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#2 Of The 88 Precepts
2. Whatever People's perception of God, or Gods, or the motive Force of the Universe might be, they can hardly deny that Nature's Law are the work of, and therefore the intent of, that Force. So the second of the 88 precepts seems to be a continuation of the first, furthturing a discussion of religion and faith. The first stated that any teaching that denies or contradicts Nature's Law is false. Now, as number two explains, this is not a denial of the validity of all faiths. Some feel that believing in any god or pantheon of gods is, in and of itself, a denial of Nature's Laws. After all, there are certain churches that deny that dinosaurs ever existed. There are certain religions, in fact, that dispute many, if not most, scientific discoveries of the past century. So in essence, these particular groups have "given a bad name" to almost all religions. People hear these denials from one church, and assume they speak for all religions. But the second precept tells us differently. S

Broken Ballerina Girl
This one was requested by one of my friends on here, Not going to mention any names dance dance ballerina girl smile smile perfect girl we all love you we'd give you the world if only if only you wouldent hurl tip toe tip toe around the broken ones scwint your eyes and dont breath to deep skinney hollow and screwing a creep thats where your little girl weeps keep pretending its not there and she'll keep saying you dont care you would you could if you dare you could but your way to scared so you close your eyes you look the other way pretend you dont see the scars from her knife play and shell keep playing and she'll keep dancing this dangerous dance she'll keep drinking and smoking and taking a zombie emptey in a drug induced trance open your eyes you fool! look at what your to afraid to face your daughter you loved her you could have saved her from disgrace but you were afraid she'd hate you if you said no but she hates you anyway

I Live In The Real World
Just a note to all that read this. You shouldn't judge a book by its cover because you never know what kind of story you are missing. I live in the real world and the events over the past week have made me realize a few things. People say things that they know you want to hear. People don't mean what they say and say what they mean. People get enjoyment out of hurting each other. People realize you have a big heart and take advantage of you. People just want something from you to satisfy there own need and they don't think about your feelings. As I sit here and think about this I realize that a lot of people of forgotten about the true meaning of not only Love but, Friendship. So I will leave you with this thought. Be kind to each other, remember to say please and thank you, treat others as you would want to be treated, and most of all.....If you say something mean it. Don't say things you don't mean....There are lot of us with big hearts and they do get hu

Why
Why do friends have to talk you outa things you wanna do that may or may not be right. I'm sorry El' as of right now i still have full intentions. Amanda cant keep me locked in her room forever, they're will come a day i will go through with it.

Brrrr
So its a cold, sorta snowy afternoon. I've visited some pages today that I haven't gotten to in a while...I'm trying to get better at getting to everyones pages a couple times a week. But you have to understand that I've got a job OUTSIDE of playing here on CherryTap...If you want to take me off your friends list by all means feel free to. I'm sorry I haven't been the ideal cherry friend to all of you...but I do show the cherry loving to those that show it to me..My parents always said....eye for an eye... Anyhow...I'm going to try and get to a few more pages..If you see me on your page leavin a message...please return a message...at least let me know that you are human and don't just stop on my page and not do anything *sighs* I hate sounding like a damn broken record.

Wat Religion Is Your Bra???
What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. " Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple.. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch an

Sensual Slaughter Pic Entered Into Stixxs Contest
I was thinking about posting bulletins about getting people to vote but I dont want to bug people unecessarily so posting the link here and if you can go and vote for the pic then great but if not, no big deal as I know how annoying it all gets. Anyway I am posting the link to the bulletin so you can see all the pics and not just the one I have entered. The Stixx's Graphics Contest

Peace
I NEED PEACE IN MY LIFE, I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE? I NEED MORE LOVE IN MY LIFE, CAN I GIVE SOMEONE SUM? IN REAL FRIENDS, TO PUT THEIR ARMS AROUND ME AND NEVER LET GO.IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE THAT UNDERSTAND ME, HOLLA BACK AT ME. I WON'T LAUGH IF YOU WON'T LAUGH.

How I Became A Racist
One question I find myself answering frequently, once people discover my views on race relations, is "why are you racist?" A good question, I guess. I mean, my parents are not racist. They still have the whole "can't we all just get along" mindset. So you couldn't say I was raised that way. So how did it happen? Well, let me start with an analogy, if I may. People, in a lot of ways, are like dogs. There is a wide array of breeds of dogs. They come in many different colors, different charactaristics, different sizes. The different breeds generally originated in different parts of the world and developed those charactaristics in response to their environment. Much like humans. So you can somewhat draw a corrallary between the different breeds of dogs and the different races of people. Now, lets say that, growing up, you have numerous negative encounters with dogs. In fact, several times you are bitten by dogs. You would then, naturally, develop a distrust of all dogs. Sometimes, peo

Would You ?????????
Y = Yes N = No M = Maybe Would You? [_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [_] Slap Me? [_] Kiss Me? [_] Let Me Kiss You? [_] Watch A Movie With Me? [_] Take Me Out To Dinner? [_] Take A Shower With Me? [_] Take Me Home For The Night? [_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [_] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [_] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [_] Tickle Me? [_] Let Me Tickle You? [_] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [_] Instant Message Me? [_] Greet Me In Public? [_] Hang Out With Me? [_] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [_] Think I'm Cute? [_] Want To Kiss Me? [_] Want To Cuddle With Me? [_] Want To Hook Up With Me? Am I... [_] Smart? [_] Cute? [_] Funny? [_] Cool? [_] Loveable? [_] Adorable? [_] Great To Be With? [_] Attractive? [_] Mean? Have You Ever... [_] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [_] Found Yourself Wanting A Ki

My Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Coffee, Cigarettes And A Bathroom Stall
Coffee, Cigarettes and a Bathroom Stall Lindsey & I always loved to go for long drives to nowhere...just to enjoy the music and conversation. These expeditions always started pretty late, after 10 at least. It never really mattered where we landed, so long as there was coffee and an ashtray. Eventually we discovered a great truckers pit stop called The Iron Skillet. It was a smooth 40 minute drive on the highway, with only a few folks on the road. When you walked in, to your right was the the diner with the trucker memorabilia from as way back as the turn of the century. It reeked with pride and history. We used to meet and have wonderful talks with people from all over the country. Fellas that were away from their families for weeks at a time. They seemed to genuinely enjoy the conversation. I know what it is to be lonely, so I appreciated it as much as they did. One night, after way too much coffee for that hour at night, I had to go to the bathroom. They say wom

Why Be Normal Or Strive For Mediocrity?
*Written for those I've encountered along the way that invest too much of themselves in being perceived as 'normal' as well as those who appear to be content with mediocrity; In a world composed of individuals, why do people strive toward normalacy when this is, in essence, an intangibile concept? If we are indeed unique individuals, than what is normal? Societal norms? To strive toward aligning oneself with societal norms is to strive toward conformity.... to reach this goal, is to sacrifice the creative potential of individual inspiration,.....it is loss of true identity,.....loss of freedom,....it is to silence one's own voice and, silence is the voice of complicity. To label onself as normal, a part of the 'silent majority', is to admit that your 'individual' belief system now condones the social injustices of the world. be as you are, your potential b

Bdsm Poetry
She lies naked on the bed Tied to the post spread eagled and blind A million feelings fly through her head What sensations would Master let her find Will she feel great pleasure Or the agonies of his cane She knows she's greatly treasured Even given the very worst pain She yelps as he trails ice down her spine Goosebumps as he drags nails across her shoulders She utters not one word, but helplessly whines Shivering when the air grows colder Master so easily makes her every nerve sing She cries loudly, in ecstasy, as her sweet spirit takes wing

Random Thought 10005- People
So Ive come to the conclusion that overall- I really just don't like people very much. I mean in general. the general populace as it were. It's not anything that "the people" do really.. it's just mostly- I can live without them. It's a passive dislike really , not that I Hate people. hate is a strong word- I just generally don't really give a fuck. People tend to really just-bother me . lol. I mean- people make my eyebrows furrow- like they make me frown. I don't care for that. I don't like that the average person is blind to the world around them , and is typically only concerned for themselves or their own priorities. They don't generally give a thought to the cause and effect ideal of Karma or anything close to it. Thats really why I just - yeah I generally just don't like people. {lol}

Fakes
I just had to let this out. It's been bothering my insides. Last friday online I was chatting with someone and I looked at the pics and normally I don't look at penis' some if they let me know ahead of time. But anyway, I looked rated and commented on his pics. We got to talking about what he did for a living. Now remember I saw him naked. It turns out that this guy lives down the street from me and since than he has taken off all his pics and removed his name and no longer chats. I saw him in our local food store. He was so embarassed. Now come on why be a coward now. It's not like I'm going to tell your superiors what you do online is your business. I guess the moral of this is don't get caught faking. Oh and I posted it on this bulletin because I didn't think it would work in a blog. He hasn't revoked my friendship. If you're gonna put it out there someone is going to see it. I am posting it here so I get the points and an E for effort.

Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

A Great Friend
You are always there, When I need you. You are never scared, Of what to do. When I am sad, You hold my hand, You make me glad, you understand. You never turn on me, you would never break my heart. You have always told me you love me, From The very start. You always give me hugs and kisses, While we cuddle in the dark, You make sure I get my wishes, That come start from my heart. I'm writeing this to let you know, Your a great loyal loving friend. and that I will never let you go, we will be together til the end.

Is It Really Possible???
You know i've been online for quite awhile now...on a few different sites like this one!!! && i've chatted with && met a few different types of peeps from all over...i've even had interests/crushes (I guess you can say)!!! But, I just dunno...if it's really possible for everyone to find true love online!! I have a few great friends who have (either themselves or a family member) met there partners online....&& they seem to have the best relationships....you know, I personally would luv to meet that special someone online!!! It just seems SO hard to do though...I personally have been the type of person to give my EVERYTHING for my relationships....no matter the distance between 2 people I think that you can really get to know a person for their true selves....it can be hard though for some peeps out their to be truthful...(as I have found that out in the past)!!! I can say one thing positive....I have made some great friends on here && on other sites....I have made friends with peeps s

Thing I Do For My Girl
> GIVE HER ONE OF MY T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. > > LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. > > KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F MY FRIENDS. > > TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. > > TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. > > L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN I TALK T0 HER. > > LET HER MESS WITH MY HAIR. > > MESS WITH HER HAIR. > > JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. > > INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS I D0. > > F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. > > L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL I SEE. > > TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. > > H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN IM AROUND MY FRIENDS. > > WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT ME I TELL HER THAT I L0VE HER. > > LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN MY ARMS. > > GET HER MAD N THEN KISS HER. > > TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE ME BACK > > STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHE'S SICK. > > WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER > > KISS HER F0REHEAD. > > GIVE HER THE W0RLD. > > WRITE HER LETTER'S. > > LET HER WEAR MY CL0THES. > > WHEN SHES SAD I HANG 0UT WITH HER. > > LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT.

Think Of Me
think of me as the rain falls down for there are my tears of laughter think of me in sunshine my love warm smiles for ever after think of me as thunder crashes and rumbles for there growls my hunger you see as the sky lights up when the lightening flashes mischief in the making by me think of me as soft breeze is felt for my hand is brushing your cheek think of me as the winds blow fierce know my loving was not for the meek when the storms rage hard when the sun may burn i am always there with you for me never yearn see the rainbow colours know i am smiling just for you

The Best Quiz Ever!
[yes this has been posted as a bulletin, but feel free to make your own in a response] i am 'photosynthesis' in a nutshell! A craptacular quiz by Danielle! 1. When you were a kid, did it make you kind of happy when other kids got in trouble? Did you taunt or mock them with evil glee? :: "i laugh in the face of danger. ha. ha. ha.!" [in a tempestuous laugh!]. i was in trouble everyday, so if another kid getting in trouble was what it took to keep me company in detention, or the principles office, well then i was strangely amused! 2. Do you have a neurosis (or two or three)? :: i guess it all depends on how you catagorize the word "neurosis". I tend to mimick the likeness of an individual with OCD. For example: It is critical that i have no more, or no less than 222 friends on my myspace list. This afternoon i woke up to find that all that deleting and scouring got me nowhere! i now have 221 friends, and i am seriously considering crawling back to a "friend" whom i h

I Need A Hug... Or A Pint.
First I forgot your birthday. Then I dropped my soup on my new shoes. A red hot exploded in my eye. Then the car wouldn't start when I had a deadline. My phone refuses to connect The line refuses to draw. The words continue to fail. And you're nowhere to be found. My favorite mug quits on me. My roommate checkmates me. The roses are dead. My bruises won't heal. My haircut is stupid. My professors refuse to yield. My hope continues to die. And you're nowhere to be found. I lost my keys I lost my mind I lost my dreams I lost ... your number. And you're still- Nowhere to be found. The bottom line is, never grow up. And I need a hug.

Leave Me A Voice Comment
Hey, if you are reading this, it means you don't have anything better to do, so leave a damn voice comment below! You can use your home phone, and it's FREE. I'd love to get some voices to go along with all your pretty little faces ;) Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage

Confusion
I am tired of hiding I am tired of crying. I am tired of wanting to die and tired of trying. I would have never known what it is like to die. I would have never known what it was like to cry. I would have never known laughter’s true sound I would have never known what it was like to want to kneel on the ground. I would have never known what it is like to feel known. There is always a piece of one with me. But He doesn’t have to tell me. Don’t tell me I will regret for your sake; the only regret will be yours. Leave me alone. Let me stay home. Do not whine and cry. Why can’t he understand? I do not want to give this another try. I can not. I need some one that IS stronger then the earth and sun; for me. I need someone if I fall will carry me. I need someone who will be there when I need to lean. Please, please understand I am not trying to be mean. It’s just really WHAT ABOUT ME? So why not take what was once and leave it in the past Remember, th

Just The Way It Is Said...
One of my ex-husbands would always say... "Have you checked for Earl in your car?" I would look at him real funny and say, "Who is Earl and why would he be in my car???" lol..... He would look at me and say, "Oh, never mind!"... Eventually, I figured out that he meant oil! lol....

Blade's Edge
Sharpening my knife, I look at the hostages around me. They sit almost as if they were indifferent to the dead guards among them. It wasn't my plan to do anything but rob the bank. I was trained heavily on knives and had the teller plenty scared with my speed and precision as I flashed the knife to her throat. Things had been going well. One security guard always has to be a cowboy. This always spurs the other guards to join in. Bullets can't touch me. I am way too fast. In the hopeless attempt they made as I stabbed the first guard in the heart, two customers were shot by their bullets as they missed their mark. That's their fault. Slitting two throats and disemboweling the final guard, I find myself on the business end of a very sticky situation. There are cops outside and I have killed some of the "hostages". It's possible that they will see the guards as a risk they took by taking the job. If that's the case, they won't be breaking in here to take me out.

I Keep Getting Rated 10 On My Profile.
i was just wondering if y'all are putting what you really think or if y'all just putting it to be nice well i thank you but i want people to rate me the score they think i really am. Thank you for reading this and have a good Day. Derrick McReynolds

Pics
alright guys and girls...since ive gotten quite a few messages about my "family album", im going to open it up to friends too. it will only be open for a few hours tomorrow, so look out for it! its like a contest or something! =P good luck!

Baby It Is Cold Outside
That may be the name of a song, but I'm serious. It is 13 degrees Fahrenheit outside the last I looked and it was 14 the minute before that so it will probably drop further until the sun make its way round here once again. It wasn't that long ago we had 60 degree weather and I was out walking for my daily mocha wearing only a denim jacket as protection against the elements. Now winter has just sort of happened overnight and I am cabin bound so to speak, until the world thaws out again. The old man likes to say that if he hadn't been born in Chicago, he probably wouldn't live here. I have to agree. You might see people on the television talk show circuit talking about how they love Chicago or how they loved growing up here but I'll bet dollars to donuts they usually live somewhere with a much more reasonable weather pattern. In the summer it is too hot. In the winter it is homeless freezing cold. Spring and Fall are those two or three mythical weeks in between the time when it

Signs Of Low Immunity
A poorly functioning immune system quickly makes itself known. While it's normal for most of us to have one or two colds a year, lowered immunity can make us vulnerable to every passing cold or flue bug, and we find ourselves succumbing to frequent infections. Other signs of inefficient immunity are digestive problems, fatigue, aching joints, muscle weakness, and poor skin. An imbalanced immune system also cause allergies and food intolerances by launching an attack when it identifies the presence of certain trigger substances. It then releases histamine and other chemicals to drive out what it perceives as an invader, causing a plethora of unwelcome symptoms. Autoimmunity occurs when the body goes into overdrive and starts producing antibodies which attack the body's own tissues - lupus and rheumatoid arthritis are both auto-immune diseases.

#3 Of The 88 Precepts
3. God and religion are distinct, separate and often conflicting concepts. Nature evidences the divine plan, for the natural world is the work of the force or the intelligence men call God. Religion is the creation of mortals, therefore predestined to fallibility. Religion may preserve or destroy a People, depending on the structure given by its progenitors, the motives of its agents and the vagaries of historical circumstances. OK, this is actually my second attempt at this one. My first was well written, eloquent, and informative. I, however, accidently hit some button or another, and deleted it all. So, I'm going to be a little bit brief with this one, as I am tired, but committed to writing this. This one I actually had to read a few times and really take some time to consider. In fact, I wrote it down and took it to work with me to examine on my breaks. Here's how I interpreted it. God and religion are not synonymous. They are not one and the same. God is the driving for

Comment Every Morning
As you all know I send all my friends a comment every morning, Well due to sleeping late, here is one for everyone this way....Sorry, been a rough week (and its only tuesday) ~ VooDoo's Graphics ~ Love Hugs and Kisses M'Lady Tina

2 & 3
WAS going to be a boob-a-rama of jiggly things cos that would really tickle me but the powers that be are scared and I would get thrown off and and and and yadda yadda so I am not even allowed to say bum incase that is too rude for school.

