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Here's A Thought For Ya...
You know how people say...When you stop looking for someone (as in your one),they will find you...OK so my point is, Wouldn't that person be looking that finds you??? LOL So how does that phrase even make sense...
Your Tagged...
Instructions..... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "you're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.... 1. I have a habit of calling everyone sweetie...Hope no one is offended! 2. I have a really bad Texas draw! 3. Been married for 24 years. 4. I have a thing for those biker boyz! 5. I sleep naked! 6. OMG...Addicted to fubar! 7. Stay shitfaced everyday but really only socially drink! 8. Smoke....(ewwww....bad habit) 9. Very dominant 10. Peoples eyes are the first thing I notice! Tagged....Bigmule...Cubs Fan...Da Maine Man...Just Fishing.....Strangely Lissa and Dave
July 1st i am moving and i will be offline cable company told me they can not get to me until july 8th or 9th so that is when i will be back online so i will miss you all and show me some fu love and i will return when i come back..muaaaaaaaaaaaah
Poem Written For Me
now listen up lemme see ya smile, you ok cuz pink i aint have such a caring person in my life till that one day we started talkin i shared with you alot you listend an i listend we best friends from the start so when you say your down an your bout to cry it make me sad and i just wonder why yer smile would bring a smile across the world an that rite there should get you to smile girl i hope in the future we can share fun times sip on some beer an be just fine we can laugh we can cry we can go thru trials but one thing i know is that yer leaving wit a smile! written by my swwetheart of a friend phile
Been a pretty emotional day for me today. My golden cockatiel got down somehow last night. She was not herself today.. wouldn't eat or nothing. I knew she was bad.when she actually let me hold her..and didn't try to fly away. Around 3..she was so bad..and looked like she was gasping for air. I told hubby to go put her out of her missery. I took it pretty hard..and ended up going to bed..crying. I took like a 2 hr nap..and now here I am..up late on here. What should I do..stay up longer..or try to go to bed and get some sleep?
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? none 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? sleek 4. Your mother? home 5. Your father? Sleepin 6. Your favorite thing? MASTER 7. Your dream last night? Hmm.. 8. Your favorite drink? Caffeine 9. Your dream/goal? Love 10. The room you're in? hotel 11. Music? METAL 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? dunno 14. Where were you last night? wedding 15. What you're not? hrmm..... 16. Muffins? -banana 17. One of your wish list items? stunner 18. Where you grew up? indiana 19. The last thing you did? listen 20. What are you wearing? t-shirt 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? noice 24. Your life? eventful 25. Your mood? wasted
Tiny Angel
I am a tiny angel I'm smaller than your thumb: I live in people's pockets That's where I have my fun. I don't suppose you've seen me, I'm too tiny to detect: Though I'm with you all the time, I doubt we've ever met. Before I was an Angel... I was a fairy in a flower: God, Himself, hand-picked me, And gave me Angel power. Now God has many Angels That He trains in Angel pools: We become His eyes, and ears, and hands We become His special tools. And because God is so busy, With way too much to do; He said that my assignment is to Keep close watch on you. Then He tucked me in your Pocket, Blessing you with Angel care; Saying I must never leave you, And I vowed to stay right there.
I May Not Know You...
I may not know you, but that doesn't matter. You may be different to me, You may live a thousand miles away, a different life. Or you could be closer, but still worlds apart. None of it matters. Sometimes, everyone gets down, Everyone feels sad, Everyone hurts. You are not alone. Your experiences may be different, But inside, we are all the same, Looking to make a connection, Just to know that we are alive. I may not know you, And you may not know me, But this is for all of us, Who have been broken... Just know that we can mend.
Tag Your It
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Been cancer free for 11 years now 2. I have gone to school for psychology, cosmotology, bartending, pc programming (when it was win 3.0) lol 3. I get "bored" very quickly. When I have completed a challenge, wich no longer is a challenge I go harder until I can't go anymore. Schooling was to easy for me that I just found it boring and hard to finish. 4. My love and passions are for animals. 5. Even though with all the schooling I have had, I chose to be a bartender until one day it almost took my life. Now it's hard to make a full shift standing due to pain and numbing. 6. I was in a very a
Punishment For Divorce?
Okay, so I was just reading a friend's old MuMM about divorce. I am going through one myself. Anyway so I was reading the MuMMers comments and one said that there should be an actual punishment for getting divorced..... so I'm sitting here thinking what kind of punishment people should get for getting a divorce.... seems like (depending on the reason for the divorce) the people have gone through enough. They not only have to start all over again trying to find someone to make them happy but for those people who become "housewives" and get to stay home to take care of the children and by doing so become "dependant" on their spouse for financial support, they are stuck out in the cold having to figure out in a hurry what they are going to do for an income and a new career! I personally don't see any reason for an added punishment for getting a divorce.
100 Things About Me
THIS IS THE 100 RANDOM TRUTHS ABOUT YOURSELF LIST. 1. I WAZ BORN IN Yonkers NY 2. I was born at the end of the year. 3. I have a son that's 6 4. I have another son that's 4. 5. I am reaching that ultimate age of 30 :( 6. I am adopted 7. I am the baby of 9 children 8. I have lost 90 lbs in 2 1/2 years 9. I smoke cigs 10. My mother is Puerto Rican 11. My dad is Irish 12. I watch porn alot 13. I love to watch porn with a man 14. I love anal sex 15. I can get aggressive in bed lol 16. I love walks on the beach AFTER anal ;) 17. I write 18. I've been published a few times 19. Tho I'm not famous for my writing YET 20. I wear a size 10 pants 21. I play poker 22. One day I will be good enough at bluffing in poker to play in a real tournament 23. I love sex 24. I love sucking di*k 25. I love to ride ;) (use your imagination) 26. I sing a lil 27. I've done some background vocals for a producer friend of mine 2
Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My Kids are My Life 2. I work full time. 3. I am Beautiful. 4. I am Sweet 5. I love my Job (for the most part) 6. I give people one chance only. 7. I am eating spaghetti right now. LOL 8. My favorite food is Mexican food. YUMMY 9. I have a slight problem with anger. 10. I love to drink. 11. I am a recovering Meth that used for 16 years and been clean for 3! Yay Me 12. I love music. 13. I loves my Fubar friends. 14. I don't have bowels. (shhhhh) 15. I graduated from Delta college nursing program in stockton CA with a 4.0! People I will tag. Robin Elijah Trell Cole Cam
Tag Ur It
Tag You're It thanks to this crazy person, i got tagged stop by and say hello to freya after you've bin tagged, u cant tag the person who tagged u, go and tag 15 other ppl saying in their comments (YOU'RE IT). here are my 15 crazy things not alot of ppl know about me 1) I am afraid of dying 2) wen i was 12 i jumped a train and thot i was going to the next town but ended up going to the next 3) i love snakes 4) i love blondes brunettes r pretty good too ;) 5) i love ford mustangs 6) i was an alcholic 7) i once put step-dads truck in a ditch showing off for my friends...oops 8) played center field in baseball for 7 seasons 9) i hate gerbils, guinee pigs and hampsters 10) i dont like cooked veggies just like them raw 11) im big into my family history 12) my favorite music is classic rock 13) im an avid coin collector 14) i love to hunt 15) I AM ADDICTED TO FUBAR....LMAO now go start tagging ppl. .
Happy Hour Bling And Fu-bucks Specials!!
Happy Hour Bling & Fu-Buck Specials!! It's ON AGAIN! During MY Happy Hour Only, I will be offering some great deals for rates! Wednesday July 16th, 6:00 PM Fu-Time. First, Rate, Fan, and Add me... rate, rate, RATE!!! There are 3 folders for bucks, choose one, or choose all. For 100 11's you will get 20,000 Fu-Bucks! For 100 10's you will get 10,000 Fu-Bucks! After you have completed one of the above, rate my stash (250) for 2,500 more Fu-Bucks AND a BONUS 1 credit BLING! You must private message me after you have completed your rates, I will be watching! Please no shouts. :)
Exact Change
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.' The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.' Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact c hange. This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man. 'Same,' says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on
Cold, quiet rain gently falling Yet the dampness we don't feel; For our bodies are absorbed in each other Hot as the heat from hell. You lead me slowly into the woods Place a quilt on the ground; The noise of nature is all around us Yet the beating of our hearts is the only sound. Your kiss is gentle, yet demanding My body arches to feel The touch of your hand, the feel of you Without resistance to you, I yield. You taste the essence of my body You bring more pleasure than I've ever known I give myself to you completely The quietness is disturbed by our groans. You rise above me with a sudden urgency Our needs are great, we both have found; Our hearts pounding with anticipation We become one, lying there on the ground. Rain has never been more beautiful As we lie together in each other's embrace; The taste of you, the feel of nature A beautiful moment - in my memory forever encased.
Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion's war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion's play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other's eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels, and tangles them in a lover's knot that e
You look into my eyes and see things you don't understand. Am I a mystery? I think not. You look at my smile; You search for something that isn't there. Am I a mystery? I think not. You listen to my voice, and call me an angel. This angel is flesh and blood, Not a doll to be put on show. You see - I'm not a mystery. I am me. I am flesh and blood. Touch me; I wont break. There's no mystery here. Caress me; feel the warmth. I'm not a mystery; I am Woman. Here I am - desires abound; Relentless and sensuous - yours to caress Like a flower; make me bloom. Don't stop; not even to rest! No mystery here; Just a Woman. I feel the weight of your body against mine; Your heaving breath upon my skin. The most gentle touch on my thigh, The soft nibbling on my breasts - Moving slowly in a downward motion. Now you see, I'm no mystery; I am YOUR Woman. I am all Woman
Maestro Pimpout
"> Maestro needs leveling to GODFATHER! It's been a long time commin'!! Help him reach his goal of Fu-Level 25. He only has 600,000 to go! Lot's of stash to rate and interesting pics, It won't take long if we all help. Maestro™ ® ♫ - Fu Owned by, and Fu Owner of, the beautiful Berry, Berry Quite Contrary@ fubar Pimpout brought to you by... Berry,Berry Quite Contrary ~ Shadow Leveler~ Fu-Owned by Maestro!@ fubar
Feeling Crappy Lately
Just an update on me. I been feeling crappy lately and Thursday I had a siezure. I had one last year also. We didn't think it was anything but now that I had 2 of them. I had a CAT Scan done today and he didn't get the official report yet. He said he doesn't see anything out of the ordinary except I have more gray matter than I brain looks older than it is...I have no clue what that means. He is sending me to a neurologist. I will let everyone know whats going on.
Tagging On Fubar?
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to read..all kinds of books but sci-fi 2. I love singing and i suck 3. I love harry potter 4. I am mexican and i hate beans. 5. I don’t like booty calls.... 6. I love attention. *pfft wat girl doesnt* 7. I am not wat every one thinks of me. 8. I have a truly very odd sense of humor...there are few that understand it. 9. I cant wait to graduate from school..but istill have few more years and im getting tired. 10. I dont hate crickets. 11. i really am a hard person to get to know..i keep alot of things secret i think only one person on fubar knows sumwat about me..but there is alot about me ppl dont know and it takes years for m
Will You?
Will You? by LateNiteFantasy© Will you come inside my mirror? and reflect upon my soul Look into the quiet past as tomorrow is a day away Will you hop into my looking glass? and shine upon my heart Illuminate my darkened paths as black gives way to distant light Will you follow me through an endless maze? the false cadence of a jumbled song topsy turvy lives in suspended animation as faint birdsong echoes against the silver Will you be with me when the mirror cracks? the distorted nose, the narrowing eyes love letters returned to an unknown address as I hide in my quivering reflection Will you be with me as the pieces shatter? My childhood reversed, back to the womb Even my shadow is just a memory as the shards are swept away by time Will you be with me when I die? Will you?
It Is Over :(
Memories (It is over) We were friends BUT know we are not.. We were like sisters What Happened??? Sometimes I have no clue BUT then I know What went wrong I moved and left you You met new friends... It seems like we just Have our memories Of each other anymore You told me I need to be A better friend to you Maybe you are right... BUT then I realize That I have been a good friend 12 years and you have not Came to see me once 12 years...... not once I realized that our friendship Is over and that makes me very sad When all the bad stuff Happened to me you were There for me I am sick of you holding that over my head I cant take it anymore A friend does not do that This is so hard to do I love you more then anything BUT girl I got to say GOOD-BYE.... I will always love you But I can not do this anymore So I am saying good-bye
I'm Gonna Make A Run
Folks, I've decided to make a run at Spotlight. My quest for a Happy Hour fell through, and since I had some truly wonderful people donate their hard earned fubucks, I figure I might as well put them to good use. It'll probably be in a few weeks, I'm gonna be in an auction before then, but as soon as I'm won, I'll be posting a bully. So if you need things rated, or want to donate a little, I'd surely appreciate you dropping me a line. I'm gonna help a few people before then, but then I'll hit it hard. Thank you all in advance. If you have any ideas on how to raise fubucks, leave a comment, I'm gonna need some help!
Tag Game
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "you're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.... 1 I HAVE BEEN ONLINE FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS NOW 2 I AM A BIG FLIRT I LOVE TO HAVE FUN 3 I WAS IN THE SERVICE FOR 3 YEARS 4 I DID CONSTRUCTION WORK FOR 28 YEARS 5 I LOVE OLD HOT ROD I AM A CHEVY MAN 6 I USE TO HILLCLIMB MY MOTORCYCLE IN COMPATION 7 I MET SWTHUNY2006 ON THE INTERNET WE BEEN TOGEATHER 3 YEARS NOW 8 I LOVE TO GO CATFISHING/ CAMPING 9 I HAVE BEEN MARRIED AND DIVORCED 2 TIMES 10 I LOVE TO WATCH NASCAR IM A BIG FAN OF IT *** I like breaking the rules too, so I am going to send this to more than 6 people... LMAO... So, I'm not listing names...
Everything I Know About Men
This is a repost of a blog I wrote on Myspace. I thought it was funny, so I decided to post it here. Feel free to leave your comments on the subject! Remember, this was written in fun, not to insult men. Ok, I'm going to list right here everything I know about men. Here goes......... 1. Men have 3 things on their minds at any given time. Food, sleep, and sex. Not necessarily in that order. 2. It is a proven fact that men think about the third item on that list at least every 7 seconds throughout the day. And they usually use the little head to do all that thinking. 3. Men feel that showing emotions and sharing their thoughts and feelings is a sign of weakness. Therefore, they keep their mouths shut. That's just about all I know. Everything else about men is just a mystery to me. Do they want love and compassion, empathy and comfort? Or do they just want to feed their bellies, get down and dirty, and fall asleep? I'm not saying this out of bittern
Tell Is How My Story Goes!
I am waiting for Cubby to show up because Turtle has been a BAD BAD girl today! shame.....well actually she's been a real good girl but I had to get you here ! :)
If U Wanna Kno Me Better Please Read...
1. I'm a good man But Haven't always been. back in the day I was quite the player but not anymore. 2. I am Honest and would appreciate honesty in return. 3. I don't play games. 4. I have been around. Not as innocent as I may appear. 5. I am not a rocket scientist but I'm not stupid either. 6. I have been in a few realationships so I am aware of the ways of the world. 7. If I care for you I will do anything for you as long as you don't play me. 8. I don't take rejection well but i do learn to accept it. 9. I'm a decent Daddy but not as good a Daddy as I want to be but i am tryin. 10. I want sumone to love me but I'm scared, been burned too much. 11. I am an old school romantic and always will be. 12. I have Night terrors. 13. I am a recovering addict (27yrs clean) 14. I am over weight and am working on it. 15. I have OCD. 16. I am a very picky eater. 17. I was Molested at a very young age. 18. I have trust issues 19. I live with family for now. 20. I Love horror films
For The Lounge!
Magickal Garden!!!!!! If you have not been to our lounge recently, you're missing out! Our music has been updated to handle 200 users! And we have 1000s of songs to request from! Come listen and chat! Click this link to visit us in Magickal Garden.....NSFW.......: The Magickal Garden Lounge...come for the company...stay for the tunes...keep comin back for the FUN! Comedy Night coming again soon... OWNER @ Magickal Garden Click ME TO JOIN Magickal Garden! Magickal Garden Please come join in the fun!!! (repost of original by '‡ · Çhazz · ‡ OWNER @ Magickal Garden ♥ Serenepece's Guy ♥' on '2008-06-07 11:40:58') (repost of original by 'serenepece~Co-Owner, Magickal Garden~Chazz♥s girl♥' on '2008-06-17 15:30:10') (repost of original by '‡ · Çhazz · ‡ OWNER @ Magickal Garden ♥ Serenepece's Guy ♥' on '2008-06-18 09:27:38') (repost of original by 'serenepece~Co-Owner, Magickal Garden~Chazz&
Sky Is The Limit NYC most "city's" had at most 8-12 floor buildings, as of now, 2 cities in westchester county now have at least 3 each skyscrapers passing the 30-50 floor mark... this is in New Rochelle, NY, one of 3 new buildings that tower over this growing city.... and ironically, built by my father's company... and to add, actually, all the new skyscrapers in westchester were dealt with by my father.... makes me smile a bit knowing someone in my family helped a city grow (the other 3 buildings he did are in White Plains, NY
Check This Sweetheart Out
I want to jus take a moment and let you meet one of the sweetest ladies I know not only here on fubar but outside the computer also. You need to stop by her page and if you make her a friend I can guarantee you will have a sincere one, in everything she does she always thinks of others n no one had been more a pain in da ass to her than me n she never lets on that I am n always is there to help me no matter how duh I am with the pc. I jus wanted to put her up here n give u the chance to meet her n maybe have the pleasure of becoming friends with her like I have. I couldn’t ask for a better friend n if I only had ONE FRIEND LEFT ID WANT IT TO BE HER 'aGEM4life'My Best Freind One FriendBy Dan SealsBest Video Codes This bulletin brought to you by UnknownCowboy
Ramblings Of A Woman In The Crowd... it goes..for those of you that don't know me...I am mandi...I am a medical assistant and work for a medical group that does disability exams and we see regular patients as well....As I set here and ponder upon life I stop and think...Is this what I expected out of life...I married young and it has been about everybody else in my life except me...It's time to take control of my life and claim it for myself... I would like to take the time to thank a couple of people on here for being great friends...and thank you to the new friends...I have met some pretty interesting people on here and I have really enjoyed their company and phone calls...I know this isn't like the other blogs...Some leave funny blogs some leave crazy blogs...this is the ramblings of a woman in the crowd...I have noticed some crazy things going on in this world...I was setting alone with my two boys one day in walmart in McDonalds...the boys wanted happy meals so I allowed them to have I set t
Superman Bio
Superman is a fictional comic book superhero widely considered to be one of the most famous and popular of such characters and an American cultural icon. Created by American writer Jerry Siegel and Canadian-born artist Joe Shuster in 1932 while both were living in Cleveland, Ohio, and sold to Detective Comics, Inc. in 1938, the character first appeared in Action Comics #1 (June 1938) and subsequently appeared in various radio serials, television programs, films, newspaper strips, and video games. With the success of his adventures, Superman helped to create the superhero genre and establish its primacy within the American comic book. The origin story of Superman relates that he was born Kal-El on the planet Krypton, before being rocketed to Earth as an infant by his scientist father moments before the planet's destruction. Adopted and raised by a Kansas farmer and his wife, the child is raised as Clark Kent, and imbued with a strong moral compass. Very early he started to display su're It!!!
Instructions..... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "you're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.... 1. I was born without my thyroid gland and have to take medication daily to replace the hormones it would produce if I had one. 2. I have been married once before, took the vows at age 20 and was married for six years before we divorced. 3. I have a tendency like my dad to go off by myself for time to be away from everybody for one reason or another, and sometimes it's hard for me to come back to my life as it is. 4. I have one brother, one stepbrother, and two stepsisters. My stepfather is my dad's first cousin and my second cousin and that means his kids are my third cousins besides being stepsiblings, lol. I swear
Big Decision
Well, I've made the decision to move to Yuma Arizona to be closer to my grandparents. It will be so good to be closer to my kids as well!
The Night I Saw A Ufo By Jonlee
It's A Boy
Ok gang its 1:52am here and i am exhausted i am running on 2 hours sleep at this point so i am gonna give you the stats for now and will do pics and whatnot later. Name: Eljin Kai TOB: 1:44pm Wgt: 7lbs 1.4oz Length: 20 in Hair: Brown Eyes: Blue He and mom are both doing wonderful and i will update you more later
Dont Knwo What To Do Ick
okayyy sooooo here is the thing.. i lvoe my boyfriend very much we have been together for more then 2 and a half years now... but it seems like i dont knwo what i want anymore and i have talked to him about this and eveyrthing there are likea  million things going through my head right now about it, and i only want to be fair to him, meanwhile getting what i truely want in the end.. which i dont even know what that is yet... sometimes he annoys the hell out of me and i cant understand why im wiht him which honestly isnt like me and i never thought that way about him before... although then i think its stupid to think that and move on.. however it seems i have been making up more and more excuses not to talk to him... mainly becasue sometimes he can be a huge jerk.. but i always seem to get past it in one way or another..the other side to this is there is another guy i care abou a lot... now i would never ever cheat pn mhy boyfriend im not that type of girl and this guy is like my bestf
Last couple days I've been reading about the Wars we are waging. I just gotta get this off my chest, in case anyone takes offense to the subtitles Ive put on things in my Stash... 1. I was once a patriot. Shrub stole that from me. 2. I am AGAINST the war in Iraq. 3. YES, I do plan on moving out of the Untited States. 4. NO, I have not paid my taxes since 03 or 04 - I don't even remember. 5. Uncle Sam takes $500/wk from me - why, and where is it going? 6. When the fuck are the people of this country going to stop the corporations from running it? Is it even possible? (MOs Gov. Matt Blunt instituted legislation to take money out of politics in his state 3 or 4 years ago... it can be done.)
Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I really hate living in Philly. 2. I really don't like pets, and don't want any. 3. I spend more time on here than i do sleeping, any more. 4. I love living with my daughter, haha! 5. I worry to much how my kids look and dress, they have to great, not average. 6. I want to hit the lottery , so i can buy a big mansion, and have all my kids with me always, lol. 7. I smoke to much, so my kids say. 8. I would love to live on a deserted island. 9. I am addicted to this dang internet, thanks to my daughter. 10. I wish I had grandchildren to spoil and then send them home. 11.I really hate the way some people act and lie to get what they want
It just occurred to me that I look damn good.
Mone's Dad Passed Away
Sadly Mone's father passed away yesterday due to a long battle with cancer. Her profile link ... *~*Mone*~* Shadow leveler*~*Fubar World Cruise*~*Laura's evil twin She won't be online much over the next few days of course so please bare with her. Please stop by her page and show her some much needed love and support at this very sad time. Thanks for reading Michelle xoxox
A Blog/bulletin For Me From Mishnumber1...thank You Hun...plz Show Her Lots Of Love
Sadly Mone's father passed away yesterday due to a long battle with cancer. Her profile link ... *~*Mone*~* Shadow leveler*~*Fubar World Cruise*~*Laura's evil twin She won't be online much over the next few days of course so please bare with her. Please stop by her page and show her some much needed love and support at this very sad time. Please repost thanks alot ♥ MishNumber1 ♥ Michelle aka MishNumber1 xoxox (repost of original by 'MishNumber1 ♥ Owned By Sherry ~ Of FWC SUP ShadowLevelers & SBG. Club FAR Team Captain' on '2008-07-01 02:07:32')
Best Idea Ever :)
Yeah yeah - brain wave time for me today - got woken up by my daughter with a cup of tea this morning at 8am, she was just going to school and wanted money - but she deserves it cos she dont nick my pics from fu (sorry cud nt resist that!!!!), got up about half eight after a cigarette or two and realised HMOG, one of my sons aint at school today (rushed to get dressed and get out of house before he woke up, alas just wasnt quick enough!!!!!) Anyway did comments on here and uploaded new pictures (they might need rating!!!!!), got taxi to town, dropped a form into the council offices, bought a keyring with HARPENDEN sign post on - if you wanna see the Harpenden post, google Harpenden!!!! (Forgot to take mobile phone so couldnt take any pictures!!!!!!!!) Went shopping, felt good doing that as Sainsbury's had some awesome bargains to waste money on moo haha. Read this bit carefully USED PUBLIC PHONE BOX TO CALL TAXI came home, carers just leaving, good they didnt catch me on pc hehe - put
For My Good Friend Rod!
CHANGES IN LIFE In every change that you experience in life, there will be times when you'll wonder if you can endure. But you'll learn that facing each difficulty one by one isn't so hard. It's when you don't deal with a situation that it sometimes comes back to confront you again. Changes are sometimes very painful, but they teach us that we can endure and that we can become stronger. Everything that comes into your life has a purpose, but the outcome is in your hands by the action you take. Be wise with your life, be willing to endure, and always be willing to face life's challenges.
Im Back has been a while and yes i am back for good (maybe) i know last time i was here i was almost to godfather but drama (mostly my bad choices) made this site less than fun. but i am back to have fun and not get sucked into drama so i have made my peace with the ppl i have done things im ready to move on and enjoy this site again so if you want to tell me what a psycho i am dont bother cause ill just block you...we all make mistakes and i was a man and i said sorry to who i needed too so lets just have fun and not keep it going.... so if you rembemer me add me and such....and i hope to enjoy this site again as i did before
Thanks Angel
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 nicknamme uncle moose 2 somes both kinds 3 lives and helps 74 old mom 4 fubar addict 5 loves hockey 6 has over six scars 7 has only 3 real freinds off fubar 8 doesnt drive 9 lives on fubar 10 bugs 1 person on here 11 collects coke stuff 12 loves moose stuff 13 very nice guy 14 is not mean 15 see 1 lol
Someone was curious about mine. Here you go. Bound to be done in chapters, because I can never remember what they are, all at once. -Biting: I like the feel of flesh between my teeth. Not to draw blood, or anything, just to sort of gnaw on, to feel and taste. -Bondage: Self explanatory, no masochism though. Restraints, ball gag, blind fold. No material asphixiation. That's too dangerous. Being made helpless is essentially what I like about it. It's part of submission. -Choking: Most of you know about this one, and it happened totally on accident. Only by hand; again, using material to restrict oxygen is too dangerous. -Cutting: Along the same principle as being tattoed, which explains why I like it. Light scrapes or shallow cuts to the skin that sting and allow minimal blood flow. I have only engaged in this twice. Each time was by someone I trusted with my life, which is a given, but imperative. My partner has to know exactly what they are doing to let blood. Most pe
Salutes For Friends
ok i started something that i want to do. give a salute to everyone on here. so if you want one from me comment here or message me, i'll do my best to get to all of them asap. but i do work at night to so please work with me here . i want to be able to do a salute for everyone single person on fubar if i can lol thanks
Grr Work
I have a total jacka$$ for a boss. He puts me down everyday I see him now. One day he even yelled at me in front of a client calling me dumb. He makes me feel retarded everyday of my life to a point where I come home and cry most days now. I'm starti go into a total depression over this and I freaking hate it. I have got to a point where I snap at my hubby and my parents over something so small and I dont mean to do it. Can anyone help me out with this. I have talked to the other mangers and they seem not to care and I have called the main branch and told them and they said they will talk to him at work today. They came in and looked around and that was about it and left without saying a word to him or me. Man I hate my job.
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Do not forget to leave them a comment that says..."You're It!" and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have an eating disorder 2. I have a fetish of piercings and tattoos!! 3. I love being outdoors 4. I lived as a military wife for 6 years (wasn't a very good one!!! I didn't fit the mold of a "military wife" I was too outgoing.) 5. I battle depression 6. As a teen I used to cut myself to take away the pain....... 7. I have a weakness for ice cream. 8. All my tattoos have meanings behind them. 9. I'm actually doing things I want to do now... Never had much courage to do them.... 10. I love being at the beach.... 11. I hate my body...... 12. I love taking pictures of anything... 13. Love having my kids around..... 14. I don't like telling much about my l
Am I Messed Up?
For sitting in my room in the dark, watching Dead Silence, with the kids? (look up the movie on if you don't know it.)
Come Join Pinklady's Lap Dancing Club
Come and join me & have some fun in PiNkLaDy's Lap Dancing Club. Lets have some fun with this guys & gals. Donna Summer Videos | Movie Clips Here are the Rules To join you must Rate, Fan & Add everyone starting with me. If you have anyone already just leave them a comment or message saying PiNkLaDy's Lap Dancing Club. All Guys Must give the women a Red Rose All Gals Must give men Massage Oil Gals give Gals Glass of Champagne Guys give Guys Yard o
Sir White Knight and his so called other half Blondie and with help from Wildman cheated a sweet lady in a contest, they couldnt beat me so they cheated me how ? Well first they said i was cheating said i was using a Blaster yeah right i dont need any help to be the best of the best as it was getting down to crunch time they had to think of a way to insure Wildman would win the contest and on Saturday morning after i had insured her a 4000 comment lead they did chaged the rules yet again this time SirWhiteKight the host of the contest deleted my profile from his friends list and then made it only friends could leave comments on the contest and then he refused to accepted severail of the bombers friend request thus giving them the chance to catch up and pull ahead by the time he started accepted a certain few it was over with they had given Wildman a 6000 comment lead and then i had to endure putting up with his so called other half as she was sending me private messages and wouldnt all
why do i need to get a friend to join to move up
Buttefly Tagged Me!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Do not forget to leave them a comment that says..."You're It!" and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My favorite color is blue. 2. I hate that I am taller than most women. 3. I am scared of thunder. 4. I have lost almost 60 lbs. since January. 5. I love to read. 6. I am terrified of getting pregnant again. 7. I've known my best friend for more than 10 years. 8. I collect dolphins. 9. I think that tattoos are awesome. 10. I am OCD. 11. I love to scrapbook. 12. I love to take pictures of anything and everything. 13. Don't tell me I can't do something because then I'll go and do it. 14. I live life with no regrets just lessons learned. 15. I teach preschool. I tagged these people: BLKSLR4BBW THE UNDERTAKER grodito Dark God of Bondaged Souls Ta Ta's
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week. FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. So true....I never have any rice crispies around the house or brownie mixes any more LOL CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs. FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we screwed up...but man that was fun!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Cry with you CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FIRE
Forced Entry...........
Tori had been hooked on cyberspace for six months. Using "Online, USA" had begun as a lark, something to fill her time and an outlet for her need to write. There are so many interesting people out there, she'd reasoned, why not meet a few? And indeed she'd met more than a few. Since she herself had two screen names, she could be anyone she chose to be. Take for example the guy in Seattle with 48 piercings. He knew her as TorridOne. She had told him she was a tattooed sexual submissive. Which was mostly true. Besides, she had laughed, did he really have a subincised penis? Or what about her favorite friend in NJ. A very addictive man who loved women. She spent hours talking to him. Even got a POBox for there special mail. With him she was BlackLace. Often she had contemplated meeting him, wondering if he was really as good as he seemed. Truthfully she didn't really care if they were real or fantasies. She longed to live out, safely and vicariously, all the dark little sexual fantas
Local Firefighter
Please take a moment to read this and pass it on My father was a fireman, he drove a big red truck, And when he'd go to work each night, he'd say, "Mother wish me luck". Then Dad would not come home again, 'til sometime the next day, But the thing that bothered me most, was the things some folks would say. A fireman's life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, And sometimes he doesn't fight a fire for days and days and days. When I first heard these comments, I was too young to understand Cause I knew, when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. Then my father went to work one day and kissed us all good-bye, But little did we realize, that night, we all would cry. My father gave his life that night, when the floor gave way below, And I wondered why he'd risk his life, for someone he didn't know. But now I realize, the greatest gift a man could give, Is to lay his life upon the line, so that someone else may live. So as we go from day to day, and we pray to God above, Say a p
I'm In A One Year Vip Give Away
i'm in a one year vip give way need 60,000 comment to win here no time limet to get ther just need to be the first one to 60,000 comments here the link to the pic for the contest the contest is closed right now but will open 12 am centel time and start on the 12 ok its open and ready to go for rates and coments cum do your thing rate and comment
I'm Moving!!!
Sorry ... I been so busy lately. I've been working my ass off to save money to move, so i'm moving sept. 1st and than i will be on more often. In till than have a drink on me!! Oh by the way come check out my website
Here is what ya do.... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I AM A CLOSET EROTICA WRITER 2. I HAVE HAD BOTH MFM AND MFF THREESOMES 3. REDHEADS ARE MY FAVORITE 4. I HATE TO BE IGNORED 5. I HATE THE DALLAS COWBOYS 6. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 2 DIFFERENT WOMEN IN THE SAME DAY AT DIFFERENT TIMES. 7. I SHAVE IT ALL 8. I LOVE TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO 9. LOVES TO GIVE ORAL UNTIL MADE TO STOP 10. I AM RITUALISTIC WHEN EATING FAJITAS. LOL TAGGED! TEXAS TORNADO SHELLY LOOP29 BLACK~IRISH ANDREATHEPHLEB
Wanna Own Me???
Im in a neverending auction come check me out a place your bid!!! heres the link:
I Am Torn.....
Am I A Good Guy……? As I see you in tears, it makes me want to cry. As I feel your pain, inside I die One day you will let me help you, trust me enough, but with what you have been through, I know that will be tough I see your thoughts, heart and mind, so beautiful and sexy are you, yet also so kind. Where have you been all my life, I so want to shout, because you are so wonderful you bring this part of me out. So torn am I, as I sit here and ponder all of this. As you bring poetry to my heart. Yet I also see what so many others do, that which is the part that makes me desire you, as a man does a woman. Am I a good guy, it feels not so. I rage inside, just for a kiss of your sensual lips. No longer are they just those of a friend, they have become larger, so much more. I long to feel them upon mine. So torn am I, am I a good guy….. I lay here awake, sometimes in the middle of the night. I gasp at the thought of seeing your body, your breast so firm, and you
Please Help Her Out
She needs 35,000 comments to win...Please help out as much as you can..She always helps others and now needs our help 8-)
Tagged Ii
Dammit, forgot to include the 5th person, and had to repost :) Instructions......(I was tagged by Stroke my Freddy) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am an 85% misanthrope 2) I write poetry and stories, maybe someday will get published 3) My uncle is a famous comedian in Russia 4) I used to be mistaken for a boy when I was little 5) I am bi-lingual, but can understand and read 5 languages more or less 6) I am a closet nerd 7) Nature is my favorite thing in the world 8) I have an arm bone of a French Revolution soldier in my closet that I snagged from the Catacombs in Fwance 9) I almost got whacked by mafia when I was young 10) My mom is a crazy
Random Info Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I collect things: coins, sports cards, GPK, stamps, shot glasses, magnets from states ive been too 2. I would love to have a family some day. 3. I was in a serious car accident when I was 11 years old, and had a sever concussion and 35 stiches around my left eye. 4. I skipped 2nd grade 5. I am related to President Abraham Lincoln 6. I am religious and find strength in The Lord 7. I do not drink except for blue moons lol 8. I only got the opportunity to know one of my grandparents, Dad's mom. 9. Global Warming concerns me and makes me wonder what we are leaving for the coming generations. 10. I love to laugh and only enjoy two things
"phenomenal Woman" By Maya Angelou
Phenomenal Woman Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm
~~~the 411 On Me~~~
Instructions......(I was tagged by....Stacey aka 'j33p♥lovah♥♥) - MMMMMMMMM the one i likes to "LICKS" Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 10. I am a smoker and think it should be legal!! It is all natural! 9. I have been married and divorced 2 times!! 8. I have a unique gift that few know about! 7. I live by myself!!! 6. I have had a nervous break down within the last year! 5. I am very hard to offend!!! 4. I don't like liars!! And won't stand for it at all!! 3. I hate my breasts!! 2. My mother's nickname for me is "Pyscho" !! AND THE NUMBER ONE WEIRD FACT ABOUT ME ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS ......!!!!! 1. IT EMBARRESSES
My Roomy What A Friend.... Lol
John and I are best friends. We grew up together and even got an apartment together when were moved out of our parents houses. This said, John is an asshole. He’s loud, obnoxious, bigoted, and judgmental (hey, I’m bad but come on). He can be funny most of the time and is a pretty good friend but it’s only because of Heather. Heather is a good person and she and John have been dating for close to seven years. Her cheery nature can grate on me after a while but then I check out her killer body and that more than makes up for it. Heather is about 5’4, 44DD, and an amazing ass. She has been the center of quite a few massipitory fantasies of mine, and with a body like that I’m sure I’m not the only one. With John and I being friends for so long, he does tell me very privet things about their sex life that I probably shouldn’t know. What I find funny is that he offers this information so freely, that I believe he gets off on it. To each their own. As usual, there was drinking goi
My First Baby Shower
Well, It`s come to that time when I go to my first baby shower...July 2nd, Leavin at 10am and I don`t know what time I`ll be back...:) But whenever I get home I will get on here and return all the luv I was showen that day (If I`m not too tired).
Happiness Is A Moral Obligation
I hold Dennis Prager in high regard, I enjoyed this article and think we should all seriously consider the proposition that happiness is a moral obligation. Happiness Is a Moral Obligation By Dennis Prager Tuesday, February 20, 2007 For much of my life, I, like most people, regarded the pursuit of happiness as largely a selfish pursuit. One of the great revelations of middle age has been that happiness, far from being only a selfish pursuit, is a moral demand. When we think of character traits we rightly think of honesty, integrity, moral courage, and acts of altruism. Few people include happiness in any list of character traits or moral achievements. But happiness is both. Happiness -- or at least acting happy, or at the very least not inflicting one's unhappiness on others -- is no less important in making the world better than any other human trait. With some exceptions, happy people make the world better and unhappy people make it worse. This is true on the pe
Leaving Fubar For Good
Just An Update
First of all, Happy 4th to you all *especially our Veterans* Went to the Dr today for 10 week ck up, finally get out of the boot *WAHOO***it is soo hot, am slow getting around again, but hey its all worth the wait!!..I am going to be starting PT sometime next week but it's all up hill from here!! Hope you all have a Safe & Happy 4th
From: Rky Mtn Highah for Ron Paul! Ted Kennedy Diagnosed with Malignant Glioma (Brain Cancer) Pot Shrinks Tumors; Government Knew in '74 By Raymond Cushing, AlterNet View this story online at: http://www. alternet. org/story/9257/ The term medical marijuana took on dramatic new meaning in February, 2000 when researchers in Madrid announced they had destroyed incurable brain tumors in rats by injecting them with THC, the active ingredient in cannabis. The Madrid study marks only the second time that THC has been administered to tumor-bearing animals; the first was a Virginia investigation 26 years ago. In both studies, the THC shrank or destroyed tumors in a majority of the test subjects. Most Americans don't know anything about the Madrid discovery. Virtually no major U.S. newspapers carried the story, which ran only once on the AP and UPI news wires, on Feb. 29, 2000. The ominous part is that this isn't the first time scientists
Thank You God For Women
Thank You God For Women Soft, sexy, mysterious, and gorgeous Thank You God for creating women And giving us men a reason for living Loving and being loved by these wonderful creatures Blondes, brunettes, redheads Every single one is beautiful in her own way The soft curve of their lips, a come hither look Tender moments spent in loving arms So many women, but only one can be The love of a man's life Someone to talk to and laugh with This woman is the true meaning of love And though I'm in love with one woman I still appreciate all the others It is the beauty of women That inspires my writing - Me
Spaghetti Pie
Spaghetti Pie Georgia family recipe Serving: 6 Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 20 minutes Total Time: 30 minutes INGREDIENTS: 6 oz spaghetti 2 tablespoons butter 2 well-beaten eggs 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1 cup cottage cheese 1 lb ground beef 1/2 cup chopped onion 1/4 cup chopped green pepper 8 oz can (1 cup) tomatoes, cut up, with juice 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt 1 teaspoon oregano, crushed 1 teaspoon sugar 6 oz can tomato paste 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese DIRECTIONS: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Cook spaghetti according to package directions and drain (should be about 3 cups). Stir butter into hot noodles and add eggs and Parmesan. Form this mixture into a crust in a buttered 10-inch pie plate. Spread cottage cheese over bottom of crust. In a skillet, brown beef. Add onions and green peppers and cook until tender. Stir in undrained tomatoes, tomato paste, sugar, oregano and garlic salt. Heat well. Pour mixture into spagetti crust. Bake unc
Asian Chicken Burger
Asian Chicken Burger These chicken burgers are ideal for a hearty lunch. It is healthier than a hamburger and even tastier. Serving: 6 Prep Time: 30 minutes Cook Time: 10 minutes Total Time: 40 minutes INGREDIENTS: 2 tablespoons sesame seeds, toasted 2 pounds ground chicken 2 tablespoons hoisin sauce 1 tablespoon chopped cilantro 1 tablespoon chopped green onion 1 teaspoon tamari sauce (fermented soy) 1 teaspoon cornstarch 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1/4 teaspoon sesame oil 1/4 teaspoon chili oil Salt and pepper to taste Vegetable oil 6 large mushrooms 6 hamburger buns 1 clove garlic DIRECTIONS: 1. Combine all of the above except the vegetable oil, mushrooms, buns and garlic and form into 6 patties. Brush the grill with vegetable oil, then brush the mushrooms with oil and cook along with the patties for about 5 minutes, turning once. Remove mushrooms when done. Cook patties for another 5 minutes till done. 2. Split and lightly grill buns. While hot, r
Does Anyone?
does anyone read blogs anymore? show me some love people! lol
I'm Way Too Dramatic
With every brush of your fingertips caress my soul with a thousand winds sends shivers to the depth of my being When I look at you I tremble you set my body on fire when our eyes meet I feel I shall die.
What's The Deal?
..... with people that put "Add Me" in either their profile pic or SN and then set their profile to private? I'm sorry, but if you want people to add you what's the sense in blocking them out?
What Are My Own Freedoms At Home?
Now my soul hath elbowroom. --William Shakespeare If we spend too much time together we are bound to grow weary of one another. This would happen regardless of who the other person was. In a family, we need some time apart to pursue other interests and friendships. We may be able to meet many needs for each other, but there will be some we cannot meet. If we press too hard upon one another we will cramp our life together. Our needs for space aren't just physical. Freedom to think and feel what seems appropriate for us, to be alone if we want, is a large part of our lives together. Only with this kind of freedom is love possible. Love requires freedom. We need to value each other, and at the same time realize that no one person or family can fill us with all life has to offer. What are my own freedoms at home?
The Training Is Done!
