Fubar Blog Posts 4

Help?
Hey everyone! My co-worker who is sitting next to me just joined! Can everyone go give her a warm welcome while she's filling out her profile? Please! She's super cute and sweet! And will have a picture up soon!! Shayanna@ fubar

Bursting
BURSTING As I look over you anxiously. While lying in bed. Thousands of fantasies, Race through my head. Scooting a little closer. As I slide my hand down your hip. Rest my head on your shoulder. Then on your neck a little kiss Feeling me grow larger, Your body starts to wiggle. Listening closer, I can hear a little giggle. With out a word spoken. We both turn to kiss. Placing my hand on your breast. I give your nipple a gentle pinch. Pulling me over you. I can clearly see. You want me inside of you. I want you around me. Together we push. Together we pull. Working each other , Until our insides are full. Completing our mission. We watch one another. While bursting our juices. All over each other.. Sweet dreams, Tiger

To My Good Friend Brown Eyes
When will you let me paint your mouth wide and strong slashes of crimson us. This, our life, is a way of paper that we crumpled together in sheet-breathing. When will you let me tell you of all my blackest secrets. I am afraid to die like this, bottled up inside out. Sometimes I go barefoot here and I pace our lines. I can’t remember who I was. When will you let me fall to wintry silence so that I can simply think of you. The way you smile all crooked broken tree, oh these things that come in the night of loving and laughing and learning and crying and living. When will you let me love you.

I Still Walk Beside You
Although I've gone through Heaven's gate I still walk right beside you You cannot physically see or hear me I still walk right beside you When your heart is broken and torn apart I still walk right beside you When burdens seem too much to bare I still walk right beside you When the clouds are dark and the days seem long I still walk right beside you When you have that perfect day With millions of smiles no tears no way Just remeber these simple words Because I am right beside you Love MOM

Today Kind Of Sucks
i might not get a chance to do much online today. i'm going to be leaving in a little while so i can get some tests run at the hospital. I HATE HOSPITALS!!!! it's nothing major....just seeing what's going on in there. good thing no tests are scheduled on my head. the results would come back totally blank. i hope everyone has an awesome day today!!! maybe i'll be back some time later. take care...stay safe

Georgia Happy Hour
A redneck is driving down a back road in South Georgia . A sign in front of a Restaurant reads: Happy Hour Special... Lobster Tail and Beer "Lord Almi ghty" he says to himself, "My Three Favorite Things In Life!!"

Cybersex
So I was bored and over at a friends house last week. Figured id cyber. It was pretty good I guess. Here it is: bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Why Was I Charged For A Vip Account?!!
I canceled my VIP account over 2 weeks ago and somehow I was charged for it again this month! I've tried talking to baby J.. I've tried talking to SCRAPPER and now I'm being ignored about it! WTF?! I am NOT a VIP! I want my damn money back! I don't know how to contact paypal about it because I didn't even get a receipt! Anybody know what else I need to do? I'm so F#%*ING pissed right now!

Hell In A Hand Basket
Funny how the same things happen to 2 people who barely know each other...1 of the girls i work with...the same day i had problems with my daughter she had problems with her son...yesterday..my bf broke it off...and yesterday her husband said i want a divorce...it must be in the air

A Kiss
Kiss me when I'm bleeding Make it heal quicker Hold me in your arms I'll want this forever I long for your warmth Your body on mine Your skin on my skin And your heart divine The thoughts in your bones Intrigue me as well To know every one I'd go gladly to hell When in your company I'd love to think, ponder, question And have you there listening With careful attention And in turn, of course, I'd listen to you And as you discourse I'd form questions anew We'd laugh and we'd talk We'd sing and we'd dance Perhaps fight a few times Life's not all romance I'd like you to tell All your worries to me So perhaps I could help To put you at ease When cuddling and kissing When talking and in silence I'd like to be with you To feel your life's vibrance

Alone
in august of 2006 i started to being all alone i had no friends,familydidnt want me around, the grandchildren that i have as a hurtful way my 2 son stopped me from seeing them then in the month august they stoped me from talking to them on the phone so once again all alone.had a husband still married seperated for 3 years the is with someone now so once again alone.i have two mothers but once again all alone. until i found furbar and now im not alone i have friends.

Astrocytoma Is The Type Jeffrey Has...
The following is intended to be only a brief summary of the information presented in the above four sources on brain tumours. Most brain tumours are named for both type of cell from which the tumour originated and the location of the tumour in the brain. examples of cell type examples of location name general name primitive neurectodermal, astrocytoma, medulloblastoma, ependymoma cerebrum, cerebellum, brain stem, optical nerve glioma, adenoma, blastoma, carcinoma, sarcoma Often the common name of a brain tumour reflects the cell type from which it arose: "Astrocytoma" indicates that the tumour originated in astrocytes, star shaped cells that form part of the supportive tissue of the brain. More information about the tumour is included if you are told the name "cerebellar astrocytoma", indicating that it is located in the cerebellum in the brain. Sometimes a general name is included in the name of a brain tumour, as in "brain stem glioma". Thus, the tum

Balls From Outer Space/
One time balls came from outer space. they did stuff to livestock. they invented velcro. thats why we still use shoelaces btw. balls from outer space then infiltrated government. thats why old white guys in power are so wrinkley. balls from outer space are the reason we have hair removal products, and when we leave we say "i'm gonna bounce." The End

I Never Learned To Cook
Not ashamed. Just one more thing to learn. My mom was an entrepeneur and my dad was a hippie. It was either nice restaurants or bread 'n cheese. Food was a piece of art or to just keep you alive. There was no middle ground. You can apply this to every aspect of my life. Have a nice day. :D

Lustful Eyes
Longing lips, lustful eyes, I hear you softly moan, as I caress your thighs, teeth upon my neck, gentle stroke of tongue, you try to move your arms, but the bonds are tied to strong, you're moving to the pleasure, living in ecstasy, your only coherent though, is of being filled by me, you try to draw me in, with cries of pure dis pair, but my intent is unrelenting, with fingers sliding higher. . .

Update On My Brothers Accident
sorry i havent ben on too much but family matters has taken precedence it has been the hardest time of my life for a long time recently when i got the phone call to say my brother had been in a serious accident i felt like my world had collapsed now - less than 2 weeks later he may be coming home the transition is unbelievable i've lost track of the times my emotions have got the better of me and i have just cried and cried and now for something completely amazing..... he will come away from this with a broken foot and some cuts and bruises the boy is such a fighter i tip my hat to him in total admiration at his determination to recover my little brother ! he's still the luckiest bastard i know........

Lives Again.
Well Just to let ppl know..........dont take shit for granted at all you never know when or what will happen next. To let you know what i am talkin bout here it goes. Since i was 16 (now 37) I have been through 4 different kinds of cancers been through chemo and all. For the last 5 years i am have been in remission for the las tone i was goin through finally got a clean bill of health. All of a sudden i was goin and not taken time for myself again which is not good. Well after seeing the doctor bout something that was on my chin area. we both took it as nuttin and she went to try to freeze it off, WRONG, just made it worse. 2 Weeks later i went in and told her she had to take it off what ever it was cause it was on my face. (yes i know sounds bad being with my face and all)Anyhow she took it off took bout 10 min for it all to be done, she stitched me up (3 stitches) and i went on my way and never thought twice bout nuttin. I ewnt to get my stitches out and they7 said hadnt heard

Missing Him...
As long as you think of me,i'll never be very far.. And the feelings that you have for me,may they fully fill your heart.. Missing you comes so easy,how hard is the pain.. It's like standing naked in a hailing storm,, soaked from the falling rain.. My soul feels like it's been split,cut like a deck of cards.. I feel like half the person,with only half a heart.. But soon all will pass,we two will join as one.. And forever be together,underneath the shining sun.. We'll smile and laugh and let these day's fall behind.. You'll happily call me honey,i'll happily call you mine.. I'll always be youe husband,you'll always be my wife.. And never again be apart for the rest of our lives... My husband Larry wrote this poem for me the day before we got married..Who knew that almost 11 years later i would read it daily,,and miss him with my half a heart.. R.I.P. MY LOVE...

Ugh Idiots!
Okay, let me get this straight.. and listen up.. I am sick of everyone (meaning the perverted men here) asking me if I have a girlfriend. Just because my profile says I am bisexual.. (Which I am and very proud of the fact) doesn't mean I am strictly into women.. Being BI means you like BOTH.. Not ONE. I am into men AND women. And what does my sexuality have to do with just talking to me? I have an idea... Trying talking to me as a PERSON.. and not as a piece of meat!!! So STOP ASKING ME!!

Closed Minds Do You Ever Wonder?
Just for a little fun. This is a fantastic video! His sign isn't the clearest thing in the world, but signing to music can be hard, and he did a great job. You have to understand signing is an art and when you don't have to know it,it can be confusing to understand. I have someone trying to learn this art,not because I am deaf but because I cannot speak.He can say whatever he likes to me,but for me to convey to him he has to learn..Now who the hell would do something like that for a person.The first one I put on here is to the song Son of a Preacher Man.. The next one is by Mariah Carey called Hero.. This one is like watching a story as she signs.She is very good at what she does.. Both worlds colliding can be hard for some and trust me I have seen the bitter end when some cannot take it. I know this isn't something normal I would post considering what I normally post,but it is who I am.Accepting or not in society I am still soaring beyond what anyone could ever

Court...the Final Chapter
Well it is now ALL over and done with. i could have put up a bigger fight and perhaps gained both along with reclaiming my name, but I'm just relieved to have it done and over with. I have realized that sometimes her disrespect knows no bounds. She brought her mother into court today with her one of the top 3 reasons we ARE divorced!!!?? Well if figure if ya have to go into divorce court you might as well bring a pro (mommy-in-law-dearest is on 5 now). Seriously though...I felt that was a real smack in the face to bring that shrub into court. He mother was ALWAYS an issue in our lives and she refused to take a stand for the marriage. When I sat and joked of how it would be nice if my wife brought another woman into the marriage that was SOOOO not what I had in mind at all. (Come on!!! Laugh you bastards...that was funny as hell!!!). I could have fought it, but I got what I wanted, joint custody of the boys. Now I can look to the future and close this chapter of my life and begin a ne

Fuck Em...
you know the day i dont have to force a guy to conversate with me... and the day i find a guy who will fight to keep me around... make me feel like im not someone to talk to when hes got nothing better to do... i think.. i'll die of shock. i have not met one guy who actually puts forth effort into talking to me. And when i feel unwanted i tell them.. and i say bye and they just say of course im wanted and bye. WHY cant i be worth fighting for???

Bf/gf Application
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your numbe

Lmao Convo With Sis
haha so me and my sis had a lil convo in the shout box and i thought it was kinda funny. read it from bottom to top ♥-N...: pfft lol..fuzzy navel lmao (her) ->♥-N...: lmfao i kno right (me) ♥-N...: thats a drink?..wouldnt it be like a hair belly button? (her) ♥-N...: fuzzy navel lmfao (her)

Xxx
I Caress myself as i think of you Holding each other in our arms kissing Running your fingers through my long red hair Inside me i feel your hard cock Sliding up and down, up and down Finally you gently pull it out of me, Riding me like we were dogs, Even rubbing your hands up my chest and worship my big beautiful breasts Drips come out of your cock Running all over my stomach and legs I want you i need you right now Caressing me with all of your love Kissing me gently with your, soft lips Soothing my body in a bath full of rose petals with you in there with me Outside we hear rainfall gently hitting the roof Now i wake up from my fantasy and go visit you and do it all over again

A Poem For Sweetie
I love you. Not just for who you are, but for who I am when I'm with you. I love you. Not for what you've done with your life... ...but for what you're doing to mine. I love you for making me good...and happy. And whole. Because that is what you do Without a word. Without a gesture. Without a doubt. Just by being yourself. Such a simple thing... but no one else in the world could do it. Only you.

A Dom's Wishes
A Dom's Wishes by Phillychocolatem © She felt his large, capable hands slide across her shoulders as the hot water from the shower streamed over her body, causing steam to envelop the bathroom like a sauna. Capable hands. Capable of fulfilling every desire she had ever dreamed of and a myriad of dreams she had yet to discover. She shivered despite the stinging spray of hot water as his fingers brushed over her large, pink nipples before his palms closed over her breasts and gently squeezed. Her eyes closed in delight as his lips brushed along her neck, causing her pulse to jump. She could barely contain her moan of pleasure as his right hand traveled down her stomach, his lips still caressing her neck then sliding along her shoulder. His hand slid further down, cupping the sensitive mound of flesh between her silken thighs. He slowly worked his finger back and forth between her sensitive folds. At this touch, she could no longer control the gasp that escaped from her lips

Life's Roller Coaster....
I try not to reach out, I try not to let it get to me. I try not to ask for help. But how far can one person be pushed? How much can one endure? I bend over backwards to make people around me, happy. Makes me wonder, how many of those people are doing the same for me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not sitting here today, asking you to make me happy. Because, I know in my heart that only I can be the one to do that. My heart was so cluttered with feelings I didn't understand. Feelings, that honestly... scared me. I can admit that now.... I felt like, I was hiding in the dark, I felt like only person held the light to help me find my way. But do you ever get to the point, where you don't know your left from your right? Or that your "light" is constantly being shifted? I know what I want... or who I want. But, I'm at the point, where I wonder if I've pushed too much, tried too hard to get it. Making me realize why I don't fight for what I want anymore. For the fear of rejection, for the fear of

Remember This???
How things should still be! Close your eyes...And go back... ....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC...... ....Before semi-automatics and crack.... ....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari... ....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail.... ....way back.... ....way..... way.....way back..... I'm talkin' about: Hide and seek at dusk Red light, Green light Red Rover....Red Rover..... Playing kickball & dodge ball until the first... no.. .second.. .no...third streetlight came on Ring around the Rosie London Bridge Hot potato Hop Scotch Jump rope Duck....duck. ...GOOSE! !! YOU'RE IT!! Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come home - no pagers or cell phones Mother May I? Hula Hoops Seeing shapes in the clouds Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open The sound of crickets Running through the sprinkler Cere

Another Crazy Friend Request...
ACCEPT | DENY mr.cowboy 2007-09-21 20:16:58 I'm not going to slow mack with you. Yes I like you page an your smile. Yes I really like to get to know you better. I'm not about game or bullsh't. I one of the most real man I can be out here today. Yes, I would love to have lil of you time to show you I'm for real. So can I ?

Life
you ever wonder why u are on this place we call earth for what was your point to be here why did god if there is one put you here i wonder ever day WHY IAM HERE what the point maybe it because there is a reson but what is it , your kids maybe your family o friends if you have any beside on line friends and are they always there well sometime and NO it all about yourself to me because IAM me and take me for what iam if not then go away i will just go on with i got and that not much so i look up and try to make my life a better place intill ppl cut me down because they do not know who iam hey u got to get to know me before you do that just like a do you so there so my time goes on it has to get better intill then death will be come all of use soon then you know ................ metal on

Sorry
sORRY TO ALL MY FRIENDS IM SURE BYE NOW YOU BEEN GETTING MESSAGE FROM PPL ABOUT ME SAYING WHAT A PEACE OF SHIT I AM LIAR BLAH BLAH BLAH...I APOLOGIZE FOR IT THIS PERSON IS ACTUALY EITHER MY EX G/FS BOYFRIEND OR BROTHER OR FRIEND AND THERE ANGRY WITH ME FOR MOVING ON WITH MY LIFE. SORRY FRIENDS

Please, Read This
The past few days I have had ALOT of issues here on fubar. One being people who can't understand that my views may be different than your own, BUT i'm NOT putting anyone down. What you do in your life is YOUR thing. First I would like to point out that, Although I(stressing the I factor) do not believe in mixing races, it ONLY applies to myself and my family. I have grown up with spanish people, My best friend is spanish. I have had MANY friends out side of my own race. Now, I DO NOT care if you aren't "white" nor do i care that your spouse or your children aren't white either. What I DO have a problem with, is the amount of people who call ME a racist and bigot because I WON'T mix races. I am TIRED of the “stupid cunt" comments, the “White trash" comments, etc. I believe everyone is EQUAL. That in turn means: 1) NO special treatment due to your color. NO MATTER WHAT! 2) NO getting off from crimes due to skin color( or pulling a race card) 3) NO special funding becau

My Last Words To You
Driving down a lonely road No where to go, nothing to do My mind wandering away Trailing on thoughts of you Lights flash by, blurring my vision And I slowly trail over the line A horn sounds, then a loud crash is heard And the fault of it all is mine People screaming, sirens blaring Men in white carrying me away And once again, I trail away Maybe this time it's a place I can stay Eyes close, men scream They try desperately to keep me stable My heart beat is erratic now And they do all that they're able But somewhere along that lonely road I hear the call of Death in my head And my eyes close as I drift away But suddenly I awake in a bed Machines beeping, liquids flowing, Tubes trailing in and out of my veins Pain shooting through every nerve And me hoping I can move at all again A doctor notices I'm awake He asks me if I can speak at all I open my mouth to say yes But my words just flow out and fall He nods and smiles reassuringly And tries to

Down Rater...new Fu Too
williesgirl914@ fubar LOOK WHAT SHE WROTE... Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:12:34 -0700 From: Size: 5 KB To: rockstars@fubar.com Reply-To: oh now you have some fuckin manners?? ur still a piece of shit in my eyes i really dont care about making new friends im just here for the ones i already have. i dont need all these other fuckin people! its just a rating its not like it means anything! i rate the ones i like high and if they dont apeal to me then they are low you rated me low you see me bitching...no thats your opinion! i am entitled to mine!

I Just Got Hit By A Hater.
I haven't done a blog before. I hope I'm doing this right. I just got hit by a hater. This guy rated my foto a 3. You should see HIS foto! He has a lot of nerve. See for yourself (unless you don't want him to notice you and give YOU a low rating also): http://www.fubar.com/user/1027069 (You can now see his foto which I ripped into my foto folder called "Rated me very low".) I visited this guy's profile and foto and found several comments from others that he hated on. This guy isn't just hating on guys either. Several comments about low rates come from women as well. One woman who he rated low STILL gave him a 10 because she doesn't believe in giving low ratings!!! Amazing!!! What is the best way to deal with a hater on fubar? (Above was originally posted 2007 Sep 22.) (Updating on 2007 Nov 17.) That guys profile seems to be dormant. I'm guessing it may have been a fake profile. It turns out that the same number of pointz are awarded regardless of what t

My Sweetest Revenge...(update To My Last Blog)
As most of you may have read in my last blog I was a victim of identity theft by my ex-g/f, she walked away with valuable information, as well as 300 dollars cash that i lent her...well i find out that she did indeed try to get a loan worth about 3 grand, but i was able to track down the loaning office before the loan was processed, i was able to halt it in time. After my meeting with the loan office, i went to her job and found out she hadn't been to work in almost a week, i spoke with her boss and he informed me that she wrote her an email telling him that she's been going through some personal issues and she should be back in work the following week....this is after numerous of my phone calls were unanswered, i went to her place, no one answers, i did everything i could to try to keep the situation as civil as possible, but she chose to do the opposite. I find out she gets back with her ex, but tries to hide form me, i dont know why, if thats what she wants, im not gonna stop her. I

Lifes Role
In this world we lose we win On this earth still with sin There are the healthy there are those ill There are lots of hungry stomachs to fill There are people very kind In many places you will find Those who will kill those who will steal What happens in this universe is sometimes unreal Days going slow days going fast There is a future we have had a past From the first day till the last All our roles in life are precast. Written By: Crazy bitch

Off The Deep End??
Most my friends think i'm nuts!! but this is something i've wanted to do for a few years. i'm not happy with the way i look especially with age and the weight loss ive been doing recently. so i heard about this site to get me started on the 3 things i want done to me http://MyFreeImplants.com/models/31347/ i joined this late last nyte. Goal 1 is fuller firmer breast.....heh and a slight increase. that with my tummy tuck and a lil lipo...need to earn like 12k for all of it maybe one day....

