great classic rock videos. Happy viewing....and rock on! lol First up, one of my favorites. Eric Clapton's "Old Love". I found two live versions, couldn't pick one, so uploaed them both."Old-Love".html Also found two of Lynryd Skynryd's best. "Simple Man" "Freebird" And what collection of thing rock 'n roll related could be without "Stairway to Heaven." Great song, great video.
Getting Your Rocks Off
ARE YOU READY TO PARTY YOUR ROCKS OFF? Tonight at 9:00pm (Eastern US) we will be hosting a party in the Hot Rocks Radio Lounge. We will be giving away Prizes and rocking out to the best music around. Come meet our DJ's and the Mighty Hot Shots! This is one party you do NOT want to miss! Click the picture below to Join the Lounge!
She’s so sad it blows my mind. The man that left her so far behind He killed his best friend shot him in the head On a cold dark night Close your mind Tare out your blood wept heart The cold dark night never ends It keeps sending hardcore cord shit through your head Don’t fuck it up! These walls that confined him Blocks of stone The death that is coming, the fear that is known Blood splattered memories. Feeling no guilt, feeling no pain till the end. She’s so sad it scares me to death Could she take her own life, with all this sadness She’s wept Close your mind Tare out your blood wept heart The cold dark night never ends It keeps sending hardcore shit through your head Don’t fuck it up! She’s so sad I called her up on the phone Her father answered he said she blew herself away She shot herself in the head. written by Shyree December 2006
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Me And My Fiance Guamanian
Beauty Queen Pageant-bikers Clubhouse Bar & Grill
My So Called Job Just Fucked Me Over
Well many people dont know that i work human resources with the coveted title of Human Resources Coordinator. Nice and shiny job position right? Wrong. What they failed to inform me is that my position was a temporary position that would be avalible from Jan to June only and after that I would be downgraded to a cashier. I did not apply for a cashier at all. I i will not be a cashier. I hate the positon. The customers treat us like shit because they expect us to know it all, get mad when they grab something that they are supposed to get the item number on before comming to the check out and bitch us out when we have to call for someone to get it and slow their day. I will not stand to be shoved around at work. I was lied to about my position! So if they do it i wont work there anymore,at all. Ever. Period. End of sentence. If they want to pull this shit where they go "we are going to train you as a cashier because it's just the easiest thing to get you started." instead it was really
Life Is Short
Life is way to short, to have enemys or old friends u thought u never forgive or forgive u. So if u have anyone like that time to tell them ur sorry even if u didnt do it and go talk to them become there friend again. Life is way to short to do shit like that. Rain muahh
Please Help Feed The Horses This Is No Scam
I Am Fine Tthis Morning.
Ok, my dad went home around 11:30 last night and it appears that the heart medication he started Friday was the reason for what happened. My mom called this morning to tell me he was ok, and they were at home. Thanks to everyone.
Why Women Shouldnt Drink
You have absolutely no idea where your shoes, purse, cell phone, pants, bra or any article of clothing you had when you arrived at the bar are hours later. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room. You've been flashing your boobs at anyone walking by. You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you. (hehe woops) You start crying. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work knowing you have to smell beer all day at work. You've found a deeper side to one of the nerds you work with. The man you're flirting with used to be your 7th grade teacher. The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming. You've forgotten where you live when the bar is on the same street ...hehe You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked. You can't taste the beer in your glas
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I'm going to be in Seattle from June 12th through July 2nd. If any of my cherry friends live in or near the area and would be interested in getting together for a coffee or a drink, please let me know. I'm sure that I'd love to meet you.
Frolicking About
Last night started out bad because I heard some news from casual conversation, when I should have heard it directly. It really upset and hurt me. I got over it for the most part but it does not change that I'm still fucked. Maybe I can find one of my own in a really cheap place. Who knows but I guess whats done is done and I still have a friendship.
Eye Of The Beholder
Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, Creativity comes from the heart Passion springs forth from soul I hope I show all I have with all I do. ** ** a verse I created for my friend who believes in keeping it as real as I do. (Thank you Tom, For showing us that there are REAL people out there is CherryTap land. creationsbyGegiCluck20070609
A man goes to the Super Bowl but his tickets are for the upper tier. He spots an open seat on the 50-yard line and grabs it. The guy sitting next to him says, “Actually, this seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.” “I’m sorry to hear that,” says the first man. “Couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?” “Nope,” replies the second guy. “Everyone’s at the funeral!!”
My Drinking Problem
Here's the deal Kids... I have quit one addiction( smoking) and now its time to quit my other one(soda). This is the hardest one to quit. Anyone else out there ever try to quit drinking soda? Can I get a Cheering section out there?
