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My Latest Poem
I thought i had friends but guess i was wrong. Now it's time for me to sing a sad sad song. I was in a contest i asked my friends to vote. Now i see that asking that much was such a joke. Now i sit here and think should i stay or go. I think i'll go back to the site where i made my start. Cause no one ever at Myspace has broken my heart. So i sit here and think what is the deal. Than i realize people on here are fake and not even real. So i'm gonna leave this site and say my goodbyes. Sorry i'm gonna stop now gotta wipe the tears from my eyes................. Another Poem By Joe Blake

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, So she stumbled out the door into the snow. When they found her Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back. Grandma go run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now were all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle. It's not Christmas without Grandma. All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we

Show Some Love To Some Great Friends
Show my friends some love and why this site is so great . Add them Rate them , Just show the love.Please show love. Angel@ LostCherry Carolina Tim ( Mr. Terrific )@ LostCherry Fire123@ LostCherry Linda@ LostCherry GBsugar@ LostCherry sweetest bitch@ LostCherry Raelick75@ LostCherry Houston@ LostCherry DADDY!!!!!!@ LostCherry Casi@ LostCherry VikingRose@ CherryTAP luellen

Long Day
SO today, i was at the hospital from 7:30am to 9:30pm. What a day.... I lost a patient who had peripheral edema and basically filled up with fluid. We got the order for "comfort Measures" at noon and by 1:15pm she was gone. It was really hard to watch a patient die. Anyways, i need some love tonight. First of all, i need comments, ratings etc, and also, i'm taking applications for the best back rub. So who is it gunna be??

Candy Heart
Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me" A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

-sigh-
♥ They took my momma to the hospital cause she got worse, she turned all kinds of colors, and shit and the emt said that it doesnt look good ♥ So like now im sad. And ofcourse my brothers NO where to be found so ive got gabby and kailey so i cant go up to the hospital and if something happens to my mom and im not there, lets just say my brother will be just about damnd dead ♥ Cause ill kill him myself. =/ I knew my mommas cancer was getting worse, but i didnt know it was this bad. Jesus. Today has been the most complicated day ever. I tol my brother he needs to start raising his fucking kids, and im beyond woah pissed and now this. ♥ And the one person.. Fuck NEVERMIND! I dont even give a fuck anymore =/ ♥ Yeah i fucking do ♥ ♥ Fucking fuck fuck ♥ I miss my momma. I miss my kimmiecup. But atleast im not crying. Which is a plus. Considering im ALWAYS crying anymore ♥

If....
If it says "Please rate my profile" in your display name, needless to say it is not getting rated by me. Or any of your pics for that matter. Not that I would rate those anyway because usually it's only the sluts on here whose profile's say that, half the Top 10 if you will. I just had to get that off my chest. I'm sick of seeing that in people's names around here. Stop begging for people to rate your stuff! It just makes you look like an even bigger loser than you are. Luckily, I am 99% sure that none of my friends on here have that in their display name. If you do, you're probably not reading this anyway, cause you are only here for points. If you do read this and it offends you, I don't care, I'm not taking it back. Now I'm off to bed, goodnight all.

I Need A Little....
Help with my next lvl. I am only about 3,600 away. If you let me know that you have helped me out I will come by and return the love. I greatly appercaite any and everyone that helps!! Much Love to all my Cherry buddies. *HUGS and KISSES*M

Soulmate
To find the one thing that every person searches for A soulmate the one person that is your equal or so you thought only to have that person rip out your heart and stomp it to the ground Only to leave you wondering; why did I let this person get so close to me? Was I blinded by the hope that someone could actually have feelings for me so I let my guard down Disolved the wall that very few ever get through only to suffer the pain and anguish that always follows when someone is allowed to get that close Maybe the legend is true To be the Lonewolf who forever dwells in the darkness wandering the nights alone Releases a lonely cry only to have it answered by the dark silence of the never ending night

Cute
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came and said, "Your fly is pen." He zipped and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to check where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

Cute Story!!
It started out to be just another normal Sunday morning with going to the grocery store and doing some errands. I just entered the store and started to walk through the produce pushing my cart not noticing too much. I was checking out the bananas and I started to put them in the plastic bag to put in my cart when someone caught my attention. What drew my attention was this beautiful lady, not only was she beautiful but the way she presented and cared herself, you knew there was something special about her. I first noticed her Green eyes and when we made eye contact I kind of froze. Did I freeze because of my shyness (Yeah, Right) or of her beauty? That moment will last forever in my mind. I came out of the fog and smiled at the beautiful lady with the Green eyes. I noticed she had lovely Red hair and a very cute figure. WOW! My heart was just a racing and mind telling me that I have seen her somewhere before but I couldn’t remember where. I tried to be discreet and minded m

Fake Ass Friends
Why is it that when you need people most they are complete ass holes and don't really give a damn. Everybody who I was once close to and would do anything for me have completely turned against me. They told me they would stick by me no matter what fuckin decisions I made. Well I made my decision and that's to be with the one I love, JAMES! So fuck all you stupid people who swore you would stick by me and now won't have a god damn thing to do with me. It's funny that your my best friends until I do something with my life that you don't like. I've never turned my back on you when you needed me. No matter what it was for. So the next time you need me, don't come crying to me. I can't be friends with fake people. All of you can go shove it. Yes I know I'm being rude but I rightly don't give a damn anymore. That means all of you so called friends in fuckin Petoskey. You're all pretty much nothings in my book now. Thanks a lot for nothing. And by the way, you're my "so called sister" and no

The Beginning
Okay, I was sitting here thinking that ALOT of you really do not really know my history or about me. So i decided that I am going to write my life sotry on here. I have 27 years to cover here so it will take quit a few blogs to complete. And then I will take you on a day to day basis of how I feel what I did that day ect ect. So I was born August 19, 1979 at the solider and sailor hospital in Wellsboro PA. My parents were still together at the time, I had an older brother and sister. We lived in my grandparents (my mother's parents) backyard for the first 2 years of my life. Around 2 years old my parents got a divorce and my mom moved my brother sister and I down to my step fathers house and this is the house that I grew up in. My step father is great, he raised me and i love him to death. Growing up I never really knew my real father and My mother always told me it was because he was a drunk and wanted nothing to do with us. (even though he lived a matter of 3 miles away fr

Things U Never Say To A Cop
Things never to say to a cop 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son.. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

That Felt Really Nice!!! :-)
I just got done taking a nice long nap. Not sure how long but it was extremely relaxing and I feel 100% better after being sick. lets just hope that lasts, shall we? Of course, the only reason I had woken up was people were making so much damn noise in the house it wasn't something i could sleep through. (maybe it wasnt alot of noise,maybe it just seemed that way cause i had just woken up and noone wants to hear anything when trying to sleep) hahahaa...I was just looking over at the tv and the news was talking about this Target in Idaho where some buck ran through open automatic doors into the store. From the looks of the camera the employees had a hell of a time chasing that thing out. It ran into the line of carts at first and then redirected itself into the aisles of the store. made me laugh.

Walls
We have but one life , we have but one heart , we are born into this world alone and frighten . The life we are given is the life of hope , the life of love , the life of careing , the life of giving , the life of hope . As we get older many loose part of the life we are givin , sometimes it is lost from the pain we must endure while walking lifes long hard roads . Our hearts were tender once our souls were full of hope , but lifes hard roads turns them hard turns them cold . Our once filled life of love , hope , careing , giveing becomes lost . lost behind all the walls that we build protect our most charrished memorys of when life was good . But to me by doing that we lose all that life has given us we lose our sence of giving back what we were givin our walls protect us from knowing the true meaning of love . I may have a wall or two myself but i refuse to let lifes hard roads take from me what i have to give to others , which is hope that we all can

Timeless Voids
bodies touching, caressing under a star-filled sky only a blind moon watches love act its part the proximity of love sets hearts beating burning with passion needing to be heard revelation of self pure whole expression to a true love undying devotion the time for quiet no sound filters to the moon or the stars but emotions cry scream out with pain love is awake and hears need the air is strong primeval warm sensuous demands answers which must be given time is frozen minutes of pureness gifts of self love fully consolidated whispered emotions expressed tenderly gentle touches waves of love defer to silence deep quiet reigns stars alight in hearts now

To Spit Or Not???
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

Awwww, Damn :(
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

What Is Your Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. I have always known this. :)

Things About Me!!!
Ok I came from a small town in Oklahoma...My parents were Divorced when I was going to the first grade...We Moved to Stillwater and Then my parents got back together 14 years later and had my brother...I also have a younger sister that is 4 years younger then me...We talk all the time now that we are out of the house lol...I married my highschool sweetheart...We have been together for 14years...He joined the Corp after we had our son...Then we moved to Jacksonville NC and lived there for 4years I loved it there made lots of friends...We then had a little girl...Then he got out and we went back to Oklahoma to be near family which we should not have done we were happier being away from family...Anyways We have had our ups and downs but who doesn't in any marriage...Then We Had another little girl which was my last mircle...I am happy for my children they are my life in so many ways...2 years ago my Husband came to Texas to live with a friend of ours so he could get a better job...anyways

Just A Story :)
a guy and a girl are in love. they live together, laugh together, love together. they are hard workers, decent people, good and normal in every way. one day, they join a group. its a large group made up of a large number of men and women. its purely social, meant for fun and just to get out there and talk and stuff with other people. things are going well with this group for awhile until the guy starts to spend more time with the group than with the girl....the girl is upset by this and asks the guy to pull back from the group. to be continued......

Update On My Friend Who Was Shot In Iraq
Yesterday I found out my friend Ernie, who I knew in Hawaii, was shot in Iraq. I got this letter from a mutual friend: yeah ernie got shot, but it wasn't too bad, thank god!!! for some reason they were out of their hum v and one of his soldiers got shot and he went to carry him to safety and got shot himself. It went through his palm and his arm and exited out his elbow piercing his hip. last i heard they played his arm and were goin to fly him to a hospital in Germany. I will be sure to keep you updated when i hear more news! -Jess So... Thank goodness that he will more than likely survive and that he wasn't shot anywhere fatal. I will still be praying for him and remember to thank a troop tomorrow. It is Veterans Day. :)

Domestic Violence
Courtesy of MsTags.com As a victim of domestic violence I Want to help any one that is in trouble. Believe me it will never get better and its not your fault. They want you to think that you have done something wrong and thats not true. they are just insecure and ignorant. If you are in a bad relationship GET OUT while you can. Dont trick yourself and think its going to quit. Just LEAVE!

I Can't Breathe
I feel down To hard to say My eyes grew tried I was drifting away Getting back up Just to fall again Lossing it To an old friend Things start moving That should never I started swaying Feeling i'm ready to sleep forever I fall again My body to weak Maybe it's the lack of food Or the lack of sleep Trying to get up Trying to breathe My weakness Taking over me I don't get up I just lay there Untill i'm flipped over Untill i can breathe air Eyes are falling As fast as can be When all i can do Is all i can see...

Seeking Matchmakers -- Or Those Needing A Match!
Okay the tally is in from the "Matchmaker, Matchmaker make me a Match" Mumm... and 57% would love to see the Cherry make some matches. Is anyone game? Is anyone good at making matches? Does anyone want to be matched???? I would love to hear from everyone as soon as possible. At the time of this writing we only have 23 hrs to go. :D http://cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=3619 The Devine TxRose!

Meh
Going back to my first blog, i have decided for sure that there isn't a real point to this place, noone talks to you, they just want you to rate them for their points, I thought this mighta been a socail site or something.. Not really. After their done getting yer points they couldn't give a shit about you.

I Believe In Angels
i believe in angels, there are angels everwhere. they give us a helping hand when we are at need.there in our smiles that we share .they are in the eyes of our friends and loved ones. they help us when were sick and hurt. they watch over us while we sleep,they help us up when were sad and down.they bring us love and happeness,they are all around us. i believe that angels are special friends and messengers of love .it is gods way of making earth a little more like heaven......

Explaining What Happened Yesterday
hi everyone i wasn't here yesterday because my mom had an accident fainted while we all were working, at noon, and knocked her head with a table... result she got a big cut in the head i had to come back home because my sister called me all worried because my mom called her and she was very dizzy and was going to the hospital me being desperated took a taxi and while there, called one of my neighbours to go and check on my mom, if she really went to the hospital or she was fainted again here well that public hospital wasn't that nice, they didn't care of her how it should be, grrrrrr, ok, came home and found her all dizzy, all her clothes full of blood, geez i felt so scared before comming here! then i took her to a private hospital with my dad... they did all that they really needed to do: control preassure, the cut in her head, all of her, and including a ct scann of her head to check if there wasn't a contussion inside... we are lucky and there was nothing, but we still

Why Is Life So Unfair
Well first off all , this is a huge (((((((( hug))))))) for a very dear friend of mine. In her hour of need.. Im with you baby , and your in my prayers. Secondly .... Im so in love with someone at the moment .. But i dont know how the F**K , i can carry on . He's so very far away from me... And my heart feels as though . It's at breaking point . Why does life have to be so mean ..... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Ok moan over with xxxxxxxxxxxx

Thank You To Our Veterans
Let me start off by saying I have the utmost respect for all our men and women in the miltary..they sacrifice thier lives for our freedom. They give up so much. I wanted to thank my baby DJ for fighting for freedom in Operation Desert Storm. He served 8 years in the Army. I truly respect him for doing that. Anyhow people are so quick to say that our military is there becuase they are forced or the recruiter lied to them. Our men and women choose to serve, some not for all the right reasons but they are there becuase they believe in america. Respect that!!! Thanks to all who have served and those who are serving... Thanks to: Uncle Larry--Airforce /Vietnam Uncle David--Army/Vietnam/Tunnel Rat /Purple Heart Uncle Danny-- Army/Vietnam My Father--Korea My Baby Dewayne..Operation Desert Storm I made DJ a video..he will kill me for later. Anyhow here it is! Thank you Baby!!

Untitled
At first I thought, the more and more we talked, that you could be mine. I whispered sweet words of love that dripped from my lips like nectar to fall onto the flower of your heart to bloom in beautiful colors of love. Or so I thought. In one night, that dream was shattered, the true side of love being shown, that sharp double-edged sword that rips you apart and leaves your soul to bleed. New scars crisscrossing across old scars in my heart in a kaleidoscope of bloodand pain. No more will I believe in "happily ever after" or "true love" for now that I know what love REALLY is, it's something I want no part of

7722170
PRAY THIS EVEN IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!! IT WILL ONLY TAKE 2 MINUTEs. You never know when God is going to bless you!! Good things happen when you least expect them to !!!!!!!! Change the number in the subject box when you forward it by adding one!!! Dear Lord, I thank You for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You. Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things. Let me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over. And It's the best response when I'm pushed beyond my lim

Partyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hey todays night there is a big fetish event and so I have bought me a new outfit. Its a suprise for my hubby - he dont know this outfit and so I am snoopy for his reaction ;-) Wish all a hot and funny weekend and dont forget to vote and comment all of me ;-))) Smoochy Heike

You Tell Me....
Does a lady really need to be nude in front of the camera to be sexy or does she just need to show enough to make ones mind wonder....?I think a true lady would save herself for that one man that will make all her dreams a reality...Please tell me what you think...

I Got You???
Please steal a moment to fill this out with your opinions (and we all know what those smell like) in a comment sluts 1. Who the hell are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me or have i ever bit your nipple? 5. Would you suck my toes? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Have I ever licked you? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. Would you give me your last beer? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

What Is A Billion???
What is a billion??? The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the politicians" spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. a. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. b. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. c. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. d. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two bare feet. e. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. The following is too true to be very funny Tax his land, Tax his wage, Tax his bed in which he lays. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes is the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirts, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his d

Sexy Italian Video Clip
OK YALL IM DOING A VIDEO CLIP OF ALL MY SEXY ITALIAN FRIENDS... THIS MEANS TRUE ITALIANS. SEEING AS THOUGH I DONT KNOW WHO ALL IS I WANT COMMENTS ALLOWING ME TO GO TO UR PAGE AND RIP A PIC I CAN USE IN MY VIDEO ...LOVE U ALL!!!!

Today
Well today went reasonbly well, apart from been used as a pin cushion, before they started the tests I had a ECG which came out as normal, then came the part I hated the stress test in which they speed up your heart rate with a drug, this test lasts for about 10 mins and is the equivilant of doing severe exercise, the guy doing the stress test said my heart was acting normal for a person who was doing extreme exercises. When this test was finished they injected me with the radio active dye and was told to go and have a drink and something high fat to eat and come back within the hour, this give time for the day to work round my body. When i came back, I had like a top half scan under this machine that takes photos of your heart from all different angles, I wont know the result from this one until about Wednesday

Figured Out Yeah Rigth!!!!!
I thought that by this time on my Life I shut have it figured out but results that in the Last 4 Days I’m again on the beginning. Lost my job seems can’t found a Woman who’s interest on me not even to go out with, feel alone and with no idea what to do or were to start. Just hope that tomorrow something comes up and at least give me an Idea of What my Life will be from now on.

The Appointment
By Moriath - With Permission I stood on his doorstep, a single red rose trembling in my hand. The note I’d received told me to be there at 7pm and not to be late. I had dressed as requested and pulled the coat around me. I opened the door and stepped inside, greeted by a rush of warm, spiced air. Sandalwood, my favoritescent, filled my nostrils. I’d been to his home before, but had never seen it like this. I walked to the living room, hanging up my coat by the door. My black high heels sunk into the deep pile carpeting as I walked over to the large leather sofa. My leather skirt was slit up to my hip and snug at my waist. The black brocade corset was cinched tightly to my waist. I walked over to small, oval table and saw an envelope in his handwriting. I picked it up and smiled reading my instructions. I picked up the high leather collar and slid it around my neck, fastening it securely. I slid the blindfold over my eyes and my hands into the leather cuffs. I eased myself onto

Which Horror Killer Are You???
If you stopped to look plz comment and tell me what horror killer you are......Thank you You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun! Freddy Krueger70%Jigsaw70%Hannibal Lecter60%Pinhead60%Candyman50%Michael Myers50%Leatherface50%Buffalo Bill45%Captain Spaulding40%Jason Voorhees

I Am Thinking Of Leaving Lt
I am thinking of leaving LT, I guess I had higher expectations for you guys. I do my best everyday to help out my friends on their posts and repost and comment. But, today I posted a bulletin that needed all of my friends attention, and the only ones to respond were a few close friends. THI PISSED ME OFF>>>>>>There is a lady on the LT who is very sweet and is a great friend who found out that she has cancer. I asked you people to please stop by and send her some love and comfort. Did anyone bother to read the post and respond.....2...thats right only 2 people. Come on you guys, this was your chance to show that the LT is not just about tits and ass and private parts. How about step up and show that we have a heart. If this goes unnoticed and unopened then I am in the wrong place. I will leave LT and find a place where there are real people. If you do want to show you care then please visit issy and let her know....thank you all Issy@ CherryTAP

I Fell Down The Stairs Today
Today is a horrible day. I got my fucking rag, I feel like shit, I'm not in a good mood, and I fell down the stairs. Too bad I didn't snap my fucking neck. Today is a day I wish I didn't exist.... Jenner

Nasty Sex Poem
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine

A Song That Means Something To Me
I've been watching your world from afar, I've been trying to be where you are, And I've been secretly falling apart, Unseen. To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, You'd be so perfect with me but you just can't see, You turn every head but you don't see me. I'll put a spell on you, You'll fall asleep and I'll put a spell on you. And when I wake you, I'll be the first thing you see, And you'll realise that you love me. Sometimes, the last thing you want comes in first, Sometimes, the frist thing you want never comes, And I know, the waiting is all you can do, Sometimes... I'll put a spell on you, You'll fall asleep, I'll put a spell on you, And when I wake you, I'll be the first thing you see, And you'll realise that you love me.

Sappy And Sucky....yes It's A Love Poem
Seeing his face Makes me shake at the knees I'm so weak I need a cure for this disease It's known as falling in love for sure But theres nothing in this world I'd prefer Than looking in his eyes And kissing his cheek Spending everyday together To make up the perfect week And hopefully spending the rest of my years With this boy at my side Together fighting our fears And there's nothing I want more Than to be in his arms And watch the tide from the shore I'm just waiting for a wish Like this to come true Because everytime I dream I'm dreaming of you...

