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The email stood out in the confusion of the box From “Sexysweethang @ hotmail.” My feminine curiosity was piqued and my mind in a spin as I opened the message interestingly titled “Got something for you, Baby” and he certainly, emphatically did! I opened that mail and was deluged with the boldest, most sensual sweet talk I had ever heard, and believe me I’ve heard a lot, or thought I had. He was as proficient with his words as some men are with hands and lips and it wasn’t long or very far into that email that Sexysweethang had me drenched in sweat and other fluids. I was squirming in my chair and wondering what to do with that mail Should I answer or delete it? How dare he say such risqué things! Seemed a shame to waste such effective and unique sweet talk… so I saved it and wrote a very formal reply; all the while thinking to myself “Hotmale” was the most appropriate email service for any man as volcanic as him. So here's to
Lame Whore.
So, I just got a new digi cam. And my fucking cuntback of a mule sister decided to throw it and break it, thus losing all my new pics. :(. Cry with me?
Lil Peytie!!
I Love This!!...I Knew She Would Dance If I Played That Song!!
Were You Naughty Or Nice This Year?
You Were Nice This Year! You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight? Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at
Silcian beauty, I've heard; here and there Is something; other women, just can't compare Never had I thought, I'd find it personally true That is M'Lady, until I seen you! You're as beautiful as, your words are sweet You emanate such class, with so easy a feat. I find my mind drifting, as a leaf in the wind Remembering your first letter and the words held within They showed me a woman, as romantic as I With a heart made for love, as vast as the sky My mind races to thoughts, of the qualities you hold Many I desire, if I may be; ever so bold Hair long and dark, a must for my taste Eyes deep as a pool, I'd dive in with haste Words spoken softly, I've yet; to hear I'm sure that one day, they'd be music to my ear's I find myself asking, just what it would take To win a heart such as yours, to love as a mate You've captured my attention, was that your intent? The wonder in my heart questions, should I relent? What other wonders, have we two in store?
My dearest love, to you I write I've not found you yet, but one day I might This letter is to tell you, of... the love I hold for you And the many different ways, in which... I'll try to show I do. I'll love you like no other, I'll hold your heart; with care I promise, through all your troubled times, I always will be there I'll stand tall right beside you, you'll never be alone In my arms, you'll feel safe, and, my heart will never roam Faithfully; I'll love you, no other woman could compare When it comes to my love for you, Rose colored glasses, I'll always wear When we have a problem, or simply disagree I'll listen to your opinion, that’s how my love will be I'll never ask of you, what I'm not willing to do I'll place your needs, before mine, that's how; I will love you I'll never disrespect you, your honor I'll hold up high Never once, in my life, to you, I'll ever lie I'll share with you my secrets; I'll tell you all my fears Because of what we ha
I Dunno
You Are An ENFJ The Giver You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed. Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections. Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down. You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine. You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist. What's Your Personality Type?
From Your Red Roses
Prehensile be the butterflies spreading wings on rainbow petals display. Sumptuous be the palate of honeybees to perianth nectars blend. Siphoning earth aggregating trickles from the chaste clouds above. Dauntless dragonflies suspire as an open greenhouse gathering sentient from your red roses. Riding with the wind a stallion's strength and grace amidst sunflower and cotton fields donning a chariot of cumulus, disseminating into cirrus, a range of stratus, splicingly resplendent with a nimbus gush leaving the heavens an effervescent azure. Languidly surmising, from the sleeping womb of the earth thicker than thin air dolce vita splaying sheds of moonlit cascades kneading sunlight as parasols thrust the breeze doming your sweet dust lathering all the way to my feet. Clinquant pools your eyes imbibe water goblets into exquisite champagne flutes potioning daybreak scented moments frag
Poetry Log Ix
I wrote this a lot ass time ago, I want to say it was like two years ago. Its okay, but I thought I'd share it. Stcreaming I'm running but I don't know where I'm going. What the hell is this place? Can you tell me? I can't find my way out of this damn lost city. Losing all sense of direction, with death as an infection; I slip further everyday. Can you hear my screams? I'm bleeding inside. My friends fall away from death... Brain dead to all of you ... I don't even care. Just help me get the hell out of here. Don't you know the evil that seeks us is here? Beings will come forth and unleash all fear. Can you hear my screams? What is it that you see inside of me? Horrific fucking sounds coming from me. Get the hell away from me you make me sick. Get out of my face and away from this place. Full moon...time to run...I can hear it coming closer. Don't you look back ... don't ever give in. What are yo
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year. Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole! What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?
Poetry Log X
In the spirit of the holiday I suppose. Vampire You unleash the obscurity with in me. With those piercing eyes of nauseating lust; Your lips so moist and red with transgression; Yet I can't seem to comprehend these feelings of attachment. You're like a horrible dream. The vampire within me! Thoughts of blood draw me further away from who I am. Can you see this soul yearning for what isn't real? It's true I am becoming part of this darkness! I can feel the cold chill moving in closer. You're like a horrible dream. The vampire within me! Touch me, feel me, do you want to know me? Sucking, tasting...dig hate into me. Let the sunlight fade forever and bring the darkness in for pleasure. It's difficult to hide this maddening feeling which boils deep with in. You're like a horrible dream. The vampire within me! Trying not to give in, but dying to be one with you. You send trembles down my s
My Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Sea Dancer Your Superpower is Distant Attack Your Weakness is Water Your Weapon is Your Web Hammer Your Mode of Transportation is KayakWhat's your Superhero Name?
Some Sex Tips - I'm In Such A Dirty-minded Mood Right Now...
1. On a hot night, lick the salt off each other's sweaty bodies. 2. Take a steamy shower together...but with the lights out. 3. Stay silent all through the action and just listen to your breathing. 4. Make missionary sex more passionate by wrapping your feet around his lower legs and ankles and pulling up toward him as he thrusts downward. 5. "Spooning has a tame rep, but it's incredibly hot: I can get really deep, play with my girl's breasts and feel her backside buck against my hips. It's total-body pleasure." 6. Sit on his lap totally naked...except for boots. Cowboy boots, stiletto boots, motorcycle boots, whatever — they're so powerful and sexy. 7. The perfect oral-sex technique: Pretend his hard-on is an ice cream cone that's melting quickly. You have to keep licking at different angles, swirling the melting drops upward and putting your entire mouth around the scoop on top. 8. Hold his arms over his head during woman-on-top and nibble the skin bet
Some Hot Things To Do With Ice Hehe
Freeze Tease Why do guys go so gaga when women lick lollipops? Because they're imagining what it would feel like to be that, er, sweet stick. Well, sucking on ice has the same arouse-him effect. At a bar or restaurant, take a slender ice cube entirely into your mouth. Suck on it in a casual way (like you have no idea what the hell you're doing to him), allowing the edge of it to peek out between your lips occasionally. He'll be yelling "check, please" in no time. Stone-Cold Massage Kick-start the frisky festivities with an erotic rubdown, using a hot/cold combo of massage oil and ice cubes. Put a bit of oil in one hand (rub hands together to warm it up) and use it to knead his bare shoulders. Then take an ice cube and run it over the same area. Repeat the pleasurable process as you work your way down his back, finishing off at his butt. The Frosty Figure Eight While you're giving him oral action, use an ice cube to trace a figure eight on his groin or inner thigh. Try to
Play With Me
We may be adults, Baby but that doesn’t mean we can’t play I’ve been waiting to get close to you all day Want your hands on me so bad I could die Need that lava lovin only you can supply Wore that red lace teddie Do you see any reason why I shouldn’t tease you a little and torment you a lot Make you stand at attention and just plain get you hot? Gonna make it so hard on you you just can’t say no Mmm Sweet Man, I’m sure of where my fingers need to go Will love you hot and love you long Between satin thighs is where your lips and tongue belong I’ll take you somewhere special we’ve never been before Now don’t try to escape Baby, I locked the door I brought the riding crop and if you force me to use it it’ll feel so good…bad Baby you’re gonna lose it All work and no play is a boring, disgusting life Let me help you loosen up from all that daily strife I’ll touch you where you need my flaming touch Can’t be held res
Sex Story
Its a clear starry night, we're in the back seat of a stretch limo. Just the two of us driving thro town drinking champagne. You're wearing a black dress. When sitting the bottom of it is only about half way down your thighs. I'm in a tuxedo we look like we are going to a special black tie event. i lean over and kiss you softly and passionately. You kiss back and i slowly move my hand up your thigh. My touch is soft and smooth and slow giving you goose bumps. As my hand reaches your pussy I realize that you aren't wearing any underwear. I feel you already soakin wet and i slide a finger into you slowly and deeply. You moan and your body quivers. You pull my face into your and kissing me harder. I then start kissing you on your neck and slowly moving down your body. Touching and kissing you everywhere thro your dress. I get down between your legs throw them over my shoulder and go to town. I lick all around your pussy lips slowly and strongly. I flick my tongue across your clit very lig
if i could turn back time to retrieve what was said and to undo the crime for the tears that were shed i want to erase with a clean slate the hurt and pain i've caused i wish to desecrate i hope it's not too late with all might i try to defy the laws so that you may be set free the punishment is mine to bear for you are the innocent being that became the one to be the heir of a wrongful throne of fury passionate flames flare blinding me with ignorance that i long to bury yet in the heat of the moment it came to be and now i am left to suffer the consequences of my actions for the timeline shall circumfer to reclaim his salvation and my redemption
Joe The Adventurer
joe was exploring a danergerous jungle when all of a sudden he was surronded by a bunch of tribal warriors. they had long sharp spears and wore the bones of animals as necklace's. they had the skulls of lions on their heads. standing before joe was the leader of the warriors. he had a huge headdress made of feather's and animal skins. as joe stood there he said "oh god! i'm dead". all of a sudden joe hear's a voice say "joe your not dead yet". joe asked "who said that?". the voice replied "this is god and you are not dead yet". so joe asked god "what do i do now?" god said "walk up to their leader and take out your big knife and stab him to death". joe puzzled asked god "are you sure?" god said "yes i'm sure". so joe walked up to the leader of the warriors and pulled out his knife and stab him to death. joe then asked god "now what?" god said "now you are dead"
Submissive Needs
This is a posted conversation from another website, I found the advice and support to be very good and wanted to share it with my sister subs for future ref... quote: ORIGINAL: Imsosly4u it has been almost a year and i've yet to see my Master face to face. when i have talked to Him about this, He says that i have to earn it, okay, i have completed every task and am still waiting. How long is to long? i never was seeking an internet Dom, and that was not supposed to be how would be. I scanned through the other replies... I waited a long time to meet my former dominant, longer than a year. He was not married, but it did not work out anyways, he was not just economically able to go there, and it ended up with me hurt even though we managed to take it into the real world. My thoughts echo some others here, and knowing what I went through in my situation I would guess that perhaps you are very attached. I would tell him that I no longer considered him my maste
Stolen Child
Where dips the rocky highland Of sleuth wood in the lake There lies a leafy island Where flapping herons wake The drowsy water rats There weve hid our fairy vats Full of berries And of reddest stolen cherries. Come away, oh human child To the waters and the wild With a faery hand in hand For the worlds more full of weeping Than you can understand. Where the wave of moonlight glosses The dim grey sands with light By far off furthest rosses We foot it all the night Weaving olden dances Mingling hands and mingling glances Till the moon has taken flight To and fro we leap And chase the frothy bubbles Whilst the world is full of troubles And is anxious in its sleep. Away with us hes going The solemned eyed Hell hear no more the lowing Of the calves on the warm hillside Or the kettle on the hob Sing peace into his breast Or see the brown mice bob Round and round the oatmeal chest. For he comes, the human child To the waters and the wild With a faery
No Title
These slits across my wrists I lay Makes you never dream the day You find me laying in my bed All thats left a severed head You wonder why and look around Within these walls cannot be found This life of mine which now is lost Wont come at any cost I lived a life of misery Maybe now you will see All the hell you put me through Now tell me whats left for you to do?
Killer Inside (song From The Saw Iii Soundtrack)
I find this song interesting...I don't know why. "Killer Inside" By Hydrovibe It's a messed up world Please deliver me From this mess that i've become Messed up world You could teach me. you could save me. Sending chills across my skin When i hear you whisper Beckoning what sleeps within Speak to me Wake up the killer inside It's a messed up world Please enlighten me There's so much left to learn Messed up world You could show me. you could save me. Sending chills across my skin When i hear you whisper Beckoning what sleeps within Speak to me Wake up the killer inside Come save me tonight Wake up the killer inside
When I'm An Old Lady
WHEN I'M AN OLD LADY   When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness, just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, And I'll bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, And when that is done, I'll hide under the bed! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not
Three Sentences
Silently, you first entered my mind, then my heart, and then with persistence, your spirit finally penetrated my very essence, secretly visiting with mine. There, upon the walls of my soul, you inscribed your name, to remain veiled, concealed there from the world and my awakened awareness. Then, on that glorious day when our two lives are destined to merge…at that precise moment…the light of your already existing love for me will pierce that veil of anonymity, revealing your name, identifying yourself as the man of whom I have dreamed, the one whose soul I have grown to know, the one intended to complete my life, experience all of my love, and ultimately, share my destiny.
Yep... Another One
A Few Questions My footsteps are hollow echoes off building walls Why bother going home? There’s nobody there. Whistling at shadows, wanting conversation. What’s the point in sleeping? I’ll only wake up. Once home, I plan for tomorrow’s workday. Again. What am I working for? I’m not getting anywhere.
What Am I! Who Am I?
What am I, A friend, or Lover,or soulmate. Is our relation one of love, or is become rejection and hate. You were my Karma and were so called, We made love, and gave each other are all. But now we seem so distant and a part, We are still together, but what is in your heart. I am still me and I still love you, Yet, I can not seem to please you. I bring you flowers and more, but nothing seems to repair the heart which tore. Am I now the love gone wrong, The one they talk about in poem and song. Am I like the shoe all worn out, Or is there some love left within your doubt? I can go on my way tomorrow or today, I am just waiting for you say go or stay. I will not wait through many more fights, or lie in the same lonely bed at night. Either I am one alone, or we two are one, a team together, or alone free to run. I am going be me with you or without, Time is running a decision is coming no doubt.
Helpful Hints... These Are Great!
Bed Sheets After drying sheets, put both sheets and one pillowcase in the other pillow case. Fold neatly in a square. Next time you change sheets, you just take the one pillow case and all the sheets and pillow case are inside. No need to look for matches.   Clean your glass shower To clean the glass in your shower easily, apply lemon juice to the glass with a sponge. Then, take newspaper and wipe the lemon juice off the glass. It will be clean and sparkle with no scrubbing!   Reheat Pizza
Almost Halloween
Well the kids are getting excited and wanting to go out trick or treating already i keep telling them they have to wait cuz let me tell ya they are excited. we are decorating the house for my daughters party on halloween and that is an awesome holiday for me being wiccan i love the idea of it all.I have been practicing some spells and trying them on my friends and some of them love it cuz they are the good spells. i don't do the spells that give bad luck because i am a very nice person so i am not a mean wiccan lol just ask my kids its not like we scarfic anything to be a wiccan its not like that maybe if more people would research we wouldn't get such a bad name
Ppl Talking Shit Again
RAWR! fuckin people piss me off.. I cant believe this my best friend just texted me asking if i was fucking this guy!!! Are you kidding me people dont you have something else better to do then talk their shit! Honestly i mean nothing of the sort happened... im not gunna shut my mouth about this either!! Shit will be set straight bitches!
A Lil About Me...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Amanda Diane Birthday: Feb.20/1974 Birthplace: Sarnia Current Location: Sarnia Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Brunette Height: 5'6' Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty Your Heritage: French-Canadian The Shoes You Wore Today: Strappy Sandals Your Weakness: Cute Boys :) Your Fears: Anything Happening To My Children Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Green Olives, Extra Cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get My Estithician Certificate Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol (Sigh It's Habit) Thoughts First Waking Up: OMG!! Its 630am Already Your Best Physical Feature: Legs Your Bedtime: 11:00ish (I Need My Beauty Sleep) Your Most Missed Memory: My Mind Pepsi or Coke: Neither Thanks MacDonalds or Burger King: Depends On What The Kids Want...Neither If Its Just Me Single or Group Dates: Both...;o) Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mmmm, Any Iced Tea Please!! Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate With Caramel Sauce Ca
Welcome to my pity party. I'm alone in the new place for the first night's stay... I'm lonely, stressed, my back hurts, and I'm all freaked out because nothing feels familiar... not even my own things. Bah. :(
Black roses grow on the spot where they died. She, first, her blood seeping into the mossy ground. He, last, struck by a violent mood. She had dreamed of him nightly, shades of muscle and skin swirling in her subconscious, his face always hidden by a sweep of black hair that brushed and tickled her sleeping face. Always seeking his face, never finding it, and waking with the fleeting sense of his hands. He hunted her, stalking with a heavy grace, drawing from his eyes and the timbre of his voice. She, running from, then to him. With the velvet bites and soft bruises marking her, embedded deeper than the skin shows, stealing independent moments and time, became a craving for both. The pulse of their veins, engulfed the world with the steady throb, like the fall of petals on the ground. Creating a mattress of their whispers as her blood spilled onto the ground. Mingling with the red flow from his thick arm, melting upon the dark, chocol
Porcupine Meatballs
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr 10 min Makes:30 meatballs 1 1/2 cups Multi-Bran Chex® cereal 1 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 2/3 cup uncooked parboiled (converted) rice 1/2 cup milk 1 package (1 oz) onion soup mix 1 egg 1 cup water 2 cans (11 1/2 oz each) tomato juice (3 cups) 1. Heat oven to 425°F. Crush cereal. (To easily crush cereal, place in plastic bag or between sheets of waxed paper, and crush with rolling pin.) In large bowl, mix crushed cereal, beef, rice, milk, dry soup mix and egg. Using wet hands, shape mixture into 30 meatballs. Place in ungreased 13x9-inch baking dish or 3-quart casserole. 2. Pour water and tomato juice over meatballs; stir gently. 3. Cover and bake 50 to 55 minutes or until rice is tender and beef is no longer pink in center and juice is clear. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 1 hour to 1 hour 15 minutes. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 70 (Calories from Fat 20); Total Fat 2g (Saturated Fat 1g, Trans Fat 0g);
Potatoes Rancheros Casserole
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:55 min Makes:5 servings 1/2 pound lean ground beef 1 package (4.9 ounces) Betty Crocker® au gratin potatoes 2 1/4 cups boiling water 2/3 cup milk 1 cup shredded taco-seasoned or Cheddar cheese (4 ounces) 1 cup coarsely crushed tortilla chips 1. Heat oven to 400ºF. 2. Cook beef in 10-inch skillet over medium heat 8 to 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until brown; drain. Stir together Potatoes, Sauce Mix, boiling water and milk in ungreased 2-quart casserole. Stir in beef and 1/2 cup of the cheese. 3. Bake uncovered about 30 minutes or until top is light golden brown. Sprinkle chips over casserole; sprinkle remaining cheese over chips. Bake 3 to 5 minutes longer or until cheese is melted. Let stand 2 minutes before serving. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft) Increase first bake time to about 35 minutes.
