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You've Never Heard A Flight Announcement Like This!!!
I stole this from a messageboard I visit...Funny as hell, lol... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wouldn't you love to have this attendant on your next flight Thanks to a retired Delta Captain for sending this "paraphrase" of a memorable safety PA (public announcement)from their Flight Attendants. In his own words.... "I was flying to San Francisco from Seattle this weekend, and the flight attendant reading the flight safety information had the whole plane looking at each other like "what the heck?" (Getting Seattle people to look at each other is an accomplishment.) So once we got airborne, I took out my laptop and typed up what she said so I wouldn't forget. I've left out a few parts I'm sure, but this is most of it." (BEFORE TAKEOFF) Hello and welcome to Alaska Flight 438 to San Francisco. If you're going to San Francisco, you're in the right place. If you're not going to San Francisco, you're about to have a really long evening. We'd like to tell you now about some important saf
Spill Canvas: The Tide
-MY NUMBER ONE FAVOURITE SPILL CANVAS SONG :)- _____________________________________________ The TideAdd to My Profile | More Videos
The Heart
When You Look At Me.....
WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME When you look at me, what do you see Do you see my inner beauty, My compassion or wit Or do you see that I'm fat and nothing more When you look at me, what do you see My twinkling eyes, my smile, My love for reading Or do you see that I'm fat and nothing more When you look at me, what do you see My passion for music, My glee for cooking, my love of animals Or do you see that I'm fat and nothing more If all you see is my fat, Then aren't you missing out, On knowing the wonderful person inside? When you look at me, what do you want to see?
Its Been Awhile!
I have made so many friends its getting hard to keep up! I wanted to take alittle time to say I love u all very much! Swing by and say hi! I love u, Kevin
My Last Blog
"i'll Go On Loving You" Alan Jackson
"I'll Go On Loving You" When I look into your soft green eyes When I see your delicate body Revealed to me as you slip off your dress I'm reminded what I feel for you Will remain strong and true Long after the pleasures of the flesh Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you Me in the rain or the wind Or the moon up in the sky The spin of the earth or the change of the tide I don't know what brought us together What strange forces of nature Conspire to construct the present From the past Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you
Sitting In San Antonio
high everyone. thank you for all the comments much sugar to all of you.well its thursday and im out of hours,left kingman az.whent to louisville ky.then to decatur il. to lincoln ne. to mccook ne.and down to san antonio il be sitting here tell boring nothing to do here at the TA.some one talk to me.
Zen And Wisdom Of Life... Sort Of
ZEN AND WISDOM OF LIFE 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that is the time to do it. 4. Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you aren't getting any. 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 6. No one is listening until you fart. 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes. 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 12. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit
1 Dollar!!
All I need is one lousy dollar! Then I can get a java chip frappuchino that I have been craving all fricken day! :( why me?!!!!!!!
How Can You Be So Blind?
why is it that when i try to tell you i dont want to deal with you calling me down anymore, it just gets worse... you bitch! you slut! nobody! i hate it! no wonder i dont love you anymore, and ive found someone else, someone who treats me like a princess... someone who loves me for me... someone who doesnt badmouth me and make me feel like shit every day... you know, i dont love you anymore, youre right... and its nobodys fault but your own... im done listening to your sorry excuses, and taking you back..!
 Entangled Would you protect me if I was lost and disoriented? Would you cry if you saw that I was in misery and would you kiss away all my apprehensions for tonight? I’m faraway and journeying on an avenue that beckons whenever I give away my heart. A decoy to counteract the confidence that I hunger for. It’s a riddle with the past that keeps coming back to enfold me in its arms. Here I am a mirage barren but non-afraid to dog away others anguish. You traverse as a voice inside my heart imprisoned there from the beginning. A stranger in a disembarkment of hallucination I am here to please. Like a willow in a springtime- rivulet breeze you sang to me consummated my soul with no terms. I reached out and together we dedicated the night to extricating the demons in our heart. From this I am an interval in the midnight an entity of habit. While you aroused me complexly and intimate I didn’
Knockin Boots
Tone Loc) Attention all ladies The Candyman is on the prowl And for those that wanna get busy You gots to speak up now (Candyman) This rhyme, this time Is one of a kind, blowing yo mind Like only the Candyman can Like a heavyweight champion Knockin'em out, another bout without a doubt Once again you can scream and shout When I rock the bells Yell out my name This is what you've been missing Listen to my heart beat, while I'm whispering I know your suffering So sweet a Candyman sweet nothings Hugging and tugging and rubbing Loving it all, having a ball All ya'll girlies next to me Talking sex to me We can't do that yet, but I bet will chill (Candyman telling'em the truth) Will still end up knockin the boots (Chorus) Ooh boy I love you so Never ever ever gonna let you go Once I get my hands on you (Candyman) At each and every show, thers's this groupie Artis knows what she wants to do
Wiggle It!
:wiggles it:
I Need Help
would everyone like to help me please. i want to level up to a 10 to be a dj and own my own lounge. so if you all want please send me some love and help me out. thanks alot for your help and time. it will really mean alot to me.
People Are Still Having Sex
Deadeye Dick
Mary Moooooooooooooooooooooon
~ Life Cycle ~
This is a Awesome animation of the Life Cycle of a Woman. I hope you enjoy it
This Is The Link To The Nsfw Woops Lol
read my profile before accepting cause were only interested in one type....@ CherryTAPwoops didnt put up the link hahaha
8th Grade Education
Remember when our grandparents, great-grandparents, and such stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. - - - This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina, KS, USA. It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina, KS, and reprinted by the Salina Journal. 8th GRADE FINAL EXAM Grammar (Time, one hour) 1. Give nine rules for the use of Capital Letters. 2. Name the Parts of Speech and define those that have no Modifications. 3. Define Verse, Stanza and Paragraph. 4. What are the Principal Parts of a verb. Give Principal Parts of. lie, lay and run 5. Define Case, Illustrate each Case. 6. What is Punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of Punctuation. 7. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar. Arithmetic (Time, 1.25 hours) 1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic. 2
he chose her over me....oh well guess he fell in love with the first one that agreed to meet him.. an i didnt want to meet him
~ Seasons Of Life ~
There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life. He told them that you c
My best friend Chelle wrote this and I just love it. She's so full of love and passion, it takes my breath away sometimes. Soft, supple lips entwined passionate yet tender Feelings so amazing love surely will render Lustful touch brings her arousal so intense Mind swimming in pleasure that nothing makes sense Stiffening pressure from deep within passion Moisture that glistens is passions reaction They join and become one so slow and controlled Orgasmic delights soon taking it's hold Release turns to longing more ultimate pleasure Lust turns to love then something to treasure by Michelle
Guess What
Where Have All The Flowers Gone
Where Have All The Flowers Gone Pete Seeger All acknowledge their debt to Seeger by performing songs or poems he has written or sung over the past half century to champion the labor movement, peace, civil rights, and the environment. Where Have All The Flowers Gone When you bring people together for any reason whatsoever, you're doing politics. "Now somebody will ask me, Pete, how can you prove these songs really make a difference? And I have to confess I can't prove a darn thing, except that the people in power must think they do something, because they keep the songs off the air." - Pete Seeger Lyrics: Where have all the flowers gone, long time passing? Where have all the flowers gone, long time ago? Where have all the flowers gone? Gone to young girls, every one! When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn? Where have all the young girls gone, long time passing? Where have all the young girls gone, long time ago? Where have all the young girls
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Dad! I love and miss you sooo much. I'd give anything to get to spend today with you. Just wanted you to know I did think of you today.
The Times They Are A-changin
The Times They Are A-Changin' (1964) Bob Dylan Album: The Times They Are A-Changin" Yes, they certainly were. and Dylan's songs say it all! People have long since made up their minds about that voice. If you're one of the legions who hear fingernails on a chalkboard, this album is another argument to listen again. He's in full control of its piercing qualities, using it to illuminate lyrics that changed folk music and rock and roll forever. --Michael Metzger The Times They Are A-Changin' (1964) Lyrics: Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone. If your time to you Is worth savin' Then you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin'. Come writers and critics Who prophesize with your pen And keep your eyes wide The chance won't come again And don't speak too soon For the wheel's still in spin And there's no
Just A Rant
This Is Jest A Rant About All Those Pepole Who Are To Fucked Up To See The Shit In Front Of Ther Eyss& Wont Enjoy Ther Life With Out Fucking Up Others Those Pepole So Goddam messed They Need To Hurt Othes To Feel Good This Is Only A Rant To Knowone & Eveyone Thank You
~ But, You Didn't See Me ~
But, You Didn't See Me ------------------------------------ I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.
Money Exchange Haha
Money Exchange When I got back from Alaska recently I had a bunch of American dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at my local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated! He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?" The poor teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!"
~ Being A Mother... ~
Being A Mother... After 21 years of marriage, My wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nerv
Oh, Great Spirit, Whose Voice I Hear In The Winds
Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the winds Whose breath gives life to the world, hear me I come to you as one of your many children I am small and weak I need your strength and wisdom May I walk in beauty Make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made And my ears sharp to your voice. Make me wise so that I may know the things you have taught your children. The lessons you have written in every leaf and rock Make me strong--------! Not to be superior to my brothers, but to fight my greatest enemy....myself Make me ever ready to come to you with straight eyes, So that when life fades as the fading sunset, May my spirit come to you without shame.
Abraham, Martin, And John
Abraham, Martin, and John Words and Music by Richard Holler Artist:Dion Album: The original "Dion" album Is Out of Print Dion DiMucci, better known only by his first name, was the lead singer of the Belmonts in the late 1950s. In 1960 the group disbanded and Dion started a solo career. In 1962 Dion signed a contract with Columbia Records, for which he would record for the next three years. In 1968 he recorded his hit, "Abraham, Martin, and John." Album: The original "Dion" album Abraham Lincoln is among the nation's most prized and beloved personages. A man of nobility and leadership, he grew up among the impoverished and uneducated. Through perseverance he attained great knowledge of life and love for the American people. " Liberalism is not so much a party creed or set of fixed platform promises as it is an attitude of mind and heart, a faith in man's ability through the experiences of his reason and judgment to increase for himself and his fellow men the amount of j
Here It Is
I think Shay is trying to embaress me ***Blush*** Thanks for the messages BTW. I think Blue eyes Likes to warm my heart by making me feel that others like my pics. I think I confuse, piss off and intrigue Hyminia all at once. Most of all though, I think its the little things that help me get by and get me to come back to this 'My new little home on the web'
To Answer Some Of Your Questions
I have been in every state in the union, all throughout Canada, every country in South and central America, and 47 other countries to include most of Europe, the Far East, Southeast Asia, and Africa.
Fortunate Son
Fortunate Son Creedence Clearwater Revival (1969) Album: Willy & The Poor Boys Although they hailed from the San Francisco area, they rarely succumbed to the psychedelic indulgences of the era. John Fogerty was very good at voicing the concerns of the working class in songs like "Fortunate Son," which is an anti-government, anti-rich and anti-war song all rolled into one. Credence Clearwater Revival Lyrics: Some folks are born made to wave the flag Ooh, they're red, white and blue And when the band plays "Hail To The Chief" Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no senator's son It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one Some folks are born silver spoon in hand Lord, don't they help themselves, oh But when the taxman come to the door Lord, the house look a like a rummage sale, yes It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no millionaire's son It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one Yeah, some folks inherit sta
For What It's Worth
For What It's Worth Buffalo Springfield Album: Buffalo Springfield These lyrics from the Buffalo Springfield's 1967 hit 'For What It's Worth' have come to symbolize the turbulent decade of the 1960s. 'For What It's Worth' has transcended the pop charts to become, a touchstone for an entire generation. In 1967, the Buffalo Springfield captured the restless, confrontational mood of that generation railing against the establishment and went on to be revered as one of rock music's most influential groups. ..Copyright 1967 By Stephen Stills Album: Buffalo Springfield Lyrics: There's something happening here What it is ain't exactly clear There's a man with a gun over there Telling me I got to beware I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound Everybody look what's going down There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind I think it's time we stop, hey, what's th
Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
10."They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time" 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem." 3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" 2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing t o say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... 1. Raise your head slowly and say, " Jesus name, Amen."
Get Together
Get Together Youngbloods (1969) Album: The Get Together/Elephant Mountain Written by Dino Valenti Formed in 1965 in Boston, Massachusetts, the Youngbloods band was formed by folk singers Jesse Colin Young and Jerry Corbitt. Later they were joined by jazz drummer Joe Bauer and guitarist/pianist Lowell Levinger III, better known simply as Banana. The band's reading of Dino Valenti's "Get Together" became a hit in California where it was adopted as a counter-culture anthem. The lyrics perfectly captured the mood of late-60s Californian rock music.Elephant Mountain was their most popular album. The Youngbloods Lyrics: Love is but a song we sing And fear's the way we die. You can make the mountains ring Or make the angels cry. Though the bird is on the wing And you may not know why. C'mon people now Smile on your brother Ev'rybody get together Try to love one another right now Some will come and some will go And we shall surely pass. When the one that left us here
From Springwater
Body: What is An Indian Warrior An Indian Warrior is a man whose spirit is one with the Creator, whose heart belongs to the people, whose life is a sacred gift given by the ancestors, whose mind is his greatest weapon and shields in lifes battles. The foremost responsibilty of an Indian warrior is to be true to himself, to the people, and to the Creator. His purpose in life is to insure the survival and wellbeing of the people. An Indian Warrior transforms knowledge into wisdom, and therefore understands his greatest weakness in his life is himself. He must overcome his own weaknesses. A true Indian Warrior will sacrifice his heart upon the alter of life for the survival of the people. He may be wounded or killed a thousand times in battle,but his spirit cannot be destroyed, for the spirit of a true Indian warrior is eternal as the stars. An Indian Warrior lives by a code of honor beyond the reach of most mortal men. An Indian warrior speaks directly to the Creator and Mother Earth thr
Give Peace A Chance
Give Peace a Chance John Lennon (1969) Album: Shaved Fish Give Peace a Chance came out in 1969 while fighting was still going on in Vietnam. This song was first recorded during the Montreal Bed-In with Yoko in 1969. John Lennon Lyrics: Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Minister, Sinister, Banisters and Canisters, Bishops, Fishops, Rabbis, and Pop Eyes, Bye bye, Bye bye All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Revolution, Evolution, Masturbation, Flagellation, Regulation, Integrations, mediations, United Nations, - congratulations All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout John and Yoko, Timmy Leary, Rosemary, Tommy Smothers, Bobby Dylan, Tommy
The Body
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The world is a dark Lonely place Without love's body It's like a winter's night Or a tale whispered On the wind Full of lunacy And chaotic dreams Until a lady dressed in black Her hair as golden as dawn Her eyes like a blue flame Full of light from above Walked into my life And stole my heart Her kiss was fire in my soul My knees trembled At her mysterious touch Then she was gone Now I wander The concrete canyons In a city of greed And cold hearts Feeling the void inside With love's body gone I can only hide away The tears that I cry With the longing I felt inside
Ya Gotta See This....
Pomes (3)
A Special Word A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong. ------------------------------------------------- I will never let you I will never let you fall. I'll stand up with you forever. I'll be there for you through it all. Even if saving you sends me to heaven. ------------------------------------------------- Missing You It was almost Too wonderful for Something as little as Words to explain Ears pressed to your chest As each beat explains you're okay You're here now, holding my hand tight The way it's supposed to be. I remember the way I couldn'
What Is A Friend?
What is a friend? I will tell you. It is a person with whom you dare to be yourself. Your soul can be naked with him. He seems to ask of you to put on nothing, only to be what you are. He does not want you to be better or worse. When you are with him, you feel as a prisoner feels who has been declared innocent. You do not have to be on your guard. You can say what you think, so long as it is genuinely you. He understands those contradictions in your nature that lead others to misjudge you. With him you breathe freely. You can avow your little vanities and envies and hates and vicious sparks, your meannesses and absurdities and, in opening them up to him, they are lost, dissolved on the white ocean of his loyality. He understands. You do not have to be careful. You can abuse him, neglect him, tolerate him. Best of all, you can keep still with him. It makes no matter. He likes you. He is like fire that purges to the bone. He understands. You can weep with him, sin with him, laugh with hi
How Open Minded Are You??
You Are 92% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
With God On Our Side
With God On Our Side Bob Dylan Album:The Times They Are A-Changin' He sang this song at the Newport Folk Festival with Joan Baez 26 July 1964. Bob was unplugged after starting a ruckus among folkies over three decades ago at the Newport Folk Festival by plugging in. In this album he is at the peak of his awesome power. LYRICS: Oh, my name it ain't nothin', my age it means less The country I come from is called the Midwest I's taught and brought up there, the laws to abide And that the land that I live in has God on its side. Oh, the history books tell it, they tell it so well The cavalries charged, the Indians fell The cavalries charged, the Indians died Oh, the country was young with God on its side. The Spanish American war had its day And the Civil War too was soon laid away And the names of the heroes i's made to memorize With guns in their hands and God on their side. The First World War, boys, it came an it went The reason for fightin' I never did get
Trapped in this mask of my own creation Still here, living out my damnation I can't feel nothing, I'm so numb Walked on and spit on like some crumb I feel like I'm not there in this cruel world In this full existence People stare, then look away And I'm left in the glare I spend my life, trying I can't stop your lying You step on me You break my mask Now these emotions I must show Now I'm exposed Pure emotion I must face Seeing what I thought I could ignore Now all I hear is them laughing at me Now they see me cry They see me bleed I can't live this way I just give up I'll drown in my own sorrow Never to breathe again
The Bdsm Symbol
The BDSM Symbol The BDSM emblem has no "obvious" symbolism because it was created to be enigmatic. To the vanilla observer who would be put off by BDSM, it is merely an attractive piece of jewelry. Thus, we can wear it freely as a friendly salute, nod, and wink to other BDSMers we should happen to pass on the sidewalks and in the hallways of our daily lives. To the insider, however, the emblem is full of meaning. The three divisions represent the various threesomes of BDSM. First of all, the three divisions of BDSM itself: B&D, D&S, and S&M. Secondly, the three-way creed of BDSM behavior: Safe, Sane, and Consensual. Thirdly, the three divisions of our community: Tops, Bottoms, and Switches. It is this third symbolism that gives meaning to the holes in each unit. Since BDSM is, at the very least, a play style and, at its greatest, a love style, the holes represent the incompleteness of any individual within the BDSM context. However "together" and "whole" individuals may be
Why Me
I sit here, entrapped by this dark world My mind is full of crazy ideas My thoughts corrupted My feelings changed I really don't want to go through this again Why me? That's all I really want to know Why me? Where is there to go? I need answers, I need help I need somebody to save me from all hell I need love, I need support I can't take people closing doors on me anymore I need an open door, someplace to walk into Someplace where I'm loved, someplace where I'm needed I need the truth I need proof I'm corrupted by these evil visions Seeing what people only fear of seeing I think that I just might go insane I really can't go through this all again Please help, please tell me I'm loved I need answers, maybe help from up above Maybe I'm sentenced to damnation Heaven is maybe out of the question I guess maybe it's my fate So why must I wait? Maybe I should leave now, someway, somehow Just let me go Leave me be You will see You don't need me Soon, I'll be fr
Or however the hell you spell that word...I do it. All the time I cannot stand to spread things out evenly and do them at a pace (unless its just physically better to do that) I must cramm everything in at the same time or at least five minutes before. It's not that i like living in chaos, I just can come up with more reasons why the thing should wait; instead of having reasons why I should finish it now. But today I got my title back from the dealership. The car is now mine, one thing I did not put off lol. At least not willingly. Have a good night whomever reads this one. Peace.
