For user friendly navigation, please visit Fubar.com


0 25 50 75 100 125 150 175 200 225 250 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 325 350 375 400 425 450 475 500 1000 1500 1731
Fucking It All
whats the best food? what u like to fuck? what do u liketo do? whats up? wats the best place to go shopping? whats ur fave movie? lol ha hah ahahahaha
Feeling Old Yet?
>1967 vs 2007 >This is being sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to >relate to it... > >1967: Long hair >2007: Longing for hair > >1967: KEG >2007: EKG > >1967: Acid rock >2007: Acid reflux > >1967: Moving to California because it's cool >2007: Moving to Arizona because it's warm > >1967: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor > >1967: Seeds and stems >2007: Roughage > >1967: Hoping for a BMW >2007: Hoping for a BM > >1967: Going to a new, hip joint >2007: Receiving a new hip joint > >1967: Rolling Stones >2007: Kidney Stones > >1967: Being called into the principal's office >2007: Calling the principal's office >1967: Disco >2007: Costco >1967: Parents begging you to get your hair cut >2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved >1967: Passing the drivers' test >2007: Passing the vision test >1967: Whatever >2007: Depends >
Jobs
Yeah I got a job im so excited
Confessions Of This Heart??
There is a man who has been in love with me for over a year now. Until recently, only one other person has known about him. He is a little older than I am. On paper, many would think he is the perfect guy. Now in general terms I do not believe in perfection. Like the "perfect man." He doesnt exist lol. Blah blah. So, for over a year he has been asking me to marry him. Lol my divorce was finalized February. I haven't acted upon dating the man, because I have been enjoying my freedom. (single for the first time since 19 pretty much) he asked me to marry him again and this time he was 1000000 percent serious... yea since then my mind has been else where.. he will be here tomorrow... i just dont know what to do
Beer
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.Oh I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention,but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza
Tina Green (1974-2007)
This is something I did in loving memory of my friend, Tina! Tina was a beautiful person, outside and in - a fashion model with a heart of gold! She quickly became one of my closest friends. She was the type who learned to grow on you. Yes, she was persistent and would always give it to you straight, but she could give so much more. Her heart was always in the right place. She would fight side by side with you without even being asked. This is someone I truly loved and will never forget! I saw a fire in her that could never be extinguished! You could knock her down hundreds of times and she would still get back up and keep fighting. When she fought with someone on her side, she was invincible! In July, when I saw all she had done and all she had been through and overcame, I gave the the moniker "The Fire Angel" which she accepted with pride and honor. Tina left us on August 17, 2007! No doubt, taken way too early! I can only say for sure that she is watching us and
Do It
Do it trembling if you must, but do it !
Woot!
well fans, here's a quick hello, and an update to my life. the last couple weeks have been pretty amazing. i have been seeing a wonderful woman who is just wonderful. we met at a club in denver, and we just hit it off. we have a huge amount of things in common. she loves movies as much as i do, she loves the outdoors, and the sex has been amazing... she's absolutely gorgeous in my book. anyways, i haven't had one depressed moment since we met. i walk around with a stupid grin like a teen ager who just had sex for the first time. we talk online all the time...in fact i forgot my password for here, and had to look it up...lol so thats my wonderful life. i'm in love with a beautiful girl who is in love with me. life is good.
I Love Weeds!
Normally I wouldnt even justify this with a response but I find it soooo humorous that I have to comment! First of all if you are going to throw something like that out have enough balls to at least not send it anonymously! LMAO Second of all dear, I am not a bit worried about my boyfriend! Least of all chatting on a internet "bar". Hell more than half of these bitches are just pretending to be something or someone else anyways. But yeah we are SOLID and if you have some details you wanna pass along DONT BOTHER!Like I said, Im not worried! Last but not least, YES I am a fat bitch! I know this, he knows this, hell everyone on here knows this as I have been pretty open in blogs and bulletins about it.Blogs that are NOT just open to family I might add!Dont be jealous cause I have a man and you probably dont!He loves me just the way I am! Have a great day! Let me know who you are next time so I can send ya some hateraide! LMFFAO! *smooches* and have a great day! ~Temptress~
Venting
i hate ignorant scumbag assholes, that dont work and think the world owes them a favor...grrrrr someones already made my monday shitty wtf
Embrace The Night
Each of us In our own way Claws through the darkness Twords the light Of hope and life. Seeking to forge Order from chaos To turn back the tide Of death and hate That seeks to overwhelm us. But sometimes we fall Down the pit of despair Into the abyss We have created With our tears And pain. Trapped Still trying to claw Our way twords the light But tired and heartsick Of the fight We close our eyes And We embrace the night.
From Darkness To Light
From Dark to Light From the thundering sounds of loneliness, Come the sound of one held dear. Reaching out to rescue a sinking Soul from solitude, With words of care and of promises made Help create a foundation of love. No longer with will one small light battle The encroaching darkness, But two small flames join To create a power surging with hope.
How To Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Suffering From Amnesia
-Suprisingly little baggage. -Simple name(i.e, Bob Spoon, Jack Johnson). -You found him wandering the streets with a bandage on his head. -Honestly perplexed about the origin of his tattoo. -Doesn't think he's ever loved like this before. Should you break up with him? Are you kidding? He's a clean slate. You can dress him how you like, you choose all the movies, and he has no annoying friends or family. Jackpot! The only downsides are :(1) he could regain his memory, and with it, some control of the relationship; and (2) his family and/or friends may find and relcaim him. But they might not recognize him with the makeover you gave him. Keep him while you can.
Im So Blonde
Ok I got it lol that was a blonde moment huh . Now Im 31 Dont look it but I am . Dont know much of what to say lol ! I have 3 children 2 girls 1 boy . I like to ride 4 wheelrs but im very girly lol I will fix my hair do my make up just to go out and ride and get dirty lol lol Im silly like that but thats all good . Ok when I think of things to say I will say more right now im going to go comment people lol ! Mwahhh
My Fortune
A fan of threesomes you are 'What is your Fortune?' at QuizUniverse.com
The Lookout
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company, he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!" "Jason is on his skate board...." After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!" Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."
N.s.f.w. Some Basic Rules And Guidlines!!!
VERY IMPORTANT! Please follow THIS LINK: http://www.fubar.com/blog/106194/510987 to read a blog very well written about NSFW guidelines take a look at it, it's very clear and if you got more questions just ask any bouncer in the menu Help! *hugs*
Single Vs. Married
Married Vs. Single So today I went for a massage at the Massage Therapy School here in Phoenix. It was wonderful and wonderfully depressing. Im laying there on the table, naked, under this thin sheet which was rolled down to right around my ass, fighting back tears. I realized that I hadnt been touched by a man in so long and that honestly depressed me. Most days Im totally cool being by myself. Today however is not one of them. Therefore, Ive decided to make a list of good things about being single and good things about being married. You can think of this as a little married vs. single list. Well see what comes out on top. Good things about being single: 1. The only dirty underwear I have to pick up is my own 2. On that note my house is neurotically clean most of the time 3. I have me time without explaining to anyone what I am doing and why I need it 4. I can get a text at 3am without someone getting mad and wondering who it is 5. Having a choice with my di
The Fun Of It All....
Games have come along way since Twister and Monopoly...Thx to technology we can game with others from far far away....Im a online gamer...I play just about any game there is..I personally prefer FPS or RTS...Im glad online gaming exist cause if it dindt I wouldnt have much of life...sad to say I know but fact!...Anyone who reads this and is a online gamer contact me and lets hash out what games you play...Im looking for some gaming buddies...I also play online chess for those of you who play...I hope to hear from someone soon...Thx for reading GAME ON!!!!! Gochief
Relationships
It seems like so many people are endlessly searching for someone to be with. I've gotten to the point where I am just living my life and see what comes along. I got sick of trying to look for someone since it seems it just makes you feel depressed and even more lonely. The more I have thought about it the more asinine it seems to look and look for someone when it always seems you find someone when your not looking and least expect it. So I figured why let all the stress and emotions of looking bother me. Just live your life and if your meant to be with someone you will find them one day when it is time for it. Plus it makes living your everyday life a little better when you don't let yourself worry so much.
Double The Pleasure
From upstairs, I hear the front door creak open then bang shut. My husband must be home. Excitedly I jump out of bed and stick my head around the bedroom door. "Kev, come up here a minute would you love?" I shout down over the banister, catching the faint smell of my husbands musky aftershave combined with the smell of a fresh summers day. I hear his footfall upon the first stair and hasten back into the bedroom, closing the door behind me. Leaping back onto the bed I rearrange myself for the maximum visual impact. I sit holding my breath in anticipation, my heart pounding and every nerve in me tingling with excitement. Suddenly the door opens and in strides my husband, I see he's about to say something when his jaw goes slack, his eyes widen and he stops, dead in his tracks. "Happy Birthday Kev!" I shout as he walks in through the door, "This is your special birthday treat. I arranged it all for you. Kev continues to stare at me on the bed, and his eyes dart to my
The Taste Of Mint, The Taste Of You
Mmm, the condom. An invention that can be traced back thousands of years. Such a tiny, yet revolutionary item that was made from materials ranging from linen to lambskin before finally moving on to rubber. But I'm not thinking of any of that yet as I push you down onto my black leather sofa, kissing you hungrily. I want to devour you. My love, I've wanted you for so long. I take a very small moment and admire the pretty picture you make. Your golden brown eyes flashing with desire in the dim light, your red hair spread out below you, creating a striking foil against the black. The fiery locks call out to me; you make me burn. I clench my thighs together as the wet heat between them intensifies. I continue to stare at you, wondering how you managed to get under my skin so quickly. Amazed that in the two months we've been seeing each other, you worked yourself so completely into my thoughts, my heart. Making me toss and turn at night as I imagined your hands, lips and tongue care
If We Had Sex
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21
I Never Learned To Cook
Not ashamed. Just one more thing to learn. My mom was an entrepeneur and my dad was a hippie. It was either nice restaurants or bread 'n cheese. Food was a piece of art or to just keep you alive. There was no middle ground. You can apply this to every aspect of my life. Have a nice day. :D
And Just Like That, He Is Gone...
Well, David left on Friday. I am burnt to a crisp on my shoulders and back and chest. My friend Lindsey was there with me saying good bye to David. We have TONS of pictures thanks to her. The reality of this deployment hasn't set in yet because some of our friends are staying with me until transportation can get their household goods. I had a great wake up call this morning. It was from Kuwait. David got in early this morning my time. It was a short call, but it was great to hear his voice. Anyhow, I am off to shower and change then off to the movies to keep my mind occupied. If you want to see pictures, message me and I will show you.
None
Just thought I ought to check in, beings I haven't been here in ages... Lots and lots going on... The Motel is getting a whole new makeover... looking good... C is home for the winter... He got to come home early and I am loving it... He's working nights at the wally world here as Ast. Manager... Dave called me fronm Ok City... it is the last day there.. We didn't get to go this year because of my job... But I think he is still coming home this winter,,, Mom and poppy are doing ok .. trying to keep busy.... I am no longer working at the motel on the desk as of today!!!!! I will still go in when needed to take care of billing and payroll... But that is all... Long Long story there..... I need to jet outta here so I will explain some other time.... Loves to ya all... T
My Wife
mrsstrick@ fubar
Phantom Skins 9-26-07
Here's some background thumbnails of the newest skins I've made. Feel free to rip any that say "show me da luv" It would be nice if you would rate some of my pics or stash while your on my site, but you don't have to. Hope you enjoy them, and find something that you can use on your site. Any questions on how to make it active on your site, just ask. Please don't rip the ones that say don't rip. They are custom skins that are tagged for my special friends. You'll probably see something here that your friends would like, so please click the share link. I'll help them get set up right. THANKS click pic to see it full size
The Best Way To Describe A Gemini
thats an air sign for ya!can take you to heaven in bed but will drive you crazy out of it!lol
Being Lonely Sucks
I have been trying to make friends on here because I am afraid to reach out in the real world. I am in the process of a very hurtful divorce. See I have severe depreesion and it lost me my husband and then my children. I regret the things I have done in my life . I just thought maybe I could find some friends that might understand. Being able to help all of you level up and me leveling up has finally made me feel important to someone again. I need friends so I feel like I still have a purpose in this life. So That is who I am. If you feel the need to make fun of that I guess you can. I am looking for is a place to fit in. Even though I might not be the prettous girl in the world.
Its What????
Big Guys
Whats wrong with big guys? We need love to. We are just as must a person and an average sized guy or a small guy. In fact I believe we have more love to give because a lot of us never have a focus for it. Let me know what you think.
Silence!
Watching at the full moon in this beautiful night I saw realities that was trying to catch me since a long time ago, but I didn't pay attention to their existence inside my soul!. Smoking a cigarette I realized how the moon could close my vision just to make me see my soul through her face!, I saw the face of an empty mime crying his tragedy. The world is my stage and I'm that mime that try to learn his routine day by day!. After that I took a shower that never felt, because my body was in the shower but my soul remained in the balcony of my house talking with my moon. This is a proof of my mime act, when my soul returned to my body the Moon made me listen carefully...... ......Listening to the silence in my head, I realized the emptiness that exists in our lives. That rhythmical silence that involve our conscious and makes us walk without know where we are going and talk without know what we are saying!. ......The magical silence!!...... Because when the silence makes love t
Sorry
I'm having somewhat of a bad week. I go online to distract myself but it's not working. I'd love to be able to BREAK something. I'm angry and sad and I wont say anymore but I just want to apologize to all the COOL people I talk to on Fubar from time to time, if I seem distant. Things always get better (I keep telling myself)
Hospitals & Nurses (1)
Hospitals & Nurses (1)March 18, 2002aDICKt I knew that this was a mistake. I let my doctor talk me into taking time out of my way tooooo busy schedule to help with some research. Yes....they were gonna compensate me. But this is so stupid. Wait....take a deep breath. I'm just bent out of shape because I got lost in this maze of doors and hallways. Maybe this is part of the research, and they're watching me on the monitors like a lab rat. The nurse at the info desk had said second door on the right....down the halway through the door on the left....first left, third right...and now. I'd don't know where I'm at. I think I hear an elevator or something, so I try to follow the sound. Hmmmm, now it sound like voices down this corridor. At the end of the corridor, I open the door to hear a moaning. I start to back out until I realize it sounds .... no, it can't be. I've got to look. I know I shouldn't, but it sounds so pleasurable. I move slowly into the room, realizing the sound is
For Girls
Threesomes: where should I start? Well I want a threesome with a girl and my husband. Actually we wouldn't mind a girlfriend if it was the right person---we are very loyal. But a relationship isn't really a requirement. Really, this shouldn't be hard to understand. We would love to find the right girl for us.We want a girl that has no drama,no boyfriend/girlfriend. We want someone we trust ,and they need to want both of us or not at all. We are best friends. Don't try to see if you break us up---it won't happen. We love each other very much. We both trust each other.We are not jealous of each other. It would be nice to find a girl for us. We hope it will be one of our friends but if it isn't then we'll find someone else that we trust. We would like to date this girl before we go any further---you know, see how things go. And this should also be a BIG hint to a certain person we have been talking to for like 2 years.If this certain person doesn't get the hint then its her loss. I
I Need My Friends Help
***Appreciate any help I can get on this from my friends****Can my friends & fans please click this link and RATE this pic for me (rates count) and drop a few comments to help me win a month blast for the bast tat?? I sure would appreciate it!!
Dizzy And I
hostdrjack.com
48 Weeks
48 weeks.. 4 weeks till a year..
A Daddy's Love
i feel the love within me,and it is all just for you.watching you coming out,i held my breath for you.when you cried for the first time, i cried along with you.ten fingers, ten toes, my heart belongs to you. they wipe you clean and put you in mommies arms. you were so happy and content will all the love and charm. and i held you for the first time, and i was as proud as i could be.cause there is no one in this world who will love you more than me. i lie you down in my arms and rocked you until you fell asleep.i know right now from this point on,your love i'll always keep.rest your head my dear tomorrow is anew. goodnight my darling daughter ,daddy loves you.
And Now I'm Here
Thanks to Layna for bringing me here. I'm loving it already! Look in here sometime to see what I'm up to, or where I am. This week: San Diego, CA, WORKING MY A** OFF!!! Arthur
Lara Languish
Lara Languish won't be in Second Life for a little while until I can get some account payment issues straightened out. Anyone fubarees in SL looking for me can contact me here.
Surgey
I will most likely not be on till sat., for those of you who have my number you can txt or call me, but from 6am till about 4pm I will be unable to do much. it is all exploratory and Hubby aint happy I didnt tell him sooner as I am sure most of you are going to be, but I just didnt want to freak any one out its just to make sure all is good. for you that know what a GI is that is what I am going in for upper and lower, not to happy, if you want more info I will give and I also will leave a blog on how things when and what was found. ~cope~
Gore Wins Peace Prize
OSLO, Norway - Former Vice President Al Gore and the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Friday for their efforts to spread awareness of man-made climate change and lay the foundations for counteracting it. "I am deeply honored to receive the Nobel Peace Prize," Gore said in a statement. "We face a true planetary emergency. The climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity." Gore won an Academy Award this year for his film "An Inconvenient Truth," a documentary on global warming, and had been widely expected to win the prize.
What Kind Of Sex Should U Have? Plz Leave Comment.
What Kind Of Sex Should You Have?KinkyYou like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.Sex/Intimacy Quizzes
I Haven't Slept In Hours!
Name: Boccabella, Boccabella. Rah, rah, yeah! Gender: Girl. 1) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? I start the water. Then I turn it off cause I forgot something. Then I come back and start it again before realizing I forgot something else and say screw it and usually end up giving the neighbors a peep show when I'm done. No, you can't be my neighbor. 2) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle? Um, no. I think "lather, rinse, repeat if desired" is pretty much the theme of them all.. 3) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercials? No. I scream. Soap gets in my eyes. I SCREAM. I also fib. 5) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? No. That's disgusting. Where is number 4? 6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? Nooo.. But I've smoked. I'm hardcore like that. 7) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Genral Chat
Hiya every1, well i woke up to the darkness of winter yet again this morning. It was cold and one of those mornings you wish you could stay in bed. How long did it take you to get out of bed this morning? I wish i was still there do you??
Read To Know How I Am..
Likes Truth, facts, flirtation, long-time friends Dislikes The superficial, flattery, shallow people, being taken advantage of Love and Sex This is the strongest of the sexualities in the zodiac. Incredibly passionate, the Scorpion takes intimacy seriously. Partners need to be intelligent and honest. Much of the foreplay for this sign happens long before the bedroom through conversation and observation. Once in love, they are devoted and loyal to the death. But relationships can take some time. The Scorpion needs to build trust and respect for a potential mate slowly and thoroughly. Friends and Family Sincerity and truth are strong components of the Scorpion's friends. It can take some time before really close bonds are formed, but once done, the Scorpion will remain dedicated and loyal. Witty and intellectual, they prefer companions who are humorous and easygoing. Full of surprises, this sign will give you the shirt off their backs if that's what you need; yet, once they
I Don't Know If This Matters,
but I don't really care about the points system on here. I will gladly give points to any page I visit, but I'm not that into it. I justed wanted another way to express myself and meet other people. I appologize if I have upset anyone with this information, but that's just my own personal opinion. Stay cool.
Walt Disney Quote, At The End Of Meet The Robinsons
Around here, however, we dont look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney
Here Is The Link...
www.youravon.com/debbiegoodwin Please feel free to look Thanks Debbie
Drunken Memories!!
1. When drunk, I tend to... -Be flirty 2. Do you talk about religion or deep meaningful things? -Nope 3. Do you Cry? -Not really but I came close to it this past sat 4. Do you get Angry? -Not usually. 5. Do you puke? -Every once in a while 6. After 7 beers what are you doing? -Reaching for the 8th one 7. Your favorite drink is? -Southern Comfort... 100proof 8. Tequila does what to you? -It gets me drunk quick... I get emotional also but not sad or anything, just the feeling 9. Do you drunk dial? -I used to 10. Who do you drink with? -Friends and roommates 11. Vodka makes you? -Drunk!! 12. Do you smoke when you drink? -Depends on who I'm with 13. Do you Pass Out? -Haven't yet 14. Do you drink girly drinks? -Sometimes 15. Do you drink alone? -No 16. Worst Drink you have ever had? -Some little green fucker reject. It was disgusting 17 and 18? 19. Favorite Beer? -Budwiser select? lol 20. What is your favorite shot? -Sh
Pumpkin Butt..
Myspace Halloween Graphics
You Ever Feel...
... that no matter what you do that things will never change? That no matter how hard you try that you just keep getting knocked back down. What's the reasoning behind it? I mean can't a person get kicked so many times an not be able to take it anymore? Shouldn't life have it's limitations on what gets handed out to you? Makes ya wonder what the freakin joke is all about. Is it real? Am I real? Well climbing back up in my Dj booth that Chita made for me up in the rafters.
