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Sex SkillsUsing your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
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What Group Are YouYou scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher30%Prepy10%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev0%Goth0%Emo0%Trendy0%Skater0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com
5. I Want A Boyfriend.....YOU GOT ONLY 100.7 SECONDS 2 REPOST DIZ OR YOU WILL LOSE SUMONE SPECIAL!!!
ONLY SAY
1.I LOVE MY HUSBAND
2.I LOVE MY WIFE
3.I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
4.I WANT A GIRLFRIEND
5.I WANT A BOYFRIEND
6.I LIKE SOMEONE A LOT
7.WE BROKE UP FOR SURE
8.I AM SINGLE
9.I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND
10.I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND
11.PAINTING ROX
12.I STILL LOVE MY EX
Always Knew I Was A PrincessYou scored as Cinderella. Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.Cinderella75%Donald Duck63%Sleeping Beauty63%The Beast56%Pinocchio50%Peter Pan50%Goofy50%Snow White38%Ariel38%Cruella De Ville19%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com
What Is Ur Disney Alter EgoYou scored as Cinderella. Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.Ariel75%Goofy75%The Beast75%Cinderella75%Pinocchio63%Donald Duck50%Sleeping Beauty50%Peter Pan25%Snow White25%Cruella De Ville0%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com
Fresh PoemTears and smiles at the thought
Of all the things to me you’ve brought
Of how my life is forever changed
A miracle for one who affections were estranged
When life and love had fled the heart
And nothing good could ever start
And hope had gone all was doom
You walked in to my souls room
Feeling grew as you touch me down deep
Making me yours forever to keep
And filling my head with visions of you
Till no one else could ever do
Held in the embrace of your soul
Till only you could make me whole
Desire no angel to grace my life
Seeking a human to share the strife
One who knows how past hurts scar
One perfect vision that you are
And now you’re my deepest thought
For love to me is what you’ve brought
By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Fuck ItWEll have you ever felt like nothig is going right for you. NO JOB NO MONEY YOU DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR LIFE IS GOING PEOPLE JUST PISS YOU OFF EVERYDAY WELL I GOT THE PILL FOR YOU ITS CALLED:
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What Is Your Disney Alter EgoYou scored as Goofy. Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things. Goofy100%The Beast75%Donald Duck63%Sleeping Beauty50%Ariel50%Cinderella50%Peter Pan50%Pinocchio25%Snow White13%Cruella De Ville0%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com
Hollahello everyone i put this thingy on my page to leave a voice message so if anyone wants hit me up so i can hear your voices
True Joke #1ok my co-workers an i were eating lunch in the breakroom when someone decided to start talking about marriages. a front office girl looked at a counselor who's been married a few times and asked "hey, how much did your first wedding cost?" the couselor replied "oh, it cost me about $12,000" the front office girl was surprised at the amount and proceeded to ask "how long did "it" (your marriage) last?" the counselor said with a serious look "All day!!"
hahahahehehe lmao! i swear this guy cracks me up every damn day
Personality QuizYour Personality Is
Idealist (NF)
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.
The Three Question Personality Test
Does Love Worth?If I make that leap of hope
and gave my heart to you
I promise I'd not ask alot
just be kind to me
Don't seek to change who I
am or the dreams I have
Because they are all I have
they are who I am
Share with me your smile, a
touch that makes me sigh
A kiss so soft and tender that
one could never be enough
Let your voice be the reassurance
I need to know I'm loved
Please, never mistreat me, show
me in every way you want me
Show me that you want me as a
best friend, companion and mate
let me feel your arms wrap around
me when I misplace my smile
Accept me as I am, imperfections
and all, and I will do the same
Teach me that love was worth the
risk of opening my heart to you
Ok..K well im amanda and and i just came to this site yesterday and i find it better then msn and myspace! I love this place..i think im addicted lol!
Personality Of MeYour Personality Is
Rational (NT)
You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.
You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!
Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people.
In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally.
You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought.
Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals.
In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent.
At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia.
With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well.
As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly.
On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.
The Th
How Good Are You In BedYou scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM60%A Romantic55%Virgin55%Sex God50%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
HeroinYour Personality Is Like Heroin
You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows.
Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain.
People seek you out, even though you can be quite moody. They're hooked on you!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Last Night Was Fucking AwfulSo, I had a horrible night last night and had to get a few things off my chest. I went and met Ashley at the pub. I was already mad with someone. for reason I wish not to discuss...but anyways that is something totally diffrent. So, I met Ash and wanted to have a drink. Well a drink became more and shots of Jager because my "ex" if you can call him that considering the basis of our relationship, was there. Seeing him brought me some damn pain. I hate that I am still in fucking love with that asshole. Well I wouldnt speak to him. And Shaun and Kevin wanted to come to my house after the bar which was cool. but Shawn wanted the "ex" to go to. I told him no, that I didn't want him at my house. So Ash falls asleep at the bar and we put her in the car. I went back in to finish my drink and the "ex" comes and talks to me and asks me if I hate him. I had to explain that i don't hate him but I still wanted to have a friendship with him. He said he couldn't have a friendship with me b/c h
Sending Back A KissIf a kiss was a raindrop...
I'd send you showers.......
If hugs were a second... ..
I'd send you hours. If smiles were water...
I'd send you the sea.
If friendship was a person...
I'd send you me.
If you dont send this bac to me...
you will be left with no love.
Because they won't know that you appreciate them.
This poem shows lots of appreciation...
So Read & Send this to all of of whom you care about and let them know you care.
Because i am not sure if i will receive it or not from you,just wanted to know.
My Candy HeartYour Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"
You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you
Your flirting style: friendly and sweet
What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance
Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Personality ThingyYour Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long, especially if your mate is non-giving!
There's too much eye candy to stay at home if your home doesn't appreciate you.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in
ElementYour Love Element Is Water
In love, you connect deeply and commit totally.
For you, love is all about taking risks and moving into unknown territory.
You attract others with courage and confidence.
Your flirting style is defined by your flexibility and ability to adapt.
Nurturing and shared learning are the cornerstones of your love life.
And while you may jump in to love too quickly, you always come out the wiser for it.
You connect best with: Metal
Avoid: Earth
You And another Water element: will pull each other down into a dark place
What Element Is Your Love?
If You Have "tooltips" Turned On(at least, I believe that's the option!) you may want to look at peoples' popups today. There's more than shouts now, I noticed... (Nice :) )
I Miss Him!!!he isnt talking to me... i wonder why! i should probably call him huh? i miss him!!! wow... my feelings are real strong for him and i dont know what to do... :( i wonder how he feels about me....
Salmon FramboiseIngredients:
1 cup dry white wine
1/4 cup raspberry preserves
1 Tbsp green peppercorns
4 (6-ounce) salmon fillets
Instructions:
In a small bowl, mix the wine, preserves, and green peppercorns. Pour over the salmon fillets and refrigerate for 4 hours.
Preheat the oven to 375°F. Bake the fillets for 20 minutes, or until done as desired. Serve immediately.
Nutritional Information:
Nutritional Information (per serving): 277 Cal; 6 g Total Fat (1 g Sat Fat); 15 g Carb; 88 mg Cholesterol; 128 mg Sodium; 34 g Protein; 1 g Fiber.
Dietary Exchanges: 5 Lean Meat; 1 Starch (Other Carb).
Santa Fe Grilled Vegetable SaladNothing beats the flavor of food off the grill, especially if the marinade is as robust as this citrus-enhanced Southwestern fare. You may want to peel the eggplant after grilling as the skin may be slightly bitter.
Ingredients:
2 baby eggplants (6 ounces each), cut in half lengthwise
1 medium yellow summer squash, cut in half lengthwise
1 medium zucchini, cut in half lengthwise
1 green bell pepper, quartered
1 red bell pepper, quartered
1 small onion, peeled and cut in half
1/2 cup orange juice
2 tablespoons lime juice
1 tablespoon olive oil
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon dried oregano leaves
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro
Instructions:
1. Combine all ingredients except cilantro in large bowl; toss to coat.
2. To prevent sticking, spray grid with nonstick cooking spray. Prepare coals for direct grilling. Place vegetables on grill, 2 to 3 inches from hot coals; reserve marinad
Gentle HandsI am not so far from you
Just a little way beyond
Past the cares and past the pain
Far past my earthly bonds
When you feel you miss me most
As years go drifting by
Each memory will prove to you
That our love will never die.
For memories are but a touch
From the Father's gentle hand
To heal your pain and mend your hearts
To help you understand
That while I left you far too soon
I did not leave alone
For the Father sent His angels
To gently take me home.
Take comfort when you think of me
Keep my love alive in your heart
And with the warmth of each memory
We will never be apart.( When You're Ready For Reality)
~lost Sight~Going along as always and suddenly the world is a blur.
Fuzzy around the edges I can't say where I am or who you are.
I just know I am afraid of what is next...will my sight clear, will you still be there?
I have lost sight once, will it fade - will I find the sunlight?
I want to know I will find happiness again while seeking to change the past not trying to ignore the future.
I'm angry with myself and feeling despair at the thought of what is lost.
Now I'm unwilling to dream again - fighting myself not to feel closed off to love.
My biggest fear is lost sight...
Have I Ever Told You?Have I ever told you
that if I sit really still and silent,
sometimes. I like to think
I can hear your heart beating
in time with mine?
Have I ever told you
that when I watch you speak to me
through lines and cords,
and bytes and ram,
I imagine
your voice,
whispering into my ear?
Have I ever told you
that I wait out each day
in anticipation,
wanting
only an hour or two,
just a second in space and time,
to feel close to you?
Have I ever told you
that there has been times,
when I ached for you,
ached for you so badly,
that the emotions overwhelmed me..
and so I sat and cried?
Have I ever told you
that sometimes,
I will reach out,
touching your name
on this cold screen before me,
wishing
I could reach in
and pull you to me?
Have I ever told you
that after the first time I heard
the sound of your voice,
thousands of miles away,
I sat up all night,
turning the conversation over and over
in my mind,
examining it,
like some newly discovered s
~obsession~The all consuming need eating away at you.
Controlling your every thought, forcing action, even when you want to resist.
Like a moth to a flame - knowing the outcome of your actions.
Yet the feeling of elation - an orgasm of the mind - only to repeat itself.
Over and over again...
My body is tight, wrapped around my mind - trying to pry through the walls of thought.
I am simply here choking, getting weak from this...
Obsession...
What Kind Are You?The Liberated Lover
77% partner focus, 66% aggressiveness, 70% adventurousness
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:
You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.
This places you in the Lover Style of: The Liberated Lover.
The Liberated Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and forms the kind of free-thinking, sexually-exciting, self-confident lover that society once condemned but that a liberal-mind cherishes and exults. The Liberated Lover is a treasure to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they are often already engaged in relationships or are in high-demand if "in the market."
In terms of physical love, the Liberated Lover is possibly the most thrilling and demanding of all, with the one potential draw
Hey Allhello folks well thought i wlound drop a line or two me and my g/f has been togher for 2 years today we went out of town this past week end and a great time ill better run ill try to send out some user coments later on or some thing
wendell
Tuesday Night FunHello guys and gals, thanks for visiting me and leaving me all he wonderful comments and such. I really appreciate it =)
Well, it's tuesday night I need to get rid of some tension, if ya know what I mean!
I will be on my webcam until about midnite EST. So if you wanna tell me what to do and watch me do it... Better cum drop me a line quick so I can tell ya how.
Don't worry...I'm cheap =)Cheaper than many dates and wont leave ya with blue balls...LOL
So cum on...Lets play
Picture 1first person to tell me which site i stole this picture from gets a long island iced tea :D
i know it aint a huge prize, but hey its a bit of fun aint it lol
an no cheating by looking at my history or fav sites lmao
CryI cry inside for the things I try to hide
From everyone... including myself, I hide this shit inside
I hide the darkness along with the light...
Knowing it will never be alright
So cold and alone it’s a pain you will never know
Pain that never sleeps... No use trying to run
The pain... it doesn’t breath...
I know... I’ve tried to drown it
I will never be perfect, I will never be sane
I will never be safe from the monster hiding inside
The monster in my soul that desolates everything it sees
I wish I could stop it... But until I find a way
Save yourself the pain that is me...
Run while you still can...
Your Hidden TalentYour Hidden Talent
You are both very knowledgeable and creative.
You tend to be full of new ideas and potential - big potential.
Ideas like yours could change the world, if you build them.
As long as you don't stop working on your dreams, you'll get there.
What's Your Hidden Talent?
The Armytoday I decided to re-enlist, 4 more years baby. ft sill OK new home
Lights EndThe end is near and so is our lives
The human race are all dead inside
The angels all have gone away, while
The humans are left to play
People die and no one really cares
The shadows win the game
Mortal souls are theirs at last
No angels to make a saving catch
I Hurt Myselfi fell out of a chair and almost broke my ankle. show me love that yall even give a shit. thanks people
BirthdayIN TWO DAYS I WILL BE 22 YEARS YOUNG!
I LOVE GETTING OLDER
HOPEFULY I GET SOME BIRTHDAY WISHES!
Disney CharacterYou scored as Donald Duck. Your alter ego is Donald Duck! Try as you might, you have a nasty temper that is hard to control. But you try hard to please, and you arn't one to go down without a fight. Donald Duck75%Ariel56%Cruella De Ville56%Sleeping Beauty38%Cinderella38%The Beast38%Goofy31%Pinocchio31%Snow White25%Peter Pan13%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com
Personality Disorder TestDisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:HighSchizoid Personality Disorder:HighSchizotypal Personality Disorder:Very HighAntisocial Personality Disorder:HighBorderline Personality Disorder:Very HighHistrionic Personality Disorder:LowNarcissistic Personality Disorder:ModerateAvoidant Personality Disorder:ModerateDependent Personality Disorder:HighObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High-- Take the Personality Disorder Test ---- Personality Disorder Info --
20 Worst Films Of The 20th Century20. Ishtar
19. Barb Wire
18 Godzilla (1998)
17. Anaconda
16. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
15. Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
14. The Avengers
13. Grease 2
12. The "Look Who's Talking" Sequels
11. Jaws 4: The Revenge
10. Waterworld
9. The Blair Witch Project
8. Showgirls
7. It's Pat
6. Speed 2: Cruise Control
5. Spice World
4. Howard The Duck
3. Batman & Robin
2. Wild Wild West
and finally.....
1. Battlefield Earth
HelloHey people I am new to this and just wanted to see who would get this So if you see this. Hit me up!!! Post something let me know you was here.
My DepressionSilent tears fall.
They hit the ground and break.
My screams escape,
for silent tears fall.
Crimson blood pours,
down from my wrists.
No one ever noticed,
for crimson blood pours.
Fake smiles are made,
to hide this frown,
From all your put-downs,
for fake smiles are made.
This child,alone tonight.
Daddies gone,and mommies late.
They don't care,it is my fate,
for this child,alone tonight.
Hunger is always there.
I will waste myself away.
It's my disorder until my dying day.
For hunger is always there.
The music gets louder,
to drown out the voices,
Who make my choices,
for the music gets louder.
Mistakes are made.
It's myself I blame.
Now I cry tears of shame,
for mistakes are made.
Silent cries again.
They're my "help cries".
You can't hear above my lies,
for silent cries again.
Silence is made,
6 feet under,where I lay.
Because of my mistakes,
silence is made.
I see a white door,
and I want it to be black.
The door is open,
and
This Guy Has ProblemsFred went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to help me with it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been any bigger than a small peanut.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor, "I really am ... I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a physician and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
Illiad CharacterWhich Greek Warrior From The Iliad Are You?
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My First Day At Work....well first day at work went well. groomed 5 dogs (would have been 6, but my boss likes to try and get them all done by at least 4)...AFTER i had to come back home and get my clippers b/c i forgot them. my roomie said he would bring it to me later b/c he was sleeping.....MEN. hehe, i lub him though, he's cool. my boss said she things will work out great since i already know alot, and all she's showing me are a few things on how she does some of the grooming....which doesn't bother me one bit, b/c the customers are used to there dogs looking a certain way and i want to make sure they're happy. I will be getting paid every friday which is kinda cool. i just hope i will be getting enough to take care of things....like fix my truck which is starting to sound bad, and my half of the rent, and all that kind of stuff. I will also have weekends off...except for the saturday's b/4 x-mas and thanksgiving, which is fine with me. so things are starting to kind of look up with all that. but emotio
Dying HeartI sit thinking of you often
yet words can not scream louder
than the emptiness within
sheltered in such blackness
that the memories of you
are nothing more than that of sin
I wish I could make you disappear
but these bitter tears remind me
of that cold dark place I've been
your name lingers on my lips
love killing me so slowly
like poison seeping in
Coffee Can Cause Your Mind BlownI’m walking along a quiet side street on a warm summer afternoon … Spying a little coffee shop on the corner I decide to stop in for some coffee and a sandwich. There is a red overhang at the entrance to the door and the large shop windows are slightly frosted over … but I can’t help but notice you sitting at a small booth by yourself. Ever so slightly, my heart races at the sight of you.
I reach for the door handle and pull the door open … step in and smell the fragrance of fresh coffee intermingling with the perfume you are wearing. The coffee shop is quiet ... with only a cashier at the counter and you sitting in your booth. I walk over to the little table adjacent to your booth, place my order for a cup of coffee and lean back in my chair. I steal a quick glance over at you sitting in your booth reading a romance novel. You are breathtaking! A small wisp of your hair hangs over one eye, begging to be moved away with a gentle touch. You are wearing a loose-fitting blouse and sho
HelloMy Frist Blog ....Be Kind!
"weird Happenings"Yeah, so I was smoking pot when I saw this bunny rabbit walk into the room. It didn't look like anything special; grey, furry, had the little rabbit ears, one was croocked. Although there was a strange thing about it that I suddenly came to notice: it was humanoid. Skinny, yet it had muscle, and you'd know it when you saw it. I don't know why but I didn't freak out or anything. I just sat there in my chair at my computer, and I stared at it while exhaling smoke. Then suddenly it raised an arm and waved at me! I mean, it waved at me! What the fuck is up with that?? I blinked and jerked my head slightly, my hazel eyes wide behind half-rimmed black glasses. I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. Was there something in this pot? PCP?? Meth? Jesus fucking Christ, I'm seeing a human-looking rabbit wave at me while I'm smoking pot. This can't look good. So I ended up arching my brow at it, holding out my bong and saying, "Do you want a hit?" I couldn't believe I just did that. Offe
In My Arms Tonighthear it calling to you in the night
to fill your heart with pure delight
a sweet song of joy sent from above
let me take you in my arms tonight
hold you close and dance so slow
we move together in the candlelight
I whisper words of love to let you know
that you mean more than the world to me
This is what we've been waiting for
a time of healing love and joy so sweet
a place where we can be as complete
let me hold you into my arms tonight
press you close and dance so slow
we move together in the pale moonlight
I belong with you love I will never let you go
Wild DreamsIn my wildest dreams
There's thoughts of me and you
Steam rises in the hot tub
As we do the do
Making sweet love
With undying passion
Getting everything I want
Without even asking
Letting the steam make it hot
And your hands get it wet
As I dream and anticipate
Of hot and sweaty sex
My heart starts to beat rapidly
And the room fills with screams
But once again I wake up
And realize it's just a dream
"sly Cheese"Ya, okay. This is a poem I made up while on about four hits of white apple ecstasy. I don't do that shit anymore. A year and some clean off it, thank god. lmao. But anyway, here's the poem.
Who has a sense of time?
"Not I," said the cacti.
They run around the house,
Trying to kill the mouse,
But then they all die,
Because the cheese is so sly...
Why?Why is that I can solve anyones problems but my own? How do i stop the river of tears flowing down my face.
There is this feeling that I cant shake...My veins swelling with the urge to burst..must breathe.
Sadness takes over but, the darkness feels good, better than sunshine.
