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First Dates!
Just wondering ladies what would be your ideal first date be with someone let alone if its with a girl or guy? FOr me I would like to go somewhere quest and get to know her better. If its just a quiet restaraunt, walk on the beach or park. Something like that would be fine with me/ What about everyone else?
Juggalo Rising.
I'm a Juggalo. We're all very different. The most noticeable Juggalos are the kids on Railroad [you will never catch me there]. We are essentially followers of the Insane Clown Posse and the music groups contained within Psychopathic Records [Twiztid, Dark Lotus, Blaze].   Being a Juggalo is slightly different to each one of us; unfortunately there are a lot of "kids" that haven't quite figured it out and think its about running their lives into the ground on purpose. In reality, its recognizing strength within and rising above against all odds -- like a beautiful Lotus flower emerging perfect from the deep, dark mud. The hardest part about being a Juggalo sometimes is being judged based on the worst acts of the worst members. It would be like judging all of humanity based on the actions of a few small terrorists, or judging all Catholics as child molesters based on the actions of a few pathetic leaders.
My Second Fu Birthday.
Fuck me?!!! my second 'fu birthday',has to be said,i blooody amazed i lasted this long,so i guess its time to reflect on the last year. Ok,tha took all of 30 seconds,an a overwhemling feeling of dread an misery engulfed my whole being.  Its not been the best of years but one or two things have lifted my heart an soul.First thing i wanna mention is my 'fu marrage' to my best friend Melissa(deadhead chic),thank you treacle,for loving me the way you do,i know for a fact i wouldnt be here,if not for you.Life would not be the same without you in it,thank you,i mutha fuckin love the shit outta you!!! just made some truly brilliant friends,an i love 'em all ...well ok,SOME of them dearly,so thank you very much for being 'the dogs bollox' an lovin me. thank you.  Know what? i was gonna write this nice blog,but to be honest,my hearts just not in it,those 'fu' who actually know me an give a damn,thank you for putting up wiith my poo an lovin me,im eternally greatful
Crazy Busy Drama-filled Day
So today started out crazy, woke up late, had traffic court, got there late, but that got continued because the police lady didn't show, and then went to open my business bank account. Then came 10am! LOL   So when I get back to the house (I work out the house, yay for being self-employed!) I find out a whole plethora of family drama went on while I was gone.  The basic run-down with screaming phone calls went like this:   Sister's ex-husband filed for sole custody of their son. In the course of the discovery, they found out that she was fired from Chili's for stealing, and that she has not been showing up for her Court-ordered drug testing. She tested positive for something when she was arrested for shoplifting and mandated to go to Drug Court. Violating that is 30-90 days in jail. On top of that, she has 3 outstanding warrants for traffic tickets in Jefferson and Orleans. She's very lucky that the process server wasn't a Sheriff's Deputy, because she would have been arrested on t
Things I Don't Have To Think About Today (by John Scalzi)
I stole this from John Scalzi's blog, because it's incredible and I think everyone should read it.     Today I don’t have to think about those who hear “terrorist” when I speak my faith.Today I don’t have to think about men who don’t believe no means no.Today I don’t have to think about how the world is made for people who move differently than I do.Today I don’t have to think about whether I’m married, depending on what state I’m in.Today I don’t have to think about how I’m going to hail a cab past midnight. Today I don’t have to think about whether store security is tailing me.Today I don’t have to think about the look on the face of the person about to sit next to me on a plane.Today I don’t have to think about eyes going to my chest first.Today I don’t have to think about what people might think if they knew the medicines I took.Today I don’t have to think about getting
Crazy Lips Made Me! :p
Okay, not really... But she DID ask us to... Click here and play the game. Then post your results. My results:   Rock on! Shawn
Jews And Drinking
Why do some people have the mistaken assumption that Jews don't drink.  A. Don't know B. Don't care to know
Another Righteous One..
 Shell: nooooooooo don't do that 7:42pm more To  Shell: and why not? 7:43pm reply  Shell: I have it up on my status not too 7:44pm more To  Shell: i have a status too, read it 7:44pm reply  Shell: I want my god mode to last longer than 2 days u polishing and bombing will make it run faster I want it to last a week 7:44pm reply  Shell: NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!! 7:45pm more To  Shell: my god mode about over, im not gonna reach my 10 mill cause everyone has their bomb folders closed 7:46pm reply  
Statuses I Love Or Love To Hate
Ah, Fu statuses..... some are good, some are bad, and some are just plain ugly. I'm starting a collection. I like to categorize, so I came up with these categories LOL (feel free to suggest more, I'm diggin keeping these blogs updated!): POINT HOAR BEGGING I'M BORED (WAHHHHH) NAUGHTY/RAUNCHY THIS STATUS ROCKS I will not post who said what, only what they said.  HOWEVER, some statuses may be obvious....  If you see any that tickle your fancy, please PM me and i will add! Happy reading! (and giggling I hope, rawrrrr) POINT HOAR BEGGING   "I will pay you 35 mil and pimp you out for a god mode bling" (as IF LOL) "Send me a 25 credit bp and you might get a little sumthin sumthin" "Pimp me out and I will change your diapers when your old!" (LMAO) "I will rate ALL pics, Alteruize, pimp for 2 wks, 20 mil, add to family, for a god mod bling :)" "GOD MODE ON.. Come Luv On It.. Then Go Luv On My Awesome Family.. LIKE ME.. Bein Green Is Fun.. Want My Points For 12 H
Ego Stroking
Every now and then, people needs a lil ego stroke, some more then others. I myself am guilty of that. Some need that ego stroke to validate who they r and are willing to do what ever it take to get it and maybe even regret how they do it. This past month I have learned that how people see u , doesn't validate or verifiy who you are or sould change how u see urself. If u don't see urself in a positive way, theres nothing anyone can say or do to make u see other wise. God created everyone to be just as they are and its up to us to find our purpose in life and know we're beautiful just as we are. I once heard someone say ," take the time to look at urself in the mirror every morning and with each day you will begin to love who u see" By you doing that, confidents will begin to build and will start to radiate so bright, other can't help but to notice and it will make you stronge enough to fight the ergue to search for other peoples validation of ur beauty. So with that being said, keep ur
Alice Cooper Goes To Hell
    This much overlooked rock-opera has been uploaded to my web server for your listening pleasure... Most people only know the title track, and are missing out on a cleverly written and entertaining story when taken as a whole.
Low Key
I'm siting on my bed listening to a band called Electric Wizard, who can best be described as Black Sabbath on acid, which led me to go over the types of music I find myself listening to the most.   doom stoner rock post rock post metal drone ambient even ambient drone doom   I'm at my happiest when immersed in minor-keyed guitar and heavy bass radiating at bone-shaking decibel levels from extremely large speakers. In the summer I wear black in the sun and soak up heat without a whimper of complaint , which seems to bother people around me because I'm almost always asked if I'm baking (and has nothing to do with music, but I felt it worth mentioning).   The universe around us exists in the form of energy levels and vibrations of varying frequency, and me, I'm tuned low key.
Need Your Help!
My little brother and his fiance are trying to win an egagement session (photography). They are behind in votes. You can easily vote! Just click the link and you will see the poll. Vote for Michael and Jennifer. It's that easy. Just one click!   C'mon FuPeeps! I know we can knock the voting out tha ballpark! :)
Word Association
Attention Sluts
It's been a while since I've entered anything! No one ever reads these, I know, but writing things out makes me feel better. Maybe there's a fubar fairy that reads every little thing entered. I dunno. But anyway.... Today's rant: Attention sluts. You know them. You know how they work. They update their status constantly, sometimes not even changing it just so it shows up in the bar tab. "HIII - LOOK AT MEEEE!!!" I know it's not gender-specific either, but since I have more female than male friends on here, I see female attention-seekers far more often. Also, since I don't have boobs, guys aren't vying for my attention! We all know how the leveling game is played on here, and I'm not going to knock anyone for wanting to achieve Oracle status. Hell, I've gotten caught up in the point-collecting also. I'm one of those who buys their own special powers bling - I never beg or ask my friends to spend their hard-earned money on me. I rate plenty of family and friend's photos to help them le
Lance Rant #2
Next on my list of hate?ASSHOLES! making a right turn at a stoplight when I'm walking across. you see, I have the little tiny green guy on the sign across the street saying "hey lance, come on over, it's been awhile. oh? don't worry bout other cars. I got your back man" then some cockass starts to make his right turn. all while looking I stop. he stops half way. we lock eyes. I slowly start to walk again. just then he steps on the gas a bit and inches again. causing me to he stops again. Eyes lock once more.... by the time I finally make it to the other side? my little green walking friend on the sign is gone. now I'm greeted by some lame ass. flashing red hand who can't make up his mind....fuck you car. fuck you.....  
  If   If there were words  to express the depths of my heart would they guild the clouds  with sunshine after rain? If there were shades of every color, would this be enough to pour out the landscape of my world? If there were days enough to hold the silver thread running rampant through my heart, would you listen to the quiet murmurs  and hear the hidden thoughts that travel like a liquid thunder storm of hope? The constance of strength like a soft wind courses like blood through my veins and I am succored. The slating  of a rampant thirst whisks the darkness to replace with vibrant shades of "Yes, it is enough just to be."   Janelle Gregory 2009
Kitties Don't Do Daylight Savings Time
One bad thing about setting the clocks back;  Cats don't know about daylight savings time.  So here it is not nom time by the clock and I am getting "Oh daddy, did you forget what time it is?" luvins...
T Shirt Quilt - In Progress
Front    Back
He Doesn't Seem Too Sure
Fubar Friends Request #98     hi hru iam see your all pics ru sooo beautiful ,,, girl n iam like u your body .. ru very sexy and sexy body your .. ok .. this my id .. u add meee iam see u ... full_*** full_*** ... this my id yahoo n hotmail .. add mee n email mee ok iam w8ingt     So is he saying that he's a transsexual? And why is he asking if I'm sexy? How do I know that sort of thing? Also, who is hru?
Facebook Cyber Sex
I'm trying to connect with my cool friends from here so add me on Facebook if I love you.   My name comes up as "Anthony Stephen."  It's my porno stage-name.
Thursday - November 11, 2010
I am auctioning off my points for Thursday the 11th of November.... This auction will close at 6PM CST on November 11th, 2010.... The points will be given from 6:30 PM til 6:30 AM.... This will allow for a reset which will generate more rates; thus more points.... Please leave only auction bids in the comments section below.... Thank you and have a wonderful day/night....  
Love isn't an earned thingyet only the ones worthy enough to you are loved by you. Love isn't because of the way he/she looks, talks, actsbut is because of how they make you feel. Love begets no fear, no jealousy, no haste;it is good and timeless. Love shouldn't be taken for grantedbut given freely regardless of age,gender, religion, or ethnicity. Love is neither a noun,verb, or descriptive in any way; it just is. Without it,there is no beginning yet with it,there is no end. Love is just something we have, we do, we are... Love is trust;unequivicable trust. Trust in that you can be you and they can be themselves and there is no judgement or fear of being wrong. Love is free but comes at a price of committment, patience, acceptance, and trust. Lose any of thatand you lose the one thingthat took so long to culminate. Love is the most beautiful thing ever to be created; to include life itself. It is borne from a mothers womb, a father's first vision of his child, someon
What Your Favorite Color Says About You.
So what's your fav. color say about you? When I saw this I was a bit skeptical til I read what my Fav. color said about me. Hmmmm.. was pretty acurate! LOL So how acurate is yours??? Comments welcome. :)   Most of us have a favorite color. Maybe you’re drawn to sky blue because it makes your eyes stand out or you find forest green particularly comforting. Whatever the case, your preferred hue can reveal a lot about what makes you tick. And the same holds true for the people you date — you’d probably have a different impression of a date if he or she said, “My favorite color is yellow” versus “My favorite color is black.” That’s because color speaks a powerful, silent language. And I can help you understand it. I’m a success coach and best-selling author of Simple Spells for Love and other books, and I’ve studied color theory. So, look up your favorite color below — then, your date’s best-loved shade &mda
Are You Absolutely Sure?!
This is a test.. It is only a test! If it had been an actual blog you would have been given too much information and expected to buy me stuff.   Thank you for participating in this test of the Emergency Blog System.   I love you
I spent $80 at the super market >>30 of it was a ham.Srsly.And this thing was about 1/5th my size.How could I resist?Now...I hate ham.uuh... well.That's not a true statement.I hate "ham" unless its spam or shaved lunch meat. I hate ham steak.I think it had something to do with how my mom cooked and served it, but ham and beans, ham sandwiches, ham fried rice-sign me up.This is a Ham. As in bones, and a ton of skin and juice.I also noticed when I got back from visiting my folks, that I am always hungry.Over at their house, there is usually something to eat.No matter how late it is.I'll be carving this beast a smidge.I'm confident I can fit him in my oven and roasting rack.... but I'd prefer to get him in my hugenormous dutch oven.Why?I'm going to make a glaze of RC cola.... and maybe some ginger...and some ... uh that should be plenty.Alton Brown uses Dr. Pepper.Morimoto uses Coke.I like RC.So... cut him down a bit, huck him in a pot with cola in it. Bake.... I probably don't actually h
Lances Fanfuckingtastic Rant Issue #7
That there hasn't been a gem of a summer song like LFO's "Summer Girls" since it came out in 1999. (Don't you wish there was an international font for sarcasm?)After hearing Katy Perry's new Grammy deserving song "California Gurls" it got me thinking about what my favorite songs of summers past are. Jimmy Buffet comes to mind, as does almost every country song known to man, the Beach Boys, even a little Tupac. But then it hit me, like a wave of 90's hair gel: "Summer Girls."I started thinking, I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch! Chinese food totally makes ME sick!!! And oh my god, it's totally fucking fly when girls stop by for the SUMMER!! EEEEEEEEEEEIIII!!!!!!! That's totes my jam!No really, let's get down to the nitty gritty, the pure brilliance to this song of the century. Let's dissect some of my favorite lyrics.... Hip hop marmalade (Love it on my toast in the morning) spic and span, Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did
Just Something I Wrote A Long Time Ago.
A rose called love   Love is a rose, it's an old cliché... but it's true anyway... It grows no matter where you plant it... in good soil or bad... If it is not tended, it will wither and die... Or turn bitter and thorny... Or even surprise you with a big bright bloom where none should be. But tend it carefully, feed it, and keep the weeds away... And patiently watch it grow... And soon you are surrounded by your own beautiful garden of love roses.
You And Whose Army?
1) Put your iPod/Windows Media Player on Shuffle -Check 2)2For each answer push the next button for your answer - Check 3)YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS - Yeah, Okay. Check 4)Tag 20 friends - I dun wanna 5)Everyone tagged must do the same thing - :P ____________________________________________________________________ 1.) If someone says "Are you okay" you say? Beneath Below - Isis 2.) How would you describe yourself? Haven't Got A Clue - The Flaming Lips 3.) What do you like in a Guy/Girl? Trilateral Commission As Dinner Guests - Omar Rodriguez Lopez 4.) How do you feel today? Incident At Gate 7 - Thievery Corporation 5.) What is your life's purpose? Roll Right - Rage Against The Machine 6.) What's your motto? After Shock (Chaos Never Died) - Praxis 7.) What do your friends think of you? Constructing Towers - Isis 8.) What do your parents think of you? Guilty - Alice Cooper 9.) What do you think about very often? In The Arms Of God - Corr
This Should Be Interesting
THE RULES1) Put your iPod/Windows Media Player on Shuffle2) For each answer push the "Next" button for your answer3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS4) Tag 20 friends5) Everyone tagged must do the same thing____________________________________________________________________1.) If someone says "Are you okay" you say: Go hard--DJ Khaled ft K. West and TPAIN  2.) How would you describe yourself? King of Rock--Run DMC  3.) What do you like in a Guy/Girl?  The Humpty Dance--Digital Underground  4.) How do you feel today? We on Fire--Lloyd Banks ft G-Unit 6.) What's your motto? Go-Common 7.) What do your friends think of you? Heard em Say-K.West ft Adam Levine 8.) What do your parents think of you? Freak Momma-Mudhhoney ft Sir Mix-a-Lot 9.) What do you think about very often? Nuthin but a G Thang-Snoop Dogg Ft Dr.Dre 10.) What is 2+2? Come close-Common 11.) What do you think about your best friend? Tearz-Wu Tang Clan 12.) What is your life story? Su
Jason Ma-love
Now Hollywood wants to make you think they know what love is.But I'm a tell you what true love is.Love is not what you see in the movies.Its not the ecstasy, its not what you see in that sceneyou know what I mean? I'm telling you right now, true love is sacrifice.Love is thinking about others before you think about yourselfLove is selfless not selfish. Love is God and God is love.Love is when you lay down your life for anotherWhether for your brother, your mother, your father or your sisterIts even laying down your life for your enemies,That's unthinkable, but think about thatLove is trueThink.ChorusI'll put you in front of meSo everybody can seeMy love, this is my loveI know that I'll be alrightAs long as you are my guideMy love, this is my loveLove is patient, love is kind.It does not envy, it does not boastIt is not proud. Love is not rude, it is not self-seekingIt is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongsYou see love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.It
It's 1.02 pm. For me...that's the equivalent of a normal person who works a nine to five job being awake at 4 am still with no sleep in sight. And this brings up why I am awake. A great friend and coworker was in a serious car accident this morning. She also happened to have her two year old little boy with her. And she is pregnant as well. Thankfully everyone left the scene, by some miracle with minimal injuries. But the heartache I felt while I sat in that office waiting to hear was nearly more then I could bear. I stayed at work instead of going and seeing for myself that she was ok. I was able to do more good there. So my twelve hour night turned into a 16 hour night, providing me even more time to ponder what's been running through my clustered mind of late, bringing us to our next topic. There's a lot going on right now. A lot of Real Life stuff that most don't know about. Some do. Those that do, understand my dilemma as well as my heartache. I doubt anyone truly knows the imp
Pedro Is Thankful
I am thankful. I am thankful for my family, the ones that support me, the ones that are there for me, even if we arent related by blood. I am thankful for having my health.  Even if it's not perfect, for the most part I am doing well. I am thankful for having a good job, even in this economy, I have a good steady job with a nice paycheck. I am thankful for music, it takes what I am feeling and puts it in words, and uh, music. I am thankful for my sense of humor, life may kick me in the ass, but I can laugh about it. I am thankful for my brain, for being able to figure out just about anything I need to. I am thankful for alcohol for being able to shut off my brain from time to time. I am thankful for the sun on my face, the wind in my hair, and a full tank of gas. I am thankful for you, even if I don't say you by name, you know who you are. I am thankful.
So, I'm In Love... A Lot
with a much younger gay man.. mmm Adam Lambert... He's a sexy little fucker... rawrs does that make me a gay man in a woman's body ? cuz thats kinda hot too... fuck...      mi gusta the guy liner
Work It Out
Random thought.  Should I start a blog where I write down what I did for a workout that day.  I could post it daily, and that way if I don't post you could nag me about not going to the gym.  Anyone else who wants to do the same, I'll nag them about it.   Or am I just being dumb again?
when we dance he tells me words not like any other words                                                                                                              he takes me from under my arms and plants me on a cloud and the black rain in my eyes , drops and drops......heavily he takes me with him to an evening with a rosy balconies  and me like a child o his hands , like a father carried by the wind he offers me the sun, the summer and a flock of swallows he tells me i am a master piece and i worth thousand stars and that i am a treasure and the most beautiful painting that he ever saw he tells me things that makes me forget the dance and the steps  words , which overturn my history... and make me a woman in the moments he built me castles of elusions where i live only for a moment  and i get back to the table, having nothing except words................
Real Life...fu Life
Well it seems someone has to show people the difference between real life and fu life because it seems people  have forgotten.  Here on fu we lie, we cheat, we steal, we beg, and nothing else seems to matter cause its just a website anyways. In real life we work, we pay bills, we live our lives to what we can and do the best at it. Now it's when you bring em both together seem to get things twisted and butthurt over. If you have a relationship in real life then it shouldnt matter what people think on here, if someone writes about you on here does it really matter in real life? Not really cause its the net and people don't give a damn. Seriously people get a damn life and know the difference this place is for fun for us to get away from real life. If you got drama leave it before you come on here or thats all you will get. Now go back to your fu lives and have fun :p 
For Love Of All That's Brutal   Wicked and vile, misbegotten symphony  a malevolent cacophony the brutal nature speaks to me. The beast awakes the limbs  shake my lust is not yet slaked again I draw from the well deep and righteous proud and frightless bending to the nightkiss my love in all it's atrocity my perfect animosity I feel at once reborn In spite of all your scorn feed me.
Immigrant Song By Led Zeppelin
Ah, ah, We come from the land of the ice and snow, From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. Hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new land, To fight the horde, sing and cry: Valhalla, I am coming! On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore. Ah, ah, We come from the land of the ice and snow, From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore, Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are young overlords. On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore. So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins, For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.
I Wish You Could!
I Wish You CouldI wish you could see the sadness of a business-man as his livelihood goes up in flames, or that family returning home, only to find their house and belongings damaged or destroyed. I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen beneath you burns. I wish you could comprehend a wife’s horror at 3 a.m. as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively that it is too late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke ~ sensations that I have become too
Restless minds with restless thoughts. Sick of fighting this fight I’ve always fought. Change is what I need. A different sense of prosperity. Not of individuality But through community It’s time to rise together, let them hear our voice Because you must understand, we DO have a choice Leave your differences aside, like religion and race People rise up to make this world a better place. Let’s stop the oppression! Through unification! Rise up and fight the GOOD fight And I promise at the end of that hurtful road there will be light. The most beautiful light that you could ever fathom… Well, I have a word for that. It’s called FREEDOM!
[so Yesterday...]
I lost one of the brass I Ching coins on my necklace.The damn clasp has been wonky for ... the last several monthsand it came off in my sleep- and the coins rolled off for the umpteenth time and I woke up- scrambled to find all threeand... one never showed up.Pulled my bed out from the corner, patted around, got my glasses onsifted through old clothes on the I'm not wearing it.And its WEIRDlike phantom limb syndrome or somethingI keep pawing at my neck and its NOT THERE!!!*sigh*I kept saying "damn I need a new chain""damn I need a new chain""Damn! I need a new chain".*more sigh*Anyway, when I couldn't sleep last night, I actually got the nerve up to look for meatof all things online.And I found some fairly cheap wholesale venison.Couldn't find mutton.But yeah... whole duck, whole duck foe groisse... and fuck you I'm not going to check the spelling on that.domestic substitute for Jamon Serrano ham (and Jamon Serrano for double the price)Buffalo.Mate Tea.I was pretty s
Airport Security
FINALLY - A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . .The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . . "Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight number 1234. Shalom!"
My Ass!!!!
If I choose to stick my ass in the air for all to see that is my right!!!! If I want to show my body! that is my right! if you dont like the way I look then don't fucking look at me!!!!    I am NOT your baby girl.. your hun.. your sugar!!! Im not looking for a booty call! a hookup! or ways to show my pussy so that you might hit my like button more than once!!!   Fuck all you haters!!!! Lots of love to my lovers :)  And If I prefer military guys get the fuck over it!!! ITs my choice! dont tell me why I shouldn't like them!!!!    
A Morning Rant.
So this morning as I sit down with my first cup of coffee I begin to chat with a couple of "friends" on here. I say "friends" because on here, the internet in general, I barely know most of you. And that's ok, that is what the internet is for. Anonymous chatting with people we would never get to met in our "real" lives. I recieve a message in my shoutbox that just says "bigins". Ok first of all LEARN to spell. Secondly, when in today's society did that become acceptable behavior? I mean honestly you would never walk up to a woman in the grocery store and say nice tits. And if you would then you have many more problems then I'm prepared to address here. In today's circle of internet etiquette I notice that many people, men and women, say things behind the screen they would never say in the "real" world. Why is that? Is it because you feel safe? Is it because we're so sex starved and deprived we don't care? Or is it just a lack of manners? Why is it that here I'm very passive and usual
His Great Hope
There He was, alone amidst the sweeping waves and stormy Seas of life. His soul tossing and turning, regretting past mistakes, missed opportunities, and failure. The Dark Clouds of the abyssmal Sea looked bleak. He was destined, for sure, to die slowly as He sunk below the water. It was coming, He knew. The skies were getting darker as the time went by. He succumbed to the notion of His own demise. He had nothing. Then, She came.... Right before His eyes, the sky parted in a majestical scene. A ray of warm sunshine beamed down on His face and gave Him warmth. It was an odd feeling, having spent what seemed like an eternity in the cold vastness of an empty abyss. The feeling was queer. It was a feeling He hadn't felt in a long time, so long that He wanted to be afraid, wanted to find a dark spot. He got used to the dark. It shielded Him for so long from the light of his past transgresions. In this light that was blessing Him, He wondered what to do. What was happening and why was it
Night Stalker
It was unusually dark outside with clouds hiding the moonQuiet too, eerily quiet, as if nature itself knew something was wrongIf you listened carefully though you could hear his breathingEven though he was practically holding his breath, trying to not make a soundLying there in the tall grass with his night vision gogglesCamera lenses for taking pictures in the darkWhere he was lying was perfectly angled to see inside her roomHis infatuation had just walked in and was slowly undressingShe stripped so elegantly as if she were putting on a show just for himThis was the sixth night he was her private audienceHe is almost confident enough for the next stepFor their first meeting, face to faceOh how he longs for the day he can come out of the darkHe knows she will be so excited to see himYes, That night draws near
Woman Calling The Kettle Black
I was married for 24 years.  I am old school in that when I ask or tell my children to do something no questions ask.  When my oldest daughter turn 9 I was not allowed to discipline her or make her mind she had run of the home.  Tracy my wife became cold and frigid and let my oldest do anything she wanted to.  During are early years of marriage I worked long hours and was back in college and it made it rough in the home, because I was trying to improve my education and take care of my family.  During are younger years I made some mistakes and she made some mistakes, but when my daughter took over the home at age 9 and when I would come home from work at night and find my wife in bed crying and I would go and comfort her and asked why she was crying she could not get are two daughters to do their chores.  As a father I felt it was my responsibility to go and instruct or get on them about not doing what their mother told them to do.  Their mother would get out of bed come into the living
      I need to let you all know that our friend Becca has passed away this week. "Pervert Proof" was her profile name.    She disappeared last weekend and I went on a search for her. After calling the jails and hospitals, I was told that she was a patient at one of the hospitals here. I went to visit her to find out what happened, and was told she was in an ICU unit in a coma. I could only see her through a window. She was hit by a drunk driver as she was driving home from work.  I won't go into gruesome details of her appearance as we all wish to remember her beauty as she is in Heaven. But after fighting for her life for several days, she could no longer hold on. She went with God on Thursday. She was, is, and always will be my best friend. She had a way of letting you feel loved no matter how much you screw up. She understood the power of the heart. She understood the power of friendship. She is a part of my family. I will miss the conversations with my friend. Her appearances
Toasted For Time Management
Was feelin lazy and tired today after last nights outing. There wasnt squat to eat in the house without lengthy preparations, so I ran up to the local 7-11. They have this new super broiler that can fix a pizza in merely 5 mins. I went inside and told the guy workin the food side I would like one, and if they could start it for me, I was going to go fill up at the pump while they were doing that, and would pay for it after I got back in, as there were several people in line now. Anyway, did that, and came back in, and by luck only 1 person was in line ahead of me. The girl had the register then, so the guy comes out and offers his hand saying "thank you". Of course Im confused, but shook his hand and said "yea?". He went on to say "you did a good thing there, giving me a chance to put your food on in between customers when convenient while you went and took care of something else. You dunno how many people cant or wont concentrate on more than one thing, and will stand there waiting
Her Arrival Part I
  She adjusted her seatbelt as the announcement was made over the plane's intercom to prepare for landing... she could feel the nervous butterflies in the pit of her stomach as she momentarily panicked... what was she thinking of when she agreed to travel across the states to meet with a man from online... yes they had spoken on the phone and they had chatted online for a long time... but reality hit her... how much did she really know him? she felt the tension of the plane's speed as the wheels touched to the ground... her hands nervously clinging to each other as the plane slowed and made it's way to the terminal... she watched out her window and wondered if he was looking out toward the plane... feeling the same nervous tension in meeting her... she stood and reached into the overhead compartment for her bag when the plane finally stopped at the terminal gateway and set it down on the seat as she checked herself one last time... making sure the cotton eyelet white b
Sexy Sirens Infoblog With My Commentary And Translation.