One
okay so i write and post my poetry, appreciate my effots at the least. I am not just like you I am not what you see I am not what you think I am not who you like I am me. I am Wiccan, a trying vegetarian, a woman in distress My world is small compared to yours, my life Useless, and my body defenseless You once thought of me as a chain I may be sliver but with dulled spots And a little rusty, but my grip is strong I will hold tight, I must hold tight, I can hold tight My tries, my eyes, my lies Back. . . .hold me pinned to the ground down People look at me odd, like I don’t exist Like I am only a dream like the C ROS S did he die for my sins? Did he exist at all, Prove to mw This fact and I will believe you Make me believe, destroy me if you must With all of your technology Drop your! atomic bombs upon me Make this year have a nuclear winter And once you destroy me, destroy yourself Destroy the world if you haven’t done

A Tuesday He Wouldn't Forget - Erotic Story- Light Bondage
He thought when he woke up it would be just another Tuesday. It started out with, he thought, a good morning kiss. But she had more in mind. She slowly started to caress him in the usual way. She worked her way down slowly to his thigh, now feeling his cock against her cheek pulsating. She gave him gentle kisses up and down his long thick cock. He started moaning which she new what he wanted next. She started sucking the head of his cock tasting his pre cum (so sweet). Now feeling his familiar rhythm she started sucking his cock hard and fast up and down the whole length of his pulsation penis until he came. He would think about this all day. His drive into work was great. Missing all the lights and there was no traffic with a beautiful sky. This Tuesday was turning out just fine. Work went well. When he arrived at work greeted by his boss gave him a pat on the back on a job well done. “You are a real asset to this company”. If that wasn’t enough the lunch meeting with a new client

Blah
I'm just not feeling great tonight. I'm tired but I laid down and couldnt sleep. I have a headache. Plus to top it all off I'm allergic to this belt that came w/ a new pair of jeans I bought and have an awful rash on my middle now. Blah, I just feel like bitching to people who cant do anything about it :P

A Strong Woman Vs A Woman Of Strength
A STRONG WOMAN VS A WOMAN OF STRENGTH A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ... but a woman of strength builds relationships to keep her soul in shape. A strong woman isn't afraid of anything ... but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear. A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her ... but a woman of strength gives the best of herself to everyone. A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future ... a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be unexpected blessings and capitalizes on them. A stong woman wears a look of confidence on her face ... but a woman of strength wears grace. A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey ... but a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong.

Ha Ha Ha
>>>Su Wong marries Lee Wong. >>> >>>The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a > lovely, >>>healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian, white baby boy. >>> >>>"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "Well Mr. Wong, > what >>>will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?" >>> >>>The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two > Wong's >>>don't make a white, so I think we will name him ........ >>> >>>Sum Ting Wong

Lest We Not Forget...........
In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- McCrae's "In Flanders Fields" remains to this day one of the most memorable war poems ever written. It is a lasting legacy of the terrible battle in the Ypres salient in the spring of 1915. Here is the story of the making of that poem: Although he had been a doctor for years and h

I Miss You
I miss you. Your voice brings me peace at a time my arms are at war with reality. Wrapped around you is their desire. Longing for you is their outcome. Comfort in your giggle makes the loneliness of your absence seem almost bearable. Time stands still when we talk, letting hours seem like seconds. The next "hey baby" is as anxiously anticipated as spring right after a snowed in winter. I've been kept from living while you were away. Now i'm reborn, by, for, and most of all in your love.

What A Shitty Day
today not only marks veterens day but also marks my daughters 13th bday yep she is a teenager now.....as some know my kids are in temp foster care and my daughter whos bday is today and this is the 2nd of my kids bdays i have missed all cause iam not able to see them but 1x a week....id think my mom would allow me to come and see her but will she??? hell no.....my mom is havin a party for her tomorrow again ya think i can go and see her again HELL NO!!!!i sit and cry like a baby but just makes me irratated like hell my mom wont let me even spend an hour w/my daughter on her bday

My Hero My Friend.. If Only One More Day
R.I.P. SPC James A. Chance "Jimmy" November 6th 2003 "My Hero My Friend" SPC James A. Chance "Jimmy" to his loved ones and friends was a child that dreamed of growing up and being a soldier. On the day he turned 18 he went and enlisted. His dream was becoming reality. Never thinking that down the road he may meet the woman he would want to have children with and want to marry, Jimmy took to army life like a fish towater. He never wanted to leave the military. In Feb 2001, I met Jimmy at a friends house. He was home on leave. We hit it off from the start. He was kind, caring, loving. All the things that make a man special. We were inseperable. All too soon, it was time for him to return to the army. I had to let him go. The day he got on the bus to go back to base was the hardest day in my life. Unknown to me it would soon end up being the third hardest day I would ever have to go through. Of course, Sept. 11 happened and after that it seemed like all of the soldiers were se

Quarterly Poker Tourny
There was a quarterly poker tourny held here last night at the club for thsoe earned enough points/ placed 1st or 2nd in a weekly tourny etc. No money involved it's all for fun and *club bucks*, but I enjoy it. Anyways 21 players started and Itook 2nd again just like last quarter. I got a plaque a nice poker set 25 club bucks which are good for beer and food yay, a T-shirt which i gavce away for shots, and a hat. Pictures are sure to follow. Also over the course of the 15 week *Season* I was player of the quarter cause I made more final tables and earned more points then anyone, getting another 25 club bucks. I got 30 left out of the 50 hehe. Well I wrote a rather long blog eh? Just wanted to let everyone know I done did good again. Hope everyone is well and talk to ya'll soon Peace

Hot Taxi Ride
"Whereto gents?" The taxidriver asks it with the routine of someone who's been in the job for too long already. "Intercontinental Hotel please" is my answer while I hold the door for you and you step in, leaving me a view on your cleavage, as the deeply cut top you're wearing leaves little to the imagination. The driver must have noticed something too, he shows a kind of a friendly grin. The late evening traffic is dense, this is going to be a 45 minute drive. You are tired, I can see that, as you throw your head back and lean it against the headrest. God you're sexy like that, short denim skirt, short suede boots and that awfully deeply cut top. I gently approach you and kiss you tenderly on your lips. This seems to have an immediate effect, as you enter my mouth with your tongue, eager to find mine. We start frenching passionately. I feel your hand grabbing my cock through my pants, I respond by slipping my hand under your top and squeezing your boobs. You moan gently as I pinch

Plz Read This :)
some people dont think much about it, but this is VERY true. I've found out information about people like this myself. >>After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and >>get on-line . She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked >>her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: >> >> >> >> >>ByAngel213: >>Hi. >>I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was >>following me home today. It was really weird! >> >> >> >> >>GoTo123: >>LOL >>You watch too much TV. Why would someone >>be following you? Don't you live in a safe >>neighborhood? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination >>cuz'I didn't see anybody when I looked out. >> >>GoTo123: >>Unless you gave your name out on-line. >>You haven't done that have you? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Of course not.I'm not stupid you know. >> >>GoTo123: >>Did you have a softball game after school >>today? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Yes and we

What Love Is
love Current mood: creative Category: Romance and Relationships Love is Love is a smile when you are feeling blue Love is the racing of my heart when you are near Love is long walks on the beach just listening to you talk Love is anticipation of our next meeting Love is my pain when you hurt Love is our cherished moments Love is…… For life

Write The Vision (video)
================= SEE VIDEO BELOW ================= WRITE THE VISION Lenora Love Whiteside Write the vision while it is day while it is night by candlelight. Write the vision as you kneel and pray Whatever it is that your inner eye see write the vision as the Holy Spirit gives you Love, Peace, Joy & Liberty And the Lord answered me and said, Write the vision and make it plain upon tables that he may run that readeth it, write the vision, whether your gay or feeling gloom, keep on writing even while the day is doom, whatever it is that your inner eye see, Write the vision as the Holy Spirit gives you, Love, Peace, Joy & Liberty! (c)2000, Lenora Love Whiteside Poet & Spoken Word Artist ============================ WRITE THE VISION -- (VIDEO) Lenora Love Whiteside ============================ Lenora Love whiteside, Poet & Spoken Word Artist WEBSITE: www.LenoraLove.com EMAIL: LenoraLove@Yahoo.com

Moving.... Again
I swear I've moved more than anyone in the world that isn't in the military. We're moving to a 2 bedroom apartment across the hall (I thought it wasn't bigger, but it turns out it's a 2-bedroom... finally some privacy!) Monday. There's a chance I might not be online for a while because the landlord is taking his sweet time getting the cable cut off from the people who used to live there. I swear if I don't have my internet, I'm gonna go crazy. (plus I'll fail my online classes) For the record, I did call Thursday nite. (which was when I found out when we were moving) Gee, nice to know of the move three days before it happens. Anyway, if you can prolly tell, I'm all fucked up about it. I'll live though.

A Time
A time to remember our forefathers a time tell stories of our country and how many men died fighting for our freedom so that we may live to see another day and days that will live in infamy wheter they died fighting the good fight or over some political scandal they shall never be forgotten but held high and beloved by us who want to show our appreciation never let down by the decimation no descration so on this day and time salute our fallen brothers and show love to their widowed lovers.

Not A Poem, Song Lyrics, But Poetic And True...at Least When I Heard Them
Alone again tonight, without someone to love the stars are shining bright, so one more wish goes up oh I wish I may, and I wish with all my might for the love I'm dreaming of, and missing in my life. You'd think that I could find a true love of my own happens all the time with people that I've known their wishes all come true, so I've got to believe there's still someone out the who was meant for only me guess I must be wishing on someone else's star seems like someone else keeps getting what I'm wishing for why can't I be as lucky as those other people are? guess I must be wishing on someone else's star I sit here in the dark and stare up at the sky and I can't give my heart one good reason why everywhere I look it's lovers that I see seems like everyone's in love with everyone but me guess I must be wishing on someone else's star seems like someone else keeps getting what I'm wishing for why can't I be as lucky as those other people are? guess I must be wishi

My Lovely Lady Lumps
Ok, i know we are all sick of contests!! But ppl keep putting me in them so i am here again asking you to vote!! Its the best CT chest contest you can click here: http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=48886&albumid=107496&i=3321088085 Thanks again for rocking my contest world!!

Freedom Is Never Free
Freedom is Never Free To the many who have fought to make and keep us free. THANK YOU!!! I live in a Country Where I am free. I know about the men Who fought for it to be. I thank God everyday That I live in this Country And not in a land That is far, far away. I know freedom is never free It took brave men and women Who shed their blood And fought hard for you and me. So, if someone tells you that freedom is free, Just smile and look at them And tell them that freedom Took someone dying for you and me Freedom comes with a very high cost It takes our young people and tears them apart, It grabs ahold of families and breaks their hearts, It's paid for by the blood of those we've loved and lost So, you see my friend, freedom is never free It is paid for by others Who set our Country free Next time you see a war Vet Don't forget to say "thank you" It was only because of them that you can be you And as you look them in the eyes, you will see

Flesh Storm
The heat steadily climbs, consumes all it enfolds Its grip tightens and squeezes, breath comes in pants Tiny beads form, unite and create rivulets that trickle Along creases and folds, seeking an end to the anguish The air is filled with tension and hangs heavy and damp The flesh is tormented by the inescapable heat, like a tree Whose roots thirst for relief only the storm can bring. Eyes turn upward, searching for release and plead silently But the heat is relentless and only increases the pressure The flesh curls like the leaves that have wilted and yielded Their fate hangs delicately from aching limbs and tortured trunk Motionless, stopped in time, yearning only for the storm. In the distance the laughing voice of thunder speaks softly The flesh responds as the leaves tremble at the sound It whispers of ending the anguish and builds anticipation By blowing softly over damp flesh and gives hope That soon the waiting will end and fulfillment will come The wind car

In Reference...
there is a differance between loving someone and being IN love with someone it's finding what you are feeling... i'm not IN love with anyone..so no worries..i am single and ready to mingle.. haha and hyper right now =) xoxo loves

A Soldiers Message To Anti-military People
It seems more and more i see Anti-Military Comments out there , Comments about how we should all die, How we are nothing more then glorified killers being paid. Well i am about sick of it so this is my message for ALL Anti-Military People out there! You get up and hit you're snooze button again for 5 more minutes of sleep. We've already been up for 5 hours risking our lives for you. You make yourself some coffee and make yourself some breakfest. Our breakfest was powdered eggs and our coffee is a week old. You bitch about traffic and how it takes you an extra 15 minutes to get to work, Yet we go out and get shot at, So many go out to never come back. We lay here , we fight and die for you're right to drive down that street. We fight day and night, so you might get that sound sleep. You make you're horrible comments, you take the freedom we give and then question on how we give it. Just Remember these words American girls and American guys we'll always stand

Accepting Who I Am
After several years of denying my sexuality I have come to the conclusion that I am Bi-sexual.. I still love women, and have a gorgeous girfriend who is also bi.. My girlfriend Sherry is the one that helped me realize that hiding this was only painful for me, everyone else seems to be ok with it.. Rather they are ok or not I need to be who I am.. Don't waist your life trying to be who everyone else thinks you should be...Be Yourself!!!

Go Give This Sexy Guy A 10!!
I have met some amazing ppl on CT since i joined a month ago!! Some life long friends!! But there is one person who caught my attention since the day he visited my profile and hasn't let go since. Sheik of Chic@ CherryTAP I want you all to meet the Sheik of Chic. If you go beyond the hot looks, amazingly sexy body and great car you will find the sweetest, kindest guy i have met in a very long time!! Lets make him a Cherry rockstar!! Please go rate him, add him and show this gorgeous man some love!! You wont be sorry, as a matter of fact you will probably come back and thank me :) Ok, go!! Go now!! *grins* x0x0x0x0x Image Hosting | Video Hosting | Myspace Games

Ouch! Hope It Makes You Laugh
The Scissor Brother & The Skin Tag Current mood: Mincing Around I am not sure I should tell you this, but here goes....lol Yesterday in the bath...lol.(Funny in its self!) I was washing like you do and found one of those skin tags...you know the tiny little skin things. Well this was somewhere where the sun doesn't shine...and no I don't mean round the back either...lol, but a deep dark area where only I have been.... Sort of groin but deeper...lol Anyway, it felt(I can't see it) really large. My Philipino houseboy had a feel. Now usually I just twist small ones off if they ever appear, but this well.... Anyway...(I am all embarassed now), Today I couldn't bear it being there now I know of it, and strode manfully to the bathroom with some scissors. I have a high pain threshhold or just am able to be a complete hero sometimes. I once had a tooth filled without an injection as a child...I am that hard!.. I cut things off if I don't like them. As a child

Emo Rules???
im so sick of evryone tryin to say they're fam when it's just turning into a fukin lynch mob that doesnt even care about anythng but whos been to the fukin gathering! maybe i should go emo!! at least they admit they're whiners lol!!

So, This Seems To Be What Women Want?
This little blurb is making the rounds of the Bulletins: He handed her 100 roses. 99 real. 1 fake. He said i'll love you until the last one dies.. She gladly accepted them. But when she grabbed them. She said "one of these is fake!" He said "exactly. that's because i will love you forever." ---------------------------------------- Seems a few women out there are saying this is what they want from romance. So, I thought I'd share a story. You see, when I got involved with my Wife, I was (And still am) the type to speak my mind, and always tell it like it is. One day, she tells me that she loves me. I ask her how much, and she does the typical holding out of arms and says "This much". I smile and thank her. A few moments later, she asks me how much *I* love HER. I hold up my hand, and put thumb and index finger together, making an O shape. I tell her I love her that much. She looks disappointed, so I finally let her in on what it meant. "It's a circle" I say

Updates As Of Sunday 11/12/06
Just thought I would let you all know that I have updated a lot of stashes, created new mumms, posted a few more blogs today, and added two more singing videos to my profile. After a stressful, frustrating time dealing with my computer today, I was trying to relax a bit as well...and those things that I did today on CT went very smoothly, while I had a bit of humor slip in!! Feel free to peruse as you may.... No, I haven't posted any new pictures, but I shall be soon as soon as I can level up to be able to add more photos. :) Hope everyone has had a wonderful weekend... and are looking forward to a phenomenal week ahead... Right now, I think I shall go take a nap for a bit. Anyone wanna join??? ;) Laters... K

Want To Be...?
WANNA BE PIMPED BY ME? LET ME KNOW VIA SHOUT BOX OR PRIVATE MESSAGE. AND JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT SONG YOU'D LIKE USED. WITH YOUR PIMP OUT. Black Horse & The Cherry Tree Video - KT Tunstall lyricsKT Tunstall Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts

The 12th ~ Neglectful
I haven't been on much the last few days. Nor have I been writing blogs regularly like I mean to. I have been SO busy though. I had a wonderful weekend, and I guess I will tell you about it. So, Friday: -wake up -go to class -eat lunch -go to class -go home AND THEN a boy that I like a lot picked me up and took me out to dinner. We went dancing and had the greatest time, and then we went and got coffee because it was cold. We sat inside the coffee shop and talked until it shut down and kicked us out and then we sat outside on a bench and talked for like two hours. It was pretty wonderful. Then he took me home around 4AM and I crashed into my bed around 5. Saturday: -wake up -eat brunch -go to the airport SO my friend Sam came in from Norway Saturday morning. She is going to be here a while but she stayed with me on saturday and left this morning. We are old friends from primary school and I hadnt seen her in forever. Anyways, we basically layed around, watchedmovies, a

Stormy Weather
storming outside raining coming down curled up in bed with my lady love kissing her deeply listening to the wind blow undressing her slowly in total bliss with her turning her over massaging her back taking all stress away hearing her sigh kissing the back of her neck working my way down her spine seeing her shiver with desire reaching her perfect ass massaging her there kissing each cheek rasing her onto her knees i see how wet she is diving in to take a tatse nothing could taste so sweet licking her enflaming her passion probing with my tongue going so deep feeling the pressure within as i slide in an out tasting such sweet juice i can almost shout hearing her moan as her arousal shows leaning back to me grinding into my face taking every drop i can take wanting more an more an orgasm runs through her as she moans out loud falling down in a heep smiling so sweet calls out my name i love you so much

Starting With Ourself
WHO- are we to deside which has the right to live on this planet? Are we really so superior to life and it's exsistence, do we deserve to be on top of the world as we are now? WHAT- does it take for us to realize that life is sacred, that we dont have the right to choose for others and their way of life? Is it so hard to grasp that we all are made of the same material? WHEN- do we all meet at the table and listen to each other, and regardless of our religion, culture and political standpoints. Cause the danger lay there folks, when we mix these three issues, they have to be kept apart while we discus these matters about bringing this earth back to something we can regconize and relate to. Do you know what dear folks?. Since Jesus was born and up to this date, we have only had 200 years of peace on this planet. When lovely people do we learn acceptance, respect and love for all no matter what colour or believe we have, when it all comes down to one thing L

To Believe Again
TO BELIEVE AGAIN IS WHAT I WISH FOR... TO BE ABLE TO TRUST IN YOU THE WAY I USED TO... THE WAY I DID BEFORE THINGS WENT BAD... I WANT TO BELIEVE WE COULD BE FOREVER... TO BELIEVE IN THE THINGS YOU SAY... TO BELIEVE IN LOVE AND HAPPILY EVER AFTER... TO BELIEVE WHAT YOU TELL ME... THAT THINGS WILL BE ALRIGHT... THAT WHAT WE MEAN TO EACH OTHER CAN MEAN MORE THAN THE RISKS... THAT IF I FALL YOU WILL BE THERE... RO BELIEVE AGAIN IS WHAT I WISH FOR BUT YOU ALREADY LET ME DOWN... NOT JUST ONCE... HOW CAN I BELIEVE THAT THIS TIME WILL BE ANY DIFFERENT??? THAT MY WORLD WILL NOT TUMBLE AGAIN...

The Jedi Pimp (song Lyrics And Music To Go With It.)
Love Sex n Death THE JEDI PIMP (click song title on player to listen) (Verse)Cold laser pressed against my head, I’m jumping like a suicide--light saber in my hand, I’m a mutha fucking JEDI--kill Darth Vader, he’s a mother fucking talkah--I’ll fuck you up and make you scream like Chewbacca--not just a JEDI, I’m a mutha fuckin playa--I’m even getting pussy from Princess Leia--but I mostly just let her suck my cock--cause she got pussy as hairy as an Ewok-but when I hit it she’s screamin in Dolby--cause you know I’m swinging like Obi Wan Kanobi--and I don’t give a fuck if you think I went too far--I got balls as big as the Death star (Chorus)Death star--in a galaxy far far away--Death star--fuck with me and it’s bombs away (Verse)Death funk metal and you’re under attack--I’m a fuckin empire mutha fuckin strike back-I’m a cyber pimp mutha fuckah without a glitch--but be

The Down Fall Of The Dark Haired God Part3
As you fight to be free I shock you more. I laugh at how you jerk and twitch. Then i remove the clamps and replace them with claws marks. I watch you shiver with each mark I make. Then you start to get a hard on. I just laugh at you. you fight even harder to get free. Then i pour Ice cold salt water on you. I see you jerk. Then i start to lick your body. First your neck and chest. i hear you moan into the gag and feel you get harder still. I slowly tease your nipples then slip down to your tummy and lick that as well. You jerk and try to get free. i just laugh. Then i just slowly lick the tip of you dick,you move trying to get deep inside my mouth. But I smack your chest with my metal claws and draw blood. Ha,ha.

This Might Mean Good Bye 4-ever
To me it seems like cherry tap is getting more fake by the day as to everyone is added "rate my profile first" to their nick name so I think I might find somewhere else to go. it was nice knowing yous!

