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My son bowls every Saturday morning in a league, and when you go enough, you get to know some people. I was talking to another parent, and I noticed them looking over my shoulder as we talked. I casually turned and looked, and he was looking at this lady and her daughter. I'm being kind when I say she weighs 300#'s, and her daughter is a shorter version of her, there is no mistaking whose child she is. I then turned and said "She should be taken away for child abuse, because she let her daughter get that big" The person thought I was nuts. I realize people struggle with weight, but this generation will be the first generation ever with a shorter life expectancy than their parents. I am no dainty flower by any means, but I have come to the point in my life where I realize that I have to work at losing some weight, so I can be healthier. I also try to pass this on to my boys, who are rail thin, apparantly taking after their mother, whose getting a bigger ass every time I see
72 Fans
I only need 72 fans to make legend. Can you all check and see if you have fanned me? If you haven't and u do let me know and ill make sure I have fanned you back! Muah!
I Am In A Blast Contest. Please Help Me Friends And Fans.
CherryTAP Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! Ravenhair member is Stepped away remove friend subject: I am in a Blast Contest. Please Help me friends and fans. date: 2007-04-11 08:36:05 I entered The Free 30day Mother’s Day Giveaway is about to begin, it will start at 6pm Pacific Time on Thursday April 12th 2007.It ends May 13th, Mother's Day at 6.p. Pacific Time. I would be ever so grateful for your ratings and comments on my pic for this contest. The Grand Prize is a 30 day blast Second Place is a 7 day blast Third Place is a 3 day blast Fourth Place is a 1 day blast So pleaseeeee start tomorrow evening giving me comments and rates. I love you my friends and fans. For those that help me I will be doing something special for you in a few weeks. Hugs to all. The contest will be scored in the following manner: Grand Prize winner will be decided by number of comments plus 10 pts for every rate as well (minimum 20000 comments needed) Second Place will be the person with the second m
My Body Mod Post
(Originally Posted on August 1, 2006)I am planning on getting a tattoo in the near future (the end of the month if I can afford it to be more precise).  Right now, here's what I designed and am thinking of getting:As you can see, the upside-down star is red, and the cresent moon is actually a set of horns.  It has a pagan and satanic flavor I kind of like.So far, though, I am unsure what color(s) I should have the horns filled in with.  Maybe I'll leave them blank, or fill in the horns with black and leave the middle blank or fill it in with white.Any other ideas?  Now, since this is my first body modification of any sort (I have no tattoos, piercings, scars (other than accidental or surgical), etc.), I want something simple, more or less symbolic, and relatively small.  (This one'll be about 2 inches in diameter.)(P.S.  My wife thinks I won't go through with it.)  tag:  satan,  satanic,  satanist,  satanism,  religion,  devil,  art,  tattoo
A Lil Bout Me
Getting Organized.
So, I have a lot of thoughts in my head right now that I need to express. Doing so makes me feel more put together. I just don't have much of a theme to tie them all together, so I'm going to make 3 blogs in one here. None will be terribly interesting I imagine, but they help me, and they will give insight into who I am if that is something you are interested in. Health I Am a fairly healthy person. I smoke cigarettes. That's clearly a no-no, but I still do a better job taking care of my body than most, so I write it off as my vice. I think I've earned one. The thing that's got me thinking is I had a physical done for this job that I'm FINALLY starting on Monday. Everything came out above the board... except my cholesterol. It's not exactly high. 193 to be exact. That's in the high end of acceptable as I understand it. The idea that everything else is exceptional however has prompted me to stop eating those "Quad Stackers" from Burger King. 4 layers of beef, cheese, and bacon. I
Come A Little Closer Baby
I love the way you look at me watching me while I write taking notes as to the textures of my skin studying these facial expressions and I pose for you deceiving the innocence of it all
Stand Up Comedy - Lewis Black
I Will Not Be Hurt Anymore
So True
GOD BLESS AMERICA This should be posted in all schools. If you've read it before it means it was worth forwarding again . . . and again. Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5 : Flipping bu
Come on I am so sick of the snow and what do I wake up to, having to clean off the vehicle cause we managed to get a couple of inches to stay. Having the hotel room for the week is great, so much less stress worrying whether or not I have a place to sleep. The simple things make it great though, TV, bed, shower, and yes I know it sounds stupid but I do those minor things that people take for granted I was I need and appritiate so much.
Misc. Stuff Trying To Laugh
I have a new Error message today,Unfortunately it's not a CT error this time but an Enternet Exsplorer message,an I kinda made a Dull Joke out of it.It says you have an elegal plugin thats not working.I'm figureing nothin Elegal about my Plugin hasn't been Plugged in almost 3 weeks.Not funny is it,just funny to me.Thats what I thought. ------------------------------------------------- CherryTap been Strange today as well.I leave a Comment,it is very Difficult to get back Home as me.Corky's profile has come up.I have no friend called Corky.I know a few of my Lady friends have Corky,but I Don't.So far when I click Home,other than going to Corky's House I have been to 5 womens houses.Now these women aren't even my Friends.Can you Imagine the Surprise on there face with me pounding on there door,saying Wooba Dooba with the green teeth let me in.( J.Geils song)If I new I was going Strange women visiting I would have atleast had a dozen Roses with me.I just thought this was Funny Shit.Once
Taking A Woman To Bed
Taking a woman to bed What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
THIS IS QUITE REMARKABLE, PLEASE DON'T CHEAT! In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on it. They are: A. Apple B. Banana C. Strawberry D. Peach E. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you! Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN If you have chosen: A. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples B. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries D. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches E. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff. Also I bet that right now you would like to find me and kick my butt!
Birds And Bees
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll Down . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You got Male!
Two More
Whatever Meandering, pointless beyond recognition, oblivious to the cause of this condition. Inspiration once near is now slipping away. Without passion to cling to, no spark lights the way. Relentless, intimidating uncertainty eliminates the trace of possibility. Idealistically idle, unable to move. Far too much left to learn, but still more left to prove. I started this one intending for it to be a standard rhyming metered poem, but couldn't come up with the right rhyme so I turned it into a haiku. Chaos Just a thoughtless word carried on the wings of a butterfly in flight.
Girls Get Groovy
Setting Up House
Well, I am stuck between a rock and a hard place. We live in a nice house in a small town and we pay light rent. But...We are 45 minutes away from all civilization. My boyfriend works 45 mins away, and my school is in another town 45 minutes away, and my kids school is ...guess...yep.. 45 minutes away. So our conundrum here is whether to stay in this house...which we can buy, or move closer to our schools and job. I vote for moving closer, since gas prices got so high it is almost the same as moving into a house and paying twice as much in rent. My fiancee thinks that staying in this house is smarter because it is so much cheaper living in Oklahoma than Texas (which is where all of our stuff is). I think after all the expenses with gas, it comes out to about the same and the only thing we have to argue about is the time it takes to get from one place to the other. It is a LONG ass trip to go to work and school. The time we spend on the road could be time spent sleeping for go
Go Do It :)
--Go to --Click on Maps. --Click on get Directions. --From New York,New York --To Paris,France. --And read line # 23. If you laugh then re-post this.
k so. mah chickadee's blog got me all worked up. not in a bad way mind you. more like in a FUCK YEAH kinda way. *breathes* people have different viewpoints. its what makes people uhm *gasp* different. but seriously...what the hell is wrong with the world. where did this come from? oh gee lets see... perhaps it was the phone call from the school whateverthefucksheis tellin me the situation had been 'handled' but she couldnt give me any 'details' cuz it was other parents children. uhm. excuse me? wait wait wait. my kid. gets threatened. with bodily harm. and when the school calls me...its 'its handled dont worry about it'...and when i ask anything its 'im sorry i cant divulge that information' uhm no. how about i take a big fuckin buick and shove it straight up your ass..and when your mom calls to see how the retrieval went i say 'cant divulge that information' so of course i ask to speak to the principal. he's starting a test cuz its AIMS week...whatever the fuck that is
I Lost Some One Dear To Me Today
today my best frined richie died in a fire and i just seen him last night first my mom leaves me now my best friend is gone and now i cant stop crying this is to every 1 that lost a dear friend death is a part of life death is what brings life life is what brings death whne it is your time its your time to make life you must take life so i say this prayer to my friend i hope you will join me lord please take care of my friend richies soul and i hope he knows ill miss him amen.
You May Not Have Ever Seen Me
You may not have ever seen me But you know that I am here. You can feel me in your heart As you enter each new day. I will always be there for you I am your friend. Someone to share the good times As well as the bad. I make no judgments by what you say I just listen with my heart and Hope to be of help in anyway I can. I will be there for you now and forever And always please remember I am your saint!
Can You Read?
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
CherryTap Sugar Daddy to gimmie a BLAST ! Never had one , and I'd LUV to have one . Msg me for ! * KISSES !*
Clean & Funny
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ***************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." ****** ************************************ Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ****************************************** A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Poli
all juggalos order merch. from, this order i placed on 4-6-07 and i got it in the mail today only five days to ship to me in west bend,wi.
Good Luck Chuck
I Met Her....
...on 2/11/07 and I cannot get her out of My mind. was Magick in the true sense of the word. I...fell in love with her and we had a wonderful night/morning together. I came home in a daze...My mind and emotions were tweaked, as if on Meth. So many thoughts, so many "what ifs?" Complications arose, due to my ex-wife coming to Me with her claims of undying love and such, (yet a year earlier, she and I ended an attempt at reconciliation because she had told Me, "I love you, but I just can't live with you"...and "I just don't want to be in a "domestic" relationship"...etc So...after some time...I met "her" and hope re-entered My life. I felt love that I had long ago forgotten existed. I felt passion that had eluded Me for many years... the complications are still there, although I hope to change that for the better...very soon, I wish to tell "her" I still love you, (and am in love with you), I miss you and our long, seemingly endless conversati
Wow, I Can Be Sexual Too!!
Ok so apparently my ummm...mood has carried over from yesterday. so...cough...
Kickin It Old Skool
That Other Place
Here is my Link.Come Join me There my CherryTap Friends. My Blog URL
Blades Of Glory
Change In Beliefs
I used to believe all people were good. Yes some did bad things, but deep inside was still a good person. I'm not sure I believe that anymore. Maybe too many times I have found myself hurt by someone, or lied to, or used. I've seen too many friends go through it lately too. When old friends tell you that you don't laugh.. or smile.. or talk like you used to, then its time for a change. I suppose I let these things affect me, to change me and what I believe. Maybe its time to put up the walls to things that hurt.. to walk away from the things that hurt... time to make changes.
To Put It Simply, I Want You
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.
What Is A Friend?
A friend is someone who understands and someone you can trust. They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss. A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong. They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong. A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way. And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray. A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin. And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend. A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true. Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU
If I Was Your Boyfriend
How many times a day would you hug me? > > > 2.) Would you let me hold you? > > > 3.) Would u come with me to places? > > > 4.) Would you love me? > > > 6.) Would you lie to me? > > > 7.) If I was sick what would you do? > > > 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? > > > 10.) Want to have a future with me? > > > 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? > > > 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? > > > 13.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? > > > 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? > > > 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? > > > 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, who's side would you be on? > > > 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? > > > 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? > > > 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? > > > 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? > > > 21.) How do you feel about me? > > > 2
Our Classes
After she came, we laid next to each other and she quickly found my wet hot box. She started to work her magic on me. She rubbed my clit in a circular motion. Oh god! This made me moan. Soon I was moving my hips in rhythm with her hand. She had me cumming in no time. Soon, my lace panties were soaked. She removed my panties and began licking at my wet, horny pussy. She used her tounge to massage my g-spot right before you'd exit my pussy. The she'd start sucking on my clit. While she sucked, she fucked my pussy with with her fingers. She'd pump them in and out- going faster and faster. Finally, she finger fucked my pussy with such force that I came so hard, my pussy wouldn't release her fingers. The next morning was a Monday morning and I stepped into the shower while she was sleeping. I was sort of in disbelief that I just had my fist experience with another woman and I liked it! While I was in the shower, I replayed the events from the night before in my head. This t
I'm Here---barely
Well, most of you read my blogs to get a good laugh and this one is no exception. Please excuse me if we have discussed this privately and I'm repeating myself. Today is the first day I have felt human after a nasty fight with some kind of funk for the last five days. I have been down in the bed with a high fever, headache, stomach stuff and muscle aches. Yuck!!! Imagine trying to cook Easter dinner with your head pounding, the kids wanting the food because it smells great but all of you are just not feeling good. It was kind of get up stir the food, go lay back down. lol Yesterday, I tried to go to work but ended up asking for the rest of the day off. I wasn't the only one in the house that was sick. Thomas and Emily both stayed home Monday sick with me. You know you look like hell when your boss doesn't even question you about wanting to go home. So, anyway here is where the funny part comes in. I talked about getting all these new appliances for my house
I sit in my office watching a movie I vowed I would never watch due to it would probably make me cry. And you know I hate crying, it shows I am weak at times, it shows I am a woman. I hurt and I bleed, and yes I do cry it just takes alot to get me there. So I'm watching this movie, and seeing how the leading female character changes the leading male character's life is a more positive way. I am reminded how much you mean to me. I am reminded that with just a simple look, text, or call how you ground me again. How you make this mess of a person feel so important. You seem to be willing to take my offers more now a days. Less timid to say no, and more willing to say yes when I offer to help you out. I'm starting to get you, I'm starting to fall for you, I'm starting to like this whole distance thing. I've stopped feeling like I need to be someone I am not. I can enjoy music again, I can cry, I can be weak. Because in the end I feel like you would be there to catch me, and hol
My Meaning
She was free spirted yet a special and beautiful lady, With God's plan she helped this man grow Surrounded by all that is good and glorious...... E'er so special with a true meaning now it is time to say - I have a Friend who cares So much beauty living brings Fields where small children run Where foam on ocean waves go by She's across the miles and comforts my fears. Never fails.....I can count on her To take the hurt, from my breast For the beauty in-the bright blue sky The sweeping arc of her aura goes on endlessly. I need to have an open heart To let me magnify the splendors Of a Friends path of life.... And yes put this Song In My Heart THANKS FRIEND
What is all this time has been wasted? What if all we had has been lost? Cuz maybe i just don't care no more. Cuz maybe it's not how it was before. Maybe i'll change my mind later. But maybe you won't take me back. I'll just be sitting here waiting. You'll be at home debating. I'll be waiting for you to want me. You'll be wanting an apology. But neither of us will give in. So maybe neither of us will win. Hopefully one day we'll look back. And we'll smile at what we once had. But what i'm willing to bet. Is that we'll both be filled with regret
These Messages Gotta Stop
i needed a place to save things like heading.much easier to paste in than I erased this marked elegal blog for this that I want saved. easier here than swinging in an out of myspace with this stuff.I used to keep all saved things there.But this is the Best Motivational Bombing heading of all time.Now some in my COF no from past House Cleanings I don't fuck around.Like the Time I kicked to the Curb 100 club F.A.R.'s.After that heated Arguement with maniacal Bliss of her Sticking up for a Downrater of my Webdude Morph.Steph was a very good friend of mine.Downraters of my Morphs are a Cardinal Sin.That Story is in a Blog. #1.*Lord_Wolf*Angel needs Bombers for her Contest>>or Friend Liquidation will Occur' #2.
My Messed Up Life
I sit here everyday and stare at this computer screen. I get up at 6:15 to put my kids on the bus, then I sit and wait or my two youngest to wake up so that I can fix them breakfast. Throughout the day I clean the house and when it is time I fix dinner. I fight on the phone... I watch tv... I sometimes listen to music. But mostly I am on here. No one has ever taken the time to understand the inner workings of my mind. I think that once they get close and start to know me the real me scares them. I cut myself when down (depressed) and sometimes the urge just comes over me at times when I am not. I do things in ways that others ask me "Why the hard way?" I challenge my boundaries. I gave up all of my friends years ago for the man that I married. He has choosen them ever since. So do I know how to have friendships...I know that I am trying. I push people that I truely care about away. Everyone says that it is the fear of getting hurt.. When truthfully I do it for fear of hurting them. THe
A Friend Like You
A Friend Like You Will Never Turn Me Away. A Friend Like You Will Be There For Me Everyday. A Friend Like You Will Hold Me When I Am Feeling Sad. A Friend Like You Will Rejoice For Me When I Am Feeling Glad. A Friend Like You Always Knows What To Say And How To Put It Gently, To Make The Pain Go Away.
Dear Friend
As a friend I do wish you The best of life's blessings And freedom from sickness and pain. May your prayers and oblations, As blooms of carnations, Flourish in sunshine and rain. May the blessings of heaven Be showered upon you With favor from God and from man. May you harvest with pleasure The fruits of your labor To share with whoever you can. May the dew in the morning Refresh and delight you, And your days be filled with great peace. May your nights without number Be filled with sweet slumber; Your dreams filled with hope ne'er cease. May your mate and your children Bequeathed and beloved Be cherished as jewels set in gold. May your joy blend with laughter, Both now and hereafter, As the days of your life unfold.
Hot Tattoo Contest Updates
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Makes You Think...
"If you Forgive people enough, you belong to them, and they to you,whether each person likes it or not." ~James Hilton
Together Til The End
Together til the end, You and me will be friends. We'll break our friendship never, together or apart we'll be friends forever. Through good times and bad, We'll never get mad. Through old friends and new friends, Our friendship never bends. Eventhough we're changing, Our friendship is never ending. With broken hearts and many tears, We've made it through these past seven years. Different in many ways, more alike each passing day. Our memories are the best, it's our honesty we never test. Helping each other out, Always with no doubt. We've always been eachother's better half, When we hang together we have a full glass. Together til the end, You and me will be friends.
True Friendship
The hands of fate have twisted again Altered the love I was to send She saw me with a different eye She waved as she left a tearful goodbye My feelings for her will go forever unseen To be hidden away like a forgotten dream She'll never know as I cloud my eyes I vow forever to keep this disguise I can never open my heart she can never see Exactly what she means to me I smile and wave as rain falls from above Now I know the meaning of unconditional love
Hmm Interesting
You Are a Centaur In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. What Mythological Creature Are You?
A Real Friendship Poem
I'm so tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good... finally here is a series of promises that actually speak of our true friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard/bitch who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves, unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, but then I will help you get up. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end
Going Mad...