Lustful Eyes Part Iii
i hear that moan that i know so well, she moans please baby deeper, as i do just that, she sees my cock it throbing and hard she takes it in her hands, stroking it mmmm yes this is what lust is what passion is, i finger her more deeply now and i feel her grinding into my hand and she moans so, loud , she is at her limit , she needs my cock she can stand it no longer and turns, me on my back and holding my cock in both her hands she works me in that warm heavenly, silky glorious pussy, mmmmm so tight and hot , what a feeling can there be anything better?, i think not, so she works me in inch by inch savoring my hardness then starts to ride me, like she has done so many times before , i pull on those rock hard nipple as she arches her, back and start to fuck me harder and deeper moaning and wimpering as i take her nipple in my mouth and start to chew, she grinds down on me as i thrust up into her and we fuck like animals till we are both spent, she smiles a

A Beautiful Poem- From Baldie7s Stash
Take a minute to read the poem "Slow Dance" below, written by a teenage cancer patient with very little time left on earth. Slow Dance This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. Please pass it on. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. It! was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done! Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fas

Our Dinner Together
i've been cooking all day. i've lost myself in anticipation. dicing each vegetable thinking exactly how it will look as it passes your sensuous lips, seeing the movement of the smooth lines of your jaw as you chew. making sure the steamed clams are moist enough i'm unable to stop myself from thinking about other juices, mine and yours. i'm going to prepare every sip and morsel myself. but i've hired a waiter to serve us. so that we can concentrate on our enjoyment. i've given just as much attention to the placement of things around the room. candles where they'll light enough but also not light other spots. treats for all our senses placed at convenient locations all through the house. chocolates and other tastes, silks and velvets to touch, soft and approachable visual images, incense and scented oils, and music. how many hours have i spent selecting music? lilting string concertos, sultry saxophone solos, occasional island steel drum pieces, all linked so that i merely need to hit st

Cheap Sex
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he then charged them $32.00. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office."

Saturday September 22, 2007
Today is a special day for one of Blitzed Out's couples. Tonight at 10 PM PUNKIE and KLYDE will be joined in most holy matimony ( or some shit like that). The entire NEWS FLASH! crew (me) would like to congratulate the couple. - NEWS FLASH 5:54 PM: We have been asked to remind our viewers that this is a formal event,so clothes will be required.

Not Sure Just Started Writing
she yearns... to feel that loving touch to close her eyes and feel that warm embrace. the moon bright across the dark blue sky she wonders, if the sight she sees is the same sky that shine upon him now. a tear... a sweet memories take over her mind.... she slides her hand along the grass..... thinking back on every gentle caress... she is at peace... knowing that one day the waves in the water will sail her back home to him.... in his arms once again until the day that death parts them.... even then thier love will never end.

Lonliness
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.

Because Of You
"Because Of You" I will not make the same mistakes that you did I will not let myself Cause my heart so much misery I will not break the way you did, You fell so hard I've learned the hard way To never let it get that far Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I lose my way And it's not too long before you point it out I cannot cry Because I know that's weakness in your eyes I'm forced to fake A smile, a laugh everyday of my life My heart can't possibly break When it wasn't even whole to start with Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I watched you die I heard you cry ever

So Mi Amigos
I may not be here for a few days. I am moving into my new place. The new internet is supposed to be installed, up and running on Monday but ya never know. So, here is your heads up just in case anyone misses me... sniff sniff.... lol. See you all when I get back. Be sure to leave lots of love. I will need it. OH hey and they finally set a court date for the divorce. October 2 I will finally be free and take back my maiden name after 28 years. Due to recent events I feel the need to contact my attorney about getting a restraining order against him. He is getting more hostile every day. Up until now it has always been (mainly) verbal and mental abuse. I am afraid of the look in his eyes now. Soooo I think I should find out if it can be done. Anyhow take care my dear friends see you soon. I am soooooo tired Love and hugs Sharon

Lets Play!!!
As I sit here on a Saturday night and watch my son refuse to go to sleep, I went through my first list. I'm getting ready to clean my closet. I'm always making new friends and having a wonderful time doing so, but I'm seeing a trend. Not many people are staying in touch. I can't be that boring people. So! What I would like to do is the following. If your on my friends list and would like to remain on my friends list, please let me know. But! I would also like to know WHY you'd like to remain my friend. Not to difficult. Ok? Just a quick line, doesn't even really matter why. Just send me a line. I do hope to hear from you and I hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend. Michael AKA: "It rubs the lotion...."

Lost In Black
lost in a day dream close my eyes to the things i see ive always been here tasting life bitterly tired of everything no more steppin on me ill give my life readily for an ounce of good never feeling like things are ok always been misunderstood climbing higher to be free no more steppin on me i try not to speak of many things words can kill blinding those who hear them keeping life still ill take my long road again being left behind by friends a shame theyll never see the real me

My Wish..
I would love to be a Henchmen by September 27th.. When I asked for this I still needed 570k to level and I am wishing that all my friends help me get there. As of now I need a hair over 500k. Please I know I could do it I just need everyones help. As always I will return all rates as quickly as I can. ♥ Kiffy ♥ Nykon`s Fubar Wife ♥@ fubar

To Day My I Found My Prince
well i am so overfilled with joy today i met the man of my dreams. He is the one that completes me. My knight in shineing amor. when things look dark and grim he showed me the way. he opened a door that i thought had closed for good. the heart is so precious and so fragile and one false move and it is broken. I promised him that i would alway be by his side and that i would give him my whole heart soul. feelings that i thought that would never come back are there and it is so wonderful. the feeling of knowing that he is there for me no matter what is just unexplainable. this is for you my love my friend my soulmate

Interesting Story
So last night I went over to my friend Melissa house to play some poker and after so many rounds of not winning we had to take a shot of tequila ( jtyl Jose & I broke up a looong time ago due to what is about to transpire) so she decides to bring out her life like hulk doll ...hmm wonder what she is thinking here LOL. So I look over and she is hog tying the hulk with A vacuum cord!!! Upon Seeing this I think I might have peed a little in my pants...So if that’s not funny enough she then decides to get revenge on an ex and print a picture of him and tape it to the hulk's face and writes the following with a black sharpie "You thought you broke my back? Guess what your shit was whack"... I took lots of pics of this scene which kind of looks like a really low budget 1960's porn scene...lol.. stay tuned for pics...

The Mid Summer Heat
The Mid Summer Heat By Raydog1 The day had been hot, but his work now complete It was time to escape from the mid summer heat. He went on inside and took a cool shower, And decided to rest for a couple of hours. It felt so good when his body hit the bed, But it felt much better when the pillow hit his head. The work hadn’t been hard, but still he was beat, He just blamed it on the mid summer heat. It was about 4:00 pm when he began to drift away, That’s when he noticed her standing in his doorway. She was wearing a white dress that was stuck to her skin, “The door was open”, she said, “so I decided to come in.” She was statuesque, from her head to her bare feet, He was happy she had come in from the mid summer heat. She walked across the room, to the foot of his bed, He couldn’t believe his eyes when she pulled the dress over her head. Her hair long and brown, her body curved and lean, She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

9-23-07
Today is perfect for getting to know new people, especially those from other cultures or who just think differently than those you're used to dealing with. Your welcoming smile will put them at ease. ---------------------------------------------------- Will my smile do the trick???

Beginning Chapter...starting To Organize Everything, Let Me Know What You Think!
They say you should “write what you know”. A million novelists and columnists have probably written on this subject, but if I wrote what I knew, it would mostly be a whining diatribe of my personal memoirs. So I choose to write about another subject, perhaps a dream, a figment of my imagination. A fantastical illusion that invaded my subconscious moments…will it make me a million dollars? Probably not. But somehow, getting this out of my head and onto paper makes me feel like I will. This is Josie’s story. She’s your daughter, your grandchild, your lover, your best friend. She’s not perfect, her flaws crawl into your heart of hearts and grab hold before you ever knew she was there. She’s crafty, she’s smart. She’s the girl you perhaps wanted to be, once in your life, but never had the courage. So you can see how she invaded me, caught me off guard in a poem. Her name then was Josephine. -------------------------------------------- It used to be an easy life. Wa

Goodbye
Well...I guess I am not going to be online for a while. There were very few of you who cared if I kept my page anyway, so it doesn't really matter. I'm not deleting it yet, but I won't be on as much. For those of you who actually do read this and do care, I'll miss you! When I do get back on here I'll leave ya'll a comment. Thanks for being my friends and take care!

Monkey Loves Pigeon
Thursday, 13 September, 2007 Monkey Loves Pigeon A heartwarming story from China: The abandoned monkey who has found love with a pigeon. They're an odd couple in every sense but a monkey and a pigeon have become inseparable at an animal sanctuary in China. The 12-week-old macaque - who was abandoned by his mother - was close to death when it was rescued on Neilingding Island, in Goangdong Province. After being taken to an animal hospital his health began to improve but he seemed spiritless - until he developed a friendship with a white pigeon. The blossoming relationship helped to revive the macaque who has developed a new lease of life, say staff at the sanctuary.

Just Wondering
I have seen some interesting blog entries under this heading,as well as a few Mumms...Many ask if I support the troops,and I often wonder if this is even a question in the real sense.I am retired military myself,so it's sort of like asking do I support myself?Of course the answer is yes.Being older than dirt now,I can remember when it was cool to not support the troops during the Vietnam era,a view largely expounded upon nightly by the Media outlets at the time.I myself did not particularly care for the methods used to try and modify South Vietnam to a democracy,but was largely unaware of just how much behind the scenes manipulating was going on at the time. (I was in high school for the last years of the conflict) Now it has come to pass that the United States is involved in another unpopular war Overseas,and many confuse supporting the troops with tacile agreement with the way in which the war is being conducted.Soliers on the ground have very little say-so in how and where The

Who Am I ?
Who Am I ? I am a Mom of 2 boys 16 and 4. Im a sister to a brother named John who is 3 yrs. older then myslef. I am a good Friend to many off the net. I can be a friend to you if you choose to be Honest and Straight foward.....Be Yourself and know how to Laugh Out Loud!!! I can be a smartass, funny, quiet, and good listener, and I can be honest with you as well. When Im nervous or feeling unease I tend to bounce my leg up and down alot, I dont like when people judge other's because they look differnt from other's. I am usually the one trying to make others laugh when I know they are mad or upset. I like all differnt kinds of movies but , if I were to watch a scary flick I tend to hide my face alot,lol. shhhhhh dont tell everyone. When my son and I go out we like making sandcastle's and swing on the swing's or my fave is the twisty slide that is so much fun,lol. My youngest son is 4yr. so I have been teaching him all the cool stuff too, like skipping rocks, fishing ev

Its Just My Life
Love is what is desired, But hate is what is found. My life has no love at all, And hate I have now. I cannot find happiness, All I can find is darkness. I can do many things, But none turn out correctly. I have had many failures, And very few completions. My life is filled with depression, Yet my friends seem to take that away. If I didn't have my friends by my side, I would be and empty shell of a person. I can't thank them enough for their help, But I can't seem to see the light at the end of the tunnel without them. My world is full or personal demons, And my life is plagued with emotional pains. My friends have helped me keep in control, Without them, my life would be not one worth living.

Take This Man
My heart is to big I care to much I wear my heart upon my sleeve I'm to compasionate for my own damn good Please take this man! I love to much and get burned I give and give and just get hurt I take and take and just give the pain Please take this man! I'm tired of HURTIN! I'mtired of CRYIN I'm tired of PAIN! I'm tired of SUFFERING! I'm tired of DEATH! I pray to the ALMIGHTY Gods above to watch over my clan I pray to the Gods ALMIGHTY to take this DAMN MAN!

One Of Those "special" Days!
This will be one of those days that gets recorded in baby books, lmao!! I am taking Taylor, age 16, for his first piercing. Yes, Mom has no problem taking her little boy for his first piercing. I believe he is getting his lip pierced - somewhere, lol! I will definitely do an addendum after the fact! If I had the extra money, I'd get my navel pierced. Get me close to this place and I want to get a tattoo or a piercing or something, lmao! Let's see how he handles the pain, shall we?!

Treason Is Imminent And (the Truth Shall Set You Free)!
Baby, I'm 100% for real on here. It is apparent to anyone who reads me, I think. I have never lied or misled and I think that FUBAR is pretty cool. So.....I told my lil' Rockstar friend "Kat" about it about a month ago. I also told her a couple of months ago about this guy that I was diggin' and that she could probably meet a few cool people too. Everytime that I had asked her if she had joined...her answer was always "Not yet....I've been busy". Thats cool. Whatever. So early last week, I took her out and we partied with the girls. She smoked a lil weed (I don't do that shyt), drank a little too much and we just chilled back at her boys house.....then she got diarrhea of the mouth. I siezed the opportunity because I knew she was defensless and I wouldn't have to listen to more bullshit! "Hey, you know you are busted right?" I said to her. "Yep...I know" *Blank, but knowing stare* "But I love you so much!" "Why in the fuck didn't you add me and why in the fuck are you be

I'll Miss...some Of You Lol
You you guessed it....the day has come...tonight is my last night at my apartment for awhile. I leave tommorow morning with my clothes, shave kit, food and booze. I will be at my sisters till I get a new place in the new town. I will try to check in on here if I can....but I doubt I will be able to...Sorry......but I gotta do, what I gotta do!

The Newest Lounge To Open: The Dragon's Den! ! ! !
Dragon's Den loungeThe Newest, hottest lounge on Fubar!Come see And play; Open 24/7 Come have a party and chat with new friendsBring a friend and have fun!The first 50 people to join get a gift! click on either picture to come to the lounge! "SORRY THE FIRST SET DID NOT WORK, BUT THIS ONE DOES! ! ! CLICK ANY PIC AND YOU ARE THERE!

Married
I am married to my high school sweet heart. We have been together for six years and married for almost 2. I am devoted to my wife. We are comfortable enough with our relationship that we don't mind being on this site as long as the we know everything that is going on with eachother. No we are not swingers(Damn It) but we enjoy hearing what other people like to say about us and we don't mind commenting on others.

Thanks A Lot.
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces trying to protect us from terrorism. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your butt, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice

Serendipity
Someone had once told me about serendipity....i was not sure what to think of this...(and had to google it lol). I guess life has many surprises at many different angles.Kinda like "serendipity" looking for one thing and finding another.I have found this statement so true.I have thought i found what i was looking for ..for about 2 months...come to realize that it was not at all what i was looking for.I have this awesome person in my life that has been there all along and i just have been over-looking them....but now i have finally stopped and took a closer look...and i have found the most caring and gentle "giant" anyone could ever ask for...i thank you! and you know who you are w/ out any names being named.....much love for you hun! muah!

Suicide
Life is never good for me and this is what I wish you'd see. Just let me end it all for I'll be happy in the end, I'll finally be free. Free from all the pain and torment and the never ending battle. No more dealing with the arguments and tears, I'd finally be through with it all. You just don’t seem to understand that by keeping me here your making it worse. If I were dead and gone by now I'd be happy, I wouldn’t have this life, I wouldn't have the curse. I’m already considering doing this even without your consent. I know for sure that once its all over with my heart will finally be content. So here I am just sitting there, on my bed with a knife to my wrist. Please everyone don’t be upset, please don’t be pissed. You just need to know I love you all but couldn’t handle it anymore. Ok here I go, I’m doing this for sure. You just need to let me go to heaven now, hopefully God will understand and accept this. Just tell my baby I love him and I’m sorry I couldn’

Ive Been Sick
Sorry everyone Ive been been sick, but Im feeling better well the long run is yet to be seen no one can see the future, Ive been looking into new places to live the park I live in is closing soon and new things in my life has forced me to look at things in a different light, I have been looking for my other kids for awhile now a few years back I lost their number, it was a unlisted number and I have been looking for them ever sense they live in the north and I live here in hell Florida, I was looking at on another server and I noticed my name it was not me I investigated and fond my son we are talking now and things are ok. my health has been bad its hard from me to get out of bed at times and I have been so sick that its affecting my job on fubar, don't be surprised if I am replaced there are good bouncers on here so treat them good,I am proud of what I was able to accomplish here, as far as the site I am not a disgruntle bouncer, so don't ask me site questions that you know I will n

~~the Rain Angle~~
The Rain Angle by BlueWolf © Chrissy was a new angel. She had only been in Heaven a few days. Everything was so beautiful there, and everyone was so nice. And even though she was the newest angel she had been given a very important task. Chrissy was in charge of the rain. Every week, on Monday and Thursday, she had to be sure that the clouds opened up and spread their raindrops all over the world. Because every so often, every living thing on the earth needed rain. Chrissy asked one of the older angels if he could help her. "Well," said the old one, "the angel that had the job before you used to tell sad stories to the clouds, and that made them cry." But Chrissy was a very happy little angel and she didn't know any sad tales. So she didn't think that would work. One night Chrissy flew up to see the Man In The Moon to ask him if he knew how to make it rain. "Hmnnn," said the moon as he thought about the question. "You might try pinching the clouds to see if that would ma

Thread Of Life
When asked if one could do things over most say;"Yes, they would." Why? DO people not realize that things past is part of there life thread, part of their fabric that makes them who they are. Never regret what has come and past it is what makes us who we are. Live Laugh Love, never look back but never forget where you come from and where you have been. It is what makes You and keeps You held together.

22 Year Old Toy Boy !!! I Want One..lol
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon. I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

Generic Drugs
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafallin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, bixafix, and of course, ibtpokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “High balls”, and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink’. Pepsi will market the new c

Living Room Take Over
i hate it when people crash an hour or two before i go to work (7am) and are STILL sleeping when i get home. cause usually there's someone ALWAYS sleeping in the living room. either it be tashauna our roommate or one of our friends. but i just wish that they would try to go to bed a bit earlier. cause when i get home i can't do anything! can't watch tv, can't turn on lights, ugh :S and i can't go into my bedroom cause rick's usually sleeping in there. he works grave yards. but still i hate sitting in front of the computer for 2-3 hours before anyone wakes up :s it's so damn boring!! :( well that's it, i just wanted to complain, mainly cause i'm bored and have nothing else to do...sigh...

Haha
wtf i hate whining sore losers , call someone a cheater bc they r losing anyways fuck it i added anyone who request till i have reson to remove them futher more if u dont want bombin in a contest u host state that its sad my sis is deleting her account... i cant till the vip is over but im not lettin crybabies push me off here much love to my true friends

What Anime Soul Do You Have
You scored as sanguine/bright/beautiful soul, You are a joy to be around, and everyone you know feels comfortable in your presence. Bright colors, sunshine, and love are mostly all you need to be happy. You love life, and you love to laugh. You are always the conspicuous center of the crowd and the life of the party. Your soul seems to be very restless, however, and you try to overcome this feeling by always doing something. http://www.dittytalk.com/sakuracerulean (hey girls- here's somethin fun u can do- take the guy anime soul quiz and answer the questions the complete opposite of what you would answer for yourself- the result should b ur perfect type boyfriend, after all, opposites attract! ^ ^)dark/deep soul67% sanguine/bright/beautiful soul67% sweet/kind/gentle/ soul42% shy/quiet/caring soul42% quiet/calm/cool/collected soul42% tomboy/skater gurl/born 2 b wild soul0% ~girls~ What anime soul do you have? (great pics and detailed summary)created with QuizFarm.com

Luv And The Art Of The Wang
ON SOULMATES DON'T go for the soulmate, That's a yin yang thing. Soulmates work WITH you, but they are SO different you don't become a better person IN love, you become a better person fighting to UNDERSTAND them better. TWIN FLAMES GO for the twin flame... that's a lover AND a best friend in one person... a person so close to you that they WANT to be with you just because they like you that much and you WANT to be with them because you like them that much. Someone who LOVES you also looks out for YOUR best interests. Someone who loves you wants YOU to be HAPPY in your life. The more complex your understanding becomes, the more they LOVE to understand you. Of course over time people will try to CREATE and supply fake twin flames and soulmates. EVERYONE wants someone special for a series of reasons. That is a TYPE of love but it doesn't last because ultimately... its a charade. And twin flames are not EXACTLY the same either.

Anyone Down For Some Fun?
If anyone wants to talk shit,go to the Dinner with the dog mumm and tell Xhellerx How queer he is.Thnx if you do thnx if you dont.Someone please have fun for me since his queer ass blocked me. xhellerx: i left ya a lil love note fuck face Tell his queer ass learn spanish before he tries to talk shit in it.

Im Out
well fubar has finally broke me. i cant take it anymore. so i am going to delete this page. just wanted to drop everyone a quick note and let you all know. most of the people that will read this alredy have my yahoo address. but for those of you that are interested its twizted_metal13@yahoo.com. my messenger screenname is twizted_metal13. feel free to hit me up on there. i just need to get away from this site.

Seven Of Your Photos Has Been Marked Nsfw.
Seven of your photos has been marked NSFW. date: 2007-09-23 14:44:08 One of your photos has been marked NSFW. Hide header Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:16:33 -0700 (PDT) From: Size: 1 KB To: mtbikers72@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. If do that again!! I gonna putting whole all of my pics going to in fa

"welcome!"
"I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I AM NEW TO THIS SITE AND I MUST SAY EVERYONE HAS MADE ME FEEL REALLY AT HOME!" "SO I AM SAYING THIS TO ALL OF YOU WHO DOES VIEW, ADD, COMMENT, RATE ETC!" Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m "TO MY PAGE!"

