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Boston Gay Pride Parade
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Help Me Win Autos And Rate My Pic! :)
I am in a St. Patricks Day auction and I need your help. Please rate this picture and help me win auto 11's....you can bid on me too. (copy and paste link below) http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1173055&albumid=1533613&i=1048098303&idx=13 Thanks a bunch for your help!! Hugs~N~Stuff xoxo

Stranger In The Mirror
the image is clear , but who is this person, staring back at me , nothing looks familiar , shimmers of tears reflecting in eyes , that once were gray blue replaced with violet contacts, no longer do my glasses sit on my face .....you hated them .... touching my face ...tracing the contours ... the bump on nose gone you didnt like the deformity of it , no longer is my skin the pale but a fake tan in its place , a strand of hair slides over , touching its glossiness once was it a honey red now a platinum blonde ... you wanted this color so much ,.... gazing down at my body i see no longer the curves i had , but an athletic toned one ...... who is this stranger staring back at me , where did i go , you said you love me but is it me you truly love or the image you created , my thoughts are the same, but you dont ask for them , you decide what i say and think now, gone is the nights of endless talking , instead you find comfort in telling me what you

One Day..
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it And care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships ... And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know.

Ieds
Copied from Wiki: An improvised explosive device (IED) is a bomb constructed and deployed in ways other than in conventional military action. They may be partially comprised of conventional military explosives, such as an artillery round, attached to a detonating mechanism. Until now 70% of my friends in the military and deployed have been killed or severly wounded by IEDs. Recently, to my knowledge, 4 canadians have been killed and has severly wounded other canadian troopers present at that moment. My hatred for usage of IEDs on us(Dutch, American, Canadian, British,,etc) has grown more and more by the second. How does one expect to fight this war? You know what...this is just me ranting coz im sad i lost another friend coz of these IEDs. im sorry! Update july 30th: yet again 2 of our troops been hit by IED's while being on footpatrol. Fortunatly they are ok..minor injuries...but still ..still... I HATE IED's !!!!!

Begorrah & Beejaysus....!!
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Sex
Kissing and hugging from the moment of our arrival, Straight to the point without talking is liable. Grinding our bodies as arms tie themselves, Endorphins building as it swells and jells. Wetness seeping. Stiffness creeping. Juices flowing letting off a sweet scent, The two of us Inhaling with no comment. Wet pecks down your neck pulling your hair back…….. Passionate puckers into a an unbuttoned blouse, Your Hand slid into my slacks. Slowly taking off your undergarments with my teeth For me to see what’s waiting beneath. Our Clothes discarded and you….. lifted to a soft awaiting spread, Sexing just around the corner ……racing to fed. Laying along side of you both completely uncovered, I have Mouthfuls so nothing can be uttered. Satisfying each spot with a kiss , Nothing on your firm milk glands missed. Working my way down past a button towards another, Directed with my tongue rutter. Reaching a resting place palming the ass of Ms. Mommi Extending my tongue to lick and taste the Na

Intuition
I woke up this morning feeling okay, but still stressed about our financial problems. I had to go to the store and get a few things for supper, and when I came home. It was like this horrible bad feeling came over me. I started to feel angry and wanted to cry but didnt know why. Well (sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) I soon found out that my feelings were justified. My oldest boy Derek whos been helping us out paying our bills etc. Was told to go home today along with his bro Chris and all the other guys that were at the plant to were told to go home till Monday. Seems there isnt any work comming in and Derek might be temporary laid off but as to how long not sure. I just started to cry my heart out. All I could think of there goes every thing we ever had and now strike 3 we're out for good. We will have lost every thing again for the 3rd time. And I feel so bad for hubby. Another failure is how he is gonna look at this. I said to son well if we lose our home

I Am What I Am
“Angels and Demons” I’m a star I’m a slave I’m a whore I found the door I’m game So lets play I need satisfaction Without delay Crack the whip Wrap me in pain Hit me Kiss me Pleasure and pain Am I mad Or am I sane? Swimming in a river of desire Dancing on a lake of fire Totally free, I’m letting go No attachment, No fear Enjoying the show I’m a star I’m a slave I’m a whore I found the door I know the devil I know his show He sends me demons From down below I know the lord He’s always nigh He sends me angels From up on high All together we dance and sing We love each other Lust is king Angels and Demons Pleasure and Pain Am I mad Or am I sane Warchild 1999

How To Get Help When Older
Now here’s some good advice. HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND CAN'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." George said, "Okay.." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up. Withi

Historical Application
Steinberg needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications to get it. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven. After a successful initial interview with the Encyclopedia of American History, he is called back to meet the Sales Manager. "You say you have experience selling books?" the manager asks. "Oh yes, lots of it," replies Steinberg "And you say you have a master's in American history from the University of Michigan?" the manager asks. "That is correct," replies Steinberg. "American history is my field of study." "Well, then," says the sales manager. "With these qualifications, as soon as I can complete this form, we can get you started in our firm." While the sales manager is making a few notations, Steinberg, obviously pleased with himself, begins to look around the room. Steinberg notices pictures of Washington and Lincoln on the wall. Pointing to the portraits, Stein

Mar-10-09 Canadian Boyfriend/girlfriend
Canadian boyfriend/girlfriend An imaginary or fictional boyfriend or girlfriend. Guy 1: Why haven't we met your girlfriend? You've been dating for more than a year. Guy 2: She's really busy. Guy 1: Oh, yeah, I forgot how busy Canadians can be. Guy 2: What? Guy 1: I'm just saying you've got a Canagian girlfriend, that's all.

So This Is What Its All About...
well....its been a rough 7 months here in MA. and its only going to get harder. The only good thing is th@ work is starting very shortly...and besides th@....its pretty much not the same as things used to be.... things are waaaaay different with mom gone...and dad in the hospital. its almost a matter of time before its just my sister n me left. rp

Deleting
if i dont already have you on my yahoo messenger, add me ...poeticheart08...include your FUBAR name so i know who you are please..thanks...take care. All my pics will be closed down for a while, gonna see if I can just stay away and leave the page idle first, if i cant (cause ummm Im a freaken chronic) then Ill delete...still want you all on my yahoo though cause i wont be around here regardless...hugs Wanda

Converting Mormons
so lets imagine for a moment, that your sitting on the couch with some sexy girl on her knees in front of you. the windows open, blinds up. theres a knock at the door. the girl gets up and looks through the peep hole starts laughing, and calls you over. you look through the peep hole. what do you see? two mormons going door to door to discuss the demorilization of our youth... as you turn back around, she pressess you against the door, drops back down, and continues where she left off. and then you hear one of the people playing there own version of games upstairs, yell out the window to the mormons, "we arent home". doh! be sure to comment

True Friends
"I'm fed up with people who are just interested in pic comments or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my Friends list actually pay attention to me. Let's see who the true friend are

What Remote Button Are You?
You Are Stop Compared to most people, you are very selective. If something isn't going your way, you're ready to put the brakes on it. You have a lot of options in life, and life is too short to do stuff you hate. You don't allow yourself to suffer or be bored. You just move on to the next thing. What Remote Button Are You?

Perfection
as they ask again, "Are you sure you're not perfect?" I smile and laugh, he hasn't got a clue, He doesn't know what I've been through, It's good though, I'm happy like this, So I say, "No hun, once again, I'm not." He looked to the sky, holding me by the waist, Whispering to me while we were embraced, "Well gorgeous, even if you're not perfection, You're so close to it I can't see the difference." I laughed at him as he stared into my eyes, "Do you think this is perfection?" I compromise, He answers with a few words of his own, "This isn't close, it's ... so much more."

Vibrator Mistake
SO one of the guys @ work today is selling his house and was talking about always having to leave @ the worst times so his Realtor could show it. That reminded me of the time that me and the first ex-wife were house shopping and as we were taking a tour of the house in the master bedroom the owner of the house left out on her night stand behind a picture her pink vibrator. As I walked though the house I looked for pictures on the wall of the " housewife " to satisfy my curiosity to whom it belonged to and never did so I still wonder to this day whom the love toy belonged to... D

3 Words
3 words here are three words in this world that when put together mean more than any other These three words are told to one another when two people really care for each other It comes from the heart and the center of your soul When you feel these words you should let them know If you feel it inside and never tell them you may deeply regret not doing so Well I'm writing you this to let you know That I love you baby and I'll never let you go. copyright jas 2008

Boring Flight
Bored during a long flight, an eminent scholar leaned over and woke up the sleeping man next to him to ask if he would like to play a game. "I'll ask you a question," the scholar explained, "and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50." When the man agreed to play, the scholar asked, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Flummoxed, the man handed him $5. "Ha!" said the scholar. "It's 238,857 miles. Now it's your turn." The man was silent for a few moments. Then he asked, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" Puzzled, the scholar racked his brains for an hour--but to no avail. Finally he took out his wallet and handed over $50. "Okay, okay, what is the answer?" the scholar asked. The man said, "I don't know," pulled out a $5 bill, handed it to the scholar, and went back to sleep.

I Was Bored
You're my drug My addiction. The unbreakable bond from which I can't leave. Something about you keeps me. You seem so perfect and yet I know that you are not. You're good with words In a way that most aren't. I could totally see me falling. Will you bend me til I break? Could this be love, Or just my last mistake? Everything about you is quite satisfying. I wanna cry and i'm not sure why. In your arms is where I lay. You don't give me promises that you can't make. So with that I must let you stay. Something about you is just so alluring. You keep me wanting more. This collar you have around me keeps me bound to you. You can be my master and I will set you free. I will be your slave. Bend me til i break.

Whispers Of Love
Listen to the echo As it whispers in your ear It's calling out your name For all the world to hear It's a message from my heart Of words I swear are true It stirs a gentle wind And speaks of love for you Just listen to the birds For I dedicate their tune It will rise the morning Sun While making flowers bloom And butterflies will dance From the whispers in the trees While rainbows fill the sky To a delightful summer breeze So listen with your heart And my voice will come your way And whisper words of love I'll share with you each day copyright jas 2009

Imaginary Leashes
Im suppose to be holding an imaginary leash.... im holding u back and controling your life.... u and i both know thats bullshit... your free u have free will and u have your freedom do what u want u do anyway i dont have it in me to care anymore. my children, my mom, my aunt, my pets, and the few REAL FRIENDS i have left are all that matters. take it or leave it but u hold your own future in your hands fuck it up its your own fault. if u lose everything im not gonna laugh and say i toldu so u will already be picturing me in your head doing it anyway and thats good enough for me :)

I Have Loved
I have loved and been hurt by loveI have seen joy and yet there is painI have breathed and yet i am breathlessIn your presenceConsumed by your beauty the essence of loveI have walked a thousand miles in my shoesOn a road which never endsThrough the driving rains many tears have fallenSwept up in the passage of timeMy heart will linger in the moonlightAs i breathe the ocean breeze tonightFor on the horizon there is a new dayA story still left untoldFor the dreamer dreams of hopeAnd a lover feels with their heartSo why is it human natureFor us to tear ourselves apart??

My True Age
11-20 Your true age is very young! You are very energetic and refuse to act like your parents did just yet. You have successfully managed to prolong your youthful days and others can clearly see it. But who cares what other people think! You love to be free and unbound to the constraints of life!

Who Is She
There was another birthday party,To which I was obliged to go,The same old routine,They’re all just for show.I sat there out of place,Worried what people would think,Playing the doting boyfriend,Buying all the drinks.The small talk occupied us,As the drinks they did flowAnd the chemically enhanced happinessSoon began to show.To the dance floor I went,Intoxicated and amusedTo dance with complete strangersWho all looked a bit bemusedI can dance well when I’m drunk,That’s what I say,Although that isn’t always the consensus,When soba the next dayThere was a pretty girlBubbly and light,Once she’d caught my eye,She was the only thing in sight.To the song ‘Happy’ we continuedWith constant eye contactHolding her in my arms,Mesmerised by the trackIn circles we turned,As did her flowing curly hair,As for the room around us,That had become a complete blur.The dance floor had cleared,We had caused outrage,To the toilets she ranAs I sheepishly returned fro

Weird
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When*a*regular*bitch*wont*do.....
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE CORNY WHEN I THINK OF YOU OH BABY I GET SO HORNY EAT ME BEAT ME BITE ME BLOW ME SUCK ME FUCK ME OH SO VERY SLOWLY AND IF YOU KISS ME BABY DON'T BE SASSY USE YOUR TONGUE AND MAKE IT NASTY

Incubus - I Miss You
To see you when I wake up Is a gift I didn't think could be real. To know that you feel the same as I do Is a three-fold, Utopian dream. You do something to me that I can't explain. So would I be out of line if I said "I miss you"? I see your picture. I smell your skin on The empty pillow next to mine. You have only been gone ten days, But already I'm wasting away. I know I'll see you again Whether far or soon. But I need you to know that I care, And I miss you.

Mscharlotte2u Show Her Lots Of Love!
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My Middle Son
I have a middle son who I love with all my heart but that boy is so irrespondsible in keeping his word. We have asked him on several occassions to help us with a project at home that need another pair of hands. He agrees to help but then when the time comes, he has excuses why he cant. I know he has his own life and eventually is suppose to get married but ! How sad is it when he will drop all hes doing to go help his future mother and father in law and when it comes to his own family turned a blind eye. I have spoken to him on several occassions and it falls on deft ears . I ask hubby to speak to him and he just mumbles and says whats the point. I wish I could sit him down and tell him just how much it upsets his dad and I with out him getting all pissy with us and walking out the door. I feel so lost

Awesome
I don't know y i like 2 use this word awesome maybe because i like 2 meet really awesome ppl,or b cuz i'm especially awesome! maybe it's cuz i live in the awesomeness of my own mind. or because i'm wishing sum really awesome ppl will rate this blog a 10 ty 4 reading my stupidly kool extradinary awesome blog.