Misery loves company so I have been told many times over...Why is that? am I misery?
Is someone of misery someone who needs love and attention? is misery someone who will do anything by any means necessary to get love?
Then I am misery.
Take me as I am...Nothing.
Want me, Need me, Hate me..I love it.
Just The Feelings You Cant Know Or FeelIt's the feelings in my heart
Just to know you're around
Your tender words of love
Have the sweetest sound
It's the feelings of intimacy
That togetherness inspires
Cozy hugs and soft kisses
To those deepest desires
It's the feelings I embraced
Hands caressing blissfully
Savouring sweet pleasure
As your lips slide over me
It's the feelings love ignited
The burning passion of we
Love glistening on the skin
Wears the glow of ecstasy
You Dare?Last night I had a dream
Full of lust and cream.
Your touch of desire,
had my p*ssy on fire.
Your throbbing hard c*ck,
had my thighs in a lock.
With our bodies as one,
Your member, a loaded gun.
My fingers run through your hair,
you whisper, "take me,if you dare".
"Oh baby, we've not yet begun",
"now sit back, relax, and enjoy the fun".
With both hands on your d*ck,
It's now my candy, I want to l*ck.
I s*ck you up, down, and all around.
Listening to the moaning of your every sound.
Slidingup to your face,
Our hearts beat in rhythmatic pace.
As your tongue slips inside,
you're in for one h*ll of a ride.
Twitching and squirming,
my n*pples are firming.
Rolling me over onto my back,
brushing my body against your s*ck.
The time has now come,
"Oh baby, make me c*m!"
Dripping in sweat,
now our toungues, they have met.
Pushing your way in,
A place you've once been.
With my p*ussy so wet and tight,
the feelings, oh so right.
Pounding harder and fast,
to b
To Whom It May ConcernDeep in the heart of the Dreamer
Are dreams he holds inside
Spun on crystal star kissed nights
Neath a warm, inviting sky
In dreams he drifted silently,
Beyond the world he knew
Soaring there, beyond the clouds
He spread his wings and flew.
In the pleasure of the moment
Complications left behind
The Dreamer found a sense of peace,
In the dreams he sought to find.
In quiet introspection,
The Dreamer weaves his dreams
Forgetting life's realities,
He bids his spirit ... sing
Captured in that moment,
In the honesty of youth
Is the hope that sings
In the Dreamer's heart
Someday ... Dreams come true
Sex On Sunday!!!!!(I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling ..)
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and
comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even ..
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the
ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
How Bad(1) just friends
(2) gorgeous
(3) cute as heck
(4) hot
(5) fine
(6) sexy
(7) amazingly sexy
(8) we can be friends with benefits
(9) id take u to my crib
(10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf
(11) i love u baby
(12) call me.....(__)____-___
InsideIn my system
And under my skin
You win
Can’t regret you
Can’t forget you
You’re my 7th deadly sin
On my knees
As you please
With hands that tease
Hands that seize
My lithe body with ease
Oral embrace
Slap in the face
Hand on my waist
Pulling my hair
As you choke off my air
Eat me
Beat me
Suck me
Fuck me
Set it free!
This lust you left inside of me…
© Sanguine Poison 2005
Are You Dancing?Here is where I shatter your illusions as I have a bit of a bizarre taste in music, I used to go clubbing quite a lot and I love dancing aint been out for ages but this is one of me favourite tracks and I aint been able to stop listening to it all night. I would be the one with her eyes closed and on the dance floor all night hahahahahah
Roger Sanchez feat GTO Turn on the music (axwell mix)
Give Some Love To An AngelEvery might have already voted for her but she the greatest friend to have just let her know she loved
~~~PoeticAngel~~~@ LostCherry
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Newest PoemDesire for change from the drab and dreary
This cold and drama can make god weary
Wishing I was where the sunsets sweet
Where there are interesting people upon the street
Where others think instead of react
Where the beaches and mountains do attract
And god graced the landscape as no other
Where the streams flow and run into another
Where I can live next to the sea
And feel so at peace and be so free
Where They need not preach to me about god
Where the rest of this country finds them odd
Where freedom to be has found a home
Where I miss the most as I do roam
So now I wonder if there I should go
For the answer to this I need to know
And then I would follow the way laid out
Free of the worry , wonder and doubt
And settle in where I know people live life
And cut away Michigan with a sharp knife
And leave it behind in the dust of the past
For a California dream forever to last
R. Thomas Dinsmore
The BegginingThe room was filled with laughter and drunkeness as the celebration went on. The battle before had been brutal but the victory had been theirs. As the music slowed the war chief launched his cup at the bard. "Now is not the time for a dirge." the chief screamed in disgust. "This is a time of happiness, not sadness."
"Anytime is a time for a dirge." the singer retorted. "Many people have died today. I feel it appropriate to mourn for their souls." The bard continued playing his slow song.
"Open disobedience! Take his head!" The king ordered and the warriors in surprise gathered around him. The bard looked from his instrument at the approaching fighters. The bard stood and spun his guitar to the side. "What are you going to do bard with a instrument." the king said stressing bard to lower him.
"I wasn't always a bard." the singer returned and launched forward with his instrument. He swung it at the closest man and tore through him. The blood flew against the wall a
One More Sex PoemCheesy Erotic
Grab me with lusty desire
Let me light your burning fire
take you where we let hands touch
Moistness and hardness long so much
To feel you grind your ass into me
As I let you set my manhood free
And I taste you as I long to do
And make hot long passion to you
Sucking and licking and fucking so fast
Like wild animals we make it last
And feel the orgasms that make it worth all
Your worth the price of humanities fall
You ignite me and now I burn hot
For I need your sex and others want not
As I look at you I drool for your love
to be deep inside you as we push and shove
And howl at the moon as we cum so hard
For you’re the sexual dream who holds the card
The winning hand and you’re the winner true
And I want to give all sexual pleasure to you
Be your love slave and pleasure you sweet
To taste you like a fine meal to eat
And make you cum hard and moan so loud
These are the things that would make me proud
To satisfy you as no other one can
For you
Echoes Of Kind WordsECHOES OF KIND WORDS
A little boy said to his father, "Let's play darts. I'll throw the
darts and you say, `Wonderful!'"
Here is a boy who was not afraid to ask for the encouragement he
needs. Maybe we all have something to learn from him!
Inspirational author and educator, Fr. Brian Cavanaugh, relates a
story about the devastating effects of discouragement. Dante Gabriel
Rossetti, the famous 19th Century poet and artist, was once
approached by an elderly man who asked him to look at a few of his
sketches and drawings. The gentleman wanted to know if the artist
thought they were of any value.
As gently as possible, Rossetti told the man that the sketches were
of no value and showed little talent. He apologized for the harsh
assessment but said that he believed he should be honest.
The visitor was disappointed but asked the artist if he could take a
look at just a few more, which were all done by a young art student.
Rossetti looked over the second b
CrapSECTION 1 - YOU
+ Known as: paul, paulg
+ Born: 1977
+ Hair color: brown
+ Eye Color: blue
SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER
+ Fallen off the bed?: i don't recall that ever happening
+ Had your heart broken?: yes, a few times
+ Had a dream come true?: i thought i came close, but it didn't happen
SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY...
+ Wearing: sleeping clothes
+ Listening to: my computer hum
+ Located: in my bedroom
+ Should really be doing: finishing my application for graduate school
SECTION 4 - DO YOU...
+ Have any piercings: yes
+ Drive: of course
+ Have a cell phone: for a longtime. i even had a hardwired phone in my first car
SECTION 5 - LAST PERSON YOU...
+ Hugged: i'm not sure
+ IMed: my sister IMed me
+ Talked with on the phone: christi
+ Text: lacy
SECTION 6 - PERSONAL...
+ What do you want to be when you grow up? rich
+ What comes first in your life? it should be me, but it usually isn't the case
+ What do you usually think about before you go to b
Yes!I would like to thank all my cool ass new friends 4 all yr rateings,much LOVE, ya boy made it NEW CHERRY, " Whats wit it "!
What A Bitchin Weekend!!!10:52 PM - What a BITCHIN' weekend!!!
Current mood: cheerful
Wow...I need to get away more often!
Then again, I don't know how often the Mogan Man is going to be winning the FLW Redfish Tournament Championship! WOO HOO!!!
I spent a couple of nice evenings with a friend I have been eager to see for a long time. That was special time spent, Friday and Saturday evening.
Saturday was spent in a frenzy of activity, preparing for the big weigh-in. I had a make-shift chearleader costume to prepare which turned into something more like a circus freak looking creation! hehehe In the end, I could have been a 3 headed martian! It was worth being there to see the moment of glory for Capt's Blair Wiggins and Tadd Van Demark. Didn't hurt to be sitting righ tbehind Cari Wiggins, either, when I was afraid she was about to fall over! lmao
Today, I was invited to fish with another Mogan Maniac, on his boat. So, instead of going straight back to Panama City, I stopped in Ft. Walton Beach an
Let Me Tell You Why I Don't Support The TroopsThey're fighting a senseless war. They're not fighting for my freedom, and never have. There hasn't even been a war in my lifetime that even came close to threatening my freedom. They're doing nothing but baiting more terror for the US. In fact, by allowing this administration to commit such a ridiculous invasion, you're threatening my freedom more than anyone else in this world. And you want me to support people who think this is fine? Not on your life! I'd rather die.
Alot About MeI guess the first thing I write should be about myself. So I am a 27 year old female with 4 children. I grew up in a broken household, my parents divorced when me and my sister were 6 and 7 years old. My mother got custody of me and my father got custody of my sister. We had weekend visitation with each other. Worked out sometimes, sometimes it didnt, shouldnt have been our fault. We were like pawns in a chess game to out parents. Used. My mother met someone and he was very abusive to her, we were in and out of that house between there and shelters for 3 years of my childhood, before she met someone else who she thought she would be with for life, and married him after a very short time. He was a coke head and very physically abusive and mentally abusive towards her, and he raped my step sister in my face and told me if I ever tell he would do worse to me. He molested me rubbing noxema all over my body. Saying did it feel good. I never told. They divorced and we went back to the one be
Huntingwell i been hunting for the past 4 days. i've only shot one and that was opening day. wonder where they are. drive by and theres 6 of them in the feild. sit in the woods nothing. and i know it aint me. gotta be the weather. well i'll keep everyone up to date with all my fishing hunting shrimping and such. if it's out doors i'll post it here. so keeep an eye on this spot if you like. i'll probily be postin every day. well later.
Dear KotexDear Kotex:
I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a
bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it.
Annoying advice such as:
Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and
feeling fresh.
Try Kotex blah blah blah other products...
Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has
never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and
tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water
will help keep her feeling fresh.
Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from
h*ll...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya...See what
happens and report back. I'll wait.
While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove
the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-friggen-tee
that the first responders will be females who just ovulated.
Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess
w
SimplySomeone
I want someone
I can laugh with
Someone I can cry to
Someone to run on the beach with
Who'll lift me up and swing me in circles
Untill we both fall dizzy and laughing
Like children
In the warm, cream-colored sand
I want someone to read my poetry
to share a cocolate sundae with
on a lazy summer day
someone to splash in the tide with
after the rain
I want someone
whose birthday I can memorize
someone I can grow old with
someone to help when he is sick
someone to brush back the lock of hair
that constantly falls in my eyes
I want someone
I can lie in the cool, green, grass with
someone who can see the same
colors I do
when he looks at a susnet
someone to notice
the new shirt I am wearing
someone to surprise me
with a smile when mine is tired
someone to nudge me awake
when the commercial is over
I want someone
to feel all the things I'm feeling
simply because I'm feeling them
Teenagers OmgI swear if having a teenage daughter dont drive me to drink or to any early grave I don't know what will...
She is driving me crazy .. she knows shes grounded but due to her dad being out of town hunting she thinks she can get away with any thing cause moms the easy going one..at least she thinks that now lol ... But she is bugging about going to a school dance this friday and she wants to go with the boy that she keeps getting in trouble with.. Sometimes I think its would be easier to disable a bomb than rasie a teenage girl. I told her I would think about it but who knows what I am gonna do... ok I am done lol
More CrapI do have my moments of intellect, but overall, I'm a dumbass.
Still More CrapWhy the hell can't you do a search on this website for people (females in my case) who live close to you? Unless I'm blind, I would have thought being able to do that would be useful.
Playlist For The Week Of 10/17/06 - 10/24/06.Anthrax - Spreading The Disease
Black Label Society - 1919 Eternal
Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal
Cancer - To The Gory End
Ceremony - The Days Before The Death
Death - Symbolic
Deicide - The Stench Of Redemption
Disincarnate - Dreams Of The Carrion Kind
Evildead - Annihilation Of Civilization
Fireball Ministry - Their Rock Is Not Our Rock
Funerus - Festering Earth
Grave - As Rapture Comes
Kiss - Hotter Than Hell
Kiss - Rock And Roll Over
Kiss - Creatures Of The Night
Kiss - Animalize
Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?
Megadeth - The World Needs A Hero
Obliveon - Whimsical Uproar
Overkill - Bloodletting
Rare Form - So Ends Another
Sinister - Diabolical Summoning
Slayer - Show No Mercy
Tankard - Beast Of Bourbon
Usurper - Cryptobeast
Voivod - Katorz
W.A.S.P. - Live...In The Raw
Zircon - Demo
SurgeryOn november 7th I go under the knife... I am getting 3 herniated disc in my neck fixed. For all who didn't know i have been living in some severe pain for the last 2 months and I have had enough. Not too happy about the scar that I will have on the front of my neck but I just cannot take it any more.
It is a 4 to 5 hour surgery (my poor wife) with a 3 to 5 month recovery (my poor friends on Lost Cherry). I will let everyone know how it went when I can but I will be in the hospital for 24hours, then taking it easy for a couple of days then I will do what I can.
With any surgery there are risks... but they are very minimal in this case. But just on the off chance something does go wrong, I just want you, all of my friends here to know that my life was richer having met you and getting to know all of you. I had a great life and I have very few regrets (most of them had to do with a certain x-wife that no longer lives in this country). I am sure nothing will go wrong and you all will
At Least I'm Moving Forward....Moving Forward
Hoobastank
At least I'm moving forward...
I stand before, a road that will lead,
into the unknown. At least unknown to me.
I want to go, but I'm paralysed with fear.
Fear of a choise, where the outcome isn't clear.
Nooo, but still I gooo.
And I take, the first step of a million more.
And I'll make mistakes I've never made before.
But at least I'm moving forward,
at least I'm moving forward.
At least I'm moving forward...
I wonder if, the journey will be,
Shorter as I hope, or much longer than it seems.
But either way, I've made up my mind.
I'm through feeling scared, I'm leaving that behind.
Sooo, Now it's time to gooo.
And I take, the first step of a million more.
And I'll make mistakes I've never made before.
But at least I'm moving forward,
at least I'm moving forward.
At least I'm moving forward...
And in while I''l be singing,
Na, nana nana
And I take, the first step of a million more.
And I'll ma
Stop Child AbuseI meet my (to be adopted) brother last night. He is 9, his biological father only 16 when he was born, his mother 24. His dad beat him bloody, hitting his head causing permanent damage to one of his eye sockets. He was the sweetest boy. I can't figure out how any one could lay a hand on him. He hugged me all night telling me what a pretty sissy he has, kissing me on the cheek, telling me how much he loves me :``( wanting my phone number so he can call when he's still in foster care. We sat together watching a movie on my parents couch. A seen came on where a man hit a woman he grabbed on to me, crying & shaking. Telling me how his dad would hit him. This sweet boy is small for his age, very excited, hyper, asking tons of questions. He was adopted & returned to foster care 5 times the last by a couple who adopted both his sisters but didn't want him. My parents adopted my other little brother Derek & turned his sad life around. They are doing the same with Johnathan. I give them all the
U Pick Which Am IYou scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You\'re grateful for what you have in life, even if it\'s not perfect. People love you for who you are, don\'t ever change that- it\'s what makes you the great person that you are.Blue100%Pink100%Yellow71%Purple50%Orange29%White14%Red7%Black0%Green0%~What colour is your heart?~created with QuizFarm.com
Now I'm Talkinbeen racing my dads 89 oldsmobile cutlass ceiara. it's got a 3.3l in it. i love it when thes kids show up with there tricked out imports and there like my car can beat yours. well lets go i got 20 on it right now. and before you know it it's up to 500 to 1000 bucks. well lets see if your car can hold your talk. i blew a honda v6 tricked out off the road. got a good laugh out of everyone including the driver of the other car. we're a small group of people that cant race at the strp so we take the back roads. yes it's illegal but we want to race where else we gonna go. i can't race cuz of my dissability case. they'll take it away from me if i bring home a check. and then they wonder why we race illegaly.
Poem Written By EroticaShe called my bluff that fateful night,
Took my hand and led me upstairs,
Just a single kiss began a slide,
From friendship into affair,
Now everything matters a little bit more,
My emotions are waves as they race to the shore,
The unending sky fills with thoughts undenied,
Textures of silk, like the touch of her thigh,
So here is the problem that we face when we meet,
Our smiles are a secret that we alone must keep,
Together we shine but apart hearts are stone,
Spiritually together,
Physically alone.
Introducing Coreplaybtw this is very much adult. dont get offended at all about any of this. some guys need to learn this and act need to read the book that im quoting this from : She Comes First The thingking man's guide to plearsuring a woman. By Ian Kerner Ph.D.
INTRODUCING COREPLAY
We will discuss coreplay in terms of six distinct stages that are easy to understand.
Stage 1. in which we transitionfrom foreplay to coreplay with the application of the first clitoral kiss.
Stage 2. in which we establish rhythm and acclimate the clitoris to the persistent attentions of the tounge.
Stage 3. in which we continue to build tension by focusing more of our energies on the clitortal head, as well as introducing appropriate manual stimulation.
Stage 4. in which we hypercharge the process of sexual response and escalate her level of arousal by internally stimulating the "clitoral cluster" in combinstion with the clitoral head.
Stage 5. preorgasm, in which we maintain the optimum balance of
DaddyOh daddy this one is for you,
I needed so much from you.
I called on the phone everyday.
I didn't want you and mom to seperate.
I grew up all by myself,
I didnt even ask you for help.
When I needed security,
you turned your back and walked away.
Why did you do that,
when I was in need?
You should have listened to my crying plea.
I guess it wasn't your best subject.
You put your children through hell.
There's much more to love,
than buyin us toys.
Many other feelings you should have enjoyed.
When you put a woman to the test,
you never thought of anyone else.
Sow now it's time I say goodbye.
Sorry but it's too late to try.
One day you'll hear this on the radio,
you'll realize your children aren't small anymore.
Candy toys are for children,
not mom's.
Im sorry you let us grow up without,
knowing that you cared for us.
Now we are grown with families,
you may try to make it up with your grandkids,
but daddy its too late for me.
THE END!
I'm Sorry....................This is to all of the guys in the world who can't accept girls for who they are:
I'm sorry
That I'm not enough of a slut
to sleep with you on a first date
I'm sorry
That my ass isn't big enough
to "satisfy" your needs
I'm sorry
that I'm not anorexic
and skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry
That I'm not pretty enough
to be "your girl"
I'm sorry
That I'm not a Playboy model
so I can't act like a porn star for you
I'm sorry
I don't have a dream body
that turns you on
But most of all
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
for who I am
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry"
If You're one of the few guys with enough balls to leave me a comment, and you would never make your girl feel this way, leave me a comment saying... "I appreciate you"
ExsistingWill you ever again acknowledge my existance,
or will I be condemned to a lifetime of silence?
After talking to you for so long we finally met,
I know now how I feel,
this question is for you,
Do you have any regret?
All I ever wanted was a simple confession,
stop leading me on and avoiding my question.
Is it the words I love you that you like to say,
or the hurtful games that you like to play?
