Hope
When all about you is black with gloom, And all you feel is pending doom. When your bones are racked with grim despair - When every breath is a gasp for air. Keep on going, though you need to grope, For around the bend is a ray of hope. A ray of hope is perhaps all that's left, As your will to live has been bereft. You've lost it all, it's just no use! You can end it all, you need no excuse. But throw away that piece of rope, And give yourself a chance of hope. Just give yourself another day, Brushing aside what your thoughts may say. This is your life and you can make a new start, By ignoring the brain - just follow the heart. Taking baby steps in order to cope, And minute by minute you'll build on your hope. Build on your hope,. one day at a time, Though the road be steep and hard to climb. The hurts of the past - they should be dead. The fears of the future are all in your head. Just live in the present and refuse to mope Your life will sparkle for you'

Soul
Close your eyes, To see with your heart, Close your ears, To hear with your heart, Forget your mind, And think with your heart. For your heart will see, When your eyes fail, And your heart will hear, When the voices are confused, Your heart has the answers, When your mind falls short. Remember your heart, For it is the key to love, Remember all love, For love is the key to your soul, Remember your soul, For it is your Foundation.

Shine On
Don't look back at all those times you failed - They are in the past And can not be changed. Don't look back on the painful losses - They were not meant to be anyway. Don't look back and cry over lost time - For you are just wasting more time and contradicting yourself. Don't look back on everything you didn't get - Focus on what you have And how blessed you are to have them. Don't look back and regret falling in love - You enjoyed it while it lasted. Shine on and don't look back.

Life's Epic Battle
With crystal clear alacrity, I wake to the onrush of self pity. Gathering gumption, I stand to fight. All the strength of a porcelain knight. Grasping the lance of frail truth, Fragmented dreams of distraught youth. Donning the shield of denial, A helmet with a painted smile. Bearing, proud, the breastplate of shame. I willfully mount the steed, untame. Holding high, for all to see, the crest- Of broken dreams clung to in jest. Gallantly, I charge into the joust- On hope, so easy and often doused. Braving the onslaught of sorrow, Prestigiously gaining tomorrow. Carrying home a prize that none would share. Over the battlefields of despair. To celebrate, alone, in toast and feast- (If but for today), a conquered beast.

Promises
Yesterday's goals, dim memories. Dark saddened eyes, blurring with tears. Painful scars borne; Love's history. Futures crumble when doubt appears. No brightly lit hope envisioned, When following after harsh words. Hurt soul splits in twain, partitioned. Swooned by appeal - when numbness lured. Apologies made, never bought. Price paid turned out far too costly. Though never known what would be wrought - Must walk into the night softly. One wish, only to be released. Granted - now receive this token. Words written in rhyme, love's deceased. When promises made . . . were broken.

What Country Am I?
You Are Japan You enjoy being part of a group. Having a good reputation is important to you. You get along well with others. You don't openly criticize or insult anyone. You like to co-operate, and conformity is fairly important to you. You love your culture and country. But when you're by yourself, you may have some very eccentric hobbies or interests! What Country Are You?

What Does My Driving Say About Me?
What Your Driving Says About You You are high strung and easily worked up. You have a heck of a temper, and you're ready to fight anyone who ticks you off! You tend to go by what you feel - not by the facts at hand. As a result, you tend to make a lot of uninformed decisions. You'd like to think you're a fair person, but you occasionally think you deserve a special kind of justice. You are an extremely tense, volatile person. Your reactions tend to be over the top. You dislike authority and authority figures. You hate being told what to do. You hate being punished even more. You are somewhat focused, but you are also a bit scatterbrained. Distractions can get you in trouble. You don't feel a responsibility to anyone but yourself. You value your freedom more than anything else. Your ego is normally in check, but sometimes you get a bit egotistical. You tend to be a little self-important at times. What Does Your Driving Say About You?

What Kind Of Tea Am I?
You Are Black Tea You have a bold personality. You're not afraid of simply being yourself. You have the courage to speak the truth. You are fearless in your actions. You come off as a bit intimidating and unapproachable. Only confident people are attracted to you. You don't try to scare off anyone. You're just an intense person! What Kind of Tea Are You?

What Olympic Sport Am I?
You Are Fencing You're competitive but not brutally so. You compete to make yourself better. You find having an opponent to be challenging and rewarding. You are fierce when you're in a competition, but you don't wish your rivals any real harm. What Olympic Sport Are You?