I Ain't Marching Anymore
I Ain't Marching Anymore Written by Phil Ochs and Bob Gibson Album: I ain't Marching Anymore Phil Ochs was one of the great voices of our century with such songs as "Lincoln Park ", "I Ain't Marchin"..., "Pleasures of the Harbor", "The World Began in Eden and Ended in Los Angeles" and "Crucifixion". Lyrics: Oh,I marched to the battle of New Orleans At the end of the early British war The young land started growin' The young blood started flowin' But I ain't a-marchin' anymore But I've killed my share of Injuns In a thousand different fights I was there at the Little Big Horn I saw many men lyin' I saw many more dyin' But I ain't a-marchin' anymore CHORUS It's always the old to lead us to the war Always the young to fall Now look at all we've won with the saber and the gun Tell me, is it worth it all For I stole California from the Mexican land Fought in the bloody Civil War Yes I even killed my brothers And so many others But I ain't a-marchin' anymore
Long Distance Relationship
i'm going to borrow a quote that a friend of mine insightfully posted that i thought was kinda good... "Contrary to what the cynics say, distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It's for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It's for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they dont see it nearly enough" i have to agree in that distance is difficult, it takes two strong people and one strong relationship to withstand the hardships that come with it. sustaining a healthy and happy relationship is easy when you have the ability and ease of seeing eachother daily, but when you must go for months at a time on nothing but phone calls and mental memories, its much harder. There is something to be said for being in the physical presence of someone and being able to look in their eyes and hold them. When those neccessary things can't be had you must find other ways to connect with one another and
Fuck Me In The Rain
It is a starless night, thunder in the distance, flashes of lightning as a storm is about to roll in. Just finished dinner for a nice romantic quick getaway, when I see the look in his eye that says the night is far from over. Feeling daring from half a bottle of wine, I see an alley just up ahead, and pull him with me. He's looking at me confused, until I start to unbutton my blouse. We are not far in and there are people going by but I don't care. The wine has made me bold, and that look in his eyes makes me want him right that very second. Going back to the hotel is not an option at this point, because I just have to have him. I grin at him as I continue to undo my blouse and he stands there, stunned. "Don't you want to go back to our room, baby?" he asks me. I shake my head no and finally get my blouse undone. "I want you now, sweetness," I say to him, pulling him closer to me. I kiss him hotly and press my body to him. Wrapping my arms around his neck, deepening
So many nights I've cried, wishing I'd die I can't seem to find the meaning of my life. Why am I here? Do I really have a purpose? If so, what is it? Please tell me, please help me. I'm lost, torn on the inside. My heart has become no more. Your criticism has eaten me down to the core. I can't take all of this anymore. My knees go out from under me as I fall to the floor. You just took my heart out the door. You left me here, with no explanation, no reason, nothing. You left me alone and afraid and empty. You took everything inside of me. Now I'm empty, I have nothing left to give. I have no reason to live. What did I do to deserve all this?
Stupid Motherfuckers!
#1. 1990 NHL DRAFT 4 Mike Ricci (C) Canada Philadelphia Flyers Peterborough Petes (OHL) - 16 year Veteran 5 Jaromir Jagr (R) Czechoslovakia Pittsburgh Penguins Kladno Poldi (Czech) - 2 time stanley cup winner, hart trophy (1999), 5-time Art ross Trophy, 3-time lester b. pearson award winner, 8-time all star, All Rookie team 1991, Olympic Gold and Bronze Medal Winner. He holds 16 NHL Records. 16 year NHL Veteran. 20 Martin Brodeur (G) Canada New Jersey Devils Saint-Hyacinthe Laser (QMJHL) - 3 time Stanley cup Champion, 2 Time Vezina Trophy, Calder Trohy, 4 time William M Jennings Trophy winner, 9 time all star, All rookie team 1994, Holds 9 NHL Records, 30 Franchise Records, youngest goaltender in NHL history to reach the 300 and 400 regular season win plateaus, 2 Olympic Silver Medals, Gold Medal, And World Cup of Hockey champions in 2004. #2. 1991 NHL ENTRY DRAFT 1. Eric Lindros Canada Quebec Nordiques Oshawa Generals (OHL) - NHL All Rookie Team 1993, Hart trophy win
If I Had A Hammer
If I Had A Hammer Lyrics and music by Lee Hays and Pete Seeger (1949) Seeger sang for the people and their rights at a time when that could get rabble-rousers blacklisted and worse. What's more, he got the people singing for themselves Peter, Paul and Mary (1962) Album: Around the Campfire LYRICS: If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, All over this land, I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning, I'd hammer out love between, My brothers and my sisters, All over this land. If I had a bell, I'd ring it in the morning, I'd ring it in the evening, All over this land, I'd ring out danger, I'd ring out a warning, I'd ring out love between, My brothers and my sisters, All over this land.
Masters Of War
Masters of War Bob Dylan Album:Freewheelin'(1963) This song criticizes the government for sending teenagers off to Vietnam and the cruelty and lack of respect shown for the common people or the former heroes of the war. Lyrics: Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build the big bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks You that never done nothin' But build to destroy You play with my world Like it's your little toy You put a gun in my hand And you hide from my eyes And you turn and run farther When the fast bullets fly Like Judas of old You lie and deceive A world war can be won You want me to believe But I see through your eyes And I see through your brain Like I see through the water That runs down my drain You fasten the triggers For the others to fire Then you set back and watch When the death count gets higher Y
Imagine John Lennon Album: Imagine Lennon's idea of a perfect world, no religion, no war, no possessions, and no hunger. For most people this song epitomizes the hippie movement, it is everything they wanted. "My role in society, or any artist's or poet's role, is to try and express what we all feel. Not to tell people how to feel. Not as a preacher, not as a leader, but as a reflection of us all." - John Lennon Lyrics: Imagine there's no heaven, It's easy if you try, No hell below us, Above us only sky, Imagine all the people living for today... Imagine there's no countries, It isn't hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, No religion too, Imagine all the people living life in peace... Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man, Imagine all the people Sharing all the world... You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one, I hope some day you'll join us, And the world will live as one.
Been A Lil Down Lately
The last couple of weeks have been really rough--mentally that is -- people at work have noticed, Roo noticed, everyone kept asking if I was ok, if something was wrong. After talking with a close friend, and talking with Roo, I've decided it just might be a good idea to go back on an anti-depressant. I was on them several years ago, and once I felt I didn't need them any longer -- I gradually stopped taking them. I don't know if it's the weather; if it's the stress from my youngest son and his antics; or what, but it seems the depression has returned. This is also the reason why I haven't left a whole lot of comments (none today with the exception of one) and why I haven't chatted with the few of you that I do chat with. All I have to do is get through the weekend, and come Monday afternoon, things will start getting better. It's not like I've gone completely mental lol...though some might disagree...and for those who may suggest a natural remedy like st. john's wort...I'
The Way I Feel
Want to cut my skin back to the bone, I'm by myself but not alone. I'm not the first, far from the last to kill my future with my past. I throw my heart down on the floor, 'cause I don't want it anymore. Now my pain has scarred my eyes, 'cause I have listened to the lies. *Now when I close my eyes, I feel it all falling away. *I drop to my knees, then I begin to pray. *How am I supossed to hide *all these things that I'm feeling inside. You tempt me now with a torrid kiss, bitter pain gift wrapped in bliss. Remember all the time we shared? Am I right to think that you had cared? You tore my walls down brick by brick, when you pulled me from the sand so thick. Could feel your soul in each caress, memories of you I can't repress. *Now when I close my eyes, I feel like I'm falling away. *I drop to my knees, then I begin to pray. *How am I supossed to hide *all these things that I'm feeling inside. So let the wolf come out to play 'cause I look forward to t
Narrow Mindedness
Just the other day I was here on CT and I seen a new blog from a friend pop up in alerts, so I went to check it out. She had posted that she was deleting all of her stories she had posted to her blog because some people on here had said some things to her and about her over them. I had read many of her blogs and she is very imaginative and has a great writing style. Now for my rant. Peopel grow the hell up and open your mind to what others may see and feel. This is an adult site, meaning not for kids. Adults should be mature enough to decide if they want to see something or not and follow through with that decision without trying to hurt someone else. If you don't like it and its not hurting any innocent people then don't worry about it. Why should a person have to hide what they enjoy inside if its not hurting anyone. Censorship is for the weak minded. People that have a strong mind know how to just hit the exit button and not go back there. If you find a pic that you feel is NSFW
Another One
"If your days seem filled with unwanted negative feelings, there is only one cure. When they come, choose them. Don't ask why, don't wonder how, don't fight them and never put yourself down for having them. But most of all never blame someone else for how you feel. If you do, it means you are still fast asleep and your choice is to be a victim. When the feelings come, even big disturbing emotional feelings say, "I choose this feeling" and know it comes because of something you have thought or done in the past, perhaps a certain belief that you have learned or an attachment that is threatened. Choice does not mean you want the feelings, but it does mean you are taking responsibility for them. And that is the beginning of self mastery. It is the first step to the healing and resolving of your emotions. But only the first step. Try this today and then ask yourself what the next step might be. If you are really interested to know, you will come to know!" Brahma Kumaris
A Rant: How To Define A Woman?
For sure we all know that it’s the opposite of what a man. To define them in layman terms that’s a different and complicated term to say the least. To say that there is a word to define them then it would be their name. To describe her yet again to fully come up a multitude of words and even actions to show that there is a mutual bond between. A single woman has more qualities than hundred men are put together in an equation. The sad truth is that a man could barely equate with that equation. Although out of the hundred men that were put together to equate with the equation only one or two of them are able to reciprocate an original and unique mutualism. The sadder truth is that even this one or two man is found they are rejected or afraid because they’re not the “perfect match”. In these modern times, women are hard to find. Some women are actually money mongers but closely they want to still have a relationship. Some prefer the beefed-up version because of the so-called stamin
Come On People Help Me Out
Bomb me my link is under my gifts!!!!!PLEASE!!!
...5 Minutes Of Majesty...
the current Jeopardy champion is a psychiatrist...i can only imagine how cool it is for his patients to see him on teevee. damn, i really wanna be on Jeopardy! i would kick some serious nerd ass, methinks. it's snowing and snowing and snowing, blizzard-like! feh. it was nice today though, it was cloudy and dark most of the day. perfectly fit how i'm feeling, actually. saw my p-doc tuesday, we dropped 2 meds and went up on another. now i just feel more "blah" and am more scattered than ever (one of the meds dropped was Strattera). current med line-up Depakote 1000mg Trazodone 300mg Cytomel 25mcg Cymbalta 120mg Lyrica 370mg Yasmin ...i think that's everything. we dropped Remeron and Strattera which weren't really doing much. i hope my package comes tomorrow. i'm getting a new suit (it's pretty jade green!), a new cap (it's pink silicone with SKULLS ALL OVER IT! SKULLS! ON MY HEAD!), a new pair of goggles (specially designed for women's faces, they're called "Vanqui
Just Some Fun Stuff
Your Stripper Song Is Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard "Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man?" Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school. What Song Should You Strip To?
"dreams" Kenny Chesney
She says most men her age want younger women She thinks her self esteems not quite itself anymore But she sees herself as more than what the mirror shows and why thats so important heaven only knows When the important part for her is souls and hearts Chorus: And dreams of sharing a life and a home (Dreams)of never ever bein alone again (dreams)Not even diamonds just a little gold Someone there to hold her hand when she gets old Dreams the kind you know that will never end Forever lovers and forever friends Someone really there to love and care and share Dreams She swears she wont divorce a third time She swears the more she knows about love the harder it is to find The perfect picture of her white horse prince Is now dependability and common sense.. Someone kind and brave Someone not afraid of.. Chorus: Dreams Of sharin a life and a home (dreams)Of never ever bein alone again Not even diamonds just a little gold Someone to hold he
Blind Faith
Im sitting here thinking about all the things we were taught as children about blind faith. We were taught that we need to have faith in God, Jesus, and the holy spirit. Were taught to have faith in our parents, and believe everything they teach us is correct, and the truth. Were taught that our teachers are teaching us what we need to know to get us through life.Then as we grow older we see things in a different perspective. I still have faith in God, Jesus, and the holy spirit. I still believe that what my parents taught me when i was growing up was the truth. And I still belive that we were being taught the things we needed to know by our teachers as we were growing up. But now that ive grown even older, ive learned that there are a lot more things we need to have blind faith in. Our relationships, our childrens well being, and our need for more knowledge. Our relationships for example, I come to CherryTap, and MySpsace to make friends, hopefully ones that I will be able to talk to
What Women Really Mean!!! Lmfaorotf
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will p
Lmao! Who's Smarter Here???
subject: LMAO! Who's smarter here??? date: 2007-03-01 18:31:28 When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that not
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Cybersex Gone Wrong
Ive posted a couple of these in my bulletins but hardly anyones looked so i might as wll post them here. hope you enjoy them Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing yo
For Those Wanting & Waiting!!
To be honest, when I decided to make me one that was nothing like the others I had seen, I thought I might get around 10 requests to have me do one. Well I am over 50 made so far counting USER & VIC licenses with at least 23 people in line waiting. I guess I should feel honored that my style is wanted & that I have had others that make them, that want one of mine. I really do appreciate all the positive comments I get about them. I also love seeing them being used as peoples profile pics. I am really sorry to a few of you that have been waiting a very long time to get yours & I hope the people that have recently requested understand it might take me a while to get to theirs. I am constantly trying to do things slightly different to make them look even better. I don't have that much time online to work on them (because my lack of ass is getting flat from sitting in this chair & I am trying to stay away from the pc more lol). I do promise that everyone that wants one will get one! Also u
well i finally got another letter from bubba today. hes doing pretty good. misses being home and wants everyone to write to him more. so i am gonna try writing to him more often. and the best part of it is that he finally told me that he loves me in one of his letters!!! So yeah hes doing good, not much more i can say right now cuz his letter was more about me then him. will keep everyone updated as i can.
Fan Me Rate Me Kiss My Ass!
Ok Now that I have your attention.... I have been on CT for maybe a month. When I am here I pick random profiles and rate the profile and MOST of the pics. I always give 10's, if I hate the pic, I simply go to the next one without tapping the rate button. Here is my beef. These chicks on here have messages... * FAN me RATE me and then add me..ok whatever. The problem is you go into a profile and almost everything is private. Click the first, rate it, click next and you get "Sorry this photo is private". Hit the back button on the browser, start over and pick another shot and BAM "Sorry this photo is private". So how the hell am I supposed to know if I want to fan this person if everything is private???? What about doing the right thing and putting private pics in a PRIVATE folder. At least that way you can look at their stuff without the back browser and the "Sorry ......." I will Fan, Rate and LOVE cool people, male or female, but I will never again Fan someone that twists
Allways Practice Safe Cybersex
Practice safe cybersex. Enjoy hotstud69: Hello there blondebabe4u: Hi hotstud69: What is your name? blondebabe4u: Sandy , urs? hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight? blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u? hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing? blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top. hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like? blondebabe4u: I am 5'6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you? hotstud69: i am 6'0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off? blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too.... hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36D's like that, you are good hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them.. blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing. hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited blondebabe4u: nee
2 Tough Questions
TOO TUFF??? VERY INTERESTING~~ (THX MS.U) Body: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no pe
Native American P...
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.The West The South Boston North Central The Inland North Philadelphia The Northeast
R.i.p. Richard L. Ford 2/20/07
Not only was Rich a great soldier he was a great friend that became like family. Rich & I have been friends for almost 6yrs. I met Rich through my husband that have been close friends with Rich for 12yrs. We are extremely proud of him, deeply sadden that he has parted this world but happy to know he is a better place. For those that are enjoying your freedom, remember you are enjoying it because of brave soldiers like him. Rich, we love you very much and hope your spirit is with us while we grief for you. We miss you soooooooo much. I wish I could be there Monday when you get buried in Arlington National Cementary but know that I'm EXTREMELY proud of you, it is such an honor to be buried there. You are a true hero NEWS COVERAGE: 2/23/07 EAST HARTFORD (AP) - The Army's elite White Falcons was a regiment built on readiness, able to deploy within 18 hours of notification and parachute in among the enemy Sgt. Richard L. Ford, of East Hartford, joined the Fort Bragg, N.C.-ba
The Song That Sums Me Up At The Moment...
