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Mistreated And Hurt
my mom has been under a lot of stress lately earlier tonight momma fainted and if my brother and boyfriend wasn't here she would have nocked the gas heater over. All we know is she was on yahoo when she fainted. All her stress comes from someone we all know and her real friends know the truth.I got tired of hearing her cry at night and she would cry when certain songs would come on the radio. She would stay up all night waiting on a phone call or wait at the computer until the sun was up. And I know for a fact that she is not eating enough.I just want my mom happy and not hurting anymore I love her and I don't want her to have a nurves brack down,I know she has come close to it alot the past few weeks.Say a prayer for her she is trying her best just to keep us feed and warm and keep her self out of jail cause of this fucking town we live in.She gets no help from in side the state or out side of it.If your her friend say a prayer or send her a message we will tell her and if you see her
The Devil’s Prey
The Devil's Prey They keep telling me that this is the way, but yet little do they know we are only the devil's prey. When you pray only when in times of need, the devil lays claim to your spiritual deed.   You must honor thy father with heart felt truthfulness and sincerity. But for most of us my friends it is only a rarity. I don’t believe in a church or a building man made. But my heart is the start on a life to be paid.   My feelings, my thinking are controlled by my heart. That the devil, an Angel is determined to rip apart. Listen close and believe when I say, He is an Angel who has only lost his way.   Who is the first one to teach us deception and lies. With Adam and Eve, Gods first gift of our lives. A powerful being you can not even see.
Someone Sent Me This Poem And It Is Very Special! I Will Let The Author Comment If He Wants To Be Known!
The sun has stopped shining And the sky is slate gray. The flowers won't bloom Since you've been away. My garden is withered And nothing will grow. The life can't return Until you do-- I know. This house, it is rotting, The windows are cracked, But it's clean and it's tidy-- In case you come back. The porch light burned out So there's no light to see, But I've kept the walk clear Just in case you miss me. The stars flickered out And the sky has gone black, But there's a light in my window In case you come back. Any spark in my eyes Died out weeks ago, And my heart turned to ashes-- I thought you should know. But I've left one door open For you to come in In case you should choose To come love me again
A Sure Delight
A Sure Delight We now have many profile sites, who say they are here for a sure delight. A place to mingle and meet new friends. Because of some messages they allow you to send.   Is this true a new friend you meet? Or only a dream that is so damn discreet? Hidden behind pages and doors and walls. Making you believe you’re having a ball.   Meeting a new girl you care for so much. And all she is doing is playing with your trust. I feel in love so fast like a fool, and she used my heart like it was her personal tool!   I would have done anything for her if she would have just been real. But it was only my money she wanted to steal. How can you trust what is on your screen? Hidden behind code you know what I mean.   I know this is not every woman I speak of in this way.
Ok Will Yous Help Me Here
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Yes, I Believe!
Yes, I Believe! Yes, I believe your words are both true and sincere. About our Lord Jesus Christ the first man they really feared. Speaking the word of God with both pride and heavenly skill. Saved our lives and our hearts like it was no big deal.   A man you say, when I think not! Was sent to this earth to free us from our tangled thoughts. We do not understand this powerful man. For we are only human from where he stands.   We will make mistakes no matter what you may think. But God, the true God will always tickle you pink. A forgiving God, A loving God, an always true God. Will love you for who you really are.   He is the most caring God of all time, for he already knows before you know when you are out of line. High in his honor with respect to his son.
Her Happiness First...always.
I have not wrote a blog since some recent heartache but now feel good enough to do so again. Keep in mind these are my inner thoughts and feelings being expressed in words. Recently I was asked by a friend here to be personal about my thoughts and feelings. I have always tried to be open and honest with everyone. The subject got around to relationships. Here is my take on them. ~ A man should always put the happiness of his woman first..always, as well as her pleasure. She has entrusted her heart to him, and in the case of marriage, has taken his name above all others. He should allow her the freedom to express herself and be her strength. He should show her all his attention when she is around with no wandering eyes for other women. He should romance her and flirt with her every day in a different way...from a sexy pat on her ass as she walks by to taking her in his arms as she steps out of the shower and using his body as her towel as he kisses her. He should be secure enough to all
The Park
I picked you up from work, Decided to eat lunch in the park. As we walked we were holding hands a kissing. You were wearing a Black skirt and Nice white top I could tell you had no bra on your nipple's pushed through the material. We were eating and joking around stealing kisses from you you leaned in and told me you had no panties on.I look around and saw no one I slid my hand under your skirt and felt how wet you were I asked why dear you smiled and said you had never had sex in public. I so love helping you I took your hand and made our way to a bushy area. Once there I slid to my knee's you braced yourself on the tree as I begin to tease you running my nail's up and down your inner thigh's raining kisses upon the scratches's. My toung winding it's way up to your lip's you tremble with pleasure and fear, you hear People all around us you try to keep control as I begin to play with your clit running my toung wantingly upon it at first tiny circle's around it I feel your Tr
Yay For Luvy!
she's getting two awards today for a photograph she took that was picked out of TWO counties here. Not only that her picture is hanging in a museum for a month. hopefully i can get out of here early enough to go to the ceremony. :)
Hero
I go to a far away land. Away from family I know I will be. But, there is another family I will be with. My brother's and sister's though not related. But, only by our calling. To serve a great nation is our honor. To keep her safe is so sweet. Though I may not make it home alive. There I gave my heart and soul. But, if I make it home. Will I be called a hero? Even if some don't think I am a hero. I know other's will. I did my duty I was called upon to do. What more can I be asked to do than what I have done? Let me go back to my life that I had before I left for the far off place. But, if I am needed again I will be there... JLM
Last Year
Being 24, having my two girls, and bein with "the man" that i was suppose to spend the rest of my life with. You would think I would've been happy, but in all reality that was not the case. I had a great job with a promosing future....and yet when I went home it was more like hell. Having to deal with the devil himself. Yeah I called him that for a long time. Not knowing if one word...one wrong move would set him off. Why is it that when you are with an addict you are the one to blame for the bad times? I didnt get it, I don't think I get it now. I wasn't the addict, why would I have to suffer that stronghold? I would look into his eyes and there was chaos and madness, a hatred for me that I had never felt before, and just before I would be thrown across the room, fallen to the floor and crying I would see this calm in Him. You know its sad what you will put up with when all your taught as a lil girl is to make it work, and that you don't just quit on your family. It w
I Can Help You!!!
Ty All!!!
Ok all, thank you so much for all your thoughts and prayers, they are all very much appreciated and needed. For those that don’t know, my Janae went to the hospital on Sunday the 23rd with a stomach ache, well come to find out she had a ruptured appendix. She had infection covering all of her organs and has been very very sick. We spent 11 days and 2 hours in the hospital. She is out now but not out of danger yet. She still has a small pocket of infection in her stomach. She is on very strong antibiotics that she will not take cuz she does not take pills. We have to go back in a week for another CT scan to see if the pocket is gone, if not she has to go back in for another surgery to get it removed. We may not know for some time the damage the infection may have caused her organs but we are staying positive. Thank you again to all my amazing friends for all your love and support and please keep the prayers going.
The Dash
read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning to the end He noted that first came the date of her birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth. And now only those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not how much we own; The cars, the house, the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard. Are there things you’d like to change? For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what’s true and real And always try to understand The way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like we’ve never loved before. If we tre
Fake
why is it, that everyone on this site feels it imperative to rate everyone a 10 and to make absolutely false comments about everything. for example: girl a posts pics of the worst piece of shit scratch ass tattoo that i have ever seen, yet everyone who leaves a comment, especially the guys, leave a comment about how nice the ink is, have you people lost your minds? guys your not gonna get blown for tellin someone that the crayola like tattoo that they have just gotten looks lovely, tell them the truth dumbass, that it looks like a rained on pile of goat shit, stop being pussies people. i say we rally and start telling these goofy ass ugly people exactly what we think. this is REVOLUTION!!!!! Whos with me?
Brought To You By The Letter E!
Todays Fubar is brought to you by the Letter E! Yeah Im just wasting time being stupid N how are you today? I must be bored out of my mind or just plain stuck in fubar land!! Does anyone have any letter Es to share lol E!
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Bowling And Drinking Rocks!
Went bowling tonight with my best friend and her husband.......and ended up getting a little drunk. Bowled for crap....averaged around 100 for the six games we bowled.....my hand hurts now. Gotta love playing with balls and drinking.....LOL
It’s Been A Year, My Baby Girl...
Saturday, January 05, 2008 Hard to believe that you died a year ago today. The agony of that horror is just as sharp, just as fresh at this moment as it was then. As no doubt it shall always be. But I know you see me. I know you feel me. I know you hear me each night when I include you in my prayers. And I thank you for healing me over this last desolate year. I love you, my darling, my daughter, my Christina Jane. And my promise to you is that I will live each day as fully as I can, as richly as I can because of you. For you. Your dad will never forget you, baby, and he will never quite get over your loss. But he will live the remainder of his life as a tribute to you and harbor the secret hope that one day he will finally see you and tell you how much he loves you. Such is my hope, and - in the end - it is hope that sustains us all. So like taking in the beauty of the rose are my thoughts of you: to admire it is to at once be filled with joy and wonder while at the
All I Need Is 17,000k ;)
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Mistakes!
Mistakes They say you are the mistakes that you make. Putting your whole family’s lives at stake. In something that you really believe. Not knowing you are only being deceived.   Trying to stay in touch with your soul, to find the truth to you was never told. A mistake you now have to try to explain. While your heart and soul are weeping in shame.   Human we are and human we will be. No matter what you may believe. God is love, love is in our hearts. A part of us we have had from the start.   Your heart is a part of your soul and mind. The three of them can make you go blind. If you allow your emotions to take a part. Your thinking will lead you to believe with all your heart.
Please Help All
Okay she has been calling for help for days and some of you have been awesome THANK YOU SO MUCH to those who have helped now what I really need is for my other 800 and some other friends to help...Come on its her birthday and she needs less than 7,000 to make her VIP oh and well your at it drop in and JUST rate this one you all know I love ya all..... Both this lovely ladies are my sisters and so very sweet let me know when you have and i am on my way to send you some love Liberated Spice
Cheatin Men
So here's the deal. Man and meet, fall in love, make plans blah blah blah. Months go by and she decides to look at his fubar pics. Surprise Surprise, what does she see? Pics of him with a woman he claims is his love. So, being not the type to take any BS, the woman contacts the chick. They exchange words(neither knew about the other) but great info was passed. It turns that he's not all that, the other doesn't love him, and doesn't care for him. So, the smart tells him he's busted. What does the coward do? Tells the new chick, he never loved the smart one. Never offers a word to the one he cheated on. So, though it looks as though the smart one looses, the truth is, he does. He traded a woman who gave him her heart and soul for a woman who doesn't give a shit about him. Karma is a nasty bitch,don't ya think? Cheaters never win, they always get their balls caught in the door...........
When You Really Love A Woman
Expressions of Love Love may go stale if not flavoured with romantic seasoning. Romance is a key element of a relationship, deepening with intimacy and helping you to fall more in love with your mate. The art of romance requires learning what your beloved finds romantic, and applying that in your relationship. 15 expressions of love for your beloved With a zing of romance you could spice up your relationship. Here's how... Send her flowers unexpectedly from work. A dozen roses: 11 red roses and 1 white one with a note: " In every bunch there's one who stands out -and that one is you." (I choose 1 white lily). As she enters the house from work, play your favorite song, hold her in your arms and carry her to the bedroom. Just give her bare hugs and kisses for no reason, while she is cooking or cleaning and later cuddle up in a blanket and watch a romantic movie together. Tell your mate that you - love, adore, admire, cherish, desire, want, need, prize, este
Men Who Say Nasty Things To Women!
Where do some guys get off with the things they say to women?! I got this friend request from this NASTY OLD man who is older than my father! He wrote "I really don't care whose "wife" you are, I would love to get my ..... on those beautiful big boobs!!!" Not only is it disrespectful, but its completely disturbing that he gets away with that type of crap! Does he really think a woman is going to respond to him in a positive way or want him after reading that?! I sure hope he doesn't have any daughters! Here's his link if ya feel like showing him some "love" http://fubar.com/user/1160678
Minnie Me Gonna Say I Do?
I love you, not for what you are, but what I am, when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out. I love you for putting your hand into my heaped up heart and passing over all the frivolous and weak things that you cannot help seeing there, and for drawing out into the light all the beautiful and radiant things that no one else has looked quite far enough to find... I love you because you have done more than any creed could have done to make me good, and more than any fate could have done to make me happy. You have done it without a touch, without a word, without a sign. You have done it by being yourself. Perhaps that is what being a friend means after all. by Roy Croft
Love Her
Mums
you no what its pretty funny alot of jackass in the mums that try to start a internet fight its really old and its really pointless and if ur going to make fun of me becuse i cant spell if my life depends on me then do so wont hurt me that jsut means iam way better then you so dont go being all butt hurt if ur asking someone to be str8 up blunt and that can keep it real if you dont like what i say in the mums dont listen dont so how fucking stupid you really are by comeing to my page downrateing me then blocking me thats very much acting like a kid please act ur age if you cant do so then remove ur self from me i might be a nice guy but i wont think again before riping ur head off belive me i still got the bad boy in me i just dont show it like i use too
Flag Burning
They pledged their lives to something that for some doesn't mean a thing. They sang for a symbol as loud as they could sing. When war broke out they wore it on their chest, to prove to the world they were the very best. They looked to the flag in hopes they'd be home again, But for many when they came home the war did not end. They all found hope in the old Red , White, and Blue, proving to the world that their patriotism would forever be true. Now some want to burn the flag, they call it freedom of speech and it's one of their "rights" But freedom is the result of the one who often bravely fights. I say lets give them the freedom , and the right to pursue it, It's o.k. to burn the flag as long as it's wrapped around their body while they do it.
Hope To Dee You There
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Fat Chicks/bbw
i have read some fucked up mumms on here about BBW/FAT CHICKS but when intelligence is lacking and ignorance overcomes the small minds the end result is some fucked up people in the world and hateful comments and bashing takes place. SO I REPOSTED THIS BLOG IN HOPES TO CLEAR SOME SHIT UP ABOUT FAT CHICKS/BBW!!!! Big Beautiful Woman From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from BBW) The phrase "Big Beautiful Woman" (commonly abbreviated as BBW) is used by its proponents to denote an attractive, self-confident "woman of size". BBWs are also the focus of a subculture with interests centered on the acceptance, support, and admiration of fat women. Exceptionally large women are called SSBBWs, with the SS standing for "super size". Recently, "Hypersize" has come into use to describe women upward of 500 pounds. The term "BHM," which stands for "big handsome man," is not nearly as prevalent as the term "BBW." Men who are attracted to BBWs are known to the world at large
Why Men Do Not Want To Commit Part 3: It’s All Your Fault
If you are a female, this might be one of the most pertinent things I have ever written you. If you are a male, this is your chance to say, "Amen brother!" Over the course of this series of blogs (See PART 1 and PART 2 ), it has been pointed out on many occasions that the problem with men committing is their lack of depth. In actuality, it's quite the opposite. You see, if there is one thing you can say about men, it is that they latch very tightly on to activities that enhance their lives...hobbies. Most men are into something, albeit sports, hunting, cars, music, etc. We involve ourselves to the point of obsession. These things enhance our lives and shape our personalties in a thousand different ways. These are the kind of things that guys bond over and its the kind of things that make them pack together like wolves. Most(not all) women do not have things like this that enhance their lives. A fun day for a lot of girls is shopping, going to the gym, and doing girl
3 Days??
3 days since there has been a comment on my giveaway Life has been more than hectic at home... I am having some issues with my boys that have got to be taken care of asap. My family comes first. if anyone would like to help me out... there is a link in my blogs and on my profile. or hey if you give a shit and wanna know what is up. page me . call me . I sure could use a friend.
From Now Until Forever
I’ve never known a love like yours Nor thought it could be true, But every time I kiss your lips I feel what love can do With hair like silk And lips so tender, Each moment with you Makes my heart surrender I couldn’t live, I couldn’t breathe Without you by my side, Never will I let you go, My love will never hide And in my heart you’ll always be From now until forever, No matter what, no matter where We’ll always be together g07
Wish
I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns pink, as the sun starts to set. We make love through the night, on that white sandy shore, then I hold you while thinking, I could want nothing more. Oh I wish I could be, in that one special place, as I lie on the ground, and I stare into space... g1207 Again... you know who you are!
Part 1
this is highly dirty... im workin get faneties out of my head and this works for me...if you do not like reading ur porn please stop now... and be kind this is my deflowering piece of work of this kind... and i dont have a penis i ws just assuming how it feels................... I watched her in the shower. She rinses the soap from her body the water drips from her perfect breasts she gently rinses her pussy, she moans in pleasure. Taking her free hand and teases her nipple. Raising the water she works her self in to in state of ecstasy, I love watching her orgasm. She stops breathing, holding her breath to intensify the sensations sending her over the top. I want to taste her but I will let her have her own time knowing it will work to my benefit later. She comes out of the bathroom just they way I like her. Naked and clean, lily’s long reddish brown hair dried and straiten. covering part of her left breast. “May I make you breakfast, my lord” lily asked leaning into me so I could
Love
Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous, it does not brag, and is not proud. Love is not rude, is not selfish, and does not get upset with others. Love does not count up wrongs that have been done. Love is not happy with evil but is happy with the truth. Love patiently accepts all things. It always trusts, always hopes, and always remains strong. Love never ends. There are gifts of prophecy but they will be ended. There are gifts of speaking in different languages, but those gifts will stop. There is the gift of knowledge, but it will come to an end. The reason is that our knowledge and our ability to prophecy are not perfect. But when perfection comes, the things that are not perfect will end. So these three things continue forever: Faith, Hope, and Love. And the greatest of all these is Love.
Where Would You Be????
Finally
well... i just sent BJ a picture of my tattoo... fixed it so it doesn't say his last name anymore, it says "yours?" lmao... needless to say he got pissed off... and said i could have the divorce i have been asking for... yeah, i'm happy, but also feel really wierd. i just feel like i spent all that time trying to make him happy was for nothing, that i am just a waste of time. yeah, i loved him, i really really tried to make things work. but no matter what i did, i always pissed him off, especially when i got my period every month. (at least now i know it wasn't me, lol) i know that the regular 'arguements' and his monthly ritual of kicking my ass because of aunt flo is over and i'll never miss that, but we did have fun together once, i did love him once, and i really tried... oh well, i guess i am finally gonna get what i am asking for, and i don't even know if i want it... i do, but you know? love ya, suzy
Real Women
Real women know that you can't win by trying to out-shout a man; relationships are like judo, and the key is to use the man's energy against him. Real women never beg. They allow their men to serve. When her man says, "I need a little space right now," a real woman goes on a cruise. When her man says, "I don't want to talk about it," a real woman hears: "I'm afraid of looking small and foolish in your eyes." A real woman never allows her man to believe she is dependent on his high opinion. The Real Woman's Credo: He is what he is because I allow him to be that way. A real woman doesn't try to change her man. She uses her feminine wiles to get him to change himself. A man really doesn't need to be the boss. He only needs others to think he is. A real woman knows to keep up appearances for his sake, while she gets her way behind closed doors. A real woman tells herself every day: "He doesn't know how lucky he is." A real woman generally hides her claws but give
For Blade And Lady T
THATS WHAT BLADE SAY TOO T AND HE ASK HER TOO MARRY HIM..I WANE DANCE WITH YOU TONIGHT THURSDAY BLACKBLADE AND LADY T ARE GONE BE FU WED...BYE ..... 'Dubura21{Owner of Dubura's Den{ pastor }and Enforcer at b*thes r us'... Lady*~T~*W,I,S,E U,K Friends♥Getting FuWed to Blackblade2010♥staff at VIIBRATIONS & DU@ fubar AND Blackblade 2010 getting Fu married to Lady T@ fubar JUST SOME EXTRA INFO .. THE TIME WILL BE.. BLADES TIME GONE BE 10 AM LADY T TIME WILL BE 4 PM DUBURA21 THE PASTOR WHO WED THIS COUPLE TIME WILL BE 11 AM AND THATS THE TIME THE WEDDING WILL BE HE HE EH DUTCH TIME IS THEN 5 PM SO DON'T FORGET 11 AM THE WEDDING WILL BE HOLD IN THE ~VIBRATIONS LOUNGE~EVERY ONE IS WELCOME TOO JOIN AND HAVE A GREAT TIME FOR THIS 2 PEOPLE SHOWER THEM WITH LOVE ON THERE SPECIAL DAY... Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! Music Video:IT'S ONLY LOVE (by Tina Turner)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone THIS BULLETIN IS
My Birthday
Just wondering what i should do for my Birthday today?? Should i spend it at home tonight or go play bingo and try and win money:p:p
Just How It Is.
Touch the Darkness Well I am sorry, but I am done with men. I thought I was strong, but I was wrong. I am meant to be alone, so I am here for just friends.. My heart can only take so much!!! Friendship is all I can offer. I have never lied and I have no reason to start now. But lies and deceit seem to find me. I have been played to many times. My walls are now to high to be broken down. The door is open for friends though anytime! Anything else and you will only find trap doors. I can't do it anymore.. giving my heart and having it torn to shreds. And for what? Basically to be screwed over. Why do men feel the need to keep two, three, or more women around at one time? Can someone help me understand? I mean.. is the truth that hard to tell? Being open and honest should be the most important. Sure sometimes the truth hurts, but we can deal with it and move on, but lies can never be moved on from and causes a lot more hurt. Just remember.. that girl or that
Lost My Hero
i lost my hero he was my dad no matter what i was going though he was there for me but he pass away yesturday so now he gone i will miss talking to him and asken him about things iam going though i did not allways do what he thought i should do but not matter what he was there if i fell down and help me get back up but he will allways be with me in my heart and prayers but now my friends on here have been so awesome to help me get though this so for this i say a big thank you for all the love you have showen to me and will pay you all back so i will be gone for a few days flying out tonight back to iowa be back on monday night ok ttyl hugs and kisses to all of you
Love Aka Legs Open Very Easily
yeah she'll daddy's grown girl, once u tell them i love u and quickly notice how fast them leg open. that is y i say legs open very easily. u can have a fight, with fist and all. little while later, u say, i love u. it could b growled c how fast shit happen. (fear might play an factor, i don't know) some times best prospects r ur sister friends, who r married, cuz they can't fuck with u without fuckin up their shit. real talk, u know who u r or was, probably married 2 the 2nd 1 and the 1 u married first don't even know. and if u really grimey, ur homeboy's gf ain't off limits, just make sure u can 1. fight 2. shoot and 3 is an optional, if the 1st 2 don't work, 3. move out of state and start over. if u do it right u won't have no one 2 blame 4 ur f-up. it also work 4 ugly guys 2 about 20 % if u broke and got a date rape drug. 99.9% guarantree , if u have block money, corner cheese, or a hood star, with a wicked jump shot. i never had a problem hook'em like a shark and make'em fee
Pissy
You know what pisses me the fuck off? When someone needs your help on Fubar to level up or anything I am there for them..When I ask for help trying to level those same people who ran to me for help are no where around..Aint that a bitch? This is intended for a few so everyone please dont take it personally..You know I love you guys!
The Scooter Bar Story...
The Story Behind Scooter’s Bar By: Nathan Francis a.k.a. Shadow_of_God Scooters Bar is the Oldest Lounge on Fubar. Created back in December of 2006 it has been around for quite awhile and has seen many things in its time. Scooters Bar was created by Robert Russell also known as Slade. Slade Russell has been a member of Fubar before it was Fubar. Slade joined back in October of 2006 back when Fubar was called; Cherry Tap. He was rather disappointed with the lounges back then. “Every Lounge I went into, all they talked about was Graphic Sex and Drugs.” said Slade, so Slade decided to create Scooters Bar with the mindset of a place for Bikers and Friends to come and chat. Now it has blossomed into quite a successful lounge and has become the Home of his Radio Station “XXXtreme Full Throttle Radio”. When asked about the troubles that Slade has gone through to get here he said; “I have run into the same problems over and over and its newer lounges jealous of mine and the Scooters Bar
Fu Court
Monday's docket. Candy was deemed fake. She tried n pleaded FU court even gave her nurmous trys to upload a salute and all she did was call the people calling her "fakeness out" ugly and what not.. not much juice there, she dissapeared fast and i wasnt able to get her profile, link, updates will come if i catch her, a one DJ azriel Tried to bring up against the hotties.. but watching that trial made me loose brain cells, seriously, he ended up running outta the lounge with his tail between his legs. Talking with the judges on tuesday morning to get the rest of what i missed when my lazy butt went to bed i was told, some guy (no names) came in here and was all upset about his girl he is in love with,"we are NOT the love boat but since no cases were amongst us we decided to help the chap out" but then come to find out he was gay,so he proceeded to tell us that his love is prego by another man ... a BASTARD i think is what he called him.. someone busts in ( no na
In The Face Of Danger
In the face of danger, they took a stand, and proved their loyalty to this great land. Because of their courage many lives they did save and it was with their lives that they gave. They weren't actors, or athletes , or even Heads of State, They were A group of Americans who decided their own fate. They took action, in the face of fear, knowing full well death was near. They gave their lives so that others may live, What greater gift can one man give.
I Hate Hawaii Even More Now
*sigh* If it's not one thing it's another over here I swear. So I had to sign a 6 month lease for this stupid cracker box I'm moving to so I'm stuck and hating it. The phone was suppose to be hooked up already but it wasn't my number, okay, it looks like that's fixed, FINALLY. Now I find out cable isn't available there. Stuck with a dish and 500 channels that I don't care about. (maybe I'll just watch movies on my lappy, I dunno) Here's the real pisser~~~~after thinking DSL was no problem there, come to find out it's not available. FUCK, it looks like I'm going to be stuck with dial up cause as my luck has been, wireless isn't going to work either. $#@%$#%^!! This place is too backwards for me, I can't wait to get off this rock. End rant/
One True Love
One true love You are my one true love. I have search an entire life time for you. Then one day, you say hello. Then I knew, you were true. My Heart had walls built high. You dropped those walls with three simply words. I Love You... Then I knew, you were true. I'm glad we found each other. To share what only comes along once in a lifetime. One True Love!!!! By: Renee
Perv. This!!!!!!!
Ok! So, I finally posted 4, YES, count em FOUR, Salutes! Plus along with that came, ummm, how should I say, Ummm Hmmmm 2NSFW pics! But, NSFW is for family ONLY!!! I figured, hey, im gonna post a freakin Salute, Might as well join the crowd an BAM, do it to it!! LOL ENJOY!! So since Theres some new pics an salutes, If ur not family, Rate/Comment ALL my pics to be added!! Send a message when ur done! Thx If ur reading this, an ur neither fan/friend or family, Do the same as above to get entry, Rate/Comment ALL my pics to be added!! Send a message when ur done! Thx
Make Your Own Opportunities!!!!