(Originally Posted on August 3, 2006)At this precise point in time, I want to suffer a mental breakdown.  I want to crawl under my desk, screaming and crying.  If anybody comes close, I'll throw pens at them to make them leave me alone.It's this workplace that does it.  At least two of the programmers who left here went crazy afterwards.  One of them had called his parents, apologizing for killing that person when he was twelve.  (It had never happened.)  Later, when his parents went to check on him, his apartment door was open, trash was everywhere, the TV was turned to static, and he was lying naked in bed, staring up at the ceiling.I could definitely use a break like that.  Unfortunately, I need the money I get from working.  Therefore, I can't have my breakdown yet.  If I ever become rich, though, I think I might try going mad for a bit...tag: job, work, psychiatry, emotions
Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do.
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO. There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a lifesaver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door
Mommy Knows Best
stop rateing pepoles pics and profiles any thing lower than a 10 mommy says to all those who never heard it from there own mommy " If You Don't have any thing nice to say than don't say any thing at all"
I Don't Remember Where I Got This Picture At...
(Originally Posted on August 3, 2006)But I really like it.  The woman is sexy and creepy at the same time... tag: image, sexy, creepy
Something Everyone Should Read
This blog is extremely opinionated so if you can't keep an open mind then don't read anymore than these first 2 lines.... Lately I've realized alot about life and people in this world....I especially learned alot about myself and my own life. I can't point the finger at anyone for the things that have happened. Nor do I intend to. I just want somethings to be said. So anyone and everyone can read them. First...let me discuss the juducial system and my opinions on certain things involving that. Some of you that know me closer...know the details of what happened back in October and why I'm on trial right now for some really serious shit. I've made many bad choices in my life...I know that. But the thing most people dont know is that I really learned from these mistakes and I've cut everyone I know who is associated with drugs out of my life. Well aside from mary jane. Yeah...I still smoke...and I dont see a problem with it. I know its illegal but it shouldnt be. Sure the
Crazy John
Hi There
well hell pll, friends and family i just wanted to tell u all thank you for being there when i needed u the most no matter what was going on in my life i've always found some one on here to talk to thnx all
"everything You Do"
I was sitting here thinking of the words i wanted to say, but they just wouldn't come out right- so I found a differnet way I got a piece of paper and I wrote this poem for you, but there's no way to thank-you for everything you do. For always being nice to me and staying by my side, and helping me fix my problems and never leaving me behind. For accepting my thoughts and feelings, though you do not understand, for never giving up on me and being my best friend For making me laugh- and letting me cry and saying you'd miss me if I were to die Everything you mean to me you could never know In all the ways you've changed my life I could never show he way you take care of me (you're my shining star) and though it so increible that's just the way you are Before I get to mushy it's time for me to go but before I leave this ink-filled page there's one thing you should know As long as we are living no matter when or where if you ever need me- j
Street Soldier: Was My Life
Take a trip into my world, and maybe it will inspire you to save a little boy or girl.. This life is not for the faint of heart, and you are in the script before you learn your part.. I was young when I fired my first round, and all I wanted was to be down, but right from the start, there was divison in my heart.. I was quick to show what I got, and I had a damn good jump shot.. So I played the point guard for school after school, always trying to obey the golden rule.. but one day after the kennedy game my best friend got shot, and a lot of me died on that very spot.. and in my hood there is no such thing as evening the score, so that night I layed down two on the floor.. I don't remember exactly how I felt after that,but then the grind just became old hat.. I made money hand over fist, I was large and ghetto rich..Then I was a womanizer 24/7, and that is no way to get to heaven.. I made money off of all you can dream, and my status I was pure cream..I was no joke, and my hands never
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For Someone Special...
i cant describe the way i feel.. the more i think about seems unreal. no one has made me feel this way.. oh how i wish to be by Your side to stay. i wish to be secure in Your arms.. keeping me safe from every harm. the closer we get..the more i want to be Your's.. to do Your bidding and all of Your chores.
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The Great Guilt Giveaway!
(Originally Posted on August 11, 2006)Companies throughout the world produce products and/or services of benefit to their consumers. A computer company makes computers, a car repair shop fixes broken vehicles, a whorehouse gives their customers sexual release, and so on. Each of these businesses may do a little more for "special customers" (sell electronics at the computer store for great customers, look at a toaster at the car repair shop, or provide a date outside of the whorehouse, for example).What EXACTLY does the Christian church give to the majority of its members?Some people say "Salvation". Oh yeah? Prove it! If you cannot prove they are "saved" in the real world, then it can be just a hoax."Okay then, how about the hope of salvation?"Still, not good enough. If the product they offered was the hope of salvation, then one, maybe two visits would be all that would be needed.What I feel they offer is guilt. More guilt than any other single system out there.Think about it. The Bib
For All My Ct Friends
How Evil Are You?
You Are 50% Evil You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
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Don't Quit
When things go wrong, As they sometimes will, When the road you're trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low and the debts are high, And you want to smile, But you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit Rest if you must, But Don't You Quit! Life is strange with its twists and turns, As every one of us sometimes learns, And many a fellow turns about When he might have won had he stuck it out. Don't give up through the pace seems slow You may succeed with another blow. Often the goal is nearer than It seems to a faint and faltering man Often the struggler has given up When he might have captured the victor's cup And he learned too late when the night came down How close he was to the golden crown. Success is failure turned inside out The silver tint of the clouds of doubt, And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems afar So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit It's when things seem the worst That You Mu
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Somebody Cares
Somebody cares if you're happy today, If your heart is cheerful and light. Somebody cares if you're feeling good And everything's going just right. Somebody hopes that this message will show, In a warm little heart-to-heart way~ You're thought of, remembered, and happily wished An especially wonderful day!
A Friendship Like Ours Is Forever!
A Friendship Like Ours Is Forever! It is rare that you meet someone who with that first smile becomes your friend. Someone who knows nothing about you one day and all your secret thoughts the next. Someone who asks for nothing in return for friendship but friendship itself. Someone who makes it just as easy to share sadness as it is to share joy. I found that rare someone when I found you. And like a precious memory A friendship like ours is forever.
Friends Without Faces
We sit and we type and we stare at our screens. We all have to wonder, what this possibly means. With our mouse we roam, through rooms in a maze Looking for something or someone as we sit in a daze We chat with each other, we share all our woes, Small groups we do form and gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody to type out our name, We want recognition and offer the same. We give kisses and hugs and sometimes we flirt, In rooms we chat deeply and reveal why we hurt. We do form some friendships - but why - we dont know, Though some of them flounder some flourish and grow. Why is it on screen, we can be so bold, Telling our secrets that have never been told? Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mind With those we can't see, as though we were blind? The answer is simple, it's as clear as a bell. We all have our problems and need someone to tell. We can't tell "real" people, but tell someone we must So we turn to the 'puter, and to those
Redneck Book-a-manners
Some old, some new. 'Redneck Book a Manners' General Tips 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. Dinin’ Out 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor, as the restaurant may not have dogs. 3. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. Entertainin’ In Yer Home 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat from the table - no matter how good his manners are. Personal Hygiene 1. While ears need to be cleaned
Elton John - Pinball Wizard From The Movie "tommy".
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Mothers Day Contest Starts 4-12,2pm Est
To Familly,Friends,Fan's. Can u spare some time an Vote for a Special Friend to me.Her name is PiperXylon.The contest starts April 12, 2 pm est. I'm willing to spend all my Cherry Bucks on a Gift or gifts for the person or persons that makes Piper a winner in this contest.I hope to have her link tomorrow in my blog as well.An my name will advertise her contest as well.Thanks
Crayon Box Survey
CRAYON BOX SURVEY BLUE IS LOVE 1. Do you love someone?: yes 2. Do you believe in love at first sight?:yes 3. Do you believe in Love?:i'm tryin, but some people make it hard to. RED IS ANGER 1. Are you currently mad at someone?:yep 2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?: me anastasia tie 3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?: oh yes 4. Is anyone mad at you?:yep 5. Are you usually mad?: nope 6. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell?: yell YELLOW IS SELF DISCOVERY 1. Name: tabitha 2. Birthday: oct 25 83 3. What's your main goal in life?: be a great mother, daughter, sister and wife 4. Do you want to have children?: yes 5. When do you want to die?: when chas is old ORANGE IS EXCITEMENT 1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?: yep 2. If u won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?: pay off school 4. If you could have anything right now what would it be?: someone,
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Myspace Is Living Proff That
Ok - Just thought I would tell ya why I am sad. Many many years ago, when I was much younger (not that I am EVEN old...) I became friends with a lady by the name of Connie. Connie became friends with my family, we use to run around together, hang out, talk, ya know all the friend stuff. Well Connie had crohnes disease which is a disease where your body fights off food and nutrition. This disease treats food and stuff like a disease, so naturally you get really sick. Connie has had her ups and downs with the disease which is expected. However, recently she became really sick. Her family took her to Cleveland to a specialty center, but it was too late. This morning I got a call informing me that Connie had passed. This is a woman that fought so hard and lived life to the fullest. She was not old, or tired. The disease just progressed to the point that doctors could not do anything further to help her. I am sad because I miss my friend. It seems almost surreal, I can ha
Redbull, A Camera, And California
(written 4-10-07, pics will be added soon!) Wow, what a day. Here we are in fucking California, I remember the first time I found out we were coming here I was sooooo excited, then when I got here I was sooooo disappointed! It’s so dirty, crowded, it stinks, and for some reason this is the ONLY state where highways finest decides to stop us and give us a warm welcome- a fucking speeding ticket! Again. Well this is our second speeding ticket and a while ago we also got a ticket for non-emergency parking in an emergency only parking…..blah blah blah! I am serious, we have never gotten a ticket in any other state!!! Grrrrrr, I swear I think when we come to Cali we have “ticket me” written on our forehead! (well I will admit my hunny has a bit of a lead foot J ) I do admit there are certain parts of this state that are just gorgeous, but otherwise……..well ya know. We went to Shaver Lake today to drop part of our load, I went camera happy! Of course it didn’t help I was hyped up on
To Leean Gordon 2
i love u you are the morning sun shining upon my face warning me deep within your a gentile breeze blowing my summer after noon easy and care free you are the autumn sunset colorful quiet and beautiful you are very speacel and i love u
The Managerie Directions
anyone wanting to go, hit me up, i'll look for you. if you don't know my cell number... ASK lol =)
Leeann Gordon 3
i hold a very special place deep in my heart with hope someday that soon you will be apart part of a love a love so rich and true for the love i holdwithin my heart i hold for only you
A To Z
1. A is for age: 32 2. B is for beer of choice: none really.. heineken if i have to 3. C is for career right now: medical reception for plasma collection center 4. D is for your dog's name? Don’t have a dog.. used to be tequila 5. E is for essential item you use everyday: Computer 6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: american justice, SVU (law & order) 7. G is for favorite game: hot shots golf 8. H is for Home town: ocilla GA, now sprfld MO 9. I is for instruments you play: saxophone, trumpet and drums.. but none for yrs 10. J is for favorite juice: apple 11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: my stepfather.. long story 12. L is for last place you ate: auntie anne's pretzels.. the mall 13. M is for marriage: how about never 14. N is for your full name: tina marie 15. O is for overnight hospital stays: too many to count as a kid.. 16. P is for people you have talked to today: about 100.. at work.. only about 3 since then 17.
Kiss Me Deadly
I went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get laid, I got in a fight, Uh, huh It ain't no big thing Late for my job and the traffic was bad Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man, Uh, huh It ain't no big thing I went to a party last Saturday night I told you that story, I'd be alright Uh, huh It ain't no big thing But I know what I like I know I like dancin' with you And I know what you like I know you like dancin' with me Yeah, yeah Kiss me once Kiss me twice C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly Had a few beers, gettin' high Sittin', watchin' the time go by, Uh, huh It ain't no big thing Nothin' to eat and no TV Lookin' in the mirror don't get it for me Uh, huh It ain't no big thing But I know what I like I know I like dancin' with you And I know what you like I know you like dancin' with me Oh, yeah Kiss me once Kiss me twice C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly Kiss me once Kiss me twice C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly You know I like dancin'
Why I Hate People
i hat people cause the dont take the time to know me or get to know me and in nt that bad of a kid but if people are going to lie to me and tell me bullshit for get it i have enought of that in my life and i dotn what aney more
Always Grouchy
Grouchy Body: Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home I do believe.... A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also" the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here
Beth, I hear you callin But I cant come home right now Me and the boys are playin And we just cant find the sound Just a few more hours And Ill be right home to you I think I hear them callin Oh, beth what can I do Beth what can I do You say you feel so empty That our house just aint a home And Im always somewhere else And youre always there alone Just a few more hours And Ill be right home to you I think I hear them callin Oh, beth what can I do Beth what can I do Beth, I know youre lonely And I hope youll be alright cause me and the boys will be playin All night
Dfw Area Peeps! Edgefest 16!!
Is anyone goin? If so...look for me!!!! I will be with....4 guys (my hubby is one of them so don't get any ideas. lol). So, one chick and 4 guys. Look for us PizzaHut Park, this Sunday! We will be tailgating early with plenty of beer. Cheers and Beers! Sam
Trying To Be Faithful.
Just wanted to let all my cherry friends know that I didn't forget about you guys. As you know, it takes time to get to everyone, but I will get to you. Please be patient with me as I do work and have a family to take care of also. LOL I'm in the process of getting to everyones stashes and blogs as we speak. I'm trying to be thorough, lmfao. But I do appreciate all the cherry love from everyone and feel free to rate, add, and fan me. As I will do the same for you. Be blessed and have a great day. Thanks for stopping by and just taking the time to check me out! Tracy
How Lame
How lame con some poeple get. If your going to be a low class moron and rate someone low, at least have the balls to admit and be a man. I was hoping this place wouldnt have as many gomers as yahell, but it isnt looking like it lately.
Ew Do You Really Wanna Know The Answers To Some Of These?
Given a Hickey? Lots. Had a one night stand? negetive Made someone cry? yup. Opened your Christmas presents early? Of course. Been online for more than 10 hours in a row? Yeah im pretty sure i have. Pretended to be someone you weren't online? yup Eaten food that fell on the floor? yeah i have the five minut rule, not five second rule. Been caught cheating? never cheated to begin with. Been caught naked? Nope im never naked, ever ever ever fully naked. theres a ff about me. Flashed someone? Ha um.... Gone out without underwear on? yeah but i dont like it. Got into a fist fight? many. Swallowed bath water? Prolly, on accident though. Peed in the pool? Im sure i have when i was lil. Thrown up in public? yessir Been so drunk you can't walk? Oh god yeah, i had two people carry me up stairs once. Peed in public? all the time. Broken wind and blamed someone else? yes, but no one specifically, mostly i just put on a appaled face and look aro
OK. Im being told not to stress to calm down, but thats just me. Everybody knows thats what i do i stress. To the point that i make myself sick. In the past i have delt with it in another way and i will never go back to that. What is all the stress over, MONEY of course!! See my hubby is movin up a class in drag racin which means more money alot more then we had planed on spendin, let me just say that i said yes to usin the money for the down payment on our house. I love racin just a much as he does and i know it makes him happy. Im not pissed about the money that we spent im just stressin. He tells me that everythin is alright to let him take care of the family for me just to relaxe. I hear him and insure him that i will stop, but i can't help but stress. I dont know how to relaxe when it comes to money. Maybe im makin an fuse over nothin. If i am sorry to wasted ur time. If not then thank you for listenin. Robinowitz
The Fanny Poem
so this is what i found and its my new fav thing to say ever since the day i met u nothings been the same now u have putting hearts around your name!! isnt it cute
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Poem For Daddy
I know there were times we didn't see eye to eye but deep down I knew our love was always there and now you're gone but I am still here I'm not sure how to go on but somehow, I must fine away until we meet again
Here I Am
here i am now come and be my friend i need more of you out there to become my friends hugs, lovbug
The Truth
Trust no future, however pleasant, Let the dead past bury its dead; Act, act in the living present, Heart within, and God overhead The evil, that men do, lives after them, The good is oft interred with their bones. Is this the land your Fathers loved, The freedom which they toiled to win? Is this the earth whereon they moved? Are these the graves they slumber in? To palter with us in a double sense: And keep the word of promise to the ear, But break it to the heart. God speed the year of jubilee The wide world o'er! When from their galling chains set free, Th' oppress'd shall vilely bend the knee, And wear the yoke of tyranny Like brutes no more. That year will come, and freedom's reign. To man his plundered rights again Restore. God speed the day when human blood Shall cease to flow! In every clime be understood, The claims of human brotherhood, And each return for evil, good, Not blow for blow; That day will come all feuds to end, And
Forbidden Love
"Forbidden Love" I watch you close your eyes, as you fall asleep in my arms, for you I’d gladly give my life, if it keeps you safe from harm, I cannot live without you, I just can’t stand the pain it brings, you no longer love him, but you still wear his ring, we know our love is forbidden, and everybody knows, though we think we hide it, in our eyes, it shows, we’ve tried before to end it, because we know that we cant be, but you know I need you, and I know you need me.
Random Im's
hey have you ever wanted to make a guy wear your panties? You're not too far from me, wanna hook up for hot sex sometime baby are u a retarded mom? Can I lick you where you pee????
Oh Mom
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. > >"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished > >cleaning." > > > >2. My mother taught me RELIGION. > >"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." > > > >3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. > >"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of > >next week!" > > > >4. My mother taught me LOGIC. > >" Because I said so, that's why." > > > >5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. > >"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, >you're not going to > >the store with me." > > > >6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. > >"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." > > > >7. My mother taught me IRONY. > >"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." > > > >8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. > >"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." > > > >9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. > >"Will you look a
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"Blindfolded" This blindfold will take away your sight, but you're still gonna have fun tonight, without your hands you have no choice, but to wait for the feel of my hands and sound of my voice, this is a whole new sensation for you, it's something erotic, exotic, and new, where this is going you havent a clue, but you cant wait for whats in store for you, you feel the warmth of the fire, you're excited and getting wet with desire, the heat feels so good against your skin, you can barely hold this feeling in, I'm watching everything you do, silently from across the room, what shall I do to you first I think, maybe for now I'll just give you a drink, we have all night, so why should I hurry, anticipation hightens the mood, theres no need to worry, I'll completely mind fuck you before I take off your clothes, which I will do slowly one piece at a time I suppose, the brain and the pussy work hand in hand, and at the same time when grabbed on the ass by
Life Goes By
"Life goes by" I'm sitting at my desk now, as life just goes on bye, and I cant help but wonder, the what ifs, how, and why, all the things I've done, and all the things I've seen, the only time I'm trully happy, is sadly when I dream, my reality is far more grim, its sad if I must say, I'm not worth a thing to anyone, and it's always been that way, of course some have acted, and said that they love me, but all of them were lying, and thats much worse to me, they tried to tell my head, what my heart could see right through, the only use they had for me, were the things that I can do, if you dont really love me, dont fucking lie to me, turn around, dont waste my time, just fucking leave me be, it seems I supposed to be alone, for all eternity, because nobody seems to want my time, unless they want something from me, I know that I will go to hell, for all the things I did, and I will die alone, with no wife or kids, I cant say I dont deserve it, I ha
Fresh Meat
Well i am new to Cherry and so far have met some nice people please dont think because i am new means i am niaeve or dumb i do how ever play dumb blonde well im not here to cyber to have fone sex i amhere to check out the site and enjoy and chill please dont approach me and assume im going to fuck you im not . i am liking this site but i see already that the dawgs are coming out in full bloom beware i bite!!!!!!!