Invest Your Attention
Tuesday, December 5, 2006 Invest your attention You are always highly attentive to something. Though the object of your attention may change quickly and often, at any given moment your attention is focused on one particular thing or another. You have the ability for long and consistent focus if you so choose, and you also have the ability to go with the flow of the moment. Both abilities can be extremely valuable in their own ways. The important thing is that the object of your attention is yours to decide. It cannot be forced upon you by anything other than your own choice. Look back at the various ways you've spent your attention, and consider what those choices have brought you. Use your experience as a guide when you select where to invest your attention in each moment. The possibilities available to you depend upon which direction you look. Think of the kinds of places where you've found real and lasting value in the past, and you'll know where to look. There

Too Strong To Cry
Written for a friend Torn apart inside I veil my empty tears Everyone else shows emotion It's not easy being strong And when I'm most in need Of a shoulder to cry on It's only me who's strong enough To offer that shoulder Alone and by myself I try to pull it off Day by day no tears Are allowed to fall from my eyes Lonely without help I search for something to cling to But everything I've found so far Is weeaker than I am strong

Time A Way Of Changing Things
Time Has a Way of Changing People Unfortunately, life is about making mistakes and dealing with those we have. Trust me, I am dealing with the mistake I made 21 years ago when I was swimming with my girlfriend after work. We used to go swimming after work every day during the summer. We always used to go to the country club swimming pool. But the day of my accident, they were having a party for a little child there. So we decided to go swimming in a little creek that I had grown up swimming in. But lo and behold, what I had done for years ended up changing my life forever. I used to dive in that creek nearly every day as a youngster. But that day, something happened and I still do not know what. I just knew what happened immediately. You would think that I would have got knocked out. But I did not! I was conscious the whole time. I knew when I could not move any part of my body, that I had broken my neck. I panicked at first like anyone would. I can remember it

Interesting Facts
Here's some interesting trivia I dug up...ENJOY -------------------------------------------------- 1. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. 2. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. 3. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. 4. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. 5. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. 6. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. 7. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. 8. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump." 9. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. 10. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. 11. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 12. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. 13. The name of all the continents end with the same

Thoughts About Marriage, By Kids
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are fo

Would You Wanna Be These Guys??
This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc. Going into the final exam, they had solid "A's." These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem. final was on Monday), they decided to go up to University of Virginia to a party with some friends. So they did this and had a great time. However, they ended up staying longer than they planned, and they didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found Professor Aldric after the final and explained to him why they missed it. They told him that they went up to Virginia for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time. So they were late getting back to campus. Aldric thought th

Vixen!!!
You Are Vixen Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about. Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa. Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty! Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

How To Pimp Out Your Stash!
Many people have asked me where I find my funny video clips. There are tons of sites out there that have great clips for your stash. Browse through my stash and you will see videos from my favorite sites. The key to having having a good stash is being very selective as to the content you upload. I try and ONLY upload really funny or unique stuff. DO NOT abuse the stash by uploading non relevant material. If you do so, your material will be deleted. Make sure to properly categorize your content when you do upload it. Once you upload your content, make sure you bulletin it out to your friends list. If you have accounts on other networks, grab your stash URL and post it all over. Be sure to hyperlink the URL, so people can easily access your stash. MySpace, Facebook, etc are great places to show off your stash and to maximize your views and comments. If someone ends up signing up, you will most likely get the $500 cherry bucks. The most important thing to remember is that people

Pheasant Stir-fry
2 pheasant breast halves skinned 2 tbsp sesame oil 10 portobello mushrooms, sliced 1 red bell pepper, chopped 1 onion, chopped finely 2 tsp tamari soy sauce Cut the pheasant portions into large pieces, then fry on a low heat in the oil until browned. Add onion, bell pepper, and mushrooms and stir-fry together for about 8 minutes until the vegetable are tender and the pheasant is cooked through. Add the soy sauce and serve with rice or noodles. Pheasant Rich in B vitamins and protein, pheasant is a good source of energy. Pheasant is by far the most plentiful and popular of game birds. It is higher in fat than many other meats but the main fat it contains is the health-enhancing monounsaturated type, which is a plus. It also contains good levels of nutrients, so it is very beneficial when eaten occasionally. It is a useful source of vitamin B6 which is needed for the production of phagocytes to keep the body's cells healthy, and vitamins B2, B3, and B12 vital for maintaini

Crowded Room (i'm Such A Tease, I Know!)
Their eyes met from across the crowded room and a shock of recognition, of understanding struck the both. She lowered her eyes momentarily in deference and he felt his chest tighten in response to her gift... When their eyes met again, he raised his head, beckoning her to come to him. Despite the dense crowding of the room, it seemed as though a path parted in anticipation of her passing. Eyes downcast, cheeks burning and a slight smile playing across her soft lips, she gracefully made her way to where he stood. Shyly, she looked up at him. Standing well above six foot, he towered over her barely five foot frame. He took her hand in his massive hand and brought it to his lips, brushing the soft white flesh delicately in way of a greeting. He smiled as the blush in her cheeks deepened, the red nearly matching the fiery color of her hair. "My honor, sweet, to meet you. Might I have the privilege of your company this evening?" he softly asked of her, his deep voice nothing

Untitled Poem
Untitled .2 I'm captivated- By your intellect and depth. You are proof that love is life, And not death. Will you let me be- The chorus to your song? Will you let me be- Your shoulder to cry on? You've taken my breath. You've stolen my heart. A thief in the night Thats perfected her art. I'm lost in your eyes. You hang from my lips, Impatiently waiting, For the next time we kiss. You make me feel warm On the coldest of nights. You make me feel passion Every time that we fight. You make me feel That love can be real. But best of all, You make me feel.

Untitled....again
Untitled I'm sick of people giving me well wishes. "Keep going", "Have faith", or "You will get through this." How do you know? Dont act like you care. Walk in my shoes and see how you fare. You say you understand, "No really I do." But you dont and you wont, say it again and we're through. Yeah, I'm angry, I said it, I'm sick of this shit. Cant you just give me some space for a bit? Just be there with me, I'll come to you if i need, Someone to talk to, or help cause I bleed. I'm trying to protect you, dont you understand? I tell you too much and it gets out of hand. You've gained my trust, so you can hear my thoughts, But if you give me your heart, then together we're lost.

No Christmas This Year,and The Reasons For It
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Jazmine Marie
Jazmine Marie You are my heart you are my life. At first you cane on this world with a hard time with life. And the more the months went by the more and more you gotten better. I love you more and more each day like you are my own Daughter. But yet I'm your God Daughter and your Anut that loves you will all my heart. Either though I'm not there to watch you grow in to a beauitful woman, I'm still there with you day and night in your heart,mind and spirt. i'm So happy that I shear a specail place in your heart and your life. Your always in my thoughts all the time, Day and Night. Your so prechies and wonderful to have someone to love you and care for you. As much as everyone that is around you,and always thinking of you all the time. Written By Bessie Marie Meadows

New Pics Of Me - Options
So, since I'll be taking some new pics of me, hopefully later today, I was wondering what everyone would like to see....Here are my ideas so far, feel free to add your own: 1. Full body shots 2. Garter & Tights Let me know! ;)

Honesty
Ok so what is up with people no longer knowing how to be honest? Everyone says oh I am so upfront, but when it really comes down to it, the truth is no where to be found. I really don't remember the last time I met a person with the exception of my best friends, who knows how to be honest. Well that's enough ranting. Bye for now.

Sister
SISTER Shows you that she cares Important part in your life Shops till they drop There for you when you need them Even when you don't Remembers important dates Howard Conklin Jr Copyright ©2006 Howard Conklin Jr

I Need All Of Your Support.
OK, so I am going to give one of these online contests a whirl. I am competing in the sexiest guy over 30 (and 40 LOL) and i need you all to vote. Leave comments again an again and again... It has always been fun to vote on all the othe contests so lets see how i do as a recipient, Thanks all my C. T. friends. Mikey

Why Parents (should) Drink...
Why parents drink... Too good NOT to pass on! A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman" Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard what sounded li

Possible Party
You know, I'm thinking...All the people I've met on here, it'd be great if we could all meet up at a hotel or something and have a swinger's party. My hubby and I spent our wedding night at a hotel with a jacuzzi in the room, so maybe we could all chip in and find something like that??? Make some comments, see if we can set something up people!!!

New Start's
New start's can be a bit tricky.Today I woke up and something told me to go and take a look at my tagworld page. I go to my page and proceed to update a few thing. Soon after I decided to go and check out the widgets, tagworld had to offer.There was only a couple , a chat box, photo cube ,and a kewl looking daily horoscope one, so I said what the heck,and went ahead and got the HTML code, and placed it on my tagworld page.What it said really made me think considering what has been going on in my life, this is what it said: Today's Date: December 05, 2006 You were mistreated. You'll get your own back. Forgiveness takes less effort. Enemies or oppressors might not even see themselves that way.

What A Week/mth
Well this past week has been VERY Streefull from me. LAst Thursday night i went in to work, an found out that i was on "indefinet supention" PC word...in engilsh it means i was fired. So the next day i went in to work to talk w/my boss and he said "come back tuseday an we will talk" Long story short, Tusday is here, an i went in to talk to my boss, begged for me job back, took a hit for 3days off, an i go back to work tonight. Latey i have been under alot of stress an well it rolled over to work an i know i should leave outside stress outside, an only have work stress at work. Everyone has stress, some handal it well. I thought i was but guess not. I uesally keep it in an deal w/it n my own way, but it somehow slips out. (not goin to bore you w/it) but wish life came w/a rule book/guideline what ever, so i knew what was goin to happen.

You Know You Are Living In 2006 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forw

A Call....
ok.. So I get a call like awhile..Right..Cant barely hear cause hes mumbleing... This Guy Is gonna ask .. Is Cindy there? I am like U got tha wrong number sir.. Hes like so Have u got any Underwears on? I am like. Are u fucking drunk.. Dont call here no more.. Then right when I am about to hang up.. Hes like YOU DONT. CAUSE I AM LOOKING IN YOUR WINDOW.. I just freak and turn around .. ITS ,MY ROOMATE .. lol Fucking perve.

Strike That..
Ok so the one thing I wanted for Christmas is leaving me on friday. Leaving me to go to Kentucky to live. So screw the Christmas magic for me.I have no faith right now. My soul is aching. My heart is shattered. An angel sent some Christmas Magic for the kids. That is good enough for me.

I Think I May Have Almost Lost A Good Friend
In being the person I am, I think maybe I hurt someone I truely didn't mean to hurt, I would never want to do anything to cause him pain or heart ache I fear I have though and I pray to all the powers that be that he can indeed forgive me for being such a stupid bitch........ I am lost......

Been Away
SORRY TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY FOR NOT REPLYING, PLEASE FORGIVE ME I AM HAVING BAD PC PROBLEMS AND HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET ONLINE TO CHECK EMAIL, CHERRYTAP OR YAHOO. BE PATIENT, I APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE AND COMMENTS, HOPE TO BE BACK ON MORE REGULARLY SOON. MUCH LOVE AND HUGS TO EVERYONE AND HAVE A BLESSED HOLIDAY SEASON. LOVE, NURSE MISSY

Frozen
The days get colder as winter approaches. My heart is colder still. The warmth of the sun has not reached it for sometime. I look upon the sun and feel the cold breeze, Yet it has no effect since within me is frozen still.

Things I Can't Deny...
* I think I take even better care of myself now because I've grow to love the way a woman will stop doing what shes doing, and just stare...priceless * I need to get this bulk off of me so I can stop getting called "big Fella" or accused of escaping prison. * I would lie if I said I felt the same now bout " My Love" as I did before. I stick around because her being emotionless is no fault of her own...but how long do I stay? * I'm crushin' on someone that is a total package to me but is younger and lives very far away. 8( (psst not who you think Ren, lol) I don't know why I do this, it's so lame, I can recall only a few times I've crush someone without "seeing" them. Shit sucks. * I'm caught in a work triangle. My contract is up next summer, and I want to stay, but I want better benefits. 2 companies want to buy my contract but my current company is holding my contract and the position hostage. They don't offer shit in benefits. The other companies offering benefits, and a

**used To**
USED TO: I USED TO smile to try And hide the pain; Bottle up emotions that Fell like the rain. I USED TO hide instead of Trying to play the game; Afraid of being ridiculed and Live in shame. I USED TO remain neutral Instead of reach for the sky; Gullible to the bone and luck Would conveniently run dry. I USED TO commit to what Could never be tied down; And be left in my sorrows All alone to drown. I USED TO wait for a Dream to come true; Never once had the courage To try and pursue. NOW I’ll find a cure To heal the pain; More happier now With so much to gain. NOW I take charge in Every challenging game; Becoming more to the world Than just a name! NOW I constantly reach For the sky; Never gonna wonder what Good things have passed me by! NOW I refuse to be The one that’s let down; Recognize the red flags before I hit rock bottom and drown. NOW I take initiative to make My dreams come true; NEVER gonna turn back to the ways I USED TO!

Crazee's Revised Version Of The Miranda Rights
You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first , any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand what I just told you, Asshole?

Back & Forth
BACK & FORTH So fresh just like a clean cut wound; I'm sending you straight back to the womb. Where you can restart and begin again; This time around I'll only be your friend. Matters of the heart weren't meant for you and I; Deep inside I remind myself its not worth it to cry. Because even though I still feel for you; Dancing back & forth I'll just never do. So move on and get out of my way; I'm on a mission to live it up every day! It's go time to face off with you; To prove and show you how much this woman's worth can do! PWB~*B*

I Have Lost Him
are all you guys happy now my don found a girl and i have lost him my heart is breaking in a millon pieces i don't know if i'll be here as much as i would i have to hide every single pic of him i have not cried yet cause i want to be big about this i am hurting so bad and i don't know if i should give up on love love has givin up on me while i'm not here send mesages with love THANK YOU Brenda

What Not To Name Your Dog:
Most everybody who gets a dog names it something ordinary like Rover or Spot. Maybe that's why I decided to call my dog "Sex". Unfortunately, Sex has been very embarrassing for me. When I went to City Hall to renew her dog license, I told the Clerk that I wanted a license for Sex. He said that he wanted one too! So I said, "but she's a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "you don't understand - I've had Sex since I was nine years old!" He said that I must have been quite a kid! When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took my dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a double room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "every room in the house is for sex!" I said, "you don't understand - Sex keeps me awake at night!" He said, "you lucky dog!" I asked if I could keep Sex outside. He said that he knew I was strange the minute he first saw me! One day I entered Sex in a contest, but just before the comp

Charlie Brown
Blump·kin Main Entry: blump·kin Pronunciation: 'b&m(p)-k;a;n, ÷'p&[ng]-k&n Function: adverb 1 To receive fellatio whist defecating. Highly acclaimed for involving two of the most peasurable bodily release events simultaneously, but very difficult to accomplish. Also called a blumpy. 2 The process by which a man evacuates his excrement dropping a deuce while simultaneously receiving oral stimulation from another person. This manuver can be performed by a woman or man, but in the case of the latter, it is known as the brother blumpkin. 3 When a man receives fellatio while at the same time taking a massive dump. Known to increase pleasure of each seperate activity exponentially. [Source: Urban Dictionary]

Something For The 3 Or 4 That May Read This
The song is called "Love will make you Beautiful" by The Afters. Time is slipping away Days go by, fade away With one eye opened, one closed I think you know Love will make you beautiful Love will make you beautiful Thoughts swirl, spinning around Weary, falling down When out of the darkness a hand Reach out Hold fast ~Chorus~ Love will make you beautiful Love will make you beautiful Turn round this time Love is there to find Lift your head and see Open uo your eyes Love will make you beautiful Love will make you beautiful

Only In America
Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. * ** Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. * ** Only in America ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. * Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America..... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America..... .do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' . Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. ** EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Everything Sucks
At the moment everything sucks apart from a few things. Nothing seems to be going right because every 1 seems lie at some point about something just to con us abit more of our hard earned cash. (ARSEholes). Only good thing is the fact im working and getting paid good money for it. Maybe after the new year i can take this pile of crap year ive had and throw it in the bin and start a new fresh year where maybe abit of luck will come my way. NO hopes though as i say the same thing every year and it just stays the same. Oh and for any americans who read this stop bigging up your army like its the only fucking Army in IRAQ, There are british troops out there just as many as the USA and just as many of them die too. So why not big both sets of Armys up because after all its Americas fault Britain is involved. Peace xx

I've Not Been On For Awhile Now.
I've been pretty busy the last week or so. I found out Chase got another girlfriend. I'm kind of depressed about that, but in a way I'm glad it's her dealing with his shit and not me. Then me & my mother had made some more plans. She's going to sell thehouse to my brothers, girlfriends, friends & their all going to move in here with each other. IF that's how my brothers girlfriends friend Rich wants it. I really hope it is. He will know by the 22 of this month. In which if he does want it, we will be on our way to Texarkana Texas! I'm so excited right now and about this stuff. Glad I'm not old or I'd have a stroke! lol.. Well when we do move down there. I will be traveling alot. So again, I might not be on as much as I normally am. =[. I will be working on my music career. Then once that gets going it's off to acting. Then PLAYBOY. So I'm pretty excited. I've had almost a great past week. By the way, I've notieced my ratings! Please help me, I went down to 265 =[ I'

Even More Messed Up Life
There's a major problem with the world. Mankind. I've no real faith in mankind, just in a few people, so at the end of the day there is now little more I can do apart from sit and brood. I don't really want to do anything with my life now, socially I don't really care, I just want to be hated and feared. I have a lot of hatred and it's directed at mankind as a whole. I hate mankind for the vermin filth or viral life form that it is. Only those who have earned my respect deserve to be counted among those I do not hate. Some I even feel love for. Let's all be clear, I have no respect for soldiers giving their lives for "freedom" or anything like that, we're talking freedom but if I'm killed by something I'm not alive and it doesn't matter. I nolonger despise guns the way I once did, I care nothing at all for honour, decency or anything else like that now. I'm going to live a life devoted to doing what's wrong, I don't care about human laws I'll live like a dog if I must, this

It's The Veteran
Backbone of liberty; fighting to keep us free, Sacrifice homeland safety; battles fought abroad. First Veterans; founding fathers, Gave to us our freedom’s liberty. ‘Twas not the preacher, campus organizer, Who fought for religions free . . . free assembly. Veterans fight for your assembly, worship free. It was not the lawyer, politician, Who gave your right to vote . . . trials fair. Veterans fight for your voice, equal treatment. Nor was it the poet, reporter, That fought for free press . . . free speech. Veterans fight for unbiased news, talk. . . fear free. Saluting the flag under which he serves, Veteran’s foundation sacrifice. Freedom mortared by brave blood spilt . . . Maintains our liberty rights. by Roger W Hancock

Medals
Don't envy a man his medals All those ribbons on his chest He did not try to get them They're not there at his request They were earned in stinking hell holes Where no man would like to go Or in cold and wintry places Where there's only ice and snow He did not know he earned them Till they were awarded at parade And they were bright when he first got them But in time the colors fade He was told he had to wear them And to wear them all with pride But when the memories come to haunt him Those same medals make him hide Cause those medals will not bring back All those guys he left behind And he would trade them all forever For a little peace of mind So don't envy a man his medals You don't want to take his place Thinking back to long gone battles And meeting dead friends face to face

I Am The Flag Of The United States Of America.
I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions of learning. I stand guard with power in the world. Look up ... and see me. I stand for peace, honor, truth and justice. I stand for freedom. I am confident. I am arrogant. I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners, my head is a little higher, my colors a little bit truer. I bow to no one! I am recognized all over the world. I am worshipped - I am saluted. I am loved - I am revered. I am respected -- and I am feared. I have fought in every battle of every war for more then 200 years. I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and Appomattox. I was there at San Juan Hill, the trenches of France, in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome and the beaches of Normandy, Guam. Okinawa, Korea and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam know me, I was there.

American Bald Eagle { Haliaeetus Leucocephalus}
The bald eagle is truly an all-American bird -- it is the only eagle unique to North America. It ranges over most of the continent, from the northern reaches of Alaska and Canada down to northern Mexico. The bald eagle, our national symbol, is listed as endangered under the Endangered Species Act in 43 of the lower 48 states and listed as threatened in Michigan, Minnesota, Oregon, Washington, and Wisconsin. (There are about 40,000 bald eagles in Alaska and none in Hawaii.) However, bald eagles have improved greatly in numbers, productivity, and security in recent years. Male bald eagles generally measure 3 feet from head to tail, weigh 7 to 10 pounds, and have a wingspan of about 6 1/2 feet. Females are larger, some reaching 14 pounds and having a wingspan of up to 8 feet. This striking raptor has large, pale eyes; a powerful yellow beak; and great, black talons. The distinctive white head and tail feathers appear only after the bird is 4 to 5 years old. Bald eagles are believe

A Online Thing.
Not downing anyone in this matter.. However, I see a bunch of online drama. Most is very laughable. I admit I get to the point where I'm really like into it but veiwing other people and seein' how they act to certain things are really funny. Relationships online are cool. I haven't a thing against it. But when he/she is talking to someone or showing them something before that other person get's to see it-- it starts a whole new thing. Trouble. I find it really strange why someone would get upset over such things. I mean you get to see it or he/she tell's you whatever. Don't be a baby over it. Don't run away leavin' online or a place you ENJOY being. Now, I'm here for my friends. Helpin' tryin' to give advice. Most of the time it helps most of the time it doesn't. Even with my "flirting" and 'joking" about I see them as a friend and would like to do whatever to help them out.. Was gonna write more, but meh. Peace.

