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Not Always Right | Varicose To His Wife
(I work on a cruise ship, and it’s 3 pm on embarkation day–the day all guests board. There are hundreds of people in the main atrium, milling about, asking tour questions and filling in forms. A male guest in his 50s approaches one of the tour staff with a paper in hand.) Customer: “I have filled my form out. It says here you need to check it?” Me: “Yes, you have a medical waiver for our snorkel tour. I’ll check it over so I can give you your tickets.” (I read the form and notice that ‘Circulatory Problems’ has been checked.) Me: “Sir, it says here you have circulation problems. Is this exercise related?” Customer: “No, I had a minor surgery.” Me: “Ah, was it cardiovascular, or–” (A woman, also in her 50s and dressed in a blue velvet leisure suit with lots of gold jewelry suddenly bursts in.) Customers Wife: *very loudly* “Harvey, what is this man asking you? I’m his wife
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Not Always Right | Jeff Foxworthy Would Be Proud
Movie Theater | Madisonville, KY, USA Customer: “Two tickets for Madagascar.” (After the previews, he returns) Customer: “I want my money back!” Me: “What seems to be the problem, sir?” Customer: “You have the wrong movie playing in there, its a cartoon. Where’s the cars?” Me: “I’m sorry sir, Cars?” Customer: “Nascar! I wanted to see Mad about Nascar!!” Me: “…let me get the manager.”
Not Always Right | The Return Of Captain Obvious
Ice Cream Shop | Florida, USA Customer in an ice cream shop: “What’s in the Chocolate Caramel Cashew?” Me: “There’s really no way for me to answer that without sounding like a smarta**.” Customer: “Why? What’s in it?” Me: “It’s chocolate ice cream … with caramel … and cashews.”
Not Always Right | (telepathic) Help Wanted
Video Rental Store | Michigan, USA Customer: “I’m looking for that movie.” Me: “We have lots of movies, can I help narrow it down?” Customer: “No, I want it full sized.” Me: “I meant, what can you tell me about the movie?” Customer: “Isn’t it YOUR job to tell ME about the movie?” Me: “Well, I’ll tell you everything I know about the movie as soon as you tell me which movie you’re looking for.” Customer: “If I knew which movie I was looking for, wouldn’t I have found it by now? Jeez, the people they hire these days.” (Customer storms out)
Not Always Right | You Be Telepathic, So I Can Be Lazy
Home Improvement Store | California, USA Customer: “I need a door.” Me: “What kind of door?” Customer: “You’re the professional!” Me: “…” Me: “Where are you going while passing through this door, and where are you leaving?” Customer: “Garage from the kitchen.” Me: “Great, and what size is the door that’s there now?” Customer: “They make them in different sizes?” *throws self out window*
I Run This Lyrics
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Asylum - 5/28/09
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My Generation
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Current And Former Imf Heads Call For New Global Currency
Current And Former IMF Heads Call For New Global CurrencyThe head of the International Monetary Fund has once again called for a new global currency to replace the Dollar, adding that the momentum to instigate such a system is fading.
Prayer And Bringing Back Sinners
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Trains Trains are the cross-country transport of antiquity and therefore are often perceived as romantic. Dreams of this nature often reflect a hope for liaison on the part of the dreamer. The dream may unfold with the object of romance as a companion. The train station, like the subway station, is the place of life choices in the dream.
Not Always Right | Why Judgment Day Is Going To Be A Cakewalk Part I
Retail | Phoenix, AZ, USA (I’ve just finished ringing up some items for a customer and her daughter.) Me: “It looks like your customer card is about to expire. Would you like to renew it now?” Customer: “Yes, I would.” Me: “Okay, just press the green button on the key pad.” (The total rings up as $24.32.) Customer: “Okay, I want to pay cash.” Me: “Okay…” (We stand there for a few seconds as the customer continues to stare at the total on the register.) Customer: “Well, what do I do?” Customer’s daughter: “Are you serious?” Customer: “Yeah, there is no cash button. What do I do?” Customer’s daughter: “Mom.” Customer: “What?” Customer’s daughter: “Hand the poor woman your cash.” Customer: *hands me cash* “I’m so sorry…I’m used to the machine telling me what to do!” Customer&rsquo
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World Gratitude Practice~day 9~see(k) Gratitude~in Order To Gain A Peaceful Perspective Of Current Happynings, Focus On What Is
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Owl The owl is the archetype of wisdom in many cultures' parables. The owl is often a sign of longevity, as well as knowledge. This knowledge pertains especially to the future and the mysteries of the night. You may be seeking such knowledge or be receiving an oracle hinting that you may be in possession of such knowledge. Is the owl in your dream mysterious or forthcoming? Does the owl speak to you? What does it say?
Computer Troubles Again
Well, it seems it's time for my computer to self-destruct on me once again. So, I'm going to be sharing a computer with my mom until it gets fixed or I get a new one (which is highly unlikely, but it's what I need the most). My time online during the day will be normal, but my night-time fun will be limited, since that's when my mom gets home from work. *sigh* I finally get to relax now that the semester is over and I can't enjoy what I do the most, be a lazy bum surfing the net :( Is there a "Get Bubbles A New Computer" fund we can start?
Dream Come True
Am I sleeping.Am I awake.I feel you all around me.I cannot sleep.I cannot hide.My memory so clear.I have no fear cause I know your near.You’re my inspiration.Your kissI feel the bliss.Can it be.That you chose me.You make my heart soar.Is it a dream.I cannot scream.Cause you are my dream come true.
Dream Girl
As the night slowly closes in.I feel so lonely & can not sleep.I dream of the day we will meet.I dream of your face.I dream of are first kiss.I feel the bliss for that special kiss.I touch your skin and go crazy.I cannot breath.Till your restin here with meI wont leave til you’re here with me.I wont go and cannot hide.I want my memory of you here with me.
If she only knew how much,She caught my eye.And how empty I was,When she left. I patiently wait through the night,Anticipaiting her mornings return.I look to the night sky,And wish for the suns morning burn. Will this day bring her closer,In my heart my hopes are high.To win this beautys heart,And cherish her forever,Till the day I die.
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New Years Eve
So, on New Years Eve or tonight for that matter since it is so early in the AM I will be hanging out in the Den of Iniquity lounge where my good friend MFKN Seabreeze will be on cam in her sexy attire and possibly getting nakey. She says that she will also be fublinging people who are in the lounge when it hits Midnight MST time. (For those in other time zones it's 1am CST, and 2am EST.) I am sending her a little love and advertisement here today!!! :D EDIT:: Change of plans on my part. Everyone should still stop by the Den of Iniquity tonight around midnight PST even if I am not there. If you give me credit I might get fublinged as well! I will try to be home in time for the party in the lounge, but my plans have been changed and I am needed to watch the bf's little brothers for an indefinant amount of time. Have a great New Year if I do not get on to tell everyone!
Her eyes burn at me,Through the mist.I wonder from her what it would feel,For just one kiss. Would she take me to heaven,Or make me crash in hell.With fire on her head,envy in her eyes,She knows my heart all to well. She knows my weakness,She says I'm putty in her hand.She has known this long since,This poem first began.
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My Fate
I will wander through life,Never knowing what could have been.He took her away so fast,As quick as he did send. This stone in my chest,Now weights me to the ground.I look for any meaning to this,For me none can be found. Now as I walk through life,Never seeing the sky.I have become nothing but a shell,And not even wonder why. I seek nomore mysteries,I chase nomore dreams.Truely I am already dead,At least thats how it seems. Till my forever comes,For joy there will be nomore tears,Nor a smile to come from me,For all the rest of my years.
Not Always Right | Time Zoned Out
Call Center | Vancouver, BC, Canada (A customer calls in from Los Angeles.) Caller: “How late are you open there?” Me: “5 pm.” Caller: “Yeah, but like, what time zone?” Me: “5 pm, Pacific Standard Time.” Caller: “What time would that be here?” Me: “Sir, we are directly north of you so we are on the same clock as you–Pacific Standard Time.” Caller: “Well, I don’t know your Canadian time zones! What’s that in American?” Me: “Sir, what time is it there?” Caller: “3:00 pm” Me: “It is 3:00 pm here as well, we are on the same time. We close in two hours at 5 pm your time.” Caller: “Wait a minute! It’s the same time there? Don’t you have your own time?”
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Somebody's Watching Me By Rockwell
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Just My Imagination By The Temptations
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Not Always Right | Wireless, Clueless And Helpless
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3's A Charm? Sigh Who Took My Damn Coffee!!!!????
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Blonde Logic
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Man In My Dreams
I woke up about 9:15 this morning (thanks to the fucking assholes upstairs) with a raging migraine. I haven't had one this bad in a really long time. It was getting to the point I thought I was going to be taking my butt down to the ER because it was not easing, even after taking my meds. Somewhere along the way, I must have passed out from the pain. I had this super bizarro dream (details of which are irrelevant). I mean, it was REALLY out there. When I woke up, I kind of laid there wondering WTF? One thing that was VERY clear was the man in the dream. Three hours later... I'm feeling a bit better and decide to go for a much needed haircut. Head down to a new hair place, walk in and just about fell over. The guy in my dream? Yeah, standing right there in front of me. I mean, exactly the same, rightdown to the piercings. Okay, this is a new one even for me. (Yes, this coming from the person who takes ghost pictures. LOL)
Fuck Your God
How can you believe in something that you cannot see Blood is inside us, but if you're cut then you will bleed There is no proof of your God other than your faith And yet you act like your living in a lucid state You say the Bible is the proof of your Gods existance But if that's true then why are there so many religions Who are you to say your system is so right for me It's fuckin' funny you believe in what you cannot see Religion's nothing more than a business like this music shit You ask me how when you just bought a crucifix You give your money to the pastor and the Holy land While your God goes to the bank with your money in hand I'd rather burn in Hell than serve your God in Heaven I'd rather be poor than pay your God his Holyseverence Fuck your God, the Holy Spirit and the Holy Father You all are sheep so I lead you now into the slaughter How can you believe in something that you cannot see Then have the nerve to try and push that shit off on me You have no explanation of how
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Blame And...forgiveness
Shakespeare had it right. In ways both big and small, the failure to forgive kills love and murders beauty. An unforgiving attitude makes life far less loving and beautiful than it could be. Move from blame to forgiveness, and here’s how: It is much more satisfying to experience your feelings than to blame them on somebody else. You can move through your feelings–even bad ones–to real connection with yourself and others. And because of this you can learn to: 1. become a good friend and a Kind Father (or mother) to myself; 2. give myself encouragement and support, instead of habitual criticism; 3. pay attention to my feelings and identify what it is that I’m feeling; 4. experience my feelings fully, mourning fully; 5. share my heart experience with others and experience the connection of listening to their experience. Learning to do this will help you become more forgiving. You don’t have to get angry and blame others to escape your feelings–b
Ardor Of A Smile
Ardor of a Smile by Michael Mesmerize by the glimmering in their eyes Longing for the time to hold love so close The chill of the seasons forging their passion The warmth of their feelings are to be shaped Their beauty like snow flakes are one of a kind Sharing their strength with each other's touch To hold in your memory of a gentle smile To see the beauty in their face For all time to come love will never be erased In the mind's eye will it be etched to stay!
