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Say Thanks To The Ppl That Really Count
HEY IF U WOULD PLS REPOST THIS THAT WOULD BE GREAT. I RAN ACROSS A FIREFIGHTER TONIGHT AND SAW SO MANY OF HIS PICS THAT SHOWS WHAT HIS JOB REALLY IS AND I KNOW WE HAVE BUSY LIVES AND DONT THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS. I JUST WANTED TO SEND A THANK YOU TO ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT HAVE JOBS THAT MAKE OUR LIVES BETTER. THIS IS NOT ALL OF THEM AND IF U WANT TO ADD MORE PLS DO THIS IS A LIST OF JUST A FEW THAT WE JUST NEED TO STOP AND SAY THANK YOU FOR THE JOB U CHOOSE.THESE PPL SAVE LIVES AND MAKE A BETTER PLACE FOR US TO LIVE ... T H A N K Y O U !!! FIREFIGHTER POLICE MILITARY DOCTORS TEACHERS

This Is Bull Shit!!!!! It Needs To Stop!!!!!!
I WILL NEVER, NEVER UNDERSTAND ANY HUMAN BEING WHO CAN NUMB THEIR CONSCIENCE AND DO CAUSE SUCH HORRIFIC SUFFERING TO ANOTHER LIVING THING ...... THIS IS BEYOND BEING BARBARBIC..... HOW CAN ONE STAY SILENT AND DO NOTHING WHEN THIS KIND OF SUFFERING EXISTS ON THIS PLANET? Folk Remedies: Animal Torture Boiled Cats in South Korea "The thinking man must oppose all cruel customs no matter how deeply rooted in tradition or surrounded by a halo. . . . We need a boundless ethic which will include the animals also." — Dr. Albert Schweitzer, Nobel Peace Prize laureate The following information and photograph are from the Korea Animal Protection Society. These large pressure cookers are used to liquify cats to produce goyangi soju, a tonic believed to cure rheumatism as well as a variety of other ailments. These same cookers are used to make gae soju, made from dog, and heuk yomsoh, a tonic made from black goats. The following incident was recently related

These Last Few Days...
Alright, where to start. i could just jump around as usual. where did i leave off... friday, early morning. didn't leave you with much on friday, said i'd write more but didn't. how wrong of me. i'm sure you were all terribly disappointed. so where have i disappeared off to for the last few days. Let's see... Friday, i drove up to CVS and looked for a certain easter candy, after that i called my friend from work to figure out when i could pick her up so we could go to lunch. We ate at a little cafe which i enjoyed quite a bit, followed by frozen yogurt covered in butterfingers and heath bar. which i aslo enjoyed quite a bit. Her and i have decided to write a movie. we will be famous, oh yes, we will be famous. the following day i did some work around the house. my dining room and my living room are (or were both empty) which i thought was great... until i wanted to watch a movie, and didn't have anywhere to watch it. so i emptied out the middle bedroom (today)... wait hold

Little Known 'did You Know' Sex Facts
Little known 'Did you know' Sex facts Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular. Did you know?...In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them. Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm. Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. Did you know?...14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once. Did you know?...According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B. Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the feti

These Are Cool As Hell
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The Scoop
Well, all, time is flyin' like mad, and it's been hectic in Silverland! I am still workin on my website, when t's finished and ready to publish, yall will gt the link, no worries :) In Wicca-related news, I had a great ostara, didn't do much as far as celebration goes, but the day was nice, and I'm so ready for the weather to catch up with the calendar lol! Not much else happenin'...still rockin' with Hot Rocks Radio...check it out if you haven't already....great tunes and awesome DJs 24/7, and for free? Ya can't beat that with a sharp stick! LOL Either visit their homepage (www.hotrocksradio.com) or click on the player on my profile and start diggin' the musical sweetness :D

Where's My Bbw?
I just wanted to let all the big girls and our fat luvin friends to come on over and join a new community geared torwards BBW... for ADULTS! about fucking time! It's brand new so come on through and show some support http://www.adultbbwvibe.com/AriesBBW HAVE FUN! sinsexually, Aries LOOK ME UP :)

Horny - Scope's Lol
AQUARIUS - Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION : Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY: A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she finds him,

Spell For Poetic Inspiration
Perform on a Wednesday when the moon is waxing. Best if done when the moon is in Gemini, but it's not required. Light a purple candle. You can also burn some jasmine or rose incense if you wish. Say this incantation: "Oh Goddess Brigit, bright lady of the flame, blessed mother of the poets. Lend me such insight, wisdom, and divine inspiration that the words may flow to me and that I may may craft them beautifully so that they spin a tapestry of magic In the hearts of all who hear them. So mote it be!" Leave the candle to burn itself out. when it does, put it wherever you keep rituals remnants and give thanks to the Goddess for her gift.

Omg Men Suck!!!
somtomes i wish i could close my eyes and dream, but dreaming always gets in the way of reality, its hard beg me, but only me eyes can see my only dream is to be happy.... tears run down like waterfalls because guy treat me like shit, but hey i dream i cry, but where does that get me i have a heart of gold would u see it no, cause why cause u look at me as being gay but i don't care im me and i won't change me for nothing, late at night i dream but i wish my dreams where real cause all i want is to be happy.

Song For This Moment Thx To My Other Blog Situation
so here is the song i am listening to now its my song based on the how i feel from what happend in the other blog. Of course i cant bang my head to it that will take place next when i play some bloody sabbath and bls. NEIL YOUNG LYRICS "Heart Of Gold" I want to live, I want to give I've been a miner for a heart of gold. It's these expressions I never give That keep me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. Keeps me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. I've been to Hollywood I've been to Redwood I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold I've been in my mind, it's such a fine line That keeps me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. Keeps me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. Keep me searching for a heart of gold You keep me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. I've been a miner for a heart of gold.

Our Thoughts And Prayers For Virginia Tech
This morning the students, faculty and family of Virginia Tech were the victims of the worst shooting incident in U.S. History. Since all of the details are still coming I won't begin to mention them. Instead I ask everyone to send their thoughts and prayers for the lives lost in this senseless tragedy, to the families and friends that have a long road of recovery to go, and to the hope that nothing like this ever happens to anyone we know, much less again.

A Moment Of Silence
A Moment of Silence update was up to 33 As many of you may or may have not heard there was a shooting at virgina tech campus today, confirmed as of 230 p.m today there was 33 fatalitys.. making this the in the deadliest shooting rampage in U.S. history, This is a sad day and no words can even begin to express how deeply shocked America is. There familys and all of the students/staff at virgina tech are in my prayers and this deadly day comes to pass. So i ask all of you to stop what your doing for a brief moment and say a prayer for all of these people.. its a tragedy noone can explain and is truly unfortunate. 4~16~2007 ~Never To Be Forgotten~

The All American Female
I been nosing around at profiles, and i have come to the conclusion that ALL the sexiest females are American. Am i living in the wrong country??? Somebody please get me a plane ticket and give me a roof over my head and i'm there, lol.

I Miss Being Kissed !!!!!!!!!
Somedays I love being single... love the fact ..You have the freedom to do what you want..when u want.. You can sleep in the middle of the bed. You can have toast for dinner if u feel like it. You dont have to nag someone to put the toilet seat down. Your not fighting for the remote. Then you have the moments when.. You need someone to cuddle.. You would love someone to make u a coffee ! Someone to take you out for dinner.. Or just lay on the couch with.. Tonight..I miss being Kissed.

At Night I Dream Of You
At night I dream of you, Coming to be by my side. I see your silhouette at first; I watch your calm, quick glide. Dream of me", she said as she left him on line "Dream only of me my love, and me alone" And later that night, when his body hit the bed, Visions of her beauty danced through his head Vivid images We both have Pictures in our mind. Our night's love, our passion; All in our dream we shall find. Our devotion in reality we Share Once again, you'll whisper to me, "Hello, my dear angle so sweet " Your touch eases me, holding me Removing any fear. knowing your devotion to me His first dream of her was Her seeing her walk into his arms Dancing with the night, Under the full moon's light The beauty of her face reflected in his eyes Never before had he felt so happy, never before had he felt so alive Vivid images We both have Pictures in our mind. Our night's love, our passion; All in our dream we shall find Our devotion in reality we Share Your g

Submission
I will bind you with My contract, wrap you in My arms, Please you with My contact, own you with My charms. I will seal you with My markings, store you on My shelf, Free you from all dark things, save you from yourself. I will find you in My presence, lose you in My midst, Breed you for My peasants, clench you in My fist. I will show you what you don't know, reshape what you do, I will take you where you won't go, take you black and blue. I will ask you but for one thing, give you nothing less, Break you down to nothing, then destroy the rest. What remains is pure submission, freely offered Me, In these chains of precondition, slave for life ye be

What Up?
so i'm back from another grueling week of constant repeditiveness....And once again it's going to be a pretty boring going to be consisting of well work.. and homework....these classes are stressing me out too ... So how about everybody who accually reads this leaves me a nice comment everyone have a great firday and weekend.. you'll see another post soon Raven

Embarrassed.
I've been pretty busy here tonight, meeting new people, rating pictures, etc. And I guess this isn't really a rant, because I love CT, but I find it pretty embarrassing when I make a new friend, she rates everything I have (bless her heart for that), and I get this error message saying I've reached my daily rating limit for my level. Of course, I'll go back and finish up as soon as it lets me, but it seems kind of "catch 22"... *sighs* Anywho, if you get bored, wander over to her page and show her some love, because I can't at the moment. =/ ToXic SiN@ CherryTAP

All My Friends Are Dead In Ohio
All My Friends Are Dead Artist: Turbonegro Album: Party Animals Label: Burning Heart Records Year: 2005 Where're your friends? Where're your friends? Where are your friends, man? What? What? Where're my friends? All my friends are dead. All my friends are dead. You got kicked in the head, All my friends are dead. All my friends are dead. All my friends are dead. You got smacked in the head, All my friends are dead. I always knew that they would end up like today. They bought the bullet and they paid with hand grenades. Hey! x3 All my dreams were lies. All my dreams were lies. Lemme see the skies, All my dreams were lies. All my friends are dead. All my friends are dead. You got dragged outta bed, Now they're buried and they're dead. I always knew that they would end up like today. They bought the bullet and they paid with hand grenades. Hey! x3 Fuckin' Eh! I always knew that they would end up like today. They bought the

And They All Wonder Why I Have Nothing To Do With Them
I got a call from my brother and a few other members of the family telling me to get to a resturant for so we can all have dinner. calling me up as of course an after thought since they had got there and had eattin by the time I walked there they were on their way out the door.

I Can't Imagine
I can't imagine a day Without your charming smile Nor can I justify Convey How much I love your style I can't imagine a week Without warm embrace Nor the adsence of your pleasing form And lovely, flawless face I can't imagine a year Without you near to share The times that do endear Or the moments of despair I can't imagine a life time Without you at my side For if I want a love divine I need you as my guide I can't imagine eternity Without the love that can now be known My spirit wanders hopelessly in agony alone!!!

Need A Little Help Please
Hello friends, family, fans: I'm on a doctor ordered R&R vacation. Visiting relatives in Ohio. I'm only able to be online a few hours a day and it is killing me. You all know how addicted I am to the Tap. So R&R isn't going to do me any good. LOL. So I'm asking for a little help with my contest. I need rates and comments. Whatever you can do to help me out to keep ahead of the game. I thank you in advance for your help. Here is my link. I love you all bunches. Muwahzzzzzz.

Lmao
What kind of lover are you?BarbaricYou have a wild, fierce, and strong animal-like nature behind your lovemaking and that makes you very passionate. When you find the "one" you can give your whole heart to, you give that and then some! It's true that most people say there's no love behind that much fire but that's quite the opposite. You love who you're with and have no problem slamming them down on the sheets and showing them the time of their life! For this, your lover will respond back with the same animal nature and that will show you how much they love you back! For you, it's rough all the way and always very heated and intense!!!How do you compare? Take this test! |

Silent Thunder{2000}
There's silent thunder in my heart Teardrops falling though the cracks As what's left,quickly falls apart This rusty chain's all thats keeping it intact Every link there remains a memory of you And all the pain you put me though There's silent thunder in my soul My dignity and pride,it packed up and left And there's lost's of room now to lose control Whatever you left behind,your memory took the rest Your as beautiful as ever,and I'm ever a disgrace There's silent thunder in my mind Reliving your words and your touch There just had to be a sign I must have overlooked it,caught up in the rush Guess I never really knew you at all All your pretty hateful lies That's what make's us fools fall Now there's silent thunder in my heart And I'm falling all apart There's silent thunder in my heart To fix it,I don't know where to start This silent thunder in my heart

How Bad R U Wanted?????
Subject HOW BAD R U WANTED????? Body: Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! It is really amazing to see what people really think about you...and I promise you are probably going to be shocked at some of the responses.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___

125 Things Not To Say Durring Sex
1)is it in? 2)that's it? 3)you've got to be kidding me. 4)(phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you? 5)do i have to pay for this? 6)do i have to call you tomorrow? 7)oh momma, momma! 8)oh dadda, dadda! 9)you look better in the dark. 10)this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. 11)i thought that goes in the other hole.... 12)don't tell my husband/wife. 13)you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it). 14)this sucks. 15)can you finish now? i have a meeting... 16)i hope you don't expect a raise for this... 17)i think you might get the job for this. 18)damn! is that all you know what to do. 19)did i tell you, i have herpes? 20)now we must get married. 21) hurry up, the games about to start. 22)i'm hungry. 23)i'm thirsty. 24)zzzzzzzzzzzz. 25)are you trying to be funny? 26)can i have a ride home after this? 27)are those real? 28)by the way, i want to break up. 29)is that smell coming from you? 30)haven't you ever done this before? 31)wow!! i

What I Should Buy
hi all im trying to deside on what type of sunglasses i should get. lets say im driving down the road and u see me what kinda of sunglasses should i be wearing to catch your eye. and then if i do, what kind should i be wearing when im with u??? pls let me know. thanks

We Are Still Around, Just Not As Often
Hey Fans, Friends & Family: Just wanted to say HI to you all. Let you know we miss being here and talking with you. LIFE gets busy and crazy sometimes as you all know and it seems for us lately, we just get home from work, get all the cooking, cleaning and etc. done each night and then it is time for bed. Where does the time go? As most of you know, I lost my only child to Cancer - and in May (May 8th to be exact) it will be 3 years since he passed. Doesn't seem possible - again, where does time go? Ryan's birthday is in May also and so isn't Mother's Day - so needless to say that these dates have significance to me and well, I don't think anything more needs to be said. If I am more scarce this next month, well, I hope you will understand why. Don't get me wrong - I don't miss Ryan MORE on these particular days/dates, they just are significant dates in my life. EVERY day I miss Ryan... EVERY day I think of Ryan... EVERY day I wish that he was here... EVERY day I s

Blah!
Blah.. I'm so tired of the So and So wants you to see this Profile/Picture/Mumm thing. It's getting ridiculously annoying. It's gotten to a point where if I get more than one a day from a certain member I'm deleting them. If I want to look at certain things I'll find them on my own. I don't need your help. One every once in a while is fine but one hourly? or even daily? That's crazy. BLAH!

Taking Time Off The Net For A Few Days
I will not be logging on for a few days I have some things I need to take care of I might log on long enough to check message or what not but I wont be talking or doing anything other then reading my messages. Leave me love if you want I will return it when I have my stuff taken care of but as you all know my son has a head injury and I need to take a few days to care for him. So I will see you when I log back on.

My Sons Poems
Her dad always came home With liquor on his breath Her mom didn’t love her And did crystal meth They beat her And yelled at her Every single day This made her life Pitiful in every way Thought of suicide Ran in her head She constantly thought She was better off dead She took out an old razor Her mom used for crack And she thought to herself There ain’t no turning back She took the razor And cuts deep into the vein She could think of nothing Except the pain She lays there motionless All covered in blood Her life was so messed up No one really understands

San
i’m holding you closer now than i was before. if only it were in a physical sense. i imagine it everyday you know… living… breathing… dreaming. i wake up and remember that my sheets aren’t yellow at all. but a dark burgundy color instead. the color of my insides… the color of you and i. but it’s not what i want. what do i want? i want clocks on the wall set halfway in between you and i. mine a half hour behind… yours a half hour ahead. that way we meet in the middle. i’ll be late for everything, but that’s no matter because i already am. you’ll be early. premature, but does that bother you? i want a merle pup named locke. with pouting eyes and floppy ears. a tail wagging whenever i enter the house because he knows that i am home. that you are home. that we… are … -home-. jack is another story. he’s lazy. i want a case of green juice in the fridge at all times. and green olives. i want two tv sets. one next to the other. one ours, the oth

Lover Lay Down
Lover lay down, Let me kiss you softly. Let me touch your soul. Let me taste your health.. Lover lay down, Give so sweetly to me your heart. Let me caress your inner light with these ever so childish intentions of playing in your garden.. Let me watch your flower bloom....see those beconning vibrant colors of a fleshy pink to a blushing red... This color red so inviting...inticeing my fingertips to induldge in the simple pleasures of your majestic beauty... So Lover come and lay down with me in this eden of life, lets swim in this ocean that we have made, you and me baby all the way.... Lay Down Lover Lover Lay Down ~Goddess Of Green

Great Lyrics, Especially In The Times We're In Now -- Land Of Confusion, Collins, Banks, Rutherford.
I must've dreamed a thousand dreams Been haunted by a million screams But I can hear the marching feet Moving into the street Now did you read the news today? They say the danger's gone away But I can see the fires still alight Burning into the night There's too many men, too many people Making too many problems And there's not much love to go around Can't you see this is a land of confusion? Ah Ah Ah Ah This is the world we live in (ohh ohh oh) And these are the hands we're given (ohh oh) Use them and let's start trying (ohh ohh oh) To make it a place worth living in Oh, superman, where are you now? When everything's gone wrong somehow The men of steel, these men of power Are losing control by the hour And this is the time, this is the place So we look for the future But there's not much love to go around Tell me why this is a land of confusion Ah Ah Ah Ah This is the world we live in (ohh ohh oh) And these are the hands we're given (Ohh

Nothin'g Good About Goodbye
I rolled up my sleeves today Cause I thought that this was over But then you called to say You forgot that broach of your mother's Every time I try to cut the cord You come crawling back with some excuse You forgot something There's nothing good about goodbye I could swear I saw you cry I always knew you'd wind up falling harder There's nothing good about goodbye Just say goodbye I rolled up my sleeves today Cause I thought that this had ended But then you called again To tell me how you're gonna blow my best friend And every time I try to cut the cord You come crawling back with some excuse You forgot something There's nothing good about goodbye I can swear I saw you cry I always knew you'd wind up falling harder Falling harder Every story has two sides In the he-said-she-said fight Always knew you'd wind up falling Falling harder There's nothing good about goodbye Just say goodbye Falling, falling out of you're falling a

Hiding In A Closet
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."