Please note, the parentheses is my translation so enjoy. Sexy Siren info Hello, Thank you for your interest in participating as a Sexy Siren.(Thank you for being a woman with extremely low self esteem, and boosting mine by being in my little clique). These "rules" take effect on Jan.01 2011 and will be modified as needed.( These are the guidelines to stay in the clique and coddle the low self esteem you currently have.)Thank You for your patience. Only Ladies will be Friends on this page, participating or not.(I need all the women on fu I can get on a list to hit them up for nude shots).  Though I will not Fan you unless you are participating.(I don't care if you need points, you aren't getting any more than you deserve). The Sexy Sirens are the Lovely Ladies of Fubar that allow me to post thier photos to help attract attention to thier pages(and my fapping pleasure). As part of that help, the Sirens will be cycled thr
A Love Like Ours
A love like ours   Oh my love can you feel that gentle spring rain and how it beads down our necked flesh. As you pull me to you I feel our temperatures rise and how wonderful your lips feel pressed against mine. I feel your hands roaming radically over my body so afraid you might leave a place untouched. I feel your lips slowly move to my neck these soft sweet kisses causes a sweet wetness between my legs. Your lips slowly move down my body I see you look up to gaze into my eyes. To my surprise you gently grab my ankle to place it on your shoulder. Now I am placed snuggly between you and a tree. I feel your tongue at my wonderful sweet spot gently but radically I feel your tongue move about my clit I moan with sheer delight unable to stop my body from quivering how my body aches in a pleasurable way. The next thing I know you are placing my clit into your mouth sucking and gently nibbling it in such a way unable to hold back I squirt deep into your mouth and to my surprise you suck
So I'm sick...AGAIN. I'm sooooo tired of this shit. Seems like every other week I'm getting sick. Yesterday I woke up with a sore throat, and today my glands are swollen to the size of golf balls and my throat is raw. I currently have a mix of: -Emergen-c -Oxy -Dayquil -Doxycycline and -Herbal remedy in me...   I refuse to be sick for christmas, this is bullshit. the people who keep bitching about what *I'M* doing wrong all the time...friendship is a two way street. You expect ME to call always, ME to email always, ME to be sitting in front of my computer 24/7 and if I don't then it's world war 3...if you're not available or if you have something pressing going on in your life it's fine for you to disappear for any length of time. You need to understand that I have a life, I have people who count on me, and I have a set schedule that I adhere to every week. Time differences make a huge difference as well. Especially, say, a 15 hour time difference. When you're a
My Nickname By My Real Brother And His Club....lmao
I Am Writing this Thanks To You Chrissy,lmao...How We got on this Subject I Do Not Know...Oh yeah Kicking Peoples Ass....And I Said I Am a Lover not a Fighter....And It takes alot to Make me Mad...But the Easiest way would be to Mess with those Ones that I Love....Im Sure We all can vouch for that....But anyways I Worked at My Brothers Club [Dewalkers]...for 16 Months...Its Closed Now,cause they Sold it...But Anyways It was a Great Experience and I Met alot of Nice Peeps during that time....But I had Been Working there for about 2 Months and DJ-ing and Bouncer and then they were another bouncer we called Big Bam cause He was Huge and he was from Alabama...But anyways My Brother this Night had Hollered My Name-and of Course My Brother-I Ran over to see what was Up....He said Bobby!!!! get him.....lmfao...and I turn looked at the guy and back at My Brother-I said Bro are You Sure?He said Yes!!!I Looked back at the Guy and back at My Brother and said are You Sure?He said Yes!!! Get Him!!!
Eating An Airborne Tablet At Work
I'm being an idiot here... trying not to make a lot of noise because I'm at work and my friend Carl gave me (another) airborne tablet to eat because he found it hard to believe I ate the last one instead of dissolving and drinking it.     I also posted it here for people who can't see the video in the blog 
I suffered a mini stroke, Thursay the 16th of December, I got out of the hospital yesterday the 19th, I wouldn't wish it on my WORST enemy.  I hope everyone is okay.  I also hope my next year on this planet will be better than this one.  May G-d bless everyone with good and happiness, and less pain, mental and physical.
Empty Chairs, The Reflection
Some may remember what happened last year, for those that dont and care to find out it can be found here... Ive felt the loom of the holiday approaching for some time,  and have done my best to occupy myself and my mind. But inevitably it is something I must face when I return home. Ive processed and rationalized it in my mind, maybe to burn myself out and just be numb so that I can muddle thru. But as the time draws nearer, I am consumed with this mixture of dread & loss, and things being out of place and incomplete. I feel...drastic. The more I contemplate, the more I feel I must get away. A struggle between the part of me that feels I must pay homage,  the obligation to display and share your pain in the presense of your kindred, vs the rational need to represent &  be productive thru a life well lived, in tribute. To understand this, you must know my father. We're talking about a guy that got up and left thanksgiving dinner after
Norad Tracks Santa.
The story behind   NORAD Tracks Santa, the official name of the program, began in 1955 when a Colorado Springs newspaper ad invited kids to talk to Santa on a hotline. The phone number had a typo, and dozens of kids wound up dialing the Continental Aerospace Defense Command in Colorado Springs, the predecessor to NORAD. The officers on duty played along and began passing along reports on Santa's progress. It's now a cherished ritual at NORAD, a joint U.S.-Canada command that monitors the North American skies and seas from a control center at Peterson. "It's really ingrained in the NORAD psyche and culture," said Canadian Forces Lt. Gen. Marcel Duval, the deputy commander of NORAD, who pitches in to field French-language calls on Christmas Eve. "It's a goodwill gesture from all of us, on our time off, to all the kids on the planet." Duval is careful to say that tracking Santa doesn't interfere with the work of watching out for enemy threats to the North American cont
As I sit here in the morning listening to the songs of the bird It is a sound from Heaven. One more sweet than  I have heard.         God is talking to His children saying to stop and take a look Listen to the voice of creation and go read it in My Book.       He will give us such contentment in our Soul each day we live If we will but just accept Him and to Him our life we give.     He will help us through our sorrow He will help us through our grief He will, from all life's problems give us sweet comforting relief.       So let us, as the birds do Give God our life, our thoughts our need He will see that all is ready If we follow where He leads.
Hny X2
Sydney harbor proved to be all expected and more last night, with 13mil in attendance, and 7 tons/5mil$ in fireworks. Stayed for both the 9pm show and the midnight finale. Camped down in Lady Macquarie's Chair and the royal botanical gardens. I couldnt get over these huge bats that just flutter around in the day just as birds in the park anywhere else. The cockatoos obviously were unnerved by the mass of ppl in their normally quiet haven, as their screeching their protest in the treetops...or perhaps they were just joining in the hoopla?? Im going with the latter. Much to tell but no time. Its new years day here, and heading to Bondi to relax and recover. Everyone back stateside should be gearing up for their countdown in the coming hours. Be safe and have a blast whatever you may do. Happy 2011 !  
Fu Life Vs. Real Life
Fu Life Vs. Real Life We've all seen it. In actual day to day circumstances we are taught to respect ourselves, to respect others, to be our own people and to never ever sacrifice what we believe. Fu every day life is something completely different... We learn to sacrifice real connections to manipulate and bullshit our way to the top of a ladder that doesn't exist ( not saying 100% have done so, but we all know its a common occurrence ). Don't get me wrong I like fubar as much as the next person, but I have always refused to lower my standards to please the majority. As a female fu member, I am expected to personally exploit myself to be rewarded. If that was what fu was based on in its creation isn't for me to say. All I can judge on is what it is now. I love the actual friends I've made here, as a gamer I respect the obstacles to leveling. What I don't respect or condone is what has become expected of us. If people are willing and want to do whatever it is that they do on here, t
Relentless   Quit is a foreign word to me. You might as well speak fuckin Farsi. Hydraulic in nature, machining a creature. Drive in and out daily.  I keep my motor clean. Well, not clean exactly,  but murderously efficient. Animosity Engine. Enemy mine. Stand in the way and you sign the dotted line. It's your death warrant this time. Too bad, so sad, he had so much potential. But it looks like this time he took the wrong angle. Take you by your ankles, hold you over the cliff to dangle. I said I'd kill you last, but I lied. They say music soothes the savage beast. I guess I never tried.  
An Ass Wrote Me A Song
I have never had anyone write me a song before, but today a user thought I deserved a song. I am not the only one who has received his loving words, so I want to share with everyone this oh so great man and his "thoughtful" words.   dork: Well I'm hungry, hungry and your pussy looks so good I wanna suck your asshole, wanna piece of...? I don't even care if your on the bloody rag I'll eat you buttplug, come on sit on my face I wanna eat you out, baby eat you out Open up your legs baby, I wanna eat you out Eat you out, baby eat you out I don't care if it's runny and I don't care if it smells Eat you out, baby eat you out I wanna stick my tongue in you and suck your cunt juice out Don't wanna finger fuck you, stick my dick inside of you I'd rather? Fat or ugly it looks like you don't care If your young or old, you gotta cunt? I'll lick you there (chorus) I wanna put my tongue so far inside of you Drink your piss and cum and you can drink mine too Wanna eat your shit, you can eat my diar
Nude Or Clothed
Is it true that some women look sexier fully clothed?
Questioning Media Portrayal
Dare I ask the general Fubar crowd this...? Why is it that chicks in music videos and related media almost ALWAYS have perfectly nice, but big-huge boobs..? Is that the honest preference of most of the male population? And, even when they are very obviously fake, guys seem to go gaga over them.. No wonder plastic surgery is popular!
My Sacrafice...
Whenever I spill a drink, I simply exclaime "for the gods!"   When I spill it a second or third time, I say "The gods are particularly thirsty today..."
Call It What U Like
I kick off my shoes and leave them lying on the floor, my feet are sore from wearing my heels so I gently rub them while sitting on the edge of the bed. My hands rub my neck as it feels tired and sore, and my eyes close for a brief second just so they can wake up. I turn on the shower and watch the water start to power through I place underneath and let the water bring my fingers back to life, and feel the water turn warmer. The door slams just as my feet step into the shower, my head goes underneath and I feel the warmth run down my body sending a warm Shriver down my spine, my eyes close as it runs through my hair and down my face, slowly I open them and find him standing there, I see him watching me, watching how my hands move across my body as the water catches me, watching how the water catches and run down my body, his eyes moving up and down, his lips becoming dry. I take the soap and slowly begin to move it around my neck, moving down my to my boobs, lathering it up around my
Christmas Blast
I submitted my blast for approval, it will be my first one.. so watch for it please..catch a screen shot for me if you can.. Go Packers! oh and good morning, i has my coffee. I read about 30 quotes from some random website and i think i chose an important thought for my blast, at least its important for me at the moment.  kids are off to school and i need to call a company I applied for a job with..wish me luck its cold out, damned cold front engulfing half the united states.   thats about all i got for now.. I havent made a blog in a while..idky   as you were
My Bestie
I got some sad news from my best friend Her Gram is not doing well, and they don't expect her to last the night :(
Valentine's Day...
Just a simple note...Boycott that shit...because let's be serious...It's expensive, time consuming, most women are never happy with it and the pussy received to money spent ratio just never equals out correctly...
Rules And Guidlines For Family
Just got a call a bit ago from dad and gran is doing worse today, there are a couple of test the doctors want to do but she is weak and they cant do a test on her heart that they are wanting to do because of that and the fact it is a dye based test and her kidneys cant filter out the dye, she also has fluid in her lungs now and has just about quit eating. Her breathing is about the same. Dad said she looked a lot worse today and her spirits were not well. Will update again when something changes. Thanks again for you who have been there and continue to be, means more than you know.
wtf is this!?!?!?
I totally (h) this song.
Please Read This And Block This Guy
1:08pmreplydork: Well I'm hungry, hungry and your pussy looks so good I wanna suck your asshole, wanna piece of...? I don't even care if your on the bloody rag I'll eat you buttplug, come on sit on my face I wanna eat you out, baby eat you out Open up your legs baby, I wanna eat you out Eat you out, baby eat you out I don't care if it's runny and I don't care if it smells Eat you out, baby eat you out I wanna stick my tongue in you and suck your cunt juice out Don't wanna finger fuck you, stick my dick inside of you I'd rather? Fat or ugly it looks like you don't care If your young or old, you gotta cunt? I'll lick you there I wanna put my tongue so far inside of you Drink your piss and cum and you can drink mine too Wanna eat your shit, you can eat my diarrhea Wanna... bring your cunt right over here
Chariots Of The Gods
Parts of this may have been made up, but it was still a cool and freaky movie I used to love to see when I was a kid.
My Feet
Chapter 1
I decided I'm going to write a story. I have always wanted to publish a book. By my figuring, I can write at least one page per day and crank them out. I also know someone personally who is an accomplished and published author. I think he would help me out. This is the first chapter of that story. Revised from the first draft. Chapter 1: A dark and stormy night It is a dark and stormy night. White-hot lines of energy sweep down from the clouds in jagged tears, striking the wet earth with terrible vengeance. Odin's warriors shortly follow, thundering through the clouds overhead in a massive reckless charge. On this night, no one is safe. The city below cowers in silence, her purity long-since abandoned. Now, she resembles so much as an aging whore caught in the vice of a lunatic pimp, both of them filled with heroine and living on borrowed time. Again and again, he bludgeons her with his fists, but somewhere inside her grows a spark of life. It is not time yet, though. The
I'm Right Here Ffs
Well today, 4 years ago, I joined CherryTap (earlier I had a Lost Cherry profile but deleted it) so officially today was my 4 year fu-versary. I've met hundreds of people online, some not so memorable, a couple very memorable and long lasting, even possibly moving past online friendship. So why am I blogging with such a sarcastic subject title? I'll tell you. Only 2, that's right 2, even noticed and said something to me. Sure, many have left fubar and talk with me on YIM or even phone, but there are still several who I consider friends that haven't said a peep. Very disappointing, and making me rethink this entire situation. I know I'm not on here 7/24, and I don't park on anyone's page for hours on end with witty banter, spreading blings and blasts. But I do make it a point to say hi to those I all family. It's also true I don't care much to be the center of attention, but there are a couple days out of the year where it would be nice to have friends make that little extra effo
Greetings Fubarians and Neighbors alike:   A few words have been brewing inside me yet, I just could find the right ones to use.  there has been some family matters that has arisen this past two weeks.  I don't you mind me sharing.  First, my older sister is being treated for cancer in the small intestine. Perhaps, all the prays and love offered will bolster her up for the fight to make it.  second, my son lost his girlfriend as she wlaked out on him.  My hope that he stops finding ways to blame himself and just move on. I love him like my own son and just want him and the grandkids to be happy.  Then, there are few friends I would like to say THANK YOU.  First, Marion, thank you for letting me give you a smile each day. Life is struggle but we can all become stronger for it.  Keep hope alive.   Second, Tommie, thank you for be a bro to me.. Lord knows we all need one in this place now and then.  Third, Tuere,  thank for being a cool sister to help to know that someone like y
Shit Like This Cracks Me Up
To MaxCanon: do i know you or something?   cancel Chat 10:53am reply MaxCanon: Nope, just saw you were a friend of Rev Big Johnson   cancel Chat 10:54am more To MaxCanon: yeah no im not sorry dude im not gay   cancel Chat 10:54am reply MaxCanon: Never said you were.   cancel Chat
I always laugh when i see status's that say things like "$25 bling pack to see my naughties" "bling me for access to my private pics" "$65 bling pack gets you a nsfw salute" "buy me a god mode and i will let you see my goods" "buy me this and i will give you my yim" "buy me that and i will give you my messenger, let you text me for 1 hr, let you see me on cam for 5 mins" Really? Do guys really give these fustitutes these things to have a peek at their snatches? Guys really toss money at them just to have a peek at nsfw folders? Why dont these gals have a lil digital sign on their profile "now serving #1032" I speak only for myself when i say if i want to pay to look at snatches or naughty pics i will go to the newstand and buy a playboy or hustler. Not only will i save a ton of cash but I will be guaranteed that the pics i am looking at will be pics taken by a professional photographer and be of a professional model. Not a nasty skank with a yellow cooter thats just dripping with dise
Past Love
I express more with words on paper than I ever could in person It soothes me, calms me, makes everything clear I write to purge my soul of emotions I cannot handle My heart is bleeding out, the memories I created of you The problem with those memories is that they are a fairytale I made you perfect in my mind and forgot your flaws I loved you regardless of them and gave myself to you Our personalities made an interesting match with each other Inspiration, diversity, fire and passion that led to destruction You held back a piece from me that I longed for I gave up and moved on to find someone willing to share I healed and sought out a new friendship with you I needed you again-someone who understands part of me that most don't You need me to accept what you are willing to give I have loved you, lost you, let go of you and need you   Melissa Lay 2009
[i Steal Surveys. The Sun Is Not Out]
Do you like to cuddle?Only if it leads to sex.Who has the ability to hurt you the most emotionally?I'd have to have emotions...Do you cry easily?Nope.Has the last person you kissed ever made you cry?uuh... who was the last person I ki- nope. Ever cried while you were on the phone with that person?Never been on the phone with that person.Are you excited for anything?Robots. I'm always excited about robots. How are you feeling right now?Dozey. Could use more caffeine.What are you doing right now?This.What should you be doing right now?*shrugs* working probably.Are you worried about anything right now?Working probably. And losing my teeth.How do you think this day will be?Uneventful. But I might make Dango.Ever gotten in a car accident?Hah! Hahahahahahahaha.Do you hate the last person you kissed?I barely know her. Apparently she's pregnant and married now.Have you ever been used?Yup.Cheated on?Yup. And anyone that says no, probably hasn't been in a relationship.Who did you last ride
Read Bottom Up (kinda)
people are dumb here i know what you mean=== 'liverjuice' wrote the following at '2011-01-27 21:49:05'..>> a god mode was given to me when they first came out, many people got mad at me cause i was polishing their bling..i can spend money on here for useless crap, but i choose not to.> > and so you know ive made my own game in fubar, i buzzkill people running god mode, if theyre cool and give me an 'lol', or bomb or do nothing within a few minutes ill shit face them, if people complain, pimp slap me, buzzkill me or get other to go after me i laugh and get my amusement! === ' Angel Eyes' wrote the following at '2011-01-27 21:43:41'..> >> > URE A DUMBASS IM 10 SECONDS FROM BLOCKING YOU ITS PATHETIC THE WAY U BUZZ KILL PEOPLE ON GOD MODES WHY CUZ YOU CANT AFFORD EM AND ARE JELOUS? REALLY? THATS NOT MY FAULT NEXT TIME YOU GET THE IDEA TO DO IT DURING SOMEONS HH TO GET ATTENTION THINK ABOUT IT DO IT AFTERWARS I STILL CAN PIMP SLAP YOU ALL NIGHT IF I WANTED TO BUT YOU ARNT WORTH IT and pimp
Fucking Really?
threats against my life over a pimphand? really? (those screenshot will come later)   how did i get 15 friend requests in two hours?     It really annoys me when people show online and wont answer you dont want to talk just fucking say so...   I had entirely to much fun repeatedly smacking my ex...the only contact i have had with him in months lmfaoooooooooo   and now i have to pee..   goodnight.
My Profile Pic
I was told by someone on here that I look like a whore in my profile pic.This was quite disturbing to me considering the person who told me this likes slutty looking women.I can't for the life of me figure him out.Just wondering if anyone out there agree's.I'm a slut because I showed some clevage?
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Not surprisingly Fubar is experiencing technical difficulties.
Borrowed From Peacey
Lets101 Quizzes - blog quizzes
[hungry Like The Wolf]
Well... I'm pretty much on rations.My dad tried to tell me how I could read my tax return to see if I had money coming back but by the sound of it I probably made just enough money to owe.I am hungry as a bastard.I've got one jar of tomato sauce left, from one of those ECONO size cans. I think I'll use it sparingly for a bit, and eat on a lil trick I picked up in nam.Or was it Missouri?Anyway- for this you will require some noodles.>>some creamy peanut butter.Condiment Xand a fork (depending on how you bought your noodles- lets go ahead and pretend like you didn't buy elbow macaroni)Cook noodles, put 2 tablespoons of creamy peanut butter and the noodles in the still hot pan, cook until the  peanut butter incorporates.Eat.Condiment X is your magical gateway in this dishIt can be salt, soysauce, balsalmic vinegar, hot sauceif you think it'll helpput it in.Seriously, creamy peanut butter will keep you alive, and nuts are naturally disproportionate to filling/amount eaten.$2.58 for a jar o
Pope's Organs Are Too Holy To Donate To Mortals, Says Church By Michael Day In Venice (repost)
Benedict XVI has tried to scotch rumours that he carries an organ donor card after his secretary revealed that his ascension to the position of Holy Father means he is no longer able to bequeath his body parts to lesser mortals. On the pontiff's instructions, Monsignor Georg Gaenswein, Benedict's personal secretary, fired off a letter to quell the rumours that started in the Pope's native Germany. "It's true that a simple cardinal can have an organ donor card but, despite public declarations to the contrary, it ceased to apply when he was elected head of the Catholic Church," Mgr Gaenswein said. In 1999, the then-Cardinal Ratzinger said he was on an organ-donor list. "I am available to offer my organs to whoever might need them. It is an act of love, of affection and generosity," he said at the time. And as recently as 2008, three years after being elected pontiff, Benedict attended an international congress on donor transplantation where he repeated his support for o
Al One
Al One   One likes smiles One remembers touches Does any one like One One is only One   One iikes many One likes other one, and two, and other ones But One is here, other ones are there The light square is between one and others   One wants one One needs one One knows of 1 + 1 = 1 One wants to be 1   One spins with arms out One doesn't touch another one Is there one?   All One Al One Alone Lone One    
I Meant To..
Ya... keep this journal going while I was on hiatus, but there was so lil sit down time, going pretty much dawn to dusk with seeing all I could, that I barely had time to unload the phone and the camera to make room for the next day. And since Ive returned, it has been madness playing catchup with work and thngs around the house. Plus the pictures havent really caught up to the blogs yet, so I will append this when it does. Plus seems many have forgotten or never knew why I took off in the first place, and just think Im throwing my travels in their face, rather than simply sharing with them what I have seen, and in a sense put them there with me. Perhaps if photo comments were the quickest leveling feature, it would be different. Wait, no.....then ppl would just shotgun comments of random letters like they do in auctions for most comments. ell ro ell, Scratch that. Anyway, for those that followed,  I didnt abondon this, will update soonesto.
Well Awwwrighty Then...
I was meant to attend a meeting arvo to ascertain whether a pending site visit was required. Instead as Im typing in my other blog, I get the mail saying to parlay that and can I leave today. So change of plans. Ive got about an hour n half to pack, shower, shave, shoot off and shag ass. Looks like I'm gonna huff down some lunch in Va Beach, and by 4 I'll be sippin drinks at the HieneyHole in Atlanta, and when I sit down for dinner, I will once again, be in California. At least another lil break from the winter weary. So I better get my ass in gear. :s  I will holla tonight I reckon.
The Jackson County Star Jan 27, 2011
So in my travels for my interview a few weeks ago I picked up the local newspaper. It was a whopping 8 pages! I stumbled across the police report and thought I'd share a few bits from it. Yes these were really published.  Jan 3, 2011 Officers were sent to the school because no one was answering the phones there. Everything was ok. Jan 9, 2011 Several horses wandered through Corkles' construction yard south of town. They weren't looking for jobs; they had just wandered off from a nearby property. Jan 9, 2011 A deleviery truck got stuck in a driveway outside Walden. When he spun his tires to get out, the tires picked up a rock and sent it through a window of the home. That wasn't really the type of delivery the homeowner wanted. Jan 11, 2011 Officers provided traffic control for a cattle drive through town.   Oh my... Life in a small town
New User Name
Should I keep this user name for more than one day?  Yes No Go back to numbers
Thunderous Elevator Ride
Thunderous Elevator Ride Copyright Ms. Cleavage 2007 I have just checked into my hotel and am about to go up the elevator to my room and I am standing in the lobby waiting for those stainless steel faced doors to open. The bell rings with each floor it stops at as I wait for it open for me. A long flight to Vancouver from Montreal and all I want to do is get undressed, take a shower and get into bed. I have a very busy schedule booked for tomorrow. I look at my watch and it is 10:35 PM. It is late and all I hear in the lobby is a phone ringing way off in the distance at the registration desk and of course that soft piano music being piped in all over the hotel. The full-length windows that line the lobby show my reflection staring out into the late night darkness. I can see some flashing of lightning off in the distance. Must be a storm approaching. Each flash highlights the clouds and accentuates the darkness of the cloud that surrounds the bolt of lightning. Finally, the bell rin
    Reminded of time spent, each time I look at my skin. Pretty marks on my inner thighs, take me back to where I've been.   Feeling the torture of his palm, pain and pleasure mixed with sin. With his fingers acting as bow, He plays my clit, the violin.   He strokes harder as I moan. My thighs feel the sensation of pins. Juices flowing freely now, I float away as my head spins.   Fingers dipped in deep, Not wanting this to end. With complete abandon, I explode. He continues...I cum again!
Mel's Fault
Show me what your soundtrack would look like. Opening credits: Rosemary's Granddaughter...Jessica AndrewsWaking up: Sunrise ...Norah Jones  Average day: Bad day...Daniel PowterFirst date: Something To Talk About....Bonnie RaittFalling in love: What's Love Got To Do With It...Tina Turner  Love scene: These Arms Of Mine...Otis Redding Fight scene: Complicated...Avril LavigneBreaking up: In The End....Linkin ParkGetting back together: If You're Gone...Matchbox TwentySecret love: Slip Away....Clarence CarterLife's okay: Strong...Leann RimesMental breakdown: Into The Void...9 Inch NailsDriving: Fast Car...Tracy ChapmanLearning a lesson: Don't Stop Dancing....CreedDeep thought: Breathe....Melissa EtheridgeFlashback: Welcome To The Jungle...GnRPartying: Party People...Nelly and FergieHappy dance: Pump It...Black Eyed PeasRegretting: Still Rainin'...Jonny LangeLong night alone: 3 am ...Matchbox TwentyDeath scene: Fade To Black...MetallicaClosing credits: Life Ain't Always Beautiful...Gary A
Posted From My Ipod
Good morning! I think Fubar needs a mobile status icon. I think they need one that signifies "new blog!" so people have a better way to signify there's a post of some relative importance. They need a crying wolf to go with the fox one, and maybe a chicken-little, too. They need a... Oh, nevermind. Won't happen. You can't see any of the status icons from the FSB. *resumes previously scheduled broadcast, already in progress*
February 2011-update
I am moving!! This is a great thing for me. A bad thing for anyone who looks forward to me being online. I won't have a computer for an unknown length of time. Most of you have my yahoo and or my number. If you want to say hi use them! ;) Many wishes for everyone to be healthy, happy, and well while I am offline!   xoxox
As many can attest to I've been pretty cool about who gets into my family-- No exorbitant fees or constant begging. However, I've to admit that I am finally fed up with the shabby treatment I get from most of you. I've to beg or pay for pimps, while running a famp; I receive no gift blasts, nor trinkets of acknowledgement.  I'm done.  Please don't mistake this for a request, that time has passed; this is just a notice to refer to when ya realize my famp points are no longer yours and ya wanna know why. ***This doesn't apply to all-- the few know who they are. Ya (h) is always appreciated*** No hard feelings.
