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False Representatives
This Is My Lady This Is Her Link, Trying To Level Her To Prophet Tyvm
Peter Gabriel - Games Without Frontiers
Hans plays with lotte, lotte plays with janeJane plays with willi, willi is happy againSuki plays with leo, sacha plays with brittAdolf builts a bonfire, enrico plays with it-whistling tunes we hid in the dunes by the seaside-whistling tunes were kissing baboons in the jungleIts a knockoutIf looks could kill, they probably willIn games without frontiers-war without tearsGames without frontiers-war without tearsJeux sans frontieresJeux sans frontieresJeux sans frontieresAndre has a red flag, chiang chings is blueThey all have hills to fly them on except for lin tai yuDressing up in costumes, playing silly gamesHiding out in tree-tops shouting out rude names-whistling tunes we hide in the dunes by the seaside-whistling tunes we piss on the coons in the jungleIts a knockoutIf looks could kill they probably willIn games without frontiers-wars without tearsIf looks could kill they probably willIn games without frontiers-war without tearsGames without frontiers-war without tearsJeux sans fro
Hey Lookie Me!!!!
im up for on me..k thanx  
Ya Know,
Somtimes, I just hate every fucking body.       The end.
Lacking Mo Mo Mo Motivation ...
Winter is here and I am starting to lack motivation ... blah .......   Any ideas ???
Jenn Facts And I Hate Cracka!
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.   1- I hate stupid people. 2- People think I'm mean but, I only think they have thin skin. 3- I have OCD and OCD and OCD and OCD (yeah you get the picture) 4- I get bored easily. 5- I like naps. 6- I like playing Acrochallenge. 7- I like doing random things to random people, just for fun. 8- I enjoy pretending I'm pissing on Cracka's fooking leg because he's always making me do stupid shit, like this blog. *LOL* 9- I eat a lot and never gain weight. 10- I have a twisted and warped sense of humor. I've even grossed out a few people.   Ok.. I'm tagging...   Krazee elguapo shababs and YOU and YOU!   If you don't know
Going After The Owners
llinois Comptroller Dan Hynes moved Monday to freeze nearly $6 million in trust funds controlled by the Arizona company that owns Burr Oak Cemetery in Alsip and to strip that firm from doing business at its other graveyard in Calumet Park. The actions, coming on the eve of a major legislative assault Hynes will announce against the cemetery industry, represent a tightening of the legal screws against Perpetua Holdings of Illinois, which owns Burr Oak at 4400 W. 127th St. and Cedar Park Cemetery at 12540 S. Halsted. Outside Burr Oak, onlookers and relatives of the dead continued flocking to the shuttered cemetery. They peered through a fence for glimpses inside the graveyard, despite pleas to stay away from law enforcement officials, who have turned the burial ground into a sprawling crime scene. Authorities believe at least 300 bodies at Burr Oak were illegally dug up and discarded in a pile so their gravesites could be resold. Thousands of other dead buried at the cemetery, i
The Auction
bid on me im cheap and easy...will do anything if the price is right :)   click and paste the link and make your bid...the links arent working sorry    
Thank You 'Miss Viper' for letting me copy this....a Fellow Aquarian.... A•Q•U•A •R •I •U •S: Is A Lover..Trustworthy, Sexy, Professional kissers, One of a kind, Loves being in long-term relationships,  Extremely energetic and funny, Is A 'G',  Unpredictable, Will exceed your expectations,  Loves music, Not a Fighter, But will Knock the fuck out of u, The BEST and BIGGEST FREAK in bed,  Loves weed very much, Strong, Considered to be a "Spartan" The most intelligent Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt Word...........Peace.
For those of you who stuck by me during my very emotional out pouring this weekend I truly appreciate you. But there is a great deal of humor in the situation that doesn't escape me either.  I've ben on FUBAR about 2 yrs now, and i joined specifically because of emotions.  I grew up with a father who was something of a stoic.  Not to say he didn't love us but his brand of maleness was to be rather closed off, in reality we were fucking Vulcans.  His particular brand of stoicism seemed to have stuck better on me than on my two male siblings, but i do deal with the public more than they do and my opinion of the average person may be a bit low. I started my work life writing and performing standup in the Albany NY area, then teaching/socialwork with troubled youth and now i'm in sales... Ithink i've learned to be phony, swallow emotions, and be phony from my work experience... and i really began to withdraw from people. 2 yrs ago i was living like a hermit and seeing a counselor who su
Think The Record Is Broken
going round and round doing the same shit....just how much crap are you ment to take b4 you finaly say enough is enough and you just stop trying and if you stop trying does it mean you stop caring some times I care others I just think whats the point its never going to change or get any better.....maybe its karma for another life that I keep getting shit on over and over again this time round but just wish I could remember what the fucking hell I did in my past life that was so fucking bad that all I seem to get is shit in this one....ok got the kids thats the only good thing I can think of.
Prayer and meditation are the means of our daily contact with our Higher Power.  Frankly though, for some survivors, even the mention of the word prayer can trigger painful flashbacks.  Often it was the very people who abused us who taught us how to pray and who espoused "religious values."   These experiences created for us an image of God who looked an awful lot like our abuser.  If we turn to a Higher Power that we believe is abusive in any way, we are still victims.  Rather, we need to find a Higher Power that is on our side and to establish daily conscious contact for our healing and growth.   T. Thomas Surviving with Serenity   By daily turning to our Higher Power in prayer, we gain inner strength and guidance for our lives as well as the courage to reach out to other survivors for help when we are in need.
I'm Sorry My Master
I've done a bad thing. . . I've made my Master feel as if I am ashamed of him. I want him and the world to know that I am not. I have been reluctant to discuss my Master with the ladies that I work with, both because I doubt that they would understand the unique situation of my chosen lifestyle and because my ex just recently left me and I have been afraid of what they would say about the swiftness with which I have bonded with my Master. In short I have lied about my Master, my lover, my friend, and my fiance. I am so sorry my love. I feel terrible about hiding you. It is something I never should have done. Please forgive me, Love. I will wear my collar without deciet and always take pride in what I am and what you make of me. I love you, my one and only, my darling, my Master, and my lover.
So, I have decided to make a daily cartoon blog on Its gonna be a buncha my drawings based on puns nad sickness.   I need some outrageous ideas
This Country is Twisted.....The Author is Right On...... THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A SOLDIER IN IRAQ . Okay, I need to rant.I was just watching the news, and I caught part of a report on MichaelJackson .  As we all know, Jackson died the other day.  He was anentertainer who performed for decades.  He made millions, he spentmillions, and he did a lot of things that make him a villain to manypeople.  I understand that his death would affect a lot of people, andI respect those people who mourn his death, But that isn't the pointof my rant.Why is it that when ONE man dies, the whole of America loses theirminds with grief.  When a man dies whose only contribution to thecountry was to ENTERTAIN people, the American people find the need toflock to a memorial in Hollywood , and even Congress sees the need tohold a "moment of silence" for his passing?Am I missing something here?  ONE man dies, and all of a sudden he's afreaking martyr because he entertained us for a few decades?  Whatabout all tho
How Well Do You Know Me?
click the link and find out i have mentioned the answers throughout the times...lets see if u pay attention
Survival Of The Fittest
So what does it take to survive the rigours of the mums.   thick skin limited intelligence belligerent attitude  cheese ignorance pathological desire to kill/hurt/dismember desire for attention whether it be good or bad no sense of humour
Friends Are Very Rare Jewels...
NAILS IN THE FENCE   Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.   (Most importantly the last sentence)     
The Lights Are Getting Dim
Here's a more recent "funny story". This one is from today, July 16. So, working on this Explorer for my friend Kissi, trying to repair the problem, which is that was not wanting to go into gear when you put it in drive, we had just done a filter change and put new fluid in, then test drove it. Worked perfectly, but when I stopped at the gas station to check things over, I found fluid leaking out at an alarming rate, so we came back home. Meanwhile, a storm blew in and the rain really started hammering down, so I knew we were going to get soaking wet.I wanted to get back home and hit the internet, do some searches and see how many Explorers have this problem and find some suggestions for where the leak might be. But when we get back home, the power was off. Branch must have blew down somewhere. So I said, well next best thing, let's just sit on the back deck with the Haynes manual and look for tips instead. So the tips I found that seemed most promising where leaks where the dipstick
I am sure MANY have thought it... I know my conversations typically lead to sex... it is after all my favorite subject. As many of you know my conversations basically border around your day. your feelings and your thoughts. I ask , I offer to listen , and I always try to help. I think I am a very sincere person. The thought of getting old , living alone and possibly never having sex again scares the fuck outta me. So I try to enjoy what time I have by talkin to people... flirting with people and  if I had my way maybe even havin sex.... What I don't undestand is how someone can just assume I am shallow after 3 sentences in 5 minutes.... FUCK ME >......
Manchester Orchestra - Girl With Broken Wings (nobody Sings Anymore)
On the porch, she will sit, Light another cigarette, And take a sip of anything that makes it right. She's outside, trying to hide from the fight just inside, Where her mom and her dad destroy each other And on the phone she will call Every boy, yeah, one and all. They will touch her in all the right places. And in her room, she will slide Down the bed and try to fly, And she will fall once again for the feeling And as he grabs her brown hair, She is faking That the feeling he gives her is real As the floor underneath the bed is Breaking She will finish what she starts with "I love you." So from her head to her toes, Nervous hands and runny nose, All of this just for one night of feeling And in her ears she will hear All the things that hide her fears Of dying young and making plans for the future. And all the marks on her arms Symbolize a fractured heart And all the boys that were smart Left her alone So from the roof, she will fly 15 feet down the side Of the house where s
If A Man Wants You......
IFA MAN WANTS YOUIf a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.Slower is better.Never live your llfe for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deservethen heck no, you can't "be friends. " A friend wouldn't mistreat afriend.Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You 'll be mad at yourselfa year later for staying when things are not better.The only person you can control in a relationship is you.Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of dlfferent women.He didn't marry them when.he got them pregnant,Why would he treat you any dlfferently?Always have your own set of friends separate
After Forever...
Forever... Such a simple word yet it implies so much This one small word is permenance It is reliability Strength and stability Forever is meant to be endless Stronger than stone or steel More lasting than flesh and bone This word meant so much to me once How can it be tossed so freely in my face Love comes and goes like the tides Forever was supposed to last Beyond what was and what is Past all physical boundaries What am I supposed to do in the end How do I go on After Forever...
Help A Dj Out!
OK, So, here is the deal. I am a new DJ, and have to get ALL new songs as my external HD went to shit. =[ SO, I AM ASKING YOU, THE PEOPLE I KNOW AND TRUST, PLEASE HELP ME.  I have quite a bit now, but, not nearly enough to keep things NEW. I need ARTISTS, BANDS, SONGS, Good Remixes, EVERYTHING. COMMENT WITH THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE ME PLAY. I am trrying to gain BASICALLY a SHIT LOAD of songs by SUNDAY EVENING. So, I have quite some time to download A LOT. HELP ME OUT AND TY FOR THE HELP!     Feel free to add anything you like to listen to, shit your friends, like, IDC. I just need some help. =] Thanks again.
[logic Problem: The Perfect Weapon]
[Lame strategy rant- please disregard and go do something interesting, I'm just thinking outloud here, and unless you follow theoretical weapon design, robotic design, strategy games, or Gundam, you're going to be BOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDby this post and possibly think less of me.]Alright, some of you caught the neue ziel rantand I've been spending my idle hours really trying to process a paper to that rock.In the series it appeared inthey fought rock versus rock.Build big, build guns, build big.Now, my normal method most any strategy game is:single player Squads: Superior formations 2-3 def-off.multiplay Individual offense: Superior positioning and superior distance.multi-play Squad defense: robotic point defense with light support.In other words, when I go offense, I tend to loan wolf with maverick techniques in disregarded or neglected points.IEI fight smarter than I fight well.It's not cover and return fire- its cover and dissapear.Snuggle up to a corner with some shrubs, and make a fe
Cherry Bomber Guide (updated 7/19/09)
  This is not an official guide nor is this guide perfect. I created this to help my friends and new bombers. Most of us on fubar already know what a cherry bomb bling. But for those of you that don't..a cherry bomb is a special ability bling that can be purchase in the bling shop ( with 35 bling credits. Fubars description of the cherry bomb bling is "When activated, you can rate up to 250 photos in a single album an 11 with one click for ONE (1) hour. You can Cherry Bomb one album per member and you will have unlimited 11's when using your Cherry" Things you should know before bombing: You can bomb an album every 30 seconds if timed correctly. You get more points for bombing someones album containing the full 250 photos while they have autos running during happy hour. Your shoutbox will be over run with people asking (and sometimes demanding) you to bomb them. If you run multiple bombs in a day you can bomb the same albums with every bom
Great place, good times and awesome weather need to go back to work to rest.  Will post more later and pictures
Dark Knight
      baby baby baby let me scrub ur body for me until it has that pinkish glow until it feels like ur skin is on fire baby let me scrub ur ass take my finger n stick it in the hole washing it out good for me. Baby let me wash the spot between ur ass hole n ur penis cuz later I wanna put my hands there I wanna put my lips there. No traces no tracks. Yes my Dark Knight I will wash ur body for me. I want the smell of passion to be the only smell in the room. Yes my Dark Knight im cuming n with you, yes we will shower together. As I am washing my Dark Knight touching his body he is thinking bout his Chocklik Princess Im washing and scrubbing n he's getting all excited. his dick is growing ever so hard busting out of the shower walls. so thick throbing wanting to get touched wanting to have the Chocklik Princess's lips surround the tip he pictures her lips slowly going down the shaft he pictuers the water from the shower beating down her face as his Chocklik Pri
zomg, I forgot to mention that during my trip, there was another couple of ppl there. And we walked by, and...the chick was posing nude for pics in a main hall. I was kinda startled, but the chick was like "oh, its ok if you wanna walk by"   I was like TURN AROUND! (what I was THINKIN of course) It was hawt. She was wearing a labcoat type dress, and I could tell she was naked underneath. Score! Afterwards, we talked to her and her bf, they both were pretty cool.
Feed Me
Soo...I havent gotten fuckin food in forever, secretly hoping that I would invite food gnomes (like the ones that steal your socks, but bring food), but no.   I have a jar of old caviar, and some moldy bread. And some liquid eggs I snagged from my hotel in desperation. Yay me! I need to crawl out and get some food, but I just can't see myself motivated enough to get my ass out. BLAH!
who wants one?   im gonna be bored tonite so im gonna make some
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The Mayonnaise Jar And The 2 Beers
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.A professorstood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar, he shook the jar lightly.... The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively fillin
Yeah You Know Who You Are
What A Twat 2
Shoutbox veronica: send your number veronica: you have none you too scared ring me veronica: u would be goo on the floor you spoke any your trash in reallife ->veronica: i love you so intensely my balls are full of spunk veronica: i feel sorry for you all u are is words behind a screen u havent got the bottle to say what u type you would get decapitated reallife for your smutt you say ->veronica: will you be wearing something seductive baby ? veronica: meet me ok veronica: im from woolwich veronica: watch how your world is gonner turn upside down good to bad bad 2 worse anything i think in my mind can happen and u gonner be feeling so ill within a hour ->veronica: will i get lost in big bad london ? veronica: only chemistry we have is that i can do mind transgressioand trust me bad things are gonner happen to u ->veronica: you are showing your class dear veronica: how shameful a girl has exposed you for the gutless creep you really are MadroxLette: thats bullshit ->ve
Letters From Losers
A reply to my story that I posted:   Greetings hun. Like your 'tude babe. You could be my fantasy girl, baby. Meanwhile get ready for the onslaught your posting will bring. All the oversexed guys (yeah....I guess that is where I classify myself too, unfortunately, although I am about more than simply that) are coming at you like madmen now. Oversexed....what do I mean? Well....all i can think about is sinking my head between your legs....licking up a storm and making you cum like an absolute banshee. Harder than you've cum before. And pressing your breasts i can get both of your nipples in my mouth at the same time. Sucking on them....nibbling.......licking them like crazy. And when my head is between your legs....licking the alphabet...up and down. Direct and indirect. And when it gets time to climb out baby. It's coming at you..... My make you cum. Again and again and again. I know, words are cheap. But that is what it is about, babe. Openi
Judgement Day
I have been judged. How you asked?...You judged me by my negatives, weakness and life history and it allowed you to be clouded to see what is REALLY  inside of my heart & soul. Don't you EVER realize love WILL and CAN conquers everything else, even more powerful?!? Or are you so completely BLINDED?! You choose to listen and see the other side of me instead of love me for who I am, therefore you judged for who I AM! What is in my heart, soul and love shows the real ME and you don't want or see it. It's the most saddest day ever of my life when you gave my judgment day. Can't you even hear my heart & soul screaming for you and for your love? Now that I see what you had chose the judgment day instead to contiune on loving and love me. Is it the end?? You tell me!
There Is No Respite For The Evil At Heart
Is it only me, or did anyone else think in that song "Aint no rest for the wicked" that if the singer had gone with the prostitue he probably wouldn't have been mugged.  You know, because he would have been busy for more than fifteen minutes. I think there's a valuable life lesson to be learned from that. If you arent familiar with the song: Well you'll have to look it up because fubar blogging sucks.
Put A Shirt On!
It seems like every day on fubar, my eyes are treated to the indignity of another shirtless moron who thinks hes pretty damn special cause he goes to the gym a couple times a week. So all day/night i have to watch these hulks of stupidity roll up my bar tab because some chick added them, and im too lazy to filter it. What makes these fuckin meatheads think theyve all gotta default pic themselves shirtless?"Oh look at me, i dont have an ounce of brain inside my fat stupid head, i cant even spell my name correctly, and im probably a big pussy who skates by safely because i make alot of noise and hope that plus my muscles intimidates people who dont know any better." So each and every day, I gotta watch another cookie cutter fucktard who thinks hes unique, but is really just another pathetic entree in the long list of fucktards with a shirtless default pic and maybe the word "enforcer" horridly mispelled in their name. Really, dullards, put the shirt back on, listen to what your spell
A Long Time Coming
Well, I knew this day would come and it looks like it has. For most of you, this is just the web and a fun place to hang out.  For others, it is a place to find and connect with others and when that happens, I don't care who you are, emotions begin to play a role.  I have found some really wonderful friends on here and I treasure their friendships more than they realize.  You know who you are.  Yes I am married, but as most of you know, not always and actually rarely happy.  I found a wonderful guy on here and became quite attached.  Well because of things beyond my control, that didn't work out so well.  Am I a stupid girl for falling for somebody on the net, maybe (just one of my many flaws). Anyways, in my horrible attempt to try and get over this particular guy, I walked over a few other nice guys on the way and I would like to tell them how truely sorry I am.  Was never my intention. (another flaw) Anyways, the reason for this blog is to tell you all that I will be stepping
A Kiss
"I've been wanting all morning to kiss you."  "And I don't want to wait any longer." She lowered her lips to his and his arms encircled her, pilling her down onto him. She angeled her mouth more firmly against his and threaded her fingers through his hair. His lips caressed sensitive nerve endings, sending waves of pleasure through her. She opened her mouth inviting his tongue, reveling in the feel of him, tasting of sweetness and salt. he smelled of seawater, and his skin beneath her hands was rough with sand. He smoothed his hands down her back, caressing her skin, lingering over the indentation at the bottom of her spine, shaping his fingers to her buttocks, and squeezing gently. A sharp ache of desire welled in her, making her catch her breath at its intensity. She could not remember when any man had affected her this way. She broke the kiss and smiled down at him. He reached up to brush her hair back from her forehead and said, "I want to see you naked now."
I Rotf And Lol'd
1st Time Equals Public Fuck With Him
We met at a party on a hill overlooking a river and swimming hole.  I wore a sarong slit to the waist, no bra and a transparent thong and sat so he could see my clit.  I took him down to the river handed him my sarong and jumped in; floated on my back and stroked my clit.  I came out and stripped nude (lots of cheering) and sat on a bench; unzipped his pants and stroked and sucked his prick while he finger fucked my clit.  I stripped him nude and he sat on the bench and I gave him a lap dance fuck.  I stayed nude; he dressed and we walked through the crowd as men caressed my clit and tits; sucked my tits and I stopped to suck two pricks.  Wow.  
Thinking With Addition
"When your molecules are scattered around the room, it is while you wait for them to re-assemble that creativity is born, and you become the Unconceived Child". warmerthan 2007.Talking about oneself is more than difficult, because one can-not define themselves only others can. However I will take a shot to skirt the edges. Number one is creativity and missfits, I find each irresistible. I love the English language, because one can be as precise or as vague as one wants. I really enjoy creating short sentences that when heard sound perfectly logical, but if you really focus on the words you will realize it is completely nonsensacle. For example, "The expanded infinity of more perfect". If there is anyone out there that has an idea at what I am mocking in that sentence, and they get it right. I would humbly bow to their intelligence. I am a singer songwriter with 2 CD's, all parts played by me. I call my one man band, "Daddy'd Dead and the Yoo Woo's".I practice something I call addition.
Its amazing that men (on here as an example) would think that their meat sticks are in some way special and would attract women if showed off.   Most penises are thefriggin SAME, and its is REALLY not an asset, like maybe a functioning brain or skilled hands. Unless you are hung like a newborn cuase of some weird ass birth defect, your trouser snake is JUST THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE'S.  Its a fuckin penis, for crying out loud, how special can it be? So unless its about to come out and do some crazy song and dance, and pay my mortgage in the end, its really not that awesome, and REALLY doesnt need to be shown off in every single NSFW folder.   I have never looked at one and said "OMG, I would LOVE to ride this thing!". Its usually more of a "ok, shocka, he has a penis!"   So it is quite pathetic when guys ask women to watch them jerk that jerky, cause, face it, its a fuckin lunch meat, not a steak dinner.
What My Name Says About Me
You Are Dreamy and Distracted You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality.You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.You tend to be pretty tigh
I Wish For Once....
I wish for once that I could be, the one in which you often speak. The whom of which you like to think, the one who makes your knees go weak. I wish for once that I knew all the things that I could do to be the one thats close to you, to be the one that you love too. I wish for once I was that guy, the one that takes you out at night. The reason for which you smile wide, the one that will make you his wife. I wish for once that you knew how I really felt for you, and all the things that I would do to be the one that you loved too.
Just A Reminder
Pentagon identifies captured soldier in Afghanistan By Reid Wilson Posted: 07/19/09 10:04 AM [ET] The Pentagon on Sunday identified the American soldier taken hostage by the Taliban on June 30, the same day his captors released a video purporting to show him alive.The Defense Department identified the soldier as Private First Class Bowe Bergdahl, a 23 year old from Ketchum, Idaho. Bergdahl is a member of the 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment, based at Fort Richardson, Alaska. On Sunday, a video posted on a Taliban-run website showed Bergdahl for 28 minutes. Bergdahl said he was captured after falling behind on a patrol. He said the date was July 14, last Tuesday."I’m scared, scared I won’t be able to go home. It is very unnerving to be a prisoner," Bergdahl says on the video, according to The Associated Press.American officials have said they are doing everything they can to find and free Bergdahl. Taliban commanders in Southeastern Afghanistan, where
~ticker~ I Can Haz Prophet?
I have no shame, and am not against self promoting lol. I can't seem to catch my ticker, so let me know if you see it.   I'm also about 3 mil from leveling to Prophet, and have these handy Auto-11s, so spread the word.   This message was brought to you by the letter D.
My Love
I really thought that you did love meThat day you clocked me in da face.You said my fried up chili chitlinsTurned out to be a pure disgraceI thought you were, like, all romanticWhen you unloaded in my hair.You've left me feeling sad and frantic,Your crusted jizz is still in there.I really loved the way you touched meWith your size 13 army boot,The way we shared together needlesWas just so ultimately cuteI thought you were the one and only,You even had my email addyI want you livin in my trailerAnd be my 16th baby daddyBut now my life is done and overYou've turned it into livin hellThe day you told me that youve knocked upThat ugly skank from Taco Bell
Of Nice Guys And Hoebeasts
Over the course of many shifts spent in the sleaze factory known as Fubar, ive come across a great many cumdumpsters profiles and status messages wondering where all the nice guys are.  I cant help but to wonder at the inherent stupidity of these hags. Do you really expect to attract a "nice man" when the majority of fubar has seen you drill your turned out vag 6 ways from Sunday either on cam, or in your ever so alluringly titled "Floppy Twat" NSFW album? You know that neat lil trick you do with your 12 inch black dildo with the 2 years worth of cunt crust that youre too busy begging for attention on fubar to get up and wash off? Were not attracted to the swarm of flies following The Hammer thru the air as you wave it around. Any sane person wouldnt trade a bag of shit to see your NSFW, much less spend 10 dollars on some bling credits to stare at the cluster of scars that your last herpes flare up left you with. You want a nice guy? Letting that random stranger that you met 3 hours
When Johnny Comes Marchin Home Again...