My Bar Tab Is....$260 (have I Ever Lived? Lol)
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Did some X -- $15 Did cocaine -- $20 Did meth -- $25 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on FUBAR -- $100 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's n

Who Knows Where This Leads To..
I feel so ignorant tonight. I don't know what I have done or what I do that is so wrong. I seem to mess up everything with everybody. Why can't I get it right? Why do I mess up with everybody? I am so tired of being the cause. I just want to be happy and some days it feels like I can almost touch it. Then reality hits,people say things and shatter your whole world. Have you had this happen? You think things are great then all of a sudden you feel your heart shatter ~CRASH~ People are too blind to even realize what they are doing? I am dying on the inside and I don't know what to do. I am so worry that I will be played. I can't take it. Trust is a big issue. Is this really worth it? I think it is but if I get played,I will die! I can't take much more sorrow. I have had enough now I just want to be HAPPY. Can anyone tell me what HAPPY means??

Priority For This Evening
though I do keep putting it off... my external hard-drive arrived. Need to hook it up, transfer stuff to it. (Then soon format this machine and give it as a present, hook up new machine, hook up external HD and other gifts to it... and really, really clench teeth hopefully...)

People Stop Whining, U Dont Like Fubar Then Hit The Delete My Profile, Damn Babies!!
Love this song :D All day ive seen people bitch and moan about how they dont like this or that on Fubar, well if ur life is Fubar, I feel for you, turn off the pc go do something productive. If u dont like the way they run the site, delete urself, go back to myspace I read a bulletin today about a guy who is getting a lawyer cause Baby J wont answer his emails about his complaints lmao well im sure Mike (Baby J) gets enough of these types of emails and hes tired of the whining and bitching too. This guy in the bulletin claims, hes gonna own Fubar cause he took screen shots lmao Good luck on that one buddy. Man talk about some people that need to check themselves. Then other people complaining about the bouncer checks, me myself I like them way better then the time outs, reason there is bouncer checks is to bust people using blasters/scripts, this is an adult site, can we all just deal with the way the site is and stop bitching about all the little things in life, my god use ur en

Life&psycho Pt 2
->Psychowolf...: i am calling my Cousin who lives at blackjack ranch in somerseville to come inspect the baby before he buys it! ->Psychowolf...: ask jeeves Leanna_K.O...: payment for what ->Psychowolf...: early payment, its a trophy of gold Leanna_K.O...: why did you send me a gift

Woot First Movement Video
This is the first movement of my daughter, its only one but you can see it, shes a smart little devil and knows when im trying to record her on a moving session so i was lucky to even get this. Long video for just the one movement but so worth it, (you see it with about 10 seconds left of video) and the damn camera ran out of batteries after that movement too and she was off on one too, it was the beginning of around 15 mins of movement and i missed :(

Ewok Adventure
Then he blocked, of course...CONTINUE on this one! ->Psychowolf...: I think its an EWOK.....the JEDI are interested in acquiring ewoks N8 Honeys ...: what the fuck you think it is asshole ->Psychowolf...: ARE you, or are you not SELLING it?....Wait....is that a KID N8 Honeys ...: boy you are being retarted ->Psychowolf...: The force is strong in this dwarf... ->Psychowolf...: I just put on my robe, and grabbed my lightsaber ->Psychowolf...: 50k for the dwarf N8 Honeys ...: YOU SO FUNNY ->Psychowolf...: the one youre walking with ->Psychowolf...: the dwarf N8 Honeys ...: BUY WHAT ? ->Psychowolf...: did you buy it? N8 Honeys Future Husband !!@ fubar

From My Journal Apr. 2, '04
candace cheated on me night before last.she went out drinkin, got fucked up, kicked out of the bar, some random guy took her home and she fucked him. that said, im in love with this girl. i really am in love with her. that night i talked to her while she was in the bar, but she was busy drinkin, so we agreed that she would call me when she left there. she assured me that she would be ok. said some guy she worked with promised to make sure she got home. i was sketched because i am a guy and i know how we are with drunk girls, but she said it was all ok and not to worry and she would call when she got home. she didnt call. i stayed up till 5 in the morning waiting. worried as shit. she didnt call. the next morning, (yesterday) brandi woke me up and said we needed to talk. and i knew. i had known from the night before but i had hoped i was just paranoid. now brandi was sitting across from me, looking very grim, assuring me that im not just paranoid..

This Is My Story
I don't know why but I feel the need to tell my story. This isn't for rates, pity or recognition. I just feel like telling a story of a man and what made him what he is today. If you wanna read it. Feel free. I was born in Jacksonville, Fl. in the 70's. We lived in what is considered one of the poorest neighborhoods now. My mom was a Hippie and all I really remember about that time was being left to wander around at random parties that she would go to. I know I was younger than 5 but this was my first introduction to drugs. My dad I barely knew. I did know hey was a biker and a painter. Honestly my only real memory of him was him telling me that all men take cold showers. Stupid as it sounds. He died in a Motorcycle accident when I was three. After that I guess it was hard for Mom because I remember boyfriend after abusive boyfriend. I still shudder when I think about that night we spent in the emergency room after a one cruel bastard broke her arm. At this time in the early Eig

From Last Night....
I made up with the person that pissed me off last night, but I am still kind of pissed and hurt.... I never let what happens online get to me like this, and it tells me that I definitely need to take a break from this place.... I will say that some of what happened last night was my own fault, I guess I need to be more clear with people than what I am. For that I apologize.... I will only be here for short times of the day to use up my 11's so I'm not wasting them, and I may upload a few pictures, I'm still doing tags for people, but other than that, if you see me, I will speak, if not, try to catch me the next time. I still love my friends and hope the best for you all.....and that is REAL, and totally heartfelt, I know its the internet and all, but I know that my friends are real people with real feelings that just happen to be sitting in front of a monitor....Take care you all...

My Cum
She hated me so much she spat out my cum and for a moment we looked at that mess of half-life and saliva on the hardwood floor of her kitchen. she didn't want my protein. didn't want a part of me to be a part of her. It had nothing to do with taste. It had everything to do with hostile sex. Sometime lovers who hated each other, emotional sadomasochism. Being with her tore me like paper. I couldn't spend this life with her, ever. I didn't spend two more weeks with her. But I wouldn't spend the night alone. It felt so good when we hurt together.

Someone Special Like You
did you ever feel like your all alone in this world and now you would really love to scream and shout with all the pain you hold so many times I had this feeling within its confusion everyday I would like to find me someone special like you girl its with you that I want it to be its with you I like it to be you and only with you your love is all that I need its with you that I like it to be with you and only with you together just you and me many times when I was all alone and so afraid we can never find someone to love what would I like to do some many times I held this feeling within in confusion everyday I want to find someone special like you cause its with you that I want it to be its with you that I like to be with and only with you and love is all that I need its with you that I would like to be with you and only with you together just you and me its with you that I'm dying to be with you together just you and me

Thank You
Thank you for changing my life, Even if it wasn't for the better. Thank you for being there for me, Even if you weren't there forever. Thank you for making me see, Even if it's the worst parts of me. Thank you for showing me the truth, Even if that means my misery. Thank you for knowing when to leave, Even if my heart begins to bleed. Thank you for being there when I cried, Even if it means I nearly died. Thank you for knowing when to move on, Even though I know it still feels wrong.

Hmmmm:|
i wanted to thank everyone that help my sister and showed her love even tho she withdrew from the contest ... i will be helping my two friends get thier hh and then im takin a break from any bombing so dont ask and yeah i love my sisters ♥

Changes And... No Life???
Heya all, it's been a while since I last wrote a blog... There has been some major changes in my so-called life... First, I went to Sweden a few weeks ago, on a survival trip... Kinda fun, but I'm afraid of heights....... Secondly, my communication/IT and english teacher is homeworking the poo outta me and I got almost none spare time and I'm like dead when I come home at 5 in the afternoon... School in general is kinda harsh, but we do party too.. Hehe... I went to my first real party last thursday and almost drank my brains out in Dooley's (some kind of Bailey's, just more caramellish in the taste) Uhmmmm... *EDIT* ok I didn't drink my brains out i got funny to listen to -.- To the people who misunderstood this... Sorry! What to write... Oh, yeah. I'm thinking about starting drawing on my manga about satan's life again ^^ I love the way I draw him sooo cute... God's the evil nerd!!!Haha Those people i showed the first chapter to really likes it... Anyway, that

Wish I Could Ask This In Mums ?
Does any one ever feel a threatening tone ,when you go to answer mums , truthfully and try to also give a lightend humorus answer ,at times too . but then some one shouts and sends you a threating message in shout box .Seems im making enemies ; when all im trying to do is help or give honest opions in mums. but right now im receiving threats in my shout box so im not responding and hope this all disapears soon. hugs diana

Godmother!!!!!!!
Its been a long week! this time last sunday I was still 285,000 to go but thanks to a wonderful contest turnout, a spotlight, and the help of a few good friends and MANY new ones I finally made it! SO im sitting here contemplating. I have made it as high as #13 in rank and 11 in legends at one time which amazes me. I dont see myself ever making red but its interesting how differently people treat you past spot 20 or so. No matter how hard you try to stay out of drama somehow you end up snarled in it. Im told its much worse in the infamous red group and honestly I dont think I want it if thats what it has become. Bottom line peeps- THIS IS THE INTERNET! There are no cash prizes for maxxing out or making it to the top. Its taken me a lot to realize what true friendship here is and trust me its rare. Many are just out for what YOU can do for THEM.About 90% of the guys are just trying to get laid but hell thats true in real life as well. Starting today, Im going to be a better frie

To Brown Eyes
Why are you my beloved? Why do I care so much about you, Yet feel like I know so little? What do you have that draws me to your love, Like a moth to the flame? I feel like I know you not, but I know you. I don’t mull over the visible, But I fall for the credible. I've come to terms, it will never work out. I want it to, I desire it to, But it won't. At least not for this moment in time. Your existence lies far away from my own. But I love you. I see you have possible current terms with someone. But I LOVE you. What do I even have that you could possibly desire? What do I possess, That makes me a door and not a window? But both can be opened, By the touch of a hand. But I LOVE YOU! No! I can't take it! I can't breath. Your love, my love is to strong to bear. At first it was a want, Now it is a passion. I need to quit before I dig myself to deep, To ever get out, Because the only other way out, Is by the help of your loving hand. I need to stop, but

Jessie........
running my hand along her thigh nibbling at her ear, she writhes in my arms, as endorphins flood my mind. stolen kisses, complete darkness, finding each other by feel, knowing where the other is in our hearts. completing one another, filling the voids. existing to love loving to exist.

The Many Currencies Of Love
Love comes in many currencies. Just recently I was reminded of that fact. A woman with whom I had developed an attraction helped me remember it. I had come to the point where I was pretty much in love with her and she knew it. For her own reasons she did not feel the same way towards me. Being compassionate she tried as best she could to set me down easily, sure it stung, no one likes being spurned, but she wasn’t mean about it. She spared crushing me. My overall impression was that of tenderness. When I first contacted this woman I knew I wanted more than friendship, but I don’t think I made that clear to her at the time. I wanted to try something new; instead of telling this woman how attracted I was to her, first try learning about her and her me. I thought the most important thing to develop was a base of trust. I was afraid of doing that, I thought is was a double edged sword; taking the chance of ending up just being a friend instead of her lover. I now believe it’s

Fred & Harry...2 Friends Loooooool
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day. Toward the end of the golf course, Fred hit his ball into the woods. Harry, laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond where Fred hit his. Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier every minute. Finally, in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups, he found his ball. Instead of just continuing the game, he took his club and thrashed every single buttercup in that patch smashing the weeds to pieces. All of a sudden, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?! Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life... better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" The

Deleted Bulletin
Well this one is kinda long so please read its not often i post a bulletin so when i do post one i assure you that it is rather important to me as this is... i ask you to read it in its entirety and i also encourage you to comment i love all the feedback i recieve on this site weather it good or bad i would like to hear all your thoughts about this maybe someone can elighten me as to why... this is a "fu-mail" sent to scrapper i have edited nothing in this it is a direct copy and paste the header is included Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:03:10 -0700 From: Size: 4 KB To: scrapper@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ok i may not be the most observant person on fubar.. but i am rather curious about the ethics on a place where i spend my time and money. I've been around for a long time and i must say that something is going horribly wrong here 1st those of use who pay vip's we

I Don't Get It. (warning: This Will Probably Piss Everyone Off!)
OK..so the guys on here are just basically guys. Most don't have this "ooh yeah baby let me show you how naughty I can be" shit going on with their photos and such. Some look like decent dudes, and some look like wanna be player gangsta wanker types. But why do so many of the girls on here dress like they're in Jugs magazine?? Do they have such low self-esteem that this is the forum they use to pick people up and show what a porn star they can be? I know this is an "online bar" but would you go into a real life bar in just your thong and a bra and broadcast to the whole place that your some horny chic looking to get laid? Maybe I'm just too old fashioned. I'm not old. Hell I'm only 34. And maybe I'm not what some people would call hot because I don't dress in clothes that show all of what I got. I believe in leaving a little something to the imagination. I just don't get it. What ever happened to getting to know someone, becoming friends with people, and then if things become intimate

Prayer Request :-(
There's one thing that my hubby and I agree on and that's suicide is selfish and not the way to solve anything but some people just can't handle the pressure of whatever they are going through because of different reasons whatever they are. It still hurts though and for that I have mixed feelings. I am sad for our friend and pissed that my husband is hurting for the way our friend passed. I really need your prayers guys. Prayers for my husband and his units suffering over this tragic loss and the soldiers family. Keep us all in your prayers. Thanks. God Bless everyone.

It's That Time Again
Reminder time :p ... Gently loving reminder from me that if all you're going to rate is the NSFWs, please take your dick elsewhere. I put alot of time and effort into the pictures i post, and either you can do what you can to rate things that actually do matter, or i can lock them back up again. Any whining about how i don't rate your pictures will be met with the standard "when you tie yourself up, put clothespins and hot wax on your balls and i come to masturbate, i'll rate your pics." I do love you guys, and i do have fun reading all the comments and taking the pics when i can, but if all i'm getting out of it is offers to cyber and little boys of all ages asking for my email or if i have yahoo (all of which will be met with the standard "fuck off") ... i will relock the albums... anyone that's been in my friends for a more than a week will tell you this is not an idle threat. Love you all, Sin

Looking For People To Join Staff For My Lounge "guilty Pleasures"
Contact me if u would like to be part of the Guilty Pleasures team, we have a blast in there, Live DJ 24/7. Also if u were part of the staff before, let me know if u wanna continue to be part of the team. Thanks so much. Happy Hump Day Everyone!! Much love, xoxoxox Jen :D

Resident Evil : Extinction
That was one hell of a movie! I went last night with Chris & Cass. I should've known better than to sit in the middle, with as much as they were both jumping I thought the movie was just jumping on the screen. LOL Anyway yeah it was a good way to round out the trilogy though I doubt that's it... *rolls eyes* And for the record Nemesis was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler looking that Dr. Isaacs. Oh and one of the times Chris jumped I almost caught an elbow to the face. :D Chickenshits. LOL

The Games Feature Here
Stop sending me requests I don't play games or anywhere. I was pre video game and not for nothing very thankful about that. So don't waste your time sending me them please. I dont and wont play. Thanks The Goddess

It's Just The Two Of Us!!!
Take this sentence and finish it... Me and you should ______________________! Post this to your blog after you respond and see how many crazy answers you get! I am not much into these you know that... but right now I can use something:crazy. smooth, hot, cheeky, fun, wet, wild, give me something to dream about...something to dwell on.

Sick Of Everything
well i needed to vent or to at least get everything off of my chest. I'm just tired of everything thats goin on... i'm tired of bein treated like a kid. not allowed to be n the phone with my friends when i want or when we actually have time to chat. Get bitched about being on line all day. WHen half the time i'm busy taking care of my kids. Damn.. not even any time for just me to sit an chill an do what i want. Married life sucks. or at least this married life sucks. I stay home an take care of hte kids an clean the house an ever even get thanked for doing what i can in between takin care of a 4 yr old an a 2yr old. So whatever.. Damn attitude im totally sick of. So thanks to all my friends who are always there for me. I love you guys! I just needed to vent a lil. got any questions go ahead an ask me lol.

A Kiss
Frightful phrases from haunted lips, Poisonous ink-laced kiss. Tactless tongue walks a thin red line, Lewdly begging any other to entwine. Mouthing sweet and dirty, silent nothings, Calling forth desires long left wanting. Garish gasping from drying lips, Frantic carnal wishes. Weak attempt of a tired tongue, Exhausted by acts presumed morally wrong. Drawing forth flesh to a mouth, Nourishment from pleasure found.

Whats The Deal People?
i dont know what is going on in this damn world anymore...you ever get to the point where you just dont give a fuhk? Well im at that point right now. My bone is this, im tired of people ASSUMing they know me, then when they find that they dont...they run...grown some balls bitches! Come ON...talk about celibesy....LOL. ive met some good people and dumb asses here on the FU-Bar, but nothing to disappointing...just dont know what to think of floks anymore...FUHKEM!

Waking Me Up!
Oh damn i am tired.....not that i am complaining or anything! After a long day, a few glasses of wine and some FUBAR flirting I headed off to bed around 11. At 1 in the morning i am awoken to my wife playing with my cock. She starts off by teasing my balls ever so sexily with her fingers and the odd grasp of my dick. She gets me soooo fuckin hard that way, then proceeds to start sucking my dick. The whole time i am lying there, really sleepy...one eye open and emitting the odd moan now and then. She now decides its time for her to practice her hand job technique on me. Damn it was great! I very seldom get a hand job from her. She prefers to blow me. I never cum from her hand jobs (and these are extremely rare btw) but last night.......i shot off my load. Very sexy and hot. Thanks for that hun......i love ya! After all this she crashes almost immediately. Me on the other hand, am wide awake and can't fall asleep. Stuck watching old re-runs of 'Married With Children'. D

Small Business
I'm thinking of starting up a small business with an old friend. It'll be a ranch out in Texas where it'll be a hunting reserve (mainly wild pigs since they're rampent out there). Eventually have a lodge/house and a number of mustangs for riding/camping/hunting with. He threw up the idea and already has 25 acres. I'm looking at adding to that number. I'm not expecting any monetary return right now but down the run it has some nice long term potential with low costs upfront. It's also a added bonus that he knows a number of self made millionaires who fly into the local airport and he customized their aircraft. Some he's taken hunting out there for some fees a few times already.

Somebody Should've Told You, It Never Comes Easy...
I love "Life Is A Garden", that's where I got the title for this blog from. Anywho. I'm stuffy as hell. I don't feel like sickish anymore but I really wish I was able to breathe out of my nose. It sucks waking up in the middle of the night cause you can't freaking breathe. And it's even worse not being able to go near my babies til I feel better. Last thing I need is for them to get sick. I just hope I can knock out this cold before Saturday. Of course with help of Tylenol Severe Sinus & Congestion, I'm sure I'll be able to do something. Or so I hope. Anyway, here's Greeley Estates, "Life is a Garden". enjoy. :D

Thanks Friends!
JUST HAD 4 OF MY PICS FLAGGED.....2 OF WHICH WERE PREVIOUSLY APPROVED AS BEING NON-NSFW BY A BOUNCER....FUNNY THING IS....IT CAME FROM ONE OF MY "FRIENDS" BECAUSE THE ALBUM THAT IT IS IN IS ONLY VIEWABLE BY "FRIENDS"....THATS OKAY...PAY BACKS ARE A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just Got A Phone Call......
Well looks like I will be making a trip back to the Cardiologist tomorrow...seems the monitor has recorded somethings that do not look to good. They would not tell me anything over the phone, just that they needed to see me in the office at 9:30 am for a follow-up...so I just wanted everyone to know...so may my nerves be in abundance today... Hope everyone is having a good day...love you all! Muahz!:D

There Is A Player In The Midst Of Fubar Beware!
Okay everyone, You all know that I am about safety of women and people in general. Well, I have been talking to this guy on fubar for about a month or so and we got fubar married and planned on getting married. Recently I stumbled upon someone who he planned on have a relationship too on fubar, and we became friends and have caught him up in a lie of playing both of us. He has deleted his accounting when he found out that we found out about eachother, and he probably will make a new one. So, watch out for him. He will play with you too. He is a good liar. The other woman and I are not angry at each other because we didn't do the bad doing, in face we are now friends and want to post this picture of him to warn every woman out there to watch out for him. We are working together to make sure that none of this happens to any of you guys. I beg you not to fall into his trap if he makes another profile. PLEASE REPOST LADIES THERE IS A PLAYER AMONG US BEWARE HIS NAM

Mumm Feedback
Attn all you MuMMers! I am requesting feedback about what you would like to see in the MuMMs. Many of you have had your MuMMs deleted for inappropriate content or because they just don't fit the guidelines of what a MuMM is, which auto blocks you from posting another one. So I would like some CONSTRUCTIVE feedback on what you would like to see happen if we were to update the MuMMs. Cheers!