Think Before You Speak
Okay, a woman originally posted this, but when I read it, I had to add it.....lmao Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were

Miracles Do Happen!
♥ ♥ First off Id like to say HOLY SHIT! ♥ Okay now seriously. Wow. Haha. Okay. I have work today but Andrew just showed up with the lil girl, so he needs ababy sitter. So ofcourse he leaves her and goes. My moms got doctors all day, and cant take her, so im going to call out of work to babysit her ♥ Then im gonna clean. And help decorate my mommas living room mhmm. And study. Those are my plans for the day ♥ Icon of the day is! ♥ ♥ Just because its sooo cute! So today is going to be a long day. Full of bullshit. I guarantee that. Cause i know people are pretty pissed at me right now. And to be honest, i dont give to shits. I worked my ass off, get OVER it. ♥ So whatever comments or hatemail you want to send me, take it and shove it up your ass seriously. ♥ Im not a mean person, im actually sweet, just ask caren(ilovesporks)! I just hate bullshit. And people treating me like shit. Im nice to you,

Bad Mood.
Yeah im in a fucking bad mood again.. Im soo sick of getting my hopes up for something.. Im soo sick of getting fucked over by friends. I dont deserve this bullshit. I treat ALL my friends good. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Feel Pretty(like A Princess)
Ok SO I vote me make me a princess. Here are the reasons why! #1 I am diplomatic(4 kids...go figure) #2 I look good in a crown #3 I am smart(and not just book smart) #4 I look good in a crown #5 I dont spam #6 Did I mention I look good in a crown? #7 I have the curly princess hair #8 I AM A VERY FAIR PERSON #9 I keep up on world affairs #10 I look good in a crown #11 I can see into your souls #12 I bake cookies #13 I am Good with children and animals(children) #14 Again.. I look good in a crown #15 I should be a princess :) #16 Git R Done #17 I am a good judge of character and not easily fooled #18 If i am pricess we will have a great CSI team for them damn murders and unsolved cases #19 I look good ina crown #20 And finally? Because I should be a Princess...Im princess material :P

Sex, What Is Your Sex Style?
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test

Broke Your Ankle Doing Karaoke?
I've had this question several times since I put up the silly little facts in my profile so let me answer it here: I was out with my cousin and a bunch of her friends and my mom. We'd had a couple drinks but it was getting late and my turn still hadn't come up. I wanted to go but my mom insisted we wait until I at least get one song in. By the time it was my turn, I was fully sober, I swear! Anyhow, I gave an especially spectacular performance, if I do say so myself, and everyone was on their feet and cheering. Like something out of a movie! I was floating on cloud nine... and didn't realize how far down it was to the floor. When I stepped off the stage, I misjudged and my ankle ended up turning in a way it's not meant to. Not a great end to the night but it certainly makes for a good anecdote. ;c)

Sadie Ring
Sadie Ring S is for her bright Smile & those eyes filled with Stars. A is for her Amazing friendly Attitude. D is for her Determation & her Dedications. I is for her Integrity & her great since of Intelect. E is for her Enthusiasm & all of her life's Enjoyments. R is for her Realisam to life, her family & friends Respect. I is for her Intellegence & her great Imagination. N is for her Need of family, friends Nourishment. G is for her Glamour & she always has this great glow. I wrote this on 05/15/02 for my best friend Monique in memory of her niece how was killed by a Drunk Drive @ the age of 16. (Can't remember her exact age). God Bless U All...

Our Country
Our Country We as Americans need to unite. Stand up, show love, and fight. For what we believe to be right. Our Country, always in God's sight. Our flag, flying high says it all. Freedom shall prevail and stand tall. With everyone's help, large or small. Our Country, U.S.A. will not fall. The wounds of everyone are so real. Lives lost, hearts broken, only time can heal. Heroes and volunteers, so much grief to feel. Our Country, with all, is as strong as steel. One Nation under God is what we are. This will pass, hopefully without a scar. Wishing peace and hope to all near and far. our Country, God Bless, You are the star. This poem was writtten by Debra A. Nagel(My Mom)one week after that tragic day. For all those poeple that lost their lives and loved ones, you are in our prayers everyday. May we all remain together fighting this as one.

My Name Is Meth
I destroy homes I tear families apart take your children and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds more precious than gold the sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me remember im easily found... I live all around you in schools and in town. I live with the rich I live with the poor. I live down the street and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. In your child's closet and even in the woods. If this scares you to death well it certainly should. I have many names but theres one you know best im sure you've heard of me my name is Crystal Meth... My power is awesome try me you'll see, but if you do you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go but try me twice and i'll own you'r soul... When I possess you you'll steal and you'll lie, you do what you have to just to get high. The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arm

The Winner Queen Of Ct
I went to the winners page to congratlate her on her win. Guess What??? You can rate her but you can't say anything to here. This to me is screwed why be Queen if your subjects can't say anything to you. Yes I voted and have no hard feelings about any of the ladies involved. My simple question is why did she win if she can't be common just like the rest of us. Oh yes I know that others have blocked us from giving commets but, still the question remains. Why? are they afraid someone will hurt their feelings or dammage their ego. Well you may put anything before or after your name and it still doesn't make you anyless then you are now. Ok Pat quit bitching and get on with life

My Trip To California
California Sun has sunk, behind the Anaheim Hills here comes the night. I was High on Junk and the warm winds of Santa Anna feel all right. I spend my day in blindness, at night i get my vision. I'm Dodgy 'cause there are no one indecision, because its wild when its wild!

Given To You
I gave you my heart And it opened wide To give you the treasure That it holds inside You hold it close You hold it dear You fill it with joy And take away it's fear You engulf it with love Cover it in sweetness You keep it warm With your caress You treat it so well Even though it is worn You've taken such care Mending what once was torn You've filled it with happiness And have given it pride It's better given to you Then it was being inside

Holly & Jessica
In Memory of Jessica Aimee Chapman and Holly Marie Wells Holly and Jessica were best friends and both 10 years old when they died on August 4, 2002. They both went to St Andrew's Primary School and later Sotham Village College. Ian Huntley, a janitor at Sotham College, was charged with their murders, and his girlfriend Maxine Carr, a teaching assistant at St. Andrews, was charged with lying him an alibi and helping him dispose of the bodies, which were found on August 17. Huntley did not deny that they were in his house when they died, but said Holly and Jessica's deaths were accidents. Carr testified against him. Huntley was convicted of both murders and given two life sentences. He had a record for sex offenses and should never have gotten the job at Sotham in the first place. Both girls were friendly, generous and loving children. Jessica the more tomboyish of the two; she enjoyed swimming and football (soccer). Both Holly and Jessica were fans of the Manchester United footba

Here We Go Again
Here we go again, Will it be a black eye? Or will he take off his belt, Leaving welts from neck to thigh. I don't know why he hates me, I don't know what I've done. The only thing I'm sure of, That's not how fathers treat thier son.

How To Be Happy
1. Realize that enduring happiness doesn't come from financial success. 2. Take control of your time. 3. Act happy. 4. Seek work and leisure that engages your skills. 5. Join the "movement" movement. 6. Give your body the sleep it wants. 7. Give priority to close relationships. 8. Focus beyond self. 9. Be grateful. 10. Nurture your spiritual self.

Real Friends
Which are you? Anyone can stand by you when you are right, but a Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong... A simple friend identifies himself when he calls. A real friend doesn't have to. A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life. A real friend says, "What's new with you? A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent. A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it." A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simpl

Your Kiss
For DJ 11-13-06 I live for your kiss The want in your eyes I long for your touch The need builds inside I live for you kiss I want noone else You make me whole Im nothing myself I need to feel you to complete my life I long for your touch And you by my side I live for your kiss And to wake up in your arms I miss you so much and that makes me sad You my sweet baby the best i have had I live for your kiss long for your touch I need you right now to hold me tonite I miss you so much And not much I can do Hope for the time til I can be with you I live for your kiss Ill die in your arms I love you so much I will try to be strong

Totally Pissed
Alright I'm completely pissed at this stupid fuckin site tonight. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm going to drown in nyquil. Not sure what to do. I'm not redoing the contest. No winners, sorry if someone was winning..I dont have the cherry buck because I was relying on the contest to earn me enough. Grrr..I'm angry...

Did You Ever Really Love Me
Did you ever really care? Did you ever really love me? i knew something was wrong when you wouldnt talt to me much. As you left me I knew you stopped caring. I died to night in a shallow grave I didn’t even try to get up. Did you ever really care? Did you ever really love me? This time as I fall I won’t get back up. You said such loving words i believed every one of them i had full trust and faith in you you killed the sanity within and let the poison rained down into my broken heart. i never hurt you, lied to you, or broke your heart. i was always faithful to you

Human Beings Are Disgusting
So... you're entering a shoe store and someone comes to greet you. You: a. Stop and listen to the greeting. b. Walk right by them. c. Say, "Uh huh", walk by, then get mad when you don't understand the sales later. You happen to be chewing gum and you don't want it anymore. You: a. Spit it in the garbage can. b. Spit it on the floor. c. Stick it to one of the shelves. There's a shoebox on the top shelf you cannot reach. You: a. Ask someone who works there to get it for you. b. Jump up and down and try to grab it. c. Move a seat over and climb on it to get it down. You're trying on shoes and there's a garbage can to your left. You're pulling out the shoe stuffing and: a. Throw it in the garbage can. b. Throw it on the floor to your right. c. Jam it back on top of the shoes scarring the leather with the plastic pieces because obviously no one else would ever want this shoe. You have a box of shoes you don't want. You: a. Hand it to someone who works there to

Fuck You, Randal!!!
Fucking moron, you need to tell your fucking friends that you fucking changed your fucking phone number. I have had it up to HERE with people calling you at MY NUMBER at 7:30am and 10:30pm. FUCKING GET IT!!! My sister's boyfriend is now answering my phone in Cantonese. It's wonderful...

Mr. Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable Parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get p

From The Beginning...
...it was always you... Even when I pretended it was not. Even when I counted the miles between us. Even when I thought it was impossible. Even when I turned away from it and told myself I could find someone to take your place. Even when someone else lay beside me in the dark. Even when I turned away from them. Even when I heard you had found somebody new. Even when I lay alone and cold and dreamed of your face. Even when your heart was broken. Even when my heart was too. Even when I thought you would be lost forever. Even when I prayed for another chance. Even when I learned that the hardest person to be honest with... ...is yourself.

The Real Thing
well the real thing... i never thought i would post a bulletin/blog about deleting ppl. but i think i have collected people that are looking for the numbers or looking at pics..that is not why i am here...those that truly know me know that i am here for friends....so send me a message and let me know if you are really a freind and want to be on my list ... hugs and kisses kels

Momma's Little Man
every morning as i wake my love for you grows as winter approaches the rain turns to snow I go to your room and my breath catches peacefully sleeping my memory snatches the sight of my baby as perfect as it gets the pictures i take of you developed in duplicate sets you are my world i can only love you more and giggle to myself as i watch you gently snore you love me absolutely as only a child can you will always be momma's little man. A.Boudreaux 2006

And Now, To Lighten The Mood..lol
You Don't Love Me Anymore We've been together for so very long but now things are changing oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around the passion is gone and the flames died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team you used to think I was nice now you tell all your friends that I'm the Anti-Christ oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? that kind of thing is hard to ignore got a funny feeling, you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems when you put those pirhanas in my bathtub again you're still the light of my life oh darling I'm begging won't you put down that knife you know I even think it's kind of cute the way you poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed when you pushed me down the elevator shaft oh if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer? honey something tells me you d

Destiny
Destiny These days I always wake up with a sense of dread and confusion. It never really mattered where or when I woke up. That's a surprising thing to say because I didn't always wake up in the same place. This was the first time I awoke with blood on my hands. I was in my own bed, but the room had been moved about. The couch was facing the wrong way, its cushions up against the wall. My modern art coffee table was flipped upside down, and the recliner was edged sideways against the wall. The resulting image of my small apartment looked like someone, maybe me, went to a little bit of trouble to make sure everything was incorrect. But why? There was no other blood anywhere. I realized I was naked as I stood to inspect the furniture, and immediately started checking myself for wounds. From what I could see, I couldn't find any source to say that the blood was my own. I walked to the bathroom, intending to check my back for more blood or telltale wounds. Opening the

Spontaneous Thoughts
Random Thoughts Category: Blogging Comedians should be in charge of everything. They're real people, not politicians. They are the only people in the world that speak the truth without fear of consequence, because everyone just laughs. What if they were required to listen instead of laugh? Celebrities should be banned from speaking their personal opinion about anything. I always wanted a house-trained pet owl. Feeding time would be gross with company around, but imagine the factor strength of it as a conversation piece! Your purpose in life is to eat, grow, respond to stimulation, reproduce, and die. Remove one of these things, and you are less of a life than you were tasked to be. Imagine a plant. A plant is life. Does a plant really give a shit if it is happy or ask why it's there? Marilyn Manson is considered one of the greatest entrepeneurs in the history of american consumer markets. Traditional Christians hate his ass with a passion. I don't think these

Erotic
It was one of those casual mid week deals. Our new neighbors had gotten settled and invited us over for a glass of wine and conversation one Wednesday evening. We met them a month or so earlier at a house warming and ever since been exchanging what we call "The Neighborhood Benediction", those drive by waves and smiles we all exchange around here. Of course I had a few conversations with Andy – the male member of the household – as we took care of outdoor chores, and found him interesting and likeable. Julia greeted us at the door that evening with a big smile. She wasn't especially pretty, but when she smiled the room just lit up. We – that is, Barbara and I (I'm Jack) learned they, like us, had two active careers going. Even more surprising is we all had bandages on our arms: we were all frequent blood donors and happened to do that deed again that very day -- we missed seeing each other at the Red Cross Donor Center by less than an hour. Too bad, we could have started cocktails

Erotic Story
I have a big night to prepare for. It's the big company Christmas party and I'm hoping for a great night. I've been looking forward to this night for about a year. I've picked out my outfit already, it's a one piece pant suit in black, with a shiny top that closes like a bath robe, no buttons. I must depend on my cleavage to keep it closed. I do hope I look sexy in my new outfit, for I'm hoping to catch some attention. I shave my legs and my crotch, just as I always do. I apply some lotion to make my skin soft and smooth. As my fingers glide over my flesh, I get the tingles. All the nerve endings under my skin swell, exaggerating every touch, every feel, every glide of my fingertips. My body is screaming for attention, but I am still alone. Tonight, I promise myself, just wait until tonight! I hope to finally capitalize on an opportunity to spend the night with a man I know from work. For about a year now, we talk frequently, flirt often, and talk openly about sex. I've shared stori

Quiz
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead55%Hannibal Lecter50%Michael Myers50%Freddy Krueger40%Buffalo Bill30%Leatherface25%Jigsaw25%Candyman25%Captain Spaulding20%Jason Voorhees5%Which Horror Killer are You?

You Know What Sucks
my roomie doesn't like david and he doesn't like her. god At least thats how i think it goes I think she took his cigarettes... BLAH that pissed me off, but w/e...I bought him more. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

Stabbed
stabbed in the heart stabbed in the back who really cares if i come back i dont belong i never will god take me away from this hell life sucks life is draining me take me away i dont want to be here why do u torture me where do i belong somebody tell me what should i do ill wasted away like every other fucking day

My Quick And Dirty Salute Tutorial
Since my Sticky is gone lets Continue here!! OK all u happy people this is Immortals quick and dirty salute tutorial! GET A Pen!! Get Paper or USE UR SKIN... Like This: WRITE Your ID AND NAME @cherrytap.com TAKE A PHOTO OF IT with YOU in it holding up ur paper or hand.... You can Also take a Pic of yourself with your monitor but this is a difficult feat in itself as I will show ya! So ALL that BS and this one gets Approved Upload it and then flag as a salute You will see the option below the name of the folder. Click Flag photo as a salute. You will then see a red SALUTE near each picture. Choose the one that is your salute and submit! WAIT for approval... voila.... TY Signed... Cranky Princess who doesnt have salute tattoed on her forehead :P

Seems This Nice Little Bulletin Is Going Around Lc...if You Read Nothing Else, Please Read The Part I Added....
IM TIRED OF TAKIN HITS FOR THE OTHER LITTLE GROUPS ON HERE WE STARTED THE FAMILY AS A GOOF JUST A BUNCH OF CLOSE FRIENDS THAT HELPED EACH OTHER LEVEL AND OTHER THINGS AND WE TOOK IT ONE STEP FURTHER AND STARTED HELPING OUT ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE SITE LEVEL AND GET NEW FRIENDS YAY FOLKS A LOT OF YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THOSE DAYS WHEN ALL OF YOU WANTED TO BE MY FRIEND INSTEAD OF BASHING ME AND MY FRIENDS AND PUTTIN MY NAME IN BULLITENS LIKE DOUBLEBUBBLE DID TO GET U TO OPEN THEM AND U ACTUALLY LISTEND TO THE FAKE WHOS NOT EVEN SICK YEAH I REMEMEBR THE DAYS WHEN I DIDN’T GET SLAMMED OR HATE MAILS AND I HELPED A LOT OF YOU OUT I MISS THEM BUT I SURE AS HELL DON’T WANT THEM BACK YOU BUNCH OF HATIN COWARDS INSTEAD OF ASKIN ME U ASUME CAUSE SOMEONE WROTE IT ITS TRUE SO KEEP HATING ME THIS WAY I DON’T HAVE TO HELP U SPEKING OF COWARDS LETS TALK ABOUT THE RIDERS WELL NOT SO MUCH THEM BUT THEYRE TWAT OF A LEADER BIG TYME AKA GHOST RIDER I BELIEVE THAT’S HIS NAME OF THE WEEK NOT ONLY DID YOU SAY YOU

If Your A Fan Of R&b Check This Guy Out..great Music :)
This guy is up and commin everyone :) good music and he is on my friends list ..feel free to add his music to your page..if you want the code just hit me up ...add him too :) Add this music player and/or SMOKE E. DIGGLERA as a friend!