Hurrah! Hurrah! Well give him some hardy STDs again, hurrah! Hurrah! Oooh!! Can it be ARMY wife day? You know, the loving, supportive woman missing her man as he is off in some hostile land daily risking his life for his country. Except that she is being loving and supportive to everyone BUT her man, because the selfish cunt cant go more than 3 days without being the unfaithful whore that she is, taking guys out for drinks on her mans hard earned hazard pay, and then sneaking them in the house past her sleeping children to get fucked doggystyle by the guy in the bathroom while her face is bouncing around the toilet bowl, purging the too many to count jagerbombs she had earlier. The ARMY cunt is generally a carrier of various STDs, reading like  highschool textbook complete with full color in home models, and maybe some lingering discharge still oozing from her gaping maw. If CSI ever came to this bitches house, theyd end up having to profile the last 10 years worth of soldiers on ba
Stolen From Klover
The Week of the Seeker – Gemini 3 June 11-18 You are always on the move – probing, testing, tasting and exploring the most interesting things life has to offer. You are not afraid to take chances and are attracted to risk and danger. You are restless and life is never dull around you. You are truly independent a real adventurer. You stretch the truth and please those around you with your undeniable charm; you often get your way. You are good with money. Love and affection are important to you, you can be warm and giving and then cool and detached. You thrive on change and often move from one partner to the next. Strengths: Exploratory – Risk Taking – Money Wise Weaknesses: Emotionally Volatile – Disillusioned – Impatient
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Well my eyes hurt, and my damn keyboard's stallingand I've got numbass/compacted spine I'm rubbin all the crhome off my slinky when I'm homeand my dog's still pretty OCD about this whole heat thing, and she's a crampy bitchy mess.But hey, I get an hour lunch, and I just worked 8 hours in a place I didn't mind so much.I mean yeah, primarily I deny people health insurance in a faceless beaurocratic hell of paperwork that's only 2% of the time filled out properly by people that actually deserve/need the programbut hey... at least I've got a job for 6 months (wait for me to post a blog in 3 days saying 86 the 6 months try a week)so I'm already daydreaming about my first paycheck, its gonna pay back the old man. Then PSP. Then shoes. ... and models whenever the hell I canand fuckin mousetraps.Not enough have died in recent history they're getting ballsy and loud again.I wonder if there's a mouser out there I'm not allergic to that my dog won't eat... like a badger... with spikes and lazers.
Funny Text Messages
1.402): meow(1-402): WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD. 2.(801): all he gave me for my birthday was sperm(254): at least its a homemade gift 3.(403): you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet 4.(816): dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine 5.(347): in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him 6.(763): She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid. 7.(703): I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off! (1-703): I see a marketing opportunity 8.(703): we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret' 9.(848): a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving 10.(314):
[the Post That Will Likely Get Me Removed From A Few Lists]
Sure does take me a while to get used to this work and then come home to think shit.Well, the only bad news I heard today was I might wind up trained for billing.Not enthusiasticbut fuckall it's not collections or case management.And yeah, I might've made a few comments about single moms today on fubs. Hope nobody that counts is pissed.Bear in mind, I am SWIMMING in uneducated, multiple child single parents (or backdoor daddies) abusing or begging for the system.I went through at least a couple hundred today, and frankly after only 16 hours I want to lower the incentive to lose your job and have kids in this country.But damned if I'm not thinkina lotabout my old plan.The one with my three artistic and unbalanced kids I loved very much and a country house that smelled like bacon and pinesol.I guess its kinda got my paternal instincts tickin again, sucks cuz ... my start dating a nice sane girl instincts, or fucking a wild chick instincts and getting custody really aren't cracklin right
so I recieve this fu mail to "beware of someone" cuz shes fake. ya ok maybe she is, maybe she isnt. but heres my take on it......   1. if ur a fake, I'll know sooner or later, I made the mistake ONE TIME of being emotionally invested in a fake and I wont make it again. 2. if ur fake, ur still a human being you should try being yourself, ya never know who is actually gonna like you for you. 3. just because you dont have a salute doesnt automatically make you a fake either. disclaimer: just because you have a salute does NOT mean you are real either! 4. if you got burned by a fake and wanna tell the world, odds are no one will believe you, thats the great thing about americans, we give almost everyone a chance to burn themselves THEN make our judgements about them. 5. if you got burned by a fake, dont sit and bitch about it, learn from it and fine tune what you look for in a person.   I have seen just as many people WITH salutes be stupid and assholes/bitches/sluts/whores/attent
Father Time
  Anointed with virtuous symbolism, Draped in gown, with crown and scepter, The liar sits waiting for your acceptance, Seated frozen judging time as it passes, Too obtuse, for your truths, He will not chance at a glace, His eyes peer onward, with the cowardice of his convictions, Too set in his ways, for anything to ever change. 
Compliments Vs. Player Status
How jaded have women become...there are guys out there like me, who feel a compliment is still nice to give a lady if it fits. yet it seems if you tell a woman u think she is beautiful these days, your either coming on to her, trying to hook up, or a player. LADIES sometimes we just wanna tell you how pretty you are PIERIOD. I say this because i've complimented many of you here on fu because you are indeed very sexy and very beautiful.  doesnt make me a player just means i'm ok with speaking my mind.  and those of you who have accepted my compliments in the past....Ladies you Rock!!!!!
Metaphysical Love
Images of sorcery, Outlandish views of clouds, Ill concepted meanings, of psychedelic sounds. Bizarre imaginations of sights so obscured... Come face to face with terror..before the vision blurrs.        I've loved you from the start...        Before you were concieved.        I built you from my passions,                and killed you in my dreams.   Once I stood before, a council of the Lords. Their grim eyes stared upon me like shiny, deadly swords. There was one there named Micheal, contempt was in his eyes..... His laughter was eternal when they sentenced me to die! It's a hazy recolllection of another life I lived. My death was oh so violent.... Tho I know not what I did. Distorted glimpses into, a medievil time... I struggled to posess what never could be mine!   Viciouse dogs attacked me yet I cut them one by one!! I bowed down to the laughter, knowing the fight had just begun.   Ahhh!! the pain is tearing my very soul to shreds!!!   Forever alone in rando
Idiots In Th Sb
FUCK YOU (My link drop back to idiots!)   Why did you just drop your dumb ass link in my shout box?  Do I know you?  Did you even rate my page before asking for a favor from a complete stranger?  Didn't think so!   FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
Donations Blog #2
        Below is a list of people who have donated to my spotlight fund!  (I need to get spotlight in order to level.) In no certain order. I will add people as donations are made. Spotlight went for almost 900million the other day. SO, I NEED A LOT!!!   I have to make a change.... I will only list people that donate one million or more. I do appreciate all donations. But I just don't have the time to add people with every donation. Most of my donations are under 10,000. Like I said, I do appreciate them. But with spotlight going close to 900 million - I NEED A LOT. A HUGE "Thank you" to all of them! Be sure to check them out!         dammitdave@ fubar         ♥Brat-te♥@ fubar         moonstruck@ fubar      
How can I decide what's rightWhen you're clouding up my mind?I can't winYou're losing sightAll the timeNot gonna ever own what's mineWhen you're always taking sidesBut you won't take away my prideNo, not this timeNot this timeHow did we get here?I used to know you so wellHow did we get here?Well, I think I knowThe truth is hiding in your eyesAnd it's hanging on your tongueJust boiling in my bloodBut you think that I can't seeWhat kind of man that you areIf you're a man at allWell, I will figure this one outOn my own(I'm screaming, "I love you so")On my own(My thoughts you can't decode)How did we get here?I used to know you so well, yeahHow did we get here?Well, I think I knowDo you see what we've done?We've gone and made such foolsOf ourselvesDo you see what we've done?We've gone and made such foolsOf ourselvesHow did we get here?I used to know you so well, yeahHow did we get here?Well, I used to know you so wellI think I knowI think I knowThere is something I see in youIt might kill m
A Poem Of Sorts!
Taken To Soon
My Papa Verlin someone i idolize and would not be me without, came by today and told us he has 6 weeks left with us! He has stage 3 colon cancer and he's ready to go "home" as he puts it! Maybe I am being selfish but I am not ready to let him go yet. He is so matter of fact about it...he has paid for everything selected his clothes and given me a the 2 songs he wants me to sing at his funeral. No tears tiffibee he keeps telling me. Im just not ready to let go ........:(
Sometimes Facebook Scares Me....
This morning I was reading my horoscope on there. I clicked the "love" section and I got this.   A certain situation has cropped up, Gemini, that is going to leave some uncertainty on the day. The last few days have been fairly confident in terms of a specific issue that has been on your mind, but today you will see grounds shifting that are confusing you. This confusion is stemming from an issue where you have made incorrect assumptions, so do not meet this issue head on. Confrontation will only backfire on you here, but you will get the answers you need if you great the confusion with graciousness. This is not as bad as it appears, in fact it isn't bad at all. Don't let your own internal fears lead you to a mistake that could ensure the loss of everlasting love.
If you're on facebook... add me! (I have the privacy settings pretty high so if you can't get to it with the link below, send me your email address for your facebook and i'll come find you)   Christy BebeCreate Your Badge
Fisher Price
I ordered two games for my boys' "Smart Cycle". It's a game where children can "ride" a stationary bike and learn letters, colors, body parts, healthy eating...things like that. It's kind of nice because even though it's a game, they are learning and being somewhat active. I got them in the mail yesterday and my 3 year old just HAD to try his game out. It was some Elmo one. I'll put a picture of the game at the end of this. Anyway, he was doing the section that was about spelling. The first word was "won". Now, the last time I checked that meant that you beat a game/race/competition. The past tense of the word win, right? Well, they put up a picture of the NUMBER one. Maybe I need to invest in some new type of dictionary. How do they expect children to learn from those games? lol.  
well i had an interview at metro pcs(cell company) the other day and ive pretty much got the job i just have to wait til friday to know when i start...   the reason i have to wait is because there is a girl there that has an interview with a bank tomorrow and depending on her interview thats when i know when to start....if she doesnt get hired at the bank they are going to make her a manager at one of the phone stores and im gonna start right away...if she does get hired they will have to hire a manager first because i guess he cant hire another clerk until a manager is hired...he said he would have hired me as a manager if he could but corporate wouldnt approve of someone being hired as a manager that hasnt sold cell phones before...sooooo   yay
A Dream
The Real Foxy08
Just incase you were curious what the REAL FoXy80 looks like: Thanks to AidanCaleb for passing this along to me. She sent this to him then blocked him. AidanCaleb's Link:
What I Am Thinking..
     Well as I sit here and watch what goes on with everyone on fubar, I find myself wondering if I will ever find that special someone. I see lots of couples on here that are happy. Whether married or just dating a lot of people here have a lot to be thankful for. There are many of us out there that are still looking or just have given up.      I am not one of those just looking for a good time. I am one that really truly wants to be happy. I am not saying that the internet is the way to go, for I have tried everywhere. Much to my luck I only get the ones that want to play head games or just want to cam. I am not above all that but I am also not looking for that. If that was the case Fubar is the ulitmate place to be. LMAO      I am looking for that special someone that does not care that I am not perfect or that I have my faults. They will want and love me for who I am and nothing more. But does this fantasy really exist? Or is it just a fantasy??
The Darkness Gets Darker Everyday...where Did The Light Go?
Dark Angels represent every bit of pain and suffering that humans have to endure...And I sit here tonite thinking of the creator of the Angels and wondering what sick, depraved sense of humor or madness this God has that He would allow His most beloved of creation to endure such evil on a daily basis Since the day I accepted Christ, accepted the free gift that is offered, I have paid with my tormented soul for that everlasting and eternal salvation and life with God...Well big effing deal! So I get to live forever because I believe Christ is my Saviour and died for my sins...And it's supposed to be a gift freely given... Then why the hell do I have to pay for it day after day watching the pain of my family, friends and just the random people that you see on the street or in the news? From the moment I accepted Christ, for 5 years I did my best to learn, know and live His word...And it's been a non-stop battle against satan, man, evil, what ever the hell you want to call it...Nothing
What Do You Think?
Who is addicted to the show TRUE BLOOD on HBO?
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I Am Gonna Steal U R Little Precious Time..
Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. I'm a romantic -- a sentimental person thinks things will last -- a romantic person hopes against hope that they won t. Love stories are only fit for the solace of people in the insanity of puberty. No healthy adult human being can really care whether so-and-so does or does not succeed in satisfying his physiological uneasiness by the aid of some particular person or not Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just a
Save Your Love Singer Renato Dies
"The male half of singing duo Renée and Renato, who had a UK Christmas number one single in 1982 with Save Your Love, has died at the age of 69. Former Italian waiter Renato Pagliari, of Sutton Coldfield, West Midlands, died in hospital last week after surgery for a brain tumour. The crooner also sang on the Just One Cornetto TV advert for Walls." Source : BBC Online  
here in a speacial world  with sarah and she is my one and all if she would ever leave that would be on her cause i relly dont plan on leaving her unless its on stupidty
Calling All Artists
I need a little help. I'm looking for someone who can draw these out for me, Theya re tattoos I want to get done and I want a drwan idea BEFORE I go to the artist. I've no problems paying for a commission IF ITS WHAT I WANT ON MY BODY. Im not going to pay someone for a doodle.   1st one is I'm looking for someone who can draw an AMAZING fox. And I'm not saying the animal.I would like a fox woman. Human looking, very pin up. Kind of a transformation of. She needs long hair. With a corset, torn open. Holding a pair of sai one pointing in one pointing out. The idea of this is she is a warrior woman. Please keep that in mind, but very sexy. The 2nd is a tigress seductress. With the libra symbol in the background holding a set of scales. Again, very pin up. A woman with the tiger look to her. Seductive, with almost a see through flowing dress. Very detailed. My biggest goal with this one is as sexy as possible. If you want ot make some gaia cash please post here let me know. If you want
Man Gets Tasered During Baseball Game For A Wrong Seat
I was reflecting on our civil rights today. Do we still have them? Or are they slowly being taken away? Check out this video on my comments and let me know what you think.By the way I am not anti-cop,they have a very hard job.But I am pro freedom.
So, I need to start producing more artwork, but have no ideas. I'm BRAIN FROZEN! Any ideas?   fuck...   btw, its painting/woodburning, so...    
Harvest Of Love
We both take a love boatTo the island of romanceWhere no one has ever livedBut you and I are the citizensWe both walk a long roadTo the fruitful land of loveOur feet never grow weakFor love is our strengthWe both plant the seed of loveIn our hearts that it may growWhen it's time for us to harvestEternity will not sufficeWe both dream sweet dreamsAnd have sincere visions of lifeNothing in this world would stop usFrom fulfilling the desires of our heartsWe've both come a long wayTo get to where we areWe'll always be glad to move onTo a special place of eternity
Mumm Deleted
I just posted a mumm and it got deleted by fu. Message as follows: A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'.This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. All the Mumm said was: To Mumm or not to Mumm,that is the question. I paid 5000 fu-bucks to post this and they deleted it, whats up with that. What do you think?        
whoever guesses these right gets a 1 credit bling of their choice   what is so special about this paragraph?... "If youth, throughout all history, had a champion to stand up for it; to show a doubting world that a child can think; and, possibly, do it practically; you wouldn't constantly run across folks today who claim that "a child don't know anything." A child's brain starts functioning at birth; and has, amongst its many infant convolutions, thousands of dormant atoms, into which God has put a mystic possibility for noticing an adult's act, and figuring out its purport."     An errand boy was collecting boxes of cakes for the Summer Fair. He collected boxes from various people in his local village and each box was labelled in Roman Numerals with the number of cakes in the box. By the time the errand boy had collected the last box, he was quite hungry, and really needed to eat at least one cake. Luckily the last box was marked with an underlined XI, meaning there were 11 cakes
Check This Out!
I have just completed my first website and I wanted to celebrate with you all by having a Grand "viewing" and invite you all to my page! Come check it out at   PLEASE leave me a comment!
True Blood S02e02 Keep This Party Going (eric Scenes)
True Blood S02e04 Shake And Fingerpop (eric Scenes)
My New Sexy Webcam Pics
There And Back Again - My Trip To Iowa, Part Four
This is a multi part blog, to make it easier to read... Monday, we headed to Clear Lake, Iowa, to visit the Surf Ballroom - the last place Buddy Holly and the Crickets, J. P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson and Ritchie Valenz ever played. The Surf was kinda cool - the dressing room had the signatures of bands that played there - the sigs were on the walls, the sink, the doors, the ceiling... We danced on the floor to the music they were playing - retro vinyl stuff from the late 70's early 80's, mostly. There were pictures of performers on the walls from Guy Lombardo to Lynyrd Skynrd's Ronnie Van Zandt to Buddy Holly to Waylon Jennings... almost anyone famous who played the Surf Ballroom. It seemed to have a lot of history besides the "Day the Music Died" - it was cool! And the seats and dance floor and everything - it is pretty much the same as from the 50's and 60's. Also in Clear Lake is the Buddy Holly Memorial - it is a HUGE pair of glasses like Holly's at one end of the dirt road th
There And Back Again - My Trip To Iowa, Part Five
This is a multi-part blog entry, so it'll be easier to read... Tuesday was it - We were heading home. Julie led us to COFFEE! and went on to work. Michael and I had a lil breakfast then took off for home. He was awfully quiet all the way home. Until we left Iowa, the interstate had little else than the same "scenery" - corn and soybeans. I decided I wanted to take a slightly different route - I remembered US 75, which runs much closer to my house, went all the way to I-35 South. So, as we drove I looked for it. Sure enough, I found it and exited to take it south. Did you know that on US 75 and several other highways, Iowa and Missouri use a pinkish material to pave their roads? Until I got to Oklahoma, 75 was pink. Made me wonder... Taking this route turned out to not be such a bright idea. It changed directions and I had to turn right, left, right, and I missed a left... And the left I missed cost me time and gas, which caused me to worry about whether I'd find a gas station before
Les Paul
(CNN) -- Les Paul, whose innovations with the electric guitar and studio technology made him one of the most important figures in recorded music, has died, according to a statement from his publicists. Paul was 94. Paul died in White Plains, New York, from complications of severe pneumonia, according to the statement. Paul was a guitar and electronics mastermind whose creations -- such as multitrack recording, tape delay and the solid-body guitar that bears his name, the Gibson Les Paul -- helped give rise to modern popular music, including rock 'n' roll. No slouch on the guitar himself, he continued playing at clubs into his 90s despite being hampered by arthritis. "If you only have two fingers [to work with], you have to think, how will you play that chord?" he told in a 2002 phone interview. "So you think of how to replace that chord with several notes, and it gives the illusion of sounding like a chord." Guitarists mourned the loss Thursday. "Les Paul was truly a 'one
Theory Of A Deadman- Not Meant To Be
It's never enough to say I'm sorry It's never enough to say I care But I'm caught between what you Wanted from me, and knowing If I give that to ya I might just disappear. Nobody wins when everyone's losing Oh, it's like One step forward and two steps back No matter what I do you're always mad And I can't change your mind, Oh, it's like Trying to turn around on a one way street I can't give you what you want And it's killing me and I, I'm starting to see Maybe we're not meant to be It's never enough to say I love you No, it's never enough to say I try It's hard to believe that's there's No way out for you and me And it seems to be, The story of our life Nobody wins when everyone's losing It's like one step forward and two steps back No matter what I do you're always mad And I can't change your mind, oh It's like trying to turn around on a One way street. I can't give You what you want and it's killing me And I, I'm starting to see That maybe we're not meant to be There's st
Folk Singer Mike Seeger Dies, 75
"Folk musician and historian Mike Seeger has died at the age of 75. Brother of the equally influential Peggy, Seeger founded the New Lost City Ramblers, the group credited with sparking the 60s folk boom. Over a 50-year career, his love of traditional songs inspired many other musicians, including Bob Dylan, to trace the roots of American folk music." Source : BBC Online
Hangovers Part 1
You know you have a hangover when you have a headache, nausea, intestinal upset, and perhaps diarrhea, aches in the muscles and joints, and fatigue. Now let's look at some prevention techniques and remedies. Hangovers are no fun, so you really need to know what to do! Prevention Techniques Almonds American Indians claim that eating 6 raw almonds before imbibing helps prevent intoxication. Bifidus powder Put a teaspoon of bifidus powder in a glass of water and drink before going to bed. Bifidus is the "friendly" bacteria that detoxifies acetaldehyde, a digestive byproduct of alcohol that is a major cause of hangovers.  Evening primrose oil helps prevent hangovers. Take two teaspoons. Eating a meal high in saturated fat causes the effects of alcohol to peak earlier and last longer than diets high in polyunsaturated fat. Research at the University of Tennessee,
Starbuck's Pebbles
STARBUCK'S PEBBLES Which Is Real?           Do these 5 pebbles REALLY form a pentagon? Those biased by the Aneristic Illusion would say yes. Those biased by the Eristic Illusion would say no. Criss-cross them and it is a star. An Illuminated Mind can see all of these, yet he does not insist that any one is really true, or that none at all is true. Stars, and pentagons, and disorder are all his creations and he may do with them as he wishes. Indeed, even so the concept of number 5. The real reality is there, but everything you KNOW about "it" is in your mind and yours to do with as you like. Conceptualization is art, and YOU ARE THE ARTIST.                       Convictions cause convicts.   Can you chart the COURSE to Captain Valentine's SWEETHEART? Hemlock? I never touch the stuff!
My Friends
In one of my other blog posts, someone commented that as I am going through this I will find out who my true friends are. And I am finding this to be true- people are coming out of the woodwork and saying the most amazing things to me. Things I have never believed to be true about myself or thought pertained to me. Some of the people are from here, some from my past and some from present. So as I have been sitting here thinking about how alone I am- I am being proven again and again that I am not. I am just surrounded by the wrong people right now. Unfortunately those people are my husband and parents- the ones you think you can count on. But I am finding out again and again that you really do need to create your own support network. And I do have people that truly love me and appreciate me. So to all of my friends- here, there and everywhere- thank you.
Rock Around The Clock Auction
            Want to own Lizzie? Now's your chance to bid on me!!!! It's easy peazy =) Bids under 1mill:rate pics, stash, buy gifts of choice 2-3x or more per week Bids OVER 1mill:same as above, but will add to top friends, give yahoo messenger, SFW salute, owned by in my name CASH BIDS:(incl. fubucks, and VIP, bling packs, etc)rate pics, stash, comments, bling owner, top friends, yahoo messenger, top family, owned by in my name, 1 SFW salute, 1 NSFW salute, possibly negotiate phone number IF I get a VIP I’ll rate you 11s!!! Also the person with the highest bid, will get to fu-own me! How easy is that??? click below :)   Brought to you by: TwåunεVålêntïnô™          Fu-Owned Auction™ 8 "Rock Around the Clock" (running from Sunday, August 16th - Saturday, August 22nd" !!!!         bully posted by: It's Elizabeth, bitch! Get it right!@ fubar        
[the Awesome Survey Of Awesomeness]
Yeah that really is the name of the survey >> that's almost as awesome as Andy's moobs. 1. What is you full name? I think a total of two people on Fubar know it, and they're both on my blocked list *thumbs up*. 2. When is your birthday? 1/20/85 1/20 is the same as the guy that played Bones on Star Trek. Destined? 3. How tall are you? 5'11 but I say six foot to save time. 4. Eye color? Onyx. Some people have decided to find it sexy 5. Hair color? Ever dulling copper. 6. What nationality(s) are you? Ameriwont 7. Do you eat the crust on your bread and sandwiches? Yerp.8. Any piercings?Nope.9. Any tatoos? Nope.10. You have three wishes, what are they? A.) Maintainable world peace and disarmament, global conflict resolutionB.) The ability to manipulate my body's passage through time (including the ability to age or deage or auto regenerate to the point where I was killed and reverse it)C.) The capacity and aptitude to learn as much as I want. In other words >> hand built giant robot
Did I Ever Tell You About These Scars?
You see when I was a child, my mother, she had this flower garden, they was her pride, she loved them even more then me. Well one day I couldn't take it anymore, so I took a knife out of the kitchen drawer, and cut them down. Well mommy didn't like that, not, one bit. She took the knife from me, and put it in my mouth like this /. Then she said, you made my flowers ugly, now we have to make you pretty, a nice pretty smile...
When In Sheep Town With The Herd !!!!!
So,since people have been putting those fancy "acronyms" in their screen names ,i have thought thought up a couple that "WE"the mummers can use in ours . RMA which = "regular mumming asshole" or RMM which = "regular motherfucking mummer " (feel free to put it in your screen name if you want lol i know i am going to :O:O)
Hope. It’s the hope that friends are safe and well It’s the hope that loved ones don’t get hurt It’s the hope that sick friends recover quickly It’s the hope that those who can’t recover, don’t suffer in pain for too long It’s the hope that one day there will be the confidence and strength to start over It’s the hope that the happy ending is actually achievable It’s the hope that friends stay patient and loyal It’s the hope that in the crazy online world of half truths, we can find a true friend It’s the hope that somewhere, someone needs each of us It’s the hope that folk don’t ask too much of us It’s the hope that we can all be accepted for who we are, flaws included It’s the hope that, one day, there will be the courage to ask for that mee
Ant the Rant of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: I sit and watch you front reckless, like third-person perspectives. S-A-double-V - Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: I stunt like X-Games, and X you off my checklist... eat a formidable brain for breakfast. My curricular is extra, so check this... my flow is terrorist, hit you where it's least expected. The stratagem, like a nail-bomb... but way more reckless, exploding in every direction. I wear a wrecking ball, as pendant and necklace. Try to snatch my pride and get embarrassed and disrespected... aggression - fuel for my erection. Demolish the facade and resurrect it, lace up game and teach lessons. How do you stop it, if you can't defend it? I rig examples, like presidential elections. I'm a tattoo surrounded by millions of freckles... a grand master who's never been bested. Your antics lack direction, like a chicken runnin' headless. How can you reap success, if the expense has never been accepted? My crew's amused by you
Never There
~filled with sadness loss and rage tear stained words blot my page longing for what can never be my heart swells up with misery wanting it so bad, losing grip forcing a puzzle piece that just won't fit lost in my sorrow, that's hard to bare losing something that was never there~
I don't care if this a pop song but I love it and it sums up what I feel like all the time. Grew up in a small townAnd when the rain would fall downI'd just stare out my windowDreaming of a could beAnd if I'd end up happyI would pray Trying hard to reach outBut when I'd try to speak out Felt like no one could hear meWanted to belong hereBut something felt so wrong hereSo I'd pray I could breakaway[Chorus:]I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to flyI'll do what it takes til' I touch the sky And I'll make a wish Take a chance Make a changeAnd breakawayOut of the darkness and into the sunBut I won't forget all the ones that I lovedI'll take a riskTake a chance Make a changeAnd breakawayWanna feel the warm breezeSleep under a palm treeFeel the rush of the oceanGet onboard a fast traintravel on an airplane, far away And breakaway[Chorus]Buildings with a hundred floorsSwinging with revolving doorsMaybe I don't know where they'll take me butGotta keep moving on, moving onFly away, breakaw
Medicinal Pot Merits Considered At Hearing A parade of Iowans touted the medical benefits of marijuana at a hearing before the Iowa Board of Pharmacy today, which is seeking scientific input on medical marijuana use. Robert Manke of Des Moines told the board that using marijuana helps with severe nausea and pain from migraine headaches and the results of severe car accidents. "I'm not here because I want to get high; I'm here because I want to stop being sick, and I want to stop being persecuted, and I need your help," Manke said.