Howdy folks, I am at last, after 10 long weeks of boot camp, an official truck driver. It’s been interesting. On my last trip with my trainer, we had to drop and hook to a trailer they brought out to us, and it was missing a mud flap. Now this might not be a big deal on your pick up truck, but not so in this industry. It wasn’t our companies trailer, so after some thought Dano decided to chance it, and away we went. Well, wouldn’t you know it, he gets all comfy and went to sleep in the back, and I was tooling East on 90 in Portland New York when this State Trooper appeared out of no where and pulled me over. Nice feller, but I think he spotted the missing item with better acuity than most eagles. He gave me a fix it ticket, which gave us a day to fix the thing. Well, we knew we were heading for Maine, where all of the former Nazis and Secret Police of the world have all gone to work for DOT, so we pulled into the Angola rest area, and called the trailer owners, who sent someo
You've Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 random things,facts, or habits about yourself, At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Do not forget to leave them a message that says..."your It" and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My name is Randy, but most people call me Harley. 2. My wife DeeDee and I absolutely adore each other and wouldn't know what to do with ourselves if something happened to the other. 3. I am EXTREMELY scared of heights. 4. I used to be a workout maniac. 5. I am actually very shy and reserved. 6. When I was a teenager, I never dated a girl I went to the same school as I. 7. Snakes don't bother me, but spiders will make me scream like a little girl. 8. I love to play golf, but I am not great at it. 9. I shot a "hole in one" on the 6th game of golf I ever played in my life. 10. I have been playing the guitar for 32 years. 11. I have two children that are 10 years a
Level Princess
When The Sun Goes Down - Kenny Chesney 91 g to go omg omg omg (did i forget to mention) omg ok thats it just do it please ¢¾Princess¢¾Owner of Mr.7000000¢¾Fu~gf to Lawren¢¾Fu~wifey to Stealth¢¾Baby@ fubar I had a choice post this or he was gonna send flying monkeys after me Mr 7,000,000....fu owned by Princess...owner of Zorack...adored by all@ fubar (repost of original by '~FAT SONNY~' on '2008-07-02 05:00:03')
Moaring The Lost Of Michael Crochett
Instructions...... (I was tagged by Murk) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have to wear socks to bed. 2. I do not eat lettuce, even in a salad. 3. I am an under cover ninja! 4. I am in love with my SUV. 5. I love ketchup! 6. I stay horny all the time. 7. I like to masturbate to porn. 8. I watch porn every night before bed. 9. I love to drink jack n coke. 10. I love to color. Okay peeps, have your way! Thank you so very much MURK for your curious nature!!! I pass the buck to: Sport Bike Rider ImSoCoolIPissIceCubes Mat ProDarkX JonnieC
Why Have We Become So Accepting Of Negativity?
If the latest elections have taught us's the power of being negative that shows what an effect it can have on people. So with this in mind, why is it so easy for us to accept it...accept being negative toward us and not the positives about us? Are you the type that doesn't take to compliments well because people have been so negative against you? Having countless discussions with people...if I came up to you and said you were stupid, ugly, idiotic, a fucking bitch, other derogatory'd probably take it and accept it more than if I came up to you and said you were smart, attractive, full of beauty, or anything positive about you, you'd probably think there was a sinister connotation behind it all. Why are we so ready and accepting of those who tear us down as opposed to being welcome to those who legitimately want to build us up? Why can't we tell those who want to destroy our inner psyche to go fuck off...that we are so much better than that? I te
Reminder To The Guys...if You Must Hit A Woman...
let it be with a kiss. Stop domestic violence today. Thank you.
I Was You Are Tagged!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am only 4' 11". 2. I am a divorced mother of two. 3. I have never received a speeding ticket. 4. I love to go to Karaoke and sing with my friends. 5. I am a daddys girl. 6. I am scared to death of dying. 7. I make more money than most of my friends. 8. I am soooooo addicted to Otter Pops:) 9. I have a fear of failing as a mother. 10. I have an obsession with Johnny Depp as a pirate:P 11. I love watching " George Lopez". 12. I have the Cindy Crawford mole....and I hate it! 13. I want a "Notebook Romance" 14. I am a pretty emotional person, I cry very easily. 15. I hold my friendships with people very dearly. I p
Dedicated To My Daughter
Martina McBride - In my Daughters Eyes
Hunger.. (erotica)
My travels had left me weary.. and the stop at the tavern had soothed my thirst. The company within the tavern was welcome as well. Three days of rough terrain on horseback can leave a man feeling empty inside when the only company kept is that of creatures of the night that are attracted to the fires built when stopping to rest. It was nice to come be home and when I exited the tavern doors into the evenings setting sun, I had no expectation of seeing you standing there across the way. I had seen you many times before in passing, but it was always among busy streets where I could barely even mutter a "good day". Seeing you, had always filled me with delight, but today you did not wear your usual smile. Judging from your motions it seemed that you were in a heated discussion with the street vendor standing beside you. I stood and stared for some time, and was surprised that no one took notice of my fixed gaze. The soft vibrant garments you wore were a testament to your style. Th
Why do guys say one thing and mean another it just makes things more confusin...... i guess ill figuer it out one day
Here is what ya do.... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I AM A GUM CHEWER 2. I AM A MODERN DAY VAMPIRE (I DRAW BLOOD) 3. I AM SOMEWHAT A SHY & QUIET PERSON 4. I DON'T LIKE WATCHING FOOTBALL 5. I AM A VEGETARIAN 6. I LOVE MEXICAN & GREEK FOOD 7. I CAN'T STAND PHONE SOLICIATORS 8. I AM AN IMPATIENT DRIVER...I HATE TRAFFIC... 9. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE GOING TO THE GYM 10. I AM A NEAT FREAK, EVERYTHING MUST BE IN IT'S PROPER PLACE TAGGED! Sendero08 Phillie Funnny as hell 2005... Mountyman Justatxcowboy
Jeffrey Starts His Second Orbit Around The Sun
In case I haven’t been forthcoming enough about it, today is my son Jeffrey’s first birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SON! We actually had his party Saturday night when we could get the most immediate family members together in our house, so after work there were me, Martha, our daughter Sarah, Martha’s sister Mary, her other sisters Margaret and Malesa, Margaret’s two younger kids Breanna and Josceline, Malesa’s sons Mathew and Brandon, and my in-laws Robert and Sharon (hey, I get to claim SOMEBODY’s relation to me!). Then we had the guest of honor – who I learned Tuesday is just one pound lighter than Sarah – sitting in his high chair! He had the small round frosted marble cake we got free at Marketplace for buying the sheet cake with a Winnie the Pooh topper sit before him. He poked at the frosting, Martha showed him there was cake inside, and he dug in, the only grandchild of Robert and Sharon’s to do so! Once Martha and Malesa took Jeffrey to the bathroom, removed his shirt, and
Tagged Again
Instructions...... (I was tagged by Clowny_nl) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I grew up wanting to fly helicopters, I still haven't flown in one. 2. I'm an licensed amateur radio operator. 3. I'm going back to college in the fall, after 12 years out of school. 4. I'm procrastinating cleaning yet again. yeah no big secret. 5. I wear size 11 and a half shoes. *stomps on Misterfeet laughing maniacally* 6. I hide my feelings from the world. 7. I've learned bananas are always better peeled. 8. I have 3 cats and a dog. 9. I dislike cooking. 10. The best gift a friend can ever give me is their time/company. Now to tag others, will go with 5 different people than last
Show Me Those Sexy Lips Contest
My Sexy Eyes contest went so well, I decided to create another one, so here we go! Enter to WIN $500,000 FUBUCKS! Contest will be open for ONLY 5 days and the person with the most points wins! Our contest begins as soon as we have a minimum of 10 contestants, so tell your friends and remember, GUYS and GALS alike are welcome to participate! As of today, July 2nd, we have two entrants. I will notify everyone via private mail as soon as I have enough contestats that we are ready to begin. Soooooo.... Come on and show me those SEXY LIPS! There is a $25,000 entry fee that will be refunded when each contestant reaches a total of 2500 points. 1st Place-$500,000 FUBUCKS. 2nd Place-$300,000 FUBUCKS. 3rd Place-$150,000 FUBUCKS. All contestants will get a trophy thanking you for entering. Remember, rates count as 10 points and comments count as 2 points! Self bombing of contestants pics is encouraged! Downraters are laughe
Was just reading a mumm..about child neglect..and lady posted her grandkids pics on there. Although i know,,this is a adult site..and there is pedophiles out there.. fact are they going to track your grandchild down unless you give them more your whole name..etc? You can see tons of kids..everywhere. On the net..out in town..etc. I really do not see where theres harm in posting kids pics..unless you are doing indecent pics. Thats just my opinion though.
Instructions...... (I was tagged by clowny) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) My biggest fear are frogs, yet I have one tattooed on my lower back. 2) I have broken 12 bones in my body, my left elbow twice in the same year.(Guess that qualifies me as clutsy?) 3) I have monkey toes and can pick up a penny off of a tile floor with them. 4) I like to put ranch dressing in my mashed potatoes. 5) Like the person that tagged me, I am, also, anal retentive about spelling errors. I have the habit of correcting them. 6) From the age of 12 to the age of 16, I volunteered at a zoo, where I have bitten numerous times by different animals. 7) In my Junior year of hig
This is a little bit of my heart and soul... Please be gentle with it. This blog might have something to say to somebody specific...if that were the case you'd know who you are. To many I may seem that my feeling don't get hurt easily. When it comes to love this is a lie. Why is it so hard to find somebody thats there for you...not for what you can do for them or what pleasure you can bring. There for you as a whole? To be there through thick and thin. My experience always ends with 2 types of men. Not that this is all men. The ones I find though are always one of two thing... Only around for their own self-gratification. once they have it they are gone or everytime they come around thats what they are after. Or.. At the first test of honor or sign of commitment they hit the door running. Is it impossible to find a decent man that wants to be committed to one person and have something meaningful? Have long talks and spend time together and not just want sex a
7 Gifts Of Druidry
hope you all enjoy! MUAH!
My Gift
I found someone who is really sweet and I can't wait for us to be together. So I am no longer looking for love. I didn't think that Fubar had the answer but apparently this site is magical because love came to me here. In the meantime Im just having fun on this site. Making friends is always fun but my heart now belongs to Suny. I love you baby! :)
The Love Dream
The Love Dream by LateNiteFantasy© Love is but a dream, a wastrel’s pipe- packed with hope and good cheer and luck. Once lit, it burns bright then slowly embers itself out; emptied ashes disintegrate and blow away on the wind.
So Called Friends
Why is it when you are talking to someone just chillin trying to get to know them and all of the sudden they stop talking to you and start to talking to a friend of yours? Which is fine but why do you have to stop talking to one to talk to the other? I am married and not looking for any hook ups but cant you have more than one friend and chat with them instead of being sneaky and coming up with stupid reasons as to why they are not chatting with you. Maybe its just me cause I can have more than one friend and chat with everyone and dont have to lie and sneak behind anothers back..... Just my feelings...
Trying To Figure Me Out
Trying to figure me out..... People often think they know me really well,when in fact they don't. I am quiet passive in most things. I take more things in stride than it seems. I am more aggressive when it comes to my children,family,friends and other things that only a few lucky people know. I over think things that I shouldn't,but I also go with my gut feeling.You see in the end it is usually right on the mark. I am not good with words,I never have been. Some friends say that I say the most important things just when I need too. I guess I keep my mouth shut when needed and open it when I have something important to say. You never truely know someone to their core.I don't think it is possible. I don't care how blunt and open you are,you always have some secrets hiding in your brain that you never want people to know. I honestly don't think I am that hard to understand. I want to be loved just like anyone else.have someone in my life that knows what I am thinking just by looking in
Tower Of Love
Tower of Love by LateNiteFantasy© think of the morning think of the night ways to mutual delight, glass of wine wood fire burning globe we live on slowly turning, latitude – longitude magnetic flux evening dress rented tux, dance the night halfway to dawn King, Queen knight, pawn, somewhere past the witching hour up the stairs corner tower, kiss each other on the mouth North, East West, South, which direction shall we turn what lessons will we learn, slowly, slowly clothing falls feather bed softly calls, a fantasy, a dream a vision perfect late night decision, mixture of wine and fun setting stars rising sun, we hail the dawn in long embrace ecstasy by the case, sun bright windows, open just as we both were hopin’, ah, the twisted finger, fate and indeed the sex was great …
I Didnt Write It But~lmfao
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks When promises to call he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask big's my behind?.. One who will make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dick head you sent me instead. Amen
Where Are The Cattle?
If y'all knew where I lived, you'd know that I am in wine country. If you knew that, you might think I penned this piece as I observed the vineyards in my neck of the woods, but this piece actually came to mind as I was gettin' down the road to a rodeo on the California coast - I was driving through Napa. I remember a day when cattle were common in the area - and it made me long for days gone by. The title of this poem is "Where are the Cattle", but I have always liked my alternative title better: "Sour Grapes". You can call it by whichever tickles your fancy the most. Anyhow, enough of my natter and on with the poem... Where Are the Cattle? Where are all the cattle? The hands tall in the saddle? Where have all the big ranches gone? If you'd look you'd be knowin', There's vineyards a growin' 'Bout grapes, I just can't write no song. - Bob (this was penned in 2003)
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i FINALLY defeated Richter Belmont after 3 days of trying. Gamers, you know what i'm talking about.
To Kill A Spider...
I could chastise my mother this very moment for instilling the fear of spiders in me as a young child but I won't. I'll mutter under my breath and say it behind her back like any other normal adult child would do! I'm doing it this instant! How could she?! Omg! the paralizing anxiety! It's crazy I tell you...absolute be THAT afraid of spiders! The other night, I'm home all alone...can't sleep, two a.m....I believe I was watching a re-run episode of Clean House...then...there it went, this HUGE, IMMENSE, could of been a river rock sprouting legs...creature come crawling out from underneath the very couch I was sitting on....SPIDER! Holy crap! I immediately jumped up from my sitting position to an all out fight stance, pointing my finger directly at the intruder I said "don't you move!" and quickly sprinted towards the kitchen sink cabinet, where every aerosole can and chemicle concoction resides in my house only to find a can of Raid for Ants...ants? Wtf?
I know I'm not the best looking person in the world or even on Fubar and I never will! I'm not conceited!And I don't go around this site looking to mark pictures that I don't like or because I think they show to much! And that would be because I'm an adult and I don't need to bring anyone or anything down to a childish level! I don't expect anything from our friends except that they be open minded to anything.We do respect others and their boundaries and we expect the same in return! We have never marked anyones pictures in this site whether they needed to be or not...its not like us! If we see something we don't like we just don't look at's that simple!!! If you haven't noticed by now that we are very open minded Please take note NOW! We don't appreciate our pictures getting marked when they follow the rules of this site! Like I said before If you don't like what you see just don't look! If you would feel better then tell one of us which picture needs to be marked NSFW and we
The Echo Of Moonlight
Echos of Moonlight Wrap yourself up in my arms Let me just once hold onto a dream To take you to places I have never been Echos of moonlight light your eyes A man who longs to believe A lady who dreams of creating reality To be one you and I To touch To be touched Until that day I will dream of you And then all the gates of heaven Will finally be thrown open And you will finally be mine
The Kiss
The Kiss Passionate lips pressed longingly together Two souls lost in limbo Until this moment Until this kiss. The world melts into the ether As our moist trembling desires meet We explore the inner fires Which lead us to this instant in time And in that second Within this fraction of eternity that is ours We have finally discovered The kiss....
One Less Angel
One Less Angel Through the castle gates I travel once more Wandering new paths Exploring new worlds By a stream outside my kingdom I rest Cooling water soothing lips which whisper a prayer...a hope. Startled by a white light of love he drifts down. I fall to my knees in awe He lifts me up Together we dance under the trees Holding his hand I am greater than I have ever been Kissing his lips I am more than in a dream Arms wrapped around desire Caressing nature I have found a love A light from above shines brightly He turns to look....sadly... Our fingertips barely touching As he chooses.... Holding me tightly with a slight tear he kisses me. The light closing in the sky. He has decided, he will remain. There is a new prince in my castle No matter what road we may each take No matter what dream lived.. We will love together forever But in our most gracious Heaven Their number has lowered by one For there to be paradise in my arms There is now o
She's "one Of Those..."
I've come to, only took me six months but fewer time than the last "friend" of mine. I remember the day I said "I just can't be friends with a person like you..." It took a lot of courage for me to do that because, well, she had five kids, she struggled and being the kind of person I am, I always just wanted to help... Until, it was only then she called, her baby needed formula, their family needed food for the week, she needed a got to rediculous porportions before I finally said enough is enough. There comes a time when you can only help so much, when you give all you can and then some only to feel empty when you do it. That's when I decided I couldn't do it anymore and told "my friend" and...her response was; "Don't blame ME for your inability to say NO!" hmmm...I thought, well isn't that what I'm doing now? If so, then, how could that equate to an "inability"? Yeah, so I havn't talked to her since and it's been no problem...all I eve
My Beloved
There you are my beloved one, Can you hear me my dearest Can you understand my coveted Will you understand my reason Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care I play my games to protect you From the world and myself I cannot truly love you No matter how much I care I would end up hurting you I would hurt myself for you I would try to hate you I would use you again Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care I would try to keep you Never would I sleep Forever I would hide you From yourself and the world Do you understand my riddles Do you know I care It pains me to love you Knowing I’ll never be able to care It haunts me to see you so Blissfully ignorant and unaware Upon sacred lines I let you tread Too close I let you approach This distance I must keep you This weight I must bare I would end up hurting you I would hurt myself for you I would try to hate you I would use you again Do you understand my riddles Do you know
I Always Wanna Have You
Everytime I see your smile it makes my heart beat fast And though it's much too soon to tell I'm hoping this will last 'Cause I just always wanna have you Right here by my side The futures near but never certain At least stay here for just tonight I must have done something right To deserve you in my life I must have done something right along the way I just can't get you off my mind and why would I even try? Even when I close my eyes I dream about you all the time And even if the moon fell down tonight, There'd be nothing to worry about to worry about at all, because you make the whole world shine As long as you're here everything will be alright
dark stone it is realy sad when you dont know the diffrence betwean man and woman,if i am a man i have been lied too all theese years.go back too school hun and learn how too tell man from woman
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Hulk Hogan Is A Dirty Son Of A Beach (TMZ Exclusive)
I'm Giving In
It is 330 AM, and I've been up for an hour, because of pain. I'm going to the emergency room, so I may not be on later. Have a good day everyone, and I will keep you all posted one way or another.
Down N' Dirty Mix
Got a question, im making a Play list of songs to fuck to, and would like some input, what i got so far ... Lollipop - Lil Wayne Sweet Dreams - Marilyn Manson I Need You Tonight - INXS Candy Shop - 50 Cent Closer - NIN Choke Me, Spank Me, (Pull My Hair) - Xzibit Porno Star - Buckcherry Nasty Naughty Boy - Christina Aguilera Pain - Three Days Grace You're The First, The Last, My Everything - Berry White Figured You Out - Nickleback Smack That - Akon Table for Two - Joe Oh My God - Pink Sin - NIN Slow Ride - Foghat Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy The Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang Somebody Gotta Be On Top - Joe Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye I'll Make Love to You - Boyz II Men Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Baby - Barry White Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye Get Down Make Love - Queen Just Got Started Lo
Time Time will let me know you Will you stand by me in every way Help me through the night and day Time will let me love you In the deepest of the sea’s I still hear you calling me Holding out your hands And giving me a chance Time will let me know you Will you stand by me in every way Help me through the night and day Time will let me love you If I awaken in the night Will you hold me close and tight Let me sleep in your arms And knowing I will be all right You have opened up my eyes Wipe away my tears when I cry As I drift away to sleep tonight I hold you close by my side Time will let me know you Will you stand by me in every way Help me through the night and day Time will let me love you I feel like I am in heaven Or in a dream so real Just being with you and how You make me feel time will let me love u Spanky Madison
Adult Toy Reviews
I will now be writing adult toy reviews for weekly! I'll post a blog each week with the link, check it out :) This weeks review: Climax Remotes Wireless Rabbit xoxo Lanah Layeau
Have A Safe And Happy 4th!
I Just Wanted You Guys To See This!!
This Can Save Your Life..
Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke) This is important information for females of ALL ages. When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone I know. My male friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it along . A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts : 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets. 2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women whose clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing. 3) They also look for women on their cell phone, sea
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After Over A Year...
I finally get to see my big sister today. I haven't seen her in over a year, and im soooo excited. She will be here sometime this afternoon, and her and her new husband will be staying a few days I think...
Hmmmmm Some People
It has come to my attention that there are some ppl on fubar who just cant seem to grow up, they seem to think that its ok for them to comment on things and rate things the way that they seem to want to. But its not ok for you to, then they seem to want to hate on your status and call ya names and such, or they send u gifts annonmsly and say rude things in it......... A persons page is theirs to do with as they like, and that includes their status, If someone were to get to know me, They would find out that most the thigs I say in my status are a joke, Im a very funny and loving person, im honest, and im fair, just because im not a model or a "Hot" girl doesnt make me a bad person. Ya never can tell you might be missing out................ So if u feel u hve to write a blog about me, you could at least be adult enough to let me read it, not block me and send ur friends to my page to see who I am and what I look like so they can poke fun other words "GROW UP,
Lightening Storm... In Mobil Alabama
Sheriff Joe At It Again
Posted by: jaykeating | May 29, 2008 SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN! This man has some interesting ideas, and the guts to carry them out. I think this should happen here - it would sure reduce the prison population over time - You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well……… SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN! Oh, there’s MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe! Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay. The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behaviour. They give great classes for anyone who’d like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken st
New Zealand Man Sells His Soul To Hell, For $3,800.00
New Zealand man sells his soul to 'Hell' New Zealand man sold his soul to food chain Hell Pizza for $3,800 Offer came after online auction site stopped bids because of complaints of bad taste Auction attracted more than 32,000 hits, 100 bids before it was taken down Pizza chain will collect "deed of ownership" to hang on wall of headquarters WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A New Zealand man has sold his soul to hell -- Hell Pizza, that is. The New Zealand pizza chain said Thursday it had struck a deal with Walter Scott, 24, to buy a deed to his soul, shortly after an online auction site that initially agreed to the sale withdrew it from the Internet because of complaints it was in bad taste. Scott offered his soul on the TradeMe site on Wednesday, saying he had not found it to be much use. "I can't see it, touch it or feel it, but I can sell it, so I'm going to palm it off to the highest bidder," Scott, 24, said on the sale site. The auction attracted more th
My Niece Is Gone
Yesterday July 2nd My lil niece entered this world and left it at the same time She was perfect in my eyes its been a hard last couple of days and i just wish i could wake up and it all be a dream a long aginizing dream i cant stand to watch my sister in So much pain and thers nothing i can do not a damb thing She wanted this lil girl so bad we all wanted Keyra so bad and Now she was Taken from us before we were ready for her to go i think last night was the worst for my sister because she got to come home and had to leave Keyra at the hospital i just wish we understood why these things happen and i just wish for hers and everyones sake i could Make it all go away R.I.P.KEYRA KAY-LYNN WE ALL MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love Me Or Hate Me
Pimp Out To My Friends!
