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Check Out My Page, Added A Cool New Toy!!!
Hey all I have added a new toy on my page, Please go check it out!!! Thanks have a safe one, take care, Hugs ~ Jilly
West-pac 07-08
Just to let everyone know, i am currently on West-pac (making my way to iraq) so if i don't rate, thank, add you right away, i'm sorry, but internet connection over 800 miles from land....is kinda slow. Anyways. hope y'all have a good holiday season.
Dont Be Fooled
dont be fooled by this guy on here who has some of my pics.i mean come on i have way more pics then he does of me plus i have pics of me and my ex fiance.i deleted my account before because someone was stealing my pics but i decided to rejoin and when i do i find this guy is still here and when i asked him why he was stealing my pics he says people will believe me bc i am a higher level then you.his real name is jubal,he levels up so fast because he creates fake yahoo names and invites them.he is a fake i am the real Jason Johnson so please if you see him let me know.thanks.
Done By Smell
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal- Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00". She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he
A Bullerin... Funny!
I seen this bully and HAD to keep it! LMAO! Top 8 Morons of 2007 (So Far) 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, during which the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kiwi Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the
Futards
So I was browsing through my pics and I notice that one of them was ripped by someone that i didn't give permission to, so I go to his folder and there it is uploaded on October 22nd. I asked him to remove it from his folders and this is the message he sent me Now how does one "accidentally" rip someones photo and keep it in their folder for so long? I sent him a message asking him that question and this was his response. Isn't FUBAR fun....BTW i have my pics set to NO ripping and he still ripped it somehow. This is his link...you can see the comment i posted on his page....I even said PLEASE LoL loveu@ fubar Have a great Night Oh and he has since taken the pic down. LoL April ♥
Cold
The cold stone underneath her hand,the sky overcast,darkest clouds overhead,she doesn't want to say goodbye.Her face doesn't show a trace of the pain,her fingers trace the carved words lovingly on the icy stone,rain starts to fall,she has always faced this world alone,presses her cheek to the stone,her hands caught between her heart and the stone's hardness,she feels her heart slow its pace,closes down in the nothingness.Caresses the stone as she rises,loving the rain as it kisses her skin as a lover,walks away slowly,to seek for her heart protection and cover
Beware Ladies
I did a sticky bulletin on this today but I'm blogging it too for further updates. No it's not drama, just truth. Women need to beware. He prays on the vulnerable. THIS IS TRUE...I KNOW THIS GUY AS WELL AND HAVE BEEN CONTACTED VIA EMAIL ALSO. HE HAS USED AND ABUSED WOMEN ON MYSPACE AND FUBAR AS WELL. AFTER I GOT SEVERAL EMAILS FOR A WOMAN HE GOT INVOLVED WITH I PERSONALLY LEFT HIM A MESSAGE ON HIS KYREDNECK FUBAR PAGE AND THE NEXT DAY IT WAS DELETED. HE CONTACTED ME VIA YAHOO MESSENGER AND ASKED WHY I LEFT THAT. I PLAYED DUMB AND HE SAID THAT HE LEFT FUBAR BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE LYING ABOUT HIM. YA. TELL ME ANOTHER ONE. THIS CHICK WAS GOING TO TRY TO GET SOME OTHER PICTURES BUT HASN'T YET. THIS BULLETIN IS TRUE. I AM GOING TO STICKY IT. SORRY I DIDN'T SEND SOONER BUT THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY IN OKLAHOMA WITH THE ICE STORM AND BLACKOUT. STAY AWAY FROM THIS GUY. 1-270-314-2618 IS HIS PHONE NUMBER IF YOU WANT TO CALL HIM TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF YOUR MIND .... UNLESS HE CHANGED IT
The Road.....
The road is hard and long Our journey has only just begun The sounds in the car are of music Each bump in the road Every motor vibration is felt The space between us is limited The void there seems like you are miles away The sun is peering down on us as we navigate the road Cars and trucks passing us by Eighteen-wheelers linger over as we pass them by The combination of voyeurs and sounds Feelings and warmth I am drawn to be near you Your smell is enticing My lips press against your neck The softness of my lips pressed against the throbbing of your heartbeat Brings a tingle to my insides As I press myself as close to you as I can My hand resting gently on your thigh Through the corner of my eye, I see a smile cross your face The heat of your body beneath my hand reminds me of your touch I begin to rub the inside of your thigh Brushing up and down just enough for you to sense it through your jeans Each pass I brush upward a little more I feel how much you are en
Packing To Go
im packing and shipping out of this small town to the BIG city. This little filly is moving on up! FINALLY!!( 4 hours away) but its for the better  A GOOD  paying job and a fresh start. Just wonder where there is a great gym. Going to miss workout with my coach. he makes working your tail off fun.:) call me weird but its true just gotta be there to know what i mean.Gonna miss it BIG TIME!. Cheers for now me n Mojo xoxo Thanks again buddy for all your support i couldnt have done it without U! ( you know who u are ):)
I Wrote This Poem
my life /lonely/ness were i.m truel.y lost all i want two do is just cry i know in my heart i cant be with you but i know someday our eyes will meet but i also know ill never have you just two touch you feel your hands heart.your tender lips on mine but i guess i have always know it will never ever be this way again i think about you 24-7 .my our whatever i am two you last for life she knows who this is for even though were miles across the sky/no my love will never die
Ohhh I Hate Titling Things
hey so im walking down the street to the local grocer and i stumble upon a lottery tickit take it to the counter and scan it and it was a winner i found ten dollars on the ground. i was happy and went and bought me a new shirt to celebrate if that wasnt luckey enough as i was walking home my phone rang and my sister invited me to a party at big louies on saterday yayayaayyyyy. Ilove the holidays. All except for the fake love that goes around anyways Have a great day and talk later.
I Dare You!!
Name: Number: Best time to call: What time the kid(S) goes to bed: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.
Single!!
so i am single once again... sadly things didnt work out with me and casey... it was probalay the whole lying thing that got to me but i told him i would stay friends with hime and all that fun stuff.... ya there is an date
Foundry Cams: A Merry Christmas Compilation
Holiday cheer not quite up to speed? The beautiful girls of FOUNDRY CAMS dressed up in their slinkiest holiday outfits and made this special holiday video to brighten your holiday spirit...and to mess up your shoes, because you're going to drool all over them. Thanks to GARY HOEY for the song, and thanks to our own Jon for the editing. CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO! Then, once your pants are filled to the brim with warm, gooey egg nog, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the girls LIVE!
I Wish
New Job
just started a new job last week so dont think i forgot about any of you - xoxoxo - be on real soon
To My Friends On Fubar
Hey everyone, sorry i havent been on the computer in awhile. My boyfriend and I are on the road,(he drives for Ozark)and we only get to check are emails and things once a week. we dont have internet at the house right now. Anyways, i didn't forget you all. Have a merry christmas and a safe new year. Pamela :):)
We All Do Wednesday
We took a POLL To see As you see ... E V E R Y O N E Does ... But ONE stands out more than the rest! Signed: Your biggest
Miracle
A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! 'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said without waiting for a reply to his question. 'Well, I
The Eagle
The Eagle (wo-ha'-li) The Eagle is the great sacred bird of the Cherokee Indians and of nearly all native tribes. Eagle figures prominently in their ceremonial rituals. Each Tribal group has its own stories and legends concerning the Eagle. Only the greatest warriors and the Medicine Man wore feathers of the eagle. Eagle medicine is the power of the great spirit, the connection to the Devine. It is the ability to live in the realm of spirit, and yet remain connected and balanced within the realm of earth. If someone dreamed of an eagle or eagle feathers, the town organized an Eagle Dance as soon as possible. This could only be done in late fall or winter as the songs sung during the dance angered the rattlesnakes. The eagle could only be killed by a proffessional Eagle Killer who knew the proper ceremonies for turning aside vengeance by the eagle's spirit. There were only certain times when the eagle could be killed, usually only when an Eagle Dance was
Dream Lover
Seems I'm always searching For my love so true Running through life blindly Waiting and dreaming of you I am thinking that maybe you could be the one When I dream of you at night my body catches fire..so turned on I just have to imagine That your laying here with me All my senses reach a new height I wish i could make you see If ever my wishes would come true You will be here right beside me If i ever make through these dreams Forever together we will be The lingering sense of you constantly flowing through My heart craves your embrace I'm praying you'll come to my rescue As dawn's grey light approaches with leaded heart I find an empty space beside me you were a figment of my mind. Alas, the dreams of morrow shall comfort me tonight It's there I find the solace of when our souls unite
Only You--the Platters
Home
Hey every one i am home intill jan 2 then i got to leave again for the military so i just wanted to say yo
Im Sorry
Do to Personal Problems Most of my pics are now block.Im sorry but I cant take The stalking and stuff..Im over it! Please understand xoxo *honeyshine*
Poetry
i could fight but i won't try, i know we'll never say goodbye, I swear i'll love you til i die, you are all i live for, yes i could try to pretend, make you think that this could end, but i wont cos ur my best friend, yes you are all i live for, i might not be there by your side, i won't deny the tears i've cried, but there's so much love here inside that i could never let go, understand how it's hurting me, know that you are all i need, i don't ever want to be free, cos u are all i live for.
Top Promoter
I am the top promoter of fubar today...woohoooooooo! No such secret...just pick up someone at the bar & rate thme...lol...how easy it could be!
Most Embarrassing Moments.
Recently I’ve been asked on several occasions what up until this moment in my life has been my most embarrassing moment, and to my dismay, the only thing that I could think of is, “ I’m not sure.” Now I know what you’re thinking, “ this girl is completely unimaginative. “ or “ how lazy can someone be? Everyone has a most embarrassing moment”. And it isn’t that I don’t have one, believe me I have many, it’s the fact that I wouldn’t be able to narrow my lovely array of embarrassing moments to just one. In fact, I’m going to give you the honor of hearing, in their entirety my most embarrassing moments, starting as early as I can remember, in all of their glory, nothing left out, here they are. Most Embarrassing Moment #1 I was eleven and had just encountered the worst stomachache of my life. I was sitting outside talking to a neighborhood boy when I realized there was something wet between my thighs. I quickly turned bright red, thinking that maybe I had peed my pants and not known
A Different Christmas Story
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled
Scratching My Balls
Not really but made you look sicko! :P
Illiteracy On Fubar
It's not sexy. It's not cool. Don't talk to me if your toaster is smarter than you are.
Vent # 1
This is the first time i am venting as a priest i have been a priest for ten years now i am known as the REV to everyone i know and love i am n0t the kind of priest that is in a church my church is where anyone needs to talk is at. i cuss and have sex even smoke pot i am a person that is there when you need me most and the one that will be there even if you are an ass hole. i am married to the best wife ever we have an open marriage so that there is No jealousy from the get go i feel a little bad cuz my wife is bi and loves the lady's as much as i do so in many ways i am a very lucky man and just need to toss the way a fell around that and i need a place to release my perversions so in the near future look for me wanting a nice dirty nasty rant.
Santa Died For Your Mastercard
Man nails Claus to cross to protest commercialism of Christmas updated 9:20 p.m. PT, Sat., Dec. 22, 2007 BREMERTON, Wash. - Art Conrad has an issue with the commercialism of Christmas, and his protest has gone way beyond just shunning the malls or turning off his television. The Bremerton resident nailed Santa Claus to a 15-foot crucifix in front of his house. "Santa has been perverted from who he started out to be," Conrad said. "Now he's the person being used by corporations to get us to buy more stuff." A photo of the crucified Santa adorns Conrad's Christmas cards, with the message "Santa died for your MasterCard." The display is also Conrad's way of poking fun at political correctness. He believes people do not express their feelings because they are afraid of what other people might think. His neighbors found the will to express their feelings this past week. Some were offended but many were just curious. Jake Tally walked by on Friday and chuckl
For All To Read
I am writing this,not for votes nor comments.I hope that it is read by many,leave a comment if you wish. To all here on fubar,to my family,my friends,here we are at that one day of the year that is full of joy and happiness,Why am i writing this?Well I will tell you,Each and every day for the past 17 years there is someone that is very special in my thoughts.Bette Midler sang In "Wind beneath my wings" That "did you ever know that you were my hero"Well this person was my hero.I am not afraid to say that each and every time i hear this song i come to tears,thinking of this person.All i can wish for that I have become half of this special person in my life.Who is this person you ask.Well it was and is my mother,whom passed away 17 years ago,she is my hero,and i still love and miss her to this day.So to you all,spare a special thought this xmas to lost loved ones,and from my heart to you all i hope you have a merry xmas.xxxx
What Does A Woman Really Want?
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as t
Nothing In General
Looking through the melting glass As time chooses how fast to pass. I wonder why were even here I'm overwhelmed with sudden fear. I try to speak but only mumble The walls around me start to crumble I look down and close my eyes I cant tell the truth from the lies Is this real or just a dream The voice inside me starts to scream The screaming peaks then fades away Tomorrows just another day.
Holiday Wishes
I've been single for about 4 yrs now and i'm looking to fall in love with someone again and i'm a lil lost in how to go about showing my interest with out scaring the lady away. I'm out goiong but i'm also shy to a point. i don't want to come of being to strong on the relationship part of the getting to know a special lady. I find my self apologizing for being straight up and honest on my intentions because i feel like they may be pushing the fine line of interested and being overpowering. I need a little advice all is welcome and thank you to whom ever answers. finally happy holidays. Sincerely Frank
It Has Been Oh So Long....
since I have changed my profile.... In fact, a friend of mine pointed out to me that I was wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving!! lol.... I think, if I get a break tonight at some point in time, I will attempt to update my profile page -- at least a bit more current than it is now. :D K
Merry Christmas
Just wanted to take the time to say Merry Christmas to all ya'll crazy people that i call my friends! Thanks so much for all the positive things that u have said to me. This year has been very hard for me and I am so thankful for each and every one of ya'll! Merry Christmas and God bless ya'll!
My Value!
God does not focus on all the mistakes I make. He doesn't keep count them why should I then count them. Instead He remembers all the good things I do. I am a work in progress and God is in the process of changing me. Two often I focus on my faults, weaknesses, past mistakes, and failures. Rejection and other painful experiences steal my self-esteem and make me feel unwanted and insecure. My sense of value should be based solely on the fact that I am a child of the Most High God. As His unique creation, I have something to offer this world that nobody else has, that nobody else can be. If I truly want to enjoy life, I must be at peace with myself.
Games I Don't Need Them
oh the games that people play.... who to trust, who to believe. everytime I think I know someone, they turn around and prove me wrong. oh the games that people play.... never there when you need them but expect you there for them anytime they call. oh the games that people play.... who is real and who is fake? i dont know how much more I can take oh the games
20 Ways To Make His X-mas An Xxx-mas!
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his minorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.
Ok Fubar This Is What You All Been Waiting For. The Fubar Queen 2007 Contestants!
OK THIS IS WHAT YOU ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THE SEXIEST, WOMEN ON FUBAR. STOP BY ON THE 30TH AT 7 PM TO SHOW THESE QUEENS OF 2007-2008 YOUR LOVE! Music Video:LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! (by Mr. Cheeks)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone OK HERE THE TOUGHEST, SEXIEST WOMEN OF FUBAR CONTESTANTS 1 CONTESTANTS 2 CONTESTANTS 3 CONTESTANTS 4
Hope For The Parted
Heart fit to burst, I breathe in and out, I look to the heavens, Part my lips and I shout, "Why did you do this?", "Why show me hope?", I fall to my knees, Wondering how I will cope, I cover my eyes, Hide the tears that I cry, The anger is building, I scream 'Why! Why! Why!'? And there in the shadows, A sun beam breaks through, I raise up my head, And there before me; is you That smile on your face, That gleam in your eye, I stand to my feet, I at least have to try, The breeze dries my tears, A calmness now grows, On my heart which is heavy, But will heal as time goes, We may never know why, We loose those we love, But at least keep a hope, That they're at peace up above, And soon you will realise, That all things that pass, Must happen for reason, For destiny to last, It may not be easy, You'll forever ask why, But to survive it is better, Than to give up or die.
What's The Battle Between The Sexes?
Joke of the Week: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this; yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, 'cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she. Bonus Jokes The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning busin
Yahoo Sucks
ok something happened to my yahoo account so i made a new one, heres my addy if you want to add me.......dewthedew74@yahoo.com
My Feelings On Being Submissive To My Master/owner
When I submit to my Master I do this completely at the time only thinking about pleasing him, this is when I feel most close to him… don't get me wrong, I always feel close to him... but in those moments, it's almost as though we're one... it is a very sensual and erotic feeling…that I have never felt before I feel that we've 'merged' somehow and while I may feel pain... I also feel his excitement, arousal, enjoyment... and it adds to mine.. and always leaves me wanting more… fantasying about the next time He always makes me feel very sexy that at times, I find myself feeling like the single most desirable woman on the planet.. Complete submission feels like I am no longer a separate entity, but rather an extension of my Master. I obey immediately, more readily, and without hesitation. I do not stop to consider the best way to do things, I just do them. Failure hurts more and is more frustrating. I give myself totally and my self-identity and thought completely disappears. I am p
Mumms And Other Fubar Insanity Pt.2
...which brings me to Fubar insanity. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, i guess you didn't read "MUMMS and Fubar insanity pt.1". Anywhoo, as I drive up and down the roads of the Fubar community, I'm seeing a lot of "For Sale" signs. People are packing it up and moving out. The reasons why break down into two areas: the bar tab change and too much drama.Now, I cant understand what the fuss is about the bar tab. Mine tells me what i need to know. It tells my what my friends are doing to me, what they are doing to other people and what they are doing to themselves. I don't need to know what anyone else is doing. I'm not nosy and I don't care.See the thing is no one can tell me what the problem with the bar tab is. In the end, it always comes down too "Well, I just don't like the change". Get over it, deal with it. Change works in both underwear and Fubar. If'n you don't like the change, don't let it get too you. Theres more than enuff around the community to help you get ove
Appreciation
Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! I weep as I hang my head in an act of contrition, As I whisper, "Lord don't let go of my hand"' For I am ashamed that I see no beauty today, And I have asked for you so many times,for so many things, that sometimes I wonder if you sigh when you hear me ask again, But yet, you always reach to comfort me, I have so much to be grateful for in my life, I have felt the wonder of my children move against my heart within my body, I have loved and been loved unconditionally, And sometimes, I did not deserve such devotion, I have laughed and cried, and I have shared so many wonderful things, But, I find only sorrow in my life now lord,and I am alone, It is hard to find the beauty,and the joy that used to be here, Although I search each day To find my purpose and fill this emptiness, I find only a restless repetition of yesterday, I feel it is an endless journey for happiness and I am weary, I have hidden my heart away and now ev
Brand New Pics~dec 29th 07
New Pics! Proud Grammy Partying with the Boys Mom luvs her baby So doesnt Grammy Lenny & Riley
What Pesonality Are You?
You May Be a Bit Borderline... Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame! When you're up, you're a little bit crazy... And when you're down, your whole world is crashing Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute!What Personality Disorder Are You?
Crazy Little Thing Called Mumm
holy shit, my "date" mumm backfired.... i was trying to see what was out there and i get ambushed my haters and douchebags!!!! maybe i shoulda just posted a blog instead. but seriously ladies...feed my curiosity....look at my pics, maybe read my little profile and let me know...if the planets were all in alignment and the situation was right...who wouldnt mind going out? simple question...simple answer dont hate...dont be an ass....just tell me
Effin' Rant
The following is an old blog from a bad day at my old job. Enjoy: First off... my name is Dustin... not fucking 'Justin'! Nor is it 'Buster' or even 'Sylvester' for them fucking hearing impared people! My name is Dustin... with a 'D'. "Ok Justin with a 'D'." What the fuck is wrong with these people? Another thing... when I ask you for your phone number starting with the fucking area code, don't tell me a 7 digit number and follow up with the fucking zip code! And... when you tell me your number... fucking do it right! If the 7 digit portion (because that's the only part the fucktards understand) is 555-1234... don't fucking read it off, "55-51-23-4" You shouldn't be able to own a fucking phone! Another thing... if your account number reads as following: 01234 123456-01 ... don't read it off in fucking 2 numbers! Read the first 5, fucking follow up with the next 3... and the next three... then there's the dash 01! If you're not getting sound on your tv... try ta
A Poem
It's the middle of the day and I was thinking about you, as usual. I want you to know how much I sincerely love the countless hours we spend talking on phone. It means so much to me. It truly seems like I've known you forever and I honestly can't imagine life without you now. There will be no looking back, no second thoughts and no regrets. I love you and only you ... and that love will only grow stronger. Sometimes life hits you with unexpected things that take you totally by surprise. All I can say is you're the best surprise life has given me and your capacity for love, caring, and understanding never ceases to amaze me. I've truly been blessed by finding you and I'll never let you go. THIS IS FROM ME FROM POOHBEAR
A Poem
You're always lighting up my heart with the things you do and say. I feel so happy just being with you this way. You're my baby, and will forever be my baby. You will always be the love of my life, and please never give up, always have faith in yourself and you will gain the greatest gift of all, the gift of hope and love you righteously deserve. Every time I think of you my heart misses a beat. You're my theme or a dream! Every moment we share together we grow closer. THIS IS FROM ME FROM POOHBEAR
Need Help Here Family And Friends!!
Hello bombers. This is a giveaway. He needs 140,000 comments on this pic. So lets bomb it hard. All help will be appreciated. Iknow we are helping Greg in his giveaway, but this guy DJ WickedWitch made he background to our family lounge. So lets sow him some love in his contest. Lets show him we Appreciated his kindness in helping us.
January 2008
January 2008 is designated for 5 issues to be made aware of. These are all month long awareness recognition. Although you may not be personally affected by any of these, someone you know might be. They may be open about it or scared to admit there is a problem or health issue. They may not know where to go for help, counseling, or for someone to lean on when it gets them down. People are generally scared of the things they do not fully understand, so I encourage everyone to read up on these… and other subjects. That way, we can all be there for our loved ones, friends, and family. They are not alone. You are not alone. I am not alone. In this month, I have been affected by one of the Awareness. Cervical Health. I had cancer cells on my uterus and cervix. I am cancer free, but I still support the cause, the research, and all of those affected by issues relating to this matter. And, another helped my two of my children when they were born. They did not have a birth
If We Had Sex!!!