X Mas
xmas this year and everyone after will not be so mary for me for the only day ill have with my boys is xmas eve i wont have them for a week only one day then its back to my boaring fucked up life if u have u"r kids and wife try not to lose them im still not sure wat i did to lose mine but i did get something out of it but not my kids i only have them every other weeekend and it sux i dont get to speend as much time as id like with them and it hurts me so bad so dont do anything stupid to lose u"rs cause in the end u will end up like me wondering wat u did so wrong so for all who have your families marychristmas and a happy new year and for me i hope i survive the mother fucking holidays

Before & After, You Decide!!!
Right, so, i've had a beard for a wee while and decided i'd take it off and go back to my normal boyish good looks, and, cut my hair at the same time. So, what all you lovely people have to do is tell me whether i was correct by doing it, or, I should have left it as was.... Over to you all... Comments and ratings greatly appreciated.. Love from me S xxx P.S. Nearly forgot, need to go to the Before & After folder in my pics ha-ha... What am I Like ;o) .....

A Fascist Bitch??? Wtf Baby J, Even You Can't Be So Stupid!!!
fascist 1.a member of the Fascisti; a member of some similar party: Nazi, Falangist,ect. 2.an advocate of fascism or fascist principles. fascist 1.pertaining to Fascists or Fascism 2.relating to fascism or fascists; also,adhereing to or supporting fascism. fascism a political group, an organization, a club, from Latin fscis,a bundle or packet. 1.the doctrines,methods,or movement of Fascisti. 2.a system of government characterized by rigin one-party dictatatorship,forcible suppression of the opposition(union, other, especially leftist, parties,minority groups,ect.),the retention of private ownership of the means of production under centralized governmental control,belligerent nationalism and rcism,glorification of war,ect.: first instituted in Italy in 1922. 3.the political philosophy and movement based on such doctrines and policies; fascist behavior. See also Nazism. ****** I don't have to tell anyone about the Nazi party and what a Nazi is. What I wo

Dwi
i was woken up to a strange number on my fone today.... it was a calling card... and the person on the other line was in jail... My friend Ritsche. It was for a dwi, and a pretty bad one at that. The sad thing is he told me he doesnt remember leaving his house.... I love all of my friends soo much.. and to hear this breaks my heart. He could have been hurt soo badly because apparently his car is in pretty bad shape... I can only hope that everything goes the way it should for my wonderful friend. He was one of the people who understood way i am the way i am and all he had for me was support. Im sorry that we drifted apart for so long.. maybe if i had been around more you wouldnt have gotten behind the wheel.... no one can say for sure but all i kno is im glad to hear you are alright and not hurt. It means a lot to me that i was the first person on your to call list. It made me smile... and i almost wanna cry... Im gunna be there the best way i can and just hope that everything w

Defining D/s
By Master Len o BDSM - Bondage Discipline Sado Masochism o DS - Dominance Submission o Dominant - a personality trait o Submissive - a personality trait o Master - owner o Slave - consented to be owned o Sadist - enjoys other’s pain o Masochist - enjoys pain o Bondage - tying with rope o Discipline - punishment o Top - the whipper o Bottom - the whippee It is my intention to make clear definitions for some terms that will allow for better discussion and debate, as well as better understanding. The definitions are my own and you may choose to use them or not. You may give these words different definitions or you my use other words to describe the same thing. Perhaps some other person will add a list of synonyms to the list. I have lived a lifestyle for over 20 years that has given me much insight into what many of the terms represent and have a good understanding of the difficulties in discussing the many ways that people live an alternate lifestyle. I am not

Cricket
OK, the big C. I fear this is going to cause me a whole heap of trouble, ridicule, loathing and the type of fearful threats one normally asociates with ignorance of race in the 19th century but her we go anyway. How do you explain cricket to an American? There have been too many attempts in history to name and non have been succesful. Here are a few notes and anecdotes to try to help you embrace something quintessentially english (or Australian or Indian actually, we suck) I could refer you to that bastian of internet knowledge Wikipedia but that would be cheating. The "Laws of Cricket" may also help, but I very much doubt it as they are only understood by umpires, strange old blind men in white coats. To experience the cricket atmosphere; try a trip to India where you cannot escape it, or Australia where it is played hard and to win, from birth right through middle age to death, moslty verbally but highly succesfully. English cricket is all about tea, sandwiches and "

Maybe Wrong
So0o.. ,My mom passed away this year and I havent gotten over it yet.. The thing is I am trying too. So hard.. I put everything in the bac k of my mind and right when I least expect it.. Something happens.. It reminds me and everything comes flooding back into my head and then I am back to being sad.. They say it is best to talk about it.. Well I tried to talk about it to family members.. friends.. But I cant.. And it seems easier to come up here to a Bunch of strangers and let it out... Maybe I am wrong about this.... on to another day..

Thanx
Thank u. All of you. I mean Yeah I know its real hard and its apart of life of course.. Its just really hard cause I lost mY favorite aunt Last demcember and then I lost my mom this June . Like all in a years time. I guess thats Why its so hard to take it all in.. I really wanna thank u though.

My Random Thought
juST WHEN you LET YOURSLF THINK~ They say it takes a second to fall for someone, I minute to love em, um, five minutes, to cherish them... haha ... okay I admit it, I dont remember how that paragraph goes, I just know that I liked it. ITs like a lie everyone would love to believe. But no-- wait. IT IS true that within the first few minutes of talking to someone, theres that brief moment of whether or not your attracted to them or not. THAT> is well... very verbally impressive. lmao But HOW do YOU know if youve found the REAL deal. HOnestly... How do u know if maybe, u THINK theyre the one, that really, theres someone better out there that u dont know about. hmm. THen again, someones told me not to look for relationships, it will find u. YOu conjure a picture of the perfect "man" or "woman" in your head, and what you find exotically attractive, but do they really exist out there?? I'm not trying to be complicated. I swear. BUt I cant help it. lol You date someone, but things do

Did You Ever Wonder...
Why the sun lightens or hair, but darkens our skin? Why women cannot put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?" Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what they do a practice? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid uses real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour? Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitos? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the same material as the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? Why they call the airport a terminal if flying is so safe? Why drugstores make sick people walk to the back of the store to get meds while healthy people can get t

What's The Deal??!!
All my pictures are fully clothed and not suggestive....but apparently not suitable..!!!!I think maybe there are too many people looking while they are at work and should be looking at other times....whatever...

Im Sick Guys!!
Guys i'm sick i really don't feel that well. I think i have the stomach virus. I'm dizzy.. and feeling all bleh.. i need some love to help me feel better!! show your sick buddy some love!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Can You Read This?
>>>>fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. >>>>Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc. >>>> >>>>i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. >>>>The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at >>>>Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a >>>>wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be >>>>in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and yuo can sitll raed >>>>it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey >>>>lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I >>>>awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it. >>>>

Sometimes Life Just Sucks
Sometimes when life gives you lemons you can make lemonade ; but sometimes you don't have any sugar and all you can manage is a sour-ass glass of lemon juice. That has been my life for just under six months now. The lemonade:Katie and Emmy(the greatest gifts ever given to me);A good job that I like(at least for the present);a certain someone(they know who they are); My two best friends, Lance and Scooter (One for being there when I needed him and the other because I know he will be there if I ever need his help) The Lemon Juice: The fact that I see my children only once a week because of logistic problems(This just sucks, I'm missing them growing up);Ending up in the psych-ward(There was a woman there who was playing hop-scotch with Jesus);The way that my marriage broke up(I could have handled it better if it didn't go down like it did, all I ever wanted was the truth) I like lemonade;but lemon juice just sucks. All I'm sayin' is next time maybe life could try giving me oranges

Ok Now I Am Just Being Pathetic
WT F am I doing here, shit he has told you that he doesn't care about you, its "friends" that you are he told you this yes AFTER the fact..... I asked him if he cared he said he thinks it was just lust nothing more.... but he wants to be friends and continue to build our friendship..... excuse me but maybe I am slow but i don't think friends fuck there brains out, do they? I should have known though by the way i was being treated, (with disregard) unless alone and naked and even then it was more along the lines of well ....................................................................... like his toy to be played with and discarded when done...... I thought I saw something in him and maybe I did but I don't think he is willing to let ME see it.... he wants me to call if I need to talk well isn't that a two way street, to know ones secrets do you not need to divulge some of yourself? With all that is in my life, I assure you THIS is not something I needed in t

Friends ,do We Have Friends Or What?
You know I help alot of you people out and I get nothing in return I have ask you all to help me out well you know what I'm done helping others out with there Cherry points.You know sometimes it's just not about the points. It's more about people wanting friends and there are people on here that say the only way you can be friends is to add them.

Sexiest Woman Cherry Ever!!!
HERE'S MY THIRD CONTEST I'VE BEEN ENTERD IN! "A COUPLE FRIENDS THOUGHT I GOT ROBBED IN THE MILF CONTEST SO THEY WANTED ME TO BE IN THERE CONTEST AND BE IN A MORE FAIR CONTEST", SORRY IF YOUR GETTING TIRED OF VOTEING FOR ME. BUT PLEASE VOTE FOR ME AND AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN....ALSO RATE ME BECAUSE THE RATEING WILL BE THE TIE BREAKER IF MY COMMENTS TIE WITH SOMEONE ELSE! SO SHOW ME YOUR LOVE GUYS!!!! (JUST CLICK ON MY PICTURE ON THIS BLOG AND IT WILL TAKE YOU STRAIGHT TO THE CONTEST) KAT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HERE ARE THE RULES! Its the Hottest Girl on CherryTap Contest Make sure to hit up the contest album on my profile...its clearly marked....vote for your favorite cherry...... The rules for the participants are as follows: 1. Contest will start at 12:00 A.M. EST (Tuesday) tommorrow night. 2. No nudity. 3. Must have more then one pic of your face in your pics to verify its really y

Broken
Ok so here I sit on this stupid computer and listening to Scott Stapp....Then I hear this song, that just kinda sums things up for me. Alot has been changing here and it kinda left me with the feeling of What the fuck just happened???? Ever get that way? Its like just when you think things are at it worst, something new and exciting just pops up out of nowhere!! Well, I dont know why im writting a blog, since I never do..Things are just hard for me to get out...Well here is the song that just kinda seems to sums things up for me!! Why are we overcome with fear? What if I told you that fear isnt real! Why are we overcome with doubt? You could live without! Street corner preachers youve heard before Friendly advice just gets thrown out the door There is a question I want to understand Why cant everyone tell the truth and learn to love again Do you know what it feels like to be broken and used scared and confused yes i know One more question i know thime is clear is w

Word To Bc
hey peeps.. just wanted to say that canada is the shit and if bush dont stop his..we're gonna burn his whitehouse down again...LOL FUCK BUSH.. i love americans but i wanna take a tomahawk to bushes scalp and make a necklace with his ears! PEACE from the peaceful during wartimes country ... CANADA. ..word to iraq and there rebellion. p.s. and dont forget...FUCK BUSH!

On Top Of The World
So lately things have gone from being good to be absolutely horrible to being not so bad right now....yeah things aren't working out so well with me and my bf(i'm not even sure if i shoudl call him that anymore since i heard he's been telling people that we aren't together anymore) but anyways yeah in the last few days i've realized alot of things nad notice some other things and well i figure if he wants to throw it all away with me that's his loss and i deserve way better then him and i won't settle for anything less. So today at work i ran into a guy i had had a crush on in school he was a few years older then me so of course i never said anything never thought i had the chance but when i saw him today i said something to him about knowing him back in the day and he came up later b4 he left and we chit chatted for awhile and i could tell he wanted to get my number but was kind of nervous about it cuz i did tell him what was going on and stuff so i offered up my number and he gave

Who Am I
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the > neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches > one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in > the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the > homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and > liquor bottles. > > "Wow , Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a > party last night." the mailman comments. > Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it > Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt > like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. > > We had about fifteen couples from around the > neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a > bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that > we started playing WHO AM I? > > "The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you > play that?"! > > "Well ,all the guys go in the bedroom ,and we come > out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only > our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. > The women try to guess who it is.

The Da Vinci Code
Well, I didn't think it was possible, but it turns out I loved that movie. They did a very good job with it. I was afraid that they were gonna be trying to influence peoples beliefs with it, but they weren't. I was happy for that because I would die defending my religious beliefs. I hope I never have to though. I wouldn't like to prove myself a liar!! I highly recommend the movie to anyone with an open mind.

Christmas Memories
Hey everyone. As most of you know the Christmas season is in general one of the hardest times of year for me. This year will probably be alot harder being as its my first year with it just being me and my children. Those of you who know me well probably remember how into the Christmas spirit I used to be. Mrs. Claus herself. lol However after my mother passed away Christmas season just hasn't been the same. As well as with the relationship that I was in was not an easy one. So along the lines I lost that spirit. This year more then ever I realize that my kids need me to be that Holly Jolly mommy. So I deceided being as I know I am not the only one who feels this way to start a little Christmas memory list. So that way we can hear some favoirite memories from people and share our own to get into that Christmas mood. So of course I will start. My favorite Christmas memory was when I was a child. You see every year at Christmas my whole family would get together. This was pr

Installling Husband!
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 , NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashesthe system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ----------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html " and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to i

Installing Husband!
(Stolen from †DevilCuddles†@ CherryTAP ) Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 , NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashesthe system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ----------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html " and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to ins

A Home
GOD SENT AN ANGEL DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE WITH WINGS LIKE A DOVE SOWRING THROW THE SKY IN SERACH FOR A HEART TO MAKE HIS HOME HE LOOKED TOWRADS THE NORTH THE EAST AND WEST NO HEART HE DIDN'T FIND THERE HE STOOD CRING OUT THIS LONE ANGEL NEEDS A HOME TO REST HIS LOVE THEN I WALKED BY HIM HIS CLOTHS WAS TORN HIS HEART SHADERD HE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH A TEAR IN HIS EYE I BENT DOWN AND SAID WHY DO U CRY HE REPLYED I HAVE NO HOME THEN I FELT A TEAR FALL FROM MY EYE HE STOOD UP AND BRUSH THE TEAR FROM MY CHEEK AND SOFLY SAID DONT CRY FOR ME FOR I HAVE FOUND WHAT IAM LOOKING FOR I REPLYED WHAT DID U FIND HE SAID IN THE SOFTEST VOICE I FOUND MY HOME

No More Rednecks Of C.t.
THIS IS GONNA BE A HUGE SHOCK FOR SOME OF YOU BUT AS OF TONIGHT THERE IS NO MORE REDNECKS OF C.T. IF YOU HAVE THAT AND FAMILY MEMBER IN YOUR NAME AND PLEASE REMOVE IT A.S.A.P. WE HAVE TRIED TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO LEAVE BULLETINS AND EVEN DID A BLOG ABOUT HOW WE CAN MAKE THIS GROUP BETTER AND MORE FUN BUT I WOULD SAY THAT ONLY 5% OF THE REDNECKS EVEN RED IT . THEN EVEN THAT SAME DAY COME BITCHING ABOUT THIS AND THAT AND IF YOU WOULD HAVE READ THE BULLETIN THEN YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT IS GOIN ON . SO THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS . THERE IS NO MORE REDNECK GROUP .SO PLEASE TAKE FAMILY MEMBER THE REDNECKS OF C.T. OUT OF YOUR NAME . WE WILL BE STARTING A NEW GROUP AND THE SELECT FEW OF YOU THAT WAS ALWAY THERE FOR US , ACTUALLY READ THE BULLETINS AND BLOGS AND ALSO GAVE US FEED BACK IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS WE WILL INVITE YOU TO THE NEW GROUP SO WE CAN DISCUSE WHAT WENT WRONG IN THE REDNECKS AND WHAT WE CAN DO TO MAKE THE NEXT GROUP THE BEST ONE OUT THERE . THIS WAS NOT JUST MY DECISION . I WANT T

What To Do
question... what do u do if u have more than one friend in the same contest??? esp when u try to help all of em and feel bad if i dont....decisions decisions...more than my hard head can take...im so confused....lmao

Lost Love
I can still picture that face, the one no other can ever replace, they captured my heart and won the race, their a part of me forever and always. I lost him though, long ago, what could I do, how was I to know, why the hell did I let him go. He meant so much yet I walked away, I realize now I broke his heart, I didn't mean to, He was torn apart. What was that feeling I got inside and why did I want him by my side, I didn't know why but now I do, I realize now I loved you. That don't make it better or put things right, just give me a moment, maybe a night, I don't wanna argue or even fight, I wanna say I'm sorry from the bottom of my heart, I made a mistake, I wanna put it right, all I ask is give me a moment, maybe a night. let me show you that I'm sincere, I want you back where I can keep you safe, I want you here where I can keep you near. I must be dreaming cos that'll never happen, you've got a better life without me, you now ha

Rudi
You walked into my life like a wind in the night having to deal with me put up a fight I have never had a prince charming before someone that I can simply adore You held out your hand, as I pushed it away but now my love i will take it each day. Walk with me and beside me, hold me tight and pull me even closer in the dead of the night. An Angel with wings you must be I have never had anyone as special to me Soon our heartbeats will become one As our new found love had just begun.

Gonna....
Well as you all know..I'm home from work early...I got a few messages out already...I always say to my customers, that If i can go home early I'd take a nap....well today, thats just what I'm goin to do...See you all in a little while.... Buried at PhotoCasket.com

What's On My Mind Today...
I had to take my candy dish from my sister. She's always compaining about her weight and health, and then she demolishes sweets like no other. Ew. I made my mom laugh so hard she started wheezing. I like making mom laugh. She deserves to be happy. She's Super Mom. I'm in probably five or six contests right now, but ignoring them all because there's no way to win when comments are unlimited. I would love to see people run contests with one comment per contestant per person is allowed. That would be a REAL competition! Otherwise it's just the person running the contest getting thousands of points for no reason. Where's the fun in that? Oh, and I'm serious about levelling up. I don't want to delete any more of my pictures. I will wrap myself in Christmas lights and post the pictures here... but I want it to be soon!

Chiangmai Ride....
oops!! got the date all mixed up !! now i have to rush!!! will be leaving in about 3 hrs' time for the 1000miles ride...hope to reach there for the party tonight...well...it's 1.44am my time...so yeah will leave at 5am while the traffic isn't congested...looks like another ride without sleep...lol...what else is new? schedule to come back on 11th but then it all depends i i happen to meet my soul mate or not lol...wistful thinking!!!...will catch up with you all...don't miss me!!! but just in case you do...you know what to do...lol...call me!!!! +60164774164...lol....give me a nice surprise!!! have a nice weekend boys and girls!!!! cya all soon!!!

