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Bdsm (bondage, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism)
BDSM (Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism) is a "kink" that involves the mutual exchange of power between consenting adults. There is a whole subculture of people into one or more of the many facets of BDSM, quite possibly even someone you know. Because of all of the misconceptions most people have about BDSM including the notion that it is sick, sinful or dangerous most of us who enjoy it keep it to ourselves. While it can be abused like anything else, the vast majority of us believe in keeping our play safe, sane and consensual. We do not risk our well-being, we remain level-headed and ultimately we don't force anyone to do anything against their will. BDSM is only sick or dangerous when it is practiced in a manner that is not safe, sane and consensual. In its purest form, BDSM is not about sex, it is about power. Certainly a sexual component may be brought into play if both parties consent, but it goes much deeper than that. I find an emotional and spiritual component to BDS
"Fire" I break the melted popsicle sticks and start the show Push me in the fire, as you punish my soul I thought it was funny when the hungry would break Blew off every miracle I saw as a fake Show me something positive, I'll show you its flaw Try to preach your ministry, I'll shatter your jaw Try bringing the heat, I feel the heat on my face Don't you start me off with a taste of the ogre's... Fire, baby!
Ask a Marine what's so special about the Marines and the answer would be "esprit de corps", an unhelpful French phrase that means exactly what it looks like - the spirit of the Corps, but what is that spirit, and where does it come from? The Marine Corps is the only branch of the U.S. Armed Forces that recruits people specifically to Fight. The Army emphasizes personal development (an Army of One), the Navy promises fun (let the journey begin), the Air Force offers security (its a great way of life). Missing from all the advertisements is the hard fact that a soldier's lot is to suffer and perhaps to die for his people, and take lives at the risk of his/her own. Even the thematic music of the services reflects this evasion. The Army's Caisson Song describes a pleasant country outing. Over hill and dale, lacking only a picnic basket. Anchors Aweigh, the Navy's celebration of the joys of sailing, could have been penned by Jimmy Buffet. The Air Force song is a lyric poem of blue ski
I jump in the mosh pit, but I'm alone Between 4 trees I get it on My brain is hemorrhaging, it's them or me It ain't easy knocking over a tree (I pass out) I wake up the room is padded It would appear I've had it But hold up Close rip, wrap them around my neck And choke myself to death, no breath Now I'm out, I'm strapped down Wait, I can still move my head around I got about 4 inches between the back of my head And the metal gurney bed BOOM! Slamming it, retractions BOOM! I feel the back of my skull is cracking BOOM! A broken bone is piercing my brain And oh, I just hammered it in...
Sexiest Male Face Contest Rules
Sexiest Male Face Contest Rules Ok so my contest is full. I wont be taking any more people. I'm just going to go over the rules so everyone is clear. 1. I will not vote for anyone in the contest. 2. No sticky bulletins are allowed. 3. You CAN vote For Yourself. 4. This Will Be Open From Nov.5-Nov.10th 5. This goes by # Of ratings NOT comments or rating %. I didn't choose to go by % because some people can just be mean and give someone a low rating so their friend can win. 6. You ARE allowed to send shoutouts to people. If thats how you promote so be it. Anyone found cheating will be automatically taken out. MY PRIZE IS GOING TO BE 10,000 CHERRY BUCKS SPENT ON WHATEVER THE WINNER WANTS AND A GRAPHIC PICTURE SAYING "WINNER OF SEXIEST MALE FACE CONTEST" Anyways, Good Luck Everyone And Have A Blast!!! :)
Mel Brooks Moses
Roman Red
Issues With This Store! Please Read!
This is about a store in Lacey, if anyone lives in this area, please be aware of how crooked these people are. The store's name is: Aaron's Sales & Lease Ownership for Less (yeah right!) My girlfriend and I have both been screwed by these people so many times. I have leased to own 2 computers and a wrap around couch at this particular store in Lacey. I know all you that have leased to own items have probably been through the same as I have. There are employees there that have called us several times in one day to "remind" us of paying our bill...and not just from ONE employee, several in one day. Also when in the store you can hear the employees goofing around and cursing back and forth to each other...Wow! So professional!!! Once we even heard the store manager chewing a new A** out of one of his employees..and out in the open near the front desk. I also have a new updated computer from them..that has XP Media Center on's a Dell Dimension 5100 (and for those out ther
Bad Day By: Daniel Pawter
Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to gray They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee you go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces every time And I don't need no carryin' on Because you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day Will you need a blue sky holiday? The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you g
Assholes Ha Very Funny
Chocolate Banana Cake Recipe
Frost this cake with your favorite frosting. INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup margarine, softened * 1 1/4 cups brown sugar * 2 eggs * 3 squares unsweetened chocolate, melted * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1 1/2 cups mashed, ripe bananas * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla PREPARATION: Cream margarine and brown sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time. Beat thoroughly after each. Stir in the cooled melted chocolate. Sift dry ingredients together and add to the batter alternately with the mashed bananas; stir in vanilla. Pour into 2 greased and floured 9-inch layer cake pans. Bake in preheated 350 degree oven for 35 to 40 minutes, until cake tests done. Frost with a fluffy white frosting.
San Diego Park And Zoo
Old Man
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.” The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.” ************************************************* Well dressed man is the man without a wedding ring LOL ************************************************* LITTLE GIRL IN CHURCH: "Why is the bride dressed in white?" MOMMY: "White is the color of joy, and today is most joyful day of her life." LITTLE GIRL: "Then why is the groom wearing black?"
Been Gone
Just wanna say hi to everyone. I've been out sick, for those who noticed, but now I'm back. Hope to talk to you all soon. Lots of Luv! Xuxa
Never Forget
Big Egos Are Big Shields For Lots Of Empty Space/ Words Of Wisdom From My Friend Rich..
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Nov 4 2006 6:52 PM We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do. We put so much undo stress on ourselves worrying what someone else thinks about us. We feel either we need to keep that person happy or impress that person in some manner. Life isn't intended to try to impress the world. Just impress yourself. If you can feel good about being the person you are and not hurting others than you have succeeded in life. We can't control another's thoughts or the type person that they are. We can only control our selves. That's enough work in itself to keep us busy for a lifetime. Those who find real happiness are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. Being a giver and not a taker. Feeling good when you give without expecting something in return. If you expect something back than your truly not a giver. A true giver enjoys watching some one els
A Darkness Coming
so near so close something bad is seen but I seem to be the only one that can see there is a darkness coming and they the others they don't know a thing of what's next but I'm not here to say what should be done about this I just lift my eyes to watch I saw it coming something bad
Nightmares By The Sea (jeff Buckley Cover, But I Prefer Katatonia)
beware the bottled thoughts of angry young men secret compartments hide all of the skeletons little girl wants to make her home with him in the middle of the shore she wonders "don't know what you asked for" "don't know what you asked for" all young lovers know why nightmares blind their mind? s eye your rube is young and handsome so new to your bedroom floor you know damn well were you? ll go I've loved so many times and I've drowned them all from their coral graves they rise up when darkness falls with their bones they'll scratch the window I hear them call "don't know what you asked for" "don't know what you asked for" stay with me under these waves tonight be free for once in your life tonight
knew i would fall if i tried so i held back for a while you pushed me so hard, i had to go i tried to be strong, then i failed i would like to say this just in case you didn't know well your soul is fractured i know what it's like as well i have sold my soul i traded it for hollow gold
Night Watch
NIGHT WATCH------ A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetin
Suddenly I Don't Feel Sorry For You
i saw some people drag racing last night... a few of them almost rolled their cars... it was lame. a pathetic attempt at males trying to look macho... let me inform you.. it doesn't work so knock it the fuck off. a few signals later we passed a few cars that had crashed. I guess one of them was driving on the wrong side of the road and the other crashed into a pole. bunch of morons.
I Call It Love
Well it has been like a week sience I have talked to this girl that I really do care about. I don't know where she is or what she is doing. I am really worried that she isn't getting into or doing something that she will regret. I really don't know what to do about this girl., she dose know that I care about her. I just wish I had a true friend to talk with about this somebody that maybe could help cheer me up a little bit because I am really on the urge to breaking down and just falling out at this point. I really don't give a rats ass what you think anyways if you read this. No one really pays any attention to me on this site any ways and that is why I just dont care about what you might think. I guess I will find out who my true friends are and who really isn't a true friend if I get comments on this or any of my other blogs.Well I am going to stop rambleing now.
Moving On (mood Hopeful)
(Grr.... hate how when you edit a blog, it redates it. This is from early November; I just retitled it to make more sense. So ignore if you've read before.) Well, my recital went well today. I was nervous, for me (which still isn't very nervous... I am, after all, a seasoned performer) but there was only a very small fudge that I don't think anyone else noticed. I was very happy that a few of my friends showed up, as well. We had a nice-sized audience. And hey, Ryan Philippe may be single again soon. That's enough to make any hot-blooded woman happy. :) Think I have a shot? (Mental note: Must re-rent Cruel Intentions. Ryan PLUS hot girl on girl kiss? GOLD!) My mood is back to my normal even keel. It was a very stressful week for me, even ignoring painful events in my personal life. In honor, I give you (as a sequel to last week's weepfest), my favorite Moving On Song Lyrics (note, these aren't necessarily specific to MY situation): Strong Enough - Sheryl Crow
So Am I Weird?
I want to be the girl that rides bikes, all on my own...not ride in the back of one that a boy is driving. Where's the fun in that? I like to play extreme sports, even though I'm not good at them. Being a tomboy is one of the greatest joys in my life. I think I'm sexyful. There's more of me to love, right? Age is such a silly concept...I'm 18, isnt' that old enough?
Dr. Dave
Dr. Dave's Hairy Indiscretion Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Dave, you're a vet..."
What Pms Stands For Lmao
1 Pass My Shotgun 2 Psychotic Mood Shift 3 Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5 People Make me Sick 6 Provide Me with Sweets 7 Pardon My Sobbing 8 Pimples May Surface 9 Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect
Steroid Breast Stroke
Steroid Breast Stroke A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places. When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."
Good Samaritan
Good Samaritan Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor soul is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and heads for the door, but figures he should ask the man if he needs help. ''Oh yes please!?" the man cries. "You have a kind heart, sir,'' says the man with no arms. But as Bob goes ahead, unzips the man, and pulls his willy out, he encounters all kinds of mold, red bumps, moles, scabs, scars, and other unpleasant-looking things. The armless man asks Bob to kindly point it... then shake it, put it back and zip it. So Bob, gathers his courage, shuts his eyes and does so. ''Thank you very much, sir!'' says the armless man. ''No problem,'' says Bob ''but what the hell is wrong with your penis?'' The guy pulls pulls his arms out of his shirt and says ''I don't know, but I ain't touching it!"
I just absolutely CANNOT STAND people who sit around an wallow in self just DDDDDrives me!!!!dammitt!! shoot me? nah! shoot THEM!!! every damn day it's gotta be why don't i have this...go get it...get a job!!! i don't have much myself, but can get up everyday and still be the happiest person around... just to have my BOYFRIEND come along, and drown me....uuuuuggggghhhhh!!!!!WWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY!!?? can i scream any louder dammit?? this has got to come to an end... i can't take it anymore...pulllleeeease help me here.
I'm In The Most Beautiful Smile Contest... Please Help Me Out And Then Repost!
Please take just a moment and visit my entry in Fallen Angel's most beautiful smile contest, leaving both a vote and comment! (I'm not for sure which one counts, so if you do both it's covered!!) Thanks so much!! I'll be sure to leave you some love on your pages!!
Maxium Overdrive
1 Of 2 2 Of 2
I've just became a member of Cherry tonight. So far, I"m liking it!! :-) Still tryin to figure it all out though, so for anyone messaging me...please be'm learning!
Meant To Be..
11 years and counting, Since you turned my way. Just ended up on my door stop, That one summer day. From that day I always knew, it would only be you. Sometime I forget, why and how we fell. Life is so hard, days fly by.. Some without us even saying hello or good-bye You work days,I work nights. The kids always with us, every single day. All by choice, it is hard work. Sometimes I forget, why and how we fell. Then I look into your eyes and it all rushes back to me. We were always meant to be.
To My Girls
When you were born I knew my family was complete. Lani, you were first. A wiggle worm from the start. You never stopped moving. You are so sweet and loving. Your all heart and cuddles. Naty, you are my baby and my squeaker. Loud and Independent. Cool and collected. You both make me feel so Privledged to be your mother. My schedule makes it hard for me to say these things everyday. I want you both to always know that I love you. From the moment you were a twinkle in my eye to forever. Lani, smile more. Naty, slow down. I wish I were here every night to tuck you in. I miss that the most. I do have all my days with you But they are so rushed...Off to school you go. Soon it will be different and we will be home together more often. Forgive me for all the things I have done wrong. All I know is I love you and no one can change that forever more.
What I Really Feel
Crazy, Out of control Is this really me? Head over Heels.. What do I seek? Something totally new? Out of the usual? A new touch a new caress I think its you! But OH NO! What can we do? Your with her, I am with him. What can we begin? It seems the feeling is truly mutual, Much to my surprise. We don't want to hurt the ones we love. But we want to see what may arise. Your embrace is tender and sweet. Oh how can I not surrender to this guilty treat?
Am I Sexy Or Not
if you think im sexy rate and comment on my best pic ty for all the help!!
Almost Got Into Fight
ok the same guy who i almost got into a fight with last week showed up again.this time i had to play on his team for basketball.He was getting all pissed at me for some fucking reasone. he was yelling at me cause i wasnt getting the rebound that was on the other side from where i was.then he keeps on talking shit about how im supposed to be blocking people out when he wasnt doing a fucking thing himself.i could take him on and anyone else who talks shit about how i play. i was so close to throwing the ball at him and punching his lights out.but see im the better person for not doing that. i just play and have fun. i guess some people cant handle that.
Which One ???
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one in the middle." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" "I don't like her."
( Our Beach )
debora and jeff was walking down the beach. arms around each others waist. pretending to be looking at the ocean .they are clamped togather mouth to mouth.forgotten about the others making courteous detours around them talk stoped talking and kiss they can see no other people.its their beach they got all day.there mouths and tongues are warm and soft and moist as ever..their bodys so close togather.they stay on beach till night when the stars are out and no one else is around they walk hand and hand down the beach now they hug and kiss jeff lays on the sand pulls debora on top of him and they make love all night and watch the sun rise togather. a href="" target="_blank">
Divorce Reasons
"Yeah, my wife and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Gemini and she's an asshole." ~~~~~ My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ~~~~~ Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ~~~~~ For Sale Wedding dress, size 12. Worn once by mistake ~~~~~ 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. ~~~~~ First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ~~~~~
One Of Those Quiz Getting To Know Ya Things
1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be? in an oak tree (yes i want a tree house) 2. What’s your favorite article of clothing? a brand new thong, have a bad day, buy new underwear makes me feel all the better, i know most chicks dig shoes or purses, but me.. definately a new thong 3. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex? arms definately the shape of the arms, then the eyes 4. What’s the last CD that you bought? pink misunderstood, lol, yeah i dont buy and listen to alot of music these days lmao.. 5. Where’s your favorite place to be? work (no shit i love my job even though it is a hassle it is like sanctuary to me, my kidz drive me nuts lmao..) 6. Where is your least favorite place to be? hmmmmm cant think of one.. i suppose at a get together i really didnt wanna go to in the first place lmao 7. What’s your favorite place to be massaged? lower back and inner thighs, dont ask what happens lmao, suffice it to
Tazzy Needs Help
The Cherry TAP Pimp Queen@ CherryTAP She has given alot of you the Charry tap love so please come and help her out. She needs some cherry tap love to get to the next level she is almost there. Rate Her Fan Her Add Her as Friend buy her a gift Rate here pic and profile Help the pimp mistress of Cherry tap out
The Story Of Edmond..
Heineken's Special Thanks..
To Bare Or Not To Bare....
ok....what is with all of the breast shots, and pics of the women in the skimpy clothes.... am I missing something? I guess this is where the whole "good girl" thing comes into play, but I don't get it.
I Am Surprised With Life
I am surprised with life. Surprised by a morning sun that leaps into the sky from the mountains darker side. Surprised by unbidden thoughts that burst with brightness into a Mind I call my own. Surprised by universal rhyme, a circled rise and fall with time; rhythm energies that bend in time to rise and fall again. Surprised to see in you and me, this endless flowing energy; in cycle motion, encircled time, and endless curving curved line. For in the end there is no end, we rise and fall then RISE AGAIN, WITH CHANGING FORM but dying never, life goes on ... AND ON ... forever I am surprised!