*A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR ALL MY FRIENDS ~ ENJOY!!* Your destiny isn't a matter of chance, It's a matter of the Choices you'll make in the coming year. Success isn't something you wait for, it's something you must pursue in the months ahead. Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities to be successful. Seize common occasions and turn them into great ones. Opportunities sometimes come disguised in the form of misfortune, -OR- temporary defeat. Start where you are. You're at this moment, standing right in the middle of opportunity. If you act on your dreams you can live them in the New Year. You have a lot to look forward to. ~WILD~
Love
have u ever loved someone so much it brings u to ur knees crying. it makes u feel like u cant continue. i mean true love to where months and months later u remember everything and every detail that has ever happened inbetween u to. im here to tell u that ur not alone. there are others out there that feel the same way to and no matter how hard we try we cant seem to forget about this person. and u know that u are the right one for them or there the right one for u. the problem is u can never and u know that u will never ever be with this person. it hurts. u can remember ever single detail about everyone of ur dates and everything that u have talked about and even the days and almost the exact times even tho that may be a little blurry. but whats not blurry is ur feelings for this person. i know it may be hard to get over this person and others will come along and say u just need to forget about them and u and i both know that, that is not possible no matter how hard u try, no matter wha
Die Young, And Save Yourself.
You are a meaningless, insignificant speck, who is destined to die, and a few hundred years (if not less) after, nobody will remember, or care, that you ever existed. Act accordingly. You are a meaningless, insignificant speck, who is destined to die, and a few hundred years (if not less) after, nobody will remember, or care, that you ever existed. Act accordingly. You are a meaningless, insignificant speck, who is destined to die, and a few hundred years (if not less) after, nobody will remember, or care, that you ever existed. Act accordingly. You are a meaningless, insignificant speck, who is destined to die, and a few hundred years (if not less) after, nobody will remember, or care, that you ever existed. Act accordingly. You are a meaningless, insignificant speck, who is destined to die, and a few hundred years (if not less) after, nobody will remember, or care, that you ever existed. Act accordingly. You are a meaningless, insignificant sp
Some Words Of Wisdom To All The Ladies
A Good Woman is hard to find A Good Woman is hard to keep So if your man ever treats you wrong Treat him like the dog that he is AND PUT THAT SUCKER TO SLEEP !!!
Hater
Murph@ fubar He rated my picture and page a 1...Fuckin hater!
Hott -new -exciting
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING? THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THE NEWEST, HOTTEST LOUNGES AROUND. CLICK THE LINK TO ENTER CLUB TWISTED CLICK THE LINK TO ENTER RAISE THE DEAD CLICK THE LINK TO ENTER THE BLOCK CLICK THE LINK TO ENTER SPIRITS DEN CLICK THE LINK TO ENTER CLUB EROTIC
How's This Happen?
First thing I see today when I log into my page is someone on my shoutbox thanking me for the gift! What gift? I think. I go to their page, and sure enough, there is a gift from me. I check my giftbox and it says I sent it at 12:36 PM today! WTF? I wasn't even home at that time, let alone logged on FUBAR. I was at work? So how the F*** did someone get a gift from me and I didn't send it? Then have the nerve to come back and thank me for it and oh, to boot, they sent me a friend request. This person is sooooo freakin' new they didn't have any friends/fans yet and less than 100 points. Any ideas, because I'm stumped! Thanks.
Ffffffffffffffffuckitalldammit
lol this isnt a pity party just wanted to vent...stupid marriage mumms make me GRRRRRR. Why is it that divorce is so the thing to do when things dont work out? And why do we say things we don't mean in our hearts. What good is a promise that isn't kept? blah i'm done...lol have a good night all
She's Naked
Since I got you perverts in here READ WHAT'S DOWN BELOW!!! Hello... One question.. WHY??? I want to know what the hell is so wrong with my lounge? I have over 417 members and all that ever come in there are five people.. thats out.. out of 417 members. Why don't you ever come in there? Isn't it good enough for any of you??? HMMMMMMMMMMM... I have bowed down and kissed everyone's ass.. I have worked my ass off for that lounge alone.. People said they would help me.. but no one has pulled through with it..Is my lounge not slutty enough? Not enough women for you all? How much ass does a girl have to kiss to get help???Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I have basically had it. Especially from so called friends that said they will help and do jack fucking shit!!! Where are they? Helping the lil girls that get everything handed to them on this damned site!!! I REFUSE TO WHORE MYSELF TO GOOD FOR NOTHING MEN!!! Either you come to the lounge.. which is nice and fun even with the few
Your Precious Knight
Your Precious Knight ____________________ My Princess, my Lady, I am Your precious Knight, You are the Love of my life, and you make all feel right. In return for your love, your Knight remains true, For the happiness you bring me, I'll return ten-fold to you. My quest and my mission is to bring your life joy, No motive but love, would I ever need to employ. For you, and your heart, are my most valued treasure, Your words and your actions bring me the most pleasure. As Your devoted Knight, your honor I will defend, When times seem hard and unbearable, on me you can depend. When your friends or family ridicule, I'll be there to praise. Strangers may try to discredit you, but I'll support your ways. No matter what the obstacle, no matter who the foe, I'll always be there by your side, this you'll always know. I am Your Knight, My Lady, and Devoted to you I'll be, For my heart belongs to you, my Love, only you can hold the key. No trials can de
Hmmmmmmm
Tracing the curves of my body, simply with your lips. Holding me close to you. Your hands upon my hips. Telling me you want me, as you look into my eyes.. Showing me you need me, your hands upon my thighs. Gently you lay me down, your body touching mine. feeling so many emotions.... losing all sense of time. Getting lost in eachother in this love that we share. Hearts beating faster, hands roaming everywhere. Passion burning between us.. Fires igniting with in. To simply say I love you is where this can begin!
Bipolar Mess!
Ugh so this guy who use to be my friend is no longer my friend because he is a bipolar mess... So the deal is i reposted and stickied a bully for Fat sonny... This person was pissed because he thought i said i hated sonny...Not True!!!! I NEVER SAID THAT! I said i was upset because he deleted me and wouldnt add me back... if the person would go back and look at message archives he would see that.. but no instead of listening to reason he goes and blocks me immediately from here and yahoo and then rejects my phone calls... I cant even explain myself or defend my self its basically i pissed him off and thats the end of our friendship. Which this guy i thought was my friend i decided to call and call and call to try and work out our friendship because thats what REAL friends do! Well instead of answering or even letting it go to voicemail he pickks up and hangs up! And then sends his little friend my number and has her call me to tell me to stop calling and i said not to be rude but
Do You Want Bad Girl Tag?
I'm Going To Post Examples Of Sarge's Bad Girls Tags That I'm Making..All Bad Girls Let Me Know If You Want One..If It's Not Here..Give Me Details What You Want..And I'll See What I Can Do Sgt. Raider (Promoter Of Sarge's Bad Girls) >
39 Things Women Should Know About Men But Dont
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and
I Think I ... Need To Start Over
year is 2 weeks old now :) well.. i had a few appointments the last few days cuz i need to find a new way i can go.. i probably told a few people... when my year ended i also ended my job and my school that i was doing almost 2 years i am not sure if it was the right thing to do but this whole stuff that happened now the end of the year made me wanna start all over again..... as i said i had a few plans this year and they r all gone now... so i need to find a new goal.... at the moment it goes a bit slow.. i have nothing that pushes or motivates me in any kind of way... i dont go out i dont talk to my family or real life friends.. i ignore them when they wanna hang out i find some bad excuse....my mom tries to call me for over a week and i just... dont feel like talking to them i wish there was something that could get me out of this black hole.... but it seems like i fall more and more.. and i really try to be good mooded or nice but it doesnt work out.... and i am rea
In My Dreams
In my dreams You are already here Together we are, one life we share In my dreams there is no fear knowing you will always be there In my dreams I have no cares Only the thoughts of you being near In my dreams my life is clear Understanding that no one could compare I think of you "In My Dreams" but in reality I don't need to dream no more Because all my dreams have COME TRUE.
My Lounge
Hello all... Just a note to say good bye to Heaven's Door.. I am deleting my lounge next Friday.. My birthday is Thursday.. and I want one last week in it.. but Friday morning.. I am deleting it.. I have done everything alone in that lounge.. every single thing alone... People have said that they would help me.. with this and that.. and no one has. I am exhausted, I can't do it anymore and I wont.. I have been in other lounges and watched then with lots of help and people coming and going.. and my lounge doesnt have that.. Someone told me that I have to be there 24 hours a day to keep people in.. That I need staff for them to stay.. What does being on staff got to do with people just talking to people ? I say.. absolutely nothing. I can't promote, invite, greet, all of it alone anymore. and I refuse to. So, I will be saying good bye to the Heaven's Door Lounge.. Sure I have 417 members.. but they don't come in. I have to say I am a failure. Because I dont have help abso
Just A Note
I want to thank everyone for all the love shown to me during this contest. Because of my work schedule I do not have a lot of time to spend on fubar but I try to send as much love as i can to my friends.You people rock thanks again Jimbo
Jeff Has To Much Time On His Hands (but Thanks)
Next Story
Ok, my tattoo for my brother... I will try to make it as short as possibly able, but, I want to make sure that the point is made. In 1999, I visited my older brother, he was about an hours drive away, the reason for the visit is another sad story, but, I will add that later. While I was there, he asked me to look at the wiring in his house. I work as an industrial electrician, and I sometimes work as a residential electrician. After I looked at everything, I said it was bad, needed all new service entrance, breaker panel, all new wiring and all devices replaced. Devices are outlets, light boxes, switches, ect. He asked me how much it would cost, I told him I would do the work for free, but he'd have to buy the materials, they would cost around 1000. He said he would ask his landlord for the money.... As far as I know, he asked. Can't be sure though. Well, I have tons of outlets in my garage, some wire. I could have driven up and did some work, but, I never did. Flash fo
Damn! Damn!! Damn!!!!!!!!!!
Restarted my browser and found that more than 1/2 of my bookmarks were gone! As I have been rating friends' stash and pics, I kept track by bookmarking. Now, ALL of the stash bookmarks are gone and more than half of my pic bookmarks. Other sites, for comments, etc. are also gone. Soooooooooooooo, I hope that all of you will be understanding as I try to somehow find out where I was in your stash so I can continue to rate. Please be patient - I NEED A REAL DRINK!
This Asshole Have Offended Me To The Upmost
PLZ HELP GET THIS GUY OFF THIS SITE....THIS NASTEY ASS PERSON HAS DONE BUT SAY NASTEY THANGS TO ME ...PLZ HELP ME REMOVE HIM OFF THIS SITE THAT IS ONE OF THE MANY THANGS SAID 2 ME temptation loves me@ fubar
Beautiful
River Of Tears by Eric Clapton It's three miles to the river That would carry me away, And two miles to the dusty street That I saw you on today. It's four miles to my lonely room Where I will hide my face, And about half a mile to the downtown bar That I ran from in disgrace. Lord, how long have I got to keep on running, Seven hours, seven days or seven years? All I know is, since you've been gone I feel like I'm drowning in a river, Drowning in a river of tears. Drowning in a river. Feel like I'm drowning, Drowning in a river. In three more days, I'll leave this town And disappear without a trace. A year from now, maybe settle down Where no one knows my face. I wish that I could hold you One more time to ease the pain, But my time's run out and I got to go, Got to run away again. Still I catch myself thinking, One day I'll find my way back here. You'll save me from drowning, Drowning in a river, Drowning in a river of tears. Drowning in a riv
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Tribute To The Last Of The Family
This is a tribute to my little brother and to my mom. Just wanted to say I miss them both very much. They say each year gets easier along with each day. Some days I wander. It seems to get harder at times. Andy passed away Jan. 14, 2000 My Mom passed away Jan. 15, 2001 I love you and miss you both very much! God bless! You are both missed so very much!
Joke
A woman is making love to her lover in her house during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball a
Pissed Off
HEY SKULLS FROM HELL WERE DO YOU GET OFF COMING IN MY LOUNGE SAYING IM A WORTH LESS WHORE YOU DONT KNOW ME IF YA WANNA KEEP YOUR ACCOUNT HERE ID WATCH IT A$$ HOLE IM NOT A WHORE DO YOU SEE DUDE PICS UP GO F*CK YOURSELF
Entangled Desires
Her hair long and dark Her lips molded so soft and delicate Her tongue so moist and passionate Her kisses last forever r When I held her,  her back molded into my hands Her eyes danced with mine Her breath soft warm and delicate Her hands so warm and comforting Her breast soft and succulant Her pussy so nice and trimmed Her pleasure lightly escaped As my tongue danced around her treasure Back arched lifting her pussy to my lips Soft teasing circles for her treasure to softly escape Her honey dew so tasty and intoxicating Her moans so sudden and inviting kissing her as my fingers roamed around her clit  Kissing her mouth deeply and intense Her eyes gazing in the back of her head Her hands clinching the sheets wanting more Lightly stroking her skin delicate fingertips sending electricity through her body Orgasm after orgasm, she is drained from my passion Kiss after kiss, entangled in our desires
Nothing
A call from the past from that which didn't last blindsided me with a buried desire stirring ashes where once was a fire. Yet I feel nothing. Evil lurks in the shadow of beauty, death always follows life and love has become a modern day strife. To suffer those eyes, lonely night cries and a glimmering promise of sugar covered lies, Yet I feel nothing. Darkness stares from a mirrored glance as thoughts of lust instead of romance filled the image looking back at me, void of life, void of glee. And yet... I feel nothing.
The Birthday Massacre-blue
Plastic blue Invitations in my room I've been waiting here for you Reservations made for two Sunlight fading Black tongues speak faster than the car can crash You supply the rumours and I'll provide the wrath Romance is breaking every heart in two casting shadows In the pale shade of blue Plastic blue Conversations in my room Saving every tear for you Trusting every word untrue Twilight fading Fate changes faster than the death of light You provide the envy and I'll provide the spite Reflections cutting every face in two Casting shadows in the pale shade of blue
Fucking Men!
So I am about to go to bed here shortly. Well lately as some of you that I am close to know..Im not having any luck with men. They are a bunch of fucking morons. (No offense) Just my personal opinion. Why is that a damn man thinks he can lie and get away with it? Then when he gets caught he still wants to lie to your face? I just don't understand why can yens just be truthful? Im not saying all men. Please don't take this to heart...It is just me writing and ranting. I know women are like this too. I like to kick their teeth down their throat if I could. Im just so tired of being fucked over. What is truthly wrong here? Im not bad looking. Im a decent person. I have a sense of humor. Im not all about the damn drama. The only things I exspect is for him to faithful and not lie. Maybe I can't hang on to one because Im not easy. Could that be it? Do you men really like easy chicks? Is it all about the pussy? Im just curious that is all. If someone could give me some input I'd be grateful.
Bootycall By Rennyworks
You and me...acquainting ourselves in the bask of the afternoon sun, Not leaving each other's embrace until we were happily done! One night only? Hell naw, I might be alone but I'm not lonely A bootycall is what I think of you? For you to believe such a thing from me just isn't true Aside from your smile, your banging body, and your sex galore There's a lot this brother needs besides your sex and lies, your pussy and thighs I am a deep brother with a hurting soul and dying flesh, I certainly don't need anything more to complicate this mess What do I need from you is so simple, so easy, Be there for me - not as my fantasy - but as my reality Representin' a person who offers me themselves as I will do for you, Someone with whom I can dare to be true.
Home
So, I am moved down to Ironton. I have a place, is it home, i dont know. It has a roof, it has heat and running water, and now i have cable tv and internet, the cats are happy, the dogs still have no yard to speak of, which will be changing in Feb. But everything is soo mismatched, The love seat doesnt match the chair, none of the wood furniture matches. I dont know. I have not had a place that gelt like a home in a long time, not since i lived in circleville Ohio. I dont know what I need to make a house feel like a home. Is it the prescence of a woman that you love and adore uncontrollably. Is it someone to come home to at the end of a long hard day? Is it someone to talk to about what went on during your work day? Is it someone to goof off with, be silly with, be sad with? Is it kids running around driving you insane? but your loving every minute of it? What makes a building not a house, but a home? My place is comfortable, warm, spacious, full of energy with 4 dogs an
My First Happy Hour
THIS MAN IS AMAZING HE IS ALWAYS LENDING A HAND TO HELP EVERYONE HE CAN LEVEL. NOW ITS TIME TO RETURN THE LOVE. MIKEY NEEDS 50K FOR A HAPPY HOUR!! PLEASE COME HELP HIM OUT HE ALWAYS RETURNS THE LOVE.
The Calling
I'm stuck in the shadows, a mere ghost in the crowd. I'm invisible to everyone, and my thoughts aren't allowed. In my own world, I'm broken and all alone. Nobody really wants me, and there's no place to call home. My eyes are closed shut, keeping the tears from falling. I'm trying my best to block it out, but the devil won't stop calling. I'm stuck in this place, a place called hell. Where I'm left to decay, because I already fell. A disgrace to all, I just can't do things right. It's pulling me in, but I'm trying my best to fight. I'm screaming no, but the devil doesn't care. Misery needs company, and he wants me with him there. My voice is hoarse from screaming, and the tears just won't stop. I'm starting to get dizzy and give in, and I try to scream but my voice is caught. I tried my best, but it just wasn't enough. Nothing I ever do is, but I always pretend I'm tough. Wanting perfection killed me, and even consumed me whole. I'm sti
I Made The Biggest Mistake Of My Life
i made the biggest mistake of my life...i let tha water run..i fell in love wit sum1 i jus cant hav and im still in love wit sum1 else i cnt hav either...i tell my self dnt do it but i cnt help it, i made the biggest mistake of my life. i seem so happy on the outside but on the inside...its so different. idk how i would say it idk wen i would but i made the biggest mistake of my life. but its not a mistake i dnt ever regret this i love this but i hate it at tha same time....did i make a mistake?
Grow The Fuck Up.......
there is this guy on here, inviates me to his room, has me blocked, and then i ask him why, and then he shouts to me in my shout box and callls me a bitch, then reblockes me again, some people on here need to grow the fuck up and get a fucking life, i have no fucking clue why he blocked me from the start , lol....i guess some people on here have nothing better to do then , calll people names and block people for no reason, oh welll, i thought this site was a place to meet people, and have fun, guess not.....oh fucking well.............
Words I Will Speak One Day To "her"
Words Yet Unspoken...Delivered From The Heart....Composed By The Soul....One Day..I Dream to form my Lips and send Her My Love in these words....I Want You to Remember; We Say "I Love You" just about every day. Sometimes the words are Whispered as we fall asleep at night....sometimes they're spoken at the end of a phone conversation or accompanied by a Quick Kiss as we rush out the door. The words are Always there, but sometimes we forget to think about how much they Really mean. Every Time you hear me say those Three Little Words, I want You to remember that they're coming from the bottom of My Heart, composed by My Soul.......... I want You to remember that I LOVE YOU for EVERYTHING You Are and for EVERYTHING I Am with You. I want You to remember that You're the Best Person I've ever known and I feel so lucky to have you in My Life. I want You to remember that True Love is FOREVER and there is No Love Truer than the Love I Feel for You. I want You to remember that
Opening Up Long Lost Feelings........
I have just recently decided to start the process of Opening Up and showing more of my inner self to people. On here and in real life. That means that I go against my norm of just showing people superfical pieces of me mixed with a little fantasy to slurry the mix so no one knows the wiser. I have also taken it upon myself to try and help guide some of my friends on here in areas that I see they need direction and also in them opening up as well. This has ruffled some feathers, caused hurt or upset feelings with the ones that do not understand that my intentions are honorable and for their benefit. I have seen my visits from some go down, others remove their "crush", and still others move me down on their friends list. No worries, I'm still standing and will still be their friend no matter what. If the truth hurts, then maybe they should take a look inside, why did it hurt? we become defensive when we do not like to hear something or wish to change it. I welcome comments and advice goo
Cooter Bid For Some Very Old Butt
I just have to love/hate this old dear, she does make me laugh with her attempts to recapture her youth....... (for the joke, read the bottom) and yes, this is a real bulletin the old git made. SEXYGIRLBLONDES 1st time, and maybe last, to be auctioned off Sample some sweet southern charm, SexyGirlBlonde style Click on my pic, and have fun bidding I’m offerring 1.A VOICE MESSAGE TRANSFERED TO YOU WHERE I SAY YOUR NAME 2.A SONG I SING FROM ONE OF MY CD'S TRANFERED TO YOU. 3. 10 SFW PHONE CALLS AT THE TIMES YOU WANT THEM 4. YOUR NAME ON MIND FOR A MONTH 5.I WILL RATE YOUR PIC'S WITH MY 100 11'S FOR A WEEK 6.PIMP YOU OUT IN MY BLOG 7. 1 NFW SALUTE..... 8. ADD TO YAHOO MESSENGER 9. YOUR PIC RIPPED TO MY DEFAULT WITH A NICE CAPTION ADDED min bid is 100000 fu bucks auction starts JAN. 11TH and end JAN. 18TH (repost of original by '*Phantom*' on '2008-01-11 18:41:20') (repost of original by '*SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#26*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN
Please Copy And Paste Just For A Bit Fun Thank You
01] I _____ Kerry. 02] Kerry is _____. 03] If I were alone in a room with Kerry, I would _____. 04] I think Kerry should _____. 05] Kerry needs _____. 06] I want to _____Kerry 07] Someday Kerry will ___. 08] Kerry reminds me of _____. 09] Without Kerry _____. 10] My memories of Kerry are _____. 11] Kerry can be _____. 12] The Worst thing about Kerry is _____. 13] The best thing about Kerry is _____. 14] I am _____ with Kerry. 15] One thing i would like to know about Kerry is _____. 16] Kerry should go and _____. 17] Kerry _____ me.
Tainted
You took everything, I held dear to my heart. Now theres nothing left, I just fall apart. Cold empty feeling hatred burns inside. Your with me every waking moment No where safe to hide. Trapped inside this nightmare unable to awake. Hurting me so deeply, its more than I can take. No one I can turn to for no one feels this pain. Shutting down completely slowly going insane. Wishing I could take back the things you took from me. Unlock the chains that bind me longing to be set free. You got what you wanted im cold almost dead Pictures of you haunt me nightmares fill my head. I sit here feeling numb in the cold and lonely place. You took away my dreams reality I must face. Nothings pure anymore ..............................Tainted
Can't Let Go
You know it is kinda amusing how some people can't let go. They write blogs about how others can't grow up and send their little minions over to spy.. and now looks like the head honcho is lonely again and all in other people's business.. although for the life of me, I cannot understand why he continues to come to my page considering how much i can't stand him and know he is a slimy pervert, but I guess stupidity holds no boundaries. No matter how much he insists that he is over this, he has been caught on candid camera. BUSTED! He has even stooped so low as to stalk my husband Satan as well.. BUSTED! He has also stalked the following people: Chica Mr. Piffington Bitchwhisperer Preston Nyck 404 harmful if swallowed Jaykob Gryfon Rudeboy Flying High Solo so there ya have it.. I guess the proof is in the pudding. LADIES BEWARE... this man is a pervert and a stalker.
Ok Enough Of This Shit
KOW i am leaving the family because of lord wolf harrassing me. Thank you for your help in bombing jimmy the past 2 days. i really appreciated it. Deanna i wish you the best with the kingdom and you will always be considered my friend but i want this man out of my life, for once and all. hugs to all dee
I'm Going For Surgery
I'm going for surgery early tomorrow morning and I will be in the hospital for a couple of days. Have a great hump day and a thirsty Thursday! Leave some love and think about me. Much Love, Nancy
Lost Angel
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Cusody Battle
well i went to court today and i have lost the battle for my kids.i feel like i have let my kids down. the kids live with my ex`s sister and her hubby.i could have hurt my ex when she told the judge she wanted the kids to stay with her sister cause i wont let her see them. she forgot to tell the judge i wont let her see the kids cause of her crack addiction problem.i been fighting 3 years for my kids. ever feel you fight for some thing for so long and you just give up? i just feel it is time for me to give up, is that wrong of me or should i try to be the best father i can? sorry it may sound blunt but i`m still trying to let it all sink in what happened today mike
Untitled...
As we sit in the snow white sand, And the waves crash upon the shore, I stare to the sky trying to understand, Why the stars seem brighter then ever before. Is it because the sky is so clear, That the stars are shining bright? Or could it be that love is near, On this perfect summer night? We laugh, we kiss, we talk, Draw pictures in the sand. Along the ocean we walk, Just her and I, Hand in Hand. Our night is almost finished, As the moon is fading fast, Another day will be diminished, Put with the others in the past. Everything seems to melt away, Faster then the drop of a dime, As night dissolves to day, We lose more precious time. Surely soon the sun will rise, As this is Gods command, I know he can see the twinkle in my eyes, As we walk Hand in Hand. gmw07
The Way You Make Me Feel
You make me feel special, You make me feel new, You make me feel loved, With everything you do. You hold me close when I am sad. You wipe the tears from my face. Every time we are together, It seems like the perfect place. My eyes light up when you enter a room. I smile when we are together. No matter how bad things are, You always make them better. I love the way you kiss me, The way you hold me tight. I love the way you touch me, I could be with you all night. I love the way you can make me laugh For absolutely no reason at all. I love how no matter what I do, You will be there to catch me when I fall. I just want you to know, That even though we sometimes fight, I will always love you! No matter what, day or night. gmw 07!
A Gentle Word Like A Spark Of Light (written Long Ago, For The Exwife...)
A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul And as each sound goes deeper, It's YOU that makes me whole There is no corner, no dark place, YOUR LOVE cannot fill And if the world starts causing waves, It's your devotion that makes them still And yes you always speak to me, In sweet honesty and truth Your caring heart keeps out the rain, YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof So thank you my Love for being there, For supporting me, my life I'll do the same for you, you know, My Beautiful, Darling Wife. gmw2mlw
Iam Back From Iowa
iam back from iowa my dads services two of my sister and a brother split my famley in to they so disrepsted my dad my son is name for my dad them sob would not let him be a paul bear my asshole brother even work my dad biggs to his services and when to the rest home where my dad pass away at and stole alot of thing us kids hade got him over the years his little bithch daughter got to be a paulbear and this little bithch thinks she going to get some of my dad askes to put in a necklace and wear around her neck over my dead body well the fight not over with yet iam going back to iowa to finshes this fight i was pissed that my mom let it happend so me and her are not talking now well write more later after i cool down
Oh Love!