Memory...part Ii...
looking back...i have no answer why we drifted apart...i guess nothing lasts forever...still i would like to thank you for the memories...memories that are beautiful yet sad...sad simply because they're beautiful... remembering the first time we met...don't know if it's fate...karma...or destiny... i was feeling nostalgic...just wanted to get away from it all...the band boys were getting ready for the sound check ...just happened that the fuse blown and there's no electricity...so i jumped into a cab and when the driver asked where i wanted to go...i had no idea...told him to just drive...then impulsively told him to stop when we passed through the cemetery...no reason...just told him to stop... i love walking through cemeteries...so tranquil...so serene...then i thought i saw an angel...the fading light of dusk sieving through your long flowing hair...creating a halo...for a moment i thought i was at heaven's gate...as i moved closer...you looked up...and my heart...god...my heart

Hangovers
5 Levels of Hangovers If you can read this without laughing or you can't relate to any of it, you are reading the wrong blog! One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. Y ou can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if yo

Guess Who's Back ......... Meeeeeeeeeeee
Got a new pc today .. and am back online .. have missed you all ... Hope all is well with everyone ..I probably wont be on too much today or tonite as Im setting everything up and checking out the new things on this system .. so Big Hugs and Smoochies to all .. Missed ya bad !!!! Hugs .. Wen :)

Mad
grrrrr i am pissed all i try to do is be nice to people on this site by showing love rating peoples page and i get bitch at for that cuz some bitch cuz i went to one person page showing love and giving them a 10 with my little thing i made that says stopping by to show some love and heres a 10 or w/e and come by and do the same if you like key word ( if you like) doesn't mean you have to i don't care if you rate me i'm just being nice the nice person i am but no you can't even be nice to people anymore i get a comment saying don't come by my page and get me to rate you w/e it said like i said i don't give a damn if you fucking rate me or stop by my page and i can be a bitch too i know i shouldn't let it get to me but damn you can't even be nice to someone anymore

"silly String" Used In Iraq
"Silly String" Has Serious Use in Iraq By REBECCA SANTANA, AP STRATFORD, N.J. (Dec. 7) - In an age of multimillion-dollar high-tech weapons systems, sometimes it's the simplest ideas that can save lives. Which is why a New Jersey mother is organizing a drive to send cans of Silly String to Iraq. American troops use the stuff to detect trip wires around bombs, as Marcelle Shriver learned from her son, a soldier in Iraq. Before entering a building, troops squirt the plastic goo, which can shoot strands about 10 to 12 feet, across the room. If it falls to the ground, no trip wires. If it hangs in the air, they know they have a problem. The wires are otherwise nearly invisible. Now, 1,000 cans of the neon-colored plastic goop are packed into Shriver's one-car garage in this town outside Philadelphia, ready to be shipped to the Middle East thanks to two churches and a pilot who heard about the drive. "If I turn on the TV and see a soldier with a can of this on his vest, tha

Contest!!!
I didnt want to stoop this far to ask all my friends to do this for me.. but.. i guess the bulletin board isnt workin.. soo ill try this out. Im in a contest for best morph and in second place was in first. behind over 1k in votes. I would appriciate it if all my friends could go there and bomb the fuck out of me. I know i have alot more friends on my list soo come on peeps bomb me plz..!! Ends tomorrow at 1pm eastern time.. no rules just bomb away!!!

Vampire
A vampire's life cold and dark. A vampire's life a lonely existance. My life is a hollow grave dead ground. The moon kisses while the sun stings and burns. A vampire's life is dark and dence never dying but never seeing. We are feared but then what do we fear? We have everything but it turns out we have nothing. They want to be us, but in a vampire's life they want death In the park, atop the slide is when i looked about no one was there i was alone down the street walking home no one was there i was alone everywhere i go, everything i see whenever i happen to look about no one is there except for me Ambiguous, mysterious, Unusual and beautiful, A contradicting entity, Will you be the end of me? Unsuspecting, resurrecting, Condescending and protecting Blue eyes shining cruel intending Will you be the end of me? Mesmerizing, hypnotizing, Tantalizing and incomplete Search always for the reverie Will you be the end

Anyone That Has Lost Someone
here goes my first blog... I am sorry to say that most of you will probably not like it.. This is like the story of my life.. I was 17 years old and lost my best friend in a car accident. he died instantly upon impact. I thought it was a bad dream happening so i strugged it off. he has now been gone for 10 years past november. the night that it happened i remember it all clearly. we were at a school dance and he had the dj play the last dance by garth brooks and got in the middle of the dance floor and asked me to marry him.. wow i was shocked to say the least. we had been friends for life and dating for the last 4 years. he was the love of my life and my best friend. i never knew i could love someone so much. we had the greatest times together. well he graduated the year before me and went to college never a weekend past he didnt come home. he was always at my mom and dads working on something with my brothers or my father. but i always got calls everyday and seen him on the weekends

Remember This At Christmas Time
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring, therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. Happy Holidays

Like Seeing Red & Turning Green, Painted Gray, But Blacker
What if nothing ever seemed to phase me? What if I dreamed up I was untouchable? What if I just completely bypassed crazy, And started smashing through all these rubber walls? It could be that I'm coming unhinged, Could be I was never hinged to begin with. Maybe I have demons by the hundreds In my skull, mutiplying by the minute. It's always 4:20 somewhere on Earth, And happy hour's only one drink away, Every day, any time. For what it's worth, It's hard to live life this way; But living the straight life's worse. What if it's never as bad as I claim? Maybe my empty mug is filled to the brim, Filled with all the poisons that drive me sane; Daily doses of black market medicine. It could be that I'm imagining things, Could be my imagination's running scared, Terrified by random, rambling rantings I recite in my sleep while dreaming nightmares. I'm completely off-schedule with my meds; Got a mind to repair, but there's time to spare. I'm too busy taking ti

I Am.... Who I Am
I am Jim. I am addicted to sex lol. I am blessed with a great family and friends. I love girls. I can't imagine my life without beer jk. I would do anything for anyone I care for. I adore I have no idea. I want to pursue what goals I have. I love sex. I am hard on myself at times. I could live at the end of space and still make the best of it I think . I love to watch anything good on the boob tube It's joke watch the move Click! I change my mind more than I change a TV channel. I love to be me. I tend to let the ones I really love go. I have a love for hell I don't know video games. I love Sexy Lexi? hehe :P I am whatever I want to be. I like to take nice showers with that special sweetheart. I know there is life all around us. I have wanted to runaway to a far away place... called where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. I have a bright future ahead. Because the future is whatever you make of it. I love to take time out for friends and just enjoy life.

Harassment (posted By Ninjasabby)
ha·rass /həˈr¿s, ˈh¿rəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[huh-ras, har-uhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –verb (used with object) 1. to disturb persistently; torment, as with troubles or cares; bother continually; pester; persecute. 2. to trouble by repeated attacks, incursions, etc., as in war or hostilities; harry; raid. [Origin: 1610–20; < F, MF harasser to harry, harass, v. der. of harace, harache (in phrase courre a la harace pursue) = hare cry used to urge dogs on (< Frankish *hara here, from this side; cf. OHG hera, MD hare) + -asse aug. or pejorative suffix < L -âcea] —Related forms ha·rass·a·ble, adjective ha·rass·er, noun ha·rass·ing·ly, adverb ha·rass·ment, noun —Synonyms 1. badger, vex, plague, hector torture. See /ˈh¿rəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[har-uhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, with stress on the first syllable. A newer pronunciation, /həˈr¿s/[huh-ra

Two Hearts In Love
Two Hearts In Love Two hearts in love they search no more. They found in each other, what they are looking for. Their minds & hearts & souls soar. Caressing one another, they begin to explore. In their own little world & out of sight. Making love at the moment when it feels so right. Each one following the others lead. Full filling together their desiring need. In a fury the passion ignites & unfolds. The sparks & fireworks begin to explode. The most exhilarating feeling you'll ever feel. Being with someone who shares the same feelings so real. Dedicated to my dreamer...

Friends Vs Biker Friends
FRIENDS VS. BIKER FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIEND

A Man Can't Win
This for my friend: Nik who seems to think that Women arent good for any thing but this is what you say happens: A Man Can't Win Submitted by: Chuckie If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.. If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you are a wimp. If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.

A Story
As i sat at the chair, wondering where my bra had gone and why it was so cold, i felt a hand touch my shoulder. I turned around an "agh jenn why are you touching me wtf?" ha! this is illysia meep!. Rich will get this. lol

Fill My Prescription In 10 Minutes?
....You come to my counter... I am on the phone with a drunk individual who wants the phone number to the grocery store down the road. After I instruct the drunk him/her (can't tell) the vitures of 411, you proclaim your doctor was to phone in a prescription for you to me. Your provider hasn't yet; however, you are unwilling to wait. Being me (helpful all the time), I call your doctors office to be put on hold ... for ~5 minutes. I'm then informed, by the receptionist that your Rx was actually called into another pharmacy across town. When I phone the pharmacy, to obtain your Rx, I am put on hold again before speaking to a clerk who realizes I need to speak to the pharmacist, put on hold again. Three minutes later, I speak to the pharmacist and transfer your Rx to me. My 2nd phone line begins to ring... and my third line begins to ring because the 2nd line was on hold the whole time. I return to the counter, where you are glaring at me while you fumble with your keys constantly, as if

Bored
Ok so night after night I sit here bored. I really need to find something to do at night. Maybe tomorrow afternoon I will take some salute pics. Well if I can get them to come out. Me + taking own pics = very bad pics! So we'll see what happens. So if you have any ideas how I can entertain myself while sitting at the computer let me know!! Anything has to be better then sitting here staring at the screen!

Treat Me Well; You Will Be In My Life Forever
Hmmmm. Well, first off, some of you think I am beautiful and I thank you for that--there are so many truly beautiful women in this world, I do not compare. Until only months ago, did I ever do this myspace thing, I never realized the possibilities of people in this world liking me for who I am, and not something I have that's desirable. I've always considered myself unpretty, and very unphotogenic. For some reason, one of the most perfect men on this Earth ran into me when I was 21 and actually saw something in me and liked me. I've been married now for 13 years. Even though I had prepared myself in life, with 3 degrees, to be independent and confident; I am a pharmacist, and damn good at it. I am slightly burned out from the partying of age 17-21, and the 100 rock concerts I graced myself with right off the soundboards, the latter still for some reason magnetizes me for more. I am drawn, it will not go away. But, I also am drawn in another way as well. My friends tend to be guy

Word Is Back
I called my son tonight and he was briefly there long enough to say Micah is in the hospital and they did surgery this morning and test came back its a tumer .He is in the hospital now not sure how long they wanna make sure it wont spread

Sexy Pics And Comments!
I love the fact that alot of you here put these sex ass pics in your profile and even make them private, but still allow people to view them. THEN, when someone like myself comes in and rates them first(usually before I even view them), then makes a comment about them (usually not a very clean comment neither), and some of you get upset at the comment left for you. I have even been blocked from some fo the people I have viewed becuase I said how sexy or hott their pic was! SO WHY THE HELL ARE THEY THERE FOR ME TO VIEW THEM????!!!!! I don't understand this! Someone please help me out here!!

Question
I was thinking about this..... I think i need more female friends because if you look at the bulletins its always the woman who read them and repost them. I only post bulletins if I think its funny or cute or serious that i have something to say... I have only been in 2 contests and everytime I am in one nobody hardly reads my bulletins...i read the guys and the girls... and if one of the friends on my frineds list needs help i try to do it... Okay im done bitching but if your going to diable your bulletins tell me...so then i won't expect you to read them becasue i have been getting so disappointed lately and I can not handle much more disappointment in my life...

Really Random But Ever Heard Of Chastity Belts...
ok, so i have always been interested for a long time in chastity belts i know odd any one else on here thought of using them or playing with them, lol, i know i cant be the only one.... i hope post your thoughts and i will chime in!!

Care To Move?
This is my change of address notice: I have moved out from 1 Beggars Alley, located at 2 Poverty Lane at the corner of Bleak and Buster Circle. As of today, I have a brand new home!!! My new address is: Living Well on 3 Abundance Drive, located at the corner of Blessings Street and Prosperity Peak. No longer will I allow myself to travel on Begging Peter to pay off Paul route, located at a dead end Intersection called: I Don't Have. It connects with Borrowers Junction. I no longer hang out at Failure's Place, near Excuses Avenue, next to the Procrastination Point. I've moved on to an Upscale Community called Higher Heights with unlimited potential and opportunities for me to succeed. Look at me, each day that I'm awake, I am thankful to be a product of my new environment. All my clothes are tailor made. I'm dressed in life's finest. Let me introduce you to all of them: Conceive, Believe, Act on, Have Faith, Be Persistent, and Always be Prepared to Achieve. Life is good becau

Its That Time
well it is that time again for me to start cleanin..cleanin out my list that is ..sooooooo...FYI... if ya wanna stay friends lt me know if not then i am sorry but i have no choice but to remover you kinda getiin tired of the ones that send ya add requests then never talk why fill a spot that someone else can have ya know i have already started removeing some so let me know asap if ya wanna stay if ya jut so happen to be removed but wanna stay either write me or sumthing and i will add you back IF ya wanna talk this time around..soooo until then hope everyone has a merry christmas and happy new year much love...kristie

A Red Rose
A RED ROSE Out of darkness there is light Out of darkness colors burn bright Out of ashes new life grows Beyond the stormy landscape burried a time in ice and snow Out of darkness a red rose grows... 8.11.06 James C. Leveroni

Relationships
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen. ~Author Unknown A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left! Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away. I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special...Steel Magnolias Sometimes I feel there is a Hole inside of me, an emptiness that in times seems to burn, I think if you lifted my heart to your ear you could probably hear the ocean. In the moon tonight there is a circle around it, a sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole of not going to sleep each night wanting. But still, sometimes when the wind is warm, or the crickets sing, I dream of a love that even time will lie down and stand still for. I just want someone to love me, I just want to be seen. I dont know maybe I have had my happiness, I dont want to believe it but there is no man....... Only That Moon!!!!

To My Friend Hushy
LOVE AND ROSES THOSE ROSES WHERE SO BEAUTIFUL THEY WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME I HAVE NOW PLACED THE PETAL IN PAGES ONE,TWO AND THREE ROSES LOVINGLY SEND TO ME BLOOM IN WHITE, PINK AND RED ENCLOSED IN MY POETRY BOOK ON THE TABL BESIDE MY BED THEY ALL STAY FRESH IN MY MIND LOVE AND ROSES I CONNECT THE TWO PLACE BENEATH THE ROSE PETALS ARE THE MESSAGES WRITTEN BY YOU ALL HAVE SOME LOVING MESSAGES I REMEMBER THE FIRST WHITE ROSES ATTACHED TO THEN WERE THE WORDS THANKS FORTHE WONDERFUL NIGHT THE PINK ONE IN MY SECOND PAGE PRETTY,DELICATE AND SO FRAGILE YOU SAYING THEY REMIND YOU OF ME YOU DREW ONTO THE MESSAGE A SMILE THE CAME THE ROMATIC RED ROSES TWO HEARTS ON THE MESSAGE IN RED THE HEARTS AND RIBBON, THE LOVE OF TWO TWO ROSES, TWO HEARTS WE THREAD

Hey All!
Ok got a couple things straight in the head portion and I just could not stay away from all the people that I have met here! You all have been so wonderful to me and I love you all to death! Your the best people that I know! Much Love Darla

Club Ilusia & The Salvation Army To Help The Less Fortunate!!!
We at Club Ilusia in partnership with The Salvation Army have banned together to help the less fortunate this year. Any help you can give to this cause would be greatly appreciated. And remember KARMA is a bitch. Click the banner below to give till it hurts. Someone some where will thank you for all you do. center>

Week At The Gym: One Womans Story
This is some funny shit. . WEEK AT THE GYM: ONE WOMANS STORY Dear Diary. . For my 50th birthday this year, my husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college tennis team 30 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Joe, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My husband seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. . MONDAY Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Joe waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Joe gave me a tour and showed me the machines. He

A Soldier Coming Home
Some people keep asking me what I would like for Christmas. I do not make it a practice in making out Christmas lists for myself; never have & probably never will. I enjoy giving out Christmas gifts and love the surprises of receiving gifts... That being said, I was looking for a Christmas song that seems to be encouraging and stumbled across this song. Funny (not funny ha ha, but funny peculiar). My Christmas gift from my Daddy when he was in VietNam was a music box that I still treasure to this day although it has been banged up in moves during the last 40 years. What a perfect song in light of the plights in Iraq. We would all love to see the soldiers home for Christmas; however, understand that there may still be some needs for them being in Iraq. Not all of them will be home in time for Christmas, but it is indeed a wonderful thought.... Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com PS. I have also created a Mumm entitled, A Soldier Coming Home, today (Friday, 12/8th

To All Those That Were Born At Least 30 Years Ago
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for Diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop wi

Update On Pics
Ok, I have good news and bad news....I took many new pics, but the bad news is that I couldn't upload them because dad-in-law is an ass and locked the computer room so I couldn't get on the net. SO, I'm visiting my mom right now, and HOPEFULLY I will have new pics for everybody by Monday...

Good Poem
Somewhere In The Night by Marilyn Somewhere in the night a child cries, A woman weeps and someone dies. Somewhere in the night, humanity hides. Somewhere in the night , a soul screams, As people fade and die, lost in dreams. Somewhere in the night, reality lives. Somewhere in the night loneliness dwells, As people die, no sounding bells. Somewhere in the night, she dies alone. Somewhere in the night ... Where is the light?

Racism
I just read a bulletin where this guy called this girl a nigger lover. What the hell is with all the racism in this day in age. Blacks hatting whites, whites hatting blacks, and mexicans and what not. I am scared to raise my children in this world because I think that no matter what color your skin is you are human and deserve to be treated equally because no race is better then the other and its wrong for a person to think that they are better then another when they arent. God created us all to be equal and we should love thy brother and nobody does that anymore the hate and put others down I just dont understand it. The color of your skin should not be a reason for you to be judge.

The Elfshadow Series Written By Me
It has been a long hard ride and dusk was approaching. Larowin needed to rest for the night and get something to eat. It was too far to the next town for her horse to travel, she had to stop and make camp. She pulled her horse to a stop next to a stream, deep in the Black Forest. She needed to start hunting before it got dark. While searching out her prey, she wondered why the called it the Black Forest. Nothing here was black except after dark of course. She spotted a rabbit and reached for her bow, Dinner at last she thought. She went back to where she left her horse and made a clearing, she searched for some sticks to roast the rabbit that she shot. These should do she thought, finding the perfect sticks. It was almost dark now and she went to clean the rabbit, suddenly she heard a snap of a twig. She looked around and saw nothing and decided it was her horse. She finished cleaning the rabbit and just in time, she would starve if she had to wait any longer. She went to the clearin

Cherrytap Gifts
I love the presents on Cherry. They are one of the reasons I got so many of my friends to join. I also think it's super cool that they change and add them all the time. I noticed today they added christmas ones. AND a new V.I.C. present!! I used to be a very large fan of the diamond ring. Now they have diamond earrings!! That is super freaking fun :) I soooo wish I could buy myself presents. I know that's selfish but its like shopping! Have a great day Cherries!