There's something about you I cant let go,
but dont think I fell for you cause I dont think so,
this whole situation got me messed up and twisted,
did we break up or move on?
Let me know cause I missed it.
You made so many promises that you didnt keep,
but I broke my own promise by trustin a man,
and now Im in deep.
I hope one day you wake up and realize,
your lonely life has just begun.
It hurts me not to know how you are,
your only minutes away,
yet it feels so far.
THE END!
Written By: EroticaMoonlight
Dark, alone together
moonlight softens the night
as she stands so sensual
gently by the wall
a small window
open to the world
golden light silhouettes her hips
caresses the curve of her breasts
her face
hidden in dark shadow
safety in shadows
intelligent eyes
gently glow
A young women
vulnerable, confident, excited
delicate hands
arms deliberate at her side
she stands there
a soft etching
to art and beauty
to life and lust
Written By: EroticaI hear the Wind
It blows around me
Those mighty Winds that do blow
I know that you are close at hand
The Winds just told me so
The Winds Whisper Your Name
Caressing my face with a whisper
Calling out your name
The Winds of delight entice me
I shall never be the same
The Winds Whisper Your Name
The Whispers of the Winds I will follow
And where they lead I shall go, undaunted
For the Winds that blew you to me
Will take me where I must go
The Winds Whisper Your Name
Upward into the mountains
Through the forest green
Deep in the winter's snow
Calmly across the lakes serene glow
I have come to touch your Soul
The Winds Whisper Your Name
Free to look and search this earth
No matter how far that may be
Free to follow the Whispering Wind
As it should be for a Wild Heart like me
The Winds Whisper Your Name
I hear your laughter on the Wind
A pleasing sound to my sensual mind
I try with all my might
To send my Spirit
BitchYou say u have my back
Friends and lovers forever right?
wrong
you forgot about that last night
we fight all the time
cant get along
in the end
you and me have changed
we aint the same as before
yeah you call me a whore
bitch ill just walk out that door
im better then this
you've changed
i dont need your shit
i got my own back
you make me sick
go suck a dick
oh you say i don't care about you or what you do
shit i used to be yourlover and your bestfriend
I know you better then most
so i guess if you wanna fight
fuck it im better then this
good night
Written By"eroticaI Look Upon Her
I look upon her face lying on my pillow
Lit by the light of my bedroom window
Wrapped within my gently arms
Knowing she will come to no harm
I look upon her hair, soft and fair
Unable to find the words to compare
Answers she has given me in times of pain
That love and hope will visit again
I look upon her lips, moist and red
Giving me life when all was dead
She restored my heart when it was lost
Melting what was covered in frost
I look upon her breasts, firm and strong
Knowing that love could not be wrong
Slowly moving with every breath
Always knowing she was not like the rest
I look upon her hips, round and smooth
Gently touching not daring to move
I fix the sheets with delicate care
But a gentle kiss is all I dare
I look upon her face staring into mine
Filling my body as if it were wine
I close her eyes with gentle kisses
For she has answered all my wishes.
George Carlin's New Rules For 2006:George Carlin's New Rules For 2006:
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for
classmates.com! There's a reason you don't
talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't
particularly like them! Besides, I already know
what the captain of the football team is doing
these days: --- mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you
out a window unless you're a seagull. People are
acting all shocked that a human finger was found
in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a
dollar. What did you expect it to contain, Trout?
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have
sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently
damaged. I have a better description for these kids:
lucky bastards.
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's
how much men care about your eyebrows: do you
have two of them? Okay, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water.
There's a whole aisle of this crap (water) at the supe-
remarket,
Written By: EroticaA touch of skin soft and slippery,
With the hint of hint of sweat.
We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets,
As the wind flowed from the window above us.
Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance,
To abandon all of our uncertainties.
You began your work on my lips,
Probing gently as if drawing sex,
From a deep well of longing and need.
Then heated tongues met in the midst,
Of hot and quickening breath.
And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts.
Then intoxicated with those spirits,
Our clothes found resting place on the floor.
Piece by piece,
Until there were no hiding places,
For the two glistening and wanting bodies.
Hunger revealed in this hot moment.
Then skin meshed with skin,
As the floor became the stage.
You moved atop of me easily,
Kissing me as youlowered yourself gently.
As a gasp broke the kiss,
Your hands stroked the stray strands,
Away from my forehead, then became entangled.
Our slow rhythm gave way,
To urgent and demanding thrusts of
Freedom Isnt FreeI watched the flag pass by one day,
It fluttered in the breeze.
A young Marine saluted it,
And then he stood at ease..
I looked at him in uniform
So young, so tall, so proud,
With hair cut square and eyes alert
He'd stand out in any crowd.
I thought how many men like him
Had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil
How many mothers' tears?
How many pilots' planes shot down
How many died at sea
How many foxholes were soldiers' graves?
No, freedom isn't free.
I heard the sound of Taps one night,
When everything was still,
I listened to the bugler play
And felt a sudden chill.
I wondered just how many times
That Taps had meant "Amen,"
When a flag had draped a coffin.
Of a brother or a friend.
I thought of all the children,
Of the mothers and the wives,
Of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.
I thought about a graveyard
At the bottom of the sea
Of unmarked graves in Arlington.
No, freedom isn't free.
Enjoy Your Freedom & God
Weary Wary Werewolf DreamsWeary Wary Werewolf Dreams
weary the man as he seeks his bed
flesh and bone dragging
almost dead
wary is he of the moon full so white
closes the window
to block out the bright light
shuts his eyes
lets his body relax
werewolf dreams all set to attack
the mares of the night
run full speed ahead
the hour's at hand
werewolf dreams
rip deep rifts in his chest
long hungry claws shred
the peace of his bed
far away
just like the moon
running the night
stalking souls to devour
lost lonely souls
in the full moon hour
the eyes of the werewolf
deep yellow and bold
looking and searching
for what he not knows
the peace of the night
a deep comforting sleep
for his bone weary being
never finding a rest
from the beast down within
the dreams all tainted
his spirit defiled
issues demands
the wee hours of dawn well underway
werewolf wakens
shivering cold and shaken
the window wide open
YouBy Queensrÿche
Danger eyes like mine scan the room
no one over the line gets out alive.
Pieces of insincerity
are like the stuff upon which we feed.
Do I feed you?
It goes on and on, this insanity,
The game of us and them we play.
On and on admit that we like it this way.
I'm upside down, inside out for you.
No matter what goes down, I'll still be there for you.
They say that like attracts like, we're one and the same.
To say you're one of my kind is to say,
we don't take the blame.
The box that all others find they need,
to make themselves more than they seem,
only makes them scream.
It goes on and on, this insanity,
The game of us and them we play.
On and on admit that we like it this way.
I'm upside down, inside out for you.
No matter what goes down, I'll still be there for you.
We've seen the sun setting in their eyes.
It could be worse, it could be us.
Not another life time without you
I'm upside down, inside out for you.
No matter what goes down, I'll
My Work BioHello bois I am Li Ann..Yes I am half asian but I was born here in America. I am a horny house wife who loves to masturbate and flirt over the phone while my husband eats my pussy.. There is nothing that gets me off more than feeling my hubbys hot tongue brushing up against my clit while I know your cock is growing and you are running your hand up and down it and getting ready to blow your load all over the place. I promise to leave you breathless and satisfied....Nasty Past TimesNite FlirtsPhone EncountersClick on the picture above to view my listings!
My Work SistersAble April@ LostCherry Trashy_Tina@ LostCherryJuicy@ LostCherryJuicy Jolene@ LostCherry Juicy Jasmine@ LostCherry Blazin Becky@ LostCherry
Skittles And Cops Dont Mix Well!at the game today.. we were throwing skittles and guess what i hit the cop.. yep thats right!! i hit the cop! lol it was funny as hell..me and my friend ran.. and than she triped over the bleachers.. lol heheh.. god what a dumb fuck.. wen we went back we found out that my other friend almost got the blam for him.. than the cop saw me and new better.. lol wow cops just love me! lol woohhoo.. cops.. make me giggle!
No Words Between Us SpokenNo Words Between Us Spoken
(Slightly Adult Content)
the look in your eyes speak louder
than words between us ever do
so true a blue
as they capture me
within the thoughts of you
they travel me
so leisurely
a deep yearning for you blooms
like the rose that gallantly grows
after the deep cold of winter frost
my heart is planted
deep within your fertile soil
the voice of your desire
thunders like my heart
I tremble with delight
knowing all the fires that burn
in the cold and dark of night
could never be
near as bright
as the passion that we share
your eyes demand
my heart
becomes
your soul
when you softly lay me down
your lips
a flame
that breathes to life
the fire
of my being
I burn
I burn
no words between us spoken
Living DeadI feel so dead inside
Sometimes when I lay in bed
I seriously wonder if I am alive
Then I move my finger and realize
I am alive... but just barely
I am the living dead
I feel so dead inside
I feel this emptiness in my soul
I wonder if I will ever feel again
Then I get depressed and realize
I can still feel... just not anything good
I am the living dead
Note to readers: This was a while a go I'm not this depressed anymore. lol
LostThere she was just standing there
all I wanted was to smell her hair
She glanced my way just to say hi
all I could think about was her eyes
She walked toward me with a grin on her face
all I wanted was to take her away from this place
As she stood in front of me
all I wanted was for her to be free
She held me tighter than before
I don't want her to be sore anymore
I whispered in her ear
"I'll love you till the end my dear"
I took her by the hand
and led her to a far away land
I showed her everything there is to live for
and taught her how to spread her wings and soar
I watched her fly far, far away
even though I wanted her to stay
I slowly turned around to leave
when I felt her breathe
UntitledThere is a hole,
which i cannot fill.
There is an emptiness within my soul.
I must reason with what I cannot kill.
How do I find
what I have lost?
He is always racing through my mind.
I cannot hide from what I have been taught.
I know he is right here
in front of my face.
I just cannot seem to grab hold of what is clear
even though he is the only one that makes me feel safe.
Please help me search
for some kind of peace.
I'm sick of being cast upon this curse.
There is only one who can put my mind at ease.
How long will it take
to find my true love?
I must wait until I'm truly awake.
I must look beyond and far above.
Who I Like On Lc/ct Part 4who i like on LC/CT is Miss Sherrie because she's a wonderful,sensitive,caring and a great person to be friends with i made her smile this week by making her a pic sign so i know in my heart she likes to smile when she can i am just glad i can make that happen for someone i like on the LC/CT and Miss Sherrie you have a place in my heart forever because to me we're friends for life and i also think she's an amazing and bright person as well i am so glad we're friends on the LC/CT right now from Bruce
Cherry BlastHi there everyone, I am new to lost cherry. Just wanted to make myself known. Looking to meet some new people, and have great conversation! Hit me up!
Cardinalswell looks like we might just do it and win the world series. the cards were hot tonight. I think detroits pitcher had stuff on his hand but tonyluruso was cool about it he wants to win to show everyone even tho the other team may cheat we can win this without cheating. and that we are the best team this year this is our year go cards!! make us proud and i know some of my friends might have diffrent teams but you got to give the cardnials there props cause they were the under dogs and now look at them.
Forgive Me And I Will Forgive YouYou forgive me for liking you too much,
And I‘ll forgive you for not liking me enough.
You forgive me for missing you so,
And I‘ll forgive you for being so cold.
You forgive me for the loud racing of my heart,
And I‘ll forgive you for not hearing it.
You forgive me for playing your games,
And I‘ll forgive you for toying with my emotions.
You forgive me for finding you so attractive,
And I‘ll forgive you for not noticing.
You forgive me for raising you up so high,
And I‘ll forgive you for bringing me down so low.
You forgive me for wanting to be with you,
And I‘ll forgive you for avoiding me.
You forgive me for being so pathetic,
And I‘ll forgive you for taking advantage of it.
You forgive me for not being able to let go,
And I‘ll forgive you for never having latched on.
You forgive me for having hopes and dreams,
And I‘ll forgive you for crushing them.
Forgiveness brings inner peace.
Do we have a deal?
This One I Wrote After I Caught My Ex Cheating (don't Gasp It Happens To Everyone)THIS ONE I WROTE AFTER I CAUGHT MY EX CHEATING (DON'T GASP IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE)
You shattered my favorite dream....
And lowered my self-Esteem...
You shattered my heart...
I thought you had class....
But now I've realized you were just an ass
You shattered my life...
With your filthy Cruel Lies
And stabbed my heart with a damn knife
You shattered my dreams-
I thought I was your girl
But you left me
And you're not in my world
You shatterd my heart and my mind
And your cheating self left me far behind
But that's alright I'm okay
I don't need your lies- or your ass anyway.
You thought you could make me jealous
By putting your arm around her
But you know what? Think again
You told me your lies and said your goobyes
But you know what? This is not the end
You had your turn-now it's my turn my friend
You thought you could get away with it...
But you know what? You Guessed Wrong
You were hateful and treated me like shit
One day you would see
Went To Vegas Last WeekendSaw the First premier Pride Fighting Championships in the U.S.
It was freakin' crazy! Among celebs there, I saw Chuck Norris and Jason Statham.
If you're familiar with UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship), you should check it out!!
http://www.pridefc.com/pride2005/index_new_temp.php
PeachesEver drink Bud Light and Peachtree Schnapps together? It's fucking goooooddd!!! Hehe!! Made me think of this song!! Only wish I could've found a video for it or something!! LOL
movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
i'm movin' to the country i'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches
i'm movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
peaches come from a can they were put there by a man
in a factory downtown
if i had my little way i'd eat peaches everyday
sun soakin bulges in the shade
movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
i'm movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
i took a little nap where the roots all twist
squished a rotten peach in my fist
and dreamed about you woman
i poked my finger down inside makin' a little room for a ant to hide
nature's candy in my hand or c
Faq'sFAQs
Greetings and Good Evening,
Well I must say it is pleasing to answer a few questions concerning My status and I am open to answer any and all questions as I have nothing to hide . So I will answer some commonly asked questions
1..what do I like in a lady ?
What it is that I like or desire in a lady is quit simple.
1.) Youthfulness and beauty
a. thin and fit ( mentally and physically)
2.) a.) In public , confident, competent, and assertive. And might I mention that a lot of this depends completely on the supportiveness of the "Man" not boy but "Man" that she has in her life.
4.) humor ( a big thing )
5.) respect and supportiveness of that Man. When in public that lady should always be respectful, no matter what and likewise, unless she is disrespectful she should be treated
Been Down With PneumoniaI have been neglecting my friend here. I have had pneumonia for 5 weeks now and I am just now home and starting to feel better. Hope all is well with ya'll. XXOXOOXXOOXXXXXX
Web Account AddictAh, greetings citizens/netizens of Lost Cherry.
I am a real life dominatrix and a bit of a web-addict... here is where you will find Me:
http://msgenevieve.com
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http://msgenevieve.buzznet.com
http://niteflirt.com/MsGenevieve
http://tagworld.com/msgenevieve
http://msgenevieve666.com
http://bolt.com/MsGenevieve
http://www.stickam.com/profile/msgenevieve
http://profiles.yahoo.com/mistressgenevieve2000
I have lots more.
My Name Is Joe(this is not me it's a molson canadian commercial)
Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it ABOUT,
NOT A BOOT.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS JOE!
AND I AM CANADIAN
My First Tarot ReadingOk so for the longest time i've been wanting to learn how to do tarot readings. So my friend who is into them bought me a deck and they have manga style art work which makes them double awsome. So i just did a simple lay out called the diamond. you have a specific question in mind and you shuffle the deck cut it and then deal it. you lay down the seventh card and it represents your past then on the left hand side of it you lay down the 14th card and that is the present then the 21st card goes in the top middle and that is the future. then you choose a card at random ( the one that feels right) as the last card which you place at the bottom middle and it is giving you advice. so i lay down the sun and it's reviresed then the emporer and it's reversed then the star and it's reveresed and then the hermit and it's reveresed. very weird that they all happen to be reveresed. that makes the meaning different. the question i had in mind was should i try to patch up my broken relationship or mo
ReneeI meet this girl about 8 montha ago we used to fight alot like 3 to 4 times a day we would drive each other crazy.All we did was fight like crazy stress eachtoher out try to push each other away.We allways thought some oen was cheatin and it really kill boht of us and then we broke up for a while like 2 week or w/e then we talk again and then we talked shit out date for about 2 months broke up again for about 4 days back together.Then we got in shit with the cops so now we can not see each other but we still do duh and we are so fuckin close right now it is not even funny.
I love her to fuckin deathn she is my world yo no one will take her from me and if someone ever did i would not now what to do she makes me complete.She makes me feel like a somebody like i am allways doing good but i am really fuckin up alot and for the last 2 months we have beein datein i have not fucked up but once and it was about something i sadi to her and she got mad we broke up for 5 hours and we where
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Life Of A DickHard life of a Dick
It’s not easy being a dick. I’ve got a head I can’t think with. An eye I can’t see out of. I have a have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbour is a real arsehole. My best friend is a pussy. And every time I get excited I throw up!
Are You Winter Or Summer?You scored as Spring !. You are spring. Because you just love the spring. Maybe you should try to see the good things in some of the other seasons of the year, and try to love all the year :)All seasons !92%Spring !92%Summer!75%Winter !59%Autumn/fall !42%Are you winter or summer?created with QuizFarm.com
Pure LoveStone Sour - Get Inside
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JolkZ-jfXho
What I Want To Do To YouWhat I want to do to you.
mmmmmmm there is just so much I want to do to you and with you there are not enough words to tell you.
I can imagine us together, holding each other, kissing. touching carressing each other.
We stand there in each others arms. Just being together. slowly my hand runs down your body. searching for that special something that is below. undoing your jeans I reach in and find it waiting for me.
as my fingers wrap around your cock you moan. Your eyes close. starting to stroke your cock my knees bend and I go to the floor. your jeans fall to the floor also. YOu kick them off so that you are uninhibited by clothing.
Lowering myself I lick the head of your cock. It starts growing with my touch. my fingers are wrapped around it but my mouth is not on you yet. Just letting my tongue flick across the very top. slowly letting my tongue start to run around the head. tasting every bit of you. I close my lips around you. and start to lick the shaft of your now
Random QuestionsI'm looking for the most random questions people can come up with that I'll answer. It can be about anything and everything. Come on now ask away and don't be shy.
*sigh*Six o'clock in the morning
My head is ready to explode
I can't believe I made it home alive
I don't remember where I went
Or what I was drinking
And now it's made me sick
And I'm not denying
That I get this way
When I try to get over you
I get this way
When I try to get over you
Sometimes it hurts
So much to lose the one you love
Sometimes it hurts
So much to lose the one you love
I tried so hard to hate you
But it only makes it all worse
I only end up hating myself
And as my hatred grows
So do the lies
It's hard to face the truth sometimes
God I feel so useless
God I hate myself
When I try to get over you
I hate myself
Will I ever get over you
Sometimes it hurts
So much to lose the one you love
Sometimes it hurts
So much to lose the one you love
And after all this time you'd think I'd understand the way you feel
But no
I only think about myself
And it's driving you away
I always knew it would one day
Sometim
It's Long, Just Had To Get It Out.Mondays and tuesdays seem to be the days that bands send invites out. That's just how it is for somereason. It seems to be getting more and more each time. I'm thinking that band pages should be turned into groups. Bands should have to have groupsites, instead of actuall pages. That's unless they are real people. Like as opposed to imaginary people? Yah, basicly. There are some bands that actually read people's pages, and write to them and respond to them, and the comments and such they get. Those bands should get to have actuall pages. Bands with an auto-biography on their page, get to be counted as real people in my book too. Bands with a plain biography written by someone else, and who don't leave messages with friend-requests, and who never comment or leave messages, don't count as real people to me. There's no proof that they are real to me.
School is gradually improving I think. Very slowly, but there is some slow recognizable progress.