Lets play the If We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be l
Reflecting Inward
All anyone can do in life is react. And through growth and developement our reactions change as do our surroundings. What once was, will never be again. But somehow always seems to be the same situations are arising every day. But not the same...different somehow. So we adapt our reactions to compromise and understand. Today is not "just" another day. It is key in the development of your understanding of all people and things surrounding you. So, that being said. What makes you think that you've been wasting your time today, or any other day for that matter. Maybe today was a chance for you to unpack all your recent experiences and reactions of late. You may not believe you were up to anything productive, but you were. Growth isn't always right there in front of you. It's an ever growing creature inside of you that you only realise once in awhile when thngs are going your way. Moments of clarity are so precious and rare. A fortunate soul can utilise these moments and use them to furthe
Update 1-04-08
Hi All! Today marks a whole month of pain and complete exhaustion. I'm not going to turn this into a pity blog. I just want to share what is on my mind. At this point, I'm worried sick. My symptoms could be caused by any number of things...including a bleeding growth, screwed up hormones, or even the c-word. My body is so worn out from the physical symptoms that it is causing mental exhaustion too. I'm trying my best to keep my chin up and think positively, but it is getting pretty rough to do. I am a DES baby. I'm not sure what it stands for, but it was a drug given to pregnant women who had a history of miscarriages. It was supposed to help the mother carry her baby to term. My mother had 3 miscarriages before becoming pregnant with me, so they gave her this DES drug for 3 months. I was born one month early. DES was banned in the US by the FDA one month after I was born. It was found to cause major damage to the reproductive organs of the fetus in utero...male a
Chix In Sox
send me pics of you in sox ......(only sox preferrably)
For All My Special, Pets
Ok, so many of you have asked for the link to my Yuwie page that I can't get it to all of you individually so...this blog's for you! LOL This is me: http://ww2.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=354756&vid= Just paste this into your address bar and you will be able to hear about how the site works and sign up all at once. It'll take about 5 min. and the ball starts rolling from there! Just double-check when you're signing up that at the top of the page it says that you were referred by me. When I get credit, you get credit! See you there! ~Ms. A
Help A Friend Of Mine Out
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Pearls
The pearl has become an archetypal semi-precious stone. Individual pearls in dreams usually have to do with moments of personal discovery. Most people who dream of pearls understand where they come from and view the pearl as a treasure to be discovered. However, in dreams the pearl is rarely discovered in an oyster but simply found and conveyed to the dreamer or from the dreamer to others. Usually, this is done as a metaphor for some other kind of conveyance of intimate personal knowledge between the dreamer and other characters in the dream. Pearl jewelry is often a gift of wealth and is something associated as classical, rather than contemporary. Metaphorically, this could be contrasting old versus new money. How did you come to possess the pearl or jewelry in your dream? Was the pearl a material possession or did it seem to have heirloom-quality emotional features to it as well? Did you experience the pearl as a gift from the world, a gift from another, or a gift you gave
Just When You Think Things Are Great
It is amazing..How a promise turns into a big lie!I am so tired of being hurt and for what reason cause a guy dosent want to take responsiblity of his actions..So let just bail then..Then feel sorry for yourself cause he caused me hurt and pain..What do I do to deserve this?I just got hurt from a man I was with for 11 years about 3years ago..Than I meet this guy alot younger than myself.I had alot of walls up cuz of my previous breakup.So I would back off from time to time.Then I said screw it I want to be with this man.So eventually the walls came down and I fell in love with him.Granted he promised he would not hurt me like my ex did..That he is not like that..YEAH RIGHT!!!!!Then he even proposed to me last february and we were supposed to get married this May..With alot invested into this wedding..K back up a bit..Last July his father past away and he never grieved for him.He told me he is lost and he don't know which direction he is going..So now its leads to this week and he don't
Just Maybe
Maybe ... we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe ... when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe ... it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe ... the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe ... the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures, and heartaches. Maybe ... you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chanc
Def Leppard-pour Somer Sugar On Me
Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man? Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light Television lover, baby, go all night Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah Hey! C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up Break the bubble, break it up Pour some sugar on me Ooh, in the name of love Pour some sugar on me C'mon fire me up Pour your sugar on me Oh, I can't get enough I'm hot, sticky sweet From my head to my feet yeah Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go! Crazy little woman in a one man show Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little Tease a little more Easy operator come a knockin' on my door Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet Little
Breath-a-lizer For My Cell....
Finally, someone put it writing!!! (Try to read this when your sober, then come back to it when your drunk so you remember what you read!) 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you dont remember it, it didnt happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom Im in McDonalds & theyre playing our song. I love you” 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesnt want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exs & remind them that you were the best lover theyve ever had & everything th
A Friend In Need!!!
GO HELP A FRIEND OF MINE OUT DURING HAPPY HOUR PLEASE SHE JUST HAS 8121 PTS TO LEVEL...THE NEXT HAPPY HOUR IS IN ABOUT 5 MIN....PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME!!!! HERES THE LINK TO HER PAGE! ~~Christina~~Freaky BBW Bitch@ fubar
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Men
why is it that men dont show their true color's until after you say "i do" ? by then it's too late to get out
Friends
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Chocolate Bombe
Prep Time: 25 min Total Time: 4 hr 25 min Makes: 8 servings 1 pkg. (12 oz.) pound cake 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Chocolate Whipped Topping, thawed, divided 1 cup cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling LINE medium glass bowl with plastic wrap. Cut cake evenly into 12 slices; cut each cake slice diagonally in half to make 2 triangles. Line prepared bowl with single layer of cake triangles; set remaining cake triangles aside for later use. Spread 1 cup of the whipped topping over cake layer in bottom of bowl; cover. Refrigerate until ready to use. POUR milk into medium bowl. Add dry pudding mix; beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Gently stir in 1 cup of the remaining whipped topping; pour over whipped topping layer in bowl. Top with the remaining cake triangles; cover. Refrigerate 4 hours or until set. UNMOLD dessert onto serving platter. Remove plastic wrap. Frost with the remaining whipped topping. Store
Fight Between 2 Rights
the numbness shadows my faithfor all the times ive been raped in my head in my heart giving up is a start rage builds under the skin sorrow twinkles in my eyes why cant they just listen to me the truth only becomes lies i pray for the day when trust means something i dispise the night for all there is, are fights fights in my head fight in my heart shreading and tearing my emotions apart never again to comply with one another my head says no, my heart says yes the best bet just staying alivemarijuana to dull the sense tears have finally run dry from these eyes im tired of my goodbyes with my head and my heart my soul is captured, my breath is weakened for all i want now is to never remember you
Nin-only
m becoming less to find as days go by Fading away Well you might say I'm loosing focus Kind adrifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself Sometimes I think I can see right through myself Less concerned about fitting into the world Your world that is Because it doesn't really matter (no it doesn't really matter anymore) None of this really matters anymore Yes I'm alone but then again I always was As far back as I can tell I think maybe it's because you never were really real to begin with I just made you up to hurt myself And it worked. Yes it did! There is no you There is only me There is no you There is only me There is no fucking you There is only me There is no fucking you There is only me Only The tiniest little dot caught my eye and it turned out to be scab and I had this funny feeling Like I just knew it was something bad I just couldn't leave it alone, picking at that scab Was a doorway trying to seal itself shut But I cli
Too My Fans.....
TOO MY FANS...THANKS...WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU..SO GIVE ME A YELL...
Purgatories Revenge
Pain is what restrains me Under a veil of hate Rejection is what strains me Gambling with my fate Astonishing my insanity Trembling in my mind Orders of profanity Reincarnation of the most cruel kind Intimately yearning for a coal Engulfing fire to my cage Setting fire to soul Relinquishing my rage Enticing the demons within Vengeance is a must Escaping from my sin No one has my trust Grievance is my passion Existing is my curse Henery Allen Dannehl
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Fettuccine Alfredo With Asparagus
1. 1 pound asparagus 2. 3/4 pound fettuccine 3. 4 tablespoons butter, cut into pieces 4. 1 cup heavy cream 5. 1 pinch grated nutmeg 6. 3/4 teaspoon salt 7. 1/8 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper 8. 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese, plus more for serving Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 696 kcal * Carbohydrates: 69 g * Dietary Fiber: 5 g * Fat: 39 g * Protein: 20 g * Sugars: 7 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Snap the tough ends off the asparagus and discard them. Cut the asparagus spears into 1-inch pieces. In a large pot of boiling, salted water, cook the fettuccine until almost done, about 8 minutes. Add the asparagus; cook until it and the pasta are just done, about 4 minutes longer. 2. Drain the pasta and asparagus. Toss with the butter, cream, nutmeg, sal
Why Are We Censoring Non-vulgar Words?
I had to rename a photo album because it had the word "cock" in it. A cock is a rooster, preacher boy. And a bitch is a female dog. Check your dictionary and educate yourself before you censor something. One more thing, that pic I have of the fake drug "Fukitol"...not everyone pronounces that as a vulgar word. The phonetics in some other countries (and this site is worldwide) is different. Is America getting so uptight that we'll eventually stone a guy for saying "jew" or "mexican" too loud? And let's have a hand for the lawyers who made this BS possible. Unfortunately the hand I'd give them only has one finger up. Guess which one.
They Don't Just Think Cheese In Wisconsin After All....
MADISON, Wis. - Things are heating up in Wisconsin. ADVERTISEMENT After the second snowiest December on record in the state capital — and with temperatures hovering around 20 degrees Tuesday — the Legislature abolished a statewide ban on heated sidewalks, stairs, entrances and pedestrian walkways. The bill, which cleared the state Assembly in October and was approved unanimously Tuesday by the state Senate, overturns a law passed in 1980s in response to the energy crisis of the 1970s. Wisconsin is the only state that had such a prohibition in the books. Supporters of overturning the ban argue that with better technology, and the prospect of using less salt and saving money on snow removal, the ban had outlived its usefulness. Phyllis Christensen, director of the Marathon City library, said library officials hoped the bill would pass so they could build an outdoor stairway between a new parking lot and the library's entrance, which is about 17 feet up on a hill. "Try
What A Mess!!!
I have been with my b/f (Stuart) now for 4 yrs and in the 4 yrs he has driven a truck OTR. At first I used to bitch, moan, and groan that he wasn't home on holidays, or that we couldn't plan anything. This past year has been a little better in the fact he is out for 5 to 6 days and not for 2 to 3 weeks. His home time is 36 hours normally unless something comes up that he has to be here. Now most of you that know me already know that my life doesn't really suck , I'm not necessarily mistreated and I can even step up and say there are worse women off than myself. so this is my bitch, He is obsessed with money to the point I'm not on the checking account because he thinks I will spend every last dime he earns. Which i laugh at this because I am the type to spend maybe 10 dollars on a pair of sunglasses and he will spend 50 dollars on his loose them and replace them with the same brand. The money issue has repeatedly came up due to my Dr's bills lately and he hasn't come right out and
Play Time - My B-day!!
Darkness surrounds and penetrates. Thoughts on fire, the soul vibrates. With cascading scarlet images, the demon wakes. The night, so still, chilled, the light no longer spilled onto the streets and alleys traversed as predator for prey. Stifled desire grows, now knows no bounds, found caged no more and free to slay. The rage, the hunger, no longer hidden, out from under as twinkle and color traces the way to sating play. Quiet, brisk, not a sound, stealthy, hunting, ravenous bloodlust will strike down. Behind so quiet, coiled tight to strike, approaching prey oblivious to impending oblivions sway. A smile grows, a heart soars, the rush uproarious and here to stay. Attack attack, bones crack, crimson splats as screaming fades quickly away. The body spent, the chalice of such wanton destruction in sultry sanguine pools lay, broken and bloody, a simple small price to pay. Hunger abated, soul sated, heart fated, rejoicing in death to yet again play another day. T
Hows Beckham Playing?
Rite i live in the uk and dont often get to see alot of football(soccer) from over in the usa get the odd NFL AND NHL but thats another story. Can anyone tell me how he is playing just wondering weather he made the rite move live a comment and will reply for more info cheers Gaz x
No Title
"Hey mom!" He yelled from the attic door, "What's these old heavy boots and hard hat for?" With a lump in her throat and a tear stained cheek His mother swallowed and started to speak. "Come here my son," his mother said, "There's things to tell when I clear my head." The past races madly through her mind. She searched her heart for the words to find. At last she sighed and rubbed his hair And the words that followed I'd like to share. "Those boots & hat," She said with pride, "Were worn by a man with grit inside. He wore them to help people in need. Though facing danger would never concede. Many a time in the dead of night He jumped in those boots and flashed out of sight To answer a call, not knowing for sure What danger or heartache he may have to endure. Your father, my son, was not like most dads, It was mainly because of the job he had. His life was devoted to all of mankind, Just why he chose it's not clear in my min
Im Out Of Comments Help Me
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She Calls To Me
She calls to me across the miles Night winds carry her whispers They float on the breeze and through my windows Falling gently upon my ears - Hush - I hear her now. She calls to me from the heavens Glittering stars cannot compare to the sparkle of her eyes When she looks at me, I am consumed by the fire I see her now. She calls to me through my dreams Dancing together in the shadows of my sleep Where we laugh and love once again I am in her arms I feel her now. She calls to me Every moment of every day Distance couldn't keep us apart When destiny drew us together I'll hold her for eternity As long as she keeps calling to me.
Sharing Life
life is short people think they will never die They hope that they will be rich as if money will get them by They hope that they can get more then the norm to provide All people are guilty of putting most of there wants first and there needs aside If only people would put there gluttaney away and help a stranger every day And only if the stranger would take the help and pass it on That is how life should be full of love and selfish free
Nudity?
Ok, is nudity yay or nay on this site? I haven't uploaded any pics yet and I don't want to get kicked off before I can have any fun. SomeBody let me know. Kisses
Existence In A Galaxy Of Nothing
Lost, everything seems grey The colors in a world of nothing A galaxy withough anything Im nothing more then space Thats been taken up by unimportance Who am I but one face Whos life sadly goes unseen Seeking answeres to the questions That plauge the innards of my mind Nothing can ever be obtained Untill a time comes when true loves obtained Without you, this is all that exists Theres no hate, theres no love Theres only this dark void A world without any color or light Without you its impossible to feel To feel happy and full of joy Silence is all my ears hear now As sunny days seem cloudy Like a neverending grey The rain sings of the times When joy and laughter reigned Inside I feel empty Like Im numb with emptiness Your all there has ever been in my eyes You and your infinite beauty Without you I feel blinded Like Ill never again be able to see All the songs of the joy and laughter Because inside Im numb with emptiness And t
What Insanity We; Live, Breathe And Walk Within Our Lives?
Quotes from Coco Chanel: "Scheherazade is easy. A little black dress is difficult." Line from Steel Magnolias: "What distinguishes us from the animals is our ability to accessorize." Actually I would disagree with that....animals are always at the best no matter what they look like. So not always accessorizing is best....because humans and animals are not the same, for someone to compare dressing to animals is going complete insane because the two will never be the same. Wisdom from Mark Twain: "Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to." Actually....Mark Twain should had said..."If man was wise as the hooting owl upon nightfall, he would never be lost to why he is always wandering lost within life, while talking from the ass that make no sense to anyone and he is failing too see no one is the same or different, life was created to be union of whole not many." At time I wonder why I was born into a world that speaks of change and hope, but fails to do wha
(it Now Has A Title!!) Timeless Memories
I wonder, do I ever cross your mind Do you ever wish you can turn back time Back to when we would laugh and smile Picking up the phone, each others number we would dial I am blessed to still call you friend And I hope that will never end We were as close as two peas in a pod In the end it was my heart that you robbed Do I continue to sit around and wait Because deep in my soul I know its fate Or do I give up and let these feelings go I need you to tell me because alone I don't know We once made a pact with each other That we wouldn't give up on the other But you have moved on and I feel perhaps I should too You'll always be apart of me, just like my rose tattoo Copyright ©2008 Donna H.
The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
Never Will I Miss
every now and then life gets a little too real begin and end not so far apart every now and then every now and then we find a road to home fighting to understand what i run from every now and then lady did i miss the time somehow did i not understand a little bit more today lady will you dance tonight time and distance i'll put away just for a night we both understand i don't want to miss this time the world can see me cry tonight they'll also see me rise tonight a path to another time tonight never could i miss tonight every now and then silence i hope you see i'll stand beside your quiet dreams never will i miss a night lady did i miss the time somehow did i not understand a little bit more today lady will you dance tonight time and distance i'll put away just for a night we both understand i don't want to miss this time never will i miss a night
Mlk Day
I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant. Martin Luther King Jr.
Am I Asking To Much ?
I am not the sappy, sentimental type, nor am I looking to get married. Having said that, I ask you Is it to much to ask for a man that knows the little things about you as well as the major things ? Here are some examples of what I mean. 1.He should know what my favorite perfume is,and every now and then he leans in close to breath me in when he thinks I'm not looking. 2.He shouldn't just assume my favorite flowers are roses, ask me I'll tell you. 3.He should send me flowers just to let me know he's thinking of me & not just when he fucks up. 4.I should be his best friend and he should be mine. I truly mean BEST FRIENDS. If not then we would have nothing. 5.He should know that I'm nothing like every girl he's ever known,and that should be one of the main reasons he loves me ! Well that's just a start, and I'm sure that from time to time I will add more examples to the list. If anyone has one they would like to add let me and I'll put it on the list ! Thanks
-for You-
she said, My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected. i said, your soul is like the shelter that keeps my desires protected. She said, thoughts are broken dreams, shattered for ever. i said, if i hold you close, it may bring them together. she said, pain is like a ditch. it keeps us apart. then i said, my warmth is like a bridge, bringing light to your dark. she said, wounds run deep in this land of dreams. like ageless rivers, with broken seems. i said, i run deep, as well as my dreams. these things would make you forget pain and riverless seems. she said to me, for all your desires, and all your dreams, my river explodes through worldly seems, but what if i dream upon broken wings? then the star of my lust will mend your torn dreams, your echoed desires, and worldly seems. all for the love of my Goddess and Queen. -owned-
A True Boyfriend
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and don't let go ] When she starts cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and don't say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lays her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she likes you [ s
Valentine Application....apply Within
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My...? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_______________ kis
Twisting And Turning
Mixing and matching, Twisting and turning, Hoping and praying, Dreaming and considering, Never knowing yet always knowing, Wanting to, yet not wanting to, Mixing my heart, Matching my soul to yours, Twisting fate with the flick of the wrist, Turning my life over, Hoping that it would end, Praying that it never would stop, Thinking it was over, Wishing that it wasn't, Dreaming of its coming, Considering letting it steal within Never knowing if it's true, Always knowing that it's there. Wanting to live in the light, Not wanting the light to come, The love of another The dreams of someone close, Remembering what you used to feel, Can it come back if you pray so?
Stompernet
How is Stompernet Going? StomperNet is back with Going Natural 2.0. As StomperNet has grown, so has its organization, staff, content and focus. StomperNet is now filled with many top, online master marketers. There’s social networking sites like LinkedIn, bookmarking sites like Digg and Delicious and collaborative resource sites like Wikipedia. Plus every day a new Web 2.0 site is born offering yet another way to connect with people and drive traffic back to your site. The “problem” with social marketing is how different it is to traditional marketing. You can’t even smell like you are trying to sell something or just using the site to build links or traffic back to your site, because as soon as you do - BOOM - you are banned. To make social marketing work you have to…well…be social. Yeah, not surprising, but very true. SMARTS Stompernet, stompernet, smarts, stompernet smarts, smarts review, don crowther, Stompernet SMARTS Coaching Program, How is Stompernet Going, Wha
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Written By A Guy. Everyone Should Read It
***Guy's point of view*** written by a guy! You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls don't realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice. From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you. The s
Just A Little Bit Plz
WOHOOO IM GOING FOR A HAPPY HOUR.. BOMB THIS CHICK GUYS.. YA BABY I ONLY NEED 50,000K AND IM SITTING IN HAPPY HOUR LAND..
Just Written On Jan. 13, 2007
Just leave, Just forget about me. Just go on living, Just go on believing That you did nothing wrong, And I'll keep on believing I don't belong. Just stop all hope, Soon I'll learn to cope. Just stop loving me, Just keep on knowing we'll never be. Just move on, Just stay gone.. Just let me be, And we will see, Just what you will mean to me.
What My Name Means
What Fred Means You are loving, compassionate, and ruled by your feelings. You are able to be a foundation for other people... but you still know how to have fun. Sometimes your emotions weigh you down, but you generally feel free from them. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a domi
Darkness Bully
Come join me and some of my darkest friends right here in Erotic Desires... We’ve got the BEST DJ’s AROUND!! Hope to see you there! If not you’re missing out! Just click the PIC below …and consider yourself there!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!! Auction Time!!
Come bid on me in Hellcat's Auction!! Just click on the link and its all self explanatory! $20k starting bid! Auction ends Feb. 2nd! And while your there, Add/fan/rate the Auctioneer!! HELLCAT=^^=OWNER OF UGLY_GUY32@ fubar
Go Show "sexy Blue Eyes" Lots Of Fu-lovin :)
Please stop by and show this very sweet, handsome man some love, please make sure to rate & fan him too! Thanks so much xoxoxox Just click on the pic below Brought to you by the one and only ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ ~*DSC*~@ fubar
It's A Conspiracy...i Tell Ya !
It's a Conspiracy...I Tell ya ! THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY! We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away.. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader? I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection.
Go Show Some Love
Help him out even if its just a few comments, it's help. The contest will start Saturday, Jan. 26th @ 8:00pm (eastern) Here are the rules... They are simple! No cheating please! That means no using scripting programs! No rude comments to other contestants or their bombers! First to 10,000 comments wins choice of 1 month VIP or 7 day Blast. Second to 10,000 comments wins 3 day Blast. Third to 10,000 comments wins Big Pimpin' gift of my choice. Rates will be counted until the 3rd person gets to 10,000 comments. At the end, the person with the most rates gets 50,000 fubucks! If the third person doesn't make it to 10,000 comments within 2 days of the other contestants, the contest will end @ 8pm (eastern) on the second day. this is the link to the pic I am not asking everyone 2, BOMB this. I would hope that all that read it would at least leave 5 comments. Is that a lot to ask? ANymore than that is gr8!!!!!!
Smart Ass Hillbillies
Joking as always beautiful and i were on a roll yesterday Do people really think that WVn's are so ignorant? **talking about the majority of the population** Yes we wear shoes, yes most of us can read and write, yes most of us have teeth, im sure some are from WalMart! yeeehhawwww.. Bi Rebel G...: i added words!! woohoo its a big step forme i wanted you to share in it!!! lol Beautiful...: lol OMG when did you learn to write.. think i learned to read last week...LMAO being from WV and all...it was a major lifestyle change for me... Bi Rebel G...: ohh shit world watch out!!! and we gots shoes even!!!yeeehaaaaaw Beautiful...: Shoes hell.... WE GOTS ALL OUR TEETH WE CAN BITE NOW!!!!!!! LOL
Time To Myself
Just in case you didnt see the bulletin i posted here or on myspace i will post it again here Well as alot of you know things here in PA are not the greatest for me right now and I think I just want some time to myself so i may or may not respond to phone calls or messages via fubar, myspace, yahoo, or msn im sorry but i just need time to myself to think things through I dont want anyone to worry about me I just need this time to sitback and figure my life out and when i am ready to talk i will contact you ok thank you very much for being so understanding. I will offer an explanation into everything later I just need this.......................... I love you Chandra that will never change baby girl. Thank you Brad AKA ShadowSoul
The Clock Is Running
"Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. Every evening whatever part of the balance you fail to use during the day is deleted. What would you do? Draw out every cent and use it well, of course!!! Each of us has such a bank - Its name is TIME. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Invest the day's deposits well, or the loss is yours. How could you bring the most contentment, happiness and benefit to yourself and others? The clock is running.