Vodka, Vicodin, & V
Why do you think they put labels on pill bottles like: Taking more of this medication than recommended may cause serious breathing problems? R U FUCKING SERIOUS? Is this a "How To" commit suicide lable? or an actaul warning for those who...wait a minute, those who would take the drud as perscribed wouldnt need such a label...so is this for fear of those who "might" abuse it? Then why the fuck are you giving it to them? Liquor has so many cons and negatives; but all I want to focus on is how the government keeps this poison alive even though it kills more people than smallpox every year. Drunk driving alone - I have lost a brother-in-law that I truly loved over this shit. But fuck it throw some tax on it and lower the alcohol rating so that after you take a sip you can't drive. Yeah, this will save lives...I mean no, this will bring in money. FUCKERS! So my third entry is simply V. I speak of the V of the female anatomy. Studying such in a way that I have lead me to realize: In be

Not Over 40 Yet...
...but I've pretty much been this way for years. LOL This is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier t

Little Mann From A Land Of Spice And Curry-rap
sHort man came from a far eastern land a dreamers gotta dream to fill his heart desire to be heard music from the city light has lead to seek you out to place where people die daily in quicksand flows of music that drift little man to a new land facing with a new hands a fiens addiction for fire rock reminisse of there first hit passions their heart with conpirecy as customer sneak,hide,and avoid the popo for just to chance switch 20 bucks for a dub from a man while hes standing but we all gotta eat someway so folks please understand them it’s at an era where taking care of your self takes an earlier age if you want to be able last in this game, twelves yeara old trying

New Flavor Of Ice Cream
New Flavor Icecream!! > In Honor of the 44th> President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, " Barocky Road .">>> Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half> Chocolate, and surrounded> By Nuts and Flakes.>>> The Vanilla portion of the mix is not> openly advertised and usually Denied as an> ingredient.>> The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard> to

Montebello High School & Usa Flag Upside Down
here's an email my wife got at work that pist me off....... I guess they already finished their English homework!!! Montebello High School in California You will not see this heart-stopping photo on the front page of the NY Times, nor on the lead story of the major news networks. The protestors at Montebello High School took the American flag off the school's flag pole and hung it upside down while putting up the Mexican flag over it. (*See pictures below*) I predict this stunt will be the nail in the coffin of any guest-worker/a

Lil Pushy This Month
Libra - May 2009Venus squares Pluto on May 2 and your thoughts could be tangled to some extent. Perhaps you make unnecessary demands on your partner. While it's true that it's impossible to make someone love you, you may try your best to get the attention you desire this month. Mercury moves into retrograde motion on May 6 and there could be promises made that will never be kept. The truth comes out when Saturn moves into direct motion on May 16. On May 27 the kind of satisfaction you're looking for is within your grasp when those two heavyweights, Jupiter and Neptune, find themselves in the house of fun, games, and romantic gambling. A chance you take could just pay off today. The Quarter Moon on May 31 is in the behind-the-scenes twelfth house, and that's just where you want to spend the day.

How To Perform Felatio Like A Pro By A Female Doctor Friend Of Mine
How to Perform Fellatio Like a Pro Most men love receiving it; not as many women love giving it. While lots of women do enjoy performing oral sex on their male partners, some women really hate it--in fact, I know one woman who absolutely refuses to do it. "He gets it once a year, on his birthday," she says proudly, while in the next breath bragging about how good he is at cunnilingus. Some men won't even consider dating a woman if she refuses to give head. "I always make sure to ask for a blow job the first time we get naked," says another friend. "That way if she says no, I can stop dating her before we get too serious." Women who don't like it complain that it takes too long, is uncomfortable and tastes funny. Men complain that they don't get it as often as they'd like, and when they do, it doesn't last long enough. Ah, fellatio: the relationship deal breaker. But it doesn't have to be! If done properly, you can please your man in five minutes or less--about the same time it takes to

Well Here I Am
I am an artist, first and foremost, if you can look at the world and think "oh its stupid"... then I probably dont want much to do with you. that being said, go check out my artwork at http://prophet118.deviantart.com Maybe im not the best, maybe im the worst, but I do it because it makes me happy to create something

'twilight' Publisher Releasing New Titles Tied To The Franchise
'Twilight' publisher releasing new titles tied to the franchise May 7, 2009, 07:01 AM | by Entertainment Weekly Categories: Books Stephenie Meyer might have already released her Twilight finale, but that doesn't mean fans of the franchise will have to let go of the series just yet. Little, Brown will be publishing several books this fall that are tied in with the franchise. Along with movie tie-in literature for this year's New Moon adaptation, the publisher will also release a limited special edition of Breaking Dawn, as well as journals that feature cover art for all four books. According to a press release from the publisher, the Breaking Dawn Special Edition, on stands Aug. 4, will include a DVD of the Breaking Dawn concert series and interviews with Meyer. Those who pick up the hardcover book can also expect a poster and reproduction of handwritten lyrics for “My Never,” by Blue October’s Justin Furstenfeld. The Twilight Journals (pictured), out Oct. 13,

Songs Through The Years (1969 Top-100
The Top 100 Songs of 19691. Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In 5th Dimension2. In The Year 2525 Zager & Evans3. Get Back Beatles4. Sugar, Sugar Archies5. Everyday People Sly & Family Stone6. Honky Tonk Woman Rolling Stones7. Dizzy Tommy Roe8. Wedding Bell Blues 5th Dimension9. I Can't Get Next To You Temptations10. Crimson and Clover Tommy James & Shondells11. Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye Steam12. Love Theme from Romeo & Juliet Henry Mancini13. Leaving On A Jet Plane Peter, Paul & Mary14. Someday We'll Be Together Supremes15 Come Together Beatles16. Suspicious Minds Elvis Presley17. Crystal Blue Persuasion Tommy James & Shondells18. Proud Mary Creedance Clearwater Revival19. Spinning Wheel Blood, Sweat & Tears20. You've Made Me So Very Happy Blood, Sweat & Tears21. A Boy Named Sue Johnny Cash22. Hot Fun In The Summertime Sly & Family Ston

My Mother's Day.....and Other Such Crap.
Today is Mother's Day. I'm a Mom. But I had to work. My daughter came over yesturday to give me a MD present. She got me a DVD player cuz my other one is broken. Ya know what?? I got the bestest kid is the world. I wish there was a Bestest Kid Day. She deserves it. I love you Stephani. Malma :D oh yeah, and for some other crap, I celebrated Mom's day gettin stoned outta mah mind!!! WOOT! hehehe do do do do do do do do do do hehehe

U Make Me Wanna Lyrics
[chorus]K-I-S-S me(and i just wanna make)love, love, love(i love it when you say)K-I-S-S me(and i just wanna make)love, love, love[verse 1]ayo the crib got your friends workinwe travelin to france for french curtainsyou was there when i was on the bench hurtinnow that i own my teamits only right that i condone my queentry to show her my dreamand i cant let her get lost nowshe carries the money, the hammers and material across townand understand shes fineand understand shes mineshe understands the grindcooks, cleans and ironsand whatever she wanna push, ima co-sign itand if i aint got it already then ima go find iti guess im a lucky donand shes a lucky queencuz her jewlery box looks like lucky charmsall color stonesand she know im in the hoodbut she also knows that im comin homemr. raspy thought i was in love with moneytil the first time we did tha nasty[chorus]K-I-S-S me(and i just wanna make)love, love, love(i love it when you say)K-I-S-S me(and i just wanna make)love, love, love[vers

Golf Lesson
This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one morning he relented and off they went. The first hole was a par 3, 179 yards, and very pretty. The husband stepped up first and said, "Now watch me, and do the same thing." He hit a beautiful shot and landed on the green with about 30 feet to the cup.The wife stepped up, drilled her ball, causing it to hook, ricochet off a tree, bounce off a rock and roll up onto the green - dropping into the cup. The husband looked at this, and said, "OK, now you know how to play, let's go home."

Laser Surgery
becuse iam tire of telling one by one what happen i thought i just do another blog on may14 i had my laser surgery to blast the kidney stone in my body it hurts like hell but i had worse specially the time i had my spneel removed anywaysits going to take me a long time to recover some times its hard to walk and half the time i sleep alot for the people who think iam making this up i do got pics to prove i did have this done i already uploaded one pic its not the best but you have to do with what you got

You Found Me
Mindless scribbles in a margin, eyes vacant of hope. Fighting through pain, succeeding, but failing miserably. Digging into a deeper hole, you pulled up my hand. You helped me out, sharpening my dull vision. Helping me through lies, holding through the pain. A mindless scribble has meaning, hope for eternal bliss, you found me. Jessa, there will never be words for me to ever express how I feel about you...you are by far one of the most unique and amazing person I have in my life. I hope that never CHANGES either. Rusty, I have only one word for you "love" you are n will always be special to me ... you gave me alot more than you will ever realize n for that I am grateful. I miss my friend....

If There Isn't A God (repost)
If there isn't God, then I am a foolBecause every day I thank Him for youEvery moment we share, every word we exchangeGives me a reason to thank Him againFrom the moment we met, to the here and nowGives me a reason to make this vowGod if You'll keep her in my life to stayI will have one sure reason to kneel down and prayAnd if there isn't a God, that's quite alrightAs long as you're there by my side

Kink
She Likes It Rough She Like Soft when she gets it she cant help but faint. She likes her whips she like her chains and she likes a lot of pain theres no one to blame she just likes what she likes. She wears her leather she wears her spikes she wears her collar and she wears her high heels. this woman is kinky and she likes it and i like it too.

Songs Through The Years (1991 Top-100
. (Everything I Do) I Do It For You, Bryan Adams2. I Wanna Sex You Up, Color Me Badd3. Gonna Make You Sweat, C+C Music Factory4. Rush Rush, Paula Abdul5. One More Try, Timmy T6. Unbelievable, EMF7. More Than Words, Extreme8. I Like The Way (The Kissing Game), Hi-Five9. The First Time, Surface10. Baby, Baby, Amy Grant11. Motownphilly, Boyz II Men12. Because I Love You (The Postman Song), Stevie B13. Someday, Mariah Carey14. High Enough, Damn Yankees15. From A Distance, Bette Midler16. All The Man That I Need, Whitney Houston17. Right Here, Right Now, Jesus Jones18. I Adore Mi Amor, Color Me Badd19. Love Will Never Do (Without You), Janet Jackson20. Good Vibrations, Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch Featuring Loleatta Holloway21. Justify My Love, Madonna22. Emotions, Mariah Carey23. Joyride, Roxette24. Romantic, Karyn White25. I Don't Wanna Cry, Mariah Carey26. Hold You Tight, Tara Kemp27. You're In Love, Wilson Phillips28. Every Heartbeat, Amy Grant29. Sensitivity, Ralph Tresvant30. Touch

The Fray - You Found Me
I found God On the corner of First and Amistad Where the west Was all but won All alone Smoking his last cigarette I said, "Where you been?" He said, "Ask anything". Where were you When everything was falling apart? All my days Were spent by the telephone It never rang And all I needed was a call It never came To the corner of First and Amistad Lost and insecure You found me, you found me Lyin' on the floor Surrounded, surrounded Why'd you have to wait? Where were you? Where were you? Just a little late You found me, you found me In the end Everyone ends up alone Losing her The only one who's ever known Who I am Who I'm not, who I wanna be No way to know How long she will be next to me Lost and insecure You found me, you found me Lyin' on the floor Surrounded, surrounded Why'd you have to wait? Where were you? Where were you? Just a little late You found me, you found me Early morning The city breaks I've been callin' For years and years and years and years And you never left me n

Beef Prices
It's a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop which has a sign in the window saying "Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per pound" The man says, "I'm having a cookout this weekend. I'd like 5 pounds of your ground sirloin, please." The butcher shakes his head and says, "Sorry. I'm all out." The man, disappointed goes down the street to another butcher shop and asks, "How much is your ground sirloin?" The proprietor replies, "It's $3.29 per pound." "Three twenty nine!?!" exclaimed the customer. "Just up the street he sells it for 29 cents!" The butcher smiles calmly at the gentleman and asks, "Does he have any?" "No. He's out of it right now." "Well," says the butcher. "When I don't have any, I can sell it for 19 cents per pound!"