When You Want To Get To It
So do you ever thing that maybe this song is the dow fall of modern relationships? Every girl wanted these guys...then to find out they were gay..the expectations were crushed by all and now its true sometimes a gay man treats a girl like a lady when others dont. lol

Honor!
Whoever appeals against his fellow man Is either a fool or a coward Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both For wounded man shall say to his assalent If I live I will kill you If I die you are forgiven Such is the Rule of Honor

Military Life As We Know It
AMEN!!!! GOD HOW SELFISH WE ARE SOMETIMES.... Body: Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe the sweat fro

Maxine's Thoughts About Thongs
MONDAY'S SUBJECT..( THONGS ) Would you like a thong..?? ( LOL )..The depth of the thong was suited to the human body for obvious reasons...duh.Thongs can be a pain-although believe it or not,they don't torment me personally too much.It just feels like something is up my butt all the time...lol.The thong has touched off a raging debate in the scientific community.Oh Yeah??.A thong is something that you just have to get used too.Apparently,not everyone enjoys thongs as much as other's do.I can't find my thong right now,but can summarize it.Am I too old for thongs?.Hell No..!!..Thongs can be learning opportunities and can be good practice for dealing with life's setbacks.Thongs don't oppress me,they just irritate a little.Thongs usually symbolize an obstacle,i.e.,a struggle against personal conflict,but with eventual success.Although thongs can be pondered,they are better to be worn...LOL.A thong is not so much a matter of position as disposition.SOOOOO.....Where is your thong????.....

Ripped From The Headlines
The Station nightclub fire in West Warwick, R.I., killed 100 people and injured about 200 others. It was the nation's fourth-deadliest nightclub fire. (David L. Ryan/Globe Staff/File 2003) By Jonathan Saltzman Globe Staff / September 21, 2008 Two years ago this month, one of two brothers who owned The Station nightclub in Rhode Island tearfully apologized in a packed courtroom for the February 2003 fire that killed 100 people and scarred many more, physically and emotionally. "This tragedy," Jeffrey Derderian said in a quavering voice, "has our name on it." Globe Graphic Breakdown of settlements in Station fire lawsuits But when the last of about 75 civil defendants tentatively settled lawsuits stemming from the inferno for about $175 million recently, the Derderian brothers and other central figures in the disaster promised to pay less - often far less - than defendants on the periphery of the nation's fourth-deadliest nightclub fire. Jeffrey and Michael Derderian, who

Station Fire 100 Revisited
Since it's going to take me forever to get a high enough ranking to add all 100 pictures, I decided to do things a little different with the station fire 100 All of the 100 are combined into one image, this way they are all included Thanks for taking a moment to see the picture PS, I am working to upload more photos of myself, someone told me there isn't enough :) Peace and Love JezzyGee

Add Me Page....
add my aspiring model page. obviously its on myspace...i have about 100 photos on there and i am takin some photo suggestions. be my friend...leave me some love. xoxox link... http://www.myspace.com/dangerous_disorder

I Love Hiim
U NO THAT I LOVE YOU AND I DONT WANT TOO BE WITH NO ONE ELSE AND I AM HAPPY AND I NO THAT WE WOULD BE HAPPYER IF OUR SON WAS HOME AND I NO THAT MUCH BABY I LOVE YOU AND I DONT WANT PPI THANKING THAT THEY CAN COME BETWEEN US BEC THAT ANT GOING TOO HAPPEN EVER AGAIN I NO THAT MUCH HE IS MY WORLD AND SO IS OUR SON CHASE

Station Fire Images
You may have noticed the images of the Station fire, which I have uploaded to one of my albums. These images may be unnerving to many people, and I would understand if someone chose not to view them. I uploaded these pictures, not only because my sister was a victim, but because it serves as a reminder to everyone. Ignorance will cause a repeat of this disaster. These types of tragedies need to be remembered, because it is through knowledge that we can prevent something like this to happen again. The Station nightclub fire in West Warwick, RI, was a disaster of historical proportion. People entering any public assembly building need to be prepared in case of an emergency. Should you enter? Take a good look Does the building appear to be in a condition that makes you feel comfortable? Is the main entrance wide and does it open outward to allow easy exit? Is the outside area clear of materials stored against the building or blocking exits? Before you enter Have a communicat

Kade's Birthday!
Hello all..... Well, today was Kade's 12th birthday!!! Whew! That's alot of years...for me and him! LOL! Anyway, my Mom and I had lunch with him today at school which totally made his day special!! Then, we had a surprise birthday party/dinner with family and close friends. Now, we have more legos (for me to step over) and I think he has more money than I do! LOL! I am sooo proud of him. He is growing into such a great little man! He is wise beyond his years and doing very well. I have new pictures and as soon as I get unlazy and get them off the camera, I will post for everyone to enjoy! Hope that everyone is doing well....more later!

