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i have to find a way to fight WebSense at work, Gdamn cockblockin program. WTF
I Got Pimped :d
EVERYONE MEET J-ROXX!! This LOVELY woman is in a CATFIGHT!!! Now before u perverts get all excited, LOL, she is in a race to GODMOTHER with another female, and J-ROXX DESERVES TO WIN!!!! PLEASE GO SHOW THIS WOMAN SOME LOVE!! RATE HER, FAN HER, ADD HER, RATE HER PICS AND STASH, AND SHOW HER REPEATED LOVE TIL SHE MAKES GODMOTHER!!!! CLICK HERE!!! This Pimpout brought to you by ☆FTW☆@ fubar
My Only Love
The gold band you placed on my hand the day that we wed. Told me that you would love me and be my man. You swore you would stand by me death us do part. You kept that promise with, all of your heart. The hands of time change, and so must we. We both on this will have to agree. The years have flown like the wings of a dove. You still are and always be My only love by Sandy 2/27/08
Tagged... 10 Random Things About Me
I was Tagged by Mistress of Wolves a while back, and she reminded me that I promised I would do this - BLEAH... I need to watch what I promise to do. I'm supposed to list 10 Random things about myself. I'm not going to Tag anyone else, though. =================================== 1) I am named after my great-grandfather, one of the three founding members of the US Army Dental Corps. (He also created a dental chewing gum which became Dentyne). 2) My family is originally from Wales, England, a village called Morganton. (My parents are from southwest Virginia, and I was born and raised in East Tennessee, near the foothills of the Smoky Mountains). 3) I began acting in local theater at the age of 5 at the Carousel Theatre, in "The Emperor's New Clothes". (I performed in a least one play each year all the way through High School). 4) I was voted "Most Likely to Marry a Frisbee" by my High School Senior Class. (This has yet to occur). 5) I had my first date my Freshman Year a
You
You always seem to be there when I need you. Even though, at times, I could just about throw everything out the window, you are always there to stop me before I do. But why? Why do you always wait until I am low to show? Why cant you be there for the highs too? I want to be there for you too. All you have to do is let me know, dont be so closed up in yourself, share with me. Song lyrics | What If We Could lyrics
I Get It
I get it! I get it! I see now that noone likes me rambling on about normal stuff. If I'm not blogging about me getting raped, stalk, blackmailed, or tortured - real or dreams - then the views and comments drop off big time. Guess it something about the use and abuse of my little body that turns you guys on. HEY no problem, IT FUCKING TURNS ME ON EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY. Normal life is like normal sex.....boring and depressing. I send every minute of every day trying to figure out who'd force themselves on me? Who would cuff me up the tightest. Who HURT ME THE MOST? When I go out with friends. I look for the guy who I think has ghb, special k, liquid x with him so he can spike a girl's drink, or the guy who won't take no for answer no matter what he had to do. Hey that girl might as well be me. OH, YEAH AND ONCE I THINK SOMEONE MATCH EXTREME ENOUGH I TEASE THE FUCK OUT OF HIM. A lot of time I haven't even talked to him. Bad thing is guys its like when you see the
Happy Hump Day
It's Hump Day...here's a few thoughts for the day.... Video Pick of the Day: Nth degree video by "MORNINGWOOD" Song of the Day: "I'VE GOT FIVE ON IT" by Luniz Animal of the Day: Camel...."ONE HUMP OR TWO?" Fruit of the Day: "Bananas" Words of Wisdom for the Day: Happiness is.....a wet PUSSY! RISE above the rest! Happy Hump Day!!!!
Will You?
Do you my dear friends, know what is my worst fear? That the people i love will somehow forget me, that they will never remember me. Forgetting is worse than hate! But i suppose i will be forgotten by the people i love so in the end... as Traja's lyrics say.... Put all your angels on the edge Keep all the roses, I'm not dead I left a thorn under your bed I'm never gone Go tell the world I'm still around I didn't fly, I'm coming down you are the wind, the only sound Whisper to my heart when hope is torn apart and no one can save you I walk alone Every step I take I walk alone My winter storm Holding me awake It's never gone When I walk alone Go back to sleep forever more Far from your fools and lock the door They're all around and they'll make sure You don't have to see What I turned out to be no one can help you I walk alone Every step I take I walk alone My winter storm Holding me awake It's never gone When I walk alone Waiting
My Friends/fans
I realized I dont know 3/4ths of my friends/fans on here, usually I just accept all of them in bulk and thats then end of it. So I just wanted to say thanks for being my friend/fan. Make sure you stop by and say hi more often! XOXOXOXO Shawna
L.u.v. Club Change
DEAR MEMBERS & FRIENDS; I AM STEPPING DOWN DUE TO A FULL WORKLOAD & MY VERY CAPABLE WONDERFUL PARTNER THERESA WILL BE TAKING OVER THE CLUB. PLEASE SHOW HER THE RESPECT & LOVE YOU ALL SHOWED ME. I WILL BE MAKING APPEARANCES FROM TIME TO TIME. PLEASE CONTINUE TO RATE EACH OTHER & SHOW ALL THE LOVE YOU CAN!!! HAVE FUN & GOD BLESS YOU ALL!! LOVE YOU ALL ~PETE~
Strong Enough ??????
If things could not get worse for me with my mom passing only 2 weeks ago. I got a phone call today that one of my sisters passed away lastnight. I am still sitting in shock over both. Wondering what is going to happen next. I cant help but wonder why this is happening to me and so close together. Is this some kind of test for me? To see how strong I am ? To see how my faith is in God ? I sure dont know or understand. The only thing I am getting out of this is ........ Keep your loved ones close friends, family whatever they maybe. NEVER take anyone for granet ! ! ! ! ! Dont EVER put off telling your loved ones how you feel about them. As I am learning you never know when you will lose someone. And never have the chance to tell them how you feel about them. Unspoken words are hard to swallow after its to late. There are many things I would love to say to my sister right now. Things she never knew. Now I have to deal with the fact she left this
Wow Interesting
Wow... It has been an interesting past few weeks! But the reason for this blog is to b*tch! I now see who cares and who doesn't. I will be leaving this site soon! More than likely next month when my VIP is up. I want to thank those people who actually care and check in on me once in a while. It is interesting to see who shows that they care when I am not on everyday now. There are about 4 people who actually show they care. To those that don't... don't expect me to keep in touch! Mira... you are one of the best friends I could ask for! I love you to death... and you too Dave! You are an amazing man and I am so glad that I "met" you on here! Jesse... I love the random texts :) and that I can count on you being there! Love ya chickie! Ruby... you have been there for over a year and I am so thankful to know you! You are one of my best friends and I love ya! Restrictive, I am so glad that you are back and that we have kept in touch since you left here... and then came back! Sorry I am not
The Freak Show!
BECOME PART OF THE... Not just any old cruise or train ride! If you fancy yourself a freak then come be a part of our show! Holla at: THE ORIGINAL SUPER "FREAK": Freak@ fubar or THE UNDERCOVER FREAK: ~PebblesinAZ~READ MY BLOGS~ OwN3d by Emanon! XOXO@ fubar STEP RIGHT UP! xoxo
Shawna's New Job
My secretary buzzed the intercom to tell me that my interview had arrived. Sara was efficient and I knew she had her fill out the required paperwork and had already asked her a few questions about her background. Moments later she came into my office to offer her observations. The woman was very nice and pleasant, she had manners, and she was more mature than others her age I had interviewed. Sara was known to be harsh so I had to see who had warranted such a glowing report. Reading her resume, her name was Shawna and she had the right credentials for the position, but many people looked good on paper, the real test was in the hot seat. I had nicknamed my office chairs that some time ago; many had crashed and burned in those chairs. I buzzed for Sara to allow Shawna in. When she walked into the room I noticed her smile and eyes. The eyes looked green, and the smile was warm. She had worn a red wrap blouse, and a black skirt, panty hose and modest high heels, and a leather case ro
Chivalry Is Dead
Chivalry is dead. My armor that once shined, is now in rust and tatters. You don't need people like me in your life, because it's easier for you to open the car door, than waiting for me to do it for you. Chivalry is dead. The manners instilled in me died along with it, and were replaced by the numb and cold caused by the bitterness of being alone. You wanted nothing to do with the old me, so I can do nothing but conform to the swine that you are accustomed to. Chivalry is dead. Was it actually alive in the first place? I look back in retrospect, and close the book on the fairy tale with no happy ending. It's up to me to end it, and while I'm doing it I should write a more logical ending. Chivalry is dead. My heart that once was soft and compassionate feels absolutely nothing. No more flowers. No more candy. No more Mr. Nice Guy, because along with chivalry the nice guy died along with it as well. The dazzle in distress does not require noble acts from the likes of me. Sh
Pics Of Her Boo Boos
just a few pics... would of uploaded in my photos but dont have my VIP anymore...
"ever Lasting Love"
To someone Special, in my life Thanks for sharing ur story with me. I shall remember you,my love as long as I am here,and life still holds a memory of any yesteryear as long as there is a breath in me and vision in my mind of all we had together once and all we left behind your laughter in the morning when the sun was on the street the gentle silence in the dusk when shadows touched our feet the song that echoed softly in the words of every verse. When we agreed to share our lives for better or for worse. I shall remember you, my love for all the wondrous past. And I shall love you faithfully how ever long I last.
Scrapper's New Mumm Policy. 2008-01-30 11:48:51
"Many of you email me day in and day out about your MuMMs. I could spend all day turning back on MuMMs only for you to abuse them and loose them in an hour. Everyone MuMMs are a privilege. If you get them turned off, you are still able to make Friends MuMMs. Once a month we will turn everyone back on. If you have lost your everyone mumms, you will have to be patient and wait until that day. I will not respond to any email about MuMMs. Please read: MUMM Guidelines MUMM stands for Make Up My Mind. It is designed to be a platform to allow you to pose a question that has an A and B option. MUMMs are NOT designed to promote yourself or anyone else, gain points, advertise an event or commercialized product, or promote racism, bigotry, hatred, or physical harm against any group or individual. MUMMs must also NOT contain inappropriate conduct, phone numbers and contact information, nudity, violence, or offensive subject matter, nor can it provide links to adult websites. Any use
Gun Control
Ahh, here we go, the ever so fun topic of gun control laws. There are always people quick to point out that if there were no guns in the hands of civilians then there would be less crimes committed. Less crimes involving assault and homicide in any case. This is coming out even more everytime some low life decides to take weapons onto campus or to a place of work. Fortunantly for the gene pool these people usually either die by their own hands or by law enforment officers. Austalians were forced to give up 640,381 personal firearms. These included .22 rimfires that were semi-automatics. One year later here are some results on how their excellent system has worked so far: Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2% Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6% Australia-wide, armed-robberies are up 44% (yes, FORTY-FOUR PERCENT) In the state of Victoria, homicides-with-firearms are up 300% Figures over the previous 25 years show a steady decrease in homicides-with-firearms (chang
I Need Photo Comments - Help Pls
Hey Im in a giveaway for to get my own happy hour . I need to get 50,000 comments in 2 weeks . it runs from feb29 till march 13th. Please go to the nice ladys profile first and rate , fan & add her - she will also do the same . heres the link to my page and heres the link to the hosts page *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#26*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar thank you all so much .
9 Wordswomen Use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and w
Tag Your It
Well well well Mark and Blake are out of town with their parents...... What do you think I should do tonight and what should I wear. There is a party at a private residents just outside of downtown. Suppose to be 3 dj's and tons of party favors. I know at least 5 people going......they are very very nice so at least they won't be my evil entertainment for the night. Some one else from the party might. Second is a partying in a barn out south of town. Middle of no where. One of the promoters wants me to go and cage dance all weekend. Usually that means the promoters are going to drug me out of my head and let the headliner DJ and his crew have me. Actually with this group you can bet on it and the headliner is probably from Germany. The promoter won't tell me who was spinning much less who was the headliner. Mark said I have to do one or both.......have no idea how i'd pull that off. Thoughts???
I Believe.............
I believe - That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - That you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe - That either you control your attitude or it controls you.
Self Love
If the world would love itself a better world this would be,when a woman loves her self a stronger woman is she,when a man loves his self we all live in better harmony.
I Am A Biker
I am a Biker By: Deborah A. Boyd I start my day as anyone would Coffee, soda and breakfast if I could I go to work and slave all day To feed my family in every way So what make me so different as it would seem It my lifestyle so it means In my free time I do what I can To help my community For which it stands I donate myself With benefits and such And enjoy my life with so much gust What makes me different as so its been told Its what I ride even when its cold It has two wheels, and can change with the wind Its custom or stock with tires and rims I wear a leather vest a helmet too I may look a little ragged or even GQ Upon my back there may be cut Or nothing at all independent as such For I am a biker as normal as you Who works all day and has family too So do not fear me for what I am Im just a biker with every day plans
My Fubar
My Fubar By: Deborah A. Boyd There was a time I was reluctant Afraid of what I may find A fear of something different And now I wonder why But eventually I came to you And wow am I surprised To find so many people here So dear and were so kind Ive come to care for all of you Enjoy you company each day I wouldnt change a part of it As I really like it this way Even though for some of you You come and go on here I take a part of you with me You are always with me there So take a part of me with you As you read what I have said And remember when life gets so bad You have your fubar friends right there!
Why Not? I Gave Up And Made One! Cuz It's Pink!
My First Blocking...
this is too hilarious to not post... so I'm browsing around, and one of the pictures in the ticker at the top catches my eyes. I pop in, rate her profile pic, tell her she has pretty eyes and other things, then jump past a shot of her ass, to another one and comment on her smile, skip a few "these are my tits" shots, and rate a few more of her pictures, then go on about my business... fast forward about 15 minutes... *~*melissa...: hey ass-monkey, can you not read? or do you have no respect what-so-ever? it clearly says that i have a man ->*~*melissa...: sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. but it begs the question, if you have a man and don't want any comments, why are you posting so many cleavage shots on here? *~*melissa...: ok, so its my fault that i have boobs and that guys just happen to look at only that when they look at pics. ->*~*melissa...: in case you didn't notice, only one part of one of my comments said anything about your boobs. *~*melissa...: do y
Comclusion To Last Naights Pain...
you know, last night i truly felt bad for jumping to the wrong conclusions and said harsh words to a young man on fubar here... but in one night, he managed to set a crush on someone... now am i wrong for thinking that he has simply played me??? how can a person say they "love you" in one breath and make another person a crush the next???
If You Can't Say Anything Nice...
Before you read this, please know that I am not meaning to offend anyone, or cause any problems... this is just my personal opinion. A friend told me tonight that the world needed a change. That people shouldn't just accept that there are those that aren't going to listen and change because we want them to understand something that is important to us and to others. He stated that he would stand up and fight for what he believed in and that someone that made "ignorant" comments about something that that person didn't believe in or understand is wrong for it. I agree to some level that this is true. He and I argued about this... so I am going to ellaborate on my point of view. Under the same pretense that he is arguing with this "ignorant" person for their remarks, they are doing the same back to him. The other person is going to stand for what they believe in, which is different than my friend. (If I lose you on this subject, I am a little tired but have to get it off my che
Do I Have True Friends? I Hope So!
OK I HAVE WELL OVER 2,000 FRIENDS SO LETS SEE IF I CAN GET SOME HELP STEPHANIE LYNN IS HOLDING A CONTEST IF I CAN GET 200 PEOPLE TO RATE/FAN AND ADD HER I CAN WIN MY VERY 1ST HAPPY HOUR! SO IF SHE IS NOT ON UR LIST PLZ GO HERE:http://fubar.com/user/813171 AND TELL HER DARK ANGEL 284024 SENT YOU! I NEVER ASK FOR HELP! BUT IM ASKING NOW MY FRIENDS! TY SO MUCH LOVE DARK!
Quirky
Your Quirk Factor: 62% You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal. No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?
The Big Picture
Why do we spend our whole lives looking for the "BIG PICTURE"? perhaps there is no big picture, Maybe the big picture is simple a collage of all the little moments of happiness in our lives. It seems the whole world is consumed with all this small pety shit that really doesnt matter.If everyone would spend as much time cherishing the happy moments that they have rather than looking for something that makes them happy they might possibly realise just how much happiness they have in their life
A Whisper In The Dark
A sound that i could barely make out. Sounds scratching at my eardrum, trying not to fight the reality that something was trying to ooo me soothe me . I could hear the swelling of breast the condensing of ovaries, this was the whisper in the dark. This was a luscious voice of passion in m ear longing for every inch of my hard Mandingo, feeling every vein every twitch of m love muscle, through the wetness of those juices that flow, you know, inside. This was a whisper in the dark. I began to feel the suppleness of you hands, breast and shapely ass,as our bodies crest each other intertwined like reptiles on the Nile, never ending river, forever,flowing ,together ,no matter ,whatever,just because and just as everything was cumming clear in my ear, you appear. Do not rip this is copywritten by me Sterling carroll Please leave a comment
Wanna See My %??
Read from bottom up, sorry. ->bhurack: you're a smart one, aren't you? bhurack: ok u dont want to talk to me..( by by ->bhurack: ok WOW...if I did have one, it wouldn't matter because I wouldn't let you see me bhurack: do u have web cam too? ->bhurack: it doesn't matter bhurack: do u have web cam too? ->bhurack: you're not seeing me...move on bhurack: yes u are good...so do u have web cam too..can %u0131 see u too? ->bhurack: no I'm good...they have Hustler you know bhurack: %u0131 am so horny now..u make me horny..do u want to see me from web cam ->bhurack: ok bhurack: u have so sexy and big tits..%u0131 l%u0131ke ur tits ->bhurack: that's ok bhurack: %u0131 have web cam..u can see me ->bhurack: I don't give them out bhurack: plss...%u0131 am online on yahoo and msn...we can speaking from there ->bhurack: uhhhh alrighty then bhurack: ju are the most sexy girl %u0131 have ever seen %u0131n my life...do u have msn or yahoo?
Blogging A Conversation With Merci That She Asked Me To Post For Her
mercedes none: he does not know what love means....he dont love he pushes love away..i love him i gave my all i lost everything i have no place to go now that he wanted me to come back to vt when i told him this he did not care he said be strong merci you will be ok we will talk everyday i text him i called him i just wrote to him no response at all from him..when i was leaving he was not like he always was when getting home from work he either had someone comong over or going out i think he had a g/f before i was even gone from pa and he could not handle it having a live in g/f wanting to "play" like he did mercedes none: he has a great heart a great mind mercedes none: he's a great man just does not know how to love a person that would have givin him the world mercedes none: i gave him my whole paychecks every week i got paid Kristi Stotler: i know u did mercedes none: i did not ask for a thing only personal needs that i needed and some food that i liked mercedes none: he got c
Damn Fine Evening
Cooking up some shrimp scallops, them little steaks with bacon around em and some of my homemade biscuits, not that junk in a can they sell nowadays. If a man cant cook, he's a dumbass, in fact most of the top chefs in the world r men. Just enjoying this nice weather , got the doors open, letting thice nice spring air in. Just feels great, one of my favorite times of year. Got me frisky almost lol............ So whats everyonme up to tonite? Hope its nice where you live n yall r having a great weekend. Some of yall i anit heard from in awhile, message me, let me know how yer doing. I promise i'll behave............... yeah right lol....trustttttttttttt meeeeeeeeee
Hmm
you would think that if a girl was crying.. and the guy really cared about her and liked her so much... he would try to comfort her or feel some sympathy hat she was crying. or am i wrong?
Being Random
Nothing becomes real unless someone wants it. I am here today as usual confused on who I am and why I am. But I know of the lesser aspects of humanity such as fear and paranoia they help me. Part of the humanity process is sexual. This is why I am a sexual being. My lies are of bad quality because the truth is to close to the surface... this is why I do not do it too often and expect the same in return. Observation,data gathering,listening on all levels is what I do. It helps with the fear and paranoia that cloud most of my thoughts. All this guided with the Soul and all the Soul means. Turning any negetive into a positive is what the final function is to my skills I am trying to obtain. Trying to do this it helps me survive. My body shares all the basic commonalities of being human but I live with it in pride and its functionings are not underestimated with me. I am not a God or Devil I am a human being. If one person is called a God or Devil it does no justice and giv
Ludacris Is In My Head!!!
i've got hos in different area codes... heh. i like that song. i just noticed that (as of 10 seconds ago) i had received 562 profile ratings. the area code for long beach is 562. no, that's all. there's no significant, mind-blowing revelation here. i have to go dl that song now...
Song Of The Moment.
How can you just leave me standing? Alone in a world that's so cold? Maybe I'm just too demanding (Maybe, maybe I'm like my father) Maybe I'm just like my father too bold (Ya know he's too bold) Maybe you're just like my mother (Maybe you're just like my mother) She's never satisfied (She's never, never satisfied) Why do we scream at each other (Why do we scream, why) This is what it sounds like when doves cry.
Think Before You Speak Lol
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and Passed by a store that sold a
Its How I Feel
some days i just wish thati could run and hide no matter where i go it seems like the only way out is suicide my life doesn't seem worth it all of this pain and suffering i dont want to be here anymore the only wayout is suicide nobody can help me the only way out is suicide nobody knows the real me i put on this person when i am actually miserable the only way out is suicide all i have ever wanted is to loved and accepted me the only way out is suicide i hate you look what you did to me you killed my spirit, you broke my heart beacuse of you i am empty inside BY: YOUR BELOVED TWEETY
+bauer+ A Poet? Oh Shit Hell Is Freezing Over!!!!!!!!!
Tough It Out I have it on my mind that someone out there needs to hear this tonight. I know things are hard. Really, really hard. It has been hard for a while now, hasn't it? So long now... What I want to say tonight is that if you are going through something painful in life right now, take heart. and tough it out. Things aren't always going to be this way, it won't always hurt this bad. You have been through hard times before, and you didn't quit. Don't quit now, don't let go. there is no way through this thing, but to tough it out. Draw upon those inner strengths, those deepest parts of you that only you and God know about. And see this thing through. Survive it, embrace it, overcome it. I know for certain, that there are some people out there that love you dearly right now. Keep your heart warm. It won't always hurt this bad you are going to make it
Depression Is A World
Depression leaves you lost Depression drops you into a never ending black hole You want to get help But you can't When you do You wish you didn't Depression leaves you numb With fear Depression leaves you no hope No ambition Nothing to look forward to Tears well in your eyes Depression leaks out Out into the open BY: YOUR BELOVED TWEETY
Past Due?
Yearning to fathom the depths of your Wonderful eyes, Eyes shimmering brighter than gemstones in candlelight, Venerating every inch of your face against my chest, Listening to heartbeats racing distances, As our trembling hands fondle each others bare shoulders, And our tongues entwine and caress like timeworn roses, Heavy eyelids & heavy hearts, Amidst the celestial bodies, Spending a night on earth Moans of contempt and romance, All imitated of course, But a passionate kiss all the same, Is this love for infatuation, Infatuation with love Or have I forgotten what's past Due? True Romance BY: YOUR BELOVED TWEETY
Check This Out
Challenges of Friendship And Membership Drive This is a Challenge For all members of Pumas Lair, Country Line Saloon, Moon Light Lounge, and Club Solitude. Contest Begins 2-29-08 til 3-15-08 This is a Membership Drive for all Four lounges. The Prizes will Be $125,000.00 Fu Bucks For First Place Winner. and $75,000.00 Fu Bucks For Second Place Winner. In order to keep track of the people Joining the Lounges, The New members needs to send an E-mail To 'FUBAR PUMA/OWNER OF PUMA'S LAIR & OWNER OF COUNTY LINE SALOON/MANAGER @ MOONLIGHT &CLUB SOLITUDE Telling us who Invited them into the Lounge. The new members need to subscribe to all four lounges In order for the recruiter to get credited for the recruitment The Best Reward for this Membership Drive, will be the Members coming into the Lounge Good Luck to all participants This Competition is open to all Members and Staff alike not to mention the new members recruited. Thanks From All The Staff.
Im In A Contest
Hey guys im in my first contest and need lots of comments on this pic of my name PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Seriously Sad
It amazes me even to this day how people on the internet can be complete assclowns and disrespect others at a drop of a hat. Understanding though that some just open themselves up to a good "smack-down". But alot of people aren't doing anything to look for harassment. I have had numerous people tell me, "your nice", "enjoyable to talk too". Which all that is just great to hear for me, but also at the same time.... wtf kind of messages and emails are some people (mainly women), recieving?!?!!? I mean honestly, is it so hard to act half the way we should. Now im not talking all fuzzy bunny's and gd roses, but damn, do you have to be so blatantly ignorant that woman really gives two shits about your dick, or how you think they are "so fucking hot".... LOL .... 99% of the time its coming from some lazy POS that shows off his nose hairs in a salute pic, because he thinks its sexy to have man boobs. Act like you would in public. Most of the Asscracks that i have been hearing abou
Letter From My Chronic Illness And My Reply!