So a quick question! Why is it when you want love and you long for that special someone, its not there for you! I just know I am recently divorced and so tired of being alone...Its sad to say that when I was married I was just as lonely as I am now. I mean I have my daughter but its not the same kinda of love I am longing for. Who knows! -Lindsey
Sexy Zodiac Traits
VIRGO- THE ONE ! (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying! CANCER-CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. SCORPIO - THE CUTIE :) (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partne
Fu Marry Me / Auction
I put myself up for auction. Even get a chance to Fu-Marry me. 1st 200 11's 2nd personal phone call or yahoo phone call 3rd Fu-owned on my name for a week 4th SFW salute 5th NSFW salute (can not choose what I do) 6th Fu perm Blog pimpout 7th pimp out on my page for 1 week 8th A folder with a few of their pictures in it 9th 4 Pimp out Bulletins ( 1 a week) 10th FU-Marriage 11th See me on cam ( SFW ) Click below to check it out Meowzette@ fubar
Fubar Sucks Fucking Dick
JUST SO EVERYBODY AT THIS FUCKING MEXICAN OWNED DUMP I WAS ON MY MAIN ACCOUNT LEVEL 21 WITH EVERYTHING I EVER HAD IN IT WAS JUST DELETED AND NOW I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING PISSED OFF!BABY CUNT CAN SUCK MY GOD DAM FUCKING DICK AND TAKE THIS SITE AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP HIS GOD DAM ASS HE FUCKING COKES TO DEATH AND FUCKING DIES!THAT ACCOUNT WON A VIP AND EVERYBODY WORKED THERE ASS OFF ON THEN THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE WANT TO DELETE IT?THE HELL WITH THIS FUCKING TRASH HOLE!I AM SO SORRY FOR THE AMLOMST 1000 FRIENDS I HAD ON THAT ACCOUNT I DID NOT DO THIS R DELETE ANYONE IT WAS FAGGOT ASS TRASHY FUBAR.AND WITH THE ISP BULLSHIT I GOT 3 GOD DAM COMPUTERS IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE AND JUST SO THE STUPID ASS FUCKERS HERE DONT NO CABLE WILL FUCKING NOT GIVE U BUT ONE GOD DAM CABLE BOX FOR THE FUCKING INTERNET HERE SO HELL YES GOT TO RUN THEM ALL ON THE SAME ISP THESE STUPID ASS DUMB FUCKS AND THERE SORRY ASS PROGRAAMING BULLSHIT IS FUCKING WORTHLESS LIKE THE ASSHOLES THAT RUN THIS PLACE R PROGRAM THIS FUCK
Worth
one is only worth what they feel they are worth.if you feel you are worth nothing then nothing is what you will get. you must look with in yourself, love who you are the good bad and ugly. know that you are worth something never settle for less. love yorself, if you dont love yourself how can you expect others to love you. remember you are a walking personification of your goddess. have hope things always look different in the morning, weather it be better or worse, we all have moments we wish wouldnt have happend, but there is no taking them back just learn from your expierences, all of those moments help make you who you are. be real dont hide behind a mask. i know its eaiser said than done. you are loved by many people but one person who matters most, YOU. love yourself, you are not worthless, you are worth everything the world has to offer, never let anyone make you feel different. hold your head high, work through your problems, everyone has their ups and downs. never be afraid o
Oh Little One Of Mine
Oh Lil One, oh lil one How you ponder my mind I wonder what secrets You hide behind blue eyes In your pure innocence You boggle my mind Always finding joys In the darkest of minds There's a world anew Hidden deep within you Protected by your eyes That are so heavenly blue Oh Lil one, oh lil one How you ponder my mind As we wonder what secrets You may hide behind your blue eyes My little daughter was the muse for this creation of words that flow threw my mind. This is something that is very special to me. So please be respectful towards it. Thank you. Wrote 1~16~2008
Meet The Two Angels In My Life
SUP EVERYBODY WANNA TAKE THE TIME AN SHOW YALL SOMETHING THAT SOME OF ALL DONT KNOW OR SOME DO KNOW THAT I TALK TO ON A DAILY BASES WHERE A PIC OF MY NEW EDITION TO MY FAMILY I WANT CHA TO MEET TEAGAN AND JAYMES JR. THEY ARE TWINS THEY ARE GORGEIOUS I JUST WANNA SHARE THIS WIT U ALL IF U ALL SEE MORE CLICK ON THE PIC IT WILL SEND U STRAIGHT TO THEIR PHOTOS U ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY ON FUBAR:)
I Am That Girl!!!
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive restaurant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl w
Why Douche Bags Like Me Land Hot Girls
Have you ever seen a couple together and thought, "What is SHE doing with HIM?" It happens all of the time. Women tend to under achieve when it comes to the kind of guy they are capable of landing from a looks stand point. All the while, guys out there who would never come close to being on the cover of GQ, are landing babes. Good looking babes. Babes with big tits. I have been "that guy" a few times in my life. Don't get me wrong, I don't think I am a dog or anything. But the reason I don't go to clubs is because I don't think I have the kind of looks that seduce a woman from across the bar. I need to talk... then my trap is set. This is the cool thing about women. People say that a woman knows in the first 5 minutes if she would fuck a guy or not... BULL SHIT. A guy knows in the first five minutes if he will sleep with a girl or not. More like the first 5 seconds. But a guy can grow on a girl. Don't think so? Have you ever heard a guy say thing following? "I wasn't a
Do You Make Custom Pics/ Animations Or Skins?
Ok Bad Girls..Just A Way To Get Some Advertising For You..If You Make Customized Pics..Animations..Skins Or Anything Like That..Leave A Comment Here Telling What You Make And Your Profile Link..
How Open-minded Are You?
I consider myself a very open-minded person. I believe that everyone has a right to do and believe whatever they want, provided they are not injuring or infringing on the rights of others. I have looked at the people I have in my friends and family lists and I have some very different people their. Some might not get along with others here but I like them all for who they are ... all of their differences, eccentricities, kinks and quirks. I might not be "in to" the same things they are, but I respect their rights to express themselves in whatever way they choose. I often wonder about the individuals that call themselves open-minded, yet turn around and bash someone, either physcially or verbally, for being different. How open-minded are you really if you can't accept others that don't fall into your ideal?
Wednesday's Ambulance Ride
On Wednesday, I stood up from sitting in my computer chair to the worst pain I have ever had in my life. This pain was worse than labor pain. It felt like someone was taking a knife and twisting it in my pelvis and wouldn't stop. It hurt to walk, hurt to sit, hurt to lay down. Worst of it I still had to get my daughter to school. I don't know how I did it, but when I got there, I couldn't stop crying hysterically. I was so scared, the pain was so bad. Two of the parents came right over to me, one called 911 and the other took my daughter. Within 5 minutes, the ambulance was there, they got me on the gurney and loaded me in the ambulance. One of the mothers called my husband who was like 45 minutes away. He rushed out of there as fast as he could. While in the ambulance, the EMTs put an IV in me, hooked me up to the heart and other monitors. Within about 5 minutes, we were out of the school parking lot, sirens blaring. We pull into
Sober Now
im sober now and life looks a lot diffrent. thing's r slower and plain. theres to much sun light and ppl just dont care.i care to much life is hard and confussing. friends lost and family close.i dont want to be an evil person anymore but the pain is getting worse. i wanna numb it but i cant.if i go back i will lose everything. i wanna feel the warm prick of my pleasure flowing throw my body. to many worrys to much pain what the hell do i do know ? i guess make a new life for myself new ppl new places new begaining.
The Love List
I did this a long time ago on myspace and i figured now more than ever it is needed. there is way too much fighting and arguing and negativity on here. its time people took a deep breath and tried to see the really important things. I'm gonna try to spread positivity when all i see is negative surrounding me. go to the bottom for something extra about me. the love blog goes like this: one day i started a series of blogs because all i saw was blogs that were F'ck lists. a list basically telling everything and everyone to just F off and i wanted to inspire people to take that negative and give it a positive twist. so here goes again. the LOVE list! I LOVE... Dylans giggle Jeremy's arms Sunshine Warm weather The Atlantic Ocean Peace Lilys Fiji water Steak tacos from PePe's LOLLIPOPS!!! The color PINK Late night card games with best friends Random and odd information People my real life friends. no one compairs! Sketel Boom (yak) G33k1nt3hp1nk planning parties The
My Beautiful Family!
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What Do You Use Fubar For?
Personally, I'm not a gamer. I come on here, see how far up the ladder I can get and make a few friends along the way. I seriously don't understand why so many people get their panties/undies in a wad saying that folks are point whores. So what? It's a site based on a point system. Wouldn't you think it's part of the idea of the site!? How do you feel. Please comment!
A Child Of Mine
I received this poem this morning from a dear friend of mine A Child of Mine "I'll lend you for a little time a child of mine" He said "For you to love while it lives and to mourn when it's dead" It may be six or seven or twenty two or three. But will you till I call it back take care of it for me ? it will bring it's charms to gladden you, and should it's stay be brief, you'll have it's lovely memories as solace for your grief. I cannot promise it will stay, since all to the earth return. But there are lessons taught down there I want this child to learn. I've looked the wide world over in my search for teachers true. And from the throngs that crowd lifes lanes I have selected you. Now will you give it all your love , nor think your labor in vain, Nor hate me when I come to take it back again? I fancied I heard them say " Dear Lord, Thy will be Done" " For all the joy Thy child shall bring, the risk of grief we'll run" We'll shelter it with tendreness
Slideshow...29 Years Of Aging...
Sleeping In
Ok so heres the deal - I love sleeping in on Saturdays. I got up at 1 pm today not that I was wasted last night or went to sleep at 4 am. I just really enjoy sleeping - this might be a slight sign of depression or maybe even my love of being naked in warm sheets in a dark room. Is it wrong to waste a day or is it a moment in the week when I can just enjoy the silence?
For The Homewreckers
Not everyone wants the truth. There are many who hate the TRUTH... But only the truth will make you free(john8:32).You know as we do that,A LIE WILL GO ROUND THE WORLD BEFORE THE TRUTH CAN GET HIS SHOES ON. Surly you have experienced what damage a lie can do... this is why we must consistently seek the TRUTH,For it is only the foundation that will last. A woman called my house and ruind my family life made a man hurt me and lie, It takes two to reck a home the man and the woman he is trying to meet. So other girl you can have him he will only hurt you in the same way he hurt me.14yrs with him its going to be hard.
Yes I Really Did It!!!!!!!!!!!!
100. First off, what is your full name? SARAH GRAHAM "last name here" 99. Do you pay with credit cards or cash? CASH 98. Do you have a best friend that you can talk to 24/7? IF I REALLY NEEDED TO I THINK I COULD. 97. Do you have any siblings? YUP 2.5 96. Where are you exactly? IN THE LIVING ROOM CORNER... I BEEN BAD... LOL 95. Favorite color(s)? LIME GREEN AND ELECRTIC BLUE.... STARTING TO APPRECIATE BLACK MORE TOO... 94. Who is your favorite NFL team? HATE FOOTBALL 93. What does the 7th message in your [cell] text inbox say? "CALL ME I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WORK" -CRYSTIAN 92. Your TV is on Tuesday night. What's on TV? NO CLUE... 91. Who sits beside you in 3rd period? I'M IN COLLEGE... WE DONT HAVE "PERIODS"... BUT LORD HELP WHO EVER IS SITTING NEXT TO ME DURING MY OTHER ONES!!!! LMAO 90. Who's the last person that you kissed? FERNANDO, 5 MONTHS AGO, GOT HIM SICK TOO BUT HE DESERVED IT... 89. Who is the first B in your cell phone di
Wondering..........................
Lately I have been wondering about my sanity. I have contemplated the possibility of a mental problem. My family history is full of nut jobs and my poor head was banged around a lot when I was younger. Sometimes I feel like a freak because of all the racing thoughts I have. I have a lot of highs and lows too. I'm trying to find an equilibrium, but I am not able to reach it yet. I hope that my inner strength holds out until I get there. Stress seems to be so common right now and there is a part of me that wants to hide out until the storm blows over. I think I created the storm and the other part wants to brave the storm. So my world is spinning frantically as my mind has an a arguement on how to proceed. I hope this storm blows over soon so I can relax just enough to focus on what's important in my life.
Funny
.A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know it was working. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave). Okay, so I was home alon
Rest
REST Let me ease your pain Come lie in my lap Feel my touch Gentle like the breeze That blows in the open window My body reacts As you move towards me Making obvious the chill Or maybe it’s my need Of you, Of your body close that causes This arousal response My fingers reach to caress Your temples Along your cheek Down your neck Rubbing lightly over Your strong ...tense shoulders Tracing that delicious valley That lies at the base of your neck I feel you begin to relax To settle against my thighs I run my nails Down your side You shiver slightly Your breath so warm On my bare flesh gives Me cause to squirm Yet I wish not To disturb you So I struggle for control Of my body that needs you Only wishing to Comfort you...give you Release from your pain Release from your fatigue Allowing sleep to claim Your tired soul I lean down Gently ki
~ Crumpled Paper ~
I wrote something on a piece of paper. I wrote it - so it must be true.  It told of all my feelings and my special times with you. It will always be there , even when we go away. I can go to it and see what we had will always stay. Not only in our hearts but on the piece of paper there. It will read how much I love you and how much I still care. So I will put the paper up ; all crumpled from my touch. I will leave it in it's hidden spot, where it protects our lasting  love. There it will stay, till I reach for it again. To remember our sacred love that I know now will never end. L♥
The Good News: You Won't Survive The Impact
The bad news is that you're hurtling towards earth at about 124 mph or so without a parachute, the good news is that you won't survive the impact. What kind of idiot are you that you left a perfectly good plane without a working parachute? Perhaps your demise is not only justified, but long overdue. You have a few minutes here to reflect upon your life before the ground comes at you like a frieght train and scrambles your brains. What are your last thoughts? I mean, besides "oh shiiiiiiit." Try not to focus on your impending demise... I realize this is like saying "don't think about a big red bouncy ball" (what just popped into your head?)... still - do your best to put death aside for now. What are your last thoughts about your life? Are you thinking about your personal regrets? Things you've done? Things you haven't done? People you're leaving behind? People who have left you behind? Are you wondering if your porn buddy is going to remove all your porn and erase your hard
They Say 2 Is Better Than 1
You KNOW you want to call me YOURS!!! Kinkstar Sin and Cre Cre have put themselves up for auction not once... but TWICE!!!! Double your chances of winning one of us! The first auction (NOT safe for work) has already started! Click the pictures below to bid on Cre Cre and me. You know you want us sexy little bitches lol Come on, don't be shy, give us what you got and you'll see what we can give!!!!! The sexy as hell ♥ Çrë Çrê ♥ and The one and only Kinkstar Sin PLEASE!!!! Don't post unless you ARE BIDDING. SERIOUS bids only. Add Nyha to see the pictures and bid Please REPOST or STICKY or BOTH!!!!!!
Abndaddy82 Thought He Had Us Fooled
Comments on abndaddy82: ~~SWEET MA... January 20, 2008 @ 11:51 am baby i love u so much i cant wait to go to nc and wait for u but i was thinking it would be easier to just have cheryl and roxy move in with me and wait for u togather save us girls on rent.i mean we might as well all live together since u love us all so much.maybe we hang with the wife too. you u might have played us in the beginning but ur game has ended point us.oh by the way thanks for playin celia too.ur breaking both our hearts .but asshole this will all fall down on u and me and the girls will be laughing it up and ur expense.goodbye roxy_princ... January 20, 2008 @ 11:34 am Okay baby..you know i'm going to be moving to NC soon. I can't wait to be with you in June. But I was just wondering, should I look for a house on my own or with BehindBlueEyezz and Sweet Mami. Since you love all of us so much and want us all to move to NC and be with you and have your baby and spoil us. Gee gonna be a house f
My Heart
I think of you at night, while everyone's asleep. I wonder if you really care, Or are your feelings weak. I never really could tell, And to this day I still believe, That one day love will heal us, Not you and me...but we. Always on time was our theme, But I never paid attention, 'Cause as long as you were there, No one else was ever mentioned. We argue constantly, And when I finally think you're gone, Once again you find some way, To make my hating you seem wrong. The way you used to look at me, As I stood so far away, But when I said I hated it, You really made my day. I now know that when it comes to you, All my games are played, Because I have no choice but realness. My lying pushed you away. If you only knew, What it does to hear your voice. My heart trembles at your appearance, And love is my only choice. Will we ever be together, Without the drama and the fights? I do believe that one day, You will warm
I See Pretty People...
i see them everywhere. you know what i'm talking about - those people who look "right". those people who are obviously quite comfortable in their skin. they know how to dress. they know how to do their hair. do they know that they're pretty? i'm sure that some of them do, because there are a good many of them who are quite full of themselves. most of the time they pass by without disturbing me. but on rare occasions, one of them will catch my attention. "moth to the flame", i believe is the expression. sometimes they're nice. i hate that. because then i get built-up, deluded into thinking that i'm one of them. that makes it a bit painful when they remind me that i'm a member of the lower caste and walk away. i guess that intellect and heart don't matter. i guess that a person's intrinsic value - their significance by virtue of the fact that they are a person - doesn't matter. i can accept that. our culture teaches us to be shallow. i just wish that they would withhold
Wow
WOW....... WHAT DO YOU THIKNK ?
Here We Go
my dad says its awesome ! Jim~D.S.C.~Fu hubby to Mystêfyï~@ fubar
Free Hugs
Sometimes, a hug is all what we need. Free hugs is a real life controversial story of Juan Mann, A man whose sole mission was to reach out and hug a stranger to brighten up their lives. In this age of social disconnectivity and lack of human contact, the effects of the Free Hugs campaign became phenomenal. As this symbol of human hope spread accross the city, police and officials ordered the Free Hugs campaign BANNED. What we then witness is the true spirit of humanity come together in what can only be described as awe inspiring. In the Spirit of the free hugs campaign, PASS THIS TO A FRIEND and HUG A STRANGER! After all, If you can reach just one person...
Week's Pink Out!
This Weeks Pink Out Is dedicated to those sisters who are on their way to becoming GodMother's. Lets see how much closer we can take them there! RedKandy412,524 Points to go! HELLCAT589,049 Points to go! PEE-JAY697,119 Points to go! SiMpLy AmAzInG1,002,872 Points to go! Tulsa's Angel1,201,490 Points to go! SweetAngel1,309,292 Points to go!
I Have A Dream - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
I Have a Dreamdelivered by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.on the steps of the Lincoln MemorialWashington, DC, on August 28, 1963 "I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity. But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of
Nsfw
I really hate to do this, but you have left me NO choice.... ~~**ALL NSFW PICS WILL BE LOCKED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE**~~ It seems that nobody cares about anything but NSFW pics, so until I start seeing ratings on things that MATTER, all of my NSFW pics will be inaccessable. DO NOT ask me to unlock them...if you want them unlocked, rate something else. There's more to me than tits and ass I'm proud of my body, that's why I have NSFW pics To those of you that HAVE rated my SFW pics, thank you. To those that haven't, you have some work to do.
Auction
Want to Own Me???? Then Heres your Chance...Im going up for auction on January 23rd....Save your fubucks....and be creative..heres what im offering: All stash rated, 500 11's during hh, there name beside mine on my profile for one month, pimped out on my profile for one month, added to my family, a personal salute of my choosing, and mabe some suprises if the bids get high enough...... Be looking for my link in a few days.....auction starts 1/23/2008 Brought to you By....... ~ *Punks Punkette*~ Want To Own Me? I'm In An Auction Ask Me When! ~~~@ fubar (repost of original by 'sassy~*~FuOwned by Abby~Screw the roses, Send me the thorns~*~Member of Spankers Bombing Family~*~' on '2008-01-21 16:31:37')
This Is Me!
it's almost time for some changes, but to tell you the truth i am lil terrified cause i know i have let myself go lil bit. so the changes i will make are how i look and how i present myself. if you like great if not oh well this is me and nobody else... you can't change someone whether it's now or later.... this is greg i'm out!
Thankful/life
How do I say thanks How do I say thanks , You saved me, you should remeber, but you dont. How do you say thanks to someone who saved your life? My dear friend it was back in 96' When you saved me. You could have not listened You could have not cared You may ask youself, Why? What did I do? You took the blade from me when all I wanted to do was die. You listened when I told you what thouse bastards did. You huged me close You didnt judge me You picked up on things that werent right. You stopped me You lifted me You saw what was destorying me You were there when, I had no one You stopped my pain You stopped my hurt. You made it to were I could leave. I guess this is how I say thanks: I thank you for listening, when everyone else didnt I thank you for caring, when everyone else didnt care I thank you for stopping the blade, my pain & my hurt I thank you for being there. You may not see yourself as a hero, but in my eyes you are, You dont have superpowers You cant leap tall buildings, You
Her Birthday Gift (straight)
Her Birthday Gift (Straight) I show up at her door one evening, with a dozen red roses. As she opens her door, she looks down, to see me on my knees. I am holding your roses up presenting them to her. She accept my roses, I stand and follow her inside. Once the door closes, I lift her into my arms and carry her to the bed, laying her down gently. I slowly remove her shoes, then her socks. Ever so slowly kissing her tender skin, as I expose it inch by inch. Kissing and nibbling her toes one by one. Then I would run my lips over the bottoms of her feet and across the backs of her ankles. Next, sliding her slacks off, I continue to kiss my way up, paying extra attention to the backs of her knees. Sliding my face up and down her calves. Feeling her warm skin against my face. Next, I remove her blouse, then have her lay face down on the bed. I get on my knees, across her waist. I begin to run my big strong hands all over her back. Rubbing deeply at first, then change
Hanging Tough
Winter. It gets cold in Chicago. It snows in Chicago. I know this isn't new news to you, but when winter first slaps us in the face, a number of otherwise sensible people act as if they had just been shot out of a cannon from Miami. After a long winter, people in Chicago get ready to wear shorts and simonize their cars in March and start lining up for bleacher seats at a ball game. After all, in March and April, you can see three seasons...sometimes all in one day Winter. It gets cold in Chicago. It snows in Chicago. People forget how to drive. They whine. The weather reports become horror movies: "The Storm That Will Devour Chicago". Poor reporters are sent out to overpasses at Addison and the Kennedy to give the weather report as cars crash into each other on the expressway in the background. There are times in Chicago winters when weather deserves the extensive coverage and hyperbole. Artic blasts like this weekend past. -5 with a chill factor of 30 below. M
Am I Ranked With The Best?over A "die" Comment?
ThisSailor ~Bou... (rate pics/stash pls) M, 36 Japan January 22, 2008 @ 5:07 am #94 of 108 Not like any of the assholes are going to read this.... I blocked Potatoe because he told me to die. I dont think its funny and he had said similar stuff to me in past mumms so i blocked him. In the past I have also blocked Lifesez, Phat in the Hat, Bo$$, PorchMonkey and several others for others, just stupid and very insulting comments. In real life, would have gotten thier asses beaten for. While I know this is the internet and not to be taken seriously, there is just no cause for writting things like that at all. So, this bullshit of it not right to block people, deletion of comments, and discussion of grievance in the shout box, I will do any and all of them and have in the past. I dont make comments like that to people and dont want to hear it directed at me. If this causes people to not come to my mumms and or loose fubar friends, ok and have a nice life. I
Love Cruise Rules And Members!
The Fubar Love Cruise Welcome aboard on the Fubar Love Cruise! Hop on, enjoy the drinks, enjoy the music, and maybe meet a new fu-love along the way! RULES OF THE CRUISE!!!!! Please Rate/Fan/Add all members on board!!!! When you send a friends request be sure to let cruise members know you're on the Fubar Love Cruise! If you already know a member of the Cruise, leave them a comment and let them know that you are on the Fubar Love Cruise! As soon as you have Rated, Fanned and Added all members on the cruise, please Fu-Mail the captain so that you can be added on the cruise! Please repost the bulletin and invite your friends along on the Cruise! Let's have fun on this Cruise! Please treat all cruise members with respect!!!!! Captain ♦Miss Trouble♦ LT for 2nd Alarm Hotties/Club F.A.R* Suave's Fu-Wifey♦@fubar Co-Captains THA OFFICIAL"MS. SWEET MOCHA"CLUB F.A.R "FUWIFEYTOBLACKOb1"@fubar *Liberated Spice*LOL Family Owner*Club F.
From Tommyrotica!!! Thanks
CLIMBING N2 THE SHOWER,I PULL U IN W/ME.WATCHING AS THE WATER FALLS OVER U MAKING U APPEAR 2 MY EYES AS AN OIL PAINTING IN AMAZING HUES OF AQUA BLUE AND SUNKISSED PINKS.GRABBING THE LOOFA I SOAP UP YOUR BACKSIDE AND LET THE SHOWER RINSE AWAY THE SUDS B4 KISSING YOUR NECK AND SHOULDERS,LICKING YOUR SOFT SLIPPERY SKIN.REACHING AROUND U AND HOLDING YOUR SOAPY BREASTS IN MY HANDS,I FIND MYSELF GRINNING AS YOUR NIPPLES GROW HARD BENEATH MY FINGERTIPS.KISSING THE BACK OF YOUR SHOULDERS,I MOVE DOWN YOUR BODY RELEASING YOUR LUV PILLOWS AND RUNNING MY HANDS DOWN THE FRONT OF U,OVER YOUR RIBCAGE AND YOUR STOMACH RESTING THEM ON YOUR HIPS.W/OPENED MOUTH KISSES I MOVE DOWN YOUR SEXY FRAME,STOPPING ONLY 2 LICK THE SMALL OF YOUR BACK.AS I DROP 2 MY KNEES BEHIND U,U SIGH AS I GIVE YOUR TASTY LIL BUTT A NIBBLE.I PLACE MY HAND ON YOUR LOWER BACK AND GENTLY BEND U OVER AND BURY MY FACE INTO THE WET SILKY FOLDS OF YOUR PINK PANTHER,KISSING IT AS I WOULD YOUR MOUTH.THE WATER MIXES W/YOUR SEX AND I TASTE T
Mind Spew
I'M SELFISH AND SOMETIMES INCONSITERATE... I DONT WEAR MAKE-UP, I THINK IT COVERS NATURAL BEAUTY, BUT I STILL BUY IT AND HAVE A CASE OF IT LYING AROUND... IM NOT A MATERIALISTIC PERSON BUT I CANT LET GO OF ANYTHING I HAVE... I OWN 2 PAIRS OF SHOES AND THATS ALOT FOR ME... WELL 3 IF YOU COUNT MY SLIPPERS... I WALK AROUND BAREFOOT AND SOMETIMES HAVE A COUNTRY ACCENT BUT IM NOT A HILL BILLY... I HAVE 2 SISTERS AND ONE BROTHER... I HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO 4 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN BUT DONT RAISE OR SEE ANY OF THEM I HAVE 3 NEICES AND 1 NEFEW I COME FROM A BIG FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS ALOT TO ME BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M CLOSE WITH THE ONE I HAVE, QUITE THE OPPOSITE... BECAUSE I WANT THE CLOSENESS I DOTN HAVE... I HATE FILTH BUT HATE CLEANING EVEN MORE... I LOVE DOING LAUNDRY BUT HATE LAUNDRY MATS.. I WALK AROUND THE HOUSE IN MY PANTIES CUZ CLOTHS ARE OVER RATED... BUT AM VERY SELF CONSCIOUS... I DANCE IN MY PANTIES WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND... I HATE MY BEWBS, MY ASS AND J
Runaway Train
Call you up in the middle of the night Like a firefly without a light You were there like a blowtorch burning I was a key that could use a little turning So tired that I couldn't even sleep So many secrets I couldn't keep I promised myself I wouldn't weep One more promise I couldn't keep It seems no one can help me now, I'm in too deep; there's no way out This time I have really led myself astray Runaway train, never going back Wrong way on a one-way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow I'm neither here nor there Can you help me remember how to smile? Make it somehow all seem worthwhile How on earth did I get so jaded? Life's mystery seems so faded I can go where no one else can go I know what no one else knows Here I am just a-drownin' in the rain With a ticket for a runaway train And everything seems cut and dried, Day and night, earth and sky, Somehow I just don't believe it Runaway train, never going back Wrong way on a one
Our Tax System
In a language most of you should understand: Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until on day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20."Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes
Cry Not
Cry not for me, for I'll see no dawn my blood runs cold, my soul is gone. No more no light will my eyes but see, no starlit night nor moonlight be. Cry not for me for I can not hear, for sound escapes the dying ear. Swept along the halls of dead, with cries of pain and moans of dread. Cry not for me for I am no more, my way has left through the shining door. The path doth run read with blood A raging torrent, a charnel flood. Cry instead for those who stay, for without the hope there is no way. From ages past and lands before, A hand awaits to open the door. Cry instead for those that stay, for I am dust and blown away.