Nephew Braden
This is my Nephew Braden. Born on 9/18/08 3:19pm

Melissa Code
This is a hard working woman that takes care of her family. In her spare time she always tries to help people. Please stop by her page and show her some much needed Love!!!! lil bit oh fire~member of the Shadow Leveler~member of fu bad girls~@ fubar This is the link to the giveaway she is in, if you would like to help her. This pimpout brought to you by: blaclie22 ~Freelance Bomber~Confederate Bomber~@ fubar

To All U Guys!
THIS IS FOR ALL U GUYS OUT THERE..... I'M TIRED OF BEIN THE ONE TO INITIATE A CONVERSATION. IF UR INTERESTED IN TALKIN TO ME THEN U CAN BE THE ONE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. I AIN'T DOIN IT ANYMORE. THANKS FOR UR TIME.

09/26/08 - Hinder - By The Way (didn't Warn U That I'd Always Stay The Same)
SONG VERSION BELOW By The Way - Hinder LYRICS BELOW In the winding down hours I let your heart down again (What did I do to make a scene so gory?) (I'm no better than the ones before me) Old habits die hard I always end up hating the end (What did I do to make a scene so gory?) (I'm no better than the ones before me) I'm in the middle of a breakdown Watching you scream In the middle of a breakdown Screaming at me And by the way By the way What made you think you'd have it your way? And by the way By the way Don't say I didn't warn you That I'll always stay the same Speechless and frozen Uncomfortable silence again (What did I do to make a scene so gory?) (I'm no better than the ones before me) I'm in the middle of a breakdown Watching you scream In the middle of a breakdown Screaming at me And by the way By the way What made you think you'd have it your way? And by the way By the way Don't say I didn't warn you That I'll always stay

National Girlfriend Week
It is good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Bad Dog
There were two extremely unhappy dogs, a collie and a cocker spaniel, in a vets office. "So what are you here for?", the collie said to the cocker spaniel. "Oh, I'm here because my master's mad at me for pissing on the carpet, he's going to put me to sleep" "Really?", said the collie, "My master's going to put me to sleep too, I keep crapping in his shoes". The two dogs were hanging their heads and bemoaning their fate when a german shepherd is put in a cage next to them. "What are you here for?" said the cocker spaniel. "Well, my mistress was coming out of taking a shower, and bent over to pick up her towel, well, I just couldn't resist myself, so I mounted her. "You did!" said the collie, " So, is she putting you to sleep too?" "Oh no!" said the german shepherd" I'm just getting my nails trimmed".

Deer Nuts & Beer Nuts
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.

Cat & Horse
A cat and a horse are walking through the forest. Suddenly the cat slips into a pit of quicksand. "Help me Ed!", says the cat, "Quick, run home, get the ferari, cruise back here tie a rope to the back and throw It in so you can pull me out." "No way.", exclaimed the horse, "There isn't enough time. I'll back up, get a running start, jump over the pit while my dick drags in the quicksand. You can grab it and I'll pull you out." "That'll never work!", said the cat. "Well dude, you're sinking fast, you don't have much of a choice." "OK, dude, go for it." The horse backed up and ran toward the pit. At the last second, he jumped and let his dick drag in the quicksand. As it passed the cat, the cat grabbed it and, miraculously, was pulled out of the quicksand. The moral of this story? If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a ferrari to get a little pussy.

Kicking Punishment
There's this kid who lives on a farm. He comes home from school in a really bad mood. He sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that. Then he walks into the house. "I saw you kick those animals," his mother said. "For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week." The kid's about to say something, when his father walks in the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat. The kid says to his mother, "You want to tell him, or should I?"