The Best Friends I Ever Had I have Meet Some Amazing people here and I want to show them off to the fubar WORLD! I going to Introduce them to you all!!! Flanman R/L and Fubar Boyfriend of Rubbeer_Baby_Rock@ fubar This is the man that never leaves my side and he is always there when I need him.... The Man I once told I was hungry and he helped me to get the food! When I cry he is there to make me Smile (and No He is Not my boyfriend)...... He is just a good friend His Name is Flanman!!!! He is a MSgt in The Air Force, But he is the sweetest man on Earth... But don't let his Sweetness Fool you!!! He is a Military Man who serves our country, which makes me feel proud to have him as a FRIEND!!! He was Bron: * Place: Louisville, Kentucky. * Year: 1961 * Month: March * Day: 28 Now I wanna Talk about a Woman who Has never said no to me even when she is thinking of saying no! Well what can I say about this
Priviledge... That One Day.
Privilege… that one day. I wonder why I haven't had the privilege of a hot, crazy, sexy and sultry woman that one day? What if I needed that just this one time? To just loose total control for once, mutually and not think of anything but that radiant moment for whatever it is and it's worth? Even a fling would bring me great joy, just to be there at that threshold and let go. Give me the details; wouldn't you feel right too? Wouldn't you be as I, just a bit curious as to how it would be just that one moment? Are you so afraid if would lead to something more spontaneous? Am I not your type? Does it really matter if we are just trying to console our own misgivings and fears in the culmination of true total unrestricted passion? Are you that superficial that you can't get past what's right in front of you and just give in to what pure and right for you and I that one time? I've been alone for ever so long that truly the fake realistic would seem the right and perfect thi
Gas by Zip Code This is pretty nifty. Just enter your zip code in the site below, and it tells you which gas stations have the cheapest prices (and the highest) on gas in your zip code area. It's updated every evening. Just click on the link. You will see a map of your area and then scroll down and you will get a listing of gas prices in your area with addresses and brands st arting with the cheapest and going up.
Imagine -Imagine the tranquility of the wind blowing through the willow bushes as they wavingly sway. -Imagine the flower pedals weeping after the sweet glistening rain pounds its sweet dew. -Imagine the hills alive with the harmonic steadfast ants carrying the freshly broken stems bloom to their queen. -Imagine the snow flakes on top one another forming the new mountain peaks topping to new and higher terrains. -Imagine the goose who leads the flock towards the new open meadows filled with fresh spring. -Imagine the suculant maple seeping from the crevices of the sweet spreading trees mounds. -Imagine you and I mesmerized in amorously clutching embrace in the height of passion that never does end. -Imagine as we live within our deep gazing trance as our souls view and reach one another. -Imagine that so sweet, oh so sweet, can there be anything sweeter than that, my sweet? Just Imagine...
Butterfly Of The Heart
Butterfly of the heart She sways peacefully in the wind, picking up the scents of the perfumed air to lead her way to land on the right pedal. She flies from flower to flower, looking for a shower of nectar to await its presence. Her beauty radiates through the suns rays as She flaps her wings brightening whomever gazes upon it. She searches far and wide until she finally touches down and ripples emotion through to the stem. If one looks, she seems to be a gem, so mesmerizing that flocks would wish to have her as near as she is to the heart of the flower. The flower is tamultious, burns ardently day and night, with the sun and moon. The warmth pulsates through the butterfly as the intoxicating pollen reaches into the depths of her own heart. The passion builds, the serenity deepens with each breath and each taste of nectar drives insanity to her threshold. Aching to take in the pollen she lays still with anticipation wanting more of the sweetness encompassed around her. She
Why do you hate me so? You get everything you want with out consiquence. When is it my turn. You have known me for so long, yet I am never the one that ends up happy. I wounder what spell you have him under now. You are not ganna be happy with someone eles until you are happy with you. I can only help but so farbefore I break. The only thing that you want that you do not have is a child 24-7. I am sorry for that, but you have someone that will give you what ever you want with out saying NO. why not let me have HAPPINESS? You see what you want to see but I see differently than you. I see him with untainted eyes, all you see is someone that can give you the last thing in live that you want. I see someone that is happy being who he is. I hate the way you make me feel when i am around you. You make me feel like I am this little girl that can't do anything for herself. Everything that I want to do involves getting away from you! I don't understand you anymore You say that you want me to be
Finger Album Is Back!!!!!!!!!
ok ppl i am bringing the "finger album" back so give me your best middle finger FU pic and it will be added and as a mini contest the person who gives me the 100th pic gets a HH also every pic i get that person will get 1000 fu-bucks its not much but its something i had over 100 last time i was here lets try to get at least back to that
Trusting? Current mood: indescribable I have met some nice men and some not so nice men. I find it harder and harder to trust my emotions when it comes to men. I have been lied to, felt used, abused, and my trust has hit a low point. I dont know if I will ever completely trust anyone again. Is it a myth, that there is someone out there for me. Maybe I have had my one true love and he was taken away for me. I am so lonely sometimes that I will overlook things, but I am cheating myself by doing that. I go out to the mall, a resturaunt, or the grocery store and there are people who have someone and seem genuinely happy. Is all as it appears? I keep hoping that I will find someone I can be happy, passionate, and trusting. It just gets harder and harder to have that trust. I know kind of depressing.
Bureaucracy Bull Fucking Shit
that ugly piece of shit of a man wesley snipes was honored with a visa even though he has been convicted of tax fraud. two ppl who once cared for each other and considered each their soulmate is denied a visa the same day. where is the fucking god dam holy fucking shit justice? that fucking shit snipes belongs in jail. the two who thought they had a future together was cut dead. u do everything u can to live ur life right, and some god dam senior home boy, who was convicted for 3 FUCKING YEARS can still get to do his own thing across the world. it makes no difference trying to be a good person...NONE!
Rate Me & Bid If You Want To Own Me
click this pic below to get to suckface's page to bid and rate me thanks. -owned in name -make crush -pic rates-100 11's until i rate all -stash rates- all stashes rated -salutes-1 sfw salute -pimp outs-i will pimp you out -shit faced-i will keep you shit faced as long as online -add to top friend/family if i get a $50 or more bling pack i will give the winner 1/2 the bling credits if i get a hh i will post you in my status and pimp you in my bully.
wishing u all a happy and safe 4th
Omg, I Don't Believe It!!!
hehe, you looked, and I got points for it. :-p lol, yes I am that bored. sorry!
What happened to actually asking a lady out on a date? All talk and no action gets old real fast. I'm all for taking the time to get to know somebody, but that's what dates are supposed to accomplish right?
Happy 4th Of July..
Happy 4th Of July I wish everyone a safe and joyful 4th of July. Don't drink & drive. But above all have fun. And don't forgot about our soldiers who are over sea's. Not only in Iraq but who are all over the world doing there duty for there country. Keep them in mind as you celebrate when they can't. dina rocks@fubar america
Urban Dictionary Word Of The Day: June 13, 2008
baby mama 1. The mother of your child(ren), whom you did not marry and with whom you are not currently involved. Oh her? She ain't nothing to me now, girl, she just my baby mama. So, can I get your number? 2. A term used to define an unmarried young woman (but can be a woman of any age) who has had a child. As mentioned before in another definition, most of the time it is used for when it was simply a sexual relationship, compared to ex-wife or girlfriend. Usually this has a negative connotation, a lot of baby mamas are seen as desperate, gold digging, emotionally starved, shady women who had a baby out of spite or to keep a man. Sometimes they may act like this because of missed child support payments, unfulfilled promises by the father, or convenient sex by the father. Either or both may exist in any situation. Joe didn't have any relationship with that chick, she was the "other woman" who ended up being his baby mama. Maybe Andy's baby mama is pissed because he said
Thank You So Much...
THESE PEOPLE ROCK!! PLEASE SHOW THEM THE LOVE THEY DESERVE. THEY ARE AWESOME... I am truly blessed to have you all as friends. Thank you so much for leveling me tonight. As usual it was totally unexpected. You all have no idea how special you are to me. You have definitely made it worth it since I decided to come back to FUBAR and give it another shot. Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~ +MRMostunderated+THE Thing of the **JUSTICE LEAGUE** AND **SHADOW LEVELERS**@ fubar GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl@ fubar ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Jennifer ~ Club F.A.R. Member ~ Fan~Add~Rate... Fu~Angel ~Rate Spanker~@ fubar Vanessa { Shadow Leveler }@ fubar ☮Kevin☮@ fubar †Đεád…Måñ…Wâ£κíñģ†~~ Proud Member of The Confederate Bombers ~~ Shadow Leveler~@ fubar
Alainas Slideshow
1 Yr Anniversary On Fubar
1 Year Anniversary Fubar thank you everyone for getting me this far "Henchman" I'm going to look at this post and see how far i get next year And PLZ! show these to wounder full Ladyz some luv! They are the best!! ~*~ Rebbie ~*~ Owner Of † Sanctuary † ~*~TwistedSteel's Baby Girl~*~@ fubar♫GroovyLady♫ DJ Promotions@ fubar♠Twizzie♠@ fubar°ÅnGëLiÇ° @ Wicked Lounge**~*~ Fu-wife of Thå Ðårk Åñgël@ fubar
Soo True
Never take someone for granted Hold every person close to your heart Because you might wake up one day And realize that you've lost a diamond While you were too busy collecting stones"
The Shield!!!
Yeeeesss! I saw a commercial on fx tonight for the upcoming season, final season, I should say, for the shield and I'm crazy excited for the show to start. The commish, aka, mr. chicklets, is one of my favorite of favoritest sexy bald guys! What can I say, I love a man who can accept his destiny and just shave the damn thing off instead of living with the mockery of a half moon hairstyle! Next in line would have to be the lead singer of RED and then there are several more that I could attest too but won't bore you on the details! This guy rocks on the shield! Do you watch? Do you care? Mostly likely not, but the storey line has me enthralled to the end and I can't wait to see what the bastard does to shane in this next season! They need to go out with a bang...literally! Alright, stepping off my bald guy advocate soapbox now...I just had to share in my excitement. Really, there's nothing good on t.v. anymore, except the office, southpark, family guy, ghost hunters an
srry every one going through some personal conflics.i`m here lurking in the shadows..where i feel more at home.not gonna leave my club members.merlyn is evolving,growing`s hard on this old soul of mine.this transition is by far the hardest....
July 4th Freedome
Freedom is a trait we earn A blessing we embrace A gift we’re given in return For the hardships we face A testament of sacrifice By heroes who have died The ones who paid a costly price For our great nation’s pride. Our freedom is our heritage Our legacies and worth Our stories etched for all of time Shared with our Mother Earth The fabric of our faith and strength The light guiding our way For freedom, we’ll cross any length To keep doubters at bay. Freedom is the red, white, and blue The stars and stripes that wave Across this land, proudly and true The vast home of the brave From sea to shining sea, we hail Our sovereignty and rights Every July 4th, without fail Liberty is in our sights!
Angels Exit
I have seen this before but well worth the read> >> >>This is beautiful please read !! >> >>A drunk man in an Oldsmobile >>They said had run the light >>That caused the six-car pileup >>On 109 that night. >> >>When broken bodies lay about >>And blood was everywhere, >>The sirens screamed out eulogies, >>For death was in the air. >> >>A mother, trapped inside her car, >>Was heard above the noise; >>Her plaintive plea near split the air: >>Oh, God, please spare m y boys! >> >>She fought to loose her pinned hands; >>She struggled to get free, >>But mangled metal held her fast >>In grim captivity. >> >>Her frightened eyes then focused >>On where the back seat once had been, >>But all she saw was broken glass and >>Two children's seats crushed in. >> >>Her twins were nowhere to be seen; >>She did not hear them cry, >>And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, >>Oh, God, don't let them die! >> >>Then firemen came and cut her loose, >>But when they search
Here Is What A Midget Is!!!
Omg What Next
COMING SOON! No apology for sending this ! ! ! After hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. NOT sorry if this offends anyone because this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP -- please pass this along. I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the pas t -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA! PART OF THE PROBLEM Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is Time for America to Speak up If you agree --
Stupid Fubar Asshats!
This is why I sometimes hate being on Fubar. Men come at you crazy and when you refuse they wanna hate and strart tripping. He looks like a fool anyways and my man looks better but i wanted to share how ignorant men are today. ->BLUEBOY: ok whatever u say ->BLUEBOY: why u hatin now sayin i look 50 when i know i dont and why u wanna see a 50 year old looking woman for BLUEBOY: U DO ->BLUEBOY: i know i dont look 50.... BLUEBOY: U R PRO SAYS 35 BUT U LOOK 50 WHAT IS IT ->BLUEBOY: ill be with my man ->BLUEBOY: no BLUEBOY: CAN I C U TONIGHT ->BLUEBOY: are so blunt these days BLUEBOY: AND UR BOOTY BLUEBOY: I WANT U ->BLUEBOY: oh ok. BLUEBOY: YEAH ->BLUEBOY: oh ok. is she a white girl or what? BLUEBOY: NO ->BLUEBOY: cool....does ur gf have a big booty BLUEBOY: HELL YEAH ->BLUEBOY: that so? BLUEBOY: MMMMMMMMMM BLUEBOY: I LOVE BIG BOOTY's BLUEBOY: SORRY NO I DONT ->BLUEBOY: u have anymore pics? BLUEBOY: HER ->BLUEBOY: oh
Real Quick Update
As of midnight tonight, in 1 hour 12 minutes, I think there is something you all should know. Something REALLY REALLY important. 66 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 66 Days and I'll be on that sweet bird of freedom. I have been informed of a way to get a civilian flight out of here on my DEROS. Gotta love Chaplains. They have all the good information. So in approximately 67 days, I'll see my wonderful loving exciting excitable kids. I'll see my dog. I'll see my kids. And sometime while I am on leave, I'm having lunch with my best friend, and major source of support. Yeah, I'm driving to PA and having lunch, and hopefully an ice cream this time. Oh yeah, and in 67 days, (unless I can swing it on the flight and not break some law that is very vague and only applies when it is convenient for the higher ups because for some reason Qatar and Bahrain are still "deployed" but they can drink) BEER! Oh yeah, and Happy Independence Day Everyone!
My Midgets
Brown Sugar Chocolate Chip Cookies
Brown Sugar Chocolate Chip Cookies 2 1/4 cup all purpose flour 1 tsp baking soda 3/4 tsp salt 3/4 cup butter, room temperature 1 1/4 cups brown sugar 1 tsp vanilla extract 1 large egg 1 1/4 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips Preheat oven to 350F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. In a medium bowl, stir together flour, baking soda and salt. In a large bowl, cream butter and brown sugar until light, about 2 minutes. Beat in vanilla extract and egg until smooth. With the mixer on low speed, gradually add in all the flour mixture, stopping when the dough has just come together and no streaks of flour remain. Stir in chocolate chips. Place slightly rounded tablespoons of dough on baking sheet. Bake for 9-11 minutes, until just golden around the edges. Transfer to a wire rack to cool completely. Makes 3 dozen.
The Effing New Girl
So, I'm single now. What to do now? Join some socializing site, then follow someone I met there here. I haven't been single in a very long time, and I intend to enjoy it. What does that mean? Nothing serious. Low drama. Lots of fun people, plenty of new friends, maybe some hot nights. I'm game for almost anything.
The "f" Word
The 'F' Word (Correct use of the 'F' word) When is @#$% Acceptable? There have been only twelve times in history when the 'F' word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 12. 'What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?' -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 11. 'What the @#$% was that! ?' - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 10. 'Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?' -- Custer, 1877 9. 'Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.' -- Einstein, 1938 8. 'It does so @#$%ing look like her!' -- Picasso, 1926 7. 'How the @#$% did you work that out?' -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 6. 'You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?' -- Michelangelo, 1566! 5. 'Where the @#$% are we?' --Amelia Earhart, 1937 4. 'Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!' -- Noah, 4314 BC 3. 'Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?' --Bill Clinton, 1998 2.
My Legacy Continues!
Born on July 3, 2008 at 7:54 am Weighing in at 6 lbs 2 oz Standing at 19 3/4 in long I am introducing to you Larry Thomas Priest III (The future Casanova) Feel free to click through and rate and comment this photo seen above!
CHICAGO Well, this isn’t a business trip that I really want to take, but I must. As I get on the plane, I start thinking of you. Is that because the last time I was in Chicago, I spent so much enjoyable time with you? I get in my seat and start to think about my business. It seemed we had just lifted off but now we were all ready at O’Hare Airport. Wow, I thought, must have been all my business thinking. I went to the Hertz’s pick up center and got my car and left the air port. On my way to the hotel, I thought , "Oh what the hell, I will call him." I dialed your number and it started to ring. Then I hear,"Hello," on the other end. Just the sound of your voice made my body rush. "Hello, Jack?", I said. "Yeah, who is this?"There was your sultry sexy voice again. "Jack honey, it is me Dee." "Dee where are you?", you asked me." Here in Chicago," I respond. "WOW! We have to get together," I heard you say. For a moment I froze. Just hearing you say that you wanted me in your own way made
Queen Robin's Auction!!
I've had so much fun being in other people's auctions, that I would like to do my own... So this is how it will go... Send me the link to the picture you would like to use, and what you want to offer your future owner, and we'll get this thing started!! I'd like to start it with in the next week, and I would like to have 10 people!!! (Not TOO many since this is my first ever auction!!) I won't require and entry fee, and no minimum bid... Send me a private message if you have any questions!! (repost please!!) MWAH!!! Love you all!!!
Unwelcome Silence
Unwelcome Silence The television flickers from across the room. Nothing but lights and noise, it doesn't really matter anymore what is on... just something to keep me from totally losing it. The children are gone and the walls do nothing but stare back at me. My Love, You are so fresh, it seems like mere minutes have passed. I've lost track of time but the memories don't fade. I immerse myself in the countless moments that have become the only thing that holds meaning for me anymore. We were more than just two souls that found one another; we were a stream of precious little slices in time. Some were truly joyous, some were less so, but all made their contribution to what was the best part of my life. They were all a part of you, and you were the best part of my life… no, you are my life. It’s as though nothing truly existed before our first meeting. I existed inside a cocoon desperately waiting for you to appear and relea
Libertis First Fourth Of July
with the sound of the first boom i turned to liberti thinking that i would see the tears rolling and the lips stead i saw the biggest smile a baby could have and the biggest eyes in the world..not once did she whimper not once did she shead a tear.i however cried through the whole thing cause this year just was not the same..she did such a wonderful job. i thought the noise alone would scare her cause we were pretty close .she was such a good strong baby. i only wish i could have been as strong as her.looking at her i could see her daddy just plain as day.the whole night would have had a whole other meaning to t if we only had him here with us.mommie is so proud of you liberti did not let them big loud fireworks get you down..awesome job baby girl
Forever My Friends
Happy Fourth Every one, okay fifth I'll drink to that. It just took e a little while to get to this, I was kinda busy tonight. Talking to new and old friends, doing my thing that my angels know so well, (yes mamah, I am taking it easy). I have to say I am very happy today,I got to talk to a lot of my old friends picked up some new ones, and chatted away for hours (though I was supposed to be doing some work, but I didn't mind, welcome break, even if it lasted oh, 8 hours). I really don't know where this is going, just probably one of my ramblings, but those who know me well are use to it. It is so good to celebrate the birth of America, because for all the problems and strife, there is no better country in the world to live in. The many people who touched my life today made me realize this in fact, no I knew it already, but it is the freedom of my spirit that I am talking about. My friends, all of them, came by today, some came and stayed for a while, some chatted away for a wh
Make Me Prophet!!!
You Wanted Her, You Got Her....the Bitch Just Took Over Here!!!!