What Does Your Mean?
D: Is a freak in bed E: Freaking Beautiful eyes A: Gorgeous N: Can kick ur Ass A: Gorgeous A: Gorgeous B: Loves peopleW: Very broad minded C: Really easy to fall in love with D: Is a freak in bed E: Freaking Beautiful eyes F: People wild and crazy adore you G: Never let people tell you what to do H: Easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh J: makes people laugh K: Really silly L: Best Smile M: Makes datin fun N: Can kick ur Ass O: Has one of the best personalities ever P: Popular with all types of people Q: A hypocrite R: good bf/gf S: Lives life for fun T: great kisser U: gets blamed for everything V: Not judgmental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Loved by everybody z: Lives for fun

Damn The Haters To Hell
i am so damn tired of everyone asking and wondering if im gay just because i havent dated in 5 years and had sex in a long time. just because i have taken myself out of the market so i can try to have my own life. i want to get to know me. i dont want to keep having close calls. i dont want something to happen with someone that i dont give a shit about. i would like to have some damn control over my pathetic dull life. i dont need some stupid dumb bitch trying to run and control my life. i do and have my eye on a few people but due to some certain restrictions they dont work out. that doesnt discourage me one bit. im just actually being selective now. some may say im in no position to do so witha record like mine. if you dont know ive only actually dated a few people. more flings then relationships. no regrets just wish i things could have played out a bit better. this doesnt mean im against hook-ups now. i do try to stay away from them. but feelings tend to get invole

How Hellish Are You Sexually?
Neskia, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > HELL LEVEL 3 There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations. I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity. AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

The Daughter
"Shall we give it to her now," Audra Walker asked her husband, Payton, "I don't think I can wait another minute!?!" Her husband chuckled a bit, before commenting, "You'd think that it was you getting the present and not her, but now is as good a time as any, I guess, so why not, let's do it!!!" Audra literally jumped up from the dining room table and disappeared into the large walk in closet in the foyer and retrieved a shoe box size package that was covered in silver lame' wrapping paper!!! After returning to her chair, she and her husband waited quietly for Marie to return from the kitchen with their after dinner coffee!!! "I hope she likes it," Audra whispered loudly, "I took great care in picking it out for her, okay, shush now, her she comes!!!" Payton Walker looked over to his excited wife and shook his head and smiled, she really loved having Marie around, and she was almost desperate to make sure she remained happy!!! Marie carefully poured coffee into both of their cups, and w

Past Few Days
i wanted to let everyone know that on friday morning morning me and my son were involved in a car accident and were both sent to the hospital we both have head and neck injuries and i have an additional back injury i wont be on as much until everything is settled with this. me and my son have numerous drs apts and physical theropy not only that but visits to my lawyers ..im srry i havent shown much love to my friends but i will get on it soo i promise when im able to...

Am I This
You are The Devil Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition. Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only beca

Do You Drive The Way You Shop?? A Retailers Guide To Shopping Part I
Ok for those who have talked to me and those who know me I work for a very large nationwide retail company. And working for them for the last 10 years I have asked my self this question over and over. When people go shopping is there an invisible sign on the front of the store telling you to leave your brain in the car? Here are a few reasons I ask this question. WHen you are pushing a shopping cart thru the store and you see something you want to look at, are you one of those who leave the cart in the middle of the main aisle while you walk down to look at this something. Do you realize that in doing this you are not only leaving any and all valuables open for the taking but you are also blocking the aisle for every other shopper in the vicinity. Now if you take the name of this blog and put into the context of what I have just told you, do you stop your car in the middle of the road and get out to go look at something on a side street? I bet not so whats the difference?????

Dark Fey
Six senses filled with dragonfire swelled with the approaching storm, red-gold hair flowing around her like a fountain of flame, her skirts whipping about her ankles. "Lightning, I fear you no more- do your worst!" she growled to the blackening clouds. In response, a forked bolt issued from the sky and in a crack of thunder, the rain came in heavy sheets. Kiernan threw her head back, laughing heartily as electricity coursed through her hair and around her fingers in hissing tendrils. Others had tried to cage what was in side her only to have it rattle the bars until they shattered like glass, stinging her captors with the shards. Soon all had learned to let the dark fey come out and play lest its pent-up fury destroy everything around it. Even now she knew they watched- some in fear, some in fascination- as lightning bolts crackled between her fingertips and she took pleasure in their awe, disdain, envy, and intimidation. She took sadiat

Erotica, Isn't It Wonderful
She stands and shimmies and shakes her way over to Him. She straddles His lap and continues the chair dance. His whispers into her ear, well...well.....well.........what do you have in mind now? She shrugs her shoulders, I don’t know, and what are you thinking? As she giggles that sexy little way she always does…Tee Hee Hee As she continues chair dancing in His lap, His hands stroke her hair as He stares into her brown eyes. She smiles, uh huh, I'm listening as she gently moves her body over His. Tee Hee Hee He leans in close, meeting her lips half way between them, kissing their first kiss. She sways to the seductive beat, still planted in full straddle in His lap; He runs His hands over her body. Her legs, as if with a mind of their own, wrap themselves around Him; her arms pull Him closer, and she rocks and sways in His lap. He stands up, carrying her off to the bedroom with a roaring fire in the fireplace. With her still wrapped around Him, she feels herself melt against

Wives Are Always Smarter Than Husbands!!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men." The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

Forbidden Fruit -
Forbidden Fruit I saw a tree so ripe with fruit, forbidden fruit, That I could not help but want; to taste And sample from the stems to the roots. I walked by the tree for years not giving into temptation. Until one day I walked by, and The tree whispered sweet nothings in my ear. I could resist no longer. You had begun to taste me, and I to taste you. Once I was touched, once I was kissed, I needed more. More of you; all of you. Being caressed by strong hands, and Delicate fingers, do you feel my need? Being tasted the way you taste me, Do you feel what your need does to me? Being wanted the way you want me, and Knowing what your body and spirit do to mine. Can I have you, in my bed and in my heart for all time? I want to lay next to you naked as the day that I was born, Inside your arms, beside your body, and inside your mind. I want to touch you lovingly, longingly, as if it's

Check This Band Out Everyone!
I have the exciting pleasure to introduce to all you wonderful CT people a Great Band coming out of Seattle. If u like Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice N' Chains. You'll deffinatly like this band. You can visit them at www.myspace.com/riverbendrocks Hope you enjoy! LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! P.S. Sorry about the video quality. It's all my fault. I just got this new camera and this was the first time using the recording feature. Danielle

I'm Just A Big Baby
For the past few days I have felt like I am slipping back in to a funk. I hate feeling this way. Constantly feeling like I am going to cry over some dumb stuff. I cant really post this on my myspace account cuz it might insult some of my good friends. I think I am folding under stress. I havent worked in almost 2 months so I have been depending on others to help me, which is something I have never done before and obviously do not do well. The house I am moving in to is going to take a lot more work than initially expected. And the town I moved to has nothing to offer in the way of work or as it seems, social events. I know this is something I will get over as things get better, but as for right now I feel bummed out. I think what really gets to me is that none of my friends seemed to care that I left. I tried hanging out with quite a few of them before my last night in Clarksville to no avail. Maybe I am just being a whiny, sensitive brat. That’s probably what is going on.

Cross Your Fingers Toes And Legs..ok Eyes Too :)
i wrote this to someone who ..well whatever..but fuck it i'm excited we're lookin to move, went to look at places yesterday..the third one we looked at prompted this reaction.. *grabs your arms and jumps up and down in circles* I FOUND IT I FOUND IT! omg! love love love the house..that..hopefully we'll get.i think we find out tomorrow. It's in Northport..cutest little vintage town..BEAUTIFUL area..right off the water..it's an old victorian house..BRAND new kitchen..big too..basement with washer/dryer..the bedroom looks like it was actually molded to fit..our bedroom set..the bathroom is kinda small but cute..family room extends out into a covered wrap around granny porch..the house is yellow with red trim tons of closest and such...and only 1600 for all. Plus the town is close enough that i can walk there...my mind is going crazy with ideas lol trees everywhere..idk just love it. incidently down the street is Huntington..another small town that i love, and in the park/museum the

Life...
You know sometimes I do not blog as much as really I think... get the thoughts out of my mind and in the open... really the blogs are whats inside and not what is on the outside... but I am really blogging today just to get a little off my mind. For you that don't know I have not really been on here much over the last copple of days as me mum got took into hospital after a very bad fit... really today I am blogging to say that so far she is getting on well she seems to be making slow but steady progress in getting better... she is going for a MRI scan on Monday to try and get to the root of why she relapsed... I just really hope it is not bad news... But really I don't like thinking about that my mind is on her getting better and being a mum that are famerly know and love... well really at this time I don't really want to say anymore as sometimes I do not want to think about it... Life is what it gives to us every minuet of every day... we just have to live everyday as it comes as real

The Swing
THE SWING Beneath the mighty elm tree,beside the swollen brook was the old tire swing.It was there nestled among the thicket,pussy willows swaying with the breeze they would meet.He was always there first,waiting,waiting to catch the first glimpse of her. A silhouette at first the suns rays beaming outward from behind her adorning her with an angelic glow.It was to be expected though for to him she is an angel. The covered train tressel with it`s fresh coat of red paint framed in the distance by rows upon rows of sunflowers stood in quiet observation as it awaits the clickety clack of the old steam engine.The bullfrogs croak,the fish jump as if to say...look at me, and a rabbit nibbles away. Towards her he would run, then slowing as if to not seam to eager he would call her name.She always looked around as if she hadn`t seen him and said -is someone there? It`s me he cried... oh it`s you , you silly boy , is there no place you have to be? Yes in your arms he cr

Mothers Day
Ok yeah noone wants to hear the sappy stuff but i have held this in all day and i really need to get it out my mom was murdered 16 years ago and last friday one of my best friends was murdered so this has been one screwed up week for me I have done really good pretending that i was alright today but deep down i was really hurting bad because everyone around me was loveing there mother amd i couldn't life is so unfair sometimes don't get me wrong i have learned so much from this experince in life it has made me a great person who i think god everyday that i am i love myself and who i have become because of the trials in my life but then there are days like this when it really hurts because you so badly wanna feel that love have that spot in your heart filled with joy nut its just an empty space that noone else will ever fill sry for ranting on and on Jenn

The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says..... "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Bob continues to wander around the colony. Another nude redhead passes by and the entire process is repeated and Bob is tired by now.... Bob continues exploring the facilities searching for the sauna. He finally finds one and enters the sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam to

My Goal
Ok ppls my Goal is to rate all of my friends an fam pics, First My fam then my friends so if u want em all rated you bttr open em all to me an, message me if u want me to do urs iight :-* muah* like i said im trying to no promises ¢¾

When The Fuck Are Folks Gonna Realize?
Right so this guy is calling me white Trash and telling me all people who are white try to act black so hes not only being Racist towards me Hes Discriminating against his own skin color by saying They are different fuck WE ALL BLEED THE SAME FUCKING COLOR....MEXICAN RICAN DOMINICAN...OH YEAH HE SAID BLACKS DOMINATE EVERY SPORT EVEN GOLF...WOODS IS ONLY HALF BLACK U CAN ONLY COUNT HALF HIM SORRY....AND AS FOR BASEBALL...FUCK HALF THE BLACK GUYS IN BASEBALL ARE ON CRACK AND GRIFFY WAS GOOD 10 YEARS AGO..AND JETER IS ONLY HALF BLACK AGAIN...AND HOCKEY THERES LIKE WHAT 3 BLACK GUYS IN THE ENTIRE NHL...AND FOOTBALL IS A HALF SPORT HALF DOMINATED BY BLACK HALF DOMINATED BY WHITE.....BASKETBALL IS THE ONLY BLACK DOMINATED SPORT AND FUCK LETS COUNT THE DRUGGIES AND RAPPIST..but this is what im saying...I dont give a shit what people think of me the sooner people learn that the sooner they will stop picking a fight

Getting Red
I just wanna get RED Type: Common Interest - Activities Description: Gettin RED- What could possibly be finer?(other than a few key moments in life of course), one can find a period of relief from the daily bullshit with a little RED time. Whether it's one on one or more of a group effort, the redness is taking hold everywhere and at all times- If they're is one thing that has the power to bring the masses of this crazy world together. It is all of our desires to assist ourselves in whatever may ail us. Even if you dont speak the same language or have any appriciation for one anothers culture, you will still feel about the same once the redness begins to take hold, we all might as well be screaming the chinese equivalent of "Take it To the Faaaaccceeee!"- But i digress, which one might often do under a RED influence of some kind.But. Rather than sweeping our habits under the carpet and putting on this whole facade when those who aren't normally there come around, i say that we we

Mindless Shit
1. why do newscasters always have weird mouths? look at one next time you are watching the news. 2. i hope the sex tape i made once doesnt end up on the interent along with my stack of nudie pics. 3. do you really have to use toothpaste when you brush your teeth? 4. is underwear really necessary? 5. have you ever noticed when you are really high the longer you stare at someone the uglier they get? 6. my eyebrows are perfect. 7. italian men are hot. (;)) 8. im bored.

Zombie Friends
I just went through and cleared out the friends list on my Zombie Friends account... stupid thing has it set to auto-accept all friend invites. If I happened to not recognize you from here and deleted you by accident, just send another request. I'll get you back on.

Childish Behavior On An Adult Site
Ok... This is my "bitch" for today... and yesterday and last week and prolly next week too. What is is with the "If you won't repost what I post I won't be your friend any more" crap??? Personally, I don't think you are much of a friend if you have to say something like that. Granted there are things that we all feel strongly about, but FFS are we not all unique enough that we don't have to do everything that our friends do???. I am almost 40 years old and I stopped playing the "gotta do what people says" game a long long long time ago. I grew up and got over it. If I am your friend then I am your friend. It doesn't take me reposting something (Especially when nobody is gunna read what I post anyway cause I ain't got a billion points and I ain't in some family, anyway). For those of us that are "just here for fun" perhaps we would prefer to use our cherry bucks to buy a sweet gift for our friends instead of tryin to bully them. Maybe we just want to have fun, enjoy ourselves

Low Raters
If you come to my page, and you rate me low, because you don't like people or are just plane ugly, fuck you in advance. I will block your sorry ass and all those who think your a friend. someone who rates low of someone they don't know must not be worth my time. lots of luv too the lovers don't rate haters and they'll learn faster they are not wanted here.

Blonde Degrees
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blond), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200> miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´` SECOND DEGREE Two blonds are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blond says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blond hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, " You dummy, it's me!" `´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* THIRD DEGREE A blond suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
*tinker* *bang* *hammering* Ok, well it looks like the new radio server is up and running, though I'm still going to have to tweak the rotation rules... Ideally I want to set up a station Id every six songs (every half hour, so nothing too annoying), and for the six songs have the following setup repeated twice... The highest weighted song (songs get higher weightings for being newer, being requested more. They loose weight each time they are played. It's a better form of 'random). A brand new song (each week I'll be dropping new tracks onto the server and I'd like them to feature heavily for the first couple of weeks). A least played song (something from the bottom of the pile that you probably won't have heard yet). Ok, now the task is to set up a website front end and get it connecting to the radio server so that you can interact and be your own DJ by requesting songs into the current playlist. Also be nice to have a 'now playing' thing up there as well and eventually

No Child Left Behind Act Or Should I Say Scam
No Child Left Behind Act or should i say Scam No Child Left Behind Act or should i say Scam magnify Hello to everyone today i hope everybody had a good weekend! Ok now let's get down to business! Signed into law January 8, 2002 4 months after September 11, 2001! Hmmmmm! The "No Child Left Behind Act" Wikipedia meaning of: The No Child Left Behind Act of 2001 (Public Law 107-110), commonly known as NCLB, is a United States federal law signed on January 8, 2002 that reauthorizes a number of federal programs aiming to improve the performance of U.S. primary and secondary schools by increasing the standards of accountability for states, school districts and schools, as well as providing parents more flexibility in choosing which schools their children will attend. Additionally, it promotes an increased focus on reading and re-authorizes the Elementary and Secondary Education Act of 1965 (ESEA). NCLB is the latest federal legislation (another was Goals 2000) which enacts th

For The 7 Of The Wolf Pack Who Never Came Home
I know this is a "love" song. However a famous man once said "Greater love has no man than this-That he would lay down his life for his friends" "All the things that you never ever told me All the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me Do you ever get the feeling that you're never all alone and I remember now... All the wounds that are ever gonna scar me For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me" From "The Ghost of You" -My Chemical Romance Me with SGT Davis as he goes over a wall-Only pic I have of him: Martin after an Op in Afghanistan: SPC Todd Gagelo teaching a local to fight: SGT Ramirez died of wounds 6 months after coming home: Bill Khoust: SSG Ortiz in foreground: Our "Civilian Guest": A final farewell to them:

New Al Ciada Tapes Feature U.s. Capitol Under 'attack'
Rhonda Schwartz ABC News Wednesday, May 23, 2007 FLASHBACK: U.S. Government Caught Red-Handed Releasing Staged Al-Qaeda Videos Al Qaeda has a new opening graphic for its propaganda tapes: the U.S. Capitol under "attack." "The Islamic State of Iraq...March Toward Washington" reads the headline in English superimposed over a digitally created scene of the U.S. Capitol under attack in the introductory sequence of one tape released on the Internet this week. Another from al Qaeda's "as Sahab" production arm announces "Holocaust of the Americans in the Land of Khorasan" and shows an image of the U.S. Capitol to introduce a short clip of al Qaeda fighters. "This is a disturbing new trend," says Laura Mansfield, an Arabic expert who monitors jihadi videos on the Internet. "Recall that in January 2006, Osama Bin Laden said that plans for attacks in the U.S. were in progress," Mansfield told the Blotter on ABCNews.com. "It may be that this new imagery is designed to motivate

A Daughter
A daughter is beauty at its finest. Heart of an angel, soul so pure, and sweet. Daughters are one of God's most precious gifts that he has bestowed upon the world. Angels in Heaven do not compare to thine beauty, and grace my ever so beautiful, and lovely daughter. Seeing you at birth brought more joy to me than all the money in the world could ever do. You are morning, bright, and shining, you are noon, you reside at the highest point in my heart, you are the dew kissed night. You are my daughter, heart, and soul.

Tannin Without Lines
Some guys like tan lines so they can follow the bulls eye to the important spots.....Me on the other hand am not crazy over them and prefer to tan naked because I LOVE the way the sun warms my pussy!!! MEEEEOOOOW LOOK FOR PICS....HEHEHEHE

What Do U Rate?
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I Am There
for all the world and you to see there is this beauty inside me even though it may not show it's deep within me and it grows like the roses in the sun my life has only just begun to love and laugh to watch the sunset glow to watch my child learn and grow to wish upon that shooting star to always think of how you are even though i may be far i'm with you, where ever you are if by the hands of twisted fate and i move into heavens gate i will eternally wait for you so dont you forget for this is true i will never forget you or the memories we do share if you need me i will be there to hold your hand and wipe the tear and chase away all your fears when in sorrow and in doubt i'll be with you to help you out in your most happy or darkest hour i hope i will be your special flower growing in the morning light never leaving you without a strong fight by trin,

Memorial Day
Sorry I don't have time for individual comments as I have been busy with a Memorial weekend and packing- so I leave my comments for all here and I hope for each to be enjoying their long weekends safely and happily - just please remember what this weekend is all about - and make sure that you thank those service men and women that you see and send a prayer up for those that have gone before them and a prayer of protection for those to yet serve. We set aside Memorial Day Each and every year To honor those who gave their lives Defending what we hold dear. In all the dark and deadly wars, Their graves prove and remind us, Our brave Americans gave their all To put danger far behind us. They made the ultimate sacrifice Fighting for the American way; We admire them and respect them On every Memorial Day. Sailor soldier, Risk upon the sea. Sailor sons, Depth on submarines. Sailor gunner, Aim be true. Sailor Sister, Nurse or fighter. Sailor on Battleship,

Hmmmm... 2nd Date
Hmmm... I'm still wearing a smile on my face. :) You all can't imagine how much fun I had. Not just with the movie... but because I got to spend time with someone that I care about. Someone that is a true friend... We went and watched GrindHouse... very cool. very gory movie. Right up my alley... full of action and all!!!! Stevie's seen it before but that didn't stop him from coming back to see it again. He knew I wanted to watch it so we did. He'd make little catty comments... lol... had me about rolling in the floor sometimes. He stayed the night. And we did something that couples usually don't do in bed... We actually went to sleep. I know, I know... it's amazing... right, you don't believe me... But we did. We wrestled around, tickled, talked... but none of our clothes were off. promise. We slept cuddled up next to each other. He didn't try anything... although he knew he could probably get me if he wanted to. It's not that either of us hasn't had thoughts ab

I Need Some Help Please
I am in a contest to win a week blast. the contest is for the pretties eyes and it is comment bombing. PLEASE BOMB ME!!!!!!! http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=664485&albumid=372388&i=739937354 This is the link above to get to the pic in the contest. Contest goes on for a week so please help me rack up the comments!