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Peace begins with a smile. - Mother Teresa
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Pick Up Lines ~ Be Entertained (for Men To Use)
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Shooting Stars
Shooting Stars For my brother Jeff As with every cloudless night, My eyes are drawn to the sky; Tiny diamonds sparkle in my sight. I make a wish as a star begins to fall in reply. Pleading that my wish be granted, My heart starts to burn. My eyes glued to the sky, feet planted; I'm waiting for my turn. Waiting for the graceful stars To grant one simple wish, On this beautiful night of shooting stars. Written by Danielle K.
Love is love's reward. - John Dryden
From Someone Very Special...right Baby?
"Chasing Cars" We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much They're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Radiant warmth encircling me opening within a darkened door illumination on, and I see my own beauty from inside in but a touch i shall awaken
I have your tongueyour passion for the truthyour need to drive theneedle of the mind rightto the heart of it alllike the wings of a hummingbirdbeating so wildly and fastthat we think he has no feetjust going from quest to questagain to the heartfor I am yourselfmore then you are...
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I've been his friend for a while now. Everytime I go see his pics, I think of this little girl. I realize that that sounds bad, but oh well. Here is the girl: Now add some facial hair and glasses..and some age and you have him. Don't believe me? Look for yourself. So am I crazy????????????
Love Potion No. 9
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine I told her that I was a flop with chics I've been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine" She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink" It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine ------ guitar solo ------ I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine He broke my little bottl
Have You Ever...
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J oh buh not J aw buh I just watched the last 10 minutes of Evan Almighty. And I thought to myself y'know what'd be great? If that team would re-tell the modern Job. I would laaaaaaugh my ass off. Especially if we could get Morgan Freeman back as God. Let's do the smitey, arbitrary, contradictoraly cruel and random God of the old testiment, enough of grampa hugsandlove. Or let's do that guy that had his wife turn into salt- and then his daughters got him drunk and fucked him YEAH! I guess what I'm getting at is... yeah there's a possitive christian message in these movies here, and I'm not going to knock loving thy neighbor, doing the best you can to improve this shitty world- but we can do the unbelievably unpleasant aspects of the bible in cinema too (like Passion). It would probably still be well received. Hell. I'll even write it for you. I won't even have the little asides and debates of the morning star and the lord of creation. Half of you wouldn't even catch that its a
So Small And Mobile (usa 2010)
My life in a bag,In locker seven two one,Five bucks for the day.
so yesterday i filled out an app online for famous footwear near me and today they called me for an interview...they asked if i wanted to apply for sales associate or assistant sales manager because of the info on my resume thingamajig...i told them associate for now til i get a feel for the store and what not and then maybe move up so i go in tuesday at 4 for an interview...wish me luck and stuff...i wanna rub boobs for luck but mine are chaffed so any volunteers?
Always remember to neglect this place.Dim flickering light. Wet rusty needles dipped in thick pools.Like the skittering fingers of disturbed refuse.The things that drag against your skin and leave cracked, drawn itch.Like a pollen of ichor and oil in the air.Settles and tints.Turns every sneeze gray.Ever wheeze mottled with red. This is the truth you craved.The hubris you prescribed.The opening to a close. Strange unwillingness to patronize.Even more deranged is the impulse to watch. You'd have it no other way.Watching a man starve in a stocked pantry.A dog drown in a desert.Humanity wither in an ever surging soup of mankind. Wallow in the spectacle of the third act.Just don't linger for the curtain call.
Tough Road
there is still a tough road to ride. always wil be. taking words personally is just my thing sometimes i guess. but...good and bad. im a non-believer who believes in people for the most part. i chalk it up to experience. the racists who see me as a "wigger" because i play reggae and have more than just white friends...thats just ideas for new songs. when they talk about the music they love done by people not of their race...makes me realize they dont have much but propaganda to stand on. having this condition and how much others dont understand it is another thing. but i cant blame people for not knowing about it. although when its seen as a joke...i blame them. and i will attack them with every horrible word i can think of in fighting back. because if there are those who believe they are RIGHT about everything they believe. then they might not want to tell me how right they are about what i believe. thats just flat out facism, conformist, not punk rock one bit. thats an
Sleep Talking......
So apparently last night I was mumbling in my sleep . This happens sometimes when I drink . Mrs.Villain says mostly it's always jibberish or strange combinations of words such as " purple monkey buttered babies" or " giant snowflakes on fire" . Anyhow last night as I have been told (she took 10 minutes of laughing about this before she could finally tell me what she had said) that I let out some strange demonic yawn and then clearly said " Must eat brains , mmm Brains" . I wish I knew what I'd been dreaming.
Barbie's 50th
Its about time this happened to her.... YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your Family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you... 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and Family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.6.
Every father should remember that one day his son will follow his example instead of his advice. - Unknown
Last Marathon
Last year I entered theNew York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"I replied: "You really want to know?"Then I dropped out of the race.
If You Ever Did Believe (stevie Nicks & Sheryl Crowe)
You've left me now and it's seasoned my soul. And with every step you take I watch another part of you go. I continue to build the wall. You were so strong, I fell to my knees. And I don't think I can handle this at all. Well one more night I'd like to lie and hold you, yes and feel. To make you smile I'd like to be there for you, Have you forgotten, me? And the days go by, doing nothing about them. How much time, will I have to spare? My mind won't rest and I don't sleep. Not even in my dreams. If you ever did believe for my sake. If you ever did believe. And the days go by, (whoooooaaaaaa) doing nothing about them. How much time, will I have to spare? And the days go by, (whoooooaaaaaa) doing nothing about them How much time, will I have to spare? Well one more night I'd like to lie and hold you, yes and feel, to make you smile I'd like to be there for you. Have you forgotten, me? o, baby dont leave me o, baby dont leave me o, baby dont l
I Wish
I wish that when I post a comment on a NSFW MuMM, it would show up in the live feed. It's annoying. Good Morning friends.
Prospectus Of Inclination.
In thine eyes doth my path reveal, This simple wretch can feel once more, Thou art a seraph in my vision, Ravishing with every breath, Contenting my very soul, Thou dost make me list, I close mine eyes and the world doth shift about me, Whence does this feeling flow? I am but a servant when thine eyes set on me, I would be Yours, If you would be Mine.
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Fuck Im Tired Of The Stress
Lastnight My pop-pop(grandfather) was diagnosed with terminal throat cancer and in-operable....Fuck guy never touched any kind of tobacco in his life...he is my last living grandfather..just turned 80 and looks 53 if that...fuck fuck fuck..sorry if im not funny bumming...dont need your pity im not like just pissed...fuck
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Burr Oak Update
This is truly sad! Scandal-plagued Burr Oak Cemetery today will move one step closer toward a new owner. A public auction is scheduled to be held this afternoon at the law offices of the firm handling the bankruptcy of the cemetery's current owner, Perpetua Inc. A bankruptcy court judge already has approved an offer of $25,000 for Burr Oak in Alsip and $650,000 for its sister cemetery, Cedar Park Cemetery in Calumet Park. Today's auction will determine if anyone is willing to go higher. The bid that already has passed court muster came from Cemecare, described as a partnership between Gatling Community Development Inc. and Restvale Cemetery in Alsip. Last year, four Burr Oak workers were charged with taking part in a scheme in which they allegedly dug up graves and resold burial plots. A subsequent study by Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart found that far more people were buried in the 105-acre cemetery than the land can hold, suggesting that the practice of stacking caskets on top of
I Started Something I Couldn't Finish By The Smiths
The lanes were silent There was nothing, no one, nothing around for miles I doused our friendly venture With a hard-faced, three-word gesture I started something I forced you to a zone and you were clearly Never meant to go Hair brushed and parted Typical me, typical me, typical me I started something And now I'm not too sure I grabbed you by the gilded beams Uh, that's what tradition means And I doused another venture With a gesture that was absolutely vile I started something I forced you to a zone and you were clearly Never meant to go Hair brushed and parted Typical me, typical me, typical me I started something And now I'm not too sure I grabbed you by the gilded beams Uh, that's what tradition means And now eighteen months' hard labour seems fair enough I started something I forced you to a zone and you were clearly Never meant to go Hair brushed and parted Typical me, typical me, typical me I started something And now I'm not too sure I started something I started somethin
Ive Never Been This Far Before
Ive never been this far beforeits like wandering deep into a dreamyou dont want to wake fromto be consumed by the wonderthis world has to offerits sweet, its beautiful, its sensationalits the biggest show everand this, I feel was the first timethe curtains ever openedand you become engulfedlike standing in a waterfallits great, the feeling of emotionspouring unto your soulyou cant help but, stand in its rainits the feeling of every splashthat explodesacross your bodyyou dont wonderyou dont thinkbecause, this time, its all real then...for a momentthere is silencenot even a soft gush of aireverything around you pausesexcept fear, its the only rumblethe rises from your gutlike a hungry monstertaunting you for the killthoughts to yourselfsuggests youbreathe... slowly inhaleholdeverything for a second which feels like eternitybut, it has a sweet watery taste exhaleyou become aliveand all the darknessfades awayexposing the monsters hidden awaythey begin to scatterrunning fro
Caught Sleeping
Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of these excuses.*********************************They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.I was working smarter - not harder.Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.I'm in the management training program.I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.The coffee machine is broken....Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.Boy,
History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins
Die Mf Die
I don't need your forgiveness I don't need your hate I don't need your acceptance So what should I do I don't need your resistance I don't need your prayers I don't need your religion I don't need a thing from you I don't do what I've been told Your so lame why don't you Just go Die mother fucker die mother fucker die I don't need your prison I don't need your pain I don't need your decision So what should I do I don't need your approval I don't need your hope I don't need your lectures I don't need a thing from you I'll be sorry when I'm old You're so full of shit man Just go Die mother fucker die mother fucker die Boom I don't need your forgiveness I don't need your hate I don't need your acceptance So what should I do I'll be sorry so you've said I'm not sorry Bang You're Dead Die mother fucker die mother fucker die Die ( I DID NOT WRITE THIS)
Making Salutes
I am going to be making Salutes for whoever wants them. It will be first come, first serve. Let me know if you want one and what is your favorite color. Leave a comment below with what you want on it. I will try to make them before I leave or while I am there.