New Thing
this is the new thing i learned today its also why the sky looked lighter than usual at 2 in the morning. Virga is any form or precipitation that doesn’t reach the ground. There could be rain virga or snow virga. But in either case, the precipitation evaporates somewhere on the journey from clouds toward earth. Virga, which is spelled v-i-r-g-a, is pretty common and you’ve probably seen it but didn’t know it had a special name. Mostly in the summer, virga can be seen falling away in streaks from the bottom of one of those puffy gray and white cumulus clouds on a crisp afternoon. It looks like a torn drape or a curtain hanging from the cloud, but only down about halfway to the ground below. Sometimes the air thousands of feet above the ground is moist enough to produce clouds and rain at the same time that the air closer to the ground is as dry as a bone. So when rain falls in these conditions it evaporates on its freefall to earth. So virga is technically virgin precipitati
Needs A Title
We embrace in a long awaited hug for i have not seen you in years. The hardships have shown on your face as i look into your eyes. We never thought that we would live to see each other again. As your warm arms embrace me i feel safe once again, a feeling that i have not felt for far to long. The sun blazing red as it sets, the kiss we have waited so long to have. Our lips meet and electrcity runs through our bodies. Picking me up i look into your eyes knowing that you never forgot me nor ever wanted to leave me. We share another kiss and watch as the rays of the fading sun wrap us into a ball of light and whisper thier blessings on us as we are once again together and safe.
I Love Women
Women are the best, they like to have fun get alittle kinky, an still love you in the morning.
Interesting Day
Well, I have spent most of today on Cherry Tap! Fuck, I am so addicted to this shit. I was reading kids books to my daughter, while checkin out peoples pages! What the fuck is wrong with me? I mean it's not like I negelected my daughter, we did go to the mall where she could play on dry play toys ( it rained all day ), we both ate good food, you know typical stuff. I am just hooked on this site.
Morning Smiles
One day two old ladies met up for a spot of lunch, one of the ladies said to the other "Did you come on the bus" The other lady replied "Yeah but I made it look like an asthma attack" --------- This morning on the Freeway I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadilac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned everything it touched, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call. Oscar drove hi
Taste The Apple Of The Darkness
Taste the apple of the the pic to try us....
Happy Ever After
god will wipe away all the tears from my eyes .i will rest in gods almighty heaven one day. heaven is where god and my mom and dad live .and one day heaven will be my home.i will not be sad.ever one will believe in me. and i will not be in pain any more .i will be happy ever after. Courtesy of
I Definitely Need A Miracle
What's the worst news you can get as you're about to head to bed? 5am yesterday I was about to go to sleep and Joe messages me. Asks if I've heard about Wesley. No, I haven't heard anything about that kid in months. In fact, I miss him. He proceeds to tell me that on Halloween Wesley's little brother found him hanging in the garage. He cut him down and gave him cpr. Wesley is at the hospital on life support. Basically braindead. Sunday or Monday.. They're pulling the plug. They are saying, "We'll find out if he can live on his own and if not we can't go on like this." Basically, they're giving up. It will take a miracle for him to be able to live on his own. Miracles happen though. So, It's still possible! If in fact he does pass when they pull the plug, they will then be donating all possible organs. Anyway, I lost a school mate when I was in 5th grade. She was hit by a pizza delivery truck. I didn't understand at the time what was going on really. Nor was I close to her.
When you live in a nightmare its hard to dream stuck somewhere in the middle waiting for someone to rescue me So many disappointments jade my point of view hurt so many times somday the sun's gonna shine. .
12 Types Of You Know?
12 types of females! 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak. d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement. 3. Ms.
How Bad R U Wanted
Nov 1, 2006 3:05 PM Subject HOW BAD R U WANTED Body: Post this and see how many messages u it!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as hell (4) hot as fuck (5) fine as fuck (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) i would fuck you if you let me (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby repost HOW BAD R U WANTED
Lets See Now...hmmm
ok...sort of time to get this ball rolling.. so how where do i start.... that will nanes t1ny...or t1nyskert ..or miss skert...a few folks out here on cherry tap know me..but alot of you don't I got an invite to this place from my mate Tim stclaire (i was once one of the elite group of Tims...the msn space rebels...and i also got thrown off msn for being too "graphic" hehe) As you can tell i'm of the shy and introvert breed...nothing too flashy for siree!!!! Forgive me if i start to go off on a tangent after all i am British...(that little Island just west of France) the sun never quite gets to us!!!! but we're a freindly bunch So a big hello goes out to all you nice people out there in cherry safe!!!
Be With Me
River runs to the sea Salmon runs to the sea If you need someone You can run to me Flowers grow to the sun Shines on everyone If you've lost the warmth I will give you some Lay back on the starry night Feel as big and as small as you are Well I see who you are And I like what I see If you want to be You can be with me
Seek Not My Heart
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.
Friend Of The Day Nov 5 06
Morven@ CherryTAP Click the picture and go see her profile and mayby give her some love.
Pic Of The Day Nov 5 06
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Wow so Ive been talkin to my friend (MakerScream) and i told him i was betrayed by someone..And he wrote this..Its SOO awesome Look down at the body You may see no trace of wounds But in the eye The eye of the beholder One cannot assume Not a drop of blood is drawn But you know how it bleeds Beware of the sharp edged weapon Called human being It is a shield of passion And strong will From this I am the victor Instead of the kill I will not feed your hunger, instead I bite the pain Looking not back, but forward I bite down hard
Ever Had Your Heart Broken
Ive been drinking alot so bear with me (im just getting home)... there are times in my life when i wished i could go back and relive something... well tonight was one of them.... the day started out great met up with my younger sis we went to a craft show went out to lunch woohoo had a great time came home played final fantasy 12 and Mortal Kombat Armeggedon.... than the phone call..ughhh my friend lisa (not the one on here) called to ask what my plans were tonight and well since i had the day off and eric wanted to stay home and study after work , i had made no plans she said great im coming to get you and we are going out. yay(at the time) i wasnt sure i wanted to go i had this certain vibe telling me no but after talking to kim who went out and told me to go out and not mope around the house i said yes mom and went and got ready , felt really good about myself...and we were off.... went to her place to meet up with some other friends her boy bill and another couple.. well i felt li
Confidence Vs. Arrogance
Confidence vs. Arrogance by Mike Myatt When you think of a true leader do you envision someone with the quiet confidence of Michael Dell or the blatant arrogance of Donald Trump? In the competitive world of business a reserved attitude of humility can often be misinterpreted as a sign of weakness. However if you’ve ever negotiated with a truly confident and humble person you’ll find that their resolve is often much greater than the feigned confidence of the arrogant. Great contrasting examples of confidence vs. arrogance as it applies to leadership would be the quite confidence of World War II General’s Omar Bradley and Dwight Eisenhower vs. the often outrageous arrogance of General’s George Patton and Douglas MacArthur. All four were great strategists and tacticians, but two of the four definitely went down in history as better leaders who commanded greater loyalty and respect from peers and subordinates alike. The truth of the matter is that few things have inspired and mo
Chat Rules
1. Fat people should remain fully clothed at all times on web cam, and men with small penises should not show themselves jerking off. 2. Stupid people should not breed. 3. Overly sensitive people and people with no sense of humor should not be in a chat room. 4. No singing on the mic in voice chat. 5. No one asked you to be the DJ, we do not want to hear your crappy music. 6. We should all be allowed regular potty breaks. 7. Do not ask us a/s/l, look on our profiles you lazy person you, and if the information is not there, that probably means we do not want to tell you. 8. Please refrain from making noises on the mic that resemble the sound of you shoving the mic up your bunghole, or any other bodily noises. 9. If you are stupid enough to respond to a bot, kindly leave the room and save us all from your stupidity (see rule #2) 10. large font=small penis. Any questions? 11. If you do not speak english, then go to a chat room that speaks your language, please do not
Needs Help
Hello friends, need some help with my ratings. If you feel generous, please lend a helping hand. Thanks :)
A Wish For You
This And That
I know it's been awhile but alas sleep overruns my body alot. Halloween was fun and David really enjoyed himself. Once I figure out where the pics are and if we have any here I'll post them. He was so cute in his lil soldier costume. He was a 5 star General. Even daddy saluted him lol. Jen and bub took him home on Wednesday and he got to spend the night with his daddy. That was a good thing for them both I think. I just wish they got to see more of each other. Not only does it make David happy it also makes Shawn happy. Both those boys have a soft spot in my heart. Soon I'll be moving to TN and I'll be doing the flying to visit NC. I figure a visit every month and take one of my weeks of vacation time and spend it with the family. Oh oh and hopefully after I move Hank and I will be working on making a baby. Hear that bub, Jen and Shawn you'll have someone to spoil. Oh mom and dad that means that you get to be GRANDPARENTS!!! Feeling old yet lol:). Well I'm off to surf the net
She Devil
Currently our top selling design! "She Devil" wasn't really created to be Halloween wear but it seems that the month of October made it so. I guess it could be the perfect costume when you don't really want to dress up! The design is simple but effective, featuring a semi-metallic effect the design shins off every product it's on. The cutest little touch is the devil horns encapsulating the words; it's that feature that makes the design stand out from the crowd and more than just a font. Feature here on the black cap sleeve tee it's available on lots of other products as both back and front prints. Head on over to the store and check it out;
I am sorry I have neglected you all! I have been busy with school and family and you know how that is! I will try to stay more intouch, Love you all! Deedee
Where Is Nasty Chicks
Kid Fest
We had alot of fun at kid fest yesturday.. Thanks Rodney and Crystal. The boys liked it but the lines were outragious. *yeah i know i cant spell* I got to watch Annabelle for a cupple hours while everyone else went to Kylars birthday party that I thought was in Kingman so we didnt go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could have kicked myself cause i was forcing myself to stay awake for kidfest let alone bringing a baby home when i really needed to lay down. I LOVED IT....... Cant wait to have them over when i dont have to work the weekend.
Thanx Sweet Potata
- Get Your Own
Wing ?
I do not represent the left wing, right wing, wrong wing, or your wing. I represent the bi-polar, sociopathic, paranoid schizophrenic wing of your local mental health facility.
The Guys' Rules
The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Remember, Remember The 5th Of November
Every year this time in the UK, the population get mad with fireworks and people end up in hospital and peoples pets get driven demented. the money that goes up in smoke in the sky is quite ridiculous, they have a firework display in Princes Street, Edinburgh and you can hear the fireworks from where i live which is about three quarters of a mile away. Why do they do this, well for For 400 years, bonfires have burned on November 5th to mark the failed Gunpowder Plot. I think today he would have been called a terrrorist, funny how things change. anyway for more info here is link Guy Fawkes and the Gun Powder plot
About Marriage
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then
My friends have been cut down to a managable 25
Give Me Your Opinion...
This is what I want, Last year in Iraq I had a conversation with someone. Well it was on the life and death theory and we seemd to agree on what it really is and I will tell you all what I think once you give me some of your opinions cause I want to know what other people think about the subject. Darryl
Kissing Explained Repost
Kissing Explained A first kiss should always be done while the two of you are alone. This will help to avoid any unnecessary nervousness and embarrassing situations. The best type of kiss is one that uses different variations... such as starting with a small kiss, working into a French Kiss, maybe sucking on your partner's upper or lower lip... And don't just leave kisses to the lips. Kiss their cheeks, their chin or their eyelids. This can be very seductive and romantic. Basic Kissing Tips Great Breath - This is very important. Make sure you brush your teeth before going out on your date. There is nothing worse than kissing someone with bad breath. If your date consists of having something to eat before the actual kiss, make sure you have a mint on hand to take right after you finish eating. Don't take the mint just before the kiss or chew on gum. You don't want to have something in your mouth when you kiss.
7 Pleasing Characteristics
7 Pleasing Characteristics Of A Submissive by Lapp Topp Copyright© 1997 by Lapp Topp These are some characteristics *I* like to see in my submissive, and try my best to give when I submit. YMMV... 1. Honesty. This is very important to me. Without honesty, there can be no trust. Without trust D/s is nothing. On a safety note, be truthful in your desires, experience, fears and limits. I have seen many submissives tell "little" lies thinking it will make them more desirable. It usually ends up getting them hurt. If you have questions about what your Dom/me desires or expects, be honest and speak up. There is nothing wrong with asking questions respectfully, and is much preferable to looking ignorant. Remember, all Dom/mes are different. Don't assume because one wants you to wear stockings that another will enjoy them. Ask what he expects you to wear, how he expects you to act, what he prefers to be called, etc. 2. Submissiveness. While I enjoy the occasional SAM,
yes i feel betrayed and hurt to the bone.. no wonder i wont let myself trust anyone. after thsi it will only get worse.
Novice Dominant Advice
NOVICE DOMINANT ADVICE from LeatherOnQ There are as many ways to do D/s as there are people, so you really need to know what your partner wants, doesn't want, is comfortable with, is afraid of, and so forth. A lot of submissives will have great trouble telling you what they want. For some of them, this is because they don't really KNOW what they want. Or, perhaps, they know how they want to feel, but they aren't sure what it is that will make them feel that way. Other submissives do have at least some idea of what they want, but they're too embarrassed to be able to tell you directly. And some submissives know what they want but feel as if it spoils things if they have to ask for it -- they want the impetus for the scene to come from you, and if they ask for something, then it's as if _they're_ controlling the scene, when what they want is for _you_ to control it. And of course, more than one of these can occur at once. A person can know only what it is she wants to feel AND b
Merry Christmas To Me
I went out and bought myself an entertainment centre to fit my new tv. I hate the little stand I got with it but at the time, had little choice. LOL And OMG, am I hung over this morning!!! Thank GOD, I couldn't find my phone last night or I would have made some drunken calls that I would have regretted this morning and I couldn't even see the keyboard after awhile to try to get online. LOL
Singing Bird.......
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Ringggggg ... Ringggggg .... Hello
Rrriiiiinnnnggg, Rrriiiinnnngg, "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now." *** Brief Pause *** "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay, Daddy, Just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy." "And what happened, honey?" He asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. H
Oh, There Was A Day!
Thinking quietly of today's man, so educated and worldly.. Yet, are they wise? Thinking quietly of today's woman, so educated and worldly... Yet, are they wives? Noting how the paths they travel have somehow become the same. Each thriving on, seeking and striving for similar fame. Their titles, their roles and both their goals have now collided. Why is it that they can not see that they have become misguided? Where have the real men gone? Whatever happened to the day when their women shone? They were to be the light, gentle and pure. Back in the days when men were more sure. Its really quite simple, its all in the name So very different and yet so much the same. A woman's purpose was to complete her man. A man's desire was to cherish, love and protect her, rather than... struggle alone, competing with her. Oh how i long for the times that were Thinking quietly of yesterday's man Thinking quietly of yesterday's woman Each uniquely different But together, OH, so cont
Look At Her...
IMspidey/M.M. 11/06 Copyright © 2006
New Classes
yeah im starting to like school. if you who dont know im going to Hesser College for Criminal Justice. tomorrow i start my new classes which are intro to CJ & word information processing (which is typing stuff in microsoft word talk about easy A). my last two classes i took were Oral Communication & intro to Psychology. i know i did well in OC & my psychology class i know i didnt do so hot in i think i my have gotton a C or lets say i hope i got a C which is good to me but im a little worried, cuz it was a hard class. me beeing in classes everyday is gunna help push up my grade, she took attendance & she thought it was inportant. i guess i will find out soon on how i did i hope grades soon, i dont wanna worry about it.
Honour Killings
Part One: Things I find disturbing Honour Killings After reading in the news about a family who where burned to death and it looks like the father did, the police think it was part of an honour killing, anyway seeing as i know very little about these things started to do a bit of research. Anyway honour killings are described as such Honour killing From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Honour killing is most often the killing of a female, but in many cases also a male, and sometimes his/her family members, love-interests or other associates [1] [2], for supposed sexual or marital offenses, typically by his/her own relatives or relatives of a purported romantic interest, with the justification being that the "offense" has brought "dishonour" to the family. The United Nations Population Fund estimates that the annual worldwide total of honour killing victims may be as high as 5,000 women. In societies and cultures where it occurs, honour killing is often regarded as a
Leaveing For Awhile
yea im leaveing for awhile and i dont know if or when ill be back if at all.sorry to all my good friends on here but im an over the road driver so im leave tonight to start driving again thank god my bills are starting to kill me plus my old boos screawed me out of a lot of work so i had no couise but to go back to driving.atleast it a good job and a job i know how to do very will going to miss talking to you all on here i wish the very best to everyone out there and hope you all do find what your looking for .if you dont find what your looking just remeber dont give up your dreams for anyone and a littel faith does go along way in helping to . your friend olin
Deep red Flows the blood From my body, Comes the flood To Your heart, Torn apart. _D_E_S_T_I_N_Y_ You are my god, my deity. You are my life, my purity. You dictate, You sway The way i move through my day. You are the reason i live, and i cry. Yours will be the season In which i shall die. You are the force in me~ You are my destiny.