Very Well Put
All are quotes from J. Krishnamurti "There is no end to relationship. There may be the end of a particular relationship, but relationship can never end to be is to be related." "The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed." ..> "What is needed, rather than running away or controlling or suppressing or any other resistance, is understanding fear; that means, watch it, learn about it, come directly into contact with it. We are to learn about fear, not how to escape from it." On love and death "I wonder if you have ever known what love is? Because I think death and love walk together. Death, love, and life are one and the same. But we have divided life, as we have divided the earth. We talk of love as being either carnal or spiritual and have set a battle going between the sacred and the profane. We have divided wha

Read
A guy wrote this on his Myspace. It should make u think... I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... Because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... Nobody can measure up to that... And its not fair... Because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... Deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... Realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook

Piece Of Me - Skid Row
Sleazin' in the city Lookin' for a fight Got my heels and lookin' pretty On a Saturday night, night, night Good God, bless my soul I need a fix of rock 'n roll Come on baby you gotta wait and see You better hurry To get a piece of me Caught a lonely lady Crying on a cigarette I got nasty, nasty habits And that's all she's gonna get One for the money, two for the show So 'round and 'round and 'round we go Take a look at what-a you might need You better hurry To get a piece of me I don't have looks, I don't have money But I know one thing's for sure One night ain't enough of my love She wanted more, more, more Sleazin' in the city Lookin' for a fight Got my heels and lookin' pretty On a Saturday night, night, night One for the money, two for the show So 'round and 'round and 'round we go Take a look at what-a you might need You better hurry To get a piece of me To get a piece of me To get a piece of me

Shave Or Not To Shave?
Umm ok I am going through my monthly bull...Help me out if you know me on here... I am debating if I should regrow my mustache or shave it off and stay gotee only..Check out my last pic and let me know leave me a comment on the pic too I have like no comments on half of them and that makes me sad...( only cause i am a gay little c*nt ) thx J

Here's To All My Girls!
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for while. We went t

Sexiest Feet Contest!!!
% SEXIEST FEET CONTEST % Who has the sexiest feet? Submit your pic and find out, in my Sexiest Feet Contest!!! *IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE SEND THE LINK FOR THE PIC YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER *NO NSFW PIX ALLOWED *COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED *SELF BOMBING ALLOWED *PIC RATINGS ARE IN PLAY @ 10 COMMENTS FOR EACH 10 *TOP (3) PIX WITH MOST COMMENTS W/ COMBINED RATINGS, WINS *CONTEST TO RUN A FULL (7) DAYS, BEGIN AT NOON AND END AT NOON (CST), AS SOON AS I HAVE ENOUGH ENTRIES *PRIZES WILL BE GIVEN DURING THE NEXT HAPPY HOUR FOLLOWING THE CONTEST PRIZES: 1ST PRIZE: OR 2nd PRIZE: OR 3RD PRIZE: OR Luscious♥Mami of Club F.A.R.@ CherryTAP PLEASE MESSAGE ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS AND MUCH LOVE TO ALL MA SEXI CHERRIES!!! HUGS, SONYA XOXOX

I Am So Stressed!
I AM SO STRESSED OUT RIGHT NOW IT ISN'T FUNNY! I AM HAVING SOME HEALTH ISSUES THAT ARE JUST SO STRESSFUL AND SOME FAMILY PROBLEMS AND I JUST CANNOT MAKE UP MY MIND ON HOW TO HANDLE ALL OF THEM. I MAY BE GOING TO SURGERY AND I HAVE GOT SOME ISSUES UPON LEAVING MY FAMILY HOME TO TRY NOT TO FIGHT WHILE I AM NO THERE. I AM THE REFEREE WHEN POSSIBLE. THE BOYFRIEND HASN'T FOUND A JOB YET AND MONEY IS TIGHT AND I HATE STRUGGLING JUST TO BE ABLE TO PAY BILLS AND GROCERIES. THE DOCTORS TOLD ME EASY EASY ON STRESS CAUSE IT IS REALLY HURTING ME. SO I CANNOT SEEM TO GET AWAY FROM THE STRESS AROUND ME. IT IS LIKE A MAGNET ANY MORE. CHERYL

Dont Make Me Miss You
Dont make me miss you You tell me you remember Where we first kissed Dont make me hate you For what we've said Or what we've done Dont make me love you I cant stand this pain Not anymore Dont make me want you Holding you now would hurt more than ever So dont make me miss you Cause I still remember Where we first kissed

Better Survey Stolen From The M-place
[be honest no matter what.] [one] what is your natural hair color? Darkblond, light brown, but it looks red in the sun. [two] where was your default picture taken? Naplion, Greece [three] what's your middle name? Kathleen [four] your current relationship status? Happily taken by the perfect man for me. [five] does your crush like you back? AM not 10; don't have crush. This is why I left m-place in the first place. [six] what is your current mood? Meh. [seven] what color underwear are you wearing? Invisible. lol [eight] what makes you happy? Ali telling she loves me or Booga smiling. [ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? I would have started school in Jan of '03 rather than Aug. [eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A squirrel. [twelve] ever had a near death experience? Yes [thirteen] something you do a lot....? smoke [fourteen] what's the name of the song stuck in your hea

Happy Birthday Hannie
HI BABY GIRL, I LOVE YOU AND YOUR GOING TO BE 1 IN 12 DAYS YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND HOW VERY PROUD I AM OF YOU . YOU AND YOUR SISTER MAKE LIFE SO ENJOYABLE AND I LOVE HEARING YOUR NOISES, AND UR STINKY FARTS I LOVE HEARING YOU LAUGH AND I LOVE HOW YOU JUMP ALL OVER ME, AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME BACK. ARLEY YOU ARE ONE OF THE SWEETEST LITTLE THINGS IN THE WHOLE WORLD. YOU MAKE ME SMILE EVERYTIME I SEE YOUR PICS EVERY WHERE IN MY HOUSE, AND IT MAKES ME SMILE KNOWING THAT I CAN TALK TO YOU AND MAKE THINGS AS HAPPY AS I CAN !!! I LOVE YOU BOTH VERY MUCH AND ARLEY UR BRITHDAYS COMING UP AS WELL, JUST A LITTLE OVER A MONTH AND YOUR GOING TO BE 3 !!!!!!! NOW THATS EXCITING AS WELL

Do This For Me! =d
Would you makeout with me? [ ]Hell Yea [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]Maybe [ ]already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [ ]In an instant! [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]Maybe Am I attractive? [ ]Eff no! [ ] Hot as hell [ ]Fine [ ]Cute [ ]Okay [ ]Beautiful Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ]Yes [ ]No Are you a virgin? [ ]yes [ ]no I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a wife/husband [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A studmuffin If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ]No [ ]maybe Would you rather.. ?? [choose what you'd do!] [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me [ ] Have sex [ ] OTHER (give details) On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ]1 [ ]2 [ ]3 [ ]4 [ ]5 [ ]6 [ ]7 [ ]8 [ ]9 [ ]10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [ ] Friend with benefits [ ]

He's The One
He's the one who hides his eyes from me He's the one who shields his face And hides from my embrace For he knows that I'll see right through his facade Down the path of life he goes Not knowing not careing where he'll end up He's the one who has helped me though it all He's the one who's there to catch me when I fall He's the one to make me smile when I'm down And he's the one who'll never let me down He's the one who'll always be there for me He's the one who'll take care of me when I'm sick He's the one who I want for my life, my soul and he's the one who I want for me

Courtship
You call me from your sleep and I arise to your hearts whisper. My path is light by the candle of you skin, a flame on the blood hot moon. I watch you through the window through the shade of a sleepless dream. I am rustling on soft night breeze, I am sweet mist of your breath, and I know you feel my presence your body moves with each stroke of my gaze the music of your dance is now the rhythm of desire.

A Friend's Greeting
I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way. I'd like to do the big things and the splendid things for you, To brush the gray from out your skies and leave them only blue; I'd like to say the kindly things that I so oft have heard, And feel that I could rouse your soul the way that mine you've stirred. I'd like to give you back the joy that you have given me, Yet that were wishing you a need I hope will never be; I'd like to make you feel as rich as I, who travel on Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to lean upon. I'm wishing at this time that I could but repay A portion of the gladness that you've strewn along my way; And could I have one wish this year, this only would it be: I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. - Edgar A

Swinging
Swinging first surfaced among AAF (Army Air Force) Fighter Pilots in England during WWII. IT was developed as a survival mechanism due to the fatality rate of fighter pilots during the war, and the need to make sure that the wife was cared for in the event of capture or death. It carried on from there because, in the male dominated society from the 1940s to the 1960s, it was "fun." It later, in the 1960s, morphed as a form of individual protest against social norms. It has some of that flavor now, but not the attraction which it once did due in part to STDs. Polyamorous relationship also surfaced as a stable form of swinging for the same reason as sited above.

Conversations
People say that it is just a new thing that love is no more than a word, and it means nothing. However, I disagree. Love still has meaning, but the word has always been used to further the ends of a member of one sex or another. Take Henry V, the play by Shakespeare (yes I read the classics) In the last scene he is trying to convince princess Katherine of France he loves her. Not only is there a language barrier, but Katherine aint the dumb nobel lady you might think. My favorite quote of hers is; "O bon Dieu! les langues des hommes sont pleines de tromperies." Now our good king Henry knows enough french to understand, but he asks for confirmation. "What says she, fair one? That the tongues of men are full of deceits?"

Update On Punk Kid In Texas
MICHEAL IM A SEXY GUY THAT LOVES MY GREAT LIFE 439389 IS SUCH A PATHETIC LOSER HE RIPPED MY PHOTO AND PUT A SLANDEROUS CAPTION UNDER IT, MONUMENTALY STUPID. CAN YOU SAY LAW SUIT BOYS AND GIRLS......GOOD I KNEW YOU COULD. THIS PUNK IS A HABITUAL PATHALOGICAL LIAR HE HAS TOLD GIRLS HES IN THE ARMY DELTA FORVE AND HES TOLD OTHER GIRLS HES A RUSSIAN SPY AND ALL OTHER KINDS OF CRAP. HE IS THE TRUE DEFFINTION OF A PUNK. WHAT HAPPENED TO PEOPLE BEING RESPECTFUL WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THE YOUNGER GENERATION? WHY DO PEOPLE TOLERATE PUNKS LIKE THIS TO HARRAS AND THREATEN PEOPLE AND LIE TO EVERYONE AND DO NOTHING ABOUT DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK LIKE ME OR AM I THE ONLY ONE TIRED OF THESE PUNK KIDS?

My Time In Florida
WELL TODAY IS FRIDAY 6-8-07 AND I LEAVE FLORIDA TOMORROW NIGHT. I'VE HAD A GOOD TIME WHILE I WAS HERE. HUBBY AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING THE LAST COUPLE OF DAY'S ABOUT MOVING TO FLORIDA FOR GOOD. WHEN I GET MY SETTELMENT FOR MY BACK INJURY I AM GOING TO GET A GOOD LAWYER AND GET FULL CUSTODY OF MY OLDEST DAUGHTER SO I CAN MOVE WITH NO PROBLEM. GIVE OR TAKE 2-4 YEARS AND I WILL BE IN FLORIDA. I ENJOYED SPENDING TIME WITH MY FRIEND AS WELL CONCIDERING THE FACT THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN 18 YEARS. SHE STILL LOOKS THE SAME TO ME AND I STILL LOOK THE SAME TO HER. SHE IS A VERY BUSY PRODUCER WITH GARNET PRODUCTIONS SO WHAT EVER TIME I HAVE HAD WITH HER IT HAS BEEN GREAT HANGING WITH HER. MIAMI INK IS AWESOME BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF WE WERE ABLE TO MEET AMI AND THEM. WHILE AT SOUTH BEACH MIAMI I GOT BURNT BAD BUT I ALSO USED SUNBLOCK WHICH IS EVEN WORSE. I LOOK LIKE A DAM LOBSTER. IT'S KINDA FUNNY BUT IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH. ALL IN ALL I HAD A KICK ASS FUCKING TIME HERE AND I WANT TO MOVE

Staff 4 The Guilty Pleasures Lounge. Meeting In The Lounge This Sunday June 11th
I WANT TO HAVE A MEETING WITH ALL STAFF FROM GUILTY PLEASURES. I WANNA MEET IN THE LOUNGE, SO I CAN DISCUSS A FEW THINGS WITH ALL OF YOU AND IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS THEY CAN BE ANSWERED AS WELL. I EXPECT EVERYONE TO ATTEND THAT IS PART OF THE FAMILY, IF U CANT MAKE IT, LET ME KNOW AHEAD OF TIME. I WANNA MEET IN THE LOUNGE 9 PM EST. TY SEE U THEN. 4.Chat with the customers keeping the conversation up

Pack Sex
tapologue 3: pack sex breakfast at a friend’s house, we moved out to the front porch, the rays of sunlight twinkling in the glasses of turkish coffee she likes to brew, potent muck. she had heard them from the inside—the screams. high-pitch squeals, really, at regular intervals, it seemed. not from birds, she had realized, ventured out, and called me, voice subdued yet excited: the yard between the houses filled. as i stepped out, the coffees on a tray, the first impression, i recall, was just that: the visual field torn by the pervasive dispersal of moving bodies. like a knotted crowd of worms on the retina. i had to fix my gaze on a tree. squirrels. from all directions. a few of them scurrying back and forth, as if caught, without escape. but more coming, everywhere. and all of them shrieking, then quiet, for maybe 20 seconds, before the next scream. but they behaved bizarrely in every way: some would press their bellies to the ground, spread there legs, almost disappear in the gr

To All My Native American Friends:)
you should enjoy this can you relate sister Being Indian Is feeding anyone and everyone who comes to your door hungry, with whatever you have. Being Indian Is knowing to duck or hide when you see the cops from a mile away, even when you were a kid! Being Indian Is being broke all year long because you try to make every Pow Wow, gathering, and ceremony. Being Indian Is loving frybread and soup. Being Indian Is knowing history started before 1492. Being Indian Is full of acronyms that affect your world (BIA, CDIB, etc) Being Indian Is knowing how to snag and then lie about it. Being Indian is knowing all the quick remedies to get rid of hickies. Being Indian Is playing outside, unsupervised on the REZ til 3:00 am. Being Indian is either borrowing or lending money to your NDN brothers and sisters at least once a week. Being Indian Is having people ask if they can touch your hair or take your picture or how long have your been growing your hair and so on

People In General
I just cant figure people out,on here (CT) everybody wants to get rated,but when u go to look at their pics,it usally says "u need permission". what the hell is this? r these people that conceided about themselves? or r they scared? and on top of that, what is up with the location of where their from? big deal if their from the u.s or not. if these people r that screwed about themselves then they should go back to "myspace" and be scared there. and last but not least, the people that cant take critisism, these r the people that cant handle anybody making comments on their stuff without getting offened, when people make these comments about this so called "rightous stuff" they r at risk of getting a low rating then getting blocked, and yes it happened to me when i made a comment about a mustang. "fords a junk". there is a bunch more that i dont feel like putting down yet because it deals with work and thats a whole other rant. please let me know if u agree thanks

A Person Very Close To My Heart Lost Her Mom!
It was really her grandmother but, people tend to love the ones closest to them more! I want her to know that I love and care 4 her very much! MeMe I love u! U have my heart and I pray 4 u!

~escape~
Jherik suddenly heard the locks to his cell door click open and raised his head to see Grimaldi walk in, flanked by two guardsmen. The look on Grimaldi's face was that of arrogant satisfaction as Jherik stood glaring at the man responsible for his imprisonment. "I trust you find your accomodations...." Grimaldi waved his hand around the room with a flourish,"....acceptable?" Jherik smirked. "The wards are exquisite, Grimaldi- shows how much you really fear me." "Fear?" Grimaldi snorted, eyes turned to stone. "No, foolish child, but contempt? Oh, yes, there is a lot of that. Speaking of children, you should know that your mother should be on her way here- I trust she will be happy to see her only child?" Jherik's expression turned from confusion to fear. "What? Why?" "Oh, did you forget?" Grimaldi sneered, eyes glittering with manic glee. "According to Coven Law, the family of those accused of treason or murder of an official are also brought in for question

Best Arm And Leg Tattoo On Ct Contest!
Best Arm And Leg Tattoo On CT Contest! I Need Tattoos of Arms And Legs for this! 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/12 thur 6/19 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Licence
I just got my motor cycle licence! I have never ridden before so it was pretty tough for me. Grwoing up my brothers never had motor cycles so I had to take a class. I passed today! Now i need to buy a bike. what should I buy???

~vision~
Kiernan's ears tingled with the sound of that howl- she knew only bad could come of whatever Kalig was up to. Her thoughts ran to Jherik, whom she had met only once during his interrogation, but had moved her senses to scream he was innocent. No one listened to her- all the evidence was there, him standing over the body stealing his chi, the weapon in his hand. When she had questioned him, he was cool, calculating- his answers concise and never wavering, even when Grimaldi Called the truth out of him. Yet Aroc could twist the truth even when subjected to a Calling, and his answers were a little vague as if he were trying to hide something. Still, Kiernan felt he was no murderer- his chi was dark, for sure, full of mischief and mystery, but not leaning toward outright brutality without valid reason. Even so, there was something she just could not peg about the man. "Hey, Kier!" A man with dark hair and beard trotted toward her, dressed in the uniform of one of the Coven

Answering Your Question
To lose someone you love Someone you held dear Searching for answers, looking above The answer came once upon a midnight clear I sat and began to stare Off into a thing called space Why do I cry, Why must I care And what of this place Its filled with so much suffering All the different aches and pains Why must all of these bring Us heartache with almost nothing to gain These arent simple questions to start Though it may be really hard to deal You should always search your heart And understand t interpret what you feel Dont put yourself in a tight spot If you know that it is not that good Show them who you are, and what you've got Doing what feels right, what you should Look deep inside your heart Even if you feel great pain That is always the best place to start You will have everything to gain

Something To Think About
Maybe ...... we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because y

Chris And I
Okay, many of you know that I have a boyfriend I don't much talk about. Well it's time to let the cat out of the bag for those of you who did NOT know. I am taken and we are trying to work things out...He's asked me to marry him. I haven't told him a direct answer yet and I told him I didn't want to rush into things...So, yes, we're engaged for the time being with no infinate date set because who knows which way things could go. If this is bothersome to you sorry. If this upsets you, sorry. This is my life, my kids life, and all 5 of our lives.

Cherry Tap Family
lets see you have this place on your cherry tap called family. the place where the friendss that are the dearest and most special to you go right? today i wa slookin g a tmy family section on here and dont see anyone on that has really visited my profile much lately with the exception of a few. thos epeople know who they are.so i was thinking i just might clean it out and start again with the few that were mentioned prior in this blog.i put friends in my fmaily that i thought were special and dear to me but now tey are showinmg me a different side and i know that some dont ge ton as much anymore.so im really thinking about cleaning out my family on her eand leaving those few.i know things change and thats life but some dont even rate my pics anymore .

Almost Time
Can you believe it I am 8 months already only 5 to 6 weeks to go until little Mykala Lynn is here. We are getting ready. Just have to make it though these last few weeks of school. We go back to the Doctor next Monday for another ultasound to see if everything is alright and see how much see weighs. We will post pictures and other things about her soon. I will update more in a few weeks. Take care friends.