To whom it may concern: Congratulations! You have been selected to be the host for Fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue, chronic migraines, and insomnia. You will begin to experience many or all of these symptoms -- and may even deal with several of them at the same time. --Pain can be anywhere you can imagine. We are equal opportunity destroyers, therefore we will choose many places for you to experience pain. We have even devised many different types of pain -- it could be aching, stabbing, throbbing, tingling, burning, gripping, or cramping. We are continually improving our repertoire of pain categories, so updates are to be expected. --Dizziness. This can be accompanied by nausea, mental confusion, ringing in the ears, vomiting, loss of coordination, and sensations of spinning, rocking, or shaking. We try to simulate the experience of riding a never-ending roller coaster to satisfy your adventurous spirit. No safety harnesses required, and you have no choice of when the coaster r
New Digi Camcorder!
I got a new digi cam corder. I'm still figuring out how to work the motherfucker. I made this though while fucking about with it's uber cool night vision function.
Sagittarius
Well what do you think.. is this me? I think so. Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.
Answers To But You Don't Look Sick?!
Don't you wish that you had something witty to say when someone says the inevitable.. But you don't look sick?! Well now you do... And you look Intelligent! And you don't look stupid! Maybe it's Maybelline. But I tried so hard! Oh? You don't look like the bearer of prejudices. We all make mistakes * Cheery Smile * Really? That's odd! Really? (Look down at yourself) I'm cured!!! Where did you get your medical degree from? For when people are are being rude- I don't look ( Insert age here) either, but it doesn't change the fact I am! Why thank you honey, that's so sweet of you to say that! I wasn't aware illnesses came mounted on a billboard! Huh? What does sick look like? There's a well person striving to escape this body ! How sweet of you to say that. I've been so tired, I haven't bathed in three days. And I was sort of worried about going out in public looking like this. So thanks for the compliment. It's really made my day. And I guess
Nice To Meet You
closing the door, i immediately feel your hands on my shoulders, turning me to face your eager lips. Feeling the heat of your body is such a rush, I waited so long for this day, needing you to take me. I cannot wait either, as your lips decsend upon mine, my hands grip your shirt, fumbleing with the buttons, desperate to touch your skin. Without breaking the kiss, you grab both of my hands and pull them behind me, pushing my chest into yours, lauging under your kiss as you do so. A momentary chill sweeps through me, a shiver of sorts, knowing i need to touch you, you deny me. I worry for only a second, for as the moment of doubt pulls at me, so do your hands. Lifting my hips to grind into your body, you squeeze and push me toward you, dispelling all doubts with each level of pressure you deliver. Just as i am about to reach orgasm, you stop grinding and start running your hands up my legs. Your rough hands on my smooth thighs have me shaking with anticipation. You smother my sigh wit
Did You Ever Notice?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window? Why is that?
The Costs That Bring My Tears!
Monday Madness Contest Results!
...damn this went well for a random contest!! It was close too! Here are the results: ..based on the scoring system of 10 points per rate and 1 per comment, AngL wins the contest with a score of 2,801 points to 2,710!! ..here's their links, it was awesome, show em both some love! ~ AngL ~@ fubar The Baddest MILF@ fubar ..stay tuned for more randomness and maybe a bigger contest in this format to come!
Omfg
I'm such a dick, LMAO. tonight at work , a lady came in claiming to have problems with the pumps ( her claim was an impossiblity due to the sequence of how the programming works ). I tried to ascertain what her problem was, but she was talking in circles. So I decided to nod and yeah yeah w/e kinda thing. "have a nice night " I say....... and I could have SWORN I heard the door shut. Holy balls was I wrong..... looking to vent from her stupitiy..... I utter in normal voice "stupid cunt" and O M F G she was still in there. I thought no one was in the building anymore. I cant say i felt bad cuz lets face it, she WAS a stupid cunt, lol...... but I should have made sure she was gone before I said it anyway. LUCKILY the mgr. has my back, I called her right away and told her of my fuck up and shes covering for me FUCKING YAY! anyway, Im sick yet again, and my tolerances are low, Im heading to bed, I hope you all have fun laughing at my dumbass, lol. nite nite :)
People On Fubar I'm Helping In This Time
ppl i am helping in contest needs 60.000 comments for a Happy Hour In a contest the first at 50.000 win Happy Hour ppl i help to godfather StrawBerrii Kisses( Leveler For Shining Stars)@ fubar Cheen@ fubar Mo_SweetAngel☼Owner of BLAZING BOMBERS♥FU Engaged to Dr. death*Pres of Misfit Angels*@ fubar Ty to help me help them
Losing Myself
sinking into madness feeling my soul fly apart where are my dreams? why am i so empty? the world continues to spin on it's forever axis and people go on smiling their plastic grins hugging their friends while stabbing their knives of manipulation into trusted backs the world continues to spin on its forever axis and my life continues to whirl uncontrolled and meaningless lost and hopeless thoughts raging one into another colliding with hope shattering that small shard bleeding indifference people gather to watch me untwist my mind racing, bending alone and the world continues to spin on its forever axis as i lose myself in chaos. D. R. Hyden feeling lost, i guess.
Fall From Grace
I ran out of blog time yesterday. Not literally. Only because I had a day off and was lazy. My new favorite phrase is: Pants. Fire. Liar. So I am really smelling smoke when I hear Roger Clemens talk. Here is this man who is fortunate to play baseball without any outside help. He has a good pitching arm and has won quite a few Cy Young Awards. Seven I believe. But how will fans remember him? As a great pitcher of baseball or a pitcher of lies to Congress and Americans? The man has been accused of using steroids. His trainer has admitted that he saw Clemens with steroids. And yet Rog continues to lie. Now Congress is investigating him for perjury. His world is about to crumble. Perjury. An offense punishable by prison time. With this knocking on his back door, Clemens still continues to lie. Where did this supreme arrogance come from? He lied to witnesses, the public, the panel of Mitchell Report investigators. He lied literally to God Himself, by the act
Hmmmm.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ somuch. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I havenever figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE:One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, thepassion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, Ijust want you to hold me.'I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for meto satisfy your physical needs as a man.'She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for whoI am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time withher. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
Classic Asswipe In Sb
Damn it, I wish I would have copied the start..LMAO He started by saying I sounded like a "nigga"...What an ASS...He Blocked me after I siad he .HE HAD A CRUSH ON ME..LMFAO ->superman: why are you still responding then? hahaha you are like a little boy..you got a crush on me.. superman: your gross ->superman: then you can lick my fat ass.. ->superman: No honey you come here.. superman: then bring your ass to michigan for an ass kicking ->superman: You are right..I am THE SHIT.. superman: you are noy=t shit ->superman: I always do...note the name MISTRESS CANNIBAL.. superman: bring it on ->superman: funny how my chatter is getting to you .. ->superman: ahh really? you wanna *beat*..honey try again.. superman: i will berat your kids with a shovel cunt ->superman: that is Ms. Obese to you wapboy superman: i have but its not with a fat girl ->superman: or maybe you have been a "very bad boy" superman: keep dreaming fat girl ->superman: or maybe you wanna dream about
25,000 Fubucks Giveaway
Come Help Me Out..Just Need 1500 Comments For 25,000 Fubucks.. Sarge Please Rate Fan Add The Hostess Also ~PebblesinAZ~
Whiners
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THERE IS A LOT OF MESS STILL GOING AROUND ABOUT US. THESE ARE VERY SIMPLE MINDED PEOPLE WHO LIVES AND BREATHS FUBAR. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE PEOPLE ON HERE THAT HAVE TO CAUSE DRAMA AND WHEN THEY FIND SOMETHING TO WHINE ABOUT WILL NEVER STOP. I SAW THE SCREENSHOT, WITH ALL THE WHITE OUT ON IT THAT SCREEN SHOT WAS MADE BY A PROGRAM AND HE IS A PROGRAMMER, IT DOESN'T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE IT OUT. RAY AND TINA WERE THERE WHEN IT ALL WENT DOWN, HE RATED ANGELBRAT A 1. NOT THAT IT MATTERS BECAUSE THIS SCREW BALL ISN'T WORTH BEING FRIENDS WITH. THEN HE WENT ON MY LIST AND CHOSE FRIENDS OF MINE AND ASKED THEM TO REPOST HIS LIES, TRUSTING HIM THEY POSTED IT. HE IS A DECIEVER A GREAT LIAR. KEEP ALL PROFILES PRIVATE AND LET THE BABY CRY, AS LONG AS HE IS NOT HARASSING US WHO CARES WHAT HE SPENDS HIS FUBAR TIME ON. I STARTED THIS CREW, AND I CHOOSE WHO STAYS IN HERE I TRUST TINA AND RAY NOT THE PERSON THAT ALSO ACCUSED ME OF DOWNRATING HIM AND THEN SAI
I've Dated Dumb Women For A Reason
Everyone seems to be on a quest for their soul mate you know? The person that completes them. Usually that person has qualities that include looks, sense of humor, responsibility, and brains. The second we get to brains I start to get turned off. Now don't get me wrong, it's not that a girl being smart isn't important to me It's that I can't stand girls who are smart at all. I just don't think brains and women are a solid combination for what I am looking for in a mate. Here is why. Girls with brains are mean: I don't know what the fucking deal is, but smart women are the most judge mental beings on the planet. Not only do they pick apart everything you do, they pick apart everything everyone does. They especially hate pretty dumb girls, which is why I start dating one as soon as I break up with a mean smart girl. Just to piss her off. "But what about good conversation?" Over rated. I have long conversations while working all day. Sometimes I want to come home to some peace
Someone
I need a spirit who can touch my life I need a voice to speak the truth I need a soul who will be on my side I need a heart I'll never lose Someone like you Sometimes I wonder if my dreams are right Sometimes I know they'll all come true I need somebody who can move my world Someone who knows just what to do Someone like you
Freak Is Being Freaky!!!!!
FREAKS... FREAK has decided since so many of you have been putting effort into bombing your FREAK tickets even though it is a rates only MINI CONTEST... SHE WILL be awarding a 1 day blast to the person with the most comments as well! SO NOW, after the clarification bulletin that it is rates only... MOST RATES will win a ONE DAY BLAST AND.... MOST COMMENTS will win a ONE DAY BLAST! I know ...FREAKY!!!! That's why WE call it THE FREAK SHOW! SO.....get back to bombing if you were and if you weren't START NOW! lol 1 person could win both OR 2 freaks may be the big winners. Remember the FUBUCK prizes for second and third with the most rates... WELL, we might as well do that for comments too! So, RATES AND BOMBS AWAY! xoxo
What An Ass!
THIS GUY IS AN ASS....ALL BECAUSE I WOULDN'T ADD HIM. HIS STATUS SAYS I'M A BITCH LOL Twenty4fretts@ fubar
Interesting
Something I just saw in Reeka's blog (That she saw in someone elses lol) Thought I'd see what the people thought of me too. If you have the time stop by please. Arena (known to self and others) cheerful, friendly, quiet, shy Blind Spot (known only to others) caring, clever, complex, dependable, happy, helpful, kind, loving, mature, modest, trustworthy, warm, witty Faade (known only to self) accepting, introverted Unknown (known to nobody) able, adaptable, bold, brave, calm, confident, dignified, energetic, extroverted, giving, idealistic, independent, ingenious, intelligent, knowledgeable, logical, nervous, observant, organised, patient, powerful, proud, reflective, relaxed, religious, responsive, searching, self-assertive, self-conscious, sensible, sentimental, silly, spontaneous, sympathetic, tense, wise Dominant Traits100% of people agree that Iced Earth Rule is friendly60% of people think that Iced Earth Rule is kind60% of people agree that Iced Earth Rule is quietAll Perc
Attn All Fu-luv Bomb Squad Members
provided by: www.commentbaby.com Hello Officers and Members Just wanted to say hello and send out a short reminder to all. Please continue to stop by Liz`s (ctgirl) page and check out who needs our excellent bombing efforts. Hope you all have a great evening and lets continue to show our LUV to our family!
Allow Me To Ramble.
The single mom.. Is tired. Horny. Tired. On information overload from chem class today Horny. Needs a drink, maker's mark n dr pepper on ice. Needs a babysitter. Needs some for real quiet time away from the single moms beautiful pre-preteen twins and pre-schooler. Needs friends with common fucking sense. Needs a pepsi. Needs to lose just a little more weight. Needs a hug. Needs a spa day. Needs her nailz did. (lol) Needs to wash her car. Needs a hysterectomy because she doesnt need her uterus anymore. Needs to remove the weeds from the garden out front. Needs to listen to STP Needs someone outside her circle to listen Needs someone to tell her it's ok to wanna scream. Needs someone to tell her it's ok to cry. Needs someone to lend a shoulder for her to cry on. Needs someone... The single mom... Is tired.. Horny.. Tired... Post- Menestrating Tired....of being tired... Fin~
Weird...
You Are a Pegasus You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty. You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste. While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills. People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you. What Mythological Creature Are You?
A New Banner For Fubar
so i was board and made this new banner for fubar i think it fits tell me what you all think of it ~ Lost In The Dark ~
Good News Or Bad News
Okay... I have good news and I have bad news... Which one would you like first?? Don't you just hate that question? Every time I have someone ask me that question, I stop to think if I really want to hear either. Especially if they have to preface their comments or statements with the bloody question to begin with... So, which one do you really want to hear first? Does hearing the bad news first tarnish the good news? Does hearing the good news prevent you from absorbing the bad? How do you really take both and appreciate them for what they are, teaching lessons on what has gone really well and what has gone strangely awry? I can say that I for one appreciate a common mix. Just spill the beans in one statement and then I will work through them as they hit my brain. Not to say that this is a good thing, but at least I can get the necessary inputs and then work out the details that need definition and TRY to work to a common solution to both scenarios. So, my dilemma toda
Blah
ok well i never really blog but fuck it....my moods shitty today i got sucky ass fuckin work....AND im aggrivated....any ideas on how not to kill somebody??? EDITED PART....And My coffee Has Milk And Sugar In UGHHHHH WTF?!
Faceing The Dark
everyone has a duality everyone has the dark in them everyone has the light in them to walk into the darkest recesses of our own minds to look at each emotion, fear and demon that dwells in that dark place, where every one fears to tread to own, identify it to name it to face it to embrace it to make it your own is what sets each person apart from the others... some will never admit they have the dark desires some will never admit they have the light hearted goodness and love to balance each with in our selves is what sets us apart. never judge another person, just by what little they show in a pic or in a blog... you dont know how far into the darkness or light a person is willing to walk... hence the expression never understand your enemy... ppl watch the news and hear about horrific crimes and say "oh how could a person b so cold"??? simple, every one has that same darkness in each one of us.... but once again how far is a person willing t
Dom/sub
Initial Agreement of Service i, ________________________, with a free mind and an open heart; do request that _______________________ accept the submission of my will unto this Dominant and to take me into this Dominant's care and guidance, that we may work together in trust and mutual respect. The satisfaction of the Dominant's wants, desires, and whims are understood to be consistent with my desire as a submissive to be found pleasing to him. To that end, i offer, use of my time, talents, and abilities. Further, i ask, in sincere humility, that, as the Dominant, the care of my body be accepted for the fulfillment and enhancement of our sexual, spiritual, emotional, and intellectual needs. i ask to be guided in sexual, sensual, or scene-related behavior, in such a way as to further my growth as a person. i ask that extreme care be given to clean and safe involvments with regards to bodily contact regarding all manner of Sexually Transmitted Diseases and all forms hep
Don't Give Up, Don't Ever Give Up! - Jimmy Valvano
I've been thinking a lot about a good friend of mine lately. Like so many people, she has been facing a collection of the downs that life can throw at you... This is for her, and anyone else who finds strength in the words of Coach Jimmy Valvano. Don't Give Up. Don't Ever Give Up!Speeches by Jimmy ValvanoHead Coach, NC State Wolfpack Addressing the audience at the ESPYs, accepting the Arthur Ashe Award for Courage Addressing the fans and players at the NC State auditorium honoring his NCAA Championship Team Visit The V Foundation for Cancer Research
Calling (part2)
I awaken to this a new world of sites and sounds and have this unending need to feed but not of normal food but of the warm fresh blood of people. I have never had a carving like this before in my life and as it grows more and more in me I think I'm never gonna find my fill. The stranger that had made me this way has always been by my side and always watched over me to make sure I was safe from harm and that nobody or anything would take me away from him or this new found love that he had found in being by my side for so long now. This stranger was the best thing that could of ever happened to me in my life of pain and depression as I myself was ready to end my life and go and sit on deaths steps forever. Even though I think sometimes being turned by this man is worse than death for this unending need of blood never dies. This is the one part that I had never planed on. He is my master now. He is my lover. He is the one that owns me now and forever. I don't regret letting him
In A 7 Day Blast Giveaway
could you please come help me, im in a 7 day blast giveaway i will return all love
A Woman's Worth
What Can You Bring to the Table? In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said "Yes." She began to expound... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. "I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life." He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need convers
Fu -rich In Under An Hour
One Million Fubucks...For under 45 minutes of your time!Free Fu-Bling 12 paks/200k in Fu-bucks.... Thats right...The Biggest and easiest way anyone has ever made a million fubucks on Fubar!!!! HERE'S HOW... I have 2 albums which will be opened Friday the 7th @ 5:00-6:00pm Fubar time,each album has 100 photos in it.... Rate 100 10s and ill send you 10,000 fu-bucks... Rate 100 11s and ill send you 15,000 fu-bucks... Rate another 100 10s and ill send you another 10,000 Fu-bucks and youll be eligible for the amazing prizesThis includes a million Fu bucks, 12 paks of bling,blasts& other large fu-buck Prizes... (ImportantPlease read carefully) Send me a private message when youve completed each album,(after verification)ill send you the Fu-bucks,those who do both albums will also recieve a number,the order in which i recieved the e-mails saying youve completed both...(Be sure to send me a private message saying your done ,for each album completed,So i can pa
Grrr
So I was SUPPOSED to stay up all nite due to my work, but decided to take a 20 min nap at 2 am. It lasted 5 hrs...And now I have drool stains on my leather couch...
In My Life
I don't know if it's wrong or if it's right Everything is gonna be alright In life we're always looking Leave the past behind We try to see the warnings and read all the signs Sometimes you gotta take chances Nothing stays the same The world will keep on turning Again and again
The Self In Self Expression - Not Written By Me
I don't expect you of all people to understand my actions. I know how strange it all must seem, you would be right in not hearing me out but if you could just please allow me the opportunity to explain my actions and how this situation came into being. My name is Marlane, I was an art student, and a struggling one you might say. I was unhappy with the way things were going, not unhappy with my life or anything just stuff general. I suppose I was just like any young girl would be though. I wasn't suicidal or troubled really; I just was not entirely satisfied. I was just a rather introspective and shy person. I have always felt alone, and art seemed to be my one comfort, my one escape. It seemed that no one understood me; I've never really belonged anywhere else. I felt normal though, perhaps even that I was the only normal one, it was others that were different. I guess, well no, I know how this all started, I was in my painting 132 class. I was just sitting there; painting a pictur
Great Opportunity
OK HERES THE THING!! I HAVE BEEN OFFERED AN OPPORTUNITY AT WORK TO MAKE SOME AWESOME MONEY!!! WE ARE TALKING 6 FIGURES AND I ONLY HAVE TO WORK FOR 6 MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR!!! THIS OPPORTUNITY IS WITH THE SAME COMPANY I HAVE BEEN WITH FOR AWHILE NOW!!! SO I KNOW HOW THEY WORK AND I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING AND I DO DESERVE MORE MONEY, GREAT MONEY!!!! I WORK VERY VERY HARD!!! WE ARE TALKING 12 TO 15 HOURS PER DAY!!! RIGHT, NOW I ONLY WORK 2 WEEKS ON AND 2 WEEKS OFF ALL YEAR LONG!! BUT IF I TAKE THIS NEW OPPORTUNITY, I WILL BE GONE FOR 6 MONTHS AND HOME FOR 6 MONTHS!!! BUT, I WILL MAKE THREE TIMES AS MUCH MONEY, AS I DO NOW!!!!!!!! HERE IS THE KICKER!! I WILL HAVE TO LIVE AND WORK IN DUBAI!! IT IS IN THE PERSIAN GULF NEXT SAUDE ARABIA. ACROSS THE WATER FROM IRAN!! WITH THE WORLD AS IT IS TODAY. I AM KIND OF NOT SURE, HOWEVER THE MONEY IS GREAT AND THE TIME OFF IS EVEN BETTER........ SO TELL ME AM I, CRAZY TO PASS UP??? or CRAZY TO EVEN CONSIDER???
Victoria's Secret Has All My Money & I Have Nothing To Show For It
Somehow over the years I've managed to give Victoria's Secret all sorts of money and have yet to benefit. VS is a slippery slope... it sounds like a good idea and you go in there with a girl and it's all sex and nearly nakedness... they see just a store for them to buy their underpants. *yawn* I'm either paying the bills or buying 3 for 25 cotton underpants or paying off balances or buying stinkin gift certificates thinking it's kindof a gift for us both. Let me dish out some advice here - don't buy your girl VS gift certificates for any occasion. She'll never cash it while she's with you. If she does, it'll just be practical shit. If she doesn't, then you're just gonna lament the idea of her using it to buy some really kinky stuff that some new guy's gonna get to see on your dime. I suggest just taking her to VS and telling her to just pick out 100 bucks worth of stuff with you in mind and then open your wallet to pay for it right there. Don't fuck around with gift ce
Rules
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
Annoying Backgrounds
I really like to read the bulletin board, ya know, to keep up with what's going on...There are a lot of ppl who use some really awesome backgrounds, easy on the eyes...Then, we have the ppl who use the most annoying and nauseating backgrounds that I can't even finish reading them...When there are backgrounds so freaking annoying you can't read the words, see the pics and by the time you've had enough of it, you're already sick to your stomach and your eyes are spinning like you're drunk and high and feel the need to put one foot on the ground to keep from vomiting...Are my eyes too sensitive and my equilibrium off a bit more than most, or do they drive others completely freaking crazy???
Congradulations
The first task was one that was set to filter out the people that were going to flake out of the first round. Since we are still under the max number of 15, we dont actually need to have a vote on what was submitted. At some point over the weekend Ill open up the folder once I get everyone that sumbited an entry added to my family and I go back through everything to make sure that I didnt miss someone. Thanks to everyone that entered!!!! If you want to send me a message to make sure that I didnt lose your entry, Id appreciate it. Other than that good luck!
To Sa
Twisted thoughts of lust and risk I drive the feelings In hopes to only taste your kiss Feeling you around my waist Your hair draped across me I grip your hips and crave your taste The growing hopes that we will touch We talk of desire And the grasp of us will be too much I stroke your hair and kiss your face I long for you As each moment I dare not waste There in the sunset's gaze I hold you tight In the eyes of eternal days
My Sis Donna Is Out Due To Injury
subject: sorry 4 not being on much... post date: 2008-03-07 03:59:19 views: 3 comments: 1 ratings: 0 On Monday I was taking Carl for a job interview and as I was turning left into the mill's parking lot ,a car came speeding up behind me and struck my car on the drivers side bumper. He hit at such a speed that it crumbled the driver side front of his car. I told Carl to go call an ambulance for I was hurt. he came back out after I had done called them on my cell and was filling out an application. I was dismissed from hospital without x-rays with a head trauma, and neck injury and lower back pain. They saw I was allergic to lithium and dismissed the sizer as a panic attach. When my Ex_husband came to pick me up and saw I was released he told them that I had a sizer that lasted over 15 minutes.then they was to give me a shot for the reaction to the shot I was given that was on my list.I would not sign back into that place and went on Wednesday to see a bone Doc. and he is ma
A Huge Ty Pimp Out
A VERY BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HELPED ME WIN MY CONTEST. MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!! GO AND SHOW ALL THESE AWESOME PEOPLE SOME FU-LUVIN!! **MRmostunderated**Miss B no.1 stalker,pimped by lsd's shell,FU/BRO/to Cutie and Starr@ fubar ☠sTaRr☠ Owned & Loved By RelliK~The Graveyard Family & Shadow Leveler@ fubar #1 Shortman@ fubar da_blaktxthrill@ fubar sweetvanillabbw@ fubar Sweetness1975@ fubar ~MIK3Y~ R/L~ B/F~ to~KERI~ Immortal~ Raven~aka~Demon~ Warrior~@ fubar LatinaMami73@ fubar
To Write Love On Her Arms-please Read.