Thank You
I just want to thank all my friends,for not forgetting my birthday.Friends come and go,but you can really see the ones that stick around.Again thank you for for all the gifts and comments....DAMMM YOU GUYS RAWKKKKKKKKKKK!!!*hugsssssssss to the ladies and ^5555 to the men.
Pls If You Have A Heart Read This And Repost
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Music
Just seen where New Kids on The block.. might be getting back together. How many remember them? How many of you liked there music. I did. Although now, they are not kids.. I wonder how they sound.
Wonderful Fema
I swear this current Administration and the lackeys they put in position of authority is just insane on the real. I'll set the story for those who don't remember. The Bush Aministration put someone in charge of an important organization like FEMA who had experience in managing horses or some shit like that as well as other bogus credentials. FEMA's brilliant idea first was to put hurricane survivors on cruise ships. Ok you've lost family members n friends as well as your homes and property to flooding. Why in their right mind would FEMA rent cruise ships for millions. The luxury cruise lines made millions and didn't have to do anything for it. Free money. Its idiotic. Then I just see on the news that the trailers that FEMA set up for hurricane survivors have been making people sick. Formaldehyde in the trailers is causing people to get sick researchers just found out. They also said that FEMA knew this would happen and was happening, but covered up the results. FEMA of cour
Beyond Belief: Fact Or Fiction
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction is an anthology TV series which produced by FOX on every Wednesday at 8:00 PM in all part of United States. The show had premiered on May 1, 1997 until September 1, 2002 but it was re-runs on Sci-fi Channel until August 22, 2005.
Wrestling Into My Life
I would introduce myself. My name is Matt C. from the town of Fitchburg in MASS. i am Hearing impaired, working for the wrestling shows like WWE do. It is small business show. I do wrestle sometime but also the Ref too... I have great time to wrestle with someone it not gay but show what i have skills to doing that. no matter where your skill will be related to like cookin, office and other like that. that can be helpful to get good job by college but my job is different because wrestling has training school somewhere in New England. I do trained in RI for a while because it is helpful to make my skill of moves in the ring even better. Even, I met some of Former WWF/WWE/WCW stars when they came to the any show. I had enjoy to work with them as learned what their experienced in the Television in 70's to present. mostly of u may know 80's WWF stars like Beefcake The Barber, Jimmy Snuka, and much more. I may know of u ask where that i met them. it at any where u near by or t
Anyone???
I was wondering if someone would be so kind and renew my vip status i would be oh so greatfull.
Kissing Booth
hey all i put on a kissing booth on my page stop by and check it out
Felling At The Moment
BREED I don't care if I'm old I don't mind if I don't have a mind Get away get away from your home I'm afraid I'm afraid of a ghost Even if you have Even if you need I don't mean to stare We don't have to breed We can plant a house We can build a tree I don't even care We could have all three She said
Time To Ride
it race time
What Kinda Of Tarot Care R U?
You are The Star Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.
Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Superbowl Talk, Donna D'errico On Ron Paul, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Old School Opie And Anthony, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony Shooting his computer!!) Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED! Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS! Well, the NY Giants are Super Bowl champs, and the O&A Radio POgram will be revisiting some classic moments from last night's game, as well as some of those nifty commercials that we all love...or hate... from the superbowl. We'll also be talking to Donna D'Errico, who is supporting Presidential Candidate Ron Paul...and oh yeah, she was PLAYBOY's Miss September 1995 NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: We have a bevy of new bosoms on RateMyWoW, from all kinds of ladies, in all shapes and sizes (Ladies, get YOUR photos in today - remember - NO WOW in Photo = not getting on site): RateMyWOW: Perky and Pretty R
To Be Leveled
she only needs 13000 to level up ♦DBrown1004♦@ fubar
The Tyra Banks Show
Hello all... Just wanted to give you guys a heads up and tell you that Monique Dupree is going to be on the Tyra Banks show!!!! We will let you know when it airs...
Moon Dance
Moon Dance Dearest Lady of the moon Dancing on beams of light Cutting through the darkness Of blackened stilled night. The stars all sparkle and keep the time As your feet dance on the velvet sky. Dance to me dear mother. Come to me once again As time and energy begin to bend. Spin your silvery strands toward me Great mother veil me in love Spin your silvery strands toward me Your gifts pour from above. I immerse inside your mystery I envelope my eyes to see Your radiant light A gift sure of your love. I call out to thee For your protection from the cold winds that blow and beckon their way to this heart of mine. Spin your silvery strands toward me Great Mother veil me in love Spin your silvery strands toward me Your gifts pour from above. Now I can feel and see The things that were mysteries That lay inside the silvery beams from above You're shining down on me You are a part of me Arianhods' your name and forever it will be the sa
My 10 Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. HEEHEEHEEHEE My 10 things 1. I've been called 'Lady with the DEVILISH EYES', *whatever that means*!! I don't have devilish eyes:D 2. I'm a down-to-earth person/low key person. 3. Have an odd sense of humor, sometimes DRY!!. 4. Scared to death of bugs, especially caterpillars, want to see a grown woman strip in the middle of the street, let a caterpillar get on me. 5. Ever heard of someone with 'skunk gray patch'? I have it in the front of my head. 6. I'm not a good drinker, once my hubby & I went to a birthday party and ordered 'Miami Ice Tea', *pretty tasty*, if I may say so!!! But little did I know h
Babies Have Rights 2
Babies have rights too Body: In September 1993, Brenda Pratt Shafer, a registered nurse with thirteen years of experience, was assigned by her nursing agency to an abortion clinic. Since Nurse Shafer considered herself "very pro-choice," she didn't think this assignment would be a problem. She was wrong. This is what Nurse Shafer saw: "I stood at the doctor's side and watched him perform a partial-birth abortion on a woman who was six months pregnant. The baby's heartbeat was clearly visible on the ultrasound screen. The doctor delivered the baby's body and arms, everything but his little head. The baby's body was moving. His little fingers were clasping together. He was kicking his feet. The doctor took a pair of scissors and inserted them into the back of the baby's head, and the baby's arms jerked out in a flinch, a startle reaction, like a baby does when he thinks that he might fall. Then the doctor opened the scissors up. Then he stuck the high-powered suction tube into
States
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Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: New O&a Photos, Horrific Video, O&a Podcasts, Intern Adam Needs A Gal, Tons Of New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony Shooting his computer!) Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED! Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS! Our new intern Adam has never kissed a girl and loves The MILFhunter site!... We're looking for a girl who will make out with him. EMAIL SAM WITH YOUR INFO and let us know if you're game. Stay tuned for more audio from our favorite-est movie of all time - TWISTER, and you MUST see this film if you haven't already. We'll also be marveling at Jose Mestre - The Man With No Face, as well as Stevie Wonder Taking a Spill at the Los Angeles Obama Rally. Remember, if you want to see any of this in-studio goodness, turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything lik
A Dark Place
Come and play a game with me. Come step into my world. A place where pain and sorrow are my only constant companion. A world where nothing is as it seems and everything falls apart. In my world it is dark and cold, and no one can lend a hand. In my own personal hell you are given many gifts, only to have them taken away. Like a child being punished for a mis deed they take away what you hold most dear. Happiness and love are stolen away and made to disappear. Peace of mind and comfort are hidden from my view. I hear the voices trying to soothe the savage beast that I have become. Their words fall on deaf and defiant ears. I hear only the beating of my own heart. A beating which slows by the hour. As time ticks by so do the seconds on my fragile sanity. Alone in my torment, alone with my pain, alone wallowing in my confusion. Could anything hurt more, than what has been taken from me? Take my arms, take my legs, these are things modern medicine can replace. When love is
A Mile In My Boots
Every day a struggle, every moment I feel pain. The cold and snow taunts me, and I ache when it rains! I remember my youth, when I could do it all. Nothing use to phase me, nothing made me fall. While my body was strong, my spirit was weak. I was pushed around and picked on because I was timid and meek. As time went on life changed me, I grew a thicker skin. I could'nt let them hurt me, I would'nt let them win! I changed how people saw me, and how i saw myself. I became the man I am now, and put the old one on a shelf. Tattoos and rings, forever mark my flesh. They make others see the real me, and help my life to mesh. Memories of what I've done and where my life has been. Reminders of what not to do, and where to never go again! Each one part of my history, telling stories from my past. Opening up others eyes, to the man they once labeled as an outcast. My apperance has been altered, the look outside has changed. The inner me is still here, feeling lonely and deranged
Cant Believe I Hurt Her
I WAS INVOLVED WITH AGREAT WOMAN AND I KNOW SHE WOULD HAVE HELPED ME OUT OF ANY THING I GOT MYSELF INTO BUT NOW I HURT HER....SO NOW THAT I HAVE HURT HER AND A FEW OTHERS I AM A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT...HOW DO I TELL HER THAT I AM SORRY AND WANT THINGS BACKT THE WAY THEY WERE I REALLY DO LOVE HER I MEAN SHE HAS A ACOUNT ON HERESO SHOULD I TELL HER HERE OR NO I WANT TO BUT I CANT I DNOT KNOW IF SHE WILL FORGIVE ME BUT INCASE SHE READS THIS I LOVE YOU AND IM SORRY HELPER
Tag....you're It!!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I LOVE SCARY MOVIES 2.I MISS MY BROTHER 3.I STARTED DRIVING AT 12 YEARS OLD 4.I SECRETLY WANT ANOTHER CHILD 5.I LOVE POTATOES 6.I AM A 2PAC FANATIC 7.I LOVE MY DAUGHTER MORE THAN MYSELF 8.MY FAVORITE COLORS ARE LIME GREEN AND PURPLE 9.I LOVE SPICY FOOD AND SPICY MEN 10.SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY ALONE I AM GOING TO TAG: DA TWISTED CHILD PHYRE PHLI ANNA FU-BOMBER MISS STRINGER SUAVE DA GREAT 1
Dont Know What To Think....
Im in a situation... Its one thats hard to explain.. Well I'll try.. Do u think u can read a childs reaction even before they are old enough to speak? & Would those reactions cause u to think somethings going on? Or that nothing is going on? There have been instances where I've read my childs body language to understand what they were trying to say, whether it be that they didnt wanna go to a specific person, for reasons unknown.. Or woke up screaming in the middle of the night from a nightmare.. I guess its mothers instinct or just an intuition in my gut that gives me a funny feeling or even nightmares for that matter.. Sometimes I check them making sure theres no bruises I didnt notice from before & question "Could that really happen?" "Would they actually do that?" "What should I do?" Its suspicion that I think my gut feeling kicks in.. But Im stuck.. I dont know what I should do..
A Passion To Destroy
It's all over but the killing Of a milliion tiny demons White-hot passion burns up your distraction Melts your world away to look like mine But now mine is ours For my world was caught in the gravity-well of your bright star Cosmic collisions and merging of atoms to create something new, this new place of sharing Heating, explosions and cooling and gone But now we have the blue-prints to create another one Everything created will be destroyed Eager to self-destuct Eager to fuck
First And Foremost
First off let me send you the best and warmest of Greetings if you are reading this and I hope you enjoy the stuff that gets posted here. Next I want to say I write a little bit and that they may not be suitable for work but I hope you enjoy them. They are very rough drafts and should be taken that way and I would love to hear what you think but remember I am not a professional. Lastly I am going to post here my general thoughts on a somewhat regular basis I hope. Its hard for me to stay motivated about this kind of thing as it normally creates problems as I am outspoken and think my own way. Well thank you for reading. Jaroth
Inhibited Lovemaking, High-tech Adultery And Use It Or Lose It?
Inhibited Lovemaking, High-Tech Adultery and Use It or Lose It? by Louis and Melissa McBurney Inhibited LovemakingMy wife and I have been married three months, and she hasn't yet had an orgasm. She has certain fears of sex, and a lot of inhibitions. There are distinct boundaries that never get crossed. I don't blame her, but she blames herself. What can we do to help things get better? Louis: Early adjustment problems are not at all unusual. Most couples have questions related to their physical intimacy. Many of the Christian books on sexuality, such as The Gift of Sex (Word) and Intended for Pleasure(Revell), can be helpful in overcoming inhibitions. Since sexual development is such a private experience, there can be many reasons for the difficulty. It might be helpful to see a qualified counselor to help your wife work through feelings that block her orgasmic response. These can be related to early restrictive teaching that presented sex as dirty. Many women were never given the mess
Parting With Love
Parting With Love Hiding within your heart I find myself Hidden within your memories I live Thoughts of lost love still burning The fire growing slowly into infatuation The taste of my lips slowly fills your mouth Feeling my arms wrapped around you, You close your eyes… Remembering how things were supposed to be, A tear escapes your eye, With a smile on your face and love in your heart You let go of my hand, As we slowly part… Even from the start I loved you! No matter what we went through, I loved you! Remember this always, Today and throughout time I was always yours and… You will forever be mine~ By: John Cornell
The Activist Was Traveling Were Not Enough, The Border-guard In Question Added Insult To Injury By Stating:
Harassed at border for 9/11 truth flyer Body: JC911Truth founder, director and organizer, Glenn Zarmanov was recently harassed on the American-Canadian border for his possession of fliers that prompt the reader to demand a new investigation and DVDs with similar content. While traveling on a visit to ....Montreal.., ..Quebec...., Zarmanov encountered hostility when a border-patrol agent remarked that the fliers and discs could be considered "objectionable material" and might be confiscated. Zarmanov was allowed into the country with his property, but was warned not to bring such material on subsequent visits. Zarmanov was questioned rigorously on his intentions for smuggling paper and plastic into ....Canada..... As if a thorough search of the vehicle in which the activist was traveling were not enough, the border-guard in question added insult to injury by stating: "That sh*t [9/11 Truth] don't fly in Canada" and "You are not welcome here. Americans are second-rate trav
Reenliting
just finished fillin out paperwork to reenlist and its givin me the option to appear in front of a board or have them base it soley on paperwork and cant fully decide if i should go in person or let them base it on paperwork only. what should i do?
For The Lovers
I Got Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) My middle name is Jordan...after Michael Jordan. 2.) I was born during the half-time of the NCAA men's bball championship game in 1986. 3.) I'm pro-choice and I will be until the day I die. 4.) I'm a Tarheels fan...till death!! 5.) I was raised in the Baptist church. I no longer affiliate with the Baptist church. 6.) I'm prejudice at times. I'm not proud of it but I'm not afraid to admit I have a problem. 7.) Nothing irritates me more than people who don't spell check their emails or documents of any kind. 8.) I really wish I wasn't an only child. 9.) I'm allergic to dairy products. Not lactose in
Just A Quick Note
Ok, here is a quick update. For those of you who don't know. I am going to school to get my funeral directors license, then I will follow that with my embalmers license. I work 2 jobs also, part time at the funeral home, and a customer service job. Basically I take orders from home for infomercials. The funeral home I work at is very small. Just the Funeral director/embalmer and me. Often it is very slow for weeks at an end. So normally I have plenty of time for my other job, school and being on Fubar. Well things are starting to get busy. increased work load at school. Paperwork to get my license. and of course it is tax time. and I am 1099 on all my jobs so a lot of tax paperwork to do there. Well guess what, It has gotten busy at the funeral home. Since it looks like I have a break today at the funeral home. I am blowing off my other job today. and going to focus on my homework and try to get ahead of the schedule again. So while you see me logged in here. I most likely wo
Valentine's Day $1,000,000 Challenge Contest Rules
$1,000,000 Fu-Bucks Valentine's Day 24 Hour Challenge now open! Contest will start on Feb. 14th at 12pm Est and end at 12 pm Est on Feb. 15th. Rules will be: * No bombing programs or script programs of any kind. If caught using one you will be blocked. * No drama of any kind. No downrating other contestants. *Self bombing is a must. Bring all your friends and family to help you. *Comment points are 1 point each and rates count as 5 points each. * All entries must be submitted by 10 am EST on Feb. 14th. Send your picture link to the host listed below. These are the contestants... ~Tamster92574~ ~JC~ ~MysticalDreams~ Good Luck to all the contestants!!
Another Valentine's Day....
Several thoughts from Valentine's Day, 2008: -Once again, lives are taken in an educational setting. Parents are mourning the loss of children, students experiencing the untimely passing of friends. Neither of these should be felt. A parent is meant to die first...never should a child pass through life before their parents. The children have yet to experience the joys that this one life can offer. -MSN set up a page online for students and families to connect. Cell phone circuits were so busy, there needed to be a way people could find out if their family members were safe. Yet, at 8pm last night, the site was loaded with people arguing gun law and laying blame on each other. Posts were being deleted, because I can only guess, for insensitivity. One woman from WI, was trying to sort through all the crap. She was losing it, as evidenced by the tension escalation in her postings. She still hadn't heard from a family member....5 hours post shootings. I can't imagine the
Spin Me
imikimi - Customize Your World
Philosophy
Discussions of philisophical observations and opinions on basic human life and interactions on a global, cultural and personal level are for the most part meaningless. Atleast from my perspective. The great majority of human endeavor in this world is to find pleasure and avoid pain. Throughtout recorded history and beyond, humans have been harnessed to the plow by more intelligent, ambitious and manipulative individuals using that very principle most successfully employed as religion. With religion you don't even have to count on the motivation of actual pleasure or pain in this life but can convince the majority that the rewards and punishments come in the "afterlife". What genius that was. Humans can be made to withstand nearly any hardship so long as you convince them that as long as they do what they're told, (the right thing), as the good whichever book says, they will be wonderfully blessed...after they're dead. Brilliant!
You
I see those laughing eyes, that knowing smile. That knows where you've been and no one else. You sat here, you touched this. Associations.
-=soulmates=-
I ran across this and wanted to share...it's pretty deep....so enjoy! ~N~ For those who have loved, and lost, have never truly loved, or who have experienced this first hand..........whether your soulmate was a friend or unforgettably a whole lot more....... SOULMATES --- When we are born it begins a journey. Along the way on this long, winding path we eventually end up seeking many things of which one is love. In the beginning, it's from our parents, then our family, community and so on. Eventually, assuming all goes right, we begin to find that we have a void within us which other forms of love can't seem to fill. We've all known loneliness, a dark emptiness within our soul which seems to stretch for an eternity. We feel like we're a part of nothing, just drifting aimlessly upon the sea of humanity with no destination, nor land in sight. At times despair is like our wet clothing as we shiver cold and alone in the darkness. To distract ourselves we dream of "Th
Getting Started
LETS HAVE AN AUCTION!! This is gonna be easy. Send me a link to your pic you wanna use and your list of what is up for grabs. There is NO entry fee, however if you wish to donate to the auction that is up to you! THE RULES No Drama Must have a Salute or be a VIP to enter You can reject a bid but you have to come to me personally with a Legit Complaint! It is up to each person if a Salute is required to bid Starting bid is 60,000 fubucks You may stop your auction at anytime! You may choose if you want your auction to be Fubucks only or a normal auction Normal auctions Cash bids triumph over Fubucks AUCTION WILL START AS SOON AS I HAVE 15 ENTRIES OR ON MARCH 1st! Click below to enter the Auction!!!! RavinJuggalo@ fubar> Examples of things to put up for grabs *Add to family for the month *A personal salute photo to the winning bidder *Pimpout on my profile for a month *Rate pics rated during Happy Hour *Permanent pimpout in my blog *Rate all Stash ite
Were You Ever Mine???
i have sat these nights and thought of every word... my heart still stings, simply because i let myself care... my head kept saying RUN!!! but everytime i closed my eyes, u were always there... ilet u in 1 to many times... and even though i seen thru ur little lies, i still craved your touch ,your kiss, your stare... my heart cries now yet as the night moves on, and visions of you my love still dance around the air... a brazen face is what i wear...and waer it all to well, for that little switch inside my head is readily there... but as night comes, ilong for u, i cant help myself but care... where u ever really mine??? i wonder i ponder i care why did i dream the dream of you, so many years ago??? and y did i let myself chase that dream, and dare enough to care???
Attention Parents & Friends!!!!
This is a new drug known as 'strawberry quick'.? There is a very scary thing going on in the schools right now that we all need to be aware of. There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks (the candy that sizzles and 'pops' in your mouth). It also smells like strawberry and it is being handed out to kids in school yards. They are calling it strawberry meth or strawberry quick. Kids are ingesting this thinking that it is candy and being rushed off to the hospital in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange. Please instruct your children not to accept candy from strangers and even not to accept candy that looks like this from a friend (who may have been given it and believe it is candy) and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc. immediately. Pass this email on to as many people as you can (even if they don't have kids) so that we can raise awareness and hop
Military Poem
HAD TO ADD THIS POEM A FRIEND SENT ME! THIS GOES OUT TO ALL MILITARY MEN AND WOMEN! MAY GOD WATCH OVER YOU AND KEEP YOU SAFE UNTIL YOUR RETURN TO WHEREVER HOME IS! The True Meaning of a Military Man/Woman Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. a soldier is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician and the subtlety of Mt. Saint Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everywhere; In love, in battle, in lust, in trouble, in debt, in bars... and sometimes behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter, clean clothes or a pack of smokes. A Soldier i
Motherwolf1840's Open Heart Surgery Update
She'sout of Surgery, everthing went well. She's resting and very tired.. wanting to go home soon. Thank you all for your prayers and keeping her in your thoughts. Love you all Dogsoldier1840.