This morning! Him: I could never live with you! Me: Ok! Him: what do you mean ok? Me: oh, is that where i'm supposed to say ... why? Him: Well yeah, it is. Me: Ok, why? Him: Well, i'd just never be able to relax when I got home knowing you were here .... /dies WEED, goodtimes, just don't give a fuck times.....
Exwife Is A Bit Of O Loon
I'd love to know who this woman thinks she is stating where and where not Sandra can live. I didn't realize she was "God". Another major shot fired in the Jesse James custody war -- this time, his ex-wife claims she can prove Sandra Bullock doesn't want to have a relationship with her daughter Sunny.In court papers filed recently in Orange County, CA -- Janine Lindemulder insists that Jesse's "reasons" for wanting to move to Texas with Sunny are "wholly unjustified" ... and attacks Bullock to make her point. Janine claims Jesse had argued that he wants to move to Texas "so his children could continue their relationship with Sandra Bullock" ... who now lives in Austin. But in the docs, Janine points to the fact that Sandra had recently moved out of California ... and states, "Certainly if that relationship were that important to Sandra, she would have stayed in California -- where all of [Jesse's] children lived."Janine -- who considers California her home -- wants the judge to rule t
It's Mean To Laugh...
....but HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This picture cracks me up. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time Lindsay baby! Lindsay Lohan is scared of jail -- not because of the other inmates ... not because the food is crappy .... but because she cannot stand being alone and thinks jail will push her over the edge. Sources close to Lindsay tell us Lindsay is climbing the walls because of the prospect of jail. We're told she can't stand being confined to small spaces, and she can never be alone.It's so bad that when Lindsay flew back from France in May, she asked a friend to fly from L.A. to Paris, just so she would have someone to fly home with her.As we first reported, if Lindsay is locked up at Lynwood -- Paris' ol' stomping ground -- she'll be placed in a cell by herself ... and she doesn't think she can take it.
Cheap Wedding Gown - Why You Should Pay Less For A Wedding Dress
How can I look good in a cheap wedding gown asks the future spring bride. Well why cant you look good is the simple answer to that question. A cheap wedding gown is no different to that of an expensive wedding dress - other than the cost. This is one occasion in your life that is to be special, so it is a clever bride who does not overspend on a wedding gown - which hopefully never has to be worn again from this day forward.Weddings are where the betrothed couple seem to forget and ignore what marriage entails. The future bride and groom tend to splash out on wedding accessories that they can ill afford and then start married life with huge debts hanging over their heads. Wedded bliss is all about happiness - but when the wedding is over - and your expensive wedding dress hangs covered in a polyethylene bag in the wardrobe, it is then you realize why a cheap wedding gown would have been one of the best money saving options. What is the difference between a cheap wedding gown and an exp
Too Nice
Why is it that women always complain about not having/meeting the perfect guy. They always want somone who is compassionate, careing, honest, sweet, romantic, and a few other personality traits that depend on the type of guy your seeking... (bad boy, emo, southern, ETC...) However when that guy finally comes around, "your too nice for me!" Ladies, I have herd it many times... If you want your heart broke, go on... Pass me up, because I dont cause heartachs.
Another About Me
So, here's the bout me I'm writing for MrsBadcrumble who has a lack of an "about me" section: First things first: Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is most likely "No." But since you most likely didn't read this and since even if you did, you can't take a hint and therefore you are probably going to ask it anyway, here's the stipulations. I'm married. Yes, happily. No, that does not mean I'm interested in a threesome. No, inviting a fourth or fifth person does not change things. No, there is nothing that you could possibly "do to me" that I would WANT done that my husband is not perfectly capable of. No, there is, and I mean this with utmost sincerity, absolutely NOTHING I would enjoy doing with you, unless it involves a bow and arrow, an apple, and the William Tell Overture. No, I do not have NSFW pics for you to look at. Yes, I have private folders. Wanna take a guess on why they're private? It's just because I hate you. Yes, you personally. Now go back to reading your
New Ones
This is my blog that I've been updating. I keep forgetting to update here when I write a new one. Being Bubbles
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The Moon Once Spoke
A girl once sat on a ledgeWith tears full of dread and despairShe gazed into the moon with her bright and lonely eyesShe begins to weep Her soul you could see through her eyesFor the feeling you would see just by staring at her would make you scream in agonyAs she was sitting on the ledge the moon began to feel her despairA feeling so strong that even the moon must have spokenMy dear the moon says why the tears my dearThe girl replies, I have no way to turn anymoreI am lost within this world I seeIve seen their is no way out of this painThe moon replies " Life is pain my dear' tears will only bring happiness nearKeep the light within those eyes for you can touch every soulI am the moon and your tears called me only towards youLove as you are lovedTeach what you knowYour pain will fade Tears will live no moreThe girl sadly replies for I have lost loveMy only light my only sunThe one thing I lived forMoon softly speaks " If this is love it will never fadenever stray' For if it is true
I know, i know- sore subject. Whatever. I just find it funny that people believe in things that are not there. Like for instance... God and ''Satan''. It's retarded in my opinion to devote yourself to something or someONE who won't even show their fucking face to their followers, but they left behind a little note book full of ''to do's'' and what not to do. The people who try to force their ''beliefs'' on me- fuck you. You're retarded. I don't want anything to do with that kind of douchebaggery. This is what i belive in: -Family -Self -Honesty -Home. If you abandon that for something you can not see or hold on to, you're fucking stupid. Just wanted to say that, and your kids are going to grow up to be brainwashed bible thumpers trying to see something they can not. Gotta be a bitch to be told you can't commit suicide or you won't even see them- whats the point of caring when you won't see them anyways? Hope someone gets a grip on this bullshit because it sure as fuck sp
'tis The Season.....
Ugh. I hate the holidays. Yeah call me a damn Scrooge....but I have my reasons. I could whine and bitch about my family being full of fail- and trust me they are seeing as nobody wants to take over hosting from my dad and stepmom, and both of them are tired of dealing with the ingratitude and catty infighting. Hell I don't blame them for that....unortunately my solution is the verbal equivalent of blunt force trauma.Crude, to the point, and rarely effective in anything but unitingthe world against he who shoved his boot up its ass. So yeah, this year is the same as the last 4 family get together, not really much to honestly do, blah blah blah. The holiday BS isn't the only thing bugging me. No no no I get to be a special kind of dumb as dogshit this year. I am- get this, it's honestly funny as fuck- deathly afraid that everything I have been trying to do for the past year is going to start coming together. Yes that's right those of you who even bother to read this
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The Number Twelve Makes Me Twitter
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Bullying Isn't Right
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I watched her fall Her grace was amazing She rode from a cloud singing She found a raindrop rode it part way down I knew she was the one She was like a bird in flight Her next ride was to find that snowflake As she spun around She knew I was watching her every move She smiled at me All I could do was watch what seemed My Fallen Angel As she hit that snowflake She jumped to make the rainbow next to her I wondered how long this would take I knew my time was near She hit a bolt of lightening and I did not fear She landed right next to me Looked in my eyes and said this is me I could see a 1000 years Her heart beating same as mine How in the world did I find this angel of mine Kind as a puppy Strong willed I am lucky Her anger does not boast But is righteous beyond reproach I wiped the hair out of her eye I will be the one around when you cry She looked up at me Took my hand She said lets go to soulmates land and that is how I found my Fallen Angel
Waiting For Her Knight
Sit tonight and relax your body just right Lay your head back so you feel relaxed Tonight is just right Quiet for the lady tonight Close your eyes and get lost in your dreams Can you feel the relaxation that has come You see me as a white knight across the meadow Your body turns to jello You think there he goes off into battle To fight for the freedom I so yearn The trumpets are blown The war has begun You know your knight is alright Days go by without any signal Your afraid you will never see him Word has now come everyone is gone Lost in the battle was the man you loved A tear comes to your eye He fought for everything that was right You go to your home Your all alone a young boy walks in Asks for your hand Says it is alright Your knight is alright He walks through the door He tells you the enemy is no more You grab him tightly And give him a hug As you lay relaxed you dream of the night yOu can hold your knight tight. He is the one who will set your
Invocation To The Three-fold One
Maiden, Maiden, robed in light Rejoice with us, this Sabbat night Beauty Thy shield, and love Thy sword Hath vanquished even death's dark Lord. We bow before Thy gentle might. Thy youthful joy doth never fade Be welcome, oh Crone, sweet Mother, and Maid! Mother Goddess, clad in green Our circle Thy court, oh gracious Queen All that lives comes forth from Thee And dying returns - as the drop to the sea. Rule Heaven, rule Hell, and the wide worlds between. Thy lunar crown will light our scene, Come and bless us Old Crone, sweet Maiden, and Queen. Ancient Crone, in tatters old Thy lore is bitter, Thy rede is cold In wisdom fabled beyond our ken Thou holdest wake over Gods and men Then layest them down, to rest, in the mould. With Thy wisdom be with us - Maid, Mother, and Crone!
You Made Me Laugh
I was sitting alone chatting with you You made me laugh I have been through one helluva ride I walk alone these days Trying to find the way to move on You are not the way But more of a means to my lost soul You made me laugh when you made fun of me YOu made one moment in time stand still I close my eyes and can see myself moving past all the wrong You made fun of me and made me feel like someone again Take your life and rip it apart Then start over again In one small sentence you made those bad times stand still You made me laugh with no control I look forward to laughing again My time is just beginning again When was life so cruel You could not make a mistake Then I meet you Then you make me laugh My life will find its way back to the light I will fight for that light But along the way I hope you will help me and be a friend and make me laugh
Heavenly Man
Everytime she turns around she sees his face He is the most peaceful man she will ever see She knows he sets her free His stature large He could pull a barge WHen time is over her only request Is to love like there was so much innocence Her life has led her in many directions This one man will stand in her direction He is the one who holds her hope He looks in her eyes With one deep sigh You have been battered and bruised By this life you thought you were cursed He says hold my hand Live in the light and you too will stand You have seen me many times before I am your chance at life forever more Never forget the saved will not fall You have been patient in a life that now has no walls Your true love of me is what amazes me I am your man in times of need He looks at her and says it is time for me to go If you truly want me you will continue to have hope Live a life right by me You too shall see a heavenly man Who will hold your hand in this land
Why Newfies Can't Be Paramedics
Tom and Wally are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Wally grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Tom whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasp's to the operator, " By t'undering Jesus, I think Wally is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence.....and then a gun shot is heard. Tom comes back on the line...."Okay, now what?"
