Fubar Blog Posts 3

Mind Your Own Bussiness
Hey everyone.. Tonight it was brought to my attention about a MUMM that has been posted by Sadistic Weibchen1 . She is the girlfriend of my boy's farther who is jail for beating the crap out of her. I ran away just under a year cuz he was constantly beating the shit out ofme Head prints and body prints in the walls at our house. His son will hit me constantly and think its a joke anymore doesn't understand that its wrong. This is what the gf isn't telling everyone is what happened and why the order. He started to constantly threaten me on my phone and got worse cuz he has been convicted of a misdemeanor domestic violence in the presence of a child.... But you are not getting told that at all... Please tell her to stay out of it with her mumm.. I understand if people got the whole story but your not at all. I ran away a little under a year ago for my own protection didn't know I was pregnent till after he came to visit then he proceeded to go ahead and sleep with her a week after he was

What A F4gz0r
funny things happen when you change your display pic to that of a WOMAN. I feel for you ladies now!***He says it was his "buddys" account. What a FAG!*** ======================================= ->Psychowolf...: "damn fags are retarded"...be careful, calling yourself a fag. You're the one with a boner for me....and im a GUY miami 305: later dude ->Psychowolf...: Youre a master Faggotry practitioner Miami 305: whatever dude i dont have a pro on here dip shit lol damn fags are retarded ->Psychowolf...: you said "your pics on here were bad, the ones on myspace were better". SOunds like you were saying this account was yours. Sont deny your faggotry to me son. ->Psychowolf...: yes, "sexy". Everyone will be glad you got hard over a mans ass miami 305: whatever fag do what u want bitch ->Psychowolf...: welcome to the rainbow club, fagg. Thanks for coming out of the closet. ALL of FUBAR will now you as a believer in GAY PRIDE miami 305: ok but if my buddy tells me to

Tranny Sleep Over
Ok so that dude with the warts came by my drive up window while i was flipping mc egg patties. I got his digits whoo hoo! Should i invite shim for a sleepover party in my moms basement? I dont wanna come off to desperate for cock but damn that 2 inch dick he has and 9 inch long clit hes got just gets me wet.mmm im gonna have some cock pie tonight :D

Arnavut Cigeri (lamb's Liver With Red Peppers)
4 servings 2 sm Onion; peeled, sliced 1/8 inch thick and separated into rings1 tb Salt 1/4 ts Salt 1/4 c Parsley; finely chopped and preferably flat leaf 1/4 ts Hot red pepper; crushed 1 lb Lamb's liver; trimmed and cut into 1/2 inch cubes, or 1 lb. calf's liver, trimmed and cubed 1/4 c Raki or pernod or any other anise flavoured aperitif 1/4 c Flour 3/4 c Olive oil Black pepper; freshly ground 2 Red Peppers, long; Italian type, cut in half, deribbed seeded, and cut lengthwise into 1/8 inch wide strips Place the onion rings in a sieve or colander, sprinkle with 1 tablespoon of the salt, and turn them about with a spoon to coat them evenly. Let them rest at room temperature for 30 minutes, then rinse under warm running water and squeeze them gently but completely dry. In a large bowl, toss the onions, parsley and red pepper together until well mixed. Set aside. Drop the liver into a bowl, pour in the raki and stir together for a few seconds. Then pour off the raki. Tos

Poem - Knock
Knock I knock against the door Asking to be let in again There is no answer The door is closed forever Once, I was on the inside Privvie to all But now am on the outside Privvie to none. You told me once That we would be together Don't let your hopes go This I promise you The promise is not kept We will not be together But one thing will never change Is my love for you, evermore.

The Great American Tragedy; Out Of Scotch 1:a
The handsome man in the mirror tells me he needs a drink and a couple drags on a two dollar cigar. He says I'm a slacker. He says I'm nothing like god, nothing like my father, nothing like Pollack Poe or Payne. He says I should get more sleep. I look like hell. And I sure as shit should get back to work. "Cheers old man" he says as he takes a swig of scotch, and I take another left hook to the ego. He tells me to get out of the bathroom and get my fuckshift life back on track Back? Implying that it ever was? But the sad truth is I'm out of scotch and I refuse to smoke cigars without my coat. Unseasonable October warmth. Unwelcome sweltering. Sweltering unwelcome.

Thought For The Day!
Have a nice day! Current mood: Fucking wonderful! The world keeps turning! You might as well smile. NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT ANYWAY!!!Hope all is well in your world,the sun is shining brightly in mine! :p Lots O'luv,Lil'Bear

I Miss You Lil Bro
YOU AND I******************** Your silly ass on those rollerblades,,smiling like a silly little boy.. Damn Justin,,I love you Brother.. Growin into a young Man, ,, waking me up in the middle of the night cause your Moms locked you out..Standing up to Marty when he hurt me.. even though he was your Brother, Your Best Friend.. Lil Man you had Heart and Strength and courage...Coming over So Big Sissa could feed your ass My home cooking,, Cause you know My shit was Good..Hugging You and Telling you how stupid Bitches could Be when you got Hurt.. Cause Love Fuckin Sucks.. Our Fights and Our tears... Telling you things that I could never Tell anyone else because you were the only one who understood my pain cause you were the closest person to the man I love,, and you knew us both too well..I held you till you took your last breath.. Because through every thing you were there for us.. I couldnt leave your side,, not for Marty or your Moms or anybody.. I didnt want to miss a second of your

My Take On The Canes So Far This Season
Well looks like it's back to the same ol Canes as last year...Like last year,we started off 3-1 and then finished 6-6 on the year and sqeeked out a bowl win over Nevada...I can see losing to Oklahoma 2nd game of the season,and from watching Canes virtually destroy Texas A&M,and then struggle to beat Duke just like last year,and then turn around and lose to North Carolina today is just sad...I mean come on now,did Butch Davis intimidate us that bad that we allowed the tarheels to score 27 straight points ,for crying out loud what happened to our D,and is Kyle Wright trying to lose the starting job again,so he passed for 300 yrds and 2 TDs,but he had 4 INTS,GOOD GRIEF SHANNON,these are the cupcakes of the ACC,if we struggle to beat Duke and then lose to NC,then I can only imagine what's going to happen against GT AND FSU,and then the rest of our season,Shannon get it straightened out or you will be no better than the coach you replaced,atleast Coker had a 60-15 record,and your record is

After The Halloween Party
After the Halloween Party by SirRian © Chris was looking forward to the night ahead of him. If there was one holiday he loved as much as Christmas, it was Halloween. Memories of being a kid collecting candy had always been a source of nostalgia. Now in his early 20s, Halloween meant parties. The candy had taken a different form now that he was older; from chocolate bars to some shots and women dressed in the most seductive costumes designed by man. Chris chuckled at this thought. The costumes that these women wore were most definitely the work of men. From skimpy school girl costumes to the skin tight Playboy bunny costumes, Chris love it all. Recently, Chris ended a two year relationship with his girlfriend, Gena, who had been cheating on him almost since they started dating. Why she had stayed with him at all was beyond him, but Chris was more amazed that she had managed to keep it secret for so long. Tonight was the first real party night without Gena and the leash she ha

Canada's Health Care
Subject: Canada's Health care system from a Canadians point of view. Hey Guys; I saw on the news up here in Canada where Hillary Clinton introduced her new health care plan. Something similar to what we have in Canada. I also heard that Michael Moore was raving about the health care up here in Canada in his latest movie. As your friend and someone who lives with the Canada health care plan I thought I would give you some facts about this great medical plan that we have in Canada. First of all: 1) The health care plan in Canada is not free. We pay a premium every month of $96. for Shirley and I to be covered. Sounds great eh. What they don't tell you is how much we pay in taxes to keep the health care system afloat. I am personally in the 55% tax bracket. Yes 55% of my earnings go to taxes. A large portion of that and I am not sure of the exact amount goes directly to health care our #1 expense. 2) I would not classify what we have as health care plan, it

Crying As I Type...
...we sat for dinner and next to us was an elderly couple. Maybe in their 80's. They were so sweet and I kept looking over at the woman. She was very small in stature. She was wearing blue trousers and a blue and white striped blouse. Her white hair was curled and she had gold earrings on. Her paper thin skin on her slender hands daintily picked at her food. She kept fussing w/ the gold bracelet on her left wrist. It was so cute how she would huff and puff everytime it would get in her way. Her feet barely reaching the floor. They dangled the way a child's would at the dinner table. At one point she caught me looking at her and she smiled. I didn't look away and I smiled back and said "hello". I then turned back to my food and I felt a tear start sliding down my cheek. I quickly caught it and wiped it away before anyone noticed. Why was I crying? The woman reminded me of my grandmother. So small, so fragile yet strong in her resolve and a personality to match. A flood of sadness

Baby Face
So Ive been working on my daughters baby shower, since its next Sun..Got to get things going. So I rented a hall at this place called Pentos place. and Im going to rent a DJ Sterio system for the day.. Friends & I have been working on some babyshower favors..its these little pink bottles filled with sweettarts that look like little pacifers..and has a lil ribbon..very cute. ( I will have pics in a few weeks) Anyways, her theme is "Disney Princesses" I went on E-bay and bought 4 standup life size of the princesses..which cost me $$ 135 bucks..*phew* My friend Lori is making a 3-D Cake of the Disney Castle, 3 layer cake, vanilla, choclate, Strawberry layers. Shes the one that made my pot leaf "40" Cake..The disney cake cost me 150 bucks..yeah..so the resteraunt wanted to charge me 400$$ to cater it, :o No way, so we are going to cook and make sme awesome food for it for alot less $$ But wayyy more food. Cant beat that! Not only that, I went and bought a baby shower book for the games

Omfg
IF U ARE ADDING ME JUST BC U THINK U MIGHT SEE ME NAKED ...THINK AGAIN,FFS GO BUY A FNING MAGAZINE OR SOME PORN N BEAT OFF BC IM NOT ANYONES MASTERBATION MATERIAL SORRY FOR UR LUCK THERE GUYS NEXT GUY OR GIRL TO ADD ME THEN ASK TO SEE MY NSFW FOLDER WILL BE BLOCKED IM FED UP FUTHER MORE THERE IS ONLY PICS IN THERE THAT SOME JEALOUS ASSHOLES FLAGGED NSFW N THAT FOLDER WILL STAY LOCKED TILL THEY UNFLAGG THEM SEEING HOW IT WAS THERE GLITCH THAT MADE EM OPEN TO HATERS IN THE FIRST PLACE

Information
Im going to be submitting at least 1 of my poems to my campus for a contest/ publishing thingy! (gotta love it when I write retardedly and say I want to be published at the same time!) So go to this link! And leave a comment on the poem you liked the best. Because I honestly CANT choose which one to send! You can comment without joining the site! just do it anonymously, you can tell me who you are within the comment if you wish to... but you dont have to if you dont want to! PLEASE HELP! http://myndalynn.blogspot.com/ You may have to copy and paste! Thanx a Million! OH and yes the picture is of me! I was 3 years old!

Dirk Gently Radio Series On The Air
Douglas Adams' much loved detective, the enigmatic Dirk Gently, will be make his UK broadcast debut on BBC Radio 4 October. Featuring a star-studded cast with Harry Enfield in the lead role, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency will be produced by the same award-winning team that made the conclusion to The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Harry is joined by Lord of the Rings actor Billy Boyd, Fawlty Towers' Andrew Sachs, The Golden Compass' Jim Carter and PeepshowHitchhikers saga. The cast includes: Billy Boyd as Dirk's client Richard Macduff; Olivia Colman as Dirk's secretary Janice Pearce; Jim Carter is Dirk's nemesis DS Gilks; Andrew Sachs as Professor Reg Chronotis; Felicity Montagu (I'm Alan Partridge) as Susan Way, with Robert Duncan (Drop the Dead Donkey) as her brother Gordon; Toby Longworth (Star Wars) as the Electric Monk; and Michael Fenton Stevens (Nighty Night) as Michael Wenton Weakes. Guest appearances are made by Andrew Secombe (Star Wars); Jon Glover (H

Wicked Storm ~ Tuesday Morning Bombing~~
Wicked Storm Crew! Next Contest!! Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her picture but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. The Cherry Chase hosted by Heartistic Soul is in full swing. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. Make sure you go by meet and greet, pass out gifts, drinks etc to the contestants and commentors. Great opportunity to RECRUIT!!! We still need new members!! Rock on Wicked Storm Crew!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!! Make sure to read and repost blogs and bulletins from WSC, Crew and Members Get this widget |

Boneless Bbq Pork Ribs
Ingredients: * Dry Rub: * 3 Tablespoons paprika * 1 Tablespoon garlic powder * 1 Tablespoon brown sugar * 3 Tablespoons coarse salt * 2 Tablespoons pepper * 6 to 7 lbs of boneless pork loin * BBQ Sauce: * 1 bottle (36 oz) ketchup * 1 cup brown sugar * 3/4 cup (honey) BBQ sauce 1/2 teaspoon lemon juice Method In a small bowl combine the paprika, garlic powder, brown sugar, salt and pepper. Rub this mixture on all sides of pork loin. Place on rack in a roasting pan with about one inch of water in the bottom. Bake, uncovered, at 300 degrees. Remove from oven when internal temperature is 160 degrees. Let roast set 10 minutes. While roast is baking, prepare BBQ sauce: In a saucepan over low heat combine ketchup, brown sugar, bbq sauce and lemon juice. Simmer about 10 minutes; remove from the heat. After meat has rested, place on cutting board and slice into 1 1/2-inch slices. Lay each one down and cut in half again vertic

16
Expedition 16 Ready for Launch The Soyuz rocket that will launch Expedition 16 to the International Space Station was placed at its launch pad over the weekend. Commander Peggy Whitson, Flight Engineer Yuri Malenchenko and spaceflight participant Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor will launch from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan Wednesday at 9:22 a.m. EDT. Two days later the Soyuz TMA-11 vehicle carrying the new crew will dock to the Earth-facing port of the station’s Zarya module. Image above: The Soyuz TMA-11 spacecraft was transported by railcar to its launch pad at the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan Oct. 8, 2007 for launch Oct. 10. Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls The Expedition 15 crew continues readying the station for its new residents. Flight Engineeer Clay Anderson has been resizing U.S. spacesuits for Whitson and Malenchenko. Commander Fyodor Yurchikhin and Flight Engineer Oleg Kotov set up a work space in the Zvezda service module that will allow the visiting S

What No One Ever Sees In Me
The Part of You That No One Sees You are passionate, romantic, and emotional. You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it. You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out. Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable. Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there. You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

Now I've Got A Problem Maybe
Well, I'm running into a dilemna here, I only have room for one more pic or I'll be at capacity so either I have to delete pics which I don't want to do or get a VIP for me so I can have more room for pics here, wish I had someone buy me one that's for sure here but I don't know if that'll happen or not unless of course I buy it myself which I could.

Facts
Facts about Me Part2 ;*)........... Unknown facts: 1. I don't like hot weather over 80 degrees. 2. the perfect date for me would be a movie, dinner and a hotel room for kinky sex, use your imagination I'm a very kinky kind of girl. 3. I like to meditate it keeps me sane 4. I don't like authority figures and I don't like to be told what to do 5. I will not conform to anyone else's idea of who I'm supposed to be get over yourselves just enjoy and like me for what I am Know Facts About Me: 1. I love Grape soda and Oreos they make me smile 2. I love my friends and would do anything in my power to help them 3. I'm at my happiest when I am being creative I need an artistic outlet daily 4. I like to dance and sing naked in the rain, I like to be out in thunderstorms I feel recharged after the storm passes 5. I would love to live out in the country where I feel free. I don't like living in a crowded town That will be all for this

The Kind Of Girl Who I Want, To Want Me.
Ok, so I've spent countless hours, like everybody else... Making a checklist of 'what I want in a girl.' But it finally occured to me, that that's exactly what I DON'T want. So I reitereated by 'checklist' and come up with this... This is the kind of girl I want to go for me. NOT the kind of girl I would go for. Now, Re-read that a few times ok..... then continue. I don't want a 'checklist girl.' I don't want a girl who is looking for a guy to fulfill the correct set of criteria. - i.e. I have the right job. - Make the right amount of money. - I'm the right height and/or weight. - I live in the right area. - My dick is the right size. - I have the right social status. - etc etc. I'm not perfect. I want a girl who likes me, for me. Not because I'm hitting all the tick boxes on her checklist. In my case, I may be looking for something that simply does not exist. I seem to be looking for that magic 'x-factor' in a girl. And the girl won't leave me be

Im So Fucking Horny That I Could.....
fuck the next guy that hits on me lol im moving out of indiana and i want to have fun before i go!!! lol im tired of being the innocent lil grl its time to be the naughty bad grl i want a guy to fuck me doggie style i want to suck a guys dick and make him cum at least 5 times before i let him fuck the shit outta me!!!!!

Jehovah's Witnesses
Today i got a visit from our neighborhood pests. Who the hell do these people think they are? They think they can just come and knock on my door at the ass crack of dawn and annoy the shit out of me. Where is the racial profile for these people? Seriously, someone needs to take care of these zealots asap.

Kissing
Kissing is often associated with youthful love. It is teenagers, and not parents, who kiss until they are weak in the knees on the escalator in the mall. You can be kissing another, watching others kiss, or experience that I'm about to be kissed moment. Kissing another is often wish-fulfillment or sexual acting out. The wish-fulfillment may not be to kiss per se, but to experience the youthful energy of love. Kissing in this sense is the desire for the awakening of passion, not necessarily the passion acted out. Watching others kiss may be a sign of knowing too much about them personally or participating in their lives at too personal a level. The exception here would be if you are watching your partner kiss another, which is an obvious herald of infidelity or a desire for voyeurism in the relationship. The about to be kissed moment is an interesting one. Often, it occurs as we wake up. This is the dream that may most accurately reflect a desire for actual passion with another

War In Iraq
I am tired of people bashing the war in Iraq. What I hate even more is how people say that this war is about oil. It's not about oil. We are back in Iraq to finish what we started in the first Gulf War. We've been attacked by terrorists. We are taking the fight to the terrorists on their grounds, not ours. we are protecting our nation from terrorist attacks. There is a cost for this war. Like any other war, people die. The men and women who make up our armed forces are unique in this day and age. They all volunteered to serve in our military. Nobody forced them to sign up. They did it on their own free will. They knew that there is a possibility that we could go to war. They knew that there was a possibility that they may not come home alive. The facts in this war is that Iraq harbored terrorists. Al Quada opperatives have been captured in Iraq. Terrorist training camps have been destroyed in Iraq. Iraq had weapons that they were not supposed to have under the terms of the cease fir

Heart Felt Story Please Read
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to

Neverending Distruction
Summer ends School begins- A never ending Line of distruction. Come, bring the madness- Flowing free without guilt Bring the hatred- Take over your soul. Summer ends, School begins- A never ending Line of distruction. Anger and hurt feelings Hide behind fake smiles And words of happiness- All lies. Summer ends, School begins- A never ending Line of distruction

Good Morning Beautiful (erotic)
Good Morning Beautiful I stood over you as you slept, Watching of your dream. I wondered what it was I bowed to kiss your head, You turned in a sleepy trance, Threw your arms over my neck, Staring at me in a morning stupor. I smiled, started to say something. Fingers swept across my lips, And you shook your head no. You slid over. Inviting me in, Into the sheets that were still warm. Then I knew. Silent words were all that were said. I cupped your tousled head in my hands, Our lips met with a hunger not to be denied Tongues entwined, fingers began to explore, The lustful intensity increased, kissing deeper, Body parts moistened, and stiffened. The air is filled with a familiar musky scent The passion began to swell, Lips never breaking stride Suddenly you stopped, looked into my eyes impiously. Without uttering a word you bowed your head to my lap. Instinctively wrap your warm hand around my member,

I Want Your Opinion
normally i give things to think about with my opinion but now it is your turn i want you to give me your opinion and the one i think is the best opinion i will post in my next "things to think about 3" these will be the subjects of your opinions. "unconditional love" "intrest in someone(looks vs. getting to know them)" "value of a person(why am i here)" "deception"

Clips Of Two "saw 4" Traps
Here are two clips from the upcoming "Saw 4" movie, which feature two of Jigsaw's traps. One reveals who is behind the pig mask that we have been seeing so much, while the other is a sick game of knives, where the object is to press on them with your face to escape. In the movie, two seasoned FBI profilers, Agent Strahm and Agent Perez, arrive to assist veteran Detective Hoffman in sifting through Jigsaw's latest grizzly remains and piecing together the puzzle. However, when SWAT Commander Rigg is abducted and thrust into a game, the last officer untouched by Jigsaw has but ninety minutes to overcome a series of demented traps and save an old friend or face the deadly consequences. As with previous installments, "Saw IV" will hit theaters around Halloween (October 26th). http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com Trailer Clips: http://www.worstpreviews.com/media.php?id=720&place=trailer

Cam Girl Profile: Erika
She's got that bad girl look that every guy wants on his arm, and every girlfriend is scared to death of. She's Erika, she's Canadian, and she's our latest interview subject. She's been in a few FOUNDRY CAMS videos, including this video of her chocolate-covered nips, and we have a few more clips of Erika on deck, ready to go. We've been waiting for this interview for a while, and after seeing the answers, they were worth the wait... CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW THEN HEAD OVER TO FOUNDRY CAMS AND CHAT WITH ERIKA LIVE ON CAM!