Molly's In Heat
Little Johnny came in from school and asked if he could take his dog, Molly, for a walk. "You can't dear, Molly's in heat," said the mother. "What's heat, Momma?" asked Johnny. "Your dad is out in the garage. You better go ask him," said Momma. "Hey Daddy, I want to take Molly for a walk, but Momma says I can't cause she's in heat. What's heat?" His dad was cleaning his tools in some gasoline. He took a rag, dipped it in the gasoline and rubbed it all over Molly's rear end. "Don't worry about it, son. This will fix her." With that, Little Johnny took Molly for the walk. About twenty minutes later he returned without the dog. "Where's Molly?" his dad asked. "She ran out of gas about two blocks away, Daddy," answered Little Johnny, "But don't worry: one of the neighbor's dogs is pushing her home."

Condom Slogans
Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Don`t be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your sprout. Don`t be a loner, cover your boner. You can`t go wrong if you shield your dong. If you`re not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she`s spunky, cover your monkey. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter. She won`t get sick if you wrap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. While you`re undressing Venus, dress up that penis. When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. Don`t be a fool, vulcanize your tool. The right selection! Protect your erection! Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. A crank with armor will never harm her. If

Offensive Children's Book Titles
Curious George In The Greyhound Station Men's Room A Child's Garden Of Nazi War Crimes James And The Giant Penis My First Book Of Marquis De Sade Where The White Supremacists Are Tales Of A Fourth Grade Crossdresser Jack And The Big Cock Oh, The Places You'll Come The Rabid Little Puppy Robert The Rose Horse Goes To The Glue Factory Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Blow Me Now? The Little Engine That Could Take It In The Ass The Littlest Drama Queen The Lion, The Witch And The Hermaphrodite Curious George And The Gloryhole Charlie And The Crack Lab Charlie And The Great Glass Catheter Are You There God? It's Me, Mengele The Little Golden Book Of Sexual Positions How To Eat Fried Fetus Pat The Pussy (it's Like Pat The Bunny, but it has a latex vagina instead of a cotton ball) The Hardy Boys Double Team Nancy Drew Green Eggs And Samonella Curious George And

Top 10 Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex... 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

Yo Momma's ...
Yo momma's so fat she gets stuck in her dreams! Yo momma's so fat that she sat on four quarters and made it into a dollar bill! Yo momma's so fat that when she sat on a package of skittles she made a rainbow! Yo momma's so fat she went to the beach and sold shade! Yo momma's so fat she uses the swimming pool as a toilet! Yo momma's so fat she uses a basketball as a hackey sack! Yo momma's so fat that she keeps her extra change in one of her folds! Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas! Yo momma's so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck! Yo momma's so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper! Yo momma's so fat every time her beeper goes off people think shes backing up! Yo momma's so fat she's in two time zones at the same time! Yo momma's so fat she has her own area code! Yo momma's so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil! Yo momma's so fat that when she left in

The Dishes
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and It is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes lat

A Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand.... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

Drunk In The Confession Booth
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts. Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."

Johnny's Class
Little Johnny was a foul mouthed little kindergardner. The teacher, Mrs. Smith, didn't like talking to him or calling on him because every time he opened his mouth he ended up in the principles office. One week Mrs. Smith was teaching about the five senses. On Wednesday was Taste. She brought in three meat dishes. All the kids had blindfolds and each got a piece of meat of the first plate. Mrs Smith asked "Can anyone tell me what kind of meat that was?" Nobody raised their hand except Johnny. Against her better judgement she said OK Johnny. He said "That was Beef". Then came the second plate. Mrs Smith again asked "Can anyone tell me what kind of meat that was?" Again, nobody raised their hand except Johnny. She asked if anybody else know the answer thinking that one good answer from Johnny was about all she could expect. Still no hands. Against her better judgement she said OK Johnny. He said "That was Chicken". Then came the third and final plate. Mrs Smith passed out the meat and ag

Knock At The Farmer's Door
The farmer's wife was cooking dinner when there was a knock on the door. She opened it and the man standing there said, "Do you have any pussy?" "Get out of here," the woman exclaimed, shaking her fist, "and don't come around here no more." The next night, the same man came to the door, asking the same question. The farmer's wife slammed the door. When her husband came home that evening, she told him about the two visits. "I'li get that varmit if he comes back tomorrow," he raged. "This time, if he asks you that same question, say yes." The next night at the sound of a knock, the farmer hid behind the door with his shotgun. His wife answered the door. "Do you have any pussy?" the man asked. "Yes, I do," the woman said. "Well, how about giving your old man some," he bellowed, "so he'll leave my wife's alone?"