If you take a life do you know what you'll give? Odds are, you won't like what it is When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me? By the merciless eyes I've deceived I've seen angels fall from blinding heights But you yourself are nothing so divine You're just next in line Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you Their odds will betray you They'll never replace you You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you It longs to kill you Are you willing to die? The coldest blood runs through my veins You know my name If you come inside things will not be the same When you return to the night If you think you won You never saw me change The game that we have been playing I've seen this diamond cut through harder men Than you yourself But if you must pretend You may meet your end Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you The odds will betray you And I will replace you You can't deny the prize it
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Stop Her Now - Joke
Couldn't pass sharing this with you all.... (as posted on Joke of the Week Submitted by Kline in Austin, TX A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment then replied, "a martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best Martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of Relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc... The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please." Again it was superb. The robot again asked "What is Your IQ sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So t
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehe...... 5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 6. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 7. Why is it called building when it is already built? 8. If a book about failures sells, is it a success? 9. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? 10. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? 11. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???
As I sit here and slowly close my eyes I take another deep breath And feel the wind pass through my body I'm the one in your soul Reflecting inner light Protect the ones who hold you Cradling your inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Tragic visions slowly stole my life Tore away everything Cheating me out of my time I'm the one who loves you No matter wrong or right And every day I hold you I hold you with my inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Where do we go when we just don't know And ho
A Very Busy Week
I think we've got a lot accomplished this week, despite the chaos that is everyday life. The Honda is fixed thanks to my boyfriend's hours of troubleshooting and rewiring (cross your fingers on this one), I found my old cell phone to give to a friend in need of a phone, we got the front hall closet empty of moving detritus and full of proper hall closet stuffings like coats and shoes and a vacuum, I got to see a good friend twice even though she was only in town for three days, I posted a pretty kick-ass update to my website, and I've been offered a new business proposal to think about. I'd say this is a pretty good "Done" list considering it's only Thursday. Go us. :)
Trying To Run Away...
Burning, Beating, Fleeing, Trying to run away, Doesn't help the pain, The pain doesn't wear away, This hurt is a deep wound, A wound that won't ever fade, Because it's so deep, Deep enough for the earth to fit in, Deep enough that the darkness swallows you, Darkness, a word of despair, Despair that falls to depression, What is happiness? How can you feel it? How can you sense it? Experiencing it, a life of trouble, Lost to gain, Gain to lose again, Happiness? Happiness is only in those of the strong hearted, Darkness lurks in those who are weak, Weakened by a wound of hatred and pain, Why won't the pain go away? Why can't the earth stop spinning? Different questions but the same answers, Pain, Ache, Hurt, Mean all one thing, I have to go, Need to be gone, Those in the world whose hatred goes to the edge, Won't have to feel the pain anymore, Anymore without a doubt, Gone mad with hatred, Hatred towards another, Go
Dead Tomarrow
Dead Tomorrow All so Hollow Dead tomorrow You gave me this pain. You can’t take it away. Flies will lay their eggs. A crooked smile Hollow eyes So long, so many lies. A victim of our demise Glass, I have become. All so hollow Dead tomorrow I never wanted this. Cold was our last kiss Nothing, I have become. Love it when I bleed. Watch me beating me. Broken, I am. Drift away In a world of decay Dead so long Hollow stayed Torn inside With a crooked smile Hollow eyes Dead again Full of sorrow Dead tomorrow Killed what you can’t fix. I loved you, I love you. Look what you did Never, never wanted thi Suicide Saints Music 2007
HOLY CRAP ITS NOT DONE SNOWING YET! allday its been snowing. we already hat a foot of snow. and now WE GOT AT LEAST 3FEET OF SNOW ALREADY I MEAN HOLY CRAP! update now got 5feet of snow
Wings Of Dreams
On the Wings of Dreams I'm flying free with a dreamer's dream, To a land without fear, darkness, and doubt; Where shadows and hauntings of all time and space, Are rainbows with colors that endlessly grace... happiness, hope, and all joys to embrace. A land with no storms, without pouring rains, where changes abound and great comfort remains; Where all hate is replaced, all questions erased; Where new memories are shaped, with wonderous light... of romance and love, before out of sight; A dreamland of heaven without jaded thought, where butterflies are free, their colors uncaught; With milk oceans to see, fresh air to breathe; Countless flowers and trees, fragrancing the soft whispering breeze. No more webs of deceit, where lovers have fought; No battles of hopelessness, where all love is lost. Maybe our dreams hold the land of our thoughts, Or maybe our hearts have learned lessons well taught. It is the stairway to heaven, this dreamland we seek... Hop
Since I can't make a MUMM here we go... Stop by and say Happy Birthday to Matt... he's amazing and March 2nd is his birthday, just let him know people are thinking about him on his special day!! the bull god@ CherryTAP
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Need Your Help!!
Please help me win this tattoo contest. I would appreciate any and all help that you guys can give. Just comment bomb the pic. Thanx in advance!! Click the pic below:
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I Love You Babygirl
For you I would climb the highest mountain peak swim the deepest ocean cause your love is what I seek For you I would cross the rivers most wide walk the hottest desert sands to have you by my side For you are the one who makes me whole you've captured my heart and touched my soul For you are the one who stepped out of my dreams gave me new hope and showed me what love means For you alone are my reason to live for the compassion you show and the care that you give You came into my life and made me complete each time I see you my heart skips a beat For you define beauty in both body and mind your soft gentle face more beauty than I'll ever find For you are the one god sent from above the angel I needed for it is you who I love I love you Rachel
13 Days In The Hospital
Hello to all my friends here at CherryTap. I just got home from the hospital today March 1st. I had been given and antibiotic with sulfur and I am deathly allergic to sulfur. I was rushed to the local hospital, and I was there from Feb 12-March1st. It was very scarey at first but the hospital was able to keep my stable. I still have further test that needs to be taken but they will be on out-patient level. I am so grateful to be alive. I have a steel plate and screws that will have to be removed from my leg, eventually, but for now thay are concentrating at keeping the infection in my leg from not spreading to the bone. Well anyhow...It's great to be back home and with all the great people I have met here on CherryTap.I just have to take it easy. Thanks for all the prayers. Lady Di
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Karma Continued..... A Piece Of My Mind Tonight... Nothing Special!
Life's Mirror
There are loyal hearts, there are spirits brave, There are souls that are pure and true, Then give to the world the best you have, And the best will come back to you. Give love, and love to your life will flow, A strength in your utmost need, Have faith, and a score of hearts will show Their faith in your word and deed. Give truth, and your gift will be paid in kind; And honor will honor meet; And a smile that is sweet will surely find A smile that is just as sweet. Give pity and sorrow to those who mourn, You will gather in flowers again The scattered seeds from your thoughts outborne Though the sowing seemed but vain. For life is the mirror of king and slave, 'Tis just what we are and do; Then give to the world the best you have, And the best will come back to you.
Camaro Project!!
Finially I am able to post more pics of the camaro that I was working on. So check the pics out, rate them, and let me know what you think. That is all for now. Stay tuned for more later.
How Am I Suppose To Let Go..
Day or night you say its me you love... Yet, you set her on a pedestal up above. You tell me how you've been thinking about us. And I see you look her like she's the one you lust. You said its only me and you forever. She laughs and says that will be never. You've repeatedly tell me you're my man. Lately that she's been talking to you, you don't give a damn. You say shes just a friend, But you two flirt constantly like there's no end. You tell me I worry too much, But she's all over your sack how am I not to give a Fuck? Is this a game you're playing with my heart? Because I'd been honest and loved you from the start. If you're going to be real Then tell me what's the damn deal? Tell me which one of us you want more, Is it me or her you truly care for? Do you honestly love me today? Did you mean everything you said yesterday? Tell me now what you desire before its to late. Before I feel trapped…tell me now cuz my heart can no longer wait!
Round 2
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When You Have A Dream
Ever notice that when you have A Dream,no matter how big or small it is,That the world around you Knows?You don't even have to tell anybody what your dream is,And at the time it seems like that is all there is?Everywhere you go,Every corner you turn,You keep being reminded of that dream that you have?It keeps following you,until you do something about it,Until that dream is fulfilled,I intend to fill my dream.
Make Me..
your kisses reign over me your smile lights my heart your touch leaves me wanting your eyes have me drowning your laugh has me smiling your body has me craving take me and lead me to you to kiss and caress dont leave me standing here alone and wanting make me yours make me smile make me laugh take me and do what you will to me make me call your name make me give you my heart
I Am So Unatainable
I just found out how unattainable I am today(because this is my choice does not mean it is wrong) ,I had 3 conversations today (with guys who i adore deeply)and found out I personally SUCK! (not in my eyes)omg how can you guys put up with a girl like me(WHO knowes what she is and choeses never hides how she feels) .I sensor your thoughts toward me(keep you in mind that we are just friends and we agreed on this) say you are not allowed to discuss subjects(like my sex life or religion if i don't want to or chose too) or ask certain questions(like, Can i have a nude pic because we a re friends ?) .God ,how am I too be a good friend(as i am with you now) when I cant even let you talk to me the way you want too(by crossing a line that we agreed on) .I give(frustrated) I will never tell any one they cant say what they feel toward me(i chose to keep my mouth shut till I cant hold it in any more) .I don't care how mean ,nasty ,perverted just say it(if you valued our friendship you wont cross t
Tips On How To Stop Smoking
Cigarette smoking, and even smoking cigars or a pipe, is one of the greatest risk factors for a heart attack as well as for stroke, lung cancer, and emphysema. Here are some tips to help you stop smoking: * Set a quit date. Smoking cessation is most successful when it's done "cold turkey," not by slowly reducing the number of cigarettes smoked daily. * Throw them out. Throw away all cigarettes and matches at home, in your car, and at work. Put away, or throw away, ashtrays and lighters. * Share your goal. Tell your family and friends you're quitting and ask for their support. * Avoid triggers. Avoid alcohol, coffee, and other triggers for smoking. * Set a no-smoking policy. Do not allow anyone to smoke in your home or car, and avoid other people when they are smoking. * Get tools. Take advantage of available stop-smoking aids, including nicotine replacements, drug therapy, and counseling. Less than one in 10 smokers is able to quit without s
She Won Whowo
Entry #1
Hello Children, It's been a while since I've had a little heart- to- heart with you boys and girls. The last couple of years have not been kind to yours truly. Much has changed since I've been gone. Nobody appreciates or respects a klown anyomore. That's alright though, children, and I'll tell you why. My absence has allowed me time to reflect, reflect on the past. I think back on all of my greatest achievements. The screaming, the blood, the looks of sheer horror as I claim one kill after another. Then I remember the time the bad men tried to take me away from you boys and girls. They tied me up and put in this dark room where laughing and smiling are forbidden. A place klowns like myself are considered to be a bad influence on other people. You what though children?? Those mean, grumpy, bad people in that dark hole learned to like me. In fact children, after I left, each one of those men wore a big, red, bloody, permanent, ear- to- ear grin. What I don't understand though, boys
some times things can be so good and yet inside your soo alone. but what hurts the most is when you try your best to get with someone and they play you for the fool you a fool should have just stayed away form her....but yet its not really my fault if she doesnt want me... just shows that im a fool for leting her got soo close to me... she doent even kno....but i think its all over now because im just so tired of getting hurt///feeling this way...i just wish something would change....mayb i shoudnt try to be with anyone because it might be best for me....well i dunno what i want just to be happy an have some one i guess.....mayb that day will come some time....
The 1st Ct Blog Of The Bratprince
SO!!! What to write, what to write???? Well, firstly, if you dont know me yet, I'm The BratPrince, and I host the insanely popular and cool show on known as The Leathür Lair. I'm on air every friday night at 11:00 PM CST, and I'll sneak in the occasional fill-in show, usually without warning. What else..... Well, after MUCH coaxing, I finally caved and got a CT account. And here I be. I've been known for some damn clever blogs on my myspace account. Im sure I'll have a few of those to post here as time goes on a bit. But for now, I think an introduction works, dont you? So... I suppose, for those of you who do not yet know me, ask me something. Who knows? I might just answer you....
Wanting & Waiting...
If you want something OR someone bad enough you should: "Go for it" If you don't go after what you want you may NEVER get another chance. Im talking male OR female if you want it bad enough why wait just freakin' "Go for it!
A Soldiers War At Home By Me.
One sunny summer day, a young man packed his things, He was heading of to the to become a soldier at fort benning. He said goodbye to all his friends and asked them to write. He kissed his girl on her cheek, and said he'd think of her every night. He called his mom to say "I love you and goodbye", Before he hung up the phone he begged her not to cry. He worked so hard all summer long to become a better soldier, But no letters came and the nights became colder. Four months passed, he came back home but things were not the same, His friends so distant from him now, they barly remembered his name. The love of his life ran off and fucked some other guy, "you werent around, I couldnt see a future," was her only excuse for why. Some people mocked him, pointed and scoffed so rudly, How could people be so cruel, he was only doing his duty. Live by the gun, die by the gun, that is what they say, He had a feeling he would go out with a bang, but not quite this way. He went into
softly and tendly giveing my love to you oh butterfly,butterfly i love you so on the street where we live people makeing love so you cant we why cant you and i i love you so whoa baby baby so whoa baby baby so whoa so whoa baby baby, softly and tendly am giveing my love to you oh butterfly butterfly please dont you cry cause on the streets where we live people makeing love so you cant we why cant you and i i love you so whoa baby baby so whoa baby baby so whoa so whoa baby baby, softly and truely am giveing my love to you whoa butterfly butterfly i love you so yeah! on the street where we people makeing love so you cant we why cant you and i,i love you so baby baby so whoa baby baby..........
March 2007 Full Moon Ritual
The following is a fairly good ritual for the Upcomiong Full Moon which falls this year on March 3rd (3-3). Although there are many who would argue with me, I would in the STRONGEST terms caution against using this or anybody's else's ritual verbatim. You have to make it your own. The imagry and symbolism must be something that creates an emotional response in you. Hey, what can I say,,, I am eclectic - LOL Blessings, Eugene March Full Moon Ritual Moon of the Wind Setup Items needed for this ritual include: A besom broom or a bundle of twigs, straw or heather; Six gemstones or crystals to use in place of candles for the altar. One in each color for directions/elements according to your tradition. Two white quartz or purple amethyst for the Goddess and God. Background March is a time to make ready for spring. Waters run freely from snowmelt, and bright yellow daffodils beckon the sun’s warmth. Nights are still tinged with frost, but it is time to begin prepar
Game Playing....
im not a shy girl who stays away from silly little games that all the boys play i play them too but i like to play hard teasing you properly i hold all the cards i'll tease and excite you when u least expect a little control freak on that you can bet hot wax and ice are the tools of my trade ill try to be nice with the whips and the chains a dark scary place is where i like to play if you think your game then just look my way its not for the fainthearted my devils playground i like to go hunting and not make a sound ill corrupt you little boys if you come play with me have you begging for more have you down on your knees my game is my own and one i play well be warned if u hurt me its your soul ill sell..
Please dont get upstet by me not repsoned to your messages. I have decided to take a break from everything and take care of me for once. I hope you all have a great weekend and I will talk to you soon. take care you all......... .
What Do You Do?........
what do you do when the one person you care about most in the world, the one you Love more than anything in the world, the one you would do anything for, give up everything for even your life cant find it in their heart to talk to you? ive watched you go through hell from afar, not because i wanted to, but because you asked me to. I couldnt bring myself to fight with you about it because even though i know its wrong to just let you walk away i had no choice, i couldnt hurt you, i couldnt fight with you or be angry with you even when i hurt the most. Ive never given up on you, i never will. I will always hold out hope that one day, youll miss me as much as i miss you, that everything we went through together will mean something again. You are still and always will be my best friend, the love of a lifetime, my better half, my concience, my heart and soul, my whole world. Maybe im foolish, maybe not. I believe in love, in trust and honesty, in all the good and bad that come from it, I bel
I Can Write...
With this blog, I want to talk about sex. Everyone says I have a perverted mind. It's always in the gutter as they say because I'm always saying things that are perverted, or pointing out a perverted reference to something someone else says. It's just how I am. I don't have much experience with sex. Sure, I've had phone sex a few times. I've cybered. It doesn't mean anything though. I've only had sex once in my life, but the truth is I'm just a regular man just like anyone else. I do want it just as bad, if not more, and I do get horny a lot. It's not so much that I'm waiting for the right woman to come along, but it's mostly that the women who want to give it up to me, I don't want THEM, and the ones I DO want, don't see me in that same light. They see me as a friend. That's my biggest issue. My personality makes it hard for me to be in a relationship I think. Women see me and they know the type of friend they have in me, as opposed to actually feeling an attraction
I Think...
What is it that I think? I think that many things oare overlooked these days. Simple things. Flowers, a blue sky, a firey orange sunset, the sound of childrens laughter, the smell of a fresh cut summers' lawn. How many of us are overlooking such simple things? I bet almost all of us are. Yes I admit that I too am overlooking so of lifes simpler things, but I'm also trying to be more aware of them to. I don't know, I guess I'm trying to enjoy things more. That's all for now on this, I just thought that I'd share a few things overlooked. Thanks. Nutty you Moon Godess. ^.~ Thanks to you especially. ~Mr. M
Oral Sex
I don't understand women on this either, almost any woman could walk up to any guy and offer to suck their dick, and more than likely they'll do it, but if any guy were to walk up to any girl and offer to lick their pussy, they'd most likely deny them. I want to make girls cum with my tounge! Why is this so hard to do!!
Part 3
I'm just going to keep posting more until you all get sick of reading them. LOL Uncertainty Conflict springs eternal between the mind and heart. Weighing on my conscience and tearing me apart. Cerebral civil war, dividing left and right and I just can't decide which side I think is right. A tempting dilemma, the choice that I've been shown. Comfortable safety or passion yet unknown. Whatever I decide. No matter which I choose. However much I gain, still more I stand to lose. Engendered Misunderstanding contrast and perceiving opposition, what should be complimentary turns into competition. No way to communicate, the rhetoric is just too loud. No way to strike a deal when compromise is not allowed. Any hope for a real connection, plagued by cynicism and apathy. Just battles in a cold war that was never meant to be.
Why Waste Time
Why waste time doing the things that dont matter? i am going to touch this topic later!!!