Girls Night Out! It Will Be Fun!
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THIS IS FOR LADIES ONLY!!! Welcome 2 the Nasty Survey. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 Other PPL 1.Would u fuck me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ want me to have u in? answer: 3.Would u give me head/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard? answer: 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u fuck me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 fuck me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked? answer: 12.Where would u fuck me @? answer: 13.Would u fuck me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u fuck me again and again? answer: 15.Would u fuck me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we fucked like ........ stars
Hand Update # Vicoden Kicking In :d
This morning the stitches came out. The wonds are healing nicely, although some of them are still open. Left hand will be wrapped for 2 days, as there was some bleeding as well. I also found out that the reason part of my finger is numb is because some of the nerve endings are damaged. Its possible they will heal over time. Next check up in two weeks, pins come out in 4 weeks.
Rest In Peace Fred
When you lived you life for others and loved without condition, When you made so many laugh and your smile won’t be forgotten, When you left behind an empty place that no one else can fill, When friendships you shared long to be renewed, When you built your life on hope and fulfilled it every day, The footprints you left behind will bring us together, So goodbye is not forever, you’re only steps away. Goodbye my friend, rest in peace. You will be missed by all who knew you.
Kill Your Tv
You know... If I could afford a true film projector, I would not own a television, at all. I would not, and why? Because television is the root of most evil, second only to religion. It is. Plain and simple, case fucking closed. It is a vile and vicious invention, and not because it supposely encourages violence, because it doesn't. No folks, television doesn't bring about violence, we're a vile and belligerent lot, hellbent on killing. it's inherent in our nature, but NO! That is not why I loathe the television... I loathe the idiot box for many reasons, and all are equal. But we'll start on one I noticed yesterday... It goes into the attention span of the human breed. First, let's break down the average network television program, or even basic cable for that matter. The movie channels are the only exception to this rule. But, the average television program, let's say an hour long program, since most of what's on is hour-long Reality TV fuck offs, or bogus photo-static copy f
My Day Running Around
this is what i did today with my life. I moved forward and got up at 8:30.. drank some OJ, took a shower, got in my brothers car and drove over to this place to have my finger prints for security clearance for a job as an armed security officer. then i ran around did some chores instead of sitting at home all day watching TV or be on the COmputer. I'm hoping i get a good paying security job. I'm a little behind on my bills so i need the money for 1 thing and second, my parents are devorced. once i find a job that pays well and can afford to move out on my own i think i can a million times happier. I also would like to find a g/f sometime... my main focus is on this security job. Its better than sitting on my ass doing nothing all day. I'm tired of retail as a cashier, i don't like a receptionist... so, yea.. that was my day today.
A Life Manual......chapter 1
Life is rarely easy, and hardly fair. If it comes easy, then it's probably not worth it. Because of the challenges that Life will give you, be prepared for mistakes. You will make many, and you will never truly apreciate your life without them. Unfortunatly the rookie mistake is to dwell on them in a negative way. For a succesful Life, follow these directions when a mistake is made. 1. Realize the mistake as soon as can't learn from it if you don't recognize it. 2. Take responsibility for mistake...You may waste time blaming it on others or making excuses, but it wastes the actual time that you could be learning from said mistake. 3. Examine mistake in order to learn from it the life lesson that you need. 4. Once learned you are 60 to 70% less likely to repeat the same mistake. I would love to say 100%, but an important makeup of Life is that nothing is 100%, except death...and you'll get to that soon enough. anyway, this is only 1 section of ch
life stinks....... . . . . . you all stink......... . . . . . . go away...! .. nah, im kidding ^_^ you guys rock!!!!! laterz!!
Have I Ever? What Haven't I?
Given a Hickey? i am appalled by this question... who does that!?!? ::giggles:: i am a hooooovah. Had a one night stand? more than once... not that i am happy about them... Made someone cry? everyday! Opened your Christmas presents early? i hate christmas... but yes. Been online for more than 10 hours in a row? i'm a junkie. Pretended to be someone you weren't online? faux shaux. Eaten food that fell on the floor? tons of times. but then again... i have eaten tons of bugs and other things as well. i have a five hour rule. lol Been caught cheating? no... but i faked it once. don't ask. Been caught naked? yup. i prefer to be at least a little bit naked. Flashed someone? tons of times... i got beads on st. pattys day and everything. Gone out without underwear on? in the summer... i pretty much live in underwear and a tshirt. i once went to a car dealership in nothing but boyshorts and a little boys aeropostale hoody. the dude looked at me like i was nuts. o..
My kitten, Spooky, has pneumonia. I hope nothing bad happens to him. I love him so much I don't know what I'd do if something did happen.... He's my baby, well, one of my babies.... I feel I am getting slightly maturnal over a cat... Jesus Christ. In any case... Keep him in your thoughts ( i won't say prayers because praying is over rated and its never once worked for me) Especially since I am always the first to come home and I'd be the first to find him if the pneumonia does kill him.
Rude, Very Rude (but Funny)
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. ____________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. ____________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. ____________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. ____________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ____________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ___________________________________
Just An Opinion & Suggestion
for all of you ladies that thinks every guy is the same. let me tell you something and i hope you listen to this. Not every guy will be the same way as a lot others. Some chose to be a certain way, others weren't raised properly, for those guys that are bad such as the ones that slam you in the face and throw you around a little bit, yell at you, hurt you in ways you wished a man would never his hands on. for guys like that makes the good guys look like the rest of them in ways of saying girls don't look hard enough or just staying with the same type of guys as usual. My suggestion is try a new way of finding a better guy. just cuz hes good looking doesn't always means he has brains or the heart you would like him to have. For a guy like me that has a great big heart and who cares about this world get little in life in return for a stupid reason. so try this ladies... if you are having trouble in a relationship or marrige don't hold back and stay to wait for him to get better such as
Looking For Yahoo Friends
Looking to make friends who like to yahoo and chat and get to know so if your friendly and have a good sence of humor lets chat
My New Addition
I never knew what life had instore for me after my children were grown, until I raised them and set eyes on my first grandchild..Being over 40 and and seeing the first lil one is awesome..
Taxes (oh No!!!)
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass Tax all he has then let him know That you won't be done till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, do not relax, Its time to apply the inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax, Building Permit Tax, CDL License Tax, Cigarette Tax, Corporate Income Tax, Dog License Tax, Federal Income Tax, Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA), Fishing License Tax, Fo
sign my guess book please and ty tgo all who did SENDING MY LOVE BACK OUT TO U ALL
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I Begin To Fall
I wanna take you there to that place that only comes in a dream if you know what I mean. A perfect image that comes from the bliss of a soft sensous kiss Can you begin to tell me if this is what you miss? I see it in your eyes when I stare at an image thats not really there.... at all... and I begin to slowly fall. It is possible to explore what the mind cant see with creativity. Such as the kind I have in me
He Lies On The Surgery Table
He lies on the surgery table Bright lights shine in his face. He knows this is his last chance. He may live or he may die today. A masked nurse stands next to him, pulling warming blankets up to his neck. "It's going to be fine." She reassures him reaching under the blanket for his shaking arm. He smiles weakly at her and says, "Whatever you do, please don't let go of my hand." A cop runs from his squad car, red and blue lights cut the darkness. He runs to the thin blonde girl lying on the street. Pulling on gloves he talks urgently into the call mike on his shoulder. Begging to send Rescue - fast. He bends down to the young girl, gently pushing blood tinged hair from her face. "Hey, just lie still. Help is on the way. What's your name?" She doesn't answer. Her eyes staring straight ahead. He feels for a pulse. "Stay with me now sweetie!" He says putting one arm under her neck gently turning her to him. He holds her blood smeared righ
Another Shift Over, But You Refuse To Go
another shift over, but you refuse to go, want to stay on the job until they are all found, exhaustion takes over, your head is hanging low, you take a nap on a blanket that's on the ground, a nightmare wakes you up, and tears track down your face, wearily, you suit up, slowly rise to your feet, you dreamed it was you caught in that terrible space, that's when you hear the little voice say, "my name's pete," you look down, there's a little boy in a wheelchair, bending down, you rub his head, big tears fill his eyes, "thank you so much for finding my daddy down there, he's now an angel who's looking down from the skies," he says, "do you need a hug, someone to talk to?" a lump forms in your throat, you don't know what to say, you hold the boy close, you softly tell him, "thank you, you don't realize what you did for me today, "i was going to resign, was going to quit, because of what happened, too many lives were lost, we're trained to save li
Do I Make You Horny Baby?
hello all , i have enterd he sexy men of ct contest and because of my work schedule(double shifts this week) i am WAY WAY behind and could really use YOUR hlp stop on by let me know if you think im sexy , or even if u think im ugly lol either way leave me some comment bombs lol Everyone knows ill return the favor when it comes time and u need the love returned .last time i even went as far as sending out thank you cards and messages to everyone =) so PLS PLS PLS i need some love shown cause i wont be able to do much for myself this time =( TY in advance to all my friends and loved ones *MUAH*
What To Pray For
What to Pray For by John Piper If you are like me, you find that from time to time your prayer life needs a jolt out of the rut it has fallen into. We tend to use the same phrases over and over. We tend to default to worn out phrases (like the word default). We fall into patterns of mindless repetition. The devil hates prayer. Our own flesh does not naturally love it. Therefore, it does not come full-born and complete and passionate from the womb of our heart. It takes ever renewed discipline. Years ago, when I wrote Let the Nations Be Glad, I argued that prayer is a wartime walkie-talkie, not a domestic intercom. God is more like a general in Command Central than a butler waiting to bring you another pillow in the den. Of course, he is also Father, Lover, Friend, Physician, Shepherd, Helper, King, Savior, Lord, Counselor. But in this fallen “world with devils filled,” prayer will function best when we keep the frequency tuned to Command Central in the fight of faith. So wh
Smart Women
Barbara Walters of 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that the women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms. Walters' vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even farther back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom. Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?" The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes and without hesitation said, "Land mines." Moral of the story: Behind every man is a smart woman.
Fear is a place we go when we don't know fear is the man in the shadows behind that bush or that memory or that time walking in the peace of the streetlights down the sidewalk waiting for fear to jump out grab us and pull us deeper into the metaphor just close your eyes and get lost in the metaphor of blue skies and fearless dreams
This Could Be The End
i thought u loved me but maybe it was all just a lie u want time to urself u say but yet you hang with other ppl u say mean things to me things to make me cry u say want to be with me but ur actions say otherwise you make me feel worthless guilty like everythings my fault that its my fault for ur actions i dont think theres nething i can do to make u happy i dont meet up to ur standards you seem to hate me for what i am which u say im emo if u hate emos so much why u still with me? i wish u could open ur eyes and see that ill never be perfect ill never be good enough for u will i?? ive tried and tried but it was never enough well im done trying to make u happy cuz apparently its not working so now its up to u are u willing to accept me for who i am? if not then this is goodbye
Why Do They Do It
I don't understand why guy put girls pics on there main page. Are they gay or what, I don't understand at all. So if someone could enlighten me that would be great.
Good Bye
I spit life unto my seeds Because God speaks life to me And it’s only right to pass on the truth, the way and the light I spit life Because death is not an option See, The combination of chemicals Forming the breathe That God blessed me with Nurtures all things that it contacts My life giving sustenance Travels through airwaves, Translates onto paper in ink, graphite and pixels on computer screens I spit life with my hands and fingers, Or with my face, using an expression Or I could use my physical person To bless someone With life
Yes Another Poem What Can I Say I Like Poems Lol
I write poetry to praise and glorify Christ, Jesus. So my works of art are acts of worship, not people pleasers. Understand one truth... Satan will stop at nothing to deceive us. But we have a God that promised to never leave us... I Stand behind My lord, I don’t try to lead him I don't spit rhymes, People I bleed'em I lived what i write, ask those that know me. It's more then just words, it's my TESTIMONY! So I walk what I talk, and no longer do what I did. I am free, no longer doing that spiritual bid! The bind has been broken, I am no longer bound. i was once lost, but now i am found! Warrior of God, believe me when I tell ya. Ready and willing to kick in the gates of hell, brah! For I have accepted my spiritual authority... Therefore demonic forces know not to bother me. Yet, far from perfection, so yeah I fall to sin. But I have a God that, that continually rescues me from the quick sand i jump in! Thought a righteous man falls 7 times, so shall he rise! And
That Damn Owl.
Give a hoot, don't pollute. Ok. Fine. But I'm not sure what a breast has to do with pollution.
Funny But Crule
Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .....whether you're here or not." (DAMN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
Hmm Yeah
1) jealous people sucks 2) my ankle hurts a lot 3) it was a very tiring day: i spent 6 hrs doing installing and configurating things in servers 4) i need vacations and now 5) and i need chocolate... 6) why the ones that call themselves they are friends of me (this is not here, is out of ct) only talk to me when they need me to fix their computer?????????? okay who answers the last get a million of thanks! lol good bloody night
Indian Story
While touring an Indian reservation in North Dakota filming a documentary, Barbara Walters was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress. His reply: "Only have one woman. One woman,one feather." Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women. Two women, two feathers." Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?" The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief, me sleep with 'em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with 'em all." Horrified, Ms. Walters stated. "You ought to be hung." The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung,
Pro Wrestling
well i am officially back into pro wrestling started trainin again this month an next month back into doin shows every weekend startin the irst weekend of may loads of fun for those of you that are in the portland,or area look for dpcw signs for locations of shows or message me an ask an i mite b able to let u know where to go
Winter Song
The snow, so peaceful and serene, caressed by the soft moonlight, gave magical feelings to the night. The soft blue glow, the lovers' words then did flow, their lips closer and closer until, locked in the throes of a passionate embrace, she decided to express her feelings, to keep him safe. She whispered softly, her words like music to his ears, "I Love You," and his response the same, heard like the gentle breeze, "And I love you, forever." That was the night they promised to be together through everything, each to care for the other when old and gray A lovers' pact the most likely to last.
Sorry I haven't been around too much lately. I've been sorta sick. I still am, actually. I will be back around more as soon as I start feeling better. xoxoxo BrattyBytch.
My Job Can Kiss My Ass!
So I've been with my company for 8 and a half years and my salary is now being revamped with a brand NEW pay plan! So guess what? "What?" you ask. When it boils down, I will be recieving less every month unless I sell 700.00 dollars more a week. Fuck You!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah that's right. This is not making me want to work any harder. If anything it makes me want to fucking burn this bridge and find something else that won't fuck me over like my fucking job just did. I know there's so much bull shit to life and that I will experience so much more throughout my lifetime, but it still fucking blows like my fucking smelly ass!! Shit! Oh well.
Little Old Lady
> > Subject: Granny > > > > Defense Attorney: > > Will you please state your age? > > > > Little Old Lady: > > I am 86 years old. > > > > Defense Attorney: > > Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened > > the night of April > > 1st? > > > > Little Old Lady: > > There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front > > porch on a warm > > spring evening, > > when a young man comes creeping up on the porch > and > > sat down beside me. > > > > Defense Attorney: > > Did you know him? > > > > Little Old Lady: > > No, but he sure was friendly. > > > > Defense Attorney: > > What happened after he sat down? > > > > Little Old Lady: > > He started to rub my thigh. > > > > Defense Attorney: > > Did you stop him? > > > > Little Old Lady: > > No, I didn't stop him. > > > > Defense Attorney: > > Why not? > > > > Little Old Lady: > > It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert > > died some 30 years > > a
Camel Sex
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the > Afganistan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a >Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. > > He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. > > The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men >here > > on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". >That's why we have Molly The Camel." > > The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand >about "urges", so the camel can stay " > > About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy >with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting >a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his >pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he >asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" > > "No not really, sir...They usually just ride the came
Food For Thought
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy veget
You Are Thong Panties Woman, you are one hell of a ride! You're a total wild child - and you live for crazy times. Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away. You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit! What Kind of Panties Are You?
With My Misfits Records Out...
List a band that you like and know REALLY well: NOFX. Now, use ONLY that band's lyrics, song titles, and cd titles to answer the following questions. You can't change bands halfway through! 1. Who are you? A PROTAGANIST NAMED BILL.-SCAVENGER TYPE. 2. What is your definition of love? I doesn't seem like you're a million miles away, no. But maybe one or two That doesn't mean, I never loved you I love you long times, when you're on top of me WHATEVER DIDI WANTS. 3. How do you view life? Want to fuck off, drop out, never trust a fuckin' hippie for that matter don't trust anyone. quit school, don't work, livin' up the music you punk. if i could do it so could anyone. DRUGS ARE GOOD. 4. If you were stranded on an island, what few things would you bring with you? There's always a keg of beer and a block of cheese We got charams, pinball, asteroids, space invaders, and missile command MATTERSVILLE 5. Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/crush: b
Two Buddies, Bob And Larry, Are Getting Very Drunk At A Bar When Suddenly
Larry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no ... Now my wife will kill me! Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit. I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me - he had one too many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill! His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks." "Oh, yeah ... I almos' fergot. He shhhit in my pants, too.
I just found out this morning that I won't be staying in Iraq for an extra 45 days. It'll be 90, instead. I know I should feel outrage, sadness or something, but there's nothing. Absolutely nothing.
I'm gonna lick the back of your skull with a baseball bat. It's caffeine that's addicted to me. And I can't make it go any faster. I'm all hopped up on dizzy and f- what was I talking about I get so hard to contain at times like this because I'm so bucking fored. I like that. I'm going to jump on my wall for a while now. Don't mind the insane laughter. Come again? No thanks last time I was here you poked me in the eye. Shiney.