Screw You!
Two lawyers are stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming. One day, one of the lawyers yelled down from the tree,"WOW, I just can't believe my eyes, there is a woman out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was most sceptical and said "You're hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning redhead, face up, totally naked and unconscious. The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, indeed she was alive, warm and breathing, but sunburned and needing immediate care and nursing. One said to the other (as a typical male would), "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long,long time. Do you think we s

Food For Thought
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life not life to years. We’ve been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space, but inner space. We

Biker's Clubhouse Bar & Grill Is Having A Get Together For B.a.c.a. Tuesday 7 Pm Central
COME ON OVER TO THE BIKER'S CLUBHOUSE BAR & GRILL TUESDAY FOR B.A.C.A.(BIKER'S AGAINST CHILD ABUSE) PLEASE CLICK THE PICTURE TO COME IN! Various ArtistWe Are The WorldMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Installing Love....lmfao For The Computer Lovers And World.
Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process? Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart? Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are Running? Tech Support: What programs are running? Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now. Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer Disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resen

Why Dragons?
Why Dragons? The smoke still hangs heavily over the meadow, Circling down from the mouth of the cave, While kneeling in prayer, full armored and haloed, The lone knight is feeling uncertainly brave. The promise of victory sung in the churches, Is hardly a murmur out here in the air. All that he hears is the thud of this faint heart Echoing growls of the beast in its lair. The steel of his armor would flash in the sunlight, Except that the smoke has quite hidden the sky. The red of the cross on his breast should sustain him, Except - he suspects - it's a perfect bull's-eye. The folk of the village who bet on the outcome Have somehow all fled from the scene in dismay. They'll likely return in a fortnight or longer, He doubts that they'll be of much help on this day. And then - with a scream - the fell beast of the cavern Flings its foul body full out of the cave. The knight forgets prayers and churches and haloes And tries to remember just how to be brave. The webs

Foundry Cams: Alicia Rocks Out In Her F*ck Me Shirt
Alicia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in a tight blue thong, fishnet stockings, and of course, her Foundrymusic F*CK ME Shirt. Enjoy bonking your head on the monitor as she shakes her magnificent hiney to "Daylight" by PAUL MAHOS & NEW LIFE CRISIS. CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO And then, if you're as worked up as we are, GO TO FOUNDRY CAMS AND CHAT WITH ALICIA LIVE ON CAMERA!

Touch
Touch In a world so absent of love How could you ever twist it so much To fit your definition of push and shove Feel My own grid of concrete and steel Wonder what is beautiful and real What is broken and what can’t heal Know The corridors inside my soul What it meant to give up control Find the equation; not fill the hole Love Could I ever give enough Are my edges a little too rough Is my shell a little too tough

Need(tad Suggestive)
Eyes lock, one breathless gaze from disaster, slowly Control is the mystery, not he nor she, but love or lust Fingers starve for a drink of you, knuckles ache thirsty Lips begging to graze your aura even, and I lick them to calm My blood warms quickly, burns through veins, a fever Consumption makes me starved, crazy, thirsty/starving Dying for a piece of you Touching you burns through my fingers, the fix Running the length through my arm and somehow warms Parts deepest inside of me, taking reason and consciousness As my heart overtakes my mind My lips starve for a drink/kiss lover, just a warm Taste of soft lips moving, tongue searching, a bite Of the apple of good and evil, a place where there Is no turning back, just a rabid fever, flames needing Extinguishing from the inside out, I tell you this I tell you I need you inside me, I need to know The reality of the physical inside me as much as The spiritual, the emotional, and the mental, I need To make th

World's Edge
I walk upon the crumbling wall that marks the world's edge precipice Between the safe green turf landing and the red dizzying tumble into the void Each footstep placed with gentle care trusting to what lies beneath Knowledge and experience come to nought control is purely emotional Winds blow, balance is lost and found darkness falls and feeling is all A shifting stone grates for a second heart cries and races for hours I cannot sleep for time marches moss invades and I may slip Astride the wire that guards the gap there is no relief with which to breathe To ascend the broken wall end requires even more care in moving Stones untied and fence posts rotted secure footholds liable to slip Hands grasp for a balancing act meet fresh air and friable rock No guard posts on this wall from where to take stock Over the horizon and long away perspective narrows to infinity To look ahead and to plan the way is to lose my footing in the present Leaping to either side tak

Nice Guys Stiil Finish Last
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy

My Love Is Like A Rose
Heavenly Father created the rose for us. It represents beauty. Its petals represents the gentle feelings we have for each other. Its leaves represents the outstretched arms, loving and giving. Its roots grow long and deep, gaining strength in every length and depth. I give this rose to you, for you are special to me. Each time you look at a rose, remember you are special to me. Whenever you catch its fragrance floating in a gentle breeze, remember you are special to me. If you should hold the rose in your hands and feel the strength in the stem, remember you are feeling the strength of my heart. If you should dig in the sweet earth our Father in Heaven gave us, remember you are seeing the depth of my heart. As you embark on your journey that will take you far from me, remember you are taking half of my heart with you. Hold a rose gentle to your heart, remember you are holding me. Every night as you gaze up in joyous prayer, remember as you think of me. One star und

Painting Rainbows
Have you ever met someone who always knows the right things to say, the right look to give, the perfect touch to offer in times when you felt no one else could 'connect' with you? Recently I have been blessed with the beauty of someone who I like to think is one of the few people who put the colors in rainbows...They walk into a room and EVERYONE around them becomes a beautiful shade in a perfect color palette. In my life I have noticed that the most elegant and perfect poems are always signed by "Anonymous" writers..and I've often wondered why or how someone could create such beauty and not take credit for it. I now have a deeper understanding...The author wants the beauty and credit to be souly on the lines in the poem, and not on themselves~ one very unself act. I feel that same way about the person whom I've recently came to know on a deeper level....there's not any need to reveal whom they are...for once you've crossed paths with them, you are well aware of their perfect identit

Friends
Friends By: April Terry Friends, Just who are they? What is there purpose? How much do we really need them? When u think of the word friend, Who is it that comes to mind? Have you talked to then lately? Do they know that you care? Are they someone you can tell anything too? How well do you really know then? Will they be there if you need them? Will you return the favor? Is this friendship a two-way street? Or is it one-sided? If I was asked these questions, I would respond as followed: Friends are those who love you, Even at your darkest moment! The purpose of friends is to support you, And help you to become your best. A good friend is irreplaceable. When I think of the word friend, You come to mind. And even if we haven’t talked today in some form, My heart was with yours. And of course you know I care, And if you didn’t well you know now. If I can’t tell you anything, Well then you’re not my friend, Because that means I feel, That I can’t trust yo

Erotic Stories
"Kneel for me, my pet." you said softly, gazing into my eyes as I obeyed you without question. Soon, I looked away; gazing into your face, my Master, is like staring into the sun. "My beautiful, shy little Kitten " you said with a chuckle, reaching out to caress my face. "What are you thinking?" Gathering my courage, I looked back at you unwaveringly. "Tell me, please, Sir, how to make you happy. I only want to serve you." "Is that so?" "Yes, my Master." "What if I desire to break you, my darling?" you whispered, taking me by the throat, squeezing gently. "What then?" Releasing your hold, you resumed your gentle ministrations upon my upturned face. "What then, my pet?" "Then let me be broken." I said simply. "Shatter me, my Master, my love." "So obedient..." you murmured, attaching the familiar black leather leash to the bondage collar that lay loosely at the base of my neck. "So trusting..." Rising, I followed you quickly and silently down the hall and into our

Time To Admit It: I Need A Personality Change (it’s Boring)
I think it's time for me to admit it: I'm boring. That's why some people on here don't wanna talk to me that much, because my personality's extreme boring, and I need a change. I'm a type of person who don't know how to talk to people that good or carry a good conversation, that's one thing I always have a problem with. I need to change that, but I don't know where to start. Anyways, I have a lot to improve on (and yes I'm admitting it), cause my social skills are that bad. I know it's gonna take me a while to improve on that. Please give me some advice on this

Betrayal
You betrayed my trust, but kept my heart How did it happen, how did it start All those nights talking intensely Loving you more and more immensely All the while you were plotting and planning I got caught up, just a whirlwind spanning You betrayed my trust, now I must go My days are long and oh so slow You kept my heart, I can love no other Now all I am is just a mother You can't take that from me, no way no how To this smile and take a bow My true love, a farewell to you I only hope you loved me too

For All Children
God bless each child With peace profound' May dreams be mild And sleep be sound. God give to each Tomorrow's bread Within his reach; And give his head And heart and hands A job to do In childhood's lands (These days are few), And give him strength, Dear God, I pray, Through life's length To walk Your way.

My Life Is A Wreck
my life is a wreck right now im at a point in my life where im about to give up when i was 5 i was molested by my babysitter the bitch took my innocent away i have nightmares everynight and i do something embarrassing at bedtime to protect myself (if you must know what ill tell you in sb) i have been shy ever since i cant make ends meet i find the wrong friends i always do for everyone else before my self and i get walked on i cant find the right girl cause i get scared to talk to the ladies and my teeth rotted out cause i was so stupid (bad teeth runs in family) i would understand if you dont want to be my friend after reading this :(

Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Jim Norton On Dvd, Sound Byte Contest Continues, New Videos Online
Greetings and flatulations, boys and girls. It's a beautiful weekend (where WE are, that is) and instead of enjoying the sunlight, we're...inside...updating...a website. Oof. As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Show, you can download it online from AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/12/07 (Jerry Springer, Mike Rowe, Steve Carell, Chazz Palminterri!) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/11/07 (Ralphie May Gets Abused) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/10/07 (Pat Cooper Returns and takes over ths show) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/09/07 (Logan Levkoff the sex expert) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/08/07 (Doug Stanhope and Dr. Adam Cox) And Speaking of JIM NORTON (Yeah, segue that sucker), if you missed his Monster Rain special on HBO, have no fear, because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again: Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD! New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to a loyal female fan, as well as our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is

To Damn Funny...
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time, " said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Wildangel... General Manger Of The Playboy Club..
She can be Wild, but she can be an Angel. But she is the General Manger of The Playboy's Club.. You have any problems with members or staff please drop her a line with all the info.. Wild Angel ~ Manager

Shout Box Funnies
->Stryker #3...: oh yeah all the time Stryker #3...: ohh ok, so you have threesomes with them? ->Stryker #3...: its ashely bitches and brodams 2 dif ppl Stryker #3...: lol, who's ashley broadam Stryker #3...: so ur in home fuck buddies, no wonder. Well, guess i thought you were a different person, i gotta work now, later iceman2776...: i can't rate em if their private lol ->Stryker #3...: he lives with me Stryker #3...: shack job? wtf does that mean? ->Stryker #3...: hes my shack job 514x0r: keep the convo going AND then blog him so its juicy Stryker #3...: umm, u dating the guy? Or just fuck buddies ->514x0r: i should blog him yes? 514x0r: ROTFL NICE! SCORE! ->Stryker #3...: uh no whores fuck anything Stryker #3...: ahh, yeah women and cock, no wonder they're all whores ->Stryker #3...: hes got huge kok ->514x0r: haha i told some moron that its 3some pics of ashley and brodams and i haha Stryker #3...: lucky guy, how'd he manage to get both of you? ->Stryker #3...: i

Family List
So, My VIP ends at the end of this week. After that I won't be able to add anyone to my Family List. If you are not in there now and you think you should be, hit me up and I will take it under advisement. Oh, and if you can come up with a compelling reason you should be add, that will get you bonus points. The more entertaining, the better. :p

There Comes A Time For All Endings
Wow where should i start...hmmm well this is going to be short and sweet...Come November 1st, My VIP will expire and i'll be no longer on Fubar. It has been Grand It has been Fun..But like the heading states There Comes A Time For All Endings. Been on here for 1 yr and 5 mo and i've met a bunch of wondeful people...Nikki,Bulldog,Mysticwolf76,CrazySane, Biggfish,And so on...so many of you to name..A special thank you and luvs to Everyone who is Military!!! Past Present and Future,I'll miss you alot. If anyone has myspace out there or msn...y'all can reach me on those myspace.com/wickedtabu tabu_01@msn.com Thank you alot for a wonderful year and half... love always Michelle...aka..tabu

Fu-hubby's In Hospital
My sweetie Just Shizzle is in the hospital until Thursday. He wishes all well and hopes everyone is doing great. If you don't know him here's a link to his page. Send you're fu-love and he will great apricate it and try his best to get everyone back when he's out. Thank you bunches to those who do. :) †ℑUST♥SHIZZLE†@FUBAR*TRISTAS*NIZZLE ¤11thDIMENTION¤¯♥CHARMED VISIONS SECURITY♥(F.a.R)♥(ŠIK)♥(n.W.o)♥@ fubar

I Hate Being Sick And This Is Official
I am going to just blog this since I figure this is the easiest way to explain more things.. I ended up going to the E.R. on Monday for nausea and headaches. Well, let's see, I had a CT scan done to rule out my hydrocephalus (Water on the brain is the term) and to make sure that my shunt was functioning properly (nurse said ventricles were constricted so the Neurosurgeon I had was called) and he did a shunt tap to confirm that the shunt was working. Good news is that I still have my shunt and won't need brain surgery again anytime soon, bad news is that I still have to deal with nausea and headaches for a while longer...

You Know Your Name
You know your name The one who drives me insane Because I have feelings for you I hope you do too One day soon we will meet Hopefully that will be neat I can’t wait to see you in person Hoping it will be lots of fun We should click right away With all the things you say Even though we are miles apart You have a place in my heart It may be too much for me to bear If I find out that you don’t really care I know what I say and do Are really my feelings for you Hopefully I will find out soon And my heart will burst like a balloon My feelings will pour out And maybe even know without a doubt What you really say is true That you have a place in your heart for me too For what I thought was love before Has left my heart broken and sore I want to see what true love is That is one of my wishes I am really hoping it is there And we become a great pair A true love, I don’t think I have ever had And I want a true love really bad And just t

Traffic
Traffic is a fascinating dream image. If traveling is required in a dream, it is often central to resolving the dream story. Consequently, the traffic and whether it cooperates with or hinders the dreamer's achievement is important. Since most everyone encounters traffic everyday, dreams concerning traffic reflect the extent to which your environment cooperates with or hinders your goals. These dreams may be indications that more patience, more self-assertion, or more creativity is needed to reach your goals. Of course, to dream of traffic can also mean that you were simply stuck in it all that day and you need to work out the frustration in a dream. Did the traffic cause you to miss an important appointment?

Politicians
In the media age, dreaming of things political is becoming more frequent. Since we are often exposed to the intimate details of public figures' lives, we feel we know them, even if we only know about them. Consequently, we work these figures into our dream lives when events in our lives seem to empathize with what we know of public figures. Often, politicians, like celebrities, pop into our dreams for no reason other than the fact that we are bombarded with images of them on a daily basis. What may be important, though, is your waking-life perceptions of the politician who appears in your dream.

~ Lt. Michael P. Murphy - Medal Of Honor ~
Medal of Honor The Medal of Honor is the highest military decoration awarded by the U.S. government. It is bestowed on a member of the U.S. armed forces who distinguishes himself "conspicuously by gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty while engaged in an action against an enemy of the United States." Lieutenant Michael P. Murphy United States Navy (SEAL) May 7, 1976 - June 28, 2005 Operation Redwing June 28, 2005 On June 28, 2005, deep behind enemy lines east of Asadabad in the Hindu Kush of Afghanistan, a very committed four-man Navy SEAL team was conducting a reconnaissance mission at the unforgiving altitude of approximately 10,000 feet. The SEALs, Lt. Michael Murphy, Gunner’s Mate 2nd Class (SEAL) Danny Dietz, Sonar Technician 2nd Class (SEAL) Matthew Axelson and Hospital Corpsman 2nd Class (SEAL) Marcus Luttrell had a vital task. The four SEALs were scouting Ahmad Shah – a terrorist in his mid-30s who grew up

Playing With Fire
I try to make my poems rhyme. I wrote this for the five firefighters that where killed in california because of the arsonist. Playing with Fire They love the smell of gasoline. They love the smell of sulfur. They love to watch the fire, as it burns the object that they desire. They love to watch the firemen, as they try to put out the flames. They love to hang around to see what damage it will bring. They never stop to think, before they start a fire, "What happens if someone does get hurt, or happens to expire. If you haven't already guessed, what kind of monster this person is, please continue reading and i'll tell you who it is. An Arsonist is someone, who just doesn't give a damn!

How Do I Let Go
How do I let go To the way things used to be How do I let go Of the hold you had on me How do I let go To these feelings in my heart How do I let go To the fact, we drifted apart How do I let go Of those words you used to say How do I let go When I see you everyday How do I let go Of how happy we used to be How do I let go Suddenly its all so clear to me

Babies First Dr. Visit
> > > >Baby's First Doctor Visit > > > >A woman and a baby was in the doctor's examining room, waiting for > >the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. > > > >The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and > >being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or > >bottle-fed? > >"Breast-fed,"she replied. > > > >"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He > >pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts > >for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. > > > >Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby > >is underweight. You don't have any milk." > > > >"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." > > > >=

Stairway To Heaven
I'VE COME ACCUSTOM TO THE FEELIN THAT SENT MOSES ACCROSS THE NILE.I WONDER IF JESUS IS COMMIN' BACK OR IF SATANS THE POSTER CHILD?QUESTIONS UNANSWERED,I WONDER WHY THEY CAN CLONE HUMAN CELLS BUT CANT SUFFICATE CANCER,I MIGHT BE GETTING BESIDES MY SELF NO REALLY IM DEALIN WITH ANGER ,I WONDER IF WE WOULD OF KNEW MALCOM AS MALCOM UNKNOWN HE HE NEVER GRACED THE CLANKER. I WONDER WOULD THE WORLD BE THE SAME IF MUHAMMED NEVER FORCED THE DESISION,ISLAM OR DEATH HOW COULD YOU FORCE A RELIGION? I WONDER IF THE CIVIL WAR WAS ABOUT MINORITY LIVING OR WAS IT CUZ THE NORTHERNERS WASNT GETTIN MONEY OFF THE SLAVERY BUSINESS .......I WONDER............I WONDER WHY PEOPLE BORN TO BE RICH AND IT FEEL LIKE IM LIVIN TO DIE ?I DONT LIKE REMEMBERIN WHEN WE WAS COLORED IM TRYIN TO KEEP MY EYES ON THE PRIZE. I WONDER IF HEAVEN GOT A GHETTO CUZ IM READY TONIGHT IF I DONT MAKE IT I'LL BE GOOD NIGGA TOSS ME SOME ICE .

Before The Storm B
Before The Storm Captain America paused a moment as he looked around the table at each of the Invaders, giving them the chance to add anything if they wanted. As meetings went, this one had gone pretty well, considering that with the divergent personalities involved, many gatherings turned into arguments. "I have a question," Namor said, the tone of his voice showing that he was obviously angry at something. "Fire away, Namor," the blond haired leader said, wondering what might've set off the volatile amphibian this time. "I would like to know how long we are going to let ourselves be subjected to the ridicule of the so-called press," Namor said, obviously making reference to something he had read in the newspaper in his hand. "I wasn't aware that we were being ridiculed," the Captain replied, thinking that Namor often took umbrage at things that no one else gave a second thought to. "I find that surprising as you are one of the two parties that

For Someone That I Love...
ok, this is seepage from someone else's brain... it's a song written by mark salomon, who does vocals for one of my favorite bands, stavesacre. the song is mostly about the masks that we wear to disguise ourselves from the people around us. it speaks to me deeply because there is a lot about myself that i don't show to people. at the same time, i feel lonely because no one really does know me. it creates a lot of tension within me. anyway... when this fleeting limelight fades and we're alone again what name will your heart speak? what is true? what is real? not what you feel what you know eternally ten years running blind and aimlessly warming by the fires of bridges burning ten thousand peering eyes that can only see the show, the smile, the face i allow how many more break beneath the surface? young and bold, but blind and led by blind His person missed beyond His name was this the hope when we began? a tragic generation of faithless children and forgotten l

My Love
MY LOVE My heart in reverance turns to You, my Love. It is grace, it is You who rules in the night. It is praise, it is You whose hands set the moon alight. And You alone, whose thoughts are shown... Controling my heart, above me with all Your might. I raptly gaze and love You... I feel the guiding power, You express. It is desire, it is You, who sets every star. It is beauty, it is You, whose hands hold my heart. My love on high to only You, I cry. You, the One, I shall bow before. You, my Love.

What A Woman Wants
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • leave her cute text notes. • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • just walk around with her. • FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. • look at her like she's the only girl you see. • tickle her even when she says stop. • hold her hand when you're around your friends. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she's sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • kiss her forehead. • give her the world. • let her wear your clothes. • when she's sad, hang out with her. • let her know she's important. • kiss her in the pouring rain

The Quest For My 7 Day Blast. Please Bomb!!
Hey all!! I need some help.. CALLING ALL DSC, D&DC, OR ANYONE ELSE THAT CAN HELP OUT!!! I'm trying for my first 7 day blast... please come by and show mad love on my pic!! I need a total of 45k comments by saturday!! Please help! Drinks for those who help!!

Im In A Contest And I Need Your Help Please!!!!!
Lady Mel PLEASE BOMB THIS PIC IM IN A CONTEST STARTING TODAY THE 26TH AND IT ENDS NOVEMBER 2ND AND U KNOW IM ALL FOR HELPING U IF U NEED IT MY FRIENDS AND FOR THOSE OF U THAT HELP ME THANK U SOOOOO MUCH I OWE U BIG TIME AND THOSE WHO DONT WELL I FEEL FOR U AND I STILL AM YA FRIEND ANYWAYS :) THANK U ALL SO MUCH!!