Well I'm dropping the hammer here so if you can't take the know the rest....Unless I gotta write it out in crayon for those of you who can't figure it out.... Get you're azz out the kitchen!!!! I'm done....Done with the liars, the users, the manipulators, the haters, and everything else!!!! Man up tell me to my face if you got a problem, that is unless you aren't man enough!!!! Oh yeah and, how bout ya keep your, wives, girlfriends, flavors of the week(for use of nicer terms there) off of me, considering you're the one who's coming over to step up to me!!!! I guess it's a free country to all but me though ain't that right???? Somehow I manage to piss off these so called women, by not actually doing anything or bringing it on, but yet your men somehow find their way here and that's somehow my fault!!!! I'm nice to people who are nice to me, plain and simple!!!! If you don't want your man trolling around, I guess maybe you need to remedy that somehow, now don't yo
Riders On The Storm
Riders on the Storm by LateNiteFantasy© And we played The Doors while entwined Riders on the Storm echoed in my brain and I felt the rain Fall onto my naked body as I made love to you. There was no rain…only sweat and love… But I still felt the rain wet my back The song is infectious. It rings out with sex And we ring out with sex You and I. Your lips on mine Your lips on my neck Your lips Everywhere. There is no feeling in the world as intense as fucking in the rain. There is no feeling in the world as wonderful As being held by you While the downpour rips into our bodies like God. The flash of lightning Is your passion. The drums thunder through us Thunder that is not real and yet so real Vibrates through us. Vibrates us. We are spent. Lulled by music.
My Love's Canvas
My Love's Canvas by LateNiteFantasy© A canvas as smooth as silk beneath my fingertips: You sit and so unknowingly contribute to the fire of wanting in my brain. You let me paint you. And as I touch brush to skin I feel alive with desire. How could you know that touching you --nay, simply being near you-- sparks the kindling of my heart? That drum held captive in my ribcage Pounds out a steady rhythm like Africa where all things are wild and free. Sensual. My hands shake as I hold your hand; Cup your chin to hold your face still, Even though it is I who quivers as the longing races through me. I never want the moment to end. I would paint you forever so long as I could touch you. Be beside you. Close. And make a ritual of loving you.
Voyage Of Love
Voyage of Love by LateNiteFantasy© My love is a ship made of dreams Propelled by my heart and the billowing sails made of my longing soul. My pounding desire is the crimson flag atop a mast of my intention telling you of my coming. I sail to you on the currents of ether voyaging beyond all linear reality into the realm of passion. I seek the harbor of your smile I long to dock this ethereal vessel in your awaiting arms and stay moored for the rest of eternity. Anchored and loved. I am home in your port.
Shady On Cam
Entries 7 - 10
Dear Diary 7 With each passing day I struggle to maintain some sense of order amidst the chaos of life. Life as it has been defined through the years by those other than myself. I am forced to live the life of a duck. What is the life of a duck the casual observer may ask? The life of a duck is one of visual tranquility on the surface. Going about the routines of everyday life as though all is well in the world and in one’s self. As you watch a duck make its way across a pond, one cannot help but observe the gentleness of its actions. With its head held high, it wings softly laid against its body, and its eyes ever searching, the duck goes on about its business. But every so often life presents the duck an opportunity. A chance to dive beneath the calm, tranquil surface. A chance to disappear from the mundane, to reach for and hopefully obtain that which it must have to survive. As I watched two ducks over the weekend I could not help but think of two very different, y
My Love Life The Horror That It Is...
well here goes...i just broke up with the girl i thought i was gonna marry and now i find myself alone again but oddly i dont mind i think im gonna stay single for as long as i can maybe just maybe if i wait and start being a bit picky i will find something that will mean something.... i really do miss her, but then again i guess in a way i dont its really weird but hey what can you do.... you know all my life ppl have told me "your so funny" "your a good guy" "you have such a great heart and you really care about ppl" well fuck that cause to be honest it has gotten me i guess i am cursed cause i dont have it in me to be the asshole that ppl seem to be drawn to (im sorry but the asshole gets the good girl) so i guess since i dont have it in me to be that asshole im gonna be single for quite a while but its ok cause at least im staying true to myself man, its very strange how things can just fall apart in the snap of your fingers or the blink of an eye...but such i
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She's A Beautiful Girl * Stalker -i Don't Know The Title Yet
you watch me i see you all the time where ever i go i know you're around it's a strange mix of fear and curiosity that makes me search crowds for your face you stalk me you say i'm exotic a strange and quirky girl who arouses a mixture of curiosity and lust that makes you seek me out restlessly and covet me you want me but i'm not yours and i never willingly will be a combination of anger and desire is painted on your face when i see you it makes me afraid afraid to go out at night to drive aimlessly and feel the excitement that beautiful life freedom and peace that i used to own is fled because you showed up what will you do when you finally decide that i'm not going to evade you any more? that is my greatest fear terror and panic sometimes grip me in the night why can't you leave me alone? one day i'm afraid that you'll grab me on a darkened street or in my own home and spirit me away i ponder and wonder what it is th
Can I Get A Few Comments
Hey all can I get a few comments from you all you have to do is click the picture thanks if you all ever need some help just let me know I will return the favor .........
The First Time
The First Time by LateNiteFantasy© Desire's flame, Fear's quiver, Anticipation's rule Clouds darken, shadows lengthen, here begins the duel The decision is hers, always has been, deciding her fate The point of no return, or just sit back and wait Temptation hangs like a peach on the tree Juicy, luscious, tender, begging to be set free Desire to touch, the need to take, tongue, teeth, lips Sticky sweet juice will run from where the flesh rips Eyes lock, lightning strikes, His hand cups her breast A shuddered moan, thunder roars, she needs to feel the rest Heart pounding, blood boiling, a parting of her thighs His hand strokes lower, her breath stops, watching His eyes His hand cups her womans place rubbing soft and low Fingers tease, rub, caress, then plunge in one strong blow Crying out, the rain starts, she needs, she wants more Moaning, trembling, legs go weak, sinking to the floor Hands slid up and cup her breast, tongue begins it's teas
Excerpt From "dark Ryder"
He could hear the blood racing through her veins.Her heart was beating faster which in turn made his beat faster. His temples began to throb. A slow, dull aching at first, but soon to have the force of a sledgehammer banging against his head. His entire body felt as if it were about to ignite, fire consuming his very being. It all meant one thing. It was time to feed!
Married Women In The Military
THERE WAS NEVER A REQUIREMENT TO ENLIST, but there are so many women currently in the militry and even more who have been through enlistment prior to today. I was one of those women... enlisted and enlistment complete PRIOR TO today. My wonderment is in regard to the number of married women WITH CHILDREN who are or have been in the military. IF OPERATING as a "head of household" entity, she has the double effort of hauling the man's load and the woman's load... she is a "muthuh/fathuh" in combat boots. Who tends to the children while she marches around in the mud and mire with military comrades? ...are the children with grandma? ... with their "dad" wherever he is? ...(if so, why does she need to be marching around in the mud and mire?) AND what becomes of the children IF anything happens to her? They are listed as beneficiaries on the government claused document mom was forced to complete the same day she raised her hand... and if she was married (married but seperated included) ...
Just Thinking
I was thinking, as I sometimes do - in the unlikely event of me deleting my fubar account - what would I do with all my photos, should I auction them off for a end of fu party (so we can all get hammered!!!!!) or just let everyone in to rip what they want as a memory of me!!!!!! DECISIONS DECISIONS But dont worry I aint gonna delete my account just a thought........................ And however would we all keep in touch, I only have one yahoo adress and she knows who she is and she rocks - dont private message me at this time to give out yim, its all rocking lmao
My Life Sucks
have you ever felt lke your fighting a loosing battle? with not only yourself but with everyone and everything around you? like everyone has to come frist and all the weight of the world has been placed on your shoulders.. sorta like your about to fall but havent quiet started yet and your trying to conspalte a way to fall wth out hurting yourself... my head is jumbled with thoughts and feelng thatr i am yet to figure out and when i fnally have i cant quiet seem to earse them,,, its crazy how time can erase and change people... How one change can counterreact a hole mess in seconds which took yearss to bulid the way it is laid out. Life is confusing to me.. i am not ready to conquer but waht if it doesnt matter beacouse its a matter of having to do what it takes to conquer and divided to get anywhere in the plaace willl call life... something about the present sends a shock about my future.. who i love and what awaits in the foggy looking glass.. its not actually foggy to we
Bitching And Ranting!!!! I’m Pregnant, And It’s My Right!!!
First off, since I'm pregnant, I have the utmost right to be a bitch. If you don't like it...BITE ME!!!!With that being said....Am I the only one that see's something superiorly wrong with a man who claims all bragging rights to his unborn son, yet has done NOTHING to help during the pregnancy? No emotional, physical or monetary support!!!I know people have to work to pay bills, but is it SOOO difficult to take a day or two to travel to help out once in a while when he has no children to care for or other responsibilities that require him to be home 24/7? (He lives in Mississippi)Am I completely nuts to think there is a difference between telling someone you love them, and proving it? Even if they live with you, and don't work, shouldn't they be the "main" housekeeper? I'm not talking white glove test, I'm just talking your basic picking up and dishes or whatever. Or is it okay for them to just complain that nothing is clean while they sit on their ass all day? (okay, off topic
Morphs Information Check It Out
I am Makeing Morphs For Fu Bucks Shown Below Are Some Morphs I have Made They Are 5,000 fu bucks each to help me get fu bucks for spotlight etc..Contact me if you would like a Morph !!!
Today's Quote A pleasure is not full grown until it is remembered. -C.S. Lewis
Destiny Of Death [page I]
Something New With The Pussycat Family
My Name In Sinful Pleasures My Real Name Is Ashley I Am 22 Years Old I Was Born In Raised In PA I Am A Single Mom I Have Two Children Both Boys Mitchell Will Be 2 July 25th And Micheal Will Be 4 In October They Are The Most Important Thing In My Life I Work And Take Care Of My Kids Thats Pretty Much My Life I Am Planing On Going To School Soon For Photography Thats What I Really Want To Do I Am A Very Giving Person I Will Try To Help Anyone I Can I Am Outgoing And Very Blunt I Like To Sing Even Tho I Know I Cant Lmao Write Poetry Even Tho I Havent Done It In Forever [ Sinful Pleasures * Shadow Leveler * Pu$$ycat Playmate - Owned By KaTman ]
Luau Auction
Time to Crank up that Summertime Fun with a new Auction -- Hawaii Style! Thats right folks, I am hosting my first auction! The luau way! I will be making all tags for this so lets have some fun! Guidelines as follows: 1. Send me the link to a SFW or Semi SFW picture that you would like to use (if you want to submit a bathing suit pic thats OK too). Along with your OFFERS! 2. Entry fee is 25k and starting bids will be 75k! 3. I will be promoting this heavily (along with some help) BUT self promotion is a must! 4. Absolutely NO drama or I will delete your auction -- this is all about FUN guys! Lets have a BLAST with this! 5. I am not responsible for the highest bidder paying you. IF that person doesn't let me know and I will post something about it but again I am not responsible! 6. ALSO! -- The one person with the MOST rates at the end of this will recieve a $20 bling pack from me. Must have a minimum of 200 rates! 7. Have Fun and Happy Bidding!
A Few New Photos Up..
I placed a few new photos up. I do not think they were put up here before. First time experience those new photos were.. I am having more photos taken tonight and was wondering if there were any special requests?? You can let the special requests here or you can email me the special requests and depending on what they are i can possibly do them... Hugs and Kisses Kelly
Ink Drop From Her Quill
Ink Drop From Her Quill by LateNiteFantasy© Mournful is the hand that dips the quill, whose feathery and light graces, anticipates brush strokes. Reluctant are the words lingering above a beige colored scroll. Lonely ink traveling as if weighted in air. A splash of onyx, like a mascara tinged teardrop. Pupils fixed on this primitive art searching, reaching and contemplating. Is the answer there? Can it be found, in the ink drop, from her quill?
Temporary Stash
So bored again and what I do when bored is look up pictures or videos, ran across this one I found funny. I hate that stashes are down aaah. so yeah, SPIN ON IT
Never Judge
This is so true in today's world especially.....we are all guilty of it....judging someone is so easy to do......and in today rush and bustle that we live in, we so quickly forget that sometimes there are underlying circumstances.....think about it! 'Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me in the long line at the grocery store. 'You would think the manager would pay attention and open ano ther line, 'said a woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. 'It's one of them welfare card things. Damn people need to get a job like everyone else,' said the man standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the comment. 'It was me,' he said, pointing to himself. The young lady's face began to change expression. Almost in tears, she dropped the welfare card ont
Texas Twister
this person leveled my sweet arakrune and for this she has been blinged, and i want everybody F/A/R 10 rates and a page comment that cuffed desire sent them ~♥~TEXAS TWISTER~♥~CLUB UNITED♥ Owned by SixtyNineMunch@ fubar message me when you are done to be added to my pimp out and get gifts
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Have Your Fubar License Yet!
Do you have your Fubar License Yet! Well here is your time to request one. I have made a Fubar License and I would like to offer to make you one for just 10,000 Fu Bucks Just private message me the link of the pic you wish to use for your license and then send me the fu bucks. Once I have all that, I'll upload it in the FU License album and it will be ready for you to rip or save for your own use. The only thing I ask is that if we aren't already friends, that you please rate, fan, and add me. This is what it looks like Look Who Has Order a Fu-License Brought to you By: SunySkyz Owned By Argonutz & His Angel Owner of Dominustempus3
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Today's Quote Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. -Auguste Rodin
The One That Came In And Captured My Heart!
The Moon Godess
The moon-Goddess has been known in many times and cultures. She is usually the protector of women, and rules majick and childbirth. It is said that the moon-Goddess created time and it's measurement, and ancient calendars were based on the moon's phases and menstrual cycles. To many, She is the Triple Goddess. The waxing, full and waning phases represent the three aspects of womanhood: maiden, mother and crone. The divine creatress was called Luonnotar in Finland, and Hina by the Polynesians. In Scandanavia She was Mardoll, Moon Shining Over the Sea. Gala or Galata is the original moon-mother of Gaelic and Gaulish tribes. Albion, or Milk-white Moon-Goddess, was an early name for Britain. In ancient Thessaly the moon Goddess was invoked in a rite called "drawing down the moon", which is still practiced today. Virgil said moon-priestess could also "stop rivers in thier courses, turn back the wheel of the stars, or bring trees marching downhill". Artimis is the virgin Moon Goddess, T
What Dance Are You?
You Are Disco Dancing You are very energetic and lively. You could dance all night. Fun loving and social, you like dancing best when everyone in the room is dancing. You love to dance to anything, and it's hard to stop once you start. You love dancing in a crowd. And no matter how big the crowd, all eyes are usually on you. What Dance Are You?
Are You Charming?
You Are Pretty Charming While you're not a natural charmer, you can be charming when you want to be. And lucky for those around you, you usually feel like turning on the charm. You project a happy, calm image - even when you're feeling the exact opposite. You make people feel great about being around you... though you're not always up for putting in the effort. Are You Charming?
Color Or My Kisses
Your Kiss is Blue You prefer kissing to be a meaningful, emotional experience. You don't like to kiss strangers, and you don't like to kiss someone you're mad at. A kiss can change how you feel about someone - for better or worse. You don't take anything lightly... especially kissing. Kissing Type: Deep People See Your Kisses as: Genuine You Kiss Best With: A Green Kisser Stay away from: A Red Kisser What Color Is Your Kiss?
Blah of today (sunday the 6th) I will be going to chillicothe, ohio for some additional training for work... basically they put us in a hotel for a week where i am going to be SUPER ASS BORED!! soooooo ya'll are going to have to entertain me cause i will have nothing to do in the damn hotel for a week!! that is all have a nice day :}
Johnny Cash- Walk The Line
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time. I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line I find it very, very easy to be true I find myself alone when each day is through Yes, I'll admit I'm a fool for you Because you're mine, I walk the line As sure as night is dark and day is light I keep you on my mind both day and night And happiness I've known proves that it's right Because you're mine, I walk the line You've got a way to keep me on your side You give me cause for love that I can't hide For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide Because you're mine, I walk the line
Memebers Close To Leveling
Lets get these Member leveled up~! whos next??? this pimp out brought to you by Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle'----Owned by DustMePink
Johnny Cash- Ring Of Fire
Love is a burning thing and it makes a firery ring bound by wild desire I fell in to a ring of fire... I fell in to a burning ring of fire I went down,down,down and the flames went higher. And it burns,burns,burns the ring of fire the ring of fire. The taste of love is sweet when hearts like our's meet I fell for you like a child oh, but the fire went wild.. I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....[
She Came Into My Bedroom
She came into my bedroom her nakedness aglow she posed before my window Gave me a private show Her breasts were lit by moonbeams hair bathed in silver light I rose to the occasion And we made love all night. She came into my bedroom Just on a month ago I haven’t seen her since then But I keep hoping so Tonight the moon is riding Bright silver in the sky As sleep tugs at me gently A shadow takes my eye She came into my bedroom I’m certain it is she A vixen bathed in moonlight Is she in love with me? Silver swirls in midnight curls Her hair hangs wild and free Her wraith-like grace in night’s embrace Wraps me in ecstasy She came into my bedroom (The sun is shining bright) I know I was not dreaming She stayed all through the night The scent of her still lingers I’m going to miss her so How I’ll yearn for her return Though there’s a month to go WITCHY'S WIKKED GRAPHIX
Fubar Freaks The Nasty Type
b**ch about w/e u wanna like the freaks on fubar, like KDOLL, wat a n**jockey, check out the pics, u wont miss them, giving me s**t cos she acting like a spoilt brat haha she got silenced, shame it wasnt permanent, nice one Catawba, id of silenced it too, then banned :)
Erotica.....impending Storm
The Impending Storm Her hands lay on his broad shoulders as she straddled his lap. She arched her back as he dipped his head down to lick first one nipple than the other. Moaning sighs of torture and delight hung in the air around them. His hands grasped her ass and pulled her closer to him. His velvet encased steel erection strained beneath his pants. She smiled as she tilted her head up to the sky. Rain drops fell and caressed her heated skin. He was too engrossed in the wonders of her breasts to have noticed the rain. She placed her hands on his face he let go of a nipple and looked up at her. She looked like a ravishing water goddess. Her raven hair hung down in water kissed waves. Her lips looked juicy and kissable. Pouting bottom lip begging to be suckled. She smiled. This storm goddess. His all his. He released her ass and put his hands on the back of her head bringing her down for a kiss. Every emotion, every desire, poured out in an almost tangible wave. She
Out For A Week
I am out for a week, everyone, so take care. Have fun n'stuff! lol
Subtext Of Love
Subtext of Love by LateNiteFantasy© The language in which We are all fluent Translates actions to speech And back again The lift of A wickedly arched brow At just the right moment Gives up secrets better left buried Tells you that I know What you wish I did not An insolent tone Belies innocent words Waking to a note on your pillow That still breathes your scent Says more than the ink Etched into the paper You could have waited Until I awakened To say these written words That you never fail to say But the gesture Leaves me breathless It says everything That words do not Spaces between words Speak louder here Invisible text between visible lines Embodies what we are to each other I silently mirror That I feel the same With every stir Of your favorite dish The cold towels For your headaches The hot towels For your backaches The gleam in my eye When you laugh I find joy In your bliss All these things Hang muted in air Li
Not Good...
Have you ever had something happen to you thats so horrible that all you want to do is curl up in a little ball and stop breathing? I had one of those things happen last night, and as usual, no one was here to help me. I should be used to this crap now really... As per usual after the... I want to die stage... came the coping stage where I just go and try to laugh, blocking out what happened and how I feel... some things are SO bad I don't want to talk about them, I feel unclean, worthless, used and embarrased... I was doing REALLY well until a few hours ago... People don't want to hear, they can't do anything about it so whats the point of telling every horrible detail? Anyway... this was just a small insignificant little offload... I don't feel right... I feel really crap... don't really want to be here... so just be warned that I feel crap... not my usual self... I saw people today having a laugh about stalkers etc... I wish it WAS a funny thing... Someone shoot me be
Men Are Like A Pack Of Cards
Men are like a pack of Cards: A "heart" to love them A "diamond" to marry them A "club" to smack them and A "spade" to bury the body... I've often been asked, "what do you old boys do now that you're retired?" Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, margaritas, scotch and martinis into urine. And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"
old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her dog a bone.When she bent over rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!!!!!!
Love To Be A Fan
About since I've been on this Cherry Tap/Fubar thing I have seen all sorts of people on the different blasts, etc. who say they want to get rate, fan and add. Naturally they do, it's points and I haven't minded doing it but today I noticed that I've given out 3 times as many fans as I've received. I've been thinking that most of the fubars are nasty little brats but this sort of proves it to me. Not sure what I'll do about it except maybe start keeping track when I can and initiate my own category of people known as Fu Brats. I like children but not when they're supposed to act like adults.
Just In A Down Mood
Another update. I have the neurologist appointment on the 22nd so I have a wait. I been feel a lot better physically and lot worse mentally. My weight is still up. I can't seem to get it off. Tony has been working so much my poor baby. When he isn't here I find myself bored and lonely and eating more. I need to just get my butt online and fubar...haha. Starting today I am trying really hard to get it off. Kids keeping me so busy and Tony working like he going to gym right now is not an option. August all 3 will be in school I can go when I please..yeahhhh. I hope everyone had a great 4th mine was ok didnt do much at all. Another hectic couple of weeks coming up.. I need a vacation lol
Answer Me This
why is it that when i ask for an answer from guys, i usually get more words then i need, but not an answer. recently i asked someone what i ever did to them to dislike me, and i never got an answer just a bunch of cover up bullshit. now he blocked me,,which is fine by me. i honestly dont get it.. if i ask a question,why dont people just give a straight answer instead of just a bunch of crap? all i ever hear is how guys hate drama and lies and head games.... so what does it take to just get a straight answer? some one enlighten me please....