Other stressfull things are
New Here At Lcwith silver and stone i mead the with my blud i bouwnd the with my name i call the
A Work In ProgressThis is a work in progress that came to me one night. any feedback would be appreciated. Hope you enjoy it.
Clutching the glass of elixir, she begged silently for someone to stop her. She had a choice to drink the elixir and become immortal or die in the shadows of the night. The moon was full and shining down on her in the room she was in. That was the only light other than the candle burning slowly away. She could feel the life slipping away from her.
He knew the feeling he felt it was her. He always had a feeling that he was to be with her, ever since the first day they met. If he had not taken the path that he found, he would have lost her forever. He felt her slipping away from him, he knew time was running out. For he was already immortal himself, this happened long ago.
Letting her mind take over she was going numb. She heard many voices of past ancestors telling stories of the ancient ways. She heard a familiar voice, from many lifetimes ago.
He was calling o
Men Are Like.....THANKS WHISKEYGIRL FOR THIS , ITS GREAT LMAO
…Lottery tickets. You have to rub lots of losers to get a gooe one.
…Nursery rhymes. Simple, but entertaining around bedtime.
…SUVs. Awkward, but handy for carrying stuff.
…Pretzels. They’re harder to resist after a few beers.
…Bell hops. They usually come loaded with baggage.
…TV commercials. They usually last about 30 seconds.
…Cheesecase. It’s hard to keep them off your thighs.
…Outhouses. You can usually assume they’re full of it.
…Foreign films. Confusing, but at least there’s nudity involved.
…Little boys. They need to be fed, dressed, and occassionally spanked.
…Squirrels. Most of what comes out of their mouths is nuts.
…Shag carpet. Too fuzzy, but fun to walk on.
Go Armywhat can i say..i'm a military brat my self...grew up in the air force...and now my little bro has gone on to join the army! gotta say i'm loving it...plan on joining myself when i finish school...so all of the troops on LC i salute you...thank you for what you are doing... you are great men and women...brave for what you are doing for this country...and i'll help you kick the ass of anyone who says otherwise...
Get This Party StartedHello everybody,
What the *(*^ is this party about? I came here with no idea of what it was up to. But i think i ike it. So i have to collect a cherry of 2000? LOL Okay, let's just do that!! First let me tell you a litle bit about myself:
My name is Jocelyn, i am from the tiny country Holland (The Netherlands).
I have lot's of hobbies, but my main hobby is the racetam i am in since four years now. I don't drive myself, but do the communiction and being a host for new people who want to invest. We drive the circuits from Holland, Belgium and Germany. A big friend ofmine is racing in the BMW 130i cup, and i hope he will be dutch champion this weekend at the circuit of Zandvoort.
I like going out with my friends and travelling must be my secund great hobby, but not always having the money for it LOL
What else? I tell you more later!
Greetz Jocelyn
Wont Be On For A Few DaysHi to all that know me
Just leeting ppl know i wont be online for a few days.
I'm in the middle of swopping mt broadband providor and as a result the old one has turned me off at home but the new one hasnt switched me on.
So this week i've been checking in on LC at work but its half term now so i'm for a few days. boo hoo NO LC.
So until im back connected ill try and pop to my mothers to check in.
ta ta for now Jon
My Mani have this bf chris on here and hes the best thing to have ever enterred my life...so i dont wamt ne of u fuckin that up for us were very fuckin happy together so dont think u can change our minds other wise :) and def would lov to thank our friends and fam and HOI of course without that we wouldnt have met... so ima end this um thing short
bye
mmwfzcl! ;)
~becky~
True FriendshipYou will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this message-
just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again! I don't want to catch whatever you have!
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass!!
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why? You may ask....because you are my friend!"
Friendship is like peeing your pants--everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this t
Get Over It!!!mhmmm...
Get Over It
I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin’ ’don’t blame me’
They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else
Spend all their time feelin’ sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma’s too thin; your daddy’s too fat
Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin’ and cryin’ and pitchin’ a fit
Get over it, get over it
You say you haven’t been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, old billy was right
Let’s kill all the lawyers, kill ’em tonight
You don’t want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn’t owe you a thing
Get over it
Get over it
If you don’t want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, get over it
It’s like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You’re makin’ the most of your losin’ streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak
You drag it arou
Who Missed Me?I have been gone awhile, and thought of all of you that i chat with often. I needed some "me" time, and feel refreshed!! I missed the friends I have made on here, and hope to hear from you soon. I am trying to catch up on new pics and ratings, please give me a little time, you have not been forgotten!! LOVE and KISSES to all of those I actualy talk to!! And to those I don't, have a great day, and maybe we can talk soon!!
Temper
Yeah...wellwell this week has being pretty boring..,. nothing much *yawns* the only good thing is going to the gym, being working out really hard. yesterday i was leg pressing 110 kg *ow my legs could feel that* and today i ahd the most intence workout, i spent 2 hours there working on everymachine and GOD it felt great.
just can't wait till friday, drinking karaoke and clubbing at karova *the onbly good club in ballarat* hopfully ill pick up thios time *not bloddy likly*.
keep metal
Ghosts? (repost)(repost of original by 'flamespirits' on '2006-10-24 18:05:08')
(repost of original by 'Diva & Daddy' on '2006-10-24 18:33:30')
Song Of The MomentI've never written a love song
That didn't end in tears
Maybe ill rewrite my love song if
You can replace my fears
I need your patience and guidance,
And all your loving and more
When thunder rolls through my life, will you be able to weather the storm
Theres so much I will give baby, if i'd only let myself
There's this swell of emotions I feel I must protest
Whats the point of this armor, if it keeps the love away too
I'd rather bleed with cuz of love then live without any scars
Baby can I trust this or do all things end
I need to hear that u'd die for me again and again and again
So tell me when you look in my eyes can you share all the pain and the happy times
Cuz I will love you for the rest of my life
This is my very first love song, it didnt end in tears
I think I rewrote my love song for the rest of my years
I will love you for the rest of my life
A Mother's PrayerDear Lord, its such a hetic day,
With little time to stop and pray,
For life's been anything but calm,
Since You called me to be a mom.
Running errands, matching socks,
Building dreams with matching blocks,
Cooking, cleaning and finding shoes
And all those things that young ones lose,
Fitting lids on bottled bugs,
Wiping tears and giving hugs,
A stack of last week's mail to read-
So where's the quiet time I need?
Yet as I go to bed each night,
My heart is filled with true love's light
As I take one last peek, I see,
This treasure you have given me
God's own sweet blessing sleeping there,
The answer to a Mother's Prayer.
I Can't Help It!Y'all might wanna avoid my new pics for the next few days lol... i just downloaded an animator, and i am experimenting with it... i am always totally into anything new for a week and then i get bored, so don't worry... it won't last forever!
Fuck Yeah!I see a lot of people on my friends list posting blogs that are nothing but song lyrics that really touch their hearts. Well, i've decided to do the same thing. Enjoy.
Song: America, Fuck Yeah
America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rod
How Evil Are You?I was actually surprised how nice this makes me look. -J
You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
Only Less Than 3 Weekstill Veteran's Day and still there are strong feelings for what our brave fighting men and women are doing. I come from a family deeply rooted in the traditions of military service; still having 4 cousins who are deployed to certain areas involing their field of military expertise. I just want us all to ensure that we take a moment to pause and reflect why we are able at this very moment to sit at a computer an "blog", it's because someone is fighting for our freedom and ultimately giving of themself to to possibly the fullest, their life so others may live. So when was the last time you "Thanked a Sailor, Solder, Marine or Airman?"
So lets not take a lot for granted! Lets focus on true heros, not sports or celebrity heros; but but the one that lay it on the line daily for you and me!
Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Bleeding Skythe black sky bleeds
rain drops of an unknown, unexplored, unexplained pain
bringin life to a world we have turned our scarred backs on
a world we pop pills, pop veins trying to erase
while some of us eat popcorn, listen to pop music, pop birthday balloons because pops 'forgot' to show up
the black sky bleeds
causing flowers to stand like a soldier trained to kill innocent people for a natural resource
making grass green with envy watching the birds fly free while getting shitted on, pissed on, walked on, stabbed, cut like the backs of slaves, like the wrists of kids who got sick of screaming 'help' into the ears of deaf parents...
leaveless trees barracade a cloud
blocking the suns view
as the moon slowly creeps away holding a star which it throws into the sun, causing it to explode, sending rays into the window..waking the elderly widow..who was dreaming of rainbows and arrows..
birds whistle, cats purr, as they witness the birth of morning...
the blue sky bleeds
If You Not In Love With A SoldierIf you're not in love with a soldier
If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't know adventure. You don't know smelly gray PT uniforms that require daily washing. You can't understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bathroom floor.
If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't understand the meaning of the phrase going to the field and the weeks or months you spend away from each other.
If you're not in love with a soldier you can never imagine the hole in your heart when the pone call comes. "Honey I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas I don't know how long I will be gone or exactly where im going, but I want you to know I love you always!"
If you're not in love with a soldier, you don't know what its like to say final goodbye. You don't know what it really means to be glued to the televison. You don't understand fear and you can't possibly understand the sleepless nights of endless crying wondering if you will ever see the love of your life again.
Loving A SoldierLoving a SOLDIER
Loving a soldier is a high price to pay, loving him truly is hard when he's away. It's being alone with nothing to hold; it's being young, but feeling old; it's having him whisper his love for you; it's whispering back that you love him too. There comes a kiss and a promise for more, as his plane slowly rises to soar; reluctantly, painfully, letting him go, while your insides are dying from wanting him so, watching him leave with eyes full of tears, standing alone with your hopes, dreams and fears. It's sending a letter with the stamp upside down, to a far away love in a far away town. It's going to church to kneel and pray, and really meaning the things that you say. Being in love will foster your dreams, of that far away soldier your mind fairly beams. Days go by, no mail for a spell, you wait for some word to hear that he's well. Then a letter arrives, and you've given in, to open his letter and read it with a grin, yes, he is well and misses you so, it's filled
For LoveWen you love one doset matlove one ter black or wiht?
no
wen you love one doset matter haw old?
no
wen you love one doset matter the weight?
no
wen you loe one doset mstter if you care?
yes
wen you love one doset matter if you hug and kisse the one you love?
yes
And last
Wen you love one is it all only sex?
no
No you knowe samme of the love!
And love is more dann words
vrom patrick
I Hate ItWho thought of the word blog anyway!!! That is the question???
And So It BeginsI'm so frustrated right now. It seems like no matter what I try to do, it's not good enough. I'm trying to do what's right, but due to certain PMSing women, I can't do so without my ears getting burned off! My friend is getting sicker, we'll know more when he gets back from the cardiologist today, but it's not really looking good. Those that actually read this, please pray that God gives me the strength to do what I need to do and not go berserk in the process!
I'm considering making Memphis my permanent home for a while..or at least until my friend moves or something else happens. But before I do move, I need to tie up some loose ends in MS...which includes saying goodbye to someone I really didn't want to have to say that too. It's killing me. But I know this is something I have to do. Memphis is where I'm needed, and even though it will hurt, I'm not backing out, not when I"m needed the most.
Never Forget - A Soldier And His Puppy In Iraq----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: NEVER FORGET
Date: Oct 25, 2006 8:20 AM
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Spoiled Brat
Date: Oct 24, 2006 7:05 PM
Hello
My name is Mary and I ran across your page and I loved it. My husband is currently in Iraq for the third time, this time it is for a year. It helps that people support and understand what all military personnel are going through. Thank you!
.
Here is my husband trying to pet one of the puppies on the base that he is at.
Thank you again!
Mary
Tell Your Friends - About My New Website www.MySpaceWebsites.Org
NEVER FORGET A VERY SPECIAL PLACE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS MUST VISIT
Hmm.Well, as usual i'm bored so i decided to post a blog entry.. i'm hoping to meet some new friends, so please feel free to send me a msg or add me to your friends list.. but only if you actually plan to talk to me.. :)
A Pray For Our Troops....Body: Please send this on after a short prayer.
Prayer for our soldiers..please don't break it
Prayer
"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they
protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they
perform for us in our time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our
Lord and Savior. Amen."
Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a
prayer for our troops around the world.
There is nothing attached.... .. Just send this to all the
people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you, please....
Of all the gifts you could give a Marine , US Soldier, Sailor, Airman,
& others
deployed in harm's way,
Prayer is the very best one
Votesi need some...
i feel like such a whore...
anyways click here
Alright Dammit -I'll ask again before I get out my belt...
Make me happy...leave me some voice comments :-P
Supporting And InspiringTrue Leadership
When we call someone a leader, what we sometimes mean is that they are the best in their particular field; they are inspiring because of how much they accomplish. To be highly accomplished is impressive, but that isn't what leadership is about. True leaders are not just high achievers; they also support the people around them to achieve, and, in certain cases, to become leaders themselves. In other words, true leaders do not create a static group of followers. Rather, they create an environment in which everyone can develop their potential. True leaders don't get so caught up in the forward thrust of their own energy that they forget about others or the larger environment. They set an example with their actions, and they also support others to act. This is why true leadership is so rare.
Not everybody is cut out to be a leader, but most of us have the potential to serve in a leadership role at some point in our lives. When doing so, we might want to be inspired by
From The First Time...From the first time that I saw you
I have wanted just to hold you
Kiss and worship and adore you
Nothing I wouldn't do for you
Deep blue eyes were so enchanting
Lovely lips just too inspiring
Golden hair way too enhancing
Lusious body so imploring
Every word you spoke was soothing
As you walked by my heart was sinking
It was my pride you were crushing
I'll admit that I was lusting
But the words just weren't coming
The sight of you is so alluring
But you didn't even notice me
In her eye's I wasn't worthy
Another love that never would be
IMspidey/M.M. 10/06
Copyright © 2006
I Want To Get To Know You PlsIf you're on my friends' list... I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other.
1.Your Full Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. do you go to church?
8. Piercings:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of LC?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If
American DreamHello, All U LC's and Cherries out there,This is my First Blog .I want to thank Everyone for their Commment's and Welcome's .So here go's, I am an AMERICAN that just want's to have the AMERICAN DREAM "and so far i have had the Blessing of GOD, to have found part of my Dream HERE on Lostcherry.com This place is the BOMB""i have had the Honor to have met alot of WONDERFULL PEOPLE on Here!!And the STAFF is The Best of The Cherries!!....thank u`all and have a WONDERFULL Life !!......oh I wont feel right if i don't mention my soon to be Wife Teresa...... The Cowboy.....(aka)luv_n_cowboy_jack
Funny ShitEd was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
Show Your Love For BbwsBeing that i am a BBW i decided that i would write a blog to express that everyone should show us some love.. :)
Seduction StyleYour Seduction Style: The Dandy
You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations.
Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories.
It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you.
You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone.
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Random Thoughts...Pei Wei is so damn yummy! Pad Thai with veggies and tofu. Absolutely to die for.
****lick my chopsticks****
MMMMmmmm good!
Hat Contesthey i am actually in a contest so if you could go and vote here is the link
and thank you every one
Love Is Never EasyLove is never easy, but
It turns life into song.
There is no bit of circumstance
That love cannot transform.
There is no weary moment
Of anger or despair
That love cannot convert to grace
And render whole and fair.
How passionate the paradise
That comes from knowing well
That someone in your happiness
Finds pleasure for himself.
How sweet the gift of giving to
Someone who gives to you,
A selflessness that gives to self
More self than self is due.
With all the searing madness of
The world from day to day,
And all the dreary sadness that
No joy can take away,
There is one truth more beautiful
Than anyone can bear:
That two can trust that when they turn
They'll find the other there.
Friendsi am trying to make friends and trying new things on the computer i hope u like what i am going to try thanks
Seduction StyleYour Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Im SorryHi all...Sorry I haven't been online for the last few days..lots going on here. Thanks for everybody thats showing me love :) You guys are the greatest.
Danny
Over The EdgeThere's an open door
calling to me I just cant ignore.
waking up I realize this door is the only thing that keeps me inside.
Justice that bitch done me wrong.
Guity of crimes that aged me too long.
Murder when its time to play dead,
Staring up the river is how my time is spent.
You see its true.
I dont want time in this death bringing tomb.
words of hope
are much to late for my forgotten face
still I take my chances
Over The Edge...
ParentWELL I AM A MARRIED SEXYMOM OF 2 BOYS. AGES 6 AND 4. I WANT TO MEET OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS. I LOVE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. SO IF YOU ARE COOL AND YOU LOVE KIDS GET AT ME. PLEASE DONT DISRESPECT ME AIGHT.. UR GURL SXYLUCIOUS HOLLA MUAH
My Daughter Continuedi just found out on 11/28/06 my daughter has too have surgery to remove her tonsils and adnoids so she can breathe at nite. She was cryin and she begged me to have her dad here with her when its time for it. He iz in Ohio and i dont have much money due to her other problems i keep losing my jobs. Its been a tough year 4 here first seizures then bipolar and now breathing problems. Im tryin to find the money to bring him down 4 her so if anyone knows of away to help me pleaze let me know!!
Nothing But Surrenderin and out of love again
but this time remained
drifting between the holes to hide in
there must be a better place
than alone with regret
the mistake of being true
of loving
blind because of believing you
believing in you
cling to notions
of deserving better
earning a way in the next life
but the ancient lost
wants no more of this
wants to dry up and be done
old and tired of the bleeding heart
when there is no music left in a smile
passion left in love
hope left in moments
what is left but surrender
The DawnSee me standing stong and proud.
Life is black a dark storm cloud.
See my faults and my mistakes.
Watch as I turn, now your the fake.
I see your eyes, they're wide with pain.
Gazing through them is your distain.
I close my eyes, the deed is done.
Open and wonder where this corpse is from
I poke, I prod, and then I taste.
I shake my head, at all this waste.
The blood is sweet and dark, and red.
This one I know was not long dead.
I lift my eyes and gaze at the moon.
It's almost gone, the day is soon.
I leap, I fly, and then I soar.
And fall on another with a roar.
Her blood is wrong bitter, and cold.
I pause, a girl, pretty, not old.
I stand to speak, to utter the curse.
The night overwhelms her as she starts to nurse.
My dark blak blood flows through her veins.
Soaking up her all and any pains.
Now she's like me a child of the night.
The sun's almost up she jumps in fright.
At the coming of like she follows my trail.
fog matching skin, showing the pale.
We slee
A Good Friend1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath ....I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "because
you are my friend"
The Ins And Outs Of WaterfallsIt eats out the inside
It pours from the outside
like a fountain flowing from my heart
peircing it through like a sharp poisen dart
spreading disease, and wearing down walls
letting pain in like holes in a dam
The more that comes in, I'm shown as a sham
The more I swim the more I sink
pulled like a bubble stuck in the sink
MorphsAnyone that would like a morph made, that I havent made one for yet , just send me an pvt msg that you would like one and I will make one for you
T
ChessYes it's about chess... and cheese...
I don't fully understand it myself unless I'm under the influence of a combo of mind altering substances...
Chess is Like cheese
Cause it's square like these
Blocks of reality please
DON'T TAKE MY QUEEN!
UnsureI"m not sure where to go from here...I have some decsions to make and I'm not sure how to do it. Do I go with my heart or with what my mind is telling me. I've done both before and gotton messed up. I'm only sure of one thing and that thing is....Baby, I love you. That is a good thing. I am with a good guy who REALLY cares about me. When I'm talking to him everything seems so much better then we say goodnight and things come flying at me again. Work and school are draining me. I know it's part of life and I'll adjust but I'm sick of it all. the drama and the never being good enough. well I guess I'll leave for now. Bye and thanks for reading
ThinkingThinking is overrated
full of love and hatred
all these thoughts
running through my head
feeling these thoughts
better off dead
knowing no-one knows
places no-one goes
I have this feeling
unable to let it go
my sanity is waining
not willing to let it show
I see one
I like one
I want one
I say none
to anyone
The EndI see I sit The fog is standing
Just like a parent ohh so demanding
I hate this voice the rask of death
everything about it screams a test
ohh fucking hell I'll end it all
I feel it the pride before a fall
WtfCow constitution
tuxedoed dog
blackmans bowtie
dutchmans clog
bald headed blondie
aggrivated violins
hazing of the newbie
chewing on onions
Shrimp fried mushrooms
wedding cakes on the fall
having sex in my room
hauling off a paul mall
looking in the mirror
at the eyes inside my head
thinking is this normal
living in a shed?