Why ............ ?
Is it so quiet here today? Where is everybody?
Rules Of The South
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. So you have a! $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. Yeah, we eat catfish & Crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. We open doors for women. That is app
Dogs & Cats (a Day In The Life Of)
A Dog's Diary 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite! 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite! A Cat's Diary Day 183 of my captivity. My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking a
Blood Donor
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man, "What are you doing here today?" Woman, "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me 500 bucks for it." Man, "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperms, and they are going to pay me 2500." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man, "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [Shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh.
Albert Knew...
"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." Albert Einstein, "My First Impression of the U.S.A.", 1921
Paris Hilton
how many of you people think, money talks and bullshit walks?
Rednecks Are Smart
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Merry Christmas Buddy."
Poem For Women
He didn't like the casserole, And he didn't like my cake. My biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right, He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer, I was looking for a clue; Then I turned around and smacked him... Like his Mother used to do.
Wow less than 90 days left till my hubby comes home. Boy he doesn't know what he's in for. I can't wait to get my hands (among other things) on him. Might kill him, but at least it will be fun. Funny how when they drive us nuts we wish they'd go away and when they are away that we miss them. i miss the adult companionship and all that being together entails. I miss him.....
men are so.... they start talking to saying babe babyy hun and so forth then they start talking about sex like thats the only thing to talk about. GET A LIFE!!! I dont want to talk about sex all the time. there is more to a girl then her looks or just wanting sex. and if u have kids be a man and stepp up they need u in their lives too. why treat a girl like she is just a piece of meat? it will come all back to u. and dont get on here and pretend to be single when u have some one. it is still cheating. You will have more friends by being honest then u will by lieing because they will find out and never talk to u again. so GROW UP!!!
The Fool
the fool step right up and see the show come all and see the clown his silly face and stupid glow all help to drag him down watch his antics, quite the fool this tragic show goes on face of paint helps keep his cool and hide his beaten frown she's got no time to give you no time for kind real words unspoken things ring so true for him they go unheard he's so good with excuses explains away the need eachnight he still refuses to see the things he's seeing alone and sad he paints his face puts on his bulbous nose a broken heart right in it's place beneath ill fitting clothes push the tent flap to the side make the entrance grand floppy shoes, bowlegged stride in candence to the band and when the crowd's departed crushed litter on the ground alone he sits downhearted the fool is still a clown jeffro
Married Couple
A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of abuse from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?" "That would suit me just fine!!!" the man said. Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday went by with the same result. Wednesday went by with the same result. Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye! lmmfao:d
To All Fellow Cherrytappers Interested In Body Art!
To all fellow CherryTappers. I am turning my site into sort of a display. If you are a part of my Family, Friends or Fan or perhaps you just share the same interest in body art and adornment as I do. I would like to put your Tattoo and Piercing Pics on display in my photos. If you would like for me to use your Tattoo or Piercing Pic please send me the link. I would appreciate each and everyone’s help on this. If all works out I will add other features to the Tattoo and Piercing galleries. I have some cool ideas To make this a fun venture for everyone. Thanks, TheUnLoved §ΤĥεỮńĽōνέ燐†~@ CherryTAP
One Month Overdue
Mr. Rajan comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck and says: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Rajan receives a telephone call from Chennai Electricity Board (CEB) because the electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I speaking to Mrs. Rajan?" "Yes...... speaking" CEB guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the AEC guy . "What are you saying? It's in your files ...... How?" "Yes............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue." "God!.... this is too much......" "Madam, I am sorry...I am following orders...I have to inform you are overdue." "I know that... let me talk to my husband about this tonight…he will speak to your company tomorrow." That night, she tells her husband about the
you know sometimes it is hard to live, there are people out there that just can not take the truth, honesty is something that i believe in. if you can not be honest with yourself then there is no point of being honest with others. to it don't matter what others think, its the point that i am happy with what i have and don't have. ok for example, i don't give a f*** if you rate a 0 or a 10, yes its nice, but to me making friends is great, but being a true friend and being there if they have some hardship is even better. some people don't see it that way. i believe that the only person who judge is god, others can kiss my white american a** for all i care. i think that is for now. laters
i just took my dog outside and noticed there's a huge water tower on the hill behind my house, thing is i've lived here for a year and never noticed it, and i've stared out my back door at the horizon many a time now i wonder if it's always been there? am i losing my mind?