Uniform Auction
I have seen ALL types of auctions on fubar. But I MUST say , this is THE first of its kind. I, THE Slut, am auctioning off a Waffle House Uniform, worn BY me. This will help me get closer to spotlight. I will accept all bids. As bid increases, I will add "perks" to the auction such as, 11's, salutes IN THE UNIFORM, etc etc. So PLEASE bid high and bid OFTEN. Click the pic link below to go straight to the pic and bid. And PLEASE, if you look at the pic, atleast rate it. Auction Brought To By: THE Slut™
Yes I'm Still Here And Yes I'm Ok :)
i know i know.... i've dissappeared again.... for a lot longer than i've wanted to. first of all i just wanted to say i miss everyone!!!!! i miss being here and i miss my family. i miss the lounges and i miss being on air. i'll get back in the swing of it all eventually.... but unfortunately right now i'm not in the position to do that. i'm still in KY.... been here since mid-march.... a lot of shit has happened.... some good some bad... but i'm getting through it. i know news travels fast on here... so i'll let you all now.... no i'm not living with heather anymore... we had a pretty bad fall out... and yes i'm going to have another baby. i'm due on dec. 31st. anyways.... i'll be back soon.... just not as soon as i'd like to be. but i think about all of my family each and every day... and i hope you all are doing well. talk to everyone soon!!! ::::hugsNkisses::::
Testing One Two Three!
I need some help from my friends. I need 20,000 comments to get a v.i.p. Any help is much appreciated!
Day Dreaming
Tracing the edge of insanity you might think of this But I want to feel the trueness of her kiss The brillance of her smile early in the morning and the radiance of her thoughts in full swing Living fast , breathing slow there is much I don't know writing only my hearts desires she inspires me every which way and never tires Like rain she pours me my fill and see me for all that is god's will She say's " I Love You " and I know nothing more to be true Enough mirrors reflect days where it was understated never half stepping since our days where intiated dialated pupils captured her beauty with first glance and chance has given us a love worthy of a dance Following only the scripts of our hearts we find today as it was when spring starts One hopeless dream is now everflowing forever tending even in not knowing I use to think it would take an eternity but the truth is I don't remember the old me For all I know now is that of acceptance Sweat pants , tee shirt
Sandy Pieces
Sandy Pieces by LateNiteFantasy© Here I am silent Lost in the Landscape of Thought again Fingering the puzzle pieces I struggle to put together But the sun, blazing above me, temporarily blinds me Heating the hardened black pitch on which I work Unable to stand the heat, the struggle, the confusion I flee towards the shore I hit the cool of the sand And search longingly for my diversion But all I see is miles and miles of cool untainted sands Footsteps already smoothed over, forgotten about A body of water whose waves lap the shore in perfect precision and unison I slump into the sand and try to be grateful For this peace I close my eyes and allow the well-trained waves To lull me into a secure sleep A slight breeze crawls into my hair And I part my lids dreamily and notice A gathering of embers beside me Memories of your footsteps on this shore come crashing forward Though your steps were never deep I protected what little I had from extinction as well as I
Give A Roar
Give a Roar by LateNiteFantas© Not really sure what God is 'cept this world I've seen and been seen by, touched and been burnt by, heard and been inspired by, and those parts of this blue, green, cold and black but starry universe which are difficult to understand, which leave us shaking in terror and trembling in joy, yes, those mysterious, wise and horrible judges of our actions which do not walk on two pink, fleshy legs who do not masturbate, copulate or complacentate. But aside from the exhillirating but depressing question of what GOD is: he gave me two hands: he must have meant to me grasp, twist, turn, manipulate and dig this planet into a space-age garden; he gave me two legs: he must have meant me to run, kick, climb and uplift industry with the colossal power of the proletariat; he gave me a mouth: he must have wanted me to sing the sophisticated, coquettish trills of mozart and moan the haggard, world grunged sub-melodies of Cobain, he must have meant me to assi
Wtf Happened To Dj Krazy Kuder???
Well, since my last blogging rant, I have ceased to be a DJ because I lost the net at home and for a few other reasons as well. And because I can't control my girlfriend's actions in the lounge I formerly worked at it seems that I have "personal problems" that have to be worked out at home so I can be UNBANNED from that lounge... Smells fishy to me, but whatever. I was glad for the good times I had as a DJ and in that lounge, Which I will not name because they don't want me to start any drama for them, and because I don't really feel like being a jackass right now and causing drama... Maybe later though, but for now, I will behave, at least as well as I can... ROFLMMFAO
2008 Smells...
2008 has been a hell of a year for me in terms of health... My body has gone through so much since January, it;s been one thing after another, and emotionally it is finally taking its toll. I am not sure how much more I can handle... January I started having severe charlie horses all over my body, legs, feet, arms, sides, neck.. weird places. Terms like Fibromyalgia were thrown out. I was given pain meds for them but I don't like having to resort to taking medication for pain when I've dealt with the forefront of it my whole life. The cramps are a bit more few and far between now, thankfully, but when they do appear they are fairly severe and I get them multiple times in a row, the one morning I woke up and had 9 in my right leg and 4 in the other all in a row... End of January I have an accident and fall on the ice twice in one day, once at work, once at home. I ended up hurting my back and my knee. 6 weeks of physical therapy and worker's comp. My back still bothers me a bit to
I've Given It Some Thought And
I've Given it Some Thought and by LateNiteFantasy© Your invite gives me I think you should just kiss me, your eyes tell me you want to kiss me, pull my full bottom lip between your teeth tug it trace the outline with the tip of your tongue aching to touch and taste kiss me, Can’t think a sensible thought when we are alone and you want to kiss me, when you lean closer than you need to kiss me I want to taste you get close enough to know what you wash with, god help me if it is ivory soap slippery in your shower I imagine us clean and dirty at the same time.
Dark Love
dark love It is a night of darkness, a song of blood, wolves vent their loneliness. The beautiful one rises. Curling wisps of death shrouds her pale form, an eternal life. Her black hair cascades over fragile milk-white shoulders, and her full blood red lips part slightly, to taste the red tears streaming from the pale flesh beneath her. Now a night of darkness, I smile vaguely. written by gothy
Dude Loses His Manhood And Sues Dr.
Surgeon who incidentally cut his patient’s penis off ordered to pay 500,000 euros 04.07.2008 Source: AP © URL: A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay EUR 500,000 (US$795,000) in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation. In July 2004, Dr. Naum Ciomu made a surgical error while operating on the man's testicles, severing the penis instead of making an incision to the testicle. The Bucharest Magistrates Court ruled Friday that Ciomu had been "superficial" in his approach to the operation, ordered the fine and handed Ciomu a one-year suspended prison sentence. The ruling can be appealed. A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic. "You don't have to be an expert to realize that the 33-year-old victim does not have a good state of mind," said Mihai Olariu, the victim's lawyer. previously re
Am I Going To Heavon Or Hell
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Rip Mike You Will Be Missed But Not Forgotten!!
Calling Part 14
As the nights went on and on and the days seem to linger longer and longer as the two unborn little ones were growing inside of me and making it harder and harder to much of anything anymore I still couldn't help but let my mind drift back to what my Husband had told me about my oldest Son and how he could now walk in the light without it burning him or hurting him and this very thought sent shivers up and down my spine as nothing before ever had done to me. I often got so lost in my thoughts of this that I had to touched by a friend or a maid that had come into the room to check on me for I was not leaving the room much anymore since I had started to really show in my carrying of the two lives that we had made together for fear that somebody or something would see this and see it a fit time to attack on my Husband and this is not what I wanted for him even though I knew it was gonna happen before to long to him, but as long as I stayed out of site he had that much longer to get his se
A Great Idea To Help With These Tough Financial Times . . .
Wis. man accused of faking heart attacks to avoid bills WAUKESHA, Wisconsin (AP) — A 52-year-old Milwaukee-area man has been accused of faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills and cab fares. Police say the Waukesha man took a cab to a mall Monday and pretended to have a heart attack. The cab driver left unpaid. Authorities say the man then ran up a $23 bill when he had a steak dinner at a restaurant. He again pretended to have a heart attack. This time the fire department took him to a hospital. A doctor there recognized the man as having pulled the same stunt in the past few weeks. He was charged Thursday with defrauding a restaurant as a habitual criminal. He could get up to nine months in prison and a $10,000 fine.
i cant see this. so i was checking here lol
Whispers In The Dark
Showing Some Love
☮Kevin☮@ fubar Just showing some love to my fubar friends and family ~~~ I love everyone of you for everything you do.. TY much ... ☮Kevin☮
Black Rose
Ok, somebody set me a black rose. Who ever it was.... THANK YOU. A black rose is hard to come by and in all honesty a beautiful thing. You can find any color of rose in any flower shop on the next corner down... but will you find a black rose... NO. To make a true to life black rose takes years of breading of roses and that means that somebody took the time to think of me. Thank you much, and if I knew who it was, I'd pay you back 10 fold. Yes I realize that it was probably sent in anger or spite, but hey, how could they know I would appreciate it...
Plese Help Me Say Thank You To My New Fu Owner Ty
His Sex Slave In Training ....part Ii
Marcie awoke the next morning a new woman. Her eyelids were still closed, but the events of the previous night were still fresh in her brain. She knew she had done the right thing when she agreed to leave the party with the tall blonde haired hunk of a man. She recalled pleasantly the first time she saw him standing across the room. Her nipples hardened and her pussy moistened. Thoughts of uninhibited sex danced through her brain. As it turned out, those thoughts became reality. The way he took charge overwhelmed her. The way he forced her to strip out on the balcony under the moon and the stars; the way he forced her to suck his cock; the way he forcibly fucked her while she was spreadeagled to the chaise lounge, the way he invaded her asshole. She agreed to become Hans’ sex slave. All of these events from the previous night crowded her brain as she laid there. She was however, a bit uncomfortable since she’d been tied wrists and ankles to the bedposts all night, face
Make Your Pc Run Faster.
Speed ----- Ok loads of people complain that their pc will start to run slower after a while. There are a few reasons for this and i'll try to give save sollutions that will not fuck up your pc. Memory ------ One of the first things that slows down your pc is loads of useless programs running in the background. Some of them are spy/adware ... that should be deleted if you read my previous blog and got rid of em. But there are other programs that tend to start up each time when you start your pc and that you hardly ever use. To find these you have to click the start button >programs>startup this is where programs are listed that load when your pc starts. i for example only use my printer like once a week so i don't load my printer software untill i actually need it to print something. So if you see links in there to programs that you don't want to have running in the background each time your pc is on just delete the LINKS inside that map. It will not delete the actual progra
Moving On
Time will only tell what will happen..and finally it is time 2 move on..Move on 2 better things in life..Move on 2 better success in life...Move on in life without drama..Move on with a full commitment to the one I love the most!! Yesterday was a real eye wakening for me while I was in church!! Sum people take others for granted and its really messed...But all i can say is that God is the answer 2 everything!!
My Heart
My heart cant take no more .... Even though I love you and you say you love me...My heart cant take no more!!!!
Home, Blessed Home
Home, The word rolls off the tongue like bubble gum, soft and sweet and reminiscent. Where better to think of you. Lord, than at home?It is where we have our history, begin our traditions, take our tires of passage. It is where we are first loved, first safe, first found to be special. It is where we are sheltered and nourished, then equipped and sent on our way. Throughout it all, you sit invisibly in our midst yet are central, blessing our kitchens, where we receive and provide nourishment; bedrooms, giving us restorative sleep; yards and gardens, connecting us with your creation; windows and doors, letting in light and air; basements and attics, sustaining us in ways we often overlook; living rooms, arranging us in "come as you are" circles of families and friends. We feel your blessing on our lived-in homes. Help us see the beauty, the opportunities in them. Bless us , the homebodies.
Trip To The State Fair
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ..........You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.' I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
Auction Time!!!!
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! THE ROYAL AUCTION SHALL BEGIN!! I've had so much fun being in other people's auctions, that I would like to do my own... So here it is!!! Look who's up for grabs! ZGIRL**FUWIFE OF ZOEYGRL *~*~Lost_ Angel*~*~ King Adam Princess Alisha DJ King of Pain ÐÁKØTÁ/åkå/mý$†î¢ mº†hè® ºƒ ¢ºdîè SHADOW BOMBER (ZMAN)CLUB UNITED & CLUB F.A.R.& D.S.C Chippy the Vixen You have until Monday July 14 1pm Central Time to get your bids in, so what are you waiting for?!? Queen Robin's Royal Auction
Fo My Grandson & Stepsons
Sixteen He wanders through his days, appears aloof. I glimpse him sometimes, when he steps Outside his private, passionate world Long enough to bathe, to eat, to talk. In the dead of night, I wait breathlessly To hear a car, a key, a step. I think about the child he was. I bore him kicking, screaming, crying Down a road I had mistakenly led him up, Not fully wakened from a deeper sleep Than I had imagined then. Sometimes he cries. A lost love or one found. Fear or sadness shatters for a time The carefully crafted facade of manhood. For that one moment, he reaches out. For that one moment, I can breathe. A child, not quite a man. A man, not quite a child. Leslie Rich (all 3 of them will be 16 next year)
Austin & Dalton
Although we are not of the same blood And you have not been with me for long I feel you deep within my heart And I know it's where you belong. As you join my family We welcome you with love I want to show you so many things About love, and what it's of. You deserve so much happiness And I promise to do my best. To give you what you've always needed Just put me to the test. You are a part of me now I love you with all of my heart And I wont go back to living without you Now we will never be apart. And just remember years from now When you're grown and moved away How happy you have made my life And Im glad, with me, you chose to stay. Thank you boys for completing our family
Friends..please Read!! Haters Stay The Hell Away!
I am not going to be on very much. I am dealing with my own things, and they are very serious. So I am pretty much dropping off the face of this earth for most of you. Those of you who I regularly talk to have my yahoo. I am not going to the extreme yet to delete my account but I wont be on as much. Sorry for those of you who I wont say goodbye to. This is hard for me because a lot of you are amazing people and have been there a lot. It's nothing that anyone did on here..this is real life struggles. I am getting a big wake up call. And when I do come back believe you me I am going to need all the support I can get. xoxo Shawna xoxo
True Friends
I was talking with an old friend today and chatted with another one online that I haven't heard from in some weeks, and after answering a mumm men only?????, which I had said I would never do, lol well just can't help myself, but all the theme came down to the same thing. No one really knows these days what they are looking for in love, but most of us that are my friends are in agreement, they look past the basic part of love, friendship. Sometime friends hi goes beyond and then sometimes it doesn't. But a really true friendship, like really true love, spans not only distance but also time. Dee, the friend I talked to on the phone, we have been out of touch for almost thirty years until a couple months ago, and started talking just like it was yesterday, except we had to catch up about our personal lives a little, but all other conversation we were right in step. My online friend haven't heard from in about two months, and finally was able to chat a little today. Like it was when we f
All I Want
Taking A Tinkle *giggles*
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet ! came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.' 'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself
Dedicated To My Queen
Happy Anniversary Kally! I Love You! The Closer I Get To You Beyonce & Luther Vandross The closer I get to you The more you'll make me see Like giving me all you've got Ooh yeah, your love has captured me, me, me Over and over again I'll try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew it was real (oh oh) The way you make me feel Lying here next to you (oh oh) Time just seems to fly, ooh Needing you more and more (more and more) Let's give love a try (let's give it a try) Let's give love a try Sweeter and sweeter love grows And heaven's there for those Who fool the tricks of time With the hearts in love you find True love (oh) In a special way (oh) The closer I get to you, baby The more you'll make me see (By giving me all you've got) Your love has captured me Over and over again I'll try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew This was real (got to b
If You're Going To Try To Rob Somebody....
....seriously know what you're doing. some idiot kid on a bicycle told me to give him my money. i knocked his ass on the ground. fucking kids, i tell ya!
I look within and find a presence. What has been quiet solitude is now the beating of drums. Self absorption is now self-awareness. The towering strength of my masculinity is calmed by gentleness and compassion. Singularity has given away to thoughts of duality. The cool placidity of my soul burns with the forge`s fire. Measured words become a flood of literal emotions. In this rests a commonality. HER
Her Presence
Her Presence by LateNiteFantasy© Her Presence She stands silent and strong before the man she loves Under the intense gaze of his passion Piercing and probing to what lies beneath The inner spirit that longs for freedom To be released from the surrounding stone of stricture And upon her cool surface he lays his hand And he feels the rhythm of what lies within And the coolness vanishes And within her eyes he sees the ember of what lies within He calls to her Beckoning her to give unto him What is rightly his To show her inner being And he accepts the responsibility that this brings For she is the vessel of his love Taking the best from him as he offers her freedom from the cool grey walls of her exile
Watch What You Say
One evening, while thinking I was being funny, I said to my wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take an inch or 2 off of your butt!"! My wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning I took a pair of underwear out of my drawer, "What is this?" I said to myself as a little dust cloud appeared when I shook them out. "Connie", I hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied..... It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!"
whatever you think is bullshit whatever you think is crap you dont know me so shut youre trape i dont understand why but i do know inside i have no dout i know what this shit is about been thair done that soi i no how you will all act you pick and you pick tell one of you get fed up and sick so you find a way to belong you mite for a few but youre momment will be gone so it is what it is for now whatever you think sucks you all can just get fuck
Messed Up Dream
I had a dream last night it was fucked up but I liked it at the same time. It started out as my roommate and I moving into are new apt in this music theater it was huge like a suite at a high end hotel. It had an elevator door and everything, then my dad come over and starts to yell at me and calls me a fuck up and everything and I have him thrown out of the building by security, That's when this guy shows up out of nowhere and starts telling me to kill someone it will make me feel better then I go get a knife and go to my car and drive around until I find A guy I knew from high school name Andy Gailicko and I precede to murder him I cut open his stomach and make a noose out of his intestines and hung him by them then I slice open his sack tied fishing wire around his nuts and put a brick at the end of the wire hanging to rip the skin slowly why I don't know I just did. After that I started to go on a killing spree, killing all these people I hated in school including Burningstool
“between Friends”
This one isn't written in complete sentences... But I hope you like it anyway... “Between friends” After a long week at work, roommates, Alyssa and Melinda decide to make it a “Girl’s night in” and order in Chinese and watch old movies… Sitting on the floor eating Sweet and Sour Chicken, Melinda begins to complain about the krek in her neck… So, Alyssa volunteers to massage it out for her… Welcoming the relief, she slides in front of her before the couch…Alyssa slides her long chestnut brown hair to one side and begins to press her hands gently along the nape of her neck… Rolling her head around, feeling the soft but firm pressure of Alyssa’s hands on her neck, she begins to moan with pleasure… It felt so good… The soreness was finally starting to dissipate… Alyssa moved to her shoulders and down her back… Finding a knot under her right shoulder blade… Alyssa tells her to lie down so she can do a better job on the knot… Gladly, Melinda lies on the floor… Alyssa straddles
Downrater Strikes Again!!!
This BETCH rated me a 4...Sorry, but cough, chick must not have a mirror in her house...For those of you who may want to show her the ahem, love right back click her pic below...I gave her the downraters salute lol...Yeah yeah, I realized I spelled it wrong lol SexiMexi@ fubar
Cheer Me Up
ive had life kick the shit out of me
You Want Some Fries With That ? Lol
My 4th Of July...
After cooking the traditional dinner of hamburgers and hot dogs, the Fam Dam and I took the free shuttle downtown to watch the firework show off the Nugget Hotel&Casino. My overweight, self important, arrogant, passive aggressive M.I.L was in attendance also...I tried to keep my eye rolling to the minimum..but honestly, I'm not a patient person! It was a first time experience for us on the fourth of July in downtown Sparks, NV. and we were not disappointed! I'm so glad we were able to go this year because, last year it was 108 degrees and we missed the entire show! It was just too hot to go anywhere! So... The best part was watching the two year old little boy, standing next to us, rock out playing air guitar while the music was playing "Lenny Kravitz American Woman"! Someone should've put that kid on stage...he was awesome! LOL :) and... The only thing that irritated me to no end was the indecisiveness of my husband. It never fails, his inability to grow a pair wheneve
Good Bye Fubar
Well yea it has finally come to the point to where i am completely tired of this place!! To all of you who i actually know and or have met through here, i thank you for all the fun memories and good times and hope to keep in touch... For those of you who still want to contact me... my yahoo is wskv3 feel free to hit me up there anytime!! Well thanks fubar for some great times and unforgetable memories most of them good.. the ones that arent will hurt for forever!! Its a new step in life... i have learned alot of the last few weeks, and for that i am a better person !! So good bye, Sean
My Dad!
When I close my eyes at night, I see a light of hope. For today is the day that I know I must cope. I have to say that I wish my Dad was here today. He left us in such a way that we still don't know what to do. Ever since he walk into Gods' Door, I know he does not hurt anymore. Out of all the people in the world to see, I wish my Dad was here with me.
Females Grrr
ok yall im a singel dude thats looking for a female that is single has or hasnt had kids it doesnt matter u have to be 25-35 or older im sick of the younger females it all about them and im sick of it i want some who will ask me how my day went and not just theres and wats wrong in there life i know im ranting and raving its gotton to the point where im sick of all the bs shit in life and on fubar wit the females and there head games if u true;u want to know me ask and i will tell im a open book im not hard to get along wit
His Sex Slave In Training .......part Iii
Marcie laid there once again spreadeagled to the large bed by her wrists and ankles. It had been quite a day with Hilda. Hans’ sister did indeed make a sex slave out of her. Yet, the blonde haired Marcie couldn’t say she didn’t enjoy it. She’d always wondered what it would be like to go down on another woman and she sure found out. By her count she sucked off six pussies, counting Hilda three times. And she’d been butt fucked three times as well. But the grandest was that wonderful cunt fucking her Mistress gave her just before Hans returned from work. Even though she was trussed up Marcie felt totally relaxed.Thrilled to see her Master after a full day of not seeing him, she wondered, what was going on between Hans and his sister? He had told her to go to the dungeon– a place Hans had not shown Marcie yet– and prepare herself. Hans had not left the room yet and was gazing down at her with those gorgeous hazel eyes and she felt herself get moist again between her legs. “Did
just wondering why people have to be so mean and not nice
Wrong Thing To Say...