A Friend That's LostBring it he didn't
Ask him i wouldn't
need it I shouldn't
but want it I do
One says that he won't jew me
A hit that goes right through me
But he forgot
Eyes Bloodshot
Not feeling the best
Please not all the rest
Another gets some
I saw it she had some
My stomachs not full
empty it with a pull
crystalization
neutralization
He does too much
as a friend he's such
A forgetfull one
Me he didn't shun
except for now...
Wat Kinda Of Sex Do I LovePhone Sex. "Talk dirty to me" describes your idea of a good time. A sexy voice really sets the tone of a good evening for you. Phone Sex100%Orgy94%Oral Sex72%Anal Sex67%Normal Sex67%Gay Sex61%Cyber Sex33%
I TOOK THIS TWICE AND GOT SQME ANSWER IM GOOD WITH PHONE SEX REAL GOOD LIKE IT SAY BUT IM BETTER IN PERSON SN DEFF.LIKE IT BETTER
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I Don't FeelYour a sick sick bastard
I hate you with a passion
Mixed and cut, twisted and burnt
I look sane on the outside, but inside I'm hurt
Mixed up emotions floating through my mind
Hoping to one day, any day find
A place where I'm happy, contented and safe
A place where noone stares no need to strafe
I've seen this place, I've been there before
I've lost it al now, Be your bitch no more.
Looking all about me seeing none but pain
holding all my feelings, battling the reigns
Of terror, hate, and rage uncontrolled
My inner thoughts my feelings, all covered in mold
It hurts to think that she may die
The thought is selve brings tears to my eyes
peircing through my inner veil letting sadness out
Make me want to run about
Twist your neck with a shout
The one feeling left for only one person
left with that feeling no music on
I wish i could feel
Like I did that day
Why ???DONT U EVER WONDER WAT IS WRONG WITH PPL THESE DAYS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS I LOVE YOU WOULDNT U THINK THEY MENT IT AND WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY MEAN IT THEN U REALLY WOULD BE THINKING THEY MEAN IT BUT WHEN IT ALL COMES TO AND END ITS LIKE THEY DIDNT EVEN CARE ANYMORE EVEN THO THEY WOULD STILL SAY THEY LOVE U I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY SOME PPL WOULD PLAY GAMES AND LEAVE YOU CLUELESS AND WONDERING SO MAYBE I WILL BE WONDERING MII WHOLE LIFE WAT HAPPENED BUT MAYBE ONE DAY HE MIGHT TELL MEE.....
I JUST DONT GET IT !~!!!!!!
Its Official I'm An Assholesize: 14pt;'>
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?
Thank Youi WANT TO THANK EVERYONE THAT LEVELED ME UP. i WILL GET TO YOU ALL SHORTLY i HELPING TAZZY RIGHT NOW. yOU SHOWED ME THE LC LOVE AND I WILL SHOW YOU THE LC LOVE BACK. AGAIN THANK YOU ALL.
34 Random Questions1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
no1 thats stupid lol
2. Who do you blame for your mood today?
the alarm clock lol
3. Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yea
4. What should we do with stupid people?
I'm the wrong person to ask
5. How long do you think you will live?
lol i hope 4 a while
6. What was the first thing you did this morning?
took a shower
7. The color of carpet in your bedroom?
Beige
9. Last person you went out to dinner with?
anna, arielle, and lur
10. Are you spoiled?
lol yea
11. Do you drink lots of water?
No
12. What toothpaste do you use?
colgate
13. How do you vent your anger?
write
14. The last compliment you received?
"good job u fucked up" hehe im used to those
15. Do you look more like your mother or father?
daddy
16. When was the last time you threw up?
summer?
17. Is your best friend a maneating ant-eater?
uh nope i dont think she is
18. What theme does your room have?
metal bands
19
Ok Favor TimeI need all my minions to check my blogs out and commment and rate em Peace
I Am WindYou Are Wind
Strong and overpowering
A force to be reckoned with, no one dares cross you
You have the power to change everything around you
You are best known for: your wrath
Your dominant state: commanding
What Type of Weather Are You?
AlcoholoroscopesAlcoholoroscopes
ARIES (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers,
Even Though It Could Never Happen, This Is.... Well, Yeah, First A Man Would Have To Be Telling The Truth... And That Doesn't HappenA small smile played on her lips and she exhaled the barest of sighs. “God, I love your lips. Their shape so makes me want to put my dick between them and slide in and out of your mouth.” His finger traced the outline of her smile and he realized just how hard he had gotten. But he wanted to do this for her. He drew his fingers down her body, moving the blankets to expose more of her, the other hand covering where he’d already been to keep her from getting too cold and waking up. The phone cradled on his shoulder, he philosophized, “Have I ever told you how beautiful you are, how gorgeous I think you are? There are times, days, I can’t even think of you or my dick would stay hard. I surprised you the other night, didn’t I? Being just a little forward? The look on your face when I told you I was jealous of your damp underwear stuck to your skin… You were shocked and then hot when I told you to feel for the proof that what I said was true. I’m not very showy, but, damn, I want
Would You Do These Things???1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
12. Take me home for the night?
13. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
14. Sing kareoke w/ me?
15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
18. Do you think im ugly, cute, or handsome?
19. Do you like my style?
20. Do you think im funny?
21. Do you care about me?
22. Would you cry if i died?
23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide?
24. Would you dance with me?
25. Would you sing happy birthday to me?
26. Would you hold
Pot-less Zac; Day 3can't sleep
clown'll eat me
i need to recline and laugh
hahahahahahahahaha
WHO THE FUCK IS LAUGHING AT ME ?!!
Exhausted...I'm EXHAUSTED and starting Friday things just aren't going to slow down...
My upcoming week...
Thursday (Tomorrow):
Dentist Appt. Ouch, another 9 shots in my mouth no doubt!
Friday:
Halloween Carnival on Post (in the evening)
Saturday:
Get up at 4:45 am drive to Fredricksburg for Eric's football game. Drive the 2 1/2 hour drive home again... That night take dogs to friends house, come home, go DIRECTLY to bed...
Sunday:
Get up 4am leave for San Antonio for Haley's cheerleading competition. Take kids to see the Alamo and River Walk if there's still enough daylight... Drive the 3+ hours back home, pick up dogs from friends come home go DIRECTLY to bed...
Monday:
Drew's birthday, get up 6 am, kids up 6:30am, drive to bus stop 7:10am. Once kids are safely on bus come home, shower and leave for the PX. At PX wait... 1200 meet Gretchen Wilson :o) ya know REDNECK WOMAN :o). Come home, make sure house is REALLY CLEAN... Cook very nice dinner for Dr
My Story, Pt. 20amanda: *looks kinda stunned*
matt: *sighs* you don't have to say yes.
amanda: no, no, no, i want to but...
matt: what?
amanda: i know it's been over 3 years, but i don't know if i'm ready to take that step again. not yet at least.
matt: *nods* ok. understandable.
amanda: i mean i really want to ---
matt: *stops you* baby,, baby, baby, don't worry about it. i don't wanna pressure you. you can take your time making your descision. ok?
amanda: *nods*
matt: *kisses you*
amanda: *kisses matt back*
matt: *breaks the kiss slowly* i love you baby girl.
amanda: *smiles* i love you too my emo blob. oh yeah,, you remember justyn from my old high school right?
matt: ummm yeah, why?
amanda: well she's having a halloween party around 9-ish and i was wondering if you wanted to go with me?
matt: ummm sure who else is going?
amanda: christina and ryan and whoever else justyn invites. it should be insane. she throws the biggest and badest parties ever.
matt: ok. but what are you and i
PoisonYou scored as Posion. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.Posion87%Gunshot80%Bomb80%Suicide53%Eaten27%Drowning27%Natural Causes27%Disappear20%Disease20%Stabbed20%Cut Throat13%Accident
Good News...I'm in love... I'm so happy! go look at her pic in my folder she is my juggalette lover :) I can't wait to meet her
My Drug Of ChoiceYou scored as Marijuana. The most beautiful, chill drug out there. You want something that's not too harsh on your body, and soothes the soul. It's also not addicting, so smoke it up, baby! And never have to go through withdrawls. Marijuana75%Inhalents69%Mushrooms63%Alcohol63%Ecstacy63%None!50%Cocaine25%What's your ideal drug?created with QuizFarm.com
I'm Kinky!You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM95%Sex God85%A Romantic40%Virgin8%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
Haters!Ok! I get along with DAMN NEAR EVERYONE! So I get one prick whos pissed because I said I was taken! Whoop DE DOO! Im hot and Im nice sooo your beef is what? anyways! Im in a hella good mood! met a ton of kick ass sexy peeps and i dont give a fuck! so go drink your Hatorade and get glad!
im out!
xo's
Amber
Going Out Of Town For A WeddingI'm about to check out on leave and start driving 510 miles to Gatlinburg TN. I'll be gone until Sunday evening.
My second wife's second daughter is marrying a Second Class (Petty Officer) shipmate from my last ship. I introduced them 2 years ago by email when we deployed to the north Atlantic, Mediterranean Sea, and Arabian Gulf. Over the course of the six months we were gone, they communicated by email and when we got back, she came up here from her hometown to meet him. They hit it off and are so good for each other.
The wedding is Friday afternoon, which is (by pure coincidence) my father's 65th birthday and 17 years to the day I first reenlisted aboard my first ship.
Wish them well. Tracey from Gulfport and Andrew from Memphis. They will make their home in Norfolk VA.
Giving And Not Gettingi love you with all my heart and soul. i give and give and dont ask for much. but i guess that is just to much for you. i ask but for a few hours of your day each day for it to be time with me. yet i am wrong for asking. so i dont ask any more. if you'r online friends are more important to you so be it. dot say i didnt warn you when i slowly turn into a shell of what you knew. i can only give so much. i dont want material things, just your touch. maybe id be better off wanting other things than your time and love. you sit up all night with your online friends while i am left by the wayside. but thats ok. when someone else realizes the good thing you have and tries to take me from you. you have no one to blame but your self. dont blame anyone when i walk away from you into the arms of another. dont ask me why or how could i just remember i begged and begged for your time and touch and all you could do was sit online with your friends who were more important than i. dont begg me to sta
A Little BetterI am a little better today. I will be completely content when I can actually talk to my best friend about some things. Thanks for all the love guys!
Update On My MomThey have moved her to a nursing home for a little rehab. She has alot that needs to be done before she can come home. So we will see how long she will be in there. Thanks again for all the love and support
Bob Seger And His Newest Release - Face The PromiseAs many of you may know, I am seriously hooked on Bob Seger's music, have been since I was in High School and anyhow after a very long hiatus from the studio scene, last month he released his latest album "Face the Promise" after a 12 year hiatus and I must say that this has got to be one of the best albums that I have ever heard put out by him.
Anyhow here is my favorite song off this latest release "Wait for Me"
Game OnGame On!
This should be interesting!!
Here's how to play the game.
Describe me in ONE WORD...just one word!
Send it to me only, in a Private message
Then copy & paste this text into a new comment and Post It to your other friends in a New Comment
This is really fun!
GAME ON!! Have fun and Enjoy!!!!
Hacking On The Lc Web SiteJUST TO MAKE YOU ALL AWARE THAT NO ME THERE IS A GUY OUT THERE THAT THINKS HE'S CLEVER BY HACKING PEOPLES ACCOUNT FROM HERE SO IF YOU CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS AND MAKE THEM LONG AND HARD ANE JUST BE AWARE OF WHO YOU TALK TO I HAVE HAD A FRIEND LOOSE HER YAHOO ACCOUNT THIS WAY SO ALL BE AWARE OF THIS THE ID HE USES IS CALLED motherdata OR SOME THING LIKE SO DON'T ACCEPT ANYTHING FROM HIM THANXS ALL AND BE SAFE OUT THERE AND WE WILL BEAT THIS JACKASS
My MusicUp here I will be putting up a lot of my favorite songs and videos to share with all of you. I hope that you will emjoy them.
Neal
I"m Tiredi'm so freaking tired..so yeh, yesterday..not fun, today even worst...had that test i told people about...figures, average was 11/50, i got 12/50 :( that's not good...i'm tired..:) aight i'm out..i gotta sleep..even for 10 @ work
This Is Beautiful, Try Not To CryWhen you're down to nothing, God is up to something."
> > This is beautiful! Try not to cry.
> > She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating
> > room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he
> > going to be all right ? When can I see him ?"
> > The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't
> > make it."
> > Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care any
> > more ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you
> > The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One
> > of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to
> > the university."
> > Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son.
> > She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red
> > curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked.
> > Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a
> > plastic bag and handed it to Sal
Another Good Dayi got to school early so i was on time for calculus (clay wants us there early so we can get started as soon as the school day starts at 8:50). there's a test on friday and i had to tell clay that i couldnt take the retake of an ealier test today either.
science was fun. we went on a field trip to see a mineral collection of the father of a graduate last yr. we had to meet outside between the C building and the A building. my necklace my sister got me in italy broke (already!!!) so i sat outside waiting for the bus and trying to fix my necklace (and it was COLD). kieth finally pulled up and we were talkin. he told me my grade for the quarter (i get an A!!!) and told me that there were only two A's in the class. the other one is grace. slowly people got on the bus and started talkin to keith. the field trip was tons of fun and i brought my mp3 to entertain me for the 15 min drive to his house. the guy, gary, showed us the collection and had ordered pizza and brownies from do
102506 Latest Glitter GraphicsI decided to create danger signs with funny and sexual comments on them. Find them in this category. Enjoy!
I used to say "Whatever" a lot when I was a teen. I guess it's just something that never gets old. Get yours here.
I know I am, especially my own LOL. For those of you who can't ever get rid of glitter, grab yours here
Tell someone what day it is with this hot graphic!
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Greet them a happy birthday with this graphic!
Need Some Support Help A Ninja OutSUP YALL I AM IN BOTH OF THESE CONTESTS SO IF YALL CAN HELP CLICK THE PICS LEAVE A COMMENT AND A RATE THE PICS I WILL RETURN THE FLAVOR HINT HINT NOW GO VOTE GUYS AND GALS AND THANK YOU IF YOU DO THIS FOR ME
DJ JOKAZ
DJ JOKAZ
What Kind Of Tarot Card Are YouYou scored as The Magician. The Magician is about creative genius and talent. He is the master of communciation either through speech or literary means. Being different and an individual means alot to him.The Magician100%The Empress and The Emperor100%Justice100%Judgement90%The World80%The Fool80%The Lovers80%The High Priestess50%The Devil35%The Hierophant30%The Hanged Man20%
Just Wanted To Say I Love Lc!!!Just wanted to say i love LC! It's a great place to meet new people, which i have, some awesome ones at that. Everyone has been so nice and sweet to me, Thanks. Hope all my friends have a wonderful day.
Blast Over, Time For A Break!The blast I sent out, in my opinion, was a huge success. Tons (TONS!) of new friends, and lots of very cool people to meet.
In fact, there's so many that it will take me a good while to go through you all and really see what you're about. Everyone is interesting in one way or another, so it's important and I'll get to it.
For now, however, I need to spend some serious time writing. I had my next piece approved up at AC, an article about Halloween (appropriate, no?), and I'll post that link as soon as it's available. Should be a day or two.
I have much more to write. I'm working on at least two more bits for AC, plus I need to catch up on my other blogs as well. I'll be away from here for a day or two, but that's all.
In the meantime, allow me the privilage of inviting you to AC. If you're a writer and you want to see a little monetary compensation for your work, I can't say enough about this place. It costs you nothing, there's a great forum of folks who can give you advice
Check Me Out On Tv :o)In my continuing drama with the Indiana BMV, I was on TV again. Here's a link to the story... there's also a little thingy so that you can see the interview on video.
Enjoy!! :o)
Karen
http://www.wishtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=5589004&nav=menu35_1
If you can't click on it, you might have to copy and paste into a new browser window.
MUAH!
Show Me Some Love!!!I'm only 238 pts from being a psycho cherry...please help me out! I'll return the favor! Thanks *Lisa*
Im Looking For A G/fhi im a single white man very romantic im looking for a single woman whos looking fro a ltr an offline one not just on here im 39 years old only reply if your sincerly interested in meeting offline at some point thanks
My Birth MonthYour Birth Month is February
Peaceful and harmonious, you seek the gentle side of life.
Your warmth and consideration touches many.
Your soul reflects: Purity, modesty, and faithfulness
Your gemstone: Amethyst
Your flower: Iris
Your colors: Purple, yellow, and light blue
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
I Feel BeautifulMy day started out good. I fit into a pre-preg shirt, without buttons flying, and even fit a cute jacket over it. I went to 7-11 to try to buy Russell cigs (nobody seems to carry his brand), and this guy in his 40s came in and said his friendly hello. Well, I went back out to my car, and he came out as I was getting in, and asks if I'm married. I politely said "sure am" and he said, "Well, then I'll just tell you that you are absolutely beautiful." It made me feel all good inside. So I get to my work to pick my paycheck up, and everyone was telling me how thin and good I look. YAY!
To make everything even better, when my husband came home, he kept telling me how sexy I am. :) So today I feel beautiful, and it feels GREAT!
Take Me As I AmI am sorry my dearest that you feel this way
I never meant to bring you so much shame
Who knew that being me
Would end what we thought meant to be
But I am not changing myself just to please you today
So either take me as I am or walk away
Cuz I have no shame for being this way
So if you can't see what's special in me
Then we're wasting our time and you need to leave
Cuz you yell at me about everything
And no matter what I do it's wrong to you
We can't seem to be happy
All this fighting is distracting
Why can'y we seem to end this
We must be truly senseless
So either take me as I am or walk away
Cuz I have no shame for being this way
So if you can't see what's special in me
Then we're wasting our time and you need to leave (( need to leave))
So now this game is ending, and we could be through
Do you really think that we are just that doomed?
Or are you starting to see
What's special in me
That this is how I am so either take it or leave
So ta
16 Years Later FunnyOne day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.
Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.
So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach.
When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.
16 years later
16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?"
"What?"
I pissed out a bullet.
So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.
Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."
So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.
Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?"
The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet."
"No i was jacking off and i sho
A Special WorldA special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.
And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong
Baby I L0ve Y0uBaby make me smile,
Cause boy I love your style.
You are so sweet,
I'm so glad we did meet.
Baby you are the one I need,
For your prescence my heart does bleed.
I love the feeling of you always there,
And its all because I know you care.
Baby you are my life,
I only wish to be your wife.
I feel it in my heart,
Baby let's never be apart.
My feelings have just begun,
Now baby let me be your only one.
♥
ExposedIt was so hot and sticky, Angela was sure that the other riders of the bus could smell it as well. Her cunt, her pussy, her quim, call it what you liked, but at this very moment Angela's vagina was leaking like a dripping water faucet! Now if she had worn panties, well then maybe no one would have noticed, but Angela never wore panties, because, well because she was what in polite circles they call and exhibitionist! At this very moment Angela had made eye contact with a middle aged man who was seated across from her, and with barely flickering eyes she dropped them nonchalantly to her lap, while casually spread her legs, giving him an eye full of inner thigh and closely cropped pussy fur! His eyes went from her crotch back to her face, but he immediately knew that she wanted him to look, just by the smirking little half smile that crossed her lips. He wet his lips with his tongue, glanced around to see if anyone else was watching, and then let his gaze fall to Angela's nether region a
Your Fly Is Unziped1. "The cucumber has left the salad."