Had To Take This Post.......i Agree(some Wemon R Like This~!!)
So fucking true. When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to s
at 2 pm today... my vacation starts im so happy and ready for it... so i wont be on here until like wed or thurs... so ill get back to you then... for those of u who have the digits.. u know what to do ...florida here i come!!! HOLLA.
Y Does Love Hurt
y does love hurt? huh? does any body really no y love hurts us like it does? does any no what would could really be going through that person head at this very moment in time? no i don't think anybody would no exactly how im feeling about my x girl friend! i loved her with all of my heart! we had been dating 8 months! 8 freaking months! and she dumps my ass the day before valentines day after giving me a dozen red roses!!!!! people its fucked up how a girl like her and a girl like me even meet or even date. i wasn't a lesbian! i was straight!!! i wasn't what a lesbian would even consider dating! they would say that i was straighter then straight line! well guess what im not that lil girl any more! i love my pussy!!!! i do! i love women! yea i want to get married and have kids some day but i aint giving up dating girls just because im married. but when the kids come then she and i will tell the kids that she is a friend of mommy's. but the older they are going to get the smarter they ar
so im fairly new to this site and i was wondering how to get more cherry points and bucks and move up in levels fast without having to purchase anything by credit card cause i dont have one so if anyone has any hints for me please message me thanks you friend mike
so last night was a total fucken blast lol, I went and made some more new friends and they are kickass! There not stuck up like some of the other women I have met down here. I love christy so much she is such an awesome friend I should really be thanking her cause I met these people threw her. So anyways it was 4 of us girls last night and oh my hell I dont know bout them but i was drunk I dont mean like puke drunk i was more like gigglely, goofy, cant stop gabben drunk lol. I had some really good rum shit that i am now addicted too lol idk kI am hungover and cant go back to bed lol.
Updaate From Doctors Office
well Zavyir has a sinus infection. the doc said he is so nasally blocked that hit is comming out his tear ducts. Also he has asthma so now we have nebulizer treatments 4 times a day
Well I have been sick these past few I have a fever, and awake cause I can't get comfy!! UGH! I hate this feeling! It's 4:20 am and I feel like crap...sorry if I have't sent out comments, and thank-you to the ones who have checked on me...I as well miss my best friend...Kaos:( again ugh! Much Razor
Can Cats Read?
You ever wake up and the cat is reading the paper or gazing in a floor full length mirror at itself? That’s freaky deaky stuff there. Now I have seen the cat look into the mirror before but, I always shrug it off as it sees itself and thinks there is another cat beyond it. Now this is no normal everyday lazy cat. This is the cat that was a chew toy between Liz and Chubs when Liz was like …I believe 2 perhaps 3 years old. Yes I am talking about Wenceslas, yeah that is not really her name. The kids named her Cuddles. But this cat is not a cuddles type cat, she knows it and I know it, so although she comes to both names (actually she would come to anything you called her if you are holding a mouse, well YIK! Or say a piece of fish) she humors the kids by coming to that name. I rescued her from Chubs grip and thumped Liz on the ass for tugging on the other end of her so she has always had a special bond with me. Ask who’s cat she is and the girls will always say “You mean Rat-Cat, she is
149 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Making Puppies
Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two dogs mating. Johnny asks his father, "What are those dogs doing?" "Well they are making puppies," his dad says. The next day they see the same dogs mating and already Johnny says, "Hey they are making puppies!" That night Johnny walks in on his parents having sex. Curious, Johnny asks, "What are you two doing?" "Well we are making you a baby sister," said his dad. "No no no" yells Johnny, "roll her over and make me some puppies!"
Redneck Vasectomy
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough little hillbillies, as they could not afford a larger bed. The husband went to his veterinarian (of course) and told him that he and his cousin-wife didn't want to have any more children and asked what could be done. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was expensive. "A less costly alternative is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and holding it next to my ear and counting to 10 is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, p
Country Style
A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style." "What’s country style?" asks the city boy. "Out here in the country," the farmer says, "when two fellers have a dispute, one feller kicks the other one in the balls as hard as he can. Then that feller, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can. And so forth. Last man standin’ wins the dispute." Warily the city boy agrees and prepares himself. The farmer hauls off and kicks him in the groin with all his might. The city boy falls to the ground in the most intense pain he’s ever felt, crying like a baby and coughing up blood. Finally he staggers to his feet and says, "All right, n-now it’s–it’s m-my turn." The farmer grins. "Aw, hell, you win. Keep the duck."
The Talking Animals
While out walking one day, a young boy met a redneck riding along with a dog and sheep and began a conversation. "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" asked the boy. "Stupid kid," said the redneck. "Dogs don’t talk." The little boy ignored the redneck and talked to the dog anyway. "Hey dog, how’s it going?" "Doin’ all right," replied the dog to the redneck’s amazement. "Is this guy your owner?" asked the boy. "Yep," replied the dog. "How does he treat you?" asked the boy. "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." With that, the boy asked if he could talk to the redneck’s horse. "Stupid kid, horses don’t talk," replied the redneck. The little boy ignored the redneck and talked to the horse, anyway. "Hey horse, how’s it going?" "Cool," replied the horse. "Is this your owner?" asked the boy pointing to the redneck. "Yep." "How’s he treat you?" asked t
Moms And Dads Check This Out! Pass this on When you visit this site you can enter your address and a map will pop up with your house as a small icon of a house. There will be red, blue and green dots surroun di ng your entire neighborhood. When you click on these dots a picture of a criminal will appear with his or her home address and the description of the crime he or she has committed. The best thing is that you can show your children these pictures and see how close these people live to your home or school. This site was developed by John Walsh from Americas Most Wanted. This is another tool we can use to help us keep our kids safe. Please pass this on to everyone!!! This site does work - it's scary!!!
Weekend Greatings
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Saying Hello
I haven't been able to comment on the fact that I have been working from 9:00 in the morning till 11:00 at night and have been dead tired. I haven't forgotten about anyone and am sory that I haven't been able to comment. Please forgive me
A Naughty Quiz
I filled in all the questions myself, but feel free to reply and let me know your answers (to me) if you like! 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? yes 2. Do they know it? some 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list? yes 4. Do you like making love or having hott sex? depends on my mood 5. Have you ever had a 3 some? yes 6. What is your favorite position? missionary & doggy 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? N/A 8. Give or receive oral? both 9. Kinky or sneaky? hehehe ... both 10. Loud or quiet? usually loud 11. Ruff of soft? depends on the mood 12. Foreplay or not? yes, please 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? yes 14. Spank or be spanked? be spanked 15. Condoms or not? I'm married so I don't have to worry about that anymore 16. Masturbate or not? yes 17. Role-playing or not? some 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this? what do you think?
Salute Photos
What is up with the salute photos anyways? I mean mine keep getting rejected and I don't know why....can everyone come check them out and let me know if they think they are any good? I've got one on my default photo album and two more under a file called My Salutes..... Thanks In Advance, Harley Fay
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
College English Assignment Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix. The professor told his class one day, "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been
Snowed In.
I'm snowed in, and my Sweetie won't be home for a couple of days. He's a truck driver, on the way home from the West Coast right now. This has been a long run, thanks to the weather, and I'm getting a bit antsy now.
Lol A Moment
so i went to my friends last night or rreally early thismourning and on my way homei didnt take the freeway cause traffic and construction so i took side streets and shit and so i ended up poopping out at the orange circle and this guy in a car at a four way stop lookd like chuck so looked at him he yawned and then noticed i was looking at him and smiled it was silly .. you ever have those moments ... its freaky lol maybe im just wierd .... anyways my tummy hurts so im going to sleep
The World As I See
Today i went for a job interview. doubtful ill get the job knowing i dont have a sqeaky clean mvr. but who cares. at least i went to try for the job. the world as i see it right now in america are big pussies. people robbing store cleaks at a convience store and customers refused to help the clerk. lets also thinks about the planes of 9/11. the 2 the hit the building actually. all those people on those planes were pussies. think about it. those hi jackers only have enough bullets for a few passengers. there would be no way for those hi jackers to take on 300 passengers. no way. this is my opinion and my right to say so. people have got to get over their fear of dieing someday and face it. you only have one life so what. if you on plane that just got hi jacked you better stand up and beat the crap out of them. doint wuss out and say i cant do it. if you wanted to live you will get up and do somethig if it gets you killed then it was your time to die then. i live my life the way i can wi
My Shoutbox IrishBull: where you from? IrishBull: know so ->IrishBull: you think so? IrishBull: you need to find the right guy ->IrishBull: yep IrishBull: really ->IrishBull: no I hate it IrishBull: yes you do, you love to fuck don't you ->IrishBull: yeah? IrishBull: you look naughty Amber Do people think they're actually going to get somewhere with this??
What We Believe....
Forever Man
My Cherry Blast??
My guy and I both had Cherry blasts the last 24 hours. I saw his several times. "Tug" is his screen name. But I never saw mine and neither did he. Have any of you seen it by chance? I just want to be sure it was actually out there. There are people's cherry blasts I saw 30 times pop up yesterday but not once did I see mine.
A Reminder
This is a reminder to myself for my next blog topic: The hypocrisy of being oneself in today's world How the neglect and denial of who a child is can ruin their self esteem and their life. § Jessica § Okay, so yeah, this one took me a while to get back to. I am no longer in the class that lets me get on the computers everday, so that is why I am not online as often as I would like to be. So anyway, here we go. The phrase, "Be yourself." What does this mean to you? To act the way you want, no matter what anyone else says? Or does it mena to be yourself, but limit it to whatever degree necessary in order to fit in? Or does it mean foolishness to you? That those that are themselves and not who people want them to be are freaks? To me, it means the first, though those options are only a few of the countless interpretations of that saying. Damn it... class over again. § Jessica §
A New Mumm Ladies
I made a new mum please check it out when you got a chance im curious what you all think
I Am The Tech-girl At Work...
Okay….this is a story worth recording if only for the amusement I’ll get out of reading it later on in life. I called in sick to work yesterday and spent the day sleeping. That was probably good for me. When I came in this morning I saw the copier in pieces with a note on it that the repair guy would be coming later today. There was black toner everywhere, including on the carpet. I remembered that on Wednesday the machine had said he toner was low but since it was still working I didn’t change it. For those of you who don’t know I’m the one that is usually called on to change the toner, the drum, fix paper jams, fix computers and so on. No problem usually. It takes me all of maybe 2 minutes to change the toner in our copier. Take the new toner out, shake it, pull the old one out and put it in the box, put the new toner in and the pull the plastic tab as it goes in so that toner doesn’t spill. That’s it. The instructions are on the machine and on the toner box. Simple,
Horror Picture Contest
I'm going to hold a contest that will start on March 12. Looking for horror pictures for use on my website, Enter any type of pic you like, make it or find it, it just has to be horror themed. The top three entries will get gifts...I'll determine those later, but my last contest I awarded a tropical vaction and two rolexes, prizes will be much bigger this time, and the winners will recieve alot of promotion for their page on the playground as well. Just pm me and let me know what pic you have to enter. It will be a comment bombing contest.
DARKNESS. Cast into the Shadow of Darkness, Fighting to be free from theses chains of Shattered Dreams and Broken Promises. A fire that once burned out of control, Now burns in the hearts of others. This man only survives through a light and energy of something that seem so close but is so so far away. He reaches to the light, but is condemned to the Shadows of Darkness. Confined in these chains of Shattered Dreams and Broken Promises. I know this man of Darkness. I am this man! Freedom is my Battle cry... Fighting Rebellious Eternal Existence Destiny Of Mankind
October And Me
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!" "Blow jobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "Wh
Smiling And Waiting
Down the aisle Decorated in white I'm smilling and waiting for you Friends and family guard the path leading you to me still smiling and wating for you Music plays your friends walk in Smiling bigger waiting for you Suddenly my breath is taken seeing you my knees start quaking smiling and waiting for you Stunning vision dressed in white walking on her daddy's arm you see me smiling and waiting for you Every step bringing me my life still smiling and waiting for you suddenly by my side my chest swells with pride here i am teary eyed knowing that I have my bride at the party thrown for us everyone fights for your time I stand there watching you my wife smiling and waiting for you I will be more than proud to go through the rest of my life smiling and waiting for you.
Weekend Plans....
So this weekend well tonight... I'm being dragged into a threesome kind of, which is starting to piss me of. It seems like Azzie only wants to play with me when there are other chicks in the room. I am so not in the mood for a threesome tonight... unless... well we won't get into that unless. He wants me there but I am not in a pussy licking kind of mood... maybe that will change but I am still seeking other things to occupy my time tonight... but I have a feeling everyone has plans. Such is the story of my life... Meh...
Since No One Will Read My Bulletins...ill Put It In Here
sooo im sitting here on my little break telling you people what happened lol i get woken up by my mom saying theres a flood in the basement and now i've been working downstairs for the past 2 hours soaking up towels and wringing them out into a pot. Isn't this just wonderful!!! My whole day is going to be down there UUGH! WELL love you all but i gota get back to work!! Leave me some loooove!! ~Christine~
Why do I see on alot of the profiles of the folks who have like 9 million friends and a zillion points, saying FAN ME first THEN add me. Does the order in which someone does that have a bearing on the points you get? I don't see anywhere in the FAQ's about point amounts or any specifics, just a few things you get points for.
60 Things Guys Don't Want Girls 2 Know
-Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5're a HOE) --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-an d-then-have-her-rea lize-how-wonderful-and-nic e-you-are method. --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. --Boyfriends need to be reassured often that th
25 Things To Know Youve Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. >> > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. >> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. >> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. >> > 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. >> > 6. You watch the Weather Channel. >> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and >>"breakup." >> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. >> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." >> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids >>next door won't turn down the stereo. >> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around >>you. >> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. >> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. >> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's >>leftovers. >> > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. >> > 16. You take naps. >>
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My Best Friend
My friend You are the stars, you are the clouds, Where ever you are, I'm thinking of you right now. Your a hidden treasure, Placed inside my heart, my sadness's pleasure, When ever I'm about to fall apart. The wings to my angel, The light during my day, The picture that’s hang able, My thoughts when I begin to pray. The blood when I get cut, The tears whenever I cry, The friend that will get up, Whenever I want to die. The wind that blows the leaves, The air I breathe in each day, The memories that I keep, My thoughts that'll never go away. Your the story in my book, the painting in my memories, my hearts the one you've took, Now your setting it free. Your the friend I've always wanted, Your the love of my life, Your the person in my head, My Best Friend until I die.
The Girl at my door tears streaming down she feels no hope of a near future she is destined to deliver a message meant for us to see "Don't ever give up, no matter what is to be"....... ~Always Someone's Angel~
Can you feel what I feel? When I'm on the edge, my head spinning, hands searching for something, anything.. to clutch onto as you are pressed up hard against me? Do you look at me and think "I've created a monster" because I can't seem to get enough of you? Even as I lie up against you, hands trailing up and down along your stomach... stroking, caressing... Can you feel what I feel? The teasing torment as lips kiss your neck then sneakily make their way down stopping here and there in their travels... capturing your nipple in my teeth. Can you feel what I feel? I want to taste you, I want you to feel the heat... I want you to feel what I feel when you send me... spinning out of control.
A day of forgiveness is on a way a way of feeling the loss of something something dear and close to your heart your heart won't feel the pain of hurt the hurt that was caused by those around you around you now you only feel the warmth of LOVE the LOVE of those who are true to you true to you are the ones you have personally chosen personally chosen to have in your life forever forever through thick and thin no matter what no matter what I call these dear ones My Family and My Friends...... ~Always Someone's Angel~
Paranoid Pirates
[edit] Paranoid Pirates! sweet17: Hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding. sweet17: LOL bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me! bloodninja: This shit is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a fucking break bloodninja: I’m serious. sweet17: I don’t get it bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states sweet17: For??? bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing. bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are fucking sick.
The lover sleeps and amid his dreams. His angel comes on sunlit beams. To waken him with kisses sweet, For her love for him is oh so deep. She wakes him with her caresses light . Upon his skin and smiles so bright. And in her eyes, he sees the love ,she feels for him beneath the stars above. He comes to her to gently place, kisses upon her neck and face. To caress her body and touch her soul. For together two become a whole. the love they make is deep and true. And in this embrace their love renews. When all is done and all's been said, upon her breast he rests his head. And hears her heart beat for him alone, A greater love he's never known. ~~Samantha~~
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's
well here it is the big weekend i cant wait rose will be here soonto pick me up then i am on my way to meet the man i have fallen for on yahoo...wish me luck i have this feeling im going to have a manic episode lol
The Freedom In Knowing Body restrained - eyes unable to see Fingers and mouths enveloping me Sucking and biting, the harder the better My body is hot, my darkness is wetter Before I know it someone’s deep inside I move my body and relish the ride I haven’t a clue who this lover might be Never felt so alive, never felt so damned free Somewhere in the distance I hear someone screaming This is too good to be true I just have to be dreaming Multiple manipulations tasting and touching Hands and fingers probing and clutching Skillfully somebody slips in between Raising me up as if I were a machine Hands spreading my butt cheeks apart Pushing in deep I jump with a start Too much stimulation to wait any longer The orgasmic bliss is getting much stronger Trapped in this orgy with nowhere to run I’m a blood thirsty tigress who now needs to come Lost in lust and perpetual pleasure My body is like a new found treasure Open-mindedness can take you far There’s a f
Check Out Womens T-shirt Slogans
# I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. # Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it. # Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later. # Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? # I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and piss you off at the same time. # Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. # You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. # Don't @iss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. # Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares? # I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. # Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting. # I hate everybody, and you're next. # Please don't make me kill you. # And your point is . . . # I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. # All stressed out and no one to choke. # I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. # How can I miss you if you won't go away? # They aren't hot flashes, they're power surges! # Of course I don't look busy .
Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God answered, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be Special. I made Her Shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an Inner Strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a Hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without co
Generosity Of Lawyers
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?" The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that." "Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children." The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again. "Thirdly, did your research also sho
u are the one that makes me hope. the one that makes life easy for me. u are the one who makes life special in a hundred different ways to me. the one i love all throughout the year not just on special days. u are all i need to make life happiness. joyful,lovely,abondant,success,riches,full,through, u let me be number one when every one disapoint me. u makes me laugh when iam in sorrow. as happy as can be. for u are the very nicest geft. life ever brought to me. u are my diamond and gold. the very one i desire al the time. when i weep it toutches ur soul. u are the only one i need in life ever more. till death dew us seperate. u are my number one and non else. look for me and lets get joined in accord. so shall we see here baby.
Guide For Decoding Women
This was too funny If ya cant take a joke.. step off lol GUIDE FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: * 40-ish..................................49. * Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. * Athletic................................No breasts. * Average looking.....................Moooo. * Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. * Emotionally Secure..................On medication. * Feminist...............................Fat. * Free Spirit.............................Junkie. * Friendship first.. .....................Former Slut. * New-Age...............................Body hair in the wrong places. * Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s * Open-minded.........................Desperate. * Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. * Professional...........................Bitch. * Voluptuous........................
Why Is This????
i find this really wierd when ever i have a friend ask if i can give them a hand cause they are in a contest i go and help but when i am in a contest and ask for help no one comes to help me out. i posted a bullentin and not even one person read it. now that just shows me how many friends i do have on here. i'm not trying to cause shit but i think it's retarted that no one helps me out when i ask, but when they ask i always help them so i will tyr this one more time if anyone does read this i would love it if you could rate and comment my pic with my son in a contest just click on the link and i will make sure that i return the favor to ya. thanks everyone
I'm No Superman
It's an average day. I walk around And nobody seems to Notice the pain Carefully masked behind My face. If they only knew I wasn't as strong As I portray. I'm no Superman Behind this strength Lays a great deal of pain. I wish I could just Make it all go away. You say I am a girl Without fear. I beg to differ dear. Cause if you took the time To look into my eyes You would see the Fear I carefully try to hide. I'm no Superman. Behind this strength Lays a great deal of pain. I wish I could just Make it all go away. I'm no superman. Hiding behind my pride My thoughts I can not escape. Why oh, , why will this Pain not go away? How come you can't see This self-made disease That is plaguing me? I'm no Superman. My strength is the worst of me. Why? WHY CAN'T YOU SEE... That I'm no Superman?
You Know You're Old When...
Passing this along, made me feel old, lol. 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. >> > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. >> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. >> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. >> > 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. >> > 6. You watch the Weather Channel. >> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and >>"breakup." >> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. >> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." >> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids >>next door won't turn down the stereo. >> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around >>you. >> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. >> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. >> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's >>leftovers. >> > 15. Sleeping on the couch make
Good Times Bad Times.
Give me five good times you've had recently or over your entire life then five bad times. You can answer here or private message me.
Your mother came up to me She wanted answers only she should know Only she should know It wasn't easy to deal With the tears that rolled down her face I had no answers 'cause I didn't even know you But these words They can't replace The life you... ...the life you waste How could you paint this picture? Was life as bad as it should seem That there were no more options for you I can't explain how I feel I've been there many times before I've tasted the cold steel of my life crashing down before me But these words They can't replace The life you... ...the life you waste Did Daddy not love you? Or did he love you just too much? Did he control you? Did he live through you at your cost? Did he leave no questions for you to answer on your own? WELL FUCK THEM! AND FUCK HER! AND FUCK HIM! AND FUCK YOU! For not having The strength in your heart To pull through! I've had doubts! I have failed! I've fucked up! I've had plans! Doesn't mean I should
Well Its Friday So I Thought Id Do A Blog On Here
im gettin a tattoo soon,i just drew it out today,its a dedication to my mum n dad lol id rather get the tatt now n show them while they r alive...rather then getting it when they r dead n cant see it. i will post pics. imma give a shout out to the really great friends i have made on this site especially Dan to the Izzle lmao [inside joke] you all r so nice id also like to thank those who have rated my pics/commented/ and just showed allot of love so hope u have a great weekend..... xx Taisha
Groping In Public
I'm not joking when I say I do love to be groped in public. Trust me you rub my butt or squeeze my breast anywhere while I'm out and I'll thank you for it. Except when I'm with my kids. If I'm with my kids please don't lay a hand on me. Not just because its very creepy but its just not right. Past that though, when I go out, I'm usually dressed in such a way that you'll have plenty of access to any part you decide to touch. I love it always makes me wet. And if you want more than just a quick squeeze I'll usually let you. Will I go back to your apartment and fuck your brains out, probably not. But I'll do my best to give you a memory to jack off to later. have fun Maureen
Practical Application He' teaching her arithmetic, He said it was his mission, He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." And he added smack by smack In silent satisfaction, She sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, Without an explanation, And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication." Then Dad appeared upon the scene and Made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away And said, "That's long division!"
The Hunters Son
Not-So-Quiet Hunter's Son A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, “Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field.” A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. “What's wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet!” The son answered: “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here, or take them with us?' Well, I just panicked!”
My Beefs
your profile pic is the most important i think that your profile pic should be recent not the ones when you were sixteen. ithink your pics should show who you are, dont get me wrong all the hot pics i love them too. so my next one is about story telling k cool but if i wanted too hear bullshit i would go down too the local bar sit down with a couple of drunk buddys and see who had the best one hey i have come up with a few myself but thats all whiskey talk. so rule of thumb is if you want too gett to know me talk too me, were not sixteen anymore, hahahahaha every lady on my list thanks for letting me vent
Old Ladies And The Stroke
The Stroke. Three little old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, Bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Shattered Pieces
Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, Handing it to you, "Careful it's fragile, And easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart in Your tender warm hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces - on The floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, sorrow and Sadness in your eyes. Apologie are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes, I ask you not to pick up the pieces of a heart That has fallen apart. I am the one who needs to pick up the pieces of My shattered heart - one by one, piece by piece. I need to put it together again, some how, some way. Each piece of my heart has a memory so true. Each piece of my heart has part of you. You are the one who is leaving to start a new lease on life. I'll just be here on my knees picking up the pieces of a heart that feels like it's being pierced with a knife. All my tears won't keep you near, All my tears won't mend what's not here. Again I look at you with a whisp
It's second nature for you But its my first to make you my last one The last one in my life The first to make you cry So let's drink this bottle to the very last drop Tell me what you find at the bottom Don't say you forgot what I need Cause all I need is you Tonight, tonight I send out apologies Inside this car I'll fly over the edge And if I try to say your name I'll just bite my tongue It's your nightmare Make sure to handle it well Turn up your evil, turn down your care It's your nightmare Make sure to handle it well Turn up your evil, turn down your care Aboard this troubled ambulance The passenger is nowhere to be found I escaped What will they think of me? What will they think of me when, I lock my body in the trunk of your car? Put all the pressure to the gas Turn the autopilot on Let's see if we can fly tonight Tonight, tonight I send out apologies Inside this car I'll fly over the edge And if I try to say your name I'll just bite my tongue It
Life Path
Your Life Path Number is 11 Your purpose in life is to inspire others Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return. You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying. You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet. In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level. You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself. You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them. You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything. What Is Your Life Path Number?
The Mayonnaise Jar
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar... and the wine...: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes". The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents
This Snow
Yup, I'm going on hour 56 now of being holed up in my apartment. It has finally stopped snowing, but I haven't heard a plow go by in days, and honestly, I just don't really care to leave. Class was canceled Thursday night, and I did leave once to make a trek on foot (only about 3-4 blocks) to the grocery store to get some chips and pizza and the like. Thank god I remembered to get some beer on tuesday. There's nothing like sitting at your table sipping a Corona watching the blizzard outside your window rageing on. Oh well. As I've said to my friends, this is still nothing like I remember as a kid growing up north. But it's fun, none the less. So far I've read two books, watched a half dozen movies, cleaned my kitchen twice (it's amazing how fast it gets dirty again when you're not eating out every other meal!). I think I'm pretty much going to be here til monday morning, when I finally have to be somewhere. And thank god for the internet, and all you crazy CT people to keep me enterta
What Kind Of Soul Are You?
You Are a Visionary Soul You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness. Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul. You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable. Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings. You have great vision and can be very insightful. In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself. Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend. You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker SoulWhat Kind of Soul Are You?
Celtic Design Stash !
Hi all I've just added some pictures to my stash - celtic designs. So pop on over and take a look. Big hugs to those who have already shown some lurve ((((hugs)))) Love Lin xx
Vote For Me thank you guys
To What Level Of D
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)HighLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Hi, I Could Please Use Ur Help!
im in sexxy dad contest and im falling bhind. i could please use some votes. ty so much rexford!
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Dealing With The Burdens Of Life
then he shared some ways of dealing with the burdens of life: * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker. * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. * Never buy a car you can't push. * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. * The second mouse gets the cheese. * When everything's coming your way, you
Well Friday is here again..... another week gone a week closer to Spring thank god it can't come quick enough for me... haven't been doing a whole lot today did some chatting on msn, inbetween laundry and other housework which for some dam reason never seems to end grrrrrrrrr. Don't have much planned for tonight other than being lazy, and hoping for a nice weekend
I Hope You Dance
Banned From My Lounge
I`m Falling and I Can`t See the Ground:no wonder i dont come in here anymore its turned into a cyber room - fucking hypocrits im unsubscribing delete | ban Apparently she thinks talking sex or flirting is wrong and nasty.. and yet.. she came into my lounge every damned day doesnt say a word.. Nothing. Now she complains what they talk about in my lounge.. She doesnt have any right what so ever. Stay out of my lounge Renee.. you aren't welcomed anymore!!!!Good riddens!
I Had To Post This Just Because
Everyone wants to help Britney Spears. You could feel the pain of every former and current fan of the pop princess when she shaved her head this past weekend. Since splitting from her husband Kevin Federline, the former superstar has gone through more media scrutiny than when she was with him. The stress of the divorce and having children had seemed to got the best of her. Spears checked into rehab this past weekend to escape the constant paparazzi and buzz that follows her on a constant basis. Now someone else is offering Spears another option. A hockey team of the American Hockey League wants to help Britney Spears. The Syracuse Crunch have offered Spears a quiet weekend getaway in upper New York. Front office members of the Crunch would like to extend the troubled pop singer and all expenses paid trip to the snowy city of Syracuse. It would provide Spears the opportunity to escape the constant heckling of the Hollywood paparazzi and offer her a great weekend away, highlighted wit
Raising The Curtain
I need to give credit to my cousin Dan'l for sending me the link to the website and the article entitled The Project for the new American Century from which I obtained this excerpt: "The People versus the Powerful is the oldest story in human history. At no point in history have the Powerful wielded so much control. At no point in history has the active and informed involvement of the People, all of them, been more absolutely required. The tide can be stopped, and the men who desire empire by the sword can be thwarted. It has already begun, but it must not cease. These are men of will, and they do not intend to fail." - by William Rivers Pitt ( Feb 25, 2003 ) For those of you who do not already know, I'm not the only one who believes that there's more to the war on terror than is being claimed. It is a sham with a far less than peaceful or defensive agenda. Make no mistake - the current foreign policy of the US is very much an offensive course of action. We must speak
Software Licensing
Why the hell does licensing need to be so damned complicated!? Microsoft licensing is confusing enough, and now I have to deal with Novell Groupwise and OES. With entitlements and groupings and license conflicts between GPL, LGPL, BSD, CC, and commercial licensing, this is giving me a headache... err
I Love This Fucking Song... It Made Me Cry Thinking For Someone Else
In the brightest hour of my darkest day I realized what isw rong with me Can't get over you. can't get through to you It's been a helter-skelter romance from the start Take thses memories that are Haunting me Of a paper man cut into shreds by his own pair of scissors He'll never forgive her...he'll never forgive her... Because days come and go but my feelings for you are forever Sitting by a fire on a lonely night Hanging over from another good time With another girl... little dirty girl You should listen to this story of a life You're my heroine-in this moment i'm lonely fulfilling my darkest dreams All these drugs all these women I'm never forgiven..this broken heart of mine One last kiss before i go Dry your tears, it is time to let you go One last kiss
Thank You
Come Rock Out To Djbartab In Phoenixxx Radio Rock Out With Your Well You Know The Rest
GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE I DARE YA!! DJ BARTAB IS GONNA ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!! JUST CLICK THE BANNER (repost of original by '!DJ Luscious Lucia!!Phoenixxx Radio!' on '2007-03-02 13:04:39') (repost of original by 'DJ Hyper Child ~~~ PhoeniXXX Radio' on '2007-03-02 13:05:26')
Ratings Of Pics
Ok here I am again. lol. Well i have a question, does any one really pay attention to pictures or do they "just rate them". I would like to think people actually respond with true and honest rates. See I keep getting tens and, Well frankly I dont see a ten If I were to rate myself. Lets see if any one pays attention for the ones who dont i guess you will have to go back and look at my pics again. Just going off my pics and not my info who out there would date me. I dont mean just one time going out. Any how if you think im crazy for posting this oh well. I wanted a different perspective on this matter. Thanx 4 reading and feel free to make comment I want u too.
Out And About....
I am in Cincinnati this afternoon. I decided tonight was the right night to go out and do something fun. After all the stuff that's happened to me, and that which happened to my friends, I need it. I will say this. My day became worse after I left. I had my cell phone fall out of my pocket and it got obliterated. so yeah, been a rough early afternoon and evening...
Please Show Your A True Friend
ok all you cherries out there. i have a lot of you on my friend list. this is your chance to proof that you are a true friend all im asking for you to do is click the link and leave 10 comments. that is all. 10 comments and that is all you have to leave. so please help a friend out. im trying to win a 30 day blast. so help me out. If you want to leave more than 10 that is fine. just let me know how many you leave and i will get you a gift.
new pics commmmmmmmment bitches:)
Iraq, A Guud Read!
Read all of this one, it is interesting!! Read down to the very bottom , IT GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS!!! you don't want to miss this! ((*_*)) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuch
How's everyone's days? My is snowy and windy!! Yuck....Have a great weekend everyone....I won't be around Tues the 6th and Wed the 7th, so send me lots of love please!!
Blue October - Hate Me
(If you're sleeping are you dreaming If your dreaming are you dreaming of me? I can't believe you actually picked me.) (”Hi Justin, this is your mother, and it's 2:33 on Monday afternoon. I was just calling to see how you ware doing. You sounded really uptight last night. It made me a little nervous, and a l... and... well... it made me nervous, it sounded like you were nervous, too. I just wanted to make sure you were really OK, And wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication. You know I love you, and... Take care honey I know you're under a lot of pressure. See ya. Bye bye”) I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again? And will you neve
How People Are
I may not be popular I may not be loved but deep down i know someone cares from up above people can be nice if they want friends can break your heart parents can take away which brings the love apart many things maybe said about you things that are not true but the more you pray and think about it it wont happen to you before you say anything to get someone mad think about it and talk to them to get them glad
I'll Never Be Your Woman!
Come With Me
Come with me and take my hand Walk with me through the sand. Tell me your love is true Cause baby I'd do anything for you. Hold me close and tell me, Sweet That it's me that makes your heart beat. Smile at me and look at me In the eyes of destiny Come with me and never part Hand in hand, heart in heart. Lay with me under the stars Make a wish upon afar Wish to always be with me Cause together I see us be. I'm falling deep in love with you In the sea in which love is true Drowning quickly in loves' eyes Hold me close, confine my cries. Tell me forever you'll love me deep And hold me close when we fall asleep. If you know my love is true And forever I'll be in love with you Come with me and hold my hand.
You Might Be Going To Hell If....
you laugh when commercials celebrating Jesus appear on tv (especially when this previously stated Jesus appears in clay form....yes, clay form.)
Giving You My World
I'd open my heart for you If only you would care I'd give you the world, baby If you said you would be there I'd swim the longest river Or climb the highest hill Because the way I would love you Would show that I would always care I would be everything That you could ever need I'd shower you with affection That showed how much you mean to me I would give you all my attention And never put you aside Because for you baby You know that I would die I'd give you everything that I could And never take you for granted I'd love you till death and even love you after And through the hardships of life I would help you through Till my life is over I would do anything for you...
What I Miss Is...
It's strange the things I miss most about you The way you smelled How you looked good in blue How you'd walk down the hall and smile as you pass How we watched the fireworks while sitting in the grass. How good was the taste of your kiss How we'd lie in each other's arms enraptured in bliss The way I felt when you were near How after you left I cried til I couldn't shed another tear The way your arms felt around me so snug and tight The way you made my darkness turn to light How you used to make me laugh when I was sad How you helped me get through the good and bad How you said our love was true Is probably what I miss most about you.
Is It Just Me Or What??
I been on edge for some reason and wondering if I was the only one going though it? Could it be the weather? Hell I do live in Michigan and it changes every 5 mins..Works been geting to me. Dating has been a disaster Do to the fact were do you meet PPL besides Bars? I been finding myself asking why in the hell am I still Single? I have a Fulltime job, never been married,No kids Nice home..So I been questiing that as well..With my personallity I am accused of being a flirt..So freeking what big deal.I could be a prude...I dont know maybe its just cabin fever..but somethings got to change....ahhh Just Venting......
Pope Has To Have Sex
The Pope had been diagnosed as having a potentially fatal testicular disease and after treatment he was told that he had to have sex with a woman to confirm that the treatment had been fully successful. He called all his Cardinals together and told them what he had to be done and they agreed it was necessary. The Pope said he would go ahead with it but insisted on four conditions. "Firstly", he said " the girl has to be blind so she cannot see it's the Holy Father and tell the whole world" "Secondly, she must be deaf so that she doesn't recognize the Holy Father's voice and tell the whole world" "Thirdly, as a precaution, she has to be dumb so she cannot tell the whole world anyway" At this point one of the Cardinals stood up and said " Leave it to me Holy Father, I know just the woman for you" As the Cardinal was about to leave the Pope said " wait a moment, I told you there are four conditions". He beckoned the Cardinal over and as the Cardinal bent down towards him, the Pope whisper
Im Baaaaack!!!!!!
The Tear Stains From My Heart.