My Devilish Angel
Shadows pass among the children of the night, We all have our daemons that we bare. Loneliness knows no bounds upon one's soul. Happiness turns to abandonment at a blink of an eye. No answers can be heard in the shadows of the night. Buildings give no solice to those that harbor in the darkness. Gentleness once been told upon once a tortured soul. Precious stolen moments lost with a word. Mind fractured with one's own carelessness. A silent heart cries out that no one hears. Giving up too soon to the darkness with in. A Devilish Angel appears with the promise of hope. He too is ripped away by the daemons of the shadow. His sensual kiss still burns the flesh with passion lost. Leaving his hunger planted deep with in the tortured soul. Never to be claimed or fulfilled. The soul screams as the daemons drag it to their feeding ground. Never resisting their call the daemons feed with their festering touch. The nightmare returns over and

Join In It's Fun
PLEASE COPY THE RULES AND KEEP THEM IN EVERY BLOG SO THAT IT KEEPS GOING THANX!!!! (COPY THIS >>>THIS IS THE BLOG TRAIN THE ____RULES__ ARE QUITE SIMPLE FAN R8 ADD AS USUAL,THE FIRST FOUR PEOPLE TO FAN R8 AND ADD THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG PIMPOUT WILL BE ON ONE OF THE 4 PEOPLES BLOG PIMOUT,YOU CAN BE ON THE TOP LIST OF ALL FOUR PEOPLE AND AT THE END REFER BACK TO CANDLE MANN TO BE ADDED TO THE CM PIMPOUT..PLEASE MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE TOP 4 KNOW THE RULES AND HOW TO POST A PIMPIN BLOG FOR THE NEXT 4 KEEP IT ROLLIN PEEPS ,..YOU MUST KEEP CANDLE MANN AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BLOG TRAIN SO PEEPS CAN REFER BACK AND BE ADDED THATS RIGHT EVERY IS GOING TO BE PIMPED OUT EVEN IF NOT IN THE TOP 4..IF YOU ARE IN THE TOP 4 YOU MUST DO A BLOG PIMPOUT AS WELL (YOU WILL HAVE A TOTAL OF FIVE 5 PEOPLE COUNTING CANDLE MANN ... IF ANY QUESTIONS PM CANDLE MANN THANX _____________ Amber aKa CaSpEr - Dbo71's Woman - SCF Bombers Freedom Bombing/Leveling Family@ fubar♥StiNa

I Had To Post One More Stupid Sb Convo Before I Leave
Matt: nice talking to u ->Suga Lips: well it won't happen Matt: and i wanna be ONE of them ->Suga Lips: the people that need to see them, see them Matt: oh thats bad ->Suga Lips: I dont show them Matt: lol y ? ->Suga Lips: nope Matt: oh yeah, will u show me in future ? ->Suga Lips: uh I guess Matt: bang, ur married... what a turn on watching someone's wife and her boobs ->Suga Lips: my husband wouldn't like that Matt: mmm ok, but u should take few ->Suga Lips: nope Matt: u have NSFW ? Matt: mmmm ok ->Suga Lips: I'm not going to be on much today--have to finish packing & then packing up the computer Matt: oh no, can i have ur yahoo id ->Suga Lips: my computer is getting packed up & put into storage ->Suga Lips: um no Matt: U and ur boobs ->Suga Lips: see 'them'? Matt: can i see them on webcam ? ->Suga Lips: thanks Matt: u have nice curves ->Suga Lips: I did Matt: check my comments ->Suga Lips: hi Matt: hi =]..I might just mi

Why
why do they always blame you when you not the one at fault for what they caused to happen on thier own vialation? why do they always tell you its your fault when you break thier heart when they broke yours first? why can't they ever take the blame for what they did to themselves? why can't they let go when they know they've already lost you? why do they always have some kind of excuse why it's not thier fault for you breaking thier heart? why do they always think that it's all on you when thier the ones who can't let go of what they've already lost? Why is it that they all act the same to try and tell you that you are the slut that ruined the relationship when thier the ones who said they were still in love with someone else and didn't want to be with you any more? Why can't they just accept the fact that you don't want to be with them any more? Why am i always the one at fault for someone

Social Networking With Your License Plate
It's a boring morning for me today so i was off browsing youtube. Than came across a video that kind of explains a new kind of social networking that's available. How it works is you register on the website (register with your license plate) and if you're out driving around one day and see someone you would want to socialize with you call a 1-900 number, punch in their license plate and it will connect you to that driver. Think of the idiots that cut you off everyday haha ;). Well...just wanted to share that with everyone, back to browsing i go

My Mysteries Discovered
subject: my mysteries discovered post date: 2007-09-22 11:43:19 i can no longer remember life without you though it was only yesterday i know you exist your face fills my thoughts my skin longs for your touch your caress excites me excitement welling up inside me feel the love everywhere love fills my insides feeling it all around me in your touch as you caress the very mysteries of my body i am longing for your discovery of all my mysteries

Sweet Leaf By Sfu
I love the SFU verson better than the orignal.... Alright now! Won't you listen? When I first met you didn't realize I can't forget you or your surprise You introduced me to my mind And left me wanting you and your kind I love you. Oh you know it My life was empty forever on a down Until you took me showed me around My life is free now, my life is clear I love you sweet leaf - though you can't hear Come on now - try it out Straight people don't know what you're about They put you down and shut you out You gave to me a new belief And soon the world will love you sweet leaf

Halloween Treats
Yes, it's that time of year. The leaves turn to golden yellows, vibrant reds, the weather gets cold. Frost kills the last of the ragweed and pollen that has been causing congested nasal passages all across the Midwest. And with that goes my morning ritual of 7 sneezes before I even get out of bed. I dread this season, not because of the weather or because I will be scared out of my wits by another Freddie Krueger or a hockey face masked Jason. To be honest with you, I have yet to watch a Friday the 13th or Halloween movie. The last ultimately scary movie I watched was the original Night of the Living Dead. Never again. I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to my brother munching on my dangling arm. He thought it was funny. I slept with a knife under my pillow. He has scarred me for life. What I do dislike is being dragged to Mazes, where I will totally get lost and wind up cutting through corn stalks to find my laughing friends. Or I will be tricked into going to a 'ha

Moanday - Monday
You know its true! Well, After a couple of profile posting before I noticed it - (broken link) - for a couple of my gifs on todays comment . . . (sorry If I didnt get back to your page to correct it) Wasnt far from the truth . . . as far as WHAT is worse than a MONDAY? -Was hard to think of anything - 8-p I hope the joke didnt offend any glass eater out there :) So - here it is, I hope it finds you without glass in places it shouldnt be! Oh to see this as it was meant to be (on black background) Click here ENJOY YOUR MONDAY! So I thought I make a -LIST- of things that are WAY worst than 1) err, 2) ummm . . . 3) well theres . . . 4) Oh ... I got one! "Eating shards of glass" ... *nods* So, happy Monday It's better than Glass! But Now that I've got to see your ass ... My MONDAY is better!

Cynicism > Intelligence
Do you feel unappreciated? Of course you do, you are. No one truly understands how great you really are, not even you do. There you are, innocently posting images of yourself on a public profile – what’s wrong with that? Did you - for one moment - realize that you’re a god damn, vain, pretentious whorebag? Did you know that? – and - What are you doing? No, seriously, do you expect some of us to bring up your image and find ourselves furiously rubbing at our groins from all directions? How dare you think, for one second that you might need that extra little ego boost? You know it’s not that. We all know that you love yourself. You’re probably feeling a little guilty now, but don’t worry - there is one way to save yourself. Just take down all your photos and delete your profile. Then I’ll forgive you and we’ll pretend it never happened. Some people just lack the strong sense of ethical behavioral standards that I seem to easily uphold and maintain. If only more people were li

My Words Meaning
My Words Meaning By: April Terry When you ask how I am, And the only word I say is “ok” It means something is wrong, And I want you to ask. When you ask if you should call, And I say “if you want” It means that’s a stupid question, Of course I want you too. When were talking, And I say “I love you” It means just that, And I’m thinking about us. When I get silent, And then say “I miss you” It means I wish you were, Holding me tight in your arms. Every word I speak, Is carefully chosen, And has a meaning much deeper, Then the words themselves. So listen close, To all I say, For every word has a clue, To how I really feel deep within.

Environmentalist Don't Get It
A few moments ago I heard a commercial about ethanol production. The farmer said "Its wonderful that we can plow our fields in the spring, tend our crops during the summer, harvest during the fall and convert the crops to fuel our tractors the next year" This is a wonderful way to have your farm up on the auction block the following year. As to produce enough corn to convert to fuel to plow the fields would require 1.5 acres per 5 gallons of ethanol. The only farm land that could produce enough fuel to run the farm and produce a profit would be huge corporate farms where million dollar harvesters could farm maga farms to keep the cost of production down. This would cause the price of corn for food supply to skyrocket as large tracts of land are converted to fuel production so that at some point it would cause the farmer to stop growing for fuel as the profits would be greater to produce for food stocks. This from the same folks that are opposed to huge corporate farms and s

What's Next?
Notice When Something Can't Be Controlled Or Understood The Thing To Do Is To Destroy It... You Know What I Mean.. Witches... Burning Of Books... And Now... Dogs? Man's Best Friend... WOW!! What's Next? Help Put A Stop To This Pathetic Injustice! All These Things Being Destroyed Are Because Of Man Made Decisions... Never Too Late To Change A Mind - Except When Life Is Killed.

Bliss
a soft gentle kiss deep inside of me ready to explode to feel you inside of me would be wonderful you have unleashed my pleasure don't stop now go for the gold take it all no please don't stop now leave me motionless in my bliss

Divorced Barbie, Too Funny Lol
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir...,Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Harley, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...one of Ken's Friends.

Top Ten By Kissamedeadly
While gender roles have often been set in stone so to speak in western culture, those roles are changing and the line between what guys and gals are supposed to be doing becoming blurred or erased all together. In an age where women can be astronauts and brain surgeons, why cannot men be stay at home dads? The trend is becoming more and more popular as the marketplace opens up for women to earn and do as much as their male counterparts in predominately male occupations. Couples choose to have the man stay at home and raise their children for many reasons. Sometimes the woman has a higher income or is on a fast paced career track that is monetarily beneficial for the family than the mans. Sometimes the man decides to stay home to be more accessible to his children and deal with a child crisis such as an illness or behavior problem. Sometimes the couple decides even before they have children who will stay at home. Whatever the reason, Stay at home dads are just as vital to the up rearing

O To The Drink
well i have been thinking alot about how life is going and i dont really like the way things are going so i am chance alot of things it is came down to it and i am going to stop drinking and try to turn things around and see how that helps with the shit

British Army Tests Invisible Tank
New technology that can make tanks invisible has been unveiled by the Ministry of Defence. In secret trials last week, the Army said it had made a vehicle completely disappear and predicted that an invisible tank would be ready for service by 2012. The new technology uses cameras and projectors to beam images of the surrounding landscape onto a tank. Now you see it: How the tank might look with background images beamed onto the side The result is that anyone looking in the direction of the vehicle only sees what is beyond it and not the tank itself. A soldier, who was at the trials, said: "This technology is incredible. If I hadn't been present I wouldn't have believed it. I looked across the fields and just saw grass and trees - but in reality I was staring down the barrel of a tank. How the technology works in a combat situation is very sensitive, but the MoD is believed to be testing a military jacket that works on the same principles. It is the type of innovati

Yeah Another One
I lay here in my bed tonight thinking of the morning light. Hoping and wishing I could see you knowing how I feel is very true. No matter what the mood, you make me happy when i talk to you. I could be sad, mad, frustrated, or angry but as soon as I see you that all goes away. You make me grin, you make me smile, you make my life seam worth while. Theres something special between you and me. Something special we both can see..

Saying Goodbye
My mother just passed away, I just wanted to let y'all know, and I am the only child, and only family memeber. The family I do have is out of state and they gave up on her along time ago, since she was a drug addict. I just feel all alone in this big ole world. Well thanks for listening.

Deep Fried Turkey
Ingredients * 3 gallons peanut oil for frying * 1 12 lb turkey (go ahead and remove the neck and giblets) * 1 white onion * 1/4 cup seasoning (you can use creole or any seasoning you wish) Directions 1. In a LARGE pot (or turkey fryer if you happend to have one) heat up the oil to 400F (or 200C) and be sure to leave room for the turkey to submerge. You don't want oil spilling over the sides! 2. Rinse off your turkey and pat dry with paper towels. Then rub your seasoning all over the turkey (inside and out). Be sure that nothing is covering the hole of the bird because we need oil to freely flow inside to cook thoroughly. 3. Put the onion and the turkey in a drain basket (put turkey in basket NECK end first) and lower into hot oil. Make sure the bird is COMPLETELY covered. Keep the temperature of the oil at 350F (175C) and cook for approximately 3.5mins/lb. For a 12lb bird this will be about 45 minutes. 4. Remove the basket from the oil and s

The Man Code..fwd From Someone Else
1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her. 3. When questioned by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours. 5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "BULLSHIT!" (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%) 6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness sh

What Is The Essence Of Buddhas Teachings?
Simply speaking, this is to avoid harming others and to help them as much as possible. Another way of expressing this is, Abandon negative action; create perfect virtue; subdue your own mind. This is the teaching of the Buddha. By abandoning negative actions (killing, etc.) and destructive motivations (anger, attachment, close-mindedness, etc.), we stop harming ourselves and others. By creating perfect virtue, we develop beneficial attitudes, like impartial love and compassion, and do actions motivated by these thoughts. By subduing our mind, we cut away all false projections, thus making ourselves calm and peaceful by understanding reality. The essence of Buddha's teachings is also contained in the three principles of the path: definite emergence, the dedicated heart and wisdom realizing emptiness. Initially, we seek definitely to emerge from the confusion of our problems and their causes. Then, we see that other people also have problems, and with love and compassion, we dedicate

Intolerence.
I`v often thinks, what kind of people there are in here. And of caurse it`sb an mirror of the real life. Therfore, i`v been thinking, why give a shit of what others beliwe about me. I`v decided to come out as the real me. If you can handel it`s ok, and if not so what, not a friend of my, anyway. I`m sick and tired of peoples intolerence, ewen it`s me which people says has none, not true. But only for the one i knows and care for. So up yours and Sieg heil. WW WP. Brix Division Denmark. Call me sick and i`ll tell you the truth Call me an hooligan and I´ll prove it to you (FORZA FCK) call me an looser, i`v probelary got more monney than you, shitface. Call me an racist, I`m not. Call me an Nationalist and i`ll bow before you. Call me an peagent, i`m not. My beliwe is full legal in Denmark, so fuck all your Christianshits (Jesus were black, he were born were peoples not white anyway. Try to keep me down and I`ll grow bigger an stronger. Who am i?

Aww How Sweet
Your romantic energy is perfectly attuned to your sweetie or whomever you're most attracted to now -- so see if you can get together! Even just a quick sit-down can be incredibly sweet today. Now Babe... if only you didnt get i trouble over the weekend...

Dear Civilians...
Rules for the Non Military Dear Civilians: We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem --- kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest --- kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. We

Chinese
Chinese Love naughty jokes? Click here to joint this group A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try sumting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a very puzzled tone he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"

Hi Everyone
I wanted to let all my friends and my soon to be friends that I am real I just haven't had a chance to get my camera my husband just got back from Iraq and he had it so in just a couple days I should have my salute up. Thanks guys

Random Acts
How many of us practice.... Buried at PhotoCasket.com You hear this phrase quite often, how often do you practice it??? Here are some links to people who need help in some giveaways and such, maybe practice today for a little while :) You must fan add and rate the host to comment She needs 95,000 comments total for a 30 day blast 95,000 comments total for a 30 day blast glitter-graphics.com

Bleh
Well, yesterday was somewhat interesting... I'm not going into all the details, cuz, well thats between me and andrew... but we almost broke up... cuz, well, I'm cool like that. I just, don't know sometimes... about me... ya know? I've never done well in relationships. I will get comfortable, and happy... then find some way to push them away. I've always done it... ALWAYS... it's not intentional... I can see myself doing it, and I can try to talk myself out of it, but sometimes, i can't.... its weird... we kinda talked it all out... i think he understands where i'm coming from... and my fears. I trully love this guy. I know its gonna kinda be rough, but I really want this to work. I want him in my life... and I don't want to lose him, or hurt him... or push him away... I dunno... it's hard to explain... this is what i copied from the NIMH... about BPD While a person with depression or bipolar disorder typically endures the same mood for weeks, a person with BPD may experience in

The Wal-mart Cat
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL MART! Why WAL MART??? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WAL MART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

She Did It!!
LisaSweet is now a GodMother of Fubar!!! Please stop by & congratulate her if you can. lisasweet ~ member of sunshine angels friends club@ fubar To all those on my friends list that helped... You are just the best! ~*~XOXO~*Lizzy

System Glitch Blog By Goddess
THEY FIXED THE GLITCHES SO PPL WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT TYPE OF SPEED BOMBING. IM OPEN TO ANYTHING THATS LEGAL. MY THING I DO IS AS MY BROWSER I USE FLOCK. WWW.FLOCK.COM. IT IS WAY FASTER THEN EXPLORER. ALL I CAN SAY IS HIT THE SPACE BAR COUNT TO 7 SUBMIT. ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PUT IT IN A COMMENT HERE ILL BE CHECKING IT DAILY FOR NEW IDEAS. AS OF NOW THERE IS NO MORE SPEED BOMBING. SO WE NEED ALL HOTT MEMBERS ON THE CONTEST FOR WEST SIDE. SEE NEW TEAM BLOG FOR HIS LINK. AS A FAMILY WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER AND HELP HIM WIN HIS VIP CONTEST. SO PLEASE ANY IDEAS FOR BOMBING LET ME KNOW AND WE WILL SHARE WITH OTHERS. OR EVEN SEND ME AN EMAIL. OK HAPPY BOMBING ALL

Hormones
Hormones The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

Time For An Update I Guess..
Time to say hello to those I haven't talked to in a while. Although that list is a lot smaller now. I went through and removed over 400 friends yesterday and have removed a few family members the past few days. No offense to anyone affected, not that they would probably see this anyway, but it was just time to return to normalcy as far as this place goes. I never could keep up with that many people and it should be as I have stated on my profile, I am her for friends, not points. Anyway, I know I haven't really been very talkative lately. Things at work has me drained and for the past three weeks, Carrie was here and we would rotate the computer usage. I did hate the fact that work became so much worse just as she got here. I was drained when I would get home and didn't feel like doing much. And now, it is on-going just as much as ever as I have been the only one there for ADMIN, so everyone has been calling my name in some aspect or another. Between routine administrative issues,

Why, Why, Why???
Why does life go on the way it does. Why can't people be honest and why do people let things go on and on then when they are done it just hits ya like a ton of bricks? I try to understand....I guess I can't really. When someone knows your feelings, you give and give and give and get little in return and then just totally act like you never meant anything. At least this is my interpretation of it. They say they made a mistake....but am I really the mistake?? Is there a way to get over it...I don't know. I keep ending up in the same situations. I guess I need to block everything out and keep to myself. I feel thats the only way I can keep from getting hurt. I don't get it. Why does life have to be so complicated.??

Unfair!
wow i just got some news tonight that upsets me. my g-pa went to the dr the other day. he has been having problems for some time now and i didnt really know what was going on. you know its my g-pa of course hes getting old and i figured it was old age. the dr told him that he has lou gehrigs disease they gave him anywhere from a year to five years. i dont know how to accept this at all. my g-pa means so much to me, he has always been there for me, so now its my turn to be there for him. out of all the people in the life i always turn to him for anything. i know he loves me unconditionally and he has never judged me for anything i have ever done. i know that when its time to go theres nothing you can do im just not ready!

Divorce Letter!
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband - Nothing has made my day more than receivin

I Dont Think I Will Ever Understand Guys
So there was this guy I was talking to and he said something so insulting and hurtful to me, it made me realize why I had some issues with guys... He told me that since I was a thick girl I was the kind of girl that was not good enough to date but I was good enough to hook up with every once in a while. So the way I am taking it is that Im not pretty enough (lets face it, we know he didnt like my personality)...I dont have the body he desires...but I am good enough to fuck on occasion...if that is not insulting on all levels. Let me tell you guys something...we females have feelings ok...they get hurt like urs does when we are insulted. Its bad enough that there are so many people who make comments about big people that are negative...yes we know we are big, we look in a mirror everyday. You dont have to tell us every day and you dont have to bring us down.... I am proud of who I am...yes I have issues with my body but what girl doesnt...But I will be dammned if I am gonna

Alone
I don’t think I can take it anymore I’m not as strong as I once believed That happy little carefree image Has now shattered in my mind. This facade I keep is slowly breaking But I can’t let it slip away Cause then everyone would see the true me And that’s not what I want Were you really as scared as me Or did you fake emotions out of pity

What Is A Vet? (from Hankster)
PLEASE PLAY AND READ WHAT IS A VET? Some veterans bear visible signs of their service: a missing limb, a Jagged scar, a certain look in the eye. Others may carry the evidence inside them: a pin holding a bone together, a piece of shrapnel in the leg - or perhaps another sort of inner steel: The soul's ally forged in the refinery of adversity. Except in parades, however, the men and women who have kept America safe Wear no badge or emblem. You can't tell a vet just by looking. What is a vet? He is the cop on the beat who spent six months in Saudi Arabia sweating two gallons a day making sure the armored personnel carriers didn't run out of fuel. He is the barroom loudmouth, dumber than five wooden planks, whose overgrown frat-boy behavior is outweighed a hundred times in the cosmic scales by four hours of exquisite bravery near the 38th parallel. She or he is the nurse who fought against futility and went to sleep sobbing every night for two

Lessons Learned..
Veterans Day was yesterday and we are well past the one year mark in our deployment so I wanted to take a few moments to reflect on our year here and some lessons learned. First off I just wanted to extended my gratitude to the friends,family and even strangers who have supported me and my fellow soldiers along the way. It is an unpopular war,but It makes me feel good to know that everyone is behind us back home. As we reach the end of our deployment I look at my fellow soldiers and myself and cant help but think how much we have aged. We as a platoon, have grown so much together. The closeness of a combat soldier is like no other. For a year we have lived together, worked together,fought together,sometimes fought eachother,sweat together,bled together,laughed together,and cried together. In a way Im kind of sad we are almost done because once we return back to America, most will be moving on. Many are getting out,many are going to different units and very few will be staying in th

Chapter 9
Without thinking about it I headed down to the lobby, the clerk behind the desk smiled at me as usual and waved. I waved to the friendly clerk but did not smile this time, instead I headed out the door and out into the warm late day sun. I started walked down the street with no clear idea of where I was going. After a few blocks, it felt as though I was being followed and that made me very nervous after what had happened last night. Without looking back to see if my instincts were correct, I just started to run with no clear idea of where to go, as I rounded a corner I noticed a cab stopped against the curb, so I jumped in and gave the driver an address, which I hoped was Master's house. I sat back in the seat as the driver headed North on the highway, still feeling as through I was being followed, but I could not bring myself to turning around and looking to see for sure. Instead, I slip down into the seat more trying to hide from who ever might be following me. The drive notic

Liar Liar Pants On Fire...
You can keep moving all day long and your positive spirit keeps you enthused even about taking care of small tasks. If your family needs inspiration, you've got plenty -- and it keeps coming! So i was totally stoaked today... EDITED OUT... Oh well... I'll just watch some youtube til CSI comes on...