2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."
3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now."
4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."
5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"
6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."
8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."
9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"
10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."
Friend RequestsThis truly is not inspired by any requests I've received.
A friend pointed out some years back that he used his blog to tell a group of people what he'd otherwise have to find each of them, tell each of them, individually. I don't like having to word this disclaimer in each friend request I make (and it applies to those I make, not v.versa), especially since if it's somewhere beforehand (here, say) it's clear I didn't just make my "but", "and", ... up just for the person I'm speaking with (though I do edit these...)
So...
If I make a request of you and describe it so- friend-requests included... it's a request. I understand an apology as courtesy for turning a request down but- if I may?- it really, really confuses me, in the past even moreso, it's tended to feel like the person felt I did not know I was making a request.
(Ok, that sentence has horrible circuitous grammar, but eventually I'll fix it... for now, going to do musicstuffs, somewhat re
Low Sperm CountA 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"
Little AngelTonight she takes the knife
Your little girl with butterflies
Forget all those dreams
Her tears reck with cyanide
And as the night begins to crawl
Her memories fade away
Little demons take her soul
Leaving her dead on the bedroom floor
Little angel little angel, feel no more
As quick as the pills her blood hits the floor
Little angel little angel, fly away
Your body's become cold, you'll weep no more
Her lips are painted blue now
Her floor is tainted red
And all those little toys laid forgotten in the dust
But the razor blades and cyanide
Are keeping warm beneath her side!
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“i Want To Feel Like I’m Really Being Taken Against My Will!!!”Jason was in deep trouble and he knew it, he was on the verge of flunking Economics 1! Jesus Christ, why did he even take this stupid course, it had absolutely nothing to do with his major, and if he didn’t get at least a passing grade, he wouldn’t graduate this spring with his class! Worse yet, he’d have to stay for the summer session and take it over again, and he had plans to tour Europe with a couple of his buddies as kind of a last fling. Professor Watters was known for his toughness, but Jason figured he didn’t have anything to lose by doing a little begging for his academic life, so he scheduled an appointment with the professor for the following day. Right from the start he could see that coming here had been a big mistake, as Professor Watters was totally unsympathetic to his situation. “Study harder, Mr. Polk, that is the only advice I can give you,” Profesor Watters intoned cryptically, “I’ve never given a grade that a student didn’t deserve, and I most certainly won’t start
It Is Almost Election Time !Great Again
One nation, one people, one land
A dream unrealized though close at hand
When we fail to see that the division they cause
It shows in our people the greatest of flaws
When we let them divide us on issues of race
we loose our humanities saving grace
when we let them pretend that nothing is wrong
we will all live a sad, sad country song
they feed us things to keep us from seeing
feed the ills and we loose our own being
lost in a sea of non issues and non truths
not able to know how to vote in the booths
they tell us lies and we eat the rewards of sloth
they divide us on religion they use men of the cloth
they tell us what's wrong with countries moral upbringing
do you hear the sound of liberties last ringing ?
they keep us focused on anything that is unreal
the whole time they take from us all we believe and feel
They chant at us about war and our freedom to live
they wait for us to turn our backs and the stick in the shiv
we pay th
The Fury In The StormTHE FURY IN THE STORM
(Adult Only Content)
as the clouds burst overhead
the lightning strikes
out go the lights
no power left to do my chores
the children gone
at work and school
no TV to view
no laundry can be done
arms about my shoulders
guiding me along
the lightning crashes in the sky
with passion knocking at the door
a nibbled ear
a whisper too
time you say to play
Mmmmm
understand I do
nothing like the sounds of the storm
by which to lay me down
tongues entwine
slick and wet
hands caress
firm and strong
bodies do undress
feel the power of esctasy
you take me to my bliss
a wanton slave
you make of me
the touch of your lips
and fingertips
grasping at my need
a hand upon the curve of breast
another at my back
a finger lightly traces lips
before a hungered kiss
and swirl of tongue
upon the palm
slowly I devour
you within my path
I grasp your chest
and slither
Sent But Not ReturnedSent but not returned
I sent you a letter I wrote you a lot
Words across miles you soon forgot
I sent pictures of memories taken on time
But no pictures or memories where mine
I sent my tears gathered every night
No tears ever returned from your side
I sent my hair a peice of me to hold
It was not enough to keep a heart so cold
I sent my emtiness of being alone
All it reached was your heart of stone
I sent all of me across the ocean
All that returnes is time in motion
I sent what was left when you retuned
All that I got was pain that burned
So now I send to you the past
Belive me I don't want it back
I will send you on you way
Still I hope you'll return my love someday
Do You Know Who I Am Inside Of Me?DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM INSIDE OF ME?
(Adult Only)
Out side of me
walls stand tall
to guard like a dragon
breathing fire
to protect and defend
the within
my deep flower
the lining an inner softness of a time worn heart
not given to stone or to reckless retreat
just preserves
and blackberry jam
all moist, soft and sweet
with kisses so long and wet
they slide down man in a never-ending quest
like a river I flow deep and hard
a spirit of flame that burns so fired
the aroma of honeysuckle, rose, and musk
inside of me
my tongue is wild
dawn to dusk
it lights fire wherest ever it goes
the spirit the tongue of this wandering soul
like moonlight on waters
soft tossed by the wind
this am I
this I am
for I climb within the soul of your night
to take possession of all that I might
to feel the waves of passion move man
within is the quest of my tongue
and the soul I demand
with a lick and a lap upon the
The Bride Tells Her Husband JokeThe bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped
Advantages Of Being A WomanAdvantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without
Bed Timeyupp yupp. im going to bed so frikking tired i can hardly keep my eyes open.
sweet dreams...
The Bud Of DesireTHE BUD OF DESIRE
(Adult Only)
there is a flower
a tiny bud
the color a lovely pink
this flower grows
with tender care
a caress it wantonly seeks
within a warm
and dampened field
it lies quite innocently
moisture rich
about it's core
this bud a woman's key
to sexual desire
a fingertip
a gentle lave-ing tongue
will waken it to bloom
this precious jewel
between the thighs
will lead you to the pool
Top 10 Tips To Know If You Have Pmstop ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Blonde MenThe Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her so I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... "
And here I am.
See, Blonde Men do exist.
The Almost Perfect LifeAn old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)."
The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?"
The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."
Annual Dachshund Winterfest.I can't wait to go with Madel it will be my first time ..lol I dont even know for sure when it is i think January 20 something , South Beach Miami,
and alot of dachshunds.... Here is an old link
http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/4131500/detail.html
Sorry if i haven't been responding as much as i should lately i've been trying to upload a new album of pictures i have been taking. if anyone is curious I .... nevermind I can't show till its all done ;)
" Dachshunds rule, ummm me anyway."
Jelly BeansHave you heard the story of the jelly beans?
Little jelly beans
Tell a story true.
A tale of our Father's love
That's just for me and you.
GREEN is for the new spring grass.
YELLOW is for the sun above.
BROWN is for the soft earth where
People sat hearing of HIS love.
PURPLE'S for the robe he wore
RED is for that precious wine.
BLACK is for the sins He washed
From your soul and mine.
BLUE'S for the sadness of
HIS friends and family,
and is for the glory of the Day
HE rose for you and me.
Now that you've heard the story
You know what each color means.
The story of our Father's love
As told by jelly beans.
So when you see jelly beans on this Easter season,
stop and remember,
Jesus is the reason!
Angels Hugging AngelsHave you ever found a friend that just touches you deep inside?
You feel a special bond that you simply cannot hide.
You give them a piece of your heart, a view of what you are,
Sometimes they live close to you, sometimes they live too far.
It really doesn't matter, you were friends from the start,
Soon you realize their memory is a piece of your heart.
You feel like they're an angel, placed here just for you,
You are always amazed at the sweet things that they do.
You don't have to see them or talk to them every day,
To know that God has sent them in His own special way.
How else could you explain, this friendship and deep love?
It must be an angel, sent from heaven above.
How can you love someone you've never really seen?
The question you may ask, Is this just a dream?
Soon you realize, your feelings are quite sincere.
Your friendship will continue year after year.
Funny when you talk you both seem to disagree,
I think you're the angel and you think it is
The True Meaning Of The Word S.h.i.t!IN THE 16TH AND 17TH CENTURIES, EVERYTHING HAD TO BE TRANSPORTED BY SHIP. IT WAS ALSO BEFORE COMMERCIAL FERTILIZERS INVENTION, SO LARGE SHIPMENTS OF MANURE WERE COMMON. IT WAS SHIPPED DRY, BECAUSE IN DRY FORM IT WEIGHED A LOT LESS THAN WHEN WET, BUT ONCE WATER (AT SEA) HIT IT, IT NOT ONLY BECAME HEAVIER, BUT THE PROCESS OF FERMENTATION BEGAN AGAIN OF WHICH A BY PRODUCT
IS METHANE GAS.
AS THE STUFF WAS STORED BELOW DECKS IN BUNDLES YOU CAN SEE WHAT COULD (AND DID) HAPPEN. METHANE BEGAN TO BUILD UP BELOW DECKS AND THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE CAME BELOW AT NIGHT WITH A LANTERN, BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! SEVERAL SHIPS WERE DESTROYED IN THIS MANNER BEFORE IT WAS DETERMINED JUST WHAT WAS
HAPPENING.
AFTER THAT, THE BUNDLES OF MANURE WERE ALWAYS STAMPED WITH THE TERM "SHIP HIGH IN TRANSIT" ON THEM WHICH MEANT FOR THE SAILORS TO STOW IT AT HIGH ENOUGH OFF THE LOWER DECKS SO THAT ANY WATER THAT CAME INTO THE HOLD WOULD NOT TOUCH THIS VOLATILE CARGO AND START THE PRODUCTION OF METHANE.
THUS EVOL
A Childs AngelOnce upon a time, there was a child ready to be born.
One day She asked God:
"They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"
God: "Among the many angels, I chose one especially for you. She will
be waiting for you and will take care of you."
Child: "But tell me, here in Heaven, I don't do anything else but sing and smile, and that's enough for me to be happy. Will I be happy
there?"
God: "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you every day.
You will feel your angel's love and be happy."
Child: "How am I going to be able to understand when people talk to
me if I don't know the language that they talk?"
God: "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear. With much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."
Child: "And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"
God: "Your angel will place your hands together and will tea
What Is LoveLove... a small word for such a complex emotion.
There is no simple explanation for it,
because love is made up of many things.
It cannot be measured, because it is a feeling.
All of the money in the world cannot buy love;
it has to be earned.
It does not happen by wishing;
it must come about naturally.
Love is not an instantaneous emotion,
but something that grows slowly between
two people, maturing with time.
Once love has reached maturity,
there is no stronger bond between two people.
Love is sharing the good and the bad,
the hopes and the dreams,
the amusing times and the serious times.
It is doing things together, yet leaving room
for each to grow as an individual.
How do I know these things about love?
Because this is the kind of love
you have given to me and the kind of love
I feel for you.
Closed For RepairsMore than you know, I miss you.
More than you know, I care.
You move in your world.
I move in mine.
And the bridge is closed for repairs.
Last night the wind was angry.
Today, there's a chill in the air.
I'm missing you.
Are you missing me -
while the bridge is closed for repairs ?
Two lonely people.
Two lonely lives -
moving through time - somewhere.
I wait and pray,
that love will survive,
and the bridge will soon be repaired.
Life still goes on around us,
but distance hangs silent in the air.
Echo returns to this calling heart.
The bridge is still closed for repairs.
We didn't plan that mad storm -
ill wind that blew from somewhere.
But we let it damage the bridge,
that only true love can repair.
In the distance between us,
like islands apart,
sad clouds still hang in the air.
Please hear this message;
this prayer of the heart,
that the bridge can still be repaired -
and know that I still care.
Three Little PigsThree little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite." said the first little piggie.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second little piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water,"Image of Pig_In_Heaven.gif
said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table
and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split." said the first piggie.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have you only ordered water?"
"Well,"
My Art Movement...You Are Modernism
You tend to be oriented toward the future and technology.
You like art that signals how the world might change in radical ways.
As far as art goes, everything in the past is obsolete - and it's time to carve a new path.
You prefer art that doesn't follow any rules - even if the art doesn't make much sense.
What Art Movement Are You?
Fourty-something Bbw SlutThey where a nice couple both of them in there 40's or so it looked the wife Marge was huge with her massive body crammed into a knee length dress her double chin joining her enormous breasts that sat on her lap as she drank her beer.
The husband Dan was slim and not as talkative as his wife. I was staying just the one night like them at the hotel just passing through and meet them in the hotel bar.
We talked about everything and nothing but it was what I needed and every time I tried to leave Marge would insist on more drinks so in the end I stopped trying and just chatted and drank. I didn't notice at first but she was flirting more and more until it became quite obvious when she leaned towards me to whisper the punch line of a naughty joke and placed her hand on my leg, she left it there longer than needed and then she slid it onto the inside of my leg and gave it a squeeze.
I was amused by it and pretended not to notice. At closing time I said good night but Marge said they h
My Gift...You scored as You have the Gift of Wisdom. You have had the gift of Wisdom bestoyed upon you. You know how things work, and usually don't know where your knowledge comes from. The same applies to other things that you "just know". People come to you for advice because you are almost always right. Have patience with yourself and don't over do everything.You have the Gift of Wisdom100%You have the Gift of Empathy94%You have the Gift of Discernment94%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision81%You have the Gift of a Seer56%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet31%What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com
The First Week Of The New CollegeIt was the first week of the new college semester. My fraternity had planned a big celebration for Saturday night. The party was sea of people drinking, smoking dope, dancing and talking to one another. One woman in particular had turned the heads of most of the men and some of the women in throng.
She was wearing a black and white polka-dot mini dress with a scooped neck that complemented her ample breasts and sculptured dancer’s legs. She was apparently unattached and by her unsteady gait had enjoyed more than her share of libations.
I walked over to her to start a conversation. I quickly found out that her name was Carlynn and she was definitely unattached. We had been chatting for a few minutes and I couldn’t help but stare down at her cleavage. The more that I stared at her tits I could swear that I saw her nipples growing thick and hard as they poked against her dress.
I tried to imagine what her tits would look like exposed. The way that she smiled it was apparent th
Intructions On My Favorite TieApparently this is how I should be tied up.
Your BishopBondage PositionJust a little more. Do you think you can move, my pet? Go ahead, try to struggle. Try to scream. I let you go when I'm good and ready.How would you be tied up?Take the Bishop Bondage Test(only 4 questions)
National Breast Cancer AwarenessIt would be wonderful if 2006 were the year a cure for breast cancer was found!
Every year, breast cancer claims more than 40,000 lives. It's likely that someone you know has been affected by it. Awareness and early detection are our best weapons in the ongoing fight against this killer.
Get involved!
Your support and involvement are so important to us and your local community. Please participate in Pink October activities. Together, we can meet our goal and make a difference in someone's life.
Many of us know women and their families whose lives are turned upside-down by breast cancer. It takes so little to do so much in this drive.
What Art Movement Are You?You Are Impressionism
You think the world is quite beautiful, especially if you look at it in new and interesting ways.
You tend to focus on color and movement in art.
For you, seeing the big picture is much more important than recording every little detail.
You can find inspiration anywhere... especially from nature.
Oh My GoshOk like add me so i can get off the 666 friends, lol thanks kisses
LolLittle johney was taken a shower with his mom and he looked down at her bush and he said mommy whats that why is it there. well johney thats my sponge thats there to keep me clean.well later that night johney's mom and dad decided have some fun but johney's dad wanted her to shave off her bush and she did. well the next day johney was taken a shower with his mom again and he looked down and said mommy what happend to your spongey thing it's gone what did you do with it. well john it got dirty so i got rid of it i threw it out the window it's gone now.so the very next day little johney come running in the house yelling and screaming mommy mommy i just found your sponge the neighbor lady miss smith was washing daddy's face with it.!!!!!!!!!!
My Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Funny though, I did not realize it was hidden
Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your body
Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Beautiful Eveninghi everyone!
start the song before you continue reading
i'm enjoying the night yeah
it's so nice now, not hot as the last days that were like the hell
it's nice to see and feel loved.. and i'm talking about my friends :) yes you all that give time for me and get worried when things goes bad, and smile when i'm happy
my day was ok, i had many things to have done but it's nice :)
i think it's all for now, and i hope you enjoyed the old song of Rick Astley...
yes, i love the 80's and 90's pop music
but those are classics!!!!!
lol much love
Maria
Domestic ViolenceWomen all around the world know of the pain that domestic violence causes. They know all to well about the wounds that never heal the ones that most people never see. The wounds that you are too blind to see. The wounds that you pretend not to notice as you walk by on the streets. They know all to well the never ending fear,terror and lose of self-respect that comes from those wounds.These women i speak of could be your best friend,mother, daughter sister nieces or even your aunts,or ot could be you.The men you beat these women are cowards all they want is control and power over these women so that they can feel good about themselves. They may be drunk or high when the beat these women or they might be straight and sober. It doesnt matter anyway its still no excuse to hit a women.
You say its not your problem when you see these women with black eyes and bruises.You say its not your place to say or do anything. Well guess what you are wrong if you dont say anything no one will. Even
~~~~~am I A Fool~~~~~AM I A FOOL TO BE A DAD TO KIDS THAT AREN'T MINE
AM I A FOOL TO TAKE HER BACK EVEN THOUGH SHE CHEATED ON ME 4 TIMES,
AM I A FOOL TO DATE WOMEN THAT ARE YOUNGER THAN MYSELF
AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE THAT IT'LL GET BETTER BEFORE IT GETS WORSE,
AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE IN LOVE AGAIN AND AGAIN
AM I A FOOL TO THINK THAT I WILL EVER WIN,
AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE THAT THERES REALLY SOMEONE FOR ME
AM I A FOOL TO THINK THAT SOMEONE HOLDS THE KEY,
AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE IN LOVE ON THE INTERNET
AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE,
YEA YOU BET.
I'M THE FOOL THAT WILL KEEP BELIEVEIN
What Sexual Activitly Will You Go To Jail ForSweetlady_tx will go to jail for ...
Celebrating nude day
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Stacey will go to jail for ...
Performing a strip tease on the street
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The Story Of Adar (so Far)My name is Adar. I am the childe of Yanna. I walk the Road of Humanity. Now then, I'm sure I've already lost you in some way or another. When I say that I am the childe of Yanna I don't mean that I came from her whom, no, I was not born of her, I was reborn of her blood. I am a Cainite, what you would call a vampire. For 1400 and some odd years, I have stalked the night. But wait wait, I'm getting a little ahead of myself.
My life began in the year 545, I was born, I grew up, blah, blah, blah, When I was 14 I was already the best hunter in my Germanic village. At 15 the Romans came. I was taken from my village and made into a slave. That didn't last too long though. My owner was a Roman general who didn't believe in letting a strong arm go to waste when being attacked. Did you know that to go from a foreign tent slave to a "soldier of little pay" all you have to do is kill a few more foreigners? Yeah, they let you right in. Well back to the story. So I was allowed into the
RealizationOk yes yeasterday I was told I might have cancer.I was ok until today.I was watching a video by rascal flatts called Sarah beth and it made me realize I am scared to death of the future.For first time I dont know how to be brave.I am alone no one at my side for emotional support and I am so scarred right now.I keep crying and Im trying not to because im supposed to be the strong one but Im crumbling with no one to catch me.
Soldier On WatchI gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
my daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep
in perfect contentment, or so it would seem.
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
and I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old
perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"What
SleeplessnessSo I am still running on only 2 hours of sleep...Alex had nightmares all night and ended up sleeping with me in my bed. So I am exhausted and I still have laundry to get done tonight....uuhhhhhgggg...well, I am going to go get started on my laundry.