Euphemisms For Male Masturbation
You know them, you love them...but you don't know ALL of them. Here are some great ways of talking about masturbation without actually saying masturbation. Some are funny. Some are strange. But hey, aside from performing the act itself, reading this list is about the most entertaining thing you'll do today. Abusing the wicked stick Adjusting the antenna Aiding and abetting a known felon Applying the hand brake Arguing with Henry Longfellow Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel Attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Audition your hand puppet Backstroke roulette Badgering the witness Barking up the wrong tree Bash the candle Basting the ham Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger Being rough with the sex stick Be your own best friend Beat the bishop Beat the bologna Beat the dummy Beat the meat Beat the pud Beat the stick Be
I Will Be Leaving Fubar
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE TRUE FRIENDS I WILL BE LEAVING FUBAR AS SOON AS FIREMAN185'S CONTEST IS OVER ON JAN 31. THANK YOU ALL THAT HAVE HELPED ALONG THE WAY. I WILL MISS THE REAL FRIENDS I HAVE MADE I CANT TAKE THE B/S ON HERE ANYMORE. MY PROFILE MIGHT STAY UP FOR A FEW DAYS IM HAVING A PROBLEM DELETING IT MOST OF YOU KNOW THAT FM AND I MET HERE IF NOT FOR FUBAR I WOULD NEVER HAVE MET HIM AND MOVED, THE OTHER MOST IMPORTANT MAN TO ME AS MOST OF YOU IS FF JOHN OWNER OF THE FIREFIGHTERS HALL WHO I ALSO MET HERE. MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY GOOD FRIENDS STAY SAFE ALL YOU FF'S I WILL KEEP MY YAHOO FOR A LITTLE WHILE BUT THAT MAY GO AS WELL IN TIME LOVE MERCI
Do They Work?
This is another topic I hear wayyyyyy to often. Do long distance relationship work? I guess that depends on the two involved. Will they put in the extra effort to make it work? Will they take the time and patience to learn about the person before commiting? Will they converse via phone, email etc.... LOng distance relationships won't work when the effort just isn't there. When excuses are heard like: The ineternet isn't my life I don't lik to talk on the phone I just don't have the time to invest Few I have seen and heard. No then it won't work. These are the only options when conversing long distance. I think this is a good thing actually. You actually learn how a person is, there likes dislikes etc,, The internet isn't my life either, but when it's the only means of communication outside the phone then things need to change. It doesn't have to become ur life, just have to use that option just like you would if living closer together. Everything takes effort, you ju
The Contest
i just wanted to tell all my true friends thank you for your support while i was in that contest we got second place but the thing that i am the most proud of is the people that helped me out and those who didnt cheat.....now to all my so called friends that didnt help out or havent talked to me and are just wasteing space on my friends list its time to do some house cleaning
Who I Am
Who I am ... I close my eyes and lift my head to the sky and feel the warmth of the sun on my face. The sky I know is so blue and soft billowy cottony clouds floating all around making this day so beautiful . I feel a breeze blowing only slightly to add its own specialness to this day. I open my eyes and there before me is a field of Daisies growing so thick and beautiful wild between the long overgrown grass. I begin walking in this field my hands out beside me palms down flat feeling the grass tickling my soft palms bringing a smile to my lips.I stop and close my eyes and head up letting the sun continue to warm my face still smiling and I smell ... yessss thats what it is ... the sweet smell of honeysuckle what a sweet scent my mouth watering for the small sweet drop of nector of the honeysuckle blossom. Opening my eyes and looking for the blossom and find a shade tree in the distance I walk towards it still teased by the scent of sweetness. I finally cross the distance between me a
1 Happy Hour Giveaway
hi to all For the first time i have a giveaway from SPIKE THE ORIGINAL (TY Kelly 2 you) Since one year i'm on yhe fu i have helped a big lot of ppl in contests or giveaways so i hope to see yu on this giveaway for me to win an Happy Hour i need 60.000 comments to win it so i hope somebody could be able to give me a little help Thank you very much to all helpers you know that i always return the luv here is the link ty again my friends
January 25, 2008
Hey all so sorry but personal life comes first over fubar for me...here is a few and i have noticed that not everyone has been leveled from the days beofre so if i am ever so late again just scroll thru the previous days before and jsut work on them. Again i am sorry.... KING OF SARCASM -- JESS'S FU HUSBAND@ fubar ღ Evieღ@ fubar jym@ fubar MarineMech*KARIZMAS SEXIEST GUYS CREW MEMBER *@ fubar
My Original About Me - If You Are Interested
I stand defiantly in the tempest, I laugh and dare it to do it's worst. When it strikes me down I simply rise again. And I will continue to do so until the storm blows itself out and I am left with blues skies and singing birds. I need someone that can stand at my side through it all. Someone who knows that they can be battered by life, but never broken... that pain and hardship passes if you push through it... and who would never succumb to the temptation to surrender. I need someone that can run with me, dance through life with me. And someone that can kick pain in the teeth and say to it "I am not yours!" Can you do that? Can you fling caution to the wind and step forward with zest and enthusiasm? Life is here to be LIVED; the game of life is here to be PLAYED. Are you ready for it? And can you have fun while doing it? I am sure you have an idea of the "perfect guy for you." I am not what you were thinking of. That does not mean, however, that I would not turn out to be the
Is Ertic Better Then Porn
Do you find Erotic better than porn
Can You Imagine?
So following all the BULLSHIT I have encounted in the last year it does not come to a suprize that this is the way my week ends. Last month a few of my friends passed away and I had some financial issues. This week someone I love more than anyone said goodbye to me which BROKE my heart...... An hour ago both of my Bosses were fired from their positions. One was demoted to another Facility and my close friend, the other Boss was terminated completely. I am in complete shock.
Let's Make Sunday Special
More Comments at pYzam.com More Comments at pYzam.com I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. More colors.
If You're From Georgia, You Know This. Or Maybe From The South ??
1. A Possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2."Onced" and "Twiced" are words. 3. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. 4. "Jaw-P" means "Did ya'll go to the bathroom?" 5. People actually grow AND eat okra. 6. "Fixinto" is one word. 7. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. 8. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! 9. Backards and forards means "I know everything about you." 10. The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" 11. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. 12. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM DOWN SOUTH WHEN: 1. You measure distance in minutes. 2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 3. You use "fix" as a verb. For example: "I'm
Request Your Songs
Click the pic, to make a request. Fubar is taking nearly 12 hrs to inform of comments..
Today !!!!
TODAY SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I HAD FORGOTTEN YOU WITH A MOMENT OF THOUGHT AND AND A LITTLE SMILE I ANSWERED NO !!!! NO,,,,, I HAVENT FORGOTTEN THE TIME WE SHARED WHEN YOU GAVE TO ME AND I GAVE TO YOU AND LIKE EVERYTHING ELES IN LIFE SOME WAS GOOD AND SOME WAS BAD BUT TO COMPLETLY FORGET WOULD CREATE SUCHA BIG VOID IN MY LIFE SO EVEN AS I SAY IAM OVER YOU I HAVE THE STRENGTH TO CHOOSE NOT TO EVER FORGET !!!!!!!!
Brian
Every day Fubar brings me a little a little joy somewhere along the line, this morning it came early and to my shoutbox. Meet Brian or Brian aka ‘DJ Majestic Owner/DJ Majestic ‘s playhouse &co /owner4optical illusions - lil missy’s man as he likes to be called it seems. Anyway I have never spoken to Brian or Brian aka ‘DJ Majestic Owner/DJ Majestic ‘s playhouse &co /owner4optical illusions - lil missy’s man or his wife, but I must have touched a nerve or two I think as that’s quite a bold and stinging statement to issue on a whim. So I thought I would take a look at Brian or Brian aka ‘DJ Majestic Owner/DJ Majestic ‘s playhouse &co /owner4optical illusions - lil missy’s man and see if I could work out why I had managed to anger him so much. shoutbox message “You and your camel fucking jackass of a friend are both a hacker’s dream. I think it will be funny when you piss off the wrong person and they fry your shit so you carn’t get online and talk shit while hiding behi
January 26, 2008
Okay here is the blog all LETS GET THESE PEOPLE LEVELED THIS WEEKEND PLEASE DJ Blksheep68( Wild Chaos ENFORCER)(CLUB F.A.R)"Fu-Engaged" to Awesomelilbunny(Wild Chaos A@ fubar RECONDOC _DSC_ fubar hubby to JADA & real life fiancee' for real yo@ fubar rumney pride - Dirty South Crews Co Owner@ fubar Daddy0580@ fubar akcelticwiccan@ fubar
Next To Gullible In The Dictionary Is Your Picture
I don't fucking get it. The whole online love/dating thing. I've never understood it. How is it possible to develop feelings for a person you've never met, seen, touched, laughed with, experienced life with??? How? I'm talking serious "I wanna marry this person" love/feelings. You're not in love with that person. You're in love with the IDEA of that person. In my experience, a majority of people I've met online are wearing a facade, a mask, if you will. They can tell you whatever the hell they want and you would never be the wiser. Online, people are sharks and vultures. The sharks prey on the weak and the vultures swoop in to take advantage of the aftermath which in hindsight turns them into sharks. To open yourself up and your heart to someone 500 miles away is a tragedy waiting to happen. Don't be so gullible. People are awsome actors and some deserve a fucking OSCAR nomination. So before you express your e-love for your e-boyfriend and have an e-wedding and have your e-chi
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So .. I'm not entirely sure why I did this - But I'm being auctioned off. :D Come bid on me! This is what I'm offering if you Fu-Own me! rate all stash during HH rate all pics 11's Fu-Owned by ______ Salute picture - SFW! Add to Family Added to Top Friends Daily comment Big Pimpin Gift of my choice Crush for a month Pimpout Blog Pimp Out Bulletin ~ Stickied if I have funds @ time
Nsfw Pics
Office Shop aka 'fubar shop' One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. i have left open my default pics and one folder of pics fubar says are not safe for work please comments there and here as to your thoughts on fubar being a little analretentive about what adults can view
Marriage..you Say Tomato, And I Say Too.mat-toe
When I mention the word marriage, what is the first word that comes to your mind? Could it be love? Companionship? Fidelity? All of these virtues are ones that any man and woman who decides to embark on the sacred bond of marriage should embrace. Oh I almost forgot honesty lads and lasses. How silly of me. You can't bake a fucked up cake, without all the necessary ingredients now can you? Maybe that's why my wedding cake tasted more like lies and deceit. With just the right amount of bullshit. Mmm Mmm good. Want a piece? I hope this entry makes your fucking toes curl when someone utters the word marriage. I hope it makes you shit and piss yourselves so bad, that you run like hell for that safe little place that we all have come to love. The happy little place called single life. I guess I was under the dillusion that marriage was this beautiful place. White picket fences and birds chirping. Breakfast in bed naked and all the splendors that come with that. It is nothing more than
If A Man Wants You....
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently?
Want To Know What Idiots Look Like?
Have you ever wondered what idiots look like? = = Well, wonder no more! = = = = = = = = = = YES THAT IS A POWER CORD FLOATING ON FLIP FLOPS
Regrets
Here's another look inside the man who was, and will become again, Wolfie. I was raised to be above the influence of prejudice, but I forgot how I was raised for a long time. When I moved to CA in 2001, I found myself in a whole new world and forgot all about my old one. I was raised in the south where prejudice is (according to people who don't know the truth) running rampant, but it's nowhere near as open as it was in Shasta County, CA. I was away from everything and everyone I knew, and I was scared. I noticed that everyone seemed to stay on their own side of town. I actually got mad when the people I had been introduced to said their little slurs, but I was outnumbered. I tried to fight the influence, but the influence slowly won the battle. I became the person I hated out of fear for my own survival. Now it's almost 7 years later and I'm filled with regret from the words that I've spoken. I don't know how to make amends for what I've said and done over the last few year
New Military Family Members Humvee
MILITARY FAMILY MEMBERS HUMVEE So... Some friends and I have recently gotten really involved in doing all those fubar trains and things BUT the one thing we haven't found is a MILITARY FAMILY train. So we have decided to start one. Here are the rules: 1. Of course fan rate and add all members on the train :D 2. MUST be a family member of someone in the military OR an actual service member OR a prior service member. Can be ANY branch as long as it's military. Even reserve family is welcome. You can be a mom, sister, brother, fiance, girlfriend, wife, daughter, son, whatever as long as you are military. 3. NO DRAMA!!! Seriously this is all for our support why start drama if you DON'T like someone involved then don't speak to them. No need to act like a child :D 4. MUST HAVE A SALUTE! BUT if you don't but do have the military logo you can jump on. IF you have neither... you can ask to join but we will base our decision on your pics and what we think. We just don't want an
Walking With My Angel
Walking with My Angel As I walked through the woods the trees started to part. A path that I did not expect to find appeared, calling to my head and heart. A lady, or maiden perhaps stood there with her arms opened wide. Her gaze cut through me deep touching the feelings I wanted to hide. As we walked into the woods, a glow surrounded us in white. As we walked we laughed at our fear and cried for our delight. When we hugged each other our fires became one. And though the feelings overpowered us, neither wanted to run. Then our dream came to an end, I woke to find my head upon her breast. To this day our fires touch across the miles, and her kisses come to me on the winds from the west. W. Todd Crago Copyright ©2007
The Lost Cherry Scrolls
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Oops wrong scenario... A long time ago on a site called Lost Cherry, A time when kindness, manners and friendship ran rampant. There was a discerning sense of ethics and etiquette. Now as the site has grown many of the old ways have become a thing of the past. Making way for a much more “ME” orientated atmosphere. Luckily a lone internet scavenger stumbled across the dead cherry scrolls while rummaging through archives in a hidden data base. After hour upon hour the scrolls have finally been translated. Baby Jesus said unto the people of Cherryland...... This site is my gift to you, go forth my children, make friends, rate, fan and add in the name of love. I give you 10’s and 11’s for which to award our fellow brethren. Give them freely and give them often. The 1 through 9’s are of no use and only there to fill space, using them may result in hurt feelings or a rash of 1’s tossed right back at you. (rather damaging to your rating if
Unique Dream
THIS BLOG IS DEDICATED TO "UNIQUE DREAM" THE MAN WHO I CARE VERY DEEPLY ABOUT.. FIRST ALL LET ME SAY... YOU ARE THE MOST BLUNT,COCKY,SEXY GUY I'VE EVER MET..(I LOVE YOUR LIPS...;) LOL) I LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T CARE WHERE WE ARE..AT MOVIES.... IN A STORE. YOU'LL TAKE ME AND START DANCEING SALSA..AND TALKING IN ALL THESE CRAZY ACENTS...LOL.. I ALSO LOVE..YOUR AS FREAKY AS I AM..(YOU EVEN LET ME PUT HOTFUDGE ON YOUR PENIS AT THE PARK ..AND LET ME LICK OFF..YUMMY..LOL) BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVE YOU FOR BEING YOU. YOU ARE "UNIQUE" YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND..DON'T EVER CHANGE... I LOVE YOU...BESOS!
Something I Wrote...
Can you guess WHAT...not WHO I am talking about? "Goodbye to You" 01-27-08 You came with a vengence Into my life Destroying my hopes Crushing my pride I cant face my future Nor the present Because within you Are the things I resent Goodbye to you Its all the same My Pain Is your gain Goodbye to you Leave me be For all the havoc you caused Set me free You come up When I want you gone When I am happy You show me its all wrong Why cant I let you go All you do is bring sadness When will I have My own happiness The Sea Is full of my tears And this Darkness if full of my fears Because of you I cant have what I need Because of you My heart still bleeds Goodbye to you Thank you for making me a fool To all my friends and lovers You made me lose. Goodbye to you You are out my door I need you gone I cant take anymore Im tired of the pain The pain and sorrow of my heart Because of you I have fallen apart Im leaving you Im ti
Life's A Mess
OK as some of you know we lost our house thanks to my husbands recent jobs. Its on the market and been spending a lot of time on house and djing as we've lost a lot of djs :(. If I haven't been showing y'all the love u deserve I apologize. Just doesn't seem to be enough time during the day and I can only stay awake so long. Trying to keep up with comments and friend requests is about all I'm managing. Some days I'm lucky and can actually post comments b4 I receive them this week will be spending a lot of time sorting through not only the stuff for moving sale but getting stuff onto ebay in the hopes of making some real money, in the hopes of doing some work on the house and maybe upping the price on the house or enough to JUST get it sold. My brain can only handle so much and I guess at the moment its on overload. So IF I ignore you or don't show the love I know you deserve please forgive me
If U Missed It
I LOVE YOU!
Better?
sooo...myspace is now open, fubar is now blocked...is that better? so glad that's now public knowledge (btw, notice anything missing there? and yes, i promote the other one, because i LOVE vince)...i love ignore and block. try spending the last 2 years of your life not being able to live. not being able to do what most people your age are doing. being the adult before you had the chance to grow up. watching people you love go downhill and not being able to pull them back...then taking the blame for what they've done because you don't want others to think badly of them. then you break out, you reclaim your own existence, you take back a small piece of what you gave away. even if it's for 1 week with the most amazing people in your life. even if it's taking an unbirthday trip because you never got the real thing. even if it's trying to branch out beyond what you swear you know. even if it's meeting a couple cool people you might never get to see...and telling the rest t
I Am Me: The Psychic, Medium, Healer, Empath And Animal Communicator.
My earliest memory from this lifetime is of me sitting on the floor as a baby. I was not even one years old. My mom rolled a ball to me. I stared off into space. I always stared off into space, so she says. I know I did, because I was always in tune with the spirit world. Things I remember from back then vary. The living room carpet was brown and easy to hide stains on. We had a lot of brown decor. I remember that. I guess that's why I don't like brown so much anymore. I saw a lady with red hair appear at the top of the stairs. I could see a light around her. It was just my mom and I at home. The lady looked at me and she smiled. I knew her in my heart. I recognized her. I don't remember now who she was exactly to me, but I know we knew eachother. My mom looked at me and had this look on her face wondering why I wasn't paying attention to the ball. I'll never forget it because she still makes that face at me, but now... knowing what's really going on when I stare off into space, she sm
This Is Not Torrie
This is not Victoria...whom you call Torrie. This is her cousin Alicia. It is with deepest and saddest heart that I tell you that Torie died 2 nights ago at the Indianapolis Burn Center. The infection that got in the skin graph on her neck turned into a staff infection. The doctors did everything they could to try and cure the infection but it had made its way into her brain. Torrie died Saturday morning at 7:53 am. To all who knew her and loved her for who she was not what she looked like I thank you. She was a beautiful girl on the inside as well as the outside. Momma Rox when you read this please contact me. She left some things on disk that needs to be sent to you. Ms. Honey Angel, she said she was sorry for never getting those pictures to you. She loved you all like family. God bless you, for she found more acceptance on the net than she ever did in real Life. Sincerely, Alicia Ps. I will Leave her page up as all her friends were on this sight.
How Come............
How come it is so easy to love someone with all your heart and and could just choke them the next? Is this weird? If it is then I must be going crazy and this person is driving me insane. I use to love this person with all my heart...but damn....dont act like you care one minute and be a jerk the next....I want so bad for things to go back the way that they were..but I dont think that is possible because it seems like everytime I do the least little thing this person gets pissed off...I am not perfect and I never claim to be...but always being mean to me and saying hurtful and demeaning things are uncalled for. Right now I have a lot going on...and dont need the bullshit for those of you who know you know what I am talking about...and for the person that this is towards when you read this..think back on some of the things that you have said to me....and then think about how you really feel about me...and then stay or go...but if you stay at least RESPECT ME!
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Are You Who You Portray Online?
I come across thousands of Fubar profiles every week. If there was an equivalent to an online, Fubar, palm reader... I'm the guy. I can tell you the basics of someone based on a 10 second glance at their profile. Fubar is a place for friends, so the motto says. I would venture to say that 90% of the people on here do just that. They use it to either keep in touch with friends, or meet new ones. It's awesome for that too. What better way to post about whats going on, whats coming, and how much fun it was than here? It's perfect actually. Blogging has changed the scene for me somewhat though. Someone asked me why I blog, and I had no trouble answering. "I like being responsible for the reactions of my readers." I like having an audience, there is no doubt about that. But despite that, I haven't lost site of what Fubar is for. I make friends here. I keep in touch with my friends here. If you look at my friends list, you will see people I have known since high school, and even my
Talk To Me!!
Hi all.. First person to buy me a 7 day blast will receive a "SFW" phone call from your's truly. Serious inquiries only:) Please Rate Blog, thank you
If She Only Knw
Subject: THE NICE GUYS Body: I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off i
Love And Friendship Thoughts
Through out my years, and now that i am older i can actually say that. I have seen many things, experianced many things, but still have not learned one thing. Maybe learned it is not the answer, but understood it is more the proper term. The one thing that eludes me and many others is this .. Why is LOVE so hard, when we can love a child, a friend or a stranger. But when we love one other it becomes the most difficult thing in existance. Our emotions get tied into knots, our words get dumped out like a dam ready to burst. We lose control. We lose sight of the first important thing that makes love work.. Friendship. We forget that through friendship, all words, and all thoughts can be assertained and contemplated in their normal state. We forget that through friendship we can forgive a mistaken word, or a misplaced emotion. I guess in life it is not love that is hardest to understand, it is understanding that love should always fall back to friendship when emotions get tangl
I Believe You- New Poem
Until I Believe You If I could make it all better- I would. I would take you in my arms and just hold you Combing your hair with my nails- For as long as you needed- Until you felt safe- Until you knew I wasn’t leaving- Until you believed me. If I could make it all better- I would. I would find a way to make you love me Kissing you sweetly when you walked through the door For as long as you needed- Until you felt loved- Until you knew I felt the same- Until you believed me. If I could make it all better- I would. I would make love to you all night, Touching you gently in just the right way For as long as you needed- Until you felt complete- Until you knew I was too- Until you believed me. I just can’t make it all better- I can’t. When will someone comb my hair until I feel safe? Kiss me sweetly when I walk in the door? Make love to me until I feel complete? Make it all better. Until I believed them Until I was happy….
Oh Bugger
alright mates my girl left me yesterday:(what was once the warmest room in the house is now the coldest,darkest...let me tell you about this girl..she got the this smile that could warm the coldest of heart...her eyes could make alll your worries disappear,and s kiss that could send you to heaven;)i love you Andrea with all of me heart and soul...after all ..you ARE me heart and soul..you make me a better bloke when your about,and i want to change the world so you don't hurt as much...my life with you means everything..and i don't fancy losing you....your stuck with me darlin..le grá go deo-Sean She will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. The way her heads always find the right spot on my shoulder. How cute she looks when she sleeps. The ease in which she fits into my arms. The way she kisses me and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. How cute she is when she eats. The way she takes hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. Becau
Flamming Hearts We Have A New Member
Chucky Tha Greatest Slasher@ fubarFLAMMING HEARTS WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER LETS SHOW HIM SOME LOVE THANKS LATINA69
Rejected Blast W/ No Refund!
I put in for a blast and it was rejected with no explaination. This is how it read. "Check out all the model pics, and free photo shoots for all my friends." This blast also had my picture on it and not the picture I am using now. After the reject, I offered to change the wording to "TOTALLY FREE" and for my friends to post on Fubar. I never got a reply. Then when I asked what happened to my refund, they told me I can be rejected at any time and there are no refunds. It all depends on what they think. I am not worried about getting my money back. I paid for it through paypal and I am sure they will refund my money. I would just like everyone to let Fubar know they their policy sucks and they legally can't keep the money. I really enjoy Fubar and I have devoted a lot of my time to it, but I won't let someone rip me off. Now I am faced with the idea there is no way I can post a blast because of fear they will reject me for no reason and then try to keep my mon
Has Anyone Seen Bob ?
Bob forgetting it was his anniversary woke up one morning and went to work before his wife woke up. A few hours later his wife wakes up and is mad because she thought her husband forgot their anniversary , she wrote him a note that said tomorrow I better have something in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 10 seconds flat. the next morning Bob woke up and went to work as usual , and a couple of hours later his wife woke up and went to the window and looked out , she saw a box in the driveway and brought it in the house and when she opened it there was a scale inside Bob hasn't been seen since. Has anyone seen Bob ?
America Needs Leaders Like This
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Adam Your In Our Thoughts N Prayers Hunny Love Cherie N Kage
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344 Pounds Now O Yahooo Happy :) !!!
when to the drs today i am down to 344pounds from that 385pound mark i still have a long way to go befor at or under 300pounds befor july thats my goal :)... drs scales only go up to 350 it doesnt matter now i am 344 yahooooooooooooooo i am so happy right now :)... takecare all thats my update !!!
Nsfw Pics
So I'm noticing a trend that I am being found to be a "good girl" and a wonderful friend and yet I'm also the one who is being walked out on from my "friends" at any given time. SOOOOO...I want to know, is it because I don't have enough pics of me showing my bare ass or 40DD tits or bare pussy for you all or is it something else I'm doing wrong that someone I get to know for months and call a "friend" which I don't use that word lightly, just one days up and walks out my life and blocks me forever?
Visions Of You
this crimson veil descends and covers my eyes blocking out everything sane and right bitterness and hate eating away at my very soul no matter how long i stare i cant look past this red, devious light. i try to hide behind this awkward smile but even the reflection that glances back reveals the pain. i stare at myself staring back at me and see part of me shrink and vanish into the dark. i cant shake this anger and hatred burning deep inside my heart broken and bruised laying haphazordly upon my shattered pride my life has turned into a puzzle to which even i have no clue. two steps forward and fifteen back it seems things as far as i can see seem disfigured by this depressionistic hue. feeling alone and unwanted i stumble threw this darkness arms outstretched in a dying hope of finding some sort of hope to grasp. drunkenly swaying this way and that in this neverending maze i finally succumb and drop exhausted to my knees head in hands i prepare to surrender to
"i Can't Do This Anymore"
I think a lot of people pick the best opportune time to leave a bad relationship. Usually, a big amount of money is involved before someone realizes, "Hey, I don't need this shit anymore." When my ex left, it couldn't be further from the case. My son was 4 months old, I had just started a new job that required a ton of travel, and I was living check to check because that bitch was a black hole. I didn't know much about taking care of a baby, but I did it anyway. By about the second month after she left, my ex had stopped contacting me on a regular basis. I was taking care of an infant... alone. Now, I would love to tell you how tough it was. But I'd be lying. He was a PERFECT baby. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't easy per say. I mean, just getting around in general was a pain in the ass but as far as dealing with him goes... No real problems. Except once... He got sick. Double ear infection, fever, snot... yuck. This was his first time being sick (possibly hi
Here And There
Greetings visitors to my profile, fans, friends, and family. I'm sure the exclusive few of you I communicate with on a regular basis have noticed my staggared presence on Fubar, and by staggered, I mean irregular, not my ability to walk a straight line. I wanted to offer a brief explanation to those who do not already know, as I have already typed this out several times to some of you. A friend of mine has seen fit to break her ankle and may not put any weight upon her foot for 8 weeks. As I am qualifed in certain areas of the medical field, I have been requested to assist her in her time of need. She does have a PC and is connected to the internet, but her computer does not have some of the capabilities as mine, and is not able to discern certain tags some of you are leaving as comments, so please do not be upset if I have to ask about them. A number of my fellow...healers have requested information about her in an attempt to focus energy in her direction. To all those capable
Someday.....
Someday... it's gonna be my turn. i'm gonna b that girl, that other girls wish they were... and the girl all the guys wish they had... Someday... my life will be worth being envied.....