All About Me Survey
..::..ABOUT ME..::....::..NAME..::..Maile..::..AGE.::..27..::..BIRTHDAY..::..june 07,1980..::..ZODIAC SIGN..::..gemini..::..YEAR OF..::..monkey..::..HOMETOWN..::..right here in honolulu..::..FAVS..::....::..FOOD..::..hawaiian, italian, mexican..::..COLOR..::..pink, purple and blue..::..CANDY..::..chocolate..::..ICE CREAM..::..kona coffee..::..STORE..::..jeans warehouse..::..RESTAURANT..::..bubba gump's (in hawaii)..::..LUV LYPH..::..

What If?
If someone told you that I'd died, Would you take the time to cry? Or would you simply hide your tears Until the time of impact nears? A moral dilema, a conscious choice, The time is now to spread your voice. Is one's life a precious thing, Or should it be wasted on a fling? You've heard the stories, you know the rhyme But what will you do when it comes time?

Oh For God's Sake...not Another One!!
I usually dispise these damn surveys but this one was just asking for sarcasim ENJOY!!! 1. When's the last time you ran? depends, willingly or from the law? lol 2. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? yes 3. What are you reading right now? Are you stupid? 4. Do you celebrate 4/20? Nope 5. Are You horny? Come hither 6. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? hell no 7. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would you do? nothing 8. Who last grabbed your butt? me 9. Have you ever been on your school's track team? yes 10. Do you own a pair of Converse? no 11. Did you copy and paste this survey? I am the one who made it up and I also own the title to the Trump towers 12. Do you eat raw cookie dough? Yes Please Have you ever kicked a vending machine? Yup, I beat it liked it owed me money..cuz it did! 14. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by playing a bad one right after it? I change

Redneck Pick Up Lines
) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and..

Please Read To All Wwe Fan And Members Of Ct...r.i.p. Chris Benoit 1967-2007
A look at the career of the "Rabid Wolverine" June 25, 2007The sports-entertainment world has lost a Legend, as WWE is saddened to report that Chris Benoit and his family were found dead in their Atlanta-area home today. Benoit was 40 years old. A trainee of the legendary Stu Hart, Benoit began his career in 1985 in Calgary after training with Stu and the Hart Family in the infamous Dungeon. Benoit idolized former World Tag Team Champion Dynamite Kid, and the high-flying style Benoit utilized throughout his career was influenced heavily by the British Superstar. However, his training in the Dungeon helped mold him into one of the best technical grapplers in sports-entertainment history as well. Benoit competed for Stu Hart’s Stampede Wrestling organization from 1985-1989, where he held both the British Commonwealth Title and the International Tag Team Title four times each, before heading to Japan, where his career truly blossomed. He originally competed as the masked Pegasus

Things I Want You To Know
* When you are lonely, you have my hand to hold. * When you are unhappy, you have my shoulder to cry on. * When your day is gloomy, you have my smile to brighten it up. * When you have been hurt, you have hugs for comfort. * Whenever you need me, I'm always here.

Best Quote Ever!
"Grab life by the horns. Live it, share it, breathe it in. Take a walk in the rain, catch the snow on your tongue. Never be afraid to love, take what you want now because tomorrow may be gone. True love is only a heartbeat away, don't be afraid to let it beat."

Gas, Illegal Immigrants, And Soldiers . A Solution To The Problem...
GAS, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND SOLDIERS . A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM... Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since h e defended this country. He will also be re gistered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve,

The Queen
With the problems that the world has now, with presidents who disavow any knowledge of the things they have done, please tell me why they even run for offices they can't even hold. For few are smart, and none are bold. Perhaps we should regain a king, or better yet a queen, in England they don't complain. Admidst the fog an all her rein, she sits there in diaphmorous clothes,calmly sniffing a bloody rose. While the world below her screams an shrieks, while sneaking for to take a look at riches that were once theirs, but now belong to her, our queen. I am sore afraid the time shall pass when all the fortunes we amass will meekly begiven unto her, the veritable end of the American Dream...

Be Prepared To Laugh...right Out Loud!
WARNING...WARNING!!! TO AVOID HUMILIATION, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE READING THIS!!! ******************************** Texas Chili Contest For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecard notes from the ev

Too Many Lies,scandal And Wounds That Cut Too Deep...
I've known for awhile that my husband was gonna go out with my friend Andrea's boyfriend Drew. I was ok with that. Hell I'm ok with him going out with just about anyone as long as he is upfront,and honest with me. If you have nothing to hide then why be shady and lie about bs right?? Well,first Chad tried telling me he was going out with his brother,then it changed to he was going to this bar alone,and that he'd meet people there to talk to,then finally when I point blanked asked him if he was going out with his secretary from work (Carolina) he said to me "why would you think that?" I told him dont pull some bullshit on me and he finally fessed up that yeah he was. I was not angry in the least about him going out with her, just the fact he felt the need to lie about it. It didnt make sense that if everything was on the up and up he would need to be shady. So I went there and confronted him about the lies. I was so upset I punched him and told him I dont appreciate the fu

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Everything is getting on my nerves. First Ivy - the little skank that I work with. Her stupid perky voice, her stupid high school giggle. Then the customers doing nothing but bitch, moan, bitch, moan, bitch, moan. Its the fucking 4th of July weekend. People are gonna be shopping for their damn parties and picnics. Our store is always busy to begin with - but it is a lot worse when the holidays are around. Now my neighbor is fuckin pissin me off. Its a nice cool day - but I have to close my windows and turn on the A/C and all my fans on high - because they're starting to shoot off those damn noise makers for the 4th. My dogs are terrified of the noises. Can someone PLEASE fucking shoot me?!?!?!?! Put me out of my damn misery. *end bitch blog*

Everyone Read
1. AGE? 2.SEX? 3. DO U HAVE KIDS? 4.DO U SMOKE? 5. DO YOU WORK? 6. DO YOU DRIVE? 7. HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED? 8. HOW SEXUALY ACTIVE ARE U? 9 DO YOU PUT OUT THE FIRST NIGHT? 10. WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE? 11. WOULD YOU EVER HAVE A THREESOME? 12. DO YOU LIVE ALONE? 13.HOW WOULD YOU TREAT YOUR BF/GF? 14.WHATS ONE WORD THAT TELLS ME ABOUT YOU? 15. HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK WOULD YOU HAVE SEX? 16. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A MATE? 17.WHY SHOULD I CONSIDER YOU FOR THE POSTION OF MY BF/GF? 18. HOW WERE YOU RAISED OLD SCHOOL OR NEW SCHOOL? 19. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SAID YES TO YOU? REPLY TO IT THEN REPOST IT REPOST AND SEE WHAT YOU GET BACK FOR ANSWERS REPOST AS GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION IF YOUR A GUY BOY FRIEND APPLICATION FOR YOU LADY'S

I Need Page Rate And Fans!
I need Fans And Page Rate! People that fan and Rate my page will get a gift from me! Thanks Maria Click on pic to Fan me! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ CherryTAP

Old Rantings Of A Broken Mind
June 28, 2006 Asking myself why Why Why are you here for me when everyone else has fled from the scene Fled from what could have been my rescue You stand there unflinching as the cold air stings You think you can keep it from happening Your illusions and facades will not save me from the inevitable The inevitable event that is my immergence into a new consciousness A consciousness that no one understands but I Seems as though I never stop running Running away from the past While not even heading towards the future The inevitability of my pain is overcome me It will never stop Never cease or desist Always returning for another piece Another piece of me I am helpless to stop the cycle As it returns And returns July 20, 2006 Love Why is this an elusive creature One that I am not even sure resides inside of me anymore Why must everyone be so entranced by it When will I get over that love I had once Never to come around again I will not apologiz

We Will
we will live we will love we will die in our suicide hearts that break apart that we both try to mend resend to a new hope wondering if this could be true could this be real happiness in light that we try to fight into the darkness until hand and hand as we stand we will live we will love we will die with our suicide hearts as we dream the perfect dream to sew our seems just to have one chance to smile to have our hearts not bleed to amend hope to resend life to believe in something else besides death just a breath that has lingerd on our bloody lips *kiss*

9/11 Facts Pm The 4th (part 2)
23. Between Both Engines on Flight 77 Or a 757, Its combined weight is 10-12 Tons. It is made of Steel And Titnium. Its melting Point is around 2600F. The Fire didnt get anywhre near that tempurature at the Pentagon. Yet No Engines Were Found. 24. You think fire can cause this?: http://www.proliberty.com/observer/20060820.htm http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2006/04/13/more_bone_fragments_found_near_wtc_site/?rss_id=Boston.com+%2F+News 25. Do you think People in a Cave can get NORAD to Stand down? NORAD Has drills where planes were hijacked and were on course to crash into the World Trade Center and Pentagon. Coincidence? I think not. That is what Cuased NORAD to stand down, Thinking it was just a Drill http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2004-04-18-norad_x.htm 26. Jimmy Walter Is offering $100,000 To Anybody Who can Prove 9/11 Was NOT An Inside Job. Even PM Couldnt Stand Up. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41957 Update: He

Withering Flowers
Icy winds release the day I hope that I can find a way My frozen desire locked inside Sometimes I just wish that I could die But courage fades and there's nothing left So I sit alone with my frozen wish Spring brings hope, I look on in disgust I know it's just a matter of time before I mess up. Withering flowers in my vase Just one more thing I have to face As life ends, I close shut my eyes Where are you taking me this time? Warm breezes blowing outside All I want is to run and hide My life seems so far away I don't want to lose what I have today But all that I want is taken from me That's the way its been for so long I know nothing else, no other way Please just leave me to my sorrow. Withering flowers in my vase Just one more thing I have to face As life ends, I close shut my eyes Where are you taking me this time? I can not find my way through What more do you want for me to do? Standing alone amidst so many flowers My mind slips away as the leave

Never Cheat In Golf
I’ve been playing golf for ages. Over the years, I have learned so many lessons and have given a lot of importance to things like—Discipline, Patience, Punctuality, and most of all—Honesty. Never cheat in golf. If you cheat and get caught, you will be branded as a cheater for the rest of your golfing life. Even though there are a lot of courses in the United States, the golf community becomes small when a rumor is spread around. If you get caught cheating in a tournament in San Francisco, for example, give it a few days, people in LA and the rest of the country will know about it. Is it really worth it? Would you like people to talk about you and remember you as a cheater? How does one cheat in golf? Declaring a wrong score. A player may have scored a 6 in a hole but declares a 5. It is the opponent’s responsibility (the scorer) to pay attention to the number of strokes his opponent has had thus inputting the correct score in the card. “The best wood in most amateurs' bags is t

The End Of Love,the Start Of Pain
The end of love, the start of pain The blood from my heart that now aches, stains With the thought of your image, the thought of you care Devoted to another, whilst my spirit is bare Where am I to go, where is my hope now Am I no longer important like our dedicated vows You promised to always be there, and love me no matter what But it seems you’ve moved on, loved another and forgot The breakdown of our relationship, the break of my poor heart You punctured it with your cruel ways; you stabbed it with a dart You took away my faith, my dreams, I now have nothing left My happiness has disappeared; a brutal act of theft You promised to always be there, but now it all depends On if you’ve found another love and when my heartache ends

Chapter 3
screaming loudly as her clothes are cut away,,she feel a set of hands on both her thighs as she struggles against the chains, feeling the chain bite into her ankles looking rapidly around the table, she can only watch as all the men decend on the table,,suddenly her breasts are being groped and squeezed hard bringing tears to her eyes, her nipples being tweaked and pinched, rough hands squeezing her thighs as they move all over her legs,,suddenly she screams louder then before as she is roughly penetrated by several fingers and forcefully finger fucked. thrashing about as she is violated, turning her head to the side she looks over and sees Mr Kramer, her gaze captivated as her body is being raped. Mr Kramer slowly walks over to the table , running his hand along jaclyns cheek for a moment, making a motion with his hand, all the men stop and step back away from the table, Mr Kramer reaches over and unchains her arms and legs, leaveing the chain lease hanging from her neck.

Hello To All My Friends
I just wanted to say hi to everyone. My husband just got home from his week long business trip again and is home for the night and then will be out on the road again until Thursday when he will be home again for a day and head back out again. This summer is going to be a long and frustrating summer I can see that right now. He will be gone six days out of seven on the average it appears. Then on August 20th we are out again for another week long vacation to the San Francisco bay area. How have you been? 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage

Chaotically Broken
Sometimes I feel like all the thoughts running through my head will never make sense. Just when I think I've got things figured out my mind fills up again, spending so many sleepless nights thoughts racing eachother ready to fight.A puzzel I'll never complete all these thoughts seem to compete.. first one starts in slow and just when I think I might drift off these damn thoughts seem to grow. And now as its 4 am, I spend another night awake and waiting for my mind to break and the thoughts to come again.. it's coming soon I know it is.. chaotically broken.. thats all it is.

Who's Your Friend?
I thought I had made some real great women freinds but I have learned this week that that is not so.....they thought I was using them and NEVER once asked me about it...Aren't freinds suppsoe to do that? I thought so but I guess not in this day and age. One woman i liked becaseu she always sounded awesome when another freind talked about her...I wanted to get ot know her...What happened I am not sure. She has not talked to me. The other I feel is a misunderstanding....Talk to me and lets settle this...I have spent an awful weekend becaseu I hurt two friends...I didn't mean ot hurt with carless words but please just talk ot me. I do not know what I am suppsoe to do here. I feel I am lost...What is wrong with making freinds? Does no one want to be friends with me becaseu of me and not becasue of WHO I know? I guess not...TO all who may read this....I love all my friends and I would die for each and everyone of them...don't shut out or bar something becasue it bothers you...as

Cherrytap
this site is for adults but we cant have adult discussions with out the top ppl on this site getting all tearyed eyed...why make an adult site if we cant talk like adults on here why have the site at all...you dont see the drinks NSFW and that is for adults....whats ur thoughts on this ppl

Most Fucked Up Thing I Think I Have Ever Seen! Please Repost
THIS WAS ON THE NEWS LAST NIGHT ...PLEASE REPOST SO THESE STUPID GIRLS HOPEFULLY GET CAUGHT AND GET WHAT THEY DESERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS LIL GIRL WAS GIVEN ECSTASY.POLICE TRYING TO IDENTIFY THEM!NOW THIS MAKES ME MAD AND THERES NO WAY ANY CHILD SHOULD EVER HAVE TO BE GIVEN DRUGS!!!This is so Disgusting!!!! If you know any of these people, PLEASE call 261 782 3541They believe these people are from the Houston Texas area, because a commercial on the video at the end of the clip mentions that area. PLEASE REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!Repost this by hitting reply to this bulletin & copying everything under bulletin.Paste the message in your own bulletinPlease repost this everone?Can you believe this one bit?A whole pill of ecstacy to herself.THAT IS FUCKING WRONG.

You Wanna See?
Ive been thinking of posting some nsfw pic but it might get me in trouble with my superiors. If you wanna see an American soldier's cock let me know here. If I get a big enough response I will go ahead and do it.

....tattoo Contest...
SEXY TATTOO CONTEST I really want to see what you've got, and I need hot tattoo pics for my contest as well. I need at least 10 people to come and try your hand, foot, back, leg or what ever other body part you have tattooed (except for the little or big NSFW parts) This contest will run for 7 days and here are the list of prizes and rules. First place, VIC for a month Second place, Big pimp gift Third place, Big pimp gift The big pimp gifts will be determined on the amount of comments left. 1~ Self commenting is allowed 2~ Comment bombing is a MUST, if you enter please have friends or family to back you. 3~ NO NSFW PICTURES ALLOWED 4~ I WILL HAVE NO DRAMA!!! if you start crap you are gone. Please send a cmail if you would like to enter along with the link to the tattoo pic you would like to enter. LADY DI ...@ CherryTAP I will send out a link to you 24 hours prior to the contest so you can start telling your friends and pimping yourself o

Tattoos
sooo i have been seriously thinking about getting a tattoo..but i am not positive what i want to get. i really like maybe the moon and the stars..maybe with an a fairy in it ...or something with a mermaid..fairy..stars..or moon. i also wanted to get a tattoo for my boyfriend..i wanted to get a cute saying with his name..or a cute design with his name... i am not sure if ANYONE has any ideas please let me know!!! xoxo

Man In The Box
I'm the man in the box Buried in my shit Won't you come and save me, save me Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut I'm the dog who gets beat Shove my nose in shit Won't you come and save me, save me Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut

More Thoughts On Aging
- The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. - You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started. - You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before. - The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out. - Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac. - It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. - You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas. - Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money. - When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there. - You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can't remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down.

Actual Church Bulletin (a Must Read)
OKay a little explination here...for this one, you have read it and think about it for a minute, this is an actual church bulletin that came from a local church. I think they packed a month into one bulletin, however, this is how it was, copied and pasted here untouched, and in it's original form, so take a min and read it, I'm sure you'll see why it's so damn funny. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. Thursday night P

Bruised But Not Broken (you Are Not That Strong)
My heart has been beaten My heart has been bruised My heart has felt more hurt, Than I thought it could handle. My heart is true My heart never lies My heart aches My heart has been bruised No longer a beautiful red No longer as strong as it was Black and blue And weaker than ever My heart has been bruised My heart is bruised But it will heal As soon as it forgets You and everything you did My heart has been bruised It won’t ever be as strong as is was But I will never be broken You are not that strong My heart has been bruised But bruised is better, Than broken.

