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You are a special friend to me.. You were there to listen when a lot of people couldnt. You dont judge. You dont look down on me. You look past my flaws and see a good person. That means a lot to me. Im glad to have someone so real as a friend. Someone who cares about what goes on in my life and who asks me questions about it even when i dont want to answer. (but really need to talk about it) Its funny how someone i just met and barely know could make me feel so happy and make me smile when i dont want to... Thank you for being there for me, like any good friend would. I promise ill be here for you too, no matter what. So thank you from the bottom of my heart for just being you... :) Im soo glad I got to talk to you again. It means a lot to me that you care to call me. Its nice to have some around. I really enjoy all our conversations, theres never a dull moment with you which is great too. I cant even find the right words to say about you. All i know is that i love talking to you
You cannot call it love if you have never met someone, I lust after quite a few people that I may in fact never meet at all. Then again everybody lusts for someone in particular that is beyond status quo or someone with celebrity status. I'm trying my best to become someone to be remembered for doing something absolutely extraordinary not sure what yet but I feel like I have some divine purpose of being here. Feel free to comment
The Big Race
"You really didn't beat me," said the Rabbit to the Tortoise one day. "You were just lucky. I challenge you to a rematch." The tortoise felt he had to accept since the challenge was delivered in front of his girl- friend. The Tortoise trained hard. He jogged. He lost weight. He bought new sneakers. "The Rabbit is very fast," said the Tortoise to his girlfriend. "I'll just do my best and see what happens." The Tortoise continued his workout. The day of the race dawned bright and sunny. At the starting gun, the Rabbit sped off in a blur. The Tortoise was running his fastest ever, but he was still far behind. Soon, however, it began to rain. The trail became flooded. The Rabbit became very tired as his paws became caked with mud. It started to hail, and ice pellets stung the Rabbit. The Tortoise plodded onward. The hailstones bounced harmlessly off his shell. Where the trail was flooded, he swam. As he crossed the finish line to the cheers of the crowd, he was told th
The Plucky Skunk
Every evening the plucky Skunk went to the brook to look for his supper. It was hard work, but with patience, the Skunk usually came home with a meal. "You are foolish," said the Raccoons. "Why do you work so hard for your food? Come forage with us through the garbage cans behind the fine homes of the people. It is easy!" "No thank you," said the Skunk. "I prefer to catch my own supper." And with the hoots of the Raccoons ringing in his ears, he trundled off to the brook. As the summer progressed, the Skunk became a skilled hunter while the Raccoons grew fat and lazy. One evening, the Skunk heard a chorus of crying Raccoons outside his door. "What's wrong?" asked the Skunk. "Is something the matter?" "The people have locked their garbage cans!" cried the Raccoons. "We have no supper." "You see?" said the Skunk, "I hate to say I told you so, but..." His voice trailed off while all the Raccoons glared at him. The Skunk went back and finished his dinner. He threw the scra
So Who Like Sex ?
tell what was the best time you had sex .. mine was have sex with my wife in the car at lunch time at work ..
Naughty Album
There is a new album open.. If you do not like girls/Guy together pictures do not look.. If you are not 18 or someone who rates less than a 10.. Please dont waste our time.. Thanks AmZ
How Old Do You Act
How Old Do You Act? 22 years old
Someone Please Help! I Am In Some Distress!
I have someone who is threatning me of my life, and my childs life. Can anyone help! CRY BABY
How Old Do You Act?
How Old Do You Act? 3 years old Take this quiz at
Blistered, hated, unknown. I love it when I'm like this...
What Would You Do?
This guy has been caught with pre teen girls tied up in his basement by his ex girlfriend...she didnt go to the police cuz he threatened to kill her. She finally left and called the FBI...There are 2 pics at the start of my default album of 2 FBI agent business cards she sent me. I dont have any of those do you? He has multiple screennames and makes more each day.....block him and show him how you feel!193818@ CherryTAP193818@ CherryTAPTHIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!! (repost of original by 'Boycott Wal-Mart...Rate my profile please!' on '2006-11-14 22:17:10') (repost of original by 'heartme **play nice and vote in my art contest**' on '2006-11-14 22:21:14') (repost of original by '~*SoooooooSexxiSweet*~' on '2006-11-14 22:58:00')
Why You Should Never Take Your Husband Shopping!
Letter: Mrs. Fenton, Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offenses over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras. MEMO Re: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse/partner is shopping: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department an
can someone please tell me where to get a kick ass backgroud for my profile i feel like such an ass because i dont have something cool for my friends to look at because we all know my pics suck... so let me know oh and i hope to get new pics in here soon okay see ya D
Married Man's Story
Married Man's Story I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words' I do.' Here's an example of what I mean. One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said 'WHAT????!!!' What was that?! So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads hearing...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going
It's Been A While!
I just got back online yesterday. I was disconnected from both my wireless internet, and my cellphone services. It SUCKED!!! I'm so happy to be back online!
Back On
OK just finished moving this weekend I am in my new place now and got the cable and subsequently internet hooked back up this afternoon. I survived YAY!
Hey Guys
i just wanted to let everyone know, please rate my profile before you add me, and after you do, dont just look at my pics, please rate and comment them too, it really gets on my nerves that people are just adding me to look at my boobs.
i was wondering if anyone had a chance to look at my new pics and please leave a nice comment in them thanks
Where The Parties Are At..
Wednesday Nov. 15th is the main man of all that's fun and debaucherous to do in South Florida's BIRTHDAY!!! Be sure to come out and give the one and only Josepher birthday love and birthday drinks!!! Sing him some birthday songs!!! Nobody sings Danzig's "Mother" better. I expect EVERYBODY to be here for the celebration! Broadway Billiards 17813 Biscayne Blvd. Aventura, FL 33160 Click Here To View Event!! Thursday Night!! THURSDAYS IN FORT LAUDERDALE 9PM TIL 2 AM SOUTH FLORIDA'S ONLY PRIVATE VAMPYRE FETISH CLUB CABARET VAMPYRA WWW.MYSPACE.COM/CABARETVAMPYRA Saturday Night!!
Where The Parties Are At..
Wednesday Nov. 15th is the main man of all that's fun and debaucherous to do in South Florida's BIRTHDAY!!! Be sure to come out and give the one and only Josepher birthday love and birthday drinks!!! Sing him some birthday songs!!! Nobody sings Danzig's "Mother" better. I expect EVERYBODY to be here for the celebration! Broadway Billiards 17813 Biscayne Blvd. Aventura, FL 33160 Click Here To View Event!! Thursday Night!! THURSDAYS IN FORT LAUDERDALE 9PM TIL 2 AM SOUTH FLORIDA'S ONLY PRIVATE VAMPYRE FETISH CLUB CABARET VAMPYRA WWW.MYSPACE.COM/CABARETVAMPYRA Saturday Night!!
How Many Of Me
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:41people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
OK looka heres the deal, we need to all have one big ass party. Everyone on CT is invited. We could all pitch in and rent a big ass warehouse or something. I mean think about it, how awesome would that be. All the people you have met on here and have wanted to meet in person, you could now meet and chill with. Oh, and it definately should be a costume party. That just makes things less tense. Oh well i know this probaly would never happen but it would be cool!!!
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test
Hello :)
I know you peeps think I am fake. :) Thats okay, but I feel like god now.. I am sorry, lol Sorry, Im lols right now :) Tom
Need A New Body!
Ok so I finally go to bed only to sleep 5 hours and awake with a 100.8 temp. I thought I was finally getting better from being sick but apparently not. With my disease not only is it hard to recover from being sick but I can just wake up feeling miserable. Sorry everybody for the rant but I'm just tired of nt having a body that is strong like everybody elses and I'm tired of being scared to sleep! The only time I've fealt peaceful sleeping and not scared was when my ex was sleeping next to me. Anyways yup just a rant heh :/.
Night Out [1]
A Night Out Part 1 It has been a long week at work. How many problems could be dumped on your desk in just one week? You just can't wait until the end of the day to head home, put your feet up and simply relax. Just then a message pops up on your screen. "Hey sexy, keep tonight open, time for a little adventure. Keep your eyes out for a package arriving today. I look forward to a fun night." Your man, what a guy. You know you are in for a fun night. So much for a night at home watching TV. This could be fun. But you wonder what, what can he be thinking of tonight? The idea alone gets you thinking. What could he be planning? Your mind wanders, first to normal thoughts, flowers arriving, dinner, maybe a movie...or a play? Then your mind turns to more erotic thoughts, remembering past encounters. Mmmm they were fun weren't they? As your mind wanders, your body starts to react, remembering all those times, all those look at the clock, 1:30, damn too late for a long lu
Night Out [ 2 ]
Walking out the limo, you turn to me "I can't believe we did this?!" "Well you seemed to enjoy it, at least I hope you did." "Did I ever, wait till I get you home." You reply with a sly smile. My response to you catches you off guard, "Who says we are going home?" You see the wicked look in my eyes and a devilish smile. This could be a very fun night you think to yourself. Just then Steve opens the door to let us in the limo. As before the slits in your skirt part open as you enter. You look to see the people in window of the restaurant catching a glimpse of your stockings and maybe more. Once in the limo, a glass of champagne for the lady? I lean in and give you a passionate kiss. "Honey, do try not to spill your drink." I say in a very bad attempt at a high brow British accent. We both laugh. Mid laugh I once again lean in and deliver a passionate kiss, my hands caress your body. I run my hands up your silk clad calves, over you knee, up the inside of your thigh. I
No Subject
Alex slowly pushed his rolling trash receptacle from desk to desk, stopping at each one to empty the small trash containers, dump the ash trays, and give each desk top a quick dusting if necessary! "Boy," he thought to himself, "they all got MBA's, but they still don't know enough not to toss half filled cups of coffee into their trash cans!!!" Alex was in charge of cleaning three offices on the twenty eighth floor, one an insurance brokerage firm, another an import export company, and finally, the largest one, an investment banking company, which happened to be the one he was working on right now! It was easy work, and by working nights he didn't have the hassle of bad traffic, and he could also spend his days doing what he really loved, which was to paint!!! After coming to the end of the row, he ducked into a small private office and was in the process of dumping the trash when a memo written in red caught his eye! He picked it up and read, "Bolling Industries being sold within 60 d
So Yea No...
So its 2:54 amwhere im at and im bored and tired so i decided to be a blogger and post cuz i dont do this very much sorry but im not much of a typer just when im talking to friends... So yea have a good day i guess Peace
This Is Dedicated To The Best Man In My World
I Can Love Again
THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE PEEPS WHO WAS GETTING HURT BY LOVE KEEP UR HEAD UP AND THINK ABOUT THIS POEM IF U GET HURT AGAIN *SMILE* ------------------------------------ Watching you walk out my life doesn`t make me bitter or cynical about love. I have no regrets. I will never compromise the person that i am because of you.I finally understand that when you walked out my life it was for a reason. I deserve more,And i know that now,And maybe you knew that inside,That you couldn`t return and show the love i gave. So you set me free.. And i thank you for that, cause you made me stronger.Maybe someday you`ll regret it,Maybe someday you`ll think it was the best decision you ever made.Only if you really "LOVED". But someday you`ll see me walking,Smiling and Happy,alongside someone who`s also smileing and happy. Cause they didnt have both hands out to always receive,But used just one to receive and the other to give back. Maybe then you`ll stop and realize what you threw away. Ca
Control Puddle of Mudd... go listen to it on my page.... :) I love the way you look at me I feel the pain you place inside Lock me up inside ya dirty cage While Im alone inside my mind I like to teach you all the rules Id get to see them set in stone I like it when you chain me to the bed There ya secrets never shone [chorus] I need to feel you You need to feel me I cant control you Youre not the one for me, no I cant control you You cant control me I need to feel you So whys it involve I love the way you rape my skin I feel the hate you place inside I need to get your voice out of my head Cause Im the guy youll never find Im faking all of the rules Theres no expressions on your face Im hoping some day you will let me go Release me from my dirty cage [chorus] I need to feel you You need to feel me I cant control you Youre not the one for me, no I cant control you You cant control me I need to feel you So whys it and me
My Needs...
This Thanksgiving Remember To...
Thanksgiving is in just over a week... Remember when you give thanks for your family, your friends and the food to give thanks to those who are NOT with their families during the Holidays because they're protecting your freedom... The link I've added is a GREAT tribute, take a look... This Thanksgiving remember to...
Its My Fantasy
Who You Are
Wednesday, November 15, 2006 Who you are Are you the baby who was born so many years ago? Are you the child who frolicked in the sunshine? Are you the brash young person who dreams of changing the world? Are you the mature and gentle person who has learned the value of acceptance and forgiveness? You are all of these and more. You are, in part, the substance of the moments you have experienced, and the hopeful anticipation of times to come. Yet the person you are goes beyond mere experience and thought. For you are the very awareness that gives it all meaning. No task is mundane and no day is ordinary when you fully grasp who you are. Nothing is impossible when compared to the marvel and wonder of your existence. Whatever small or great challenge or event may come, be sure to remember who you are and how miraculous is the fact of being. And who you are, grows even more capable of giving meaning to it all. -- Ralph Marston
The Sex Slave - Submissivewife
I was with Alice 3 years so that we lived together in an apartment near the north side of Athens. THere were lots of college students there and we were sort of the oldest couple there but it was not unusual that we had some of the middle aged college staff over. Early in our relationship I found out about Alice\'s previous life. Her ex-husband had made her (and now she was a willing) Slave. He had pushed the borders of their sex life slowly until he had her doing absolutley anything he told her to do. She now had been looking for another \"Master\" for over a year but had not found anyone she liked until we had started flirting at the hospital and now she was sitting across from me telling me how she was wishing for her old life to begin again. She was kneeing, naked and a small very ornate collar on that had a leash attached and she was offering it to me. She had already let me know that she had a need to suck cock and swallow all the cum she could and she called that her \"Ice Cream
Current mood: aggravated Why is it that your spouse wants a divorce and gets a new girlfriend, But then he decides that he loves you and wants to date you and feels like if he has problems with the new fling it's ok to talk to you about it and let's you know that she is making his life a living hell... But yet he refuses to throw her out even though he had no problem throwing you and your two children out with no where else to go!She is 22 and apparently wants to act like his mother rather than his girlfriend!!!!I just wish he would make up his mind to throw her stupid ass out and either be single or work on our marriage!!!just a little rant to vent a little !!!!!!!!!
Lying, Cheating And Friendship?
Current mood: crushed Well I have learned a few very good lessons this week.1) I learned as they always say live every day as if it were your last because you never know when that gift will be taken away! 2) I have learned your children are more grown up and intellegent than you give them credit for. 3)All men cheat whether it is in a marriage in a friendship or in any other form of relationship.. Men cannot commit to one woman due to thinking with the wrong head.. They also do not understand the cocept of friendship because if they did they would not treat their friends like a piece of shit unless of course they were going to benefit from it which is why they have a split personality one to be loving and caring and one to be HATEFUL and HURTFUL... I honestly thought having a male BESTFRIEND was smart because they would not want to sleep with your husband or boyfriend(i hope anyway) But it turns out male friends are no different than females! They still lie and stab you in the
Real Cowboys
Current mood: good Some think a cowboy is suppose to be tall and lean, good lookin' of course with tight fittn' jeans, A thin wiry frame with legs slightly bowed, with his pants tucked inside for his boots to be showed. He rides a fancy pony if he rides for the cattle, and atop his steed sets mighty a fancy saddle. His hat is a Stetson that's creased to his style, he's got a big silver buckle you can see for a mile. Oh he struts like a peacock with a bit of a swagger, talk about ropin' n ridin', he's a bit of a bragger. Why he could rope the wind if given half a chance, and steal any lady heart with one handsome glance. Now I've know some good cowboys who were tall & lean, but most I have known were not cut to be mean. Most know the work and are caring endowed, this leaves little time to strut around proud. But purdy of course don't make a buckaroo, and it don't help a bit if yer horse lost a shoe. And that buckle he bought can't doctor a cow, and work
You Are The Fool You are a fascinating person who is way beyond the concerns of this world. Young at heart, you are blissfully unaware of any dangers ahead. You are a true wanderer - it has be difficult finding your place in this world. Full of confidence, you are likely to take a leap of faith. Your fortune: You are about to embark on a new phase in your life. This may mean changing locations, jobs, friends, or love status. You are open about what the future will bring, and free of worry. You have made your peace with fate, and you're ready to start down your new path. What Tarot Card Are You?
Good Morning
This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and He asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Lord please; take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much" The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end. ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS. Pass this on to your friends. Something good will happen to you You Be Blessed
So Fucking Tired...
It seems to get worse and wonder I hate so many things and fucking people annoy the fuck outta me. I have dealt with death before just 2 weeks ago my grandmother passed away,but to see my father crying killed me inside..I wish I could hug him to take all the pain away he's going thru right now...losing his mother even tho there was a falling out with all of us and her,I know he is hurting still by that and now his wife seeing her ...when I seen her I lost it,fuck when the Dr came into the waiting room and told him there is not a good chance of survival meaning tonite or tomorrow..the look on my fathers face crushed me I had to walk out of the room.All I can do is wait and see and keep her in my thoughts and prayers and hope she makes it thru the night..if she does thats a good sign hopefully. Thanks for everyone who sent me well means alot. All my father wants is to have her home for thanksgiving. All I want is her to pull thru and live the life she deserves too
What Kind Of Monster Are You?
You are a zombie! Your hobbies include eating brains and groaning. You are mindless, with the inescapable desire to eat. You have no morals and humans fear you - but only if you are accompanied by a posse. Take this quiz at
Turkey Comin Up! Turkey Leftovers!
Turkey Welcome To Next World
Buried at
Massive Attack - Angel
(Vowles, Del naja, Marshall, Hinds) Horace Andy : You are my angel Come from way above To bring me love Her eyes She's on the dark side Neutralize Every man in sight To love you, love you, love you ... You are my angel Come from way above To love you, love you, love you ...
Marco Borsato/trijntje Oosterhuis
Sorry, it is in dutch..=) And no, I won't translate..=P
Shannon Sigh
My best friend tells me I shouldn't get all excited over the new 105" plasma tv's next year.. or the super sized 150" next year by lg.. well hmmm.. I'm sorry.. that excites me.. yes i'm strange so what lol. Then I I told my buddy Fritz.. something I shouldn't have. I noticed that girl at the party.. Lets put it this way.. a room full of growling women saying under there breath.. "u cow" u"bossy bitch.. cuz.. well.. THIS GIRL OWNED THE ROOM.. she was nice too.. scared the crap outta me.. I wasn't going to say.. I saw her when I got past the door man! She had a nurses costume on .. short mini dress.. had the nurses hat on too.. She had brown eyes.. and very very very long curly hair.. past her butt.. she looked like a model. but her smile was nice.. She was around 5'10" a brunette.. around 22 or so.. My friend.. she just snarlled at her.. when she walked in our path.. Quit looking at her roy! geeeeeez.. why is she walking past you li
Another good Dutch singer..and in english this
Lies my daughter tells I want to set the record straight . I did not kick my daughter out 6 months . She left told me to f*ck my self and wished I died . The day she left I dropped her off at her friends out Brianna's for no apparent reason. the next day said very hurtful things to me and hasn't been with me since my daughter is 17 years old. Now ive been a single mom since pretty much at birth I left her sorry ass father .Which I knew since I was 12 got married young and then I guess I woke up .I've had hard times yes all single parents usually do but not once did I ever hit my kids I always tried to make her happy .Seems like I tried to hard Sometime I think maybe I shouldn't of been so protected of her let her do what she wants at 12 .Not even worry... But I wanted more for her and I wanted to protect her from what I knew . This past year as been a nightmare .... My daughter has gone past of wh
One True Heart
Women & men can both be cruel. Both can make eachother feel like a fool. It's not about the gender, It's not about hate, It's not about surrender, Nor about fate, It's more about the heart & the love deep inside, The caring, the sharing, we stand side by side, Sometimes the love that we each have inside us, Turns to evil and starts to misguide us, There is good & evil in every soul, Sometimes it is hidden lonely & cold, But dear friend keep searching for the heart that is true, Don't ever give up cause there's one just for you.