Friends Chain Letter
".........THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE...... .......TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, ....... .....AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, ...... .........A DAY TO LOVE THEM, ........ ..........AN ENTIRE LIFE TIME......... ..............TO 4GET THEM............. .......SEND THIS TO THE PEOPLE...... .............U'LL NEVER 4GET.............. .........ITS A SHORT COMMENT.......... ...........TO LET THEM KNOW............. ......THAT U'LL NEVER 4GET THEM...... ...IF U DON'T SEND THIS TO ANYONE... .......IT MEAN UR'RE IN A HURRY....... ..........AND THAT U 4GOTTEN......... ...............UR FRIENDZ ...... , . - . - , _ , ....... ......... ) ` - . .> ' `( ....... ........ / . . . .`.. . . .. ........ ........ |. . . . . |. . .| ......... ......... .. . . . ./ . ./ ........... ........... `=(.. /.=` ........... ............. `-;`.-' ............. ............... `)| ... , ......... ................. || _.-'| .......... ............. , _|| .._, / ......... ....... ,
22 Feet Of Noodles A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
So Rocco and I went to the Zao Noodle Bar tonight to meet with a friend to talk some bullshit. And our server said something first about if we went to school together or not. I was like, uh I dunno. It turns out we did. She had to ask me what my name was but I was the one who remembered her name and what classes we took together. Here I can remember that but I have a hard time with medical terminology- go figure...
Sweet-and-sour Beef
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:20 min Makes:5 servings 1 beef flank steak, (1 pound) 1 tablespoon cornstarch 1 tablespoon cold water 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 medium onion, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 can (8 ounces) pineapple chunks in juice, undrained 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 cup white vinegar 1 tablespoon chicken bouillon granules 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 medium bell pepper, cut into 1-inch pieces 2 medium tomatoes, each cut into 8 wedges Hot cooked rice, if desired 1. Remove fat from beef. Cut beef with grain into 2-inch strips; cut strips across grain into 1/8-inch slices. Mix cornstarch and cold water. 2. Heat wok or 12-inch skillet over medium-high heat. Add oil; rotate wok to coat side. Add beef and onion; stir-fry about 3 minutes or until beef is brown. Stir in pineapple, sugar, vinegar, bouillon granules and soy sauce. Heat to boiling. Stir in cornstarch mixture; cook and stir 1 minute. 3. Stir in bell pepper and tomatoes; cook and stir 1 minute. Serve with ri
I Loved You
I loved you more than I have ever known Those starry eyes Those tender lips You made my heart melt Then boil into a roaring fire I now know What my eyes could not see You are the only one that is for me Many nights those tears flew Being myself without anyone Anyone to care about the thoughts Looking at the sky and knowing How much I love you It just makes me wanna Break down and cry But now I know I gotta move on And live threw life With what I have And known
Spinach And Pine Nut Meat Loaf
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:1 hr 40 min Makes:6 servings 1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef 1/4 cup pine nuts or slivered almonds, toasted 1 cup milk 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 2 teaspoons chopped fresh basil leaves or 1/2 teaspoon dried basil leaves 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground mustard 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1 garlic clove, finely chopped, or 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 1 egg 3 slices bread, torn into small pieces 1 small onion, chopped (1/4 cup) 1 package (10 ounces) frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed to drain 1. Heat oven to 350ºF. Mix all ingredients. Spread mixture in ungreased loaf pan, 8 1/2x4 1/2x2 1/2 or 9x5x3 inches, or shape into 9x5-inch loaf in ungreased rectangular pan, 13x9x2 inches. 2. Insert meat thermometer so tip is in center of loaf. Bake uncovered 1 to 1 1/4 hours or until thermometer reads 160°F (170°F if ground pork is used). Let stand 5 minutes; remove from pan. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 345 (Calories
Support The Troops!!!
A response to the thing talking about the lawers, and the protesters and stuff not givving you the rights... The thing at the top is partially true, but really, army people don't normally fight their own government for their rights. Or the rights of others. They fight other countrys and people to protect them. The other people, the press, the lawyers, and the protesters are the one's who fight our very own government, who right now seems to be the biggest threat to our right than anyone else. So while our troops should be highly appreciated, ( you should give them all your money, have sex with them if they look lonly, give them jobs if they want them, and give them rides if they need them ) I highly appreciate all the people who fight for our rights against our own government. Because if they get taken away by our government, why did I bother fighting agianst the other people?????????
Ok who is willing to send me a um toy to play with? giggles
Thanks For The Love...
I would like to thank my special friends for the love shown during and after my hospitl visit, you know who you were, It means the world to me...
Anyone Can Votemy Pics??
[ photo: 1504638243 ] thank you mike
Standing At Your Side
What a lonely soul you must have been, To have the very breath taken away, To die without any sin. It was a very sad day, Standing at your side, Feeling awefull and bad, Wanting to run and hide. You're the best the world could've had. In the moment of silence, You were gone so fast. Without any violence, This love will always last. Because I didn't know what to do, I was lost in outer-space. When I realized that I love you, There was no color on your beautiful face. When I look back at our past, I didn't realize that the future is unknown. You were gone so fast, You must have been so alone. But I was at your side, Watching your beautiful face. I did not run and hide, Now you are in a better place.
You Have Stolen My Glory
OK, I know that some of my poems SUCK ASS! But really it is a way for me to deal with things in my life. Sometimes writing about it is like an escape for me. So enjoy my hell!!!! I have taken flight I'm now out of your sight But still you ring my bell And send me to my personal hell But then I come back With feelings that I lack What the hell is wrong with me? It fills you with glee To make me shrink a little While you play the Devil's fiddle Then you laugh in my face Trying to make me into a disgrace You tell all your friends nothing but lies Even send out your personal spies If only everyone knew How well I really treated you To have you stomp on my heart To have you tear it apart You tell story after story You think you have stolen my glory But when the tables finally turn You will be the one to burn Cause of all the lies that you tell One day you will go to hell
Chasing Cars ~~ Snow Patrol
Happy Birthday
Happy 21st Birthday to me!! I cant wait to go out to dinner tonight with my friends!! Just leave me some LOVE!!!
Words ~~~ The Bee Gee's
Too Much Heaven ~~ The Bee Gee's
How Deep Is Your Love ~~~ The Bee Gees
Venture Brothers
is by far the funniest tv show ever. EVER EVER !!!!!! i like chips ahoy..
Tears In Heaven ~~~ Eric Clapton
Lost In Love ~~~ Air Supply
I Like Rough Men
gentle men are fine. i like them as friends. but i only enjoy sex with rough men. i'm looking for a big man who knows how to give me pain and make me cum. r u the one? answer this: ... i'm stipped and tied to the bed posts spread-eagled ... tell me what would u do to my soft white body?
Your So Far Away ~~~ Carol King
Hero ~~~ Enrique Iglesias
More Stupidness
Not that im really complaining because im tired and all but i was supposed to be getting a call back from a few people tonite and that hasnt happened. But things do happen and i understand but if you say you are going to do something you better do it. If you say ill try to do this then its not as bad if you forget or something comes up but yeah its bed time for me.. Im not upset about it, its just one more thing to kinda urk me before bed. gnite everyone!!!
Mutha Fuckaz...
Fuck the stupid bitchez... who hate on otha'z. and btchez who bash on a ninja'z car..... and people who steal ur blame u!! &*****'you did it'****** PLEEEAAZZZEEE pass it on... 2MCL...Devo
Bacon And Herb-crusted Beef Tenderloin
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:1 hr 25 min Makes:6 servings 1 beef tenderloin roast (2 lb) Salt and pepper, if desired 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley 1/4 cup chopped fresh oregano leaves 2 teaspoons chopped fresh rosemary leaves 1 clove garlic, crushed 2 teaspoons vegetable oil 6 slices bacon 1. Heat oven to 425°F. Rub beef roast with salt and pepper. In medium bowl, mix parsley, oregano, rosemary, garlic and oil. Press mixture onto top and sides of beef. 2. Place beef on rack in shallow roasting pan. Place bacon slices over top of beef, tucking ends under bottom. Insert meat thermometer so tip is in thickest part of beef. 3. Bake uncovered 35 to 50 minutes or until thermometer reads 140°F for medium-rare or 155°F for medium doneness. Remove beef from oven, cover with foil and let stand about 15 minutes until temperature rises 5°. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): No change. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 290 (Calories from Fat 140); Total Fat 15g (Saturat
u have to be young an stupid before u can be old an wise
Fresh Meat
girls watch out for this one he's good i know him personally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whats In A Name?
Ok going around here there is a lot of flack about the name change. What difference does it make!? Are you not here to meet new people? To have fun? Are you the one that spend hours on this site trying to make it work for every one? LostCherry sounded like a porn site and CherryTap sounds more like a night club. At any rate. What is the big deal? Anyway this is just my opinion.
Thanks For The Love
Thanks for the comments and warm welcome everyone! I'll try to add more pictures tomorrow when I get on my main computer and can rifle through a few more files and disks! I'm definately going to have to agree that this is wayyyyyyy better than myspace! Yay!
In The Arms Of An Angel
Spend all your time waiting for that second chance for a break that would make it okay there's always one reason to feel not good enough and it's hard at the end of the day I need some distraction oh beautiful release memory seeps from my veins let me be empty and weightless and maybe I'll find some peace tonight in the arms of an angel fly away from here from this dark cold hotel room and the endlessness that you fear you are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie you're in the arms of the angel may you find some comfort there so tired of the straight line and everywhere you turn there's vultures and thieves at your back and the storm keeps on twisting you keep on building the lie that you make up for all that you lack it don't make no difference escaping one last time it's easier to believe in this sweet madness oh this glorious sadness that brings me to my knees in the arms of an angel fly away from here from this dark cold hotel room
yay! first blog post!
sitting here stoend out of my mind takeing a trip back in time whell the music playes and the singetr singes i sit abck an dream of happy tiems dude it so good to be stoned the best felling in the world i leve u knwo with one of my most favert lyrics in the world Lord must have his medicine, plenty yellow purple syrup Purest herb, very perved, feel superb, to the curb Snotting up them railroad tracks, mack having a heart-attack Take a Xanex, put it back, bitches bout to get attacked Sometimes I may get down with the crystal methamphetamine Niggas stay up early, I will strain my eyes on your high beams no such thing as of it i stay high as fuck the end
Alexziq On M.manson And Reznor
First off let me say that if you like them don't be offended, this is just my take. People often ask why people of NE Ohio give NIN, and MM such crap. My opinion is this, back in the late 80's and early 90's the old industrial alternative crowds of Cleveland/Akron were very cutting edge for our cities. We had clubs in Cleveland like the Alter House, the Lift, the Phantasy, and in Akron, Carols, and Thursdays. Now for that time it was a lot for a boring state like Ohio. I often snuck into the Phantasy, and Alter House at 16, or 17 years old, We would see Trent there and no one thought anything of him, he was just another gloomy looking dude. Now you see this same guy a year later and he's more or less exploiting our little subculture to MTV, it made some of us a little pi**ed off. When Pretty Hate Machine came out a guy I knew at High school went to Trents going away party at his apartment in the Flats, the pics had Bob Marly, and Rush posters on his walls. Now not to say there is anyth
Just showin love to all you on here peace!
Friends Without Faces
FRIENDS WITHOUT FACES We sit and we type, and we stare at our screens We all have to wonder, what this possibly means. With our mouse we roam, through the web in a maze Looking for something or someone, as we sit in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes Small groups we do form, and gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes flirt In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships - but - why we don't know But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. Why is it on screen, we can be so bold Telling our secrets, that have never been told. Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mind With those we can't see, as though we were blind. The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell. We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must So we turn to the 'puter,
20 Ways To Confuse Trick Or Treaters
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, bags of sand, golf balls etc). 2. Wait behind te door until some people come,when they get near the door jump out, wearing a cosume and holding a bag, and yell "Trick or treat"! Look at them , scratch your head and act confused. 3. Fill a brief case with marbles and crackers and write on it 'top secret'. When trick or treaters come look around supiciously and say "Its about time you got here", give them the briefcase and quickly shut the door. 4. Get about 30 people to wait in you living room, when trick or treaters come to the door say ,"Come in". when they do everyone yell "Surprise!!!" and act like its a surprise party. 5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out whats wrong with your dishwasher. Insist it makes an unnatural 'whirring' sound. 6. After you give them candy hand the trick or treaters a bill. 7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish, collapse and don't move or spe
I want you when the shades of eve are falling And purpling shadows drift across the land; When sleepy birds to loving mates are calling— I want the soothing softness of your hand. I want you when the stars shine up above me, And Heaven's flooded with the bright moonlight; I want you with your arms and lips to love me Throughout the wonder watches of the night. I want you when in dreams I still remember The ling'ring of your kiss-for old times' sake— With all your gentle ways, so sweetly tender, I want you in the morning when I wake. I want you when the day is at its noontime, Sun-steeped and quiet, or drenched with sheets of rain; I want you when the roses bloom in June-time; I want you when the violets come again. I want you when my soul is thrilled with passion; I want you when I'm weary and depressed; I want you when in lazy, slumbrous fashion .My senses need the haven of your breast. I want you when through field and wood I'm roaming, I want you when I
Of All The Women You Slept With
Of all the women you have slept with, why not me? Have you no idea how beautiful you are to me? How much I want you, for how long I have wanted you? For as long as I have known you, I have wanted to gaze into the depths of your eyes, mine the secrets that live there. I want to run my fingers through your hair, feel the softness of your hair contrasting with the tautness of your scalp. I want to trace my forefinger along the line of your lips, feel the prickle of your whiskers against my palm, against my cheek. I want to touch my lips to yours, tease your tongue with mine, click my teeth against yours. Oh, and how much I want to feel your chest, the tensing and relaxing of your muscles, the tightness of your little pink nipples when I use my tongue to play with them. Do you know, over the many years I have known you, how you have developed your pecs, from flat and boylike to the sweeping curves of a god? How patches of hair have sprung up on your chest, just begging for my fi
Dirty Whores
Ugh, I am so sick of seeing dirty skanky whores everywhere I look. Use good judgement people, if you wouldnt want to see it yourself dont post it. It doesnt take a rocket scientist to decide whats in good taste and what isnt. If your cunt looks like it might swallow someone alive, you should NOT take pictures of it and fellas, if your cock is so small you have to part your pubic hair to take a piss,dont show it to people. Some things are better left unseen..
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween...but Aren't!!!
Top Ten Things that Sound Firty on Halloween...But aren't 10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight. 8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch. 6. If you just lick it, it will last longer. 5. Let me see your big sack. 4. Can I eat your zagnuts? 3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth. 2. You scared me stiff! And the dirtiest sounding but not-dirty Halloween saying is... He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!
Guess What Happened To Me Today!??
Well, it was Sunday and I went out to eat lunch sometime in the afternoon. I enjoyed my food and to my surprise when I got back to my car my cd player was stolen. Not only that, but about 700.00 worth of cameras and and lens all together. I had my car locked and I didn't have all of this stuff out in the open except the cd player cause its attached to the car. The only way they would have known about my camera was if the little freaks plundered through my stuff. It was NOT in plain sight. I waved down an officer and he wrote my information, which basically meant that he wasn't going to do anything about it but put it in a file somewhere. Needless to say I'm pretty pissed. I just lost over a grand plus out of my car and now have no music when I drive. I have to look on the bright side though...hopefully my insurance will cover something and at least they didn't steal my speakers.
The Day You Walked Away
The Day You Walked Away Trapped inside my eyes My tears will surely stay. I cried the last bit I had. On the day you walked away. You killed my need to love As a hunter kills it’s prey. Gave me not a second thought The day you walked away. Nothing is more painful Or brings as much dismay As feeling not a thing at all Since the day you walked away. I gave you all I had to give And still you wouldn’t stay. You took away my gift of love The day you walked away. By: Leah M. Baier
Hmmmm Who Knew
everytime when i think everything is bleak i see that times are clearly getting better. me and my true love have been together for over two years now and let me tell you we have seen some rough times and put each other through some bitter sweet times. i often ask myself what did i ever do to deserve someones love that truly unconditonally loves me for who i am. well all i can say is that if you know in your heart that love is real then i guess you better be like me and face reality. love can be tricky but in the longrun man is it worth it.
Kids & Schools
I understand that things are not like when I was in school, But I do believe that things are getting out of control when a 14 year old girl cant carry a small purse to school and the kids cant have a cell phone on them while in school either. I am not saying kids should be allowed to have cell phone on and using them during school hours, but I do believe that they should be allowed to have them with them off and in a book bag or purse until the end of the day. why ?? Well in my case my daughter rides public buses from school home and if something happens like the bus breaks down or what ever I want my daughter to beable to call me and let me know. Everyone knows that now a days it takes 2 people to work to make it, and we all cant be home every day when our kids get home and at 14 they dont need a sitter any more, so in reality that cell phone is her life line to her parents. I was told recently that if my daughter brought her phone to school again that the school would no
Thought It Was Cool
Look for a guy Who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forhead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." If u open this U have to repost it, guy or girl if I dont get dis back I guess your not my friend if u have a lot of love and u have a boy/gurl Or friend.... Pass it ON!!
If you didn't know, I injured my knee last year and again this year and have been getting fat ever since. So... I have been looking at forms of exercise I can do, skiing, boarding, surfing, rugby are all kinda no nos. Anyway I turned up at an introduction to yoga session on Saturday. If you are a yoga fan, stop reading, if you've never tried it, keep reading. It started off with some hot girls lying next to me on a mat, pretty good start, then the instructor walked in. She was a short dumpy german lesbian with hairy legs and a moustache! The first task was to sing some strange chant together about the god of resistance (Ohm - physics fans), then listen to her chanting for about 5 minutes in a strange language only dogs can hear or something, I couldn't look anyone in the eye cos I would have burst into laughter. Next we learnt how to lie down. Then touch your toes. Then get your breath back for a few minutes. Exercise number 2 was bend to the side Then get your br
This Is To Good.....
Subject: this is too good A minister passing through his church In the middle of the day, Decided to pause by the altar And see who had come to pray. Just then the back door opened, A man came down the aisle, The minister frowned as he saw The man hadn't shaved in a while. His shirt was kind a shabby And his coat was worn and frayed, The man knelt, he bowed his head, Then rose and walked away. In the days that followed, Each noontime came this chap, Each time he knelt just for a moment, A lunch pail in his lap. Well, the minister's suspicions grew, With robbery a main fear, He decided to stop the man and ask him, "What are you doing here?" The old man said, he worked down the road. Lunch was half an hour. Lunchtime was his prayer time, For finding strength and power. "I stay only moments, see, Because the factory is so far away; As I kneel here talking to the Lord, This is kind a what I say: "I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, LO
Let Me Sleep.....