Fry's has 24 seasons 1-4 dvd's on sale for $24 bucks a pop! man thatsgoodness!
Is it wrong for someone to get jelious over a few pics? I think maybe i will accept it...
Quiz 7
i think this is the last one for the time being...the purpose of all of these was to make room in the "ABOUT ME" section on my page for other strange and unussual stuff.. Which Deadly Sin Is Yours?GreedIn the immortal words of Gordon Gecko 'Greed is good', words you live by. Wether it's money, fame or something else, you want it allFind out your Deadly Sin at
Pesky Telemarketer
Pesky Telemarketer The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood." I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this ca
When Kindred Spirits Meet
When kindred spirits meet It is as wind upon the sail; A driving force, a rising heat, Hold fast! Let it not fail! So rare the kindred spirit is, So few indeed there are; When this you find, yes, nurture this, Let it not drift afar. For kindred spirits once apart May never find once more A heart so well matched with a heart As they have found before. There are those rare occasions in life when you are fortunate enough to meet a kindred spirit and instant friend. My friend shall forever be my friend, and reflect a ray of Good to me.
Dedicated Soldier
Baby Write This Down
I never saw the end in sight Fools are kind of blind Thought everything was going alright But I was running out of time 'Caues you had one foot out the door I swear I didn't see But if you're really going away Here's some final words from me Baby write this down, take a little note To remind you incase you didn't know Tell yourself I love you and I don't want you to go Write this down Take my words, read 'em everyday Keep 'em close by don't you let 'em fade away So you'll remember what I forgot to say Write this down I'll sign it at the bottom of the page I'll swear under oath 'Cause every single word is true And I think you need know So use it as a bookmark Stick it in your 'frigerator door Hang it in a picture frame up above the mantle Where you'll see it for sure Baby write this down, take a little note To remind you incase you didn't know Tell yourself I love you and I don't want you to go Write this down Take my words,
More Pick Up Lines
(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate. Are we related? Do you want to be? Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely) Do you know how to use a whip? Drop 'em! Excuse me, do you live around here often? Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley? Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart." I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'... I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. I'm drunk. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? If I could be anything, I'd love to be you
Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman
She needs to be shown She needs to feel it in her soul.. I really, Really Love you Baby... Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman To really love a woman - To understand her You've got to know - Her deep inside Hear every thought - See every dream And give her wings when she wants to fly And when you find yourself lying helpless - In her arms You know you really love a woman When you love a woman - You tell her that she's really wanted When you love a woman - You tell her that she's the one She needs somebody to tell her that it's gonna last forever So tell me have you ever really Really, really ever loved a woman? To really love a woman - You let her hold ya Till you know how she needs to be touched You've gotta breath her - And really taste her Until you can feel her in your blood When you can see - Your unborn children in her eyes You know you really love a woman When you love a woman - You tell her that she's really wanted When you love a woman
Opinions Wanted!!! after posting all these pics I have I'm thinking "maybe I should go red again?" I would like you all to take a look at the pics (comment and rate by all means, lol) and let me know what you think. As of now I am blonde. Afterthought- if I went red again, should it be like the copper red/blonde or that cherry/fire red again? *sigh* decisions, decisions.....
Close-minded this time of prosparity in the human race, did we lose sight of the ability to be open-minded? I ask this in light of the book burnings, and now the threat of removal of books from the list of assignments in English class. There is one school, I shall not name, that is under the consideration of removing Farenhiet 451 from it's list of reading, and even it's bookshelves. It was assigned to be read and reports to be done. One girl didn't like it, so the school kindly gave her another assignment. Her father, obviously wiser in years, is pushing the issue to remove it because, it talks about burning the bible, and bad talks the lord and savior. I remember not liking the books I read in school, and I failed each one I didn't read. Hell we never got any supplemented reading because we disliked them. So........first is fiction. A representation of what it could be like if things were different that someone just made up in thier own freaking mind. Second thin
The Law Is The Law
THE LAW IS THE LAW – So Mote It Be! (A Great Concept) If the U.S. government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so mote it be. And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so mote it be. And since they already have prohibited any prayer in the schools, on which they deem their authority, then, so mote it be. I say, "so mote it be," because I would like to be a law abiding U.S. citizen. I say, "so mote it be," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American Publics' best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since people can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post the commandments in government buildings, I don't believe the government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations wh
My Pornstar Name!
Your Pornstar Name is:Cherry Coxx Take this quiz at
Beware Of Your Surroundings
SCENE 1. This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they? A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, "Funny, I thought I locked the locker. Hmmm." He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order. Everything looked okay - all cards were in place. A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000! He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make the transactions. Customer care personnel verified that there was no Mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen. "No," he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made. An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet. The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards. Verdict: The c
101st Airborne
A Timeless Tapestry
A Timeless Tapestry By Vicki Marsh Kabat I watched a tapestry in the making the other night. It wasn't hanging on the wall of a gallery or my den; it was in a hospital room. The first threads were woven together nearly fifty-three years before when a young woman named Asa Lee applied for a job. The manager who took her application that day was a handsome young fellow nicknamed Mac. Asa Lee and Mac dated, fell in love and seven months later, married. Together, they reared a son and a daughter and enjoyed the arrivals of five grandchildren over the years. Their lives had been full until a couple of years ago when Mac's health began to fail. I met Asa Lee as several of us gathered to sing Christmas carols for hospitalized members of our church. I couldn't help but notice her ready smile and easy laugh. I was surprised to learn our first stop was to visit Asa Lee's husband at the Veterans Administration Medical Center. Mac suffers from congestive hear
One Of Those Days
GRRRRRRRRRRR......I'm Trying to upload new pictures to my profile, but for some unknown reason they do not post...........GRRRRRRRRRRR...I am ready to pull my hair out (On the verge of cryin')I've tried 6 times and now I am ready to give up and throw my laptop out the window.........=(
Adult Survey
ADULT QUESTIONS HERE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, DON'T READ! Most surveys are pointless and childish......lets see what kinda balls (or eggs) ya got!!! 1. How many people have you fucked? 9 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? 0 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? Yes 4. Ever paid for sex? nope 5. Ever been married? yep 6. Ever been divorced? Yep 7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? on my knees 8. Do you own any guns? no 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? no 10. Ever been to rehab? yes 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? yes 12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace or aol or anyother instant message service? not yet 13. Ever have cam sex? nope 14. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? yep 15. How many states have you lived in? 1 16. How many countries have you lived in? 1 17. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at nig
In Honor Of All The Men And Women Who Answer The Call Of Duty!!
Die Terroist Die!!!!
Beer Batter Chicken Strips
Serve these deep fried beer battered chicken strips with barbecue sauce or sweet and sour sauce. INGREDIENTS: * 1 large egg * 3/4 cup beer * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * ground black pepper * 3 chicken breast halves; skinless, boneless * 1 1/4 cups vegetable oil PREPARATION: Beat the egg lightly with a whisk. Beat in the beer, then the dry ingredients, whisking until smooth. Cover and let stand for 25 to 30 minutes before using. Cut chicken breasts in half lengthwise. Heat oil in 10-inch skillet over a medium-high heat until oil reaches desired temperature of 360 degrees (or use deep fryer). Using tongs to hold chicken strips, dip in batter; allow excess to drip off.Remove and carefully lower, one by one, into the hot oil. After about 1 minute, turn the strips. Continue to turn the strips occasionally until they are golden, cooking for a total of 4 to 6 minutes. Transfer to to a paper towel lined tr
Yahoo Messager
If Anyone wants to add me to their Yahoo Messanger..Let me know either via comments here or via shoutbox your user id, and I'll add you...I want to get to you guys a little I figure that would be a really good way to meet some of you. I'm not looking for cybersex - so if thats what you are going to add me for..DONT BOTHER!
Nice Guys Finish Last
To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants. To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his sea
Half Her Heart Is In Iraq/ Another Dedication To Our Military Wives
Rules For All Civilians
Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs)
Where I Stand
I need to know where I stand. Today, tomorrow, always… I don't want to be an unwilling participant if you are playing games. Go play them with someone else, somewhere else… Be finished with your past before you become a part of my present… Speak your truth. Say what you feel, what you think, what you want, what you need. How will I know what to give you unless you tell me? Act and speak without fear. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there. Nothing bad will happen. Even what appears to be pain is really only a lesson to be learned… Open your heart to pain and joy. You can't have one and not the other. They are intertwined and connected. You just have to be open, that's all, and the one that is meant for you in this moment will come. If it is pain, learn from it. If it is joy rejoice in it and hang onto it for as long as possible… Honesty is the best policy. Didn't we learn this in nursery school? Well, didn't we? Be free to enjoy the love that is offered to you.
A Birds Eye View
A BIRDS' EYE VIEW Lenora Love Whiteside My blind eyes are dim and confused yet from a birds' eye view, I can see the signs of the end of time. I hear the faint whisper of the wind spread the news through the trees! I watch as the apple worm stretch his body by faith peek around, listen for that Angelic trumpet sound. My blind eyes are dim and confused yet from a birds' eye view, I can see the signs of the end of time. I hear the nestling in the tree, chirping happily! Little birdie in the tree, hearken unto me! Don't be shy take to the sky, Is the master coming by and by? without fear, she dance a demonstration in the sky. She shreak through her trumpet beak "Soon, soon, she said, our creator is coming back soon! Lenora Love Whiteside Copyright ©2006 Lenora Love Whiteside
'perfect Password' ..
The 'Perfect Password' A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed P... E... N... I... S. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
Good News
Well, the housemate and I had a chat, and it works out that I don't have to move after all. I guess there some some things irritating him outside of the money, and some misunderstandings as well. Yay. That's a load off. Now maybe I can get some writing done. Still, I do plan to move into a different place eventually. On my own terms, in my own time, and under my own power. I'm really not big on the whole housemate thing. Rather have my own space. At least the panic is off.
The One
THE ONE.... Every waking moment I feel him In my head hearing every thought He moves around me like the air I breathe every breath he takes I feel every move he makes He protects me when I need him Comforts me when I'm sad I feel him like no other man I doubt anyone can understand Always being so free Living for myself Now I am pulled to a man One man that tames me The one who shows me love Everything given so freely Knowing him as I know myself He is me and I am him I cannot waver or lose my path His love is like a light He is guiding me home in this dark night Broken and tainted I go to him He looks on me with love not shame He knows my pain He has been down this road My only hope is he feels the same Can he feel my love? It's like a searing pain Maybe he will take me Show me my way Never thought I'd feel true love Something given by both in so many ways But he is a cut above He is not just a man He is everything I have ever wanted he is ev
Playing The Victim Card...
...When All Else Fails Some people love to play the victim. Living for the misery they themselves create. Placing blame on those around them. Never gazing back into the mirror for they fear truth. The condemned sterotype left to rot among the masses nailed to the cross. Wrongly accused yet guilty by public opinion. Judged upon the words of an outright deception. A one sided distortion in which the defendant is bound and gagged. In the end when all is said and done we live up to our expectations however low they may be. I guess honesty is not really what people want to hear. They want to hear what makes them happy. Their selfishness dictates this to be factual. If things don't go their way well then we're all just assholes, aren't we? // Satyr [ ]
Msn Messanger
By popular demand, I've now got MSN messanger as well..Let me know either via comment here what your email addy for that is..or via shoutbox. If you're looking for cyber sex - DO NOT EVEN BOTHER.
Need Help Again Lol
OK, this is for those who know about the face recognition site. I did it but don't know how to copy and paste the results. Call me stupid, but seriously, I have no clue.
What A Kiss Means ...
+Kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
A Poem I Wrote About My Grandma After She Died
My grandma (Granny) meant the world to me and when she died I lost part of my soul.. I can't wait until the day comes that I will get to see her again. I wrote this poem about her and it was even published in a book of poetry in 2004. Go figure.. My Angel Granny Granny when God made angels he had you in mind. When he created grandmothers he made them in your image. I was the child that wanted to be with you instead of my friends. Watching you crochet blankets, doilies and even doll clothes, was so amazing to me, you could make such beautiful things out of a single ball of yarn. When you got sick my heart jumped to my throat. I wanted to give you my heart and my very own breath just to keep you on this earth a little while longer. When Jesus took you I laid my head upon your chest and cried until the tears would no longer fall. I cried for days thinking my Granny is gone. I know that someday we will see each other again. I now accept that you are in heaven and you are
Old Zombie Report ..we Are All Going To Die....well Most Of You
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We inten
Am I Pretty Now?
Here comes the ugly one Looking sad and wearing black Those stupid fucking preps all laugh Because she looks so fat Trying to ignore the comments She walks, looking at the floor Since she doesn't say a word They shout more ugly words The jocks throw their footballs at her And the anorexic sluts just laugh She's teased in science, she teased in p.e She's even teased in math Everyday, the same routine, She runs into her room and cries She thinks that no one cares If she just curled up and died Then one day after normal teasing, She finally had enough She couldn't handle all their teasing And other stupid stuff She grabbed some lipstick and put it on her lips She grabbed her long black skirt And then started to rip At the corner of her eye She spotted a pointy blade She slashed her wrists until Her vision started to fade Suddenly, she fell Colapsing on a towel The words carved in her wrists read, Am I Pretty Now?
I look at you and you make me cream my pants. The thought of having you inside me gives me goosebumps. I dream of the day you just kiss my lips and make me melt. Your soft wanting blue eyes, your manly hard-working hands around me. You caress me ever so lovingly. Kiss my neck with your soft lips. You make me want you every time you're around. Give me what i want. I need you... I think i love you!!!
One Night
Such pretense surrounds the moment we meet And the following hours As if swept off our feet We move beyond small talk We share our dreams We are a perfect fit Or so it seems The night is upon us Our attractions peak Intense desires make Our defenses weak Once in the bedroom Our intamacy expands All night at the mercy Of each other's hands Morning sun wakes us Maybe time for one more When that is finished It's time for the door Don't fool yourself About what the night meant Move on with your life Remember the time we spent No more talk of attraction No more dreams to share That was only last night Only one night be aware Don't touch me don't call Don't beg me please Get out of my bed Go find your keys
I'm Nothing
I'm nothing without your touch, my love. I'm nothing without you kiss. To spend each night in your arms, my flower. This man's idea of bliss. To not hear your voice each day, Is to die seven times, by God's wraith. If I was anything ohter than human, I'd wanna be the water in your bath. 'Til then, my love. Ciao
When The Children Cry ~~~ White Lion
This May be a different kind of dedication but it just had to be done. This is dedicated to all the Children and Families who have lost people on 9/11 and in the war against terrorism. This goes out to all the Soldier's who are giving their all to keep America Safe!!!! THANK YOU! Everything you are doing is Deeply Felt, Remembered and Loved!
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I Guess Its True
it IS possible to beat yourself up in your sleep. i do. (picture coming soon)
Screaming In The Dark..........
cold sweat tear soaked torn ........... screaming faster into the night once the time was all ways brite wakening sweat cold as ice calm the image and dont think twice missing some one this bad will some times drive the mind so mad happyness for some but not for me the sadness makes it hard to be breathing slow see through the mist there is something other then i missed im going on into the black trying hard to wonder back through the madness that is my truth scars on me are the grusome proof there invisible you see to the naked eye for this you see i would not lie i would never step on no ones heart for i know it all ways tears it apart but this is me layed out so thin showing my madness that lives with in im pushing on for you forever are so far gone i wish it ended like i thought but this is the way my life will rot.......