I Just Wanted To Say
How Some Firefighters Lives End
24 on and 48 off He was proud of what he saw And if you ask him where his daddy was My Daddy is on a call His dad was a firefighter Who risked his life each day From a structure fire to a heart attack I have seen it all he'd say Until the night when fate collided And changed the lives of all The alarm rang out as nightime fell And Daddy was on a call A three alarm apartment fire Engine 101 on the scene Three children trapped on the second floor They started the standard routine One by one down the ladder they would go Till the little one said I forgot my teddy bear As the firefighter shouted NO!!! Then and there the roof collapsed His hand holding her so tight He saved his first and last that day It was the last call daddy would fight To the funeral they took the child His hand in his mother so tight A child understands more then you know A child can see the light As they lowered the casket it started to rain A sma
A Volunteer
There is a neighbor that lives on your block The one just down the street And someone who lives cross town A person you may never meet They both have something in common A desire to help all And in what may be the darkest hour They'll be there to answer the call They know the fire's horror With the devil a war they wage They've seen the hell of a car wreck People traped in a metel cage There for the sick and injured Giving their all to cheat death They know the joy of giving Of a baby and his first breath There always at the ready Twenty four hours a day They spend there off hours serving Yet ask for no take home pay And when a comrade has fallen And all have said farewell They'll each return to there families And be ready to answer the bell So when you see the lights flashing And hear the siren draw near Take just one silent moment And pray for the VOLUNTEER ---Unknown
Firefighters Prayer
When I am called to duty, God, Whenever flames may rage; Give me strength to save some life, Whatever be its age. Help me embrace a little child Before it is too late Or save an older person From the horror of that fate. Enable me to be alert And hear the weakest shout, And quickly and efficiently To put the fire out. I want to fill my calling And to give the best in me To guard my every neighbor And protect his property. And if, according to my fate, I am to lose my life, Please bless with your protecting My Family and Friends. ---Unknown
The Mouse
Comment on this post | Send a private reply | Forward | Go to inbox Delete Message | Mark as Spam | Block User lollie1962 Date: 11/14/2006 16:56:48 Blog post: THE MOUSE unsubscribe to this member's posts change notification settings > The Mouse Story > > > A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see > the farmer and his wife open a package. > > "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - > he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. > > Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the > warning. > > "There is a mousetrap in the house! > > The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and > said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern > to you but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be > bothered by it." > > The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a > mousetrap in the house! > > The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, > Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but
The Post Office
There was a man who worked for the Post Office > > whose job it was to > > process all the mail that had illegible > > addresses. > > > > One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky > > handwriting to God with no > > actual address. He thought he should open it > > to see what it was about. > > > > The letter read: > > > > "Dear God, > > > > > > I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very > > small pension. Yesterday > > someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, > > which was all the money I > > had until my next pension check. > > > > Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited > > two of my friends over for > > dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to > > buy food with. I have no > > family to turn to, and you are my only hope. > > > > Can you please help me? > > > > Sincerely, > > Edna > > > > The postal worker was touched. He showed the > > letter to all the other > > workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet > > and came up with a few >
roses ARE red, nuts ARE brown, skirts ARE up, pants ARE down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, motor's runnin,lets begin. send to 10 people and see if u get it back that means someone wants to GET NAUGHTY WITH YOU. if i don't get this back i guess ur not my friend. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da naughty train - if u get it ur cute...u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur REAL HOTTIE.........xoxoxoxox
For Thesemendemon(mike)
Mike (The Semen Demon)@ CherryTAP
Happy Bday To Me
stop in and show me some love
Im Tis Sick
my nose keeps leaking grrr hurm i need something nice to put here ...if i still wrote poems ...nah i prefur my internet rambilings ahh i need a spell day today go to the doctor and go grocery shoping fun fun. i decided to stop drinking *sigh* my last i dont smoke or drink. it sucks but some ppl have to stop i dont have a choice grrr .all i have tis the internet witch i guess you could call a habit a rather lame one at that nothing makes me wana smoke/get drunk more then setting at a damn computer... well im going to go find something else to do watch a movie er somefin *yawns*
A T T E N T I O N !!!!!!!
Desperate For Water
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the >Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. > > Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a >little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties. > > The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I >have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5. > > "The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not >need >an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water >first." > > "OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want >to >buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. >If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, >you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom. > > Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill. Several hours
Folks please check out your facts before you start posting crap on cherry. I have seen so many damn hoaxes in the last few days. We all have been on the internet for a while we know 90% of those stories are crap. I swear I could post everyone send me a dollar and you will win the lottery and make 50K, hey wait maybe i should do that ;) Latest hoax is about starbucks and the troops on some boneheads Mum. check out or any other urban legend site before you post stuff. Rant Over Ed
Time To Go Paint Naked People.
As most of you know, I always say, "Time to go draw naked people" when I'm off to Figure Drawing. Well, we're starting the figure in my painting class today, so it's time to go paint naked people. This is both good and bad. Good: ~I think this painting'll be a lot of fun ~Every painting I do is coming out better than the one before it ~I just generally really like my painting class Bad: ~The model we have is one that tends to move more than I'm used to (I was spoiled by Roz, Mike, and Craig over the summer...pretty much anyone else moves too much for my tastes, lol). ~I may be harboring anger from last week, but Steve is really fucking pissing me off lately. And I don't want to hear all his lewd jokes while I'm trying to paint. However, I think the good outweighs the bad...because I've worked with Karen in Figure Drawing, and I can get over the fact she moves, and I can always set up my easel on the other side of the room from Steve. He'll take a hint that I'm mad
I am getting ready to take the ASVAB and I'm nervous. I'm a natural worrier so I'm trying not to let it get to me. I am by no means dumb, but math is not a subject I am good at and from what I've been told pretty much half of it is math. Wish me luck.
Today 15 Nov 06
Well, what did i get up to today. It was my day off work, so i thought i was gonna chill out. But then realised that i had a Health & Safety Representative training session going on today. Yeah, i forgot to day that i'm now a health & safety rep at work. That i did from 09:00 till 10:30. Then I chilled for a while and went to pick up my new work boots, due to also now working along side our maitenance team. After that i was asked to do some vertime for maintenance where i had to supervise some contractors working on site. I clocked off at half past 3 and when i got home i had a package waiting for me. When i opened it it was the CD's that i won in a recent competition from Kiss FM ( The CD's are fooking great. Now i'm writing this blog and can smell dinner, so i can't concentrate anymore. Damn, my mouth is starting to water already!!!! Speak to ya soon Bernie
Shit Stirrers, Finger Pointers And Mud Slingers
Can't we all just get along??? Maybe they should call this BITCH SITE...or maybe THE SHIT STIRRING SITE??? I really think that everyone needs to just chill out...smoke a fatty and re-evaluate all this SHIT!!!! C'mon people...this is the internet...a"make-believe" world...A "virtual community"...We are not a bunch of next door neighbors warring or disputing a fence line or a broken window or something.... or a buch of Jr. High kids arguing about He said/ She said..... When I first joined CT...I was amazed at the POSITIVE attitude of the Site and community...It in itself was addicting....People making other people feel better about themselves...Rating, commenting on pics,..and cool profile comments. Has everyone gotten so bored with that philosophy that they have to turn on each other? All of this CRAP is leaving a bad taste (or smell)... All I really see here is a ever growing group of whiners and bitches...all looking to stirr up a bunch of shit.... If I
Oh God Its My Birthday Today
41 today omg i'm feeling old
Her skin is soft and warm. Inviting. The casual and accidental touch that sends a rush through the body. A fleeting hint of pleasures only imagined.
Belly Mcbutton
If you touch a broad's belly button just right.... she might let you touch it again.
To You... I Give My Heart
Just like the poem, it's not mine.. To You....I Give My Heart by AnnetteHill You're the first thing I think of; Each morning when I rise. You're the last thing I think of; Each night when I close my eyes. You're in each thought I have; And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger; With every move I make. I want to prove how I feel for you; But that's the hardest part. So, I'm giving all I have to give; To you... I give my heart. A heart is a very fragile thing; But I trust it will be, LOVE that you will bring. God broughtus together in his own special way; I want to LOVE you until my dying day. It's been magical right from the start; You are a gift from the Lord above, to you I give my heart. You are my ray of sunshine, on a cloudy day; Kiss me, hold me, LOVE me forever, in your own special way!
So Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my hand." You invented Tipp Ex, correct me if I'm wrong. I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End' So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch." I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?" So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is." I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel. I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera." So I met the bloke who inv
Independence & Children
Independence & children…. Ok, had teacher conference yesterday. Overall my child is doing well…. However….. Evidently she has an issue with how I walk my child to her locker in the morning & wait in line with her outside. Teacher says I need to give more trust & independence. Other parents don’t wait in line with their kids or walk them to their lockers, so evidently I am not suppose to either. I am taking advantage of the situation while I can. I know one day, & its coming soon, where my kid is going to tell me not to do these things anymore. We have already talked about very important independent situations that will be happening in the near future. Its not something that we can change overnight. It takes time & we already have a plan. I already trust my child with some very independence. I am not saying the parents that don’t what I do are wrong for them & I am not saying that what I am doing is right for them. From the time I was about 8 I was ridin
Atten: Everyone !
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Here Is One Of Our Only True Ally!!!!
Thought for the day In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he said: "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in... And how many want out." Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1 Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM. AMEN!
Show You
Wanting to know What you're saying Feeling so low As I'm crying So far So near So close No fear Just put your hand Where I can feel it Put your lips Where I can taste it Let me see the side of you That's hidden I'll show you the sides of me That no one knows about Show me How you wanna be I'll show you How it can be Just touch me When you hands are warm And kiss me When your heart's alone
What I Think About Life
Self expression is about who you are, and how you express yourself. It doesn’t matter what fricken clothing you wear, how you look, or who you talk to. It's your words or works, and choice of actions that shows who you are as a person. Some people express themselves by music, poetry, and other verbal/written ways. Its the words; not the sounds of the music, or the shape of the art work. But, the words they use to express expirences, emotion, or just something on their mind. But things cost money; money makes the world go Life consists of being the best looking, acting, and brains. Untill they break down and realise that life can not be perfect. But, untill that moment nothing is normal. It’s all thoughts and dreams, then once it is realised it goes away. Then they can be a true being, which becomes themselves, or "normal" putting it into terms. If we didn’t charaterise, sterotype, or put people into groups, life might be easier. Or would it? Bei
Grandpa On The Porch
This will be me someday. . Front Porch Grandpa A grandson came to visit his grandparents & noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, naked from the waist down. "Grandpa, whatcha' doing? You're weenie's out in the wind for all to see!" he exclaimed. Grandpa looked off in the distance, not answering. "Grandpa, whatcha' doin' sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. Grandpa looked at him and said, "Last week I sat here with no shirt on and got a stiff neck. This is grandma's idea."
My Face
my face forget my name forget my face forget the way my lips did taste forget the way u called my name forget the way we used to play the game walk away from me dont look back i hate you now remember the way u kissed me last was the taste of her on your lips still i hate the way u look at me when it was you who hurt me.. im tired of the the points you feel u have to make its your foreboding i have to shake i wanted u back once but now i know i think your a loser, worthless piece of flesh a liar a cheat lower then low this is final this i know
i couldve chased after u i didnt i shouldve apologized i wont i wouldve forgiven you i cant i couldve told how many times i missed you i wont i shouldve told you how i really felt nevermind........................ i woudve fixxed things i dont think i can couldve been very different i wasnt shouldve walked away years ago i didnt wouldve regetted most my life i dont
New Line
new line wishing , looking thru this window pane wondreing if you have anything to gain hoping f or something new trying to figuire where are are you searching searching waiting .................................... are you a figment or are u true am i fool even to be looking for you wanting to start a new life . never wanting to repeat my old life turning over a new leaf not afraid to cause someone grief a little jaded this is true but i could really change if i met you longing not to be alone hoping to to call someplace home finally where are you i deserve so much more 6:58 AM - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add
I Thought Of You Today
i thought of u today i woke up this morning and thought of u i sighed and got out of bed put one foot on the floor and stood up iwent to the mirror do you know what i saw a shell an image of someone whose been put thru hell i cant cry anymore ,im done i dont long for you ,i dont need you i said vows to you once ,you tossed them down the drain made my heart hurt , doubts of myself filled my brain i rather be alone ,them with you .you used to make me mad im not mad anymore i wish i could walk away from the things you did , turn my back like u i didnt , i couldnt .but thank you im living without u now im happy .i hope your miserable you didnt care if i was
haha I'm aweful, instead of writing my 5 page paper, I went and talked on the phone all night long...again so who had to write it right I just finished, finished that and a powerpoint. IT SUCKED hahaha. I dyed my hair last night as in my new photos, know the rents wont' like it, but they don't have to see it until tuesday night, and maybe I'll just wear a hat the entire time...hehe oh well david will be with me, dad won't yell if he's around...hopefully.
hearts i heard the saying you broke my heart a thousand times today and i reflected what is this . it only takes one time . you did it well , left me alone cold and in the dark . left with hands tainted and scarred .my heart barely able to beat i hurt even so , not for what could of been but for what now i see never was you fooled me , lied and lied i stood there like a fool ,blind and smiling , im not smiling now . my mind is shattered like a mirror of our past life . i loathe meeting with you now all i feel is a cold sadness. you broke me , made me feel it was me i couldnt trust what wasnt there a human heart with love im not wrong you are . you ruined me , for a while . but alas i will rise again from this darkness from this pain a new person stronger less giving . id say i hate you but even that is good enough for you now . broken heart , broken vows , broken lives of my crying children . who have you become , where are
Which of the four elements matches your personality? Your Element is WaterAs A Thinker: You struggle with the concept of reality and always ponder unusual theories or questions. You are a creative, abstract thinker.As a Friend: Your desire of frienship depends on your mood. Sometimes you prefer solitude, and other times you enjoy being with one or two friends. Most of the time you like to be in a large group. Your friends think of you as interesting and can always rely on you for support.Character Traits: You are funny, laidback, flexible, and artistic. YOu are capable of being very serious and contemplative, or extremely energetic and wild. Your emotions are easy for people to read.You Secretly Seek: Security/Stability and AffectionTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
No Name
new poem no name yet tired of swimming thru the sea of despair wonderingwhat type of spell sent me here falling deeper into the infinate darkness of night freezing alone wherethere is no sign of light praying for the faith and strength to get me thru hoping and dreaming someone will reach out and guide me thru the inner strength that i once heldis dwindling and almost forgotten straining to drum up the couragefor the journey to realitywhich i dont think i can summon looking in the mirror at sad faded eyes , wandering what happened to what was once was my self . loathing what was once was there , remember ing how i used to be . searching to find myself again to come to lifeand be reborn beautiful as i once was
Sexy Smile Contest I'm In :)
twisted Current mood: crushed Remember these simple words we said how dear they were ? Remember how you trembled when you put the ring on my finger ? I remember every bit how i looked , who was there every thing . what are these words ? these vows ,or promises ?are they real? im doubtful . day after day i pray to god for you to want to care , to want me . im discarded over and over again . passed on for better times with other things. "I, _______, take you, ________, for my lawful wife/husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, until death do us part." Ihave stuck by you in the worse and the best times , when you ve walked away from me . when your ill ive held your hand . "I, _______, take you, ________, to be my husband/wife. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love and honor you all the days of my life."
Hmm! Odd
Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at
When someone tells you they love you, but they don't mean it When you see the one you love with the one they love When they leave you for someone else Telling someone how you feel about them and they dont feel the same about you Not knowing if what you have will last Wanting someone so bad, but you just can't have them When you can never stop thinking about that special someone even though you don't want to think about them anymore Wishing you still had them in your arms When you'll do anything for them and they dont even give a care Letting days go by without hearing anything about them Knowing theyre so close but yet so far away loving someone for a long time but they just want to be friends trying your hardest to get their attention, but it just didnt work Being rejected When the distance is just too much for it not to work Going to sleep thinking about them knowing theyre thinking about someone else....ouch! When your intentions are g
okay so i originally started on my cherry so that i could have a place that was my own that no one knew about and i could write *figurativly speaking* down my thoughts. Well here it is the 15th of November, been married for a little over 2 months. I am happy as can be...however i am having all these sypmtoms of being pregnant. i am a few days late and totally spazing out. this will be my second if i am. my husband seems to be happy as a clam this will be his first. i have a drs appt on monday to find out for sure because stupid home pregnancy test has a faint line in the positive area...and i dont trust those stupid things all too much, when the last time i was pregnant i had to take 4 of the damn things 2 said neg. 1 no control line and finally the fourth said positive. so here we are once again down this road and i am having mixed emotions about the whole thing. yes this is something that we BOTH wanted first and foremost!! but thinking about it and actually doing it (so to sp
My Song To All My Friends An Family..ty Sissy
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Hey everybody I forgot to tell ya'll how my weekend went. It went so great i wish it could of lasted longer then one night but couldn't afford it. We had a whirlpool hot tub, oh man did that feel good. I got drunk which was cool mike hard berry baby i also had blue uv but i didnt have none of that. Later on we went down to the arcade played a couple games, I whooped tattoo's ass in air hockey hehe. Played a couple shooting games. Even later on after the pool cleared out we went in there. Man I thought it was awesome how they had it set up. A little kids area to the right with jungle gyms, thses thing where you pull the string and you get alot of water dumped on ya, and sprinklers for the the little one. Then you come to the middle area where it was a pretty good size pool no deeper then 5.5 feet, had a basketball set up with four hoops. You know how you play h-o-r-s-e well we played w-h-o-r-e. hehe and man was there some pretty chicas watchin us every now and then they were fine not to
Never Again
PUKE okey i could not finnish all the dishes,,, i tell ya there was prolly 3 weeks smelly left overs all over the place... they do not smell untill you move them..... omg i almost puked all over the kitchen ... well atleast i got some plates and glasses clean... the rest of the mess i leave to himself. blaaah such a bachelors apartment ... damn :P
I Really Need This Yesterday And Thanks
Yesterday.. I was really down, I read this and seen that life aint that bad. I seen that there is a reason for what happen and I have learn at the most wonderful time in my life. All I had was Tears... but I read this and seen that I am Going to be OK.. HUGS, SHY I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When some answered and now it is time to move on one is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need
Ironic In A Fucked Up Way
you know all this is kinda ironic in a fucked up way cause when i started this relationship i was detached to protect myself ,but then i saw how kira was livin life enjoyin it to the fullest and so i decided to try to do the same and i fell in love w/ her but then all this shit happens ,almost to prove that I was right all along to not commit myself to her but i did anyways. kinda fucked up isn't it ? all i got to say is that I am never goin to change/give up my beliefs on people or life again the way I did w/ kira. i'm never gonna take her back again not after all the pain she's caused this time around. but I am also goin to move on ,maybe go out w/ some other girls ,get my mind off of kira/.not goin to let her rule my life now.