My body aches I'm all choked up I just want to sleep Fall into a deep slumber To forget my pain Forget my past To get away from all my memories Thay haunt me They always do Let me forget Let me sleep it all away Let me pretend this life was just a dream One long disasterious, painful, enjoyable dream Just let me go there Fall asleep Let me make my own ending Write my own past Where my body, my heart doesn't ache Let who I am fade away Let the numbness replace me The me who hasn't been enough The me who can't help The me whose confusion rules The me who keeps letting myself feel The me, who keeps letting myself get hurt and who hurts herself Let sleep be the key The key to letting go of the rest of me
Postman Pat's Last Day
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £50. At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch. The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a full English breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage Tomato with freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring
Tale Of Six Boys
Each year I am hired to go to Washington, DC, with the eighth grade class from Clinton, WI. Where I grew up, to videotape their trip. I greatly enjoy visiting our nation's capitol, and each year I take some special memories back with me. This fall's trip was especially memorable. On the last night of our trip, we stopped at the Iwo Jima memorial. This memorial is the largest bronze statue in the world and depicts one of the most famous photographs in history -- that of the six brave soldiers raising the American Flag at the top of a rocky hill on the island of Iwo Jima, Japan, during WW II. Over one hundred students and chaperones piled off the buses and headed towards the memorial. I noticed a solitary figure at the base of the statue, and as I got closer he asked, "Where are you guys from?" I told him that we were from Wisconsin. "Hey, I'm a cheese head, too! Come gather around, Cheese heads, and I will tell you a story." (James Bradley just happened to be in Washingto
The Darkness
the darkness darkness some people fear the darkness why? why do people fear the darkness? what does the darkness keep in the mists of the night that makes people so afraid? what? why do we insit that the darkness conseals evil? why? but some peopel like the darkness why? what do they haveto hide from the light?
There Will Come A Day
Monday, October 30, 2006 There will come a day There will come a day when your innermost imaginings will become your outer reality. What are you choosing to imagine right now? There will come a day when your habits will be so firmly ingrained that they'll carry you along without you even thinking about them. What kinds of habits are you working to develop? There will come a day when you'll suddenly encounter a magnificent and wonderful opportunity that's just perfect for you. What are you doing today that will prepare you to make the most of that opportunity? There will come a day when all the superficial concerns fall away. What are you doing in this moment to give real meaning and purpose and substance to life? The things you do today affect not only today. They build you and prepare you and position you for all the days that will come. That makes this very day your most important opportunity. For the person you choose to be today is the person who will carry you
I Wish....
I wish I had ears. Oh, wait. I do. YAY!
I am pretty stoked to tell everyone that Matt and i had our one month anniversary on sat woot! it was exciting even though i had to work the whole weekend:( but on sun we went out to eat and went to the park and fed the duckies:) it was fun i tried to name them all but there was to many:( and then he picked me a flower..and it was cute:) so yeah thought most of you would be excited to hear that and i wish everyone a fantastical day! ps..I *heart* matt..ok i'm ditzy girl but hey you've seen him can you blame me
Hey Yall!!! Guess What!!!
hey yall, i have new pics on here...not from my trip to the state of Louisiana yet though:( pouts, but hopefully i will get those developed the first of next month. that way i can scan em and put em on my profiles for yall. aint really much going on here...been busy lately so i mostly been on during the nights...sorry yall. HOPE YOU DON'T MISS ME TO BAD!!! LOL. well gotta go got some more updating to do on my other profiles! hope to hear from yall soon! love always, amanda
Date: Oct 26, 2006 9:09 AM Subject: Facts Body: In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 The average number of
Universal Truth
You all need to attempt to grasp this Universal Truth: I am super-a-number-one-terrific! Ok, Joe? Now get the hell off my lawn.
I Am..
.. sick. I cannot take a breath of air without wheezing. I am coughing like crazy and its just getting to be too much. 'D' tells me to stop acting like a child and take myself back to the hospital. I can't help it. I am afraid. I don't know how to make other people understand why going is such a fear. I wish I could just blurt it out and I know I could, but I won't. It is extremely difficult just lay there and let them poke needle after needle in. To let them run test after test and not truly find out what is causing this degradation in the right to breathe like a normal person. Heh.. now how's that for a first blog? and its all about the woman that runs 'Brenna' Oh well..
Halloween Betty
I'm not sure you'd called us swingers, but we have had alot of fun in a group setting. So anyways thought we'd share with everyone some of our expereinces and fantasys through these blogs. Feel free to read, comment and get to know us better!
Our First Threesome...
So it was just before Xmas, I think like a Tuesday. My work colleague, Josh, and I had gone up to Palm Springs to visit the casino for the afternoon while Amanda was at work and stayed till about 8pm. I should mention that about a month before Amanda, Josh and myself had been playing strip poker and both Josh and Amanda had gotten naked. I guess the seeds for what happened had already been placed. We lived about 45 minutes from Palm Springs and on the way home (we'd had a little to drink) we were desperately looking for a strip club (we didn't know the area and couldn't find one) so we drove rather sexually charged back home to my place after stopping to buy some more drinks on the way. When Josh and I arrived home (we lived in a one bedroom apartment where you had to go through the bedroom to get to the bathroom) Josh needed to take a leak, so headed though the bedroom to the bathroom while I looked for Amanda (she was in bed). She hadn't expected me home until the early hours, so
Me Bitching
I haven't been on this site very long,but, I have noticed something rather strange to me. I have noticed that when someone places a blog for support of the troops there seems to be very little, but, place a blog about personal problems or problems in your lives there seems to be an over abundance of responses. The same can be said for bulletins.I noticed for awhile there was quite a bit of correspondence about our troops in Iraq and Afganistan. What happened, everybody lose interest? If that is the case, SHAME ON YOU. For those that still have interest in the matter, friends and family of those serving can go to a website called "patriot" I am sure it will be helpful in getting the troops that are going to be coming home the recognition they deserve.Well, now that I have let of a little steam,Ireally hope everybody has a great day and thank you for taking time to read this.
Shine $1.00
Tupac 2
Let Me Backtrack A Bit
My Family Bitches To Much
OK im on a ranting rampage this morning...... Well i go to visit my grandmother while im waiting on the time to come to take my son to headstart. And what do you know she starts gripping and complaining about how david does. Says he isnt trying to work and talks about how he is not talkitive. Well i kept telling her that it was nothing like she was saying it was and she said she was sorry that me and her had got to this point that i would defend david why wouldnt i defend him against her when she has no idea what she is talking about. She acts like his is worthless and called him sorry. He works the only job there is around here and is going to the unemployment office every chance he gets to put in more applications. He does what he can to help me with MY kids and does alot to help with our new baby. She talks about how he wont put on his seatbelt in her van (i think he should) and he leaves spit cans sitting around her house(i gave her props for that also) but i tell him all the tim
God Open The Windows To Heaven
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My So Called
ok. I supposidly have 41 " Friends " . They come by ask to be my friend and I never hear from them again. If I don't start then you're all getting deleted off my list...Truthfully I could care less if I didn't have any. This place is starting to suck major ass. Well thanks for reading if you do. If not then whatever. Well now alot of them can just screw themselves because I just deleted 18 of them... but if you want to be deleted as my friend then so be it. If not let me know that you are actually my friend. Cause seriously I am sick of all the shit. Thanx and have a better day than me. Jaimee 'Psykobich' Rodriguez
My Cams On Now!!!
I'm on rite now, with my cam, if u wanan see hit me up at, if u wanan see u have to have one of ur own!!
1,570 Pts To Go!
Please help me level! Love you all!
Level Up To Add Pictures
hey ya'all i just want to level up so i can post new pic..everyone has heard about them and a few people have already seen them.. some people have yet to see if u could help me level up... and no im not some slut i dont put naked pic up of offence to those who do i just think its sluty....but thats just my opinion dont take offense to it.... thank u if u are one of the ones who helps me! sincerely julie and to everyone i have come to know really well.. exp: justin...guy...and a few others..... thank u very much for helping me out...i really appericate it..... cause we all know my ex is a dickhead....
A Letter To The Moon
If I could compose a letter to the moon. I would ask her why she shines so bright I would speak to her of the brillance of the coming day An bask with her in the stillness of the night I would reach out with a gentle touch To share with her mortal love For just one moment time would vanish As Immortal and Child become one A flash of light A crack of thunder With understanding the child silently moves away. Nixy For those left wondering...... The words here are a matter of faith if you will. A thought pattern of enlightment.
Growing pains Broken chains A sad melody Falling tears Listening ears A friend just for me Reaching out Sharing doubt When life gets me down Hands to clutch Gentle touch Can turn me around Spoken words Softly heard Cognitivity Holding tight Loving light Calm serenity
Everyone Needs A Little Hope
seven years ago my grandfather died. my grandmother had never dated any other man except him. but when he died, she got her first job, started taking yoga classes(she has always taken arobics) she started taking computer and art classes at the college, and she has since gotten herself a new car. all this and she's 84 years old. well, a few months ago, she was visited by the widowed husband of one of her best friends. he and his wife had been really close to my grandparents, and he asked her out on a date. she told me it was the funniest thing because he has a bad back and she has bad knees and they had to help each other off of the couch. well they have been going out dancing and on regular dinner dates. i spoke wiht my grandma yesterday and she sounded happier than i have heard her i so long. her boyfriend brought her roses and she said she hasn't gotten flowers in years. i am so glad that she can find a companion, neither of them wish to remarry,they have already loved and lost, but
Please Daddy(for My Boys That Lost There Dad)
As soft winds sweep away the days I look back on life through a haze. Remember playgrounds, parks and friends, In childlike gaze that never ends. The laughter in a game of catch, Shall memory ever attach... To innocence in youthful eyes, Catching the ball to Dad's surprise. I recall my first bike, first wreck, Who picked me up, said, "What the heck?" Convinced me to give one more try, While, knees skinned, I forgot to cry. Just the joy knowing he was there, Making him proud my only care. There was nothing I couldn't do, My heart held fast that to be true. Though teenage years were kind of rough, I sure wasn't too big or tough. You taught me to defend what's right And never back down from a fight. So I learned the hard way to stand, Still, with each lump, I found your hand. Drawing from you an inner strength, And stubborn pride of equal length. But there the line of fate was drawn, As though I blinked and you were gone. I found myself facing the sun, Not
Angel Of Deceit.
Angel in the night Beckoning me to follow Your promises of sweet deceit The unrelenting lust Blanketing the air Your smile saturated with evil Forces me to my knees Your hypnotic eyes Dark as Ravens blood Lulls me into a spell The temptations are overwhelming Raising me to hate But forcing me to stay Your pain is unbearable Drawing out my darkest secrets You summon me with black intent Your darkness veils my sight Leaving a path of distortion No longer able to hold on to myself I finally succumb to your midnight ways...
Missing Pieces...
Disheartened with relentless tears my heart is falling from the sky Little pieces of me cascading down They're kissing your eyes Now captured in your lashes Blanketing your skin The sorrowful warmth consumes you whole Each shattered fragment; a puzzle in complete disarray Once picture perfect, now distorted Vertigo lacing your thoughts The sweet pain, too exquisite for just one
Because Of You
Wish It All Away...
What in the fuck happened? Was it something I did? Something that was said? My heart you eagerly ripped away, all the while whispering your sweet... innocent intentions All the right words, all the smooth moves You've got your game set, huh? Was that all I was... A pawn in your game,... clueless and naive I wish I would've known it was a game for two I have to give credit where credit is due, Your words of warning should've sent the bells ringin' They obviously were muted by the fuckin stars in my eyes The beating of my heart had to have been drowning them out. Out of sight, Out of mind... I recall those words Also, very true You can no longer lull me away with your smiles... entrancing me with your eyes God, those fucking eyes! I'll close mine and wish it all away...
My First Blog
Hello everyone. I've finally gotten around to posting my first blog on here. Not because I haven't wanted to, but I'm still getting used to this site. I'm used to Yahoo360, and frankly, it may not be as much fun as here, but it's much easier to use. None the less, I AM glad to be here. I'm having a lot of fun. I've met some great people on here and am grateful to the responses that I've received. I must admit, the people here are so much more friendly, and inviting, and nicer than I expected. Thank you all. And thank you to all that have accepted my invites, and to those who have invited me, too. That's all that I have for now. Take care everybody, and have a wonderful day.
I Will Always.........
The Best Black And White Photo
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just thought i would write a lil something. Not much to say I am just sitting here chillin with my dogs. getting ready for hollween. life is good just got a new movie think i am going to go watch it soon. anyways no one reads this anyways so .hmmm. what else can i say...........
2 Mothers And 2 Daughters
Two mothers and two daughters were fishing. They managed to catch one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish. Since only three fish were caught, how is it possible that they each took home a fish?
The Lovers Card
You scored as The Lovers. The Lovers card is about harmony and most in important love and forgiveness. The Lovers is also about not giving into tempteation and waiting for true love to come your way. It can mean that you had been hurt but have healed yourself and can finally realize love is out there somewhere. You value a good relationship and base it on love not sex. Don't give up on love.The Lovers100%Justice100%The Empress and The Emperor90%The High Priestess90%The Hanged Man85%The Fool80%The Hierophant70%Judgement65%The World60%The Devil60%The Ma
Under A Tree...
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A Moment Of.........
here it is again.. a time of longing and a time of despair. a heart weakens and the mind grows shallow. not to be caught aloof or with out knowing you run and hide.. you try to figure out the silence yet you know it is caused by you. tell me will you answer your thoughts and wants.. will you allow them to take place.. I know I am the one that needs to know but YOU are the one who needs to wake to the thought of for ever happy.... do you want it? say it out loud so you can answer your self... Once you have the answer then I can help. Love is there. iti s only a second away...
Broken Computer
Things are hard right now, because of limit funds I ain't able to fix the computer so I will be off the net. Sometimes I will have cameraman make some post for me. He is my best friend, but we have to communicate on the phone. He will try to keep up for me he said until I am able to get back on line. Heck, he introduced me to a place where I think I could enjoy my lonely hours. I am disabled and my wife works. I should say my provider, we ain't had a lovin' husband and wife relationship in years. That is why I am like i am. My profile kinda explains it, but not really. I ain't complaining cause I am still breathing, and I can have a life of sorts. I hope though I can find me someone of the opposite sex maybe in the same situation that wants to fool around but goes back home to her hubby. I can not afford no divorce, but ain't happy either. If you are a female and would like to fish, or go camping with an old goat like me, just wrie me okay. To the rest who want just
Just Out Of Interest
how many of you know what a wiki is? When I was in Denmark I met a guy called Ward Cunningham who is responsible for the creation of wikis, I been using one for the Scarybirds project as I am crap at being orderly and everyone I am working with is all over the place, its great as me head is like spaghetti at the best of times. here is the wiki i been using for the project. League of Scarybirds Wiki Anyway for more on wikis and stuff check out the link What is a Wiki?
~~in Loving Memory Of~~
In Loving Memory Of Emelia M. Ambrose January 19, 1914~~October 25, 2006 The Lord In My Shepherd; I Shall Not Want. He Maketh Me To Lie Down In Green Pasture; He Leadeth Me Beside Still Waters. He Restoreth My Soul; He Leadeth Me In Paths Of Righteousness For His Name's Sake. Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadows Of Death, I Will Fear No Evil; For Thou Art With Me. Thy Rode And Thy Staff They Comfort Me. Thou Preparest A Table Before Me In The Presence Of Mine Enemies; Thou Anointest My Head With Oil; My Cup Runneth Over. Surely Goodness And Mery Shall Follow Me All The Days Of My Life; And I Will Dwell In The House Of The Lord.. Woitkowski
20 Ways To Confuse Trick Or Treaters (from A Bullitin)
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, bags of sand, golf balls etc). 2. Wait behind te door until some people come,when they get near the door jump out, wearing a cosume and holding a bag, and yell "Trick or treat"! Look at them , scratch your head and act confused. 3. Fill a brief case with marbles and crackers and write on it 'top secret'. When trick or treaters come look around supiciously and say "Its about time you got here", give them the briefcase and quickly shut the door. 4. Get about 30 people to wait in you living room, when trick or treaters come to the door say ,"Come in". when they do everyone yell "Surprise!!!" and act like its a surprise party. 5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out whats wrong with your dishwasher. Insist it makes an unnatural 'whirring' sound. 6. After you give them candy hand the trick or treaters a bill. 7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish, collapse and don't move or spe
Former Special Agents Of The Fbi.
S amuel Thomas Roedell, 91, died Thursday, Oct. 26, 2006, at Presidential Oaks after a period of failing health. He was formerly a long time resident of Rum Hill Road in Concord. Mr. Roedell was born in St. Paul, Ind., on May 5, 1915, to William and Rebecca (Thomas) Roedell. After spending his childhood in St. Paul, he graduated from Butler University in Indianapolis. Mr. Roedell served in the Navy in World War II. He was with the FBI for 34 years, retiring in 1969 after spending 17 years as Senior Resident Special Agent in the Concord Office. He was a longtime member of Concordia Lutheran Church and the Society of Former Special Agents of the FBI. During his retirement years, he enjoyed spending time with his family, reading and smoking cigars. He spent many summers in his beloved hometown of St. Paul, Ind. Mr. Roedell was predeceased by his wife of 47 years, Laura (Kessler) Roedell who passed away in 1987. He is survived by his son S. Thomas Roedell Jr. of Concord;
Poem!!! To All Single Mothers Out There!! Guys, If This Describes U,god Bless U!!
Poem!!! To all the single mothers out there!!! I found this poem in my local newspaper. A grieving wife wrote this in memory of her restly departed husband and soul mate!!! I hope this touches someone out there. It takes a rare breed of men to open their hearts and commit their life to a family who has been broken and only wants to loved. I bless u all who have stepped up and saw no flaws and loved anyways. Giving them the knowledge of what family should mean; paving the way for their own future family. Thank you!! As eternal as the tide that breaks the shores, There's been no greater commitment than mine and yours. It started the day, we entered your world, Three little boys and a lonely young girl. It seemed as the world had cast us aside, Until that day i became ur bride. I asked not of you, neither fortune or fame, But that we have your love, as well as your name. To give of yourself, to three little boys, who had nothing to offer, but a handful of toys. Wide e
Grosser That Gross?
while staying in a beachouse with 15 other ppl this weekend, i realized something. There is a reason why some ppl are still single. blew his a papertowel. Looked at it, fondled it for a moment, then said " ewe, gross" and threw it away WTF did he think he was gonna see....? why do ppl look at that shit. are u expecting something different than normal? i dont get it. just grosser that gross
Went Out To Have Some Fun
so last night i decided to go out and do something i hadn't done in a long time and went to a wrestling match, have to say they sure have changed alot. was very surprized to find out it was a tapeinf for the ecw matchs being shown this week and for the friday night smackdown show,now i have to watch them both to see if i can see me. and no i won't spoil your fun if you watch them on tv by telling you who wins what,lol. maybe this week i will go to a club i havn't been to in awhile and see if it has changed any,since i was there a year ago :)
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Me So Horny
I'm a man, baby. Of course I'm horny. Duh. I just try not to make it the central motivator in my life. But do show me your boobs, by all means. I'll respect you or whatever in the morning. If I'm still around. Which I won't be. Because I'm a man.
Funny Cat
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I Was Gonna Write About..