Warning About Beer!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for "no strings attached" sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking beer, men often wake with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled
So Basicaly
Today kinda sucks being alone just sucks I'm tired of not having someone special to spend my nites with I'm tired of not having someone to fall asleep nexted to someone I can just cuddle up with on my couch and watch a movie with ugh being alone sucks :(
Flying Without Wings...
lyrics - Westlife Lyrics Music Video Codes By Music
Hey Yo
Hey Yall if u have not done it id like for you to plz hit ma page and sign ma guest book. i would really love it if you all did it for me would mean alot to me. i know i dont ask for much but this i am asking for. much love to all that have sign it already and i will find a way to repay u all much love all
Another Sad Love Song Toni B
Only A Handful
I wonder why hardly anyone talks to me. I have my "friends" on my list, and most wont say a word to me. I have a few friends, and a couple great ones, mostly on my Family list, most others hardly even say hi. Oh well. Seems odd though lol
Okay so I decided to blog a bit. Today was a busy day. it is 10pm and I just finally got a chance to sit down after leaving home at 6am this morning. I got a couple new things for my truck and did a couple things to my car nothing really exciting but I am getting things ready for my boat which I should have next week.
60 Things Girls Never Knew About Guys
Heres 60 things gurls never knew about guys , i hate to admit it but alot of its true , and for those of you who know me and what i am about you will understand 1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5're a HOE) 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-real
Watch Your Language!... Sometimes.
The angry rant that was in my profile main page, my "About Me" section, ... was misleading- not because of any failure of reading comprehension but because I didn't know what I wanted to say, and didn't say it clearly :). This is -- (hopefully) -- better. In fact a lot of the problem is inclarity, and how to improve clarity, of presentation of ideas. And- to do so when it's most important. In conversation, in casual discussion, in real-time chat, I can ask for clarification of words that, because they're misspelled, I might mistake for other words, just for example; and since I can, and - moreover - since my own typing, spelling, thinking go downhill at the time of day (... like... now) when I often am computer chatting... I'm less inclined to criticize anyway, if I do notice something unclear. Ask for clarification yes, criticize no :)... In an essay, blog post, writings, ... intended to be more permanent in a way or at least less ephemeral (I maintain there is a significan
"a Gorgeous Massacre"
Never did anyone quite understand; This girl before you is not what she seems. The scars on her arms are the SOS, And the look in her eyes is just a cute disguise. The swing of her hips, And the curve of her lips As she whispers venomous words: "I love you." She'll always haunt you. Sensual enough to draw you in, Like a moth to the flame; But get too close and you'll– Burn, Burn, Burn Like all those saints before you on the cross. Her anger will kill all around her, All who love and all who hate her. But her fears and depression Make you want to take her home As a little lost kitten, Oh, you didn't see? The kitten is a tiger! And she'll claw right to your heart, But still you're lured To her curves and her words. No wonder we all love her so. She is after all… A Gorgeous Massacre.
A Memory That Has Been With Me And Still Haunts Me To This Day...
When i was 13 yrs parents had friends that we became close with that they knew from when they drove truck...they later became my god parents...i trusted them both with every inch of my being...i loved them dearly...they were the second closest thing to my real parents...and i always thought i would never get hurt by either of them...i know of girls or ppl in general that would lie about something like this...but this what im about tell isnt a lie by any means...but anyway we agreed that durring the summer when school was out i told my dad and god parents that i wanted to go out on the truck with them...well i did and then tragedy struck when my god father found out his aunt fell off the back of a truck so we had to go to texas so he could be there for her surgery and all at the same time he was switching companys so he had to turn his truck in...we were suppose to get up the next morning and help him clean it heres where it gets extremely hard to talk about...but tha
Sad But True.. Try It.
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of t he class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplish
Had A Problem
ppl were stealin ma nudes and threatin to post all over tha net so im no longer gonna have dem
My Best Friend And The Person I Loved Dearly A Long While Back Being Murdered...
There was a boy i loved dearly he was such an awesome friend to me and we talked online everyday he was always so kind and never hurt anyone...later i fell for him...and then come to find out some girl and her gang were going after him...and one night they were outside stalking him outside his house and he was home by himself...he was talking to me online at the time and then the last thing he typed to me was "they broke into my house" and then he said "they shot me in the arm" then after that never heard another thing...then she come to his pc and said "he's dead bitch" and then not another word was said...then his mother got on his account and told me that it was true that they had lost him do to him being shot...i was so devistated i started crying...i love him then so much like i still do now and he's my gaurdian watching over me...Kai dont ever forget i miss you and think of you often...
Finding Out One Of My Close Friends Has Lung Cancer At 28...
just last week i got on here thinking it was going to be a typical day...then my friend brian pmed me and asked me what was going on...and i told him...Then he says guess what? and i said what...and he said i went to the docs today...and i was like ok and what did they say...and he said they told me i have lung cancer and im only 28 and they knew since last sept. and didnt say nothin...i started crying once again feeling like i was loosing something precious to me in my blessings are with you brian MUAHZ hunny
Im Not Sweating You...
yes you...the lady with the big tits...the lady with the big ass booty...the lady with the fine ass face or gorgeous eyes... yes all of not sweating you i am sick and damn tired of women playing games all designed to make a nigga sweat you and boost up ya self esteem... its not my damn responsibility to make YOU feel good about YOURself....its called SELF ESTEEEM...the esteem of ya motherfucking self... if you say you gonna call and dont its all good...i ent chasing you....if you all iffy about hanging out and chillen...IM NOT CHASING you... im too damn grown for all of that...i work 2 jobs...7 days a week...60+ hrs a week so in my free time im not trying to chase you around wondering why you dont call or why you avoiding me and similar bullshit do women ever stop to think how that makes a man constantly be chasing after a woman and not get anywhere? i doubt it...and you wonder why so many men do so much dumb shit to feed they really t
My Attempt At Erotic Poetry..... "face"
face 4/12/07 2:15 am mmm yes... touch taste and sound... visualized through imagination and remeberance... i can taste you smell...see you taste.. and i remember it so well for its traces never leave my senses... im looking to quench my thirst for you but it seems all things keep getting pushed to the left and i guess i cant be greedy but i rememeber your touch and i desire for it... i need it...i crave it...i loathe that i cant have it... tracing the outlines of your curves figure 8's in the nap o fyour neck and down your spine and behind your knees indeed i have cum to please and am pleased to give and once ive lived in you warmth i could never go back i relaspe...i know its not mines but i must have it the madness of it is maddening but such sweet sacrifices to the gods of my loins are perfect i taste the teardrops and pray it turns to rain and im not wearing a rain coat or slicker quicker my pulse rises and so do i and my desire to penetrate
Please Help Me
I am falling wa behind in the fan race please help, I will fan back if you fan me.
Ok Go On Its Nearly Friday :o)
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi
Isn't It Weird?
So last night I was pretty hungry at 1 am or somewhere near there and of course Wendy's and lots of other places were closed....sooo somehow I ended up at McDonalds.... Strangely enough....they now have nutritional information on the package...along with the calorie count. My double cheeseburger had 460 calories while my small fries had 250....anyone else seen this phenonemon in any other fast food chains? What are everyone's thoughts on this? Is it about time, or do you not what to know and just want a quick meal you don't have to think about?
Fuck Sex
What Has This World Come To
Ok, here is my very first blog ever, and there is just something I want to get out of my mind. Why is it nice guys hardly ever finish, period? I have tried meeting women, gotten to know them, helped them through what some may call a severely hard time in their life, and they then turn around and date a complete asshole just cause he is cute, claiming they could never date you cause you are too good of friends. Why also is it that a woman can never just come out and tell you when there is a problem in the relationship? Why do they feel compelled to cheat on me and then wait several months later before they admit it to me, then also claim they never thought the relationship would have progressed so far. I am really tired of never finishing. Why can't I meet a woman that likes me and can remain loyal? And now once again, I am back on the single market, sitting on a shelf, collecting dust, waiting for someone to find me, like me for who I am, and then take me home into their heart.
Gone Without A Trace!!
Why is everyone leaving me? It seems I log on and half my friends have disappeared without a trace. I can't even tell who they were. Boo *sob* If you're gonna leave, please tell me so I can get counselling Thanks nobby
An elderly couple was attending church services.About halfway through the minister's sermon,the old lady leaned over and said,I just let out a silent fart .What do you think i should do?" Her husband replied,"Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
Golf Balls
A man stepped onto the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.Finally,after noticing her many glances,he said,"it's golf balls." "Oh,"she said."Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Water Filled
The blonde said,"Doctor,I think my breasts are filled with water." "Water!"the doctor replied."what makes you think that?" "whenever anyone presses them my pussy gets wet,"she answered.
What I Want
Yep it's 4:30 am and I can't sleep. So many things are just racing through my head. I am just so ready for things to start happening for me, I am ready to be happy and content, I am ready for my fairy tale, my happily ever after to start. Is that asking too much, lol? I don't have to have money, all I want is my kids to be happy and healthy first and foremost. For me to have a job that I love and to find my prince charming. I want a man that is wonderful with and to my kids, someone that can't wait to see me and to talk to me. Someone that will call when he says he is going to call, actually someone that will call me whenever he wants, just because he has to hear my voice. Someone that tells me how he feels, wants to hold my hand, put his arm around me, cuddle with me.....just someone that wants to be with me, is excited to be with me. Someone that is honest with me. Someone that has ambition and drive. Someone that knows how to laugh and play. Someone that is tough but gent
Kitchen Fantasy
Kitchen Fantasy - J My guy and I have been going out for a while. I finally decided to invite him over for dinner. Now I was pretty anxious. I had never had him over and I was always telling him that one of my biggest fantasies was doing it in my kitchen. But what happened was even more than I could hope for … I decided to keep it simple, pork chops, dinner salad, corn on the cob and mashed potatoes and gravy. I even made a cherry cheesecake. I dressed in my skimpy t-shirt and shortest shorts. I just wanted to make it easy on him. He finally arrived and I answered the door. The first thing out of his mouth was, "Hey babe, you got the game on?" He pushed by me and headed for the recliner. He found the game and asked for a beer. I got him his beer and he patted my ass and asked, "what’s for dinner?" I told him and he said to let him know when it was all done. Then he went about his game watching. Needless to say, I was a little disappointed. I went into the kitchen and started fin
Back To Eden
Well it seems I need a change in luck So down and out,I'm feeling stuck So much pressure from the man Oh dear lord,Won't you take my hand And set me free from this misery Ain't had a bit to eat in days Oh I just can't go on this way I hurt so bad that I could cry Oh dear lord,Just let me die And set me free from this misery Have'nt felt a woman for what seems like years My face is streaked from bitter tears Every new day just brings me further down Oh dear lord,Please plant me in the ground And set me free from this misery Lost my house,Family and four door car Wonder how in the hell I ever got this far Winters setting in,All the flowers are seeding Oh dear lord,Please take me back to eden And set me free from this misery. Jimbo/Copyright/4/11/07
Bad Girl
bad girl - some naughty guy In my spare time I work as a counselor in an inner-city teen center. I enjoy my work and although I am white I have made some strong friendships with the black youths that I work with. My main job is to conduct group counseling for the young men of the community concerning their goals and how to obtain them. I also take time to play pick-up basketball, I can still shoot the three, and I hang out listening to stories about daily life in the neighborhood when someone wants to talk about their experiences. One night when I was getting ready to lock up the center, a very nice looking young blonde girl approached me. She introduced herself as Katie and asked if she could talk to me about a problem she was having. I had noticed her around watching us play basketball the past few weeks. It was hard to miss her because she was very attractive and always seemed to be dressed very nicely in the summer heat. This night she was wearing a short black skirt with a
My Paw Paw
Today would have been my grandfather's 77th birthday. As most of you know though, we lost him a little over 2 years ago. He and I along with my mom and sometimes sister Emily and brother in law Bryan would celebrate his birthday in the same manner just about every year. ARCOS (you know the little Mexican joint at 1960 and Aldine Westfield). Paw Paw loved that place. The last time we (me mom and Jeremy) took him there for his birthday was April of 2004 for his 74th birthday. He wore the sobrero and everything. He was such a character and a good sport. Each year since his passing my family and I have made it a point to eat Mexican food on this day, April 12th, in celebration of Paw Paw's birthday. So I extend the invitation to all of you to do the same. If you are unable to have some food, drink a Corona. Shoot I think even a slice of pepper jack cheese would serve the purpose. Either way sometime today, have a taco, enchilada (Paw Paw's favorite) or even a margarita in memory of
Paint An 8
Seven less sorrows, seven more mistakes Seven things to borrow, seven more to take Seven times I've fallen, seven times I'm up Six times I've wondered, where was one more Why did I sleep so late Lost my mind seven days straight If I go for seven more Paint an eight on my door Sevens windows and seven doors Seven sisters and seven boys Seven full words and seven lines Same old story same old crime Why did I sleep so late Lost my mind for seven days straight If I go for seven more Paint an eight on my door Why did I sleep so late Lost my mind for seven days straight If I go for seven more Paint an eight on my door
Why The Fook Is It Soo Hard To Write?????
Fuck this life I just can’t stand the shit I have to put up with if it’s not one thing it’s another! All I want to do is write a FUCKIG poem but can I???? Huh???? No……NO!!!! My head is soo filled with shit that I can get it onto the right path so that I can write it! I’m just so fucking pissed off right now and I don’t want to calm down I just want to kill something! Anything!........... Just feel the flesh tear from the bone! To taste the tang of blood on my lips! Gods I haven’t felt this hot since I tried to jump off a cliff just down the street from my house!!! Now that was invigorating!!! But childish! Only the strong can live till there time is up in this world! Sadly only the week willed chose suicide! And I am not week willed! And never will be! I sit here and I listen to peoples problems and I have to smile and say everything is going to be ok……. Well its not! We are all going to die and we are going to rot in the earth for years until they run out of room and dig you up
Lets Say I Break Into Your House
This is purdy funny to me... A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages. It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demostrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, which might make it harder to sneak into the country and, once hear, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Lets say I break into your house. Lets say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds, and washed the dishes and did the landry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you dont like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters: -You are required to let me stay in your house -You are required to ad
Untitled Poem
Oh why do i feel this way I feel like this night and day I really try push this feeling a side but this feeling i have turns in me like knives This feeling i have it is not love It is the worse one of I am lonely I am empty I feel this way often and plenty I want love i want romance I want a woman that likes to dance I want a woman to kiss and hold me Because I never want to feel this empty or lonely
(Originally Posted on August 11, 2006)FINALLY!  We might be getting rain here before I go home!  I can hear thunder outside.  :-)But don't worry, I won't get wet.  I brought my umbrella.That's right.  I brought a big, metal stick with all sorts of metal antennae radiating from the top covered with a piece of wet fabric.  In a thunderstorm.Uh huh.  Yeah.  But I will use it anyway.In old news, my parents' house was hit by lightning a few years back.  It came in one corner, fried the alarm system and my dad's computer, and left from the opposite corner.  Bricks were blown out from the force/heat/whatever.And so we come back to the umbrella...tag: weather, lightning
This Is Beautiful
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the Universi
Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present . 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seei
She Was Only 5!!
She was only 5 Body: Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest,
I Thought
I thought I knew what fun was, until I heard you laugh. I thought I knew what joy was, until I saw you smile. I thought I had felt safe before, until you held me in your arms. I thought I knew what I wanted, until you came into my life. I thought I had been loved before, until you came to love me. I thought my future looked so bright, until you started to waiver. I thought I knew what loss was, until you left my life.
Quote For April 12
The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have. -- Leonard Nimoy This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
There will be no more poetry entries until after April 25th because I'm working my ass off. That is all.
Vamps Continued
Now there are a few vampires that can withstand the sunlight. But when they do all of their children/fledglings feel the effects of the sun and are burned also. The burns can range from a walking cinder for an older vampire to death for the younger ones. One such vampire that can withstand the sun is The Vampire Lestat. And to my knowledge Lestat has only attempted this once in his vampiric life. This is just one example of us seeking the sun. Sometimes it is done to test the limits of the dark blood that is with in our veins. Several have sought the sun to end their immortal lives. Some step into the sun after seeing something they never knew existed. Examples of this would be the Veil of Veronica or the Shroud of Turin. There are other myths that I would like to clear up at this time also. The first is about coffins: Yes, we do sleep in them. Although some of us have modified bedrooms so we are able to sleep in a regular bed. To accomplish this we simply paint the windows black, br
To love is to hurt. To hurt is to fear. To fear is to be rejected by others. There are different stages in life. To open up means letting down your guard. When that wall is down you leave yoursefl open to all there is to in life. Then you ask yourself if you did right by letting down that guard. Heres the thing about guards and walls you build to protect yourself from the hurt and pain others cause. Guards are something everyone has, no matter if its up or down. You have this guard in place hopeing it will save you some heartache at some point in your life. Butno matter how guarded you are you still suffer just like the person thats not guarded. Then you build this wall keeping everyone out. Some call it "THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA" which most people have.The wall is in place because being guarded didnt help at some point in time. They say having walls built so high that you cant get through is harder than not having one at all. Over the years I have built a wall so high I couldn't
Attitude Is Everything:
There was once a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. "Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head! "H-M-M," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today." So she did and she had a grand day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "Today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head! "YEAH!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!"
Herbalife Rep
Just wanted to let everyone know of a new product (at least to me new) I am now on and selling. The company is called Herbalife and they have a nice website I just started the products on Monday, have alost a few pounds, more to do with water than anything else, but they do have some wonderful products, if anyone is interested in either trying some of the products or even looking for some extra money give me a shout or email and we can see where that goes.
Freebie Frid... Err... Monday!
(Originally Posted on August 21, 2006)Now, before I post this link, I neither condone nor condemn the practice described.  (Yes, it's the old CYA line.)Having said that, here is a link for an article on how to screw over the Focus on the Family "Church" by getting all sorts of free things from them.  This supposedly includes CDs, DVDs, etc.While I haven't done this one, I have in the past accepted bibles and such from religious groups.  I figure one less bible that I have received means one less they'll have to pass out to a willing fool, and the money they spent on creating it is just lost.Heck, now that I've become a Satanist, maybe I'll use some of them in rituals to bring about Christianity's downfall.(Not that that'll happen anytime soon.  The church is too powerful right now.)tag: religion, christian, christianity, satan, satanism, satanic, satanist, ritual, bible, Focus on the Family, Dobson, free stuff, freebies-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Help Me!