Dinnertime Quesadillas
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 16 min Makes: 4 servings, two quesadillas each 2 cups shredded cooked chicken 1/2 cup drained canned whole kernel corn 1/2 cup sliced green onions 1/2 cup drained canned black beans, rinsed 1 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Salsa 1 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Four Cheese 8 TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Flour Tortillas LAYER chicken, corn, onions, beans, salsa and cheese evenly over one half of each tortilla. FOLD tortillas in half to enclose filling. COOK one or two quesadillas at a time in large nonstick skillet on medium-high heat 3 min. on each side or until quesadillas are lightly browned on both sides and cheese is melted. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with a tossed green salad. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 500 Total fat 18g Saturated fat 8g Cholesterol 85mg Sodium 1140mg Carbohydrate 51g Dietary fiber 5g Sugars 4g
Fucked Up Another One
So, another job I didn't get...I don't know why I expect to be hired, I'm clearly unhirable...I didn't get the job at the construction company for the administrative assistant...I don't know why I thought maybe I would have. I got the letter today stating that the position has already been filled. Oh fucking well. I might as well start packing to move back home now because clearly I can't make it on my own here.
Blog For Wrestling Fans (about Tna)
TNA Impact is moving to 9pm every Thursday on Spike TV. TNA features stars such as Kurt Angle, Sting, Christian Cage, Rhino, The James Gang (New Age Outlaws), Raven and Jeff Jarrett... It's on for 2 hours on Thursday, but it will be on for 1 hour after this week. This Impact features Chris Sabin vs. AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels in a X-Division Title match. The Naturals w/ "The Franchise" Shane Douglas vs. Team 3D (The Dudley Boyz) in a Tables Match. Latin American XChange burns an American Flag?! Rhino vs. Christian Cage (Formerly WWE's Christian) in a Barbed Wire 6 Sides of Steel Match. Kurt Angle faces "The Monster" Abyss in his TNA In-Ring Debut.
Foil-pack Taco Chicken Dinner
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 4 servings, one packet each 4 small boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1 lb.) 4 tsp. TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Taco Seasoning Mix 2 cups thinly sliced peeled potatoes 1 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Cheese 1/2 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Garden Salsa 1/4 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Sprinkle chicken evenly with seasoning mix. Place 1/2 cup of the potatoes on center of each of four large sheets of heavy-duty foil; top each with 1 chicken breast, 1/4 cup of the cheese and 2 Tbsp. of the salsa. BRING up foil sides. Double fold top and both ends to seal each packet, leaving room for heat circulation inside. Place in single layer in 15x10x1-inch baking pan. BAKE 30 to 35 min. or until chicken is cooked through (170°F) and potatoes are tender. Remove packets from oven. Let stand 5 min. Place one packet on each of four dinner plates. Cut slits in foil with sharp knife to rel
GOOD MORNING While you have your first cup of coffee, Set back and listen to some music and read about HELLO. Have you ever thought what this word stands for? Read on.... Do you know that a simple "hello" can be a sweet one? The word H E L L O means: H =How are you? E = Everything all right? L = Like to hear from you L = Love to see you soon! O =Obviously, You are my friend... So, HELLO! It has made me smile every time I say hello since then So send this message to the people you care about. Just thinking of you! I only sent this to people that I knew would NOT break The chain or that believe in the power of prayer. May today there be peace within you. May you trust your God that you are exactly where you are meant to be. "I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when Our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." Hope you are drinking
Fiesta Mexican Soft Tacos
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings, 2 tacos each 1 can (15 oz.) black beans, drained, rinsed 1/3 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick 'N Chunky Salsa 1 medium green pepper, chopped 1 cup water 1 cup MINUTE Brown Rice, uncooked 8 TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Flour Tortillas 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheddar Cheese MIX beans, salsa and green pepper in medium saucepan. Stir in water. Bring to boil on medium-high heat. STIR in rice. Reduce heat to medium-low; cover. Cook 5 minutes. Remove from heat; stir. Let stand, covered, 5 minutes. SPOON rice mixture evenly onto tortillas; sprinkle with cheese. Fold tortillas in half to serve. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Toss together 1 cup sliced strawberries, 1 sliced banana and 1 cup blueberries for an easy, colorful fruit salad to accent this meatless main dish. Jazz It Up Sprinkle wraps with 2 Tbsp. chopped cilantro. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calori
Beef 'n Corn Tacos
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 6 1 lb. ground beef 1 pkg. TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Taco Dinner 1 cup corn 3/4 cup water KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Cheese Shredded lettuce Chopped tomato 1/2 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream BROWN meat; drain. Add Seasoning Mix, corn and water. Bring to boil; reduce heat. Simmer 5 minutes. HEAT Taco Shells on baking sheet at 300°F oven for 3 to 5 minutes, or until hot. SPOON seasoned meat into taco shells. Add toppings: Taco Sauce, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and sour cream. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Safe Food Handling Place ground beef in the coldest part of the refrigerator. Often, this is at the back of the refrigerator on one of the lower shelves. Ground beef should be used within 1 to 2 days after purchase, or freeze after wrapping tightly. Be sure to re-wrap the meat if the original package is damaged or destroyed. When thawing, place on the bottom shelf in the refrigerator to prevent dripping
Symptoms Of Loss
As of 11-15-2006 Loss of appetite Unpredictable bouts of depression (sometimes involving crying) Loss of sex drive Loss of self esteem Feeling of nausea
Wow This Is Scary,.. How Many Ppl Has Ur Name
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:10people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
Jesus Ancestry - Speculation
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands. 2. He had wine with His meals. 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 1. He was at peace with nature. 2. He ate a lot of fish. 3. He talked about the Great Spirit. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got m
One True
I prayed to God in heaven above,to help me find my one true love. I searched and searched but no one ever came, until the day I heared you say my name. My feelings for you will never end, because you my love are my very best friend. This feeling inside me is so strange and new, can this be love? oh yes, and it's true. I can live and love with you at my side, I now look forward to the future, I no longer need to hide. No matter if we just stay friends, or become lovers we'll never be apart, because you will always hold the key to my love and heart. So I smile and look to the heavens above, and thank God for sending me you my angel, my one true love.
I'm Accusing You
I wandered around sightless until you bade me to see You awakened my heart and bade me be me I couldn't hear until I was hearing your voice You gave me a reason and you gave me a choice I couldn't feel until your first touch You gave me love and I loved you too much I couldn't speak until you taught me to write You took me from darkness and introduced me to light I couldn't love until you showed me true bliss You looked at me with passion and gave me my first kiss I couldn't be me until you breathed life into my soul You took the shell that is my body and bade me be whole Now that you have done this I am yours to command You reached down gently and kissed my hand Your love is all knowing and your words are truly wise You took my heart the moment I looked into your eyes Take this woman now and make her yours Rain your love all over this humble body until it pours Take me now and make me finally free Look at what your love has made-it made me
The You & The Me
Reaching out in an instant as the feeling strikes. The mood is set, moving my every thought as I write. Thinking as I carefully raise my head to look up at what I feel is a beautiful sight. My eyes slowly begin to open as for the first time meeting yours in the soft morning light. I’m in your arms at this moment in time. Time seems to stand still while everything around us does not exist and no one left to fight. People are talking but we do not hear their plight. Cars, they go by quickly but we do not see their lights so bright. We are frozen in time in an instant in that moment as we look into each eyes so deep, we can see the very depth of each others might. This moment should be preserved forever like a flower is pressed delicately into a thick book so will this soul filled moment in time.
A Place Inside Of Me.
As life moved on and send years grew into more Where you reside inside my heart continues to endure The absence of your smile,your voice,your familar smell The touch of your hand I remember so well I captured all these pleasure, my heart does reminisce And I whimper at the solitude of all my emptiness So far we've traveled, so mant years gone by In thought I wonder if it's true, "our love was meant to die" Does memory ever wander back and linger now and then Of times we shared the deepest love, can you remember when We never thought we'd ever change, or ever be apart No change has really happened, not deep inside out hearts I wrapped my love in velvet, and stored it all away Waiting for your heart to see the times of yesterday I fear you have forgotten and buried sentiments lay I fear you've found a deeper love, a love that's meant to stay If that is true and I've lost you to something more then we I'll take this love and bury it for all could not be Until
Passion's Flame
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames
Ultimate Pinnacle
She luxuriated in a perfumed tub, silky water lapping at her breasts. Caressing her nipples into tight buds, she dipped beneath the surface to cup herself. The warmth of the bath, her body's redolence, her own light touches, all drove her close to orgasm, but she held back. It wasn't time yet. Orgasm required perfect timing to reach that ultimate pinnacle. Drying off with a fluffy towel fresh from the wash, she blotted the droplets, then buried her face in the clean, sweet scent. The rich aroma of sesame oil tantalized her nose as she smoothed it into her skin, softening her thighs, her belly, her breasts. She imagined a man's big hands kneading the oil into the sensitive spot where neck met shoulder. A moan fell from her lips as she savored the delicious sensations. Next she dabbed her favorite cologne. Behind her knees. The crook of her elbow. Behind her ears. The hollow of her throat. Between her ample breasts. They were her best asset, the kind that filled a man's cupped ha
Ice Cube In Fire
I did not know when I slipped from highs of anticipation into gentle sweeps of submission. Perched precariously on my nerves the waves traveled head down - the tips of my ringed toes caressing love rhymes. It was difficult to contain and burn at the same time the energy till it melted into me like an ice cube in fire.
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To Sams !!!
To Sams! I'm picturing you naked on my bed, laying on your back. I will strip naked and climb on top of you, kiss you from your neck down your chest, along the sides of your stomach down to your hips, a bit of biting and sucking, licking to the happy trail, licking my way down, kissing all around your cock, licking and kissing the inside of your thigh, letting you feel my hot breath on your balls, taking them in my mouth, sucking gently, licking, flicking my tongue around them, licking you hard under your balls, and licking all the way up your shaft, then taking your cock deep into my mouth, sucking and rolling my tongue all around the head. Then I would kiss your stomach and grab your hard throbbing cock, I would slide the head between my thick juicy pussy lips, letting your head feel my hot wet pussy, then I would slowly push you inside me. Thrusting my hips back and forth, I would feel you pulsing inside my hot wet slow and tender stroke
An Age Old Tale
Her Becoming    Nestled snuggly upon a hill a tiny cottage where I used to live and love. Green everywhere the eye can see but where the blue sky sits above. Forced to leave this perfect place with no understanding of how it came to be. With hearts filled with sadness, we slowly walk away towards the gently rolling sea. I lead the way this final time upon the path we've worn. Walking these hills with pleasure and joy since the day we were born. Mind numbed and unable to think beyond the here and now, I turn, looking behind to create the saddest of all memories. There she stands in the chilly wind, red hair streaming as she struggles to bear her agonies. Clouds move over the sun to shade the brilliant blue of her tattered dress of which she was once so proud. I catch the words rising in my throat and stop myself saying her name aloud. She's standing to face our home and wishing to return to the safety of strong stone walls resting be
Little Things
Too often we don't realize what we have until it is gone; Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry - I was wrong." Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones we hold dearest to our hearts; And we allow foolish things to tear our lives apart. Far too many times we let unimportant things into our minds; And then it's usually too late to see what made us blind. So be sure that you let people know how much they mean to you; Take that time to say the words before your time is through. Be sure that you appreciate everything you've got And be thankful for the little things in life that mean a lot.
Content and images copyright ©2000-2005 by Master ~violators will be spanked~ The taste of your body is my delight, from top to bottom for the rest of the night don't need to move, don't need to speak just let me explore each and every treat, i'll start at the toes and and then to the calves, tasting each inch and making it last. ...Savoring the texture of every flick, my tongue on your body, yes baby this is it, I know you want to take Me inside and my need for you i cannot disguise, let me take my time won't you please. ...As i rest my head between your knees, cupping and stroking and plunging, licking and sucking and knowing, these are the things you like me to do, when I'm down on my knees in front of you. your nipples they beckon my wanton kiss, one of the spots i never can miss, Your sighs escape because I'm the treasure, and the taste of my love gives you such pleasure. ...Don't make me stop ~ Don't cry my name! Those little sounds I utter drive You insane, they
Hot Women And How To Approach Them
Hot Women And How To Approach Them -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit -------------------------------------------------- >If you'd like to look at all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to meet and attract women... plus watch video clips of every one of them... then check this out: ***SUCCESS STORY*** Hey Dave, I just had to tell you how great your stuff is. I got your first email (ten things most guys do) and before I finished reading the list went to the site and ordered the book. I figured what can I lose, I don't have success now and I spent more then $40 on my last date and they offer a 100% money back deal. I read it as soon as I downloaded it t
Oh My It Has Arrived
Well Finals are Starting tomorrow until Monday Then vaction time from Thanksgiving to New Years...Wow!!! Want can we do ( me and Mike) hummm...Let's us think we will come up with a few things. I will update my college, grades, winter scheulde after I get all my finals back. Later.
I Want A Boyfriend
Congratulations To My Babies!!!
A Different Christmas Poem
This made me cry and wish I could go back in!! A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My
Lol This Is True And Funny
What would men do if they could have a vagina for the day? 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Wednesday Blues
i'm not in a good mood cuz my "friends" were being bitches to someone i consider my brother (who's actually an ex but we still get along). the bitches were being...argh!! i started to curse them out in spanish to my bro and then got up and left. my bro, ron and i speak spanish all the time...or most of the time and thankfully the guys i was cursing out didnt understand wat i was saying even tho i said it loud enough for them to hear. i'm doing the opposite of what i said i was going to do; find something else besides the computer...haha yea right. here i am, on the computer. i wish people would just be HONEST with me. tell me what's going on with you. TELL ME SO I KNOW WHERE I STAND! i'm tired of guessing either too much or too little. i want to KNOW, i dont want to guess anymore. it's just annoying...ya know? i start indoor lacrosse tomorrow at the DCJCC. i wont get home until 5:30-ish monday, wednesday, and thursday. i cant wait until this week and next week are o
Eight Words With Two Meanings
Highlight this and the blue color wont bother your eyes...Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICAT! ION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
Oj Simpson
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Request For A Raise
Request for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends off or public holidays. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe n
Why I Like Dogs
Birds And The Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Who Need Cherries!!!!
i'll hook you up if you are getting close to a level! just thought i would toss that out since it seems that alot of ya are non responsive to others about rating and commenting for help! i will do my best to come and find ya on my own but lets make this easy on everyone and drop me a comment on this if you are in need...and if not. GOOD LUCK IN CYBERSPACE! lol
Queen For A Day Contest Part 3!
I want to do a Queen for a Day contest again. I've done 2 of these and they have been fun. It's based on comments and the winning gal gets a diamond ring and the title of Queen for a Day! I'd like to start it tonight(10pm central) if i get enough ladies and then end it Friday evening, I'm thinking like 10pm central time Friday. Any takers?? Just message me!
My Dsl And Other Things
ok guys sorry i know some of u r probably losin ur patience with me but i can't help it one minute i'm surposed to get my dsl hooked back up and now i have to wait even longer because of shortage of cash since xmas is right around the corner but soon as the holiday is over then i'm def gettin it hooked back up if not before..but between now and then (if i can) i will start to try to rate and comment everyone ........ and bill broke up and jimmy we're gonna get back together but thats not gonna happen ...1. he found someone new ..2. his friends and fam hates me ...3. my friends and fam hates him too ...4. my bestfriend says that if i go back to him she'll never talk to me again cause she's sick of me cryin on her couch at 4 in the mornin over him ...5. his jealousy..6. he's too judgemental and doesn't trust me ..7. i hate his temper one minute he's fine the next he's flippin out screamin at me ...says he's just testin me but testin isn't by callin me a whore and
Havnt Been Around Much
sorry guys i havnt been around much im doing fundraising events for a freind of mine whos son has cancer and the little guy is six years old so a bunch of us firefighters are banding together to help this family out. i will be on sometime over the weekend , talk to you all soon !!!!
Before I Go
Everyday, before I go, I tell you, that I love you so. I don't want any word left unspoken. I don't want to leave with our hearts broken. You said things that hurt. And I made you feel like dirt. There are many words to say, We must do it everyday. Can't wait until tomorrow. There is no time left to borrow. We are giving a short time, to help make someone chime. How long we have? No one knows. In my life, you have been my rose. If I don't make it back home, You'll know by the words of this poem. That what I feel is true. I would never, give up my time with you. It is time for my eternal sleep. At no time, I ever want you to weep
You Are
You are my crutch, when I can not walk. You are my lungs, when I can not breathe. You are my ground, when I fall. You are my match, when my flame goes out. You are my eyes, when I can not see. You are my strength, when I am weak. You are my drink, when I am dry. You are my day, when all seems so dark. You are my heart, when mine is broken. You are my inspiration, when life is full of struggles. You are my life, when I feel so lost. You are my love, when life is full of hate You are my warmth, when the world is so cold. You are wonderful!!!
Pictures Pictures Pictures
Hey y'all! Alerts weren't working yesterday when I did it, but I posted some more pictures. Just thought I would let everyone know! Show me some love! Much Love, Sam
Lost In The Wind
These days are long and dark, nights are cold and getting old. Getting hard to breathe, You don‘t have to leave. Don't know what is different, nothing seems the same. I don't know why? Everything is a miss. There is no one here to blame. I call out your name, but nobody answers. It feels so long, You say I did nothing, wrong. Our hearts once so close, now the distance between has grown. My feelings for you are known. You added beauty to this ugly place. You are the song, my heart yearns to play. I don't need to pretend, I know you're my friend. I am like your drug, when you were down, all you needed was my hug. Your spirits were lifted and a smile was showing. Like a feather, I'm lost in the Wind, blowing, away.
What Men Are Bringin To The Round Table.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moonor the changing of the tides.Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost everyquestion.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.See a doctor.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expectus to act like soap opera guys.1. If y
Crash And Burn! I will try to give the bad news in chronological order: Monday (11/12/06) Go to upload the photos from faire...sadly, hardly any good ones. The computer continuously runs at a ridiculously slow pace, so I go to restart.... yeah, so much for that...the stupid thing refuses to load windows and says it needs a repair disc. I called my 2 computer guys and they both tell me the HD may be gone...*panic* Tuesday (11/14/06) Don't get to do much on the PC because of parent conferences etc... Wednesday (today 11/15/06)Take the HD to Sis' house because her Hubby is a computer geek. Still don't know if the HD is trash...but (good news) he was able to retrive all my pics, music, documents, etc. Semi-bad alot of cd burning to do (like maybe 20 discs worth?) and I still don't have a PC (using Sis' right now). So that's the deal roughly. Hopefully I'll be back up by the coming weekend. I thought about posting this as bulletin, but I figured if anyone really cared
More Boondock Saints Stuff:)
CONNOR (YELLING OVER THE ALARM) Now, you will receive us. MURPHY (YELLING OVER THE ALARM) We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. CONNOR We do not want your tired and sick. MURPHY It is your corrupt we claim. CONNOR It is your evil, who will be sought by us. MURPHY With every breath we shall hunt them down. CONNOR Each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies. MURPHY Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. CONNOR These are not polite suggestions. They are codes of behavior and those that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. MURPHY There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth (pointing to Yakavetta’s people) not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption … into our domain. CONN
Huntin' Dog
The Hunting Dog Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting." So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there." Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there!" Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too." So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.
Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test
OKay, I have 4 girls for the Queen for a Day contest..Including part 2's champ...who will be defending her title. Any other lovelys who'd like to join? Just shoot me a message :)
Want Sum Kaos In Ur Life?
att:I became single for the 1st time in 24yrs,dam it feels good ya'll ladys keep it in mind, and holler at me, it will get you a 10 and a add every time....kisses to all the pretty gurls at cherry!!
how important is attraction when youre looking to date someone ?? if youre not that physically attractive, you must posess some redeaming qualities...and if you are physically attractive, do those other qualities matter ?? i was discussing this with a friend of mine, two of them. one said, "he has to be cute."...the other said, "as long as hes funny." bullshit. i dont care how funny a guy is, there arent a lot of women that would overlook a fucked up grill, or a missing limb, right ?? why is it that guys are called assholes for this though ??
I'm Back
I was very busy for almost a week shooting my movie but now I am back. Shooting is going very well should be done by next year sometime. I am very excited about it.
"think About How Many Times I Have Fallen. Spirits Are Using Me"
Really Funny
My dads new drug dealer showed up today at our house, never been here before ever, and my doggie who is old, senile and cant get around thought it would be great to attack him even though she never does that. LOL such great situations ^_^
What Is Your Favorite Sex Position
What is your favorite sex position? Great loverYou switch up positions to please your partner. You are only concerned bout them getting theres. Take this test
Are You Loved
Are you Loved?!?! Yes, ur loved!SOMEONE "SPECIAL" is totally falling head over hills for you, your such an enjoyable and fun to be around person! This "someome" is truely in love with you! Take this test
What Candy Are You
what candy are you chocolate kissesu have a warm personality!! u r very comforting when ur friends need you. but you are romantic and sexy when it comes to love:) Take this test
Are You Really In Love
are you really in love very much in lovewhoever you are with right now is in love with you just as much as you.... you are made for each other Take this test awww i love you my wonderful husband
Troops To Teachers
I just watched a really neat program on TV about a program called Troops to Teachers. I just wanted to let all of the military men and wemon on Cherry Tap to know about it.I googled it and it is really easy to find out information. There are so many wonderful men and wemon that I have talked to that are defending our country right now.And there are some that came to my mind and heart as I watched this program. Just wanted you to know! Take Care, Brenda Heartsound
I Just Found Out
last week I had to go to the hospital and get an x-ray on my left hip and I found out that I have the beginings of arthritis in it. The doctor said that if I didn't get it tended too soon that I would have to get hip replacement surgery. And I am only 26 yrs old.
I Need A Nurse~~any Volunteers
Praise Be To Dionysus...2 Articles Why Red Wine Is Good For You...winos And Scientists Everywhere Agree
as found on: Drink Up! This Is a Natural Sleep Aid Here's a grape excuse to hit the bottle. It's a well known fact that a glass or two of wine will not only relax you, but also make you sleepy. Turns out, there's a reason for that. Red wine is laced with high levels of the sleep hormone melatonin, according to researchers from Milan's Istituto di Virologia Vegetale (Institute of Vegetable Virology). We humans naturally produce melatonin from the brain's pineal gland. It helps to regulate our daily cycles of wakefulness and sleep. For example, in the evening our melatonin levels rise, signaling the body that it is time for sleep. When the sun comes up, melatonin levels fall off, allowing us to wake up. Led by Dr. Marcello Iriti, the team tested eight types of grapes from the same vineyards in Italy. All the grapes--Nebbiolo, Croatina, Sangiovese, Merlot, Marzemino, Cabernet Franc,
Insensitive Asshole!
Ok so like I've told yall before Im trying to get pregnant and like I've said I've had miscarriages in the past... I was going through some stuff to take to my friends consignment shop and I found all the stuff that i bought for my last pregnancy...I asked my husband to please put it away because it makes me really doesnt matter if its been five yrs or five days if you've lost a child its hard to move on....well he put it in the computer room in plain sight I said to him I asked you to put it away and do you want to know what he said he said and I qoute" you need to get over it" he was like its just material things and you need to move on....those things as he so delicately put it was for the baby that we didnt have....those things are for the child that I want soo I am bawling my damn eyes out and do you want to know what he is doing hes fucking watching t.v!! you know what i think of all you guys who act like this when your wife or girlfriend needs you...
To Him
oh god... i'm trying so hard not to just break down and cry. i miss him so much...and i cant tell him cuz we're not speaking until monday/tuesday...i hate myself for running him away. if only i could change who i was, i know i would. i'm just so damn stupid...i feel sick to my stomach all the time and all my smiles are forced so everyone will think i'm happy. god i sound so pathetic but it's all true... i worry cuz i think i'm gonna loose him like i lost chris (my ex). i know i would do anything to keep the guy i'm talkin about (not chris) but i'm trying as hard as i can to be perfect. i've gotten hurt in the past...a lot which is why i dont trust guys often. if a guy can fall for me easily, then wat is stopping him from falling for someone else just as easily? that's why i'm so paranoid and jealous and suspicious...when i love someone, i dont wanna loose them. i dont wanna admit i need them until it's too late and they're gone... i know he prolly wont read this...but
A Little About Me...
YOU 1. A Cuddler? Been known to be one 2. A morning person? Yeah not without a LOT of black coffee 3. Are you a perfectionist? To a fault 4. An only child? yep 5. Religious? Nope 6. In your pajamas? Comfy 7. Left handed? sometimes LAST 1. Friend you saw: lindsay 2. Talked to on the phone: lindsay 3. Message over CherryTAP: Bear 4. Was today better than yesterday? nope FAVORITE 1. Number: 79 2. Color: blue CURRENTLY 1. Missing: you know who 2. Not missing: the lou 3. Wanting: a hug QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: What was the first thing you did this morning? A: took Sebastian out Q: Last thing you ate? A: crazy bowls and wraps: power bowl… good stuff@ Q: Do you have anything bothering you? A:yep Q: What's the last movie you watched? A: thin Q: Where is the last place you went? A: old navy Q: Do you smile often? A: try too Q: Do you wish upon stars? A: only if they are falling Q: Are you a friendly person? A: at times Q: Where did you sleep last night? A: ne
For My Fans
Dads Curse..
Dads curse Brad,,, the best husband in the world! I'll never forget the day we wed, that day in December sticks in my head. You were nervous, I saw you flee. Trying to get away from me... But my dad, he chased you down He Brought you back. Now you're standing beside me with a gun pressed to your back.. Yep, a shotgun wedding,, thats what I had... Now, ten kids later. Thanks Alot Dad!!!!!! Yvonne K Johnson Copyright ©2006 Yvonne Johnson
Emerson Bulldogs 2002-2006
2007 Emerson Bulldog Seniors Jaime Rosa- RB/LB Franklin Tiburcio- RB/CB Juan Vallejo- RB/DB Micheal Lorletti- QB/DB Joshua Ocasio- QB/DB Rene Santiago- QB/DB Luis Zaragoza- QB/DB Ricardo Acosta- P/K Gabriel German- WR/DB Christopher Paulino- WR/DB Frank Lozano- OL/DL Sfian Albik- WR/DE Eddy Paz- TE/LB Keny Cruz- OL/LB Daniel Bretton- OL/LB Corey Hernandez- OL/DL Charlie Modesto- OL/DL Alberto Carcamo- OL/DL Jeff Peterson- WR Keith Garces- DB These men, I have known for more than 4 years of Emerson High School Football. Majority of these men, once struck me as immature, yet playful. But from the suffering of the hot days of training camp and screaming coaches, down to the final game, these men I will be only lucky to see again. I am, for one gone away in college, and possibly moving to another state, as for these men, I do not know where they will end up. But these men, my family I love them truly.
My Guys...
My Guys My greatest posessions I will ever have, are three men, Tim Brandon and Brad. I live each day with these three guys, One's full grown, the others pint-sized. Im all alone in a house full of men, A daughter for me Im prayin again. Lord, please help I started to scream, before you know, Ill have a baseball team! Yvonne K Johnson Copyright ©2006 Yvonne Johnson
Darkness Cometh
Darkness Cometh And Darkness cometh to lay upon his wrath on those who face the one who many thought was just a mere myth... Even just as many thought was an impossible vision, to no sooner see the ones who doubted were blinded by his victorious feat of destructiveness. To not explain ones doubt is to not face what is real, they all would see just how real this Darkness truly was. What is Darkness they asked time and time again...? Enter into his plain of oblivion and seek out the answers if so daring enough to do. Darkness is not what is denied, but what isn't. Fear only what you do not understand or will ever to conceive the simplicity of his answers... or are they? So Darkness allowed that wrath to obliviate what ever cross before, around, even near his path. I dare the wicked ones to come forth and challenge this Darkness that had been around since before the dawn. That is if any are not bound to their own egos. Darkness cometh... Darkness surrounds, but never to
True Life...
True Life Lying in bed, unable to sleep, nothing helps, even counting sheep. Thoughts in my mind of the upcoming day. The things to do and the bills to pay. Every night is just like the last, life seems like its moving too fast, I cant keep up Im losing my mind Dont have the patience, dont have the time. Tired of this fast pace, need to slow down, rejoin the human race. Finally I drift off to sleep, and just as I do, the clock goes BEEP! Yvonne K Johnson Copyright ©2006 Yvonne Johnson
What Do My Eyes Say
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion58%Diamond Eyes42%Eyes full of Pain25%Mysterious8%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
Type Of Love I Am
What type of love are you? Playful LoveYou are a Playful Love you like to play around with your partner and are an equal when it comes to your decisions. Take this test
Am I Really In Love?
are you really in love very much in lovewhoever you are with right now is in love with you just as much as you.... you are made for each other Take this test
Why are people so cruel. They play with your feelings and then change their minds about being your friend. Well it FUCKIN HURTS!!!!!! If you don't really like me then, do not bother to have phone sex, oral sex, great sex and accept my friendship at all. SORRY I JUST HAD TO UNLOAD MY BAGGAGE!!!!!!!
Read Me...
hey everyone....the title was just to get your attention. Hopefully you're not too disappointed at the lack of sex in this blog. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I'm pretty new to this site, so check out my page, rate it, leave comments, all that stuff....maybe I can get some more friends and no longer be fresh meat....anyway, check me out and leave some love...looking forward to hearing from ya.
Type Of Love I Am
Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test
What Hot Super Star I Will Marry Lol
what hot superstar will you marry?? Johnny Depp..yeah he may be older but he'll probably still be sexy until he is 65. its true. lucky you lucky you. Take this test
Tiesto Ft Kirsty Hawshaw
Tiesto ft Kirsty Hawshaw Just Be
Hurry Up
naughty pics open 1 mins !(to late must of missed them stay tunned for more >
Why I Took Pagan Off Of My Name I'm Far Too Complex For A Label And If You Want To Know Me Better Plz. Read Also No Drama Please
MY PROFILE STARTS OUT:PLEASE DON'T LEAVE NEGATIVITY HERE NOR DRAMA! THAT INCLUDES ASKING ME WHY I DECIDED TO "RIDE ALONE" AND TAKE ~PAGAN FAMILY~ OFF OF MY NAME.HERE IS WHY! I told everyone I was going through some changes when I was in the process of moving back to the Coastal Area. It is more LAID BACK than Inland North County. It is possible to follow Pagan, Wiccan beliefs without "LABELS" That is not meant to offend anyone, but if it does, that is ON YOU. MY NAME IS STILL IN THE PAGAN FAMILY BULLETIN. THAT IS COOL, I SIMPLY TOOK IT OFF MY NAME. I JUST PREFER TO BE (NAME-WISE) JUST ME. I AM NOT A MEMBER OF ANY FAMILY, NOT THAT I WILL NEVER BE, IF ASKED TO BE, I NEVER SAY NEVER. There are good and bad (YIN,YANG) in all walks of life, all paths, and everyone, period. You can read below, but basically I'm into a wide ranges of Belief Systems that all basically fall under Metaphysics I have been on that path for 40 years, when I first went to Unity in Houston, which is shaped like
My Blast...
Didn't expect it to go from conception to creation in one day. Just got in from work and already I'm flooded with things to follow up on so bear with me, I will get back to all of you (or as many as I can before I expire) -Robert
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This Is Not A Blog.
I haven't been writing a lot the past few days. Overloaded, I think. I seem to have spurts, where I'll write like a madman for a few days at a time, then slack off and do something else. I'm in slack mode at the moment. I have a half-written fictional short story, one that's been rolling about in my head for a few days. I'm relaxing from AC, despite their protests. And, with the closing of my Britannia! blog, less to do each night as far as regular stuff. I'll get back on the stick this weekend.
Fixing My Bed
We got some red lights tonight and put them up around the top of my bed and I bought some sheer material and going to make curtains for the canopy of my bed.... can't wait to get it finished.. I will take pics of it when it's finished....that is if I can pry myself off my computer and get my sewing machine out.. LMAO
A Short Story
p PLAY THIS SONG WHILE YOU ARE READING THIS...ITS LONG BUT WELL WORTH IT.. Stop Crying Your Heart Out Video - Oasis lyricsOasis Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts I looked at Tony. I smiled sheepishly. I was totally embarassed. He didn't notice me looking at him, but he was looking down at the floor leaning against the bus. I walked over. 'Hey Tony. Whatcha doin'?', I asked him, smiling and leaning on the bus right next to him. He just looked at me and walked away...What the fuck?! What'd I do?! Whatever. I think I'm going for a walk, I'll find my way back. I'm smart. 'I'm goin' for a walk!', I yelled as I walked down the street, not knowing if anyone could hear me. If they didn't, it doesn't matter. I'm not running away, I'll be back for the party.I must've been walking for an hour when my phone rang. Man, I love this ringtone. It's so cute. And it's so me! This song is awesome. Everyone knew me for it. Well, at least the
Dog Peeves With Humans
Dog Peeves About Humans 1. Passing gas and blaming it on me... not funny...not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG, YOU NUMBSKULL! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woooo-Hooooooo! Oh, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. Now lay off me on some
Honeymoon Willy
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc? .... I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way" The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; .... an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the hotel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He immediately drops his pants and replies, ...."Look at this, ....still in the CRATE!"
My Birthday Is Coming Soon
What Kind Of Person Am I....
What kind of person are you? Class CownPeople love you! You are always good for laughs but you are also a person people can trust to cheer them up! You are Awesome! Take this test
A kiss never lies!! When you need to know from the bottom of your soul if what you feel for someone is true just kiss them. The feelings that a kiss gives you is something that your body and soul can't deny.The passion is either there or it isn't. When you look into someones eye's and feel the butterflies and lean in and kiss their lips so gently and your heart starts to race and your body trembles with amazement you can't deny what you are feeling. The passionate kiss between two people can tell you everything you need to know about the other person, it's either there or it's not. And when you kiss this person you want to put everything ounce of fire you have into it so that you can see if it's ment to be, but always remember it's not just that one kiss that makes it known. You have to have that same passion and feel that desiere between the two of you ever kiss there after or the fire will eventually die. Kissing is the key to any good relationship and can make or break it. Just a
Wat Would U Do?
The soul a big black hole a neverending tunnel of light its it wrong or is it right? traveling through no end til I find you contradiction, the only explanation is it black enough to find the white? day enought to call it night? call my bluff haven't I done enough? I have to die so I can fly wretched irony endures two sides to every cure [2004]
The New Face
The new face of my friend Justice's website, rolls out in 10 minutes!!!! go here for more info. and the site is CHERRYSPACEGIRLS.COM! go go go!
Welcome To My Page!
Welcome all to my page. I really love this site. I've made a lot of new friends on here & everyone makes you feel special & welcome. Anyways, I'm kinda pissed off tonight because Mario Lopez lost Dancing With The Stars :( :( :(. Anybody that really watched the show knows this is a travesty. He was the best dancer but I guess football players have more fans :(
I Dont Get It Guys
I don't know how some people gets soooo many points sooooooo quickly?!? I have been on here a few months and i'm only at level 3! I am online about 2 hours a day and spend about 30 minutes (sometimes a little more sometimes a little less) on this site. GRR...i guess i'll never understand.
Poem To All Women
Riding in the snow I'm on my way to see you Damn, it sure is cold My balls are turning blue But it's ok, my dear Everything will be just fine We can drink some beer Or maybe even wine. When your heart I have finally won And the night time is still young We will have more fun Involving my long tongue I'll start with your long legs I'll raise them really high you'll scream and shout my name And finish with a sigh The night is finally over I've just begun to cream And then I wake right up And find it's just a dream ***************** If only I Could operate, if you get what I mean Ladies************************
What Would You Do?
Officially A Ninja!!
Thanks to all who helped me get here. One more level to go til imma Rockstar! So Ninjas are cool!!
now that i quit my job and am looking for something a bit more to my flavor, i think i am dying my hair... blue... a very very dark blue... oh gosh that would make me happy....
Does Anyone Talk To My Best Friend!!!
Ok so I may be freaking ou tabout nothing but...does anyone talk to my best friend 'bright eyes'.....she acts like something is bugging her...but won't talk to me about it...I am asking you people who know her to talk to her and help please. And let me know if she is OK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
This Sucks.
He still won't talk to me! My friend Playgirlz42069 wrote a sweet blog about me and showed here love. At least she is a true friend.Do not have that many that are real. All you out there, go visit her page and give her a holler. She is a true friend to all.
I think that people put on a show when they talk online or go on a date.If people like one another they should tell them and then get to the point either they go there separte ways or the go right to the bed?Well that is what I think ok
Pregnant Turkey
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's > house for the traditional feast. Knowing how > gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. > She told my sister that she needed something from the > store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey > out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a > Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and > re-stuffed the turkey. > > She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. > > When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the > turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the > stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she > reached in and pulled out the little bird. > > With a look of total shock on her face, my mother > exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" > > At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister > started to cry. It took the family two hours to > convince her that turkeys lay eggs! > > Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE.........
This Band Is Cool
Vertigo Video - U2 lyricsU2 Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureFree Layouts
Omg This Poem Is So Sad
I'm eating breakfast Sitting in my chair Today there are no bruises on my face And that is rare. I yearn comfort and affection Happiness and love Instead over my mouth I feel someone's glove. A gloved hand Pressing hard against me I can't help it The wails come free. But today it is peaceful All day long I play Making stick figures Out of clay. But now it is tonight And he is home And suddenly I am Left all alone. Where did my mummy go? I hear a slamming door. He picks me up in his arms I start to shriek-can't stay calm. He shouts at me to be quiet Tells me not to make such a riot. Then I feel it on my face-SLAP I feel it on my belly-WHACK I think one of my ribs is about to break I don't know how much more I can take. He throws me on the chair And slowly strips me bare. Why is he touching me there? Why is he pulling my hair? Why are his hands roaming all over me? Why wont he let me free? What is that hard thing pressed against me?