The Dare
The Dare The mysteries of sexual heat burn through me; As I get down on my knees. I know my lover is watching this; as I give the stranger the forbidden kiss. The lovely taste of him inside; pleasures me with great pride. My tongue fervently dancing around the hardened muscle; slowly expiratory I move no need to hustle. The stranger is in paradise; as he moans , grunts, as he pleasurably cries. I feel my lover approach me from behind; gently gliding it in to blow my mind. As the stranger jumps at the vibrations my mouth is giving off; trying hard not to let out a big cough. My lover plunges in steady and fast; bonding the pleasures together making it last. Deeper and deeper I breathe in the stranger; my lover keeping me out of any danger. I buck backward deeper in to him; making sweet love to both of them. Excitement fills the air ; for this started out being a dare. Passion overwhelms us; no one complains or making a fuss. We exp
Bid On Me Please
This hot sexy man is up to be own for one month so come show him love hes the greatest friend ever and someone who means alot to me been there when i needed him the most so ladies own him make him yours for one whole month here is that u will get from him ok so heres what ya get 1.all pics rated 2.all stash rated 3.a salute from me one nsfw and one sfw 4.a mumm posted about u 5.comment daily on ur page 6.pimped out on my main page blog and bully 7.added to my yahoo and family 8.your name on mine as owned by so lets do this bid Here r the rules: dates are changed to feb 1,2008 till feb 24th 2008 so come on ladies click link and bid
Thinking Of Having A Contest....
if i were to have a contest for someone to be my fu-hubby/wifey for a month would it be worthwhile trying to get it going??? would anyone be interested??? lol MUAHZ to everyone!!
Sleep
Hey everyone thanks for sharing the day with me. Now is time for me to head off to sleep. What should I dream about? Who should I dream about? and What area they doing to me? Talk to you in the morning.
Its Gotten Very Long!
Okay, here's my About Me i guess! Or my rules more like! If you are going to come to my page to check me out, i'd really appreciate it you would please rate me, or leave something! I guess i don't really mind you just popping in and out, but i really hate it when people check me out just to be nosy! And please, when you send a friend request, don't send it blank, Please put Hello Jenn, so i know you've read it! So if it's blank, i won't except it...And NO I DO NOT HAVE A CAM, and no i will not do you a salute or personal pic, it's not my thing, and if you don't like that? you apparently don't like me. Im not a newbie, so Please don't welcome me to fubar, unless you are welcoming me back. I deleted my account because of the many idiots who bugged the hell out of me but my cousins convinced me back, so here i am. Im 20, my name is Jennifer, Please call me Jenn though...im not married, i have no kids...i don't like kids lol but i can handle them, im not looking for real life relationship
Inactive Friends
I took the hint of another friend of mine, I had almost 1000 friends on my list, 9/10's of which I don't hear from nor do they hear from me...So, I did a major house cleaning, if you're getting this blog notice, I still have you on my list...I got rid of 800 ppl today, I just can't see the sense in having them just for the sake of having them...Yes, I'm rambling, but those of you who know me, know I do that well...Anyway, I'm not going to be adding new friends just because they a/f/r me and I feel obligated, no more of that from me...Have a great weekend everyone...Tina
The Drunken Sex Chronicles Of +bauer+- Vol. 2
I had being seeing Natalie for about 3 weeks. We hit it off right away. One night, her and her sister came out with my friends and I. We drank like fish. When the night was over, a few of us did some post partying. I went into the bedroom to change out of my bar clothes and slip into a pair of basketball shorts and a t-shirt. As I was changing, I took a header on to the bed and passed out. I do that when I am drunk. I will just fall asleep anywhere. After about 5 minutes of nappy time, Natalie woke me up by giving me a little speech. I opened one eye, and turned out the light. "I love to give blow jobs." She said. "I am amazing at it too, and I can practically cum just by giving one. Will you let me?" Now, I found the speech a bit odd since this wouldn't be the first time she blew me before, and I never got the preamble the other times. But it's Saturday night...so the answer was yes. So she started, and I laid back feeling like a master of the universe. Now, I am usually no
Time For Sale
If time was for sale i would buy all i could for more with you would only be good, more time for you, more time for me, more time to share more fantasy, But times not for sale and it can't be bought so look in my eyes and share my thought... Keep smilin.. Holley Bess
Why My Pics Are Hidden
I have NOT deleted anyone from my list. I think people need to chill and take a step back rom time to time and this is my time. I have hidden all my pics from everyone just to find out who's real and who's not. I put my heart on the line everyday for my friends...those who really REALLY know me as a person know this is true. I would give my last breath for a friend...that's who I am but I've realized in return I'm getting hurt and just disrespected by many after all I do for them. So this is my time of reflection and truth...please accept this and bare with me.
Katherine"s Song
THERE UPON THE TABLE-SCATTERED PHOTOGRAPHS OF MEMORIES.ADMIRING THE PIECES OF HER LIFE-ONE BY ONE.TEARS STAINED HER CHEEKS-AS SHE WIPED THEM DRY. SHE SAW OF THE TIME THAT WILL LAST.FELT THE YEARS OF THE PAST.SHE YEARN FOR A VISION OF ETERNITY.BUT GONE SHALL BE THE DESTINY OF THE CHILD. HE PLACED BEFORE THIS WEARY FRAME A CUP HE HELD IN HIS HAND.A KISS,A TOUCH,AND A TEAR WIPED FROM HER BLUE EYES,SHINING UP AT HIM.HE SAW THE PAIN-FELT THE ACKING NEED,AND WALKED AWAY,WITH A TREMBLING HEART. SHE SAW OF THE TIME THAT WILL LAST.FELT THE YEARS OF THE PAST.SHE YEARN FOR A VISION OF ETERNITY.BUT GONE SHALL BE THE DESTINY OF THE CHILD. SHE RESTED UPON HIS GENTLE SOUL.AS HE HELD HER TIGHTLY AGAINST HIM SO.AND WIPED THE TEARS FOR THE LAST TIME,OF THIS CHILD THAT WAS SO DEAR.AN ENDLESS FLIGHT OF A WHISPERING BREEZE,ON A MOONLIT NITE.SHE SMILED UPON,THE FACE SHE SO LOVED.WIPED THE TEARS FROM HIS EYES,"I SAID TO YOU MY LOVE,YOU MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE, AND MADE ME COMPLETE. ALWAYS KNOW I
People Are Getting On My Nerves!!!
Hey I'm just venting a tad here, but you know it is getting kinda on my last nerve with some on here or on my friends list!! 1. Rate as I would you..simple huh, no what I mean is if I take the time to rate your 20,000 pictures then do the same. I'm not perfect but I do try! 2. Comments are always welcome, but when you are posting all your 20,000 friends and I never seen one from you but sent you one, occasionally it will be nice to hear from you; thus, I'm not feeling I'm a number on your friends list. 3. Conversation, again I do admit it and I've done it myself. I do though try to respond back to everyone. Yet, if I am talking or try talking to you, don't make the excuse...oh I wasn't paying attention or you aren't talkative. Maybe someone does care about whom you are when they message you and wants to know how you are. 4. Mumms/Blogs as like you all I do rate and occasionally comment them as well and I try to keep up, but in my case it's the same 10 or some stray that do
My Past On Lc, Ct, Fu
okay so here it goes... i signed up for this website in 06. the only thing was, i was fake. i was me just not my pictures. i met some pretty awesome people and so when it came out i felt horrible. i came back to the site later on in 07 as 100% me. time went on and i was getting so tired of all the drama, so i saw an opportunity to fu marry someone (wont give names) and get out. and it worked, i waited a few weeks and then i made my move. within a month or so i had deleted my account and was unhappy about leaving one of my closest friends behind. i sent him a txt message saying i was sorry but never said for what, i was sorry for leaving him without explaining myself once again. i came back to the site 08 with the hopes that things will be better. i added some of my good friends while still a little hesitant to go find others. i was surprised to see that some actually came and found me. drama broke me down and i was stupid enough not to go to someone for help. im 20 and like most thi
Funny Or Weird Images I Found This Week (02/02/08)
Some you may remember that I used to do this funny/weird/interesting image blog once a week on my old Fubar profile. Well, I'm going to start doing it again. Basically, I spend way to much time on the internet, and I run across a lot of stuff that's funny or just plain weird, and I'm going to post what I find from each week in this blog. I don't have the time or interest to make this post inoffensive every week, so if you can't handle a joke, go back to Disney.com We'll kick off tis week's blog with "An Open Letter to Ann Coulter" from my favorite new person, Henry Rollins.
It Is A Momentous Day!
I was going through some papers - preparing for tax season! Isn't that what people do? Never mind. Today I found the certificate I was given when I got my pet birdie Garfield. It has his official ACS (American Cockatiel Society) hatch date. Which is: 02/02/1981 So, officially, today my buddy is 27 years old! My goodness. He is twice as old as the normal lifespan of his species mates in the US. I knew it was this month, but all these years I was thinking it was Lincoln's birthday. DOH! This is what he looked like at age 5 weeks, I had to feed him this way for several weeks. Maybe that is why he thinks I am his mom lol! Here is his cuz Fluffy, she came along in 1984. RIP Fluffy! She passed on of natural causes in 1994. She was the sweetiest! My buddy Garfy & I have been through a lot since 1981. He was the one that called us to my mom's room when she had passed on in the night. How did he know? No idea, but he knew and made a lot of noise until somebody came to c
The Spiraling Pain
The loneliness sinks deep My life is in shambles No one to share things with I am totally alone Nothing makes me feel good anymore I can't go on living It has to end All of it Why must I live with such pain? My heart cries for want of another to share my feelings with Yet I have no one I feel as if no one wants me As if I'm a joke to others No one listens to me They probably think nothing of me Doubtful I will ever find a woman for me I've only ever loved one woman in my life And she wouldn't have me So maybe I would be better off dead Do you know what it's like to feel as if you're not wanted? I do It's a terrible and haunting feeling It tears your mind, body and soul apart Slowly kills you from the inside out You begin to depsise everyone around you Most of them have everything you don't Begin to believe they are taunting you Yes, it hurts to be so alone among so many Cuts to the core of your being Sometimes making you want to lash out in anger
Bye
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Dumb Things People Say
I have decided to start posting the dumb messages and shouts that I get from time to time. They really are so ridiculous that all you can do is laugh. February 2, 2008 hi sweety..if u want excitement,if u want watch my hard and wet d**k and if u have cam add me, or give me u r address plz..... :)wht u want i do for you.... rezervuar555@hotmail.com tam_1_picc@yahoo.com and look my another pic. maybe u like.. :)
Going Above And Beyond The Call Of Friendship!
Sometimes we wander through life wondering what someone would do for someone they care about - how far out of their way would they truly go to help comfort and be there for a friend? This weekend, I got that answer! I had started talking to someone on here on her birthday, which just happens to be days after mine, yet we have now been on each others friends lists for over a year (it happens). We became good friends really quickly (and I would say after this weekend, I would call her truly one of my BEST friends)! We talked on here and then on the phone for the past few weeks, always talking about being there for each other and one day getting together. Then this past week happened, and it was anything but a good time. I may have had one or two good things come about, but it was overshadowed by 9 or 10 bad things. By Thursday night, I was depressed out of my mind and was not in much of a talking mood, yet there were a few for whom I made the exception (as I always would), and
Have U Ever!
Have you ever been in love Been in love so bad You'd do anything To make them understand Have you ever had someone Steal your heart away You'd give anything To make them feel the same Have you ever searched for words to get you in their heart But you don't know what to say And you don't know where to start Have you ever found the one You dreamed of all your life You'd do just about anything To look into their eyes Have you finally found the one You've given your heart to Only to find that one Won't give their heart to you Have you ever closed your eyes and dreamed that they were there And all you can do is wait For the day when they will care Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry Have you ever needed somethin' so bad you can't sleep at night Have you ever tried to find the words but they don't come out right Have you ever What do I gotta do to get you in my arms, Baby What do I gotta say to get to your heart To make you understand How
I Got Tagged.....
I got tagged by my lovely friend Metal Sandy Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have a pet rabbit and cat, both of which I'm really allergic to and now on tablets every day! 2) I love musical theatre and went to dance school until I was 18. 3) Terrified of fireworks - I actually run away from them! 4) My favorite larger is Peroni - but will drink anything lol. 5) Favorite colour is purple. 6) I can't drive but will be learning this year, watch out everyone - I get road rage when riding my bicycle! 7) Fav food is Thai, Japanese or Chineese. 8) I sing in a local choir (not a church one) and do a few concerts with them a year. 9)
The Taco: Food Of Kings
Everyone knows that tacos are so mother f-bombing good they must have been handed to Moses by God himself. God would have instructed Moses by saying "Thou shall enjoyith the Tacos like whoah" and it was so. With all the shit that happens in the world: the wars, death, starving children, Bush in office, and all the other unimaginable horrors and tragedies; it's definately easy to get discouraged. Thankfully there are four little letters that represent all which is good and righteous in this world: t-a-c-o Man may be a royal fuck-up, but he certainly made up for all his shortcomings by giving us this heavenly fruit. Oh, the taco! You are a perfect creation...with your cheese stacked high, and your shapely body. If you could say "Yes", I would marry you The Taco. To understand what makes the taco so fucking delicious, we must analyze its parts. * Taco Shell: This is the skin of the taco. It can be hard or soft....kinda like a peni
Super Bowl "the First Half"
We started to get ready for the game. The food was cook and the chips and dips were out. You were dressed in your favorite jersey and jeans looking as beautiful as ever. At kick off you smiled and kissed me playfully telling me you were better then the silly game. Knowing you were in a playful mode I teased but Hun its the giants super bowl. Pouting you playfully stomped your feet, shaking your sexy bottom as you left the room. Only to return in your jersey, now cut down the front exposing most of your sexy cleavage. You teasingly swayed in front of the TV tantalizing me. Not wanting you to know how much you were turning me on I said Hun it's the game. Now biting your lip in a sexy pose you teasingly move to the table. Picking up a hot dog you sat across from me and said well baby wish this was you. I watched as you teased the hot dog and myself. The movement of your mouth was tormenting me. Still playing uninterested I turned back to the game. Hearing you sigh you again
Let's Get Physical, Physical.
I wanna get physical... Well exercising anyways. But I need some recommendations for workout songs. Gimme anything that comes to mind =D thanks ^-^
Ufo Sighting
HBCC UFO Research Note: I am not exactly sure when this sighting took place, but will see if I can narrow down a time frame for this sighting. The reason why this is an important sighting is due to the fact that many witnessed observed a saucer shaped craft that landed at this airport the eyewitness speaks about some years back. So I will be checking into this and see if I can contact all of the folks who were involved. We all turned and looked and in the sky was a saucer that was spinning and it looked like it was made of stainless steel. As it spun, it would wobble a bit and reflect sunlight at us just like a mirror. It was low enough that I could see grains in the metal hull as it spun. There were no windows, doors or any other markings on it. And it did not spin perfectly, there was a wobble and ripples. You could see ripples in the hull as it turned. We sat there and just looked at it for a few minutes and no one moved. I felt like running to it. As we were looking at it, it
Poem: I Cant Stand It Anymore.......
I bust I bust my ass to make things good for other's. I do so much on so many levels. I get used, treated badly let alone given credit for what I do. Thats just in my own work life. & here in fu-land, Im accused of being selfish, yet, my accuser doesnt seems to see what I do, do for other's. & Then uses what I do as a tool, to justify his selfishness. Im called a theif for a gif someone else made for me. I deal with assholes in my shout box that insist they are above or more speacial then the rest so they can be in my fu-family list. & never seem to grasp my policy let alone conceive the concept. Those that are in my fu-family list are there cause they earned it. I dont ask for blast's, HH let alone real cash. I pay for many & my own stickies & blasts. I figure if your here enough you should be rewarded. I spread myself thin. In trying to make up for those whom take their time for me. I do what I can for what little time I do h
Drinking Stories: As Bad As It Gets
I haven’t really told many stories on here because I don’t think I can do them justice. When I tell stories in person I get all animated and wave my hands around. I exploit my goofy ass cartoon-like facial expressions to bring it to life…so I’ve been hesitant to try…..but I’m going to do my best on this, hope it works. A bunch of us went out clubbing, and in true American drinking fashion, we drank as much as humanly possible before the bar closed. My apartment was right by the club, and everyone always came back and passed out. People would be strewn about, bodies half on the couch/half off, everyone fighting for a place to sleep. Everyone but me…I had my bed…. After one particular night, I woke up the next morning to find my friend Andrea had crashed in my bed with me. She is like my little sister, so unfortunately no boobie grabbing ensued, and no head was received. I was hung over, feeling like total shit….I couldn’t get comfortable, my head throbbing, and
Depressed?
As a nurse I see so many patients coming in and being on all kinds of antidepressant drugs. It amazes me that some of these people arent in a coma from the amount of stuff they are on. Doctors these days are way too quick to put people on meds imo. My daughter told her physician that SOMETIMES she feels a little anxious when shes driving in her car alone. He prescribed an addicting antidepressant for her. A little over the top in my opinion. I happened upon this article....that says basically that sadness is not only NORMAL it is also healthy and can help you to be a better person and actually enhance your life more. I know...it sounds strange but check out the article. it does make some valid points, especially when discussing relationships. May explain why the divorce rate is so high.....not always happy with your mate? Just dump them and find someone that makes you happier. http://www.newsweek.com/id/107569 In thinking about it...Ive done some of my best work while feelin
I Want Your "coke Rewards" (points)
AS U KNOW IM A HUGE COKE COLLECTOR N IF U DONT KNOW WELL U KNOW NOW....IM TRYING TO COLLECT "MYCOKEREWARDS" SO IF YOU DRINK COKE, BUT DONT SAVE OR USE THE POINTS?...I WILL EXCHANGE YOU WITH FU'BUCKS TRIPLE THE VALUE.....THANKS
I Just Started My Diet :)
I'm excited, I finally started following a diet, not too strict one, just cutting down the fats and eating sensible... I have also decided to give it a try to that new pill Alli, I will try My best to stick to it (dieting it's so hard sometimes) but I have a goal and I want to work on it... I am going to start walking more, after the office I will try to go to the park and walk around the track for at least 30 minutes to an hour. The track near home is right in front of the beach and I like the view and the fresh air.. it should do Me good. My princess also joined Me in the diet, so we are going to be supporting each other, this is very important when you want to avoid "sabotage" we will watch each other as we progress on this new task. I am practicing My cooking skills and so far, My diet food has been delicious (I'm very good at cooking) :) I will keep you updated on our progress... now just hope to see a lot of support from My friends... right? Kisses & spanks Me
I Long...
I long for your kiss, the feel of your lips against mine, your touch as you caress my body. I long for the look in your eyes when we see each other, the feeling that fills my body as we hug, the sound of your voice as you say "I Love You". I long for the the feeling that I get in my heart as we wake in in the morning, the feel of your body against mine as we make mad passionate love all night long. most of all I long for your company.
Tomorrow
Time passes through the day, light slowly fades away. Alone in the darkness of night she sits, and waits. Minutes turn into hours of silence pounding in her head. She spends her waking hours fighting thoughts of sadness. Every hearbeat aches, and she prays the pain recedes. Fearing the worst has happened, she trembles and shakes. Sleep she hasn't found, scattered teardrops hit the ground. Staring out the window she doesn't make a sound. Hoping for a miracle she anxiously waits beside the phone. Patience wearing thin, hope gives way and fear sets in. Her last ounces of energy have finally been drained away. Nervous and unsettled she retires to her bed. Once again she is left unknowing what her future holds. "Tomorrow, he will love me"... is all she ever said.
What Fruit Am I?! :o Lemon! Wtf?!
You Are a Lemon You have a very distinct personality. And if you're not being sweet, you're a little hard to take. You're a bit overpowering, especially in one on one situations. And while you are very dominant, sometimes your power is needed and appreciated. You can liven up a dull situation, and you definitely bring a fresh outlook. You are a bit of an acquired taste, and you tend to grow on people over time. People feel refreshed and rejuvenated after spending time with you. What Type of Fruit Are You?
A Funny Thing Happend On The Way Home On The Train!
Had a day planned in San Diego (90 miles south) to meet up with Dad and Peg (evil stepmother) having lunch, the opera at 3pm, then dinner and spend the night... First off, I had to work on Monday in order to have this upcoming Saturday off (days off are Sun/Mon normally) for a 3 day weekend; then, it was pouring down rain...last thing is to hit California's major freeway, the interstate 5 and drive during a rainstorm... you see, Californians have not fully mastered the art of driving in rain since we hardly get any!! Sooo the trusty Amtrak train came to mind... the closest station is at the Angel stadium for you baseball fans... Hoped on train, relaxed watched the angry ocean with the stormy waves, and the horrible traffic on the freeway. Get into San Diego, get picked up, go to the very upscale Westgate Hotel for a $75 dollar lunch with wine and then on to the opera... It was a Richard Wagner opera - 4 hours of BORING! I love the opera, but the 3 of us were so bored and Da
New Bedroom Door
Well I've decided since no one wants anything other than sex I'm just gonna remodel my bedroom to create a better flow. I'm adding a revolving door, a moving walkway that leads straight to the bed, a robotic arms that removes pants upon entry, and a condom machine right next to the bed!!!
Support Our Troops
If you support our troops and You know they are all over the world and they have sites like this leave them a little line to say ty. My hubby is a solider fixin to go back overseas again to fight in the war and i know he will come home safe but I pray for all the other soliders and there family too. So if u would plz leave them a little note or comment saying how much u care and pray for there safe return...
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fuckin shit fuck cock ripping bitch nut. fuck valentine's day. fuck everyone saying it's just another day. of course you'll say that if you've ever had a valentine. i haven't. ever. ever. ever. 21 yrs of never. and fuck you cock holding human beings known as men. seriously. just fuck off.
Tag Your It....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) Believe it or not I'm shy.. At least till I get to know you. 2.) I love car shows, muscle cars are my favorites. 3.) I live in a 3 room cabin on 30 acres of woods in Missouri = BFE. 4.) I love photography. Have been using Adobe Photoshop for 3 years and still learn new things I can do with it. 5.) I can do a lot of things most women don't have a clue about like electrical, plumbing, changing the oil in my car. I even own my own power tools...lol. 6.) I can have a very warpped sense of humor. 7.) I would love a tattoo but am scared of needles. 8.) I spend most of my waking hours on the computer. A
Ten Things Wierd..
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am a desendent of The President James K. Polk. (yes I know I'm Black) 2) I have only flown in an airplane once. 3) At one time in my life I weighed over 500 lbs. 4) I put peanut butter on my pancakes and waffles. (yummy) 5) I have a thing for Women in Boots with heels (drives me crazy) 6) I can't believe I'm tellin ya'll this much about me.. lol (I'm very secretive) 7) I am a Gears of War fanatic!! (xbox 360) I belong to a clan: Corleone Family. Gamertag: Silent Corleone... CORLEONE POWER!!! 8) I actually enjoy some chick flicks (sshhh don't tell no one) 9) I think I have fallen for someone. But t
Ten Random Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) Ive been living with my (Mexican) boyfriend for the past 7 years, and he treats me like a queen. I wouldnt trade him for a million dollars. 2) I sleep alone every night . I just love to stretch out all over the bed and can sleep better in a bed alone. 3) I am left handed . 4)I wear glasses for driving and seeing far off , but dont need them here @ the computer 5) I bite my fingernails and been doing it since I was 2 yrs old. (my bad habit) 6)I have a fear of speaking to a large group of people or being on stage in from of many people. 7) I am fluent in Spanish . 8) I eat rice almost every day , wh
Secret Of Long Life
Secret of long life: "Morning" two eggs with milk, "evening" two fish with chips & "night" two legs with lips...Enjoy life!!!
Weekly Update
Thought I would give an update on Papa since so many of you were kind enough to offer so many kind words. First of all, know that everyone of you that left comments on my blog, sent emails and instant messages really touched me. It's nice to know that I can call on my friends when I need them. Papa isn't showing much improvement. His oxygen level is fluctuating anywhere from 80-95 and he still has a terrible rattling in his chest from all of the congestion. Of course my papa is a stubborn asshole (everyone that knows me and him both calls me Wesley Jr.,....imagine that). With his age, being in a different place and the lack of oxygen, he is at times very disoriented and not being a very nice patient. The doctors are trying to say that he is in the early stages of alzheimers, but I don't believe that. He was fine until this all started. Of course I could be wrong, but for now, I refuse to believe it. They had to restrain him to the bed last night because he wouldn't keep his o
When Dreams Aren't Enough
We would talk all night long, Thoughts of us being together. We would wish on the clock, For this love to last forever. A love so very strong, But only shared with our voice. A void still left within us, You had to make a choice. You chose to let me go, For something I can't understand. The path you chose was tainted, So far from what i planned. Your voice still fills my mind, With the love we shared before. But I no longer had you as my own, I could only dream of more. You are still somewhat part of me, I see you whenever I dream. But dreams don't last just like your love, Nor does my self-esteem. When dreams aren't enough, I ask myself why. You still come to me for support, Every time you cry. This I Pray I Hope My Dear Sweet Wife Hears Because This Comes From The Heart I Love You Sweetheart With Everything I have please hear me and come around come back to Scottie, Caleb and I Your Loving Husband
Tag Youre It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I'm the oldest of my siblings, I have 2 sisters 2 I was a bartender / bar manger for 15 years 3 I'm a big kid when it comes to Disney movies 4 I like cooking dinners for friends 5 I once had sex in a elevator 8-P I 'm breaking the rules on who I can Tag . That's me I'm a rule breaker . lmao I , tag Em , Goddess , Phoenix, §W€€T ÇH€RØK€€ , & Ra , Ra , Rhonda
What To Do?
OK I have been single for about a year now and I am happy. I have been on a few dates in the last six months and I don't think I am bad looking. I treat a women how a women should be treated and never cross the line. I am not looking for a super model at all just someone I can get along and have fun with. We have fun on our dates go good but at the end they say had a nice time and I am sweet. But that they are looking for a man that is ruff. So my question is this, Do women women want a " BAD BOY"
Sporks Charged With Child Endangerment
This was a bulletin that is going around right now about Sporks and Baby Alijah and Mullins... the link is below, but the whole story was also copied and pasted into the bulletin as well. I just found this on another website Please read this is the link but to save time I have copied the story and will post it here as well http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/5523074.html The mother of a 3-month-old baby boy found slain in Galveston has been charged with endangering a child. Caren Kohberger 27, had not yet been taken into custody Thursday, Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne said. Yenne said Kohberger is accused of handing her son, Alijah to his father, Travis Mullis, 21 early Jan. 29. At the time Kohberger knew that Mullis was unstable and may hurt the child, Yenne said. Mullis, who later surrendered in Philadelphia, told police he stomped the child's head and killed him because the boy wouldn't stop crying. If convicted, Kohberger co
Lost And Longing
In this heartless creation It is hard to understand Why some souls choose to wander Forgetting Yet I am lost without wandering My love is a ghost Ancient - with wisdom Vital - with tears Not able to move on Unable to let go It's hard to remember a love You don't recognize in this life Yet the memory is without thought Agony - without knowledge This love - is without mercy Passing through eternity Life to the next Forever searching In a labyrinth of whispers For a blissful love Lost Longing for the touch I'll sense when I feel Whispering to my heart Comforting this stoned soul Our love burns within me But I am lost in the shadows This entity of dreams Forever killing me I believe this love is eternal The flame will not relinquish Forever circling me The very matter of my existence But for now I simply breath Awaiting your rescue Music - bonding our souls Pain - stirring the memories While silence shouts out this melody
Hate
I am so tired of everyone hating on everyone. Can't we have a day when there are no hate bullys and no talking behind peeps backs. I just don't understand it all anymore. I am tired of defending actions and sticking up for people. I have just been hurt to much this last week and by peeps that are very close and special to me. I just don't understand anymore. I just don't. Anyway I want to leave this with a cheerful note because hugs are always free and so is love!! Huggles and Snuggles to all those that are having a smile day!!