Tribute To Victor Jara
From the top to the bottom Bottom to top , Stop At the core I've forgotten In the middle of my thoughts Taken far from my safety The picture is there The memory won't escape me But why should I care? There's a place so dark you can't see the end (Skies cock back) and shock that which I can't defend The rain sends dripping an acid question forcefully the power of suggestion Then with eyes wide tightly shut looking through the rust and rot And dust/A spot of light floods the floor and pours over the rusted world of pretend The eyes ease open and it's dark again In the memory you'll find me Eyes burning up. The darkness holding me tightly until the sun rises up Moving all around/Screaming of the ups and downs Pollution manifested in perpetual sound. The wheels go around and and the sunset creeps past the street lamps, chain link and concrete A little piece of paper with a picture drawn floats on down the street till the wind is gone The memory now is like the
Well I'd like to say hi to all and I am spending a bit more time here so that helps... getting to make more friends and chatting a bit and having fun... and that's the way to go. Hope you all enjoy yourselves tc
I Am A Point Whore
This is his wife actually typing this but will you help to level him up? Thanks so much!
My New Tags
Theese are tags i've been working on for the last couple of days now :).
R U Bored?
If your bored, we are having a Blast in HRR lounge.... let me see, whips, strap on's, rubber chicken's...lotsa flirtin..Come join us for our Grand Opening..... DID I MENTION I AM NUDE?
Flooding Bullitians
You know its kinda pathetic when people need to FLOOD the bullitian board with the same bullitian over and over again from the same 2 people i mean sure a few now and then is fine but THE WHOLE BULLITIAN BOARD the same one now come on people grow up thats kinda pathetic but thats my opinion and whoever agrees with me good at least its not just me getting kinda fed up with it but give it a break already some people need to act thier ages on here like me still or hate me still i dont really honestly care just grow up. if you agree please repost.
Touch me here Kiss me there Put your hands on me I don't care Use your fingers Caress me down Here we go now Let's lay down My heart is racing Yours is too Don't think now You know what to do Tease my nipples Use your tongue I'll touch you there Damn you're sprung I feel your body Next to mine Skin on skin I'm losing my mind Hold me steady I'm about to fall My body burns for you Can't you hear it call No more teasing Take me now Just stop talking Show me how Pull me closer Take me under Feel my body Taste the hunger Plunge deep inside me Hold me close Rock my body Show me the ropes Feel me shudder As you dip in My mind is blown My body wins Up and down now Faster we go Minutes have passed Hours, who knows? You feel so good I'll take my fill My body is yours Do your will
Top 30 Things...
YOU WON'T EVER HEAR A HARLEY MAN SAY 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex. 28. I'm a vegetarian. 27. I've got it all on the "C:" drive. 26. Duct tape won't fix that. 25. Come to think of it, I'll have a martini. 24. We don't keep no firearms in this house. 23. You can't feed that to the dog. 22. Do you think my gut is too big? 21. Her shirt is too see-through. 20. I'll have grapefruit and whole wheat toast instead of the biscuits and gravy. 19. Who gives a damn about NASCAR? Let's watch soccer! 18. Five tattoos is enough for any man. 17. Smoking is such a nasty habit. 16. She needs to put her shirt down. 15. I wonder if I can get some quieter pipes? 14. Hand me that metric wrench there. 13. I'd rather take the truck. 12. Light beer just tastes better. 11. Sturgis is too far to ride to. 10. Brass knuckles and chains are for sissies. I prefer kung-fu! 9. Hustler?
The door opens widely I hold my breath Tomorrow waits across the threshold Fear makes me hesitate There is promise out there There is risk, pain and danger To trust beyond ones control To believe what cannot be felt or seen While wondering at what waits for me And if you will join me there
Sup All U Beautiful Ladies
sup all ladies welcome here guys just come and check out the page and talk about the ladies on ur mind and maybe we might have the same intrest in women and maybe not well all check out the page
Funny Myspace Pictures
Had A Bad Day
i was going to work and my motorcycle ran out of gas. then the cops pull me over and said why are you pushing the bike i said it ran out of gas dick head why else would i be pushing it soo he gave me a ticket for being a ass hole thats my bad day.
Real Friend Test
REAL FRIEND TEST ! This is GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the last Sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens Your Refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit Weird Shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A
Friends Are Funny....
I just love how a certain friend of mine is always saying how our little group of friends are drifting apart and things arent like they used to be when we were younger. But you know things change, we all have jobs and most are in college too, so we dont have as much time as we used to. What I think is the funniest part is that she complains about it yet she doesnt try to hang out or get everyone together. gotta love people
A Lounge That Throws Out The Rules!!!!