Just More Ranting
Another day and there is still hell being dealt in the city where I live. How did it come down to this where it isn't safe to walk the streets in the daytime? Am I losing it or what? Children can't go out and play anymore, unless they want to risk getting shot. We have to increase the peace but how? Seems that almost every young person wants to be involved in selling drugs or have some kind of dealings with gangs knowing that it could lead to death. Do our children care so little for life that they don't want to live anymore? Someone please tell me. I haven't a clue! Courtesy of MsTags.com

I Will Survive!!!!
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell

The Dash
THANK YOU FIREMAN FOR THIS~AND IT WAS READ AT THE SERVICE. I READ OF A MAN WHO STOOD TO SPEAK AT THE FUNERAL OF A FRIEND HE REFERRED TO THE DATES ON HIS FRIENDS TOMBSTONE FROM THE BEGINNING….TO THE END HE NOTED THAT FIRST CAME THE DATE OF BIRTH AND SPOKE THE FOLLOWING DATE WITH TEARS, BUT SAID WHAT MATTERED MOST OF ALL WAS THE “DASH” BETWEEN THOSE YEARS. FOR THE DASH REPRESENTS ALL THE TIME THAT HIS FRIEND SPENT ALIVE ON EARTH…. AND NOW ONLY THOSE WHO LOVED HIS FRIEND KNOW WHAT THAT LITTLE “LINE” IS WORTH. FOR IT MATTERS NOT HOW MUCH WE OWN; THE CARS, THE HOUSE, THE CASH, WHAT MATTERS IS HOW WE LIVE AND LOVE AND HOW WE SPEND OUR “DASH”. SO THINK ABOUT THIS LONG AND HARD…. ARE THERE THINGS YOU’D LIKE TO CHANGE? FOR YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT, THAT CAN STILL BE REARRANGED. IF WE COULD JUST SLOW DOWN ENOUGH TO CONSIDER WHAT’S TRUE AND REAL, AND ALWAYS TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. AND BE LESS QUICK TO ANGER, AND SHOW APPR

Sorry Folks!
Back in October, I left to spend most of my fall season outdoors, in the woods, in the nature. I don't know if anyone ever tried that before. So I disabled comments because: 1.) I wouldn't have been around to read them, they all delete themselves when they pile up, the bottom ones are erased, I wish I could save those, but this aint no myspace! 2.) I prefer private messages(PMs) instead of public display of communication. How many of you have better conversations with your friend while shouting down the street so that the world can hear every piece of dialogue? Does it intensify per topic? So I also disabled the SHOUTBOX, because that "THING" is the most faulty piece of crap on this entire site as mentioned in the other blog here, it messes up my brower(s) (yes more than one) and my whole new computer too doesn't like it when a whole screen goes blank, while using other sites. CONCLUSION: I fixed the comments, now you may comment if you must. But I wont howeve

Hmmmm
why are some people so mean...like your with someone for the past 6 months... you put everything you have to give into this person and this relationship... heart body and soul... and just one day out of now where.. this person tells you ... im never gonna love you as much as i still love my ex .. and im leaving you and going back to him... yet he beats on her and drinks and does drugs... i guess some people just need to live that kind of life..

Operation Save An Angel
PUSH ME TO WIN..... YOUR COMMENTS (MORE THAN ONE IS ALLOWED) AND YOUR RATES ARE NEEDED. SEEMS I HAVE A CLOSE RUN HERE WITH ANOTHER CONTESTANT. SO PLEASE STOP BY EVERY SO OFTEN AND BOMB THIS PIC LIKE HELL. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT NO FAVOR IS LEFT BEHIND. I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR WHEN ASKED TO. CLICK ME!!

Please ;)
I've wanted an open bottom girdle for so long and I've found one on ebay that I'm in love with for just $24.95 that is in my size! Maybe someone would want to get me an early Christmas present? ;) Please

What A F-------------- Day
Well what a day, I woke up this afternoon, feeling better then I have the last few days then my crankiness and my brother crankinesss got the best of us and we had a big fight, I am at the libary now. He dont want me back the place, so I dont know what I am doing or where I am going. if I am not around for awhile you know why.

I Just Don't Get It
So my ex has told me that he doesn't have any feelings for me lately and that he isn't in love with me anymore...so i've been just letting things go and i haven't done anything like give him hugs or kisses or anything of the sort...i did that all day yesterday and then when we go to bed last nite he is all cuddly and lovey dovey with me and wanting give me a massage and shit then today i asked him about it all n he's like well my feelings haven't changed at all so then i told him that's fine then i'm not trying anymore with him....then he comes home from work today and he comes up to me n give mes a hug and a kiss and asks me to lay down n watch a movie with him n he's all poking me n joking with me n stuff then he leaves to go to a work meeting and he gives me a kiss n hug and since he's left in 25 mins he's called me twice for stupid shit.....i just don't freaking understand it at all

Most Functional English Word
MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling ! shit, cat ch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shi

Marriage
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Li

Lost
Walk in the rain no one notices the tears or the blood dripping from your wrist to them its nothing your just another being Kneel before me and say a secret prayer whisper the tear drops that fall from your face You curse these bloody hands the blood has dried It's your blood it's your time to cry You put me down you say its not so forget my cries its your time to go Kneel before me and say a secret prayer whisper the tear drops that fall from your face Dammed these bloody hands forget what must be let me fall away from Kneel before me dear child and say a secret prayer whisper the tear drops that fall from your face whisper the angel thats fallen from grace

Memories
Meet Tina her age is twenty-two Screaming inside rebellious like you She dreams of lasting memories From the times she has known She remembers the good life When she always felt at home She remembers the good life When she never was alone Sobbing in silence How to forget all the pain? Sobbing in silence How to end all the strain? Meet Steven his age is thirty-five Lying awake wishing he would die He dreams of lasting memories From the times he has known He remembers the hard life When his father came home He remembers the hard life Being beaten alone Sobbing in silence How to numb all the pain? Sobbing in silence How to leave all the strain? Meet Carrie her age is fifty-three Standing so still staring at the street She dreams of lasting memories From the times she has known She remembers the red light When the car didn’t stop She remembers the red light When her daughter would drop Sobbing in silence How to force back the rain? Sobbing in sil

Against The Wall
Love gives way to passion Your back’s against the wall My hand is gliding up your thigh And in my eye’s you fall Sweet neck exposed By tilted head My tongue subdues your moan My hungry mouth exploring flesh I feel your body groan So lost in this erotic dance Such pleasure fuelled desire Each kiss Each touch Arousing more As body temps get higher Hot mouth’s roam over wanton skin Our souls are entered from within Two bodies locked in loves embrace Together in this fall from grace

This Sux
over 100 friends and only 3 or 4 even noticed it was my bday.... lol you all are terrible friends lol all late bday wishes better be sent with something special cuz after tonight im not gonna accept them without a special gift and i wont make it easy >:) but i still love you all *kisses* ;)

More To What Makes Me Happy....part 2!!
fridays when i get to see my man for that whole damn hour...the look on my kids faces when they wake up christmas morning and see all the presents under the tree from "santa"...getting my homework done in advance and not having to rush through it to get it done...fitting into those jeans that i havent been able to do for awhile (and now i can!!)...going to the store and finding something i have wanted for awhile and see that it is on sale (big time on sale too!)...a man telling me that they like something else about me other than my eyes or my smile...waking up in the arms of my man...listening to my man snore knowing that im secure...smoking a cig and being able to enjoy all of it without it just sitting there in the ashtray...finally finding my balls and being able to say what i feel....loving a man and not caring what anyone else thinks...answering my phone and hearing " you have a collect call from michael"...not having a negative balance in my bank account...smiling just becuz and

Touching...
but this little story kinda touched me and it's definitely fitting for Christmas time :) I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadl

Keep Your Dogs Safe Around Christmas Time :-)
"The holiday season introduces our pets to a great deal of chaos, at least from their perspective," said Liam Crowe, master dog therapist and COO of Bark Busters USA. "Unfortunately for dogs, the festivities of the season introduce a host of new stimuli -- sights, sounds, and smells -- that can disrupt their routines and present potentially dangerous circumstances. However, following a few tips can make the holiday season a bright one for everyone -- including the family dog." 1. A tired dog is a good dog. Before guests arrive for holiday festivities, walk your dog or play fetch to help your pup relieve excess energy. A one or two mile walk or 30 minutes of playing fetch will generally result in your dog taking a nap, just as guests arrive. 2. Prevent holiday decoration disasters. When decorating your Christmas tree, consider anchoring it to the ceiling or wall to prevent the tree from tipping. It is also wise to hang non-breakable ornaments near the bottom of the tree. This will

More Friggin Poetry...
The Beast Heaven does not answer the door Bleeding out from the inside knuckles worn down to the bone bleed raw... Mercy does not come to the window to hear the desperate plea for peace Embrace the burning pain inside Engage in battle with the beast... 12.8.06 James C. Leveroni

Inside The Room Of Your Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to. You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there. For you, falling in love is all about the adventure and uncertainty. You can only fall in love with someone who keeps you guessing. Inside the Room of Your Soul

........
what a great day of doing nothing..ha. I'm going to be spending a lot more time on this computer, at least for the weekend.. My license was just taken away yesterday for driving under a suspended license....arrrg. I really got off easy though...must be because I'm so damn charming ;) ooh and I think this CherryTap thing will help me break my myspace addiction......wheew. well im going to enjoy my beer and watch a movie. nighty night!

The Week In Gator's Standup Career
This week is somewhat chaotic and stressful. It was finals week at Nicholls State and I, needing only one class to graduate and thus only taking one class, took my final on Wednesday. I spent most of Monday and practiacally all day Tuesday studying for the final. Practically meaning that I took a 2-1/2 hour study break. I also spent most of my time before the exam on Wednesday studying. You may be asking yourself "what did this fucker do on his study break?" I'll tell you what I did. I relieved a lot of stress and anxiety by doing what comics do, I went on stage and did my set. I went to Phil Brady's and did my gig there. I was the first one on since I had a final the next day that I had to study for. I nailed the performance and then got off stage hugged necks and shook hands. I then went back to ampus to study then went home. The next day I got on campus 2 hours before the final and studied until it was time to start walking to the classroom. Once in the classroom, I studied until I

Sometimes My Job Is To Sad!!
For those of you that know me I work with Adults with developmental disbilities. I love my job very much and develop strong relationships with our consumers. for the last two weeks we sent this one lady home twice for being sick the day after she was sent back to us in no better condition. Her sisters said she was putting on a show nothing was wrong with her. She came in two days ago and started complaining of not being able to breathe. (keep in mind she is in a wheel chair) We had to call the ambulance to come and check her oxygen levels and so on. She was transported to the hospital where she was diagnosed with pneumonia. Infection so bad in here lungs tubes couldn't be placed. Now she is on life support can't breath on her own. her lungs have collapsed twice. And infection in her lungs in severe they take so much out and it's still just full. They tried to take her slowly off the life support today but she couldn't handle it. Her family called today and said if we wanted to see h

Continuation Of Smoking Ban...
Part of the smoking ban in ohio will fine the person caught smoking in their own car for every non-smoker in the car when they get pulled over! Now this part is completely retarded! This is basically giving the police a "blank check" to pull over anyone they want for nothing more than to see if anyone in the car is smoking! This isn't the only bad part, they want it furthered to include your house as well!

I Need To Be Asleep An Hour Ago.
Mekaela and I made carrot cake instead of playing Scrabble tonight. The frosting is runny again. I really need to use more powdered sugar when in doubt. I had A Weird Day yesterday. I got beat up and molested by the girl who works at the main office. I scared customers by speaking Bad Salesperson Babble with one of my associates. I got to see a guy who works next door at Vans ride a unicycle around the mall. The day went by pretty quickly. I am quite tired and do not know why. I only had to work four hours today [and really should have worked three, fucking great]. My apartment is looking more like a home. That's nice at least...

Needing To Vent.....
So here i am , I am never one to rant or vent i am pretty good at keeping everything in because well i really have no one i can talk to or vent to. Going to the base tharipist doesn't help and i don't feel like getting lectured for my feelings. I am tired and i am restless, i miss my family and i miss my friends, I am far away from what i know and all i can think about is a nice warm bed with my wife. Tomorrow is my mother in laws birthday and i am going to miss it, Just like how i celibrated my birthday alone and away from those i care about so much. Not that i complain about the army i mean its been my life. Ever since i was old enough to know how to strap my own boot laces i wanted to be a soldier and then Jrotc and Rotc and then Finally Reserves and everything made me pretty happy but then all this shit. It feels like forever since i have been home and i miss all those i care about so badly. Even my brothers i miss , we've drifted away so much they have girlfriends a

Sweet Dreams!
I'm going back to bed. I slept most of the night already, but I don't feel good. This cold and snow are knocking me on my ass. I didn't sleep well this past week...so I'm just catching up on it now, I guess. Sweet Dreams when You get there! Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Nothing Really
i just wanted to say that i find it intresting that ppl would actually rate u or a photo a one. wtf?? if u do that dont fucking bother. not that its a big deal, but it seems that most ppl on here are cool but i guess theres always those other ppl

Funny..
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?" The fellow said "No" She said "You will be when the tide comes in"

"dear Santa" From Barbie And Ken
Dear Santa, Listen, you troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list, Santa: 1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt? 2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite! 3. A REAL man...maybe GI Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me Elmo over t

300 Page Views
300 page views while i slept last night, all boys, not a single girl not on my friends list.. I even got a "HEY SEXY I WANNA SUCK" it ends there... post one crossdressed pic for a friend and it all goes to hell. Boys are icky...

Hi
Goodmorning every one sorry i have not sent a blog for a while i have been sick.Hope u all have been doing good.It is a beautiful day today sun is out.Hope u are all ready for Christmas. Shoping is so fun this time of the year lolol. I have missed u all a lot and what to say i love all my friends on here.Hugs and kisses to u all. commentshack.com /commenthound.com">commenthound.com

Understanding Dead Roses
You'll put on weight, take it off, cry at advertisements for bathroom accessories, drink too much, let pot-plants die, shout at relatives....and forget to pay the rent. But remember that people who have never had a broken heart will never understand dead roses, Tolstoy, airport lounges, Albinoni's Adagio in G minor, neat brandy, the moon, the drizzle.

My Uncles House Caught Fire
Yesterday night my uncles house caught fire.. We thought at first it was because of the fire he had in the fire place but it wasn't that.. there was an electical fire.. My sister took some pictures... And I will post them at the end.. But my uncle is staying with us for awhile so I don't know how much time I will get to spend on my computer.. Seeing how both of us is going to be using it now.. the fire mostly just stayed in the living room but there is alot of damage!!!

Whose That Girl???
WHOSE THAT GIRL? I AM that girl who you will always see wearing a genuine smile I AM that girl that to get close to it really takes a while I AM that girl that you will love to for hours on end to sit and talk I AM that girl who for a friend that extra mile I’ll walk. I AM that girl who needs no other but wants what her heart desires I AM that girl who can’t stand one uppers, egotistical minds much less a liar I AM that girl that’s always a lady but definitely a kid at heart I AM that girl who is never waiting if you can’t keep up or take part. I AM that girl that adores who and appreciates what she has in life I AM that girl who someday would love to have Mr. Right and be his wife I AM that girl who if not at first you captivate me surely can be hard to impress I AM that girl whose heart just can not and will not settle for less. I AM that girl who can tell an easy guy because it’s not enticing to move along I AM that girl who isn’t perfect and indeed has done th

Bratty Is Thinking Again - Oh No!
So I've been busy busting my ass sending out comments to everyone on my friends list. I know I haven't gotten to everyone just yet..I'm still working on that. I have a slow computer. Anyhow....I've sent maybe 150 comments or so already...A lot of the people from that 150 have come and looked at my page...Maybe 10 or so of them have actually returned the comment. What the hell is up with that!??! If you're going to take the time to check my page out after I've left you a comment or a rating or whatever it is I've done....Take 2 extra seconds to leave a comment. I dont care if it is just "hey bitch" "you're a fatass", or a nice pretty graphic. I don't really care... /end rant

Family
i havent spoken to my uncle in damn near 10 years since i was a child. i had nothing to say anything my father and my uncle had a blow out though i think my father was justified i didnt have a choice in the break off there so last night news got back to me that my uncle has cancer and has to go get a bone marow transplant soon, but even with that things arent looking good. so i went through a lot of people to track down his number and i call, he answered his phone and im like hi how are you? he started talking to me and mid conversation he stops and hes like who is this i told him and he yells dumb little bitch and slams down the phone, only thing i could think to do is cry. i dont understand, before the big fight i was like his own little girl. all i wanted to do is make peace for something i really had nothing to do with in the first place. i just needed to rant because i just dont understand

I Hate You!!!!!
I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU. I HATE HOW YOU LOOK. I HATE HOW YOU TALK. I HATE HOW YOU SMILE. I HATE HOW YOU WALK. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME. I DESPISE YOU. YOU MAKE ME SICK. I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT IT IS ALL I THINK ABOUT. HATRED. I HATE HOW THAT WHEN ANYTHING GOOD HAPPENS TO ME, YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE TO SCREW IT UP. I HATE HOW WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, YOU JUST FALL DOWN. YOU ARE WEAK. YOU ARE A DISGRACE. AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS, I WISH YOU WERE DEAD. WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!? But the mirror never answers me.

Birthday Announcement
BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENT Can you believe it? Monica Lewinsky has just turned 31 this week. It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees. They grow up so fast.

New Contest Prizes
SINCE THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY COMMENTS AND RATINGS ON THE PICS IN MY CONTEST I HAVE NEW PRIZES. 1ST PLACE $20,000 IN CHERRY TAP GIFTS 2ND PLACE $10,000 IN CHERRY TAP GIFTS 3RD PLACE $5,000 IN CHERRY TAP GIFTS 4TH PLACE $2,000 IN CHERRY TAP GIFTS 5TH PLACE $1,000 IN CHERRY TAP GIFTS GOOD LUCK TO THOSE ENTERED IN THE CONTEST AND TO EVERYBODY THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP AND SUPPORT.

Orange
What Color Is Your Aura? Your aura shines Orange!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code PS. Thanks, Lady J for the idea! Just wish orange wasn't one of my least fav colors...and, me, depressed? I don't think so!

My Annie Is Gone
Last night a freak accident a 1 in a million shot a little plastic bowl with water in in got knocked off a low table by one of the other dogs and hit my little Annie in the head she twitched a little and was gone. rushed her to the clinic but she couldnt be revived. My Little angel my light my little girlie is gone from this world a light has dimmed and she was unlike any animal I ever owned she was love itself just wanted to love us and all she came in contact with .she was sweetness.kisses for daddy and love on me play with me and just to be with me she could be content just to be with her daddy all day and night.I amat a lose. She was born with 3 strikes against her born with a serious cleft pallet that went up her nose and mouth took 3 surguries to fix she had a wonky nose but against all odds she lived now to just be taken away from my life it will never be the same she was sososososososos special if you never met her you cant understand but if you did you know how different and

Hello Mommy
Top Comment Graphics Myspace Code Generators Layouts Hello Mommy, It's Me Your Sweet Little Angel Growing Inside Of You. I Know You Can't Hear Me With Your Ears Mommy So I Thought I Would Talk To Your Heart Today. You Know Mom I Have Felt The Sadness In Your Heart And I Have Felt The Tears You Cry. Why Are You So Sad Mommy? Please Tell Me Why. I Hear You And Daddy Fight And It Hurts Me To Hear You Cry Mommy Where Is The Love You And Daddy Are Suppose To Have? You Have Me Mommy Growing Inside Of You But Yet You Are Not Happy Mommy Who Are You Calling? I Hear Your Voice Even Though I Don't Understand Your Words. You Heart Is Breaking I See From Within Mommy Where Are We Going? Are We Taking A Trip? Will It Make You Happy Like You Use To Be? I Love You Mommy So Very Much Did You Feel That Mommy That Was My Kick Of Love I Only Have A Few Ways To Prove It To You Right Now But Someday Soon Mommy You Will See And I Know Mommy You Will Be So Very Proud Of Me. Momm

Son Arrested Forplaying With Chistmas Gift
COLUMBIA,S.C.-----A fed-up mother had her 12-year-old son arrested for allegedly rummaging through his great-grandmother's things and playing with his Christmas present early. The mother called police Sunday after learning her son had disobeyed orders and repeatedly taken a Game Boy from its hiding place at his grandmother's house next door and played with it. He was arrested on petty larceny charges, taken to the local police station in handcuffs and held until his mother picked him up after church. "My grandmother went out of her way to layaway a toy and paid on this thing for months," said the boys mother, Brandi Ervin. "It was only to teach my son a lesson. He's been going through life doing this...and getting away with it."