Korn's Video
I'm in the Korn Street Team Member club and Korn is holding a contest for whoever gets the most ppl to click on their new video, will win an autographed guitar from them. So if you can please help me out here, I'd really be grateful to ya. all you have to do is just click on the link below and watch the video or not...that's all, nothing more to it. Thanks Christine If link doesnt work, then copy, cut and paste into ur browser http://www.kornstreetteam.com/CDA5240F87574D8387EBDE8FEC733210/tracklink.asp?guid=0350EB9902764271BC1EC0BEE4D94699
A Bad Day All Together
i guess it true what they no matter how nice you are to friends it just no where at being good enough. but you know what as far as im concern i dont care anymore. so from now on im not wasting my time with people that doesnt have patient or people that spread rumors telling to my face that im not good enough so dont worry i will fix that someday. I am sick of provening myself to everyone that spread rumors
I Never Wanted...!!!!! :(
I Never Wanted... As I write these words I realize that I may never see you ALL again, I may never TALK you ALL and I may never SEND YOU ALL hugglez again, but I know that what we ALL once had when me found u ALL was pure and true. We never fought, we never argued, and we only had the best of things to say to each other and there's nothing I wouldn't do for you ALL!!! Something like that I can't seem to let just fade away. How can I be expected to live with that kind of regret!!! I waited for so long just to be able to do those things with you allz, meeting TRUE ppls.... I want, just to be able to look into your eyes and talk with you all and make u ALL see!!!! See what is truely happening that ALL of u are closing ur eyes to!!!! I want, just to be able to look into your eyes and tell you that I will never stop caring for ALL of you. Maybe it seems crazy and maybe I expect too much but, I can't help but feel that there was something between all of us!!!, and I that
So Far
I want to take this time to thank a few ppl who've i recently met in the military room..what a bunch of great fun loving people...am glad i'm a member! *cheers* buys another round! One thing that bothers me..I still don't have sound in the rooms:(..good thing the conversation picks up where the music is lost! Well time to get some shut eye. Take care..thanks for stoppin by n reading my blog. GOOD TIMES! *hugs*
Witch Letter
An Open Letter from a Witch: I am a witch. I do not worship Satan; I am not interested in Satan. Satan was invented by the Christians. Satanism is a form of Christianity. I am not a Christian. I don't go to church on Sunday. Jesus is NOT my savior. He was simply a holy man who lived 2,000 years ago. I am not afraid of going to Hell because I don't believe in Hell any more than I believe in Satan. I believe in reincarnation; that I will come back to this world or another and live out another life. I am not evil. Telling people I am a "good witch" or asking me if I am a good witch implies that there are evil witches. There are evil people in the world and there are people who chose to work with the forces of nature in a way that harms others; those people are NOT witches. The central law of being a witch is: "if it harms none, do as you will." Please don't ask me about sacrificing cats or desecrating churches. I love my cats! And I don't go into churches or synagogues unless a frie
You Wanted, I Gave
You Wanted..........I Gave You wanted candy I held your hand You wanted roses I gave you tender kisses You wanted diamonds I gave you my heart You wanted finer things in life I gave you my time, attention, and love You wanted me dead I gave you my life by: C. P. Holder
Blah
just venting ... hubby has to go outta town today till wed or maybe thurs ... and even though i know he has to go cuz he's gettin a part to fix our vehicle .. i hate being alone at night, it just being me and kids, we will all miss him ... so i'll prolly be on here lots more this week ... ooo on a better note he'll be bringing back another pc so we both can be on at the same time YAY ... lol well that's all for now ...
I Miss My Friends
Ok, so as you might have noticed, I haven't been around here lately. I haven't had steady internet connection, but I am working on fixing that. In the mean time, please be patient and I will show the love when I am back 100% Hugs & Kisses!!!
A Simple Touch
A Simple Touch A Stroke of genius, A thought of a touch; An idea of the body, Your mind wants so much. To have a person, Embrace your soul; To hear my fingers, Completely take control. Stroking kissing, Caressing, Obsessing; Just using my eyes, To start you undressing. As our minds indulge, In a special communication; That provides our thoughts, The deepest of sensations! Deeper and deeper, My penetration flows; Harder and harder, My intrigue grows. Closer and closer, Our passions combine; Tighter and tighter, Our ores Inter-twines. Faster and faster, Your body heat implodes; Stronger and stronger, My diction explodes! Weve waited so long, I know you cant resist; For weve both been waiting, For our bodies and souls to kiss! thanks to jr69007
Got Hurt At Work
i hurt my right knee at work i think i broke my right kneecap all i know it hurt like hell and i can't work i was getting down from the back of my truck and hit my kneecap on my step real hard going monday to see the doc hope it not as bad as iam thinking it is so i can go back to work
Erotic Poem
You moan. You sigh. You arch that slender back And press your milky-white breasts Into my hands As you slide down against me. I pinch their tight coral-tips Between fingers and thumb And watch their color deepen. Your passionate cry Bursts through my mind As my teeth tug at their cherry peaks. You moan And fall back, Pulling me down with you. You look at me through ravenous eyes And spread your pale legs On crimson sheets of satin. I reach down And stroke your silken fur, Then spread your lips And dip my fingers into your spicy heat. Hot juices drench my fingers. Musky scent of sex lures me Your crimson nails in my hair, You lift those hips And sink my fingers deep. You beg for more. You dance to the lash of my tongue Against your quivering clit And Ride my plundering fingers hard You scream out in ecstasy as you cum Your warm nectar spilling into me, Sweet and musky on my tongue. I rise up and kiss yo
The Marine (aaron's Letter)
This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad.For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter fromhim to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankfulfor not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops.The MarineWe all came together,Both young and oldTo fight for our freedom,To stand and be bold.In the midst of all evil,We stand our ground,And we protect our countryFrom all terror around.Peace and not war,Is what some people say.But I'll give my life,So you can live the American way.I give you the rightTo talk of your peace.To stand in your groups,and protest in our streets.But still I fight on,I don't bitch, I don't whine.I'm just one of the peopleWho is doing your time.I'm harder than nails,Stronger than any machine.I'm the immortal soldier,I'm a U.S. MARINE!So stand in my shoes,And leave from your home.Fight for the people who hate you,With the protests they've shown.Fight for the stranger,Fight for the young.So they all may have,The greatest freedom you've won.Fig
Trust
Im scared to trust now. I had my trust broken many times before. I was left a broken girl. I still am broken inside. I simply cannot trust. Its not you its me. My trust cant be broken again. So dont ask me to trust Cos I cant do it. Im to scared to trust
Forgiveness
You mustn't be revengeful You have to be strong To offer good for evil Return right for wrong We must not hold a grudge And we must learn to endure Then as God is your judge At least your heart will be pure Forgiveness is the mightiest sword Forgiveness Of those you hate Will be your highest reward When they bruise you with words When they make you feel small When it's hardest to bear You must do nothing at all Forgiveness is the simplest vow Forgiveness Of all their crimes Is your deliverance now Bless those souls Who would curse your name When the last bell tolls You'll be free of blame You can continue to grieve But know the gospel is true You must forgive those who lie And bless them that curse you Forgiveness is the mightiest sword Forgiveness Of those you fear Will be your highest reward The time will come when we will leave this world, and the injustice and the pain and the sin will fall away from us, and only the spark of the spir
She Was Totalled
So my car was totalled[ link to that story http://www.fubar.com/blog/151295/602064]. It makes me sad. In the long run it was the best thing to happen because i had to sell her anyways, but still, i didnt want someone to smash into her. I wasnt ready to not drive her ever again. So many memories. My and my bff's first vacation without parents[crazy trip involving hurricanes, $3k damages to my car including a coconut thought the windshield, crazy LSD forcefeeding hippies, and perv timeshare employees], the countless trips to Canada and smoking at the drive-in, Concerts, snowstorms. I had it before i graduatted highschool. i had her before Daddy died. One of the few things I was holding on to from before everything fell appart. All the Gossip she heard. Never once did i get her a speeding ticket.Ill miss the rattle of the licence plate cover. Ill miss laughing when someone backed into her and got holes in their bumper from her spiked licence plate. Ill miss her. RIP
Model Your Feet For Me
i am lookin for a female foot model who would like to do pics for me let me know if your interested just shout box me if i am on line if not leave me a message in my private box
To My Friends
just wantedtosay tyto allthaose thatstilltalkto me not sure where you are all hidingbut i guessnice guys do finish last please prove me wrong everyone have a save and happy holiday season take care and hope to see you soon
Bg13
text
Music
Many familiar tunes we have all heard have their origins in some of the strangest places, and even stranger is the uses they have today. Take Amazing Grace, the music the words are sung to is a very old Irish or Scot bagpipe tune, the words were written in 1772 by a slave in England. And, if you are curious as to why the song is played at military funerals, or the funerals of fallen firefighters and police officers, it is very simple. Early in United States history, the majority of our firefighters, policemen, and soldiers were from Scotland and Ireland, a tradition that still holds true in many of our northeastern states. Oh Shenandoah, believe it or not dealt with the life of an indentured servant, usually a period of seven years. During the civil war, southern soldiers from the region took to singing the song as a way to remember home. Oh, and "when johnny comes marching home" was started in the south, in the early part of the war of northern aggression, when the
The Only Ppl
MyHotComments
Nsfw Pics
as im sitting here trying to redo all my pics i keep hearing "you have fubar mail" bc some freaking douchebag keeps marking the dumbest pics NSFW... i have an idea who it was and i blocked him!!! and then it all stopped!!! ME FLIPPING OFF A CAMERA IS NOT A NSFW PIC!!!!!!!!!! if you assholes dont like it -- then DONT LOOK plain and simple!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well The Holidays Are Here. Xmas Is Fun, And I Love Presents. Lets See Who Wants To Give Me Some Xmas Love.
Hmmm... Are All The Calendars Wrong?
Recently as I was staring at the monthly calendar and planning my monthly budget, I happened on this thought. Most of us have heard the story of creation from the Bible and learned that God created the Earth in six days and on the seventh day he rested. That would mean that the Sabbath (Sunday) would be the seventh day. So why is Sunday always shown as the first day of the week on calendars rather than the seventh day? Hmmm
Here We Go Again...
Looks like I dont know how to pay proper attention... for that I'm sorry.. and I'll miss u
Mumms
I used to enjoy reading the mumms, voting and commenting, but no longer. They have become the FUBAR version of politically correct, I suspect due to the heavy handed monitoring and the quick firing impulse of any small minded person to report one as inappropriate, which is then believed. Since there is no recourse, no means of appeal, no way to find out just what one's status is, a bland vanilla forum has been created. Too bad. When I first joined the mumms were fun and interesting and often provocative but that is no longer the case. As an example, yesterday there was a sports mumm, some football team or other. All of the comments agreed with the mummer. I think there was only one comment saying that sports mumms were lame. If that isn't a huge change, I don't know what is. I was wondering if others have noticed this as well. Perhaps I have become overly critical.
Kelsey Died.....
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****Watch The Video***** if you dont repost you have no heart
New (nsfw) Drawings
hey guys.....i just finshed postin some of my "Sexy Lady" drawings.....come take a look and rate them and feel free to leave a comment
Taking Chances
Sometimes we are looking so hard to find that right person. That we tend to miss what is right in front of us. Other times we are so afraid of the unknown or taking chances, that we never get to find out what is out there for us. We tend to settle for what is there, what is comfortable, or do what is expected. So afraid to take a chance or of letting someone down. Never really knowing what could be or feeling true happiness. Life is all about taking chances, ups and downs, making mistakes, and feeling pain. These are all learning and growing experiences, from which we really can benefit in the time to come. But sometimes we are just too afraid to take those chances. Go ahead and try sometime, you never know. There can be true happiness out there waiting for everyone..
Me
Hey whats up? My names Deniz Im 22, I live in Richmond VA. I am a pretty chill person. I like to party, go to bars, go to shows, drink, and all that other shit. Im into horror core rap. Anything Psychopathic records. I also like other shit....I like guys, But if your older then like 27 u really shouldnt bother. But yeahhh anyways hit me up.
Teddy Bears( Please Read)
Me and my sister have started a non profit organization in rememerence of our father that passed away 4 years ago of Heart Disease something that he had battled half of his life. During the lat few years he was alive he was an avid collector of Teddy Bears so what me and my sister have decided to do is take all his bears he collected over the years and give them to the cancer paients and burn victims at some of the hospitals. It took a while to finally contact someone to let us do this and just yesterday we got a call from Shriners Burn Unit in Galveston Texas sayingthat they would love for us to come there and do this. Me and my sister are very excited about doing this our dad was always a giver he would give you the shirt off of his back you needed it so we just wanted to carry on his good name by doing this. As of last night Dec. 11, 2007 we had 80 bears and should be receiing more tonight. We are planning to continue this every year and even do it on more Holidays other than just
Kiss Me Plzzz
My Marriage And My Husband
My Marriage and My Husband This blog was written on Friday, March 9, 2007. When I got married I thought it would be forever. I never imagined that it would only last three months. I never thought my husband would hit me. I never thought that it would turn out that I married the wrong man. I love my husband. I'm just not in love with my husband. After a lot of tears, soul searching, and prayer I have figured out that he isn't the same man that I fell in love with. We met July 1, 2005. He told me he loved me after only a week. We made love for the first time after ten days. December 23, 2005 he proposed to me. We set our wedding date for June 23, 2007. Pastor said we had to get married sooner because we were living in sin so we married November 18, 2006. He quit his job in June, 2006. He delivered pizzas a couple nights a week to make money for his truck payment, cell phone bill, and gas. He didn't pay any of the house bills. In the fall of 2006 he got severial temporary jobs
Yet To Find
only you can build me up what the world has torn me down i can always find your warm presence when it seems no one else is around i constantly find myself dreaming of your touch the way your hands runs gently down my cheek and just the thought of your soft kiss makes me quiver and i suddenly get weak i can still feel your body when wrapped in my arms and i can still sense the smell of your hair but each passing moment that i live without you the more the strings of my heart begin to tear but as we meet again and i gaze into your eyes all my pain and sorrow is put at ease then our bodies embrace withpassion uniting with a warm and gentle squeeze i now know that finding you was my purpose in life there is only one man that fulfills me both in body and mind one man that showers me with these feelings so true there is only one man ill love both now and forever there is only one man for me only you that i have yet to find
Made A Decision
So I have made a decision that I am no longer going to just settle in my life any more.. This goes for every aspect of my life but most importantly in relationships.. See I have been settling for a while and I am just done doing it.. If I flirt with you it doesnt mean I like you like that necessarily.. If I like you like that I will tell you I am intersted and that means you are not only very beautiful but that we have talked at least enough for me to find some qualities that I like.. But under no circumstance will I settle.. And I wont feel like I am not a priority.. That is a way of settling too.. And there will be no more settling at all..
My Dark Day.
Well today is December 16th and if you know me pretty well, then you know what today is for me. I wish I would've been smart and asked off work...but unfortunately it's a Sunday and I ALWAYS work sundays cuz my manager is always off. I dont know how I'm going to make it through the day. I'm positive that by 10am I will have sunk into such a depressive state that NOTHING will be able to pull me out. Except maybe my baby who's gonna ignore me all day...and a Packers victory. But even then...I will be too far gone to really care about that. Why is it that a day sticks with you for so long? Cant I just forget about it and move on w/ my life...I wish I didn't have such a good memory cuz then maybe for a year I would forget about today and it wouldn't be so bad... I need to buy alot of alcohol when I get off work today so if you see me online, it's probably best not to talk to me. I'm sorry guys.
Be Free
Between time and distance Comes a howling in the wind It says Listen ,Listen to your heart For it will reveal your hidden desires and dreams Never having listened to my heart I was unsure of the possibilities But when the time comes in ones life You are not able to listen to anything else The heart tells me to let go and be free Be free my darlin', Be free Run through the meadows Swim the oceans Free with the wild ones Abandon yourself to the passions As I fall into the embrace of Mother Earth Freedom enfolds me Encompassing my whole being Freedom for the first time belongs to me All of my poems are copyrighted under Vivvy Butterfly/Jazzmyn Aires/R.A.B
Please Bomb My Friend...
My friend is in a contest...he needs 20,000 comments to win...please help bomb him...
Redneck
Your Redneck Name is Bobby-Sue Beaver Get your Redneck Name at Quizopolis.com
For Lovers
Lovers Lost Lovers Found Paradise is a must To fulfill their lust Lovers Lost Lovers Found There's a time for joy & a time for pain There's a time for sadness & a time for gain Lovers Lost Lovers Found The saga continues Till you find your True Love
Our I.b.i.c. Sistas
I.B.I.C. is looking for more members! We are an all female group! I.B.I.C. stands for Insane Bitches In Command! If you would like to join all you have to do is go to my blog and add, rate and fan all the members listed!When you are done with that add I.B.I.C. in your name somewhere then let me know so I can add you to the blog and the home page! Rules 1. You must have I.B.I.C. added to your name! 2. You must treat everyone of the sistas with the respect that you would like to be given to you! 3. If you have any problems with another I.B.I.C. member come to me with the problem! 4. No Drama! 5. Repost any I.B.I.C. bullys you see! 6. Please help the sisters level when they ask for help! Thank You, ~Mydnyte~Founder of I.B.I.C.~D.S.C.~Real Wife To Jayrod874~ And Mystfy☼I.B.I.C. Owner☼D.S.C.☼Fu wife to Jim☼ ~Mydnyte~Owner of I.B.I.C. ~D.S.C.~D.T.B.~Real Wife To Jayrod874~@ fubar Mystfy☼I.B.I.C. Owner☼D.S.C.
Adult Threesome
Beth and I have been out with the girls at the local bar and it is late and she doesnt want to drive all the way home so she comes home with me. We come in the door still buzzed from drinking and turn on the TV. You had been watching the playboy channel and there are two girls on the screen going at it. I leave it there; standing by the couch we start chatting. I tell her that I want to do something with her hair and move around behind her as I gather her hair in my hands I lightly brush my finger across her warm neck. Oh your skin is so soft. I tell her. Then her soft scent reaches me. Mmmm you smell good. What kind of perfume is that? I ask. She giggles and tells me. I cant resist touching her neck again. And I stroke it with my fingers. Then lean over and kiss her neck softly. She pushes her neck to me for more of the feeling. I slowly bunch her hair in my fist and tilt her head back. I suck on the skin of her neck and then gentle bite along her shoulder. She starts grinding h
Happy Christmasto All
Friendship Or Point Scroring?
Many have added me as a friend here or requested I add them, yet few who have done so have attempted to approach me for conversation . Is this all a game to gain points ? If they want to be my friend let them come talk to me find out what I have to say, and I about them .Friendship to me is not a word, its time spent getting to know me and I will return the gesture. MG
Randy And I Are Moving!
Hey all, Just wanted to let you know that Randy (Big Rock) and I are in the process of moving into a 4 bedroom house. 2008 is already looking up! And yes, a possible house warming gathering! There may be e-mail address changes as well, but we will keep everybody updated! So if we become MIA for a while, please understand that we are BUSY! Best Wishes for a Happy New Year to all of you! Korissa
Friends.
So I'm going to delete everyone on my friends list who doesn't have a Salute because my sons father has gone completely crazy, and I can't trust anyone, even if I've spoken to you hundreds of times. Sorry. Besides, you should have a salute anyway, right? xoxo, Stephanie.
Whats Up
Every sunday there will be a special show dedicated to the featured artists of Hippo Radio. We have some amazing bands, groups & singers that will be aired between 3pm EST & 8pm EST or 8pm BST & 1am BST if you are in the UK You can tune into the show via the website @ www.hipporadio.co.uk There will be competitions to win some of the featured artists goodies over the coming weeks, so tune in every week to find out whats new & whats going on Remember Sunday nights/afternoons will never be the same!! Join the Highlands every sunday only @ www.hipporadio.co.uk
Bully Needs Help Haha
Bully has gotten himself into a sexiest mummer contest and needs a lot of help. If you have some spare time to comment and rate, he would appreciate it. Here is the link to the contest
Sliding
I'm falling farther and farther into this darkness. I try to hold on, catch on to something...but it all slips out of my grasp. Whenever I try yo hold on it becomes out of reach and I can't get a grip on anything solid, not emotionally, spiritually, mentally. Am I loosing my mind, I wish I knew. It feels like I'm sliding down a fragile shoot and thats its going to fracture in to pieces at any moment. Everyone keeps saying that I'm not alone...but I am...we all are...thats why we keep searching and looking for that one person whose touch makes you feel safe as well as dangerous at the same time.... I guess thats a big part of my problem...you can touch my soul with your songs, my mind with your words, my heart with your thoughtfulness, but I'm never touched physically anymore, haven't been since the sometime near the end of September I think, I cant remember anymore. But hey I'll get by, always do These are the ramblings of a crazy person who hasnt slep yet...lol
Real Men
REAL MEN Note: All real men answer C to all of these questions. Knowing this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching their own lives if they carefully review the C answers. 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to: A. Present it to the President of the United States. B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations. C. Take it apart. 2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss most? A. Innocence B. Idealism C. Cherry bombs 3. When is it okay to kiss another male? A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without
Bar Stool Economics
Bar Stool Economics Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers, he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers?How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyo
Love
What does love really feel like?Will you ever know what it would be like to be loved for who you are and not what you can give some one .You want to have all your hopes and dreams right thier when you find your true love and your soul mate.But when it is all just a dream or a fanasty what do you do when all your hopes and dreams come true.Do you just let them run thier coure or do you take them and hold them with all you have and all you can give.What is the true meaning of love is it just how you care about someone or what your body tells you is right?Do you ever just want to be thier for someone cuz you know that they are going through alot and you want to help them in anyway possiable or because you really love them with your heart and your soul do you let it all come together and let it go with what you mind is telling you are what your heart is telling you .
Questions Of Love
In the Quest(ions) of Love. Do you have this strange feeling inside you which is hard to figure out? This may be love but if you are confused it can be otherwise as well. This is normally a situation of mixed feelings where you find it real hard to decide whether it's true love or just attraction. 1. Is he/she always in your thoughts? Normally when a person is in love they simply can't stop thinking about the person they are in love with. No matter how hard you try but such thoughts would always conquer your mind even when you don't want them to. You would be driven crazy just based on these thoughts. 2. Do you care for him/her? Normally when we love someone we tend to care about them a lot. We come to value them more than we value ourselves. Are you hurt when the person you feel you might love is hurt? Do you feel or experience joy when the person you feel you might love is happy? If the answers to these questions are yes, then you probably love that perso
Nothingness!
Nothingness surrounds me. No smells. No sounds. No colors. Just me. Alone in this vast nothingness. How long have I been here I do not know. Who am I, what am I? I struggle to retain my memory of myself but it slowly slips away bit by bit. I lose myself in the nothingness. But what is this? Something has changed? A spark? A light? A color? A sound? A smell? What is this that has invaded this nothingness? I sense something, no someone! Who is there? Tell me! Please! I beg of you! Who are you? Do you know who I am? Please? Wait! Don't leave! Don't fade away! Stay with me, be with me. Don't leave me alone again. Not again. The nothingness consumes me! Stay with me spark, I beg of thee. I know you, somehow I know you! Please help me! Together we can be, we can defeat this nothingness and be something, someone! Don't leave me alone...not alone. Never alone...