What Kind Of Book Are You?
You Are Mystery You are a natural problem solver. You like figuring out the best way to do something. You are very intuitive. You are good at picking up on people's moods and predicting the future. You can't help but being a bit of a detective and a snoop. You always want to know what's going on. And while you may have the scoop on everyone you know, you're not a gossip. You're a pro at keeping secrets. What Kind of Book Are You?
The Thoughts Of Tommy (my Alter Ego) (the Thoughts Of Mem Chapter 6)
Random Thoughts And Crazy Dreams. The Darkness Quickly Takes Over Me. I Can't Sleep. I Can't Eat . Hell Sometimes I Can't Even Breathe. I'm So Lost Without A Clue. What Is It That I Have To Do? Should I Surrender To The Madness And Let It Destroy Me? Sometimes I Think It Would Be For The Best. Sould I Just give up Entirely? Maybe That Is A Better Situation. I've Lost So Much And Gained So Little. When I Do Gain Something Someone Just Tries To Take It From Me. Is It Really Worth It To Keep Holding On. Forget It All. I'm Gonna Do It My Own Way Now. It's My Time To Shine. Say What You Want. You Think I Care. Guess What? I Don't!! Your Time Was Last Year. Your Time Is Up. My Time Is Today. Today Begins A New Age. The Age Of MEMesis. To Everyone Who Has Ever Hated Me. I Have One Last Thing To Say. Die Nameless  Because You Never Mattered. As It Is Written As So Shall It Come To Pass: Quote The MEMesis Nevermore!!!
Happy Birthday Cris
      It's Lola's birthday today. :D Woohoooooooooooooooo She is having a Happy Hour @ 9am Fubar time. Stop by, and wish her a very Happy birthday. I hear she likes bling. Hint hint. LOL I hope you have a great day Cris. Oops, i mean Lola. Click link below LoLa *Owner of Cubby*@ fubar
Wow...what A Morning
I've been informed because I'm submissive that I want someone to literally shit on me. Um, yeah...NO! Soooooo love the stupid!
Damn Reality Shows Anyway
Ok so I've been watching one of the WORST reality dating shows on tv. "Megan Wants A Millionaire." Don't laugh, or I'll punch you in the arm REALLY hard!! So anywayzzz, VH1 cancelled the show because one of the millionaires is a suspect in his ex-wifes murder! Allegedly, he strangled her, stuffed her in a suitcase and put her in the dumpster. He is on the run in Canada, they believe. Since this all happened, VH1 has pulled all ads for the show off their web site. SHIT! now I have to find another shitty reality show to watch. any suggestions?  
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It I really enjoyed doing these. They always made me smile! I AM BRINGING THEM BACK!!! I hope you will participate. xo
I've run out of reasons to be mad, and my brain's in panic mode. It thinks without the anger I'll forget the bad. I've replaced 90% of the shit she stolemy record's clearI'm making friendsI graduatedI've datedrepeatedly (unsucessfully but hey...)I got a better job than the one I lost.She was a bad girlfriend and not my problem anymore yeah... she did me wrongand I'll never forgive her for that It took 18 months.12 of which I had my hands completely tied and a blindfoldand ... I got it back. Sure, I'll never have that time back, but in that time I deleted a person, and undid what was intended to unmake me. I've lost all reason for my anger... I'll never forget the injustice, I'll never get what I should have (closure... an earnest apology for ruining AND hurting me to chase some 80 IQ tag wearing compensator who blew his GI Bill on her within 2 months of meeting her) the financial and emotional damages... justice for being beat on by two people in -MY- home. A real education for
How Pharma Giants Are Getting Rich By Calling Our Life Problems 'medical Disorders' Part 2
When the DSM Began The first editions of the DSM would have been unrecognizable to modern practitioners of psychiatry. The DSM-I, published in 1952, conceptualized mental disorders as dysfunctions of personality rather than of neurobiology, following a former president of the American Psychiatric Association’s advocacy of “mental hygiene,” and the DSM-II, published in 1968, consisted of 180 categories of illness framed in a flowery psychoanalytic cant that drew scorn from the medical community, which viewed it as something of an unscientific embarrassment. In their 1997 exposé, Making Us Crazy, Herb Kutchins and Stuart Kirk point out that the DSM-II was, in fact, a slim guidebook of dubious analytic value that clinicians could purchase for $3.50, designed to describe, rather than to prescribe, current psychiatric practices. Things began to change in the next decade. Following the public outcry over thalidomide, a tranquilizer that was linked to thousands of birth de
So Yeah, This Place Is Great
Last night, two whack-job fundamentalist Islamist militants got whacked by another group of whack-job fundamentalist Islamist militants, because of their slightly different interpretation of whack-job fundamentalism.  In the process, they blew up the hospital down the street from me, and 5 other innocent people who were just going for medical treatment and to visit family. Ladies and gentlemen...The Religion of Peace!!!  Happy fucking Ramadan...pulled pork and beers for everyone! 
Stormy Weather.
Torrent of steam and the smell of sweat faintly in a porcelain tub for two.Making mohawks, over-wet kisses on slippery parts.Trade-offs, parking tolls, use the buddy system.Going by yourself can be dangerous.And I take those big clumsy thick hips in my hand and pull her close.Her sex is magnetic, and I'm a cloud of electricity striking in seemingly random points.her body with a permanent jigsaw fit to mine.It doesn't matter nowwhat I know later.How two people will sever as vehemently and loudly as the cosmos will allow.One man erased, two memories blasphemed, and an unwashable sin that blotted out the sun.I played the fool, while you played the same card twice.Entwined, and plummeting toward disaster.I will never feel another passion like itfor fear or for sense?Maybe fear is sense. You might find fire beautifuldancing as it does in the darkflitting and wafting its sultry curves, enticing- demanding you to touch.
The search I'm In the middle of Wyoming's Red Desert. The sun is beating down on my shoulders as I hike over another sandy filled hill covered with cactus and wildflowers. I'm listening to the sound of peaceful quietness as all the worries leave my mind. As I pass a group of cedars a jack rabbit jumps out on the run. I don't know who's more startled, the rabbit or myself ! I continue my walk...  Off in the distance I can see a herd of Antolope grazing on the tall sage like they have not a worry in the world.  I pass over another hill and see my first hint of why I came on this trip. There on the desert floor I see chips scattered about in all directions. Flakes of chert and jasper left behind from an earlier day. My gaze grows stronger. My pace slows to a crawl. I move my way across a dried up creek bed still following the trail of multicolored chips. As I walk, the trail of chips get smaller and smaller until there are no more. As my disappointment weighs I look up and to my surpr
And the salute is a dude...  
Best Friends
I find myself sitting here in my chu, not even eight in the morning yet. I have not went to sleep from my nights work. Tired, exhaustion, and heat surrounds me, but that is not what plagues my mind. My thoughts are wrapped around one person, vivid images will not leave my mind. I picture her as a child when I first met her, us swinging and playing tag. I still believe the day she moved in next door was one of the happiest days of my life. I see her blonde hair blowing in the breeze as we walked many times hand in hand on the beach when we were older. How her eyes sparkled when the moonlight hit them. The taste of her lips the first time we kissed. The softness she brought into my life. We spent many years together, at first as young kids and then the years that followed. She will always remain my best friend, and I will always love her unconditionally.  I look back and think of the many times I could have been better, done things differently. Perhaps though you are not meant to spen
Her screams break the silence around her, But they are never heard by others. She lies in bed... her pillows collecting her tears. Her heart has been shattered..... Shattered by the one meant to protect it, To love it,  to provide for it. The baby lays next to her sleeping peacefully.... Unaware that one of its' lifegivers has left it, And in that leaving has left wreckage and a void... She wonders what she did to deserve getting beaten, and cheated on.. As she thinks, the heart that was once whole, Becomes a briar patch of thorns which grows into a wall... Only one small hole remains for access to her heart... That hole is for her child. She grits her teeth hard and vows "Never again!" With that vow made, she moves on with her life, but...... Behind those thorns lives a woman beautiful, Filled with love screaming to get out. She ignores the screams coming from the woman on the other side, Dismissing her as weak, and foolish for wanting and believing in love. She tu
Am I sick for liking rape videos?? Mind you, I would rather be a rapist tho.
Love Connection
  You may feel vulnerable because of a yearning to experience more love or connection in your life. Perhaps you are reaching out to new people in the hopes that your words or actions might create a meaningful connection. You may also be trying to open the lines of caring communication between yourself and a friend or loved one. If this is the case, consider giving love free of any expectation of return today. You might think about focusing your awareness not so much on others’ reactions but on the feeling of love that you experience while giving it. When we long for connection and love, we can satisfy our craving by freely expressing affection to others. By doing so, we take the risk of allowing ourselves to be open and vulnerable. This risk can make us feel intensely alive and puts us in direct contact with our emotions and needs. We feel the love as it emanates from deep inside us. This feeling can seem intense, as it envelops us even as we strive to give it away. Radiating
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Happy Birthday Mom
I went to see my mom today. It's her 83rd birthday. She has been in a nursing home for several years now. She doesn't know who I am anymore. They now have her under hospice care. Which means the end is near. She looked terrible. She had no idea who me or my daughter was. She thought we were the staff just there to bother her. That was tough. As bad as this sounds, I just wish the end would come sooner than later. So she doesn't have to suffer in her private hell anymore. I wish she would just let go.
I Cannot Believe It...
I decided to start a file for shit that I want to rant about.  I am gonna start with my ex cuz trust me, this stuff will amaze you....   OK, sssooooo today is my Grandmothers wake. It also happens to be the day before school starts, so it was meet the teacher night too. I of course did alot of running around & it was a very stressfull/emotional day. For anyone who knows anything about my prior married life, you feel for me. For those that don't, I will let you in bit by bit in these rants. You will come to find out your life is not as bad as it could be. I really hope my next life is a bit smoother than this one was. I dropped that tidbit in to segue to this. I am the custodial parent. When I got divorced, ALL I wanted was my son. I didn't care about money, the house or anything. I wanted my child. Period.  My ex apparently didn't take anything seriously when we were talking to lawyers or in court. I can't help him with that. I don't take care of him anymore. So, I go to school to
It seems everyone has gotten all 'honest', i think due in good part from the events that transpired last weekend; who am i to buck the trend... Problem is I am VERY shy and private, yes despite the fool I am willig to play in the MuMMs and status comments... I am very much not a silly person... think Mark Twain and Edger Allen Poe had a love child... So here is who I see myself as... and I'm too shy to leave it all out there... if you have questions ask... just keep on dreaming, being, and going on feelings... DP
Senator Edward Kennedy
BOSTON (Reuters) – U.S. Senator Edward Kennedy, a towering figure in the Democratic Party who took the helm of one of America's most fabled political families after two older brothers were assassinated, died at age 77, his family said. "Edward M. Kennedy, the husband, father, grandfather, brother and uncle we loved so deeply, died late Tuesday night at home in Hyannis Port (Massachusetts)," the Kennedy family said in a statement early on Wednesday. One of the most influential and longest-serving senators in U.S. history -- a liberal standard-bearer who was also known as a consummate congressional dealmaker -- Kennedy had been battling brain cancer, which was diagnosed in May 2008. His death marked the twilight of a political dynasty and dealt a blow to Democrats as they seek to answer President Barack Obama's call for an overhaul of the healthcare system. Kennedy was a longtime advocate of healthcare reform, a signature issue of Obama's presidency. Obama said on Wednesday he
Wrote this as my Motto Years ago... goes along a bit with yesterday's blog... Though many places I go Only few I will know, and the Fool I will play, In the places I stay.
Our First Kiss
I stare into your beautiful brown eyes,I can feel the blood rushing throughout my body. And as I brush the hair out of your face,I slide my hand down your soft slender cheek,as my skin touches yours, our hearts beat faster. As you run your hands through my hair I lean towards you,I breathe you in. And when our eyes close, our lips meet. Our kiss is soft and wet, smooth and warm,sensuous and passionate. The kiss hits our whole bodies like a tidal wave. We both feel all of our emotion at once, it's a feeling words can't describe. As we pull away, you look into my eyes and I look into yours,we smile realizing that was our first kiss,
[rule 6]
Rule six is simpledon't drink when you need to.I remember a time when I was prescribed pocketfuls of diazepam and other slow releases of BenzSomedays I really miss itthen I discovered the wonderful lowfive of alchohol.And of course years of self awareness and well practiced relaxation techniquestoday was a minor meltdownfor 8 hours.My mom wants me back in therapy because I can't force myself to like boring women.I kinda laughed.... and made a secret list to myself of what I should really be back in for.Maybe if they gave me a piece of cheesecake every time I talked to a nervous neurotic unremarkable woman, I'd learn to hate cheesecake :/But back to the meltdownI think the best (worst) part of my condition is that the symptoms are so vague but intense, you can confuse it for food poisoning, having a gun held to your head, an adrenaline dose, low oxygen levels, liver failure and toxicity all to what you're experiencing; but lets not also forget that you get to go to reallyreallydark plac
Pieces Of Me
Looking up from below it's sketchy, but I can seepieces of a person that once belonged to me.When I try to grab them,they seem to fade away, memories from a past I knew but no longer have today, Push yourself, so I've been told ,be a mother and a wife.You owe it to the ones you love to sacrifice your life.But what do you do when you're weary,When you're tired and can't go onTo the hollow in the tunnel your existence now belongs.I long to do the things I see,so each day I look above, and try to reach the pieces of the things I used to love. Poem By Tammy C.
Miracle Cure
Doctor Bloom who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor's office, and, amazingly, emerged within half an hour walking completely erect with her head held high. A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this walked up to the little old lady and said, "It's a miracle! You walked in bent in half and now you're walking erect. What did that doctor do?" She answered, "Miracle, shmiricle. He gave me a longer cane."
♥ So...♥
So if you constantly have someone on your mind... No matter how bad you want to NOT think about them... Exactly what should be done about it?  I mean... are they supposed to be there... or what... FK it... IDK lol  Just felt like gettin that off my shoulders...
Symbol In Hinduism
The swastika (Sanskrit svastika, "all is well") is a cross with four arms of equal length, with the ends of each arm bent at a right angle. Sometimes dots are added between each arm.Swastika banner for Indian weddingSwastika banner being hung for an Indian wedding, Mumbai. Photo: BigAppleOfMyEye.Swastika on a house in IndiaSwastika on an Indian home. Photo: Premasagar.Swastika ringIndian man's swastika ring. Photo: Premasagar.Swastika rangoliSwastika rangoli (decoration welcoming visitors to a home). Photo: Azuric.Swastika brickBricks carved with a swastika and script, India. Photo: Premasagar.Swastika graffiti in IndiaGraffiti in Jamalpur, India. The Hindi writing is the mantra Baba Nam Kevalam. Photo: Premasagar.The swastika is an ancient symbol that has been found worldwide, but it is especially common in India. Its name comes the Sanskrit word svasti (sv = well; asti = is), meaning good fortune, luck and well-being.The swastika is most commonly used as a charm to bring good fortune
Angelic Heroes
Little Teddy Hiatt passed away early this morning.  With his passing, he was able to save 9 other children through organ donation.  He IS an angelic hero.  Rest in peace little man... we love you, and you will be dearly missed...
Shocking News
My ex husband asked me to marry him today, again.  Now it is all I can think about. I have been painting a two story house and gargage, and am almost done, I am so sore and tried from this, but that is all I can thnk about, is this oddball out of the blue (he has a girlfriend) proposal.    
TRUE Mountains maybe tall, but my love can climb the tallest one. Oceans maybe wide, but my love can swim the widest one. The skies may not always be blue, but my love for you will always be TRUE!!!!   Angel Eyez 8-30-09 1:07am dedicated to my lover my life and my friend Surreal
Excerpt From A Message To A Friend
Rather than retyping an new blog...I am taking a portion of a message to a friend and posting it here...It outlines how my dad is doing right now message as follows: dad is doing so MUCH better! still terminally ill there is no changing that...but the raving psychotic in a drug induced delerium is gone!!!the "well-meaning and trustworthy" docs and nurses at the VA hosp were drugging him with so many medications using the excuse that he was dying and in a death delerium becuz his body was closing down!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!they were literally causing the delerium and his deterioration! he wasn't allowed out of bed...he was kept naked and in a diaper so they wouldn't have to deal with him going to the bathroom and they were giving him three different anti anxiety meds as well as oxycodone and other pain killers...all mixing and counter acting against one another til this man was a complete loony! and that is the only way i can even describe it... now that he's 24 hrs time.
Hurricane Names
A  black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of  Houston), reportedly complained that the names of  hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.She would  prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand  the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.
First We Are Terrorists Now We Are A Burden
END OF LIFE CARE" GUIDE IS BOOKLET FOR OUR WOUNDED VETERANS...LIKE SENIORS THEY ARE NO LONGER WANTED NOR NEEDED IN OBAMALANDAugust 23, 2009It just keeps on getting more $hitty under the Obama "leadership" as wounded Veterans are to be included in End Of Life Care options like seniors are.This should really make anyone that feels like they want to fight for this country stop and reconsider.If you come home missing arms or legs or have brain trauma that makes you unable to work and pay taxes to the ingrates in this government then you like the seniors that have reached the point they can no longer work and pay taxes are a burden that needs to decide if your life is worth living any longer and if you would be better off dead.Tammy Duckworth who is an assistant secretary to Veterans Affairs says"This booklet or guide is simply a tool and that its ultimately about healthcare for veterans." Every veteran thats came back from useless wars like20Iraq and Afghanistan or any other of the politic
This Speaks To Me Right Now
I didn't write this, it the lyrics to Deacan Blue by Steely Dan. I'm not that creative This is the day  Of the expanding man  That shape is my shade  There where I used to stand  It seems like only yesterday  I gazed through the glass  At ramblers  Wild gamblers  That's all in the past    You call me a fool  You say it's a crazy scheme This one's for real  I already bought the dream  So useless to ask me why  Throw a kiss and say goodbye  I'll make it this time  I'm ready to cross that fine line    I'll learn to work the saxophone  I'll play just what I feel  Drink Scotch whisky all night long  And die behind the wheel  They got a name for the winners in the world  I want a name when I lose  They call Alabama the Crimson Tide  Call me Deacon Blues (Deacon Blues)   My back to the wall  A victim of laughing chance  This is for me  The essence of true romance  Sharing the things we know and love  With those of my kind  Libations  Sensations That
Today's Pakistan Vocabulary Word Is...
"amoebic dysentery"  Can you say, "amoebic dysentery."  I can.  Now I'm going to curl up into the fetal position and die.
Very Important:please Read
Police Warning to Online Members State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of DreamWeaverGrey contacts you, do not reply. DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of whispers or requests for private chat in Pogo. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name has also been seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Jennifer S. Faulkner Education/Information Specialist Roanoke Fire-EMS 541 Luck Avenue, Suite 120 Roanoke, VA 24016 540) 853-2257 (phone) 540) 853-117
Want To Win The Spotlight For A Day?
Welcome to the fubar Yellow Brick Road Adventure! You must pay VERY close attention to the rules or you will be disqualified. There will be 5 stops on this tour. Every day there will be a new clue released that will lead you to the information you need to complete the next step. The person who completes all five steps first with the most amount of retweets by people other than themselves will win. The list of prizes and everything you need to know will be at the first stop!To all of you who say you do not twitter! Now is the time to start! Win FREE stuff!   Your first clue is @ those of you who are new to twitter, do not be scared. It is super easy to use and will compliment everything you do here. There are already hundreds of fubarbarians on twitter. Twitter will give you the ability to not only reach out to your friends on fubar but to the rest of th world. 1. Think of twitter as setting your status. If you notice, you can now twitter your status.
Here's The Dealio....*plz Read*
I'm tired of being hounded about this subject, especially by so many men on fubar and it's just getting downright pathetic, so I felt the need to address this ONCE and ONLY ONCE. Take it how you want. Get mad, run away with your bruised ego, stop talking to me. I really couldn't possibly care less at this point. I am single. 100% single. I have been for 8 months. There's been two people in particular I've attempted to make a relationship with. One turned out to be a complete, and total douchebag, and the other recently slapped me in the face, stabbed me in the back, broke my heart, and worst of all in my eyes, lied to me. I dont take kindly to people who lie to me. But great guys right? careful who you trust my fu-friends....some people are better actors than they let you know. Anyways, back to my point. I have no problem maybe attempting something with somebody I've met on here, but after my fiance and I broke up the day after Christmas 08, I'm *VERY* picky about who I eve
Only In My Mind
Not a day goes by where I don't think about you. I even sometimes let my imagination run free to where I could almost see your face, feel your touch, and smell your scent. I've kissed you a thousand times in my mind and have made love to you in the sweetest of my dreams. And there are times when I can feel your arms around me and the warmth, the love. Oh, what the imagination can do if you want it to. We go way back, you and me. I bet you didn't know that but it's true. When I was a little girl I used to dream about you. There have been at least a few dozen different scenarios on how we'd meet; the way you would smile, your soft an gentle touch, what you would say. And when you kissed me for the first time, I can still feel that child-like innocence, which turned into passion as I grew into a woman. And our intimate moments shared are plenty. I close my eyes and once again let my imagination run free. We're also very old friends. You know all about me. I've shed my skin and show
Character Synopsis
Not really a story, no title as yet. just a brief description of a character i'm developing. William Porrige.  william grew up in an odd family the 3rd son and 4th child in a family of 7 children william was always the odd one out because he could not whistle. The remainder of his siblings and father could whistle so well that they could blow symphonic and jazz pieces together in perfect harmony and tempo. during his youth they traveled for hours by car no radio playing just whistling, which william could not take part in.  william always sees himself as odd, never his family, which most people see as very eccentric. may have willim go to college to study music and have this put him at odds with his family. i need an analogy for the whistling, need a way to see his 'life lesson' whatever that may be. Openig line: William Porrige was odd and not only because of his last name.
Watch And Win From 9-2 Thru 9-5
Ok here we go...... From now thru 9-5 which is my Birthday, I'm holding a contest for pic rates.   It's easy and free and everyone wins!! Please note, I'm doing this to try and level for my birthday and nothing more. Its not a flashy contest for bling or cash offers or anything else.  Just for fun, love and fubucks! Several times throughout each day, I will hold a small timed contest (10 MINUTES), it's easy all you have to do it RATE!!  Rate as many pics you can in 10 minutes and win. THERE IS ONE BIG LUCKY WINNER EACH CONTEST THAT WILL WIN $50,000 FOR THE MOST PICS RATED DURING THE CONTEST. GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!! WHAT DO YOU WIN? Well its easy, for every pic rate you give me, i give you 2 rates.  ex: you rate me 10 x = I rate you 20 x WHAT IF YOU HAVE ALREADY
Midnight Companion
I Love this manthis man in my head The one who holds me through the nightThe one who drifts away in the morning light Hours I sleep, dreaming of him in his arms wrapped up in them This man makes me feel thingsas if they were newHe is with me every nightseeing me through Making me smile throughout the dayAs I remember the funny things he would say Each night I go to bed Meeting him in my dreamsUntil I can touch him This will have to do it seems His love reaches into the darkest part of meInto my depths, he already has the key He makes me feel loved safe and warmLike no one else had ever done As I wake in the morning lightI realize he is still thereAlthough I cannot see himhis prescence is everywhere
Rating Pics And Such
How many times have you responded to someones call for leveling help to look up at your bartab and see they are playing slots or something totally unrelated to helping themselves level?  If i ask for help in leveling you can damn sure bet your last dollar I am rating on someone else rather than playing one of the games or griping cause I don't have an auto. Get real people you have to help yourself before you get help.  I rated my tail off from feburary to may before I ever got my first auto, and it was given to me because I could not afford bling credits till recently. Do you people honestly believe everyone owes you or what?
Masters Dungeon
I could feel myself slowly waking from a heavy, dream filled sleep, my limbs felt heavy, my mouth dry.  I wanted to reach out for the glass of water that I always had on the bedside table, however I could not seem to lift my arm. Ah well, I would just lay and enjoy the memories of my evening with my lover.  We had spent a lovely day in York, followed by dinner in a romantic Italian Restaurant in the Shambles, then.... and then what?    I vaguely recall leaving the premises, held close to his gorgeous body, whispering to each other of our secret fantasies, the ones we had shared so often in words, but had never had the chance to take further.  I could not however, recall getting back to our hotel, a rambling old building to the rear of the Cathedral, where he had booked us a room under the name of 'Smith', not original, but we were amused by it.  My mind was wandering, I again tried to reach out to get the glass of water, but this time I realised it was not tiredness, I simply could not
Moving On ?
Come on in and sit down , have a drink , and enjoy the conversation . That was what i was told when i joined Club VooDoo. I felt welcomed  . Today Club VooDoo closed it's doors for good . the only place many fubarians felt at home and felt welcomed . When the owners decided to close it down , we were all in shock . Speechless more like it . How could the place we call home on fubar be closing ? Well sometimes you cant help it . You must do what needs to be done inorder to maintain yourself . It couldnt be helped . I applaud those that kept Voodoo together . It was a family not just a lounge . (yeah i know it wasnt RL) But real people are on fubar . real people made the lounge i called home for the past several months . Now dont get me wrong , i wasnt there very long . But there were people with voodoo since they opened . And i know i feel like the rug was pulled out from under my feet . Imagine how the others feel. Like walls crashing around them . yes there are other lounges out th
Time Goes On
Two Months Later............ I still sit here alone..waiting. No word... August 30th, Glenn would have been 51. Next weekend is Pirates Day. Silly but it was a tradition to spend the day with my Child there. That is just a pipe dream now. September 20th is the year anniversary of Aunt Fran's passing. This is like breaking my heart over and over again. I am so trying to epast this, but times like right now, it is too hard. I tried to go to a friends party, the beach, hang out with friends..and I still spent the last half hour sobbing. They have no idea how much they are hurting me. Maybe they do..maybe all of them enjoy hurting me..seeing me broken. Today out I saw a friend and told her of what had been happening. She wept for me. We stood out in broad daylight in the big shopping center parking lot outside a busy store..crying. I know they are reading this. I do not know what kind of pleasure this gives you broke me. You broke my spirit. You broke my Soul. You broke my H
The Talk.