Grow Up!
So lets see new with me, old man has tried having me trown in jail for paying my car payment. One of these days soon im gona lose it. i already flipped out on him the other day when he disiplined our girl lil to extreme soo i went after him, kinda funny he didnt call the cops on me then. So i havnt asked the fucker for a dime, and he is on the phone every dam day doing shit to make my life more miserable. he canceled my cccs so i have to come up with money to pay that so it does cancel completly, and that isnt even half the shit he has been doin. Let's see, i finally decided to try and trade in my van for a cheaper car, and for once in my life i was denied, i even had to ask for help for my mom to co-sign but that wasnt even good enough (I have never had to ask my family for anything extreme like that) cause MY FUCKIN KIA doesnt have enough trade value, for me to get out of it, never agian will i be cheap and by the cheapest mini van agian, WELLL NEVER A KIA AGIAN!. So the time is co

Nurse Bondage - Yummy
I have to tell you a story of what happened to me about three nights ago, an event that will change my life forever. First of all, I'm 26, 5'2, blond, and good looking. My measurements are 36-23-35, and I workout everyday to keep my figure. Men have always told me how much they like my body, and I have no trouble attracting them. I love sex, and love to have it frequently. In high school, I fucked about half my class, and dozens of others in other grades, and a couple of teachers too. After high school, I went to college and got my degree in nursing. It was a lot of work, but it paid off and I did well. I didn't have a lot of time for men then, and my sexual appetite reduced. I still love sex, but now I go for quality, not quantity. After collage, I worked as a nurse in a hospital for a while before landing my present job at a medical clinic. The hours are better, no late night duty, the work's not as heavy or demanding, and the pay is good. This is where I met Lee, the

Lingerie Contest
OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION.. I AM IN A SEXY LINGERIE CONTEST.....ITS ONLY BY RATES YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMMET SO IT WILL TAKE YOU 2 SECONDS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE AND I PROMISE NO MORE CONTESTS FOR AT LEAST A WEEK.... LOVE PERSHA I know i am a PITA= pain in the ass... just click the link below with my pic

Listen
HIGHER POWER I smile and kiss your cheek so soft and pale, You allow me knowing time is frail. YOu sit by my side as the roads winds and turns, Never leaving, never fading, always wanting to learn. You have a sense about you that I have searched for down deep, You have that one thing that I wish I could praise and keep. YOu are innocent in this life unjaded and pure, YOu are my morning kisses my very own cure. YOu have taken me to places I never thought I would be, YOu held me so tightly and loved me unendingly. You ave always been right by my side you never left, no, you never hide. Thank you for giving me the one thing I never could, YOu have always loved me even when I didnt think you would. I miss you when I am away, When I faulter and when I am weak, I need you so bad but my mouth does not speak. Thank you for loving me when I didn't know how, Thank you for carrying me when fear was so loud. When I hear the rain I feel your tears, In this vehicle of lif

A Survey--on My Looks
i would like all the ladies on my list and all their girl-friends to rate my pic....am i good looking ladies? yes>>>>>> no>>>>>> ....and also tell me (in comment box ) what you think of a 6'1" 255lb. man like myself? I am a big strong guy

The Daddy Poem
THE DADDY POEM Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching,

My Family Buried Me Today Doing Me A Favor And Starting A New Chapter In Sarais Life
So whose fucking business that i sleep with a women? Whose business is it that i am in love with a women does it really matter that i love her i want to be with her and that no not even though my grandma thinks its wrong does she know how Brandy makes me feel? Does any one know how Brandy makes me feel? the feeling of security knowing that no she will never break my ribs no she will not like my grandmother or others in my life take a whole paycheck and put it in the machine its nice to know that there is that kind of financial stability knowing that the biggest addiction is cigerettes and an occasioanl beer no one seems to understand that they think my whole blood is thicker then water shit the only thing i can think is my blood realitives blood with me has been a powder waiting to blow away in the wind and today a storm blew... My family buried me today maybe when they burried me they burried the little girl i never was and the adult i never will be

500 Bulletins-
500 Bulletins (to the theme of 500 Miles by the Proclaimers) When I wake up- well I know I'm gunna be I'm gunna be the first to wake up on CT when I go out yeah, I know I'm gunna be I'm gunna be taking pics with my cellphone for CT if i get drunk well I know I'm gunna be I'm gunna be the one who gets drunk lookin at pics of you and if I haver yeah I know Im gunna be , Im gunna be a haverin on CT But I would post 500 Bullies and I would post 500 more just to win the best contest by havin 1000 bulletins litterin your front door When Im working- yes I know Im gunna be -Im gunna be the one who's windowin CT And when the money- comes in for the work I don't do I swear I'll buy a ct tshirt just for you When I come home, oh I know Im gunna be Im gunna be loggin right back onto that CT and if I grow old- well I know Im gunna keep, I'm gunna be keepin that old pic up just of me And I would post 500 Bullies and I would post 500 more just to win

"taking Care Of Business"
In my line of work we get all kinds of callers. As with any type of call center, we get our share of pranksters and those just who get off on calling us. Just a moment (ATM... lol!) ago, a co-worker stated that if I get a call from a man, he is just taking care of business. I turned to her and asked her, "Which one?", to which she responded, "Which man or what type of business?" I told her, "Oh, no. I believe I know what type of business you are talking about!" As we talked further, we discovered that I got him first (but I wasn't buying his story), then they each got him as well. LOL... He had made his rounds and had more than one woman tonight and didn't even have to leave his chair. Dang! LOL... We certainly don't encourage those callers, but it did break up the gravity of the seriousness of the other callers we had had tonight -- so far (the night isn't over yet!)!!

In The Shower
looking at the mess that is my boyfriend i can't help but smile. he's been drinking for awhile cuz we threw a party. kinda had to. i mean it IS the osu/michigan game. kinda called for. he's sitting on the other side of the couch looking at me with "that" look. you know the one. where he's devouring you with just his eyes. i get wet just looking at him. i just met this guy. we have been talking on myspace for a bit and decided to meet in person. so we did and hit it off REAL good. he's young. 22 to my 28. but i don't particularly care about age. he kisses like a dream and is so compassionate. he stands 6'2 to my 5'9. and weighs 155 to my 198. when he touches me, my skin quivers in anticipation. i'm not one to let my heart fall so easily and it's surprising that it has. i've given myself completely and wholly to him. but oh the things he's never done before. he keeps looking at me and i at him. my friends are somewhere in the house getting it on. i can hear

Opinions
As I'm a government inspector on the Space Shuttle, my fellow inspectors and I tend to lose sight of how the public views the program. Voice or express your opinions...bad or good. P.S. Was that not a kick-ass launch of Discovery at night on the 9th?????

What A Night
Ok Ive got to share this one.. I went to my fisrt strip club and let me tell ya!!! I was impressed. My husband wanted to take me and I was scared afraid that Id be the only woman there or that I would feel uncomfortable let me tell that wasnt the story. Id made me horny as hell to see my hubby checking out the woman I thought Id get jealous but it turned me on to know what he was attracted to and to know we had the same likes and dislikes was kinda funny but yeah I was horny as hell so horny that the ride home I had to suck him and when we got home it was the best sex ever. I will be back gotta get him a lapdance next time LMAO How come you guys didnt share with me how exciting it can be and the sex afterwards DONT HOLD OUT ON ME TELL ME THESE THINGS hehe Please comment tell me about your experiences and what I should do next or any ideas tell me, tell me. I wanna know

A Hero Has Gone Home
My grandfather has gone home. At about 6:30 this morning Jesus opened his arms and welcomed my grandfather. He has fought so hard in life with so many trials that would have killed others, but made him stronger in a sense...He was well loved, cherished, and a great man. May his soul rest in loving peace.

San Diego Barbie's
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the San Diego, California area market: Chula Vista Barbie - This Spanish-speaking- only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a pickup truck loaded 10 feet high with mattresses. Green cards are not available for Chula Vista Barbie or Ken. National City Barbie - This Barbie now comes with a stroller and an infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus/trolley pass. Gangsta Ken and his 79 Caddy (with switches) were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant. Rancho Bernardo Barbie - This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with a Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately. Oceanside Barbie - This

When People Lie
I was recently fussed with over something i supposedly did. when i didnt instead of the person comeing to me and asking me if i did this they assumed i did. when i didnt. the persn should have gathered all of their facts before they got nasty with me. i am so glad some people have so little faith in the people they know backwards and forwards. I dont know why people believe everything someone from online tells them. especialy when they know the other peron so well that the lie is being told against. but thats life

Funny Blog
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting

Merry Chrismas To Me!
Well for those who don't know i am about to inform u or perhaps just catch you up a lil! a couple weeks ago i had to go to Arkansa to be with my BF beause his dad was in the hospital, the drs where only giving him maybe 72 hrs. we went up for two weeks and dad came home 3 days ago alive and well! do to the health condition of his father my BF decided he needed to be closer to his dad and asked me and my sons to go with him. ofcourse i said yes! we come back to florida to begin packing and save up some money when very good friends of Roys' (my bf) told us they just bought a tralior park and want him to come down and help run it, willing to buy us a home and even bring his dad down here and put him in the park so he is close but not to close. so instead of moving to Arkansa we will be moving to St.Petersburg prolly by the first of the year. there are some of u who know me and Roy pretty well and know what we are both comming out of. both comming out of relationsips that werent gr

Meaning Of Wicca
What Wicca Is Wicca is a Neo-Pagan religion with many traditions that date to pre-Christian (and prehistoric) Earth religions. It is based on a deep respect for nature and the certain knowledge that we do not have the right to exploit it for our own gain. Wiccans are deeply concerned with conservation and ecology, and as in all Neo-Pagan religions, Wiccans believe that both animate and inanimate objects possess a spirit which forms part of the Whole. Note that we do not use the term "spirit" in the Judeo-Christian sense of a "ghost," but rather that essence which every object possesses that links it to nature and makes it an inalienable part of the universe. Wicca is a celebration of the life-forces of nature as personified by the Goddess and her consort, the God. Wicca may includes the practice of magic which is defined as the process of causing change through the focusing of our natural powers. It is important to note that magic is natural. There is nothing supernatural about

16 Years
For 16 years you were here, Standing beside me all of this time. I could not see it was you, I could not feel you then, From the wall I built inside of me. Now you’ve opened up my eyes, You woke the love inside, behind the wall. You opened my eyes, Brought something back to life, something thought had long died, I hope it’s not too late, can we rejuvenate, this love once lost. I hope there’s still some time Can we start our life anew, Can I make right this mess, that’s become of us. I love you so much still, don’t want to let you go; don’t want to lose it all, all over again.

Some Help Needed .. If Possible
Since getting my new pc . I havnt been able to see the Vid's on here everyone has on their page .. I keep getting a message stating the following .. If someone can Help me . Id really appreciate it :) The message i get is ... No Suitable Plugins were found .. Unknown Plugin (Applications/x-mplayer2) .. What the hell is this . and how the heck do I get it lol thanks ahead of time for the help :) Hugs !!!!!!!!!!!

Probation
OK SOME OF YOU THINK THAT PROBATION IS BAD WELL IT IS BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT THE PERSON ON IT IS A BAD PERSON IM ON PROBATION CAUSE I GOT INTO A FIGHT TWICE WITH MY EXBOYFRIEND CAUSE HE SAID THAT HE WAS GOIN TO HURT MY KIDS AND SO THEY PUT ME ON PROBATION FOR IT CAUSE THEY SAID I HAD AN ANGER ISSUE SO YES I HAVE MAD MISTAKES AND EVERYONE HAS IN THERE LIVES BUT I AM NOT A BAD PERSON BUT IF YOU GUYS DONT SEE ME AROUND ITS CAUSE SOME PEOPLE WERE RUDE AND SAID ALOT OF HATRID THINGS TO ME ABOUT ME BEING ON PROBATION SO IM SORRY TO ALL OF YOU THAT WERE FRIENDS WITH ME AND NOW DONT WANT TO CAUSE YOU THINK THAT I AM BAD...................

Good Afternoon
A woman in her 30's was taking her mother, who was in her 50's to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, she and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor. While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing. When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued: Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate? Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or something? Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think? Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarrassed? Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I st

Soooo...
yup 4 months of being single paid off im finally in a relationship with someone who actaully shows me he wants to be with me n so on n its great! ♥ Babi B. oh n ive also been thinking of deletin my CherryTap im not sure but im thinkin bout it = Babi B.

Home Depot Scam, Please Read
Subject: Home Depot Scam- Please Read Subject: Home depot scam Thought you might share this with your friends. A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the

Review- Movie- Holiday
went and saw the movie holiday and it was great. guys, take your women to see it and score some major bonus points. it was funny and sad so bring tissues, youre going need them either way. its worth every penny!!!!

Canadians
Tell me what you think about Canada.I personally feel that Canada is one of the most beautiful counties in the world to visit or like me,to live there. Canada for me has as many pros as it does cons. Canada always cleans up after the messes of the world have been made.Canadians are very proud and will be the first to offer a helping hand and the last to leave in a crisis.Canadians will help you and not expect any great reward or recognition whatsoever.In many of the great wars Canada has sacreficed families to fight for freedom along side the USA and the British, standing shoulder to shoulder destroying the evils of the world. My fault is with the government itself and not so much with the country.It's people are great but like most counties the leaders are flawed to a fault.

"the Adventures Of Angry Bob"
Angry Bob was angry. Angry Bob looked out his window and saw two little girls in green dresses going door-to-door with boxes of cookies. "I can only assume those little girls are raising funds for their scouting organization," said Bob. "I will assist them by buying a box of cookies. Helping others will bring me happiness." Eager to perform his act of kindness, Bob threw open his front door and skipped merrily toward the little girls. "Oh, girls! Girls!" he shouted as he approached them from behind. Getting no response, he tapped one of them on the shoulder. And heard a man scream. And heard two loud pops. Falling, Bob saw the sign: "HELP AN ARMED, DEAF, EASILY-STARTLED, CROSS-DRESSING MIDGET GO TO SUMMER CAMP." Ignominously, Bob expired. The moral of this story: NEVER ASSUME.

Enjoy The Ride
ENJOY THE RIDE! Every evening I step through the door, And there she is in all her beauty, She stops and asks why I look at her the way I do, And all I can think is what is wrong with the world, Allowing someone like me to come home to her every Night. What do I see when I look at her, I see a beautiful women, a dream come true, That could choose from anyone, But for some reason she has chosen me. So each day I wait with baited breath, I wait for the day that the world awakins, When reality sets in and she will see, That she deserves so much better than me. And when that day comes the dream will end, Things will return to the way they were meant to be, She will move on to better things, And I will return once more to be alone. These thoughts rip at my soul, They tear me apart, So every day I force myself, To live for the happiness of the day, And enjoy the ride, For as long as it lasts………. by unknown

My Friend For Today
This great lady is in the santa mom contest... lets bomb her pic with comments.. each comment is a vote.. Plz help her she is about 2000 points away from being in first place.. with your help we can catch her up in no time :)

My Birtday Thingy
Your Birthdate: July 15 You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things. You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle. Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home. You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak. Your strength: Your intense optimism Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents Your power color: Jade Your power symbol: Flower Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Urgent Xmas Love Needed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO ALL MY FAMILY FRIENDS AND FANS OUT THERE,HI TO THOSE THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN BACK TO AS YET,BUT HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO GIVE ALL THE LOVE YOU COULD POSSIBLY MUSTER UP AND HELP THIS YEAR END ON A GOOD NOTE FOR ME JUST A QUICK REFRESHER OF WHO I AM................ I AM A 32 YEAR OLD WHEELCHAIR BOUND SPINA BIFIDA SUFFERER FROM MEDOWIE NEW SOUTH WALES AUSTRALIA,NEVER BEEN MARRIED NO REAL GIRLFRIEND TO SPEAK OF I FEEL ALL ALONE AND UPSET I REALLY NEED SOMEONE OUT THERE WILLING TO AND IS CAPABLE OF PUTTING AT LEAST SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER BACK INTO MY LIFE

People Keep Asking Me (mostly Men) Why Am I Still Single... Heres Why
i get close to 40 difrent messages, im's, and emails as well as comment on various sites asking why am i still single seeing how i left my last guy a long time ago.... heres why, i have only found one person so far in the last 11 years who has not been a drug adict, mental issues such as voices in the head, illegal driver with no insurance no liscence warrents, has their own job, not driving a stolen car, isnt an ex con, isnt an ex pimp, isnt abusive, isnt a liar, isnt a cheater, isnt an illegal imagrint, my mother acually likes with out her lil comments of yea hes great but..... i cant belive only one person so far in 11 yrs has their shit pulled togwther and i feel so horrible im in a frame of mind where i feel uneasy why? its been howlong since i have had a decent guy in my life even as a friend. yea theres eric whos a friend but even he has his issues of addiction, depression every other min, i want a man whos honest and true, one whos stable in life work and love, a

Thank You!
I just wanted to post a blog and say thank you to everyone who voted for me.. I am not going to say never but I am going to try and stay out of contest. Unless of course its a wet t-shirt contest...lol. I know people are getting frustrated with all the contests and honestly i joined because i thought it would be fun and I was kind of bored here and there taking study breaks. I do try to talk to everyone who talks to me so I hope no one thinks i am superficial trying to get votes or something. Some one once called me materialistic and it really hurt my feelings. Maybe I am in the fact that I like to shop but when you get down to it poeple need way more to me then things do. My parents raised me way better then that.. Anyways I am getting a little carried away. I just wanted to say thanks and since not many of you read my bulletins I thought I would post it here.. Have a great Sunday Love, Persha

Adventure
I went to SF last night. I had to drive about 45mph most of the way on the freeway because the visibility was so low. People drive like morons in the rain. People drive like morons in SF! Anyway, I think I looked rather good: Rather slinky: And just overall tasty: I just wish my date agreed. Oh, and there are two new naughtish pictures in the friends-only folder. Please remember that I'm not a porn star and not looking for disgusting comments. Thanks. I am now going to devour a whole carrot cake by myself.

About Me 3
You scored as Goddess. You are a goddess. Your constantly helping people with their problems, but you never take time for you. You should try to take some alone time. Take a trip far away, where noone knows you. It will be good for you, because you deserve a break.Goddess92%Vampyre83%Wolf75%Drow67%Elf67%Shadow Spirit42%Zombie42%Dragon33%Faerie17%Sorceress8%What ancient breed are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Holy Fucking Balls.
it's rediculous... i have been drinking since two o clock... apparently i can't deal with my life if not under the influence. o well... atarah = mobile. aim: strawberregashes cause i am a lamer. play with me?

Hey Yall I Won! I Hit The Yahoo Lottery! Yesss!!!!!!
Hey yall I won! I hit the YAHOO lottery! YESSS!!!!!! I received this e-mail this morning,. I had to laugh cause, Its from YAHOO. But can someone tell me why the contact person has an AOL/AIM e-mail address?They must think I'm a D@^^N FOOL! Congratulations! You won $800.000.00! Yahoo! Msn! Mail congratulates you! Messenger CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON $800.000.00! MOTTO: FIGHTING POVERTY AROUND THE WORLD Dear Sir/Madam, YAHOO LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION We happily announce to you the draw of the Yahoo Lottery Intl Inc programs held on the 28th of OCTOBER 2006 in London . Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: with Serial number drew the lucky numbers: 3 , which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category. You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLAR

Blah...
Ugh, what a crappy friggin weekend. Worked my ass off. People are such assholes this time of year. It's always been my policy to kill people with kindness because being crabby at work makes the day go slower. But today, I just couldn't do it. Thank god I'm home alone though. It's nice to sit here in a quiet house not listening to anything but the tap, tap, tap of the keyboard. How was everyone elses weekend?