No Offense?No offense.... — Wednesday, 25 October 2006
What a phrase that is?
People often say that before offending people. It usually means, I guess, the purpose of me saying this isn't just to offend you, but it probably will coincadently. People who say this often times have a feeling of guilt or wrongness about offending people. I rarely utter those words. " No offense..."
Another one that's funny is " with all due respect.." Well, that sometimes means with no fucking respect at all, because sometimes there isn't really any due. lol. It just gives the illusion to the other person that you may have some for them, or you think some is due. Everything I say, is obviously meant with all due respect. Many a times even all due, means nothin at all. And I'm too honest to create the illusion ( that there is some due respect ) for them.
Other "faviorite" phrases are " Don't you know who I am?!!!!! " " Who do you think you are!!!??" " Just who the fuck do you think you'r
Happy Halloween Ya'll!HAPPY HALLOWEEN YA'LL!!! LOVE YAS!!
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Happy Halloween...
LifeLife
It’s about taking chances, taking risks…
About caring when no one cares back.
It’s about making a choice
Between right and wrong…
About making the best of a bad situation…
It’s about not giving up
When you’re convinced it’s over.
Life isn’t about living or dying…
It’s about surviving and making the most of it all.
Life is about being all you can be.
It’s living your life…to the fullest!
Life…live it well…
And, as Spock says, “Live long, and prosper.”
Rhiannon 10-7-96
*ok, the end is corny, but it was all i could think of. lol*
For EleLyrics by: Al Dublin
Music by: Harry Warren
My love must be a kind of blind love
I can't see anyone but you
Are the stars out tonight?
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
'Cause I only have eyes for you, dear
The moon may be high
But I can't see a thing in the sky
'Cause I only have eyes for you
I don't know if we're in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue
You are here
So am I
Maybe millions of people go by
But they all disappear from view
And I only have eyes for you
I don't know if we're in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue
You are here
So am I
Maybe millions of people go by
But they all disappear from view
And I only have eyes
Yes, I only have eyes
I only have eyes for you
Only have eyes for you
Only have eyes for you
Only for you
The reply to your comment
My Dearest LoveMy dearest one,
My one true love…
I sit here numb and helpless…
Missing you…
Feeling your loss…
Wishing for just one bit of your touch…
Your eyes upon me…
But that will continue to be my wish…
As I cannot dare conceive
Or even dream of getting in your way…
When you are on such a road…
I can only be here…
Waiting for the moment in which you will let me know…
Let me in…
And let me help you…
Help US…
Through this confusion…
Through this…destructive darkness…
I love you with all my soul…
All of my being…
And I will always come back…
The silver thread that ties and binds…
Grows stronger each moment with you…
The more time I am with you…
The more I can no longer imagine myself without!
And you know what, my love?
I don’t want to imagine life without!
There is no life without…
I don’t know that there ever was before you…
You have seen my past…
Or at least have heard of it…
It was nothing…
I was nothing…
And may haps you do not see it now…
But wit
The AffairsThe 1st Affair
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> A married man was having an affair
> with his secretary.
> One day they went to her place
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> and made love all afternoon.
> Exhausted, they fell asleep
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> and woke up at 8 PM.
> The man hurriedly dressed
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> and told his lover to take his shoes
> outside and rub them in
> the grass and dirt.
> He put on his shoes and drove home.
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> "Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
> "I can't lie to you," he replied,
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> "I'm having an affair with my secretary.
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> We had sex all afternoon."
> She looked down at his shoes and said:
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> "You lying bastard!
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> You've been playing golf!"
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> The 2nd Affair
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> A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
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Lifeit seems that the same 'ol same still sneaks in reguardless of the face they wear.
Shutting The DoorsShutting the Doors
Shutting the doors…
Closing my mind…
From the dangers waiting within.
To open my mind…
Sheds light on my every thought…
And leaves me unprotected from the hurt in the end…
Behind the door lies a hammer…
And so that door must never be opened…
For the hammer hurts too, too much…
Opening that door…
Opens up my heart…
And in the end all that will do… is kill.
Rhiannon 10-10-96
For Allim sorry
I hafe to gowe
im be back in DECEMBER06
GoodnightMuch love to you all! Talk to you tomorrow! MUAHZ and Sweet Dreams!
The Day At The MallThe Day At The Mall
by Sweet as can be BBW
My girlfriends and I had had been wandering around the mall all day. We loved to just hang out and watch the guys, not the boys. We were all more into the guys in their mid to late twenties. They were always much more handsome and of course more knowledgeable in the art of sex.
Although I was the only girl in our group that had never had real sex, just with the dildo that one of the girls had gotten me for Christmas last year. I loved that thing; I had managed my first orgasm with it, but had never been interested enough in a guy I had dated to let him in my pants. I refused to just fuck some guy, not that I was all into being in love. I just know that I could never just throw my sweet pussy into just any bodies lap; I am worth more than that.
So anyway, we were hanging in the mall, laughing and having a great time in the food court, when we saw the most intensely magnificent man, he looked like a Greek god; Adonis perhaps. He had a
The Shopping TripThe Shopping Trip
by Sweet As Can BeBBW
I entered the department store to purchase some summer clothing; I started to look through the women's section, finding a few things I liked. I noticed a handsome young man near the same area that I was in, he had broad shoulders and a grand chest and when he looked at me and smiled his eyes made me melt. His eyes were a gorgeous gray that just seemed to hypnotize me, and instantly made my cunt get damp.
I looked away feeling as if he could tell what I was thinking, I am sure I was blushing because not only was my cunt heating up but the heat arose through my body and my face felt as if it were on fire also.
I tried to go about my business, shopping and just minding my own affairs. But as I was not thinking clearly and had drifted off yet again into the abyss and day dreams of that sexy man that I was so flustered over, and soon I had bumped backwards into someone and as I turned around there, he was the great looking guy that I had ju
Im So Excited!!I am getting so excited right now I can't even begin where to start. There are so many things on my mind right now like what am I going to wear, make sure the house is spotless and everything. My husband and I have only been married now for 5 years and to some people that isn't long but to us it is. We have been through so much together and we still act like were kids most of the time. We feel if we don't then we might as well be old people. He is my best friend in every way. I can talk to him about everything.
He didn't come home at all in this last year because we figured since its so close to the time of christmas we will just take a month off for that. I get to have my baby all to myself for a whole month without any calls or anything. I can't wait, my life will be complete again and I will have help with my daughter also. She can be a handful especially since her daddy isn't here. All I know to all you wives that your husband is coming home finally I know what your feeling bec
The Need To WriteI want to write (you need to, you need to write)
the words just won’t come (are you sure about that)
it is overwhelming to feel so wordless (yes it is)
yet again I set pen to page motionless (what is it you really fear)
what truths await me as I have trouble taking in air (you are so close)
do I fear how real it becomes if it is in ink as thick as blood (you can do this)
black and white it becomes forever and it won’t go away(but you can change your heart)
so what are the truths of today…(yes)
tjs2k61027
Werds Am HardYou're no more a writer than I am, you pompous asses.
bang bang bang on the keyboard with the damn monkeys.
No Name!!A friend had a talk with me the other night and what he said made a lot of sense to me!! For years I have sat by and was someone I'm not why because I was trying to get by with out pain form those I loved!! So for the longest damn time I was editing my life. Now with a lot of help from friends, I'm makeing big steps to not give a fuck about all the BS thats out there!! People look at me and they think they know me,but what they don't know is no one really knows me i see to it,all my life I've been everything that everyone eles wanted me to be. Shame on them for not wanting to know me and shame on me for leting them not know how fucking pissed off that they didn't want to know me!! I'm dark,sad, pissed off,very sexual,lusty for many things,understanding,broken.Thats me in a nut shell ,You don have to fucking like it,but you have to deal with it. Been this way for all my life not going to change for anyone. If you can't deal with it thats your fucking lost not mine,I'm one of the rare
Seriously...Why do I even bother?
How come men are close to IMPOSSIBLE to figure out?
Why is it so hard to pick up the phone and call?
Seriously... Unless your hands got blown off in the war, (God Forbid)... if you like a girl... CALL HER. More than once a month!
I'm giving up on dating.
I'm going to be single, with 30 cats and a scooter by the time I'm 50 and playing cards and bingo with all the other lonely women men looked past because they weren't fucking supermodels.
I hate men.
EDIT: A little background...
I thought I might as well explain this in case anyone gives a shit which is probably no one...
I hung out with this really cool guy a few times this summer. Just friends, had dinner once, played on photoshop at his house... and he said he'd call. We hung out most recently on Thursday and then on Friday afternoon. he wanted me to bring him lunch to his Army sports day thing, when there was tons of people cooking out food (I at first took this as a good sign so
Kinda UpsetWell it seems unless you post bulletins or blogs about sex you get ignored. I'm kinda wondering why I came here, don't get me wrong I have met some cool people but it doesn't take long before they forget you. Maybe if I posted a blog called" my big dick, come and get it" people would pay attention. who knows.
Arrrrrgg!!!! I Hate Being Sick!!!11 Save Me!UGGGHHHHH!!1!1
Lyk... For a week I have stuffed nose which I thought I`ll have just cold.
So once I came home from friend's house... I took Nyquil that my mom bought for me for my cold...
Next morning, I cannot even move, every muscle in my body was in pain, I couldn`t help it but cried at how much pain I was in.
I couldn`t even walk.
I couldn`t even sleep... I was really tired, tired enough to sleep but I couldn`t.
I couldn`t eat or drink because of my throat was killing me.
I was shaking.
I was shivering all the times, my body tempterture kept raising and dropping repeatedly so I kept on going back and forth bring so freeze then burned up.
Once mother told me the dinner was ready, I was waiting for her to bring in food but didn`t... Stepdad came in and said dinner was ready like mom already said.. So I assumed I had to grab it myself...
I stood up and tried my best to walk so I had to lean on anything that keep me from falling... And I only could walk to my bathroom.. Whic
River ViewRIVER VIEW
Breathing water without a care
moving swiftly, like flying through air
making turns in the blink of an eye
bright silver glinting, gliding by
slick and sleek rainbow of splendor
moving tward lover, motions so tender
Tiny fins like ballerina toes
gracefully bending to rivers flow
each delicate gesture changing the maze
young lover pursuing in hungry daze
round twig and log, over rock and fern
his elaborate dancing, lady to turn
Musical notes playing the breeze
currents rippling, staging ease
down through mirroring images see
spinning, twirling, movements free
dignified minuet, swirling two by two
river passion, gently swaying, silver, green and blue
Elusive, My Thoughts Seem To BeBlind, blinded, blindly
I swipe a blade at the air, hitting nothing, hearing my sleeve flap in the air with the force of my pointless blows. My clothes constrict, and laugh at me…
Inanimate objects seem to be laughing at me…
I cannot see, did I mention that?
My flesh is screaming at me, I have not satisfied myself for some reason…
My organs seem to be screaming at me…
I double over and throw the blade’s handle to the floor, lunging onto the point…
I forget my point, but I seem to feel something, it feels warm.
I think I’m hungry now, I think I can eat…
But I’m finally tired now, maybe I can finally sleep…
I don’t have to close my eyes, because I’m…
Your Song By Elton JohnIt's a little bit funny, this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but, boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live
If I was a sculptor, but then again no
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song yeah, and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but, now that it's done,
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses, well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on
So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever se
YesterdaysThere was a Time When We All Was in School Right??
How Many Of us Had that Certin Person We hung Out with, that used to get Us to ditch classes with them.. Or get in Messes Just to keep the teachers running!!
Im Sure quite a few Of you Dont Want to think Of those days but I would Like to Hear About them....
I can remember when Me and Another fellow Cherry Member got Into a fight just Because we was Bored and Had nothing better to do!!
It resulted Into a 3 day suspension from School!!
I had the princable scared of me when He had put me in a room to cool down and i left to wander the halls and i cornered Him, he ran to his Office and next thing i knew I was being picked up to Be sent Home., LOL!! And It goes On and On... But you only know Me As a keyboard and Screen name.. you gotta get to REALLY know Me... Be PALS for a bit.... Hang Out.... LMAO!!!
I hope this doesnt Frighten Anyone Off... Because I Value Everyone's Friendship In Here.. :)
you guys are the Best!!!
New Jobhey everyone
just wanted to let everyone know that i got a new job today. i start work on monday. i work at advance auto parts
Mainstream ManiaOK APPARENTLY I WAS HAVIN PROBLEMS POSTING THE BLOG BEFORE....BUT NOW I GOT IT FIXED! COME CHECK US OUT!
Bill Of RightsMY Bill of Rights
I have the right to ask for what I want.
I have the right to keep my personal life to myself.
I have the right to. say no to requests or demands I can't meet.
I have the right to be faceless and nameless.
I have the right to express all of my feelings, positive or negative.
I have the right to be blameless.
I have the right to change my mind.
I have the right to make mistakes and not have to be perfect.
I have the right to follow my own values and standards.
I have the right to say no.
I have the right not to be responsible for others.
I have the right to be angry at someone I like.
I have the right to my own needs for personal space and time.
I have the right to be playful and frivolous.
I have the right to change and grow.
I have the right to be treated with dignity and respect.
Just Kiss Me Dummie!!This is just something I came up with,is it for anyone ,nope it's just for me
When I want you to kisses me just do!!
When I want you to nibble me just do!!
When I want you to hurt me just do!!
When I want you to fuck me just do!!
Why is it that everytime I ask someone to do these things they always want to know why?
It's llike hello guys do it all the time and no one aske them why. I mean Fuck what is wrong with a girl wanting to just have sex without all that other crap and don't get me wrong I like all that other stuff but sometimes I just want someone to grab me and just do it!!
Not Saying It Would... But Could...lmao!!!!!The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped men
last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try
it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He
couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was
too open. He considered an
alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his
solution. On the way home from work,he pulled his truck over on the side of
the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the
truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to
orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his
mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?" The man
replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted." The cop says, "Well, you better check you
PicsHey there! I just wanted to say sorry I haven't posted any new pics in awhile. I work nights and I'm having trouble scheduling time to get them taken. I would also like to say sorry to those of you that I normally chat with. I've been pretty busy lately. I'm hoping to catch up with everyone soon.
Hugs and Kisses!
Illuminaughty
Just For Good Fun And A ChuckleBefore I Added this I Wondered IF i Would get Flamed...
I Am Only put this Up for a Chuckle.. And IF you are the type that gets Offended to Easy... then WHY are you reading this... ONCE AGAIN, NO OFFENCE!!
On behalf of Canadians everywhere, I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more forests than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense, I guess our excuse would be that our teams were much, much, much, much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burn
Harry Potterok u can call crazy or a dork or what ever but i love harry potter and a planning on making a pic album for my favorit harry potter pic and all...lol
so go make fun of if u like that not going to stop me from like harry potter lol
~*GaiL*~
p.s. i might not have it up in till tomorrow or something maybe some tonight
Yahooif anyone has yahoo messenger and likes to chat and/or cam look me up. my screen name is bigredpraxair and i'm on at night pretty late or on the weekends. would love to c2c with someone.
Thursday EveningThursday evening. Brother's in the living room with his guitar - singing.
Looking at the pile of bills on the computer desk. They're all coming due - God knows when - I just don't feel like paying them right now. I suppose they'll send me a second chance notice if I wait too long.
I keep checking the mail for my ACLU membership card. They told me that they were going to send me one. Maybe I got it and thought it was just so much junk mail. Damn - I wanted that card.
I wish I had a beer. I suppose I could run down to the Seven Eleven and get a six pack. I just don't feel like doing that right now.
Another telephone solicitor masquerading as a survey taker. Wants to ask me about medicare. "Hell, I'm only 59. I don't know anything about medicare."
"Well is there anyone in your house who is over sixty-five?"
"No."
"Is there anyone in your house under sixty-five..."
"Well, if there's nobody over sixty-five, obviously we're all under sixty-five."
Kingdom Heartsis fun...
that is all.
night night folks---talk to everyone tomorrow! :)
This Site Is Gheyso i cant help but notice that all the "top photos" are of girls showing their asses or tits in quite the provocative manner.
making their "sexy face" or whatever the hell they wanna call that wannabe pornstar pout..
*rollseyes*
is that all these sites are meant for these days?
for people to slut themselves out or make their profiles the sexiest they can so that ppl comment on them?
i mean c'mon people have some fucking self respect.
or at least be TASTEFUL for christ's sake.
this shit is whack.
lol and this whole "rate your photo" thing is so superficial.
i am DEFINATELY not a perfect 10 yet every ranking i've had is a 10
*laughs*
i mean who am i to complain about something like that right? i mean it IS supposed to be a compliment
but everything about this site screams superficial to me.
who knows, maybe i'm just bitter right now
You KnowI might not be the girl next door.
I may not be the "ideal" person and I just want to let every one know that I love myself. I am not afarid to speak my mind or be truthful to anyone. I live by the theory of "if you don't like it don't look!!!" Yes it hurts when people say things that just aren't nice. But I can't sit and dwell on it forever. I look at it this way. If you have to make comments about other people and their apperance then you are on shallow person that doesn't think very much of yourself. Remember that everytime you point a finger at someone else there are 3 pointing back at you. So yeah I may be over weight and not have alot of money or things to show off. But I have me, my kiddos, my friends and extended family. So If you are petty enough to go around putting people have at it but just remember what goes around comes around!!! ;)
Killin Myselfmy eyes slowly open
a cold, cruel reality comes back into play
a sadistic game called life
just to live another day
in a world of pain & misery
how much longer can
I live this lie
somewhere deep down past da lies, past da sugar coat'd smiles
past it all
is da person im killin
torturin
things make sense
im only killin myself
Cancer>>>VIRGOsomeone loves them right now. >Freak in bed. >Always wants the last word. >Caring. >Smart. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loyal. >Easy to talk to. >Hard to forget >Love at first sight wit u babe >Everything u ever wanted >Easy to please >The one and only >ultimate sexiness
>>>SCORPIOEXTREMELY sexy. >Intelligent. >Energetic. >Predict future. >Most erotic. >(Freak in bed.) >(GREAT kisser.) >Always get what they want. >Sexy. >Attractive. >Easy going. >Loves being in long relationships.
>Talkative. >The sexiest ever.... >Romantic. >Caring.
>>>LIBRAVery romantic. >Nice to everyone They meet. >Their Love is one of a kind. >Silly, fun and sweet. >Have own unique sexiness. >Most caring person you will ever meet! >Amazing n Bed..!!! >Did I say Amazing in Bed? >not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... >the most irresistible
>>>ARIESlovable >Spontanious. >Not one to FUCK with. >Erotic. >Funny. >Take you on trips to the moon in bed. > excellent kis
My Broken Angel.Crying in the darkness but nobody cares.
Sharing this pain with whom no one else shares.
Feeling such sadness its as if nothing else even exists.
Suddenly out of nowhere this beautiful Goddess appears.
Instantly all pain becomes even more painfully clear.
Wishing I could wipe away all the pain in her eyes.
Taking a finger to her tear drop scar and falling to one knee as I steadily cry, all the torment this poor soul has had to hide. Wanting nothing more than to give her back the cherub she so dearly loves that she lost in her past life.
Feeling the blame she never ever deserved come to life.
Tearing it from my soul in one fiery strike.
Placing it where it duly deserves to reside.
Never again will that blame huant her side.
Soothingly she touchs all of my pain deep down inside.
Vanquishing every tiny little piece that I hide.
Doing what I could have never done in all of my life.
Instant gratitude and unconditional love I give to my wife.
She blesses me with velve
69 Questions Yes Or No Survey *thanks Anna*The 69 yes or no questions Survey
69 questions about what you have done, be truthful!