No Work And No Play Makes Jerm A Madman
nothing! im waiting on an art show to sell my artwork to make something. if it wasnt for family to bail my ass out...i'd be sparin' for change for anti-seizure pills. seeing that i work for my dad and no one is calling us. i cant ask for overtime or extra days. we have zero jobs lined up. im screwwed for now. so hopefully i can sell some of this artwork at The Art Exchange. im not going to get rich or maybe not even bum rich but at least i can make some connections. i can try and sell what i got for the least bit amount of money too. if this economy is bad...then haha...its worse over here. so the prices go down. im not a fcukin master well known needed artist anyway. so i guess if i sell anything again it'll be a hit for me. a good hit. a smack on the ass not a smack in the face. haha this is what happens when you get your head stuck in the stars and clouds. even if you want to come down its too late. im already there. ive got a reason to be happy though. money is

Is Cyber Sex Cheating?
This is something that really depends on your relationship and how your partner defines cheating. Some people are more possessive than others and hold different values to fidelity. When does it become cheating? When physical contact is made? When emotions come into play? We all have our own sense of when that line is crossed. These are things that need to be known so you know where that line is if you do not want to cross it. When in doubt, if it feels like cheating, then most likely it is. Cyber sex has been known to cause some nasty splits so brushing it off as 'only fantasy' or “harmless fun” might work for you but the question is what does your partner think? While any relationship has its share of compromises this is one of those topics which usually does not debate well… it’s either ok or it’s very, VERY not ok. And chances are you probably already have an idea which one. Now assuming it is ok, there are some things to consider carefully if you don&

Rain Fantasy
It had been raining hard for most of day. Master looks up from the television and looks down at me in His lap. "I think it's the right weather for your rain fantasy slave" He smiles wickedly. "Yes Master" i reply smiling as i slide of Masters lap and stand in front of Him "Go get yourself dressed. I need to find something" Master walks out the room. Quickly i head for the bedroom and start to dress in white bra, white suspender belt. black stockings, white blouse and black skirt. Making sure everything is in place before going back into living-room to wait for Masters return. After a few minutes Master returns with a bag. He looks me over and nods and moves towards the door. Quickly i follow Master out to the car. He heads out for the countryside. Stopping at a densely wooded area. He smiles over at me and W/we exit the car. Rain pouring down soaking O/our clothes to O/our skin as W/we make O/our way deeper into the woods. Master notices a tree stump and stops. He smiles. "Here w

In The Pretend World
In the pretend world We all are very awake In the pretend world We all look sterile and fake In this atmosphere We all could chatter for days In the pretend world We never admit our mistakes But in the real world Were hiding alone and ashamed And we cant live while Because were addicted to pain You see I cannot feel this No matter how you try In the real world We cant deny In the pretend world We gaze into empty eyes We have to amuse ourselves With adultery tales and white lines But in the real world Where fools tormented for sport We just stitch up our mouths So we cant admit or retort You see I cannot say this Please don't ask me why In the real world We cant deny You see I cannot feel this No matter how you try In the real world We cant deny You see I cannot say this Please don't ask me why In the real world We cant deny In my pretend world We all are very awake In this atmosphere We all look starstruck and vague You see I never loved you No matter how you tried In the real w

Island Of The Misfit Boys : Junior Banditos
christopher.: oh my gosh. i have seen it all. a 51 year old mom got her 12 & 14 year old sons, and their friends to commit armed robbery. really, wtf?xxxx: whoa lolchristopher.: wait, wait... damn them ... there were three men, too. 18, 20 & 20christopher.: i like the imagery of the junior banditos.xxxx: lolchristopher.: i do. that's hollywood movie, style christopher.: it'd be like Island of the Lost Boys 2 : What Happens when they Come Homexxxx: hahachristopher.: yeah... i'm a dork, but stillchristopher.: i can picture it... a group of five kids, four boys 12-15 and one girl, maybe 16, as kind of the ring leader, and they all run away from home... like the goonies, but for criminals.christopher.: but it's not crimes for crimes sake, see... these kids, their homelives suck... abusive fathers, neglective mothers... and they have to leave, they have to get out and save themselves. they steal and shit to survive. that's all. xxxx: there has to be one older boy..christopher.: why?xxxx: ha

You Ever Love Someone
YOU EVER LOVE SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU FEEL THEM BREATHE THEM TASTE THEM EVERY MOMENT YOU ARE AWAKE YOU CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT CAUSE YOU TOSS AND TURN WONDERING WHAT IS HE DOING IS HE THINKING OF ME RIGHT NOW DOES HE LOVE ME LIKE I DO HIM CAN HE SEE HOW MUCH I DO CLOSING YOUR EYES AN IMAGE FILLS THE AIR SO DETAILED FROM COUNTLESS HOURS OF TRACING THEIR FACE WITH FINGERTIPS KISSES JUST LOOKING AT THEM THIS FEELING IS LIKE NO OTHER IF ITS TRUE AND FOR REAL YOU WILL KNOW CAUSE YOU WILL LOOK UP WHETHER ITS DAY OR NIGHT AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE FEELING

My Life In Pain
Written December 9, 1997 By Aimee Buchanan Woa to you who I cry out in pain. For thy heart is sadden in thine eyes. To what do we mean to be in pain, And have the need to cry. Sleep and never awaken, For yander lies the stars of heaven. To which thy wondering eyes do follow. What honor should they bestow upon. Thee that greives in such pain. If it be the moringin star; I cast thee to flee. Flee and take no prisoner, To leave thy lighted bosom. For I will never follow the darken morning star. Tho the king of heaven stays with me, But never leads me astray Yet ask me not what I shall believe in but what i shall not believe in For which he might be the guide in my life. I beg for thee to not leave me to cry in pain And suffer torn and strif. For today of all days is when I shall see the light.

A Poem
I took a journey on a highway through life no one picked me up"cept myself Scares me to know that very few care to see a desperate man They look but they do not see; They have eyes but they don't want to see I tooka journey on a highway through life No one picked me up 'cept myself Scares me to know that very few care To see a desperate man on a highway singin' to himself And laughin' at the world as it goes by But I'm just laughin at myself

My Mind Goes In A Million Directions
Since the economy has been blasted on the news every day. I tend now not to watch it, as I am depressed to the max and dont want to deal with any more crap then I am. It didnt really bother me at first, because hubby was working and so was older son. But then it hit.....Hubbys company went on a 4 day work week and son got laid off. Bingo right on clue, my depression hit me like a mac truck. I realized then we might lose our home and any thing of value. It got so bad, I was crying over stupid shit. I am worried yes, but hubby keeps telling me as of Sept the work share program is no more. Derek finally got on UI so that will help and I pray he will be back to work before its gone. I honestly hate hate hate being this way. No one understand what a person goes through when your in your dark place. Every thing seems 100 times worse then it is. You dont think your acting any different to your family and resent the fact they tell you your acting like a Bitch. You see them as

What Now
I looked forward to sleep. Sometimes I dream, and you are there. And then I realize, Here's the reality of my life I've come to hate. Careless whispers heated the coldness of my smile. Once upon a time, Long sexy strokes of confidence coloured my skin, Because then, You were there. I don't know if I'll ever forget How you made everything to me Seem complete. You were the passion underneath the harshness of those tidal waves. They used to sink me and drown me. And then, You gave your breath to me, And then I tasted the sweet flavor of life. Now, I need to break the intricate web, You have woven around me. Safety cradles me like a soft lullaby. But then, That was the only song I wanted to hear. And then, you threw it away. Bittersweet sensations, Lingered like an unwanted scar. You hid me far away from the painful truth, And then You tossed your heart high into the nighttime sky. Far enough, I cried because I couldn't see it. Now, I look forward to sleep. I can dream, When you were there

Love
I want the love that everyone envies.....respect.....the laughter....2 be so connected you know what eachother are going to say next.....that you love one another so much you feel that person in your heart @ all times..... Anyone can say I LOVE YOU but its when two hearts become one that you are true SOUL MATES.....Not everyone will experience that.....But when you do you will know it......

Boobies
BOOBIES! I love boobs, big and small, I love boobs, best of all. I think boobs are lots of fun, I think boobs are number one. I think boobs are really neat, they make me want to beat my meat. I love boobs covered in lace, I love boobs rubbing my face. I love boobs in leather black, those are huge, do they hurt your back? I love boobs in bras of silk, make me want to say "got milk"? I love boobs in a college dorm, and in a nurse's uniform. I love boobs in tight red sweaters, or stretching against a t-shirt's letters. I love boobs in t-shirts wet, hey you with the nice boobs, have we met? I love boobs in skimpy swim wear, I'm sorry, I can't help but stare. I saw your cleavage from above, with your boobs I am in love. Your boobs are giving me a stiffy, I'll have my pants off in a jiffy. Your boobs have given me an erection, I want to do them without protection. Your boobs have made me want to suck them. I even want to titty-fuck them.

July 19th
Ok i am posting shows in ny, philly, mo, maine, and mass for my friends in those areas who want to find good shows...if you go to this one let me know cause I WILL BE THERE SUNDAY JULY 19TH CLUB EUROPA 8PM BROOKLYN, NY 20 DOLLARS 18+ SHOW Anti Nowhere League / Duane Peters / Cobra Skulls / Ashers (Mark from The Unseen) / Stigma (Vinnie Stigma of Agnostic Front) / Jakked Rabbits < buy tickets here and yes I WILL BE AT THIS FOOKIN SHOW

Pimpin' On Fubar
This takes the cake. I objected to the level title of "Pimp" when my account was at that level bcause I'm not a pimp, and I don't find anything honorable about being a pimp. Pimps are sexual predators, their victims are the ladies they exploit in their "stable" and in no way do I want to be associated with the term either in the walking world or online. Having said that, there is now a new "feature" on Fubar known as the Pimp Hand. This allows any Fubar member willing to spend the bling credits to have the ability to shut down any other member at will. So in essence they've handed over admin-like powers to anyone willing to spend real money on the site. Fuck that.

I Love Live Shows.
So I went to a show at a local bar and saw this band, Ten Year Vamp. They were pretty amazing. The singer is really that hot, and she's a lesbian. Bonus. The bass player is beyond incredible. I found a pick on the floor between sets. Like a total geek I grabbed it. That's really all I have to offer, other than seeing a chick rock that much makes my dream of being in a band even more desirable. Maybe that'll be the next goal I shoot for. :D http://www.tenyearvamp.com

Shopping Plan
In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son. As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him whisper conspiratorially to the child; "You know, if we really mess this up, we'll never have to do it again."

God Is Imaginary (am I Sick)
If I soak my hands in others blood am I sickIf I wash my hands in others blood am I sickIf I drench myself in others blood am I sickIf I bathe myself in others blood am I sickNo life, no mind, nothing left insideLiving for the lies (I am the walking zombie)Brainwashed, so lost, what's the point in tryingWhat's the point in fighting (You'll never understand me)No votes, no choice, no true realityMentally controlled, never to be set freeNot me, I'm addicted to sinnin'Killing everything you believe (God is imaginary)Babble, babble, bitch, bitch and break the fuckin' crucifixTake a sip of this potion that be so murderousThese verse ain't for the religious or the weak at heartI represent the wicked and I'm creepin' out from the darkI got a story to tell, so kiddies listen up wellI've been through hell and I think I know it very wellThis ain't no fairytale I never had it easyConstantly harassed and brainwashed into believingStealing money for drugs, name it I've tried itSlit my wrists for th

The Definition Of "fu"
Fu From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Fu (surname)) Jump to: navigation, search Look up fu, FU, or Fu in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. Fu may refer to: Fu (Technology, especially computer related) (used as a suffix) - relating to a person - Possessing superior skills in an art; relating to an artifact - representing an expression of high art. code-fu, Perl-fu, C-fu, etc. Fu (literature), a Chinese genre of rhymed prose Fu (kana), a symbol in Japanese syllabaries Fu County, in Shaanxi, China Fu Foundation School of Engineering and Applied Science Fu, Nepal Fu, a type of prepared wheat gluten in Japanese cuisine Fu, a prefecture-level administrative subdivision in Japan (see prefectures of Japan) and ancient China (see Zhou (country subdivision). Fu, a term for some of the

Dawn Of The Day Of The Night Of The Evil Dead (original)
Huntin' Down Infected And I'm Choppin' 'Em UpHands Gripped Around My Axe And It's Covered In BloodSwinging Down On Skulls So Disease Don't SpreadA Disease That Turn The Living To The Living DeadGotta Split The Head, The Heart Don't PumpCut It All The Way Off Leave The Neck A Bloody StumpIt's Been Twenty-Eight Days And I'm Still AliveI'm Suprised And I'm Wondering How Long I'll SurviveOr Fall Victim To This Epidemic Becoming One of ThemEither Way It Goes The Future's Looking Pretty DimBut This Will Make A Damn Good Evil Dead ThreeWith The Flesh Falling Off And The Sounds Are Getting EerieI'm Not Bruce Campbell Where's The Camera I Wanna Film ThisWhen The Brain's Severed The Body's Once Again LifelessFor Documentation of Why I Slaughtered These PeopleI Was Killing Off The Dead All The Residence of EvilDawn of The Dead Won't Let Me GoFind The Way And Let Me KnowI May Never Get OutThe Dead Keep Circling Round And RoundDay of The Dead My Darkness FallsBlood Keeps Gushing Out My SkullI Live

Today I Smiiled
Today I smiled, and all at once Things didn't look so bad. Today I shared with someone else, A little bit of hope I had. Today I sang a little song, And felt my heart grow light. I walked a happy little mile, With not a cloud in sight. Today I worked with what I had, And longed for nothing more, And what had seemed like only weeds, Were flowers at my door. Today I loved a little more, And complained a little less. And in the giving of myself, I forgot my weariness. ~~~~~DSMH~~~~~

I..
know I don't deserve to feel the way I do ppl have it way worse than me but theres this creeping lonely meloncholy thats starting to effect the way I feel and how I view things. I feel like alot of what I hear ppl tell me is a show something thought out and played for me so as to make me feel good about myself like noone is genuine and i'm talking to patronizing department store maniqines. I don't know if what I just said is true but it sure as hell feels true My only comfort the one light I have beyond anythng else is music but even then theres the impending doom of daylight signaling another day filled with the promise of diffrent hues of greys because honestly is there anything else?

Gambling
Sooo...Putin has banned all casinos in the entire Russia, nationwide. I have REALLY mixed feelings about it. Being from Moscow, I cannot explain the amount of fuckin casinos that littered my beautiful city, bringing all sorts of shady oil mafia magnates. As if Moscow wasn't ALREADY a cesspool of illegal activity in the entire country, they all had to come down to those fuckin casinos. BUT...I cant even fathom how many underground gambling holes will open up...