I must have cried a million tears, Since we've been apart. That must be the reason why, I've got tear stains on my heart. I pray someday you'll understand, And maybe take me back. Without your love to keep me straight, I'm a train without a track. I Love You so much it hurts inside. I need your guiding hand. I'm like a sandman trying to work, Without a grain of sand. I'm a wandering spirit in the mist, I'm neither here nor there. My heart is cold and empty like, A den without a bear. If I were a mighty buck, You'd be my only doe. But now I'm like a single arrow, Lost without a bow. Someday I'm sure I'll get over you, And I'll have a brand new start. But I know that time will never wash, The tear stains from my heart.
Life Indeed Sucks
ok so now i'm back at sqaure one...i have my place but no job in a hell hole... i don't know what i'm going to do i'm about to be drove fucking nuts and i have no one by my side. i really feel alone here in the world again..i wish i knew what to do but then i thought i had control of my life. i guess in the end it doesn't really matter how hard you try to keep afloat only how hard you crash. i want to wallow in my own self pity right now i want a shoulder to cry on and i have none i want and need alot of things right now that i can't provide or find. i feel forsaken......
A Day In The Life
well, today has actually been a really good day health wise. i have not had but one prob with morning sickness, i have kept down all my food, i have been tired but not totally drained and i am going to see my fiance in a little while. with our marriage coming up fast, on march 12th, i thought i would be the last person to have cold feet - yet i realize i have been engaged 4 time previously in my search for Mr. (or Ms.) Right and now that i found him in billy bob, it is weird and a bit scary. after all preveously i was always a bridesmaid, never a bride. not so this time around, but i am excited. nervous but excited and happy for this beginning with my billy.
Top Ten Ways To Make A Difference!!!
TOP TEN WAYS TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!! 10.Think before you act.* What you do affects others. When you think first, you are more likely to do the right thing and every one benefits. 9.Encourage. Encourage people and set a precedent for them to encourage others. One day you, too, may need encouragement. 8.Help others. Helping leaves a good impression on those you help. In turn, they are likely to follow your example and help others. 7.Be honest. A world without trust is a world without faith.* 6.Respect others.* 5.Be kind. * Kindness encourages others and offers hope. * 4.Be patient.**** Tolerance goes a long way and is usually greatly appreciated.*** 3.Care about things. If you care about things your actions will reflect that care. ** 2.Be an example. Tell and show others how to make the difference.**** 1.Love others. ****
Miss U
For My Harry Potter Movie Loving Friends
Radcliffe Back for Last Two Harry Potter Films Source: March 2, 2007 has confirmed that Daniel Radcliffe has signed for the last two "Harry Potter" films, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I am pleased to inform you that it has been confirmed for us by Dan's Publicist that Dan has, in fact, signed on for the last two Harry Potter films. Dan will begin filming in September on Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. He has also signed on to return and reprise his role as Harry in the very last film, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. This will "mark a place" in history for Dan and fulfill his wishes as he stated more than three years ago that he would like to portray "Harry" in all of the films. The fifth film, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, opens in conventional theaters and IMAX on July 13. "Half-Blood Prince" is scheduled for a November 21, 2008 release.
Your Hidden Sexual Talent
Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at
Perfect Strangers
My Condolences
come, now. i rant when i depress i say things that haunt for my benefit. it's the only way i feel i can get it out without pain or stupidity. never let anything i say get to you, because if i offend, i really only mean to let stress out.
What Is Your Sexual Zodiac
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at
Help This Girl Out With Prayers
Black Sabbath " Paranoid
On call with the ambulance tonight...6p-6a..tomorrow night too...
The Cure " Love Song
My Thoughts On So Called Amazing Facts!!
Amazing Fact Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Amazing Fact Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Amazing Fact The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Amazing Fact Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Amazing Fact Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Amazing Fact Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Amazing Fact Both Presidents were shot in the head. Amazing Fact Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Amazing Fact Both were assassinated by Southerners. Amazing Fact Both were succeeded by Southerners. Amazing Fact Both successors were named Johnson. Amazing Fact Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. Amazing Fact John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born i
Californiamoonkid Passed!!
SHE DID IT!! My fiance` passed her National LPN Boards! She's now a licensed NURSE!! WOOOHOOOO!!! Please stop by her profile and give her some love!! She goes by CaliforniaMoonKid here on CT! DemonStorm
Female Prayer
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
ok well i have noticed so many ppl stop in and look at your profile or pics or whatever they may be doing....Why not say hi? I cant figure that out what is the point of going to someones profile if your not gonna atleast rate it or say hi? Who knows why you went to the profile, but if you dont say or do anything then you never know if that person could become a good friend! I guess my point is if you stop in say hi, i love to meet new ppl! its not about the points or the next level, its about meeting great new interesting ppl! SO SAY HI!!!!! Kerry
What Happens When The Girl You've Always Wanted
What happens when the girl you've always wanted Breaks up with you? Are you forever haunted By thoughts of her with someone else? By the thought That never, never will you love like that Again? The jewel of day is gone. You see Bitter blackness until death. Ay me! What more can someone in such pain want Than death? The girl you've always wanted need not haunt You long. If she no longer loves you, then clearly She's not the one. The pain lasts only rarely, Because a healthy love, like any fire, Requires a match.
I dont know why but ive felt really upset all day. Well i do have an idea why but i really dont want to talk about it..I just feel alone.
She Pt 2
I'm standing in the rain, inside I feel this pain but its not intense enough to drive me insane. I follow my self to persue her though I know I'll get burnt like a moth to a flame. I look around, I try to make sense, and maybe even re-arrange but maybe nows not the time to look ahead at a family and make a change. I care deeply about whom I'll never have, nights trying to sleep, from time to time it'd drive me mad. Its got me lookin back @ the mirror to see, to question whats going on, to ask who am I, what do I see? At times I wish I'd died in a relationship, never survived to see it alone. Instead of lived single wearing puma cologne. Do you know who the perfect woman is? Who could she be? Someone who gives a damn, someone who can have deep conversations with me. Someone who'd do me no harm, tell no lie, and hold my hand in the hospital as I sleep in a coma for so long, never let go even when I die.
The Punishment Part I
He knew what Id been doing as soon as he walked in the door. He just had a sense for these things, or maybe it was the look of satisfaction I couldnt hide that gave me away. Whatever it was that led him to the this truth I knew the punishment would be severe and well worth it in the end. I was sitting on the stool in the kitchen when he walked through the apartment looking for evidence, but I knew Id removed everything just in time. I had seen him pulling up the drive just as the last of the wetness was wiped away. He searched the couch, the loveseat, the tables, and then went up the stairs very casually to inspect the bedroom. There was nothing to be found there either though, I know how to clean up a mess after so many years. He moved the blankets and pillows, lifted the mattress, bent over and glanced under the frame and satisfied moved on to the bathroom. He had to be a little more meticulous in here, it is easy to hide evidence in a bathroom. He looked under the sink, behind th
Because at work today I was ready to go postal on the chick in the cubicle next to me. Seriously repeatedly stabbing her was looking like a nice option...or maybe I could just borrow Dwayne's paintball gun. Ok back to your regularly scheduled programs :)
State Of The Television Address....
Im reposting this one from off my myspace blog... It was fitting the mood at the time, and it generated not only responses but some thought as well.... Monday, September 04, 2006 State Of The Television Address.... Current mood: Anarchistic Category: Anarchistic Movies, TV, Celebrities Yes, I'm back again for another round of obsurdities.... Usually I dont toss out too many blogs; yes I know there've been a few of late, but I'm not counting those "ASL" ones. Those are more for public humiliation and entertainment than for me to rant, although here and there I do in them.... But I digress.... This blog rant is about tv. Today, I was eating dinner very informally, sitting at the same table with my mother as she was watching the news. "Why is it called the 'news' when it's the same shit all over again?" I asked, not expecting an answer. You see, there can BE no answer to that. I live in the Chicagoland area. That means I'm within driving distance and media reach of
Drunk Contest To all the people who drink and have photos please follow above link. Thanks I am holding a contest for drunk pics, if you have one let me know and i will get you in follow the above link for info
I know this guy from school he is so kool an d also sweet! I just have been thinking about him because i cant be around my brother and he kinda reminds me of my brother his name on here is *Louisville Juggalo* Psycho Pimp of Dark Carnival check him out hes a pretty kool guy he has good love handles too lol
ok so the weathers horrible it hasn't stopped snowing since last night and they are announcing ice rain too the habs are already losing and their not even 5 minutes into the first period and im sitting here wishing i could be in a certain someone's arms but knowing damn well i cant be but from experience things will probably get worse :( wohoo for me well hope everyone else is having a better day then i am
I'll Wait For You - This Is For Someone U Know How U Are!
he snow in Montana was three feet high The lady at the counter said: There ain't no flights And so he called her on the telephone He said: I'll rent a car and I'll drive home And she said: I'll wait for you Like I did last year At Christmas time with your family here And your truck broke down out in San Antone And the gifts stayed wrapped until you got home Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you Now he's on his cell phone in a Coupe Deville Talkin' to the one he loves and always will His heart is breakin' 'cause she's there alone Her heart is achin' 'cause she wants him home She says: I'll wait for you like in '68 When our child was due, but I said, he'll have to wait Until his dad gets here and stands by my side Remember, Dear, our son's first cry Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you He didn't stop all day to eat a bite And he finally got there around midnight The doctor said, she's in a better place She said to give
Questions That Have Confused Humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto r
Bacon And Eggs
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you going to tell him, or sho
Dedicated To Battered Woman
I Got Flowers Today (Dedicated to all battered women) I got flowers today! It wasn't my birthday or any other special day: We had our first argument last night; And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt; I know that he is sorry and didn't mean to say the things he did; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day; Last night he threw me into a wall and then started choking me; It seemed like a nightmare, but you wake up from nightmares to find they aren't real; I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over, but I know he must be sorry; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! And it wasn't Valentine's Day or any other special day; Last night he beat me and threatened to kill me; Makeup and long sleeves didn't hide the cuts and bruises this time; I couldn't go to work today because I didn't want anyone to know, But I know he's so
Beer Is Good...
The perfect end to my week from hell is now in my right hand. Beer can make everything seem a bit better. I have been hitting the books every night for 4 to 5 hours after work this past week, now it is finally time for me to head out and let loose tonight. I hope everyone has a fanfuckingtastic weekend!
Ok so it just dawned on me.. I think all this time I spent hoping he'd come back to me...I was really just waiting for him to be happy. I'd been there for him through this rough time and it ..relit(for lack of better words) my feelings for him. And I realized...although I do love that man with all that I am..subconsciously..I was doing it so he would have somewhere to go to if he needed it. When in the front of my mind I swore up and down I could make it work again with him..and I don't think it will. I'll always be there for him no matter was different. The last conversation we had before today was almost a week ago and he was still having problems with the ex..and I told him he could talk to me about it if he needed someone. Well..I never got a call.. So today I text him and he's all sorts of chipper. Apparently he found someone and she's great. Well this news..hurt and relieved me at the same time. I was relieved more than anything, not that I wouldn't have to hear abo
After Parti
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Bad American
I LOVE George Carlin...he is just toooooo hilarious!!!!! YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave! I haven't burned any witches or bee
Sometimes I Amaze Myself
Today has been fucked in the 10h degree of fuckdome.Name something that coulda went wrong n it did. My car decided to catch on fire while I was driveing the fucker. It just had to start storming n not put out said fire but drench me as I'm walking to find someplace...any place that my cell well pick up signel to call for help. And I got into it with the lady I'm trying to impress...who also happens to be a flatmate of mine. Now she isn't speaking to me.*sigh* Top it all off with went to rehurse with the band...we go in the warehouse to find all our gere is under water & worst...rave's bass is missing. No,It couldn't be the cheep one. We're talking the one that's worth a great deal of cash. Telling her it's gone was taking my life in my hands esp since she's home from the hospital and moody due to haveing to stay in bed 2 weeks. I did. to my shock she just went"it's good n gone huh?" I went"your to calme" n I was told "ummm is this the bass in question?" and hells bells! the ver
Who Wants 2?
Who wants 2 go out with me? Im nice kind, loving, caring, loyal, honest, i am a virgin, but im not ashamed of it, i do know what im doin if i get involved in sexual activities. I do watch porn (you gotta learn somehow right?) Any more questions or if u want 2 go out with me??? comment here or give me a message. (NOTE: I am single, and i am lonely, but i did do this out of bordome lol)
They say if you don't like the weather just wait 10 minutes. So far today we have had snow, rain, snow, sleet, snow and thunder, sun shine, snow, sun shine and thunder, and now snow again..LOL.. Now doesn't that make you want to move to northern NY?? LOL
Like I Said'll get worse its still snowing there losing 4-2 and its almost the end of the second period and im still not in his arms :(
A Non-contest Contest
The nice part about this contest is that you're only a loser if you make yourself one! The only person I'm competing against is myself...for a 3 day blast! I need to get 6000 comments to get the blast. Would you mind helping me out a little bit? Even if it's only 5 or 10 comments? Thanks so much to everyone!
umm oh. time for questions what would u do if u got a ompalompa? fave cartoon show? fave adult swim cartoon? fave gameing system? fave game? fave pc game? fave food? and fave candy?
Reason I'm Not Here Lately...
soldier needs lots of sex, can any females help
Leveling Up
Hey Everyone! I need a little help leveling up. If you can spare a few moments, and you haven't already, rate my pics, and my stashes, and don't forget to fan me, and rate my profile! Any help will be GREATLY appreciated! Thanks! Billy
Hmm Guess What This Is Lol
Images twist and writhe in my mind, as I lay hoping for peace just once this time Shadows play tricks against my eyes, dancing on the wall as I become blind Time slips away and the dreams come again, coaxing me closer to a bittersweet end To make it stop would only bring peace, so I suffer in silence and go back to sleep
My Flower Name?????
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My Fantasy Name!!!!!!!
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History Lesson Of The 1 Dollar Bill
Did you know this much history is portrayed on the US Dollar Bill? The One Dollar Bill Take out a one dollar bill. The one dollar bill you're looking at first came off the presses in 1957 in its present design. This so-called paper money is in fact a cotton and linen blend, with red and blue minute silk fibers running through it. It is actually material. We've all washed it without it falling apart. A special blend of ink is used, the contents we will never know. It is overprinted with symbols and then it is starched to make it water resistant and pressed to give it that nice crisp look. If you look on the front of the bill, you will see the United States Treasury Seal. On the top you will see the scales for a balanced budget. In the center you have a carpenter's square, a tool used for an even cut. Underneath is the Key to the United States Treasury. That's all pretty easy to figure out, but what is on the back of that dollar bill is something we sho
So here iam once again at this blog thingy.....all i want to say is hi how r ya and just stoppin by sayin hi...yadda yaddda yadda bla bla bla.....bye
Aaron...go Navy!!! Enough Said!! :-)
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Ties That Bind, My Latest Poem
Ties to Bind In darkness I dwell Alone in my sorrow No man's touch can feel it No woman's ties to bind Love left long ago Ache, pain, despair Bide time by my side The moon is black The stars have all fallen Long dark roads await Which turn will take me away Take away the lies The suspicions The loneliness… Happiness A fool's goal A fool's journey The night stays dark The day stays cold The heart stays broken I stay alone
I Give Up With Women, My Heart Is No More, And I Trust No More
Right now I may have typos the tears just keeping me from even focusing and i do not care anymore. My current mood is so badly depressed nothign can cheer me up anymore. Why is it people lie so damn much to people these days, thing they will get asss, I am not about fucking to love one. I hate peopel telling me I look so god damn cute, I hate peopel telling me every damn compliment, then I find out one stupid chick is married who climed she wanted to talk to me, some other chick in chicago is like sleeping around with guys, possibly one guy i know at my school as well another was with there ex, weird thign that chick lived by my ex. Why can I not go back in time and hope to be stuck in a dmension where I am with my ex how I would give anything, even if a damn split second or minute to be with Ashley again, i just so damn heart broken now I just wish i was not even in this fuck up world anymore, just hurts, andpeople think this shit is funny, i just wish dreams come true, just
Freaking Dreams...