Rejected Halmark Cards
1. So your daughter's a hooker, And it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping.... I thought it was flat.... When I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat... Sorry 3. You had your bladder removed And you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers And a box of Depends. 4. You've announced that you're gay, Won't that be a laugh, When they find out you're one Of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I had mine I got real snippy. 6. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret about it.... She moved in with me 7. You totaled your car... And can't remember why... Could it have been... That case of Bud Dry? 8. To my ex on Valentines Day After all these years I am still missing you But my aim is getting better ____________ _________ _________ _________

Inside Her Walls (part 7)
She Lets It All Go 10/18/07 She’s come so far How could she think of turning back Now? Yet, with all she’s remembers How could she want to Go farther than she has already? These are the questions that She asks herself As she contemplates standing up and going To his side. Still with her hand in his she continues To search his eyes And his soul For signs of what to expect. Yet, all she finds Is the this strange and unknown sign That she can’t figure out. She knows She’s seen it somewhere once before but Can’t recall when or where. He just stands there And smiles at her as she is slowly beginning to Convince herself to trust him. She looks at the smile On his face It looks so inviting and so promising. Still battling inside her Shaking body With the little voice she starts to regain her Strength and some of the Faith She lost so long ago. He sees there is still a small amount doubt in her eyes And fear, So he tells her its okay to be Scared But

Animals
Animals in dreams can take on almost any conceivable character or symbolic role. From some of the earliest recorded human dreams, animals have revealed much about the meaning of a particular dream. This includes dreams of personal insight or circumstances, and also dreams of revelatory content. Animals can befriend us, talk with us, chase us, eat us, or just be there in the dream to either comfort or bother us. Animals often appear in dreams for very personal reasons, and have to do with your own experiences with them. How you experience an animal in both waking and sleeping is central to its meaning. This includes both how the animal actually behaves in your dream, and your waking stereotypical attitude about the animal. This is important because the two may be juxtaposed. Consider a dog. Dogs are often considered to be loyal and friendly. However, many people have a deeply rooted fear of dogs. Dogs also have stereotypes that are opposites (for example, man's best friend versus

A Song Written 4 Me
This is from my Philip (Conovar) I'm so touched! Love you babe! Chorus: To be so far away But so close to you I listen to what you say It hurts to be apart And know this Yet you never ask My life is yours no matter what I may make you angry I may make you cry I will always love you Even when I die Verse 1 I live in a world A world among soul And mine you do own For forever and more Its a pain I dont need Your chains holding me restrictions are made For people of greed Untill I met you I thought I was through You help me live on Now unto you I pledge this song With all my heart My devotion, my desire You know your the one You turn my ice to fire.

Ddc Members
Just wanted to let everyone know that we thank you all for being loyal to DDC. Its about to get better all and that is a promise. CCA & myself have been working closely with our Owner Ice about how to improve D&DC. One of our goals is to get every memeber more involved. We are a family and working together is important. Any ideas anyone has will be helpful. Either private message myself of CCA and let us know what you think. Lets make our owner proud. On to other business. I still have a few memeber tags to make and will be working on them. The contest for memeber of the month will be held in December. There will be one female and one male and the vote will be between the two. The prize we are still trying to figure out. We will be grateful for any suggestions. This will happen once every three months with a memeber of the year contest held next December. We want our memebers to know how much they mean to us. Also we will be starting a bi-weekly newletter sent through private m

Slavery
Being a slave . It is hard to place the reasons on why aimee is happy as a Gorean slave girl but just for You she will do her best. One thing that aimee can honestly say is that in her enslavement she feels completely and utterly whole. she feels as though she has a purpose. For so long she felt as though she was empty and had no real reason to be on this earth. she felt as though no matter what she did she was unable to please even the lowest of people. No matter what she did she felt as though she was below anyone and everyone. she had no reason to be any part of this world and that the only reason why she was aloud to be here was because it is wrong to kill. When You took her under Your collar she finally felt like she had a purpose that she was on this earth for a reason. You gave her hope that she was a worthy person to be loved. You gave her life a meaning and made her feel like she was whole. You put a plug per say into the hole that had put been into her hea

Words From A Heart
This was something that a friend posted on here that really is true about the way we live our lives. I was amazed when I read this for the first time and so to keep these words alive, I wanted to post this in my blog so that maybe these words might touch another heart who is in need of help. The quickest way to receive love is to give love, The fastest way to lose love Is to hold it too tightly, And the best way to keep love Is to give it wings. Don't dismiss your dreams. To be without dreams is to be without hope. To be without hope is to be without purpose. Don't run through life so fast That you forget not only where you have been, But also where you are going. Life is not a race But a journey to be savored Each step of the way...

Just Think About It
if it were not for our mothers none of us would be here today. again thank all the mothers you know including your own. i know we all put our moms throught some hard times over the years. if you are a mother you deserve everything in the world.

Poem
As he said vanity, so vain say I, Oh! Vanity, O vain all under sky; Where is the man can say, "Lo, I have found On brittle earth a consolation sound"? What isn't in honor to be set on high? No, they like beasts and sons of men shall die, And whilst they live, how oft doth turn their fate; He's now a captive that was king of late. What isn't in wealth great treasures to obtain? No, that's but labor, anxious care, and pain. He heaps up riches, and he heaps up sorrow, It's his today, but who's his heir tomorrow? What then? Content in pleasures canst thou find? More vain than all, that's but to grasp the wind. The sensual senses for a time they pleasure, Meanwhile the conscience rage, who shall appease? What isn't in beauty? No that's but a snare, They're foul enough today, that once were fair. What is't in flow'ring youth, or manly age? The first is prone to vice, the last to rage. Where is it then, in wisdom, learning, arts? Sure if on earth, it must be in those part

Last Request
Singer : Paolo Nutini Song & Lyrics : Paolo Nutini Slow down, lie down Remember it's just you and me Don't sell out, bow out Remember how this used to be I just want you to know something, is that alright? Baby let's get closer, tonight [chorus] Grant my last request and just let me hold you, don't shrug your shoulders Lay down beside me Sure I can accept that we're going nowhere But one last time let's go there Lay down beside me, ohhh I've found that I'm bound to wander down that long way road, ohhh And I realise all about your lies, But I'm no wiser than the fool that I was before. I just want you to know something, is that alright? Baby let's get closer, tonight. [chorus] Grant my last request and just let me hold you, don't shrug your shoulders Lay down beside me Sure I can accept that we're going nowhere But one last time let's go there Lay down beside me, ohhh Baby, baby, baby Tell me how can, how can this be wrong? [chorus] Grant my last

Chicken-stuffed Potatoes
4 large baking potatoes 1/4 cup vegetable oil 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts 1/2 teaspoon salt, divided 1/2 teaspoon pepper, divided 1/2 stick (1/4 cup) butter or margarine, melted 1 (8-ounce) container sour cream 1 1/2 cups (6 ounces) shredded cheddar cheese 1 1/2 cups chopped fresh broccoli 1. Scrub potatoes thoroughly, and rub skins with oil. 2. Bake at 400*F (205*C) for 1 hour or until tender. Cool potatoes to touch. Sprinkle chicken with 1/4 teaspoon salt and 1/4 teaspoon pepper, and place on a lightly greased baking sheet. 3. Bake at 400*F (205*C) for 15 minutes; let cool slightly, and chop. Cut potatoes in half lengthwise; carefully scoop out pulp, leaving shells intact. Mash pulp; stir in chicken, remaining 1/4 teaspoon salt, remaining 1/4 teaspoon pepper, butter, and next 3 ingredients. Spoon mixture evenly into potato shells, and place on baking sheet. Bake at 350*F (175*C) for 30 minutes or until thoroughly heated. Makes 8 ser

The Miracle Of Friendship
There's a miracle of Friendship that dwells within the heart And you don't know how it happens or where it gets its start. But the happiness it brings you always gives a special lift, And you realize the Friendship is God's most perfect gift.

When I Sleep
I see your face every time i sleep , I wake up and want to weep , i lean up to kiss your lips and run my finger's down your hips , you feel my tongue down your body beleave me it gets more naughty , i scream your name saying give me more bite the pillow as you pound some more , i grip your back and pull you tight , then you give me a kiss goodnight !! , i get up and look around and in my dreams is where you were found!!!! by:: trish

" Do You Suppose "
" DO YOU SUPPOSE " Do you suppose an elephant knows where a hippo goes - when it dies? Or do you think, people stink when they think - and tell lies? Is it wise to say that people pray to find a way - to heaven's skies? Or could it be true that people knew that me and you - were mischief and wise? Or is it kind with evil in mind to tease the blind - by covering their eyes? Or do we know that the truth show like Edgar Allen Poe - the world is deceit in disguise?

What Once I Was - (written Last Spring}
I used to write about butterflies, About peace and love rather than demise. But now all I dream and all I see, All I write are of visions of stitches in lips and eyes. Blood and gore and dirty whores, Worlds of pain and rage. Twisted thoughts of my estranged. Gone are the butterflies, In their place have come graves. I write of lies…. Of deceit and of a child's anguished unheard cries, Of a mother's loss and a man's betrayal, Of a friend's sacred bond torn and shorn. Of a faceless god, Of a feared ancient creature, Of the Anti-Christ. Of things you fear and things you crave, Of lust and trust…. Of a pile of dust. A circle of ashes, And a well of loss. A withered rose in a field of flames, Falling posies scattering the ground. A time old power crumbling to dust. And so it grows and swells, Thickens and decends. A layer of pussy crust, An infection spreading, Through the cut of those refusing to accept… What they fear as the end is merely where we b

Whats Goin' On?
Finally, I relized I was sitting in front of my computer at 5:59am, Monday morning!Not even realizing I have even really woke up yet,I find my self looking at all these little cherrys.Then at that very moment i relize that I'm very thankful for my FUBAR and all the awsome people that make the FUBAR world go round',So this go's out to everyone,Thanks FUBAR for making my Monday the bombdiggity!

Nin's Ruiner.... Dennis....
you had all of them on your side, didn't you? you believe in all your lies, didn't you? the ruiner's got a lot to prove he's got nothing to lose and now he made you believe the ruiner's your only friend well he's the living end to the cattle he deceives the raping of the innocent you know the ruiner ruins everything he sees now the only pure thing left in my fucking world is wearing your disease how did you get so big? how did you get so strong? how did you get so hard? how did you get so long? you had to give them all a sign, didn't you? you had to covet what was mine, didn't you? the ruiner's a collector he's an infector serving his shit to his flies maybe there will come a day when those that you keep blind will suddenly realize maybe it's a part of me you took to a place I hoped it would never go and maybe that fucked me up so much more than you'll ever know how did you get so big? how did you get so strong? how did you get so hard? how did you get so long? w

With No One As Witness
(By the way, the villain of the piece calls himself Fu, after the Chinese symbol...) Without trying to reveal much more of the plot than is already on the back cover, well, a serial killer in London is taking his victims, a fact the police only start putting together after they find the fourth and first white young boy- and the Scotland Yard higher-ups start panicking when they realize what the tabloids will do with this collection of pieces of information (never mind that none of the newspapers had seen that even what information they had showed a pattern, either). So Detectives Thomas Lynley and Barbara Havers (regulars in this series, absent from one - maybe two? - of the novels in it I think...) find this case managed from the top in ways that ... do not help at all. They still seem to be on the trail of the killer when one of the worst and most painful "wrenches" the author has thrown in about a dozen books' worth of them... The book itself is wonderfully written as usua

Update
so ive been away for the last week on courses ... i now have a diploma certificate in massage aromatherapy cosmetic tanning and indian head massage ... heading back up there tomorow and will be back sunday with diploma certificates in nail art nail extensions manicure/ pedicure facials and bodywraps .... dont mind saying or sounding big headed but im well poud of me for finally getting my finger out my butt and doing something with my life.. lol.... so oncei get back i have plenty work to do to get my assesments sorted to get my nvq's and then im proper qualified to start up my salon !!! yay !! all exciting wish me luck xxx

Christmas List......
One solid gray kitten Pug puppy Damn.... did I not I want that last year. A man....lots of sex on new year....dag...that one will the hardest to fill this year. What else I can I ask for.... oh yeah..... Lots of thoughts, love and kisses for you all

To My Friends.......
God Saw you hungry & created McDonalds, Wendys, and Dairy Queen. He saw you thirsty & created Coke, Juice, Coffee and Water. GOD saw you in the dark & created Light. GOD saw you without a Good looking, adorable, Friend.... so He created ME

Fool
Perfect by nature Icons of self indulgence Just what we all need More lies about a world that Never was and never will be Have you no shame? Don't you see me? You know you've got everybody fooled Look here she comes now Bow down and stare in wonder Oh how we love you No flaws when you're pretending But now I know she Without the mask, where will you hide? Can't find yourself lost in your lie I know the truth now I know who you are And I don't love you anymore

Classic Roast Turkey
18 to 24 pounds Honeysuckle White Whole Turkey (thawed if frozen) 1 tablespoon olive oil (or other vegetable oil) Fresh basil, parsley, or thyme sprigs optional (garnishes) 1. Follow preparation instructions on Honeysuckle White bag as follows: 2. Preheat oven to 325 F. 3. Remove thawed turkey from bag. Remove giblet package from neck skin area. With legs facing away, press one leg down near leg clamp to release. Release other leg. Do not remove clamp from turkey. Remove neck from body cavity. Rinse inside and outside of turkey with cold water. Drain well and pat dry. 4. If stuffing turkey, allow 3/4 cup stuffing per pound of turkey. Bake any extra in casserole dish. STUFF IMMEDIATELY BEFORE ROASTING. 5. Re-tuck legs in clamp. Roast immediately. Place turkey in roaster or in shallow pan with rack. Brush turkey with vegetable oil. Roast at 325 F according to chart. It is not necessary to baste your Honeysuckle White turkey and opening the oven door will slow cook

You
I dreamed of you even though we had never met. I heard your voice even though we had never spoken. You reached out to me though you were far away. I felt your spirit, your soul, your heart. How could this be? Destiny? Fate? I can't give it a name though I know it was meant to be. I dreamed of you. I heard you. I felt you. I lost myself to you. I want you. I need you. I belong to you.

Cymbeline
(Seen at Lincoln Center yesterday) and I feel more than a bit the picket-line-breaker, though there wasn't a physical picket line I crossed, for doing so. (There's a stagehands strike in NY City, but not one that affected Lincoln Center or the Manhattan Theater Club.) Anyhow, a couple of gripes- articulation was catch-as-catch-can sometimes and language also sometimes rushed through, and when Shakespeare's English is as close to being a second language as it is, this impedes understanding of a convoluted plot! However... and speaking of someone whose whole knowledge of this particular play, was that I read about a composer's incidental music for it (see http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2003/May03/Zemlinsky_Beaumont.htm, toward the end of that review) in a magazine some years back (and that Fanfare-magazine review is online but subscription access only, it seems.) I think the whole got across, the staging, acting (otherwise) and even for once the music were wonderf

Life..
A Friend Of Mine Had Posted This In A Bulletin, And I Wanted To Keep It.. Those Of You Who Truly Know Me, Know Why I Would Want To Keep Something Like This.. Not Only That.. But It Is So True.. The Greatest Irony of Love Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved to

Made By Me For The Greatest Man To Have Lived.
Friends and family gather here, to celebrate your life. Led by your five children, and ever-loving wife. We thank you for your guidance, and the love that we all shared. Your ability to comfort us, showed us that you cared. The values that you taught us, will stand us in good stead. And will heplp us all to be strong, In the lonely years ahead. We thank you for the memories, of the good times that we've had. And so bid farewell to you, Our tower of strenght, our Dad.

I Wanna Rock!
SOOO I did a new playlist for music on my page... I threw in some Xmas tunes in that have meaning to me...and kept some of the old, 1 or 2 of them, and got some new tunes that I love & some awesome memories. Im going to add from time to time..I hope you like them, get abck to me & tell me what you think ;) Luv Sherry

Employee And Guest General Rulz.... And Other Info
EMPLOYEES & GUESTS 1. Please, NO DRAMA….. 2. No racism (of any kind) 3. No talking about illegal drugs or paraphernalia related to them. 4. No arguing or fighting of any kind in the lounge. (We can’t control what happens outside of the lounge, but just remember, there is an ignore button or block button.) 5. No sexually explicit graphic conversations or implications PLEASE. 6. DO NOT disrespect any lounge member or lounge staff. 7. NO spamming the room with junk GENERAL EMPLOYEE RULES 1. YOU MUST HAVE YAHOO MESSENGER INSTALLED, and YOU MUST HAVE MICROSOFT WORD and EXCEL INSTALLED. 2. PLEASE stay in the lounge during your scheduled shift. If for some reason you are unable to be in the lounge during part of your shift, please let the DJ on AIR know. 3. PLEASE MAKE ACTIVE EFFORT to greet EVERY guest, members or non-members that come into the lounge. We no longer have greeters positions due to EVERYONE is considered a greeter 4. Try to engage people in conversation, if

Goodbye
Goody ludicrous world Im leaving you today And I dont know how long That Ill be away So I just gotta say Goodbye Goodbye all of you people The ones that never cared The goths, jocks and outcasts Soon Ill make you all sorry For ever treating me this way Once I am gone there is no taking it back So I just gotta say Goodbye

Confusion
What the hell happened, whered i go wrong one week is you love me, you miss me,stay strong the next i get a letter concerning you im not sure what about so i dont know what to do so many mixed emotions anger and fear what have you done while ive been here thoughts of confusion race through my head did you really mean everything you said forget what youve said, forget what ive heard ill no longer believe a god damn word turn my head, close my eyes hope its all just a lie take a breath, say goodbye, watch me as i die your last chance to save my life before its to late or say goodbye,to my stale corpse because you chose to wait make your choice, take your pick, my life is on the line like a game of win or lose, either way your fine decisions decisions make your choice fast times running out just a part of your past be brave and stay strong, not long before im gone in your game of chess im just the pawn throw me around it wont matter you wont see or feel my world shatt

Faith
If you keep faith in the faithless how will you survive you believe there every lie or will you run and hide if you keep faith in the faithless gotta expect to get played get fucked in different ways count the numbers on your days if you keep faith in the faithless you cant believe your past youll always come in last youll get all fucked up fast if you keep faith in the faithless you cant expect the truth you cant even trust your crew and theres nothing you can do if you keep faith in the faithless youll always be runnin out of luck youll always get fucked cuz there aint noone you can trust only keep faith in the faithless if you wanna act a fool if you wanna keep gettin screwed no power, always overruled dont put faith in the faithless Dustin B. Unrath Nov 23 06

Broke Promises
Pay attention my love cause its over At the tip of my tongue is the price you weren't willing to pay Still this is something akin to a breakdown And your impression of a woman supposed to be easy to see That there'd be torn up photos and lonely nights Cursing crying and drawn out fights Make up sex and a brand new start Broken promises for broken hearts When you look back now was it special? Or was it nothing but anecdote that you can tell now and then I delude myself it was worth it Even though from the beginning I could see exactly how it would end That there'd be torn up photos and lonely nights Cursing crying and drawn out fights Make up sex and a brand new start Broken promises for broken hearts Torn up photos and lonely nights Cursing crying and drawn out fights Make up sex and a brand new start Broken promises for broken hearts I wanna wish you away, I wanna wish you away I wanna wish you away, I wanna wish you away? I wana kiss you away Torn up ph

A Closer Look
http://www.newswithviews.com/Devvy/kidd323.htm I'm on my way to Southern California on business; then on to Northern California to be with my family on Thanksgiving. Because of my schedule this trip, I won't be doing any columns for two weeks, so I decided to get this election one done. I hope the Thanksgiving holiday might give people a little extra time to look real hard at all candidates running for president. Regardless of your political party affiliation, I sincerely wish all Americans a safe and enjoyable Thanksgiving with family and friends. Despite the massive problems we are facing, we still have much to be thankful for and with God's blessings, we will find the strength to continue our fight for America's future. As someone who has been in the trenches full time for 18 years, I've seen and heard just about every standard election cycle promise which always converts into a lie after the candidate is sworn into office. Millions of young Americans will vote in November 2

Thanks!
Thanks everyone for all the great emails and responses to the mumm. We did come back from a great vacation. Like you say in the vows for better or worse. I need to be at my husband side no matter what happens with this next court case. We will be talking to JAG here to find out what would happen if he was claimed the father and how the courts view his 1st court order vs what will happen with this second one and of course this family all off his pay. I do know is ex wife would give us even more hell if her child support goes down because of this mess. My husband is upset that I could be right on, that he may have to get out of the military after 10 years of service and hopefully find another job. Deal with the child support and stuff that way. Going to be sad for the first 2 children since the mother can't even get medical insurance on them. That is the only reason why my husband is still in the military. I just hope and pray that due to all the medical stuff the military does cover. Th

Omg I Need Help Plzzzzzzzzzz
im in a contest.. for cutest. couple plz RATE and comment bomb i need help its just me and a friend doing it and theres someone else getting mad comments.. in a hr n 20 mins they have over 1400 comments. while im stuck @ like 130 can you plz help just click the pic below thanks

Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For November 27,2007 You're starting a new home or hobby-related project and while it may take up more time than you had anticipated, you should get more out of it in return. It's a good time to work with other family members.