Airything After But Is Bullshyt
My mother didn't birth a liar; so when I say I perspire no dude, the whole truth I solemnly swear It's not a front or façade, a stunt nor mirage; when it comes to men, I simply don't got it in me to care… BUT… I think I'ma have to make an exception for you… Saw your picture, and heard a thousand words, the old adage is true… Mental ascension, I'm tryin to get to the attic of you… From the ground up, stopping at your heart for a second or two… Don't let the short time spent there misconstrue… That's only part of the connection I'm tryin to pursue… Hypnotized by the aura of confidence you exude Something like a star, so I'm into wishing for an interlude Yeah…I'm rough around the edges, BUT that's somethin I think you can soothe So I Flow my intuition, hoping that I'm not being rude… Bumpin Isley Brothers, thinkin of ways with you I wanna groove Mentally, physically, and spiritually, just to name a few I know you heard it all be
Death Sentence For Saddam
Greetings all, Today, Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death by hanging for his crimes against humanity. He was found guilty for 148 deaths in the Sh'ite town of Dujail in 1982. Saddam was defiant while the verdict was read shouting "God is great". Some conspiracy theorists beleive that this verdict "surprisingly" came just in time for the upcoming elections. A few senators have even commented and said there is "a special place in hell for Saddam." Iraq has one side that is happy and jubilant about this verdict, while the other side is protesting on his behalf. What do you think about Saddam receiving the death penalty? How will this verdict and death sentence change Iraq? For the better or for the worse? Will this verdict help speed up the war in Iraq and bring our soldiers back home sooner? Share with me your thoughts and opinions in my blog entitled "Death Sentence for Saddam"
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I Joined 24 Hour Fitness!
I was going to go for my walk and it's been totally CRAP weather here lately so I drove over to 24 Hour Fitness and got a membership. DAMN expensive but it'll be worth it, plus you can get tans for $2.50 hehe. I worked out today. It makes me sort miss the free gyms that the military offers but... I need to do something about myself. I want to be fit and healthy again. I look at pictures of myself right after I got out of bootcamp and I was so thin I am jealous that I don't look like that anymore! Does that make sense? No! Haha.. Anyway thats all for now....
New Additons
UTOPIA steel touches the sky like one hundred year old redwoods passengers move through neighborhoods like ant colonies carrying wants and goods others lead the young seeking play to relive lives of storytelling without delay swinging on threaded vines the king of the jungle awaits childs imagination and a thousand other fates Natures flow still finds it's smaller path cracks in cement nuture blades of grass a pool of water, bathes a fowl a song to the ear is winters howl Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez
Please Bear With Me
I can't describe the pain and emptiness I am feeling lately...especially today. I cry myself to sleep; I wake up crying; my chest aches from crying; my body aches from not sleeping well; I need to eat but am nothungry; my mind is going crazy trying to figure out how it all got to this point...some of it is know - you get so busy that you let things slip by and then when you actually take a moment to breathe you realize what you have missed but then the pain comes flooding in and it hurts to breathe so you go on again...staying busy...until you have to stop and breathe again. Part of it though, is friendship...losing friends...having people in your life that you love and trust and then you no longer have them anymore...for whatever reasons...they take down your pics, write blogs about you, try to hurt you by hanging out with those they know you care deeply for - you know "games"...i am not here to call them out...just venting the pain and despair i feel and some of the rea
Daniel Powter- Bad Day
Harlem street corner conversation while hands make exchanges bodegas bustling fire escape carpet dusting hot peas and butter salsa lovers determined single mothers hopeful kids home before dark play in cement parks while a neighbors dog barks empty viles and cigar filling left from a cypher now gone escaping from things they haven't done wrong twisting fingers braid woolen hair while girls play double dutch jumping in pairs as a pastor bids farewell Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez
Contest Is Open!
Already everyone..Go vote for your favorite! Bomb them w/ comments because whoever has the most by 9 am central time is Queen for the Day..Rates will determine 2nd place! And in no particular order....The ladies!! There you go folks!! The ladies who wish to be Queen for a Day!!!
War The trumpets sound a way of life brought back by the sins of the father to begin again, unleashed are hells hounds raptured in unified resolve one ancient evil again will evolve heavens gates bent to one side behind the other angels hide souls lead like sheep with no will, they flock in the shadows of dead men to threaten with their chosen kills mothers will cry with their hands raised in awkward ways a body bends in shallow graves sunlight hidden by the crow's wings to manifest the spirits of the book of five rings ronins play the game and again in Gods name Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez
Separation leaves play in circular waves as they lay trees bow gracefully near waters clay five rings held near makes nature clear each one separately held just as dear memories gain as time slips away like things one may say in an unforgettable way to give thanks and not have like branches coming together but set in different paths Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez
Evening hear the night roar stars set the same as the life before a velvet plumb yet she comes fingers numb from the daylight slumber i look she seems younger since i can remember in her eyes i wonder shine quietly shine for me allow me to be in my soul she is free she is wisdom equal with nature she is my savior but time is greater Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez
Hey Everyone
vote For me for queen for the day!! well i ll love u forever!!!
Aquarius "A tribute to the element of life" You caress my body yet slip through my fingers the feel of you lingers I thank this earth warm or cold for you i thirst take you whole or in small spursts for me and everyone will agree life comes second because you come first I gaze at thee a reflection of me but not really me because with grace you flow free from the beginning and to the end of my journey Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez
to all the sexy weman on this site,and a special thanks to my sexy wife tiny, for turning me on to this are all so fine.what a treat for me.its like heavan i guess,but so good it could be hell. i do hope you all stop by and see me.i will show mine first..Deano
My Stuff All But A Bag Of Mold
Well I did the right thing, I returned all stephens things, if your clueless its because hes my x and I made sure all of his stuff was safe and without damage. My biff is that I got all my things back and they were put in a plastic bag and they smell badly of mold. Thats not even the half of it. My familys pictures and my mother and fathers wedding album wet. not to mention that all the clothes that was in the bag with it wet. Im just glad to see that I was the grown up in this and made sure his things werent damaged. I hope that if anyone of you ever has a brake up that your x wont damage any of your familys pics that are not replaceable. Sorry im rameling im just really upset, all that i own distroyed. I hate him, I really wish that I broke his things now, but then again God wouldnt have been happy with that, im so pist still i cant even see strait.grrrrrrrrrrrr there i feel a tad bit better
Where does this foundation of ignorance begin or start or how does it even begin? Simple most people who believe in racism were raised on the foundation of racism that their parents raised them so it is really translated through many generations. Many people who are racist are like that because they are to blinded by the garbage their parents fed them for so many years and cannot realize the beauty of what can happen when we all ban together. Everyone says most of the racism is in the south but i beg to differ I have lived in different states and visited 10 different countries and even in Amsterdam there is racism so never subject racism to one region or one country. Some places are better about racism than others but it will always exist as long as people are blind.
Im Working On It......
Hey to all of you, My fans, Family and Friends.....sorry I haven't been to active here lately, but i think I am back, and rarin to go. You are going to have to be patient with me, I do have a lot of you to get to, but I am going to be makin up for lost time bad here over the next few days now....just remember that Come friday, my mom is going to be home, so I probably won't be on much for a whole week while she is off....but as soon as she goes back to work, I will be back, and that is how it is going to be every week....I only get the pc when she is at work.....Sorry I only have 4 pics, I am working on getting some more on here, but like I said, I have been gone, and it is because I just got done with a bad break up that almost had me ready to leave the Cherry and I would be gone had it not been for a very good friend of mine asking me not to go.....I will work on the pics.....and I promise, all your comments are on the patient and I will get to ya....Love to all my Cherry
Burried Deep Within
Life they say has many turns roads to take us to lessons we must learn Lessons who make us who we are meant to be the person who stands before you that you cannot see What does it really mean to be seen to be understood deeply, soulfully and pristeen To be understood is my main goal to be loved deeply from within someones soul My soul is exposed, wounded and bruised You had repaired it once but now it feels abused Abused not intentionally and I hold no regret I only wish i had the strength within to forget To forget what you had shown me and the experience we had for now knowing love again has once again left me sad Sad for i feel it will never come my way again and knowing what i have to offer is burried deeper within
Vote Vote Vote Vote Vote For Me!!!
vote For me for queen for the day!! well i ll love u forever!!!
Our First Haunt Together
So after a very long 24 days we opened the doors on on of this area's (Elkhart Indiana) for a very "killer" (pardon the pun) but we even had 70 people from the odest haunt in this area (Niles Michigan) come thru and tell us how much better our haunt was than even theirs is, but then again theirs never changes.... but just last night 11/04/06 we closed the doors on the first season of screams and I can at least say from my stand point I had our best year yet and I can't wait till we find a new and bigger location
A Poem I Found...
Do not stand by my grave and weep by Mary E. FryeDo not stand at my grave and weep:I am not there. I do not sleep.I am a thousand winds that blow.I am the softly falling snow,I am the gentle showers of rain,I am the field of ripening grain.I am in the morning hush,I am in the grateful rushOf beautiful birds in circling flight.I am the starshine of the night.I am in the flowers that bloom. I am in a quiet room.I am in the birds that sing.I am in each lovely thing.So do not stand by my grave and cry.I am not there.I did not die. Please note: "Throughout the years, this poem has appeared in many places and in many forms. The original was written in 1942 by Baltimorean Mary Frye on the back of a brown paper bag. Frye wrote the poem for a friend whose mother had died in Germany; the daughter had been unable to attend the funeral because of World War II."
Sexual Nickname
Michele's sexual nickname: "Milk shop" Take this quiz at
To All My Friends On Here
TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE!!! Afrikaans---- Ek het jou lief Albanian---- Te dua Arabic--- Ana behibak (to male) Arabic--- Ana behibek (to female) Armenian--- Yes kez sirumen Bambara--- M\'bi fe Bangla--- Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi Belarusian--- Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya--- Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian--- Obicham te Cambodian--- Bung Srorlagn Oun (to female) Cambodian--- Oun Srorlagn Bung (to male) Cantonese--- Chinese Ngo oiy ney a Catalan--- T\'estimo Cheyenne--- Ne mohotatse Chichewa--- Ndimakukonda Corsican--- Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol--- Mi aime jou Croatian--- Volim te Czech--- Miluji te Danish--- Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch--- Ik hou van jou English--- I love you Esperanto--- Mi amas vin Estonian--- Ma armastan sind Ethiopian Ewedishalehu : male/female to female Ethiopian Ewedihalehu: male/female to male. Faroese--- Eg elski teg Farsi--- Doset daram Filipino--- Mahal kita Finnish--- Mina rakastan
Me, Im Cute
Click my pic and bomb me.....I want to be queen for a day.....Love and hugs
Ok Here's Your Chance! My Erotica Challenge!
I really want to hear the hot stuff that is going through your mind! I have been good and given you me to feed on both written and visual. Now it is your turn baby. You have me all to yourself or with others however you want it. Tell me point by point inch by inch minute by minute how it is going to be. Prove to me you know how to get ME done! Write it out and send it to me. Here if you do not mind being identified by others or by email if you want your identity hidden from the other writers and viewers. Pour on the sensual, the kinky, the loving, the soft and the just plain nasty naughty sex. Give it to me in your own words. I want to hear you beg! Are you up to it? Erotica challenge and I am the only judge! All participants must get their writes to me by November 12, at 10pm!
Unanswered Questions
~~Unanswered Questions~~ Why do I hold on to something that is gone? Why do I still try? Why do I cry? Why? What is it that holds me on? What gives you the right to do what you did? What did I do to deserve this? What? How many poeple have you said the same things to? How many times will you lie? How do I move on? How? When would you have told me? When would I have been the only one? When will the pain go away? When?
The Departed
Next Level Tonight!!!!
where are my favorite ladies to help me out????? xxoos!!!!!!
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne I LOVE THIS ONE
Thank You
This poem was dedicated to my best friend, she got me into poetry Times like this you were there for me, Showed me how much you really cared for me, I dont have enough love to give back to you, I feel like I owe you a million plus two, You showed me what true love really meant, It came from the heart, Not from the head, When people left you kept me close, Didnt make me feel like I was a ghost, Talked to me about things you wanted to, Made me feel free an that was true, All these times I been hurtin inside, Your the one true person who kept me alive, I dont have much to give, But I can give you this, All for you which is no one else's This poem I dedicate to you comes from the heart, Like your friendship we were friends from the start.
~~with This Tear~~
~~With This Tear~~ With the birth of one day, and the death of another, I have come to understand and appreciate, how precious you are, now that you are so far away, Before you, the waterfalls never fell so peacefully, and after you, the sandcastles on the beach, will be no more, With this tear, I confess my love... Every lonely teardrop that i shed, represents another beautiful memory of you, And if all the tears that I've cried could fill the seven seas, still it would not be enough, to express the amount of sorrow I must bear, being without you, So shower me with your love, for our love, is of special breed, a love that shall live for many life times to come.... Mankind spend a lifetime searching for teasure, but I've found my teasure in you... So with this tear, I give it to you
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Have You Forgotten?
and actually put her hand on mine and as she touched me i remember i wonder why she moved me she took my hand... moved it to a round mound on the outside of her blouse and with her hand on mine she began to...
" True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness. " - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) - Thus Spoke Zarathustra, First Part: On Reading and Writing
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. - Anonymous MY EX HUSBAND WOULD AGREE
No One Needs This To Happen
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Fake Ass People And Pics
I'm starting to think CT is becoming a wasteland f fake people and pictures. You know the one's "my car, my ass, my friend." and they're pictures of a some crazy ass car with some website logo in the corner, or some picture of an ass you've seen before and looks like it would never go on the body of someone who posted it. Oh, and their best friend is a picture of Sean Connery or some crap. These people should be deleted from CT. People should be required to give some type of shout out (not for every pic, but at least one).
"the Criteria Of Emotional Maturity"
"The Criteria of Emotional Maturity" by William C. Menninger, M.D. The ability to deal constructively with reality. The capacity to adapt to change. A relative freedom from symptoms that are produced by tensions and anxieties. The capacity to find more satisfaction in giving than receiving. The capacity to relate to other people in a consistent manner with mutual satisfaction and helpfulness. The capacity to sublimate, to direct one's instinctive hostile energy into creative and constructive outlets. The capacity to love.
Only 94 To Go
this is the longest 94 points ive ever seen lol ok ok i will talk dirty to who ever pushes me over the top lol !!!! xxoos
Bleed - Cold
Bleed" I'm feeling crossed I take it inside Burn up the pain My thoughts are strange Just like the things I used to love Just like the tree that fell I heard it If art is still inside I feel it I wanna bleed Show the world all that I have inside I wanna scream Let the blood flow that keeps me alive Take all these strings They call my veins Wrap them around Every fucking thing Presence of people Not for me Well I must remain in tune Forever My love is music I will marry melody I wanna bleed Show the world all that I have inside I wanna scream Let the blood flow that keeps me alive Won't you let me take you For a ride You can stop the world Try to change my mind Won't you let me show you How it feels You can stop the world But you won't change me I need music I need music I need music to set me free To let me bleed Cold - BleedMusic Code provided by YouCodes
Some Weird Sex Laws...
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet be
Lyriks To Immma Tell!!!
[Verse 1] The killa clowns in your town raising all hell Tecca nina with the stamina coming to damage ya buckin' The bammer when I bust with a bang. And it ain't no clause that say fraud ain't no tall tales Women love it when I hit when I covet the booty they Giving it to me but it ain't no thang We reppin' KCMO fellas and the ladies know That we comin' with the killas I'm with the gorillas The villains will get you when you disrespect us Even the babies know Tech nina got flowcrazy We be giving the women the willy we sick of the haterz Wanna pay us go to get this record This is important we be courtin' every place we go Get you up in the room ain't trippin' off of the groom I'll give it to you anyway you wanna have it Baby is a horse and yes of course Imma have 2 break the ho Leaving the kids at home I wanna bone alone we hopping Up and down like jack rabbits So many kids put this on their daddy's mind Never will I ever put him out there like that feelin' th
You are not who I wish you were. But in the dark you will do.