I was gonna write about what happened last night.. Screw that.. I got a raise! And I go on 3rd shift! and.. I get to operate a machine again! Thats what matters.. I get to operate! woohoo Why is my net so slow today? lol darn it!
True Riches
omg i just found out i m adopted.. omg this is fucken freaky... and omg i like victoria as my middle name no rene. and my last name was soo great barry but i found out my last name is lindsey.. omg so like who are my parents ?????? *looks confussed* and my birthday isn't nov. 27 its jan 27 omg omg omg omg omg........and that i have sister and a brother!!!! why would someone slit a family like that ?? *crys* *cys* so my mother didn't want me? how depressing omg ... and who is my dad???? omg this is just soo to much
Public Warning
My Life
my life is something i don't think no one would miss if i was gone so many tragedies and heartaches turned my psyche to that of stone i live a life of being nothing more than alone i accomplished little really nothing to be shown i would leave this earth no more than a gentle wind being blown i've taken all that i can take had my heart broken all that it can break maybe people are right i'm nothing more than a creul mistake i've said all i have to say maybe this is the final act in my play or maybe i shall live again another day just remember either way i caused no sorrow if i decided to walk off this earth tommorow
Errands, errands, errands. I got my hair cut. In retrospect, I should have gotten it cut in a J. Jonah Jameson style (Daily Bugle publisher/editor in the Spiderman comics). Next time, perhaps. My wardrobe has expanded to include some "editor duds" - new khaki pants and a couple of button-up shirts (dark red and navy blue). I already have ties and belts. I have some brand-new notepads and pens. My brilliant new red pen is itching for action.
Aries The sign of the Ram is graced by the element of Fire, and if you were to use one word to describe Aries, it could easily be heat. People born under this sign have a passion and red-hot energy, which often proves irresistible. It's certainly never boring! Aries likes to initiate relationships, and the role of seducer comes to them easily. This sizzling romance dance will only work on those strong enough to stay in the game, because Aries wants a partner who can go toe-to-toe with them, whether it's over lunch or under the covers. Aries likes to get its way and often pits the wishes of self against what is best for the partnership, which can lead to conflict. These battles, though, are often foreplay, which can result in some sexy fireworks of their own. The Ram is possessed of a great physicality, a sense of adventure, is wildly flirtatious and loves to play.
Please Forgive Me
to you all please forgive me i didn't mean what i said i don't want to lose any of you great friends PLEASE FORGIVE ME I DON'T BEHAVE LIKE THAT I DON'T ACT LIKE THAT THAT WAS NOT ME YOU KNOW THAT I AM A SWEET BEAUTIFUL WOMEN PLEASE FORGIVE ME !!!! BRENDA
Aries And Romance
Aries and Romance Aries loves the hunt and will do whatever it takes to get the prize they want. The question in their mind will often be whether it's a prize worth keeping. Aries will take risks during the chase and would love the object of their affections to do the same. That give-and-take can keep things more than interesting and going for quite some time. There is no doubt that Aries is seductive and will prove hard to resist. Sparks will fly in this competitive pas de deux, and it's all the better where the Ram is concerned. A mental attraction for impassioned Aries is often the first step and the indicator as to whether things will progress. If things work their way down -- watch out! Once hooked, Aries loves strokes and tender caresses and a lover who will tell them that they are the best.
If We Had Sex....don't Be Shy..
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i liked you? 20. Would you do it today? 21. Would you do it tomorro
Charlie Brown Kwanzaa
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Most Dangerous Cities In America
Here are the top 25 most dangerous places to live (capital letters is where I live) 1. St. Louis, Missouri 2. Detroit, Michigan 3. Flint, Michigan 4. Compton, California 5. Camden, New Jersey 6. Birmingham, Alabama 7. Cleveland, Ohio 8. Oakland, California 9. Youngstown, Ohio 10. GARY, INDIANA 11. Richmond, California 12. Baltimore, Maryland 13. Memphis, Tennessee 14. Trenton, New Jersey 15. Richmond, Virginia 16. Kansas City, Missouri 17. Atlanta, Georgia 18. Cincinnati, Ohio 19. Washington 20. North Charleston, South Carolina 21. Reading, Pennsylvania 22. Newark, New Jersey 23. Little Rock, Arkansas 24. San Bernardino, California 25. Orlando, Florida
The Feel Of You (slightly Inappropriate)
The Feel Of You My mind is like a mirror of the past Remembering you... Covering me like a blanket Keeping me warm Through the storm Remembering... The feel of you Sliding... Inside of me... In...out... In...out... Slowly at first Then.... Faster... Harder... Deeper... With every trust Penitrating... All the way to my very soul Remebering... The feel of your mouth All over my body Bring me high Almost over the brink of... Extacy Remevering the emotions... You brought forth Hot as fire... Thick as ice... Fast as rain... Flowing like sweet red wine
Halloween Poke Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 1 hr min Total Time: 5 hr min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) white cake mix 1 cup boiling water 1/2 cup cold water 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Brand Orange Flavor Gelatin 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 1/2 tsp. yellow food coloring 1/4 tsp. red food coloring Halloween sprinkles PREPARE cake batter and bake in 13x9-inch baking pan as directed on package. Cool cake in pan 15 minutes. Pierce cake with large fork at 1/2-inch intervals. STIR boiling water into dry gelatin in small bowl at least 2 minutes until completely dissolved. Add cold water; stir. Carefully pour over cake. Refrigerate 3 hours. TINT whipped topping orange with food coloring; spread onto top of cake. Refrigerate at least 1 hour or until ready to serve. Decorate with sprinkles. Store leftover cake in refrigerator. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS How To Thaw COOL WHIP Place unopened 8-oz. tub of whipped topping in refrigerator for 4 hours. Do not thaw
ok.. i reciently read a bulletin containing all sorts of religion..however.. there is one "religion" that they put on there that i would like to comment on. I personaly do not have a religious preference. Some might call it atheism or what not.. but i believe that if you live by moral codes, and know whats write and what is wrong, then you will live a happy life.. with or with out a "god" or what ever you prefer to believe in. "Scientology" is not a religion. It is a idea, a way of living, a book thought up by L. Ron Hubbard in the late 1950's. His ideas were gathered to better the human mind.Not to have another religion to follow. his objective? “A civilization without insanity, without criminals and without war, where the able can prosper and honest beings can have rights, and where man is free to rise to greater heights.” that is the facts.. Although some people have taken it too far and created so called "churches" and things. People.. believe what you must.. if it make
Magical Mystery Microwave S'mores Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 6 servings 1 cup BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chunks, divided 2 eggs 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 1-1/2 cups HONEY MAID Graham Cracker Crumbs 1/2 cup JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows RESERVE 2 Tbsp. chocolate chunks; set aside. BEAT eggs in large bowl with fork. Add whipped topping, crumbs and remaining chocolate chunks; stir just until blended. Spread into greased 1-1/2- or 2-quart microwavable round dish at least 2 inches deep. MICROWAVE on MEDIUM (50%) 5 minutes. Rotate dish half turn. Microwave on HIGH 4-1/2 to 5-1/2 minutes or until cake starts to pull away from side of dish and is just slightly moist. PLACE serving plate on top of dish; invert cake at once. Remove pan. Sprinkle hot cake with marshmallows and reserved chocolate chunks. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Note Microwave ovens vary; cooking time is approximate. Storage Know-How Store leftover cake wrapped tightly in plastic
The Weekend
Friday I went to the Haunted Trail with Suze. I'll definitely be going again next year. Maybe with a bigger group it would be even more fun. There was a group of screamers right behind us and that kinda sucked a bit. The "ghouls" makeup was very well done. There was one in particular that got to me. I walked into this structure and there was a low wall. There was a guy in the far corner behind the wall on bungee cords. I knew he was going to jump out at us but it still scared me cause you never know when... We went to Norm's for a bit afterward. Interesting. I hadn't been there in about a month. Jared was back in town. He and Zack were making bets about Sue Ellen's panties among other things. As I walked up to them, Zack said something about not telling me. It was nothing, I'm sure. But I was curious. I tried to get Jared to tell me later, but no dice. Saturday I stopped in for a quick visit at G's. Matt, Chuck, Josh, and Jared were there. Well on their way to g
How A Blonde Eats A Banana
Virus Fun
Greetings to my Cherry friends. I have recently come into contact with a virus that is very pecular. I think someone was using me for a download proxy. Which is just (i think) someone who uses my computer to download and then downloads from me. Idk the only proof of this is 790 songs that have appeared from an unknown source onto my computer. Yes 790 songs that I actually like. No I did not download. Some are from bands I have never heard before. No one downloaded them. I'm the only one that downloads. I only have one downloading program. Itunes and I have the password. So if anyone has an explanation for this please message me. I will not be here for a couple hours so just leave a message. As always thank you for your time. Esergone
Aquarius In Relationships
Aquarius in Relationships The Water Bearer has many relationships -- the real prize, though, is in finding that perfect one. Aquarians love to give pleasure, in keeping with their altruistic and philanthropic spirit. They also tend to seek agreement in their friendly and harmonious way, a real boon in the give and take of partnership. A progressive nonconformist is a blessing to the Water Bearer, and if they can give them the space they crave, even better. The key to real passion for Aquarians, however, is in connecting with that lover who can make vulnerability safe for them. Aquarians are so often busy caring for the masses that they forget about themselves! A lover who can help the Water Bearer get in touch with their innermost feelings and teach them to put the analyzing aside will tap into a torrent of emotion waiting to be released. The ideal Aquarius soul mate is an Einstein with lots of soul.
Aquarius In Love
Aquarius In Love The analytical Aquarian approaches the game of love slowly, methodically and deliberately. Playing the game of love is fun in and of itself and should not be rushed. While falling in love, the Water Bearer can fill myriad roles for a lover, thanks to their keen mental energy and boundless commitment to a good cause. Conversely, a lover who won't play along will meet an immovable object in righteous Aquarius. The greatest challenge in love for the Water Bearer is intimacy, the emotional and empathetic aspect of love. Without it, love is incomplete, so those born under this sign must find that space where they can feel and trust. If that is achieved, love with Aquarius can soar to the stratosphere.
An Inspirational Tale Of Ancient Times
An Inspirational Tale of Ancient Times In studying the Earth's evolution, the most fascinating story I know is that of ancient beings who created an incredibly complex lifestyle, rife with technological successes such as electric motors, nuclear energy, polyester, DNA recombination and worldwide information systems. They also produced--and solved--devastating environmental and social crises and provided a wealth of lessons we would do well to consider. This was not a Von Daniken scenario; the beings were not from outer space. They were our own minute but prolific forebears: ancient bacteria. In one of his popular science essays, Lewis Thomas, estimating the mitochondria that are descendants of ancient bacteria in our cells as half our dry bulk, suggested that we may be huge taxis they invented to get around in safely (Lives of a Cell, 1974). From whatever perspective we choose to define our relationship with them, it is clear we have now created the same crises they did some t
Forgot One Thing On Last One.
The virus deleted stuff which was the downfall.
Wardrobe Malfunction
Hilarious Makings Of The Mad Hatter
You Might Be A Redneck If: You take your dog for a walk & you both use the same tree. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center. You burn your yard rather than mow it. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. You come back from the dump with more than you brought. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list. You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem. You've bathed with flea and tick soap. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. You have a rag for a ga
Questions Men Fear (from A Bullitin)
Questions Men Fear 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses. Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: " I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. Football. b. Golf. c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died. Perhaps the best response to this question was
Leo In Love
Leo in Love The strength and amorous prowess that Leos possess makes them a natural leader in the dance of love. This cat may want to rule, but it also wants to be admired, which makes for a love filled with sexual tension. Even so, the Lion's generous and giving nature makes certain that a lover will feel special. The Lion may test a lover from time to time in their quest for answers about love: What is it really? How can I feel it the most? The one with the best answers to these questions will surely make this cat purr. Love is a most attractive state for Leos, since the pleasure, attraction and fun of the game are all qualities which make the Lion glow.
Leo And Sex
Leo and Sex As befits a Fire sign, there is a great physicality, white heat and ardor which emanates from the Lion -- in the right circumstances. The Lion wants action first and foremost, and if the moves are being made on them, all the better. When Leos are being made love to (slow, steady love), they are flattered into a state of ecstasy. This kind of approach will help create a Lion who is a very confident lover. Leos are utterly aroused when a partner revels in their beauty and aura and tells them how wonderful it is. As their gracious gift, the Lion will show their partner just how much that compliment meant! The Lion loves seduction and foreplay, and a well-placed mirror or two would be nice, too, since that flowing mane and cat-like quality are begging to be watched.
More I Believe's
I believe that some men are scared of strong women. I believe a decent man will support his woman in her choices. I believe you can right some wrongs, but others cut to deep to ever fix. I believe that you should have some life experience before settling down. I believe that you will be swept off your feet when you least expect it. I believe living alone is not all it's chalked up to be. I believe the best kisses are the ones that you melt into and they take your breath away. I believe that sometimes you have to close the door on something old to see where something new might take you. I believe that if you can lay down at night with no regrets then you are doing good.
Hazel's Feet
Hazel's Feet Do to an overwelming number of requests asking to see my feet more, I have decided to make a special folder to showcase them. I shall add more later. If there are any special requests let me know. If anyone wants to cum by and show my feet some lovin' feel free. *spanks and kisses* Hazel
personaly i like myspace too...i got one there check it out
About Me? If You Would Like Answer And Resend...
--Info-- > Name:: Why do you need to know? > Nicknames:: Voluptuous "T" and T&A, you figure it out > Birthplace:: Columbia, SC > Current Location:: Lexington, SC > Hair Color:: Blonde > Eye Color:: Blue > Height:: 5'6" > Weight:: what does it matter.... I have curves in all the right places.... > Tatoos?:: not yet > Piercings?:: not yet > Overused Phrase:: WHATEVER???? > --Your-- > Bedtime:: When ever I damned well please? > Best Physical Feature:: Eyes, I have gotten many comments on the chest and ass lately though.....LOL > Most Embarassing Moment:: Walking into a new place and being the center of attention > Most Missed Memory:: My best friend's husband and my adopted Brother....we had many good times together just the 3 ofus hanging out or them trying to set me up with someone > First Thought When You Wake Up:: Time to get up up already... > Weakness:: Tender heart > Best Friends:: Lisa, Deedi, Mary > Goal For The Year:: Divorce the jerk I ma
i as sexy and sassy
Dreaming Of You
Jonny Appleseed And Billyhill
its fun switching up names, and reversing them. u make some up. bill hope (bill gates and bob hope)
Silly Boy
Well this weekend I had a pretty good time. My friend Agathe invited us over for a Halloween party and she always has some good ones. I went with my 'friend' Ray, who I've been seeing for the past month or so, though I've been really clear about the fact that he's not my boyfriend. So we went and I was all dressed up as a hospital patient (IV bag and all). My best friend Bridget was there too and we all had a good time. Around 11:30 we decided to head to the local bar. Danced around there and had a lot of fun. Ended up going to the Legion here because they were staying open an extra hour because of daylight savings. Had lots of fun there, but by the time we got there I was pretty sloshed and ended up going to the 'bathroom' with my sort of girlfriend (which Ray knows about). Anyways, he ended up leaving in a big huff because I was making out with her in the ladies room and now he's decided not to be my 'friend' anymore. I would be sad since he is such a nice guy, but since he was never
Long-term Juno in Taurus is very much in relationships for the long haul. You're slow to commit and you take a long time to make up your implacable mind about a person. Your affections are worth much and you won't throw them away frivolously or give your love to just anyone. Love to you means sharing and you're more than willing to share -- everything you have is what you'll give and more; you'll go to extraordinary lengths to give love and share possessions to those you love. It's wise to use a bit of discretion here, however; don't give away more than you can afford both financially and emotionally. You are touchingly affectionate and romantic; your partner will never complain that you don't remember birthdays or anniversaries. In fact, they'll be too busy eating dinner over candlelight or enjoying your romantic caresses and words to notice much else. A secure woman in love with love, that's Juno in Taurus.
A Way To Love To Make Love
I want to love you in a special way like glass, strong but crystal clear. I want to make love to your spirit by first squeezing and sucking your lips to quench my thirst. Then gently blowing love through your lips and making love to your lungs, As my heart squeezes yours and mines together until your mind blows, And you can't think. I want to bite your fingertips sending a sexual sensation through your hands and into your heart, Pumping love in and out through your veins until it reaches your feet, And your toes curl. I want to stroke you gently and softly to caress not only your spirit, But to feel the warmth of your flesh. Your body next to mine, holding and embracing with the connection of a lock and key of life and love so you can't let go. Let me love you hard so I can drill through your hurts and your pains, Paving bricks to guard your heart from your trials and tribulations. Building a dam so that when your flesh feels weak your spirit won't break. Let me l
Red Friday
PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE EMAIL AND YOU SEE WHAT IS MEANT BY RED FRIDAY. > >Last week,while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a >Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put >two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to >the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across >from me), and inquired if he was heading home. >No, he responded.Heading out I asked?No. I'm escorting a soldier >home. Going to pick him up? >No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I'm taking >him home to his family. >The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a >punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me >that,although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the >news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew >them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to >him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing >what you do so my fa
Part 1 ... The Extinction Of Stupid Bipeds
Considering The Possibilities Of Human Extinction and Evolution Earth Science 083 F 30, 10, 2006 Lonny Justin Boggs Our Fossil Record The date is 52 revolutions post colonization. After colonizing this pathetic little planet out of necessity, we Arachnoids have discovered evidence of a moderately evolved and slightly intelligent, bipedal species that, it would appear failed technological kindergarten. These creatures, little more than livestock, altered the environment they inhabited by covering huge tracts of land with a combination of a poisonous petrol based black substance (Environment Canada: Clean Air Online), and hives constructed with iron alloys and cement mixtures containing tricalcium silicate (C3S), dicalcium silicate (C2S), tricalcium aluminate (C3A), and tetracalcium aluminoferrite (C4AF). (U.S. Department of Transportation Federal Highway Administration). We have also uncovered many piles of their fossilized internal skeletal structures, apparently sup
My Kinda Neiborhood
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a nude couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house and knocked. A well-dressed woman answered the door and the man asked what kind of a place this was. "This is a brothel," replied the madam. "Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man. "Oh, we're having a yard sale today."
I wanna thank all those who sent love to me today. I needed my birthday marks more than my birth and i will not bring you all down about it. Any ways Thank you so much it brought a smile ot my face Lost Soul Erin
SPECIAL NIGHT Upon by day Upon by night, To see the stars So wonderfully bright. Up above The darkly sky, Something about Caught my eye. I couldn't move I couldn't speak, But just seeing you, You're so unique! I remember that smile I remember that face, It's my father looking down From the high place! VOICE OF THE WIND Warm climates In fall seasons, Windows are open For a reason. Fan is blowing In such a speed, Lying in bed And fast asleep. Hardly no wind On this quiet night, Few seconds later Wind came in so light. Hearing my name, Woke me by surprise. My father in heaven Brought tears to my eyes! BORN AGAIN Losing someone Is very hard, But in our hearts They're not to far. Talking about memories That went by, Tissues in hand Ready to cry. Months beyond Years Comes by so fast, Our time as come Finally at last. Our souls, our spirits, Begins to fall as one. We now together Our lives has begun! LIFE TOO SHOR
What Subcategory Of Goth Best Fits You?