The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and acti

Young Men That Want Older Women!
Well Iwas working my sales job the other day when I heard one of my team mates was putting the make on this older woman. I couldn't believe my ears when she started to flirt back. This went on for about a half hour when I asked him if he were after a date or was trying to sell something. Jim told me that he had her all wrapped up in Christmas wrapping and had sold her the Refridge and freezer plus a dishwasher. He smiles and says also I am taking her out for dinner tonight. After dinner she wants me to go to her place for a nightcap. Here he's telling me all this with a grin from ear to ear. I wonder what it is that older women see in guys 25 years younger then they are. Whats in it for them? I doubt the younger man will stay with her forever, however a friend I have, well her husband was 30 years older then she. It lasted for almost 27 years. More then not she was unhappy because hecouldn't perform sex anylonger. Now she has a man seven years younger. lol I think its great for he

Grade Me
Grade me F = dang youre ugly D = your parents must be hated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty attractive. A- = You're extremely attractive. A = DANG YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = ... will u go out with me [seriously] A++= will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND KISS ME AND DON'T STOP A++++=You, me, bed...NOW! YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!! Reply to me the grade you think I deserve. Re-post this as "Grade Me

Kiss Of Memory
I NEED THE FEELING I NEED THAT TOUCH I NEED THE RUSHING BLOOD I NEED VAINS POPPING THROUGH MY SKIN THE VOLTAGE RUNNING THROUGH MY BODY THE HAPPINESS AND THE GLOSS IN MY EYES I NEED IT, I WANT IT GIVE ME THE JOY IN MY HEART THE ROCKETS EXPLODING IN MY STOMACH GIVE ME THE KISS THAT COMES WITH LOVE FROM YOUR MOUTH TO MINE GIVE ME THAT KISS THE KISS THAT PUTS ME IN A WORLD OF MAKE BELEAVE I NEED IT ,,, I WANT IT .. I WANT YOUR TOUCH SO SOFT LIKE THE MIDNIGHT BREEZE SO STRONG LIKE THE THE DARK THAT TAKES OVER THE LIGHT BLUE SKY I NEED THAT KISS THE KISS OF PASSION THE KISS OF MEMORY ANOTHER POEM.... RENEE .....0CT...17....2003

Merry Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS.... On the way home last night, I was listening to the radio when a newscaster called his little 91 year old granny to talk to her about the "Holidays". He mentioned that he had noticed that Christmas has become so "politically correct" that no mention of Christmas is made by most retailers, we now wish people "Happy Holidays." His granny said she missed the Old Fashioned Christmas when everyone wished each other "Merry Christmas". I thought about it and agree...so this year I will be making a conscious effort to wish everyone Merry Christmas...my way of saying that I am celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. So I'm asking my email buddies, if you agree with me, to please do the same. And if you'll pass this on to your email buddies, and so on...maybe we can prevent one more American tradition from being lost in the sea of "Political Correctness." God Bless and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

It Flew Away
I lost my soul today. It seems that as I was walking along the shoreline with the waves crashing down upon my feet and the outgoing tide lapping at the essence of my being it flew away. I didn't see it go and at first I felt no different but as the sun set below the surface of the endless ocean so did my heart. Will they rise again in the morning? Or are they gone forever? Only time will tell. I lost my heart today. It sank beneath the frozen waters of tomorrow leaving behind a forgotten sunset hidden within the astral droppings of my fleeing soul as it flew away.

Scars Too Deep
It's a mystery of cool winds and false gods blowing forever in a hurricane of broken down promises. It's unsolvable and locked in a prison of misconceptions constantly screaming a banshee soul of endless tortures. I have fallen no longer something I used to be secretly dying destined to lie in forgotten dust. Death becomes me but does not ease the pain I suffer for these bleeding scars are way too deep within my heart

Money Is The Root Of All Evil!
Yes it does rule everything, because money = power sad but true... and theres nothing really that we can do about it, its like blocks that keep falling on top of each other its like you know what you have to do but yet its so hard! You don't have any skills cause you don't have in school and you don't have any school cause you dont have any money and you dont have any money cause you don't have a job... you see what I'm getting at? Sometimes I wish we were in the Little House on the Perrie days... Chea that was fun... now money controls everything and Love gets crushed down like a 5000 pound truck... it sucks and trully if it wasent for all my friends and family and hopefully one day the chances of winning the lottery or inventing something that will make lots of cash flow... I'd choose illegal injection!!!

Fred:
A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know it's a funny last name, but kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got

God Vs. Science
A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, "Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil." The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" "Yes sir, I would." "So you're good...!" I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christ

My Day
Well today has been a downer. Its all over-cast skys and rainy... so I've been stuck up here in the apartment. I've been bored all day, watching T.V. and surfing the great fubar. I really need to get a job around here, but it seems anywhere i put in an applacation there is a waiting list from hell or something. I miss Ohio like crazy and can't wait to get back home, only 8 more months! Christmas is almost here and money issues are coming up and it is just depressing. If I had a job it would be easer. A shitty Christmas is seriously the worse. But I have my friends here so it won't be as bad but issue after issue... damn money. I guess I just needed this off my chest. I just want to get a job and start bringing in some more money, but sadly that out look, looks pretty grim. So if anyone has any advice I would love to hear it. Okay see you all later. Army Angel

Insanity
Welcome to this world of insanity which we call life. Questions fill my mind but their answers are such simple ones. Respect and Love, should they run parallel, or are they not similar at all. There is a knife on the counter for you to use to continue the stabbing. See the scars upon my back they are from others just like you, kick me while I’m down, you better run like a little bitch and watch over your shoulder because in the end I will get mine. Follow your heart, apparently mine has lost its internet connection to Mapquest, and I can’t trust the fuckin thing anymore, maybe they sell replacement parts at Walmart. Is being alone as scary as it seems to be or is it just missing that regular piece of ass you are used to having whenever you see fit? I am not a toy, I cannot be thrown down and expected to be there whenever your lil fuckin heart desires. Relationships, what a fuckin joke, devote time and love to just get rejection in return. Meaningless phrases, empty promises, an

Biblical Wall Found
A wall mentioned in the Bible's Book of Nehemiah and long sought by archaeologists apparently has been found, an Israeli archaeologist says. A team of archaeologists discovered the wall in Jerusalem's ancient City of David during a rescue attempt on a tower that was in danger of collapse, said Eilat Mazar, head of the Institute of Archaeology at the Shalem Center, a Jerusalem-based research and educational institute, and leader of the dig. Artifacts including pottery shards and arrowheads found under the tower suggested that both the tower and the nearby wall are from the 5th century B.C., the time of Nehemiah, Mazar said this week. Scholars previously thought the wall dated to the Hasmonean period from about 142 B.C. to 37 B.C. The findings suggest that the structure was actually part of the same city wall the Bible says Nehemiah rebuilt, Mazar said. The Book of Nehemiah gives a detailed description of construction of the walls, destroyed earlier by the Babylonians. "We were amazed,"

Well Hell
I called the Dr. today to set up a app. to find out about getting the clips on my tubes removed.I was so pumped to make the call and so was Dave that I was makeing it.OK I guess its twat check up time cuz yeah the only thing I could get was Dec 10th.The guy I go to is one of the best in Bloomignton but shit.Me and Dave were both really disapionted about it.We both had really high hopes of getting this done this month but its ok.It was cute to see the disapointment on Daves face as odd as that sounds.Im so glad hes just as excited as i am about all of it.We have been talking about the babys room and have different ideas on how it will be decorated.I went and looked at cribs and found the one I had wanted for Dylan but didnt get so this time I will get it.Been 4 yrs and the price came down 100 bucks.I also found out that there are now round cribs that are ment to save space but they look stupid to me.Plus youd have to go buy a new one at some point cuz there not really that wide so the b

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas...
YOU know....I just love Christmas. Some people don't get into the holiday spirit, but for me, it's about putting up the lights, the Christmas Tree, hanging up the holly and Mistletoe. It just gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside seeing the house lit up for everyone to drive by and see and smile. I know my nickname is PureEvilness, but for me, i will always have a soft side for this time of the year. I'm not a God Hater, never have and never will. Just because i got a metal name, or metal style doesn't mean a damn thing on what or who i believe in. I am thankful of beauty and the art of making people smile. I just love to see the smiles on people's faces when they see the gifts i give. YOU Know i'm not much into material things, that's why i don't ask much from anybody. But i am big on the people that surround me, and who i've touched on personal level and on a friendship kind of level. So to this i say.... "may each and everyone of you, out there in FUBAR land....may YOU, YOU

Insomnia
Here I sit full of question, indepth thought, or late night vexation? Too each thier own or destiny...many broken thoughts inside my head, fuck I wish I could just go to bed. Blinded by pain, used, abused, torn, and scorn, will not the sun shine? Frustrations mount, life is paramount.. Have no one understand what kind of man lays within, no more sin, but still a little bitter, under my skin...a burning desire. How do we all do the things we do, under what intentions are these infections of life we sometimes hate to live? If you stay true and you are determined life will bring back the fruits of your own goodness planted today will sow tomarrow...the day will come when the sun sets and the beauty abound that life really has turned around... least us all never forget, give up regret, and turn your cheek, you never know whom you may meet, everything happens for a reason...in every season, and go out into the night with no fright...and make a new friend. one to the end. because goodness do

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Okay, so I was released to return to work on Nov. 30th (last Friday) I called in that morning to make sure they did not change the Friday times again and the supervisor said he was looking forward to me returning and that they could sure use the help... I got to work a half hour early so I could check in with HR and give them my Dr's note.... Had to have them re-activate my time badge because I had been gone since Oct. 31... Clocked in, went to the before-shift meeting and went to work. Not even 15 mins after being on the floor I was asked to come in the office. BOTH of the big supervisors were there and they pulled me in the office and shut the door... (now of course I am nervous, who wouldn't be) I knew I had done nothing wrong, so I was trying to figure out what could be the reason..."Oh, I got it"...They are going to offer me a permanent position... NOPE! Couldn't be further from accurate. They told me that I did not work there. The old HR person had conta

To Add Injury To Insult......
To make it all worse... he played me like an idiot too. I don't think I was even the only "chick" in life. He created a upoc account Nov 7th.... AFTER WE STARTED DATING, AFTER HE TOLD ME HJE LOVED ME... and the shitty thing he was in groups that were public so i could read him asking women for their numbers and shit... he played me. He told me he wanted to be with me, spend his life with me, with my kids, he played me. He even brought my kids into this.... i don't even know how to deal with this. This pain, this hurt.

Tat Contest
TATTOO CONTEST HERE THEY R... EVERYONE N THE CONTEST...SO COME SHOW THEM LOVE AND VOTE N RATE UR FAVE TAT... THE CONTEST ENDS ON FRIDAY @ 5PM SO SHOW THESE TAT LOVERS SOME KILLER LUV... CLICK ON THE PIC(S) BELOW Search Audio Codes

Jolly Jelly Thumbprints
Everybody can put their "mark" on these cookies. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar 1 large egg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 3 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon salt Granulated sugar for rolling the cookies in About 1/2 cup jelly or preserves 1. In a large bowl, using a wooden spoon, cream the butter and brown sugar together until smooth. Stir in the egg and vanilla extract until combined. 2. Gradually stir in the flour and salt. Cover the dough and refrigerate it for at least 1 to 2 hours or until the dough is firm enough to roll into balls. 3. Heat the oven to 350. Form scant tablespoonfuls of the dough into 1-inch balls. Roll the balls in a bowl of granulated sugar. Place the balls on an ungreased baking sheet, leaving 2 inches between them. 4. Using your thumb, your knuckle, or the end of a wooden spoon, press an indentation into the center of each cookie. If the cookie cracks, just press the c

Very Sad News
VERY SAD NEWS There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable

Daddy Was An Asshole!!!
Lee's First Ever Meeting With Our Daughter Went Something Like This:::::: He showed up at his FIRST ever visit with her today drunk and scared the fuck out of her. Shes almost 7 and has never met him by his choice. We finally all agreed--me and her parents--that we trusted he was ok enough to meet her and all that--something we have worked towards for almost 4 years now and he fucks it up. He kept trying to hug and hold her and kept calling her Alexis-which was her name when she was born but now her middle name--when her name now is Emily and picks her up and starts walking through the starbucks with her--they thought he was going to kidnap her--her dad-retired airforce-basically had to tackle him to get her out of his arms and of course the police were called.Now Emily is upset and scared to believe anything that comes out of my mouth cuz I told her that she could trust her birthfather and that he would never do anything to hurt her which is why he has stayed away till now because

Please Help While Im Gone
i am leaving for a lil but till like 830 pm id like all your help for my vip pic look in the other blogs to find the link and bomb away for me ill be back around 8 or 830pm ok please and thank you luv you all who has helped out and i will show my luv when i get my vip ok ill be back later then

Where To Land At
A rock slowly rolls down a hill, a meadow, a starlit sky; a pebble from a mountain’s shoe cast aside a dusty road found by a child at play and then becomes a jewel, a treasure, a dragon’s egg. The key, I’m told, to slaying giants is finding the proper one to sling and launch. A rock is a building block for castle dreams sitting high upon a hill and it is on a rock where my heart is found written, carved, engraved firmly set, upon solid ground.

Vampyre Wiccan Flyght 12-07 900 Pm Cst
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN *@ fubar Master Nosferatu Founder Of Unholy Darkness@ fubar blueeyes_dragon daddy of the midget mafia@ fubar NOSFERATU QUEEN Hig

Awww Damn Snow
Well here is my little rant on snow.... I fucking hate snow... we got 8 inches of the white powder and I can't make a dime off of it.... why couldn't it be the good white powder... you know the stuff... the type of white powder you have to sell your house for a fucking 8-ball... so here are my reasons why I hate this shit.... One... I have to shovel the crap... it looks pretty and all but why the hell does it have to weigh a ton. Two... it weighs down trees and they tend to break and fall on your house... example... Me... God damn tree fell and now I have to spend more fucking money in which I don't have... And, last but not least... Three... People are stupid enough as it is.. and when it rains their IQ drops alot when driving... when it Snows... WE GOT TARDS OUT THERE ON THEM HIGHWAYS... Ugh... 98.9% of people can't drive in snow... I hate that shit... So fuck it I'm staying in and watching reruns of I love Lucy till the plows come through... Maybe do some drinking and lots of smokei

Life Sucks
I spent countless hours trying to think of the right thing at the right time to make someone impressed when i realized that they only wanted one thing and found out things from people they grew up with. Basically i spent a greater part of my week trying to impress someone who is an over all asshole and should burn in hell for what they have done to me and others. So to that person FUCK YOU!!!!!! You hurt me and well hope you have a great life cock sucker/

Cold Winters Passion
The cold night air creeps through an open window...gently caressing warm tender flesh... soothing the burning passion that dwells within...as two bodys merge in a dance of lust. Sighs echoe through the room with each slow driven thrust...sliding in and out...savoring the moment. Her warm tight wetness grabbing hold of his hard throbbing cock...as if milking it for each drop...squeazing hard and never wanting to let go. The fire burning between the two lovers eyes, ignite that deep passion that lays hidden inside... the thrusts begin to pick up... harder and faster... nails dig into flesh, as the crimson warmth flows...words are spoken with out even saying a thing..as he drives it to her HARDer...sweat begins to flow as the passion explodes....he lets out a deep growl as his teeth meet her soft subtle flesh...biting hard across her neck as his cock hammers into her.... she gasps...clutching his back....she lets out a moan as his hot wet mouth works downward...setting her nipples abla

C Is For Clown Cupcake
Make a cupcake shaped like a clown. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 cupcake White frosting 1 sugar cone Colored nonpareils 1 small red gumdrop 2 tufts of cotton candy 2 mini M&M's 2 marshmallow stars 1 medium red gumdrop or gumball 1 yellow banana candy Red frosting 2 Wintermints candies 1. Lightly frost the sugar cone and roll it in colored nonpareils, adding the small gumdrop to the point. Insert the cone into the top of the cupcake. 2. Place a tuft of cotton candy on each side of the cone for the hair. 3. Place 2 mini M&M's in the center of the marshmallow stars for the eyes. The nose is the medium red gumdrop or gumball. The mouth is the yellow banana candy surrounded by a ring of red frosting (use a writing tip). The Wintermints candies make rosy cheeks.

Wizard Cupcakes
t won't take a magic spell for these cupcakes to disappear once your guests spot them. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 baked ice cream cone cupcake (see directions, above) Skin-tone icing (mix red food coloring and cocoa powder with white icing for fair skin; mix cocoa powder or brown food coloring paste with white icing for dark skin, etc.) Sugar eyes (or mini jawbreakers) Colored icing in a tube (for hair and details) Red shoestring licorice or fruit leather Scissors Sugar cone Candy stars Edible glitter or coarse colored sugar Mini pretzel sticks Star-shaped sugar cake decorations 1. To bake ice-cream-cone cupcakes, use your favorite box mix (not the "add butter" kind). Place flat-bottomed ice cream cones in a cupcake tray and fill three-quarters full. Bake as directed. These cupcakes are best made the same day since they get soggy after 12 hours. 2. Place a big scoop of icing on top of the cupcake to make the head, smoothing as much as possible. Add sugar eyes, ici

Christmas Letter
A postal worker was sorting mail a week before Christmas when he came across a letter addressed to God. Since it would be destroyed he decided to open the letter and read it. Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds,he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day,all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christm

Rant- Human Race
my current perception of the human race as a species: inherently selfish, corruptable, and genuinely disgusting. no, this is not some emo rant because a boy was mean to me. this is the conclusion i have come up with by looking at interactions throughout my life. i have found that humans, as a species mind you, are generally only looking for what they can do to help themselves. each and everyone of us. we ultimately don't care about the people making our food at mcdonalds for the kids in third world countries making our clothes. we care because we feel we should. not to say that we shouldn't care, but think about it, if there wasn't constant documentation and protest, we wouldn't bat an eye. and if we did care enough about the explotation of the underprivledged, it wouldn't still be going on. all we really want is what will cost us less so we don't have to work for it. the motto of the human race, get someone else to do it. our selfishness is inborn. we are all born with the idea of loo

My Dad
It's been a year. The year has flown by with more trouble on the horizon then I anticipated, but I made it through. Yesterday, was the first anniversary of my dad passing away. I haven't talked about it much, because after all this time, I still feel blindsided. I don't think there is any good way to lose a parent, but my dad died while doing what he loved the most....his job. My dad died of a massive heart attack filling out an accident report on a pretty nasty car accident, during a snow storm. He had been at the scene when it happened and then followed the ambulance. He was at the hospital's Emergency Dept. when it all happened. Yet, they couldn't help him...if was so massive and sudden. I don't think he had any pain at all. That makes me feel better to know that. Yesterday, we had a Mass of Rememberance. I had mixed feelings about doing this. I didn't know if I could have all these memories drudged up and make it through the day. But we did. And I'm glad we did.

Sup Juggalos,
Sup Juggalos, I watch CNN, it's usually the only thing on unless you're watching Armed Forces Television or watching the same over played movies on the movie channels. I like to keep myself informed with the goings on in the world, but sometimes the News is very difficult to stomach. Someone stole charity money for their own personal ends. A bunch of teens got killed in yet another drunk driving incident. The one that hits me hardest the most is one more mother takes the life of her innocent children for no apparent reason, and another innocent is kidnapped or found dead. People ever wonder if the end times are coming. Some say that it is already here. No one could possibly disillusion themselves into thinking that human existence on this planet is eternal. Perhaps a different way of living, who's to know. Life however in the material sense if finite, in other words it has a beginning and an end. It feels like Humanity just woke up one day and just stopped giving a crap. We stopped gi

Kind Of Neat
Subject: Interesting Human Facts -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball - It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -One human hair can support 3kg. - Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. -The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples. - The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. - A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. - If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died. - Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair -There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. - Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch. - Women blink twice as much as men. -The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain. - When you are looking at s

Merry Ho Ho! To All My Friends!
Hello there,just taking a minute to let u know that i'm off on holiday to Brisbane for a couple of weeks,and altho i might not get to talk to u all,i will b thinking about u and hopin u all have a safe and merry(merrier the better)xmas! and look 4wrd to see'n u all in the new year! till then CHEER'S All my luv and friendship XXX

Goodbye
Why is it, everytime I put my whole heart into a friendship. I get burnt? Why can't I just forget this person and move on? Sigh.. It's always been like that. I dont really know why. I love my friends Would do anything for them. Why couldn't they see that? I know I haven't changed as a person yes.. I have lost interest in some things but it didnt mean I didnt care about it anymore That I didnt care about the rabbits Alot of things are going on that this person didnt know about Why.. because I was still getting over what they did But they knew they had my friendship though things seemed different It may not have gotten to the way it was before I guess I just put too much into things maybe I shouldn't anymore. I guess my friendship didnt mean that much To just walk away and not say goodbye ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ And if you could. someone gave me this idea and gonna try it out! I really need some fubucks to pay back some aweso

Could Ya Please Help
all i am asking is all my friends post 15 comments today to help this lady out my good friend onesasseybiotch is trying to show her what friends are for so please help her http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837622&i=3816697070

Hop On....
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar ¤£a$T ? oƒ Å ? D¥in ßR??d¤ ÅKÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ ß*TÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX™ "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar girlnextdoor***married to Sandro*** still totally lost and insane@ fubar Þøóµ ßêå® Greeter of Bi chics house of pain

I Told You
see i told these people, dont fuck with me. i got guns and helicopters a phone call away. did they listen? no. but i got my bike back. so joe is happy. plus the fact that im going back to school. damn . all i need is a car and a hot girlfriend. any7 ladies want to fill the position? no? i thought not. oh well, more for me.im tierd im sleep now

Come On Ride My Train....
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar ¤£a$T ? oƒ Å ? D¥in ßR??d¤ ÅKÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ ß*TÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX™ "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar girlnextdoor***married to Sandro*** still totally lost and insane@ fubar Þøóµ ßêå® Greeter of Bi chics house of pain

The Cowboy Is Gone!!!
After further debating... I have decided to totally get rid of fubar all together... So come tomorrow morning... This account will be gone... If you wanted to say good-bye to me before I do so... speak now or forever hold your piece... If you wanna add me to your myspace... Go ahead... http://www.myspace.com/supermanjlm and the email is supermanJLM@yahoo.com

Breakfast Ham Ring
------ ------------ -------------------------------- 10 Eggs 1 lb Ground, fully cooked ham 1 lb Bulk pork sausage 1 1/2 c Soft bread crumbs 1/2 c Milk 2 tb Dried parsley flakes 1 tb Prepared horseradish In a large bowl, lightly beat 2 eggs. Add the ham, sausage, bread crumbs, milk, parsley and horseradish; mix well. Press into a greased 6-cup ring mold. Bake at 350 for 1 1/4 hours. Towards the end of the baking time, prepare scrambled eggs with the remaining eggs, seasoning as desired. Remove ring from oven and drain juices; unmold into a serving platter. Fill the center with scrambled eggs. Serve immediately.