I recently had a struggle with my oldest daughter, about what I Thought was a very immature thing for her to do to herself- She wanted a Tattoo on her Forearm, and I couldn't for the life of me talk her out of this, and believe me, it wasn't very pretty here for a while. Until she brought me to a website, and explained to me exactly what this tattoo meant to her. I have always known my daughters heart, her pains, but not until she showed me this site did I truly understand that no matter how much I loved her-my precious daughter....She didn't love herself-and no matter how many things I did, no matter how many times it came out of my mouth, or how many tears I cried for her, she didn't and couldn't find that feeling that so many people long to feel. LOVING THY SELF> I am thankful for this site, for the awareness and for my daughter being brave enough to open my eyes to realize it wasn't me as a mother not doing enough to love HER, She has to find her way to LOVE HERSELF.
A Little About Me..
I was bored.. can you tell? 1.What time is it? 12:33 AM Personal 2.Do you want to answer these? Not really 3.Name? Krissy 4.Name spelled backwards? yssirK 5.What is your quest? Happiness and love 6.Nickname? I have a lot.. pick one.. 7.Age? 22 8.Hometown? New Kensington 9.What were you born in? A hospital bed in a hospital. 10.Where do you live now? In my own little world. 11.What state? PA 12.Ever going to move? More than likely, maybe, hopefully.. 13.Would you rather live somewhere else? Most definitely. 14.Birth date? November 15. 15.When do you blow out your candles? After everyone sings Happy Birthday. :) 16.Day you were born? Hell, I don't know. I think it was a Monday. 17.Zodiac sign? Scorpio 18.Do you know what that is? Nope, I'm retarded. 19.Sex? Yes please. 20.Height? 5'5" 21.Weight? Are you kidding me? 22.Eye color? Poop brown 23.Hair color? Naturally dark brown, but dyed often.
My Birthday Check Out!
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Rawr!!
blah, i'm so bored. sitting at my sister's house with nothing to do. what's everyone up to? comment HERE and tell me.
Composition
Here I sit, sleeping my way through composition class. It's kind of bad when I can read the reading assignments and pick out each and every mistake in the text book. I just need to rant, cuz half of my bachelor's is going to be like this. I only hope some... SOME... of these classes will end up relatively useful.
I'm A Mean Dad
So I'm Mean Someday when my girls are old enough tounderstand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Dad told me: I loved you enough . . . to ask where you were going, withwhom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new boyfriend was acreep. I loved you enough to make you go pay for the bubble gum you had taken and tell the clerk,"I stole this yesterday and want to pay for it." I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger,disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart. But most of all, I loved you enough tosay NO when I knew you would hate me for it.Those were the most difficult battl
My Thoughts
I want for my life to be mine. Soon I'm hoping it will be again. All I have ever wanted was to be loved. I'm a hopefull romantic. I believe in soul mates. Knowing that what I have right now is far from that. I don't want to be treated like I'm a child anymore. I do not act like it. I deserve respect and being cherished. I want to be able to enjoy life out side of these four walls he calls his castle. For me it is more of a prison. I want to find the part of me that has been hiding for so long. I think about how my life could and should be and then I wake up and realize that I'm living in a miserable marriage and having a hard time finding a way out. I have plans but then there is doubt instilled in me that makes me think that maybe I won't be able to do it. However, I have a life to look forward to on the out side. And I will get outta here soon. I have friends that mean the world to me. I have people I've been kept away from for far to long. I've lost a lot just to remain in this so c
Lubbin' My Ladies
I have had a great time getting to know my first fubar owned, that I had to go out shopping for a few more. I just wanted to take a few minutes and thank them. Please stop by and give all these ladies some love. OK I had to edit this a couple of them haven't been fulfilling there commitments so I don't luffle them as much but I did add another I do. The sexiest Canadian (had to buy her again) Lacey ۞ owned by Jak ۞@ fubar A Real Artist(freed on 3/22but still loved ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar A real Texas rose(freed on 3/22 but still loved Texas Tea ~(FFF)~ Owned By JAK~ ~ FU-BOMBER FAMILY MANAGER@ fubar Some sweet SKY Just* Me* Sky Owned by (JAK~ ۞)why Fu Marriage, can't we just live in FU Sin?**FU Orphan**@ fubar The Hottest Patriot(freed on 3/22)but still loved i support our troops!(THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU ALL DO!!)@ fubar My kind a Milf The Baddest MILF@ fubar Everyone needs a little Sunsh
Huh??
You Are An ESFJ The Caregiver You are sympathetic and caring, putting friends and family first. A creature of habit, you prefer routines and have trouble with change. You love being in groups - whether you're helping people or working on a project. You are good at listening, laughing, and bringing out the best in people. In love, you value harmony and mutual understanding. You will apologize or give someone the benefit of the doubt, if it means getting over a fight sooner. At work, you are good at building relationships and connecting with people. You would make a great nurse, social worker, or teacher. How you see yourself: Organized, dependable, co-operative When other people don't get you, they see you as: Opinionated, critical, and know-it-all What's Your Personality Type?
Grateful Daughter
I've watched them in good times in hard times. He still gets teary-eyed when he speaks of her His soul mate, best friend, his wife She still giggles and blushes They still play, and if they disagree-- it's almost comical-- they rush to embrace one another, apologize or agree to disagree and move on. They are the epitome of God's own word: 4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 5 Love never fails I am spoiled by thinking all couples are like them, my parents have been married for nearly 48 years Have beaten a list of obstacles that is to large to measure. If you ask them, they'll just say "it was God's way of strengthening our love" My Mama & Daddy share
My First Pimp Out ...
FIRST PIMP OUT FROM THE MILE HIGH CLUB.... STARTING WITH MY STAFF ...GREAT PEOPLE... I LOVE THEM ALL .... MY PROTECTORS.... MY PILOT..... d2hell pilot of sex air ways come fly with me @***The***Mile***High***Club***@ fubar MY CO PILOT..... thom The Slayer- liverpool fc no. 1 fan **Angelbaby's Fu-Fiance** MILE HIGH CABIN CREW Force To@ fubar HEAD PROMOTOR... cboyz66 promotor of the mile high club@ fubar HEAD PROMOTOR... Lady*~T~*♥Sarge'sBadGirl♥FuOwned byTulsa's Angel Fu-Owner of Santa♥@ fubar Head Flight Attendant.... AnGeL.BaBy♥Thoms FuFiance&R/L Girlfriend♥Mile High Club Head Flight Attendant@ fubar HOST GREETER.... Angel Eyes1974~co owner*stiletto girls~w.i.s.e.~U.K.L~owner*VIBRATIONS LOUNGE~@ fubar HEAD PROMOTOR... REDNECKTRKDRVR/ENFORCER&GREETER @ CLUB EXTREME @ VIBRATIONSLNG@ THE MILE HIGH CLUB@ KITTY KAT L@ fubar PROMOTOR&GREETER.... Sarah*Hostess at The Mile High Club
Yumm
i think my body has accepted the fact that hot pockets are real food and dosnt give me stabbing pains any longer. Yay!
Can This.
Recycling one aluminum can saves enough power to run a TV for 3 hours.
Insider!
Woooot! I'm finally Insider level. I can now cross that off of my big list of "things to do before I lose my virginity". Thanks to all you guys who are always rating my shit, even though I rarely rate you back. :P Thanks to you guys who helped with the final push. MmmMMmmm to be insider, where it's all moist and silky. Nothing is finer than being insider vaginer Jesus and donkeys, hell yeah!
Lies They Do Speak
The truth is something that many never speak. Lies, to them, come easily and secrets they do keep. They step all over honesty and they corrupt the innocent. They deal out hate and trouble and they breed discontent. No one can ever get too close because the truth they may see. They are useless, ruthless and mean and that is all they can ever be.
Confusion In My Head
Somewhere there is peace. Somewhere there is quiet. Somewhere there is violence. Somewhere there's a riot. Each of these places exist inside of me. From one day to the next I don't know which place I'll be. Sometimes my world moves fast. Sometimes my world moves slow. Sometimes my world will not stop. Sometimes it just won't go. My mind chooses the path and my emotions follow along. It seems like most of the time I don't know where I belong. Some days I am really happy. Some days I am really sad. Some days I am overwhelmed. Some days I get so mad. One day I know the good will overcome all the bad. One day I know the happiness will overcome all the sad. My mind is always roaming seeking the light in the dark. I hope one day that I will find a place of peace for my heart. When that day finally comes I will be happy to sit and chill. But until that day comes I can only continue to feel ill. The walls may fall around me. I may get lost out i
Cherish Every Moment!
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO PLEASE ASK ALL MY FRIENDS TO CHERISH THEIR CHILDREN...EVERY NIGHT JUST TAKE A FEW MOMENT TO HOLD UR CHILDREN AND TELL THEM HOW MUCH U LOVE THEM AND WHAT HAPPINESS THEY HAVE BROUGHT TO UR LIVES...PLEASE ..AS MOST OF MY FRIENDS KNOW I LOST A BABY IN NOVEMBER ..WELL I TOOK MY SON TO THE DOCTORS TODAY AND THEY SAID THEY ARE REALLY WORRIED HE HAS BEEN VOMITING BLOOD AND NOW THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIS HEAD ... SO PLEASE CHERISH EVERY MOMENT YOU HAVE WITH THE PEOPLE U LOVE BECAUSE ONE DAY U MIGHT TURN AROUND AND THEM NOT BE THERE ....IT ONLY TAKE A MOMENT TO LET UR LOVE ONES KNOW HOW MUCH U LOVE THEM....AND NEVER GIVE UP ON THE PEOPLE U LOVE MOST...THANK U TO ALL MY FRIENDS ...ANGEL1111 AKA..JENNIFER
What Carnival Ride I Am...
You Are a Ferris Wheel Deep down, you are a fun, whimsical, and easygoing person. You often enjoy life for what it is, and the littlest changes in course can be quite thrilling. In relationships, people tend to feel what you feel. It can be liberating at first... But after a while, the people closest to you end up feeling a little trapped. Your life has perfectly normal cycles of ups and downs. However, you can't help but sometimes feel that you're missing out on the most exciting aspects of life. You only are happy when you're experiencing the highest of highs. Your low points just make you feel depressed, restless, and bored. At your best, you feel on top of the world with a great sense of perspective. You believe that anything is possible, and that you are happily looking down on everyone else. At your worst, you feel like your life is going in circles. You often feel like you're not going anywhere. This is sometimes psychologically disorienting. And sometime
In Memory Of
To all my friend's... I will be on here now and then but there has been a double death in my family so i will not be on as much as i have been... First was my nephew he was 25 years old and was killed last friday by an IED in Iraq... Second was my baby sister she was 43 years old and the mother of Bradly... She oded and died saturday morning... so you see it has not been a good week for me and i need time to take care of my family... I'm sorry for not letting you all know before and wish you all my best wishes and good well... Thank you all for being my friends and please pray for my family that they will come through this... again thank you all
I Am ...
I am: dorky quirky lovable honest shy jealous fat silly lonely but most of all I am Me!
No...really?
You Are Straight There's not much queer about you. So let's just say you're straight... but not narrow. What's Your Sexual Orientation?
Violence Is Never The Answer, Lol
There's a Chance You Could Be Violent Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage. Could You Be Violent?
Psycho Or Psychic?
You Are 100% Psychic You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?
What Age Do You Act?
You Act Like You Are 27 Years Old You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel like an adult, and you're optimistic about life. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. You're still figuring out your place in the world and how you want your life to shape up. The world is full of possibilities, and you can't wait to explore many of them. What Age Do You Act?
Ok Whatever!
Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Score: 85% Your Intrapersonal Intelligence is Very High You've spent a lot of time introspecting, and it's really paid off. You are comfortable with who you are, and you have a life philosophy that you are happy to live by. And you're always re-evaluating what you believe. Because you learn something new about yourself each day! How Does Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Rate?
Stripping Again!
Exotic Dancer Name Is... Topaz Exotic Dancer Name Generator
Scum
Just a quick mental note.... I fucking hate lying, decieving, treacherous junkie whores!!! Thank you and have a pleasant day. This has been a message from you local 14/88 sponsor.. SEIG HEIL!!!
I Love You Daniel !!!
Howdy, I thought most people on here should understand what it means to be engaged ! Damn right Im getting married soon !!! Im okay with talking to ya but FUCK NO I dont wanna date anybody of ya. I hope u understand that - if not Im sorry !!! * Daniel I love you with all my heart and soul * Your the best what ever happened to me !!! I cant wait to become ur wifey :) Stef
Ranks
1. General 2. Lieutenant General 3. Major General 4. Brigadier General 5. Colonel 6. Lieutenant Colonel 7. Major 8. First Lieutenant 9. Second Lieutenant 10. SERGEANT FIRST CLASS
Here In Your Arms (jess And Me)
I like where we are, When we drive, in your car I like where we are.... Here Cause our lips, can touch And our cheeks, can brush Our lips can touch here Well you are the one, the one that lies close to me Whisper's "Hello, I've missed you quite terribly" I fell in love, in love with you suddenly Now there's no place else I could be but here in your arms I like where you sleep, When you sleep, next to me. I like where you sleep... here Our lips, can touch And our cheeks, can brush Our lips can touch here Well you are the one, the one that lies close to me Whisper's "Hello, I've missed you quite terribly" I fell in love, in love with you suddenly Now there's no place else I could be but here in your arms Our lips, can touch Our lips, can touch...here You are the one the one that lies close to me Whisper's "Hello, I've missed you quite terribly" I fell in love, in love with you suddenly Now there's no place else I could be but here in your You are
Against All Odds
How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooh You're the only one who really knew me at all How can you just walk away from me, when all I can do is watch you leave Cos we've shared the laughter and the pain and even shared the tears You're the only one who really knew me at all So take a look at me now, oh there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of your face Ooh take a look at me now, well there's just an empty space And you coming back to me is against all odds and that's what I've got to face I wish I could just make you turn around, turn around and see me cry There's so much I need to say to you, so many reasons why You're the only one who really knew me at all So take a look at me now, well there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of your face Now take a look at me now, cos there's just
"this Woman's Work"_
As I sit here listening to the lyrics of this song "This Woman's Work" my eyes fill with tears. I guess its because all my life starting with my mom I have valued, cherished, protected and loved women more than anything else in life. Not because they are beautiful and stimulating but because women are naturally caring, nurturing, compassionate..as well as vulnerable. Lately i've seen so many women in pain and to be honest with you..it just tears me apart............:( In my efforts to take all the pain away from my mom, sisters, daughter and of course my internet friends endure...I often fail to realize that's an impossible task. Thats ok, you can bet I will go to my grave trying! One may ask why is it so important to me to try to bring joy and smiles to every woman I encounter? My answer is simple. Without men this LIFE would be real tough to handle but without women there would be NO LIFE. The fact is NOT only are more working women today then men, women still have to bare and t
A Great Night
on a dark night there was a couple. this guy would do anything for his girl. he came home early from work that night and decided to make it a special night. he cooked her a gorgeous meal. he made a sweet boneless chickenbreast meal with a leaves on the side for flavor. he cooked sweetcorn for her and a great ceaser salad with grilled strips of chicken over top of a zesty parmesian cheesed topping,mixed with monzerala cheese and cheddar cheese. he fixed a cup of sweet white grape wine that just was mouthwatering.he turned on some soft music and dimmed the lights. his baby came home from a long day of work to a cleaned fresh smelling house with a great meal cooked. she came home so suprised of what her man has done for her. they sat down together and had a nice sweet quite meal. with a great desert. cherry pie with snowy white ice cold whip cream on top.after dinner they arrose out of there chairs.and he said. come here baby i have something else for u. as she thinks that wow this isnt e
I'm A Genius!
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
While ( ! ( Succeed = Try() ) );
#include #include using namespace g33k; #define h9 = h8 + 1; int main() { long everything[500]; long life_shit; bool school; bool stress_overload; bool breakdown; string outcome; bool content; string statement = 'Life sucks'; while(statement == 'Life sucks') everything[h9]; for(int age = 0; age < 30 age++) school = true; if(life_shit = 15) stress_overload = true; if(stress_overload == true) { breakdown = true; return(-1); } return 0; } I will give the first person to interpret that to English correctly 5,000 fubucks!
Damn Isis
Because I said Isis is the devil.. and she knows i hate when she (and anyone else) spends money on me.... she bought me a fucking happy hour... damnit all to hell FUCKING DEVIL WOMAN anyway... it is coming up soon (1am here.. gonna be at 2am) shes evil
Why? Why! Why?
Why, Why, Why Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a do
Pray For Horsepower Today!
Today is dyno day. After 3 years of work, sweat, blood, and research, its all going to come down to this one day. Heres a slight idea of the work that was done. Visual modifications: Clear side marking lights L.E.D. Tail lights L.E.D. Third brake light Black diamond head lights Custom vinyl graphics Konig black powder coated "Hurry" rims Tint 3 pod gauge pillar 30psi boost gauge A.f.r. gauge E.g.t. gauge Dodge viper emblem Red powder coated valve cover Polished heat shield Custom matching head light/fog light combo Turbo is ceramic coated, and polished Stage 1 badge AGP turbo badge Custom painted brake calipers Performance modification: A.G.P 50 trim turbo Turbonetics Adjustable wastegate A.E.M. Cold air intake M.P.X. Front mount intercooler Hard pipe conversion HKS super sequential blow off valve Walborough 225lph fuel pump Aeromotive adjustable fuel pressure regulator R.c. 750cc Fuel injectors Perrin high flow fuel rail APEXi Fuel management
The Evolution Of Fubar
It is Wednesday and I have been very busy and not much time to be on this site lately. I miss talking to my friends for sure. Last night was out last class for parenting strong willed teens. The two police officers that teach the class brought the food last night and it was from one of our favorite restaurants. It was very nice and a lot of fun. Kind of bitter sweet. We enjoyed going there every Tuesday meeting with the other parents and talking about our week. Last night we went over listening to your child. Something that we as parents think we are doing but most of the time are too busy to really listen. It taught me a lot. At the end of the class, we all sat in a circle and each person said something, either thanking the two officers or talking a little about how the class affected our lives. It was a great way to end things. Hopefully we continue to be in touch with our group and we plan on getting together once a week at Starbucks but I know how busy lives can b
Was That A Chicken Joke?
A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them. Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off. Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted. "What happened?" the man asks. "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?" The cockatiel pants, "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?"
Woman Throws Kids From Overpass
DALLAS Dallas police say 27-year-old Khandi Busby threw two of her children from the Jim Miller Road overpass into rush hour traffic on Interstate 30 Wednesday morning. She then leaped 22 feet to the pavement below. The boys, ages 6 and 8, were rushed to Children's Medical Center for treatment. The 8-year-old was in critical condition at noon Wednesday; the 6-year- old was in good condition. "Especially with the traffic the fast-moving traffic out on the freeway this time of the morning in the hours of darkness it's a miracle that both kids weren't hit directly by a passing car," said Dallas police spokesman Sgt. David Burroughs. Investigators said Busby stormed out of a car parked at a nearby gas station with the children in tow just before throwing them over the railing of the bridge. Busby was taken to Baylor University Medical Center, where she was initially reported in critical condition; later upgraded to fair. "We don't know the reason at this point
Choping My Lists
as of late i started to go though and remove some people off my friends fans of lists first on the chopin block is ones without salutes sorry to them ill update everyone as im workin on anyone else and those that i will delete that has a salute i will let them know via fu-mail this isnt personal to anyone on my friends list im just tired of seein the large numbers and bearly speak to less the half.
Master's Always Right
Sagittarius November 22 - December 20 Your idea of what life is, dear dear Sagittarius, is going through a radical change. None of the "givens" that you have always taken for granted apply anymore. Rather than grieving the change, grow from it. So don't drag your feet! Stand up and move ahead. This is no time for vacation. You have some rebuilding to do! Master and i had a long talk about this just yesterday and now here it is again. i guess it's time to bust through the rest of my limitations and be true to myself, who i am not what everyone around me wants me to be. it's time to grow up.
Liars
Just feeling down right now and wondering why men lie?
A $1,200.00 Phone Bill, Wtf?!?
I just about had a heart attack! I kid you not. Some friends of mine got their cell phone bill last weekend and were in for a huge shock! Sean knew it wasn't good news when the cell phone bill was about twice the size it normally it is paper. He opened it up and it was a $1,200.00 phone bill because of his son going on the internet a bunch of times. That is what he looked like when he opened it up! He did end up getting most of the charges reversed because he had called to cancel it and they just kept charging for the time. It got me in a panic because I had added unlimited text messaging to all of our phones. This also allows internet so I immediately called the boys to ask if they had been going on the internet. They both said "NO". So this morning, I thought I would not take their word for it and check the bill myself. Sure enough, my youngest, Chris has been going on the internet to Myspace. FUCK For February he racked up $250 in fees. I then called and told the A
~our Little Girl~
Jullian (my oldest) and I decided to make something special for Chris. See our daughter has been gone for alittle while to visit family.. we miss her like crazy and she will be home soon papa. we Love you and charlene lots. and cant wait to be with you both..
Madcurves Struts-- Ode To Me Lol
Mad Curves struts in the place, always lovin' the looks on their face. Making men take double takes, and watch me while I bring my shake. Despite what you heard, I bring all the boys to the yard, with a smile and soft word, it sure wasn't hard. Driving down the street, you see me bounce and shimmy, going my way looking all sweet, you ain't telling your girlfriend, but you wish she too wasn't skinny. Big girls got it going on, just like in the song, big girls need love to, but this big girl will put it on you. Fire and passion thats what in my soul, love, strength, honesty thats what makes me flow. Bedroom green eyes you can see a mile away, girlfriend going to slap you when you are busted lookin' my way. Yeah that slap hurt but you had to look again, just tell her you thought you saw an old friend. Get a good look as I walk away, save the image of my PHAT azz for a rainy day. Copyright 2008 MadCurves
My Happy Hour
WHERE WILL U BE @ 9PM CENTRAL TIME??.... COME JOIN LISASWEET TONIGHT DURING HER HAPPY HOUR AND HELP HER LEVEL UP TO DISCIPLE!! SHO' HER SUM FU ♥'N & RATE HER PIX AND STASH!! IF U'RE NOT ALREADY A FRIEND, FAN, ADD & RATE HER! SHE'S TRULY A SWEET LADY, JUST LIKE HER NAME!!☺♥☻♥ LET'S HELP HER GET TO THAT NEXT LEVEL! SHE'S BEEN A GOD-MOTHER FAR TOO LONG!
'the Loss Of Someone Special!
I wanted to write something for those who may have lost someone like I have in my past and well I hope it may touch some of you! Have a good day friends and subscriber's and be sure to express your opinions on what your about to read here! Don't grieve for me, for now I am free. I'm following the path God laid for me. I took his hand when I heard his call, I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day To laugh, to love. to work and play. Tasks left undone must stay that way, I found that peace at the close of the day. If my parting has left a void, then fill it with remembered joy, A shared friendship, a laugh, a kiss, Ah, yes, these things I too will miss. Be not burdened with time of sorrow, I wish for you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full, Ive savored so much, Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all to brief, Dont lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your hearts and share with me, God wants me
The Beauty Within
The beauty within I see when i hear your heavenly voice,to hear a smile upon your face thru the small giggles you lot run free,Makes me feel like heaven on earth with the heart so big wanting to halp so many others an thinking so little of yourself,I see the true angel that you must have deep within your soul giving me one great desire to call you my ownnot knowing how to express my thoughts an never wanting to lot you down i hold my tongue until the time is right an I dream of you each night wanting to hold you bye my side an place your gentle lips next to mying.
St Pattys Day!
What Your Shamrock Says About You You express yourself well - you are very verbal. You are good at perceiving the world and understanding people. At times you can be moody and lack direction. You have an artist's temperament. You consider yourself a lucky person. Luck always seems to be on your side. You are traditional, easy going, and appreciative of the simple things in life. The Shamrock Personality Test
An Angel That Lays Beside Me
An angel that lays beside me to dream of her beauty each night longing to hold her bye my side always wondering what it maybe like to kiss her just one time i go on thru out my days with her always on my mind from her perfect smile to the thoughts of her warm embrace always gathering in my mind just wishing to see her happy an dreading to ever have to hear of her cry my mind will go on knowing i will see her soon time seems to go bye oh so slow throught my day until i can see her smile in the evenigs pass an dream of her voice but then yet the night just seems to run away always wanting just a little more time to hear her voice an see her amazing smile an yet one more day has gone an i cant wait until tomorrow when i may see her pretty smile yet one more time.