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' He never heard the shot....
if u had a bf and he always said i love u alot and called u so much and then to find out he cheated on u and he was not who he says he was. what would u do if this was u. if this was u would cry along in your room? if this was u would u let him make u feel along? if this was u would let him take your happeness? if this was u would let him walk all over u? if this was u would u let him hurt u? if this was u would u let mess up your life? if this was u would u let him back in? if that was me i said fuck u and and no to all the things above cause u got one life to live and if thats how he will be u can do better just what i would if that was me:) this is not for me for a friend of mine
Amazing Race
So I'm meeting up with 25 other runners this saturday to do what they are calling a Amazing Race, we are meeting up in the Washington Moneument and Capitol area, from there we are spliting up into teams of 4 or 5, we will get a list of clues, these clues will take us to different moneuments around the DC area and at these moneuments we must take a picture of the team, the last clue will take us to a local pub in DC were we will get lunch and talk about the event, the total running milage will be less than 5 miles, sounds pretty cool huh!. Click here to check outThe Capital Striders!
Come Join
come check out the lovely playmates of cellblock69 u can always come pull up a seat @ the best lounge in the bar, where the playmates r on cam & give the best live shows ever so if ur not a member yet u should b so we all can play.
Just Me
I love meeting new people and since I have joined I am enjoying my time on here and talking with others sharing pics and getting to know a few of you. I look forward to meeting new people and seeing what fun experiences life will bring. BC
Why Is
Why is the hardest path the simplest And the simplest path the hardest Why are people who are rich are poor And people who are poor are rich Why is there no where to hide in a world of darkness Why do we do the things we do Why do we chose the paths that we take Why do we not learn from our mistakes Why do we fall and never try to get up Why do we live but never live Why do we see but never see Why do we love but never get loved Why do we feel so alone in a world of so many people Why is no longer in a world of no more
Ahh Kids And There Stories..
my neice 5 yrs old: "there's this old ugly troll who lives under the bridge. and the bridge is made of caca" in the car with daddy driving home:"want fries with that shake" yells out to boy's walkin by on the street. yesterday singing in the hall way: "I want you, i want you so bad baby" from Sgt Pepper movie..
My Kind Of Man...
"I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman."
I Feel....
I feel...for the first time I feel... Passion and fire Love and lust So much feeling for the first time my heart. Breath deep take it slow, my heart is on a runaway train about to explode. Must get control but im slipping hard where are the breaks he looks at me hard I feel my resolve melting away becoming his utterly willing slave.. Cannot think cannot breathe whenever he is near My soul has lost control what a state I'm in. My passion and fire are ignited again I dont care the state I'm in. All I know is for the very first time I am not in control...and I am just fine...
A Lady In Red
A Lady in Red by LateNiteFantasy© A lady in red, awaits in my bed, Sensual words are lightly said. A lady in red, her clothes are shed, she is pleasing to my head. A lady in red, that I did wed, now she awaits in my bed.
Wanna Own Me!!!???
Summertime Run
It's Running! Come out and join ShuShu and all the passengers on the Magig Bus for some good summertime fun! Get points , make friends and love one other!!!
Rules For The Ladies
Rules Girls Need To Live By • Most guys aren’t even worth it. • Boys that are good in bed are never good boys. • Never wait by the phone. NEVER! • Sometimes when you’re single it’s good to make your friends in relationships jealous. • It’s ok to have a mouth on you that can make a sailor blush. • Believe in second chances, but not thirds, because they usually cheat on you then, too. • Fuck regrets, there’s no such thing. • You can tell everything about a person by the way they kiss…..EVERYTHING. • Know at least one person that you could end up in jail with because you’re just that crazy together. • There are only a few things in life more genuine than the smile you get when you think about THAT crush. • There is absolutely nothing wrong with tattoos. In fact, they’re pretty damn sexy – to some people anyways. • Never go after a guy with baggage. Who needs the drama, really? • Text messaging and phone calls should NOT be allowed while drinking. • Learn from your mista
Moment To Remember...
I just want to let everyone know, why i haven't been myself would have been my dad's 51st i just have the added reminder today that he isn't with us anymore. I apologize for me being a bit down today, and i'm sure i'll be back to being my typical self again tomorrow. I apologize for any inconvience this may cause. Have a great day!
Pet Peeve
well the flying was supposed to be the first entry , but oops. Well most of you know me as care free, but there are things that rub me wrong (yeah right). Like today, driving back from Walmart. It amazes me when people drive this big old truck but haven't a clue how wide or long it is. Person waiting to make a left turn and this truck starts to go around and slams on the brakes. Can't make up there mind if they can get by, on the passenger side is a good four feet more that they could move over. Grrrr. *shakes head* Well, my peeve of the day lol
Little Me!
Ok so I am trying to figure out this midget deal. I just noticed it was on here but not sure what it really does for me. So if you read this and you know something, give my dumb a$$ the info. Thanks!
Some Serious Thoughts!!
Lately I’ve been asked what I’m looking for in a man so I’ve been giving it some thought…not like I haven’t been for 3 years… I do know that throughout those years my needs and desires have changed as I’ve waded through a lot of tough times. Looking back I’ve thought about those needs and desires and I know full well that if they’d have been fulfilled, they would have led to misery and heartache. So how do I trust those feelings now? Will they not change again in 2 months, 6 months…a year? Is there any way I can know for sure what I’m wanting in a man? I think there is...for me. This is not a blog “generalizing” women. I own this one alone. For me, to gage what I need and want from a man is to examine where I am today…alone. When I can honestly say I’m “ok” with being alone then it “squares” with my needs and desires. To live my life daily, I don’t need a man…I am independent. My desire is already being filled by choosing to live my life my way. Is that enough? Yes. Is
When A Woman Loves A Man...
When a woman loves a man... When a woman loves a man... she throws herself into his heart. always ready with a smile or a sweet kiss. She’s not blind to his shortcomings. yet knows when to turn a blind eye, after all a "perfect" man does not exist. When a woman loves a man... she takes his brooding in stride, wants to fix his pain, be his brightest day. She often ignores her own needs, Choosing to focus on her man, Even when he forgets the words to say. So smile when you see her... Make sure she knows she’s on your mind. embrace her eyes in that way of old...just like the first time... Tell her how warm her heart makes you feel Hold her just a bit too long...until the last song. Until the last song. When a woman loves a man... she knows he’s just a big old child, saving all his nickels for "GTA IV". She can overlook so much now with a wan smile and slight headshake, just as long as he keeps her safe and warm. When a woman loves a man... Fo
My Ridiculousness
I know I am just being ridiculous but I can not help myself. I have a boy and I love him but I can not help but feel I am over saturating him with my presence. I want to be able to just give him time away but it hurts me when I don't get to see him or hear from him. I feel like I have nobody all my friends are to far or to busy to hang out with me anymore, things are just so different than it use to be. I use to be without a guy just fine I don't know why he effects me so. I just wish I didn't have to ask him to hang out with me every time. Today has been a worse day than normal. I was so ready to hang out with him after work I brought over my computer and my cuddle blanket and he just took off after work and hasn't called me since I was really looking forward to seeing him today too... so much suckage ... I'm not okay. ~All I ever wanted was to be rescued from myself~
These questions and answers are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _______________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS:
New Toy Review
This weeks review is up! This weeks toy: Doc Johnson Velveteen Vibrator
My Hero
So those of you who know my father passed away March 25, 2008. He fought a hell of battle and in the time I got to spend with him I was able to make up for some of the time, I got to hear him say I love, even tho I always knew he did. I love him more than I ever told him and I just hope he realized that. I got to take care of him for a couple months before he passed and I cheished every second and will never forget him. He was the best father I could ever ask for. I will miss him forever, but I know he’s watching over me up there making sure I stay in line. I love you dad and never forget all you have done for me. The Strongest Man I’ll Ever Know My Father Never showed pain Never showed weakness To me he was made of steel Pain and weakness Was something he couldn’t feel The strongest man I’ll ever know He could never be hurt I always thought He would live forever The fights we’d have The painful words we’d exchange I never thought things between us Would ever
In Hell, Forever
Creature of the night Stifled to darkness Lost in the vast abysses of loneliness and time To the edge of the world His emotions,no place to be awaken Her smile Find his existence So distant, A shadow born with the light His suppressed heart Can't hold back thoughts of her A sin, Slowly creeps up to him An unfulfilled illusion Begins to form in the mist They met, destiny begins to turn Forbidden But, their hearts burning Fighting strongly Overcoming the fleeting guilt The battle continues There is no turning back As they both fall, Their hands holding tightly To reside in hell Forever
Bored In Key West
I really love Key West, but about 4 days here is all I can handle. I've been here for 10. Its beautiful. I go to the beach, then shopping. Get hit on by tons of potheads. I can't even find a hit of ecstasy. GRRRRRRRRRR Finding someone to violently fuck me is out of the question. Plus this is where my rents think its all about "family togetherness". If I could find ecstasy or get raped my rents don't let me out of their face enough. I DON'T SMOKE POT. SORRY BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ME A BUZZ. I can't wait for Monday and going to Miami. luv u Tara
To All My Friends.
Just wanted to thank everyone for the get well cards, soup, and prayers. Wanted everyone to know Ihavent forgotten everyone. Was in the hospital for a week. Was running a high fever and stomach and headache. They found that where they had taken the artery or vein for the by pass I had in my leg back in March was getting red and swelling and said I had some type of infection in my leg. They put put me in surgery to take it out ane ended up leaving a big chunk out of my leg. I'm home bound with a wound vac attached to my leg that is suppose to heal it alot sooner. I didnt have any time left from work since I used it all for the total knee replacements back in March. So pray I can return to work soon. I have no money coming in at this time. Will slowly start getting you all some comments out. Love you all, Rhonda
His Sex Slave In Training .......part Iv
Marcie actually had become used to being a sex-slave. Although she technically belonged to Hans, she was used by Hilda, his second cousin, as well. The very well endowed blonde had become equally adept at sucking Her pussy as well as His cock She knew the drill. Every morning before he took his shower, the tall handsome man-of-the-house would enter the bedroom, with her still bound hand and foot to the large poster bed, and mount her so that his stiff manhood pointed directly at her soft lips. After she had swallowed every drop, he’d pat her lovingly and kiss her lightly on the cheek. Then an hour later, Hilda would enter, jam her wet pussy in Marcie’s face and ride her to orgasm. Then for the rest of the day, Marcie was Hilda’s bitch. After breakfast there were always chores to do around the house and the tall dominant short cropped blonde acted quite the task mistress. Marcie was spanked repeatedly for even the slightest oversight, but that wasn’t all. She was whipped, cropped an
I Needed These !
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, But I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352
My Website
I will give out stories here but for now. you can check out my whole site. there is a ton of stories, and poems for free. Check it out and let me know what I should improve!
I Found This Amusing:)
Just thought it was funny Why Women Are Crabby We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn 't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your no strils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Moth erhood where we learned t
High Score Question
Enjoying the new fubar games. However I havent been able to get any of my high scores to post on the leaderboard. Anyone know what I am doing wrong.
Rate Me Or Own Me
All i need is some rates come on all rate me once. bid on me if you would like. I know i am special.
Back From Vacation ...
I'm back from the beach and am already wishing I were back there laying on the sand .. we lucked out with the weather .. beautiful days .. not too hot .. not too cold .. when we booked the sites it was totally full but not that many people showed up till mid to later in the week so we pretty much had the whole portion of the sites to ourselves .. we did have a camp mascot .. a wild turkey decided to make its self at home and wander around .. so we named it George ..and he made it clear he wanted company every morning about 6 am .. he'd stand outside our tents and cluck or whatever sound turkeys make till we came out .. then he'd run and hide for a lil while ..We tried to get to the beach as often as possible but they were keeping a portion of it closed off as it was horseshoe crab mating season so they stopped raking the beach for that time and let them go at it lol...I made it thru the week with only one hissy fit .. oh wait .. two .my camera wasnt working for a lil while . and the ti
Just 2 Cute & Funny... Rlmao
My Profile Comments » MÅ®¬ß... At the end of the school year a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her class. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is; Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "but, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," the teacher replied. The next student was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift, shook it and said, "I bet I can guess what it is; A box of sweets." "That's right said the little girl, but how did you know?" "Oh, I've been around for many years," said the teacher proudly. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the next package, but it was leaking so she grabbed a drop off the leaking contents with her finger and put it on her tongue for a taste test. "Is it wine?" the teacher asked. "NOPE," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakin
My Sweetest Angel And Inspiration
My darling girl showstopper supermodel queen alpha bitch best friend confidante You've been gone one year. I long to touch that gorgeous coat you were so proud to wear. One year I've survived without you despite my urge to check out. I do survive, because you would want me to. You are my inspiration, my spirit within. I've done more than survive this year, I've lived it. I miss you so much, I carry you with me everywhere I go. I live in the moment as much as possible. I don't worry about what will come tomorrow because I have today to celebrate the way you always did with that grinning smile and shining eyes. And when the storms come sweeping in stealing away late afternoons and early evenings, I remember how nothing can hurt us. Not lightning, not thunder, not Lyme disease, not high triglycerides, not cancer, not death. We are too pure for that and we dance on the energy of love where we will be until we reach the circle's end and you come back to
Who I Am
I don't care if you talk to other guys. I don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to me, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses me off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that I'm still there. I don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when I tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, I freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. I'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when I hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let me pay for you! dont "feel bad" I enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." Kiss me whe
Sweetie Pie
Sweetie Pie by LateNiteFantasy© In darkened room by light of moon He sat with chin upon his knee. Through his head there ran a tune That pulled hard on this cobbler he. Dreams of her, his beautiful lady, Of flesh, so soft, so warm and toasty. Nights spent needing her soft pastry In a dream that seemed so tasty. Her eyes, her mouth, they pinged his heart But deep, deep down she was such a tart. Pulling on nips, sweet moisture on her digit tips Sucking him in with sugar on his lips. The crusty heart of this man she'd take Filling him with thoughts of cream Slathered thick, icing for his stake Culmination and fulfillment of his dream. For hours long his meat could bake Dripping with juice, bathed in steam But the lady had this piece of cake And ate it with his dream. Still he sees her in minds eye Hot and wet and sweet and sticky It belongs to him, this lady's pie. But the bite is always tricky!
For Just A Taste Of You
For Just A Taste Of You by LateNiteFantasy© I need to take you in my strong arms let me hold you oh so close and tight our sighs rising high into the heavens rocking wrapped up in sweet delight You know I'll never ever let you go I yearn to kiss your lush warm lips till we melt blissful in love's wild fire in a dance eternal, joined at the hip I want you to know my heart's pure voice hear me pour out my feelings for you to shout them at the boundless sky so strong, so deep, so clear so true love's feast calls us to this moment no reason needed, for what we do I have a gnawing hunger in my soul always aching for just a taste of you
If College Students Had Written The Bible
 The Ten Commandments - but they are double-spaced and written in a large font, so they look like ten. * The loaves and fishes would be replaced by pizza and chips.  * The Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't dorm food. * Paul's letters to the Romans would become Paul's e-mail to the Romans. * Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates. * The place where the end of the world occurs, not the Plains of Armageddon, rather finals. * Tower of Babel blamed for foreign language requirement. * Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like a freshman. * Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter and hoped no one noticed.
My Dad
I wanted to write some things about something that has changed my life and my outlook on it. This concerns my dad, Paul Tyler. Dad has been in the Air Force for almost 18 years. He is a pilot qualified on B-52'S and is also qualified as a navigator on a variety of other planes. He has served 3 tours now over Irag and Afghanistan. He is a very brave man and the greatest dad anyone could ever ask for. A few days ago he began experiencing migraines and was feeling faint. After an in-depth physical, the doctors found a pea size tumor in his brain. After a biopsy it was found to be malignant. They succesfully removed it and scheduled him for a series of treatments. Two days ago, while awaiting the first treatment to begin, he suffered a stroke and lapsed into a coma. His prognosis is pretty good they say, but it is extremely difficult to see my dad lying there in bed waiting for him to wake up like they say he will. I am having a really hard time with all this, and I know my sis
Pretty Please With Whipped Cream And Cherries On Top?
My friend here has been trying to level for quite some time now. Help him out please. xoxoxox pip1966@ fubar
The Bleeding Ffdp
I remember when all the games began Remember every little lie And every last good bye Promises you broke Words you choked on And I never walked away Its still a mystery to me Well Im so empty Im better off without you Your better off without me Well your so unclean Im better of without you And you better off without me The lying the bleeding the screaming was tearing me apart the hatred deceiving the bleeding its over Paint the mirrors black to forget you I still picture your face and the way you used to taste roses in a glass dead and wilted to you this song is nothing everything to you is nothing well your so filthy im better off without you your better off without me im so ugly your better off without me im better off without you the lying the bleeding the screaming was tearing me apart the hatred the beatings disaster its over as wicked as you are your beautiful to me your the darkest burning star your my perfect disease the
Lisa Loeb - Stay
you say I only hear what I want to. you say I talk so all the time so. and I thought what I felt was simple, and I thought that I don't belong, and now that I am leaving, now I know that I did something wrong 'cause I missed you. yeah, I missed you. and you say I only hear what I want to: I don't listen hard, I don't pay attention to the distance that you're running or to anyone, anywhere, I don't understand if you really care, I'm only hearing negative: no, no, no. so I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up, and this woman was singing my song: the lover's in love, and the other's run away, the lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay. some of us hover when we weep for the other who was dying since the day they were born. well, this is not that: I think that I'm throwing, but I'm thrown. and I thought I'd live forever, but now I'm not so sure. you try to tell me that I'm clever, but that won't take me anyhow, or anywhere with you. you said
~bratt~ Is Blinging Again!! Yehaaw,come Help Get These 3 Giveaways Done And Get One=)
My Crew (yep!!!)
since the stash is still inaccessible ------------------------------------------------------ Counterfeit Checks Used to Spring Skinhead The Orange County Register/August 20, 2002 By John McDonald The Orange County Jail released a reputed skinhead gang member held on suspicion of attempted murder after accepting $500,000 in counterfeit cashier's checks for his bail, sheriff's officials disclosed Monday. Dominic Peter Rizzo, 33, was released from the jail in Santa Ana on July17 after the checks were presented to the jail cashier. The checks were deposited with the bank on which they were drawn, and it took the bank 18 days to report that they were bogus, said Assistant Sheriff George Jaramillo. The gang that Rizzo is believed to belong to has a reputation for counterfeiting - though springing a member on bogus bail is a new twist, said Costa Mesa police Sgt. Clay Epperson. A warrant for Rizzo's arrest was issued Aug.9. Rizzo, who has a criminal record for felony dru
Your Chemistry Test Results Self-Confidence As someone with high self-confidence, you feel quite comfortable interacting with other people. Indeed, you find the company of others very stimulating and enjoy meeting new people. Your relaxed demeanor in groups makes people around you comfortable too. Perhaps because you feel comfortable talking about yourself, others tend to enjoy being around you and perceive you as socially competent. The confidence that helps you feel comfortable talking to people also spills into your own personal beliefs about yourself. Although you have several strengths, it’s likely that you also acknowledge and accept your weaknesses. But unlike some people, you take full responsibility for your actions—you rarely regret things you’ve done in the past and are not embarrassed easily. Perhaps the defining feature that sets you apart from most people is the exceptionally high standards that you set for yourself. Your competence in social gatherings as wel
Looking For A Owner
hey i seen several people are hosting a auction on thier pages so im gonna do it this way a lil defferent. Place your BIDS ON ME HERE!! The highest will get to own me for a month ill offer all my 11s to your pics owned by you in my name pimp you out on my profile and in my blogs and i will add you to my family all of this for one month if the bid gets high enough i will add some more to this Also i am BI so Men & Women Place your Bids Now Place what you will bid in a comment on this blog ty
Not Only My Owner But A Brutha Too!!!
One Of Those Days :)
today was one of those days - where i was so thankful - so thakful he is gone - so thankful i am free - i never have to see his ugly pissed off look again - so thankful i never have to cover bruises again - so thankful i can do any fucking thing i please - so thankful i can be me again - so thankful i found me again - and if someone does like me - well i thankful i can just say f*ck you :P
Man !!! I Love This Web Site It Soo Awsome
I love it here. and all the love you guys have shown me . thank you soo much Nichole
New Here Give Me Time
ok just got started trying to figure it all out cut me a break and slow the hell down
Hi,I am in a fubling giveaway. All help will be appreciated. Click on my picture at the bottom of this page and leave all the comments you can. Thank you very much....Linda
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Home From Hospital
I just wanted to update everyone what was going on with me. Tuesday morning I woke up not feeling good...Walked in the bathroom and I had another siezure. 2nd one in 2 weeks so we thought. Tony rushed me to ER. My Dr admited me I had a CAT Scan, MRI and EEG. The CAT scan and MRI was ok.So the ruled out anything major like brain bleeding or tumos. The EEG showed lots of seizure activity. Come to find out was not just 3 seizures I had. I been having them often somtimes a few times a day. I get disoriented often and just feel crappy and that all has been seizures. Its a load of my chest to know whats going on. I still don't know the cause of them I may never know. Its called Temporal lobe seizure. I am on medicine to try to see if that helps and I can't drive for awhile. I am feeling better somewhat, much better mentally to finally know about these couple years what is going on with me. Thanks for all the well wishes means the world to me. I will keep u all informed.. HUGS & KISSES
One Question Make It Good
u got one question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch.