We Can Forget...
Here I go again...Questioning myself, Was she right? am I really crazy?,Extracting falsehood from her shelf?,DAMN IT!!!!STOP WITH THE DOUBT!!!,We know who we are!,Calm again...no longer a shout,Yet here I go pacing the floor,Nerves racing, I reach for a smoke,And head for the door,Yes a smoke will do, it will do just fine,But only for a moment,As I am unconciously locked in my mind,What if shes right and I am truely flawed?,Explanations for the letting of blood,Scarred flesh previously clawed,STOP IT!! TAKE A DRAG OF YOUR CIGERETTE!,Let the nicotine take its hold, We'll close our eyes and just try to forget it,Let go and let loose the penitration,For to ponder this is little more,Than a mind fucking repeatitive masturbation...

Untitled
All day and all night I think of you I say I love you, and you say I love you too Forever I am yours, you are forever mine You are the angel of my life that I have been hoping for The girl I dream of every night I never thought something so perfect could happen to me Then I met you and everything changed From the look in your eyes, to the way you talk, I know for a fact I want to be with you and you alone Around you I act as I am and nothing more I am acting as I am in love, only it isn't acting for every breath I take, I am grateful to be alive But more grateful if you would be my wife You mean so much, yet the effort is little No matter what I do, I try to make you smile Then again it is my job as your man All day and all night I think of you I know I love you but do you love me too From dusk to dawn and dawn until dusk You will always be my baby girl, forever and always

Ordering Doesn't = Dom
bondk2050: hiMe: *waving smilie*bondk2050: 35m here bondk2050: divorced and live alone bondk2050: uMe: I don't answer ASL because the info is available. Have a good one.bondk2050: r u there baby bondk2050: ok if uwana c2c u can pm me Me: Why would I want to C2C?bondk2050: if u dont like it is ok Me: I know it's okay and it's obvious you didn't bother to look at my profile either.Me: Had you done that, you wouldn't have asked my ASL or asked about the cambondk2050: r u sub bondk2050: i didnt ask u Me: Again..obvious you didn't look at the profile. Night.bondk2050: if i want see u just oprder u to open ur cam bondk2050: orderMe: LOL You're joking right? If you think that's what it means to be Dom then you ain't oneMe: Order me *laughing smilie*bondk2050: shut up bitch Me: Get a fucking life you wanna beMe: I order you to get a life...Woooo...lookie me...now I'm DOM!Me: *laughing smilie*Me: Loserbondk2050: realy u r fuking bitch bondk2050: u will not see my dick Me: You say that like I'm

Post June 30th
We have been looking forward to the historic day in the Iraq War of June 30th for a long time. I’m sure a lot of people have been also. A major change was put out for us prior to the day. Leading up, our platoon had been running daily and nightly “joint” patrols throughout Baghdad. The night before June 30th, four soldiers from our brigade were killed and we ourselves don’t know all the details. Everything around us leading up to the 30th had a spike in violence and we expected to be quite busy on the day of the turnover. On June 30th, an order was put out for US troops to refrain from rolling out of the wire and into sector. Instead, we stood by ready to roll on QRF (quick reaction force) in case Baghdad turned upside down. I will say this until my dying day but the Iraqi Army is good for their people. I would not have them patrolling our streets in America. But they know their people better than we do, so I say they are more than ready. They feel they are r

Me
If I was your girlfriend would I be the first thing on your mind when u wake up and the last thing you thought of before going to sleep? Love is kinda tricky it can feel amazing but then hurt so bad the next minute. Why is it so hard to find a good man who shows me the love and affection I think I deserve? Am I not hot enough? Intelligent enough? Men are so hard to fucking understand and I am about over trying. I shouldn't have to beg for a mans attention he should want to give it to me.

Update
Ok so I have a temporary fix for my internets. I ended up having to buy sooo much more than I anticipated for the apartment so I'm a little strapped on funds right now. But I'm still alive and stuff. I missed some of you lovely people. Kinda sucks that some of you didn't even seem to notice my absense.

Changes
I have recently made some changes....physical ones, but still changes none the less. I've pulled away as I am so good at doing for several reasons, because in solitude I can eventually find peace. So I yanked up my stakes and moved my sons to a land far, far away (yes, that is sarcasm). While I don't regret this decision by any means, I am having a reality check and it has sunk it what I have done. We have a tendency to get lost and since it's just been days, as of yet we have no friends or comfort zone. Now this appeals greatly to me and my sense of adventure but....now I am scared. I've always been in places where I have friends and family (if I choose to go around them) but now I have neither. I know my reasons for doing what I have done and it's too late to change it even if I wanted to. I just wonder if I am the only person who is constantly looking for something. Punishing yourself for invisible "wrongs" and all the while saying I don't deserve it or if I just do th

So True
Last week, a tidal wave of human sorrow, extending to the outermost reaches of Chicagoland, touched many area families, including my own. What sounded like a macabre tale from Edgar Allan Poe has for many been hell on earth. My state of mind modulated somewhere between fury and numbness, as I listened to confirmation of the grisly details. Amid the constant reporting, my frantic search for the documents related to my father and grandmother's burial at Burr Oak Cemetery continued, only momentarily suspended, when I raised my head to watch Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart's passionate plea for patience while law enforcement officials conducted their investigation. There they were, exactly where I had placed them, safe and secure among my most personal possessions. In what was an unexpected find, along with the officially embossed documents confirming their interment, was a receipt stamped paid-in-full, for a burial lot for my mother at Burr Oak Cemetery. As I read the words on the envelop

Surgery
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

Hypnotist At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300 seniors came to see the show.Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.'SHIT!' said the Hypnotist.It took three days to clean up the Senior Center ...

Bay And Dom Getting Fu-hitched Tomorrow! Be There!!!
FRIDAY NIGHT IN ANARCHY RADIO! MY BIG BROTHER AND BIG SISTER OF ANARCHY RADIO GETTING FU-MARRIED!!! BAYS BIRTHDAY IS GONNA BE A BASH TO BE REMEMBERED!!! ITS A BIG EVENT AND WE NEED ALL OF OUR FRIENDS THERE TO JOIN IN ON THE FESTIVITIES!!!!!!!!!! SO BE THERE!!!!!!! KICK ASS TUNES, GREAT FRIENDS, and A MFKN FU-MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!!! BEST WISHES TO BAY AND DOM! LOVE YOU GUYSSSSSSS!!!! FRIDAY NIGHT! MIDNIGHT CENTRAL TIME! IF YOU NEED ANY OTHER DETAILS HIT ME UPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

Party And Bullshit
[Intro]Black Walt told me,If you want a bonafide bangerYou gotta start with a hard ass kick and snare, YeahAdd some dope ass music around it and a hard emceeAnd you got it, HaEvery night seem like we celebratin birthdays (Ohhhh)Cause rappin on planet earth paysSmellin like Ver-sace or is it Versace?You got me sloppy from poppin these Oxy'sAnd shot's of Saki, copyAll you ladies in here, I am sharing woodI just wanna lay between you and ram square intoCause when it comes to woman, Your man Aaron's goodI done been inside of more woman than planned parenthoodI got more bottles than new born babies for you porn ladiesI want you to drink up 'till you horn crazy and rape meTill I'm lazy and achyWant to get shady and tape me?Okay baby, Let's say we tape me inflating your tracheI'm just partying, I ain't lettin the tools spitI ain't tryna have you haterz layin below the pool pit40 acres and a mule sit in my garage with a cool kitEat, Drink and be merry, mane and miss me...With all that bullshit

Sicktanick
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Let's Write Together And See What Comes Out!
Okay, object is a joint story. LOL.. Just for shits and giggles.. add a line to the last one.. muah! This morning, when I awoke, I wanted to look at the lovely sunrise, but when I opened my window, much to my surprise..... (Begin here)

Lady Gaga? Ok For Young Girls?
Being the insomanic that am i I went to walmart and walked artound the electronic section. There was a group of young girls huddle over the headphones listening to lady gaga They repeated every word she said these girls where every bit of 8 9 and 13 they sung this and i quote the song... it refers to a disco stick she is obviously talking about a penis and sexual acts...heres the lyrics read them closelyshouldnt they age proof music!!let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick(2x)(huh) (2x)I wanna kiss you (huh)but if I do then I might miss you, babe (huh)it's complicated and stupid (huh)got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid (huh)guess he wants to play, wants to playa love game, a love game (huh)hold me and love mejust want touch you for a minutemaybe three seconds is enoughfor my heart to quit itlet's have some fun, this beat is sickI wanna take a ride on your disco stickdon't think too much, just bust that kickI wanna take a ride on your disco sticklet

Silent Tears
A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.

I Can't Go On Living Like This......
I'm sick and tired of living like this. All I've been doing is hibernating, crying and feeling generally sorry for my own ass. Well.....NO MORE!! I'm going to get up, take a shower, and get all decked out! Then I'm going to morph Silver back into my body and go find me a young boy toy to use and abuse for a week then throw him away!! Yea, you heard me correctly!! Silver is BACK baby Better lock up yer younguns!! hehe I'm gonna teach 'em a new way!! Mmuuaahhhahahahahahahahaha!!! WOOT!

Salt And Mensa
Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco, and several members lunched at a local cafe. While dining, they discovered that their saltshaker contained pepper and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the bottles without spilling, and using only the implements at hand? Clearly this was a job for Mensa! The group debated and presented ideas, and finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer. They called the waitress over to dazzle her with their solution. "Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker..." "Oh," the waitress interrupted. "Sorry about that." She unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.

"cove" Movie Hopes To End Japans Dolphin Hunt
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/20... Many have heard of the popular Japanese Whalers who kill whales in the name of "Scientific Purpose", but these Japanese fishermen are open about what their intentions are: and that is to kill dolphins. "Every year on the first of September, in a small town called Taiji on the southeast coast of Japan's Honshu Island, a new fishing season begins: the dolphin season. Twenty-six fishermen in 13 boats corral a few dozen dolphins into a small cove, where they kill the animals by stabbing them repeatedly with long harpoons and knives. The 50-square-foot (4.6-square-meter) inlet turns crimson, as if filled only with blood. In the course of a six-month season, fishermen kill roughly 2,000 dolphins and sell the meat to local supermarkets for about U.S. $500 a dolphin. " - check out link for more info -

Couple Brings Pot Plant To Capitol
http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story... Most lobbyists come to the Capitol with a briefcase, a position paper and a cellphone. At least one arrived with a pot plant, and for this she must answer. Abigail Storm-Eggink, 58, doesn't deny she's the owner of the two 18-inch plants cops took from her in separate incidents recently. One was confiscated by the Albany Police Department on June 30 as she carried it down Pearl Street on her way to the Capitol, where the Kingston woman and her 71-year-old husband, Dan Eggink, have been coming regularly for 14 months -- including the past 10 weeks straight, five days a week -- to protest pot laws. "The police (officer) told me not to walk the street with it, to put it in a plastic bag," she said. A couple of days later, she brought a second plant covered by a bag, and got it past the Capitol's security screeners. It was on the same afternoon as a plant sale outside Empire State Plaza.

Mars
The Red Planet is about to be spectacular!This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter thatwill culminate in the closest approach between the two planets inrecorded history. The next time Mars may come this close isin 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs onMars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only becertain that Mars has not come this close to Earthin the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as60,000 years before it happens again.The encounter will culminate on August 27th whenMars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth andwill be (next to the moon) the brightest object inthe night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide At a modest75-power magnificationMars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye.Mars will be easy to spot. At thebeginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m.and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.By the end of August when the two planets areclosest

Jefferson 200 Years Ago!
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.Thomas Jefferson, (Attributed)3rd president of US (1743 - 1826)

Jim Powell
"Political power is everywhere the most serious threat to liberty. The more power politicians have, and the more able they are to disregard constitutional rules, the more serious the threat. Precedents for expanding government power are sure to be exploited by politicians more dangerous than those who set the precedents." -- Jim Powell

Why Cant I Get Action Here
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Humanity’s Strength In Lotro
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Stuck ( I Write Songs Too..)
I’m through with this and putting all the time in that she never gave to you. I feel so isolated, I’ve tried it all and I just don’t know what to do. So good-bye Garden State Parkway, maybe it’s just better off this way, cause I just can’t hold onto the pain. So what do I do? I just plaster on a fake smile for you, and everyone else, so they don’t think I need help, and it’s not sane!! Is it even worth it, when I try to make you smile? Just looking to bring back the joy, and show you that I am worthwhile. But you don’t see my face, you just see the pain from your past, and I’m not sure if my heart can last this one through. But what can I do? For some odd reason, I’m fucking stuck on you. Just try to see it through my eyes, the ones that cry every single night cause’ I just can’t figure out what’s wrong with me. I look in the mirror but I just can’t see what it might be, all I could do is

Thinking About Leaving It All
I Am Really Getting Tired Of It All. Tired Of Running Into Fakes, Tired Of Feeling Lonely, Tired Of Being Hurt, Tired Of Feeling Empty Whole Inside Of Me, Tired Of Feeling Angry, Tired Of Not Being Able To Be Happy In My Life. I Am For Real, I Am A Honest Guy, I Am A Nice Guy To Get To Know, I Am A Sweet Caring And Loving Guy, I Am A Guy That Will Listening When Someones Wants To Be Listen To With Out Being Judged, I Am The Type Of Guy Cares Alot About My Real Friends... IF YOU'RE JUST GOING VIEW MY BLOG AND NOT SHOW THAT YOU CARE OR SHOW THAT YOU ARE A REAL FRIEND THEN YOU ARE NOTHING BUT ANOTHER FAKE IN THE THIS FUCKED UP WORLD

What Did You Expect.
You came into my life As quickly as you left. You grabbed a cutting knife And sliced right through my breast. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect? My heart now cut in two It feels beyond repair. Injury done by you God, life just isn't fair. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect? So here we are, just friends, But I long to be more. Desire with no end Throbbing from my core. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect?