Fucking Ass Hole
Ok so I have more drama and Im NOT happy...I saw my babys father this weekend and he did pretty much nothing but tell me how fat and disgusting and unattractive i am and I will never lose the weight and the thing is I really do not think I am fat! Then he says its not his fault Im fat, ummmm yeah it kinda is ass hole, this is your damn child. Then I found a bunch of condoms in his car and all he said was "its always good to be safe." I mean seriously, he told me he was not having sex with anyone else then this comes up, what the heck? I told him to leave me alone no calls, texts, emails, nothing, I do not want him in my life or my daughters and he still will not leave me alone. He sits there and sends me stuff like the following... "its not my fault that i was not attracted to you. u got fat. even your face. i got a phobia of fat people. im sorry but they gross me out. you will never be the same again. i still got love 4 u but and i missed u but since u been gone i have been happy.
Thank You All Sooo Much!
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. Wow, What A Ride That Was! I Am So Overwhelmed By All The Love! There Really Is Some Absolutely Wonderful People On Fubar! I Want To Thank Each and Everyone of You For All The Wonderful Gifts and The Beautiful Bulletins...And The Numerous Rates and Comments! It's Been A Long Road and You All Made It Worth It! Much Love To My Awesome Club F.A.R. Family, My Dirty South Crew Family and My I.B.I.C. Sisters! I Tried My Best To Catch Everyone's Link That Came To My Page To Help Me GodMother. But I Am Sure I Missed Some Of You. For That I Do Apologize. But Know That You Are Loved and Appreciated!
Shocked And Sad
I lost my uncle early this am. We were close. I knew the time was close, but hoped it wouldn't happen. My Mom is really having a hard time. He was more than just her big brother. I know most won't see this so it doesn't matter! My uncle was a truck driver. He was one of the sweetest people I know. I will miss him! PROFILEFLIRTS.COM
03-14-08
People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within. ~Charles L. Morgan
Of The Girl
As most know I am the bigest Pearl Jam fan and up until them I only listened to classic rock cause of my parents. Grew up on The Doors, Floyd Etc. Then I heard the Ten Album by Pearl Jam and I was hooked for life on them and others of that time. I always think of music as the soundtrack to my life. When I hear a song I always relate it to a point in my life. No matter who the band. But with PJ Its like the chapters of my life with each album. Although I have a huge taste in music as you can see by my profile playlist I always graviate back to PJ and I go on binges where that is all I listen too for 2-3 weeks straight. If a new album comes out its usually gonna be worn out for bout 2-3 months. This morning I have been listeing to "Of The Girl". In my head I know it is me to the T even though I hate it and don't want to admit it. It kinda angers me that I am this way but yet I always listen to it. Of The Girl: oh he deals em off, off the top, ties em off fills it up, with h
Truly Fkn Crazy
ALL LOUNGE OWNERS ESPECIALLY NEW LOUNGE OWNERS ~~~WARNING~~~ Anyone who is looking for a lounge tech Do not let *widow* The WiDoW ,,, Nicoles ol' man!,, father to two poochies & grandpa to two lil fishes@ fubar be involved in you're lounge He has trashed 2 lounges so far after getting pissed off Mine was one, the other he also worked at as a *lounge tech* earlier and he trashed it as well when he left their lounge He took it up on himself to eject and ban people from the lounge for using EMOTES He didnt like my telling him He had no right ejecting or banning anyone. ITS ALL GOOD THO WIDOW TAUGHT ME ALOT. AND WITH THIS KNOWLEDEGE WE WILL BE BACK UP N RUNNING TODAY THIS FUBAR * LOUNGE TECH* WARNING BROUGHT TO YOU BY FknCrazy**aka muffie** Owner and DJ Of CLUB NAUGHTY N NICE ***FuPsycologist**@ fubar Ok Weve all seen it! lmao And Seen how Petty & Ungrateful One Person Can Be. But Please Everyone Scroll down.And read
An Erotic Story, Please Read And Show Love
The Raindrop I am lying in a field I go there often for inspiration I lay naked on a blanket and look up at the stars in the sky Sometimes I write and sometimes I read Tonight I am reading some stories and poems that one of my good friends wrote He is very talented and his writings are very erotic So much so that they always turn me on As I am laying there reading A lone raindrop falls on my forehead I am startled at first because I dont know what it is I sit up quickly and it starts to roll down my nose Then stops to tickle my lips I think about brushing it away But as my hand moves up towards my face The raindrop rolls slowly seductively down my neck Now I am intrigued at where this little drop may wander next My nipples stand at attention They are hoping the little drop pays them a visit It rolls down my right breast towards the nipple As if being pulled a magnet It dances downward over my rigid nipple Sending a shiver down deep into me It makes its w
Blah Blah Blah And More Damn Blah
Thanks for all the emails and message from those of you who care. As always they mean a lot. Snapple is doing much better. Her anal gland was abscessed and she had to have some minor surgery but she is slowly getting back to her normal wild self. She goes back next week for her check up and we'll see if she has to have the glands removed or not. I think she will be fine for now. Just a word of advice...if you have dogs, and are not familiar with the anal glands (I certainly was clueless about them), please do some research on them so that you can be sure your pet doesn't go through what Snapple did, because she was a VERY sick baby girl. As for me....well I went Wednesday back to the ear, nose and throat specialist and had my cat scan done. This was done to see exactly what all how to be done to my sinus canals and ears to stop all of the infections. Without going into detail (I just prefer not to at this time), the cat scan did not show good results and they cannot perform any type
Psychic Me At 14: The Rape Of My "friend"
I am a psychic. I have had far too many experiences to name that aren't at all "logical" so yeah... I believe in psychic powers. The gift (the curse?) has run in my family for many generations. It will continue to be passed on from generation to generation like an heirloom. I don't regret having my gifts, but it does hurt me how some people have treated me because of it. I once had a friend who, upon my warning her of being raped by a guy she took interest in at an arcade, told the police and our classmates that I set her up. I was at the mall with her when we saw him and every time I got near him I had to run to the bathroom and puke. Just looking at him made me sick to my stomach. I told her he was going to rape her and to stay away from him. As I said, she told everybody I set her up. Unfortunately some people, because of not knowing ME (I'd NEVER do such a thing not even to my worst enemy), believed her. I was also harshly questioned by the police and had to lie about what I saw in
My Art Part 1
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Thank You
->misterak25...: and i wasnt at all offended ->misterak25...: all i mentioned was the ass bush... didnt i and not i dont feel strange... i know that im not pretty i came to terms with that a LONG time ago and i feel that since im fugly i can almost make fun of someone else who isnt pretty....its like only blk ppl can call other blk ppl nigga but if a white person says it, its all of a sudden racist misterak25...: and this is not meant bad... you can do what you like... i do it the same way... but don't you feel strange, due to your own outer appearance when you talk negative about the look of someone else? i came on to see this in my shout box. i am soo fucking happy that someone else sees the same thing i do about me. and yes i am VERY harsh in the mumms especially when i told that woman that glasses cant cover her fugly, she should use a paper bag. but this is the internet i didnt even say anything bad about the guy who SBed me it was about a NSFW mumm he posted and the
Responcilibilty
FACE IT, Nobody owes you a living, What you achieve , or fail to achieve in your lifetime is directly related to what you do, No one chooses his parents or childhood, but you can choose your own direction. Everyone has problems and obstacles to overcome but that, too, is relative to each individual. NOTHING IS CARVED IN STONE. You can change anything in your life, if you want it badly enough. EXCUSES are for losers: Thoses who take responsibility for their actions are the real winners in life. Winners meet life's challenges head on, knowing there are no guarantees, and give it all they've got. And never think it's too late or too early to begin. Time plays no favorites and will pass whether you act or not. TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE Dare to dream and take risks... Compete. If you aren't willing to work for your goals don't expect others to. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. Keith Kennedy, 1985
New Pics Just Posted!
Hey! I just posted new pics! I'm really bored.. I will be taking more pics tonight.! If you want anything please let me know and I will take any kind of pic you want! Get at me! Let me know Love my pisc.. Rate them and Leave Sexy Comments! Take care of me and I'll take good care of you! Mauh! Thankx again
My First Auction
Click Picture below to Own Me !!!My FIRST Auction ... Please be Gentle !!!Brought to you EXCLUSIVELY by :~PebblesinAZ~Co-Owned by Tappinit & Emanon! xoxo Co founder of THE FREAK SHOW! Woot! XOXO Read my Bl@ fubar
Why?
I DONT KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT ALL I KNOW IS IM SO SICK OF PEOPLE, THEIR LIES AND STUOID SHIT. WHY CNT PEOPLE JUST BE HONEST?DO WHAT THEY SAY THEY R GOIN TO DO...BUT THATS JUST NOT HOW IT GOES YOU KNOW.IT SUCKS AND I AM JUST SICK OF IT..I LIKE TO THINK THERE IS STILL GOOD IN THIS WORLD
11 Rulez Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some
Irony And Complacency
As I lay broken into what feels like a million little pieces on the uneven playing fields of love, I peer up into the shadows of Justice. She stands there, majestic as she hoists her mighty scales of balance with her beautiful flowing robes whipping around her proud full feminine form in the midst of the whirlwind of turmoil derived by my emotional angst. She begins to speak to me in her always reasonable voice, almost void of any humanity due to her seemingly callous, yet fair, judgement of life "I heard from Irony that you have befriended Complacency, before your friendship becomes too settled and dependant I should tell you about your new friend so you understand the choices you have set forth upon with this course of action." Somberly she continues, "You see my dear child Complacency befriends those who are fearful of change. She seeks out those whom she knows will fit within her ideals and not step outside of the boundaries. She adores and coddles those afraid to take a ris
A Tired Mind
its late an my mind is tired but i cant get you out of my thoughts i want you bye my side i cant get enough of your amazing smile to hold you to feel your lips next to mying to hear your voice upon every waking moment an yet still want you even more to hold you bye my side forever an always with your hand in mind an my heart belonging only to you it doesnt feel strong enough unless i know your mying forever to hold an never let go!!
Poeticimage Original
My mind will go on with the beauty of thoughts of holding one bye my side knowing i will see her soon time seems to pass bye slower and slower through out my days but when i hear from her each night my heart skips a beat an the evening seems to just fly away soon the time will come when i can hold her in my arms atlast holding her softly against my chest to feel my heart beat next to hers an softly kiss her lips with such passion that all the days events seem to fade away lotting her know how she makes me feel so deep inside and with that moment we will know it is meant to be an i will never have to lot her go.
Respect
I am a very nice person and sometimes flirty and I will talk to everyone and anyone. Thats just how I am even in real life. Just because Im flirty shouldn't make people think that I'm here for they enjoyment. or that I will get totally nake for them. There is that line of respect that shouldn't be crossed. But most people cross this line daily even in real life. I have some pictures up that are kind of sexy for me. And I don't mind by any means people leaving pervy comments thats fine. Its all in good fun. People are allowed to say what they want. But when people take things too far thats a different story. It really annoys the hell out of me that people ask for my YIM and think that I will get totally nake for them. That is not right, not fair and just not respectful. I am sure that there are many people on this site that are more then willing to show everything they have to the world but thats not me. I'm sorry. Yes I have pictures up of me in a bra. But this is where I am
Flag This One..
ok so i recently had a blog flagged by some nameless coward. why? a blog is kind of a personal thing then u go and flag it cause it offends u in some way? well good, heres more reasons.. 1.there isnt a GOD...u are all alone here except for your friends and family.act right for the hell of it instead lookin forward to some stupid idea like heaven. refer to this other blog.. http://www.fubar.com/blog/88834/376008 2.im, somewhat, prejudice. i hate how people act and talk now because of some stupid genre of music and a shitty attitude. "Keepin it real"? another excuse to be a fuckin asshole and have some dickheaded excuse. i'm not gonna say too much about illegals except, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COUNTRY IF ALL U WANNA DO IS TAKE ADVANTAGE AND TAKE JOBS JUST TO SEND THE MONEY AWAY FROM THE COMMUNITIES YOU EARN IT IN!!!GO FUCK YOURSELVES..we are gettin more and more fed the fuck up.. 3.your mom sucks a mean dick. ok i only had a couple but u get the point.. to my friends..lov
Let Us Know
If you think you'll be coming down for Bike Week or any other time, comment here and let us know. We can let you know where some of the "hot" spots are and some to stay away from. We'd love to meet you for a drink or a cup of coffee!
Encounter 4
Climax I appraise your desire gauging passions moment Your smile wicked eyebrow raised in challenge You arch your head back exposing necks vulnerability I see your pulse and imperceptible lifes blush I lean forward whisper you are mine my love I kiss necks tender flesh nibbling your lobe I follow with questing lips your necks sweet decent I trace your collar bone with curious fingertips Hands guide me to soft flesh, moving to sighing breath lips brush nipples swelling at my touch in anticipation parted lips cares inviting curves, exploring tasting My lips part teasing erect flesh exploring texture. I circle desires peak rosy sweet passions indicator Warm wet mouth tasting texture on rough tongue. teeth graze as you push forward arching your back hands entangle hair guiding your desires I take your queue My hands trace your silhouette moving lower to your arching back I lift you close against me so you can feel my desire. Your legs lock my waist in fir
Fighting With Children.
MuMM: http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=362538 Seriously now. Read through the MuMM and comments. Update: I guess shes decided to delete her MuMM. So heres the clone: One of my very close friends is taking nude pictures for a guy on the net for money. The guy is around 50, and my friend is 15. He tells her to take pictures of certain parts and makes her masturbate with ODD objects and take pics...for every picture, he sends her a check for $150... Should I step in and try to stop it? [ex: contact her parents, talk some sense into her, since the guy is doing something illegal..] Or should I just leave it alone and let her be exploited because it is, afterall, her body and her life? One of her comments: Im bullshitting?! OKAY?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I POST A MUMM IF IT WAS BULLSHIT! And WHY would I lie about something like this?! My comment that pissed her off: Because only a fucking idiot would come to the internet looking for answers to a serious problem? Es
Nz Dolphin Rescues Beached Whales
NZ dolphin rescues beached whalesby BBC News NEW ZEALAND (BBC) A dolphin has come to the rescue of two whales which had become stranded on a beach in New Zealand. Conservation officer Malcolm Smith told the BBC that he and a group of other people had tried in vain for an hour and a half to get the whales to sea. The pygmy sperm whales had repeatedly beached, and both they and the humans were tired and set to give up, he said. But then the dolphin appeared, communicated with the whales, and led them to safety. The bottlenose dolphin, called Moko by local residents, is well known for playing with swimmers off Mahia beach on the east coast of the North Island. Mr Smith said that just when his team was flagging, the dolphin showed up and made straight for them. "I don't speak whale and I don't speak dolphin," Mr Smith told the BBC, "but there was obviously something that went on because the two whales changed their attitude from being quite distressed to following the
How Dolly Ends Her Day.. Naughty Dolly...xxx~
I find myself laying in bed evry night trying to put my head on the pillow and fall asleep.. Instead, every night I find myself sooo fucking horny that I cant just fall asleep.. I start to think about all these naughty, kink, taboo things and then I find myself starting to run my fingers over my shirt, rubing my fgers over my nipples.. Feeling them get really hard.. I start thinking about you sneaking through my window while everyone (including myself) is asleep.. I think about waking up to you hovering over me with your cock right by my lips.. Its at that thought taht I take my mands and run them over my black lace panties that are getting very wet.. I begin to take my fingers and tease my clit with them.. I can feel my clit throbbing.. OMG Im so FUCKING HORNY!! I start to shift in my bed and my mind comtinues to wander.. I start thinking about how when I see you standing over me with you hard throbbing cock out, I want to yell out for help but Im too late.. You put your hand behind m
What A Fuck Stain
jay_blaze: hello.....i was curious if you might be willing to help me with my panty fetish???? please???? ->jay_blaze: fuck off cum stain jay_blaze: awwww was just curious as to what ones on no was all ->jay_blaze: go fuck yourself and die ok? jay_blaze: =( ->jay_blaze: go cry somewhere else i dont want you in my shout box yes another fucktard i collect them :D
The 80/20 Rule In Marriage/relationships
Not only for those who are familiar with the term from Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married," it is based on a principle that basically states that 80% of all results are from only 20% of effort. The rest all being irrelevant! When I saw them make a reference to that in the Tyler Perry film in regards to marriage I thought it was wonderful. After having read "Living the 80/20 way" a couple of years before the movie (which I totally recommend for the avid readers) I wondered what people felt about that same concept? As we all know there is no 100%, no one is perfect, and often times we might realize that's what we were looking for, and then sometimes people referred to their end result as "settling". I have now come to believe that you are capable of having only 80% of true and complete fulfillment from your other half, it is inevitable to give up 20%. Where the question comes in is what 20% are you willing to give up and do without KNOWING that we can't have it all. I hope I'm no
Don't Sweat It
Last summer was a disaster. I was walking around in Abercrombie jeans and a red Abercrombie shirt. Nike Shox covered my painted tootsies, and underneath it all were some fabulous boxers decorated with bananas. But someone forgot to tell me it was going to be hot as all hell today, which I didn't find out until it was too late. It was roughly about 95 Fahrenheit in the shadedunno, maybe warmer... Imagine how hot Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie's kids would be. That was this particular day but with flies. So I was walking around, not lost, but simply exploring an area I was unfamiliar with. After exploring for about an hour I noticed my legs were sliding off each other. Oh shitI was suffering from a case of the dreaded slippy sack. It was as if my nuts were covered in Teflon, minimizing any friction between my ample thighs. This was bad then it got worse. Moments later my butt-cheeks joined this game of slip-n-slide. You know that feeling you get in the
Bake Me Sketti
Make spaghetti like you normallly do. Then layer it in a pan with cheese and baco bits in between the layers. Put some fresh parsley on the top layer of cheese Put in the oven till the top layer o cheese makes a crust but it's not burnt! DON'T BURN IT OR YOU'll FUCK IT UP. Makes 2 pans. Bam! Dinner is Served.
Gitchy Gitchy Cherry Cheesecake..
Why Gitchy Gitchy? Because after you make the cherrys and put them on talk it does a tango on your tastebuds 2 sticks cream cheese 1/4 cup Sweetened condensed milk 1 to 1 1&1/2 cups o sugar 1/2 cup lemon juice Blend it all together till all the lumps are out. Keep tasting it till it's as sour as you can take then refrigerate for 4 hours. (yea i know thats a long ass time stfu.) For the cherries.. Cherry pie filling put it in a sauce pan add 1 tbs of butter 1 teaspoon of nutmeg and 1/2 cup of sugar. Continuously stirring till the butter melts and it looks thick. POUR OVER CHEESECAKE omfg.. Have an orgasm and a good day.
Cheezy Toe Burgers
Real Simple. Make a damn hambuger.. I broil mine because i dont like my stove all greasy n crap.. Anywhoo.. Cut an onion and sautee it in worchersrekeltjakl sauce Cut a big thick piece of velvetta cheese put it on the burger let it melt in the oven (after it's turned off) put onions on cheese add bun. Best meal you could make in 20 mins.
Please Pray
Hi everyone.. im asking you all to please pray for my friend Nick.. He is in the USA ARMY and he is in a real bad place right now in this world an in his head... He has seen things that only we see in movies or imagine.. I feel his hurt an his pain... he lost 2 of his buddys yesterday from his Unit an basically had to pick up the pieces he seeks revenge in the worst way an my fear is he wont be rational an watch his ass or his other buddys an just go for blood... Please pray that he is aware of his suroundings and that he makes it thru this ruff time in his life an for him to wake up tomorrow and just be stronger for what happened... In Gods Speed Nick.... please be careful
Weirdness
Why is it that people will not choose the newspaper from the top of the pile, and reach under to get the next one? Now I'm sure not everybody does this, but you know a lot of people do. Come on you've done it!! And the thing is, that the person who doesn't have the weirdness just picked up the top one, so the one that's on top is the one that was just "the one underneath" five minutes ago. What do people think is really wrong with the top one? Do we secretly think it has anthrax granules on it and we are going to save ourselves by not picking it?
I Wonder
Sometimes i sit and wonder about what the point of it all is. You know it all just seems so pointless really. we work hard to get what we want only to then realize that we really didn't want it to begin with. How crazy is that? Human nature is completely insane. Fortunately we have each other to count on. Let us hope that our friends never leave us. 03/18/08
Galveston Baby Microwaved Wtf?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN GALVESTON? IS THIS THE NATIONS CAPITAL FOR KILLING BABIES? GALVESTON Joshua Mauldin stared into thin air as his taped confession was played to the jury. I put her head in first, Mauldin said as he confessed to putting his two-month-old daughter in a hotel microwave. She was wearing a onesie. He went on to say that before putting the child into the microwave he put her on the bed and hit her. I put her in the safe for five seconds, Mauldin said. Then, he said he put her in the refrigerator. I shut the door for 10 seconds, Mauldin said. After taking her out of the refrigerator, Mauldin said he went on to stuff her into the microwave. Mauldin said that after allegedly leaving 2-month-old Ana in the microwave for 10 seconds, he took her out and put her on the bed. I felt she was warm. I was freaked out I didnt notice she was burned, he said. Her face looked like porcelain, really shiny, jelly-looking, Mauldin s
Omg I So Cant Believe This
the last few days i have had pictures and stash rated NSFW I so cant believe this. Arent we adults? Its like this if anyone on my friends list cant handle my pictures get off my friends list I dont bother anyone or rate anyone NSFW maybe I should start. That is so not me.
I Am Finally Over You !!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate to say it, but its true, I am finally over you. I've waited so long for this day to come, and for once I am completely done. I am finished since you fed me lies, I can't take the tears that came from my eyes. You led me on and its such a shame, In a way I know I'm the one to blame. Do you think of me when you're with her? You went behind my back when we were together, theres one thing I know and one thing you'll see she will never ever be me You talked shit about me to all your friends I wish that was where this story ends, but sadly your lies kept slipping and over your words I kept tripping After all this time I should have known one of these days you'd leave me on my own Now I am glad I can finally see You're not the boy I thought you'd be.
Fury Contained
the sky weeps shedding the tears that i must hold inside. thunder aches with its peal covering the pain that i bury. lightning slices the darkness its rage mirrors my own. huddled, seething within my breast i cover it with smiles and false sunshine showing no one. the clouds in my eyes are mistaken as a trick of reflected light as inside i scream alone. the fury of a storm trapped inside burning for freedom; but still i hold tight, for the fear of unleashing the wrath and pain gives me strength to hold the reins and contain the lashing agony. they could not understand and because i love, even in my limited capacity, with torturous effort, for them i smile. D. R. Hyden written in a moment of clarity, in a cessation of the blinding rage that bubbles constantly... anger issues? lmao...probably...but i still smile.
Sexy Eyes Contest Rate And Comment Please
sexy eyes contest please rate and comment thanks you sooooooo much Muahhh!!!! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1288555&albumid=892099&i=1526738884&idx=8
Do U Need Help Leveling? ...
For everyone that is looking to level. Just sharing some helpful hits and some links to help make it easier on you from a bulletin. To those looking to level easier when you find things on other friends page, DO NOT RIP pictures that you would like to use, ask them if it ok and give them credit for it. There are no points on ripped pictures!!! For those that are at 99% the only way to level up is to add a salute. If you need help adding one here is a blog on how to add them from Year of the Dragons .. click here Having stash makes leveling so much easier. {I checked and you get 7 points per thumbs up, 12 points per thumbs up during happy hour}. Here are links to help you find stash easier. Thank you to The Confederate Bomber for allowing me to share with you. MUSIC & VIDEOS: imeem EZ-Tracks noolmusic youtube pcplanets videocodezone flycodes music-codes GAMES: jigzone addictinggames embedgames owensworld sploder
Who I Am
Another night again Another journey without friends Another a fight to wish away the loneliness I live Another circus show Another face that I don't know Another night of people asking what I have to give I thought that I would drown But it's okay by now And all along the way I feel a part of me I have to fight Buried somewhere deep beneath my skin The emptiness in me is fadin' I can see my life is waitin' Now I know I'm livin' for who I am Now I know I'm livin' for who I am... The fire grows inside The feeling can not be denied when everywhere I turn there's signs because they push me Well I was fallin' down But it's okay right now And all along the way I feel a part of me I have to fight Buried somewhere deep beneath my skin The emptiness in me is fadin' I can see my life is waitin' Now I know I'm livin' for who I am When everything seems grey When everyone is fake No one really knows you Look into their eyes Rip off your disguise Let 'e
Yes It Is True !