I Would Be Your Casanova
I would brush your hair out of your eyes I would brush the flour gently off your face I would take you around the world I would make every dream you dreamt of me true I would be your strength in a parents death I would be your happiness in a childs birth I would rub your feet at night I would laugh with you I would cry with you I would be your keeper of all your little dirty secrets I would climb a mountain and jump off knowing my angel would catch me Your eyes paralyze me Your smile radiates a room Your beauty would never age as I did When you need to crumble know I will be here to help put you back together when your body gently lays on our bed you would know your safe I would listen to your heart wrenching day I would sit you down to have a lovely dinner with you I would promise never to break your heart Let me bear your pain in illness I would be your prince charming I would be your Casanova
Which 80s Nintendo Character Turned You On The Most?
You are most attracted to the Duck Hunt dog He would always taunt you if you missed your target, but it only turned you on more. I bet you even went right up to the t.v. screen to shoot him once or twice. Take this quiz at
An Interview With God
"What surprises you most about humankind?" God answered, "They get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again." "That they lose their health to make money, and then lose their money to restore their health." "That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future." "That they live as if they will never die, and die as if they never lived." "As a parent, what are some of lifes lessons you want your children to learn?" God answered, "To learn they cannot make anyone love them, All they can do is let themselves be loved." "To learn it is not good to compare themselves to others." "To learn to forgive by practicing forgiveness." "To learn that it only takes a few seconds to open profound wounds in those they love, and it can take many years to heal them." "To learn that a rich person is not one who has the most, but is one who n
The Gift
Look deep in my eyes, what do you see My secret, imperceptible insanity. I dare you, come closer, I welcome you My embrace is electric, decrepant and new. I will take your soul, send it awry reaching down deep, come, dont be shy How free you will feel, I\'ll just keep a bit to feed on and bleed on, within my pit. And once that I have you, others you\'ll meet the sinful, the ugly, souls I have beat. It wont be painful, well not for me. But you, you will suffer, and scream to be free. I will devour your mind, luxuriating in your agony broadcast once more and again. Your inner soul screaming beautifully Its music to my ears, played wonderfully. My finger will gently take your heart to my lips As I eat it,and relish your blood in small sips You\'ll pray for release, I promise my friend But once you\'ve come in, there can be no end. I control your future, painful or not You give me that choice when you enter my lot. I did not seek you, y
Weird Facts
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I can't stand to have long hair 2. I have 3 dogs that drive me crazy 3. I read a lot 4. I hate Pepto Bismal 5. I'm going deaf 6. I hate country music
In The Paper
Parents seek help for son's rare condition By BARBARA VOSBEIN, Observer Reporter09/01/2006 Email to a friendPost a CommentPrinter-friendly Few things cause a parent more concern than having a child diagnosed with a serious illness. With advances in modern medicine, cures for many childhood diseases now exist, but there are still certain rare conditions about which little is known. New Caney residents Sara and Kenneth Hansen have spent the nine months since the birth of their son, Kenneth, known as Bubba, consulting one doctor after another about their son's little-known disorder. Advertisement Bubba has complete agenesis of the corpus callosum (C-ACC), which is the absence of the corpus callosum, or neural connection, between the right and left side of his brain. In Bubba's case, he also has lipomas, which include a small golf-ball sized bump on his forehead and two smaller bumps on the back of his head. "When he was first born, my gynecologist was stumped," said
Women Should Know
I think all the ladies out there need to know something. These are a few of my beliefs that I try to let all my female friends know: Your beautiful. And you should know and believe it. Beauty is not skin deep, it has nothing at all to do with appearances. Beauty has to do with the quality of one's soul, it comes from within. Your personality and character are what makes you beautiful, not your physical appearance. There will always be someone more physically attractive than you, however it does not take away from yours. Never hold yourself to someone else's standards, you can never live up to societies ideal of a perfect woman. Its your flaws that truly shine out your perfection. Be confident, hold your chin high and take the world head on. Confidence is what draws attention. Smile more often. The most beautiful feature of a woman is her smile, show it off. Don't ever let someone else bring you down. There will always be someone who will say bad things about you, ignore them. The on
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Please Bare With Me.
hey all i want to thank all the ones checking out my profile and all i see some of you are trying to chat with me i have dial up and boyyyyyyyyyyyyy this computer can be slowwwwwwwwwwwwww i am trying to get back with you all so if i don't answer right away you know why sooooooooo keep showing the love its much appreciated muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rock Scissors Fuck Paper
Ok, I understand that Scissors can beat Paper and I get how Rock can beat Scissors but there is no way Paper can beat Rock! Paper is supposed to just magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Then why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Infact screw scissors! Why cant paper do this to people? Why arnt sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why! It's because paper cant beat anybody! A rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds! When I play "Rock Paper Scissors" I always choose rock. Then when someone claims they've beaten me with there paper I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say something like "Oh shit Im sorry I thought your paper would protect you."
Chapter One: The Snake
There was nothing worse than the dead of winter. The cold, the snow, the cloudy, gray skies. No sun for days on end. Leda Harper was the kind of girl who couldn't stand not seeing the sun. She wasn't a pampered beach bunny or anything. She just loved the feeling of that warm, golden glow on her back. And when it was warm enough and sunny enough, the children who were healthy enough could go outside and play. Leda felt a tug on the leg of her jeans. She looked down at the small, blue-eyed girl who she was taking care of today. Mary was absolutely adorable and so sweet. She was six years old, very small for her age, and had lost her first teeth...the front two. In fact she looked like a normal girl, except that she had no hair. It's not fair for this to happen to one so young, Leda thought, as she lifted Mary up. As if the illness wasn't bad enough, she might lose the only home she's ever known. She worked in a hospice for children who were terminally ill. Worse, these children had
Chapter Three: The Problem
Considering what a lousy place the couch was to sleep, Aidan was not happy when he was woken up by a loud pounding. He pulled the pillow over his ears and rolled against the back of the couch, trying to tune out the noise. There was the sound of someone scrambling around the apartment and finally reaching the source of the pounding to make it stop. Aidan sighed in relief, but as it turned out, he wasn't going to have the opportunity to sleep. "Take these," said a familiar, frantic male voice. "I need you to watch him today. I've got a business meeting." "Me!?" a female voice. "I can't, I'm busy!" Aidan sat up, groaning. "George, what are you doing here?" "Bringing you your damn clothes," George shot back. "Forget that too?" "Sorry," Aidan muttered, winding a blanket around his hips and standing up. "Sorry...I just feel kinda...disoriented." Well, that was the truth. It had been incredibly odd trying to sleep in a place that wasn't his home, on a couch that was definit
U And Yourself
gradually life can turn it'self around , but u have to be heading in that right direction....sure u might step on, over, and through people but that builds who u are, it defines what u are inside and what the world see's u as....Don't be fake act the the way u wanna,stop trying to impress everyone and impress yourself cause the person u fool is far what i have observed of life is, it's like a time glass every pebble of sand that drops is a new story a new memory..sure u forget some and ya u would like to erase some but those others are meaningful pieces of art sketched within ourselves to remind us of who we are and what we stand for.... some people are confused others believe they don't care and some just choose to rebell but when u lie your head down to sleep u sometimes remember all those great times as if they were right there happening in front of u. So remember who u are , remember what u believe and never let another person bring you down
I Am Super Bored And Stuff
Yeah i am so hella bored i am gonna hella just go insane hella hella hella
Shock Horror!
Ok when did the last photo viewer list come online? Damn no more anonymous photo viewing LOL. Actually i think its a good thing to happen, doesn't mean anyone has to leave a comment but at least you can see who has been looking. I presume the votes are still anon, i wonder being able to who voted what, would stop the downvoters. Then again people who do vote a 1 might be chased and harrassed. Ah well swings and roundabouts. I like how the the new things just pop up when you least expect them. It keeps the site fresh and wonder whats the next new thing will be.
Me And My Toy
My heart was still racing as I shut the door behind me, his smile still in my head. I stretched out on my bed with a silly grin on my face. I let my hands begin to wander, first teasing my nipples through my thin cotton T-shirt, making them hard, then moving down my flat tummy. As his laugh echoed in my mind, I let my fingers find the bottom hem of my shirt, pulled it up slowly, imagining it was his. I felt a moan escape my lips and slipped my hand into my panties finding my wet lips. I couldn't believe how wet I was, just from the power of his voice, oh and that smile. God that man is sexy. I closed my eyes and pictured him lying between my legs with a grin on his face. I ran my finger over my swollen clit and felt my body quiver. I began to make light circles around my clit, making sure to tease my opening with my middle finger. I moaned again, hearing his smooth voice in my head telling me he wanted to hear me cum. I quickened the pace with my fingers, changing between rubbing my cl
This song is dedicated to the young and to the young at heart.. When we make love Its hard to tell If you're dreaming of me. Or someone else? That drunken kiss. Seems like a lie. Don't say its forever. And then say goodbye. Glitter.. Don't ya leave me. Please believe me. I only want your love.. When the morning comes. And the sunshines bright. You're gonna need someone. Someone to treat you right. So don't walk out when you wake up. Let's give it a chance girl Give it a shot, give it a shot now. Glitter.. Don't deceive me. You gotta believe me, I only want your love.. This is fine for now but maybe.. Let's make a baby inside of you.. Its just the time, you gotta find. I want your name on my tattoo. You blow my mind. So tell me. I wanna know. Glitter Shines forever.. Forever and ever. I only need your love. Oh Glitter... Lay your head down here. I'll always be so near. I only want your love... Here comes the here it goes. There goes t
What Is Your Porn Name
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Little Johnny Joke
1. A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!
hidden deep inside the shadow clinging tight to my sanity taking life day by endless day step by endless step till my feet are rubbed raw and little memory of happiness is left and your face just a faint image floating there in the distance but I know it is not real you are mine no more and I am lost just barely holding onto my sanity
hey all LC friends and fans, I got some new pics on here and i would like you all to check them out and tell me what you think. please leave me some comments talk to you later bye bye bailey
I'm The Little Mermaid
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid83%Angel67%Faerie50%Dragon17%WereWolf17%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
The Meaning Of True Love
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Angels Among Us...alabama
I was walking home from school on a cold winter's day Took a shortcut through the woods and I lost my way It was getting late and I was scared and alone Then a kind old man took my hand and led me home Mama couldn't see him, but he was standing there But I knew in my heart, he was the answer to my prayers Oh I believe there are angels among us Sent down to us from somewhere up above They come to you and me in our darkest hours To show us how to live To teach us how to give To guide us with a light of love When life dealt troubled times and had me down on my knees There's always been someone there to come along and comfort me A kind word from a stranger to lend a helping hand A phone call from a friend just to say I understand Ain't it kind of funny at the dark end of the road Someone lights the way with just a single ray of hope Oh I believe there are angels among us Sent down to us from somewhere up above They come to you and me in our darke
Can you believe that someone like this man and his family who caught that creep - will now be punished for it???? Where was our government when that ratbastard was on the run????? I think Duane "The Dog" Chapman should be awarded a medal for what he did - doesnt matter "how" he did it - the man GOT IT DONE!!!! One less woman beating, raping abusing piece of crap behind bars where he belongs! God Bless The Dog - and his family - have faith brother - such a merciful man will receive mercy - He's got God on his side!