Virus Threat
Hello, just sending out this message to everyone on my contact list: If someone by the name of Ashley Marc James wants to add you to their list don't accept it. Its a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account. Right click on the group name of your friends' list and click: Send Message to all. This is affecting to the best of my knowledge Yahoo, Skype and MSN. This is not a fake! Peace and Light To YOU

Not So Daily Rant (2)
So, cheese. We all eat it. Unless we're lactose intolerant or can't eat dairy products, or just don't like it. But those of us who eat it tend to eat it, if you see what I'm saying. Yes, there is a point, and I'll get to it eventually. When you buy cheese, it is, of course, cheese. It looks like cheese. It tastes like cheese. It has nothing but cheese in it, in effect, because it is... yes. Cheese. So why in the name of King Eric* is it that when we buy meat, it's not necessarily all meat? I went to the delicatessen earlier at the supermarket. I bought two hundred grams of turkey. Now, buying two hundred grams of turkey, one may naturally assume that one is getting what? Yes. Turkey. However, upon inspection of the label, I notice something: "98% turkey" Ninety-eight percent? What the hell is the other two percent? Why doesn't it tell me? Should I eat it without knowing? As it happened, I was too hungry to actually care at the time, so I cut up my crusty roll

A Little Game
This is CREEPY! Try it. It only takes about 30 seconds. Don't cheat! Think of a letter between A and W. * * * * * * * * * * * Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Keep going . . . Don't stop . . . * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Think of an animal that begins with that letter. * * * * * * Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in that animals name. Say it out loud as you scroll down. * * * * * * * * * * * Almost there........ * * * * * * * * * Now count o

Ain't This A Bitch?
Yesterday my A/C was frozen. It was hot as hell outside and inside. About 88 F inside the house.It's fixed now. And I'll be damned if it ain't cool and windy outside today now that the A/C is working fine lmfao Ain't that a bitch? LOL

Love
english translation for a most wonderful indian song which i always love.hope u all like it too fanaa....... fanaa......... "Salvation........Salvation......" yaakkai thiri kaadhal sudar - anbae "O love,The body is the wick and love is the flame," jeevan nadhi kaadhal kadal - nenjae "My heart,Life is a river whilst love is the ocean" piRavi pizhai kaadhal thirutham nenjae "My heart,The sin of birth is rectified by love" irudhayam kal kaadhal siRpam anbae "o love, The heart is mere stone whilst love is the sculpture" yaakai thiri kaadhal sudar - fanaa "The body is the wick and love is the flame" thoduvoam thodarvoam padarvoam maRavoam thuRavoam "We will touch love, we will continue love, we will spread love, we will not forget love , we will not renounce love" thoduvoam thodarvoam padarvoam maRavoam iRavoam "We will touch love, we will continue love, we will spread love, we will not forget love , we will not die" thoduvoam thodarvoam padarvoam maRav

Thinking
Ok so I was thinking today about how my life is. I realized I don't have much time for dating, having fun and enjoying life. I work at home and I work my ass off at work. You know I like to keep busy. I hate being idle for very long because I feel like I am wasting time. Yes I know I am here alot but I am not really here here with you guys. I get up and do things and come back. Right now I am remodeling my new place. Oh ya I got me a new place. I am busy stripping the doors. This place needs alot of work. I am not ignoring anyone. I am just a very busy person. When I do slow down long enough to breath and see whats going on in here. I realize how much I miss. I am trying to take the time to upload all of my stash stuff. So you guys can laugh and cry with me. Thank you to all of my friends who have tried to help me level up. I found out you really can't do a whole lot on the lower levels. I can't comment bomb people very long because I reach my limit fast. Which is upsetting because I

9-26-07
You're the master of compromise -- though today, you may have to negotiate with different aspects of yourself. That's not as hard as it sounds, though it may take a while to figure it all out. ........................................................ Help me decide what I need to do!!!!!

Wensday September 26, 2007
Nothing happened today... yeah... um... i got nothin else to say. -NEWS FLASH 3:17 PM: ( COURTESY OF REPORTER DJ MIZZUNDERSTOOD): Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rarely ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect in it's weigh My chequer tolled me sew. -- Sauce unknown

Believe It Or Not...
Believe it or not, at 33 years old I have never had a one night stand...ever. Believe it or not, I have driven fifty miles just to give a kiss goodnight. Believe it or not, I have never made a promise I didn't keep. I open with this simply because I am so tired of the stigma that comes with being a straight, single man in his early thirties. Most people jump at one of two assumptions: either you're gay, or you're a player..."just like every other guy"..."a typical guy" as it's been put to me time and time again. Yet I am straight, single, and 33 years old, saying I am anything BUT "typical". The problem has been trying to convince anyone of that. Women have heard everything...EVERYTHING time and time again. Chances are they've heard it all from someone who has hurt them deeply. The players have used and abused every romantic gesture and phrase in their endless persuit to "conquer as many women" as possible. Telling a woman that she is beautiful, like so many other co

A New Brand Of Genius
Fubar brings out the absolutes in people. I just saw a status that said "read the ****blog" so I did. When I read the blog it said leave me alone or I'll block you. Of course there were some well thought out expletives in there so I wrote back. I asked why that was necessary. When I'm in a bad mood I don't want to have anything to do with many people so why advertise? Anyway, I told the person if it was in her need to block me to just block away. Do you really think I'd miss someone like that?

Antivirus Warning
This is not a virus warning, but an antivirus warning. I've been using McAfee Antivirus and their other products on my computers for as long as I have owned one. Their antivirus software has always gotten high marks from Maximum PC Magazine, which is a source I trust and highly recommend. Well tomorrow I'm uninstalling McAfee from my computers. A month ago I noticed my checking account was short and found out McAfee had hit it for my yearly subscription. I called them up and they confirmed that I had not authorized auto-renewal and said I would have a refund in 3-5 business days. I was furious, explained what a shitty deal that was due to their mistake, as if giving them a piece of my mind would do any good. That was bad enough to sour me on the company, but today was enough to set me on a campaign. Today I found out that a couple of days ago they did it again - they made yet another withdrawl from my checking in an attempt to get me signed up for another year. So I called th

I Really Do Not Like This Hacker I Had
Im so frustrated and pissed off. That hacker destroyed so much on my pc. 160 GIGs of information, pics, music, etc... GONE. 8 years of stuff on there and all because he was pissed off that I wouldn't go nude in front of the cam! And when he turned on my cam he seen the police. You would think that people would have more to do than to destroy what people do. A spoiled brat! I don't even know who he was/is. He hacked my pc. demanded I strip or he would destroy my pc. I refused. He played around shutting off my pc etc. I called the police. When they got here, I turned internet back on and the hacker turned on my cam to see the police and then destroyed my hard drives or disabled my operating system. Yes, I am protected now with Linux. BUT still i had so much in that drive. and no no backup. I never thought I would be hacked. Never thought I would have anything that a hacker would want. A guy wanting a thrill and that is what does this... ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Pic Contest Please Vote Ty
Heres your link for the contest... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=589480&i=2896192229# Contest will start at 7pm Eastern time on 9-26-07 and Ends at 7 PM Eastern on 9-29-07. Have fun with this alright? NO Drama .. Contest Rules: 1. Most comments win! 2. Comment bombing allowed and encouraged! 3. Self Bombing is advised! 4. No Drama Please, its for fun isn’t it? 5. No harassing of other contestants 6. No Late submissions 7. Prizes will be awarded at close of contest 8. Have Fun with this! Prizes: 1st Place 7 day blast 2nd Place 1 day ticker 3rd Place Big Pimping Gift (repost of original by 'Big Poppa' on '2007-09-25 18:40:59') (repost of original by '*AKAMRS. T*' on '2007-09-26 08:16:05')

Deadbeat Ass Dads
By definition, the term "Deadbeat Dad" is a noun that refers to a father that does not fulfill his obligation to provide financial support for his children. However, there is much more to a deadbeat dad than just money. Deadbeat Dad can almost be classified as a catch phrase. As the statistical amount of divorces accrue, so do the numbers of absentee fathers. Many children grow up with extreme emotional and behavior problems due to their lack of a father. Sixty-three percent of youth suicides occur in households where fathers were not present. Fatherless homes also account for 90% of runaway children, 85% of children with behavior problems, 71% of high school dropouts, 85% of youths in prison, and more than half of teen mothers.Deadbeat Dads don't come to pick up their kids on Friday night and keep them for the weekend. They don't order pizza and play monopoly. They don't take the kids to the park on Sunday afternoon. Deadbeat Dads don't invite their children to meet their new fiance b

Jokers Wild Short Bus Stop Lounge On The Air
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The Art Of Selfless Sexuality - Cunnilingus
In general sexual practices, oral sex is often predicated on the idea that it is foreplay - meaning that it is an introduction to or precursor to intercourse - and therefore its emphasis and function is simply stimulation. I would argue here that those who hold such ideas, whether implicitly or explicitly, miss out on a truly unique and fulfilling aspect of human sexuality in oral sex. It is my position that oral sex actually offers incredible sensation, fulfillment, and enjoyment far beyond the reaches of normal intercourse. The paragraphs that follow will illustrate my argument. Singular Purpose When I perform oral sex on a woman, my focus is on her sexual arousal and fulfillment. I have the opportunity to focus with an unclouded mind. During intercourse, compromises have to be made during the act constantly as a result of two people seeking to pleasure one another. The velocity, the positions, the very tone of the sexual intercourse experience is all subject to variables

To All New Friends!!
For some reason i am not able to leave a profile comment to your page so i will have to do it this way. YOU ALL ROCK!!! Just to let you i have rated and fanned you. and hope you also did with me. mwhuaahhhzzz to all. ohh and don't be afraid to scrape me a message on my shoutbox sometime.

She Was Only 13
Saw this in a bulletin and had to blog it. Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to di

Did Someone Ask For Sugar?? Hehehe
This is a pimpout and leving blog for one of my best friends here, sugahhh. Yes, it is very long awaited, but I do lag in some areas, so without much further ado, please show this lady below a lot of mad, crazy love. Iv'e known her since she was a young fu of 4, and I can't think of anyone more deserving of a leveling right now... Let's rain on her Fu love today and make her one BIG PIMP!.... ~§ugähhh~ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ..... CLUB F.A.R~@ fubar

Why Is It So Hard?
This is going to be hard to write without sounded jaded but its late and i couldn't care less. Why is it the right person is so hard to find? Me for example im only looking for an honest,funny,caring good guy. IT's not like im asking for allot lol And men i know go thru the same shit. There's those cheaters and liers and manipulators and im tired of it. Im on the verge of just becoming a nun lol I mean cmon yes everyone loves sex, but there comes a point where you want someone in your life thats not just there for a bootycall. It's infuriating, like what the hell have we been brought down to? All my asshole ex's aside i still think theres hope for a good man but fuck it's like what the hell do people have to do to get past this game when your dating.. Why can't people just be themselves and get on with it that way from the start, i know i do. But no your with a guy you talk to him all is good and like 3 months into your getting to know each other all the monsters pop out the clo

It's Thursday, Already, Lol!
The days just seem to fly by; the weeks, as well. I am off to work shortly. The energy in my home is so chaotic I can hardly think straight here! So I seem to be spending more time at work. The energy in my treatment rooms is very much "mine"!! Tim is showing his colors again - won't go to school again today! I'm sure that truancy ticket is coming soon. I refuse to go hand to hand with Tim - used to try that with Damian! Not good, lmao!!! Not sure what to do next. Dakota did get his $25 for shaving his eyebrows off, lol! He does look a little odd!? Taylor's lip piercing seems to be healing well. I reminded him - no smooching until it's healed, lol!! He hates that part! My oldest daughter Jenn is in her new apartment in Onalaska - away from all her old druggie friends! So she is lonely, lol! Guess I'll have to visit her this weekend some time. I always dread those visits! And I have to "smudge" myself when I get home - you can pick up all sorts of strange "garbage" aroun

Love
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you." Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh...Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!" Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she

Why I'm Not Around Much
I've got my yard sale this weekend and have been really trying to finish getting everything ready been washing almost 20 normal size boxes of tupperware plus i still have a HUGE box as well to wash. Monday things will return to normal. Have to get spare bedroom ready for JustShizzle and his lady because they are moving in with us. So please bear with me if i miss comments yesterday i had 25+ so I'm sure I missed a few. Love you all.

Dear Friends
Just thought I'd write something positive for you. People can say some hurtful words at times and it can eat away at you. So as a friend who really cares, I take your face in my hands, and gently stroke your head, and I'm wiping away any tears, and as I hug you firmly but gently, I tell how much I care and love you, as well as wishing all that hurt away ;)

Perfect Summer Storm
Sitting here watching a summer storm Arcs of lightning dance to the ground Thunder breaking the crisp night air To the earth a rain is bound Thoughts of you drift through my mind Watching this ballet of power For tonight I cannot sleep or rest Upon this midnight hour Electricity coursed through me The first time that I saw you I see the intense energy In your eyes of crystal ice blue The persistent sound of my heart beating At the merest thought of your beauty The echoes of angels in my ears Hearing you voices symphony A soothing feeling when you smile Like the drumming of rains calmness Your movements so smooth & fluid Washing away my unpleasantness The glow you emit With each flashing light Seems to hold me in awe On this perfect summer night

What Do You Think Of This Song
I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cuz Everything's going to be alright People keep talking they can say what they like But all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cuz Everything's going to be alright People keep talking they can say what they like But all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel I know some pe

Questions
I read this blogg and found it was to be thought provoking and soul searching enough to pass on. If you feel like answering....or responding...please do. Thank you, Michael!! From Michael...with my responses. Every other post is a questionare. Questions so basic by their nature, they seem elementary. What is your favorite color? Your favorite band? Who was the last person you hugged? Are you fucking kidding me? What are these surveys seeking to answer? You like pink...no shit...90% of women do. You've recently kissed james...fantastic...I'll register that at the top of my "give-a-fuck" list. Come on people...after you hit 21 you gotta step it up a bit. So without further delay...here are the 21 questions that dig and My utterly honest reply. 1. Are you Happy? - At this time, I am having inner struggles. So much has happened this year, that I think I will never regain the happiness I had before October, 2006 started. 2. Where are you? -In the black vortex that is my

Wal-mart!
I had to steal this from a friend! So fucking funny! Mr. And Mrs. Allison are retired, and Mrs. Allison insists her Husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Allison loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Allison: Dear Mrs. Allison, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban Both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our Video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Allison are Listed below. Things Mr. Bill Allison has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's Carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor lea ding to the Restrooms. 4. July 19:

Update To Venting
I am still so lost. Right now I am feeling numb. Almost like heartbreak....I dont understand anything although I am trying. Seems like since last night around 9 till now I have been breaking down crying. I was sitting here thinking in the past, seems like any relationship I have been in on my birthday seems to turn to shit. I dont want this relationship to turn bad. But I am scared that I am not that strong. Back and forth and time apart like this is too difficult on me. My ticket back to the states isnt till November 29. Sure there is 2 months, but this is going to be so difficult. I know I am probably not making too much sense, my mind is wondering in a million places seems like I cant concentrate on much today. I am thinking about trying to put my walls back up, but how do you build walls when you live with that person. I dont want to block him out, I love him way too much. I just want to block the pain of thinking that I cant go through this again. Last time leaving for three month

Say It Isn't So
To all of you pendants who appreciate the perfect, precise word: once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly Neologism Contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulance (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n..), the formal, dignified

Zodiac Signs And The Way They Kiss
Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone. Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on. Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations. Cancer: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go. Leo: Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing, you expect applause for your performance. Virgo: Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished. Libra: You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses. Scorpio: You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you. Sagittarius: Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more. Capricorn: Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day. Aquarius: Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend t

Wtf Is Really Going On Here???
What the hell is the deal? Ya see these people paying money for blasts saying " Come leave me love and I will return it" or " fan/rate/add me!!" ya go there and try to do the friendly thing and they go to check you out.... then a big fkn nothing! Not even a fkn thank you outta the deal. I don't add, fan , or rate just to get something outta the deal but it would be nice if you could at least get a thank you or something! People , don't say you are gonna do something if you have NO fkn intention of doing it, its called common courtesy!

Enough !
Why do I bother. What is there to gain. I like having friends and being around people. Ever feel like its not enough. NO matter how hard you try, your best isn`t enough. I am tired and old. I want the people around me happy. Yeah I like my life,sometimes its not enough. Laughing makes me happy, and yes i do cry. When I get down, I pick myself back up. Why because thats all I know to do. Tell me just this one thing! Am I the only one thats does get ENOUGH.

Love
The love of my life I have finally found And I know for certain that I need you around Your tender words can comfort and calm all my fears And just the sound of your gentle voice can wipe away my tears I need you more then ever since I can't be with you now And to remain by your side faithfully I make a solemn vow My arms are always open so you can come inside And as long as you still love me there is nothing you should hide I will be here for you in each and every way And I know that I will grow to love you a little more everyday So lean on me whenever you need to because you know I am always here I hope you know I love you because this I tried to make it clear

The Friendly Fubarian
I must say...I am not terribly disgruntled, however a bit disappointed. If I post a Mumm, I will go to every single person site that votes or comments and I will rate/fan them at least, and if I enjoyed their comment, I'll even add them. Most of the time, they all come back and give the same treatment. Mummers, you rule. Random people in blasts, tickers, or just scroll across my screen in some random order....I'll hit them with a rate/fanning and an add, some come back, most do not. Shame on you. Loungers - They are the worst for returning anything. I'll rape them, show them mad love, and all they do is expect the friend request, come on people. Your not that lazy are you? I have only a handful that have come back and done the same, out of the 100 or so I've hit. I am Fan to 4260 people. I have 2828 fans. What a ratio. If your going to someones page, and you just rate them, something wrong with your fan button. The way I see, shit I'm already here....might as well hit

Enough Already! Part 3
hey this blog posting is kinda fun actually8-p Might wanna read the other two to make any sense! 1.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 2.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 3.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 4.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 5.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 6.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 7.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 8.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 9.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 10.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 11.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 12.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 13.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 14.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 15.I will not repost bulletins that disagree with Admin! 16.I will not repost bulletins that d

Life
-life is a twirl and twine -so when your relaxing drinking your glass of wine, -realize that to succeed you must use peace of mind -there will be ups and downs but through it all you must not nag nor whine -there will be times of darkness and times of light -you must not be vulnerable to the grim of night -to get to the top there shall always be some kind of struggle to fight -but just stick to your goal and your results shall be bright -but you cant complain -because in the end you'll have lost nothing, only opportunity to gain -yes it might have cost sweat and pain -but now you are the one that shall ordain -so now its off to find your date -someone who could be your future mate -the perfect someone you could only find by fate -this is life, so find a goal and succeed before its too late

Probably My Worst Break Down To Date
everything was on-going--but it seemed to come to a head right before the day of atonement 6 days ago. i was getting ignored so badly--i needed to talk-nothing special-i needed to give attention and to receive it for my well-being--many of you were so there for me as always-but i felt so ignored.when i needed sympathy and acceptance i was getting one word responses--i felt so darn useless then the day of atonement came--pretty much 25 hours of silence and prayer and well lots of hating on myself--thinking of how horrible i must have been to have suffered so. i really couldn't return here until now. and to add to it all--sometime during the holiday -some hacker got on to my web-site and posted news of my death--they put the wrong year of my birth and spelled 'riddance' wrong. i couldn't delete it. i thought what the heck--many don't care if i'm living or dead any way. but please check it out www.gangstarabbi.com at least i know i'm noteworthy albeit it in a bad way to someo

Need A Good Laugh?????????
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. I bet he felt like an idiot.

Pecker Lover
this guy hearts pecker, not much else to say other than that ->duke dsc: psychowolf wants to trade lightsabers for kittens and you refused duke dsc: what the fuck are you talking about lightsabers and shit whats that about ->duke dsc: what the fuck are you talking about i never beg for pussy duke dsc: if you got beg for pussy you can do better than that ->duke dsc: fair trade in my book ->duke dsc: so how come you don't want to a lightsaber for kittens? ->duke dsc: can do n00b duke dsc: ok suit youre self ->duke dsc: are you serious? i'm not going anywhere ->duke dsc: what? duke dsc: have a nice night ->duke dsc: find find? duke dsc: find find some one else to fuck with then then i left

Reason Behind My Pictures...
Well, most of my pics are gone because the phone I took them on was lost and they retracked everything that was taken on the phone and delete everything which meant my pictures too. So I'll have to either get me a cam or just wait until I get pictures and then scan them on here. I know it sucks but I'll get some of them back soon hopefully.