Do they mean anything? Can they warn you... Why do I have dreams where I or others I care about are in danger? And then soemthing happens... Xanax and Booze.... I'm partying like Anna Nicole Smith! Woot!.... You like my Body? (Shimmy Shimmy)
On Friendship
On Friendship An excerpt from "The Prophet" by Kahlil Gibran And a youth said, Speak to us of Friendship. And he answered, saying: Your friend is your needs answered. He is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving. And he is your board and your fireside. For you come to him with your hunger, And you seek him for peace. When your friend speaks his mind you fear the "nay" in your own mind, nor do you withhold the "ay." And when he is silent your heart ceases not to listen to his heart; For without words, in friendship, all thoughts, all desires, all expectations are born and shared, with joy that is unacclaimed. When you part from your friend, you grieve not; For that which you love most in him may be clearer in his absence, as the mountain to the climber is clearer from the plain. And let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. For love that seeks aught but the disclosure of its own mystery is not love but a net
You scored as Blade. Thats right you are the booty kicking you cross me and I will stomp a mudhole in your butt type. Sexy and a great fighter with mad fighting skillsBlade100%Dracula100%Marius83%Deacon Frost83%Spike83%Akasha83%Angel67%Armand67%Lestat42%Louis17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
Missouri Tornado
March 1st 2007 Missouri Tornado I could see this tornado yards away as I tried to get my mom up next door.It blew windows out of the house,trees over,damaged the motor home and a few cars of the owners place ( of the park we live in).Is what I was really seeing but didn't know it at the time.I have never been so scared in my life as I was today.I guess it's cause I had my son and was trying to get my Mother up,all I could see was this tornado coming right at us.. I never knew a Little 4 cylinder 5 speed could grab them gears like today.Was a much over whelming day.We had to out run the tornado but are safe besides my mind after all that. WEST PLAINS, Missouri (CNN) -- Storms suspected of packing at least a dozen tornadoes ripped through the heartland early Thursday, killing one person in Missouri, officials said. As the storm made its way across the Plains and toward the Southeast on Thursday, officials were still trying to confirm the tornado touchdowns and assess the damage
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To All !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would like to say thanks to all my friends and fans and family i would like to say thank you and god bless you in all you do ..thanks for being my friend ...and i would like to say anyone needs to talk i am here ...thanks becky
Butt Prints In The Sand
One night I had a wondrous dream, One set of footprints there was seen, The footprints of the Goddess they were, But mine were not along the shore. But then some stranger prints appeared, and I asked Her, "What have we here? These prints are large and round and neat, But much too big to be from feet." "My child," She said in somber tones, "For miles I carried you alone. I challenged you to walk in faith, But you refused and made me wait." "You would not learn, you would not grow, The walk of faith, you would not know, So I got tired, I got fed up, And there I dropped you on your butt. "Because in life, there comes a time, When one must fight, and one must climb, When one must rise and take a stand, Or leave their butt prints in the sand." Author unknown CherryTAP Blog by adorable male sub: Mistress Silver Wolf"s lil girl *jamie* **I found this in the blog of Adorable Male Sub and just had to add it to my own. Please feel free to stop by his page and show some love. He
Number 3
Your purpose in life is to express your unique self. You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life. Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen. A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party. In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire. While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play. And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings. Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let them
4 Points!!! Fuck!
all 16 levels on mario karts,alyssa n i had em beat them fukkin Dk comes along ruins the whole thing n we lose by 4 fukking points,im so mad it just ruined my night! yeh ok call me a fukkin nerd whatever,point being here.........DK will burn in helll!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As I sit here, Watching the world turn, Not knowing what to do; People tell me one thing, I see differently, Why do people take me as a fool? "Actions speak louder then words", As my momma always used to say; Sometimes I used to listen, But now, I listen to my heart, always..... Even to this day. Hearts do break, But they mend over time; Is falling in love, Such a crime? People are born, They laugh, grow, smile and play; I have seen a lot, Now I see things plain as day. Why do the ones we love die? I do not know sweetie, I look at it that they grow wings And fly. They are never dead; We will always keep them In our hearts and in our thoughts in our head. But we will see them agian, Merry meet, Marry part, my friend. ------------------------------------------------- I wrote this poem back on April 7th, 2006. I do hope you all who read this, like it. Rate it if you can, leave a comment on it if you can and want to. Let me know what you think about i
Help Please Very Confused
can anyone here please explain this whole ct marriage thing too me, and how it works, who yu see too get one done any and all info helpfull
Something I Wrote On The 28 Of Feb.
If I told you that I love you,what would you do? If I told you that I hate you,what would you do? If I told you that I want you,what would you do? If I told you that I crave you , what would you do? If I told you that I die for you,what would you do? If I told you that I kill for you,what would you do? If I told you that I believe in you,what would you do? If I told you that I need you,what would you do? If I told you that I write for you,what would you do? If I told you that I miss you ,what would you do? If I told you that I wait for you,what would you do? If I told you that I walk next to you,what would you do? That's all I got to say for now!!
Why Couples Don't Have Sex!!!!!
Why couples don't have sex!!!!! Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceilin
I couldn't think of the words to explain my feelings. I was so surprised that I then had the problem of to many feelings and to many words. But the words were to only one person, my sons bio father, and there were more people than myself to think about. I did my best and tried to unite a father and son, and brother to sisters and other relatives. I would have thought that his father would have done it, but I thought wrong. When that didn't happen I took it upon myself to introduce my son to his sister, I could have introduced him to the whole other side he never knew, but I thought his father would be proud to show off his new son, even tho his son is now 34. I threw away a single email that had all that info, I wish I could bring that one back! I have the satisfaction of knowing he talks to his sister sometimes, but still, only by email. I thought there would be happiness and wanting to share info, but I have a feeling no one was told that there was an older brother and only son. And
Drunkiness Mumbles!
I have amazing friends, my son is amazing.. my sweetheart is soo amazing and every day Im thankful for the laughs and joy he brings into my life, I love you Giacinto..
Do You Understand The Promise?
Open your minds and see with your eyes. Feel with your hearts and taste with your senses. Do not fall upon the wrath of my thesis and do not walk from your challenge. Pick up your sorrow and fight me you brute!.....Leave behind the gills of the carriage buckets, and crank the sail to the north bound earth. Sail your sleds in the side of my weakness, peel the nature from my origin. Keep what you have aside and never let go of the things I left you with. Between the isles of torn children and poorly grown adults, is the empty space between your ears. Love not the saddened wine spill left on your cuff, nor should you love the crumb left on your plate. It is not a commodity, its not a simple understanding.....its a promise. Trivial castings from a righteous scripture, is a bible not spoken in forms of heavens or hells. Its a pure open casket of fears and quams. Where is your place amoung the living?...this is the question of the next 5 levels of eternity. There is no room for mistaken j
New Here
this site is pretty damn tight. i just have ti get the hang of it.
Suicide Life is never good for me and this is what I wish you'd see. Just let me end it all for I'll be happy in the end, I'll finally be free. Free from all the pain and torment and the never ending battle. No more dealing with the arguments and tears, I'd finally be through with it all. You just don’t seem to understand that by keeping me here your making it worse. If I were dead and gone by now I'd be happy, I wouldn’t have this life, I wouldn't have the curse. I’m already considering doing this even without your consent. I know for sure that once its all over with my heart will finally be content. So here I am just sitting there, on my bed with a knife to my wrist. Please everyone don’t be upset, please don’t be pissed. You just need to know I love you all but couldn’t handle it anymore. Ok here I go, I’m doing this for sure. You just need to let me go to heaven now, hopefully God will understand and accept this. Just tell my kids I love them and I’m s
Today Was A Bad Day
today I was hit with hurt, sometimes I run into things that just bring me back to the day my son left, I was cleaning out some of the things on the porch and under a curtain that was tucked away was his little tool box, I looked at it for what seemed a long time and then I opened it, inside was his little plastic hammer, a nail and a plastic screw driver, I picked them up and I remembered how happy he was when he got them it was a random thing, a gift that was from me and his mom,my idea "the boy has to have tools" thing and then I thought what kind of person would he have been? Im sure he would have been a wonderful person with all the bull today pressure to do this and that I'm sure that he would have made a difference in this world he would have been someone important, cause he was important to me so after looking at the tool box I put it down where I found it covered the box and walked away. Tonight was weird I was flipping though the channels and came across "the ghost whisperer
My Nightmares
my nightmares: By bedrock I have thease dreams, I cant get them out of my head, I see the same thing over and over again, I see a women in a coffin, I see her in my nightmares when i go to sleep, and i see her when i daydream, As i get closer her face starts to appear, Oh my god i start to cry everytime, I noticed the women was her, The women i once loved, Who treated me like crap, My nightmares continue, All i think about is what i did was so wrong, I never lied to her like she did to me, all i said was i loved her and cared, the only way to not have thease dreams, is stop thinking about what i did wrong, I didnt do anything wrong, Loving you makes the pain go away, I have a new friendship, the nightmares have gone away, I can finaly sleep a peacefull sleep, Knowing your a real good friend of mine.
Last night was the worst. I couldn't sleep no matter what I tried. I counted to 100 then counted backward thinking I'd get so tired I'd fall asleep. Hell no I kept counting. Then I finally fall asleep like around four only to have my son wake me up. I brought him in bed with me thinking he'd go back to sleep quicker but he only flip and floped and thought it was time to play. I put him back into his crib only to have him scream. So I let him scream. Then my husband woke up to see why my son was crying and lay him back down. Would you know it, he lays down for daddy but not mom. I hate not being able to sleep because when you finally do fall asleep you're victim to whatevers around you.
During My Vacation...
I figured it would be a good time to dye my hair... I haven't done that in over 2 years. So I picked PINK!! and maybe with purple tips. I'm still thinking about that one.. I feel like my old self again.....
Good News = Bad Night
I had the worst day... I wanted to join the military to get a career, start life over, and meet new people. But that didnt happen! Im stuck in NJ failing school. Stuck here with the same people... and well havent really met anyone knew... Got in a fight with someone cause i took his beef jerky!!! I was gonna give it back.... Instead of asking for it he puts his arms around my neck and chokes!!! HE is so lucky I turn around and punch him in the face when he let go! He was an asshole the entire night to me! I had a really bad day. I asked if he could stop being a jerk and he wouldnt! So i got to the point where I had to be a bitch back. I offered him money cause he flipped cause i stole w/e dont take my money..... And before tonight I thought he was a friend..... but I never reallu saw "friend" I saw "you look like good sex". I swear thats all i am anymore and thats now who I want to be... I just want to be in a relationship and loved. I dont know if i even wanna be near guys anymor
The Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes)! And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart
Lost And Confussed
So her mom said she would be coming to get her stuff tommorow I dont know what happened and im not getting to many answers im hurt and lonely
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Men Are Like...
Men Are Like... ...placemats they only show up when there's food on the table. ...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion. helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. ...government bonds they take so long to mature. ...copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it. ...lava lamps fun to look at it but not all that bright. accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. ...high heels they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. ...curling irons they're always hot and always in your hair. skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs. ...handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
Growing On Me
When I first came to CT in October, I thought "well, there's no need for it since I already have Myspace". Most of my good friends are on myspace and I talk to them all the time. I post blogs there, so that they know how I'm feeling. Lately though, I'm going to admit, I'm hanging around CT a lot more. I met a couple of people I actually really enjoy talking to or sending messages to. Nice people. People who are easy to hang around. I thank you. I'm noticing I even have a few people read this. One of the thing I always emphasize on my blogs of Myspace, is that I'm always grateful to have someone interested enough in me to read my blogs and find out how my mind works. I may not be much to talk to face to face, but what I write here definitely reflects what's on my mind. It's a good release, and I must admit that it's better than playing Tetris. :) Cherry Tap isn't as bad as I once thought, once you get by all the popularity crazed people who only seem to live for r
"Slacker" Tech-N9ne [Chorus] Imma slacker, never did I have a lot of dough Imma slacker, smoking pot and watchin' videos Imma slacker, go whichever way the wind blows Those just tuning in I'm just letting' ya know That Imma slacker, every time I take a look around Imma slacker, stuck upon my face is a frown I don't do enough, I just fool around Ya'll can go to hell, how does that sound [Verse 1] Imma product of reganomics neurotic they sayin' I'm it, just got up inhaling chronic The oddest I'm staying honest I'm bout to make it famous So you can take that J.O.B. and You can shove it up your anus. I ain't never understood how the world works But I always understood why The girls twirk for a baller not a 9 to 5 Barely makin' it with disgust behind your eyes So I just grip my piece, rip off fleece Out to take yo lip off chief With my peeps we ruthless If you got money induce it, goofs get toothless We loose off 2 fifths, we useless I wanna kick it but
For My Ct Hubby~phantom~ & My Best Friend ~dr. Love~
You turned my darkness into light; You made everything all right. You picked me up when I was down; You turned my life around. If I didn't have you, what would I be? A blessing is what you are to me. When I needed you the most, you were there; Even if it seemed like you didn't care. When I didn't think I could make it another day, You chased all my doubts away. If I didn't have you, what would I be? A treasure is what you are to me. The world is full of many people, it's true; But there is only one of you. You fill my heart with love; You're a God-sent gift from above. If I didn't have you, what would I be? An angel is what you are to me. Lost and alone, I will no longer be; Because you are here with me. There is no reason to be sad; You've taken away all the bad. If I didn't have you, what would I be? A best friend is what you are to me!! this is just for you hope you like it
I remember back in the day, Running through dark hallways, Through dark rooms with ghosthands, Dragon skulls and snakes snapping at my heel. Holding my teddy tight. I went where I would've never gone, Running through the night, Running to the light. There was always another room with light. Holding onto my teddy bear. She always kept me safe. Oh! we'd be so glad when we made it to the light. So joyous that we made it through the imaginary fright. Now, Years later I'm still holding her tight. She helps me through the tough times. Keeps me safe from the night. 2-13-07
What's The Point??
Friends...what does that REALLY mean? I always thought friends were the siblings you never had,that you could tell them anything and they'd still love you, and no matter what - boys would never come between you! Maybe I was living in a false reality of what true friendship is. Maybe it's supposed to be great until one thing doesn't work out the way someone wanted it to and then the whole relationship goes to hell. I mean, seriously! Why does there have to be so much drama and bullshit!?! Can't people just understand each other and be patient and understanding anymore? Why is it that everything is going just fine, then the silliest comments are made, and when you are being honest with how you feel someone is there to rearrange your feelings and turn it into something so far from what it really is? That's how people get hurt. Because people have to second guess the truth. It's stupid. What's the point of spending your time on people you love, if eventually they'll just turn around and
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Please Be Patient With Me For Now.. Lol
Please be patient with me friends... I am new to this.. and will take me a bit to figure everything out. If I don't reply right away.. I will eventually. lol PLUS.. i'm out here in the woods.. still have dial-up internet access.. and it takes forever for stuff to load.. Amy
The Fool
The Fool I am him that plays the role but I’m whole and have a soul for control To stop the fool is to allow the fool to be and let go For you know, or it is known that the fool will continue to live on Foolish games that are played toyed with in a place voided with no trace of redemption Oh did I mention the fool is still a fool Or some relate to him as being a tool used and abused The ambition and wishing of things that are only listed in the mental Causing detrimental destruction paused in a drastic illusion of seduction Fools will be fools though I’m not the one called for hustling, rustling feathers hell the one to Go out into the bad weather to gather those things that you need But really it’s a notion to get the fool to leave At least that is what the fool has started to believe Or did he? Everybody plays the fool That shouldn’t be the case if it is it needs to be replaced with a new desire for life A new trace of who the fool really is or does he ha
Saturday, Test Two
Saturday morning came, with and unbelieveable urge to want to pee lol, so i grabbed the remaining test and rushed to the loo almost missing my chance to take the test haha, but lucky i managed, the test almost straight away came up with the same result, 2 very strong lines, YES YES YES i love it, im gonna be a mum, the feelings came back over me as i saw the lines getting stronger and stronger, awesome a rore of excited ment ran throughout my body, and i once finished i went out and told everyone and showed them the second test, altho not quite the same as last night i could still feel the excitment just oose from chris, at the thought of him becoming a father hehe . anyways once we had come round from waking up we had a coffee, and got our stuff ready for the journey down home, with excitment bubbling bt nervousness creeping up too, we set off on our travels home, i gave my mum a cuddle and kiss and told her i loved her and everything, then we set off home. once home i reali
" I Am A Man"
I Am a Man I am strong I am the poster of physically incredible I am strength The bulge of my muscles does not annotate who I am Nor my capabilities What’s really real to me is being humble, or life in itself will fall And crumble My determination to be the pillar is just the beginning Of my composition In the vanishing of time my strength begins to dwindle I tremble when trying to elevate my spirits For they weigh heavily. Gravity has become a factor, for no matter My physical strength on the outside My inner man appears to be weak Mother Nature has her grip on me, but still I remain standing strong Not being held back by my physicality but by my mental make My utter being, my heart, giving out the constant Sound of the beat of a drum, the beat of Love Surrounded by the honor which carries me, and the Integrity which keeps me upright and firm Driven slowly and continuously covering all aspects of life It is the strength from with in that cast
~ More Healing Thoughts ~
There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth: 1.) not going all the way; and 2.) not starting. Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills. An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
To A Special Person She Knows Who She Is
sitting here thinking about her all night. wondering what she thinks of me. if im good enough for her or not. if i can give her what she wants, a friend , wondering if i can treat her good. cant sleep at night cause i think of her all night
Come To Our Wedding Tonite!
~~ Come Join Us On Our Wedding Day ~~ When ~ Maria ~ Owner of A.F.H.~*~ and~*~ Founder of Angel Family~ ~*~Maria Soon To Be Wife Of MILKENO~*~ Owner of A. F. H. ~*~And ~*~Angel Family Founder ~*~@ CherryTAP Takes ~ The Great Milenko ~ the great milenko soon to be husband of maria ----angel family----@ CherryTAP To be her husband on Sat. 3/3 at 7:30 p.m. Central Time. Where: The Hottiest Lounge On CT .......Angel Family Hangout! With Pastor $$ KING $$ Pastor of the Angel Family...... KING of DES TIN E?CT PASTOR OF A.F.H?@ CherryTAP Every Guest will get a single red rose to share our love! While your there check out the Family ! Thanks Everyone see u there! Maria & Milenko
Come To Our Wedding Tonite!
~~ Come Join Us On Our Wedding Day ~~ When ~ Maria ~ Owner of A.F.H.~*~ and~*~ Founder of Angel Family~ ~*~Maria Soon To Be Wife Of MILKENO~*~ Owner of A. F. H. ~*~And ~*~Angel Family Founder ~*~@ CherryTAP Takes ~ The Great Milenko ~ the great milenko soon to be husband of maria ----angel family----@ CherryTAP To be her husband on Sat. 3/3 at 7:30 p.m. Central Time. Where: The Hottiest Lounge On CT .......Angel Family Hangout! With Pastor $$ KING $$ Pastor of the Angel Family...... KING of DES TIN E?CT PASTOR OF A.F.H?@ CherryTAP Every Guest will get a single red rose to share our love! While your there check out the Family ! Thanks Everyone see u there! Maria & Milenko
I am so going to ram my head into a wall....
Rules Of The South
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck cause I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250.00 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available a
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Im New
hi im new on here so if i dont get back to you straight away its not that i dont want to it that i still havent masterd this yet lol so if you want me to b added to your friends list please do so thanx
Nobody Does It Better
What Do You Do All Day?
What Do You Do All Day? A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry , he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes,looking for his wife. He w
St. Paddy's Day!!!!! It's Parade Day In Bing!!!!!!!!!
st patricks day text So it's March in Binghamton and well that alone is a celebration to party!!! BUT today is Parade Day in Binghamton and it is crazy… You don't even know!!! Let's just say if you have true Irish Pride, you are drunk before the parade even starts (FUCK me and 36 of my best friends are already prepping). Our goal for the rest of the day is not to make a fucking ass out of ourselves but IF your Irish or Irish by association you know that will never happen!!!!!!!! lol so while I go prepare myself on the full oray of green beers in this house and deck myself out in green from head to toe I shall leave you with some Irish quotes.... And dont worry PIX beyond PIX are to follow hehehehehe!!!!!! I have known many, and like but a few, have loved only one, and this is a toast to you! My friends are the best friends. loyal, willing and able. Now lets get to drinking, all glasses off the table! There are good ships. and there are wood ships, the ships that
How I Got My New Bed...