Cliff Richard And The Young Ones - Living Doll
As A Mother That Lost A Child. Please Read
My Little Angel by Elisha G. Rogers I brought a few things today to lie upon your grave. I brought the book that you loved so much.Yeah that one, About the little choo-choo train that just wouldn't give up. I also stitched your 'blankie' for those nights with a chill. The one you snuggled with when we learned you had fallen ill. I know, I know you don't like to see mommy cry. But it hurts so bad not to look into those big brown eyes. I actually came here to tell you about a dream I had last night- You were there.I reached out and touched you, Ran my fingers through your hair.I held you close And laughed with you for a bit.Even told you, "NO" And tried not to laugh as you threw one of your little fits. When I began to realize it was only a dream, I clenched my eyes together not wanting to awake. Wondering why it was 'You' God decided he must take. I know, I know- I shouldn't question God's works, As he seems to do them in mysterious ways.
Recipe For A Happy Family
Remember The Fallen For The Angels Cry For Them
Angels Cry For The Fallen... (got this from a friend) I see so much from day to day, I serve my country proudly. But lately i see so many Negative things said about the military and what we fight for. But before you judge us listen to what i have to say. Read it word for word All soldiers know the price there is a chance for war but in reality No real soldier wants war they just wish to keep peace for not just themselves but for everyone. They love their homes, they love their friends they love their families and they love their country. We do not fight because we want to, We fight because we must, Because for as long as there are people with the wrong kind of power there will always be conflict in the world. Yet it takes power to keep peace but power causes war. So we will never be rid of war insted we can only hope that power will keep the peace insted of causing conflict. Yesterday Was Veterans Day, And we all gave two minutes to
Principles Of Wiccan Beliefs
Principles of Wiccan Beliefs 1974, Council of American Witches 1. We practice rites to attune ourselves with the natural rhythm of life forces marked by the phases of the Moon and the seasonal Quarters and Cross Quarter. 2. We recognize that our intelligence gives us a unique responsibility toward our environment. We seek to live in harmony with Nature, in ecological balance offering fulfillment to life and consciousness within an evolutionary concept. 3. We acknowledge a depth of power far greater than that apparent to the average person. Because it is far greater than ordinary, it is sometimes called supernatural, but we see it as lying within that which is naturally potential to all. 4. We conceive of the Creative Power in the universe as manifesting through polarity -- as masculine and feminine -- and that this same Creative Power lies in all people, and functions through the interaction of the masculine and feminine. We value neither above the other, knowing each to
Like We Never Loved At All
Like We Never Loved At All Faith Hill You never looked so good as you did last night underneath the city lights. There, walking with your friend laughing at the moon I swear you looked right through me but I'm still living with your goodbye and you're just going on with your life. How can you just walk on by without one tear in your eye don't you have the slightest feelings left for me. Maybe that's just your way of dealing with the pain forgetting everything between our rise and fall. Like we never loved at all. You I hear you're doing fine seems like you're doing well as far as I can tell. Time is leaving us behind another week has passed and still I haven't laughed yet so tell me what your secret is baby to letting go to letting go like you did like you did. How can you just walk on by without one tear in your eye don't you have the slightest feelings left for me. Maybe that's just your way of dealing with the pain forgetting every
Ok all I'm so bored that I think I'mma go to bed.. Not to mention I'm not really feeling good either. Love you all Stephen
Contest Is Open!
Well folks, the long anticipated Queen for a Day contest has returned. TAZMANS Angel is defending her title, 7 other women are looking to dethrone her! Remember this contest is based on number of comments...The contestant may vote for herself as well. So here they are..In no particular order... So there they are..Pick your fave and bomb her like crazy!!!
Do It For Porn Sakes!
A Pledge To Pagan Spirituality
A Pledge to Pagan Spirituality * I am a Pagan and I dedicate myself to channeling the Spiritual Energy of my Inner Self to help and to heal myself and others. * I know that I am a part of the Whole of Nature. May I grow in understanding of the Unity of all Nature? May I always walk in Balance? * May I always be mindful of the diversity of Nature as well as its Unity and may I always be tolerant of those whose race, appearance, sex, sexual preference, culture, and other ways differ from my own. * May I use the Force (psychic power) wisely and never use it for aggression nor for malevolent purposes. May I never direct it to curtail the free will of another? * May I always be mindful that I create my own reality and that I have the power within me to create positivity in my life. * May I always act in honorable ways: being honest with myself and others, keeping my word whenever I have given it, fulfilling all responsibilities and commitments I have ta
Rick Astley-never Gonna Give You Up.
I had the hots for the male blonde dancer in this hot
That Thing
I've swallowed a secret, burning thread. It cuts me inside and often i've bled. Pain comes, I don't seek it. turn inward, try to hide. Inner demons come forth wit. life's in rewind. Bringing the hurt I try to bury. anguish, devistation, I must run. Coming's all so scary. the knot I tied them in's come undone. Slipping,i'm falling downward. it's to much, can't reach out. Emotions spiral outward. what is to come, I have no doubt. Here's the bottom. I've reached my end. I haven't fought them. I'm dead my friend.
See I New There Was A Reason I Always Called Vodka Vitamin Per Requested...come On People Give Me More Ideas
as found on: Vodka and Diabetes? It is known that a glass of wine daily can be beneficial to one's health and, more specifically, heart. But what about a shot of vodka? Well, some Italian researchers have found (in a preliminary study) that drinking a shot of vodka at dinner could help prevent Type 2 diabetes. The following press release can be found at ITALIAN RESEARCH COUNCIL AFFIRMS ONE SHOT GLASS OF VODKA DAILY KEEPS DIABETES AWAY Rome, Mar. 23rd (Adnkronos) – A drink during the main meal of the day could keep diabetes away. Not only has red wine been found to be “heart –friendly” but now also vodka in moderate amounts is said to be “healthy”. In fact, it seems that vodka is useful against diabetes, especially to ward off mellitus diabetes, or non-insulin dependent Type 2 diabetes. This was discovered by the researchers of the Biomedical Engineering Institute of the National Research Council (CNR) of Padua, in co
Oh So True!!
"MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people" HaHa
My Evil Ex Dared To Call Me!
ok i've been broken up w/ my abusive ex for 14 months now. we were togeher for 2 years, i raised his son from the time he was 19 months old to the time he was over 3, pottytrained him, started teaching him to talk (he was a special needs child because his biological mother was a methaddict), fed him, clothed him, nurtured him, put him to bed at night, he called me "Shmom" short for Shannon-mom (my real name is Shannon). i supported them BOTH financially since the bastard wouldnt get off welfare and so i paid the rent, bought the groceries, bought the clothes on BOTHS their backs, bought diapers, baby wipes, everything! then the jerk had the gaul to track me down on myspace and send me a message saying "what happend to our love. i really did love u. it's your long lost love David" so i flipped. and i said "long lost YES love HELL NO!" u abused me, u hurt me took advantage of me and then broke my heart by cheating on me w/ your son's mother, THEN cheated on me AGAIN w/ some random chick
Stone Sour "through The Glass"
I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever Feels like I'm sitting all alone inside your head How do you feel, that is the question But I forget, you don't expect an easy answer When something like a soul becomes initialized Folded up like paper dolls and little notes You can't expect a bit of hope And while you're outside looking in Describing what you see Remember what you're staring at is me 'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever When no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head How much is real, so much to question An Epidemic of the mannequins Contaminating everything When thought came from the heart It never did right from the start Just listen to the noises (No more sad voices) Before you tell yourself It
What To Say, What To Say, What To Say
there somthing that I want to say somthing new, and riske I want to tell you it in person, but that won't work, might as well be persian so very close but so far away I know what I want, but not what to say I'd like it more than anything to throw it all in on a wing you'll soon find out what's on my mind and hopfully that button soon I'll find I've run out of works and now I'm broke like a wheel with no spokes I see your picture in my room hoping my dreams will soon come true... Just thinking of someone special
Jack And Coke
Key to happiness... — Wednesday, November 15, 2006 Jack and Coke, ( as if that isn't enough ) and a cashew bear. ( caramel and cashews covered in chocolate ) Enough said.
Save Your Love ~~~ Great White
Have you ever thought this about someone: "Damn. Too bad you're a complete, fucking idiot. You would have been cute otherwise."
Xxxx Man Gone Wildxxx
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off
Sippery, Yo.
Sometimes I am all slippery. I have no idea why.
Just Some Thoughts...
Well...where do I begin? I am going to simplify my life a little bit. That includes getting rid of the drama and negativity that surrounds me. I have had quite the rollercoaster of emotions as of late and it truly is amazing how you discover who your true friends are. My definition of a friend is someone that is loyal, will not judge you and most of all is someone to confide in. Wow, did I get a rude awakening of sorts. I would never backstab someone that I had been friends with for 15 years. I also came to the realization that I invite the drama in and I seem to attract trouble. Is that in a woman's nature? I am trying to mend relationships on one hand and the other ridding myself of broken ones. I have asked myself why do we maintain relationships with people that we know deep down inside is not worth the air we breath? Do we constantly set ourselves up for disappointment? I just want to be happy and that ever possible? I also want answers...damn where is Dr. Phil when
For Your Tickle Bone..
This Shit Is Getting Ridiculous
Im becoming slightly irritated with this site. It seems to me that people in charge pick and choose what is considered to be adult and what isnt. I get flagged for a word while there are pictures with skanky girls bent over in thongs or girls grabbing their tits in a lame attempt to be sexy. Had I known this was a website for whores I probably wouldnt have joined. Everywhere you look its spread pussies and lopsided titties, small dicks and big bellies. When is going to end?
i feel so lost i know not wat to do so many confusions of wat is real and wat is not so i cling to u to help me thru my ordeals. i can't say this is love bcuz its more than that its the fusion of our souls and the way we interact and thats why ur the face i see in the crowd so ur my angel helping me and teaching me at thesame time about this world and wit everything i learn it combines us more. So in this world of hate,greed sin and lust ur the only being i trust while u take me in ur arms to ur world where the both of us can now die.
Happily Sadly Alone
I love Church I live for Sundays and going to church...My whole world would come crashing down if it wasn't for Church i do believe. Problem is besides my Cousin/Friend Debbie I have noone to talk too about the wonderful things that has been happening to me and For me. ALL the blessings and Prayers that continually gets answered. Its an AWESOME feeling. So While, I have NEVER before been so close to God. I long for my friends and want to be with them... A few does drugs and heavy drinking and i just can't put myself in that situation anymore because im so scared i will Give in to Temptation. I just feel really disconnected from everyone and I feel like i'm trying to reach out and spend time with my friends (w/out drinking, drugs and such) and They just aren't there. I am also longing for companionship. I have been writing a friend of mine thats in jail named Joey but I dont know where that will lead. Because im very leary about being used and with him in jail Its reall
The Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait for you to take. Laying back, I plead with no words, As if silent lips could somehow be heard. Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to that part of you, there. Beckoning please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, a grin on your face, Reveling in how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant me relief, Knowing now that I must have peace. Penetrating me with your pride, Charging, you thrust yourself deep inside. Planting my feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease momentarily, Slowing, I plead "please-don't-stop" please, Whimpering I am at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your eyes
Less Than 700 To Level!!!!!!
LESS THAN 700 TO LEVEL. Stop by N rate , show sum love. pwease. Thanx... ~Dj Twisted Angel~Wiccan Family~@ CherryTAP
This sounds like a wonder fruit, it will do everything! A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on: Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depre
From My Aunt...thought It Was Funny
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female..... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female.....
It's Blood Curtling, Do Not Read If You Have A Weak Tummy, Lol...
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
Did you know this?????? Interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER KNEW THIS BEFORE... I wonder how many people know about this? A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and Totaled her car. A resident of Kilgore, Texas, she was traveling between Gladewater & Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydro-plane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence! When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know - NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON. She had thought she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed in the rain. But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on and your car begins to hydro-plane -- when your tires lose contact with the pavement, your car will accelerate to a higher rate
does anyone want to cam to cam? i have yahoo and msn message or shout if you want to!
I'm on my way to Aruba for a photo shoot, so excited! I'll have new pics for Cherry when I get home! Cat
Go Eat A Bowl Of Dick
There's a fine line between my nose and the mirror. And yet, there's two lines in the middle of the road. There also maybe a damn long line to your favorite roller coaster. But actors forget their lines all the Goddamn time, and that's some 0panzy ass shit right thur. You stupid coked out freaks, what did you think this was? A Goddamn game? Of course it is you skeevy fux. You can go eat a Goddamn large bowl of DICK. And then there's that whole line about countin your chickens before they hatch....who the fuck has the Goddamn time for that? It's a damn debauchary I tells ya. If I spent my time countin' checkens all Goddamn day, I'd be up fucks creek with shit for a paddle. And what's even more worse (Goddamn it) is that they don't even have Fruit Loops at the Goddamn mexican super what the fuck am I supposed to do?
Being a cunt is so fun, but its a lot of work.
Myself And Sister
remember.. to vote.. for my sis an i?.. thankyou!!!!
My Son
I miss you very much and think about you everyday. The holidays will be hard without you here, but you will never leave my heart....
Let Her Do
When did you last let a woman touch you, feather fingers 'cross your brow, trace you with her pinkie, unravel your spine knots, caress your spirit... No booty call required. When did you last let a woman hold you, stroke your chest's plane, lie back 'til her hair kissed your bare shoulder, tickling muscle in your thick, upper arm... Not Sex Olympics inspired. When did you last let a woman sink her soul in you, fingering out tension (your day's review), 'til soft lips brushed your dimples, temples, ears... No backseat to desire, but love you to perfection true let a woman do.
My Porno
The porno of Angel's life will be called ... "Girls gone wild Vegas style" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at
The End
After the witching hour, alone upon my sleigh bed, soon after Morpheus kissed my lips, I lay beneath my finest purple linens, and a raging thirst shook me... I bristled, craving seminal nectars, tender areolar skin tightened and tuned me, a violin bowing close to the bridge, my nipples strained the silken fibers of my sheer ruby gown because despite your absence, I smelled you with my heart and breathed in... you stalked my molecular corridors as fire melting my feminine pearl, and it dripped its luminescence like the tell of a habitual gambler, then streamed down my loving canal whispering your name. If you had shown up at my door then, it would have been the end of you. I would have stripped your tall ass down before your foot found the sill of my doorstep. I would've jumped you and humped you on the front lawn. Neighbors be damned.
I once knew a rabbit, that didn't seem to like things he didn't know about when he wasn't looking. ANd I simply looked at him and said he should not think about stuff that isn';t being said to people that aren;'t listening to the people they;ve never met. Me and that rabbit later became friends and went to the highest of mountains that weren't created yet. But in sense, there aren't many things to do with resources that are not available to hands that aren't yours when you're not looking. And what all of that means is that I beat that rabbit in the head with a coat hanger for swiping my Goddamn frosted flizzles. Don't worry he didn't die, but he didn't say things to people that weren't throwing stuff that he wasn't looking at.
Get Me,rock Me,take Me
Be steady, baby, rock steady to me, Be a Stedman, sugar. Not a Johnny Come Lately. Before I've got what Oprah's got, now before I'm hot, Breathe me in and breathe me out, Get me while I'm not! Not the Queen of Heaven, Nor the Queen of Earth, Just the woman of your dreams who gives birth to your mirth. Be a Stedman to me, baby. Don't be fooled by the notion that a man like that's on backburner devotion, a Stedman will always win because he claims the prize from the beginnin' of conception. A Stedman loved Oprah when Oprah was fat before she made first mil', Stedman saw the deal, Before the movies and 'zine he was on the scene, Before the billions rolled in, he claimed his one in a million femme. Be steady, baby, rock steady to me, Be a Stedman, sugah. Not a Johnny Come Lately. When Oprah was only the scent of hot when she was not The Oprah Royale, when she was local talk with the glimmer of special The Stedman
Something To Think About
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won\'t make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn\'t love you the way you want them to, doesn\'t mean they don\'t love you with all they have 4.. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can\'t have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don\'t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn\'t willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when
Breaking News : Don't Miss This !!!!
Le Beaujolais Nouveau est arrivé! AT ONE MINUTE PAST MIDNIGHT on the third Thursday of each November, from little villages and towns like Romanèche-Thorins, over a million cases of Beaujolais Nouveau begin their journey through a sleeping France to Paris for immediate shipment to all parts of the world. Banners proclaim the good news: Le Beaujolais Nouveau est arrivé! "The New Beaujolais has arrived!" One of the most frivolous and animated rituals in the wine world has begun. By the time it is over, over 65 million bottles, nearly half of the region's total annual production, will be distributed and drunk around the world. It has become a worldwide race to be the first to serve to this new wine of the harvest. In doing so, it has been carried by motorcycle, balloon, truck, helicopter, Concorde jet, elephant, runners and rickshaws to get it to its final destination. It is amazing to realize that just weeks before this wine was a cluster of grapes in a growers vineyard. But by an
Taking A Finall Personal Decession
To be called a poet isn't a crown that one can place upon ones self, but a royalty that only those who read and enjoy their words can bestow upon them. I can only hope that some day in the distant future a student, or someone in need of comfort opens one of my pens and find what their soul has long been searching for. Whether that is hope, laughter, love or a meaning even deeper. Having left home at an early age, I chose the life of a carney in order to see the world. Though my school life suffered from this, I never failed to continue reading. My travels continued until now, at which point I think serioully to finally settled down to a more tranquill life. My views I saw in others more often than not influence my poetry. I consider myself lucky to have survived many close to death moments in my life. I feel at times that this gives me an inner vision on the thoughts of others. Though not a man of any religion, I do believe in God and his being. We as humans often consider ourselv
i want to be the one lyin in his arms the one he calls when he has a problem the one he wants to be near most of the time because all of the time would get annoyin i think the one he runs to when things fall apart the one he cant live without the one he wont let go of the one he loves for all time the one whose voice he has to hear the one in his dreams to take away the nghtmares the one to protect him from as much heartache as possible the one who loves him for all his pubic announcements i just want to be his one and only I THINK I ALREADY AM HIS ONE AND ONLY!!!!
Today I tried to take my life I sliced my wrist with a knife The blood made me sick it was all I could bare All I could do was sit there and stare I sat and watched the blood in my arm drain I didn't understand why I caused myself pain I no longer wanted to live, I just wanted to die All day I sit in my room, the only place to hide I hate being like this, always depressed I don't understand why I have this much stress But now my life's ending, I'm getting ready to die Wait I'm not ready, I didn't say goodbye Goodbye to my family, my love, and my friends Goodbye to the world, for my life's at it's end ~Lyssa Reyome 3-12-04
New Person
So yeah... I got this link from a friend of mine.. and I told her I would get on later.. and I did.. and look what happened.. non-stop messages.. lol... so if I dont get back to ya please forgive me and give me a little bit of time.
A Female Stripper
I am a female stripper. Being nude is my normal way of life, I am nude at work and when back home, I usually act as nude as I do at my job: without thinking twice about it. While the strip club's customers are aroused by my nakedness, I am not. I just feel free and at ease, so used to behaving naked… naturally. Of course, I know how to arouse them with my bouncing breasts, moving my ass in front of their faces, but this is just my job, not my life, I don't even think of it anymore when doing it. Do you think of your foot when you press on the throttle pedal when driving? Are you conscious of your hand when writing? Of your mouth when eating? Of course not, nor am I about my breasts, my pussy or my ass. I strip and dance fully naked in front of my male audiences, it is so natural to me, night after night. I just take their money, as much as I can and I am happy with it as I can live in a luxury flat in one of the most chic parts of the town. Love just means sex to me, and I love sex.