Part Of The Process
Feeling Stuck When we feel stuck in our lives it’s important to take stock of what is going on and find out if there is something we are doing or not doing that is keeping us stuck. Sometimes the situation is out of our control, and we need to look within to find the patience required to wait with equanimity until things move forward again. Many times, though, we can find the source of our stagnation in our own hearts and minds. Sometimes we are clinging to old ideas about reality and we need to make adjustments that will bring us back in tune with life, so we can flow again. Sometimes we find that fear of change is what’s keeping us stuck, and we can resolve to find ways of facing that fear. If introspection does not provide the answers we need, it can sometimes be helpful to ask those around you if they notice anything obvious that you might not be able to see. Remember to ask someone whom you can trust to be kind and sensitive as well as honest. Try to let go of your resist
Words Of A Lost Art
Seduction Let me lay you down Touch you, caress you, rub you all over with hot oil Let me kiss you softly all over your body Be my toy let me be the child to play with you day and night Let me find your spot While I’m searching allow me to make you wet and hot My desire is to please you on a level that hasn’t been discovered Soft music in the background as my plot is soon to be uncovered I feel you trembling and sighing begging for more As I undress you slowly there is much more to come And a night of ecstasy is in store I can see you panting slowly with breaths so deep As I move from your head slowly down to the souls of your feet Kissing your toes tasting all of them one by one Licking your legs baby don’t beg because I’m no where near close to being done Moving up toward your inner thigh You grasp the back of my head with such passion you want to cry Touching you so tender as a tear falls from your eye Teasing just a little just to get you in the right
How Is This For Perspective?
I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay Leno !! Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence, 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability
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Omg, How Rude!
So just let me tell you what just happened. I’m in the bathroom at work, ya know, for obvious reasons, and I go to wash my hands. Now, before I wash my hands I always roll out some paper towels so I don’t have to touch the thingy when my hands are all clean and have to wash my hands again *since some women are gross and either don’t wash or only rinse* ewwww!! So, I turn the water on, naturally, and get all soapy and wash, and this other chick comes out of the stall, RINSES her hands, and walks across the bathroom, next to my sink, and pulls down my towel!! I was like wtf, she didn’t even apologize when I glared at her, pulled down more paper towels and washed my hands again. She’s lucky I took midol this morning or I may have jumped her, haha. I mean, how rude, and to only rinse, how nasty!
Me Sick
I have pneumonia, bronchitis and the bronchitis is causing spasms in my lungs and bronchiole tubes. It caused so much pain and I was so out of breathe I thought I was having a heart attack. The found the pneumonia pretty quickly but couldn't figure out my pain until the spasms started while I was there in front of them. I have had anything like this before and I have to admit is scared the shit out of me. You want to feel mortal cut off your supply of air. You all of a sudden realize how fragile you are, how easily your life could be taken. By Saturday night I was wishing for death. My temp was 104 and I was in so much pain from the spasms and couldn't catch my breath from just getting up and going to bathroom. My kids wanted to call 911. You know me I am up for some firefighters or ambulance guys any day of the week ummm…but not when I am actually sick. It is hard to be fabulous when your gasping for air with 104 temp. Oh and fuck paying MAST. I have great benefits EXCEPT for the a
Jack In My Box?
The german and I were discussing my earlier post re: Jack the Germ residing in my sugar hole, and we had a bit of a disagreement. I am of the belief that Jack does not in fact live in my cunt. The german insists that Jack visits when I have a cold and that he can be introduced to my puss by a kiss from a Jack-infested mouth or the touch of a Jack-tainted hand. So which is it? Does a cold virus take over my poon? Or shall I blame the porn for me being all mucousy? Excuse me. I have to go blow my vagina.
Maldita123 This One Is Building As You Read It :p
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Updated Fu-luv Bomb Squad Join Us
> > > > > > FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 5. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 6. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 7. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 8. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the limit on the
Created By My Talented Fu-wifey Sista Friend
I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF MY FAMILY WHOM I LOVE SO MUCH! ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE WONDERFUL TO ME AND SOMETIMES TOO GOOD. I AM BLESSED TO HAVE THEM AS MY FRIEND! WITH THAT BEING SAID...HERE THEY ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER... OZZY...MANY OF YOU KNOW HOW SWEET HE CAN BE. HES ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED TO VENT AND HE PUTS UP WITH MY GOOFINESS ON SO MANY OCCASIONS...HE IS VERY DEAR TO ME... Ozzy@ fubar HE'S KNOWN AS JAK BUT HIS NAME IS JOHN, AND HE CAME INTO MY LIFE WITH A BANG! HE STAYS CONCERNED ABOUT HOW I'M FEELING, EVEN IF HE DOES WANT MY WET PANTIES...LOL JAK~greeter for TABOO@ fubar KEITH...THE SILENT ONE...ONCE IN A WHILE HE WILL STOP BY, BUT I ALWAYS KNOW HE'S THERE..AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD TO KNOW KEITH@ fubar MIKEY...OH WOW...YOU ALL KNOW HIM AND IF YOU DONT YOU REALLY SHOULD. HES A GIVING SOUL WITH A KIND HEART...NOT TO MENTION I OWN HIM..HE HE HE Mikey The Pіŧßull ­­­­МãҒiã Hitman & Club F.A.
Dilemmas...cause And Effect
Dilemmas,..Cause and Effect Hold on to me,..dont look away too fast, Hang on with all of your might, for we were never meant to last. Look deep into my eyes and remember how they once shone for you, Now bloodshot and tearstained, now longing for something true. We had a beautiful thing I wont keep it all in, it was all worth while, No looking back, no hard feelings, no regretting anything that once made me smile. We quickly faded like the end of a midnight ciggarette, Impressions of you left are too strong to forget. Im content with our past, turning the page and closing this book, Walking away with a smile and solace never giving a second look. Maybe true love will find us somewhere down the line, But for now Im leaving you, and all of this behind. Ill forever be here when push comes to shove, Wiping away your tears, youll find better love. The closer we became the more we flirted with disaster, Now we deal with the reprecussions of h
Lapses In Judgement
lapses in judgement..... Current mood: awake sometimes tunnel vision can be more of a problem than what you think. id like to give a shout out to all of the crazy fucked up chicks.yay for the interesting life i have had so far.cheers......... heres to you for teaching me some needed but extremely shitty lessons. so over a period of time through school it was trying for good girls and that was not for me at all.good girls hate me normally and after checking my attitude and way of life i can understand fully why they did.the unlucky ones that hit it off with me were looking for something more exciting and maybe a little darker.i can think of a few that hit a wall after hanging with me for too long.they had a choice so i dont feel guilty at all anymore.thank you good girls for showing me that even church cant always save you when the influence of the supposed guy next door gets in you.uh huh......thanks. thank you freaks for loving that i was a good boy to you.the freaky typ
Well Um Hell If I Know About Anything Right Now!
Country Girl My girl is a country girl And tops in my world I am very proud of her too And all that she does and can do She can go out and slop the hogs and cut logs Anything a man can do she can do too My girl is pure country girl And tops in my world I am very proud of her too And all that she does and can do She can put 100 pounds on her shoulder as well Even plow gardens and plant the seede too Work in the feild baleing hay all day And then she's ready to play My girl is a country girl And tops in my world she knows how to mend the fence Keep books, And dollars and cents Another thing she can do Is give me sweet loving too My girl is pure country girl And she tops in my world
Another Song {not As Good Though}
Forget the writing on these walls forget you ever cared at all cause i don't matter anymore i guess she's what you needed but where the fuck does that leave me? all alone and close to death your dagger buried in my chest go ahead and make my day tell the truth for once your ripping me down i can't stop this ride i feel like i'm going to drown i'm praying that i die so you will finally see it was me.... you.... loved I'll be the addict to your love I'll die before i trust ... you again I wish i'd kept up my wall maybe then i would not fall for the line of shit you always seem to feed me you clame that i'm the one... look back on what you've done and what your ....doing your not the man that i once knew i'm so sorry.. i guess i was never good enough for you... i'm so sorry... did i leave blood stains on the wall i guess there was a bullet after all... just let me be... i've had enough... of... all this hurt and despair over a man who never cared...
Think Before U Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and Passed by a store that sold a
Up For Auction
I am up for auction.. for the first time. Not sure how to do this all..but here is the womans page who is holding the auction. U will find me in her pictures.. in the auction folder. just click on her pic.. and go from there. •DREW•@ fubar or heres a direct link to my pic http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=867358&albumid=883759&i=226895424&idx=0 am i worth anything I wonder? Doubt it
Poem My Daughter Wrote
my daughter wrote this about her dad who passed away june of 93. She then asked me to read this and i cried Daddy What If You Came Back Daddy what if you came back. Would things be the same. At night I hear mommy scream. She is screaming your name. Some nights I pray and some nights I don't. You hope you could stay but, I know you won't. What can I do to bring you home, if only just to share with you an ice cream cone. And for you to share one with mommy too. Oh, how much I love you daddy. Please come home. Come home and make mommy happy. I just can't take my mind off that stone. Some days I need your help getting rid of my runny nose. Some days I really want to squirt you with our old hose. Daddy if you came home what would you do. Mommy says she loves you Would you say I love you too.
Everything - Buckcherry
Buried way beneath the sheets I think she's having a melt down Finding it hard to fall asleep she won't let anyone help her The look on her face, A waste of time She won't let go, Gonna roll the dice Losing her grace, Starts to cry I feel her pain when I look in her eyes. I wanna be, I want everything I want everything Somewhere she is on the streets trying to make things better Praying to God and breathing deep Gotta break this long obsession The look on her face a waste of time She won't let go gonna roll the dice Losing her grace, Starts to cry I feel her pain when I look in her eyes. I wanna be, I want everything I want everything I wanna be, I want everything I want everything. If I had everything would I Still wanna be alive? Or wanna be high If I had everything would I Still wanna be alive? Or wanna be high. Now and then she talks to me And sometimes writes me letters The look on her face a waste of time She won't let go gonna roll the dice L
Auction Package Increased! More To Win...
My offering has been increased and now includes: Add to top friends INDEFINITELY Add to family INDEFINITELY Rate photos with 11s Profile comments (at least one daily for 1 MONTH) 2 Personal Salutes Put name in status bar for 1-2 hours daily for 2 weeks Gifts (at least one daily for 1 MONTH) 1 Personal Request Photo I still have more to offer...although the bidding has to get pretty good for me to pull my tricks out of my sleeves... ~wink, wink~ Just click on this photo, and you'll be taken to the auction to place your bid... :)
Need Someone To Do Blogs Or Bullies For Ya?
THIS WOMAN RAWKS! HOLLY HOTBOX IS AN AWESOME BULLY AND BLOGGER, YOU NEED STUFF DONE, GO SEE HER! SHE HAS GOT MY SEAL OF APPROVAL!!!!
X-mas Cake
Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1tsp of baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp of salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 eggs nuts 1 bottle of Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl,check the vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality,pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in largefluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it is best to make sure vodka is still OK Try another cup ... just in case.Turn off the mixerer. break 2 leggs and add to the bowl an chuck in the cup of dried fruit. pick fruit off the floor. mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck inthe beatererspry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next,sift two cups of salt.orsomething.Who gives a shit? Check the Vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of suger, or somefink.Whatever you can find. G
Story #1 (03-09-08)
WALKING STRAIGHT UP TO HIM,...MY PUSSYS WET I NEED YOU TO EAT ME NOW!..WHAT HE SAID?YOU HEARD ME,HE ARD ME,GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BURY THAT LONG THICK M.F TONGUNGE DEEP AND DONT STOP UNTIL I TELL YOU!...YES MISTRESS,....MMMM HIS TONGUE PUSHES DEEP INSIDE ME,..LICKING MY CLIT O FUCK !!I LAY BACK ON THE BED PLACING MY LEGS OVER HIS SHOULDERS,HES SUCKING AND MAKING MY CLIT SWELL....IM BREATHING HARDER N HARDER....MOANING FUCK O FUCK....NOW FUCK ME!!!I TELL HIM ,..WOULD YOU LIKE A GIFT FOR EATTING ME SO FUCKING GOOD?,....O PLZZZZ HE SAYS..YOU MAY PUT ONE INCH INSIDE....HE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN....HE KNOWS HE GETS TO ENTER THE WALLS OF HIS MISTRESS ASSHOLE,...IT EXCITES HIMS SO MUCH I ALREADY SEE PRECUM LEAKING FROM THE HEAD OF HIS COCK,....I BEND OVER......RUBB MY ASS,...MY MILKY WHITE ASS,...
S0 How I Feel About Being Bi-polar
You took everything, I held dear to my heart. Now theres nothing left, I just fall apart. Cold empty feeling hatred burns inside. Your with me every waking moment No where safe to hide. Trapped inside this nightmare unable to awake. Hurting me so deeply, its more than I can take. No one I can turn to for no one feels this pain. Shutting down completely slowly going insane. Wishing I could take back the things you took from me. Unlock the chains that bind me longing to be set free. You got what you wanted im cold almost dead Pictures of you haunt me nightmares fill my head. I sit here feeling numb in the cold and lonely place. You took away my dreams reality I must face. Nothings pure anymore .....Tainted..... PassionatePoet
Love
Your Love Type: INFP The Idealist In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ What's Your Love Type?
Number One
Ooh I promise not to do it again I promise not to do it You can't say I don't love you Just because I cheat on you Cuz you can't see all I do To keep you from knowing the things I do Like erase my phone And keep it out of town I keep it strapped up when I sleep around Well I should have known one day you'd find out But you can't go and leave me now You know that I love you There's no one above you I said it the last time But this is the last time Don't make me over Cuz I can be faithful Baby you're my number one You're my number 1 Now who is she? What's her name? You don't need to know about everything We fight about this We fight about that You hang up the phone and call me right back Well I'll never be something I'm not Please don't throw away what we've got Cuz we've been together for way too long I was playing around but I'm coming home You know that I love you (know that I love you) There's no one above you (no one above you) I said it the la
Just A Rate
PIMPING OUT MY OWNER *DEVILISH DESIRE*...DO YOU KNOW HER? SHES NOT ONLY ONE HOT SEXY MOMMA, SHES ALSO MY NEW OWNER AND MY BEST FRIEND...IF YOU HAVENT BEEN BY HER PAGE....YOUR MISSIN OUT!!!
Right Of Passage
Right of Passage Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of Passage? His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harms. The wind blew the grass and earth, and shook his stump, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! Finally, after a horrific night the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch the entire night, pro
My First Contest
I've finally entered my first contest here on fubar. I need all my friends to come help me please please please !!!!!!! You can find the pic here I need 30K to win with no time limit. Please come and help with even just one rate and one comment. Thank you all in advance xoxoxoxoxoAlso my sweetheart is in a giveaway for a 1 month VIP he needs 15.000. Any help with either of these is greatly appreciated. You can find his pic here. While there please Rate, Fan and Add these wonderful ladies for hosting the contest and giveaway. {D.S.C} COME LUV ME And onesxybrat Thank You Both So Much I also have some friends in contests please take a few minutes and throw some rates and comments there way DemonicAngel Needs at least 2,500 points to win any fubucks. The person with the most points gets a 7 day blast Indy Happy Hour Please give them some love too :P
I Kill Me....
Might my heart lose it's beat and my expanding chest become still, for my life has lost it's luster, has lost it's happy will. If you had my saddened thoughts and all my nightmareish dreams, t'would be no more than hardened cries , no more than terror screams... So leave me be love, let me die I cry, for My love and my spirit for love and life has already passed me by.... Twist'a Fate
Just For You
Into the storm of romance , I'll blindly take another step . Going where I've never been , while those around me slept . Though nights ago , so all alone , I wept . Into the storm of romance , so silently I speak . without a solid thought , words , from my mouth , did leak . The voice of one , so strong as I , did sound so very weak . Into the storm of romance , I cast my mind aside . Moving ever swiftly , from the shadows which I hide , though just for you , into the storm I ride . Richard B. Harrison
Handcuffs Or Ropes
should i use the cuffs to tie her up or go classic with the tie ropes?
Blast Update
Ok so I now have a little over 900 comments which I pretty much habeen working on alone today so please come help me out in my giveaway and help me bomb my pic for me to get a 7 day blast Please I would love to get this in time for my 28th birthday which is in 13 days Remember it doesn't end until I get the 1500 comments that I need so all help is greatly appreciated and all love will be returned So please come on by and help me bomb my pic just click the link below and bombs away Thank you
How I Love Your Company....
these feeling within my heart are new and make me want you more, to hold you in my arms, to kiss and adore. the addiction of our new memories... will burn brighter then the sun in the summer sky. your eyes and smile, the thought of your skin softly touching mine is like a breath of the purist air that blows across my cheek in the spring. the rolling thunder that is my heart within my ears as you seem so near to me. i cant help but adore you. wanting you by my side. as i have you in my grasp, my mind is filled with dread.. to see you slip away... how am i to deal with this when your no longer there? i will close my eyes and keep you with me in my dreams where we will never be apart, til you come back to me... you will stay within my heart. ((my work in progress))
It's March; Own Me!!!
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A Sultry Embrace..part 1
I arrive at the Airport...thinking of this mystery lady Im about to meet..Shes long & tall with flowing hair,Dark eyes & lips like gold & a Bod that Bota chelle would die for.. I hail a cab for the ride, Ive been anticipating for months..during the ride I ponder of what will be. I arrive at her house at 9pm..just like we planned... The lights are down..dim & sultry.. I knock softly @ the door..eagerly anticipating the Moment.the door opens before me, there she is in all her glory..Wrapped in a thin silk Robe, her Bountiful Breasts that flow & move with her beautiful body.. I walk up to her & take whats mine..I kiss her deeply & passionettly..for what seems like an eternity. I break away from her grip & place my Bags @ the staircase. I turn & embrace her as Only a Man in control can do..I pull her hair to the side & gently kiss the nape of her neck...ever so gently moving down on her Heaving Breasts..I open the rode to expose the firm supple skin thats Mine to behold in all its b
I Was A Fool For You.
I Was A Fool For You. I don't know when my laughter turned to tears, When my joys became my fears, when one touch and you'd be gone, and I'd be standing all alone. I laughed till I cried, I knew, but still I tried, To make a place in your life. You walked away without a word, you neither saw nor heard The love I tried to prove The way my life, around you moved. I don't know how long I cried and wished that I had died. And how my body ached for you, And how you ignored my love so true. So, I'm standing all alone again, Wiping the tears that always begin, Every day and every night and every silent moment of my life , Whenever I think of the many ways I was a fool for you.
Wow Just Look At This.. The Nerve Of Some People Is Frightening
WHEN TONY MILLER AKA FAT TONY PASSED ON ALMOST A YEAR AGO HE KNEW AND WE ALL KNEW HE WAS GONNA GO WHEN HE PASSED WE CLOSED DAMAGE INC CAUSE THATS HOW HE WANTED IT HE TOLD DEVILGIRL AND MYSELF TO CLOSE IT AND JUST LET IT GO THATS HOW HE WANTED IT WELL TODAY DJ BAD EXAMPLE DID A LOW BLOW THE PIECE OF CRAP HE DECIDED CAUSE HES TOO FUCKING LAME TO MAKE IT WITH HIS OWN NAME HE HAD TO USE TONYS HEY BAD EXAMPLE YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT I WISH NOTHING BUT THE FUCKING WORSE FOR YOU USING A DEAD MANS NAME CAUSE YOU SUCK TO MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER IS FUCKING LOW TONY WAS SICK AND PASSED ON YOUR JUST FUCKING DEAD TO US PERIOD *BAD EXAMPLE*THE MOTHER FUCKING FUBAR ASSHAT OF THE YEAR @ fubar
Busy Busy....
Lots and Lots of things are happening... I'm looking for a new job, actually I have an interview on Tuseday for 1. With the price of gas the way it is I can no longer afford to continue in the line of work that I am in... It's been along time since I got paid $20 a day. I have met the most wonderful person, He's just wow... He makes me feel good about being me... encourages and supports who I am and where I am going in life. I have some pretty hard decsions to make in the next few weeks/months... T started calling the kids again, and this time George wants to go visit... This is really hard for me, I worry that George will be put into a situation that he can't handle and I'll be so far away. Yet how can I not let G face his feelings and sort them out.Say some prayers that all will be well in the end. TRIPLES with EMMA
She's Not A Bitch!!
Ok this wonderful kind woman has helped so many people on here with there leveling and has never once asked to return the love back at all. As of right now she needs 10,991,022 points to level. Which YES that is alot of points to come down and YES she is one of the highest people on this site. Really that shouldn't matter at all. If that really matters and ur her friend on here and she has helped u out. then really ur one of the people that should go by her page and do something about it. if not. then u should remove her as a friend and so on But really there is 1.7 million people on this site and if everyone on this site goes and rates 1 album of hers or even some of her stash. Then this could be done. ¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar So if u can PLEASE go by her page and show her some luv by rating some of her stuff. Lets all see if we can get BOOBOO to level 27 within a few days!!! (repost of original by '♥CANADIAN ®- MR. SWEETNESS - SWEET
:::::::day Off:::::::::::::
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blond) followed me, the Boss asked her And where do you think you're going?" ( You're gonna love this..... ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
Auction Results!!
A BIG THANK YOU to everyone who participated in the auction! I'd like to thank KAT in particular for being such a great help and auctioneer! The auction results are as follows!!! Thump went to Mari for 90,000 fubucks! SimplyWicked went to WickedPriest FOR 235,000 fubucks! Mariposa went to Thump for 200,000 fubucks! Jamma went to Razor for 95,000 fubucks DJ Paranoia went to DJ Majik for 270,000 fubucks and her HEART! (LOL) DJ Majik went to DJ Paranoia for 225,000 fubucks! Payne went to Bones for 75,000 fubucks! DJ CerealKiller went to Mari for 125,000 fubucks! Kat went to DJ Daddy for 80,000 fubucks! Bones went to ErthChyld for 100,000 fubucks! Angi went to RippedFlesh for 300,000 fubucks and a 7 Day Blast!
Absolute [brahma]
Sunday, March 16, 2008 Absolute [Brahma] Glory of lord pacify the main stream on the story of supreme so called lord though if lord is a king’s son and lord of a state on the planet then how he could be the supreme or infinite, How his mind got unhinged by the lost of dearest devotee or loving servant. If any other desire less, all pervading and all-powerful Brahma [absolute] then how it relates to the life on the planet. Yes due to lack of knowledge on the subject even the unreal passes for real, just as ignorance about a rope leads to mistake it for snake. World of matter belongs to illusion and illusion is heaving its own version to project the things here to make it luminous the way other to maintain continuity of nature with wish and will. These dark doubts house in mind till light of wisdom enlighten the core of heart where soul experienced the self and the supreme here on for hereafter. There is no end to the divine lord, even so is glory, glories and virtues a
Friendship
Friendship Sometimes in life, You find a special friend, Someone who changes your life Just by being a part of it Someone who makes you laugh Until you can't stop Someone who makes you believe That there really is good in the world Someone who convinces you that There really is an unlocked door Just waiting for you to open it. This is a Forever Friendship When you're down, And the world seems dark and empty, Your forever friend lifts you up in spirit And makes that dark and empty world Suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through The hard times, the sad times, And the confusing times. If you turn and walk away, Your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, Your forever friend guides you And cheers you on. Your forever friend holds your hand And tells you that everything Is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, You feel happy and complete, Because you need not worry. You have a forever friend for life
5 Things You Can Do To Change Your Dating Life Today
We've all been stuck in a dating rut from time to time in our lives. Dating isn't easy and making a commitment to a guy you date is even harder. One of the most important things you can do to mend a bruised dating life is to change the way you think. It's easier said than done, but check out these tips that just may help! 1. Don't look for happiness in a man. Your self-esteem and self-worth are not, and have never been tied to a man. Are you going to think you're worthless because a guy cheated on you? No way! It's his loss if he's done that, not yours and you're still the fabulous person you were when you started dating that cheater. Does your man have a wandering eye? Does he ogle every woman that walks by? Well, guess what? Your self-esteem is not tied to that man's eyeballs. He's the one with the staring problem, not you. 2. Make a happiness list. Write down all the things in your life that make you happy that have nothing to do with a man. You'll be surprised to see how man
Happy St. Patrick's Day
YOU GUYS SHOULDA BEEN HERE!!!! DUBLIN ROCKS ON ST. PATRICKS DAY. THE WHISKEY WAS FLOWING. FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT HERES A COUPLE OF RIP ROARING TUNES!!!! LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK GEO!!!