From what I can gather from my spidey senseand my elementary understanding of romance languagesthis isn't going over so well.Seems there's a problem with the honky who came to dinnerwhich is weird because"you okay?""Yeah- just..." I dart my eyes to her 3 brothers half-huddled like hyenas waiting for the carcass to cool"-my stomach, y'know how it is babe" I smile my weak, pained smile and resist the urge to kiss her on the lower lip, but scritch her hips anyway.I'm sure nobody's too crazy about any PDA's about now.A very dense and thick hand claps on my shoulderhere it fucking comes..."Hey man, you got a second we wanna show you something."And there's dissapearing girlfriend trick #28.When accosted by overprotective siblings, reasonable, persuasive and very cute girlfriends were just in your imagination, and won't be back until after a few very uncomfortable hours.I've sung this song, I've danced this dance... but my stomach just filled with acid and cement.Felt like I was sloshing in m
Kids And "mixed" Families...
So, I'm wondering if any of you have experience with Mixed families - if not, maybe some of you are parents of children in "broken" homes....and that might be enough experience to help me figure out something. As most of you know (and maybe some of you don't) I am a single mom of two kids.  That in an of itself comes with a host of issues and problems but that is something for another blog. I've started dating a guy that I've known for years.  The relationship is pretty darn good.  A realistic one if you know what I mean.  I don't believe him to be a knight in shinning armor come to sweep me off my feet.  He's someone that I love being with, that I connect with and that I can talk to...normally... The issue is this - he is seperated and going through a divorce.  His "wife" left and moved in with a boyfriend (also not the subject of the blog shh :P )  He has a 9 year old daughter who he is considering at least fighting to have joint custody of.  Obviously, I have no issue with this (
Got Me Fukd Up.....
My facebook messages between this chick who thinks she knows me and myself... She told one of my friends she knew me and that she "fucked" someone i liked.. that is what started me talking to her.. I have not left anything out.. the emails are whole... WTF is she trippin on? lmao hmmm Between Bobbie Sue Acklin and You Dena Burmeister August 27 at 3:36pm I dont know how you think you know me, nor do i really care, but if you have something to say to me, i am adult enough for you to say it to me, not someone else... ARE YOU? !!!!Fuckin a dude I liked? ha ha ha!! are you serious! u wanna talk shit, talk it to me!!!!! Unless ur chicken, then I can understand u acting like a BITCH! Bobbie Sue Acklin September 5 at 12:52pm Report bring it Bitch, u think that you are better than me? HA.. You stay in your drama filled world over there, k. Don't think that you are going to be "hardcore" with a keyboard. And to let YOU know, there ARE people that w
True Love
You’re so beautiful you amaze me every time I look at you.You’re the only one who could make me feel like this,Scared to be away for only one second;Scared you’ll cease to care.Your smile lights up your face and I’d die to put it thereAnd kill anyone who tries to take it away.No one will make you feel unwanted, unspecial, unloved.Not while I’m here to hold you.There could never be another to come close to what you are;So completely perfect in your imperfections.I swear I’ll never try to change you.And you swear you’ll never change.You’ll be there when I’m at the bottom.Though “misery loves company” he’ll have to look somewhere else.Since I love you more than anyone or anything else.Nothing will hurt you while I’m here.Safe togetherwe’ll always be.Our differences, rather than forcing us apart,Will keep us closer together.Hold tight and never let your grip slackenAnd we’ll make this love truly last.
Credit Card Error Problems
Hey crew:We have a small percentage of people having problems with credit cards and purchases for: bling, vip, blasts, HH's, etc. The problem is USUALLY associated to GIFT or PAY AS YOU GO Visa/MC debit card. For example: Walmart Gift Visa, Walgreens Gift Visa, TMobile Gift Visa, the list goes on. Some of you have a CC that is a pay as you go.The problem we are having is that our merchant account has NO way to verify the security of the card user. Because of this, the card is denied. So, if you do not enter the correct phone number, mailing address, security code or 3 digit pin on the back, you will be declined and get an error message. This can ALSO happen with normal credit cards in some cases.What will happ is your card is charged and shows a PENDING AUTHORIZATION on your card and it appears your funds have been removed. Unfortunately, and this is NOT our fault, the credit card company puts a hold on the funds. The funds will be restored to your card in 10-30 days. Yes, it will appe
Stolen 2
My heart is heavy, my heart is broke. It takes your breath, and it makes you choke. The pain will take you to a dark place and eat you alive. Loving someone will only get your heart broken. The tears will roll and you will ache. Love is a lie, love is untrue. It will eat you alive and leave you blue. I look into your eyes and see the real you, and it makes me wonder why you do the tings you do. People come and people go but my love will always show. You took my heart and broke it in two. Why oh why do you treat me this way. You pick up my heart and you throw it away. Alone in the dark, with just my thoughts. Crying because of the lonelyness and pain. What went wrong I will never know, I'll just pick up the pieces and go. Welcome to the dark and wrap myself in it. Stay in the dark, live in the dark. Never to love again.
Needing Prayers
  Today my mom was diagnosed with crohns disease for a second time. The first time it has spread so much she had alot of her intestines removed. It also caused her appendix to become infected and be romoved. This time they say it is worse. The inflammation is more severe and may actually close up and cause a blockage. She is on IV treatments for the inflammation but it is still unsure how much this will help. She may have to have surgery AGAIN! She feels at this point she would rather die than have more surgery. She doesnt want to live in a way that she cant eat real food anymore and have a colostamy bag the rest of her life. I really dont want to see her in pain but I want whatever makes her happy. Any prayers would be greatly appreciated at this point. Will keep all updated on how things go. Im not ready to lose her yet.
Hidden Love
They said you died with honorAnd served your Country wellThe day they brought you homeWas the first day of my HELLYou said it was your callingThat it was worth any sacrificeI respected your opinionAnd understood your needI wrote you through Basicand visited after A.I.T.I moved near where you were stationedSo you could come over when off dutyI couldn't live with youAs that's not the Military wayThey'll let you fight for our CountryJust as long as you're not GAYYou are the woman I lovedFrom high school into collegeBut when you joined the ArmyWe had to hide that knowledgeWe said our vows in privateWhenever we couldIt's a shame that our CountryNever understoodYou are my WifeAs I am yoursEven though we were never wedWe were bonded by a Loving ForceI understand that you didWhat you were called to doAnd I know that you knowMy Love for you will ALWAYS be true© 2009 by G.R.Kuder
Better Or Worse?
So I'm wondering...I had a date the beginning of last month. It was to be postponed a day or two, because the guys truck was in the shop. Then...nothin, no calls, no texts, for a month. He sent me a text a couple days ago apologizing and saying he'd been in JAIL the past month. Apparently he got a DUI the night after he got his truck out of the shop. I looked it up online, and sure enough, he had been in jail for the past month. But I wonder a couple things... 1. Why didn't he get ahold of me when his truck was done? If we had gone out that night instead of him going to some friends house, the drama that ensued there wouldn't have happened and he wouldn't have that DUI. 2. He SAYS he learned his lesson, but do I believe him? Do I give him another chance? He did get ahold of me as soon as he got home. I dunno if I'm just overthinking this because I always do. I have good reason to be cautious when it comes to men, but am I being TOO cautious? Or am I thinking about not giving him ano
Due to the high demand for salutes, I'm forced to charge you for them. This is to separate the clowns from the serious. From now on, regular salute 500,000 fu-buck. NSFW salutes 1,000,000 or a bling. I decide if I make the salute or not. If I feel uncomfortable or disrespected, then no deal. I feel this is necessary in order to maintain order to avoid the idiots. If your interested, please e-mail me Thank you, La morena
!!! Mandatory For All Zombie Squad Members !!!
I know I said that I was posting only one blog this week but some unfortunate and sad events have transpired and has changed all of that. Yesterday on 09/09/09 one of our members father passed away,its up to US to show her as much love and support as we can in her time of grieving. We are MORE than just levelers here,here we are FAMILY so for the next 2 days ONLY,ONLY rate her she only has 445 pics so most of you higher ranked members can blow through her profile in 20,30 minutes,40 minutes tops,some of you newbies it may take you 2 full days to get through all of her pics. So lets get out there and show our family member some love and support in rates,in gifts,a private message showing our concern for her. This one is absolutely MANDATORY so lets show her all the love in the world guys we can DO THIS!! :D Copy and past this link to her page in your browser and it will take you to her page if the link does not take you to her page
Man Up!
An excerpt from Man Up! Here's an interesting passage from one of the sites I been reading:"Yet, most serious runners will say their addiction goes beyond the physical benefits they achieve from running. Runners say the intense exhilaration and euphoria that comes after a run is what motivates them most. In fact, this euphoria comes from a betaendorphin release triggered by the neurons in the nervous system. Intended to alleviate the pain after a run, it creates a feeling of extreme happiness and exhilaration. Runners become addicted to this intense high, and it can often replace other addictions to drugs, alcohol, and even food. While runners claim to achieve more energy in daily life from running, it also helps bring appetite, exercise and food into balance. Furthermore, as running makes the body function better, it improves sleep, eating, and relaxation."I'm still at the point where running is a chore and I don't look forward to it at all. Fini
Jason is a comic book creator from Norway, who does this cool thing with anthromoporphic animal characters, incorporating very clean artwork, almost Herge-esque, combined with minimal dialogue and no captions.  The first book I read of his was 'I Killed Adolf Hitler' which is really cool. If you like comics, and your interest is wider than the usual capes & masks business, then you could do worse than check him out.
I Got Bored
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World Trade Center
Beautiful site, standing so tall. We thought that our buildings would never ever fall. To our great demise, within a twist of a tie. They fell like dominos in the blink of an eye. Like the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State. They symbolize the freedom that makes our country great. Such great tragedy, with no apologies. Thousands of lives lost, but millions attend the eulogies. We love our nation, some more than others. Like we love our families, our sisters and our brothers. "My country 'tis of thee," never just a memory. We will stand through this, everyone, from sea to shining sea ----- Around the end of August 2006, the anniversary of nine eleven was on my mind. I grabbed paper and a pen and started jotting the sultry words of this poem down. Poetry is one of my greatest pleasures in life. It also is one of my few get-aways. My mother has always taught me to go toward what I really want in life. She's my best mentor. This poem is copyrighted and under my name. It's in a poetr
I Went All Ghosty
Well, if all goes well, I will be on TV towards the end of December. Met with the people from Ghost Labs (which is on the Discovery Channel) while in SF. They had me talk about experiences I've had on Alcatraz and loved my ghost pic. Personally, I felt like I was a babbling idiot! LOL A friend of mine who's done this before and heads up the SF Ghost Society said that was a good thing so they can edit it and make me look less like a dork! LOL So, we'll see.
My Beach
You Are Very Passionate You like people, but you're careful about who you get close to. Friendship is important to you... so important that you aren't just friends with anyone.You have cold feet when it comes to love. You have a lot of uncertainty until you convince yourself to dive right in.You are a passionate person. You are free wheeling, fun loving, and ruled by your emotions.Your sense of humor is goofy and silly. You are good at making almost anyone laugh. The Beach Test   Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hiding  
I Want You To - Weezer
Watch Video: I Want You To (Weezer) Video Code provided by MusicRemedy.Com   The moon was shinin’ on the lake that night. The Slayer t-shirt fit the scene just right. Through smeared mascara, I looked into your eyes and saw a light. You told me stories about your chickadees They didn’t like BB guns or stupid archery. The jumbo lifeguard, he let them use the pool all day for free. Then the conversation stopped and I looked down at my feet. I was next to you and you were right there next to me. Then I said, “Girl, if you’re wondering if I want you to, I want you to. So make the move. Cause I ain’t got all night.” The rest of the summer was the best we ever had. We watched Titanic and it didn’t make us sad. I took you to Best Buy, you took me home to meet your mom and dad. Your mom cooked meatloaf even though I don’t eat meat. I dug you so much I took some for the team. Your dad was silent. His eyes were fixed to what was on
Read My Status how many of you dudes ripped my "Giant Penis" pic knowing you dont have one???
Happy Endings
Happy endings not for me.So by now i should have learned that anything in my life that seems too good to be true, really in fact is. And as the attage goes, "Careful what you wish for", yeah that's true.  Listen to it, Heed it.  It works wonders.  As for what I've been wishing for now for a while, i only got one thing out of it, and I don't even know how long thats going to last.So now what am I going to do? I'm left here with the mental anguish of what was supposed to be.  But i guess i"ll figure that one out on my own to.  "One day at a time"For those of you who can find happiness and that fairy tale ending, follow it, keep it, and DO NOT let ANYONE bring you DOWN!!! Just because that kind of a life does not exist to me, that does not mean that i will bring anyone down with me.
10:31pm PST So lately i've been going out with random people and it's been cool.  I don't mean random, per se.  I mean people I've been friends with and just hanging out. Labor day weekend was cool, even though I lost a bet to a certain someone.  I went to a baseball game that Friday night at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles!  Went to a college football game at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena on Saturday afternoon.  Sunday evening was at Hollywood =) I thought I would give it a rest at Sunday, but on Monday my baby brother came over and chilled for a bit.  we went to Ihop, which was good!  We then went to Petco to pick up some food for Thomas.  Then later at night saw District 9, which I'll admit was somewhat creepy (cuz of the aliens) but I liked the story. Boy!!!!!  Did I have a busy weekend.  oh and to top it off I visited an old friend of mine.  He's cool people, except for the fact that he fuckin left a hickey literally obvious!!! Anywho, the rest of the week was ok b/c I was at work.
Me As Is
Thanks to my best fubar friend..i see we can blog on here. Although I write poetry, I would never post it, only because I do not want copyright. If you want to know some about it is.   I am a giver. Not a taker. But I know when someone just wants, and doesn't give. If I am not given to first..and respected, as a woman, i will not do the same for other people. I feel I have been fucked over numberous times. It makes me sick that I want some tiny thing from here...and there is a reason i push is to see who will do it. Without me being naked. Without me giving them anything. Someone who just cares. It seems like the only people that get things, are those that take their clothes off. They are undeserving, for the treat their body like it is not a temple, but a trash can. Yet, they are rewarded. Double standard. I have asked for a Fubling for days, and have had no one step up and do it...actully care enough to. I know many of my friends could, and I never will ask them
Screw The Working Man
 Man im in a pissy mood about some stuff.  One of my friends had worked as a bus driver for twenty years. Three months ago she found out she had cancer. The doctor took her off the bus due to her cemo. Since she is not working. The school district took her off payroll and she lost her insurance. The only way she can keep her insurance is through COBRA. At 1600 dollars a month compared to 85 dollars she was paying as an active employee. She did go out for her retirement wich can take 6-8 months to recieve.  She could not get welfare, food stamps, ssi or anything to help out. Crazy thing is... 1 prescription she takes is over 5000 dollars.  I work a decent job and have insurance. I pay 180 or so a month for it and now they raised my deductibles and copays so high that I cant afford to go to the doctor at all. I am better off telling the doctor that I have no insurance...  Yet, what makes me mad is that the people who work and pay their bills, doing the right thing gets shafted. Whil
Interview Part 2
well i just got the phone call that says i made it to the second interview from yesterdays interview...i go in at 10AM tomorrow for about 3 hours...will keep you posted
True Love Is Available But Freaking Jupiter Is In The Way Wth
Still, having said that, you do have Jupiter, the planet of good fortune, in your house of true love until January 17, 2010. If you feel Jupiter is not helping you enough, the problem is that Jupiter is not emitting a vibrant vibration, for Jupiter is retrograde. He will move to direct speed on October 13, the day before Venus moves into Libra! As you see, from mid-October onward, your love life should take flight in a very sparkling way!
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday Angie! Angie I am so glad to have met you and I was lucky enough to call you my friend. I know you're in heaven because you were our own angel here on earth. Angie you were one strong amazing woman. A woman has strengths that amaze me, she can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens, she holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying. Cries when she's happy, and laughs when she's afraid, her love is unconditional, there's only one thing wrong with her and that is that sometimes she forgets what she is worth.
My son is quite the trouble maker. I got a phone call earlier from his teacher. Come to find out he scratched a kid at school today. He's also been lying to me about not being in as much trouble as he has been.   Yay for trouble making children =/
doing salutes either tomorrow or the next day...anyone want one?   card members get their choice of salute...the rest of ya get whatcha get
1 Year On Fubar - Today! Sept 16th 2009
WOOHOO! I Made it to my 1 Year Mark on Fubar! While I don't expect to make Oracle today, a huge dent will be made in my TNL! TrickyDick was nice enough to give me his points today OMG RIGHT?! That being said, some nifty things are gonna happen today. Both TrickyDick and myself will have Autos on today. So guess what? I'm gonna be paying for Rates rates for the both of us! 10,000 Fubucks for Every 100 pics rated during NON Happy Hours and 20,000 Fubucks per 100 Rates DURING Happy Hours. I do realize their are very few Happy Hours today. So make it worth it! So if you rate and you expect pay, PLEASE PM TrickyDick for the rates you give to him, and PM Me for the rates you give to me and you will be paid. No drinks, NO SB Messages! PM Totals and Comment the last pic of every folder you rate. Then Friday, The Almighty BUBZY Will be giving me her points for 12 Hours! Man, i've got an exciting next couple of days right? Happy Fu-ing Everyone!
lately ive been feeling down. not sure why. just feel as if the world around me is crashing. nothing seems to go right. i sit and try to get my mind off of things. it never really helps. enough of my blabing i hope you all have an awesome week
I Keep Things Simple, Sometimes
I'll keep this simple, if you're someone I talk to regularly, and you enjoy it a lil, here's my yim:   nijah.redlin   Yes it's real, yes it's my name. Yes I'll be logged in until I leave. Also the easiest way to get ahold of me.   I don't really expect anyone else to add me, but there it is.   I'll miss you all, n you guys have fun, okay?   By the way... rascal is taking up a collection on my behalf in order to send me some provisions, ie; T.P. non perishable food items and the what not.   He has a paypal all set up for this purpose only so if you would like to help, then please get with rascal about this.   Rascal is in my top family, but here's the link to his page just incase...http//   You may also find him on yim > geethanxalot < thank you everyone.
Is There A "god"? If So, This Is Why He Sucks!!
    Now, those who know me, know I'm anything but a 'Godly' person, or religious in any way. Yeah, I celebrate Christmas, and Jewish holidays, but that doesn't mean I'm devoted to it. That's just how I live my life. But, I ask myself, if there is a 'God', why does he suck so bad? Why does he make things so fucking difficult for me to lead a simple life, no serious problems? I'll tell you why, because he fucking hates me. Yeah, I've been on the brink of death numerous times. But, he kept me alive, only to continue his sick little game of 'Let's Fuck with Austin's life!'I've been a miserable little fuck, my entire existance so far, with the exception of a 5 month period. Why am I miserable now? Well, read on, and you'll know. I was with a girl, whom I fell deeply in love with, and hard too. I couldn't be happier. I was complete. How did this so-called 'God' fuck this up? EASY! He decided, that it would be a great, fun, idea to have some cum sponge fuckwad, get in between us, and take the
Is there such a thing as a  bad BJ?? Does it make it better if the person swallows?If your yummy jizz isnt swallowed, where do you wanna see it?Think LONG nd HARD now *wink
Before You Ask
Lately I've seen a lot of status messages asking for VIP, Cherry Bomb (both bling and to be bombed), Auto 11, bling packs, tickers, and blasts. Now JAK isn't a millionaire, but on occasion does have some funding to do certain things. No one will ever get a Happy Hour from JAK until he hosts his own first (then maybe there might be a chance...slim..but still a chance). If you come to me be prepared that what I may ask of you that you might not want to do. Not everything is bad (but there are moments). I will not give in just to make you happy (constant begging will irritate me to the point where I will remove friendship/fan and if it continues BLOCK). Should this bother you, DON'T ASK or get offended. If you want to remove me let me know so i wont bother you. Also, it would be appreciated if you could at least rate some pics too. thanks for reading this, John "JAK"
All The Right Moves
I’ve paint a picture of a perfect place They’ve got it manor than we need it I once told ya I’ll be the king-in-hearts, you’ll be the queen-of-spades And I faught for you like I was your soldier I know we got to good but they got made And the grasses getting greener each day All those things are looking up, but we should head on down Until everybody is knowing our name We’re something special, yeah we’re something nice Through anything that happens, I’ve got you But when you seeing stars, when you seeing lights I swear everything you missing , just haunts ya It can be possible the rain could fall Only when it’s over our heads The sun is shining every day but it´s far away Over the world instant It’s no matter how I try I know I’ll never find someone that I love like you I pushing you away but I can not single break someone that I love like you all the right friends and all the wrong places so yeah we’re going down We
This Girl
despite the way it seems has one of the dirtiest minds on the planet... she even gave a name to a very classy porn move... "gold star" think i may make another blog just telling you about that
An Awakened Dream
If the night be cold and long......thoughts running to deep......unable to sleep.Just stop and breath......and dare to awakened dream.For life is oft a torturous mess,yet oft as well a magnificent gift.So, savour the moments...That joy the heart......enlighten the spirit......impassion the soul.And dare to awakened dream.For in these awakenings,we may see.....all that joys us.....all that enlightens us.....all that impassions us......and all that yet may be.                                            ~CHP, March 4, 2008
My ex had gone to Utah on Thursday to tell his dad that we're getting a divorce, using my car.. It's a 13 hour drive I think...he texts me today saying that my car died and there was nothing he could do to fix it....u know how spendy transmissions are... He said he tried to trade the car in for another one but bad he's on his way home from utah tomorrow...his dad is driving him back home.... I don't have a car anymore. I been driving his car, because like i said, I felt safer. There were problems with my car...(long story how that stupid car became mine because of him) and I would not drive it until the mirros in the car got fixed. he insisted that I would be fine driving without the mirrors...cause he never got pulled over....yeah..YET! This stresses me out more because the money I have is being saved to move out. He is never home on our days offs because he's out with his friends and gf real late and he straight out told me that he's avoding me. I don't want to be stu
Just One Of Those Days...
Ever just have one of those days where you want to yell and scream and cry and hit something?!? Yea...welcome to my day. I'm angry and sad and mad and lonely and everything else you can think of. There is no justifiable ( i dont care if that isnt a word or if it's spelled correctly) reason I can think of as to why I feel this way today. I just do! I love my job and what I do, but today I just wanna go home :(
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish...
I'm getting more used to the idea of being engaged. It seems less foreign after three months. I waited nine years for it, so one might have assumed that I would be ready for it, but oddly enough, I had no idea what was really on the train I was about to board. I just recently finished reading "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and wish there was a Bridal Galaxy Version of the book, with the words "Don't Panic" printed on its cover in large, friendly letters. It's expensive to get married, no matter how you slice the wedding cake, which, incidentaly, if you have your reception at a fancy venue, will cost you even more, as you have to pay for cake cutting service... There are so MANY things to factor into actually walking down the aisle. My fiance and I had originally thought a New Year's Wedding would be neat, except we have a pile of bills still, plus he's still working over the road and I am firmly opposed to starting out a marriage living alone. So, I decided perhaps we shoul
C-130 Crash Iraq 2008
News from the Oklahoma Army National Guard …………………..   For More Information Please Contact:   Lt. Col. Max Moss Oklahoma Military Department Office of Public Affairs 3501 Military Circle Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73111-4398 (405) 228-5212   FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:    April 4, 2009   ‘Year of the NCO’ Oklahoma Guardsman survives C-130 crash
  I got this on the top of my wrist
Life Is Going To Be Hell
Wow, a lot has gone on in the last 24 hours. . . I started my Networking Tech (Net+) training on Monday, September 21, 2009, which went pretty well. Sure it may have gone better if I could have counted, 4 never comes after 1, what was I thinking? Today, Tuesday, September 22, 2009, I was told that my sister, brother-in-law, and niece are moving in, due to the fact that they are losing their house. I don't think I am going to be able to do this. A lot of things are going to have to change, with me, like. . . No more walking around in my towel after my shower. No more fully clean clothes, thanks to the fact that they have a dog! (I am not a dog person, I'm not a pet person!) No more thinking that I can be on whatever site I want, even if I am in my bedroom, due to the fact that my niece thinks she can come in whenever she wants. No more having my own clothes. My sister thinks that my clothes can be worn by her whenever without asking.
Madness @ Work
I was at work busy as shit.. All of a sudden I see this big ass dude jump out his car n fucking run into n roundhouse this man whom is 55.  Dude who hit him was early 30's and built like a brickshit house.  Sucker punching a 55 year old man WTF Is wrong with folks today. He breaks the old mans face literally his nose his eye cavity everything the whole side of his face is fucked! This big ass sob talks shit to him while he's down then jumps in his car n takes the fuck off.  Shit like this makes me want to carry my 38 to work w/o a permit. How dare a young man like that sucker punch a man in his fucking 50's .. then run ....... The 50 year old man has been in the emergency room since 7 pm tonight with a broken face.. I hope this piece of hangs that is absolutely unexcusable.  How dare you jump on someone who is old enough to be your father! The fucking world has gone to hell in a handbasket and there is not looking back! Shit like this blows my fucking mind!