Tomorrow is national I LOVE U DAY if u get this that means u are loved. Send this to 10 people in the next 143 min and tomorrow will be your best day ever. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize that they love u. something good will happen to u at 1-4 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of ur life, if u break this chain u will be cursed w/ relationship problems for the next 10 years. If u get it back ur loved if u have a lot of love for someone... copy and send this to your whole list... in five min. ur true love will call
The Unabridged Hanky Code
The Unabridged Hanky Code how to use them, what they mean... On this page we present the complete unabridged hanky code (as we know it). For those of you who don't know about it, the hanky code works as follows. What you do is have a certain colour handkerchief partially hanging out of your back pocket, tied around your head or to your jacket. The Left/right code we mentioned on the earlier page is combimed with this so that if it is worn on the left the person is a dom (or top), worn on the right means sub (or bottom). Having a hanky hanging out of both of your back pockets means: "looking for someone, don't matter what role I have to play." The different colours (and materials) have different specific meanings to indicate the wearers additional preferences. The hanky code is mainly used by the gay community, however, some heterosexuals do use a few of them, for instance the black or gray colours to indicate whether they're seeking heavy play or soft play. The Hanky Code
Whats good ppl... how u doing .. leave a me a message in my shoutbox or send me a message if u wanna know me .. im a cool person and funny as everyone thinks
You Know This Lover
You drive through the night, the only sound your tires singing on wet black pavement and the rhythm of your own heart. You watch your small hands griping the steering wheel so tightly your knuckles are white with anticipation. You are amazed, why should you feel this tension? You have done this many times. This is no new experience, you know this lover. This is no single night's lust with a stranger. This is more than your lover you meet this is your love. But then you think. "Can I ever know this man?" "Will I ever understand the complex folds of his erotic mind?" or Learn to command the wheel of his passion?" You think not. He leaves you breathless. Always a step ahead yet never leaving you wanting, drawing you deeper into yourself. There have been times when you felt certain mastery. Felt that at long last you had reached a point of comfortable predictability. Even thought a trifle smugly of the accomplishment. Then in a gleam of his carnal eye your world
Thank You
I wanted to thank all of you who sent me gifts. It really made my day yesterday, and if you haven't, feel free Sorry I haven't been around alot, but life it hectic right now.
Pastor's Donkey
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines r
Poem--the Story Of Your Life
The Story of Your Life Don't say you're not important, It simply isn't true, The fact that you were born, Is proof, God has a plan for you. The path may seem unclear right now, But one day you will see, That all that came before, Was truly meant to be. God wrote the book that is your life, That's all you need to know. Each day that you are living, Was written long ago. God only writes best sellers, So be proud of who you are, Your character is important, In this book you are the "Star." Enjoy the novel as it reads, It will stand throughout the ages, Savor each chapter as you go, Taking time to turn the pages. by Wanda Mitchell
Life Today
Life's Great all long as I wake up every morning. I am thankful for all the Friends,Family and Blessings in my life. I may not be where I want to be in my life but my faith will be my rock.
She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart
Got a big plan, this mindset maybe its right At the right place and right time, maybe tonight And the whisper or handshake sending a sign Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind Late night, and passing, mention it flipped her Best friend, who knows saying maybe it slipped But the slip turns to terror and a crush to light When she walked in, he throws up, believe its the fright Its cute in a way, till you cannot speak And you leave to have a cigarette, your knees get weak An escape is just a nod and a casual wave Obsessed about it, heavy for the next two days It's only just a crush, it'll go away It's just like all the others it'll go away Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know You pray it all away but it continues to grow I want to hold you close Skin pressed against me tight Lie still, and close your eyes girl So lovely, it feels so right I want to hold you close Soft breasts, beating heart As I whisper in your ear I want to fucking tea
In Loving Memory (virginia Joan Brown)
Since Heaven has become your home I sometimes feel I'm so alone; and though we now are far apart you hold a big piece of my heart. I never knew how much I'd grieve when it was time for you to leave, or just how much my heart would ache from that one fragment you would take. God lets this tender hole remain reminding me we'll meet again, and one day all the pain will cease when he restores the missing piece. ~Author Unknown~ Its approaching two years since my Aunt Joan passed and I wanted to do something special in her memory. Thank You Crystal For finding this It's beautiful!
What Year Was Meant For You
You Belong in 1965 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
Kiss Me
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Debra wrestles Luna to the mud, and Luna feels Debra's thigh as it presses against her bare pussy. Debra rubs her thigh between Luna's legs, making Luna's pussy hotter and wetter. Debra's hand slips between Luna's legs, and she lightly brushes against Luna's swollen clit. Luna moans softly. Tori grabs Debra's bra strap and rips it from her shoulder. She tugs firmly on the mud covered lace bra until it rips from Debra's body. Debra's large firm breasts stand proudly, Tori grips both breasts with her hands, and firmly pinches Debra's large pink nipples. Debra screams in pain. Luna grunts as Debra's finger slips into her mud covered pussy. Debra furiously pumps her finger in and out of Luna's wet pussy slit. Tori places her mouth on Debra's large breast, and begins to bite her nipple. Debra's free hand slaps at Tori, knocking her to her back. Luna quickly seizes the opportunity, and she quickly pulls from Debra's hand, and straddles Tori's face. Tori resists as Luna presses her mud cov
Heart Broken
There's this guy...that i realy lyk...but he broke my heart...n now its in pieces...i had feelings for him...he said he had feelings 2...n told me everything n all of it sounded so was lyk a fairy tale...but in tha end all he did was hurt me...he said he was guna wait 4 me...but he lied...he never told me he had a gurl...he said he didnt kno it wuld hurt me this much...he didnt tell me he had a gurl...i found out on my own...i've learned 2 NEVER CATCH FEELINGS 4 SUM ONE...THEY WILL BREAK YOUR HEART...and thats true...i got feelings 4 him..n all he did was hurt me...i'm still mad at him...but wat can i do...hes got a gurl...he dont care bout me...hes 2 busy with every one else...2 worry bout me...i fell 4 everything he told hurts so much...he made me feel loved...tha way wanted 2...i didnt fall in Love...but i did do sumthin...4 it 2 hurt as much as it did...i felt sick i got a head ache...and it hurts 2 kno he has a gurl...he asked me if i wanted him 2 break up with
Mood Ring
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Songs Written By Me
Standin in the back of the club smokin blunts and drinkin on grey goose and gettin the club crunk, this is youngbonez ansd we dont give a fuck so talk shit we'll throw you in the trunk and shake it up a bit while your bitch on my dick and your guys standin back scared to knuckle up cuz in the end of the nite we gonna have to fuck'em up nigga thats whats up so im sayin whats up
I'm bored and porn just isn't working for me. someone come keep me occupied.
Im Done
I understand that everyone have alot of friends,,but it would be nice every now and then to say hi,,i send comments and repost bulletin and no one looks at mine or send a comment when i send them one,,well from now on i will wait to hear from you,,IF you dont want to be my friend take me off your list,,just let me know so i can take you off of mine,,i have some of my friends on my yahoo messenger thats fine but when i send a comment it would be nice to get one back every now and then,, I know i sound like a BITCH sorry but i feel that ppl only wants to get on and see my naked pictures,,, If i pissed anyone off i dont mean to at all.. I KNOW I AM NOT PRETTY THERE IS ALOT OF PRETTY WOMEN ON HERE THAT MAN WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEN ME,,THATS COOL,..IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE MY PICS JUST TELL ME,,AND WRITE IN THE BOX'S THAT I WOULD LIKE TO BE FRIENDS AND GET TO KNOW YOU WHEN YOU DONT WANT,, IM SORRY FOR SOUNDING LIKE A BABY OR A BITCH,,LIKE I SAID IT WOULD BE NICE TO LEAVE A COMMENT WHEN SOM
Back From The Doctor....
Well I got back from the doctor today and he is going to run some blood work on me and find out why I have been so tired all the time. I have been feeling this way for almost a year now. :( First I had anemia but I think it was more than that. He is going to test me for low B12. If it is low then I will be needing to get shots of b12 to help it, and I will be feeling better. He will be testing for other things also to see if anything else is causing the tiredness. I am going in for the test tomorrow morning, and will go back to the doctor next week. I also found out I have a UTI, so thats why I have been feeling so sick. :( I am on some meds to help that now. I hope to feel better soon. Please send your prayers my way that this will all go away soon and I will not be so tired all of the time. I am so sick of dealing with it. Thanks! :D
Are You Ugly, Cute, Or Sexy?
You scored as Sexy. You're hot and sexy and I want to make out with you. Lol. K email me. in_the_depths_4ever@yahoo.comSexy70%Cute20%Ugly0%Are you ugly, cute, or sexy?!created with
My Own Shit
I never wanted the fame, never cared for publicity/ but these niggas is all up in my face with negativity/ question my authenticy, mentally they my enemy/ physically I'm the energy, shit'n on niggas lyrically/ looks niggas give'n me, see'm in my periphery/ If they try'n to scare me, them niggas is fail' miserably/ My masculinity nigga you can see visibly/ And I smell pussy anywhere in you vicinity/ Get in my proximity and lose yo identity/ If you niggas foul I'm a hit you with a penalty/ you feel'n me cuz you niggas ain't live'n realistically/ Nickel dime niggas always talk'n bout ten-a-key/ You kill'n me literally, I'm only here metaphysically/ and all the hoes love me cuz I still believe in chivalry/
Why It's So Hard For Me To Smile
I know you all must be thinking why i hardly smile in my pics well its like this, Have you ever felt you was in the moment when things felt right until you find out for yourself that thing change when you least expected it for i will the to the hardships the limits me from smiling, i use to think love was blind till i had to prove it to you how u say well let me show you valentines is no special day for me cuz all if eva made me do is think of you of the long night i stay up workin in the gift shop to show how make i care for you only not to feel the same love back from your , love is blind for when i sanf for you in front of my student peers talent show for you, even though i was shy inside i work around my pride inside did all nervous as hell still got the standin ovation of of heart fell but yet the one thing i turn for to see is that you was not in love with me, like goes along way when you grownin up to save up your lunch money to give u sumthing speacial be it candy of all sort
Coming Undone - Korn
Keep holding on When my brain's tickin' like a bomb Guess the black thoughts have come Again to get me Sweet bitter words Unlike nothing I have heard Sing along mocking bird You don't affect me That's right Deliverance of my heart Please strike Be deliberate [Chorus] Wait I'm coming undone Irate I'm coming undone Too late I'm coming undone One looks so strong So delicate Wait I'm starting to suffocate And soon I anticipate I'm coming undone One looks so strong So delicate Choke choke again I thought my demons were my friends Getting me in the end They're out to get me Since I was young I've tasted sorrow on my tongue And this sweet sugar gun Does not protect me That's right Trigger between my eyes Please strike Make it quick now [Chorus] I'm trying to hold it together Head is lighter than a feather Looks like i'm not getting better Not getting better [Chorus]
Most Important Blog Ever
just wanted to see how many people were gullible twice.....