My guest book is posted up on my page and still no one has signed it! I really want to know who visits my page and a little bit more about people on here! It only takes a sec to sign it. Leave a comment too or become a friend if you want!
i was just watching montel tryin to fall asleep since i been up for like 3 days straight and i busted in tears. it was about families that are over in war.and it all brought up pain that im feeling about my moms death.her death was unknowing and unexpected. the day i got the voicemail from my uncle(my moms brother lenny) and said she was life flighted to ruby memorial i morgantown cause they thought she was havin a stroke i was shocked,i called her cell and left a mssage sayin nothin was gonna happen to her that she'd be ok and that i loved her, but then when the dr called me and said she had suffered severe brain damage on the left side cuz she had, hada spontanious hypertension anorism,and there was nothing else possible for them to do to save her and that i hadta get there in person to give permission to take her off life support that moment i totaly lost it, and from that moment i might look and act strong on the outside but truthfully on the inside im just withering away to no
This Is What I Believe....
Not sure where I got this from, but just felt like posting it. This sums it all up. . I believe - . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - . . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - . . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - . . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - . . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - . . . that you can keep going long after you think you c
Why do my wrists burn with the urge to cut? I have cut many times in the past but I have never had the urge to cut my wrists. My thighs are usually what burn and then receive the brutal torture of being carved upon. It is a comfort to me to cut. It is like it takes all of my problems away. I feel like I have been cleansed. As weird to some as it may sound it is the way that I feel. The feeling of being cleansed is usually only temporary but it is effective. Should I face the fate that most say is inevitable? Medicate or end it? Over the years I have had many people tell me do the smart thing and medicate yourself like your father did before you make the same mistakes that he did. I have even been told before that I can either get on meds or make the needed funeral arrangements because with out treatment that fate is inevitable. I dont want my kids to see thier mom all medicate and almost unable to function normal everyday activities because most of the anti depressants make me either s
Have You Seen The Moon?
i was just wondering...have you seen the moon? i noticed after you left that my surroundings change, there was a stillness...a void...a loss that was intense to me, to the innerness of me. more clearly, it was like a stop of time and space, all had lost its reason continuity in every sence of the world, was no more...there was nothing. i wondered to the far side of the porch and watched as your soul drifted away into the distance and i would have sworn that you, had taken with you the sounds of the birds, the light of the stars, the breeze of the wind, the scent of the air, the beat of my heart, and the moon in my sky! i looked to see if i could find just one single thing that was the same as when you and i had shared that space, but all was lost. there was nothing, except this noticeable emptiness within me. years passed by and i realized that 'all' was not lost, for if i strained a bit i could hear the birds in the distance, they confessed that you were indeed still around. the
The Stalker Lmao
A young man shopping in a supermarket Noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him . Pleased that he had brought A little sunshine into someone's day, He went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too." Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
This Is A First
i am finally in collage!
A simple game…. We check into a fancy hotel room. It has all the amenities, in-room hot tub, stocked bar, room service, movies, and plenty of room. We set up for the game. The rules are simple. One board (we use a Monopoly board), two playing pieces, two dice, and three bowls labeled his, hers, and actions to be taken. Of course, there is a pad and a pen, but I’ll get to that later. The object of the game is to have as much naughty fun as you can imagine. Each player will start on the starting line. Each will take turns rolling the dice. As each player moves down the street, a player that is passed by the other player must take off an item of clothing. This can only happen once per player per street (consider each side of the board a street, so there are only four streets in this game). We both have on plenty of clothes to make the game a little more interesting. You must also kiss your partner each time you remove a piece of clothing. The kiss must be a l
Thing That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk..
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative B) Preliminary C) Proliferation D) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult To say when you're drunk... a) Specificity B) British Constitution C) Passive-aggressive disorder D) Transubstantiate Things that are Absolutely Impossible to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. B) Nope, no more booze for me. C) Sorry, but you're not really my type. D) No kebab for me, thank you. E) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? F) I'm not interested in fighting you. G) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. H) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no Co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. J) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
Humpty Dumpty
Set Joy Free
There is great joy within you. Yet all too often your thoughts can keep that joy hidden away. Most of the judgments to which you devote your thoughts do not serve any useful purpose. Worries, resentments, and angry thinking will bring you nothing of real value, and will push joy further away from your awareness. Let go of those toxic thoughts and allow the joy that's hiding underneath them to shine through. Let go of the need to judge and to strive, and make room in your awareness for joy. Joy is easy and natural and not something you must struggle for or force. It has been there all along, and will flow easily from you when you allow it. Let your thoughts benefit from joy instead of using those thoughts to cover up that joy. Allow your actions to be more focused and effective by allowing your own unique joy to be expressed through them. Set free the joy in your life by letting go of the negativity that you don't need anyway. Set your joy free and let it fill your world.
Just See Why Me Adore The Boobs
WILL STARING AT BREASTS MAKE A MAN HEALTHY? I heard on our local radio this morning that since boy babies are nourished by breasts, they forever seek that old familiar & cherished nourishment. ********* Besides personal enjoyment men would get from this type of exercise it’d be interesting to see doctors prescribe visits to Hooters and husbands telling their wives the reason they’re spending so much time at a strip joint is that they are trying to lose a few pounds. Do you know of any men who claim to have increased their life span by boob watching? If you are a man, do you feel healthier after looking at a woman's breasts? What is it exactly that so attracts you to a woman's breasts? Dare to tell............
Ct And What I Think Of It
I have been here since june 29th and have seen alot of stuff change here but it's for the best of the ct community to help cut down on all the cheaters using programs to get to the top and i think that is a good thing cuz i have been trying hard to level when no one here helps. I miss the site when it used to be friends helping friends now i don't help any 1 but my self cuz it's not even about friends any more it seems. If you are one of them using programs and cheating to get to the top you should try and get there w/o help and see how freakin hard it is i've been stuck on level 11 for like ever cuz no one has made an attempt to rate all my pics. SO now that is out of the way i just hope that baby jesus keeps doing what he does and the bouncers keep there heads in the game to keep the kids and idiots at bay theres no room on ct for kids,stalkers or guys looking for 15 yr olds thats just wrong on so many levels if ya have kids you will agree with me on this. I love it here
Fun Facts
Snapple Facts #1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds #2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons #3 Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water #4 Slugs have 4 noses #5 Camels have 3 eyelids #6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph #7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day #8 A bee has 5 eyes #9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph #10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas #11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp #12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward #13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords #14 Camel's milk does not curdle #15 All porcupines float in water #16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1 #17 A hummingbird weighs less then a penny #18 A jellyfish is 95% water #19 Children grow faster in the spring #20 Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower #21 Almonds are part of the peach family #22 Alaska has the highest per
My Kisses
What kind of kisser are you?OH DAMN! LIPS OF AN ANGLE!YOUR PARTNER IS SATISFIED AND WILL BE BACK FOR MORE. THEY WILL BRAG ABOUT THIS KISS FOR DAYS OR EVEN WEEKS! GOOD JOB!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Love Icon
What is your love icon ?romantic loveyour love is very special you and your partner are very romantic and are willing to try anything.guys/girls like you because of the way you make them feel and how you show that you really care about them.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Virus Alert!
VIRUS ALERT!!! There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
What Kind Of Kisser Am I?
What kind of kisser are you?OH DAMN! LIPS OF AN ANGLE!YOUR PARTNER IS SATISFIED AND WILL BE BACK FOR MORE. THEY WILL BRAG ABOUT THIS KISS FOR DAYS OR EVEN WEEKS! GOOD JOB!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
I get that people have the right to express them selves and that many have been taught to speak their minds. I was just taught that you should think before you speak and even if your comment isn't going to be on the nice side there is a still a way to be polite about it. Now, if the person deosn't get it after a while then yeah, you have to start being a bit mean. But you should still give them a chance first before you start ragging on them.
Tight Fit
Swiped from a friend, this might be an old one, but... Tight Fit A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk in the man's penis. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and to
50 Mistakes Women Make During Sex
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it'
What is your love icon ?romantic loveyour love is very special you and your partner are very romantic and are willing to try anything.guys/girls like you because of the way you make them feel and how you show that you really care about them.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
I Figured It Out!!
Being the ultimate caregiver to those you love, you thrive in your relationships this year. Your understanding and compassion are an inspiration to others, and your optimism is contagious. This year brings opportunities to explore new horizons through travel and/or spiritual studies. This is a wonderful time for you to build more resources in your life. You will feel confident and satisfied with how you spend your time and money. You love the comforts that luxury brings, and will enjoy decorating your home with fascinating art objects. Developing your own musical and artistic talents brings you pleasure. Gardening and/or interior design may interest you as well. You realize your need to regroup and recharge your emotional energy this year. As you explore new activities, you approach the practical necessities of daily existence with a quiet joy and a gentle humility. Give yourself some of that energy when it comes to health issues and you'll discover the perfect fitness regime. Your
For All Who Know Motorcycle Riders
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those
Read Girls, What Guys Do And What They Meant (from Blog Of Peter, Thank You Friend, Kisses!!!
See Guys, I Understand You... From A Friends Blog... (thank You, Love!)
The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly. For example: 1) "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a) Baseball b) Football c) How fat you are. d) How much prettier she is than you. e) How he would spend the insurance money if you died. (The best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bund
Im Stumped!
this morning i got 2 gifts from someone anonymous one is from a certain person im sure i know and thank u and the other is from i have know idea but, said we didnt talk anymore if u read this im sorry i havent been talking to anyone really been had some stuff goin on and just havent been in the mood but let me know ill say im sorry .....and if anyone else thinks im ignoring them im not i promise i love you all .....o plus my cherrytap doesnt seem to be loging out so im on here when im not really who'd figure!! see you guys! xoxoxo
Rules For Buying Men A Gift...( I Love You Guys!)
Rule #1: If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why. Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. By-the-way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" No one knows why. Rule #3: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. Again, no one knows why. Rule #4: Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes. I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts. Rule #5: You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out. If you have
A Perfect Day
Yesterday was one of those glorious days that are rare. Rarer even then the squirting female orgasm. This would be... " A day filled with sunshine and butterflies from the moment you wake...until you go abed." After the best BEST cup off coffee ever to be stirred and thunked down I leaned against the wall for a few minutes and just enjoyed the sunshine. Dawn pops up on my Yahoo DAWN: You commin? LO: Yeah in a minute. I gotta shower. DAWN: Kay I'm in my Jammie's and I'm making cookies. LO: Mmmmmmmmmmm! (I think my mouth watered here a bit) DAWN: Is Bobby comming? Should I put on a bra? LO: No bobby is with Toph. DAWN: Kay. I have a camouflage backpack that I lug my laptop around it. I softly close my computer, palm the top and slip it inside. I unplug the charger and wrap it up. I place this in another compartment and zip my pack up. I gently lean my pack against the couch. After a shower and a quick change into my favorite....oh LAWD!
Carolyn E. Snyder
This poem is particularly hard for me to rewrite or read. When I was 16 I had to see a counselor. I was raped and had a miscarraige and I went a little out of it to put it gently. This is about the beautiful person who was my counselor. She passed away suddenly in her sleep. It almost sent me back to the umm hospital with the padded room. But I was strong because growing in me was the beautiful little girl that I have today and I knew that if I went back at my age they would have tried to take her from me. Anyway here it is I hope that everyone likes it. You travel through the Valley of shadows. You know not where you're headed. Yet you know where you've been. You spent many hours laughing. And many hours crying. You saved me from myself. And helped me back to my feet. If I called then you were there. Now you have fallen prey to a weakness. And I miss you so much. I do not want to go on. But you would have wanted me to try. You weren't just a counselor you were my best
To say but a few words, Is to leave far to much to out, To ask but a few questions, Is to begin to know all there is to know, At times even the bluest of waters, May run deeper then they seem at first glance, In a dream is where dreams begin, Dreams that hold all, Places your mind and heart can wonder, In the shadows of a dream, May hold the one that awaits you, The one you never look for, Maybe your afraid of what the shadows hold, In the shadows may hold the one of your dreams, Are you like me do you dream, Of the one who stands with in the shadows, But still never take the chance, To walk into the realm that the other wanders. wiisper
Guess Who Is Moving At The End Of The Month
ME!!!!!!!!!!!! To fort myers, florida
As some of you will find out the more you get to know me, I had a really big struggle with drugs for many years. I started out just experimenting, trying it for fun, and kept using. I abandoned my newborn baby girl at only two weeks old and left her with my parents. I continued to use til I found out a couple of months later I was pregnant. (yes, again) I quit using and became a mom, I had missed all the important things in her life already though. First words, smile, steps. I had my second beautiful baby girl at only 18 years of age, she lived for a month and a half. There started my downward spiral into hell itself. After ten years of killing myself and everyone around me I got sober and while in my first year of recovery I wrote this for my beautiful daughter destiny who has had a rough life. This is called the Paths of Life. As I sit here and think of all the joyous wondersI missed over the years For you honey it fills my head and heart with fears Because I wasn't t
Totally am falling off the charts for this contest! help a laydee out!
2007: The Year Of Changes
Well so far this year I have planted my feet and ass in Woodland Hills, CA and Glendale, AZ....And now there may be another....Las Vegas, NV! Yes ladies and gents it is true. Chris, Annie, and I are possibly moving to the city of sin so eat your fucking hearts out! I am excited because it is another destination with another chance to be with great friends/family! With three great minds in a city of unlimited potential, the energy we emit will be exponential....we will conquer this village!
My Friends Are Crazy....
.all i will say is this. I LOVE THEM.
My Heart Tells Me........
What my heart tells me Is that there is no one else on earth Who can make me feel the way you do From the first day that we met You made me forget all my fears And you have shown me that God really does Have one special heart for each of us to find You are the one God has guided me to What my heart tells me Is that I can never love anyone As much as I love and care for you And how my feelings grow stronger each day I can't imagine not being able to hold you I want to share my life with you for the rest of forever You make me the person I have always hoped to be What my heart tells me Is that God has provided me with your loving heart And I will do everything within my power To provide the best for you each and every day Everytime I see you walk into a room My heart never fails to beat faster and stronger This is how I know you are the one for me For the rest of the time the Lord gives me I give you my heart and for you I will do What My Heart Tells Me
What's Wrong
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Psycho Exes
So, earlier this week my co-workers car was stolen. Turns out her ex-husband took it. Why? Because she went on a vacation to Miami for her birthday. First. If you EVER take anything that is mine...I will hurt you. Secondly, if so much as come too close to my car without my knowledge, I will hunt you down. If you STEAL MY CAR because you are unhappy and jealous...You will go to jail. I just dont understand how anybody could think that is accomplishing anything. Seriously? You're gonna steal my car, park it on the other side of town, and call me at 2 am 3 days later because your conscious wont let you sleep? You deserve to be put in jail, or an institution. No wonder she divorced him, he's fucking psychotic! And what's killing me is that she's not pressing charges. I want to smack her! She has two children. What if, next time, he takes one of the kids and just "forgets" to tell her? If he's crazy enough to steal her car, he can very well take his own child. Im
Toronto, Canada...
Okay - so tomorrow I'm heading to Toronto for a fun filled mixed with pleasure. So - I have to ask...of the 500+ friends I have on Cherry tap, and the 2-3 that will actually read many of you have been to Toronto? Obviously, I'm going down to Niagara to spend a day...but what to do with the rest of my time there? I'm thinking about: The CN Tower The Islands Park Chinatown Thoughts on suggestions on other things to do would be greatly appreciated... I'm not much into the whole touristy thing...I love photo taking opportunities, nature, etc... Thanks in advance for any suggestions or advice you can give me... Ken PS... I'm most likely taking Nut Boy with I'll be posting pictures of the 'Adventures of Nut Boy'... KK
Hi this is my first day on Cherry Tap and I think its great...lots of new stuff to try out! Hope everyone is having a wonderful day!
Funny Stuff
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then the pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-
Love Or Convenience?
I just need to get some shit off my chest. Having a very bad week.I have a friend who asked me the following question, and wasn't sure how to respond. How do you know if you're staying with the person you are with because you love them, or if it's only because it's convenient? My first instinct is to say, follow your heart. If it feels right, it is right. But I've been there, and done that, and been wrong. More than once. So how do you know? Your feedback would be greatly appreciated on this.
It's Not Real
THIS IS WHAT I KEPT TELLING MYSELF! There's way too many times I stay up late unable to sleep. Just thinking of you or the mention of your name makes my body shake. Putting my mind on other things don't work. Starting another project, nope, don't work. You fill my every thoughts Every thing that I do, you are in it! I lay here staring at nothing but the dullest white of a cieling, alone. Wondering why you absorb my thoughts, motions, mind. I should be over you and I still feel your presence. I can still feel you, with me, around me, in my blood. What can I do to get rid of all thoughts, emotions of you? Its just not real and this i know. Its just not the same then why complain Its just not me to linger on. I know, I know........... It's just NOT real Not real at all.
Can't Be Satisfied
Well I'm goin' away to leave Won't be back no more Goin' back down south, child Don't you want to go? Woman I'm troubled, I be all worried in mind Well baby I just can't be satisfied And I just can't keep from cryin' Well I feel like snappin' Pistol in your face I'm gonna let some graveyard Lord be your resting place Woman I'm troubled, I be all worried in mind Well baby I can never be satisfied And I just can't keep from cryin' Well now all in my sleep Hear my doorbell ring Looking for my baby I couldn't see not a doggone thing Woman I was troubled, I was all worried in mind Well honey I could never be satisfied And I just couldn't keep from cryin' Well I know my little old baby She gonna jump and shout That old train be late man, Lord And I come walking out I be troubled, I be all worried in mind Well honey ain't no way in the world could we be satisfied And I just can't keep from crying
The Vasectomy...
After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Arkansas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Arkansan said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed
so i just got off the phone with my ex boyfriend... i was in an alright mood before i called him.. not the best mood, but an alright one.. and now i just feel like shit, a total waste of space... it's like how can one person make you feel so horrible about yourself in less than 15 minutes? its been like this on and off since we met.. even when we were still together... I just want to be happy and he has made me happier than i have ever been, but at the same damn time, He has hurt me more than anyone ever... i guess i let him chose my emotions all too often, but for some stupid reason, i always go to him with problems.. he doesn't care though, so why do i keep setting myself up to be hurt? why am i so stupid? if anyone who actually reads this has the answer, let me know please... i can't deal with this anymore on my own....
why cant I find one decent guy who doesnt lie, who doesnt have any kind if a prison record, one who will love me for who I am not only on the outside but who I am on the inside,and who will accept the fact that I have a child. all guys want are model types of women who weigh only 12 lbs and dont have any children its so sickening. Ive been cheated on so many times before and I feel like I will never be good enough for anybody.