A Gurl In Love
So I feel like writing tonight and as I lay here listening to music and staring at the cieling,I cant help to think that right now my life makes no sense. my divorce is gettin uglier by the day and im feeling like i failure to my kids. but i see it as abuse ..there are no excuses so i had to end it.and when i feel like i have nothing else, i hear my phone ring and on the other end is a guy i met on here that has totally blown me away from the minuite i layed eyes on him.I dont know what it was i was just in awww with him. kinda looked like a badass but when we spoke i was just like omg he is hella sweet. I tried so hard to hold back and be cool about shit but as we progressed in convos i knew even early on i wanted to be with him for real.I held back so bad but it was so hard and I even tried like putting up a wall for protection of my feelings ,but that wall he broke through with force and showed me that there are guys out there that will respect care and love u the way it should be.

Want Me
make me want you so bad so strong so... music pulsating through my entire body sweating throbbing sight gone blurry making me want you so bad so strong so... dancing so close rubbing feeling touching am i making you want me so bad so strong so... tasting the salt on my neck my chest you're making the heat get intense making me want this so bad so strong so... no one around us cares about what goes on and i want this so bad it hurts... i ache hands on every part hot and smooth moving to a rhythm in the bass of the moment nobody gives us a second glance and i want you so bad. what will it take to make you want me back?

Lazy Day
Lazy Day Hi this happened when I was 17 , so bare with me .... It was Saturday and thank God I didn’t have school , so I got to lay about a few extra hours . I got up and showered and dressed , went out to the kitchen where my parents left a note saying they’d be out till late, There was money left for a Pizza and to pay Charles our landscaper . I was happy they didn’t drag me with them . My father is a Lawyer and my mother owns her own Boutique so we live in the well off community ...as they so kindly put it . I go to a private school and we don’t have minority’s there , Nor are they in out neighborhood. Other than the people we hire not that we are racist .....But then I guess its a way of racism just without the stigmata . Anyhow , the day goes slow and I’m watching tv when the doorbell rings. I answer it and its Charles he’s a black man probably 40 or so and sort of out of shape . He asks to use the bathroom and I show him where it is . I walk back into the living room and he c

Warning To All Bombing And Leveling Familys
My own personal dealing with this girl.First off i have never seen anyone change there name so fast and so many times. She changes it so fast so noone knows her game just tonight in the blogs and bulletins i have seen others post warning people about her she has changed it 4 times in a few hours. Her goal is too get in all familys and have personally seen her in 4 bombing familys in one night. Anyone that truely knows me on my friends list know I will help anyone out if it is possible. I will help level anyone that asks but come on when you are in my shout box daily too level you after you was just leveled its annoying. It got too the point where a few days i just ignored her. So she decides too then go to other friends and ask them too help her. And when they dont all she does is harass them. My blog is too only give heads up to those of you that are leaders of bombing and leveling teams.IF YOU WANT TO AVOID DRAMA AND TROUBLE DONT LET HER BE APART OF YOUR FAMILY. ...¢¾:MsGina¢

Reason Im So Mad
im pissed off that ppl were flagging my pics NSFW>>THE FOLDER CLEARLY SAID NSFW>>U RETARDS..soooo in closing ive removed allll my NSFW pics,and what the fuck is not safe about daffy duck?..IF U WOMEN r doing this shit..be warned it WILL bite you in your jealous ass..ty for the rest of you im sorry i had to delete my pics because of others stupidity

5 Rules To Live By
Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less

My Private Stuff...
ok, I had a private folder with pics that i didn't want everyone to see....unfortunately, I got online a little too late and some people already went to this folder... I can say, the people who did, were not on my friends/family list, and I want to tell you all thank you for not being nosy....It is greatly appreciated.....

He Made His Choice......
Well most of you know im still in love with the ex but today he made his choice for the last month he had been telling me he loves me and wants to be with me(i was unsure about trying to work things out because he lied to me) but he told me today that he dont care anymore and to leave him alone so yeah im really hurt but been hurt before guess i will just pick up the tiny pieces of whats left of my heart and TRY to move on

Fake Ass People
I meet some real one on here. Let me tell you. Girls on here are the ones that tell you how they care about what you care about into you meet them and you fine out what they are really like. i meets some on here. Just let me say that it is not all the people on here that are fake. The ones I am talking about knows who you are so don't ask. I know alot of you all are going to say " I hope that he is not talking about me." But if you said something to me and didn't do it. That makes you Fake. I didn't ask for your help and you said that you was going to help me. Yes you. And the one who I tried to help and you fucked me over. Yes I am talking about you. But to the rest of you I just want to say. Thanks for nothing. Wow it was one girl on here that I didn't know and I was talking to and she said I will send this and that and then nothing. I never asked of anything from you and now I am a ass hole for saying anything to you. And when you said that you got me. I was like yes someone is koo

Check This Nsfw
I have been around on this site for awhile and have seen more beautiful women on this site than on any other I have been on. A little showing of flesh is a real turn on and the women know it. If anyone wants to post their pics here they should have a right to do so (men included) If they want them mark NSFW, then its their choice. Who they want to show them to is their business. Who gets to determine what is safe and what is not. I could not do it, Maybe all members should have to make a salute before they are accepted. If someone does not want to see it move on to another profile. As far as young ones looking at this stuff, where is the adult supervision. Also some of them have seen worse, and not just on computers.I had a misunderstanding with a member about this and I tried to apologize for it, and I am still sorry for that. I hope when I ask about being a friend thats not all anyone think about.

Just Stay Away!
Do you ever wonder why sometimes ex's wont go away or atleast stay away? Well I do! Its like a few weeks go by and if I am lucky a month will go by and nothing...and I am like YAY finally he moved on and has gotten over me or us. When every now and then out of no where he comes back. Then its drama for a few days. ugggggggg Anyway well day #2 of this BS drama was yesterday and I am so tired of his texts and his calls and him hangin up. Funny how at first his texts are all sweet and sayin I miss you and love you blah blah blah...then I dont respond to any of them cuz I want them to STOP but just wont and all the sudden I am a bitch and he hates me and I am the worst person on earth. I went to being the best thing in the world that ever happen to him to the worst thing that ever happen to him in the matter of an hour if I am lucky...lol Its a rollercoaster ride for a few days or sometimes a week. Its like damn just stop and let me be. You are in your 30s just grow up and leave m

R.i.p.
would like to ask everyone to give a thought to my brother and his wife kim . kim lost her dad 2 days ago and are having a very very hard time dealing with it not only emotionally but financially as they did not have any insurance on him and was very sudden ty for the thoughts and prayers !! btw if u leave a msg for them plz also send me an email for i will be printing them all out for them and wanna make sure we respond to all thanx

Once Again!
The weekend is here! Yay! Ugh I'm going home to sleep off this horrendous remainder of a cold... and then I'm gonna go babysit... After I track down Mikey... did i say sleep? yeah I guess not. LOL Anyway Ruby is coming down for my bday tomorrow so we both should have plenty of pics to post for you all on Monday. Have a happy weekend! *MUAH*

Dancing With The Moon Goddess
What a joyous feeling To be free in the night skies In the glow of the full moon To rejoice in the nights beauty To feel the moons Happiness As you join her in the dance The cool night wind Blowing through your hair As you dance the moon dance Rejoice with the Goddess The Mother of all that is Night For she calls her children tonight I go to be with the Goddess As all her children should As she shines the brightest on this night To the skies I shall go tonight To be One with the Goddess The Mother of the Night. wrote 9/28/07

A Place Of Magic
In the twilight of the night There is a place where Magic is born In between the Worlds of sleep and wake This is a place where Magic exist In the twinkle of a Childs eye In the twinkle of the stars Time stands still within this place Where Magic is born and resides What a wondrous joy it is To be a Part of this place Where anything and everything can happen If One only believes in the Magic that lives here Losing that Faith and Belief Of this Magical Wonderland Leaves you Dead and Empty Deep inside your now Darkened Soul. wrote 9/28/07

What U Dont Know
I am a gurl who knows what she wants,and i dont stop till i get it.I'm a gurl who is real and a gurl who likes to be playful and spontaneous and flat out kick it wit da boys.I am fiesty aand shy and sometimes a little hard to handle at times but what u don't know about me is this....I've always wanted to be irressistable and desired,my imagination is always running wild.I was raised to be classy and i do live by that rule but lately as i get older in age i feel my wild side creeping up.I've always had this side i never wanted to let out.My favorite time to myself is lying in bed listening to music just drifting off and as i lay in bed my imagination takes over.I have all these fantasies and they all r so sexual.I'ts funny cause I am a very sexual person.Anyways most of my fantasies i have already lived out.I love being a woman and i take every advantage of being one.I have so much fun trying to look my best.Men I cant get enough of and take so much pleasure in pleasing them.I have a ma

New Idea For A Contest
ok i have a new idea for a contest ,and i need feedback from my family and friends as to whether or not (for one ) you are interested in entering ,and (for two) you think it's a good idea for a contest .Either leave me a comment on this blog or a shout in my shoutbox ,or a comment on my bully i have posted on the board .AGAIN THE CONTEST IS FOR MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ONLY ,which means no fans or outsiders (sorry peeps ) the rules would be as follows and they are subject to be changed before the contest starts per everyones opinion on them 1: self bombing is allowed 2:no drama 3: no nsfw pics 4: first person to 50k-75k in comments (lemme know which amount sounds best ) and as for prizes here's the catch there's no gifts or vips or blasts (unless i have enough points to give big pimpin gifts )but the winner will get to be fu-married to me lol so therefore your best efforts to win the contest will lemme know that you are interested in being fu-married to me and i am thi

Yea
So i took the glasses off just to see what i could see so i took the mirror down not happy with that image of me Who cares what has been done so far but ill be damned if ill go on knowing im just another toilet seat that keeps getting pissed on So many times i have thrown up my hands and let them have there way just hopeing that eventually i might just get my day Im tired of screaming quietly while others scream aloud when will i get my turn to speak where is my waiting crowd I cut myself to pieces so that every one could share not knowing they'd take all of me and leave nothing to spare I think it's time i just let go and except that im off track letting everyone walk all over me thinking they have my back So i guess i should just shut my mouth let my hurting slowly die i guess words are meaningless cause they always become lies

Hasta La Fizz
Whats the sense of threatening on the IntraWeb? Am i supposed to be afraid of her? LMAO. Sure... Cross these nutz, theyre lucky ->Psychowolf...: You forgot the epenis threat. AND< HOW is that going to affect me?...lmao...its HILLARIOUS BA FIZZ: KEEP GOING BA FIZZ: I JUST POSTED THIS ON ALL UR MUMMS ->Psychowolf...: Pray tell how i will REGRET anything?....are you going to kill me E Penis? ->Psychowolf...: that means i HEART you ->Psychowolf...: i HEART herms! ->Psychowolf...: LMAO. i BA FIZZ: u r sadly mistaken if u think for one minute i am thqat read my profile if u want to cross me go ahead u will regret it ->Psychowolf...: doesnt mean you cant have a cock; lots of hermaphrodites call themselves female BA FIZZ: female here svs ->Psychowolf...: theres better cock than yours BA FIZZ: ur point is what ->Psychowolf...: why are you in that video BA FIZZ: n u r point is what ->Psychowolf...: bagslap.com BA FIZZ: ur point is

Love Is Like A Butterfly.......
Love is like a BUTTERFLY, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you... But if you turn your attention towards other things it will come in softly sit on your shoulder........ (",)

Why
damn, i loved my sister so much why is it everytime i'm with family they remind me of when my sweet sis passed? and remind me that i wasn't there....pisses me off i wanna fight...but who do i fight?.....i wasn't there

Police "band" Concert
Hya All, the 1 October, I will go to the concert of the police (sting and company) to Torino, in the North Italia, and therefore for me will not be possible to connect on the net for at least 3 days. The concert will be the 2 October evening, but i need to drive for 800 miles because I live in the South Italy, and it is mean that i will sleep there someday. If anyone of you is going at the concert, please let me know, would be nice to meet someone from fubar. let me find your luv at my return, it will be really apprecciate :-) see ya all

My Keyboard
I sit alone and masturbate on my computer chair with a Lion King Kleenex pressed tight over my penis so when I shoot I won’t gum up the keyboard. i sit here in my chair and fantasise about different woman i come in contact with through the day who ever that may be Is it Jamie so sweet and charming? Or Cece so beautiful and sexy? maybe its Christy so bold and adorble could it be SweetPoison so erotic and hot lets not forget brneyes yes i think of her to i just have so many to choose i dont know what to do so i sit alone and masturbate on my computer chair with a Lion King Kleenex pressed tight over my penis so when I shoot I won’t gum up the keyboard.

That Wonderful Taste
I love when our bodies connect fully undressed, slippery and wet, dripping hot with sweat. The moisture of my lips whispers to your dick, telling sexual secrets, tickles you with teases... Precious, alluring kisses glide from your lips to your neck to your chest and then your stomach slide along and down your hips, until I reach the object of my tongues content. I love your fingers in my hair fingers walk in wonder pulling me down closer, needing to be deeper, anxious for the answers begging me for more... I meet your steady gaze eyes cloudy lost in haze; I see just what you crave so I give all that you can take, and devour you full length. I love the way you come, the sexual look upon your face. The way your pleasure tastes is right where it belongs: between my lips just- like- this...

Why Couples Dont Have Sex
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up an

Adult Jokes
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... AND: Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

Muirsheeen Durkin
In the days I went a courtin', I was never tired resortin' To the alehouse and the playhouse or many a house beside, I told me brother Seamus l'd go off and go right famous And before I'd return again l'd roam the world wide. Chorus: So goodbye Muirsheen Durkin, l'm sick and tired of working, No more I'll dig the praties, no longer I'll be fool. For as sure as me name is Carney I'll be off to California, where instead of diggin'praties I'll be diggin' lumps of gold. I've courted girls in Blarney, in Kanturk and in Killarney In Passage and in Queenstown, that is the Cobh of Cork. But goodbye to all this pleasure, for l'm going to take me leisure And the next time you will hear from me Will be a letter from New York, Goodbye to all the boys at home, l'm sailing far across the foam To try to make me fortune in far America, For there's s gold and money plenty for the poor and gentry And when I come back again I never more will stray,

World Series Of Poker
World Series of Poker is shooting a promo video at my buddy, Jack's place in Galveston, tonite 7:30pm til 10pm. I got invited to be there. Good times and GREAT people... come see me there... TONITE !!!

Always
I wrote this poem back in the day (7th grade to be exact) so let me know what you think. Thinking about you always put a smile on my face And I can't think about anybody taking your place In my eyes, you're my sunshine, always I love and always see you as mine. Along with with your grace I always want to be your warm embrace. Love has a different power when I'm with you Each minute, Each second, Each day, of my life, I yearn to be with you. The love i have for you can move many mountains Because I want love and shower you like a fountain. So this is my feelings on paper and pen Because your love and heart is where I want to dwell in.

I Hate At&t / Cingular
i got a Razor last year for my birthday because it was pink and cute. well my charger broke a while ago, so i got a new one, it broke. so today i went up there and the woman wanted to charge me 30$ for a new one, i said "the phuck i am why should i pay for another damn charger when they break?" and she just looked at me so i said "either give me a free new charger or put a new phone in my hand" so she called the manager out there and i told the ugly lil feller "i refuse to pay for a piece of shit charger when the last two broke, either give it to me for free or give me a new phone of my choice" and so after pissing me off even more he finally gave it to me for free. lets just say when my contract is up ill be going to Verizon or somewhere else where the shit dont break. this is also why im highly pissed off right now, so proceed with caution!!! x-x-x Riot Girl

*blinks*
I was using disinfecting wipes on the kitchen counter tops... When I threw the used one away, something caught my eye. A warning on the back of the canister. "WARNING: DO NOT USE AS A BABY WIPE!" What the fuck? Who the HELL would be MORONIC enough to wipe their child's ASS with BLEACH WIPES!? *Shakes head and moves on to clean the bathroom BAH*

Crawl (for My X)
Crawl to me, hands and knees Gravel in your mouth, apologize ceaselessly Your tears are blood, my dear, so sweet Your heart bleeds for me You once held my heart in your fist, squeezing my blood under your feet, stepping in it and on me, my cries made music and you did dance so well... You crawl to me now, voice coarse and gurgling, begging, crying your eyes bleed tears of air as I step on your head.

He Is Such An Ass
I was seeing this guy... off and on for almost 4 years. Every time I thought it was over, he'd come back with some lame ass excuse and a really good story. I couldn't help but care about the asshole, so like a dumbass I'd let him back in. This last time he came back, he did the worst thing possable: He used his daughter. Let me explain... He has known for a while now that all I really want is a family. Someone to come home to, the sound of little feet running across the floor, a family to cook for, to love, to spend time with... That's what I really want. Well he promised me that he was going to take his daughter out of the hell hole that she was living in with his aunt and move in with me. That thought lasted about 2 weeks. He brought his daughter over and she stayed the night on the weekends... then once I started sleeping with him again, he totally quit bringing her around. We were supposed to go to Cedar Point today. The tickets are paid for and sitting right here, I have u

Please Resubscribe Please!!!
TO ALL MEMBERS IN WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ ACCORDING TO THE NEW LOUNGES ALL MEMBERS NEED TO RESUBSCRIBE AGAIN. SO PLEASE DO!!!!! I just want to introduce to you the best crew and people that keep the tunes going and flowing in WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ.Go show them some love,and Stop by the lounge,say Hi and ask them to play your favorite song and enjoy the chat. We play a variety of music for everyones taste,we also play requests. We have our own Radio Station,, Only WÌLÐÇÄŦ RÄÐÌÖ,Plays all your requests and keeps you rocking out.. Thanks again for checking us out and feel free to stop by again. MY WONDERFUL AND GREAT CO-OWNER *BÌG* . *BÌG* ÇÖ ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ@ fubar THE ONE AND ONLY MANAGER DJ TAZMAN. ~ DJ TAZMAN ~ ĦÄñÄGÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ LõÚñGÈ~@ fubar THE HOTTEST AND SEXIEST HEAD SECURITY/BARTENDER LISSA. ~*LissaHotTruckerGirl*~RLGF to Hot_Trucker16 & *Head Security/Bartender @ WÌLÐÇÄŦ LõÚñGÈ*@ fubar AND THE MOST ADDICTIVE AND SEXY

Pray For My Mom
I am at my Mom's place until monday as she fell and needs help for a couple days. Please keep her in prayer and I will be back on Monday evening. Sorry if it seems as if I have been ignoring anyone, but this is important. See you all soon.

Special Someone
Every waking moment I think about you all the time Dreaming of the day we’re together again I know we’ll do just fine Having you here with me again is a thought that makes me feel so good Our growing relationship feels so right showing each other we care the way we should I promise I will do my best to not make you want to leave every night I realize now how good you are to me I realize now that your love is worth the fight I never again want to be the one causing you any tears I always want to be there for you to ease all your pain and fears You are that special someone in my life I feel so very lucky to have you as my wife

The Story
"The Story" I've been thinking of everything I used to want to be I've been thinking of everything Of me, of you and me This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created I'm in the middle of nothing And it's where I want to be I'm at the bottom of everything And I finally start to leave This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created I created And I swear to god I'll find myself In the end In the end This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created Have you ever listened to something...and it explained you?

Do Your Tits Sag ??? Make Them Perky
BOOBS! TITS!! HOOTERS!!! MELONS!!!! NICE HEH?? YESTERDAY I WAS TELLING MY GOOD FRIEND CARRIE OF MASTERSLITTLEONE.STUMBLEUPON.COM FAME ABOUT MY BOOBS.RECENTLY ....DUE TO MEDICAL PROBS ETC I GAINED SOME WEIGHT AND ALONG WITH THE WEIGHT CAME MY RATHER IMPRESSIVE 40D SIZED TITS! YES FOR ME IMPPRESSIVE...WHY? COMING FROM A LONGTIME FLAT OF ABOUT A 36B I CAN TELL YOU UP FRONT I WAS AND SORT OF STILL AM IMPRESSED WITH THE DARLIN DUO! I CAN MAKE THE BOUNCE LIKE THAT ...THE OTHER DAY IF I WOULD HAVE HAD PASTIES ON I GOT ONE TO SWING RIGHT AND THE OTHER THE OPPOSITE....(TRY THAT WITH WHAT I WAS DEALIN WITH) BUT AS I WAS TELLING CARRIE AFTER HAVING BREASTFED 4 KIDS 3 HUSBANDS AND A FEW BOYFRIENDS WHO FELT THE NEED TO AHHHHH SUCK MOMMAS TITTY LIKE IT WAS A BOTTLE, MY WONDERFUL NEW SET DIDN'T BEHAVE IN THE PERKY MANNER OF THOSE OTHER KIND OF TITTYS ( YOU KNOW FAKE ONES HEHEHE). TAKE OFF MY BRA AND THEY DON'T STAND UP HIGH AND PRETTY ON MY CHEST! NO THE POOR BUGGERS KIND OF LEAN DOWN AS IF TIRED.