Poem I Wrote
WArning this is copyrighted...so if you use it steal it or try and publish it as your own...too late Ive already done it and you wont succeed....yes Im a published poet and author City Life ...(+0) ...(+0) Jul.31.2006 8:08pm edit Title: Body: Format this entry for me. (Adds 's to your line endings.) Do not format this entry for me. I look around... Hollow homes And dead city nights Isnt anyone alive anymore? I ask...knowing the answer Death and nothingness I strain my ears while I drive to hear the wind in the leaves I leave the window open at night so the gods lullaby of Night crickets sings me to sleep I drive around town Noise Not even white Noise Just mindless useless chatter of nothing Why? Give me the roaring sound of the Gods Give me thunder in its brilliance Give me the water as it crashes along the shore Give me a doe as she eats a single blade of grass at a time I was never one to fall in with societys fri
I Miss Her!!
Wow how time flies. To me it seems like its only been a couple of months, not an entire year. Your clothes are still in the dresser and your toys are still in the toy box in the living room. There has not been a day go bye that I haven't thought about you from the moment I wake up until the moment I fall asleep. I still wake during the night (and most mornings) because I can swear I hear your angelic voice calling out to me. Sometimes I wake in a shroud of chills because i can swear I felt your tiny hand touch me and hear you say Mama I love you, and maybe you are reaching out to me from wherever you are, I don't know, but its a thought that comforts me. I cant help but wonder how much you've changed. How much you've grown. How your features have changed. If you still have those piercing baby blue eyes showcasing your pureness and innocence that I could always get so lost in and instantly forget about all the bad in the world. If you still smell like a mixture of strawberry bu
New Walk
New Walk I am standing in a ray of light. With darkness only a few feet around me. Afraid to move in any direction. Because the darkness will envelop me. I hear and see the darkness calling me. Promising me hapiness,pleasures,and riches. Beyond my wildest dreams. I can feel all the evil lurking there. The sadness,loneliness,and even death. I stand there feeling deep inside my heart. Knowing within myself which way to go. Straight ahead where the light travels. I take my first step forward. The voices of evil start to disappear. Its always there in the distant darkness. Calling and tempting me. I know I am on the right path at last. Sometimes along the way. I can pick out a few lost and lonely people. Join me in my new walk! Rhoda Suzette Doggett Copyright ©2008 Rhoda Suzette Doggett
My Birthday
Well today is my birthday. Well it was. I had to work. That is not good. But i got money for working. Thats a plus. it goes toward my hotel room for my party. We went to Ryan's for my birthday diner. It was bomb ass. Other than the fact that the whole ryans workers sang me the happy happy birthday song. Today at work the regular guy named Ernie....had me go to the middle of the store because he had to show me something or so he said.....and he sang to me on one knee in front of the whole fucking store and sang me happy birthday at the top of his lungs....people came up to me and gave me money after that though. All in all i had a pretty good birthday. It is going to continue this weekend though. I am a little intoxicated right now so if this is full of typos dont hold it against me. xoxox-candi
In A Giveway
Hey all need a little help for myself this time. I normally dont ask for help for myself which my friends know this but I need 5000 comments in a week if you could just drop a few i would love ya to death Thank you ahead of time
So Called Family
why is it being a single parent do hard and dont get very much time to have alone time like when a relative says they will have her for the night then next thing ya know they are callin and changing there minds even if you already have plans and its not the first time this has happen . it really dont feel like i have a fam here just me and my girl thats all...!!!!!!!!!111
Green Chili Cheese Beer Bread!
Ok for those of you who know me cooking is my passion so I wanted to share a few recipe's that are favorites of mine hope you read, cook, and enjoy!! GREEN CHILI/CHEESE BEER BREAD INGREDIENTS * 1 cup chopped green chili pepper(I use fresh but you can use a can if not available) * 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese * 3 cups self-rising flour * 3 tablespoons white sugar * 1 (12 fluid ounce) can or bottle beer DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9x5 inch loaf pan. 2. Blend green chili's and cheese together in a blender until smooth. 3. In a large bowl, stir together chili mixture, flour, sugar and beer together in a large mixing bowl until you get a sticky dough. Scoop dough into prepared pan. 4. Bake in preheated oven for 60 minutes, or until the top is golden brown and the loaf sounds hollow when tapped. I also add an egg wash to the top you don't have to but it's simple one egg 3 tsp o
Toooooday :)
Uhmn, today was a really boring day! And I hope that someone will rescue me! I'm bored to death! HELP!! --> where are u people?
Matters Of The Heart
... Es bonita, su novia? they asked, and he told them that she was very beautiful, and that she had blue eyes which they could scarcely believe but he told them also that her father was a rich hacendado while he himself was very poor and they heard this in silence and were greatly cast down at his prospects. The older of the girls said that if his novia truly loved him she would marry him no matter what but the boy was not so encouraging and he said that even in families of the rich a girl could not go against the wishes of her father. The girl said that the grandmother must be consulted because she was very important in these matters and that he must take her presents and try to win her to his side for without her help little could be expected. She said all the world knew this to be true (McCarthy 1992:243).
C'mon Girls!!!
TIME TO GET WILD! (TALLY AND C'VILLE AREA) JULIE'S PLACE IN TALLY PARTY STARTS AROUND 8ISH! BRING A FRIEND!!! GUYS YOU CAN SIT AT THE BAR AND WATCH THE SHOW!!
Forgetfulness
I try to forget you, To erase you from my mind. You still creep back all the time. You are an addiction, A poison wine. You have scared me very deep inside. That poison wine runs through my veins, It has totally changed my perspective. I try to say it all will change, I will met the man of my dreams. The one who will love me, Be my friend, Support me in a way only he can. When he comes, will you be gone? You this poison in my mind. Or will you remain there haunting me, Living in the attic of what might have been? Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
Politics Don't Mean What They Use Too.
Today’s politicians have no idea what is going on in middle and lower class America, sure they stop by and visit in some town close to your home but do they actually look and see what is going on. The answer to that is NO, I have yet seen a Presidential Canadate stop and ask someone how they are doing and mean it. If they were to ask me that question I would tell them that our middle and lower class people are in a struggle for survival right now and its all because of people with all the money doesn’t want to put it to good use and help out some of the Americans that really need it. If I had the money that Donald Trump or Oprah dose I would not sit on it like a GREEDY troll, I would help out my fellow Americans when they needed it. I have only heard the Presidential Canadates talk about middle America and lower America once or twice, and I have all the news channels, they don’t care about who matters the most ( US the people of America) all they care about is putting more money in the
Earth Hour
I think everyone should participate in this project , i'm not shure how effective it will be but it will give us all time to reflect on our lives and how we can improve our planet ....it's the only one we have and we really must make some serious changes ...the time is now or tomorrow may never come for future generations ! So light some candles, (me i have plenty ) pop a top or a cork and chill out ...it's only 1 hr. I will be partaking in my fav. vino Little Penquin Cabernet So Cheers all and Love & Light's Out!
Charge Of The Beeotch
Listen to the words of the Great Beeotch she who of old is known as Arwen, Inanna, Jaz, Kriselda, Lynna, Raven, Suzi, and Wolfrose, and by many other names, some best left censored: Whenever you have need of anything once in the month, and better it be when it is not my moontime or any other time when I might be tired or already irritable, then shall you gather and adore me, who am Queen of all Bitches. There shall you gather, you who desire to learn the true Art of Bitchcraft, yet have not honed it to razor sharp precision; to these I will teach the esoterism of true bitchiness. And you shall be free from fluff; and as a sign that you are truly free, you shall cite tradition, correct misconception, bad grammar, spelling errors, and demand proper capitalization, and punctuation. For I am educated and can read above third grade level. Keep pure your highest ideal; strive ever towards it and if anyone tries to stop you, smack them hard upside the head. For mine is the determination to
Five Factor Personality
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have low extroversion. You are quiet and reserved in most social situations. A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you. You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people. Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist. Agreeableness: You have low agreeableness. Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all. In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted. And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently. Neuroticism: You have high neuroticism. It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed. You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully. You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low. Op
Poem Of Seduction
I want to write you a poem of seduction. I want to examine our open palms and tell you that your fate-line crosses my heart-line. I want to whisper in your ear and assure you I would always take care of you. I want to decipher the hidden numerical meaning of your name, tell you mine is eleven and yours is the same. I want to tune into your aura and see it flaming bright orange and red, from the tips of your toes to the crown of your head. I want to know your passion is as hot as mine, that we have similar thoughts running through our minds. I want to make love to you on a phenomenally dark night that has no ending. I want to take you to heights unknown. Our core essence blending. I want to do devilish deeds that defy defined religion I want to transcend the trapping of tactile tantalization. I want to acid etch your eyes and smile into my mental visualization. I want your chi embedded in my souls memory. I want to feel y
Everytime I Think Of You !
Every time I think of you I walk on air I see you there As I close my eyes Every time I think of you I recall your embrace Your fingers gently trace The contours of my face Every time I think of you I taste your lips Soft indulgent sips That leaves me breathless Every time I think of you You flame my desire Molten lust and fire Fill me NOW... I whisper Every time I think of you I crave that hungry surge As you thrust and urge Into the very depths of me I shout out your name As my orgasmic flame Erupts... flowing... Transcending into the light My body takes flight Setting me free I open my eyes Deep Whispering sighs Still feeling the embers As my soul remembers And wrap myself In the blanket Of my memory
Jealousy
I look in the mirror. Scared of what I will see. The change happens so quickly. I don't mean to change but i do. The hideous crack in the former wonderful me. The jealousy comes out. It rears it's ugly head. Why do i fall victim? Why can't I fight? I know I am strong. You have told me so, yet I am still not convinced. I have something to hide. I try running, fast and fearless. Headlong into disaster. The monster consumes me. Chews the real me up and spits me out. Now I am an empty soul. Someone consumed with fear. Someone who is irrational and jealous of all. Why can't this monster leave me alone? I want to be me! I want to be the wonderful person once more. I fight a valiant fight. Somedays I win but somedays I lose. I am on the road to discovering where the monster left me. I need to find me. The woman I was and the woman I almost am. That combination can fight the monster and win.
Who Wants Me Lets Bid
I'M IN A AUCTION F YOU WANT TO OWN MY SWEET ASS GO TO THE LINK PROVIDED AND BID AWAY http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=117825&albumid=945253&i=3270709734&idx=15
Anger In Mi
Anger is deep within me Anger is what I want to hear Anger drives me crazy Anger is what turns me on Anger wants to kill me Anger is what makes me mad Anger inside me Needs to stop Where did it come from Will it ever stop My anger is uncontrollable Anger lashes out at innocent victums But, why, where, who, what Brought me so much anger? Everything makes more anger in me Life full of pain Is there ever gunna be an ending?
I'm A Bitch, Are You?
I’m a bitch, are you? When I stand up for myself and my beliefs. They call me a bitch. When I stand up for these I love. They call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way. They call me a bitch. Being a bitch entails raising my children to be strong people who have a solid sense of personal and social responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in and who love and respect themselves for he beautiful being they are. Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a bitch means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life my way. It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to Aolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of bring everyone’s maid, or when I got a little selfish. I am proud to be
Fuowner Needs Help...
She needs 50,000 comments in 6 weeks...this is going to be very hard to do but I know it is possible...If you can just leave 100 comments I would much appreciate it and if you do please tell me and I will do something for you...FuBucks, bling, gifts, something...I will even take special request on anything you want...just let me know..
On Behalf Of Real Men Everywhere, Ladies, Sorry About Tom...
Folks, recently I came across something that is just sad. This lady has some fine pics of herself, and of other things as well. Sadly, some chump (Tom) clicked on a pic that showed some breast, not even naked, but let's say it just shows she has breasts. Then, this Tom starts to cry and whine like this: March 30, 2008 @ 7:02 am: "why do women think they have to show half naked tits to be sexy? every one of your photos are your tits hanging out, ok we get it you have big boobs, now show something a little more classy or something with more taste other than you laying on a bed with your breasts spilling out of your shirt. Maybe buy something that fits you. Christ some women are so sad." She told him off in a comment of her own, short and to the point. But it irked me that this guy was being an ass, so... he's my new bitch now. You wanna see who I mean? Look here. Update: Well, Tom showed how much of a man he is. He downrated me, dissed my pic, and blocked me. Tommy
Matrix-style Virtual Worlds 'a Few Years Away'
Matrix-style virtual worlds 'a few years away' * 15:59 03 April 2008 * NewScientist.com news service * Colin Barras Are supercomputers on the verge of creating Matrix-style simulated realities? Michael McGuigan at Brookhaven National Laboratory in Upton, New York, thinks so. He says that virtual worlds realistic enough to be mistaken for the real thing are just a few years away. In 1950, Alan Turing, the father of modern computer science, proposed the ultimate test of artificial intelligence – a human judge engaging in a three-way conversation with a machine and another human should be unable to reliably distinguish man from machine. A variant on this "Turing Test" is the "Graphics Turing Test", the twist being that a human judge viewing and interacting with an artificially generated world should be unable to reliably distinguish it from reality. "By interaction we mean you could control an object – rotate it, for example – and it would render in real-time," McGui
Rate Me..rate Me, My Friend....
Why is there a rating system? This is the most useless thing since buying panties for Britney Spears... OK, no one uses the rating system, really. Its either 10 (or 11, if you are cool like Alex, which Im not) or nothing... You cant actually be honest with someone with the rating, so what's the point... "WHAT?? Im only a 9??? Fuck YOU, downrater!!" I actually looked at someone's blog, and rated it a 7...it was OK, nothing really great, it was actually pretty elementary. So she goes into my profile, and downrates my profile rating from a 10 to a 7... not that i disagree with her...she was STILL giving me too much credit... But does anyone really want the honesty? Can anyone really handle it? And rather than numbers, cant we rate with like foods or cars or something?? Like the pics can be rated ranging from a Hyundai to a Ferrari...or from a piece of bread to lobster..i dunno... Or we could do like in junior high... YES NO MAYBE i have too much fre
Feel Empty Inside
do you ever feel empty or dead inside wishing to run wanting to hide to just let go of the pain you feel to just fake it and fuck all the real wondering why or how you got here thinking and crying living in fear not knowing where you should be knowing inside you need to be free wondering how the dark side can be hoping and praying the light you will see wishing just for once you would win the race and lift yourself up out of this place closing your eyes dreaming for you thinking of noone just being true to be free and run away fast not worried inside or living the past to take that one final step and just know you are done standing still refusing to run looking ahead and just see the light just finding peace if for only one night done by christine . may 8th 2008
What's My Love Type?
Your Love Type: INFP The Idealist In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ What's Your Love Type?
His Eyes
In His Eye's Lost in the eye's of my love Soft, supple, warm inviting eyes Strength drawn from his presence He is my pillar and my Knight He is my love and my souls companion Lost in the eye's of my love Peace, joy, radiant loving eyes What more could I ever ask for He makes my life complete. For my love
What A Friend Means To Me!
A friend defined by Webster's is: Someone on terms of affection and regard for another who is neither relative nor lover. Someone who freely supports and helps out of good will. An acquaintance. Well I do agree with most of it but not all. I feel an acquaintance. Is not necessarily a friend. A friend proves themselves in many ways an acquaintances does not. Throughout ones life they meet lots of people. Some of which they can build a special bond with and share a mutual understanding. Others though they may be friendly with are not consider as friends. These to me are acquaintances. So what a friend means to me is: Someone that shows you respect and honesty. A person that you can count on during good times and bad to stay by your side. A person you enjoy spending your time with and look forward to being with. Someone you can confide in and who takes the time to get to know you as a person. Will not judge you by your shortcomings. But, assist you and support you
Please Say A Prayer
Tonight, I ask that you, my friends, pray for a family in my neighborhood. My daughters best friend in fact. Her mother was a victim of domestic violence tonight and her and her daughter are resting easy at a friends house undisclosed. My daughter, who is finally sleeping, had the unfortunate opportunity tonight to find out what that term means and how bad it really can be. Her friends mother, which we will call Chelle, was attacked by her boyfriend. She was strangled and cut and did receive medical attention. My daughters friend, which we call, Taylor, was supposed to spend the night at our house. During the argument that spawned into the physical moment, she was at our house and didn't actually see this... THANK THE GODS IN ALL THE HEAVENS!!! However, from down the street, Taylor and my daughter could hear Chelle calling... screaming her name. It has been a rough night, and we are unsure of where things will go in the morning, but please, all that I ask is that you sa
92 Angels And Counting
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! > > > > "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! > > > > > ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ > > CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** > > > ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** > > > ******JUICY DEE****** > > Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER > > Special R Kay > > Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ > > ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? > > Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager/promotor~ > >
New Lounge Join The Party
New Lounge New Era Join and Enjoy ANYTHING GOES ANYTHING GOES Interested what do u have to lose
Just Me...
1. i dont just give my shit up on the first try... my shit is just that good and too good to be just slinging leg for every guy that crosses my path... 2. some guys have tried for weeks and never convinced me they are worth it and can handle it... 3. and just because i agree to meet someone for a drink or lunch doesnt mean im slinging leg for them 4. i have a family that comes first... i dont accept text messages or phone calls at 2 a.m. unless i am already out and ppl know when im out..... 5. ppl who bug me for time or pictures, or just bug me in general for shit usually get axed before they even get a peek..... 6. i have experienced and have the knowledge that just because someone has a big dick doesnt mean he knows how to use it! 7. im not into playin in parking lots or giving quick bj's and leaving, if im giving im damn sure gona be getting and i usually get mine first.... 8. i was born and raised in the south. i am a true southrn woman, i am a bitch at the
Please Keep This Lil Angel In Ur Thoughts And Prayers!
Some days it hits me harder than others. Alot of my friends on here know that my daughter Makayla was diagnosed with Leukemia in June of last year. She was only 15 months. In about 2 weeks she will begin 2 months of pretty intense chemotherapy before going on to her maitenance phase. I have had an awful day today. Thinking about how she has been through and how she knows much more about hospitals and chemotherapy and needles that any 2 year old should know and understand. I guess i am sending out this bulletin so u can all keep her in your thoughts and prayers over the next little while. The next 2 months are gonna be pretty hard on her physically and emotionally. I try to be strong for her and not cry.......so after she goes to bed is when i break down...if you have never had a sick child you cannot imagine the pain. Heres a lil slideshow of my lil princess and her journey so far. DES...XOXOX ¢¾~DES TIN E~¢¾@ fubar
I Love Sluts
any sluts that totally want to fuck?
Friendship Circle Future Godmothers
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July 11th
A day I would erase from all history and all of the future The day that you left and departed this world My heart nearly died with you You were my best friend, my inspiration The light in my world when everything else was dark You understood me better than anyone ever has, and maybe ever will Forgave me before I apologized or admitted being wrong at all You showed me a love that was beyond unconditional I know, because of you, what love truly means You inspired the person that I am today Gave me hope when I needed it most Without you I wouldn’t even be here Ironically, I’m here now and you’re not You kept me in line, you kept me grounded To this day, I have to catch myself when I spin out of control And when I do, I miss you more than anything Because it was always easier to get back up with you holding my hand. The only purpose I can find now is not letting you die… I will keep you alive in memory and words I will keep you alive to everyone who is close An
Out Goes The Lights
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would suddenly turn off. Each time the lights went out, the place would erupt into a loud cheer. However, when the patrons saw the nun walk in, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender and asked, "Can you point me to the nearest the restroom?" The bartender replied, "Okay, but I should warn you, there's a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartend
Mötley Crüe Live On The Jimmy Kimmel Show April 15
The Jimmy Kimmel Show will be taping the Crüe for two songs tonight, April 15 that will air later that night on ABC.
Not Going To Party On Saturday
Tonight I received a phone call from my mother telling me that my eldest sister passed away. I am on my way back to Canada to be with my family. It has been very devastating and I don't believe it has happened...I'm so cold from shock and not quite understanding why and how as of yet. Tulsa and the rest of the girls I guess I will have to meet you all another time because it is important to me to get home to Ontario Canada asap. Thank you for your friendship love you all love Kris
Kerry Is A Special Friend!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Would Like to take a few minutes to thank some friends This is just a small list of some of the best ppl i have ever met PLease take sometime...Make them your friends These friends have stuck by me thru some of the touchest times When times were touch and i thought i had no one...One of them always came to my rescue And didnt walk away from me till i was smiling again So once again Thank you everyone for being my Friend ~~~~~~
Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Rich Vos, New O&a Videos, Calling All Belly Dancers! Animation Festival - Keep Sending
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony discuss his broken home - online now!) Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW! Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Fine Ass Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning bosom flashing! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we welcome back our pal Rich Vos. He's going to be at the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse in Arlington, Virginia this weekend, so if you're in the area, go check him out... if you're not in the area, then ...you should wait till he's in your area. CALLING ALL BELLY DANCERS: Ever since Erica showed up to belly dance in studio, we have been consumed with finding MORE regular women who can belly dance. Now, we're not necessarily looking for ful
=== 'a Cherokee Rose
Gray smoke slithers from drying buffalo skins up to a beet crimson sky as the new day begins stirring of a kindling fire; black hair unbraided she churns lustful desires; she herself, a flame created A young brave awakens with strong outstretched arms as she begins baking this morning’s filling charms His fingers find a bronzed tit to playfully tug and pulls her back; hungrily, to the bear skin rug Like a painted pony ridden hard in a blazing sun; swift as tomahawks thrown, the brave’s sudden urge was done He gathered up his buckskins and then began to dress as Little Deer lay smiling; remembering his firm caress "Where are my hunting moccasins?," he asked, but all in vain she said,” Here are the others – to me they’re all the same. I took them to the river’s edge to wash buffalo blood all out Then they sank down into river’s bed when I heard a shout” "I am a fearless hunter and today hunting I will do!" the brave said angry; took the shoes, and out the
Poem
Every time I see your face the beautful images can't replace, Every time I feel your skin the thought passes once again. I think of your gorgeous eyes how they keep me hypnotized, I think of your soft, gentle touch how I miss you so very much. I wish that you were right here possibly I could be over there, I wish to see you one more time possibly our hearts together will chime. I can't wait for you to hold me tight I know in your arms it all feels right, I can't wait to feel your passionate kiss I know its a treasure right now I miss.