3 Weeks Now...
....that I have been a juvenile mentor.... and while it's technically a volunteer position, I can honestly say this is the best "job" I've ever had :)
Wow Me
I sit her still and quiet... trying to draw your eye... subtle light plays on my skin as i slowly move my legs... quietly i adjust my pose awaiting some clue from you, my sexy stockings on my legs their belts upon my thieghs... tiny strip of black string with a tringle with a couple polka dots.... to cover almost nothing... giving shape to what you want... and my oh my is it hot... been thinking of you inside me, been wanting to feel your touch, i want your tongue to tease me, your teeth to fire me up... rub me grind me stroke me... slide a finger inside me.... ill take you with my mouth a lil to taste me on your cock... then slide it up inside me hard as a fuckin rock... take control and tease me, slow me down a bit... take some pics of my excited sopping wet ready to drip.... mmmm.... ill probably squirt on your mouth and i will kiss you clean... i love to taste me on you... and to feel you again!
The Religious Right Cheers The Destruction Of The Wisconsin Teachers Union (repost)
There are myriad reasons why some Americans hate union labor and the past week has proven that for every benefit unions are responsible for, detractors come up with nonsense reasons unions are anti-American. Some reasons people claim unions are bad are that they drain resources from state coffers, produce lazy entitled workers, or are inherently anti-American. Of course all of the reasons are untrue, but truth has never been important to conservatives and especially Republicans. There is one group that is quietly cheering Governor Scott Walker and all Republican governors who have been paid off by the Koch brothers to break unions, and that is the religious right. Governor Walker claims that union pensions are the cause of the state’s budget woes, but the teacher’s union has offered to renegotiate the pension deal they legally made with the state. Walker has ignored the offer because he wants the unions out of the picture all together. Walker is a Baptist mini
Sex Games From A To Z {a B C And D}
Wanna spice up your sex life? Wanna turn your mate the hell out? Then stop doing the same shit in the bed all the time and get creative. So here is my rendition of the ABC's. Assume the Position. This is fairly simple and has different variations. You handcuff or tie your partner's hands to the headboard or, if you prefer, you can tie them behind his or her back. Your partner is at your mercy and you can have your way with them all night long. If you live in a basement apartment with pipes on the ceiling of have something else you can use, you can tie him or her up to the ceiling while standing. This is great with the woman tied up because you can fuck her while she is standing or you can lift her up on your shoulders and eat her pussy. Belly Button Shots. Pour tequila into your mate's belly button and lick the right side of his or her chest and shake some salt on it. Squeeze some lemon or lime juice on the left side of his or her chest and then lick the salt and make your way down to
This Sux
as far as I am concerned Hypoglycemia SUX!!!   after days of being ill and thinking i was coming down with a virus that is going around the office.  I find out it's my Sugar Levels ... and have been sat down ... and TOLD what I am to eat, and how much..  the only upside is that I am a Vegan.  But I now have to really watch my full intake and start a complete diet ASAP ... blogger     pfft Maia
Whats It Like Dealing With A Person With A Tramatic Brain Injury
My dad...the reason i left NYC and a prominent job making more money then i could spend. He turns 60 soon and having a bday party for him. i have no clue what to get him, since his brain is like a fucking 3yr olds now...why am i just called..apparently dad opted to give birth out his asshole and clog the upstairs toilet...not a big deal normally...but it happened at 2am..with his incredible intellect now...he decided to just let it go and would deal with it when mom woke up or i got home from work today...the problem just fucking flooded the 45K renovation i just got done with 2 weeks ago in their downstairs family room...shit everywhere..and about a foot of fucking water im leaving work early to go deal with that what do i get a fucking soon to be 60yr old for his about a fucking screwdriver so he can tighten up the loose goddamn bolts in his head and fucking think for once....god motherr fucking damnit to all helll..fuck fuck shit
Want To E-mail Me???
Hello fans! Welcome to my very first fubar blog! To everyone who has sent me friend requests and gifts and messages I just want to say thank you for making my first night on fubar such a special and memorable one. I may not be able to talk to all of you individually as I would like to but I want you all to know how much I love you. And as sort of a special way to show my love i've decided to put together a little contest. My contest is simple. The prize if you win is my personal and private e-mail address. That's right you'll be able to e-mail me anytime and as often as you'd like to. I guarantee to answer every single e-mail you send me. This contest will only have one winner. To enter simply send me fubucks in any amount you wish. The one who sends me the most fubucks will win the contest and the prize (my e-mail). I will announce the winner right here in Missy's Manor. Oh by the way, did I also tell you i'll propose fu-marriage to the winner as well. The contest deadline is Friday M
so the last few months have been some rough times, and not only with deaths but with health issues for myself. Ill be taking a break for a while not sure when but when i dont show up for a while you'll realize it was time. Not sure when ill be back either. Just wanted to thank my fu family and friends for all there support and hope that you all take care. And if for some reason you leave fu i hope that you know that i was grateful that we were friends and that i wish you all the best!!! (h) and ((cookie hugs))
Sometimes I wish my friends and family weren't so shallow. E.g.   Most of them are just so DURRRRRRRRRRN. One of my cousin is just a frequent liar...she just lies about EVERYTHING, even stupid stuff she doeesn't want anyone to know she went on a sunbed...WHO CARES!? Another one is such a gossip, she's always telling me stuff about the first one (the frequent liar) and it's always 'omg we shouldn't know this but...blah blah blah'...and most of the time I already know because I was actually told by the person who it's about anyway. But I just have to pretend I don't know so as not to confirm anything.  Geeez I don't see how it's so difficult to NOT to gossip, it's like she physically can't contain herself...and it's not even to vent it's just to bitch about something that has nothing to do with her!!! I got so many of everyone's secret in my head it's ridiculous. And then I have ANOTHER cousin who insists she's over her ex bf but she gets so angry at him, last time she
So, Here's An Idea
Okay, I'd like to keep this brief. Like movies? I certainly do! I used to write reviews for them all the time but that sort of fizzled out. I'd like to try to get back into it though...with your help! Suggest some movies for me to watch and I'll try to get to them asap and review them. Could be anything. Want me to watch a terrible movie then tear it apart? Fine!
Fucked Up Folks..
Theres a bunch of things that irritate the hell out of me on here.. But ima jus touch on a few for now.. Number 1 being that, just because you press the LIKE button on someone they think you wana fuck.. Sad but so very true.. Like i say on my profile page, i pressed your like button because i need the points (call me a point whore i dont give a fuck) im cool with you or i think your sexy.. Period!! It does not mean i want to fuck you in the slightest, neither does it mean im a lesbian for pressing another females like button!! I swear some people have some queer ideas bout how things work.. Number 2, being called, hun, babe, sweetie, baby, boo, when clearly my name reads Kay Kay.. Like seriously, you cant see my name?? Yall know how that song by Destinys Child goes right? SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME!! Number 3, being told what to do.. Grrrrrrrrrrrr annoying!! Im a grown ass woman, you aint my Momz or my Daddy so STFU!! Number 4, some people on here have no manners what so damn ever.
I Would Like Your Opinions On This :)
Its funny how you always see guys looking for the perfect girl,one that doesnt bitch at you,doesnt cause you stress, but yet there is no definition of a perfect girl.Every Girl is different in her own way,nobody is perfect,just bc she bitches at you,pushes your buttons,or makes you mad doesnt mean shes not perfect,or not right for you,it just means that you love her enough to accept her flaws even if it comes with a little headache,she wouldnt bitch or upset you if she didnt care,so those guys out there who have that,dont say shes not good enough for your or not worth it,bc she is,u just havent opened your eyes to it yet because your afraid of what the outcome is She will always be by ur side no matter what,and once shes goneur going to regret it,& u wont find another girl who loves you and cares for you the way she does On another note, i know im not pretty,i know im not the skinniest girl alive,but i have the biggest heart in the whole entire world and yet people only look at wh
[big Boy Toys]
This isn't entirely about Gundam.Not yet anyway- alright, I realised there was some ambiguity as to why I wasn't that excited about the interview call I missed yesterday- so I'm going to ellaborate.Here's the job I actually want.   The Case Manager position is open: Case Manager Responsibilities Duties include community networking, resources acquisition, crisis intervention and outreach case management. The essential function of the case manager is to work in partnership with consumers towards individual goal attainment based upon specific objectives identified in the treatment plan. The approach is strengths based and the majority of service is provided in the community setting. Choice Team Case Manager is responsible to work as a team to serve the consumers assigned to the Choice Team, and to arrange back-up coverage for the Team Caseload. Requirements This position requires: 1) a person with a Bachelor's degree in social/human service field, 2) a person with an Associ
It's Been Fun
I had a good run, really I did I just don't get on often enough any more. So... Rate my shit dammit I wanna level in 6 days...6.9 mil :P
Share A Youtube Video? Go To Jail (repost)
Ever sent someone a link to a copyrighted YouTube video? Of course: Everybody has.  And now the US Government seems to think that means it can put us in prison. Bryan McCarthy ran a website,, that linked to various websites where you could watch online streams of TV shows and sports networks. A couple months ago, the government seized his domain name and just today they arrested him for criminal copyright infringement. But the government doesn't even allege he made a copy of anything!  Just that his site linked to various sites with copyrighted material. Under that sort of thinking, everyone who's sent around a link to a copyrighted YouTube video is a criminal. This is another shocking overreach by the department of Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) -- a steamship-era department that's proving once again it doesn't understand the Internet. We need to push back -- and fast -- before they try to lock up all Americans. TEXT OF PETITION TO JOHN MORTON,
Watch: Christian Mob Surrounds Muslim Man Outside The White House (repost)
Posted on 03.4.11 By Stephen C. Webster Categories: Activism Conservative media and particularly Fox News has been keen in months past to gin up stories about Islamic tribal laws being implemented across the United States. While this is in fact not happening anywhere in the US, it has become a point of intense concern to some religious fundamentalist Christians, who take the media spin seriously. In this video, a group of anti-Muslim protesters take their concerns about Sharia law to the White House, only to find a Muslim man in prayer. They begin shouting, insulting him and cursing Islam, and one man even threatens his life. Later, as the Muslim man bowed again in prayer, the protesters begin praying back at him, uttering Christian chants in response. At the end, a woman who claimed to have spent years in the Middle East informed the protesters that while they mocked him, the man had prayed in Arabic that each of their families be blessed. This video was published to Y
brown or pink, large or small?
Well, what to say in here; I don't really think anyone reads these anyways, so whatever, Its a start-   I talked to Christopher the other night on Y! and I changed my number, and he's like you should give me your new number, I said NO! Let me tell you why; I met Chris actually Online, at the time he was fucking around with my then friend Christa who was cheating on her then Boyfriend; they broke up, and so i decided to talk to Christa's ex, and we ended up doing the nasty, and she found out, got wicked pissed and started telling our friends that I had herpes, and that I was diseased. what a shitty friend, right? I don't even talk to the fat bitch anymore, she is a user, and thinks her shit dont stink; well anywho, Christa kept talking to Chris, and Chris seen me at the thrift store one day, but he never intoduced himmself, I dont know why, But a few weeks later, we finally met, and we hit it off, or so I thought; we started by fucking alot, and i really liked him, i really did, this
30 Day Song Challenge? I Accept!
[I stole this from Alix who stole this from someone else.] The 30 Day Song Challenge! I'm not sure I'll make it through this entire challenge, but I'll give it a shot. Here goes.. something. Day 01 – Your favorite song   I don't really have a favorite song. This just happens to be the most yearned for song as of late. I like it. I like it a lot.   Day 02 – Your least favorite songDay 03 – A song that makes you happyDay 04 – A song that makes you sadDay 05 – A song that reminds you of someoneDay 06 – A song that reminds of you of somewhereDay 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain eventDay 08 – A song that you know all the words toDay 09 – A song that you can dance toDay 10 – A song that makes you fall asleepDay 11 – A song from your favorite bandDay 12 – A song from a band you hateDay 13 – A song that is a guilty pleasureDay 14 – A song that no one would expect you to lo
Scared. It Happens.
I was raised to have a certain amount of respect for the earth, and mother nature can be a bitch. Watching the news latley, It seriously scares me to watch all the natural disasters that are occuring. I see pictures of the devestation and my stomach just flips. If you are one of those people who says "oh, well its not happening to me so...." kindly just delete yourself off my list and refrain from opening your fucking mouth because YOU WILL be put in your place.    It seems to be getting worse and worse, one thing after another. People losing their whole families, and in some circumstances, their whole community.   I usually dont go for the whole doomsday shit, but we are not immune to disaster.    Im not going to outline  my paranoia in this blog, just, give your loved ones an extra squish today, and be thankful for them. Stop taking everything in your life for granted. Take a minute to keep these people in your thoughts, Take  that 10 bucks you would have spent on bling and tex
Going to depths requires Taking a deep breath Before going   Knowing the Danger And going anyway Because you have taken a deep breath And know that you can keep yourself Alive
Idiots That Cant Read Male In Ur Profile
  nline Buddies (50+)ClearPop Out 3:51am reply chitta: hi 3:54am more To chitta: hi 4:03am reply at Online Buddies (50+)ClearPop Out 4:03am reply chitta: how are sweety 4:04am more To chitta: never been called sweety before 4:09am reply chitta: you like or not 4:10am reply chitta: if not i will not call you 4:13am more To chitta: im in here if u want to say hello 4:13am reply chitta
Beer Vs. Vagina Contest
  1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vag
30 Day Song Challenge - Day 7
Day 01 – Your favorite song (Somebody to Love - Queen)Day 02 – Your least favorite song (Lips of an Angel - Hinder)Day 03 – A song that makes you happy (Fuck You - Cee Lo Green)Day 04 – A song that makes you sad ( Behind the Wall - Tracy Chapman and Wreck of the Day - Anna Nalick)Day 05 – A song that reminds you of someone (Best I Ever Had - Drake)Day 06 – A song that reminds of you of somewhere (Antes Muerta Que Sencilla - Maria Isabel)Day 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain event reminds me of driving around in college, drinking Sonic slushies with vodka, smoking cigarettes and singing at the top of our lungs with my friends Jennifer and Rachel. They didn't have it on :/ Day 08 – A song that you know all the words toDay 09 – A song that you can dance toDay 10 – A song that makes you fall asleepDay 11 – A song from your favorite bandDay 12 – A song fr
Song Challenge - Day 08
Day 08 – A song that you know all the words to This one is difficult because I know all the words to many, many songs. I sing in the shower, in the car, at inappropriate times and/or at work.. pretty much whenever I feel like it, regardless of the cost it may have on an innocent bystander's eardrums. Even though I sometimes make up my own lyrics, I still usually know what the original verses were. So, ummm.. yeah. I'll go with this one because every time it comes on the radio, I sing it all the way through. Amidst potential distraction, victory is mine! Eve 6 - Inside Out
Restless   There are words to say but I swearI just can't find themThough in my heart I know foolsMay hesitate from the memories behind themWhile the angels laugh and say, I told you soOh, I'm restless, darling I'm restlessWaiting for you to look my wayI don't think that I can wait another dayI cry when the feeling overtakes me'Cos the love I give seems so little in your eyesThe test of time always breaks meWith nothing tried, and nothing realisedOh, I'm restless, darling I'm restlessWaiting for you to look my wayI don't think that I can wait another dayNo man is an island but you do that very wellIt sure takes a fool to find anotherBut I believe for every heart that's brokenThere's a stranger's smile to put it on the mend, thenThose old familiar feelings seldom spokenOut of nowhere come back againAnd I'm restless, darling I'm restlessWaiting for you to look my wayI don't think that I..., the hour is getting lateI can't wait another day
[the Suck Has Resumed]
Yeah... I can't sell my blood because I have 4 names.Its ... reallyNot to condescend to any of you, but I doubt how many of you actually understand how stupid it is that they wouldn't take my passport, DL and SSN card.Yeah, some of em only have one initial or not all of my names.But... what in the fuck?DOB and all other information match.Its just my middle names that don't match up, and that's because some of those gov systems DO NOT ALLOW FOR MULTIPLE MIDDLE NAMES/INITIALS!!!Right?Fuck it.Tiger striping.   striped coated (still visible grey)   Wet second coat. Mostly dry second coat... still some grey in the upper right.
30 Day Song Challenge - Day 11
Day 01 – Your favorite song (Somebody to Love - Queen)Day 02 – Your least favorite song (Lips of an Angel - Hinder)Day 03 – A song that makes you happy (Fuck You - Cee Lo Green)Day 04 – A song that makes you sad ( Behind the Wall - Tracy Chapman and Wreck of the Day - Anna Nalick)Day 05 – A song that reminds you of someone (Best I Ever Had - Drake)Day 06 – A song that reminds of you of somewhere (Antes Muerta Que Sencilla - Maria Isabel)Day 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain event (Prozak - Dexter Freebish)Day 08 – A song that you know all the words to (La Vie Boheme - RENT)Day 09 – A song that you can dance to (Feedback - Janet Jackson)Day 10 – A song that makes you fall asleep (Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen or Rufus Wainwright)Day 11 – A song from your favorite bandThis is getting more difficult. Who is my favorite band? I suppose that since I was raised on the Beatles and I still listen to them a lot, we can use t
Adios, Ciao
I mulled it over for a bit last night. It really wasn't a hard decision. I started up on here over 4 years ago. I never come here any more until a couple days ago. I logged on to just check it out again. It's confusing, and I don't want to figure it out. This place, to me, I guess, is more a place to hookup. Or as Bonz said, to see sum cok :P. I'm not here for that. I'm the happiest I've ever been in a relationship. This one has lasted longer than my marraige did. And I still get excited when he comes home from work. Nearly 4 years later. Even if I was single, I would never get online to find someone. Been there, done that. Doesn't work. I went through someone's photos the other night and deleted my comments from 2006. It was awkward. It sure doesn't seem like the same place as 4 years ago. But then again, Im not the same person either. Mid 2006-May 2007 was a haze of depression as my marraige failed (I still hate that asshole) and I had no clue as to what I was doing, where I was g
See You Later Cousin
There is an empty space in my heart, A hole that was never there, Till the night we lost you. Now I sit here, My eyes empty and hollow, My heart crying tears for the loss of my partner, My cousin, and my best friend to. I feel like a former shadow of myself, Now that you’re no longer here, The joking, the laughter and memories will always live on, I wish I could have been there to say good bye, Only to realize that this is not good bye, Just a really long “I’ll see you later.” Down the line we will come together again, And then heaven will have some more to talk about, So I will see you later cousin, For we will be reunited again.
[lost Hope But Learned To Hope Less.]
At some point I'm gonna run out of scotch again.That's a reality I'd rather not face.Well, it only took several days but now my browser is fucking working correctly.In between then and now, I've managed to spend a few more bucks, completely fuck up my sleep schedule and pretend I'm not really here.It's a Sneaker Pimps kind of season.You can deal with that if I can.Baseball starts tomorrow. I'll probably wind up sleeping through it.Dog has a ginormous ear hematoma again.I did what I fucking could for it, but it just got biggerand biggerand biggerand now its about the size of a sleave of golfballs in less than a week's time.AWESOME!!! Not only is my dog in pain, but I can't fucking do anything about it.She's not letting me near it any more. And I have to yell at her every time she whips her head around, that's pretty much what caused the problem retard.Stop doing it.At least unexpected expenditures keep popping up.All the fucking time.That's what I need when I have no income.Real happy a
Don't you just enjoy when morons refuse to take a challenge, even if there is a reward involved?
Could ANYONE please explain this video to me? I've watched it about 4 times now and it's not making any sense. And because of my determination in trying to figure it out, the song is stuck in my head.   Ugh...copy/paste the link
Phone Calls..
Yanno, when Ninja sent this to me, it reminded me why I don't give my phone number out to the free
Flu Had A Moment Of Genius..
Was just messing around in the MuMMs with some friends when magic happened.. I set up Flu and he hit one out of the park.. out of the stadium.. it's just plain EPIC.. Enjoy..      Dr Black said: Flu is smarter than the average bear.. even if he doesn't look it.. [image] flu said: i'm not a complete dipshit.tho i play one on the internet [image] Dr Black said: *hands you your Oscar* flu said: oh wow, i wish i woulda prepared a few words, i had no idea i ever had a shot at this...I accept the oscar for troll of the year at a moment when 6 million fubarians of the world are engaged in a creative battle to end the long night of mumming injustice. I accept this award on behalf of mummers everywhere who are moving with determination and a majestic scorn for risk and danger to establish a reign of freedom and a rule of justice. I am mindful that only yesterday on facebook, our friends, crying out for brotherhood, were answered with fire hoses, snarling dogs and e
I May Be A Bitch, Ugh
I may be rude about this, but I don't really give a fuck. I'm allowed to have my own opinion and I'm going to tell it now.   I really think people spend way too much time thinking of ways to get people to feel sorry for them. I understand that you've been sober for 2 years....I also understand that you MAY have thought about killing yourself. I even understand that you may have one disease, or how it COULD be a different one. But is it really necessary to post pictures of all of that on here? If you just HAVE to, put them in a damn private album. I don't really think it's something I'd want out there for everyone to see. Yes, it's part of you, and that's awesome..but isn't that a bit personal for an ONLINE BAR????   I would have almost believed it if you didn't have those pictures mixed in with ones of you attempting to be sexy. Too bad most of the ones I saw were photoshopped. I'm thinking your "problems" are just ways to get people to feel sorry for you. I wouldn't want people
30 Day Song Challenge - Day 15
Day 01 – Your favorite song (Somebody to Love - Queen)Day 02 – Your least favorite song (Lips of an Angel - Hinder)Day 03 – A song that makes you happy (Fuck You - Cee Lo Green)Day 04 – A song that makes you sad ( Behind the Wall - Tracy Chapman and Wreck of the Day - Anna Nalick)Day 05 – A song that reminds you of someone (Best I Ever Had - Drake)Day 06 – A song that reminds of you of somewhere (Antes Muerta Que Sencilla - Maria Isabel)Day 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain event (Prozak - Dexter Freebish)Day 08 – A song that you know all the words to (La Vie Boheme - RENT)Day 09 – A song that you can dance to (Feedback - Janet Jackson)Day 10 – A song that makes you fall asleep (Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen or Rufus Wainwright)Day 11 – A song from your favorite band (Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) - The Beatles)Day 12 – A song from a band you hate (Just Dance - Lady Gaga)Day 13 – A song that is a
Tired Of It All
iam so sick of being alone not being good enough for anyone to keepi have alot of females who say h iam this cool guy who they like and i can make them laugh they enjoy my company iam a great fuck etc etc etc but when it boils down iam not good enough for anyone to keep much less for them to really try to make a effort i dont no why i keep thinking it will change it never will no matter if i try my best it still has the same ending results i begin to question why should i not just end my self i mean what do i have to really look foreword to more pain more loneliness i been alone for a very long time even tho i had someone alot of my so called gf in the past had tons of problems what is so wrong that people just dont want me i feel like i been cursed to have really bad luck like i pissed someone off really badly in my last life i never really belive in reincarnation but it does make sense more in more i think about iti keep saying iam done with woman altogether and i joke
I Remember Watching Her Die
I never saw it coming, as the cliche goes. Everything about that day seemed so strange. The wind blew and whistled through the trees, yet only the tops shook and swayed. We mortals on the ground felt nothing - not even a cool breeze. The sun was unhindered by even the smallest cloud and hung proudly in the sky radiating. Yet the light did not cause us to squint our eyes.Winter was taking its last breaths and Spring began to slowly open its eyes from its long slumber. She looked different that day. To this moment, I can not place why. It was not a look on her face nor a body posture. One could only feel it as one would a slight temperature change. She told me, "You know, one day you are gonna be huge." Puzzled, I inquired what would prompt her to say that. "Why is that?" I said. She smiled an artificial smile and spoke very softly. Very solemnly. "You are sincere." she said. I looked at her queerly, "how does that guarantee me success?" Her smile disappeared, "Because there is no sincer
Supporting Your United States Military @ Home And Away!
Words from a Soldier: I took a job knowing I would never get rich. I've missed out on many holidays & spent them working. I may have to lay down my life or take one. My life expectancy is shorter than yours because of the stress. But yet you think I'm overpaid & and you won't pay me because you can't work together to keep our govt running but yet you will pay yourself?? SHAMEFUL! Post if you support our MILITARY     Personal Note: We as soldiers truly appreciate all of the help and support you have given us being in the middle east. Some, of you may even have Support Your Troops yellow ribbons on your vehicles. Once again, WE thank you. The support you give us while in the sandbox as we have come to call it is awesome. But, the support we truly need is when we return home to our country. Those times can be the toughest for us all and we need you more than ever at those points. Please, keep this is mind as the ones of us that are so fortunate to return home actually do co
[confirmed Bachelor]
Y'know that's a euphamism for "gay" now? Huh... weird, I still kinda like the sound of it though. Well kids, I'm pretty much broke, and everyone around me is kind of a moody sop. Go figure. That being said though, I am in the process of making beef stew and making a contingency plan for becoming some whacked out survivalist recluse in bumblescum eastern kansas. Oh yeah... I can disappear, but I gotta have money first, maybe there's some existing homesteader grants out  there, but man... life sure was a lot cooler when you could pay a doctor with livestock, and could post a fence to claim land. Well water and outdoor bathrooms... ... ... and its not some ecoterrorist bleeding heart bullshit, or tinfoil schizophrenia. Just a daydream at this point. I think I'm gonna read a book about jamming/pickling. Then I'm gonna read a book about vegetable gardens. Then I'm gonna read a book about meat curing. Maybe after I finish Monte Christo. I know people off grid. I'd still want sex and to
Wanting Love
I'm tired of finding a woman and thinking they like me for me and only to find out they just want me to take care of them. I'm looking for a woman that wants m for me. A woman that is kind, honest, loving, considerate, and faithful. A woman that wont get jealous if i say hi to a friend. I'm a easy going honest loving caring guy who doesn't see women as a sex object but as a woman. I don't base a relationship off of making love. I do base it off of love and understanding. I believe in cuddling and hanging out. I'm not a jealous man by any means i trust who i am with until they give me a reason not to trust them. I'm just wondering if there is a woman out there that's like that and wants to be treated great and not treated like crap or used or abused. I know I'm tired of being used and abused. I just wonder if there is a woman out there for me
30 Day Song Challenge - Day 22
Day 01 – Your favorite song (Somebody to Love - Queen)Day 02 – Your least favorite song (Lips of an Angel - Hinder)Day 03 – A song that makes you happy (Fuck You - Cee Lo Green)Day 04 – A song that makes you sad ( Behind the Wall - Tracy Chapman and Wreck of the Day - Anna Nalick)Day 05 – A song that reminds you of someone (Best I Ever Had - Drake)Day 06 – A song that reminds of you of somewhere (Antes Muerta Que Sencilla - Maria Isabel)Day 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain event (Prozak - Dexter Freebish)Day 08 – A song that you know all the words to (La Vie Boheme - RENT)Day 09 – A song that you can dance to (Feedback - Janet Jackson)Day 10 – A song that makes you fall asleep (Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen or Rufus Wainwright)Day 11 – A song from your favorite band (Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) - The Beatles)Day 12 – A song from a band you hate (Just Dance - Lady Gaga)Day 13 – A song that is a
Man those were some sick ramps... No, unfortunately we're talking about another kind of sick and not a gentler kind of sick- remember how I was ... pretty ill and secretive about it with most of you a couple months ago   Welcome to the sequel.   Uh this scares the shit out of me for three reasons- 1. I either have the same mystery illness and the symptoms were treated but not the underlying cause (is there such a thing as "the little c"?) 2. I have some sort of propensity for infection- meaning I could have some underlying issue that is affecting my capacity to fight infections 3. I am a catastrophe magnet and got a 1/10,000 infection twice in the same year.   Yeah... ... ... ... I actually screamed in pain a couple nights ago. In front of people. I think that has happened six times in my life. I'm feeling really optimistic about this- especially since I keep getting my doctor's answering service.