The Rain
The smell of rain overwhelms your senses as the clouds overhead open up with a loud clap of thunder that lingers as a low rumbling. She runs with you, hand in hand, to take shelter under the nearby stand of pine trees. Giggling and breathless she turns to you "Everyone is leaving! Do you think we should go too?" You eye the clouds overhead and, seeing no threat, reassure her that she is safe with you. She moves closer to you for warmth and you wrap your arms around her, enclosing you both in your oversized jacket. Smiling up at you, she leans in and kisses your lips softly, letting them linger against yours. You pull her against you and intensify the kiss, parting your lips to slip your tongue through hers. You can taste the remnants of the champagne you recently shared in her mouth and her responsive tongue tastes you in turn. Your hand finds its way into her long, silky hair and grips firmly as her hand rests against the back of your neck; your other hand reaches lower, cupping he

Who Will Win?
i made 10$ yesterday because my neigbor called and said his cat died of leukemia. he said it was too bad so many cats die of this cat killing disese and asked me to take and bury it. it was in the abandon car in his back yard and had been shut up in there for a week or so and was smelling and i was glad i could do it for him so he would not see it and plus i made $10.

Any One Know
Ok im at a delemma.... I have to be out of where i'm staying now and have no clue where to go........ So i write this..... Anyone know of a place that helps out guys? I dont have a job right now nor money and i want to stay close to Tiffin,Fostoria and Fremont Area... If u know of a place plz contact me...... Thanks Tongue.............

To Put It Simply, I Want You
To Put It Simply, I Want You I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.

Call Of The Windego
(completed version of "cry of the windego") Blood Will call to Blood Will answer to Blood Will call to Blood will shatter The end my dear fucked friend is far from dead I am re-ender I will shed flesh to have my mess test my deep rest forever I know how to flow stretch flex a hex until you’re a dead receptor Squeezing jagged broken glass the spill’s a crash I splash a broken spell I swell My wishes seem to play out as your hell Let’s dwell And cry As I look for the next fight Shatter towards travesty Your blood fucking belongs to me Suck you dry, burn your shine, I want to see your demons cry The need to masticate is growing My teeth show no signs of slowing Crescent press, the taste of flesh, the mark I scrawl across your chest Underlings with splitting wings Divide my hide and bait the springs Cautious cringe, a sharpened hinge, I feel empty after the binge And now as I scrounge and scrimp I am my own most savage pimp I’m paid in shit, I’ll fin

Bored
Well.... Another boring SUNDAY. Wife is at work..... Kids are gone.... Got the " Honey Do " list done.... Now I am bored out of my mind. Still got Monday, Tuesday and Wedsnday off. PLEASE tell me things are gonna pick up. LOL I hope everyone else is having a better time.

Who Gives A Fu*k???
Okay i have have never been the one to feel sorry for myself.... But damn it all i ask id if you care to fucking show it I have been gone in the hospital I am getting sick the docs say that im getting sicker, the chemo is not helping anymore. I come back online to find that I did not have 1 message from any1 I meen how menny friends do i have on here plus my messenger That hurt alot it made me feel like a Little bug.... On the other hand 3 people are tossed out of this blog b/c i know they cared and plus 2 of the 3 knew any way later....

Mumms
Check this out I just posted a mumm about my birthday it did not contain adult content or was it offensive....it basically said "Today is my Birthday do you all want to stop over to my page and show me some love or ignore me and make me cry" Some wonderful person made the comment "hahaha i want to make you cry so I am reporting this mumm over and over until it is removed" Guess what it was just removed....I was trying to get love for my Birthday and people have to go and be soo stupid.... What do u guys think?? Do u feel it was fair for Fubar to delete my mumm?

My Apologies
My Friends & Club F.A.R. Family ~ I do apologize for not returning the luv over the past few days. My son & I were involved in an auto accident Thursday afternoon. He was not injured in anyway shape or form, thank the good Lord above but I was bounced around to where I've been sore & bruised. The guy ran a stop sign & smacked into the driver side nose of my van; we're not sure but think it will be totaled. Such fun as the guy had no insurance.... I must get on my soapbox here & beg any of you driving without auto insurance to PLEASE go out on Monday & get some. It's not just for those of us you "might" hit but for yourself. Thankfully I carry uninsured motorist but this 26 yr old is now without his newly purchased vehicle & I'm sorry but I am having a hard time feeling bad for him at this moment. It's all about being responsible; ya know?? Anyway, my little one seems to have no after affect of the accident & his only concern is where is his Bronco Van. Hopefully the auto

What A Man Hears
What a woman says: Cmon...This place is a mess! You and I need to clean. Your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do laundry now! What a man hears: C'MON....blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW

Clueless Young Men
of course, this brief "exchange" has to be read bottom to top... d****cigs: ill just block u tho.ur a fat miserable c-nt [u included in original] d****cigs: um excuse for me just asking how you are ->d****cigs: um...lol, still not chatting, hon. d****cigs: ty.how are you tonight ------------------- the "thank you" was for acceding to his request that i re-add him as a friend after he'd accidentally deleted his entire friends list. given that we'd had some back-and-forth on that subject, i'm not sure how he missed reading my profile (i can't be any clearer. i've tried). At any rate, i thought my reply was pretty good-natured and not deserving of the venom. I'm pretty sure *i'm* not the "miserable" one here.;-) anyway, this reminds me to go back to blocking shouts. sigh.

Into The Infinity Of Thoughts By Emperor
Note: This is a rather dark song! I have always found the lyrics haunting. Many thanks to my Warrior friend, who introduced me to Emperor and Black Metal about a year ago. These words are transcribed here, for him! Thank you, dear Warrior friend! As the Darkness creeps over the Northern mountains of Norway and the silence reach the woods, I awake and rise... Into the night I wander, like many nights before, And like in my dreams but centuries ago. Under the moon, under the trees. Into the Infinity of Darkness, beyond the light of a new day, into the frozen nature, chilly Beyond the warmth of the dying sun. Hear the whispering of the wind, the Shadows calling... I gaze into the moon which grants me visions these twelve full moon nights of the year, And for each night the light of the holy disciples fade away. Weaker and weaker, one by one. I gaze into the moon which Makes my mind pure as crystal lakes, My eyes cold as the darkest winter nights, but yet, there is a flame

Kindness
Have you experienced lately how offering a little kindness can refresh your very soul? All around you are opportunities to do just that. Kindness is its own reason. Kindness is its own reward. Are you weary from all the anxiety, frustration, worry, anger and confusion that seem to continually build up within your life? A little kindness can quickly help to melt all that away. You can tell people all day long that you really care, and many will still not believe you. Yet give some genuine kindness on a regular basis and you won't have to tell them anything; they'll know. Are you strong enough and confident enough to give of yourself out of pure kindness? Just do it, and you'll discover that you are indeed. There can never be too much kindness in the world. Create some more today, and find real joy in its warm glow.

Hurt By Nine Inch Nails
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel I focus on the pain the only thing that's real. The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away but I remember everything. What have I become? my sweetest friend everyone I know goes away in the end. You could have it all - my empire of dirt I will let you down; I will make you hurt. I wear this crown of shit upon my liar's chair full of broken thoughts I cannot repair. Beneath the stains of time the feeling disappears. You are someone else; I am still right here. What have I become? my sweetest friend everyone I know goes away in the end. You could have it all, my empire of dirt I will let you down; I will make you hurt. If I could start again a million miles away I would keep myself; I would find a way.

Pain, My Teacher
Pain, as I see it is a state of mind. For we are born into pain. For we bear the pain of others. For we see pain in others. For we see pain in ourselves. We look to avoid Pain. But pain is there by our side. Holding us, Loving us, Showing us the way through life. Being with us forever till the end

Gee, A Smart Blond Joke For A Change! (remember, I Didn't Write These:p!!!)
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure that my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. The pup was stretched full-out on the back seat of the car, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!" The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blond young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"

Wishing And Hoping For You
In the night sky I wish to fly free Away from everything but you Why cant you open you eyes And see that me and you Are meant to be forever and always? Why are we Cursed like so To be in such Love like this Yet never be together to touch? I hear you cry my name into the night Knowing that I am doing the same Wishing it was easier so we could be I want to hold you in my arms I want to feel the touch of your skin next to mine I want to feel your lips pressed to mine in a firm yet gentle kiss I want us to be together so damn bad I would leave everything behind And take flight into the night air I would gladly drive all night and day Just for a small little glimpse of you So I could finally sleep at night wrote 9~30~07

Leaving For A While.......
Just wanted to say hello to everyone and let everyone know I am doing fine. My surgery went well and I am making a great recovery. Sorry I have not been around lately, but things around here are getting a little to dramatic for me. Don't get me wrong I LOVE my real friends and I am sure only they will read this, so I will stopping by on occassion to see how everyone is, but, I need to stay away for a little while and be with my family and friends here at home. If you would like to keep in touch with me outside of here, let me know and I can arrange that too. KISSES to you all!! Brandi AND HEY GO HELP MARINE IN HIS CONTEST!!!

My Shattered Heart
I gave you my Heart To Love and Hold Into your hands with Trust it went Yet what did you do But Shatter and Destroy it And rejected all my Love Now I sit here all alone Trying to pick up and fix The pieces of my Shattered Heart All the Love I had to give I had given it to you Yet it wasnt enough for you You had to throw it all away Knowing that it would kill me inside Making me a now Empty Shell My Heart is Shattered to Millions of pieces Still laying here on the floor at my feet While I watch you walk away from me I am now but an Empty Shell Who has no loving Heart to give For you had Shattered and Destroyed it I am sorry I wasnt good enough For you to see what you meant to me I only hope your happy now away from me wrote 9~30~07

Am Sorry Everyone....
I know lately I havent been the greatest friend here to have. I dont say hi to those who I should be. I check my things an go. But I am working alot, and plus worried about Steph, trying to figure out what to do from here to help her. Finding a Cardio, getting financial aid from the government to help pay for it all, and trying to still keep the household here running smooth. I am feeling like stretch armstrong and unfortunately, I dont have all the same goo you can just stick back in when ya pull the arms too far apart. So if I dont say Hi, or leave hello comments, its just because I am not me right now. I only hope you all will bear with me through it! I am sad alot lately and thats not me either. I dont let things get to me usually. I have prided myself my whole life, on how I just jump in and tackle things as they come. But right now I am losing the strength and energy too. I dotn talk alot about how I have been feeling as I dont want to burden my friends, or those I love with

Am I Allowed?
am i allowed, to miss your smile? to embrace this moment, like i was a child? am i allowed, to say i'm here? to touch your heart, dry those tears? am i allowed, to help your heart? try to fix, whats torn apart? am i allowed, to help you change? it sometimes help me, forget my own pain.... by;Paul A. 10-1-07

Cocksucker: A Simple Blowjob Story
I was sitting in the middle of Max's living room. I had gone to the bathroom for a minute to freshen up; when I returned to the living room of his small apartment near the campus of OSU, Barry White was pulsing from the stereo, and Max had lit some tall red tapered candles on the coffee table. A typical romantic mood setting cliché. Poor Max was trying so hard to get in my pants. We had just met a few hours ago at a kegger. Max was an average looking guy, about 5"9, short brown hair, and kind of skinny. He had convinced me to come up to his apartment around 2:00 this morning; the party we had just left was getting loud and out of control, and we could barely hear our own voices. He was probably thinking "Please, God, I hope I get lucky. I'm really horny and want to score tonight, but I always strike out." We had already made out a bit at the party, and I could clearly see the bulge in his jeans. He wanted me so badly...but probably thought he wouldn't get much further than second

I Bought A Bird Feeder!!!
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used t

Some Days It Doesn't Pay To Get Out Of Bed!
As I was getting ready for work this morning it suddenly occurred to me that I hadn't gotten my October Commuter pass yet. I have the fee for the train pass deducted from my salary every month and I usually receive the pass in the mail. So today I am going to have to call them and find out what happened to my pass. In the mean time, I am going to have to pay the train fare each day until I get a pass from them. And as if that weren't bad enough, when I got dropped off for the train, I realized I didn't have my wallet on me. I left it at home. At least I was able to borrow some money from my ride so I could pay for the train. And then the last straw - I don't have my ID badge for work today either. I left it in my other jacket. And of course I have no driver's license to give the security desk so I can get a temp badge for the day, that's in my wallet. So the girl at the desk had me leave my keys in exchange for a badge. Watch me forget to get my keys back at the end of the day!

Chaos
I'm soooo not meant to be a mom. I'm watching my g/f 3 kids for a week while their at Club Desire in Mexico. Girl 14, boy 10 and boy 7. the 7 year old put so much toilet paper into his upstairs bathroom, that it flooded the downstairs. Water came pouring thru the light/fan fixture (paid almost a 1,000 for) soaked the furniture, and peeled the paint. The kids thought I was gonna clean it up. Guess again, your mess..you all clean it up. Didn't think I was wrong in that one. Any suggestions as to drying it out other than air? And how long should I wait before I turn on the power back into that room?Parents will be home tomorrow nite....woohoo!!!! Someone take me away??? Or show me lots of Luv! LOL

He Is Hotttt!!! You Will Want To See This
I need a favor from all my friends, fans and family!!! Babyboy wants to level up so lets go give him our all!!! Ladies.....if you have not seen those sexy BLUE EYES you MUST check them out, they will make you melt hehe.......GUYS.......just a cool dude so be sure to go show him lots of luv!!! Click on his link to see this Red Hot Stud!!! $DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW} ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar

When A Soldier Comes Home
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. …to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying....to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech.

Sarah Being Her Funny Self
My daughter, Sarah, got a new toy puppy in a carrier from her Nana. We were all talking about how one of the Red Sox players pulled his HAMSTRING. Sarah said, "She is not a HAMSTER" thinking we are all talking about her dog. It's funny how little kids (age 5 she is) hear things differently and think we are talking about them.

Nice Guys Still Finish Last
nice guys still finish last To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the stateline) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his

Ok **girls** You Wanna??
HERE'S HOW THE TAGS WOULD LOOK,IF YOUR INTERESTED IN BEING IN OUR BRIGADE I'LL MAKE YOU A TAG,AND ON DAYS YOU FEEL LIKE BEING A **BRAT** WEAR YOUR TAG AND THEN THAT ALSO LET'S MASTER KNOW WHAT KIND OF MOOD YOU IN!!!! I LOVE YOU I HOPE WE CAN HAVE FUN WITH THIS!!! LOVE,**QUEEN BRAT**

That's Not Very Nice. *pouts*
I was just talking to Papote in the hallway and he was asking me how Saturday went and how much did I drink. When I told him he told me that was bullshit, that no one can drink that much and stay sober. Well I did damn it. RUBY! GET HIM! :(

Getting Even
I found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. I felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. I didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

If Two Souls Were Ever To Be One
Life made us strangers But friends were made by love Simple vows bonded hearts on earth, and up above Looking out upon loves ocean Standing together on its shore Knowing that it stretches to forevermore. Love changed both our paths, and brought us safely home To the wondrous place of our peace Needing nevermore to roam. It was love erased all loneliness and filled our hearts with wonder took our fears and earthly cares and tore them all asunder. So stand with me and feel my love. Let peace embrace your heart. And promise me, my love, my life that we will never part. For if two souls were ever one Those souls are mine and yours Bonded by God, bonded by love Living on these sacred shores

Where R My Pics Gone All Day ?
what the hell is going on ? I have no pics all day now.They came back for a sec then poof gone.1988 pictures just disappear.No rates today or nothing thanks to the site.I am not here just for rates but when you take the time to add that many pics and also trying to level up thats just unreal to have them gone all dang day ! see these friends who care enough to ask I hope someone has a answer cause I dont.... Dirtydawgg...: hun wat happen to all ur pics ? Founder of...: thf happened to all your pics? Treb: no pics at all?

Stalking: Online Cyberstalking
Online cyberstalking is on the increase. Education is the best defense against these cowards who hide in the shadows. Being a victim of crime is never easy. If you haven't tried it, don't. It changes you forever. It impacts the way you look at the world, and react to it. And cybercrime-particularly cyberstalking, is perhaps the worst of all. Because you can't see or confront your tormenter, it creates a sense of deep unease, and often outright terror. But what kind of creature is a cyberstalker? What makes them tick? First and foremost they are bullies. Inadequate sexually and socially, they migrate towards the 'net, where they can enact their deepest fantasies of power and control. They range from the usual Wannabees to the sociopath-the most dangerous of all. Which apparently is what I'm dealing with. What is the primary motive for this type of stalker? According to BullyingOnline "Jealousy and envy motivate the bully to identify a competent and popular individual who is

Made The List
I was away for the past 3 days so I haven't been on Fubar since late Friday, and I find out that i made the Fubar's top 50 sexiest male list. This comes to much of my surprise, I wasn't expecting this, and I'm extremely flattered, to everyone that voted for me, i want to say thank you! Again, I'm not the superficial type so this award is something that I did not see coming, again thank, I'm extremely flattered! feel free to drop by and drop me a line! :)

The Hearing
Is tomorrow morning. I am really nervous. I have no idea whats going to happen. I really just want to get this over with and I hope to be able to just move on. I am tired of his anger and all the childish crap he throws at me all the time. I am trying to avoid getting a restraining order against him but the look in his eyes the last time he was angry with me scared me. He has always been abusive mentally and he has always thrown things. I have only been in the way once or twice. I left him, I dont need to now.It will be over soon. Be thinking of me. Wish me luck, send me hugs and support. I would really appreciate it. I

What Is A Soul Mate?
If you found a smile that is the sweetest one you've known, If you have heard,within a voice, the echoes of your own. If you have felt a touch that stirs the longings of your heart, And still can feel that closeness in moments you're apart. If you have filled with wonder, at the way two lives can blend To weave a perfect pattern that is seamless,end to end If you believe some things in life are simply meant to be, Then you have found your soul mate, your hearts own destiny...

The Wal-mart Greeter
The Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't.' 'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'' “I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.' 'Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.””

Sick...
Can I just lay down and die now? I hate being sick....my throat is so damn raw from coughing and all I want to do is go to sleep....my body hurts too much to lay the hell down.... I'm done complaining now.....

Rude Shoutbox Stuff..
The reason you can't use this feature with me anymore is because I'm sick of.. -Pervy comments. -People calling me rude when I don't reply because I'm offline. So, it's limited to family, and the only people in that category so far are two girls I've known before I even knew what the internet was!

Good Way To Look At Things
A friend of mine wrote the blog below this morning. I have thought about it all day. (funny how things will do that) It made me smile, nod my head in agreement, and finally, it made me say "Hell Yes"!! I have on more than one occasion heard "God why are you so happy?" or "Quit seeing the positive side to things." No I don't have the perfect husband. I'm not the perfect wife. My children aren't perfect. I don't have the perfect little house with the proverbial white picket fence. I don't know anybody that does. And quite frankly, I don't want that. I am a kind and giving person. I give love easily. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I see the glass as half full, because in truth, who in the hell wants an empty glass?? If that makes me a sap or less of a person then so be it. Yes, my feelings get hurt and it makes me angry when something or someone has made me cry. And it really pisses me off when I say "Thank you. Have a nice day." to the cop that just wrote me a tick

So Sorry Im Not Tailored Into Your Perfect World
So sorry im not tailored into your perfect World... Im just a simple breed of man... I have my faults and i have my desires... I have my wants and i have my needs... I never ask for much... Just to be known that im loved... Im not a perfect person... Nor will i ever be.... Thoughts of my past still disturb me.... And fear of them daunting my future still remain... I know im not attractive... But faithfull i can be... Love is a tricky thing.... Lust can get in the way... Im not one to engage in games... Nor will i ever be... So if you must know me... Then first is to Show me... Im not tailord for a perfect world... Nor will i ever be... ~Sean

A Girl Like You
I used to travel in the shadows And I never found the nerve to try and walk up to you But now I am a man and I know that there's no time to waste There's too much to lose Girl you say anything at all, and you know that you can call And I'll be right there for you First love, heartbreak, tough luck, big mistake What else can you do CHORUS I'll say anything you want to hear I'll see everything through I'll do anything I have to do Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you People talk and people stare, tell them I don't really care This is the place I should be And if they think it's really strange for a girl like you To be in love with someone like me I wanna tell them all to go to hell That we're doing very well without them you see That's just the way it is and they will see I am yours and you are mine the way it should be CHORUS Now if I seem a little wild, there's no holding back I'm trying to get a message to you I won't take anything f

On My Mind
You know when I started on this cherrytap/fubar page I thought it was fun, addicting. I started making some really good friends. But you know sometimes people forget on here that some of us are real, not characters in a play....we have feelings, real life issues. I guess I am just so tired of being lied to on here, tired of making friendships and relationships only to find out that these friendships and relationships are not all that we thought they were. I guess I would just like to know that there are some genuine people here that aren't just talking to you for the ratings or the points, that aren't out just to see how many women they can get to fall for them. I am sorry just had to get that off my chest.