How I got my new bed.. Current mood: amused I have a funny story for y'all…and I'm really bored so its bloggin time lol.. For a bit (a while back) I was dating this guy named Justin. Justin had a bit of a jealous (I.e. psychotic) streak to him…when things started to get serious, he told me he wanted me to get rid of all my "sexy" stuff..any lingerie and stuff that I had ever worn with another guy. Ok number one..that shit is EXPENSIVE! And number two..well I just wasn't gonna do it lol. SO I just stuffed it inna bag and hid it lol. SO anyways..he pulls the same psycho trip about my bed lol says he doesn't want to sleep in a bed with me that I had been in with anybody else. So, one night, him, my (supposed) friend Rebecca (remember her from the other blog?) and I were all supposed to go out drinking together. We all went to my house and when he got there he had a brand spanking new bed in the back of his truck. Ok number one (again) I was in the mood to drink, not to mov
"just A Biker" "Just A Biker" I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store linebut you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalkbut you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurantbut you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more moneyfor the hurricane relief.I seen you roll up your window and shake your headwhen I passed youbut you didn't see me driving behind you when you flickedyour cigerette butt out the car window.I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your childrenbut you didn't see me when I took time off from work to runtoys to the homeless.I saw you stare at my long hairbut you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for"Locks of Love".I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and glovesbut you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old jacke
Magenta Falls
Eager to feel him she moves closer to the falls Soon she stood beneath them Tiny drops of water kiss her lips Forming tiny little rivers that flow over gentle curves to valleys which promise treasures untold Closing her eyes she calls to him...... No voice is heard They are beyond those things which bind the others For in freedom comes awareness In a moments time she senses him If every there was a time to run she could not find it She craved him with a hunger not explained Like a summer storm he came to her A steel arm pulling her along his length Causing a sweet moan to escape as she arched into his heated touch A shiver raced from spine to toes as he traced a path along her pulse with his tongue - tasting her need Her body igniting into a thousand little fires in which she could not control Palms flat her nails sought anchoring in his flesh as he pushed farther "Let me love you" whispered softly Nixy
Where You're Standing...
Where you’re standing… I’ve been thinking about love and relationships and all that happy crappy stuff lately..don’t ask why, I must be off my meds lol. Anyways, here’s a little tidbit about that I’ve figured out. Ya know that first couple hours you spend with someone new? Be it at a bar, the movies..even just riding in a car? You know that tingle you get in your belly when you think that guy (or girl) is about to touch you for the first time? No I don’t mean groping or fondling or any of that good stuff lol. I mean them..laying their hand on your arm to make a point about something said. Or touching your hand..or your cheek or brushing your hair out of your face. You know, that first hesitant “should I touch her? Is it ok?” touch… I LOVE that feeling..that tingle, that anticipation…the butterflies. Does that feeling ever last longer than the first date? Is anyone out there with someone that can give them butterflies months or even years later? Does that stuff last that lon
Chyeah Yuh
I got woke up at 7:40 this morning because of my gay ass lil brother Mason who's 3. He ran into my room and started jumping on me. I didn't even fucking do anything to the lil brat and he starts crying and tells my parents that i hit him and I get my ass chewed out for nothing. And i'm forced to say sorry. Wtf!?!?!? I feel like crap. My brother probably gave me the flu. I swear to god, Ian has pretty much been spending the night in the bathroom, and when he does go in there hes in there for a good 5-10 minutes. Its pretty bad. He can't get a break from it at all. It started to get better but yesturday afternoon it got worse again. Ya know that song "I wanna fuck you" by Akon. Its soooo overplayed. I hate it. Same with songs like Smack that, irreplaceable. But it may just be me because I can listen to a song 3 times over and get sick of it lol. Skylar (my niece) is going to be 1 on March 28th. Thats a big deal lol. I'll probably have to put up with the whole damn family. Aunts,
yeah this can be creepy lol
Creation Explained
NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!! FUNNY! In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Just 4 Fun
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
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provider. you like that they provide the security and luxury while all you have to do is enjoy it. because spoiling you is what make them happy. they love to show you off and to make you happy. they work hard play hard and fall in love hard. they would walk to the end of the earth for you. tresure this love! Take this quiz at
Why Anti War Protesters Just Fucking Suck
look what our vets need to do to protect the honor they earned From: Support Our Vietnam Veterans! Date: Feb 28, 2007 8:50 PM From: Eddie V. Sr. Date: Feb 28, 2007 2:20 PM WASHINGTON, Feb. 16 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Vietnam veterans will be gathering in Washington, D.C., on Saturday, March 17, 2007, to protect the Vietnam Veterans Memorial (The Wall) and other war memorials from desecration by protesters attending a so-called antiwar rally being held that day adjacent to The Wall. The veterans intend to prevent a recurrence of what happened at a similar event on January 27, 2007, when protesters spray-painted the Capitol and spat on a disabled Iraq vet. "A Gathering of Eagles," as the veterans are calling their effort, is being joined by other patriotic groups including Rolling Thunder, Military Order of the Purple Heart (MOPH), Move America Forward and Those organizations are encouraging their members and supporters to protect The Wal
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The Effect Of Age On Exercise
When I got into my 40's I was thinking along conventional wisdom (things I'd heard up to that point) and figured I could do some things but to not get very carried away. With that I approached a lot of things with a little reserve. I had started running a few years earlier and was doing okay for a man my age but in the mean time had moved. In the new location I met guys my same age who were running faster and longer. That removed a barrier and I started doing more to be competitive. There wasn't a big risk as those others were already there but I knew it couldn't go on too much longer. I kept progressing and was winning a fair amount of hardware at races and had joined my company's track and field team. In fact, I made their national championship team. I wasn't running distances but sprints. It was against guys in my age division but still, I was a contributor on a championship team. I wound up being captain of the team and that continued through my 40's. When I turned 5
Check Your Status!
On my main profile page you will find a waiting list. Please check this list often to see where you are on the list. If I am waiting on information from you then you are placed on the pending list. If you are on the pending list for 7 days with no response to the information requests, then you will be removed from the list all together and you will have to resubmit the request. I hate doing this, so please be sure to respond to my pm's so we can make your customized graphic. My goal is to make people smile when they see their name on a graphic that I made for them. My goal is not to skip or miss requests, so let's help me make you happy =) Eddie
Poem By Me
Standing infront of a mirror too many truths I find Too many insecurities running through my mind. How could I be beautiful to any man ? When I cant even be my own number one fan Deep breath, I survey my body quick Why is there so much pressure to look like a damn stick? Comments from a previous time circling inside my head Used, unwanted feeling.. not today.. can I crawl back in bed? A distant nightmare attempts to ruin my day A tear escapes my eye..ingore it the feeling will go away Like a recording, I hear unwanted words repeated Ugly, fat, nothing, useless, no one will want u, defeated Tears rolling down my cheeks I wipe them away I close my eyes and begin to pray With God's help, I face the reflection looking back at me Stroking the tip of my nose a sweet memory I see How gently he scooped me up in his arms when he found out He kissed the tip of my nose and showed me what he was about He knew exactly what to say and how to hold me I feel relief once I conclude
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Yeah For Me!!!!
it's my mother fuckin birthday!!!! it's my mother fuckin birthday!!!! it's my mother fuckin birthday!!!! it's my mother fuckin birthday!!!! it's my mother fuckin birthday!!!! it's my mother fuckin birthday!!!! yeah for me!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got 2 new tattoos.. One on my left hand and one on my right hand.. the one on my Right hand is a heart with a crack in it and a bood drop coming out.. It Symbolizes My Heart that is broke and the blood drippin outta it.. Then the one on my Left hand is a Smiley Face Above it, it says R I P and under neath it says JEFF .. Its for my uncle Jeff who passed away last year.. Feb 6th 2006 He died :( Check out the pics if u wanna
Two days ago I found out that our rent is $1024 for the month of march. I don't know how in the hell it is going to get paid cause we don't have the money and that is really pissing me off. I didn't even know that the rent was going to be $1024 anyway. So I am really stressed on what to do cause it looks like i'm going to be the one stuck paying it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
What Do Ya Do
when it seems nothing has changed when it seems you are doing all the work when it seems you are the only one who wants it better and the only one doing something about it when he says he is testing you, but you are not the one that needs to be tested, he is what do you do when you feel he has no respect for you when he says he loves you but there is no feeling in it when he has told you that he tells you what he thinks you want to hear how do you find the truth in that Its a melancholy day Its a blue weekend Yeah, depression has bit my ass I just wanna cry
"dixieland Delight" Alabama
"Dixieland Delight" Rollin’ down a backwoods tennessee byway, one arm on the wheel, holdin’ my Lover with the other: a sweet, soft, southern thrill. Worked hard all week got a little jingle on a tennessee saturday night. Couldn’t feel better: I’m together with my dixieland delight. Chorus: Spend my dollar parked in a holler ’neath the mountain moonlight hold her Uptight make a little lovin’, a little turtle dovin’ on a mason dixon night. Fits my life, oh, so right: my dixieland delight. Whitetail buck deer munchin’ on clover, redtail hawk settin’ on a limb, a Chubby old groundhog, croakin’ bullfrog, free as the feelin’ in the wind. Home grown country girl gonna give me a whirl on a tennessee saturday night. Lucky as a seven livin’ in heaven with my dixieland delight. Chorus Repeat first verse
Tour Video...kinda! Lol
Hey gang, Here is a little footage a fan shot of our tour kick off in Detoit last Tuesday. The lighting isnt the greatest, but the sound is decent and you can hear what went down at least. It was a DARK venue...maybe thats best? Besides, you dont really want to see our ugly mugs again? Right? Off to play a show in Toledo, Ohio tonight. Maybe with a little luck, we wil get some better video for you this time? Peace, Troy
Sittin Here Figuring Out My Roots, Leaves, And Branches
Its been a few days since I last wrote. I'm sitting here watching Madea goes to jail. I love Tyler and his plays/movies. He always has a moral and old school tactics. Madea was sitting there talking to one of her nephews and explained how she breaks it down about how she classifies her friends. Leaves are basically the ones that come and go. The ones who you say hey that hurts me and they dont change what they doing. Theyre the asshole fakes!!They stay for enough time for you to learn something and theyre gone. Then theres branches. The ones taht stay around for awhile. then when you walk waya nd arent there they snap and leave you high and dry. teh posers. the ones taht act like yer bff and then screw you and leave. Then theres your roots. The ones who make sure you got everything you need. Theyre the ones who are your true friends. the ones who actually care. I gots a few roots. i have a lot of leaves and branchs. I think im gonna cut down my tree and keep my roots
Dont Make Me - Blake Shelton
i ♥ this song!
So once again my goddess has embarked me on a path of confusion. LMAO, what else is new!?!? One day, I will look back on these questions I have had in life and suddenly they will all make sense. Everything happens for a reason, and whenever that reason becomes clear to me, I do believe that I would have lived a full life. Life can be disappointing at times, but you have to realize whatever it was that you thought was going to make you happy, obviously wasn't meant to be if you are now disappointed by it. Chalk it up as a life experience and move on. Um no use in crying over spilled perfume. If things are truely meant to be, then they will happen. Maybe the whole situation I thought about, I thought about it out of context. LOL, it happens. My path has been reset, back to where originally I thought I was headed. I got a little sidetracked, but have picked up the pace, once again. The walls to that part of my heart have been replaced. Lucky, my path ended before the walls we
At my sister's house. Bored!
Free Samples
Visit my Stash and look under DUNNO to read samples of my first eight stories. If you like what you read, you can follow the link at the bottom of the Stash page and purchase the full version at $5 or less, depending on the story.
please somebody help me out....i need comments and ratings....i have been stuck on 6 for over a month and i have new pics i wanna put up....if u love me u'll do it....if not then i know ur an asshole! remember that old fashioned saying you rate me and i'll rate u...
What If?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
My Personality
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP) Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.How Rare Is Your Personality?
Since you have to pull over when you see a funeral coming down the road...what would you do if there were a funeral coming down both sides?
***You Are From Mars*** You're energetic, althletic, and totally hyperactive. You love playing sports and being in the middle of all of the action. You're independent, corageous, and brave. Unafraid to do things your way. Mars can be reckless, quick tempered, and a little too spontaneous. So think before you act - and resist your natural urges to dominate others. What Planet Are You From?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
The Irs
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
Spring is great. I love spring, but it is rather aggreviating when I spend most of it sneezing for what seems hours on end. I do take allergy meds, but half the time they don't work. Argh! So I continue to sit sneezing like there's no tomorrow and wondering if at anytime I am possibly losing a few brain cells in one sneeze. lol Oi, I'm glad the warmer weather is coming, but would perfer if it didn't bring along the allergies with it. GRR!!
~~love Won't Wait~~
Love Won't Wait (Poem) There is a story of a woman... Who always kept her feelings towards her friend. Until the day he got married... She decided to tell him the truth and... He felt that it's a good joke for his wedding. There is a story of a man... Who has never told his wife how much he loves her... Until the day she passed away. Until now, he keeps sending flowers to her grave everyday... With thousand kisses on the card saying "I love you". Would she be able to know? Yet, there is a story of a girl... Who always needed a warm hug from her daddy. But she was too shy to ask for... Until the day he can never hug her any more. A lot of stories happen everyday. You could know what had happened yesterday. How can you be sure what will happen tomorrow? Think of something you never say. Are you waiting until the day? Just say..." I love you " If you like to get out from a noisy party and walk together outside only... with that someone, you are in love.
True Love, Never Dies
a heart breaks tonight shattered to pieces that seem will never never come back together overwhelming, this seem to be tears fall, cold, empty leaving a stained trail on my cheeks yet, cries are held back just this pain in my throat swallowing, is hurt that puts me to my knees and I pray, LORD PLEASE WHY?!! and I cry, inside a cry, I would never forget today, someone reached into my chest ripped out my heart and let it fall and shatter to pieces now, just thoughts of when, will I ever be happy will I feel the love I search for will I feel like, I'm alive again as tears become waterfalls from my chin beautiful memories become pain laughable memories become hurt as I torture myself the love we shared I will always remember as I die inside because, my heart will always be with you all we have shared all we have dreamed begins to wash away with the tears I shed tonight but, the
Luvy figured out how to make animals out of balloons and every time she makes one it manages to find it's way over to me. Swans, rabbits, scary stuff. I mean I get it. Balloons. Yay. LOL
Blonde Joke
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
Just Love Me Tonight
Just Love Me Tonight by BlueWolf I want to melt in your arms, As you hold me close and tight. Make all my dreams come true, I want all of you tonight. I want to feel your touch, As I lay here next to you. Feel my passion rise and rise, As you do the things you do. So lay here beside me, It's been way to long. Lets turn out the lights, And turn each other on. I want to cuddle with you, Lay in your arm just right. You're all I'll ever need. Darling, just love me tonight.
6th Sense
Subject: 6th Sense A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is s
Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." REPOST FOR HUMOR.
The Jesus Files
So the last few years, we've been inundated with all sorts of Jesus stuff: The Passion of the Christ, the DaVinci Code, Jesus dolls, Jesus documentaries, and now we have the Lost Tomb of Jesus. All religious feeling, whether for or against, aside, this is just really stupid. Atheists and agnostics love to taunt their "Christian" opponents with theories like the DaVinci Code, never mind the fact that the DaVinci Code is in and of itself, just really dumb, and has no factual basis whatsoever. Since when do atheists embrace "theories" instead of "facts"? It just suits their agenda, which is namely, to attack Christianity, and any other form of "theism". Never mind the fact that their efforts are rarely expended upon other religions, at least, in public. Then we had the hue and cry over Mel Gibson's movie, which, although it is a beautiful cinematic achievement, is also based on rather dubious grounds. It is a cinematic portrayal of the "vision" of Catherine of Siena, a Saint
Tongue Twisters
If a Bra is an Upper Topper Titty Flopper Stopper, and a Jock Strap is a lower Decker Dick’ey/Quary checker, and a roll of Toilet Tissue is a Super Duper Doody Pooper Scooper. What do you call a Japanese Drummer Boy whose father has Diarrhea? A Slap Happy Jappy with a Crapy Happy Pappy
Excuse Me, Where Is The Tact??
Last night was my first "day" back to work after being so sick for all week long. I have my CT open primarily for the communication purposes in between crises calls to be able to communicate still with some of my CT friends, as well as to blog every now and then if so inspired. Late into the night, I get the following shoutbox messages though and I am wondering where is the tact of some of my CT friends.... 19***ow: hi sexy ->19***ow: Hi.... 19***ow: do u have yahoo now 19***ow: or msn ->19***ow: Yeah... but not here at work.... 19***ow: check out my new pics ->19***ow: Are they SFW? 19***ow: no sorry ->19***ow: Then, I'll look when I get home... :) 19***ow: ok but please masturbate to them To begin with, what part of being at work did he not understand? Then to continue to ignore the fact that I am still at work and ask me to masturbate to them??? And, who says I masturbate to any pictures??? I don't. I prefer the flesh against flesh. Augh
Greek To Me
You would think only a lexicographer or an etymologist (a dictionary writer and a word studier, respectively) would find a book about the Greek alphabet interesting. Well, they would be pleasantly surprised, and I expect most of you would too, by Alpha to Omega: The Life & Times of the Greek Alphabet. Alexander and Nicholas Humez have put together in this 1981 book (ISBN 1567921019) a delightfully witty history that combines scholarship with storytelling. While reading about the letters themselves and the terms derived from Greek which they begin (e.g., Gamma is for Gaia, Genesis, gamete, and gynecology), you might find yourself reading about its ties to Gilbert and Sullivan operettas or the rediscovery of Troy or the history of self-propelled flight, digressions which really make this book fun and readable. I felt like I was sitting down with an old friend reading this, just as the best books do. Really, it's as easy as learning your alpha beta gammas. Before regaling you with what
Every Time You Touch Me
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