As many times as it has been bruised, shattered, and broken This heart proves resilient and is again re-awoken   With countless tears that have bled from the blue depth of these eyes So have these soft lips also breathed many a loving sigh   Decades long worth of pain relived Serve as refreshed reminders of new life ahead   To have ever been dumb-lucked enough to know this pure heart Is to also know that you should’ve been smart enough to hold on from the start   Though when my brokenness first resonates, it feels like black coal Eventually the cold hardness resigns, and you’re now part of my soul   Heartbreak doesn’t negate that a known love exists Though walls do find themselves a bit higher as that love turns amiss   I know where my heart has tread past and present Now my curious path meanders toward future optimistic ascent   I believe that we will always ponder the “what if…”, and you will always wonder about me But we kno
What Do You Want? Really!
So, this is my first blog. Ive never done this before because I dont feel the need to broadcast my personal shit all over the world. BUT, I feel I need to bring up a subject that confuses me to no end. Dating! Ive been single for over 5 years now. Was married 10, divorced, no kids. I don't smoke or drink, am in decent shape and take a shower every day and I have all my teeth. Everyone tells me I am a great person and cant figure out why I haven't found someone. SO! This leads me to ask...What are you ladies looking for????? Here are some things I have heard: I want a man who is strong and mature emotionally. I'm looking for a man that has a job and likes kids. Im looking for a man that has goals in his life and is secure in himself. I want a man that will treat me like a lady. I'm looking for a guy that has a great sense of humor. Looking for a guy that will place me on a pedestal. Etc, etc, etc. Lets take a look at this shall we. First, I want a man who is strong and matu
Iphone 3gs Cover
The most recent project made for a friend who used to work at Disney World  
I am well aware that fubar is a visual medium, based upon photos, however, perhaps there should be a picture of a penis for a male and a picture of a vagina for a female where the gender is stated?  
You know....the hate on here is palpable! I do not deny nor have I EVER denied...the anger and hate I have inside. I, however, do not hate others...I choose to point the anger at myself! I have the power to change myself. VERY HARD!!! But I DO have that power!!! Sometimes I CHOOSE to ignore that fact. DO NOT be so shallow as to hate others until you evaluate YOURSELF! Just from experience....this life we deem precious...may not be so precious!  Who are we to say we are special? CHERISH those YOU love and sooooo fucking many that YOU do not love...WE ARE ALL HUMAN! OUR FAULTS...OUR BLEMISHES...OUR SCARS....WE TRULY SHARE SO MANY AS ONE! LOVE AND BE IN PEACE AS A WHOLE! Kelly aka Sweet Tart aka muthafuckah....cunt... bitch....little one.....spoiled brat.....psycho slut...whatever....all of the above or none of the above...just making a point.....
Destruction Of The Great Gatsby
I pondered when i heard that they had bulldozed the old mansion located on the shores of Great Neck, New York destroying the old mansion that F. Scott Fitzgerald viewed as he wrote the Great Gatsby and here is what fell from my mind.   There was a distant white mansion with large pillars of alabastor Small snippets of conversations dirfted across the water Music seranaded the patrons.. soft tinkling noises permeated the air Lights.. soft pastels.. illuminated.. reflected ..soft echoes across the rolling water Gayly they mingled.. the waters sending their siren song of vague rememberence Sadly as the night waned.. the lights dimmed... And the water had forgotten the songs earlier remembered and they faded as dust in the wind someone asked "how can water fade as dust?" Doesn't matter.. my story All things earthly wane.. it is as it should be.. but not completely forgotten This is the story of the great gatsby mansion of f. scott fitzgerald's 1920 story.. i was sad by its pass
Warning: Something's Not Right Here!
Have you recieved this message? If so your not alone, this message will most likely pop up when running "Google Chrome" as a browser. You may see it when viewing your public profile, or as you are rating others. What does this message mean? Google Chrome has a malware detector built into the program, and this is its warning before letting you as a user enter an area of a site that contains or may contain malware. Unprotected sites such as "Imageshack"and "recoverygraphic" can attach malware to the pictures you have saved to their site. So if you are recieving this message its a warning from Google. How can I prevent this from happening? The best way to handle the problem if users are informing you they get this message while rating or viewing your  profile, is to use a secure site for storing pictures in which you would like to be able to pull "html" or "direct link" codes from. Photobucket is a secure site that doesnt attach malware to pictures when they are stored, and gives the
30 Day Song Challenge - Done
Day 01 – Your favorite song (Somebody to Love - Queen)Day 02 – Your least favorite song (Lips of an Angel - Hinder)Day 03 – A song that makes you happy (Fuck You - Cee Lo Green)Day 04 – A song that makes you sad ( Behind the Wall - Tracy Chapman and Wreck of the Day - Anna Nalick)Day 05 – A song that reminds you of someone (Best I Ever Had - Drake)Day 06 – A song that reminds of you of somewhere (Antes Muerta Que Sencilla - Maria Isabel)Day 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain event (Prozak - Dexter Freebish)Day 08 – A song that you know all the words to (La Vie Boheme - RENT)Day 09 – A song that you can dance to (Feedback - Janet Jackson)Day 10 – A song that makes you fall asleep (Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen or Rufus Wainwright)Day 11 – A song from your favorite band (Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) - The Beatles)Day 12 – A song from a band you hate (Just Dance - Lady Gaga)Day 13 – A song that is a
My Pen Is Not So Mighty...
Anonymous #5 Dear Ninja, I'm inspired by a modern-day poet, inspired to the point where I've decided to actually sit down and write her something special. The problem is, my writing doesn't even come close to that of hers, so I'm stuck in this dilemma. I know that she's going to love whatever I write simply because it was written by one of her fans and this woman is all about her fans, but I want to do more than that. I want to wow her just as she has wowed me. It wasn't until yesterday that I decided to do this, so my question to you is-Should I just throw something together real quick, something worthy of a smile, or should I take a week or two to think things over in hopes that I can come up with something impressive enough to wow her?I would hate to waste a week or two contemplating this, only to find myself still coming up short of something decent. You get me?     My answer: Well, if you were close to talented like her, you'd probably be published as well. The f
Seasons change, yet I still see her. She of the antithesis Love and hate and lust and loathing betwixt I see her lies and her eyes beckoning My mind still mired in illusions My one true confidant Refuses to free me Revels in the taunting I deign to pray If I had a god If faith would have me I seek no comfort I need no help Hearted and heartless I damned myself And yet I linger on the stink of failure  Is still yet foreign to my nostrils Set me free from feeling  And the rest is history Another page is written But the ink has not yet dried 
A Question, Someone Else Can Nsfw It
Why is it that one can beg for bling and other goodies, but not ask for charity for a disease on fubar?
My Death...   Unfortunately it won't be anytime soon.. maybe years from now... No one will be there mourning for me.. I will be laying in that cheap $5.00 pine box alone... No flowers... No Tears....   Just me in my little pine box getting ready for the termites!
Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Dear Ninja, What do you do when your in love with an ex who is back with there ex and you cant let go of them? Not Over It   Dear Not Over it, You have to get over it. Exes are exes FOR A REASON. If it didn't work the first time, there's a higher probability that you will fail the second. And there's nothing worse than looking back on the last few years and seen you've been nothing but a failure. Spend your energy instead on making YOURSELF happy, like with a hobby, or a stripper. Once your mind is clear of the infatuation, you will realize that the relationship wasn't really that great (because if it was, you'd still be with her), and more easily move on. Now don't go doing something stupid like woodworking and make a shrine of them. That's just stalker creepy. If your lust is based on sex, trust me, she's not the only one with a vagina. Also, if this relationship never went to physical and was just an online fling, then unplug and go to a real bar, meet a real girl, and y
Girl Friday Gets Her Reward...part 5b In The Girl Friday Series...players: The Boss, Girl Friday And Mr. Jones
Girl Friday gets her RewardFrom Part 5a:He looked pleased, and moved slightly closer to her "Very well, open your mouth just a bit more..."  She opened her mouth at his request, straining to reach his cock.  He moved closer to her mouth, preparing to let her reach him.  There was a knock at the door.  "Ah, excuse me for just a moment, dear." Girl Friday gazed at him, a shocked look on her face.  "I know, I know.  I always leave orders that we are not to be disturbed..."  She fought the urge to tug at the chains.  She watching longingly as his put his cock back in his pants, and zipped them up.  "Stay right there please."  He walked to the door, out of sight.  She laughed quietly.  "You have your small jokes, dear, I have mine." he replied.The Boss had never allowed interruptions before.  Girl Friday wondered what was going on now, with her in her new outfit, her nipples pinched and sore, chained to the Boss's desk with her bottom totally exposed.  She was terribly aroused
Just Downright Rude
kman 9900 : Hey how are you today mstrinityd: I am doing well thank you, and yourself kman 9900: Well I woke up exceptionally horny this morning, but other than that Im good. mstrinityd: TMI kman 9900: LOL ssorry mstrinityd: riiiight. you arent sorry. Its a guy thing. guys get on the internet and tell chics on here how horny they are.... and I assume that some stupid cunt actually said she'd help you out with it or youd only be dumb enough to say that twice at most. kman 9900: LOL you are right, they do it a lot. mstrinityd: interesting. Well, Im not here to hear it honestly. kman 9900: Im just fucking with you mstrinityd: ah... well Im not really here for that either. kman 9900: you are a rude one mstrinityd: how is telling you that I dont want to hear about your internet sex life make me rude? kman 9900: you really arent cute enough to be this big of a bitch mstrinityd: wow.... Im honest with you that I dont care to hear about your lack of sex in real life but IM the rud
Summertime...r&r..deployments..friendships An Much More :)
The month of May has arrived...Boy where has the time gone?..I have to say i am amazed at how fast this deployment has gone :)..So with that said let me begin this blog...As many of you that have actualy gotton the chance to know me...Know that i am Married outside of fubar...An im a mommy of 4 :)...I came to fubar to help me get through these deployments an meet a few good people along the way.I have to say god has truly been good to me an i have met a handful of good people on here..I have also had my share of the haters....   In this blog i wanna thank most of for most...Erica one of the first girls on here that truly seen me for who i am :)...Shawn who is like the  BEST guy friend i never had An will always remain in my real life.He was one of the first people that welcome me to fubar an seen me for who i really am,we spent i dont know how many nights just chatting an yes i said"CAMING".He will probaly be the last guy that will ever get the chance to see me on cam :)) j
Wow! I *never* Win Stuff!
from: fubar office Redwood City, CA subject: Lottery Winner for Daily Happy Hour received: 05/13/2011 09:00 pm replied: no   block this member Congratulations you are the lottery winner for Daily Happy Hour and were awarded a Happy Hour.   This fawking rocks!  Now I can haz a HH on my birfday *happy dance*
My soon to be ex is a PIECE OF SHIT......................   I feel better.....
Happy Happy
I've scheduled my birthday happy hour. 6pm fu-time, Monday May 23rd. Be there, or ..... not :P
When he says my name Cassandra tis as if he is singing a song one that not many can follow along  when he whispers in my ear I can almost feel a chill,His hot breath brushes my neck i feel my pulse quicken..  I can feel what he wants to do next .. I anticipate..I crave..Oh gods.. I want it as much as he does... I feel the slight pinch as he's teeth pierce my skin.. i moan deeply..I know that we are
How I Met Your Mother: Fubar Edition - Part 1
This is such a romantic place. I can see many bright futures formed from it.  "How did you and mommy meet, Daddy?" asked Bobbie Gene. "Well, I sexually harassed her on Live Cam Chat, and then I was like 'Do you have Skype?' and she was all cool with it. Then we both masturbated on cam and eventually met in real life after a lengthy six-month courting period, which in itself had more Downs than Ups", replied Daddy.  "See daddy was out of work, and what they call an 'alcoholic' and a 'sex addict', but that didn't really concern mommy because she had very low self image, and regrettable at best neck tattoos of her area code as well as redone tramp stamps from many a suitor's name prior to daddy.  Eventually, we pooled enough money from my job as Unemployed, and her job at Arby's, to buy an efficiency. Then one night, in a great drunken stupor, after meeting up with another swinger couple, I forgot to pull out, and that is how you got here. As for the divorce...", shrugged Daddy as he
I Never Do Anything, So Please Kill Me If I Don't Go To This   I've been wanting to see Earth since I first stole all of their albums via bittorrent @ OiNK's Pink Palace, way back in my early days of uninhibited music piracy. I can't pass up a concert on a Sunday that's only $12 bucks presale. That leaves enough money for a t-shirt and a beer.
My Job
My job consists of carting my brain from place to place, guiding my way as safely and efficiently as possible, via land, air, or sea. Rarely, if ever, do I actually get to see any of these places. I need to find a way to get more out of this for myself other than free meals and air miles.
For My Pervy, Peen-hound Friends
I found this on tumblr yesterday...
Completion Loot For Fumafia Missions.
This is my first blog and will be added to with more info and hints/tips for playing FUMafia as and when.       Below you'll find a description of Mission Completion loot for the FUMafia missions.                          Little bastards       *Mission completion Loot* -=-High Stakes Gambling - Platinum: 10 Office Building 5 RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits 100 Doctor's Scrubss. -=-High Stakes Gambling - Diamond: $102,400,000,000 cash 400 skill points 20 Napalm Launchers 5 RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits 5 Armed SCB-304 Submarines 20 Outlet Shopping Strip. -=-The Italian Job - Platinum: 10 Radioactive Bomb Suits. 10 Office Buildings -=-The Italian Job - Diamond: $51,200,000,000 cash 400 skill points 20 Napalm Launchers 4 RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits 4 Armed SCB-304 Submarines 20 Outlet Shopping Strip. -=-Mafia War - Platinum: 5 SCB-304 Submarines 5 AH-64 Apache Helicopters 4 Outlet Shopping Strip 5 RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits 90 Doctor's Scrubss -=-Mafia War - Diamond: $25,600,000,000 cash
Day 2 - Aggression (the Second Ten)
A Song From A Band You Hate - Day 12: Lemonade by Gucci Mane I couldn't think of someone worth hating, so i'm stuck with this guy.  Awful people, just plain awful and I have no fucking clue why people like this guy.  He did do a good verse on a Big Boi song but other than that he's plain garbage. If a sitcom like Law & Order wanted to create a rapper and a song, it would be him and this shit. Seriously 5 seconds into it you know you're in some trouble. 10 seconds into it you know you already stopping the song. If you manage to continue on to 15 seconds, a gun is in your hand and you're about to blow your fucking head.  I'm sorry to those who click to see the song.     Your Least Favorite Song - Day 02: Sky's The Limit by Notorious B.I.G When it says least favorite song instead of song you hate, i'm taking that as what its saying.  A favorite song of yours that you like the least compared to the others.  Biggie is a legend though i'm not on
Interesting Facts Some Of Which Could Be Applied To Fubar
Not My Mom, Not My Problem
Dear Ninja,I have a funeral to attend this for my wife's mother-in-law who is not my mother. Her ex is making her do all the work. Should I be a prick and tell him off at the funeral ~spsaudit   Dear Spsaudit, Are you freaking kidding me? Her EX-husband's mother is NOT her responsibility AT ALL. Your wife needs to put her foot down and make him be a man. If they were still married, I could understand her letting her current husband ask her to do the arrangements, but EX??? What's REALLY going on between them that he feels comfortable enough to do that crap? If she won't put an end to the personal relationship with the ex husband, you may want to reconsider your role as her current.
No Rest For This Dickhead
or is that for the wicked? eh, it sounds the same     so I unexpectedly got to go to Minneapolis this week... walked around the Mall of America and the only thing I bought was a chai tea latte from Caribou. On my way driving home from work today, I get told I'm flying to Atlanta on Tuesday. Fun times. I like the travel. I really do. But I need a fucking vacation already. I am bumped around on short notice. Even between phone calls my brain has to shift gears so frequently I think I've burned up the transmission.   *sigh* someone call the waaaaaaaaaaaahmbulance.
My Worse Most Closly Guarded Secret........................
My worse most closly guarded secret........................   Every one has secrets. Some are really bad and some are embarrassing. Some are things that we would think would scare people away if they knew about us. I have so many secrets that I hold inside myself for many reasons.    I have decided to let one out to make me feel better and to see who stays and who runs from me.    I worked for many years as a fire fighter and enjoyed every moment. The down side to an old smoke eater like me is the damage that all that exposure had on my body. I over came the broken bones, the burns, the torn muscles, the aches and pains and accepted them as part of the job. I knew from the start that my life would be shortened by the life I chose.    Now I am done with that and facing the results of my many exploits. I have, to date, five different forms of cancer in and on my body. I have other problems but they are slower acting/progressing so they don’t count as much. On June 13, 2011 I g
An Activated Fupony Does What?
A thousand credits and the stupid Fupony just dances?  For my money, it should get up in the morning and make've already gotten screwed buying it!   It reminds me of the story that Orson Bean tells -    This is a story about a guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What the hell!"Finally, the guy says all right and hands over the fifteen dollars.The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird, closes the curtain. Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" Feathers come flying out of the cage.The vet says, "Holy gee," and runs across the room and opens the curtain
I Had A Good Day
it's kinda rare so i thought i'd share... first we went for pizza at an all you can eat pizza buffet i ate a full pizza before they even showed up(they being my brother his wife and their kids) then we went to go usa fun park.... i paid for the gocart rides... even my fat brother's... i rode with my nephew justin because he was too small to ride it alone... :( we lost... maybe cause most everyone else was riding single... dammit... but i'll be damned if we didn't hit a few people lol(no bumping cars sir... blah blah blah right?) then we managed to spend like $35 on some really retarded games... think i spent like 5 or 6 dollars on this batman wack a mole game trying to get the high score lol and everyone played that little game where you roll the balls down and try and make it in the little holes... and a couple shooter games... and... ummm the kids played some other weird random stuff then they had to count their tickets up for prizes... they got a little candy... some gun with an
********************ended, Ty Everyone*****************************
  price reduced, hit me up for details...i will work with ya on this!!! famps start later tonight, get in on this now!!     I have 24 fam spots to sell at 10mil or 10 creds each!!  (YES 10 mill or 10 creds is ALOT for a fam add, I know and I realize this is a lot to read but I want to be thorough so anyone interested knows exactly what theyre paying for and I wont have too many questions to answer lol) So here's whats up...I'm gonna rock the fu blings and others stuff on Friday/Saturday and part of Sunday w/approx 36hrs of famps/gm and a HH with all ability blings running. (PLUS I just had my 30 day Blast activated yesterday and thats making me points and $$...that has nothing to do with the fam add has everything to do with me being fu-broke lol) so ok....this Saturday coming up, the 25th...i have a HH at 11am. on Friday at 11:45-11:50am i am turning on an auto, then at 4am Saturday i am turning on a boomy and at 6am I am starting a famp(might even start one at midnig
Father's Day
Breakfast: Omelete and O.J. made by my son Cards Gifts Lunch: Hot dog and beer halfway through 18 holes of golf.  Dinner: Grilled Salmon and wine Ping Pong Volleyball Shower, foot massage by daughter then son.  A Perfect Day.  
The One
when do I stop letting myself  be considered a second sometimes a sixth or seven  in someones eyes  when do I become the one where the rest fade away the world just seems to melt all that is left is you and i  being all you needed why must I fight for you shouldnt you be mine  never knew I had to fight to keep you  when you said you gave your heart to me I dont recall giving it up shouldnt that mean your still mine but as I watch I see im not the one not the solo vision in your eyes but a second  a misted over beauty put on a self for in case of lonliness reach for me I never saw you as less  but the one  now I have to wonder was I ever a one  a shiny star at one time now a tarnished gem cast aside for the new shiny ones staring down from my lofty perch high on the forgotten shelf I watch as the words you once said were for me  were yet again said to  another when do you cast that look up do you even see me there have i just become some thing  inst
There was something on the radio the other day about things people do that nobody else does - basically saying that was what made people unique.   It kinda bugged me cuz all the things people were saying were kinda lame (sing in the shower level) and well, pedantically speaking, even one in a million is not unique, it's just 'rare'. Generally I think it is our combination of traits which makes us unique (if anything at all does) rather than any one thing we do.   However, as I was in my kitchen this evening, draping my face over my steam inhaler, deeply breathing in my particularly strange combination of essential oils whilst simultaneously doing modified yoga poses cuz I was did cross my mind that possibly nobody has ever done that least not quite that way...and possibly will ever, or could ever do...or want to.   I R SPESHUL =D        
For My Fellow Homo's In Arms...
I've always been kinda bull headed and stubborn. Yanno, "Stand up for what you believe in, even if you're standing alone" kinda thing. If you've read one of my eariler blogs, I talked about my desire to join the military and my apprehension on why I didn't. Well all my worry and apprehension was made a reality when I woke up this morning. Woke up eariler than I normally do, a little before 7:30am. My adoptive father was already gone to work. He is an American Soldier in the US ARMY. Spoke to a friend of mine, also a member of the US ARMY who's currently in Afghanistan. And began to read some news from around the area and I was soon enraged by what I found. I'm also feeling a bit confused. Why would a group of people who were oppressed for so long continue the cycle? Less than 10 miles from my house, and all I could think about was really? Attacking another minority. Even more so attacking the people who are fighting and training to save you from cowards but by what you did you prov
Turn On Your Light???
If you havent alraedy seen this on FB...TURN ON YOUR LIGHT FOR CAYLEE ANTHONEY...we are supposed to be turning on porch lights for her...Ok thats fine..BUT Why not turn your porch lights off. Take that money that you're funneling into the electric company and donate it here instead...they could do a lot more good than your local electric company! Visit The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children  
Win For Fubar?
So after being up the entire night and Facebook was not entertaining in the least, I looked to Fubar for something to keep me busy...well....Fubar maded me happy! And has kept most of my attention off Facebook today. I think this is a major win for Fu today. They should really make a bling in my honor.
okay so i had a good time with my brother his wife and kids last couple days watched the zac brown band(kinda bluegrass or county) and an awesome fireworks display at fort stewart the kids always cheer me up... even if they did beat me at bowling... :( while i was there though there was a wildfire burning out of control like a mile and a half from their house which kinda sucked and closed down a couple roads they had the most awesome thing ever... an all you can eat mexican buffet XD nom nom nom nom while i was eating my 6th chicken fajita i got a call from bridgestone... i got the job i wanted but since i was in georgia i'll have to wait till next month to start it when i do start it i'll probably be working 7 12 hour days in a row for awhile... it'll help with my lack of a social life but i won't get on here much either i think... ummm oh and i got barred from my usual hang out by the owner's cunt wife for slapping a person in the face with a cupcake on their birthday... kinda
Ramblings And Whatnot
ok, well most have read my status and are asking what's up ...   it's really more than anything ... i am frustrated, with just about everything.  Yes, it's part of life.  Normally I can write and deal and things will be fine.  I am working to that point.  I enjoy writing but lately nothing is coming out the way it's needed.  Because of a couple issues with work, I am not working there anymore.  I realize it takes more than one person to make the situation but when you bend over backwards and someone is still being a cvnt and everything was handled let it go, don't hold onto it.  Definately don't call me names for something someone else did.  and don't do in front of customers.  It can be handled before or after, NOT during.  So anyway, yeah I am not working which has me on edge.  I am really odd about things, I like working.  I am working with a few places to hopefully start soon.  I am hoping this week.  I am also hoping that something else positive will happen so I can get moved in
Something Special
On the drive up to my dad's place I thought about what I would do if you were driving us there. I would be holding your hand and playing with your fingers, letting you know I'm feeling playful. About ten minutes away from the house, I slide over on my seat, closer to you. I know you're trying to concentrate on driving but I can't keep my hands off. I start by kissing your neck, my tongue traces upwards, and I nibble on your ear lobe. I whisper in your, "I want you so much", and my hand starts to rub your thigh suggestively. I hear you let out one of those moans, those manly little grunts of yours that drive me wild. My hand drifts over to the fast-growing bulge in your jeans, rubbing playfully while I kiss your neck and whimper in your ear that I can't wait to get home. After what seems like an eternity, we arrive at the house. We get out the car and walk toward the house. I'm fumbling around with the keys, trying to pick the right one. I feel you wrap your arms around me from behi
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Most Faked Ever Strikes Again : Raven Riley
This is Raven Riley. Probably the most faked porn star ever on I see it strikes tinkerbell@ fubar Almost the weekend!
His Hands
Tonight was amazving and terrifying at the same time, I had no idea he would ask me if he could come in, and what was I to (3 hours before) He picked me up at 7 for the movie, I was so nervous, he was so gorgous and I felt like a peasant girl, but he didn't seem to notice. He walked to me to the car and the wind blew and the smell of him made me weak, my gosh does he even know what he does to me, the drive was what one might expect "how was you week" "how were classes" we got to the movie and I must admit all I could think about was him holding my hand and the beat of his pulse pounding together with mine like a crazy african dance beat. We got our tickets and sat down, scary movies are my favorite but I could focus on anything but my breathing, the lights went down and the movie started, I was begining to get a little cold but didn't want to seem like a baby so I just cuddled closer and then it seeing that I have never been with a man..HA who am I kidding
Cooking With Melissa-spaghetti Squash
Spaghetti Squash   looks kinda strange huh? I love cooking and part of the reason i started this blog was to have a place to share my cooking recipes,ideas and some recipes ive picked up along the way.  things you need to know about this funky vegtable It's mild and has a slightly nutty taste. It works well with just about any recipe you might make using regular spaghetti noodles. Kids are fond of the simple olive oil or butter with their favorite cheese or salt and pepper. Traditional red sauce works well too. Spaghetti squash is a dieter's dream because It has no fat and is extremely low in calories .. only 25 in a 1/2 cup serving.   I remember opening my first squash and thinking..this is like potatoes! it look alot like hash brows and sure enough when you taste it you can taste that potato texture. this is one of natures super food that most of us dont take advantage of.This veggie screams eat me..and make me into something good.Most of the reason you do't eat it is
Jake250: I wanna cum right in ur hair To Jake250: you're disgusting Jake250: mm I wanna shoot all my warm sticky cum all over ur face and in ur hair..and rub it around with my dick To Jake250: never gonna happen Jake250: mm it would if I were there To Jake250: no. it wouldn't. you disgust me. Jake250: oh it would happen.. if I had to hold you down and force you To Jake250: so you're a rapist? no wonder you're online perving women Jake250: whatever it takes     This is just really disturbing to me. Sitting behind the computer seems to make little boys feel invincible. Rape is real. Its not something I find amusing at all. Do the women of the world a favor.. Play in traffic.