A Life Lost
A battle waged. A war fought valiantly, yet still lost. What is this life? Why must she pay this cost? Questions without answers, not even a whisper in reply. Why must evil survive, when the truly good must die? Anger boils up inside me. Hatred begins to grow. Hatred for the disease, and for the things I do not know. Anger at the powers that, allow her to suffer so. Anger because I can't save her, and I cannot let her go. Prayers go unanswered, and leave me feeling hollow. Why won't he save his child? It's a bitter pill to swallow! It's not for me to question, or to know the reasons why. His motives are a mystery, yet I still have to try! Angels are taken for granted every second of the day. The one sent to me, I treasure. I beg him to let her stay! Our life is but an instant, in the broader spectrum of time. Hold on to every minute, to regret is an unforgivable crime. I value every time I hear her voice, every word she speaks. I fight along beside her,
Once In A Blue Moon
Once in a blue moon you come across a special someonewho makes you feel so alive, so loved, and so complete.The feelings deep within make your heart all warm and then skip a beat. Before you know it you're overwhelmed by feelings deep within.Your mind consumed, and your heart is all in. I have found my blue moon and you've whisked away my sorrow.And I love you more today than yesterday,but not as much as tomorrow. I Love You So Very Much...XoXoXo ~Michael~ Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!
Circles
long story, but interesting (names of persons and places changed to protect the guilty)... i worked at mcdonald's when i was in high school. one of the people with whom i worked there was a girl named susan. she was not a pleasant person to be around - poor hygene, not terribly bright, not at all attractive, bitter... but i was nice to her. not long before my ten-year class reunion, i received a packet in the mail from our class president about the reunion. it requested a post-high school bio for a book that would be distributed at the reunion. i wrote my bio and sent it in. in it, i talked about my experience with drugs, hitting bottom, being homeless, then being picked up by God. i talked about becoming a minister, which i'm sure was a shock to those who knew me. it's probably somewhat of a shock to my friends who will read this. *shrugs* i'm not an ordained pastor, but i'm licensed by my church to fill in when a pastor is not available. anyway, the reunion came an
The New Sexy!
Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com Be sure to show my sister much luv!! berrysweetpink...Member Of Sister's 4 Life*@ fubar
News
My grandma is going to be spending about 2 weeks with me. My family room now looks like she moved in. She is not able to do anything on her own. If I don't respond or just stop talking to you in SB please don't take it personal. Remember I do also have a teenager,pre teen and a toddler at home that I'm raising by myself.
It Funny
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Which woke Ed. "What's going on?" said Ed. "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." said Ted. "How come?" said Ed. "To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" said Ted After a pause, Ed said, "Do you want me to come with you?" "Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" said Ted. "Because that's my dick you're holding," said Ed.
Trying To Take Over The World *evil Laugh*
THIS IS MY 4th ATTEMPT AT THE WORLDS LARGEST PIMPOUT KNOWN TO HAVE HAPPENED ON FUBAR, EXCEPT THIS TIME, I'M DOING IT AS A FU-KING!! OH YEAH!! *insert kool aide man here* NOW.. THIS ISN'T A FAN TRAIN, (THOUGH YOU CAN PRETEND IT IS IF YOU WANT) SO PLEASE GO THROUGH AND TAKE A LOOK AT EACH ONE OF THESE AWESOME PEOPLE. THERE IS SOOOO MUCH TALK ON HERE ABOUT "FAKE FRIENDS" AND ALL THAT BULLSHIT, SO I WENT THROUGH AND PULLED PEOPLE WHO I TALK TO ON A REGULAR BASIS, OR HAVE IN SOME WAY IMPACTED MY LIFE, AND TRUST ME... NONE OF THEM ARE FAKE!! (AND PLEASE IF I FORGOT ANYONE, ACCEPT MY APOLIGIES IN ADVANCE, AND YES... ILL DO SOMETHING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU!!) SO HERE THEY ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: ------------------------------------------------- ~*~~*~ ~*~~*~ ~*~~*~ ~*~~*~
*cheer*
i'm gainfully employed again!! the company that i was working for has landed a million-dollar contract with one of our larger customers, so they can afford to make payroll again. they called me, wanting me to come back. i start on monday. it's a good feeling.
Hottie Contest!!!
Omg a Cutie w/a Booty in a contest come on guys you know you wanna come vote for me click the link and leave a couple comments thank you for all your support much luv greatly appreciated *hugs* href="http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?
Episode 3
As I stared open mouthed at the scene before me I noticed something odd about the seven Amish men engaged in a circle jerk around the old butter churn. To a man they all wore a different shade of pastel underwear. That was definitely against the code of the Amish. The label of the Amish butter came to mind with brand new meanings now forever tattooed onto my cerebral cortex. "Every pound of real Amish butter is made with real buttermilk, real cream, a pinch of salt and a little love." I caught sight of the pony and hurried after quickly. Thinking that it might be the most intelligent and lucid occupant of this circus of oddities. As I approached the center of town I saw a swishing tail entering the movie theater. I paid for a ticket (ponies get in free the sign said) and was accosted by a life sized blow up of Ruth Buzzy advertising The Krofft Supershow ( if you don't know I'm not telling ya) marathon. My surprise doubled when the real Buzzy was at the concession counter selling po
For The @the Love Shack
"MY FAVORITE PLACE" As I sit here in this lounge known as the Love Shack,I watch the many conversations between the many petrons and new comers.Always being amazed at the many topics they discuss. Always having open arms for the new ones who are passing through,and hugs for those patrons who you might as well call family.Friends no matter who they are or where they are from. We all come here to relax and enjoy the wonderful company of others.Chatting and cutting up to take the edge from the day off.Knowing that when all of them leave,they will know they were loved. I am yet only a normal and simple man who has now found the best group of people in the world.There is one lady,especially though,that I have come to care for deeply.She is known as Foxy,a DJ at this place we all call the Love Shack!! P.J.(Lil Poet) 2/8/08 7:40am
For All The Stalkers On Fubar!
I hope I don't offend anyone that reads this and it is not meant for any of my friends. I have come to the conclusion that Fubar is for lonely and somewhat pathetic people. I have come across a lot of men that all they want to do is get off to your pictures and somehow think that if you leave a nice comment on one of their pictures like "cute" or any kind of compliment at all, that you are all of the sudden wanting to either fuck them or are in love with them! Get a clue! I can tease with the best of them, just know that it is just that....teasing. Also, I know the same goes for the women. I know that if men give most of these ladies a compliment, they think they are in love with them! Then, they come stalking anyone that comes into your profile. I have had trouble with 2 different women. Not trouble really, just more annoyance than anything. I thought I got rid of one of the stalkers but....she came into my profile again last night. They are freaks! Just because the guy s
You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I'm a neat freak~ 2: I love blow jobs~ 3: I have very high testosterone~ 4: I'm claustrophobic~ 5: I drink from the milk carton~ 6: I think too much~ 7: I fear relationships~ 8: I never put the toliet seat down~ 9: My son and I have the same dimples on our ass~ 10: When I drink too heavy I pee off of my balcony~ Kara: you will pay for this!!!!! Lmao~
Problem Drawers
Before I came in to work this morning, I emailed my secretary and asked her if she would fetch me some cash. She said no problem, and when I arrived, I had already forgotten about it. I reached over to grab a pen from the drawer that houses all my writing implements and sticky notes (and lip gloss and paper clips and airborne and birthday candles). The drawer wouldn't budge. I stared at it, confused. Yanked again. The key was sticking in the lock, as usual, but I thought, "What the fuck? Why's my drawer locked?" I yanked again. Then I stopped. Turned the key. Voila. The drawer slid open, and my cash was sitting on top of the pens. About that time, my secretary IMed me, telling me where she put the cash and that she locked the drawer but didn't want to remove the key because she figured either I or she would lose it. Really, I shouldn't bother showing up until after noon. I'm a waste of morning space.
My Special Valentine
Two hearts entawined, In love at last. Never alone anymore, Like in the past. I chose you to love, My heart to you I give, Finally experiencing, What it is to live. I could look the world over, Never find one so true, As loving and giving, There is only one you. My lover, my friend, My confidant, so kind, Today you are my special, Valentine HAPPY VALENTINE'S TO ALL!!!
People Make Me Sick!
well some...just seems as of late at work coustmers have been alot ruder then usuall...have had a ton more of the fuckers talking on there cell phones while checking out and not even agnawlaging the fact im there...accully had one asshole tell me to be quiet when all i was doing was telling him how much his total was....woulda snaped but i held it in, guess its good i got 3 days off coming up some heavy drinking on my days off should help me forget about those idiots.. i accully had a very good idea for stores to do, they should have something so that peoples cell phones dont work in the store or atleast in the check out line! sure it piss people off but make my job alot less frustrating!
Not Much To Update...
Good Evening... Ok. I am still on a no driving order until the Neurologist clears me. I have that appointment on Monday. I did go through the CT Scan this afternoon and posted the image results... "I do have a brain!! LOL!!!". Who would have thought that right? Anyway, I will know more this coming Monday hopefully, but they did manage to medicate me a little and it puts me to sleep a lot. I am really in and out of it... so bear with me. I wont be going to work until after the neurologist clears me either. Until the next time!! With All My Love... AngL
Ten Randon Things About Me:
1. I am a very caring and loving person 2. I love my friends and family, they are all very important to me! 3. I adore children, I have 3 beautiful grown step childeren... 4. I would,rather be dancing, and having a great time with friends, than just about anything! 5. I love to go fishing and camping! 6. I love the person whom I am becoming! And am so glad to be finally casting the old off and becoming a new better person! 7. I am a natural witch and am going to take the steps to learn more about that part of who I am... 8. I love my little dog, but am scared of big dog's!LOL! Once gave a $1000.00 dog away for it would not stop jumping up on me and was just 5 months old. 9. I am a recovering abused person and it is a wwork in progress, but no one shall ever abuse me again! I desirve much better! 10. I believe in love, romance and having a healthy sexual relationship!
Dude!!!!!!!!!
i just bought a new freaking car....ok well i am making payments on a new freaking car, but its mine all mine.....and it has cup holders and everything....and before you go pfffftttttt what car doesn't have cup holders.....my last car did not have cup holders......its older than dirt.....anyways i have a brand new 2008 car....so i feel all grown up....now that's a cool feeling.......oh yeah its a toyota.....and it gets 36 mpg......be jealous be very very jealous!!!!! xoxoxoxoxxoox oh i forgots.....it only had 13 miles on it.....how freaking cool is that?????
Tag You're It!!!
This is all Lauria's fault! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have an oral fixation 2. I am ambidextrous, but favor my left hand 3. I only drink diet sodas 4. I play about 22 indstruments 5. I love video games 6. I am a Fubar junkie 7. I have been a teacher for almost EVER 8. My favorite food is Filet Mignon 9. I am a football addict 10. I love to play poker Redhotlustlife Cassie Come Love Me Weezie Cajun Cherry
Congratulaions Papi
INTRODUCING OUR NEWEST DISCIPLE Boricua God~Daddy * Owner & Founder of Club F.A.R.@ fubar YOU MADE IT WE LOVE YOU PETE YOU ROCK CLUB F.A.R. # 1 FAMILY ON FUBAR THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY Tsisquo'ga ¢¾Native American Queen¢¾ ~ Club F.A.R. ~¢¾ Fu-Angels ¢¾@ fubar
Personal Writings Of Kinky
Unexpected Passion I left work with the anticipation of a nice quiet evening at home by the fireplace with a good book and a glass of red wine. I drove up into my driveway and noticed that my friend Tina's car was in the the driveway. I walked into the house and found a big surprise, there was Tina laying in front of the fireplace in nothing but a pearl necklace with a whip ather side. I just stood there in shock for a minute not understanding what was happening until she arose and walked over to me with a sly smile and kissed me. I stepped back and she looked hurt but I had never even thought about Tina in that way or any other woman for that matter. Tina walked over to the couch and started to get dressed, I followed behind and touched her lightly on the shoulder which caused her to turn and when she did I did something I never thought I would do, I kissed her with a passion I had never experienced before. She melted into my arms and we sank to the floor. As I began to feel her tong
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I majored in Psychology and minored in Sociology in college. 2. My parent's divorced when I was not quite 2 so I was adopted by my grandmother. 3. My mother was 16 when I was born. 4. I have a thing for musicians especially those who play guitar. 5. I have studied WitchCraft for 20+ years although I still practice somewhat, I feel I have outgrown it and is time to move on to another form of spirituality. 6. I am a Gemini born in the year of the Rat 7. I love cemetaries and love to walk through and explore them. 8. My middle name is Angelina and I had it long before Jolie :D 9. I don't mind growing old but I do mind
My Daughters Comes First
My Daughters Come First Please forgive me my love but my daughters come first. Being in love with you and needing you has my heart roaring to burst. But the feelings I have for two little ladies so pure. Wanting their daddy in their lives and nothing more.   So if there is a choice that I must make I will not have their lives at stake. I can not allow that to ever happen to them. My emotional feelings will never go dim. In love with you, yes I am. But I can not leave them out on the land.   Innocent young bystanders knowing nothing about life. And losing their daddy would be a hell of a price. They are my heart, my joy, my gifts from the Lord. I would rather hang myself with an extension cord!   Or rip my heart out and look at it with a stare! Then feed it to a lion, a tiger or a bear.
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Ok...so here they are.. 1. I love to flirt. 2. Ill blurt out the first thing that comes to mind no matter how perverted. 3. im actually kinda quiet and shy untill i get to know someone (thats why im slow to say something) 3. Even though im a big perv i dont view women as sex objects and have nothing but respect for them 4. I used to have a threesome with a married couple(im straight) 5. I like to watch (oooh i know what your thinking now lol)i mean people interacting 6. I like the little things like a light touch in a crowed place. to be shown because actions speak loader than words 7. I dont care for fo
A Thought...
Math is allegedly the universal language. Did Stephen Hawking instate that load of rhino dookie? I'm sure that typographical-talking bastard had something to do with it. If this is the case, I'm fucked. Due to severe numeric dyslexia, the numbers spewed from my mouth would no doubt start an intergalactic war. Non-earthling says "What the fuck is she talking about? Batteries not included? It's obviously a vow of hostile intentions...let's zap them, then take over eBay!". Even to Greylings, and giant-fanged fungi, shopping victoriously has an unexplainable draw. Allow me to apologize in advance if this ridiculous scenario actually happens to be prophetic. Destroying 99% of the human race isn't a concern, but denying the surviving population of worthless, overpriced gadgets, and genetically engineered carrots that appear the have vaginae is more than I care to take credit for. Yes, we're all fucked.
Woohoo! I´ve Been Tagged And Shit
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i broke both of my arms playing soccer.but not at the same time. 2.i like to yell at people like the arnold from the mad-tv sketches. 3.i was on the cover of a french newspaper once. 4. i fucking hate hate hate mushrooms. 5.i had 3 pizzas once while i was watching a soccer game with my friends. 6.one of my vertebrae(probably got that wrong)is fucked up. 7.i like rap and i am the whitest black person on earth. besides michael jackson. 8.i want to kill celine dion for making that stupid titanic song. actually make that the whole titanic filmcrew. 9.i´m shy as fuck but when i had a couple i turn into a big fucking child.
Your Opinion
If you don't like what people call "BBW", then don't bother looking at my pic's, or leaving me messages... cos honestly , i dont give a fuck what you think. If you dont like "bigger" women , then dont look, but at the same time , don't leave me bullshit messages sayin you don't like them.. Everyone has thier own opinion , and everyone has thier own likes and dislikes, but to go out of your way , tryin to belittle someone cos they don't fit your "criteria" on how women should look... is rather sad.. Take some advise from someone who's heard every "fat" joke , from "fat chicks swallow , cos thier hungry"... to "sex with a fat chick is great , cos she don't when shes gonna get it again "... just cos im not what people class as "socially acceptable"... doesn't mean you have the right to be a moron. I don't mention you have a small cock , so why bother mentionin i have a fat ass. Your opinion is your own , but don't voice it to me
Tagged
Ok so i was tagged by Misterfeet.....The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I can play the Tuba like a pro. 2. I like to crunch up salt n vinegar chips into my mac n cheese (don't knock it till you try it) 3. I have eaten a lot of weird foods...like calf brains and calf balls (prairie oysters) And the brains were sooo not my idea i was 6 or 7 and my dad made me do it ICK....but the calf Nuts were DELICIOUS LMAO 4. I actually live in an igloo 5. I, like Misterfeet...know that masturbating will not make you go blind....Yeesh who ever thought that idea up :s 6. I LOVE the snow 7. I drink way too much coffee...4+ big cups a day 8. I have never gone to someones page on FUBAR and clicked the add as friend button...all the people in my list have added me. 9. I worry that my breath smells...so i chew gum or pop mint
Tag?
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I really do get annoyed by stupidity 2) I'm far more intelligent than even you give me credit for 3) I'm also far more lazy than you may realize 4) I lack ambition, or I'd be rich already 5) I have NEVER failed at anything I have attempted 6) I play the Alto Sax 7) I'm not gonna masturbate tonight 8) If you are, I wanna watch 9) I'm too emotional, I fall in love way too easy 10) I tend to care more about others than myself Ok then...who to tag? Can't tag Stacie or MJ.... Sharon Jamie Sam JWH You
Tag Tag Tag Blah Blah Blah
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1/ I often take one sock off and pull the other one so it just covers my toes 2/ When I start something, I cant stop....even if it takes me til 5am! 3/ Im spontaneous to the point Ive gone for walks or drives after waking up in the middle of the night dreaming 4/ Im absolutely facinated by the universe, planets, stars, and black holes. 5/ when I got to 35, I felt 25.....yea weird cos when I was 25, I felt 50! 6/ I love how logic and philosophy can mix and create chaos.......but mind bogglingly fun chaos 7/ Ive been married twice, and am still officially married, not happily, and WILLLLLL!!! be getting divorced 8/ I play
Is This Wrong?
Is it wrong to want to find out the e-mail address of a soldier in Iraq and tell him that his girl stateside is fucking other guys? I feel a need for vengance right now, and to let him know that the person he wants to marry is busy fucking around while he is away. I know this accusation to be true because I am one of the guys she's been fucking. I have multiple Yahoo accounts, so it would be easy to hide that it is me telling him. Also, I'm not a snitch, but I think it is fair to him to know this. Am I right in wanting to do this, or am I just being a vengeful brat because she has spurned me?
Re To Adele
Every one that knows adele and me knows i have said some nasty things to her i freely admit that, but i'm not the monster that she makes me out to be.. i have no feelings for any other woman in here and i NEVER will have she know's i'm in love with her and she knows how to hurt me so BELIEVIE what you want i DON'T CARE AT THE MINUTE SO WHAT I WILL LEAVE HERE! AND LET HER GET ON WITH HER LIFE But UNDERSATAND THIS I Am IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL AND i will live for her FOREVER!!!!!
Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep
We found this poem in grandma's bible and it was read at her grave side. Do not stand at my grave and weep Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there, I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the diamonds glint in the snow. I am the sunlight on the ripen green. I am the autumn’s gentle rain. When you awaken in the morning hush, I am the swift uplifting rush, Of quiet birds in circled flight. I am the soft star that shines at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry. I am not there, I do not die. Mary Frye (1932)
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. a) I do not like to use the phone for social chit chat b) Animals like me more than I like them c) I inspect restaurants, supermarkets and teach food safety for a living. (Coot, don't be afraid of the leftovers, be afraid of the ice machines) d) I am a denim snob. Not into labels...but selvedge type jeans only, preferably loomed in Japan. Cd) If you call out my real name, George, in public I probably won't notice. But if you call out Pussy! I'll turn around. e) I MuMM standing up in my kitchen whilst cooking food for my family. f) I have been mugged, twice g) I'm having a hard time being a husband and an easy time be
Tik And Crazy Suckered Me Demmit...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1. I like Peanutbutter and Potato Chip Sandwiches 2. I like to drink beer over mixed drinks 3. I have a cold 4. Snot is dripping from my nose 5. I wiped my nose 6. I like the color pink 7. But is not a gurlie gurl 8. Thinks Tiklin is sexy 9. Thinks Crazy is sexy too 10. But would sex Twisted_Fate up before anyone else OK now my buddies its ur turn next... Tag ur it... The Strange One@ fubar The Legendary AXL(scorpiogirl_242005's RL/FU hubby)(vp@looking glass)Devious Dungeon Enforcer@ fubar Razor{Dj Saberoph's Fu Wife}{Promoter For The Devious Dungeon}@
Salutes.....
Hi all. As you may see im a member of the Pianoman’s Pu$$ycat Playmates… This means I can be rented or make salutes for you… Yes it is at a cost but who wouldn’t want a Playmate’s salute? I am not going to have a price list as I will go on how I feel about what you ask me to do. I will do sfw and Nsfw and mostly anything that you would ask… So to get a salute… All you need to do is…. 1. Send me a private msg asking for one. Give details of what you want and if you want to offer Fubucks, blasts and such great. 2. Ill get back to you as soon as I can, with my price for the salute. 3. If you agree then send payment though and I will do and give you salute. If you are interested in renting me then private message me and I will let you know what I will do for my owner… Visit the Pianoman’s Pu$$ycat Playmate’s Homepage if you want more details…. homepage for PIANOMAN'S~~~~~PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES~~~~~@ fubar
My Fucked Up Dream~ 100th Blog!!!!!
Ok, I just woke up – and this is too weird not to tell. I was just dreaming that I was at some virtual reality gaming place and went to play a game. My dad & I were going to play some "Super Realistic Adventure".... Game on. I'm Anakin Skywalker (aka Darth Vader) and was hanging out with Gandelf from Lord of the Rings. We're out by a lake with a cliff next to it. We cross a bridge and talk to a guy that is supposed to be my dad (not my real dad, he's no longer around. This guy is Anakin's dad.), but because I'm a Jedi he won't accept me as his son. He tells me to cross the lake and find his long dead fathers robe. If I return it than I will prove I'm Scottish and he will accept me into the family. So Gandelf and I climb this ledge and jump onto the water. I'm a jedi and use mind bursts (dunno what that is, but it's what I said in my dream) to keep me above water and basically hover above it to the other side. Gandelf does the same – gets about half way a
Shyt That Im Lettin Ppl Know
Hi my full name is Angela Kathleen Ann M. Im a short, somewhat petite woman.. who is very sweet & would do anything for anyone. i give my heart & all & thats all that i can offer. I am more honest than sum others are. Actually im too honest sometimes & it gets me in trouble. I have 2 wonderful beautiful babies. Now take this how u will & I am prolly exposing him but to let ALL!!! Fu Peepz know we ARE gettin a divorce! But yes! i am married. Dont give a shit about what i put up here as my status so dont even worry about it! So anyways even w/ that said I have been meeting & talkin w/ whomever on here & i started chatting w/ a guy on here. We have really gotten close to one another & i can say i think i have met that special someone that i can spend the rest of my life with
For All That Knew Dave Shipp Aka Big Dave
" MAY GOD'S ANGEL'S WRAP THEIR WING'S AROUND YOU'S AND PROTECT YOU'S ALWAYS " WROTE BY ME CHERIE' AKA WITCHESBREW ON 3/14/97 FEB25,81 TO FEB10,08
Tag Yer It
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged. List their names and why you chose them to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment thats says "You are tagged" on their profile and to read your latest blog. Have fun! Ten Weird or Random Facts of Antoinette Aka B.E.A: 1. I was born the day after Christmas. 2. Im 6 ft 6 inches 3. Im thin but had no complaints 4. Im brunette and turning gray. 5. I wear a 12 and a half in shoes. 6. Im right handed . 7. Ive hazel eye's 8. I play several instruments but my main one is the piano. 9. I write poems and music. 10.I like to sing but I am not any good. tagged tiger CYN gabris62 sweetchelle ~froggie~ junebug heaven mailbroad angel_eyes_422
Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I'm addicted to DR Pepper 2. I prefer to have females as friends 3. I love Battle Star Galacticia 4. I love to hit the lake on my boat 5. I am a Band Geek Dad (Band Boosters) 6. I am a hopeless romantic 7. I still play soccer pretty good even at my age 8. I collect Beanie Bears (they might be worth some money some day) 9. I am ready for my mid life crisis (Camaro Here I come). 10. I LIKE CAKE I'm tagging: Ghostrider Just Katie Mae Sher Miss Angel MsMississippi
I Got Tagged!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1. I rarely wear makeup. 2. I don't like other people to take pictures of me. 3. I love to play pool but I suck madly at it. 4. I own pajama pants with pink, purple and blue horses on them. 5. Nothing is worse than a surprise dick pic. 6. The underside of my head is shaved. 7. I'm a mutt....mixed, that is. But I still love doggy..hehe 8. I hate it when my feet get too hot. 9. I'm a SoCal native. 10. They're real, and they're spectacular! HAHAHAHAHAHA Ok - I tag.........(No Tag Backs!!!!) 1. Sir Twisted Firestarter 2. Mina Bloody Kisses 3. Got Ink? 4. Legend 5. Mad2dabone70 6.
Tagged X 4
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. My 10 1. I hate talking on the phone. 2. I love to read...knowledge is power. 3. I once lived in a house completely off the grid in the Texas desert. 4. I have been in jail for longer than a day or two. 5. I have never lived alone. 6. I have lived in 7 states. 8. I am almost always happy. 9. I have low self-esteem. 10. I love the mountains. I am tagging these 5 people: Taz e devil, Midnights Voice, Rob, Seamus, The Legend
I Have Been Tagged!
I have been tagged by cheen. This means that I have to write a blog about 10 things that relate to my life. 1. I was the most silent baby anyone ever heard of 2. As a 10 yrs old I accidentally burned down a forest, and my dad spanked me for it 3. Even as a child I knew I was different 4. My heart beats for all people in this world, regardless of race, age & religion 5. I've met God several times, but I don't believe in any religion 6. I've never been married 7. I've done so many stupid things in my life, but don't regret any of them 8. I am curious as a cat, and I am autodidact on almost everything 9. Beauty and grace is what touches me most 10. I love life, magic, colors, laughter I am tagging Phoenix Desonee Milai Axl Rhiannon All of you please do the same: write 10 things about you, and spread the tagging to 5 others
Tag....you're It!!
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I worked in a traveling carnival for a few years (haha) 2. I hate seafood! 3. I am addicted to karaoke! 4. I am scared to death of all bugs! 5. I have an odd obsession and diverse collection of stilettos. 6. I think EVERY woman should own a silver bullet! (you too Angelic Thor) 7. I drink at least one glass of wine every day. (Hey, I hear it's good for you...lol) 8. I have an unnatural fear of public speaking. 9. Talking and spelling in "ghetto slang" drives me crazy! 10. I write short stories, poetry, and music. I am tagging Litoallstar21 Nellie Justgeo xxdcpatsfan C.O.M.A Sorry guys, but I was forced to do it!!!
Namorando And Relationshipping
This is an edited re-post from an old page of mine (now long deleted). My friend Allison had inspired me at the time in some of our conversations... she speaks English and Portuguese and we used to have many discussions on life, identity, and philosophy. At any rate I have been mulling over these issues since 1994 when I entered the field of communication. Some time back a good friend of mine and I were discussing the nature of reality in an IM session. We agreed that reality is limited by the bounds of our language – to swipe a statement from another friend it is an “illusion.” Our conversation soon turned to the words we had at our disposal. She noted that in her study of Portuguese she learned a useful word that doesn’t have a direct translation in English: namorando – it is roughly equivalent to “significant othering” were there such an expression. What impressed me about the word was that it supplants the noun with a verb. Relationships are so dynamic it is almost silly to c
Nsfw Gone Too Far Again !!!
ok i posted a pic of my gf/fiance who's pregnant ok her breast were covered and face was showing .. guess what .. they went a huge step further according to these guidelines this bouncer stated .. women here will soon be covered up as if they are Muslims. LOOK THE REGULATIONS .. NOT the Circled Section.. THEy CAN anD WIll PICK AND CHOOSE WHO THEY WILL FLAG OR NOT FLAG .. according to that .. but no mention of the guide lines this bouncer mentioned at all .