Money From God
A little boy really wanted $100 badly and he prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. So he decided to write a letter to god, requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to president Clinton (but why nobody is sure). Upon receiving the letter, president Clinton was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to mail the little boy $5. He thought that would appear to be a lot of money to the little boy. The little boy was delighted with the five dollars and decided to write odd a thank you letter. it read as follows: "Dear God, thank you for the money. however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, and as usual, the bastards deducted $95. Thanks anyways."

Pickle Job
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashamed. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh... she got fired too."

The Sample
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

Tame Alligator
A guy walks into a bat with an alligator on a leash. The bartender tells the man that he cannot bring such a dangerous animal into the bar. The man assures him that the gator is completely tame and offers a demonstration. He opens the gator's mouth, places his penis inside and closes it. He then beats the alligator on the head with a stick. Then, he gently opens the gator's mouth, removes his penis and shows it to the crowd. There wasn't a scratch on it. He turns and says, "Now would anyone else like to try?" A little old women raises her hand and says, "Yes I would, but please don't hit me on the head with the stick."

Politically Incorrect Thanskgiving Sayings
Reach in and grab the giblets. Whew, that's one terrific spread! I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist. Talk about a huge breast! "and he forced his way into the end zone..." She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down. It's Cool Whip time!!!! If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst! It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out! "All I want is stuffin'!"

Thanksgiving Excuses
After the meal has been going on for hours, and your family is grilling you about how your life is going these days, try on of these excuse so you can make a quick get away. Things To Do Thanksgiving Day If You Want To Be Excused Early: Remind your 12 year old brother/sister that you left those condoms they asked for in the closet upstairs. Announce that you would like to start a new family tradition, and proceed to take off your clothes at the dinner table. Open the oven, shove hunks of velveeta into the turkey while it cooks. Tell mom it adds the coolest flavor. Shoot olive pits at Grampa's glasses (just pinch them in your fingers and they FLY!!) Whenever someone at the table says a word beginning with the letter R, make a loud "BUZZ"ing noise. When it's your turn to state what you are thankful for, say "latex sheets and crisco". Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when Dad's not looking. Suck your cranberry

Q & A
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A. Only one guy can fit inside a broom closet.

What Nintendo Character?
Which Nintendo Character Are You?You're MarioOkay, so you might not be a short, pudgy, 'stached Italian plumber who loves spaghetti, but when it comes to restoring justice to Mushroom Kingdom, or wherever you reside, you're certainly king/queen. You're the leader that everyone looks to for assistance and advice. Sometimes it's hard being that dependable, but you do like bringing out the hero(ine) inside you.Video Games Quizzes

Chinese Horoscope
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Funny
Funny Bumper Stickers at WishAFriend.com

American Freedom And Rights
Redress of Grievance We, the people of the United States, in order to save the nation founded on July 4th, 1776; do hereby charge the United States Congress and President George W. Bush with Treason Against the American People. This to be laid on the basis that both entities have knowingly, and willfully violated the wishes of the American people by bringing the Federal Government into control in the private sector of American Capitalism. Thus bringing our great nation to the verge of socialism. To continue: the Constitution of the United States of America does not give the legislative branch of the Federal Government authority to take control of private sector investments as purposed in the newly construed 700 billion dollar bail out of private investment businesses. All coming against the wishes of the majority of American citizens without concession for our concerns and rights as The People. In addition: We The People do make a charge of “No Confidence” in the current bu

This Is Cool
Okay ... so people like to watch movies right ... so i don't have a Dvd player ... and the don't make a VHS anymore ... my t.v. won't hook up to a dvd player .... What HAapppen to VHS???? :_(

Comedy
A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.' The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.' She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.

09/30/08 - Social Distortion - Ball And Chain (take Away This Damn Thing)
SONG VERSION BELOW Ball and Chain - Social Distortion LYRICS BELOW Well, it's been ten years and a thousand tears And look at the mess I'm in A broken nose and a broken heart An empty bottle of gin Well, I sit and I pray In my broken down Chevrolet While I'm singin' to myself There's got to be another way Take away, take away Take away this ball and chain Well, I'm lonely and I'm tired And I can't take any more pain Take away, take away Never to return again Take away, take away Take away, this ball and chain Well, I've searched and I searched To find a perfect life A brand new car and a brand new suit I even got me a little wife But wherever I have gone I was sure to find myself there You can run all your life But not go anywhere Take away, take away Take away this ball and chain Well, I'm sick and I'm tired And I can't take any more pain Take away, take away Never to return again Take away, take away Take away, take away th