Baby Shower
SO AS SOME OF YOU KNOW I AM PLANNING A BABY SHOWER FOR OUR SOON TO BE HERE SON. FIRST I WANT TO SAY THIS...I WAS TRYING TO FIGHT THE IDEA OF HAVING ONE BECAUSE IM BULL HEADED LIKE THAT...LOL,SECOND FOR ALL OF YOU GREAT GIRLS AT THE LY I WOULD LIKE TO THANK FOR PUSHING ME INTO HAVING ONE.WE DIDNT WANT TO TROUBLE OR ASK FOR ANYTHING FROM YOU GIRLS,I APPRECIATE YOU MORE THEN YOU KNOW AND SOMTIMES I KNOW I DON'T SHOW IT BUT,YOU ARE MY FAMILY,AND FRIENDS,SO THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. NOW DOWN TO BUSSINESS...*WINKS* *******AS YOU WILL FIND OUT THIS WILL BE AN INVITE ONLY PARTY.IF YOU DO NOT RECIVE AN INVITE FROM US THEN NO OFFENSE BUT I DONT KNOW YOU.THOUGH I DO APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT AND KINDNESS.******** FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WILL BE INVITED ,ALL THE INFO YOU WILL NEED FOR WHERE AND WHEN WILL BE IN THE INVITE.THERE WILL BE A LASAGNA DINNER ,DRINKS ,AND DESERT. SO COME HUNGRY;),THIS DOSE NOT MEAN I WILL BE DRINKING SO DONT WORRY,IF YOU DO NOT DRINK WE WILL HAVE OTHER ASSORTMENTS OF POP
Return From Devil's Gate
Return From Devils Gate Well here we are, once again Back at home with family and friends The times have changed And nothing is the same Its only new to those of us in this game The time has passed slowly through more than a year But so much has changed, its as if we were never here Feelings of solitude can range far and wide And when it comes, all we can do is hide Friends have moved, family has moved on Its only us who have held on to long But holding on is all we have left Starting brand new isn't the greatest of gifts But begin again we must, though it will hurt For our choices are few, and very bluntly put No matter what we do, or where we try to pick up Our lives have forever changed, and that can be to much. Through the depths of despair, and the trenches of hate We've marched through tough times with little debate And though we've walked through the Devil's Gate We've travelled back, unsure of our fate Please pr
Want To Own Me For A Month? Lol
Then Bid ...hehe a VIP would be nice. If you have any questions let me know. k thnx. Abso-fukin-lutely starting bid is 20,000 fu bucks
What Type Of Angel Are You??
What type of angel are you?Devious angelThough you may not be the kindest of all, you sure know how to be blunt and to the point. You don't really give a damn what others think and want it to stay that way. You're strong because you're independent and unpredictable. You don't mind if you're on someone's bad side, who really gives a crap? How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Hey All
JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SEND ALL MY FAM. MUCH LOVE WHILE I HAVE THE CHANCE. THINGS ARE ABOUT THE SAME, BUT IT TAKES TIME. HOPE ALLS WELL WITH EVERYONE. LUV, HUGZ, AND SMOOTCHES
Lovers Moon
Driving home, across the field she saw it. It took her breath away. The harvest moon, hanging so low in the sky, it was sitting on the old rickety fence. It was so bright, so orange, so ripe. She pulled over and just stared. A lovers moon. A dancers moon. A moon to make you remember. She let it embrace her, feel her. She smiled that silly wistful smile, the woman's smile. This is so foolish she thought as her hand reached to open the door. It was so cold, as she made her way toward the fence, she was trembling. I never learn, she said to no one but herself, her breath hung in the air and she laughed. It was just such a magic moon, she had no choice. The grass was slick under her sneakers. The owls cried in the distance and somewhere a dog was barking. She slowly and carefully climbed the old fence and sat on the top rail. She tilted her head back and sighed deeply. This moon, this moment could not be denied. She spread her arms wide, breathed in and just let it come.
Look,it's A Jackalope!
Last night during our weekly drunken online talk,the Canuck & I played a little joke on the Limey,tellin' him about the killer moose in Canada.... We're sure he's been doin' some research on "Killer Moose".
Try Not To Cry
TRY NOT TO CRY.......... IF YOU LOOK AT THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART... BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they
Eclipse
i come out to play ! want to play with me ? lol im feeling a bit K.O.P.E.ish tonight how about you ? come on in & howllllll! with me ! come on and join me misbehaving can be fun ! G.O.H. GUARDIANS OF HELL! just a click of the pic below !
Love Life
i love life! at the begining of the month i walked away from a 5 yr relationship. the first couple of years were good but then my ex girlfriend started to control me. she would go thru my stuff lookin 4 reasons to yell at me & search thru my phone 4 numbers she didnt know. she would find numbers that i had dialed, call them back and find that they were numbers to wal-mart or pizza hut. she then would get mad saying that i was seeing someone from there. I was not allowed to talk with any friends that i had and my relationships with my family suffered i had to ask permission to even go see my mama. then it got to the point to where she would not let me go places by myself convinced that i was cheating on her. we worked together and i wasnt allowed to speek to anyone we worked with unless she said so, no eye contact with anyone or she would think i was flirting with them. she then (just about 2 months ago) starting hangin out with a girl that we worked with. she would blush when she say t
Rejuvenated!!!!
I thought I would stop by and update all my sweet and true friends here on fubar. I am rejuvenated and feeling wonderful. I am home from the hospital since this Saturday the 26th of January 2008 and I am no longer in heart failure at this time, my energy levels are returning to semi normal and I feel refreshed! I am still having some trouble with my blood being too thick and if you know my story this is a bad thing as a clot will shut down my mechanical aortic valve, however I have hope and faith all will work out, in the meantime I am taking 4 shots of lovenox (a blood thinner like heparin that you get in the hospital if needed but these are prefilled syringes so no measuring yeahhh LOL) I take 4 a day and they also increased my coumadin (blood thinner medicine) they also increased my lasix (water pill to keep the Congestive heart failure from returning so much) as you can imagine this keeps me close to the bathroom LMAO. I have other great news while I was in the hospital my mortgage
:(
I am having quite a hard time, not being bored here lately, and ONLY 18 more days to go of this shit. I really miss my friend. he has only been gone 3 days and Im already..just totally..missin him. i have spent soo much time, worrying aboutmyself, that now taht i am alone, I worry about him. HMM weird blog huh? I dont' really knoww hat else to write ecept, being real. Real people are the ones that go farthest in life. uknow this as well as I. Take the time to think baout others ...before its too late and they end up workingon the road, and wil neevr be home:( Shell
Caged
This is the space I am given This is the space that Im allowed And you wonder why it is that I walk around Like a big black looming cloud Caged first by my mind and body And now caged to this lonely room I swear if I dont break free soon Ill be caged in an early tomb Stifled by your intentions, Or your control? I cannot discern Feeding me with your endless advice Bleeding me with your concern I did not ask for your opinions, Your pity, your direction, your strife. I asked only for your understanding In letting me live my own life.
The Dare
The Dare The mysteries of sexual heat burn through me; As I get down on my knees. I know my lover is watching this; as I give the stranger the forbidden kiss. The lovely taste of him inside; pleasures me with great pride. My tongue fervently dancing around the hardened muscle; slowly expiratory I move no need to hustle. The stranger is in paradise; as he moans , grunts, as he pleasurably cries. I feel my lover approach me from behind; gently gliding it in to blow my mind. As the stranger jumps at the vibrations my mouth is giving off; trying hard not to let out a big cough. My lover plunges in steady and fast; bonding the pleasures together making it last. Deeper and deeper I breathe in the stranger; my lover keeping me out of any danger. I buck backward deeper in to him; making sweet love to both of them. Excitement fills the air ; for this started out being a dare. Passion overwhelms us; no one complains or making a fuss. We exp
In Love...
I met someone on here....we fell in love..I'm moving to be with him soon...I'm extremely happy! The end! P.S....Have a great day!
Whats Up
Well I havent written anything in awhile. Maybe thats a good thing or could be bad. Recently I have came down with a severe case of "cant type worth shit". Evidently, this particular virus seems to be spreading to my friends also. Which causes everyone to believe that I'm patient zero.. Now who in thier right mind wants that title. Yes, i'll admit I am a notrious typer and speller for that matter. Im tired of giving the same old lame excues about keyboard, or lying on son, saying he was disturbing me. Really, lets face it, I suck at typing and spelling. Now heres the really quirky thing though, it has all the docs baffled. When Im typing in blog, my mistakes go down about eighty percent, and check this out my speed increases. So go figure. Now if only I had something worth talking about. I dont so if you are reading this expecting something. lmaoooooo sorry. No pearls of wisdom or righteous indignation this morning. Just a middle aged man, who's trying desperately to keep his shit
D.j
D.J I got half-sister by the name of D.J, who is whore since way back. She sucks and fucks since the day she was thirteen. How I am glad I am not like her? Hey I got half-sister that married a fucked up dope head, which they had two girls. Divorce now, but how they screwed their two daughters up royally. One has got two kids and the other one died in car crash skipping out her father beat up old trailer. DagHate this half-sister, she party hardy the day her daughter died. She wasnt crying any blues over her daughters death. Crying painful blues she had to give up the pipe. I got half-sister got pregnant with another man. Baby number three for her. Dag once her lifetime, she is finally straight as fiddle. I got half-sister uglier than bulldog ass from the crack she smokes up. But she thinks, she all that and a bag chips. Skinner as dead dog or road killer she is now. Oh hell, she went had two more girls. Like bad seed spiting out children for someone to care
What Have I... X
The bitter taste of grapefruit, when all I really wanted was a peach. A chorus of electronics. Humming softly, pulsing, regulating the moment I am to hear that it's over. I just don't love you anymore. There's someone else. The dog ate my phone. A mr. spell is the harbringer of my downfall. I just don't feel it anymore. There's too much going on. A dark room, exploding in psychodelic sorrowful light. Blues and electric yellows, spiraling orange, signifying nothing but the beat of a tune. An ambience I can no longer feel. The rhythm whispers to me. Right next to the tiny hairs on my ear. Cold. It's always so cold here... and so empty. Like so many liquor bottles left in the vanishing snow. I don't know. I don't know what went wrong. What I did wrong. What's wrong with me. I just know somehow it's my fault. I left the oven on too long. I bumped the soufle'. I payed for the abortion. I skipped on the bill. I got the wrong kind of grapefruit juice. W
Read This
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh realy? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so what did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes girl- ok good boy- yeah girl- hey i have a question...... boy- ok, ask away girl-........how much do u love me? boy- u kno i love u more than anything girl- yeah..... boy- y did u ask? girl-................>silencesounding worried< is there something wrong?? girl- no, everythings fine...... boy- are u sure? girl- yeah. boy- ok.......i hope so. girl- ..............would u die for me? boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun girl- realy? boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong??? girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine. boy-
I Told You I Look Good In A Pink Name
So I kinda whored myself out after being away for 3+ months (shush!) and I had put "I look good in a pink name" as my status. And this wonderful man just bought me one!! :D YAY! Thank you very much. Go give him some love. DAMIAN@ fubar
My Mommy
Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today, My tummy hurts and I fell down, I need her right away. Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book? Is Heaven in the yellow part, I don't know where to look. I think my daddy needs her too, at night I hear him cry. I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why. Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me. Is Heaven very far away, is it across the sea? She's been gone a long, long time she needs to come home now. I really need to reach her, but I simply don't know how. Help me find the number please, is it listed under "Heaven"? I can't read these big big words, I am only seven. I'm sorry operator, I didn't mean to make you cry. Is your tummy hurting too, or is there something in your eye? If I call my church maybe they will know. Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go. I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall. Thank you operator, I'll give them a call.
So True
Wishing
Wishing Sitting here waiting, for time to pass by. Wishing for the hours to pass me by. Sitting here being so bored today. Wishing that today would leave my side. Sitting here wishing if my work was already done. Sitting here wishing for no more complaints. Sitting here, sitting here, wishing for all the wrong things. Not thinking my life is passing me by. Now, I am sitting here, breathing so faint. Wishing that I had a second chance to relive. But there is no now, yesterday, or even a tommorrow. But I still, with my eyes closed. Wish for what might have been. If I just didn't wish my life away. Now Its THE END! Copyright 2008 Angela Nonexistant Evens
My Dinner At Chi Chi's
A blog that a friend posted asking if you were approached on the street while walking leashed how would you reply if some ask you about it inspired me to share this experience. Some years ago with my first 24/7 girl I had a wonderful collared girl that completed us and as often as possible we would get together. On the day of her collaring we were all proud and happy and decided to go out and celebrate. I have always required my real life girl to wear a real collar with my tag attached. They were both blondes, my 24/7 had very long hair and the new collar had quite short hair so hers stood out quite a lot. We go in and set down at a table and get ready to think on ordering something. Well I happened to notice we had captured a few people's attention and I didn't mind as I was proud to have them looked upon, was a happy day. Well, the longer we are the there the more people are looking. It was not rush, was like 3-4 in the afternoon so was maybe 10 people there but they all was
Where I Have Been...
I've been in the hospital 4 times in the last 2 weeks and one time was for brain surgery that didn't answer any of the questions we were hoping to answer. I'm starting to feel very defeated and kind of doomed that this is going to be a life long kind of thing and fated to end up blind as well. If you knew half the crap thats gone on in the last month, you would absolutely cry but my heart keeps beating and I smile at least once a day to make sure that my face remembers how. Then after it all, my doctor doesn't know what to do after 2 years of doing everything and anything, nothings improved. Kind of sucks when your doctor throws his hands up in utter defeat and says he feels he will be wasting your time to continue being your doctor cuz he hasn't a clue what to do to help and hopes maybe another doctor with a fresh perspective could help if at the least, be able to hook me up with a specialist who can actually help for sure. UGH... didn't mean to write a book but this is my life
But On The Othere Hand
Last night as i slept on the couch. I was awoke by a set of lips on mine..so soft and warm..i kissed them back and said i love you..It was like a dream..and then the lips were gone..i yelled out the name of my girl friend..with no responce back?????? The next morning i woke up to the smell of duncan donuts coffee.. I went to the kitchen and pored me a cup...and turned around to see my wife staring at me with love in her eyes.. So i stopped and thought to myself ,was the kiss a dream of my girlfriend or was it my wife of 16 years trying to make up for our last huge fight?? We talked for about an hour or two..without yelling.. And she said..she dident mind who i chat with or what i say to them..as long as she has my physical love. I feel like im on a roller coaster ride..One minute she demands i leave..and the next she begs me to stay .......... clueless
And I Thought *i* Had Self-esteem Problems...
Hmm... So, as February closed, a certain someone told me in no uncertain terms that I should stop pursuing her affections. So, I stopped. I ceased all contact with her. She has been showing up in my "Who Viewed Me" tab every other day since then. Each time she shows up, she has her status message set to indicate how much she loves her new boyfriend, and most recently, has her primary pic set to a salute photo where she shouts him out. At first, I thought about blocking her. Yeah, in the first day or two it stung looking at anything that had to do with her: blasts, the occasional Support Lounge visit, her just being online (she's still in my Family list; I can't be arsed to remove her). She could be rubbing it in my face, or she could be doing this completely innocently (*coughbullshitcough*). Then, I realized... I'd be letting the terrorists win if I reacted at all. People do silly things like "passive harassment" when they want to show they can still push buttons a
The Two Wolves
Uss New York
USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center . It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against ter rorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there." Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. They can't kee p us down. We're going to be back." The ship's motto? "Never Forget" Please keep
Life In General
Sometimes I get ahead of myself,but that is cause I get so excited about something and don't sit back and just take it all in and then analyze everything in a whole. I do miss some things in my life; such as a relationship - it's hard not to think about it at times when you meet someone. You always wonder; WHAT IF. As I said earlier, I learned a valuable lesson earlier an yeah it may have caused me to lose something,but then again,it's something that I learned from one of my mistakes. I'm sorry, if this bores you, but I have to get this outta my head while I am thinking about it. another entry into my online journal
Hidden Heart
HIDDEN HEART From the first day we held hands, to the last day we said goodbye, i'll never forget those momets, i'll never forget those times. No matter how bad you hurt me, I stood by you, no matter how much you lied, I said they were the truth. I wish I never knew you, I wish all what happened wasn't true. But it is and i did. Sometimes I think what life would be like, if I had my whole heart, if i never told you how much i cared. it's hard to imagane, how simple my life was before, knowing you.
Alcohol Quotes
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Mitch Hedberg Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Mega Jones The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! Danny Jansen Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. Anonymous There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. Terry Pratchett Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. Paul McCartney It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. W.C. Fields Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts. Steve Fergo
A Gothic Romance By Cradle Of Filth
Evening minuetto in a castle by the sea A jewel more radiant than the moon Lowered her mask to me The sublimest creature the gods, full of fire, Would marvel at making their Queen Infusing the air with her fragrant desire And my heart reeled with grave poetry.... From grace I fell in love with her Scent and feline lure And jade woodland eyes that ushered in the inpurest "Erotic laden fantasies amid this warm autumn night She lulled me away from the rich masquerade And together we clung in the bloodletting moonlight." Pearled luna, what spell didst thou cast on me? Her icy kiss fervored my neck Like whispering waves 'pon Acheron's beach In a whirl of sweet voices and statues That phantomed the dyng trees This debauched seductress in black, took me.... In the paled azured dawn llike Legeia reborn I tore free of my sleep-sepulchre On the sea misted lawn wherestone figures, forlorn, Lamented the spectre of her Bewildered and weak, yet with passion replete I hun
Found An Awesome Lounge To Belong To
Funny after working in and belonging to Naughty N Nice lounge and getting alot of my friend`s to join it so we could talk they banned me 4 NO Reason so i found a new home its awesome and fun and has good jams so y not Join me there and have fun ---it is called - Naughty Desires...... So come on in and let`s talk and have fun like we use to ..
To All My Friends!!!
You know they say A Yellow rose symbolizes friendship. A dozen roses symbolizes the "dozen ways I care about you" Two Dozen Roses: stands for the 24 hours in a day and tells that "you think about them every hour". Four Dozen Roses: mean unchanging and unconditional love. If I could I would give all my friends 365 Yellow roses to let them know that I think and care about them everyday of the year. I wouldnt be where I am without these special people here on Fubar. They have been there for me when I needed a shoulder, when I needed a laugh, when I needed help.....they have been here for me thru thick and thin. There is nothing I can do to repay them for all the laughs, tears and fun we have had. If you want to meet some of the greatest people are here on fubar just check out my friends. I couldnt ask for better friends..I have definately been blessed! I want to name them here but I would be to afraid that I would miss someone. But I do want to take the t
Quotes To Live By....
Ann Landers: If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold you head high, look it squarely in eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.' Robert Collier: Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal. Chuck Palahniuk: The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. stone crumbles. wood rots. people, well, they die. but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.
Link To Auction
Okay guys here is the link to my new auction on my fu wifeys page plaease show her some love and bid on this sexy dirty bitch MWAHHHHHHHHHHH!href="http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=981568&i=2708205750" target=_blank>
Wtf???
I have a pic that says "If you don't support Autism get the hell off my page" and I had it in my default album. Well someone went and reported it as NSFW and it got flagged. I had to move it to another album and mark it NSFW. Seriously, what the hell??? I don't expect everyone to support Autism, it's just something that's important to me because my sister's 2 daughters are Autistic. If you don't support Autism that's fine, but having the pic flagged as NSFW is kind of like saying fuck Autism. I'm sorry but I find it childish if someone considers that pic to be offensive. Autism Awareness is a big issue and supporting it is a great cause. It's something we really need to find a cure for. Btw....if anyone's interested in making a donation please contact agem4life, she teaches Autistic children and when you make a donation she makes you a cool pic about supporting Autism Awareness.
Interesting Letter
I ran into this beautiful lady's letter and wanted to share it with you, vpmm of cpl morales We stood proud in Brooksville today! March 19, 2008. Today I kept the peace - I wanted to say stuff - but I promised Dee Mills Gold Star mom that I would stand Silent to honour our troops. Code pink and the rest of the Crazies hit our little town of Brooksville today. A few of us moms stood out there with our Support the Troops banners. We were not protesting them; we were not supporting the war, or protesting against it. We were there, with our heads held proud as mothers of United States of America Service Men and Women. We prayed in the parking lot for guidance. I did not go as a Blue Star Representative. I left that shirt at home. I did wear my Army Mom T-Shirt, and my sons "corpsman Doc hat from the Marines" and another pin that said my son is in the Navy. I handed out Army Strong pins to anyone in the group that had an Army member. We marched forward. Just a little
Thunders 2
ROLLING THUNDER IS HAVING HIS GRAND OPENING SATURDAY MARCH 22ND THUNDERS PLAYGROUND COME JOIN US WE WILL BE BROADCASTING LIVE DJS ALL DAY Click The Picture Below (repost of original by '*Lilly Anna* ~Promoter @ Angelic Dreams~' on '2008-03-22 10:45:29') (repost of original by 'Taintedrage~ Priestess~ RL Wife& Fu Wife to Rolling Thunder' on '2008-03-22 11:42:21') (repost of original by 'DJ Love' on '2008-03-22 12:01:03') (repost of original by 'Taintedrage~ Priestess~ RL Wife& Fu Wife to Rolling Thunder' on '2008-03-22 12:09:55')
Own Me Look Inside
http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2911513543%3c/a>
An Addition To Last Blog
someone just notified me that the link i sent did not work. the guy's nae is "Suave Da Great" and he's in my friend list as well as my fans off list. all you have to do is F/A/R him and then click on his million dollor contest folder. thanks to all that can help.
If You Love Me...do This
katiescarlett invites you to SocialVibe
Why Are People Such Assholes??
Ok..I wanna know why people have to sit there and make up shit about me, when they don't know shit about me. Honestly...its like ok...GET A FUCKING LIFE!! Stop trying to make me out to be the bad guy when your the one that is fucked up in the head and a loser. Your the one who sleeps around with nasty easy women. and your going to sit there and talk shit on me...I dare anyone to fuck with me. I will make your life a living hell. So grow the hell up and stay out of my life and leave me alone! You know who you are too. You think you know, but you have no idea... Just venting...sorry to sound mean.