Darkness
Darkness my friend where are you? They caught me in the daylight again. Caught again in the light. Exposed, Naked, at they're mercy. Mercy? They have no mercy. They just laugh at sorrow and pain. Darkness? Can you hear me? They are trying to break me again. They say I have no heart. Thats what they say. No heart? No, they can not see it because it is filled with darkness. Can I hold on a couple of hours till night? They cant find my in the night wrapped in your embrace. They try, I must be still, they still look. Hurry darkness bring on the night. I will be safe at night, if for only a couple of hours. Help me get out of the light! They corrupted it, twisted it. War, disease, famine, but no death. No not death. They want me alive so they can feed on pain and suffering. The bastards. Come help me darkness. Get me out of the light. When I am with you they cant find me, They bring light to expose and ridicule me. Darkness please tell me...... Is it them or am I just doing th

I Need Lots Of Luv In The Giveaway Im In
Jen needs 140,000 comments in 16 weeks to win a Happy Hour, 1-Year VIP, 30-day Blast AND Ticker Pack Just click on the pic below, for those of you who dont know what comment bombing is, its when u leave a comment over and over on the same pic. Ty to those who have been helping, and to those who will :D xoxox

Colonoscopies Are No Joke!
TOO FUNNY - THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4.. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8.. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all.. 13.. "Could you write a

1 Year....
ok i might be a lil quiet today.. today is the year aniversary of my daddys passing.. so i know i havent been around cuz i have been sick for the past 9 days or so but yeah this gives me a nother reson to be a lil off but yeah.. ok sorry..

The Most Amazing Man In My Life
Love, what is this? To me its not something that can be described in words, but i'll try. This feeling that engulfs my every being is like nothing I ever felt before. I thought i've been in love before im sure we all have at some point. But this.. its so different so much more powerful than just caring for someone. Its caring so much for that person that you'd give your entire being for them. Someone that doesnt even have to speak yet you get exactly what they are saying or mean, That even though you try to get them off your mind you can't, and honestly you don't even want to. I've been through relationships before but nothing has been like this EVER! I mean okay we all think we have been in love but until you meet that one person that you CRAVE to be around or just need to hear their voice. Nothing really even has to be said. Just a call to say hi, I missed you, or just to find out how your day has been its little things like these that make you realize just how much you want this per

Peanut Chicken Kabobs
1/3 c Crunchy peanut butter 1/3 c Boiling water 1 sm Onion, cut into 1 inch -pieces 1 tb Fresh gingerroot or 1 tsp. -ground ginger 1 tb Lemon juice 1/4 ts Crushed red pepper 1 lb Boneless skinless chicken -breast halves 1. Cut chicken into 1-1/2 inch pieces. 2. Mix the water, peanut butter, ginger, lemon juice, and red pepper together well. Set oven to broil. 3. Thread chicken cubes on four metal skewers, alternating with onion slices. Brush the chicken and onions with half of the peanut butter mixture. 4. Broil chicken about 4 inches from the heat until brown. Turn and brush with remaining peanut butter mixture. Broil 5 minutes longer or until golden brown. 5. Serve with more peanut butter mixture and chopped peanuts, over rice. NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION..per kabob: 215 Calories, 21g Protein, 5g Carbohydrates, 12g Fat 45 mg Cholesterol, 140 mg. Sodium

What Is Your Love Style?
What is your love style?RomanticYou love to make your partner feel special, whether you are doing anything or not. Your sweet words and tender touches are your favored method of seduction, and members of the opposite sex swoon at the mere sight of you! You are a classic romantic, and definitely a keeper! Your best match: a Passionate lover Stay away from: an Aggressive lover

Todays Horoscope
Daily Overview for December 18, 2007 Provided by Astrology.com Daily Extended Forecast Quickie: Spend less time with your nose in work, and more time with your head in the clouds. Go figure I am at work.. WORKING LOL

Weird Sex Laws!!
Just a collection of weird crap I found...I wonder how much of it is either 1) true or B) fabricated or C) false by way of changes in the law In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) To

Book Excerpt
Chapter 26 I drove a few miles down the road before realizing how fast I was driving. I was crying so hard I could barely see so I slowed down and pulled over to the curb. I had to get control of myself! I cried for a while as I lay my head on the steering wheel; tears dripping onto my lap. When the worst of my outburst was over, and I calmed down a little, I sat there for a few minutes to regroup. I wanted the tears to stop but they wouldn’t. I gave myself the choice, ‘You can either wait here until you get it all out, or you can go home. Suck it up Char! Get your ass home!’ When I looked in the mirror and noticed how red and puffy my eyes had already become. I cursed Marc under my breath for doing this to me and making me feel this way. I found a Kleenex and wiped my face as I waited for the next car to pass, then pulled back out onto the road. I was unable to stop crying as I drove on, and all the while hoping I would. Through a foggy vision I realized I had final

Sadism Is An Addiction
So I have been through a lot these last years since my divorce as many of my closer friends know. I have been extremely ill meaning in great pain. So, I found out that the problem with my foot is a bone spur. Anyhow the other painful problems have been caused from fibromyalgia. Living in Ohio has sucked before so now it is even worse. Due to my illness I had to go to the emergency room and could barely walk. I had to have the ex husband take me. Ahkkk!!!!! I made the decision to move closer to my closest friends and family. Hell I should of done this years ago. When I do it or how is only my concern for now. What I will say is that it is not going to happen until my son gets out of school. My goodness as if I have ever been normal before anyway. I will keep my closest friends and family informed of the events to come. The good news is that my health is improving and lost 10 pounds. I will try to quit smoking again.

Rude To Newbies
Ok so my friend posted her first Mumm and her computer screwed up when viewing a comment and it accidentally got deleted. The comment was rude any way so good riddens right? well this person wouldn't leave it alone and kept being rude. So being the good friend I am I stepped in and rated the bitch a one and blocked her because I don't care to associate with people that are rude to my friends. Now she's got a whole army of people after both me and my friend. LMAO! It's so high school right? *roll my eyes* Why are people so rude to newbies anyway? I try to help people because it's rough starting out. There is a lot of crazy chit going on here to figure out. I've seen it over and over especially on Mumms. So rude people, Fuk off and bite me! Yours truly, ~The Kiki

Can Someone Who Knows How To!!!!
can someone who knows how to date: 2007-12-19 20:36:33 please help me plan a fu wedding!!!!!With making an invite bulletin and whatever else has to be done!!!!! Wanna fu marry: http://fubar.com/user/115179

When The Lights Dim
When the darkness falls and the lights dim When the lights dim and darkness falls I look inside to keep on going When the darkness falls and the lights dim When the lights dim and the darkness falls I look to you for the strength to carry on When the darkness falls and the lights dim When the lights dim and the darkness falls I look to the sky and wish upon a star When the darkness falls and the lights dim When the lights dim and the darkness falls I look at all that you have done for me and then i have the strength and power to move on When the darkness falls and the lights dim When the lights dim and the darkness falls I look to you for everything that makes me whole

A Message For Christmas & All Year Long
Well written It was the night Jesus came And all through the house, Not a person was praying, Not one in the house .. The Bible was left On the shelf without care, For no one thought Jesus would come there ... The children were dressing To crawl into bed, Not once ever kneeling Or bowing their head.. And Mom in the rocking chair With babe on her lap, Was watching the Late Show As I took a nap ... When out of the east There rose such a clatter, I sprang to my feet To see what was the matter ... Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters And lifted the sash .... When what to my wondering Eyes should appear, But Angels proclaiming That Jesus was here .... The light of His face Made me cover my head... Was Jesus returning Just like He'd said ... And though I possessed Worldly wisdom and wealth, I

There Are Some That Can't Spend Christmas With Their Families
They are; Mothers, Fathers, Brothers, Sisters, Aunts and Uncles, They are our American Soldiers and they need to be remembered during this holiday season... Press Play to watch They paid the Ultimate Sacrifice: Please take a moment to remember them when you are with your family this year. Pray for their safe return to their families.. LCPL G****** USMC prior Service

Reflections Of A New World
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born." - Anais Nin I am alone. If I needed any more evidence of that I would need only look at the plumes of smoke billowing from the lit cigar hanging from my lips. I am sitting at my computer. Smoking the first cigar I have smoked in a long time. Inside my house. This would normally be accorded as the most heinous of acts were I in a house occupied by other than myself. But such is not the case tonight, nor will it be the case for the next week. My intent today had been to journey early this morning to Missouri with my wife and son for a Christmas get-together with my wife’s family. My wife is one of thirteen siblings and it is their custom to unite each year in the small farming community where they grew up in central Missouri for a Christmas dinner attended by all brothers, sisters, cousins, children and grand-children. As you can imagin

Until Tomorrow
Yes, I love you. Yes, because the world is cold and the chances thrown to us are few and far between. so we've got to make our own it can be done so when I say I love you dont sit back, or look away in disbelief, life is too precious too brief for a long debate and lonely confusion because like a bolt of electricity either its there or its not. so I'll say I love you and I'll cry when you cry we'll write crazy sweet love notes we'll be romantic and you'll buy me flowers. we'll love one another just for one true moment for one last chance for today........ UNTIL TOMORROW

What To Do As A Boyfriens
When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth===[ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you===[ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet===[ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you===[ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away==[ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst===[ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking==[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared===[ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat==[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time===[ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with doubt==[ Back yourse

Hashed Brown Omelet
3 Medium potatoes* 4 Slices bacon 1/4 c Chopped onion 1/4 c Chopped green pepper 3/4 ts Salt 4 Eggs, beaten 1/4 c Milk 1/4 ts Dried thyme, crushed 1 c Shredded Swiss cheese In a covered saucepan cook whole potatoes in enough boiling salted water to cover for 20 to 25 minutes or until almost tender. Drain and chill till cool enough to handle. Peel potatoes; shred to make 3 cups. In a 10 inch skillet cook bacon till crisp; drain, reserving 2 tbsp. drippings in skillet. Crumble bacon; set aside. Combine potatoes, onion, green pepper, and 1/2 tsp. of the salt, put into skillet. Cook over low heat about 20 minutes or till underside is crisp and brown. Combine eggs, milk, thyme, the remaining 1/4 tsp. salt, and dash of pepper. Stir in bacon and cheese; pour

Pregnancy
Pregnancy has two points of entry into our dream lives. The first is dreaming of oneself as being pregnant. The second is that you actually become pregnant in waking life and that trigger event creates this particular dream content. In dreams, anyone can get pregnant. It is not an experience that is limited by gender or age. Generally, it is a herald of creativity, virility, or wealth. However, there are numerous underlying themes that need additional interpretation. If you are a younger woman who dreams of getting pregnant, but has no waking intention of doing so, it is likely that you are working through an archetypal transition into a new self-awareness. One of Jung's archetypes is the archetype of parenting or preserving the species. To see oneself engaged in such activity is to grow from being a child to identifying more prominently with adults. If you are sexually active, but without the intention for pregnancy, your dreams of pregnancy may occur in harmony with your month

Pool
Swimming in or lying beside a pool is the ultimate wish-fulfillment dream for many people. The rest and relaxation of sunning outside is a wonderful invitation. However, depending on who is in the pool, you may be missing out somewhere in waking life. Evaluating this message depends on who is in the pool and what they have in common with people in your waking life. Perhaps you need to be less of a watcher and more of a joiner. Do you feel as though you should be 'part of the action' instead of on the side, sunning yourself? If the water seems somewhat unwelcoming, there may be underlying feelings that the pool represents something you are being lured into against your will. In this case, the occupants of the pool may be people whom you generally trust, but also have some misgivings about.

“lonely *^* Little *^* Christmas *^* Cat”
Christmas Cat by BlueWolf © Christmas Cat….., Oh Christmas Cat….., Lonely Little Christmas Cat…., I always wonder….., We’re you’re at……, Lonely Christmas Cat…..! ! ! She ran away one Christmas eve…., Never to be seen again….., That’s why I miss my Christmas cat…., Lonely Christmas Cat…..! ! ! I leave food out every night….., Hoping that she’ll come back…., I pray and pray that she’s alright….., Lonely Christmas Cat…..! ! ! Another season has gone by….., And just when tears begin to dry….., My memory just won’t deny….., My Lonely Christmas Cat….! ! ! Christmas Cat….., Oh Christmas Cat….., Lonely Little Christmas Cat…., I always wonder….., We’re you’re at……, Lonely Little Christmas Cat…..! ! ! And since you’re gone….., There's a chill of emptyness....., In my heart......, For without you......, I’m so Lonely Christmas Cat…..! ! !

Because I
Hopelessly bound unfettered by the chains of love's grip - greatest gift, fate's cruelest curse. Wherefore do I weep at knowing the joy, the warmth, at feeling the peace, the fire. Wherefore do I weep unable to complete , to be, unknown the kiss, the flames. Wherefore do I weep at loving not living seeing not touching breathing not sharing holding not loving? All, because I, The Fool, am no more?

Like To Invit
hi there we ay club bitch's rule's would like you to stop by and show some love and check us out it is a new lounge so we will try to mack it a home for you and hope you have good time when you there so stop buy and show some love

A Pretty Face
a pretty face what good is it really ? does it mean you will never be unhappy or never have your heart broke by someone ? does it mean you will never love someone who will love back? no it does not it doesn't mean your perfect no one is . it doesn't guarantee happiness or love or you will live happily ever after no one is no matter who you are. life never guarantee's anything to anyone. so what does a pretty face get you ? it makes you miss trustful ( of men )because you never really no if like you because of the person you are or because you have a pretty face or will say just anything to get you in bed ? and it's not just the men some women are just as bad thay don't want you as a friend because of there own incurity's are afrade you will still there husband or boyfriend . a pretty face is nothing special because life deals us all from the same deck we all have our own problem we have to deal with . so no matter who you are or what you look like we all have our cross's to bare . no

The Kigs Of Fubar List Is Here To See
THE KING OF FUBAR ARE COMING DOWN THE RED CARPET! SHOW STOPPER AND THE SEXIEST MEN ONLINE BAR! HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS FOR THE 30TH AT 7 PM...................! AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR_ Music Video:BRING EM OUT (by T.I.)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone CONTESTANT # 1 CONTESTANT # 2 CONTESTANT # 3 CONTESTANT # 4

Hey Baby, We Must Be Quiet
Alone in the park You sit on the bench Nervousness surrounds you as I kneel in front of you Afraid to get cought But you sit, obediant to my words I spread your feet apart about two feet And then i spread your knees I place my hands on the outsides of your shins and slide your skirt up You look at me You look around Still nervous, you bite on your lip and look at me again I quickly move up and grab the back of your neck I pull you to me and taste you I taste your lips I force open your lips with mine and taste your mouth I taste the blood from bit lip My hands starting at shoulders move down to your breasts I push up under them, thus pushing my body down so my face is there I reach in and pull a breast outside the blouse, I take a quick taste of your nipple and move further down Your head fallas back as I move to your stomach I move down more. Shaved and bare, just as I instructed My four fingers together I push against it Rubbing against the sw

A Place To Hide
I need someplace to run to. I need somewhere inside. No doors or open windows. I need a place to hide. I need to learn to be quiet. God knows that I've tried. No way for them to see me. I need a place to hide. I need a place of refuge. Where I can just step aside. I need the walls around me. I need a place to hide. I weary of all the pain now. I feel that I just might slide. I need to be alone now. I need a place to hide. I need to let go of hope. Forget the blushing bride. Love is not forever. I need someplace to hide. I need to keep on walking. Pushing anyone else aside. Make my way without question. I'll find my place to hide.

I Owe My Mother
I Owe My Mother ************************************** 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. > "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. > "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. > If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. > "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. > "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. > "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. > "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. > "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. > "

My Babyboy
i really do appreciate all u guys rating my mans pics on my page... could y'all please go to his page and do the same... show ur support for those who defend your freedom.. thank y'all so much.. they do alot so we can remain free..and to keep the booger man from under the bed and the coyotes outta the yard..lol takes wolves to gaurd the door yard here is the link to his page click it and see why i love him so Chazzz.. Enigma , Konundrum & RL /Hubby to Upstatehotlips@ fubar

Happy Newyear To All!
Looking back on the months gone by, As a new year starts and an old one ends, We contemplate what brought us joy, And we think of our loved ones and our friends. Recalling all the happy times, Remembering how they enriched our lives We reflect upon who really counts, As the fresh and bright new year arrives. And when I ponder those who do, I immediately think of you. Thanks for being one of the reasons I'll have a Happy New Year! Love Kerry

How Can I?
How can i not forget you when your always on my mind?How can i not want you when you're all i want inside?How can i forget you when your name is etched so deep within me?How can i not love you when you control my heart?

Going Away For Awhile...
As some of you know, I am going through a lot of chaos right now. My girlfriend left me, I lost my job, and haven't been able to find another job because of the Holidays. Hopefully now that it's January that will change. Anyways, tomorrow my internet will be shut off and hopefully with help from friends, I'll have enough to get it turned back on by the end of the week. I am almost out of money, out of food, and my animals are almost out too...but another friend has offered to help me with that. If anybody (here in Arizona preferably) can help me with a job, a loan, or anything, please let me know, I feel terrible posting this but I am desperate now. I am willing to pay back in anyway I can,but I just need help. Thanks!