Yes it is absolutly true, My Profile is locked tighter than a bullfrogs water tight as*hole.... The Reason ? 1. I have no need for Point Whores 2. I have no need to be a part of someones Numbers to advance their rate or status 3. I have no use for fake friends my 20 or so are better than 99% of your fake friends 4. I choose my friends ! Liars, Thieves, Inbreeds,I diots, two faced and scumbags do not fit my criteria of someone i want to be associated with. I am my own person with my own personality which sets me apart from 70% of people here on FUBAR. I have better things to do other than Lie, Cheat, Steal, Start Rumors or someone that cant back up their mouth or lets someone run their mouth for them. I have A Low tolerence for ignorance and I see nothing changing on FUBAR to open my profile up for any of the above reasons and allow ignorance to run rampant on my profile. To Those whom I have added to my profile You are the truest of true dont let anyone tell you d
What's Been Going On...
I haven't really been on much in this past month. I've been so busy. I started cocktailing at the local strip club in late December so I'm there until almost 3am. Now, I tend to sleep more because my sleep cycle has gotten disrupted. School has been crazy busy, but I love it. But I never see my friends anymore. I just don't have time. And it pisse sme off when they aren't understanding. Sorry, but I need sleep and I need time with my son. And I definately need to study. So I'm sorry if I come across as bitchy but unless you are my job, my school, or most importantly, MY SON, I don't really have much time for you. Wow, that sounds awful. I don't mean it to be, and I know I'm rambling. But you know what? I'm tired. I haven't purposely ignored any of my friends on here, especially my real-life friends. But I have to keep my priorities straight right now. My friends mean the world to me, but I gotta take care of myself and my son. Ugh. Just needed to vent a little. Hope I d
Reality
Too many lies, too much bullshit. I met a woman here but she believed lies and left me for another man. She claimed she loved me.
Night Two...
Currently on the phone with Ms. Mojito and she said that they are on their way to get some movies and hang out. I got some pictures texted today. I'm so jealous that she's somewhere much warmer than where I am. She's currently recovering from jet lag, but is feeling a little bit better now. I just lost signal, but she is alive and well and enjoying Captain Cooter!
New Walk
New Walk I am standing in a ray of light. With darkness only a few feet around me. Afraid to move in any direction. Because the darkness will envelop me. I hear and see the darkness calling me. Promising me hapiness,pleasures,and riches. Beyond my wildest dreams. I can feel all the evil lurking there. The sadness,loneliness,and even death. I stand there feeling deep inside my heart. Knowing within myself which way to go. Straight ahead where the light travels. I take my first step forward. The voices of evil start to disappear. Its always there in the distant darkness. Calling and tempting me. I know I am on the right path at last. Sometimes along the way. I can pick out a few lost and lonely people. Join me in my new walk! Rhoda Suzette Doggett Copyright 2008 Rhoda Suzette Doggett
Do You? Can You?
"Do You? Can You?" From one heart to another... Do you feel the pounding of my love for you? Can you hear my song of love for you? Do you feel the warmth that radiates through my entire body? Do you see my body glow with the love you give me? Do you see my eyes sparkle like diamonds with happiness? Can you see through to my soul that floats through me to you; wanting to hold you high above all? Can you hear my mind telling you my heart loves you; with such passion and understanding? Do you see my hands that want to hold you; through all eternity, with a love so true? Can you hear my thoughts of all the things I want to share with you? All my secrets are yours and yours alone? Rhoda Suzette Doggett Copyright 2008 Rhoda Suzette Doggett
Engrish
Now I know I'm pretty fluent in my English (cept for when I talk and have numerous brain freezes). But I work with numbers, and just recently have discovered that I can't process numbers in English when someone dictates them to me without translating them into Russian first. Like phone numbers, calculating revenues at work, typing in Credit Card numbers,etc. I feel like a retard when people tell me their CC numbers and I have a total brain overdrive trying to translate them and having to ask all over again. GHHHH
If You Really Want To Know Me Then.....
If you really want to know me then you must understand the things that come alone with me . First there's a word that you must look up and study.That word is "ostomy"you will need to look in the medical dictionary for this. May find it others but to get the full meaning yep medical. Let me give the information for some of you anyways... it is An operation to create an opening from an area inside the body to the outside.The surgical construction of an artificial anus between the colon and the surface of the abdomen. There procedure is indicated as part of the treatment of some cases of diverticulitis, Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, colon cancer and intestinal obstruction. Ok out the list of reasons mine is colon cancer. I have dealt with this for almost 4 years. There's nothing they can do for the cancer but keep me happy and try to be pain free. Sometimes that works and sometimes it doesn't. Though out the last 4 years I have found some great friends with my family to help
Just Like Mommy!
this would be my youngest Isaiah.. he was not happy that I did a video with jules and not him while he was at school the other day.. soooo I wanted to say hi:D and call mel a cranky butt..IT WASNT MY IDEA!!!
Contest Upgrade....
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Good Bye Fubar
Family.. friends... I just wanted to tell you Good Bye.. I am leaving Fubar for a few days.. maybe a week. who knows.. a month maybe.. This place has gotten in my head too much.. and I am hurting so bad... I have lost so many friends on here.. my lounge isnt fun for me anymore.. I don't have any help with it.. NONE! It isn't growing at all.. I am feeling so alone.. I can't handle this anymore.. I see other girls get all sorts of help with everything they do here and I have to do it all alone.. and I just cant watch the young hot girls get everything any longer.. So, I am now on a mini Fubar vacation.. I hope you all have a Happy Easter and all that.. Cassie! Owner of the crappy as hell The Pool Hall Lounge.. See yas all around.
Some Poems
heres some old poetry that i wrote. you can read if you like. and comments would be oblidged. im thinking of going back to school to become some sort of writer. so let me know if im crazy or if i might have something going...... anyways here goes.. fallin swiftly on my own knowin desperation just past in a daze to all of life living and wishin wishin it would all end take this everlasting pain my heart it quakes not much more can i take my hands are shakey now tears rushing down my cheeks cant see the pages blurred vision, blurred thoughts knowing now that all is wasted what am i here for? the pain and the struggles knowing that i was wrong knowing that i am wrong knowing that im always wrong what am i here for? am i still living? is it worth it? to open up when i know that all awaiting me is pain? knowing that ill never be happy never be truely happy i just wanna run away never look back live alone so i may not touch again not try to love again prom
For My Darling Allan Lee.
Listen you little weasel, stop fucking talking about me. Your mouth is not worthy of my name. From this day on anything negative you have to say about me you better keep to yourself. I am fucking tired of hearing about it. Maybe if you weren't such a gigantic sandy vagina you could come up with something better to do than obsess over me. Ever wonder why we talk shit about you in profile comments? Because we know you sit there boiling about it and it's HILARIOUS. You are not the debonair, suave Casanova you think you are. You are a pathetic, useless sack of used tampon slime. You wanna know what makes you that way? Your weight? NO Your interests? NO Even the fact that you live at home and play fucking board games? NO It's because you're a scheming, conniving fantasy addict. Your life is so fucking pathetic that you have to live in this fucked up reality. "Hi you've reached the office of Allan Lee" OFFICE? What your fucking shed? That shit hole in your back yard wher
I'm 4 Sale Again
Here is your chance to own me i am up for auction. Click the bid to bid on me Minimum bid will be $20,000 FuBucks.. Serious bidders only. Cash prizes encouraged
Rogue Love
She walks on spectral whispers haunting my dreams and in her wake, love gleams through aberant wisps of enchanting mists, I am going to risk my heart again. For I am love, I am romance, I am the rogue of the midnight dance and I will not turn away a chance to tread in that intoxicating domain.
My Friends
hi all ok, i seem to have to make this very clear to some.due to recent requests 1...i am a crossdresser 2...i do not befriend males, i do however make exceptions for other crossdressers, transvestites, and shemales. 3... my email address is given to people i trust, so please dont ask for it, you will probably not get it, if i want you to have it, i will give you it. 4... my mobile number is for very trusted friends, so asking for that will get you blocked. 5... and if i ever find this "box" guys seem to want, it will only ever be given to a women..that quite clear, for the hard of reading :) I think that covers it to all my friends Happy Easter, love you all Mandy xxxxxxxxx
Guidline 1 (the Negative) For The Ladies
After 11 years of experience on the net, I have to the following guideline: if you cannot stimulate my mind then you will not be able to stimulate anything else, density of stimulation as well. Do not rely too much your hopes on your physical, for fried chicken has legs and breasts too. and for those that swallow books as well, m not interested in recitations, unless you are a reader AND a thinker not to fail to mention a dreamer. if you find yourself all of a sudden with a fantasy then please do not waste my time, I would be much obliged if I was near, but I am not. take that fantasy elsewhere. If my photos only attracted you, then only a simple compliment or comment would do just fine, feel free to have them, my shell will fade one day anyway. To those that pop like corn, you know that you will be eaten, and before that moment you try to slip away, think ten folds before making any move. and ahhh yes the collectors as i call them, i am NOT an item therefore continue
Becoming Friends
well needless to say that a friend is someone you KNOW, that means friends communicate frequently, interact etc... now what to do then as you might be pondering now? very simple, if you feel you can have a conversation then do it, if we find common grounds later then the friendship request follows and so on. If you liked what you read and found it suitable to your likings then it would be logical to rate it andor comment on it. If you liked any of the photos the same applies, pls i am not looking for points. if you liked both then I got music for you to add to the senses. I am very much a devoted friend (as much as a lover) and I take that word seriously . so there you go. if things go well it would be more than a pleasure to move away from the annoying shoutbox thus exchange of messengers addys. Cheers.
Photo On The Night Stand
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks. 'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues. 'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear. 'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured. 'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers. 'Well, who in the heck is he, then?' he demands. She whispers in his ear "That's me before the surgery"!!!
My Grand-daughter
My Grand-aughter who is posted thru-out my Profiles is haveing Seizures that Since Monday the 17th of March came on suddenly.StLouis Childrens Hospital hasnt determined just what are causing them,and are still running test on her to find out why.All the test that they have run have came back negative so far.They have done Spinal taps,EEG's,Blood work,Ca Scan's and still cant find anything that could be causig them.Please my friends Pray for her.S has been in my life since Birth as her Dad was in Iraq erving his Country when she was born and I took her and my Daughter in so I coulkd make sure they would be fine till his return.Please pray for her. LOL Dave
My Thanks To All
It has been a very rough week for my and my family and even though my dad has been sick for sometime and I have prepared myself it is still hard loosing someone. I cant believe all of the care and concern I have received from so many of you. Some I have never met and never will but your heart felt concern has been helping me get through this. I may be 39 but since I am the only girl I will always be my daddy's little girl. You will never know where you will find a friend and just because you may never meet that person, they can still be friends. Thank you all. Love Kathleen
March Of The Ducks 3-21-08
Just walked Roxxanne and seen this....thought it was funny and wierd to see cause usually when the ducks come back from being down south in the winter it is warm here. Or at least there is no snow. I never seen duck prints before. I have the pond on front of my house and the lady in the building behind me feeds them so they always take this route. In the summer there will be like a 100 of them walking in a little procession quaking under my window as they do. Which is usually bout 6 am on a Saturday morning....grrrr This is proof that it should not be snowing....
Back Home From The Hospital...
Greetings friends and sorry for not being around. Apparently I "disappeared off the face of the earth" and wanted to let those who care and showed much love and light that I had a close call and brush (once again) with the man with the Sickle... I was out in the yard and was stung by a wasp. I went into shock, stopped breathing and heart stopped and wound up swollen and blue from an allergic reaction as well as oxygen deprivation. After several days in the cardiac ICU, I had to stay for more tests and antibiotics as well as the usual crap of IV's and getting lots of rest (yeah right - like anyone can rest when they are taking temperatures and blood pressure at 4 AM). Now I have to carry around a new sting kit since my old one was expired and didn't do squat. It's a real scary experience when the world goes dark and cold on a person and what I do remember was not all that pleasant. All the buzzers and bells, feeling of being shocked several times and turning wonderful hues f
New Me
Well I'm finally able to sit up and feel like typing so for those who don't know I had my gall bladder removed on Wednesday. Yeah I know I'm young but they said it looked awful once they got it out. They also checked for one of the stones that had passed into my bile duct and caused me to be violently sick last week(btw they didn't see it so guessing that it passed out of my system). With my health like it was I had to postpone school for the remainder of the month and will finish my last 3 weeks next month. This is not what I would have liked to have happened but hey sometimes you just have to shutup and deal with life. For those who rate or fan me or anything just know that I will try to get back to you as soon as possible but as I'm still in some pain I'm not sitting right here regardless of being signed on or not. For my friends that have sent me gifts and well wishes thank you so much it is very much appreciated as are you. Hope to be back talking to people within the week. ^_^
I Hate Reality Tv
Anyone else sick of all the reality crap on TV? Pretty soon it will just be down to one show called Who Hasnt Been on TV yet and itll be me, three Amish guys, and the WNBA all-stars. And theres nothing real about them. Lets put up a bunch of unemployed college kids rent-free in a condo, and call it The Real World. Any college kids live like that? You want real, make those 10 losers share a 3-bedroom house, hit the plasma center for food money and have a kegger to make rent. The Bachelor - one guy dating 25 beautiful women, yeah, thats real. How about a show where a guy tries to date two women without either finding out. Theres a show. The Bachelorette - a woman using a bunch of guys to get free dinners and gifts? That never happens. The Nanny shows - great idea to reward shitty parenting by paying them to be on TV. And how bad would that piss you off to spend months working your ass off on a great show like Friday Night Lights only to realize five times as many pe
I Left "sisters 4 Life" Here Is Why!
Read from the bottom up, she also treated my good friend Micki like sh*t, she told me I use people lmao yeah ok, all I do is help people, cant stand people that act like no one has a brain but them, if u dont like what I have to say about this group then remove me, I dont care! Anyone that is close to me knows I wanted to start bad girlz/boyz 4 life! for along time, but she thinks im copyin her, at least I didnt start a bombing family for my own personal gain like she did! ->SuperStarr...: u make urself look bad not me, and everyone that knows me, would laugh at u saying i use people SuperStarr...: you people sure know how to create drama! SuperStarr...: go ahead and post a blog copy cat!!! ->SuperStarr...: omg I use people lmao all I do is help people u dont know me SuperStarr...: oh yeah your so tough..... using people for your own gain...... I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU ->SuperStarr...: NO its not ->SuperStarr...: I mean really where do u get off acting like sumone
Hi All
Just to let you all know that I will not be online for a couple of days as I have my parents coming to visit me. I have not seen them since August last year. I still hope that you carry on showing the love that you show me. Have a great Easter all & I will be back on Monday, Luv Di aka PiNkLaDy xx SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE! SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE! SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE!
Poetic Image
Love for a woman Comes in so many ways It is always so specail When shared between two It can come on so strong an yet be so true When ones soul can meet with anothers There is nothing that can be so specail It can take one look Or even a thousand words But when it hits so fierce an feels so right there can never be another to replace it from that first night when you met thru the tought of your first kiss the memories of your first touch when you place her hands in yours through the sparks that can come together in your mind from that first romantic evening an to beable to hold her in your arms forever
Poetry ~ 5 Senses
Galloping rhyme and meter about the senses, an older poem Listen to the poetry, listen to my words Listen to the rhythm I keep, in this poetic surge Listen to the chirps & the singing of the birds Listen to the car creep & beep on the curb Listen to the train rock a by on the track Listen to its whistle bellow on its way back Listen to the haunting screech of the owl Listen to the alley cats midnight meow Listen to the dogs break of day howl Listen to the cooing from the flock of fowl Listen as the water breaks on the rocks Listen to the fishermen reel in at the docks Listen to the time tick tock on the clock Listen to the keys jingling at the lock listening to the soothing classic sounds of Bach Listen to these intricate verses I concoct Then Listen to the wind spin & cool you Listen to the list of laws & of rules Listen to the passion & energy of tool Listen to these rantings & ravings of a fool Feel the spring grass tickling your feet Feel the sweat drip
Restless
I listen for you always you whisper in my ear I feel you always close to me even if you arent here I stop at unexpected moments, a smile lighting up my face A vision of your shapely form makes my heart pick up the pace I know your always with me I feel you close to me when Im in the mountains in the air or restless sea Our paths are shifting always those fickle sands of time to a moment that is destined to re define sublime My love will never waver though shadows cross my mind I will not leave this realm or see you left behind Ill weave the strands of fate bend solutions to my will Till every acing moment every dream I will fulfill My soul reaches out for you with every breath I take Well make the heavens tremble the very earth will shake
Attraction Duex
So after reading my blog I realized that it was incomplete. I talked about my attraction issues now I have to flip the coin, just like I always seem to pick the ones that arent attracted too me I am getting hit on by women that I am not attracted too. So it must be a universal thing. So never mind we all seem to have that problem and it hasnt been figured out yet and probably never will. SO I continue on being shot down and having to shoot down. Am I shallow to want someone who stimulates me visually as well as mentally. I know right off if you catch my eye the hard part is finding out if the inner you is as beautiful. I am a realist, a relationship wont work if you dont have both if those parts. Visual and mental. But thats how I see it. Like it or not that me...
What About Jokers Wild
I am The FUBAR Funny Man you want a good laugh I am the Prescription you need. Down to Earth & Easy to get along with unless you realy try hard to Pi*s me off! My BIG peeves are two faced people, Liars, Theives, cowards, Fakes and people who dont know the diffrence between Real Life and the internet. If you have alot of Drama around you I'm not Interested in Being a Friend, Fan or anything else and if you wish you may block me and move along, I am here for Me and my real friends and nothing more, POINT WHORES ? dont even bother just move along ! and since the Admin of FUBAR do not get involved with altercations on FUBAR The Best way to deal with stupidity is the block button. I personaly think they should deal with issues on FUBAR and keep their customer base happy and get rid of the Azzwipes but I dont see that happening anytime soon so block button and your page being set by friends is the best option for dealing with stupidity. PLEASE READ MY FULL PROFILE ! M
Haters
OK I POSTED A MUMM ASKING IF PORN PUTS U IN THE MOOD, AND IT WAS TOP MUMM AND AFTER IT EXPIRED IT WAS FLAGGED AS NFSW TO WHICH I CANNOT SEE HOW THATS POSSIBLE, THERE MUST BE ALOT OF HATERS AND THATS OK YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO YOUR OPINION, BUT TO PICK ON ME FOR NO REASON, WHO HAS SHOWN THE UP MOST RESPECT TO EVERYONE, WHO EVER REPORTED IT WAS JUST WRONG IN DOING THAT BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH ASKING THAT QUESTION WHEN I SEE ALOT WORST IN MUMMS, BUT WHAT CAN YOU SAY YOU LIVE AND YOU LEARN
Boyfriend Application
1.Are we friends? 2.Do you have a crush on me? 3.Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5.Would you enjoy it? 6.Would you ever ask me out? 7.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9.Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10.Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12.If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13.Do you/have you talked about me? 14.Do you think I'm a good person? 15.Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17.If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: 5.Body W0ULD Y0U... give me your number? kiss me? let me kiss you? watch a movie with me? take me out to dinner? drive me somewhere? hug me? buy me food? take me home to me
Whatever (my Theme Song)
And I wonder Day to day I don't like you anyway. And I don't need your shit today, you're pathetic in your own way. "I feel for you... Better fuckin go away I will behave... better fuckin go away!" I'm doing the best I ever did I'm doing the best that I can I'm doing the best I ever did... I don't need to fantasize. You are my pet all the time. I don't mind if you go blind. You get what you get until you're through with mine! "I feel for you... Better fuckin go away I will behave... You better go away!" "I feel for you... Better fuckin go away I will behave... You better go away!" I'm doing the best I ever did I'm doing the best that I can I'm doing the best I ever did Now go away! [repeat 2 times] I'm doing the best I ever did [go away]. I'm doing the best that I can... [go away] [repeat 2 times] I'm doing the best I ever did I'm doing the best that I can I'm doing the best I ever did Now go away! [repeat 3 times] I
Amber Rip
My sister jus passed tonight at midnight.I will miss her soooo verry much!!! I wish i could tell her how much she meant to me and that i loved her. She may not have been the best to me but she was my sister none the less.I feel like part of me has been ripped out of me and ill never get it back. Amber wherever you are i will miss you dearly and ill never forget you!!! Love always your bro Chris. My sister leaves behind a son and a daughter and her husband Jeff who did 3 tours in Iraq.May you find peace and happiness wherever you are!! Ill miss ya and my boys will too!!
Hmmmmmmm
Dont you just hate those that choose to be alone for the holidays and then have a pity party when they get what they want. They use their friends affections for them to feel sorry for them. When all they have to do is pick up the phone and make a call??? I mean come on if a person wants to get out of their house and be around friends and family all they have to do is click on the red and x on their page. and step away from the computer. Its really sad when ppl use others via the internet for their own pity party
Morning Fu Bratz
Hugs With classes starting in a few weeks I am going to put angelbrat in charge of the bratz. I will not be leaving just won't be here as often as I am now. Most of you have my messenger id's and my number. I will try to make it on for awhile in the morning, just might not make our conferences. love Dee
About Last Night ...
Well, it started with me not being able to get any calls or texts on my cell from Persia for about 4 hours, and it ended with her half naked in the front seat of the car saying "I thought you loved me!"
Check In Is Open For Auction
Come one come all and get in THE Slut's first ever all woman auction....who knows, maybe I'LL own ya!!!! Auction starts April 1, 2008and Ends April 7, 2008. Entry is 100k (pls have in by March 31st) and we'll start ALL bids off at 125k to ensure that ya get your bux back. If you want in PLEASE send me a private message with the link to your pic you wanna use as well as your offers. I will promote you as best as I can and you can feel free to do the same. I'll guarantee your entry fee by saying that if you get no bids I'll bid on you....;-) AND if I want you, I'll bid on ya first....lol....or 2nd, or at some point...hahaha. So what are ya waiting on, go on, pick out a pic, make up an offer sheet and message it to me...go on...NOW.....PLEASE NO DRAMA, ANYONE CAUGHT PURPOSELY DOWN RATING OTHER ENTRIES, OR STARTING TROUBLE WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE AUCTION WITHOUT WARNING AND FUBUCKS WILL NOT BE RETURNEDCASH VALUE ON FUBUCKS:STICKY BULLETIN = 250,0001 TICKER = 250,0001 DAY BLAST = 375,0003
The Knewest One Written
when i dream at nightit feels so real to hold you close to feel your touch againest my skin my heart begins to pound as i look into her eyes full of so much desire i can almost smell her perfume an taste hers lips againest my own an with such overwhelming beauty i begin to awake restless in need to dream alittle more i lay there for hours trying to feel it the same but yet i know i must wait till the next evenings brush to fall asleep an dream of you once more.
Something To Offend Everyone
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 20 years and 55 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a n
Goodbye?
When I first signed up on here I really enjoyed it. Met a lot of really great people, one in particular. But lately it seems all anyone cares about is NSFW pics... or rating pics NSFW when they shouldn't be... and leveling up. No body wants to chat anymore. And as for that one friend. Well her and I had become "best friends". However recently things have gone down hill between her and I. Not really sure how it all started. But awhile back I... well lets say I did a favor for her. She told me recently that she would be able to "return" that favor. Hmmmm yea hasn't been returned and in fact I now can't get her to return my calls, emails, etc. Guess so much for that "friendship" What a laugh, right? Guess you could say I learned my lesson. There's not much point to this blog... just needed to get some of my thoughts and aggravations out. Not yet sure if I'll leave this site for good. Although some of you may have already noticed I'm rarely on here anymore anyway... now
Really Need Ur Help Guys
i am in a new contest. need 50000 comments to win 1 million fubucks. the contest starts 8 eastern time tonight. would appreciate any help u can give me......the main reason i am in this one is because since my other account was banned . i lost alot of fubucks and i just want to get some of them back. i know this is alot of comments but if any of u could help me out. id greatly appreciate it click on this pic to comment bomb me. the contest is open
Tag, You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was born in New Orleans,LA 2.I was adopted. 3. I love to cook/bake. 4. My favorite color is yellow. 5.I used to have a cattery and bred show cats. 6.I was part of the team that was responsable for getting the IMAX camera operating on the space shuttle. 7. I hate yard work. 8 I grow orchids.. 9. I love classsical music. 10.I'm an amateur radio operator, and certified skywarn spotter/storm chaser. I am sending this to...Chell, Beep, Sylvia, Learning to Fly, and Cheryl.