Old People
- So, old people... Uh I don't have anything against you looking at my page. Read my blogs, look at my pictures enjoy or whatever. However, It makes me feel really wierd when you comment on pictures in the middle folder. Feel free to leave anytype of comment you want on my drawings, or the pictures in my default file, or on any of my blogs. But if you really like me, and enjoy my page, Please don't make me feel uncomfortable by leaving comments on the pics in the " I'm losing my mind anyway" file. There's plenty of other things to entertain you and to comment on without commenting on my ass. What is old? Well, For sure, if you are 10years older than I am, you are old in my book. I REALLY DO HATE to be sexist, but this applys especially for old males. If you are male, and you are over 26, It makes me feel especially uncomfortable. If you enjoy my page, please do me a favor and grant me that courtasy.- All other people, please comment on whatever you want to. Yah, I recently had
Christina Aguilera Dirrty Lyrics
[Redman:] Ah, dirrty (dirrty) Filthy (filthy) Nasty (Christina), you nasty (yeah) Too dirrty to clean my act up If you ain't dirrty You ain't here to party (woo!) Ladies (move) Gentlemen (move) Somebody ring the alarm A fire on the roof Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows) [7x] Oh, I'm overdue Give me some room I'm comin through Paid my dues In the mood Me and the girls gonna shake the room DJ's spinning (show your hands) Let's get dirrty (that's my jam) I need that, uh, to get me off Sweat until my clothes come off It's explosive, speakers are pumping (oh) Still jumping, six in the morning Table dancing, glasses are mashing (oh) No question, time for some action Temperature's up (can you feel it) About to erupt Gonna get my girls Get your boys Gonna make some noise Wanna get rowdy Gonna get a little unruly Get it fired up in a hurry Wanna get dirrty It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat dripping over my body Dancing g Been A Naughty Girl... - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?24-26 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Maybe once a month 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Nope, never 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No, neither 18. Spit or swallow?S
Awwwe Da Poor Kitty Lol
Complain....i Say Complain!
Well until I get used to this site..
"Can you hold me tight? How 'bout all through the night" "I opened up my heart to you, now what are you going to do?" "Run the other way-c'mon baby, tell me you're gonna stay" "Honey, I won't be any bother-let me show you what I have to offer" "Why don't we start a new trend. I want us to be the best of friends" "I want to be close to you-tell me that's what you want to do" "So where do we begin? Now that we've ran across each other again"? "Should we start from the beginning, or pick up from the end?" "Have I captured your attention? After all that was my intention" "Don't try to leave, I'll close that door, because there is so much in store." "Got an hour? Or a year? I could just spend forever here" "You're like a drug, I am already hooked, The moment I took the first look." "I get lost in your eyes, then I sorrow at our goodbyes" "I hope I don't hurt myself when I fall, But suddenly it scary risking it all." "As I look upon the stars above,
Another Kick Ass Song
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, Then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire, Kinfolk said Jed move away from there Said Californy is the place you ought to be So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars. The Beverly Hillbillies! = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Sung at the end of the show: Well now its time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin. And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in. Youre all invited back again to this locality To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality Hillbilly that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?
What The Hell?!
Sooo I just got this copy of Adobe Photoshop CS2 and I cannot figure this thing out to save my life! I guess it would be better if I actually had some patience, but I don't lol. All I want to do is put my friends head on someone else's body. I see this done EVERYDAY on this website and for some reason, I can't seem to find out how to do it in the tutorials. If anyone knows and can tell me, it will be much appreciated! It could possibly earn you a small gift....yes, I am resorting to bribes ;)
Okay So I dyed my hair brown. Its not to bad. And I'll get pictures as soon as I can. I'm not sure if I'm going to see my friend Jimmy this weekend or not. I hope so though. I've been babysitting all week and takin my class. Thats pretty much about it. I might go to michigan for like a day or two. I don't know though. I'll keep ya posted. Thanks.
Cutest Curvy Cherry
Contest will start once I get 10 entries. This contest is for you Cute Curvy Cherries....Send in your requests and link to the photo you would like entered into the contest to the link provided....This is NOT a BBW contest..We are all Beautiful,but it's time for the Curvy girls to get some recognition!!! In addition I will not accept women who arent curvy. Thanks Lips of an Angel ~*Lips of an Angel-at the hosp.*~@ LostCherry
Im Bored And Need Points
why are you reading this blog you could be rating some picks so i can friggin level up get to work damnit lol
Offtap On A Saturday
OffMeChops@ LostCherry hi ya ppls
Just A Stupid Poem I Wrote A While Back Nuttin Special
''feel my pain''.....''i cut to take the pain away,i cry for the memories to fade,i think of doing it,i write the poems,i make the plan,i feel the rush through my veins,my hands,my feet,my body is numb,i can't feel my body any more,i feel free away from everything,my worries,my fears are gone,my tears are gone,i'm floating down to a place where i'm suppose to be,i look down on them,i can't cry because nothing is there,i allways knew no one cared.....written by:kn1ght''
The Reason As To Why I'm Obsessed Now
Music Video:WHITE AND NERDY (by Weird Al Yankovic)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone i LOVE wierd al ^_^
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P.M.S. AND THE SUBMISSIVE When the word "PMS" is heard, most think, yea right! To a female and especially a female submissive this can be an extremely trying time. Along with the normal bloating, headaches, body aches, chills and cramping, she has mood swings just like any other female. The only difference is, she has rules to follow as far as to her attitude and mannerisms. This can cause a major problem if the Master or Mistress is unaware of her mental state at this time. A sudden snappy remark may be misconstrued as a sign of disrespect. When in fact it is not. The chemical changes a females body goes through are tremendous and effect her in more ways than one. She may take statements made by her Master or Mistress the wrong way and get her feelings hurt. Though the Master or Mistress never meant it to come across that way. The submissive may become withdrawn and say things that she later regrets and finds embarrassing to recall. Not knowing how to explain the re
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Cherry Crack
Some Of you might need to check your settings Cherry was on crack and some friends settings in the Profile is blocking others from contact I am a quick Learner =)
A New Week...
another week .... where does the time go .. its like just over 2 months till gotta start shopping !! my weekend was ok went out wiv the girls saturday night which is normally always fun but i hate coming home early the nights never long enuff for me.. and despite the drinking comencing at 12 noon the girls wanted to go home early and i wasnt impressed !! lol how old am i !! no just act like it .!! but had a reall lazy day yesterday got up a few times but then ended up back in bed which was great i like veging out in bed .... rarely do it anymore what with the kids etc.. hehe!! so anyways not a very intresting blog dont have much to say .... im in a better mood this week i think!! last week i was a bit to thoughtful and that just gets me into trouble ..over thinking things is not good !! already planning next weekend coz nothing really happens in the week not in my life anyways .... but should be all good !! loves hugs and kisses to you all
You Think There Hot Then Let Lost Cherry Decide
=== '~~Vixen~~is stoned' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-01 22:17:19'.. > > > > Enter the HOTTEST LOSTCHERRY TITTY CONTEST!!! > Send link of pic you want to use to Big Dood!! > 1st place gets Furry handcuffs and a Romantic Dinner > > 2nd place gets A Rose and Edible undies > > 3rd place gets Box of chocolates > > > FIRST 20 GIRLS TO RESPOND GET IN > > ENTRANTS BEGIN NOW AND END WEDNESDAY 9 pm > > > LET'S GET IT STARTED > Rob Zombie - Brick House 2003 (FeaturAudio Codes From > > > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 21:43:41') > (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~is stoned' on '2006-10-01 21:48:17') > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 21:49:37') > (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~is stoned' on '2006-10-01 21:51:32') > (repost of original by 'Scooby Doo' on '2006-10-01 21:56:04') > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 22:01:00') > (repost of original by 'nw bbw' on '2006-1
Tool Priision Sex Lyrics
It took so long to remember just what happened. I was so young and vestal then, you know it hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive, even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. I've got my haaands bound, my heeead down, my eyyyes closed, and my throat's wide open. (Do unto others what has been done to you. 2x) I'm treading water, I need to sleep a while. My lamb and martyr, you look so precious. Won't you, won't you come a bit closer, close enough so, I can smell you. I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long. Released in this sodomy. For one sweet moment I am whooooole. (Do unto you now what has been done to me. 2x) You're breathing so I guess you're still alive even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. Won't you, won't you come just a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you. I need you to feel this. I need this to make me whole. Release in this sodomy. For (I am your witness that blood and flesh can be truste
My Wifey
i met my love if my life she every thing to me and she ask me to merry her i love her with all my heart and soul and i love our 3 yr old brooke them 2 girls are my world i cant be with out them i love you wifey!!!!!!!!!
What Tarot Are You?
You Are The Emperor You are an authority figure, and other people look to you for what to do. You are strong and powerful. Crossing you is not a good idea. You have worked hard to get to your position, and you're not about to give it up to anyone. Though you have a warrior heart, you are gentle to those who treat you well. Your fortune: In the near future, you need to be willing and able to defend those you love. This may be the time for you to step up and be the authority figure to those around you. It is time for you to be independent, to become your own person. You may need to look at your relationship with your father, or your relationships as a father. What Tarot Card Are You?
Death Do Us Part
your name I have spoken countless times and your breath I have tasted and it runs through the memory of my mind. Hatefull things we have both done, horrible things we have both said nothing can or will take that back. Forever locked in the memory of my head. never have I loved, never had I the passion that we had shared, but all that is gone and will not and can not be repaired. Your touch I will never feel again, your caress I will always long but the hatred I have for you will keep you away, where you belong. Although you still walk, your soul is dead. Although you still breath your mind is numb. Your body is just a shell that houses the hatred you have for yourself and others alike. but still one day our tormented souls will pass in the great beyond and I will look upon you with loving eyes and scream out " my heart is torn, soul is weak, and my soul you still posses" never again shall we speak of the love we lost, or shall we mend our hearts, but our forever lo
Well I just feel stuck in one place right now...I can either go up or go down. I rather go up,but I'm not sure what to do to get my ass motivated to get up there. I'm tired of my job at kfc, I want to go to school and meet new people, stay single for a while and hopefully get into a good relationship with someone I know well,but we don't have time for each other at this point in time. I just wanna get up and grow.