Cybering
you know we all play on here and other sites and its nothin wrong with it but when you know a man has a woman you dont take it to next level and want to meet and and fuck them!! (now some of guys are pretty dam hot on here ..lol and you may want to but there should be limits) Its totatly discussing to find something on your computer that your hubby is doing but hey we all do some it to a point! The problem is when the women begin to want to meet and the real problem is when they are skanky looking and you wonder why in the hell would he want to watch her do anything????? just venting! like i said we all play on here but wheres the line drawn! hey i'll look and cyber too 9like i said some of you fellows are hot) but i love my hubby and wouldnt meet anyone to fuck them.just my opinion on some things. have a great weekend~~naughty

Survey
1. What highway do you drive on the most? 495 long island expressway 2. when was the last time you bought a bathing suit? disney cruise 2003 or 4 3. would you consider yourself a flirt? no 4. what color is your boss' hair? brown 5. what are your siblings' middle names? 0 6. whats a song that puts you in the mood to dance/party? violent femmes blister in the sun 7. where are you going on your next vacation? Don't know I have nothing planned 8. do you get paid? Yes 9. what color are your pillows? Pillow cases are multi colored floral pattern 10. who are your closest friends? i don't know anymore???? 11. favorite aunt's name? aunt chrissy 12. what hours do you work? Crazy hours 11pm- 7am 5 days a week 13. are you superstitious? yes yes i am gay 14. whose motorcycle were you last on? never been 15. do you have any friends who are gay? sure 16. who last bought you flowers? joe on my birthday 17. you have $20 to buy the

Latest On My Aunt
Well her heart rate is still in the 60-65 range, Praise God for He is good. She rallied good last night and was up talking and laughing with people. Her fluid levels have gone down greatly, but she still has some onher, I believe that will also be totally gone. They want to start radiation on her to attack the cancer pockets in her lungs and around her esophagus which will help with her nausea. Our county is having a benefit dinner adn auction for her tonight, which has already had a HUGE amount of donations and support, she has no clue the lives she has touched or made a difference in in her 39 years of driving for the school system. The local Budweiser plant is also going to do a benefit golf whatever that thing is called lol, ( i loathe golf rofl). Her biggest fear currently is that if she is unable to drive the bus this last year the school system will cancel her insurance, and she will have no way to pay her medical bills and her household bills with no income but Uncle bill

Thoughts Since My Divorce
Prologue: I was at the park with my kids today thinking recent events in my life and came to a blinding realization. I am writing from my own perspective and catch A LOT of flak for it. Everyone takes what I say personal because it is personally from me and they relate to it because they feel it is about them or something that can be connected to them. I have seen people in a way that I am not too proud of and people that I feel like they are flawed by their gender roles, lately. I am not "woman bashing" in anyway! I am, however stating what I have seen lately and have broke down these individuals into groups, not by who they are, but by what they do. I want to share this with the planet. Body: Men and Women relate to each other in many ways. The usually pick a mate due to the impact their actions have on them. They are usually attracted to a certain "type". This means a group of individuals hold characteristics (or lack of character or characteristics) that draw them to an

Harsh?
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A Soldier's Reply
Man took a flight, he was finally coming home, Feeling more relieved than any man has known, He spent so long, in a place that most fear, And when that plane landed down came a tear, Plane door opens still in uniform he stands, Nervous and confused, about stepping back on home land, He follows the others, checking each face for grief, But all that he noticed was the faces had relief, He steps off the plane and people were there, The Soldier astonished could do nothing but stare, They greeted him with open arms, a hug, and a sign, That said thank you soldier, your life for mine, Soldier walks still in uniform, down the street, He passes a man walking, he looks down to his feet, The man looks to him and stops him in his place, Only the Soldier and him, the man spits in his face, Soldier again with a tear, he asks only why, The man returns with an answer, a brutal reply, I do not respect you for the things that you've done, Soldier just listens as the man cuts h

Do You Want Me?
[] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will _______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, ______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [}i don't know Name one thing you would like to do

***********toilet Cleaning Instructions
****Toilet Cleaning Instructions 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bat hroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog

Naked Guy
It is all Dave's fault, I think. 3:00 a.m. I crash jars me awake. I think, immediately, "Did I lock my door?" I realize that I probably didn't. I came home in a daze yesterday, crawled into bed at 4 p.m., and failed to even lock the door behind me. I don a robe and creep downstairs, hoping that the crash has been caused by some happening not inside my house and that there are no extra inhabitants of my house. I see nothing amiss. I lock the door, I head back for the stairs. Before I get there, something in the street catches my attention. Someone. He's pacing back and forth on the middle line. Naked. I think, immediately, "Am I losing my mind?" The naked guy starts yelling, which does nothing to make me feel less crazy. Well, maybe a little bit less crazy. Naked guy is upset with Dave. "Hey Dave!" "Dave!" "Dave!" "Lemme in!" "Give me some shorts!" "Shut the fuck up, motherfucker!" "Then call the motherfucking police!" I think to myself, "Not a

Regarding My Vip
Hey Friends/Fans, This is to inform you all that I no longer will be a VIP effective 8-22-07. As you all know by now I fell in love with a wonderful man. I will not be here as often due to I'm spending time with him. Also there will be no more pics of me being uploaded but there will be pics of us uploaded if I decide to upload anymore pics. I'm not excited about the new name of this site either. I want it to be Cherry Tap and as far as I'm concerned it still is. I will be re-locating to the Raleigh area in about a month or so. Yes, I'm moving in with him and I'm also going to be getting married to him as soon as he proposes to me. You can say I'm pre-engaged. I'm still here as a friend if you want me to be but like I said I will not be here as much as I was. Friendship Hugs, Lisa/Prtyeyes

Holding My Breath
you tempt me when i am asleep you haunt me when awake you come to me differently each time still i watch for you whether it be wake or sleep i am putty underneath you i am nothing without you i am dead to the world when not thinking of you you are my end you are my everything why have i not found you time time it waits for no man or woman it does not go faster watched it is a endless stream stretched out before me waiting and watching for you.

Our Founder And The Fcc
Our founder Lord Wolf has been blacklisted by the FCC! I'm not sure what it's all bout but when I get updated I'll let you know! If you need to contact the FCC here's some info! How to Contact the FCC To Contact the Commissioners via E-mail Chairman Kevin J. Martin: KJMWEB@fcc.gov Commissioner Michael J. Copps: Michael.Copps@fcc.gov Commissioner Jonathan S. Adelstein: Jonathan.Adelstein@fcc.gov Commissioner Deborah Taylor Tate: dtaylortateweb@fcc.gov Commissioner Robert McDowell: Robert.McDowell@fcc.gov To Obtain Information via E-mail General information, inquiries & complaints: fccinfo@fcc.gov Freedom of Information Act requests: FOIA@fcc.gov Comments on FCC Internet services: webmaster@fcc.gov Elections & political candidate matters: campaignlaw@fcc.gov To Obtain Information via Telephone 1-888-225-5322 (1-888-CALL FCC) Voice: toll-free 1-888-835-5322 (1-888-TELL FCC) TTY: toll-free 1-866-418-0232 FAX: toll-free (202) 418-2830 FAX on

The Ten Kitty Commandments
1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer. 2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. 3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator. 4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible. 5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human’s bladder at 3 A.M. 6. Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it. 7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slowly. 8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house. 9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down. 10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded.

Facts About Men
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow instead of a gun. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. All

25 Signs You're Getting Old
25 reasons you know you have grown up 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. Y

Blah
So I'm barely surviving on 4 1/2 hours of sleep..am about to pass out on my keyboard at work. And I'm pissed because I have the munchies but cant eat my cheezits because I broke the water cooler up here (yeah, im a putz!) and can't fill up my water bottle to wash the suckers down...and oh boy, i get to run home and do laundry before i go out tonight so i can go on another only 4-5 hours of sleep tomorrow...can't ya tell i just feel like bitching? maybe i should stop before i start bitching about traffic and other things...this could get long lol.

In Defense Of Television
"What do they teach you in that school?" "How to pass the weekly standardized tests to get the school more funding." "Oh." from Weeds A lot of so-called intellectuals online put in their profiles that they are adamantly against television. TV is somehow the lowbrow cousin of the entertainment industry -- that embarrassing relative who tells those disgusting jokes you really really wish you never had to deal with. So I ask -- how is TV somehow considered less relevant? How is the writing on television of lesser quality than in the movies or television? Sure, you're thinking of reality television, or bland sitcoms that cater to the lowest common denominator. To which I give you The Davinci Code, which the entire nation somehow thought groundbreaking when the themes were recycled and the writing was infantile, or Click, that puerile mess of an Adam Sandler movie. Is the portrayal of "high school for the rest of us" in Freaks and Geeks any less relevant than, say, Dazed and

New To This
I have never done a blog before so I really don't know what to put in it. I am 28 years old, I have an 8 year old son named Nelson. I am an only child like my son,,,we are spoiled lol. I am not married. I am bisexual. I am staying at home right now, been trying to do this work from home thing. I will be posting some new pics soon. I am an artist for the most part. I am a drinker and a smoker. I love fairies and fantasy stuff. I will think of something else to say later!!!

Update: The Dog Bounty Hunter Mr. Chapman And Family!
Wednesday, August 01, 2007 Dog is Out of the Dog House!!! Duane "Dog" Chapman, famed bounty hunter — and a close friend of U.S. Rep. Tom Tancredo — has just been awarded his freedom by an appellate court in Guadalajara, Mexico, Fox News is reporting. Chapman was arrested and faced extradition to and a long prison term in Mexico after he captured Max Factor heir and convicted rapist Andrew Luster when no one else could or would. In his decision, the Mexican appellate-court judge ruled the anti-bounty-hunting law Dog was charged with violating had a statute of limitations that had lapsed, meaning Dog could not be prosecuted credit I don't know about you guys, but i'm so happy right now, words cannot describe how happy and relieved i am!

69 Questions!!!!!!
69 Questions I Guarantee You've Never Answered:1. Would you bang Jeffree Star? ewww noo2. What describes your relationship status? happily taken¢¾3. Where are you? comp/living room4. What's the last movie you've see? uhh i have no ideaa5. Do you live with your parents? uh huh6. What is your middle name? marie7. Who have you talked to most today? mom8. Pumpkins? are cool?9. Color of your underwear? blue,white, w/ polka dots and blue bows on the side. there sexyyy =]]10. Color of your shirt? light blue tank11. How many years have you taken a language? 4 yrs12. Who's on speed dial? no one14. Do you wish on 11:11? nope15. Good advice if you ever go camping? never been camping. i hate ittt16. Are you a bad influence? hahah yea17. Do you enjoy Diet Rockstars? ewww. i hate diet shitt18. Rather have your name or your siblings name? mine19. Would you do anything for someone else? yeah20. Have you ever been called a bitch? haha yea21. Favorite colors? pink, teal, blue22. Do you use smiley faces

The Oracle Went Out To See...
The Oracle went out to see his first Shakespearean play He purchased tickets for the special Wednesday matinee He had a friend, an actor, who was carrying a spear In this production of the Bard’s smash hit called Olde King Lear The Oracle went right backstage where most folks never go And saw his friend was happy that he’d come to see the show But oracles just should not say things like “Go and break a leg.” Because in the first act his friend did, and King Lear laid an egg!

Lights Out!!!
A couple that was married for 20 years always made love with the lights off. Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned the lights on. She looked down... and saw that her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device -- a vibrator -- softer and larger than a real penis. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."

Damn Mumms Anyway!! Lol
MuMMers...as per Scrapper's Instructions: PLEASE READ! First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog. 1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama. 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legitimate questions asking for advice from our community. The format is self explanatory. Do not deviate from the format or your MuMM will be deleted. 3. MuMMs are NOT the bulletin board, Stash, photo gallery or your own personal blog to rant. MuMMs are not meant to perpetuate drama towards another user or the s

The Soul Of A Woman.
This is dedicated to all the men out there who ever loved a woman. Weather it was your mother, lover,or your daughter. In every woman lies the secrets of a woman. You don't do right by her. But, the way back to her heart lives in that soul the warmth and passion every man needs. You will find she was everything that your heart desired. But,nevertheless she cries. Yet you never cherished her and you took her love for granted. You sigh, remembering the times she made you smile, knowing that down inside, She was the only one who'd love you forever more. In her soul you'll find the way to bring here back to your world. All though she is a precious lil girl, In her soul you'll find the things that made your life seem so worthwhile. The way She'll sacrifice only for you.To have the best in life. You need to let her know you wanna make it right. You gotta touch her soul. You can't buy her love. Cause money just won't fill the void. You want to have her love. You have to earn her love. For

3 Months
3 months My newest idea. 3 months of me struggling to loose 5 pounds I’ll be posting weekly if you’re truly interested in how I’m doing. Or if you wanna get the skinny on me struggling to lose that last 5 pounds Okay so this might sound a little crazy and I guess it is but then again I’m young and if I don’t develop good eating habits now I never will and then I’ll be another statistic in America’s obese population. My name is Bexi and I am currently 18 years old. My 19th birthday is in exactly 3 months from today, August 5th 2007. As of 10:30 pm I weighed in on a digital scale and it showed me to be at 115.6 pounds. I just got back today around 6 o’clock from a weeklong vacation in Gatlinburg Tennessee. We stayed about a mile walk from the main strip and up on a hill so the only way to get to and from the hotel was to walk up our ramp to the main parking lot, across the parking lot, through the first floor of some condos across the street and then down about 70 steps. Then we

Would You?
WOULD YOU . . . Would you kiss away all of my pain And make me believe in the dream of love again? Will you hold me protectively in your arms And promise to always keep me safe from harm? Would you be my shelter from the storm this dark night And banish all my fears ~ dispel all my fright? Will you unshackle these chains of guilt

Update
So Hooray ~ Its OVER ...... Taylor won ! I remain Domicilary parent and her fathers visits have now been cut down by a day. Her father will now owe half of her schooling and I no longer have to communicate with my ex husbands wilda beast girlfriend. Ordered by the court Taylors father MUST communicate with me. Her father was not happy but who cares it is not about him it is about our lil girl... Unfit parent ? Me ...I think not!!!!! What a wonderful day.Iwil lfianlly get a superb nights sleep. WE continue to take Taylor to a couselor and over time hopefully things will improve with the realtionship between father and daughter. If not we shall kick ass ans take names once again Smiles

Bored...wanna Bomb? Bombs Away!!!!!!!
Hey everyone Im in the Most Wanted Contest and could use some bombers...Every and all help is greatly appreciated and returned!!! thanks everyone!!! Please be sure to add the contest owner so you can comment! THANKS! This is robisue the contest holder robisue@ fubar annnnnnnnnd this is meeeeeeeee :)

3 More Weeks
This is the longest three weeks of the year for me, waiting for the start of college football. NCAA Football. It's football in it purest form, played mostly by young men who thrilled parents on Friday nights, reached their goal of playing Saturdays, and only on Sundays in their wildest dreams. It's the drum corp working tens of thousands of fans into a frenzy followed by the rest of the band making their hearts race. It's the pride of your alma mater, state, and community in human form taking the field in their colors. No contract hold outs, no free agent controversy, and no tight hash marks. It's guts for pure glory, pain for gain, and memories of a lifetime. It's in our blood and has etched a place of fondness in their hearts, and my hope is that everyone could feel this at some level, at some time. The hype of the press and that of fans, who have talked on cold winter nights and fresh spring air as they debate how their teams will make a showing, awaiting the pre-season polls,

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WHY IS IT THAT WHEN A GUY TRIES TO HIT ON YOU (PICK YOU UP) AND YOU SIMPLY ARE NOT INTERESTED THE GET ALL MAD AND CALL YOU UGLY,FAT, OR JUST TELL YOU FUCK YOU???? PLEASE LET ME KNOW. ARE YOU NOT THE SAME GUY THAT JUST ASKED ME FOR MY NUMBER CALLIN ME SEXY, ASKING ME TO COME TALK TO YOU??? OR ARE YOU JUST MAD BECAUSE I TOTALLY JUST DISED YOU!??? **CONFUSED** LOL

Please Help Us Level Up A Friend
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS BEEN ONE HELL OF A LONG DAY PLEASE COME HELP US just over 3000 point to go to level 25 Help is Appreciated and will be returned :) here is her profile http://fubar.com/user.php?u=222034

Music
The Music SurveyWhat is your preferred genre of music?: Alter RockAll-time favorite band/artist?: EvanescenceAll-time favorite song?: Just A Car Crash Away - Marilyn MansonIs your favorite band mainstream or underground?: Mainstream I thinkHow many times have you seen them live in concert and/or in a club?: I haven'tHow many CDs or MP3s of your favorite band/artist do you have?: 2Can you play any of their songs on guitar/piano/another instrument?: YesDo you know all the lyrics to every song they play?: AlmostWhat is your favorite radio station?: KFMA!!!MTV or Fuse?: FUSEDo you have a ringtone of your favorite band�s song?: YesRap or Rock?: RockRather listen to music or be doing this survey?: AhMore free surveys at MFSpace!

Hahaha Gatta Read
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next

~* 60 Things Girls Dont Know About Guys *~
es *Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. *"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. *Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. *Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. *Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. *Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. *Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. *A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. *Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. *Don'

Random Idea...
Here's a random idea I had that of course Baby Jesus will never entertain. Mostly everyone knows that top level is 25 and it's Godfather, but I got to thinking. Why not make it so that once you reach a certain level, you can write your own title in there? Instead of just being the same as everyone else so to speak. And besides, is it really logical to have women as Godfathers too? No, not at all... I thought you'd see it my way! >;)~

Whatever Dude :p
So this guy shouts me out of the blue...i have never talked to him before, i don't think hes even on my friends list...anyway this is the convo.....I tried responding to his Whatever DUde...comment but he had blocked me LMFAO....I love this site :P Its people like him that really make it fun :P

Free Bird... For Isis.. R.i.p.
O world-ignorance, Although You have shackled my feet, I am free. Although You have chained my hands, I am free. Although You have enslaved my body, I am free. I am free because I am not of the body. I am free because I am not the body, I am free because I am the soul-bird That flies in Infinity- Sky. I am the soul-child that dreams On the Lap of the immortal King Supreme.

Back When Insults Had Some Class.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." --William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - MarkTwain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." ----Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...followed by Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one." -- Winston Churchill "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."-- Stephen Bishop "He is a self-made man and worships his creato

Tonight, I Get To Be A Monster!!!!
After months of reshaping Bloodview, and remaking rooms and rebuilding, we finally get to test things out. I cannot wait. I hope we have customers. I, and many other people have busted our asses to make the rooms of that house look great, I hope we have actors to fill the rooms. We have all worked our way through tons of bs and creative madness, I hope we go balls to the wall. We are suppost to be the best Haunted House attraction in the area, I cannt wait to show people we are who we say we are. I hope we do not disapoint. I cannot wait to be a MONSTER, just try and stop me. You will be sorry you did.

I Belong To Me.....for Those Of You Who Feel That What U Are Is How Ur Man Wants U To Be...think Again...u Belong To Urself
Oh yeah It's not that I dont wanna share my life with you baby It's just that I'm the one I need to be true to baby And I won't give up me to be part of you It's not that I dont want to have you in my life baby it's just you gotta know that its got to be right baby before I open up my heart to you I dont need somebody to complete me I complete myslef nobody has got to belong to somebody else I belong to me I don't belong to you my heart is my posession I'll be my own reflection I belong to me I'm one not half of two and if you're gonna love me you should know this baby I belong to me I gota let you know before I let you in baby that who I am is not about who I am with baby That don't mean I dont wanna be here with you I do I dont need somebody to complete me I want you to know I give all my love but I'm not givin' all my soul I belong to me I don't belong to you my heart is my posession I'll be my own reflection I belong to me I'm one not half

Kosheen- Hide You
If you were in my heart I'd surely not break you if you were beside me and my love would take you I'll keep you in safety forever protect you I'll hide you away from the world you rejected I'll hide you I'll hide you I'll hide you away from danger Bother you night and day Protect you been no stranger, Baby send your love my way Hide you away from danger Bother you night and day I'll protect you been no stranger (hide you) Oh come my way (hide you) My way (hide you) My way (hide you) Hide you Hide you Hide you Hide you x2 (everything) If you were in my heart I'd surely not break you If you were beside me and my love would take you I'll keep you in safety forever protect you I'll hide you away from the world you rejected I'll hide you I'll hide you If you were in my heart I'd surely not break you If you were beside me and my love would take you I'll keep you in safety forever protect you I'll hide you away from the world you rejected I'll hide you I

The Reasons
The reason's I dislike Mystical are very simple. 1.Her fake pics. 2. SHE LIED ABOUT BEING IN THE MILITARY. She is a con-artist. She uses guys for all they are worth. She isn't even good looking n the RL. I've seen pictures of her and I have some. She says she never used her pictures because of an accident??? There was no accident. Your ugly bitch face it. If you are a dude and your involved with her your an idiot I'm sorry. Wake the hell up Ski. I'm not gonna bash Ski to much though cause after all he is my brother in arms. He's being played like a fiddle right now though. Then there is this other guy. I don't know much about him "x_wolf_x" or whatever his name is. Dude seriously do you trust a girl that was talking you up while her "So Called" hubby was in Iraq??? Or maybe you just didn't care which would also make you a fucked up person. If she would play him while he is in Iraq she WILL play your ass. The funny thing is I guarantee that she is talking to someone else besi

Crying N The Inside , Wearing A Mask Of Happiness On The Outside.
Yes that is me without going into too much detail, Im being torn into several different directions at once. Im just not happy right now. Life is too damn confusing for me. Too bad the answers arent handed out to you......