Haters/bashers
After reading people's comments from Scrapper's mumm in regards to comment approvals, I agree with Scrapper's views. Mumms weren't intended for haters to bring in their hatred remarks and bash ppl. For that, they can go to another site. There is a HUGE difference when it comes to commenting on ppl's mumms and you're spewing hateful and derogatory remarks that are completely insensitive and heartless and the other would be when you're actually giving constructive criticism towards the person who created the mumm. Some people are missing the point here. It's not that you're not allowed to speak your mind, and give out your opinions, IT'S HOW YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF. It's not that ppl don't want to hear "the truth" or in some cases, what YOU believe is the truth, because let's face it, everyone is different and have different views, beliefs and opinions, and yes, everyone has a right to share those differences. Again, it all boils down to HOW YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF. Think about
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The Trouble With Squirrels Trust me, pee before you read this one...lol I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect... I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown, furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves. Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie with stead
The Ballad Of Ann
This is just something I had to get off my chest, and I do apologize in advance for going all emo on here. It was during the time between the gates opening and the movies starting when I encountered something that completely threw my night off. My ex. She occasionally comes in with her new husband from time to time, and we chat. This isn't to say that I particularly like chatting with the girl that I was head over heels for and her significant other. She asks about the screenplays I've been writing, and I inform her that I finished TAKEN, and now I'm working on this new one for Ace. She tells me that she is pregnant and expecting the baby in late October. I do the whole congratulatory thing and go back to work...this caused me to think about the whole "what if?" if her and I hadn't broken up. Then I thought back to when we dated 4 years ago, how it began, and especially how it ended. I met Ann when I worked the box office, she used to come in Sunday nights by herself to see a mov
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Should I?
What do you think...the doctor told me I needed to exercise more...I said that I can't exercise. He asked me why? I said "When I exercise, my body burns fat..and I smell like bacon...and I get hungry!"
Giving Him A Chance.
Ok, I was thinking this weekend about how I want to give someone a chance to get to know me. But it seems like it will be all about sex and nothing else. He tells me that I am not opening up to him but yet I tell him everything he asks, other then seeing me naked. I am a very sexual person but I don't want it based on that. I already know what some people think when I talk about him and they want me to stop talking to him. But I like talking to him, but if he wants to see me naked and then asks others what to say he isn't just using me for a little visual toy. Why is it so hard to find a guy to be true with, if he is the one I want to date I know I wouldn't be out there talking all sexual to anyone else. But maybe it's my jelous side comeing out because then if he talks someone else like that then I am not someone specail to him.
Not Sure....
With so much going on around my house I'm not sure when I will be here and when I won't... I start a new job tomorrow and have to go pick up my new car today... I'm so close yet so far from leveling to Fu-King... and yet without knowing when I will be here, I hesitate to ask for help. I'm a firm believer in returning that which is given to me... so until I know a little more just keep me in your thoughts and know I'll be around when I can. To all those that Keep visiting my page and rating and helping ...
Just Like A Gemini Too
the introduction: Hello. i am jolie the drama. i had a very interesting summer. & now that it is fall i really wanna write about it. becos so much has changed in my life. so much that within 3 months i went from being depressed & lonely to happy & engaged!! i'm getting married in about a month! i am gonna marry my best friend Jamie. which is totally insane becos we weren't even speaking at the beginning of the year. & that is what this zine is about.... back in march i did a mini zine called Just Like A Gemini. i wrote a little about jamie but i didn't go into detail about it cos it was still a fresh wound. i wrote that zine at a time that was ONE of the worst times in my life. (not THE very worst but definitely close to being the worst.) & now i am the happiest i've ever been! so i felt the need to do a sequel to Just Like A Gemini which started out as another mini. but once i started writing i couldn't stop! so i decided to do it as a half sized zine instead of fourth sized.
What A Ride
Monday April 21st at 8PM I made GodFather. I would like to thank The Shadow Levelers without them this would have taken forever. They came in and just totally ravaged me with rates. IT was one Awesome Ride. I would also like to personally Thank ~¢¾~Thcknluvit~¢¾~. She is one awesome lady and everyone needs a friend like her. Another wonderful and awesome lady is Twisted & Transparent. She is another friend everyone should have. Another wonderful lady is 'TOASTY_ROSIE XOXO'. You need to go check her out as well. Other people who helped me out were ~~SacridDreamz~~ Cajun Cherry. Pita. Queen Of Hearts. King Of Hearts Lamonte37 browneyes I am sure I am forgetting a load of people who have helped me out. Everyone is near and dear to me. Thank you all so very very much!!
Who Really Cares By Alicia Keys
Nobody Not Really (Interlude) Alicia Keys Who really cares? When I talk? What I feel? What I say? Nobody, not really Who wants to take The time to understand? I would like Someone to heal me with some empathy But I can`t find Nobody, not really Maybe I`m invisible to the world Does anyone on the world even think of me As more than just a hopeless cause Maybe the world is not my block My stoop My life, my dreams My anything So, who wants to help? Momma but she`s so tired Papa but you`re not here I`m alone in a big empty space with Nobody, not really
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What Would Life Be
What would life be with out friends like thee I'll tell you, like no longer being free. Imagine what life would be so sad and blue To go through life without that special you. And I know we live so far away Through the internet we are like castaways Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray For some day I hope we can meet To hug and laugh and dance to the beat I know this would be a treat For now this is all I see Is my good friend here with me Just think what life would be Without friends like thee
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Owned
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Book Of Mighty Small
"There are no little events in life. Those we think of no consequence might be full of fate." -Amelia Barn-
R.i.p. Big Bro Red 01/04/79 - 03/24/08
WHATS GOOD RED, HOW'S LIFE UP THERE I CANT EVEN LIE, IT'S ONLY BEEN 30 DAYS SINCE I SEEN YOU AND IT FEELS LIKE 30 YEARS, AND I STILL WANT BLOOD JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, DA WHOLE DOWNTOWN MISSES YA. I HAD TO DO A LOT OF GROWING UP IN DA PAST MONTH AND ITS FINALLY STARTING TO GET THRU MY THICK AZZ SKULL THAT IT WAS NOT MY FAULT BUT YOU KNOW ME I HOPE YOU IS NOT MAD AT ME FOR NOT COMING TO YOUR GRAVE, I JUST CANT ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE GONE. I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO GET THAT PHONE CALL FROM YOU ASKING ME DO I WANT TO COME KICK IT ON DA BLOCK? IF I KNEW THAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED YOU KNOW I'D BEEN RIGHT THERE I JUST MUSTERED UP ENOUGH STRENGTH TO LOOK AT YA PIC FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST WEEK. THAT WAS THE HARDEST SHIT I EVER DID IN MY LIFE, I JUST BROKE DOWN IN TEARS. THIS SHIT AINT FAIR, I KNOW I'M NEVER SUPPOSE TO QUESTION GOD BUT I HAVE TO KNOW WHY. OF ALL THIS MUTHAFUCKAS ON EARTH, WHY DID HE HAVE TO CHOOSE YOU? I KNOW YOU UP THERE HOLLING AT JESUS TELLIN HIM TO GIVE ME AN EXTRA GUIDENC
Always Alone
The days and the hours go by it is always the same.
Idoit
Ever do one of those things that makes you laugh and call yourself a dumbass at the same time? This afternoon I went to take a form to the company I trained for. Got my keys, money and all that, left the house, got to the tube station and realised I forgotten the forms.... d'oh!
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Busted
I came back to my dorm room after lunch today to find three campus policeman searching my room. They told me that someone tipped them off that they smelled pot burning and that they thought it was coming from our room. During their search they found a 1/4 ounce of weed. I know that it belonged to my roommate Carl. He came back after they found it and completely denied it of course. They took us both down to the security office and after two hours of questioning they let us go. They say that I will have a hearing in front of the admissions dean tomorrow and based upon prior cases, at the very least I will lose my on campus housing, and quite possibly I will lose my scholarship. The new admistration here is zero tolerance to the max. I can stand to lose my room since my mom lives only 20 minutes away, but if I lose my scholarship I will be lost. I don't know what I will do with only one year left to go. I can't afford to pay the tuition and my family certainly can't. I suppos
Who I Perceive Myself To Be
I’ve had this rolling around in my brizzle for a few days, and very much like another attribute of male physiology, I let things build up to a certain level, then I release it all at once upon the world. The following is an informal essay about me. I stress informal, please do not judge this on the basis of grammatical accuracy or continuity. This is more or less a random stream of semi-conscience thought about who I perceive myself to be, what I perceive myself to be, and why the aliens left me here to begin with. me on me: ok, so like most people that get to know me start to believe that I’m some super genius. like I’m moments away from figuring out free energy. it's flattering, but I’m not that smart. I have, however, mastered cold fusion, and I would have gone public with it, but the oil companies are paying me to keep quiet. lol. I think what it is, that I have a hyper-curiosity about the natural world, and how it works. if I see something, then wonder about it, I h
I'm A Fake.
Apparently. LOL Says this guy: I found this amusing to wake up to, thought I'd share. So I rated his page and salute and sent him a "hug".
Massacistic Heart
what the fuck is wrong with me i am going out of my fucking head i keep trying to go farther away and end up closer than before i guess im just a glutton fo punishment every time i think im over it this bitch calls me back and right back in the trap i fall is at the fact that i thrive on the pain or for some sick reason i love the bitch i cant figure it out but i continue on this manhunt for myself i will win if it takes my life i will win thats the problem its a fucking game im so tired of fucking games i want something that is real for once something straight forward not an enigma i just cant grasp but until then i will continue beating myself up and trying to figure out why oh well
Recluse
Trombone solo, following something half dead. Sometimes that horn is crying. So precious few hours of night. So precisous few hours to a life. Perhaps that's why my issolation is such a travesty. This box is too small. I want to write on the side of a white building. Fill in the world with my blues. From midnight to alice. Wishes. Like dreams. Like candles. Like ceremonies. Like farces. A violin, a fiddle. Marked some place secret.
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In A Minute
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute." Don't push the river; it flows by itself.
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She is the owner of The Lollipop Gurlz and one helluva lady and she is in her first contest and needs 20,000 to get her First HH stop by and show her lots of love...
My Sun...
Az ne1 knowz who knowz me at all,Alice in Chains iz holy 2 me,they r the soundtrack 2 my life along with Mad Season-and this iz becuz of THE MAN,MY MAN,Layne Staley.Therefore,nething 2 do with them/him iz holy ground with me... My current avatar iz the AIC sun,and i have had ppl downrating it and i just want to take this opportunity 2 say that if u do that then basically u suck.Every1 has their fave whatever;if im ratin ur pix and ur a dallas cowboy fan and have their pix up i give u a 10! Im a 49er fan-but im not a small-minded asshole and im not out to hurt ne1 so no matter what u post ill give u a 10 or 11-and if i ever run across nething that i hate that much ill just not rate it at all b4 i downrate it-but,thatz just me...my parentz raised a classy kid! Peace out peepz...xox
If The Internet Had A Neck, I Would Strangle It.
The interwebz is one of those necessary trivial evils. I guess I should be more accurate and say that it's not the interwebz fault, more like the stupid drivers on my laptop decided to take a massive shit and bunk up the dealings it had with my wireless card. Regardless, the only way I get the internet at home now is to, you know, hook it up directly to my lappy. This happened last night. After I spent an hour and 45 minuted on the phone with the internet tech guy through my cable provider. After having gone through every little possible avenue of "what if we tried this...didn't work either." After having spent an hour and a half on the phone with the same people the previous saturday, working through the same problems. Isn't that what the referrence numbers are for? UGH. I hate wasting my time on this stuff. I would MUCH rather waste it on mindless channel surfing or masturbation. I digress. It turns out that my lappy decided it no longer got along with my little wir
Obama Picks Up 6 Superdelegates, Union Endorsement
WASHINGTON - Barack Obama all but erased Hillary Rodham Clinton's once-imposing lead among national convention superdelegates on Friday and won fresh labor backing as elements of the Democratic Party began coalescing around the Illinois senator for the fall campaign. ADVERTISEMENT Obama picked up the backing of six superdelegates, including Rep. Donald Payne of New Jersey, a member of the Congressional Black Caucus who had been a Clinton supporter. In addition, the American Federation of Government Employees announced its support for Obama. The union claims about 600,000 members who work in the federal and Washington, D.C., governments. Obama, who won a convincing victory in the North Carolina primary and lost Indiana narrowly on Tuesday, has been steadily gaining strength in the days since. Clinton also gained a superdelegate. The developments left the former first lady with 271.5 superdelegates, to 269 for Obama. Little more than four months ago, on the eve of the pri
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Democrat? Not Anymore!!!
couple things i feel like i need to say. clear the air on my recent political statements. first, no, i will never vote for Obama. why? the following bigoted statement he made in san fran about small town america: "they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." like im really gonna vote for an elitist asshole who thinks that about americas working core. second, no, i will not associate myself directly with the democratic party anymore. why? Donna Brazile's idiotic statement that the dems dont need white working class vote or hispanic votes to win, and the insane amount of support shes getting from democratic supporters (especially Obama supporters). you dont need me? better hope youre right, cause you sure as fuck dont have me.
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Thy Carnivals Prayer:
Thy Carnivals Prayer: Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name If the world turns over save me From thy fiery rain Keep me pure Keep me clean As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness Save me from the crows Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready. The Juggalo Pledge: I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!! WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo
If I Told You This Was Killing Me...
Watch your mouth hold your tongue boy because you're running out of breath running out of time before every careless word that you utter renders you utterly useless. now you're drowning in your own saliva trying to speak yourself to the top of your empty world well keep on talking just keep on rambling you've got your mouth full listen here's the pleasant part you and i we fell apart. listen here's the pleasant part you and i we fell apart. why can't you make up your mind? why can't you make up your mind? shut your mouth burn your bridges throw your words like an attack and stab me in the wait a second wait a second what's that i just heard Never mind, it's obviously worthless.. now you're standing on your soapbox yelling from the rooftops everything you say is a lie. a lie a lie. lie lie Yeah! listen here's the clever one who speaks before his thoughts are done. listen here's the clever one who speaks before his thoughts are done. why can't you make up your min
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Lameness..
Are you serious? People would rather be lied to than be told the truth about their pictures? So...let me get this straight...if I see a pic of you, and I think its really great, but I don't think you look like a deity in it, I'm supposed to still rate it a 10? That's fucking stupid. From now on, don't ask me for ratings, I won't do it if I have to lie. And don't fucking lie to me, it doesn't make any difference whether you think I'm a 10 or not. Thanks.
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..::forgotten Wisdom::..
Written By Paul Cain Look to the heavens oh seeker of truth see through all the lies percieve the hidden secret to life it makes the time fly by Go astray not from yourself unite as one your inner being become a force to reckon with those who are disbelieving Take love to heart and waste it not else dispair will come your way bottle up these things inside never let them run away The path in life is rough though smooth learning along the way that nothing is as perfect as it might seem when you live from day to day People come people go it's something that can't be changed the true stay true the rest keep you at bay Cherish your life however it wrong it seems take life head on and don't back down from anyone or anything obscene keep struggling towards the inner goal to always follow your dreams.
The Law
*Q&A blog posts are here so I can get to know you better by throwing out a few ideas on a subject. This next subject; the law! 1 rules: here for our safety or made to be broken? 2 anarchy: is not a real form of government or let's start a riot? 3 cops: facist jock pigs who got bullied back in high school or just doing their job? 4 your congressman: genuine elected official with your best interest in mind or two faced corrupted S.O.B.? 5 jail: been there done that or oh no, that's for criminals?
My Feelings.
The last month I have felt like nothing is worth doing.Everyday I have to go to work and I dont want to.I want to be home with Dylan and Dave.I feel like everything I do is pointless.Sometimes I feel pointless.I feel like a let down as a mother,sister,daughter,wife,friend,human. I just feel burnt out.I work 2 jobs to support my family.My day time job I am busy doing a shit load of stuff.I work for my parents,I am an office manager but I always have to do whatever they tell me to do.So every 2 weeks I drive 2 hours to the Indy office and spend the next 7 hours cleaning so my Dad can hand me a 100 dollar bill and say great job then I drive for 3 hours to get home cuz of the traffic.I have to do it cuz Im the only one to do it.And I think I should do it seeing as how my parents gave me life.I do anything and everything they tell me to do.I have never told them no and have always been there when I was needed.But I sometimes get treated like I do nothing and that hurts knowing all I do.I
Help Me To Help Them Tyvm
MY PERSONAL GODMOTHER LIST Help me to help them thanks gem need 847.000 to godmother ?aGEM4life? ~??HockingRadio™'s DJ Gemini??@ fubar hrtofgold need 1.771.900 to godmother ~ &hearts Hrtofgold ~ MAD FU BOMBER~ &hearts ~@ fubar cotton candy need 850.700 to godmother ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~@ fubar
You Know I Got To
tr> "We Would Like To Welcome & Show Some Love To All The New & Old Members Of The Dream Team Members!" Team Leader AKA MRS.T Team Assistant Big Poppa
Guys, Get Over Yourselves!
Just because a guy stumbles onto your profile and decides to take 2 seconds out of their day to rate you does not mean that the guy is gay and wants to do you. Get a grip! I take time to rate others, male or female, couldn't care less which because of any of the following reasons; A) I enjoyed reading your profile. B) I think it would be cool to get to know you. C) Because I think you're a good looking person. D) Because I can. Or a number of other reasons. If you're a guy and I rated you and you're thinking "Oh my God, a guy rated me!!", stop being so homophobic and deal with your own demons from within; because every time you masturbate you prove to yourself and the world that you're at least 25% gay. That's just a bit of food for thought ha ha. Personally I could care less of how you view the world around you, just don't assume because I'm a guy and I rated you that it's because I want to try and do you. So you can stop sending me Shout Box messages stating tha
If U Dont Like Me
If you don't like me too fucking bad because i don't give two shits what people think of me...you either love me or hate me no bullshit in between! . . . . . . (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
Good Opinion On Love.
“It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know. We all know people who are so much afraid of pain that they shut themselves up like clams in a shell and, giving out nothing, receive nothing and therefore shrink until life is a mere living death.”
Five Finger Death Punch - The Bleeding
Yea this song goes out to someone! In so many words i relate to this one "The Bleeding" [V1:] I remember when all the games began Remember every little lie and every last goodbye Promises you broke, words you choked on and I never walked away, it's still a mystery to me [Pre-Chorus:] Well I'm so empty I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well you're so unclean I'm better off without you and you're better off without me [Chorus:] The lying, the bleeding, the screaming Was tearing me apart The hatred (deceiving), the beatings; it's over [V2:] Paint the mirrors black to forget you I still picture your face and the way you used to taste Roses in a glass, dead and wilted To you this all was nothing Everything to you is nothing [Pre-Chorus:] Well you're so filthy I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well I'm so ugly You're better off without me and I'm better off alone [Chorus:]
New Story Idea
I have been tossing around in my head a new idea for a new story and have beat it down to one where my husband and I are going into a favorite adult store of ours. We go into a video room to watch a flick together and I notice that a cock is inserted through the glory hole next to me. What takes place after that just may be one of the hottest stories I have ever written. When I find the time (ha ha ... when will that be around here?) I will begin to write it down and submit it here on the blog to view by all. Of course it will be one of the stories on volume 2 of my Adult Bedtime Stories CD.
Do I Look Like These Celebs?
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One Of The Weirder Meme's I've Seen In A While...
1. You're in the hospital, who on your (MySpace)top 8 comes to visit you? Chris, Miz Odd, and maybe Bitsy, if she's in town 2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be? I hear Berlin is lovely this time of year... 3. Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep one. Which one would you keep? Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon! 4. Do you believe world peace is possible? Only if Man is extinct 5. I'm a genie. Name your wish. Unlimited wishes forever and ever and ever! 6. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you off? Pointless cruelty 7. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you on? Pointless compassion 8. Speaking of same sex, what did you think about Brokeback Mountain? Best comedy I've seen in years 9. What are you obsessive about? Weird independent films 10. Leatherface is in the kitchen: Good. I have some chores for the little bastard! 11. Do people underestimate you? Yes, but
Hmmmm
IT IS NOW SUMMER.. OF 2008. THE BEGINIIN OF FUN OUT IN THE SUN AND HAVIN A GREAT TIME. IM SETTING HERE OUT AT THE LAKE ENJOYIN THE FIRST WEEKEND OF THE SUMMER WITH FAMILY AND FRINEDS... SO I HOME U ALL ARE VERY SAFE THIS WEEKEND. BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FRIENDS ALIVE AND WELL
1 Reason Why He Deserved The Pulitzer
When you're sad and when you're lonely and you haven't got a friend Just remember that death is not the end And all that you've held sacred, falls down and does not mend Just remember that death is not the end Not the end, not the end Just remember that death is not the end When you're standing at the crossroads that you cannot comprehend Just remember that death is not the end And all your dreams have vanished and you don't know what's up the bend Just remember that death is not the end Not the end, not the end Just remember that death is not the end When the storm clouds gather 'round you, and heavy rains descend Just remember that death is not the end And there's no one there to comfort you, with a helpin' hand to lend Just remember that death is not the end Not the end, not the end Just remember that death is not the end Oh, the tree of life is growing Where the spirit never dies And the bright light of salvation shines In dark and em
Now Open
NOW OPEN ~*~ THE BEST MUSIC AND COMEDY THE BLUE CAT CLUB JUST CLICK ON THE CAT AND BE TRANSPORTED TO OUR LOUNGE The Blue Cat!
I'll Always Love You
Lasting impressions burned deep inside my mind Praying that these scars will fade in time You've moved on, so why can't I Screaming out your name with no reply Harsh words spoken about one another So why stop now, we seem to hate each other Holding back my tears so you won't see Just how bad you've been hurting me So let me cry myself to sleep at night Because I'll let you go without a fight Tears of regret with blood shot eyes This is when we both come to realize Those heart felt memories now filled with regret Pushed to the back of our minds for us to forget Wasting away my day with thinking Washing away the pain with drinking I watch the clock as time stands still And stare at my reflection that seems unreal My world has come crashing down And nothing is left to be found But after all that we have been through Just remember, I'll always love you.