Starry(my First Fu-owner)
Meet my new FU-Owner...This Girl will leave you "!Starry!" eyed!! One of the most THOUGHTFUL people I have ever met!! She may not like the best football team but she will surely "Steel" your heart!!! Is it you she's daydreaming about?? Check her out and find out!! You too can catch this falling star..click on her pic below to check her out and show her some love...I guarantee you won't regret it!! I sure don't!!! !Starry! Fu-Owned by JOHNNY~~Fu-Owner 2 SoNiC420!!@ fubar
Week 3
WELL I HAVE TO THANK ALL OF YOU AGAIN!!!! I WON WEEK 2. I HAVE PASTED THE CONTEST BLOG HERE FOR ALL OF YA TO READ. IT GETS KINDOF TRICKY THIS WEEK. PLEASE STAY POSTED FOR MORE DETAILS. THANKS AGAIN EVERYONE!!!! Congradulations to the winner for the second straight week Chevy! I know that there was already talk about this maybe being a popularity contest, but the reason that he won this week was based on the fact that he hit the 15 point bonus. It leap frogged him into first place over 2 of you that had been tied for the lead. The bonus kicker this week was for longest comment. I see many people leaving comments like 'vote', 'nice' and 'pretty' and I wanted to award the person that had a picture left with a real honest and true comment and this was Chevy and he won because of it. I want to also say thank you to Ape for joining and Im sorry he had to exit so quickly. Have fun man. Now, onto the week 3 contest. This week is going to be a little different again. Im going to ass
So Fucking Rude.
I fucking hate when I'm having a conversation with someone on an instant messenger and we're just chatting away then BAM they say bye and sign off all within a few seconds not even giving me a warning. I mean WTF?!?! At least say bye and let me respond. I fucking hate that shit. I understand when something comes up and you've got to run. But when the conversation is just flowing and you up and leave for no good reason without even a "bye" "talk to you later" "kiss my ass" or nothing it pisses me the fuck off. Here lately I've had a few friends do it to me on IMs and it's really getting on my nerves. SO BLAH! What the fuck ever. I'm going to bed.
Fear?
So what is this fear fad that some people are getting into? Webster's Says: fear(fr)n. 1. A feeling of agitation and anxiety caused by the presence or imminence of danger. 2. A state or condition marked by this feeling: living in fear. 3. A feeling of disquiet or apprehension: a fear of looking foolish. 4. Extreme reverence or awe, as toward a supreme power. 5. A reason for dread or apprehension: Being alone is my greatest fear. Alright I can go with that. So now that we all know what fear is, what causes it? Is it like number 1 says? Because of imminent danger? Nah can't be, that doesn't apply to the reason for this blog. Number 2 is out as well, same concept as number 1. How about 3 or 4? Nah those are both out too, there is no great power here and certainly nobody to look foolish too, except the one you face in the mirror each morning. SO it looks like our winner is behind door number 5. Alright now that we've determined it's a reason for dread or apprehension th
Thank You To All ..who Helped Me Godmother
I Want to Thank All that helped me Level to Godmother, Especially BooBoo and her Shadow Levelers > > I Would Also like to Thank My Fiance Andrew for even getting me this far. If it wasn't for all his hard work, I would have never made It. I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART AND THANK YOU! WIZARD ~REAL LIFE FIANCE OF MISSSBUTTERFLY~ Once again Thank you So very much! All Love will Be returned!
How Do You Do It?
My problem is simple. I'm no good at seduction. When a man answers the door in less than a towel, I become a retard and don't know what to do. I had no boyfriends growing up, unless you count a first grade crush, named Blake. Blake would send me sweet little notes and meet me after school, and hold my hand and kiss my cheek. Things were awesome when Blake sent me a special Valentine card that he had cut into the shape of a heart using pink construction paper and a red doiley, and glitter. It said, "I Love You" on it, and he had made it with his own two hands and put it on my desk. I kissed him after school and when I showed the Valentine to my dad, he told me that I was too young for a boyfriend, that I couldn't have a boyfriend till I was 35 and that he would get his shotgun after him if he tried to take me on a date. My father of course, was being over-protective and kidding, but I cried that night and told him the next day that my dad said I couldn't have a boyfriend. I
My First Contest(starts Friday Tonight)
THIS IS WHERE I FINALLY NEED ALL OF YOU.. WE WILL SEE WHO IS THERE FOR ME.. MY FIRST CONTEST. NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET. WILL RETURN FAVORS TO ANY AND ALL!!!!! LOVE YOU ALL AND THANK YOU. ~BRATT~ Please show Bratt & her Daughters some love CONTEST WILL BEGIN MARCH 28th, AT 7 P.M EST & WILL LAST TWO WEEKS, ENDING APRIL 11th, AT 7 P.m. EST Click on the pic below to start bombing. Please leave a comment or two to help out and return the love that she has shown you. She is always quick to help others so let us all help her out as much as we can too.
Arghhhhh
This place (job) is driving me freaking crazy! I'm tired of being the one doing all the shit and getting nothing for it. I've been here 7 years and I'm still thought of as a peon when I'm the one that pretty much runs this fucking place. I've started looking for another job, but in this economy it's not going well, and I can't take a pay cut. UGH! What the hell do I do? I feel myself getting ready to go postal and curse everyone I see out, including customers. Man I thought venting would help...but it didn't. Maybe I'll just go home and drink instead lol.
Update
After some of the strangest, most tortuous and vile testing of my inner ear, we've found that out of the possible 200 pathologies, I have 3. I have NO Balance System. Both utricles of the inner ear are deficient. Ladies and Gentlemen ---- Stop the Presses! THERE IS A GENUINE DIZZY BLONDE --LOOSE IN FLORIDA! TALK ABOUT ONE-WOMAN ROLLERCOASTERS: SHE'S RIGHT HERE typing this silly blog. If you encounter a chat, message, IM or tryst with this particular blonde... she's insatiable and has no idea how many times she will be on top--spinning around your cock. Oh and did I mention she has a voracious desire to give oral pleasure? I'm the dizzy blonde....
~the Dream Team Bombers~ Looking For Team Players
~THE DREAM TEAM BOMBERS ARE HERE~ ~STOP BY HOME PAGE TAKING IN NEW FUBAR~ TEAM PLAYERS ARE: CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT: ~THE DREAM TEAM~@ fubar
Of Old Men Wanting To Be Young...
A friend of mine told me that if a man dumps a good woman in order to chase a piece of ass, he's not a man. He's an ass. Personally, I liken the whole mess to allowing children to eat freely from their Halloween bucket. Eventually, they gorge themselves and puke.
I Love You
I have a smile Stretched from ear to ear To see you walking down the road We meet at the lights I stare for a while The world around disappears Just you and me On this island of hope A breath between us could be miles Let me surround you My sea to your shore Let me be the calm you seek Oh and every time Im close to you Theres too much I cant say And you just walk away And I forgot To tell you I love you And the nights Too long And cold here Without you I grieve in my condition For I cannot find the strength to say I need you so Oh and every time Im close to you Theres too much I cant say And you just walk away And I forgot To tell you I love you And the nights Too long And cold here Without you
New Member To The Dream Team
Stop by and show the team player some love
I'm Always Right!
You Mostly Fight Fair When you fight, you tend to remember your end goal of resolving conflict. However, you can get a little too wrapped up in your own feelings. Remember that there are two sides to every argument. And even if you think you're totally right, you should take more time to hear your partner out. Do You Fight Fair?
Well Since Everyone Else Is....
You Are 52% Happy You're definitely a happy person, even though you have your down moments. You tend to get the most out of life, though there's always some more happiness to be squeezed. How Happy Are You?
Dr Phil Has Nothing On Me!
Your EQ is 167 Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. Seriously though, your whole "Don't Worry, Be Happy" philosophy is really what defines emotional intelligence. You're warm, open, and very optimistic. You know how to act appropriately, even if you don't feel like it. You are a good communicator, and you have little difficulty with personal relationships - even when you're dealing with difficult people. In general, you are successful, capable, together person. You get what you want out of life. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
Help Me Get To Disiple - Thanks Trouble For This Dear
My great friend LisaSweet is so close to getting Disciple. To the ones that know her, she is always there for us when we have Happy Hours, or when we need to level, or bomb. To those that dont know her, take a second to get to know her. You will find out that this is one of the sweetest people on Fubar!!!! Lets get her leveled!!!! ♥ lisasweet ♥@ fubar Lets do this!!!! Love ya Lisa!!!! Miss Trouble Club F.A.R Col. Dream Girlz Fu-Owned By *B!TCHWH!SPERER* and Suave (His Fu-Wifey Too)@ fubar
How Open Am I???
You Are 87% Open To say that you're comfortable in your own skin would be an understatement. You're very into yourself, and you love to tell everybody everything about you. While you may have the makings of the next Oprah, it's likely that people sometimes tune you out! How Open Are You?
A Friends Work !!
Somewhere theres a man Thinking of his child Wanting to hold his wife He may be thousands of miles away But his family is kept in his heart He hopes he'll make it until tomorrow Boots laced up Gun at his side This soldier stands with pride He knows this may be his last day alive And his time may soon come To leave this land behind Oh how it brings tears to his eyes But he will risk his life For all of us to be free Because someone has to stand up For this red white and blue we see.
That's About Right.
You Are 24% Open You are open at times, but generally you don't let many people into your inner world. It's possible that you have a friend or two that knows you well. But to most people, you are a total mystery. How Open Are You?
Ok Female Or Male Friends
This isn't a joke or anything, my wife is selling Arbonne. It is really good stuff I use the guys stuff and it is incredible on my face. Anyway, trying to help her get started and I seem to know alot of females. If you are interested she can send you a catalog, and give you all the info. If interested pm me and I will give you her phone number, I'm not going to openly put it here for obvious reasons, thanks, Mike
:d
Sorry I aint been on much for past coupla days but lack of sleep was getting to me so took a coupla nights off so I didnt carry on nodding off at work ;) Anyways, to my point. The security job I applied for finally have a training slot open so i'm gonna be doing that all next week, wish me luck.
New Ta Dream Team Is Here
/> THE DREAM TEAM IS IN THE HOUSE! STOP BY AND READ OUR RULES TO BECOME A DREAM TEAM PLAYER! ~CHECK OUT THE HOME PAGE CENTRAL: ~THE DREAM TEAM~@ fubar (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE FREE STYLE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA' on '2008-03-27 19:53:30') (repost of original by 'Thickndaazz4ya (NBSD Family Promoter) & Member of Dylon's Divas!!! Fubar Queen 2007-08 Drink Me' on '2008-03-27 20:01:45')
I've Decided...
I'M CUTTING MY HAIR THIS SUNDAY! I'm done with it being too long to do anything but a ponytail or bun. And it's so damn hot with it down. I'm done. I want it shorter! My birthday is Monday and my mom is coming up to see me on Sunday. SOOOO I'm going to do it!! WOOT!
A-z Of Swearing
http://bohdate.com/monkey_comic_a.html Clicky-clickyA>
New Member
sassylildevil..r/l gf to unclebruty@ fubarplease ad and welcome this new member...ty
*looks At Ceiling*
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real" You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Bomb Fam Page
Hi.... We need to finish the contest for FU*Bombers Family Page as soon as we can. It's a 25K contest for 14 days....... and we get a 30 DAY BLAST for the Family!!! WOO HOO!! The sooner we finish it, the sooner the Family gets the blast..... Let's go and FU*BOMB SOME A$$!!!! >>>>> BOMB FAMILY PAGE NEXT
Why... I Wish I Knew Why..
Why does it alwayz have to be bad? Why do I feel like I can't be around? Why is everything always my fault? Why do I feel like I am such a bad person? Why do I always feel like I am the wrong one? Why do I feel like there is nothing left to live for? I really wish I knew.... because it seems I don't have what it takes to ever be good enough.....
You Are Who You Are. Change For Noone.
This is my response to a MUMM where the woman asked if she should restrict herself from practicing her bisexuality because her ex hubby/husband (wtf?) didn't want her to be bisexual. WHAT.EV.ER. Read on: You are who you are. Don't let anybody stand in the way of you being true to yourself as long as you are not hurting yourself or anybody else. Far too often people are willing to sacrifice their own happiness with who they are for society. I personally view that as self destruction when you surrender to becoming the person people want you to be, not who you ARE. That's what I think.
Ok Ppl
To whomever is marking my pics nsfw, I am going to get right to the point. Stay the fuck off my site if ya can't be mature enough to rate pictures. This is suppose to be an adult site, act like a fucking adult. Dee
Globals
I am so distraught... My globals were back for about 3 minutes, before old hags reported it and now they are gone AGAIN! WAAAA!!!
Contest Starts Today@ 5:00 Pm Est
Hello to ALL FUBAR Family & FRIENDS & MY AWESOME Fubomber FAMILY!! I am entered in a CONTEST KIDS! It starts at 5:00 PM EST TODAY!!!!(3/29/07) I have a link to the Contest Host, the AWESOME "PassionMan!!" http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1145479 This is a 7 day contest.. My Tat is the Scorpion on my left shoulder, the long Blonde hair in front of my shoulder... Please click on the Tat Contest folder @ 5:00 PM EST... and show as much love as often as YOU can! I appreciate your participation in advance! I LOVE YOU ALL!! MUAAAAZ!!! She's A Proud FUBOMBER~Fu-Wifey to Sleazy Rider~ Manager/Trainer~Fubomber Family
Beautiful Morning
Beautiful Morning Daylight comes as the morning breaks, You wake with a deep seated ache, As your Master sleeps there by your side, Your need for me is something you can't hide. Slowly your hand slides down my chest, Not wanting to disturb me from my rest, But deep inside there burns a fire, Not knowing if you can stop your desires. Gently you wrap your hand around my cock, Enjoying the feel, so warm and soft, Slowly you stroke it up and down, The ache inside grows in leaps and bounds. Slowly under the sheets it starts to grow, As you slide the sheets down past my toes, Lower you crawl there in the bed, Gently you wrap your lips around the head. Taking me deep as far as it goes, Feeling more pleasure as it continues to grow, Back to the top to where you can taste, Catching the precum, savoring the taste. Quietly you suck it in deep, As your juices are beginning to seep, You freeze as you feel me move, Hoping I don't wake up to soon. You look up
Thoughts About My Family
My Four Leaf Clover People say that a four leaf clover is good luck. For 24 years Ive been searching for my four leaf clover and never found it. Id look in clover patches every time I saw one, and when no four leaf clover was found I thought my life would never have good luck. Then one day I met my husband and my stepson. Later on down the road I received the greatest gift of all, my 3 wonderful sons. As I sit here on March 29, 2008 I have realized that my four leaf clover is not a plant that can be found in a patch but my loving wonderful family. I have my husband Charles as the stem, the one who holds this family together. The one who provides this family with everything we need. My 4 wonderful sons Jesse, T-Charles, Michael and Elden are the four cloves, the ones we hold up to the sky with love. They are the ones that will soon branch out and grow stronger and someday have little cloves of their own. The roots are the love that has produced my lucky four leaf clover and that
Have You Seen Me?
Have you seen me? Not the face in a pic that blends into an average place can you see the light that shines into the hidden recesses of my existence? My eyes give you passage into the well of my thoughts? The words I write is me Take the time to read there you will see the real me you will have seen me in unguarded moments of introspection and will you see your reflection upon my face? Do you hear the timbre of my voice in words speaking only to you? Has my touch penetrated to the core of your existence? Have you seen me?
My Thing For Guys With Shaved Heads
So, Im in my manic phase again, as you can see from the blog prior to this one. For those of you who are like "What the hell is a manic phase" kttn? Well..... the kttn is psycho, and by Psycho as I have mentioned previously-- I am bipolar, level 2 I believe (its been a while). So being bipolar I have some extreme Highs and Lows. Well the HIGHS, which are all that we care about class (lol) are my MANIC Phase. For some people, being manic means, shopping sprees and doing things to excess. For me, my sexdrive goes thru the f*cking roof. Now, I have been doing some observation about this to get a better idea of whats going on with me during these different phases because I dont medicate. I have to admit, I dont medicate PURELY for how great the Manic phase is. Well with that said, one of my gorgeous bald friend's requested that I listen to a song..... and we all know how hooked on lyrics I can be considering it seems every other week a new song has moved into the arena I call "theme songs"
How Do You Live Your Life?
How You Life Your Life You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good. You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations. You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly. You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them. How Do You Live Your Life?
The Easiest Contest Ever
I am still trying to win a happy hour... if you could please rate this person at least a 10, fan her, then add her as friend and in the note tell her you were referred to her by king domino... that would be a big help... Stephanie Lynn@ fubar thank you so much...
Your Help
You were my light in the darkest hour. You were the one I looked up to. You were my friend and hero in the saddest of times. You were the one I could always turn to. You were always there with an open view. You were my voice when I couldn't speak the right words. You were my strength when I was facing fear. You were the one to hold me when I fell. You were my angel sent to me in my time of need. You were the only one who understood me. You were the one that made me what I am today. You were all that I wanted to be. You were what I will never be. You are my Angel,Friend,Breath,Life,Body and Soul. You will always be in my heart and I will always love you for being in my life. Never leave any words unspoken to somebody that touches your heart and makes you feel alive. I wrote this for a great friend of mine in Darkness Falls and I hope that these words will help her in small way.
First Auction
Im in my first auction, is being held by the Southern Sex Symbols. Click on the pic below and come show me some luv. The winning bid holder will recieve the following --One month of the following on a daily basis *2 gifts *2 drinks *daily comments --Added as my Crush for a month --Everything rated * pics * blogs * stash. --Pimp out * bulletin * blog *on profile.
Kataklyzim
Bro-you send me a message coming at me like your all hard and shit and then block me?!?!?!?Typical pu$$y b!tch philly fag thing to do.And douche bag?who's the 'douche bag' that could not even wait 2 weeks for his girl before handing out his cell number to some chick he met online in the hopes of getting his dick wet?yea your a real piece of work too my man.don't fuck with me IT WILL BE YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE!
Hate
I feel so crappy I can't even spread my mumm hate :( I lifted my fingers to type somethin about a BBW, and nothin came out of it :(
And I Thought She Was A Friend!
http://fubar.com/user/671637# ROXY...Wow...Where do I start?...Well, She was my friend for almost 2 years and everythin' was cool but as soon as she got her VIP she changed...180...I mean now she thinks she's better then EVERYONE else who aint a VIP and she NEVER returns profile comments, gifts, picture ratings...Nothin...So, Anyway...Today she asked me to vote for her 1 and I said NO...And she snapped...I mean she called me 'Alil punk bitch, Spoiled ass bitch'...All kinds of shit....This is comin from a woman who's in her 50's-60's...I mean GROW THE FUCK UP! P.S. Becareful if you come across her.
Grrrr.......people.......
People on here just need to grow the f*ck up!!! I'm in a contest so I send a friend the link to drop a rate and I get a reply in my sb.."i hv rated ur stuff/left u profile comments and u don't return the love" so I'm NOT leaving a rate...what the f*ck????? I hv rated and returned the love to her many times but not here recently cuz I hv bn sick/in the hosp/and had 2 surgeries in 1 week!!! Sometimes people are just plain FUCKTARDS!!!!!!!!!
No One Else
Again A Lil Different
I often ponder who I am as a sexual being My willingness to explore more changes that answer frequently Few limits, many desires allow for monumental pleasures I would be foolish to deny such wondrous sensations So many things define me as a man Yet this alone defines me as a lover The body should be worshiped, the mind challenged Combining those gracefully will take you places only imagined by few Will you take my hand and guide me places? May I show you what I've found inside me? Can we cherish this together as it evolves and plunges deeper? Isn't it amazing, this erotic evolution?
New Member
DADDYLILANGEL STOP BY AND SHOW SOME LOVE daddyslilangel ~ DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ Ricos babygirl@ fubar
My Dream
My Dream The breath of seduction. The warm embrace Of a love so true. To be lost in the tenderness Two hearts beating as one. Being bonded heart, body and soul. Past and future Written on one scroll The breath of two soul mates. To live for each other Together forever One for another.
Gaia
Embracing the Goddess energy within yourselves Will bring all of you to a new understanding A new valuing of life A vision that inspires you to live and love on planet earth. Like a priceless jewel, buried in a dark layer of soil and stone Earth radiates her brilliant beauty, into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home Experience it as a place to visit and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself As a Soul. Imagine earth restored to her real beauty, Steady trees seems to brush the deep blue sky, The clouds billow to form the majestic peaks. The songs of birds fill the air Creating a symphony on symphony. The Goddess is calling for an honoring of what she allows to be created, Through the form of strength and blood. Those who own our planet, are learning about love.
I Wish I Could Write As Mysterious As A Cat.
A strong argument for the religion of Christ is this - that offences against Charity are about the only ones which men on their death-beds can be made - not to understand - but to feel - as crime. Edgar Allan Poe All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. Edgar Allan Poe All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. Edgar Allan Poe As an individual, I myself feel impelled to fancy a limitless succession of Universes. Each exists, apart and independently, in the bosom of its proper and particular God. Edgar Allan Poe Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears. Edgar Allan Poe Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. Edgar Allan Poe Experience has shown, and a true philosophy will always show, that a vast, perhaps the larger portion of the truth arises f
Pffft Yeah Right
Ok so there was a MuMM about what to do on a rainy day. Being the smartass I am, I said I'd wanna watch God of Thunder have sex (cuz really, who wouldn't wanna see that, right?) And I get this in my shoutbox: (read from bottom up.) uneedatowel?: I'll just nut on the pics of you i printed out. then......thanks honey ->uneedatowel?: hmm I think my husband would punch you in the face if you tried uneedatowel?: i think you're VERY attractive...and i'd love to show my apprecitation of you sexy body...... what cha think? ->uneedatowel?: why? ->uneedatowel?: if God of Thunder is involved uneedatowel?: do u like to watch? :| Then he blocked me lmao. How come the normal guys never nut on the pics of me they've printed out? Hmm...:P.
Please Help!! Help!!!
I AM IN A FOLDER TO WIN A HAPPY HOUR. I NEED 50,000 COMMENTS TO WIN. SO FAR I ONLY HAVE 80. PLEASE GO TO THIS LINK AND COMMENT BOMB ME! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1166057&albumid=919109&i=3051212605&idx=0
Contest ???