10/01/08 - The Eagles - Desperado (lets Get Me Up To 500 Views Peeps)
SONG VERSION BELOW Desperado - The Eagles VIDEO VERSION BELOW the eagles - desperado - the eagles LYRICS BELOW Desperado, why dont you come to your senses? You been out ridin fences for so long now Oh, youre a hard one I know that you got your reasons These things that are pleasin you Can hurt you somehow Don you draw the queen of diamonds, boy Shell beat you if shes able You know the queen of heats is always your best bet Now it seems to me, some fine things Have been laid upon your table But you only want the ones that you cant get Desperado, oh, you aint gettin no youger Your pain and your hunger, theyre drivin you home And freedom, oh freedom well, thats just some people talkin Your prison is walking through this world all alone Dont your feet get cold in the winter time? The sky wont snow and the sun wont shine Its hard to tell the night time from the day Youre loosin all your highs and lows Aint it funny how the feeling goes

10/01/08 - Staind - It's Been Awhile
SONG VERSION BELOW Its Been Awhile - Staind VIDEO VERSION BELOW Its Been Awhile-Staind - LYRICS BELOW And it's been awhile Since I could hold my head up high And it's been awhile since I first saw you And it's been awhile since I could stand on my own two feet again And it's been awhile since I could call you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've stretched myself beyond my means It's been awhile Since I can say that I wasn't addicted And it's been awhile since I can say I love myself as well and And it's been awhile since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do And it's been awhile but all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've gone and fucked things up again Why must I feel this way? Just make this go away Just one more peaceful day And

Fun Newspaper Ads
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Top Nine Comments By Nbc Sports Commentators
the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators at the Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.' 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' 4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.' 5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.' 6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.' 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.' 8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks i

Stressed.????????
STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS *If you eat something,and no one sees you eat it,it has no calories. *If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar,the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda fizz. *When you eat with someone else,calories don't count if you do not eat more than he/she does. *Foods used for medicinal purposes,such as hot chocolate,brandy,toast,and Sara Lee banana cake,NEVER count. *If you fatten up everyone else around you,you will look thinner. *Movie-related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of ones personal fuel.Some examples: Milk Duds,buttered popcorn,Junior Mints,Red Hots,and Tootsie Rolls. *Cookie pieces contain no calories.The process of breaking causes calorie leakage. *Things licked off of knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. *Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories.Ex

10/02/08 - Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb (i Have Become)
SONG VERSION BELOW Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd VIDEO VERSION BELOW Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd LYRICS BELOW Hello Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone home? Come on, now I hear you’re feeling down Well I can ease your pain Get you on your feet again Relax I need some information first Just the basic facts Can you show me where it hurts? There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re sayin’ When I was a child, I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons Now I've got that feeling once again I can’t explain, you would not understand This is not how I am I have become comfortably numb I have become comfortably numb Ok Just a little pinprick There’ll be no more --aaaaaahhhhh! But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up? I

The Play Party
She darted around the kitchen finishing up the horderves. She had everything almost ready. It was about time for her to prepare herself. This was the first time that they had hosted a play party. They had been part of the local group for almost a year, but it wasn't until they got their new house, complete with a custom basement dungeon that they felt the time was right to host a party. The knot gnawing at the pit of her stomach increased exponentially each moment that passed. She would be the hostess for the first time, so all eyes would be on her. As such, she was sure that her Master had something in mind. She did not know what it was, but that uncertainty added to the rapidly expanding knot in her gut. From behind, his strong arms wrapped around her waist. Instinctively, she leaned back into the warmth and comfort of his embrace. She closed her eyes and let his presence overwhelm her. It soothed the knot in her gut. "It smells delectable, little one." "Thank you, Master

Punished By The Machine
i am awakened by the sensation of a silk scarf being tightened around my head, over my eyes. i try to move my hands only to discover that You have chained them to the bedposts. "Good morning my pet," You purr, stroking my naked body with your strong hands. "Good morning Master," i reply, giving my wrists another experimental tug. "Have i done something wrong this morning Master?" "I'm afraid so, my pet," you reply. "you did not remember to set the alarm clock last night before falling asleep. I missed work, and you did not wake up to make me breakfast this morning." my heart leaps in fear and guilt. Although Your voice holds no anger, i know you must be furious with me. Master never yells, he just delivers punishments with a heavy hand. "i--i'm so s-sorry, M-Master," i stutter, beginning to tremble in terrified anticipation of my punishment. "May this slut suck your cock to show You how sorry she is?" You do not answer, but deliver a sharp backhanded blow across my ch