Nyha Needs Some Lovin
I have entered a HH giveaway! All I need is 50k Comments! I have 3 weeks to get this! Yes I will b bombing myself also! I don't expect anybody to get it for me! Only asking for assistance! I want to thank all of my friends in advance!
Thinking About Deleting My Lounge
if anyone wants to take it over and see if they can get any activity let me know. If not I'll be deleting it this weekend.
Idle Time
Idle time is the Devils time.
Spank Me, I've Been Sooooo.......
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics
Thank You So Very Very Much Xoxo
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU EVERYONE SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I FINALLY MADE IT! THIS IS REALLY BIG FOR ME!!!!! SO MANY PEOPLE CAME AND HELPED ME I COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH MY BAR TAB AND THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TREK SO I CAN'T POSSIBLY THANK EACH AND EVERY PERSON WHO CONTRIBUTED TO HELPING ME LEVEL AND I DON'T WANT TO MISS ANYONE! BUT I WANT TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS WHO CAME TO HELP ME AS WELL AS THE SHADOW LEVELERS FOR COMING AND BLOWING ME UP HERE AT THE END!!!! Y'ALL ARE ALL AWESOME!!!! SO THIS IS MY THANK YOU TO YOU ALL FEEL FREE TO COMMENT SO OTHERS CAN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! ON A SIDE NOTE MY TARGET TO GET LEVELED NEXT IS MY BFF ~BABS~ WHO IS GETTING CLOSE TO DISCIPLE!!!!! SHE IS ONLY ABOUT 1.5 MILLION AWAY SO GO HIT HER UP!!!!! RATE HER PHOTOS & STASH AND BLING HER LIKE CRAZY!!! ~BABS~ ""GODMOTHER"" ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Please help me get to Godmother!!}
Friends And Lovers
It started out as a friendship but I wanted so much more And now that we are together Life seems better than before The time we had together as friends Are faded memories The future starts our new romance Our destinies agree I'll still be here to care for you And help you when your down You can come to me for anything I'll always be around But now I can embrace you And kiss you tenderly I hear you whisper words of love I never thought it could be.
Salute Pics.
If you want a salute pic i will be doing them this weekend. Tell me what you would like and i will personalize just for you. Don't be afraid tell me. I'm not shy and you shouldn't be either. Name it and it's yours if it's not illegal...lol
All The Guys In My Life
guys suck to all the assholes in my past you have made me feel worthless i feel so emotionally drained i feel so empty i have been used abused and lied to i have always been true to what i say no reason to lie what did i do to deserve such pain i have an eating disorder i cut myself at times i cant deal with stess i hate the things i think about and the things i do its all becus of yall that this has happened i believe that i have done nothing to deserve this so plz someone tell me y i just wanna know y i hate that i feel this way and the things that go thru my head i hate all the guys in my past you all suck so here it is FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!! shelby u stupid fat fucker yet again another asshole u tried to rape me in october u forced urself on me acting as if i wanted to sleep with you i kept telling you to get off me and you wouldnt we were good friends until this happened y did you do this to me u knew the past i had all the probl
New Upper Levels List
> > > > > > > > > > > This list was created to help those who are at the levels of Godfather-Prophet level. This list is not like the Godfather List because we take the 10 closest to leveling and add them. When 1 levels, the next person gets added. When BooBoo and I see someone is next we will message you to see if you want to be added. In the case of no replies, we will then skip that person and go to the next in line. Any questions please leave a comment here. Thank You. > > Thanks too everyone for all the Fu-love shown too help each one level. > > > > > > > Disciple > > > ♥~K€®®ý~♥~§lu†$ Wý~ØWÑÊR øƒ Çlub Fåñ†å$îå~247,000 to go > > Mr Tourette UK LEVELLERS FREELANCE BOMBER***1st IRISH BASED MALE GODFATHER422,000 to go > > Mrs. Bubbles™429,000 to go > > DJ KIDD ROCK~LOVED & OWNED BY DJ DEVILISH DESIRE679,000 to go > > ~*~CòñfÎÐèÑ©é i§ VVhAt Mãké$ (¥)e sÈXY~*~óWNëð bÿÐ(¥)Åñ N ¢HúckìÎßØØ~697,000 to g
Please Go Bid On Her
I am being naughty.... The Sexy Pebbles has put me up for auction! And we have some ....well...FUN stuff to offer... Go Bid till your fingers and your pockets hurt!! Follow this link and see what I have to offer...(click the pic....go...click it) This Naughty Auction is being put on by...
In A Auction 4 Very First Time...
I am in a auction so if u want to bid on me it is AL'S pics. in his auction folder he is on my top friends list...He is the 6th friend on my top... so if u want to bid on me just go there.... My very first auction ever... Thank You All!!! Much Love To All My Friends...
Bread - Without You
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Bleeding Love
What Is A Veteran?
What Is A Veteran? A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --is someone who, at one point in his/her life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his/her life.' Thank you to all Veterans out there for your sacrifice and service. God Bless You!
New
Alright, I'm new here. And I'm fucking lost lol. hopefully I get the hang of this place soon. Only time will tell, I suppose.
Come Help Him Level Up At 22 Please
Can you come help him level up to the next level.He has 40,738 points to go!I would like him level up to 22 when he comes on at night.Here's his pic link for his page.Show him some fu-love please. mikey owner of nothing and nobody@ fubar
My Hip 2
It is now Thursday, and my hip is still sore. I went to the chiro yesterday, and that helped some. He put the electro stimuli on me, and an adjustment, and it felt pretty good yesterday. Today, its sore again. I'm back to work, so we'll see how it holds up. My boss is a jackass, and gave me a few long tickets, so if it starts to hurt after, I'm going home
A Cowboys Love Song
Cowboy's are just good ole boys wearin' cowboy hats longing for a beautiful girl to love. Cowgirls know what it takes to make a cowboy's heart turn soft as a well-worn saddle; Love on the range is a kinda special love and stronger than my feelin' for my horse or pick-up truck; Only a real cowboy knows how to love on the range and keep the feelings warm during cold winter nights and lonely ole times. Now this ain't no country song, and the poetry here don't really rhyme, but the feelin's are as real as the sky. Country stars are poets longing for a song to sing and cowboys are way too shy to express emotions so openly We'd much rather sing a song that recite poetry. And no song would be complete without something about your eyes and smile so here it is: Your eyes are as blue as the sky and everytime I look at the sky I think about you; Your smile is like the bright sunshine and it brightens my day everytime you smile.
Greed In War
The Iraqi government is inviting major oil multinationals to participate for the first time in the development of the oil industry, without waiting for the passage of crucial but controversial hydrocarbons legislation. In a sign that the oil law the US has been pressing for is unlikely to be agreed by parliament any time soon, Hussain Shahristani, Iraq’s oil minister, said in an interview with the Financial Times that Iraq was now determined to push ahead with plans to raise production from a current 2.5m barrels per day to 6m bpd in five years. Iraq oil exports rise Iraq’s oil exports in January rose 140,000 barrels per day from the previous month, hitting the highest level since the US-led invasion in 2003. Exports in January climbed to 1.97m b/d, up from 1.83m b/d in December, according to shipping data compiled by Reuters on Wednesday. Iraq’s oil shipments have been rising in recent months because of more stable supplies of Kirkuk crude from the north. Speaking on the s
Fubar Freaks
downyourth...: my mother wouldn't be happy u better stop downyourth...: If I came to you it would be all over ur face and breasts sexy---I came to you hmm well yeah sure why not but don't flatter yourself ok u can't see me in person thru this site so the best we have is the shout why do you try to outthink me you will lose-period ->downyourth...: Wow you are...just fucking annoying. Seriously I hope someone kills you.Get lost. Bye. downyourth...: I can't babydoll b/c I'm invincible or didn't you know--You can't kill the man who runs this show?? ->downyourth...: They see YOU? That's funn, cause YOU came to ME. Jackass. downyourth...: I didn't use it as a joke ok I said I should put up 69 cuz I have seen 74 up on a 23 yr old ok I am not "you men" ok I don't beg or try to hit on women anywhere hun they see me and they want a stud not some dork 20 yr old that doesn't know his ass from his head babydoll and that is what we have today lil gi horndogs or mfers who are slobs with
Def Leppard-photograph
I'm outta luck, outta love Got a photograph, picture of Uh, passion killer, you're too much You're the only one I wanna touch I see your face every time I dream On every page, every magazine So wild and free, so far from me You're all I want, my fantasy Oh! Look what you've done to this rock 'n' roll clown Oh oh! Look what you've done Photograph - I don't want your Photograph - I don't need your Photograph - all I've got is a photograph But it's not enough I'd be your lover, if you were there Put your hurt on me, if you dare Such a woman, you got style You make every man feel like a child, oh You got some kinda hold on me You're all wrapped up in mystery So wild, so free, and so far from me You're all I want, my fantasy Oh! Look what you've done to this rock 'n' roll clown Oh oh! Look what you've done Photograph - I don't want your Photograph - I don't need your Photograph - all I've got is a photograph You've gone straight to my head Oh! Look wh
Contest A 30 Day Blast/2nd A Vip / Let's Party
Hello Everyone...Let's have some fun! Glad to see that everyones reading this. Are You ready to have some real fun & get EXTRA attention & Luv to Your Profile ? It's gonna be an open theme pic contest but no NSFW entries . Well here comes how You can get extra luv all the way around. Contest is gonna start on Jun 17th @ 10 am (Pacific)- 1pm(Eastern) Til July 1st( tuesday @ 10 am (Pacific)- 1pm(Eastern). All entries need to be sent to... Blondie in private message to enter. Click name above or link at the bottom to go to her profile All pic rates will be worth 10 points over all so theres no need to worry about down ratings of your pics. 1st Place Needs 40,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 30 day blast. 200-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profiles for a week & pimp out bully for a week. 2nd Place Needs 35,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets vip/or a 7 day blast. 100-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out
A Sad Day In Lakerland
The Celtics completed their championship season, with a 39 point thrashing of the Lakers last night. As a Laker fan, it was an end to a very long season, filled with intrigue, back stabbing, and hope. I'm sad, but I still have hope. Unlike the Celtics, the beloved have a long future. They're relatively young, Phil can still coach, and they have Kobe. They kept up, and didn't have enough pieces this year to cap off the season, but they were missing a key piece, Andrew Bynum, and got a lil taste, and are hungry. But I'm not here to blow the Lakers horn, or boo hoo, or make excuses. I'm here to congratulate the Celtics. As much as I can't stand the Celtic organization, I'm glad for Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, and Ray Allen. All three have always been favorites of mine, and now they all have their rings. And they're likeable. You don't read about them in the police blotter. They don't talk like they were guest stars on OZ, and they come across as very unselfish, working t
Some Basic Mmh Rules
OK wow, some people are taking Fubar WAY to seriously...granted Ive been pondering getting rid of my account since the drama llama keeps visiting. I enjoy this site..its like a game, Ive met some kick ass people on here so if I do cancel I will be baqck around. I will put some things straight here just incase Im sticking it out. 1. NO nsfw pics of me... that is on a need to see basis! NO! YOU CANT SEE MY TITS, ASS, or PUSSY! 2. Don't call me sexy, babe, baby, or any other pet name...that has to be earned and if its not then its degrading to me. ***NOW having said that...dont get upset thinking that If you call me that I am upset, I'd have spoken up already. Trust me... 3. Don't hit up my page checking on your man...if he is YOUR man he isnt mine, trust me I do not like sharing my cock. (you bet your ass I said that) Even if its just a "fu" cock (yeah see waaaayyy to serious here people). 4. The song Superman by Eminem is on my playlist for a reason....not much to fa
Flock
Is your Flock running slow tonight? Mine certainly is..ACK!
Seventy Buttons
From the base of her neck to the bottom of her spine Glimmering stars by candles flame a fragile spider's chain Curvey and schimmering dropplets of rain, seventy Borealis Crystal buttons float on a net of sheer salmon lace Seventy buttons the maid hooked with great pains To be undone by her man alone when the time came This flower of evening now groomed,open and scented Wise this daugther Eve and vessle of the artist's hand Thru divine revelation she alone understands this man His spirit needs,his body craves nocturnal delight How he too anticipates an enlightening gift of body Adoring the notion spirit wrapped and tied in bows She runs thru ice crystals to the waitng cab Bundled in fox furs that skip on the snow swirles Thus begins the music prelude to the dance His fedora,voice and touch, tools of this encounter He won't welcome her with words or his eyes The tools of this encounter and game Oh! How he loves to begin at her feet, untie and taste Midnigh
The Calling
The Calling Let me sleep, for my soul is intoxicated with love and Let me rest, for my spirit has had its bounty of days and nights; Light the candles and burn the incense around my bed, and Scatter leaves of jasmine and roses over my body; Embalm my hair with frankincense and sprinkle my feet with perfume, And read what the hand of Death has written on my forehead. Let me rest in the arms of Slumber, for my open eyes are tired; Let the silver-stringed lyre quiver and soothe my spirit; Weave from the harp and lute a veil around my withering heart. Sing of the past as you behold the dawn of hope in my eyes, for It's magic meaning is a soft bed upon which my heart rests. Dry your tears, my friends, and raise your heads as the flowers Raise their crowns to greet the dawn. Look at the bride of Death standing like a column of light Between my bed a
Cassidy - Hotel
[R Kelly:] Ladies and gentlemen, you are listening to the sounds of swiss beats. We got cassidy in here. Kels! We in our throwbacks. This is for the ladies, we got room keys. [Chorus (R Kelly):] Girl you wanna come to my hotel, baby I will leave you my room key. I'm feelin' the way you carry yourself girl. And I wanna get with you 'cuz you's a cutie. So if you wanna come to my hotel, all you gotta do is holler at me. 'Cuz we're having an after party, checkin' out 6 in the mornin', 6 in the mornin', 6 in the mornin', 6 in the mornin', 6 in the mornin' checkin' out 6 in the mornin', 6 in the mornin' [Cassidy:] I'm staying in the hotel, not the motel or the holi-day inn. If that girl don't participate, well then I'ma take her friend. Well if, mami is with it then, mami can give it then, mami a rider, I'ma, slide up beside her. I got a suite, you can creep on through, I know you tryin' to get your freak on too, I'll do it all for that (lady), yeah I ball for that (la
Not An Artist
Not an Artist by LateNiteFantasy© I dedicate this poem to fubar... * I’m not an artist as you can see, I’m not, though I try my darnedest, I try, I do, why can not I be, Regardless, I’m not an artist. I write poems that follow all the rules, The rhyme and meter are well defined, Those that praise me are considered fools, Or people whose tastes are not that fine. Of stories, my subjects are so crude, Sexual fiends seem to be the hosts, These T and A tales are too rude, But, the number of words matters most. I’m not an artist, that much is true, If you read, don’t forget to vote, I will try to write and interest you, Any ideas, just drop me a note.
Yes, Like That
Yes, Like That by LateNiteFantasy© Yes, Like That Yes, Like that, That is what I hear you cry, Crying out that you want more. More is what you want, Want is needing to be satisfied. Satisfied is the state which you will reach. Reach out for me, with your tongue, Tongue, my tongue within you, You look to me. Me within you, and without you You being the sum of my world. World’s splinter in the moments. Moments between desire and satiation. Satiation is on you now. Now my tongue withdraws from you. You call out in formless words, Words which are lost forever in a moment of desire. Desire that burnt like a flame. Flames that burn and then go out. Out, only to be relit and reborn. Reborn in a moment lit by desire. Desire for you.
Single Tear
Single Tear I thought of you tonight. A single tear ran down my face. It hurts so much when you come to my mind. My thoughts begin to race. The more your there, The more I feel the pain. A pain so profuse and profound, That words eluded me when I try to explain. I thought about the loves I have had. I thought how could I explain it, If by chance you would ask me to. The only thing that came to my mind is maybe your conected to my soul. I have loved before, But I have always been able to let go. What is it about you that always lingers on? That makes that single tear, stream down my face? Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
Fu Slaves Of The Day
beachbaby27 fu owned by shockeyd69@ fubar ChIcAgOs~OnLy~CaSpEr...~~~Fu Angels~~~(nSfW)Dont Like Me Bite Me!!!!~owned byshockeyd69~@ fubar Show'em some love for me
Just A Second
http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1835552&albumid=1084058 just a moment of your time one rate no comments, will return, all help, just ask me!
Things On My Mind
I've always believed in dreams. That someday they would come true. Always wishing on the stars, Hoping one would eventually come true. You came into my life, and both my dreams and wishes came true for me. With you I knew pure happiness. Even my darkest of days, didn't get me down. With you I knew what it truly meant to feel so alive. And no matter what went wrong, I would still be happy and smiling. Because you were in my life. But then you just disappeared without a trace. To where or why I do not know. And with you, all my happiness just disappeared and left me with nothing but lonliness and tears. All my dreams and wishes, seem so unreal now. And all that is left with me is sadness. Why or why did this happen? What did I do to deserve this? What is so wrong with me to make you just disapperar without a word, or a goodbye. Or just some kind of explaination. Was all the happiness I felt with you just a dream, that I never deserved to have and was i
Feeling You
FEELING YOU Feeling your warmth, Feeling your touch, Wanting you now, Feeling your mouth touch mine, Feeling the erotic passion you unlock inside. Feeling your fingers run down my bare back, The goose bumps come out from your very touch. Feeling your heart beating in time, Feeling you deep within my being, Feeling the desire that burns my body, Knowing I want you and I can’t let go of all the feelings. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
My Pimpout To My Fu-ownees
I know this is not normally done by an owner, but these are some of the best people I've ever met and deserve a pimpout of their own. So if you haven't F/A/R these guys, you are missing out on some of the nicest people on fubar! I love these guys and I'm proud to be their friend, and even prouder to be their owner! Fu-King Yeahmon {Shadow Leveler} Proudly owned by Farscapecat~Proud owner of DoubleD~@ fubar ¢¾BooBoo¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar ღAMANDAღ ~Shadow Leveler~Owned by farscapecat@ fubar Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle@ fubar And this guy, whose time with me is up, but is still worth mentioning, since he is such a nice guy! Hugs to you, bud! *MRmostunderated*FU/stalker2MZ.B.&~TATERBABY~ pimpedby LSD'S shellFU/BRO/2 cutie ,starr,gretchen@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by the very proud owner of the above fu's! farscapecat~Shadow Leveler~Proudly Own
Shy
I am always shy there are reasons why you don't know how much I want to make you mine how I want to hold you in my arms and cause a five alarm fire to go off most people would scoff at the things that run through my mind but you will never know and that is the worst blow there are reasons why I am always shy
Love Me
love me tonight, as i may not be here tommorow, love me for who i am, Becuse i might not be me tommorow, Love me when i dont need it, Because i never know when im going to need it, Love me like i love you, Honest and open, Love me next year, Because we really never know, Love is in the air, Or is that just me, I love a few people, they say they love me, I love you, Do you love me ? bedrock
Fact: Shai Can Be A Doofus
So turns out, I should read the directions. I tried to do something really nice for all my friends and family here at fubar, trying to make up for some of our lost time, and I screwed it up. S-C-R-E-W-E-D, folks. Tried to post a bulletin, thinking MUMM was the ticket. Yeah, that was wrong. So to anyone who happens to read this and was severly traumatized by my goof up, I prostrate myself before you. I really didn't mean to upset anyone's delicate sensabilities...which brings me to this little side note: a special thank you goes out to the thirty or so complete strangers who felt it necessary to pelt me with insults I wouldn't dare repeat...cuz it wouldn't be lady-like. I understand, of course. On the one hand, I certainly had it coming, if for no other reason than me being too spread thin to pay attention to the basics. But then, on that other hand, for being such assclowns to a perfect stranger, FUCK 'EM, I hope they get carpal tunnel. And here's why, gang: Because of the sheer vo
Special Thanks From Fkn Crazy - Everyone Read Please
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO TOOK TIME TO **FAN, RATE, ADD** ME DURING ~~SNIPERS~~ HH SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL THANKS TO MY SISSY FOR MAKING THE AWESOME BULLETIN ~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~@ fubar EACH AND EVERYONES HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED AND **CONGRATS TO SNIPER AND MS TAZ!** NOW THATS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR MUCH LOVE TO ALL FknCrazy™~Owner/Dj @ Club Naughty N Nice~ Naughty Fu-Bunny~ Fu-Momma to Navygirl ~ Fu-Angel~@ fubar (repost of original by 'FknCrazy™~Owner/Dj @ Club Naughty N Nice~ Naughty Fu-Bunny~ Fu-Momma to Navygirl ~ Fu-Angel~' on '2008-06-29 08:20:24')
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Browser Pioneer Andreesen Joins Facebook Board
Associated Press 07.01.08, 11:32 AM ET Popular Videos Face to Face with Heidi Klum Face to Face with 50 Cent Face to Face with Lauren Conrad Face to Face with Shaquille O'Neal Face to Face with Sammy Hagar Related Quotes GOOG 534.73 + 8.31 MOS 141.31 - 3.39 MSFT 26.87 - 0.64 TWX 14.82 + 0.02 YHOO 20.20 - 0.46 Most Popular Stories Young Billionaires Easily Overlooked Tax Deductions The No-Tech Hacker Job Hunting In A Downturn How To Tap Lenders When Credit Is Tight PALO ALTO, Calif. - Marc Andreessen, an entrepreneur and software engineer behind the Web's earliest browsers, has joined the board of the online hangout Facebook. Andreessen's appointment could bring additional clout and insight to a young but growing startup headed by Mark Zuckerberg, 24, who started Facebook as a Harvard undergraduate. In a statement late Monday, Zuckerberg said Andreessen, 36, "has experience that is relevant to Facebook in so many ways: scaling companies that
For Country Lol
Well, um, I just tagged myself, lol. Talking to Country Bumpkin, who by the way is a very nice lady and person to talk to (and drink with lol), I was telling her I got tagged back by "Not Telling", who forgave me to do it again, but thought I would try. I always thought and still do thing I lead a boring life. Anyway to the story, after that I drove to Walmart and more stuff popped into my head and I told Country I might do a special blog to add more. Well, here it is. 1. At eighteen I was leader of a gang (nothing like todays stuff, just to protect others from coming into our apartments and destroying stuff). 2.I have only been in 3 fights my whole life, and am 3 and 0. 3. I worked as a carnie for one week when I was 17 and thought about going with them when they left (one of them talked me out of it). 4. Use to build and race cars with my friends. My pride and joy a 70 Dodge Charger 318 4 bbl that could beat a souped up 350 Chevy ss. 5. On the average I read about one
Thank You For Making Me Godmother!!