What Is The Best Sex For You
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
Okay They Didn't Complete My Blast
I just posted a blast and when I previewed it, the blast was perfect. But when I saw it up at the top of my page, it wasn't complete. So, anyway, for those who would like to know what the rest said: This is what my son Holden said about his virtual gifts from all of you: "Daddy, these sure are nice people!" I had to agree! I also stated that anyone was welcome to come and say hello. Of course, they will never see that. lol Must be bugs in lost cherry again today. These poor people. At least they work on the problems and fix them. More than what I can say for MySpace. So anyway, that was the completion of my blast pretty much. I particularly wanted you all to know what my son said about you! He's so adorable!
Hey Everyone Ericdaddy Needs Vote
Hey everyone come thats help him get hes votes please go vote for him at munchin big tyme wifey big beauityful man contestcome on everyone lets vote him out please please ericdaddy is the name
U Dildo U!!
Sparkle Tags
my advice dont go near sparkle tags i got a virus last night a nasty virus lucky i got rid of it,after a lot of hard work!! so be aware!!!
Perhaps in destinys grand design There are no random meetings And all is meant to be.
To Shit
TO SHIT Falling alien, subterranean Damaged entrails Traveling through, jigsaw severed ribcage Majestically, spontaneously Drifting through an absence of water Dont slip up or falter Guard the watchtower Cower beneath the corpses you coward Ive been torn to pieces, And branded with your Im the new age macho faggot whore Thrown up a wall with no doors Plagued myself A curse with no cure A kingdom with no rule House hold fool Been accused of being cruel Refuse to use the proper tools Reattach amputations With a hammer and a spool of kite thread Clean the abattoir floor, Until it is no longer red I am the head A Mack truck will serve as my head sever shred lead me to shit
Depression The loneliest thing I know As I sit recalling the past A lost little boy all alone Wishing for peace at last A big smile and bright eyes Was how my secret safely slept I did good hiding the depression Locked in my room while i wept I was invisible to my mother Lost because acquaintances weren't true friends But the saddest thing I recall Was wishing for the end The loneliest thing I know Used to be myself And I probably wouldn't have made it If my friends hadn't helped
Ripped Pic!!
Just wanted to let all my friends know that someone has ripped my default pic and started their own account.It was not me nor did I give anyone permission to use my pic.There is no name,just #285972,so please give this person crap for ripping me off! I have informed lostcherry support and have asked them to delete this person.I personally have told them to get lost.Guess that was too nice,should have said fuck off asshole.Sorry,but this really pisses me off.Just wanted everyone to be careful of their pics in the future.
The Godfather
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the
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A Mother's Memories
As she looked down on him She sees him happy Always running around having fun She sees him always hanging out Coming home after dark Even though he was never perfect She loved him to death She reaches out to touch him His face is cold He doesn't react like usual He usually makes a sound when she touches him in his sleep She remembers how he felt in his arms Always warm He loves to hug her She can almost smell his sweet scent She can hear his laugh His voice is so clear in her mind But he is silent He's not saying anything And thanks to a stranger Driving with one too many drinks in his system She will never hear her little boy's voice again
What Drink Most Desribes Your Sexlife
Margarita! Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim. Take this quiz at
Have A Great Weekend.! Some Qwuestions Too!
Its Scrimja here! A couple of days ago we decided to put some of our many many photo's up here on LC. As you may have noticed most of them are private...Luci understandably doesn't want just ANYONE seeing her pics. If you wanna see them then talk to us, not just 'can i see your private' but get to know us! Your chances of getting in there will be GREATLY improved! Thanks
Mists Of The Otherworld
MISTS OF THE OTHERWORLD I am out at night in my accustomed place, And when the grass is whispering To the full moon and stars; I see your form slowly shimmer into sight. You come to visit me from the Otherworld, Come to me at Midnight, holding out your arms. I long to go back with you, You have asked me so many, many times. But I would have to leave my human kin Never again to see them, To hold my grandchildren in my arms. So these Midnight visits are our trysts; Loving, with the stars enfolding us And the night itself conspiring to hide us, Hide me from your faerie kin That try to search me out and destroy me. I know they cannot harm me if I marry you; The silk ribbon wrapped around our arms And our eternal vows during the handfasting. But how long before you would resent me, too? I am not faerie, my human blood might yet Set us apart and cause trouble for you With your royal kin. My childr
Not Something I Should Be Saying Here Part 2
Just to touch base with you all on the other nights blog.....It went really well we had a blast and hubby loved what I did for him! But the only thing was I did not go to bed till like 2:30 or 3:00 and I had to go to work the next morning at 8:00,when I got there I had a big surprise I had to decorate something like 30 cakes,I did not really want to do them but my boss is leaveing for 6 to 8 weeks and she said I need to do them more so when she is gone it wont be over weling to me.And I was saposed to leave work at 3:00 but I didnot get out of there till almost 4:00,so when I got home I was dead tired and did not feel like doing anything,So I took everyone out to dinner and came home and went to bed,not to sleep right away
I Know He Is Older, I Know He Lies
He is older This agree But he is a sweetheart This you cannot see I know his history I know its not that great I know he used to beat those woman But you see he has changed! He makes me smile He makes me laugh He makes me cry But you're not suppose to know that He says he loves me I know he lies But as long as I feel happy Somewhere inside He says he loves me I know he lies But as long as I feel important Somewhere inside ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This I wrote in dedication, to all those girls out there who seek attention from older men. Understand that most of them don't want you, don't respect you, just wish to use you.. and your assets
Please Show Me Love
I need lots of love please give me some
No More Boring Weekends!
From now on I need to start doing things on the weekends. I dont want to stay at home doing nothing...the other weekend was mom and I stayed the weekend in little rock. I dont have to go that far...I can just go see a movie and I will be ok...cause I wont be sittin at home. Bisexualvampyre
Special Someone
This is for that special know who you are!! Nickelback~"Far Away" This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case theres just one left Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming youll be with me and youll never go Stop breathing if I dont see you anymore One my knees, Ill ask Last chance for one last dance Cause with you, Id withstand All of hell to hold your hand Id give it all Id give for us Give anything but I wont give up Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming youll be with me and youll never go Stop breathing if I dont see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, y
This Is Funny
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Life's Lessons Learned
Foolishness and Stupidity lead to destruction. Open your eyes! Learn form your mistakes and BAD decisions so NOT to ever in your life repeat them again. Have SELF RESPECT, and SELF CONTROL! with out them NO ONE will respect you. Remain COMPASSIONATE , for give and forget, because What goes around comes around... what you give comes back to you two folds positive, negative!!!! Don't put your entire trust, faith in MAN-KIND, if so you will surely be disappointed and/or betrayed.... Rather put all or at least most of it into the LORD our GOD, who truly loves, understands you and will forgive you and is very relyable, dependable, and will never abandon or forsake you. Everybody's FoolAdd a video to your site FREE Music Video Code
Wishing You A Good Day!!!
Hey!!! Cherry.. How are you doing!! I see its a great and ok!! kind of day!!! I am wishing you all well today!! Have a great day!!... Jeannie
Is This Me????????
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious58%Passion50%Eyes full of Pain42%Diamond Eyes33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
Ddr Score Info
My DDR Arcade Scores: DDRecall for Extreme and prior mixes DDR Supernova Arcade Scores
Im Sorry I'm Not Perfect
There are some things that have been happening lately. Well let me say I am sorry I am not perfect. I am only human. I am who I am. I cannot change over night. that's near impossible. Maybe if people had the paitence to sit and help I would be abl to change. but everytime something goes wrong, they run. No one is perfect. that's how life is.
Steve Irwin Tribute, He Will Be Missed
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First Ever Post..well Here That Is
I am sooo bored. I am stuck at school for..soo..very long..2 hours actually. I dont know what to do..oh is
What A Day I Had :-(
well it all started last night I went to bed and was shivering like I was naked in I put on a heavy sweat suit thru a comforter on the bed and turned on the electric blanket I was still shaking like mad all nite long. this morning I got up found my thermometer and yup had a fever of 103. so then I took a few tylenol 800mg and went about my day but i didnt really feel that great I had the heat blasting in the car and I was still shaking. so I knew that my doc appointment was not going to go well. anyhow I put down some extra food for my cat in case I didnt return :-( then took a few extra stretch tylenol and went to my appointment. the doc changed my dressing but due to the fever insisted I go to the ER so that I could recieve IV antibiotics. well I get there and the place is jammed packed everyone was talking about how many hours they been waiting. well after 40 mins they call me take me back and ask a few questions I tell them why im here. but they knew cause she (my doc)
Like OMG! I jus seen the funniest thing ever again!! Well its the 2nd time, but yeah. These 2 ants were matin'... But one was like attached to the other's butt. And the one who was on "bottom" was tryin' to get away, so it was like "Oh no! He's tryin' to rape me! Go away!" But I sqooshed 'em , but at least they died happily cuz they got ot have sex for one last time... And the first time, I like chopped off their heads and flicked 'em off into the sink so they could die. Such a horrible tragick death for these ants! Will always be deaths for these fuckers!! Haha, I crack myself up at times.. and also I jus drank a liter of Vault, so I'm fuckin' wired and don't have anythin' else to do.
It Could Sort Of Work!!! Lol
Another Old One
The past is now gone, as the future grows near To have you in my life, I would have nothing to fear For the sounds of little feet running down the hall That is what I want, yes I want it all All the times that you smile, all the times that you cry I just want you to know that I am by your side For the times that are happy, and the ones that are sad To be a good man even when i am mad For the times that you wake up full of fear I wanna be the one that is there to wipe away your tear
Thought 4 Today
Dead And Bloated
It's not alright the way you left me beaten and raped heart broken my identity lost stripped from me what has been left for me my life desimated as you walk away heartless in your ways unscathed and uncaring leaving me here to face the setting sun fate lies over the horizon desolate and consuming
Growing Wild
There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except his 'thing.' So, he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his 'thingie,' which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat.
Depression Awarness
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Success Is:
Age 4 "success is"...not peeing in your pants. Age 12 "success is"...having friends. Age 16 "success is"...having a drivers license. Age 35 "success is"...having money. Age 50 "success is"...having money. Age 70 "success is"...having a drivers license. Age 75 "success is"...having friends. Age 80 "success is"...not peeing in your pants.
A True Soul Mate
A True Soul Mate Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what t
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I'm a social alcoholic. 2. I'm down 75 lbs! woo hoo! 3. I once had sex in a bathroom stall at the Timberwolves game. 4. I have a near genius IQ, but usually lack common sense lol. 5. I'm a tease. 6. When I'm drunk, I've been known to lose my shirt. The 6 people Im going to tag is 1. Scarletxoxo 2. The Perfect Sarcastic Bitch 3. Jovichick 64 4. Mr. E 5. Bee 6. T-Bone
So Simple..