Really Hate This...
I really, really hate begging for this crap....but yet, I am...I have no shame.     I need 16 more Angels to add me to their families and then I can level. Anyone out there that can help? It's much appreciated....and I'm sorry. I can't give you anything but my undying gradtitude and maybe a fu-drink or 5....Halp?
Virginia Divorce Laws........such Bullshit!
DIVORCE: Fault and No-Fault Divorce is the ending of a marriage ordered by a court. In Virginia. No-Fault grounds for divorce: No-Fault: (1) living separate and apart without cohabitation for 1 year; or (2) living separate and apart without cohabitation for 6 months if there are no minor children and the spouses have entered into a separation agreement. [Code of Virginia; Title 20, Section 20-91]. Back to Top Grounds: Fault Divorce There are three principal players involved in your marriage that will also be involved in your divorce: you, your spouse, and the Commonwealth. You cannot simply break up, saddle your charger, and ride off into the sunset. Among other legal considerations, you have to give the Commonwealth an acceptable reason why you should be allowed to break up. The reason is known as the ground for your divorce. Over the years each state has enacted legislation that governs acceptable grounds. Grounds  for Divorce in Virginia are: (1) Adultery; or for sodomy
My Bill Rocks...
The bill, 42.40, the tip, 9.10, the total, 51.50.  VH!!!!   Yeah, and I totally wrote a Van Halen logo under it too....   Let me explain for those confused, when I say bill, I mean my bill for dinner, also called a check, or whatever...
Why Bling Packs??
Something I've noticed about blings is, when someone polishes it... you get points, the polisher gets points, and the person it was given to gets points... when you buy a bling pack... you get NOTHING!!! Zip, zilch, natha, zero, goose egg... Now, I've been on fubar a number of times, and spend a fair amount of money here... why?? for the fun... on REAL friends to help them out... and for my own fubar gains... you know what they say, "the dollar decides how far you can go..." right?? But when someone blatantly comes out and says "I'd rather have the credits..." how can I call that person a friend?? That's a slap in the face, and plain insulting and offensive... To those of you who have done this to me, you are now on my "no more bling for you" list. Nothing personal, no, yes, it was personal and that's how I feel... if you're gonna look a gift horse in the mouth then you really need to re-evaluate your sense of humanity, and your upbringing... Thanks... more later...
A Tribute To Amy Winehouse By Russell Brand
        The tragic death of Amy Winehouse has made a huge impact on her family, her many fans and her celebrity friends - the outpouring of grief and the emotional tributes paid to the 27-year-old star show just how loved and respected she was for her talent. However, one friend of Amy’s has gone further than just posting a 140 character message on Twitter. Clearly deeply affected by Amy’s passing, Russell Brand has used his website to speak about Amy’s untimely death, and his words are of course funny, moving and deeply saddening. Bearing in mind that Russ could have so easily followed the same fate as Amy, it’s no surprise that Russ has been moved to write at length about his friend…     For AmyWhen you love someone who suffers from the disease of addiction you await the phone call. There will be a phone call. The sincere hope is that the call will be from the addict themselves, telling you they’ve had enough, that they’re ready to
Hot Dogs Cause Cancer? Wtf
                                                                        what does'nt cause cancer now days?   Don't know..but I do know what the American cancer society is saying that does? not by any surprise hotdogs!! man what did a hotdog ever do to someone?  Also not by any surprise,  July also happens to be national hotdog mouth..go figure! freaks have been trying to get rid of hotdogs forever in a day now. I can see how some people would want to change how americans view hotdogs they are our trade mark and not to be mean we arent exactly the most healthy or skinny nation around people. Peters et al studied the relationship between the intake of certain foods and the risk of leukemia in children from birth to age 10 in Los Angeles County between 1980 and 1987  "The study found that children eating more than 12 hot dogs per month have nine times the normal risk of developing childhood leukemia"                                                                      
[i Forgot To Mention]
I had a WONDERFUL nightmare last night.   You ever chewed glass and really just... roll it around in your mouth? Yeah, I did that for a few hours last night, and had to keep digging it out of my gums, tongue, lips, and pile it up in a nice, neat pile to build a tower... I got the corner of the foundation done by the time I finally woke up, and this was a nightmare that lasted about 30 minutes, but in dreamtime was around 6 hours. I even had to walk back to this... well of broken glass, and... munch it around while I carried it and... step on the glass that I spilled and had to dig it out of my foot and then my hand... and then my mouth again.   God... and it just kept STICKING in my mouth, like it dug itself in. I had to think why I had such a vivid recollection of how glass kinda bounced around in my mouth and how bad all of this hurt and how it came out in such compact lil pebbles... and then I remembered car crash... man that was a lot of blood. And yes- glass go
Lets Discuss Common Sense Guys
Ok, I don't pretend to be an overly intelligent individual but I do kinda take pride in the level of Common Sense that I believe I posses.  Now let's define common sense, the ability to make a rational decision/judgement based on current knowledge of the situation and past experiences.  Now, that being said, why on earth guys do you expect every woman on here to want to Fuck you.  I mean you can't walk in to a bar, and go up to the first attractive (or unattractive for that matter) woman you see and say "let's fuck!".  Your gonna get your ass kicked.  So why on earth would you expect every woman on FUBAR to wanna fuck you or cam with you or look at your tiny excuss for a penis.  I will never understand this mentality.  The only thing I can think of is looking at it from a phsycological standpoint and that these guys watch WAAAY to much porn.  In porn, girls all over, in the street, bars, clubs, neighbors, there all ready to fuck.  Well guys, guess what, THAT'S PORN, THEY ARE BEING PAID
Demon Tab..... Rip
Thank you ThunderWoman for doing all that you did to find out what happened to Tab. *hugs*   Here is Toms obit/guestbook. He passed away in Tampa, Florida but was from Delaware where he now rests forever.   Here is the funeral home's obit and guestbook too.   You made days a lot funner for a lot of people because you gave it your all, without asking for anything in return. You are the only man on Fubar that was a gentleman to me since day one of us ever chatting a long time ago. For that, you are respected my dear, deeply and always. I am sad you are gone. It hasn't been the same without you nor will it ever be but at least now we know thanks to your friend in NC who called the sheriff in our county and state to do a well check on you just from a phone number! Lots of love goes to her for doing this! Wished things
I think fu should have a daily contest for biggest douche.  The winner would then be exempt from being green or ranking of any kind for the day.  To be nice, they could make it so a given account can only "win" once a week or month or some such. I'm thinking perhaps some of the asses might be proud of winning the biggest douche award... they can even be a special brown color. Talk amongst yourselves...
Why Is Making A Band Salute Important?
Most people came to fubar because we are different than any place on the internet. Since day one we pride ourselves on REAL people behind the profiles. Let's face it, any old man or lady can pretend to be a young hottie and that is kind of gross. The salute is your drivers license on fubar. It proves you are real. It also humanizes your band.  The salute is not very hard to do. This is the official How to make a salute link HGK was the first band to listen to me about salutes. They made this salute and did a video broadcast and a member liked them so much she tattooed their band name on her arm.    Mr And Mrs Sinfully Shadow@ fubar She tatted their band name on her arm. Now thats love!   This is an example of how salutes can work towards your advantage. Hard 2 Handle Im Not Mean Im Real@ fubar Hard2Handle is our top legend on the site. This means she has the most fans. She has been hottest user before and held that title for over a year
Things That I Hate
Robbed V2
If you read the previous blog of mine, you will see that the place I work was robbed this morning. They now have a video of the stores surveillance camera. Here's the link if you want to look::
Criminal Act ?
                                                                    Criminal Act         Can you spare a moment?,      do you have the time?      I want to report a stolen Heart,      but I'm not sure if it's a crime.          I thought it was protected,      safely tucked away,      the last time I saw it      I was with you      and it's not here today.          I don't know if you took it,       or even if it's a crime       if you need it more than I do,       then bring it back later       and please take your time.           Please tell me,        is it big enough for you?,        does it fit you like a glove?,        if you don't want to return it        will you give it all your love?.           I've decided to change my mind,        I think it's for the best,        I now know my heart beats better,        now that it's in your chest.           So take my heart,        and protect it ,        handle it with care        and know that if you eve
Why do I feel alone right now? I have so many people in my life and yet I feel all alone and yet for no good reason. I have some one i love very much in my life I love my fam. and I have some kick ass friends but I fell like I let them all down more than I lift them up and maybe thats why I feel so alone. I have done nothing to help lift them and I know this or maybe I am just empty inside and putting on a front of some body I really am not. I help people every day this I know but what am I really doing for them? Some times I wonder if I am really helping them or hurting them more and thay are just to affraid or to nice to tell me so. Yet here I sit with all I do still for some reason I do not know feeling empty inside, feeling like just a shell of a person that is lost, that has come to a cross roads and waiting for his personal jesus to ask him witch road are you gonna travel the road that is easy but always leads you astray or the hard bumpy road that will lead you to where you nee
Fu News 2nd Edition
so im creeping up on 90 days on fu... i know, a drop in the bucket for some of you die hards that have been here for 2/3/ even up to 5 years... but ive been here long enough to notice a few things *** some men have no awareness: there are at least 3 profiles that ive seen of "women" loaded with plenty of pics. theyre getting bling, rates, and comments. these profiles have no salutes. (surprise surprise). the kicker, the profiles are of women that are famous pornstars. guys... get a clue. or dont. i really dont care. continue to drag down the entire male gender with your rampant stupidity by believing Gianna is really in your shoutbox. im sure the dude that owns the profile is laughing all the way to the fu-bank as he reads your pervy messages about how you wanna fuck him... i mean her. *** insanity is a common disease among the women: albert einstein said insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. to all you women who date these fu players
Sexy Salute Contest
Sexy Salute Contest......   My contest is going to be simple and to the point..... I want sexy salutes... Get your sexy on and lets do this... You will be Saluting me.. yes me not Fubar... not the chick down the street me!!!!!!    1st place... 65 credits   2nd place... 40 credits   3rd place... 20 credits   NO DRAMA NO BULL SHIT OR YOUR KICKED WITHOUT REFUND... THERE IS A 5 MILLION DOLLAR FU BUCK BUY IN TO BE APART OF THIS CONTEST!!!!!!   The winner is based on how many rates you recieve .... yes I said rates... so its up to you if you truly want to win or not!!!!   Everyone is welcome to be in this contest friend or not!!!! Everyone will have ther chance to win!!!!   Once their are 15 entries, that is when the contest begins... It will end exactly 3 weeks from the starting date....... So if your interested ..make the salute....... send me a fumail... and let the sexiness begin!!!!!   NO YOU CANT USE YOUR FUBAR SALUTE EITHER!!!!!!! SO MAKE CASPER A SALUTE!
True Friends Or Not!
I often wonder who my real friends are....sometimes it is hard to figure out. I know of a few but unsure of the rest. I do not need fake friends at this poin in time...I value the ones I have. No matter where life may take me...I need to know who are the ones that I can still talk too. If I was to delete my profile...would you still be here for me or would you just fade away like so many other's. Who are you and are you still someone I can count on...I know that no matter what happens I will be there for you in any way possible.  True friends or not! I wrote on my profile that the ones in my family I trust, admire and adore....I would go to the ends of the earth if needed. I would be the one to dig the hole if they needed it js.
Dobn't Fit Everyone But Hey... Lol
Sexy I call you sexy and you look at me, As if this too often you've heard, What you don't know is that you haven't, For most don't know the meaning of that word, Many give compliments to others, To improve how in they are seen, using what sounds like pleasant adjectives, Yet not knowing what they truly mean, I could call you cute , or what some call adorable, As how people use to describe a puppy or child, And I wouldn't be misusing the word at all, Especially when one thinks to your smile, I could also look at you and call you Pretty, As one would describe a flower or the evening sky, There would be nothing but truth in my words, Anyone that denies this needs only look at your eyes, Another word that I could use would be hot, As people call those who's shape are for the eyes a feast, We both know that I'd still be using a word perfectly, From your ability to awaken many other's inner lust beast, Though I think I prefer to call you sexy rather than the others, Fo
A Poem I Wrote In 2007
A Vampire's Promise The smell of you, The pulse in your neck I can feel, hear and see your life Coursing through your veins I need it; I want it I will take it from you   Look into my eyes Fall into the endless Sky there See the universe inside us? Past and future fade There is just now, just the two of us.   Give yourself to me Eager and willingly Pleasure and Pain Succubus to my desire I will fulfill every fantasy you ever had.   Bare yourself to me Let me drink your essence Invite me to partake of you Your blood, your flesh, yourlifew I will savor you, remember you Love you forever   I will touch you Where you have never been touched Your hardness, your softness; Your weakness, your strength I will absorb every dream Become every wish Let me stroke you.   Let mne kiss you Inhale you Become one with you Give me your love, your soul, your life We will be immortal Out love endless, timeless.   Warm this coldness Inflame these dead embers That
Obamacare - The Socialist Stampede Continues...
I found this after I heard a report that in the next 2 years that at least 1 in 10 employers will no longer be offering health care to their employees due to cost. I figure it's appropriate. Because this picture really represents exactly what's going it 2012 yet?..peace.
Hh Summary
HH was fun, thanks to everyone who rated and polished and left comments and bombed. A special thanks to Passion's Fire.   Because of the huge bonus today, Rayna got over 18mil in points and can level twice. :D She needs 25 fans, sooooo if you're feeling kind, please fan her. Thank you.
Nsfw Crew!!
Just a little info on our crew....   I have had many people asking what is *NSFW CREW*, it is simple to explain. 1) We have started a crew to help each other. 2) There are no *RULES*, so that means you can be in other groups. 3) Some groups make you do things, we are not like that! 4) Your picture will be posted in a folder and members will rate and like you daily if they can. 5) All we ask is help people if you can. 6) We don't require you to add *NSFW CREW* to your name, if you want to that is cool, if not it is cool too.   We are all here for the entertainment and to level up, so let's have some fun cuz we are *AWESOME*!   If you would like to join the *NSFW CREW* hit me or Asus up! YOU MUST HAVE A VALID SALUTE APPROVED BY FUBAR TO JOIN!! :) Peace Always. NSFW CREW
In Memory Of Killer
I know that most of you don't care nor will most of you read this or anything. But it means something to me. Long time Detroit Lions Beat writer Tom Killer Kowalski passed away suddenly on Monday. He was only 51. He coverd the Lions for nearly 3 decades. There is a Petition going around.. to get the team to wear a patch in his honor. I'm only asking that you go to it, and click the like button. For me. It would mean a lot to me. Thank you.
The Secret Rendezvous
The Secret Rendezvous @ @ I wait in a dimly lit hotel room in upscale London; I’m trembling with nervous anticipation. All I have is a picture with a room number and time on the back, accompanied by a note saying, meet me here on this day. I play with my hair thinking to myself biting my lip; I hope he is as good as he looks. You show up about 10 minutes late just as I am standing to gather my things and leave, you walk in, I am trembling with excitement and the picture falls to the floor slipping from my grasp as it doesn’t apply to you. In person you are a powerful presence. You walk up behind me and grip my shoulders as you move my hair and kiss the back of my neck as your hands begin to wrap around me and gently grasp my breast. You tease until my nipples are hard under your palms. Your move your hands to remove my blouse and bra all the while still kissing my neck and shoulders as I lean my head back and to the side to allow you access. Your hands find the butto
Tales From The Pool
Over the past month, I have been taking advantage of the pool at my complex to get my exercise in.  I think swimming is a great way to go, I can do cardio and strength training while being out doors and working on my color at the same time.  I was going six days a week, for about an hour and a half every day.  I'd alternate between the breast stroke and the crawl, and considering my pool isnt very big, I could do a complete lap up and back in 45-30 seconds respectively.  (So yeah, about 120-180 laps) While I was there, I'd see a few other regulars that I'd like to tell you about. Last year I mentioned the Middle Aged Spice Girls.  Well it appears 75% of them have left, so there's only the one now.  I suppose she isn't lonely though, she does have her well shaped fake boobs that go with her wherever she goes.  Then there is "Ball Boy."  This guy, who I'd say is in his mid to late 20's goes often and has this little soccer ball, which I think is a dog toy.  He'll go with his girlfriend
My boyfriend and I love to call each other names. We like to see what is the ONE name that we can't say, even joking. He has called me so many names in the book. I've been a::   Whore, Bitch, Cunt, Hussy....just to name a few.   He's been:: Asshole, Bastard, Dick, Fucker.......and more.   A few days ago I stopped where he works just to visit and bring him food. We start the name calling and then he says it....the one name that stopped me. I looked at him like "WTF?" That word..................... Skank He called me that and the next thing that flew out of my mouth was "Excuse Me?". I'm not sure why that really got to me the way it did. I mean hell, Skank is the less offensive, as far as vulgarness is concerned, lol. The only thing I can think of that would caused me to say that is because a Whore, Bitch, Cunt, and Hussy can always shower......They can still be a horrible person, but be clean.  When I hear the word skank, I think of filth...and I KNOW I'm NOT filthy. Jus thou
As soon as I get enough contestants...20ish...I will start the contest... Ist prize will be a Polisher 2nd Place will be a Boomy Winner will be determined by a point tally.. Number of rates times average rating plus number of comments times 5.. (rate x avg) + (comments x 5)   If you are interested and want to enter PM me or comment here and i will add you..   Thanks, Barry
A Lonely Hunter Of A Heart
Dark. I'm your citizens, slaving everything you want. Nightmare. The lord , wearing the bloody crown , builds civilization by whipping ridiculous thought. Dear, please do not fall asleep! A lonely hunter of a heart, chased by monsters that come from Deep Town. A lonely hunter of a heart, will rebel against the gloomy kingdom oneday if i get ready. Dear, please do not fall asleep! A lonely hunter of a heart, finding brave guard everywhere. A lonely hunter of a heart, will win the battle and sleep tight on my marshmallow castle.
Friendship Of Me And Sheila
i thought i lost a dear friend in majestic only to be reborned in another friend here in fubar we chat alot and i visit her alot and give her 11s.she means the world to me.
Sparklys Revenge
it seems a certain green person with a phallic name has started a little war and we are being asked to mumm heavily when he attempts to post a mumm. i see this as a good idea. of course i would do this to all greenies but this one in peticular. i ask that you think about htis and see if you feel it is a course of action you wish to take allong with me.
The Waterfall
The Waterfall     Tracy loved this part of Hawaii. The Kahuku Mountains were full of lush green jungle, and Tracy had discovered them while hiking with her husband while on vacation a few years earlier. The military used the range for training, but Tracy had rarely seen them. She was here alone this time, her husband was on Maui at a business meeting. She was on her way to a spot they had found on their second visit here. A cool, crystal clear pool at the bottom of a forty foot waterfall. They had gone skinny dipping here and had the best of times. She wanted to spend the day here in relaxation while her husband was away. Coming to the pool, Tracy began to undress, anxious to wash away the sweat dripping from her body. It was a very hot, humid day, and sweat was rolling into every crevice of her fit and trim body. Turning to face the pool, she noticed clothes hanging from a branch near the waterfall. Ducking behind a tree, she looked around to see who else was here. She hadn't spot
Choosing Not To Choose
Life reaches out, and changes us all. We were all born innocent, helpless and small. I wasn't born this way, it's how I survive. The bitch you see before you, is the reason I'm alive. Always questioning, always doubting, full of pain and fear. Running away from love, drowning in tears. But I wipe them away, with my own two hands. I will never again dry them, on the shoulders of a man. For, there is more to fall, each time I try. Never again, my eyes are dry. Life has taught me, to be bitter and strong. Choosing not to choose, means I can't get it wrong.
Best Divorce Letter
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s t
Email From The Queen (fu Html)
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.  A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. The letter 'U' wil
I found this post on Facebook...and found it very touching. I did not write it, I do not know who did, but I do want to share it.   I was walking around in a supermarket when i saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her af
Fayme In The Uk     scroll down to partners cprner and read the names... thats right i have fayme in england now
Women & Body Issues
(Read this when I was looking up women with weight issues. Depression over women that is skinny and physically beautiful, this was written by a man to us ladies) Dear Ladies, Don't hate on the exterior of another woman's beauty. Just thank the Lord for whatever good exterior attributes that youve been blessed with. All men are different, we like different attributes. You dont have to strive to be like the images you see in the media. Im not saying that the images arent good, but are they good for you? A man could be attracted to you because he likes: 1. The way you speak 2. The way you dress: sporty, professional, casual, classy, plain, revealing and ect.. 3. Your Eyes: they could be big, small, tight, wide, gloomy and bright. You get the picture. 4. Your Nose: how small, how big, sloped, wide, narrow, pointy, rounded and you get the picture. 5. Your Ears: There are many different shapes sizes and ect. 6. The way you walk. 7. The way you stand. 8. The way you pout. 9. Your level
Level 37 Demons - The Easiest Way To Level!
Level 37 can be a challenging level for anyone to complete. The level is especially difficult for people that are Demons because it's difficult to find 50 Demons to add you to their family!  With the new ability structure it is a little easier because there are more people under lvl 40 that are demons, but I still find it is easier to level as an angel. So here is my recommendation, and it has helped a lot of people succeed on this level! Part of the leveling requirements is to use all 11 abilities - 6 demon and 5 angel abilities. Since you have to switch, you should do all 6 of your demon abilities first. Shitface (1), Buzzkill (1), Fam Boost Self (2), Point Boost Self (4), Name Screw (5), and Cloak (8). This will take more than one day due to the number of ability points you have.  Once you have completed all 6 of the demon abilities, then you switch to Angel (at this time the cost to switch is $5 Million FuBucks). Once you have switched to angel you can begin doing the angel abili
Venting It All Out
I seriously think you guys just like to bitch because it gets your adrenaline flowing.   You bitch for years about getting new abilities and when they start working on them, you bitch about how they go about it. You bitch about the widow maker requirement.  Well guess what folks, it's there to weed out the folks who don't think the level is worth it.  Not everything in life is easy.  It's also free to do.  If you don't like it, don't fucking level.  It's that simple.  If there were only easy level requirements, everyone would be at the highest level and bitching about how there isn't any variety. You bitch because you don't have an iPhone or iPad and so you can't get the discount.  Guess what, it's called MARKETING.  Yeah, you know, that thing that companies do to get more business by giving away free shit and discounts?  I also think a lot of you like sore knees, because all you do is beg. "OMG new bling, must have!"  Yeah, so if you must have it, buy it yourself!  Or bette
Taxes, Dept And The Goverment Part Two
No one has been able to explain to me why young men... and women serve in the U.S. Military for 20 years, risking their lives protecting freedom, and only get 50% of their pay. While Politicians hold their political positions in the safe confines of the capital, protected by these same men and women, and receive full pay retirement after serving one term. It just does not make any sense. On Fox news they learned that the staffers of Congress family members are exempt from having to pay back student loans. This will get national attention if other news networks will broadcast it. When you add this to the below, just where will all of it stop? 35 States file lawsuit against the Federal Government Governors of 35 states have filed suit against the Federal Government for imposing unlawful burdens upon them. It only takes 38 (of the 50) States to convene a Constitutional Convention. This will take less than thirty seconds to read. If you agree, please pass it on. This is an idea that
Don't Go There
I have to tell you, from the start. There is no getting through, to my heart. That is a game, we can't even begin. A place I won't go, you can't win. Because there is already a winner, no one else compares. So do us both a favor, and don't go there.
I like the music of Eminem, Kidd Rock, Neil Diamond and Barry Manilow...A LOT!
One Wish
Last night my room mate and I was talking while she was packing for her trip... she asked me one question that had me puzzled, she asked me.. "If you had one wish, what would it be?" And of course happy and healthy kids (thats a given) So I have been doing a lot of thinking and I would have to say...I wish for a man to love me. Not friends' love. I wish for a man to be in love with me. That has never happened to me before. Just once in my life I wish for that to happen. I don't think that is too much to wish for. I hope I get that wish before I die. No one has ever been in love with me before. Maybe it is too much to ask for, I don't know.
Just One Wish ...
If I could have just one wish,I would wish to wake up everydayto the sound of your breath on my neck,the warmth of your lips on my cheek,the touch of your fingers on my skin,and the feel of your heart beating with mine...Knowing that I could never find that feelingwith anyone other ... than you ...
Live well dear friends In all you do, Tho’ paths be old Or paths be new, But to yourself Be ever true, Live well! Laugh often friends Tho’ passing years Bring, sometimes, smiles And, sometimes, tears, For mirth forever Warms and cheers Laugh often! Love much dear friends For love will bring The healing joy And hope of Spring, Where pain and fear may never dwell Nor anguish touch…. And so Live well, Laugh often too, And more, dear friends, Love much!
Real Life
Sorry I've been such a shitty friend lately. Just dealing with some real life issues. I'll be here less and less. Between work and doctors and family bullshit, I'm rarely here anyway. I am not going to get all emo and pour it all out here, because, for the most part, it's no one else's business. If you're close to me, and you want to know, you can feel free to ask. Otherwise, I'll see you when I pop in from time to time.   Be good kids.  
The Storm And The Rainbow
Once upon a time there was a young rainbow women, her mind and body where fully aged, yet the women's soul was still innocent and child like, she lived in a world of smiles and hugs , kisses and stars , glitter and gum drops , a magical place where the women never had any problems, she would gifted others with this world, even if only for a moment at a time, the women never knew of the world outside her realm. The day came that a great storm blew into her world, turning every thing on it's head, yet the women clung to her now fragile lil world, the great storm saw this, it enraged him, he took the form of a man, and came , the storm began to take her world apart piece by piece, till only the bare bones and frame work of this rainbow women's world remained, as the rainbow women began to fall many of those she allowed into her world took there turn to stab her, draining the women of her bright vibrant colors , as she few to the ground, she did not weep , he did not run. The women had lo
Blocked Me And Still He Cries
from: UFC GREEN SMURF... Can A Smurf Get A Buzz Here I Was Just Buzz Killed Grrrr... Troy, NY subject: HAHAHA received: 10/17/2011 07:38 am replied: no   block this member U funny bet it wont every happen again by you and just to make you happy i am going to post a mum about food just for you
....and About Your Job
        To All My Valued Employees, There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country. Of course, as your employer, I am forbidden to tell you whom to vote for - it is against the law to discriminate based on political affiliation, race, creed, religion, etc. Please vote for who you think will serve your interests the best. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interest. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed b
 Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:36 No.4861448   >Go to STD dating site to try to find clingy girls.>Look through girls in my area.>Cute nerdy girl with genital herpes.>She's lonely and no one wants to date her now that she's got an STD.Dare I, /sp/?My dick is screaming no, but my heart is telling me yes. Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:37 No.4861460 >STD dating sitewat >>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:37 No.4861461 >>4861448She has herpes. That's worse than AIDS, because you're gauranteed to get it.Say no to the herp dog. >>  acidwithwalton !Fh9qhLwuIw 5/22/10(Sat)23:37 >  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:37 No.4861467 condom? >>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:37 No.4861468 It's like I'm really on /r9k/.
I'm in a MOOD! Mad, Salute Making MOOD! OK, maybe just mad. I'll be making more tonight. Anyone want one? Don't be disappointed if I keep my clothes on in my salutes. . .