The Sack Lunches
The Sack Lunches I put my carry-on in the luggageCompartment and sat down in myAssigned seat. It was going to be aLong flight.. 'I'm glad I have aGood book to read Perhaps I will getA short nap,' I thought. Just before take-off, a line ofSoldiers came down the aisle andFilled all the vacant seats, totallySurrounding me. I decided toStart a conversation.'Where are you headed?' I asked the soldier seated nearest to me. 'Petawawa. We'll be there for twoWeeks for 20 special training, and thenWe're being deployed to Afghanistan After flying for about an hour, anAnnouncement was made that sackLunches were available for fiveDollars. It would be several hoursBefore we reached the east, and IQuickly decided a lunch would helpPass the time.. As I reached for my wallet, IOverheard soldier ask his buddy if hePlanned to buy lunch.'No, that see

Shay Day
Two ChoicesWhat would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and itsdedicated staff, he offered a question:'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection.Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do.Where is the natural order of things in my son?'The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'Then he told the following story:S

The Old Woman
Dying alone unwanted and unforgiven the old woman give her heart away.She knows she will never be touched by love or compassion for her crimes against the heart were so heinous they are unmentionable.Her disease overpowers her sense of desire and compassion for another human being.Her soul has been lost for many years now but her heart has been beating with the strength of an unknown will.Death sits at the end of her bed watching,waiting for his next victim.Death and the old woman have become companions of a sort; he watches her wither away and she watches his youth be regained. Day after day no vistors come her way except death her only true companion.Till one day there is a knock at her door a young boy stands before it not much older than 5 years of age he brings the old woman a daisy from his mothers garden smiles and turns to walk away the old woman unsure of what to do just says "thank you" and the boy goes on his way.This goes on for a week or two surprised everyday the old wom

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Should Quit Job
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U Want My Points For 12 Hours On Sat?
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"fantasies Of The Carpenter And..."
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Tears Of An Angel
Lyrics to Tears Of An Angel : Cover my eyes Cover my ears Tell me these words are a lie It cant be true That I'm losing you The sun cannot fall from the sky Can you hear heaven cry Tears of an angel Tears of aaaaaaaa... Tears of an angel Tears of an angel. Stop every clock Stars are in shock The river will flow to the sea I wont let you fly I wont say goodbye I wont let you slip away from me Can you hear heaven cry Tears of an angel Tears of aaaaaaaa... Tears of an angel Tears of an angel. So hold on Be strong Everyday on we'll go I'm here, dont you fear Little one dont let go (ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh) Dont let go (ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh) Dont let go (ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh) Cover my eyes Cover my ears Tell me these words are a lie [ Tears Of An Angel Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]

Yeah Lyrics
Peace up!A Town Down![Lil' Jon:]Yeah, Ok! (Usher!)Lil' Jon![Usher:]Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, YeaahYeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Yeaah[Usher (Verse 1):]In the club with my homies, tryin to get a little V-I, keep it down on the low key, (LOW KEY) cause you know how it feels. (HEY, HEY)I saw shorty she was checkin' up on me, from the game she was spittin' in my ear, thank that she knew me. (KNEW ME)So we decided to chill (OKAY)Conversation got heavy, she had me feelin' like she's ready to blow! (Watch Out!,oh, Watch Out!)She's sayin' come get me (come get me),So I got up and followed her to the floor, she said baby lets go,when I told her, I said[Usher (Chorus):]Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down low, sayin come and get meYeah (yeah) I got so caught up, I forgot she told meYeah (yeah) her and my girl were the best of homiesYeah (yeah) Next thing I knew, she was all up on me screamin':Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, YeaahYeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Yeaah[Usher (Verse 2):]So she's all up in my head no

Not Always Right | Behind Every New Sign Is Someone Stupid
(I work in the mail room of a large corporate law firm filled with Harvard grad attorneys.) Attorney: “I’m needing to send a fax and this machine has a problem!” Me: “Okay, let me help you with that.” Attorney: “This machine doesn’t have a dash button!” Me: “I’m sorry, a dash button?” Attorney: “Yeah, like in the instructions, 201 DASH 555 DASH 1234…” (After this incident we had to go back and change ALL the signs for the fax machines on every floor to say “Do not include the dash”.)

Not Always Right | You Know You've Had Too Much To Drink When...
Customer: “I’ll have a margarita please.” (I get a margarita and serve it to the woman.) Customer: “Excuse me, miss? Can I please have another margarita? This one doesn’t have enough quatilia in it.” Me: “Ma’am, your drink is strong, I can guarantee it.” Customer: “How do you know there is enough quatilia in this?” Me: “Because you said “quatilia.” Customer: “Yeah, and?” Me: “It’s called ‘tequila.’” (Customer face turns a nice shade of crimson.)

Gold Diggers
I have a hobby, which is fucking with people that deserve to be fucked with. My latest prank is going to be as follows: I posted a craigslist ad, which states that I am an older man looking for my princess to spoil. She must be hot, willing to spend all my money , and consider herself a princess. I got some chick respond already, and after several convos back n forth, I have her pics and her phone number. The plan: to set her up on a date at a Starbucks by my house, and tape it. I will describe myself to her, and then post another ad lookin for a man that fits that description (or vice versa). Then when she shows up, and he does, they will see each other in person. She will think he is her Sugar daddy, and he will think she is a whore that will bang him for 20 bux. Perffecto! I might post the vid on here.

Bullies
They feed off people's weaknesses, passing their insecurities onto others in order to distract people from themselves. How do I know? Because I was one. As a child, starting as early as 3 or 4, I was a bully: I liked taking stuff away from kids, making them cry, kicking or punching them. I still have a scar on my cheek as a memento of those times. I remembered a tiny red haired boy whose life I helped make miserable, along with other kids. He recently contacted me on Russian classmates site, sayin that if he wasnt married, he would totally hit on me. I was like "damn, after everythin I've done to him!" And a semi-homeless girl from my class whom I tortured on a daily basis along with other assholes. To these days I kick myself for not tellin them to STFU and lay off of all those kids, for being just another piece of shit. I sorta got in touch with both of them, and they are doing just great, which made me feel a lot better. I know now that being the only Jewish person in t

Not Always Right | Lost In Translation
(I’m a host at a restaurant and am talking to a customer after ringing them out.) Customer: “So, are you in high school?” Me: “No, I’m in college.” Customer: “Oh, that’s great! What do you want to do with your degree?” Me: “Well, I’m majoring in history. I want to get a Ph.D. and be a professor.” Customer: “Oh, you shouldn’t do that. You should be an air traffic controller!” Me: “Um…I don’t know if that’s the right job for me. It would be a little too stressful.” Customer: “But you know what the worst job in the world is?” Me: “What?” Customer: “Translator.” Me: “A translator? Why?” Customer: “Because the government kills them.” Me: “What?” Customer: “It’s true, my husband was in the Navy for 35 years, and after secret meetings the translators knew too much, so they would

Not Always Right | Stuck In Reverse
(Note: I am a woman that works at a convenience store nearby a motor speedway.) Me: “Hello, sir, is there anything else I can help you with?” Male customer: “No, the only thing left I need is someone to tell me who is in which car racing today. You wouldn’t know anything about that.” Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but why wouldn’t I know anything about the race?” Male customer: “Well, ’cause you’re a woman!” Me: “Okay, sir, so what you’re saying is because I’m a woman I can’t possibly know anything about Jeff Gordon in 24, Ryan Newman in 39, or Tony Stewart in 14. Did I miss anyone that you were particularly interested in?” Male customer: “Umm…no?” Me: “Okay, then. Thank you and come again!” (The customer looks down, takes his items, and walks out of the store. The next customer is also male.) Next Customer: “So, what do you think about Stewart

Not Always Right | Elmer Fudd Calling Line One
Me: “Thank you for calling [cellphone store], what can I do for you today?” Customer: “I’m having a problem with my phone. Can I bring it to your store? Me: “If you want to bring it to us, we’ll do our best to troubleshoot the phone. But if it’s physically broken it’s unlikely we’ll be able to fix it. If that’s the case we’ll be happy to look into options to replace the phone.” Customer: “What would you consider to be physically broken?” Me: “Just something like a broken screen or cracks in the casing, or any kind of moisture damage.” Customer: “Moisture damage?” Me: “Right. We can’t really do much about moisture damage to a phone.” Customer: “Would that include rabbit blood?” Me: “… yes.”

Not Always Right | The Lesser Of Two Buttocks
Caller: “I’m finding out that hamsters like to move around a lot. Do you have a pet that doesn’t move as much?” Me: “What seems to be the problem with the hamsters?” Caller: “Well, I don’t like it when they move suddenly. It scares me. And I don’t like their rears.” Me: “Their…rears?” Customer: “Yes, their rears! I don’t like it when they don’t face me. Do you have a pet that doesn’t move as much?” Me: “Well, we have tarantulas… they mostly just sit there and move slowly and rarely.” Caller: “What’s a tarantula?” Me: “It’s kind of a big hairy spider.” (Suddenly, it sounds as if the phone has hit the ground. A few moments later…) Customer: “I think I’ll stick with hamsters.”

Lost Part Two
LOST PART TWOAs you lay there body just racked with pleasure and fear. Voice’s murmur behind you, yet you can no make out what there saying. Then suddenly your kissed, a deep and passionate kiss, you taste yourself on his lips. As you feel yourself being lifted up, and lowered on to the man you feel his thick head of his cock spread your quivering, wet pussy lips. You moan in delight as the intrusion, as he went deeper you moan and take it all in. without thinking your begin to rock on him back and forth feeling him grow stiffer inside you throbbing in you, as you get into your rhythm another set of hands push you forward.As you fall on top of him his kisses your neck even more, and he lifts up in you and begins to cross your legs with his and pumps form underneath. Your feel your own juices dripping down and making his balls soaked with your cream. His hands running up and down your back grabbing your ass cheeks and spreading them, then you feel the other hand running inside you

Woman Like You
AINT NO WOMAN LIKE DA ONE I GOT MY LUV 4 U WILL NEVA STOP I ALWAYS PUT U ON TOP I ALWAYS HAV A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART NO ONE CAN SEPARATE US APART I ALWAYS BE AT HOME WIT U N NEVA LEAVE U ALONE KUZ UR MY ZONE EACH MOMENT WIT U IS LIKE A DREAM KUM TRUE I LOVE U BABY MY BOO I DO ANYTHING 4 U N U KNOW I DO WE WER MEANT 2 B WEN IM CLOSE 2 U U SET ME FREE UR MY DESTINY MY REMEDY UR DA ONE I ADMIRED N DESIRED ME WIT OUT U MY LIFE WILL EXPIRED

Ones Worth
You can have everyone around you but still feel like noone is there. What is there to do when you dont know what to do. Whats to believe when you feel theres nothing to believe. I want to know why people will try to make you feel speical only to bust there on ego. Not caring what they are doing to the other person. I dont know what to believe from anyone anymore. Most everything everyone says is a load of shit, so what is there to believe anymore. You dont know me no one does. You can have a basic understanding of who or what i am, but you will never truely know. why i just say if your in it to talk shit to me and think your going to foul me into believeing something that you dont even believe yourself. No one seems to care anymore about the other person or what the affects of what your actions do. so thats why i just say leave me alone. im not worth it.

My Monsters
There’s something in the way we maimIn the crass cold carnage of tearshedThat moves me.A certain joy in the pain outward bearingA carnal pleasureThat makes me feel alive. A vicious sin grows withinThis jealous mind unveils fantasiesNever to be fulfilled.When I see that precious look of anguishInside, it excites and thrills meThough I pretend it kills me.It was so long ago that i’ve forgottenWhat made this burning begin..Now i’m constantly terrified,That my monsters are going to win.

Glorified Suicide
Suicidal longing once again plagues my meager existenceAs dreams of me and whoever I am trickle down the nape of my neck…It creates a feeling not unlike I’d imagine my blood would feel tricklingLike molten lava making its way down my insignificant bodyPooling on the ground having gone as far as gravitational forces care to allowThe blood pulsating through my veins is giving this illusion that I’m aliveBut in my mind stirs the harsh reality that I’m dead to this worldTears now… Crying for myself when even my own tears are too good for meIt hurts to be walked all over, trodden on and mangledBut I’m sorry if I dirtied your shoes with my infectious bloodKnives pressed to my heart everydayThe long cold blade reminds me of scars and I smile We both know, I’m too much of a pussy to push it inNobody can love you until you love yourselfBut self loathing is too much to surpassHow can you love yourself when everyone else loathes you too?Now excuse me wh

The Girl
Sometimes the Girl feels lost, although she has travelled this exact road before. The Girl is a secretive predator. Experienced in the ways of the world and with knowing in her eyes… she can easily lull you into her trap. The Girl is a far better hunter than you. She knows all your secrets, though you never told her one. The Girl knows how to break you… to make you feel your soul unmistakeably shattering inch by fragile inch. The Girl will take you, but not keep you, and your heart will bleed poison when you are finally made aware. To the Girl, the perfect hunter, the feast lies not in the flesh from your body, but in the blood spilling from your broken heart and shattered soul. It’s her perfect murder, it’s my perfect sin.