Poor Sonja
Mistress Martine and Master Jack watched as their slave sonja stretched out her muscles in their little dungeon. They believed that a fit slave was more fun to use and more flexible. "You see Jack," Martine gestured with her hand. "Now that long stringy hair will not get in the way." Jack had to laugh. He knew Martine had been jealous of sonja's long and very pretty blonde hair. "Okay girl, crawl to me." Sonja crawled across the carpet to her Master and assumed his favorite position with her lips resting on the toe on his shoes, her knees open wide, her ass raised up. "Lick," Jack said. Quickly, sonja used her tongue to lick and clean the top of his shoe. Jack nudged her over to the other one. She cleaned it as well. "Such a good girl," Jack said as he patted her on the head. Martine smiled at him. She was ready for a good time tonight. Martine walked over to the table and said, "Here bitch." Sonja crawled over to her. "Up here, girl." Sonja, not looking i

Kat's Inequities
kat knelt naked at the front door glancing at the clock as she waited. He would be home any minute and she felt her breaths begin to come faster. She looked down making certain her thighs were spread wide apart and her breasts high. She could already feel the wetness between her legs growing and smiled to herself as she watched her nipples harden and stand erect. She held her collar in her hands, the silver one with the silver padlock and His crop lay on the floor before her. Craig had phoned to tell her He was coming home earlier than usual. Kat frowned a little and felt some apprehension because He normally didn't do that. She wondered why He had told her to meet Him in position with His crop waiting for Him. She searched her day's activities in her mind to see if she had disobeyed Him in any way; what did she do today? Suddenly she felt sick to her stomach as she realized she HAD disobeyed. But how could Craig possibly know what she had done? His words of two days echoed loudl

Welcome Home Master
He unlocks the door and enters His home. The workday quickly flows from His body. His troubles seem to melt away. A rye smile creeps over His face. Anticipation fills His veins. He dumps His keys and briefcase on the bench, cracks His knuckles, and heads to the pantry. He slides the door open and let's it bang against the inner wall, knowing it can be heard from below. A pause ... Reaching down, He lifts the floor mat slightly and reveals a steal "O" ring in the floor. Steadying Himself, He lifts the the ring ... opening the trap door with a long slow creeking. He traverses the ladder like wooden steps down the tight opening. His pathway illuminated by candles. At the bottom a small alcove with two shelves and several pegs and hooks. On the smaller shelf, the uppermost shelf, sits a tumbler, filled with ice, Jack Daniels and coke. He lifts the glass to His lips and takes a sip. "Good girl" he thinks as the last of the day washes from His mind. On the pegs before Him hang Hi

Visit To The Cabin
The ride to the cabin became more exciting by the minute. It was only a three hour drive, but it seemed to take Kim and I forever on this trip. We knew that Jonathan and Susan, two of our best friends, had arrived a day earlier and were prepared for our arrival. We had met Jonathan and Susan about a year ago at a local swing club that we joined and hit it off immediately. Kim was immediately attracted to Jonathan and I to Susan. We are both sure it was purely physical since Jonathan stood 6'2" and was in incredible shape. He had the muscular build and six-pack abs that I had been working towards for quite some time. With blonde hair and deep blue eyes he was the envy of a lot of the guys in our club. Susan was no slouch herself, at a slim 5'8" and a figure to die for she has shoulder length brown hair and haunting dark-brown, almost black eyes. We are not sure what drew them to us. We are what you would call an average couple in average shape, but I consider Kim very attractive at 3

Sexy Red!!
Please click her pic and go show her love - rate add fan comment - gift her, thanx Red for doin such a great job hon...love & hugz....Jade

How Long Should I Wait
For how long must I wait to be in your arms. An hour? A day? A week? I shall wait for how ever long it takes. I'm not a very patient person, you know that. But for you I will wait a lifetime for, Without a word, just the reward of your heart at the end. To have your heart in the grasp of my hands, I would keep it safe, protected from all who cause pain. Never again will pain be painted across your face. Never again will you shed another tear. For I will protect you, my body as your shield. I love you more than these words can say, And i will always love you even past my dying day. Listen to my words and embrace them, they are of truth. You are my everything my body, my mind., my soul And most of all my love.