Subject: Life's Rules
>> Subject: Life's Rules >> >> >> 1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. >> 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol >> content. >> 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. >> 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' onit. I >> said, "Thyroid problem?" >> 5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just bystanding >> up really fast. >> 6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea." >> 7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to livewith. >> 8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. >> 9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the"terminal"? >> 10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get >> elected. >> 11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely >> no trade-in value. >> 12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life dea
Just Wondering....
I am new to FUBAR, A FUBAR Virgin so to say LOL Please be gentle and kind LOL. It was my long time friend / Internet brother for about 10 years who has invited me to FUBAR, OH what have you brought me into now Crazy311, < his FUBAR Screen Name, You crazy brain dead bro LOL, I have looked around the site a bit & seen the site has games, I was wondering is there a way to have games I have made. Shared on the site? I am a Programmer & make games and things so I am just wondering if its possible, Will never know unless I ask. List of some of the programs I have made,,, 1, as those who have seen my Media Player say, Its an awsume Media Player, It is actually more then just a Media Player. It has a searcher on it that will let the user look through all files / folders & things on there PC, It also doubles as a Picture viewer too, it plays .avi .mp3 .mpeg .wav .wma .wmv .asf .asx & will view the following file types .bmp .jpg jpeg .gif , & a few others, I have been told it does not
Tag You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a father and a brother 2. I have 2 pets one puppy, one cat 3. I live in WV, born in OH 4. I play several musical instruments and sing 5. I used to be in a band called Mischief 6. I was formerly a sergeant at my local Sheriff's office 7. I like eastern philosophy 8. I have a Doctorate in Divinity and am an ordained minister 9. I don't do drugs 10. I can juggle I TAG FRIENDS: Baby It's Cold, Popey, Hard To Beat, Falling Water, Lady Red
10 Random Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.hates to be ignored 2.likes to dance naked in the shower 3. sweet and loving 4. had sex for the 1st time at age 14 5. spends most of the day wet 6. scuba diver 7. needs hot sex 3 times a day 8. loves to be kiss on the chest 9. got a 900 dollar speeding ticket 10. slept with a hot femal college professor
Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Movies are my thing 2. Sometimes I wish I chose a more stable profession 3. I like anime 4. I am goofy. 5. I want to be funny 6. Sometimes I cross the line to see people's reactions. 7. I was not smooth with the ladies back it high school. 8. I am a picky eater. 9. I want to get in a fight. 10. I like to do crazy things tagging: gunnergurl25, ~Mystical Angel~, Blaq_Hearted_Star_, ~Happy~Being~Me~, and ~AmMaLiAtO~
Blow Your Load! New Show, Another Side Of Pacey~
Dedicated To Alijah~ Make on Snapvine | Copy This
Tagged :-d
I GOT TAGGED BY SOMEONE ELSE SO DOING IT AGAIN :p Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.hate asian meatballs 2.dip fries in ice-cream 3.play guitar 4.I was in the basketball team and got girl groupies when I was in high school 5.I was a cheerleader 6.cannot whistle:-D 7.collected sailor moon and slam dunk stuffs lol 8.love 90s music/movies 9.craziest and funniest girl in class 10. but I won first place award in my schools contest for best manner lady (teachers love me):-P Can’t Get Enough! Tommy (aka Mr Lime Green) Lil Tony Ruff PAPI CHULO
To Be In Love Once Again
To be in Love is nice To find Love would be nicer To be in Love with someone and share life with To be in Love is hard and takes work To be in Love isnt easy To be in Love takes patience To be in Love takes time To be in Love with someone isnt easy To be in Love takes two people To be in Love takes communication To be in Love takes a lifetime to do To be in Love hurts at times To be in Love always hurts others To be in Love is a lifetime of enjoyment To be in Love is joyful with the right person To be in Love is a wonderful experience To be in Love and to love is wonderful To be in Love is giving feelings To be in Love is sharing thoughts To be in Love is giving Love to someone special To be in Love sucks and hurts when heartbroken To be in Love takes time to heal from To be in Love, I hope you can be the one and only true love that can heal My broken loving heart
10 Random Facts About Me.
Ok this is cause Daisy did some shit or another over here in the over there.So here it goes 10 random facts about me. 1. I hate Strawberries the taste or smell of them makes me sick. 2. When I take my socks off before bed I smell them. 3. I don't like the collar touched on my t shirts. 4. I fart a lot no matter what I eat I gotta FART. 5. I still ask my moms permission before I drink a beer. 6. I had my leg shattered when I was 14 riding my bike. 7. I smell everything I'm a sniffer. 8. My shirts have to hang a certain way in the closet. 9. I can wear a pair of jeans for a whole month. 10. go fuck yourself I could only think of 9. What the hell did you expect a fucken book on my life.
Why God Made Pets .......
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep D
I Got Tagged By Someone
*I GOT TAGGED BY SOMEONE* Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1...can speak/read/write/sing japanese (little) 2...have son,named KEN (my life) 3...dreamin a simple and happy FAMILY (wish) 4...i am FUN to be with (always) 5...easy to LOVE yet easy to HURT (heart) 6...love to SING (crazy) 7...INDEPENDENT (true) 8...naughty sometimes (yes) 9...sweet and loving (real me) SAY JACK MEMORY LONEWOLF SIT UP KING
In My Eyes
Mistress is different in my eyes than most Dom/me because She knows She is human. She takes the time to learn, She doesn’t have the “I know it all” attitude. She is fairly new to the BDSM lifestyle, and isn’t above learning or asking for guidance. She built a communication bridge with me; She didn’t expect me to be 100% open with Her from day one. She doesn’t demand respect She commands it, She is a lady in all aspects and expects Her submissive to act accordingly. To me She is more than just my Domme; She is my best friend, my girlfriend, my mentor, my rock at times, my hero, and my role model. I can hear Her reaction to my last statement about Her “don’t put me on a pedestal baby girl”, and I don’t; I know She is human and has faults like everyone else. But I do hold the up most respect for Her. I know that if I have any kind of problem or just need someone to talk to that I can go to Her with out Her judging or criticizing, She listens and gives advice on how to fix the problem and
Am I Broken? Or Is It Them?
I have come to the realization that I may be faulty.. yes I may be broken.. Let me explain.... In my life I have had very few friends of the female persuasion... I find it difficult to talk to most females because I find endless prattle about men, shoe shopping, and make up inane, and boring... Who the hell ever said a woman must talk about these things when they are around eachother? So does that mean that I am broken or that they are the ones who are shattered ? Now I grew up in a household with 2 older brothers, an older male friend of the family, ( who would one day be my brother-in-law to my sister), and my dad as an influence.. My sister did not live at home at that time, so my mom never stood a chance of making me into some little powderpuff girl... I spent a lovely childhood, working on cars, and bike engines, helping my dad with his tractor. I can't say as I am sad at that.. but it has left me with something of a problem..Most women that I meet that I take the time to intr
I Humped Latex And Rubber~
So I mentioned in my last blog, the early Valentines present I bought for myself. Yes I actually bought and paid in cash not credit for pussy! I'm going to try to use my story telling abilities and gross you fuckers out, or piss your pants whichever you prefer! So, I went to the gym tonight, worked out like a man possessed! Partly, due to tremendous energy I had and the anticipation of coming home to a waiting, yet room temperature birth canal. I take shower, because even my new found pussy need not to have my sweaty ballsack interfere with all her glory. So in typical fashion I got out of the shower freshly smelling of Axe shower gel and a hard on that would make Ron Jeremy blush. Before I got down to burying Pacey Jr in Tawanda, btw I named the pussy, I reenacted the scene in The 40yr old virgin minus the Lionel Richie playing in the background. Candles lit, mood set right, I proceeded to seduce Tawanda like a nympho in a room full of virgins. I took a few minutes to attempt to
What Is This World Coming To ...........
IT is so sad when you pick up a morning paper and this first thing you read about is a child being murdered..........where are the parents of these children or are they the ones murdering them . My heart breaks evertime i hear this . If the parents don't want these children why have them they do have such things called birth control.are adoption ..... I have been so blessed i have a child of my own and 2 that are not my mine but i love them just the same . And i would feel sorry for the person who hurt one of my children. My mom baby sat a child one time for that a little boy who was 4 years old and the mom came and picked the child up .just another day so we thought .My mom was an early riser so she thought it was kinda strange that the police was all over our neighbor hood that morning .The mother had let her so called boyfriend beat that little boy to death that nite .And what the hell did she do about it she didn't even call the police until it was to late .The little boy had ever
Messengers
I'm just venting so please don't mind me. I can never understand why people ask to add you to their messengers, any of them then stay in constant hiding. I can understand if there are certain people one doesn't want to talk to, but why not just hide from them. Stupid I know.. so frustrating. Perhaps I shall start to hide from everyone and only let those see me on who do not normally hide.
Age
Everyone makes a big deal of it Wants you to stay in a certain limit But I dont understand Just cuz of a number Doesnt mean you cant find love You were worried Scared it would push me away But to me its only a number You make me feel special And always try makin me happy Im sick of what the world thinks And Im not letting it bother me If they dont like it too bad You have touched my life In a way no other has If we find it to be true Age doesnt matter
Leaving Fubar
I have made a decision to delete my fubar account. If any of my friends want to keep in touch with me please send me your email address so we can keep in touch. If not, It has been a pleasure knowing all of you. I luv all my fubar friends and family. I may be back someday. Till and if that day comes, take care and I wish you all the best that life has to offer. huggles and stuff Brenda TrollDoll p.s. I will keep my page up for 24 hours to see if I get any emails lol. I hope someone will care that I am leaving.
I Would Write You A Love Letter
i would write you a love letter, but there's not enough paper to write down everything wonderful about you the way you laugh, talk, and kiss the way you do those little things that makes me so crazy about you . i would write you a love letter, but there aren't enough pencils or pens or ink to put down how you make me feel how you make my heart beat faster and my breath catches when ever were close, how you stay with me like a love song i cant get out of my head i would write you a love letter but there aren't enough hours or days or lifetimes to describe all you mean to me the way you've changed my world and made me dream things i never dared to dream before i would write you a love letter but i cant. i love you to much ...
Speed
"Speed is irrelavent if you are going in the wrong direction." Ghandi
Why Valentine's Day 2008 Is So Difficult For Me...
Today is a hard day for me. I'm going to explain that in detail. One - Valentine's Day every year is not easy for me. They came up with Singles Awareness day - but in the end it's just sad. I was engaged one month ago to the DAY. The 15th of January is when we broke up cause she was unfaithful. It's hard making that transition from not single to being single. I liked it better being engaged. And then there's something that doesn't even have anything to do with the holiday. Six months ago, my aunt, Katherine M. Ludwick (I called her Aunt Kathy) killed herself by drug overdose. I was insanely close to my aunt. So close in fact that her death hit me especially hard. She was so depressed she decided to take her own life. *cries* I still miss her horribly...
People
why do people seem interested in a person and the next they could careless why do people alwasys seem to forcus more on someone that has money and not waht they could really give that would matter more why do people talk with a fork tongue why do people never seem interested in a nice guy that would treat them right and would lvoe them for them rather then someone that would ether hit them or abuse them why do people still love there god damn exs for when you no you cant have them will you can but ur life would be laot wose why do people have so many emotions going thu them and its so hard to control them why do people say iam glad ur my friend but yet they wont talk to you why do people alwasys sem to think ur out to get more points when in reatlity you dont give a fuck abount them why do people alwasys seem to be out for soemone with looks rather then go for them for the right reasons why do they lie abount haveing a bf/gf rather then saying iam taken o
Thank You Everyone - Rip Dave Shipp
My words can not begin the express the gratitude and love our family has felt during the loss of our close friend Dave Shipp. Everyone on Fubar has been so loving and supportive and I thank you each and everyone. Please continue to keep his family and friends in your prayers. His life on earth ended way to soon and we all love and miss him each and every day. I had a dream he told me to tell everyone to stop crying he was fine, so I am passing that on to everyone....he is fine. I know we will miss him everyday but have so many wonderful memories that will be cherished. Please visit his page if you get a chance and leave a comment, from time to time - I will pass these on to his parents. Thank you each and everyone, I love all my Fubar friends. God Bless you all!!! http://fubar.com/user/1369897 Big Dave@ fubar Here is the best we thought we could do for him... Hopefully he will see this from Heaven.. and know he is missed and loved very much
6 Years Ago Today...
Dad,so many images come to mind whenever I speak your name; It seems without you in my life things have never been the same. What happened to those lazy days when I was just a child; When my life was consumed in you in your love, and in your smile. What happened to all those times when I always looked to you; No matter what happened in my life you could make my gray skies blue. Dad, some days I hear your voice and turn to see your face; Yet in my turning,it seems... the sound has been erased. Dad, who will I turn to for answers when life does not make sense; Who will be there to hold me close when the pieces just don't fit. Dad, if I could turn back time and once more hear your voice; I'd tell you that out of all the dads you would still be my choice. Please always know I love you and no one can take your place; Years may come and go but your memory will never be erased. Today, God, as You are listening in your home above; Would you go and fi
Contest Winners!
First thing I would like to say is Incredible! This was way more than I ever expected! Thank you to all who entered and all who helped those individuals! Now for the winners.... 1st Place: Drew with 69,326 comments. She wins a 1 Month VIP + 400,000 Fubucks. 2nd Place: Kat with 61,853 comments. She wins a 1 Month VIP + 200,000 Fubucks. 3rd Place: Sassybrat with 21,886 comments. She wins a 3 Day Blast + 100,000 Fubucks. Bonus: That Girl had 477 actual photo rates. She wins 100,000 Fubucks. Once again, I want to thank everyone who entered the contest and all those that helped each contestant. It is greatly appreciated!!
"hey, Hunny..." And Other Signs I'm About To Be Asked To Unflag Something
One thing about turning Orange this past December is I've learned who my friends are. In the first 18 months that I've owned a fubar ID number, I barely had 80 friends, of which two spoke to me on a semi-regular basis. Once my name lit up like a citrus fruit, random people suddenly want to add me. And these are people who don't read profiles... or they'd see that in my About Me section, in bright red, lives a statement that reads, in part, "PLEASE, NO BLIND FRIEND REQUESTS." There are nearly 300 people on my list, most of whom wouldn't even pee on me if I was on fire... until they needed something fixed. I couldn't tell you how many times this conversation happened (and usually this will be after weeks of not hearing from this person): Her: Hi there, sweety/babie/sexi/hunny, do you have a moment? Me: How can I help you? Her: Well, see, sweetie, this horrible hater flagged my pic and I want to know if you could unflag it for me?*1 Me: OK, let's take a look. Time passes as I ch
My Wife's Grandmother Passed Away Tonight :(:(
well it was around 6:30 when i got the call from my wife to come over to her mother's house.So i went over and her mom and her had her grandma laying on the floor (my mother in law said they had just got done changing her.my wife's grandma was 81 mind you .well she was laying on a blanket so we all decided to pick her up in the blanket and move her to her bed .well i happened to look down and notice that her chest wasn't moving ,so my wife's mother called the squad.about 20 minutes after the squad got there they took her grandma and my wife came over to me sobbing and saying that her grandma was gone .and as if this wasn't bad enough ,the damn finance company we have our van through decides to call ,and i tried to tell the woman on the other end that we were having a family crisis and she was like "this will only take a few seconds" so i hung up on her ass.well about an hour later someone else from the damn finance company called ,i mean i know we owe them money but damn my wife's gra
The Twatwaffle
1. Twatwaffle (twat-wah-full): n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others. n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b. v.1 To ban; to totally pwn. 2. Twatwaffle Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea. 3. Twatwaffle The twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around in rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Twatwaffles are often used by businesswomen like magic carpets to fly them to work. Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset to the team." If a man touches a twatwaffle his genitals will shrivel and drop off into the snow, lost to him forever. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky you can often find them digging around in medical waste and pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine. 4. Twatwaffle 1- loose nasty dirty hairy vagina 2- a whores vagina infected with std's, hardcore std'
My Erotic Story I Wrote
It was a Friday night they went out for dinner and a couple of drinks then went back to her house to hang out and watch a movie. It was nice just laying on the couch together him holding her in his arms. He looks down at her and smiles and he kisses her passionaily. He starts kissing her harder and moving his hands down her side to her butt and squeezes. She kisses him back, having her hands all over his back pulling him closer. She teaseling starts kissing and nibbling his neck, then gets up and walks to her doorway to her bedroom turns back and gives him a smile. He gets up to follow her, standing at the end of her bed. He walks up from behide her wraps his arms around her and kisses bites her neck, then turns her around and kisses her deeply moving his hands under her shirt and bra to coup her breast. Stops kissing her to take off her shirt and bra and starts kissing her neck down and across her chest lightly kissing her right breast, licking and sucking her nipple and the same with
Im In Love
the world works in strange ways, but ill tell you this much, after everything i have been through lately i can honestly say that im in love again and the feeling is wonderful, i feel like a school girl and having that high school crush again.
Just My Thoughts
After hearing from a lot of folks that are anti gun folks and seeing the news reports of the school shootings that have made the news over the past few years I thought I would write my thoughts. First there is not such thing as a No Gun Zone as there is no such thing as a No Drug Zone. Some have made the feel good move to designate such places but the facts are that those rules only apply to Law Abiding folks. Such places Never apply to Thugs, crooks, killers, dealers and outlaws. These are Feel good ideas that have no place in the reality we live in. Some people think that by making a law it stops the problem when in reality it only makes them Feel Better. The reality is that Bad Guys can get or make a weapon. If you look at my weapons folder you will see that I can build a weapon in my spare time that will make even gun folk stare. But I would never hurt another person except in self defense or defense of others. All the weapon I build are absolutely Legal and Its absolutely
Rating ! !*s*
I've rated #286 for today...it's the first time I've ever rated !! *proud smile*
Corn Flakes?masterbation...
Play well U read. "Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He is!" Kellogg's Cornflakes, the bland breakfast flakes that go almost instantly limp in milk were originally invented to bore you into such a deep coma that you would fall face down in the milk drenched flakes, drown, and thereby be spared the temptation and sin known as masturbation. Like many Christian conservatives before and since, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg believed that masturbation, and in fact all sexual excess, was sinful -- "sexual excess" here defined as "sex for anything beyond reproduction". For instance: after marrying, Kellogg chose to spend his honeymoon sequestered from his wife, valiantly striving to complete his his influential book Plain Facts for Old and Young: Embracing the Natural History and Hygiene of Organic Life (1892). Talk about your dull, soggy flakes. Kellogg himself s
Who Fucks Deformed Midgets?
Is the question I pondered after reading THIS Yahoo story. It says: "PALO ALTO, Calif. - A woman who is 3 feet tall and weighed 37 pounds before she got pregnant has given birth to her first child a healthy boy. Eloysa Vasquez, who uses a wheelchair and had two miscarriages, suffers from Type 3 osteogenesis imperfecta, a disorder that makes bones soft and brittle. Vasquez gained 20 pounds during pregnancy and delivered the 3 pound, 7 ounce baby on Jan. 24 at Stanford University's Lucile Packard Children's Hospital. "We just took one day at a time. We had a lot of people praying for us. We just believed ... and here we have our son," Vasquez, 38, of Tulare, told The Fresno Bee for a story Thursday. Doctors said they delivered Baby Timothy by Caesarean section eight weeks before due date in order to protect the mother's fragile health her tiny, distorted body left little room for a fetus to grow. They said Timothy did not inherit his mother's genetic condition. Judgi
For The Lazy Butts.
This is for fuckers with long term memory loss. :s To make small text Words go here To make big words Words here Italics Words here Bold Words here Making ¢¾ & hearts ; (just rid of the spaces) Making ¢â & trade ; (again, rid the spaces) Making ¡Ú & # 9 7 3 3 ; (rid spaces) Making ¡Ù & # 9 7 3 4; (rid spaces) Moron ***Will add to it later***
Movies
I'm interested in movies. My favorite ones are horrors full of blood. I even enjoy cannibalic movies. I am writing my master thesis about horror on the screen. Are there any movies that you would recomend me?
Well Whatever
so you know i have been having all kinds of problems, especially with my ex bf and soon to be ex hubby.... here's an update on the ex bf situation, lmao I broke up with craig when one of his best friends called me and let me know he was screwing his ex down in myrtle beach, yada yada yada... and everyonce in a while he talks me into seeing him... he told me he wanted to take me to gatlinburg, tn, for valentine's day... then it got pushed to the weekend, and i never really committed to going, just kinda kept avoiding the subject cause i was a little torn about it. well seeing as he is not my bf anymore, of course i went out a few times... last night too. he called while i was getting ready and said that he decided not to work all night and to hang out with me, i told him i had other plans, and he asked what then i told him i had a date... that i couldn't lie like he does (and i was hoping it would push him away... thought it was working there for a while) oh he flew off th
I Hate Feet
I hate feet...just look at these ugly shit kickers: Man proudly displaying "Ugliest Feet Fucking Ever" This is my proof there is no God. Feet are designed to piss me off, no two ways about it. Feet are so fucking ugly I want to stand out side, and at the top of my lungs scream "What's going on?" This bitch needs a boot in the jaw Porn is good cause the guys always leave their white socks on, and the chick wears high healed "fuck me" shoes. But beaches are a nightmare - and what's worse is New Zealand has this cultural belief that shoes are "optional" in normal daily activities like going to the movies or the store. I have honestly seen people going in public restrooms with bare feet. I didn't go in after them - who knows where those feet have been if they consider a public piss pot "safe". NZ is sick. These fucks don't wear shoes...ever. I feel like I moved to a Third World Country...It's like the whole country has a foot fetish except me
Oh No...
Oh No... By Arthur Bartlett It's happening again, and it's killing me Second by crawling second Minute by inching minute Hour by watch-watching hour Day by Dreadful day Year by youth-taking year Two decades have given the slip and then some, but I caught those A life full of uneventful happenings, irrelevant to this timeline Or, that's how it would look if I weren't me I see that not many care about hospital trips and bed-ridden laments They just want me to fix their problems, tell them that their behinds are perfectly fine And I get to smile at other users and be their best friend when giving advice, And stifle my anger at fellow surfers' taunts of "EAT IT," and "Everyone else is worse." The cries of one I've never met, and cooings of one I'll meet yet These cause me ponder I wonder at how I've survived. I remember asking someone if they loved me, and she said yes As she was packing to live with someone else I remember another, who said the same, At the sa
Embraced
EMBRACED WRITTEN BY CHARMED 2/17/08 LOOKING INTO THE DARKNESS, NO LIGHT TO GUIDE YOU. YOU WOUNDER WHAT IS OUT THERE? YOU ARE TOLD NEVER TO WALK INTO THE DARKNESS, THAT YOU WILL NEVER COME BACK ONCE YOU ENTER IT. WHAT IS SO CURIOUS TO YOU TO WANT TO GO INTO IT? IT IS THE NOT KNOWING OF WHAT TO EXPECT. THE DARKNESS WELCOMES YOU. IT LETS YOU BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE. IT ENVOKES THE TRUE SPIRITS YOU CARRY INSIDE OF YOURSELF. ONCE YOU ENTER THE DARKNESS YOU WILL NEVER WANT TO COME OUT. IT DOES NOT KEEP YOU HOSTAGE, IT EMBRACES YOU. YOU FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD A TRUE PERSON. IN THE COLD DARK NIGHT, YOU ARE SCARED, BUT FIND YOURSELF. IT SHOWS YOU THAT YOU CAN BARE WHAT EVER YOU ARE FACED WITH. YOU HERE STRANGE SOUNDS, AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS? YOUR HEART BEATS OUT OF YOUR CHEST WITH FEAR. YOU ARE TRYING TO FIND IT. . ITS THE CRIES OF LOSS MEMORIES, THAT WANT TO BE LEFT OUT. THEY WANT YOU TO FACE THEM. THEY HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP FOR SO LONG THAT THE DARKNESS,
Randomness
Why is it that we never seem to find what we are looking for? Is it because we are looking for something that is not real or unobtainable? Or do we always seem to make bad choices? I wish I knew. Why is that people as say everything is fine or great when you ask them how they are? Am I the only one who is not always fine or great? And if so, can someone please tell me your secret? Is it too much to want the man who cant live without you? Will love you forever? Wants to cry when you cry or at least gives a crap to why you are crying in the first place. IS he really out there? Or does it always fade away after time? Ok these are my ramblings for now. Just a few thoughts I had. Kisses to you all!!
Contest
CONTEST BETWEEN MADDY AND I TOPICS CONSIT OF THE FOLLOWING: *1 SEXEST/POSE/ *2 BIKIN/POSE *3.SEXIEST/BEST PHOTO *4 LINGERE/POSE *5 MOST ORIGINAL OUTFIT/POSE *6 WORK OUT OUTFIT @ GYM RULES: LOOSER PAYS 5000.00 FU-BUCKS PER CATEGORY PLUS ONE EXPENSIVE GIFT (NOT DRINNKS) LOOSER GETS 2 BE OWNED BY WINNER FOR 1 WEEK NO PHOTO EDITING, EXAMPLE, AIR BRUSHING, CROPPING, ETC. NO NSFW'S ALLOWED!! ANGEL AND I WIL HAVE OUR PROFILES LINKED DURING THE CONTEST 4 YOUR CONVINIENCE.. THIS IS 4 FUN ALONLY GUYS ANGEL AND I ARE FRIENDS WE ARE ONLY DOING THIS OUT OF BORDEM (LOL) NOT COMPETITION 2 SEE WHO IS BETTER THAN WHO PLZ KEEP THIS IN MIND WHEN YOU VOTE!! CONTEST STARTS MONDAY FEBRUAURY 18TH @ 3PM EST AND ENDS ON SUNDAY FEBRUARY 22ND EST! NO RIPS ALLOWED PLZ... NOW THIS ISN'T REALLY A MUMM BUT WE ARE CURIOUS HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THIS? LINK TO MADDY'S PROFILE maddy@ fubar
Soulmate's
Two souls meld Two minds intertwine Two hearts embrace Two wills link Two bodies desire Two lives join To be forever changed No longer bound Set free by the unseen Set side by side Set apart for each other Ever seeking each other Ever finding each other
Untouched
We danced as we had never danced. Void of touch, Eyes closed, Flesh alive. A soulful embrace. Spirits flying, invisible heat, Transcending time. Our hearts beat as one. Loud as thunder, Entwined together, Joyfully Singing. My senses ache to feast. Delicious hunger, Tactile treat, Visually intrigued. Passion erupts from within. Luminating us, Innocently calling, Spreading infinitely
Having A Giveaway
I will be having a giveaway for gifts anyone interested in joining please send me a private message with the link to the pic you would like to use for this giveaway. Gifts given and what is needed to get them. 1. 3 month VIP- needs 30K in comments 2. 1 month VIP- needs 10K in comments 3. 30 day blast-needs 30K in comments 4. 7 day blast- needs 10K in comments 5. 3 day blast- needs 3K in comments All Rates will count as 5pts. All Comments will be 1pt. There will be no time limit on this and will start with the first person to send me a link. also add in the message which giveaway you are wanting to join. If interested you can join at anytime. Thank you so Much. Come Luv Me.