X-mas Party.. Single Ladies Only Application
OH yeah.. Being single is werid.. You forget stuff.. and sometimes you do things to get people off ya back.. ie.. fix u up.. lmao Anywho.. I signed the list.. I put a party of "2". I did it cuz putting 1 means all the people on 1st shift would mob me lol So, now i'm taking applications for the office party.. dec 2nd.. Don't be late.. dress accordingly.. ok.. If your serious.. and I talk to you on the phone.. cam is good too.. cuz.. I don't want to be used.. lol I'd get a hotel for u to stay in. Ok.. first.. 1. you must be single.. 2. you must be single and not in some limbo.. where i'm with u at the party talking and some guy jumps out the bushes.. 3. I need to know your "government name" ie the name momma and pops gave u. ok.. this means.. if your nickname is a car or a fruit.. i'm not calling u by that.. examples.. Lexus, peaches, applebottom, vette.. 4. I want a nice girl accompanning me .. so.. no hooch

I'm Mad
My dearest Cherry Tap friend is being run off by some asshole who has been harrassing women on here. We need to show her love and get her to stay. She's done nothing but help a lot of people get where they are on this site. Including me! So please, tell her to stay!! The CT Queen@ CherryTAP

Oh A Sexy Blue Tang
My Blue Thang This is so sweet!! I love blue its one of my favorite colors, and I feel in love with it on the spot!! I am sure you will agree as well. I had to get on my lil bikini (actually there are 2 different bikinis in this update) and hop on the car for some pics!!! I do hope you enjoy! Many of my fans here (and you know whom you are) love me and cars!! Hell I love woman and cars, lol! There are lots of sexy posing pics in this update, I do hope you enjoy and e-mail me! Kisses ~ Alyse Click here to see the full set http://naughtyalyse.com/csets/full/mustang/photoset.html Also those interested in reading my blog that I do here it is http://naughtyalyse.com/alyseblog.html

Fun Weekend!
Yea.. I didn't get to take pics in the forest so I might take them in the morning when the sun comes up in the back yard. I saw the coolest thing ever... an Albino Deer! Yea.. I wanted to take a pic of it so damn bad!!!! I drove a lot. I drove 40 mins home.. and about 25 mins there. I've been doing really good too. It makes me happy! Keeva was naughty.. but she's in a good mood now. She'll be up all night but that's ok. I want to take pics outside anyway. I think my period is gone already. Another weird one. It either means I'm preggo.. or my body is gunna take a while to adjust. I have a gyno apt tomorrow so I might go. All depends if my period is actually gone ya know. Gah.. I had so much fun at my mom's. I got to see the dogs which made me very happy! I miss them a lot. I keep on tryin to move out there. Reason being.. more job oppertunities.. and it's a lot better there. My parents always said that if I stayed there that they'd build a house and I could have the

Some Asshole
Just a warning to my friends on here. If someone with either 951 or 909 behind thier name or from Riverside, CA comes and gives you ones or nasty comments please let me know. It is someone mad at me messing with my friends it has happened to 3 people this past week. I am sorry about this and have no clue who it is. Chris

Because I Am A Man!!!!!!
BECAUSE I'M A MAN Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer. Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue. Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu" For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, e

What Kind Of Alcohol Are You?
What alcohol are you?? PATRONEYou are a laid back and relaxed drinker! Patrone is one of the most finest tequillas known! It also shows you have a very expensive taste on your tongue!! Take this test PATRONE IS THE SHIT! WOOT lol

R.i.p. Grandpap
I WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I WILL NOT BE ONLINE VERY MUCH FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEK. SADLY MY DEAR GRANDFATHER PASSED AWAY MONDAY MORNING. LAST WEEKEND WAS OUR LAST WEEKEND WITH HIM. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW SO YOU DONOT THINK I AM IGNORING YOU. I WILL TALK TO YOU ALL SOON. HERE ARE 2 PICTURES OF MY DEAR GRANDFATHER. XOXO~ SERENA

Original Poem By Dawna Marie Wright
CRACKER JACKS You say your cracker jacks Never held a prize at the bottom And when you wished upon a star The wish didn't get you that far But cracker jacks could never hold The prize you were looking for And the biggest star could never send The wish you really wanted then You must have been looking In the wrong place You must have been wishing But belief was what had been missing Now you have recieved you prize And been given your wish So your life and heart can mend Because it is different now....you've got a friend. Dawna Marie Wright Copyright ©2006 Dawna Marie Wright --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Pawn Of Darkness
PAWN OF DARKNESS I FELL INTO DESPAIR TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO REPAIR MY TORN BROKEN HEART HOW DO MY LIFE I RESTART? THEN I FELL INTO DARKNESS HE WRAPPED HIS ARMS AROUND ME AND STARTED TO MEND ME HOW MUCH BETTER I FELT LITTLE DID I KNOW A GAME HE PLAYED ME A PAWN IN HIS EYES JUST MOVING ME WHERE HE WANTED WELL JUST LIKE ALL GAMES THEY MUST END BUT IN THIS ONE THERE WAS NO WINNER, NO LOSER WE BOTH LOST COPYWRIGHT 2006 DAWNA M WRIGHT

Definition Of Beauty
Here's the thing. Are you ready for the thing? My son, DeMarcus, lives about 45 minutes south of Tucson. He will be 13 on December 30th. (Trivial information but needed to understand the following conversation.) My son was with me for the four day weekend and because he was in trouble (long story, he is his father's son)he had nothing to do but talk to me. DeMarcus: Dad, how do you know if someone is beautiful or not? Me: Well, it's really up to you and what you like. DeMarcus: What do you like? Me: I like a girl who smiles. Life is too short not to enjoy life and I like to enjoy it with those that know how. A woman can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if she can't smile she's not attractive. DeMarcus: What's the difference between beautiful and attractive? Me: Beauty is a personal ideal. Attraction has to fit that outline and the subtle gray areas. DeMarcus: Whatever. Then what's sexy. Me: Sexy is not a look it is an attitude. De

To Be A Man
What does it take to be a man? It's a heart and soul. A gentle hand. So easy to want and so hard see. How can you be a man. until you see beyond the life you live. what does it take to be a man? The will to give and not recieve. The strenth to say what you believe. I know that's what a man can be.

What Kind Of Partier I Am!
What kinda partier are you? (funny ass pics) Hard-core partierYou are one crazy mother fucker when it comes to partying. I salute you my friend. You love to get crazy and let everyone know about it. You've probally had a few run in's with the police, but fuck it, you were having fun.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

It's You
There's this emotion deep inside of me The tears are racing down my face I can't tell you Can't do more than Whisper your name Brokenly. I weep for the day I had you here I ache for the moment that I had the ball in my court... I dreamed of you last night And so, I feel compelled to write... We were running through the streets And I remember my heart jumping For you grabbed my hand With a stregnth that promised a thousand things, And then We fell. Your body crushed mine I remember thinking "God our faces are close" Your fingers tangled in my hair You whispered So softly You never realized me Never saw me as more Than a friend to laugh at sitcoms with. Then I lowered my lashes Afraid of your gaze Before I realized all that was happening Your mouth crushed mine I lifted myself up You were sweet Unexperienced like you always said you were

Last Night & Earlier Today!
I just got back in from lunch, and had to get all this down. I'll get back to lunch later ;) If you read my previous Blog post, you'll know that my boyfriend came over last night, and we had a DP planned with him and my husband. Well, that didn't happen. Danny (my husband) had his Diverticulitis (look it up) act up on him, so he was basically out of commission. My boyfriend showed up just before 10:00PM, and I immediately dragged him into my bedroom.We sucked and fucked until almost midnight, and I brought him off twice, cumming in my mouth both times. It was hard and passionate sex, and it was amazing. ([I]I love the young guys!!![/I]) He's coming back over this evening at 9:00 for some more fun ;) After he left, I checked my mail and there was an e-mail from Martin, my xPeeps friend that I was with last Friday. He asked if I wanted to go for lunch today so I answered him back, saying yes. We agreed to meet at 11:30 as his lunch hour runs from 11:20 to 12:20. We met at the resta

Another Adult Story
"Come here," you say in your sultry, sexy voice beckoning me towards your waiting body. I step forward and you reach up pulling me down onto the bed with you. your lips find mine as your hands roam my body frantically, stripping me of my clothing. I taste your tongue as it slides between my lips, twirling and writhing in my mouth. Your hand finds the bulge in my pants, and you give me a gentle squeeze as I pull your panties down your legs. "What's gotten into you?" I ask as you unbutton my fly, and begin to fish my cock out of my pants. "I had a dream." you say simply as you pull my pants down around my ass. "And that made you call me up at three a.m.?" you pull my face to yours once again as you guide my hand to your waiting pussy. I thrust a finger into your damp hole, causing you to moan into my mouth. "Eat my pussy," you hiss into my ear. I lay you back on the bed and place my lips on your neck. your hands claw at me as I suck your tender flesh. Working my way

Ive Had The Flu Sorry!!
hey people ive been sick in bed with the flu so first of i apologize to the ppl that had to wait a few days for to accept their friend request but i just couldnt get out of bed but wow there was a lot of you so thanks for waiting :-) stupid flu.............. ♥ Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com

Brains...
ProfileAnimations.com Listen, you don't have to be a brain surgeon to please your man. Whether you're a Ho or a Housewife; a housewife and a ho; in love with a man or just tryina git da bills paid... one of the best kept secret to keepin a man open on you is giving him GREAT head. Yeah, that's right!! Everyone but Boogie! :-) So, get yo prissy-ass on the floor and suck that mans dick! The nastier and wetter the better!! Here are some tips that are sure to tighten your jaw game and blow his top: 1) "Love what you do" - Don't act all stuck up wit dick in your mouth. Don't be afraid of it. It don't bite. Worst than not giving head is doing it like you really don't want to. *MEN HATE THAT!! 2) "Wear Lip gloss or lipstick" - Not that MAC lipgloss. Yes, it's sexy as hell. And when you're wearing it, it will make a man want to put his body in your mouth, but it's too sticky and it doesn't allow you to move your mouth up and down on th

Strong Currents
floating down stream with my lady so near holding onto each other laughing with no cares watching her smile seeing such pleasure on her face passing the time away as the sun slowly passes overhead holding onto a dream holding to her feeling her warmth feeling such love floating down stream the currents take us away

I'm Gonna Do It!! I'm Gonna Do It!!
OK guys.. I'm gonna do it... I'm gonna take the harley motorcycle class in January... I can't believe it... I'm actually gonna learn how to ride a motorcycle!!!!!! IF I can pass that is.. lmao......I won't get nervous until the time actually comes....... LOL... Now I'm gonna feel the vibration between my legs.. LMAO

Starbucks Hoax
StarBuck's Hoax Every so ofter I keep seeing this Starbuck's (or Target) hoax pop up. Here is the information that this is a HOAX: But don't just believe me, check it out for yourself!! Here is a Link to the WebSite I took it from @ HoakBusters: http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/cgi-bin/mfs/www/hoaxbusters/archive?link=http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/HBUrbanMyths.shtml&file=/www/hoaxbusters/HBUrbanMyths.shtml&line=4080#mfs Starbucks Coffee From a U.S. Marine June 2005 I've been seeing this one for about a year now, and it is very similar to the Target and Vietnam Veterans hoax. All big companies I have looked at have a defined giving program to donate money to worthy causes. However, no company can hope to support every good cause that comes their way. Most companies pick a few well defined causes and put most of their donations behind those instead of trying to give a little bit to everone. Just because they do not donate to your particular pet cause does not mean tha

Apartment For Rent
A Businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note: Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately retur

A Day For Us
The day was bright and warm We woke in the bright sunshine Your eyes as bright as the day This is the way I want us to stay We begin each day with a kiss This ritual I would not miss We hold, we caress, we talk softly We make love and begin our day This day is for us We want to explore The area, Each other We dress for the shore The drive is peaceful The music playing Soft and tender Hands held along the way You see the spot The beach below a bluff Waves crashing on the rocks Sea grass in spurts We park the car Sit quietly for a moment Look at each other Take in the view With a smile we leave Walking hand in hand Down the slopes of the bluff To the shore below The sight is overwhelming Sea gulls flying The water so clear The sand so white We walk to the edge of the water The waves roll in The waves retreat It is refreshing on our feet You put your arm around my waist We walk slowly Talking quietly, laughing gingerly Soft kisses i

I Wish...
So I wish I could get into REALLY good shape. I've been trying to lose the 10 pounds I gained about 6 months ago, and I am having a hard time with it, due to the fact that I love to eat, and often, and that I don't excercise LoL. I know I'm not heavy, I just don't want the extra baggage I've gained. I've been trying to do crunches, but the 50 I do every other day or so are not going to help. I just wish I could get motivated to excercise. I just never feel like it. They say excercise is good for you mentally too because it releases serotonine in your body, which is the "happy" endorphine, so you feel really good afterwards, but all I ever feel is tired! LoL I guess I just don't do it long enough. I think CT is part of the problem! If I didn't spend so much time on here, maybe I wouldn't have gained any weight in the first place! LoL oh well. I really want to be in good shape and have a bangin' body, so maybe I will try harder. Doubt it, but wishful thinking!

Yuck!
I am sick of: Animated lightening backgrounds. They freeze my browser. Bent over shiny buttcheeks in thongs pictures. So boring! Cleavage shot as the primary photo. Snooze! "Hey sexy". Use a thesaurus or something. My stomach hurting.

I Could Give You
I could give you flowers, a whole bouquet with twelve roses with silky smooth peddles for those flowers express words I can’t say, I could lavish you in precious metals I speak of shimmering silver and pure gold, all shall flock to see the metals you bare, Tis be it the best to had ever been sold; a metallic band to wear in your hair; tis I get the most fragrant perfume for it lingers every so softly in the air, your scent following with you from room to room; for there is none that would ever compare; if I could I’d give you all the above, for now the one thing you have is all my love, but in my own haste I saw you not care and I contemplate you with dismay and dispair you see me and not care to say a hello so I must say goodbye and sadly, heartbreakingly, let your love go. A year I had spent in hope for one day That I'd have you alone and not share in any way You attention, your heart, your hugs and your kiss though now I see that my efforts, you dismiss So aga

Had To Save This
baby you so fine i try to read between the lines but im becomeing freaky o baby stop being so kinky i know im bad at poems but hey thats all i got so give me a shot ill show you what i got on second hands im gay :(

Spirituality
The cosmos is constantly in motion. Our universe is expanding and evolving, refining itself over time. From the Big Bang forward, energy became matter, and from matter, life emerged. Today, in the awakening human, our self-aware consciousness is beginning to emerge, revealing new potentials for human spiritual, cultural, and even global evolution and transformation. It is with this spirit of uncontainable positivity that we would like to glean from some of the leading voices, past and present, of the emerging expression of our innate human desire to excel, to do more and go higher, to create order where there is chaos, and love where there is hate.

Am In Pain
: ( I'm in so much pain at the moment.Just got back in from the dentist , after having my wizdome tooth pulled. If that wasnt bad enough , the stupid f**kin dentist woman broke my tooth pulling it out..... OMFG....How much pain can she put me through ....... And i have to go back again next week to have the other one pulled . Not a cat in hells chance .... Ok moan over .Please if u have time spare me some love , as im feeling like poo. And could do with some xxxxxxxxxxxxx

What I Find Very Pathetic About Some People...
What I find funny and a little disturbing at the same time is, there is alot of contests on this site, mainly about T&A. So when a friend of mine decided to do a different kind of contest. One that doesn't have to do with T&A or even people at all she doesn't get any response at all to the contest. And here I thought some of my friends in my list would of jumped at the chance to of gotten into the contest since I posted it over and over. But I guess I was wrong. So with that said, I don't want anyone getting their undies in a wad when I won't stop everything that I am doing and go vote for them in the best ass or whatever kind of contest it may be. But on the same token, most who really talk to me know I will bend over backwards for my true friends.

So Whats Up With People....
Ok so I hate it when you see this really hot pic as someones profile default pic and then you get to the rest of their pics and that pic is not of them! I mean its one thing to have a picture of a car or something but of another person! thats false advertisement! Do you really need the attention that badly?? Whatever works I guess! Ok I feel better! Sorry guys!

Dear Solider
Dear Solider, I would like to thank you. I have been thinking about you a lot lately, even though the news doesn't talk to much about you anymore. I haven't forgot about you. Solider, no matter what branch of the service you are in, I salute you. You may not know me, but I know you. I know that you are sitting over there in the desert, looking at the pictures of home, wanting to come home. I know that you take the chance to get online, and just check for messages from your family or friends, or anyone, to make sure that we haven't forgot about you. Solider, we haven't forgetten. I know that there are nights that you would rather be home, tucking your child into bed or spending time with that special someone. But because of you, many of us are able to enjoy those things that we have taken for granite many years. You don't know me, but you know of me. I am the American that you are over there fighting for. I am the American, that wasn't in favor of the War, but as soon as our troops w

1st Annual Cherry Tap Secret Sant
The 1st Annual CherryTap Secret Santa We are organizing the first CT Secret Santa. This will be lotsa fun for those who join. The idea is to send your person something every day, be it an e-card a holiday joke etc. You need to keep them Guessing on who you are! You will have to give an email addy. If anyone needs one I have plenty of gmail invites. You may send your person a real gift if they are comfortable with giving your their real address. This will be at your persons discretion. The gift should be no more than $25.00 and should not be anything rude or perverted. We will Limit this to 20 lucky elves to start but can adjust if lots are interested. This is a good way to spread holiday cheer. I don’t wanna see perving and asking to see private pics. If that’s your game then don’t even ask to be in this. This is for “friends” who want to have some holiday fun. We will have a party in our lounge around the 16th and can open gifts then and reveal who we are. This can b

To The Mennnnnnnn!!!!!!!
OK to all the guys that ask me to cam with you and you know who you all are listen carefully~~~~~~~ And do not take this offensive if you have never asked me to do this!!!!!!!!! ~~~ I do not go on cam nude I do not have nude pic's.... and you will not see my body so give it up!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ ~I have respect and I am a mom so give it up!!! I am here for friends not to masterbate or watch you masterbate!!~ ~~~~~ YEAH I am talking to you all I do not want to watch you jack off to just seeing me on cam even though I am dressed again that is not my cup of tea!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ and noone will change that!!!!!!!! Now if you are offened or pist at me cause I wrote this take me off you damn friends list!!!!!! If this is a chic reading this cause you are Bi~~~~~ I am not bi I would not munch and am not into sharing my man so give that up to!!!!!!!! ~Now everyone is forwarned so if I go off on you when you ask I can say I warned you!!!!!!!! ~Lastly I do not mind going on cam to talk b

Sex
Average Body Dimensions Male Female Height 5'9" (1.77 meters) 5'3.5" (1.65 meters) Weight 172 lbs. 143 lbs. Chest 37-39" (98-102 cm.) 35.9" (91.2 cm.)* Waist 31-34" (80-87 cm.) 29" (72 cm.) Thigh 21" (54 cm.) 22-24" (56-61 cm.) Hips 36" (92 cm.) 39" (100 cm.) * see Average Bust Size Average Penis Size Almost 88% of all men fall between 5-7 inches when erect, and when relaxed the majority (again, 90%) fall within 3 to 5 inches. Recently (well, in 1988) Paul L. Jamison and Paul H. Gebhard subjected the Kinsey data to an intense statistical analysis, ironing out certain anomalies, correcting subject bias and measurement error with various mathematical operations we need not go into here. Their results (shown below) were published in the Journal for Sex Research (vol. 24, pp. 177-183). Mean Standard Deviation Flaccid penis length (in.) 3.89 0.73 Erect penis length (in.) 6.21 0.77 Flaccid penis circumference (in.) 3.75 0.

Much Thanks To A Dear Friend
Storms of Broken Hearted Cleanse My Soul and Lead Me BY: Ronald F. Brown 11/16/2006 Wind sweeping in waves as impending storm fronts approach. Sweet smell before the rain beings brings such joy to the senses. Hair on arms tingle from the dance that nature is about to deliver. Skies fluffy with grey clouds moving like time traveling box cars on lofty speeding trains. Leaves abandoning hope, ripped perhaps early from their connecting mother tree. Magic is the dance that brings you freedom as your yearly brothers green bodies dance with the wave of the blowing sway. Minds full of hearty work take notice of the ever darkening sky in hopes that this will pass. Memories like this approaching storm play tricks upon our frame. Doubt of recovery from inflicted wounds of cupids arrow. Tossed about like the ripped leaves from their life force. But fear not the tide of this forecast, for as sure as darkness comes with cleansing rains and dancing waters, so shall a peace that pas

“merry Christmas, My Friend” By Lcpl James M Schmidt, Usmc, 1986
“Merry Christmas, My Friend” by LCpl James M Schmidt, USMC, 1986 Here is the Page I took this from: http://mrmom.amaonline.com/asoldierschristmas.htm Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how

What Happened To The Old Dayzzzz?
WHEN I WAS FIRST A MEMBER ON HERE,EVERYONE WAS ALL ABOUT TALKING AND MAKING FRIENDS..THAT WAS WAY BACK IN FEBUARY WHEN THERE WAS LESS THAN 10,000 MEMBERS.NOW THERE ARE ALMOST 450,OOO MEMBERS AND NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT EACHOTHER.ITS ALL ABOUT POINTS AND RATINGS NOW..OR WHO HAS THE SEXIEST THIS OR THAT..WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYZZ WHEN PEOPLE WERE OUT HERE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS??? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYZZ WHEN THE MESSAGE BOXES BECAME FULL OVER THE STUPID LIL BULLETINS LIKE: 1.I'M FOR SALE 2.WHOS MY CT HUBBY/WIFE AND STUFF LIKE THAT? THOSE WERE THE FUN DAYS AROUND HERE..AND THE RATINGS AND COMMENTS WAS FOR FRIENDS THAT WE CARED ABOUT..NOT TO SEE HOW MANY POINTS WE COULD GET OR HOW MANY FAKE FRIENDS WE COULD GET.IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE FUN OF THIS SITE...HAVE WE ALL DROWNED SO FAR THAT WE CANT HAVE FUN HERE ANYMORE? IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS PLEASE REPOST AND ADD WHAT YOU THINK..HOW CAN WE GET BACK THE OLD DAYZZ?

Riders Spotlight Friend..check Them Out *bulletin Created By Manical Bliss Thank You So Much Sweetie !!*
WE WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU OUR FRIEND OF THE DAY. PLEASE SHOW SOME LOVE AND COMMENT THEM, RATE PROFILE AND PICS, FAN OR FRIEND THEM. HOLD ON TO YOUR HANDLEBARS THIS IS GONNA BE ON HELL OF A RIDE.... HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.... ~Cherry Lover Engla~@ CherryTAP Kiss Videos | Music Code | France Vacation Rentals (repost of original by 'Maniacal Bliss ~RIDER~' on '2006-11-16 06:36:27') (repost of original by 'GHOST RIDER ~ Can YOU Handle the Heat ~' on '2006-11-16 06:39:44') (repost of original by 'Maniacal Bliss ~RIDER~

Whispers
She’s floating above Watching them try To save her life She thought she was ready to die The images fade She can hear the cries Of all the people she left behind. Her body is numb Her face so white As her life fades away She is going towards the light. She’s back at her house She’s not sure why She can see now why her family cries. There are her pictures all in a row Leading to a place she dare not go She sees a long white box She goes looks in Now looking at the body she once was in She made her choice She chose to die She didn’t think what she would leave behind She only thought of the pain she hides It has been so long and still she walks Warning those with terrible thoughts No matter how bad, no matter the pain She whispers to them remember my name She whispers to all that are hurt That suicide really does hurt For only a minuet will you feel the pain But those left feel it every day. The pain for them never stops So please th

Tornado's ! Eeeek
What started out as a typical day out with my oldest Sister ended up in some Screams and WHOA's ! ..We decided we'd grab a Quick lunch then do some Christmas shopping and whatever caught our fancy .. well.. right during lunch we get a phone call.. There's been touch downs of a few Tornados' Close by ..Yeah it was raining like mad but Tornado'Nooo..We decide not to take any chances as all our pets were at home alone ..( Um cant have the fur babies getting scared now can we ? ) Hop in the car get back on the road to come home she's watchin the skies .. im watching the road ( Dont want to hit any Flyin Cows LOL) She says HOLY SHIT there's a FUNNEL Right ahead just as she said that WHOOSH a Huge wicked strrong wind comes and I swear it felt like the whole damn car lifted off the ground windows shook we're Screaming ..OMG we're gonna Die .. ok now its a lil silly but hell I dont want to end up in OZ !!! with my luck I'd not meet the Scarecrow Tin man and Cowardly Lion .. Id meet up with th

Submission
S eeks a constant knowledge, but from one master, with many sources. U niform no, a collar would be her identity. B eauty without words spoken felt only in touch. M aster owns me. I magination unleashed to bring out your desires that only your master knew you had. S erving her master is a gratifying gesture. S olitude in knowing who you are. I nsight to the masters mind gives her strength to accomplish her daily goals and life long strength. O wned for all of life. N ever uncertain of your place, your safety or security.