Snow,spice And Sex
I am hot, incredibly hot, I am wet, oh… so wet, I am aroused… oh yes… so aroused… Droplets of sweat rolls down slowly between my breasts while my eyes devour him, each part of him, torso, arms, legs… sex. Droplets of sweat are also rolling down his bare muscular torso, finding their way through his chest's hair, glistening under the faint light. I would like to lick them, to lick all of his body, slowly, delicately, sensually… He is so gorgeous, so male, so fully offered to our gazes. I lick a droplet of sweat rolling down on my upper lip while a new one rolls into my cleavage. His eyes look at it until she disappears into my one-piece black swimsuit. He knows that the droplet is rolling down between my ample breasts now. His gaze follows it as if my breasts are naked. My nipples are fully erect, fully burnt with his gaze; they are as hard as my pussy is wet. The girl sitting beside him looks at him with envy too. She is melting, craving as much as me to touch him, to kiss hi
Love On The Beach
The night is warm and the sky full of stars. The dinner with Alan at the restaurant just in front of the sea is very romantic. I met Alan a week ago and my heart and skin are now deeply tattooed with his passionate Mediterranean burning love. Each gaze or word that escapes from him is a hot lava bullet that hits each sensual fibre of my offered body, of my conquered soul. He knows the power of his eyes, the power of his deep and sensual voice and the power of his love. He knows how to play with his hands and mouth on my all curved body instrument and the music he plays tonight is a great love and erotic symphony that awakens all of my senses. Surrounded by the wave's sound and the holiday's fragrance while in front of this gorgeous sensual and feline man, along with sweet wine, the magic of love, burning desire… and you will understand that I am in paradise. Today at the beach, he asked me to remove my top. The beach was crowded and not a single woman was topless. I could not accept
The Quality Within Me
The Quality Within Me Created by Chellie August 31, 2005 I sit here at my computer and just wonder...wonder what it would be like to have someone else's life, and not my own. How would it feel to see through their eyes...not feeling what they feel, but feeling what YOU feel. Would it be like walking in slow motion, as everything passes you up in a rush? Could you choose this person's body to live inside? If only for a day even...what experiences would we create for this person? I, for one, would love to just get the hell out of this body....float over the earth, and choose someone who has a simple life, who is stable, financially and mentally!!! So now I have to wonder, would people realize eventually that it was ME? Would my own family, and daughter know it was me if I am inside this other person's body? My mind filling with fear...would I still have the same personality? All I am wanting is a new life. Not to hurt others, nor myself. All I ever do is tend to hurt eve
Outside Naked
It was impossible to sleep. It was a little more than 3:00am and while Grace, my sister, was sleeping without being disturbed at all by the oppressive heat inside the bedroom, I had turned a hundred times on myself to try to sleep, uselessly. We were in August, in a hotel in front of the Mediterranean Sea on a little Greek island. I had just broken off with my fiancé and this trip was supposed to be my honeymoon. But just a week before our marriage, wanting to make him a surprise, I came to his office one evening and... I saw his secretary, lying naked on his desk while he was fucking her wildly. The honeymoon trip was already paid by my parents and it was too late to cancel it. My sister told me that instead of staying at home crying, it would be better to go to Greece with her, as it would help me to forget that bastard. In this little charming hotel of about ten rooms there was no air conditioning. The temperature that night was over 95°F and I could not stop sweating because
The Journey Continues...
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005 7:17 pm Created by Chellie (Me) The Journey Continues... It's still the same, dark and alone. The demons are fighting their way in, and I have no place to escape. These demons are within me from the experiences I have known...they hide within my very soul...gnawing at my every existence. I want to scream, but I have no voice...I want to release these things within me that are so twisted and frayed. So many walls building up around me, so little time to tear them down. The distance grows near, and yet, I am in an empty space. Within myself. Nothing seems to break the silence I have created for myself. I'm not strong enough to raise my sword and fight these demons alone. I fall to my knees and tremble, asking God to just end the pain "NOW"...I scream..."Now God, just take all these dark places from my memory!" I'm walking step by step towards something now...not exactly sure what it is..I pull back a few steps..."I'm scared God"..."You have g
Hi there ladies. Pls pls pls can someone reply to my sadness and mercy !! i am single and cant seem to get a date and im so horny i need relief. Therefore can some ladies send me a sexy video in order to help relive the situation and i will send u a gift or something of ur choice xxxx Many thanks in advance Jon
Take Me Please Now
As every day, I awaken early and slip on my sports clothes and running shoes. I am ready to take my bicycle and to go to the lake. I love to run in the early morning around this unfrequented lake, surrounded by just the bird's songs and the gentle rustling of the tree's leaves. I love to feel my leg and thigh muscles when running. I also love to run as smoothly as possible, like a cat, unwinding my legs in complete harmony with my whole body. Seven miles will be enough for today. I am happy after that good sweat. I peel off my clothes, so pleased to leave their stickiness and feel the air caressing my skin, so eager to dive in the welcoming freshness of the water. It is a true delight to bathe nude in this little wild mountain lake, I feel like a white and graceful swan, gliding silently while looking through the pure water as the fish swim fearlessly around me. I now float on my back, eyes closed, feeling the tender bite of the sun on my nipples, gently moving my legs to remain at
I have these feelings inside that I can't control My heart pounds in my chest. My palms are sweaty with thoughts of you. Everytime I think of you, I have to catch my breath My body shutters in bursts knowing that your touch could be hot. I cannot admit my feelings to you. I would not know how you would react to me. I talk to you but deep down I'm dying. I want to scream to you... That I want you babe... We finally meet. You and I look into each other's eyes Not knowing what to do. Your touch is like a burning furnace setting my skin on fire. Your kisses make me fall into your arms... My body comes alive with needs. A temple that has been dominate for years. Now it is the time to set me in the ultimate high. For a time I have always wanted you. But the timing wasn't right to tell you. But we stand now inches to inches Your touch sends shock waves to my very core. Making me want you more. Making me want to be with you forever. Our souls are tied together...
Sex And Sins
"The pen with which I write shakes between my fingers, leaving behind its rusted nib a dark and jagged trail that will confess my sin. A sin committed over quarter of a century, the sin that was my enlightenment. And despite the years that have passed between my transgression and my confession, despite the dilution of memories not important enough to keep, there is no fear that the details contained in these pages are not filled to overflowing with vitality." As a petal of a rose With soft and pearly skin Which flies in the wind Iridescent under the sun's rays And reddening in the twilight glow You open to my lips your smooth and pink flower You offer to my breath Its intoxicating fragrance You offer to our sex its delicate velvet As a smooth nest welcoming my warm semen
The Perfect Turkey Recipe
The perfect recipt for people, like me, who are just not sure how to tell when the Thanksgiving turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. 12-16 lb. turkey 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the turkey flies across the room, it is done.
The Duct Tape Incident
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."
Sunday Sex
**Sunday Sex** A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion o! n this question. ** After consulting the bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the ma
we all have are flaws, sometimes something always goes bad, we all make mistakes. my flaws seem to becoming more eventful and to be seen. people keep telling me what is wrong with me, things i was born to feel, mistakes in who i was raised to become. that sometimes is more an always where something has and will go wrong, either by fate or my own mistake. and finally we all make mistakes though i seem to be making more, often and more destructive. i hate who i have become, i once loved who i was even if no one believed so, i am scared of who i may hurt and what i might do to myself. i have become a coward, fearful, paranoid, lonely, tired, weak. i dont feel i have purpose, nor to i feel the fight in me to continue. call me weak call me lazy to find a reason to fight, though i have always appeared strong. though when i know i am not flawed though am a flaw then why fight? i love though even that holds no strength against me, nor does it hold reason or power with those whom i d
I Wear Blackk For The Broken, The Beaten
Bf Application
Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wanted to have sex with you: I touched your ass: I was hospitalized:
The Empty Chair
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Without You
Life to me would no longer matter If you are not by my side For everyday that would go by More and more tears Would fall from my eyes And if u were gone I would no longer wake up each day Because the thought of waking up alone I could no longer stand I would miss your hugs Your smile Your kisses The simple soft touch of ur hand And in the end This life without u Would be no more For I could no longer Miss the person I've always loved, cherished and adored ©Sorrow
Deepest Love
Deepest Love When things start falling away And the world doesn't know you anymore Everything is changing for better and worse And you can't keep your eyes up above the floor When I still trip and stumble And I can't do anything right Trouble is peering from all directions I put my fists up and prepare to fight Before me comes that bright angelic glow And a comfort takes away it all That hand slips my fist into hers Rage fades and my anger too My heart flutters and misses beats Skin grows cold and bumps show all over Hair on my neck still risen from the first time That peace took a hold of my life A feeling grows and fills a void That was left behind inside Warmth of blood flowing through me again That I thought I would never feel a second time I tremble now in the thought I am at home when I am known I am loved even though I'm gone I am more human than I've ever been shown My deepest regrets are even deeper in the past I can not change what has alr
My Living Proof
My Living Proof What else am I to do with myself What else to convey the way I'm feeling I feel like I'm going insane All these words swimming Racking my brain I'm bored with my life every other day My heart aches for something new Foundations as weak as clay Fortune is not my friend it seems Grinning in another direction Spitting with objection My mind spins into the mist that is the world outside the windows of my eyes And in this moment I am free Do I rip out my hair and run into the woods Or pack my bags and see the truth All I need now is my living proof
Please Forgive Me
i am soo sorry everyone that i have not been on much but they just gave me full time at work and i have been bustin my ass off at work im tired as hell but it is what i wanted i will try my best no wait i will play catch up this weekend with all comments and ty thank you for all the comments and the love
Miss Me
Would Anyone Miss Me If I Were Gone The Destractions From Me Would Be Done The Despairation For Your Attention Would Be No More Sadly Im Tired Of This Life Gone Wrong No One I Feel Understands Whats Wrong With Me The Reason Im So Tired The Reason Im So Unhappy I Wish I Could Sleep Forever Im Even Tired Of Putting On A Fake Smile I Feel Like Im Just Taken As A Joke To Some A Fool To The Rest I Have No Part Thats The Best Of Me Just A Worn Down Soul That Should Never Be ©Sorrow
Elusive Love
So close to midnight No one to hold my hand While I feel so cold I wish tonight I did not have to give in But all this pain has caused me so much suffering And I dont think I can hang on any longer Im tired of faking smiles Just to get through the day So no one knows my misery My tears feel like ice Falling against my cheek And my body feels so lifeless So weak I miss my love My only love The one who made me feel special enough To take on the world And be so strong The one who never let me feel alone He gave me the hope to try for my dreams And the courage inside to just be me He showed me I had talent To sing so beautifully And he never let me not know How much he loved me But with all my happiness Between us There has always been an undying fear That he will never be near How much I care Does he even know I scream out just to show But my voice is like a whisper in the wind Seeming to never be heard again So I lay here In this meadow So cold Starri
The Silence
I am drowning in the silence. This quietness I can no longer stand. At one time I adored being alone. But now crave the attention from another. The silence drives me mad It makes me think. Think of the worst. I cant take it. With all these thoughts. I feel I will burst. I sit in a room. All alone. Starring out the window. To the darkness outside. Its the silence that drives me mad. Can I? Will I? Just pull the.. Wait I can't. What am I thinking. Great now I'm talking to myself. What is wrong with me? Nothing, I'm fine. I'm just not all there. Being alone for so long. No one there for me. No one to care. Whats the difference. Its always been this way. How come its never been this bad. Only because the silence now drives me mad? Its makes me think. And I think hard. I don't like this feeling. Just let it go away. I have butterflies in my stomach. And I feel so much pain. Pull the.. Slash the.. Swallow the... I can't. Damn am I insane
Life " My First Blog"
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Sexy Ezra's Latest Picture Preview
Sexy Ezra's Latest Picture Preview The following is a preview for: !!!CUMMING VERY SOON!!! This is my girlfriend, the very sexy and enchanting: Ezra Valentine. We just took new photos and naughty videos of her masterbating for our upcumming website You can see a short preview of her latest pictures by clicking the photo link below. *spanks and kisses* Hazel All of our photos found within our preveiws are copywrite 2006 This preview has been brought to you by
New Chip For Women
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Greyhound Poop
Bus company sued for repulsive highway latrine-dumping incident NOVEMBER 7--An Ohio family is suing Greyhound Lines, claiming that they were driving behind one of the company's buses when the vehicle discharged its latrine, covering them and their car with a fetid stew of human waste, toilet paper, and chemicals. In a Court of Common Pleas lawsuit, Robert and Angela Stokes charge that they were driving last May (Mother's Day, to be exact) on I-75 in Toledo when "Greyhound Bus No. 6426" suddenly "emptied the contents of its latrine." The Stokes, who were traveling with their three children, claim that they and their 2002 Ford Explorer were covered with "human urine, human feces, toilet paper, other waste products" and a liquid toilet chemical known as F-104 Inca Gold. Along with destroying their car, the Stokes contend that the bus discharge ruined their clothes and caused them to incur about $10,000 in medical bills. The complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find below, seeks at leas
Positive Side Of Life
MessageLiving on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box. A
Top Country & Western Songs
17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman,
Would You If You Could?
I have entered 2 contests and would like to win them, cause I am not much of a Winner...(What Dork Fish So drop by and leave some Love... Thanks Y'all... Dork Fish.
Man Rules
We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. Se
I'm A Sausage...
I'm a spicy eastern european sausage. Get that reference and win a prize. Or something.
goooood morning peepz. woke up 10am this morning.. dead tired. even tho its only 3.20pm talking to peter and sum wierd dude i got to know here on pr last nigth on msn .. lennon is busy i guess alot of drunks running around at his work... oh... now his the drunk today ;) my mistake :P well today im just gonna do like i've done the rest of the week.. nothing .. gonna sit here all day ... maybe try and find something tiny to eat. tomorrow i get real food. thata i know for sure :P i dont know if im gonna take the train or the bus back hom... im thinking bus. but have no idea yet :P if i take the train i have to switch train in Katrineholm to get to Norrköping. baaah :P im a lazy bastard. back in norrköping im gonna go to Thai Takeout and grab me muh amazing fav dish of foooooood :P just NEED that now ... i migth even get some with me to go so i got sum back home gotta luv there food :P well now try and find some breakfast here. that will be a prob.
Test The Waters
ok the rednecks have said some pretty mean things about me and other people on cherry tap. i knowthat i`m a ver nice guy and should be cussed or callresd racial skurs due to the things they have said so if you believe them just let me know and i will mostdefinetly take you off my list
Seek Not My Heart
Seek Not My Heart by Kit McCallum Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It is just one of those days.
A Must Read
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN FADE AWAY. Date: Nov 13 2006 10:00 PM For THOSE WHO CARE ABOUT OTHERS AND WANT TO SHARE A DRINKING & DRIVING STORY THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET~ SIZE=5> This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations. Jacqueline was caught in theburning car and her body was heavily burnt for approx. 45 SECONDS! With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment. Th
Insane Clown Posse To Wrestle In Philly This Saturday
FROM HTTP://WWW.PWINSIDER.COM FROM THE DESK OF..... TOD GORDON Juggalos? Jiggalos? Deuce Bigalow? What in the world is going on with my new promotion, PWU ? I've got clowns to the left of me and Joker's on my right. This may be one of the most bizarre months I've ever experienced in almost 17 years of promoting professional wrestling events. The key word here is "event ", because when you deal with The Insane Clown Posse, Psychopathic Records, and all of their crazy fans known as " The Juggalos", it's like nothing I have ever experienced before. BOMBSHELL? BOMBSHELL? Annie Social, my executive vice president and I are sitting in my office trying to assemble a card for our great fans of PWU, when we are "told" there is a message waiting for us from Violent J. Simply put .... he's going to drop a bombshell this Saturday night. With Corporal Robinson now pulling double duty as our Hardcore Champ and the JCW's Heavyweight champ, it seemed like a great opportunity to expose our fan
You Mean Sexy Left?
i didnt know it left? wow i am glad we have somebody like justin timberlake( skinny as white kid) to tell me he found sexy ( cuz i didnt think a boy like that knew where to find sexy except his girlfriend which is funny shes even lookin at him) and brought it back! wewh what a relief he found it next time it goes missing would someone contact me please just it would be nice to know and i dont want to have to hear it from someone like justin next time
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I Need Your Help
Okay all my friends...As you know I have been entered into a contest called Prince Charming. You guys have been great so far with the votes and comments. Last night I took a big hit and am now losing by a large margin. I really need you guys help. Please stop by and vote and comment if you can. You can comment as many times as you like. I will rate everyones pic and profiles that vote 4 me....I love you all and thanks.
Holy Fuck
OMFG how many of u are sick of peeps that don't return the fave when ya ask....go show some friggin love please and if ya haven't already reposted my bulletin to get it out there it wld frickin b appreciated....heres direct link where i wld like some love and not just from my wife. just click on the damn pic ya looked at this so i am sure won't kill ya to do this. maybe take a min or two out of u'r dang internet life.
Yes More Updatez On Me
Well I have not been taking my meds like I am supposed too.. This time it sliped.. I really don't know what to do.. If I end up having that break down.. Why a break down? I am tired of people asking me for money all the time.. the people are is my mom she is driving me nuts.. I tryed but it don't seem to work at all.. Yes it is really bullshit, but I can't help it.. I did what I can.. I guess I am going have to get away for a while.. If my grandmother goes to Ohio than I am going up there to see my dad and my best friends parents.. It is the only way to get away from the computer and my mom and every one else that is here.. I have not been really out of the house expet for going to my Appointments.. I do want to get out but If I get out of the house, things will be out of hand.. Don't know why I am thinking this way.. My meds is the only thing that could or can clam me down.. I have depression and I do get depressed alot.. I try to write in my journal and it will get things
An Opinion About Nothing At All
An opinion about nothing at all Please don't leave me here alone, in my brainspace this has become a very dangerous place for me to face all alone. I lie worth living, this continuous disgrace and all of my trust has been misplaced because to be safe means solitude. So in which direction do I begin to make a senseless confusion of all the fake, the calamities I take too seriously. What's it like to live in my head? Picture a place where everything is dead and veins have all bled a viceral mess. But it's the silver lining of any cloud when feet actually touch the ground I'm alone in this crowd of whispering voices. Please tell them to be quiet my body is on the verge of a required riot a product of all the lying I do to myself. I need to know all your secrets because if you can live with regret and countless years of neglect so can I. But I just want them silenced the buzz in my brain has become a tireless tyrant that runs rampant in the
ok, just a few days ago, i posted two bulletins about my father-in -law. and no one even thought to ask how me or my family was, or how he was doing. it is as though everyone reads the contest bulletins and "wanna check out my boobs" ones, but when someone really needs to know that people care, they never come through. Well, my father-in-law died Sunday of a brain anneurism. his family is going through a rough time, it was just so sudden that everyone is still in shock. he was creamated and he wanted to be put in the saddle bags of his Harley, so that is where he is and that is where he will stay. we all got to say goodbye to him brfore they took out the respirator, all except his other son who has a military job overseas. he should get in today. my father-in-law was a great man and he loved his Harley. he gave me my first ride on one. make sure you tell your family and friends that you love them, because they can be gone in an instant.