Sleeping Princess In Devil's Castle!
And I hope every morning you wake up, it hurts more and doesn’t stop. And I hope every night you rest you lay and pray for death. You made a better trophy in my dreams. And now you are my nightmare. I wonder, “Where did I go wrong?” And you are all that’s left of what it meant to live. Don’t worry. This will only hurt for a second. Sleep soundly. Just where did I go wrong? Just where did I go wrong? And hoping for changes, we’ve wasted this, and what for? And what for? One more day of this weight. One more day of this dissolved presence.

Right Size Me In Corporate America
Its all about the money... the world of commerce exists to provide for the needs of the citizens that will buy their product - or to create that need if it is not overtly there. I had a pet rock. I bought brine shrimp because a comic book had an advertiser that convinced me (well I WAS only 10 at the time - fine it is true that I would buy them even today) that a royal underwater court of fabulous sea monkeys would appear in my glass bowl. I paid $50.00 for a pair of pants, for my teenagers, that were nothing more than elastic around the ankles and the waist and cheap cotton, but it had the SKIDZ emblem, and for some odd reason it caught on in the minds of its youthful demographic. That was the last time I bought in to the idiocy of cheap products with a pop culture value that definitely deflated after about 12 months. But, oh, how the children enjoyed those chintzy pants with the label that brought an ephemeral rise to their fashion savvy. Who knows what wi

The 2009 Hot Coachlist Looms Over Me Like A Curse!
o gawd, the HOT COACH LIST 2009, looms over me like a curse, lol. i'm compiling AND researching as we speak!!! the first 2009 inductee should be unveiled soon...jon gruden was originally to be the default winner(for eternity) but sadly he was relieved of his coaching duties and now thrills the NFL women weekly on MNF(monday night football on ESPN) *squeeealll* so WHO will be the winner this year???? i was watching my fave college team the GAMECOCKS!!!(who else?) the other day and was wondering if i should get a hot college coach list together?!? the NFL one is SO time consuming, though....i have to think more about it. aaaanywaaays,

Things
If I could, you know I would And melt the icy chill And say those things Those quiet things That make your heart stand still. And breathe a sight of slivery night Against your own tragic soul And do those things Those loving things That make two hearts one whole. Some things stand to never change Upon which the sun does set Those little things Those dreamlike things Love never lets you forget. 31800kmp

This Reminds Me Of Someone
There I go thinking of you again [Chorus] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fucking sick to my stomache Everytime I think of you I puke You must just not knoooooowww You may not think you do But you do everytime I think of you I puke I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem But off of the dome would probably be a little more More suitable for this type of song woah I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I can think of Sixteen bars this ain't enough to put some ink to So fuck it I'ma start right here I'll just be briefer Bout to rattle off some other reasons I know I shouldnt go and get another tattoo of you on my arm But what do I go and do? I go and get another one now I got two Oooooh now I'm sittin here with your name on my skin I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again My next girlfriend now her name's gotta be Kim (shiiiiiiit) If you only knew how much I hated you For every mothafuckin thing you e

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Little Johnny Is Not An Obama Fa
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were obama fans. Not really knowing what an obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an obama fan."

Nobody
talking...Wish I told her how I feel,Maybe she'd be here right nowbut instead... singing...I pretend that I'm glad you went awayThese four walls closing more every dayAnd I'm dying insideAnd nobody knows it but meLike a clown I put on a showThe pain is real even if nobody knowsAnd I'm crying insideAnd nobody knows it but meWhy didn't I say the things I needed to sayHow could I let my angel get awayNow my world is just a-tumblin' downI can say it so clearly but you're nowhere aroundThe nights are so lonely the days are so sad andI just keep thinking about the love that we hadAnd I'm missing you And nobody knows it but meI carry smile when I'm broken in twoAnd I'm nobody without someone like youI'm trembling inside And nobody knows it but me (yeah)Lie awake, it's a quarter past threeI'm screaming at night if I thought you'd hear meYeah, my heart is calling youAnd nobody knows it but me (well, well)How blue can I get?You could ask my heartBut like a jigsaw puzzle it's been torn all apartB

Why?
how come is it that nobody knows what they want out of a mate, man or lady.but we all sit back and keep barking request at one another, and get mad when the other partner doesn't get it right the first time or the third time. but we are all looking for LOVE. BUT KNOW ONE REALLY KNOW WHAT LOVE REALLY IS. love is longsuffering. Having endured mental or physical discomfort for a protracted period of time patiently or without complaint. His long-suffering wife may have had to put up with him for many years, but she also benefited when times were good. not only does the one that is out of thier minds see that they are and change some of the things about themself's, but the other one learns that they are out of their mind just as well. for tring too can the one from what they fell in love with, does any one ever concder that the way a person has been made them to what they are that had them caught your attion in the frist place, then you fell for them the way they were.why ge

Use Your Hands.
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The Best Of Friends.
I don't really know how many people take fubar seriously...on a friendship level. I really do though. I guess in any place I try to. True, good friends, are so hard to come by...and as we sit here and rate people ...we should think about seriously, maybe getting to know some of those people. I am planning to clear my friend list and redo it with those that i feel really are here for friends...plus the fubar involves. I am going to go have dinner now..but will be back. Thank you to all of you that always show me love..even without me showing my breasts to the world. ;)

Poem " For The Times "
All the times, you yelled at me. All the times, you couldn't look at me. All the times, i let you down. All the times, i couldn't count. I'm sorry, for letting you down. For all the times, you said i love you. All the times, I ignored you. All the times, you were never there. And all the times, I never cares. All the times, I sat at home. For all the times, you never called. I'm sorry.. for letting you down. All the times, the tears came flowing. For my heart, was breaking. For i was sad

Tear Drops
Tear drops turns into rain as my heart yearns to feel your love as I miss you every waking moment longing for the day that I'll see you again Then the sun appears and it feels like your warm sweet sensual kisses touching my soft lips The warm soft breeze that is embracing me feels like your warm embrace that makes me feel like I'm living in a fairy-tale Tear drops continue to turn into rain over and over again Every thought, every song, every memory and every dream of you makes me want to cry Nothing is the same without you, everything seems to be froze in time Wanting to continue to make memories with you, waiting for you to come back home Tear drops will continue to fall until the day that I get to hold you in my arms again. Being without you makes it seem like life has no purpose. But every thought, every song, every memory and every dream brings tear drops that turns into rain

Not Always Right | Getting Your Priorities Straight Part 1
(A guest approaches the hotel front desk.) Guest: “Um, hi…it looks like there was a pretty bad accident right down the street there…” Me: “Oh okay, I’ll call 911.” Guest: “It looks like a cab and a bus.” Me: “Okay, thank you.” *picks up the phone* Guest: What are you doing? Me: “Calling 911.” Guest: “Look, a lot of people have cell phones, I’m sure it’s fine. What I’m concerned about is that I think that was my cab.” Me: “?” Guest: “SO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL ME A CAB OR NOT?!”

Not Always Right | Disappointed By Lack Of Disappointment Part 2
Me: “Thank you for calling Tech Support, how can I help you?” Customer: “My device won’t charge!” Me: “Okay, is it plugged in right now?” Customer: “No, but it doesn’t charge!” Me: “Okay, ma’am, just to cover all the bases, can you plug it back in for me?” Customer: “Okay, but it won’t charge!” *pause* “G** D*** it! It’s charging!” Me: “Well, it sounds like it was a one-time glitch, but if it gives you any more problems, please call us right away so we can get it fixed for you, okay?” Customer: “I’m not going to call you back! You’re just going to make it work again!”

Not Always Right | Because Of Everything On The Internets Is Private
Electronics Store | Stroudsburg, PA, USA (On Black Friday...when EVERYTHING is on sale.) Customer: "Excuse me, sir?" Me: "Hey, can I help you find something?" Customer: "Hi, I'd like to know what's on sale today." Me: "Well, it depends on what system. You see, the DS only has three games on sale, while the XBOX has about 10. Not to mention, almost every console is running some sort of deal." Customer: "No, I meant the secret sales." Me: "What do you mean?" Customer: "The stuff in the catalog." Me: "Oh, that's all posted." Customer, suddenly angry: "It better not be!" Me: "Why not?" Customer: "Because I looked online for those sales." Me: "What's your point?" Customer: "Because I wouldn't have done that if I'd known it was public!" Me: "The point of a sale is to make it public." Customer: "GET ME YOUR MANAGER YOU A**HOLE!"

Not Always Right | Mission: Impossible
Key Shop | Chicago, IL, USA Customer: “I just locked my key in my car in front of the shop.” Me: (I pick up some stuff) “Not a problem, I’ll pop it open for $5.00.” Customer: “What are you going to do with that stuff?” Me: “Open your car.” Customer: “It’s a brand new Mercedes. I just drove it here from the dealer–you can’t touch it!” Me: “Then how do I open it?” Customer: “That’s your problem.” Me: “Actually it’s not; I didn’t lock the key in your car.” Customer: “You have to open it.” Me: “Watch me not open it.” Customer: “OK then, but if you make any scratch or mark at all then you will have to pay Mercedes to repaint the whole car. That will cost thousands.” Me: “So If I’m successful I get $5.00, but if I make the smallest error it will cost me thousands of dollars?” Customer: &l

Not Always Right | God Complex
Restaurant | Florida, USA (I hostess at an upscale restaurant in a very nice part of town. I get a call like this about once a night on weekends, which are super busy.) Customer: “Can I get a reservation for four at 7 tonight for Dr. xxx?” Me: “I’m very sorry sir, we’re booked solid from 6 to 10. I can get you a reservation for tomorrow night if you’re interested.” Customer: “But I’m a doctor.”

Not Always Right | Short Term Memory Is For The Weak
Frozen Yogurt Shop | Los Angeles, CA, USA (We keep lids for our yogurt cups behind the counter and ask each customer if they need one when we give them their order.) Me: “Would you like a lid for that?” Female Customer: “No, thank you.” Me: “Alright, have a nice day.” (She continues to just stand there after I walk away.) Female Customer: “Fine! I guess I don’t get a lid then!” Customer’s Boyfriend: “You just told her you didn’t want one.” Female Customer: “Oh yeah…” Me: *facepalm*

Not Always Right | The Joy Of Sex(ism)
Computer Store | Reykjavik, Iceland (I’m a 28 year old female and work for a computer store. I’m alone in the store when a middle-aged man walks in.) Me: “Hi there, can I help you?” Customer: “Are there any computer guys around here?” Me: “Just me at the moment, anything I can help you with?” Customer: *tries to look behind me to the stock room and repair area* “Well, aren’t there any computer GUYS here?” Me: “No. Look, is there anything I can help you with?” Customer: “Well um…I need this fixed.” *holds a multimedia jukebox* Me: “Well, I work in repairs as well so just tell me what’s wrong with it and I’ll take a look at it for you.” Customer: “Listen, I just need to talk to a computer guy! I did everything right. I put the hard disk in but it still won’t work. Just get a guy to fix it!” Me: “Well, the most common mistake is when

Not Always Right | The Great Doll Heist Of '08
Retail | Rochester, NY, USA (I was working in the back, getting things ready for the next floor set, and I had to pull some mannequins from the floor and dress them. I was dragging one of the full body forms towards the back, when a customer approached me.) Her: “Excuse me, do you work here?” (Note that I’m wearing the uniform and I still have a headset in my ear.) Me: “No, ma’am, I’m stealing this mannequin.” Her: “Oh, okay. thanks.” (She turns around to find someone else to help her.)

Not Always Right | Effective Excuses. Vol. 1
Bar | Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (A female comes into the bar and asks to use the toilets.) Me: “Sorry, toilets are for customer use only.” Her: “I just started my period. If you don’t let me use the toilet, I’m going to bleed all over your floor.” Me: “First door on the left.”

If You Missed It...
MysteryQuest: Devil's Island will be airing again at 1:00 am (CST) 11/6 on the History Channel. The show talks about some of the "ghosts" of Alcatraz and the famous escape. My friend Tommy who heads up the San Francisco Ghost Society and his team were out there doing the investigating and got some cool stuff. Please check it out if you didn't. Thankies. :D

The Line - 2/19/09
THE LINE No matter how many times you are told, you do not listen Your necessity to push the envelope pushed my eyes to continually glisten No matter the many times you think this shit's getting old You still did not control your urge to turn a blind eye to the story as it unfolds Your vision astigmatic enough to shift your perspective into a custom-made cocoon Don't give me that fertilized babblement That you did not see That you could not see It is that you would not see The line The line was real and oh so tangible It makes me cringe to think of the excessive and oh so extensive warnings you did not heed The more I said "you better lookout, there is danger ahead!" The more you looked at me with blame, and stuck to your heels But that blame was for your shame So go ahead, blame me, I can take accountability for the lack of my fragility My so called vulnerability did not hamper the communication lines Having you so desperately hunting for your wire cutters Cong

Serenity
As I sit here and slowly close my eyes I take another deep breath and feel the wind pass through my body I'm the one in your soul, reflecting inner light Protect the ones who hold you, cradeling your inner child I need serenity in a place where I can hide I need serenity, nothing changes days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we re-light the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Tragic visions slowly stole my life Tore away everything, cheating me out of my time I'm the one who loves you no matter wrong or right And everyday I hold you I hold you with my inner child I need serenity in a place where I can hide I need serenity, nothing changes days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we re-light the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we re-lig

Fortune Cookie Says..
My family had a couple of fortune cookies left over froma few night ago. I was scrounging around the kitchena few minutes ago and found one. For a long time I was like everyone else and opened the cookie, looked at the fortune, laughed a bit, then ate the cookie. When I was hanging out with my brother and his kung-fu group for a long while, the intrustor actually told me that the way you eat a real fortune cookie is to crack it open, DON'T look at the fortune, take a bite of the cookie so that you accept what the fortune cookie has to tell you, THEN look at your fortune. I hadn't had a fortune cookie in awhile, so I decided to see what fate had in store for me. I ate teh cookie like I was supposed to and looked at my fortune: "You will be fortunate, if you accept the next proposition you have." *blink* I hope this is job related..