I Feel You Lover
the burning desire really long distance with the love who has be it painful it is why be love so painful maybe you find true love
Just A Funny
I was depressed last night, so I called suicide helpline. I got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal! They asked me if I could drive a truck? this is funny! unless it has to be explained to YOU!!!!
Tribute To My Mother
As many of you know I recently lost my mother. This song and words are very special to me and it was like I was talking to my mother myself. Song by Il Divo. THIS IS FOR YOU MOM WITH ALL MY LOVE Mama, thank you for who I am Thank you for all the things I'm not Forgive me for the words unsaid For the times I forgot Mama remember all my life You showed me love, you sacrificed Think of those young and early days How I've changed along the way [along the way] And I know you believed And I know you had dreams And I'm sorry it took all this time to see That I am where I am because of your truth And I miss you, yeah I miss you Mama forgive the times you cried Forgive me for not making right All of the storms I may have caused And I've been wrong, Dry your eyes [dry your eyes] Cause I know you believed And I know you had dreams And I'm sorry it took all this time to see That I am where I am because of your truth And I miss you, I miss y
Mini Me
Starbucks Employees
So, I got such odd looks from starbucks employees. I woke up, threw on jeans, kept the wifebeater I was wearing last night on, threw on my pink ribcage jacket, didnt do annnyyything with my hair [I put it in a ponytail before I went to bed], threw on shoes and big sunglasses and went to starbucks. I ordered a triple shot vente mocha They told me that the mocha already has 2 shots I said I know They stared at me the wholeee way out. I dont get why... Maybe I looked like a hooker or something?
It's Killing Me
It has been almost 6 years since we lost him. As his birthday approaches I can't help but be reminded that he would have been 58 years old this year. He died when he was 52 years old. Fifty-two!! How the heck is that possible for a man at 52 years old to die from a heart attack. He just started to get his life back in order. He was engaged to be married. He was happy. He smiled all the time. He was a huge teddy bear. A man I will miss the rest of my life because he was someone that I was very close with. I will never get to walk down the isle with him at my side. He will never be able to give me away at my wedding, if I ever actually get married. He will never be able to dance with me when that day comes. He didn't get to see my daughter born. He didn't get to even meet her. Why would God do this to someone. I will not have any of that. My daughter will never get to know what a man he was. Never get to meet him, never get to sit in [his] pocket on the couch. He will
Dreams That Do
Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't. Brett Butler
For Realz....
...i'll be pretty much not on for the duration of the evening starting in a bit. BUT.... Rate Ruby. Please. :) xoxoxox Ruby Cairo ETid, LP, FuGF of Persia@ fubar
Pissd Off
Weird... this is. Seriously. It's like a darker, drunken version of MySpace. I guess it'll give me something else to do!
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Maybe I Figured It Out?
Hmm Lil Let Down
i have been lettin myself down a lil i missed school this week 3 days 6 classes i am very assamed of my self ... i was sick one day slpt the other and ... looks down just not good form at all i hate when i let me down
Update On Mom.
well the cancer came back and she is no longer in shes back in the hospital getting chemo shots (not actual chemo). hopefully it will put her back in remission and give us enough time to find a doner. but right now she is ok. no pain and shes able to be home for now. my father on the other hand is not ok... between his diabetes and stress from my moms situation...hes a walking time bomb. but we love him and are here for both of them. MY mother needs a doner of german descent. so if yourur german....and am able to be a doner...and are in or around massachusettes.....please call 323 807 7101 thanks RP 10,000$ cash to a match doner
Please Rate And Comment Bomb Her!
Rate/Comment and Comment bombing is welcomed. Please repost! Thank you.
My Tarrot Card
You are The Chariot Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles. The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again. What Tarot Card are You?
Booboo Is Having A Happy Hour!!!
This lady is having a Happy Hour Sunday at 1:00 p.m FU TIME (4:00 p.m. EST) and she needs some MAJOR luvin She is ALWAYS here for everyone else so I think everyone should make it a point to stop by her page and luv her up! If she isnt leveling she is off somewhere leveling (LOL) and we can ALL appreciate her and her efforts! So go by her page and RATE, FAN, ADD, and BLING this lovely lady I dont have to say it, we know she returns all the luv! Thank you in advance...XOXO ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Brought to you by.... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™' on '2008-07-10 17:18:20') (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl' on '2008-07-10 17:27:19')
Women Need To Answer This!!!
So I am sitting here at work and i got caught up in a conversation with a couple of women who were talking about their sex lives. One of the women had confessed that no man has ever made her cum. She said that she has no problem making herself cum. I have heard several women say this same thing. So now I ask, what is it that is going on that no man has made some women come? Is it a physical aspect? Is it a mental aspect? Where is the break down? Is it the men? Is it the woman? DISCUSS!
Going Home
I go back home tomorrow,wow what a ride this had been.Got drunker than hell on the fourth surrounding by bikers in a biker town.Now that one was for the books.Will not give detail. The sad part about leaving is being so far away from my dad even with our disagreement we have going on at the moment.I have been so use to being off of work I even dread going back to that,but it is a fun job,or I think so. I have huge decisions to make for the weekend I can only hope I make them right.I know what I want to do,but will it be wise.Fuck I just don't know.It is one of those that the heart strings just keep pulling at you,but in my case it is being pulled from both directions.I guess I just need to hope that mom and pop raised me right & whatever I do they will be proud of me. Anyway I have had a hoot on here and have made some really cool ass friends & I hope we all keep in touch.I may need a few days to re-coop when I get home,but it will be nice to get back into my own bed and see mom.
How Religious Are You?
I was just reading an article where a Christian group was slamming the new movie The Golden Compass. They are siting that it promotes Witchcraft. So I got to wondering is it possible that there is TOO much religion? Now I know some religious people will call me blasphemous or anti-religious and all that jazz, but hear me out for a second. I grew up in a VERY RELIGIOUS Baptist family. Everybody was in the choir or on the usher board and spent at least 4-5 times a week attending some type of church function (Choir Rehearsal (one of the 15 different type choirs there was), Deaconess Meeting, Deacons Meeting, Prayer Meeting, Usher Board Meeting, Revivals, Vacation Bible School, as well the many Sunday worship services). And I was attending some of those. I have never shouted out to the Holy Ghost or spoken in tongues or what not but sometimes the pastor says some things that hits close to home. But a lot of days I question the validity of religion. And the worlds current events is wh
This Gets Me So Ticked Off Is Aint Funny!
You know what i absolutely hate people who are fake. I hate people who pretend to be someone they aint. I hate people parading around saying all this meaningless crap and all the while don't mean it. There are so many people on here like that, who have pretended to be so sweet and so nice, and then i find out things that i probably aint supposed to know. Well Blow this and blow that, i'm sick of being lied to and i'm sick of being to kind to people. I mean bloody hell i'm straight forward and i don't care what people think about me, but i at least im straight up about things. What the hell is wrong with the truth these days, why the hell should people lie, steal, and cheat and all of that crap. Why the hell don't they just speak their mind. And you know what what comes around goes around. But what ticks me off is that some of these people i've actually accepted as a friend, and a close friend at that. It blows how someone can be so trusting and yet be the target of stupid behavi
Healty Relationships?
You Have Fairly Healthy Relationships You try your best in relationships, and you do a pretty good job. You're as considerate, honest, and giving as you can be. There's always more that you can do, and sometimes you do leave people feeling a bit neglected. Great relationships don't happen overnight. As long as you keep making improvements, your relationships will get better! Do You Have Healthy Relationships?
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Bearin’ Down
This one will mean more to anyone who ever chased rodeo for the money than to buckle chasers or buckle bunnies - no disprespect is meant toward the latter, it's just about perspective. Bearin’ Down Climb up the gate And hang your rope. Is he gonna buck hard? You can only hope. “Let’s go boys!” – clack! They just turned another out. That belly twistin’ bramer Put your pard on the ground. Looks like you’ll have to cover Make a right pretty ride; Er ther’ll be only cold beans for supper, No hotel tonight. Now there’s just two ahead That last twister marked 89, He spurred the hair off his side. Now the pressure’s really on – ya gotta make a near perfect ride. An hour ago you were yuckin’ it up with yer pals back behind the chutes, Now, yer focused – turned inward, Checkin’ yer gear; Crankin’ down the straps on your boots. A nod – clack! You hear the crowd moan; One more face down in the dirt, Ol’ Trev gets up with a groan. Your pard pulls your
So Jeff and I were on the phone earlier, and he was tease me for the way I say haughty. No big deal, I can't say it right and I know it lmao. So I started teasing him for the way he says on. It sounds like oyn or some shit. Anyways, hilarious. Then simultaneously we yell, "THERE'S NO H IN PHONE.", which dates back to the very first conversation we ever had oh the phone where I was teasing him for the way he talked. Funniest thing ever. Good memories : D
Smack His Ass
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked th e shit out of him... Like his mother used to do.
Own Me Forever!!!!!!!!
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Always we will love each other but never will it be fully realized or explored in my dreams I hope in my hope I pray that one day you and I will play beneath the moonlight in the wave of eternity and our love will be known. Poem By Phoenix7113
Life Drama
As many of you know, I lived in Enid for quite some time. Huge mistake... brought on by the hugest mistake, that somehow ended up being the best mistake of my life... Regardless... some of you know, some of you don't.... But my father in law (i still count him as such even though I've divorced his son) may have cancer. Apparently, it's pretty damn likely. I'm not sure on all the minor details... And I was approached with the idea of moving back to Enid. My girls would be able to see their father whenever they'd like, and their father would be there with their PaPa (his father).... Here are the problems.... 1) I hate Dennis.... We can not get along. Period. If it's not one thing, it's another... and all of you KNOW the BS drama I had to deal with involving his "cyber girlfriend" whom he intends to move here at some point... see, they're soul mates, and yadda yadda ya... and he's gonna help raise her baby, yadda yadda ya... and It's just some fucked up BS. Well, Despite all of t
Today's Quote I am too blessed to be stressed! -Anonymous this is once again one of my fav
10 Years
My wife and I have been married ten years today
I am haunted by you, All through the day. I am haunted by you, In every single way. Will the time ever come, When your memory doesn't linger on. Will the time ever come, That I am over you. You cling in my soul, All of the time. I want you so much, It is pathetic I know. I must be insane, When I act in this way. It is just how much I can't let you go. I don't want to be haunted. I want to move on. I can't even fill my life, With all the simple things anymore. It use to be so easy. Life was taken as it came. Now I sit wish, That it would have never turned out this way. My heart feels you haunting me. My heart feels the wanting you. My heart wants to scream, I LOVE YOU, Please don't walk away. If you would turn around. You would find me on the ground. Curled up like a fetus, The haunting never ends, From this poison in my veins. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.
Just A Few Of The Pics Of The Fires Close To Me
Don't Check Me Cause I Check Myself
I don't understand how reasonably rationale people are willing to just cut their souls out and hand them over wholesale. Have some respect for yourself. And if you come up begging for me to give you a rating, you damn well better accept what you're given. If the scale is 1-10 then I got news for you people, that makes 5 average. Don't get pissy with an eight like you just got insulted. Don't tell me that you can only rate people 10's and that if you don't people will get mad at you and block you. If being an 8 in a world of 5's and less is insulting or beneath you, then you need to zoom out of your current situation and see yourself on the computer getting pissy that someone you BEGGED to rate you, rated you, but didn't give you the rating you wanted. Why would you ask to be rated? Don't lie, beg to be rated a 10 if that's what you're after. Be the best whore you can be. Check yourself before you look my way. That said, I'm grateful for the people in my life, but I
How do you get a fellow member to unblock you?
Santa Esmeralda - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Santa Esmeralda with Leroy Gomez!
On a hot summers day, Brett and I had just finished the construction on building the deck in the back yard. Brett, was a friend of ours from down the street who had some experience with framing houses. Brett had worked with his dad since the day he could hold a hammer with a firm grip. He had a natural build, the kind a guy would have from a physical job, and hardly any body fat. The deck was complete with the exception of paint, but it was quitting time due to the lack of light outside, and the bugs were starting to come out to play. We didn't want to be the appetizer as we were pretty sweaty and were shirtless. My wife was inside working as well, just adding the finishing touches to the painted walls. She looked absolutely adorable as could be with a little paint on her nose and cheek. Brett walked in and stopped mid sentence, wearing short shorts and a tank top, she was a sexy sight to see! Bent over Brett and I could see her tats and her tan legs. Her 34D's pressed against her thig
I really needed to burn off some stress today, so I figured the running would do it. It certainly gave me a lot of time to think. I had a shitty day at work yesterday...and because someone wants me gone so bad...they pulled something that backfired on them, and got 2 OTHER girls fired in the process. NOT ONLY THAT, but one higher up employees found out she was going to get investigated, she walked out. So now I have to contemplate whether I want to stay at the current job, or get a new one. I don't want to work with mean people...What they did was seriously cruel...I proved them all wrong with the accusation, I feel good about that, but now so many other people are being questioned, and I'm sure more people are going to get fired...And unfortunately, the ones who are going to get fired, are the hardworking ones. My boss seriously adores me, so it hurt him to have to bring the accusation to me in the first place. When he found out that he was wrong, and the person who had accused me wa
*this Is Me*
Virgo is the sixth Sign of the Zodiac, to be exact, and that's the way Virgos like it: exacting. Those born under this Sign are forever the butt of jokes for being so picky and critical (and they can be), but their 'attention to detail' is for a reason: to help others. Virgos, more than any other Sign, were born to serve, and it gives them great joy. They are also tailor-made for the job, since they are industrious, methodical and efficient. The sense of duty borne by these folks is considerable, and it ensures that they will always work for the greater good.
Mannequin - Katy Perry
How do I get closer to you When you keep it all on mute How will I know the right way to love you Usually the Queen of figurin out Breaking down a man is no work out But I have no clue How to get through to you I wanna hit you just to see if you cry I keep knockin' on wood, hopin there's a real boy inside But you're not a man You're just a Mannequin I wish you could feel that my love is real But you're not a man I wish I could just turn you on Put a battery in and make you talk Even pull a string for you to say anything But with you there is no guarantee Only expired warranty A bunch of broken parts And I can't seem to find your heart I'm such a fool I'm such a fool I'm such a fool This one's outta my hands I can't put you back together again Cause you're not a man You're just a Mannequin I wish you could feel that my love is real But you're not a man You're just a, a toy Could you ever be a real, real boy And understand But you're not a ma
Chocolate Bunny's Pimpout List
Reward For My Missing Loved Ones
Amber Alert! Endangered Missing: MUSIC VIDEO STASHES (VA) MUSIC VIDEO STASHES, Age Now: 3 months, Missing: 06/26/2008. Missing From FUBAR, CA. ANYONE HAVING INFORMATION SHOULD CONTACT: ANY Police Department. issued: Tuesday, July 11 @ 05:58am for more info, click here!
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Want Bling???
OK sooo there was this glitch right? Well you can now re rate everyones profiles! BUT Did you know that rating Neas profile could be worth 2k points/fubuks? Thats right! Every 25th person to rate her page will get a bling from me, Jeezy! and yes i will be watching, her computer is next to me lol So please go rate her page! ۞NeaNea۞JEEZY'S WIFE۞@ fubar while your at it please rate Punky too just for the hell of it! Punky@ fubar brought to you by the durty one... Jeezy ♠ NeaNeas Husband ♠@ fubar (repost of original by 'Jeezy ♠ NeaNeas Husband ♠EuPhOrIa BiShes' on '2008-07-11 07:47:11')
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend"... and friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
The Death Of Freedom
The Death of Freedom The rights of ordinary people to speak out against an unjust war and atrocities unleashed in their name are being crushed. Fascism is at the door. Who else will fight it? by John Pilger On Christmas Eve, I dropped in on Brian Haw, whose hunched, pacing figure was just visible through the freezing fog. For four and a half years, Brian has camped in Parliament Square with a graphic display of photographs that show the terror and suffering imposed on Iraqi children by British policies. The effectiveness of his action was demonstrated last April when the Blair government banned any expression of opposition within a kilometre of parliament. The high court subsequently ruled that, because his presence preceded the ban, Brian was an exception. Day after day, night after night, season upon season, he remains a beacon, illuminating the great crime of Iraq and the cowardice of the House of Commons. As we talked, two women brought him a Christmas meal and mulle
Thoughts of you illuminate my spirit; Never a flicker of flame, but with Arching bolts which strike with a force That disturbs my equilibrium. My mind races as waves of passion flush over My pale skin, causing me to gaze upon visions Of impossible romantic possibilities. Pathetic is this woman who anticipates the True rhythm of love, with a man she will never hold. My imagined discourse of thoughts leave me suffering, As my lips quiver with the words I shall never speak to his: "I have loved you more than anybody in this world."
Speed Demon...
Why is it when you're in a hurry the slowest person possible is just one step ahead of you, or rather, in my case, one car ahead? The speed limit on my road of travel read 45mph...which means 50mph, to me! Five miles over the speed limit is usually a safe bet, even when a cop is around. So, when I arrived nearly bumper to bumper behind a car yeilding woman going say the least, I was irritated! That's when my "driving Tourettes" kicks in, usually in the form of the words...Mother Fucker! Impatiently, I drove, creeping along the road at a snail like pace, all the while saying "WTF?" Which is when I noticed her personalized lisence plate... It read, "MAJOR C" And I thought "How appropriate!"
Reflections From A Translucent Universe
Sometimes I think that the world is going to Hell. Everyone is in a panic to get as many things as they can to fill the voids in their individual lives, speeding around like monkeys in a race to possess the almighty dollar. I call this the 'IKEA' syndrome. Everyone fills their homes and lives with cheap mass produced items, thoughts, and memories in an attempt at happiness. Even I have one foot in this plastic hole... Being a model, I am like the posterchild for consumerism. I lend my face and body to products and services daily that I would NEVER endorse in real life, let alone purchase and/or use for myself. I have things in my home that can be found in any other normal american home, purchased on the fly, dull, with no meaning or memory attached to it at all. Instant Gratification. The motto of the time. Why spend time, money, and effort aquiring craftsmanship and promoting pride when you can go out and get what you want cheap? ...
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Drunk Driving Penalties In Other Countries
Drunk Driving Penalties in other Countries Australia: The names of the drivers are sent to the local newspapers and are printed under the heading "He's Drunk and in Jail". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Malaysia: The Driver is jailed and if married, his wife is jailed too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- South Africa A 10 year prison sentence and the equivalent of a $10,000.00 fine -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Turkey Drunk drivers are taken 20 miles outside of town by police and are forced to walk back under escort -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Norway Three weeks in jail at hard labor, one year loss of license. Second offense within five years, license revoked for life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finland & Swede
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I have to go on a little rant here..cause im kinda pissed off..... You know i deal with ALOT of assholes on this me..that little block button is almost worn out...from the rude remarks nasty inuendo's .disgusting things men say...that wouldnt even think about saying it to your they hike up balls and think they have something hideing behind a damn computer screen....fucking cowards,,..the shoutbox holds a lot of visually stimulated preverted fucks on this site...and i dont have 1 nsfw photo of myself on here...allthough i do have one of a fake pic that some idit decided to rate nsfw ....for what? i have no clue it isnt showing a thing ...after what ive seen on here it doesnt even hold a candle..... And now A mumm i have posted has been removed due to nsfw content..or so called..but i still have not figured out what was nsfw about it..all i was asking was for someone to refer me to a site that translates kanji.for free.....give me a fucking break..m
i went to go see hellboy today was i dont impress the storyline was that great the action was cool i give 5 out 10 stars
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"i Believe I Can Fly"
"I Believe I Can Fly" I used to think that I could not go on And life was nothing but an awful song But now I know the meaning of true love I'm leaning on the everlasting arms If I can see it, then I can do it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it [1] I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can soar I see me running through that open door I believe I can fly I believe I can fly I believe I can fly See I was on the verge of breaking down Sometimes silence can seem so loud There are miracles in life I must achieve But first I know it starts inside of me, oh If I can see it, then I can do it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it [Repeat 1] Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh If I can see it, then I can be it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it [Repeat 1] Hey, if I just spread my wings I can fly I can fly I can fly, hey If I just spread my
I Am Ego
You Are the Ego You take a balanced approach to your life. You definitely aren't afraid to act out on your desires - even crazy ones. But you usually think first. Morals drive you as much as hedonism does. You've been able to live a life of pleasure... without living a life of excess. Are You Id, Ego, or Superego?
Pacify And Beckoning
Pacify Come hither, Pacify my muted ecstacy; Catch the flame. Fancy my desire, Soothe my reverie. Make me sound in wind and limb. Beckoning Hear my call, listen to the wind as it whispers your name. Feel the heat of my heart as it sings to you. Heed my call, be with me soon, now, always.
Irish Prayer/ Author Unknown
Dear Lord, Give me a few friends who will love me for what I am, and keep ever burning before my vagrant steps the kindly light of hope... And though I come not within sight of the castle of my dreams, teach me to be thankful for life, and for time's olden memories that are good and sweet. And may the evening's twilight find me gentle still. BLESSED BE, MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, MY BOO AND MY BABIES. XOXOXO SCOOTER BLACK
8500 To Level - For Lowvoltageman
Dave aka "LowVoltageMan" Needs 8500 to level...Please help!! Thanks!! LowVoltageMan@ fubar
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