Meet The Celtic Goddesses
Airmed Goddess of the Tuatha de Danaan, the most ancient deities of Ireland. She had great magical powers and herb craft was Her specialty. Ardwinna Continental Celtic Goddess of the Wildwood. She demanded a fine for every animal killed in Her wood, which She was said to oversee mounted on a wild boar. Artio Great Goddess of wildlife in Celtic Gaul and Britain. Achtland Pan-Celtic, A Goddess queen whom no mortal man could satisfy, she took a giant from the faery realm as her mate. Legend says that she took great pleasure combing his long, fair hair. Adsullata British, A Goddess of hot springs who came to Brittany from Celtic Gaul. She is the origin of the Anglo-Celtic sun Goddess Sul, and was most likely a minor sun Goddess in her own right before the time when the Celts relegated the majority of their sun images to male deities, and moon images to female ones. Aerten Cornish, Anglo-Celtic, Welsh, Also spelled Aerfen, or Aeron. A Goddess of fate who presided over the out

About My Meloine
After eating breakfast, my little girl says, "Mommy, will you watch this show with me?" I look at the breakfast dishes in the sink and then at her big blue eyes. "Okay," I say, and we snuggle together on the couch and watch her favorite show. After the show, we put together a puzzle and I head for the kitchen to wash those dirty dishes when the phone rings. "Hi," my friend says, "What have you been doing?" "Well," I say, "watching my little one's favorite show with her and putting together a puzzle." "Oh," she says, "so you're not busy today." No, I think to myself, just busy making memories. After lunch, Melonie says, "Mommy, please play a game with me." Now I am looking at not only the breakfast dishes but also the lunch dishes piled in the sink. But again, I look at those big blue eyes and I remember how special it felt when my mom played games with me when I was a little girl. "Sounds like fun," I answer, "but just one game." We play h

Kidney Stones Suck!
ok, so i'm new here to FUBAR, but here goes. my first rant of many, i'm sure. i have surgery 2 days ago to remove a kidney stone, and lemme tell ya.... i'm hurtin'!!! with the meds you have to take afterwards, and the gallons of water you have to drink in order to flush all that crap out, there's one big pain in the ass after another. i'll be glad when it's all over. tired of being in such pain. on a lighter note, school starts back up on monday, as does my co-op job as a mechanical engineer for one of the world's largest maker of steering components for GM vehicles. kinda cool. more later..... i have to go pee again....

Tx Midget
>The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. >The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor >told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. > The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining >table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left >giggleberry and told the Midget to turn his head and cough,the usual method >to check for a hernia. > "Aha!" mumbled the doc, and as he put his finger under the right >man-meatball, he asked the midget to cough again. > "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgica scissors >Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left >side. > The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement >that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk >around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. >The midget was absolutely delighted as he

Beware Of Garbage Trucks
Beware of Garbage Trucks How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly one can get back their focus on what's important. Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab. Here's what happened. I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches! The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was fr

Smile Contest Rules
1. This is by ratings!!! Comment bombing will be used for tie breaking!!! 2. Don't forget to make a blog, bulletin, or anything you can do to get votes... 3. Everything counts!!! doesn't matter if you vote for yourself or comment bomb for yourself!! 4. I will be posting a bulletin or two to promote the contest...it would be greatly appreciated if everyone reposts... 5. Have fun with it!!!

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU!

Nickyology
A - AVAILABLE: Well that is yet to be decided! B - BIRTHDAY: May 14th, 1981 C - CRUSHING: Not really! D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Pepsi E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My mom & Sabra F - FAVORITE BANDS: The Donnas, SevenD2, The Fray...To many to name really G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gunny Worms H - HOMETOWN: Quincy, Illinois/New Braunfels, Texas I - INSTRUMENT: I dont play one but I LOVE the guitar... J - JUGGLE: NO. K - KILLED SOMEONE: What?! This is a really weird and disturbing question....no I havent L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: to Las Vegas then California M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Strawberry N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: A brother, a half brother and 3 half sisters! O - ONE WISH: 1,000,000.00 P- PERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST: Warren J Q- QUICKIE?: yeah....good times good times R - REASON TO SMILE: TGIF S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: The Fray-Over my Head T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 10:00am U - UNDERWEAR: Pink Hipsters V - VEGETABLE(S) YOU HATE

Extra Id For Memebers
This lady below is willing to make ids for our family member but you need to rate add and fan her plus give her some rates on her photos and stash and she will make you a id for our clan please shoutbox her and let her know who you are and Please be patient for she is not a member of our clan and may be very busy with other tags for other people if you are interested her link is below just click it and make a friend hope every one is having a good week !!! ~ღღMrsღღ~ ->> ღღ •*♥ aka Debbie ♥.•* ღღ@ fubar After she makes it please rate and comment and rip the tag please she works real hard on these tags and should get rewarded !!

Syracuse Friends
Friends: Will stand by you while you piss. Syracuse friends: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Syracuse friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Syracuse friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Syracuse friends: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " Friends: Cry with you. Syracuse friends: laugh at you Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Syracuse friends: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. Friends: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. Syracuse friends: Will Crawl nak

Friends
Who are your true friends? True friends are people who are there for you no matter what. True friends don't judge you or even kick you when you are down on your luck. True friends don't try to change who you are or even make you choose between them and your friends. So if you have a true friend please tell them how much you enjoy their friendship.

Getting The Hang
Well I think I am finally getting the hang of this thing. Didnt realize there were so many good looking women running around though. WOW!! Boggles the mind. Well, I have been having fun. Hope everyone else is also. :)

~ Aisne-marne Cemetery And Memorial In France ~
~ Home for the Heroes ~ The 42.5-acre Aisne-Marne Cemetery and Memorial in France, its headstones lying in a sweeping curve, sits at the foot of the hill where stands Belleau Wood. The cemetery contains the graves of 2,289 war dead, most of whom fought in the vicinity and in the Marne valley in the summer of 1918. The memorial chapel sits on a hillside, decorated with sculptured and stained-glass details of wartime personnel, equipment and insignia. Inscribed on its interior wall are 1,060 names of the missing. Rosettes mark the names of those since recovered and identified. During World War II, the chapel was damaged slightly by an enemy shell. Belleau Wood adjoins the cemetery and contains many vestiges of World War I. A monument at the flagpole commemorates the valor of the U.S. Marines who captured much of this ground in 1918. The cemetery is open daily to the public from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. except December 25 and January 1. It is open on host country holidays. When the cemet

The Best Cleavage Contest
I was just talking with Shell (the host of the contest) If she removes me she will lose all the points for it and I don't that to happen (see I am a Nice person). Sooooooo I am staying in the contest......You can go comment bomb me if you want to, I'm not going to beg. If you do then Thank you in advance....Have a Great Weekend I'm home sick...left work 2 hours early yesterday, couldn't stand the pain anymore, went to the Doctors and I have a Bad Bladder infection, if you've never had it they hurt like hell, so I am on an antibiotic and told to stay home from work til Monday. Here is the link to my pic in the contest....

Do Our Militarymen And Women Make Too Much For What They Do?
do our military boys make TOO much for what they do? Body: Somebody has started to straighten some of these thoughtless and ungrateful people out. And I am even more grateful that it was someone serving in one of the branches of military. Military paid too much ? You be the judge ! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disap

Men Ughhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
OK I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF MY GUY FRIENDS OIUT THERE. IF YOU AND I WERE DATING AND I TOLD YOU I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL AT THE MOMENT INOUR RELATIONSHIP WOULD YOU LET IT GO AND GIVE ME SPACE TO CHILL OUT?? OR WOULD YOU PUSH AND KEEP PUSHIN? I NEED TO KNOW IF IT IS THIS GUY ONLY OR IF IT IS ALL GUYS ALIKE AND IF THAT IS ALL GUYS I AM DONE WITH MEN. AND I WILL KEEP WITH WOMEN AND WIND UP ALONE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

**defining Moments**
TGIF Today God Is First, by Os Hillman As he neared Damascus on his journey, suddenly a light from heaven flashed around him. - Acts 9:3 . For Moses, it was the burning bush. . For Peter, it was walking on water. . For Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, it was walking through the burning furnace untouched. . For Paul, it was being blinded and spoken to by Jesus on the Damascus road. . For Daniel, it was deliverance from the lions' den. . For Joshua, it was parting the Jordan River and crossing into the Promised Land. There have been many defining moments in the lives of human beings that changed their lives forever. These defining moments often set the course for the balance of their lives. We could go on and on. Each of these servants had years of preparation leading up to their defining moment. These moments forced the servants to be involved in something beyond their human experiences. It took them outside their own paradigms of life. God had to move them o

A Natural High
1. Falling in love 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts 3. A hot shower 4. No lines at the supermarket 5. A special glance 6. Getting mail 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer 11. Chocolate milkshake (or vanilla or strawberry) 12. A bubble bath 13. Giggling 14. A good conversation 15. The beach 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter 17. Laughing at yourself 18. Midnight phone calls that last for hours 19. Running through sprinklers 20. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all 21. Having someone tell you that you’re beautiful 22. Laughing at an inside joke 23. Friends 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you 25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep 26. Your first kiss (either the very fist or with a new partner) 27. Making new friends or spending time with old ones 2

A Funny Ass Joke
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, 'Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.' 'Dear,' the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!

Taking A Break
Im going to be taking a time out from Fubar for a short while, I will still be checking message but thats it, I wont be around to leave comments etc. If I only had one life I would live it with you If I only had a dollar Id half it with you If I only had one drink I would buy two straws If I had only one meal Id share it with you If I only had a minute left Id spend it with You © Dave Emmerson

Death Is Always An Eye Opener
My thought for today This morning I woke up to a VM from my mom apologizing for forgetting my bday AND that my "dad's" funeral was on my bday..... WTF? She didn't even tell me he DIED! I guess she said she sent it in a text, but for one WHO SENDS NEWS OF A DEATH OVER TEXT!! She should've call me...... :( Anyways, so his funeral was yesterday and I missed it.... I could've been there too. I don't know what worse, the fact I didn't know or the fact that if I did know, I could've.... no... SHOULD'VE been there. I hadn't seen him in a while... you never know when people are going to go. Everbody always thinks about time as infinite. Then somebody dies. You rethink everything, and realize that it's not. But everybody knows that thought doesn't last forever... after a few weeks or months you go back into the same thought of infinite time........ He wasn't ready yet. I know people think he is in a better place, but he wasn't an unhappy person. Not around me at least. He was alwa

The Fundamental Elements Of Love And Loss
The Fundamental Elements of love And Loss... And All The Pieces That Fall In Between The Cracks In Between Those Cracks, That Now Lay Within This Old Sidewalk... When Two Lovers choose To Walk Away Leaving Behind All They Made Together... And Even though They Still Love Each Other, They Have To Go Opposite Ways And As The Copious Amount Of Tears Stream Endlessly Down Their Faces... They Manage A Timid and subdued wave Yet All The While, They Mouthed The Words "I Love You"... As There hands are forced apart, and they went there opposite ways I Love You Simonne We'll Be Together Again Some Day Honey. I Just Know we will My Love. Love, Jason

How Was I Born
"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button." "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS." Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Mail'!

All Tied Up...2
You told me the last time we were together that you would love someone to tie you up and tease you till you could not stand it any more. You get the and I take you in my arms, slowing undressing you. I whisper in your ear that I've got a suprise for you. I kiss your breasts and caress you for a bit and lead you to the bed. I reach in to my bag and pull out some silk ties. I tell you to lay back and trust me, that you will enjoy this. I tie your arms to the head of the bed and kiss down your body. I take two more ties and tie your legs spread wide. I take the last tie on of the bag and tie it over your eyes. I tell you that if it gets to be to much or you get scared just say "teddy bear" and I will untie you. I kiss you deeply and my hands caress your breasts, harden your nipples. You feel something cold slip over one nipple and tighten. I ask you if you want it tigher, you tell me yes. I tighten it a bit more and slip the other on over your other nipple. You feel a cold met

To All My Friends,family, Latina Mafia Family And Club F.a.r. Family And Fans...of Tejana
Dear Sweet And Loving Friends, Like little sprinkles of love Your smile has touched my heart It sparkles here, it glistens there And tears my fears apart. Like little sprinkles of love Your laugh can make my day A giggle here, a giggle there Can chase my blues away. With your little sprinkles of love There's nothing I can't do So sprinkles of love I'm sending From my heart right back to you! From "TEJANA" Write On Images Love Her Family!!!!

Friends Sense Dayone Pimpout!
HERE ARE SOME CLOSE FRIENDS THAT HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME SINCE DAY ONE AND GOOD FRIENDS ARE HARD TO COME BY BUT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THEY ARE ALWAYS THERE! ♥MÂЯ¥JÂÑΞ™♥ Ï.β.Ï.Ç.♥ ÇΘΘĶÏЄ™@ fubar ~Blondie~Slave 2 $r Whi+e Knigh+~D S C~@ fubar ~~$Badassbiatch$~1~DSC~@ fubar Melissa aka Sexy Diva ~ Plz sign my Guestbook~@ fubar ~♥Lethal Brat~{Dirty South Crew}~I.B.IC~♥Playboy Bunny~M.W.C♥~@ fubar ACIRE@ fubar Mystêfyï~I.B.I.C~♥D.S.C.~FB wife to ♥Jim~S.B.A.B.~@ fubar THIS PIMP OUT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: $DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW} ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar fubar

Yeah...
So what is this...existence we call life? It will ultimately end in death. This is inevitable. Do we make the most of what we can? Do we love only to be hurt? Do we breath only to suffocate in the end? Or perhaps, we wall our hearts within ourselves when abused too much regardless of whether it was injured by others or by oneself. Is it this factor that makes life...life? Begin this world with one love only to leave it with a different kind? Something to break your heart, then turn around and heal it. Or perhaps to leave it broken in shards that can never be repaired. Life...so much pain, but it still seems worth having.

Savage Chickens
I happened to have Stumbled Upon (SU) this Savage Chicken website and thought I would share a few of the cartoons with you this fine Monday morning. Hoping that everyone has a phenomenal start of the week. :)

A Tribute To My Parents
In this crazy day and age, it is rare to find someone my age who's parents are still married. Mine are and today is their 47th anniversary. I know its hard to believe, but its true. They are my role models. They have been through a lot in that time, but have overcame the obstacles. So this it to you, Mom and Dad. Happy 47th Anniversary. I love you guys.

Tommorrow Is A Somber Day
I would love for everyone to just remember what tomorrow is. Those that forget their history are doomed to repeat it, and I for one will never forget that day. I was on my way back from going to my medeival events cross country when I got the news. To hear patriotic music on every station, to See the look of fear and anger on every persons face I came across on my way home. Please just take time to reflect on this. That many good men and women have died so that we remain free. Also let 9-11 remind you what happens when we let our guard down.

What To Do What To Do
Well I have decided to go to DragonCon for 4 days next year. I was wondering if any of my so devoted readers have any costume Ideas. One of the days I will definatly be cloud again. I'm going to upgrade the costume abit but I liked the attention. So if ya have any Ideas for the other 3 days let me know.

Super Thong Contest!
hey my friends...i was just informed that I'm in the running soooo please vote for me!!!!! hehehe:) all you have to do is scroll down and below the pics you will find a drop down box with all the name of the girls who are in the contest so just pick me and then submit your vote:-)also i'm sure you'll love the pic they used too!!thank you all xoxoxoxox~TaraLynnhttp://www.superthong.comClick here if to vote for me. :) http://www.superthong.com

Believe
YOU KNOW AS HUMANS WE ALL WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN AND HAVE PRIDE IN. WELL THAT CAN COME IN REALITY FORM OR FANTASY FORM AND EITHER ONE WORKS. FOR IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOUR FAMILY AND HAVE PRIDE IN IT! THEN YOU WILL CONQUER WHAT EVER COMES YOUR WAY FOR THERE IS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS AND YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE LETTER I IN THE WORD TEAM NOW I KNOW THIS IS A INTERNET SITE WERE WE ALL COME FOR RELAXATION FROM EVERY DAY STRESS JUST LIKE I DO BUT I ALSO BELIEVE IN WHAT EVER I DO I DO IT TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY EVEN ON HERE TO DO SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO GIVE 100% OR YOU LOSE EVEN IN FANTASY LAND FOR WE ARE ALL CREATURES OF HABITAT AND IT ONLY TAKES 30 DAYS TO FORM A HABITAT SO WITH ALL OF THIS BEING SAID I GUESS THE CONCLUSION TO THIS IS IF YOU BELIEVE AND HAVE ANY PRIDE IN THIS FAMILY YOU WILL GIVE JUST LIKE SOME OF US HAS AND BE THERE JUST LIKE WE ARE AND THEN YOU WELL FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT YOUR SELF EVEN WHEN ALL YOU GET IS SELF RECOGNITION FOR IT CAN BE SOME OF THE BEST THERE IS TO GET. JU

Top Stash, Please Help
Ok, I found a very funny video, and I want to see if I can get it to the top stash item, here it is if you are curious and wish to help. http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=3498608 if you can go, rate, hit share this, I don't normally ask for help like this but if you could do it, and if somebody happens to see it going into the top stashes and could screen save for me I would greatly appreciate it, and for those that have helped already. I ♥ you guys, let me know when you need something and it's yours

Hottt -n- Sexxxyy
¢¾¢¾ please vote for me!! ¢¾¢¾ ¢¾¢¾ please vote for me@ Miss GentWorld CLICK THE PIC BLEOW TO VOTE¢¾¢¾ IF YOU SIGN UP AND VOTE FOR ME THAT WILL GIVE ME 5 POINTS OTHERWISE I WILL GET 1 POINT FOR YOUR VOTE, PLUS IF YOU REGISTER AND I WIN YOU ALSO HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN A VACATION PACKAGE TOO!!! AND YOU CAN VOTE DAILY...SO YOU MAY DO AS YOU PLEASE...I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE YOUR SUPPORT:-) THANK YOU XOXO

Help My Good Friend Become A Godfather
Hi Friends , One of my best friends in Fubar, Fred aka Neptune's Human is getting close to becoming a Godfather . He needs about 135,000 points now so lets get in here and help him out during these happy hours . Thanks for your help . :) Neptunes Human@ fubar

Survey Thing I Did Invis-ology
invis-ology Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology." Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A: changes all the time, I have about 7 or 8 different ones in the fridge now - well I think not eating meat makes that a needed thing so I don't get just plain sick of one of them Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. fast food places aren't so much on my dining guide lately, because I don't eat 99.99999 % of what they serve and I'm broke, as in phucking broke, so poor that I can't pay attention broke Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A: ah being broke means dine and dash and most places don't like that method of payment usually earns 3 hots and a cot for a few months - that would mean jail - not such a hugh fan of jail and orange isn't really my color Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A. When I had more money I was a very good tip giver usually around 20 percent if the

What Do U Want?
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [ ] I want your number [ ] Pretty/Cute [ ] Hottie [ ] Sexy [ ] Gorgeous [ ] Amazingly Beautiful [ ] I'd take you home in a second [ ] I'd make out with you right now [ ] I'd Hit it [ ] I love you [ ] Wanna hook up? Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Name one thing you like about me... ________________________ I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Make Out with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none On a scale of 1-

My House Is In Half.. Lol
Ok just a quick note before I get off here tonight. As of right now my house has been torn in half for a week now. And they are "susposed" to come out on Monday and have it all done by Tuesday! We'll see.. Anyhow, so that is how things are goin right now.. SLOW AS HELL! I been using someone else's computer to check my mail and check up on some of my friends. I miss my Sc@tters World Freaks.. And muh hooker you know who you are Big Red! lol I am tryin to get back as soon as I can. Miss ya. Lots of love and my prayers go out to those who have had recent tragedy's in their lives. And EVERYONE remember to light a candle for our men and women fighting in Iraq! Sweet dreams all you sexy ppl!