A. A. A. D. D,
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decid

Christmas Card
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE EVERYONE FELT SHITTY EVEN THE MOUSE MOM AT THE WHOREHOUSE AND DAD SMOKING GRASS I HAD JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A NICE PIECE OF ASS WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER I SPRUNG FROM MY PIECE TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN I SAW A BIG DICK HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY LIKE A BAT OUTA HELL I KNEW IN A MOMENT HE HAD FELL HE FILLED OUR STOCKINGS WITH PREYZELS AND BEER AND HAD A BIG RUBBER DICKIE FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY WITH A THUNDEROUS FART THE SON OF A BITCH BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART HE SWORE AND CUSSED AS HE RODE OUTA SIGHT PISS ON YA'LL AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT I KNEW IN A MOMMENT IT MUST BE ST.NICK

A Little About Me... If You're Interested
Name : Katja Birthday : You could look it up hehe ... March 3rd Birthplace : beautiful town in Germany Eye Color : green Hair Color: dark blonde into light brown... depending on season Height : 5'8" and then some (grins) Right handed or left handed : Right handed, but am quite talented w/ my left ;) Your Heritage : German The shoes you wore today : sneakers and canvas shoes Your weakness : wear my heart on my sleeve Your fears : none really Your perfect pizza : hmm... have a few meatlovers and seafood pizzas are my fav Goal you would like to achieve this (well, for 2007) year : complete happiness Your most overused phrase on an instant messenger : haha Thoughts first waking up : coffee please!! Your best physical feature : smile Your bedtime : whenever Your most missed memory : oh my, that's too darn mushy at this point Favorite drink : Cappuccino, Coffee, Coca Cola, Peach Ice Tea ... depends on my mood Favorite fast food restaurant : none Single or group dates : bot

Cup Of Coffee
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, styrofoam, glass, crystal; some plain looking, some obviously expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... And then you began eyeing each other's cups. Now consider this: Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to

Holy Cow
Something is wrong. I am never an emotional person. Now for some reason everything is turning into a big deal for me. Damn....anymore seems the wind blowing can send me into a fit of crying for hours. A simple gesture will piss me off, a simpler "Hey, How are you" can cause me to break down and cry until I have the sniffles. Things that have never bothered me before are now turning me upside down. What in the hell is wrong with me? Why can't I be the non-feeling person I've been for the last 10 years of my life?

Two Poems For One Post
Sweet unbounded soul ache For but only ones sake Lost in thoughts of two as one Lost until eternities done Missing a word so inadequate The hole left behind I truly hate Lost in the one who made me anew Lost till I am there in our space with you Heart of Pain Selfish organ beats within Driving on pain of sin Flesh does crave the heated touch Left longing for one so much Fire of consumption eats away Blazing forth to make one pay A debt owed by letting in a soul Feel the pain of never being whole Lost in purgatory for time unknown Burn the impure human shown To be less than soul of light Founded of blemish and of blight Scream forth bitter agony Lost alone for all to see Tossed about in seas of confusion Looking for life’s ultimate illusion Peace found in arms and in the smile It is this that does the soul beguile What cruel joke does god dare play To leave one feeling in this way Curses and anger the stomping of pride And yet the cause bea

The Great Rite
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com As the stones show the lovers rune, Caress me underneath the Mother Moon. As the cards flip the Ace of Cups, Embrace me till our love erupts. As the pendulum swings our way, Hold me forever without any dismay. As the signs divulge our souls, Ravage me with total control. As the crystal ball unfolds our past lives, Tell me in this life that we will survive. As the elements whisper our destiny, Lye here with me for all eternity. As the numbers affirm our spiritual connection, Smother me with all of your affection. As the fortune teller reveals her secrets, Remember them so we never forget it. As the Sage utters the words of the wise, Look at me with your midnight eyes. Feel the power tumbling from the sky, Know that the Goddess has blessed you and I. Let me drink deep from your Witches potion, Let our bodies drown in pure emotion. Wrap me up within your cloak of mystery, All nature will

"thirty Rules For A Good Life"
"Thirty Rules For A Good Life" 1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently. 4. Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have. 5. Success stops when you do. 6. When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it. 7. You will never "have it all together." 8. Life is a journey, not a destination. Enjoy the trip! 9. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want I will be happy." 10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it. 11. I've learned that ultimately the "takers" lose and the "givers" win. 12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared. 13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive. 14. We often fear the thing we want the most. 15. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you have to say. Best friends listen

I'm A Virgin, But This Was Funny....
This is pretty funny! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m. REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE AS "How Sex Starts

Forlorn.
Closing my eyes I realize that I am surrounded by nothingness. I am completely alone in this place of no return. The light that once set my heart ablaze, has flickered and burned out. The only thing that remains in this harsh reality is the pain of knowing that I once loved but will never love again. The last solitary ray of hope has long since died. The demons in my heart, tearing it to shreds until there is nothing left but blood-soaked remnants around their feet. Praying this is all a terrible mistake, I'm not really barren inside. I could still feel something. I feel nothing but misery searing deep within my soul. A rivulet of icy tears flows from my vacant stare.

Thoughts Of You
Laying here staring at the ceiling, praying for a dreamless sleep to overtake me. Thoughts of what might have been echoing through my mind. Reverberating like a silent scream in a cavernous trench. Your face haunts me. The memory of softly spoken I love yous tugging at the shackles that hold my heart captive. Bound by a love built on lies and deception. You're nothing but an illusion. Hiding in a house of mirrors, that only shows what you want me to see. I smile to mask the pain that cuts deep into my soul. Incisions not even time can heal. Wanting to understand you, but that's a battle I can never leave victorious. It's sink or swim. These ropes that tie me to you, dragging me under. Drowning in the icy tears of fake emotion that flow through your eyes. Craving warmth, light, and truth. Darkness encases me.

Pink
PINK..by Aerosmith!! Damn..gotta love that sexy mouth of his!! Pink it's my new obsession Pink it's not even a question, Pink on the lips of your lover, 'cause Pink is the love you discover Pink as the bing on your cherry Pink 'cause you are so very Pink it's the color of passion 'Cause today it just goes with the fashion Pink it was love at first sight Pink when I turn out the light, and Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be all right No matter what we do tonight You could be my flamingo 'Coz pink is the new kinda lingo Pink like a deco umbrella It's kink - but you don't ever tell her Pink it was love at first sight, and Pink when I turn out the light Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be all right No matter what we do tonight I want to be your lover I wanna wrap you in rubber As pink as the sheets that we lay on Pink it's my favorite crayon, yeah Pink it was lo

Let's Talk About Bullshit!
I am soo tired of seeing the following going around in bulletins, e-mail and other places, so I'm going to post it here then break it down, my responses are denoted by **: Body: How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. **The terms originated for census counts. At first only the nationalities were used. Minorities were upset because the original classifications did not designate them as being "Americans" at all hence the usage of the ethnic names + American. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" ... and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... you call me a racist. ** Whoever said it was okay to use ethnic slurs of any kind is a flaming idiot. I challen

'twas The Night Before Christmas (at 7-11)
This is inspired by a true story I spent last Christmas in San Diego. On Christmas Eve, I went over to my friend, Donald’s house. He and his wife, Candy, are my two best friends from law school. Donald lives in this townhouse complex and at the top of the hill is a 7-11 convenience store. Donald likes to drive around the complex and up to the 7-11 in this golf car he bought and modified. So, I’m over there having drinks when we ran out of munchies and booze. So, half-drunk already, we jumped in the golf cart and “drove” up to the 7-11. We walked in and there’s this black guy in a Santa suit buying cigarettes and booze. It inspired me to write a story about it. This is done to the rhythm of ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas.... By the way, before anybody gets bent out of shape about me making fun of a black Santa, it wasn’t so much that as the fact the guy was drunk and buying crap at 7-11. Also, my friend Donald, he’s black. Enjoy: 'Twas the night before Christmas,

Just A Poem
Web of Love author: unknown On a beautiful moon night Creatively You worked your art You spun a web Around my heart How beautifully Your deeds have spread Each intricately Woven thread With strands of care You dried my tears Your gentleness Dispelled my fears Your wisdom Helped me understand And patiently You held my hand To give me courage To brave the storm With kindness You have kept me warm Your passion Lit a glowing fire That filled my soul With sweet desire You're all That I was dreaming of For the web you spun Was made of love

Words Of Wisdom
1 Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. 2 Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. 3 Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. 4 A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. 5 Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. 6 Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. 7 Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. 8 Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. 9 It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. 10 You cannot unsay a cruel word. 11 Every path has a few puddles. 12 When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. 13 The best sermons are lived, not preached. 14 Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. 15 Don't judge folks by their relatives. 16 Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 17 Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. 18 Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bo

Howfamous.com
Some of you already know of this site... but in case you don't... why not check it out? Melanie, Howfamous.com - winner of Game #5 What is HowFamous.com? HowFamous.com is an online talent contest where people from around the world compete against one another to showcase their talent. Our contestants first create a user profile on our site and then select a category they wish to compete in (music, videos, modeling, photography, poetry, short stories, etc.). We then hold bi-weekly contests where every visitor to our site votes on their favorite contestants in a head-to-head competition. At the end of each contest period, the #1 ranked contestants in each category become finalists. Every 12 months, we have a sitewide vote on all our finalists to select an annual winner in each category. The competition is intense, but fun! How will I Become Famous? That's the easy part. Your profile will be viewed by hundreds of thousands of fellow contestants and audience members on ou

From Entry For December 10, 2006 On My Yahoo 360
Entry for December 10, 2006 Well hello to everyone who actually takes time to read these things. I've been busy working at very odd hours for the past month and a half and sometimes I don't have a chance to write something in my blog. Well my myspace page ended up being hacked into plus my yahoo account password was changed. I was lucky because they could have done worst damage knowing they got into my yahoo account and changed the password. There is a part of me that is thankful that they were stupid and did not do more damage. I saw what they did to my myspace page. I saved some of my pages on my old myspace account before it was hacked when I clicked on the link to return to the main page it was not alter that much. The only thing that they added was "LMAO faggott" and they added a blog saying that this person wanted to be hooked up. They deleted my photos, links, blogs and deleted a few of the people on my friends list. How immature they were? Hackers that have that

A Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand.... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

Little Johnny Strikes Again
Little Johnny was a foul mouthed little kindergardner. The teacher, Mrs. Smith, didn't like talking to him or calling on him because every time he opened his mouth he ended up in the principles office. One week Mrs. Smith was teaching about the five senses. On Wednesday was Taste. She brought in three meat dishes. All the kids had blindfolds and each got a piece of meat of the first plate. Mrs Smith asked "Can anyone tell me what kind of meat that was?" Nobody raised their hand except Johnny. Against her better judgement she said OK Johnny. He said "That was Beef". Then came the second plate. Mrs Smith again asked "Can anyone tell me what kind of meat that was?" Again, nobody raised their hand except Johnny. She asked if anybody else know the answer thinking that one good answer from Johnny was about all she could expect. Still no hands. Against her better judgement she said OK Johnny. He said "That was Chicken". Then came the third and final plate. Mrs Smith passed out the meat and ag

Part Five....
Cat drew in a deep breath, she knew what was coming. Considering that her legs were spread wide apart, she tensed her ass as much as possible, to help cushion the inevitable blow. Slowly and deliberately Sir ran the piece of leather across her backside. Any second now Cat knew she would be feeling the sting. The tension was palpable. Making her wait was pushing her fear and apprehension to levels she didn't know existed. Sir smiled to himself as he watched Cat wait. He knew she was tensed and expecting him to swat her ass. He was amused to think that it never occur ed to her that she had softer more vulnerable places to hit. He couldn't wait for her reaction. The blow came quickly and forcefully. Cat's knees buckled and she almost fell from the blinding pain. She couldn't believe he had hit here THERE!. Tears came to her eyes as she felt stinging in her still engorged labia. Her pussy was always so sensitive after she came that the strap made it feel like her nerves were on fire. It s

People And Their Brainses.
People are fundamentally stupid. Left to their own devices, they'll all do stupid things. Over and over again. You cannot allow the masses to decide the course of our future. This is why it's essential that you make me Supreme Overlord. Plus, I'll give you a donut.

You Promised!!
you promised me the world and i gave you my heart...you swore you wouldn't break it this time and just give you that chance to see that you can be my man....I held on to your every word and believed you.....maybe we should of let this go before it started....because i'm the one thats always sitting here broken hearted....when i cried you held me in your arms and said you wanted me forever and whatever we had to go through we could face together.....I knew deep down that I should of just left....but i love you to much.....how can you say good bye when theres so much behind us.....how can you keep hurting me when I tried so hard to be just what you wanted me to be.......I feel stupid and I'm ashamed....but the only person here to blame is me............But its okay I'll just cry myself to sleep knowing one day maybe someone can love me just like i loved you.....

Put This One In The Wrong Folder
well last night I got a wake up call. After I spent the time to go and make a special comment for someone. Someone that constantly asks to be commented and rated. I found out that she doesn't even look at her comments. She gets too many, so she doesn't even bother looking at them. Now I am not all that creative. I don't have these photoshop skills like a lot of people. but sometimes I spend a lot of time looking for a special comment just to post. Yes I admit that I often send the same one to many people. But then again I spend a lot of time finding a special one to give to people for a certain reason. but it all becomes pointless when I find out that they don't even look at them. That is why I go to many pages. I rate and comment people, and I fan them to give them points. but unless I am haveing a conversation with them I don't ask them to add me to thier friends list. I never turn anyone down if they ask me. Now I am a myspace person. and I think I might do here what I do there. P

Wow.
Oops. I just slept like 14 hours. And didnt call out of work. I seriously didnt mean to do that. I even forgot to set my alarm. I guess not sleeping for weeks and working like non stop kinda caught up with me. Anyway. I gotta give lil peapot a bath but she dont wanta go lol. Nooo suprise. Then i gotta finish wrapping gifts so i can put em under my tree. And put the ones from "santa" in my closet so she dont see em. Ugh. I got my hours for christmas eve. And im just about to cry. Its 9am till 9pm. BUT i dont work christmas so ill live. But i do work the day after so im not too sure thats gonna be fun. Icon of the day! Exspecially when you have days like mine, and go through the shit i do. Rawr. Im not sure why but that REALLY makes me laugh. Im addicted to quaker rice cakes. JUST the apple cinnamon ones though. Theyre really all i eat anymore. Maybe cause its the only thing i have time to eat. Just grab a handful and go pretty much. I want it to snow already. I

What Type Of Living Dead Doll Are You?
You scored as Sybil. Congradulations! You are a mental patient! I hope you are a happy little mental patient. You look cute in that straight jacket. No, really!Sybil83%Inferno78%Lilith59%Deadbra Ann53%Bride of Valentine53%Lizzie Borden50%Lottie47%Posey47%Sheena39%Sadie39%Kitty39%Sin

Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 Minutes
(Important: Read Out Loud) English Phrase / Chinese Translation 1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong 2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao 4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King 5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan 7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni 8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat 9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim 10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching 11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King 12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao 13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo 14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka 15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu 16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

Christmas, Pagans And Religious Divergence
America prides itself in allowing, even demanding, freedom of religion — until that religion doesn’t feel like a religion. Neo-pagan Wiccas, for example. But the Christmas celebration is wrapped in pagan symbolism. So where does that leave us? Happy holidays! Have I just offended you? If you are a member of the American Family Association, the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights or the Committee to Save Merry Christmas, I probably have. For the second year in a row, conservative Christian groups have threatened boycotts of big-box and department stores whose advertisements for "holiday trees" and whose hearty if non-specific holiday well-wishes reflect, these groups say, an "anti-Christian and anti-Christmas bias." Opponents of generic holiday greetings also suspect that there is something un-American about them. As Alderman Thurston Hanson of Monroe, Wis., objected, when he recently voted against a City Council motion to grant the Chamber of Commerce a permit for a

Me
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid100%Faerie92%Angel83%Dragon50%WereWolf42%Demon25%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Looking
well I think I have finally figured out that the person that I want indeed doesn't want me in the same way!!!! it may take me a little longer than some but thats cause I always look past the bad and believe in the best possible outcome..... But with that I am movin on now, buisness it is, but I can't allow myself to ever go there again, I can't let him in again, because HE WILL hurt me again, maybe not meaning to but indeed would..... I am feeling like maybe i will just keep my energy open to all the universe has to offer me and go from there! no more just allowing myself to be used to feel loved! I mean shouldn't I be loved before I allow others to touch me!! I think so but never allowed myself to resist when I truly wanted a person physically then I get all upset and hurt when I fall for them and they don't for me.....What should I expect I mean damn mel. If they like you then they open a door, or take you to a nice restaurant, or rube my feet, or take me to a movie, or d

Time
To a time Long ago Before the tears Began to flow When I laughed With Mom and Dad I have to smile Although I'm sad My friends and I Would play all day Now I'm there And want to stay Take me back Before I knew What growing up Could do to you

Words Women Use..
Words Women Use Study this and know it! FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'. GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't c

Mommy's Letter To Santa
Dear Santa, I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music

Wtf???
I give my father his birthday present and he tells me that for his birthday he wants me to stop drinking. Are you fucking serious? I do NOT drink a lot and anyone that knows me can back me up on that. but with him it's always fucking something, stop drinking stop smoking, stay home more, stop leaving the state........

Christmas Tree
CLICK ON BOTH VIDEOS Now this is the transformation of the tree Materials: Approx 400 Mountain Dew cans Construction Materials : PVC pipe for the trunk, construction markers for the branches, a drill to get the constructions flags into the PVC pipe. Go to ImageShack® to Create your own Slideshow

40 Random Questions
Hah! Wasting time at work answering more useless surveys! I'm such a procrastinator! These are supposedly 40 questions no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them with what comes to mind first. 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said? "Uh, really need a shower." 2. When is the next time you will make out? I have no idea. *sob* 3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"? OK, who doesn't say "fuck" here? Anyone? Anyone? 4. What's your favorite planet? Venus 'cuz it's purty. I wanted to say Earth but then I would have wanted to steal Ginn's cool Tick reference (that wasn't dorky! Tick references are never dorky!) 5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list? My friend Alisa from work. 6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? I secretly replaced the ring tone for my favorite nerds with Weird Al's "White and Nerdy." Yes, Greg, I'm talkin' to you. Please call me so I can smirk some more. 7. What

Sad
well i just got new when i came home. i found out my grandpa had a major heartattack. he is the only grandpa i have left. plus i just went to a funeral on 8th of dec. so all this within a week is just drivin me to b very depressed kuz i hate it when ppl close to me die.

What Happened To Me Today.
I went over to my mothers today and my neice was there and she got mad because she was told not to play on a toddler slide because she is to heavy. She got mad and hit and kicked my baby who will be 2 years old this month. My mom did nothing about it. The baby and I left and I told my mom that the baby and my neice can't be around each other anymore until she stops attacking people. I am very stressed out and I can't deal with this and I am doing this to protect my kids.