I'm Like A Book
I'M LIKE A BOOK I'm like a book being judged by its cover I'm not in great shape and I'm always getting passed for another. I'm always hoping that I'll get that chance. To be picked first from the shelf and given a glance. I want to be read My pages explored. To be lifted from my shelf Instead of being ignored. So if you give me that chance you'll soon discover... That it's not always right to judge a book by its cover.

I Am Beautiful
I Am Beautiful I admit you might not notice me from across a crowded room and if you pass me on the street I doubt you'ld stop to swoon But I am beautiful I'll yell it loud and strong and I defy anyone of you to prove that I am wrong I do not proclaim my beauty for the sake of being vain I keep a smile upon my face through out heartache and pain My causes are just, My love is pure other reasons I can not number I have the mind of a dreamer the soul of an artist and my heart is that of a lover So don't push love aside because of impressions at first glance get to know ones true mind give inner beauty a chance

Dj Buttefly Warrior Live On Air!
COME JOIN DJ BUTTERFLY WARRIOR LIVE ON AIR!! DJ Butterfly Warrior ~ K.O.P.E.~ Hell Hound @ Guardians of Hell@ fubar Show her some love, rate, fan and add, while you're here! Just click on the pic, hold on tight and enjoy the ride into the Guardians of Hell!! Have Fun ... MUUUAAAAHHH!!

More Cyber Gone Wrong.. Lol
This is some funny shit. Bigbenny02: hi, a/s/l? kwazyfwies: hiya 18/f/usa u? Bigbenny02: wow, 18/m/usa Bigbenny02: want to cyber? kwazyfwies: yes kwazyfwies: you start ok? Bigbenny02: ok then Bigbenny02: I slowly advanced towards you, my breathing quickens kwazyfwies: I’m laying on my bed with just my blouse and nikers on Bigbenny02: I growl like a sexualy frustrated beast! kwazyfwies: lol, I ask you to come closer Bigbenny02: I run across the room and jump on top of you... kwazyfwies: easy big boy Bigbenny02: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly kwazyfwies: mmmm thats nice Bigbenny02: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound kwazyfwies: wtf? Bigbenny02: Surprise! muhahahahahaha, i’m a vampire, and i vant to suck your blood! kwazyfwies: forget it physco Bigbenny02: don’t you like it like that babyface? kwazyfwies: no Bigbenny02: i was only joking! sorry, let me try again kwazyfwies: ok Bigbenny02: I gently caress your tender bottem. kwazyfwies:

A Tasty Treat
Your kisses are so sweet It makes me want to eat So very thirsty for your blood Can I be your Vampire Stud? If I can Will you stay the night I promise I won't be the only one to bite. We can feast on each other all through out the night Exchanging each others bites And kisses filled with passion I don't wanna go to far I guess you can call me old fashion But with your enticing movements of your hips, Soft touches with your finger tips Makes me want you more and more When I'm done with you Your gonna be sore I rip at your clothes in hot passionate rage As if we're play acting upon a stage I bite at your neck And scratch at your back I push you to the bed and pin you like a tack I pull out my handcuffs And you say "oooh baby I want it rough" I cuff you to the bed And blindfold your eyes Now that, thats done Your in for a surprise I kiss, tease, and bite From your neck to your clit I slide in two fingers Perfectly they fit I lick at your clit With

Love
******UPDATE******* When I first posted this blog I had a song and lyrics on here. But now I'm bitter and I no longer believe that people actually care for eachother in this way. I think the way we all treat eachother now days is disgusting. It seems as though we only care about ourselves. It's like when we look at a potential relationship, partner, etc. all we think about is how we can benefit from this person or situation, what we will gain from being in this situation. It's not even about love anymore. Divorce is a good example of this. Years ago divorce wasn't even an option. Now people don't even think twice about leaving their partner. This is your PARTNER, your PARTNER IN LIFE! This is supposed to be your best friend, but you can drop them like a bad habit as soon as things aren't "fun" anymore?! Of course this isn't the only reason for divorce, other reasons include infidelity, abuse, etc. But again, This is supposed to be your best friend, why would you cheat or abuse yo

A Quick Escape
I could feel him breathing closely on the nape of my neck as he stood behind me and reached around my stomach and gave me a quick hug. The scent of his recently applied cologne was fresh and arousing to the senses as he gave me a nice squeeze from behind while he kissed the right side of my throat. I tilted my head back onto his left shoulder and closed my eyes after his lips parted from my neck. His hands around my stomach began to drift northward and he clasped his large hands around the orbs of my breasts and softly massaged them. I began to feel weak in the knees as he began to lightly pinch my left nipple to arouse the juices that I could feel begin to flow deep inside of me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry... I just wanted to get a bit creative before going out and tackling the world of business. I hope you liked that quicky.

Insane!
I'm listening to my coworkers talk about like girls in their families and stuff that are "troubled" and I have to chuckle. I mean the shit that kids actually get away with would've NEVER flown when I was growing up. LOL. If anything, if we got less than an A we would be terrified of going home and no it's not because my parents were strict, it was because we felt the least we could do for them paying for us to go to school was to get straight As, which we 95% of the time did. I mean there was no way in hell we'd be able to runaway from home and expect mami and papi to come get us. that shits just unheard of. Children nowadays are so funny.

New Bombing!! 10-02
VIP contest OCT 2nd - 8th Due to time restraint and given the lead that others have, This is the only contest for bombing at this time. It just started today and we can get the lead and keep it. Bombs AwaY!!! Lets Roll WSC!!!!!

My Back
Well today I went for the last conference on my surgery. I have to go to a pain clinc to get my meds under control then after that I'll have surgery. Ill be in the hospital for 3 to 5 days. Which is bc of the pain Ill be in a hell of a lot pain. There doing a fusion which Ill have pins and rods. It could be now or till the first of the year depending on how fast my meds are uder control. I'll let you know when for sure!! Hopefully sooner than later then its done and over...

Cassie's Feet
"I like these quiet nights, Cassie's." I said as I pushed the tape into the VCR. "Me, too, Baby. It's just that we just don't seem to get enough of them, lately," she complained, as we settled into comfortable spots on the couch. "I know, honey, but next month's schedule looks lighter and we should have more times like these," I said, grabbing the remote to get the movie started. "Why don't you move over a bit and put your feet up? You know, get comfortable." Cassie complied, shifting her weight and arranging her feet in my lap. Her robe parted, revealing her smooth, tan legs; a perfect contrast against the bright, white roughness of the terry-cloth. Absentmindedly, as we watched the movie, I began to knead Cassie's sock covered feet, squeezing firmly and pressing into the ball and arch with my thumbs. "Mmmm, Baby, that feel's nice. Would you?" she cooed, handing me the bottle of massage oil which seems to have become a permanent fixture on our coffee table. "I don't kno

Thank You Lacey
The Short Bus & Short Bus Lounge would like to take this opportunity to thank Lacey for the 3 day blast to promote the Bus and Lounge. Go Show her some support for supporting us. Thank You DJ Lacey *~Short Bus Security ~*@ fubar

Proud Daddy
OK so I need to brag a little bit about my son. I just got back from his PTC (Parent Teacher Conference) and WOW!!!! I knew my son was smart, but what his teacher told us blew my mind. Now mind you, my son never went to pre-school. So everything he has learned has been from the wonderful teachers he has had and us. My son's teacher told us today that he is reading at a 5th grade reading level and comprehending at a 4th grade level. My son is only in 3rd grade! It made me sooo proud to hear that. She told us that he is a pleasure to have in class and that he is the most advanced child in her class. OK so I think I'm done with my brag session. I'll let my ego deflate alil....nah maybe not :)

What Do You Do........
I have a friend that i completely trust,believe,and even have confided in sometimes. And have even stuck up for them more on several occasions. But there are times where they say that they are going to do something and they never do it. They always have some lame off the wall excuse as to why they cant do what they said they were going to do. Do you ever get to the point where you just want to stop trusting and beleiving them and just throw your hands up and say "fuck it,and fuck you too"? Im at that breaking point to where i just want to up and walk away from them and just never look back. But not sure if i can do that to someone that i care about. I really aught to do just that though. Cause it just seems that they are doing nothing but walking all over me because of who i am. Im very laid back trustworthy person and i guess some ppl think that gives them the right to use that to their advantages. I dont know what to do anymore i really dont. Theres times where i just want to cry but

Cousin!
I am in Indiana and I have talked my cousin into starting aprofile...so I am going to enhance her beautiful self and then take pics of her so I will be back later tonight>>:) When I do I hop eyou all show her the same love you show me..Hugs and kisses..See you later!

Come 2 Me(poem)
Can you hear me? Am I loud and clear? Im screaming at the top of my lungs, and its all for you... ALL FOR YOU!!!an' so.. Come to me my pretty Coo-ed the brittle voice, Enter my den of iniquity, Your own free will and choice, Come feast your greedy eyes See the sparkly treasure Temptations sweet and tender I offer for your pleasure. Come, come do not wait, Choose a gift from me Vengence, hatred, greed? Tell me, what will it be? Fire tempered loathing Can heal a wound thats old, Take a bowl of sweet revenge And the power to serve it cold, Make your enemies suffer Take joy from their pain Look upon your tormentors As they go insane. Do not look my pretty, At the innocents that may, Be injured as you reek revenge They should not be in your way. Disregard their misery Their pathetic pleading voices Their champions who tell you That they have no choices, Come to me my pretty Let me buy your soul, Cast aside all concience Let chaos be your goal. Come t

"older" Women (3)
"Older" Women (3)January 10, 2006pdrl.blogspot.com She was a tease, no doubt. She loved for us to go to public places... and for her to show off her boy toy. I didn't have a problem with that, 'cuz I was her boy toy... and I loved it when she played with me in public. It was probably the start of my exhibitionist tendencies... probably the start of my thrill seeker aDICKtion sexually. I couldn't get enough of her gaze... of the touch of her fingers over my body... of the taste of her... of the thrills she sent through me when I would feel her naked flesh. One THRUSTday morning, I expected... well, I didn't know what to expect really. Only... that I was going to enjoy her. I calmly walked next door, and she let me in. She wore a bathrobe. "Ken..." She pulled me in, wrapping herself around me and kissed me deeply... passionately... taking all my oxygen and filling me with lust instead. My loins throbbed with desire and I struggled to open her robe. "Hmmmmmmmm.... Ken... today,

Why???
Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people

Ugh...
So this guy i know tells me he really likes me last night...which is good I suppose because I like him too...but as the night progressed I started hearing different things from different people that kind of made me question how many other girls he has been talking to.... It really kind of sucks because he actually told me he was interested in me a few months back, but I was already talking to someone at the time.... I don't know what I want to do about this situation...I don't know if I should just tell him forget it, or if I should just go ahead and proceed like I don't know, or if I should just talk to him about it and see what he says...I'm not sure how much good it would do to talk to him because who really knows if it will solve anything.... I am really confused about the situation and I really don't know what I'm going to do about it....I don't want to step on anyone's toes either which makes it all the more difficult..... Damn..........

Internets Is Serious Shit
->8 Inches: lmfao so your one snake is your trouser snake? thats sad ->8 Inches: thats ok i have some dick at home so i dont really need any strange 8 Inches: what the they, no snakes in ireland so not up to date with snakes 8 Inches: id say the are, its not a bad size though- >8 Inches: and if your one snake is your trouser snake i dont need to see it my snakes are bigger ->8 Inches: you dont do sarcasm much do you? 8 Inches: i never said it could, id like to see ur sweet ass is what i said and u have a beautiful smile ->8 Inches: hmm i didnt realize my ass could smile 8 Inches: thats a lot of snakes, i have 1 ->8 Inches: 250 8 Inches: i see u like snakes have u many? 8 Inches: i want to see ur sweet ass, u have a beautiful smile

This Is Bs,,,
Military being paid too much? You be the judge! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America . On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that thr

Top "10" Movies
It's going to be really hard to narrow down My top 10 favorite Movies... and the list will never be set in stone. But here goes what I can think of at the moment. (Not In Order) 1) Sound of Music The very first movie I ever saw in a theater (Saw it overseas in the Middle East, dubbed in Farsi and it was still wonderful) 2) Dogma If this movie offended you...Don't talk to Me because I'll really piss you off! 3) V is for Vendetta The line that sticks in My mind is - "People should not fear their government, it is the government who should fear the people." 4) Logans Run Wonderful little '60's Sci-Fi 5) Zardoz Sean Connery's first film, and a wonderfully twisted movie. 6) The Breakfast Club I have probably seen this movie more times than any movie, and I still love it. 7) Empire Records hmmmmm...an edgier breakfast club?... 8) Pay it Forward This movie is family required viewing! 9) Office Space Live-Love-Laugh!!!!!! 10) Harold and Maude Th

Time To Give Up?
i wake up this morning to my sister bitching...not surprising...she's got a stick up her ass as always...go and grab a bite to eat and think about what all needs to be done b4 i leave for work...figure i got a few minutes, i'll pop on the fu while i'm munching my pizza rolls...yeah, not a good idea...just reminds me how pissed i am that people never try anymore...the lounges and the radio are one thing that i look forward to during the day...talking to people, busting out the tunes, goofing off...but after a whole line of shit i'm 1/2 tempted to throw in the towel...one lounge after another closing or w/e...friend's dispersing to other lounges and losing track of them...trying my fucking hardest to get new lounges going just for some1 else to turn around and dick us over...people running at the 1st site of instability...its really fucking depressing when the only thing that keeps me happy makes me aggravated more and more...the only person who wants to help me 100% can't b/c she's got

Who Are You
1. The word you hear will determine your thinking, 2. Your thinking will determine your emotions, 3. Your emotions, will determine your actions, 4. Your actions will determine your habits, 5. Your habits will determine your character, Character ultimately will lead you to your destiny of overflow NOTHING JUST HAPPENS!! One decision changes the course of your life.

Where The Hurt Starts
Ok all. Read what I wrote but listen to the words to the song . ONLINE has so many lies so many un real's. Just listen to these words…. Online relationships….. Its not a box you play with , a screen you type words on… Its someone's soul .Someone's heart. It's someone who BELIEVES. The hurt that people cause by their games, their lies most of the time is so devastating to the other party. Be careful when you give your heart in this ever growing cyber world. Yes the feelings are real just as if the person is right besides you. But in turn so can the pain be. The song says "She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans" Read the words Online games HURT. Just be careful all It happens to all of us. . Music Videos - Stupid Boy

Fill The Quiz Out
BE BRAVE AND SEND IT BACK TO ME 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. Where would u like my cum to go? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Can I use you as a booty call? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! TITLE IT "NAUGHTY APP

Please Help
THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP.... YOU KNOW I ALWAYS GOT YOUR BACK.. NOW I NEED SOME HELP STARTED TODAY AND ENDS OCT.10TH.... PLEASE COME BOMB AND HELP ME GET A BLAST... ALL HELP IS APPRECIATED (1 OR 1000 EVERYTHING HELPS) THANKS IN ADVANCE.. ONE LOVE

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well I had a really goooood weekend, I got back with an old boyfriend, and OMG, it was awesome:D I really needed it, yall just don't know!!!! Well with all that said, I'm just happy I have a man now:D!!! We will see what happens, he does call me everyday, I'm supposed to call him back in a minute, I dont know, I'm just giddy or whatever LMAOOOOO.......anyways just want yall to know, if I'm not on as much as usual, its because I will be with him:P I still love yall, especially my girl Ashley, but you know what it is, Love Ya chick!!!!! Anyways, just bored and bloggin...as always thanks for readin my crap ~Lexi

Liberate Your Mind
Liberate your mind now everybody, you're so narrow-minded So narrow-minded So liberate your mind Now everybody, will you liberate your mind Liberate your mind now everybody, you're so narrow-minded So narrow-minded So Liberate your mind Now everybody, will you liberate your mind This time Don't limit your mind Can't you see that the pace Has just fallen behind All the hate in your heart Will be leaving you blind So Don't you limit your mind Don't limit your mind Can't you see that the pace Has just fallen behind All the hate in your heart Will be leaving you blind So Don't you limit your mind This time Waiting, for your modern messiah To take away all the hatred That darkens the light in your eye Still awaiting. god "Out of Zion shall come forth a law And the word of the Lord from Jerusalem Nation shall not raise sword against nation And they shall not learn war anymore For the mouth of the Lord hath spoken" Waiting, for your mode

They Caught Her Cheating !!!!
TO ALL MY FRIENDS,I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP SHE IS LOSING HER SPOT IN LEGENDS AND WE NEED HER TO GET BACK SHE NEED 50 MORE FANS ALSO RATINGS TO GO,,,CAN YOU PLEASE HELP BY GOING TO HER PAGE TO RATE,FAN,ADD,,,ANE LET ME KNOW THAT YOU DID ON THIS bLOG AND TELL HER WildCat SENT YOU.. SMOOCHES TO ALL OF YOU AND HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY ~Cherrybomb™~ Cõ õWñÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.Mystic Tearz of LDC~Club F.A.R.~B of B~@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT EVENING AND BETTER UPCOMING WEEKEND HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞

My Desire
It’s the way he looks at me The way his eyes roam That makes me feel wanted He whispers lightly in my ear As he gropes at my hips He says, “I need you, baby You’re the reason I exist.” I understand his every desire Yet, I am so unafraid He wants to possess me Control me, call me his own I’m drowning in his passion Overcome by his heat He slams me up against the wall Ravenous for my heart beat How could I have let him so close? Is it possible that he really cares? He's such a beautiful friend How could I ever let him go!? Guided from the dark by him Living in this crazy dream How can I refuse him? He was my redeemer, my savior He led me from the darkness Took me from the alleys of the dead Freed my scars from their past By him, I was accepted It’s the way his hands roam It’s the way his eyes look at me It’s the way his lips kiss me Pinned beneath him upon the floor My fingers trailing along his back He presses down against me And my breaths become harsh

Hey Guys I Want To Know What's On Your Mind?
HELLO THIS IS DIAMOND, I HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF CHATTING WITH A LOT OF MY NEW FRIENDS AND FANS. I HAVE GOTTIN TO KNOW A LOT OF YOU GUYS.BUT I STILL NEED HELP PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND. WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE SO LET'S START LIKE ACTING LIKE WE ARE. I AM A VERY OPEN MIND PERSON . SO FEEL FREE TO SHARE WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND DIAMOND Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com

Deep Love
I’ve gone too many days without you here to say “I love you.” I want you to know I miss your touch, your scent, your voice. I want you here to whisper in my ear. Whisper how much you love me. Without you I feel so empty and my days have become long and hopeless. I have no forward motion. I am only walking aimlessly on this highway they call Love. I just wish you were here to share my newly discovered feelings. Love that runs so deep, I wish for you here with me every night As I push my way into a dream of you that seems way too real. I want to feel your touch again, hear your soft whispers in the wind. I want you to play with my hair again. I want your warm touch and how we used to sleep together as the day ended. How you held me to your chest, Running your fingers through my hair until we both fell asleep. There we would lie in each other’s arms. I miss how you made me feel so safe, even after a terrible nightmare. Sometimes in the dark of the night, even as you slep

#2
Now, this chick is a wanker for two reasons. 1 - she actually believes that the term "alien" when referring to immigrants to a country is a racist term. And 2. She blocked me from her shit for pointing that fact out to her. I guess I'm just a big racist Nazi bastard...