My Affinity To Attract Mrasshole
MrAssh0le: ....hello there....good morning/afternoon/ are you today?....may I be able to ask you a "nsfw" question? LisaAnn: sure, asshole MrAssh0le: thats mrasshole lol MrAssh0le: ....If I showed you a photo of my fat cock, would you give me an honest opinion whether you like it or not? LisaAnn: Nope ....a cock is just a muscle with no common sense. MrAssh0le: simple no was fine didnt need your reasoning lol LisaAnn: what ever MrAssh0le: exactly
I am a hopeless romantic and most of the time, I put my heart before my head.  This can be an issue.
It Keeps Them Seperate
So it was bed time for my boys. They are old enough now that they do not need to be seeing me change clothes.  I tell them to roll over and close their eyes, no other rooms were avaliable for me to change in.  Right when I'm almost finished, my youngest rolls over. The following is the exact conversation between us three.  Green is my oldest Red is my youngest Pink is me Mommy, your boobs are big Just go to sleep  But mine aren't that big, see??  (followed by him lifting up his shirt and rubbing his nipples) That's cause you're a boy. Some boys have boobies He's right. Some boys are big and they have boobies too. Just lay down and go to bed (I bend over to pick up my clothes that I'd had on) What's that crack for?
I think regular season baseball is BORING...but I think playoff baseball is one of the most exciting things I've ever witnessed.  Ladies and gentlemen...I believe I have been made into a baseball fan. *gasp*
Why I've Been Mia
Simply put; I'm in love. I'm in love with the most wonderful man I've even known. "We found love in a hopeless place"; litterally. Who knew two people could shine brightly enough through all the darkness, shadiness, and bullshit that's found on this site? Who knew two people could sort through the lies, the deciet, and the hatred that fills so many people around here and find each other? He's my world. Life has never been better. We've spent time all over the country together already. We spent a wonderful time in St. Louis and at a Cardinals game so it's kind of nice they won the World Series the year we went to see them :) And OMG NYC is wonderful! lol I'm not around much, but theres a couple of you I do miss and need to get in touch with :P The next year will be very busy for us; some of you know why and others will find out later :P So even though I'm not around much, keep looking for updates here ;)   Oh, and our wonderful pumpkins we carved for Halloween; Adam's first pump
Marry Me...
I WANT A MAN WHO HAVE THE GUTZ TO TELL MY FATHER THIS WORDS "Sir can I marry your daughter And   make her my wife I want her to be the only girl that I love for the rest of my life And give her the best of   me 'till the day that I die, yeah I'm gonna marry your princess And make her my queen She'll be the most   beautiful bride that I've ever seen Can't wait to smile When she walks down the aisle On the arm of her   father On the day that I marry your daughter.."
I Have Been Murdered!
I have been murdered.. thrown to the ground... beaten, kicked, and stabbed. Left bleeding... no remorse... nothing left... NOTHING!! Lying dead... no longer beating... what is this cold feeling? What happened I cannot explain... nothing left but a shell... no more tears... no more pain... no more fear... no more of anything... You are to blame... took what I gave... crushed what was left.. killed the very thing that I had held dear I was murdered I no longer breath.
Internet Bullys And Trolling
This is a Liz Vicious Announcement . A public Service announcement Twitter has sent me Information dealing with the Issue of Trolling TWITTER CAN AND WILL REMOVE ALL ACCOUNTS (MEANING MR "THEY CANT REMOVE US ALL AT ONCE WITH ONE REPORT" YOUR WRONG THEY CAN. To sum this up and maybe make this a bit FUN lets get a little creative here shall we. of course the Twitter letter was much more Business like and official sounding But I thought that people would like my Little twist on this According to Twitter the "lord's of the land" Twitter the owners of the website themselves. Along with their merry band of admins, shall restore order and peace in the cyber realm. They shall smite thoust with thine the boot of justice. I have been given the email to contact if that Kind of TROLLING happens again. Twitter CAN and WILL Take Action AGAINST ALL of the persons Involved. (As they see fit of course they are after all the "lord's of the land" and more than likely the one that also keeps t
Most of the time, I wish I had a HUGE virtual red pencil so I could correct all of the rampant grammar and spelling mistakes on Fubar.
Oh So True
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
You Taught Me That
I used to walk through life, thinking I had it bad. Now I am almost thankful, for the rough times I've had. I may have looked through, blood tears. But I have also grown, because of that fear. Before YOU and I, ever did speak. I just thought I was strong, but YOU knew I was weak. YOU seen straight through, my little act. Lying to myself, is one thing I'm good at. YOU inspire me, give me hope. YOU give me more, than even YOU know of. Dreams are possible, YOU taught me that much. And that's only one reason, loving YOU too much, could never be enough.
Welcome To Me
To all of you, that do not understand. Let me paint you a picture, take my hand. Can you see it? The pain and regret. If not, then you're not there yet. Drop the images, of everything around you. Now you're alone, scared with no one to help you. Young and innocent, but not for long. Life puts you in your place, where you belong. It shows you, just how strong you can be. When not given a choice, welcome to me.
Excerpt From My Story Sin Upon Pleasure
Sebastian  Regardless that I'm a monster of known violence  this was hardly what I had wanted to ever happen to her, she of all people deserved many things but not this.... I walked over to her still body laying akwardly on the floor and got on my knees to check her pulse. I didn't care about the blood staining my clothes or how pitiful I looked, I was desperate to find life still in her. Her pulse was faint but still there and I could only sigh in relief. If I could cry tears as humans did I would have, she was lucky to be alive. Yet even in the chaos of the blood smeared across her face and the mess she had created she looked so pure and angelic.  Her beautiful white cotton dress was ruined with stains upon stains of her attackers blood as well as in her hair. One shoe was hanging off her left foot crookedly almost as if it was fighting to come off but couldn't and the bow in her hair was halfway undone and threatening to fall out. She  looked like an innocent child caught in the
Be Good To Yourself
Trust yourself You know what you want and need. Put yourself first. You can't be anything for anybody else  unless you take care of yourself.   Let your feelings be known.They are important.Express your opinions.It's good to hear yourself talk.   Value your thinking.You do it well.Take the time and space you need.Even if other people are wanting something
13th International Transgender Day Of Remembrance
Transphobic Murders In 2011 (So Far)Reana ‘Cheo’ BustamenteLocation: Tegucigalpa, HondurasCause of Death: Multiple stab wounds to the chestDate of Death: January 2, 2011No age reportedGénesis Briget MakaligtonLocation: Comayagüela City, HondurasCause of Death: StrangulationDate of Death: January 7, 2011Génesis was approximately 23-27 years old.Krissy BatesLocation: Minneapolis, MinnesotaCause of Death: StabbedDate of Death: January 10, 2011Krissy was 45 years old.Fergie Alice FergLocation: San Pedro Sula, HondurasCause of Death: Shot multiple times in the head and chestDate of Death: January 18, 2011No age reported.Tyra TrentLocation: Baltimore, MarylandCause of Death: StrangledDate of Death: February 19, 2011Tyra was 25 years old.Priscila BrandãoLocation: Belo Horizonte, BrazilCause of Death: shot in the headDate of Death: March 2, 2011Priscila was 22 years old.Marcal Camero TyeLocation: Forrest City, ArkansasCause of Death: Shot and draggedDate of Death: March 8, 2011Marc
Brusha, Brusha, Brusha
  I love to brush my teeth.  I love the way it makes my mouth feel, how it makes my teeth feel and the way my breath smells afterwards.  Brushing your teeth is all about good dental hygiene and super fresh breath.  Toothpaste is vital to both of those things.  You have to have the right toothpaste in order to achieve both of those goals when you brush your teeth.   I have come to realize that I am picky about my toothpaste.  I have preferences.  I want it to be minty and taste/feel fresh...none of this orange or citrus mess.  That's like brushing your teeth with a piece of fruit and what's fresh feeling about that???   Secondly, I want it to get foamy...foamy = working.  If there isn't much foam to it, it can't possibly be doing what it's supposed to do.  After I brush my teeth, I want to be able to suck in some air and feel the coolness.  If I say "ahhhhhh" after I brush my teeth, it's a good experience.Which brings me to my current dilemma.  I bought some new toothpaste the other d
No one has ever accused me of being the most well balanced and least paranoid person they know. But you can come over just tonight and I'd like you to stay. We can lick salt off each other's skin, and play card games.   that's when I noticed you stopped responding and I felt the empty, blank girth between my legs so often overlooked   I can't remember the last time, or the first that hands were layed on me in touch, in tandem. Playing the rhythm and harmony of kiss, love, and orgasm.   Sigh against the porcelain. It'd probably be enough...
Child Services
    I don't know how else to explain how bad I feel on the inside when thinking of this whole situation dealing with my son. There are things I regret not doing and wish I had done, but I have done everything I could to try and prove myself to DYFS that I am a fit and suitable mother for my son Zackery. But the things is... I AM his mother and I know I have been a good one, and there are things that prove it. I just recently read about someone in another Case with Child Services... they just sued them over false accusations, revealing confidential information from therapists, and using illegal documents in court. This is funny because this is exactly the kind of thing that we are facing and for how many years? 2 long years! And I give these people Props because they WON this case against this manipulative Coorporation!!! Now it's time to Attack them ourselves and GET our son back, but where do we start? I don't know what else to say except that I am enraged by how cruel these peopl
Sketched Male Celebrities
James Dean Al Pacino in the Godfather John Candy Clint Eastwood Joey Jordison Bruce Lee Dane Coo
When you're a plus size woman, people like to say "Yeah, she's cute in the face", as if being full figured is such a disgrace. Honey, I'm cute in the face, and I'm thick in the waist. I look good whether I'm in cotton, leather, or lace. I'm beautiful, vibrant and above all, smart! And there's more to me than my weight, I also have a heart. Yes my clothes may be a bigger size, that just means you have access to a bigger prize. We are all not self-conscious about our weight, and we never have a problem getting a date. So don't think you're small frame gives you more pull, I'm a hot, sexy, curvy woman with a figure that's full. JFS :)
Are You Submissive?
The Are You A Born Submissive Test Written by subthoughts Are You A Born Submissive?Do you melt at the merest suggestion of a command? Were you born to serve? Take the test and find out just how submissive you are. submission Your result for The Are You A Born Submissive Test ... You are 7% Submissive! Submissive and dominant personality traits are part of everyone's natural make-up. You may be very dominant in the workplace or in being the head of your family, and yet still be submissive when it comes to relationship or sexual matters.  If you scored high you may want to look into BDSM as a healthy outlet for your need to serve and obey. If you scored very high it's likely you have already done so. If you scored very low you may want to take my test on dominance, and may have already explored BDSM as a healthy outlet for your need to control and direct others.  You can find out more about this topic at my site. Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)  You scored 7% on Submissi
I am very happy and excited to share that the lymph nodes I had removed came back negative for cancer. I am now cancer free. I am however still high risk and also still healing from surgery but am now more positive and excited about the life I have. I have a newfound look on things and know it can only get better from here. Thank you again for all the love and support I got from my friends here on fubar :):):)
Why Married Women Should Avoid A Girls Night Out Once Married..
   The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-wittedsolution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoosMIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckooclock.'When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times
One Person Is All It Takes
Put a smile on'll get better...that's what I get...but that's just prolonging things...people say..why waste your time..I say..why not? is sad how people are too quick to dismiss people and what they may be person can make so much of a difference...I went too long without having that one person to wanna help....and I am grateful to this day for that one person that made all the difference in the world....too many times you see people complaining about how their kids aren't going to eat..or how they can't pay their bills...but yet they are walking around with the newest cell phones....or carrying around that bottle in their hands....they refuse to lay down the same issues that broke them in the first place....those are the people I am most interested in...the ones that are broken...pieces can be put back together..and all it takes is for one person to open their eyes view me and wat do you see...a perso
Hello, And Welcome To The Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the lineso we can trace your call.If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to themother ship.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell youwhich number to press.If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number youpress-no-one will answer.If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until arepresentative comes on the line.If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, dateof birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep orbefore the beep. Or after th
Early Christmas Present
Last night I received an early Christmas present, a 1 year old German Rottweiler who weighs 120 lbs. He is HUGE!!!!   I've wanted one forever and came across this one and the lady gave him to me.   I am sooooooo happy with Achillies (that's what I named him...after Brad Pitt in Troy)   I will post pictures later tonight :)   P.S. I love some of you, lust more of you and tolerate the rest of you (h)
Jealousy is a negative feeling which is similar to envy. You feel jealous of someone when he or she possesses something that you don’t have. It might be money, some unique personality trait or any kind of achievement made by a person because of which he or she is envied by his or her contemporaries. In Christian Mythology, jealousy has been regarded as the green-eyed monster which mocks the meat that it feeds on. Jealousy is not considered a positive feeling in any way. Jealousy has been considered to be the love bed of the burning snarl. In the words of Aristotle, “Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes himself get good things by jealousy, while the other does not allow his neighbour to have them through envy.”  
Don't Send A Bigot To Do A Man's Job...
I slapped some broad who showed up as having me blocked.. she threw a fit in my PM's and then sent some douchebag after me..      gr1m r34p3r: Will u plz leave megan alone.she got u blocked for a reason.leave her alone cause I will be havin a god mode and pimp slap u 20 ways to Sunday. 12:35pm more To gr1m r34p3r: lol.. do i seem like the kind of person who cares? 12:36pm reply gr1m r34p3r: well leave megan the fuck alone. 12:37pm more To gr1m r34p3r: I'll do what i want.. if the 2 of you don't quit your fucking crying i'll activate another pimphand.. lol 12:40pm reply gr1m r34p3r: like u sorry ass scares me. 12:41pm more To gr1m r34p3r: quit crying like a bitch then 12:42pm reply gr1m r34p3r: then only bitch around here is u leave megan alone final warnin 12:44pm more To gr1m r34p3r: i just slapped her.. what you got? 12:44pm reply gr1m r34p3r: got pick on a female what a bitch 12:4
Santa Is Angry
I don't think I'm going to get my stock in Microsoft this Christmas cause Santa is still angry at me for eating his cookies last year. I told him it wasn't me but it was as if HE KNEW I was lying. I mean it was as if he knew when I was sleeping and knew when I was awake. (fyi: Santa invented Google) But that wont stop me: I have a foolproof plan to pin the cookie theft on the Wilson"s. I'll plant some evidence but can I get anyone to lie to Santa for me? 
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They aren't goin g to let my nephew home for Christmas unless something miraculous happens. I keep praying, but let's face it...I am not on the best terms with God.  
I want to know who hasn't watched Boondock Saints. It's an amazing movie. I plan on converting everyone to it.   Watch the trailer =]  
Why I Like To Kill Peoples Buzz's
11:33am reply  sunset: i dont even know you 11:34am more To  sunset: i'm spending my ability points on you! and i'm not asking for any form of payment 11:35am reply  sunset: not me lol 11:35am reply  sunset: my friend 11:35am reply  sunset: and to buzz kill is bad 11:35am reply  sunset: it takes your drinks and lowers your points 11:35am reply  sunset:  11:35am reply  sunset: bites you 
This won't be sneaky because Van is on my list and will more than likely read this thing. So...Van, give me your address, please. If you don't...I won't be your lover anymore.....     And if by chance he doesn't read this....I need one of you sneaky fucks to get it for me :)   Thanks
Female Friends
Ya know, I've never had many female friends in my life. I have always had more male friends than anything (yes, just friends), always been considered one of the guys. Which is great, I do dig power tools, getting dirty and beer or booze more than frilly horse shit. But connections made here and other places have made me realize that there are more girls like me out there. I am happy for the female connections I have made that are more than a girl in a pretty dress. CHEERS to the strong women that I love with all that I am! And you know who I mean!!!!  
What I Have So Far
I would only want my SaSi with me and would pray that there was a working electrical outlet somewhere on said island.  This is saying a lot, I mean sure I’m already predisposed to like clitoral toys over any other kind, I was starting to think all clitoral vibrators were basically the same the only difference was speed, power, noise and how fast they can get me to reach the finish line.  Oh how wrong I was.  SaSi by Je Joue is the newest addition to my toy family but it has the promise of soon becoming the favorite (well when I have time for it).  She is a luxury vibrator made of silicone and plastic (the silicon part is what touches skin) and rechargeable (yes to never having to hunt down batteries again).  But the thing that makes her so unique is the little knobby thing (have no idea what else to call it) that can move in 11 different patterns and speed up or go slower depending on taste throw in some vibrations and I can honestly say I’ve never came across anything suc
I'm in! I just heard from one of the producers of the film I read for yesterday. They want me in their film. Although I read the part of the young, drunk, spoiled rich girl (Lyndsey Lohan was my motivation), they see me as playing the part of a producer, director, or agent in the film. I submitted to read for the agent but the audition was different than explained. Basically they handed most of us the same 'side' and had us read in pairs or groups, depending on the side. Five directors (and producers) sat in on each reading and took notes for their individual projects. Now, THAT'S how it should be done in Hollywood. Make us drive (or bus) it to downtown, pay for parking, and audition once but get submitted to 5 film projects. I'm extatic.
Blah B.s Blah
People need to read profiles. I mean we take the time to fill it in so please take the time to read them. It would really stop a lot of bullshit and blocking people. I am here to have fun. I am not here to cam or meet you. I am here for me. Take it or leave it your choice. If something happens along the way then fine, it will happen. I will not be fucking pressured into anything. Once you pressure me I will back off and will be done. This only causes drama and makes people mad or it does me. RECAP on my rules as far as being here. (Read the PROFILE) it is self explanatory and if I forgot anything I will add to it. Show me respect on what I ask for or we will not talk anymore. So there it is all in a nutshell. I hate the feeling of being smothered and it isn't really you, it is probably my own shit I go through. If you don't like then you don't have to deal with it, you can move along. One more thing. I have had people get mad cause I don't respond to them in there timelt
With A Sigh
It's just like the first time. Insulation, isolation, and self-indulgence. I catch glimpses of who I should have been or more appropriately what I could have been had I the strength. You're close to those final words but you'll ignore me just the same. I'll be an apparition - a disappointing reminder of the disheartening truth that I am woefully  and completely insufficient. As I bid farewell to yesterday and the anticipation of tomorrow is now met with simple dismay. I know. Despite my protest to the contrary. I still know. Barely a flicker of hope in my eyes. Impatient I wilted that flower well before it could bloom. Though I lament all I see is departure. The nocturnal hours of restless hope  find me emaciated and praying. Praying? And what gods dare I beseech? What divine presence would hear my plea and extinguish my light? The nauseous burning of failure fills my presence. Here I see the son of my father that recoils barely a shadow of a man. Would t
More Offers On Our House
We've had several offers on our house, which has been on the market for a couple of months. All of them have been countered or rejected. Nothing has been acceptable to both parties. Today we got another offer. It is $20,900K less than our $295.900 asking price. We have asked for the buyer to wait until Thursday @ 5PM for our answer to his offer. *I just picked up a job that will have me gone for most of Wed. and part of Thur. We are waiting on another offer from a cash buyer. Their agent has been talking to our agent for a few days. They sold a property a few months ago and are living at her parents' house. The husband is READY to get out of that situation. Our agent contacted theirs today to say that we are sitting on an offer. Of course she didn't tell the other agent what the offer is. The buyer's agent said they are still waiting to see how best to remove the $$ from the trust account (legalities and tax issues) but that they will have a very strong offer very soon. I'm trying
Porn Link That I Like the last one got cookies clean it with your tool bar
House Drama
We looked at 3 offers yesterday; rejected 2 (a cash offer of $285,000 and a USDA financed counter offer of $280,000) and are sitting on a third (the First Time Home Buyer) of $292,000 until Monday @ 5PM. Because we showed our house 7 times over Sat / Sun, we feel there's a chance an offer could come in sometime Monday. Well, the USDA offer we rejected decided to accept our original counter offer of $292,900 (which he had actually REJECTED when he countered @ $280,000) . I guess he saw the REJECTED on his counter and panicked. He sure came up with a lot of money very suddenly. So our Realtor called FTHB's Realtor to tell her that our counter had been accepted by the USDA Buyer. And the other Realtor said, "Hold it!" What a mess! I guess it makes sense that this can't happen. Our counter was null and void when he countered. So now our Realtor has to call Legal to find out what to do. I think the guy needs to write up a new offer for $292,900 if he wants the house. We would love that. B
Some Boring Post About Republican And Democrats
Scott Fernandez Mentioning God in Speeches as a politician is against the separation of church and state with which this country is gounded on. Second, Conservatives are just as notorious at blocking things that they don't like for similar reasons. If they don't like abortions they don't need to get one. If they don't like schools teaching evolution then they don't have to learn it and they can abstain from the lesson.If they don't like gays getting married than they don't have to be gay and get married.All politicians are guilty of doing this. Conservative and Liberals. My personal views lean much further Conservative but not per the party majority. That would be like letting a lawyer who knows nothing of my case represent me in a trial. 2 hours ago · Like Scott Mitchell Mentioning God has nothing to do with separation of church and state. God and the church are not the same thing. The abortion issue isnt about getting one or not, it is about murdering children. The
Scrapper's Updated(by Me) "why Do We Need A Salute And How To Do/not Do One"...
*FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG*   Why is a salute important? I could write a novel but I will be blunt....This is the internet and people lie about who they say they are. I have been fooled many times and so have you. It fucking sucks when you find out the person you thought was cool and real is a fraud. Early on we developed the salute process for this reason.'s goofy to take a photo of yourself with a piece of paper....BUT this is fubar.(and this is what makes fubar unique..dolly) On fubar your salute is your ID. The more CLEAR and SIMPLE you make your salute photo the higher the probability of it being accepted. Bogus salutes slip by us daily. I have seen some go unoticed for 2 years and then judgement day comes. Someone calls out the salute and the birds flock to check it out. There are dozens of forensic salute specialists on this site. If three of them call bullshit, we will unnaprove and request a new salute.I do not care how long you have had the salute up. If we ask you to
Going For 10k Likes
First thing you need to do is read my other blog  Problem with multiple Rockstars and ways to try to overcome it (these problems may have been fixed as of 3-8-2012) If your 2nd, 3rd, 4th Rockstars don't reactivate your likes, it will make your goals nearly impossible!! Another important resource is my blog about maximizing your rockstar 2500 Likes and a Rockstar  Now, I know this is a lot of information, but its all important for you to succeed!! The blog above gives you lots of ideas to keep your name in the public eye and get yourself noticed!! If you are going for your 10K acheivement you will basically be doing this for every waking moment! When I did mine I only slept about 2.5 hours total.  It took a lot of work!  You will have to work hard to get there!!  1st step - Happy Hour I'd recommend at least 1 Happy Hour.  I'm not sure if anyone has gotten the acheivement that didn't have at least one HH.   This takes preplanning because usually you need to schedule your HH a we
A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. Three minutes went by, and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace, and stopped for a few seconds, and then hurried up to meet his schedule. A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping, and continued to walk. A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work. The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried, but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally, the mother pushed hard, and the child continued to walk, turning his head all
The Devil's Mission
                                                                   The Devil's Mission              Welcome to your nightmare,         where your worst fears come true,         the devil has a list of his most wanted         and at the top is you.             Are you in danger?          is he getting inside your head?,          the devil's got your soul          He's just waitin' til you're dead.             Are you in danger?             do you have anything to fear?,             no since in running now             'cause he's already here.              Will you go quietly?              Will you put up a fight?              the devil's getting closer              and he's got you in his site.             Will you be captured ?,             will you escape?              it's hard to tell,             you're just one more lost soul             locked behind the gates of hell.         
Try Me
Try to hold me down, and see what I do. Just when you think it's not possible, I over power you. Because I possess something, greater than you are. It's called my spirit, shining like a star. My light burns too bright, for you to put out. Try me, if you have any doubts. Your empty words, are music to my ears. Fueling my spark, guiding my fears. I walk with broken bones, laugh through the blood stains. Because only I, am responsible for my own pain. Through all the hardships, I choose to win. And my story, will never have an end.
Ok, is it just me or is it a bit weird for some random bloke to send me the sweet piece of ass drink once or twice every day?   Never any messages, or friend request, or any of that *normal crap.
Sorry that I'm not thin Sorry that I'm not smart Sorry that I don't know about guns or cars Sorry that I don't make a lot of money Sorry that I am just whatever looking Sorry I can never seem to talk about any thing that you care about Sorry that I am not sun shine and rainbows Sorry I'm not a morning person Sorry that I seem to make you just want to sleep Sorry I'm not fun Sorry I am not some one that you want to go places with. Sorry for being me.............................
"it's Just Fu"
Someone said to me recently, "It's just Fu" same as I have said to others. Hmmm... Yes, it's just Fu. But Fu has different meanings for different individuals. For some it's just a mindless time killer. Endlessly clicking that like button and staring into the monitor. There are the true gamers that are forever striving for the next level or another achievement. There are flirts, bling whores, friend collectors, those looking for love, those hoping for sex, exhibitionists, singles looking for a partner, partners gaming together. Many here make their profiles private and their privates public.... Sometimes we find what we're looking for, sometimes we switch categories. Some of us linger in between, gleaning little bits and pieces of the whole Fu experience as the need arises. Most looking to fill whatever void they have in real life. There are some in which Fu is their podium/platform for things they believe, a place to express themselves. Artists looking for a place to showcase their o
More About 10,000 Likes & Other Achievements & Rockstars (work In Progress)
Achievements are on a 24 hour FU DAY, not like the 24 hour revolving clock for Likes to level. PLANNING is KEY!!  Set up a week to a day in advance: Pimps every hour.  Credits to reset your ability points (so plan use what you have by planning to trade pimp outs or point boosts). Blasts to begin at the start of the day. Ticker messages to begin at the start of the new day. Comment on as many pages as possible, letting good friends know you're going to be working on 10k likes the next day & leaving a Like on their page for the upcoming day. Happy hours are 60 credits (don't pay $50 when you can get 65 credits for $49.99). Book the first one on the schedule for what's available between 4 p.m. & 8 p.m. then as 4 hours before or after it because the rockstars last 4 hours. Combine the Likes Achievements with the 2 or5 happy hours, if you can, to take full advantage of the ability bling you'll be running & exposure it gets. Set your homepage style to fSB style & note what is on t
It Will Always Be You (sappy Bullshit I Wrote For My Ex Lol)
It Will Always Be You I may not know all the how's and why's But my heart has been lost in your eyes For your the one that stepped out of my dreamsGave me hope, showed me what love means The sight of you puts a glow on my faceThe sound of your voice sets my pulse to race Sweet embraces and tender kissesYour all my lifes wishes My world is wholeBecause of you, love lives in my soul With your hand in mineOur hearts interwineFeel my love when we are apartKnowing that nothing will change my heartThis love is real, no need to doubtIt's something I can't live without
The Walk
Her light sundress clung to her every curve as she held his hand guiding him through the light forest. He stumbled often, his eyes on her, instead of on the uneven ground where he walked. The intensity of his gaze was almost hot on her skin where only a light sundress clung to her, the victorian style heels highlighting her legs. She had promised only a short hike until he had received his unknown gift, yet she could tell he was impatient. The trees began to clear, the sun shining through, a small field just ahead her target. The blanket and backpack were where she had left them, still set up in the flowing grass over looking the valley below. The lighting was perfect, a few sparrows chirping in the surrounding trees, the smell of wildflowers in the air. "Sit" was her only command as she guided him to the blanket, the backpack resting there as well. A nod and a glance, and he was opening the pack. Pulling free a cd player he hit the play button as the sticky note directed. The sticky o
Stan The Very Odd Man.we'll Call Him Stan...