What Egyptian Sign Are You?
This is what my Egyptian Zodiac sign is: Bastet You look for balance and harmony, anxious, devoted. Often rash and impatient. Colors: male: yellow ochre, female: greyCompatible Signs: Sekhmet, Horus Dates: Jul 14 - Jul 28, Sep 23 - Sep 27, Oct 3 - Oct 17 Role: Goddess of cats, women, and secretsAppearance: Cat or cat-headed womanSacred animals: cat What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries Rock on! Durham

The Master's Manifesto
Hello DDLW, I am an extension of you. I am your eyes when you are blind to what is best. I am your heart when you feel barren of love. I am your strength when you are weak. I am your soul when you are sad and your smile when you are happy. I am your protector, your lover and your savior. I am the one you will turn to in your times of need. I am the one who will hold you in your thoughts of passion. I am the one who will guide you when you need discipline. I am your life. I am the one who cares. I am your only true friend. I am the one who is there for you. I am your master. I will never hurt you. I will never allow you to be hurt again. Anyone who tries will henceforth answer to me. You can give all your past pain and hurt to me and I will keep them from you always so that you never have to feel them again. I will dry your tears when you are sad and kiss you softly after you have been disciplined so that you know you are loved. I will hold you in my arms so that you feel safe a

Honey I'm Home!
Well I'm home. Nuff said. Well - Maybe not..Who is gonna piss me off today? I went easy on the person that done crossed me, because I didnt feel good, and it was late. Its still very early, and I feel quite fine tonight - And I WILL chew ya ass out tonight. Be Warned. FussyCodes - MySpace Generators, Images, Icons, Templates, Glitter Images and MoreCrushSpace.com - You Got Crush On Someone?Danity Kane Lyrics Shania Twain Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes By VideoRoll

You Begin To Wonder
You save me I spend another quiet night outside on the balconly of my apartment, thoughts and stars are the only company that would have me tonight. Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were someone else and so I drift to a place where only my thoughts could carry me. I close my eyes and I imagine that I'm somewhere else in the world, that I am someplace where no one knows my name and I have done no wrong. The tears fall and they sting my face, I wipe them away and tilt the bottle over the railing, the contents spill to the ground far beneath me. I repeat the chorus of a song and clutch my chest as I rock myself. All the mistakes that I have made, the ones I watched slip away.. They were never wrong and I was never right, still I brought this fight. I tremble and I shake, the memories we've shared, memories I have scarred.. I broke the habit for you tonight, your words prevailed in the end but they came too late and I lost what I will never have. I don't know ho

Today I Turned 22
Okay so today was nothing too big, my 22nd Birthday. I'm ashamed of certin people though. People i expected to Remember that today was my birthday since i Remember theirs but i guess it doesn't matter. My family Remembered so did Sheena and her family but only like 2 of my friends Remembered that today was my birthday, Nice to see how ppl care! Anyways i'm off to finish Celebrating my birthday. Later pplz. Dom

My Life Sucks.
So i think me and Rob offically broke up..We got into ANOTHER really big fight tonight and i told him to get out of my house..He packed his bags and left..Right before he left i said we were broke up and maybe in a few days we can talk about it.....im bawling my eyes out..Ive been with him for a long time and now im all alone again..I dont really remember how to be alone..I dont know if i can deal with it..I dont know if this is for good or not.. I'm So Scared.

Old Poem
ALL THESE YEARS Walking on the beach tonight Your memory crosses my mind All the good times And all the bad ones Think about all the times We laughed and cried The times we cursed The times we prayed The times were crazy no doubt We were just living and dying Our dreams so big, so small Just living our lives Always knew what you would say All your fears, all your cares I caught all your tears Still miss u after all these years

This Could Be You!
WARNING! Before reading any further, make sure bladder has been emptied (to prevent accidents) and have a kleenex handy (to wipe your eyes) A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband. While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet. After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the s

I'm Back!!!!!!
I'm all moved and back on the map!!!! Wonder who misses me. (LOL) Show a brother some love. Anyways, the move was a long one, my body's exhausted, and I'm tired. And I might have another move coming in a couple months.

This Just Came To Me
Sad and alone Far from home she sat on the curb in fear looking at the rain beating on a stain of oil that was smeared The image was enough To break through the tough scowl she had on her face when she looked at that deep the colors that did weep reminded her of memories she can't erase Leaving did relieve the stress that she did confess to herself while tears started to fall But the pain is still here and so is the fear So leaving didn't matter at all. How to let go move on with her soul intact she asked herself in vain Let the pain in it will pass, it won't win and in yourself never wain

Working On It
As some may know, I have been twisting up into myself for the last week trying to finish writing my latest...hmmm what do I call it? Linear perversion? As I've said before, my last dance into an actual story, was based more on my wife's fetishes and not my own. What I am writing now, is very much, a work of bloody massacre. As a result, I keep getting too aroused by certain words on my page to finish my thoughts, or organize them into a plot for mass understanding. Slowly, however, I do make progress, and possibly, have some relief of the pressure on my overly stimulated mind... so for now, a bit of nostalgia, the first piece I wrote on the subject, over 10 years ago, it's short, to the point, and without room for interpretation My blood runs hot and quickly feel it coursing through my veins The force that keeps it there is a force I can't be bothered to regain I need for just one thing to be cut, sliced, seperated, and permitted to flow Penetrate my body with a blade P

Poopy
I have been so tierd the past couple of days..and very very forgetful. It really sucks not being able to sleep when you want and when I do fall asleep I dont want to get up. I am always forgetting to take my anti-depressants and I have been feeling some what depressed lately. I just dont know what wrong with me, plus I have been stressed out alot too. I really am not that happy with my life right now, at times I wish that everything could just be perfect and that I could be perfect, but that will never happen, so I should just stop dreaming ya know. Other then that I talked to Barry the other day about the fact that he almost sleeps his entire day away and doesnt spend time with me. Its not that big of a deal that he sleeps cause I know that he waorks 3rd shift and he needs it, It just sucks cause there s times were I have to practically drag him out of bed to just hang out with me or to go somewhere with me. It just really sucks that I barely see him when he is home too :(. I guess

Shit
This site is not working right for me tonight....I can't talk on the shoutbox, leave comments or anything....getting error after error. I think I will go play some pool with my friends, have a good night everyone and I will talk to you all tomorrow. Chris

Jesus Camp
I watched this movie tonight and in all honesty it was one of the most disturbing things ive ever witnessed. Jesus camp is a summer camp for evangelical christian children, 95% of them under the age of 10. It "trains kids to be warriors in Gods army"(I say its brainwashing) What made it so disturbing was the fact that these kids were so young, yet so far gone...Here are just a few things from the movie that really pissed me off. Children who werent old enough to tie their shoes saying they were willing to die for the lord. A man came in preaching about abortion and how it was a sin, they put red tape with the word LIFE over the kids mouths and went and stood in front of the white house, again these kids were no older then 10 years old(I dont know, but I dont think I would want some strange man talking to my 5-10 year old about abortion and how it was wrong.) Kids sobbing uncontrollably for the sins of other people as well as their own.(what could a kid do that was so wrong th

You Are Not Bringin Sexy Back
ok i'm back at it again, i actually typed out this long azz funny blog about this last night and when i went to post it somehow things got screwed up and it didnt post, and man let me tell ya. I HATE when you type something long out and for whatever reason it doesnt send and you have to type it again....grrrrrrrr..... anyway, what on earth is the deal? why is it that everytime a popular song comes out every other person in a community or in a chatroom has to name themselves after it?? miss new booty came out, and next thing you know every other profile there is some woman named miss new booty...know dayum well aint nothin new bout her booty... JT comes out with sexy back and now every woman on the net think she bringin sexy back..and let me tell ya, ive seen some of the photos, and some of them aint bringin NOTHIN back...what they need to do is get a receipt and take sexy back and get a refund. so now of course i know some of you are readin and thinkin "who da hell does he thin

Horray?
I called.. I'm no preggo so no moving yet lol. Keeva's doing good with us changing her dressings on her finger. My head hurts today. Got burned by Steavie on accident with the curling iron and then tonight Keeva hurt me bad. She head but me really hard where that bone is above your eye. It's swollen and I'm sure I'm gunna get a bruise. I work this saturday.. Hopefully my hours will go up. I need to hand in my application for Festival... I haven't done that yet. I need to go to bed. I have to get up early tomorrow and get my check and all that fun stuff. I need a shower too and to get this make up off my face so I can redo it for work. I hope Keeva sleeps all night. I hope she's not just taking a nap. Eh.. Anyway, I really don't know what to say.. Lata..

Pocket Full Of...
I haven't had sex since July. I have no weed. But I have 2 bottles of Jack here, and a HUGE pocket full of "Fuck it.", so they're looking damned tempting. Time to go back on the Zoloft. I haven't created anything in ages, so the apathy towards my art the Zoloft creates doesn't matter, and I'm not having sex, so the fact that it keeps me from getting off doesn't matter either, so eh. Here we go again. Also, I wanted to say thank you to everyone for the support, and kind words. It means alot to me that people can give a damn about someone who boils down to nothing more than emo-esque blog text and grainy photographs. You know who you are. And don't blame the mysterious Her, as She has Her reasons. I love Her for every part of Her, this included. Call me a fool, you wouldn't be the first. But oh, if only you knew the things She says to me, and how She lights up all my dark places...Then you'd understand.

Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two to

Smile Ok?
This song makes me happy so Imma share it...Just makes me happy :P Its friday less than 6 days til turkey day!!! This weekend is cookie and fudge making. And if your lucky enuff to get some your pretty special to me. This year imma make chocolate dipped potato chips...they are sooo awesome! SO I need to find a turkey a nice 25 pounder..my kids love turkey. Anyhow more on the whole turkey thing later...Now sing along..... Wouldnt it be nice if we were older Then we wouldnt have to wait so long And wouldnt it be nice to live together In the kind of world where we belong You know its gonna make it that much better When we can say goodnight and stay together Wouldnt it be nice if we could wake up In the morning when the day is new And after having spent the day together Hold each other close the whole night through Happy times together weve been spending I wish that every kiss was neverending Wouldnt it be nice Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might c

10 Sex Or Sexual Secrets
OK HERE'S ANOTHER ONE BUT THIS ONE IS BETTER HEHEHE IM GOIN TO TELL TEN OF MY SEXUAL SECRETS AND PICK TEN PEOPLE TO TELL THEIRS HEHEHE 1. HAD SEX IN A BASEBALL DUGOUT 2. CARNIVAL RIDES ARE FUN ALSO 3. HAD A FEW AFFAIRS WITH A FEW MARRIED MEN 4. LOVED TO BE TEASED AND ALSO LOVE TO TEASE 5. HAVE A VERY SENSITIVE NECK..KISSIN ON THE BACK OF MY NECK TURNS ME ON 6. EMOTION LOTION IS FUN..CINNAMON FLAVOR 7. I HAVE BEEN TOLD I AM GOOD WITH MY MOUTH 8. PUBLIC PARKS..PICNIC TABLES ARE FUN.. 9. FANTASY I HAVE IS TO HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH AT THE OCEAN 10. LOVES ORAL GIVING/RECEIVING... ok here are the friends i want to do this BSPOW1 ANUBIS GLANZONE CHEWY DOODLE SWEET AND CUDDLY MAN REDNECK LORD REVAN WHEELSOFSTEEL PURETXNCOWBOY POETIC I WILL GET U FOR THIS....LOL

Is Cherry Tap Omniscient - Discuss
Seriously! This is the only reason I can think of that they have the power to KNOW if your Salute pics are fake. I mean they could guess or give an opinion on it but how in gods name can they ever KNOW? The answer is obvious, they are omniscient! They are everywhere, know everything about everybody. They were there when you took the picture, that is why they want you to put the date on, so they can check the cctv and compare. I am gonna try and find a Salute that I think is fake, this has just opened up a whole new can of philosphical and highly political worms........................ watch this space

Friday!
To each and all - no ranting no raving, no whining no crying! Everybody should realize that life is a gift so live it. Nothing can be that bad! My best friend just found out he has terminal cancer and no resources to help him through it, he is 26 years old. AND HE IS NOW REALIZING EVERYDAY IS A GOOD DAY!!!! LOVES TICKLES AND HUGS TO ALL THIS FRIDAY!!!!

Microsoft Project
I went on a microsoft project software training course today which was cool, i dont have the software as i had been using dotproject which is an open source software but is quite similar and as i had just chucked stuff at it I learned quite a lot today. I was showing the trainer the immortal ego stuff and he is thinking of getting one for his friend and himeself said he was going to have a think, so i could have two new egos if he goes ahead with it, anyway will keep you posted. I stayed up way too late last night and kept on falling asleep today. So i had quite a good day apart from being knackered.

One
So... I've never had a blog before. But, to misquote Steven Wright, Sometimes it's good to tell your toubles to a perfect stranger on the Internet. Like tossing a bottle into the ocean, I'll write and see if anyone even finds it or bothers to read what they find. At least it's cathartic, at best someone may get to know me... at worst... well, the possibilities are mind boggling. So I guess we'll see where this goes. Welcome to my mind. - Void

My Thoughts 11-16-06
Every sat there .. thinking .. random thoughts ? No direction in mind, Just letting the mind rest to drift as it will ... you know like all units /measures of time .. I have come to realize that there is not a beginning or end,... seconds into minutes.. minutes in hours.. hours into days.. days to weeks, weeks to months, months to years... each and every one a unit ... but part of whole, each having an individuality, yet a part of a greater thing ... spring into summer, into autumn and then winter.. again starting over .. a circle a unit, no end .. we accept this as an absolute... because we are "taught" it is so ... yet in the driftings of my thoughts as i fell asleep i questioned it deeper, i guess .. in a way ... tho it had to start somewhere, i know it must eventually end .. Yet if every second becomes a moment then.. where .. who are we to decided what is natures ways of doing things.. Absolute or not, accepted or not .. We walk in

Lets Play
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from poetic :)) 1. I am very much in love with a wonderful man named Randy who is a musician. 2. I have a problem with weight control. I yo yo *a lot*, but love myself no matter what weight I am. 3. My friends are INCREDIBLY important to me. I love them like my family. I would do anything for them. 4. I went to a private Catholic school for 13 years. HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT! 5. I am very interested in learning more about the pagan/wiccan religion. 6. Music is a PASSION to me. No I do not sing (only in the shower :P~) 7. I am bi 8. I ADORE animals. 9. I have a fear of rollar coasters (horrid) 10. I am V

Murders In Boston This Year
THIS IS ALL THE MURDERS IN BOSTON THIS YEAR... November 07, 2006 Two men shot; one dies (THIS ONE WAS PIGGY) 11 Hamlet St. 21:11 One pronounced dead at the scene; the other taken to a local hospital in critical condition November 04, 2006 Shot to death 36 Georgia St. 00:11 Victim pronounced dead at the scene of a gunshot wound.... November 02, 2006 Domestic dispute turns fatal 75 Armandine St. 09:11 Niles J. Reavis, 41, of Dorchester, to be charged with the murder of Sandra Reavis, 39, of Dorchester.... October 28, 2006 Dismembered body found in two neighborhoods 95 Hollingsworth St. 16:10 Brian Lee accused of killing, dismembering his father, then dumping his head, arms and legs in Roxbury.... October 26, 2006 Stabbed to death 177 Harold St. 20:10 Man pronounced dead at the scene.... October 22, 2006 Multiple gunshot wounds prove fatal 3118 Washington St. 00:10 Man found in rear of building; taken to Brigham and Women's Hospital, pronounced dead.... October 16, 2006 Man found shot to

Life
Okay so if you know me at all you know that I have been dealing with a lot of stuff recently. I am seperated, and waiting to file divorce against my current husband for beating me, severely. I am now dating my first husband again, he came to my aide the night of the beating and took care of me, and things progressed from that point. I went to court this past Wednesday for my beater's arraignment so I could see him get a continuance and drag this mess out this much more. He intends on pleading not guilty I believe, judging from his actions. I personally don't care what he pleads, the pictures taken after that night are evidence enough for anyone with any sense, but the nerve of him not to even take the blame for what he did...it just blows me away entirely. I cannot and will not sit in the sidelines and watch this man walk away from this. Sadly this was not my first encounter with domestic violence, so I know the drill, so to speak. This is nothing new to me, however at least in

A Perfect Day...
I am sitting here thinking of you, as always And I have all of these thoughts and feelings Running though me and I can't help But replay today in my head, over and over again And I can still see you here, when I close my eyes Instead of a miles and miles away And I can still taste you on my lips It is a taste that I crave more and more everyday And I can still smell you there on my skin A scent that seems to linger, but not long enough To satisfy me and get me through anymore than a day And I can still feel you, all inside me A feeling that cannot be described At least, with any words that are known to me I can't stop thinking about how wonderful today was To be with you like that The same way that I wish things could always be A day that just seemed so perfect And as usual, you seemed so perfect to me In every way that you looked at me In every word that you spoke or whispered In every touch and kiss you gave to me And in every way that your body moved with mine

Please Play Along -- 10 Things About Me
THIS IS A LITTLE GAME COURTESY OF MY FRIEND, POETIC ANGEL. I NAME 10 THINGS ABOUT ME THEN YOU NAME 10 THINGS ABOUT YOU. POE, YOU NAMED ME THIS TIME SO NOW IT IS MY TURN TO FESS UP HERE: 10 THINGS ABOUT ME YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW: 1.) I AM A VERY LOVING AND CARING PERSON. SOMETIMES THIS BACKFIRES ON ME IN THE SENSE THAT I HAVE A TENDACY TO WEAR MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE AND THEREFORE CAN BE WOUNDED EMOTIONALLY EASLIY BY THOSE I LOVE & CARE FOR. AN OFF-HANDED COMMENT OR SO-CALLED CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM CAN HURT ME DEEPLY IF I TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY. 2.) I AM A VERY QUIET, PEACEFUL AND A KEEP-TO-MY-OWN-COMPANY TYPE PERSON BUT THEN AT OTHER TIMES I CAN BE VERY OUTGOING AND A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY. THERE ARE TIMES WHEN YOU WILL NOT KNOW I AM IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU YET OTHER TIMES WHEN I CAN BE QUITE THE CHATTERBOX AND YOU CANNOT SHUT ME UP (LOL). MY BOYFRIEND LIKES TO TEASE ME AND SAY THAT I HAVE A SORT OF A SPILT PERSONALITY (LMAO). PERHAPS THIS IS TRUE. 3.) I CAN BE QUITE A FREAKY GI

I'm Stumped.
I have successfully set up my entertainment system three times, but it looks like the saying should be: "Third time's a charm, fourth time's a bomb." I have a different TV, a VCR, and a working turntable in the mix now... and I have no idea what to do. The old TV had more input options, so I may just be stuck with redoing the plugs when switching between VCR and DVD and always having the sound go through the aux. I kind of want my dad here... though he fucks up the speakers. Seriously, how do you fuck up speaker cables? THEY'RE COLOR-CODED! Blah. I can do the speakers, dad can get the rest working... daisy chained, perhaps? I don't know. I just don't know.