Jjh
We will keep this short, since we are limited on space with this being such a huge pimp out! We would like to thank all that participated in this pimp out. We have so much gratitude and undying respect for all military. While we were gathering all the information need to do this, we made some new friends and heard some incredible stories. Which only strengthen our pride and respect for all people who have chosen to enlist in the military, past or present. Words can not express our admiration and gratitude towards all of you. You are truly our heroes! Jarrod@ fubar ohsnap_ugotdaaids @ fubarLost in the Sauce@ fubarbucnasty@ fubarfifield@ fubarcrazy180

The Years Best [actual] Headlines Of 2007
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2007: Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity

Poem
Let me start by saying that I thank God every night since I found you. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I never thought that someone could love me like you do, but guess what? I love you that much too. I feel as if I'm walking over clouds just thinking about you. You make my life complete. I know you've said we could do foolish things while in love, but you know what? With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life. I love you so much and I know you love me too. I know that others looking into our relationship might think that we're saying too many foolish things too soon but they just don't know how we feel about each other. There's nothing foolish about the things I've told you, I meant every word I said. I love you and for you and m. I would do anything, I love you both so

New Site
So, I'm in the midst of redesigning my site. It took a while, but I after almost 8 years I finally decided that t was time for a change. Not much there yet, but I’ll be adding more as the week goes on (and customizing the header and moving the url). I decided to go with a blog style because it looks a bit more professional and will be a lot better once the novel is out. In the past I’ve resisted any sort of design that wasn’t hand coded (I spent the time to learn html, I was damn sure going to use it), but I figured that it was time to go for something more contemporary. http://johnhmaloney.com/blog/ Speaking of the novel (no, I still don't have a final title yet lol), after writing only three days and doing no editing in the past two weeks, this week I got back to writing every day. I've really been having to force it out and editing this weekend is going to suck, but at least the word count is a little higher and the story is there. Interesting (to me anyway :p) thing about havin

I Am No Longer Able
I am no longer able to look at your eyes Just a friend in the end just a heart filled with lies Telling the voice to let the thoughts go But it laughs cus the past is all that it knows A smile I give you it all seems alright Ten thousand fluzies that fill voids in my life I am no longer able to watch as you smile While I keep my heart vacant, filled with denile The fear of lost friendship still has me chained Laughing as this truth becomes you then shame A heart left in darkness as cold as the stare A permiscuous look suddenly fades to a glare I am no longer able to be who you know When I feel out of place face to face its a show I cant watch left to wonder if the feelings the same Im picking up words and the courage to play But the games have now ceased I just need to know Are the feelings the same or should I pick up and go

That One Lady I Need Not Want
I BEEN THINKIN HOW I WANT MY LIFE 2 CHANGE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BECOME APART OF IT NOW DAYDREAMZ,SLEEP DREAMZ TAKE OVER MY MIND THAT BODY,YA CURVEZ MAKE ME SMILE ONLY OF JOY LIKE WHEN WE TALK ABOUT LIFE SPORTZ & SOME SEXXX YA UNDERSTAND IM NOT ALL ABOUT THAT WHEN YA TAP MY BRAIN 2 SEE WHAT ELSE MAKEZ ME TICC I LOVE HOW YA TILT YA HEAD 2 THE LEFT EVEN HOW YA THIGHZ LOOK IN SHORTZ YA SMELL STAYZ WIT ME THATZ WHY THEM DREAMZ SEEM SO REAL AFTER EVERYTIME WE SEE EACH OTHER I CANT WAIT TIL THE NEXT TIME SO I CAN HUG YOU AGAIN FEEL YA WARMTH & TENDERNEZZ I LOVE IT WHEN YA MAD & ANGRY YA GET THAT LOOK ON YA FACE THAT LOOK OF GONNA GET YA SUCCA EVEN YA LAUGH GETZ ME EXCITED CUZ I WANT 2 HEAR IT ONE MORE TIME THEN I START 2 THINK COULD I HAVE ANOTHER WOMAN IN MY LIFE 2 KEEP ME RIGHT NARROW STRAIGHT LOVE HER 2 DEATH AZ I WAKE I THINK OF YOU HOPIN ONE DAY WE MEET CUZ THIZ FEELIN IZ REAL I HOPE YA FEEL IT 2 NOW ONLY IF I KNEW YA NAME I COULD

A Rose Is
A ROSE IS A THING OF GREAT BEAUTY IT TELLS SO MUCH OF ITS PURPOSE AND WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU & ME! MORE ON THE BEAUTY OF THE ROSE I'D LOVE TO TELL YOU MORE, BUT THAT'S REALLY FOR ONLY YOUR EYES SO MUCH MORE ABOUT THE ROSE YOU'D REALLY BE SURPRISED A ROSE IS LIKE MY FRIEND, MY LOVE THAT'S WHY I SHARE THIS WITH YOU BECAUSE ITS FOR MY SPECIAL FRIENDS AND THAT WOULD SURELY INCLUDE YOU FRIENDS ARE LIKE ROSES,THEY HAVE SPECIAL MEANING LOVE EACH & EVERYONE OF YOU,

How
HOW DID IT START WITH FIRE HOW DID IT END WITH RAIN HOW HAS MY HEART BEEN TOUCHED IN SUCH A WAY HOW HAS THE UNIVERSE BEEN WORKING AGAINST ME TRYING TO STOP MY FEELINGS INTERFERING WITH MY LIFE HOW AM I NOW LEFT LONGING, WANTING, NEEDING, WONDERING FEELING HELPLESS, WANTING TO RUN HOW IS IT THAT I FEEL THIS WAY FOR HE IS JUST A STRANGER, A THOUGHT, A FANTASY, A DESIRE, A WANT, A WISH NOT KNOWING WHAT HIS HANDS FEEL LIKE NOT KNOWING HOW IT FEELS TO LOOK IN HIS EYES NOT HEARING HIS VOICE IN PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME FOR THE FIRST TIME NOW I AM LEFT IN DISBELIEF FOR A STRANGER HAS TOUCHED ME SO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE "HOW"

Who Will Be Next?
The time goes by slowly And everyday means pain. He is hurting He is suffering No one knows his pain. Who will be next? The pain in her heart is strong She stays in her room Like a prisoner in her own mind The door is locked And she grabs the knife one more time She is going to try and get rid of the pain in her heart. Their love is strong but their relationship is falling apart. He is suffering and her heart is in pain Their love for one another is the only thing keeping them alive. They are inches to death and soon they will die. They both are hurt And now they’re dead. The girl died in her room And the man died on the street No one heard their cries for help. Who will be next?

Do I Stay Or Haul Ass?
so i'm new to fubar and have met alot of great people. i've met someone i'm really interested in. yet her life is full of drama, some real some imagined. i explained to her i'm not a long conversationalist on the phone she keeps calling 5 - 6 times a day and wants to talk for hours. she has recently started using my last name in our phone talks, never met and lives far far away. do i stay and figure it out or run for the hills?

Why Men Do Not Want To Commit
This is going to be one of the most honest blogs I have ever written. A lot of this stuff is hard for even me to say to women... No it's not. OK... maybe a little. Buckle up. Have you ever heard a guy say, "Most of my friends are girls?" No? Thats funny, because girls say that about guys all of the time. Keep this in mind. In my opinion, getting into a relationship complicates a man's life more. When a boyfriend and girlfriend fight, it usually because she feels he is giving something more attention than he is giving her. This is a clear indication that in order to please a woman...men have to make sacrifices. These sacrifices include... Time With Friends- Men have a stronger sense of loyalty to their buddies than women do. Most women will kiss their friends off in a second when they land a guy. Guys aren't compelled to do that. So what happens? The guy gets a guilt trip every time he chooses them over her. Money- If any guy is worth a shit, he

Southern Fried Chicken With Gravy
An old-fashioned Southern fried chicken recipe with cream gravy. Scroll down to see more fried chicken recipes. INGREDIENTS: * oil or shortening * 1 chicken, about 2 to 2 1/2 pounds, cut up * 2 cups flour * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * . * Cream Gravy * 2 tablespoons butter * 4 tablespoons flour * salt and pepper, to taste * 1 cup milk * 1 cup water PREPARATION: Have a deep heavy skillet or Dutch oven with oil or hot fat about two inches deep. Combine flour, salt and pepper; sift into a pie plate or wide bowl. Roll each piece of chicken in flour and place in the hot fat (about 370° F). Put the largest pieces in firs, in the hottest part of the skillet. When all pieces are in the skillet and heat is regulated, cover and cook for 5 minutes. Remove top and turn chicken pieces when the underside is well browned. Replace top for another 5 minutes, remove and cook in open pan until the bottom side is browned. Ab

New At This
Humm ikay new at this... dont know how to get the pic in back of my profile... hummm can someone help me out with that and ummm lets see i live in hell... and when it ask for my zip code wallago well mmmmmmmm i dont think we have one this far south. ha ha ha Naw i am a native here in Texas :-) I have 2 kids that drive me fucking crazy! and I have a husband that does the same but in a good way lol then there are the inlaws - hate is such a strong word... at the moment i really really really fucking dislike them and my husband is at work for the next 2 weeks so I will be all alone !!! I need a Margarita. Goin to the freezer... Im out Manda

What Does A Woman Have To Do...
Is it just me, or do I just have too much time on my hands.... I always worry if I hurt someone's feelings, so I will probably stay true to form and keep it nice....but I still want to get my point across.... OK, WHY IS IT that the one you want you can't have due to personal issues, location, time constraints, fate, etc...and the ones that you don't want are always there...in your face, up close (TO DAMN CLOSE) and personal. Then you give one a chance and they MESS IT UP...Lie, Cheat and STEAL your heart....then look at you like they have not a clue what they did!!! Wonder why women are angry and skeptical of their motives and feel that everything that comes out of their mouths are calculated PANTY DROPPERS.... Then along comes one that you want, they want you and there is chemistry and great conversation, genuine RESPECT for one another and a enough fun for a lifetime...What does a Woman have to do to hold onto the good one? Stay TUNED, I'll let you know.... Hap

Friend Needs Help Folk
Wassup errbody, my friend pictured here... ¤£a$Ŧ ♠ oƒ Å ♠ D¥in ßŖΞΞd¤ ÅĶÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ β*ŦÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar ...needs a push to that next level. Any help is greatly appreciated.

I Can't Believe That I Turned 26 Today!
I Can’t Believe That It Is Already The Second Week of 2008. Today Was My Birthday And I Had A Pretty Good Day. My Father And His Girlfriend Wanted To Take Me Out To Eat But My Stomach Was Hurting Me Pretty Bad So I Told Them I Didn’t Feel Like It. Instead We Got Kentucky Fried Chicken For Dinner. It Was Pretty Good. You Can’t Go Wrong With Chicken. After We Ate My Father And His Girlfriend Had A Small Birthday Party For Me. My Dad And His Girlfriend Got Me This Taylor Swift CD I Wanted And A Memory Book To Put Photos In. They Also Bought Me A Winnie The Pooh Balloon. That Was Sweet Of Them. I Wasn’t Really Expecting Anything To Be Honest. This Brightened My Day. I Have Been Kinda Down In The Dumps Lately. IM Really Starting To Miss The One That I Truly Love. I Was Expecting Him To Come Home Soon But Unfortunately I Know Its Going To Be Quite Sometime Before I See Him. But I Mainly Wrote This Blog To Thank My Friends For Writing Or Calling Me To Wish Me A Happy Bir

Feeling Lost And Alone Again...
cant stop the rain from falling, it hides the tears i shed.. longing to feel you next to me.. holding me so close.. wishing i could kiss your warm lips, to make me forget the pain your absence has left.. i know we will never be.. but i have the dream of someone.. If the only way to be together is in my dreams... Then I will sleep forever.. I MISS YOU..

If I Call You Romeo
if i called you romeo would you call me juliet if are toungs crosses paths would you accepted would you die for my word and never look back would you make sure i was in love b4 you left would i die by your side or in your arms and can i take you with me if i called you jack would you call me rose and never for get would you plz love me for ever as a friend would you keep me close for ever as a lover would you be in my life no matter what happens in the end would you show me the light at the end would you try to take the pain and suffering away maybe you can makes us kid and for get all this drama that out there today can you sit by my side when i am old and gray help me around intill i pass away would you love me as a mother as wife or as a friend or as family would you make sure i am happy when its the end i dont care what you do with my bodie you can trough me away you can put me in a roster and make me ash flaya you can put me in a box where i go rout and hid you can do what ever yo

Your Rights In A Relationship:
Your rights in a relationship: If you are in a relationship, you must be treated with fairness, which means your boyfriend or partner: ~is willing to compromise ~lets you feel comfortable being yourself ~is able to admit to being wrong ~tries to resolve conflict by talking honestly ~enables you to feel safe being with him ~respects your feelings, your opinions and your friends ~accepts you saying no to things you don't want to do (like sex) ~accepts you changing your mind ~respects your wishes if you want to end the relationship When someone loves you, you feel valued, liked and free to be yourself. You should not be made to feel intimidated or controlled. Source: http://www.expect-respect.org.nz/respectquiz.htm

Training
Well i've been down here in Georgia for a few days now. Training is extensive to this point. Hours of class time and hands-on, not to mention all the homework. Things are going well though. Only five more days and then the nice long 990 miles trip back home. Well the company says it's only 872 miles. Who are you gong to believe?

How I Feel For You
How I Feel For You Sometimes I wonder how you really feel. You came to me so sudden, could this be real? When I saw you it was like love at first sight. You were innocent and carefree, how could this be right? The first time you looked at me the anxiety built up inside. I was overcome with so many thoughts and feelings in my mind. You were gentle on the eyes with a solemn smile. The love you possessed would be mine after a while. How could I know it would go this far? There was something about you that captured my heart. Before I met you I was filled with sadness. Hurt by someone else plagued by the never ending madness. But you made me happy once again. In you I found a lover and a friend Though we are young I don’t love you any less. So special to me I know that I am blessed. I love you more and more each day. I hope that you will never take your love away. I love you Harley.

I Once Had A Dream... Of Falling Soldiers, And Broken Toy Stars.
I'm nothing like god. I say things like "speak like a child" "never turn away from me" "don't put your hand in that." But I'm no different from you or aye. I'm nothing like small. I'm nobody from there. I'm nothing from there. I used to be something of a genius. A savant. A moron. A fleeting glimpse of whole. Now I'm just picking at old scabs and ivories. I think sometimes I lost what it takes. And what it takes is a lot. It just keeps draining my-----. I used to be someone. I used to be the ace in the hole. I used to be god's saving grace. I used to be somebody! I swear! Just look at the stories on my body! the scars on my meme! Just believe I was, once, maybe twice. But I'm nobody, nowhere. For the mind, body, and soul, from the bleeding pen. The clotted hand. The beautiful broken. The ever empty. I'll give you anything... Just lie to me, with your hand in the cookie jar.

Snake
The snake is a difficult dream symbol because it is so widely interpreted among various cultures. Interpretations run the gamut from blood-curdling fear to wisdom and peace. These options are determined by literary history and folklore from different cultures, as well as personal experience. In waking life, it is not uncommon to be afraid of snakes. For some people, this fear is disruptive and pathological, even to the point that a photo of a snake represents an oppressive threat. For these people, snake dreams are almost universally bad. If the dream includes someone who handles snakes, whoever tames the object of the fear is likely a source of wisdom and control in the dreamer's world, and may be a representation of some aspect of themselves or someone else they know. Among Asian and Native American cultures, the snake is a wisdom symbol. The idea of wisdom comes from the snake's ability to shed its skin and renew itself. If one dreams of snakes from this perspective, it is a dre

Want To Own Me?
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Our "not-so-distant" Love
Our "Not-So-Distant" Love _________________________ Right now, as I sit here on the Beach, the Sunset shines on my face as I look across the waves of the ocean, I am searching for You and wondering where you are? And what you are doing, right now, this moment? Deep in my heart, there is a hole, ... where something is missing, and from that hole is a feeling of emptiness and loneliness from being apart from you. It seems as if my life would have little joy or meaning without you in it, here by my side, my precious Destiny, whoever you are. I realize that there's a distance that separates us, you're so very far away, but I just can't seem to wake up from what I have been dreaming, even when I'm awake. That dream of feeling you, held tight in my loving arms, as it should be, and whispering into your ear, your soft hair against my lips, these three little words, ... I Love You. I can already feel the moments we will soon share together, and I can already see all t

Shrimp-in-love Pasta
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 25 min Makes: 2 servings 4 oz. linguine, uncooked 1 cup cleaned medium fresh shrimp 2 medium tomatoes, chopped (about 1 cup) 1/2 cup PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese Spread 1-1/2 cups torn cleaned spinach COOK linguine as directed on package. MEANWHILE, heat large skillet on medium-high heat. Add shrimp, tomatoes and cream cheese spread; cook and stir 3 to 4 minutes or until shrimp are cooked through and mixture is well blended. DRAIN pasta; place in large bowl. Add spinach; toss lightly. Stir in shrimp mixture. Calories 490 Total fat 19 g Saturated fat 11 g Cholesterol 205 mg Sodium 450 mg Carbohydrate 50 g Dietary fiber 3 g Sugars 8 g Protein 26 g Vitamin A 70 %DV Vitamin C 15 %DV Calcium 10 %DV Iron 30 %DV

Penis Tax
Have you noticed that the only thing the Government hasn't taxed is the penis? This is due to the fact that: 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed. 20% of the time it's pissed off. 30% of the time it's hard up. 10% of the time it's in the hole. And on top of that it has two dependents and they’re both nuts. Well, I am sad to inform you that starting Jan. 2008 the government has decided to start taxing the Penis. And they will tax it according to size: 10 - 12 inches will pay a luxury tax. 8 - 9 inches will pay a pole tax 6 - 7 inches will pay a privilege tax. 4 - 5 inches will pay a nuisance tax. Under 4 inches will be eligible for a refund They request that you not ask for an extension. Males over 12 inches must file for a Capital Gains Tax.

Imagine
imagine theres no heaven its easy if you try no hell below us above us only sky imagine all the people living for today imagine theres no country it isnt hard to do nothing to kill or die for no religion to imagine all the people living life in peace *you may say im a dreamer but im not the only one i hope someday you'll join us and the world as one* imagine all the people sharing all the world *you may say im a dreamer but im not the only one i hope someday you'll join us and the world as one* imagine no posestions i wonder if you can no meant for greed or hunger a brother hood of man imagine all the people sharing all the world *you may say im a dreamer but im not the only one i hope someday you'll join us and the world as one*

Pad Thai
1. 4 ounces dried rice noodles 2. 2 teaspoons peanut oil 3. 3 cloves garlic, minced 4. 1 large egg, lightly beaten 5. 8 ounces small shrimp, peeled and deveined 6. 2 cups mung bean sprouts 7. 1/2 cup sliced scallion greens 8. 3 tablespoons rice vinegar 9. 2 1/2 tablespoons fish sauce 10. 2 tablespoons sugar 11. 1 teaspoon chile-garlic sauce 12. 2 tablespoons chopped dry roasted peanuts Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 350 kcal * Carbohydrates: 47 g * Dietary Fiber: 2 g * Fat: 8 g * Protein: 20 g * Sugars: 10 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Soak rice noodles in warm water to cover in a large bowl until they are limp and white, about 20 minutes. 2. Heat oil over high heat in a wok or large deep skillet until very hot. Add the garlic and stir-fry

Lost Emotions...
Rain I feel the rain a crowd around my back is gathering let it die leave my drenched body to flood the peice of earth I am currently pearched upon leave me to fade away this is the moment I know I never meant a thing rub it in my face the only way to understand is to feel the rain...

Love Our Staff
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Starbucks Doesn't Support Our Troops
Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more. Semper Fidelis. Sgt. Howard C. Wright 1st Force Recon Co 1st Plt PLT PLEASE DON'T

Cleaning House
I am finally cleaning the false friends off my list sisterhood i do not know if it was a coincidence yesterday or not. But as soon as i asked you to help with the contest all hell broke lose. I am a mature adult and do not need any drama, or false friends on my list. KOW you are so gone. i do not even need to give a reason because if you don't know you are blind or stupid. Do not ask to be added again because i will not add you. sorry I had to deny a few of you this morning. purple needless to say you are gone. you talk about lord wolf like a dog then after i give you the link you add him. A good friend huh poof you are gone. I am not into drama and i do not appreciate the shit that went down on here yesterday. and to my true friends I am sorry about all the b/s. huggss Dee

Curves
So...a few years ago I joined " curves " for those of you who don't know what this is..it's a weight loss center/gym for women only..in a few months..of eating right and going every day for the 30 minute workout they created...I lost 27lbs..WWOOT!...however...serious back issues..not related to " curves " ...surfaced ..and after a few weeks I had to stop going...about that same time..the " curves " in my area closed..not enough business I suppose. Anyway..since moving back to indiana..the back issues have subsided..and I'm ready to join again..I don't think..I want to be my high school weight..but it sure would be nice to get out of shopping at Lane Bryant for clothing...no offense to the store..they DO have some great stuff..but I want a change...and the " curves " in my area ..is less then 3 miles away...and for 34.00 a month for a year..it seems like a great investment..WAY cheaper and safer then the alternatives...plastic surgery..gastric bypass surgery..etc.. well...that's it fo

I Am That Girl!!!
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive restaurant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl w

Poem - Dreams
My dreams of you have not faded The have only become stronger and clearer I feel myself in your arms I feel the warmth of you body laying next to mine Soft, warm, wet kisses on my face and my neck Our bodies in twined And the rush of emotions the splendor of delight As we collide and become one . . . Senses heighten . . . Our bodies together in a slow and steady rhythm Moving together … pleasuring our souls … As we explode and look into each others eyes … Kissing as lay in each other's arms . . . Holding each other … till we drift off to sleep I awake … wondering where you have gone . . . Realizing it's only my mind, body, soul wishin again.

My Love
mmm...your big brown eyes, your smooth chocolate skin....your million dollar smile....with teeth so white you light up a room....your style is unremarkable, you stand there accross from me and i look at you...and you look at me....the whole room stops, but me and you....as we walk to one another....you take my hand and kiss it every so softly and you ask me, hey pretty lady may i have this dance? You take me into your arms and you twirl me around...and my heart flutters out of control, you hold me so close that there is no empty space between us. you lift me to a higher place , a place that i don't want to come down from...a place that no one can reach me....and it's just you...and ...me....and the sound of our hearts beating as one....your touch is like an angel, your voice so smooth.....any preexisting notions of lost love come back to me....as i stare at the twinkle in your eyes. everything about you is irreplaceable and never would i try to change you....perfect .....that is what y

Your Touch
have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When I96 have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day When the day comes and we are together You will always know and feel this I will always hug, ki

Why Do I Love You???
Why do I love you, Because you're kind and sweet and gentle. Because you make me laugh. Because you know me better anyone else. Because you understand me when I'm not making sense. Because you try to reach out, even when you're unsure of what I need... But mostly it's because you're mine and I'm yours, and we're so great together. That's why,,, I LOVE YOU.

List Of New And Finish Stories By Firestar
Sea Jewel Sage of Prosoerity....Native American Indian Story? Who Endows Wealth A Lady Beloved.....story? Conqueror of Seasons....Native American Indian Story? White Rose....story? Devil's Serpent.....Story (Horror) Mountain Flames....Native American Indian Story? Morning Star......Native American Indian Story? Golden Nectar Mighty Warrior Son of Earth Elephant King....India Daughter of Moon Sacred Moonlight....Native American Indian Story? Honey Sweet Innocent Love Embodied Morlity...Horror Story Collection of Friends...Horror Story Creeper....Horror Story Firemaker......Native American Indian Story Promise of Love Apache Dream.....Native American Indian Story Virtue Heart Bear King.......Native American Indian Story Hawk's Song......Native American Indian Story Twin Lover's Deeply Master of Law Fiery Sorrow Wise Forest Angry Bow....Native American Indian Story Quick Shadow Spirit Lake..

He (older Work)
He walked The heavens seem dim compared to him He talked Not to me, but it didn't matter If the sky fell down to earth and shattered I wouldn't have noticed at all Then his eyes The color of the sun-streaked sky Full of darkness, full of light Him Drowned in the summer rain Emptied of hope, full of pain I never heard him call His life As brief as an autumn storm Nurtured in frigidity, absent of warmth A breath away from a fall His death Rage bred hate that he kept inside Pressure was too much and he committed... I can't handle it at all

New Bully
WHEN THE MOON IS FULL AND THE DARKNESS REIGNS THE TRANSFORMATION CAN BE SEEN FROM MAN TO SAVAGE BEAST! HIS SMOOTH SKIN NOW FULL OF FUR AND HIS TEETH AS SHARPER THEN A RAZOR BLADE! HIS BLUE EYES TURNED A SOULLESS BROWN TAINTED WITH A THIRST FOR HUMAN BLOOD! HE WILL HUNT FOR HIS UNEXPECTING PREY! ALL HUMAN EMOTION! NOW EXSTINCT LEFT WITH ONLY ANIMALISTIC INSTINCT FOREVER DAMNED WITH THIS CURSE! click the pic below and join him ! DL GLOBAL HOUND ! in G.O.H. GAURDIANS OF HELL!