New Article On Ac - 'cards, Dice And Keyboards: A Gamer's Life Of Games'
New article published on AC this evening - 'Cards, Dice and Keyboards: A Gamer's Life of Games'. Enjoy, and don't forget to vote on the piece. :) Cards, Dice and Keyboards: A Gamer's Life of Games
"ground" - Assemblage 23
Ground Be still Though chaos rains around you now Only so much rain can fall at once Breathe in And let the air envelope you And slow but sure, serenity will come CH Close your eyes Try to breathe Feel the ground beneath your feet It's still there The world still turns around Stand up Though circumstance has knocked you down There is nothing gained by staying within it's reach Take strength In every failure you endure Our mistakes have many lessons they can teach (CH) Destroy These walls you've built around yourself You can't take another step until they're gone Move out No use in dwelling in the past Bid farewell to all your fears and carry on (CH) Courtisy of Assemblage 23 - GroundMusic Code provided by YouCodes
"1000 Oceans" - Tori Amos
"1000 Oceans" These tears I've cried I've cried 1000 oceans And if it seems I'm floating in the darkness Well, I can't believe that I would keep Keep you from flying And I would cry 1000 more If that's what it takes To sail you home Sail you home Sail you home I'm aware what the rules are But you know that I will run You know that I will follow you Over silbury hill Through the solar field You know that I will follow you And if I find you Will you still remeber Playing at trains Or does this litte blue ball Just fade away Over silbury hill Through the solar field You know that I will follow you I'm aware what the rules are But you know that I will run You know that I will follow you These tears I've cried I've cried 1000 oceans And if it seems I'm floating in the darkness Well I can't believe that I would keep Keep you from flying So I will cry 1000 more If that's what it takes To sail you home Sail you home Sail you home Sail Sail you h
"tear In Your Hand" - Tori Amos
"Tear In Your Hand" All the world just stopped now So you say you don't wanna stay together anymore Let me take a deep breath babe If you need me Me and Neil we'll be hangin' out with the dream king Neil says hi By the way I don't believe you're leaving Cause me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream I think it's that girl And I think there're pieces of me you've never seen Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen well All the world is all I am The black of the blackest ocean And the tear in your hand All the world is dangin'... Dangling'...Danglin' for me darlin' You don't know the power that you have With that tear in your hand Tear in you hand Maybe I ain't used to maybes Smashing in a cold room Cutting my hands up every time I touch you Maybe maybe it's time to wave goodbye now Time to wave goodbye now Caught a ride with the moon I know I know you well Better than I Used to haze all clouded up My mind in the daze of why it could've n
Stuff Look
i will being posting more photos of me and such in the next cpl days. i have hundreds of them so keep an eye out!
Another One Of My Poems
Hubby Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A GiRLFRiEND OR BOYFRiEND - REPOST THiS! GiRLS TiTLE iT "HUBBY APPLiCATiON" GUYS TiTLE iT "Wifey APPLiCATiON" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. on the hand.... 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 20.would u cheat on me?
German Chocolate Upside Down Cake
This delicious cake, made with a cake mix, makes its own topping. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup coconut * 1 cup chopped pecans * 1 package German chocolate cake mix * 8 ounces cream cheese, room temperature * 1/2 cup butter or margarine, room temperature * 1 pound confectioners' sugar, about 3 1/2 cups unsifted PREPARATION: Grease and flour a 9x13x2-inch baking pan. Put coconut and pecans in the bottom of the pan. Prepare cake mix according to directions on box. Pour over nuts and coconut. Combine cream cheese, butter and confectioners' sugar; drop by spoonfuls on top of cake. Bake at 350° for about 45 minutes
Old One
Thinking , Feeling , Rethinking Thinking of you my sweet day dream wondering if I'm going to extreme Why are you in my thoughts so much ? Why do I hunger for your touch ? I think too much and act too slow I want to be there more than you'll ever know I've been told to take it slow for there is always tomorrow I've taken it slow and in my hesitation felt the sorrow Not willing to pass on what may be real Not wanting to let go of how I feel Unsure of my thoughts and what they mean Unsure of an out come that remains to be seen Fear that you are too good to be true Fear that I may not be any good for you Tied to a past unresolved Tied to the present still uninvolved Wondering if I deserve the best Thinking it's time to give thinking a rest ! By R. Thomas Dinsmore
So Me Is New
I am new to the site so far it beast myspace.
What's Up The Hated Thing.
People keep asking what's up with the photo album I put up being called hated. I'll tell you it's actually quite simple. It's off a song called "I am Hated."-Slipknot. Anyway the basis of the song is pretty much to not let anyone or anything get in your god damn way even if you end up makeing people piss off at you. So yeah basicly it's saying do as you see is right and ignore what the masses do. Here's the lyrics for ya'll. The whole world is my enemy - and Im a walking target Two times the devil with all the significance Dragged and raped for the love of a mob I cant stay - because I cant be stopped Eat motherfuckers alive who cross us I know youre all tired of the same ol bosses Let me tell you how its gonna be Im gonna kill anyone who steps up in front of me Welcome to the same ol fucking scam Same ol shit in a dead fad Everybody wants to be so hard Are you real or a second rate sports card? They all lost their dad or their wife just died They never got to go ou
That One Special Someone
there is always someone in someone's life that is very special to them. It is like the song from kenny chesney "you saved me" people always come and go out of our lives, we just never seem to realize how they somehow touched your heart, either in a small tiny way, or a very huge way. then there are people that we meet and it is a life lesson learned. we seem to take for granted the life we have, the lives we have around us. sometimes we dont sit back and look in the box and see what is actually going on. i have messed up on alot of things. lately i realized the people i know in person are very special to me. for a few examples: Todd- aggieranger- in his own way, he taught me it was ok to be playful, it was ok to have fun, and have your own down time. he still makes me laugh and smile when i talk to him. David- Pond shark hunter- i love him. he is just so much fun. he always makes me laugh and smile. and it is true. even tho you have done things a 1000 times, it still can
There Are Times...
There are times when a girl feels overwhelmed, and yes my dear friends it is one of those times. My mother is sick with cancer so i'm feeling a bit of the burden from all of the housework that is accumulating. Since my father is a jerk-off who chooses to ignore the situation, I am the one left to deal with it all. My father and I never got along, but these days it seems that I cannot even stand to be in the same room with him. Ah, what a vent..I feel much better now. Regards, -A
Music Video:FANCY (by Reba McEntire)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
The New Fishing Rod
The sound of the aluminum bow striking, cutting, slicing the choppy waves should have been loud in my ears, but the thump of my own heartbeat was drowning out the noise of the boat plowing through the slightly rolling water. The small vessel was making almost 15 knots as we headed off the eastern shore of Lake Michigan. The boat had more speed to give, but only at the cost of a roaring engine, too loud to talk over and bumps that would require a firm grasp of the rails. The salmon beckoned, begging to be caught, but my wife's excitement called us even louder. I looked at Carolyn as she stood there, facing us so she could talk, her back braced against the door to the small cabin as her arm draped against my knee and her hand grasped high on my thigh, to keep her balance in the face of the choppy jouncing ride. Her face was flushed with excitement and a soft smile curved her lips. I looked at her other hand, the one laying in the crotch of our new friend. She saw me look at her
"unholy Confessions" By A7x
"I'll try," she said as he walked away. "Try not to lose you." Two vibrant hearts could change. Nothing tears the being more than deception, unmasked fear. "I'll be here waiting" tested and secure. Nothing hurts my world, just affects the ones around me When sin's deep in my blood, you'll be the one to fall. "I wish I could be the one, the one who won't care at all But being the one on the stand, I know the way to go, no one's guiding me. When time soaked with blood turns its back, I know it's hard to fall. Confided in me was your heart I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me." Nothing will last in this life, our time is spent constructing, now you're perfecting a world... meant to sin. Constrict your hands around me, squeeze till I cannot breathe, this air tastes dead inside me, contribute to our plague. Break all your promises, tear down this steadfast wall, restraints are useless here, tasting salvation's near. Nothing hurts my world, just
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
What condom are you? 18 Results with pics! Kinky Condommmmm. kinky.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Purple Rose
What Color Rose are You? Your a Purple RoseCongradulations, your a purple roseTake The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
yes yes its on right meow very cool god damn im bored
Government Seal:
Government Seal: Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that
You Are Not Going To Beleive This Shit .....and I Do Mean Shit
as found on: Fecal Transplant Regardless of how much Lysol you want to spray around the house, the fact is that human beings need certain kinds of bacteria. While some bacteria is bad, and eats our face and makes us sick, there's other bacteria that helps us digest and swims around inside us in a symbiotic (partnered) relationship. Without these bacteria, we're actually on the road to ruin. It's a weird situation, but you've gotten along with it so far. It is possible for this bacteria within us to die off, raising all sorts of medical issues. It doesn't just happen, but when it does, we start feeling really awful. One way to fix this problem is the unbelievably disgusting fecal transplant, wherein bacteria located within feces of a donor is placed in your lower colon to have a grand old time and start a new life in your bowels. Granted, if you've gotten into this situation, you're pretty
Fuck Kerry
To remind you what John Kerry said the other day on TV, and refuses to apologize to the troops for. ''You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq.'' -- Sen. John Kerry And the reaction of our Troops in Iraq - hihi - hilarious! --->>>
Thank God
It feels so good to be back on cherrytap. My firewall had set itself to block the cherrytap page.So man it feels so great to be back on here and talkin to everyone. If anyone reads this hit me up please. I would love to talk.
What condom are you? 18 Results with pics! Large CondomCongratulations Mr.Big. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Fucking Blah.
Some Help?
Calling All Cherries!!
Hey all you wonderful cherries!! I am asking you to please give my friend Cil.. A warm wonderful Cherry welcome!! Show her that love you have all shown to me!! Please She is new and there is no pic of her yet!! Here is her link!! cil@ CherryTAP Thanks you all soo very much!! Thaks for stoping in and reading this!! Jeannie
I Knew I Was Abnormal
This is really weird. Do it just like it says. At the end of this message, you are asked a question. Answer it immediately out loud . Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that pops into your mind. This is a fun "test"... AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a try, then e-mail it around (including back to me) and you'll see how many people you know fall into the same percentage as you. Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the "test." Now - just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.. You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised. Start: How much is: 15 + 6 3 + 56
Ha Ha
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull; but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
New Site.....with Cherry Tap All Over It...check It Out
Check Out My New Site And Cherry Tap Layouts please Repost THis Around
What Do Your Kisses Taste Like??
You scored as cherry's. Your kisses are sweet and Hot just like cherry's
That Racist Pig Is Still Here--my Letter To Cherrytap Support a nazi and a racist--will cherrytap tolerate this? it's well known that this sh-t exists here--and frankly--it's very scary and sad. this site rocks hard--i hate to see this crap in the name of 'free speech' thank you (and what was real sad--damn--his 'friends' are warning him that 'they're after you'--thy're fucking warning him damn it--and that fuckin 14-88 damn wasn't that the nazi department in charge of extermination. RALLY TOGETHER EVERYBODY--THIS CAN'T BE TOLERATED love ya's 15 bul-marchesh'van 3457 11/6/2006
I just spent 2 hours. Uploading pictures. (icons) In photobucket for me caren and kim. Mhmm. Cause im special like that. Anyway. ♥ ♥ Im also a loser. ♥ ♥ :) So yeah haha. Ima goober like that. And to the girl who keeps STALKING me ♥ ♥ ♥ Kay im done.
Hearts Desire
Follow your heart, wherever it leads, Truly, it does know the way. Pulling you here, and pushing you there, Serenely, just sewing it..s seeds. Your very next step, as it pulsates and beats, Is always before you, in whispers and weep. All intertwined, to confine, and remind, With never observance, of clock, watch or time. Follow your heart, wherever it goes, Jagged turns, starts and stops, are making the road. Just listen to it, no matter what's said, Watch as your blood, and your greed, move ahead. No matter how long, how fast or how slow, It has here one duty, and only one goal. Loving you my friend, it..s job appears dual, But only one spirit, is providing it..s fuel. Follow your heart, I say once again, Nothing to tend to now, till the end. Intentions don't mend, impressions we send, Are fused, with the whispering winds. A being that's fleeting, and misunderstood, It's a drifter, which speaks of desire. Meander your way, uncover the liar, Look up to
Seasons Without You
When autumn comes remember me For I'll be forever near, As colorful leaves shed their leaves, So my eyes will shed their tears, Soon winter will be here again, Perhaps the snow will fall, As my heart cries out to you once more, Will you hear me if I call? Then spring arrives once again, And life begins anew, My thoughts return to yesterday, Of moments spent with you, And summer tells us many things, Of life,of fun, and play, But now I'm alone again, Since you have gone away, When evening draws the curtain, And pins it with a star, Remember that I love you, No matter where you are. © 2006 Dene Whelchel All Rights Reserved
A Touch Never Felt
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway
Erotic Kiss
Antagonizing pleasure Placed upon my lips Where dreams come true In just one kiss! Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy Closing the door on reality Not even the thickest iceberg Could melt the lust I feel inside! I shed my fears faster than my clothes The anticipation begins to unfold My heart begins to pound faster As you come closer Just one look from your eyes And I become hypnotized A river of sins, to which I concede Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me! Your lips gently pressed against mine A silent submission of tongues intertwined My mouth tenderly pressed against yours My voice trembles as you start to explore Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine An erotic dance of passing time My heart's racing as fast as yours My body's craving for something more! Starving and Craving For an evening Of erotic bliss Where dreams come true In Just One Kiss.
Hot Sexual Taste
You whisper into my ear Sweet things that make me weak, Then you look into my eyes With your mysterious provocative gaze, Causing you to touch my skin To feel the burning of your flames, Caressing me with a love that is real, Then you kiss me... As I feel your wet eager lips Our hungry tongues indulging in their craving, To feel the poison... Of your blood boiling throughout your soul Sending electrify emotions Stimulating pure intoxication, As your hands flows over me; Touching every curve and every part of me... It seems I move my legs apart automatically, As you lift me on the mystical ride While my body you know I will guide, Just listen to our song Making love all night long, The flames of passion, desire and love Is taking control over us, You put your hands in my breast, As I feel a sensation so exciting, When you kiss my nipples with your eager lips Every time you do that, It gets more and more fulfilling Let me feel those sensations, As I feel yo
Night Heat In Gothic
Night Heat In Gothic.. On the castles ledge, looking where you sleep. Dark canopies about you, above where angels weep. Silk sheets betray you, that you try to hide. As I watch from a gargoyles back, sleeping on your side. Storm winds building out here, it is my thoughts they feel. Watching as you roll over, from sheets your bosom spills. Soft is thy sweet whisper, carried the wind to my ear. It is the sound of longing, your wishing I were near. In the howling swirling, my hair across blows across my eyes. Arching your back in moaning, your voice fills the tumultuous skies. Still I guard unmoving, dying for your sweet kiss. Lightning strikes about me, each a so close and yet to miss. Now I stand above you, wet upon your hot body I drip. As I watch your legs splay and stretch, in your silk sheets you grip. Moaning as you arrive there, screaming in the night. Seeing me as you explode for me, and then fading from your sight. Now you lie
Tapping On Your Shoulder - Excerpt From "in Other Words"
Tapping On Your Shoulder You want someone to listen. You want someone to care. I'm tapping on your shoulder, I am always there. You don't want to be alone. You want to find a friend. I'm tapping on your shoulder, our friendship never to end. You feel like you’re alone today. No one to take your hand. I'm tapping on your shoulder, I’ll walk you through this land. You say you need someone to be there. Feeling isolated and cold. I am tapping on your shoulder, will you let me hold? You feel your losing everything. On the edge about to fall. I'm tapping on your shoulder, don't you hear me call? You feel your heart is breaking. A million pieces on the ground. I'm tapping on your shoulder, telling you you’re found. The moon no longer shined for you. Walking alone and in the dark. I'm tapping on your shoulder, I will guard your heart. You say that nothing changes. You feel it all will end. I tap you on the shoulder, wont you let me in? D. Cohen
Truth Of Love
Truth of Love His skin as smooth as silk. Eyes deepset and gentle as breeze, His fingertips a delightful tease. A smile that can brighten any day, One that releases fears astray. His voice assertive, yet compassionate, A laugh so sweet; can you imagine it? I can see all the days and nights in his loving delight. My heart is filled with content, This must be heaven sent. No judgement lies in his tone, No hint of condone. Respect is all I see, I know he cares for "me". No expectations I need to pass, I feel this is going to last. Memories draped upon my mind, Fond kisses wash through my dreams, This really is all it seems. How lucky I feel though he constantly reminds me he's not the only lucky one, How I wish I could give half to him of what he gives to me, How I want so deeply to make him see. When you find the one that cradles your heart with the key, Find happiness in what you see. Respect love and let it be, For in true happiness you find no plea.
The Passing Of....
In Passing Of.... It is something we all follow, A guardian in the schedule of life, One that can cause great strife. We are all running before it passes, There... yet we can not touch, Only memory holds the truth of such. As expected as the blink of an eye, As dreaded of a love's passing by. Time is all around, Something that will never change. An everlasting curtain drawn upon a stage.
Odd how a life untouched can become so broken.