My Birthday Is Tomorrow!
Yup, that is right! I wanted to go out for my birthday this year since I never get to anymore with Jakob (my 11 month old). However, my aunt (who is 34) wanted to double with me with a guy 12 years her junior. Yeah, no thanks. I already told her I refused to double with her because of some of the other guys I was forced to go and meet with her. You would think she learned her lesson by some of the other guys she has meet online but nope, she is still looking for the 'one'. Anyone who knows me will know exactly what I went through with her in Febuary 2006, and October of 2005. Anyways, my date would've been older then hers. Just seems like it would be pretty awkward so I opted out of that. Then, my sister is going on this retreat with her church. She spent what was supposed to be my birthday money from our parents because she needed things for the trip and had also offered to babysit Jakob so I can go shopping that very weekend. Sweet huh? Oh well, looks like I will be

Eg Ser / I See
Transelation Of the lyrics: I see that you are tired, But I can’t leave footprints for you, You have to make them on your own, But I will walk beside you. I see that you are in pain, But I can’t cry your tears for you, You have to let them out your self, But I will be crying with you. I see that you want to give up, But I can’t live life for you, You have to live your self, But I will live it with you. I see that you are afraid, But I am unable to die for you, You have to taste him your self, But I am life to death with you.

Buckeyes Rock My Socks!
I'm sooooo ready for Saturday Night Drinking!!!!!!!! I need to find me a rich man to spoil my ass rotten. I'm so tired of work, its not even funny anymore. I've got to work tomorrow..So I'll miss the start of the Buckeyes game...We're gonna whoop the Wolverines booties. GOOOOOOOOO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!! Courtesy of MsTags.com

I'll Be
I'll be the blanket you sleep with so that I can spend the night and keep you warm. I'll be your ipod that play's all your favorite songs during the day. I'll be the sound of the ocean waves crashing because that brings me so much joy and I would love to share every thing with you. I'll be the shooting star you make a wish upon so that I can make all your dreams come true. I'll be here with you all the way just to show you what true love is. I'll be like your ever lasting dream that wont ever end............

My Current Mood...
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel I focus on the pain the only thing that's real the needle tears a hole the old familiar sting try to kill it all away but I remember everything what have I become? my sweetest friend everyone I know goes away in the end and you could have it all my empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns upon my liar's chair full of broken thoughts I cannot repair beneath the stains of time the feelings disappear you are someone else I am still right here what have I become? my sweetest friend everyone I know goes away in the end and you could have it all my empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt if I could start again a million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way By Nine Inch Nails (Covered by Johnny Cash)

What Happened
I remember when I was your everything. Your world, the person you said I love you to everyday, the person you complained to when you thought you weren't getting enough time. Then that all changed. Why? Why did it have to change? I was prepared to give you my all, everything i had. I was ready to leave it all then you did something unforgivable. You cheated on me. You took what I was willing to offer you and threw it all away. I don't blame the girl in fact me and her have grown close. I blame you. You wanted a second chance and I cant believe I actually thought about giving it to you in a moment of weakness. You knew I was willing to make this work. I would never have done that to you, but you did it to me. I guess I see how important I was to you. I am not sure why I am doing this blog I guess its to get this out there and give myself some closure. However, I have moved on and I will keep moving on without you. I don't want anything bad to happen to you I guess thats just the good sid

Sexy Pics! Wtf Are The Comments??
Sooo....I got pics of me w/ implied nude shots and my bare ass hanging out and the only two commenters have been Cubby and Tim (I love you both!!!) What the hell is up with that???? Come on people...more comments and ratings or I am never taking/posting these kinds of pics again. Its rare for me to do it....and w/ few comments...I dont know if I will again!!! Do you REALLY want me to become a prude??? HA HA HA!! *MUAH* Peacing out to party!!!

Rip: Aj
One of my CherryTap friends, AJ, passed away today. You were always so grateful for whatever attention I could give you, and I very frequently didn't make the time for you I should have. I'm sorry, AJ. Rest in Peace. Know that every time I smile, a little bit of it is for you. I hope it still lights up your day like you always told me it did.

Cherrylicious
CHERRY! Okay, it's official! Starting tonight (Saturday), I officially start my new job as a dancer (stripper)!!! Okay, you can quit laughing!!!!! Seriously tho... It's something I've always wanted to try, and I figure now is the best time to give it a go and see what happens. If I like it, I'll keep doing it. If I don't, I won't. Simple enough. So, anyway, wish me luck. And, I've been initiated into "the sorority" as "Cherry" by another dancer, cause of my red hair. BUT... If anyone thinks of a better name, please let me know. (However, what could be better?) :o)

Black Mornings
It's 2:00a.m. Is what my wife says From the couch on which she's been asleep since 9 Are you coming to bed? Is the million dollar question Is that an invitation? Do you have fun things in mind? Like the fun things you denied me, since before I even arrived home? Would you like to; scratch me, suck me, bite me, fuck me, grind me, tease me? Will you put me to the ground under foot, and let me bite at your calves, working my way up, staring into your eyes as I... Would you wake the fuck up! Are you even listening?! As I sit here with lips glistening at the thoughts that I torture myself with, salivating... waiting Snoring is soon the sound I hear Another early morning, left unsmeared

Some Dumb Shit I Just Wrote...no Title Yet, Probably Gonna Throw It Out Anyway
Fucking dead man at roadside What once was me Shivering transient drunk and bleeding I could walk a million miles That black part of my mind reawaken Your eyes never looked so empty Break myself against your fist Victimized by the combination My unstable mind Your fucking treacherous words Destroy myself to take away your suffering This will be the last mistake I ever make So look long and hard Tell me what you see The only thing you ever had worth keeping The only thing you lost Last time I saw you Fog clouded your face into the night air I never loved you I never loved at all

All About My Panties...
Dear CherryTAP "Show Me Your Panties" Folks, I do not wish to show you my panties or any other intimates I may or may not possess. I know, deep down inside, if I only knew how cool/sexy/nice/blah blah blah you really are, I'd gladly show you my panties and the like, but since I'm a horrible person with no desire to dig that deeply, we're at an impasse. Here's what you need to know about my panties: 1. They're mine. 2. No, dude, I'm serious. They're actually mine. 3. They come into direct contact with my bottom. 4. They come in a variety of colors and styles, which you, being the industrious individual that you are, can find online or at a store near you. 5. In the event that you're as weird/icky as I assume you are, I suppose you can have them after I've no further use for 'em. 6. You now know all that you need to know about my panties. If you have not asked about my panties, you may feel free to ignore this diatribe. That is all. You may go now.

I Heart Nice Guys.
For obvious reasons, some of this has been edited to protect the individual's identity, such as I know it to be. Also, I didn't like some of the words he used; thus the use of the many asterisks (*). :-p This came from niceguy@***********.**.** Anyway, this is an e-mail I received today. I could not pass up this opportunity, as it was clearly presented. Well, I could, but I didn't wish to do so. The first bit of fluff is his original e-mail. The second bit of fluff is my response to his e-mail. The original e-mail: Howard S. wrote: i have a 103 lb wife 19 & we want a gurl 2 join us for a 3 way love we searched many profiles and we like urs so you will be pleasured in many ways and i will let you to suck my d*ck if ur a good gurl would that make you happy maybe ur a bad gurl who likes to take it up the *ss were waiting 4 u My response: Wow! I'm thrilled. I cannot express just how honored I feel that you have chosen me to have a chance to be with you and

Words Women Use..;)
WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mis

The First Thanksgiving
Home First Thanksgiving First Thanksgiving The Pilgrims' Menu Mayflower Myths Pilgrim Interviews Proclamation Video: History of Thanksgiving Macy's Parade Float Resources Buy the History of Thanksgiving on DVD First Thanksgiving In 1621 the Plymouth colonists and the Wampanoag Indians shared an autumn harvest feast which is now known as the first Thanksgiving. While cooking methods and table etiquette have changed as the holiday has evolved, the meal is still consumed today with the same spirit of celebration and overindulgence. Food preparation What Was Actually on the Menu? What foods topped the table at the first harvest feast? Historians aren't completely certain about the full bounty, but it's safe to say the pilgrims weren't gobbling up pumpkin pie or playing with their mashed potatoes. Following is a list of the foods that were available to the colonists at the time of the 1621 feast. However, the only two items that historians know for sure

I Wont Leave Without A Trace I Wont Be Erased
Remember all the times we said we`d never forget? The sober days we never regret? Remember all the times you laid motionless in thought? How about when the drugs took over and we fought? HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THOSE THINGS TO ME AND IN FRONT OF OUR DAUGHTER?! SHE DIDN`T NEED TO SEE ME GET BEAT WHILE YOU HELD HER! CHOKED ME TIL I NEARLY WAS GONE, WATCHED HER CRY AS I STRUGGLED TO HOLD ON! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I STILL HOLD EVERYTHING AGAINST YOU! I`LL NEVER BE ALRIGHT IT`S NOT SOMETHING TO GET USED TO! YOU WEREN`T THE FIRST TO DO THAT SHIT TO ME BUT YOU SURE AS HELL WILL BE THE LAST I`M LIVING FOR ME!

Update 2
Just got to my sister's house in Portland... On the way down here I got a call from CompUSA, it appears that Azura's hard drive has completely failed. No viruses, thank goodness - because I don't have to pay now. =) I will loose everything I had, but I really don't care as long as I get her back. And it sounds like I may possibly have her back the weekend after Thanksgiving. WOOO-HOOOOOO! Sorry the other blog entry got posted twice, don't know how that happened. I miss my cherry!

Gastritis Sucks
... and i have it... i woke up at noon, and after 40 mins i decided to eat some pizza... but after 30 seconds my stomach started to hurt so much that i couldn't breathe (yes i cried like a baby) there was no solution, so i had to ask my parents to take me to the hospital went there, got serum in my arm 500 cm3, medicines, blood test, heart test, preasure test... the result? gastritis... :( yeah, you can see how much sucks everything now lol but yeah i'm still alive :) and no, there is nothing that can make me down for long time i'm ok right now, but dizzy about all the medicines they gave me directly to my vains...

Through Clinched Teeth
There’s something interesting and oddly noticeable about a group of men, who I have the privilege of being associated throughout my entire life. When one of us makes a mistake or are faced with a sudden and unpleasant event, we will clinch or teeth and through them say with a sneer, “Shit!” A close friend of mine who is not from my area noticed this and asked me why, saying, “I’ve seen you do it on several occasions and now I just noticed your friend do the exact same thing, almost like you were coached.” In fact, we were. Over the past few days, as the college football world mourned the passing of one of it’s most successful coaches, my heart has gone out to his players. Make no mistake; a significant part of them has been lost. For anyone who has not played sports, it’s very difficult to fully appreciate the player-coach relationship. I am very lucky to have been a part of such a society, made with such skill, dedication, and over such a period of time that I am branded forever

Will You Ever ?
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.

Keeper Of My Dreams
When you're not here to share my days and nights My life is so incomplete For you are my heart, my soul The ‘oneness’ I had known to seek Without you I merely exist from day to day With you I know that I will find All that I have been searching for My completeness, my eternal peace of mind You are the keeper of my dreams The man who holds my heart in his hands The one I want to spend my life with The one with whom I will always stand Stand beside through thick and thin Through all that life will throw our way Knowing that this special love we share Will guide us, each and every day This journey was started long ago Before this time and place The journey of completeness As two hearts and souls embrace Forever is what I want with you For the search is at an end Our hearts have found each other As lovers, as soul-mates, as friends.

5 Levels Of Hangovers
5 Levels of Hangovers If you can read this without laughing or you can't relate to any of it, you are on the wrong mailing list my friend... One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. Y ou can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Li

Nothing Is Impossible!!!
I don't know if it's maturity or if it's because I have found that once-in-a-lifetime true love. You know the one you always hear about? The one that always seems so far out of reach? But, I'm looking at life through a whole new set of eyes. Everything that used to seem like the impossible, I now find are very hard to do, but to say they are impossible...NO!, not even close. I'm living proof of that. I used to think that people were crazy to even think about looking for love in a long distance relationship, but, I have learned that maybe they can be the best way to find that ultimate love that you are looking for. I didn't find my true love, because I was looking. It happened purely by accident. But, the point is, I did find mine. He is my soul-mate. The one person that completes my heart and soul. It can be a very difficult road to travel, but it is well worth everything that you put into it. I have let him have my heart and soul and he has done the same for me. To know that we rea

Poem
ISHOT AN ARROW INTO THE AIR, AND WHERE IT LAND I KNOW NOT WHERE. FOR WHO HAS SIGHT SO KEEN AND RIGHT, THAT HE CAN FOLLOW AN ARROW IN FIGHT. I SUNG A SONG INTO THE AIR, AND WHERE IT LAND I KNOW NOT WHERE. FOR WHO HAS SIGHT SO KEEN AND STRONG, THAT HE MIGHT FOLLOW THE FLIGHT OF SONG. LONG, LONG AFTER IN AN OAK, I FOUND THE ARROW STILL UNBROKE. AND THE SONG I SANG FROM BEGINNING TO END, I FOUND AGAIN IN THE HEART OF A FRIEND... HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW...

Me....in A Nutshell
Name: Amanda Diane Birthdate: Feb.20/1974 I Was A Great Baby & Better Teen :P I Have Acute Asthma, Its Almost Killed Me 4x Its Under Control Now *Phew* I Was Born A Red Head Still Have The Freckles My Hair Got Darker After Each Kid But Was Always Straight Til Ryan Was Born NOW, Its Curly As Heck!! I Am Allergic To Chocolate And Fish I Was In A Gifted & Talented School For Dance From 5-12 I'm Addicted To Tim Hortons Tea...When The Farkers Actually Get My Order Right!! (Which Is Not Often) I Am A Certified Chef & Interior Decorator, currently attending night school for my estithcians degree I Gave Up TV Almost 2yrs Ago...Except Hockey :) My Main Source Of Entertainment Is My Computer (Imagine that) And My Babies...They Are My Anchors I Saved 2 Lives With My CPR Training But Had One Man Die In My Arms From A Heart Attack I Am A Text Whore...Couldnt Live Without My Cell Phone!! I Love Thunder

Friendship
What could it be about a friend, that makes our heart feel warm? With life's many ups and downs, a friendship weathers any storm. God gave us so many things, that makes our life complete. But having a friend like you, is like having a special treat. A special friend is very rare, in that they're so hard to find. So when you find that someone, your lives become entwined. There's nothing thats any better, then knowing you have a friend. So you can be your self, and never have to pretend. So let me count my blessings, with you amongst the top. I know our friendship grows, and I know it'll never stop. 11-19-06 Dene Whelchel

Notice The Beautiful Things
NOTICE THE BEAUTIFUL THINGS -author unknown I had a very special teacher in high school many years ago whose husband unexpectedly died suddenly of a heart attack. About a week after his death, she shared some of her insight with a classroom of students. As the late afternoon sunlight came streaming in through the classroom windows and the class was nearly over, she moved a few things aside on the edge of her desk and sat down there. With a gentle look of reflection on her face, she paused and said, "Before class is over, I would like to share with all of you a thought that is unrelated to class, but which I feel is very important. Each of us is put here on earth to learn, share, love, appreciate and give of ourselves... and none of us knows when this fantastic experience will end. It can be taken away at any moment. Perhaps this is God's way of telling us that we must make the most out of every single day." H

On A Cloud
On a cloud ..Up here sky is endless, with no borderline Wish you were here to see yourself shine From here the view is magical, With you in the corner of my eye And whenever life get's synical, Look up to the sky If everything seems dark and there is no way out Whenever world gives you doubt Just look up and I'll be there on a cloud Surrounded by fog and a telescope I'll accompany you around the globe Never leave your side when you are down Let the sun pas through when you frown Absorb the tears that you cry Release them on places where land has run dry ..Whenever you think everyone leaves you behind I'll might pick you up on a Nimbus or a cloud nine ; )

The Booty Call-when To Make It, When To Take It
To my knowledge there has yet to be a Webster's definition of a "booty call". The following is my definition of the term: booty call - n 1: the act of calling or contacting a person for the sole purpose of having sex. 2: a person that is the recipient of such a call Some people might think that a booty call is in and of itself a bad thing. I believe for the individual you need to decide for yourself where your morals lie. If you feel for whatever reason, that having sex without strings attached is wrong then you should neither make nor take a booty call. On the other hand, there are those people that can see and accept the booty call for what it is; something that occurs between two consenting adults and nothing more than a physical act. For those people the booty call is totally acceptable. When to Make It When is it ok to make a booty call? Well, I believe that both parties need to be fully aware of exactly where they stand with the other person. Each person n

My Frist Full Length Story 4 Da Ladies
first ill touch your neck will i talk 2 you in your ear as i blow in your ear i watch your nipples get harder and harder and i watch you touch your self as u start 2 move around cause u feel so good i start 2 take your cloths off with my teeth starting with your top den your bra then your jeans and then ill take a piece of ice and rub it all over you nipples slowly so your nipples and watch dem get as big as damn candy kisses when u start smillin is when da real fun starts imma play with your clit inside your thong just teasting you making u want it more and moreyour pants get all wet from me teasing you so much that u take dem off so fast it made my head spin i look at it smile and den get down 2 what i do best eattin dat kitty i start off slow just lickin around your thighs watch as da water drips form your pussy down your leg into my mouth ummmmmmm taste so sweet just like kool-aid i lick it off of your leg and i start 2 play with your pussy lips i knoe u lovin it cause u cant stop

Pretty Kitty Please Repost
I'M GOING TO RUN A PRETTY KITTY CONTEST. ANY LADY INTERESTED JUST DROP ME A LINE WITH A LINK TO THE PHOTO YOU WANT TO ENTER. CLOSE-UPS AND FULL BODY PHOTOS ARE ALLOWED. JUST MAKE SURE WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR SWEET HONEY PIE. IF I GET ENOUGH APPLICANTS IT WILL RUN LIKE A MARCH MADNESS TOURNAMENT W/ 6 ROUNDS. VOTING WILL BEGIN ON THANKSGIVING. WE ALL NEED SOMETHING TO AFTER FILLING UP ON TURKEY. PLEASE ENCOURAGE FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND FANS TO SIGN UP. BE PROUD OF YOUR PINK. PLEASE REPOST AND GOOD LUCK STILL NEED MORE.....HERE KITTY,KITTY

Friends??
I just want all to know...If I am your friend I will remain your friend until I myself feel I cannot be your friend anymore. IOW I will not choose one friend over another. I like everyone until they give me reason not to. Read this poem: The old man turned to me and asked "How many friends have you?" Why 10 or 20 friends have I, And named off just a few... He rose quite slow with effort And sadly shook his head "A lucky child you are To have so many friends," he said But think of what you're saying There is so much you do not know A friend is just not someone To whom you say "Hello" A friends a tender shoulder On which to softly cry A well to pour your troubles down And raise your spirits high A friend is a hand to pull you up From darkness and despair... When all your other "so called" friends Have helped to put you there A true friend is an ally Who can't be moved or bought A voice to keep your name alive When others have forgot B

My Weekend...
Well it didnt start off to well...was really sick. Then Saturday i woke up in PAIN and got sick and almost passed out cause of really bad cramps. My friend Richard drove 4 or 5 hours to come see me and now we are together. I know me having a bf is gonna hurt someone but I hope we can still be friends. Well I got to get back to bed...I am still a little sick. Vamp

Please Help!
I have just over 1000 points to level up. I dont ask often - but I'm close to levelin up. And I've done did my part this weekend...I've rated soooooooooo many pics - I don't think I can do many more right now. Please???

Sorry Ass Peeps 1 A Compilation..lol...
I'm just curious as to why some peeps think they are getting over on others. I work with some shady ass mofos....These people will tell you that they're to qualified to do something "menial" but yet they're always asking you how to do something, where does this go, what is this material, etc. I've come to realize that for some reason no one has put peeps like this in check before...When you do so it's like a shock to the system and they run around fucking up even more. In particular, these 2 cats i work with are lowdown...Some shady underhanded things get done by them and they'll swear up and down they didn't do it. If you fuck up, what's the harm in saying hey, I fucked up? If you're an adult, you can admit your fuck ups. Why sit there and swear up and down you didn't do this or that when you know good and well it was you. Everyone else knows you did it because it wasn't the other peeps on the team.... Its crazy to think that you're that much of an accomplished liar th

Defeated?
Defeated? No I am not defeated. I am simply waiting. I believe that when someone does something as evil as beat on another human being for no appearant reason, they will get theirs in the end. I have thought and hated for too long now. I am letting go for good. No one has the right to do this to anyone for any reason, I don't care how they try and justify themselves. I will never allow any man from this day forward to so much as smack me much less what this man did to me. I will not waste my time hating this man or plotting revenge. I refuse to stoop to his level. I will continue my life as though it never happened. I have three little girls that I have to raise, and I intend upon doing that in a happy and safe environment. I never in a million years would take them back to a situation I couldn't trust. I cannot and will not spend another second thinking of this. However for sake of having to repeat this I will remember it. I was always told that if a person forgets thei

Erotica For The Beach Lover (adult) Part 1
It had been days since I've touched someone on the face. Just a trace of a finger, or my lips pressed against their cheek. I'm more lonley then I've been for years. I decided to be adventuours, go out and laugh a bit. My friend Kristi took me to her work at the movie threatre down town to catch a flick with her. There was a tall slender guy at the front office, just sweeping at the floor. I was quiet like normal. Kristi said a hello to him, he looked up,we caught each other in the eyes and kept a flame between each other for a second and glanced away. You can tell by the type of blush he had, there was a thought of attraction. The movie was fine, I ate popcorn and chattered to Kristi from time to time. The guy came into the threatre though, and tried to whisper hello to me but got hushed at instead. A few days later I get a call from the guy at the threatre. I found out his name was J and he wanted to know if I'd like to do something with him. I figured why not, I'm out for a goo

Yeah Why Are Men So Dumb?
That was simple post just to prove how much you guys really love me out of all that read that or part there of either messaged me asking what a 410nsbi was or ignored the message after the first sentence, lol there was one lucky winner though!!!!