Fun Questions
Another list of questions answered Tks (Naomi) 1. last beverage? cherry Pepsi 2. last phone call ? my sista Lala 4. last cd played? Its been a while since I listen to my IPod all the time hummmmmm...... 5. last time you cried? Thursday 6. last text message to? lala, ridge, robert and who ever else I could SIX HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. dated someone twice? yes 2. been cheated on? yes More then once 3. kissed someone & regretted it? yes 4. lost someone special? yes my brother will miss him always 5. been depressed? yes um duh 6. been drunk and threw up? Even after being so damn drunk on my birthday nope LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 1.Green 2. black 2. red THIS MONTH HAVE YOU: 1. Made a new friend: yes 2. Fallen out of love: no have to be in love to do that 3. Laughed until you cried: Yes with my mom about something so stupid it was funny. 4. Met someone who changed your life: He just might 5. Found out who your true friends were:

Numb
I wait for a change from day to day But the story... It always ends the same way Falling asleep next to the phone Day light breaks, waking up alone Waiting to hear the reasons why Finding yourself to tired to cry He had to work late, no time to call So numb to the fact, you've heard them all When do the lies become too much When do you decide it's time to be tough Fairy tale romance, does it really exist Have I become so weak, I accept this I've begged and I've pleaded I've given my heart Yet day after day he tears me apart He refuses to listen When I want to talk So he'll sit now, in silence Cause today I walk He can save his excuses And all his lies Because today is the last Of my good byes! ***copyrighted 2001 Written by BinnieBluEyes

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
I'm kinda new here, back on the site again and see all these jokers with "rate me add me fan me and I'll return favor". What's up with that shit? If I'm going around rating or adding people I don't need someone to tell me this when I'm well aware of the options here. Like adult children pullin that crap. Where're the adult diapers at?

Inspired By Shakespeare’s Words
- Feeling Hearts Beating in Longing - If beauty exists in your kiss All my desires still hold true For your heart, I do send, My world I would share with you forever to no end Under distant stars you miss All that I've done for you Forever I do wait....... If distance and time shall fade One night I will say "I never knew true love 'till now" Your beauty did disguise My heart will never know that love Until I hold you on that night So here... I'll be waiting here Forever wanting you near So here... I'll be waiting here One kiss from you my dear A poem to Tiffany inspired by Shakespeare’s words Did my heart love till now? For swear its sight For I never knew true beauty 'Till this night

Fun...yea!
EMAIL Responses, please! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

The Boyfriend's Death
A pair of youngsters are out for a romantic drive, when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. The boy decides to hike for help, leaving the girl behind with the car. Hearing a radio report that a crazed madman is on the loose, she locks the doors and crouches down in her seat, so as not to be seen. As time passes and her lover does not return, she begins to worry. Things only get creepier when she hears a hideous scraping sound on the roof of the car. This continues until she is nearly in hysterics. Fortunately, a police car drives up and recues her. The officer who escorts her from the car warns her not to turn around. Of course, she does - and sees her boyfriend's body hanging upside-down from a tree, his throat cut and his fingernails scraping across the car roof as he sways in the wind.

Benzi's Fu - Day!!!!!
HAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!!!!!!! ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SINCE HE JOINED FUBAR (YAY) :D THIS WAS BENZI'S very FIRST PIC ON HERE SO NOW HE'S CELEBRATING HIS FUDAY. HAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HAVING THEIR FUDAYS THIS WEEK! SO LET'S PARTY, BENZI WILL DJ 2NITE SO C'MON DOWN UNDER AND GET YOUR PARTY ON.... CLICK HERE BCUZ IT'S TIME TO P...A...R...T...Y... Come join the girls in Stangs Underground let's get this party started! Where you'll find THE hottest girls on fubar!

My Paradise
Green grass, Tall trees, A warm summer breeze, A cool dip in the lake, Oh how great! With animals everywhere, Wild Stallions, maybe a Bear, A Deer or Hare, All without a care, No hurt or spite, Just kindness and light, Birds chirping in the wind, Moon light dancing on my skin, Rain patters on the ground, Making very little sound, Family's laughter in the wind, It makes me want to grin, And so my paridise, Forever within.

Sexiest Legs Of Fubar Contest!!!
OK EVERYONE THE "SEXIEST LEGS ON FUBAR" CONTEST HAS NOW STARTED CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW AND SUPPORT OUR CONTESTANTS..... RATE AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN CAUSE THE LADY WITH THE MOST GETS A ONE MONTH VIP!!!! SPECIAL THANKS TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO HELPS MY BEST FRIEND KRISTEN AND I BY COMMENTING AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE THE NEXT FEW DAYS! I LOVE YOU ALL! MUAH! XOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXO BOMBING IS WELCOME NO PROGRAMS!!!!! NO BLANK COMMENTS!!! NO BLASTING!!!! NO SCRIPTS!!!!!!! click on the pic below to vote for Kristen and I!

My Lil Princess :-)
I LOOOOVE cooking. Especially when my lil one is "helping" LoL She'll be 8yrs old tomorrow, and I can't help but wonder how many more of these fun days I have left before I go from SUPERDADDY to DROP ME OFF AROUND THE CORNER. LoL I guess I'll just have to keep enjoying it as I have for the past 8yrs. I know how precious these times are and that they'll never happen again. Every one is different and special. I hate the fact that I dont get to be with her everyday. Times like these make me, if only for a second, wonder wether or not I made the right choice in leaving her mother. Then, I quickly gather myself, put on my happy "I did the right thing" face on and keep on trucking. I know I'll never agree with my own decision 100% , but I know that 90% of me knows it was the right choice. I keep telling myself she would have suffered much more if I had stayed and been unhappy and fighting with her mother all the time. My bitterness towards my x-wife would have swallowed me whole and destro

What I Am Looking For
I am looking for a little LUST!!! I need a companion for next years Dragoncon and I want it to be "LUST" If I can not get a Lust, I would gladly take a Winry in replacement. If your confused as hell reading this, ask me, watch the show, or just stay lost. Your choice :) But if you know what I mean and you go to Dragoncon, I am all ears if you think you have what it takes to be my "LUST"

Pic Contest Please Vote Ty
Heres your link for the contest... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=589480&i=2896192229# Contest will start at 7pm Eastern time on 9-26-07 and Ends at 7 PM Eastern on 9-29-07. Have fun with this alright? NO Drama .. Contest Rules: 1. Most comments win! 2. Comment bombing allowed and encouraged! 3. Self Bombing is advised! 4. No Drama Please, its for fun isn’t it? 5. No harassing of other contestants 6. No Late submissions 7. Prizes will be awarded at close of contest 8. Have Fun with this! Prizes: 1st Place 7 day blast 2nd Place 1 day ticker 3rd Place Big Pimping Gift (repost of original by 'Big Poppa' on '2007-09-25 18:40:59') (repost of original by '*AKAMRS. T*' on '2007-09-26 08:16:05')

Well He Did It
Well he did it my youngest son is on his way to the Bay Area to take his physical for the Navy and then he will be theirs for the next 8 yrs. For some reason I'm sad but then I'm happy for him too and I am supporting his decision. But I feel I'm losing my baby but getting a really grown man and he is only 17.

Free At Last...........
I'm so sorry for the way my last blog was worded, and the title that appeared next too my name......I'm my own person, I still ask to be treated with respect...........But I know also, that this web site is for more than just a casual glance......Take my breath Away, and you will then know the true meaning of me..........Peace and Love ~Dragonfly

In My Shoes
IN MY SHOES It will take you about a second to judge what you see. It will take you about a minute to decide whether or not you like me. It will take you about an hour to list my flaws. It will take you about a day to reveal all my faults. The outside you see Clearly and well But on the inside there's stories no one can tell So before you judge me based on my looks Remember it's impossible to judge stories by the cover of books. There's lots on my inside That the outside don't show Secrets and stories Things you couldn't possibly know ; My hopeless thoughts My endless devotion My hidden scars And unspoken feelings My opinions and All my issues Things you could never guess Unless you spent a day in my shoes The why, the how and when? The who, the huh and the what? The forgettable, the unforgettable The goodbyes, the tears, the scars The butterfly moments The smiles, the joy, the laughter The past, the stories, the memorie

"older" Women (3)
"Older" Women (3)January 10, 2006pdrl.blogspot.com She was a tease, no doubt. She loved for us to go to public places... and for her to show off her boy toy. I didn't have a problem with that, 'cuz I was her boy toy... and I loved it when she played with me in public. It was probably the start of my exhibitionist tendencies... probably the start of my thrill seeker aDICKtion sexually. I couldn't get enough of her gaze... of the touch of her fingers over my body... of the taste of her... of the thrills she sent through me when I would feel her naked flesh. One THRUSTday morning, I expected... well, I didn't know what to expect really. Only... that I was going to enjoy her. I calmly walked next door, and she let me in. She wore a bathrobe. "Ken..." She pulled me in, wrapping herself around me and kissed me deeply... passionately... taking all my oxygen and filling me with lust instead. My loins throbbed with desire and I struggled to open her robe. "Hmmmmmmmm.... Ken... today,

Whats Up
sATURDAY ILL BE A YR OLDER...AND IM GONNA SPEND IT WITH FRIENDS...WERE GONNA HAVE A BBQ HERE AT THE HOUSE...THEN WERE GOIN OUT FOR DRINKS...I PLAN TO HAVE A NICE COMFY BUZZ ALL DAY LONG...MAYBE DANCE ON SOME TABLES..HA HA..NOT..IM AFRAID OF HEIGHTS..I MAY HAVE TO DANCE ON A CHAIR OR SOMETHING LOL...

Still A Friend?
One of my boys is getting out of jail tomorrow. I grew up with Eddy but fools keep telling me I need to get away from him he's dangerous he's retarded. No, I don't mean retarded like Corky Thatcher retarded but he just... does dumb shit. Any ideas?

Little Girl All Alone
Sitting on a bench in Central Park was a little girl looking sad. A hump on her back looking awkward and strange; tugged my heart strings to say hello. I sat down beside her and asked for her name Angel she smiled and said. I talked to her about happier times about smiles and beautiful things. When I bowed my head and told her feared that I had fallen from grace, She quietly took my hand..... Looking up at me she smiled tears running down her face. Slowly she shrugged off the over coat she wore and beautiful wings took its place. You haven't been forgotten she cried nor forsaken or left down here. You only need to open your heart and push away all of the fear. As the tears of happiness streamed down my cheeks I closed my eyes to thank God. Then she was gone like a dream she faded.... but a single feather she left. So please my friend never forget that you are never alone. For there will come a day when your angel will near and come for to carry you home.....

Am I Ugly???
I was on a website that I'm also addicted to tonight and I added a picture with the name 'ImaClassyBitch' (you know because I am) and the very first comment I get within 1 minute of setting up the page is "No, your a fat bitch" with the rating of a one. Also just for kicks to see how many people in the world thinks I'm as cute as I say I am I add a picture of myself on HotorNot, I check my rating and its a 4.7. Thats very depressing I don't think I'm a 4.7, I'm atleast a 7, 7.5 on a good day. And I know I'm a big girl but I don't need no DUMB ASS commenting that I'm not classy I'm just fat. To all my blog readers Do you think I'm ugly????

Officer Death Statistics
THESE STATISTICS REPRESENT PRELIMINARY INFORMATION RECEIVED BY THE FBI, JANUARY THROUGH SEPTEMBER 2007: FORTY-FOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS HAVE BEEN KILLED DUE TO CRIMINAL ACTIONS. DURING THE SAME TIME PERIOD IN 2006, 36 OFFICERS WERE SLAIN. TWENTY-FOUR DEATHS OCCURRED IN THE SOUTH, EIGHT IN THE MIDWEST, SIX IN THE WEST, FIVE IN THE NORTHEAST, AND ONE IN PUERTO RICO. CIRCUMSTANCES INVOLVING THE 44 SLAIN OFFICERS ARE AS FOLLOWS: 11 WERE PERFORMING TRAFFIC PURSUITS/STOPS, EIGHT WERE AMBUSHED, SIX WERE ANSWERING DISTURBANCE CALLS (THREE BEING DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE CALLS), FIVE WERE ATTEMPTING OTHER ARRESTS, FOUR WERE INVESTIGATING SUSPICIOUS PERSONS OR CIRCUMSTANCES, FOUR WERE RESPONDING TO ROBBERY CALLS, TWO WERE INVOLVED IN TACTICAL SITUATIONS, ONE WAS ANSWERING BURGLARY CALL,ONE WAS HANDLING/TRANSPORTING PRISONER, ONE WAS INVESTIGATING DRUG-RELATED MATTER, AND ONE OFFICER WAS SLAIN DURING INVESTIGATIVE ACTIVITY. FIREARMS WERE USED IN 42 OF

Magical Friendship Rose
Magical Friendship Rose This is a magical friendship rose. You must pass this rose to at least five friends within an hour of receiving it. After you do, make a wish and your fondest romantic wish will come true! A true friend will send this rose back to you! Click the button below to send this rose to a friend, and let the happiness begin!

To New Adds And The Rest Of Ya
Guys, you'll notice i'm accepting requests and not rating/fanning at the moment, please don't take offense, i'm on a friend's computer at the moment whose firefox crashes everytime i run fubar on it, so i'm running in IE, and i hate IE... i will post when my computer is set back up here and ask you to comment on THAT post if i need to stop back and rate/fan you. mainly this applies to new adds, however if you're not sure whether or not i rated/fanned you when i added you (even if it was a month ago) i ask that you post there also. i have over 6k friends and less than 3k people i'm fans of, so i know i'm SO missing people, lol i know alot of you don't mind either way, but i just didn't want anyone to think i was intentionally ignoring them. love you all, Sin p.s. now's really not the best time to catch me to chat, typically i love talking to everyone in my SB but as i said i'm not on my computer and i'm tryin to get settled in here... once mine's up and running thoug

Scotland Beat Italy 18-16
Scotland (12) 18 Pens: Paterson 6 Italy (10) 16 Tries: Troncon Cons: Bortolussi Pens: Bortolussi 3 Scotland edged into the quarter-finals of the World Cup after a tense win over Italy in rain-lashed St Etienne. Once again Scotland had the unerring kicking of Chris Paterson to thank, with the winger knocking over six penalties from six attempts. Italy skipper Alessandro Troncon bundled over for a first half try and David Bortolussi kept Italy in touch. Neither side showed much in the way of attacking ambition but the Scots showed superior discipline to progress. In the last eight Scotland will play the winners of Pool D, who are likely to be either Argentina or France. Scotland made a bright start with Paterson confidently clipping over two penalties inside the first five minutes. And, when Mauro Bergamasco was sin-binned for a cynical challenge on Simon Taylor, Scotland looked ready to seize the initiative and build on their early lead. Howev

Celebrities Fight Club
I sometimes ponder the meaning of life. My mission, goal or purpose. With all the propaganda and lies in the media, political arena and schools makes me wonder about what really is important in life. Should I watch TV for anything other than the weather. I like to know if it is going to rain. With the tabloid dribble making headlines is it making us stupid? How can people actually care about so called celebrities? They all make me sick. Not to mention take the focus off of major issues that are plagueing our country. Soon we will have to take control and decide what is right, decent and pure. Stop living in the fairy tale that things are going to be ok without a drastic change in the mindset of America.

Advice
it is getting a few weeks ntil halooween and i cant wait! mom always makes a turkey. i wood try to make my own but i have never watched her. all i know is she sets plates on the table with the sandwiches with the best turkey roll on them and mayo mmmmmm!

One Of My Fav. Poems
Poem by: Robert Burns My heart's in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer - A-chasing the wild deer, and following the roe; My heart's in the Highlands, wherever I go. Farewell to the Highlands, farewell to the North The birth place of Valour, the country of Worth; Wherever I wander, wherever I rove, The hills of the Highlands for ever I love. Farewell to the mountains high cover'd with snow; Farewell to the straths and green valleys below; Farewell to the forrests and wild-hanging woods; Farwell to the torrents and loud-pouring floods. My heart's in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer Chasing the wild deer, and following the roe; My heart's in the Highlands, whereever I go. _________________________________________________ I dream of Scotland...of seeing it someday...such a beautiful place.

Frogs Synopsis
Grayhawk Research was developing a new kind of animal growth hormones dubbed GH-1-66. But when GH-1-66 had unusual side effects it was disapproved for use by the FDA and orders him to be disposed of. So Anton Grayhawk illegally dumped in the swamp where it starts leaking. Now the side effect is anything that consumes the growth hormone grows and anything that eats the animal or insect that eats the growth hormone grows. The flies drink the leaking liquid and are consumed by the swamp frogs and toads. Now the town of Moorsville is being over run by over sized frogs. This is a remake of the 1970s’ classic crap shack, but has nothing to do with that movie. Neither in plot nor in characters, I feel that it has been changed enough that asking permission by the people who own the rights of the original copyright is not needed. But see for yourself.

Doing Good
Hi everyone, Well I know I have not been on here much but I have had other things to do!!!! I went to WVA.with my sweetheart for a few days and OMG it was beautiful there. I had the best time of my life.Spent some time with my soon to be new mother-in-law!We have one more day off and then it back to work again.But I have really enjoyed our time off together.Talk to everyone later!

What Is Love??
WHAT IS LOVE?? Here are a few things I believe love is. 1. "Love is a hard rock between two people and can't be torn apart." 2. "Love is a beautiful red rose given for no apparent reason." 3. "Love is a fire that reigns in the heart." 4. "Love is like a river, never ending as it flows, but gets greater with time!" 5. "Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time." 6. "Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end." 7. "Love is a journey not a destination." 8. "Love is blind but after experiencing it for a long time you should become familiar with some particular spots." 9. "Love is a precious gift that you receive, and you need to give it with caution!" 10. "Love is happiness given back and forth." 11. "Love is composed of a single

Lettuce/tomatoes
okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!

Okie!!! Right Now I Am Gonna Rippin' Anyone's Pixs!
I am going to Rippin' anyone pics that they rated on my pics at 1 to 9 rates! Sooo I will ripping from their pics with profile so you will see that!!! OK So What I am so big ASSHOLE because they are sooo Jealousy! They never meeting anyone from fubar or cherrytap online people!!!! Thank you Mike!!!!