Missing Someone!!!!
Well One of my Best friend's past away 4-4-07..... The cancer was just to bad I guess... I miss him more and more everyday.... Joey Blankenship you will be forever in my heart.... RICK JAMES NIGGA!!!!!! As he would say..... LOL.....
Funky Monkey Butt Chunk Burgers!!!
I found an old package of ground deer meat, fried it up with a bit of onion, tasted it...and almost threw up my eyeballs. :P
Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. "Use this one - You can't lose it!" His friend replies, "What do you mean you can't lose it?!!" The first man replies, "I'm serious, you can't lose it. If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it." Obviously, his friend doesn't believe him, but he shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced. The friend says, "Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball?" The man replies, "I found it." (Think about it... it'll come to you :)
Thanks 4 Ur Prayers!
Just so everyone knows Damian is doing great. He probley not be returning back to school the rest of the week. But the surgery went fine and is restin now at home. Everything else is fine on the home front. ttyl take care and god bless for all ur prayers!
Ok I Think This Would Be More Of A Guy Thing
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!" Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
Song Of The Day! Afternoon Edition
Ok guys i know i've not done it in a while... I've been soooo busy at work so i'm sorry here's a treat for ya its Bullet for my Valentine with All These Things I hate(Revolve Around Me) :D ENJOY Once more I say goodbye, to you Things happen but we don't really know why If it's supposed to be like this, why do most of us ignore the chance to miss? Oh yeah... Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears, I'm not feeling this situation Run away try to find a safe place you can hide It's the best place to be when you're feeling like.. Me...(me!) Yeah...(yeah!) All these things I hate revolve around Me...(me!) Yeah...(yeah!) Just back off before I snap Once more you tell those lies, to me Why can't you just be straight up with honesty? When you say these things in my ear, why do you always tell me what you wanna hear? Oh yeah... Wear your heart on your sleeve, make things hard to believe, I'm not feeling this situation Run away try to find a safe pla
When Will I Ever Know
Time keeps passing and all I can think about is you How you made me feel The good and the bad All the laughs and all the pain I wonder, will this love really work If its does then why am i so sad I know I havent been the best I know Ive been an ass I wish could just be in ur arms but you're so far away All these things keep running through this head of mine I just want to be happy, with you by my side But as I live and breath I know I will someday fuck it all up That is if I havent already When will I ever know If IM doing things right Im I just lost to this world of love Have I already lost the fuckin fight I love you with all my heart and I know you said you love me too But.. When will I every know When will I know if this love is true
So It Goes
"If I hadn’t spent so much time studying Earthlings," said the Tralfamadorian, "I wouldn’t have any idea what was meant by 'free will.' I've visited thirty-one inhabited planets in the universe, and I have studied reports on one hundred more. Only on Earth is there any talk of free will." Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (1922-2007), Slaughterhouse-Five, Chapter 4 The first time I'd heard of a cashier's check was in the movie Ghost. But this morning Martha and I went to our local credit union and got one because the underwriter for our home loan requires it at the closing tomorrow morning. It's hard to believe that in less than twenty-four hours as I'm writing this we'll be able to move into our own house! We don't have to rush, fortunately; we paid up our rent to the end of April. Not that we haven't packed . . . oh, I'd say nearly everything we're not directly using now! It's always fun to get boxes from your local store -- I had to do that five years ago when I moved from Crescent City and
Ladies Only Lol
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. -----------------------------------------------------------
First Time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid, and you shake your head bravely and mumble no. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your
You And I.........
You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond what we've ever had before. It has defied time, distance, and changes in ourselves and in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simply, we're soul mates. I can't explain, I just feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I can't explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we laugh at exactly the same things. When I'm with you, it's like a tiny piece of the universe shifts into place. A place it's supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things and so many more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could only exist between you and me. And deep in my soul, I know that our relationship is a rare gift. One that brings us extraordinary happiness all through our lives.
Old One But Still Funny
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there. As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress. " He did this carefully. "Jeeves," she continued. "Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties. " As he did this, the tension continued to mount. She then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
Greeting Cards Unsuccessfully Marketed By Hallmark
1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy. 2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I'd say "Get well soon"...but I know it's incurable. 3. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire....I found your cat...Sorry! 4. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. 5. You've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 7. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be...Don't fret about your wife though... She's moving in with me. 8. Your computer is dead... and it was so alive... you shouldn't have installed... Win'95. 9. You totalled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry 10. So you lost your job... It's one of
Thoughts On A Thursday
I drive around alot for work, so I am well versed in who has the cleanest bathrooms in the areas that I work in. I tend to go to these places often, and get to know the people who work there. The other day I got to thinking, is there anything worse than a warm toilet seat? Caseys, a chain in IL and I'm sure other places, keep their bathrooms so cold, I swear you need to break the ice in the bowl to pee. So when you get a warm seat, it just creeps me out. I locate utilities for a living, so I spend lots of time in people's backyards. I have become an expert at slipping in quietly into a backyard, marking out the utilities, and leaving. This is a great skill to have, because if you run into a homeowner it adds at leat 10 minutes onto a locate. I have heard about surgeries, various wars, gardening, and many other pieces of information that I may never use. But to be honest, I do enjoy learning new things, and some are very interesting, but I have attention problems at work, a
Jade And I
Today I plan to take my daughter to the park, but the local park is small and boring. So we got in my car and took off for Dan Nichols park near salibury nc. We had a blast. It is good place for small kids. I hope to take her again next week. You can have a day of fun for less than 20 dollars. Day of fun for a great price.
Happy Thristy Thursday
Just wanted to get my blog started - Just got off work so what better time for a drink??? and showcase my MA's page - she's new - needs friends Check her out! Dusty4547@ CherryTAP
To:"that Guy"- Graphic Language,lol
Great Blog and now for The Rebuttle...(Ahem* clears throat) 1. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin', short dicks ain't. Get your priorities straight, stumpy.**** 2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don't give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides dick, and money. Dick disappoints sometime, money never does. 3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male "friend" that she may have has now moved up a few notches, playa. 4. Big titties can't suck a good dick. Nuff' said. 5. If she's mad cool, the two of you always get along with no arguments, and kicking it with her is like kicking it with your boys, keep up the good work. You haven't pissed her off yet. 6. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop thinkin' that if you fuck with us we'r
Ok Let's Try Something Different
For the sake of arguments: Don't rate my photos if you can't give it anything better than a 10. Sure, my photos are not the sexiest but goodness! I try to be honest about people's pictures or their pages when I rate them. But to give me a vote between 5 and 9? Come on now. Let's get serious here. And the ones who poasted those votes didn't even let their own selves be known. What are they afraid of? Intimidation? I can intimidate the best of them. Ask my friends and they will tell you that I hold no qualms about voicing my opinion. So just remember if you can't give someone a vote of ten then don't vote on their page or pictures.
Photo Fixin For Friends
queue is empty today.. so if anyone wants anything worked on.. today is a good day to ask.
Uniting With Your Twin Flame
I just found something incredible in the Stash of JimmyBlueeyes, under Dunno! It's an article called Uniting With Your Twin Flame and I wish each and every one of my past life companions would read it, especially those with a strong metaphysical interest. It explains to me alot of what is going on in my life right now, as far as connecting with past life companions in such a strong way! It is truly an amazing piece to read!
Until The Night
Until the night Milky white shoulders, Ebon’s Embrace, Velvet soft kisses, Moonlight on your face, Nibbles and caresses, Like crimson and lace, Love’s heartbeat evoking, Another time… another place, Feeling your heat, You search and you please, I moan and I cry… As you passionately tease, Mold me and shape me, Take me this night, Desire engulfs me, As my soul takes flight, I’ll keep your love with me, I’ll cradle your heart, As the sun whispers your name, We’re never far apart…
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Ask Alice
"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?""That depends a good deal on where you want to get to, " said the Cat."I don't much care where-" said Alice."Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat."-so long as I get SOMEWHERE, " Alice added as an explanation."Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough." ~Alice in Wonderland~ ~Lewis Carroll~ Day after day, the father drove to work along the same dreary highway to the same dreary job. Sometimes his daughter went to his office with him. On one of these occasions she noticed a winding road running parallel to the highway. "Oh, Daddy, let's take that road today," she suggested. After some grumbling and mumbling, the father agreed and turned off to take the side road. To
"why?" To Be Published Summer '07!
This summer, "Why?" will be published by the International Library of Poetry! It's going into a book tentatively titled "Immortal Verses"! WHOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!
Emergency Spiral Descents
Ahh, time for another bloggy addition. I'm actually amazed I flew again. Lately since coming to CNY I've been snuffed out due to weather. All last week I wasn't able to because it was snowing! What is up with that? I mean, I love the snow, I am glad I moved out here. I enjoy the change of pace and this whole new coast, but when it comes to getting shafted with weather that keeps me from flying... I just have to scream, " BITCH" Haha. Today was good though, I flew twice in one day. How bad ass is that. Imagine this : Airport elevation is 500ft and I'm at 5500ft. Above the runway numbers at the approach end of runway 15. Landing gear down, flaps set, throttles completely back to idle, bank to 45 degress, and start to spiral down... Looking out the side window and watching the earth spin around your as you hold the runway in sight. One complete turn. Two turns.. Three turns... Looking out and you are still too high to make a perfect landing so while power still out and only
Prisner (poem)
Open a window for me, enter this door Appear in the image of love. Say my name, don't let me believe And become mine forever. Take the drops of shower and pour the tears of the sea. Create a lair of water. Start from a new note, curve the minor key Like my line of fate. I'm a prisoner of freedom You're a captive of light darkness The flanks of horizon are there Where we dwell Touch the sky with your palm, Go around in a day the palms of Earth! Squeeze the trembling of desires; crease the cold of thunder, And release your light.
Profile Overhaul
I decided to change my profile again! Summer is almost here, so had to open the beach. Changed the music also. The only pain was dealing with the actual skins. Not sure if something has been changed, but my normal generator wasnt working. I had to rob one from Tweak and then overhaul the whole thing. I even tried to copy mine and place it in a new one, then do changes, but it that wasnt working. I really like seeing peoples pages, some are really creative! Well, thought I would shout incase some thought they took a wrong turn when visiting, enjoy!
Pedophile Site Needs To Be Removed Please Help!
Parents and children's advocates please read and repost! Recently, a very serious problem has been brought to the attention of several members of cafemom. It is a very heinous website called This website is a safe haven for pedophiles. The heading on their main page reads, "A Celebration of the Splendor of Little Girls". This website includes links to pictures, or "art" as they call it, of little girls, confessional blogs, a directory of resources for pedophiles (for "both boylovers and girl lovers, as well as anybody else looking for information about pedophilia and consensual child love"), as well as many other links. This site has a manifesto, stating demands to the government to legalize pedophilia. The most disturbing, though, is a link to a page title Sugar and Spice that is specifically for little girls who have "fallen in love" with a pedophile. This site is set up to draw in little girls. It looks like any other fun little girly page. It tells girls tha
I Don't Get It
I never will understand racism. What makes anyone think that their skin color or ethnicity makes them better than anyone else? The sad part is that there is not one ethnic group who is free from racism. If races are divided and men and women are divided, how in HELLLL can we ever hope to come together as a people?? Tradgedy doesn't do it. Well, it does it for maybe 15 minutes and then everyone goes back to hating each other. I'm wondering this a lot these days. You even have division between Muslim sects. I never quite understood why they seemed to even hate eachother until I got older and started asking questions and seeking answers. Who knew there was 2 factions of Muslims, Suni's and Shiites. How could we even know that when the only thing, even as little kids, that we hear is "Today a Muslim extremist suicide bomber killed 50 people..." That just plops all Muslims into one group and that hardly seems fair. Neither is it fair to assume that just because you live in the Middle Ea
Missing A Loved One
Yester day maark the one year annavirsery of my grandmothers passing I miss her so much she was like my best friend who I could run to when I need her and she was always there when I was really sick and almost died at 19 she never left my side and always helped me when I need help with my homework or boys or just was there when I just needed someone to talk to or just to listen to my ideas about this or that but now I don't have that anymore and it breaks my heart everyday I always think about her and wonder how she is doing and if she's kicking god's ass at bingo or play any card game she like to play .... but all I got to say is she will be deeply missed and my love for her will never go away even though she is gone my love is like a flame on a candle that will never blow out tell I'm with her in heaven when my time comes to be up there....
Broken Promises To A Loving Heart
You came into my life like Cupids Arrow shot straight into my heart. The Temptation was kindled the Flame runnin' hot inside. You gave special meaning to my new found Freedom. No matter what I say or what I do My promise to you was broken. Through all of our tender moments a Bond was made to grow. The Encouragin' words that flowed between our lips are quiet now The dreams will have to be hidden in our thoughts. The memories of what I wanted to do will stay forever in my heart and soul. The Sadness that comes from my Broken Promise envades my mind. There are no words to describe how I feel The Pain, The Need, The Desire I feel won't go away. When I should be Reachin' for your Hand N' Smilin" up to You. I let you Down, Takin' N' Givin' so much Happiness the Emptiness fled in a hurry like time. Just sittin' here Fightin' back the tears. So Sad, So Alone. My Broken Promise to you keeps enterin' my thoughts. I really need you back close to my Heart again.
Hey It's My Link
PuDiTiNu@ CherryTAP Hmmmmmm it is supposed to be my link. !!!
This Says It All - Girlfriends
THIS SAYS IT ALL: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT - Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you, or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, mothers, grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins and extended family all bless our life. When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no ide
stupidity annoys me. sure cherry might be a pro-active sexual site...but that doesnt entail forgetting how to read. or how to speak to people like they're human beings instead of pieces of meat. apparently conversation is to much to ask for eh? lemme tell ya...'hey baby you've got some nice boobs' is really not the way to intrigue...well anyone i know. sure maybe if you're a brainless twit that comment might elicit a giggle. if you're a brainless twit i apoligize...well at the very least im sorry you're a brainless twit. *sigh* oh the humanity. wherefore art thou? *shakes head* *wanders away*
Why does it feel like no matter what I say it seems to me to get turned around? Why do my faults have to come to the surface? I know what they are I don't need them thrown in my face. I know that I spend to much time on the computer and I know that I don't spend enough time with my son, but I don't need to be reminded every time I turn around. I am crying inside cause I know what I need to do and I don't know how to do it. I am screaming inside cause I want so much more in life. I don't understand why things have to be the why they are? I don't understand why I am the way I am. Maybe there are things in my past that I let control me and I don't want to admit it. I want to be loved, not feel like I am being controled, but maybe that is the way it is suppose to be. I don't know and maybe I will never know. Maybe I am to be alone for the rest of my life, because maybe that is how long it will take for me to find myself. Maybe me being alone isn't such a bad thing in the end. I really don'
The Kinky Principal
Principal Sternn is sort of an older guy. I'd probably place him in his early 50's. He stands about 5'11" and has super dark brown hair, it almost looks black. He tries to cover his bald spot by slicking it back. He has a little extra baggage, but appropriate for a man his age. Principal Sternn use to be the Head Master for another boarding school in California. I've been told that he can be pretty brutal at times. In Principal Sternn's office, Mr. Davis very descriptively told him what he had witnessed. Principal Stern told Mr. Davis to leave and then proceeded to tell us that we can't do that on the confines of the campus. He then asked me to go and wait out in the hall while he spoke with Melanie. I could hear him tell her that if she wanted to lact like a slut at this school then should should be treated like one. Then I heard him tell her to pull her panties down and bend over the desk. Next I heard a "whack" followed by a loud moan. This continued for about 10 minut
Determination Live.. Rare Appearance!
why arent there any damn naked people online?..j/k i jus wanted to see how this shit works!!! check out my pics rate me a high score ...pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Alyssa Likes To Play
...want to watch her play on cam? Message her on MSN ( Yahoo (babyphat_xxx_vegas) or AIM (alyssaalex69) PLEASE only message if you intend on purchasing some playtime Prices start at $50 / 15 minutes and you must have a pay pal account So lets have some fun!
Wedding Test!
THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and, generally, was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day this "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had f eelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm goin
Jugement Day!
A 45-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance? God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. WATER = Poop WINE = HEALTH Ergo: It is better to drink booze and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.
Man Of The House
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU Can Be The Man Of YOUR House!" He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. And tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The f......' funeral director would be my first guess."
Emanon Got Me Hooked
Lil Leroy
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear God, This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this ye
El Stupido
If I were to have super powers, I'd want super stupidity. Then I could run around the city doing whatever the hell I wanted and everyone would say, "Damn that guy is stupid." That would be neat-o.
I AM SO EXCITED!!! I need me some Sista time i misses that lady somethin fierce.... and if i am not mistaken...she needs me right now too *sigh* why can't her life be as good to her as she is to others? anyway...imma be gone all weekend...feel free to message me and such..:)
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of "boobies" are there? The father, surpised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daugher so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and strong. In his thirties and forties, it's like a birch, flexible, but reliable. After his fifties, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
To Our Marine Sisters
Best Convent In Texas
Best Convent in Texas A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye that Reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES Thinking it was a figment of his imagination, he drives on and soon he sees another sign SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES Suddenly, he begins to realize the signs are for real... SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot, is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION He climbs the steps, and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long, black habit, who asks, " What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in doing business." "Very well, my son.... Please follow me. " The man is led through a winding pa
Blonde And The Lord
THE BLONDE AND THE LORD A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and, finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved farther down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now worried, moved clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward, and asked, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"
25 Things My Mother Taught Me!!
1. TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all
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To Everyone That Helped Me Win My First Contest
I just want to express my SINCERE THANKS to Maria aka...Sexy Mama, for running the first contest I was in, and to ALL my family & friends that have helped me win. You ALL know who you are, and I want YOU ALL to know how much I appreciate your dedication, extreme effort, & countless hours of comment bombing me, despite all those crazy error messages we were all getting. My God, you people are totally AWESOME!! Not only were those error messages a huge nuisance, but they were pretty damn annoying as well. I know at times I would get ticked off because it caused alot of problems here on my end. I can only imagine how you felt at times. I know the comment bombing and delays from the error messages took ALOT of your time away from other things you wanted or needed to get done on here, at home, or anywhere else. Please know that from the bottom of my heart, that truly means the world to me. It shows what TRUE and GENUINE FRIENDS you are, and I love you all for your great BIG hearts. I consid
Moon Shot...