Military Pay
This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through the calculator, I come up with an annual salary of
once again its at this site along with many others...ppl naming themselves irish this an irish that...its the most anniyin thing in the world when best part of u have never even been to ireland....what is the big deal with bein irish....u dont even know what is like to be irish...i swear if another person says to me "hey im irish" and they aint from ireland ill fuckin flip
Yay For Genx
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo. Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'. Yeah, Tupac Shakur. Nah bitch, I'm talkin' ‘bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit. What? Falco? Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze "Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies" Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!" Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?" Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives So I like to dance naked in front of my pets But my cat was inatten
Now it all makes sense. The last time I ate cherries I puked. A lot. I was four and we had a cherry tree in our backyard. I climbed up into that tree - as little boys are wont to do - and I stuffed my face with cherries. I estimate that I ate 5,341,768 cherries in less than 30 minutes that afternoon. The puke was the most delightful shade of red, as I remember. I hate cherries.
New To This Place
I came here chasing a woman, one of the sexiest I'd ever seen. A little firting on another site lead to a few brief messages and then she invited me here. It's a good start I think, but I'm still such a long from where I want to be (with her)... :)
Nov The 18th
nov the 18th mulberry rec center lenoir nc bell time is 8:00 hope to see some people from here at the show tickets on sale now but going fast for more info call tommy ace at 828 493-3276
The Power
Recently, I was teasing a friend about how women, because of long standing tradition, change their names after marriage. She lamented all the various things - driver’s license, bank accounts, etc. – that need attention. I said, “Sometimes it’s good to be a guy” to which she quickly replied, “That may be, but we have the power”. Truer words have never been spoken; as long as women are women and men are glad of it, they will have the power. That got me thinking about “The Power” and how folks use it. Do you realize that we all have “The Power”? We have the power to help or hurt. Sometimes we even use our own power to hurt ourselves. Think about this: Let’s say that I’m having a fight with a friend, not fisticuffs mind you, but an awful argument. It gets so heated that neither of us wants to give an inch and the argument ends with both sides vowing never to speak to the other again. Now the mere mention of my “friend” gets me all fired up again and starts to affect my attitude,
New Destination
yes after all this drama the past days i've now desided to still go to canada just with a new destination. im going to Banff. im gonna learn snowboarding go out walk amoung the moutanis ... and dog sleding and snowmobiling .. what ever that is ;) but for that i need snow so i called my mom today asked if it was 100% i got money for b-day and christmas.and she just giggled at me and said "if you dotn want real stuff you can see the trip to canada as out gift to you" i dont know how to take that answer but i hope its good :) luv muh mommy! she is the best mommy int the world always making me smile. just a few weeks til im going down to here place fo christmas. well anyhow going to Banff! thats the new plans. im going to fly to Calgary gonna grab some food with Jay and then Jay are gonna give me a ride to Banff to Lennon & Amandas apartment. goign back to calgary soemtime buring my visit to go watch a movie and have dinner with jay. i've promiced him that now when im so close to ca
Point Of View
I find life to be full of strange and wonderful things. They are all around you if you just take the time to look. Try taking a long walk, no matter the weather - just walk and look all around; up, down all over, especially the places where you have never deemed worthy to look. When riding in the car, look all around. It's amazing all the things that you'll notice that were there all the time but you never saw. Want to try something innerstin'? Bend down to the level of a child and see the world from their vantage point? Wuddya think? Insert #2 I couldn't very well make a suggestion without trying it myself. The view from about 2' above the ground is spectacular! It's amazing to see all that crawls, runs and lives in the grass. Not to mention that the grass looks an awful lot bigger - even when fresh cut! The trees are taller and the sky looks bigger too. Then my knees got sore and I stood up again!
To My Lover Thomas.......
I never again, want to live without your love..... For now my life is at peace. You have brought a harmonious meaning which.... Dwells so beautifully in my heart. Your lovely voice... rings in my ear...... Sending electric shocks throughout my veins. My feelings for you are so positively wondrous. We are so right for each other...... Meshing as one being. We feed off each other's words of love, And our hunger for one another leaves us famished. Starving for more......... Our passion explodes so intensely...... Leaving us ... longing for that long awaited day. Our dreams have become reality...... No longer just a figment of our imagination. You lover....... are my passion for life. I strive for excellence each day.... Focusing on our future together. I await our journey so patiently.... As time is the element, which will eventually draw us to our destiny. The destiny which drives us to one another. Our destiny is so pronounced. We relinquish one another's n
the end of innocence another broken heart a day without guilt is a delightful you wait in the shadows pondering shivers down my spine what are u thinking i think your dead inside nothing has changed you speak but im deaf years of abuse have shut me down wishful thinking i run you walk i die you follow
For The Good
I'm amazed at times when I see the things that supposedly civilized human beings do. How many times have you seen "friends" and/or co-workers stab each other (or you) in the back. And for what? Revenge? To get ahead? Sometimes, even for fun! OK, you got 'em back! So what? Are you really any happier? I'll bet not. Really want to ge them back? Don't do anything. In fact ignore them. Sound weird? OF COURSE IT'S WEIRD!! But why waste a second of time on them? People usually think that not doing anything is a sign of weakness but that's a crock. True strength is when you choose for the good. So here's a little free advice: 1. Be Cool 2. Surround yourself with positive people. Negative people are toxic and will drag you down. 3. Always smile - it will bug the hell out of people because they won't know what's going on. 4. Always be yourself. Trying to be someone else consumes way too much time & energy. 5. Always; ALWAYS choose for the Good. Any other choice will only
Blah Blah Blah.........
Okay so this is just a summary of my weekend. Friday me and my fiance was aguring bc of a wedding on saturday. He dont like my dad and my dad was gonna be there. So he lost and he went Saturday the wedding was okay. it was small. me and my fiance aggred that ours wasnt gonna be small. Then the reception. we went to a german resturant in prosperity. it was amazing. It was awesome(the food) i havent had food like that since my great grandmother cooked. lol. It was like a slow meal. so you def wouldnt like it if you wanted to eat in a hurry. Then we left there at like 9:30 and headed home. so of course right when we hit the road i had to pee. So i held it til we got home. so when we got home i ran into the house changed clothes and we went to the skyline club and my fiances parents were there and they were hammered. So about 1:00 am i had to drive all of us home. Sunday at 9:00 am somebody was knocking on my house door wanting my fiance they were wanting him to come into work.
Love Ain't Just A Tennis Score
Webster defines love as "strong affection", "attraction based on sexual desire", "affection based on admiration", "attraction and tenderness". Oh, and let's not forget the love of a parent for a child. Obviously this is all accurate - I mean Webster writes the definitions, right? Let me suggest another set of definitions: Love is patient, love is kind. Love is never jealous, never proud. Love is never ambitious, rude or self-seeking. Love is not quick tempered nor does it brood over injury. Love does not rejoice over evil but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails. Love comes in all shapes and sizes. It will start small and grow. Love does not make you levitate; infatuation does. Love will only begin to show when you come back down to earth. So, the next time someone says, "I love you", think about which definition you want to be true. And make sure what you mean when you say those three
Another Day
another day has passed you left me why cant u stay i told you i loved you isnt that enough i know its your time your time to fly another day has passed im left all alone i stare at the mirror your reflection behind me i turn around and you are gone did i make you up have you ever existed i tell myself today is the day a gun my only true friend the chamber loaded gun pressed firmly against my head i go to pull the trigger a whisper in my ear not today not this way who was that was it you i understand my day is coming but until then another day has passed
Laying Your Flag To Rest 3.....
The Blue flag what did it mean to me? Bangin my C's, poppin dem 3', droppin dem B's flashin dem G's, tired of hearin the word freeze I dropped to my knees I told the game bitch please I sit here in tears With many fears That those who were once my boys will switch Why am i the bitch? You see i no longer have a reason to be down My old Clic 5-50 doin it for them i wont drown My strife, wont take over i put down my flag gun and knife, and take my final step into a successful life!
Why I Keep Adding Friends
i was trained on myspace to be discerning because i was getting hit with 50 - 70 requests a day, mostly from porn links & bands. since my site is ICP based, i have many friends that are teens which i refuse to subject to porn or bands pushing ideas that i dont like!so even though i have 1247 friends so far, i go thru the task of reading every page & picking the best of the best out of my friend requests & anyone i see that intrigues me!no i cant show all of them attention every day or every week even but most understand & i have helped a lions share thru personal difficulties from time to time so we already have a deep bond that is respected since inline as well as in real life i am a knight in tarnished armour, savin souls, slayin dragons & tryin to change the world, one cherry at a time!
Ok guys I need a new idea for my hair. Not the color that's going to stay as it is...just a new cut or style I don't know help me out please. Love Stace
I Hate Subjects!
I didnt mean to hurt him and he didnt mean to hurt me. I'm so lost. He hurt me. He compares me to others he has had before me. He called me a cunt...a whore...a slut...a do I know he really mean it? I look at his picture and I cry. I cry...I don't sleep...I haven't ate very much. Him hitting me should be a wake up call but it makes me think more and more. I just am so confuse and lost.
World Events- I Dont Know Why I Wrote This
Yesterday was an interesting day…. 2 was world “deaths” and 2 winners in sports… and Monday Night Football!!!! First the today news…. Not really much news in it… but it is something to write about…. Today- Monday, November 06, 2006 at 7pm is Monday Night Football with the Seahawks vs. the Oakland Raiders… that should be an interesting game. Now on to the News from yesterday. Yesterday was the running of the prestigious New York Marathon, and for the first time in 10 years, an African male did not win. That honor went to Brazilian man who ran the marathon for the first time, and with that honor also went the honor of being the first ever South American person to win the NYM. On the female side of the race, last year’s winner, Jelena Prokopcuka became the first woman in more than a decade to win two straight titles in New York. And outside the world of sports…. Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein was found guilty and sentenced to death by Hanging for Crimes against Humanity. Him,
How To Spot A Fake...does It Really Matter?
its impossible to verify who is real & who is fake even in real life without cia type testing...retinal scans, finger printing, genetic testing...& like i said in my post about the same, all i can go by is my direct interaction with a person. even if they use an assumed name or identity, if we converse, i must accept or reject them on what they offer on their page, in reading what bulletins they repost & post, and the content of our direct interaction! if their profile is "fake" yet i like the person they offer, what is the harm unless real world promises & commitments are made! then & only then will it really even matter & if they are portraying something different, it really isnt different than real life where their are all to many liars & thieves also! just my thoughts. i know of one person on here that has taken credit for things ive done, started lies about friends of mine & put out posts claiming that he has real world connections to people that he doesnt even know & as much as
The Sexy Quiz
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Time Out Quote
Time Out Is there some time for yourself today - just for you, to sit quietly and refresh and renew. Not escaping into the TV, or thrashing around a squash court. Just time to sit quietly, focus your thoughts, check your priorities, make sure there is nothing negative pushing you down in your own mind. Take some time and be ...with yourself. If you don't, you may miss meeting the most important person in your life.
900 To Go Help Me Lvl Up Please
almost there please help
anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobod
Wtf Is Wrong With Some People
You know...lately I have seen and heard a lot of people bagging on the military. As a former Marine Corps PISSES ME OFF!!! WTF is wrong with you ppl?!?! Sure you don't have to agree with the reason our troops are where they are but you should still support them. They didn't choose to go the for God sake, they were SENT. You wanna bag on the my guest. He's an ass and I will never argue with that, but don't take it out on the troops. They are simply doing their job much like you do every day. Do you go to work and not follow orders from your boss? I doubt you do or you'd be on the unemployment line. Same thing with the military only the consequences for not following orders are much more severe. Unfortunately while I'm getting pissed off I know that they fight for your RIGHT to be the ungrateful shits you are and the RIGHT to bad mouth them. They know it too. But as you're bagging on the men and women who fight for our freedom and for what they believe in a
Just A Love Poem
Dreams Of You Soaring High upon winds carried aloft Clouds white and looking ever so soft Blue sky and sun warmth great to feel These are the days the dreams become real Dreams of peace and joy that we must share Of love and contentment knowing you care Lost in your eyes and liking the way you look at me Feeling joy inside your touch sets me free I want to melt into your arms and let go of all time Touch in sweet passion ecstasy so sublime Lost in a timeless moment leaving all behind Nothing of the past ever brought to mind Kisses sweet and deep that feed the fire Wanting to be carried away on dreams of desire Seeking that which is only in you Sweet joy and peace long over due Kissing and holding till eternities end Seeking to be with my one greatest friend Nothing to touch how I feel deep inside One who makes me feel safe never wanting to hide Alas all was not as it has seemed I awake now knowing it’s just something I dreamed Can dreams come true ? My hear
So Dumb
so about 1 1/2 wks ago i got my 1st speeding ticket. 75 in 55. in 8 yrs of driving my 1st ticket. then over this past wkend, i got me another speeding ticket. this time i was doing 110 into 65. lol. so now my dumbass has to go to court in jersey, to find out what my fine is n i guess how many points im getting. y am i so dumb!! lol but let me tell u, jersey state troopers are assholes!!! he was a prick on a power trip. all well what can u do, but laugh. hehe
How to Hack a Windows XP Password In this tutorial I will teach you how to hack a windows XP password without any programs. All you need is access to the Windows Command Prompt. Please do not use this for anything other than educational purposes. I take no responsibility to any harm that you inflict on your computer! Step 1: Click on Start, then on Run, and type in CMD, then hit enter. Step 2: Now a black box will appear, type in net user and hit enter. Step 3: Now you'll notice how all the accounts on the computer will be displayed, pick the account you want to hack. Step 4: Now type in net user ACCOUNT NAME * and hit enter. Step 5: It will ask you to replace the existing password, this is how we over-write it. Step 6: Type in your new password, and hit enter, now type it again, and hit enter one last time. Step 7: Now it should say something like command completed successfully. Note: If the account name is two words, seperated by a
Hello all just want to leave a shout for anyone that visits my page I would rather have no rating then someone leaving a 1 on a picture. That to me is an insult please leave nothing on my page then insult me. Thank you and hope to hear from more of you I am new to this and that just left a bad taste in my mouth. Kandi
if u want to see me on cam if so let me know it will be fun hope u have one
Last Day On The Job....
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he
Hello All
wont be moving til thursday now woo hoo . i will be on til wesd. night now
Blue Monday
Same Shit, Different Day
As the rain keeps on flowin', I get more depressed about work. Yes I got my promotion and along with that, some damn fine medical benefits, but, The Assistant Manager at work is being a dick. He says there are rumors going around about him and another employeee. Now, this employee, Jackie, and him are doing stuff upstairs in the office. Now the question is, what exactlly are they doing? No one knows but everyone does know that everytime the A.M., John, comes in, Jackie runs off to be with him for like 30 min. So, with that said, there is this other employee, Claudia, who got angery because she couldn't transfer with another manager to a different store. Claudia told Eva, the store manager, that John and Jackie were doing something. Eva always comes up to me because she knows that nothing gets by me. Everyone tells me something or I observe whats going on. Of course, the whole crew likes John, so I have been standing up for him and saying no, I haven't seen anything going on between the
Wtf! Lmao
In a Past Life... You Were: An Evil Chief. Where You Lived: Portugal. How You Died: Buried alive. Who Were You In a Past Life?
What Does Your Name Mean
CARLA C is for Chic A is for Ambitious R is for Relaxed L is for Luxurious A is for Athletic What Does Your Name Mean?
Whats Your Hidden Talent?
Your Hidden Talent You have the power to persuade and influence others. You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around. The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it. Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think! What's Your Hidden Talent?
Kinda Cute. Thanks Missangelyss
You are 52% kinky You are kinky. You are always up for trying something new in the bedroom... or wherever else you chose to. Take this quiz at
im nowe an old mane 38y lolol
Oh Terrific.
Now I have root beer burps. That's almost as bad as leprosy.
They Are The Best...
These few weeks have been fucking horrible. But my friends are the best. My GOD of a man left (looking fwd to seeing him in DEC) and then my grandmother passes away which is sad even if she is a bitch.My stepmom goes in tomorrow for her surgery for the cancer she life is like a fucking rollercoaster. If it wasn't for my friends hanging out and shopping with me and talking about my tits bc the shirts they have are to tight around the breast area (thanks Piggy for our convo last night) lol...let me explain my friend Matt (Piggy) has a coffin set out with a shirt,stickers and patches I think and we we're discussing sizes and were hysterical bc he said I think you're boobs will be happy too bc all the perveted men will be looking at my tits not his sexy face and reading who it is...guess you had to be there. Then seeing Dr.Chud was a blast haven't seen him since the Misfits days. Talking to Graves and my boy J being there for me and irate that I was never as upset as I am now with
Kinky Test
You are 86% kinky You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex? Take this quiz at
Let's Say Thanks
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, , you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...