You scored as Old-school Goth. You are an old-school goth. Forget Tina and Rogue, your idols are still Siouxsie and Peter and Fat Bob, and black lipstick and white powder is still the way to go. Click on my name to take my other tests if you liked this one.Old-school Goth75%Romantic Goth67%Understanding Outsider58%Ethereal Goth50%Fantasy Goth33%Anything-Goes Goth33%Death Rocker25%Confused Outsider25%Industrial/Rivet-Head17%Cyber-goth8%Perky Goff
Haloween :s
Hey everyone, this is the first time i been on since the change to Cherry tap.... some very nice changes i must say... i figured i would put in my first blog whooooo hoooo how excitig!! but since tomorrow is halloween were all getting ready at my house with the jack-o-lanters and all. Kinda excited but scared shitless at the same time. Im not so fond of Haloween and i never really have been, i get very scared very easily and people tend to take advantage of that :( so not cool at all. OHHH AND I HAVE ONE MORE THING to SAY! 20 DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY!!! HURRAY! Have a sexy day ;)
Guess What!!!
IM NOT PHYSICO CHERRY no more! im TWISTED CHERRY!!! YEEEEEEEEE HAAAWWWWWWWW! im good, im good, hehehe anyway, aint much going on here, waiting on hubby to get home to bring me a pack of ciggys, im all out :( pouts. we gonna have pizza tonight. :D hehehe tomorrow is HALLOWEEN and we got to go get hubbys' son at his moms *ex girlfriend* and we are gonna take him trick or treating...he's gonna be a pirate for halloween. he's gonna be so cute! what is really cute is that he calls me...MEME it makes me feel good to have a nickname from him *giggles* he's such a cutie! well anyway, catch yall laters. love always, amanda
Hinder ,,lips Of An Angel
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My Story, Pt. 22
matt: i call shot gun! jerum: i call middle back! you place his car seay in the middle in the back and matt climbs in the front. amanda: christina, do you mind getting him in his carseat and straightened out? christina: okie *picks up erum placing him in his carseat and hooking it in* done. ryan gets in on the other side. jerum: *places two hands seperating christina and ryan* no making out. you crank it up and good charlotte - riot gurl starts. you turn the bass and volume up a bit and you all sing the song all the way to walmart. as you pull in to walmart nelly-grillz is playing. new character zachary taylor turner age: 27 hair: light brown eyes: gray style: sorta preppy,, skater, surfer. you get out matt placing jerum on his shoulders. you see one of your friends named zach, but you haven't seen him in awhile, plus he's gay. you run up behind him and tap him on his shoulder. he spins around and and his eyes widen with surprise. he picks you up and sping you around
New Pics
Friends of mine, got see my new pics!
Big Green Frogs
This beautiful girl went to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looked about the store, she noticed a box full of big green frogs. The sign says: "Oral Sex" frogs! Only $20 each! -Money back guarantee!! (Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly glanced around to see if anybody was watching her and then whispered softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions very carefully." The girl nodded, grabbed the box and was quickly on her way home. As soon as she closed the door to her apartment, the girl took out the instructions and read them thoroughly, doing exactly what it said to do. 1.. Take a shower, and clean yourself "down there" thoroughly 2.. Splash on some mild, sweet smelling perfume on your body. 3.. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4.. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog "down there". She quickly showered and jumped into bed. she put the frog b
I was trying to open one of those post it note things with the plastic on it. Well I stabbed my hand real good. My weekend was almost a complete dissaster. I did pick up a friend from the airport and then on sunday fix her car. I didn't get anything in return. Well I don't want her to give me a blow job even though she's been wanting to give me one since I've known her. Anyways I hardly ever talk to her because of that. It's nice to wonder about it. But if you know you could get one. Who else has access? NOT INTERESTED! Thanks! So I am still new here to Lexington. I'm just hoping to make friends in case I'm in a fix like she was. Never know when you'll need a ride. So anyways the date I was hoping to go on saturday changed gears on me. She turned out to be an elitist. Ok I don't make tons of money hand over fist. But maybe I have money hand over fist. I don't need a gold digger anyways. So talking to other people was even more frustrating. Example; One person
Super Pussy
An old man and woman lived alone for so long and there was no sex till finally the woman snaped .... she stripped off her clothes and tied a sheet like a cape around her neck .... she ran out of the house and jumped to a stop in front of the mail man ... she yelled SUPER PUSSY ! She ran around the block and yelled as she went SUPER PUSSY ! ... she ran back in the house and into the kitchen where her husband sat ... She Yelled SUPER PUSSY ! he looked at her and then said " I will Have the Soup. " Sorry I was reminded of that by some thing .
[This was first published in January, 2003.] Our tryst began in playful exploration, gentle caresses and kisses explore new terrains and textures. Her skin was soft, silky, tasting musky sweet as my tongue darted across her neck, her breasts, her belly. She turned and savored me as I probed with longing lips and quivering anticipation for secrets deep and hot. The girl sighed, moaned; we clutched as she exploded, my own selfishness thrusting into her beckoning countenance. She tasted the reward of my desperate act and discovered she wanted more, not letting me rest or recoup but engulfing me before I could recover. I lay and enjoyed her passion, a willing slave to my lasting desires. Fair-play gave way to her own need as she craved the weight of my body, pulled me down upon her, did nothing to allow retreat when my moment of truth suddenly arrived. She took it willingly, abandoning all sense to fulfill my self-centered and cruel want; I held her down and filled her with
Wings Of Love Take Flight
Enabling wings to soar As hope springs eternally Discovering everywhere Uplifting the heart can be Wings of love take flight Floating on clouds above Anywhere is reachable Sharing your heart of love From my shore to yours Hope spreads upon wings Songs play in the heart When love blissfully sings Continuing the journeys On wings mile upon mile With hope in my heart Love makes it worthwhile "If I had a rose for every time I met someone as beatiful as you; I'd only have one rose."
Very Very Interestin
wendy sue -- [adjective]:Tasting like strawberries 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
Shirin You are like an angel, Sendt from up above, You are my little miracle, And I will treasure you with love. Some how you manage, In your own and special way, To bring out the sunshine, On a cold and rainy day. You really mean the world to me, You are my every thing, Thank you my little one, For all the joy you bring. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran
Keeping Fit
Blonde Jokes - Keeping Fit An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds. The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the whole twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
Nothings Going Right
I can't believe how awful this month has been going. It's been so damn difficult. We pretty much ran out of money at the beginning of the month. So, that has made things pretty damn difficult. Especially when PJ's calling card started running down and we couldn't recharge it. So, of course he didn't get to call very much for very long at all. I can't believe this shit. Then not that long ago, Alora ended up hurting her damn ankle. We thought that it was broken. I couldn't believe it. Thank goodness that it didn't end up being broken. It was just a small fracture that had healed over the weekend. Thank god. And, now to top it all off and to finish out the rest of this damn month, my car has broken down. I swear, nothing is going right this month. I sure wish that it would hurry up and be done and over with. I hope that nothing else ends up happening any time soon. I don't know if I can take anymore. It's becoming ridiculous. I'm really beginning to hate this shit. Thank goodness that my
Nails In A Fence.....................repost
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks,as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never
I Say A Little Prayer ~~~ Diana King (remake)
Halloween Prank.................repost
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Some Fun
Okay.. How come some guys can say all the right things at exactly the right time?? In a blink of an eye can make you blush.. and give you that feeling of being loved. Why cant every realatiship be like that. Why does it seem that you keep waiting on your true love and you know they are out there but you have to go through so much pain to get to them. I wish every day I could feel that one moment when that one special guy says the right thing at the right moment!! OKAY DANIELLE I KNOW IT IS GAY BUT SHOVE IT!! "
Hey Friends...... Just Some Venting
God this has been the worst two days ever :( First I freakin hurt myself at work.. I had a really bad fall trying to make a video for yall here on lost cherry... I was on an Indo Board at my work at the skateshop... trying to be all kool...... its like this practice board for balance training.. if you surf... and skateboard... well.... by daughter was getting ready to video me... so I was doing some practice first so I didnt look like a total idiot... and the board... flew out from under me... its pretty heavy like fifteen pounds of wood at least and it went crashing into the wall... causing a huge dent... well unfortunately I went crashing as well..... flat on my ass.... but i felt something rip in my right shoulder... as I went down..... NICE right... so been in horrible pain... for two days now... barely being able to lift my right arm... went to DR's today and got xray but they won't know for sure for a couple days.... then....... last night... my daughter and son arguing and sh
I am sitting here and it just seems that nobody is really up to talking tonight. But that is OK I can just curl up and find a movie or something to watch... :P I still love you all and hope that you have a wounderful night... ;)
I Want To Personally Thank The Veterans
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _______________
You know today is a lonely day... I have been married for 4 years today and even though my husband lives in the same house with us... He is not truely there. I am used to the sclience and the loneliness that I have but it is hard to have "special" days and not hear anything. No I love you, No how was your day, No Happy Aniversary... Nothing to fill the void that he has left inside ml soul... So I sit here and wish for some one to love me in return. But that person will never come. He just gets further away from me with every breath I take...
To Completely Dissolve.
To completely dissolve, what method is used I cannot sleep, my hands are bruised there's a hole in the wall, torn up anew one dead eye, the colour of you. To vanish for life and promise to stay away from the knowing, bird in a cage i'd give so much for the courage to go if i ask for your help, then you will know. So help me disappear or to believe in a change no way out of here that i can see or the nightmares that burn into my head at night make them disappear so i can breathe. Looked out the window twice, just to be sure that noone was standing outside the door but it's just as calm as it was before they're all gone now, not there anymore. Tia, No laughing at my poems. :/
"daddy Doms"
An Article About "Daddy Doms" by Kendra about Daddy Doms...I mentioned the term Daddy Dom in a chat room the other day and was greeted by a resounding Yuk! It got me thinking about the misconceptions surrounding this aspect of D/s. I realize most think that it involves a father/daughter relationship. That isn't quite true, Daddy/little girl is a much different level. I do not know if I can explain what I mean so I will simply talk about what a Daddy Dom is to me. First I should say that in my relationship my Dom is not my father, he is nothing like my father, and I have no need for him to replace my father. He is however my Daddy. We do not engage in age play specifically ( beyond the occasional school girl fantasy *s*) and our relationship is not based on any need to have sex with children. I am always all woman, and always a very independent woman. He does have the ability to make me feel like a little girl, however, a very cherished and sometimes needy little girl. It is a fee
The one of group that orginaly broke the rules by telling mortals about us was The Vampire Lestat, who like most of us dont like to live in the shadows as we were taught. Yes, it was bold of him to do this, but we are around all over the world. There have been several movies made about vampires, but what you see in them is not true, with a few exceptions. Crosses do not kill us, wodden stakes do harm us but not kill us, garlic is simply an old wives tale. We can be killed by fire, direct sunlight(depending on the age of the vampire) and decapitation then burned. We seek only to live our lives the way we need to. We take blood from only the evildoer and a small drink for another. We are flesh and blood but not human. We are bound to this earth bye the demon/spirit that made us what we are. Yes there are things we do miss being a vampire , like the feel of the sun on our skin or an early morning dew just as the sun rises, but by that time we have saught our resting places for the day.
More About Vampires
We survive night after night and century after century. growing older in years, but our physical appearence is the same as when we were turned/embraced. The youngest I am aware of was a girl she was no more than 9 or 10. but this is against our laws to make one so young, because they are unable to take care of themselves. It is very sad knowing what her fate was and knowing that one still cares very deeply for her. Others become mad with the power of the Dark Blood and seek either the solice of a fire or the sunlight to end there lives. The young one paid with her life for trying to kill her Maker. The following are our Laws :: 1. Each coven must have its leader and only he might order the working of the Dark Trick upon a mortal, seeing that the methods and rituals were properly observed. 2. The Dark Gift must never be given to the crippled, the maimed, or to children, or to those who cannot, even with the dark powers, survive on their own. Be it further understood that all morta
Thank You To Our Police Officers
Thank You Officers Thank You for the call, that brought you to the street, Thank You for the response, thats calms the fearful heartbeat, Thank You for the times you had to make a choice, between some personal fun, or patroling our streets, Thank You for the many times you helped just because, Thank you for the many tears you shed when you wished more could be done, Thank You for putting your life on the line, each time you show up to help stop a crime... Very few say it, its an expected job by most... Even fewer realize that it comes with a high cost... So Thank You all Officers, for heeding the call of a higher order, And selfishly giving your all for a call you believe in so highly... The tears will be rewarded one day, The fear set to rest... And Then you will truly know .. You have passed the greatest test... Thank You so much for protecting us all.. ~*~ Pixie ~*~ 10-30-06
ferretlady@ CherryTAP
I loved you with every Ounce of my being. Never guessed your eyes Could be so deceiving. Time has gone by But I still feel the burn. No longer of love, It’s hatred you’ve earned. I hate you with the fire Of a thousand burning suns. I hate you with a passion That has only just begun. If only you could understand What you’ve reduced me to. A soul devoid of feeling, A heart that’s frozen thru. A shadow of my former self, An imposter with my face. I no longer love with abandon Love’s gone without a trace. And now I hate you with every ounce of my being And all because your eyes Were so damn deceiving. By: Leah M. Baier
More Bachelor Tips - Part 2
Maybe someday I'll throw the whole bunch in here. Here's just a few more. #3 Corn chips? Vegetable group! #4 If you are planning a romantic dinner for some special lady, remember – chose a merlot or cabernet with steaks, or a chardonnay with fish. What’s my point? Always serve steak! White wine on her blouse will go unnoticed. A red wine will stain unless she takes it off immediately! #6 If you keep a comfortable silk robe around for a guest, claim that you can’t find the belt. #7 Pack lighter next trip by getting one of those belts that is different colors on each side. But remember – flipping underwear over does not work as well. #14 You can use your cable remote to access Parental Controls and block out Lifetime.
Hold On (1982) ~~~ Santana
May You Sleep Well
and awake to a
New Experiences...
This is an awesome site. Its a little overwhelming though when I 1st got in... I love it here though & I think I'll like it more the more I get to know it... But I'm always up for new experiences...
Lonely Teardrops
*Disclaimer* This was written long ago, my writing has gotten much better since then but I know if I place it on here then I can't lose it again and I can make it something I want it to be one day Lonely Teardrops Teardrops streak Down this lonely face As I sit here Longing for your embrace I know you can no longer caress me Nor can you kiss my lips Never again will I feel your soft hands Placed upon my hips All those times alone Nestled in your bed Those images I keep finding Dancing through my head I close my eyes to shut it out Yet you I plainly see I ruined it by myself It was alone only me I'll never again have the chance To whisper nothing into your ear I've chased you away again It's forever I fear We spent years together We've spent years apart I've still that place for you Hidden deep in my heart One day I'll find the strength to mend My heart will finally heal I'll let go of you Once again I'll be ready to feel
Biggest Thrill Of The Day
I got teased about "wanting to see more" by a new cherry tap friend. Yep. I am that pathetic. Still. I liked it.
OCTOBER=HOTTIE Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month,hold on to them because their one of a kind.
I am so pissed I could just scream.....with everything else that has been going on today, my daughter comes home today and tells me she needs a hug... I thought she was upset about her grandma (and she was)and she started crying really hard... she said she just got a voice mail from her ex-boyfriend saying that he was in the hospital that he tried to kill himself today and it was all her fault and told her to never call him again because she has already done enough damage and then kept saying.. "why did you have to hurt me so bad"? .. then he says I Love You, before he hangs up.....OMG... I was ready to come through the roof!!! She does (or did) still talk to him because they were still friends... or so she thought..... Why are BOYS such assholes????? especially to do that to her today.. .of all days!!!!! I am furious!!!! I told her that HE is the sick one.. and it's not her fault and he is the one that did it to himself.. NOT her... I wrote the number down that he called from an
I Love U
Every Morning ~~~ Sugar Ray
Love Song
Once in the world's first prime, When nothing lived or stirred; Nothing but new-born Time, Nor was there even a bird- The Silence spoke to a Star; But I do not dare repeat What it said to its love afar, It was too sweet, too sweet. But there, in the fair world's youth, Ere sorrow had drawn breath When nothing was known but Truth Nor was there even death, The Star to Silence was wed, And the Sun was priest that day, And they made their bridal-bed High in the Milky Way. For the great white star had heard Her silent lover's speech; It needed no passionate word To pledge them each to each. O lady fair and far Hear, oh, hear, and apply! Thou the beautiful Star- The voiceless Silence, I. ~Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Blonde Joke
Which Horror Killer Are You?
You scored as Captain Spaulding. You are Captain Spaulding. You love a good laugh, but when someone needs to die, you dont mind killing them. You hate people who dont like clowns, and feel they should die too. Infact, you just want to wreak havoc on anyone who hates clowns! Then enjoy a nice bucket of fried chicken after the daily killings!Captain Spaulding60%Hannibal Lecter50%Candyman40%Jigsaw40%Michael Myers30%Pinhead30%Jason Voorhees20%Buffalo Bill20%Freddy Krueger10%Leatherface10%Which Horror Killer
Inspirational Stories
Monday, April 24, 2006 Two Choices... Current mood: thoughtful I posted this as a bulletin, but I liked it enough to put it as a blog as well. This is exactly how I feel about life. I also added an blog entry from Roxy's Page b/c I liked it as well and was fitting. Hope you enjoy.. Take Care All. -Chris- John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... y
A True Story Of A Content!!
Love My Words A True Story about a 3 some. I was at a friends wedding enjoying a few drinks along with everyone else there. Sitting at a table talking to another guy I had known for quite a long time, when he asked “would you like to sleep with Wendy?” . Wendy was a really hot girl he had been going out with for a few years. I told him any guy in the place would if given the chance, “no I’m serious he said, go have a dance with her and ask her if she has a question she wants to ask you”. I went out and began dancing with Wendy, she looked towards her boyfriend Craig as we got closer. A few songs later a slower song came on and as we danced I held her close to myself, whispering into her ear I said “have you something to ask me, or is Craig just mucking about?”. No she said “he’s not mucking about I want to have you both, it’s my fantasy, will you help me?”. Of course I said, so would plenty of guy’s here why me?. As we danced the mood have changed, I felt her hands wande
Here Comes The Sun ~~~ Beatles
I Just Called ~~~ Stevie Wonder
Playboy Mansion
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You & ! ~~~ Stevie Wonder
2 U All!
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Getting Annoyed :(
So I'm getting pissed off with this site !! I think its just a popularity contest with everyone and theres soooo many fake ppl on here. I came here to meet new ppl and have a laugh, and there is a few genuine nice ppl here, but there's a hell of alot who except you as friend's and never speak to you !! Why do you ppl except friends requests when you have no intention of ever speaking to this person ??? It annoys me !! If a girl wants to level up or get cherry points, she simply askes "I need to level up" and within minutes her points go through the roof !! And these sexy and risque bullitins that get reposted. They get a shit load of replys, but when a guy repost something, they get left on the bullitin notice board unread ?????? Sorry for having a little rant but between this site and myspace, I don't know which one's worse !! Thanks to those who read "scouseaspen" Surgestions Welcome
Now you whisper my name You tell me you love me And then you hurt me all over Just tell me you hate me 'Cause those 'B' words, those 'A' words and 'F' words they drown me. You tell me you love me? Whisper my name Tell me you need me Stop hurting me over Don't tell me you hate me. 'Cause those 'C' words, those 'J' words and 'S' words they choke me. You tell me you love me ? You whisper my name You tell me you love me You hurt me all over Just tell me you hate me Don't use those 'C' words, those 'F' words and 'B' words to drown me. You tell me you love me?. Don't whisper my name Don't tell me you love me Let the hurting be over I think you just hate you Use those 'S' words, those 'J' words and 'A' words to crown yourself. Don't tell me you love me.
Not Even Close
scared of life.. yes its true.. life passes too slowly one day and the next way to damn fast... scared of who i am and who i will become.. Made so many mistakes already.. and i know there are far more to come.. but some of them i know i could prevent.. with a little help.. but who to ask?? and where to turn to?? and is it truely what i want? life is rough right now... with a friend dead and all.. life sucks.. wake up one morn. to think that this day will be better than the last.. only to come to find out that its not.. not even close..
Weekend In Iowa
Well, we finally made it home after our drive and time out with daddy in Iowa. It's amazing how two people can, at times, not stand each other, due to getting on each others nerves and all, can get along and miss each other so much when they are When he got to the hotel on Friday night after the kids and I got there, I can't tell you how amazing he looked! He was just so gorgeous! The kids ran out and climbed all over him and after they finally let him go, he came up to me, gave me a big hug and man, the damn tears just started coming! I was crying like a little baby...I truly did miss him! I put off going to the doctors to be released, hopefully for everything, on Wednesday..I was so wiped out due to about 3 damn days of a migraine! So, I didn't go...Troy wasn't too happy to hear that but I just couldn't get motivated, I was so worn out. Anyway, I think I handled the 8 1/2 hour drive pretty well...although I did hurt a bit afterwards but it was wor
When It Was All So Simple
I just watched the movie Groove for the first time in probably 5 years. It reminded me, in a time when I really needed to be reminded, of what it is (other than my kids and such, obviously) that is important to me. There was a time in my life that was, in retrospect, very simple. I've spent the past few years forgetting that time, and being caught up in the drudgery that is everyday life. I lost touch with part of me that I swore I'd never let go. It's time to bring it back. Do yourself a favor - find what moves you, and do something to remind yourself of it.
Dont Cha
Dont you hate it when people add you and shit as a friend and leave you comments and then you try to talk to them and they dont people are dirty pirate hookers and i really wanna punch you in public. To the people who do reply..your cool and i wanna make out with you...unless you have a penis then we can just have a nice pat on the back and a glass of scotch.
Only you Know the Truth you have made me complete you have made me whole i know i should hit delete but you have touched my soul you have lit my life you make me smile someday ill be ur wife even tho it make take awhile you give me stregth day after day you help me through the bad you take my hand and show me the way you lift my face and wipe my tears when im sad you caress me with your eyes you trace my breasts and hips you wisper sweet little lies you make me feel your finger tips you make this love feel right you never let US be wrong.. you never let me to far from your sight you wont let this go on to long.. all we have to do is be strong...
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9 Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the
~ My Second Chance ~
Although this may make no sense You are my second chance To Say everything That i always wanted to say Say the things I never had the chance to Everything was taken from me so fast In an instant i lost it all Gone Forever Without a trace to hold onto But here you stand before me Arms open so wide I will cherish every moment We spend Until the day i die You are the love i lost That could never be found You bring out the best in me Whenever your around Your tears are daggers Through my heart You are my everything For everything that you are You are my last breath I take before i sleep The first thought that is made When i awake The first sight i see When i wonder what love means Everything has been so hidden Through the last few years But here you came With the master key You bring out the best When no one else can see You are an angel Sent to rescue me From the dark shadow From within i hid You are the light That guides my way The m
Where Are True Friends When You Walk Down The Path Of Life?
A Bed Time Story
A Bedtime Story How do you do my child? I've come to wish you goodnight but you must beware now of all the things just out of sight Beware the crimson rat who lingers under your bed Beware the green monster whose come to remove thy head Beware all the demons behind every single door Beware the howling wolf who lies underneath the floor Beware the vampires with a taste for all things flesh Beware the cannibals who hunger for a corpse fresh Beware the countless worms who have come to eat your eyes Beware the large black dog who licks your blood as it dries Yes my son you beware for these creatures lurk tonight sleep with both eyes wide open but I must wish you goodnight..... Im not the author I found it on the site below by
She Said..................
"I'm not a happy woman", at least that's what she said. Was that just her way of getting me into bed? She said she was different, not like the rest, I chose to believe it, I thought her the best. All my life I'd been searching, for the other half of my soul, I knew I had found her, the one to make me whole. I'd loved her so long, forever it seemed, When we came together, it was how I had dreamed. I was wary of entering, this way of life For she had at home, with him a man. I knew it was wrong, I shouldn't be doing this But I was lost right away, from that very first kiss. We saw each other, every chance that we got When she could get away, which happened a lot. She told me she loved me, I thought it was true It made me so happy, my own love grew and grew. Then one day it happened, in fairness to me and her man She threw my love away, I was out of her life. I felt as though I was no longer complete Totally heartbroken, I had to accept defeat. A co
Words I Never Wish To Say
I look so tough outside I think I have to… Even I’m so fragile inside Keep trying to get through… I am only a man Who believes in you… Coz you’re my woman And I trust you… I gave you my love… And it’s always true… You say, ‘I love you’ But you always make me blue… Your words flow like a river… And always drag me along… Now I want to pull over… Can’t wait for long… I only want to find my true love… I thought it’s in you… I feel yours is not true… So set me free from you…
Another Rant From Foamy !
I was talking to my friend tonight... And wow... Am I really that bad??? "why don't you do anything for yourself?" Why? Becuase I don't deserve it... I really don't... I want everyone to be happy dispite what it costs me because others happiness is more important... all I kept hearing was why... and "what do you want?" It doesn't matter what I want becuase I can't have what I want... I'm never going to get what I want... and you know why? Because I wont let myself... I push everyone so far away becuase I don't want to get hurt and the times that I do well it ends up like this... Me alone... I'm not fine with that... I'm really not but I am at the same time.. .as long as everyone else is happy... so now I'm sitting here intoxicated thinking... and ya'll that's not a good thing for me... I just want everyone to be happy... I'm going to be selfish... and I'm going to go so far away that no one would even know where to find me... that no one would care... some of you say you do, but I'
You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth90%Rocker, Mosher55%Emo50%Prepy20%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev20%Skater10%Trendy10%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with
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The Jiggly Butt
Hehe,another Fun One!!
You scored as Goth. Goth56%Slut50%Loser44%Hippy25%Nerdy Girl19%Popular Bitch19%Athletic Tomboy13%Preppy Girl0%What type of girl are you?!!created with
This One Fits Me To!!
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain100%Mysterious83%Diamond Eyes33%Passion25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
This One Is So Me!!
You scored as Blood. Your turn on is blood. You adore the colour, the taste, the texture, the thickness... everything. You probably like to bite/to be bitten. Sex isn't sex without the ecstasy of blood.Biting100%Blood100%Bondage83%Whips67%Chains/Handcuffs67%Blind Folds33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
This One Is So Me!!
You scored as Shy. Your shy. Lots of people are. Please rate my quiz!!Shy50%Nice44%Fun38%Outgoing31%Dramatic25%Immature25%mean0%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with
Complete Fake: 36dblondie (58017) faking Michelle and listed on the faker list on fakersbusted: Real girl: I'm not posting her real profile links because she has so many fakers. This is from the REAL michelle, as you can see she's very much pregnant, due in a couple weeks infact. I took her myspace link off the page because she doesnt want the fakers friends on here trying to add her and get more of her pic's.
Today, Gotta Watch For Them Cars
Happy Halloween ya'll — Tuesday, October 31, 2006 Uh, I had a car run into me today. I was walking in a crosswalk, and they didn't see me somehow. It's daytime, I'm wearing a trenchcoat, have green, and pink hair with glitter in it, and they somehow didn't notice me.... I felt the car touch my leg, and then felt it start to keep going, so I jumped out of the way. I took a poli sci test today. I'm pretty sure I did excellent. There was one or two I may have missed, but overall, I did good. I went to a friend's house and watched the Rocky Horror Picture show. It was monday home evening.... We ate meatloaf and rice. We watched people spin fire, and then watched the movie. It was a fun crowed. It was the first time I had seen the movie. It was long, and I was sick of it by the end. I don't watch movies much anymore, and have a short attention span for even good movies. I get anxious sitting in a theatre for all that time. It was ok though. I had a shot of whisky
The Baby With 8 (repost)omg Too Funny
The baby with 8 (repost)omg too funny Buried at HAPPY HALLOWEENIE
Have A Happy Halloween, And A Blessed Samhain!!
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I Changed My Name!!!!
My name that appears is now Twisted Angel...was Beautifully Broken!! Just wanted to give you all a heads you are wondering. HUGS!! ~Manda~
A Moment Of Clarity!!
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My First Time Going Clubbing
was weird and intersting! just got back from the club and staying at my sisters house right now! it was intersting we got there and i was kinda like i really wanted to have a boyfriend to go with because basicly everyone had a date and i felt kinda left out but i got to hang on eric all night lol! yah we (my sister and i) got to dance one time to nine inch nails! i basicly sat in the down stairs bar area and watched hell boy most of the night! my sister ex was kinda stalking me when i was there which buged me but i got over it! but yah it was hella funny at the club there was really cute guy and well my sister dared me to go up to him and ask him i can slap his ass and he said no and then i grapped my friend eric who was dressed up like caption jack and well i said to him well i hottie guy who looks like johnny depp and well all cracked up and then i ran into this other guy he was cute too and well ran his hand down my back and place his hand on my butt and well i slapped his ass an
Cherry Points
Wondering about cherry points, they go up and down cherry points to go for example were 870, then i rated a profile and a picture, then my to go points were 904
Some Bands I've Toured/worked With
Some But Not All Bands I've Toured With: Metallica,Limp Bisket,Linkin Park,Mudvane,Deftones,Rollin Stones,Allison Kraus,Kenny Chesney,3 Doors Down,Ted Nugent,Steve Perry/Journey,Greatful Dead Some But Not All The Bands I've worked with: Aerosmith,Alabama,Andy Griggs,Apex Theory,Beastie Boys,Bett Milder,Billy Joel,Billy Idol,Bob Dlyan,Black Label Society,Blink 182,CCR,Cher,Cindy Lauper,Creed,Dave Mathews,David Gray,Eagles,Elton John,Fleetwood Mac,George Strait,George Clinton,Good Charlotte,Hooberstank,311,Kelly Clarkson,Keith Urban,Lil Bow Wow,Lynyrd Skynyrd,Marshal Tucker,Maroon 5,Nelly,Otep,Ozzy,Phil Vasser,Snoop Dog,Reba,Red Hot Chilli Peppers,Sean "Puffy" Combs,Santana,Selena,Tom Petty,Wide Spread Panic,Ziggy Marley Movies I've Been A Part of: Greased Lighting with Richard Pryor TV Show's I've Been A Part of: Dinner & A Movie,Cartoon Network,Turner Classic Movies,Movie & A Makeover,WWE/WWF
About Me
Regardless of what you may feel or know about me,I want you to know from me that I am here only to be your friend & that is all I ever wanted from you.I value all my friends and I am truly blessed as well as thankful for having each one of ya as my friends.I think my Creator,the "Great Spirit",the "Manatoo" for providing me with so many great friends to love,cherish & adore. I did not come here to search,seek & find love as love has always been there for me,all around me,I just had to open my eyes and realize this.Love is all around each of us,we just have to stop and open our eyes to see the glory of it all,and that my friend is the beauty of it. I have always lived a very un-normal life,but yet a very exciting one to say the least.Sometimes,I flirt with danger,flying by the seat of my pants,never even knowing where or when I'll be somewhere or when I'm even come'n home,but I am so blessed & thankful for everything to me. After my divorce in Sept 2001,losing my Fa
Where Are You??!!??
Fried Oysters
1 pint standard oysters, drained 3/4 cup self-rising flour or pancake mix 1 teaspoon baking powder salt and pepper to taste 1/2 cup evaporated milk vegetable oil, enough to fill frying pan 1 - 1 1/2 inch deep Combine flour, baking powder, salt, and pepper. Stir milk into mixture to make a batter. Add oysters without liquor to the batter and coat thoroughly. Remove individual oysters with a fork and drop into hot oil in frying pan. (The oil is ready when a drop of water spatters upon contact with it.) Oysters will puff a few seconds after hitting the hot oil. Fry the puffs on both sides until golden. Yield: 30 to 40.
Mixed Connective Tissue Disease This Is What I Have
What is Mixed Connective Tissue Disease (MCTD)? A few decades ago, scientists discovered that patients with a connective tissue disease had symptoms of both lupus, scleroderma, myositis, etc. These diseases are called ‘overlap-syndromes’. In 1969 Sharp and his co-workers found out that there is one specific type of overlap-syndrome with symptoms of lupus, scleroderma, myositis and rheumatoid arthritis, together with a large quantity of antibodies against one specific antigen, namely U1RNP. They believed it to be a distinct disease entity and called it MCTD. Meanwhile, it is known that Sjogren’s Syndrome is very common in MCTD. It is still a matter of debate whether or not this disorder is diverse from the other overlap-syndromes. In general, however, this disorder is considered a distinct clinical entity. Most important symptoms Raynaud’s phenomenon Is basically always present in the early phase of the disease, mostly without other symptoms at the level of the fingers, unle
Slave Vs Sub
The difference between a submissive and a slave is not always clear cut and is often the subject of controversy within the lifestyle. In general, a submissive maintains a certain distance from her Master and retains some freedoms and a slave gives her all as well as her freedoms to her Master. This discussion is about what elements make a submissive or a slave. They may not necessarily agree with what a person calls themselves. Often one finds individuals that call themselves a slave, when a submissive would be a better title and sometimes one sees a person described as a submissive that is more akin to a slave. I am not sure that the term Total Power Exchange (TPE) can be applied to a consensual slave. In normal cases, it seems impossible to have a TPE in a real world non forced slavery relationship and it is unusual in forced slavery cases. TPE seems to involve fantasy more than reality. In a true TPE relationship, it would mean that any order a Dominant could think of woul
D/s Vs Gor
D/s vs Gor We have often times heard people say that D/s is not Gor. Just because a person is Gorean does not mean they have to be into D/s. To be of Gor, one must only possess the beliefs and practices that are present in the Gorean philosophy. And just because one owns a slave, that does not mean that they practice the Gorean protocol. A person can be Gorean without owning a slave. In fact, there are actually very few slaves on the planet Gor. The majority of people are freepersons. It is the behavior and preferences that a person exhibits and practices that makes them Gorean. Of course here on Earth, almost all Doms, Gorean or otherwise seem to have slaves or are looking to own one. But the Gor Masters do not consider themselves simply practicing D/s. A Gorean slave, or kajira, is owned property, not a submissive. In D/s, the Master/slave relationship is the deepest level of commitment and trust. The slave is owned completely and submits to her Master, body, mind and
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Agree Or Not - This Is A Powerful Statement!
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. __________________________ Yo
A Pirates Life For Me
Saturday, October 28, 2006 Yo ho..Yo ho.. A Pirates life for me!! Current mood: drained Andy's sister's halloween party was tonight..... Scavanger hunt around the huge yard w/ lit jars everywhere. Tons of cool stops. A LOT of work was put into it. Lots of fun! A booze dig in sawdust....catch phrase......booze...and more. It was a great time. Unlike my normal self...I didnt take any pictures. Maybe if I can convince Andy to go to Old World 3rd with me Tuesday night for some barhopping I will take some pictures. Nothing like being hungover for moving day!!!
What Women Want
The people that created the movie titled "What Woment Want" with Mel Gibson thought they knew what they were talking about and that they had it all right. What do women really want? This one is for all the ladies! List 100 things you want out of a guy in a relationship. Don't be shy! Say it loud and proud! Theres no point in hiding what you want!! 100 Things Women Want 1. A guy who won't cheat 2. A guy who won't lie unless it is TRULY for the better good of everyone. 3. A guy who can make me laugh 4. A guy who will not make me cry. 5. A guy who will go out of his way to do sweet things for me because I am sad 6. A guy who Truly cares 7. A guy who loves me for me 8. A guy who can put up with my crazyness 9. A guy who can put up with my stubornness 10. A guy who can put up with my temper 11. A guy who will never forget my birthday 12. A guy who will ALWAYS remember our anniversary 13. A guy who isn't afraid of commitment 14. A guy who is
Me Again
Random Things About The Dragon
More Insite as to who the Dragon is Enjoy. TEN Random Things About Me: 10. I snore when I sleep. The deeper my sleep the louder the snore. 9. I awake very easily if I feel threatened. 8. Work is what I live for. 7. I truly believe in Karma and Yin and Yang. 6. I dream on owning a Movie theatre that shows Asian Films and Anime. 5. I want to own a house that has a large enough basement to have a Mini Movie theatre in it. 4. I’ve had my car for almost 4 years and I still wont let anyone else drive it. 3. I feel no emotions at all when at a funeral of a loved one. 2. Some might say I’m very Over protective of various members of my family and friends. 1. I sometimes feel like I’m not living up to my potential. NINE ways to win my heart: 9. Don’t try to take advantage of me. 8. Honesty 7. Can hold your own in a conversation of many different topics. 6. Love to hold hands and cuddle. 5. Don’t try to change everything about me. 4. Get along with my inner circle of friends
The Disappearing Act
Hey all!! Sorry for the myspace copied blog posts. I havent had much time to ge around to there and here soo..I picked myspace. I know...Im a traitor. Anyways....I want to apologize for not being on to comment and write genuine lc blogs, but I am in the process of moving and busting my ass trying to get promoted so....its been hectic. So...I move out tomorrow. I want you all to know I may not be on for a few days because I wont have internet hooked up at my new casa for a while. Ha Ha!! Casa de DJ Shorty is not a true casa w/o the net, but I will have to deal till then. So...make sure that I am bombed by comments and stuff the next time I come on!!! I will probably be on tonight to write a shit load of blogs to keep ya somewhat busy while I am gone. Now.....Don't cry guys! I will miss you all too!!
Happy Samhain
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Happy Halloween
Real Friends
Well i have posted two bullentins asking all of you to go see my halloween pics but no one has read them or reposted them wth i do it for you guys so why not for me. Man if you guys are friends then prove it....