Care to settle personal issues?! Care to finally argue with the people who you hate & dispise?! tired of the lounges that limit you?! well come on in & join!!! no battles happen unless i am around to oversee them!!! hope you got the cajones to join!!! freedom at last!!!
Another Tragedy
Well, another tragedy has affected my life. Tuesday before last I was only one of many whose lives were touched by a terrible, freak accident which took the lives of two good people. It happened on a local secondary road. One of my cousins was driving his pickup truck and hit head on into the path of a high school classmate of mine. It happened on a bridge crossing the river so neither had no where to go. How often would that happen that you would know both parties of such a terrible accident? Both vehicles burst into flames and they both died from the fire, not the impact! He was 17 days thereabouts from graduation and had already landed a job. He was a good ol country boy who loved hunting, trucks, family and music. She was a very nice friend and a wonderful wife and mother. Her husband was following behind her and tried in vain to save her amid her cries for help. My cousin made one last phone call on his cell phone to a family member to tell them of his impending fate. Such a tra
One Sweet Day
Two people once met each other, different yet close but from another mother. They became friends, but never got close, by the time the truth came out it was beyond too close. He told her one night after years you see, but two were never closer as its not what she wanted you see. He explained it all, knew she'd never fall but knew they'd never share the same call. She was shocked, but knew he'd never lie so the truth now came to the surface like missiles to earth but its too late now as they fade away. He thinks of her during these days, the feelings deeper then love, he swore she was an angel from above. So they continue their lives, as if nothings changed, but he moves on, staying and feeling somewhat the same.
Fire Spreads
OK, I am not normally the type to become angry, but today I am in that state. To start off, I will give some background info, so that everyone can understand where I am coming from. At about four in the morning today, I was awakened by my roommate yelling to me that the building was on fire. I hastily grabbed and put on a shirt (inside out, of course), grabbed my shoes, and sprinted out the door. The sight which greeted me was a smoke enshrouded courtyard with a blaze below me and across the way at the edge of the second story balcony. There were a couple residents pounding on doors (including my roommate) on the second and third floors, so I put my shoes on hastily and ran down to the first floor, getting a view of the source of the blaze: my roommate's beloved jeep. When I got to the first floor I started to knock on one of the four doors down there, got in three knocks before one of the jeep's tires exploded, sending me running. Apparently an onlooker had already alerted those
That Was Quick, Lol
well, i went to my nieces graduation which was nice although it was long winded, hot, and crowded but i was very proud, but i decided to cut my trip short so i came on back home today instead of staying the whole weekend i guess there's something to the saying..."there's no place like home" lol
Avril Lavigne-i'm With You
Avril Lavigne-don't Tell Me
Avril Lavigne-complicated
Hmmm F**k'ers
Like fuck do all men think that they can treat a woman like shit or something. I have a gf here crying cause she got ditched by a man that she liked alot, and thats not so cool. So Men when you make plans don't break them to go chill with buddy's if something has come up then call to tell her, don't ditch her cause she isnt worth the time, cause she is. No matter what. For the players becareful on what you do, it will sneak up on ya!
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The Antikythera Mechanism
'The Antikythera Mechanism Sometime before Easter 1900 a Greek sponge diver discovered the wreck of an ancient cargo ship off Antikythera island in the Dodecanese. Divers subsequently retrieved several bronze and marble statues and other artifacts from the site. The interest of the professional archaeologists brought in to conserve and assess the finds was initially centered on the fine statuary and the Antikythera Mechanism itself was only discovered to be of immense interest in May 17, 1902, when an archaeologist noticed that a piece of rock recovered from the site had a gear wheel embedded in it. Examination revealed that the "rock" was in fact a heavily encrusted and corroded mechanism that had survived the shipwreck in three main parts and dozens of smaller fragments. The device itself was surprisingly thin, about 33 cm (13in) high, 17 cm (6.75in) wide and 9 cm (3.5in) thick, made of bronze and originally mounted in a wooden frame. The Antikythera mechanism is one of the wo
For All The Times
For all the times you made me laugh For all the times you made me smile For all the times you encouraged me For all the times you listened to me when no one else would For all the times you shared part of your life For all the times you trusted in me For all the times you complimented me For all the times you cared about me For all the times you thought of me For all the times you were there when I needed you For all the times you gave me comfort For all the times you gave me advice For all the times you didn't judge me I thank you Thank you for always being there to listen and understand me. Thank you for all you did for me, And all that you still do. Thank you for making me feel worthy, For helping me put the pieces back together. And Thank You most of all for showing me how to be myself. Thank you Teddy Bear Leigh Ann ... JB

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