If U Cant See My Private Album Check This Out
OK PEOPLE TODAY IS THE FINAL DAY.. SHOW ME SUM LUV If you cant see my private album you can see this photo... Im in a contest please stop by and vote Instructions to VOTE: 1. Click the link 2. Leave a comment (I vote for you) 3. RATE (10 please) 4. Stop by my page and let me know you voted. HERE IS THE LINK [ CherryTAP.com photo: 202649423 ] Thanks Harleysportee69

Please Be Patient
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com Please be patient with me at the moment . I have had some beautiful comments and messages of you all. And just not had the time to answer anyone. My daughter is ill today , shes only six. And has a real bad fever .. So i shall try to get back to u sometime during the day xxxxxxxxxxx

Mornin
good mornin world..........time to wake up and smell the roses or is it coffee.i dunno im so confused........oh well have a great day.....and bfor i forget may u all have a great turkey day..........enjoy your family and friends

Soft Thunder
relaxing in bed with you by my side soft caresses fuels my delight storm rushes in soft thunder is heard kissing you softly passing the time through holding you close as the lightning strikes feeling you flinch with the next crash pulling covers tightly around us holding you close my frighten little angel drifting off to sleep smiles at her kisses her softly thunder crashes softly as we fall asleep

Too Damn Funny!!
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q. How does a blonde part their hair? By doing the splits. Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? Nothing, they haven't met! Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth. Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Fertilized Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? Because everyone gets a turn. Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? The more you bang it, the looser it gets! PLEASE remember its all for fun and no offence!!

Anecdote Of The Day
re:sleeping with other people in a serious relationship. "I'd rat you out to your mom if I caught you cheating." I said with a malicious grin. "Wow, harsh! I know you'd go nuts. But that is a low blow." he replied. "I am a harsh bitch," I said with a wink, "you'd have to get to her before I did." "Instead," I continued, "when you think you want to fuck someone else, just call me. I'll either give my blessing or come over to supervise." He looked confused. "Supervise?" I laughed. "Yeah, if the sex is hotter I know I have to step up my game."

The Road To Tyranny
The State Thrives On Hate, Genocide and Racism Steve Watson | November 02 2005 Dr. Kamau Kambon. a Raleigh, N.C., activist, book store owner, and former professor at North Carolina State University recently advocated the "extermination of white people" while speaking at a Pro-black Media Forum at Howard Law School, in an event that was covered in its entirety by C-SPAN. The so called Doctor commented that whites have an "international plantation" for blacks, making "every white person on earth a plantation master." He continued, "You're either supporting white people in their process of death, or you're for African liberation." Brit Hume reported for Fox that Kambon stated to the audience that white people "’have retina scans, they have what they call racial profiling, DNA banks and they're monitoring our people to try to prevent the one person from coming up with the one idea. "’And the one idea is, how we are going to exterminate white people because that, in my est

Witches
I saw this today in a bulletin: WITCHES We are not evil We don't harm or seduce people. We are not dangerous. We are ordinary people like you. We have families, jobs, hopes, dreams. We are not a cult. This religion is not a joke. We are not what you think we are from looking at t.v. We are real. We laugh, we cry. We are serious. We have a sense of humour. You don't have to be afraid of us. We don't want to convert you. And please don't try to convert us. Just give us the same right we give you--to live in peace. We are much more than you think. Author Unknown And it sparked a few memories... and some thoughts. I would call myself Agnostic, if someone asked me what religion I am. If someone then pressed it, I would say I am Agnostic, leaning to Wicca. If someone could actually understand what Wicca is, and makes a comment along the lines of Wicca being a new-age Paganism, and how they are not into crystals and whatnot... I would tell them, I am Agno

Little Old Lady
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbbbiiiiitch offffff?"

Rejected
Why do people proclaim their undying love for you Then throw you away like the trash? Was it just the fun of the challenge, to see if they could make you believe? Is there any such thing as true love, or is it just a fleeting moment, one can't label so they call it love? I don't understand. Are people just natuarally cruel? should you never believe when some one says the words "I love you"? Or should you play the game, and say "I love you " back, and make damn sure you don't mean it, because the moment you do, guess what,,, game over... you just lost. Like a video game they go on to start to play the same game again, upset if they are losing happy when they are winning, with someone else. There is a price for eveything, The happiness you feel today you will equally feel , sorrowful, or hurt tomarrow. What goes up will come down, You know it before you start, but fool yourself into believing this time it will be different, "this person rea

Reflecting
As I sit here today, I start to reflect over the past few years of my life. None of which have gone how I had previously had forseen them going. I always had seen myself going somewhere in life, going off to college and then landing a great job. I think in our teenage life we all live the dream that we are bound to do something big. I invisioned being something great. I didn't know what just something. When I was twenty those dreams that I once had slowly started to fade as I had learned I had become pregnant. My 21st birthday certainly didn't go as planned being as I turned out to be the designated driver due to my pregnancy. After my first son was born to a father who really didn't want him I felt my life was over. It was time to give up my life and become what the woman of generations before had become just a mother and the house wife. Something I never truley respected. The years went by and the more I felt sorry for myself reflecting on what could have been and the what if fact

Dear Friends Are Always Close
“Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.” "Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything." "Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears." If I'm in heaven and your not there, I'd carve your name in golden chairs, for all the angels there to see, that I love you and you love me. If your not there on judgement day, I'll know you've gone the other way, so just to prove our love is true, I'd go to hell to be with you.

Call Before You Come Over
i had to set someone straight the other day..for some reason they thought that the term call before you come over meant to call me when they where right up the street with like a 2 minute notice, so i said hell no you cant come over... now i was doing anything special and i wasnt going anywhere, but i had to make a point...call before you come over DOES NOT MEAN call me when you are in my driveway talkin bout you on the way over as you walk up to knock on my door.. that shyt does not fly...and YES i AM anal about calling before you come over to my house, bootycall or not. i like my privacy and to tell you the truth i dont care for company too much..i like my space.. ok done with that one ... heh heh heh

I Am Done
Okay if anyone actually pays attention, I have removed the Juggalo family/juggalette homie name from my name. I am very sad to do this because I love my juggalo family but i am ashamed to have the tag on my my name right now because of all the hate among the family. So i am just going to be me from now on, no tags. And for the few that have shown me the true juggalo love, i am sorry to hurt you like this but it's what i need to do right now. I will have your backs as always just not the name tag. MCL baby girl

I Luv You Women
OK i had to repost this one with some adjustments.. now this isnt along my normal rants and raves gripes and moans...its still may classify as insane but i just felt like typin this and saying it.. I LOVE WOMEN. I LOVE LOOKIN AT NEKKED WOMEN, AND I REALLY LIKE PORN (amature porn though i get sick of looking at mainstream stars) all yall are some sexy azz biatches and i mean that in the most endearing way.. nothing like grabbing a woman by the hair lookin her in the eyes and tellin her what a sexy lil slut she is then kissin her full on the lips... womens bodies and builds are so fuckin amazing,everyone of ya, from the biggest heffa to the smallest, youre fuckin gorgeous even all you ugly ones out there i like lookin at you too. now of course the way i say it sounds mean, and yeah it probably is pretty mean, but i still luv ya all and luv lookin at all of ya.. and i gotta tell ya i'm a sucker for pretty eyes, and sexy legs...and a nice ass...oh who am i foolin, i like every

Vasectomies
Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked, he says, "What the hell are you doing?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task. The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job. The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?" The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between Medicare and private insurance

Blah
I am having such a blah day. Ever just feel blah? Yea well thats me today. I love the holidays but I hate them! I am just sad.I miss DJ. And this is the first thanksgiving w.o my gramma. She always cooked so its just hard. I am also saddened by the drama on here. Don't ask me to repost drama. You can all tear eachother to shreds but Im staying the hell outta it. I try to be friends to everyone as I have said before. When a friend does ask you a question I hope you do not ignore them and answer them honestly. No answer at all pretty much answers it. Anyhow I will comment back I just need to get over this Blahness. I hope at least one of u, enjoyed my other blogs today!

Hot Hot Hot
It was late and there was no one else out on the road. The party had been boring and she couldn't wait to get home. With the radio up, and the air turned low, she pressed her foot down on the accelerator and her mustang sped up to 80. Her friends had told her she needed to get out more, be more social. She'd worn a short red dress and high heels that said "Fuck me" but that hadn't worked. All the men at the party were either gay or first class assholes. She wasn't going to waste a night with an asshole and the gay men weren't interested. So, here she was alone on an empty road. She was lost in her thoughts and the music when she heard the first blare of the siren behind her. Fuck was the first thought in her head. She looked in the rearview mirror and saw the red lights on the patrol car behind her. Pulling off to the side of the road, she stopped her car and waited. This was the perfect ending to a shitty night. She watched as one officer got out of the car but another stayed b

After Awhile!
After A While.... After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't always mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child And you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure that you really are strong and you really do have worth And you learn and you learn with every goodbye you learn.....

Bullshit
Ok all if you want to come to my page to be stupid and start childish shit then stay the fuck away. cuz quite frankly im sick of childish shit thats going on on this site! and if you don't fuckin have a salute pic of you up or more then 1 pic of you then don't fuckin worry about me adding you cuz more likely ur fake! so piss off

"for Real"
I can run, I can race for hours and hours And don't stop I can float I can fly us to the highest Mountain top I can breathe you, I can drink in your laugh I can... I can live on your smile I can trip and if I can fall into your arms I can Stay there my whole life [Chorus] I can live I can love I can be better with you, For real I can hear I can feel I can see I can tell You are for real I can stare; I can memorize your face, your hands, your hair Every part of you I can cut off any loose ends and not even wanna keep a few I can speak to you so honestly I can't even run any game I can hear a million angels singing in my ears When I say your name [Chorus] I can live I can love I can be better with you, For real I can hear I can feel I can see I can tell You are for real I can't smile, can't dream like a child Can't feel safe in this wide world without you I can't go can't disturb this flow Can't begin to know what I woul

Left By The Wayside
I never thought i would be left by the wayside by you but i stand here a broken soul. Knowing i was cast off from you like a festering boil. I believed in you every step of the way yet here i am by the wayside all alone in the dark. Never again will this soul see the light of day. What did i ever do to make you leave me here. did i not please you? did i not love you enought? did i not do everything you ask of me? who else would love you as much as I? Noone would yet here i am left by the wayside by you the love of my life. Your busy chasing your youth. chasing what you think will make you happy. I hope you find it as I sit by the wayside.

My First Official Blog Entry....yay!
So......Anyways....Yeah. First Official Blog. I don't even know what to type. So many things are battleing for primary focus in the war that is my brain. Lol. Where to begin...Hmmm....Well, for starters. I have a man whom I love very much.....Who's going through quite the hardship(s) right now......and Its so hard because...I just want to be there for him....help him out.....yet....theres really nothing I can do. This makes me feel helpless, which in turn, makes me fuckin pissed off like someone just pissed in the farm-fresh milk I poured on my Wheaties....only worse....Annnnnddddd....I dunno......Shit sucks sometimes you know?...Moral of the story? I have no idea.......I just love 'im...:P

And Todays Winner Is........
I had 2 shouts today... wanting to see my pics...I will REITERATE THIS AGAIN HERE I HAVE NO NAKED PICS KTHX!!! ghostrider...: when are u going to add me as family so i can see your private pics mmm...... ghostrider...: hey baby when are u going to add me i would love to see your private pics you added me as a friend Private Pics? Erm NO. I could care less about your penis and its insatiable need to be stroked. You got a problem go jerk off but dammit I dont give a shit if ur horny. OK? One more time for the slow people: I AM NOT HERE TO HOOK UP I am here to make friends :) I HAVE a man:) Theres plenty of women around here who show thier titties and more. I am not that girl...Look at me I am an average geeky chick..Now I think i am done. Stop treating women like sex objects. OUr one purpose in life is not to satisfy mens needs. And to all the good guys on here who dont ask to see private pics and ask to Yahoo.(Oh yea freakin YAHOO..I don't yahoo...never have never will.. Ihav

Thanksgiving Divorice...
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says," I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Words Women Use
This was sent to my mom (year of the dragon) by her friend Reapers Revenge! It is absolutely hilarious...and deserves a read!! I know that I think this way! words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the f*** up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of noth

You've Been Tagged
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS I WILL TELL YOU TEN THINGS ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT! 1.The longest relationship I had been in was 8 months until I was 30. (When I got married) (2mos was my previous record) I've been cheated on in every relationship I've had. 2.I'm normally shy and quiet. I've never yelled. 3.I'm sarcastic to a fault. I can say most anything with a straight face. I never lie. 4.I've always been thin and lanky. I spent most of my teens and 20's trying to gain weight. I've gained 10 lbs. in 15 years. I'm hated for that. 5.Despite having an exceptional I.Q., I'm often seen as aloof. I have photographic memory (yes it does exist). I rarely remember what day it is. 6.I'm often called upon for my insights, creativity

The Cycle Of Nature/ Naturens Gang
The Cycle Of Nature You came with a wind, and blew up a storm, that disturbed the sea snake, In my ocean. In still waters, The bottom is turbid, with beasts resting, Beneath the surface. The cycle of nature, Offers aftermath, After it’s earthquakes, hurricanes, And enormous waves. So slink away, From the sleeping volcano, For his awakening, Will be your end. Naturens Gang I mitt hav, Terget du sjø ormen, Der du kom med vinden, Og blåste opp stormen. I stille vann, Er det grumsete grunn, Med mye som hviler, Mellom overflate og bunn. Ja, naturens gang, Kan gi store følger, Med sine jordskjelv, orkaner, Og enorme bølger. Så list deg nå bort, Fra vulkanen som sover, For vekkes den nå, Er for din del, alt over. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran A big thanks to Alexander Shaumyan for helping me transelate this to english.

Haters
Why do people have to hate? Is it because they are jealous, or just so miserable in their own meaningless lives that they have to make everyone they come into contact with as miserable as they are. Some disguise themselves as your friend til they find some reason to turn on you. I may lose a good friend on here because of a Hater, and it makes me sick to see the lies in the bulletins and those kinds of bulletins get reposted more often than any other kind. Why , brcause everyone seems to like to pass on the bullshit and enjoy the thought of people suffering and hurting because one person got mad, jealous or some other fucked up reason and decided to spew off a bunch of lies. It makes me literally sick to my stomach. What happened to treating others as you want them to treat you. Being Wiccan I follow the harm none, which means not even with words. Has anybody ever heard of if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything? You dont have to love everyone or even like them, but h

Thrilled! (recital Dvd)
Today I received my DVD of the recital I gave a few weeks ago. It was kinda weird to see myself on there, you know? But I sounded pretty good. :) As far as how I looked... well, I AM a girl! Some of you have been saying, "Hey, I'd like to hear you sing!" Well, if I can figure out how the hell to get some snippets of this DVD online, I will. I'm researching as we speak. I'll need to: - Convert to mpeg or AVI or whatever. - Crop the individual stuff I really want and save to separate places. This is NOT my field of expertise (or even my area if "some knowledge"), so if anyone has any idea of how to do this, please let me know. I haven't found any great sources/tutorials online.

Why Cant Inlaws Be Nice
I HAVE REALLY BEEN TRYING TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT LIKE I PROMISED WILLIAM ABOUT HIS EGG DONOR..BUT SHE KEEPS ON SAYING SHIT ABOUT ME..AND I JUST WANT TO BEAT THE FUCKEN LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HER BUT I THINK I WILL BE THE BETTER WOMAN ABOUT THIS ALL MY FREINDS WHEN U READ THIS PLZ TELL ME HOW TO GO ABOUT THIS IM LOOSING MY MIND!!!!!!

Cordination Retarded
Ok, I'm re-decorateing my room for my Christmas present, and so far my idea is this: The walls are going to be pink with lighter pink stripes. Black canopy over the bed. Pink lights hanging over the top molding. Pink bedding with black pillows. And everything else is black or sinisterly dark:D Lots of black and white candles. And a vase of white roses. Tell me what you think and any ideas you might have for me!

My Nightmare Day (yesterday)
So yesterday I had a shitty day...one of those where everything went wrong. Went to pay for some shopping in the local supermarket, only to have my card declined. Now for once, I wasn't paicking as I knew I had moneyu in there..asked her to try again...and again...didn't work. By this time, people behind me were getting pissed off, and I was getting pissed off at them getting pissed off...(you see where I'm going with this?? So...went to my bank, checked the account, said I was almost £3,000 overdrawn! I was like 'no way'! Went in to my branch and asked them wtf was going on....turned out there's been an error...she gave me one of those smarmy smiles that's like not even half way to an apology...amended the mistake and I left. I then went to do my Christmas shopping which was good because it means it's out of the way. I went on a weekday to avoid the mad crowd, crazy shoppers and screaming kids. Whilst in town I got a call to say that my new PC had arrived, got really excited

Some Things On My Chest
you know i hate when you bust your balss for people help them level out uses all your posting all the time for them but wjhen it comes down for them to help you . its like ok wwe will do it later i just figured out that your cant belive nothing any more but hey so i probly be crawling back in to my hole doing my art and running one of the best station on the net but hey who am i aperently im none tony

Love
I am sitting here thinking about love. The love of an angel in Germany has taken me in his arms and lifted me high. As in to protect me from all the troubles I am going through right now. The love that shouts out at me the harder I try to push him away. I have never known a man to be so persisitent, any other person would have given up and said the hell with this girl. But not my German, he is an amazing man with amazing qualities. This is the first time in my life I have ever felt a love so strong, a bond that can not be broken or bent no matter how hard I try.

Evil Overlord Contenders So Far
We Have all kinds of contests here on CT. King and Queen, Prince and Princess and lets not forget Gods and Godesses. Well I am tired of the wholesome images these contest promote. So I am holding the CT Evil Overlord Contest. I wanna see who has what it takes to be a supervillian. Evil Overlords have minions so make sure if you are going to enter my contest your minions are ready to vote for you. Being an Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time.(evil overlord list) There are many famous overlord you can aspire to be like: Lord Voldemoet, Any Sith lord,Foamy, Ganon and Bil Gates! So my friends…

Yes Officer
Ashley drove down I-79 with the top down and the radio blasting, on her way home from the beach. Seeing as it was almost 9pm, she thought she could speed just a little to make the trip go faster. Going 85 mph down the highway Ashley couldn't wait to get home. Looking up into her rearview mirror she saw the flashing lights of a squad car trying to pull her over. She turned down the radio and pulled over to the side of the road where she waited for the cop to come to her car. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going young lady?" The cop asked with definite authority in his voice. "Yes Sir, I was doing 85mph in a 65 mph zone." And of course it was the honest to God truth. He was shocked, normally when he pulled over hot young girls they either tried to lie or flirt their way out of it. Not this girl, she was up front honest about her crime, and that was a major turn-on for him. "Oh, umm, okay. Since you knew you were breaking the law and you didn't lie about it, let me se

If I Get Deleted Again!!
I WILL NOT BE COMING BACK SORRY EVERYONE BUT IF YOU WANT TO CHAT WITH ME STILL WANT TO CHAT WITH ME ILL GIVE YOU MY IM AND SHIT Yahoo ~~~ shay_love180 MSN ~~~ shay_love180@hotmail.com AIM ~~~ BaY bEe GiRl180 Myspace ~~ www.myspace.com/shaymathews

Texas Cowboy Sex
COWBOY SEX... Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State: 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable! And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible! They then asked, Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

Poetry: Torture In The Night
Blood was all over as she walked through the door Blood on the table, the walls and the floor Looking around, she thought "What the hell?" Not looking below her, she tripped and she fell Pushing herself up, she looked down at her hands They were covered in the flesh and the blood of her man Her breathing becomes labored as her head starts to swim Then she slowly turns around....."Oh my God, it is him!" His face was disfigured with a gun on the floor He finally had done what he promised before Pounding his chest, she screams in his ear..... "You fucking coward, how could you leave me here?" Sitting straight up from a blood curtled scream He's laying beside her......It was only a dream

He Said...she Said
OK guys. I have had enough of yall goin at eachother. I am not calling out names. You know very well who you are. If you have an intense hatred for anyone that is your perogative and thats fine. But when you attempt to ruin people on the internet its not right. Anyone here can make accusations against anyone. Its the internet. Doesnt mean they are true or false. But nonetheless this brings me to Libel ! A. WHAT IS LIBEL? (The American definition) When an injurious false statement is made about an individual, the individual is *defamed*. Defamation can occur in two forms: libel or slander. Libel occurs when there is a written statement injuring an individual, and slander occurs when there is an oral statement that injures an individual. Since on-line is considered to be written material, on-line defamation is considered to be libel. Libel occurs when a false statement is written which injures an individual by disgracing him. The statement must be about an individual and the read

To Whom It May Concern
to all my new friends and ones i hope to add this is for u......im way behind on rating....if i missed any of your pics or anything else plz let me know.......im so confused....lol dont worry b happy..........