I opened the door.firstmistake. I washed my skin with hard water and cast my pearls to swine. She asked if i were having the time of my life. i said Yes. i had a bouqet of dried leaves. She asked again if i were going out tonight. I did not have a stitch to wear. I ate from the garden and thought of the immense world of night and how hot yellow eats blue white future. So, as the larvae says to the spider i spat digestive fluid as words! to cast swine off as diamond. Who was right? doesn't matter. I was left again.lastmistake.
Damn Cat
My kitten Kiki is from hell....I just know it!!! She's mean and evil!! She won't mind, and likes to attack without warning! Just walkin' on by trying to get to the coffee pot, and she pounces and bites!! Or, another favorite of hers is to jump up and use my legs as a human slide!! And, don't even open a beer in front of her! She will do her best to drink more of it than you can. Waiting on her to cut her mouth. I'm sure she just sits around and thinks of ways to cause more turmoil and mayhem!! And, if you leave the house, you're in trouble!! She takes this as sign of abandonment, and WILL be waiting by the door to slap your ass or any other part of your body she can get too, to prove she is the master!! I'm thinking of changing her name to Lucifer, Satan, or, The Master of All Things Dark and Evil!! I'm going to let her at the door tonight when all the little cookie crunchers come over begging for my candy!!! Bet they won't come back!! She's being expecially hateful today....guess
Well I Have To Work
But if all of you want to know my halloween pics are in my Halloween Pics blog and i hope some of you actually go and see them they are cute but if you dont want to then i guess i dont have to do anything for you but i dont mean to be a bitch but i really like all of you and i would like the same respect i give all of you. I repost your bullentins and rate your blogs and pics you can do the same....
Please Read If You Are A Friend Of Mine..
My friends list is getting to be a list of random people whom i never speak to.. I'm going to delete a few from it, not to offend but so I can concentrate on the people I get on with.. If you want to be my friend, please message me or contact me somehow.. Thanks and Happy halloween P xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm Back
What a wonderful, relaxing vacation it was. I spent most of the week in the heated pool or the hot tub, just what I needed. I did miss all of you very much. Hope all is well.
It's My Birhtday
finaly it's my birthday and i'm happy that it is here, now i can get on with my day with a cheer. horray horray my day is here so come and show me some love thanks everyone, hope you all have a good day i know i will.heheh *huggs* and *kisses*
The Girl In The Woodby
The Girl in the Woodby I was just eighteen that day so long ago when I saw her. I was wild, in my own way. A loner, never fitting in with the crowd at school, as far back as I could remember. Grade school had been boring to me. The things the others had to struggle to grasp came easily to me. Every teacher told my mother the same thing; I could be at the head of my class, if I would only apply myself. But there were no double promotions in that school system back then; I was going to be there for the whole twelve years of school, so why bust my butt? I did the work that would get me by each year, and spent the rest of my time enjoying myself. My parents had divorced when I was a baby, and both remarried, my father before my mother. I stayed with her parents, my grandma and grandpa, until she remarried. Since they lived in an outlying area, there were no other children my age around, except at school. So my loner streak started early.By the time I was eighteen in 1965, I was almo
My Niece, My Love
My Niece, My Love At the age of 21 she was a stunning beauty: well proportioned, dark and big eyes, full lips, beautiful and firm bust, and lovely black tresses. When she looked at you, she turned you on totally. It was an enigmatic mix of come-hither and touch-me-not looks. She looked so naive and vulnerable that you felt protective of her. She was young and innocent and indeed 20 years my younger. I had seen her at her parents' house in Agra when she was wearing her mother's black cardigan. She had looked like an actress, nay, a sex goddess. Afterwards, I had tried not to fantasize about her when I played with my cock at nights but her feelings overwhelmed me so much that whilst cumming I had lately taken to call out her name loudly, "Oh, Kajol, I love you, I love you I want you so muuchcch..." I had noticed that whenever I masturbated thinking about her, the power and quantity of my cum was more. I often wondered if it had anything to do with Kajol being
What Body Part I'm Most Attracted To...
You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.Butt67%Boobs67%Face67%Abs/Stomach33%Penis0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with
Vote Fpr Me
OK guys my family member "cll them how yousee them" has a contest on his profile pics and of course I am on there!! please go to his profile and vote for me!! I need all the votes
Old People
Happy Halloween
Well In my country the Halloween day is not a tradiction but
Lets Bake Some Soul Cakes!
In dark ages Europe, an early form of a Halloween custom called "souling" used to take place, an early precursor to today's ‘trick or treat'. On November 2, All Souls Day, early Christians would walk from village to village begging for "soul cakes" made out of square pieces of bread topped with currants. In return, they would say prayers on behalf of the dead relatives of the givers. At the time, it was believed that the dead remained in Purgatory after death and that prayer could hasten their passage to Heaven. The soul cakes would be shared with the beggar's family, and prayers would be said for the deceased. Failure to give these "treats" usually resulted in a "trick" being played on the homeowner.....and thus we have "trick or treat!" Now, this is an adapted recipe. No one wrote down "one cup of sugar" it was "a handful" or "a pinch." Also, the yeast was taken from brewing ale, not the package we now buy in the store....but this is pretty close! Enjoy!! 6 cups sifted all
Trick Or Treat
Today is Halloween and i'm going to play lazy all day because tonight i'm sure my daughter will run my legs off going from house to house , but I know she will have lots of fun and that's all that counts . Everyone play safe ! Happy Halloween ! Oh Baby don't worry I didn't forget you , I Love You and to you Happy Samhain ! ~ Kristi ~
Nickelback Follow You Home Lyrics
Well you can dig me up a grave And try and stick me in the ground Well you can tie me to the bed And try and beat me half to death But you can never keep me down Well you can stick me in a hole And you can pray all day for rain You can shoot me in the leg Just to try to make me beg And you can leave me there for days [CHORUS] And I'll stay alive Just to follow you home And I will survive 'Cause you're my Mississippi Princess You're my California Queen Like the Duchess of Detroit And every city in between You can slap me in the face You can scream profanity Leave me here to die alone but I'll still follow you home I'll still follow you home You can make a couple calls And tell your brothers I'm in town Put a bounty on my head And tell my parents that I'm dead And hope to hell I'm never found You can steal me the keys To your daddy's Cadillac You can tamper with the brakes Call it a mistake And pray I'm never coming back [CHORUS] You can dig me
Arse About Face
Ok so i learnt a valuable lesson today.... Sometimes you need to remember what it is that is important to you and sometimes you need to decide what is important to you.. And then there are other days whn you have no hope of making that fucking decision no matter what it is that you think you want.....!!!! So im gonna keep me mouth shut.... An try and be the friend I should have been.... And maybe just maybe something can be worked out that allows everyone to have part or whole or none of what they want.... I love being cryptic tis normally sooo much fun... But there s only one angel who has the slightest chance of knowing what the fuck im going on about.... Im sorry if i was an idiot and never knew when to keep my mouth shut.... But you'll always be a special yummy mummy in my heart.... And I hope that I ve taught you some things like you've taught me.... And on that note I dread to think what everyone else is gonna think about my first and probably only blog but bugg
Halloween Pfft.
I got woke up by one of the idiots this morning right. So they walk in my room and start singing happy halloween, like fucking morons and start throwing candy corn at me. Ima stabb them. So i get up and sit in the middle of my bed with the most evil face ever just glarring at them. And Timmy goes you look so cute this morning and comes over sits down and starts giving me fucking NUGGIES!!!! I was gonna kill him lmao. Then the other asshole got on the other side and started tickling me hahahahah so i punched him and he started screaming rape. So my mom came in and just started laughing at us. Ima kick them bitches in the face before the day is done. Haha. This is going to be a long day. And my ass is sore man. Dont sit on cold concreate at 3 am in a Skirt! It ends up being REALLY cold. Haha. < 333 Anyway. Take care ya'll.
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Happy Halloween Everyone!
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
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I Wonder...
Ignorant Bliss Is there such a thing? What is a tortured soul? I think I know. If I had a choice Would it really have made a difference? Is ignorant bliss, Or a living death? Is a Tortured soul Truly living? I wonder...
Old And New
sit and drink and think of you wonderin what to do cant believe this years gone by boy time sure does fly Im on the porch rain is comin thru gonna get myself a new tattoo and try livin my life again soon the old one will end I got somethin in my head im like a book youve already read im just thinking of you and what the hell am i supposed to do If you cant see in me the man you want me to be then i guess you better get along and ill keep movin on but if put a litte faith in me ill be that man you want to see and ill keep you safe at night and be the one to hold you tight and take away your pain and be the sunshine in your rain
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I am laughing at myself cause it has been awhile since i have been on this site, and always new things to see and look at. Well Help a gal out with Kisses to everyone!!!!
The term Halloween, and its older spelling Hallowe'en, is shortened from All-hallow-eve, as it is the evening before "All Hallows' Day"[1] (also known as "All Saints' Day"). The festival of All Saints, also sometimes known as "All Hallows," or "Hallowmas" ("hallows" meaning "saints," and "mas" meaning "Mass"), is a feast celebrated in their honour. All Saints is also a Christian formula invoking all the faithful saints and martyrs, known or unknown. In the Catholic Church, it is one of the Holy Days of Obligation "In the Roman Catholic Church, Holy Days of Obligation or Holidays of Obligation, less commonly called Feasts of Precept, are the days on which, as (canon 1247 of the Code of Canon Law) states, the faithful are obliged to participate in the Mass. Moreover they are to abstain from those works and affairs which hinder the worship to be rendered to God, the joy proper to the Lord’s day, or the suitable relaxation of mind and body. " The Western Christian holid
Chat Up Lines That Almost Never Work!!...part.1
Cant beilive 3 men went out an actually tred using these lines over the course of a month. 11421 atempts, and only 23 sucessful, read them you'll see why Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I? Do you take it up the ass? Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? Fancy a fuck? Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a s
How Naughty R U?
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice
What Would You Say....
Say today was the last day of everything..... The world ended and you found yourself standing toe to toe with St. Peter himself. As he sat there and read the bad things you did, could you tell him "At least I made someone smile every day." Could you say "I helped people I never met in a bad situation." Could you say "I did everything I could." Could you say you meant what you said in all honesty?
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What Is A Yankee?
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because th ey have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was
Remembering My Mom In A Way She Would Want
Ok. Why is this guy writing this..... I need to say something that's why. For my entire life, I have always been a gentleman. I open doors for people, say "Hi" to strangers as I pass them on the street, never hit females and care about people I don't even know. I try to be nice to people I don't like. I fight the urge to pound some guys face in that mistreats his girlfiend because they ask me not to. Now why am I writing this.... I suppose it was a bulletin I saw on the board. My mom raised me properly and deserves EVERYONE'S respect for that. She is the reason I am who I am. She was a strong person who fought MS for over four years before finally succumbing to it. She was stubborn and set in her ways, but her final gesture to the world was to donate her spine and brain to MS research in the hopes it could help in finding a cure. Now the main reason I am writing this. the bulletin said to tell the people you care about that you love them. My mom and I were VERY m
Picto Personality Test
The Picto-Personality TestYou are a person who lives in the moment and is passionate about whatever and whoever you love.When alone, you let it all hang out and ignore every social convention.You are laid back. Anything goes, with you.In the future you will have a good family life and lots of friends.Take this Test at
The Picto-personality Test
The Picto-Personality TestYou are a person who is very ambitious, and constantly thinking of ways to further your own goals.When alone, you are introspective. You constantly reflect on your life and the world.You are intelligent. You use your time to its fullest potential and will go very far in life.In the future you will have a good family life and lots of friends.Take this Test at
Patriots Now 6-1......
Now 6-1 and the real test coming Sunday night against Indy... This should be a great game and have more viewers than the entire world series... LMAO... Pats # 1
What Does Your Blood Type Say About You?
Type O People with O type blood are brave, outgoing, fun, courageous and confident. You are very popular and make friends easily. You also are very attention grabbing, and people always notice you. 'What does your blood type say about you?' at
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'what Is Your Synonym?
Crissy's synonym -- absurd (... as in cool!) 'What is your synonym?' at
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What Historical Figure Are You?
You are Catherine the Great. You are very intelligent and a socialist. It is very important to you that all people be treated equally in a society. You are able to fully comprehend social problems and you are outspoken when it comes to dealing with them. Take this quiz at
The Origins Of Emotions
Does this mean I have permission to get a new man every four years Stumbled across this as well, you can read some more of the chapters by clicking on the link below. The Origins of Emotion by Mark Devon The following are excerpts from the book: “Maternal love stops when a child is 33 months old. Mothers maximize their reproduction by focusing on the next child when the current child can feed itself. By 33 months, children can feed themselves if food is available. They can walk and their first set of teeth have completed eruption.” “Men only love a woman for 42 months, which covers 9 months of gestation and 33 months of post-natal care. Both sexes maximize reproduction by starting a new reproductive cycle with a new partner when a child can feed itself.” “Revenge encourages victims of rule breaking to always retaliate, whether it helps them or not. The more victims retaliate, the fewer rule breakers there are. The fewer rule breakers there are, the more ef
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What Will Your Epitaph Say?
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In Honor Of Stupid People
In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
I need advice.... What do you all do to keep from stressing? I have been stressed out lately. I use to not get stressed out as much. But since I have moved I have been so stressed. RB
Chinese Proverb
If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, There will be peace in the world.
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Only One Parachute
You are one of two people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute: Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die in the jump anyway. Optimist: you refuse the parachute because people have survived jumps just like this before. Procrastinator: you play a game of Monopoly for the parachute. Bureaucrat: you order them to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use in melti-engine aircraft under corde red conditions. Lawyer: you charge one parachute for helping them sue the airline. Doctor: you tell them you need to run more tests, then take the parachute in order to make your next appointment. Sales executive: you sell them the parachute at top retail rates and get the names of their friends and relatives who might like one too. Internal Revenue Service: you confiscate the parachute along with their luggage, wallet, and gold fillings. Advertiser: you strip-tease while singing that what they need is a neon parachute with computer altimete
'what Is Your Theme Song?
Your Theme Song:"Hey Jude" - The Beatles 'What is your theme song?' at
Predominant Emotion Test
Your dominant emotion is LOVE Your dominant emotion is Love. You tend to always find the best in people and give all people the benefit of the doubt. You love your friends and family and they are what drive you. Take this quiz at
Vagina Fun Facts
> Vagina Fun Facts > > Fun facts about women's private parts and sensuality. > > Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches. > Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet. > Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall. > Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction. > Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4 inches long and 1 inches diameter. > Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length. > Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet. > Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference. > Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts. > Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man. > Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions. > Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long. > > It's A Fact! > The vagina and the eye are self
Mother Teresa
Simle at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your childern, smile at each other- it doesnt matter who it is- and that will help you to grow up in the greater love of each other.
Flat Belly
Flat Belly A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." (repost of original by 'Venom' on '2006-10-31 09:15:56') (repost of original by 'alegria' on '2006-10-31 11:02:05') (repost of original by 'Lady Aurora' on '2006-10-31 11:29:10') (repost of original by '¢¾ Ronins BabyGurl ¢¾' on '2006-10-31 11:53:36')
Chocolate Indulgence
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 12 servings, 1 wedge each 1 pkg. (6 squares) BAKER'S Bittersweet Baking Chocolate 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter 4 eggs 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup flour PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Microwave chocolate and butter in large microwavable bowl on HIGH 2 minutes or until butter is melted. Stir until chocolate is completely melted; cool to room temperature. BEAT eggs and sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until thickened. Add chocolate mixture; stir with wire whisk until well blended. Add flour; stir until well blended. Pour into greased and floured 9-inch round cake pan. BAKE 30 minutes or until center is set. Cool 5 minutes; remove from pan. Cool completely on wire rack. Cut into 12 wedges to serve. Size It Up Enjoy this indulgent dessert on occasion. One serving goes a long way on chocolate flavor. Nutrition (per serving) Calories 280 Total fat 19g Saturated fat 10g Cholesterol 100
Happy Holloween!
A Bunch Of Bs!! know what really kicks me in the ass? I am truly a sucker...I am not afraid to admit it. But it wont happen again. I try to be nice and I am, but make me look like a fool or play me for a fool, you will be the one that is the fool. Do people really think that I cant see through their games? Believe me I can manipulate with the best of them. However, I do not like to treat people like that. I have figured out one thing that is so obvious to every woman out there, that men want one thing and we all know what that is. They will pursue and pursue until they get it and once they get it no matter how long the chase was, they drop out of sight. Mmmmm....hasnt quite happened to me, but I will tell you I am not stupid and if I dont come out and tell you straight up how I feel about you, more than likely I am not attracted or interested, I am just being nice. Do I lead people on? To be honest, maybe...but I do consider myself to be sincere with everyone I speak with. I guess I am tired
Boys Are Like...
This one's defiantly for the girls. I came up with this design after begging and begging my husband to get off the computer, lay down the PS2 controller and just quit playing those games (the begging hasn't worked yet)! "Boys are like video games, we never get tired of playing them" is the wording sandwiched between bunches of hibiscus flowers. The design remains very feminine while expressing our desire to get what we want using our feminine wiles. The design is available of a selection of ladies tees and in various colors (featured here on a ladies ringer t in subtle pink), all of which can be found at the online store DeXine Graphic Concepts. Oh and ladies, don't buy this shirt for yourself... make a man buy it for you!
Voting Season Sucks.
turtle@ CherryTAP Is anyone else out there annoyed withh all the adds, posters, phone calls...etc from politicians. Christ they get enough of or money now they want to ruin our scenery, waste our time with their bullshit lies...The only difference between a politician and a convict is that the convict is in jail. From the president on down to local gov't. Its all bullshit. I am just irritated with all the shit they spew. I love this country but i would love to see this bullshit gov't party disappear. Put People who have actually earned what they have in office so at least they have some sort of idea what the people feel ,want, need. I dont need some cocksucking silverspoon fed richboy telling me what my morals should be or what I need. If you have earned your money By working for it I have all the respect in the world for you. If you are an asskissing yesman who has been givin everything in life and don't know haw to earn it then you probably don't understand any of this. If you a
Your Dreams Can Cum True
Your Dreams Can Cum True by kracked_kerouc © This story is a work of fiction. The names have been changed to protect the innocent from my fantasies. I've been friends with Bill and Gina ever since High School. They had just recently moved in to a nice condo together. Since Gina worked near my office, I usually would catch a ride with her and hang out at their house. Well, since this was like every other day, we were hanging out smoking some joints, and watching TV. Now Gina isn't ugly, but she ain't no super model either. Pretty face, huge tits, and thick (I don't mean fat, she doesn't have rolls, but she's not skinny either). She was wearing these fuck me boots and a skirt, since we had just gotten off of work. Bill, of course, was playing video games when we came in, considering he was home from work for like an hour already. Well, as usual, they started mildly fighting with each other about some BS. "You know, your such a dick to me," Gina said from the kitchen. She w
"CLOWNS" Alone at midnight no one in sight, As I lay in bed gripping my pillow tight. As I close my eyes and try not to fret, I let out my air and take a deep breath. Try not to think of what might be, can't go to sleep Clowns will eat me!. A wicked soul with a painted face,lauhging and looking for a taste. Must stay awake please let me be, can't go to sleep Clowns will eat me! As I doze off my dreams filled with bliss, interupted by the Wicked Clowns kiss. He takes my hand and guides me to Haties, where dead souls and flesh look like red gravy. I tremble inside with great fear, crying and screaming "get me out of here!". I wake up in a bloody pool of sweat, not knowing what might be comming next. I get up gingerly and take a look around, nothing to me here but blood on the ground. Nothing in my room seems out of place, I go back to bed everything erased. Now back to sleep again feeling free, cant go to sleep Clowns will eat me!.....................................Nig
A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive identification. That task fell to George's two friends, Joe and Al. Joe: "He's burnt pretty bad, all right. Roll him over." Joe looked at the dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain't George." Thinking the incident strange, the mortician straightened up the body and said nothing. He brought in Al. Al: "Wow, he's burnt to a crisp. Roll him over." Again, "Nope, that ain't George." Mortician: "How can you tell?" Al: "George had two assholes." Mortician: "What? How could he have two assholes?" Al: "Everybody knew George had two assholes. Whenever the three of us would go into town you'd hear people say, "Here comes George with those two assholes!"