Another Fantasy That I've Hoped For !!!
When someone moves into a new neighborhood, sometimes your new neighbors will stop by with a basket of goodies, or a bottle of wine with some snacks. Just to make you feel welcome. Occasionally, they will leave you alone for months at a time before you even see them, let alone talk to them. This is one such case. I moved into a new townhouse/condo based with mostly an adult group. There were children in the complex but i was told they stay near their end of the units. As i unpacked my random boxes, I decided a 5 minute beer break would do nicely. I stepped onto the deck and surveyed the common. A pool, in full operation, a hot tub big enuff for probably 10 to 15 people gurgled away quietly. Thinking to myself, i had decided that was just the ticket once i had finished for the day. My energy was slowly dwindling, and the hot tub called to me thru the doors and walls. I had had enough for one day and at 9 pm headed for the hot tub. I sank in and felt the dirt and sweat peel off

Help Them Out!!!
I am holding my first ever contest with 29 sexy smiling ladies in it!! They would appreciate any help you can give them so please go vote and comment bomb whoever you think has the sexcest smile!! I am sure they would appreciate your help:)

Bashing
Recently, Heather told me of someone who came to our page and decided to verbaly put her down for a certan picture that was posted up. 1st of all, I really don't appreciate attacks on my girl. I was the one who put that picture up. If you have a problem with that then we can disuss it like mature adults. I don't respond to name calling because it really gets us no where and it shows me your maturity level. So, a kind warning, if you decide to come here and don't like what you see...then move on. Heather nor I don't have time for silly put downs. Thank you, Jason

Lol
Ok so I'm sitting here sing Barbie Girl. I dont know why - but I thought I should share that. I'm a dork I know. Someone give me something constructive to do for an hour or so, So I dont have to sit here and sing this stupid song!

The Surgery
well i have two days left be fore the big day and im really nervous and scared but i know that i will be a changed person and this is for the best im excited so just wanting to thank everyone who has stood by me so far and those that will continue to stand by me through the rest thanks for being a good friend and i will post progress pics through out my journey

Fractured Christmas Gift - Lmao!
'tis the season... Very funny story As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. Every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowing, his poor panty hose hung sadly empty and grew increasingly threadbare. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and a fake beard and went in search of an inflatable love doll. Of course, they don't sell those things at WalMart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been to an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there almost three hours saying things like, ”What!!?”You're kidding me!!" "What is that???" "It does what???" Finally I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll suitable for a night of romance that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during

Speechless
Something happened today that made me stop in my tracks. In fact it made me re-evaluate some things in my own life. I talked to a really close friend tonight. She has children and is not doing well financially at all. In fact I would be totally freaking out if it were me. And here she is asking me how I am doing, and laughing and smiling. Its Christmas season and I know how hard things are for her and still, unshakable. My God, if I could have half her strength…. At the same time I wish I could do something, anything. It breaks my heart to think about it much. And in a way I feel guilty. I man here I am in a kick ass apartment in the snobby part of town and all my needs are met and then some. And its just me. Its not like I work too hard or have any real money issues. I mean wouldn’t it be better if it was me in her shoes instead? I mean I would rather it be me instead of her. Not that I am any stronger than she is, but she shouldn’t have to be, I guess that my point. I hear succe

Fuckin A
gr..... im pissed off... i try to be nice and offer to bring my cousin to see the all american rejects....the concert is on saturday... she was all excited and just suddenly she backed out on me...no reason...

Now Taking Entries... Best Body Part... Need At Least 10 Men And 10 Women (expired)
Okay, so I'm holding a contest for best body part... and this can include a wide range of things, instead of just one small requirement... can be eyes, lips, chest, abs, ass, anything you'd like to enter, as long as it is not NSFW!!! I'm wanting to start the contest Wednesday night at 8pm and continue it until next Wednesday night, same time... so, start sending in those entries and let's have us some fun!!! Love you all!!! MUAH

Special Thanx
HELLO TO ALL MY CHERRY TAP FRIENDS, WITH CHRISTMAS JUST AROUND THE CORNER I LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO WISH YOU ALL A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON...ALSO TO SAY I AM SORRY FOR NOT BEING IN AS MUCH AS I USED TO BUT WITH MY DAUGHTERS TRAGEDY AND CHRISTMAS JUST AROUND THE CORNER I HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY BUSY SHOPPIN AND TRYING TO HELP MY DAUGHTERS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TRYING TO GET SETTLED INTO THEIR NEW PLACES...ABOVE ALL THAT WE RECIEVED A PHONE CALL TONIGHT TELLING US THAT MY BROTHER IN LAW IS TERMINALLY ILL AND ONLY GIVEN TWO WEEKS TO LIVE, RIGHT AT THIS TIME MY HUSBAND IS VERY UPSET AND NEEDS THE LOVE EVERY LOVING HUSBAND DESERVES..IF I AM NOT IN FOR A FEW DAYS I HOPE YOU ALL WILL FORGIVE & UNDERSTAND WHY , BUT I MAY BE BACK SOONER THAN EXPECTED( I MAY NEED TO COME IN TO VENT)I DO HAVE SOME VERY SPECIAL FRIENDS THAT I KNOW I CAN DEPEND ON HERE AND MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN SO GREATFUL WITH YOUR SUPPORT... I LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS, YOUR LOVING SUPPORT AND

Starbucks Denies Coffee To Marines
Recently, Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines- thank you for your support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So, as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by not buying any of their products! As a war vet writing to fellow patriots, I feel we should get this out. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the troops on the ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-house for what they believe is right. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along. Thanks very much for your support. PLEASE DON'T DELETE THIS ... ALLOW IT TO BE PASSED TO ALL IN MEMORY OF ALL THE TROOPS WHO HAVE DIED SO THAT WE MAY HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE TO

Come On Guys Help Me Out :p
Anyone who wants to help me win a contest would be greatly appreciated and rewarded in turn :P I can comment/rate/gift like a mad man if I'm helped to win my first ever contest entry. I'm in a Nature Picture Contest. It can be found here Click Here to Vote!! I took the picture myself at Detroit Dam, smack dab in the middle of Oregon in the Cascade Mountain range. If you help me out, let me know by posting here, in my shoutbox or by just leaving a comment on my page. That way I can be sure to share the love back to ya!

A Real Boyfriend/husband/partner Would Do This
- Hug her dont make her hug you . - Sneak up behind her - Grab her by the waist - tell her shes beautiful - tell her she has amazing eyes - when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend - Say i love you to her face not over the phone or myspace , or Cherrytap ....saying it over the net renders it meaningless - if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay - kiss her on the forehead - when you walk with her walk slowly - Tickle her even when she says stop - Dont say i love you Unless you Mean It. girls repost as - a true boyfriend would... Guys repost as - I would do this for her anyday

I Would Do This For Her Any Day
- Hug her dont make her hug you . - Sneak up behind her - Grab her by the waist - tell her shes beautiful - tell her she has amazing eyes - when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend - Say i love you to her face not over the phone or myspace , or Cherrytap ....saying it over the net renders it meaningless - if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay - kiss her on the forehead - when you walk with her walk slowly - Tickle her even when she says stop - Dont say i love you Unless you Mean It. girls repost as - a true boyfriend would... Guys repost as - I would do this for her anyday

Ok Here My First Blog
ok heres my first blog here i dont even know hwo i got here lol im still trying to figure it out so i thought i should make it a good one ok if you have MYSPACE and if you dont get it so you can participate next week im going to start a thing called fan sign heres a few details on my space put me on the top of your list and then let me know and i will do a full nude, semi nude, no nude, and pose with a sign you tell me what to write and then its yours all your that pic os your to do what you want with it and put it where ever you want :) so get back to me if you want more details or have a myspace hugs and licks sweet princess

What Did I Ever Do To Deserve This Bullshit..
Hello! Sorry its been awhile since I wrot on here..But right now I just think it will help me out to just vent out all my frustration and anger..cause Im not a happy camper right now... Anyways..I feel horrible about doing this..but I needed to know exactly what is going on between my boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend.. So I looked through his shit. I know I shouldnt believe the things she is saying or even let it get to me..but what I read almost made my vomit and I also felt like something deep within my heart was breaking..I felt like everything just died and I had this emptiness within my heart. Anyways..This is what she said.... "Barry, Well I just got home from work im cold but that's alright. I think im just going to watch a movie so I cant see you. I don't understand why you cant just come see me for a few hours it makes me feel bad at the end of the day that I have to continue to be hidden. I don't know I just really want to be able to spend a few hours with you the

Twenty Frist Century America
TWENTY FRIST CENTURY AMERICA Living in America today is very dangerous for a white person. With the borders being opened by the politicians and the blacks running amuck. The white woman is no longer able to walk down the street and feel safe. The negro has made sure that all territories are covered that once used to be all white. We are no longer the majority of this once great nation. There once was a time in America where the white citizens were the only people our politicians cared about, there was a time where if we had a problem it was fixed. This time is gone the way of the horse and carriage, it has become extinct due to the overtaking by the Jew and their immoral and unjust form of government. With the new age of “diversity” and “equality” the America we once knew has been totally reformed for the worst. We are now forced to share the same restrooms and classrooms with those inferior persons who are hell bent on collecting their welfare check when the reach legal age

Panties
well latley ive had tons of people asking to buy my panties so let me know if you would like some i will be putting up pics of some that i am selling so let me know or if theres a pair you want kisses and licks sweet princess

My Plan
OK, I'd like to take a few minutes to explain my plan to stem the flow of illegal immigrants into the US from Mexico. Mind you, I understand this plan will never come to fruition, as our government is so distracted by what'll get them votes next election that they don't have time to worry about what's best for the people they "represent." The first thing we need to do is remove any incentive mexicans have to cross the border. Welfare, medicaid/medicare, Social Security, education, all denied without citizenship. That's right, even the children of illegals will not be permitted to attend school, public or private. No medical assistance. If they get shot selling heroine, let them bleed out in the hospital parking lot. Cleaning up and disposing of the body would cost us far less than treating their wounds. Also, any non-government program, such as local food banks, clothing banks, etc. should be closed to illegals. Anyone caught giving food, clothing, shelter, etc. to illegals shoul

Kinda Wrong....
Two winos, Billy and Rick, woke up in an alley with a DIRE need for a drink, but found they only had 80 cents between the two of them. "Say, I got an idea!" said Rick. He used the money to buy a hotdog from a street vendor, then pulled Billy in a corner bar and ordered a round of bourbon. After downing them, seeing the bartender heading their way with the bill, Rick quickly inserted the hot dog in Billy's fly and began to suck on one end of it. "Get the fuck outta here, you goddamn fags!" shouted the bartender. This worked equally as well at the next bar, the next, and all day-when they finally crawled back into the alley, dead drunk. "Ya see what ya can do with a hotdog?!" slurred Rick cheerfully. "What hotdog?" laughed Billy. "We lost the hot dog after the third bar!"

Military Birth Control
After having their 11th child, a U.S. Marine and his wife decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger house on their housing allowance. So the Marine went to sick call and told the doctor that he and his wife didn't want anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but due to cost-cutting, the base hospital no longer performed that procedure. The Marine could have it done off base, at his own expense, said the doctor, but it could be very expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Marine said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So, the man went home, lit the cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He held the

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry, If I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry, If I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry, If I'm not tan enough for you. I'm sorry, If I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry, If I don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, If I'm not tall enough. I'm sorry, If my hair is not long enough. IM SORRY! But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. If you're a girl and you agree with this, repost as "I'm sorry". If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are

Have A Microsoft Christmas
______________________________________________ Have a Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new software. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of computer games danced in their heads. PageMaker for Billy, and Quicken for Dan, And Carmen Sandiego for Pamela Ann. The letters to Santa had been sent out by Mom, To santaclaus@toyshop.northpole.com - Which has now been re-routed to Washington State Because Santa's workshop has been bought by Bill Gates. All the elves and reindeer have had to skedaddle To flashy new quarters in suburban Seattle. After centuries of a life that was simple and spare, St. Nicholas is suddenly a new billionaire, With a s

Th Winners Of Cherrytap Santa Claus & Santa Mom !!
1st prize CherryTAP Santa Claus corky1952@ CherryTAP homer 'corky1952' sayre *** 2nd prize CherryTAP Santa Claus Tomcat .. Can't leave his friends! LOL@ CherryTAP 'Tomcat' *** 3rd prize CherryTAP Santa Claus sexman60@ CherryTAP bill 'sexman60' jackson *** 1st prize CherryTAP Santa Mom Jen angelshadrach@ CherryTAP 'Jen angelshadrach' *** 2nd prize CherryTAP Santa Mom Koogerbabe~ RIDER ~@ CherryTAP 'Koogerbabe~ RIDER ~' *** 3rd prize CherryTAP Santa Mom

Jose Cuervo.............
Well its sunday morning And the sun is shining in my Eye that is open And my head is spinning Was the life of the party I can't stop grinning I had too much tequllia last night Jose Cuervo You are a friend of mine I like to drink you with A little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys Did I shoot out the lights Did I dance on the bar Did I start any fights Now wait a minute Things don't look to familiar Who is the cowboy whos sleeping beside me Well he's awful cute But how'd I get his shirt on I had too much tequllia last night Jose Cuervo You are a friend of mine I like to drink you with A little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys Did I shoot out the lights Did I dance on the bar Did I start any fights All those little shooters How I love to drink them down Come on bartender lets have another round Well the music is playing And my spirits are high Tomorrow might be painful But tonight we're going to fly Jose Cuervo You are a frie

My Christmas Wish For You
My Christmas wish for you, my friend Is not a simple one For I wish you hope and joy and peace Days filled with warmth and sun I wish you love and friendship too Throughout the coming year Lots of laughter and happiness To fill your world with cheer May you count your blessings, one by one And when totaled by the lot May you find all you've been given To be more than what you sought May your journeys be short, your burdens light May your spirit never grow old May all your clouds have silver linings And your rainbows pots of gold I wish this all and so much more May all your dreams come true May you have a Merry Christmas friend And a happy New Year, too ..

I Answered These....ur Turn..
Do you like it rough or sensual? Ummm well I prefer sensual….i want the satification of being in love with someone and having sensual sex is the most important thing to me Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? Opposite sex duh but I have had a three some more than once but I like the male gender no matter how dumb they can be…. How often do you like to have sex? Once a day good enough maybe more if im in the mood…. Is sex a top priority for you? Fuck no……..i rather have the love and attention from the opposite gender over sex Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Sometimes it depends on my mood… How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? I have been there done that but I rather not want to do that again…. How do you feel about one night stands? Been there done that not wanting to go there again… How many one night stands have you had? Enough lets say I was a whore a

Internal Cold
The eyes of an ageless wonder Weary through years of pain Blaze my trail uncaring Sinner in every way Pray for me mindless sheep Seek salvation for my soul Nothing can help me now I'm internally cold

Do You Nog Your Eggnog?
LOL... Some dear soul sent me an egg nog gift. When thanking him for it, I asked him if he remembered to put the nog in it??? lol... Just my jovial spirit speaking out.... LOL... Hoping that you are having a fabulous day ... and week... and may all of you have the nog in your egg nog (if you so choose)!!!! Question is: Do you add "nog" spirits to your egg nog???

My Paper
For those who didnt read it...I got an A Here Is my Term Paper.....lemme know what ya think!! THIS IS MY HARD WORK! Technology has come a long way. Almost every home in America has a computer these days. Twenty years ago, children went to school. They made friends and played outside. Today, kids come home from school and turn on their computers. They chat with their friends via Instant Messages and Social Networking websites. When you expose your child to the internet, it opens the door to all kinds of things that can put them into danger. Social Networking websites like MySpace, Classmates and CherryTap are exposing our children to things they should not have to experience. â€œTwo out of every 3 people online in the United States now visit social networking sites,â€(Lamb) Social networking websites are a dime a dozen and more crop up each day. Some are larger and attract more people and others are smaller and cater to certain groups. Classmates.com was the very first social

Spanking
What kind of spanking is perfect for you? Belt: You are by far the naughtiest boy/girl Ive ever dealt with. The only thing which can possibly help you is a long session with Daddys belt. You'll be totally naked for this punishment, so strip those clothes off and bend over because you're in for quite a punishment. You're bottom will certainly be beat red and bruised by the time Daddy finishes, but don't say you didn't deserve it.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Blood And Sin
living nitemare on the eve of the end always beware crimson death coming back again i think you see me as i draw blood within always deceiving return to where the nitemare begins living again brought to life with blood and sin the eyes of shame revolution again and again black light shines down burning the skin of us all feeling around in the night when the darkness calls

Quote To Live By
Life is to short, grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Love deeply and forgive quickly, take chances, give everything and have no regrets. Life is to short to be unhappy, you have to take the good with the bad, smile when your sad, love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive, never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret. People change and things go wrong, but always remember LIFE ROLLS ON.

Scottish Vegetable Broth Soup
Scottish Vegetable Broth Soup Ingredients: 1 oz Butter 1 Medium Carrot (diced) 1 Large Onion 1 small white turnip 1 leek (chopped) 1 large celery stick (chopped) 1 & 1/2 pts vegetable or meat stock 1 level teaspoon barley (well washed) salt and pepper Chopped fresh parsley or chives Method: Melt the butter in the pan. Add all the vegetables. Cover with a lid and allow to sweat gently, ensuring the pan is shaken to coat the vegetables with butter. After about 5 minutes pour in stock. Then add the barley and bring to boil. Season as required, then reduce the heat and simmer for approx 1-1.5 hours until barley is completely soft. Serve with hot rolls or bread and garnish the soup with the parsley or chives.

Who Are My Friends ?????
Was just wandering if I could get a vote or two from my friends. Since most of my friends don't read this it won't be a big deal when I deleat them. I am going to start moving friends to my family. If you don't make it there by the end of the week you are getting deleated. You ask....What do you mean ? I mean it would be nice to say " HI " once in a while. Thanks

Update
5 MORE AMERICAN TROOPS KILLED 67 IRAQUIS CAR BOMBED TO DEATH 47 AMERICAN TROOPS KILLED SO FAR THIS MONTH AND YET THE BUSH DECIDES TO PUSH BACK HIS NEW POLICY FOR IRAQ UNTIL AFTER THE HOLIDAYS. MAYBE BUSH WOULD GET OFF HIS ARSE AND MAKE A DECISION IF HIS DAUGHTERS WERE IN BAGDAD. HOW AMERICANS CAN STAND FOR THIS ARROGANT PUFF OF A MAN ~~ I WILL NEVER KNOW!! ONE OF MY FIRST QUESTIONS FOR GOD WILL BE HOW COULD YOU ALLOW SUCH AN INCOMPETANT IGNORANT FOOL SUCH AS BUSH TO BE THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF OUR GREAT TROOPS AND OUR GREAT COUNTRY EVERY NIGHT WHEN I HEAR THE NEW DEATHS IN IRAQ AND ACROSS THE WORLD FROM SO MUCH EVIL MY STOMACH JUST ACHES AND CREATES SO MUCH ACID I CANNOT EXPLAIN CAN BUSH BE IMPEACHED FOR INCOMPETENCE??

What Year I Should Have Been Born Under
You Should Have Been Born Under: You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest. However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are! Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk. You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood! You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse. What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?

I Met This Great Woman
i met this great woman who i cant wait to see. i like her alot and i hope she likes me too. we have alot in common and she makes me smile. i lke everything about her. you know who you are. email me back ok?

What Colour Is My Aura...
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

New Rider Christmas Skin
I have created a new skin using this background. It is called: RiderXmas1 All riders feel free to rip it. Merry Christmas! Music Video:HAPPY CHRISTMAS (by John Lennon)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

Oh No
I have a temp.. it is hurting to breath Coughing a lot sneezing alot I have the flu Go away flu go away.... I feel bad right now I will go to bed right now... I love all of you See ya tomorrow One more writing test in the morn Love ya Good night Shelia RedMex