Blessings, Good Fortune, Strength and Peace... I've decided to dedicate a blog to the wonderful people that cross my path for reasons I will not question, but will cherish and remember because I grew from the experience... Stan; I was a bit behind today, ran out the door with wet upper hairs and all.  I made it to the bus stop on time…GOOO ME!! I hop off my first bus, elated because nobody is at the bus stop.  Usually, when nobody is at this bus stop it means I have a good 10 min to sit there by myself and chillax.  Brush my upper hairs, eat my breakfast, have a smoke, read, text..yadda yadda yaaddaaaa Well, today…was different. I plop myself and my bag down, light up a smoke, lean back on the bench and ahhhh ya, it’s gonna be a goooood day. “The weather guessers were wrong again” I think to myself with a smile “The sun is shining bright it’s warm out and life is good!” I listen to the traffic and the music of the streets as I
I went shopping yesterday and picked up a few things to stick in a package for Postal. I'll be heading to the post office a little later to mail it out. It's not much, but according to her, the main reason for the package is amazing and she loves me forever, lol. If any of you pay attention to MuMMs, you'll know what I'm talking about, lol. Thing is.....I'm feeling like I could have done more. I didn't really get much for her. I mean it's not her birthday or anything...but yeah. I guess a random gift is a great thing....I know I'd love it. I don't really know why I'm all worried about it, lol.   Anyway, Postal.....I hope you really like what I'm sending you. :) 
So this is my first blog...I am pretty random so I decided to start one..expect any kind of posts from me because I just have things on my mind and sometimes i feel like sharing.. This time I got inspiration from madonna's latest hit.."give me all your love"'s almost 1 am and I have had this song stuck in my head for the whole week end..partly because the cd is gonna be released on monday so the song keeps being played on the radio and I listen to the radio in the car and while I am working. I like all kinds of music, but mostly rock and metal, altough if something sounds good and has decent lyrics I tend to like it to a certain degree. With commercial stuff I don't follow a specific trend..I like some songs and artists and I don't like others that might sound similar. Madonna is one of the artists I respect for her charismatic personality, innovation skills, changing looks and why not? scenic presence that includes talent at dancing and being on the stage. That said I never bo
5 Days In May
Beautiful song, but shredded up by the worst ever guitar solo?  LOL You be the judge!
Today's "wtf" Moment...
Say what? .. that's when I said when I read the post in this blog below.. While it has confusion in abundance, I'm sure that there are some LOLZ to be had...rofl. Peace.
Hee-hee! Shamone!
It might be a cheap trick but i got taken in. Nearly s**t myself!!   For those with Firefox, this is the direct link:      
Those Magical 3 Words
Those 3 magical words. You know the ones so often unheard. I say it all the time, but rarily hear it back.  Not too many people follow their hearts anymore as they are afriaid of it being broken. These magical words, if said more oft, could help change the world. I will continue to say it, all the time, everywhere to those I know and dont. Dont ever be afraid to say them, they are very powerful and life changing. When these words were first spoken to me, I then, became a different person. These 3 magical words PAY IT FORWARD.....
It's A Shame There Aren't Enough Women With Brains.
Why be around women that you have to do all or most of the thinking? It's very few women with brains and a majority that's insane it's a damn shame. I would rather be around women that can stimulate my mind as well as my body. Isn't it more fun to be out with women that can have interesting, stimulating conversations than plain Jane convo bout reality TV and negative talk about people? Wouldn't you rather be with women that when your out you both are cultured and can have some interesting remember-able times out instead of going out doing the same thing all the time? BORING!!!! I'm just saying that I want women around me that can tickle my mind more than tickle my dick. In the end we all will grow old and wisdom is all you will have left.
Six Feet Under
love has been buried way too longvary faces had to be put onshameless as i am numbforgiveness needed less or noneopen up fist and take whatever you wantfor blast from the past    shatter to Pompeii dustfor the rotting word    the coming floodshameless as i am numbhow deep has love been buried downdrift off in gloom and doomwake me up when it's a new dawn
Steel Laying on my Bed Thoughts running through my head Pleasure restrained Pleasure refrained Longing for Cold Steel to be dragged across My skin I know it's a Sin The feeling of my life force being brought forth The Satisfaction of being cut is what I long for. Blood covered knife Oh how I have missed the slice  Filling Me with Desire Filling my soul with Fire  Black/Red Blood leaving My body Covering Yours. Feeling the bliss which is this. Driving the blade in deep causes Me to weep Feeling like I'm going to pass out But You are on the look out. Keeping Me Free Letting Me be who I should Be
Just Strangers On The Shore
The hottest day of the year and my yearning to cool down has led me to this spot. My secret hideaway. A place to escape the rigors of everyday life. Here I can relax, watch the sun go down, listen to the gentle sound of the sea as it laps over the pebbles. Here I can just relax.I feel the tension begin to drain from my body as I recline onto the blanket, the cool evening air caressing my near naked body. Closing my eyes, relaxing still further, enjoying the hypnotic sound as the tide rushes ever nearer to the spot where I am laid. Reaching back, I unclasp the bikini top and allow my breasts to spill out into the cool night air. My nipples reacting the instant they are hit by the cooling breeze, standing proud, the sensation relaxing, yet strangely invigorating.Glancing round, I decide that I am alone, and begin to remove the bottom of my bikini, exposing my entire body to the refreshing chill of the air. I lay back once more; resplendent in my nakedness, revelling in the sense of freed
I am tired of being alone and I miss passion in my life.
Why Is It....
Why is it...or so it seems...that the ones you show the most love you the least in return...seem to find you're on top at first, the one they spoil, the one they can't get enough of...they drool over you, can't get enough of you, until the next set of tits comes along?   And speaking of that...what's with these hating bitches out here with their Fuck You attitudes...obsessed with their middle finger...with the words "I'm Not Interested" on their pages? LOL...such teases...and the guys who fall for them...spoil them, worship them, while these biotches give nothing in return...ridiculous to me, how they post pics with their tits up in the camera, falling out of their tiny black bras, or pushed up to their chins...and the guys here respond (as these bitches want them to do)...and they get shot down lol...   Yes I know, I'm a bit of a tease, as is any woman out here who posts pics of herself for men to enjoy lol...but there's such thing as a good tease and a
I'm scared again.Scared of rattling plastic and the magic promises of serenity within.Sweet sleep. Complacent work. Average thought.Level.Managed.Recovering.They don't tell you about coming down.Coming off.The girthy pudge that clings to your hipsor the flacid response to healthy flesh, and genuine smiles.No slickshit rep will pour you another drinkon an oak, dark stained tableand tell you about kidney stones and pissing bloodor the constant, sick and anxious.The man in white won't tell you the truth.The pain.The schism of real and you.The were, and the am.But he will have a strokeand break his neckon a very expensiveand very dark stained table.Not six months from your eighteenth birthdaywhen you tell him very flatlythat this isn't workinghasn't been workingand it sure as shit isn't worth all the blood, vomit and nightmares.Shake his dry, manicured hand.Thank him for his hard work.And wonder what his kids are up to.Always wonderwhat's banging on the gate,and what was the worst another
A Little Help?
im having the hardest time sleeping. i try to go to bed at a decent time but i keep tossing and turning. laying awake all night in my bed. ive tried taking a hot bath, non-caffinated tea, reading a book, yoga, even medicaiton. i have nothing in my room that could keep me away. i turn off all the light and im in complete darkness. the only light thats in my room is my alarm clock. i even have a blanket covering my window. nothing seems to work. ill go for days without sleep. but when i do finally sleep it will be for hours. not like 8 hours. it will be for like 12-15 hours when i do sleep. but when i wake up i dont feel rested. like i need more sleep. i think maybe its because ive slept too long. idk what to do any more. i need some help.  SOMEONE PLEASE HEAR MY PLEAS OF HELP AND OFFER ME SOME KIND OF HELP    
Wanna See My Nsfw Folders
It is 25 credits for sexy time folder or 35 credits for both. I prefer credits over anything. Rockstar Bling will get you access to both God Mode Bling will get you access to both, a perma fam spot, and a very dirty NSFW Salute 65 credit bling pack will get you access to both and I will give you my points for 12 hours. I do run auctions from time to time to get in with FU bucks. **Please dont ask me if there is any other way, this is just the name of the game ;)**       If you wanna give this just dont even ask to send, just send them and I will take care of the rest. If I have any questions I will ask ya.
51 Pounds Gone!
I have always been of the mindset that I would lose weight when I felt like it. I'm not sure what happened on 10/30/11, but that night I "felt like it". I was tired of being tired, always looking forward to the weekend only to end up sitting on my ass doing nothing. It was like something just snapped in my mind. I made a decision to start doing something about my weight starting 10/31/11. And I have stuck to it. I joined For those who don't know what this website is or does, it calculates the calories you should be eating in a day based on the information you provide (e.g. age, current weight etc). It will tell you how many calories you should eat were you to be in a coma. You pick how many pounds you want to lose in a week (2 max), and it provides you with the calories to eat daily with a deficit. You log everything that goes into your mouth and try to eat/drink as close to the calories they provide you as possible. By this method alone, I've lost 51 pounds. THE HEA
I love working out. Never thought I would say it I push myself harder every day Because I want to. I am loving this feeling of pride!!
New Fade.
I was at that awkward moment between kissing a stranger, and losing my keys.Swaying in the bite infested grass, an empty bottle slipping from limp fingers.Maybe if I just started digging, I could find a bed.Soft, wet dirtcool bright winks from the sky.If this was tomorrow, I'd be fine.But its a school night, and I'm painfully aware of the knots in the groundand the dry nausea in the back of my aching head.Like dropped paint cans.The stain.The splat.The stink.The clamour.The throbbing aftermath.I can't fix this.
Faking It
I am not good at giving directions when it comes to under the covers, but I am damn good at putting on a show.  I’ve always felt the pressure of having an orgasm that for my own physiological reasons I cannot reach.  I admit I’ve always faked it during sex and every female I’ve known has looked down at me for such things, and most guy friends I have shrug and say well at least the guy got off.  But what it comes down to is that if I don’t fake it I am either looked at as defective (and if that doesn’t make me want to just slink away I don’t know what does) or that who I am with is defective (apparently it’s an ego blow to both genders if they can’t make their partners cum).  I am not defective and those who also can’t cum during sex are also not defective and those who fake it aren’t to be looked down on with distain.  I enjoy sex, a lot and that isn’t because of cumming.  I don’t know why exactly but right now th
You're Not A Dom. You're An Asshole.(credit All Goes To Wpexp On
Let Me start by saying, I wish I had wrote this, but didn't. Still it's so worth reading that I asked WPExp for permission to share.     I've been in, out and around the fet scene for longer than I care to say. I've watched interactions between fetishists, Doms, subs, tops, bottoms and everything in between. I've felt the urge to write about this particular pet annoyance of mine for some time. I've read other peoples comments and journals, but I thought I would add my two cents as well. Keep in mind a lot of this is generalisations and I'm not talking about anyone in particular, this is just a common theme I've noticed and sadly it appears to be increasing. There are some spectacularly great Doms out there, they are good people who have great attitudes to this lifestyle and are committed to ensuring everyone has the best possible time in the safest possible way. The problem I see a lot of is the asshole. I'm not going to call them an asshole Dom, just an asshole. They wo
This Is From A Friend, Written For Me... Please Comment If You Like It As Much As I Do!!!
"Damn, that air feels good," he said as he lifted his finger off the electric window switch and put his finger out of the car and into the cool night air.You glance at him with only your eyes. The bulge in his pants has gotten larger. He slides his hand closer to his inner thigh. You turn your attention back to the road and grip the steering wheel a little tighter."I fucking love nights like these," he says as he stares out the window. The scent of night now dominates the car. "Cool, cloudy... just a bit of moon."He turns to you. You feel his hand push away your hair, leaving your neck exposed."God, your neck is fucking gorgeous," he says as his fingers barely slide down your neck. The sensation sent down your body feels like the night air inside your body. Your tummy glows with warmth. "We should pull over," he says as he slides his hand up your sundress. His moves closer to you and kisses your neck. His lips are wet and warm and intensify the warmness in your tummy. Musc
Obligatory Jpop.
I wanted orange.Backlit smoke and porch-talk.A damn site stranger than table.This is the song I fell in love to.Swaying a bit, keeping that involuntary rhythm my awkward father taught.Dances across your fingers, wiggles in your knees."I love you... have I ever told you that"My eyes were distant.It hurt not to say it back."Nah kid. Not once."She held me. Not quite reaching my neck.Not quite melting.I gave a non-commitalbeer-holding return.I had to be honest...I was thinking about otherslight, fragile vegetarians."Well I'm gonna tell you twice."It dangled waiting to dissapate like the richchocolatey smoke, and flowery smell of young woman.A faint trace of iron and sweat."Thank you".A trace, a guide, a linger.Seated. Crickets. Napping.My brother left this place years agoto the wild urban deserts to the west.Thing he missed the mostThe sound.The creek, chirp, and chaos of life.Beautiful, fickle, and some nights still.I watched her for unbroken eons.Quiet. Unflinching. Pacified.Maybe for th
Sever.........written By Syn apart Quickest way to my heart the bone Pain is like a pheromone in half No better way to make me laugh   Now take your shiny knife!! (if you want to abuse me) You can scar me for life!! (you can never refuse me) by limb Don't hold back just make it grim the lung Now lick the crimson with your tongue the face Maim the parts I can't replace   So take your shiny knife!! (if you want to abuse me) You can scar me for life!! (you can never refuse me) Watch as blood pours out of me your nails Bleed me dry when all else fails a grin Cauterize then start again  
Help On Achieving The Cherry Inferno
Lots of people struggling on lvl 50 trying to get the Cherry Inferno.  It can be done, but it is tough!!  Here is a blog that is supposed to be everything you need to know in order to get it - so check it out!! I have a few friends that have achieved it as well, so if you wanna talk to me or them about it after you read the blog, let me know!!  I'm always happy to help!!     To sum up the essentials! I rebooted my computer and cleared my cashe in my browser and only opened the browser with Fubar in it to make sure my computer didn't begin to drag Turn off your SB, Skins, HTML content - all of which can drag fu down or distract you! Bomb from the top members list, not friends friends and family!!  You want to make sure they have all been bombed in the past 24 hours!  You can do the lifetime on the left or the recent on the right but pick the right or the left so you don't end up with duplicates!! I
My Master
My master Its begins with a dark tone, your voice, your face I am your slave, bounded and stuck in this place Give in to your control; I’m yours, I’m yours I am your whore; I’m ready, waiting on all fours You throw me down; you know I like it rough Pull my hair, it’s that hard enough? Am I good enough? It’s never enough!   He likes to bite, scratch, and squeeze my breasts I am your slave, inability to protest Deeper, deeper you go, faster and faster I am your whore; you own me, you own me Master! I always knew it would be like this No matter how far I go it’s always comes down to this Just one kiss, you’ll never miss, just one kiss   He leads me to a place I’ve never been before Such a strange feeling, kneeling, wanting more He does that thing that he does, grabbing my neck Wait, still a pulse! We’re good, in check! You want to know if you’re the best Dig my nails harder across your chest Can’t let
Thank You, Birthday Bling
I want to thank my friends that let me vent to them after reading my last blog. I did NOT mean to freak so many of you out. I just needed to vent. You all are amazing and are wonderful friends.
How It All Began
I had gone with a "boyfriend" to a company picnic, he seen his friends went to talk and I just sat down under the shed at a table. I sat down all alone and there was no one with me when a older gentleman came and asked if it was ok to sit at the table I was at. He introduced himself just as Mike. He was dressed in black slacks boots and a white button down shirt. ( I will never forget that day) I did not respond to him and he was quick to say ''I AM SORRY, I DID NOT CATCH YOUR NAME" it was rather loud and very stern sounding. I softly spoke as I looked at the paper I was viewing my name is Angel. He told me it was very nice to make my acquaintance. I am just a small town little redneck girl and I have never had anyone respond to me in such a proper manner. When he said it to me like that I began to pay attention to him because I genuinely felt as if he was a gentleman and had something nice to say and could intrigue my intellect. I in all of my southern glory asked him how are you doin
Lustful Desires
 I want to hold you down. I want you to feel the weight of my body on yours as I bite your neck. As I kiss and suck on your bottom lip. Slowly moving down to your breasts. Nibbling and sucking on your nipples I want to feel them erect in my mouth. Slowly to your stomach, feeling nibbles and licks. Kissing and biting till I reach your thighs. Spread a little wider. Biting the inside of your thighs. Kissing till I make it to your pussy. I want to taste your juices in my mouth. I want to feel your body convulse as I lick and suck your clitoris. I need to feel your hips buck as I push my face in between your thighs. Wrapping my arms around your legs to hold them down as I lick and suck. I need to feel your wet cum on my face. As you cum in my mouth I want you to feel the back of my tongue on your pussy. I move up slowly kissing and biting your thighs to your stomach to your breasts. I am back to your lips and you taste yourself on my tongue. Feel my cock tickle and rub your wet pussy up an
The Way
The Way Stand before me And be baptized in my blood. You've made me you savior Now you crucify with your eyes. You look to me for your dreams But I'm not your sandman. You look to me for your wishes But I'm not your genie. You look to me for you prayers But I'm not your angel. So cut off my wings And set me free. They are heavy and they weigh me down.  Take my halo . Its bent and tarnished beyond use. Give me back my will. Just let me be. If I tear out your eyes Will you still look at me that way? If I rip out your tounge  Will you have a thing to say? If I burn out your heart Will you give your hope? You look to me for the answers Which I do not know. I am not the way, the truth or the life. I'm just me. So take me down from this cross. My blood is not your salvation And my flesh is still my own.
Hollow   When reason falls And logic falters When pleasure dulls And pain fades to an ache When joy is gone And anger follows close behind. What is left?
Hooked On Holiness
Hooked on Holiness   For most of mankind today, even the thought of holiness disturbs and saddens them. The reason being is the conscious acknowledgement of the purely sinful choices that have been made, and are still being made by them.   I know this because I have been on that road most of my adult life. I have been a slave to my sinful nature and have sought to satisfy it in every way possible. I could not reach a point of satisfaction; there was always more to find and more to do. It was as they say: “no rest for the wicked”.   Having had an introduction to Christ as a child, I later in life chose to consider what was offered by Christ more seriously. I did some research and tried some practices to see if I could get some relief from the burden of my sinful bondage. Moments of what I called peace came, but they were quickly replaced by an even greater urge to pursue some sort of old behavior that was based in sinfulness.   Time after time I tried this practice,
The Touch Of A Woman
  Her smooth inner thighs glistening with moisture, my face a fraction of an inch from her swollen and still throbbing clit.  Her musky sweet aroma filling my lungs with every breath.  My fingers lightly caressing her soft stomach as her quivering body lays beneath mine.   Her body paralyzed by waves upon waves of mind numbing orgasms.  The sight of her complete satisfaction oozing out and covering her delicate pink folds makes me continue to orgasm at her pleasure.  I softly kiss her well trimmed mound and we both shudder one final climax together.  We glance at each other one last time and then close our eyes and quietly drift off into Ecstasy.
I deleted my lounge today.  Almost a year and a half after the place died, I finally closed the doors.   I canceled my VIP, too.   Sometime after it expires, so will I. I met a lot of good people, had some great times, but I'm really just too old for this shit.  I'm too tired to deal with the lies and the games. I'm not going to say I've been a saint, but I've always been honest about it. Odds are, I'm not taking many of you with me to Facebook.  I'll be deleting a lot of numbers from my phone. If you don't have tits or money on here, nobody cares for you.   Mike, Scrapper, this site is a glorified online brothel, and you both should be ashamed of yourselves for allowing it to get this bad.  I'm ashamed that I participated in it for so long, even perpetuated and instigated some of the hijinks. Take care,    John
They Have It
While looking through some pictures on here I've come to a conclusion. Overweight people, some of them, have the one thing I wish I had about myself. Confidence. Not that I don't have ANY, but they don't care and will take pictures of pictures that they think are sexy when in reality they are just sticking their fat rolls out further. I'd love to be able to do that and not care. But...I do care.      Also, why do these really cute guys say they are "beautiful" or "sexy"'s obvious they aren't. I mean come on..are they just trying to be nice? Yes I know that some guys are into over weight women, but still. I just don't get it.
Little Masochist.
I have a little masochist that lives inside me and likes to come out every now and again and push the limits.  I’m in a relationship with a wonderful guy that indulges this side of me (though I can tell he isn’t really thrilled about it) and I’ve always been good at keeping the masochist in check.  That is until the other night, I got swatted in the rump and the little masochist came out in full play mode.  I goaded him into spanking me more and harder, and its not really about the sting of the spanking but the game play that goes with it.  Me teasing him that a butterfly could spank harder and him rising to the challenge, and for once he seemed to really get into it and only stopped once his hand started to hurt.  This of course led to other things because I was so revved up, and for once I actually took control and well as we both fought to be on top, figuratively and literally.   I personally think it was one of our better more passionate moments but after all was
Feelings Of Wondering
                     " I Only Wonder"  At times I sit back and question myself as to, The things I've done and choices made in he past. Deep down I wonder if I am actually lucky at all, Or am I to be doomed for all of eternity to come. There are friends I have made in this life who, Honestly and truly mean a very great deal to me. Sometimes it seems as if some of them though, Could honestly care less what or how I feel. They to me are closer than most of my family, Yet to a lot of them, I am nothing but a joke. Guess that the times now in this life are but only, The things that make you ask why we even try. Mine eyes have had many a tear shed, And my heart has had quite a few aches. I sit and ask myself a lot of times you see, If people actually even care or like me, I just simply but only wonder!!!!    PJ Page   6/25/2012   1:14am
Update For Thursday 6/28
Krystyn remains in critical but stable condition. Doctors are cautiously optimistic that she might be able to be moved to an intermediate care ward by the end of the weekend. She is still mostly sedated to help keep her relaxed and still. Long term prognosis is also cautious optimism at this point, with Long being the key word. The physical symptoms from her concussion seem to be disappearing, but she is sedated, so its hard to tell whether the improvement is based on actual health or the meds. She hasn't been lucid enough yet to truly talk to, see what she remembers, or if there are any non-obvious issues (headaches, light sensitivity, balance). With some of her injuries, balance is probably way down the line. It is certainly going to be a baby step recovery. At some point in the future, we probably will have her transferred to a hospital closer to our parents, but that won't happen until the docs are satisfied that the move will not aggrivate her current injuries.  I would love to
Ability Bling Needed For 7/29
I will be fm 1 yr on 7/29 and i wanna make it special.I usually buy or trade my ability bling but i am in the process of moving so I can't spend what i usualy do.So i'm asking for any help i can get :D.            ABILITY BLINGS I WOULD LIKE TO GET  2 rock stars ..........2 make it rains  NOW I AM NOT ASKING FOR YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME i can offer fubux,ability points,my points,rate ALL your pics on unlimited 11s day my soul (just as long as i can keep my clothes on)  HIT ME UP IF YOU WANNA HELP N MAKE A DEAL .....................ty to all that have helped 
Access To My Nsfw Folder
Getting into my NSFW folder can be done as follows: Go to and purchase the printed version of the book "A Shiver at Midnight: A Collection of Spine-Tingling Tales" for $9.99.  You can copy and paste the address below to go directly to the page. Then, send me a salute holding this book, and send me a bling of your choice.  Voila!  You will gain access!
A Child
A Child   Once in a dark shadowy place I came upon a small child's face With hair so long and blond It almost shrouds the laughter and the song I've seen beauty where it dwells And yes I've seen the mouth of hell But nothing so pure and  fetching as this child's face Leaves me so wanting of His grace
The Prettiest
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
Sarge's Bad Girls List
Like Bad Girls? Come Check Out The Best & The Baddest Sarge's Bad Girls. Once You Go Bad You Never Go Back.  The Original Bad Girl My Fu Wife Ecuadorian Goddess fuwife to The Sarge Once A Bad Girl Always A Bad Girl Metal BabylFE2Armyguy09 pepsikola BadGirl Angel SBG@ fubarThe Newest Bad Girls Miss DeAna I am Dallas girl
Thurs. July 5
Hi Everyone, Sorry for the long time between updates, but life goes on and sometimes gets a little hectic.  Anyway, the update - as expected, Kicks has had some ups and downs, but no major scares, at least nothing that the doctors were overly concerned with. The doctors alerted us that she would have good and bad days as her body works to repair itself, so, while sometimes scary or disheartening to see her in pain, it sounds like its part of the process. On Monday, she was moved out of critical care to an intermediate care unit. This basically means she still requires a lot of watching, tests, vitals checked, etc, but that the doctors feel she isn't in serious danger. She is also a little more lucid and the pain, while a lot, is a little more tolerable. When she is lucid, we are more letting her decide the direction of conversation, which can last anywhere from 10-30 minutes, depending on how much she wants to tolerate.  She is aware she is in a hospital, and recognizes family (bot
Kellie Park Beats Her 10 Month Old On Video...
A 20-year-old Connecticut mother is charged with assault, intentional cruelty, risk of injury to a child, and threatening, after she sent videos and text messages to her ex-boyfriend that depicted and described her abusing their 10-month-old daughter. According to the police affidavit, Kellie Park, of West Haven, sent ex-boyfriend Erick Vece more than 50 text messages and seven videos on June 9 that show Park tormenting their daughter. The videos sent to Vece show her daughter "berated, assaulted, and tormented by Kellie Park," according to the police affidavit. The child "appears terrified and traumatized," and "appears to be crying in pain in some of the videos as a result [ of her mother's] actions," according to the police affidavit. In one video, Park is seen kicking a gate on top of her child, causing the baby to fall beneath it. She said to the child, "Don't you get it, your father doesn't care, so guess what, I'm not gonna care," according to the police affidavit. In anoth
Lately I Apologize!
The past two weeks have been INSANE and those of you who I chat with regularly know what's up. Family first always and formost (althogh some people don't seem to get that).Fubar is a game and a place to chat with some pretty cool and unique people. I have a FAMILY in REAL LIFE. Fubar is my SECOND FAMILY. I appreciate everyones help trying to keep my ratings and likes up while I am absent and I try very hard to return the love. My timing is the worst but I DO TRY. So, for those of you who actually read these blogs. I have children, my little one recently had major surgery and I'm dealing with that and now something is wrong with my dog. I AM VERY BUSY BUT I WILL DO MY BEST WHEN GIVEN TIME TO GET BACK WITH YOU ALL. And for those of you who can't accept that..FUCK OFF!!! To everyone else, again thank you very much for your patience!!!!!!! *Now back to the regularly scheduled programs*
Super Fast...
So our Olympic uniforms won't be made in the USA, they will be made in China....   What's your opinion?   I think they should be made here....
As many of you know I have been single for some time now and havent really been looking to fill the void in my life. Well I think tis about time for me to look around and see what the opposite sex has to offer me in life.  so ladies send in your resumes and lets see what we if we can fill the job opening. No pre reqs or education level reqs.
Crazy Psycho Of The Decade....