Ok After about a week of thinking about it and asking different people there opinion. I have decided to throw myself to the wolves and enter a contest lmao ,,,, Im really nervous about how i will do (i know weird since i really dont try to go for "rates") but anyway HELP ME OUT WOULD U !! you know i will show the love back to you all
Would You
help me in a contest if I entered one? please comment
Defining Moments
I think in our life we have these moments that define us. They can be good or bad or tragic but the one thing they all have in common is that they change who we could have been and shape who we are. I think for me, one of those moments was being raped. Its odd, but in that moment i swear I felt everything turn. Change in some profound and irreversible way. The circumstances of the really bad Lifetime movie I found myself starring in isn't really as important as the fact that i can't quite seem to feel like I left it behind me. I mean, I'm stuck in a lot of ways in this place of "dealing" with it. For example, i have the most wicked insomnia. I have, still, horrible nightmares about what happened. No sleep=no nightmares. Therefore no sleep for me, until i just absolutely have to. I'm kind of afraid to live alone and I shut down completely when a guy gets angry. I feel like there is something inherently wrong with me now in a way that i can't change. And then the logical si
Are We There Yet...part Ii
Sorry to cut the first part of this blog short, but I had to earn a wage. Funny but that wage keeps me in oreos. Anyway.....The first night was good. The kids behaved, they were all in their rooms by 10pm and the doors locked and taped. No one had planned the Great Escape. Yet. We hit the Smithsonian, Arlington National Cemetary and all the war monuments on Wednesday. The kids had to hike from the parking lot to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Quite a little hike. We had told them to dress neatly and wear comfortable shoes. For the most part, they dressed well. The shoes were another issue. Why do females think they can do heels or wedgies for miles on end? Female shoes are Satan's Master Plan to bring about the end of the world. After about 500 feet of walking, the girls were whining and carrying their shoes. They have yet to comprehend the fact or lesson that once a female takes her shoes off, she will never feel comfortable in those shoes again that day. Unfortun
Thinning The List
Today I went through and thinned my friends list and 1 Family member They were all 2nd alarm hotties and dream girlz none were blocked except the Family member and that made me sad to have to do that.The very nature of their L33T groups precludes them from being a friend to anyone not part of their L33T groups,and the constant begging for rates in the bullies I dunno about anyone else but I stopped reading them so if someone needed real help or had real info it wasn't getting read and yes I did help a few out by commenting and rating but never once did they return the favor or even say thanks for taking the time to comment or rate you just read in the next Bullies "Were are my true friends" does anyone really need that much validation LMAO I hope not.So in the future if I click on a pic and its a 2nd alarm or Dream girlz (hotties by a different name) I will rate you but not fan or add
Someone's Hungry
Talk about being taken out of context: I don't know why, but my mouth wants those little sugary balls of yummyness! - RFB
1st Hh Plus A Rate-a-thon
photo hosting UPDATE!!! I am adding to my offer!!!...I REALLY WANT MY FIRST HH TO ROCK SOOO in addition to my offer below I will give 6,000 fubucks for EVERY 100 photos(rated 10)/stash rated!!!(you must message me after every 100)I have quite a few photos/stash so this could be a LOT of fubucks here so save your rates for my first HH!!!!!(if you're saving for spotlight this could help you out!) But remember this offer is only good during my HH Sat. @ 7pm fu-time!!! I am hosting my very first Happy Hour!!!! On Saturday April 5th @ 7pm Fu-Time!!! Now this is really big for me so I want to make it a great one! SO here is the deal! I have a folder with 100 penguin photos in it that I have titled HH Rate-A-Thon. So here is my offer if you rate all 100 11's I will give you 12,000 fubucks, if you rate all 100 10's I will give you 6,000 fubucks! As soon as you finish you have to send me a private message tell me if you use 10's or 11's {I will be checking} to get the fubucks...and you'l
Doin Stuff
Oh, God, I hafta do the dishes :( Oh noesssss :(((
Update
Well I havent been around for a while so I figured id let my friends know where ive been! Well for those of you that dont know.. back in Febuary I went to Michigan for the second time to see RJ (aka Jeezy) and We got engaged. When I came home I went the very next day and got approved for an apartment and we moved in the next day. I got the keys that morning and he flew down that night. Since then we have been getting used to eachother which has had plenty of ups and downs but overall we are great together. We got a puppy named max! He is a golden retriever corgi mix, and he is super cute lol here is a pic... Jayden is getting so big! shes almost 7 months now and she says mama and daddy and nanny and linda and hey and baba and papa. No teeth yet but shes slobering like crazy so i assume they are coming soon. she loooooves to be outside too lol. I figured id include a few recent pics of her too :P Hmmm lets see.. what else... well we are in the
Any Takers?
PROFILEFLIRTS.COM Damn, it is April Fool's not Valentine's!!! Well, you could bid on me... and I would plaster your page with rates, comments..... Add you to my family/top friends Owned by/slave to in my name Possibly crush you during the month.... If the bid were to be a VIP and it was longer than a month then so would your ownership carryout. Any other ideas? Just ask I am flexible.
R.i.p Brother Red
Rest in peace my brother you did not die in vain Rest in peace my brother though we do not all know each other we all share a common pain Rest in peace my brother though they protest us one day they will understand Rest in peace my brother the people that you fought for will remember you allways Rest in peace my brother the world will miss you so Rest in peace my brother we will allways keep your memory alive Rest in peace my brother and do not worry we will finish the mision with you in our hearts. Rest in peace my brother we will carry you in our hearts for the rest of our lives Rest in peace now brother for you will not be forgotten We will always miss you R.I.P Red
The Thought Of You Ms. Focsi
The thought of you Ms.Focsi starts me trembling A fire is raging deep inside my heart I can still feel your body close to mine The way you held me so tenderly I still taste your kisses on my lips Alone, I hunger for those kisses tonight My mind recalls the words you spoke The way your hands explored my body The time spent with you passed quickly but your loving has left a burning fire A fire that only your love can put out and I wait for your return with open arms. To My Friend Ms.Focsi PS: I know it sounded kind of freaky lol
My Fu Brother's
A Big Brother is a guy that I love to be around he is a close friend found A Big Brother is a guy that I can go to for advice he is almost always nice A Big Brother is a guy that I know will always be listening he is never ever missing A Big Brother is a guy who has always seemed to care he is almost always there A Big Brother is a guy I may get mad at once and a while he leaves me with a smile A Big Brother is a guy that I can always look up to he always knows what to do A Big Brother is a guy who I am really happy to see he always understands me
The Dying Swan
So exquisite. Always brings tears to my eyes... "Such beauty cannot be contained." REL
Special Thanks To....
I WANT TO THANK MY WONDERFUL SWEET FRIENDS FOR HELPING ME IN MY GIVEAWAY THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER HERE THEY ALL HELPED AND DESERVE MAJOR PROPS AND LOVE FROM EVERYONE FOR HELPING ME WHEN I COULDN'T DO IT MYSELF!!! I AM INCLUDING A FEW SIDE NOTES ABOUT A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS WHO HELPED ABOVE THEIR PHOTOS PLEASE GO AND SHOW THESE AMAZING FRIENDS SOME LOVE!!! AND IF I MISSED ANYONE I AM VERY SORRY PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL ADD YOU!!! ~~Sunshine~~ ☆ Dream Girlz ☆ ~~Stilletto Girl~~Fu-Owned by Silver Diamond & Jak~~@ fubar JOHN Enforcer@Club Misfits/fu-owned by~ m Fk Prꧧ~@ fubar {MRmostunderated is getting close to level 22 go show him some love} **MRmostunderated**Miss B no.1 stalker,pimped by lsd's shell,FU/BRO/to Cutie and Starr@ fubar {Mysticfairy recently got her account reset she was almost to level 22 go show her some love and help her get back where she was!!!} Mysticfairy@ fubar {1969 has been a wonderful friend to me from the very fi
Calling All Djs.......
Check out the SUNSET CAFE for yourself.... and come join in on the fun!! DJ Devine ~PromoMgr Kryptonite Lounge~HeadDJ@Sunset Cafe~FuLuvMember~Owned by FU BF DJ Superman!@ fubar
Not Ready Yet
Theres a world outside And I know cause I've heard talk In my sweetest dream I would go out for a walk But I don't think I'm ready yet I'm not feeling up to it now Just not that steady yet And I don't need you telling me how There's some happiness And my stone face cracks again Maybe sometime sooner or later But I don't think I'm ready yet I'm not feeling up to it now Just not that steady yet And I don't need you telling me how So if I leave my room Don't you tell me to lighten up Maybe sometime sooner or later But I don't think I'm ready yet I'm not feeling up to it now Just not that steady yet And I don't need you telling me how - Eels
A Lil Brother
A Lil Brother damn ya can work a nigga nerves, but we love when ya do it, it shows you care A Lil Brother someone we can guide and try to help them grow, tho we gotta let them grow on their own A Lil Brother he who looks up to us even when we're wrong so now we gotta do right A Lil Brother can hold it down by himeself but if he gets his big brothers involved ya niggaz done A Lil Brother so damn bad but yet so innocent cause all he know is violence and pain A Lil Brother who's pain is never to great for me or any real brother not to feel A Lil Brother Big P you are the true definition but you already know, because my lil brother aint so lil no mo
Man In The Mirror.. Or Woman Either Way They Suck!!!
So I venture into the grocery store for a span of 10 minutes maybe. Keep in mind my day was already great:D( NOT!) and I come out to my passenger side mirror half gone!! I mean they were kind enough to leave me half my mirror you know? My car has been thru more shit since I have got it a year ago.. both my mirrors were already replace due to the fucksticks my ex hangs with or gets into a fight with and decide to come down my street and fuck with my shit.. not countin my windshield I had to get replace cus one of his fucktards friends g/f he slept with came down and sat his fatass on it shattering it into a million pieces.. arg! Also I have my safety inspection coming up this sat.. and I need new tires cus the pot holes and shit around here are like lake size and did a horrible number on them this winter. well I keep tellin myself that some people have worse shit goin on in their lives and I should stop bitchin and whining about b/s. then my other side kicks in and
Eternal Recurrence
Eternal Recurrence"What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine." - Nietzsche (The Gay Science) From this Nietzsche quote, where would you stand, would you see the demon as a demon who speaks lies or see this demon as a god who speaks true to your heart.
Morph
does anyone know anything about them. what do i sav them as to load them on fubar?
Did Someone Say Big Black Boots? Which Pair?
What Your Little Black Dress Says About You You are lively and outgoing. You are naturally friendly. You enjoy meeting new people and making new connections. Your style is whimsical and unique. You're good at putting together interesting outfits. If you were a shoe, you would be: High heeled boots The Little Black Dress Test
Wuv, Twuuuue Wuv... ♥
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low. This doesn't mean you're
Blah..
I am not having a good day.. Well part of it sucked.. the rest of it was just regular.. I failed my fucking chemistry test and im so damn mad i could just scream. I dont know what happened. Fucking stupid cunt ass bitch punk cunt nugget mole-gram conversions... Which i got right last night when i was studying but today it looked to goddam foreign I was lost......... I R Sad and tired... i think i needs a nap. ugh.
Family
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. ~Richard Bach
Will It Bite The Hand Which Feeds It?
Will Machines One day Turn Against Us? We are entering an age where machines and computers are getting more complex and out of control. There are now huge advances being made in the robotic industry, and therefore are we not simply designing and creating our future enemy. Also it makes you wonder if we ourselves were perhaps created by superior beings as experiments, or as slaves to them once upon a time. Perhaps we revolted against them and now we are about to make the same mistake by designing something with the ability to kill us. Not going to happen If you look at the robotics industry, you will see they have no plans on making a completely independent robot with a true mind of its own. It would be stupid to make such a thing. Making a robot friend or lover or anything like that has serious ethical questions. All robots can be programmed without feelings or concern for its own well being. This way, there will never be a revolt, because they are just like the computer you a
Every Minute
Death comes upon us all sometimes we know when othertimes it is but a suprise in the night. know that in my life i have found you and every minute i can spend by your side is a minute of my life that will be more precious then any other. There is nothing in this world more important or desired by me then loving you every minute of the day from far away, or close by i want no more then to share every minute we can with one another. Through the good times we can make memories that last eternally Through the bad times we can grow closer as one. For standing by someone in their time of need is the visual desire of love from one to another and being with them in happiness is the purest love shown to all. copyright 2, april 2008 j.stacy (uglypoet)
Lol...lol...this Is Why I Love My *family*.
Report: TWO MEN IN AL FOUND CHASING GOATS! Birmingham, AL - In the small town Bessemer right outside Birmingham, two men have been arrested for animal cruelty. Johnny Boy and Painter have finally been arrested after years of running from the FBI. These two men have been responsible for nearly 1,000,000 goat rapes. For years they have had police and the FBI dumb founded. This started back in 1975 when 10 local goats where foun... developing story
Fairytale Relationships Don't Exist (stop Fooling Yourself)
Sometimes we go toward a direction,that leads us into the possibilities,but never the reality.We see things in one light,but actually darkness at the end of the tunnel.We hide in fantasy,and forget what is real and what isnt.We set out to share our lives with this one person,only to have our dreams shattered and there is no turning back.We pick up the broken pieces,and we go onward.But.how can we ever be the same,as we was before we open that door and walked in.And I walked in,and bloomed.The pedals are faltering,and the morning dew catches the tip and slowly drips to the ground.And this time I will walk along.And shall never open that door again,and walk through.It is best to keep that in what i was,that in which made me whole,it the bottom drawer,in a box.Will I ever love again,probably not,I havent found the one thing I want,ever woman's dream,to be swept off her feet,and be number one.I have always been second best.And that is where I will stay.But,I will take second best,and be ha
Hurry Up And Block This Guy
He gave me a "1" how generous of him! Please don't rate him back or comment him...that just gives this freshmeat more pnts! Drewman@ fubar
Results
Ok well I called the lab and the blood test came up negative. So.. now that I know I am not prego... thats great But.. now WTF is wrong with me.. why am I not starting...
Please Bomb These
Remember everyone these are the pics you need to bomb so make sure you leave lots of comments to help out our fellow family members!!
Mystik On Air 1
Comming up next He's takin over the airwaves live from ☆{{{{FuBaЯ's Afte Hours}}}}☆ It's Dj Mystik he'll keep ya mystified with the fresh beats and cool jams...Don't know your way? Well all you have to do is click this Dj banner here to come chill with us were we love our members!!!...
Aye Papi!
Big Papi Smurf@ fubar I am pink because of Papi!! Thanks soooo much. :D Show him some love!
Omg...thank You Everyone!!!!!!
Thank you all from the bottom of my heart..Im greatful too each of you for all the love you are showing me and will do my best in the nest few days too return all the love back too you. I'm sorry that im not able too return any of it tonight but i have maxed everything on the God Fathers earlier and have nothing i can return. Im greatful too have awesome friends like all of you... Much ♥ to each of you......
The Fairy Bush
When I was a child I visited some family in Ireland. I had a great aunt who lived on a farm. Well the Irish have a belief in fairies. I love the stories, its a very rich folkloric culture. There was a field on her farm and the only thing in the field was a large bush, called The Fairy Bush. A bush with long thorns. The legend is that you can't climb it without getting scratched, because the fairies will scratch you. I told my aunt I wanted to go out to the fairy bush, she said well you'd better watch out for the fairies!! I remember the mischievous look in her eyes as she said that. :) We went out to the field and I looked up at the fairy bush. It was tall and very large around, who knows how old it was. I looked at the big long thorns sticking out all over. I didn't try to climb it, I was afraid of the fairies. I think the fairy bush is a metaphor for life. If your going to climb it, your probably going to get scratched. But its worth the climb, even so. Don'
Just Cause You Are Asking....
For those who are wondering, my other account was placed on a frozen status, so that is why I am using this new account. I guess they tried to shut me up, but as my boyfriend would tell you, thats not possible :) hahahaha HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Woke Up
I had the strangest dream.. first part: having to send my husband to the hospital 5 times due to blood pressure skyrocketing and him passing out... me flipping out on my boss because he wouldn't let me leave to go to the hospital till he got there... (told him to fuck off among other things) second part.. me and husband are driving..and somehow we get in an accident and flip on to this platform thing over water... the platform starts breaking and me and husband scramble (bleeding and all that jazz) to get off the platform because there are big rocks in the water... husband shoves me off the platform just as it breaks and i watch him die... scared the crap out of me... and as tired as i am i can not fall back to sleep...
Haha
I just have to say that my exam today was the easiest exam I've ever had the pleasure to take. Had an hour to do it and lets just say I coulda done it four times over :P So now I just have to wait for my results
Stupid Guestion...
I see these user IDs with hearts in them and I wonder... How the F do they do those? &hearts doesn't work. And another question... Can you do stars? _________________________________________ I HAVE THE COOLEST FRIENDS. 9734 ☆ THANK YOU!!!
Upcoming Deployment
HELLO EVERYONE TO ALL THOSE WHO KNOW ME AND ALL I AM ABOUT TO GO ON A DEPLOYMENT TO AFGHANISTAN AND I WANT YOU ALL TO KEEP MYSELF ALONG WITH MY FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF ARMS IN YOUR PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS AND CONTINUE TO TILL WE ALL MAKE IT HOME. THANK EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT
[silly Jungians]
(Taken from a Jungian personality test I took today) As an INFJ, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where you take things in primarily via intuition. Your secondary mode is external, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit with your personal value system. INFJs are gentle, caring, complex and highly intuitive individuals. Artistic and creative, they live in a world of hidden meanings and possibilities. Only one percent of the population has an INFJ Personality Type, making it the most rare of all the types. INFJs place great importance on havings things orderly and systematic in their outer world. They put a lot of energy into identifying the best system for getting things done, and constantly define and re-define the priorities in their lives. On the other hand, INFJs operate within themselves on an intuitive basis which is entirely spontaneous. They know things intuitively, without being able to pinpoint why, and wit
Chaos Theory
I swear they made a movie about me and has a guy playing it. :o Go figure. Out in theaters April 11th.
Open Wounds
I am a fool and i freely admit that. In spite of all the bad things that have happened to me, all the pain that i've been through and all the suffering other people have caused me, I believe in giving the benefit of the doubt. I believe in forgiveness and in the concept that human beings are basically good. Even after having my heart stomped on and my trust violated time and again, I still come into every interaction with a person with an open heart and a trusting soul. The thing is, I honestly and truly wouldn't screw anyone over or misrepresent who i am or intentionally deceive anyone so even after all my hurts I don't expect anyone to do those things to me. I honestly feel like I give people no reason to lie to me. I'm one of the least judgmental people on the planet. I give people no reason to feel they have to lie to me. I accept people as they are, and don't try to mold them into who I want them to be. I give so much away and don't ask for anything in return so i don'
My Only Perfection
My Only Perfection Ive plagued the world with search 4 the perfect melody but my hart could never let it ring. i could sing operaz 2 every mountain or play sonnets 2 every sea but without U it would all mean nothing. It leavez me in awe how u erase all the flaws and lead such a blind hart 2 see U take thingz that cant be sold and U turn them all 2 gold inside of me. My lifes mistakes now need no correction U are my paragon of fates U are my only .... my only perfection. ................................ in all the 6 dayz inwhich the world waz made, there were 6 dayz of work left undone... ...until u came along and set the right for whats wrong... Of all creationz youre the most beautiful one. U must be a diamond in the eye 2 nature'z most valued of pridez, You have all the angelz envy. Youre the pinnacle swan; youre the reazon 4 the dawn, inside of me. Im sure everyday god cant hesitate 2 say when looking down on your face "U are...
New Member
PLEASE ADD THIS NEW MEMBER TY:)(mmmcutelilbrat )~greeter @ the ace cafe tbldg~shroomies bitch ~*git r done rebel family member*@ fubar
My Thank You Too All Of Fubar
WOW............ Thank you just doesnt seem too be enough too say too all of you. I want too thank everyone for all the love you you poured on me for the last few days. Im simply still in awe. Fubar you Rock.. There is no way too individually put you all in here because I had too sleep and there was rates going straight through the night and all day. Yesterday I watched for over 14 hours straight I had someone or many people rating me all at once. I will do my best in the next days too come too show love too all but this is going too take a long time too return all the love that was showed. Thank you for every bulletin reposted, Rates, bling, picture comments, profile comments, and too all of you that maxed on rates and was bombing my pictures thank you from the bottom of my heart. If I can ever help any of you pleas feel free too ask and I will do my best too return the favor back too all of you.. Have a great weekend... Much love and respect to
New Playlist Tunes 4/5/08
Hey all. Lots of people comment on my music all the time so I thought I would give my reasonings to my song choices. To me music is the soundtrack to my life and is highly important. Some songs have huge meaning others just put me in a great mood or fit my current mood. Sneaker Pimps - Spin Spin Sugar and 6 Underground. 6 Underground got some radio play in the 90's. I went through a rave phase in high school and college. Some of my friends only like strictly underground Trance and House music where its all beats but no singing. I dont like that as much and prefer some singing at least. Sneaker Pimps do that. Along with groups like Crystal Method, Daft Punk etc. So these 2 sneaker pimps songs are my fav off their debut. I love the girls voice. =================================================== Nirvana - Oh Me. This is from their MTV Unplugged album and is actually a cover of a Meat Puppets song. As is the last 4 or 5 songs of that album. It is one of the best acoustic so
Youve Reached The End Of The Internet, Please Turn Around And Return To Your Normal Lives...
Well, thats it. After 5 years or so, Ive come to the end of the internet. Its over. Theres nothing more to see or do or say. Ive seen every video of someone getting hit in the nuts, singing poorly, being fat while doing something retarded, being naked while eating shit, and sharing their inner most thoughts about pop stars. Ive read every idiots opinion about movies and music and politics. Ive had every conversation in chat rooms and instant messages. Ive been through every possible email exchange. Ive bought everything I could find cheaper online. Ive downloaded every pirated movie, album, and program. Ive argued with every moron. Ive probably even posted every blog there is... I know Ive read em all. I dont know if its that Im sick of the internet or that it seems like there isnt anyone else on it anymore, but I feel like theres nothing left for me here. Maybe I just need to take a break for awhile. Its tough to quit though. I actually kinda do have to check my
When You Have Sex, Your Body Makes A Promise
Time and time you hear the story. Poor, sweet girl meets guy who seems really crazy about her. They date for an unspecified period of time before finally she decides to have sex with him. In that moment, everything changes. Sex unleashes a torrent of emotions. Shes vulnerable. Shes smitten. Shes ready to plan their future together, and she wants him to feel exactly the same way. And hes ready to run like hell. So he does, which labels him a "player." He was only out for sex. What a jerk. He knew how hard it was for her to give that part of herself to him and as soon as it was over, the thrill of the chase was over too. Suddenly, he was ready for the next conquest. Hes a jerk...right? Im here to say something on behalf of men...because if a man wrote this hed probably be called a "woman hater." So Ill be the voice. WOMEN...I ask you...do you ever think that maybe, just maybe, the reason he ran wasnt because he "conquered" you? Maybe YOU are the one who made him run. Ma
I Know :)
You Are 40% Weird Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
Robin&stealin/justine Bateman
I think Justine could be Robin's stunt double
Mel/julianna Margulies
those stars REALLY like their pictures BIG
How Can U Get Me Open
I just sitting here by myself thinkin how can he get me open.Will he be the man that opens up the door, if there water coming up put his coat on the floor.If my day is sad will he come in with flowers and make me glad.Will he be the man that ask me how my day and when i answer it could've of been better he says thats ok.Long as ur happy he says my day is complete and he bends down to kiss me on my cheek.He has a smile thats so warm and thats so right just the touch of him makes everything alright.As I get undress to get in the bed he says how much he loves me and i am the best.Im Just laying down wondering how can u get me open....Kisses Leave Comment
Shaking Things Up.....
Controversy...a dispute, usually a public one between sides holding opposing views. Let's shake things up... Abortion: A child's right to life as opposed to a women's right to choose. Who are we to decide what a women should do with her body? No, I am not PRO-choice so before you gripe at me....STOP and listen please. As disheartening as it is to think that a woman can place such little value on a baby's life as to abort it without a choice to the child....How disheartening is it for that mother to walk down a street, as Pro-choice activists throw pamphets depicting pictures of partially aborted babies at them? Assisted Suicide: The Right to die as opposed to society's right to life...who's LIFE? Last time I checked this was my life....MY CHOICE. Why do we allow the government free reign of such a personal decision? If I am suffering from a life threatening, painful disease, WHY can't I make the decision to die? Capital Punishment: Also defined as The Death Penalty, is the
Opportunity Only Knocks Once!
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effec
Douche Bag Alert
tommyboy@ fubar this guy add requests me, then goes in and leaves comments on my pictures like "EWWWWW" and "Tis the season to be FAT". WTF? watch out for this dude.
A Sexual Rsvp
News flash. A study out of Indiana showed that college age men are more likely to mistake friendliness as sexual interest. News flash. A study out of my own house. "Twentysomething" men mistake nausea as sexual interest. The study did prove that men misread friendly vs vixenish as only 4 percent higher than females. I wonder if Fubar was in on this study? For either sex, once this mistake has been made, there is no gracious retreat. It makes running in the oppositions end zone look clever. The best way out is to fall down and pretend you are having a seizure. The more popular theory is that young men tend to oversexualize everything in their environment. The other theory that actually makes the most sense, is that women are better at reading facial expressions and body language. This is why guys get in trouble before they technically do anything wrong. Guys missed the signs when it came to reading images of genuine sexual interest. For a guy to miss almost all the
Outpatient Surgery
Hi guys! As some of you know Im having outpatient surgery tomorrow and have scheduled to be out recovering until April 25th. Hopefully I will be a quick healer and will be back in action sooner but as of right now the 25th is the date. Dont worry Im not sick, Im just having some repairs done. LOL.that kinda makes me sound like a car huh? Yeah, lets just say Im getting a tune up! Hehehe! Since I don't have a laptop I will be out of touch until then. Ill miss yall when Im out recovering. T-belle aka Wonder Woman
Torn
So, tomorrow I have an interview with the state board of education for a grant to continue my education into a post graduate curriculum. I am due to graduate next year with a bachelors degree. My plan was to graduate, get my teaching certificate, then begin teaching at the local high school. I have a guaranteed position waiting for me. I am so excited about it. The problem is that if I receive this grant, I will be required to attend classes immediately after I graduate next year or lose the tuition. I am so done with school, but the thought of receiving a professorship intrigues me. But I am broke and need a job in the worst way. These grants only come around, in this area anyway, every few years and they only offer them to students that are currently attending school. And hardly any organizations offer scholorships for post graduate studies. I am so torn on what to do. =/ I need to decide before tomorrow.