Lyrics To Describe How I Feel
hello, i'm your martyr will you be my gangster? can you feel my trigger hand moving further down your back when you hide hide inside that body just remember that when i touch you the more you shake the move you give away..
Ok what is up with you people? You take the time to look at the pics but you dont rate them if you took the trouble of goin to the pic then why not make one more click and rate it i mean come on its not that hard even an idiot could figure that one out and besides all i hear is help me level up rate my pics but YOU wont do it your self ever hear of scratch my back i will scratch yours? And besides you get points too hmmm can we say duh? you want to level up then rate some pics! And stop asking every one else to do it for you. Any way for those on my list or anyone reading this halloween pics are up go rate!!
To Our Heros...thank You
Nekocon 9
ok, I know I said I wouldnt do this, but I wanna tell everyone about my weekend at Nekocon 9. I orginally had this as my dA journal so bear with how I wrote it please. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Damn was it awesome. I didnt go today (sunday) cause I kinda didnt feel up to it, but I went on friday and saturday. So Im pretty much gonna lay out the days how they went. Friday: I had Chris Owen come pick me up, I wasnt gonna go at first, but I really wanted to go. After we ran to a few places to get snacks and money, we headed towards the Hampton Roads Convention Center. I think we got there like at 2 p.m. He checked out the dealer's room while I rested then we both headed to the Gopher room. A gopher is just a volunteer, you do whatever the staff assigns you to do. For 2 hours and 45 minutes I was making those stupid bags that people get when they register. After that time, my ass asleep and my legs hurting, one of the guys I was gophering with drove me over
I'm Lost Without You-blink 182
"I'm Lost Without You" I swear that I can go on forever again Please let me know that my one bad day will end I will go down as your lover, your friend Give me your lips and with one kiss we begin Are you afraid of being alone Cause I am, I'm lost without you Are you afraid of leaving tonight Cause I am, I'm lost without you I'll leave my room open till sunrise for you I'll keep my eyes patiently focused on you Where are you now I can hear footsteps I'm dreaming And if you will, keep me from waking to believe this Are you afraid of being alone Cause I am, I'm lost without you Are you afraid of leaving tonight Cause I am, I'm lost without you Are you afraid of being alone Cause I am, I'm lost without you Are you afraid of leaving tonight Cause I am, I'm lost without you Are you afraid of being alone Cause I am, I'm lost without you Are you afraid of leaving tonight Cause I am, I'm lost without you I'm lost without you I'm lost without you
61 Things About Guys
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! Most of this is true it!!! (oh're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5're a HOE) 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9.
Show Your Support For The Men And Women Fighting For Your Freedom
Damn I Love The Army!!!
It's My Birthday... Or It Will Be.
10 days.. I'll be 20 years old.
Yeah Sure
You Are 78% Evil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You? Really i am a Nice GUY!!!!
I Not Dirty, Hehehehehe...
In a Past Life... You Were: A Ditzy Despot. Where You Lived: Greece. How You Died: The Plague. Who Were You In a Past Life?
What Does Your Name Mean?...
ROBERT R is for Relaxed O is for Odd B is for Boisterous E is for Excellent R is for Radiant T is for Tolerant What Does Your Name Mean?
Deaths Backdoor
i think of you i long for you i am empty like deaths backdoor celestial bodies heavenly clouds nothing can feel memories faults i am empty like deaths backdoor i'd free your soul if i had the key wanting to hold you just one more time i know this is how it is meant to be i know where i am standing and where i should be but i am empty like deaths backdoor
Social Security
THERE IS AN ELECTION IN 2006. I HEREWITH FIRMLY STATE THAT I WILL NOT VOTE FOR ANY POLITICIAN, REGARDLESS OF THE OTHER ISSUES, IF HE DOES NOT SPONSOR AND SUPPORT THE FOLLOWING LEGISLATION. THAT INCLUDES EVERYONE STANDING FOR ELECTION IN 2006. LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER" AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE WITH ME ON THIS BY FORWARDING TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT! KEEP IT GOING!!!! 2008 Election Issue!! GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC. SEC. This must be! an issue in "2008" Please! Keep it going. ---------------------------------- SOCIAL SECURITY: (This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.) Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years. Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it. You see, Social Security benefits we
Fake Ass Friends
No offense but... People are getting too fake on here.They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as Fake ASS Friends
Dont Tread On Me
Paper Roses...
IMspidey/M.M. 11/06 Copyright © 2006
He He He
well im trying this blog thing out.... I dunno how its gonna work out but on mysoace my blog is used for my poems.... my friends on there comment on them alot.... i dunno about you all and if you will comment on mine here ... but they are my real true friends from way back in the so lets see if i cant get this up and going
I Quit!!!
Thats right.. I quit my job today. My boss came in Friday and said that if he didn't sell any houses in the next two weeks, he was going to let me go. The other option was work for free. Today he came in and said that my heart wasn't in the business. I said that I was sorry that he felt that way. But I can't give my 100% here and my 100% at home. There is only one of me not 2. LOL. He said that he didn't need an employee anymore, He wanted a partner. A go getter thats what he said. I told him that I was sorry that he felt that way. In my eyes, I did everything he has told me to do and plus more. Who does he think I am Super Woman. I'm sorry I have kids to raise. Housework to be done. Anyways, for now I am at home. I can concentrate on my girls. My family comes first before any stinking job. Plus, I still have the graphic ad thing that I have been doing part time. I can put in more time on it. Thanks for listening to my ramblings, RB
Sexy Eyes Contest
i am in a sexy eyes contest it would be cool if u would vote for me heres the link an thanks ! luv ~Hat~
We Couldnt Get Much Higher
Black Eyes For Entertainment
I must say, people these days they really enjoy entertaining their guests...even if it involves hurting another human being. It doesn't matter if you did something or not, they make things up or just bring things up from years ago...yes I must say I am a victim of having a black friend had a party and decided to do all of these things..entertain, bring things up from the past, and make things up...Well I must say I am proud to be a source of entertainment when I didn't try to fight back :)
In absolution, I had found and can not return. It only deepens the soulful unwilling side I fought to regain, and suddenly accepted I found my place in this part of history. In a perfect realm the most of willing souls shall never be as one thinks would exist. The abomination I am, I accept and go about the dark and masosadist ways to rule the entire universe, making all those bow down and kiss my ass. BY: -DLoV- ME
Stolen The Rain...
laying the rain... washing away the unspoken pain... time...flies i wish it could be endless... in our hunger...the embraces are breathless... you don't have to say anything...i can see it in your eyes... hold me...i could have stayed here forever in your arms... life isn't fair...never thought it would be... the desires of our hearts... are running free... just let the world stands still ... stolen the rain...
I Ain't Missing You...
i ain't missing you...eventhough certains songs remind me of your smile... i ain't missing you...eventhough i remember your strong arms around me when the nights get colder... i aint missing you...eventhough i keep thinking i can hear your footsteps echoing in this empty house... i ain't missing you...eventhough i can still smell your aftershave lotion lingering in the air... nah...i ain't missing you....................... who am i kidding!!!??? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Feel Better
Ya know I just watched the movie "Friends With Money" Afterwards I went outside and smoked a cigarette. I saw the sky with a new clarity. This movie helped me realize that not everything is as bad as I have been thinking it is. I don't know, but seeing a movie like this just brings things into focus. Everyone has problems, even people with lots of money. Yes things are terrible for me at the moment, but things will get better. My car is broken, but I have a mechanic who is going to take time out of his personal time to look at my car. True its tax free money in his pocket, but he doesnt have to do it. I'm going to be joining the national guard to help me through school. I am being forced to take a semester off of school, but its truly by my own accord. Doing this early will help my situation out. With a little more money I can afford the few things that I want but dont have. I'll have money to keep my fridge full of food. Money to keep my dogs fed, and i'll even ge
I think this is what is known as Satire, discuss Bulletin
Can't Break A Heart That's Already Broken...
the coldness in your the siberian wind... can't chill me as i've already been frozen... your cruel the howl of a banshee... can't hurt me as i'm already deaf to whatever you utter your jealousy a thousand daggers... can't draw blood as i've already been bled dry... go ahead...break my heart...try as you may... you can't break a heart that's already broken...
Darkness Personified...part I
when the darkness falls...and the shadow intensifies..i'll be your wildest nightmare... feel my fangs sinking into your flesh...while you lay petrified... as the poison spreads...and your blood curdles... feel your you struggled...on the web i've woven...yet knowing the horror that awaits you... feel my deadly your body'll wish death will come...but you'll die a thousand times over... feel the excruciating i devour you alive...and i promise...your fate will be worse than death... for i am...darkness personified...
Darkness Personified...part Ii
the night sky...with a million eyes...the dark wind...underneath my wings... awoke from my deep slumber...i've soared in silent flight...searching in vain...for you on countless nights... the memory of a betrayed love...the judas' kiss... blinded by your love...fooled by your sweet promises...i'd let you lead the cruel mercy of the slayers... a thousand stakes through my heart...a million suns on my burning flesh...does not surpass the pain of a ripped the hands of the one you love... the mortals say i have no soul...i can feel no emotion...then tell me...why do i feel such pain...such sorrow?... why do i cry tears that sear my soul?... why does my heart bleed with every thought of you?... and when i find you...i'll hold you in my arms...i'll watch the light fading in your i drained every drop of your blood... i'll listen to the last hiss of your dying breath...and i'll devour your so
Excuses To Be Cruel...
I hate when people find a reason that they can be a dick/cunt/twat etc. People are people I don't give a fuck who your friends and family are I don't care if you have some horrid sickness that is killing you slowly. I don't care if you are crippled for life that's no fuckin excuse. Grow up and make your life better despite your condition help someone out don't jsut sit there in your sorrow like a bitch.
rain...softly against my a lover's rythm while he breathes... rain...softly against my lips...longing for the bruise of a hungry kiss... rain...softly against my skin...the touch of loving hands as i close my eyes... rain... softly against my face...hiding the tears rolling down my cheeks... rain...softly against my soul...soothing away my pain while my heart bleeds... rain...softly against my i lay in eternal peace...
Are really useful and often a fashion statement you know. what is the best hat?
Yup Im Posting Once again.. man what a shitty day this as been..tomorrow its gonna be the same ( hopefully not me being sick part ) its gonna rain ALL DAY and MY KIDS are out of school ( HELP ) lol... anyways... Ive got the flu or some kind of bug.. cant stay warm for nutin...and ITS FREAKING COLD outside and of all days the dogs wanna go outside lol can anyone tell im STRESSING lol... ok enuff with the wineing part lol.. How was everyones weekend? Mine was ( very very long ) anyways whos ready for the holidays? ( not me ) im ready for them too be over lol...anyways for the ones who read these things.. thanks and for the ones who dont ( oh well ) your lost ... Im gonna be cleaning up my friends list anyways.. some dont even post its all about getting as many friends as u can ( i wont even ) get into that .. anyways Im gonna close.. Ya'll be good Or be good at it ( whatever that may be ) Bec
19 Ways To Win A Girls Heart....
1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you e
ok so im wrong as hell! the previous blogs made for a disclaimer were intended to let the two or three people i actually talk to on this thing not get all scared and shit! little did i know those happened to be the only people that gave them a shot! how funny is that? you four( and you know who you are)...arent i a lier and an kick ass for being my friend and understanding that "ITS JUST BUSINESS BABY" and what the hell! i thought i would have a million dudes lining up for those babies! lmfao!
Love /hate Florida
Well its coming to a head , no pun intended. The honeymoon period is way over now. Its been 5 long years since i moved here and although I love the weather and beach it may be time to move on. Why? well not really meeting the quality of people and too many transients moving in and out of state, and in and out of my life as friends etc...... notwithstanding the other redneck fucks that live here, and Florida white dont get me wrong there are good rednecks and bad rednecks , just like their is good/bad in all our genre's. Job situation sucks too. Noone wants to work here and i feel like that shit is rubbing off on me. Ive always been motivated and worked hard but i find a few core values moving down the ladder of importance and i feel it. A huge discrepancy between the classes here too. Your either dirt poor fuckstick or a rich arrogant fuckstick......cant find good fucksticks like me stuck in the middle like me wether its age or $ or class im referring too
Poor Janet Felt So Sorry For Her Looks Good Though
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Fact Or Fiction?
“The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women— And What To Do About It...” Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women—And How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of These Deadly Common Mistakes... MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A “Nice Guy” Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys? Of course you have. Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU. What's going on here? It's actually very simple... Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. And guess what? Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION. And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you. I realize that this doesn't
What Type Of Witch?
You are 87% Witch or Wizard! You are the Witch or Wizard that sees the entire universe as one thing, using the power you have to create the world for us all. Blessed be!What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz
How A 7 Year Old Explains Sex
Little Melvin was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Ramy, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Melvin described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty
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The Blonde's Year In Review
A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...Box said "2-4 years!" April Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is "C"... isn't it??? October Hate M &M's... they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey
Help Me Get Him Tio Stay!!
A friend of mine has been having some blog drama on here lately and is thinking about leaving..Lets show him some love and get him to stick around!! JT@ CherryTAP
Redneck Birth Control
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new pics posted allllllllllll over my gallery *winks* but i am off and will give all yall some more love tomorrow. don't 4get bout me while i'm
Not All Of This Is True
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! You're all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We've never met anyone nicer than you. Actually, we wouldn't be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand whilst your halo shines in the sun. Ah, we're just taking the mickey. But you are awfully good. Certainly, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stay in the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and- nude-magazine crowd. It's all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it's okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Organise a practical joke. Go to a strip club. Trust us - as long as no one gets hurt, it's fun to be bad! your Naughty! wild thing! Are you Naughty or nice
What Are Your Qualities?
Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Love You are Love. Love is the glue that binds us all together. The love of family, the love of friends, the love between husbands and their wives--these things form the foundation of our happiness, our security, and our comfort. "All you need is love."Charity Friendship Peace Faith Courage Which Positive Quality Are You?
What Are Your Qualities
Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Love You are Love. Love is the glue that binds us all together. The love of family, the love of friends, the love between husbands and their wives--these things form the foundation of our happiness, our security, and our comfort. "All you need is love."Charity Faith Peace Friendship Courage Which Positive Quality Are You?
Italian Divorce Court
ITALIAN DIVORCE COURT  ITALIAN DIVORCE COURT Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: "Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose  ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore."
Chinese Doctor
While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not ! I want a second opinion." The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next d
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me, I wish so much you wouldn't cry The way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, and each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too. But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, That an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, and said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind All those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, So much left yet to do, It seemed almost impossible, That I was leaving you. I thought of all the yesterdays The good ones and the bad, I thought of all the love we shared, and al
Your love struggles to please the one you love. And so does he struggles to love you too. But it don't matter what obstacles comes between you two. Yours and his love are so strong that it can't be broken. Some people wishes they had that kind love. And some may want to brake that love, that you guys have for each other. But as they try hard to brake that love. They won't be able to brake it. 'Cause you guys are meant to be with each other.
Dantes Inferno
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
I Wonder If It Matters ?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ExtremeLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Fifth Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. Here is how you matched up against all the levels: (Click on a level for more info) Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High Leve
Quick Advice
1. Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. 2. You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future. 3. God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him. 4. Everyone needs to be loved...especially when they do not deserve it. 5. The real measure of a man's (woman's) wealth is what he (she) has invested in eternity. 6. Laughter is God's sunshine. 7. Thank God for what you have, Trust God for what you need. 8. If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for. 9. Man looks at the outward appearance but the Lord looks within. 10. If anyone speaks badly of you, live so that none will believe it. 11. Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears. 12. Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts. 13. Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminis
My Dsl Is Gone!
So, as you can see by the title of this blog, I am gonna be online ALOT less than usual. We have no internet at home for now. SO I am typing this at the library right now. I will be stopping at the libary on my way home from work 3 or 4 times a week to check in with my friends here on the TAp. So Keep chekin my page out, keep showin me some love, I will return the favor. It may take a while, but I will still be chekin out pages, commenting and rating pics. So be patient with me, cuz we have all been knocked offline at one time or another. So to any who visit my page, i hope you will read this so you know why, I am slow in answering your messages and comments! NOw I am gonna end this, so I can go answer some messages and comments.