Thee Bachalor
THEE SXY GREYEYE BANDIT@ fubar
My Evil %
You Are 82% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Native Signs
An eagle soars on open wings Silent circles in the air A wolf howls in the night Echoing sounds we all share A bear roars a warning loud Little ones frolic close by Buffalo in a herd now run Dust rising under the clear sky A turtle swims in water clear Silently I watch it move along I sit and remember all these signs Signs of a heritage to which I belong I let my mind soar freely Like the eagle that was above I speak forcefully like the wolf Never in anger but always in love I warn others when in danger I feel Like the bear my feelings I now show I move freely in this world each day Like the buffalo I am free to go Slowly I travel along lifes road Like the turtle I make my way I thank each for strengths they give me Ones I use each and every day Tall Mountain Dreamer
How To
Does anybody know how to do a morph???? I would like to do one but lack the knowledge. If anyone could help me with this It would be appreciated. Thanks
Join The Short Bus
> > > > DA HOW+ βU2 ЯEW > > > > Want ﻛ make a lo+ of gweat fЯiends? > Jump on board da show+ bus!!!! > > How ﻛ join! > ﮟ must fan, add, and Яate all Яydrs > In fЯiends Яequest put joynin the show+ bus > If alЯeady fЯiends, leave them a shor+ bus pЯofile comi+ > After ﮟ have added every 1 you must add > MoTsBc to youЯ name > Яepost da Showt Bus CЯew Bully > Clik bus bulleten > > > Have fun!!!! > Please send Dj Alien83d a message after ﮟ have joyned > If ﮟ dont follow the Яuls ﮟ will β Яejected fЯom ﮟЯ seat. > > > Head Master Tard and Driver: > Dj ShadowDragon > > Co-Head Master Tard: > Bran Muffin > > > Master Tard: > DjAlien83d@BM >
The Perverts - Updated: 3/19/09
*Note* This will be updated whenever I get a shout that I feel belongs in here. April 14th 2008: pokeraces6944: lookin fuckable April 16th 2008: This was in a friend request but I figured I'd throw it in here. "Very H O T - H O T - H O T !!!! You deserve a GOOD L I C K I N ' !!!!" April 19th 2008: julius: baby do you want web cam sex? firebase99: your tits are....AMAZING! April 21st 2008: one night ...: but look at my sn lol ->one night ...: i'm a fun girl if you take the time to get to know me one night ...: cause im a fun guy lol ->one night ...: whys that? matt208~en...: so where are ur sexy nude pics? id pay to see u naked lol April 24th 2008: SATANSSEED: SWEET FUCKING TITS kalimac: i unlocked my nsfw for u if u like to see This was in my private messages today: "wats up can i lick ur pretty pussy" April 29th 2008: pokeraces6944: suck me off April 30th 2008: QCNative: I'm always up for some online fun with a cutie like you!!! QCNative: T
Come Hang With Us Tonight!!!! In Reading Pa
YOU DONT WANT TO MISS THIS!!!! Come out and party with the girls from the Twilight Temptressez! Drink, dance, and hang out with us Saturday night! Make sure you wear your pink, black or something with skulls on it to show your support for the Temptressez! We will be taking fan pics by Underground Zero Photography ~ so get your smiles ready because this is goin' to be a fun - big - crazy night! XOXO ~The Temptressez~ HERE ARE YOUR DJS FOR THE NIGHT...SUPER HOT LINEUP!! -DJ MAXX DA MONEY - THE NAME FITS!!! THE ORIGINATOR DJ WHEEZY - THE KID FROM WYOMISSING...JUST SICK!! -DJ G VANDAM - ONE OF ALLENTOWN'S HOTTEST, MOST FOLLOWED DJS -DJ GREEK!- "THE LADIES MAN", "THE SHOWMAN", "MR TALENT" -DJ KID KARISMA - WORKING THE MC THIS WEEK, RUNNING THE KARISMA CAM!! BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!! EACH DJ INVASION GETS MORE AND MORE PACKED!! THESE DJ INVASIONS ARE PACKED WITH A FUN, CLEAN, CROWD!!!!! THE BIGGEST DJ EVENT EVER TO HIT BERKS COUNTY - 4 OF THE AREAS HOTTEST DJS SPI
My First Auction !!!!
MY FIRST AUCTION AND NEED FOR SOMEONE TO BE IN MY SACRIDDREAMS FOR A MONTH BID ON ME! Water Effect by Crazyprofile.com HERE IS A SAMPLE OF WHAT TO SEE CLICK ON MY PIC AND DREAM COME TRUE HOSTED BY THE ONE AND ONLY BIG POPPA BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs ClUb i DoNt ChAsE ThEmE IrEpLaCe ThEmE So GeT In WhErE Y@ fubar (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE FREE STYLE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~' on '2008-04-20 15:14:53')
Horrible Weekend
What a weekend. I could use some help. Saturday night i went to the restroom, went to get up and i blacked out and collapsed. I hit my head on what i still havent figured out. I was unconcious for a short time, and when I woke up I couldn't get up and all I saw was blood. So I called my wife into help me up. After she got me up we went to the er and te put 8 staples in my head. I also hurt my shoulder when I fell. So for the help. Does any one know a reason that would cause me to blackout. I know it wasn't my blood suger they tested that and it was purfect.
You Know When Your Old
1. You and your teeth don't sleep together. 2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any. 3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal. 4. Your back goes out but you stay home. 5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture. 6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch. 7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. 8. When happy hour is a nap. 9. When you're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does. 10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to You, and you always hated it. 11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age. 12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there. 13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. 14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. 15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining las
Dfkasdjfadfa Life
Well who knows, is life what I wanted it to be? I was going to be married soon, I was living my dreams to the fullest. He cheated on me. He left me to feel like I'm a piece of shit. Now I'M HERE TO PICK UP MY OWN PIECES. I dont need a man to complete me, I dont want that. But it's still hard, I see pictures sometimes, and I think what if, what if I had done something better, what if we could have made it work. Oh well I'm a better person since I left him. Then my bestfriend asked me out, I had said no...but was jealous when he started dating someone else, that's my fault for being the way that I was. I don't think i'm ready for anything else anyway. Through the tears of heartache more has come into my life. Emilio died this week. I just found out today, I was at work crying, crying over his lost life. He was an amazing person, loved his family more than anything. Life finds ways to mend itself when you think it'll never be fixed again. Everything happens for
Please Help Her Level
BamagalAngie@ fubar
Bullshit
Feel free to add your 2 cents here.. But I have to say I think it is absolute bullshit that the 3 cops who fired 50 shots at Sean Bell and his friends were aquitted of all charges.. Give me a break.. Are U for real.. OK here is the part that pisses me off the most.. 1.. ONE of the officers fired 31 of those shots alone.. He went through 2 clips.. How do U stop and reload your weapon without realizing that there is no hostile gunfire coming at U?? How do U aquit with a fact like that involved in the case.. The jury in this case is obviously a bunch of morons who has never been messed with by cops.. I have had plain clothes NYPD jump out on me without IDing themselves.. I can only image the way that situation really went down.. And those damn cops should all be locked up.. The one who reloaded and fired a full second clip should be going to jail for the rest of his life.. Well I am done enough venting on this but FUCK THE JURY AND THE JUDGE FOR ALLOWING THAT SHIT TO HAPPEN
Life
well haven't been on in a while, life is kinda got me by the tail. Lots going on, most of it is hurry up and wait. Vacation was really good. Been working alot about and have my daughter to take care of too. getting things together to move. waitin on the loan. will try to get back on but not promising when. I miss the lounges and the people... Hope all is doing well
Seven Days A Week
Am working 7 days a week again. The girl we had quit. She has some personal problems as well. First she was $22 short one night and the boss took it out of her pay check, then she claimed that Mary got mad at her for not doing a drop off that was full of poop. None of us did that drop off..Mary gave it back to the customer and told her we could not do it. The day she quit, she left the store unattended to come to my house to tell me and to leave me the keys. I went in and took over her shift and at the end of the day was strangely about $21 short. I took it out of my pocket and told Mary. She also told Al and he gave me back my $21 and said he would take it out of her check. Also she did not clean very well, and did only one drop off a night. If busy, I do an average of 3-4 drop offs a night. Mary does the same during the day. The day she quit, I am assuming she saw what was ahead of her in drop offs and said no way. I just did a drop off from the Eastdale Mall. Table
New Lounge
HEY YALL COME CHECK OUT THE FIREHOUSE NEW LOUNGE RAN BY YOURS TRUELY SAPPER937 http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=57448
Thinking Of Him
Thinking Of Him Every night when I close my eyes, I drift to sweet dreams of you. I imagine the taste of your lips, the feel of your hands in mine, and suddenly I'm strong yet weak from my need for you. And when you hold me close, and look into my eyes as you whisper how much you love me, I'm carried gently to the clouds. Your love makes me feel so alive and proud of the person I am when I'm with you. Yet when the stars fade as dawn breaks, you kiss me goodbye at the door, and I awake needing you even more than I did the day before. I'm missing you badly, and I wish you were here. But though you're far away, in my heart you'll stay. I'll never quit wishing that you were here beside me, but until that day, I've only to dream about you, and I escape to that place in my heart, where we're never apart.
Here You Guys Go Scott Like Me
Scott Maldo : PLEASE Scott Maldo : IT\'S NOT GOOD Scott Maldo : I SHOULD SAVE HIM Kim Smith: YOU STAYED FOR THREE YEARS SCOTT Kim Smith: LOL Kim Smith: COULDNT OF BEEN THAT BAD Kim Smith: AND NOW YOUR ALL PISSED OFF Kim Smith: CUASE I SAID ID RATHER DO HIM TONIGHT THEN YOU Scott Maldo : THREE YEARS OF OLD SAGGY PUSSY Kim Smith: I CANT HELP IT Kim Smith: I NEED MORE THEN ONE BOY TO PLZ ME Kim Smith: YOU BORE ME SO BAD Kim Smith: OMG SO BAD Scott Maldo : YOU NEED PLASTIC SURGERY Kim Smith: GO CRY TO YOUR MOM Kim Smith: OKAY Scott Maldo : YOU ARE ONE OLD BITCH Kim Smith: YA LOOK AT YOU AND LOOK AT ME Kim Smith: YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE Kim Smith: YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY Kim Smith: YOU MADE MY GUY LAUGH BEER THROUGH HIS NOSE Kim Smith: I WONT PUT YOU DONW Kim Smith: DONW Kim Smith: SHIT Kim Smith: DOWN Kim Smith: YOU ARLEADY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE Kim Smith: I LOVE YOU Kim Smith: BUT IM DONE Kim Smith: IM DONE BEING LAST Kim Smith: WHEN OTHERS WILL PUT ME FIRST S
Family 14
Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com
The Good Weather Is Here
Time for the bike LOL. Now the big question is where do I go? I've been to a few places frequently and I think I can leave them for later in the year. Time for pastures new and I think I will have to think of where to go. Trouble is with the price of petrol at the moment it could be an expensive day out.
My Father
Well its been exactly a year come this friday.. it doesnt seem like its been a year since we lost my dad.. buts as they say time waits for no one.. life is slowly returning to some similince of normal.. but i still find myself forgetting hes not around.. looking back in retrospect i spent most of my 20's and 30's working or on the road.. but the last five years or so me and my dad went beyond the father son relationship.. he was my buddy that i could tell anything to... also i made an effort to take the time to go fishing with him and just do "stuff".. it was a bit of change it went from him loking out for me and helping me to me looking oput for him etc.. all i can say in closing the world will never know another man like my dad he was a mix of johnny cash/john wayne/merle haggard ro-lled in one a straight shooter that NEVER held his tounge.. he lived his life by his terms and lived and loved the same wayy well it just seemd like a good day to vent
Lebron James Scolds Mom During Cavs-celtics Game
LeBron James scolds mom during Cavs-Celtics gameBy J.E. SkeetsIn the second quarter of tonight's Cavaliers-Celtics game, LeBron James, on a breakaway dunk, was wrapped up by Paul Pierce. The two players became tangled and stumbled their way under the basket near where LeBron's mother sits. Gloria James, being the firecracker that she is, started yelling at Pierce for the hard foul on her son. Here's the video with LeBron's classic reaction keep an eye on the woman in the white shirt: Yup. That's LeBron telling his mother to "sit your (butt) down!" Happy Day-After Mother's Day, mom!
Pic Requests
okay peeps for the first time ever im takin pics request what do yall what more of A.Default Pics B.Teaser Pics C.Private Pics type the letter of what u wanna see whatever the most popular thats the pics ill take.
My Owner Is A Godfreak/week 2 Continues :d
MY OWNER IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE 1ST GODFREAK I WANT TO THANK ALL WHO BROUGHT IT TO PASS AND YES SHE'S ON FIRE NOT ONLY IS SHE ALL OF THAT BUT SHE IS ALSO A REAL SWEETHEART, AWESOME FRIEND, VERY UNSELFISH AND THE BEST OWNER ONE COULD EVER ASK FOR I JUST WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU FREAK ON MAKING GODFREAK Freak@ fubar THANKS ~GABE~ PWN3D by FREAK@ fubar
Auction Enter/bid Now!!
> AUCTION ENDS TOMORROW (5/29) @ 10pm!! I am not responsible for anyone not paying or fulfilling their offer but I will post anyone who fails to follow through in a blog and bulletin! NO drama will be tolerated!! And I will NOT unblock someone so they can bid been there done that NOT worth it! you can post their bid in their place as long as you include their link! The Girls ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ IRRESISTABLE COMPLCATION _Sweet_Thing_ Mysticfairy Mrs. Bubbles *AngelDawnKris* ~BABS~ vodkagurl
A Thought
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege
Never Forgotten
Sheriff Joe... Worth A Read
Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe! Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay. The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows. The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years ago. He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost us $78. The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.2
Time Runs Reckless
The digital characters on the display only serve but to wear me out Even though I'm here shaking The window is flung open wide; what is it anticipating there? The phone fails to break the silence for me Over and over I imagine hearing the alarm and wake myself up Inconsiderately, morning arrives Time runs reckless As I close the flung open window I peer outside The phone fails to break the silence for me Over and over I nod off and board the ship, plagued by nightmares Without permission the moon grows white Time runs reckless Over and over I imagine hearing the alarm and wake myself up Over and over I nod off and board the ship, plagued by nightmares Over and over the same things go round and round, spinning inside my head Inconsiderately, morning arrives Time runs reckless
Hoping
A sadness fills my heart A loneliness tearing me apart I don't know how I don't know why I long for you I have known you forever But we have never met You are living within my heart A love I will never forget I am in search of you The woman of my dreams I'm waiting for you With your eyes of beautiful blue I awake each day and take care of my self In hopes that you will show I open my door expecting you to be there So that our love will finally grow I explore the night life In hopes of running into you And one day making you my wife You are my happiness You are my dreams The one I've longed to love Each day I pray That god will hear And answer my prayers from above
My Thoughts
ASSURANCE Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you dont fall into the river. The little girl said, No, Dad. You hold my hand. Whats the difference? Asked the puzzled father. Theres a big difference, replied the little girl. If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go. In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours This message is too shortbut carries a lot of Feelings. ......
Salute Photos 05.31.08
HI FRIENDS I JUST UPLOADED SOME PHOTOS FOR SALUTES--I KEPT DOING IT WRONG I GUESS, BUT IM STUCK AT LEVEL 10, SO I HAD TO.
Outta Here!
It's almost Friday & Fla keys here I come!!!!!! just wanted everyone to know I won't be around much for the next 11 days, nothing against U but I am on vacation.....woohoo I will bring my laptop with me & will check in where I can get service, so if ya need to get a hold of me just send me a msg & I will return ur call or msg....My close friends have my yahoo address & u can always call lol Have a great week & I will see U when I get back, Love, "Sunshine" ps... should be back after the 16th
June Giveaway Bulletin- Saturday
I have done an auction, given away FREE99 and now its time for a GIVEAWAY! So me and two of my sexy schmexy friends have decided to spread the luv to all you peeps here on Fubar! This is a most comments giveaway so if you think you hang, this is the right giveaway for you! Prizes will be awarded for most comments, most rates and also reaching a certain amount of comments whether you win a prize or not! NOW THATS HOT! Prizes are the following... First to 25K comments gets choice of 1 month blast or 3 month VIP First to 15K comments gets choice of 1 week blast, 1 month VIP or Ticker Package First 3 to reach 5K comments gets choice of 3 day blast of bling pack Most rates gets 50K fubucks in addition to All particaipants to reach at least 2500 comments gets 15K fubucks in addition to their prizes (if won) Now for the rules.... Contest will start Monday, June 9, 7 a.m. FU-TIME (10 a.m. EST) and will end when number of comments for
Update
Friday, June 6, 2008 What a week I got to start putting weight on the ankle on Monday (Yes I am as slow as a snail...one passed me the other day) Today I walked without the walker, crutches for the first time, still wobbley but doing really good considering
Souther Mandarin Orange Cake
Southern Mandarin Orange Cake 1 - 2 layer package butter cake mix 1/2 to 3/4 cup vegetable oil 4 eggs 1 -11 ounce can mandarin oranges and juice 16 ounces whipped topping 1 6 ounce package vanilla or French vanilla instant pudding mix 1 -20 ounce can crushed pineapple, drained Beat cake mix, oil, eggs and un-drained mandarin oranges in mixer bowl until combined. Spoon into 3 greased and floured 9 inch cake pans or 1 9 x 13 inch pan. Bake at 350F for 20 minutes. Cool for 20 minutes on wire rack. Combine whipped topping, pudding mix and pineapple in bowl; mix well. Spread mixture between layers, sides and on top of cake. Store, covered in refrigerator. Chill overnight to enhance flavor.
Young Ladies I Bought In Auctions
The Lovely Ladies That I Currently Own Mz Belle MZ.BELLE OF FIREY HEART & SOUL FAMILY~~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~Fu Owned by Demented187@ fubar Singlemomnok Singlemomnok~Fu-Owned by I'm Smut Provert ~Fu-Owner of Aksfarmboy, DJ MyLastBreath and 2HottSexy@ fubar Miss Crys Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~Owned By ~RobiSue~69Munch~Lil Slavegrrl~Dizzy~Smutt~Dr. Tre~@ fubar Pezz Pezz*Promoter 4 Diablo's Den@ fubar ~Irish_Chick79~ ~Irish_Chick79~ Fu-Owner of Tomm401 ~ Fu-Owned by Brett and TequilaRose ~@ fubar EasyOnTheEyz EasyOnTheEyz♥2ndAlarmHotties♥AsstChief♥AsstChiefOfPromotions@ fubar sweetmomma sweetmomma_diablo den greeter@ fubar DeDe DeDe~Co~Owner of Excalibur Rawk Radio@ fubar
Week From Hell
It's only Wednesday, and this week already sucks. Work has just been a bitch. Nothing works right, including half of the fucking staff. Point #1: we have what's called verification scales. When we are filling a prescription, we first scan the label of the script we're filling, then scan the barcode on the bottle to verify we have the right drug. There are 2 of these handy little devices for speedy filling...but only one of them works. Point #2: No incoming faxes, which makes for really pissy customers and even pissier doctors. Point #3: No air conditioning. It's 90 fucking degrees outside, and the a/c in the pharmacy dies. So we have a box fan to circulate hot air around. Oooh...aaaah. Point #4: My doctors' office has moved, but not to where they claim to be. Now I try to keep my visits to a minimum, mainly just to review my lab work I have to have done 3 to 4 times a year. I wake up yesterday with a sore throat, no biggie. Today it's a MAJOR sore throat with a
Just Some Quotes I Like
Behind every beautiful person there is some kind of pain. You're so guilty it's disgusting, he's been sneakin' underneath your sheets & your hands have been in places that they probably shouldn't go, but don't worry sweetie, 'cause I already know. The reason we close our eyes when we dream, kiss and cry is because the most important things in life are not seen with our eyes, but felt with our hearts. No matter what I'll make it and if I'm not happy, I'll fake it. Cause I've been through back stabs, scumbags and lies. I got a whole list of people I despise so if you got my trust don't lose it and if you got my love don't abuse it. Just cause I'm a flirt doesn't mean I'm a hoe. Unlike most girls, I know how to say NO! My attitude can change in a minute flat. Go from (sweet) like this, to [rude] like that. You always said it was your way or the highway. So, I'm shiftin my life into drive... kissin the past goodbye... I don't know what your problem is but I b
My Friend Randy Rules At Life.
He posted this blog on myspace. I think it is of the utmost importance for the world to see... While at work today I was reminded as I am daily that most people are oxygen thieves and should be removed from the earth. I don't know how someone who has no drive or sense of purpose can justify their existence. Some people are just too damn stupid to understand simple things. They think that things like jobs much like an infectious disease. What would fix most of these problems is a highly trained, highly motivated squad of ninja attack monkeys. Ninja attack monkeys may seem a little strange but hear me out on the history of the ninja attack monkey. In the late 1700's the a traveling monk named shiatte pannts brought to a Japaneese warlord the concept of the attack monkey. The Japaneese warlord Ilike Horros sent the specially selected monkeys to the Koga mountians to train with an ninja master in the art of hine-ken which is roughly translated to " the way of deadly flinging of poo".
Music Player (08)
Ty Andi
Come on Ya'll! She's got less than 5000 to go! Come bomb! (repost of original by 'Miss Andi Owned by ღHotgreeneyed8ngelღ' on '2008-06-13 21:09:46')
Excito Diabolus
Excito Diabolus
Fubar Fam
Fubar fam i dont like Fubar fam i dislike Fubar acting like lil kids Well fubar fam yall can be you Because Big P dont want to be apart of you If yall want to be a crew Well yall can be that without you know who I dont have time for this shit So if you got beef with me about what iam sayin Then come tell me Because Big P is always going to be me Ya feel me
Tuesday
Wishing everyone a great Tuesday..and just letting everyone know. I will not be rating everyone like I use to. Seems I rate a bunch..but never get it in return..the favor. I do not mind doing it..but when i do not get a thank you or anything..just gets old. So do not shout at me..etc.. asking for my help unless you plan on returning the love..or even saying thank you!
Making Up New Words
If a plane slides on a wet runway, is it considered hydro-car-ing?
Poem Click To Go Further
Want one? Go to geocities.com/testiflash - Love! Want one? Go to geocities.com/testiflash - Love!
The Devil's Mistress
The Devil's Mistress by LateNiteFantasy Pleasure's Weak And mercy's mild You will not be Reconciled Bright red bloodstains on the bed Your love's sweet purity now is dead. Your dreams run screaming For words not said Visions of lust within your head Break the chains - Throw wide the door Will you see what is in store? Tears fall bravely from your eyes Useless falls your disguise As you beg to see no more A primal growl - His lusty roar Your dreams run trampled by fate's cruel feet Your screams are oh so sweet.. As his hardened flesh rose to you Light faded in your eyes; Darkness grew The darkness spreads through your soul - Even now it takes hold As him you beg to meet - Your pleas are oh so bold Soft rose lips part to beg of him, How sweet. Your body ached, as hard and wet did meet. He plunged home A echoing groan Pain searing through your heat Him inside you - Now you are complete Still you ached for release As he thrusted, Lust with no
Thanks Gunner Aka Sweet Daddy...i Love It!
s
The Listener
i try to be nice i try to not yell i try to be a good friend i try to help everyone out if i can i have a kind heart i am a good person or so i have been told yet there are times when i want to say fuck it all i don't want to be nice i am tried of getting shoved around i want to just be mean to everyone i come across i don't want to be so nice i tend to get hurt i don't like to get hurt i am just tired of being the nice girl that everyone takes for granted i have my own needs i have my own fears i don't know what to do all the time but it doesn't matter i can't change who i am i am the listener the one who helps everyone even i can't help myself sometimes
Almost Lover?
Music Video: Almost Lover by (A Fine Frenzy) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone
Rating My Stuff
Okay... If you`re gonna rate any of my stuff please do it durin Happy Hour...I will do yours on Happy Hour too... If you rate my stuff when it`s NOT Happy Hour then that is when I will do yours!
Porn Of Your Life
The porno of Fiyero's life will be called ... "Girls gone wild Vegas style" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com
I Got Tagged, Whos Next?!?
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate feet, even my own. 2. I get pedicures done whenever I return from Iraq or field training exercises. 3. I will only wear a pair of socks twice before I throw them away and get new ones. 4. I have to have music playing all the time, no matter what Im doing. 5. I listen to classical music. 6. I have an obsession with upgrading my stereos, and am only happy with them for very short periods before I need new stuff. 7. I like cats more than I like people. 8. I color coordinate my smells. 9. I used to play Warhammer 40,000 when it was a board game. 10. I am very nostolgic and have "momentos" store
My Love
My heart in reverance turns to You, my Love. It is grace, it is You who rules in the night. It is praise, it is You whose hands set the moon alight. And You alone, whose thoughts are shown... Controling my heart, above me with all Your might. I raptly gaze and love You... I feel the guiding power, You express. It is desire, it is You, who sets every star. It is beauty, it is You, whose hands hold my heart. My love on high to only You, I cry. You, the One, I shall bow before. You, my Love.
This Might Make You Laugh........lmao
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home." One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late. "Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks. "I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
Friendship
Friendship. 1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words so you can understand. 7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off and then laugh at your dumb butt. 9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND! Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but onl
Leave Your Midget On This Blog!!
GO AHEAD, LEAVE UR MIDGET AS A COMMENT AND GET POINTS. :-D
Midget
Anniversary
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Will Rate For Fubucks
As some of my close friends know I am saving for spotlight. I havent been out begging for them been working my tale off to get them and yes i have had some donated to me (thank you so much the ones that have). So this is what i am going to ask of everyone else if you want rates (which will help your points) PAY ME FUBUCKS and I will rate your pics. I am still not going to beg but would like some help to get the spotlight. Also if you want a bulletin made for the people who dont know how to make them I will make them for $25,000. If you want me to rate your pics for fubucks or make a bulletin send me a private email please Thanks Guys Liberated Spice
Your Drug Of Choice
Sex always sells. Death is a thrill. Imitate my lack of patience. How much we pay to be Taylor made. Fashions fade the trends will change. Now what is your drug of choice. Pick your poison and enjoy. Now what is your drug of choice. Pick your poison and enjoy. Disasterpation the thrill of a nation. Temptation is for sale. Disasterpation the death of a nation. Money collect yourself. Reality scripted TV. Chasseing fifteen minutes of fame. Fight over fuel. Violence in school. The youth our eye's confused as I am. Now what is your drug of choice. Pick your poison and enjoy. Now what is your drug of choice. Pick your poison and enjoy. Disasterpation the thrill of a nation. Temptation is for sale. Disasterpation the death of a nation. Money collect yourself. We're so. Weak for. Blaming persuastion. Now the. Lifes based. On imitation. On imitation. On imitation. So what is your drug of choice. Pick your poison and enjoy. Disasterpation the
Get Some Bling Now!
LEAVE 500 COMMENTS IN THE GIVEAWAY BELOW AND ILL SEND YA A 3 CREDIT BLING DURING HAPPY HOUR...TYVM IN ADVANCE OR 150 COMMENTS GETS YA A NSFW SALUTE!!! TYVM BIBABYGIRL ( REPOSTS ARE WONERFUL!!!) BiBabyGirl ~KICK A$$ FAMILY OWNER~ Lollipop GUrlz Club@ fubar (repost of original by 'BiBabyGirl ~KICK A$$ FAMILY OWNER~ Lollipop GUrlz Club' on '2008-07-17 11:33:51')
19k To Level A Great Friend!!
Boopmebaby needs 19K to level...Can you help? **boopmebaby**~~ {{{Omega Bombers}}}~~@}--- ---{@ {{Fu Angel}} @}---@ fubar
"anonymous Gifts" Please Read
I send them at times...just to cheer someone up..but that ends today. I will no longer send anything anonymously. I received a most heinous message inside an anonymous gift..and I have deleted it as whoever sent it is a coward and not worthy of the time wasted to read his/her malicious drivel. I won't tell you what it said. Just know it was not acceptable for any reason. I will not accept anonymous gifts now. I will simply delete without reading the message inside. So hopefully it wasn't something kind. thats all!
Want To Talk About It
Do you really want to talk about it, What more could ever be said, There is nothing left to save here, You cannot reanimate the dead, We could run through all the clichs, Mix up colorful metaphors, You can drag out the usual soliloquies Of the same stale insincere apologies ; There is nothing you could say That would change my mind, No way to explain away the truth I struck myself blind to deny, All the lies you could color With the brushstroke of a smile, How you would cry to me While you brutally cut me Looking right into my eyes ; It was unforgivable, All the pain and misdirection While you formulated your plans, Just a link in your chain of deception, Always distracted by your slight of hand, You are unforgivable, All those promises that bore no reflection In an empty void where your soul had been, A transparent hoax needs no discretion, When the heart of a fool bleeds so obvious, I opened the door and you walked right in It was unforgivable ;
Help Me
Come help out She needs 25k comments to get her 3 month VIP! She doesn't have a lot of fu bucks to pay people but, she is offering this. 200 comments= SFW Salute 300 comments= Custome graphic (see stash for examples of work) 400 comments= SFW Salute & Graphic 600 comments= NSFW Salute (repost of original by 'Nyha *Big Papi's OFFICIAL stalker*' on '2008-07-23 22:37:19')
Have A Voice
i copied this from a friend.... read this carefully and hopefully one day we will have a man in office with balls to carry it out!! 'We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.' ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that
Lost My Phone
yea so i went to see the dark night sat and my friend dropped me off at home. i got home came inside thought my phone was in my purse then come to find out it was not in there and the next day my friend called my roommates phone off my phone so i know he has it but i cant get it cuz he dont have any gas to come see me and bring me my phone so i am goin nutz with out my phone right now it freakin sux major mokey balls lol
This Saturday You Really Need To Tune In
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 8.2.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Saturday shows feature interviews! Tonight we will be interviewing... Lady Misty for a fun Millennium Omega segment covering some controversial info regarding former astronaut Ed Mitchell, an awesome interview between Alex Jones and Dean Haglund of The Lone Gunmen A
My Happy Hour
Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. You collected 413,036 bonus points as Happy Hour sponsor. Cheers! 215 members leveled up during your happy hour: There were so many people, I can't even begin to name them all, but just know I ♥ you guys for all the help! Thank you Ernie for the HH, I actually got close to 800,000 points when you include all the rates and comments and stuff to my page. You guys rock, and I ♥ all of my friends:)
Fu Angel Auction
I'm in the Fu~angel Auction... It ends on my Birthday... August 18 Come place your bids...
Im Still Here
don't forget about me ladies, i'm still here, had to pull pics for a while because a neighbor is being a dick... i'll be back soon with new pics...
Winners
The winers are Dj Ausie won the 5 credit Bling with 84 Rates The Bad Wolfy Won the 5 Credit Bling With 74 Rates Hypnotic Starr wins the 5 credit Bling with 72 credits Here is the specific rules i put up! Most Rates over 200 get a Jet bling Most rates from 100 to 200 Get a 5 Bling Credit Of there choice Most Rates from 0-100 get a 1 Credit Bling of there choice I did reduce the price because none got to 100 rates so please tell me wish bling you want love, Bad Kitty
Update On Eugene & Lady Voctoria
Heya All, I am still working on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. They are supposed to have us wireless in the Apts here next week, so will be back online again, but want to give a shout and and Update. Victoria has been staying at Camp Sister Spirit which is about 2 hours north of here for the past couple of weeks. She has been helping out at the camp (translate to working her ASS off!!!) and we.ve been able to see each other on the week ends. She will back home in Florida Next week. Anyways, We both hope this finds everyone in good spirits, health, and wealth adn know we Mis Hanging here with Ya. LUV YA, Eugene & Lady Victoria P.S. If You are on Lay Vic's list, please pass this on. Thanks.
I Am Riding The Magic Bus
Come on everyone and ride the Magic bus with me and my friends, This is the summertime run, so it will be fun fun fun, Make new friends, get Comments Rates, Fanned, and lots of love.
Humm, Get Payed To Help
Ok its right. I been gone for a while and now im back. Only thing is, i miss rating ya the 11's..Well want those 11's to come back to you? well then i could use a little help. Click the picture below and leave some comments. Here is a few deals.. Those that leave 100 comments, and they must be numbered, will receive 25k fubucks from me, as well as a full days worth of 11's that is 100 11's in one day. Also, if someone will sticky this im gonna give them 50k fubucks, and they get 2 days worth of 11's If you leave 500 comments, then you will get 5 days worth of 11's.. So please come and show some love..And please remember to rate the pic even. thanks bonnie The Fallowing Get 1 Day's worth of 11's Lucky to have Nola!@ fubar ʣIGHT/ ǺWR@THR MFRT&MRR TRY@ fubar ~I ~F W ߥ ߥ-@ fubar DJ Munchies_.**R/L and FU-Hubby to ~Meagan~**FU-Owned by ღKissMeMtღ**@ fubar
I've Been Very Bad
Come Join the Spank Me Daddy Party!!! I Want My Spankings Now!!!!!! Ive Been Very Bad!!!!!!!!
~ Take A Ride With The Beatles! ~
Let's Ride with the Beatles! The Hostess: Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Cpt@ fubar The Enforcer: Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar Da Pimp: ^sin^ Fu wife 2 sultry?Fu slave to easye02476,sexysavior & navynick@ fubar What you have to do is really easy, FIRST rate these three tags and 50 pictures, start with this picture: SECOND, rate, fan, and add all on this bulletin/blog. If they are already your friend, rerate if necessary and leave the comment "Riding with the Beatles". Be sure to add the above three as well as the below riders. Those of you receiving friend requests, you MUST fan and rate and not just accept the friend request. THIRD, when you're done, let me (Tulsa's Angel) know and I will get you added. Riders: (wife is running my page for me)@ fubar
The Reason...
Maxx's New Titles
CHECK OUT ALL MY NEW TITLES ON MY PROFILE.THANX. MAXX
Passionman71....he'sawesome!!!!
AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!! Let me introduce you to my Fu-Owner, Passionman71. He is one of the friendliest men on Fubar and one of the best friends I have here. He knows what being a TRUE friend is all about. Passionman71 goes out of his way to take care of his friends. He's there for them to help them level or to just be a friend to talk to when you need him and never ask for anything in return. I can't think of a better friend to have!!! Please take a minute of your time and stop by his page to fan, add and rate him. I can promise you that you won't regret it one bit. He returns all love shown to him. ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~ Proudly owned by~ Scarlett{Shadow Leveler}~@ fubar This pimp out brought to you by: Happy Country Girl {{Shadow Leveler}} {{Fu-Owned by Passionman71}}@ fubar
Becoming Godmother!
A HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Thank you to all who have helped me make it to godmother! Special Thank you to my friend Vern..known as Lonewolf...and Also special Thank you to Club United! You all rock! Lots of hugsssss coming your way! Also, wanted to let everyone know..I will be gone next 2 to 3 days..camping. Its our before school mini vacation!
Heavenly Matrimony?
HEAVENLY MATRIMONY? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." a young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Hehe
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me. ' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear.... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. ' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
Random Thoughts Of A Girl!
do you ever regret something you did in your past? Do you every miss that certain someone? That someone who you thought would never change your life but a couple years down the line you wonder what if? You never thought of that person til now. You have dreams of them and you cannot figure out why? Pretty much the person you regret losing....The person you totally screwed up with by saying "it's over" and never looking back? Wishing you had one more chance to make everything ok...Just to talk to that person or hearing their voice...The person you were so use to talk too every single day...Reading the emails they sent you over and over again and just crying...That person you'd give anything for just to talk to em..to hear their voice, their laugh, to hear them say i love you just one more time. I don't regret alot of things but this is one of them. I can't get him out of my head. No matter what i do. I even dream about him. For about a straight week now. For what reason? I have no idea.
Practice Compassion
Well another day has risen from the ashes of the last. I ask myself what have i learned? About myself, about life, about others. I believe the purpose of our lives is to seek happiness. It can be very hard because many people do not know what makes them truly happy. it is something you must find for yourself. I know what makes me happy. I am fortunate in this. I realized long ago what i wanted and what really gave me true happiness. but there are still days when things are not all sunshine and a bag of skittles. Especially when there are other people involved. I read something by His Holiness the Dalai Lama that is simple, easy to apply and effective. it is this: "If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion." By simple acts of compassion and kindness you can affect someones mood and your own. I have found that it becomes easier the more you do it. Being true to yourself and what is important to you like family, friends, integrit
Nothing Special
June 2007 my sons father and i broke up. july 2007 he started dating somebody new. they are now married, they are out house hunting now that they were approved. They have a baby girl on the way. and i'm havent gone nowhere in the past year. makes me sick to my stomache that they are doing so well and i'm at home with my mom and step dad. the only thing new in my life is that i got a new car back in april. our son spends half his time with me and the other half with them. when i hear the good things that are going on for them i get sick and want to cry. partly cause i'm jealous of their life and partly because i cant do anything about it. i do at time miss being with him and wish it was me and not her. i havent even dated anybody since we broke up. he has been so nice the last couple months and tries to be good friends with me. i dont know if i can hadle being friends with him. like we went to lunch together the other day and i dont know why i did. i hate living at home but cant afford
All About Aquarius
Aquarius Characterisctics and Profile Provided by Tarot.com The symbol for Aquarius is the Water-Bearer, a universal man who is pouring forth water from a jug. This universal man represents the community of mankind. The waters of life flow, like ideas coming from the unrestrained mind. Many people mistakenly think that Aquarius is a water sign, but it is an intellectual air sign. As such, Aquarius can be interested in concepts and ideas. Because of its universality, Aquarius can seem somewhat detached from personal emotions. It's not that you Aquarius don't have feelings; it's just that yours are different from most others. You dance to the beat of a different drummer. Aquarius can be good communicators as long as you stay in the mental realms. Aquarius are friendly, but can become uncomfortable as you discuss your feelings. In fact, your friends are very important to you and Aquarius might be involved with groups of like-minded people in a social club, a political action group
♥make It Happen ♥ You Are The Greatest Stephanie Lynn ♥
It's Simple and ALL you Have to do is Give this Wonderful Gal Lots of Attention! Stephanie Lynn@ fubar This Goes out to "Stephanie Lynn!" I'm asking you to GO Rate, Fan, and Add. In the Add Request please make sure you let her know, that is was "SpLiFy SpLiF" that brought You to her Profile to Make her SMILE! That's all I ask from you! Well get to it! SpLiFy SpLiF@ fubar boomp3.com
First Guy Says This Get My Vote.. Nobody Til Then!
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE....HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Walmart' policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it. (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens. (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain' t gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it. (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful com
When You Have An ' I Hate My Job 'day,
When you have an ' I Hate My Job 'day, [even if retired you have those sometimes] try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made byJohnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curta ins and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins . Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. ' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Joh
Bomb For Bling???
we are at it again.. bomb for bling.. he is behind right now and the contest is over tomorow.. you bomb we bling you.. the more you bomb the higher the bling you get. please let me know that you are bombing for the bling and i will get them to you when the contest is over. i will be watching to see who does how many and i will have other ppl watching as well Thanx ♥ht $$♥ Fu Married 2 nhnPrnꚚ Owned By Bratt,DjSuperman~Shadow Bomber@ fubar
Hey My Lil Sis Just Joined Chek Her Out And Rate Her Up Get Her Up A Level
hey my lil sis just joined chek her out and rate her up get her up a level http://www.fubar.com/user/2132643
Friends Need Help Leveling
Hey A couple of my friends need a bit of help leveling up. Here we have FIREEYES at about 25k or so at the time this was posted: fireeyes@ fubar And also we have BROWN VELVET at around 160k Brown Velvet ~DREAM GIRLZ~@ fubar Lets give em a hand eh? Appreciate it------SUPERMAN
I Am
A shattered cough, Lost breath, Broken skin, I am Death. A single look, A glance above, A glimmering eye, I am Love. A touch that lied, Broken Trust, Lost Love, I am Lust. Wondering alone, Lost Fate, Never Love, I am Hate. A gracious smile, A golden key, A gate of Trust, I am Destiny. Unbroken lies, Not left in dust, An open arch, I am Trust. A broken smile, I do defy, What is truth? I am a Lie. A happy time, Everyone's strife, You'll never forget, That I am Life.
Thanks Peeps For Helpin Much Respect For All
WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL THAT HELPED AND RATED MY GIVEAWAY PIC WITH OUT EVERYONE I COULDN'T DO IT BY MYSELF!! YALL ALL ROCKED IT !!!SO WHERE IS THE PARTY PEOPLE AT Party People - Nelly feat. Fergie
I Rated An 11
ERROR: 1,000 points deducted from your score, thanks for playing!
Sesame Street Punk Video
This is a video that I made for my tech punk version of Sesame Street, called "Sesame Street Punk". It's only half way edited, so the lips vs the lyrics is like a kung fu movie. I might just keep it that way. lol. Oh In case you didn't notice, the intro is a Wendy and Lisa of Prince spoof. Oh and I did the voices. lol.
Drunk
I JUST GOT HOME FROM THE LOCAL WATERHOLE OR 2 OR 3(WAIT I GOTTA PISS)OK I`M BACK.REALLY GUYS I DON`T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT AT TIMES LIKE THIS I`D JUST AS SOON FLOP THE LID DOWN AND SIT AND PISS LIKE A GIRL AT LEAST I AIN`T GOT TO CLEAN THE F--KIN PISS OFF THE STOOL OR FLOOR TOMORROW.HEY AM I ALONE HELL NO.IT`S REALLY TIME GUYS QUIT BEING SO F--KIN SELF RIGHTEOUS HELL YOU MIGHT EVEN SLIP A FART OUT WHILE YOU`RE THERE.DAMMIT I`M 50 YEARS OLD AND I REALLY AIN`T ASHAMED TO TALK ABOUT NOTHIN.LIFE IS TO SHORT TO BE AN UPTIGHT EGOTISTICAL ASH--E. LIGHTEN UP SHIT HAPPENS JUST BE GLAD YOU WERE THERE TO TALK ABOUT IT WHEN YOU`RE 50.I WAS THE LOCAL WHORE DOG IN MY DAY STREAKED THE DOWN TOWN AND DID THE SHIT EVERYONE ELSE DREAMED OF DOING IN THEIR OLD AGE.I DON`T REGRET A THING I`VE DONE 3 YEARS FOR UNCLE SAM(75 TO 78)PARTIED LIKE THE BEST OF YOU SO WHEN YOU LOOK AT MY PAGE DON`T JUDGE ME TILL YOU`VE WORN MY SHOES CAUSE I`LL HAVE TO WHIP YR ASS TO GET THEM OFF YR FEET.I`VE LIVED THE GOOD DAYS.
Hello Everyone
Just so everyone knows i havent forgotten anyone i have been very busy i been on a 17 day straight work week then the storm took are power away for a week .. i finally get today off woo hooo .. work is working me to death so for the next 3 weeks i will be working on 6 days and off 1 so i will try and return as much of the luv you all gave to me back to you so if i dont get right to you please dont think i forgot you i am just very busy also being a single mom i have children to take care of also .. so i will try my hardest to get to each and everyone .. have a Great day!! Make someone Smile today cause if you make one person smile each day you have made someone happy if not just for that moment !!! Joe CockerWith A Little Help From My Friends Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Come To Me
Verse 1 You make me feel so good Just like any woman should You know just the right spot Get ready baby, here I come ready or not I cant wait to meet you for the very first time To feel your body pressed against mine Chorus So, come to me And feel this love inside Its all yours Something I cant hide I want you to feel All this loves for you So, come to me Make my dream come true Verse 2 Ive never felt this way before I yearn the feeling and so much more Youll never know how you make me feel Let me prove these feelings are real Youre the only one who truly understands Thats why I wanna make you my man Chorus I cant wait to feel your lips You caressing me with your fingertips You holding me, inside your arms You with me, I know no one can harm
Nearly October
Ready for some ghostly haunting tales of the true sort I'm gonna post a few over the next few days hope you all don't scare easily read my page to find out more details
Test 3
imikimi - Customize Your World
What A Cool Place
I didn't think things existed like this...it's almost as good as hanging out at the bar, sept no drinks for real :( lol love it
Free 2009 Roadsides In Bloom Calendar
http://www.wvdep.org/item.cfm?ssid=18&ss1id=826&page=./reap/CalendarSignUp.cfm
Dont Look For Me
Was done by a friend of mine cause we both got hurt and played by a guy!! Don't look for me, You lost that chance, You lost the ability when I found out, You lost the ability to be even my friend, You played me like a well known player, You played me making me think, Making me believe in things, But the joke is on you now, I am no longer there, Don't look for me, You won't find me, When everyone else leaves you behind, You will be alone, And you will not have me, I would have done many things, I would have loved you until the end, But you don't even deserve my trust, You don't even deserve my love, You don't even deserve any tears I want to cry, You don't deserve anything, Because you are just a player, You don't know what real love is, You don't know what it is to really care, You don't know how to be faithful, You don't know how to be honest, You just keep on lying, You just keep on going, But I won't believe it anymore, Don't look for me, You won't fi
Carry You Home
Say Fire Truck
Friends
Just lost a good Fu friend on here. How come you ask? I wish I knew for sure. All I know is things have a way of snowballing. You get to know people, relationships get started, then you get to talking to other people, then back and forth you go. Feelings get hurt, assumptions are made. I ask myself can't we all just get along? This is a website, a fun website for sure. But situations seem to get out of control. How do you get control back? By losing a good friendship? Seems that way. I try to be friends to all, play it straight and down the middle, never making a promise that can't be kept. Sometimes its not enough.
Dreams
DREAMS There are dreams for me and there are dreams for you But how many of our dreams ever come true? We see a face, we see a smile And this makes us happy for a while But what is the price of our dreams No one really knows it seems Some say its free, but others say its not true This fact changes for everyone too So we have a dream catcher that we hope that works But how are we to know where our dreams really lurks Whether filled with expectations or whether filled with doubt Its not that easy for your mind to figure out Once you figure this out in your head You will start to feel alive and not feel dead We have our dreams while awake, we have our dreams while asleep For some its very light, for some its very deep Now my advise to you may be hard to say But Im going to give this advise anyway If the dream you have is the one you want to pursue There is only one person to decide this, its you Pursue with your heart and not with your head You might find so
Girls In My Circle
BBWhen I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend, And then I started to become a woman. And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up, God would show you the best in many friends. One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man. Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom. Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities. Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be. One friend will say, 'Let's cry together,' Another, 'Let's fight together,' Another, 'Let's walk away together.' One friend will meet your spiritual need, Another your shoe fetish, Another your love for movies, Another will be with you in your season of confusion, Another will be your clarifier, Another the wind beneath your wings. But whatever their assignment in your life, On whatever the occasion, On whatever the day, Or where
Auction!
I'm up for sale on the Ghouls Auction! Come check it out, bid on anyone u want to *cough ME cough* Just yet another way to make friends and u get somethin outta it too ;) http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1051450&albumid=1248163&i=3048668934&idx=2
New Toy Review
Another toy review :) This time it's the Eden Cyberglass Snake. http://www.rogreviews.com/reviews/read_review.asp?sku=5416
Own Me?
Who wants me? Top bid is 1 month VIP... Also added is a SFW cam session and the next bidder will also get an extra salute and 25 extra pic rates a week =)
Oct 17th Dads Surgery
hello everyone, as most of you know my birthday is october 17th, well i am upset about this birthday, no.. not because of the age i am becoming but because it is the same day my dad goes in for surgery to remove his kidney with the large tumor in it..i am afraid for him and ask for you all to please send positive vibes and thoughts, wishes, and your prayers please... most of you know his past medical and this surgery will be hard with his lungs being very bad and the one having a tumor in it..so please keep us in your thoughts and prayers on this day..thank you all for your support and thoughts and prayers for me and mine through all of this..many thanks, much love , and many hugsssssssssssssss....your friend....rose
Ok Check This 1 Off Your List Please
PLEASE RATE THIS PIC A 10, YOUR RATE COULD HELP HER WIN AN AUTO 11 BLING AND EVERYONE WINS! THANKS!! SOMETIMES, I TAKE A SPECIAL INTEREST IN CERTAIN PEOPLE. I HAVE SEEN THIS GIRL HELP ALOT OF PEOPLE AND ENTER ALOT OF THINGS AND GET NO HELP. I SAW HER BIRTHDAY PASS AND HER GET VERY LITTLE GIFTS, IT WAS SAD. JUST RATE THE PIC IS ALL YOU NEED TO DO. THERE ARE GOING TO BE 2 AUTO BLINGS GIVEN OUT. 1 FOR MOST RATES AND 1 FOR MOST COMMENTS. SOMETIMES I JUST WANT THE UNDERDOG TO WIN, HOW ABOUT YOU?
Who Wants To Own An Angel
I am in a MishNumber's Bling Auction. I would love to share the points and hope both of us level...So come on by and take a look at what I am offering.... Don't be shy I don't bite unless you want me too...
Wolfy Auction!!!
Halloween Auction I will Be Hosting An Auction. Before I Open The auction I want to have 10 Entries. Please Private Message me with a picture you want to use and what you are offering. I currently have 6 entries and need 4 more before I can open the auction. Rules: * No Drama Allow * Minimum Bid 50k All This is Borough to you by: The Bad Wolfy@ fubar On Collaboration with: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ ~~ Fu-Daughter to Flanman ~~ And Fu- Sister to Me & Luckyone86 ~~@ fubar
Sweet Dreams
I spent a lifetime waiting I spent a lifetime hoping I spent a lifetime dreaming Dreaming I would feel so loved Dreaming I could know a touch so full of gentle sweet caresses Dreaming I could be one heart and beat a melody so sweet inside if even for the briefest hour if even for a precious breath if even for just one sweet kiss I cherish all we've had I long for all you've given me i cringe to think it will not last but I know that our is stolen time I know you are not mine I know that what we have is only but sweet dreams
~ Your Body....my Journey ~
~ Your Body....My Journey ~ From where I lie, nestled between your tender thighs I see stretching out before me the spectacular landscape of your beautiful body. My nose is surrounded by the trimmed bush that sprouts upon a bony ridge. Unseen, my tongue has found the fountain of your womanhood and your earthy taste is sweet within my mouth. My eyes travel across the flat plain of your soft stomach, lingering at that shallow crater where a small gold ring decorates the rim most distant from me. It is a rolling meadow to the lush foothills of your breasts. Small firm mountains, a matched set, twin peaks each topped with its own perky nipple sitting alert as though calling out for attention. Beyond the mountains your chest and neck display the warm reddish flush that signals your arousal, like flowers announcing the coming of spring. My eyes travel over your chin, finding full lips that reveal nothing of your intense inner pleasure, save a small
I Guess I Did It Now
I was trying too comment on a persons bully that im in there family and I couldnt so i asked why and they didnt know. Then I tried commenting on a friends blog Im not allowed too do that. SO im not sure what else im not allowed too do I guess they got mad after 24 hours of seeing everyone posting my bulletin and agreeing that I am correct. Just an updateI was wondering around too see what i can dont do. Now I cant post or repost bullys, comment on bulletins or pictures. The only thing I can do is post Blogs that I cant comment in. I can still rate pictures and buy gifts To play this safe im posting it as a nsfw blog. Im not sure how long im on punishment!!!
Hank Williams Iii~ft. Jesco White~the Legend Of D.ray White (live)
Way down in West Virginia, There are some people who are one of a kind. They don't need nothin' from nobody, 'Cause they're already doin' fine. You got Hasil Adkins punchin', An' Mamie's raisin' hell. The legend of D Ray White, Will never die like a rebel yell. An' ol' Jesco's dancin' in his Daddy's shoes. Yeah, ol' Hasil's still punchin' out them boom-towny blues. (Boom-towny blues.) An' ol' Mamie, you know she's done some time in jail. The legend of D Ray White will never die like a rebel yell. -Instrumental break- Birdie May White, she's the strongest woman, That I've ever met in my life. She raised over twenty-four of her own, An' had to watch her husband dyin'. She's always fightin' hard, An' livin' off the land. When she's done livin' in this world, You know, the Lord's gonna take her by her hand. An' ol' Jesco's dancin' in his Daddy's shoes. Yeah, ol' Hasil's still punchin' out them boom-towny blues. (Boom-towny blues.) An' ol' Mamie, you know sh
Free Redbox Dvd Rental Today Only
Enter code: 93NCA5 at your redbox location -valid today ONLY To find a Redbox location go here: http://www.redbox.com/Locations/KioskSearch.aspx
John Farnham - You're The Voice
We have The chance to turn the pages over We can write what we want to write We gotta make ends meet, before we get much older We're all someone's daughter We're all someone's son How long can we look at each other Down the barrel of a gun? Chorus: You're the voice, try and understand it Make a noise and make it clear Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o! We're not gonna sit in silence We're not gonna live with fear Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o! This time We know we all can stand together With the power to be powerful Believing, we can make it better Oooooooh, We're all someone's daughter We're all someone's son How long can we look at each other Down the barrel of a gun?... You're the voice, try and understand it Make a noise and make it clear Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o! We're not gonna sit in silence We're not gonna live with fear Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o! [Instrumental(Bag Pipes)] Ooooooh We're all someone's daughter We're all someone's son How long can we look at e
Today's My Birthday
Oh my God I just turned 29 today I am only one year off from 30......Look I am getting old now. Happy Birthday to me..
Quick Fruit Cobbler
QUICK FRUIT COBBLER Add 2/3 cup sugar to 2 cups fresh or canned fruit or berries of your choice. Set oven to 350 degrees and put 3/4 stick of butter or margarine in deep baking dish. Put in oven to melt. Make Batter as Follows: 3/4 cup sugar 2 teaspoons baking powder 3/4 cup milk 3/4 cup flour pinch salt Pour over melted butter or margarine. DO NOT STIR. Pour fruit over batter. Bake 1 hour at 350 degrees.
Texas Sheet Cake
TEXAS SHEET CAKE 2 c. flour 2 c. sugar 1/2 c. butter 1/2 c. Wesson oil 1 c. water 4 tbsp. cocoa 2 eggs 1 tsp. cinnamon 1 tsp. vanilla 1 tsp. baking soda 1/2 c. buttermilk Mix flour and sugar in mixing bowl. Bring to a rapid boil butter, Wesson oil, water and cocoa. Pour over flour mixture and blend well. Stir in eggs, cinnamon, vanilla, baking soda and buttermilk and blend well. Pour batter onto cookie sheet ungreased with rim. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes or until done. Use Texas Sheet Cake Frosting FROSTING FOR TEXAS SHEET CAKE 1 stick butter 4 tbsp. cocoa 6 tbsp. milk 1 lb. powdered sugar 1 tsp. vanilla Combine butter, cocoa and milk in microwave bowl. Cook on High. Bring to a boil. Combine balance of ingredients. Mix well. Frost Texas Sheet Cake while it is still warm.
Love U Girls
Make a Smilebox slideshow
Random Things About Me....
Ten Anonymous Things You Want To Say To Different People: 1. Thanks for being there no matter what and when no one else is 2. Why cant you love me like I love you 3. Let the past stay in the past and move on with your future 4. Dont stay if you dont really feel the love 5. I love and miss you so much 6. You are my best friend 7. Thanks for believeing in me and giving me the strength to believe in myself! 8. I hate you and wish I never would have met you 9. I love you, hang in there, life will get better, i promise! 10. I love you more than you know. Eight Ways To Win My Heart: 1. BE HONEST WITH ME 2. STAND BY MYSIDE NO MATTER WHAT COMES ALONG 3. SHOW ME THAT YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT LOVE MEANS 4. REMIND ME EVERY DAY HOW MUCH I MEAN TO YOU 5. LISTEN TO MY WORDS AND THE MEANINGS BEHIND THEM 6. NOTICE ME WHEN I LOOK MY WORST AND MY BEST 7. HOLD ME WHEN I AM CRYING GOOD OR BAD T
80's Night
Do you remember the 80's? Want to relive those great times? Come and join us in The Playground Click the Pic to enter
Two Brandons And A Barack
If you have not heard, last night Brandon Marshall a wide receiver for the Denver Broncos who is African American planned to show his support for the historic vote by donning a black and white glove in a sort of take on the famous or infamous act by Tommie Smith and John Carlos at the 68 Olympics, but updated to show the unity that President-Elect Barack Obamas historic victory represents. This was during a highly contested Broncos and Cleveland Browns game. Brandon Marshalls celebration would have triggered an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty and forced the kickoff to start deeper in Broncos territory and give the Browns a chance with their explosive wide receiver/kick returner the chance at a shorter field from which to score. Brandon Stokely a wide receiver for the Denver Broncos, a veteran of many campaigns with the Indianapolis colts who happens to be white, saw what Brandon Marshall intended to do and ran over and stopped him. Brandon Stokely likely saved a penalty and a potent
Sounds Yummy
From Seduce My Mind: 1 Coffee Mug 4 tablespoons flour(thats plain flour, not self-rising) 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons baking cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) Small splash of vanilla Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again. Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but dont be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to share!)
Tempting Enchantress Hh (closed)
Tempting Enchantress Is hosting her first Happy Hour Sunday, October 12th 6pm Fu-Time (9pm EST) Auto 11s are on! 7.1 million to Prophet Rate her Fan her Add her Comment her Bling her Help this sexy lady be our next Prophet! She is a wonderful friend and is always helping other people. Now it is our turn to help her. Stop by her page... And spank that sexy bottom of hers... She'll LOVE it! ******************************** Lovingly Pimped Out by: Carrie Please repost Thank you!
My Personal Poems That I Have Hand Written Myself So You Tell Me What You Think Please Comment!!!!!
POEM NUMBER ONE........ THIS ONE CALLED.... I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER I'LL LOVE YOU THE END OF TIME RAINY OR SHINY LOVE YOU WHEN THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE IN MY HEART YOU WILL ALWAYS STAY EVEN IF WE DEPART I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL NEVER GROW OLD A VERY SHINY OR A VERY DARK NIGHT AS LONG AS YOUR BY MY SIDE I'LL BE ALRIGHT YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW I LOVE YOU FOREVER EVEN WHEN WE GROW OLD... WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ONE? PLEASE DON'T COPY MY POEM..... PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW... MORE WILL BE ON WAY SOON..... THANKS NEW ORLEANS GIRL
Off
Random Prizes Fubucks & Drinks All Day Tuesday!
IT'S A NEW LOOK WITH SOME NEW STAFF HIRING ALL STAFF & DJ'S @ TEXAS MUSIC ROADHOUSE PULL UP A SEAT, KICK BACK HAVE A DRINK MIGHT WIN YOURSELF SOME FU-BUCKS & PRIZES WHILE GETTING SNOCKERED IN THE PROCESS! LISTEN SOME TUNES
Poem`s
What is LOVE ? Love is no mere emotion its a feeling, that is felt deep inside your heart. Love is caring for someone special. Love is being there though good times, as well as bad ones. Love is trusting that special someone, with your life and soul. Love is being passionate with the one you adore. Love is having faith with each other. Love is being there no matter what life thoughs at you. Love is being friends no matter what happenes in life. That is what Love means to me!!! By Henri Byron Blanchard 02/1983
The Way My Page Runs Is Like This This?
I dont give a fuck who you are or what your needs are if you choose to be my friend then it will be done,male or female,but if you bring your punk ass up over here to start shit slinging your words it will go on deafs ear.If you are a woman and you think you have a man on here and you haven't met him yet he is opened season and I dont give a fuck what he has told you,if he is coming to my page you have your fucking answer.If you are a woman that comes here because you are bi and are looking for your woman here same thing goes for you but if your a man that is here because of your woman then join the fuck in because you know you would love to see that. I am very much in control of my life and if I want it I go after it and if anyone has a problem with that then here is your answer.I don't care. I like men and women and I am not ashamed of it if you dont agree then move the fuck on.I dont ask you to come to my page and if you do and get all pissed off then don't come back again. I got
Saving Pets
NOT LIMITED TO JUST CATS. CLICK ABOVE AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO.
That's How The Fight Started
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station . . . . . and that's how the fight started. ************************************************** I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Lite for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better than the cold cream at night . . . . . . and that's how the fight started. ************************************************** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt, revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair o
Bah Humbug And Other Such Nonsense
GAWD I can't wait until the holidays are over! This is the worst time of year for me and my family. Thanksgiving will be quiet. Just Me and Mark. My kids are off doing their own thing. I was lucky enough to get Thursday through Sunday off. It doesn't happen very often, I had to ask for it off. This week I will have worked eight straight days of 8 to 10 hour shifts. I'm beat. Physically and emotionally. I haven't had a vacation in years. I have some growing health issues that I know is going to get the best of me. But without health insurance, I just have to suffer through it. Christmas couldn't be over soon enough. I lost both my brother and a step-mother at Christmas. Since then, the holidays have been a drag. The family doesn't get together anymore, and all we can think about are the ones that are no longer with us. I miss my bro dearly. Especially at Christmas. No more pigs.(private joke between my bro and I) Anyhoot, so for all of you out there that are bothering to
Prince Charming
I don't understand why things happen to me can't wrap my head around the things you don't see i wish i could have it, just like you do for me to be happy, just as you i long for that feeling deep down inside for someone with whom i don't have to hide i look in your eyes and see everything then i close mine and it begins to sting i always get this feeling like your where i belong yet misguided thoughts pull me ; so strong i wish i knew how to see past this to see the future and what i will miss I'm lost in this moment, not sure where to go from here i move, only by tip toe don't make a sounds and hide my heart waiting for my prince charming, and my life to start
Bored
Name and middle name? Regina..... the rest u don't need 2 know What holiday is your birthday closest to? Thanksgiving Favorite flavored Pie? Apple Does it bother you when someone says they will call you and they dont? Sometimes Are you allergic to anything? Bullshit Is there something special you want for Christmas? Laptop When was the last time you went swimming? This summer Do you like cheesecake? Yeah Have you traveled outside the country? Nope Do you keep a planner or calendar with daily events? Nope. I'm unorganzied. I just go with the flow Does anyone love you? Yea. Me Do you have any strange pets? My cat is a very strange pet. Lol What is your dream car? A donkey What did you do today? In bed sick Are you bipolar? No. Well, not diagnosed yet. LOL What is the main ringtone on your cell?
Regarding Hrothgar My Hubbie
This past Friday nite while out hunting my husband had a massive heart attack, lucky he was with my brother in law who got ahold of me and we got him to the nearest hospital. There they gave him a lot of blood thinners to start making the blood flow more smooth, then he was life fliet to Nebraska Hearth Institue which just been open less than a year. They took him straight into OR and did a stint procesure on him. He was on 6 different meds to thin the blood. The major artery in front of the heart was blocked at 100% the others were not blocked. They said if we wouldn't had gotton him to the hospital as fast as we did he wouldn't had made it. First and hope the last time I have to do 70mph on dirt roads at nite that for sure. As for me, I am a bundle of nerves, no I haven't broke down as of yet but know I will after he gets home. I have to be strong for both of us right now. I have class Monday morning then after that going straight to the hospital. I was thinking about skipping
Dec 1st & 2nd Bling Fling & Lucky Bux Game
Auto 11 BONUS Game! Bling Fling and Lucky Bux! Oh yes, there WILL be BLING and over 2 million fu-bucks! I'm getting close to Oracle...soooo... ITS ON AGAIN... TONIGHT AND TOMORROW!! Bling will be handed out to random and or heavy raters during any Happy Hour and my 24 hours of auto 11's. FU-BUCKS GIVEAWAY Rate as many of the EZ RATE 100 picture folders as you want, for every 100 rates, you can enter again. 1,000,000, 500,000, and 250,000 fu-bucks will go to 3 lucky winners after my autos are finished from the entries received. In addition, 2 lucky winners will be receiving 100,000 fu-bucks each day (mon. and tue.) ***Race BONUS BONUS***Because my friends ROCK!!!!...3 people to complete rating the "TUX FOLDER" will win a electric guitar bling! The 1st, 5th and 10th person to email me a private message will win. Race will star
102
The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked. - Tillie Olsen
*my Second Auction*
"> All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS AUCTION NOW OPEN..! AUCTION WILL RUN THROUGH DECEMBER 18TH ,2008 AND WILL CLOSE AT MIDNIGHT EST �J�~*WR & DJ @WTWTR LOUNGE*~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Jʁ~*WR & DJ @WTWTR LOUNGE & JADE'S DIRTY DIAMOND CREW*~' on '2008-12-05 13:25:14')
12 Days Of Fumas (by Ww)
Happy FuMas Everyone! Hope you all enjoy our Early Fumas gift to you. New Nintendo DS Lite12 pony blingsssssssssssssssss 11 bling packs 10 happy hours 9 nsfw solutes 8 hummingbirds 7 private gifts 6 fu owners 5 platinum rings 4 million points 3 auto 11s 2 secret crushes a profile rate in a fu tree! Written by:Livin da dream and Wonder Woman
[confoundation]
That's not even a word! I made it a word, like warhol made it a painting. Update: My dog's in Indy, I'm missing a cable to rig my new harddrive, and I'm ASSUMING that's the only problem. Fallout 3 and saints row 2 exceeded my very high expectations of them. And no poetry until I get back. *shrugs* y'know how it is with limited time and text space. I gotta pack, grab my travel docs and get my ass out of bed earlier and earlier. My mom bought me about 200$ worth of new clothes, bit of an ask and ye shall receive thing. That and how the hell was I going to afford it? I'm at a healthy level of stress and nerves, like any carpool of strangers and my first forced travel w training. Now curry. Then fallout and pretravel scramble.
The One Word Blog!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? charging 2. Your significant other? peggy 3. Your hair? gone 4. Your mother? Marian 5. Your father? Jewel 6. Your favorite thing?people 7. Your dream last night? Snow 8. Your favorite drink? Rum 9. Your dream/goal?Travel 10. The room you're in? Office 11. Music? playing 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Loved 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? Sad 16. Muffins? Bran 17. One of your wish list items? peace 18. Where you grew up? Illinois 19. The last thing you did? Toweled 20. What are you wearing? towel 21. TV? yes 22. Your pets? Dog 23. Your computer? HP 24. Your life? full 25. Your mood? Happy 26. Missing some
Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? loved 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? deceased 5. Your father? deceased 6. Your favorite thing? boyfriend 7. Your dream last night? daughter 8. Your favorite drink? coffee 9. Your dream/goal? married 10. The room you're in? Living Room 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Indiana 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? mean 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? house 18. Where you grew up? Barrington 19. The last thing you did? relaxing 20. What are you wearing? sweats 21. TV? yes 22. Your pets? aggravating 23. Your computer? new 24. Your life? good 2
You're Confederate ... But Don't Know It?
You're Confederate ... But Don't Know It? by Charley Reese Most of the political problems in this country won't be settled until more folks realize the South was right. I know that goes against the P.C. edicts, but the fact is that on the subject of the constitutional republic, the Confederate leaders were right and the Northern Republicans were wrong. Many people today even argue the Confederate positions without realizing it. For example, if you argue for strict construction of the Constitution, you are arguing the Confederate position; when you oppose pork-barrel spending, you are arguing the Confederate position; and when you oppose protective tariffs, you are arguing the Confederate position. But that's not all. When you argue for the Bill of Rights, you are arguing the Confederate position, and when you argue that the Constitution limits the power and jurisdiction of the federal government, you are arguing the Confederate position.
Something To Think About!!!
In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway, they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on m y best homemade dr ess, l oaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince whoever would listen t
Drunkenness
she made my buzz pink & i love her, but don't tell poetic.....and she has auto elebens ^sin-♥Ernie's fu slave♥@ fubar
Only One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? sleeping 3. Your hair? shaved 4. Your mother? ornery 5. Your father? prick 6. Your favorite thing? SEX 7. Your dream last night? explicit 8. Your favorite drink? water 9. Your dream/goal? success 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? psychologist 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? shy 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? sucess 18. Where you grew up? Oklahoma 19. The last thing you did? shower 20. What are you wearing? pajamas 21. TV? big 22. Your pets? many 23. Your computer? addicted 24. Your life? satisfying 25. Your m
Sing On
Here we go, I'm on my way This is my time, this is the day I've practiced hard, I've practiced long I know the notes, I know the song, And here I am, it's my solo Wish me luck, cause here I go Oh, sweet Lord, was that my voice? It must have been. I have no choice, I must sing on, the show comes first Though that first note was my worst Praise God! My voice is now alright I finish my solo and go on with the night Our song is done, the people stand One by one they say I was grand They all knew I'd done it wrong, But did my best and sang the song That's what counts in this life Sing on, sing on, in times of strife
Politcal Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
Whore
I want a leg lamp and footie, you can fan my feet
Inside Out Burgers
Makes 4 servings ACTIVE TIME: 20 minutes TOTAL TIME: 35 minutes 1/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese 1/4 cup shredded Gruyere cheese 1 pound 90%-lean ground beef 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1 1/2 teaspoons paprika 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 1. Preheat grill to medium-high or preheat the broiler. 2. Combine Cheddar and Gruyere in a small bowl. 3. Gently mix beef, Worcestershire, paprika and pepper in a large bowl, preferably with your hands, without overworking. Shape into 8 thin, 4-inch-wide patties. Mound 2 tablespoons of the cheese mixture on each of 4 patties, leaving a 1/2-inch border. Cover each with one of the remaining patties. Crimp and seal the edges closed. 4. To grill: Lightly oil the grill rack. Grill the stuffed patties over medium-high heat, about 4 minutes per side for medium-well. (Be sure not to press the burgers as they cook or they'll split open and the cheese will ooze out.) To broil: Cover a broiler pan with foil and coat with c
Last One For Decembere
My Midget
Family
my Mother in law and her husband are having a very bad time... when we were there for an HOUR.. she got a little gift talking about how wonderful she was.. was this little poem thing... and he said.. "you shouldn't need that i tell you that all the time.." she looks at him dead in the face and said "i don't know the last time you said ANYTHING like that so shut up" we were like OH SHIT TENSION! it was so tense you could taste it.. blah! but on the good note.. my big sister (my side. not hubbies) got engaged this morning when opening gifts with her boyfriend and daughter.. i am glad.. they are a great pair.. they dated YEARS ago.. but split up because neither were ready for a serious relationship... they ran into each other one day a few months back.. and have been attached at the hip since... he is a great guy.. i adore him.. always have... he was always family to me and now he really will be! :D
Bully Dj Brae
THE PEOPLES STATION. DJ Brae the Apple of Our Eye is on air in Shockwave Click Below to Enter The Shockwave Lounge (repost of original by '♫ DJ Brae~Black Cherry Pearl's RL Wife~Owner of ShockWave Radio Bar & Grill ♫' on '2008-12-27 06:05:48')
New Year Resolution Vs Goal!
So this is the time of year that everyone puts thought into the bad habits they are going to break in the next year and things they want to do better. Honestly how many people actually carry out their New Years Resolutions? For me a resolution is not as binding and has no repercussion for not meeting. Where as a goal I something tangible that I will move Heaven and Earth to achieve. If I don't hit that goal I have failed. In a personal aspect its I have failed myself or someone I love or care about. From a professional aspect if I don't hit a goal then I have let down my crew or boss down and have even put my job in jeopardy. So to me goals are something to take serious and make happen. Will you be able to meet every goal every time no its not always going to happen. But if you set SMART Goals then rarely will it happen. Yes life gets in the way and throws you curve balls if you are focused and organized then you can still hit them out of the park. Think about the goal you want to
Some People Just Have No Fuckin Clue
Here it goes... The reason for this is to clear up some Facts about This place know as FUBAR.. In the Beginning there was Lost Cherry It all started September 23 2005 Ryan and Mike where looking for a way to communicate with their friends mostly the ones that travel a lot due to being Exteme Sport Athletes If you didnt know Scrapper / Ryan has a magazine called Kiteboarder. And babyjesus / Mike was working for one of those other web bases communities (which will remain nameless). Well they got together and started Lost Cherry. Now if ANY one you have they have read the core interests and if you READ them most of them are Exterem Sports from BMX to Formula 1 Racing Kite Boarding, BMX Racing, Surfing. Skate Boarding just to name a few. You got the Idea now right? It was cool when I joined Oct 23rd 2005 thats right one of the first members on here. Everyone was having a great time everyone got along and everyone joked with each other. Just hours of fun. No one cared ab
Fubar!!
havin too much fun haha
All You Need Is Love - The Beatles
A Good Dog Story
Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named Lucky. Lucky was a real character. Whenever Jim and Mary had company come over for a weekend visit, they would have to warn their friends not to leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably, one of their guests would forget and something would turn up missing. Mary or Jim would trudge down to Lucky's box in the basement and there the "treasure" would be, amid all of Lucky's other favorite toys. Lucky always stashed his toys in his box and he was very particular that they stay in the box. Now, in the course of life going on, Mary discovered that she had breast cancer. Something inside told her she was going to die of the disease. In fact, she became certain that it was fatal. Mary scheduled a double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders. The night before she was to go into the hospital, she cuddled up with Lucky, and a thought struck her. "What would happen to Lucky?
Help Tina Level!!!
Can everyone go to kinky tina's page and rate her. She needs our help to level up!!!
You've Been Naughty
alone on christmas, lying beneath the tree nightgown long forgotten, fingers up inside me very hot for such a snowy night, what would santa think to find this sight would he join in and start rubbing his dick? or slowly fuck me with a thick peppermint stick sliding it in quick...so wet and slick and leaning in close for a little lick pumping it into me bit by bit his tongue in my pussy sucking my clit writhing around, can't stay still he thrusts in it deep and hard so I get my fill my body goes rigid, my moaning wild he then pulls it out and licks the stick like a child he doesn't miss a drop of my sweet candy cum, just sighs then settles down in between my thighs lapping up all that good peppermint flavor really taking his time to taste and to savor before too long I'm bucking my hips as he licks my clit and pussy lips i cum again hard breathless and shaking lying there now, i open my eyes as if waking i'm alone, no familiar red and white coat but up on the tab
Errrrrrr
So I'm eating pizza with my youngest and every 30 seconds or so he makes a sound like a bomb hitting. I kinda looked at him and he said "kpewwwwwww another bite hit my lower intestine". Now obviously he's delusional. I'm just wondering where this came from since I'm so normal. :D Love yous guys
Taking A Tinkle
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I sho
Tough.
I've learned that things change, people change, and it doesn't mean you forget the past or try to cover it up; it simply means that you moved on but still treasure the memories of your past. Just because you're letting go doesn't mean the your giving up it just means that it wasn't meant to be, sometimes things are better that way. I've learned that I'm a lot stronger than the people that try to bring me down and that I've got a heart of stone and no one will ever actually break it, although it does have a lot of cracks in it. As long as you stay tough, you can get through anything.
Army Spouse Prayer
A Poem For Military Spouses As I stood in the doorway, I watched you pack your bag. You said good bye as tears spilled down my cheeks. The door shut and you were gone. My heart broke into a million little pieces. I think I may have stepped on some. I thought for a moment the world had stopped spinning and life as I knew it had come to a standstill. Our dogs howled and I held them close. It was then that I realized the world was still spinning. The phone rang. The bills came. The car broke down. I stood in the living room up to my ankles in toys. Darn that Lego hurt! Hands on my head, the world was spinning faster. I must get back on. What in the world did I do with that bottle of aspirin? Oh I believe he took it with him. Dinner time. I look at the empty place at the table. Not only is my heart broken. It is angry. I ask God "Why?" "Why did they have to take him this time? Can't they take someone else?" God in all his infinite wisdom replied "I have chosen y
(quick N Easy) 'what Is Your Sexual Zodiac?'
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com
I'm A Talent Hunter Also...wanna Be On American Idol?
Wow!
Wow! I can't believe I have been on the FU for a year!! This place is so damn addicting!! Anyway, come by and R/F/A me if you already haven't! I return the love. Thanks again, So Fresh
Reaching Out.........
is not easy for her to do. She wants to. More than anything. But her need for someone to love her doesn't outweigh her fear of getting hurt. She is numb inside. She hates this feeling and wishes it would go away........................ She knows some think she is doing this for attention. Just crying wolf. She's not. I can assure you. She would give anything in the world, anything, not to feel this way. It's gotten harder for her to put on the "happy face." It feels like it's taken on a life of its own. Like it's gone too far to ever get better. She hopes she's wrong. She prays she is wrong............
Lost
OK FOR EVERYONE THAT DOESNT KNOW ME THAT WELL I LIKE TO WRITE HOE I FEEL AT TIMES AND I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE BUT THERE ARE ALSO TIMES WHEN I NEED ADVICE TOO. PLEASE DONT TAKE ANY OFFENCE TO ANYTHING I SAY OR HINT ABOUT CUZ ITS JUST ME. Ok for the last nine well technically ten months i have been the happest in my life. i have an amazing person that loves me with all his heart and i have wonderful friends(although some of you are still new). But there is a prob with all that. i fuck up a lot and god do i mess up. i have been through hell and it has caused a lot of damage and at times i just want to give up on it all but i dont want to either. see where i am comin from. but anyways, my fiencea has been in jail for almost a month now and i feel like i am lost. it hurts so much more than bein dumpped or even beat. all i ever do is cry at nite when i am alone in my bed. i feel like i have lost my best friend and my other half. i mean how is a person supposed to handle it. ya i know one
Mfkn Jc Needs Our Help
Hey girls MFkn JC is in a contest and needs our help...please go to her page and read her contest blog.....show her some love DC style :) . .ΜFĸŋ J. . . . Я. . . .@ fubar
*hurt*
Written on 3/8/2006 This one is for the broken hearted: No words to form my heart's break. The harder I try My mind draws more blank. An empty canvas For imagination to run wild. Painting pictures of what should have been. Beautiful friendship Unshaken by any. A bond formed between you and I. Levels of understanding Incomparable to all. Compassion unsurmountable my being carries for you. And all I can do is HURT.
133
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophanes
High School Reunion
Well I am heading to Baton Rouge on Thursday, going to attend reunion for my High School on Saturday. Class of 87, 88, and 89 are being grouped together for a get together. it sounds like a lot of fun & I'm anxious to see my friends and catch up. I'll be on PC from time to time so you can reach me at my hotmail account if need be. If you don't have my email address, it's because I hate you and don't want to talk to you. Just kidding Message me if you don't have it and would like it!
Out Of My Head
I still think about you I day dream bout the fun times we had How you made me laugh and I miss that feeling Many things remind me of you and I miss our friendship we had You was like a best friend How do i get that back Will it ever come back Lost in my thoughts here waitin on love
Lyrics To A Song I Love
Who Am I To Say by Hope Love of my life, my soulmate You're my best friend Part of me like breathing Now half of me is left I don't know anything at all Who am I to say you love me I don't know anything at all And who am I to say you need me Color me blue I'm lost in you Don't know why I'm still waiting Many moons have come and gone Don't know why I'm still searching Don't know anything at all And who am I to say you love me I don't know anything at all And who am I to say you need me Now you're a song I love to sing Never thought it feels so free Now I know what's meant to be And that's okay with me But who am I to say you love me And who am I to say you need me And who am I to say you love me Mmmm hmmm I don't know anything at all And who am I to say you love me I don't know anything at all And who am I to say you need me I don't know anything at all I don't know anything at all I don't know anything at all I don't know anyth
Elizabeth Bathory
if u don't mind reading..... Elizabeth Bathory Elizabeth Bthory (Bthory Erzsbet in Hungarian, Albeta Btoriov-Ndady in Slovak, August 7?, 1560 - August 21, 1614), the Bloody Lady of Čachtice, was a Hungarian countess and the most famous serial killer in Slovak and Hungarian history. She spent most of her life at the Cachtice castle. She and four collaborators are said to have tortured and killed numerous girls and young women (20 - 2000 victims, depending on the source). In 1610, she was imprisoned in solitary confinement, where she died. Her collaborators were executed. Her guilt has never been proven. Various legends about her life, including the idea that she bathed in or drank the blood of servant girls, are thought by some to have been the origin of numerous vampire myths, the Dracula story, and the trope of the sexually sadistic vampiress in particular. The Bthory lineage The ancestors of Elizabeth (the Hun Gutkeled clan) came to the Hungarian King
Virtual Passing
Digital veracity, Streams of bits abound, Moving silently, Edging within the corners of my mind, Gliding across a sheer plain of raw data, Grinding effortlessly, this electronic shadow of my soul, Misplaced files, tattered bread crumbs of memory, Await the cyber-ant army, They muster and devour, wiping plain the digital landscape. Reboot.
All Of The Times When
All of the times when When your lips touch my own, so soft and sweet, and your tounge would gently glide across mine. When you would caress my body, so softly indeed, and I would hold your heart and keep it in line. When I would feel your love so deep and true, and you would love me until the end of days, When my love would wrap around only you, and heal your pain in so many ways. When my heart starts beating to the rythym of yours, and you just want to fall into my loving arms. When passion breaks through loves open doors, and you finally give into my tender charms. When these tender words are all that you hear, and a new life is just about to begin. When my eyes have not shed a single tear, I will start to wonder about, all of the times when. Written by: Matthew 02/14/2009
Positive Attitudes And Thinking Bring About Amazing Results
Secret To You
Mathius1984
hey wanna chat
Show Her Love
reeka is having a bad time so go send her some love....whether it just be a hi or what not..just click her pic and it will take you there also even though we are facing tough economic times please do what you can to help find a cure for cancer by donating do your local cancer society and help prepare for the day we can finally eradicate this amongst other diseases
About Me
1, I love Harleys, own 4 of them 2. I LOVE snow 3. I am down to earth, enjoy the simple things in life. 4. I love long haired guys, n bald headed men, I know wierd 5. I have 2 sons, 1 grandson, 6. I work in a Porn Store 7. I am a natural blonde, and very intelligent 8. I grew up in a childrens home 9. I retired from Mental Health after 14 years of service... 10. I am 52 years old
Lil Guy
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW MY LIL GUY IS VERY MUCH INTO RACING, AND HAS BEEN FOR A COUPLE YEARS. WE JUST GOT THIS EMAIL BASICLY SAYING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL RACING FOR KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 13... HE IS CRUSHED..THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HE REALLLLLLLLLY ENJOYS...I HOPE THAT YOU ALL CAN TAKE A COUPLE MINS AND JUST SIGN THIS FOR US SO THAT WE CAN TRY TO STOP IT!!! PLEASE FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS. PLEASE GET AS MANY PPL AS YOU CAN TO SIGN THIS!!! THANK YOU RENEE Please take a look at this it will effect us all if we don't help out. As of yesterday, all the OEMs had to pull for sale all new youth minicycles and atvs for those under the age of 13...this under order of the CPSC due to lead content of plastics and certain metals. As of yesterday, a dealer or private individual can no longer provide parts or service, to these affected machines, in which there is a possibility that those same parts may contain lead...no oil changes, plastic, levers, engine cases, etc, et
Hardstyle Music & Shuffle Songs Part 1
I Got Tagged By Circumstantial Sinner...
Youve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I believe there is magic in love... but magic takes work. 2. I can't stand the Paul McCartney song "Live and Let Die" because of poor grammar. 3. I am an ordained minister, and a Doctor of Divinity, because I'm an American, and I could afford to BUY these degrees. 4. I don't do soft drinks anymore, but Rockstar Juicer is still manna from heaven. 5. I love Coca Cola but won't drink diet coke only diet Pepsi. 6. Never married, once engaged. 7. Thinks Gin is for really old people who play bridge. (sorry, WonderLilly) 8. Loves mayo, tends to ignore most other condiments (except relish) 9. I have an
Just Something You Should Know..
Yes I know, I look very European. Thats because I am part Irish and Italian. I love red lip stick and I love my piercings. I am a emotionally crippled narcissist. And I find that I can only be happy if I am miserable. I LOVE Karaoke I am not a shy person. Sometimes I dont talk as much as everyone else, but do not get that confused with being shy. Sometimes I just dont feel like talking. And dont get that confused with what all the rest of the 'outgoing' population say. They claim to be outgoing, but they wont speak their mind regardless of whether or not its hurtful or insulting. Usually those girls just giggle and agree with what the alpha dog, so to speak, has to say. Not me. You can always count on me to be an honest and truthful bitch. So this is the part where I say: 'boy-o-boy, i dont have a boy friend and because of that I am just not whole. Why?! Why am I not lucky enough to have a man hold me back from drinking and partying with my friends?! Why am I not p
Survey!
Name a quote from the song you're listening to: baby did you forget to take your meds.. placebo \m/ they rock. When were you born? February 4, 1982 Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating? on the cheek sure. What are you seriously wearing? a wife beater and shorts. When is the last time you saw the person you like/liked? hmm .... good question. Ever kissed anyone on your top friends? does my roomie count? Describe the last time you were injured? haha its been a while but playin football i did flip over a car.. not a pretty sight but i got back up and continued playing LOL. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? not really. im an insomniac Think of all your exes, would you take any of them back? NO..but the thought has crossed my mind but no considering.. yeah no.. On your "lazy days" what would you be doing? Mumming. oh wait thats everyday haha. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stu
Tagged
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Vicki 2. Vic 3. Idaho Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Dispatcher 2. Truck Driver 3. Delivery driver Three Places I have lived 1. California 2. Idaho 3. Washington Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Biggest Loser 2. Sober Living House 3. Survivor Three places I have been 1. All over US 2. Mexico 3. Hell Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Mom 2. Dad (porn Jokes) 3. spam Three of my favorite foods 1. Mexican 2. american 3. chinese Three things I would like to do 1. get married 2. travel to New Zealand 3. Vegas Vegas Vegas Three friends I think will respond 1. ? 2. ? 3. surprise me Things I am looking forward to 1. more vacation 2. m
Bad Girls&angels
romance rides a limo down a dark street a king needs a queen for his back seat words that he whisper make em loose control turns the bad girls to angels when he touch there soul loves a reflection in his cold eyes kindness is wornlike a disguise come on girl hes got a heart of gold turns the bad girls to angelswith a love so cold you was a good girl i know lovin was all youd show everything was kisses and sighs when cupids arrow hit you between your eyes one toutch is a little to much just ask them bad girls he turned to angels when he touched there world just ask them bad girls he turned to angels when he clutched there world glory awaits any girl come into his world and be one of his angels turns the bad girls to angels when he touched there world your moma warned you one time love can make you so blind you forgot what she said cause he had the looks that made the girls drop dead one kiss and you can be all his heaven awaits any girl come into his world an
Short Latin Quotes
A bene placito - At one's pleasure A fonte puro pura defluit aqua - From a clear spring clear water flows A fortiori - With yet stronger reason A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi - A precipice in front, wolves behind (between a rock and a hard place) A posse ad esse - From possibility to actuality A teneris unguiculis - From tender little nails, from the earliest childhood. A verbis ad verbera - From words to blows A verbis legis non est recedendum - There must be no departure from the words of the law A vinculo matrimonii - From the bounds of matrimony Ab absurdo - From the absurd (establishing the validity of your argument by pointing out the absurdity of your opponent's position) Ab actu ad posse valet illatio - From what has happened we may infer what will happen Ab aeterno - From the beginning of time Ab alio spectes alteri quod feceris - As you do to another, expect another to do to you Ab asino lanam - Wool from an ass, blood from a stone i
Hi, I'm Steve H G; Esq
Hello There, My Name Is: Mr. Steven Holliday Gale; Esquire. I Am: 56 Years Old. I Am: 6 Feet; 1 Inch Tall. I Weigh Approximately: 253 Pounds. I Have Short Brown Hair; And, Blue Eyes. I Have Extremely Long Arms; And, Extremely Long Legs. I Also Have Extremely Long Eyelashes (A Favorite Trait Of Past Female Acquaintances). I Would Really Like To Get To Know You. I Am Currently Searching For An “Ideal Playmate”. My Preferences Are As Follows: That You Be At Least: 35 Years Old; But, Not More Than: 65 Years Old. That You Be At Least: 5 Feet; 4 Inches Tall; But, Not More Than: 6 Feet; 0 Inches Tall. That You Weigh At Least: 125 Pounds; But, Not More Than: 280 Pounds. That You Have Really Long Flaming Red Hair (At Least Down To The Middle Of Your Back); And, That You Have Green Eyes. I Also Love Women Who Are: “Incredibly Well Endowed”. This Is My: “Ideal Perfect Dream Mate”. I May Just Have To Forgo My Ideal Perfect Dream Mate To Find The Rest Of
Naughty By Nature
Ok so the mumms suck and im feeling a tad feisty. I dont know about anyone else but i love to role-play and have yet to live out any of my fantasies. Im not going to say how long but lets just say its been way to long since ive been pleased by anyone other than myself. The last few days everyone has been doing these random surveys with silly kiddie questions to tell about ourselves. I want to do a naughty survey between adults (us) and see what darkened sexual nature lives inside all of us. Im going to call this Psyche's power hour...let the games begin. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? What is your wildest fantasy? Is there anyone on fubar you would go out of your way to meet and sex up? Feel free to post pics Thanks 4 Reading
Nsfw
Almost all of us have had pics marked NSFW or had comments marked NSFW when they weren't. Most of it done by those who are jealous or pissed off about something. There has to be a way for Fubar Bouncers and Fubar Support to know who makes the NSFW reports, that are not valid and block them. It's about time trouble makers paid the price and not the innocent.
Last Night's Writing...
these go with the other two in here, there's others missing from the set but i don't really want you all to see those faith i want only to make you smile i am lying i want so much more but there are things i do not want that at this moment i need to say not to you, or for you but for me things i know i don't want for me so i do not want them for you i do want to make you smile i do not want to try to be your joy i want to know your fears not to hold them against you nor to try to make you unafraid simply to know them, to know you i want to know your past not to try to fix it nor to absolve you of it simply to know where you come from i do not want to heal you i do not want to give you faith in humanity i do not want to promise you stars i will not try to fix your life, your problems, your family, your friendships, your past, your future i want to be there next to you i do not want to hold you up i do not want to stand behind you nor try to make you
Wanna Have Some Fun
HELLO ITS ME YOUR FULL OF LOVE WELL ALL I REALLY REALLY NEED YOUR HELP AND SO DOES MY FRIEND. http://fubar.com/user/11737 COME ADD HIM HE REALLY NEEDS YOU TO BE HIS FRIENDS HE LOVED TO MAKE SOME NEW ONES I MEAN U CAN NEVER HAVE TO MANY NEW FRIENDS OH DID I MENTION HE HAS AUTOS ON SO COME SHOW MY MY FRIEND SOME LOVE AND BECOME HIS FRIEND.AND IF YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO BE A FRIEND GET HIM AN AUTO 11 TRUST ME YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
Finger In The Air
Go away, I'm in too truthful a mood to talk Lines on the map get tangled up when my heart gets lost, Cut me down to size I believe, cut me down Everybody said "It ain't gonna be easy" Nobody said "Kid, it's gonna get hard" Heaven's a place for only those who pay their bills on time And fate has a way of turning innocence into a crime Cut me down to size I believe, cut me down Everybody said "It ain't gonna be easy" Nobody said "Kid, it's gonna get hard" They said, "Give up; go back where you belong. Dreaming's for the dead; The road is too long" Middle finger in the air; I'm still here, egging them on. The road's paved the same way for sinners and saints Beginners test the water and suffer the fates You don't know what I've seen You don't know what I've seen You don't know this is what I've always wanted. Everybody said "It ain't gonna be easy" Nobody said "Kid, it's gonna get hard" They said, "Give up; go back where you belong. Dreaming's for the dead; The
Is It Me
Sometimes I sit and pondered if I am just meant to be alone. I know I'm not a bad person or even an ugly person. Yes sometimes I wear my feelings on my sleeve but it's because I can only be me. I've tried changing to please others but in the end, I didn't like the person that I had become. I have my faults just like everyone else but sometimes I just wonder if the values and times of some of the old ways have changed. If they have, then I refuse to revert back to someone that I don't like just to please someone else. So take me for me as I am or just keep looking elsewhere. I know somewhere out there is someone beautiful lady who will do just that. So until that day comes, I CAN ONLY BE ME.
Precious Moments!!
To The One True Love We All Have Out There!!!
Why I Dont Have Trust In Men!!!!!
I am just not sure where to start. If I was to start in the beging I will be here all day> so I will start with my x. We have been apart now for going on 2 years. We where to have parted as just friends. We tryed marrage consouling, but the 1st one went sour. I went there under the inpreshion that we where to work things out. At least that what he had told me. But it didnt turn out that way at all. But way befor that , he had been comeing around to see me and we would talk. He would call me to talk also. But any way. HE had told me so very much about things that we where to do to try to work things out. I put my hope and faith into belive him. But all the while he was playing on my feelings.Well just the other day he tells my son that he cares about me and cares what happens to me. Well if that where to be so true , THAN WHY, WHY DID HE LEAVE????? So that is why I cant have any trust in men.I still to this day love him with all my heart. I am a very forgiveing woman. Why I dont know?
Hey Now
Are You Virtuous?
You Are Mostly Virtuous You are a good person, or at least as good as you can be. You try to do the right thing, and you have ended up with many virtues. While you are virtuous, you aren't a saint. There's definitely a bit of devilishness deep in your heart! Where You Are Virtuous You have the virtue of Temperance. You don't eat or drink excessively. You have the virtue of Justice. You treat other people fairly, even when you don't feel like it. You have the virtue of Resolution. You are determined to do what you should, no matter how difficult it is. Where You Are Not Virtuous You lack the virtue of Industry. You have trouble doing what's important, and you tend to waste time. You lack the virtue of Frugality. You tend to spend and waste money freely. You lack the virtue of Moderation. You are attracted to extremes of all sorts. Are You Virtuous?
A Quick And Dirty Iq Test
Your IQ Is 100 Your Logical Intelligence is Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Silly Sayings
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried. When all else fails, read the directions. Welcome to Hell...Here's your accordion. He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke. Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists. The only time I open my mouth is to change feet. Happiness can't buy money. True friends always stab you in the front. I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought. There is more to life than increasing its speed. Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry. The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it. A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at. Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good. Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy! You're schizophrenic? Gee, that makes four of us. Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long? If your attack is going really we
When I Grow Up
When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies When I grow up I wanna see the world Drive nice cars I wanna have groupies So until today I thought that the last line of the chorus to that song from Pussy Cat Dolls was "I wanna have boobies." I am slightly depressed that it isn't.
This Is So Funny
Hey buddy get over it friendship is more valued than your money and the joke is on you buddy you was the one that was going to be blocked. You complain because i set my status to lost my crush and you have to buy yours and cuss the girls out that take them off you. You are the biggest looser on here. You have to buy friends and i just earn mine. So grow up you and stop being a cry baby child.
Damsel Needs New Knight
Lady Trickie A Daring Damsel Needs your help with at least ONE rate Bid on Trickie ! Place Your Bid High On tantalizing Trickie show her lots of Love and you could have the honour of owning this delicious cupcake for a month ! Be Kind and Please Repost Made By Skooky (repost of original by ' ☆Skooky☆DJ/Owner Where The Wild Things Are☆owned By Trickie' on '2009-03-23 01:41:19')
State Funded Programs
I have a 27 year old brother with special needs. Every day (Monday through Friday)he goes to a State funded day program called Greater Waltham Association for Retarded Citizens or GWARC. It is a great program that gives retarded citizens in Massachusetts a fun place to work so to speak. My brother enjoys going there, if not for anything more than to get out of the house and interact with people. We got a letter today from GWARC stating that Massachusetts governor Deval Patrick has proposed to decrease the State funds to the Department of Developmental Services by $45 million. This is completely outrageous! By doing this, my brother and hundreds of others will lose their jobs. He can not be left at home by himself and if he loses this job, my mother will have to give up her job (she is a preschool teacher)so that she can stay at home with him. This is his idea of balancing the State budget...by taking away programs that are NEEDED but allowing the State employees to take home hug
A Fubar Sex Change Experence
Look at some of the wonderful things I'm receiving do to Misfits and Myself Sexy Merge... ->veryhotguy: feel....disguesting....huh! huh?!?!??! ->veryhotguy: Wait....nothing to say now? ->veryhotguy: notice all the other pictures of me...THE GUY...otice the default pictres bad photoshop job as a joke ->veryhotguy: ....Jesus fuckin' christ...did you even bother looking ay my picture! veryhotguy: heysexy ->mr_snuffel...: You know I'm a guy right, or are you that Daft? mr_snuffel...: think it would be disturbing or do you think it would be fun?? ->mr_snuffel...: your wondeful shout to me.... mr_snuffel...: what's disturbing?? ->mr_snuffel...: disturbing sir... ->mr_snuffel...: ... mr_snuffel...: want a real 12 inches baby?? lol
Sometimes
I KNOW THAT IN LIFE SOMETIMES WE SEEK THINGS WE NEED AND GET THE THINGS WE MIGHT WANT.. BUT IN THE END U ARE ALWAYS BACK WHERE U STARTED WITH NOTHING AT ALL.. Ella
End Of Week 2
end of week two... 18 more to go Been a very busy week of work. roommates moved out and i grabbed what is called the princess bed. in a room with three people the bed that stands alone is the most sought after one. And while i was at work they moved someone in. so much for peace and quite. Work is boring. I do about 200-400 Caesar salads a night. We are getting a new sous chef, chef, and Captain of the ship in a week or two. From what i hear they are all very militant about everything. But i might get the chance to move over to the specialty salad station. Weather has gotten better when i have been out on the deck to check it out. Got to see the lava flow a few nights ago. very impressive even if it was out in the distance and then the next day we passed by some huge cliffs that were just beautiful. did not have my camera on me at the time. but i will next week!
It's A Poem I Wrote Plz Let Me Know What Ya'll Think
My name is Misty and I am only three but everynight my parents scream at or beat me, I wish they could see see the way they treat me but they can't they think this is how things are supposed to be, I hear a car engine as my dad pulls in the drive, I know he's drunk but decide not to hide, He comes in yelling blaming me for his problems at work, Then he immediatly yanks me up by my shirt, As i look in his face i see it is distorted with unimaginable hate, I then pray knowing this can't be my fate, With one final blow i hit the floor, As i lay motionless he jus turns and walks out the door, My name is Misty and I am only three but tonight my daddy murdered me.
Jai No Comment...
Alright, for some strange reason I can't comment or reply to ANYTHING... I get the ole "Bouncer Check", type in the code, hit enter AND... ...it gives me another code. *sigh* Just hope I'm not being hacked again... SO, I'm not ignoring y'all, I JUST CAN'T DO SHIT!!! *pounds forehead on keyboard*
Ouch
My daughter was being clingy today, I told her she couldn't touch me again because I'd throw up. Well she grabbed my arm and I did a vomitting sound. Well, 4 year olds think that crap is overly entertaining so she kept doing it...over and over..and my dumb ass fed into it. Now my throat is raw and she's still clinging to my side. Everyone say hi to Lauryn... I should add, my son made my shit list when he got home from school...he's been making "i love mommy' pics all night
Easter Wish List
may i get for easter a VIP n a blingpack?
Her First Trick
A brand new lady of the evening had just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details."Well, he was a big muscular and handsome sailor." she said. "Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked. She replied, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral would be $75, but he didn't have that much either.""Finally I said, well how much do you have? The sailor said that he only had $25. So I told him for $25 all I can do is service you by hand.""He agreed and after getting the finance straight, he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand.""Oh my god!" they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge. Then what did you do?""I loaned him $75!" she said.
Yayyyyy, My First*_*happy Hour*_*level On Me & Help Me Make It A Success
MY VERY FIRST **HAPPY HOUR** AND AUTO 11's WILL BE ACTIVE LEVEL UP ON ME AND HELP ME MAKE MY HH A H U G E S U C C E S S SUNDAY 04/26/09 4pm FU TIME (7pm EASTERN) CLICK BELOW TO ENTER @FUBAR ~NITA~ CoOwner@Static/ FuWife & R/L FIANCEE 2*_*StuD-MuFFiN*_*/ Owner@~Charmed~&CharmedRadio/ PIPER@CHARMED BOMBERS/ SaintsBodyGuard/ MELI's BIG SIS ~Charmed~ Radio
Cousin Part 2
Well for the ones who are keeping up thank you! Just found out that my cousin is doing good and she is recovering very well at this time. Adult protective services let us know that my aunt will never be able to see my cousin again and that she is facing serious charges and is looking at another prison sentence. The APS told us that after 30 day evaluation we could go to court and take gaurdianship. We plan on doing just that too. We are going to bring her here to our town where she will be closer to her family and also to where we can see her anytime we want to. We are putting her in an assisted living home w/ppl like her so that she can interact and make new friends and be more independant! Im happy things are starting to look up and for the real friends who took the time out to read my other blog and say a prayer i thank you very very much!! I will keep you updated!
I'm Gonna Start This Thing Off..
By just copy and pasting from my other blog.. This is the most Recent. "Mama mama mama.." I've come to a realization that..I'd be happy if I didn't have to deal with my mother ever again.I'm done with being berated after EVERY. SINGLE. PHONECALL.I have an attitude problem? I WONDER where it comes from, you crazy woman. You wonder why I'm so fucking stubborn? BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO END UP LIKE YOURSELF AT FIFTY-EIGHT YEARS OF AGE.Go home.. ha. You never made a place for me to "go home" to. You can't help me. You are far from stable.And don't tell me I don't know what to fucking do to protect myself after our house is broken into.I wouldn't bother calling me again till you learn how to treat the one person in your whole family that can handle your anxiety causing behavior. Cause you know what, they won't say it. but they can't stand your attitude either. Don't complain about one thing and when people extended a helping hand to you, scare them off with your so called "high s
My Life
I wonder if there are people out there that are the same as me. I am 26 years old and dealing with the average problems every 26 year old does along with a few others. These are not major problems in comparison to some others I have seen and trust me I am grateful for that. For every morning that I wake up and get out of bed I am also thankful. I may not be the healthiest but there is always someone much worse off then I am so again I am thankful. I may not be able to do alot of things your typical 26 year old does but hey I get by. I may need alot of help with my day to day things that everyone does so easily and almost take for granted that they can complete these tasks on their own. Trust me, I was one of these people. Nobody realizes how much everything means to them till they don't have the ability to complete the tiniest tasks that they do every second of everyday. Just to be able to wake up and get out of bed, stretch and say "Hello World!" without any help would be a d
These Days
Opening the door to the endless chances that awaitI can't wait to have my heart face its fateTo caress the hand who makes my heart thump out of controlwho is without any doubt the keeper of my soulAs where ever we are there is every thought of one anotherhow we represent the essence of the hearts of our motherKnowing that every step is covered with trust and passionno worries can be found in our daily fashionHolding onto only the desires that drive us beyond tomorrowits comforting to know that we won't be the cause of each others sorrowAs each morning would be a blessing if I held her heartand I would conjure ways to entice while we were apartSo take these days we grasp without the netsshow your natural beauty with no regretsCause no way are you alone anymoreno way can you say that you never felt true AmoreOpening my eyes to your precious glowthere isn't a moment I won't give to really showEach glance from you will be cherished like a rain drop of a flowerEach touch will be embraced l
If A Tree Falls...
and no one is there to hear it, does it make any sound?Such are the thoughts running through my mind today. That saying makes me wonder about a person's existence. If one person ceases to exist, what effect does it have on the rest of the world if they know?According to what I found on the internet, the estimate world population in February 2009 was 6,761,600,203. I sat here and thought of it in these terms:Take the entire world population and line them up in rows side by side and have them all close their eyes. Then have a hand reache down and pluck one person out of that 6 billion plus people. Everyone opens their eyes and looks around. Who is going to know that one person of that vast number has vanished without a trace? Well, there are at least three people. The person in back of that missing person and the person on either side would most likely notice them to be missing. The person in front would not know, because they would not have seen the person behind them unless they had tu
Tonight 21.00 Hrs Uk 7/05/2009
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/madeleine-was-here
Just A Poem!
CHARTLESS BY: EMILY DICKINSON I NEVER SAW A MOOR, I NEVER SAW THE SEA; YET KNOW I HOW THE HEATHER LOOKS, AND WHAT A WAVE MUST BE. I NEVER SPOKE WITH GOD, NOR VISITED IN HEAVEN; YET CERTAIN AM I OF THE SPOT, AS IF THE CHART WERE GIVEN.
Housisms Season 5
Housisms from Season 5 "The paperwork might be awkward. Primarily the stuff they make you fill out at the Unemployment office." - Under My Skin "Regular radical, me radical or me out of my mind radical?" - Under My Skin "I have no reason to feel guilty. It doesn't make sense, unless there's something wrong in the limbic area of my brain." - Under My Skin "I think skinless women are hot." - Under My Skin "The irrational part of my brain thinks like the rational part of yours." - Under My Skin "Don't give me the cancer voice, the overly earnest tone - " - Under My Skin "Worse? Double death?" - Under My Skin "I've been popping pills for years; I've only been seeing things for days. Something changed." - Under My Skin "I can feel myself repressing all kinds of icky things." - Under My Skin "Time for a celebratory scotch... or three." - Under My Skin "See, the problem with speculation is you make a speck out of you and some guy named lation." - Under My Skin "Right, I'm being cy
Enact The Zombie Plan!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090512/sc_mcclatchy/3231765Read it and be prepared lol!
Supposed Family
One thing that has come to be a normal with me is the people i befriend andthen consider each other family and then they try to take advantage of it by trying to turn me against one of the other friends i have by either saying bad things about them or bitching about them constantly,both of which i am getting very tired of hear,and no this rant is not aimed at anyone here on fubar.
Someone Help Me
OK ive been working my ass off trying to find a fucking job and no one wants to hire me, i take out my piercings and look proffesional when i go in to fill out apps and still no one calls me back or is hiring at the moment .....i need the fucking cash my sister is a fucking nazi bitch with a power pole stuck up her ass and is making us all (my family) move when we cant afford it , im a great artist and every one tells me i need to be a tatto artist and to go get my apprentice ship but i cant afford 3000 plus dollars for one out here , im just trying to make 2500 so that i can get the fuck out of here and to my bfs and he offered to come and get me and all that but i told him no cause i want to be able to do this on my own and im failing i feel like such a fucking failure ,i went to a day labor place for like a month and half every fucking day 4 am to 12:30 in the afternoon (when they closed for luch) waiting for work and they only sent me out 3 times 3!!! and all i want is a fucking
Wallmart Material
My first day of employmentSo after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Here For Nascar Day!!!
CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- The NASCAR Foundation has partnered with the Motor Racing Network and Sirius NASCAR Radio is taking to the airwaves May 11-18 for a week-long celebration of NASCAR Day. Fans can tune in to Sirius for live updates and interviews with some of your favorite NASCAR celebrities. On NASCAR Day, Sirius is celebrating by broadcasting live from 11 a.m.-6 p.m. on May 15 from the Sam Bass Gallery in Concord, N.C. NASCAR Day Web site Costner named spokesman APlus at Sunoco offers pins NASCAR Day goes pink The NASCAR Day Radiothon on MRN, sponsored by AFLAC and Sprint, on May 16, will serve as the grand finale of a week of festivities that aim to raise much needed funds for The NASCAR Foundation and its Family of Charities. Fans in participating markets will be able to tune in to listen to stories of inspiration and hope from kids whose lives have been changed from the generosity of NASCAR fans, and to hear from their favorite Sprint Cu
He Needs Help Leveling
Please Help my Son Level, show him some luv. He has been at the same level for a while. He is Awesome, Plus he is going to Bootcamp in August, so please yall give him the love that he deserves, ty http://fubar.com/user.php?u=1043909&friend=1043909" target=_blank>Soon To Be Marine......Fu-Engaged to Cherry Kool-Aidhttp://b.pca2.fubar.com/90/93/1043909/tn_1782569340.jpg">href="http://fubar.com" target=_blank>@ fubar
Military Tribute....add Yourself Or Military Friends, Family..
Remember your Soldier this Memorial Day...add them to my tribute...SB/PM me. Check out my folder...will add new pics daily through memeorial day
Simple Vs Real
Simple vs Real Anyone can stand by you when you are right, but a Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong... A simple friend identifies himself when he calls. A real friend doesn't have to. A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life. A real friend says, "What's new with you?" A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent. A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it." A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you wit
On Prayer
People in a Position to Know, Inc. ON PRAYER Mal-2 was once asked by one of his Disciples if he often prayed to Eris. He replied with these words: No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood. "Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill" Werewolf Bridge, Robert Anton Wison The Purple Sage. HBT; The book of predictions, chap. 19 Heaven is down. Hell is up. This is proven by the fact that the planets and stars are orderly in their movements, while down on earth we come close to the primal chaos. There are four other proofs, but I forget them. Josh the Dill King Kong Kabal IGNOTUM PER IGNOTIUS The meaning of this is unknown IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF THAT IT IS A MISTAKE TO HOLD FIRM BELIEFS.
Songs Through The Years (1987 Top-100
1. Walk Like An Egyptian, Bangles2. Alone, Heart3. Shake You Down, Gregory Abbott4. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me), Whitney Houston5. Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now, Starship6. C'est La Vie, Robbie Nevil7. Here I Go Again, Whitesnake8. The Way It Is, Bruce Hornsby and the Range9. Shakedown, Bob Seger10. Livin' On A Prayer, Bon Jovi11. La Bamba, Los Lobos12. Everybody Have Fun Tonight, Wang Chung13. Don't Dream It's Over, Crowded House14. Always, Atlantic Starr15. With Or Without You, U216. Looking For A New Love, Jody Watley17. Head To Toe, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam18. I Think We're Alone Now, Tiffany19. Mony Mony, Billy Idol20. At This Moment, Billy Vera and The Beaters21. Lady In Red, Chris De Burgh22. Didn't We Almost Have It All, Whitney Houston23. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, U224. I Want Your Sex, George Michael25. Notorious, Duran Duran26. Only In My Dreams, Debbie Gibson27. (I've Had) The Time Of My Life, Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes28. The Next Time I F
Songs Through The Years (1995 Top-100
1. Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio2. Waterfalls, TLC3. Creep, TLC4. Kiss From A Rose, Seal5. On Bended Knee, Boyz II Men6. Another Night, Real McCoy7. Fantasy, Mariah Carey8. Take A Bow, Madonna9. Don't Take It Personal (Just One Of Dem Days), Monica10. This Is How We Do It, Montell Jordan11. I Know, Dionne Farris12. Water Runs Dry, Boyz II Men13. Freak Like Me, Adina Howard14. Run-Around, Blues Traveler15. I Can Love You Like That, All-4-One16. Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?, Bryan Adams17. Always, Bon Jovi18. Boombastic/In The Summertime, Shaggy19. Total Eclipse Of The Heart, Nicki French20. You Gotta Be, Des'ree21. You Are Not Alone, Michael Jackson22. Hold My Hand, Hootie and The Blowfish23. One More Chance-Stay With Me, Notorious B.I.G.24. Here Comes The Hotstepper, Ini Kamoze25. Candy Rain, Soul For Real26. Let Her Cry, Hootie and The Blowfish27. I Believe, Blessid Union Of Souls28. Red Light Special, TLC29. Runaway, Janet Jackson30. Strong Enough, Sheryl Crow31. Colors Of The Wi
Songs Through The Years (1998 Top-100
1. Too Close, Next2. The Boy Is Mine, Brandy and Monica3. You're Still The One, Shania Twain4. Truly Madly Deeply, Savage Garden5. How Do I Live, LeAnn Rimes6. Together Again, Janet7. All My Life, K-Ci and JoJo8. Candle In The Wind 1997, Elton John9. Nice and Slow, Usher10. I Don't Want To Wait, Paula Cole11. How's It Going To Be, Third Eye Blind12. No, No, No, Destiny's Child13. My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion14. Gettin' Jiggy Wit, Will Smith15. You Make Me Wanna..., Usher16. My Way, Usher17. My All, Mariah Carey18. The First Night, Monica19. Been Around The World, Puff Daddy and The Family20. Adia, Sarah McLachlan21. Crush, Jennifer Paige22. Everybody (Backstreet's Back), Backstreet Boys23. I Don't Want To Miss A Thing, Aerosmith24. Body Bumpin Yippie-Yi-Yo, Public Announcement25. This Kiss, Faith Hill26. I Don't Ever Want To See You Again, Uncle Sam27. Let's Ride, Montell Jordan28. Sex And Candy, Marcy Playground29. Show Me Love, Robyn30. A Song For Mama, Boyz II Men31. What You Wa
Do We Remember?
A long time ago I got blown up. shot down and stabed (is that one or two b's) I'm 58. old and ugly. I drink to much and I love my cigars. Almost forgot...shot in my right leg. I see this day as many people as a fun day...a fuckin holiday? This day should not be a day of car sales or frig sales. It should be a day of ...for the best of us...to remember and maybe try not to..our loved one...the one we did not know or love...the one who did what all you ass's could not do!
Another From My Wonderful Cali Friend
a rose has throne where the queen bee sits,all around there flowers that need to be tend,a life a foot but not a noose,life is much better and the flowers are fuller cause her heart is full and pours out like chocolate and butter,no matter she says life is grand and i will stay even if its alone....

Site Map