  ~Thank You From Me - Godmother!~Godmother NCGirlUSA* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Yesterday evening I had to go shopping for my daughter an outfit for a July 4th party tonight. (We are out of town for a party) So I wasn't on Fubar until this morning. When I woke up this morning July 4th, I saw that I was Godmother!!! I was amazed, I had over 180k to go. All my friends and others that I don't even know yet had pulled together and rated my pics and sent me blings to make me Godmother!! It is really a surprise and a wonderful one at that. But I wasn't prepared on how to thank everyone, lol. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *I'm really sorry I wasn't here to reply to each of you to thank you at that time. It has taken me sightly over a year to reach level 25/Godfather. And I have enjoyed every minute of it rating and making new friends. I love and thank each and every one of you from the b
Other July 4th History
July 4 Events: 1826 Death of Ex-presidents John Adams and Thomas Jefferson 1883 Buffalo Bill Stages First Wild West Show 1997 Pathfinder Finds Mars & Lands Birthdays: 1826 Stephen Foster - song writer 1883 Rube Goldberg - inventor 1918 Ann Landers & Abby Van Buren - twin sisters and advice columnists 1924 Eva Marie Saint - actress 1927 Neil Simon - playwright
Sin Wagon
We're Gonna Do Some Mattress Dancing so bust out the Handcuffs and Whipped Cream and Are you YOU up for the ride? Well then, just Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people (be sure to put Sin Wagon in your friend request!) and then send me (aGEM4life) a private message (no shouts please) saying that you have taken the ride and R/F/A everyone! **Please make sure you R/F back and if you have already done this in the past simply leave em a comment saying "Sin Wagon already R/F you".** You will then be added to the list of riders. We are all here to meet new people and have fun so we ask that there is No Drama please. '♡aGEM4life♡'Founder 'AngelGurl'Whip Cream Distributor 'Keith'Driver 'UnknownCowboy'Handcuff Inspector (For the Ladies Only!)
Dawn Of Night
Dawn of Night by LateNiteFantasy© The midnight sky is strewn with pixie dust Magically suspended in infinity Slung low and close enough to taste as our tongues play Connect the dots across time and space Though they are always too far away To reach out and touch, and tie up in ribbon If I could believe the night was velvet And the stars were precious jewels I could finally give you half of what you’ve given me But I stand empty handed and full of heart All I can give you is me As Dawn slices through Midnight’s throat Bleeding sunshine onto the horizon We are what happens to this brand new day
Enchantment
On Native American Calling, July 7-11 Thx Kenny
From: Kenny Monday, July 7, 2008 - Mechanics of Addiction: When it comes to the question of what causes drug addiction or alcoholism, there has been ongoing debate. One emerging school of thought is that people who are suffering from physical or emotional pain find relief from their discomfort in a drink or drug. The greater the discomfort the more importance a person places on relieving it and the greater value he or she places on the drink or drug. As the abuse gets stronger and becomes addiction, there are only three eminent outcomes: death, prison or sobriety. What is addiction? Invited guests include Gary Smith, Executive Director/Narconon Drug Rehabilitation Center. Tuesday, July 8, 2008 - Voices on the Wind: Alternative energy: we've been hearing about it all over the place. But, did you know tribes and tribal enterprises are already utilizing alternative sources of power? The wind is considered by some, to be the lowest impact producing energy source. So
Love Is Missing From Me
if love had real meaning then heartbreak would never be if love wasn't impossible then it all must have been a dream if the way he felt was only true if he loved me never would it have came to be that his love was denied from me i know how i feel for him i know how i feel now alone i know that he loves me.... but i can't go on without him i don't want too so as i sit here and type and i start to think i know what must come to pass to tell him i love him to beg him not to do this to cry and tell him that i love him but nothing came from it so now i know what must be will be and i know what i must do but to do it will feel like hell but no pain will ever hurt as much as i hurt now.... no pain will ever touch me again no heartbreak no nothing will ever hurt me again
Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus Tickets On Sale Now, New O&a Photos, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's another muggy Tuesday in the New York area and the Opie and Anthony Show is wearing their mandals, and ready to broadcast... OK, maybe not everyone wears mandals. Sometimes Derek.. Remember, if you want to see any of these mandal-wearing oddballs... or maybe just Derek... just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so... NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a brand new pair of natural nubs to show you, courtesy of adult starlet Tianna: RateMyWOW: Tianna Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits t
Jasmine
jasmine fills the atmosphere,as she stretches sunlight reflected the shades of auburn in her hair her skin pale white,soft to the touch. a pink blossom trims out her tones as the dew kiss upon her brow lifting up toward the sky arms reached for the shadow huvering over her essences a touch a carrass as she is lifted slowly back onto her nestle bed awww the sweet smell of jasmine
Phoenix's Girls!!
We Are Family (2007 rework clu - GROOVESTYLERZ (LaMuzik.co.kr) ~Phoenix~@ fubar I SAY THESE ARE MY GIRLS CAUSE THEY ARE ALL IN MY FAMILY. I WOULDNT TRADE ONE OF THEM FOR ANYTHING! I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND IM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO LOVE THEM TOO. STOP BY ALL THEIR PAGES AND GET TO KNOW THEM. FAN, ADD, RATE ALL OF THESE SEXY WOMEN. YOU WILL BE BLESSED FOR KNOWING THEM, CAUSE I AM! IF THEY ASK WHY YOU ARE STALKING THEIR PAGE JUST TELL THEM I SENT YOU...SO START STALKING!!! MEMOIRE
Curious And Unbeaten - Well Almost . Sorry, More Literally Bad Rubbish.
Sorry, more rubbish of the literally lateral titular variety. Ha Ha After all the hoo hah and hullabaloo about the long title I thought about it and decided that I would not be beaten by anyone. I went into excel and typed in the title and writer, sized them to the book spine and guess what it fitted. OK I had to revise it but it is almost the same. ”Just One Drop in the Ocean Created a Jungle Meze 'n' Melee” by D.H Hole-in-Head. (Seriously made up name to get replies to surgical questions – changed to Hollingwood so the Neurology department did not think I was taking the Mickey.!) Yes, I know the titular part is long but you try thinking of a title for a group of stories that have been written over the course of 10 years. I had enough trouble with the first book. Then curiosity struck again and I did the same for the first book. It also fitted albeit with a smaller font but it is still legible to a bat wearing Boots Incorporated reading glasses - not that my Mother wi
A Slap And Tickle Friend’s Invitation For Alternative Desires, Some Thoughts About A Compeetoes Quandary And More Holiday Laundry
I just opened an email from who I thought was an ex friend on Slap and Tickle. All it gave was a weblink. Curiosity aroused and I investigated only to find another friendship website. Instead of Slap and Tickle, it was Alternative Desire. Heaven only knows why they think that because I gave up Slap and Tickle I want to replace it with Alternative Desire. Dream on and get a life sentence! Ah well, back to business and reality. I posted ten books yesterday on a Sales and Return basis and here we are with yet another invoicing form of payment. He who has the compeetoes told me, just before he went to post the package, that he was looking at Sri Lanka for our 20th, er I mean 2nd, Wedding Anniversary. I think that this is going to absolutely skin the flint of us seeing as we are allegedly skint. Anyway, after working out that I would just about have caught up with the current holiday hand washing, I agreed. Then off he who has the compeetoes went to post my parcel. When he wh
My Brothers Wedding
Well, am about to go to one last family gathering of the towp families for breakfast, then we are headingout for that 12 hr drive back home. The wedding was beautiful. When my niece came in to the chapel and started heading down the aisle my brother lsot it and was crying, then I look over next to him, my son, the bestman is crying and behind him, the next groomsman is crying. Then you look over to the brides maids and they are all crying. Something must be said about people's reactions to the Groom crying. People kept saying how sweet it was. My Brother is an awesome guy, I am so proud of his accomplishments in life. He has a beautiful wife of whom I know will not do him wrong, but rather stand by him and support him. My Mother was her typical self, always trying to be the center of attention. Yes, I had hoped that for one day she could think of someone else and not herself. I on the other hand, HUGELY felt like an outsider. Like my pressence there could have gone with out. I a
The First Part Of A Wandering Grazer
Well, according to records, this was written in 2005 but it fitted no where except as a fantasy flight. It has not been proof-read, just spot edited. Fortunately there is no dialogue to punctuate! Daisy Grazer gaily pulled at the dry grass with her strong teeth and chewed on the tough stalks. It was not the same anymore. Nothing looked as green or tasted as good as the cow remembered. Being a dreamer Daisy failed to look where she was walking and consequently tripped over some strewn articles which had been tossed over into the field. Fortunately she stopped herself from completely falling over but even so managed to bruise her poor forelegs and shins. The very cross cud-chewer looked at the cause of her trip and noticed some very strange striped garments. These look like farmer Gee’s night socks’ and Daisy pondered about them. After a moment Daisy remembered that the last time she had seen the socks was late one evening, when her mother had produced a beautiful half calf s
My Lovely Owners Check Them All Out And Show Some Love!!!
MY FU-OWNERS #1 my 1ST fu-owner check her out and show her some love ''Mistress QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3''@ fubar #2 my 2ND fu-owner check her out and show her some love ''ღஜDa®k Kittÿஜღ ~~♥♥Fo®eve® In Da®kne§§♥♥''@ fubar #3 my 3RD fu-owner check her out and show her some love ''~Lynne~ Diva Mafia ~Owner of NOVA~ ☠ÐJ-ÃÜSŠÍÊ~FU-WIFEY to FU-DADDY~#50''@ fubar
7-14
This weekend wasn't the greatest on many fronts. I battled lots of pain, I'm running out of Vicodin, my youngest's stay with me ended, and my oldest was arrested. So physically and mentally I'm drained. I did get in some good miles on Sunday, and a mile in early today, so my hip is feeling better than it has all weekend. I'm calling the Dr today, to start the process so I can get an MRI. I am tired of the nagging pain. I've had abouta month of being pain free this year, from various back and shoulder ailments, maybe its time to fix them up. I don't get to see my youngest much, so its always depressing when he goes home. I'm hoping I'll get him again a few days in August, when we go to our concert. Not to mention, it'll save us some drive time, because the concert is up by his house, so I can just take him home after it. As for my oldest, in the past week, he's buried two of his friends, victims of a car accident, and he's been arrested for being stupid. actually, it's for so
Drunkered
20 signs a girl should call it a night: 1. I have absolutely no idea where my bag is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too. 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess I was just four hours ago. 5. I drop my 2:00 a.m. burger from mcdonalds on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it. 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them so much. 7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work or enter the classroom. 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me. 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my biology teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelmi
Slap A Mime....youll Feel Better
i am off to portugal in the morning for 10 days...see you all when i get back!!
Leave Your Midgets Here For Points
Woman Accused Of Smacking Beau With Toilet Seat
Woman accused of smacking beau with toilet seat Mon Jul 14, 7:22 PM ET FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Police arrested a couple after the woman allegedly hit her boyfriend with a toilet seat. The woman, 18, told police that she found her boyfriend smoking cocaine in their bathroom and turned on the shower to try and wash away the drugs. The pair argued and when he refused to give up the drugs, authorities say the woman hit him with the toilet seat. The boyfriend was charged with cocaine possession and later released on bond. The woman faces a battery charge and was released without posting bond.
Us
Thunder ripped through the skies while the clouds dripped blood on those that forgot the rules of the soldiers of the underworld. Multiple raging fires consumed the streets. Contaminating our minds, our bodies, and stealing our breath. The new dawn would escape into yesterday. Through this anarchy, I saw their anger, the narrow tightness that seemed unjust. And others I saw when self-control was lost and they bordered on madness. The pain of their weapons melted into our bodies. Shattered pieces scattered. Encased in the walls I could see the bodies, lined up one by one with their mission parameter of taking the fingers of the holders of hope. Where is my God to shine his light upon me? And I hid alongside the corridors and peered from side to side to find my safest exit. Through the madness I could still see that time was a race to survival. But there stand the faces of Death approaching waiting to complete the fate. I did not know the
You Cant Hear Me
I kept hearing them call my name. One soft, the other harsh voice connected together. Although I saw no one, I could feel them close by. And I heard cries and moans of other children, sounding as if they were coming from halls. That echo sound that lingers on. And long trails from up above hung strings or thread of gold. It's beauty cast it's colors upon my eyes. And I felt drawn to follow the glimmering reflection that seemed to be moving along the path. My name growing louder and louder as I pursued the gentle glow. The aria kept it's tune. The coldness that surrounded me seemed to signify all that darkness is all about. And when I turned and looked behind me, there was nothing in it's presence. It was like a hole and it seemed to be taking in whatever stood in it's view. Moving faster to escape this entity, no soon as a cast in the eye, I was at the bottom of a pit and I saw emeralds encased in the pillars that surrounded the circle above. And above me, ash-red s
Ladies Please Read!!! - Saw In A Bully Had To Post It Here...
WARNING 2 WOMEN! read immediately! its not a joke killer on the loose State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully".. then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of imahustlababay or http://www. myspace. com/ineedatipdrill contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Gentlemen, PLEASE let your Lady Friends know.... IF WE C
A Moment In Time
FEEL THE MAJIK - WITCHY'S WIKKED GRAPHIX What is it I see staring off into space? Another world of things to come or something more? What is it I desire & hope for feeling lonely & blue? A moment in time! In a far off land, The world seems calm & still. Settled in with the world at hand. What is it I think as I sit in this place? The water moves in the beauty of the moment. A party left behind for a moment of silence. To be at peace with ones thoughts in this moment in time!!!!
Anodyne
anodyne \AN-uh-dyn\, adjective: 1. Serving to relieve pain; soothing. 2. Not likely to offend; bland; innocuous. noun: 1. A medicine that relieves pain. 2. Anything that calms, comforts, or soothes disturbed feelings.
Just Entered The Fubar Realm
This place ROCKS.....has all the right music and peeps...Kickin ass on the WILD SIDE!!! Rock on Motley Crue...Love Craven
Bully Bullying
I've decided to delete people who send out bullying bullies. I'm tired of seeing bully's that curse you out for not reposting their bullies.
A Friend In Need Of Advice
I've got a friend in need of advice. So I'm posting this here in my blog. Please, if you have any sort of advice for her, please leave comment. I will make sure that she sees the advice given. Any advice is very much appreciated. What she needs advice on is below the --- lines. Please, if you don't have serious advice for this situtation, please don't comment. If you have well wishes, that's fine. Comment. But if all you're going to do is bad mouth and bash, please don't. Because this is a very serious situation! Alright. Onto what my friend needs advice on. When the post is done there will be another set of ---- lines. ------------ Alright. I need some advice. So, please, if you don't have any serious advice or well wishes, please don't respond to this. Because I really don't know what to do about this anymore. I've tried everything I can think of and I'm at wits end on this subject. And for the sake of privacy, I'm going to be calling my friend Mandy and her boyfriend Tom. Th
My New Theme Song
Bitches
Karadzic Will Fight Extradition
Karadzic will fight extradition Mr Karadzic reinvented himself as a devotee of alternative medicine A lawyer acting for the former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic has said he will fight moves to extradite him to the UN war crimes court at The Hague. Mr Karadzic is wanted on charges of genocide and crimes against humanity. He was arrested in Serbia on Monday, and has three days in which to appeal against his transfer to The Hague. The Serbian Foreign Minister, Vuk Jeremic, said the arrest of Mr Karadzic showed his country was firmly committed to European Union membership. The arrest of Mr Karadzic and other indicted war criminals is one of the main conditions of Serbian progress towards joining the EU. A new European-leaning government took office in Serbia about two weeks ago. "One of the utmost priorities for the Serbian government is to make sure that Serbia continues along the path towards full EU membership. There's one remaining obstacle, whic
What Is The Dc
What is the Dark Carnival? The Dark Carnival preaches to everyone in many different ways. Me and Shaggy are just one of it's ways to reach people. For example, even an old lady that plays Bingo every weekend will eventually hear the words of the Dark Carnival only it will be through a different outlet. Something that interests her will give her the message. Weather or not she acts upon it is up to her. What ever this force is, it reaches us all, whether you heed its warnings or not is your own choice. This is what will happen to those that received the Dark Carnival's messages threw us. After death, your soul will stand up out of your body. You will all the sudden see The Dark Carnival's parade of wagons rolling towards you. Lead by the 6 Joker's Card faces on giant flags and an entire parade of ghost and wagons following them. You'll know right when you see them that there not with God and not with the Devil... These wagons are about to take you to one of them though. You're abo
The First Night
HE EASES HER BACK ONTO THE SHEETS.COVER HER GENTLY WITH HIS FORM.AS HE SLOWLY BEND DOWN TO KISS HER LIPS.HARD,WET.INTENSE.SHE MOVES TO HIS INVITE.BRINGING HERSELF TO MEET HIS HARD CORE FRAME.HE WATCHES HER AS SHE MELTS INTO HIS FLESH.AND HE IS LOVING WHAT HER BODY IS TELLING HIM.SHE SPREAD WIDE,AND WETNESS SIPS OUT,AND HE KNEW,SHE WAS TO BE HIS TONIGHT.HE WAS TOUCHING PLACES THAT NEVER WAS FELT BEFORE,AND THIS EXCITED HER.,AND HE WAS GIVING IT ALL TO HER.HE BREATHED UPON HER SKIN,AND HE WAS HOT.HOTTER THAN HE EVER HAD BEEN BEFORE.AND SHE KNEW TONIGHT HE WOULD BE HERS.HE MOVED INTO HER.SLOWLY,AND THIS SET HER ON FIRE.HE TOUCHED HER LIKE A VIRGIN,AND THIS TURNED HER ON MORE.SHE HADNT FELT LIKE THIS WAY FOR A LONG TIME,AND HE KNEW IT.HE WOULD BE HER FIRST TONIGHT,AND THIS TURNED HIM ON MORE.HE KISSED HER NECK.BITING,SUCKING,AND SHE WANTED MORE.SHE ACHED FOR THIS,AND SHE KNEW,THAT HER FANTASY OF HIM,OF THEIR FIRST NIGHT WAS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.HE MOVED DOWN HER HIPS LIKE A HUNTER IN SEARCH
Rev Truth
Ok Ninjas and Ninjettes I need to Point some stuff out. There seems to be a growing trend for Anti Juggalo groups. They say they have killed Juggalos beaten us up in fights. Do not buy into this. Yes there have possibly been a few Ninjas and Ninjettes out there who have been killed or beaten up for being a Juggalo but it happens. Allot of people die or face abuse because of someone else's ignorance. But these groups who are springing up on the internet and showing up at shows and minis are just toying with us trying to get us to act out in ways to make us look worse than we already do, due to juggalos out there who have everything all wrong and go out and do some stupid shit. We do need to do something about this problem but making threats of using hatchets and killing and what not, is not the right way. Being a Juggalo is not giving f*in care to what people think about us and our views. We believe in a higher power that most refer to as God. We want respect and respect those who respe
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What My Name Is In Numbers
thank to my sister for this idea and link...if any one would like to do their own the following link below just caut and paste please... http://paulsadowski.com/Numbers.asp There are 15 letters in your name. Those 15 letters total to 67 There are 6 vowels and 9 consonants in your name. What your first name means:Scottish Female Scottish surname and place name. Gaelic Male From the gray fortress. Gaelic Female From the gray fortress. Celtic Male From the gray fortress. Celtic Female From the gray fortress. Your number is: 4 The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service, struggle against limits, steady growth. The expression or destiny for #4: Order, service, and management are the cornerstones of the number 4 Expression. Your destiny is to express wonderful organization skills with your ever practical, down-to-earth approach. You are the kind of person who is always willing to work those long, hard hours to push a project through to complet
Life Savers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers Candy. the teacher had given them. They Would Look at and taste them The children began to say: " Red............cherry," "Yellow.........lemon "Green..........lime," " Orange ........orange," Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," she said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're azz holes
Orgasm????????
Why is orgasm a 6 letter word? Cuz its easier to spell than Ohmygodyesohshitdeeperyesfuckme!
Now Hiring Promoters!
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Ogunquit (a Poem)
Away from the shoreline lights The sea is black with night Not a star in the heavens seen Just the sound of waves serene Cloaked in the fog, a mystic lair Salty scented summer air Not a wind to banners fly No moon hangs in the dark sky The white capped waves curl on to shore Loud and crashing then calm once more Again and again and again they roar Repeatedly rocking a boat at moor Out of the darkness a distant light Blinks upon the velvet night A beacon to me here on land Standng on the shifting sand
Pictures Argh!!!!
Okies here's the thing I need help, I want to make some coolpictures of my own n learn how to make sig any one have any ideas on what programs or sites to use for BEGINNERS Lol, I have photoshop but OMG lol I am so confused with it and i don't think its what i want anyway I wan to add words n lights and stuff lol I don't know any ideas would help out alot though Tanks Luvs =D
Where I Stand
Here I stand, Until the time Was it a crime to see what cannot be touched Hear voices speak words that can't be undone Was it my fault I was invincible To the naked eye, I am invisible I cannot be seen Because no one wants to see me I am different Different from the rest of them So they ignore me But I don't ignore them No one is friendly Why were they so blind Because I am not them I am only mine I am different But I can see But they can't see me I watch them fall Divided they fall Together they die But here I stand Until the end of time Was it a crime that I was unique Original to the human mind I was invisible to there standards Invisible to their lies But as they kneel to beg I watch them beg But here I stand until the end of time Was it a crime for me to live my life A crime for wanting to survive No one would answer So I will wait until the end of time © By Taj-domayn C. Thompson
Can You Tame Me?
Can you be the owner to tame me? I've entered an auction and need an owner that can tame the wild!! Please stop by and place a bid or a rate!!! Thanks & Spanks, Mary
The Anti-spam
this is getting very annoying.... whenever I try to sen comments to all My loverly friends on here, I keep getting blocked by this new "anti-spam" crap. Is this just Me? or is it happening to everyone? I love getting the comments and respect from all of you, and enjoy giving back, but this is making it so, I dont as much. Wizard
Raiders Nation
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Stolen From Lewis
It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?............Warner 2. 4 letter word......................want 3. Vehicle: ..........................Wrangler 4. City / Neighborhood: ..............Washington DC 5. Boy Name: .........................William 6. Girl Name: ........................Wendy 7. Occupation: .......................whore (:o) 8. Something you wear:................watch 9. Food: .............................watermelon 10. Found in a bathroom:...........water, duh! 11. Reason for Being Late...........weather 12. Something you shout..............Weeeeeeeee! 13. Animal:..........................Whale 14. B
Do I Have News For You
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What Have We Learned?
What Porn Has Taught Us 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the

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