Get To Know Me!!
GET TO KNOW ME!! OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1) I have always lived in Alabama 2) My given name is Coy LaDon (ya¡¯ll better not tell) 3) I am 38 4) I have love excitement(i get bored easy) 5) I do like to party (with friends, not much on social crowds) 6) I like my Jack & Coke:) 7) I can¡¯t swim worth a shit, but I love the water 8) I have married for 17 yrs now (to damn long) 9)I love the outdoors, fishing and camping ect. 10)My favorite foods are steak, seafood and down home southern cooking. 11.)One extra thing about me... Some say I have a demented side, Imagine that! OK MY 10 PEOPLE ARE........ 1. **~TrAgiC TuRn~** (You got this started!) 2. ~¢¾ SASSYGLO5

My 20th Birthday
Alright!!! Yup, today I turned 20, congradulations Entice. It's actually more excitting for me to turn 20 then 21. Why? Well where I come from you're 20th Birthday is way excitting. You party for a week straight. Starting with the night before. What did I do last night?! I got crunk, haha, seriously I was crazy drunk from Tequila, which is a girls best friend. Tonight i'm going to get even more drunk. BUT, Tonight I get to take pictures. Can't wait to show off the love.

Snowballing Stigmata
SNOWBALLING STIGMATA Have I raised some eyebrows? Have I made you sick? I can do better Like if I ask you to fist fuck my ass, while sucking my dick Would that bother you puritan pieces of shit? or… How about if I find a way to go back in time, and blow Christ on the cross, Spit his own cum in his mouth making a new stigmata Causing the holiest of the holy, to cough up ejaculate while they speak in tongues Now that’s some good clean fun

Why Why Why...
Is it so hard to ask for a man who will respect me and love me, I have tried every route and im bound for failure I swear to god.. U got Mark together 8 yrs 1 child 3 miscarriages and we were engaged but yet I let his cheating slide because I loved him now hes married to a whore and has 2 more kids.. then Dan wow amazing guy 4 kids we sparked right away he had some DRUG issues but being hes an adult all i could do was speak my peace and see what happens i cooked his food did his laundry gave him what he needed LOVE (and sex) and he goes back to his ex only to really he wants me comes back to me but when he was with his ex he lost his home and job I AM NOT the cause the rock is maybe its because i dont do drugs but it got annoying and tonight he decides to make me feel like uber shit and cut his wrists telling the family cause hes dead if im not his well im sorry but i dont feel any sort of pain that was dumb and he knew right from wrong.... I just want a guy who will be an adult and lo

Nympho's Bulletin Reminded Me Of This.
It must have been about six months ago and i was in line at the grocery store because i bought the wrong liquor for my friend waiting in the car. Now its like a little before midnight and there is only one cashier. As i am walking up up trying to just get the hell out of there back to my party this lady and her son slip in front of me. I think "no worries, she only has like half a basket." So the cashier rings up all her stuff and tells her the total. The patron explains that she will be paying $5 in cash and the rest with food stamps. The cashier says ok and runs her food stamp card. It comes up denied. So they try again Still denied. Now it has been almost 15 minutes i been waiting to pay for one little bottle of liquor and my friends are still waiting outside. So now its past midnight and the lady doesnt understand why her card hasnt been recharged. so she starts asking her son what he really really wants cause they cant afford to get much now. so they decide on some milk but no ce

Translation:
Maggie -- [noun]:A human transformer (Robot in disguise) 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com MJ -- [adjective]:Similar to butter in texture and appearance 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Racism
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances,

Blame... Thank You Dick!!!
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately. If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, You blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates

My Two Cents
This thing about "Cherry Tap" (which was once Lost Cherry and I will ALWAYS think of and refer to as Lost Cherry) and content on it has gone way out of hand. The facts: - when first entering the site (the login/register page) it CLEARLY states no Teeny boppers aloud. - When I joined LC, it was touted as "on-line nightclub". As far as I know, it still says that. - This site, I'm assuming, is for ADULTS for fun, making friends, downloading pictures to share with other ADULTS, as well as stash and blog entries. - This site is for making your page, and the contents you put in other areas kept for you, YOUR OWN. If some people don't like your page, they move on or they rate you with ones or block you. - LC touted it's not like myspace, you have more freedoms here because it's a adult online nightclub. - The reason (as I understand it) Lost Cherry's name was changed to Cherry Tap was to make it more clear that it's an adult site. My opinion: wtf happened??

Real Calls To Tech Support
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong? Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right? Customer: Yeah.... Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using? Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen..... Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! =============== Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ============== = Tec

Yep..
Alrighty everyone, Been working my ass off so I haven't been on too much, or been able to leave a daily comment to those who get one. I have the next 2 days off, thanks god, so I'm hoping to catch up with everyone. Will be going to bed early tonight so I wont be on here much longer. Hope everyone is doing okay :)

Things Are Stupid Around Here Again, Or Did It Ever Get Better?
Today's issue is those of you who are complaining about not having adult content in your default. You's are allowed to make up and view multiple albums so what is the big problem for them to be taking out of default? I seen a I penis go by on the slideshow and thats just not right. Im sure I'll get some nasty feedback from this opinion but I really dont care and if you do give that feedback, you better have your points well made. Now for the opinion.... I really dont see the big deal in not allowing that stuff on defaults, although we are given the choice by seeing the thumbnails before full versions. People talk like the adult content is being taken completly off the site and from what I understand, that isnt the case. It takes only a couple seconds to both make a new album or view a private album. Why are you people complaining about that? I think its probably because most like to just drop by the main profile and drop a 10 and a fast comment and not want to take the ti

Happy Glutton Day!
Ahhhhh, a perfect holiday for the lazy, fat ass American. Oh shut up, don't lie, you know it's not about "giving thanks". If you wanted to say thanks you'd give back to the community, the family, the church, whatever. Nope, instead, you are forced to buy food you don't really like (who honestly loves cooking a turkey for 13 hours?) to entertain "family" that you don't even speak to... and waste the food that you slaved all day to make (and everyone wonders why Americans are hated.... we're like locusts!)then you're left with an empty house to clean up the damn mess by yourself. I'm thankful. I live in a warm climate, surrounded by the people I love, and don't want for anything. But I'll be damned if I'm buying a turkey to proclaim my appreciation for all those Indians that were slaughtered, Pagans that were burned, and corrupt politicans who were exhalted!!! Ehhhh bite me.

Embrace Ur Imperfect Life;
THERE COMES A MOMENT IN EVERY WOMAN'S LIFE WHEN SHE REALISES THAT SHE DOESNT ATTRACT ANYMORE ATTENTION. SHE MAY NOT NOTICED IT FOR A WHILE, PREOCCUPIED,PERHAPS, W HER CHILDREN GROWING UP YEARS. THE CHANGES WILL BE SUBTLE AND GRADUAL, BUT ONE DAY SHE WILL AWAKE AND REALISE THAT A NEW PHASE OF LIFE IS UPON HER. SHE HAS BECOME ONE OF THE OVERLOOKED. THAT MOMENT, WHEN U REALISE THAT UR YOUTH HAS TRULY ABANDONED YOU, MAY TAKE YEARS TO GET USED TO IT... IT MAYBE AS TRUE OF MEN AS IT IS W/ WOMEN. SO, PERHAPS TO DELAY THE INEVITABLE, WE ALL WANT TO BELIEVE THAT 30 IS THE NEW 20,40THE NEW 30 AND 60'S THE NEW MIDDLE AGE.[marketeers believe they dont have to do that much to convince ppl its true] according to a new researchby AC Nielsen more than half of the worlds internet users agree on this, so this is so, its less clear why... I DONT REMEMBER THAT MY MOTHER AT 40 LOOKED SO OLD LIKE ANY 40 WOMAN RIGHT NOW.. WHATS TRUE IS THAT THEY CAN FRITTER AWAY MORE MONEY NOW ON GOO

Why Am I So Tired?
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Saddam Hussein. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the

Nsfw (no Snivvling Fucking Whiners)
I have to say that I, for one, completely support CT and all the people that work for it and represent it in their effort to clean up the nudity and soft porn that has started to run rampant here. I agree that as an adult site memeber we should be able to post adult pics to share should be so choose and be brave enough. I ALSO think that anyone choosing to see said adult pics at times of their choosing should NOT be force fed pics of only a milder degree than "adult" pics. People are not fooling me when they put on something only mildly less offensive in their attempt to get more attention to their page and get more ratings so they can get into top pics. I personally would rather get a lot of votes and traffic to my page because of the content of the character which is me that I have displayed on my page. I STAND for something....many things actually. Some people on here stand for ONE THING...... shallowness to obtain votes, ratings or page traffic. I stand for recognizing our mil

I Just Don't Know Anymore
You know, it really sucks when you think and believe that you have true friends, only to learn that they turn around and open their mouths about crap that was told to them in confidence. I've always had a problem with trust, and when it gets broken, as it has once again, it just makes it harder for the next person to get close to me. I now do not know who I can and cannot trust... I hate this feeling more than anything. Hell, now I'm afraid to talk to anyone... and for me, that just isn't good. Ok, so maybe my problem is that I care too much, that I always want to help the other person out, only to be stabbed in the back when it comes time for them to help me... I just don't know anymore... maybe it's time to once again build those walls that I love so much... the ones that no one can get through or over... The ones that I feel so safe hiding behind... I only know that I cant take this pain anymore...

Are You A Metallica Fan??
Metallica - Live in Seoul - August 15, 2006! Seventeen videos from the concert are posted on my CherryTap page! I was there - pretty much right at the front by the fence in front of Rob (the bassist). They still rock (have been a fan since I was 13 years old and saw them on the "And Justice..." tour)! Enjoy! Melanie

Fingers
"Fingers" by PINK... go listen... it's a hot song... I like to let my fingers do the walking..hehehehe (Ahh, Ah,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha) (Yeah, Mhmm) (Mmm, Uhh) I’m alone now Staring at the ceiling (Uh, Uh) I’m kina bored now I can’t sleep (I Can’t Sleep, Uh, Uh) And you only can make my life complete (Uh, Uh. Ah, IE) and when come you slip into a dream (Uh, Uh. Ah, IE) When it’s late at night and you’re fast a sleep I let my fingers do the walking I press record I become a fiend And no one else is watching I let my fingers do the walking (Sth, Mmm) I’m starving (Sth) For some attention I’m begging, pleading, bleeding For a suggestion (Uh, Uh, Uh) I bite my tongue because I wanna scream (Uh, Uh. Ah, IE) I’m almost there then you turn and look at me (Uh, Uh. Ah, IE) When it’s late at night and you’re fast a sleep I let my fingers do the walking I press record I become a fiend And no one else is watching (I let my fingers do the walking) Rewind

Now That You've Arrived
Wednesday, November 22, 2006 Now that you've arrived It is now officially here. The opportunity of this day has finally arrived. You've been preparing for it your whole life. Now is your chance to live it. It's not exactly what you expected. In many ways, though, it is even better than you could have ever imagined. It will take some effort, to be sure. After all, any opportunity that has real value will also have its share of obstacles to be overcome. Fortunately, you have what it takes. And with your knowledge, your experience, your focus, commitment and determination, you can turn the opportunity of this day into the reality of achievement. Stand up, step forward, and seize the opportunity of this day. Now that you've arrived here, it's time to make it count. -- Ralph Marston

Happy Thnaksgiving..!
WOONT BE ON MUCH THIS WEEK.. KIDS ARE OUT OF SCHOOL SO BE BUSY WITH THEM AND DINNER HERE AT MY HOUSE THIS YEAR SO HAVE TO GET READY FOR THAT.. HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL ONE... ! WHATS YOUR PLANS FOR THE HOLIDAY?? AND WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?? SORRY IF I SENT COMENTS TO SOME WHO DONT DO THANKSGIVING.. I KEPT FORGETTING SOME ARE FROM ENGLAND AND ALL OVER AND DONT CELEBRATE THESES HOLIDAYS..;) HAVE A GREAT ONE AND BE SAFE.. SEE YOU ALL MORE NEXT WEEK.. HUGSS AND LOVE GERI!@~!

Emotions--know Who You Are.
Tucked away in a corner Of a darkened room I can't see very far Past all this doom & gloom Somebody please save me Take this blackness away Don't leave me alone here now I'm begging for you to stay I sense you all around me But not close enough to touch Never in my life Have I wanted someone so much Far across in the distance I see a little shiny white light It's as bright as the stars On a cold and cloudless night If only I could step outside Just one foot out the door As the first ones the hardest This I know for sure Feeling caged like an animal Trapped inside these four walls This inner internal turmoil Spiralling me downwards for a fall All the tears that I've cried Have left tracks upon my face You see if you look very closely You'll see I was in a dark place Come show me the way Put me on the right path So I can be happy once again And smile with you and laugh No more depression now New beginnings

Love And Life
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or so they say, but women are nice in a beautiful way. Hell hath no peace like a woman in love. Their hearts float like the wings of a snow white dove. People and places. Different faces. Innuendos all around. Place your ear to the ground. Can’t you hear my life pound? Silence is Golden? That’s just not true. There’s nothing quite like the sound of you. Love runs deep and is without bounds. Open your ears and just follow the sounds. Life spreads its wings and envelopes us. It feels as though I was hit by a bus. Throbbing pain my heart calls for you. I am hoping you feel the same way too. Whole is my world when I’m around you. I jump with joy knowing that I have found you. Peace is with me when I’m asleep for dreams of you in my mind do creep. As I fade away into inky black I know that you’re there to watch my back and to make sure nothing comes to attack through that crack in the wall that is down the hall. Get on the ball. Let’s go to the mall. I

Addiction
To have seen her is to know addiction. The insatiable drive for more. More anything. More moments to watch her graceful movements. More time being lulled by her musical voice. More time standing in the air though which she has just passed, breathing her in.

Happy Thanksgiving
i am leaving later today to go visit family and won't be back till Monday. So i just wanted to say Buried at PhotoCasket.com Enjoy ur holiday, don't eat too much and don't kill anyone if u are going shopping on Black Friday. ~~baby girl~~

Get A Picture!!!!!!!!!!
Why Is it I always get faceless freshmeat ppl? W/no comments nothing??????? Do I look like an easy target for drama? stalkers?....... If you want to be a friend..PUT up a PICTURE! Also comment........ AND PLEASE READ MY PROFILE BEFORE ASKING......... Smilesssssssssssssss

We Love Drama.................yay!!!!!! Not!!!!!!
OK! THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND HERE. THIS WILL BE A FIRST FOR ME BECAUSE I WILL ACTUALLY USE PEOPLE'S NAMES HERE. I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT ALREADY. BUT UNLIKE MOST ON THIS SITE I DON'T POST DRAMA BULLETINS I USE MY BLOGS TO VENT MY FRUSTRATION. FIRST OF ALL, FAT SONNY DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE TOP TEN. HE DIDN'T EARN IT. MISS CHERRY GAVE UP HER PAGE TO HIM. THATS BULLSHIT. OBVIOUSLY GETTING A SPOT IN THE TOP TEN HAS NOW BEEN TAINTED. INFERNO HAS BEEN WAITING IN THE NUMBER 11 SPOT FOR AWHILE NOW TRYING TO BREAK THE TOP TEN GUESS ALL THE TIME HE PUT IN TO GET THERE MEANS NOTHING NOW. AS FAR AS FAT SONNY LASHING OUT AT KIRA IN A BLOG ABOUT HOW SHE HAS STARTED MORE WARS ON HERE THAN ANYONE, HOW ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE SEEN DRAMA ABOUT FAT SONNY....ENOUGH SAID. SO FAT SONNY HOW ABOUT A NICE TALL GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! AND FOR EVERYONE ELSE OUT THERE BITCHING ABOUT THE PIC POLICY......GET OVER IT ALREADY. FIRST OF ALL NO ONE IS DELETING YOUR PICS THEY ARE JUST BEIN

Today's Laugh
A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living." The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: "HOOKER: person who has sex for money." Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves

Do People Actually Read Profiles Here..
... or do they JUST look at the pictures and then comment? Ok... I freely admit that I do it sometimes, too, but when a person's handle says "read my profile", I tend to read the profile first. I'm a male photographer. Most of the pictures I have up are of models I have worked with. I display those pictures in hopes of attracting some interest in my work and perhaps get a little work. At the very least I'm hoping to make contacts in the industry. However, I do rotate my default pic so that there's never two of the same girl up in a row. And of course, I do want to make new friends here too. I can understand that it can be confusing, since there's NO WHERE in your profile to indicate if you're a guy or a girl (and that'll probably be my next rant), but c'mon... it says right in my handle to "pls. read profile". Is it THAT hard to do? Honestly, I'm flattered by all the guys saying how beautiful or sexy I am *rollseyes* but geez... I even have a section in my pictures called

Rules And Regulations
As official as it sounds, not suitable for work: Here is a thought as a Network Engineer/Systems Administrator, there are a few things that should be noted about the work environment. There are limits and restrictions on which web sites users are allowed to visit and the times that they are allowed to be there. There is a thing called a White List, which is approved websites for viewing during certain hours unless they are work related or career enhancing. Such sites as Myspace.com, CherryTap.com, Yahoo.Com, among others are blocked entirely that means using a work computer that is connected to the Corporate Network these sites are unavailable to the computer users on the network. I find it hard to believe but it is possible that some Companies do not regulate the Internet access as they should so this might be a cause for the change in the rules on this website. Personally I believe that if photos in question are only allowed to be viewed by the person’s friends or those they have in

Just One 24 Hour Period
FORGET ALL THE STUPID STUFF LIKE DRAMA,NAME CALLING,DOWNGRADING,SHIT STIRRING,AND CONTESTS.JUST FOR THE REST OF TODAY AND TOMORROW DO YOU THINK AS THE COMMUNITY OF CHERRYTAP THAT WE COULD PULL TOGETHER AND CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING? THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE THE TIME FOR BEING THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE,FOR FRIENDS,FAMILY,GOOD FOOD,HEALTH,LOVE,AND SHARING WITH EACHOTHER.HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN THE MEANING OF THIS HOLIDAY? WAS IT NOT BECAUSE A FEW STRANGERS MET AND CELEBRATED A NEW FRIENDSHIP TOGETHER? WOULD IT BE SO HARD TO FORGET THE DRAMA AND THE REST OF IT FOR ONE 24 HOUR PERIOD? ARE WE NOT THE ONES WHO ALL JOINED HERE LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS AND A KOOL PLACE TO HANGOUT ONLINE? YEA I THINK WE WERE!!! WELL IN CELEBRATION OF THE HOLIDAY,GO MEET A FEW NEW FRIENDS AND TOGETHER LETS CELEBRATE OUR FRIENDSHIPS TOGETHER. PRESIDENT OF THE OLD TIMERS SOCIETY~BADASSBITCH74~

Happy Thnaksgiving
I just wanted to wish everyone on my friends' & fans' lists a very happy & safe Thanksgiving. One day I will actually do some real blogging, but right now I'm just looking 4ward to getting outta work & getting twisted!

100 Random Questions
1. Taken a picture naked? yup 2. Painted your room? yup 3. Made out with a member of the same sex? no 4. Drove a car? yup yup 5. Danced in front of your mirror? ROFL yes!! 6. Have a crush? many 7. Been dumped? yup 8. Stole money from friend? I'd never do that 9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? not that i remember 10. Been in a fist fight? yep 11. Snuck out of your house? yup 12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yup 13. Been arrested? nope 14. Made out with a stranger? erm...i think i did actually, i was very drunk 15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yup 16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yeh 17. Had a crush on your neighbor? yes actually but only for like a week and it was years ago! 18. Ditched school to do something more fun? nope im a proper geek 19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yup 20. Seen someone die? no 21. Been on a plane? yes 22. Kissed a picture? many times lol 23. Slept i

Proud To Be Canadian
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? 1. Smarties. 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp. 3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down. 4. Baseball is Canadian. 5. Lacrosse is Canadian. 6. Hockey is Canadian. 7. Basketball is Canadian. 8. Apple pie is Canadian. 9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass. 10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass. 11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans Back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and Hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, So we came home and partied...Go figure.. 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or Withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. 14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour. 15. The on

I Love U All
i was gunna leve this as a comment to u all but then i thought u might get mad at me for the interuption over ur music so im blogging it instead sorry Shell :) Music Video:THE THANKSGIVING SONG (by Adam Sandler)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone