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Pancackes
I really don't care for pancakes that much, so when I go to Denny's and the say I cant substitute A waffle for pancakes thats just retarded. I feel like grabbing the foreign waiter/waitress by the throat and shoving their faces in to the plate of pancakes like you would if a dog shit on the carpet.

Tangled
Where’s the sun?…I need some light, I have no strength to win this fight, My petals wilt with each new day, Bruised and beaten, here I lay, My colour fades, my stem is weak, Air and sunshine I do seek, I feel cold, alone and tangled, Can’t move, as u slowly strangle, Web so thick, it swallows me whole, Years of sin have taken their toll. I’ve lost my eyes, can’t see my way, I’m sure my soul will soon decay, Feet of lead, I barely move, I’m losing spark, where is my groove? U stole my life, my happiness, My dirty deeds I must confess, To free myself from all I hold, And warm me from this bitter cold, My lips are sealed, my hands are bound, Free me from this underground, I’ll fade away, just let me leave, Sick of all the lies u weave, Just let me find some warming light, Don’t want the darkness of the night, Where are my wings, I need to fly, Or I will surely fall and die. Ellie

Ok Everyone...i Need Votes But...
But its not for a contest on here. I want to be on the show "real world" so I need all my friends/fan/family to vote for me. http://realworldcasting.com/people/Karena Thanks to everyone that helps. Vamp

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Spelling To Get Into Heaven
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told h

Cheated
Everything to me Every time i see you I think of what.... you did to me... lost my heart, lost my soul never going to know what could have been took my life and turned away never looking back no... not once... lost not found torn to the ground take what you would of me don’t look back... cause I’m... gone... lost you are what you are I wont change you just remember when I’m gone... what could have been... lost not found torn to the ground take what you would of me don’t look back... cause I’m... gone... lost just leave... me be... don’t touch me I wont forgive I wont forget forever betrayed never again never... again...

40 Of The Most Spontaneous Questions..
40 of the most Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST 1. Where were you 1 hour ago? Doing Dishes & Cleaning The Livingroom.. 2. Who will be your next kiss? Serenity Or Oscar.. 3. What are you most excited about right now? That Serenity is almost 6 months old.. 4. Are you wearing socks right now? Nope, I like being barefoot when I'm home.. 5. When was the last time you went out of the state? I was out of state about 5 months ago.. 6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Ya the movies right in my livingroom, lol.. 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water.. 8. How do you describe what you are wearing right now? Black & Red Silk Pjs.. 9. What was your last purchase? A new outfit for Serenity.. 10. Last food you ate? French Fries, yummy.. 11. Last person you talked to on the phone? My mom's wife Tammy.. 12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Not for me no, but for my baby yes.. 13. Do you have a pet? Y

Guys Don't Get Drunk!
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife >>goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a >>ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. >>'Yeah right!" she says. >>A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The >>wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to >>the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around >>the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is >>amazed! >>Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking >>with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring >>loudly. >>The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the >>closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her >>husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps >>soundly. >>The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the

Too Much Cya And Not Enough Git-r-done!
Right now I am dealing with a pressing matter that happened in front of my apartment last night: We were hit with a wave of severe thunderstorms and even a few tornadoes. Southwestern Missouri, including Joplin, was heavily hit. Trees were knocked down across town; a neighbour had the top half of his tree knocked down and another tree right in front of my complex was knocked down too. Right away a van from the local ABC affiliate arrived and I spoke with the station's lead news anchor about the tree that had fallen into the street and even onto my car. It was all over the local news yesterday. (LEFT: Photo of the fallen tree, about 6.00a on Friday (2007-06-08)) (RIGHT: Tree was only partially cut away later that morning in a half-assed job by the City of Joplin Streets Department, who refuse to finish the job, though it fell on a city parkway, city street, and city sidewalk) Fortunately it looks like my insurance provider are willing to work with me and I

How To Handle Doubters
...it's really quite simple. Whenever you hear anyone sounding off on internal freedom and conscious-expanding foods and drugs, whether pro or con, check out these questions: 1. Is your expert talking from direct experience, or simply repeating cliches? Theologians and intellectuals often deprecate "experience" in favor of fact and concept. This classic debate is falsely labeled. Most often it becomes a case of "experience" vs. "inexperience". 2. Do his words spring from a spiritual or mundane point of view? Is he motivated by a dedicated quest for answers to basic questions, or is he protecting his own social-psychological position, his own game investment? Is he struggling towards sainthood, or is he maintaining his status as a hard-boiled scientist or hard-boiled cop? 3. How would his argument sound if it was heard in a different culture? (for example, in an African jungle hut, a ghat on the Ganges, or on another planet inhabited by a form of life superior to ours) or in a

Andy Rooney Even Cbs News Could Not Shut Him Up!
Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right AMEN ANDY ROONEY ! Right on, Andy Rooney! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I have the right "NOT

10 Husbands, Still A Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure w

You Know You`re From Wisconsin If
You know you`re from Wisconsin if... The town you grew up in had a bar called Ma's Place. Your best shirt has a big letter G on it. You know how to polka, but never tried it sober. FFA was the most popular club in high school. You've seen a Hodag, or, at least you think that's what it was. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. You know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between ceremony and the reception. You know that there is no 'r' in Wausau . You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday. You can recognize someone from Illinois by their driving. You buy your Christmas presents at Fleet Farm. You are a connoisseur of cheese curds, and find anyone unfamiliar with them to be frighteningly foreign. You get irritated at sports announcers that pronounce it Wes-con-sin. You own at least one cheese head. You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding. You know that Kauk

Dilemma
Okay here goes, my first blog...Hmmm, I just wanna blow off some steam. For those who know ( or read my profile) I'm married but what a lot of people don't know is that my wife is paralysed, has been for the past couple years. Anyway, I go all out of my way to make sure she has all she needs and that she's provided for and most of all, that she's happy. Well, the latest thing is that my sis in law has moved in with her 19 year old boyfriend (she's 32)into my house. At first, everything looks like it going to work out, my sis in law would be available to help get my wife around ( I don't drive)and her boyfriend was gonna find a job and help me out with the bills...well, the lazy shit doesn't do shit all day except sit on his ass all day in my room playing MY PS2 and when he did find a job, he called in after 2 days and got his dumbass fired. To make the situation even worse, since its summer, my nieces and nephew started staying here too and its really a strain on my financial situa

Photo Rating
I am tired of people getting upset about what i rate their photo. I dont care how you rate mine and if it bothers you so much when i give it a low rating then take it off. I believe in rating honestly, rather than giving someone an inflated rating just so thay dot get their feelings hurt

My Only Sunshine
My Only Sunshine I'm sad again. I just finished watching Bruce Almighty. I know it sounds weird, but that movie is what really triggered my sadness. I miss being in love. Can you miss something that you're not even sure you actually felt? What is love anyways? I could write pages on my speculations about what constitutes love, but that would take longer than I am willing to spend and wouldn't really accomplish my goal with this blog in the first place. Frankly, I'm just here to whine. Maybe its not love that I miss but a sort of mutual wanting. I want to be wanted by someone I want too. But that's not completely true either. I guess I'd be happy just being wanted by someone I could see myself kissing. It has been quite a long time since I have wanted someone, but not so long since I have met the person described in the previous sentence. But all that is in the past now. No one I know fits that description any more. Why can't I just be happy by myself? I know people who are. I don't

My Baby Clover
Ive been a lil depressed since i got off work yesterday ...i went home from work n found my baby Clover passed away...that was like my best friend jus n a animals body...all i could do was cry...i miss her like crazy...i had the hardest time sleepin last nite cus everytime close my eyes all i would see was her layin thur lifeless...it hurt so much 2 find her like that....i even thought i heard her barkin last nite but woke up n relized i was dreamin...y did i have 2 lose her...she was only 5 mths old...n have ha her since she was 4 wks old...she slept wit me at my head on my pillow....i hope she will b taken care of n heaven by my grandpa n cousin...i miss u baby n will always love u...have ur pics every wher n the house now jus so can see u cute lil face....sorry Clover baby but gotta stop or goin 2 start cryin 4 u again....

"i Am Too Blessed To Be Stressed And Too Anointed, To Be Disappointed!"
A POEM ABOUT OUR GIRLFRIENDS Someone will always be prettier. Some will always be smarter. Some of their houses will be bigger. Some will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, and love you and your circumstances. Think about it! The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes~~~~ might be lonely. And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing." So, again, love you. Love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed, to be disappointed!" "Winners make things happen~~ Losers let things happen." Be "blessed" ladies~~~~~

The Party!!!
So My 21st birthday is July 5th and of course I will be on duty. Soooooo this means I will turn 21 while I am at duty ::Crys:: BUT!!! The party is the 7th. I have noooo earthy clue what I am doing. I am not aloud to know. I am just giving my husband names and numbers and getting in the car lol. Soooo tradition in my family is 21 shots ::Raises brow:: I drank a lot in high school but haven't really touched it much since then so I am worried. The alcohol I could pound down in high school could have killed Colin Farrell but going from that to none to that I am worried lol. On the good side I will have a few EMTs and Medics at the party with me so I should be good lol.

Mosh
I can't fucking wait to get into a mosh pit again. I fucking love getting the shit kicked out of me and kicking the shit out of others, all in love of the music. Ive been seriously BROKEN in mosh pits before but I wouldn't give them up for anything! (Yea...try being dropped 7 feet straight down onto your shoulders, LOVE THE FUCKING PAIN GET UP AND KICK SOME FUCKING ASS THEN GO BACKSTAGE AND KICK IT WITH THE BAND.) That's how it should and will always be done by me. PEACE

Dice Game
Cee-lo (sometimes spelled cilo, celo, c-lo, or cee-low) is a game of chance played with three six-sided dice. The game is stereotypically played in hood settings such as alleys or stoops. Each game involves two or more players. A bet amount is decided upon and each player puts that amount in the pile or pot. Each person then goes on to roll all three dice at once, and continues to do so until a recognized combination, or number, is rolled. The most common combination is two of the same number, and a third different number. The value of the roll is the third unique number. Say you roll and get 2 2 3...three is your number. You roll until you get something. If you roll and get the same number as your opponent you double the bet. The objective is to have the highest valued roll to win. However, there some special combinations: 1 2 3 (Ace Out!) - The loser The lowest possible roll. 4 5 6 (Cee-lo!) - The winner The highest possible roll. "Trips" If you roll three of the

Dskljfglkajgf
Tell me where our time went and if it was time well spent just dont let me fall asleep feeling empty again cause i fear i might break and i fear i cant take it tonight ill lie awake feeling empty i can feel the pressure, its getting closer now were better off without you i can feel the pressure, its getting closer now were better off with out you Now that im losing hope and theres nothing else to show for all of the days that we spent carried away from home somethings ill never know and i had to let them go im sitting all alone feeling empty I can feel the pressure, its getting closer now were better off without you I can feel the pressure, its getting closer now were better off without you Something ill never know and i had to let them go somethings illnever know and i had to let them go im sitting all alone feeling empty I can feel the pressure, its getting closer now were better off without you Feel the pressure, its getting closer now yo

My B-day Meaning
Your Birthdate: November 20 You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move. It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone. Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, and 29th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Walk Away
Walk Away I wanted you more then anything would have given up my life but you weren't ready for that you wanted your old life i let you make your choice knowing what it would be i pretended it wouldn't hurt but it is killing me i tried so hard not to cry but i can't hold back wanting you to be happy all i could do was step back so happy i was with you in my life but wanting you to be happy i had no choice i stepped away not willing to fight i think now maybe i should have the fight for your life i wnt you to be happy from now till you die i know she will hurt you again but i can't do anything but cry i told you i was rebound litle did i know you would run back to her leaving me to hurt i just want you to be happy no matter what don't hurt anymore because what i do best is take the pain for all the rest i may never love again but i'll be ok because i'm strong i've always been that way just don't forget that i care for you i sit and cry

Male Application
Application¢¾ Real Name: Nick Name: age: birthplace: current location: height/weight: zodiac sign: hair color/eye color: education status: school attending: favorite color: shoe size: sports you play: 21 Questions: 1.Have you ever cheated?(dont lie) 2.When is the last time you had a girlfriend? 3.What was your longest relationship? 4.What as your shortest relationship? 5.Are you a sex addict? 6.How ofen do you have to have sex? 7.How long did you ever go without having sex? 8.Have you ever hit a woman? 9.What is your greatest asset:What do you value most? 10.Can you kiss? 11.What is your idea of a good date?(place and time) 12.What is one thing you cant stand about a female? 13.What is the first thing that attracts you about a female? 14.Best featues of a female to you? 15.What is your definition of a well rounded woman? 16.Do you have any children? 17.If so, how many? 18.If so, do you and your baby momma still get along? 19. Why did you break up? 20.Why

Life
Why is it when you think every thing is perfect life jumps up and bites you in the ass? And why do people lie about sleeping around especially when your not married what's it matter who you are sleeping with and if your spouse or g/f or b/f are ok with it really why make such a fuss about hiding it

Its Baby Time
Hello everyone im a dad to be. Doctors say the baby should be born aug 2 but me the fiance and her mother think its going to be sooner. All i know is im going to be a daddy and im nervious as nervious can be.

The Definition Of Love
Andrew Marvell The Definition of Love My love is of a birth as rare As 'tis for object strange and high; It was begotten by Despair Upon Impossibility. Magnanimous Despair alone Could show me so divine a thing Where feeble Hope could ne'er have flown, But vainly flapp'd its tinsel wing. And yet I quickly might arrive Where my extended soul is fixt, But Fate does iron wedges drive, And always crowds itself betwixt. For Fate with jealous eye does see Two perfect loves, nor lets them close; Their union would her ruin be, And her tyrannic pow'r depose. And therefore her decrees of steel Us as the distant poles have plac'd, (Though love's whole world on us doth wheel) Not by themselves to be embrac'd; Unless the giddy heaven fall, And earth some new convulsion tear; And, us to join, the world should all Be cramp'd into a planisphere. As lines, so loves oblique may well Themselves in every angle greet; But ours so truly p

Missing Mom
FOXNews.com Search for Missing Mom Jessie Davis Canceled Because of Thunderstorms Thursday , June 21, 2007 FC1 ADVERTISEMENT UNIONTOWN, Ohio — The search for missing pregnant mom Jessie Davis has been called off because of bad weather. Afternoon rain and thunderstorms caused Thursday's search for the 26-year-old, conducted by about 1,500 volunteers, to be canceled for the rest of the day. Before the bad weather hit, cadaver dogs searching for missing pregnant mom were put on the scent of a fresh mound of dirt in a waste area at Highland Park Street NW and Aultman Avenue, in Canton. Stark County sheriff's Chief Deputy Rick Perez told reporters Thursday that agents and deputies were on the scene investigating the find, but he had no further information. Perez said he would provide updates when he had them. "Jessie's still missing. Until we find Jessie, we're going to keep on searching," Perez said. A sergeant with the Springfield Police Department called for t

Choke.
You are my angel. Clothed in ink and silken threads. You are the cataclysmic embodiment of longing. Enveloping me with your essence. Come closer. Run away. Show me a glimpse of what could be. Reach out with tapered fingers to close my eyes. Give a little. Take it away. Break my heart with little lies. And mend it with the truth inside. Slide into me with reckless abandon and stand aside while I cry. You make me whole. You shatter me with your indifference. The scent of you lingers upon my skin. I breathe. I choke. I wait for you every moment. I don't want you. I need you like my lungs need air.

Education Awareness....
Pit Bull Cruelty In recent years, pit bulls have gained more than just a foothold in the public awareness. Unscrupulous breeding and negative media attention have resulted in many apartment complexes, neighborhoods and even counties imposing bans on the breed, citing them as "inherently dangerous" to the public. But did you know that pit bulls, despite the fact that they were originally bred to fight with each other, were also bred to be trustworthy and friendly to people? These dogs actually earned the nickname "nursemaid's dog," because they were so reliable with young children. Today, however, the breed often attracts the worst kind of dog owners--those who are only interested in them for fighting or protection. It's a shame what has happened to this loyal and affectionate breed-but as the pit bull population has increased so rapidly, shelters are now struggling to deal with an overflow of image-plagued, hard-to-place dogs. And despite its illegality, people are still training

Online Cruelty
To report websites that display acts of cruelty to animals, please contact the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Justice. The Internet delivers an astounding array of images and ideas into homes across the world. But not all of these images are particularly animal-friendly. In fact, some of what is being sold and shown online crosses into the realm of criminal activity. And in some cases, there are laws against showing and selling these images. The Federal Government's "Crush Act" provides punishment, ranging in severity from a fine to five years in prison, for the display of acts of cruelty and sexual abuse intended for interstate commerce. "Crush" videos generally depict a woman, often in stiletto heels, stepping on small animals, typically rodents and kittens. This statute, however, is only applicable to websites and videos in which actual abuse has been verified, and even more specifically, to sites and manufacturers that intend to sell the images acro

Poem For My Dark Princess
I want to lay you down on a bed of roses. Hold you tight the the whole night through. And awake in the morning next to you. I want to fufill all your fantises one by one. Hold your hand while were out around eveyone. I wanna hold you tight and chase away your fears. And when your upset I want to kiss away your tears. I want to spend eturnity makeing your dreams come true. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. ANd maybe one day I'll hear you say the words I DO.

Hard Times
What would you call if you had to think all the time. Too think about all the times you caused pain. To see the pain that you have in your heart held on your shoulders. All one can do is wait for the times to be right. Wait for when one comes into all the right aspects. Till that happens everyone will have hard times.

What Is A Swinger?
I get so many questions so I thought I would start a blog...feel free to add you swinging experiences to the comments. So here is the answer to the most common question: What is a Swinger? Swinging activities can include (but are not limited to): Exhibitionism: having sex with a partner while being watched. Voyeurism: watching others have sex (perhaps with the above mentioned partner). Soft Swinging or Soft Swap: kissing, stroking, or having oral sex with a third or fourth person. This may be in the form of a threesome or group sex, or partners may literally be swapped. Full Swap: having penetrative sex with someone other than one's partner, which is the commonly understood definition of swinging (though not necessarily the most common type). Group Sex: An all inclusive term for activities involving multiple partners in the same vicinity. Typically, swinging activities occur when a married or otherwise committed couple engages with either another couple, m

Tell Me How...
How do I tell you that you have taken away everything.When you do not want to see the damage. My daily keeps moving as my mind , body , and soul remain stuck in moments of u. My heart looses sight of heaven only to wallow in hell's madness. My mind races a marathon of us. Only to have the starting line the repeated desire, the finish the hangman's self imposed sentence. My only ruler of love is disappointment. Disappointment's greatest accomplices are expectation and desire. I wanted you from day 1. I expected to want you forever. Now I just need to forget. I need to forget those kisses, but how?... When in a moment you're tasting the flavor of granted wishes and the next, GOD reveals heaven. How does a man go back to the line at heaven's gate after he has already been in...E.D.M.L.

My Love Personality Type
Merritt, your love personality type is ENTJ About 3-5% of the U.S. population possesses the combination of traits that make up this personality type. Being an ENTJ means that you've got a bit of a rebellious streak in you. So rather than being the kind who follows, you'll usually choose to lead the pack. You also appear to love a challenge more than most others do. So if somebody wants something done, all they have to do is tell you that it's impossible. You're apt to show them then and there how you can make it happen. You're not one to be easily discouraged in any aspect of your life. So if someone catches your eye, you'll likely find a way to get to know them come hell or high water. You're not just a dreamer. You're a doer. In relationships, you usually have a clear sense of where you want things to lead. You also know how to take charge of a situation to help things go your way. You can exude a personal strength and confidence that really wins people over. Your friendly

New Site!! Check It Out!!!
I haven't been on in awhile. Due to working a new job, going to school and also working on a new site. If anyone is interested in going to it I will be posting info on here periodically to make sure all of my friends get the opportunity to see the site. The new site is Wiifamiily. We are a young up and coming site. We are family based, and are LGBT friendly. We do not discriminate! Wiifamiily is a great place for boys and girls of all ages, races, and political back grounds. Even if you don't have a Wii, you can become a member. Get news, reviews of games, talk to users of the Wii, and post suggestions on the site. You can even make your own Mii! At this time we are offering to all of our new members free email and hosting for life! Don't miss out on this opportunity, join now! Thank you in advance for all your support. If you don't want to join, please vote for us, and click on the help us grow link. Click on some links. Browse around you will find we are trying our best

Finally, Some Relief
I finally got my self-improvement project paper done, no thanks to lots of writer's block. At least that's one less thing that I have to worry about. Still have a wedding and a cross-country move ahead of me though. I can hopefully, maybe, if I'm lucky, might be able to get a little sleep now. Been so tired with everything going on that I don't know if I even remember which way is up anymore. I guess now that the first of the big tasks os over with things will be a lot easier. This has actually been the hardest of all the things I have been doing. I will never take an accelerated college class for sure. Especially if I have anything else going on in my life. I just can't wait to be with Joe. He has become my life and I wish I was with him now. Just a few more weeks and I will be able to see him every day. I love him so much. Oh well. Soon.

Bruce Shortt's "the Continuing Collapse" April 2, 2007
WELCOME TO THE CONTINUING COLLAPSE! Home of the Anti-Shahada: There is no god called "Allah", and Mohammed, barbecue sauce be upon him, is his false prophet. Public School Portrays Christians as Terrorists Not content with enshrining homosexual sodomy and dogmatic Darwinism as part of the new "basics" in their curricula, public school "educators" are now using their institutions and taxpayer provided funds to smear Christians as terrorists. "The head of a national, Texas-based pro-family group says a recent hostage drill at a New Jersey high school, which portrayed conservative Christians as terrorists, is reflective of a dangerous philosophy that has become prevalent in many parts of America, where it is having negative effects on education. A local paper reports that a drill at Burlington Township High School in New Jersey involved police portraying mock gunmen, described as "members of a right-wing fundamentalist group called the 'New Crusaders' who don't believe

Cherrytap Football League
THIS IS MY TEAM FOR THE C.T.F. PLEASE COME AND RATE ONLY THE PIC,WE ARE THE STEAMROLLERS.. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ CLICK ON THIS PIC,AND PLEASE GO RATE ONLY. WE WANT TO WIN,WIN,WN... JUST RATES ONLY...BRENDA

Uniform Citation
Has anyone else ever makde the mistake of believing that cops could only radar your speed while they're sitting still? I did. So today I was cruising along. I wasn't really aware that I was going 72. I knew I was speeding. Along comes Officer Bacon of the Nicholasville Police Department, coming towards me at a high rate of speed. He procedes to flipped a bitch (U-ee) and turned on his lights. What really got me is that he was nice about the whole thing... He just didn't cut me a break.

Fourth Of July Weekend....
This weekend was fun! Me and the kids decided to help my best friend move the rest of her stuff out of her storage unit/well, actually, it was just us adults..lol. The kids rode along in the truck while we headed up to souix city. Our friend, Daniel, who will be leaving for Iraq in about three months also helped with the move. There were 4 kids this weekend; my two and my bf 2 kids. She has a boy and girl too. So the boys, rode with Danial in the truck and the girls rode with us in the car. It took us like almost 2 hours to get to Souix City but we had snacks and drinks for the kids along the way and some of them took small naps. Later on, after we got relaxed and such and everything was put away and taken out of the truck...the kids got to run thru the sprinklers and have a water balloon fight. What a mess that was! Then it was lunch time. We had another nice cook out. As it was 4th of July weekend, and in prob another two weeks the kids will not get to see eachother...we had to gi

Blame The Right Ppl
if you want to bitch and grip about shit talk to your politicians leave the soliders alone.... they have a job just like you do (they go where they are told and do what they are told), its they're sacrifice and suffering that gives you the right to bitch to your politicians, and they're right to tell you to fuck off

Suicide
Everything is what you think of while you sit alone How everything is How you wanted it to be Starting to cry you wanted something more Everything you found you knew you could never have You think your life to end would be better Be better for you Be better for everyone Only four questions are on your mind Would they care would they cry Would it change them those who say they care But most of all the one question you think Dear God will I be missed Oh well you say Just hurry up it won't hurt much One cut then another Write a note saying why would they read it say yeah right Tell yourself one more cut got to go Feel the blood around you you write only one word Good-bye.

Who Am I?
I AM WHO I AM NOTHING MORE OR LESS..I AM A CHILD OF THE DARKNESS WITH NO WORRIES NO CARES...I WALK IN THE NIGHT AND EMBRACE EVERY SOUND..EVERY BREATH. I AM THE ONE WHO VISITS IN THE NIGHT. WHO TALKS TO YOU IN YOUR SLEEP..I AM THE FIRE YOU FEEL IN YOUR SOUL...I AM VAMP..AND I AM PROUD...LET THE DARKNESS EMBRACE YOU AND BE SET FREE..

Punishment And Pleasure
Last night was a wonderful night. It started not so great. i offended Mistess M the other day and was punished for it last night. On cam for Her, i had to whip myself with a belt 50 times. It was very painful, but worth it to get Her forgiveness. After, however, i received a great reward. i am allowed to cum every 7 days (if my Mistress continues to allow it). i have a set ritual i am to follow. i put on stockings (which i sleep in nightly), clothes pins on my nipples and when i am done i have to take a small taste. Last night, however, i was able to vary that. Mistress M made and amazing video, you can view it at http://www.cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=2488690 It shows Her beautful feet. i played that video and worshipped her feet as i came. In order for Her to allow this, i had to eat all of the cum this time which i happily did for the pleasure of worshipping her feet. it was a great night

Rules Of Boozing
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up. 12. Never, ever tell a ba

Orders & Gifts
Here are some of the tags I have made if anyone wants to use cool. If its not yours please don't use..I make these for people and if you ask nicely and help out CHERRY's contest pic I would be more than happy to make you one too...Hugs and Kisses ~Nin@~ If you have specs on what colors you want and if you want it animated let me know in a pm!

Foww Shooow
Hate And Greed I AM GOOD AT MANY THINGS A FACT THAT YOU NEVER REALIZED AND I CAN SUCCEED AT MANY THINGS A FACT THAT YOU WILL IDOLIZE BECAUSE I AM WHAT YOU NEVER WANTED ME TO BE AND BECAUSE I HAVE THE DETERMINATION TO SUCCEED AND I'VE ADAPTED TO OTHER PEOPLES ANGER AND GREED AND I AM EXACTLY WHAT YOU SEE FOR NOW AND FOREVER YOU'LL SEE WHAT YOU WANT AND HATE TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER ADMIT THAT I HAVE MADE IT THROUGH ALL YOUR SHIT ALL THE WAY AND NOWHERE BEHIND AND IT'LL BE OK THAT YOU'RE IN THE BACK OF THE LINE

Hopw Ct Profiles Get Hacked...
How Your CT Profile Gets Hacked *****IMPORTANT INFO INSIDE****** This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a se

Love It Or Leave It!
IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely comprised of descendants of immigrants.However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has

About The Teddybear/black Rose Collective Mum
for one.........JUST BECUASE I typed in all caps DOESNOT MEAN I AM YELLING ok?!?!?????!?!?!?!?! you are are ASSUMING............and thats kinda annoying. I am not YELLING at anyone. So those who are RUDELY tellign me to FUCK OFF need to take a FREAKIN CHILL PILL! Get it? Got it? Good!! ANYWAYS......I WILL add everyone as a friend and rate them a 10. It might take more than one day becuase I like to do toher things on here besides rate and add people all day. BUT I WILL KEEP MY WORD. If you dont wanna do it, THEN JUST DONT DO IT, dont BITCH about it. Its stupid and really freakin annoying. To GET something from me might mean GIVING, which means some EFFORT on everyones part. IF YOU DONT WANNA PUT TEH EFFORT INTO IT, DONT EXPECT TO GET ANYTHIGN OUT OF IT, PERIOD. Its as simple as that! Have a good day everyone! Love, Demonstars_Girl!

"there And Back Again" Then There Again (hint, Hint)
Hey friends... Just got the word that we will be with DAUGHTRY again on August 15th in Michigan. Relient K will also be on the bill this time...in other news I will now be going by my middle name which is "super stoked". Thanks, -Super Stoked (a.k.a -T) http://www.mlive.com/entertainment/bctimes/index.ssf?/base/features-0/1183043755160630.xml&coll=4

Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit
So I took my PC to the pawn shop today, and they would only give me $30. So I told them to suck my dick. Of course, they were a little bit confused, since I dont have a dick. LMAO. Anyway, looks like not only can I stay online, but Im pretty fucked as far as my rent goes. I dont think it will help at all, but could you all please pray for me, or at least send out good thoughts? I need all the help I can get.

Stellaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
So my grandmother's friend Stella is staying over her house. This is bad. Why do you ask? 1. I fucking hate her 2. She's my grandmother's negativity towards life and everything in the middle multiplied by the thousands 3. She's ultra conservative, she might as well be goose stepping in a tan uniform. At my aunt's funeral ( the first time I met the woman.) I had to sit in a car with her for hours as she provoked the "This world is going to hell in a hand basket" conversation with the grand parents chiming in. If you want to share this experience with me, put your head in a vice and tighten it every minute of the hour. I never saw her smile. Not once. When I was little my grand mom made me write thank you letters every time she would send me a useless piece of shit. My grand mom would proof read these and then I'd have to write it all over. Pretty sad when you're 10 years old trying to think of ways to break your own hand. She constantly sends my grandmother these conse

~*huggable*lovable*kissable*jens*~ Ct Train. All Aboard!!
COME HOP ON ~*HUGGABLE*LOVABLE*KISSABLE*JEN*~ CT TRAIN. WONT COST YOU A CENT. PLEASE RATE & FAN EVERYONE! GREAT WAY TO MEET NEW PEOPLE. LETS GET THIS TRAIN FULL :D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 1 ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ "CT Wife 2 Bighits2747" Owner of Guilty Pleasures Lounge@ CherryTAP bighits2747@ CherryTAP Micki"Blue Eyes"{dirty south crew}CO-owner guilty pleasures lounge@ CherryTAP big bad daddy CHAOS CREW SDMF@ CherryTAP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 5 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CART 6 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Heartland Festival
Hey, guys and gals..me and the kids went to the heartland festival over the weekend and I just thought that I would share some info with ya. I decided to volunteer at this great festival and believe me it really paid off. I got to meet a lot of other different volunteers and they all came from different religous backgrounds in the area. I got to hand out some maps and schedule of events while the kids got to play in the area....they stayed cool in the shade as it was a really hot day. Also, when I handed out the maps, there was a card that everyone can fill out and put in drop boxes; you could win a trip to jamaica or a new iphone at the end of the day if your card was picked. After handing out the maps and schedules, me and the kids decided to hang out at the festival and such. The firefighters had their big pully out and pour water out like it was a big shower and everyone got soaked; even my jake and sam. Jake even managed to get his picture taken in the newspaper. I saw the

All Fake Pic Users Read Now!!!!
Greetings Lately there has been a huge increase of individuals using fake photos as their main profile photo. Most people do this to get better ratings or to deceptively lure people to click into their page. This is not what we had in mind when we created this site, so we are going to be taking action prevent this. 1. Any top 100 cherry using a fake main profile photo will be reset to 0. 2. If you see a top 100 cherry using a fake photo as their main profile photo, please report to a bouncer. 3. We have ZERO tolerance for anyone trying to manipulate our cherry ranking. Anyone caught cheating will be reset. (REPOST OF SCRAPPER's BLOG-http://cherrytap.com/blog/57/436702)

Where We Need To Be
Priority Team one ends 21st Team one :- Em, Bev, Tasha, Clair, Georgia and Nicki_J Priority Team two ends Fri 5pm Cherry Time Team two :- Honey, Mya, Irishtop6969, Andy, Rated NSFW, Kristene Lyn Founders will help on both If you feel you need more help on your team give us a shout we will see what we can do Any problems contact both founders Thank you

Who Wants To Help...lol
Misery doesn't love company, unless the company is helping to clean up that misery! Okay, so these chores aren't quite 'miserable,' but they are very time consuming. Call in some reinforcements for help.

I Deserve Better.....
11 YRS I STAYED WITH YOU 11YRS OF LIES 11 YRS OF HURTING 11 YRS OF BETRAYAL I DESERVE MUCH BETTER THAN YOU I DESERVE TO BE LOVED I DESERVE TO BE RESPECTED I DESERVE HAPPINESS I DESERVE SECURTIY MY LOVE FOR YOU REACHED ITS END FROM ALL YOUR LIES TO YOUR ABUSIVE WAYS TO YOUR COUNTLESS AFFAIRS YOU WERE NEVER THERE WHEN I NEEDED YOU YOU HURT ME MORE THAN ANYONE YOU NEVER LOVED ME YOU NEVER CARED YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME YOU USED ME YOU ABUSED ME YOU CHEATED ON ME ITS LIKE A BAD DREAM SPINNING IN MY HEAD I MADE A MISTAKE I LOVED SOMEONE WHO COULDNT LOVE BACK I MADE A MISTAKE I TRUSTED SOMEONE WHO COULDNT BE TRUSTED I MADE A MISTAKE AND THAT MISTAKE WAS YOU! LOVE DOESNT CHEAT LOVE DOESNT LIE LOVE DOESNT HURT LOVE DOESNT MAKE YOU CRY LOVE IS MADE FOR TWO BUT YOU CANT LOVE AND NOW WERE THREW! YOU HAVE YOUR CAR YOU HAVE YOUR CELL PHONE YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY YOU HAVE YOU

The Grand Parents Launched A Ninja Attack.....
So yesterday the Grand parents pulled a ninja attack on us. A ninja attack you ask? This is when they drop by unexpected and uninvited, just like ninjas do! I was making lunch and mom wakes up dad (who was napping) that she saw my grandparents pull in the drive way. He responds by saying, " ohhh fuck..." I walk in the room oblivious that they are here and I see my grand pop walking in front of the window and let out an " ohhh shit..." I know this sounds mean to you that we moan and groan when they show up, but keep in mind when she shows up, it's usually her being negative as hell about... well pretty much everything; who's sick, who's dying, who has died, how she would decorate our house and our yard if it was HER house. Now come on... wouldn't your hair stand up if you had to deal with this on every unexpected little visit? Plus, keep in mind that this is friday and not sunday. Sunday is usually the day they pull this on us, we just never know what time they'll drop in. Usually

Im Bored Do It!
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. If we already have would you have sex with me again? 7. What would you like to do to me? 8. Would we have sex in the shower with me? 9. How often do you think about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Where is your fantasy place to have sex? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you masturbate? 20. Do you think of me while you masturbate? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. What turns you on? 23. Do you like fore play? 24. What is fore play to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26. Would you have sex with me even if your in rela

Dreams
sometimes reality looks unknown everything looks like a big lie inside of me-the soul cry out loudly. everything breaks down like a morning dream... all of us living in an unreality… im looking to my reflection through my own eyes... something falls down from those eyes. it's nothing but a drop of water. darkness becomes gloomy n faded. we r moving on to an unknown destiny by floating in the light of darkness. we r floating in search for a new dream... searching for a dream in the light of darkness... fills ur soul with the unknown.. only the truth lies within those dreams... but do they really come true.. Saddness over comes drift slowly in sorrow, can they over come reality... diminish the all that hold u in life.. reflect on what once was, search for the dream which u dream of ...

Mowing The Yard
It never ceases to amaze me that I work so hard to make the grass green and lush.....for what? Just to mow it again! It's crazy! If you look at my pics there's a pic of the mower sitting in the mowed grass...look at the wheels, how deep they are it's actually about 2" deep, that's after mowing it! I don't use any fertilizer or chemicals to make it grow like that. It just does. Once while living in Houston, my then wife was going on a little trip to her Mothers...she told me to fertilize the lawn with the stuff we bought at a local DIY store....she bought 50# of the stuff in 2 bags.... I put both bags in the front yard....and watered the hell out of it! When she got back she asked if I "fertilized" the lawn.' I said , 'yes" . It was then that I found out that 25# was for the back yard and 25# was for the front yard. LOL We had the greenest and thickest yard on the block! LOL LOL! We are not together any more but not because of that, that might be anonther blog.(if you might

Vacation From Fubar
I won't be on much over the next 2 or 3 weeks. I'm filling in for some friends on vacation so I might not be on much. I'm not leaving I'm just not going to be busy for a while. I love me friends and would never desert you. Hope you understand. Thanks for your patience. Eddy

Cleaveage Contest For Nsfw Bombers Family
NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS FAIMLY is having a Contest for The Best Cleaveage shot. Must be a picture with your face in it. It must be you. RULES 1. Must be a real pic, no photo shopping allowed!!!!!!!!! 2. NO BLANK COMMENTS 3. NO down rating other entrants 4. GOT 2 HAVE YOUR FACE IN IT 2 TY 1st Tropical Vacation 2nd Silver Motorcycle 3rd Trailer Comment bombing is allowed! And self bombing is allowed. The contest will run for 2 weeks. As soon as I get enough entrants, it will start. If you want to enter, hit up either links below. Have fun with this and enjoy. 'THE NEW NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS Family@ fubar

Streetlight Manifesto...
a really kick ass band i love ..... every time im supposed to see streetlight... the gods somehow look down on me and say "no.. no streetlight manifesto for you. your stuck wasting away your day listening to them in mp3 format... " gurrr so yes.. countless times i have been privy to the knowledge that streetlight manifesto was going to be playing near me... and countless times i have been screwed out of going. there have even been times that my tix were paid for and sitting at the box office waiting for my arrival... but alas... somehow i was unable to make that journey.. so tonight ... they are playing at the parish in the house of blues here in the french quarter.. i had someone covering the last half of my shift so i could go see them ... finally... i thought.. i reprieve! the gods want me to see this show! my friend deidre came down to meet me and at about 7pm we were out front waiting in line for tix... had enough time cause streetlight was coming on at 8:45...

Fat People Rock!
So I'm talking to one of my clients, and I say, "There's nothing wrong with being fat, if that's how YOU are happiest. But don't fool yourself into thinking that everyone else should think it's ok for you to be fat, or that in being fat you are also as healthy as a person who is at their goal weight." She responds with, "You keep telling me I'm fat, I hate that word, it's not like I need you to remind me I'm fat!" I used to be fat, super fat, it's not like it's something you forget! What's wrong with the word fat? It's a description, like saying someone is tall or short or skinny or blonde! What I can't say the word "fat" because I'm not fat? It makes no sense. And I'm so tired of people whining and whining about the way they look and doing nothing to change it. I understand food addiction, for crying outloud this is what I DO for a living! But let's be PROACTIVE instead of REACTIVE for crying outloud! Okay... I'm done. :D

Promoting & Recruiting
I have bought a 7 day blast to promote the new family and recruit new members. Look for it and let me know if you see it. Ask around to some ppl on your friend's list and see if we can't get alot of ppl in here to join our family to make us the fu-badest bomber family on the net.:-)Post a bulletin r blog or both with the link to the family page in it.

32 Strange Things You Likely Didn't Know
1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. 2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. 3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. 7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2". 8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch). 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries... .) 10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. 11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in

Please Fill Out For Me
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Oiy This Iswht Im Lookn For
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Im Proud 2 B A Bitch! (4 All The Ladies:)
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to be

Compliments
I don't take compliments based on physical appearance very well. Perhaps it is due to my longtime dedication to developing myself as a whole person, or perhaps to a childhood of mild classmate abuse, but I find myself reacting badly to compliments on my appearance from strangers. My reactions range from bewilderment to downright irritation, depending on how the person has approached me. I can take any other type of compliment well. Tell me how intelligent I am? Interesting profile, wise, a good listener, a great blog writer ... tell me any of those, I react with the appropriate happiness and sense of accomplishment. Tell me how sexy I am? I'm annoyed. Perhaps it's because I am bewildered and annoyed by the typical male's reliance on physical appearance as a major, and in many cases, sole determining factor for attractiveness. While I do not completely dismiss physical attraction (I am human, after all), I find it stupefying that men would want to date a woman based solely

"getting Through"
When a boy and girls is courting,they never seem to have any trouble talking to and understanding each other but when the game is on good communication is the first to go.This is stressfull for both boys and girls.It is not uncommon to hear a girls complain that her boyfriend is more interested in chatting in gamings or with friends.A good understanding of gender differences is also important in learning to communicate effectively.Men and women are different in how they express themselves as well as in how they recieve information.Healthy communication is a skill that can be acquired.And it is a skill that must be worked on the practiced consistently.It is often said that having a good relation is hard work,but having a bad one is easy.It require no effort. foxy_doll

Chinese Proverbs!!!
CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~

Take Care Of My Eyes !
There was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply said. "Just take care of my eyes, dear." This is how the human brain changes when our status changes. Only a few remember what life was like before and even fewer remember who to thank for always being there even when times were painfully unbearable.

Am I A Lucky Man Or What
hi im bigboy and if you are reading this its probly because it good.. i recently met this very pretty woman here on fubar im not going to say who but she knows. i recently asked her to be my sex partner with no strings attached.... you maybe wondering did she say yes or no, well she never said. i only wanted her body but now as i talk with ehr i got to know her a little. now all i want is to be with her she is very nice es veryy sweet. you may ask is she still pretty? well ell yes she is but looks go a long ways, but a great personality goes even ferther. i found that theres people out here that actualy caers for people like me. i had no self confedence for myy self so thank you ******** for being a very good friennd to me. i know i shouldnt say this but i love you for helpping me see the light. you had the respec and kindness to help a man bring up his spirits. thank you.... if you want or dont mind ide like tobe a forever friend to you. i would do any thing fore you.

My First Contest
Well I entered a contest for sexiest dad on fubar. It is a race to 20,000 comments if you all would like to help just follow the link and leave me some comments. Feel free to repost this if you would like to.

Poetry, My Blood. My Skin.
I am an inkspot... Tattoos on skin/ words on a page/ images on a canvas/ /brand the mind/ Eat me, motherfuckers. Yep, an inkspot. A fucking Rorschach test. Take your best shot. Tattoos on my skin... time and time again, I watched needles break the surface... lonely footprints on the sand to show you where I've been to remind me of what I /cannot/ /will not/ forget a resounding echo of events that tore my armor down /the shearing of steel/ I felt it over and over again So I walk around like this, wearing my self on my skin /no mysteries here/ or so it seems and my naked skin felt the needles of the sun and your eyes the needles of your eyes Blood reddens when it is touched by air, touched by eyes inkspot, yeah... that is me. All over up and down and around that shit/ where there is ink you will find me. In the light that surrounds it, in the darkess that finds your eyes you will find m

Clearfield - Utahs Fattest City
Just a few random thoughts: Now, I know I talk a lot of shit about how huge the chicks are in Clearfield. Based on simple observation as I'm hypnotized by the flab on these broads jiggle and roll. And then came confirmation. The Standard Examiner printed a story that confirmed Clearfield is the fattest city. What do these cows eat with? Isn't a table spoon large enough, do we really need Size: shovel? Put the pitch fork down! And fat bitches all seem to look alike. Why? short hair, usually bad-home dye job, and of course they go all out and have the same stupid flip when dolled up to head to the buffet line. Press on fingernails, sometimes they go for the ho-bag special and go to have their "nails done". For sometime now I've got myself "mooing" at the cattle as I go through Walmart. Usually it's nearest the cosmetics. HINT: I don't think that little thing of makeup has the coverage area that a gallon of paint does. And lately I've caught myself yelling "holy cows" as

Needing People
The only people you need in your life are the ones that need you in theirs. don't let your feelings fool you. if someone wanted to be in your life, they would make the least bit of effort in putting themselves in your life rather than pushing you aside when you have done nothing but good for them, but if they want to remove themselves from your life... simply, let them. they were never good enough to be in your life anyways.

This Is Awesome!!!
A New York man retired. He wanted to use his retirement money wisely, so it would last, and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal. The modest farmhouse had been vacant for 15yrs.; the owner and wife both had died, and there were no heirs. The house was sold to pay taxes. The Barn was left on the property. There had been several lookers, but the large barn had steel doors, and they had been welded shut. Nobody wanted to go to the extra expense to see what was in the barn, and it wasn't complimentary to the property anyway......so, nobody made an offer on the place. The NY guy bought it at just over half of the property's worth, moved in, and set about to tear into the barn, curiosity was killing him. So, he and his wife bought a generator, and a couple of grinders.......and cut thru the welds. What was in the barn...............? Cut and paste this string into your browser and wish you were the one who bought the place!!!! Amazing!! http

So
THIS LITTLE FRUITCAKE GUY IS TELLING ME MY DEFAULT PICTURE IS NOT ME IF MY DEFAULT PICTURE ISNT ME HOW THE HELL DO I HAVE SALUTES??? HOW DID I MANAGE TO LOOK LIKE THE SAME GIRL WHEN I PUT MY SALUTES UP AND ALL MY PICS?? I FUCKING HATE DUDES WHO TALK SHIT BUT CANT ANSWER MY QUESTION WHEN I ASK THEM WHY THEY THINK IM FAKE OR WHO'S USING MY PICS has anyone seen anyone else on this site with my pics cuz i'd really LIKE TO CONFRONT THE DUMB GIRL

Questions About Mums
Ive been reading the mums lately then scrollin through the comments and I ask my self why take the time to comment on the mum if 1 you just think its stupid 2. Your just gonna be rude to the person who wrote it or 3. just dont really care. I am not saying people shouldnt share thier opnion , thats why its there, but I still see no reason for the comments that dont pertain to the mum. Is it just me or do others feel they same way? the mums are there for fun and they are something to read when your bored or looking to make some extra points. I honestly thought this was an adult site.

Who Else Is Upset??????????/
Does it bother anyone else that this purple girl is starting so much drama? It truely pisses me off. I don't understand how an adult can cry so much because no one wanted to vote on her ugly butt. She was wrong for attacking Pete the way she did. But I think we can all pull together and get him back to where he was before. If you are willing to help me on this comment and let me know. I want to see just how many of us take our club serious and consider each and everyone of us family.

Thought This Was Funny
Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"

My New Family...they Rawk!
FU-Bombers@ fubar Here is the link to the new bomber family page I started. If you want to be a part of it, check the page out, read the blog on the front main page and send a friend request to the page and put a little note in the friend request letting me know you are wanting to join the family and that it is not just a random friend request. If you have any questions please feel free to message me. -Peggy Sue FU-Bomber’s Owner & Founder

Hot And Fevered
Yes, hot and fevered. Infection is getting better though. I can walk for the majority of the day - medication is making me sick. Went by and reserved my Triumph, but no energy to ride it. Good night!

When It All Falls Down
When It All Falls Down. What am I to do when it all falls down? When the very entity of my life no longer exists to me now. Im left gasping for the object of my enchantment It digusts me so greatly Yet, if i don't have this affection I begin to panic. I hold so firm to it when it comes Knowing it will only kill me when its done. The ambivalence of this emotion is so ample That I pray a thousand times for it to be overcome. I look to see better days When this love crazed emotion ascends some time And I no longer feel this way. ~YOURS TRULY~ Salvador Bishop Renteria.

Ismael The Stalker
This jerk has been doing this to the whole KOW and fubar aint doing nothing ..FTW Lost Goth has him on blocked even but he still get s threw ...hell look what he popsted on comments on my profile about her and this time he has been nice about it he is mailing her calling her a fuckin cunt everything and nothng is being done...how can he keep getting threw to everyones profiles and her mail when he is blocked?talk about a stalker · X*XMonster Blac... just checked you out! 2 day ago · X*XMonster Blac... rated your photo a '1'! 2 day ago · X*XMonster Blac... rated your photo a '1'! 2 day ago · X*XMonster Blac... left you a new photo comment! 2 day ago · X*XMonster Blac... rated your photo a '1'! 2 day ago · X*XMonster Blac... rated your photo a '1'! 2 day ago · X*XMonster Blac... left you a new photo comment! 2 day ago · X*XMonster Blac... rated your photo a '1'! 2 day ago · X*XMonster Blac... rated your photo a '1'! 2 day ago

I Hate My X
From July 26,19999 until now I have raised my daughter on my own with my mothers help. My husband then in 1999 decided to take the law into his own hands and had been in prison umtil this past August, for Use of a firearm within city limits with intent to maime, disfigure or kill .Also firing a police officer. All these since then I have taken care of my daughter and raised her right. First day he came out of prison the firt words out of his mouth were i need a piece of ass and some money.Well that didnt set wel with me and i told him so. During the years we were together i lived a life of hell because everynight he was out with his friends getting hi and drunk hed come home beat the hell out of me and to be honest the time he was in prison was a relief to me! He has done nothing but cause trouble for me since he has gotten out of prison now hes trying to take my daughter from me after he tried to sign his rights to her away so he wouldnt have to pay child

A Dream
Since youâ€™ve been gone - Iâ€™ve felt nothing but pain, I have felt how the clouds must feel before the rain, I want you to come back more and more everyday, But deep down inside I know there is no way, I look up at the stars and I know we are under the same sky, But we arenâ€™t together and I constantly question why? I finally find you and then you just disappear, I want to hold you close - I want to feel you near, We are not apart by choice - yes this is true, But I do have a longing to be next to you, To feel your arms - to feel your kiss, Itâ€™s everything about you that I do miss, It feels like youâ€™ve been gone forever and a day, When you do return Iâ€™ll long for you to stay, I felt something click when I first looked at you, Something in your eyes told me so much and thatâ€™s when I knew, I knew that you were special and you would amaze me so, Then the day you sailed - I hated to see you go

Women Shouldn't Take Their Husbands Shopping.....lol
After Mr. Nicolini retired, Patty insisted her husband Nick accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Nick was like most men --He found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Patty was like most women -- she loved to browse. One day Patty received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Nicolini...... Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Nicolini are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her i

The Difference Between A Ducks Legs Is That One Of Them Are Both The Same....
ok...ok... this is the 3rd time I've deleted everything and started over getting whats in my head down on this "digital" paper. Have you ever wondered why that no matter how much positive you can do for a person, all the self sacrafice and effort given forth to a person there are always going to be those who just manage to turn the tables and drop nothing but negative on you. Makes it a bit harder to trust anyone... even the closest people afterwords. Still it always brings out the face in the person spitting back their diatribe as to who they really are. It's odd that after so much losing out and giving in to a lifestyle that is just below the average even set for oneself just because it makes that other person smile that it doesn't take much or at all for that other person to turn face and turn coat on everything between those people. So yea, I think i just said the same damn thing 3 times... I'm not going back and I'm no editing this.... not a blog editor. Ne who... some people migh

What Sign Shouldn't You Date?
Never Date a Cancer Clingy, emotional, and very private - it's hard to escape a Cancer's clutches. And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they're anything but open in return. Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Dark Eyes
Yeah so heres my most recent!! Sorry everyone I was in a weird mood when I wrote this so it might not make any sense. Dark Eyes What do you see? Do you still a little girl standing before you With Dark Hair and pretty blue eyes? That smiles at you to appease you And makes you think that everything is ok and that there is nothing wrong. Or do you see the girl who’s eyes are as dark as death itself Who’s once red heart ful of love and happiness is slowly decaying and chipping away fragment by fragment. Or is it that you do see and just don’t care because your to caught up in your own misery and despair. I am the one that is standing by your side and helping you to be strong But who is their to help her? She is but only one little girl and can’t do it alone. The monstrosity standing before you is one you helped create But don’t worry and have no fear you didn’t do it alone Why couldn’t you just take two seconds to ask her How are you doing? Or Are you ok? Please

Update On A Question
It occured today to me what has been going on, that grim lil' pixie bitch "Self Pity" has been pertched on my shoulder for some time now, Today it was successfully dethrowned, cast apon the wind so to say... I realized that I thrive on the things not everyone can do, roofing, playin with fire, drumming all night and making sweet sweet love with my Lady... Now I tell myself "Be happy and love with all my heart...Cause tomorrow I may not get the chance, Nobody gets out of this reality alive... Big Huggs and a Smooch to any who may need them.

Can We Not Stoop To Your Level
Do I even want to talk about this with them is one of my favorite topics of thought, I've found. Seriously, if I make a point out of something why do people who are on my side of the arguement go and fuck that up by being just as stupid and fucking ignorant. I want people to stop agreeing with me if possible. I get way too many fucking idiots doing it. Seriously, if you have an opinion that is equally ignorant to that which I mock you are not supposed to agree with me. You are a bigot. You're a prejudice dumb shit. Why the hell do people always have put things down to us vs them. Them is dehumanizing. Its a generalization. How fucking stupid can you be make things so god damned narrow. Idiot! All of you. People I've dated. My friends. You all do this and I just get sick to death from it. It really makes me wonder what the fuck the point is. Why is everyone I know like this? Is it so fucking hard to question every thing, especially your stupid fucking made up beliefs.

First Day Back To School
yeap thats right my friends and family as of today i have started back to school. i have four classes on Tuesdays and will at school from 8:30 am to 9 pm (thank god though i have a 5 hour break) and only 3 classes on Thursdays and go from 8:30 am to 1 pm. my current classes are 1. Human Growth and Development, 2. Business Law and Legal Enviroment, 3. Economics (macro) and 4. Speech (only on tues night). so if anyone knows much about classes 2 & 3 ur are more than welcome to help me out with them if ya want. I'll keep everyone informed of whats going on with school and each class as soon as much as im able and when i see it fit, so no it wont be daily or even weekly. well wish me luck, im gonna need it with this semester. feel free to talk to me whenever you want and if im unavalible i'll get back with you asap. love lil devil

The Druids Were The Priests - Magicians - Of The Celtic People.
They were Priests and Prietesses. Although since Christian times Druids have been identified as wizards and soothsayers, in pre-Christian Celtic society they formed an intellectual class comprising philosophers, judges, educators, historians, doctors, seers, astronomers, and astrologers. The earliest surviving Classical references to Druids date to the 2nd century B.C. The word "Druidae" is of Celtic origin. The Roman writer Pliny the Elder (Gaius Plinius Secundus, 23/24-79 A.D.) believed it to be a cognate with the Greek work "drus," meaning "an oak." "Dru-wid" combines the word roots "oak" and "knowledge" ("wid" means "to know" or "to see" - as in the Sanskrit "vid"). The oak (together with the rowan and hazel) was an important sacred tree to the Druids. In the Celtic social system, Druid was a title given to learned men and women possessing "oak knowledge" (or "oak wisdom"). The Druids emerged from the ancient Celtic tribes, at a time when the people had to live close to

Wearing Red!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with! me right now. He was killed in Iraq; I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do.

What Kind Of Sportscar Am I?
I'm a Mazda Miata! You like to soak up the sun, but your tastes are down to earth. Everyone thinks you're cute. Life is a winding road, and you like to take the curves in stride. Let other people compete in the rat race - you're just here to enjoy the ride. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

For My Detractors
I wish my nickname was anything but: "i'llcallyou,don'tcallme" Does your pillow move during the night... Mine does.. it is constantly tormenting me,,, once I even woke up and thought it was trying to suffocate me... turns out it was just an ex-girlfriend.. boy, was I relieved... telling me I'm ugly isn't exactly news to me... telling me I'm handsome is proof of substance abuse... telling me I'm alright... that's all I ask... no need to push the boundaries... If you think I should change my ways look at how you spend your days look at what you consider your life it's not like I'm asking you to be my wife... If you want me to be sorry for who I am look in the mirror, snap the picture in the cam don't blame me for being happy the way I IS this is my world, you're even lucky I let you VIZ If you think I should cut my hair and shave what difference will it make in the grave I shouldn't have to care what you think it's not my fault all your hair has fallen

Things I Love About You
Your eyes which first held me captivated where I stood. Your smile to dazzle the sun and warm every corner of my soul. Your voice like a sparkling mountain stream which flows into my heart. Your walk and the way your gracefulness takes my breath away. Your hair about which I dreamed cascading into my face as you leaned over me. Your hands whose caress I crave to hold my face in their tenderness. Your arms I long to have around my neck as you pull me close to your warmth. Most of all everything you are changed the way I feel about my life. I love you.

Online Relationships
I had thought ppl learned or knew better about online dating, relationships, marriages etc. I have been chatting for the better part of 12 yrs on just about ever forum they have come up with. I have dont it all on chat and have learned that no matter how much u talk online, on the phone or what ever, you can never know the person well enough to truely love them. Spending time together in real life there are so many things spoken and unspoken that go on that can never really be expressed online. Its the things that really matter. I feel that without knowing the real life things you cant truely love someone or say u want to be with that person in real life long term. It is possible to have a close bond with someone and really care about them. I just dont feel that it can be called love. I dont understand how ppl can make a commitment to some one online and never see the person. Is it just the fact they "live" on the computer? Maybe so. I've tried to explain this to ppl over an

The First Try..
My first ever try of a blog.. Ive been meaning to write some for sometime. It is hard when people who thoroughly know me(I refer them as my mirrors, with whom I can be myself without hiding anything, and see myself for what I am in their eyes)are quite far. 2 in the states currently, with no specific dates as to when they will return, and one in UK, whom I considered to be much more than a mirror, the one I thought who completed me, now married.. Yeah, I do have friends that I could count on here and now.. I do have fun.. we party hard, we share a lot. But on a more basic level, it is hard for me to open up completely. So i keep things inside me, and the things i am keeping are becoming like a mountain now. Hence this blog. I dont really know how wise it is to be as honest or as open as possible in here. I generally hold things back, so that im not judged, i am afraid that ppl who should not know things will know if they happen to see my blog etc. another reason why i avoided writing t

Dear Mr. President
Dear Mr. President,I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, And I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, Mexican President , that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: 1. Free medical care for my entire family . 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. 3. All government forms need to be printed in English. 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag fl

Fuck Off Guys I'm Taken!
I swear why is it that guys can never leave me alone when I tell them I am taken and what not. It seriously pisses me off! they will never have a chance with me. I am with the man of my dreams and these other guys need to stop saying what they would do to me and shit. I don't want to hear it! Why can't they see I am happy with the one I have? I am not a random fuck or a friend with benefits. Go find some whore or slut to do that with. I know a couple of whores you could go fuck with and leave me alone. Assholes are never getting any of this. I love Andrew and he loves me and there is nothing anyone can do to break us up. Andrew is the one I'm going to marry and have kids with. So all you other men leave me the fuck alone!GRRR....

Moving
Ok everyone.. We are in the middle of moving and by moving I mean everything house and all.. I don't know how long we will be gone but I will be droppin in to check mail and things of that nature.. Of course I will be stoppin in to see muh Sc@tter World Freaks.. I'll miss you all while I'm gone.. Hugs N Kisses

Bring It
TO THE BACK STABBING LYING ASSHATS: So I hear you like to talk shit behind my back and are stupid enough to think I wont find out LMAO You really are pathetic and immature. If you have something to say to me or about me have the fricking guts to come to me with it. Stop being a little bitch and step. You continue with your HS drama BS you will have 2 choices. 1) You can grow up and bring the issues to me. Stop sending your friends to my page. Stop sending them to talk to me to get info for you, guess what... I am on to your little games. 2) You can continue to act like a little bitch and hide behind others. But know this asshat, it doesn't stop I have a lot of information on you and you know I do and I can and will RUIN you. Make no mistake. So the choice is up to you. You can grow the hell up and move on. Or you can continue and be annihilated. Simple even for one such as you that lacks the brain power to comprehend. Oh and that goes for your little friends too.

Ufc
So did anyone else see the UFC fight this past weekend and ponder the shit outta where all the blood came from on the mat? I was rather pissed as hell that they showed those shittin ass fights afterwards and didnt show the "bloodbath" so for anyone who hasnt figure out who it was or found the video here ya go. It was Sobral VS Heath http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2935691885007255067&q=Sobral+vs+Heath&total=2&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Nudist Colony Membership!! Funny Shit
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies "No; what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for

Arabian Nights @ India Restaurant In Warren, Ri
This is my bellydance troupe. Come out and enjoy the show! Who knows I just might get up and do some shimming!! Hosted By: THE GODDESS COYLE When: Saturday Sep 22, 2007 at 8:00 PM Where: INDIA in WARREN RHODE ISLAND 520 MAIN STREET WARREN, RI 02885 United States Description: THE GODDESS COYLE

Tight Ends
Other Guys" TEs: Craig Stevens Cal-Berkley 6'3.7" 253 Estimated 40 Time: 4.78 Craig Stevens is not spectacular in any area, however he is tough, dependable, consistant and has no holes in his game. His hands, blocking, route running and toughness are all above average. He could be a 10 year pro. Career Totals 37 games-20 34 465 13.7 4 29 Think Chad Lewis. #2Chris Hopkins, Toledo 6'3.5" Weight: 252 Estimated 40 Time: 4.81 Chris Hopkins has a very nice blend of attributes He's productive (54 receptions, 565 yards, 7 touchdowns in 2006). And he has great character. Hopkins produced against good competition recording 13 receptions and three TDs at Iowa State. The southside native of Chicago has soft hands and is shifty for his size. He was very productive in 2006 with 54 grabs for 565 yards 10.5 ypc 7TDs and a long catch of 42 yards. Think Randy MacMichael. #3 Joey Haynos, Maryland 6'7" Weight: 262 Estimated 40 Time: 4.87 Vernon Davis' super sized replacement at Maryland ca

Passion's Flames
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames

Less Than 5,000 To Go To Level Up???
Do you think that I just might be able to level up today??? BTW, what is the female version of Fuberlord??? Duchess of Fubar???? ;)) Ttyml after I wake up from my sleep after working an overnight shift last night. :) Hoping all are having a phenomenal Sunday!!! Catch up with you all soon.

Are You Who I'm Looking For???
Make your own scroller at kawaiispace.com! 1. We don't care who you are friends with! thats what we're here for... just leave their problems with them! Respect your fellow squad members! You never know when you might need there help on a contest! ( this is to keep drama out of the squad!) 2. We would like to keep members of the squad faithful to one squad as this seems to later cause conflicts if same 2 squads join a contest to whom to bomb. So if you like to join please be in no other squad already.This can be talked over if you think you can handle and do duties to all your families. 4. You will only be put on the squad if you have a verified salute picture! (exceptions being made for a few active military & others that are getting them.) All members have to have the family name so we know who you are. 5. Please wait to join squad if your already in a contest till after it is over. 6. All members are expected to rate profile ,fan and add each new person.Cause t

Addendum To Quick Note
I've had all I can handle for one day. I had planned on writing a real blog, but not tonight, I guess! I promise a decent blog tomorrow. Good night, everyone! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings, for all my friends all over the world! Sweet dreams. Later! Muahz!

Just Remember 9 11 Not Here For The Brownie Points
A horrible tragedy occured at 8:46 Tuesday Morning September 11, 2001. There were 4 planes hijacked by terrorists. A senseless act of cowardness. American Airlines Flight 11, crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center in New York. There were 92 people aboard, including 9 flight attendants and 2 pilots. At 9:03 a.m., United Airlines Flight 175 crashed into the South Tower, carrying 65 people, including 7 flight attendants and 2 pilots.

Room Blessing/cleansing/protection Spell
Source Unknown ROOM BLESSING/CLEANSING/ PROTECTION SPELL This is a bare-bones, generic spell. Use when the energies in your home or in a particular room start feeling "off" or negative. This spell can be tweaked to suit your particular method of working or use as is. You will need: Small cauldron or other fire-proof bowl for burning herbs - one that you are able to carry. Your favorite protection oil Clearing herbs such as sage, cedar, rosemary, etc. Charcoal tablet (a half tablet would suffice) Matches Trace the pentagram starting from the top point - in this spell you are invoking Spirit. Meditate before you begin - make sure you're in the right state of mind to proceed. An Alpha state is the best. The Spell: Light charcoal in bowl/cauldron and when burning, drop a pinch or two of your clearing herbs into the cauldron. Take a minute to take in the energy of the herbs. Carry the vessel around the room - paying special attention to corners, closet

Stop Thief!
So it seems that somehow rates are being siphoned off my page and this is not the first time it has happened. One photo only has seven rates and I know for a fact that at it has been rated at least twenty times. Another photo has been adversely rated just once. Usually it only takes one eleven to even that out, but they do not seem to be registering. That photo has received several elevens. Is this happening to anyone else?

A Crusty Old Man
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. " "I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

Ballsy Much?
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@ The Office
The cold wind blew down. John fiddled with his key at the door. It was around seven in the morning and the door was locked. It was always locked at this time as John was the first one to arrive at work on these days. John finally got the door opened and went in. He ran toward the closet to shut the alarm off but half way there realized it was not going off. “Maybe they forgot to shut it off last night.” He thought out loud. It was either that or someone as already in but highly unlikely. He checked his box but it was empty. No mail from yesterday had been delivered. He went up the stairs to the office to be sure everything was working alright. He got to the top step and walked into his office when he saw her. She sat on her desk . He clothes were draped over her chair. She was wearing her undergarments, a sexy lace bra and panties. She sat there starring at him with her legs crossed. “I know what you want.” She said. “You try and hide it but I see the way you look at me wh

Sick Of The Possessiveness!!!
Apparently, I have become the focus and the center of a lot of attention as of late, and God's honest truth, I HATE IT!!! There are some people who don't seem to grasp the concept I want absolutely NO DRAMA on my page or my life! Yet there are some who seem to want to give it to me anyway! So these rules are especially for them!: 1.) POSSESSIVENESS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!! I am my own person and I have my own life! People who think I don't make time for them should remember I am in school, doing homework and getting ready to return to work in a few weeks. Also, I really never believed in the 'crush' feature on here, and the person I am with knows who she is (whomever it may be at the time)! If you are now gonna vie for my crush, know that I am back to my old ways and will put it on NO ONE!!! If you don't like that, too bad! This is MY page!!! I call the shots! 2.) Anyone who wants to start shit with someone else on my page based on a comment that was left for me is

Friends Test
So You Think You Know Me... prove it. 01. My first name: (2 Points) 02. My last name: (4 Points) 03. Am i in love...if so with who: (4 Points) 04. Where did we meet (1 Point) 05. Take a stab at my middle name: (6 Points) 06. Where do I work: (1 Point) 07. What am I afraid of: (3 Point) 08. Do I smoke : (2 Points) 09. Do I drink: (3 Point) 10. Do you think I'm a virgin: (3 Point) 11. Do I have any siblings: (1 Point) 12. How many: (2 Points) 13. What's one of my favorite things to do: (2 Points) 14. How many piercings do I have: (1 Point) 15. How many tattoos do I have: (4 Points) 16. What's my favorite type of music: (3 Point) 17. Am I shy or outgoing: (4 Points) 18. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (3 Point) 19. Whats my favorite color: (2 Points) 20. Name something I hate: (3 Point) 21. Name a talent I have: (4 Points) 22

Just Whats A Cleveland Brown?
Just What's A Cleveland Brown? A Bengal is a tiger And a fast plane is a Jet. A Cowboy comes from Texas And a Raider's tough I'll bet. A Viking's from the frigid north. Seahawks live near the sea. All are names of football teams, Just like they ought to be. But there's one name that makes no sense It causes me to frown Can anyone enlighten me? Just what's a Cleveland Brown?! I don't know if it is true, But I think I've heard a theory; That Cleveland named its team After the color of Lake Erie. Brown does not describe A big and strong athletic man. It's what's inside the diaper Of a baby Steeler's fan. The guy who named this football team Must be the Cleveland clown Who else would think to call A football warrior a Brown!! If I'd been born in Cleveland And there my life was spent, I'd find another team to cheer From pure embarrassment. I myself, have always loved The Steelers Black and Gold. I did when I was very young, And I will when I

Teach Your Childern The Right Way
Children Learn What They Live If a Child lives with criticism, He learns to condemn, If a child lives with hostility, He learns to fight. If a child lives with ridicule, He learns to be shy. If a child lives with shame, He learns to feel guilty. If a child lives with tolerance, He learns to be patient. If a child lives with encouragement, He learns confidence. If a child lives with praise, He learns to appreciate. If a child lives with fairness, He learns justice. If a child lives with security, He learns to have faith. If a child lives with approval, He learns to like himself. If a child lives with acceptance, And friendship, He learns to find love in the world. Today I Taught My Child When I got mad today and hit my child "For his own good," I reconciled, and then I realized my plight. Today, I taught my child to fight. When interrupted by the phone, I said, "tell them

Email From My Love
Today is my birthday, probably the worst day ever as everyone forgot about it. Last year this time i was so sure that id spend today with u, but it didnt turn out that way, im hoping that maybe next year this time we will be together. I miss u bobbles, i miss u terribly, i dont know whats going on anymore, but i love u and dont want to lose u. Mwahs

Alone
In that moment deep inside my Heart My world is one of undeniable comfort You are the object of a lifetime of yen However, Desire cannot replace fulfillment For I am mostly left here Alone It is then that I feel the ripping of my soul in two Searing pain, as layers of trust are torn apart My very core of hope dashed to disappointment Such sorrow should never be endured at the expense of rapture Inconceivable loneliness and despair... Muscle into the place where dreams are stored Their evil air choking out the last breath of my heart's virtue I try to hold on to the memory of loves last words My grip loosens and fingers slip one by one I am about to plunged into that place where hearts break and dreams are destroyed As my last finger breaks and I am all but lost I hear the twinkle of an Angel giving me the strength to pause I pull myself up, up to the gates of hope I look into the bright light and see the scripture that is you You are here, and I am saved fo

Personal Poems
Ok heres the deal I had a friend ask me to write a personal poem for them sort of a challange i guess however ive decided to make it one the first 4 people because i already have 1 to respond to this and ask for one i will write one for.. however you must tell me if you want you name used (including user name) and what kind IE: love.. hate... passion... lust get the point? so lets get to writing YOU MUST REPLY TO THIS BLOG FOR ME TO WRITE ONE FOR YOU......

Damn Almost Forgot:
My favorite DJ's have switched lounges... ALL of them... so I loyally follow them (but if they move again they best start their own, lol) ... So if you're looking for me, and i'm not AFK, and i'm not in my SB... Like what you hear? CLICK HERE to join BLITZED OUT!!! Ok, i was lazy and cut and pasted that from my profile, but it still works, i think... :p anyhow come check it out, the other dj's there seem cool and my family dj's ALWAYS RAWK! (/love all of you guys) Love, Sin

~i Am A Witch~
"I AM A WITCH" When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a "Witch". When I stand up for those I love, they call me a Witch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a Witch. Being a witch entails raising my children to be strong people Who have a solid sense of personal and social responsibility Who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in Who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a witch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature I am, With all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a witch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a witch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone else's maid or when I act a little selfish. I am proud to be a witch! It

Razor This Is For You....
As you know we have lost one of our own. Even though i never got to meet her i fell i must do something a little more for her, so this blog is my way to. Even though you may be gone, your spirit is bright as the mornin's dawn. Now as you recieve him in open arms, you now can rest even though your pain was long. We look up at you with tears in our eyes, knowing you can hear all of our goodbyes. With sorrow in our hearts, it seems as the pain gets worst, we truely know this is want hurts the most. Now we can smile once again, cause we know we'll meet again. This is for you Razor, Out thoughts and prayers always be with you forever. Thank you for reading.

1 Hour And 30 Minutes
OK EVERYONE , GHOST RIDER HERE LOOKING FOR ALL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO COME ON OVER AND HELP MY FRIEND JESSICA OUT. ITS BEEN A LONG GRUELING DAY AND WE NEED A LITTLE HELP TO STAY AHEAD. ITS ONLY AN HOUR AND A HALF OUT OF UR TIME. SO PLEASE COME ON OVER AND HELP US WIN. HIT THE LINK TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN AND LETS HELP JESSICA BE THE MOST POPULAR GIRL ON FUBAR.

Lost Friends.
I know that they weren't a part of this family here, but I needed to share with you all the loss of some very dear friends of mine and ask for you all to give thier kids and family the strength to go on. Larry and Jacque Callaway (Crutchfield), 49, of Queen Creek were tragically taken from us in an auto accident on Sept. 9th. Larry was born Dec. 11 , 1957 in Bisbee, AZ. He was a graduate of Thunderbird H.S. and a successful business owner. Jacque was born June 3, 1958 in Phx, Az. She was a graduate of Carl Hayden H.S. and former Miss Arizona 1978. They were a beautiful couple, married 27 years. Their love for each other, their children and their family is an example to all who know and love them. No words can express the void they leave and how much they will be loved and missed. They are both survived by their son Curtis, daughter Brianna, daughter-in-law Jasmine and grandson Jackson. Larry is survived by his father, Tom, Brother Anthony (Cindy), Sisters Sharon (Mike) and Deli

Drug Problem
The other day, someone at a store in a small town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM WHEN YOU AND I WERE GROWING UP?" I told him that I did have a DRUG problem when I was a kid growing up on the farm when I was young: I was DRUG to church on Sunday morning. I was DRUG to church for weddings and funerals. I was DRUG to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was DRUG by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also DRUG to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was DRUG to the kitchen sink if I uttered a profane four-letter! word. ( I do know what Lye soap tastes like.) I was DRUG out to pull weeds in mom's g

Rules To Live By
10. Never piss against the wind. 9. Never tell your woman her sister gives better head than her while she has your shlong in her mouth. 8. Never attach jumper cables to a car battery and then to you nutsack...no matter how good of an idea your buddies tell ya it is. 7. NEVER...FUCKIN EVER... go to a donkey show in Mexico...it's not as cool as it sounds, she really does fuck the donkey. It just ain't right.. 6. Never masturbate after using Ben Gay....nuff said. 5. Never ask you in laws to come look at the loaf you just pitched...even if it does look like Gene Simmons in makeup. 4. When asked by your girl at a beach if another woman's ass looks better than hers...never reply with " No honey, I love the way your ass drags in the sand. Looks like ya draggin two clubbed seals behind ya." 3. Never wear ANYTHING pink...it doesn't make you manly, it makes you look like you're about to jump out in a chorus of It's A Rainin Men. 2. Never scratch your ass and the

2pac Shakur Was Killed By Orlando Anderson Theory
First, let me put some ridiculous rumors aside. Tupac is not alive and Suge Knight did not set him up. It's true that Tupac was going to leave Death Row Records but Suge wouldn't kill him for crying out loud-after all, former Death Row founder, "Dr. Dre," is still breathing without any war scars. It is also rumored that Tupac had Dre pushed off the label but that is probably just another Tupac strategy against his enemies. It all started about three months before the shooting in a Southern California mall, just near Long Beach. Three members of The Mob Piru Bloods (Most of Death Row Records is allegedly maintained and ran by the Mob Piru Bloods aka M.O.B., including the infamous and shaddy CEO Suge Knight.), went into a Foot Locker to purchase some shoes. One of the blood gangmember's allegedly worked for Death Row Records and was wearing the infamous diamond cut medallion (worn by Death Row staff and artists). Just after leaving Foot Locker, they headed back to thier 1996 Lexus, a

Slippin' Lyrics
Ha ha ha ha ha ha uhh See to live is to suffer but to survive well that's to find meaning in the suffering. Chorus Ay yo I'm slippin' I'm fallin' I can't get up Ay yo I'm slippin' I'm fallin' I can't get up Ay yo I'm slippin' I'm fallin' I gots to get up Get me back on my feet so I can tear shit up! (Repeat) -1- I been through mad different phases like Mazes to find my way & now I know that happy days are not far away If I'm strong enough I'll live long enough to see my kids doing something more constructive with they time than bids I know because I been there now I'm in there (uhh) sit back & look at what it took for me to get there (uhh) First came the bullshit the drama with my mama she got on some fly shit so I split and said that I'ma be (whooh) that seed that doesn't need much to succeed (Uhh) strapped with mad greed and a heart that doesn't bleed (what) I'm ready for the world or at least I thought I was baggin' niggas when I caught

What's Worse........
I'm still pretty pissed off about my cousin stealing something from my uncle's casket, so much in fact that my anger has turned onto my ex-wife! She cheated on me with her high school boyfriend and became pregnant with his baby while we were married! Now before I go and consume some serious alcohol, what's worse in your eyes? A thief or A cheater? Now I'm going to the liquor cabinet for some good ole fashion cajun moonshine! I'll chat at ya tomorrow!!! Good night!!!!!

Have This Friend Who Is Having A Baby
i have this really good friend of mine. we have been friends forever and she is due in 6 weeks. now i dont what it is but i cant stand it that she is having one. i think what it is that i dont like it that she is having sexs. i know that sounds mean but we have been friends forever now.

1 Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, And laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel, And cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member. Yet they are strong when they think that they have no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you, to show how much the

Man Charged In My Nephew's Murder
Man charged in 2 teens' deaths 23-year-old could face life in prison in West Allis shooting Posted: Sept. 14, 2007 A 23-year-old Milwaukee man was charged Friday with two counts of first-degree intentional homicide while armed in the shooting deaths of two teenagers in a West Allis home. According to a criminal complaint, Lee A. Parker shot Amber M. Lewis, 16, and Thedovonzail "Theo" Loyd, 19, Tuesday morning in an upstairs bedroom of Lewis' home in the 2400 block of S. 84th St. According to the complaint: Lewis, a sophomore at Nathan Hale High School, had started dating Loyd after breaking up with Parker several weeks before. Monday night Parker confronted Lewis in her home, accused her of being involved with Loyd and struck her twice in the face. He then left the residence but returned the next morning with a revolver and shot both victims in the head, the complaint says. Loyd, of Milwaukee, was also shot in the left arm and neck, the complaint says. Lewis

Hahaha!!!
*A** ** SPANISH ** **Teacher** **was explaining to her * *Class** **that in Spanish, unlike English,* *nouns are designated as either* *masculine or feminine.** ** **"House"** **for instance,* *is feminine:** **"la casa."** ** **"Pencil,"** **however,* *is masculine:** **"el lapiz.."** ** **A student asked,* *"What gender is 'computer'?"** ** **Instead of giving the answer,* *the teacher split the class into two groups,* *male and female,and asked th em to decide* *for themselves whether"computer" * *should be** **a masculine or a feminine noun.** ** **Each group was asked** **to give four reasons* *for its recommendation.** ** **The men's group decided that* *"computer"* *should definitely be* *of the feminine gender** **("la comp utadora"),* *because:* *1. No one but their creator* *understands their internal logic;** ** **2. The native language* *they use to communicate* *with other computers is* *incomprehensible to everyone else;** ** **3. Even

Naught Application
***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... Title it "NAUGHTY Applica

Reason For My Nickname
well musically it is the title of my all time favorite hank williams jr song. and i can relate to the song very well. but i also have a major love of wolves always have parts of my life can be closely compared to that of a wolf. as for the lone part well most my life i have been alone not counting my family anyhow. never really started dating till i was 21 and since it has been one wreck of a relationship after another. used to stick more to vehicles than women thats why i never dated till i was 21 now i look back and i'd say even considering the good moments i wish i had stuck to my vehicles and never gotten involved with any. all it has ever led to was pain in my heart which is the only pain that hurts me. i do still from time to time open up abit if a woman catches my interest on more than just a physical level. which does not happen much anymore.

An Excellent Costume Party Design
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

9.20.07 My Brother Has Cancer **updated W/ Official Marazene Press Release
My Brother Has Cancer "We are saddened to announce today that our brother Kristov will be forced to undergo immediate chemotherapy to battle newfound cancerous growths. Test results received this past week confirm new growths in two critical areas. As per physician recommendation, Kris will begin chemotherapy this coming Monday. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the Kemp family during this unexpected and disappointing turn for the worse and we appreciate everyones understanding and patience as we deal with this situation privately. We will have an announcement shortly on how this will affect our Fall tour plans." ~DNKMARAZENE For those of you not 100% on what's going on, Kristov is my drummer and business partner in MARAZENE, and even more importantly, he's my friend. I've known him since I moved to Chicago in May 2001 and we have been working together for years. Thanks for your continued love and support. XoXoX ~D MARAZENE Press ReleaseStreet date 09.20.07As report

Love Sucks
If only I could have come up with the right words to describe the depth of this beautiful feeling that I have for you, I would have uttered them to you the first time I laid my eyes on you. But, I lacked that knowledge, so the best thing that I can do is to show you how I really mean it now. I love you so dearly, sweetie. Do you know? You are the best thing that ever happened to me. You are like the best poetry ever composed, the best song ever played, the best picture ever painted. I never thought and expected that someone like me could get so lucky by finding you. How could I have known the comfort and the security of knowing that whenever I say "I love you," you're going to say the same words, too. I know that you love me too, or you wouldn't have accepted to mary me. accepting me was just among the many wonderful things you have done to show me how much I mean to you and that you are sincere. I love you sweetie, more than my life... more than my world. You are my world. Life would

Omg This Is Outrageously Infuriating!!!
wmode="transparent">" I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR BEAUTY! THIS GIRL ENTERED A BRA AND PANTY CONTEST, AND SHE WON HANDS DOWN! WITHIN A DAY, SHE HAD OVER 5,000 COMMENTS ON THE PIC. THE ASSHAT THAT HELD THE CONTEST REFUSED TO PAY UP, SO SHE DIDN'T GET THE 7 DAY BLAST THAT SHE WAS PROMISED! HOW IN THE HELL CAN ANYONE WANT TO SCREW THIS GIRL OVER? SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART, AND DESERVES THE WIN! So now she is out of a blast, has wasted all her time in promoting and bombing the contest she entered, and she's sitting here all by her little sexy lonely self! GO SHOW HER ALL YOUR LOVE!!! I KNOW NOT ALL OF YOU ARE STINGY ASSES! I AM PIMPING HER OUT BECAUSE SHE IS WORTH IT! YOU SHOULD SEE TO IT THAT SHE GETS ALL THE FUBAR LOVE THERE IS TO GIVE HER! OH YEAH... DID YOU NOTICE THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE VIP??? FIX IT IF YOU CAN! ♥MÂЯ¥JÂÑΞ™♥ Ï.β.Ï.Ç.♥ ÇΘΘĶÏЄ™@ fubar WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU SHOULD HAVE G

Things Are Getting Trashy
I realize that I'm being utterly ridiculous, but I'm always doing something strange. I got in an argument with the trashcan. "Anger becomes you!" it said. "Shut the fuck up until you learn to show me some respect," I replied. I was a little pissed because i threw away 2 things. After a minute, the trashcan regurgitated and spit them up on the floor. Of course, this was after it sprouted a cushion on the top of itself. The sad thing is, most of this I'm not making up. The conversation with the trashcan was actually in my head, but the rest really happened. Oh, to be an X-Y coordinate on the lifeline of a parabola.

Waking Me Up!
Oh damn i am tired.....not that i am complaining or anything! After a long day, a few glasses of wine and some FUBAR flirting I headed off to bed around 11. At 1 in the morning i am awoken to my wife playing with my cock. She starts off by teasing my balls ever so sexily with her fingers and the odd grasp of my dick. She gets me soooo fuckin hard that way, then proceeds to start sucking my dick. The whole time i am lying there, really sleepy...one eye open and emitting the odd moan now and then. She now decides its time for her to practice her hand job technique on me. Damn it was great! I very seldom get a hand job from her. She prefers to blow me. I never cum from her hand jobs (and these are extremely rare btw) but last night.......i shot off my load. Very sexy and hot. Thanks for that hun......i love ya! After all this she crashes almost immediately. Me on the other hand, am wide awake and can't fall asleep. Stuck watching old re-runs of 'Married With Children'. D

Are We Loosing ?
Are we loosing ? Today we have the internet , cable t.v. , cell phones , and games . We have been teaching our children it's easier to meet friends online then to go out and find someone . Instead of taking walks with our children we take our days chating online . Instead of showing our children there is a wonderful world outside our doors . With the world the way it is I wonder are we loosing ? Are we showing our children the right things ? Are we giving them everything our parents gave us ? Do we live in such a world that we are forgeting the one thing thats important to us all ? {{human contact , love , hands on friendships }} Are we forgeting what it's like to be a child ? should we take walks in the rain , play a little ball , spend time with our friends and loved ones ? Should we shut down those cumputers , cell phones , cable t.v. , games and spend more time meeting people and with our families and friends ? My thoughts and prayers goes with each and everyone

Bored ?????
Could use some help plez in a contest of a family member pretty plez.The help we had seem to not show :(. I am in the process of moving have 30 days left and sick too.So anyone that could vote or drop off some comments to this very sweet lady in a cleavage contest I would greatly appreciate ! have to fan ,rate profile and friend the host(( http://fubar.com/user/867364 Thomas )) which he will return to u to be able to enter the contest Just copy link plez and tyvm http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=867364&i=1164088773

Withdrawing From The Contest
IM WITHDRAWING FROM THE CLEAVAGE CONTEST..FOR THOSE THAT DONT KNOW MY 14 YR OLD DAUGHTER IS IN TREATMENT...FOR SEVERE BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS...I JUST GOT BACK FROM MY 1ST APT WITH THE SHRINK...AND I REALLY NEED TO DEVOTE MY TIME TO HER DR'S APTS AND VISITING HRS WITH HER....SO...THANKS FOR EVERY ONES HELP UP TO THIS POINT..BUT I JUST CANT DEVOTE THE TIME NEEDED FOR THIS...I HOPE EVERY ONE UNDERSTANDS...

Dont Be A Stranger""""""" Come In
OK TO ALL MY FUBAR FREIND'S SENCE I REALLY CAN'T GET ME A BLAST, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET TO YA''' ALL IAM ASKING EVERYONE IS TO RATE ME , FAN ,ME AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENT , SO AS YOU CAN SEE I NEED THE HELP, LIKE YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO CHEAK ME OUT . THANK'S EVERYONE 4 YOU TIME AND HOPE TO SEE SOME NEW FREINDS THERE LOLOLOL!!!! LOVE YOUR GRIL SWEET LOVE

Beer-can Chicken
Who knew that a beer can could be so integral to the grilling of a chicken? Well in this recipe it is! Try this recipe at your next barbeque, it is my take on a great grilling recipe. Serving: 6 Prep Time: 60 minutes Cook Time: 75 minutes Total Time: 135 minutes INGREDIENTS: 2 whole dried chiles, such as chipotle or New Mexico 2 tablespoons sugar 1 tablespoon salt 1 tablespoon ground cumin 1 tablespoon oregano 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 3 1/2- to 4-pound whole chicken 1 12-ounce can of beer DIRECTIONS: 1. In a food processor, combine chilles, sugar, salt, and spices. Rub the chicken inside and out with the spice rub. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate at least 4 hours or overnight. 2. Light a charcoal grill and allow the coals to burn until covered with gray ash or heat a gas grill to medium. Drink half the beer; leave the other half in the can. Slide the chicken over the can and place in the center of the cooking grate, balancing the chicken on its two l

When Your Soul Speaks To Me (old One But Refound And Gonna Repost It)
Dreams do come true, some just take a little longer than others, wishes do come true, when we wish upon the same star, hopes and dreams are what we are living in at the moment, just imagine how wonderful our life together will be when at last all our hopes and dreams finally come true. Romance is the essence of our love, it keeps our dreams alive, bringing us closer together with each desire, New sunsets, New Morning Dawns, brings me a day closer to you . A million words I could say to you, A million poems I could find myself sitting and writing to you. Endless nights and Endless Days, without you time just seems to linger. Fears sometimes they take over but the greatest fear I have is the fear of not knowing, not knowing when at last I will be in your arms for good, not knowing the exact moment when I will be able to look into your eyes and know for sure they will not be leaving me with tears welling up in them, not knowing the unknown is the biggest of all my fears, but my sur

Weirdos
ok so there is someone who likes to make up different profiles evryday and view my profile guess what i don't give 2 shits look all u want pretty sad that u have to fuck with people over the internet cause ur too much of a puss to come and do it in person oh btw i know who u are BRANDI HUTTON well whatever makes u happy i'm too old for this shit GO AWAY!!!!

Work Work Work
ok so oddly enough. Today at work had to of been one of the best ive had in the last three years or so... inspite of of being called a bitch, getting kicked and hit with in the first hour of my shift. Its amazing what a difference it makes when you like your job. I've known for a long time that autistics and mentally challenged people were no different than the rest. But to work with them every day? its a whole new world. Not the easiest job ive held. and definately one of the most stressful worrying over their health and when not if they will get mad and wallop you like they did today.

Nasty Or Weird..not Sure Lol
SB message I got and responded to. Read bottom first. LOL ->sanchristo...: i bet it would be so funny if you had all of that plastic on and someone pushed you close to a fire and it started melting on your skin. LMAO sanchristo...: Hi, i am 30 m from germany. i get turned on, when i am wearing button down shirts, rubber pants, my selfmade plastic wear or a suit of plastic wrap. i wanna show my fetishism to other people.

Forced Instability Of Bovine
I was pondering about some things here lately So recently I was watching the X-files movie. Yes I had seen it before, yes I was a fan when it was a show, yes I lamented it ending … not the point. My thoughts were about aliens and our presumptions about these so called extra terrestrial beings. We assume they are more advanced than we are We assume they are more intelligent than we are We assume they are humanoid. We make many assumptions about our would be extra terrestrial brethren However who sees these people and where do they go Yes you are thinking it Let it warm up a bit in your mind The only people who ever really see them or are abducted by them seem to have an IQ in the standard deviation or two below average. Now you are almost there. These so called advanced aliens hang out in trailer parks and essentially go cow tipping Now my question here is there are really a lot more nicer places to hang out on this mud ball than trailer

Mostly Positive Mixed Feelings About New Computer
Trying to copy some CDs to use on iPod; the CDs may have problems and iTunes may be misreporting them as problems writing to the external hard drive (where i chose to locate the iTunes folder. Which I'm moving, btw, for now? ...) - so I get this error that the external drive cannot be read from, written to... ow. (Finder has no such trouble, which is good... so ... I reboot... and copy everything back over from the external to the new machine's main drive (sort it out later, though soon)... and will move default app folders away from the external drive until I've done a hardware test, etc. ... but the pleasant has outweighed the negative, and included - for instance- that copying that 42gb (billion characters) of stuff of the external drive took one hour, not the 17 or so hours it took to get it on there in the first place. Yay for faster machines.

Today
Is the all technology in my sad little world trying to thwart me today?!? Yahoo is my new enemy .. daily it turns craptastic and wont play well with others.. and now on here for some odd reason my blogs dont show on my page. Grrr~!

Woe Is Me
{{ Note:: I really dont care who sees this or what assumptions they may make afterwards.. I had to get some things off my chest and of course, this is the best way I know how.}} Sometimes I find myself missing you. Late at night as the confusion falls Runing down my cheeks to make its grave on my pillows I say to myself " I really did love you.." I wish there was a way to put it back together To start over again And love you right and then I remember I promised myself I wouldnt go back to you Ever. I cant break that. Not again Not like all the times before. I wont let you get the best of me. You made your choice And found your happiness in someone else. This is all self inflicted But there are times I cant help but wish that Sometimes you miss me too And you secretly love me Just like you use to. Maybe time will fix it right But for now, I'll lay with these tears tonight. *-Lauren Ashley -*

No Ads...yeah Whatever
For a site that professes to have no ads I now know of two... First we have the "sponsor" Bullz-Eye which is an advertisement. And now this whole CALL ME thing is yet another sneaky way to get in an ad on the site. Does anyone but me notice that things are rapidly changing on this site and everything they professed it to be when it was Cherry Tap is now being thrown out, the rules are being changed daily and it is hard to keep up? I love the friends I have made on here but between keeping up with the changes and weeding through the dramatic BS this site is beginning to lose some of it's luster. It's just my opinion but some of these new changes are not in the best interest of the site or the members that keep it going. Thanks for listening....

For Mom...don't Know What To Call It
Have you ever felt like u had no one.. Just wished that there was someone that could love you unconditionally Kiss your tears in the bad times Make you smile in the worst and best off all just love you for you I used to have that..Now I'm left alone in the dark This is what I yearn when I lost you Coz you were the one who never ever gave up never let me down Coz you were the one I could trust completely Love so deeply Have you ever looked into the mirror to find that your smile isn't ur smile Stand tall when it's torture Pretend it's not affecting you that all your putting on is a show for your friends to see that you're still STRONG and that I'm over you being gone.. Too proud to cry There's nothing but emptiness inside I'm too proud to cry All that's left is my dreams and hopes to survive another day Figuring things out, taking a day at a time Knowing that you're still with me in spirit Gives me the wings to fly But still I'm Too proud

Bored
when I'm bored I tend to be stupid, and when I'm stupid I tend to tell people what I really think of then, and when that happens they end up not talking to me for a while, unless I told them I want them or think they are hot!!! When I"m bored I make things up, like that time I went to the ghost towne and pretended like I saw a ghost to make things interesting then everyone was freaked out whitch started to freak me out and I fell in that big mud puddle and then he got in trouble for the mud in the car because he wasn't even supposed to have the car... or when I sat with gordon watching fireworks feeling crazy on the 4th and we were with a whole bunch of ppl I dont know and I pretended I was high just to be funny and they al thought that i was but really i was bored out of my mind. When I'm bored I sometimes get to thinking about what Ihave done with my life and why I'm here and who I am and want to be. When I'm bored I'm told that there is this bitch mode that comes out because no

Drunk Driving~no One Wants To Here This
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her whe

Kitten Pleases Her Master
She sat in the middle of the floor, her hands crossed gently behind her back and sitting on her feet. Her neck was held up straight, but her eyes were settled on the floor as she sat quietly and waited patiently for the one she has been yearning for. She didn't hear him open the door and when he spoke it startled her. "Hello little one." he spoke softly, but his voice held the dominance she so desired. He gave one tap to her shoulder and she knew exactly what to do. She stood up slowly and gracefully, never taking her eyes off the floor. Her hands remained crossed behind her, and she waited for her inspection. He walked around her very slowly, looking up and down the body that he now owned and controlled. His most valued property "Hello Master" her voice hardly a whisper. He quickly grabbed her chin and lifted her head, making sure that she was looking into his eyes. Of course she was though, his gaze was always unbreakable and she had never dared to look away. "Little one, di

Officers Of The Kingdom Of Wolves
Officers of The Kingdom of Wolves an Spirit of The Wolf Platoon *LORD WOLF*Founder Kingdom of Wolves~Fu HubbyFTW Shredded Heart,Mstr Morpher Founder Spirit of Wolf Platoon,K.O.W.@ fubar Ice man K.O.W.~Liasons Officer@ fubar GeeGee~Secretary~Personal Tag Creator~K.O.W. ~ @ fubar ************************************************** Founder Spirit of Wolf Platoon *FTW Shredded Heart *Fubar Wife To *Lord Wolf * First Lady To K.O.W.*R.B.W.*Master Morpher Royal Elite Bomber@ fubar Secretary chrisgrl41~kow~~LONE WOLF~G-SPOTTER@ fubar Honey~Angel*proud subject of the Kingdom of the Wolves*advisor/mediator~ Spirit of the Wolf Pla@ fubar There will be more Positions added to the Kingdom of Wolves main Branch.

Help!!!
The wonderful lady just needs approximately 5000 to level....Please go show her the love!!! If you do not have her please add/fan/rate her.......SHE WILL LOVE YOU BACK!!! ITS HAPPY HOUR!!! YAY!!!!:):) (¯`•¸·´¯)Redneck Angel ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.(¯`·¸•´¯)@ fubar

Suspended Mumms
subject: MuMM Suspension post date: 2007-08-25 04:33:44 views: 4917 comments: 388 ratings: 0 ****Do not leave comments asking for them back. Please email me about it. I may not see it. Please read the following information entirely. MuMMers... First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. Also, please do not leave me a comment on this blog asking for them back. I might not see it, so email me instead. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog. 1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama. 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legit

Fubar Friends And Family
i just wanted to tell my sexy fubar fans friends and family good afternoon i wante dto know if its ok if i rip a pic of u and put it in my pics because i want to show everybody how much u guys mean to me if not i understand!! just let me know if its ok i love u guys stay safe god bless!!

Attitude
There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?" So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head. "H-M-M," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today?" So she did and she had a grand day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head. "YEA!" she exclaimed med, "I don't have to fix my hair today!" Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love gene

Lol Just Had To Share....ladies Just Say "thats Once"
Subject: GOLDEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple." The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. *I SHOUTED* at her, "

'superbug' Deaths Could Surpass Aids
Updated: 4:03 p.m. ET Oct 16, 2007 CHICAGO - More than 90,000 Americans get potentially deadly infections each year from a drug-resistant staph “superbug,” the government reported Tuesday in its first overall estimate of invasive disease caused by the germ. Deaths tied to these infections may exceed those caused by AIDS, said one public health expert commenting on the new study. The report shows just how far one form of the staph germ has spread beyond its traditional hospital setting. The overall incidence rate was about 32 invasive infections per 100,000 people. That’s an “astounding” figure, said an editorial in Wednesday’s Journal of the American Medical Association, which published the study. Most drug-resistant staph cases are mild skin infections. But this study focused on invasive infections — those that enter the bloodstream or destroy flesh and can turn deadly. Carried by healthy people Researchers found that only about one-quarter involved hospitalized patients

Views On My Poem Please
Ok, this is a poem I wrote a little while ago and I wanted to know some peoples opinions. I personally like the poem but it is a little dark. A Dying Moment of Suicide The message I write I wrote for you As my final hour approaches I stretch my hand as far as I can So to be held by you one last time... But you never make it Time stands still You look at my now closing eyes Wishing me peace Knowing there is for me But living with my memory Each and every day Haunts you until your time When time stands still once more Knowing it was all worth it The pain gone from our eyes In the heavenly bliss we now share But people move onward We are soon forgotten Our bodies placed along side others Only to be visited every now and then Our Souls have moved on And time starts up again

What Is Up With This?
People, I was on ly 2900 points from going to next level. I got almost all the points myself with rates and opuinion polls and so on. I asked for help to finish up the last little bit from exactly 15 friends who were online and only 5 peeps came to help me out. Those that helped....Thank you so much. What the heck is up with that? I am always ready to help any friend out any way I can. Maybe I expect too much from people. I am not upset or anything like that....just surprised at the turnoyut to help me...A couple had a few things to do first and then they said they would get to me. I get most of my points by by doing one survey after another. Not a prob.prob...Just...."HMMMMM"

Friends Are Friends
No matter which way you look at it..whether it be guy or girl and right now this friend of mine needs help. If any of you can swing by and add, fan and rate him I would appreciate it. He is lacking only about 7500 to level and I know how much friend love you can give! Hug and Kisses! Click the Pic and Add a Friend! AJ@ fubar

What Type Of Cookie Are You?
You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie Traditional and conservative, most people find you comforting. You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying! What Kind of Cookie Are You?

Love Me
~Love Me~ Love me in the Springtime, When all is green and new, Love me in the Summer, When the sky is oh so blue, Love me in the Autumn, When the leaves are turning brown, Love me in the Winter, When the snow is falling down. Love me when I'm happy, And even when I'm sad, Love me when I'm good, Or when I'm oh so bad, Love me when I'm pretty, Or if my face is plain, Love me when I'm feeling good, Or when I'm feeling pain. Love me always darlin', In the rain or shining sun, Love me always darlin', After all is said and done, Love me always darlin', Until all our life is through, Love me always darlin', For I'll be lovin' you

Divorce Letter
Dear Husband, >>>> I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've >>> been a good woman for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. >>> These >>> last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had >>> quit your job today and that was the last straw. >>>> Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair >>>> and >>> nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new >>> negligee. >>>> You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after >>> watching the game. You don't tell me that you love me anymore, you don't >>> touch me or anything. >>>> Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, what ever >>>> the >>> case is, I'm gone. >>>> P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving >>> away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! >>>> Your EX-Wife >>>> * * * * * * * * * >>> >>> Dear Ex-Wife: >>>> Nothing has ma

For All My Friends
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X"" FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this Send this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!! and if u get at least 10 back you will get good newz within 15 Min!!! Let's see how many hearts you get!!!! ........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ . ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ .........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ .............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ...............¶¶

42 Weird Things You Would Never Know!!
>1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head. > >2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest >tongue twister in the English language. > >3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a >million descendants. > >4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your >ear by 700 times. > >5.) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, >Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, >1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with >extraterrestrials or their vehicles? > >6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. > >7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. > >8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting >on them and photocopying their butts. > >9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales > >10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > 11.) If you

To My Friends Thats On My Friends List
TO MY FRIENDS ON MY LIST IF I DONT TALK TO YOU EVERYDAY OR YOU DON'T LEAVE ME COMMENTS IM GOING TO START TAKING YOU OFF I KNOW THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE TOO BUSY BUT AT LEAST I TALK TO YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES A DAY YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SO DON'T WORRIE I WAONT TAKE YOU OFF LOTS OF LOVE DEDE

Black Man; I Underrstand Why You Are Alone In A City Full Of Women...
Black man; I understand why you are alone in a city full of women Because: You are looking for a woman who is strong, but who can submit to you, who knows when to be quiet and communicate without saying a word. A woman who likes you because of your strength but allows you to be vulnerable You want someone who is independent but makes you feel needed in her life. You're looking for someone that you can travel with, take home to mom, and bring around the boys A woman who cooks for you 2 times during the week and every Sunday so you can still have a life, because she is busy living hers as well. You are attractive and looking for a woman who also has style and flavor, who you like being seen with who looks like a real girlfriend...not like a groupie chick that always looks like she is going to the club in the middle of the day... who honestly are only with men who have money or promise. You are looking for a woman who is open to you showing her new things in the

After A Long Day Of Work
After a long day of work for both of us, we kick off our shoes and stretch out on the couch. "I've been on my feet all day" you say as you rub your feet across my thigh. Taking a nylon clad foot in both hands and slowly rubbing and kneading the tense muscles of your foot. As you let out a soft sigh and rub the other foot on the outside of my hands, and I give it the same slow loving treatment as the other. "Now would you like for me to get the massage oil and finish what I've started?" I whisper to you with a knowing smile on my lips. "Aren't you back yet", you giggle as you caress my beard with your toes. Coming back with the massage oil, and two towels, I stop and turn the stereo on and put on some soft relaxing music and light the candles we have in the room. Knealing at your waist, my hands glide under your skirt and slowly pull down your pantyhose. You feel my fingers light caress your thighs as I remove the nylon from them...getting down til the nylons slide off your feet and I

Great News
As all of you know it has been a very long nine months of pregancy. But on monday October 22 the new addition to our family finally arrived. A beautiful little girl named Moiria Corrine. She was born 7 lbs 9 1/2 oz and was 19 inches long. I will be posting new pics of her soon

Love, Thanks Sweety
Many are burned by love and then never try it again, as they are reluctant due to the pain it caused... to be loved, one must love themselves first..... to have love, one must allow love into their life to keep love, one must compromise with the one they love to keep the fire burning brightly.....to love..is simply to allow oneself to feel the heart open and allow to be loved.....dont be afraid of love, it can not kill you, only make you stronger .....granted it can hurt....but hurt is fixable, it can heal and it can make one wiser.... Put no demands on love, and love will bring you much. Give love away, and it will be yours in greater and greater abundance. With love, what was weak will grow strong. With love, what was impossible becomes real. Love can find the beauty and value in even the most desperate situation. Love will bring hope where nothing else can. Though love cannot be explained, it can never be denied. Love has its own reality that transcends the most oppress

I Miss Peach And Tired Of The Drama
OK...SO MY PEACH HAS BEEN OFF FUBAR FOR A WEEK NOW...IM HOLDING A CRUMBLING BOMBING CREW TOGETHER BY MY SELF...AND NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB AT IT EITHER....EVERY ONE THAT I KNOW IS IN SOME KIND OF CONTEST OR GIVE AWAY AND IV ONLY GOT SO MANY COMMENTS TO GO AROUND...PEACHCRUSH80 HAS BEEN WITH OUT INTERNET SINCE THE 21ST OF OCTOBER...SHE IS THE ONE THAT REALLY HELD THINGS TOGETHER...WITH THE 2 OF US WE DID OK...BUT WITH JUST ME TRYIN TO HOLD IT TOGETHER...SHE MAY COME BACK TO FUBAR WITH NO BOMBING CREW AT ALL...SO IM JUST LETTING YALL KNOW..IM SORRY...IM A LITTLE NUTS HERE...AND THEN ALL THE DRAMA WITH BEING CALLED A CHEATER BOMBING A CONTEST..USING THE SYSTEM GLITCH...I THINK IM GONNA TALK TO PEACH WHEN SHE GETS BACK...AND SEE ABOUT BECOMING STEPH AND BBG'S PERSONAL BOMBERS...THE DRAMA WITH EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST TO MUCH..AND STEPH AND BBG KEEP IT REAL...SO..THIS IS WHAT IM THINKING...AND IM SAYING IM SORRY FOR NOT HOLDING THE BOMBING CREW TOGETHER BETTER...BUT IM NOT SUPERWOMAN...

May 12, 2006
I'm so pissed off Screaming inside I just can't leave our life behind. I loved you You loved me This is how things should be. But they won't because you lied and my thoughts burn my mind My eyes can't seem to focus as I try to hold back the tears This pain may end up killing me even if it takes years.

Things That Go Bump In The Night
First off hand, a shameless plug for my favorite TV show and my favorite location. Tonite "GHOST HUNTERS", on the SciFi channel, will be conducting a 6 hour live paranormal investigation into the WAVERLY HILLS SANATORIUM in Louisville, Kentucky starting @ 800pm central, 900pm eastern.I've taken a dramatic interest in the paranormal ever since I learned I had a ghost in my house. He is the former owner who recently died. I dont have any photgraphic or video proof but I did leave a Digital Voice Recorder in the house one night while I was away. There is a distinct coughing sound in the room, even though noone was home. Also, one night, a fork which was sitting on my night stand fell onto the floor with no help. I put the fork in the kitchen sink. When I came back into the bedroom about an hour later, a fork was back on the night stand.Now I am a pretty sane and rational person, but this one has me stumped!!!Anyway, I'll be out joining a group doing an investigation at an old mans

Hold Me Safe....
Falling Falling through time and space Oh stop me falling hold on tight Stop this eternal plunging towards the nothingness of death. Oh angel above swoop down low Catch me now hold me safe Show me the warmth and the fulfilness of life Show me how to hold on tight Broken from my ties no place to hide Adrift and falling through time and space. Alone and empty afraid and small Floating through time with no one at all Oh help me please to hold on tight Show me the love and the warmth inside Fill my heart with light and wonder Hold my hand and take me through Make this life full of joy and smiles Heal my heart with ties that hold Take me now and hold me safe

25 Beautiful One-liners
1. Give God what’s right…not what’s left. 2. Man’s way leads to hopeless end…God’s way leads to an endless hope . 3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. 4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. 5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him be the period. 6. Don’t put a question mark where God puts a period. 7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift. 8. When praying, don’t give God instructions…just report for duty. 9. Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church. 10. We don’t change God’s message…His message changes us. 11. The church is prayer-conditioned. 12. When God ordains, He sustains. 13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning. 14. Plan ahead…It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark. 15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position. 16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible. 17. Exercise daily…walk with th

Mother Has Cancer
For those of you that do not know already. My mother has cancer. She had a small lump in that side of her neck that turned out to be a tumor. Many tests were done and it was classed as benign. After many visits back and forth to the doctor, the surgery was scheduled. The cancer had however spread to the salivary gland, lower on the neck (second mass) and the lymph node. All must be removed and surgery was set for November 1st. Mom has had surgery and is recovering. I visit her today. I will now more soon.

Gravity
Tell me about the law of gravity that states anything that goes up must come down and i will introduce you to the law of aerodynamics that states that it is possible that something can go up and remain there. Before this year runs out, u shall find urself somewhere that u cant even bring urself down. Your blessings shall never come down, u shall never fail, the law of gravity will never work in your finances, business, family, all area of your life etc. Stay blessed. The devil is a liar. You may be going through a tough time right now but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.

Surgery Tomorrow
Once hubby gets home today I will probably not be online but maybe a little tomorrow morning unless he gets on his computer. I need to clean up the downstairs computer and defrag it today so won't be here that much this morning until that is done. I won't be back from the hospital until Thursday or Friday. If you could say a few prayers for a successful surgery and speedy recovery I would appreciate it. Love you all. Those of you with cingular phones will be able to call me if you want hospital number just contact me.

Yeah...
Come on ladies, be truthful! 1. What color is your bra? Not wearing one right now. 2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? In between. 3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? No, I'm frustrated with a man. 4. Are you in a relationship? Might as well be. 5. Do you have a best friend? I have two. 6. What do you want to be when you grow up? A wife, a mother, a homemaker, a journalist (or a teacher). 7. Who was the last person you hugged? Rayna. 8.Have you ever had your heart broken? A few times. 9. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Yes. 10. Do you like your life? Currently? Not so much. 11.Do you shop at Hollister? No. 12. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? You could say that. 13. Single, Taken, Confused? All of the above?? 14. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yes. 15. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? I don't have a lot of friends. Period. 16.

I Never Knew It Wuld Bother Me
wow i never knew words over the computer could bother me so much, but i was wrong, i got into an argument today wit someone that i wasnt even really that close to, that got all mad at me over my display message, started callen me a fat bitch and a whore, i dunno why but it somewhat bothered me, i dnt care what ppl think of me, im me for a reason and if they dnt like it then i dnt kno wut to tell em, i may not be skinny and i may not b pretty but im a person and im me, im here not to make u happy and im not exactly sure why im here but maybe someday yull get yer wish n i wont b here anymore. i may have lost a good friend, who i thought more of then apparently they thought of me, but life goes on

No Longer
no longer do i have what i thought was the man i had been searching 4, altho we r still friends. I found out something about him, that i had thought i would've been able 2 4get and feel safe. But, that's not the case. It turns out that 2gether we r not sexually compatible, told me we would things out, and that didn't happen eother. He kept bugging me about something i refuse 2 do.....so as he said "I care about u 2 much 2 allow myself 2 control u in2 doing something u don't want 2 do" So, no longer is he in my life as more than friends. So, remember this, if u have a friend who means alot 2 u, and there is a problem, discuss it don't put it off and lie about it. And don't wait 2 discuss it either. U can't work things out if u don't give each other the time 2 do so. thnx 4 ur time...

Holiday Gifts & Cards For The Troops
This Holiday Season, please, remember our troops with cards or gifts. These brave people are thousands of miles from home, away from their families, friends and loved ones...alone during this special time of year fighting for our freedom. The very least we can do is make their Holiday a little brighter. Below is a list of suggested items that our soldiers desperately need or can use to make their life a little easier. Remember, our soldiers are hungry, dirty, tired, and need our letters, and continuing support right up until the day they return safely to us, not only during the Holidays. Thank you in advance for your thoughtfulness and support. HIGHLY SUGGESTED ITEMS AT&T international phone cards disposable cameras batteries drink mixes cooling misters OTHER SUGGESTED ITEMS FOOD AND TOILETRIES single serve packet drink mixes (crystal lite, kool-aid, Gatorade, ice tea, lemonade) beef jerky/slim jims sunflower/pumpkin seeds (salted) trail m

Twelve Animated Films In Oscar Race
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com Full Story:http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=6521&count=0 Twelve movies are under consideration for the animated feature film Oscar category, meaning there will be three nominees for the category. Submitted features are: "Alvin and the Chipmunks," "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters," "Bee Movie," "Beowulf," "Meet the Robinsons," "Persepolis," "Ratatouille," "Shrek the Third," "The Simpsons Movie," "Surf's Up," "Tekkonkinkreet" and "TMNT." "Chipmunks," "Beowulf" and "Persepolis" must still complete a portion of the qualifying rules to advance in the voting process. Of the 12, four are cel-animated: "Aqua Teen," "Persepolis," "Simpsons" and "Tekkonkinkreet." That's a big jump from last year, when there were only two cel pics. "Alvin" is a combo of live-action and CGI animation. The rest are CGI toons, with the exception of the performance-capture "Beowulf." Before the list was unveiled Thursday, the

Race, Writing And Difference
A lynchee, hung from a wild cypress my daddy burnt black flesh searing strung up not for biological difference but by white metaphors who didn’t want to be- come mixed I was an embryo more biology than person when it happened My daddy was a lynchee hung from a tree an element of blood and flesh in a ritual of communal cleansing a necessary sacrifice, toasted blacker than any vernacular strung over multi- colored flames not by bio- logical difference but by white hooded metaphors who couldn’t conceive of him in any kind of non-literal language in any kind of relative terms.

The Contest Has Started!
whats up friends!! i hope everyone is enjoying the long weekend :D as for me...i just got home from working 7 days in a row; with another 6 in front of me. man am i tired!! well its a low stress job, but its just being on my feet all day. ahh well...it will be worth it when i get a fat check! so...in case you didnt know already, ive joined kristan smiths third contest :D i was in her first two, and with the help of some great friends i won them both!! i keep joining them because she is the sweetest most beautiful girl ive met on fubar, and she deserves to do well. this time the contest is a bit shorter than the others. it started earlier tonight and it goes till november 20th. the prizes are pretty much the same. im going for a 7 day blast.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D its a bombing contest with rates worth 5 points and comments worth 1 point. you can comment as much as you like. :) i will be spending all my free time on it till its over, so if im at home...ill be bombing. if im no

Granny
i know i should have wrote this 3 weeks ago but with working and dance comps. with casandras and going back and fourth from the hospital to home (1 hour drive one way) i really have not had time!but i want everyone to know whats going on...as everyone knows ..i think ... anyway my pawpaw has been sick and now my granny is ..they put her in the hopspital 3 weeks ago yesterday and they found out she has broken ribs! noooo she did not fall she just has brittle bones! from the time she has gone in things have not done anything but go down...and the doctors are scared she might not make it cause she is giving up the doctor told us last week that they have done just about all they can but it is up to her to get better and they are asking pawpaw and her do they want life support!(if it comes to that) well she has been soo out of it with all the pain meds and stuff she cant doo anything hardly at all ..i mean she cant hardy sit up on or walk a few steps or andything and she dont seem to w

Don't Leave Your Child (or Anyone Else's) Alone!!!
the link below will explain everything...you just never know how serious this issue is til it happens in YOUR area!!! http://www.joplinglobe.com/local/local_story_315234942.html it saddens me that David was such a sweet guy-i never saw this coming in a million years! what is the world coming to?!

Dude Thats Gay
I will be the first person to admit I love the human body. Male of female it doesn't matter to me what sex you are. The one thing that I notice is a lot of guys are uncomfortable saying that another man is good looking with out thinking that they are gay for saying it or thinking it. I rated sombody on here a 10 and I got an email stating "dude I dont want to fuck you so please dont rate me". We have been brought up to believe that if your a male you can not give a complament with out being in some way shape or form sterotyped. It's not uncommon for me to rate somebody a 10 if they have a nice pic or if I like their profile. If I see a NSFW I most likely will rate it a 10 regardless of who or what the pic is. What makes you gay is not simply rating someone. If you fall or are if you flat out like the same sex, then and only then are you considered gay. I am comfortabble with whom I am. People can say what ever the fuck they want too about me or this blog. I really dont care if a g

My Weekend!
Hi all, I hope you all had a great weekend, start of the week! UGH it's monday again! I had a pretty good weekend, We celebrated my youngest son's birthday! He turned 5 on Nov. 7th! Man I can't believe that he is 5 already, where does the time go! Darryl was supposed to leave Sunday, but no they told him that the load got cancelled. So he called Hobby Lobby to find out if it really was cancelled, and he got some shocking news, IT WASN'T CANCELLED!!! SO wtf is that all about. Last wednesday Darryl had a talk with his boss about getting paid for the two days that he sat, and now they are taking miles away from him for asking! GOOD GRIEF! I can't believe it, they had told him last weekend that the load was cancelled. He has a friend that told him, No it wasn't cancelled last weekend or this weekend! Darryl called in this morning to see where he was going, and he is doing Local work! So he gets loaded and they tell him it delivers in Ardmore, but he got to the 54 yard stick, and they calle

Value
The price one places upon the heart, there is no price that anyone can name that would go beyond what should be consider. Quite known the facts that some to none understand what I mean by price and value of a heart. Blood is blood, red as the maple leaf, casting it's veil of crimson whispers in the night, as all we do is listen. Shear questions chip away upon the iceberg of existance as value is questioned over and over again. But really it is the value we feel within ourselves that matters. And to those that we feel closest to us. The value of others to there own opinions means what? Nothing to the one whom values him/her(self). Just shear guidance and realization that the existance of value belongs to us not to those whom surround us.

Let's Annoy Christians
Kurt Vonnegut may have said it best, "There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason to hate without reservation, to imagine God Almighty hates with you, too." and yet the party of the administration in power continues along this misguided course as it steadily reinforces its mentality of group think as we head into the next "presidential election". This week a great deal of hoopla was made of Rudy Guilianni picking up the endorsement of Pat Robertson and his goon squad. First and foremost any good Italian New Yorker should be absolutely embarassed that such a man and his cronies, who have traditionally shunned/bashed italians, even want to whoo him let alone endorse him. Fred Thompson was strutting his endorsement from the RTL party on tv this morning. Again, why would a "true conservative" want the endorsement of a one issue party whose sole platform is the invasion of privacy and government control over individual behavior. The answer folks is quite simple,

It Cant Be True!!
1. How old will you be in five years? 32 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Lori and Beverly 3. How tall are you? 4'10.5" 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Christmas 5. What's the last movie you saw? 300 6. Who was the last person you called? Chamber of Commerce 7. Who was the last person to call you? Shannon 8. What was the last text message you received? Hey girlie, what's up? 9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? people dont leave me messages because i answer the phone. 10. Do you prefer to call or text? call 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? sleeping 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? divorced 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? 2 months ago 14. What color are your eyes? blue 16. What are you wearing right now? blue jeans and shirt and heels 17. What is your favorite christmas song? Rudolph(I always cheer for the underdog) 18. Wher

None Of That Sissy Crap!!!
None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" Poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley face on this card... Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against,the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will p

Lounge
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8...surprising Turn-ons For Men
Ask a group of guys what turns them on about a woman, and you'll sometimes get the predictable answers: full lips, full bosom, full booty. These are a few quick-and-dirty biological imperatives that will turn many a man's head. But a lot of women fulfill those requirements already. So what makes certain women boy magnets, and leaves others spending Saturday nights watching Saturday Night Live skits? As always, men are more complicated than a lot of people give them credit for, and when it comes to turn-ons, the masculine gender has plenty of surprises up their metaphorical sleeve. Here, some of the ways to effectively rev the masculine engine: 1. Standing Tall Don't get me wrong: it's not that we want a woman who can balance a beer tray on her head. It's what good posture says about her. A woman who stands tall typically a) dresses well, b) exercises often, and c) is confident about her body and what it's good for. And if she's proud of her figure no matter what shape or si

Dynamite Radio Streaming Areas
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The Morning After
I awake with a smile on my face thinking of the night before. It was really fun. I could not have done anything like that with any other person. Without really knowing you, I feel I can trust you with my life. Your warm kisses and hugs the way you touch my arm the way you touch my cheek the way you touch my leg, my breast, my ass. No one has ever touched me like that making me feel so alive and I was comfortable with that. The secret things we did while no one was looking made me feel better than ever. I couldn't stop thinking about you and all the fun we had the night before. But now the night has fallen and I am alone again waiting for another day so i can have another great morning after.

A Poem For Me!
A peom for me by scott! i think you're an earthquaker Mandy A stormy world shaker Just a darlin Queen Mandy An angel with a broken wing They lay at your feet Mandy While we caress your cheek Mandy Stars in your hair Mandy A life without care Mandy But you are not there Your never there Caought up in an endless scene Paradise is a shattered dream Your innocence dripped sweet blood Mandy Dont kiss the world goodbye Paradise takes time Dont fade away

Child Days
In my mind I'm still a child I miss taking my clothes off and running wild I miss the boy we named "Arty Farty" When we got older Arty liked to party! Racing big wheels and climbing trees Once at the top we became one with the breeze Playing with girls and building club houses Later dating those girls to get in their blouses. Running through backyards and playing chases The feeling of freedom on all our faces Watching cartoons with all of my friends Fighting over Super heros was always the trend. So whenever you went through our neighborhood We treated you right with our own brotherhood You could spot us as easy as an army of ants I would be the one laughing and pissing my pants!

Bad Love
Oh what a feeling I get when I�m with you You take my heart into everything you do And it makes me sad for the lonely people I walked that road for so long Now I know that I�m one of the lucky people Your love is making me strong I�ve had enough bad love I need something I can be proud of I�ve had enough bad love No more bad love And now I see that my life has been so blue With all the heartaches I had till I met you But I�m glad to say now that�s all behind me With you here by my side And there�s no more memories to remind me Your love will keep me alive Eric Clapton Videos | Music Video | Atlanta Homes

Identity
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep Buried underground no more Rising from the cold To the world of grey Singing softly the tune of death Walking slowly through the shadows Hiding from judgmental eyes Escaping from the pain Searching in the darkness Finding what was lost Identity - I am no longer the world around me

This Is A Poem I Wrote Called Vunerability
Maya Angelou once wrote a poem that said a woman is a woman phenomenally I have become that phenomenal woman, but she never mentioned vulnerability I'm strong enough to handle the loneliness of single life But sometimes I crave that touch for someone I love at night And I am proud to have a house at the age of 23 But I can't always enjoy it without someone to share it with me I bask in the knowledge that one day " will finish school and be a journalist But when I win my first Pulitzer prize who will I share it with I have so much unconditional love that I have in time developed for myself But how I long to hear those four letters from the mouth of someone else As a woman people say I'm needy for affection Someone in need takes what they can get, but I use my own discretion I credit myself as being an average woman with extraordinary commitment But without that equal, that rival, I still wouldn't reach contentment I don't need anyone thats my "strong black woman" attitude

Only 300 To Go To Be In 2nd Place!!!!!
i only need 300 comments to be in 2nd place and 2450 to be in first place so if all really want to help me here is the chance to do so!! i will make yall salutes for 50 or more comments! PLZ HELP ME!!! CLICK PIC BELOW!!

Lesbian?
One of the parts of the latest self-reflection I've been doing is exploring my sexuality. I've always wondered, deep down inside, if I'm a lesbian. I love looking at beautiful things, especially women, and always have. I used to catch myself gazing at the cute women in my college classes. Looking back on it, I realize that I was sexually attracted to them. I think I was fighting it for so long. I know now that I am a lesbian. I discovered this through some sexual experimentation with a very good friend of mine. I'd always joked that I didn't think that I could ever actually eat a woman out, but wouldn't mind letting her have her way with me. I decided to experiment and see what happened. I was nervous, of course,but she put me at ease. She calmed my fears and it was instantly comfortable. I was finally home. I had finally discovered my sexuality at a place and time that allowed me to be completely open to it. I realized that it was something that I was fighting all a

Lyrics
Sticks and Stones By: Jonathan Edwards Where do I begin to pack up my things, and move away from what might have been? Was it in some song that came out all wrong, but yet we both tried so hard to sing? I'll pack my guitar. I'll leave you with the car. I hope it won't be cold to start. But I must get going the kids get up at dawn and this is sure to break somebody's heart When did we grow this far apart? Love was forever at the start but now it's come down to sticks and stones. When did we go wrong? When were we not strong? And did we try hard enough to care? It's cold as hell outside. It's just as cold inside, now that there's nothing left to share. I'll pack up my books. Linger with last looks and I'll throw them all in my truck and drive. From these sticks and stones and the lies on the phone, but I hope all that you want will arrive. I'd better be on my way right now, I'm bad at goodbye's any how. Now it's come down to sticks and ston

Who Wants Leveled (not From Me, Bulletin Board)
If you need leveled please let Fire and Ice know and we will do our best to serve you, lmao!!! We are a new leveling crew. We are ready to KICK ASS. So let someone in Fire and Ice Management know if you or anyone you know needs leveled. We do have rules to go a long with leveling. Who ever we decide to level they must NOT have no more than 20,000 and they MUST be online at the time we level them, so they can level someone from our crew while we are leveling them. They must also have A LOT of STASH n PICS in order to be leveled. We only level during HAPPY HOURS. So please let us know in advance so we have time to post a blog n get the word out to our crew and make sure we have enough of our crew online to be able to level you or anyone else. Please contact one of the members of management below if you know anyone who wants leveled. Thank you and hope to serve you proudly, Fire and Ice Leveling Crew SUNSETBEAUTY Sunsetbeauty~ Founder of Fire and Ice Crew and Sexy Azz Dancer @

Thank You Train :d
hey everyone!! i hope you guys had a great thanksgiving! well...those who celebrate anyways :D my boss gave me the whole weekend off!! woo hoo! my paychecks gonna suck, but oh well...i need to get a bunch of house work done. so here is a train of people i would love to thank for helping me get second place in kristan smiths 3rd contest. i ended up winning 100,000 fu-bucks. you guys seriously rock! and there are a few of you who have helped me in every contest ive been in...you know who you are :) i love you guys so much. im very thankful for the connections ive made this year on fubar. i couldnt ask for better friends :D ladies first (of course!) guys go show these great girls some lovin for me!! they are wonderful people. :) Kristan Smith - Contest over. Results tomorrow.@ fubar I Google Myself Regularly..... There has to be someone out there for me somewhere, right?@ fubar Jersey ~ Wife of Anodyne ~ Member of W.I.S.E.U.K.F and Promoter~@ fubar Shan Shan

A Special World
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

A Lil Bout Me!
My name is Tracy aka Trae. I live in Nashville, TN and Calvert City, KY. I am a business owner and a musician. I am totally into the hardcore PUNK scene and also heavy metal and screamo. I love any kind of music that expresses inside feelings except for rap. Rap is completely and totally useless and meaningless unless you are drunk and at the club. If this offends you, then take your ass somewhere else. I am a true musician. I don't need a computer to make my music!!! Get a life dude and grow up!!! Anyway, HOLLAR!!!!

Faker & Bogus Profile????
Sara //Stiletto Girl//@ fubar I wondering If She or He is real or FAKE??? Has No Salutes pics and Never return our Profile Rating!!! She is at Fuberlord (21 level) Do U thinks that person are FAKE or NOT???? I gonna to see that??? Look Like Too Glossy Pics??? Has Highest Pro-Picture shooting??? It not like we have $5,000 for a camera???? we only buying $500 bucks That is Bogus!! Ripped out of from Google.com!!! I showed to my father!! He is a Teacher of Photography!! He say Fuckin' Faker!!!! Thank you Mike P.S. I BUSTED HER out!!!!

Depending On How You Look At It
this is a good thing or a bad thing... apparently the photos were all reset earlier today, allowing re-rating? Something like that? (Any attempt to "suggest" I get back to peoples' photos any more quickly than I wish to will be met with in a manner unbecoming, however. That said, all is appreciated, and I do try. (And with my salute uploaded I actually have a bit of incentive anyway aside from all of that ;^) ) Edit: to clarify, the ratings weren't reset, just the "did this profile rate this photo" variable - so people can now re-rate (once) each photo they rated before December 2nd morning.

It's Stuck In My Head Now
I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I dont worry cause Everythings gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything's gonna be alright No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you You you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain You and me together Through the days and nights [ No One lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] I dont worry cause Everythings gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything's gonna be alright No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you You you Can get in

What Type Of People Do You Attract?
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract Yuppies! You attract geeks! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?

Pain
Pain Why does life hurt so much? Why cant things be right? I dont understand it hurts so much inside... Im proud that im gonna be a father, and I brought a new breath in tis world, I wanted out child to have the life we never had... I wanted that family, that love of my life, and all in one night it all gets taken away. I dont know how to deal, I dont know how to cope, You might as well tkae a knife and cut my fuckin throat, you took my breath, you took my heart, you splattered it all, now im coated in blood, I cant take the pain or the hurt, just one more cut, just a lil more squirt, a few more minutes, and all ends soon, Wait... I cant leave this world yet, I love my my child, I want the normal life, maybe just a lil while, I love you so much even though you you hurt me so bad, I hate this feelin a pain so bad, I want to make you laugh, no more tears, I want it all to stop ill drink no more beers... You left without a clue no warning, no sighn, all I ever wanted was for you foreve

I
I am that which is darkness that which is light that which is fullest when I am emptiest that which is cold but burns with fires eternal I am that which is everything yet nothing I am The Void and I am deep So beware of me so be one with me. For I am all that which is.

Turned In My Research Paper
You all might or might not care. but I turned in my final research paper in my History class. I got a 45 out of a possible 50 on it. Still don't know what I got on my prior paper. Anyway if any of you want to read it, I have put it here for you. AMERICAN VIEWS ON FUNERAL DIRECTORS I wasn't sure what to do for this paper. Until I heard on the radio, the results from a survey that ranked funeral directors below journalist and above politicians. That got me to looking for the results of that survey. I was never able to find it. but I did find the results of gallup polls that included funeral directors from 1977 till 2005. All the polls ranked the funeral directors very high. My research also found a lot of negative press about funeral directors, things from newspaper stories about the illegal things funeral directors have done, books about the how the funeral industry takes advantage of people, TV special reports, websites slamming funeral homes with

I Maybe A Scrooge ,,,but
Hi well after getting a explanation why for past 3 weeks I have not seen on bar tab any sign of ON LINE BONUS (** --explanation below ) to help with the increasing of FU BUCKS and of course valued points ,i inquired why it is so that they have because like the Sth aussie bush DRIED-UP and vanished into thin air ,,,soo with that in mind after transfering lump sums around the place being mr nice guy assiting ppl for what ever reason .......i'll have to apply a FU bucks squeeze from now on LOL in other words do as the banks do when a Credit sqeeze hits us ,,so loan not approved action sorry all but till i increase FUBUCKS account wont be possible to transfer untill we can swim the Birddville Track ...and that aint happened since the last Ice age !!! heheeh it appears from the advise i was sent your loved bonus is based on activity based in other words ya gotta be in the Top 1000 active ppl for that hour to recieve bonuses ,,and as a

Wow I Can't Believe It!!!!!
I just bought Roycie for a ring for her X~Mas Gift!! I am not a JOKIN & I am so Serious to garb her ring but have to re-size her ring to be 6 but I will get her ring by tomorrow at 5pm!! I feeling funny that I never have any girlfriend for about 13 years but I am single for long time!! But Roycie just found me and accept me and understand about my personal and naughty depressed and alone and not happy!!! But she got me!!! I will be her good husband in her future!! I will teaching her sign lang as soon possily!! Thank you Mike & Roycie!!!!!!

Words To Live By
Never lie......Never steal.....Never cheat.....Never drink.....but if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love.....If you must steal, steal away from bad company.....If you must cheat, cheat death.....And if you must drink, drink to the moments that take your breathe away!

U Know...
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave

The Christmas Toy Train......
THE CHRISTMAS TOY TRAIN...... A FEW DAYS AFTER CHRISTMAS, A MOTHER WAS WORKING IN THE KITHEN, LISTENING TO HER SON PLAYING WITH HIS NEW TRAIN IN THE LIVING ROOM. SHE HEARD THE TRAIN STOP & HEARD HER SON SAY " ALL YOU SON OF BITCHES WHO WANT OFF, GET THE HELL OFF NOW CAUSE THIS IS THE LAST STOP, & ALL YOU SON OF BITCHES WHO ARE GETTING ON, GET YOUR ASSES IN THE TRAIN CAUSE WE'RE LEAVING!" THE MOTHER WENT IN & TOLD HER SON, "WE DON'T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSE. NOW I WANT YOU TO GO TO YOUR ROOM FOR TWO HOURS. WHEN YOU COME OUT YOU MAY PLAY WITH TRAIN BUT I WANT YOU TO USE NICE LANGUAGE." TWO HOURS LATER, SON COMES OUT OF THE BEDROOM AND RESUMES PLAYING WITH HIS TRAIN. SOON THE TRAIN STOPPED AND THE MOTHER HEARD HER SON SAY, " ALL THE PASSENGERS WHO ARE DISEMBARKING THE TRAIN, PLEASE REMEMBER TO TAKE ALL OF YOUR BELONGINGS WITH YOU. WE THANK YOU FOR RIDING WITH US TODAY AND HOPE YOUR TRIP WAS A PLEASANT ONE, & HOPE YOU RIDE WITH US AGAIN SOON.

All Around Me
I love this song! All Around Me My hands are searching for you My arms are outstretched towards you I feel you on my fingertips My tongue dances behind my lips for you This fire rising through my being Burning I'm not used to seeing you I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing My hands float up above me And you whisper you love me And I begin to to fade Into our secret place The music makes me sway The angels singing say We are alone with you I am alone and they are too with you And so I cry The light is white And I see you I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing Take my hand I give it you Now you own me, All I am You said you would never leave me I believe you, I believe I can feel you all around me Thic

A Moment Of Passion
A moment of passion so easily shared, with no fear or regret. The memories flood through my mind, a moment of passion I'll never forget. A moment of passion is like a drug, it takes me so high. Needing to get another fix, a moment of passion can never lie A moment of passion when we are alone, you desire it too. Unable to control it, a moment of passion shared with you.

Daysleeper
Band : R.E.M Song & Lyrics : R.E.M Receiving department, 3 a.m. Staff cuts have socked up the overage Directives are posted No callbacks, complaints Everywhere is calm Hong Kong is present Taipei awakes All talk of circadian rhythm I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Daysleeper, daysleeper, daysleeper The bull and the bear are marking Their territories They're leading the blind with Their international glories I'm the screen, the blinding light I'm the screen, I work at night I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Don't wake me with so much Daysleeper They cried the other night I can't even say why Fluorescent flat caffeine lights Its furious balancing I'm the screen, the blinding light I'm the screen, I work at night I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Don't wake me with so much Don't wake me with so much. The Ocean machine is set to 9 I'

Hmmm...
self reflection clears the air yet im alive in this foggy grave..../ why is life more fun when it still only teaches u to misbehave.../ and ultimately ends with a toe tag and a grave.../ i cant take money or jewels with me so why should i save???/ how is it possible to concieve these misconceptions and ideals that aren't ideal???/ how can one have such low self esteem and be sooo cocky and arrogant????/ christians who dont follow the book and clepto's that dont steal.../ but a lifetime in prison, mental or physical, begins ur change that's heaven sent..../ and if im so complex why should i act so simple???/ maybe its a ninja syndrome, as i beg for annonymity..../ im poor yet i go to school even though either way there is no class in me.../

Kinky Night In My Room
We went back to my place so that I could show you where it was. We pulled in the yard and no one else was there. Getting close to the door, the familiar sound of barking dogs filled the air. I jumped at them and they ran off to hide, finally quiet. I grabbed your hand and lead you up the stairs to my room. The way the place was setup, the only stuff that I owned was in my room. The rest of the place was pretty much a mess. My roomie was a temporary thing since she owned the condo and just needed some extra money, so she rented out the room. We got up the stairs, and into my room. The rest of the house is set to 60 degrees, and is freezing. I know you get cold easy, so I turned the temperature up in my room to 70. A little higher than the 65 I keep it at for myself. In my room, I only have one chair for my computer and then my air mattress on the floor. There wasnt much for a place to sit, so I had hoped you didnt mind sitting on the air mattress. I took your jacket

My Name Is Candy
For my first blog I am going to address the use of my name. Unless you know me or I say its ok, use my name with care. It is my real given name and I have heard almost every line there is. Quit asking if you can have some candy or asking how sweet I am or any other comment you think is cute. I won't respond to you. There are those of you I let play with my name and you know who you are. Everyone else can "stick" it. PUN INTENDED

To Brownie
that was not me that messaged you.it was this guy named jubal who is using a few of my pics.i do not have gf nor did i do anything wrong i havent been online except for this morning,i doubt u'll read this but if you do im sorry this imposter is bothering you,everyone i try to be friends with he harrasses.....

My Dr Visit!
For all that noticed I had to make a run to the emergency room last night, I just wanted you to know everything is ok. My granddaughter had a hard time breathing and we had to take her in. She has croup. Basically just means that she has a virus in her throat and she has a hard time breathing. She received a nebulizer treatment and steroids. They had to watch her for three hours and she is doing better. She still (coughs) barks like a seal and is in a lot of pain but she is going to be ok. Thank you so much for your concern and well wishes!!! Yall are amazing!

Supper Bowl Bound
Offense once again bails out Cowboys in emotional win By Scott Garbarini, Associate NFL Editor (Sports Network) - It turned out to be tougher than expected, but the Dallas Cowboys were able to get a long-awaited measure of revenge against the Detroit Lions this past weekend. The war of words that preceded Sunday's skirmish between the Cowboys and Lions led to quite a battle on the field as well, as a desperate Detroit club built a 13-point lead on heavily-favored Dallas after three quarters before the NFC front-runners rallied behind the unflappable Tony Romo to pull out a dramatic 28-27 victory at Ford Field. On a day when the Dallas defense came in with something to prove, it was Romo and the offense that once again stole the show for the 12-1 Cowboys, who recorded their seventh consecutive win and secured the franchise's first NFC East championship since 1998. Dallas' lone blemish on its 2007 slate came at the hands of still-unbeaten New England back in Week 6. As

My Life In General
so do you ever get in those moods where the littelist things bother you like nothing you do is ever good enough your love for someone just wont do or you like someone and they just dont seem interested yeah well it happens and im sorry nothin you can do about it so im finally single again after 8 1/2 months and honestly ive nver been happier with myself im out of a relationship where i was unhappy untrusted and used constantly bitched at and yet this great burden has been lifted from my shoulders im finally able to get my life back to the way things were how they used to be but yet somehow i dont miss any of them old habits and feelings resurface but is that really what i want to i want to be the me i used to be im a total sweetheart love to cuddle and kiss romantic spontaneous to a certain extent im a total goofball and a natural flirt im an excellent lover i dont cheat and try my best not to lie im a simple man and doing little things for someone makes me happy y

History Of Samhain ...........
Samhain is an ancient Pagan Celtic tradition and the time of year when the veil between this world and the world of the dead is at its very thinnest. At this time, the spirits of the dead traditionally mingle with the living. Celts believed that the very presence of these spirits could be used to help make predictions about the future. Samhain means "the end of summer" and is also known as Shadowfest, Old Hallowmas, Martinmas, Hallowmas, the Witch's New Year, Third Harvest, Day of the Dead, Celtic New Year, Festival of Pamona, Santos and Celtic Winter. This time of year represents the final harvest before the arrival of winter. Samhain makes its auspicious appearance each year on October 31st in this hemisphere and on May 1st in the Southern Hemisphere. It is now that the Dark Lord will pass into the Underworld and be re-born again at Yule. Ancient Celts divided the year into two seasons -- the light season and the dark season. Beltane on May 1st was the start of the light sea

I Havent Been On Since Late Monday Due To
Tha bad Ice Storm we had here. Its been really bad. My lights started to flicker early Monday then gradually stayed of longer and longer periods. The House got really cold after a couple hours so the kids and I stayed in my bed for all of Moday and most of Tuesday. Tuesday I went outside to see how bad it was and huge tree limbs were all over my yard and in the streets. Powerlines were everywhere. My bird bath, bird feeder and the kids swingset is done. The tree limbs continued to fall while I was out there and had to run to stay away from being hit. Very dangerous situation to be in. I ended up take the car to my exs house since he doesnt have huge trees everywhere. I drove the van instead. Tuesday 90% of Saint Joseph had no lights, and it gradually got better just slow since its still snowing off and on Just got my lights on about an hour or so ago but had to get online to let everyone know Im okay lots of damage but nothing I cant repair. U all were in my thoughts and I missed yal

Whats Worse Than Waiting
whats worse than waiting for his call is waiting for none at all drowning in sorrow and choking on my pain the words i write hardly keep me sane emotions grow so fast but, somehow, i know ill get hurt feeling the thunder roll on watching for lightening and getting burnt losing myself sensing the guilt from past and future lovers the disasters been built i dont know what to say hell, dont know what to do when my dark shadow covers thoughts of emptiness and used im dreaming of angels but living with demons wishing for comfort with each excuseless reason so i sit and wait for the night to pass dreaming of freedom thats slipping away fast

This One Loves To Down Rate Salutes! Lmao
This Guy rated my salute a 1 but when I went to his page I couldn't leave a comment to thank him..lol some people just low rate,run and then can't take the heat!..lmao stingsaintly@ fubar

What's Going On With Dixie
To start off with I went to Jail for 30 days fro a bad Check and I was hooked on Drugs yes Drugs and Yes Dixie it was bad I got to the point that I realized I was on the road to worse things and a messed up life and I didn't want to stay on that Road I wanted to be better and do better so I went to Church Cause I knew God was the only one that could help me so I went and ask him to help me get my Life stright and he got a hold of me and when he did he delivered me from the Drugs and I am Proud to say I have been clean for 5 Weeks now and don't want it don't go around ppl that do it and I feel 100% better about my self and I can look at myself and actually Say I love me God has helped me out a lot I am going to Church now I work with the Jail Ministry and I am Moving Forward and not Looking back and I met a really gr8 man who is Sweet supportive Loving careing Copmpassioate and he is 110% real he don't play and he says Dixie is Priceless he is the most WONDERFUL Man I have ever met and

Special Kind Of Magic
You have a soul with angels dance The beauty in you no common trance Drugged by the potion of your kiss Spellbinding thoughts in me a bliss. Power of your hands is a gentle touch The woman inside I love so much Delicate soft skin around eyes of fire Passion that burns so I'll never tire. The voodoo that you do so very well I fall deep in the cast of your loving spell Some may say what I have is tragic. But you have a very special kind of magic. By GoldenRaven

Hot Sexy Day At The Office
it's saturday and a very warm summers day. she has to go to the office to finish some work which her boss needs for the upcoming week. the office is closed on the weekend so she figures what the hell,she wont wear a bra or panties. so she puts on a light blouse and skirt and off to work she goes. the ride to work that morning was filled with obstacles.first, there was the flagman for the road crew who conviently stopped traffic at her car for 15 minutes. after getting thru she was stopped by a trooper,who after pulling her over,felt it neccessary she preforms a field sobriety test or be arrested. you know the touch your nose,walk the line,etc. finally she gets to work and the a/c isn't working,and the office is hot.she started on her reports and about noon.she figures. let herself into the bosses office and turn on his window a/c to cool off a bit.after about 15 minutes or so the office starts cooling down, she was relaxing on the couch and decided to unbutton her blouse and enjoy the

Comentators Blunders
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator : "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." 5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie [ Arnold > > Palmer] is playing so well is that,before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .....Oh my god!! What have I just said??" 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it." 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you

Merry Christmas
I just want to wish all my friends and family on fubar a very MERRY CHRISTMAS. I have been so busy with alot of personal things that I havent had time to go to everyones page to show them love and I do apologize. May your holiday be a safe and happy one. Love ya all Liberated Spice

My Solitary Night's Mind Shaped By The Thought Of A Broken Heart
My first blog was inspired by one of the best days in my life. I try not to fool myself into believing that this is a world where we can all be happy, but for one night I let my skepticism go, and enjoyed a beautiful summer night with someone that has the potential to steal my heart. For the first time in a long time I felt that there was someone that had my back, the way that I so readily do for my loved ones. How do you let love go? I asked myself that for a long time, but I finally realized that if you love someone, but they choose to keep you outside their hearts... that is not love. The body, soul , and mind work in weird ways, in that emotions are based on a one way perspective that can be very deceptive in situations of love. Or maybe its because Im young, and unaware of the signs indicating deception. Either way emotions can be invoked even when there is no "genuine love in the air." Sometime you are deceived, sometimes you deceive, and sometimes you deceive yourself. Reality e

Rip Robert Allen Tyler! I Will Miss You
God looked around his garden and he found an empty place, He then looked down upon this earth and saw your tired face. So He put His arms around you And whispered, "Come with Me." With tearful eyes we watched you suffer. And saw you fade away. Although we loved you dearly, We could not make you stay. A golden heart stopped beating, Busy hands at rest. God broke our hearts to prove to us, He only takes the best. He knew that you were suffering, He knew that you were in pain. He knew that you would never get well on earth again. He saw that the road was getting rough and the hills were hard to climb, So he closed your weary eyelids and whispered, "PEACE BE THINE". It broke our hearts to lose you, but you didn't go alone, For parts of us went with you the day God called you home.

Something Every American Should Read And Think About!
Senators: Your vote against an amendment to the immigration Bill 1348......to make English America's official language is astounding. On D-Day, no less, when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock, character and principles of America , I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. I don't much care where you come from. What your religion is. Whether you're black, white, or some other color......male or female......Democrat, Republican or Independent....... But I do care when you are a United States Senator representing Citizens of America .......and vote against English as the official language of the United States . Your vote reflects Betrayal. Political Surrender. Violates Your Pledge of Allegiance. Dishonors historical principle. Rejects Patriotism. Borders on traitorous action and, in my opinion, makes you unfit to serve as a United States Senator........ Impeachment.......Recall........Or other appropri

As Of Now
oh well, here we go, I am hoping that putting this out there for any and all to see is going to help me with that oh so important constituent of any weight loss programme....INCENTIVE I shall post my starting weight, and most important to me, waist measurement, then see if my monthly updates will show any improvement. What on Earth is a geezer as old as the hills bothering about this for? I hear you asking yourselves, nonplussed looks abounding..... Well, it just FEELS hideous....my skin over my stomach feels stretched as tight as a drumskin, I feel as if I am lugging a sack of spuds round my middle and third but by no means unimportant, I DO STILL CARE about what I look like! SO, as of today, Thursday 27th December 2007 I weigh 13 stone 10 lbs (192lbs) and my waist measures 46" My aim is to withiin 6 months lose a minimum of 30lbs in weight, and hopefully 10" off the waist. Target weight = 11 stones 8 lbs Target waist = 36" Any and all messages of support will be more

"you Are My Sunshine, My Only Sunshine"
"You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine" Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown , Tennessee ... ! In time, the labor pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labor. Would a C-section be required? Finally, after a long struggle, Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition. With a siren howling in the night, the ambulance rushed the infant to the neonatal int

Go Sink An Other Drink
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND I'M THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU!!!! IN THE MEAN TIME U CAN'T PICK UP THE PHONE FOR 2 WEEKS, CAUSE UR SO BUSY WITH "YOURSELF", BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO TELL ME THAT. YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL ME TO SIMPLY WISH ME A MERRY CHRISTMAS, BUT SUDDENLY YOU CAN GO TO AN OVER 30-SINGLES EVENT TRYING TO MEET OTHER WOMAN YOU CAN TAKE ON A SHORT VACATION WITH YOU!!! FUNNY HOW U MISS ME AS SOON AS UR VACATION FALLS THROUGH AND APPARENTLY NONE OF THE WOMAN AT THE PARTY WANTED ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. THE MOST HILARIOUS PART IS, YOU REALLY THINK YOU ARE STILL WELCOME IN MY HOME AND THAT I WOULD TAKE THE TIME OUT OF MY LIFE TO SHOW YOU THE USA!!! LAST I LOOKED I HAD RED HAIR not BLONDE!!!!!

Listen...
Listen to the song here in my heart a melody I start but can't complete Listen to the sound from deep within Its only beginning to find release Ohh the time has come for my dreams to be heard They will not be pushed aside and turned Into your own, all 'cause you won't listen [chorus] Listen I am alone at a crossroads I'm not at home in my own home And I've tried and tried To say whats on my mind You should have known Now I'm done believing you You don't know what I'm feeling I'm more than what You've made of me I followed the voice, you gave to me But now I've gotta find my own You should have listened There was someone here inside Someone I thought had died So long ago Oh I'm screaming out And my dreams will be heard They will not be pushed Aside or turned Into your own All 'cause you won't listen [chorus] Listen I am alone at a crossroads I'm not at home in my own home And I've tried and tried To say whats on my mind You should have known

New Year
It was a really nice night, the boys stayed up for the first time... I know they still don't get it but it was nice. Looking back at the past year and all that we have been threw, the boys and myself. I have gained some great friends, and they have made such a difference in my life. I don't know if I would of made it threw this past year without them. Thank you M'nn and Kim. You have been there threw the good and bad, and reminded me that some people do know the meaning of friendship. I have come to realize that some people only care about them selfs, and will say and do whatever to get what they want or need, without any realization that they hurt people in the process. True friendship is not just when some one is there for you, it means being there when they need you also. It also means not just contacting some one when you need something but taking the time to say hay whats up, whats going on, how you doing. Thats friendship. Selfish is easy, true friendship is hard.

My Daughter
Rest in Peace Allana Kay - Lynn Norton 11 * 5 * 04 - 08 * 25 * 07 God called one of his little Angels home to Heaven. Lil Miss Lala always lived her life to the fulliest. She will be deeply missed, but never forgotten. Her memory in everyone's heart. A little piece of everyone who knew her died today, She captured the love of everyone who came in her path. She will always be loved an remembered, as a sweet little Angel with The Golden Threads. Please pray for the family, and everyone greeving for the loss of little Lala Bean.

I'm Reading What
I've been reading this book called The Turner Diaries. I was tripping out, I found myself liking the book over all. There are a lot of views that I dont agree with. I 'll be the first to tell you that is racist and yea some would remember as the book Timothy McViegh use as the blueprint for Oklahoma City bombing. What I found most terrifying was how similar things are in the book to the way things are going now. Dr. William Pierce (Who wrote under the pseudonym Andrew Macdonald) was brilliant if nothing else, and the foreword by Lyle Stuart put a perspective on why this book should be available in bookstores. White, Black, Brown I would suggest you read this book.

My Friends Rock!!
So I know you all will help me out again with yet ANOTHER pimp out. But you all know I'd do the same for you Yes its another pimp out for another cool guy! This one actually only lives about 10 miles from me LOL He's really cool..please go rate him up for me!! dontneedjacks@ fubar as always *hugz* ahead of time because my friends haven't let me down yet :D ~&hearts~Funky

...my Bottled-up Emotions Casted To Sea...
so many feelings bottled-up inside thrown out to sea drifting away hoping for someone to open it, to understand me my mouth sewn shut unable to speak maybe someone will find it and see to feel what i feel and see what i think . unbareable at times, with no one to share i gaze out the window into the sky looking at nothing thru the clouds i stare asking ... why me why ? wanting to pull the mask off, to see my face bare so afraid to say how i feel, so i just lie . i know lies do me or the ones i love no justice i think bare it and grin, just say what you feel when i open my mouth, nothing comes out i think to myself i had a great spiel if my voice could just speak to the ones i love they'd know im in pain and that i need love . if only someone could open my bottle up to read my heart, my true emotions then they could feel what i feel they could see what i think who that person is, i dont know i w

Says Alot To Me About The Possiblities...
Please don't say I love you, Those words touch me much too deeply They make my core tremble I don't think you realize the power you have over me So please don't come so close It just makes me want you near me always Please don't kiss me so sweet It makes me crave a thousand kisses to follow And please don't touch me like that It makes every other embrace seem pale and shallow Please don't look at me like that It just makes me want you near me always Please don't send me flowers They only whisper the sweet things you'd say Please don't try to understand me Your hands already know too much about me It just makes me want you near me always And when you look into my eyes Know my heart is in your hands It's nothing that I can understand Because when I’m in your arms You have complete power over me So be gentle if you please because You hands are in my hair, and my heart is in your teeth It makes me want you near me always It makes me want to feel complete UNLES

Recent Thoughts
ahh new yr losing my mind, wanting to strangle idiots that come into my work. all becuase i choose to try quitting smoking once again. all because some commy idiots think smoking bans will actually make a difference. and other them the babies having to smell it there will be no changes but heck we still gotta smell over perfumed women that could gag a skunk. our industrialized lifestyles cause more cancer than smoking. last time i tried quitting lasted 6 months punched my asst mgr and choose to start smoking again before i did something worse but i did warn him but he kept pushin me the wrong way. haha ya think second hand smoke is bad for ya ahh anoy a smoker that is trying to quit smoking that will be far worse for ya. hmm gee wonder what will be next to be baned or fees put on heard cali is trying to tax pop. hmm a great country song comes to mind: hank williams jr. coalition to ban coalitions.

Somethin' To Ponder
Pig Hunting” - Here is something to think about. There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some Exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back And stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country’s government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, “Do you know how to catch wild pigs?” The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. “You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. Wh

True Love
A baby, born of Mary, A legend, before His birth; A child to grow into a man, To prove what true love is worth. He was a man more full of purpose, Above all other created things; The light of man, the son of God, The one true king of kings. And, on common roads, He'd walk with us, The weak, the poor ill-fated; Shedding light on true importance, With the words of God He stated. Then He'd prove those words with actions, Restoring sight and life to dead; Giving hope to those in jaws of hunger, With an endless crust of bread. He would give His strength, His heart and soul, Though our world would give Him strife; And when it seemed He could give no more, He would give His very life. He would allow the torment, of His body, His own flesh to fill the need; Of every man, woman and child, Even those that made Him bleed. And He'd cry out for His father, Feeling forsaken, from above; Yet, never would He begin to bend, Though broken, for our love. Hung fro

A Poem For A Dear Friend
My heart aches, my heart breaks, With every breath that I take. Even though you had to go, Deep in my heart I know, You will never go. We say goodbye, It's so hard to do. We never thought, We'd be saying it to you. And to close, with your spirit up high, We say we love you, and miss you, and a saddened goodbye.

Guys Point Of View
To Woman in relationships: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and sa

Wow....ain't He A Smooth Talker......
**Read the conversation from the bottom up** This was my 6:00am welcome to ignorance. His first question to me was "Are you horny?" I waited too long to copy and paste to get that in. If any of you ladies are interested,go look him up. LOL After me being so nice, he comes and rates me a '10'. LOL Just thought I would share ->thedrunken...: Feel free to happily fuck off now. Thank you. thedrunken...: blah blah blah ->thedrunken...: and you talk stupid. go figure thedrunken...: you talk funny ->thedrunken...: I'm very happy. But you pop up with some dumb fuck stupid ass question and you expect me to be nice to you. Bitch please. thedrunken...: your not a happy country gurl ->thedrunken...: I don't give a damn if you're wearing 4 tiaras....shove it up your ass if it makes you happy thedrunken...: i am wearing a tiara thedrunken...: lol good answer ->thedrunken...: not yet, but if it came down to choices of ignorance like yours or being a lesbian, i'

Autobiography
A short sentimental autobiography... A chance at clarity set to transpire. If I blink this opportunity will pass; like a dream forgotton upon awakening. Occasional premediated self manipulation. I'm told "Don't ignore the little hints- Seize the day, or passionate investigations will obsess you." It's just another substantial complication. This pace is dictated by circumstance. Realization sometimes clouding my choices. As I search for an emotional donation, I reminisce the seeming maddness. There are suspicions of what's occuring. I disassociate quietly- Not questioning the judgement of the masses.

Please Join Us
I look at you and think: I cannot live Without you; you're the person of my dreams. Of course I know I can, but I must give My heart room to tell it as it seems. Romance must have a language fit for feeling More than fits between the earth and sky. For love there cannot be a floor or ceiling: My love goes down too deep and flies too high. So when I say I cannot live without you, Know I can't imagine so much pain; And when I claim to always dream about you, Well, know the moon is happy once again. The sun reveals cold truths for all to see, But I must light my love with poetry.

The Sexiest Man .....
Wash each other's body before exchanging (any) amounts of energy, at the very least, wash each other's hands before speaking !!! This will bring an individual to the present moment. People are often in walking comas...Typically, the mind is stuck in past or future pictures of this or that... Then prepare food together then feed each other when ever you choose is Good. Why not? The sexiest attribute about a Man; is discipline in his life. Serious! Eye contact, taking effortless actions to improve the woman's space(even the smallest suggestion); but always sincere actions...a voice of guidance as necessary...self-control in the presence of other women, protection by standing to her left, support by rubbing your hand down her back, your heart in private space, be honest so she has a choice about your state of existence. Among exchanges exercising and healthy decisions will keep you both alive...working outdoors together on common interests... I met this yummy Man at a football

Read This Unless Your Scared
Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-----YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! THIS WAS IN A TAMPA NEWSPAPER Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone..............we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all! This is an editorial written by an American cit

Own Me!!!
OHHH WOULDN'T YOU LOVE TO OWN ME...YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO :-P I AM OFFERING TO PUT MY OWNERS NAME ON MINE FOR 1 MONTH, PIMP THEM OUT, MAKE THEM A SPECIAL SALUTE PIC, RATE ALL THEIR STASH, RATE PICS 11'S DURING HH AND COMMENT THEM ALL! SO WHAT IS OWNING ME WORTH TO YOU... CLICK ON THE PIC AND LET THE BIDDING BEGIN!!!

Your Beaten Path
© By Leona Felder I tend to laugh more when I'm sad And I hardly cry at all You told me I had no right to be mad, ever I shouldn't have believed you You told me to be, Someone that I knew I could never be Someone I knew I didn't want to be I searched for something new But you shut my eyes Just in time To keep me ignorant I walked alone on a beaten path I strayed to the side But you forced me to abide So I just walked on that old straight line We're polar opposites We're nothing alike I see black, You see white I've grown up to be, Someone that you had always wanted to be It's too late for you I'll do what I had always wanted to do I'll go my separate way, And look up to see a different sky

Wow I Really Said This...
well here we go...my girlfriend broke up with me about 3 days ago and i cant help feel that im responsable for our break up. I dont why i feel that way, she tells me that its not my fault. I just feel that things are starting to go down hill. Ive basicly been leaning on my friends for comfort and been asking for advice on what to do because im so messed up right now i dont know what to do. They basicly tell me that i need to give her time alone and let her realize what she is missing. When i look at our realtionship i came to a conclusion that i might not have been the best boyfriend so if she is going to miss something its not going to be much. There is so many emotions going on right now that i cant stand it. She tells me that she doesnt see me as a boyfriend anymore, she says im more of a friend now (can u say kick to the face). I always thought that our relationship was one of the greatest thing in the world and i was happy to be apart of that. She broke up with me because she had

A Look At France Through My Eyes!
On January 2, 2008, Lindsey and I accompanied by our parents left for the DFW Airport. We arrived and got everything squared away with plenty of time left to spend with our families without saying goodbye hurriedly! Around 12:15pm US Central time, we said goodbye to our families and set off through security. Our flight for Houston would be leaving at 1:05pm US Central time and we were so excited! We sat waiting impatiently for the boarding to begin. When they called our row… we quickly grabbed our things and hurried to the plane! We boarded and OH MY GOSH… The plane was TINY! It was only 19 rows long and 3 seats wide. We were in row 17 and in the 2 seats that were together. We only thought we’d be in the front of the plane! It was the most cramped flight and uncomfortable flight ever! Lindsey and I were both praying that we would get to take a different plane to Paris, France! After being in the air for about 50 minutes we landed in Houston. We quickly de-boarded the plane and heade

Sings. . .
"For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat Refusing to act your age For all the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly For making us doubt our parents authority For choosing to be a living obscenity You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your Grandma sick You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane You'd gift-wrap a leper And mail him to your Aunt Jane You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your Grandma sick For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat Refusing to act your age For all the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell" I love that song. . . Heh heh.

Bottle Or Breastfed?
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight, you don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Would You Choose Love Or Money?
You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?

Think Its Time For Me To Get A New Girlfriend ?
been going out with this lass for 1 yr and half now and i love her but were/im getting to the stage were i dont wanna spend all ma time with her id rather go out wiv ma mates or just go out in ma car can anyone help? Cheers for reading Gaz x