Brothers In Blood
Brothers in Blood In my darkest hour with my soul devoured, Rise and fight defend our tower. Inflict the wrath brothers, Side by side we fight and conquer. Just another victem lost in the night. Drag our souls in the evilist of mud, fight for that wich we love. Determend not to fall, the writtings on the wall. Heeding our masters call. So many times we have been here before, crushing down our enemeis door. The bond of Blood can not be broken, The Brothers in Blood have spoken. Choose not to hear our words and cary on, Your life is in danger ,you dont have very long. So come our puppets once and for all, hear our screams Blood Brothers call...............Night Shadows LLC Copywrite2006 This ones for u Bro!
I've often wondered, what would it be like to be the underside of a leaf? The rain would not wash your face The dew is the only relief The sun can shine, and you can stretch, reaching for the sky But the rays of light, without wind for flight Are things that would pass you by Like many times in life that are overlooked in haste There has to be a purpose, What is there I can embrace? Sun and rain is blocked, a haven for the small I am shelter and safety An oasis, not a thrall Life's plan is a bigger picture, a reason and rhyme to be I am real and I exist For others, not always for me
Eternal Damnation
Eternal Damnation Such a beautiful place dark with webs. Controled emotoins I must be free. Rip my tombstone off, let me bleed. Dark fallen creatures of the night, stand with me and fight. Open ur eyes u shall see. Come and take of me. Silent whispers echo my name through the cracked walls of this cave. Symphony of brimstone, I feel ur fire, daywalkers Empire. Infinate misery welcomes me back, nails painted black. Ears peirced with gypsy rings, Hearing only one thing. Worship me I'm your King. Upon this throne I sit, with wine and blood I spit. Invite your soul to my domain, share this cast down pain. Into your soul, swallowed whole. Its the time of the dead, take heed and follow, time is hollow. Indeed I need torture, spreading death now airborne, carefull your web is torn. Agnostic masses once obsessed, drive my hunger in excess. Bounty now full, spiritual undertow. Eternal Hell I live, got something to give. Persistance of time, truly divine. Agony is the
Gods Plan
Gods plan wasnt for us to be together when you called Gods plan was to open my eyes to who you really are I guess I was just seeing what I wanted to see in those rare moments when I thought you were a better person You will just continully break my heart You will just continully break my sons heart You cant think of anyone other than yourself No one comes before you not even your son So, i am in mommy protection mode Time I stopped thinking of what we want and started thinking of what we need And what we do not need is someone who is just going to play games with our emotions as you have done Goodbye you missed your exit on Life's highway
I Got A Lil Laugh Outta That One
A costume party is planned with the theme: "Dress as an Emotion." On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says, "I'm green with envy." The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink!" A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit! What emotion have you come as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party!" A couple of minutes later, the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two guys from New York, stark naked, one with his p*nis stuck in a bowl of custard, and the other, with his p*nis stuck in a pear. The host is re
Black On Black With A Little Black
Black on Black w/a little Black Silence is Black,.............that is of my soul. swimming in nothingness and getting lost. The light scourches me, where's my shadow varmen? Into the sun return as ash. Spread me out, branch out behind the pain. Anguish and suffering unto the weak. Take me to that Black plane. The wicked never rest. Reserve me , preserve me, take me inn. My pale skin, Black eyes, frayed thoughts of destruction. Anxious for night fall, never comes quick enough.Wake me not my sanity. Leave me to my own existance now, be gone,my sweet Black. I thirst of pure blood, Black and Blue, drop my soul a taste. Siphen till dry. Baptize me in dissaray. I kill you and your dreams tonight, begin new death. Drenching rain of pain, feel it cleanse the holyness. My eyes see what i want them to, I just dont want them to see you like this squirming, writhing little creature.......find your way home..the Dark one has spoken so it shall be................................
There is a story about Dr. William Tufts Brigham, who spent many years studying the Huna religion in Hawaii. Dr. Brigham had hired a group of natives to climb a mountain. One of them, a fifteen year old boy, came from a village wherein the local Kahuna (like a shaman or witchdoctor) hated the "white men" and had placed a standing death curse on anyone who would assist the white men. During the voyage, the boy became very ill, weak and cold. The other natives in the group asked Dr. Brigham to redirect the death curse, as he allowed the natives to think of him as a powerful Kahuna. Dr. Brigham relented and stood over the boy. He implored the spirits to leave the boy alone. He debated to the spirits that the boy was an innocent and that the one who sent them should be punished. The next morning, the Kahuna who had originally cast the death curse was found dead. See The Secret Science Behind Miracles by Max Freedom Long for a more detailed relating of the story. This is but one of many
Corporate Zodiac
Astrology tells us about people and their future by their time, date and location of birth. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of a person's birth. Demographics tell us what others like, dislike, whom they voted for, as well as what they buy and what they watch on television. The Corporate Zodiac goes a step further: simply by an individual's job title, people can pretty much learn about an employee's hidden personality traits. MARKETING: You are ambitious, yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing - which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales. SALES: Laziest of all the Corporate Signs, often referred to as a "marketer without a degree". You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid all contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture". You seek admiration for you
The Soldier Harvey Andrews In a station in the city a British soldier stood Talking to the people there if the people would. Some just stared in hatred, and others turned in pain And the lonely British soldier wished he was back home again. "Come join the British Army!" said the posters in his town "See the world and have your fun come serve before the Crown." The jobs were hard to come by and he could not face the dole So he took his country's shilling and enlisted on the roll. For there was no fear of fighting, the Empire long was lost. Just ten years in the army getting paid for being bossed. Then leave a man experienced a man who's made the grade, A medal and a pension some memories and a trade. Then came the call for Ireland as the call had come before, Another bloody chapter in an endless civil war. The priests they stood on both sides the priests they stood behind. Another fight in Jesus's name the blind against the blind. The soldier stood between
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The sounds of the storm began to fade away as Jesse slipped further off to sleep. Suddenly her eyes shot wide open, she rolled over and stared blankly at the red, glowing face of her alarm clock. "2am, I've only been asleep for 2 hours." She thought. Jesse was excited about today. Today was her birthday. She would be 13 and couldn't wait for her party. Dwelling in her excitment, Jesse drifted off to sleep once agian. The sun slowly crept into her room, warming everything it touched. Jesse woke up, stretched out over her bed and smiled. She climbed out of bed and made her way to the window. Last nights storm still left its presence on the soft ground below. Through her window, she could see life beginning to stir in this small Colorado town. Jesse dressed for the day and headed downstairs. She strolled into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. Inside was a present addressed to Jesse, from her parents. She smiled and took out the gift, carefully placing it on the counter
God Vs. Satan
And God populated the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds. And God created healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure. And Satan brought forth chocolate. And Woman gained pounds. And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth ice cream. And hot fudge. And whipped cream. And woman gained pounds. And God said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them." And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. Dripping with gravy. And Man gained pounds. His cholesterol went through the roof. And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra
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What To Say, What To Say
Well first off I know I'm breaking with my normal style, of putting song lyrics in the subject line of the blog, but right now I don't care...sorry I'm not mad at anyone that is reading this...I'm just generally pissed...Halloween the only time folks dismiss my "darkness" as me getting "into the spirit" is not the same this year...sure the whole year has gone to hell in a handbasket, and I entertain thoughts of those that would miss me...well the only one that would is my mother, and she's not around to suffer if I disapear, so maybe I just don't care...and right around the corner comes the worst part of the year for me...Christmas time, ya know for 2 weeks already the stores have hade Christmas crap out...this past weekend the plaza put up their sh*t...geez it's not even Halloween and already I'm getting this crap shoved down my throat, and people wonder why I HATE's gotten so phony, commercial, so damn "kabuki theater" know where the actors have their faces paint
I Have New Pic
ok ya all i dont usually ask n e one for help but now i want help i wish to post new pic that i took over the weekend but i need to level up..if n eone on here wants to see me in a short skirt....then i would suggest ya all helpin me out.. thank u very much to those who have been helpin me....this list includes a bunch of people... justin expecially.....thank u very much to all of u for ur help.... please and thank u
Last Day Of October
Everyone has been super nice here and I appreciate all the welcomes! Its been great and I have enjoyed visiting with all of you. Feel free to rate me as you would like to be rated. I have also updated some pics and if you have any requests, I will consider all of them and get back with each and every one of you. Have a Happy Halloween gang! Sincerely, Chris Mullins
Happy Halloween
Yup, No Suprises There ;o) Lmao
Your primary vice is sex You are able to escape reality, and all your problems through sex. You are incredibly passionate and a great lover and you have very little stress in your life because of your active vice. Take this quiz at
where are my gifts? lol
Life Sucks I Mean It Realy Does
why is it am allways by my self or something its sucks cant even find a decent gf afther major break up says a lot for a guy like me a guess it just means that the world no longer needs guys like me
Riddle Me This Riddle Me That
1)What goes on four legs in the morning,two in the afternoon and three in the evening? 2)Only one colour, but not one size, stuck at the bottom,yet easily flies,present in the sun,but not in the rain,Doing no harm ahd feeling no pain? 3)what force and strength cannot get through 1 with a gentle touch can do and many in the street would stand were 1 not a freind at hand? 4)round like an apple,deep like a cup, yet all the kings horses cant pull it up? 5)Old mother twitcher had one eye,and a long tail the she let fly,And every time she went through a gap, she left a bit of her tail in the trap? 6)long legs,bandy thighs, a little head and no eyes? 7)In marble wall as white as milk,lined with as soft as silk,within a fountain crystal clear,A golden apple does appear.No door are there to this stronghold-yet thieves breakin and steal the gold? 8)black we are, and much admired,med seek for us if they're tired. we tire the horse but comfort men tell me this riddle if you ca
Hey People!!!
Thgis sight rocks, lots of cool people on here
Whats Your Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
Sexy Back ~~~ Justin Timberlake
This may not be Dedication material...but it sure can be a lot of fun!!!! LOL
Your primary vice is sex You are able to escape reality, and all your problems through sex. You are incredibly passionate and a great lover and you have very little stress in your life because of your active vice. Take this quiz at
Do All You Can Quote
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can. -- John Wesley
40 Quick Yes Or No Questions
1.) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes 2.) Been arrested? no 3.) Kissed someone you didn't like? no 4.) Kissed a picture? yes 5.) Slept in until 5 PM? yes 6.) Had sex at work? no 7.) Fallen asleep at work/school? yes 8.) Held a snake? no 9.) Ran a red light? no 10.) Been suspended from school? yes 11.) Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? no 12.) Been fired from a job? yes 13.) Sang karaoke? yes 14.) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes 15.) Laughed until something you were drinking came out your mouth? yes 16.) Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes 17.) Kissed in the rain? yes 18.) Sang in the shower? yes 19.) Gave your private parts a nickname? yes 20.) Sat on a roof top? yes 21.) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no 22.) Broken a bone? no 23.) Shaved your head? yes 24.) Slept naked? yes 25.) Blacked out from drugs? no 26.) Played a prank on someone? yes 27.) Had a
Well, This Sucks....
I have to wait til November 15th before I get a paycheck. :( And knowing my ass, I'll probably be broke by Black Friday. (that's the day after thanksgiving for the not-familiar) I'll live. Happy halloween ya'll!
To All My Friends And Family And How Ever Else
I only have 180 to go before lvl can you all help please and ty
What's The Point?
seriously, what's the point of putting up pictures and trying to do nice things on here if nobody will pay attention? the point of being a friend on myspace or on here is to comment and rate pictures and leave nice things, and not ignore them. its retarded. just my two cents.
How You Remind Me ~~~ Nickleback
For A Friend Who Was Shot Today
Within every generation, some receive “a calling,” A strong urge that cannot be ignored At first there may be doubts, and even some stalling, But ultimately, the calling is adored. Law enforcement is, unquestionably, the noblest profession, The essence of which, is human and divine Whose requirements include courage, compassion and discretion Daily sacrifices upon the altar of mankind. Being wise and alert comes with the job To prevent or detect crimes can be dangerous indeed. Though most people are decent, some will kill or rob, Some people are simply “bad seeds.” When a fellow officer falls — you grieve as a whole, Truly tears are shed like no other It is a mourning that comes from the depth of the soul, It is the loss of a sister, it is the loss of a brother. But the courage that has sustained you sustains you even more As you conquer another day or night Still dedicated, and yet a little more so than before To stand for what is true, and just, and right.
If Everyone Cares ~~~ Nickleback...ff7 Characters
What Kind Of Pie Are You?
You Are Apple Pie You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional Those who like you crave security What Kind of Pie Are You?
John Mccain's Remarks About The Pledge Of Allegiance!!!
JOHN MCCAIN'S REMARKS ABOUT THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!!! In light of the recent appeals court ruling in California, with respect to the Pledge of Allegiance, the following recollection from Senator John McCain is very appropriate: "The Pledge of Allegiance" - by Senator John McCain As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA kept us in solitary confinement or two or three to a cell. In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POWs 10,000 miles from home. One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike Christian. Mike came from a small town near Selma, Alabama. He didn't wear a pair of shoes until he was 13 years old. At 17, he enlisted in the US Navy.
Savin Me ~~~ Nickleback
Lonely No More ~~~ Rob Thomas
A Long Night
Whats Your Age
You Are 25 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
Ever The Same ~~~ Rob Thomas
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween everyone hope you get the shit scared out ya!Have a safe evening!
New Picssss
Hey, just wanted you to know, i uploaded new pics from our show w/ the barenaked ladies. if youre bored, come check em out!
Sometimes you can’t always see The pain someone’s going through Sometime’s you may never know The truth about the lies Because the dreams are just memories to you Because the unseen truth is just like The untold lies About what happened in 1965 Sometimes you wish someone would just tell you About what happened that day Sometimes you wish you knew Who those words are really meant for But you will never know Until the day that you realize It was you And maybe you will realize what you have done And how many people you hurt on that day in 1965
Just Lettin You Know...
last 2 blogs i have put up/out there, are just things on my mind. I Would Hope everyone VOTE this nov 7. Politics is kind of a thing for me. I am not a Dem or Rep. I am a American that pays to have these ppl work for me. Anyway, just thought id let you know whos running, wants ur vote to keep there job. Its up to us to run America, not them, We pay them to work for us.
Just Remember Me ~~~ Tim Mcgraw
What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?
Dog Gone
happy holloween, well were back down to one dog now. we learned the homey had some issues, it was haveing sezurs every couple of hours. (not cool) it was really sad to watch. well after alot of work and networking. we found the dogs owner. homey, i mean lulu's owner was sooo happy to see her the lady started crying. so everything is cool.
Wave Of Ignorance
A walk in emptiness, Surrounded by devastation, Hunted are the once, With out justification, Dishonesty can be, A fatal temptation, Naivety can give, A sense of revelation. Heavy are life’s misfortunes, And the contrasts witch it presents, It lures in every shadow, Depriving our innocence, Deceiving minds in someway, While floating on false pretence, I see how it might be peaceful, On the wave of ignorance. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran
Vampire Bat
Vampire bat A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't
Out Of The Box Thinking
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path. 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's. 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick. 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16.
Getting Excited At The Zoo
Getting Excited at the Zoo It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended) He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a litt
Things To Ponder
THINGS TO PONDER...... If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he home
The Top 12 Things You Should Never Say To Your Boss...........
The Top 12 Things You Should Never Say To Your Boss 12. "I thought this was a real ethical dilemma for a major corporate executive, so I called the folks at '60 Minutes' for some advice." 11. "You know, that hairpiece really draws attention away from your acne scars!" 10. "Okay, I admit I've been taking your lunches from the fridge -- but only to help you lose weight." 9. "Actually, I don't HAVE a personal savior, you deity-worshipping loser." 8. "Mr. Lay? I have some questions regarding a few accounting irregularities I accidentally found." 7. "Hey, boss! It's me! Over here! First time at a gay bar?" 6. "Wow, that girl next to you in the picture looks exactly like this skank who gave me the clap last year." 5. "Bossdude, your daughter and I forgot my bong in the backseat of your Benz last night!" 4. "Is it my imagination, Ms. Fetzer, or is your ass starting to sag?" 3. "Sir, I hope you don't mind that I invited my friend the union recruiter to th
Some Computer Humour
TOP TEN LINES FROM INTERNET CHAT ROOMS 1 You're different... I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before. 2 I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile... but tell me more about yourself. 3 I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I'm getting excited. 4 I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone loves my body! 5 I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out. 6 Yes of course I'm female... 7 I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend. 8 No this is my only screen name... You mean you can have more then one? 9 I'm not like most of the guy's/gal's here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other. (at the hotel coffee shop) 10 I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I'm horny and could care less, just type) WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the d
Easy Stuff
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, dont lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three Rs: a)Respect for self, b)Respect for others c)Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Dont let a little dispute injure a great relationship. 7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone every day. 9. Open your arms to change, but dont let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, youll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. D
What Things On Your Resume Really Mean ........
"What things on your Resume really means" 1. I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS: I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks. 2. I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS: I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do. 3. I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Office. 4. I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies. 5. MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had. 6. I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes. 7. I'M BALANCED AND CENTERED: I'll keep crystals at my desk and do Tai Chi in the lunch room. 8. I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR: I know a lot of corny, old jokes and I tell them badly. 9. I'M PERSONABLE: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers. 10. I'M WILLING TO RELOCATE: As I leave San Quentin, anywhere's better.
Hey All
i'm officially a
New Camera
Finally made the decision to get myself a decent camera. Spent a good few years on the prosumer side of the fence but being an old 35mm SLR hand it was difficult not having a camera system. The old camera had a good telephoto lens but still fell short when I needed it most. So ... off into Digital SLR land we go and the new camera is now in my hands. The profile pic is the latest entry but am still getting used to the system having been used to my old camera for 4 years. Still, the new one is doing more than fine and the lenses I have are making life soooo much easier. Soon to see more photos although am going to post some old ones.
There Where Two Snakes Talking.
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"

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