Oh Noes! Britney's Been Hacked!
This is freaking hysterical! Britney Spears and the devil? If you'd logged on to her Twitter account recently, that might have been the impression. Hackers appear to have struck the singer’s Twitter account on Thursday, altering her wallpaper and posting the following tweets: “I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!” “i hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! -Britney” The Illuminati wallpaper and offending tweets were quickly removed. #DontHackBritneySpears later appeared as a popular trending topic on Twitter. Such occurrences are not rare in the celebrity twitterverse and it’s not the first time @BritneySpears has been targeted by hackers. In June, a tweet was posted claiming that the pop star had died.

This Is How I Live
I was in Aberdeen last week doing a show at the Lemon Tree, a storm lashed the Granite City, and sideways rain like a giant fire hose was drenching each street at a specific annoying angle. The new shopping centre was lovely but unfinished and the cash machines gobbled up cards and refused to spit them out, like a greedy plastic swallowing hooker. The hotel had a wee single bed which slid along the floor when you sat on it and to top it all the fire alarm screamed us all awake and made us all stand in the sideways rain in our pyjamas, I wanted to burn to death instead. Touring is so sexy. I was tired when I hit Aberdeen station to get the train home. There was a big fat steely haired woman in a rail workers jacket at the ticket gate. "What ticket do I put through the machine to get onto the platform? There are nine tickets printed for this journey, I don't know which one to slide through the machine!" She sneered and shouted "the one that says journey ticket, why don't

Words Women Use
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine" GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! ) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "N

Not Always Right | Cutty Out The Attitude
Kindergarten Class | New Zealand (I am working in a kindergarten where over half of the kids are Maori. The Maori word for scissors is ‘kutikuti,’ which is pronounced ‘cutty cutty’.) Me, to a child: “Can you pass me the kutikuti please?” Mother: “What did you say to my child?” Me: “I asked her to pass me the scissors.” Mother: “Don’t talk baby to my child. She’s smart enough to use adult words.” Me: “I wasn’t. I was using the Maori name for scissors.” Mother: “No, you said cutty cutty. That’s not Maori. I’m Maori, and I think I know Maori when I hear it.” (The child interrupts. She grabs her mom by the hand and drags her off to a poster on the wall which has a few art objects and their Maori names under them.) Child: “Mom, why do you always have to pick fights with people? I’m very disappointed in you!” (When her mother left I gave

Proud Grandmother
An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren. Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her. "Tell me, how old are your grandsons?" The grandmother gave a grateful smile and replied, "The doctor is four and the lawyer is six..."

Its The End Of The World As We Know It
Well its the beginning of September, and its getting cooler outside. Sept. is in my book a good month. School has already started for the little shits whose parents don't want them around the house 24 hours a day, playing video games and eating them out of a vacation to the Bahamas. People are not going to be heading to Ocean City, and clogging up Rt. 50 so it takes me 3 hours just to get home. And, lastly... We have 2 more months till the end of the world as we know it. That's right folks, in two more months two wonderful things happen. One is Election day, and the second is my B-day. Yup both of these things have an equal and very common outcome for 2009. The End of The World as We Know It. Why you ask...... What are you fucking retarded??? Look at CNN, MSNBC, FOX, or any other news station using capital letters to make them feel special. You'll see the same as the rest of us. Two fucking retarded candidates who have spent over a billion dollars for a job that only pays 400 thousa

The Chief's Wife
"NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly." The chief took his place at the lectern. "I'm a little nervous," he began, "getting up before this distinguished audience and speaking today. But not nearly as nervous as I will be tonight when I must go home with my wife, Audrey, and explain Beverly to her!"

Fuck It
fuck politics. Fuck arrogant bastards and bitches. Fuck missed oportunities. Fuck low self esteem, depression, and regrets. Fuck being different, conformity is comfortable. Fuck the common denominator. Fuck trends and fashion. Fuck magazines the media and their stereotypes of worth and beauty. Fuck the internet for cp and praise it for wikipaidia. Fuck money and lack thereof. Fuck individualism, fuck wanting clothes that reinforce yuor uniqueness or as an attempt for a personal style or identity and not finding any/ not having the cash for it. Fuck boredom and wanting to go out and having no one to do it with. Fuck wierd metabolisms, fuck living in a conservative country. Fuck want. fuck ignorance, misunderstanding, racism, sexism, and all that jazz. fuck wanting to travel and be low on funds and days off. fuck not ever being satisfied with what you have. Fuck always feeling you havent done/seen/said/achieved enough. fuck having knowledge and intellect and no degrees to prove it.

Mary In The Stable
Just watching the Nativity scene in my local town square, I was struck by how bare it looked. Having given birth myself once, and I do say once because it was so painful and distressing, I never done it again, I was shocked at how serene Mary always looks. Personally I would be thoroughly gutted, that after giving birth to the most important child in all millennia, the only visitors I received were a trio of Kings bringing totally useless gifts, not one women pops in with a hot mug of tea and a couple of pain killing tinctures. It was bad enough for Mary having to go through a painful labour (She was a virgin as well, that stuff would have hurt) amongst straw and some farmyard animals, but to have to entertain guests without as much as a shower first, must have been horrendous. How does she remain that peaceful and happy looking, I personally couldn't sit down for a week and don't even ask me how my boobs felt, as to describe that would involve a flip chart and an over head pro

Not Always Right | Takes One To Snow One
Coffee Shop | USA Customer: “My goodness, this line is crazy! I’ve been in line ten minutes already! Why aren’t there more employees assisting us? Who is the manager here?” Me: “Sir, I apologize for the delay. Due to the snow, I’ve had multiple employees call in saying they are unable to safely come to work this morning.” Customer: “Well, that is just ridiculous! So an employee can decide that they don’t have to show up for work?” Me: “If an employee feels they cannot safely report to work during severe weather conditions, we ask that they make their personal safety their primary concern.” Customer: “Must be nice! You can just call and pretend to be concerned for your personal safety and then just take the day off? Makes you wonder what you people would do if you ever got a real job! It’s a good thing this isn’t making me late for my job today.” (I seize on the opportunity and try to

Im A Sexy Bitch
So I've been scrolling thru fubar lately and noticed a bunch of girls who get all these rates and massive amounts of guys hitting on them from what i can tell....and they nasty lol. I'm no Brad Pitt let me tell ya and my pics dont do me justice but wtf.....im a sexy bitch lol.....if i saw most of these people in real life id be like ew lol. I think i need to come out of my shell a little bit more and stop thinking im gross. Because like i said, im a sexy bitch.

Discounted Uggs
You've probably heard of discounted Uggs shoes. It's simply on everyone's wish list for this season. This means that they are selling like crazy. Many stores both online and around the block are running out of UGGs stocks. Whether its last year's style or this year's new release, UGGs are getting sold out. For some UGG enthusiasts, the only other option is to look for discount UGGs in online auction sites.The truth of the matter is that there are hardly anymore brand new UGGs with a discount this season. Because of the demand, new ugg boots will most likely be sold in their appropriate price. Some would know that UGGs aren't the cheapest footwear in town. During the buying season, you should expect to pay more than a hundred dollars for a pair of new UGGs.So if there aren't any brand new Uggs with a discount this month, what are those that they sell online? Many pair of UGGs that are being sold in auction sites may be second hand. This is the perfect time for sellers to auction off the

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Her Heart held in balance,Barely by a string.If I could add my line to it,It could be such a wonderful thing. To wipe away her tears,When they start to fall.To hold her always in comfort,And never worry at all. I will keep the smile she had,When I first looked upon her face.If I could take her side,Never would it be out of place. I would hold her life,So far above my own.If given the chance to show her,I am unlike anyone shes ever known.

Baby Talk
What your baby would tell you if he could talk: 1. I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said. 2. Don't be jealous, but I think I'm in love with the ceiling fan. 3. I know where the remote control is, but it'll cost you. 4. To you, it's just an empty egg carton; to me it's PlayStation 2. 5. Actually, I don't mind sitting in a bathtub that I've peed in. 6. Bang a screwdriver slowly and steadily into your gums. That's what teething feels like. 7. Two words I'd rather not hear from you: rectal thermometer. 8. There's no point in teaching me to say "mama" or "dada." My first word is going to be "hat." 9. I've told you five times what cow says. If you can't remember, I'm not telling you again. 10. There is no question that I can cry longer than you can listen. 11. I'm not just wildly throwing my food. I'm exploring the laws of gravity, estimating mass, and testing wind velocity. 12. If you wanted a good sleeper, you should have gotten a cat. 13. Who that baby in the mirror you k

Outside Looking In
I don`t know why I bottle it up inside, I really don`t have a place I can hide. Writing all this down to let it out, even though I have no idea.... what it is all about? Angry at myself for letting people push me around, Yeah I wish I were six feet in the ground. That way I would just be rid of myself, then you can put me on my own shelf. You think you know me, but do you really? The way that sometimes I can be silly. That is just me on the surface... You cant see all the anger and pain inside, that is all the bad stuff that I hide. You want to know me, then walk in my shoes, then you will know why I always have the blues. That is why sometimes I cant sleep, then there are times when my mind gets so deep. Why do i feel like a doormat? Sometimes you make me feel like that. Sorry that I never told you so, is it time for me to just go? Get as far away from you as I can, maybe I will find the real man. The one that has been bottled up inside, and the one that no longer wants to hide.

Yesterday
Yesterday we we're together and happy.Yesterday we laughed in the warmth of the sun.Yesterday the world was ours for the taking.Yesterday you asked me for my hand,and I gave you all of me.Today I sit in silence in an empty room.Yesterday I gave you my heart and you welcomed it.Yesterday you opened my eyes to a whole new world.Yesterday you showed me what life is supposed to be.Yesterday you gave meaning to my exsistence.Today I am cold and alone,You are nomore.

No Really. Drugs Don't Make You Stupid!
Police say a driver passed out in his car at a Tennessee gas station while a batch of methamphetamine was cooking in the back seat. An employee at the gas station in Murfreesboro, about 30 miles southeast of Nashville, called police because the car was sitting at the pump for about an hour on New Year's Day. Police say a chemical process to make the drug was in progress. Some meth-making ingredients can be explosive. Murfreesboro Assistant Fire Chief Allen Swader told The Daily News Journal that gas pumps were shut off as a precaution. Thirty-one-year-old Nathan E. Beasley is being held on a $15,000 bond on charges of driving under the influence, driving on a suspended license, reckless endangerment and manufacturing meth. No attorney was listed in police records.

My Little Blue Flower
MY LITTLE BLUE FLOWER My little flower is blue now slightly wilting and frazzled but still gorgeous in my eyes none the less. Her Petals once shone and shimmered all the brilliance and colors of her breathtaking spirit I thought she might thirst for attention so I watered her, but the bitter sweetness of my tears were in naught, for it did her not much good. I have placed her high upon my most cherished pedestal in hopes that my sunshyne might bring out the kaleidoscope of beauty that is her most endearing facet. But it has so far done no more than turn her a lyghter hue of blue. I thought she might need more space for her roots to grow so I made a flowerpot from the ashes of my heart so her beauty would grow forever, but her roots seem tangled crushed inside her own flowerpot making it difficult to lift her for fear of causing her delicate soul harm. I do not dare force her from her spot. Others may have passed her by or stopped to wonder why or how such a magnificent blossom c

Online By Brad Paisley
I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I've never been to second base But there's whole 'nother me That you need to see Go checkout MySpace 'Cause Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online When I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade Online I live in Malibu [ Online lyrics fromhttp://www.lyricsyoulove.com

Court Conversations
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and arethings people actually said in court, word for word, taken down andnow published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calmwhile these exchanges wereactually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in hissleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually

Some Old Writings Of Mine From 2006 To 2007
we said we would make it this time when things got rough i lost my mind for a bit and hurt you more then i relized now i have lost the love you said you had for me so now im so empty inside i just miss the love we shared with each other everyone keep telling me that we wouldnt make it but you said yes we would i belived it and i always thought you would be there as my love but your not so i walk around as a zombie heartles and souless i lost my reason for living and that was your love i sit here looking back towards where you lay at night with tears in my eyes i relize that i have destoried what we had. you tell me not to give up and be pateint. but there are times i wish i would just be able to tel you what is in my heart soul and on my mind but i try to and all i do is mess that up to where you get upset with me and say im pushing and all. cause i keep putting it in the wrong tone or wording is all wrong.. out of eve

Moorish-american History
Nationality and Birthrights Taken Away From Moors in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaBy 1774 most of the Moorish Armies were defeated. The Europeans settlers did nothing at first. They just studied them; the way they ate, lived and acted.After being conquered and put into slavery all history of the Moors and their teachings were collected by the Europeans and burned.In the same year, at 6th and Chestnut Streets Philadelphia, Pennsylvania the Moors were stripped of their names, nationality, birthrights, and the words Negro, Colored, Black, and Ethiopian were placed on them instead, their national last names were EL and Bey (dating back in ancient time to Abraham and Haggar, who were really Abraham Bey and Haggar EL). On October 14, 1774, the first Continental Congress met at Independence Hall on 6th and Chestnut Streets in Philadelphia, then the nation’s capital. A result of that meeting was the enforcement of the first seven (7) of the present day Constitution, known then as “The

The Dating Persona Test
The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss. Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what yo

Nottitle
My thoughts I promised would stay hidden,But there is nothing that I can no longer do.They are no longer just in my head,The thought of you now runs in my body to. The idea of your lips running gently over mine,Warms my core and eases into my veins.I see your hands sliding down my body to thier goal,As waves of you pound through my brain. As I lay you down and your mouth slowly parts,One last kiss before the rest of my dream begins.My hands now are moving,as they now thier task.They slide your silk awayTo reveal what you have hidden. I slowly ease down my lips touch you all on my journey,The sweet taste of your skin reminds,a dream you no longer are.My hands move and begin to part your legs,I lick my lips because from me heaven is no longer far. My hand reaches you first slowly caressing the lips,As my lips inch across your belly,my fingers sense your aroused.My mouth closes near,longing and wanting to taste you.I kiss and lick your thighs,your time has come now. My mo

Day At The Beach
She came out of the ocean,With her bikini in her hand.She looked towards her friend,And dropped it in the sand. As she walked closer,The other licked her lips.And slowly slid off her bottoms,Revealing her beautiful hips. The two met in a sweet embrace,A passionate kiss with no remorse.Thier hands running over each other,So softly touching,no use of force. Ones hand found its mark,And buried fingers inside.As the other licked her nipples,Begging her to go deeper inside. Soon thier faces disapeered,Buried in each others thighs.Each so into the other,It wasn't long before one cryed. Her hips raised and began to shake,As the other ran her tongue deep within.She begged the other not to stop,To never let this feeling end. Her hips raised then slowly dropped,As the others tongue ran up to her smile.Then they kissed and held each other,And laid intertwined for awhile.