Welcome Home And A Job Well Done
This is the group that my wifes cousin is in. We went there yesterday and welcome him home. Members of the 1-120th Field Artillery smiling and waiving to family members after touching down at Volk Field. More Area Troops Come Home VOLK FIELD -- Around 200 troops from the 1-120th Field Artillery Unit returned home yesterday. The rest had to wait until today. Newsline Nine was at Volk Field for their return and we caught some of those heart felt reunions. "There's no way to describe it. This is my family. It's too big for words," says Sgt. Fsc. Lawrence Hutchinson of Stratford. "Outstanding. There's nothing better," says Sgt. Jesse Borchardt, originally from Wausau. It's outstanding because like the rest of the 1-120th Field Artillery, Sgt. Borchardt has been away from his family for over one year. "It was very hard. Very tough," says Jesse's wife Mary. But tough is an understatement. These soldiers had to miss out on so many things. Like the B
Whats Love..
When You See Something in them that no one else see's.... When you know there not perfect but you see them perfectly... Thinking about them day and night.... When they mean the World to You!!! This Is How I have Been Feeling it is about time I have some happiness!!!! Just thought I would share!!!
xoxo 2006-11-6 16:37:41 anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the
My Worth
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I Only Have 50 More Years.
I will die on Monday, November 06, 2056 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date
Tell This Bitch Off
ok to make this simple this bitch was talking some mad shit about the united states millitary this bitch needs to fucking die just for the shit shes saying i dont no if anybody else knows this but what shes doing is known as treason which means we the people of the united states of america can put this bitch on trial our selves and then put her to death with out the goverments saying now i dont no about the rest of you but i plan to make that happen cause i dont want trash like that in my country so if you feel the same way as i do let this bitch know how you feel about her and her fucking opinions this is her link up above lets make this bitch know she is know longer welcome in this fucking country because my family has faught for this country since its been here and ill be dam if this bitch is going t get away with this shit
The Dildo Song Lmao
Get Your Hitman Name Here
Backseat BorrisPeople Iced:SixCar Bombs Planted:TwoFavorite WeaponShankArms Broken:FiveEyes Gouged:TwelveTongues Cut Off:TwoBiggest Enemy:The Tooth PullerGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
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To My Friends!
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
When Will You Die?
I will die on Sunday, November 06, 2050 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date
When Will You Die?
I will die on Saturday, November 06, 2055 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date
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Ya'll Can't Believe This Can Ya??
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When Will I Die
I will die on Wednesday, November 06, 2041 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date
What Drink Are You???
If robert were a drink they would be: 4 parts foolishness3 parts loving4 parts cute Get Your RECIPE Here!
My Gay Fairy Name
My Gay Fairy Name is Prancing Prick. How Gay.What's Yours?
The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state
What Will You Go To Jail For?
You will go to jail for:When a prostitute asked you for the time Take this quiz at
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My Amazing Mental Ability ...
Hope's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can pee gasoline, if you concentrate really hard. Don't tell the oil companies... and don't play with matches (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at
Libra...... Find Out
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at
My Tombstone!
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Can I Bake You A Treat???
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What Ridiculous Sergery Should I Get?
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Two Wheel Desires Ch. 09
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 09 by Sweetcheekss © Leaving Gary lying in the courthouse parking lot with his mother hovering over him, I drove back to my apartment for peace and solitude. I should have felt happiness but instead, I felt just the opposite. Seeking a way to rid myself of the deep depression, I drank the only bottle of Scotch I had, downing it straight from the bottle. It relieved my tensions but not much else. Taking a few aspirins, I stretched out on the bed, falling asleep almost immediately. The phone rang a few times during the evening but I didn't bother to answer it, knowing it had to be someone asking how the divorce hearing went. That was the last thing I wanted to discuss with anyone. It was around midnight when I awoke to the sounds of thunder and rain. Strolling out to the patio doors, I looked out at the lake. The rain streamed down the glass, blurring my view but I stood there, looking out anyway. I felt alone, a feeling I always hated. The ringing of
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Poor Guy
I'm sorry that I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being the
Ultimate Strip Club
Ultimate Strip Club by lusthammer © A friend turned me on to a web-site that reviews all the local strip clubs. I had not been to one since college and I was nearly 40 and I knew my wife would not approve. I figured I would check out the web-site but never go to one of the clubs. I logged onto the site and starting reading. The clubs had a lot more than just girls getting naked. Many of the customer reviewers talked about "mileage", how far a dancer would go in the private booths at the back of the club. I could not believe what I was reading. Apparently, some dancers did lots more than others and the website had all the details. Certain clubs (the ones that didn't sell liquor) were the highest mileage and I got hard just reading the hints and suggestions about what might go down there. Weeks went by and I read the website a few more times, enjoying the illicit thrill of something that was so forbidden. My wife would be furious if I went to a strip club and spent our money o
Ultimate Strip Club Ch. 02
Ultimate Strip Club Ch. 02 by lusthammer © After my first visit to the strip club, I could barely wait to go back. I spent more time examining websites to figure out which dancers were the ones who gave the nastiest and sexiest dances. The more I read, the more it was clear that I had chosen the perfect club to visit the first time. The club was outside the main city in an industrial suburb where the local rules were not as strict, or certainly not enforced. They had secluded VIP rooms for private dances and all kinds of nasty fun could go down. That was definitely my experience the first time there and I was eager to return, since my wife was headed out of town on business. On the website, I picked out a few girls that had the right kind of ratings – they are willing to perform "extras" in the booth for additional money. The club was busiest at night, but the daytime girls were often the raunchiest, and that was exactly what I wanted. I even jotted down the names of the g
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The other day a very good friend of mine, was pretty much forced out of a group we belonged to. It was a Pagan Meet Up Group. Although, they never talked shop, it was more a social sex meetup group. But they started spreading around rumors about him, and then voted another person to take his place as assitant organizer without him knowing it, and only a quater of the members there. So, of course, he was upset. So I removed myself from this meet up group, cause he was pretty much the only reason I kept going back, and then message were flying on the message board of this group. So we would reply back calm, and respectively. Well then when they started getting nasty, when we told them that they didn't know how to run a group, we kept pointing out to them, that they were the ones that were acting childish, and we were simply laying out on the table our side of the story, and I guess the old saying truth hurts is really true. Cause they couldn't handle any of it. Then Finally I lo
Tribute To A Bbw
Tribute to a BBW by BulgyLover © A Big Beautiful Woman who said Yes. The best sex I have ever had was with a woman you would probably describe as overweight, or to put it more bluntly, fat. She was five years younger than me and at 22 years old she weighed 5 stone more than I did. She was comfortable with her weight though; she wasn't one of those pathetic women who whinge and whine about their being overweight but fail to do anything about it. No, she was fat, and happy with it. She had a relaxed manner that transferred over into her sex life. Nothing shocked her or caused her to shrink back. I suppose the one thing that stood out above all else was the fact that she always said yes. Looking back, I didn't take advantage of that fact as much as I could have. Oh, to have that time over again! I would do more, and get her to do more of the dirty sex things that she loved so much. She would have said yes to anything. She loved all kinds of sex. She gave great head and loved an
Where Can I Find Him?
need someone to run free along my side in a dark place you can find his heart behind locked doors chains and all for i cant see his eyes it would cause a pain in life a thing once called love but tho i can never see is the truth and its actions too scared to even think of a scolded wound never to be rekindled run away start a new life leap of faith unrested soul dont know who you are finding yourself before finding others always wanting more never knowing why what if i couldnt go thru with this what if you couldnt live without this what would you do you've never seen the way you wouldnt even reconize it easy to slip thru play along or play with crazy or insane it all comes easy to the untrained eye let it take its course learn from experience and no regret where can i find him now???? (from the inside these are my words use them wisely)
The Last American Virgin
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My Life
Well, I don't know what to say except that I have been busy with our newborn daughter so I haven't made it on here very much at all. Merry Christmas, I just found out that my place of employment is laying me off as of November 20th. What assholes. With a newborn and family to take care of. Anyways, that is what has been going on lately. Sorry I haven't got to say hi very much and I apologize. Hope everyone has had a good week and hopefully I will talk to some of you later. Stephen
What I'm Going To Jail For....
Angel will go to jail for ... Resisting arrest while having sex 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at After you find out what you are going to jail for, have fun and leave it in a comment!!
**is That All?!?!?!?**
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The Hate Bug!~
~~I think I just had a dose of HATERAIDE~~ I just wanted to share some seriously overrated thoughts, that lately are just driving me up the damn wall... Questions, I know this may sound extreamly stupid.. but i just gotta ask... Who and when did ppl decide it was ok.. to wear your socks to your thighs, over your calf, with your damn basketball shorts?? I know, this may be a thing for ball players.. but seriously, wheres the leg??? And if you aint out playn ball... do you have to wear that shit to the grocery store?? Maybe i dont understand it, but damn it drives me absolutly insane, when boo wheres that shit.. i dont even wana go out in public when he dresses like that~~its embarassing, well at least to me it is~~ And hello~~ parents, why let your 13 year old daughter, where a skirt, that shows her ass~~ I mean, damn~~ what?? how you gonna let your lil gurl, where that shit, shorter than my damn underware, and expect some sick old man, that just got out of prison for umm, rap
Female Ejaculation Part 1...this Subject Is Too Good To Only Have One Part
as found on: Female ejaculation From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Female ejaculation (colloquially known as squirting or gushing) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid or a small amount of thick, white fluid, always from the urethra during sexual stimulation at or near orgasm. Female ejaculation is nearly always facilitated by stimulation of the g-spot (the urethral sponge, named after Dr. Ernest Gräfenberg), an area on the front vaginal wall. Contents [hide] 1 The nature of female ejaculation 2 Research 3 The 'female prostate' and female ejaculation 4 In society 4.1 Medical Contradictions 4.2 Female transsexual ejaculation 4.3 Pornography 4.3.1 Famous female ejaculators in adult film 4.3.2 British film censorship 5 References 6 External links [edit] The nature of female ejaculation Female ejaculation is not a new concept. The Greek philosopher Aristotle noted it
Some Shit Jus Gotta B Said
oPeN tHe mOuTh BiTcH Current mood: Im pleased LOL Here I go AgAiN~~ Some ppl are so fuckn fake in this world~~So damn blind that they cant see ova there pile of shit~~ Fake females always want wa you got~~N fake fellas, try to be something there not~ Why? Why the fuck do ppl try to impress, dress, and act like they betta then the rest? I mean for reals! Get ova yourself~~ Im sure this sounds like anotha dose of hateraide, ba trus, this isn't haten, Im jus fed up wit ppl that think eryone else owe them something~~When they the ones owen eryone else.. Ya know! We got our fake bitches~~ you know who i mean~~the ones that act all innocent n shit~~like they lil school gurls, hard to get, yet the bitch spread her legs to any dark dick that moves~~You got them ones that act yo friend, ba are really tryn to holla at yo man~~ always wana kick it at yo spot...the gurly gurls that fuck wit all types of heads~~the scadalous, schisty, nasty broads that cant hold there liquor and always be gett
Helpful Insight For My Friends......
The Most Functional English Word Well, it's shit...that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than
Please!!! My Friend Needs Help With A Homework Assignment!
If you could PLEASE fill this out, it would be great! All answers are annoymous in the paper. she is a marine wife and mommy of two kids. her husband is deployed and shes going back to school while taking care fo TWO kids, one being a newborn. PLEASE fill this out and send it back to me. it is MUCH MUCH MUCH appreciated! I am doing a paper on the war in Iraq and I need to do a survey on what peoples opinions are about: Us being there? Should we have gone in, in the first place? Do you think that we should pull of our troops out or continue on? Explain How do you think the war could have been handled differently? Any other comments: I appreciate all the help that you guys can give me I know that this is a touchy subject for a lot of people. All the answers will stay annonymous in my paper. Everyone has there own opinion and I would like to know what it is. Thank you for all your help. :)
Dante's Inferno Test - You Have Been Judged
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ModerateLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
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Cater 2 U
Baby I See You Working Hard I Want To Let You Know I'm Proud, Let You Know That I Admire What You Do The More If I Need To Reassure You, My Life Would Be Purposeless Without You (Yeah) If I Want It (Got It) When I Ask You (You Provide It) You Inspire Me To Be Better You Challenge Me For The Better Sit Back And Let Me Pour Out My Love Letter Let Me Help You Take Off Your Shoes Untie Your Shoestrings Take Off Your Cufflinks (Yeah) What You Want To Eat Boo? (Yeah) Let Me Feed You Let Me Run Your Bathwater Whatever You Desire, I'll Aspire Sing You A Song Turn The Game On I'll Brush Your Hair Help Put Your Do Rag On Want A Foot Rub? (Yeah) You Want A Manicure? Baby I'm Yours I Want To Cater To You Boy [Chorus] Let Me Cater To You Cause Baby This Is Your Day Do Anything For My Man Baby You Blow Me Away I Got Your Slippers, Your Dinner, Your Dessert, And So Much More Anything You Want Just Let Me Cater To You Inspire Me From The Heart, Can't Nothing Tear
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40 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work
40 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I
How About A Little On Satanism Now?
as found on various parts of : The Nine Satanic Statements from The Satanic Bible, ©1969 by Anton Szandor LaVey [français] 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence! 2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams! 3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit! 4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! 5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek! 6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires! 7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all! 8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today 12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learne
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available. Mac Beer: At first, came only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan. Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beer
Ripped Pics - How To Handle Problem Members
If you do not want your photos ripped: 1. Do not upload anything that you do not want potentially ripped. 2. Make a new folder and set the privacy settings to your preference. The Tap allows you to set folder's privacy settings so that you can control who views the content of that folder. You have the option to set it for Everyone, Friends Only, Family Only and Only Myself. We do not referee member drama. If you are having problems with someone, please BLOCK and IGNORE them. If someone has ripped a photo of yours and you want it removed, please read our Terms of Service and the following information on how to remove Copyrighted material. Digital Millennium Copyright Act It is our policy to respond to notices of alleged infringement that comply with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (the text of which can be found at the U.S. Copyright Office Web Site, and other applicable intellectual property laws. Responses may include removing or di
I Must Be Bored!
I'm a Mercedes SLK! You appreciate the finer things in life. You have a split personality - wild or conservative, depending on your mood. Wherever you go, you like to travel first class. Luxury, style, and fun - who could ask for more? Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,you'll never go anywhere again. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Stock up and save. Limit: one. Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale 3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00 For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex. Great Dames for
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Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved If You Substitute The Word "pants" For Key Words
We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts. I find your lack of pants disturbing. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time! General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home. TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants? Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. You are unwise to lower your pants. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander. Governor Tarkin, I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board. You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark. Luke... Help me remove these pants. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
Free Speech Is Important Too Me!!!!!
Free Speech is Important to me The first adminment is absoulute as long you dont yell fire in full theater!! if I want to call President Bush " A FUCKHEAD" I have that right not everyone is going to like it but I have the right to say it! The worse speech is protected, Pornography is protetcted. We dont have to like what they say but they do have the right to say it!
Wow!!!!!!! I Am Amazed Sometimes
as found on: Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said. John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan. ``You can't get much more concealed than that,'' Horgan said. Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident. Sheehan, who was p
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Jail Vs. Work
IN spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN get three meals a day. AT only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN get time off for good behavior AT get more work for good behavior IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN can watch TV and play games. AT get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN get your own toilet. AT have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoner
Computer Viruses Part 2
Ellen Degeneres virus.....Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC Monica Lewinsky virus.....Sucks all the memory out of your computer Titanic virus.....Makes your whole computer go down Disney virus.....Everything in the computer goes Goofy Mike Tyson virus.....Quits after one byte Lorena Bobbit virus.....Turns your hard disk into a 3.5-inch floppy Tim Allen virus.....Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive Woody Allen virus.....Bypasses the motherboard and turns on daughter card Saddam Hussein virus.....Won't let you into any of your programs Tonya Harding virus.....Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons Joey Buttafuoco virus.....Only attacks minor files X-files virus.....All your Icons start shape-shifting Ronald Reagan virus.....Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
Things Not To Do At A Job Interview
See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably. Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.' Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blurt: 'The strawberry ones are the stickiest, don't ya' think?' After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, 'Of course I was totally hammered at the time.' Inquire on office policy of friends staying over. Claim you wouldn't even need a sit-in job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes'. Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier. Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor. Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job. Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving. Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else
14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA. 13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man. 12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere." 11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points. 10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again." 9) Your cyberlover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List. 8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by. 7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms. 6) You can barely make out your SO's face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats. 5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company. 4

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