The other night, I was sitting around thinking that romance is gone...wondering where all the romantic thinking men were...if there were any left at all... THEN..... While texting with Jack...he took a picture of the beautiful full moon that night, and sent it to me...telling me it was our moon...300 miles apart and he was sharing his moon with me. I nearly died right there... He made me believe again... This was OUR moon that night...
Judge Gently
JUDGE GENTLY Pray, don't find fault with the man that limps Or stumbles along the road. Unless you have worn the shoes he wears Or struggled beneath his load. There may be tacks in his shoes that hurt Though hidden away from view. Or the burden he bears placed on your back Might cause you to stumble too. Don't sneer at the man who's down today Unless you have felt the blow That caused his fall or felt the shame That only the fallen know. You may be strong but still the blows That was his if dealt to you In the selfsame way, at the selfsame time Might cause you to stagger too. Don't be too harsh with the man that sins Or pelt him with word or stone Unless you are sure - yea, doubly sure - That you have no sins of your own. For you know, perhaps, If the tempter's voice should whisper as soft to you As it did to him when he went astray It might cause you to falter too.
My Salute's Been Rejected!
You guys see anything wrong with my salutes??? Here's one that was rejected: > > > Your SALUTE has been rejected! Please review the FAQ for what is appropriate for salutes. If your salutes are continually rejected, your account will be removed. > > The rejected salute photo is below: > > I wrote back what was wrong with it.....
Is It Okay To Look?
Is it Okay to Look? Dr. Gary and Barbara Rosberg America's Family Coaches Our culture has bought into two lies about pornography: Most guys look at porn. It’s normal behavior. Porn does not hurt anyone. It’s no big deal. Here’s the truth – men have trouble separating love from lust. Love is personal; lust is impersonal. Love is a matter of giving; lust is a matter of taking. Love seeks stability; lust is short-lived. Love overcomes addictions; lust fuels addictions. Men who just “look at” pornography have begun the descent down the slippery slope to sexual addiction, and that hurts both them and their wives. Men addicted to porn compartmentalize; they put loving their wives in one box and lusting after pictures of nude women in another box. They don’t see the connection. So, what for women are inseparably entwined – love and sex – can seem to be in two entirely separate places of the male psyche. Some men have asked us – “Is it ok just to look at pornography as long as i
Listerine Agent Cool Blue Recall
This one hit close to home as my daughter has been using this stuff since she had her seizures and been 'sickly'. I'm sure it's just a coincidence but if your children or your friends children are using this stuff, PLEASE be sure they are aware. This information can be found at As of April 12, 2007: We are currently experiencing heavy call volume on our toll-free consumer line. If you are looking for a REFUND ONLY, click here. Print and complete the form, then mail to secure your AGENT COOL BLUE™ refund. Consumer Statement McNEIL-PPC, Inc. has announced a voluntary nationwide consumer recall of all lots of the GLACIER MINT™ and BUBBLE BLAST™ flavors of LISTERINE® AGENT COOL BLUE™ Plaque-Detecting Rinse after the Company determined that the preservative system is not adequate against certain microorganisms. McNEIL-PPC, Inc. has been in full communication with the FDA regarding this issue and the decision to implement a voluntar
Storms Margie DeMerell There will be storms, child There will be storms And with each tempest You will seem to stand alone Against cruel winds But with time, the rage and fury Shall subside And when the sky clears You will find yourself Clinging to someone You would have never known But for storms.
What Does This Mean?
I was trying to Respond to Dreamweavers private message.An this Error came up.Sorry,Your on the List or Sorry you made the List.Is that the Deleete List?. To all my Friends u want to stay in Touch,
Take A Lucky Guess! Baby Pool!!!
April 12th- Take a lucky guess! What is your prediction on what I am having and when he or she will be born???
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Sundays Hurt...
ooh, heres how it should go sunday - run 4 miles, 3 sets 15 dips one set slow negs 10, abs (oh yay...) 3 sets of 40 crunches 2 sets side crunches 2 sets of ten crunches hold 30 lbs. (yeah loads of fun), finish off with finish off with breathing exersizes and meditation .50 hours sunday seems fun huh? wait till you see thursday, ugh.
The Attic
A single shaft of sunlight throws what's left of this dusty old attic into sharp relief. Dust shifts and floats in and out of this golden beam, disturbed by my recent passage. Even with the sunlight, nothing has a clear shape. Boxes, furniture…old pictures…a forgotten jacket…all these things blend together into shapeless masses that are impossible to discern from one another until you are right on top of them. This world of black and gold; its stillness is only broken by the shifts and trembles of age, a house still settling after g-d alone knows how many years of emptiness. Dust has settled over and onto everything, hiding years worth of memories under it. Here and there a picture has been removed, picked up, the dust half smeared off in an attempt to view whatever might have been in it. Old forgotten faces stare out of these smeared glass panes. None of it made any difference…each picture was as unfamiliar as the last, each face, each smile was as unknown as my own when I'd
Thanks Tothe Support Lounge
Hey guys. I went into the support lounge earlier and I just wanted send out a heartfelt thanx out! I got firefox and of course now it works!!! So thanks again ya''s so nice to be somewhere that ppl actually care about each other's issues and we're not just another member #. Catch ya laterz Chrissy
A Daddys Love
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirmi ng imp atiently, nxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them wa
Old, but classic..... gotta love this CURTAIN RODS---- PRICELESS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents
Wake up Wipe out the sleep spread open the theighs take it in deep penetraion aside its all heaven in where smooth as a dolphin your pussy is bare honey to some the way you make me cum nastier the better pulling it out..come getter im sexier than some more passionate than most i make you scream 3 times more than beetlejuice the host im pretty tired but never time to quit I'd rather sex your body than work, that bullshit ~Timmy~
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.untitled o2-o1-o7. i feel that my heart maybe riped from my chest. after the first real heartbeat i felt in my zombie state. i lay at night in this state wondering is this going to be the day that i fall back into this dark abyss. i wonder if it was something that i did to have this feelin that i belong in this abyss. with my wiccan ways. is there a speel or charm i ma cast over your eyes to show that i maybe the right one. but with thise wiccan ways can only show you what i want you to see. but with that i still wouldn't know where your heart truely laid. now i ask...... DO YOU EVEN KNOW?
The earth shakes all around me and it will never stop The bombs continuously drop Prop up the spine and pick up a mop I think we might need a shovel to clean up all this slop Disenfranchised by the stigma of shock Someone sewed a tassel to the end of my cock Warring pied pipers are collecting their flocks Who said my name? Do I have to hate you too? Who said refrain? I heard some bad advice today Ride a jet stream Accept the festering Bite down hard 1-2-3 testing There’s nothing left that’s unresented Repressive representation Slit throat bleeds of alienation Who’s jumping out the window? Don’t sweat the shadows being blind is sublime I carry a broken watch, I have no time I am 6 afraid of 7 because it ate 9 So I multiply 111 times Until I demonize Ravage the skies with blood red eyes Taint stained war cries Decapitate and burn The end must be ensured But the jaw still lives And the grave still turns
Imus Staken
Don I mus. A man who has been in the broadcasting business for many years. Said something in poor judgement to make light of a womans basketball team. NO while I agree that he said someting very wrong. BUt here is where I walk that dangerous line. If some one like Chris Rock, or any other black personality made this comment. People would have laughed at this statement. I am sorry, I am not a racist, or whatever term you would like to use. But this man is not being treated fairly in my opinion. I mean when a black comedian makes fun of the way white men dance. You don't hear us cry out in rage. We laugh and aknowledge the fact we can't dance. I am sorry, I don't think what he said was proper. But I also don't think that the punishment is fit for the crime. Suspend his ass,, yes, fire his ass, NO. I am sorry, this just got blown way too far out of proportion.
A Few Chuckles
This guy walks into a bar wearing a Lions jersey and carrying a little wiener dog that also has a Lions jersey on with a little Lions helmet too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my dog and I watch the Lions game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the game." The bartender replies, "Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave." The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game Pretty soon the Lions kick a field goal and the wiener dog jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do for a touch down?" The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years." ********************************* Collection Plate The church service was under way and t
My Life Is So Mess Up
Tears fall from the sky Raindrops from my eyes as I cry I must confess; My life is a mess I don't want to try I would love to lay down and die Why must I live? I've got all this love to give But nobody to receive it They don't appreciate it; they think it's worth shit! Maybe it is, maybe it's useless Maybe it's true, maybe it's worthless But I have more To live for I want revenge I want to turn the tables; to have a change I hate the people Who think living my life is simple Those who say I think too much And those who say those lies and such Raindrops fall from the sky Tears from my eyes as I cry My life is a mess And that I must confess
To My Angel
I never felt pain Till the day that we met I never new that you Could hold my heart in the palm of your hand I never knew a smile Could make or break my day I never knew I could love so much I never knew that mommy I love you Would be the equivalent to a Beethoven symphony I never knew my life would change Until that day you first looked up at me
Drunk Funny
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
~Love~ Devotion so strong with respect A love for one you’d never neglect Sometimes we see a person from afar Our heart skips a beat, and we wonder who they are? When we meet that special one we feel enchantment Over time a love develops and we feel contentment You begin to feel the warmth and friendship Developing slowly over time with courtship Everyone sees adoration that you have for your mate Sometimes we wonder did we meet through fate? In the twinkle of your eyes, and smile on your face A love so true just for you to embrace Endearment for family and friends Our affection for them transcends With warmth, fondness and attachment Feelings of closeness are so apparent Many types of love as we grow Even a little pet set our hearts aglow Children are so special God’s gifts Our hearts and souls feels such a lift Each love so different and yet so constant An emotion of affection very much abundant For family, friends and that special mate
Mothers Day Contest
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A Song I Kinda Sucks
(chorus) > > > > > > > everytime i see ur smiling face > > > > > > > i fly up to the sky > > > > > > > but everytime i cry > > > > > > > i die a little > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (verse 1) > > > > > > > i live to see ur smiling face > > > > > > > the soft touch you give > > > > > > > passion in your kiss > > > > > > > the love in ur heart > > > > > > > makes me all go weak in the knees > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (chorus) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (verse 2) > > > > > > > so much time has gone by > > > > > > > i hate myself for letting you go > > > > > > > it was probably the best thing to do > > > > > > > but it still kills me in the end > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (chorus) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (bridge) > > > > > > > i still need you here with me > > > > > > > i still love you with every piece of my heart > > > > > > > i love you til the very end > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (chorus) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (verse 3) > > > > > > > i have crie
THE ENDER its getting lonley its getting cold bread on the counter is getting old the less we think the more we drink drunken on failure regrets as hard as it seems all that we need is to close to be seen behind the mirrior painted on your face the skeloton of lifes discrace feed me this feed me lies cut the wrist watch me die eroded with pleasure leave me were i lay drowning in a puddle of dismay such a shame your pride hidden behind a wall brick by brick you will fall turn your head close your eyes our love today dies Kevin Smith _________________________________________________ WHY IS IT DARK earse my pain leave me sain tie a knot forget me not tie it good leave no slack take my life make it fast why is it so dark why am i alone the thoughts i can not condone i cant handle the torchure the pain leaves me sore eating its self into a scab red comes to the top the pain will ne
Obsessed "x" Fianci
Please be careful of adding "oboromale" to your friends list he has an active domestic violence order against him for 4th degree assault and 2nd degree animal cruelty in Daviess County Owensboro, Ky. with criminal charges pending final hearing!!11
Any One Feel Like Me?
Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And t
Friendships Like flowers they need to bloom slow Allowing loving friendships to grow Friendships can be a lifetime treasure Allowing growth without pressure Just as flowers need attention Friendships need love, not contention As flowers of all shades Loving friendships won’t fade Friendships need to connect In time they earn respect Just as flowers have roots In time developed strong shoots Friendships are like the ivy vine Becoming stronger they entwine Truest colors of the rose True sincerity friends expose I love and appreciate all my friends Thankful to God above love transcends Rather have my friends then gold, diamonds or jewels All of my friends live by the Golden Rule
Love Is
Love is written in God’s heaven above In His book is each divine love When you first met your one and only You knew you’d never again be lonely A love so true as the sky is blue You know too that you’ll follow through So special is the thrill Excitement as love grows, until You ask that special one to marry It is almost too scary Unless you hear them say yes And then you feel so blessed To share your life with a husband or a wife No matter happiness or strife A true love will endure And always will mature A lifetime adventure Everyone knows it’s a risky venture But true love always wins So let yourself begin Enjoy each precious moment You’ll find peace and contentment And as the years follow Your life will surely mellow
40 Spontaneous Questions
1. Where will you be in an hour? Possibly sleeping. It's 1 am now. 2. Who will be your next kiss? Probably Sean's back. 3. Is there something purple within 10 feet of you? the haze. 4. Are you wearing socks right now? No, never if I can help it. 5. When was the last time you went out of state? I travel to Ma. and back all the time. 6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Nope 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? Iced hazelnut coffee. 8. What are you wearing right now? Yellow Champion t-shirt and white shorts. 9. What was your last purchase? Dunkins and butts. 10. What's the last thing you wrote down? Can't remember.. Good thing I wrote it down huh? 11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? April in Cali. 12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? hmm...nope 13. Do you have a pet? Many of them! 14. What's the last sporting event you watched? Cars racing eachother on Bull Run. 15. What
Drying Your Tears
Drying Your Tears Tear drops fall from your blue eyes and my heart stops a beat at their sight. I pull you close to me, try to take the pain from you, make it my own. My cheek lays against yours and your tears burn my face as I whisper, "Darling, it will be all right." My tears blend with your own, your pain now mine, and our tears become one as they fall in rivers on the sheets. I dry your tears with kisses, soft upon your face, shelter you from pain in the recesses of my love. Our bed becomes a chalice and we drink in each others sorrow, finding salvation in each other's arms; pain washed away giving rise to passion 'till we forget there ever were tears.
Trust Me With Your Heart
Trust Me With Your Heart Why does your heart grow doubtful dear? Tense and beating, full of fear. I keep with me your everlasting love, and bless the day God sent you from above. You remain my angel and I feel that I must, tell you that within you, you have my trust. My love is the tide, your soul is the shores, you have my heart, do I have yours? I'll belong to you till the very end, and you will forever stay as my lover and friend. It has been so good like this from the start, so darling please, trust me with your heart.
I got a 2000 durango recently. Leaving work at midnight turning a corner on a wet road and fishtailed/180 onto a curb poping my 2 left tires. So FUCKING PISSED AND UPSET
Laughing Babies
This Is What I Do...
1. Do you know anyone in Prison? 2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace? Not on purpose, i just hit the home button. 3. When is the last time you ate Peanut butter and jelly? A really long time ago. 4. When did you last have a home cooked meal? Its been forever. 5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? Yeah, taquila makes me not me. 6. Name someone you miss: My grandfather. 7. Are you named after a grandparent? nope 8. Who loves you? I dont know. no one. there there is the easy answer. 9. Do you throw up gang signs? I flipp the bird. 10. Have you ever broken a rib? No but i would like to. think it will be fun expericen. 11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? Guy. 12. Who is the most spoiled person you know? Alot of my friends have never had a job, and therefore i find them to be spoiled. 13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? I think i found one, gimme the money. 14. Have you ever h
Mrs. Swan Dancing Queen
We Should Dance
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....
Win A Trip To San Francisco The 27th Of April
and see Kaiser Chiefs, The Walkmen, and my buds The Little Ones at the Warfield in SFO. But you have to be creative! Good Luck! A couple of tracks for your listening pleasure:
Mrs Swan On The Airplane
Uss New York
USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center . It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there." Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. They can't keep us down. We're going to be back." The ship's motto? "Never Forget"
I Dunno Why Any More!!!!
I just don't know why any more....all i did was trying to be happy and some how some way something always comes up or gets in the way...i just don't know any more cause i gave it my hardest and i love him so much but is it any good any more??? I can't help but to have doubts when the clouds are black and not white or gray no more so i don't know how to feel or what to do i just wish once in my life god would answer my prayers.....cause all i want is to feel his arms wrapped around me and his lips on mine and the smile on his face i just want to see that'd be so nice!!!! Chelle
Poem: Ragnarok
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION. THANK YOU. Ragnarok Listen Now to story told Of a time which may be soon With the sun eaten by Skoll As Hati shall the moon Giants awaken to cry of Fjalar Gullinkambi the gods alert Fenrir freed in his place afar Jormungand shall poison the earth Hymir aboard Naglfar shall come Loki shall lead the dead Surt's fire giants come Now comes a time of dread Sound the horn Heimdall Call the gods to war Einherjar rise ye all To battle and to gore Meet all at Vigrid Plain Come gods, come dwarves, come elves The earth with blood to stain Valkyrie have prided themselves In their choices among the slain Odin's might against fang of Fenrir Thor's hammer strikes Jormungand Freyr shall meet Surt here Tyr and Garm die by the other's hand Prepare a great funeral bier Odin gone and Fenrir tired Vidal shall tear the jaws apart The battle long, becomes mired Surt shall mighty fires start All the worlds b
A Sinking Ship?
Coming over from that other place whose name shall not be mentioned so long ago, the LC, now the CT used to be a far superior alternative to that other place. People were spreading the word left and right about how great this place is and it was expanding faster and faster every day, and probably still is. While that place most people left was constantly buggy, the CT ran like a swiss watch, and after all that Happy Hour, ViC and Blast money kept rolling in, it seemed to get even better, at first. Then things started to go downhill. People who you thought were close friends turned out not to be who they were. Someone else's pictures were used and a fake profile was created. Suddenly they implemented new rules to ostensibly prevent people who were using scripts to cheat. And suddenly we were rating too fast, commenting too fast, flooding the server in one way or the other. Apparently whatever is preventing the cheating from occuring, is also penalizing those of us with newer comp
Computer problems & customer service This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Help line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired however, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer support employee (now I know why they record these conversations) Employee --"Rich H. computer assistance; may I help you?" Customer--"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Employee --"What sort of trouble?" Customer--" Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." Employee --"Went away?" Customer--" They disappeared." Employee --"Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?" Customer--" Nothing." Employee --"Nothing?" Custo
12 Signs You Love Someone
TWELVE When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** *** **
i am startin 2 fuckin hate life ppl keep pushin me and not fuckin talk 2 me it is really pissin me off i swear i hate life but oh well no 1 care
Prettiest Or Best Picture Contest
Ok this is my second contest ever..The first one went so well thanks guys & gals...Yes it becomes a little more harder this time...This time you need 7,000 comments. But the 1st prize is better...Contact me if you wanna enter... This can be any picture you have in your photo's, any kind of photo that you want... RULES 1.) No HARASSING other contestants..NO EXCEPTIONS 2.) No NSFW Pic's 3.) The picture must remain in your photo's until the contest is done... Anyone can join this contest. I am looking for 25 contestants but there can be more. (Space Permitting)... 1st Place Prize.............(Silver MotorCycle) 2ND Place Prize.............15,000 CHERRY BUCKS 3RD Place Prize.............10,000 CHERRY BUCKS 4TH Place Prize.............50 CHERRY BUCKS NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS CONTEST...CONTEST GOES TIL SOMEONE REACHES 7,000 COMMENTS...