If You Get Bored...
My VIP runs out in 3 days, I'm getting close to godfather and would really like to make it before it runs out or at least get closer...I will rate back those of you that decide to help me, just send me a private message so I know who to hit up, we all know that it will only hold so many in the "see all" section and I don't want to miss paying back the love...Thank you, Tina
Aw! They Love Me!
Went by the old job today to say hello to some of my homies, that i really miss. People kept running into the office and hugging me, then as i was in the hall with my former office manager, and the lunch bell rang, everyone came down the stairs and hugged and kissed me telling me that they missed me. i rule! LOL!
Phone Calls
I feel like an ass, but I just totally ignored a phone call from my dad. Just watched the phone ring, and...
Why Are Some Women So Damn Fickle?
I have been talking with this woman for the last eight months, online, on the phone and in person. We have been seriously dating since January. It progressed to the point of us talking about setting a date and even picking out rings. Yes, that serious. Suddenly, a few weeks ago she just stopped talking. Didnt answer voice mails, didnt reply to emails or texts. I kind of figured she needed space. Well today I tried to call her and some guy answers the phone. She called back later and said she was going to tell me "in her own time, because she didnt want to hurt me". Tha question I have is this. How can you go from "I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you" to betrayal? I dont understand. I mean a simple "I want to see what else is out there" or "I am not ready for this step" would be fine. Fact is, she has hurt me much worse by having me find out this way. I guess I am just confused.
Peggy Update-tuesday
Just got off the phone with Peggy again and she said to tell everyone she is going nuts without her internet..LMAO.. All storm damage has been cleared as of yesterday... all power has been restored, but the Internet Provider just started reconnecting internet service yesterday... no estimated time of restoral. She says that the bad thing is that the WHOLE TOWN is out of service... she can't go to the library or a friends house to log on... NOBODY has internet... and that includes banks and atms and all that other stuff.... She can't wait to get back and sends her love. Keep up the great work....
"tearing A Heart Out"
Sitting and staring at walls, not hearing the music that is being played!! Not hearing what a person has said!!Only emotion shown is the flood of tears coming down your cheeks as you feel cold and hollow, longing for the joyful feeling of being loved!! Made to feel special, beautiful, and just the feeling of being "ALIVE"!! Frozen even though the temp is warm, all cause you are alone!! And hearing the constant repeating of a voice saying "You are my world, my heart and my soul" but still can't shake the frozen feeling or blank stare, and even worse, the tears continue to flood down your cheeks!! Becoming all too familiar with the feeling of your heart being torn out!!!
Scared Out Of My Mind!
I am very scared right now and just need to write and get this down. For about 2-3 months now I have had blood in my stool(sorry for being gross) off and on and for the last 2 weeks it has been every day. I also have been having lower abdominal cramps for the last few months and just thought that it was menstrual cramps. I have been having issues with that for the past year so I just didn't think much about it. For the last week I have been really scared and knew that I needed to call my doctor and should have months ago. You see, my younger brother had colon cancer at the age of 34 which is very young. It has been in the back of my mind for months now and have had this nagging feeling of needing to call the doctor. I just did and talked to a nurse since the doctor was gone for the day. I told her my symptoms and when I told her that I have had cramps and they are very low in my pelvic area, she was very concerned. She said that the bright red blood and lower cramps is u
In An Auction
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Help
there's a dick in my pants.
Seriously, Like What The Fuck...
Lately I've been so depressed,so down, and for what? It sucks. Being single really does suck actually, I hate it. And I will never ever EVER find a decent enough woman for me, never. AND if I did, she'd have to be what I'm looking for. I hate forced things.
Yahoo
all my yahoobuddies are sleeping whyyyy
That Time Again
Auction Time Again I am hosting my 2nd auction in efforts to get myself into the spotlight. I am doing this for both the guys and gals! They will be divided into 2 different folders...one for men & one for women. I will be advertising this EVERYDAY. However I will be advertising for the auction as a whole. Once it gets going I will repost any bulletins I see that you make advertising yourself or you can PRIVATE MESSAGE me the link and I will repost for you. The auction will run for 7 days with a start date that will be announced by Monday April 14th. To ensure that I get active participants I will charge a fee of $100,000 fubux. $100,000 will also be the opening bids so you will not be out anything! I am also going to give away 2 fubucks prizes...the guy and the girl with the most rates will get $100,000 fubucks...which means that you were auctioned for Free seeing that your fee has been returned. RULES simple... 1.)NO DRAMA 2.)SERIOUS BIDS ONLY 3.)MUST HAVE
Eat Something Sexy...
This is not another survey or video, it is something I thought I would share with my friends...my love of sensual food and wine. Not that anyone is interested, but I thought I would share anyway. I find food and wine to be very sexy and sensual. Apparently another woman felt the same way and wrote a book about it, a sensual cookbook. Naturally my mother found this titalizing little number on one of her trips and brought it home to Moi. Imagine that! It is called Fork Me, Spoon Me and is a complete delight. The food is wonderful and exotic, making your mouth water and your taste buds sing (not to mention the tingle in your jeans). Amy Reiley, the author also has a newsletter appropriately called Aphrodisiac that is filled with delightful tales of food and wine. I have enjoyed this so much I thought I would share. www.eatsomethingsexy.com http://www.forkmespoonme.com/ As a quick side note, she has a monthly wine list that is sexually divine. This same wine recommendat
More Lounges.
I just thought this was funny. ->(B)Dj_Sketch: Anyone who graduated high school can manage to read a couple of sentences. ->(B)Dj_Sketch: Or take 6 fucking seconds to not be a lazy piece of shit and actually read. (B)Dj_Sketch: i read sum stuff..but i still wanna fuck. and if you dont want responses like that dont but stff like that as your status (B)Dj_Sketch: what am i suppose to be reading? ->(B)Dj_Sketch: Now would you like to retract your previous statement and take 6 seconds to read my profile? (B)Dj_Sketch: i understand ->(B)Dj_Sketch: I swear to fucking god, if that link leads to a lounge, I will do my personal best to go into it and make a fucking cunt out of myself. Do we have an understanding? (B)Dj_Sketch: yeh id fuck fubar.com...
Love
What is love? Lets look at some quotes about the subject. "To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down." - Woody Allen, WOW!!!! Is it really that complicated? Or is it: "Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day." - Nicholas Sparks I like this quote. It's like saying "show me" don't just "tell me". "Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." - Eri
Head
I like your pants down to your feet, I like your hands around my meat, I like the dirt thats on your knees, I like it when you say please as you look up to me, I like to know whats one your mind as youre giving me my time. I love the way your mouth feels inside, the warmth and wetness ,as i grind.
Stupify
Yeah, bringing you another disturbing creation from the mind of one sick animal who can't tell the difference and gets stupified I've been waiting my whole life for just one fuck And all I needed was just one fuck How can you say that you don't give a fuck I find myself stupified, coming back again All I wanted was just one fuck One tiny little innocent fuck And when I feel like I'm shit out of luck I find my stupified, coming back again Why, do you like playing around with My, narrow scope of reality I, can feel it all start slipping I think I'm breaking down Why, do you like playing around with My, narrow scope of reality I, can feel it all start slipping away See but I don't get it Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it I get stupified It's all the same you say Live with it But I don't get it Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit Don't you think it can take control when I don
My Leg
I am supposed to be sleeping for 4 more hours, but just woke up to an intense leg pain starting at my thigh and ending at my toes, shooting through the entire leg. The weather changes is working like a charm (or curse) on my herniated disc. I haven't had this pain in a while tho. Fucker
Could It Be
Staind - Could It Be well i don't know what to say because there's truth to what you say i know it kills you i'm this way there's something different every day [chorus] could it be that i never had the chance to grow inside? Could it be that my habit is to find a place to hide? could it be that sometimes i say things just to disagree? could it be that i'm only being me? not easy living in my mind a little peace is hard to find my every thought is undermined by all the history inside [chorus] [bridge] i know i hear the words you said over and over again i just can't get them through my head there's just too many voices must be like living with the dead waiting for me to begin to do the things i have said and for this i'm sorry so there's some truth to what you say [chorus]
Breathe
Breathe with me Breathe the pressure Come play my game I'll test ya Psycho-somatic addict-insane Come play my game Inhale inhale. You're the victim Come play my game Exhale exhale exhale
Week 5
OPEN TO EVERYONE now!! Ok, ready for week 5? Pics are in and ready to be voted. Same drill. Ill come back and add up everything again. Going to be another bonus score this week. Hope everyone is still having fun. If you wonder/care where Ive been. I found another website thats more my speed. I like the groups on it. Plus its hockey playoffs tonight. Anyways, rate away and enjoy. :) Also 5 votes each this week. Up to 3 on yourself. At least 2 for someone else!
Remember The Phone Cord? Id Like To Strangle Myself With It!
There's something I've always noticed about phone cords... you could always tell who had been talking on a phone by looking at a phone cord. If it was a woman, the cord would be a tangled twisty mess like Christmas lights being excavated from their storage box. If it was a man, the cord would be straight and in perfect order. I'm pretty sure there's deeper meaning to this observation... I suppose if I were smarter, I could say something poignant and poetic about how women and men approach life differently and relate it to the way they treat a phone cord. My OCD won't allow me to pass by a tangled phone cord without detangling it. In many cases, it's a lost cause. I've never understood how women can live with the cord being so mutilated. It actually hinders the performance of one of its basic functions which is to be stretchy to allow you to move around freely while also returning to its natural coil shape for tidy storage. It's entirely possible my observations are selective a
Drunken Sex Chronicles Of +bauer+ - Vol. 1
It was late. We were both wasted and and crawled into bed. Now, I am always up for sex, and this girl was stunning...but I was so drunk and so tired, I could take it or leave it. She advanced. I tried to comply the best I could and Pacey Jr, was awake, but I was fucking beat. "We can do this, but you are gonna have to do all the work." She complied...in a big way. Next thing I know she is riding away like rodeo cowgirl and all I am is dead weight with a working pole (ok, maybe stick). Just when things seemed to be moving along fine... The unthinkable happened.... She bent me. Now I have watched a fair share of porn in my day. I have seen some guys with a flexible penis that can bend here and there. I am not one of those guys... and I got 90 degree angled. She freaked, I shrieked, she cried. "Why are you crying? I am the one with the broken dick?" She cried more. "Stop, stop stop. I'm fine, get back up there." So she did, with tears
The Last Flight!
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt... one button at a time. No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps... He whispers... "Iron this, and get me something to eat."
Its Just Human Nature...
Everyday we take on the task of fighting what is simply human nature. For example: It's Human Nature to want more than ONE is able to give..... It's Human Nature to desire what we cant have.... It's Human Natue to have the need to love and be loved..... It's Human Nature to become jealous and envious over what others have..... It's Human Nature to become infactuated and stimulated over the physically blessed.... It's Human Nature to sadden over the dissapointing, ill and death........ It's Human Nature to want more than you need...... One of our life challenges is NOT to fight against Human Nature ...but too Control It! Please Take Note... ToniO.(Copy Right...4/10/08)
When The Lord Made Paramedics
When The Lord Made Paramedics When the Lord made Paramedics, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? A paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his uniform." " He has to be able to lift 3 times his own weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breath again." "He has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "It's the three pairs of eye
Chelle's Birthday Video For Me..
This is amazing. This was what started a very special birthday for me :D Awesome :D ty hun.
Food For Thought
I heard a thousand blended notes While in a grove I sate reclined, In that sweet mood when pleasant thoughts Bring sad thoughts to the mind. To her fair works did Nature link The human soul that through me ran; And much it grieved my heart to think What Man has made of Man. --William Wordsworth Oh, why you look so sad? Tears are in your eyes Come on and come to me now Don't be ashamed to cry Let me see you through 'Cause I've seen the dark side too When the night falls on you and you don't know what to do Nothing you confess could make me love you less. I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you So, if you're mad, get mad Don't hold it all inside Come on and talk to me now Hey, what you got to hide? I get angry too Well, I'm a lot like you When you're standing at the crossroads and don't know which path to choose Let me come along 'Cause even if you're wrong... I'll stand by you I'll stand by you W
Tell Me What U Think
It is cold..very cold...she is standing in the dusk watching her breath escape her lips her fingers almost numb from the bitter cold. She takes in a deep breath and slowly exhales watching the cloud of smoke that escapes her. Her mind is clouded with the days events and she tries to clear her mind but she cannot stop thinking of her emptiness. She begins to walk back into the house gripping the handle opening the door and the warm air from inside bites at her face and hands..she takes in another deep breath hoping his scent still lingers from days gone by but nothing...she proceeds into the kitchen putting the tea kettle on the fire she takes a cup from the cabinet and pours a bit of honey into her cup the kettle starts to whistle startling her then as she takes the kettle and starts to pour it into the cup she hears a sound from upstairs...she is or was alone...her heart begins to pound she walks to the base of the stairs gripping her hands tightly as she slowly walks up the steps one
The Almost Worst Thing That Can Happen.
For those of you that haven't heard yet.. and actually care about me, Two nights ago I fell asleep with a candle burning and it set my bed on fire. Within moments the whole room was engulfed in flames. My daughter heard me scream and grabbed the dog and threwher out the window. Then grabbed her brother and made sure that he got out of the window and then dove out of the window. She then ran back around the house to make sure that my parents were awake and that they made it out of the house. (I lived with my parents to help take care of my father since he had a stroke.) The room was so filled with smoke that while I was trying to put out the fire I didnt see that the kids made it out the window. Fearing that my children were still in the roomn ..I attempted to pull the blankets back off the burning bed to make certain that they were alive. In doing so I received second degree burns on my right hand and right leg and first degree burns on both of my arms and my face. I am
~ The Wall
Traveling through this space, bare of emotion and any true concept of it's reality, I attempt to reach it's horizon. In my mind I vaguely see an image, reaching it's withered arms to me, screaming in expression, but in no more than a whisper calling to me. What is it? Entrapped in this scape of what appears to be nothing more than illusion, my senses tell me it's more. Previous feelings of fear, hate, and hopelessness have become void in it's wake. Desperation ensues, riveting me to this pace, although taking me nowhere. I continue on, looking around me, taking in everything; seeing nothing. Faces, sketched of light, smirk, relentlessly taunting me, daring me to march on, daring me to turn back. Reflections of darkness cast upon halos of light dance in the dead air, only paces ahead of me. Electricity surges in random places, causing a pain only matched by the intense purity of any love I have experienced. Looking back, feeling the slight sting as a sudden gust of nothingness wh
~ In A Perfect World ~
~ In A PERFECT WORLD ~ In a Perfect World, we would never need to apologize. We would never speak a thoughtless word... Or let each other down or break each other's heart. Love would conquer All, and Happy Endings would be a dime a dozen. But this isn't a perfect world and sometimes people learn things the Hard Way. We do things we can't take back, no matter how hard we try. I'm sorry for causing you so much pain, for giving you reason to doubt how much I care. I'm sorry.....With All My Heart..... Because I Really Do Care..... Peace.
Guess They All Can Blow One Another
Found this in Phuckburgs Lounge LOL aint it sweet that I am still remembered Fat Sonny AND his suck ass's can blow me!! ROFL When he Fu*ks ya dont want to hear about his low life, manipulating retarded ass. And No More messages about Phuckburg360 and his Ho as* Girlfriend Musty Nutts. I realy dont have time to Play with these FUTARDS..... Most of the Origional Group has already left because if you dont let them run their hads up your asses and be a puppet they throw you away like a piece of used toilet paper. If what I said bothers you by all means delete me.........
Rest In Peace Aunt Dee
To my Aunt Dee, I love you so much - You've always been there for all of us. I remember all the good times we had (there were never really any bad ones) and I will cherish those memories. You made everything seem as if it was easy for you to get thru I wish I had your courage and strength. You will be missed. _______________________________ Uncle Al, Joe, Angie and Sierra Mom, Aunt Betty, Uncle Carl, Billy, Jennifer, Kathy, Carl, David, Jimmy & Nicholas, and to friends of my aunt, My Aunt Dee will always be there among us in the morning she will be our sunshine at night she will be the star that is the brightess, whenever you feel a breeze that is her letting you know she's there and the rain is her watering the flowers in the spring/summer months. In winter she will be the snow making the sceanary beautiful around us to enjoy. We will all miss her and we all certainly love her. She was/will always be a wonderful person to all that knew her. To those that never met her and
Ian Anderson
Mad props to anyone that can make a rock band centered around a flute. Just saying...
I'll Be Gone For The Weekend
Hi friends - This is just to let all my friends know that I'll be gone over the weekend . I'm going to Dallas , Tx to celebrate my birthday with family there. So I'm wishing you all a great weekend as I plan on having myself . After today , I'll be back in fubar on Monday.
Best. Headline. Ever.
Longwang Unloads on Taiwan Typhoon Longwang roared ashore in Taiwan with sustained winds of 138mph and a possible storm surges over 18 feet. This storm is considered Category 4 intensity and damage is expected to be severe. The storm is currently headed for Zhangzhou China.
I've Dated Dumb Women For A Reason
Everyone seems to be on a quest for their soul mate you know? The person that completes them. Usually that person has qualities that include looks, sense of humor, responsibility, and brains. The second we get to brains I start to get turned off. Now don't get me wrong, it's not that a girl being smart isn't important to me It's that I can't stand girls who are smart at all. I just don't think brains and women are a solid combination for what I am looking for in a mate. Here is why. Girls with brains are mean: I don't know what the fucking deal is, but smart women are the most judge mental beings on the planet. Not only do they pick apart everything you do, they pick apart everything everyone does. They especially hate pretty dumb girls, which is why I start dating one as soon as I break up with a mean smart girl. Just to piss her off. "But what about good conversation?" Over rated. I have long conversations while working all day. Sometimes I want to come home to some peace
The Audacity Of Some Girls Borders On Whore
its not the pics that you all post that i am talking about its the way you go about selling them to who ever wants to see them its getting realy realy sad on how some are doing it and most of all the way you talk about it like your a hooker on some street corner
~*twat*~
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputterin
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Hmmm.. Lol
If we spent the night together.. what would be the 3 words you say the next morning?
Shitty Art For Mumm Change
i'll make u one of these for 5k, 10k if i add shit to it. 20k
One Week Down
Monday is the 3 week mark. Its getting so close I can almost taste it. This week was... blah. There was no energy, no electricity in the air. The good news is that I have my summer job locked up, my fishing trip with my friends is shaping up and I got an A on my Alexander the Great midterm. The bad was that I was just dragging ass all week in the gym. I'm doing 1500 crunches everytime but my bike times are down for some reason. I actually quit biking today for the first time that I can remember... that never happens. It takes a lot to make me quit but my quads were hurting really bad. I tried to put my head down and tough it out but it was hurting so bad that I was tearing up. I had to stop and I've been talking shit to myself ever since. Also... for those of you that don't know... The Offspring fucking rocks. I was listening to them all day and this song is my new lifting song. The music and the lyrics just piss me off so much... its perfect. The Offspring- Millio
Hope
His life was pointless His souls was departed He didn't know where Or how this had started He watched his comrades Fall into bliss And a part of him died With each word and kiss He felt so alone Distant from himself Like his life was over Put on a shelf Three words he heard From a lady, true Never did he think He would hear "I Love You" Now his heart filled with joy She has left her mark He longs to be with His Angel Dark No longer alone He sees the world anew He thanks her each night For this new life and view (Okay, okay, I had a moment of complete stupidity. But sanity has almost returned. Please enjoy the flight)
Perfect Moments
lay down with me still and quiet, and know this . . i choose to give to you a part of me . . for an experience belonging only to us . . do not see my eyes . . . but the way they look at you do not feel my fingertips . . . but the way they touch you do not feel my body pressed to yours . . . . but my soul inside . . as it moves with dance and song . . . in joy of our closeness and pull from me, the parts I know not yet . . . and take them to you . . so I can learn them, by feeling them . . . from you as you give them back
Ty Packages For All Who Help!!!!!
Here is my contest pic... Please, please click it and rate it for me even if you can't comment! Everyone that leaves 250 comments or more for me today will receive all of the following... 1. Your name placed on a TY pimpout bulletin! 2. A TY SFW Salute! 3. $5000 FUBUCKS 4. Something cute, a graphic or tag made by me! 5. 50 Stash rates! 6. 50 Pic rates! So, come leave me lots and lots of love and you are SURE to get it back! Count them up or down and private message me when you are done so I can be sure to REWARD YOU! xoxo PebblesinAZ ~PebblesinAZ~I love my Owner and BF Tappinit~Co Founder of the FREAK SHOW with FREAK~@ fubar Completed 250 comments or more: ~K@NS@S*~*~GURL~@ fubar ~~♥~~(~☆ rh rꧧ☆~)~~♥~~W..K.~~@ fubar oab@ fubar Mychele(Elder) ~ SpiritMother ~ NativeSpiritsTribe@ fubar A.J @ fubar ~Rickyd~@ fubar Pattycake24151 Head greeter &promoter for M.V.H*Club Far* *Kope*~Fu-Wife to Skulls@ f
In The Dark
YOU CAME IN THE DARK SO SLOWLY ON YOUR FEET WHEN I WAS SITTING IN THE PARK AT THE GRASS WITH A BIG HEARTBEAT YOU CAME FROM BEHIND I DIDN'T HEAR YOU BUT YOU WERE SO KIND THE WAY YOU ALWAYS DO YOU COVERED MY EYES WITH YOUR LOVELY HANDS THERE WERE NO WHYS I LAY MY HANDS AROUND YOUR PANTS I PULLED YOU OVER YOU FELL IN MY LAP IT WAS THE SAME AS IN DOVER WHEN YOU TOOK THAT WAY A NAP SITTING THERE WITH YOU THE SUN IN MY LIVE THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS WANT TO DO WITH YOU I WANT TO TAKE THAT DIVE written by Mr Smiley
My Weight Lose Goal!
I am currently trying to lose weight and I looking for support and words of wisdom! Anyone got any good exercises or tricks I could use to help me drop weight quicker but in a healthy way? Take care!
Drinking Stories: As Bad As It Gets
A bunch of us went out clubbing, and in true Pacey drinking fashion, we drank as much as humanly possible before the bar closed. My apartment was right by the club, and everyone always came back and passed out. People would be strewn about, bodies half on the couch/half off, everyone fighting for a place to sleep. Everyone but meI had my bed. After one particular night, I woke up the next morning to find my friend Andrea had crashed in my bed with me. She is like my little sister, so unfortunately no boobie grabbing ensued, and no head was received. I was hung over, feeling like total shit.I couldnt get comfortable, my head throbbing, and all the other niceties that go along with overdoing it. I found myself quickly faced with a dilemma: I needed to shit, but if I were to move I knew it would piss off my stomach, and then Id vomit. So the choices were 1) lay in bed and shit myself, or 2) go to the bathroom and be prepared with what might happen...I should
Well
well..... the list is now finished..... way cut down.... so yay to all who stay.... i needs love lol..... and a smoke... always with the cigarettes sheesh...... *walks outside to smoke*
Delete Blog?
I did it. Deleted it all. Just whispers in the wind my words have become. Perhaps it was a mood. Maybe I just didn't givafukk anymore. Who reads these goddamn things anyhow? All anyone wants to see is the photographs. Words... oh they are just that, aren't they? Adjectives we utter to please another. Obscenities we scream to vent our anger. Verbs we offer to command action. Sweet nothings whispered in the night, Often turned into meaningless echoes in the morning. Words. Today, I think I have nothing to say.
Spiritual Momentum
I had to work a funeral service today. This was the song the family picked out to play... I can honestly say working in a funeral home has been the best thing for me. Yes it's sad because these families have lost their loved ones. But for me, it's made me appreciate life that much more. I appreciate the little things more and want to do better by my family, friends and significant other. Makes me want to try harder, hold people longer, smile more, say nice things every chance I get. I see the bigger picture more clearly and I want to strive for it even more than ever before! This feeling is overwhelming. It's like I have this force under my feet pushing me up and keeping me from giving up. It's exhilerating and I want it to last for ever. I found my momentum and I can't wait to see the fruits of this harvest. -REL

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