Q1) smoked a cigarette~ *puffs* umm no? o.O
Q2) smoked a cigar~no
Q3) crashed a friends car~no
Q4) stolen a car~no
Q5) been in love~yes
Q6) been dumped~yes
Q7) done a shot~many lol
Q8) been fired~yes
Q9) been in a fist fight~yes
Q10) snuck out of your house~yes
Q11) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back~yes
Q12) been arrested~no
Q13) made out with a stranger~no
Q14) gone on a blind date~yes
Q15) lied to a friend~yes
Q16) had a crush on a teacher~yes
Q17) skipped school~yes
Q18) seen someone die~yes
Q19) been on a plane~no
Q20) thrown up in a bar~no
Q21) done hard drugs~no
Q22) miss someone right now~yes
Q23) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by~yes
Q24) made a snow angel~yes
Q25) played dress up~ yes
Q26) cheated while playing a game~yes
Q27) been lonely~yes
Q28) fallen asleep at work/school~yes
Q29) used a fake id~yes
Q30) felt an earthquake~
Guatemala Pictures...Okay, I have reached my photo limit. Help me to increase my level so I can add more of them, if you want to see them. :D
I have over 300 so I guess it would take a lot of levels to get to in order to put that many photos on this site, but the more my level...
the more photos I can squeeze in for you to see. :p
K
Painwhy must guys think it's ok to hirt girl's? why is it ok for a guy to hurt a girl but yet it's not ok for a girl to hurt a guy ? why cause so much pain and act like u love some one and tell them u mean it and not really mean it at all that's kinda messed up if u dont mean it dont use the word at all , it's shame how all guys seem to think its ok to do that to a girl and men say they dont understand women well news flash we dont get why would do some of the things that u do or why , u dont have tocome up with lies to kick it be ur self , dont lie cuz no matter wat some way or some how some one will tell that person or that person will find out cuz u will get caught , pain and they say guys really feel it when ? cuz i only see guys hurtin girls or cheatin on them or just flat out messing with there heart , yea and when do u ever hear about a girl hurtin a guy , well for me never still waiting to hear one story about a girl hurtin a guy , yea and thats after the fact that he cheated on o
To Every Girl........To every girl that is SCARED to
put her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.
To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.
To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.
To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.
To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that won't get
down on her knees & open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.
To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who
just wants him to call.
To eve
Just A Thought If A Guy Can Answer It Please Doi was thinkin to my self today why does every guy think just cuz they have been hurt befor that all girls are the same but might i put out there that all girls are not the same and we get the bad name from the ones who do it and thats not right at all i mean we dont all do it when we love that guy he should not be thinkin that we are out there doing the same thing that other girls did to him he should be worried about how good its goin to be to have a great girl that wants to be with him for him and nothing else so to all the guys out there just cuz one did it to u dont mean we all will i am out peace love and chicken grease one love leslie
The Abc's Of LifeAvoid negative people, places, things and habits.
Believe in yourself.
Consider things from every angle.
Don't give up and don't give in.
Enjoy life today. Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow may never come!
Family and friends are hidden treasures. Seek them and enjoy their riches.
Give more than you planned.
Hang on to your dreams.
Ignore those who try to discourage you!
Just do it!
Keep trying no matter how hard it seems. It will get easier!
Love yourself first and foremost.
Make dreams happen.
Never lie, cheat or steal. Always strike a fair deal.
Open your eyes and see things as they really are.
Practice makes perfect.
Quitters never win and winners never quit!
Read and learn about everything important to you.
Stop procrastinating!
Take control of your own destiny.
Understand yourself in order to better understand others.
Visualize your dreams.
Want your dream more than anything.
X-ccelerate your efforts.
You are a unique individual. Nothing can replace YOU!
Zero in
Please Welcome Him... Give Him Some Pointers Too If U CanHey have a friend that joined the lc please help him with some easy pointers to help him get the site better hehe i am helping him at the moment. but im sure a warm welcom would keep him coming to the lc... ty for the people that lend the time an friendship!
~jen
cumgetsum@ LostCherry
LolA guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
To Every GirlTo every girl that is SCARED to
put her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.
To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.
To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.
To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.
To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that won't get
down on her knees & open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.
To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who
just wants him to call.
To eve
Sooo....that's Not All I Have To Say, Enjoy :-)Alright so I couldn't resist, my own writing on the subject prompted even further thought on how much this song really is to me a sort of me to my past self thing...I'll explain but first, full review of the lyrics.
"Looking back at me I seeThat I never really got it right
I never stopped to think of youI'm always wrapped up in
Things I cannot win, and now I can see, You are the antidote that gets me by
Something strong
Like a drug that gets me high
[Chorus x2:]
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I am
I never meant to be so cold
To you I'm sorry about all the lies
Maybe in a different light
You could see me stand on my own again
Cause now I can see
You were the antidote that got me by
Something strong like a drug that got me high
[Chorus x2]
I never meant to be so cold
I never really wanted you to see
The screwed up side of me that I keep
Locked inside of me so deep
It always seems to get to me
I never
A Friend..A friend who's make you laugh..
A friend who's make you cry..
A friend who's loving you..
And still don't know why..
A friend for one person..
A friend for you..
A friend who's whispering in your ear..
And say: I love you..
A friend, he can't live without me..
A friend, he loves me so damn much..
A friend who's give me everthing..
Even one single touch..
It's about one person..
He's my best friend..
Not only my friend but boyfriend..
And that.. Will never end..!
Love You sweetheart..
with whole my heart, only for you !!!
A DrunkA drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and as he is stumbling
back and forth, a cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you
sir?", the officer asks politely.
"Yessh! Ossifer, sssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Well, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "manhood" is hanging
out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you
aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
missing a beat, blurts out.........
"Oh my God ----- my girlfriend's gone, too!
Hatethis thought just came to mind as i sat down yesterday on which I prefer, to be hated for showing love and affection of be hated for being nasty. I'd rather be hated for honestly showin love n affection! We don't know why some people r on the net, our kindness can be the needed help
A PoemThey get in their cars and they drive away
no one there to wipe your tears away
no one to hold, no band of gold
they take your heart and rip it apart
no reason why, just lie after lie
he left me here with my tears and fears
moving on was so easy for him
but not for me my life just seems empty and grim
i smile and laugh on que ,what else am i supposed to do?
his lil girl cries for her daddy to come home
and doesnt understand why he left us alone
i hold her tight and say everything will be alright
knowing inside from now on our life will be one rough ride.
10/26/06
lori
EmailEd finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life, until the boat sinks. He finds himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
"I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."
"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw materials I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches, I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But-but, that's impossible," stutters Ed. "You had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?"
"Oh, that was n
Your LoveYour love is a Lantern
That lights my way,
Uplifting my spirits
When skies are gray.
Your love is a wave
That lifts me higher,
Into a sea
of tender desire.
Your love is a flame
That can never die,
For always an ever it will be just you and I.
Your love is a rose
Moistened with dew,
Touching my soul with the beauty of you.
A Little Something For SomeoneSeems like forever that you’ve been by my side
Love unwavering
Steadfast
No matter what brings the tide
After all this time, my love for you still grows
A deep appreciation
Respect
I love you more than you know
Foolish GamesYou took your coat off, and stood in the rain
You were always crazy like that
And I watched from my window
Always felt I was outside, looking in, on you
You were always the mysterious one with
Dark eyes and careless hair
You were, fashionably sensitive, but too cool to care
You stood in my doorway, with nothing to say
Besides some comment on the weather
Well in case you failed to notice
In case you failed to see
This is my heart bleeding before you
This is me down on my knees
These foolish games are tearing me apart
And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart
You're breaking my heart
You were always brilliant in the morning
Smoking your cigarettes, and talking over coffee
You're philosophies on Art Baroque moved you
You loved Mozart and you'd speak of your loved ones
As I clumsily strummed my guitar
(You'd teach me of honest things
Things that were daring, things that were clean
Things that knew what an honest dollar did mean
So I hid my soiled hands
Not An Addict...Breath it in and breath it out
and pass it on it's almost out
We're so creative and so much more
We're high above, but on the floor
It's not a habit, it's cool
I feel alive
If you don't have it your on
the other side
The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot
It's not a habit, it's cool
I feel alive
If you don't have it your on
the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
Oh, nothing means a thing to me
Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me I'm falling
And I'm falling.........
It is not a habit, it is cool
I feel alive I feel.......
It is not a habit, it is cool
I feel alive
I'm not an addict, I'm not an addict, I'm not an addict.
Love Show...Sit down, give me your hand
I'm gonna tell you the future
I see you, living happily
With somebody who really suits ya
Someone like me
Stand still. Breath in
Are you listening?
You don't know
Somebody's aching. Keeping it all in
Somebody won't let go of his heart but the truth is
It's painless
Letting your love show
Break down. Give me some time
I don't want the fear to confuse ya
Right now, it's so wrong
But maybe it's all in the future with
Someone like you
Stand still. Breath in
Are you listening?
You don't know
Somebody's aching. Keeping it all in
Somebody won't let go of his heart but the truth is
It's painless
Letting your love show
Maybe truth, maybe lies
Made me want you
Maybe dumb, maybe wise...?
I don't know
Somebody's aching. Keeping it all in
Somebody won't let go of his heart but the truth is
It's painless
Letting your love show
You don't know
Somebody's hurting. Holding it all in
Somebody ca
Soo........mentally Bored This MorningYeah. Another blog. I really don't know on what, but I'm here, I shouldn't waste the bandwidth...right? lol. Monday bloody Monday.
Anyway, where to begin. Where does one start when they don't have anything to start with. Myself, I zone. Mentally anyway. Sometimes I do this to the point of leaving out all other distraction. I hear see and feel nothing. Is it meditation? Maybe, but I doubt it. I'm not thinking meditative thoughts. Usually it's more of mental exercise, starting with one thought and zooming through as quickly as possible to as many related thoughts as possible, just to see what comes up.
Yeah, I'm a strange one.
Yes, I have interesting ways to fill in the boredom
No, I am not worried about it.
I've determined I'm a cat man...and at such a young age. It's almost sad, so much time left in life to not be single and I have the classic sign, multiple cats....
Soon I will be avoiding coffee if I can manage it. I plan to start a Saturday morning. Gre
Sooo...it's Not All BadAlright, so now that you all know how I feel as far as this generation being doomed morally and physically via technology, I will say, it's not all bad.
Todays advancements go a long way for health, not only for curing problems of the olden days, but discovering new. Perhaps this is why there are more health problems out there. In the past people had complexes. Today they have syndromes of any number of kinds, and each is curable or treatable in different manners.
They also go a long way for safety. Car crashes that caused death now cause minor injuries. Work places are safer. Information is sped across the world in an instant when need be to avoid costly mistakes. Surgeries can be done with a surgeons precision and a computers guidance. Criminals can be found out via computer criminal files, instead of released because...no one knew better.
Also communication. A whole entire world, a "cyber space" helps almost anyone communicate with almost anyone else anywhere in th
Bed Space, Airplanes, And Cold Feet Oh My!I've come to the conclusion my bed is not right for me... It's TOO BIG. It's queen sized. Yes I know they make them bigger, but come on, I'm no member of royalty here.
Queen sized is just big enough that on the bad nights I awaken sideways. Feet in the cold air a lil and my head bent back at a bad angle. An extra body in the bed may be enough to keep my body less mobile, or a smaller bed may awaken me before I get settled for half the night in a position that leaves my feet iced over, and my neck looking like I've been gazing at airplanes all day long.
But seriously, I do like my bed, but geeeeezus, the WASTE OF SPACE, my gooooodness. I have a monstrous room so it's certainly not floor space. I could set up 5 Queen sized easily enough. It's bed space. I sleep spread eagle some nights just to feel conservational. Did you know lil pigmy's in New Guinea sleep badly night after night, don't waste the space.
Anyway, no I haven't been drinking, it's just one of them night
Pls Go Vote For Me!!OK EVERYONE PLS GO VOTE FOR MY BOOBIES!!!PLS PLS PLS :D
FINALLY MY 3 CONTEST R HERE!!!!
Vote by leavin comments and rated them!!
HAVE FUN!!!
Best Best Ass in Doggy Position Contest
Best Prettiest Breast Contest
Sexiest , most Delicious Pussy Contest
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A Mouse StoryA mouse looked through the crack in the wall
to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
"What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it
was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning.
"There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse.
I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."
So, the mouse returned
Tickle Me ElmoThere is a factory in Northern Minnesota, which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she
Love Or Lustlove or lust
Love or lust do you know the diffence? the dictionary describes love as a strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties. (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests. lust is defined as "a craving, usually intense or unbridled sexual desire" To me it is a blend of love and lust. infact its both lust within love. Isn't it? Love is emotional, or psychological. and lust is visual, or physiological. its hard to balance between physiology and psychlogy. thats why Love is there, and so is the lust. its just a matter of how to decide what is what and for guys not to think with the wrong head. love is the hardest of human emotions to decifer. capable of producing emotions which can make a man want to be a better man to be with that special woman.
To fall in love and to be in love are two of the most erotic and sensual feelings known to man. Lov
Politics ExplainedA little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to hi
For AllSo frustrated
So much one person wants to say
Things wrapped up inside tightly
Ready to be released and heard
The voice inside of ones soul to be revived
The frustration is killing it
Brings more agony to what one wants
The act of knowing you are tired
So much to say but how much can one release
Thoughts and knowledge of knowing what needs to be done
The reality of how one truly feels
So much for someone to say
Now to have the ability to releasing the pain and wrath
Make one feels much better
So why not let the frustration
It's known to be a bumpy road
Many crossed and failed to test
Some of us know it's not easy
The faith one person has may ease the pain
Ease the frustration which exist with one
Once released, one shall exhale
My Daughter Pt 3We have been going through alot in the last yr we have lost out home due to my daughter having all these problems i keep losing jobs. So now we are living with my parents which sux. Tryin hard to get money up to get a place cuz rite now me and my kids share a bed. To all that do not know me here is what is wrong with my daughter she has seizures, bipolar, and sleep apnia. She is only 7 and she has gained so much weight and i cant even afford to buy her clothes! I'm just so frustrated with everything that iz happing to her.A few mths ago she wuz going into these rages and wuz screaming at me all the time and thats not my girl at all. So they had to put her on antipsychotic meds. to keep her calm! When she has siezures i cry i feel soo bad 4 my girl! We are tryin to put together a benifit to raise money for us to have a family home for x-mas if u have any ideas let me know!!All i am asking is that u keep us in ur prayers so maybe i can get blessed because rite now im feelin cursed.ples
I'm BackI'm back now...finished up the last of my finals this morning bright and early so now I can get back to those of you who have left me comments and whateva and maybe update meself a bit!!!
Love This Comeback!!!!One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also.
But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha.
He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will."
The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward, putting hi
Look Out For Your Kids!Monitor your kids' internet activity
Bug your kids' computers by buying software that logs what sites they browse, IMs, e-mails, etc. - it could save their lives! You can find software that'll limit your child's internet access. Kids are young and don't know about the preditors out there on internet land, even worse, not a lot of parents do either since they are not from the computer era! Heck, even I remember the days where there was no such thing as internet. Parents, educate yourselves, even take classes, cause you'll kick yourselves in the asses if you don't, besides, everything is computerized now, just go with it or become Amish.
Boohoo... :o(I have to go. I really really need to actually get some work done today.
I hope that everyone misses me!!!! ;o)
I know I would.
Hit me up while I'm gone if you feel like it. I'll make sure to get back to everyone later on.
Cheers and Beers!
Sam
Christ In My Dream...Today we sat close, my new friend and I
Both wondering, talking, trying to decide
How to explain, what God meant to us
Not even quite sure, whom we could trust
He leaned in and whispers, I know he’s inside
Both you and I, and all of mankind
I nodded and smiled, I knew he was right
I knew that the answer, was close to our sight
We sat there in silence, as time continued to pass
So close to the answer we wanted to grasp
I took a deep breath, close to despair,
The answer so close, gone in thin air
I looked all around and then up in the room
There sat a man on a cross, my head filled with doom
But his eyes were not sad, instead quite the other
They will full of compassion he felt for his brother
I turned to my friend, now understanding
It’s not about color, creed, or demanding
Our Lord came to us, in body and flesh
To show us the way that most of us missed
He came here and died, not just for believers
But for all of the fallen, lost and true seekers
Open your mind, an
The Queens EnglishA Indian chief from a remote part of the Amazon jungle was flown to London by a local scientific society and met at the airport by a flock of curious reporters. One asked," Did you have a comfortable flight?"
After making a series of squeaks, shrieks and gurgles, the chief replied in perfect English, " Yes, thank you very much."
" How long do you plan to stay?" he was asked.
" Tweeet, squeak, eeeuuuu," he began. " I think about three weeks."
Baffled, the reporter asked, " Where did you learn to speak English?"
" Shhhh, tweet, waaiii. Short -wave radio."
Lost CherryI really like lost cherry its hella cool. I get more love on this site then i do from myspace... its more fun.. its better.. things r great... thanks everyone....
Hey AllWhat's up everyone? I just wanted to say hi and thanx for all the love I'm getting!!! Myspace was starting to piss me off, and not that this is much different but I think it's a little cooler and new is always fun!! SO I wanted to thank you to all who have rated me a ten (your silly coz i'm not but thank you anyways) And I will definatly hook you up too with all the 10's I can!!! Peace Out all!!!
Exerpt...thoughts Of Sylvia Jacob(main Character)Waking up in the middle of the night, as I have done now; is just something that happens. I’ve become accustomed to pretty much eating sleeping pills just to get three hours of rest. If that’s what you want to call it anyway. They use to work when I first began to take them. Then I would wake continuously through the night. A quick trip to the shrink fixed that problem for a while. My prescription went from 100 mgs of Serequal to 200 and quickly to 6. That being just one of the many meds I’d been put on over the years. At present time along with the Serequal; I also am prescribed WelbutrinXL (depression), Zoloft (depression), and Lamictal (this was to cover the many bouts of self mutilation and the annoyance of occurring obsessions I’d have).
In person I was absolutely fabulous I guess one would say if having to describe me. But I and my Doctors defiantly knew different. On paper by government standards; I was absolutely certifiable to say the least.
I could pretty much deal with
Night Before Samhain> The Evening of Samhain *
Twas the evening of Samhain, and all through the place
Were Pagans preparing the ritual space
The candles were set in the corners with care
In hopes that the Watchtowers soon would be there.
We all had our robes on (as is habitual)
And had just settled down and were starting our ritual
When out on the porch there arose such a chorus
That we went to the door, and waiting there for us
Were children in costumes of various kinds
With visions of chocolate bright in their minds
In all of our working, we'd almost forgot
But we had purchased candy (we'd purchased a LOT)
And so, as they flocked from all the street
They all got some chocolate or something else sweet
We didn't think twice of delaying our rite
Kids just don't have this much fun every night
For hours they came, with the time-honored schtick
of giving a choice : a trick or a treat
As is proper, the parents were there for the games
Watching the children and calling their names
"On Vade
Room ServiceROOM SERVICE
Erica was dead tired, and all she wanted was a hot shower and a good nights sleep! A full day of meetings with designers and financial officers had left her totally spent. She always hated coming to New York, not only because of the endless traffic jams, but because it always seemed like every thing was fast, fast, fast with never an opportunity to just take it easy! At least she was in a good hotel with all the amenities, cuz she was going to order room service rather than fight her way through a restaurant crowd. She picked up the phone and dialed eight, in a few second she was being connected with the kitchen where she ordered a Caesar Salad and a hamburger rare. "Twenty minutes," she replied, "good, I'm famished!" With twenty minutes before her food was to arrive, Erica had just enough time to take her shower, so she stripped off her clothing and started the water running, testing it periodically to see if it was the correct temperature. When she was satisfied that
Show Your Support For Ray & CindyI would love it if everybody showed there suppost for Ray & Cindy this weekend bu using the CF ribbon as their display picture.
Get your ribbon here
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