New Primary Picture?
Okay folks.... you guys think I should use a different pic??? what do you guys think? I'd like to know!! :D
Its' Your Lucky Day
A Connection Of The Heart
Though we live far apart, We share a connection of the Heart. Laying in each others arms, To me, the World can do us no harm. My heart beats strong and true, With this passion that burns for you. When you smile at me so bright, It sets my world alight. With this connection of the Heart, Our friendship will never grow apart. by INXS421 03/28/07
A Frozen Place
Where once there was heartache and sorrow, Joy has come to live. Pain and loneliness had dwelt there so long, No longer, for joy has come to live. How long has it been this frozen heart did beat, Chilled to my soul, alone with my grief. Glowing eyes and a charming smile, Melt the ice that had formed close to my heart. Warm arms that embraced not only me, But that frozen place that I though would always remain. Never again will the ice form, For I know that joy has come to live there. by INXS421 04/04/07
A Place In My Heart
There is this place in my heart, That hopes one day we will never part. Friends, Lovers or more, We will wait to see what opens that door. The joy and love we share, One day there might be more if we dare. Though that time might not happen for years, Waiting for it will cause us no tears. If this is meant to be ours, It will not matter the passing hours. I feel so much passion and love for you Dear, I long for the time to hold you near. by INXS421 03/31/07
A Quick Note
Just a quick note as I pass through my day, I want to give you more than any other man has. When you open your eyes, I want you to always have a sense of peace surrounding you. As you go through your day, I want you to look forward to our time together in the evening. The laughter, cooking together, walks in the moonlight, A feeling of love you may never have had. We have many up hill battles to hurdle, But together we can make things happen. You have slowly come to me in a subtle way, To my amazement you really do want the best for me. I love you my darling more with each passing day, I know I shouldn’t tell you this as we are so far away. by INXS421 04/02/07
A Simple Kiss (angel)
A simple kiss to remember you by, Your warm breath on my skin. You have touched me in so many ways, More than just the physical. When I have held you in my arms my love, I knew an Angel had come to Earth in you. Twice now I have watched my Angel fly away, My heart has flown with her each time. I wonder at times if she knew what she carried, Those times she has flown from my arms. I know an Angel can never rest, She has so much work do to. But if she needed to rest at times, She will have my heart for her pillow. And when she flies away again, A simple kiss is all I need. For it will hold me heart and soul. Until her time for rest comes again. by INXS421 04/03/07
All Things Are Possible
How should a man show his love, For this is one of the hardest things men must learn. To just say the words, no, for they are just wind, But to support the woman he loves with all his heart and soul. To see the love blossom in her eyes, When she knows her man will stand beside her all through her days. To feel the touch of her skin, As you walk hand in hand down all the roads of life. To smell the sweet perfume of her skin, When you hold her tight when she is in need of a hug. To feel her warm body pressed against yours, On a cold winters night. All this and more, are what men need to learn, That showing the woman you love will bring you more happiness. A woman’s love is the rock on which all men can face the world, And know that with her by his side, all things are possible. by INXS421 04/07/07
As Clear As Day
As clear as day, I grasp the benefit of the woman. All of her experience and all of her scars, Yet she gives me more than she expected. The one I thank on a daily basis, For the most delicious energy I have ever tasted. With no hesitancy, I would say it to her face and smile. There are so many things in my heart, It is as clear as day …….to me. by INXS421
Beam Of Light
There is this place within us all, That is capable of such love and happiness. For some, it is a dark and lonely place, Where the light never shines. For others, it is such a bright place, Blinding the soul with such intensity. Those who only know the darkness, Miss out on more than they can ever know. This I know, for I was one of those who dwelt in the dark, Missing out on what the light has to offer. No more that dark place, Banished once and for all. The light is now all that I see, Burning my soul with such passion. For when she came into my life, Just being my friend, a beam of light cut through the darkness. Now that dark place burns ever so bright, With a love and friendship that I never thought could be mine. The only thing that I want her to know, That she has brought my soul to life with her love for me. All that I am now, the happiness and joy of living, Has all come from the first little beam of light. by INXS421 04/11/07
Do You Know
When I look into your eyes, My heart soars so high. When you flash me those loving smiles, I forget all 900 miles. When you hold me in your arms so tight, I know the world has been made right. Waking up to the feeling of your warm body next to mine, Those are memories I will treasure for all time. This I know was true, Before I met you, my dreams were so blue. Do you know the effect you have had on me? byINXS421 03/30/07
The feel of your body next to me, The warmth of your skin against mine. Softly kissing you, terrified of this first night, Will you want me? Do you know how hard my heart is beating, The fright I feel laying here next to you. Looking into those beautiful eyes, Trying to read what they are saying. I am surprised to see, My feelings reflected back at me. Snuggled up close to you, Feeling your heart beat. Are you as afraid as I am, Do you wonder if I find you attractive? Look into my eyes, see my passion, This flame burns so hot for you. We have talked of this night for so long, Can you know how much I want you? Honey, feel my love, taste my kiss, Know always that for you, this flame burns hot and true. by INXS421 04/11/07
I Just Want You To Know
I've thought, and still think of you, Every day, without exception. I haven't forgotten one moment we've shared, I still cherish them as a rose loves the sun. I've thought about you at every turn, you’re there in my mind, The first person I'd want to share with all that happens in my day, Your influence and presence are so strong. I wonder that there's no one that will measure up to you for me, It's not a physical desire, it's well beyond that, but the deep connection we had, Maybe still have, our deep desire to gain understanding and trust. I just can't seem to find any of the qualities you possess, Anywhere but in your arms and I just want you to know. I'm not expecting anything, I just miss you so and wanted you to know. My love for you has blossomed into something, My heart has finally known joy, It has been so very long, since I have felt this way. I just want you to know, I Love You. by INXS421 04/09/07
I Miss
Her voice, whispering gently in my ear, The partial grin on her mouth telling me I'm full of it. The twinkle in her eye that means she has a plan, The arch of her back when cradled in my arms in the expectation of a warm kiss. The scent of her neck right before I nibble it, maybe bite, The pure delight when I hold her in my arms and she become weightless. I can go on and on, there's more and more endless. For all the planning in the world is meaningless because when I see you, Hold you, I become enamored all over again. I'm in no rush, not at all. It’s just these are some of the things I miss. by INXS421 04/02/07
If I Tell You
If I’ve said I love you a thousand times, It could never be enough. My life is now more complete, Then I had ever hoped for. With you as my friend, This world no longer holds any fears. With you by my side, Any dream would pale in the light. Your shining eyes, that beautiful smile, Brings more joy and peace than I have ever known. The feel of you wrapped safe in my arms, Oh how I have loved those times, more than you can ever know. If I tell you I love you a million times, It would be a million times too few. For this love that I feel for you, Can never be more than any man has felt before. I wish you could know my heart, the way you make me feel, Just by being you, thank you for all that you have done. by INXS421 04/07/07
Lesson Learned
When I was a child I lived with so much pain, My father left this world without having a chance to say good bye. Years went by and my Nana left us too, Fortunately she had this chance to see us all before her time came. More years go by and wouldn’t you know, Both of my other Grandparents left me with never having a chance to say good bye. The pain and loss I feel to this day, Of never having a chance to tell them all how much I love them. Never again will I miss a chance, To tell those I love just how much I care. Though their feelings may not be the same, My love for them will never change. This lesson I have learned is one I will share, Never miss a chance to tell those who are special to you, Just how much you care and love them. For our time is finite and ever so fleeting. by INXS421 04/04/07
My Love
Life has taught me many things, But the one that is never easiest to handle is loss. One must Love Large. No matter the cost. I have know a several small loves in my life, These are some good memories to have. But of the few Large Loves I have had, My Love for you has been strongest. How this happened in such a short time I do not understand. Please don’t ask me to try and explain why this is so, Even though I have thought long and hard, I cannot explain it. I hope one day you will understand my love for you. Until then, I am now and forever will be your friend. by INXS421 03/30/07
My Soul
There is this place deep within my soul, That knows how love should feel. A place that has been closed and dark for so long, That I thought it would never see the light of day. Then one day as I sat reading the people in chat, Watching them talk and laugh. This Lady started talking to me, teasing me, A shower grope, little cute remarks, they sure made me smile. I thought to myself that she is so cute and funny, Then a link to a website was shared. I was struck by hers eyes how beautiful they are, They seemed to look right into my soul. A few days go by as we talk each day, Does she know that she has cracked the door I have shut on my soul? If she could only see the smile on my face when I see her logon, Could she know that she has entered my soul? That place I have kept locked and dark for so long, Has now seen some light, can it really be true? A phone number shared, long conversation in the night, This place in my soul, no longer seems so dark.
Bush And The Call Girls
One day about a month ago, President Bush was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local lounge, a blonde, a brunette and a Redhead. To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States . Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, $200." To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was $100. He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can Get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, Get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are in, and keep it Rising like the gas prices, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment And screw me the way you do the public, then believe me, Mr. President, It isn't going to cost you a damn cent."
Irish Gas Station
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ya". As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything.
Good Morning and how is your Friday summing up so far? Mine has started and I am doing a half day at work and a full day at home…ha ha Time to finish those wood floors. So my wish for you this weekend in April is to have a good time in what ever time you are planning and may what you wish for surely come true. I put together a rhyme titled “What If” The reason some things come to me are not always clear but today I felt in rhyme so I hope you enjoy. Have a great weekend A huge hug and an assortment of pats Mart What If… What if, the world stopped today? Turning, spinning and whirling in everyway. Would your tasks be finished, what do you say? Those you put off for another day. What if, there were no crimes, All was pleasant and mostly safer times. Would we be content all of the time? Or would greed take a toll and stop us on a dime. What if, all countries big or small lived in peace? Not in haste and discontent which each other in the least Commerce was treate
What do you think the chances are the Oprah will have the Duke Lacrosse players on her tv show to let them voice thier concerns how thier lives were ruined by the false charges levied against them?? An old co-worker and I got into it the other day because of the IMUS comments... It is amazing that the same people who got upset by that, say nothing if Jesse Jackson calls NY "Hymie Town" and Al Sharpton creates fake rape charges with the Brawley case.... While doing some research on HATE CRIMES from the FBI I was floored by this... I think it was 88% of all hate crimes are black on white.... Liberal press must miss that.... We will always have racism I am sorry to say, but it is not just white against black.... Based on the HATE CRIMES it appears there is more racism in reverse.... I still love Princess's comment about me to co-workers at AT&T.. Tom is not racist. He hates everyone the same...
Yet Another
blog omg do i really need another yeah this one only one person who knows me knows i have it lmao. tried booting smokes lasted 17 hours only bought 10 so i'm still showing willing eh?
I Did It, By Jingo I Actually Did It!!!!
I have just rated track number 4598 of 4598 tracks in my music library. I listened to the whole bloomin lot and rated each as I went and my God do I have some rubbish music in among the good stuff!! Now I just need to check through as I noticed some cover art was missing and a few of the band names have picked up the album title so I'll get those updated and then I'll be ready to rock n roll. Oh and ready to add the 350 albums that I have on vinyl (already added 50) using my USB turntable and analogue to dig recording package. Then I can rate them as I go and can also slip in the new stuff coming down the torrent as I type. Life is sooo good today, I'm gonna have a celebratory banana!!
Something To Offend Everyone...
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts? Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you Wha
I Finally Got The News
Goiin Out Toniight!!
No Other Way
Yes my heart is aching, how much you will never know, If you could only know how much I love you and want to see it grow. I understand it may take years, And maybe even some tears. I will always support you in all the choices you make, Even though some of them may make my heart ache. For the dream of that day that this world and our hearts will know, It is now safe to let our love grow. Even though I have lost so much in my life and dreaded each day, That all changed the day I met you, I would have it no other way. by INXS421 03/30/07
S-m-a-c-k !!!!
Pleasant Dream
I know I am not a rich man, not in material things that is, But what I am rich in is the love I have to give. My heart and love are yours for the taking, Maybe one day you will claim that which is already yours. Now is not the time for this I am well aware, Too long trapped in a box not of your making. There is so much of the life and living for you to see, Now is the time to experience all you have missed. This dream I have, of the two of us sharing love, life and joy, You cannot fault a guy for such a pleasant dream. As friends together we share so many things though it may be miles apart, Those miles mean nothing since you have captured my heart. I know that the friendship and love that we share will sustain me, For this Pleasant Dream will always remain within. by INXS421 04/01/07
Song Of Joy
There have been days, My heart has sung a song of joy. There have been days filled with sadness, Those that I love have gone away. Happiness at times, Seems like such a passing thing. Finding happiness and love, They always appear when we least expect it. Since that day I met someone special, My heart has been hers just for the asking. At the first meeting, My heart was hers, though I tried not to show it. If there comes a day, My heart is taken to the final level. Forever will she know, My heart beats strong and true for her. What we share now, The friendship, joy and love are more than I had hoped for. by INXS421 04/05/07
They Say
They say that those who have loved and lost, Know that it comes with a cost. When I told you that I Love You, The happiness in your voice told me you knew it was true. Though the years may come and go, I know my love for you will continue to grow. There are days that will be a test, Those of us who have loved and lost know this best. by INXS421 03/28/07
I have kept my heart locked away, To keep it safe from the pain and hurt. The walls I built were thick and high, For this world had been so cruel. When she walked out that day, Alone and afraid I sat there and cried. What was to become of me, how would I go on, I felt so alone I wanted to just leave. A world that was cruel really had no need of me, Silly thoughts yes I know this is true. For months I survived, Just living my life, alone and afraid. This I have learned since that day long ago, Walls are not meant to stand forever. For there always comes a day be it months or years away, That one will come along to shatter the walls that I have made. by INXS421 04/03/07
When I Think Of You
When I think of you I sit here and smile, You have done so much for me though you may not know. The way you came into my life, In a chat room, no one would believe it. A few cute little remarks, some funny private messages, They made my sit here in my loneliness and smile. As the days and weeks went by we talked more and more, Then we started talking on the phone, loneliness no longer. A weekend spent together, then another came along, You have no idea what you have done for me, do you? An opportunity has come along, there just might be a chance, For me to live in a place where only time and not miles keep us apart. Yes, I want this job to come through, how could I not, It would mean I would be closer to the one who has a place in my heart. Now when I think of you, and the possibility of being so much nearer, Maybe we can spend a little more time with each other. I will always think of you in ways that make me smile, You have driven the loneliness from
Your Friend
I am caught in glow of your smile, how it is slow and loving, It always seems to stretch completely through your face. The way your hair curls around that beautiful face, Or frames those soft eyes when you leave it straight. The twinkle of quiet mischief in your blue eyes, That always remind me of places I have never been. The feel of your warm hand in mine, Let’s me know that I am not alone. The sound of your laughter, That rings in my ears when my thoughts turn to you. It's that I cannot stop thinking about your lips on mine, Since that day we met and shared our first kiss. Your face fits perfectly into a reoccurring dream I have, Though I am older then you and considerably less then you deserve. I am, none the less, Your friend forever. by INXS421 04/05/07
Crazy Sexy Cool!
I decided to pimp out my sisters. Please don't be mad at me but these two need it! So much drama and attention goes to the top and all these great girls and guys don't get noticed! Look at these 2 Beautiful girls!!! Muah! I came to CT in July of last year! I came here because my best friend Shell invited me. Shell is a sweetie. She is one of the most wonderful friends you could know. She is amazing. And you all should Know her. Please add, fan and rate her. She returns the love! I love Shell and you all will too!!! Shes a good person! ~Shell~Freakz&Geeks Family~@ CherryTAP Jellybean! What can I say about the beaner. She is a kick ass friend--just don't piss her off LOL. Another one of the few ppl I met here on CT that I am very close to! Jelly has a great heart and a nice rack :P Seriously, Add her! She is there when you need her and she also returns love etc. Lets give her some love this weekend! She deserves it too! ·ï¡÷¡ï· JÊ££¥ ßÊÁÑ·ï¡÷¡ï·Freaks&Geeks Family ♥
Evanescense - Wher... I am still stuck And I dont know what people are capable of.. So I seeked out someone I used to talk to and I will be teaching them all that I know. They are wise to so I continue to learn as I show. But the purpose is this If anything happens to me or I cant complete this on my own We will ensure they dont succeed in what there doing Its my last ditch effort To ensure that a kind of peace will survive No matter how bad shit gets. For the problem is this In places like the middle east we have people like osama with sex slaves do to the koran being read in a differint light... So the guy has kids popping out like rabbits. Teachin em about jihad The saddest part is osama was created by the cia basicly was used as a tool to fight the russians back in the 80s due to daddy bush wanted to help stabilze the middle east from the creation of Isreal his dad helped cause. Plus it was a dam good reason to create the united nations and star
Jesus And The Democrat
Jesus and the Democrat A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed
A Song About How I Felt When I Was In A Abusive Marriage
She wakes up with the morning shining dead in her eyes. In the mirror, she sees life slowly passing her by. She's screaming inside for all the times that she's tried to be all that they want her to be. But she's made up her mind. She's over and done with their lies and tired of life falling apart at the seams. She's never broken the silence. Life has always been just a dream. But overpowering violence has got her ripping away at the chains that hold her whispering screams. She pulls the shade as darkness slowly takes control of the light. Beat down and broken, still, she tries to keep up her fight. She walks through the door, collapses down to the floor. as tears fill her once passionate eyes, she can't muffle out the pain. Her whole world's about to change. Now everyone can hear her cries... She's never broken the silence. Life has always been just a dream. But overpowered by violence, her chcains are broken away. Now she wants everyone to hear her screams...

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