A Busy Afternoon
So, I got up today, did a few things that needed to be done around the house and then did something I've never done the entire time I've lived at this house. I looked up directions online and then went for a long walk. I ended up picking up a bunch of applications and finding out where to look for more online. The local mall is a lot closer than I thought it was. During the course of my walk, there were a few sun showers. I also passed a wooded area near the local school that I might have to look at later. I've been wishing there was a more natural area close by and the parks are all further away than I would like them to be given that I don't drive yet. I ended my trip at the nearest Barnes and Noble, bought myself a treat as a reward for all that walking, and spent a bit of time relaxing and filling out some applications. Afterwards, I came back to the house. So it was a busy, but productive afternoon. Unfortunately, it also demonstrated just how out of shape I am. I definitely ne
Me Talking Again
Just In Case - 12/21/2012
In case of a catastrophic event on December 21, 2012 I would like to supply a preparation guide to help get through in case of an emergency. There has obviously been a stronger buzz going around about this date that has not only been predicted, but also showing signs of scientific possibilities in recent years. The date is only 4 years away and it's never a good idea to wait until it's too late to start thinking of a game plan. Instructions Constantly pay attention to any natural disasters / changes to the world as we know it and take note of how much more effective these natura
"dad, Can You Drive Me To Work For The Next 6 Months?"
Guy 1: I got a speeding ticket. Guy 2: Yeah. They're gonna suspend your license. Guy 1: My dad's a cop. Guy 2: He couldn't do something about it? Guy 1: He's the one who gave me the ticket. -- Overheard in: Traffic Ct, Somerville NJ --
"sorry Dad, Your Child Is A Bad Athlete"
Guy 1:  You ever think about Joey playing professionally? Guy 2:  Playing what professionally?Guy 1:  Baseball.Guy 2:  (looks across field at rec game)  Joey? He's like the most uncoordinated kid on the team.Guy 1:  (pauses)  I'm thinking about that for Jed.Guy 2:  Dave, Jed is the 1 kid less coordinated than Joey.Guy 1:  Maybe in Europe.Guy 2:  They don't play baseball in Europe. Cuba, Dominican. Have you considered Special Olympics? -- Overheard in: Kiddie Baseball Stands, L.A. --
"it's Not What I Say, It's What I Mean"
Woman: I need to visit my parents next weekend. Guy:  (nods head) Woman: You don't have to go. Guy:  Really? Woman: Yea, only if you want to. Guy:  Ok, I really don't want to. I'll stay. I'll work on the basement. Woman: Are you serious? You never want to see them. Can't you ever think of someone besides yourself? -- Overheard in: Coffee Shop, Villanova PA --
Fu Marriage
Made it through another futastic weekend. Hugs for my fu wife even if she doesn't want them. Really trying to be a good fu hubby,have some fun and be "The Man."
I Tried, To Be Nice
[something I Lost, Or Just Stopped Carrying?]
Can't believe I have to go to work tomorrowwhere does the time goIf I wasn't so busy wasting time I'd learn how to waste my time better.I think this is why people like me have existential meltstoo much focus on paying the bills, progressively losing sight of the dreamforgetting what the dream was to begin with.but I'm too stuffed up and dry to wax poetic tonight.I just want to state the facts, and maybe sidestep another catastrophy. No, I didn't make it to the party, no I'm not sorryfinished ForAnswer, (apparently to get every mission done you have to play through 5 damn times) haven't worked on the Altruz drawing but I have noticed that my mechanical drawing is getting better- so is my perspective, and I'm definitely developing a perceptable mecha style.I've been too busy to feel empty or even numb these days,can't be love lorne when you no longer possess an external sex drivego ahead- try your damndest to turn me on, I'll probably just think its a trick.I dunno maybe I gave up- I say
Auction Ends Today
I'm writing this and then running out of here....have to take my mom in for some testing today. She either has a ulcer, mass, or obstruction in her esophagus. So let's pray/send good energy that its nothing serious! I will update when I get back! Love you guys! Those that can text me feel free to!
Just A Heads Up
My contract with AT&T is up, and chances are my phone will be shut off sometime before this weekend as I will NOT be resigning with them. Im gonna try to get a cheapie throw away phone til I find another provider to go with, so just so you know you may not be able to get a hold of me in case you try. And Ill most likely have a new number as well, so...
Birthday Present
Today has been cool so far, I got up this morning and went to get two tattoos for my birthday!! From my daughter and my mom! There is a picture of the blue one, the pink one and all three of them together!    
Dizzy Spell
Truth... Do I Get It??
Okay, I don't think I get the truth out of some people on here... I honestly feel that people must think I am stupid. My friends on here make me feel like the guy who they just look at me and say "Oh hey, he is single, he is bored. He will ALWAYS talk to me so he will be an easy target". This is getting kinda old.. If I have to fuicide from here, I will this time and dead serious for good. It isn't cool to always be online not talk to me for a good month or 2 and think that everything is okay to say hi to me because no one else on your friends list is giving you the attention that you oh so crave. Or maybe I am the one lying to myself thinking I can actually find real friends on fubar? U tell me...   PS yes: Youre ignorant asses won... Congratulations!!!!!!
Thank You
Just a quick note. I have made some good friends on fubar over the last couple years.Some of you a bit more than others. And still a few that I will always cherish and hold in my heart as true friends. You know who you are. I thank you for standing by me and giving me support throughout my recent health ordeal. The last few months I have been feeling very good and thought maybe I had gotten through this mess, but the doctors just wouldn't give me a clean bill of health. Monday I had some more tests done. They did not come out the way I had hoped. I'm not going to get into speculations as to the extent of the problem here today, as the doctors don't know how extensive it is. Suffice it to say, its not over and it doesnt look like it will be anytime soon. I will not be on fubar much anymore but will drop in once in a while to let you know how things are going. There are a couple of you that I will call frequently to let you know my progress. Love you guys. Take care of yourselves.
Taking A Break
To all my friends I have cancelled my VIP and will be more or less just checking in here maybe daily...I am really tired of rating my a$$ off and not getting rates back( I am on dial up and if you have ever had it,it sucks,takes me twice as long to rate,somedays it runs real crappy),the drama here-I have been blocked for not sharing NSFW pics,grow up people this isnt high school.I have some real friends here so at this time will not be deleting my account.If anyone wants my yahoo messenger ID to keep in connect with me,you might get it.... Take Care, Julie
My Goddaughter
My goddaughter passed away last night after an 18 month battle with stomach cancer. She was a beautiful 23 year old woman. Flowing red hair, big beautiful blue eyes. The most wonderful smile. She leaves behind a 3 year old son. I talked to her yesterday and she seemed to be holding up pretty well. She didn't sound any weaker than normal, her spirits were very upbeat. She was not hospitalized, I couldn't tell that it would be the last time I ever talked to her. My daughter sent me a yahoo message at 4 in the morning asking me to call down there cause she felt something was wrong. I got the call before i could make the call. RIP Danielle. We love you. We will miss you. We will all take care of Michael. I will see you again. DAD
[putanesca Part Ii Because You Knew I Would]
You know I can't leave a good thing and not make it better.Part two of my not that remarkable but quite good putanesca is a complete rewrite with similar technique.>>if that made sense.So back up a tick on this whole processstick to the stuffed olives getting mashed and added with brine and filling.It's still awesome.Now- huck the whole soynuts and average tomato sauce for a completely run of the millperfectly normaloverpriced artichoke/tomato spread.Yup.I spent a little money.But this is a funky vegetably chunky variation I can get behind. And it was born of necessity because all the tomato sauces at my usual deli were... well... crap, so I if I was going to spend $7 on a tomato sauce, I figured I'd get one that I couldn't MAKEfor $2.Well... thing is I can still make this sauce for $2and here's howone small can (6 oz) tomato sauce- chunky, smooth- wholewhatever your preference, and getting the "italian style" (which is just loaded with salt and dry basil or oregano or both) would be f
Im Feeling Soo Overwhelmed On Fu Today:(
I think I hit rock bottom on Fu today lol. I have 91+ unread messages and 109 friend requests, ugh. Im trying to get thru them in a timely manner but its not working. I never realized soo many people wanna be on my page lol. I cant imagine what the "popular" Fu's have, glad Im not one of those lol. I know I mentioned some of my pet peeves of Fubar before but I gotta repeat them again cause I have a few  that dont care how I feel... First of all...My heart is spoken for, so please quit asking if I wanna go out, NO! I wont hand out my # either..those very very very close to me have it. I leave my page logged on 24/7, if you shout me, PM me, I will get back to you as soon as I see it, maybe:P I try to return ALL love but its hard sometimes when you have a limited time. So if I miss returning, leave me a shout and let me know. I clear my profile viewers about 3 times a day to help me keep track but I do miss a few. Omg, my bling!! lol I seem to have a few "Fu's" that come and check me out
So, this guy I met thinks that I could do stand up comedy, and wants to hook me up at a decent sized comedy club in my area. He really has entirely too much faith in me, and keeps pushin it, thinkin I can make it big.   I REALLY dont think I have what it takes, and being super shy and anxious, I see myself just havin a heart attack on stage or somethin.   I just dont know if I should go for it, or just keep that shit on youtube,.
Russian Rap Collection
Subliminal Thoughts Of Epic Proportions.
And you wonder why i closet myself from humanity.To realize something.To open up my eyes and realize that i am an endless target of getting hurt.That the only certain people that actually "matter" are so self centered and full of shit that they are oblivious to the everythings that are going on around them.That people let others lie to them repeatedly so they can hopefully learn to trust only themselves.That people take the internet way to fucking seriously and the only thing that fucking matters is the people you know in real life, or are going to make an attemption to get to know in real life, and not the ones that live in fucking canada... united kingdom.... mexico... whatever.Oh, and that people are not the clothes they wear.The music they listen toThe movies they watchThe color of their hairThe tone in their voiceThe cigarettes they smokeThe herb they growThe beer they drinkThe church they go toThe religion they CLAIM to believeThey are not the leftThe rightThe upThe downThe diagn
Not Always Right | You Got The Wrong(est) Number
(Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school’s number.) Me: “Thank you for calling. How may I help you?” Customer: “How much for my daughter?” Me: “Um…” Customer: “She’s 16. It’s her first time. She needs training.” Me: “Sir, I think you want the driving school.” Customer: “Oh, what do you guys do?” Me: “Adult websites.” Customer: “Oh…OH! Oh my God!”
Blow Job!
Getting a blow job from an ugly person is like bungie jumping, it's gonna be good, but holy crap don't look down!!!  hehe this made me giggle/snort
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 25 years. He breaks into a house looking for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. while tieing the woman to the bed, he kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While hes in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably hasnt seen a woman in years, and i saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex dont resist,, dont complain, do what ever he tells you to cuz if he gets angry, hell probably kill us both! Be strong honey, I love you and always will!" the wife says to her husband "He wasnt kissing my neck, he said he was gay and thought you were cute. He asked if we had any vaseline and i told him it was in the bathroom! Be strong honey and I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Another Video Self Promotion Blog
i'm such a whore today...
Black Cold Heart
I once thought you were the onewho would rescue me from my hellI thought you were the onethat would show me love wouldnt be all about painIf only I knew then what I know nowI'd save myself years of pain and tearsthat your sort of love and kindness has causedI was young and foolish and wanted to be lovedYou were insecure and controlling, so cruel and coldYou taught me what it was like to live in fearYou taught me me oh so well how to hateYou held my heart in your hands and squeezed it with all your mightYour heart is emptyYour soul is cold and blackYour mind is filled with angerand your actions filled with spiteI've gone and left you, left that private hellYou no longer are allowed to hurt meYou can no longer make me crytook alot to fix me, fix my broken soulIm alot stronger then I was when I left youNo longer my tears are you allowed to seeOne day you will realize what you lostOne day Karma will let you seeThe consequesnces of your actionsfor the love you showed to  me
Night Ritual
Around, all around, the storm clouds gather.My dread grows as the Dark One's touch falls against my naked soul.It wounds me, and darkly myblood dripsto the wicked earth that is my prison.In agony I dancewhile nothingness takes me.Now alone, my supplication falls upon cold eyes This is my salvation
No Nsfw/no Love
it seems as if the guys who i let in on my nsfw pics are so lovin me up until the pointi add them to my soon as they see what the diva has in store...i don't hear from them again! wow what loosers i deal with!! So being the diva i am just cleaned my fam list and posting video clips of me pleasing me and i know they would love to get in now huh...glad i just learned how to post vid i'm really ready to get nasty! so fam get ready cuz it's just the beginning!
More Boredom
I'm Ignoring Jasmine... Since She Is A Dirty Perv...
Hubby and I are going to my homeland for a year, and he is required to take an AIDS test, since he is not a Russian citizen. I found that pretty hilarious.
Sometimes It's Just Best To Lie From 8-17-06
Ah, the joys of relationships. You're with a person that you love and you don't want to leave. But all of a sudden you find out some things about your partner that you are not comfortable with. Yes, one of those times that you wish you haven't said or asked anything about it. And when that seems to happen, you wish there was a way to turn it around. I'm talking about your partner's past. I know, I know, you say you must be honest with your partner at all times, which I could not agree with you anymore. But there are some things that I would, at least, be said as a lie. I'm sorry, but according to my past experiences with other people, it seems that telling the truth about it seems to cause a lot of problems. I actually witnessed a couple, and I mean a very good couple, go down the tubes because one of the people found out that the other was once a slut. And when I say slut, I mean it could be a male or a female, believe me, there are male sluts out there. Anyway, that is why I say it's
Living With Lupus....
As some of you know... I have Lupus. I am asked all the time what it is, how you get it, if it's contagious, if it is curable, etc. Lupus is a chronic inflammatory disease... an autoimmune disease. Auto means "self". Your immune system mistakes your own tissues for a virus or infection, and tries to destroy it. It can affect various parts of the body.... the skin, joints, blood, organs, etc.Below is a link to a website with a lot of good information.... Click on the logo if you would like to know more about Lupus, or make a donation for Lupus research. For those of you who wonder why I am always sick, complaining about my pains, etc....Here is MY story:I have almost died 3 times....The first time was when I was 20, from blood clots....they started in my legs, and broke off into my lungs. The doctors didn't really do any tests, and just blamed the blood clots on smoking & birth control pills. So I stopped both, took blood thinners for about a year, and then got off of them.
Social Services Took My Children
Child Services Of New Phila,Ohio Took My Children Away From Me  .They Lie And Twist Things That Ive Told Them After They Asked Me Questions. They Had My Mom And I Fighting And Mad At One Another Too Cuz Of Their Lies. They Take People's Children For The Money Too. They Will Receive Alot Of Money From The State Cuz My Son Is Disabled With Aspbergers,AD/HD,Anxiety Disorder,And Urethas Of The Bladder. Children Like Him Are Sometimes Hard To Handle,Because Of His Disabilities,But He's Come Along Way Since He's On Medication And Was Doing Better In School And At Home. They Also Took My Daughter Too Because Of An Alligation That Was Never Proven Or True. Copy This Link Into Your Search Engine Or Browser And Please Comment. social-service-funding  Thanks! Amanda    
Not much to do. It is Sunday. I am in my cave. Wish they would turn up the heat. It is getting chilly. It is 52 and damp. That is chilly for Texas. The last time I was here I was working on "Wealth, Women, and War." That was published. The raw work I did here made the final cut. That includes the research I did through the Mumms. Some fame for FuBar, I guess. Moving through life right now. Surviving the divorse and the recession. Karma will catch up with both. Seen it happen too many times. No point in complaining about eithor. In the end the adjustments will be interesting. Oh, one thing I have noticed: I do prefer cats to dogs.  More later ....  
Read Thru It All!
      I DEDICATE THIS BLOG TO THE ASSHOLE THAT BROKE ME AND HURT ME! IF HE READS THIS HE KNOWS WHO HE IS! SO ALL I NEED TO SAY IS FUCK YOU! POP EVIL-BREATHE LYRICS All these spoken words,And broken dreams.This misery.All that's good is gone in me.With every breath,I can't escape the pain, it's caving in.I am just about to break.Every time I close my eyes,I can't escape these lies.Will I make it through to the other side?I can't breathe when I am suffocating.Committed yesterday, now I am over my head.I can't breathe when it's complicated.It's falling down on me,I send it back on you.Get away. Away, Get away.All these years I try,N' nothings changed.I'm about to breakI sacrificed myself.With every breath,I can't escape the pain.This misery.[ Pop Evil Lyrics are found on ] What's good is gone in me.Every time I close my eyes,I can't escape these lies.Will I make it through to the other side?I can't breathe when I am suffocating.Committed yesterday, now I am ove
Stars Over Easter Island
Me Being Random Again
Life Dilemma
not really.   I would've asked this in a mumm, but I have wasted all my mumms on complete BS. BTW, thanks Bludgie for posting one for me.    Does anyone know what would happen if you put varnish/laquer on fresh leaves? (or dried ones?) Would they hold their color and look, or would it do somethin to them?   same goes for leather.
Chapter 20
The day grew into night and the time came for me to head out into the world I had left behind me for years now, and yet now here I was having to go right back into the one place I feared ever going into again for the past is a scary place. As I headed out of the Castle Gates and stood by the final pillar I took in a deep breath and glanced over my shoulder into my room window where I saw my son waving and holding his siters hand tightly with that ever present smile of his I couldn't help by smile back and let the deep breath out and partake in another as I stepped away from my safety net of the Castle. This was it now or never as my legs moved slowly and shaking started coming in waves over me the further away I walked from the Gates of Delrita  to the edge of the woods, with one last look over my shoulder to my home and a deep sigh I turned to the woods and enter my own private hell once more, but this time I had nobody waiting on the other end to greet me with open arms and a smile,
How Was The Funeral?
My mom died October 2; she had been in the hospital for 2 weeks, but it was still a shock because she was actually getting better, then crashed overnight.  It's been really hard for me because (A) she's all I've had since my dad died when I was 2 years old and (B) we lived together.  I know it's hard to find the right words to offer someone when the lose a loved one, but the stupidest question by far has been "How was the funeral?" How was it?  It RAWKED, dude!  The dancing bears we had imported from a Russian circus really won everybody over!  And since my brother works for a Budweiser distributor, the company loaned us the Budweiser Clydesdales to pull Mom's casket to the opposite fucking side of town!  We were going to have Chippendale dancers at each end of her casket, but thought that might have been a bit over the top.... If you don't know what to say, just say "I'm sorry for your loss" and LEAVE IT AT THAT!!!!!!!
Psychoanalisis Of The Fubar Mind Game
Well call me old fashioned...but its sad 2 see a place like fubar fall in2 this pit of ignorance and chaos. First U have to understand, I come from the dayz of the net when U used it 2 reach out 2 people and not purposefully try 2 hurt them. Secondly, U also have to understand how Fubar got its start. Fubar started as Lost Cherry, then changed to CherryTap. When I joined waz during the CherryTap era. During this period it waz A LOT of fun. The whole point back then waz 2 come online and send gifts and see who uploaded new photoz, blogz, mummz, bulletinz and basically just keep intouch and stay updated with what waz going on with your "budz in the bar". Yes ofcourse U still had your rednecks and Sluts, but it waznt az prominent as now. The overall class of people on here waz a lot different and the site waz generally just a lot friendlier. And yeah the lounges use to always be FULL!!!!  (It should be noted that a lot of my good friendz who were on here during thoze dayz have since lef
Royal Flush©
  I love to gamble. Walking into a casino is such an assault on the senses. Noise everywhere, lights flashing, people yelling for joy and crying in desperation. I can sometimes be sad though. You will see the very desperate, trying every thing they can, to win for a change. Bad luck can't last forever can it?     I have always lover poker. It has become a double edged sword lately though. With the popularity of Texas Hold'em on T.V. every person seems to think its easy. So what ya have now are poker rooms full of wanna be's. It can be great in that you tend to win quite a bit more from the newbies. The other side is their usual lack of manners and table etiquette. Some people are the smart ones. Instead of playing they just sit back and watch. The only true way to always win,is not to play. Yeah, right.     I had been sitting there for quite sometime. As usual, ya win some, you loose some. From other tables came the tell tale sounds of those loosing it all with very few cheers fro
My Eye Appointment
So i had my eye appointment this afternoon. It had been 6 years since i last went to the eye doctor even though its recommended I go every year.   I'm going thru the tests and my eye doctor is going on and on about my "absence" ........ all the way until he sees the results of the tests and GET THIS....... my eyes are BETTER than they were six years ago and completely healthy from a general health standpoint........ aka I ROCK!!!!!! he still cautioned me that i should be going every year anyway but he was happy nothing bad happened like an infection or anything.   Due to my pupils being dialated I wont be paying attention to the computer much , in fact im typing without looking at the screen for more than a glimpse here and there. I'm going to use my pimpouts and 11s and then take it easy the rest of the evening.   just wanted to share my experience today hehe.   FYI more pond pics tomorrow!!!!
Left Me Crying
Weird Guy On Fubar
some guy (no need to mention names right now) asked if we could go out  cuz he close to me in living distance.i said sure, in a public place. I said the name of a shop. He said ok. Last nite at 4:30am, he asked if he could  come over to cuddle. I didnt want to give him my address, I dont know him. Then he asked would i touch his coc*. So I told him I had a gun when I told him I didnt (i dont) and he said he didnt like liars I said "OK", so he would NEVER bother me!!!!! I have knives and sleep w/one too. A butcher knife. He thinks Im a liar, im not but I dont care what he thinks, as long as he leaves me the fuk alone!!!!!! WTF??!!!! Touch his coc*?!! I dont know him!!!!! What would you have done??? BEWARE OF "ANOTHER SOUL" (HIS UERNAME). I JUST THINK PPL SHOULD BE CAREFUL OF HIM)
Omg Mister B You Better Log In Today!!!!
LEVEL THIS MAN YOU GUYS HES SO CLOSE WAHOOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!I know this has nothing to do with your birthday but it cracked me the eff up when I saw it.. ha ha ya MIZZ SHADY SAY'S HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTER B!!!    
As The Lord Commanded Moses
“And of the blue, and purple, and scarlet, they made clothes of service, to do service in the holy place, and made the holy garments for Aaron, as the LORD commanded Moses.”  Although Bezaleel the master craftsman isn’t mentioned by name in the thirty-ninth chapter of Exodus, it’s a fact that he, Aholiab, and all the people commissioned by the LORD to make the tabernacle and all its furnishings through Moses are still working hard at the base of mount Sinai.  Even the people called upon to serve the LORD in the tabernacle, the priests – beginning with Moses’ older brother Aaron and continuing through his family line – and the Levites – meriting service in the tabernacle due to their standing with Moses against the worshipers of the molten calf in chapter thirty-two and reinforced in chapter thirty-eight – have to look the LORD’s best as He directs. Chapter thirty-nine’s description of the priestly vestments or wear mirr
Can't Sleep....?
  Sleeping pill. Make sure you don't overdose.   -REL
Quick Update...
My school schedule plus kids has me busy from 6:30am to 7 or 8pm.  I'll be on more now that I'm getting accustomed to being in school plus changes in medication. I was feeling light headed and tired, my blood pressure was up so I saw my doctor and he gave me samples of Benicar HCT.  He informed me it was the same thing I had been taking but it had an added diuretic.  I was feeling the same days later, checked my bp, it was fine.  I told my dr I started taking my bp med at night because I was feeling so tired during the day and thought it might be responsible, he said no and told me to take it in the morning.  He decided on blood tests to check for diabetes. All last week, which incidentally was my first week of school, I had symptoms of being diabetic, I even got sick after eating simple carbs or sugar.  While visiting my mom she checked my blood sugar after eating and it was in the high 200's..normal is 125 or less.  So I not only braced myself for a future as a diabetic but started
You're better then the best I'm lucky just to linger in your light Cooler then the flip side of my pillow, that's right Completely unaware Nothing can compare to where you send me, Lets me know that it's ok, yeah it's ok And the moments where my good times start to fade You make me smile like the sun Fall out of bed, sing like bird Dizzy in my head, spin like a record Crazy on a Sunday night You make me dance like a fool Forget how to breathe Shine like gold, buzz like a bee Just the thought of you can drive me wild Ohh, you make me smile Even when you're gone Somehow you come along Just like a flower poking the sidewalk crack and just like that You steal away the rain and just like that You make me smile like the sun Fall out of bed, sing like bird Dizzy in my head, spin like a record Crazy on a Sunday night You make me dance like a fool Forget how to breathe Shine like gold, buzz like a bee Just the thought of you can drive me wild Ohh, you make me smile Don't know how I lived witho
Brief Thoughts On Want
Considering that the hearts desire of every individual walking this planet can conceivably be different, and that if each of these individuals were able to have whatever it is that is that want, that desire, that waking need, would this push the world into a chaos that could be the end of all, or, would it elevate the society as a whole because from the point of birth, individual want is accepted, nay beyond tolerance, encouraged by the population as a whole.  Therefore this desire becomes aligned with a calling from god to the priesthood, one that would be akin to sin to ignore.    It is what I can understand of society as a whole that this is not the case.  Have individuals been taught since birth, that the community wants are of greater import then those that are harbored within our recognition, and this then creates a dysfunctional society, one that will turn these individuals to perform outrageous acts against the society that frustrates and enrages the personal identity, and w
Sweet Lemonade Yeah Sweet Lemonade
You gotta watch this ....     I can't stop listening to it... thanks BRAIN!!!!    