But sometimes so hard to remember... Live, Laugh, Love Live Well Laugh Often Love Much
Question Thingy
Odd Facts about ME DO YOU SNORE?: sometimes...if i have a cold LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:Both... WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:People Who Drool.... AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:Oh Hellz Yeah!!!...i still am when my lil nephew aint lookin i steal his legos...hehehe WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:Its Annoying.... DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Yep WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: yeah & im still effin cute!!!...if not ,CUTER! WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:black DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:All The Time...I Sing The Phantom Of THe Opera" Songs.. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:no....and i wont,sorry ANY SECRET TALENTS?:i can blow spit bubbles.... WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:Someplace Where Theres Moutains HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI? HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:yesssss duh who hasnt DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE: as long as i dont turn neon green or some weird shit like dat.... HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TO
The Rodeo Song....... Tis Song Cracks Me Up
THE RODEO SONG (Gaye DeLorme) Showdown - 1980 Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo And it's Allemande left and Allemande right Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know Ya piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo And it's Allemande left and Allemande right Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know Ya piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck And I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm off to the rodeo It's Allemande left and Allemande right Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know Ya piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo And it's Allemande left
Bored Az Fuck!
i joined lost cherries because of two people. two of my dearest friends of many and rob. they convinced me that lost cherries has the greatest people in it, respectful & easy goin. but!! they're only partially right. i've met some wonderful people on here; funny, sweet an nothin but kind. and then there's the others...nasty, rude, disrespectful, mean spirited an just plain hateful! i didn't join lost cherries to find a man, a one night stand, a f*** buddy, cyber sex or a phone bone buddy...if your here for that? so be it an more power to ya, it's not for me. when asked to give out nude pics an when told i don't get into should be the end of that topic, meanin...don't continue it by referin me as a "bitch", "ice maiden", "prude", "cold hearted bitter hag", an my personal favorite that was used..."f***ing c***". please fella's, grow some nuts, let em drop...learn what respect is...ladies? it's time to put on ya big girl panties an stop bein so spiteful..
Help Me Out People... I Know Your Reading
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE vote for me... I am the 1st ever grave yard boy... now I wanna be the 1st ever HALLOWEEN champ...
Deleteing Alot Of People Of My List Read This Asap Very Important
ok people now im deleteing alot of people on here whome never talk to me at all now if i delete you and you want to stay on there then ill add you back as a freind but only if you talk to me on a regular basis and comment my pics and leave me comments on my page and i dont mean the kind of comments that involve great week or have a nice day and stuff like that i dont care for that shit its cheap leave me a comment with some feeling in put some effort in to ok but like i was saying if i delete you then im sorry if you want back on then leave me a message or a comment and let me know you want to stay on my list and ill be more then welcome to add you back but ill repeat my self again just like i said up over this if i add you back then you need to talk to me on a regular basis and i want lots of comments on my pics and my page but please no cheap shit comments ok but this is a must read ok thanks for stopping by my pro much love to yall from paul
What Is In Your Name?
You entered: c r w There are 20 letters in your name. Those 20 letters total to 102 There are 6 vowels and 14 consonants in your name. Your number is: 3 The characteristics of #3 are: Expression, verbalization, socialization, the arts, the joy of living. The expression or destiny for #3: An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire oth
Bar Room Truth, Bar Room Poet
yea guys...i do actually borrow pens from bartenders, and scribble this shit on napkins while everyone in the bar looks over me. sometimes it's ok, sometimes i look at it the next morning and laugh at how drunk i was. hope you enjoy. last night was a drunk and angry night :0 don't take any of this seriously though. just me venting false wiskey fueled emotions... Pure Anger to Forget how dare you in horror's haste make me regret a dream social sacrifice of sin to have been in a real love so i'll find false love to fucking forget you Carry Carry Away rhyme rhyme away the misery into notes of love sick sorrow smile at the easy pray that they carry her away from hum drum existence seek the all time high of love under the pleasure of fucking in my place Simple Statement you fell into habbits and fool yourself into accepting the mistake of heartbreak or the idea that I DON'T KNOW YOU Portrait of Ivory and Jade seduce me with your eyes and
Biff From Back To The Future Stand Up...
Wow I Got Issues, Lol. I Better Start Addressing My Short Comings!!
Dating StrengthsDating Weaknesses1. Spirituality - 84.6%2. Generosity - 66.7%3. Kindness - 63.6%4. Adventurousness - 58.3%5. Sense of Humor - 57.1%1. Appearance - 55.6%2. Insecurity - 53.8%3. Shyness - 50%4. Vanity - 50% Dating Strengths ExplainedSpirituality - Your spiritual side brings you peace and balance, and keeps you grounded. This is attractive, as you can help reinforce this quality in other people.Generosity - You are a giving person by nature. Others will see this quality in you and recognize your kind nature. Take care not to let others take advantage of you.Kindness - You treat other people with empathy and goodwill. This positive trait helps you stand out and draw people into your warmth.Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life.Sense of Humor - Girls are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display!
Speeding Ticket
Speeding Ticket A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
Babies Come From
Where Do Babies Come From? A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex. The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommys vagina. Thats how you get a baby, honey. The child seems to comprehend. Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddys penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.
Hes Home
Move Over Eggnog, Here's Chocolate Beer
Miller Brewing Co. is launching a new chocolate-flavored brand for the holiday season as the company seeks to capitalize on the growing thirst for craft and specialty beers. The new beer, Frederick Miller Classic Chocolate Lager, is brewed with six different malts, including chocolate and dark chocolate malts. It will be sold from October through December in Wisconsin, Chicago, Minneapolis, Cleveland, Indianapolis and Valparaiso/northwest Indiana, Miller said Wednesday. The beer will be sold in four packs of 12-ounce bottles, and be marketed for holiday gift giving and party offerings. The suggested retail price is $5.99 for a four-pack. Chocolate Lager is the second holiday season beer that Miller has developed in recent years, said company spokesman Pete Marino. In 2005, Miller introduced 1855 Celebration Lager to mark the company's sesquicentennial. Chocolate Lager's sales will be tiny compared to those of Miller Lite, High Life and Miller's other mainstream brands. But it
My First Blog
Well Here I am, finally after many invites to this site i finally gave in. I do have a picture on my space if anyone wants to see me there. under Starstruckaly. or come have a look at who i am and if you want to chat just let me know somehow. :D
Jens Surgery
Jen's surgery is today and we are leaving about 0530-0600. Her surgery is at 1000 but it takes two hours to get to the hospital. I will keep everyone updated through her recovery as well. As you can probablly guess I won't be on to much tomorrow. Those who want to talk and have my number can call me. I will answer my phone if I'm in a place that I can have it. Otherwise if I miss you I'm not being pissy I just can't get to the phone. Love Stace
I Know This
You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner Very Kinky 60% A Sicko 40% A WUSS !! 30% Average 20%
How Good Are You
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God83%A Slave To BDSM78%A Romantic63%Virgin30%How are you in bedcreated with
New To Lc
hey every one just on to meet new ppl
Take The Time......... Repost
The Best Prayer I've Heard in a Long Time... Heavenly Father,Help us remember that the jerk that cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend a few precious moments with her children. Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man who can't make change correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student balancing his apprehension over final exams with his fear of not getting his student loans for next semester. Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging for money in the same spot every day (who really ought to get a job!) is a slave to addictions that we can only imagine in our worst nightmares. Help us to remember that the old couple walking annoyingly slow through the store aisles and blocking our shopping progress are savoring this Moment, knowing that, based on the biopsy report she got back last week, this will be the last
The Ultimate Weight Loss Program
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's
What Girls Wish Guys Knew
Things Girls WISH Guys Knew!!!! ::You have to tell a girl how you feel about her ::We hate porn. ( I LOVE PORN SO THIS IS WRONG)) ::When a girl says she misses you no one can miss you more than she does.. ::Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive. ::We think about you all the time. ::Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much money you have. ::If you normally say "I love you" before you sign off the pc and you don't one time.. we'll wonder what we did wrong.. ::Hold our hand. ::Call babe, baby or baby girl we love it. ::Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. ::If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick. ::Don't ask to kiss us it just makes it awkward.. just do it.. ::Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time"!(Not Ture Either, I love To Watch Video
Long Distance Journal
Buy a journal at a bookstore. Write about 5-10 pages about how much you love him/her. Then send it to her. At the end of your passage, ask her to write something, and then send it back to you. Send it back and forth to each other, and when you're finally together, you can read the journal together to remember the time you were apart. --submitted by anonymous
Faded Impressions
tears strain to break free of bloodshot eyes wearing my heart on my sleeve vunerable to attack i know i care too much but i cannot change this is who i am, take me like this or not at all i'm through with trying to impress the masses
Why Does Falling In Love...
have to be synonymous with... risking to have a heart broken???? Why does love have to be such a risky thing???? K
What Baby Are You?
JANUARY BABY Pretty/Handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everybone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someo
Jedi Mind Tricks
Women always tell me .. I've been hurt.. and stuff.. Like I don't hurt.. then they don't tallk to you.. Make you feel like a troll for talking to them in the first place.. When you ask them whats wrong.. they don't respond.. When you keep asking... "Your getting on my frickin nerves" So , then its okay.. and you don't really chat or talk to them anymore.. OR.. You call me too much.. but.. you told me to call you and wake u up. so again.. The man gives up.. Then its.. this .. Jedi mind trick.. #247 When I said.. " you get on my nerves" I either had a bad day.. or I don't like you in the first place.. lol When I said.. " you call too much" I never meant to give u my number or You know my schedule .. and only call me on mon-wed and sat.. 4pm-3am.. i'm usually awake by then.. If not buy me a drink before the bar closes and we can kick it.. uh yeah ! lol When I said.. you come over too much.. It meant.. "didn't you see..
You Might Be A Yuppie Biker If...
You Might Be a Yuppie Biker If: If you drink cappucino instead of beer. If you cant figure out why the battery on your new bike won't stay charged. If your trailer has more miles on it than your bike If your leathers still have creases If you don't ride your bike to work because it scuffs your penny loafers. If you move your bike and the grass is brown under the wheels. If your tatoos wash off. If you have doubled the weight of your bike with bolt on chrome. If you have never kick started a bike before. If you buy bikes as investments. If you refer to your bike as your "toy". If you wear a full face helmet If you wear a helmet If you wear earplugs If you really believe that there are bikes that come customized from the factory If the last time you went to the Harley dealer you came home with golfballs and a toilet seat If your Harley shirt has a coller If its not fun to ride unless someone sees you If you don't ride in the rain If you can't find

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