A Blonde's Year In Review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 . 'd
Noah Is Here!!!
Well Noah is here!!! YAY! Had to be induced on Valentines Day and gave birth at 2:06 am on February 15th, 2008. Noah Buck Justice weighed in at 5 lbs 9 oz and was 18 3/4 inches long. All is well with baby and mommy! I only pushed for 8 minutes... EIGHT FREAKIN MINUTES! The labor part sucked tho... I was 3 cm. for like 8 hours... pitocin didnt want to work... so finally they had to break my water... after that 20 minutes later I was at 5 cm.... 20 minutes after that I was fully dialated and was ready to give birth... the EIGHT minutes later Noah was here! I'm so happy... just ready to get our big boys back and complete our family once and for all... anyway I love you guys... thanks for the support and love!
40 Questions Ive Probably Answered A Gillion Times Before.
1. do you ever turn your cell phone off? nope 2. do you like more than one person right now? I dont :) 3. if you could push one person off a cliff who would it be? No one... but I know who you all thought I would say :D 4. who was your last text from? Jonathan 6. would you rather have glasses or braces? I already have glasses so... those 7. have you ever been in love? Yes 8. what is the most played song on your itunes? I dunno... I usually just put it on shuffle 9. what's the last movie you watched and what did you think of it? Zathura...Wasn't nearly as good as Jumanji 10. do you know anyone who has cancer? Not currently 12. what is the last thing you touched, other than your computer? Myself... so I could put lotion on my tattoo you pervs 13. how many hours of sleep did you get last night? 4... twas not a good night 14. do you play guitar hero? Not really but I think Im going to on Tuesday lol 15. do you have justin timberlake music on
For Becca Lol
1. Who was the last person to put their arm around you? Jonathan's drunk self. I got to play Driving Mr. Daisy on Saturday :P 2. Do you still talk to the person you kissed last? Yep 3. Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off? it's a secret but his name starts wif an S 4. Are you a morning person or a night person? night definitely 5. What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead person? Scream "ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!" 6. Are you there for your friends? YES! And if anyone tries to say any different Saturday is solid fucking proof. 7. Are you a forgiving person? yes... to a fault 8. Do you drink every weekend? Nope 9. Are you talking to anyone while doing this? No actually. 10. What do you want right now? a certain something with a certain someone. 11. Three actual feelings at the moment? I cant think of three. So a general feeling of contentedness (
The Reason For My Name
Yo. My screen name was NOT TURNED to numbers by STAFF. I did it. Okay? I like it that way. Wanna talk about me now? WRITE down my screen name. YEESH! Do you have a PROBLEM with me being NUMBERS? Agh. Take it up with the DA's office on Monday!
Vacancy For A Electrian In India
VACANCY FOR AN ELECTRICIAN IN INDIA ...leave in a fortnight. No previous experience necessary . All safety gear supplied, no overtime restrictions, pliers and screwdriver available at depot. Essential requirement - fault finding skills! Salary: neg. Working hours: till the job is done
Valentines Suck! Just Ask This Kid Lol
Insatiable
She stands in the rain dripping wet from the frigid cold. Her hair soaked, makeup is running down her face. Her cotton top sticking to her now shivering body. She knocks on the door as he opens the warmth of his smile begins to warm her. His hands reaching out for her to enter as he takes her in his arms he gently peels each soaked layer from her body kissing gently down her neck and shoulders wrapping his warm arms around her she trembles but not from the cold...a fire ignited inside of her his hands warming her skin his kisses burning her soul.His hands trace over her erect nipples down her stomach to her thighs..she burns even hotter his lips meet hers in a frenzy of passion he slams her against the cabinets in the kitchen throwing her legs up over his shoulders his tongue teasing her skin down to her thighs. He spreads her soft sensual legs far apart as he begins to lick he soft sweetness..she watches him take delight in her this makes her want him more she is not sure how much mor
Islam
Alright so this is funny. There is a cartoonist that makes a Muhammad cartoon which a Danish newspaper carries. Now this is bad for Muslims for a couple of reasons. First it is a picture of their prophet and this is a no-no. Second it has him in funny situations, one of which is him wearing a turban that is a bomb. Why do I think this is funny? Well the Danish newspaper and the artist are getting threats like mad for it. Seems they have upset some people. But let me ask you this. If the hard line fundamentalist Muslims are upset by this then why do they do what they do? You see, in Islamic laws and traditions, including the Sharia, their Holy Law, It is a sin to do a lot of the things that fundamentalists do. What are these things, you might ask. Well for starters committing suicide is a very bad sin. Funny enough there are distinctions in Islamic law between putting one self in harms way for God, and actually committing suicide for him, seems the later is a s
Bullshit!!!
Yanno...after paroosing the top members again today, I realized something, it must be a pre-requisite for all of them to show tities, ass, and whatever else so people will come look at them, wow, how lame is that? Top members based on how many friends they have, how many fans and what not. Hell I think it should be based on overall SLUTTINESS. Cause thats what some of them come off as. I wonder who I gotta blow around here to become a top member? Maybe I should ask some of em. Think this blog will piss people off? I do, and yanno what...I could careless anymore, peoples opinions of me aint worth the toilet I piss in. Only people that matter to me are my true friends, not ones I gotta buy, or flash my goodies to, TRUE friends. Your not welcome, and please DONT drive through, FTW Travis
Episode 4
Sorry about the delay in production but Shekky got lost in the land of dust bunnies under the couch again. It took almost a week to fish him out this time As I walked hand and hand with my new voluptuous friend through the seedier section of Ball Suck. (actually the alley behind Jack’s bar) I heard the sound of glass breaking and noticed movement from behind the dumpster. The bedraggled form of Ruth Buzzy emerged wearing a tin foil hat and holding the neck of a broken bottle. “Beat it bitch. I need to talk with the Nun” she told my raven locked cutie. “I’ll wait for you around the corner.” the corn fed beauty said her eyes caressing me as she continued on. “Listen and listen good.” Buzzy began when we were alone in the alley. “You need to get your midget friend and leave right now.” She continued. “If not you’ll be trapped in this town as an undead zombie movie usher forever” She went on to relate a story right out of a low budget “B” movie. It seemed she had stopped in Ba
Profile Of An Intp
Everything, and more, that you ever might want to know about what makes me, me... It is actually VERY accurate. A description of the INTP Personality Type by Paul James Original version: April 5, 1999 revised and published on the web: March 12, 2000 INTP is one of the 16 personality types defined in the Myers Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI). I will assume that visitors to this page already have a basic knowledge of the MBTI system for I wish to concentrate on describing the INTP type as best I can. The descriptions below are based on personal experience combined with knowledge derived from other MBTI sources and I hope that other INTPs and non-INTPs alike may find some of this material illuminating. This page may be updated and expanded when appropriate. For a general introduction and overview of MBTI temperament analysis, visit Robert Winer's excellent resource at Gesher. INTPs are about 1% of the general population, making this one of the rarest of types. The bas
The Things "some" People Get Away With :p
Nigj ~MJ&#...: all this talk of whipping up, I thought I'd come in your box......
A Taste Of Fresh Air....
As I sit in My Room and Stare at the wall...all I want is a woman.... that could be a possibility to be with me ... I want her to understand me as I lead the way to many days if I had my way .....Love is a feeling from above...........to love and respect never neglect her or I "wow" I always wonder why....I feel this way....damn do yall ever feel this way about your love? "Is True Love Really a Reality" "Think about it!
I Sometimes Wonder...
I sometimes wonder why when I have finished one ordeal, before I have time to catch a breath, I am being slammed with another challenge. I came back from getting several tests run on me and started to ask myself what it was all about? Why me? (Sarcastically:) How did I become so lucky? Just looking back on the last three years alone: a stroke in February of 2005, discovering over a year I had lymphoma and it was what caused the stroke, went for treatments for that, that goes into remission, months later I find out I have a second type of cancer, treatments weren't working, and I finally get rid of that after two surgeries. Now I am left to deal with migraines that hit worse than when I was a teenager, seizures and a heart condition from all the drugs I had been given over the past three years! I realize I may be feeling sorry for myself, but I would think I have a right to ask why me and when is it gonna end? It sucks when you don't know the answers to questions like that...
Always The Shorty
I go out tonight to the store. I look around me. EVERYONE and their brother is taller than me. I never thought I was that short but seems like I am shorter than I thought or everyone else is growing or I'm shrinking. I even had to ask for help to get some Cocca Puffs off the top shelf in the store. Over the past week I've noticed it more and more. I don't know why it bothers me recently but it has. I don't wanna be the shorty. Most of my friends are tall too. Even the women. Shit.. my son's even 5 ft 10. 6 inches taller than me. (or so I thought) So, in my fustrations I get a tape measure to see how tall I really am. PSH!... I lost an inch. DAMN IT!! Now I'm going to go and kick rocks and pout....
My "all About Emanon" Bulletin
This made me laugh and pissed me off so i made a bulletin...Long story short i welcomed a new member named "Ethnic Cleansing" like a week ago and we talked for hours a day ever since.. she rated most of my pics and talked to me in shout for hours a day ...and before any one ask yes i asked her about her name she claimed it wasnt racially motivated or i wouldnt have added her at allWell not to long ago a guy named "S.S. OFFICER "DEFENDER OF ETHNIC CLEANSING" friend me i asked he did she know him cuz of her name as apart f his name...i noticed particularly the S.S. OFFICER in his name and upon asking her she said yes he followed the taching of Hitler...and then i said well he definitely wont like me at all, she said "why arent u white?", i said no i am not it says right on my profile black man from NYC , when she didnt say anything i tried to shout her ... but it didnt go through so i went to her page...she blocked me ... haha as did he after only 5 minutes after friending me...Any one w
Ugh.
The nightmares are becoming so terrible I'd rather not sleep. Whats wrong with me?
True Stories Of My Young Dating Life - Vol 1
So I have a few series going, and I figured I'd start another one. This will be stories about my dating life prior to the last 10 years. Sometimes embarrassing, often funny, and hopefully entertaining for you. Try to keep in mind I was in my late teens and early 20s, so obviously my decision making skills weren't developed yet. Don't judge me (or do, I don't give a shit) I'll be sharing a bit of background about the person and then telling you my favorite little anecdote about them. I'm usually not going to use names so as to protect the innocent and I hope this doesn't end up biting me in the ass someday if one of these girls ends up looking me up and reads it. I'm sure their stories about me would be worse, but I hope they know that the fact I can still recall these events means they meant at least something to me... right? __________________________________ I was around 20 and I was dating a girl (she was about 18-19) for awhile who lived in a trailer park with her parent
Im Sooooo Excited!
so ive been out the army now for almost 6 months... yeah i know im pathetic... but i got a phone call about 35 minutes ago and well i wuz pretty much told i have a 6 month contract working on fort hood, making $22.20 an hour! she told me my start date would be 3 march... i got off the phone and started crying! yeah im lame, but hey, when noone wants to hire u in 6 months and now sum1 duz, well it is exciting!!!! anyways, im outta here for the day, got a 6 hour drive ahead of me... ugh!
Since My Return...
I just don't feel so Fubu Popular since my return....Are there really FUBU groups, like being back in High school?
Rubber Pants
I'm sure you regular MuMMers have seen this rubber pants fetish guy before. He just made a MuMM and I asked him if he wears rubber pants because he has a bladder problem and I got this response: ->Suga Lips: you've sent me shouts about your rubber pants fetishist ...: where from do you know me? ->Suga Lips: nowhere close to you, hopefully fetishist ...: where from? ->Suga Lips: unfortunately fetishist ...: cool that you already know me
Hoo Hoo Trouble
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo. 3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
Make Me A Sexy Salute For A Chance To Win!
I will be holding a contest to see who can make me the sexiest salute photo. Sorry guys for obvious reasons this contest is only open to the ladies and ladies only so I welcome all submissions from my lovely Fubar friends. Also you must be my friend to enter so if you are not already, now would be a good time to start. It can be NSFW in fact that may help, but does not have to be for entry. It can be a booby salute, booty salute, or simply your pretty face, whatever you think it takes to win. My screen name must appear either on your body, or on a card you are holding. The photos will be open to voting and comments by everyone so please be aware of that before sending to make sure you want anybody to see what you are showing. I will post the photos and there will be a one week time frame where ratings and comments will take place. This first contest will allow comment bombing until I see if that is a good idea for future contests. The winner will be the one with the most comments and
The Princess Of Uncommon Beauty
The Princess of Uncommon Beauty She was a Princess of Uncommon Beauty The perfect dream of a teenage Queen She had her heart set upon the stars But her stars refused to be seen There once was a time when she sparkled When she brought her court to their knees And all the boys dreaming to be men Begged her hand in twos and threes Then one day a young man took her Won her hand and won her heart He swore he would always love her Then he tore her world apart She was a Princess of Uncommon Beauty A Queen in a nightmare dream As she watched her stars fade out And she tried to stifle her scream In a prison of lost hope and lost love In a dungeon unhappy she cried For the Beauty had married the Beast But the fable had all but lied This Princess, her future uncertain Lost herself in everyday life Abused, she made the best of An existence filled with strife She was a Princess of Uncommon Beauty A Queen of everyday means And each night as the lights dimmed
Suffering
Some of the hardest thing's that you will ever face in your life will make you wanna scream and pull your hair out by the roots till you have nothing left. There are certain times that I feel as if the world is always against me and that people that claim to be my friends are nothing more but players that love to pick you up and make you feel like you can trust them with anything then they drop you cold turkey when they find out something odd about you that doesn't fit into there lifestyle. Maybe I just get fooled to easy by people that know how to run a damn good game on me and by they time I see what they are doing it's too late because the hurt has already been handed out to me. I'm not like everybody else that people meet online as they seem to think that I am. I'm a very caring person and I wear my heart on my sleeve and I always have done that. I care deeply for people that I think are going to be my true friends and not like others and just be nice to me till they have
Lol...
"Brother's don't shake hands..... brothers gotta hug!" Hahaha I love the movie Tommy Boy. Such a shame Chris Farley had to die. He was a comical genius :(.
Whatever You Want... Im Sure I Got It!
Ok... So I want a VIP... Id buy it myself if I had a credit card... but since you cant pay for a VIP with cash... dammit... Im willing to give up anything for one! So... if theres something you want... I'll give it! I'm just that desperate!!! I had some guy tell me your so hott guys are prolly sending you blasts and vips all the time... fat chance! If I was that hott my name would be in red lmao! People know I'd do anything for them just ask... and I never ask for nothing just for someone to talk once in awhile! So... Whom ever gets me this... you know what your in for!!! Peace and love, Jo Jo
Please Help!!!!
Ok everyone this is the deal. I need your help and this time it's really easy. All you have to do it go to her page, rate her a 10 or higher, fan her and send her an add request with my name "Naughty Gurl" in the request. BTW shes a good person to have on your friends list. She is always having easy contests for fubucks! S DON'T FORGET TO PUT NAUGHTY GURL SENT ME IN THE FRIEND REQUEST!!! Stephanie Lynn@ fubar
Atlantic City
Kara and I went there one time. We were maybe 8 or 9. She had pigtails and I wore glasses. We had the whole afternoon to play on the rides. She wanted to ride the rollercoaster so much. I gave in and we rode the coaster a zillion times. She got scared the first time we went over the bump, though, because she thought we were going to hit the huge neon Atlantic City sign. We never did, even though the drop always made it feel like we would be thrown right into it. When the ride finished the first time, we refused to get out of the seat. We ended up riding the coaster until the boardwalk closed. It was so much fun. I couldn't stop laughing. In fact, my own laughter woke me up. Dreams are funny, sometimes.
Plugging
jimmyred: Well, id probably let hum plug my ass. I AM going through a dry spell with the ladies, i guess. >Jedi Maste...: or, whatif i told you i had a male friend that thought your buttcheeks looked delictable, and hed let you go where no man has gone before? jimmyred: maybe if I go through a long dry spell with the ladies ->Jedi Maste...: what if i gave you a reach around jimmyred: probably not, but to each their own ->Jedi Maste...: youre telling me, if you knew shoving your cock in a sheeps eye socket would give you the best orgasm of your life, you wouldnt do it? jimmyred: million bucks for llama fucking? Cant blame ya for doing it then ->Jedi Maste...: even though it makes a million dollar money shot? jimmyred: ahhh, then she was right, I dont want to see them, animal cruelty is a turn off to me ->Jedi Maste...: the photos youre asking about, are of me copulating with a llama, and of my penis jimmyred: say what? ->Jedi Maste...: the pics are of my co
Blind
Today was the first time in a LONG while that I went out during the daylight. And it hurt the shit out of my eyes, arghh.
For A Friend To Read
This was written almost a year ago in my MySpace blogs. I'm posting it here for people to read to know some of why I'm such an abrasive asshole..go through this and see if YOU don't get the way I am. Thursday, March 15, 2007 March 14, 2006 Current mood: sad Category: Life Well, it's officially a year since I lost my beloved. I remember it like it was yesterday. I came in the door from dropping the kids off at school, after visiting the clothes closet, and there she was in the bedroom doorway slumped over on the floor. I called her name and got no response. I SCREAMED her name, still nothing. I rushed over to her and touched her shoulder to shake her, as I did that my fingers brushed her cheek and she was very cold. I quickly felt for a pulse and found nothing. I ripped off my coat and dialed 911 on my cell phone. The operator suggested CPR, so I laid her down and knew in my heart that that was going to be a futile effort, she was already blue, but I tried anyw
Can't Wait...
What's In A Dream
When you go to bed al is set You close your eyes for all the lies you heard some minutes before you heard the slamming door After a while you come into another world the world of darkness and less it’s frighten you as you don’t know what to expect you get to sweat and to shiver You see your live passing bye and for sure that last hour your love one left you for good you lost for sure your mood all you wanted was a nice live but all you got was a goodbye Suddenly you awake not knowing what happened must have to do something with last night just after you were holding tide one wrong word and all was over there you sit up in your bed with empty hands You look at the window the moon outside shines so bride but you, you lost your smile all you have now is a sad face what a live you have was all again just a dream…... written by Mr Smiley
Just Fred
Fred A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted Speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?' The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. 'After a while I got
Creeped Out
its always a good idea to start discussing paranormal activity before starting an 8 hour graveyard shift at a secluded hotel. oh, well. it is 1am, and it is a full moon. its blood red and huge, making it even more weird. For the first time i wish there were annoying humans here in the lobby, or any signs of life. Instead, there are creepy noises from the ice machine.Grrr...
To Fuck Or Not To Fuck
ok...here is the deal. This lovely young gentleman is my friend Colin. Mr. Colin and I have been friends for oh...10 years. we have had a very flirtatious relationship...and seriously...I used to have the BIGGEST crush on him. I however, always had a bf, so nothing ever happened between us. Well, lets roll this forward 10 years...i'm single now...and it he has brought to my attention that he wants the 10 years of want, desire, and lust to stop. I have been given 6 weeks to decide if I want to end whatever suffering I harbor after all this time. 6 weeks to consumate our lust or the offer is rescinded and he gives up. Now...having behaved myself and not taken any NEW lovers in like 8 months...i am torn. Do I stick to my vow to give up men...or...do I give into 10 years of lust????
Sexual I.q. Test
You have a Sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Pray For Me
=== 'Tesha♥[LOVER TO NEIL]Taken and Lovein It [MARRIED TO DINO]' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-24 06:31:46'.. > > > > > > Ok for u who dont know i have my surgery wensday at 7 am surgery starts at 9 am they will be removein more cancer masses along with other things i ask that u keep me in mind as i go through this day ugh and i am very very scared but i can do it i know I will be home same day but wont be around my computer for a few days as i recovery so if i dont answer u thats why so keep this in mind and i hope everyone has a GREAT day and week xoxoxoxo > MyHotComments >
The Bible
Be mad/upset/angry at me, or not. I don't care. This is my opinion and I'm 100% entitled to it. The bible is A BOOK. Nothing more, nothing less. It's JUST a book written JUST by ordinary PEOPLE!! Fact or Fiction? I believe mostly fiction with factual entries. I know most people have a real need to believe in something, and that's fine. If it makes you feel better to think that, then so be it. I will not put someone down for their beliefs, but at the same time, I will not allow someone to push their beliefs upon me. If you are a FANATIC, I will chew you up and spit you out for breakfast. Get over it, and move on. I have no time in my life for people who are fanatics over religion. I mean, think about it. How many religions are there in this world. No matter what religion you believe in, you WILL be going to hell (if it exists, which I doubt) based on someone else's religion, somewhere. Now, I was raised Catholic. I was baptized, and I attended CCD, and receiv
To Answer A Query About My Sexuality...(no Pun Intended)
A gay guy once said to me 'You're bi, get over it!' I thought 'I'm intrigued as to how you know more about me than I do' but then I decided it just wasn't worth arguing the point. Perhaps he was irritated by what, in all fairness, does rather look like a deliberate effort to be fashionably different, when for all I know he might have had a really hard time being accepted for who he is. However, contrary to popular assumption I never purposely searched for a label under which to play the victim and attract some drama, just like he never did. He was who he was, it's just that in his case there was a recognised term for it. I've spent my entire life not referring to myself as anything, and consequently a lot of my friends assumed I was either in denial about something or I was asexual. I still don't consider my sexuality to be easily definable, but I know that it doesn't make me unique. I neither revel in it nor dislike it as I've come to know for a fact that there are many, ma
Bid On Me!!!
FTW SAYS GO BID ON HIM!!!!!!!! FTW is offering: OWNED BY in my name for one month Added to family for a month, or longer if u are a good person! Access to my yahoo 1 weekly pimpout for a month 1 permanant pimpout in my blogs Salute pics, HOWEVER u want them Rate all ur stash and pics during HH For bids of 250k or over, everything above PLUS Personal Phone call, at my discretion Webcam access (2 sessions, at my discretion) 1 Personal Webcam Video Serenade For bids of 500K or over...EVERYTHING PLUS 5 Personal Webcam Video Serenades....made by me, sung by me, of songs of my choosing. 10 personal phone calls...at my discretion. YOU BID A MILLION FUBUCKS OR MORE...WE WILL DISCUSS IN PRIVATE!!!!! CLICK PIC TO BID!!! THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!!!!
A Moment In Time
A Moment In time Do not say anything my love Do not say a word What do we have to say What do we have to hear I know and you know that in this very instant there is no one but you and me Do not say anything my love Do not say a word. Brandi P
Ddl Family
Some of Us that Have known each other for sometime have decided to start our own little Family.We are not a Bombing or Leveling group,We are Simply a group (Family) of misfits that fit together and We will accept membership from anyone that feels like they are a misfit or just don't fit in with any other current Group.Our main focus will be to help each other have a good time here on fubar .If you are a downrater keep moving you have no home with us We are not into cruel behavior. For The Family Rules check out my Page or DarkLady's Page or Strivings page
House Sold
Well I sold the house but unfortunately for less than I wanted. I SHOULD walk away from it without owing any money to mortgage company. I am hoping lawyer is right and I will actually have enough to move with. BUT, since the house is sold will not be around much until the house is packed up. Instead of selling my stuff on ebay gonna try to go to antique mall to sell a bunch of stuff because I REALLY want to move to Oklahoma instead of being stuck here in Illinois. Prayers are really needed that I do make enough to pay off all the bills and have enough to move to warmer state lol. Love you all. Divorce will be filed so when I move I will be free :D
Gone But Never Forgotten...
imikimi - Customize Your World A Celebration Of You... It was nothing that we could have suspected, there was no way for us to know. That something so tragic could happen and in a blink of the eye that u would have to go. Many days have passed and i question myself asking why i never accepted your offer to be your wife, I'd give everything i have just to have you back in our life. Sometimes it feels like an eternity since you've been gone, My heart aches and i often cry up to heaven wanting you back so i wont be alone. I thank you so much even though your not here, You gave me a precious gift and when i look into her eyes i sometimes see you my dear. I often laugh and remember all the good times we shared, You never let a day go by without telling me how much cared. I pray that you know how much i truely loved you... I've been told that i am lucky but 13 years just dont seem long enough, It gets so hard sometimes to make it through the day i wonder i am really that to
Leaving On Thursday!!
So Thursday I am goin to be heading to Florida for a week of fun and sun. I NEED SUN!! I'm so sick of the snow!! My plans changed a little bit and I am takin the bus so I will be in New York city and get a chance to spend sum time with Mario. I an goin to be leaving Thursday morning at 8:45 am and I'll be in Florida about 9pm Friday night. I got a great hotel with a pool, I'll be goin to Disney one day and then to Cocoa Beach. I am so excited to get outta Maine and get sum sun. My girl Rebecca will be gettin online for me to use my 11's. I will have internet at the hotel but I don't think that I will have much time to get on. Most likely I will get online at sum point to fill you all in and post sum pictures. so if I don't get to say good bye to any of you personal..Here's my good-bye!! I'll be takin to you all soon. I'll have my cell on yahoo if anyone wanted my yahoo address holla...Peace&Love Ms.Maine!! PS...Thanks Becca!!
The Perfect Guy...
THE PERFECT GUY Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot who calls you back even though you just hung up on him who thinks you are perfect even though he knows the worst things about you who will stay awake just to watch you sleep Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead who wants to show you off to the world when you are in a t-shirt and sweats who holds your hand in front of his friends who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you the one who turns to his friends and says "that's her" IF YOU HAVE THIS KIND OF GUY YOU ARE A LUCKY GIRL. DONT FORGET. DONT LET ANY GUY TREAT YOU ANY LESS THAN YOU ARE WORTH
Fubar's Place To Political Debate
Jump right in and debate with people from all wave lengths of the political spectrum. Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! PLEASE REPOST We must fill the Internet with a Demand for the RELEASE of the 84 Pentagon 911 Tapes. We need a full court Blitz of the Internet, gang. You can use some of the stuff from below or just add your own stuff. Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! So What Is The Pentagon Covering Up About The 911 Chash? The 911 Pentagon Tape Witholding is a Conspiracy Fact ! There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a theory, other wise the 911 Pentagon tapes would have been released almost 5 years ago. Unbelievable the Bush sheep like followers don't want to see what was on the 911 Pentagon tapes. Now if this had happened under President Gore the Republicans would be demanding the tapes. There is a cover up and
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i try so hard to make you proud yet all you do is yell at night when your asleep i sneak out to rid the pain if only you knew what i did if only you really cared then things might change
Vampspryte Short And Sweet I Guess.
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Not Recieving Fubar Mail
I heard (and keep hearing) the sound but there is nothing on My Bar Tab OR in the inbox, so if you sent me something..."I did not recieve it!" What Is Going On here FUBAR? Please Advise.
Need Extra Luv
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Husbands And Wives With No Give And Take Makes For Success?
I was chatting with an acquaintance who suddenly had to log off of the computer because his wife got home and would be mad at him. I asked why and he said she thinks he is always looking at porn and chatting with e-ho's so he's not supposed to be on unless she is there. I asked if he was allowed to pee before she arrived at home and he got all offended and said it wasn't like that but from what I have seen it is. He is OWNED. She never gives an inch. I have an online friend that does the same sorta thing. When the hubby arrives home she hurries to log everything off and shut down the pc so he doesn't see her on. She says he expects that she'll be leaving him soon and gets quite mad when he sees her on chat related sites. She also can't do much without checking with him first. She is OWNED. Why do people choose to enter and remain in onesided marriages? I don't get it. I know some say that making it work is better than a divorce but why live so miserably for so much of an average day. I

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