Eastbound And Down
so i started watching a new show on HBO.  it's hilarious.  it's called "Eastbound and Down".  it's about a former pro baseball pitcher who falls from grace and ends up being a gym teacher at a middle school.  i'm not gonna give it all away, you just have to start watching it.  i love it..  oh and Will Ferrell co-produces this show and makes a couple cameos.  try this:
Casey Rambo
Casey Rambo@ fubar   Go rate him, add him, buy him stuff..etc. Thank you. :)   And to the guys who will say "they don't do guys"..shut the fuck up and do it anyway. :) I rate the wimminz when you ask. kthxbai :D  
My Night
Hubby and I have discovered a new place called Balkans Cafe. The place looked like an 80s Serbian underpaid mafia hang out, with smoke filled room, and annoying little runts playing pool in the middle. If you ignore the more than shabby 3rd world communist decor, DAMN their home made goulash was to friggin die for.  It was 5 bux, and was most likely made out of the entire cow. It was enormous, and tasty. The guy had prison tats and barely spoke English, but got super stoked at me thanking him in his language.  Overall, I had a nostalgic moment, and felt like I was in the early 90s Moscow, sans urine and exhaust smell.   Then we went to a local karaoke bar, and spent the rest of the night there.  I am super shy, and dont drink much, if anything (2 Mikes hard lemonades), but after hearing less than favorable howling from other patrons, I have garnered enough t=courage to spit out Metallica, Alice Cooper, and Madonna. I felt like fuckin Pavarotti, being the only person that didnt shatte
Comment 45
Dana IV said: I personally don't see what other places on Fubar are conducive to conversation other than the MuMMs and Blogs. Chats are a dime a dozen and that's what lounges are. The mafia game bulllshit is all over the fucking internet and I'm sick of seeing it. I'm meme'd out. ~joseph™ said: I like fubar for the instantaneous commentary etc. Since I have a 30 inch monitor I like to muli task with several windows opened to me for work or socializing!   Dana IV said: Don't front. You look like a skeezy real estate goober who tries to dress like Bob Guccione and talk out of his ass all day while you're *not* selling houses. You also look like you do coke. Your photos are an adventure in comedy, because you've managed to morph your face into so many scenes of unreality, it staggers the mind. The absolute sack it took to paste your civilian mug complete with male cosmetics on the body of an Army MSG blows me away. Your partisan bullshit non-MuMMs suck so much ass, it's
This Is What Got Me Banned From Mumm'ing
    So...the time has come for me to make a decision......and need some help! We all have to admit that fubar had and is still getting boring and many people are defecting to other similar websites. Case in point, why was this new game offered on here....fuMafia! It is to help keep those of you who are planning to either delete your profile or defect to other sites. I feel that stupid mumming is actually fun and serves as an entertainment venue which helps those of you who are not familiar with Hooked on Phonics... to actually try and construct a sentence or at least learn how to spell! Better yet....are learning to use Spell-check or Firefox ..which actually highlights a misspelled word. I see that as a contribution on my part to raise your ire or whatever and improve yourselves. For all you morons that will interpret this as an excuse on my part to make amends, are even bigger morons then I thought. a) You are making sense and I want to learn to spell and make s
Halestorm - I Get Off
O.o I am totally crushing on this chick. Her name is Lzzy Hale *drools*  
Daily Profile Rates.
So, my list started over 850 last week and has been reduced to less than 40 and I have a feeling that its going to get even smaller. There are very few that ever show any indications of live activity, much less personal communications. As of now, I will NOT be doing random page rates anymore and very few of you will be getting them. The ones that talk, rate back, or at least show indications they are with the living will get daily page rates :) So, if your only reason for adding me was a daily page rate, please remove me.
Gangsteralfie Will Stick You For Your Paper Dunn, Deleebs Dat.   "Little man your face is squished like someone was using your mouth and eye sockets for finger placement to bowl your head across the room. Down-syndrome ain't gangsta, baby blue ain't gangsta, little sister's jacket being the only thing hung up in your room ain't gangsta, those assorted women's belts ain't gangsta, and C-A-S-E-Y ain't gangsta... get the fuck on little dude before momma and papa find you wankin it to women old enough to be your grandmother."   Now I am a firm believer in "It Takes A Village" so... To the parents to this little cat... You...Are...Welcome.
A Stiff And Harshly Worded Letter
So tonight when I left work there were several bins of pumpkins for employees to take home with them.  This is a normal thing this time of year.  However, they generally don't allow people to take one home with them until 2 days before Halloween.  This year was no exception. I have worked at my place of employment for 4 years.  Every year I have always ended up getting a shitty pumpkin because of the shift I work.  I work from 1 in the afternoon until 9:30 at night.  This means I have never been able to get a good pumpkin.  I've always been pissy about it.  Which means that this year if I don't get a fucking amazing pumpkin I will write HR and encourage anyone else on my shift that gets fucked out of a good pumpking to do the same.  The letter will go something like this:   Human Resources,   For the last four years I have been a victim of this company's discriminatory policy of denying the people that work the evening shift the chance at a good pumpkin.  This grievious error, whe
10/23 Births
Births 1503 – Isabella of Portugal, queen of Spain and empress of Germany (d. 1539) 1516 – Charlotte de Valois, princess of France (d. 1524) 1634 – Hedvig Eleonora of Holstein-Gottorp, Queen of Sweden (d. 1715) 1698 – Ange-Jacques Gabriel, French architect (d. 1782) 1705 – Maximilian Ulysses Count Browne, Austrian field marshal (d. 1757) 1715 – Peter II of Russia (d. 1730) 1762 – Samuel Morey, American inventor (d. 1843) 1766 – Emmanuel, marquis de Grouchy, French marshal (d. 1847) 1771 – Jean-Andoche Junot, French general (d. 1813) 1790 – Chauncey Allen Goodrich, American clergyman (d. 1860) 1796 –
If Love had roots, it would seep through the quietflesh of winter's earth, and drink from a streamof cold spring that escapedthe wrath of ice. Somewhere in the woods, after a long, tirednight, a fresh leaf emerges, brushed by the youthful greenthat with long stridesgallops over the gray landscape. When the flirtatiousdaughters of the dandelions, begin to spread their passionback and forthto wherever the air flows, Love heals its wound. Like a rebelliousgrizzly awakens, in a mountaincave sealed by glacier, it shakes off the snowon its back, and bloomswith a Roar! Poem by Tammy C.
Dummy's Guide To Capping A Mobster
Dummy's Guide To Capping a Mobster   By Absolute Boyfriend   A.) Introduction and The Basics   So, you made the poor choice of joining the underground life of the Mafia, eh? Couldn't afford the money to go to Fu-College to be a professional MuMMers, hm? Well, if you're gonna be a mobster, you might as well be good at it. That's were I come in. ;) The goal of this little guide here is to turn you from your panzy ass into a war machine- or something like that. I'll hand you the Uzi of Knowledge, and hopefully you'll use it in an efficient manner that won't put me to shame. Let's shank 'em!   First things first, you need to know and understand the first  7 Main statuses of the game:   1.) Your Health: This starts at an ever original 100. Your goal is to bring down other people's health whilst keeping yours up- in most cases. If your health falls below 20%, you're able to do jack in terms of attacking another player, but others also can't hurt you, as well. A double edge sword.
Not Always Right | Three Dimensions Is Two Too Many
Customer: “Excuse me, but why are you closed at the moment?” Me: “Umm…sorry?” Customer: “Why are you closed?” Me: “We’re not closed, we’re open for business. Can I help you with anything?” Customer: “No, you are closed. That’s what that sign says.” *points to hanging sign on door* “See? It says ‘CLOSED’ in big red letters.” Me: “Actually, that sign is to indicate to the people that are outside that we are open for business. It says ‘OPEN’ on the side pointing outwards. It flips, see?” *I go and show her* Customer: “But it says on this side that you are closed. Why are you closed?!” Me: “I can assure we are open. Are you sure I can’t help you with anything?” Customer: “I swear if this is one of those elaborate radio station hoaxes, I will never shop here again!”
The Halloween Witch
The Halloween WitchEach year they parade her about ... the traditional Halloween witch. Misshapen green face, stringy scraps of hair, and a toothless mouth beneath her disfigured nose. Gnarled, knobby fingers twisted into a claw, protracting from a bent and twisted torso that lurches about on wobbly legs.Most think this abject image to be the creation of a prejudiced mind, or merely a Halloween caricature. I disagree. I believe this to be how witches were really seen.Consider that most witches: were women, were abducted in the night, and smuggled into dungeons or prisons under the secrecy of darkness, to be presented by the light of day as a confessed witch.Few, if any, saw a frightened, normal looking woman being dragged into a secret room filled with instruments of torture. To be questioned until she confessed to anything that was suggested to her, and to give names or whatever would stop the questions. Crowds saw the aberration denounced to the world as a self-proclaimed witch.As th
Not Always Right | Varicose To His Wife
(I work on a cruise ship, and it’s 3 pm on embarkation day–the day all guests board. There are hundreds of people in the main atrium, milling about, asking tour questions and filling in forms. A male guest in his 50s approaches one of the tour staff with a paper in hand.) Customer: “I have filled my form out. It says here you need to check it?” Me: “Yes, you have a medical waiver for our snorkel tour. I’ll check it over so I can give you your tickets.” (I read the form and notice that ‘Circulatory Problems’ has been checked.) Me: “Sir, it says here you have circulation problems. Is this exercise related?” Customer: “No, I had a minor surgery.” Me: “Ah, was it cardiovascular, or–” (A woman, also in her 50s and dressed in a blue velvet leisure suit with lots of gold jewelry suddenly bursts in.) Customers Wife: *very loudly* “Harvey, what is this man asking you? I’m his wife
Words And The Moment
Words. They are a tool we use to describe because we have no more effective way to share, to portray, to illustrate. Wether it is an idea, an event, an emotion, an object. I find that evolved as they may be, as much as we have created intricate ones to describe, they are cannot even begin to decribe something, anything in its entirety. Since time is a finite resource, and to truly describe anything, even as simple as a rock, we would need ages, we simplify. And thus in repetition, lessen whatever it is we describe , until it becomes but a shell, a tiny fracture, of what it really is. That may be a small sacrifice, or loss when it applies to ,say, a rock. Or a chair. But what about love? Hate? Loss?Joy?. Whole sonnets, Whole libraries cannot begin to illustrate these. So too much dependance on them blinds us to what things really are. They deafen us to the enormity of a feeling or an idea. Can you distill and orgasm into a paragraph? The first kiss into a sentence. Love into a wor
Saw Vi
***SPOILER ALERTS*** This is a pretty simple review to write.  If you've seen at least two Saw movies then you basically know what this one was like.  Lots of plot twists, lots of answers to questions you didn't know you had, and lots of emphasis on the moral of the story:  Appreciate your life or someone may kill you.  The gore was way up in this episode of the series.  I had to cover my eyes a few times, not from fear, but from disgust.  Like when an obese gentleman was cutting off his own fat to give up his pound of flesh in Jigsaw's newest game.  The story was good as far as Saw goes and wasn't predictable.  If you aren't a Saw fan I'm not sure this is the movie that will reel you in.  In fact unless you are quite familiar with the ENTIRE Jigsaw plot it may not be a very good movie.  Luckily I watched Saw 1-5 just days before watching this one so I was in the know.  On its own it wasn't great, as a part of the series I enjoyed it.  Wal-Mart has the first five movies packaged toge
Since You've Never Been To Marketplace, We're Bringing You There
On our day off with the kids Saturday, Martha and I shared that Sarah was probably wrong; her older cousin Josceline probably has been to one of our local supermarkets with her mom.  Outside of school (she’s in kindergarten) and church, some things my youngest niece in the area said gave me the impression she doesn’t get out much.  Saturday morning when we brought Sarah and Josceline to a puppet show at Minot Public Library she told me when I’d asked that she’d never been to the library.  Jeffrey had to stay up at the bowling alley with his aunt Mary and the rest of the family because the puppet show was for three to six year olds.  Breanna and Josceline even spent Saturday night with us and our four – Sarah and Jeffrey dressed as clowns, Breanna as a pirate, Josceline as a princess – met up with their uptown cousins Mathew and Brandon and went out before the sun set and trick-or-treated around where the family lives. Sunday morning after church, th
Song For The Day
Super Hero Supply Store In Brooklyn, New York City
You've always suspected that beneath that t-shirt and jeans the heart of a superhero pulses. But where can you go to get the needed supplies to spend your nights fighting crime? Now it's as simple as a stop in to the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Store!   Thinking it's a Robot Nine prank? April Fool's Day has come and gone. It's for real folks.Located at 372 Fifth Avenue in Brooklyn, New York, the store supplies the entire metropolitan area. Remain "Ever Vigilant, Ever True" with stuff from this cool store. Ocerstocked with things you just don't find at Wal-Mart, everything from Sasquatch Mucous (which we here at Robot Nine want a quart of) to a complete superhero outfit design service.They do seem to have a thing about robots... This worries Robot Nine!Again with the robots. They should know that Robot Nine is not armored. Heck, most of the time we are barely in our underwear!Truth serum, mind control, intuition, antidote, and justice are a few of the easy spray products you can pick up
Not Always Right | Oh, Crystal Meth
Public Library | Alabama, USA Click here to view the comic version of this quote! (This happens while I'm checking out another patron's books.) Library patron, screaming and pointing at me, elbowing other patron out of the way: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP OFF THE STOVE???" Me: "Um, I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm helping someone right now...." Library patron: "You let it get all FATTY on the top!!!" Me: "...I'm sorry?" (Library patron begins to cry.) Me: "Why are you crying?" Library patron: "I don't know, cuz dads are microwaving their kids and sh*t!" Me: ...
Madeleine Mccann: Online Video Appeal An online viral appeal was released today to help find British girl Madeleine McCann who disappeared in Portugal on May 3, 2007. She would now be aged six. The message is the work of the UK's Child Exploitation and Online Protection (CEOP) Centre which worked with the McCanns on the video and the ideas behind its distribution and is not the result of any new police intelligence.
9 Things Noone Needed To Know
1) I draw comic books partially for a I'm fucking serious.   2) Ketchup chips own you.   3) DP is Double Penetration, not Dr. Pepper...I don't care if we're in the 7-11, I WILL begin laughing childishly at you.   4) Every joke in the world is counteracted by the phrase "your mom". Accept it.   5) Noone reads your blogs. They say they do, but come on, that's just to get in your pants.   6) Using round numbers for lists is gay.   7) Yes God watches you masturbate...but he likes it. Filthy voyeur.   8) Nothing is better than Pez.othing...except Pez during a rather demeaning sexual act in relative public display.   9) I have serious issues with words beginning with "I" ...except for I...which I'm selfish enough to be great with.
I'm Not Pretty!
Okay i was rating pix and i have noticed this shit alot lately and have ranted about it before but now i need to rant this in print. 1. girls and guys who have playboy bunny background! i am not pretty enough nor naked enough to have playboy bunnies scrolling in my background. i think it takes some balls for an ugly old woman to think she is that amazing to refer to herself as a bunny and have the bunny heads floating around her background. REALITY CHECK! HUGH HEFNER WONT SLEEP WITH YOU, YOU ARE HIS AGE!  2. MORPHS!! now the playboy bunnies arent as bad as this, you are ugly! you have a pic of yourself morphing between yourself and christina agulira wtf! are you kidding me or yourself? haha you dont look like her or anyone else you morph into! if you are going to morph into someone be realistic. dont even try to look that good you will hurt yourself and it will cost way too much money. so instead of wasting the time to make that pic to make someone think you resemble a celebrity GO T
Nov 2, 09 Melanie
On Nov 2,09 my sister was head out to meet a personfrom here and was in a terrible auto accident, A drunkdrive pulled in front of her..She is in serious,butstable condition. She has not woke up since the accident. All we can do at this point is pray for her.I am doingmy best to stay by her side and talk to her.I hear thatit can help someone in a Coma, I have also started toplay some music for her while I am in with her. Today Nov 3, 09 the doctor says that we have to wait tosee what happens,She does not seem to have any injuriesto her brain,She does have a broken leg,She was in surgerytoday having some pins put in her leg and she is bruised up pretty good. I will keep everyone up to date as I am updated. NOV 5, 09 There is still no change in the condition of my sister she has been moving abit which is a good sign, Yesterday she went into surgery to have pins put in her leg. I have a feeling its just a matter of time before we have her back, please dont give up hope and keep us
Not Always Right | I Gave Birth To A Guinea Pig
Grocery Store Deli Counter | Philadelphia, PA, USA Me: “Hi there ma’am, what can I get for you today?” Customer, with her young son: “Yeah, could I have a piece of that bologna so my son can taste it?” Me: “Sure, would you like to try it too?” Customer: “Oh no thanks. I just want to see if my son is allergic.” Me: “…”
Angry Rant
So today the Maine voters passed a law the rejects the rights of same sex marriage. This is completly and utterly disapppointing. I can't believe it at all. Many preach equality to everyone then they go out and vote yes to reject the right for same sex couples to marry. It's complete bullshit. This kind of hypocricy and ignorance infuriates me. Denying gay couples this right isn't equality. They love who they love, it's just a fact. I don't get people can just deny them that right. I feel ashamed and embarassed to live in Maine at the moment....Anyways, I just wanted to get that out...Also,I don't like the internet thing "lol"It's fucking annoying. What is it your laughing out loud at? seriously.
Fu-ship Or Other, Better Title Of Your Choice. Yeah.
So I was thinking the other day about how I can't wait to travel again, and among other places visit the UK to see some friends, and the U.S so I can observe Americans  in their natural habitat. ^^ And it got me thinking, about those people  I've met here who I would mind not having met in person if I happened  to pass by their area; so Here's a list with no particular order, and the why. -Kins:  because of his wit, his humor and his beard. -Rev:  because he's scottish, and actually posts intelligent answers to stupid questions or generalities, when I consider it a wasted effort. -Sho:  because she was the first person I met here and the first friend I made here. I don't think I would have stayed into the fu if it wasn't for her. -Katiemae : For just too many reasons. -Jenatalia: For being such a wonderful dork and as bad as me -Emanon:  Because I think we'd have really big and interesting conversations. There are other people I have met in the mumms (as the people on the li
New Promo Codes
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Stupid Pervs.... This Is What You Get...
Ok... so this guy thinks hes gonna be cute.... and ask a stupid is how it started and what our conversation went...Please dont get offended... It is MARKED... NSFW for a we go.... ((( THIS IS HIS PROFILE.... )))ems1150: question for yaTo ems1150: Go ahead..... whats the question?ems1150: u on nowems1150: suppose u are in a bath room stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through th ehole and the voice on th eother side says "surprise me" what would u do?**********HERES WHERE IT GETS FUCKED UP************To ems1150: Probably.... bite it off..... and throw it back under the stallems1150: ouch u seriousTo ems1150: whats the matter, you dont like blood?ems1150: i have no problem with it..youd really actually bite off his penisTo ems1150: if I didnt bite it... (cuz theres not tellin where its been) I'd use my knife I carry with me every where...ems1150: if you did decide to bite..would you give any warning first or
It’s Ok To Quit
1. Quit arguing with people about the same old foolishness! Respect their position and keep it moving!2. Quit telling people your secrets when you know they are not going to keep them! And if you keep telling them, then quit getting mad when they tell your secrets!3. Quit trying to pull people on your journey who don’t want to travel with you. Either they believe in you and value you... or they don’t!4. Quit complaining about things you can’t and won’t change!5. Quit gossiping about other people! Minding our own business should be a full time job!6. Quit blaming each other for things that in the big picture aren’t going to matter three weeks from now! Talk solutions... and then implement them!7. Quit eating things you know are not good for you! If you can’t smaller portions!8. Quit buying things when we know we can’t afford them! If you don’t have self control, then quit going to the stores! Quit charging things, especially whe
Falling Down Down Down..
So yea..  I called the roller rink and Dominic said he had just hired 4 new people. Sorry. All I ever hear lately is the word sorry. He's sorry, I'm sorry, my life is sorry.  *crawls under a rock*
Female Poem Vs Male Poem
A WOMAN'S POEM:   Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks.I pray he's gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my door.Massages my back and begs to do more.Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'I pray that this man will love me to no end,And always be my very best friend.     A MAN'S POEM:   I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac withhuge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,and loves to send me fishing and drinking. Thisdoesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.The End
Good Morning
It was morning. My lover stayed with me last night. I woke from a strange dream to his touch. He had rolled over and put his arm around me. I touched his skin, which was warm from sleep. I held him close, to feel him on as much of myself as possible. After snoozing a little while longer, I felt him stir. He was facing me, and I turned and opened my eyes to see him looking right back at me. He smiled and held me close to him. After he gave me a soft kiss, we lay like that for a little while. In a few minutes he took a bit of a stretch. I did the same, and then we held each other close again. I said, "Good Morning, Sweetie." We kissed and hugged for a long time, each of us enjoying the fact that the other's touch was there to wake up to. My lover began to kiss my neck and touch my face lightly, enjoying my skin, which he says is so soft. I could tell he wanted something more, but didn't know exactly what, because our lovemaking was so intense and so varied last night. After more in
Caa #130
It is always sad when we lose someone in life, specially the love of our life.  One of my friends here on Fubar has lost her husband, and our thoughts and prayers go out to her and her family and friends.   Please send angel prayers of healing and strength to her, her family and friends.   Love,   Doc
Why Do We Run?
"Why did he run?" This question thrusts itself upon us every time an unarmed or otherwise harmless person is gunned down while fleeing from police.Often that inquiry takes the form that assumes the guilt of the victim: "If he did nothing wrong, why did he run?" It's also common for that second version to contort itself into a nicely circular argument: "Well, he ran, and resisting arrest is a crime, so obviously he got what was coming to him."For reasons unclear to a mind not enthralled by statist assumptions, most people simply assume that both reason and morality dictate an unqualified duty to surrender without cavil or complaint whenever armed, violence-prone strangers in peculiar government-​.​.​.​.​issued garb seek to restrain one of us.This is why police are trained to interpret any hesitation, reluctance to cooperate, inhospitable body language, or verbal expression of resentment as "resisting arrest" and thus a justification for the use of "pain com
Lost ( A Poem)
I am so lost Ill do whatever it takes at any cost. I can't breathe anymore All I do is cry As I fall to the floor. Never hearing a sound never knowing.... As my heart pounds. My eyes are swollen My head is numb from the love you've stolen. I don't know what went wrong when I woke up And you were gone. I will fall on my knees with tears in my eyes And beg you PLEASE If you'd just come back, come back.... I'm so Lost!!!
LMMFAO... I just got this as a friend request Devils Soft Angel3 hrs agoI would rather you hate me for who I am than love me for who I'm not please friend and fan me. Devils Soft Angel@ fubar   So, I look at the bartab, and OMFG she did not fan me. I know I dont fan people, but lmao, I dont pretty much TELL them to fan me either. Hell Goat, Horse's Ass, or whatever the fubar level, dont be a freaking asshat. Sighs.
Morning Glory
i      s    t      r       e       t       c       h      o       u        t  my arms and search for throats to grasp slowly tangling and taking life from its source a thing of malice in life's twisted balancebut my flowers are pretty. 
Something For My Own Amusement
I know I seem to come off as a quiet and rather innocent girl to most people (except those who really know who I am). I've been struggling with bring up S&M to my bf. He's extremely new to dating and being in a relationship and I really care about. Needless to say, I don't want to scare him off. I had bought a book for my own informational purposes of what it is I'm into awhile ago: SM 101 by Jay Wiseman. I'm debating lending it to my bf so he can better understand me. But that's not the reason I'm writing this, to ask advice blah blah. Nope. I was looking back through the pages of this book and remembered why it was that I laughed a lot. On almost every page of this book there are quotes the author has heard people as SM clubs say in passing conversations. They are hilarious as well as sweet and just plain true! Here are several examples: Learning how to do SM is like learning how to have sex all over again. SM relationships are essentially relationships between equals. Are all sa
Whats On My Mind....
Well it seems that being overly PC has got us into a real mess not wanting to offend Hasan's Muslim sensibilities by bringing him in at least for questioning on this subject. That alone may have warned him off if he new he was being watched. Well OK we screwed up. Who knew it would come to this, hind sight is 20/20. Let's not continue to screw up going forward from here. This is as we all know a war on terrorism. Despite the continued PC spin that makes this man (Hasan) look like a poor, lonely, tormented, tragic, conflicted figure torn between his god and this war, a victim himself in all this…. He is not. Major Nidal Malik Hasan was in fact a terrorist, that committed a terrorist act, in this war on terror. He attacked our Army, our kids, on our soil, on the largest military base in the country. It's endless regulations can screw up something like this, so I am putting my two cents worth in on this issue now out front, hoping it does not become an issue. I am hoping that a
How The Military Has Played A Huge Role In My Life...
From the time i can remember i lived breathed slept and ate Military.. It all started with my parents' Dad's being in WWI..My Dad was stationed in the Army during the Korean War,one of His brothers was Army during the Vietnam War..My brother who was a Marine from what i can remember did not see combat (Not Sure If He Did Or Not) but he was still in when the Vietnam War had ended in 1975,my brother had fallen from a 65-70 ft cliff and had died from the accident in 1977 with full military honors. Two of my sisters were AirForce,One Nephew Navy, Three nephews Army and one of those three just left this past wkend for BT. An ex boyfriend and good friend to this day enlisted in the USMC and also my husband did as well.. Both out on Honorable Medical Discharge. Numerous High School friends who had enlisted after we graduated in 1992 and after 911. Sadly like everyone else I have lost a few of them. I also was raised up in a military town and moved to another military town. My son who is in
Escape With Words
Change Me (lyrics)
Change MeYou can't accept me for who i am I try so hard to get you to understand I don't know if can take this pain anymore cuz myhearts been torn what did i do to be treated this way you keep beating me down but i still ask you to stay and i know thatThat i want to be myself but you want me to be someone else[Chorus]It's just the same thing how you try to change me (change me) so tell me what you want from me why can't you let me be.I just can't go on takeing all this abuse No matter what i do it's never enough for you and I know that im disgusted by theway you think of me. You make me do things that i don't want to do and you don't give a damn about what you put me through.And i know You need to face the truth that im not like you[Chorus x2]Im gonna do what i wanna do you not what you tell me to you say your looking out for me well thats a sad excuse Drop theatitude because in the better news Keep playing with me see what i do what do you get out of messin with me because im justtryi
If I Were You
I'm always the shoulder, the comfort in a certain way.. they call me their soulmate I'm always the little brother, the one they can always talk to a buddy, a soundboard, but never THAT guy.... I'm always the smooth one, easy in every way I'm the cool one, do everything for kicks yet never THE guy..   I wish i was you Just one time to be you To be with a woman on time Not be the pillow but the sheets she holds tight   Just wish one day to be the wine and not the beer to be that hot dress and not the hoodie   But i just wanted to be you one day not to be myself that i was everything that you are not the lonely one  but the group i not the incase but the if was not the honey but the bee not the teddybear but the macho   Ahhhhhh To be you one time...    