Stupid Things I Know About
Did you know that the distance between your elbow and wrist is the same as your foot? WD-40 stands for water displacement formula that took them 40 tries to get it right. the statue on top of the capitol building is the godess of the underground Persephani. when you blow on you food your actually making your lips and the inside of your mouth hotter. you can't kiss your elbow. putting sugar into spicy foods reduces heartburn. when you add any two single numbers together the answer is always an even number. the only other creature on this planet that has sex for pleasure is a dolphin. my mothers youngest son(me) was born on friday the thirteenth and her oldest son(my bro) was born on april fools day. snakes can detect the smell of alcohol on you. when you look at a star the light that you see is years old. one out of every six people that you pass by on the street you are in some way related to them. tesla invented the first wireless technology and was
You Know This Shit Pisses Me Off
hello. i do rating for people to help them level up.. all i ask if u do rate my shit please leave a comment on my profile... so that i know u helped me... but the main reason for this blog is that i do shit for people and all i ask is if they return the favor back ... so here's whats gonna happen im not rating anyones shit unless they rate mine first ..i dont mind rating just return the love back.. im really not like this but im just a little mad abt that ... so now im all good thanks to this Blog...So come on ppl become a fan of mine or friend .. cuz u can never had too many frinds here on LC or CT whatever the hell u wanna call it now ... hope to hear from ya soon.... Beno0420@ CherryTAP
i've only been outta bed no more then two hours and already things are going blecky! first, our cleaning lady crapped to my social worker..well hey if my apartment was clean wtf would i have her for??? second, the weather..well yah i know i'm in Maine and it's November but c'mon! no more rain okay?!! third, hubby starts whining that the turkey basket he signed up for got cancelled..well geeeesh i told him i didn't know for sure how my nana was doing! annnnnnnyway..on a happier note, my best Friend, my Mentor, my Master..His birthday is today! i hope with all my heart to knock His socks off ;)
Back Home
well i just got home from filming my first episode of the t.v. show overhaulin'. well let me tell you i have put so many damn hours in on the build it was crazy. now the episode has finished filming i can tell you who it was for and what it is. if you're into drag racing you will know what he just accomplished this weekend. he is 14x champ john force. it was his 1956 f-500 special needs bus. man does it look amazing. i can't really tel many details about it. but i can tell you it will air in mid december. and it'll be worth watching
Two More Coming Home...
For the last few days my heart has once again been hurting... Two more are coming home, this time one will return here to Fort Hood, his funeral is Monday. My husband just stepped down from command of the 720th MP BN so this one hits a little closer to home... They were both so young, may God bless their families and loved ones. May they both rest in peace, knowing that there are so many who will always be eternally grateful for their sacrifice... They are true heros... 13 Nov 2006 The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died in Baghdad, Iraq, on Nov. 9 after an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle.Both soldiers were assigned to the Army's 410th Military Police Company, 720th Military Police Battalion, 89th Military Police Brigade, Fort Hood, Texas. Killed were: Sgt. Courtland A. Kennard, 22, of Starkville,Miss. Staff Sgt. Gregory W. G. McCoy, 26, of Webberville, Mich
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The Orgasm Pill: A Problem Or A Solution For Women?
The Orgasm Pill: A Problem or a Solution for Women? Sex, Drugs and the Elusive Female Orgasm According to a article, sex drugs like Viagra and Cialis represent a 2.5 billion dollar a year industry. Um, that's a lot of money. Turns out that male sexual dysfunction is big business. What's truly puzzling is that female sexual dysfunction is a much bigger problem (I know it's hard for you men to hear that ours is bigger than yours, but it's true!), which means women's sexual dysfunction is potentially more lucrative, and yet no one has developed a credible drug to treat the condition. A study done at the University of Chicago reports that 31 percent of men claim to have had one or more persistent problems with sex. (Note: The sex problems don't include "not being able to find anyone to have it with," which is also a large, but separate, problem for many men.) But what was shocking even to researchers was that 43 percent of women reported having persistent sexual problems. Tha
Bingo.. Yeah me and my homefry neicey go play bingo on Fridays.. We have so much fun. We get fucked up and go try to figure out what we are trying to play, We munch out on some Cheese Stix and grandma cookies.. HaHa it is so fun. We are going tomorro night. Well wish us luck on it maybe we will hit some good amount of money.. LUCK!!!!
My Top 10 Songs Of All Time
my top ten songs of all time. man this one was hard to come up wit 1. "juicy" by Biggie 2. "children's story" by Slick Rick 3. "life's a bitch" by Nas 4. "d rugs" by Cam'ron 5. "can't knock the hustle" by Jay-Z feat Mary J 6. "express yourself" by N.W.A. 7. "ain't no half steppin" by Big Daddy Kane 8. "fight the power" by Public Enemy 9. "can't stop the prophet" by Jeru tha damaja 10. "my block" by Scarface
Drowning In My Own Lonliness
here i sit i sit here all alone iam tierd and cold there is no one to hold there are no more sweet embrasses just old lovers and their faces there are no more passionate kisses just broken dreams and wishes there is no more love making only the sound of my heart breaking I only wish i could figure out how to put the pieces back together but to them it does not matter the tears i shed tonight i lay all alone here in bed
The Four Types Of Orgasms
The Four Types of Orgasms Question: I was married for 15 years and am now divorced. I didn't experience an orgasm during sex until late in my marriage. Now I am in a very loving relationship with someone else. I enjoy our sex very much, but I have yet to have an orgasm. Sex with my new partner is very good from start to finish, but no matter how relaxed I feel or how good he feels, I don't have the type of orgasms where your body shakes. Is there such a thing as just plain enjoying the lovemaking and staying extremely moist without having an orgasm? Are there different types of orgasms? Answer: Great question! And one that has stumped sexologists and sexual bliss-seekers alike. I have found that there appear to be four anatomically specific orgasms: clitoral, G-spot, vaginal and anal. Yes, each of these sexual areas seems to produce a unique sensation and type of orgasm. And naturally, each one is stimulated by a finger or hand, mouth, penis, vibrator, dildo or some other object
My One True Love
As I awaken, each and every day, Thoughts of love turn to you. An unbreakable bond between us two, A special love ever so true... The warm glow in your eyes, The sweet smile on your face; Makes me want to hold you, Forever in love's tender embrace. The gentleness of your touch, The sweet passion of your kiss. Just a couple of many pleasures, I longingly so miss... The sound of your voice, Is like a song in my heart, Always bringing me happiness, As it has done from our start. We've shared many joys, And also felt some sorrows, Yet our future is filled, Of wonderful tomorrows. So, until that bright day, Far away such as it seems, You shall always be my one true love... The man of my dreams.
Our Fallen Soldiers
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Just A Letter To God
this one is a very personal one i wrote oct 21 st this year God iam going to ask a lot of questions Why did you abondon me in my biggest time of need? why when i reached for you did you just turn around and walk away from me? God if you dont give us much more then we can handle how could i lose everything within a matter of days and weeks? God the only thing left is me and this house and soon to be my loud solutude. it will scream at me how alone in this cold cruel world i really am and why god am i still praying that you will come and hold me? come and comfort me instead of making me beg for you just to make me completely insane, so i dont feel this awful pain this demon that continues to well up inside of me why god do i believe that you will bring me out of this state of mind when in 21 years you have not made it better instead making it worse making me believe what a terriable person i really am seeing this monster in the mirror instead of the lovely person i thought
Answer These Any Way You Like
1. Give me your number? 2. Have sex with me? 3. Let me kiss you? 4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? 5. Let me take you out to dinner? 6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? 7. Take a shower with me? 8. Be my bf/gf? 9. Have a fling with me? 10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? 11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? 12. Take me home for the night? 13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? 14. Sing kareoke w/ me? 15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? 16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? 17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? 18. Do you think im ugly, cute, or handsome? 19. Do you like my style? 20. Do you think im funny? 21. Do you care about me? 22. Would you cry if i died? 23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide? 24. Would you dance with me? 25. Would you sing happy birthday to me? 26. Would you hold
What Do Guys Like About You?
Guys Like That You're Sensitive And not in that "cry at a drop of a hat" sort of way You just get most guys - even if you're not trying to Guys find it is easy to confide in you and tell you their secrets No wonder you tend to get close quickly in relationships! What Do Guys Like About You?
The Four Types Of Orgasms
The Four Types of Orgasms Question: I was married for 15 years and am now divorced. I didn't experience an orgasm during sex until late in my marriage. Now I am in a very loving relationship with someone else. I enjoy our sex very much, but I have yet to have an orgasm. Sex with my new partner is very good from start to finish, but no matter how relaxed I feel or how good he feels, I don't have the type of orgasms where your body shakes. Is there such a thing as just plain enjoying the lovemaking and staying extremely moist without having an orgasm? Are there different types of orgasms? Answer: Great question! And one that has stumped sexologists and sexual bliss-seekers alike. I have found that there appear to be four anatomically specific orgasms: clitoral, G-spot, vaginal and anal. Yes, each of these sexual areas seems to produce a unique sensation and type of orgasm. And naturally, each one is stimulated by a finger or hand, mouth, penis, vibrator, dildo or some other object
How To Choose A Vibrator: A Checklist
How to Choose a Vibrator: A Checklist The truly amazing variety of vibrator styles, sizes, and materials can be both inspiring and a little daunting. Finding the perfect vibe may require some self-loving homework. Answering these few simple questions can help cut through the information overload and prevent buyer's remorse. What Do You Want to Use it for? Do you want to use it on your clitoris? Do you want to put it in your vagina or anus? Because just about anything that vibrates feels good on or around the clitoris, phallic-shaped vibrators suitable for penetration can also be used outside the vagina if the vibration is strong at the tip. Do you want both the full feeling of penetration and that allimportant clitoral buzz? Dual-action vibes mean never having to choose one feeling at the expense of the other. Electric vibrators are the most powerful, so if you have a more difficult time orgasming, you may want to try one of those first. If you intend to use a toy for ana
Let's Hear It For The Carolinas!
For all my friends and family......please repost. Everyone from the Carolinas give me a shout! Perhaps a get together in the future?
I Made A Promise To It Is!!!
Here I sit Current mood: crushed Category: Writing and Poetry Here I sit in my own prison, he is out there running free and fun. I haven't left my house for weeks now except for the things people won't allow me to do over the phone. I don't even go downstairs if I can avoid it. I just sit. I posted this new pic of my family because I wanted people to really see that is not just one person involved here. The three beautiful little men and the one gorgeous big one you see there...they are in their own prisons too. They wonder why MOMMY stopped smiling and joking like she used too. The big one just sits in tension wishing upon hope that he could be the one who brings his true love back to herself , knowing that he cannot. She sits in her own prison, staring out through her self imposed bars, watching her men grow and age and run free. She is wondering deep in her mind ...will one of those little men grow up to be a rapist like the one who raped me? Will they too get pus
10 Years
Ok for those who don't know I have been married for 10 years to the day. I just realized it when my wife texted me and said "Happy Anniversary" which surprised the hell out of me. Now on to the confusing part me and her haven't been together now for at least 3 years. We seperated because I became disabled and she couldn't handle all the pressure that came with it. She says its because i gave up living but thats kinda funny because I am still here.So do I continue to celebrate with each year or not because we aren't living together.Its just hard for me to think we are together. She now has a little boy with another man and even if there was a chance that we could work it out I don't think I could be around a child thats not mine.So anyways she thinks its 10 years I only consider it 7 years that we were together. Am I right or is she right?
Collide By Howie Day
The dawn is breaking... A light shining through... You're barely waking... And I'm tangled up in you. (yeah) I'm open, you're closed. Where I'll follow you'll go. I worry I won't see your face Light up again. Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the wrong words seem to rhyme. Out of the doubt that fills my mind, I somehow found you and I collide. I'm quiet, you know, You make a first impression. I've found I'm scared to know, I'm always on your mind. Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the stars refuse to shine. Out of the back you fall in time Somehow find you and I collide... Don't stop here... I lost my place... I'm close behind... Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the wrong words seem to rhyme. Out of the doubt that fills your mind You finally find, you and I collide. You finally find, you and I collide. You finally find, you and I collide.
For The Woman
One Thing By Finger 11
Restless tonight Cause I wasted the light Between both these times I drew a really thin line It’s nothing I planned And not that I can But you should be mine Across that line If I traded it all If I gave it all away for one thing Just for one thing If I sorted it out If I knew all about this one thing Wouldn’t that be something I promise I might Not walk on by Maybe next time But not this time Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds
What Turns Women On..
If you'd like to master the art of triggering ATTRACTION in women, then it's important for you to learn how to use "Sexual Communication". Here are a bunch of great tips... AN INTERESTING STORY (OR SO)... There are two basic stories for how men and women "start off" together, and two basic stories for how men and women "end up". Through all of time, I'm sure that men and women have been playing out these stories... and I'm sure that they'll continue to play them out long into the future (that is, unless I have something to say about it... and I do). THE MEETING STORIES Here's "Meeting Story #1": Boy is attracted to girl. Unfortunately, boy doesn't have a clue about how to make girl feel ATTRACTION for him... so, instead he tries to "pursue" girl by offering her dinners, gifts, and flowers. Girl finds boy "nice", but there are no "sparks", so she "just likes him as a friend". Here's "Meeting Story #2": Boy is attracted to
The Clowns Are Wrestling In Philly!
come check this out. I wish I could make it to this but I have my son. This should kick ass.
What woman want in a Man? [ Well with age things change and same do these preferences ] What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover ============ ========= ========= ======== What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week ============ ========= ========= ======== What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works
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A Dead Baby Lay Across The Hall (a True Story)
First SIDS Encounter at 9 years old I wake up to the sound of someone crying sounds like a child, banging on the door crying.. My mom answers, its our neighbor she says something's wrong with one of the twins, I Run across the hall to her apartment hoping that the lovable baby twins are okay... The room is dark and cold, a sick stinch of death fills the air, a still and idle child lay dead in a crib of slumber. a child similar a few feet over lays in her bed of slumber screaming. Everyone is crying, Ambulance comes to help in a helpless situation. I'm running late for school, My Mom is hugging the dead babes mom. Everyone is crying except for the Paramedics with a careless look on there face. They say it must of been SIDS. They scoop the dead baby up, So sweet and so innocent So pale and so blue, They place her in a little box and take her to the morgue. Everyone is crying. My Mom takes me to school late, Dead silence fills the car as she drives me to sc
For Love
A Burning Touch Of Love My love, Are you still mine? Cause there many… Fantasies thoughts Going through my head, As all I do is think of you… As I`ve hungered, For your loving burning touch, As I need your love so badly, Now till the end of time, I am waiting for you with open arms To embrace you with wings of love, To hold you deep within my soul, To kiss you without control. Just being near you, And be able to behold your touch, Takes me to another dimension, But, time just moving so slowly, To feel the heat of your passions. I do want you to know… I will always love you, That you are all I have ever long for, And crave, and yearn… That you are the ANGEL of my dreams, The one I have search all my life, That every day, more and more, I`m falling deeply in love with you!
Bob Sagget!!!!
lets see i hate life and i hate people. . .most people just wanna get wit ya to get in ur pants and frankly i aint about that shit. . .sex is kool but its not a game. . .i hate people who think it is!!
To All
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
More Naked People...i'm So Lucky! :)
Double dose of Figure Drawing this week...I'm going to Lee's section she teaches tonight, to make up my missed class w/ Deb. So let's see people...three hours of my regular Figure class, three hours of the figure in Painting, and three hours tonight of more Figure Drawing class. Yay 9 hours this week of naked people! You know y'all are jealous. Edit: Negative on the naked people tonight :*( I thought Lee's class was three hours earlier than it is...BUT Nick's going to have naked people for his drawing class Wednesday morning after break, I get naked people at 8 in the morning! Yay!
My Band!!!
I have to come clean with you all. I am here to make new friends and to HELP MY BAND IF I CAN!!! I hope that none of you are pissed that I whore my band on here and that you will take it for what it is. I wall talk to anyony who wants to talk to me at anytime that I am on!! I love all the people that have commented on my pics and page. Please feel free to chat with me anytime. I love all of you!!! BASS BETTIE
Excellent And Bogus Products To Do With Digital Music And Stuff
Sony has just filled a patent for a new type of "human body communication system and communication device" that uses your body to wirelessly transmit sound from an audio source to a pair of regular headphones. Click link for more info iRebel Jackets (coming in January 2007) from Polartec feature an interior iPod pocket which connects your iPod to soft switch controls on the sleeve. Okay, but they still look like Star Trek uniforms and the iPod isn't quite up there with the Tricorder - yet! Click link for more info
Very Nice Song 4 Girls And Boys Savage Garden I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need I love you more with every breath truly, madly, deeply, do I will be strong, I will be faithful 'cause I'm counting on A new beginning A reason for living A deeper meaning, yeah I want to stand with you on a mountain I want to bathe with you in the sea I want to lay like this forever Until the sky falls down on me And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky I'll make a wish, send it to Heaven, then make you want to cry The tears of joy for all the pleasure and the certainty That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of .. The highest power In lonely hours The tears devour you I want to stand with you on a mountain I want to bathe with you in the sea I want to lay like this forever Until the sky falls down on me
This Makes Me Sick.
direct link if ya want.... Drunk-driving crash followed party at cop shop Updated Fri. Nov. 3 2006 11:03 PM ET News Staff A West Vancouver police constable was drinking at a police station party the night she was arrested for drunk driving, her chief constable revealed Thursday. But Chief Const. Scott Armstrong told reporters he pulled the plug on the police parties after Const. Lisa Alford was arrested for crashing into another car. "The day after it was brought to my attention, I published a standing order that forbade the consumption of alcoholic beverages in our building," Armstrong said at a press conference on Thursday. Mothers Against Drunk Driving Canada expressed outrage when it was reported that Alford placed highly in a department competition to become next in line for a promotion. "Drinking and driving is a criminal offence. She's a
Using Your Imagination
Imagine this, Jamie was the girl she's all alone On her way home she's in her own time zone Depressed cause everyone around her just wants go Nobody got no time to sit and talk to her no mo' Little did she know she was being followed Richie was the boy that had no love in his soul He walked up behind her and cracked Jamie in the skull And knocked her in the mud and then raped her in the cold Now shes beaten and destroyed Her soul is just a void Why did Richie do that to her cause he was raised from a boy To take what you want and hurt those who have it And if you dont your daddys gonna beat you god damnit So thats what he did a confused little kid With the mind of his daddy that a woman is a bitch And you hate that bitch and you rape that bitch Because your daddys rich you cant escape that shit Richie had a sister you can only imagine Living with Richie and her dad there was never any laughing Only fighting and grabbing only biting and stabbing
All Cause She Wears A Damn Badge
direct link if needed.... VANCOUVER (CBC) - A West Vancouver police officer who crashed her car last year while off duty and with a blood-alcohol level more than twice the legal limit is still in line for promotion, says the department. ADVERTISEMENT Const. Lisa Alford ran into another car in Burnaby early in the morning on Nov. 26, 2005. She pleaded guilty to driving with a blood-alcohol level of more than .08, and was sentenced to a one-year driving suspension. West Vancouver police spokesman Cpl. Fred Harding said Thursday that Alford is second in line for a promotion at the department because she's a good officer, despite the conviction. "This one incident, we all know - and she knows more than anybody - it fell well below the standard that is expected. It fell well below the standard that she would like to present to anybody. "But in every other aspect of her polici
I can't believe this shit. Go figure they wouldn't understand. thanks Lone Juggalo28 for showing this to me. lone juggalo28@ CherryTAP
Proven Facts Alllll Though Sad...society Is Messed These Days
In Canada, one in every 8 deaths and injuries in road crashes is a teenager. Recent statistics that tell us 2 out of 5 people who die in crashes involving alcohol are 25 years of age and under. More teenagers die each year as a result of road crashes than any other cause of death.