I Need U Please Help
Hey If u are reading this thanks for stopping by. I am in need of anyone who has the time too comment just a few times on my picture so that I can win a blast. This is the second contest I have ever been in and I need ur help please. TESA THIS IS THE LINK TOO THE PHOTO BELOW THANKS

To Be Alone And To Be Loved
I feel so alone, Im so confused All i do is think of you I want you in my life to hold me tight thur out the night i want you to be the one the one to love me you make me smile,even though i hide it well i want your love, your understanding, your trust. to feel your warmth will make me smile to feel your love makes me melt. i like you and want you to be mine forever and always

Help Plz
I am offering up a free gift of an animation or morph of your chosing. To get it you must leave 400 comments here: and then send me a fu-mail letting me know you've done that! ***you don't have to leave all 400 comments in 1 day!*** ***IF YOU DON'T FU-MAIL ME, YOU WON'T GET YOUR ANIMATION!*** Leggs*Sarge's Bad Girl*Stiletto Girl*FuSista Co-Mngr*Sisterhood@ fubar (repost of original by 'Leggs*Sarge's Bad Girl*Stiletto Girl*FuSista Co-Mngr*Sisterhood' on '2008-01-20 09:17:35') (repost of original by 'Evonne~~Club Far~' on '2008-01-20 14:51:46') (repost of original by 'MIRANDA~' on '2008-01-21 08:39:56') (repost of original by 'choppie ~fubrotha~' on '2008-01-21 13:20:25')

Nice Guys Dont Finish Last!!
A really nice guy send this to me...Do you Agree???...Leave comments and tell me what you think!!! January 21, 2008 @ 12:25 am 20 23:25:16 I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because

Bid On Me
Well i have never done a blog not sure what to say so i guess i will just ramble for a few. I will say i am up for auction and all this is new so now you know how i got the name for this blog. I will get better i hope. So bid high and you could buy me. Go to Fu-Milf Queen (1079960) to bid

Heavenly Parfait
1 cup prepared fat-free, sugar-free pudding (any flavor) 1 cup angel food cake crumbs (thaw if frozen) 1 tablespoon nondairy whipped topping diabetic recipes Serves 1 In a large wine or parfait glass, spoon 1/2 cup of the prepared pudding into the bottom of the glass. Add half of the cake crumbs. Top with the remaining pudding and the rest of the crumbs. Add nondairy whipped topping or fresh fruit and serve. (Note the high carbohydrate count!) Per Serving (without syrup or preserves): 292 Cal; 1 g Fat; 56 g Carb; 4 mg Cholesterol; 431 mg Sodium; 3g Dietary Fiber; 14 g Protein Exchanges: 3-1/2 Carbo Choices

Do You Yahoo!?!?!!
Please show some support and join my BRAND SPANKING NEW yahoo group.As a member you will have access to MORE photographs(some never seen on myspace) and get even more updates on yours truly.=]It's free..all you have to have is a yahoo id and email. Click to join SynfulDame Thank you!!xxxo-S

Dogma
Dogma, 1998 One of the most talked-about movies of the year is also one of the funniest! In this hilarious comic fantasy from the writer/director Kevin Smith (Clerks, Chasing Amy) two banished angels (Ben Affleck and Matt Damon) find a loophole that would get them back into heaven. The only snag? They'll be destroying existence in the process. In an effort to stop them, the overworked Voice of God (Alan Rickman) taps cynical mortal Bethany (Linda Fiorentino) to save the world by preventing the angels from reaching their unholy destination: New Jersey! Throw in two unlikely prophets named Jay and Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith), the quick-witted yet little-known thirteenth apostle ( comedian Chris Rock) and a sexy, former muse with a case of writers block (Salma Hayek) and you've got a hysterical and thrilling race against time packed with an all-star cast that entertainment weekly called "one of the ten best movies of 1999" Dogma drew me in from the start. I love the i

Good Morning!
hate to have to do it but i'll be away from fubar until the 3rd. we are switching our internet connection to a cheaper company. hopefully i'll be getting back to all my friends then. sure gonna miss you guys! hold down the fort until i return! much love to you all!

Okay Wtf Is The Problem
okay wtf is up with this??? i think that people shouldent become attached to people online and shit mainly if they are 1,300 miles away. god if only i could take my fuckin ass there and steal him away.

What Does It Take To Get In Ther
Attention all friends and family. If I have ever helped you out in a giveaway or contest please help me now. I'm in a Happy Hour giveaway and need 140,000 comments, I'm at 55,534 right now please come drop me a few comments. It's comments AND rate the pic./fubar.com/user/1007162 Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack! PLEASE HELP OUT THE SOONER I GET TO 140,000 COMMENT IM DONE/ALSO IF WANT A MORPH I am offering up a free gift of an animation or morph of your chosing. To get it you must leave 400 comments here: and then send me a fu-mail letting me know you've done that! ***you don't have to leave all 400 comments in 1 day!*** ***IF YOU DON'T FU-MAIL ME, YOU WON'T GET YOUR ANIMATION!*** Attention all friends and family. If I have ever helped you out in a giveaway or contest please help me now. I'm in a Happy Hour giveaway and need 140,000 comments, I'm at 55,534 right now please come drop me

Avocado Citrus Salad
PREP TIME 20 Min READY IN 20 Min SERVINGS & SCALING Original recipe yield: 8 servings INGREDIENTS * 1/2 cup vegetable oil * 3 tablespoons cider vinegar * 2 tablespoons sugar * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 2 ripe avocado, peeled and sliced * 8 cups torn salad greens * 2 medium oranges, peeled and sectioned * 1 large grapefruit, peeled and sectioned * 1 pear, cored and thinly sliced * 1 cup green grapes * 1/4 cup chopped walnuts DIRECTIONS 1. In a small bowl, combine oil, vinegar, sugar and salt. Add avocados. In a large salad bowl, toss remaining ingredients. Pour the dressing over salad and gently toss to coat. Serve immediately.

From The Mouths Of Babes…words Of Wisdom
Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says: 'No, I don't think God would get mad. Whom do you want to give a Valentine to?' 'Osama Bin Laden,' she says. 'Why Osama Bin Laden?' her father asks in shock. 'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them, and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.' Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. 'Melissa, that's t

Time Is Precious!
Time is Precious! Time is precious... perhaps our most valuable commodity.... think about THESE when you're wasting some... Ask a divorced couple or a prisoner about the value of a decade. Ask two recently split high school sweethearts about the value of four years. Ask a student who failed his final exam about the value of one year. Ask the mother of a stillborn the value of nine months. Ask the mother of a preemie the value of one month. Ask the editor of a weekly paper the value of one week. Ask two lovers waiting to meet the value of one hour. Ask the person who missed the train the value of one minute. Ask an accident survivor the value of one second. Ask a losing Olympic medalist the value of one millisecond.

Today Lol
well as usual i get to drive all over the damn place yet i always seem to be bored lol i read i watch movies but nothing seems to help one way or the other i end up bored. if i were a scientist i would work on a way to cure boredom lol i know that there is a cure its called sex lol but given my job i cant do that unless i take a woman with me and i dont know of anyone i trust enough to take with me that is single lmao oh well looks like i am just gonna have to deal with it

Close To You
I can feel you all around me, Your smell still stays strong As if you are lying beside me Your memories so clear In this lonely silent night I can hear your voice,so calmly Whispering in my ears Saying,"You are mine forever" Isn't fate kind to us, To bring you to me You are my inspiration My strength to carry on I cherish all you gave me, Everyday The love lasts forever I wish upon tonight To see your smile Even it's only for a minute Fly me to where you are In the distant cold A breath close to you To know you are there A breath away not far

Love
Sometimes you never really know what you had till you lost it. Im hoping my ex bf realizes that as he hops from girl to girl. Amazingly he never really loved me the way i loved him ....i guess...alot of drama was created by girls who liked him and lived nearby him...and before they even took time to know me they told him it w/n work cuz of distance and cuz we did meet online (stop laughing)....For once in my life and against my better judgement i used my head instead of my heart. A few of his ex gf's messaged me on myspace to tell me he would do the same thing to me he did to them...naturally i figured i would judge for myself. I gave him my heart..my love..and ridiculously enough i still love him. I hope this sadness leaves me soon cuz i want to be happy again. After I left him i did a terrible thing....i messaged a new face on his myspace...and talked to this girl a little..amazingly enough she asked me if he called me sweet pea like he did to her and a few other similarities

How I Feel
I'm sitting here. I say i have friends, but yet i feel completely alone. I know i'm fairly successful, but yet i feel like a failure sometimes. I'm scared of where my life is going. I dont know why i bother. Why I try. I dont know anything for certain anymore. I feel like there's no meaning, no purpose. I feel.....empty. I know overall as a person I am lost. How can I find myself? I need direction. I need a light.

First Kiss!!
I had a seriously weird dream last night when I slept a few hours... it was about a first kiss. I don't mean it in the way of a persons first kiss ever, but the first kiss that you have with your partner or potential partner. This dream, was of a man that I couldn't see, he was one of those "man in my dreams" kind... where you know he is real, but you can't see the face or you don't know the name. Well, he was in mine last night and it felt as if I knew him, for some time, that really comfortable feeling you have being around those that you have surrounded yourself with for months and months or years... Well, the dream went a little like this... I was stanging there in the cold night, staring at the stars in the sky when he steps up in front of me, whispers to me... "Can I help keep you warm?"... and before I could answer, he slid his hands around my waist and pulled me close. He leaned down and gently kissed my neck. Between his lips on my skin and his breath caressing my nec

Auction Info!
> > > HEY FUBAR! I am having my first auction!!! Just send me a message with the pic you want to enter with and a list of what you are willing to offer the person who buys you! I will put the offer onto the photo for you! PLUS! I will give 100,000 FuBucks to the person with the most points (Comments will be worth 1 and Rates worth 5)!!! Also, Hard cash, VIPs, Blasts, and Happy Hours override FuBuck Bids. Opening bids start at 5,000 FuBucks Anyone may join at any time during the auction! You may bid on yourself and people may combine bids with someone else to bid on you as 1 bid. Meaning.. 2 or more people may own you. All Bids require approval from the person being auctioned. Any and ALL rude comments will be deleted! And person leaving them will be locked in a 2x4 room with DrPhil, Britney Spears, and David Hasselhoff! Have fun and start whoring NOW!

More New Fu-angels
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! ADDING THE NAME TO YOUR’S IS OPTIONAL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager/promotor~

My View On Pot/420/marijuana...
This is my opinion... If you don't like it? I don't care! Some people who smoke pot are apparently so proud of that fact, that they announce it to the world. The only thing you are, in fact, announcing is the fact that you are proud to be a dumbass. Granted, there are some people who smoke pot on a regular basis that have decent jobs above the McDonalds level. But, look on the streets on any given day and you will find that most of the potheads that smoke every day are lazy son-of-a-bitches who refuse to take any responsibility for anything. I don't care who you are, or what scientific study you try to push in front of my face, the fact remains that I will always believe that marijuana ruins lives and families. And God forbid should you be driving while under the influence and kill some little child because you're reflexes were impaired. [Added 2/24/08] I also forgot to mention, that for all you dickheads who say it's safe because it's natural??? 1 joint is AS CANCE

Stuck
I hate this place and can't wait to leave. There are nine months left in my lease. That seems like an eternity away. I've been thinking of different places to take a trip to just to pass the time. Something to calm the need. Taking trips has always worked in the past but I don't think it'll work this time. I know that I need to save money so I can leave in October but it feels as though I'll go mad if I don't get out. I should have left with Che when I had the chance. Just a side note... as I'm sitting here typing this out there is a picture in the blast window. It's of some fat ass chick trying her hardest to be sexy as hell. It's fucking gross. I really don't want to see some saggy fucking tits being squished together on some women trying her hardest to recapture the youth that left her years ago. You aren't hot. You know you're not. If you were, you probably wouldn't be trying so damn hard to get attention with your big ass by some internet whore. This is why I can't log on to

A Better Monday Than Normal
so FAR it's been a pretty good monday. had breakfast at servo (yay bagel wit ham and cheese and egg!!) and ended up being like 30 minutes early so i faked reading the reading i didnt get thru for my LAS class. donna, the cleaning lady after minday left switched to glatfelter and we have a temp in our dorm but she talks to me whenever she sees me and she told me that mindy wasnt going to put in an application to come back, and the woman who normally works glatfleter needs a green card so the school is working on that. if the woman gets her green card, she'll go back to working in glatfelter and donna will come back to paul. nothing against the temp, but i do miss donna. she left and then it was 10 minutes to class so i decided to head down and claim a chair outside the room to wait. holly came and sat next to me and we talked about tripp and lip service products. i think lip service is cool but i also like tripp, even tho their stuff falls apart faster :( finally we walked into

The Dance Of The Lord Of Darkness
will you honor me with this dance yes mylord i would love to dance with thee. as the lord of darkness lead the lady out to the dance floor. everyone stopped and staired at the couple. the lady curtsied to the lord as he bowed to the lady with long dark hair. her complextion as pale as the moon. on a clear cold winternight, her dress long black with red velvet under skirting the bodice low but modest her waist was trim as the corset laced up the front. with long flowing sleeves that almost reached the floor. with black and red roses braided in her long ebony hair who is this maiden noone knew. as the questions filled the air. the lord of darkness so handsome yet so young his ebony hair shinning like onxs in the candle light as he twirls the maiden around the floor his cravet tied neatly. his crimson colored hose and knee pants fitting snuggly. as the black silk of his shirt streched nicely acrossed his nicely muscled shoulderblades.

Sad And Doubtful
She sits and waits as the thoughts and doubts race through her mind. as to what the big secret is all about. the feeling that something isnt right keeps tearing at her gut. is her assumtion right is there another in her lovers life? or is her emotions so over whelmed by all thats happend. could it be that her mind is playing games with her emotions telling her something isnt right?

Life And Death
Again the circle is smaller by one... we run headlong to completion there is never enough time I edit everything that I say and everything that I do to my own damage and to the damage I do to others by not sharing with them... I could do better if I could escape from experience I won't leave another love behind... I have remained behind I could never do that to another love... by choice I walk alone now I want to live with the passion I was born with yet I am unable... I lose through my own Damn fault yet still I lose... and I would rather die than lose I hate the senseless waste and the useless loss by all causes Again tbe circle is smaller by one... Mea culpa, Mea maxima culpa... My friend

Updates & Wallpapers
My chainsaw chips are now onsale and can be purchased at this link Buy your chainsaw chip collectible I will also have a giveaway for your very own collectible as well! Also, there's a couple of new updates and wallpapaer on my official website, so go and check it out Updates & New wallpaper

Valentine Fu-bucks Give Away
WANNA EARN SOME FAST AND EASY FU-BUCKS ????? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU CAN BE THE WINNER. IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! YOU WANNA KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT: *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*IS HOSTING A VALENTINE FU-BUCKS GIVE AWAY CONTEST,IT WILL START AS SOON AS SHE HAVE 20 CONTESTANTS,AND IT WILL LAST FOR 7 DAYS. CONTESTANTS WILL BE NOTIFIED 24 HOURS BEFORE THE CONTEST BY MAIL. prizes are: 1~reach 50,000 comments will get 1,000,000 2~reach 35,000 comments will get 500,000 3~reach 20,000 comments will get 250,000 4~reach 10,000 comments will get 100,000 CONTEST WILL LAST 7 DAYS,IT WILL START AS SOON AS SHE HAVE 20 OR MORE CONTESTANTS *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*@ fubar THE RULES ARE: 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ARE ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND,ANY DRAMA STARTER WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST. 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!! 5~ NO COMME

Grilled Shrimp
INGREDIENTS: * 2 pounds jumbo shrimps, shelled and deveined, tail left on * 1 large clove garlic, crushed * salt * juice of 1 lime or lemon * 1/3 cup olive oil * garlic butter, below PREPARATION: Use scissors to remove shells without disturbing tails. In a non-reactive bowl, combine crushed garlic, salt, lime juice, and olive oil. Put shrimp in bowl; stir to coat well. Cover and refrigerate for 2 hours. Thread shrimp onto skewers and grill 5 to 6 inches from coals for about 12 to 15 minutes, turning frequently. Remove tails if cooking under broiler. Serves 4. Garlic Butter for Dipping * 1/2 cup butter * 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * 1 tablespoon lemon juice (about 1/2 lemon) * 1/8 teaspoon hot pepper sauce * 1 large garlic clove, crushed * salt In a small saucepan, melt butter. Add remaining ingredients; heat for 1 minute. Serve with shrimp or other seafood.

Part 2 The Pre-qual
Immortality beckons unto me, but I was born into sin how can this be? For I know the wages of sin to be death, and aimlessly I wander it's well trodden path. I've heard the voice of my eternal Father, He's called me home to longer wander. Reestablish my faith, hold strong to belief. Rescue a generation and be it's relief. Persecute me as I try to save you. Mixed up views of reality showing through. What have I done so terribly wrong that could make me deserve this suffering of long? And now pain overcomes my soul as I cry. I only want to know one thing from any of you, why? Reestablish my faith, hold strong to belief. Rescue a generation and be it's relief. Why would you do this to one of your own? I am just trying to share the truth I have known. I do this for all who are lost and alone, I hold a secret who's time it is to be shown. Will you stand be my side and help me overcome adversity? For the burden seems to

Thanks
Being this is my first blog, I'll start off with saying thanks to everyone. A lot of you know I have been sick with the flu (103 fever for 13 days). About 4am this morning my fever started to come down. YEAH. For the first time in 14 days it is under 102, and dropping. Thank you everyone for all the nice comments. Now what does everyone really want me to blog about

This Is An Emergency - Please Read
Please Read this and go to the link ~ It contains info on a baby who was murdered and the father is being looked for. The mother was one of our own fubar members :( This is a repost of her bulletin. I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewhere....anywhere....please take the time to go to the link and watch the news video which includes a description of the car he was driving and his picture...If anyone knows anything at all, please dont contact me...call 409-771-7488 please repost the hell out of this so as many people as possible can see this. and if someone could sticky this for me so even more people can see it i would really appreciate it thank you everyone http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080130_jj_policeinfoonbabyfounddead.7265da15.html

My True Identity
Suffering seems to be my only friend Living this lonely life Tearing away my sanity I can barely go on living My soul a shattered cry in the wind Endless thoughts race through my mind Where can I turn for help Few are trustworthy these days Hiding, always hiding my true self No one can ever know I cannot let the pain I live with touch others They couldn't understand my true torture Life without meaning An endless drone But I still feel I still hurt

My Best Friend
i had to put my dog sam to sleep tonight. he was the best thing ever. he was a short haired lab. i was friends with him for 15 years. ive lost most of the things in life that i loved. but he was always there. when i came home from iraq he was there. he never lied to me he was always true.

Cancun
Hi guys, I so can't wait for college break.All those hot bodies running around and all the drippin wet girls uummm!!! My girlfriends and I are going down and I mean going down to have fun and to find people to join us for our own party. I hope to see some of you guys and girls down there and maybe hook up with some of yous. Love always, Stacy

In An Auction That Runs From The 8th - 13th
To All Who Is Willing 2 Help Me... I'm in my first auction since I've joined FuBar. It starts on the 8th and ends on the 13th {my b-day} I really want to be in it but I have a small problem. I'm leaving at 3am Friday morning to drive to Ocala, FL & Don't know if I can get on once I get there. So I guess I'm asking for people to keep this bulletin at the top if possible. And PLEASE. Bid away on me once it starts. :) Any & all help is appreciated. Bulletin Link to Contest that I'm in: http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=4188409100 Picture Link: http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=398434&albumid=841531&i=1305879466&idx=12 Thanks & Hugz Rachel **SexyTiger** ~ Demon Crew Member ~ Shadow Leveler ~@ fubar

Support This Guy From Msu
THIS WAS VALIDATED BY SNOPES (please see below) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The story begins at Michigan State University with a mechanical engineering professor named Indrek Wichman. Wichman sent an e-mail to the Muslim Student's Association. The e-mail was in response to the students' protest of the Danish cartoons that portrayed the Prophet Muhammad as a terrorist. The group had complained the cartoons were "hate speech." Enter Professor Wichman. In his e-mail, he said the following: Dear Moslem Association, As a professor of Mechanical Engineering here at MSU I intend to protest your protest. I am offended not by cartoons, but by more mundane things like beheadings of civilians, cowardly attacks on public buildings, suicide murders, murders of Catholic priests (the latest in Turkey ), burnings of Christian churches, the continued persecu

New Pledge Of Allegiance
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer. I liked it. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bi

A Visit To The Office
I come into your office, and walk up to your desk. You’re surrounded by your coworkers, but we only have eyes for each other. I stand beside you, leaning over your desk like we are going over something together. Your hand is on the back of my calf. I glance up, and see no one is paying attention. I lean down further, and run my hand along your velvety thigh. Your skirt moves higher as my hand gets closer on every stroke. My fingers slide across the top of your hose; you’re wearing garters! Yummy! Our eyes meet; I feel you shiver under my touch. My fingers slide under your skirt, brushing against your panties, unhindered by pantyhose. I feel your heat. You grasp my calf, instead of crying out, as I rub your clit through your panties. I move them aside and slide my finger inside your wet, hot pussy. DEEP! You cough to cover your gasp. You had no idea I’d do this. Your coworkers are still in the room! I kneel on one knee, to get closer to you. Your bre