Why do people keep callin it military? Pffst...
Epica X 3
Three songs I am currently addicted to.   Chasing The Dragon     Unleashed     Never Enough  
[salad Daze (because I Haven't Made A Food Blog In Some Time)]
We've been on a bit of a health kick lately, so I thought I'd share a new salad dressing I whipped together, some general advice on eggplant and why you should buy fresh spinach every week. First and foremostLactose free month. Because I've had stomach problems for about the last ten years, could be one of those common and tragic food malays like seliac or lactose intolerance. *begins to sniffle* but I I love cheese T_Tand cream sauces! I don't think its so much that I'm intolerant, but just that eating anything that processed and fatty is going to cause some chemicals to churn. In the meantime I discovered that almond milk is available in commercial marts (for about twice the cost it takes to make it, but it does come with nutritional information) and soy milk has the shelf life of plutonium. While I was playing health nut I picked up spinach (because I like raw vegetables) and I knew that I liked salty vinegar based dressings, but I had this pesky greek tahini and yogurt to u
Day Dream
As I sit here I start day dreamingThe most beautiful girl i ever seenWe are walking side by sideI wonder if she knows my words are what i meanWalking on the beachOur toes in the sandEvery day im with herLife has been so grandSitting across from herStaring into her exotic eyesSlowly just getting lost causeHer eyes sparkle like stars in the skySitting here holding her closeNever wanting to let her goEven though this is a day dreamThe feeling is real i hope she know
The Good That Won't Come Out- Rilo Kiley
Let's get together and talk about the modern age. All of our friends were gathered there with their pets just talking shit about how we're all so upset about the disappearing ground. As we watch it melt.... It's all of the good that won't come out of us and how eventually our hands will just turn to dust, if we keep shaking them. Standing here on this frozen lake. I do this thing where I think I'm real sick but I won't go to the doctor to find out about it Cause they make you stay real still in a real small space As they chart up your insides and put them on display. They'd see all of it, all of me, all of it. All the good that won't come out of me and all the stupid lies I hide behind. It's such a big mistake lying here in your warm embrace. Oh, you're almost home. I've been waiting for you to come in. Dancing around in your old suits going crazy in your room again. I think I'll go out an embarrass myself by getting drunk and falling down in the street.
As of 11/14/09, I finally leveled to Godfather. So I'm posting this blog to see how long it will take me to reach the next stage here on Fubar. Fuking was bad enough and well most people around here would agree. What in the world, am I doing this for?
Leaving My Keys At Home Was Never Funnier
So, I came from my second class to realize I left my keys on my bed. My dad's car was in the driveway and the door was a little open from what I could make out through our security screen door. That, and I could see my puppies whining at me, lol. So I shouted throught the open door to my dad. No response. So I waited a bit, teased my puppies through the screen door (btw, yes, it's locked), and texted my mom about the situation. She advised me to call my brother to see if he was coming home anything soon, and if not, hop the wall into the backyard and knock on my dad's bedroom window. I called my brother. No answer. So it was off to the side of the house and over the brick wall I detest climbing. It's really not much, 5.5 foot drop, but I was soooooooooo wearing the wrong shoes. Anyway, I walk around the side of the house and knock on my dad's window. I wait a min and no response. Weird. I knock again. No answer. I check the back screen door and it's locked, the backdoor closed as wel
Come Own Ya A Princess
What Flavor Toothpaste Are You?
You Are Cinnamon Flavored Toothpaste You are passionate about most things in life, and you really put your all into anything you undertake. You believe life should be lived fully and well. You probably even get really into brushing your teeth. You have strong preferences. You tend to either deeply love something or hate it fully. And when you do love something, you tend to overdo it a bit. Moderation is not really a word in your vocabulary. What Flavor Toothpaste Are You? Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet
How Do You Tell The Truth?
You Are Brutally Honest Hey, the truth hurts, but that's not exactly your fault. You call things as you see them and pull no punches. You believe that you shouldn't be punished for speaking your mind. It's a lot better than being a liar. In fact, you have no tolerance for dishonesty of any kind. In your mind, a white lie is still a lie. You rather that people give it to you straight. You pride yourself on being tough enough to handle the unvarnished truth. How Do You Tell the Truth? The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings
Not A Clue
I don't really know what to name this, But in the last week, several people I thought were close to me have ignored me and made me feel like I'm of zero importance in their life. I always tried to make those who make me feel special, feel the same. Though, the gender roles of the world are changing. It's so sad to see this happening.   I guess its easy to tell,Just by the way I feelThat I picked my poison wellEmotions never really healYou were my eyesYou were my earsYou make a matter of moments;Seem like yearsAll I want,Is the end of this bleeding..This heartache.Yet, Still I'm waiting,With everything at stake.Is it corruption I'm seeking?Or maybe testing these bonds,To see if they break..I could never get byThis system of equasionsRacking my brainA better off innovationWhat's with my loyalty?Even so my trust and shame?In over my head,I've been drowned by this game.I'm not sure where to go,Or what's even left to do..Despite everything saidOr anything ever doneEven to this dayI'd stil
Life Issues
It's back! My internet troubles have returned. *sigh* It couldn't have come at a worse time, too. I'm crunching to get the work done on an online only class. Which means I have to steal my mother's computer when she's not home to do this stuff. I'm also crunching in other classes since finals are coming up. So I'm kind of stressing out, a lot. Work is also a pain. They cut my only shift that I was supposed to work again this week. The holiday sales are coming up, and I'm SO not looking forward to it. I think I'm gonna quit this job after the holiday season. It's not worth keeping. I'm gonna start putting applications in again after Christmas. The only thing about workign at the store I am working at, it's closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas. *phew* But, all in all, it's not worth keeping. I can't do another stretch of 8 months of not working. You know, I act like nothing bugs me, like I have life together. I really don't. I don't think I ever will. But right now, I don't have it t
Fubar Is Suppose To Be Fun.
I love this place. I have friends here.This place is for fun. FUN. I have fun many ways. I like to tease and be teased. I like to be perverted. I like to just Bullshit with people.  Yet as I found out lastnight there are to many who seem incapable of having fun. They are to busy acting big and inportant.........Hey sweetheart this is the internet you are about as important as the rest of us which is not at all................I am done with it. I see many who get sick of the childish actions of some leave here and I think thats not the way to go. Why let the stupid bitches win? Fuck them. I say dont leave. I say stay. Stay and have fun. It will eat them up knowing they truly dont mater.
Ecs Custom Graphics
The rules for this are fairly simple. 1.) Do not shout me what you would like. It takes a couple days to complete your request, so by the time i got around to doing it, your shout request will be gone.   2.) Please subject the email ECS Graphics so i dont accidentally delete it.   3.) please link me the pic(s) you would like to use for your artwork. I Don't want to create something for you and you not like the pic I have chosen.   4.) I Will never ask you for any compensation, but donations of FuBucks, VIP, Blast, Whatever is definitely accepted and highly appreciated. It's like being in the hospitality industry. Waitresses are not allowed to ask for a tip, but theyre obviously appreciated.
Destruction Verses
I am become this place of ever stainrelish in the waking and the walking save the painspin me round in sonnets bound and spin me round againI stand alone I'll play the fool I'll soak in tears made rain.relish be in daily ritual's blood my words so grandI made a mighty ocean where a droplet once had stood but for all the given greatnessneath the sand the plastic waits not the mighty kingdom for a child born of manStand alone and face the skies...your light not shine..your flaccid eyesstand and scream triumphant pound your fist against the's not your light thatburnsbut merely hope that spurs the roast.You never were much more than king of fallen things aside..and now that all the worldis gone and innocence has died?what now feeds the hunger pit that grew ever inside?But what great nemesis bore the task of tearing down the kingdom's lastand raping innocence with every thrust?what became the evil man that tore apart this sullen land that made a cru
I am tired of comming home and not finding you there, so tired of being lonely But it wud be difficult for you to be here tho, cause you don't even kno me. You are a want, a need, a hope that hasn't happened yet, and sometimes I have doubts it ever will and yet every night I walk thru that front door I miss you still, and always will
Her Ghost In The Fog Pt. 2 For part 1, link above.   As we look at each other, I feel a calm overtake me, as though I have nothing to fear. I stand back up and for some reason my knees do not scream at me like normal. I'm beginning to think maybe I just dropped a cemetery, right where I'll be buried, kinda ironic huh? But I can feel my chest rise and fall with my breathing, so I know I'm not dead, not yet at least.  She beckons me to follow her down the hill where there is a stone bench to sit on. I follow, still feeling like all this is not quite right, but what have I got to lose. When I reach the bench through the thick fog, I see she is already sitting or appears to be sitting, but if I look closely I can see she is floating mere centimeters above it. She motions for me to sit next to her which I do with just a hint of trepidation.  "You know I don't believe in ghosts, Neet." I say, using the nickname I'd used so many years ago, but it rolled off my tongu
Healthcare Bill
Key components of the Senate's health care bill:-- Includes a government-run public health insurance option.-- Prohibits illegal immigrants from participating in a health insurance exchange created for those unable to afford health coverage.-- Prohibits the use of federal funds for abortion coverage in the exchange.-- Increases Medicare payroll tax on individuals earning $200,000 a year and couples earning $250,000 a year.-- Requires individuals to buy health insurance, with a fine for noncompliance.-- Does not mandate that all employers offer health care.-- Prevents insurance companies from denying coverage for pre-existing conditions. Democratic leaders in both chambers have been wrestling with the most contentious issues, including abortion and immigration, as well as how to pay for reform. The House bill has more restrictive abortion language and includes a 5.4 percent income tax surcharge on individuals making more than $500,000 and couples earning more than $1 million. Both b
My Brother Died Aka Sr Dark Kngiht
Thanks Giving Auction Is On Im Up For Grabs
  250 11s a weekadd to top friend and family starting for a month could be permanantdaily drinks3 pimp outs a week your choice whencash bids add blings of my choicesfw salute pimp out everydaymy yim and more depends how hi it goes
~~open Your Eyes~~
this blog isn't being made to see how many people i can get to say i'm is being made so people can realize what they have in life and to cherish everything and everyone in it..if you have family or close friends that you haven't talked to in a while maybe you should..send a text,e mail or even pick up the phone to make a simple phone call to show them you are thinking of shows a lot to someone..even if it's just to say hi..i never got that chance...and never will......on Monday,November 09,2009 i lost someone very close and dear to me..*R*I*P*DEBBY...she was my everything..Debby was like a little sister to me..she was my best friend,my rock when i needed to vent or cry,as i was for her matter what time of day or night it was,we were always there for one another no matter what..we could always count on each other to make to other smile no matter what to situation was..through good or bad..i never got the chance to tell Debby how much she meant to me and how m
Michael Meyers
the mask that michael meyers wore in halloween, whos face did they use to make that mask?? you can answer through comment or through my sb  
Do This For Me And I'll Do It For Youuuu :)
  Current mood:  amused 1.Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8. Hair (color and style): 9, Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 9. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 10. Would you walk on the beach with me? 11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 12. Do you/have you talked about me? 13. Do you think I'm a good person? 14. Would u take a nap with me? 15. Do you think I'm cute? 16. If you could change anything about me -would you? 17. Would you dance with me? 18. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My...? 1. Personality: 2. Eyes: 3. Face: 4. Hair: W0ULD Y0U... 1. G
I Have Been Tagged
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.   1- I weigh more now than I ever have in my life 230lbs   2- I like butts and I cannot lie.   3- I love Indian food.   4- I am trying to stop smoking and not just stop buying cigarettes.   5- I am quite the smart asssssth.   6- I love beer.   7- I am all butt hurt that I cannot comment on mumms!   8- I have a thing for chicks with accents I think that accents are very sexy.   9- I think Doctor Doofenshmirtz is the funniest cartoon character EVER!!!   10- I want to go to the UK and Ireland someday please.   Tagged-  Mike Hunt, Fetishist, WHore, Seamus and Kins cuz Im feeling gay tonight so I didnt choose any ladi
To keep the needle in the cutting groove.To keep the needle in the cutting groove.To keep the needle in the- Oh.Right. Duck. 375.50 minutes. 165*? or was it 175*?Either way I hit it easilly. Don't buy the hype about syphoning off the fat, or trussing and stuffing. Take out the gizzard, Season the fucker. Roast the fucker. (Spatchcock as necessary.)Let that fucker sit for at least ten minutes, and start carving. Drain the fat into a jar while its still liquid but not scalding. Pick the meat off the bone but do it half assed (you want some meat on the carcass still) and throw the carcass into a large stock pot, aromatics and herbs as you like, innards and neck as you like- I got about half a gallon of VERY thick stock doing so in just a couple hours. So... now you've got a big pile of quacker meatyum.You can put it in fried rice, (in the duck fat of course) or eat it cold in a salad, or piping hot roasted. ...but what you don't use immediately, pop it into the fridge. There's a
My Own Mo Fn Stupidity
I am having a really tough night. Last night my mouth went off without stopping to think just what the hell I was doing. I have a very very very close friend that is from the site. My ass got jealous, ugh I hate jealousy, and friggin said shit I didnt mean. I was sad cause I could share anything with this person and I hadn't spoken to them in a week. I felt like I was stupid for allowing myself to get so close to someone knowing this would happen. But right now I can't even begin to think of what not having them in my life. Having them in my life means so much to me, that I wish they knew how sorry I really am. To top it off,  have been on an estrogen patch for over a month and found out my insurance wont cover it anymore so that has really affected the way I have been handling things this past week. Yanno, I know I have issues with major depression, but when it feels like it is totally controlling you, I dont even know how to think straight. Guess thats enough..... any advice wou
Coming Soon "the Scorpion Lounge"
The Scorpion Lounge ~~~~~NOW OPEN~~~~~
New Default Pic Rules
FROM BABY J'S BLOG ...... Primary Photo / Avatar Policy Update. created @ 2009-11-25 08:36:26 Starting on Thursday, we will begin enforcing a new policy for primary photos / avatars and it will apply to everyone. This does not effect non-primary photos (i.e.: random stuff in your photo albums), only the photo that you select to be next to your name everywhere on the site. The policy will be: * no bare chests. (men, or women... duh) * no lingerie, bras, or underwarez. (DID HE SAY WAREZ?) * nothing deemed sexually suggestive, at our discretion. Any primary photos which we find in violation of the policy will be marked as NSFW (even if they wouldn't normally have been marked NSFW had they NOT been a primary photo). Repeated offenses will result in suspension and/or removal of your account (the same as if you break other rules on the site, repeatedly). We want as many people to have fun and enjoy the site as possible and quite frankly, some of you who've been abusing ou
I cant believe the thoughts so near, the moments that I knew you were here. Your life and tributes I hold so dear, but now your gone and all is left to fear. I was the one know should have been, the one who you knew would have been, but now your gone and all I know, is all of what that should have been. I hold you high upon my mind and keep you there for I am blind, Your death to me is not so weak, I am only but the meek, I swear to you, I live your life, and take before one and only wife, Its not a curse but the law, for me to seek and know it all. I don't care if I rhyme, it is only and in time that you knew me and loved me so, but for this I only show, the thought of you in my mind. I swear to you I am but true, your life to me so few have knew, but from you I give my soul, to take me out of this hole I'm the one who is dead, and your the one who had his head, now your the one with wings, and in my dreams is what I dread, For you have shown me the light, and i but seen its hol
If It Kills Me...
Well, all I really want to do is love you A kind much closer than friends use But I still can't say it after all we've been through And all I really want from you is to feel me As the feeling inside keeps building And I will find a way to you if it kills me, if it kills me Well, how long can I go on like this, wishing to kiss you Before I rightly explode And this double life I lead isn't healthy for me, in fact it makes me nervous If I get caught I could be risking it all Well, baby there's a lot that I miss in case I'm wrong All I really want to do is love you A kind much closer than friends use But I still can't say it after all we've been through Lyrics...if it kills me...Jason mraz... And all I really want from you is to feel me As the feeling inside keeps building And I will find a way to you if it kills me, if it kills me If I should be so bold, I'd ask you to hold my heart in your hand Tell you from the start how I've longed to be your man But I n
This Might Be, But I Hope Its Not.
If you are reading this, you are wondering where I am.  Let's just say that Code has taken a vacation from this alternate reality we call Fubar.  Why you ask?  Well its all very simple you see.  Last night, I was faced with alot of things all at once that literally made me ill.  I immediatly began having chest pains and I think its all due to stress.  I have enough stress in real life without packing on more unnecessary stress from a chat room and the stupid comments made by my so-called friends.  That being said, I have decided to take the next few days off and see if I feel better and then maybe I'll want to ease back into it.  No promises! For those of you lucky enough to have my YIM, please feel free to message me.  I may be on there, I may not.  I feel like this is enough information about the past few days that going over details with you is futile. I just need time to reflect and decide what is important to me and what isnt.  Its time to seperate reality from the alternate "fu
Clinically Depressed
Are you clinically depressed? If you identify with several of the following signs and symptoms, and they just won’t go away, you may be suffering from clinical depression. you can’t sleep or you sleep too much you can’t concentrate or find that previously easy tasks are now difficult you feel hopeless and helpless you can’t control your negative thoughts, no matter how much you try you have lost your appetite or you can’t stop eating you are much more irritable and short-tempered than usual you have thoughts that life is not worth living (Seek help immediately if this is the case)
My Voice Of Reason
I need a voice of reason.someone that can tell methat im making the right choicesomeone that can tell me thatthey have been in my shoessomeone that has loved and felt lost, someonethats had it all. and about toloose someone importantor what used to be importantto them.someone that has kidsthat can tell me that whati do will effect them.someone that takes whattheir kids say seriously.I need a voice of reasonfrom someone that can tell me that, i need to do whats rightfor me and my daughter.a voice that isnt telling me forselfish reasons.. but because they docare about what happens to me and what im doing with my life.Where is my voice of reason?
Rates & Luv.............
I just want to say, (and comment all you like, I don't give a fuck) I see so much "rate my family, they rock! or Rawk", (which I hate) WELL...I have rated a lot of family members...guess what????????? They DO NOT rate the little people!!!!!!!!! So I'm sorry...they don't rock!!!!!!! I've said before, I am not here for points or to level (I AM a pic comment whore, I love to get and I love to give). But MY family rocks...they rock me!!!!!!!!!!!! And the rest can welllllllll....fuck off. Sorry to be so blunt but I say what's on my mind!  When your family starts rating....then they might rock! Just sayin what's on my mind...Not that it matters to anyone but me. BUT, it gets it off my chest! Peace!
Omg!! I Have Aids!!
I mean ADHD...I cant fuckin concentrate, and it takes me hours to finish tasks. Except for taking huge dumps...those just fall out as I run to the bathroom.
So You Want My Yahoo Id?
For whatever reason, I get asked for this more than anything else. Well, I don't just hand it out to anyone who asks. I'd have too many random people messaging me and I would have no clue who they were. Or, they would probably looking for cybersex and well... I don't think so. So my most recent status is: Ok, fine. You REALLY want my yahoo ID? Well, I want a HH with Auto 11s. So there. Maybe that will help you all realize that I'm not just gonna give it to you. You say its my loss? Okay, I can live with that. You think I'm asking too much? Move on to the next girl who will just give it out. I'm here to make friends and have fun and I can chat just fine with PMs. And SB is family only and yes, it will be just as tough for you to get into my family, so please, don't ask. No, I don't want to trade pics so you can be in my family. Pissed off? Okay. Delete yourself from my friends lisr. And have a wonderful day. :D
It's Time To Cast Your Vote
Giving Comments For Nsfw,its A Tricky One To Do Right!
Whenever I rate NSFW pics its hard to not to sound like some fuckin perv,honestly we all have a lil bit of it in us honestly. Yes I like to be straight up(lol)to the point and honestly forward with my words to every picture that caught my eye! What one woman likes another doesn't, rude crude nasty naughty dirty or filthy...soft sweet sexy sensual whatever I say just please remember If I ever cross that line,let me know I'll never do it again!
I Can't Take It...
ANYMORE! I have to vent!  Our UPS guy is a PRICK! I'm a VERY nice person, I've been called adorable, lovely, sweet, personable, and DAMMIT people love me! But every time I see this guy, I say hello, he says nuthin, he throws the package near me, sometimes at my feet, or THINKS he knows where I will store the copy paper and he will bypass my desk and take it away from where I will be storing it!! I sign his little brown hand-held and say "Thank you.", just like everyone should do...silently the PRICK turns around and walks his ass out the door. U - U r a P - Prick S - Sir I'll tell ya what "Brown" can do for me...they can kiss my ass for putting up with the PRICK! Venting complete!    
Envy comes in many forms... and this is why Humans Are never Satisfied!  
True Love
The other night I met an amazing woman on here. Problem is I just couldnt come to grips of reality and tell her what I truly felt. At first I thought true love didnt exist, but now Im beginning to think otherwise.
The Vote Is In....single Moms R Sexy Too Is Motw
12/7/09 Dilbert
Lol Me On Cam I Didnt Relize It Was On
Emo Boys Sparkle..please Read And Please Explain
Vampires are supposed to be bad ass, not pussy emo sparkly faggots. What is the big fucking deal with Twilight?? Seriously. I wasnt going to watch it. But I caved and rented it. I sat down and suffered through 30 minutes of it before I tasted bile and the remains of my lunch. I ended up watching the rest of the movie in fast forward. I sat disgusted with myself and tried in vain to figure out what the big fucking deal is. Vampires are supposed to be ruthless, cunning, sensual demons from hell. Not fruity, emo, sparkly cock sucking faggots like the ones shown in Twilight... Some one please explain.. and if you are a Twilight fan and you have come to insult me, go somewhere else and slit your fucking wrists... Rent The Lost Boys.. it will change your view on Twilight real quick like..
Fukkin Moron
[01:16] liquaius: lol approproate quote *goes back to chick*[01:16] Rogue: *permanently deletes/blocks you*[01:16] *** Auto-response from liquaius: "Every facet, every department of your mind, is to be programmed by you. And unless you assume your rightful responsibility and begin to program your own mind, then the world will program it for you."[01:16] *** "liquaius (liquaius)" signed off at Wed Dec 09 01:16:46 2009.
Can I Haz
Makes wishez ... for all the loverly pplz     you can all haz Fu Poniez .....
Thinking It Over...
i can think of a number of thing'sthat i'd love to my first statment what i'm working toward's is a spritual awakeingand to me that mean's to be able to see everthing in life.and to feel happy and free and to make my life bettertowards my family.and not let any one or any man put me downagain.i am a person and a very sexy lady or at least i think i am no woman should go through life being scared of a man and to say whats on her mind a woman can't be scared.some men are week but most men are strong and would slap the shit out of you in a heart beat.take it from mr it's happen to me i was so scared for my life that i did'nt know which way to go.or where to hide i walked around with so much guilt and bruses all over me. i was a shame to go out i lost a baby at 3 months because of a man. i have never talked about this and i wanted to get it off my chest !!!!!!                                                              always sammyjo  
I Needed A Laugh
My friend sent me this clip and I laughed my ass off.  I adore this little black man and wanna put him in my pocket! Hope it makes you at least giggle.  
He's Gonna Kill Him Self
you go to far, because you're star burning bright in the night the things you do and you think its cool and so those who think its right you know its she's not your friend and you let her fuck you anyway what is it inside you that makes you want to explode ? what is it inside you you're afraid to expose ? A soft underbelly like everyone else that breaths? A feeling of something that you can't explain? I can't say much its the reason I drink but you take it way to far I think It isn't the attention , you were sucked into it like high school detention Why can't you get over yourself and see what you mean Why can't you get past it all and see you can do anything You want It's painful for me to watch you slide to escape whatever you're trying to hide why can't you just be you but why can't I be me. I know I'm setting myself up for the let down but seems these days that's whats going round I'll never be pretty like you can as you toss it away I know that I can do nothing but som
Thanks To The Mumms
Thanks to the mumms ... I now have the beatles running through my mind ....      
Bad Temper
Bad Temper The sun was screaming through the window. It was the beam that always tickled the balls of your feet and made you laugh. That sun you hoped you’d fall into when you died. She lay on the bed, naked, out of the sun, tugging nervously at her right nipple. She traced the areola, then mechanically moved her fingers to her mouth, licked them, and pinched the nipple. She pulled the nipple and rolled it between her thumb and index finger – her eyes scanning his face, her ears straining for any sounds from the closet. Her breasts were a full C, luscious and wide. The nipples were dark and potmarked. Her cleavage was unmatched. It was her triumph. She used it shamelessly; bending over in front of construction workers so that they would be driven mad, letting the top buttons of her dress pop off as she danced at the nightclub, so she could get free drinks, acting as if she didn’t notice her breasts made the most wonderful platter in the world, as she sat down in fr
Lord Abortion
"Care for a little necrophilia, hm?"I was born with a birthmark of cindersDebris cast from the stars and MotherA ring of bright slaughter, I spat in the watersOf life that ran slick from the stabwounds in HerDub Me Lord Abortion, the living deadThe bonesaw on the backseatOn this bitter night of giving headA sharp rear entry, an exit in redLump in the throat, on my come chokeThe killing joke worn thin with breathI grew up on the sluts bastard Father beat blueKeepsake cunts cut full out easing puberty through Aah! Nostalgia growsNow times nine or tenWithin this vice den called a soulDying from resurrectionI dig deep to come againThe spasm of orgasm on a roll...I live the slow serrated rapeThe bucks fizz of amyl nitrateVictims force fed their own faceTear stains upon the drapeI should compare themTo a warm Summer's dayBut to the letter, it is betterTo lichen their names to a grave Counting My years on an abacus strungWith labial rings and heartstrings undoneDub Me Lord Abortion, the liv
Manners And Fubar
I have been on Fubar since it's days as Lost Cherry way back in 2006. I have seen alot of people come and go over the last 3 years. As the site has changed so have the people on the site. What used to be fun now at times more of a pain then fun. There are still a lot of great people on the site but if someone buys you  a drink return the favor if someone gives you fu-bucks say thank you. Manners are still important in today's world. Too many people feel like just cause your online manners don't matter. From the guys begging to see ladies NSFW pics think about if that was your sister if you have one or mother. Show respect to get respect. A friend once told me people forget there is another human being on the other end the pc your on with real feelings. Now I know you can't hit and rate everyone everyday. But just remember manners are still relevant in this crazy online world we live in.