To Whom It May Concern...part I...
i'm normally good with words...but now that i want to tell you how i feel...words just won't come...i hesitate...i'm so afraid my words will come out wrong...maybe mere words can't express enough what i feel... how do i start?? yes...that photograph...that says a thousand words...that photograph with a's calling out to me...does it make any sense?? i knew...right there and then...i'm heading for my inevitable most beautiful a moth to a flame...i'm flying...heading for my inevitable self-destruction...knowingly...yet willingly... i know not if you're ever going to receive or read this...but i want to put my feelings down in words before i become too afraid to do so... maybe...just'll come across my words...i want you to know...what i feel is promises... enough is said for now... i will try to capture the words that's twirling in my mind...and i'll put them down for you....only for you...
It's The Soldier!!!
It is the SOLDIER, not the preacher, Who has given us freedom of religion, It is the SOLDIER, not the reporter,Who has given us freedom of the press, It is the SOLDIER,not the poet, Who has given us freedom of speech, It is the SOLDIER, not the campus organizer, Who has given us freedom to assemble, It is the SOLDIER, not the lawyer, Who has given us the right to a fair trial, It is the SOLDIER, not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote, It is the SOLDIER, Who salutes the FLAG, Who serves under the FLAG, Whose coffin is draped by the FLAG, Who allows the protestor to BURN THE FLAG!!! All I ask is that everyone who reads this, sit back and actually think about all the freedoms we have as Americans and who paid the ultimate price (DEATH) to uphold these freedoms!!! Until you serve your country, you will never fully understand the life of a SOLDIER. This is one thing one must actually do in order to fully understand everything about why he/she serves and the
If I Were...
If I were a month, I'd be: May If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday If I were a time of day, I'd be: Dusk If I were a planet, I'd be: Jupiter If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Dolphin If I were a direction, I'd be: West If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A leather couch. If I were a sin, I'd be: Pride If I were a historical figure, I'd be: William Wallace If I were a liquid, I'd be: Water If I were a tree, I'd be: Cedar If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: Converse Chuck Taylor's If I were a bird, I'd be: Scarlett Macaw If I were a tool, I'd be: A Hammer If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: A Tulip If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: HOT If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Mynotaur If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A Harmonica If I were an animal, I'd be: A Meerkat If I were a color, I'd be: Blue If I were an emotion, I'd be: Depression If I were a vegetable, I'd be: A cucumber. ;) If I were a sound
A Daddies Love!!
when I look in your eyes I see potential, and unconditional love unaffected by life's shit that I plan to keep you above the way your eyes sparkle when I enter the room touches my heart being a kid is fun, but raising one is the truly fun part I would climb mountains, slay dragons, take a bullet in the chest to save you because everything that has came from me, you are w/out a question the best I hope I can be the dad for which you will be proud I'd give you the stars, moon, sun, and your favorite cloud because when you hug me, I feel like I honestly matter I used to think only in stories could u live happily ever after before you were born, I was just living to die that all changed when u arrived, and took your first breath when you cried there has to be a higher power, I'm speechless, I don't know what to say except never worry that your dad will be gone, because I'm here to stay if you ever need me, I'll always be just a "daddy" away if your being bullie
Thats It, I'm Done
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws in the towel* ALRIGHT, I FUCKING GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!! On what..? On hope.
Alone In The Forrest
walking down a path hand in hand talking to each other as we walk across the land seeing nothing but you hearing your voice on the wind feeling you near to me as we walk across the land finding a clearing setting our blanket down beginning our picnic as i see nothing but you beauty comes an goes but our love is here to stay
Catskill Comedy - Great Stuff
You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of vaudeville days (Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others)? You've probably heard of them before, but don't you miss their humor? Not one single swear word in their comedy. These guys were brilliant. * There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night! I finally had to let her out. * A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. * I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! * What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!" * Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. * We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. * She was at the beauty shop for
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some tw
My Tarot Card..
You are The Tower Ambition, fighting, war, courage. Destruction, danger, fall, ruin. The Tower represents war, destruction, but also spiritual renewal. Plans are disrupted. Your views and ideas will change as a result. The Tower is a card about war, a war between the structures of lies and the lightning flash of truth. The Tower stands for "false concepts and institutions that we take for real." You have been shaken up; blinded by a shocking revelation. It sometimes takes that to see a truth that one refuses to see. Or to bring down beliefs that are so well constructed. What's most important to remember is that the tearing down of this structure, however painful, makes room for something new to be built. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
My Tarot Card
You are the Hanged Man Self-sacrifice, Sacrifice, Devotion, Bound. With the Hanged man there is often a sense of fatalism, waiting for something to happen. Or a fear of loss from a situation, rather than gain. The Hanged Man is perhaps the most fascinating card in the deck. It reflects the story of Odin who offered himself as a sacrifice in order to gain knowledge. Hanging from the world tree, wounded by a spear, given no bread or mead, he hung for nine days. On the last day, he saw on the ground runes that had fallen from the tree, understood their meaning, and, coming down, scooped them up for his own. All knowledge is to be found in these runes. The Hanged Man, in similar fashion, is a card about suspension, not life or death. It signifies selflessness, sacrifice and prophecy. You make yourself vulnerable and in doing so, gain illumination. You see the world differently, with almost mystical insights. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
Tomorrow's Friday
Music Video:THE DIARY OF JANE (by Breaking Benjamin)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone that's (the subject) the only thing keeping me alive; the fact that the weekend is soooo effin close! i cant wait. hopefully ron will let me borrow "euro trip" like he promised. just gotta get thru tomorrow and i'll be home free for two days. i'm so screwed this weekend on homework...kinda wish it would pull out a gun and shoot me. we finished the movie in spanish class, mary admitted that she wished she was dead tho i dont know why...i wonder if something happened between her and bianca. that would suck...i've never seen mary so happy like she was on tuesday. i whispered that i knew wat she meant and she thought i didnt, i told her that she was talkin to someone who has tried twice to be dead. that shut her up...i hope she doesnt say anything. english sucked. i sent tony and damon emails cuz i was venting anger at everyone else (cuz everyone else doesnt realize that w
Im Not On Here To Much =(
Hey all basically i just wanted to let a know that im not on here that much having trouble keeping up with all the comments and such..i dont have time!! =( so for all of you who wanna keep in touch more often i've got AIM so if ya want to SN just ask =) i hope you all are doing well and that life is going good for you!!
What Tarot Card Are You
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the
What Reindeer Are You
You Are Vixen Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about. Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa. Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty! Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
Im A Libra
You are 80% Libra How Libra Are You?
11.16.06 Vapor Of Hope
Vapor of Hope a velvet soul is wearing thin and lost again, in desperate sin forgetting simple sweet emotion cold for now, a calm devotion jaded from a empty truth and falling still to die in youth grasping for the words you gave to hope again to pass the grave and waiting for your sweet return just waiting here in loves sweet burn thank you for being my muse. M.E.J.
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the
What Vampire Personality Are You ?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Marius100%Dracula100%Blade75%Akasha75%Armand75%Deacon Frost67%Spike58%Angel50%Louis50%Lestat17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
You Are a Rainbow Breathtaking and rare You are totally enchanting and intriguing But you usually don't stick around long! You are best known for: your beauty Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You?
Posers/fakers/stupid Ppl
Ok I gotta vent a bit. I'm new here, but not to the cyber world. One of the things I just don't get is this need to identify with someone/or thing other than yourself. Jugga*(who) Juggawhat,these were the only ones that came to mind, LOL, c'mon ppl. My name says most of it. This need to be fake, I don't get. The need for attention I understand. If your self esteem is soo low you are incapable of being an indiviual and can only create an association for yourself through some larger group, get help. Please. I don't vare who you are as long as you are honest about it. That is waht will perk interest. Not that you are sooo obseessed with someone or something that it takes over your world. Be an individual, be who you are, and be PROUD of it. Signed, Geek, artist, goth, witch, prep, biker, .... Bitch and proud of it. I am me and I like it.
Another Sooooo Me
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test
New Car Suckage!!!!!!!
SOOOOO.. I went down to the dealership today, for the 3rd day in a row, to drool lovingly over a beautiful, not too-familyish (but familyish) car. It's absolutely perfect. Too bad it's too expensive. I was going to trade in my wonderful little 99 VW Beetle. I love my bugger, don't get me wrong, I'm a total VW gal, but it's getting a little small. My son's little feet jab into my back when I'm trying to drive. It's a bit traumatic. Anyhoot, my bugger rocks, so I go to get a trade in value assessment and find out my tranny is bad!!!!!! My fucking tranny is funcking bad!!!!! WTF. The dealer, Dennis, who is NOT at all a sleazebag like most of them, takes me for a ride, shows me what's up... I'm ready to cry. I mean, seriously ready to cry. My fucking tranny is bad!!!!!!!!!!!! AAARRRGGGGGG... So now I'm gonna have to plop down some cash for a new transmission.
Trying To Do The Job Alone
Trying to do the job alone Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient: I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which, fortunately, was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tight to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note, in block number 11 of the a
So Tired
Have you ever felt that you’re not important at all…??? Have you ever felt that no body likes you and cares about you….??? Have you ever asked your self what does that girl have/had that I don’t have/had…??? Have you ever asked your self if that the person you really like/love cares about you??? When am I going to find the right person for me..??? Dammit I know that my friends and family kept telling me that I will find that person soon just be patient.. Shit that guy need to get the FUCK out his house and meet me.. For the love of GOD I am tired of fucked up GUYS.. Sorry for being to honest… My friends kept telling me that I am pretty cool chick but, yet I just can’t have the person that I want… I’m sick of games, hook- ups, the set ups, the fuck ups guys who only want’s one thing,,,, the guy who doesn’t know what the fuck he wants.. The guy who does but, won’t admit it…. I just want the real thing… Why did I ever let my self got it to this bullshit,….???
This Months Podcast: Dub-torture War Edition!
ok we're gonna start right over with this and tell it from the start. First Super Wet Girl was gonna grace this months podcast than the bitches here made her go. Than her friend Trixy was gonna jump on than baby jesus got rid of her! than miss sherrie was gonna hop on and grace the torture chamba studios with her voice but than ya'll made her crack and now she's posting nudies for all the fags who can't keep it in their pants. than superchar was gonna go on but she didn't know what to do which is cool. she's still cool. but bottomline is: this edition is a FUCK C.T EDITION! HEATWAVE SHIT HERE YA'LL! World Premare songs from: Halusin-8 From Ill-Vision Records and Mortality. Listen now!
A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really bad. Hewas quite a ways from the house so he just climbed off his tractor andpeed in the clover. As luck would have it, a bee decided it was lunch time and zapped himright on the end of his dingus. It really hurt terribly when he rememberedthat buttermilk was known to relieve bee stings. He dashed to the house,opened the fridge, poured a glass of buttermilk and started to soak hisdingus. What a relief! Then he heard a gasp and saw that his 20-year-old daughter was in thedoorway, looking wide-eyed at what he was doing! He turned to her andsaid, "Now don't tell me you've never seen one of these!" She replied, "You're right, Daddy, I have. It's just that I've never seenone being reloaded!!"
Truth About Women At The Movies!
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The Turkey Must Have Really Done It
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely rem
If You Were Born On 2893....
If You Were Born in 2893... Your Name Would Be: Imn Noos And You Would Be: A Demi-God If You Were Born in 2893
A Little Help?
Porkchop73@ CherryTAP Hey can anyone help my friend level? He's been stuck forever! Only 1100 to go!
Viagra Diary
Day 1. Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Day 2. Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed. Day 3. This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of the Washington Monument and burst into tears. Day 4. A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his problem. It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his mood. Day 5. What absolute bliss!!. Day 6. Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that. Day 7. This Viagra thing has gone to
Men Vs. Women & Vice-versa
These are some pretty good ones…make ya laugh kind. Ha ha…some are even true! The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of the
What Kind Of Food Are You???
You Are Italian Food Comforting yet overwhelming. People love you, but sometimes you're just too much. What Kind of Food Are You?
Big News!!
I just wanted to post it in here and let everyone know that I am going to be a Grandma!! How cool is that?!!? My oldest son and his fiance' are expecting in May/June. I am soooooo excited!!
Flat Frog
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam,
Just Messin Around
You scored as Elf. You are an elf. very calm yet energetic. You enjoy the finer things in life. You hate to be alone and preffer a small crowd of your closer friends. The ideal girl. Sometimes you can be very, very shy. Open up, life is to be lived, not wasted.Elf83%Sorceress75%Shadow Spirit75%Goddess75%Wolf67%Zombie58%Dragon58%Vampyre50%Faerie33%Drow25%What ancient breed are you?created with
"life Is A Bed Of Nails"
tossing and turing, dream the dreams, wakeing up dead. Tourcher and pain, by the pain inside me, I'll get into your head. Bleeding truth, lie to make it real, twisted minds, open up and this is your sign. Waking up all alone, never ending pain I want to get stone. Drink to I pass out, still when I awake the pain is all the way to my bones. Dreams are real, feeling the wrath when I kneel, always woundering what tomorrow will bring, if I had love I would be sealed!!!
Who's Your Vampire Personality???
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Akasha100%Dracula100%Deacon Frost100%Marius100%Angel83%Blade83%Lestat67%Spike67%Armand50%Louis42%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
More Moving Around
And just as I thought the arrival of an official go-live date would place me firmly back in Texas, I'm given yet another assignment... Mary Black Hospital. South Carolina. The plan: On November 30, fly back to Plano, report for work on December 1 (which means I get barely any rest), take Saturday off, and then, on December 3, go back to DFW and fly to South Carolina, for a one-month stay in Spartanburg. Wait... Didn't I move to Texas? Since moving, I spent maybe 8 days total in the South... Still have yet to meet the cherries from Texas who promised to hang out... and am still kind-of worried about paying my bills, since I haven't been paid yet. The stress... I really need to get laid or something.
3 Types Of Honeymoons
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot". The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...Va-voom.". The third man married a school teacher. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too frigid". The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day. At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
Charles Beeler
I found this on google. Along with so many riders that are putting on a special ride in the honor of Charlie! I am so choked up. It is so amazing how many people are coming to support him because of who he was and what he fought for.... Freedom! Thank you to everyone that has been supporting me this past week. It has been difficult and I am working through it. Tomorrow is the service and then it will be time to try and move forward with a sence of peace and positive thoughts and reflection. ~read on~ This past Sunday evening (Nov. 12, 2006) a regular Army soldier assigned to Ft. McCoy and living in Sparta took his own life. He returned from a tour in Iraq just a few months ago. He leaves behind a wife of many years and 3 children, ages 12, 13, and 15. He was a Harley rider and may have recently joined the PGR. Since he was not "KIA" his demise and name will not show up on the DOD news releases. The Army's public affairs office will be issuing an obituary and new
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My Newest Poem
The End Of A Long Fight Without even waking he knew Their fight the night before had been way to much Things were said that were never meant He heard her cry as he drifted off to sleep No, he did not sleep well His dreams kept drifting back to her How he felt when he held her How the smell of her shampoo drove him through the roof How normal it felt to say "I love you" Why did they argue? Was the problem so bad that they could not just talk He never meant to say that he hated her He never meant to tell her that he never loved her He knew better. She should have known better Seconds passed and millions of ideas ran through his mind In the other room he heard a door close He thought he had a chance to say "I'm sorry" He had the chance to hold her once again He opened the bedroom door Looked into her eyes as she stood there There was a bag in her hand but he did not notice He ran to her and whispered in her ear. She smiled at him and said that she loved him too
This Gave Me Goose Bumps
From elementary to high school from beginning to end. Through all those years their friendship grew. They both felt the same, but neither knew. Each waking moment since the day they met. They both loved each other sunrise to sunset. He was all she had in her terrible life. He was the one who kept her from her knife. She was his angel, she made him smile. Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while. Then one day things went terribly wrong. The next few weeks were like a very sad song. He made her jealous on purpose he tried. When the girl asked, "Do you love her?" on purpose he lied. He played with jealousy like it was a game. Little did he know Things would never be the same. His plan was working but he had no
A Thought.....
There are two constants in life; the TRUTH, and TIME..... One inevitably leads to the other.
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It Ain't Easy Bein' Me!
Seems I never have much time to blog. They say that after 50, it's patch, patch, patch... It is true to some extent, I guess. All that patching, less time to type! WAA! I know, where's the cheese? Having recently (again!) become single, I have noticed a marked difference between interactions with women as a younger man as opposed to now. I am working on a set of guidelines, I think I will call it "Old Fart Dating 101" - only problem is, guys my age don't read or buy books, they are too busy worrying about how they will ever get laid again! Just for example, when I was younger, the conversation was what clubs we frequented, so maybe we could run into each other. Now, we compare lists of daily prescriptions to see if our side effects might clash. Another: Young - what little sexy wrinkles we like while making love. Old - who has to try to go on top! I know, pretty lame stuff. I never realized to what extent our society excludes people as they get a little older. Let me say, i
To All The Ladies...including Me!
12 REASONS TO DATE A HOCKEY PLAYER! 1. They carry big sticks. 2. They always wear protection. 3. They have good hands. 4. They have good stamina. 5. They are used to scoring. 6. They find the holes and put it in. 7. They always go hard. 8. They always do good under pressure. 9. They love to hit from behind. 10.They always like warm ups. 11.When they stop they spray white stuff. 12.They never stop until our job is done
The Deal.
Here's the deal. Are you ready for the deal? A couple months ago I wrote a short story. I was going to post it chapter by chapter in a blog. The deal is the it's something very close to me and it kind of has a hidden meaning. Almost like a section of my life I fictionalized. So, I am only gong to post it if there seems to be some interest in it. If you want me to post it leave a comment and I will. Lee O. Easter, III
My Own Pain!!!
My Own Pain I have so much pain to go through I wonder everyday why this is happening to me How could god do this to me? My only answer for that is it is meant to be this way My heart can't take to much more I am breaking everyday Only God knows how much I can handle Why do people have to lie? I can't answer that only they can Why do people hurt the ones they Love? I can't answer that only they can Why is my Heart feeling so much Pain? Only I can answer That. Why is it that things run in our heads each night before we sleep? I don't have the answer for that either All I know is I have My Own Pain In Time I hope it goes away I don't like being angry I don't like not trusting I don't like being unhappy when I don't know what they want I don't like secrets I am open, honest, caring, loving, love my family I believe things happen for reasons and I am here for a reason and that Is to Be Married and raise o
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
50 things girls wish guys knew... 1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions. 2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice. 3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys. 4)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying. 5)We hate porn. 6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm... 7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive. 8)We think about you all the time. 9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press. 10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis. 11)Hold our hand. 12)No backseat drivers...NONE. 13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it. 14)We are not your all-night restaurant. 15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. 16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a sti

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