Things Most Dont Know About Me.
1) cooking is my passion. dream of being a chef 2) i can fit my fist in my mouth 3) ive volunteered off and on since i was 13. 4) i would like to be a csi or forensic pathologist 5) i am 2nd of 5 children 6) i have played the piano and flute 7) i can sing and want to be in a band 8) ive taken ceramics, gymnastics, cheerleading, tap, and ballet lessons 9) I know some Spanish and Gujarati 10) I know some sign language to be continued....

Bon Voyage
tick tock the clock is tickin, spendin my last day or days on fubar.....seein i havent made it to rock star status doesnt bug me much, cuz i havent been on much lately...been too busy with school and shit. so im leaving...not permanently, just dont have alot of time for this drama hell hole. and not to mention i deleted some pics and an album,,,if any of you were in my look alike contest and would like your pic i made, let me know..ill send it to you, and im sorry that contest never happened..for the fact not many were interested in joining..so im just basically saying my goodbyes and all that happy shit, not like ill be missed or anything, but ill miss some of u that took the time to get to know me and become a great friend......

Engagement
i dont really care wat ppl say i am bk with with woman that i was off and on with her 5 years and yes we had had out times that we thought it wasnt goin to work unrtil we sat down 1 night and i realized how much i love her.. and for second i do tell my special friends i love them in a friendly way if u cant take it as that o well i dont care its jus the net.. and im not a player never have never will be

Since I Promised I Wouldn't
use this blog to beg for blasts again this week: umm /kneels down and begs for tickers and happy hours lol ok i couldn't resist... i'm an attention whore and i want to place myself out in the public eye as much as i can for my birthday :( ok ok ok i'll stop now :p Love ya, Sin

Low Life Ex Husbands
my ex has not seen my kids in almost 5 yrs and now he wants my kids thats bullshit you can't just walk back in after all these yrs thay don't even know him . what makes him thank after all these yrs he can just come back. he chose his life style over his kids . he told them he had cancer which we found out later he lied . he has hurt them enough he needs to stop . i have no problem with him seeing them if he's going to hurt anymore. but whos to say. he can attack me all he wants but not my kids!we have been divorced since 2005 and he has the nerve to say something about me seeing someone well it's none of his business wather i have a boyfriend or not because i'm not stupid and would kill someone before i let someone hurt my kids. so the ass needs to back off.

Just Being A Woman...ty Debb!!!(lol)
Just Being A Woman Being a woman takes hard work, Most men just dont comprehend. Just how hard it is to look so good, On nature I cant depend. Long hot shower, defoliate Shave my legs, other places too. Eyebrows shaped, false lashes now Have to be stuck with glue. Make up applied, Oh how Ive tried, To achieve that centre - fold face. Underwear slipped on, the silky kind, Feels gorgeous, all trimmed with lace. Low cut blouse, turns people on, Teamed with a short black skirt. Fish net tights, five-inch stilettos, Even if my feet hurt. A quick totter around, perfect the walk, Around the patio I do roam. But quickly now, I must get changed, Before my wife comes home! ~~~~~~~~~*)(*~~~~~~~~~~ Hope this brought a smile to your face Huggies, Debbie

Just Call Me Jailbird...
I just want all my friends to know that if I'm not very talkative for awhile, it's because of the day that I've had.... I was up all night with food poisoning then I wake up to my alcoholic brother threatening my oldest son... As a mother, I stepped in, and because I protected my children, I almost ended up in jail for protecting them. The only way I could stay out of jail, was to have my ex come and take my children for the night.. and believe me, anyone that knows me, knows that my children are my life and my world... seeing my ex drive away with my children in his car about destroyed what was left inside of me. And everyone else thinks that the laws in their state are f**ked up!!!! Try living here and try protecting your child from an alcoholic that threatens their lives... you do that, and you could possibly go to jail. Anyway, just wanted you all to have a heads up as to why I may be a bit quiet for awhile...

What Religion Is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ." Reliev ed, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. ... The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type

Lost Everything
I lost everything .. i love fubar and someone else i will not mention... but i feel that i need to leave fubar and let everything be... nothing against fubar.. just some dumb choices... i hope everyone has a good day! ... get back to enjoying this kick butt website! bye

Pablo Neruda
And because Love battles And because love battles not only in its burning agricultures but also in the mouth of men and women, I will finish off by taking the path away to those who between my chest and your fragrance want to interpose their obscure plant. About me, nothing worse they will tell you, my love, than what I told you. I lived in the prairies before I got to know you and I did not wait love but I was laying in wait for and I jumped on the rose. What more can they tell you? I am neither good nor bad but a man, and they will then associate the danger of my life, which you know and which with your passion you shared. And good, this danger is danger of love, of complete love for all life, for all lives, and if this love brings us the death and the prisons, I am sure that your big eyes, as when I kiss them, will then close with pride, into double pride, love, with your pride and my pride. But to my ears they will come before to w

If We Could Go Backwards....
I WANT TO LIVE MY NEXT LIFE BACKWARDS. YOU START OUT DEAD AND GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY. THEN YOU WAKE UP IN A NURSING HOME FEELING BETTER, EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU FINALLY GET KICKED OUT FOR BEING TOO HEALTHY, THEN YOU COLLECT YOUR PENSION,AND WHEN YOU START WORKING,YOU GET A GOLD WATCH , ON YOUR FIRST DAY, YOU WORK 40 YEARS UNTIL YOUR YOUNG ENOUGH.TO ENJOY YOUR RETIREMENT, YOU DRINK ALCOHOL,YOU PARTY,YOU ARE GENERALLY PROMISCUOUS, AND YOU GET READY FOR HIGH SCHOOL, YOU GO TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.BECOME A KID,YOU PLAY,YOU'VE NO RESPOSIBILITIES, YOU BECOME A BABY AND THEN... YOU SPEND YOUR LAST 9 MONTHES FLOATING IN LUXURY, IN SPA LIKE CONDITIONS,CENTRAL HEATING ,ROOM SERVICE ON TAP, YOUR ROOM GETS BIGGER EVERY DAY AND THEN YOU FINISH OFF AS AN ORGASM!!!!!!!

Holding Forever
Your words, bought me laughter, even it is a simple,"yes." it calls out my heart. Your voice, touched my heart, likes droplets of rain falling down from the sky. Like music notes praising our love I crave for your touch, tenderness will overwelm me I long for your hands to pull me close to find comfort in your arms If there is a wish, I pray for you to be close, to wake up in your arms everyday, To have you telling me, "Im silly, but I still love you." And, all my life, I will hold you foever. Till the day when God decided that we should part, My heart will still stay with you. Together and Forever

I Have Yet To Figure Out Why....
Ok, I'm gonna bitch a little. Not only did my previous account get deleted, but now they've put limits on what a lowling, such as myself, can do. It is very frustrating!! Grrrr. I just had to vent. this shit is crazy!!

Time For New Hairdo
OK trying to decide on a cut, color, and style for my new salute- growing it out long and one length is just getting too bulky and thick ok im thinking of this style with this color too short? Supposedly for my face shape and skin color copper is best color and if you look at my pics for the one with my daughter where its REALLY red gives you a good example of how it brings out my eyes the only thing Im in a tizzy over is the 2 yrs its taken for me to get it this long- honestly though that cut isnt too short but my hair may be too wavy for that style without flat ironing EVERY day hmmmm FEEDBACK PLEASE! lol

Running Wild
it's time again for todays blog and i know what everyone is saying - im not clicking and reading joe1 blog. thats ok becase i am comfterble with myself and dont need losers to justify my existence. last nigth i was on here later and some people were nasty so i like daytime better to be here. tonight i might go back to a stip club where the girls love me. they treat me like a king there.

Beer
I love beer and whiskey, but I can't find anyone that likes the same kind that I do...if you like budweiser, Wild Turkey, Wild Irish Rose, Jose, Jack, and Jim. Come by and say something to me...tell me which one you would like.

Karma
Im really starting to think I did something really terrible in a past life and karma is coming after me now. Everytime I turn around stuff is happening. Its not stuff that would be considered terrible, but stuff that is bothersome enough to make me blog. 90% of the time when I make plans w/ a male...be it for a date, or just hanging out as friends...I either get stood up or canceled on. I don't know what the deal is. It gets really old. Because I plan my kid-free weekends around stuff and at the last minute everything changes. I should probably work on my karma. Do a little more volunteer work or something. And I'm just at a time in my life where nothing ever seems positive...Nothing good seems to be happening. I'm probably bringing it on myself, but it gets to a point where it just feels so draining. Health, money, family and social life problems have just worn me down.

Guilty Of My Conviction
Guilty Of My Conviction Here I stand accused by a jury of my peers to answer to my crimes. I stand here to face my conviction and confess my crimes; I stand in front of you Judge to say I'm guilty and I ask for no mercy, so please Judge convict me of my crimes cause I'm ready to pay for my wrongs. Poem By: Charles L.Nelson

Oh My Gods. Too Funny!
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:"Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"

Grace Gale Girlfriend Application
I thought I'd place this on here, in case no one's ever read it. Grace Gale Girlfriend Application or... GG GF A Name: Grace Matilda Gale Age: 7.5 years of age. Location: Effrikah Height: Fun Size Hair (color and style): Bleach blonde with black highlights, mostly worn back in an Embrace The Day Doo-rag Eyes: Patches Piercings/tattoos: Those are for faggots. My body is a temple for Jesus. OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? Breakdown Fest, staying in watching the Breakdown Fest DVD, and hockeygames. 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Embrace The Day, Lemonheads, and Slipknot. 3. Do you drink/smoke?? How do you do that? 4. Do you like the beach? Oh gosh, yes. 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? Crabbing ;) 6. Do you like movies? Home made preferably 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? Narcoleptic :( 9. If not what would we be doing? I'd be sleeping. What would YOU be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? y

My First Time..........
Now I know some of y'all will probably freak cuz this is a true story but he I am who I am and if I was your friend before you read this then whats thee prob???Usually when Rich was in the hospital for his chemo the nurses would letme stay the night with him and would wake me in the morning to go home and get ready for work. Today however it was not his regular room but a room from ICU that I was saying good-bye to him from.He had already spent 2 weeks in the hospital this time. Coming in for his monthly Chemo which took 5 days usually. But this time he came in with a fever which they brought down in a couple days after which they gave him his Chemo and he got sick again. As a bit of a precaution and too keep visits with his Mother to a very short time he was put in ICU.So this time between the nurses telling me "GO home and sleep!" and our friend Mary pulling me out of the room I did not argue!I leaned down to give him a kiss on top of his bald head and whispered "I love you" in his e

To All
over the next several days, i will be deleting anyone on my friends list that DOES NOT have a salute photo. if i know you then of course i won't delete you.so if you see that i've visited your page........that is why......tho not in the case of everyone since i do have profiles i visit for many other reasons. there are too many fake people on this site and i don't want "wanna be's" and/or fake friends. it's not personal to anyone......just something i have to do for my own sanity lol if at some point in the future, you submit a salute photo and you're still interested in being my friend......please feel free to send me an add request an i'd be happy to accept it! :-} TO ALL: I HOPE MY LIST DOESN'T SHRINK TOO MUCH, BUT IT WILL BE BASED ON YOUR FUBAR CHOICES. thx, yvonne :-D

Sweet Release
I recently released two online submissives, they were very special to Sir and good submissives, whom I will miss very much. They both requested their release so that they may serve another Who was closer to their locations, this fact would give them realtime with their new Master. I wish them all the happiness life has to offer, If you have time please show them some love by visiting and rating their pages. ~Sir Dave~ Gypsy@ fubar Shorty@ fubar

Cubby The Comment Whore!!
Ok..I got these comments from the loveable Cubby today. One in the morning and one a few minutes ago. How much of a comment whore are you when you leave the SAME EXACT COMMENT twice?! (I am disreguarding the mispelling of my name too :P.). Love ya hun :D.

Back To Work Wednesday 9 Oct 07
The first time I've ever gotten a certified letter, requesting my return to work. Too cool! It was from Ameron International. Certified welding again, and it's UNION! More money less work! Whoo Hoo!

I Love You!
Hesitation in my eyes, Apprehension in yours, Dilemma in my mind Decision in yours Your charisma My charm Passion unbridled, Love unconditional Rising desire Beating hearts Longing eyes Melting emotions Together as one being Feeling of being whole Two bodies once Now one soul Promises unsaid Trust forever Now as one This love eternal

My Night In Kansas
Welcome to Hays, KS - a small town right in the middle of nowhere; the kind of town that made Dorothy and Toto yearn to take the first tornado out of here. Doing a show in a hotel, and the fine treatment from the people in charge is top notch - dare to ask anyone if the comics get even a slight discount on food or drinks, and the answer is always "Your room is free." Like no other show in the country comes with a room, we should bow down and thank them for that. Being a restaurant/bar, the front tables are all stuffing their faces during the show, but hey - there was a black cowboy with a broken hand there, maybe he got in one too many fights for being the only black cowboy in Kansas. I went up the street to another bar afterward - a karaoke bar that obviously used to be a strip club, based on the half-circle row of chairs directly surrounding the stage and DJ booth. The first local Idol-wannabees I see is the intriguing combination of a goth chick and a one-legged cowboy in a whe

Really Pissed Off
Ok, I've really had it with people... Hell, it's not like my life hasn't been a living hell for the past few days or anything.... With that said, I will now say this... take it as you will... I have NEVER lied about who I am, how I am, or the fact that I'm married... People ask, I tell them the truth... I'm not a person that will lie about anything, especially when I'm asked... I'm always up front about everything. That way there are no surprises later. Now, all because of someone not believing that I DID tell them the truth about who and what I am, they have blocked me... that's fine, block me all you want... Just do NOT ever say that I wasn't up front with you about anything, because then YOU will be the one that is lying... Now, if anyone else feels the need to block me, then do it... it just tells me that you weren't a friend to begin with...

Wtf Ii
Listen, I am so sick of this, and where are all of these so called friends. I see you all posting and reposting your trains, your contest, and you level ups. Here I am as a friend and a victim to a sick picture stealing stalker and hardly any of you will even repost the bulletins on this jerk. It also can easily happen to you, as I have seen in the past with other friends. Sometimes some things happen here that are a little more serious than points and levels and most could care less, lets hope you are not the next victim to then see how sickening this feels. If you have any amount of desency or humanity, please help me and read on. and please look for and repost my bulletin War it shall become, are my friends really standing behind me, we shall see. None of us here want or care for drama, and in times like this we have to get rid of it ourselves, and in our numbers as friends we can achieve this. I have been stalked, attacked, and harassed by this man off and on now for over 6

The Olive Tree
THE OLIVE TREE A confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She felt that to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearable pain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him and needed him, but was ready to walk away in panic. The gentle Master knelt her before him and started a tale of love and devotion. As she looked up at him his arms began to widen and open like a large tree stretches its branches to the sky. At that moment the Master appeared rooted to the floor and his impressive size towered above her like a giant tree. Then he began to speak... The Olive Tree I'm here for you...now and always no matter how far time and space takes us.... Whether you walk away from me today or you stay and serve me I will not turn from you. I am as patient as time itself; I will take not from you unless you give freely and completely of yourself but I give onto you regardless-- for my love is unconditional.... Like the olive tree

Prayers Needed Please
my family just needs prayer , we were told today that my cousins one yr old daughter might have cancer in the lymph nodes in her neck. i raised her mother so this is really breakin my heart..so if u could please keep them in your prayers i would appericate it thank u all for reading this here is a pic of the baby and her parents kelly n adam - her mom n dad kayliegh

Why Are Men So Cruel?
I have been dating this guy that I met on here. I thought things were going just fine but I guess not. I was blocked from his page. This has happened before and he always unblocked me. He told me that his sister's kid did it. I am wondering if that was even true. I have been trying to call him all week and he is never home. Well that is at at least what his Mom tells me. Well today when I got on Fubar, I got a message from another member telling me to leave her man alone and to stop emailing him or she would have me booted off. The only reason I was emailing him is to find out why he hasn't called the person he said he loves and wants to marry. I am so sick of men in general. Do they not think that because I am overweight that I have feeling? Do they think it is fun to play games with my heart and then just disappear? Are they any decent men left out there that aren't just considered with looks and won't trample on a woman's heart? I am beginning to think they do not exis

Would You ?
If I walked right up to you wearing a sexy dress lined down the front with 30 tiny pearl buttons. Would you take the time to slowly undue every one? If I wanted you to take me in your arms and hold me close so I could hear your heart beating as I pressed my head against your chest. Would the urge overcome you to pop them off? If I wanted to reach up and put my arms around your neck, standing on my tiptoes as I press my breasts into you, pulling your lips close to mine. Would you whisper your desire for me? If I wanted to kiss you deeply, our hot, wet tongues teasing each other, until I make you weak in the knees. Would you let me slide my hands underneath your shirt and feel your nipples as I rake my long, red nails lightly across them? If I wanted to hear you moaning in delight. Would you let me slide my hand down the front of your tight jeans to feel your hardness? If I unbuttoned your jeans to find your throbbing cock peeking out from the top of your boxers, needing

Acid Trip Quote Of The Day
If i tripped acid rt now, id be fucked. Everyone would turn into wookies, kids would be ewoks, and id be carrying a laser pointer thinking it was a lightsaber. And end up naked, demanding Jabba gave me back Han Solo, at whitecastle

I Dont Bite Ladies
Please leave comments & rates Hey ladies can u take all of me? 1Zingerbug on imikimi - Customize Your World 2imikimi - Customize Your World 3imikimi - Customize Your World 4imikimi - Customize Your World

Typical Saturday?
I just had to share this with everyone as it tickled me so! Hope Your Day is Awesome! *Note* I did the laundry, vacuumed the rugs, dusted and polished the furniture and all dishes are done and put away. Now to wash the dogs and shampoo the rugs... already have something to do that's interesting this evening, my hunny's home! *wink*

My Family Sucks!
So today is my kids' birthday party. My beautiful, funny, bright eight year olds. And NO ONE in my family, save my dad (he has no choice, he lives here) is going to be there. My brother is in Florida (he's forgiven) and my mom has to work (she's kinda forgiven)... but the person who pisses me off the most, is my sister. My baby sister (on Mom's side) who expects me to come running everytime she calls. I helped her move the yesterday, when I should have been making cakes. Who wouldn't even watch my kids for me when I moved. I gave up a free weekend to help her kick out her lying, cheating husband, whom she let immediately back in, when I could have been off doing something I actually wanted. Not only is she not showing up, she's being bitch enough not to even tell me. I had to find out from my mom, and now my sister's not answering her phone. On top of that, the party's outside, and it looks like rain. Sheesh.

If You Were Just Added
Usually i space this type of post apart more, i know i did one relatively recently, but due to my wonderful friends and the birthday blasts i seem to have gotten a growth spurt in my friends list. Things to remember: Although I have NSFW's, if people stop rating the SFW's, the NSFW's will be locked. i've done it before, i'll do it again. Crude comments are fine in pic comments, they are NOT fine in my shout box. (creepy comments that scare people aren't fine anywhere) advertising belongs on your own page, and x-rated animated gifs as well as music players will be deleted. I really don't want to see your nsfw's (unless you're a chick - and no, that doesn't mean i want to see you screwing your girlfriend, guys). Also, i NEVER comment on them, so again, don't ask. If i happen to peek at them, more than likely you will not even see a rate from me. I am taken. Stop asking. My family pictures are family at MY discretion, don't ask to unlock, don't ask to get in. Stop using

Treasure Hunt For Month Vip! Promoing Joker's Lounge! Show Love!
Treasure Hunt Contest started Oct.5th at 7pm CST. Items to be found will be located on Big Boobies family's profile, and anyone wishing to participate MUST subscribe to Joker's Short Bus Lounge. Items are as follow: 1.A stash item called The Green RoomPicture Item Joker with 4 aces on playing cardsPicture Item Classic Rubber DuckyPicture Item AssHatProfile comment(will be in the about me or interests-"I am a jumbled up mess of a creature, a walking, conflicting, loudmouthed, opinionated, mid-western girl with a no bullshit clause." Family member and promotion manager for Whiskey DustStash Item: Officer On DutyFamily Member Profile Item(main page) Woman in Black on moonBlog Item:"Hehe payback baby"Picture Item:Cupid with arrow in backThere will be some items that will have duplicates among family's pages; only one will be required. YOU MUST RATE ALL ITEMS/PROFILES (leaving a fan or a comment would be nice but not required; the rate IS!). Contest will run for 2 weeks(ends midnight on O

Is The Site Changing Its Name Again?
How odd... I just looked at one of the sharemails and noticed that it referred me to http://weirdo.com/... and I checked to see what http://weirdo.com was, and it's an alias for fubar.com - for now, I couldn't help thinking. I think I've missed a memo.