Eat Shit......and Live
The world of modern medicine never ceases to amaze. The latest high tech treatment for a potentially lethal infection.....a faecal transplant. Or in plain English......a shit sandwich. All will be explained below. Clostridium difficile (C diff) is a bacteria normally found in the colon in very small amounts or not at all. The colon is normally packed full of "good" bacteria that crowd out nasties like C diff and stop it growing out of control. If C diff does take over, it causes severe diarrhoea. It can also cause a very serious condition called pseudomembranous colitis. There are several deaths every year from C diff. C diff is normally linked to antibiotic use. Antibiotics wipe out the "good" bacteria and allow C diff to multiply. So it often affects already ill people. Conventional treatments for C diff are metronidazole and vancomycin. Vancomycin can also be delivered into the colon directly via a catheter passed through the rectum. In some cases, even these treatments fail. The
A Venting
For years i have started various projects to try to help employ ppl so they could make an income while spending time on the net instead of wasting it away on foolish things like watching crappy Youtube videos  and twittering about how bad their last fart stunk so it will show up on all their frenz iphones. Its all just a huge waste of time.This year has been a big lesson for me. and i realize I can only depend on myself when it comes to reliable people on the net. All of my projects have come crashing down in failure because no one has the passion enough in the hearts to believe in anything anymore. This is why i am single and will remain so, and as well why U spend all your money on the net instead of MAKING IT. Youre all are too busy striving for glory while doing little to nothing to truly earn it through diligence and hard work.....and THAT quite frankly disgusts me. Ask yourself, how has your life changed since you started using the web? Most of you will probably say nothing, and
C51 Is A Nerd!
Asinine Surveys-perpetuated
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you? It wasnt exactly a bed. Call me unconventional.Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason? I have chronic chalazia.  If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass? I would milk his prostate, after donning a life size glad bag of course. Has anyone ever promised you forever? Yea, thats kinda part of the ceremony. Do you get high? No Something bothering you? The loom of mortality. Has someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else? Yes and no. They told me. But they went on to "find themself". What made you happy this weekend? An unexpected gift, at an
Stolen From Kins
layer one. Spell your name with bands/artists M- Manfred Mann I- Iron Maiden S- System of a down T- Tony Toni Tone Y- Yardbirds layer two. - name: Misty - birth date: 10-10-1980 - nicknames: Mistery,Mayhem, Mit - current location: my bedroom - eye color: brown - hair color: Black with a lil grey :( - righty or lefty: Righty - best friend[s]: Toni layer three. - the shoes you wore today: none - your perfect pizza: Lotsa cheese, mushroom,spinach,garlic sauce - the last time you cried: Two days ago bleh layer four. - your best physical feature: Eyes - most missed memory: I dont miss my memories cos theyre in my brain duh layer five. - pepsi or coke: Coke zero - mcdonald's or burger king: no fastfood fer me - adidas or nike: converse - lipton ice tea or nestea: Tazo - chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla - cappuccino or coffee: Coffee layer six. - curse: Who me? no fucking way. - do you sing: Im singing some kajagoogoo right now. Sounds terribad - take a shower everyday: Yes -
Yes, I Am Ranting On The Same Person
I am ranting ... cause I have had it with one particular person.  So mind the spelling mistakes and the punctation problems cause there will be a few a suppose. Where do you get the fuck off ... have you ever just thought before you say a damn thing.  You claim people hate you and you do nothing and call other names .... OMFG you have seriously lost your everlovingfuckingmind.  Grow the fuck up and realize you said you wanted to leave fubar and all you have to do is click the link in  the email.  You are refusing and still holding on to something,  If you want to hang around and be a cunt then fucking stay already and take the tongue lashing that is coming to you.  Which is on a dailly damn basis because you start the same fucking shit over and over, you can't let it go .... Get over yourself ... I have sat and thought through things, yes to me you were/are a nice person ... others you have trouble with but that is between you and them.  BUT the one thing I will not do is sit
Cussses A Streak!!!
I want my motherfukn status back so I can haz the funz to!! all ya'll with statuz ... YOU SUKZ .... you all MEANIE PANTS!!!! **kicks the fucking damn dirt** muther*(&#(^$%*@^$)%*&)@*#)@&%$(^@(#*&^*&@T^#_@*#&@(*#^*&@^#
Starting Lineup.
I wish the weather would make up its effin mind!for lord sakes. Tis going to be a rather eventful day,I will be leaving in a few to take my midgets in for their vaccine and mine as well. I hate needles!!welp,the ones with meds in em that make my arm numb..then sore and brused.Of course im more concerned with my little ones..specially the boys.Char is a trooper and I know will be fine..Jules im hoping doesnt hide under the desk again and be in need of being held down by two nurses and a doctor to get it done.Saiah only cries.(ONLY,ARG!) I get to bite my lip and play the superwoman role.which if god is on my side I will do.Gotta be strong for the midgets and all, least thats what im telling myself:S The candy cane fudge I made, never did set.I cant make fudge to save my life! I think I might try one more time then if it fails..throw in the towel. Cookies are finished,cheesecake truffles are done and packed up in the freezer till they are boxed and handed out. God I smell like a cho
Lips Of Lust
  Your lips of lust Are burning their way down My ever hotter bodyMy blood starts to boilI hiss and think I see steamYou lips keep goingLike a game of fire and iceYour lips cause an infernoMy body heats to this simple caressYour lips sear my fleshI moan with feverish lust I beg you to stoke my fireYou grin evillyIgnoring my lewd pleasAs your lips dance passionately downward
A History Lesson In Metal
I will state right off that a lot of this is being cited from Wikipedia, always a reliable source, I know. But from what I already know from personal knowledge on the subject, most of what  I've read there seems to be spot on.   Subject 1: History of Metal Metal grew out of the late 60's and early 70's hard rock and psychedelic rock. Featuring bands such as Led Zepplin, Deep Purple, and Black Sabbath, The latter being considered the originators of actual Heavy Metal due to the lower tone of the guitars, heavier beats, and dark, brooding lyrics for the most part. Interesting note: They achieved their unique sound due to Tommy Iommi having severed the tips of his first three fingers on his right hand days before the band officially started touring. He has finger tips taped in place, but the strings had to be loosened a bit so he could still press them down, thus producing the lower tone. In the mid and late 70's bands such as Judas Priest and Motorhead added to the sound with a diff
Metallica Violin Solo
Fubar Dram And Trying To Get Me To Delte Fubar No One Wants To Help Ior Step In 215 Deaths
RWP] "Doc" th...: Ok folks.... As much as I hate to admit it, "I've" had enough! I will not stoop to pointing fingers, making accusations, or nym calling. I'll simply state that I don't care for Drama, manipulation, and out right deception & lies!!! Plz do not ask for further explaination as one will not follow (to ANYONE!). I am a simply a county boy that apparently is not qualified to swim with certain sharks. Suffice it to say that I have enjoyed all of your company and comradery. I wish each of you the very best & hope to see ya around. Best wishes to you all & hope you "all" have a wonderful holiday!!! Take care...."Doc" the "Clea... has just hit-listed you for a bounty of $22,860,0003 mins ago"Doc" the "Clea... has just hit-listed you for a bounty of $22,859,00019 mins ago"Doc" the "Clea... has just hit-listed you for a bounty of $22,852,00012 hrs ago"Doc" the "Clea... has just hit-listed you for a bounty of $22,852,00013 hrs agoCARMELLA CORLEONE has just hit-listed you for a bou
Girlfriend? I Don't Think So!
I totally didn't think I'd have this problem... 5 or 6 guys in one week. Now I'm gonna blog about it because I think its annoying BS. So, boys, do you really think I will jump at the chance to be your girlfriend because you were so kind to send me a one line message asking me to be your girlfriend???? How crazy are you??? And why in the world would you think any sane woman would ever say yes? I think its very sad that there are some very lonely men on here that think any woman here would love to date them. You obviously aren't getting the hint and I am learning that no matter what I say or do, you are too stupid to get it through your head. But I'll try anyway... you're a loser. Why are you looking on here for a girlfriend? You don't even try to get to know me or anything. Just see my picture and boom! I get a PM asking me to be yours. Um... you live far away. You're weird. And I don't need to date a man I've never met anyway, Get a life.
Blame Gallo
I was bar-tab stalking and something Gallo said in his reminded me of this joke: A man was loloking for the perfect gift for his wife for Christmas. He wound up in a pet store and saw a parrot with a sign: "Parrot - $150.00 Sings Xmas Carols!" This seemed almost perfect, so he asked about the parrot. The store owner said, "His name is Chet. and yes, he sings Christmas songs. Watch!" He pulled out a lighter, lit it and held it under the parrot's left foot. The parrot moved his foot and started squawking - then began to sing, "Jingle Bells". "That's amazing!" said the man. "Wait!" said the store owner. He relit the lighter and held it under the parrot's right foot. Same reaction, except the song was "Deck the Halls". "I'll take him!" said the man. He got the bird home, and, because it would be hard to hide, he gave it to his wife. She was thrilled! Then he demonstrated the bird's unique trick, and she was doubly excited! She got curious, though, and hel's d it between the birdlegs.
Click It. Dammit.
This is what happens when I get bored. UPDATES! First reply, which I believe to be SPAM: "whats up i saw your ad on CL. I was hoping you might want to chat. AOL - cheer chikXXXX" Reply #2: More SPAM "whats up my roommate is gone for the holidaysi saw you're post. my AIM name is PurdyBirdieXXXXi'm just bored and sitting aroundi'm using my roommie's email... hers was open. haMandy :)" Third Reply, more SPAM, but with a picture: "Hello there, just came across your ad and thought I should send you an email My name is Sandra, I just recently moved to Tampa and im loving it so far. Im 23, have brown hair, green eyes and im kinda short 5'4 . I will attach a photo for you and then you send me a photo ok?Hope to hear from you :)" Real REPLY! "...what kind of paint would you want to use?" MY RESPONSE: "I'm not sure. I don't suppose any paint cans include the phrase "Gentle on Scrotums." ANOTHER REAL REPLY! " this has to
Pre- Face
VERSE1: lee yells let all trash be sorted! and be placed in the right vestibule and jeffers yells true dat foo! VERSE2: Trash that yees to be sorted will be made "holy" and placed on thine galley floor. VERSE3: lee shouts to thine people above if you do not obey these rules thine coppers will be filled with rubish and jeffers states "yup". VERSE4: if thy refuselet it be known that we will strickey you from the depths of below with moldy cabbadge, rotten celery, and other unholy products found on the refer decks. VERSE5: if thine personal misconstrive with the trashroom dwellers of the deep thine sheets and blankets will become one with due thanks of the cpo. VERSE6: if all who readeth these adendums of a know stated nature, and rightously becomes disobedient to them, ye shall be smitten with trash refused guilt. and that sayeth man and men promulgated before thee"lee and "holy" of holies" jeffers" shall then smote ye. with foulness and its sfore mentioned bindings (warner 1-23:55
layer one:Spell your name with bands/artistsS - Snow PatrolT - The Tragically HipE - EelsV - Van HalenE - Electric Light Orchestralayer two:- name: Steve, duh!- birth date: 24 May. Gemini- nicknames: Spike, Spiker, Hey you!- current location: The Great White North- eye color: Kaleidescope - mostly blue- hair color: Brown- righty or lefty: Righty  - best friend[s]: all over the worldlayer three:- the shoes you wore today: My favourite chukka boots- your perfect pizza: roasted vegetables and pesto- the last time you cried: Tuesday, but it was dark so no one noticed.layer four:- your best physical feature: left ear- most missed memory: it's missing so how can I remember?  WTF?layer five:- pepsi or coke: no thanks.- mcdonald's or burger king: no thanks.- adidas or nike: adidas- lipton ice tea or nestea: proper tea, brewed in a pot.- chocolate or vanilla: meh- cappuccino or coffee: proper tea, brewed in a pot.layer six:- curse: bollocks!- do you sing: yes, lots.- take a shower everyday: yep
Santa Sex
Santa Sex I have the best girlfiend in the world.I came home and found her waiting for me in bed.Not only waiting for me but in red lingerie with white fur trimming.Yay santa has come to town and brought me exactly what I wanted for christmasA beautiful girl wrapped in tinsle in my very own bed.Yay for spontaniety, yay for the holidays.I just jumped into bed as fast as I could to unwrap my presentKissing those lushes breastPressing against that beautiful bodyRunning my fingers threw that beautiful hairTearing that fur and red cloth off of her delicious bodyKissing those sweet and tender lipsWraping our tounges together greco roman styleEye to eyeChest to juicy chestHip to curvacious hipThat room caught fire with the heat and passion between us that nightSinking into one anotherFalling into eachothers bodiesThe sweet sweat of each other interminglingThe entanglement of limbsThe ripping and shredding of clothesThe labored breathing, slumped into one anothers arms after the most cosmic
Christmas Shopping.....the Sequel
Spirit? There is supposed to be spirit this time of year? who the HELL told anyone such crap? 'Tis ridiculous people expect spirit out of everyone while Santa is too busy buying friggin ravioli at WalMart to bother making tinker toys and such for the wide eyed, loud and whining little *chokes* angels stampeding through the stores like little goblins going to war. I saw him....he looked away ashamed. He knew. And where the hell are the parental figures during all of this? I wanted to barricade their little ankle biting asses with the fruitcakes in the produce section so I could shop in peace while they shot squash torpedoes and tomato bombs at each other, but I opted to take the higher road, and the direction with less negative consequences, to get the fuck out of dodge while I still held on to that tiniest shred of compassion I'd managed to salvage after stepping foot into that pit of pure evil. *breathes* That is my rant..I believe I may be able to finish my shopping tomorrow with mi
Stuning Conversation
 stunning mobile phone conversation overheard on sky train , so feisty! Morning, on board sky train Siam Center station, quite crowded, rush hour, but not unbearably jammed. A girl with long straight hair stood next to me. [She had] a bob with bangs that were slightly slanted. [She was] dressed stylishly, a bit sexy but also a bit cute. How do I put it? Black, ordinary black t-shirt, but with a large collar, inconspicuous in the front but a large portion of her back was exposed. Tan, smooth skin, jean shorts, tan legs, a pair of white sneakers, long black socks that comes up to the knees like a school girl. She didn’t have a bag, just one hand hooked onto her belt, the other holding onto a pole. Yes, yes, you all want to ask me why I observed her so closely. Her phone conversation later made me feel that she is just too interesting. Extremely interesting. I’m a girl and I feel that she has personality, what she said was extremely feisty At first, I didn’t notice he
Merry Christmas
and happy alcohol..... *rolls over and goes back to bed* it's too early....  *pulls the covers over my head* goodnight folks wake me next year   
I got to say one thing... Well more than one thing..but it all gos together. I am so freakin tired of people bitchin when I don't have time to talk to them..of people saying I am snobbin them..etc. 1:  I do not live on here I can not ignore you if I am only on here a few minutes lately. If you got a problem with me..tell me .. not go telling someone else about it. I ainm tired people thinking that they bought ya a bling..or gift in the past..that you owe them. I have blinged back also..and done stuff to help my friends. If you think I owe you..then just delete me because I do not need friends like that. I never asked you to buy me stuff..that is your choice. I am sorry again..if you feel I ignore you. It is the holidays ..and time to spend with family.  I will not be on here much. I will also not be on much next month due to my surgery. So.. anyways.. anyone got a problem with me.. you can bad mouth me here or in a box.. but don't be a backstabber. If you think I owe you.. jus
Crazy Alert
1.Who annoys you? A lot of people, mostly ones I work with.   2. Who is the most fun person you know? Shawna   3. Who is your enemy? The rest of the world.   4. Who can you trust. I don't   5. Who of all your friends can you tell anything too. No one knows everything about me. Everyone just has bits and pieces tht I want them to know. Jeffe knows the most.   6. Your best friend? Jeffe   7. Last person to make you laugh? Emanon on here... Nate in RL   8. Who is the funniest person you know? Shawna or Jeffe, toss up.  
This past Saturday night I went to bed forgetting to close my Fubar account . Unfortunately for me , when my 20 year old son got off work  , he took it a upon himself to rate some profiles . So if anyone was rated anything less than a 10 , I sincerely apologize . As it stands now I have already suffered attacks on my name and account . I do not wish to reciprocate any hostilities . So if you do not like me or the way I look please block me. Thank You
Check this shit out... So I kindly went and rated him an 11, and left a thank you comment :) This was his reply... Read the other comments on his page... WTF? Really? Doug@ fubar
Seriously WTF??     hey sexy your hot and would love to be there with you. I have a webcam and could have some fun if you like through msn or yahoo so just add me. msn= brencass** yahoo=thebigguy_y2** Also i hope you like all 61 off my nsfw pictures which you can see once accepted friends request Please rate and comment.
Well Now...
I am not proud of myself for a lot of things. Especially lately, the past six months. Secrets that I wish I could share, but can't. I haven't quite yet gone into hating myself but am pretty close. Time for change, and heading there but slowly. What a journey life is...I learn more and more about myself and lately it's not always for the better lol. Time to really sink back into all the stuff I used to love doing. Painting, trying new things, reading...studying, skating, toboganning(sp?) and much more. I will learn to love myself in whatever way I can achieve that. That is just one goal. The rest I can't say either because...well, I just cant For the little I do have, I am grateful. Right now, that and my kids are what I have to motivate me so it's about time I get off my ass and start living! Wish me luck!
Auction - Ticker & Pimp Out
Happy New Year
Genuinely wish all  you guys the best for the New Year.  Party safe tonight, and go into 2010 with a song in your heart and a spring in your step and all that shit.  Be lucky. kins x
My New Year's Resolutions
In 2010 I will... 1.) I'll not give my heart away unless I get a heart in return 2.) I'll do my yoga at least 5 days a week 3.) I'll not be afraid to love again 4.) I'll finish the new house and get moved!!! 5.) I'll let go of the past so I can have a future 6.) I'll do at least 4 fund raisers for a cause 7.) I'll remember how hard it is to be a teenager and give my son a break 8.) I'll cry less... and laugh more 9.) I'll remember to tell my family and friends that I love them OFTEN (h) 10.) I'll remember the good things and let go of the bad things. 11.) I'll accept how things are now even if I don't like it and can't change it.
Masters Lover
        Master was asleep and he likes it when I wake him up with my mouth but I woke up late and still had not gotten anything done like I am expected to do. I was afraid because I had 10 minutes before the alarm clock went off.  I got up and ran to the kitchen and start the coffee and getting the stuff ready for breakfast.  I then run back into the room to see how much time I had left. I only had 5 minutes so I ran into the bathroom got ready and then before the alarm clock went off I pop him in my mouth like a good slave.          “Good slave, I was wondering if you would make it before the clock went off.”        I went wide eye and just kept sucking and licking not looking into Masters eyes. I don’t stop until he pushes me off and makes me get on my hands and knees so he can use my ass like he likes to do. I love it when he pulls my hair and ponds into me making me scream as he does. I reach back to hold my cheeks so he can choke me and pull my hair harder.  Sh
Hottest Fuchick/fuguy Contest @ Dangerzone
Hottest FuChick/FuGuy Contest!!!@ DangerZone *CLICK MY PIC to visit DANGERZONE* Sexy Cam Girls & KickAss DJ'sDangerZone-The Place Your Parents Told You To STAY AWAY From!!!
Neo-Luddism---   The definition of this word is very interesting.  If you're not sure, look it up on Wikipedia.  Read up on it.  Technology changes a lot of things, and has very moral, ethical, and social implications.  Step back and think about it.  People count on machines for everything, from simple math to saving and keeping a heart beating.  But one must ask, how do you know when you have stepped over the lines?  Like keeping a person alive on a ventilator and artificial heart, but what is that person's quality of life like?  Not very good being in a vegetative state.   People can't venture out of the house without checking their friends FB status'.  The government is now tracking criminals and invading people's privacy on that site.  Just something to think about a bit....  
"probably The Funniest Cat Video You'll Ever See!!!"
I always like to see how others view things in life. So my question to you all is....from your angle What is Love?? and What does it mean to you?
twisted and turned  not sure which way is up anymore  grasping for air  and taking a breath of blood the metallic scent of my own  As it drips from the hole in my chest  that i created with my own hands  as i gripped my ribs and broke em apart  tearing at my heart to remove it flinging it at your feet as the sparkle in my eyes died out.. Ive given you my all  was it enough? my last thought is
So we pushed up the wedding date, for one reason or another...   We're getting married in exactly 30 days   Now I'm freakin out! Not freakin out like I wanna back out freakin out, freakin out like, holy shit i'm gettin married freakin out!!!     HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!       Someone bring me a xanax! 
Out With The Old... In With The New
Where can i start with this one.. We all can relate. Good times..bad times. Economy has sucked the US are few and far between, you're lucky if you can even get a interview and pray to GOD you'll get a call back for a second interview. If you still have a job, you pray even harder that you don't get laid off. Personally, for me life has thrown me a monkey wrench after monkey wrench this past year. From trying as hard as i can to obtain employment, dealing with my own health issues, to having my teenage son dignosed with a heart condition known as Marfan's Syndrome. Ethan, my son is a very intelligent, strong willed young man who even at 15, surprises me every day. And like every teenager he has his moments where he likes to use the phrase "I know" lmao .. I think that's a parents' worse thing to hear because no they really don't know.. Even as an adult myself.. I don't always know everything. Sometimes, i really don't have all the answers. lol. But, there is a silver lini
Pot Shrinks Tumors; Government Knew In '74 (repost)
In 1974 researchers learned that THC, the active chemical in marijuana, shrank or destroyed brain tumors in test mice. But the DEA quickly shut down the study and destroyed its results, which were never replicated -- until now. The term medical marijuana took on dramatic new meaning in February, 2000 when researchers in Madrid announced they had destroyed incurable brain tumors in rats by injecting them with THC, the active ingredient in cannabis.The Madrid study marks only the second time that THC has been administered to tumor-bearing animals; the first was a Virginia investigation 26 years ago. In both studies, the THC shrank or destroyed tumors in a majority of the test subjects.Most Americans don't know anything about the Madrid discovery. Virtually no major U.S. newspapers carried the story, which ran only once on the AP and UPI news wires, on Feb. 29, 2000.The ominous part is that this isn't the first time scientists have discovered that THC shrinks tumors. In 1974 researchers
They Belive Brittney Murphy Died From Swine Flu Shot ...i Wonder If Same Happen To ...jimmy Sullivan Aka The Rev...
The day before Brittany Murphy died, she had received a swine flu shot, That makes sense...... Cardiac arrest is exactly what happened to other people who died from swine flu vaccine poisoning. 32-year-old ladies don't just die from natural causes. Swine flu vaccine gives the best explanation to why Brittany Murphy passed away. Presently, the number of cases of swine flu symptoms are declining, but swine flu vaccine deaths are on the rise. i wonder if same happen to ...Jimmy Sullivan aka the rev...
Keep Your Cats Indoors, Cats Are Found To Pick Up H1n1 /swineflu Easily And Carry It
Keep Your cats indoors, Cats are found to pick up H1N1 /swineflu easily and carry it
Tasting the tearsThat run down the gutter two teeth makeTears in routeRunning a groove in your cheekWaterfalls leave smooth rocksWhen the river dries upYou can determine where a river once wasJust by examining rocksYour face never forgets a cryLike trace remnants of acid in your spineThe erosion cries causeMake whiskers prematurely sprout in menAnd in womenHomogenize complexionDiluting pigmentUntil the whole face is washed with a slight mascara tintYour face never forgets a cryLike trace remnants of acid in your spine - 'Waterfalls' by Why?
Modern Warfare 2 And Heartbreak
Okay, This is more or less of a rant... A few weeks ago, I was playing Modern Warfare 2 and in a match I came across a female gamer (NO she's not on GTP so you ladies are safe). Of course, I am joking with her back and forth between matches since she was on the other team, and eventually I got a friend request. I accepted it thinking no harm no foul....   The next day, I invite her in to play with the rest of my clan. She was respectful and cool with all of us, and we decided to let her in the clan. We would game daily and so forth, and eventually she started playinig with us more often, and then back and forth she would message me on XBL asking me for invites and all.   As time passed on, we decided to exchange Yahoo ID's. She finally saw what I looked like, and told me she was attracted to me. I was flattered, since I saw what she looked like and I was attracted to her too. Eventually we exchanged phone numbers and all, and we would talk on almost a daily basis outside the clan.
Thanks For The Star Cart Peacey
from: Peacey Belize subject: this might not work   received: 01/8/2010 07:04 pm replied: 01/8/2010 07:35 pm    block this member    Flag as spam   Birth Date: 2/19/1963, Time: 8:36 PM. Country: USA, State or Region: California, Location: La Mesa. Geographic Coordinates 32.46 N, 117.03 W, Time Zone = Pacific Standard, Special Code = Standard Time. GMT Difference = 8:00. House Method is Placidus.BIRTH HOROSCOPE FOR ISKHAIMOS YOUR OUTLOOK:Your Ascendant is Libra.Your charm is your key to the inner circles of beautiful people who exude refinement and dignity. You feel lost when alone. You need excitement in love.ASPECTS (or Angles to Other Planets):Your Ascendant is Squared to Moon.You are unable to project your emotions in a useful posi

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