60 Year Marriage
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe-box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe-box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she said, 'my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.' The little old man was so moved;

We Dont Have Much Room To Live
This is because I can spell konfusion with a K And I can like it It's to dying in anothers arms and why i had to try it It's to jimmy eat world and those nights in my car when the first star you see may not be a star I'm not your star Isn't that what you said? what you thought this song meant And if this is what it takes just to lie with my mistakes and live with what I did to you All the hell I put you through I always catch the clock it's 11:11 And now you want to talk it's not hard to dream You'll always be my Konstantine My Konstantine They'll never hurt you like I do No, They'll never hurt you like I do This is to a guy who got into my head with all the pretty things he did Hey, You know, you keep me up in bed This is to a guy who got into my head with all these fucked up things I did Hey maybe baby, you could keep me up in bed My Konstantine Spin around me like a dream We played out on this movie screen And I said, Did you know I miss you

Scared Shitless With No Reception
There is a place called Whitten Wyoming which is about 15 miles outside of Reliance Wyoming on Sweetwater 66. It currently consists of a few old decrepid foundations and a rundown house. My best friend shayla and I went out there because it has been told that satanists go out there and that a few creepy things have happened like on of the roads disappearing and stuff. Going out there was nothing like the stories, It was worse. We had four people in our car and a gun and it was around 8pm. We were told to take the 4th road on the right and go over it then turn around when we got over it and look. You have to count the roads on the way and supposedly the fourth one disappears. We drove on the road for like two miles before we decided to turn around and go back to the house that we had been to over there. One the way back down this road, my heart suddenly started to race and I couldn't breath it was like someone had their hands wrapped around my neck. I tried to find my pulse to concentra

Cleavage Contest Is Saturday - Reminder
I will be in a contest on Saturday beginning at 11 PM (Eastern Time). The contest at this time is closed but will open promptly at 11 PM on Saturday NIGHT (Eastern Time). The contest is for the best cleavage on Fubar. If you could, I would appreciate a vote on my pic that will be the entry. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&albumid=585036&i=2217506923 http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&albumid=585036&i=2217506923# I will repost this again a few times before Saturday night. Thanks!!! 36d hugs, ms. cleavage

I Won, I Won, I Won!!
Well, I didn't win anything here in Fubar (yet!! lol...), but one of my loves and passions is photography. I am getting published soon in the Parade Magazine. The pay isn't too much, but it is a $100 more than I had in my bank today!! lol.... I'll certainly try to keep you posted on when it officially comes out...but, I am dancing on cloud 10,000!! ;) Hope you are all off to a phenomenal weekend! ttyml.... Your friend, Kat

No Were Not
The Accident A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold, Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, This must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely , God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it

A Tale Of Dark Erotic Mystery
Through the mists and the biting frost, a dark shadow walked the same steady route every night. The only graveyard in the area, which had been there for hundreds of years, was kept on the outer edge of town hidden behind a small wood but spanning tens of acres. The same silent path through the woods and into the garden of stone. She had come here every night for years. She felt like she knew every person that now slept peacefully in the field of granite and marble. She thought she could feel the spirits watch her stroll by and she knew that they were glad for the company. The night was almost completely dark, but the moon had began to wax anew. The frost in the grass crunched lightly under the trudging of her high leather boots. The wind crept smoothly around the statues of saints and angels and wound its way around obelisks and sepulchers. The shadowed girl hugged her long leather coat close to her body to keep out the wind's sting, her long wool scarf drifted behind her like a black

Assembling An Herbal First Aid Kit
I've always been fascinated by first aid kits. As a child I loved going to sporting goods stores where I would run to the camping department and would (clandestinely) open the first aid kits. I was always amazed at what was inside, and what wasn't inside. Always, the kits had Band-Aids, surgical tape, bandages, and an ointment. Some kits had a razor blade and suction cup for snake bite (I never met anyone who had used this). Some kits had aspirin. First aid seemed to mean cuts and scrapes and possible snake bite. I'm still fascinated by first aid kits, but have changed my question from "what's inside?" to "what do I need to be prepared?" Things I needed to be prepared for have included: - Cuts and scrapes - Burns - Bug bites - Contact rashes - Upset stomach - Diarrhea - Muscle aches - Bleeding and Bruises - Poison Ivy and Poison Oak rash - Sore throat, colds, upper respiratory problems - (So far, no snake bites) A great

A Little Of Whats On My Mind This Morning ....
Well I slept very little last night and am a bit still tired today. I guess I have alot on my mind these days. I haven't been high in over a month now...lol Which in a lot of ways is a good thing I guess. I haven't drank a beer in over 9 months as well as for me having sex...I haven't had any in about 3 years to be honest if you don't count my hand lol. while its on my mind I know I have no chance in hell in the one thing I dream about everynight. Meeting a woman that likes guys and other woman as well. Being able to have a 3sum with her and another woman. like people really say today...Dreams never do come true just like things in life.But like I say (It never hurts to try). I just don't get it, Hell people like my so called best friend sit there and bullshit their way through life and lie and steal and use others and then they all kiss his or her ass right afterwards. But me i d things the right ways and the best I can, and I get hurt in the end. Heres an e

I Hate Ppl
I have a fault, it is called being too damn nice. Well there is one person that I am DONE with. Damn person likes to start shit. Running their mouth about things they have no knowledge about. That is one thing that pisses me off so fast that it makes me sick. Right now I am furious. I guess being a nice person is my downfall, but I don't know how to be a bitch. Well not the kind of bitch I am learning I need to be. Ok enough of this little rant. I'm sure there will be more of them to come.

I Have Seen A Fewer Of People!!!
I have seen a fewer people just removed me for friends or fans some are blocked me!!! I guess they saw me that I have a girlfriend on my pics!! Some are saying UR are a PLayer?? I told them she lives sooo closer from our town in NY!! WHY do they thinks so??? I thinks they are some are dumb!! But NOT at all of them!!! Thanks MIKE!!!!!

Omg.....stang Closed The Undergroundd!!!
Not on a wild bet but we have been forced to move it!! We are planning our grand re-opening so drop in, subscribe so you are on board for the cool give aways we have planned!! Click the banner, hop and and subscribe, that way you don't miss a beat in the sexiest lounge on FUBAR. What do YOU have down under?.....PLEASE REPOST SO YOUR FRIENDS CAN GET IN ON THE FREEBIES TOO!! ۞Stang۞FU BAD B!TCH۞ Owna & Reppin Stangs Underground۞@ fubar

Fitzone For Women
So I walked to Fitzone for Women..which is about 45 minute walk being that I had to go through all the other apartment complex to get there because there was no sidewalks from here to there. Talked to the woman there about their class schedules and nutrition and what not. I have an appointment Monday morning at 9:30am to transfer there and get my stuff situated for circuit training. She also gave me a schedule for the Nutrition seminar so I will be attending that November 13th. I then walked over to see Cher at Grinderz.. where Connor got to eat some fries and I had a bottle of water.. lol. I was very good too.. I didn't take a single bite of his fries. I then walked back home which I think was about 50 minutes. so.. and some of it was up and down hill.. so hopefully it pays off. It started off a crappy day when I got up and it was raining out and then as soon as I realized it was becoming a nice day I decided I had to take advantage of it since I didn't get to go to the gym.. I am hop

What If It Was You
HE WAS DELETED AT LEVEL 17. ITS A BUNCH OF BS WHY THIS KEEPS HAPPENING TO US. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO YOU SO YOU DON'T PAY MUCH ATTENTION. WELL WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN AND NO SAYING IT WONT THATS ALL THAT YOU'LL THINK ABOUT. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD IT SUCKS TILL YOU FEEL IT FIRST HAND.. SPREAD THE LOVE.. HAPPY HOUR PST TIME 7-8 TWO FULL HOURS. A LOT OF DAMAGE CAN HAPPEN DURING THAT TIME.. HERES JUST A FEW OF US THAT WAS STRIPPED OF OUR ACCOUNTS AND HAVING TO START ALL OVER.. HE WAS LEVEL *17* FOUNDER OF S*U*P* BOMBERS@ fubar SHE WAS LEVEL *24* ABOUT TO HIT GODFATHER Mizz Shady CAN I BREAK THE FUBAR RECORD@ fubar HE WAS LEVEL *23* JUST ABOUT TO HIT LEVEL 24.. THIS MAN HOSTED A LOT OF CONTESTS AND PAID A LOT OF MONEY TO GET WHERE HE WAS AT. BLUEDEMON ~1st Deputy 2nd Alarm Hotties~Ellie's Fuhubby~@ fubar THIS ONE HURTS ALMOST AS BAD AS LOSING MY ACCOUNT DID. HE WAS IN THE 20'S NOW HES SITS AT ONLY AN 11 LEVEL.. DONT YOU ALL JUST LOVE IT?? HE BOMBS FOR THE POSSE WH

Letting Go
Letting go of someone you love is one of the hardest things you'll even have to do. The more alone time you spend, the more thinking you get to do, the more realization of truth you encounter. I think that once you balance out the reasons why you want to hold on and the reasons you have to let go, you will come to an understanding as to what you're really dealing with and see the true colors of the cards you are holding. Life brings people into your life for a reason and when its time for them to leave its because the lesson has been left and its up to you to see it, feel it, and live on what you've learned. I've recently decided to let someone go from my life. Although, its with a heavy heart that I make this decision, I decided it was for my own good and for the best for the both of us. We just dont see eye to eye, we dont think close to the same, we dont believe in the same rules, and we're in different levels overall. Sometimes being on different levels alone causes a

Tired Of This Bull Shit
That's enough from all your taunting Seems I can't remove you from my mind Don't you know that sometimes I wish they'd kill me from wanting you I will sit alone in silence Can't allow the meaning I can find Will you be defeated when they Kill me from wanting you I can't believe my sanity Lies in abandoning you I can't recall the helpless times I've been betrayed by you Sickened from wanting you Frightened of finding the truth Don't say anymore Now my mind isn't changing This reckoning's long overdue All past the walls around me In the prison of my own design Will I win my freedom when they Kill me from wanting you Maybe the arms of Hell will hound me Just as long as I remain confined I will be completed when they Kill me from wanting you Sickened from wanting you Frightened of finding the truth Don't say anymore So I have determined I am long done When I bury another problem In the graveyard you allowed me to find So I have determined I am no one When I

The Lucky Charms Quiz
The Lucky Charms® Test An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality: Pink Hearts Yellow Moons Orange Stars Green Clovers Blue Diamonds Purple Horseshoes Cereal Shapes Lucky Charms® is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc. and is © copyright 1996 by General Mills, Inc. All of the shapes and characters are also property of General Mills, Inc. The information provided on this page and the pages linked to this one exists solely as a parody and is in no way connected to General Mills. FEEDINGTHEDESIRE Pink Hearts If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form cohere

Cabbage Patch Kids
Artist Xavier Roberts first designed his soon-to-be-famous Cabbage Patch dolls in 1977 to help pay his way through school. What was the original name of the dolls before cabbage patch kids was taken on?

Html Basics 1
HTML Coding Basics 1 What is HTML Code or Files? HTML stands for Hyper Text Markup Language An HTML file is a text file containing small markup tags The markup tags tell the Web browser how to display the page An HTML file must have an htm or html file extension (If your using Blogs, Bulletins, etc. They will already have them so don’t worry about this unless your Designing a web page of your own) An HTML file can be created using a simple text editor (Your Templet you will be creating in your Blogs) HTML Tags: HTML tags are used to mark-up HTML elements HTML tags are surrounded by the two characters < and > The surrounding characters are called angle brackets HTML tags normally come in pairs like and The first tag in a pair is the start tag, the second tag is the end tag The text between the start and end tags is the element content HTML tags are not case sensitive, means the same as Ok to get started in this tutorial I will go over simple tags that

Basic Html 2
HTML Basics 2 (Centering Text, Headings, and more Text formatting ) HTML tags defines a lot of elements for formatting output, like bold or italic text. HTML tags also defines where you would like to align text also. This portion of the tutorial I will be covering how to make headings, centering your text and a few more text formatting tags. These are all pretty simple also. I will be doing the same thing here. I will show a chart of all the tags (start and end tags) and show an example of how it will display. This time though I will show you a few examples. Do you remember from the last tutorial when I asked you to create a blog for Templates well open that up again and lets get started. Now this chart will have all the tags to get you started for Headings, aligning text and a few more text formatting tags as in the first blog I Posted (HTML Basics 1). Start TagEnd TagDescription - - These are Header TagThis is the Subscript TagThis is the superscript tagThis tag

Herbs For Diabetes
Since antiquity, diabetes has been treated with plant medicines. Recent scientific investigation has confirmed the efficacy of many of these preparations, some of which are remarkably effective. Only those herbs that appear most effective, are relatively non-toxic and have substantial documentation of efficacy are covered here. Pterocarpus marsupium (Indian Kino, Malabar Kino, Pitasara, Venga) The tree is the source of the Kino of the European pharmacopeas. The gum-resin looks like dried blood (Dragon's blood), much used in Indian medicine. This herb has a long history of use in India as a treatment for diabetes. The flavonoid, (-)-epicatechin, extracted from the bark of this plant has been shown to prevent alloxan-induced beta cell damage in rats. Both epicatechin and a crude alcohol extract of Pterocarpus marsupium have actually been shown to regenerate functional pancreatic beta cells. No other drug or natural agent has been shown to generate this activity. Bitter Melon (M

Ever Cried So Hard....
Ever cried so hard.... your stomach muscles hurt a few hours later? you feel like you're literally going turn inside out? you feel like you're never gonna stop? the first thing that made you cry isn't the last thing you're crying about? you could never explain "why" if someone asked you? you stop crying for yourself and start crying for others in pain? you sit and stare? you literally CANNOT formulate a cognitive thought? you run out of tears? you're amazed at how quickly you make more tears? Just thought I'd try to find some safety in numbers...

"♥daddy's Poem♥"
Don't read without tissues because it will make you cry if you have a heart.. Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At las

Time To Move And Thanks
Today is my last day at a place we have been at for the last ten yrs. I have been very busy lately and wanted to say a big thanks to those who have been faithful to keep rating me.So far I have made time to return all rates and then some to others(even to some who never did say ty or acknowledge it).But after today my power will be shut off for the move to my new place.Hopefully the electrician I hired will have all on the same day so we can stay back in our place. I want to also say thanks for the support for those who took time to support me when I needed a friend to share my situation with(hugs to you).Be here a bit this morning but a very busy day since I am behind and last day to get all done and tied up before they move my place.I couldn't sleep so yeah why not take time for a few friends a bit before I start more work.Sorry for missing bombing the contest (Blazing Bombers a few times) but I can't wait till this is all over. Cya all my sweet friends soon tyvm hugs and love to all

Ok I Am A Sex Kitten ,but I Am A Real Women Looking
FOR A REAL MAN, YES THE PICS ARE SEXY, BUT I AM NOT ALL ABOUT SEX.. I WANT A MAN WHO WILL LOVE ME, NHOLD ME, TREAT ME GOOD, THE BEDROOM BENIFITS ARE JUST A PLUS!!!!! SO YEAH ITS GREAT TO BE TOLD YOUR SEXY, BUT I WANT MORE.. I WANT IT ALL. LOVE HAPPINESS AND A DAMN GOOD RELATIONSHIP.. BELIEVE ME THE SEX WILL BE MIND BLOWING WHEN THAT 1 GUY FINDS ME.. LOOK AT ME DEEPER THAN MY PHYSICAL APPERANCE YOU WILL LIKE WHAT U SEE UNDERNEATH TALL OF THE PHYSICAL STUFF.. IF THIS INTRESTS YOU THEN HIT ME UP.. LEAVE A COMMENT ON THIS BLOG..

Aussie Slang
A Ace! : Excellent! Very good! Aerial pingpong : Australian Rules football Amber fluid : beer Ambo : ambulance, ambulance driver Ankle biter : small child Apples, she'll be : It'll be all right Arvo : afternoon Aussie (pron. Ozzie) : Australian Aussie salute : brushing away flies with the hand Avos : avocados B B & S : Bachelors' and Spinsters' Ball - a very enjoyable party usually held in rural areas Back of Bourke : a very long way away Bail (somebody) up : to corner somebody physically Bail out : depart, usually angrily Banana bender : a person from Queensland Barbie : barbecue (noun) Barrack : to cheer on (football team etc.) Bastard : term of endearment Bathers : swimming costume Battler : someone working hard and only just making a living Beaut, beauty : great, fantastic Big-note oneself : brag, boast Bikkie : biscuit (also "it cost big bikkies" - it was expensive) Billabong : an ox-bow river or watering hole Billy : teapot. Conta

Holiday Sale
Howdy yall Its getting to be that time of year again when we all rush into the bustling traffic to local stores and malls looking for that perfect gift for our loved ones and in the process we get frustrated and stressed out in the search for the perfect gift or maybe you are going to do your searching online browsing through hundreds sometimes thousands of sites without finding the perfect gift. Forego all of the stress traffic and frustrations of shopping outside of the home because what im offering is a solution that works. We have a gift idea for everyone no matter who it is that will make them smile in style.We offer a wide variety of products from men's grooming needs to woman's perfume and if you cant decide what to get that special someone your thinking about we also offer gift cards and certificates. If you order through us we will gift wrap and include cards for you to personalize for all purchases including shipping and handling for FREE. Yes I said that right free gift

Heard
I heard the music when true love called, a song sent from heaven on silver wings. The whole world was dreaming, wisps of light streaming, as the stars spilled their magic upon you and me. The tune was more lovely than the nightingale's song, more delicate than a rose weeping, yet as powerful as the sun leaping to shed golden ribbons in herald of dawn. And I bow down before you, the one my eyes have longed to behold, my lonely heart pining, love Light shining, I swear that I shall love and adore you

Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, Bye-bye Philly, Chicago, And West Palm - Get Xm! New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online
Ooooh, it's a chilly weekend in the northeast, and I'm nursing an F-ing cold. So, in between dosing myself with cold medicine and warm liquids (no, not THOSE kind...jerks), I figured I'd update you all on a few things... because that's what I do. As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Show, you can download it online from AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 11/02/07 (Patrice Oneal, Chris Jericho and Jim Norton go at it) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 11/01/07 (Dane Cook, Penn Jillette, Bob Kelly, SLASH!) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/31/07 (Halloween, Craig Pukes, Sandy Kane, Tobin Bell, Lazlow, Manhunt 2, Penthouse Chicks Get Naked) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/30/07 (Amy Fisher Sex Tape Is Coming!) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/29/07 (Rob Bartlett, Bob Kelly) Just so you're up to speed, in addition to WYSP in Philadelphia, the Opie and Anthony Show will not be returning to 105.9 FM WCKG in Chicago or Buzz 103.1 WPBZ in West Palm Beach. The good news is that YOU CAN STI

More And More
They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss. A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong. They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong. A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way. And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray. A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin. And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend. A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true. Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU This one is for my adopt bro I wish I knew if he was ok !!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're from another mother, but you'll always be my true brother. I care for you as a real sister would, and you know that i'll always love you as best i could. May our friendship last forever; May I sail upon your sea. May we go through life

Grandfather
Most of you guys dont know but my grandfather has recently been very ill thusly in and out of the hopsital. This morning the nursing home in which he was staying at called us to inform us that as of 6:00 am this morning my grandfather had passed away. Personal I never got the chance to get to know the man however it doesnt take away the hurt and pain of losing a family member. My sadden is drawfed compared to my mom's, she had just within the last year become a large part of her father's life. To see her pain so deeply only futhers my own. My mom rushed to Landcaster this morning and had some how managed to swallow her pain for the moment and do everything that needs to be done. I however have sit back and wondered on how can I possibly help or comfort her in this time? (shakes head) In notice I wont be around much for the next couple of days but please any and all adivce is welcomed.

Insult
listen........ did you hear anything? Yeah, thats the undeniable sound of your two lonely brain cells fighting. Please dont make the mistake of that being a thought process. You have a better chance at trading your one good brain cell in for gas to put in an ants motorcylce to go halfway around the inside of a cherrio. If you get lost take the plethora of one syllable words to conjure a way out Einstein! Nice..... if you understood half of what I said that would have hurt. Sweet dreams, "me throwing around material items may cause moronic aptitude is all I can can comprehend" It's no surprise Tardville only possess a one way dirt road.

♥
For my girls ♥ Cara, Claire, Prin, Lorie, Jody, Summer, Denise, Denise(blondie), Connie,Lillian, and Bri (xoxoxo)Sharon too =) beautiful you are and dear to my heart a friendship forged with a wonderful start you lighten my mood with giggles and text who's to say where we end up next dreamy eyed boys or creepy night stalkers virile young studs or men needing walkers alluring to them is just how we are find them we do while surfing this bar moments i cherish too numerous to list gifts you give cause my eyes to mist heart so tender most beautiful indeed a friend you are when I am in need love for you I do have in plenty giggles this week you bring at least twenty squeezes huge with arms not so long my heart sings to you, a delicate song A.Boudreaux 2007

No Wishes Well
I want to run away Inside my bright red scream I want to break the doors Holding back my dream Living like this Checking the skies for rain A constant reminder Of this burden and pain I'm holding on to A shooting star Its points cutting my skin This time it's gone too far Nothing left to wish on My bloody star fell Left me drowning in hopes Inside my wishing well Not looking for a hero To owe such a debt I could not ask for saving This loss is not a regret I want to run away But there's nothing out there I want to shatter windows That look out on nowhere This is not life If I'm already dead My bleeding heart stopped beating And tears I no longer shed.