Shakira Sex Tape Scandal: Yes, A Threesome Is Involved
How does that Shakira song go, "These hips don't lie"? Well let's hope this article at AOL isn't lying, when it reports that a sex tape involving Shakira and two men, Alejandro Sanz and Antonio de la Rúa, doing the dirty deed onboard a yacht may be in existence, and that it just might be in the hands of prosecutors. Why's that? Apparently because two employees of Sanz was just arrested for trying to extort money from the trio, using a purported sex tape between them as leverage. Their excuse for trying to extort money? Sanz was making them work too hard. Wow. Really? It should be noted that all the parties involved have denied the existence of the tape, but then again, don't they always?

Time For A Change. Updated 4/9
I was walking in the men's locker room at the gym and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror.... needless to say, I didnt like what I saw and I looked away. Time for a change. I am doing ok but I need to do better. I weigh 195. I am changing my diet and going to the gym more often. I will keep this blog up to date. 2/06/10 Update: 3/12/10 184 pounds 3/18/10 190 3/26/10 186 4/09/10 186.5 *I have been lax on going to the gym but I went today and it felt great*

Sister Repair
My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home repair project. For example, in her garage are pieces of a lawn mower she once tried to fix. So I wasn't surprised the day my other sister, Pam, and I found our sister attacking her vacuum cleaner with a screwdriver. "I can't get this thing to cooperate," she explained when she saw us. Pam suggested, "Why don't you drag it out to the garage and show it the lawn mower?"

Bullshit
My granps walks around here like he has a stick up his ass he is always pissed off at everything most of all his old age and the first person that he sees he unloads his anger out on that person and most of the time its me. And he also has fucking porblem with me being on the computer and i dont give a fliying fuck what he says if he keeps on i am going to tell him to take the computer and shove it right up his old fucking ass.

Behind The Scenes Of A Strip Club....(the Truth About What Happens In Dressing Room &champine Room Etc)
Ok i wanted to do a blog on this because i see women worry about thier men , i see people have a cerian idea about dancers etc So im going to tell you how it is behind the glitz and stage etc....ok Well frist of all , dancers are not just doing it to get thru school most of the time start out that way but the money gets to easy so you tend to forget about .... since you make more then a doctor and etc anyways ...thats also the reson its so hard for a dancer to stop its hard to go back to making a regular salarly ....Dont get me wrong , Some dancers actually ethier have 2 jobs some good jobs .. some are going to school.... some are also models some actually were dotors well known in there country then came over her and lacked the schooling they need to be one here ...Some are single mothers , Some are married , Some are Lezs, some hate men , some just like the easy money but.... what goes on in the dressing room:well see dancers are normal chicks no there not sexually charged chicks

Taxes
We've gotten our taxes back an it's good to say that it was 7G we're planning on buying myself a car/suv whatever plus I'm gonna get my new tattoo soon as well as I said before in one of my blogs it's gonna be a wolf print an it's going on my foot seeing daddy believes that it looks hott, I guess...lol...Again need room to get some more photo's up so ya'll can see me & the new tatt an eyes as well...

Open For Me
For your heart,Forever I will try.Tonight Again without you,In my dreams my eyes will cry. Each time I see you,My heart it falls once again.My love for you grows,Will yours ever begin. Forever in my heart,You shall always be.And I will wait for eternity.For yours to open for me.

An Apology To Veterans And Seniors
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to two groups of Americans: our military veterans, and all senior citizens who are members of the World War II era, also known as The Greatest Generation. I want to apologize for myself and my generation not doing our part to be more like you. You sacrificed, took risks, did without, and delayed gratification of one sort or another for a cause greater than yourselves. My generation and the rest of the American population has been rather cowardly when it comes to defending our liberties. Not that we have not had plenty volunteer for military service, because we have. Our cowardice has been in not standing up to our own government's weakness, deceit, and manipulation. You see, we have now endured several "wars" which have been pathetic, at best. Not the actions of our soldiers, but the actions of our government and the inaction of our citizens. Most recently, by my count, we have been "at war" for nearly a decade. But honestly, we are no

Where Did My Symbols Go In My Name?
*****FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG***** Many of you are asking where the symbols in your name are? We removed them? No it is not a conspiracy. It just looks better. We were very diplomatic about it. An overwhelming majority think the symbols are as annoying as I do :) To the haters...you will get over it. We had an unofficial official vote. It is nice to be able to read your names now. Please vent it out it here..... .....It's going to be ok. I promise. Thanks for your support Scrapper NOTE: If your blog comment does not get posted, I keep getting this error message saying ERROR: You have reached your blog comment limit. Please drive through :)

Liverpool Looks Good
Been ages since I have been to Liverpool and my GOD it has changed beyond some recognition- big flashy shops and a weird area just full of expansive expensive shops like an LA mall or something. But it is lovely and that’s cracking, though I don’t understand why building big concrete shopping museums as a way of regenerating a city is helpful- but am not educated in inner city regeneration, so what the hell do I know? I am staying in lovely flash serviced apartments; it really is so awesome-but the doors bother me. They are HUGE doors and all marbled flooring throughout. The doors on my flat don’t have a chain or lock, just a plastic card with numbers in indelible ink crudely scrawled over it, then scored out and rewritten. You just hold the plastic card against the door and it unlocks, so when I am in bed I worried I couldn’t lock my door, so I put a metal grill pan handle I found in the massive kitchen (which is beautiful) and balanced it on the handle

The Days Of Pain
Black sun rays fall upon my soul casting dark shadows Causing it to become withered and grow cold my skin starts pealing away showing the real me in an ugly wayToday, just the same Tomorrow, just the same Yesterday is gone, but the pain will never go away The clock hands are ticking backwards it seems things that have happened in the past seem to be coming back Driving the razor blades into my unholy flesh leaving me here naked and bare striped away from all what makes me sane now drowning in the sorrow of the black sun rays

Pain No More
To everyone that knows me, my bond has been broken, and my heart torn apart once again. I loved my marine soldier, or was it just the thought of being with him that made me happiest. I love him now and I love him always even though hes not walking this earth no more. Life never knows its twists and turns but my heart knows what it feels.

Teenagers By My Chemical Romance
They're gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you, son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They're gonna give you a smirk 'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean They're gonna rip up your heads, Your aspirations to shreds Another cog in the murder machine They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in the clique The awful names that they stick You're never gonna fit in much, kid But if you're troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Will make them pay for the things that they did They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me Ohh

Untittled
perhaps it wasn't just change that brought you to meperhaprs it was destinedI want to fall asleep next to you againand to be woken up by your kisses your sixth sense longs for meI know we will be reunitedyour smile is stamped in my memorysoon our path will meet againMy heart is in your handsDon’t let me fallMy heart is in your hands here is a poem of my heart felt painhere is a song to youremember our pictures during dinerremember our night in the desert I remember you You are always with meMy heart is yours I hope to see you againIt doesn’t matter what they sayI miss your smellI miss your bodyI will always have you within meMy heart is yours It doesn’t matter what they sayWill you just stay?I want your allyour lips, your caress, your body be carefulMy heart is in your hands

Microsoft 70-291 Exam Content Management On Demand Practice Tests
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Just Something I Wrote About Poker
I'M GONNA GIVE U A LITTLE AND TAKE ALOT THIS ONES YOURS BUT THE NEXT ONES NOT I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOT THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE, PULLIN ON YOUR STRINGS AND MAKIN YA DANCE 1 STREET, 2 STREETS, 3 STREETS,

Twisted Lovers
once upon a time these two were quite deadly, destroying all in there path willing ,ready, a city turned to rubble, one sex at a time by the time help did arrive twas much to late feelings hurt hearts crushed, you were lucky enough to survive good fortune to you, by the end of it all, if you were not torn apart from the eye found screaming in the dark {I cant be alone} {so fuck it id rather die} but when these two met, the world knew fear , a new fate had befallen them all no one can save them, no one would dare try, there is no one out there to call one hell of a storm brew , they felt the need to collide , and there power was then x10 when the two finally met , they knew no reason , to ever part ways again yet their normal routine, was not in their actions , they seem to be quite at peace no violence displayed , they were well behaved , it seemed to have calmed the beast

Elo - Strange Magic
You're sailing softly through the sunin a broken stone age dawn.You fly so high. I get a strange magic, oh, what a strange magic, oh, it's a strange magic. Got a strange magic, got a strange magic.You're walking meadows in my mind,making waves across my time,oh no, oh no. I get a strange magic, oh, what a strange magic, oh, it's a strange magic. Got a strange magic, got a strange magic.Oh, I'm never gonna be the same again,now I've seen the way it's got to end,sweet dream, sweet dream. Strange magic, oh, what a strange magic, oh, it's a strange magic. Got a strange magic, got a strange magic. It's magic, it's magic, it's magic. Strange magic, oh, what a strange magic, oh, it's a strange magic. Got a strange magic. Strange magic STRANGE MAGIC oh, what a strange magic STRANGE MAGIC oh, it's a strange magic. Got a strange magic. Strange magic STRANGE MAGIC oh, wha

My Car Fah-king Hates Me
So yea, I had some car trouble late last year, and ended up replacing my starter this past January. Some folks might remember me bitching about it. Well, it's happening again. I'm having the same issues with it intermittently not starting, to the point I've been about stranded twice in the past 72 hours. I just spent the afternoon fucking around with it, to pretty much surmise I need another starter. I think my car has obtained some of my bad mojo that I have such an abundant supply of.

The Aries Man
He said, "I go my ways And when I find a mountain-nil I set it in a blaze ..." "So either way I'll get into the garden, and I don't care what happens." That creature over there making a phone call-is it an electrically charged dynamo? Is it a flaming torch? is it a bird, an explosion-or is it Superman? Well, practically. It's an Aries male, which is pretty close. Let's hope you know what you're looking for. Should it be excitement, an Aries man will provide it by the bushel, with seldom a dull moment to blur the sparkle. But if you're looking for the security and contentment of a soothing love, you're in the wrong telephone booth. Aries can overwhelm you with passionate ardor one mintue, and be as icy as a polar bear the next. Insult him or lose his interest-either or both-and that warm, im pulsive Mars nature will freeze instantly. To ignite it again may mean starting all over from Act One, Scene One. Aries men are fairly bursting with ideas and creative energy

Top 5 Green Tips To Save The Planet Earth
It seems that everyone is "going green" because of several environmental issues nowadays. I want to believe that you want to take action too. Luckily, it's not too late to contribute for the betterment and take a stand to stop climate change that will make our lives better. We just don't understand clearly how bad the situation is. The emission of bad gases from the vehicles causes damage to the Earth's atmosphere. We can feel and observe how bad the effects of global warming to our lives. This is something that we should be alarmed and must be resolved the soonest time possible. Now is the time to start saving the planet Earth. Below, you can find the 5 simple ways that you can do today to help reduce your environmental impact, save money, and live a happier and healthier life we've been dreaming of. Drive a "green car". The need for change in the energy industry is no longer debatable. The environmental impact of burning millions of gallons of fossil fuels lead to

Ugg Sheepskin Features And Benefits
All of us understand ugg boots is great, warm and comfortable made it become one of most famous women’s boots in the world. So, let’s introduce the raw material of UGG Boots? UGG Boots uses only the highest-grade sheepskin available. Twin-face sheepskin is used in many of our core products. A piece of twin-face sheepskin has been treated on both the fleece side, and the skin side, providing the soft comfort uggs is famous for.Grade-A sheepskin is extremely dense and soft, which provides for a more comfortable and durable material. Lesser quality material and synthetics can be coarse, scratchy, and non-breathable. Grade-A sheepskin breathes naturally, wicking away moisture, and allowing air to circulate freely. So you can wear the comfortable Uggs.Fleece breathes, wicks moisture away, and allows air to circulate, keeping feet dry.Sheepskin is naturally thermostatic thus keeping bare feet close to your natural body temperature regardless of the temperature outside.Then you