Ok, so...this guy wants to go around to all my friends and say I'm a whore....   Please just block him.  He isn't worth any more of your time than that. This crazy old coot chose to send me credits.   I was pleasant to him and kind.  I even blinged him in return.  I told him I wasn't interested and he continued to send me credits.  His choice.  However, it was my choice to NOT do anything slutty in return, cuz as anyone that knows me or reads this knows, I am not like that.   Many have tried, and failed :p This man would watch my page and my friends pages and see when I left comments and then get in my shout box and say gross perverted werid things to me like.... I am sorry I'm not hung well enough as your other friends that you leave comments for daily...I was are you talking about you are weird and strange...not to mention..a complete stalker...   I blocked him.   Apparently, he didn't like that.   So, now he is bothering all my fri
A Poem: I Bid You Adieu
If there is hope, I feel it fading fast For my heart is full of sorrow;   It's sadness, creeps over the land Allowing darkness to cover the sand.   If there was hope, it's already faded For my tears are full of anger;   It's happiness, seeps into the earth Allowing brightness to escape it's girth   What once was, will never be And what will never be, never was.   To hold unto, lest you be seen. These words ring true:   Unrequited love, undying in agony Chilling to it's devilish dare. Whilst the cold, bitter air, seeks refuge among the tainted.   What is, shall never be And what shall never be, always is.   If there is a love, my dear; It's relentless and true. Making a mockery of the lies you've said too.   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life is what it is. It's full of hopes, dreams, desires and the urge to love and be loved. I suppose my time t
Bish ♥
Once upon a time, far away in a ,  lived a princess, named   She was so pretty, a beautiful  wouldn't even compare. But the princess had a secret, every time a   would appear the princess would turn into a beautiful
I Only Have Two Words For You
You may get me down, for a little while. But I will always get back up, with a smile. Because through the bruises, and the pain. I will never hang my head, in shame. With every punch I only get stronger. I smile through the blood stained wall. Feeling you weaken, while giving me your all. People like you, who speak with their fist. Are responsible for me, turning out like this. Because I can now smell the fear, see the hurt in the eyes. Of those suffering, it can't be disguised. You have given me a gift, through years of abuse. And for that, I only have two words for you. For all the suffering, you put me through. All I have to say is, thank you.
Is This You
What is with mother fuckers nowadays? I do mean mother fucker’s….Im ready to blow a fucking gasket right now…I would welcome feedback of any type…even if its to let me know that Im the one who has lost my damn mind…and oh buddy you better back that fucking statement with some straight up –undeniable facts,  or believe that we’re going to have a problem.   Are men so lost in the internet world of eternal pussy available 24 hours a day 7 days a week, that they forget to be men? So used to having their  cocks in their hand jacking off to some females pictures, they fool themselves into believing what a fantastic lover they are and that every female is just more of that same, endless supply of eternal pussy?    Every woman is not a whore.  Every woman is not here solely for your pleasure.  I personally don’t give a fuck where you want to stick your dick, I didn’t ask to hear about it.   If you don’t know my name what fu
New Outlook
So recently, I was asked to reopen Club Paradise Lounge after a very short break away due to working 80-100 hour work weeks and not having time for fubar (technically not reopen since it never really closed but get more involved in it being more active).  I was told by many that Club Paradise is the only place they have ever really felt home in.  Even people that are staff in other lounges said that Club Paradise will always be where their heart is.  It was so humbling to know that I had created a place that felt like that to so many.  Over the years many have been staff or members and have disappeared and reappeared.  It has been so great to see both old and new faces in there this past month.  It is the longest running fully active lounge other than Fubar support.   With all of this said, I was kind of disappointed.   It is not like it was years ago in lounges or even on the website itself.  We reopened with a bang and still continue to remain one of the top lounges.  But my disappo
I have only had two male friends growing up that I "loved like a brother". I've just learned that one of them is in critical condition after an accident. I haven't seen this guy in... well, a lot of years. I still feel devistated. I talk to his sister on FB. What do I do? What do I do if he dies? Do I fly back east?
Already Begun!
She woke up for some water, in the middle of the night. She was surprised by a stranger, with a flashlight. Blinded by the light, she heard him speak. He said, don't make a sound, do not even blink. With her child sleeping peacefully, just footsteps away. She had no choice, but to do as he say. That's when he forced her, to lye on her back. Suddenly her body, was under attack. Trembling from fear, burning with rage. Like the lioness, trying to escape it's cage. She was confused by her emotions, uncertain how to react. The fear was telling her to lye still, the rage was screaming fight back! As the battle within herself, begins. The rage is too powerful, and wins. She took the light, right out of his hands. Then shined it in the face, of that despicable man. She said, I see you now, for all that your are. You may have won the battle, but I'm winning this war. I will NOT be your victim, another statistic in your evil little plan. I will tear out your
Hidden Messages
There are hidden messages, you must see the signs. The one's written in their face, the perfect design. Their eyes will reflect, their true desire. It will give them away, no mistaking the fire. The eyes bring emotions to life, that cannot be voiced. But you'll hear them loudly, they don't have a choice. There are certain things, we cannot hide. Like the emotions, flowing inside. You cannot mask the power, of true loves kiss. The sensations from a touch, that can't be dismissed. Embrace these hidden messages, hold them close. They will tell you things, you may not already know. If the one you love has trouble, finding the words? Read between the lines, they are much sweeter unheard.
Being Red!
Dear Fubar User, First let me say, Thanks for being here :)  I know that you see all the pretty colored names and are taken with them. And then when you realize that the dark red signifies a Top Member, your little heart races & you think to yourself.. I wanna be a Red.... So you LIKE & LIKE & LIKE & LIKE your little fingers away... (making your levels as you go) And no matter how hard you try, you just cant seem to make your name turn Red. So you LIKE & LIKE & LIKE  even more, still, never achieving your goal. So I am here to help you a little... Next time you get a notion or an inclination to strive to be a Red.... RATEPROFILES!  F*CK A LIKE BUTTON!!! UNLESS YOU NEED AN ACHIEVEMENT OR ARE RUNNING A ROCKSTAR! OR YOU LIKE SOMEONE AFTER RATING THEM!  LIKES will NOT help you rank! Its all about the RATES! 
Drama King...or Maybe Queen?
So normally I would let this kinda thing go but my tolerance for bullshit on this site is at a 0. I know I've made my mistakes in the past, and I got real caught up. I know I did some shady shit here and there but you know what? Show me one TOP person that HASN'T and I'll give u a freaking God Mode. There isn't one person that's innocent as pie around here. On that note, I wanna help people this time around. Good people. Not people who I can get tons of rates for. Sure, I'm playing the rating game again. Sure, I'd love to get up to red. But it's not my top priority. Sure I do fam trades and let people buy in. But that doesn't mean I'll cross everyone off...unless you fuck me. So on that note, I have pics of my sb if anyone wants to see them. And when I say shoutbox, I mean litterally shoutbox since the person I'm referring to is a little bitch and blocked me because I didn't answer right away and because they don't wanna hear what I have to say. So instead of keeping it personal, I'
Yahoo Nose Picker?
Joys of YAHOO Messenger / cam   babydoll_1_2002: OMG ! What did you just do? Did you just pick ur nose as you asked me to view your cam? Blues Rookie: I didn't see you accepted, I thought you didn't wanted to see. babydoll_1_2002: so u desided to pick ur nose? Blues Rookie: well, what more can I say, then that I am sorry. babydoll_1_2002: u always pick ur nose? why not blow it? Blues Rookie: my nose was itchy,  I didn't have a hankerchief here Blues Rookie: when I have one, I use it Blues Rookie: but let us change subject ok, I said I was sorry Blues Rookie: I can't change what happened. babydoll_1_2002: but u invite a girl to view ur cam and u risk me being able to see u pick ur damn nose! I think i will throw up! why not turn ur head or get some toilet paper? Blues Rookie: I'm nor perfect, I never said I was. Blues Rookie: Megan, relax babydoll_1_2002: BUT U PICKED UR NOSE ON CAM! WOW Blues Rookie: pfff babydoll_1_2002: too me thats worse then turning a cam on and see
should there  be a way that the scammers on here be booted off i have had two of them posing as miltarly men and that isnt right
My Heart Cries
  Protect my Loved ones Today Father They are in need of things only YOU can give them Surround My Friend today and his family as they gather at the hospital Give them Your Mercy, Your Comfort Your Peace Wrap Your arms around them as I do In my heart If It is your Will to bring another Soul Unto Yourself, Then Show your miracles in healing the broken hearts left behind who will mourn their loss and bring that family closer together and Provide their needs to get thru this Protect My Friend Lord as He journeys back from the Door that has been closed in front of him Protect his travel Lord, and open another door You see know what is facing him if you do not provide the way I do not understand..But I ask that you give him what his life needs. He is one of yours and I know this... Gently lead him back Give him good please I would give every blessing coming to me.. to him instead. I Thank you for Your Love You show me, thru the many hands you lead into m
justinkinn: nice pic i just moved 2 littleton im 22 and need new freinds im at 720 404 6479       have fun
It's Fu Tastic !
Ahhh fubar.. a bigger hive of scum and villainy you’ll never find.  It warms the cockles of my heart seeing people begging for virtual gifts , debasing themselves by taking nude pictures. In turn the pictures are traded for credits. FUCKING credits so one can buy a bling or ability.  Or the constant begging…oh the begging. Here’s a thought …why not ask for $ and in turn use that money to help the less fortunate?  Or maybe get a job and buy something for yourself ? You open your legs and bra why not open your wallet?  Cheap and whorish aren’t a good mix honey. And isn’t the use of : IFLY or leaving hearts all over some ones page kind of watering down the true meaning of love? I don’t IFLY , I don’t know you. I know a online persona.  Or “We are in love today but not tomorrow” . Wait…it’s tomorrow…lOVE BACK ON.  Face it…only in super rare occasions…do long distance relationships work. And i
Good News Everybody ( Must Be Read In Professor Hubert Farnsworth Voice)
Well as you may or may not know...I work for a medical company. I do quality assurance.Essentially I work in a clean room and inspect medical devices (made on site) to make sure they are within spec (as we know how pesky the FDA can be The pay was ok...the hours ehhh.(ehh being 6 am to 3 pm). So last week I interviewed with another company , doing a totally different form of work. I haven't heard back from them until....this morning. The CEO calls me and I'm like "ummm hello"? - as I'm working from home today and can sleep a bit late End result -I was offered a job ! A substantial bump in pay, benefits and normal hours. Sufficed to say, i'm jazzed ! And to think you were going to get a mopey annelid blog !
A lotta weeks back, I spent a day Poking everyone, just for the fun of it but I can scratch all that because it began counting toward these achievements 8/28/12 when they announced these. So this is what counts & what doesn't: If you get poked, you get a notice in your feed. Poking back from here doesn't count. (I right click on the name & open their page in a new tab to poke them, then ignore their poke. I found out if you click their name and poke them, it takes them out of your notices too.) If you already poked them, poking them again doesn't count again. If you poked them & it counted toward the achievements yesterday, it doesn't count today. Poke from the page of someone you haven't poked since the achievement began. That's it! The only way for it to count. Follow your Poking Progress in the Incomplete Achievements here:     Things aren't the same now.. dunno why but USE ALL THE POKES and they are counted .. right now, anyway! so WEAR
Making Myself Feel Good....
The sun is shining today and love it.... Just finished having some special "me time" and I love making myself feel good....I am gonna work out now and can anyone say "Turbo Fire" lol....high intensity interval training with alot of plyometrics....dripping with sweat feels so good....makes you feel alilve.... Hopefully in the next couple of weeks I'll make some more videos and pics cuz I love photography....It's like my artwork and I have made over 600 pictures of myself this summer....It's kind of weird being the model and the photographer but it's a cool kind of challenge too....I like it.... I like making new friends and I love to laugh!!!! I have laughed more this summer than I have in the last 7 years....feels damn good I must say, LOL. You have to be able to take a joke if you wanna hang with me.... I am total believer in quantum physics and it's both titillating and frightening to know how much control we have in what we manifest.... Controlling our thoughts and our feelings
Dear Beautiful,
When I was a little girl I would always dream about my hero. He was that kind of little girl fantasy That seemed perfect. My hero was strong, loving, beautiful and fairy tale exquisite. But as I grew up, I never dreamed that I would actually find my hero, until I met you. Sweetie, you are everything I always dreamed about. I am still half waiting to wake up from the most wonderful fantasy I could ever chance upon. My love, are living proof that dreams really do come true. I LOVE YOU Marilyn
Birthday Kitty.....
...Today's Birthday Girl is sweet as can be, a fellow Texan and well, the rest you can find out for yourself - and I'm thinkin you won't be go show some Fu Birthday Lovins toooo........ KittyPizza@ fubar Sometimes it is nice to do things for people that deserve it around here instead of focusing on the drama and crazy fakes and scammers all the time...yanno...just a thought.
It Is My Day
My Birthday is October 5th. There is really only one thing I wished I could do and need it so badly, but it seems everyone else wishes for me to do other things. I want to go to the Smokey Mountains and just spend some me time. All by myself. This year has been so crazy. I just feel I need it more for my sanity than anything else. If I don't have the money for it, camping out will just have to do. I just want to shut off my phone, sleep naked and wake up and walk out on the deck and stretch and say Good morning world with no one around and yes totally naked. I want to walk to a creek and watch the sun go down over the mountains and rise in the morning. It being this time of year the leaves should ne changing and in the mountains there are so many trees to look at. I just want to wake up to the sound of quiet and sit out on the deck and see what God has made for all of us to see, that we ignore everyday in our life. I don't think this is a crazy idea, especially if you knew of my y
A Shortaa Kind Prayer
I love what I hear I love what I know I love what what others argue I love what I know I love what others have an argument for I hate ignorance I hate violence unless it comes into my world Then I will OWN it    OWN the violence OWN the violence Take it, light a candle And have the courage TO FINALLY love
My Daughter In Law`s Story Of 9/11
I don't always bring up today. I used to avoid it. Partly because I was so thankful, and at the same time, ashamed that I thought "it wasn't my loved one." But today I will, because I can never forget. My mother and my uncle Larry Rose, both worked at the Pentagon. I remember the night before staying at my aunt and uncle's house for movies and games. Then I went to sleep in the guest bedroom. I never had to worry about going back home because mom had to work and I didn't. So I just stayed where I was. Early in the morning the phone wouldn't stop ringing. At first it took multiple times for it to penetrate through my sleep. Then I ignored it to try to go back to sleep. But then finally...someone said something other than "call me back." They said "I watched the news. Please tell me you're still alive." That jolted me. I ran to the phone and picked it up. It was one of their sons. He told me to turn on the television. That's when I saw them repeating the n
Florida Boy, 13, Killed 2-year-old Brother
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A decade before he was charged with murder, a 2-year-old Cristian Fernandez was found naked and dirty, wandering a South Florida street. The grandmother taking care of him had holed up with cocaine in a messy motel room, while his 14-year-old mother was nowhere to be found.His life had been punctuated with violence since he was conceived, an act that resulted in a sexual assault conviction against his father. Fernandez' life got worse from there: He was sexually assaulted by a cousin and beaten by his stepfather, who committed suicide before police investigating the beating arrived.The boy learned to squelch his feelings, once telling a counselor: "You got to suck up feelings and get over it."Now 13, Fernandez is accused of two heinous crimes himself: first-degree murder in the 2011 beating death of his 2-year-old half-brother and the sexual abuse of his 5-year-old half-brother. He's been charged as an adult and is the youngest inmate awaiting trial in Duval
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About The No Fu Buck Bid Thing In Case You Wondered Lol You Can Accept And/or Start Off With Fu Buck Bids
Oh yeah, just one more quick update about the Halloween auction, if you the person up for auction decide that you want to accept fu buck bids at any time before or during the auction that is completely up to you! After all, you are the one being auctioned so if anyone who wants to enter this auction wishes to start off with fu buck bids just say the word and I will make sure to include that in your pic. Even if during the auction you feel that there may not be bids of other monetary value types then by all means let me know and I will update the auction for you. Again, I am not trying to make people pay for any of this I just think that all fu bucks really come in handy for is winning the spotlight and I would hope that when that time comes for everyone that their fubar friends will help with that!! Anyway no one has even brought this up to me but I like to try and be pro-active just in case anyone has these things in mind but hasn't come to me about it yet LOL! Please comment this blo
R U Dum, Bro?
So this chick matches with me on secret admirer Then the following riveting covnversation ensues...   5:36am Vortex of ...: How disappointed were you when you found out it was me? 5:20pm Mysti: Just so u know I judge NO ONE. 7:07pm Vortex of ...: COOL! Can you poop on my face? 9:14pm Mysti: That's discusting... sorry dont message me again.
If you wish to recieve then you should give first
I need mercenaries for my mob in the game called fumafia.If you are already a member o Fubar and signed up for membership before May 31st 2012 please click on this link and join Fumafia through this link.Its a great game to play and some of the people in this game are probally some of your friends that you associate on a daily basis through fubar.So please help me out and join through this link and let the games begin.TY Copy and paste link to become a mercenarie
Enlarge Your Penis Today
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Pink Name For October.
Since I have also been effected personally from cancer, not me having it, but someone close to me that died from it, I am changing my name to pink to show support this month. No, I don't plan on using girl pictures for rates, lol.   Peace.
Expressing Yourself
                                                              " WHAT LOVE IS" Love is like a flower the petals soft and smooth. But,love can also be like a lion and cause a riot.Though we are apart we're together. To keep our love alive,we will have to over come all. If we don't then our love will surely fall.So take these words into your heart,where they belong...    
Interesting Subject
  Today it is time to introduce an interesting young Slavegirl. Subject N     N is a very submissive slut. Not that easily to handle, but she is an interesting submissive subject, clean and willing to learn.   a nice pink pussy tight asshole     clean and shaved       and a nice round ass     she does learn easily when she does get the needed attention and the needed help from her owner!         doesn't she look good while she is training her slavegirl positions ??                 she does need a strict hand!!! but each lash is worth it!!!  
The sky is alive with fire, As the dying season unfolds. The leaves unmask from there uniform green into an array of flaming beauty. They drop and blow as the winds whispers for them to let go, of the past and float into there future. The sky is alive with fire as cold winds whispers.
Better Know Your Right From Your Left
So I was looking at the entertainment calendar for this casino, and I saw two events: Red Hot Halloween Dance Party Come Join the Red Hot ladies as they host their very first smokin’ hot Halloween Costume Party at Mount Airy Dress to impress, there will be an award for the best costume. Complete with a picture:   Then the other event was: HallowQueen Drag Show Get ready for a fab-boo-lous Halloween with Sherry Vine, Mimi Imfurst, William Belli and Pandora Box – four of today’s finest and funniest drag queens. Fun for men, women and men who like to dress as women.   You had better make sure you dont make a wrong turn, because this isn't vegas, and what happens there doesn't just stay there...  
Crazy Is The Greatest Praise And Honor To Love.
I want a new phone. The thing is, it's expensive. They have it at Walmart. I'm not sure what the deal is with the layaway there. Can you layaway Straight Talk phones at Walmart?
Ogah Creativity Comes Natural (( Cancelled Until Further Notice!))
OGAH Creativity Comes Natural   We will be holding a T-shirt decorating contest!! This will be open for all of the members on fubar! The contest will go like this! It must be a plain colored T-shirt with no designs on it as you will be creating your own design!! Rules are listed below!! Lets make it a fun contest!!    MUST have fubar name MUST have Orgy After Hours on it (OGAH will be accepted as well) ALL props can be used! Example: Markers Stickers Fabric paint Fabric of different kids String Ribbon .. etc (If your not sure of something ask!!) NO PRINTINGS!! MUST be drawn yourself!! Otherwise its not your own design!!  Most of all be creative!!! Let it be your own design!! We love having our own style! ALL styles!! This is made to be fun! So lets all have fun with it!! MUST upload the pic to your profile so I can rip it!! If you cannot load pictures please get with me on this page to arrange another way to get it loaded!! Contest will begin October 19 and will end Octob
Follow Up -bling Or Not Bling
First of all I just want to thank everyone for commenting. You are all so awesome, and I have gotten many private messages of support. I just want to make sure of one thing though. I am a big fuckin boy and realize the errors of my ways, and I in no way shape or form meant to have anyone take any kind of pity on me. The blog was just more about my thought process, and what I am thinking when I bling someone for the first time and then after that. At the end of the day it is me that clicked the button and sent the bling, and I am fortunate as even if I am being used I always figure it out...I am only a little The other thing is I can afford it as any money I do spend here is not taking any food or anything else out of my mouth. This is all part of fubar life and I am sure many of you have experienced the same thing as someone did point out that this does not only happen to men, but can easily happen to anyone male of female. Thanks again, and I love ya all! Man I am gonna hav
Newest Photo Shoot .. Vixi Vendetta@burlesque 10/2012
Revelations Of The Night
It's 4:00 A.M. and I'm awake, thinking, or.....trying to rationalize what I'm feeling. A few hours ago, I was chatting here on fubar with my love. Screen to screen, yet hundreds of miles away. In another time zone, so far away. Yet, I felt as though she was beside me. I could almost hear her breathing, almost feel her holding my hand. Hundreds of miles away. At some point of course, we will have to say goodnight. So far away, yet right at my fingertips. And then she is gone for the night, and I find myself alone. Laying here staring at a screen that doesn't change. Selfishly hoping for one last "I love you". But I know it won't appear. And loneliness settles in. It's like...darkness wraps around me and I'm cut off from the rest of the world. So thats it I realize now. She is my world. My universe. And when we say our goodnights the light fades to black, and the warmth turns to cold. The radio plays the songs that remind me of her, or maybe everything reminds me of her. Reality is
What Is New Today!
Sooooo....some of you I see on here a bit, some not so much.  I have not blogged in over a year, so I think it is time for an update!   My life right now is crazy.  I am busy with work and school.  I had to reduce the amount of time I spend in school, so I can make an income.  They say, hey get an education!  But let me tell ya, it is so damn expensive to do so! I have been single for some time now.  I keep saying to myself, I should date, and get out more.  However, my life is drama free.  Why do I want to fuck that up now? (Especially with being in school.) I met a guy at work, not that type of situation, LOL!  We do hike, and go out and enjoy life together.  He is 14 years my senior, and single.  I think he is a bit infatuated with my mum, but who knows?  LOL!  I just laugh anymore, what more can I do? I did get a scholarship to my school, but it means that I must stay enrolled for 3 consecutive terms. Ugh.  I will not see a break anytime soon.  Which is fine.  The sooner I get
A Woman's Wet Dream
You and your best friend are hanging out, watching the most beautiful woman either of you have ever seen walk across the bar toward you. She perches on the barstool beside you and whispers in your ear, "How would you and your friend like to get out of here and go have some fun?" You look at your friend, a question in your eyes and he slowly nods his head. The three of you stand, you throw a few bills onto the bar for a tip and head out the door. "We can go to my place," she says. "Just follow me there." You and your friend climb into your truck and as you start the engine he asks, "What did she whisper to you?" "I thought you heard?" "No but just looking at her made me want to agree to anything she asked." "She asked if you and I wanted to go have some fun." "Damn, I hope she doesn't think you and I are going to be making out while she watches. And I'm not going to let you stick your dick up my ass." "Eeeeeewwwwww, that's sick. Look at it this way, she has more than one hole fo
Are You Tired Of Being A Lonely, Loser? I Can Help Fix That
imagine a child with all the talent in the world. and one day he decides to play baseball. he throws the bat, runs past 2nd and third, and never tags the runner. i bet you would never want a guy like this on your team. it's not that this kid sucks, its simply that he doesnt know how to play. that is exactly how thw dating world is. if you dont know how to play you are going to fail over and over and be miserable do i have ur attention now? good let's begin. 1.take care of yourself women want their men groomed, dressed nice, and physically fit. look yourself in the mirror. are you wearing a huge t-sirt with ur footaball team on it? are your clothes too baggy and dont fit well. are your shoes dirty? are your finger nails dirty? are you wearing thick glassess. are you balding and still holding on to whatever hair u want? all of these things automatically disqualify and you will have a hard time. 2.get off your fucking computer YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MEET YOUR NEXT BEAUTY QUEEN OFF T
Note To The Northeast From Nola
Dear Northeast, Wow, is your week about to suck. Potentially it will continue to suck for many months. But ultimately you'll come out of it okay. People find a way. You will become very resourceful, you'll bond with your friends and neighbors in ways you never expected, and you'll have a lot of love and help from the rest of us from far away, too. All that said, I hope you're ready for a fight. There might be some who tell you that whatever happens was punishment from God, that you're an idiot for living where you live, that your home should be abandoned. There will be people who tell you that it's your own damn fault. They'll say that you should have known, that you deserved this misery, that the rest of us shouldn't be responsible for taking care of you, that you are not worth saving. So stop your whining already. Well, to hell with them. Be safe. And if you need to, call us when you get to the other side. You can stay with us as long as you need to. Because when the shit flies
Bury Me
(Inner)Vision   Sometimes I see without sight Choking in the dark on yesterdays ache I pick up the crumbs and paste them in mildewed scrapbooks pretending it's now My Vulnerabilty is an ebony robed smooth talker Binding to my chest like a secret lover with rusty pins and molted feathers Whispering Millions of words that would ruin all the hours Force spiral notebooks to fill in the cracks that bleed from a masochistic heart. Eyes wide shut I bury the memory of Your smile I still see You  
Bragging Or Complaining?
I lost my iPod somewhere between my desk and pulling into my driveway from work, yesterday. I used it a TON, and I'm only discovering just how much, in its loss. If nobody turns it in, I have the locate my iPod feature enabled. Already changed all my passwords. Will probably buy a new iPad at xmastime to replace it. Was going to upgrade next year, but this kind of forces my hand.
My Journey Through Oz The Fetish Version
Is this OZ? I ask that because it seems like a dream. If I was in OZ I guess my quest would be for a submissive. I would be facing many challenges, in Munchingland I would find the Cocksucking Girls, now that would be hard to leave knowing they want to suck me forever, but I must press on. As a good sucking would be great I want more.  That Wicked Witch well she would always tempt me, trying to take me away fom my path. She is the distraction, and she would be very tempting to give into, as she would prey on my weaknesses. She would give me her submission with evil in her eyes. I can not trust her, so I must fight her evil attempts of submission to find what I seek.  Instead of a scarecrow I find a good ole country slut, one who loves to be saddled and ridden hard. OH my what a temptation she would be. Her body made for nothing but pure sexual enjoyment, and wanting all holes filled and used. With her Daisy Duke outfit and her seductive ways would be hard to push her away, so she may j
Fuck by Kenneth Matlock on Tuesday, November 27, 2012 at 6:50pm Fuck this world and Fuck where youre at Fuck what's unfurled and Fuck your dumbass cat Fuck getting up and Fuck getting down Fuck staying in Fuck a night on the town Fuck what I know and Fuck what you think Fuck all your food Fuck getting a drink I hate all you fucks This much is true Fuck this poem and fuck all you too.
Dont Be Afraid To Explore Ladies And Gents!
Reality's Dream Before I present this story I want to explain how this blog came about. People have so much of a problem with expressing themselves that dont even realize they r stiffling their own inhibitions. They dont fully open up to the reality that intimacy can be wonderful everytime if ur only goal is to pleasure each other. This blog is for the GROWN AND SEXY ONLY! If u the type that likes to fuck random people then get the fuck off my blog please. But by some chance ur serious read it, imagine it and if u have that special one USE IT! I hope u enjoy my work and welcome to EROTIC EATS!!   Baby take your into a zone, imagine that we are all alone. The phones are off and the kids are gone, now picture me and u getting it on!  Put your mind on a villa on the coast of Jamaica with warm breezes and the ocean lapping the shore. Then all of a sudden I walk through the door. Wearing nothing but red thongs and a smile. I grab u by the collar and pull u in for a kiss, u grab me by th
From Qin Shi Huang. To Architecture Wall Design Team A.
circa 221 BC   RE: Design Entry. >We submit drawings for our entry to the Design Compitition most humbly >   > >   Thank you for your entry but it is not exactly what we are looking for. -Emperor

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