Kiss Me
Kiss me on the neck... let me know im yours... touch me in places ive never been touched before... give me safety...warmth and pleasure... i want to take this love to the deepest measure.... being agressive...yet so sweet.... pulling me close...letting me know your mine to keep... kissing my lips....and exploring my body... ive never felt anything so daring... your skin is soft as it presses against mine... i feel your breath in my ear... your hands tighten on my waist...as i feel a drop of sweat... i know this is something ill never forget.... you tell me you love me as i feel a slight push... it hurts at first....but pleasure i start to gain... pressing so tightly....i finally let go... you hold me close....reminding me you love me... bodies sweaty...naked...and close....my eyes drop.. as i fall asleep upon ur chest... waiting to wake up....just to see your face....and know it was real...

Follow Me Into The Dark
Follow me into the dark, so we can be alone. Don't speak ; just listen. Let my feelings be shown. I want you to know, you are my everything. Words can't describe these thoughts. Oh where do I begin? Come a little closer, this is something you need to hear. Nights are like days, when you are not near. And I hate being away from you. You give me such pride. Baby, you are the one, and in you I confide. Take my hand, I want to feel your embrace. Together now, you and I ; there's no better place. I feel the butterflies ; they're creeping up my spine. Stay with me here. Please be forever mine. 'Cause no other could love you, quite like I do. You stick in my mind, and help me pass the day through. Just remember baby, I will never let you down. To me you're a king, and you deserve the crown. You stole my heart, and I don't want it back. Keep good care of it. Oh please don't let it crack. I know the feeling, and it hurts so much. But I learned to forget, and it helped

Look Into My Eyes
Just look into my eyes and tell me what you see and if you know me well enough you'll see you're the only one for me If you put your head to my chest and tell me what you hear you'd hear my heart beating way too fast and it's just because you're near Baby, just touch my soft body's skin then tell me what you feel you'd feel the heat, burning like flames you'd feel I want you for real Like a volcano, erupting with pleasure when your hands find mine when your fingers glide down my back and run it up and down my spine together we will go to that place, wehere you and I can be alone to that world of passion and desire where your mind will be blown Just close your eyes, just give in to me and I'll give you what you need i want you near, I want you here I want you to feel all my heat

The Perfect Man
THE PERFECT MAN...LOL.. *This photo posted is worth a thousand words.....YA THINK..???? *Someone who will want to lie in bed awake all day on Saturday. *Someone who will offer to dry my mom's dishes. *Someone who will dance in the rain with me. *Someone who will read poetry or sing to me outloud. *Someone who won't be afraid to argue with me,and say he is sorry if he is wrong. *Someone who will accept my apology when I am wrong,which could be alot. *Someone who will still hold my hand,even when we are 80. *Someone who expects to find imperfections,and would have me no other way. *Someone to help cook,clean,do laundry,and is proud to have me on his arm in public. *Someone who will love and respect me no matter what. *Physical Traits: Georgeous eyes,Strong hands,Mesmerizing smile,Firm,Attractive butt,Good posture,Cute nose,Smells good,and Muscles....( Lots of them ) *Personality Traits: Smarter than a doorknob. Romantic,Honest,Passionate,Loyal.

Just Stuff
Well, a dear old friend of mine invited me to Fubar!! I already have a myspace and facebook...however, I always found Facebook to be a little boring because you can't decorate it. Myspace is fun because you can! I'm now finding more and more stuff I can do on fubar...including the decorating!! And the 24 hour "bouncers" who answer any an all questions that we have to get us through the learning process!! I love that!! Myspace doesn't have anything like that!! Sharry, if you read this, thanks for inviting me to Fubar!!! It should prove to be fun and a good way for us to be in touch!!

My Little Hooters
American Triple Freight train Horns running at 150 psi through two valves producing about 156db blast. Yup its dammmmmm LOUD !!!!!!!!!!!

Nfl Football.
So Hows Team Won Today?..My 49ers Lost.They Suck.But i went 11-1 in the local football contest.what team do you like?

Women Are Strange
Why do you think women go so over board when a male talks sex to them where there on a ADULT! site?...I have also noticed that women aver react to things more then men.Like on the net.why do you think this is?...I'm sure it has something to do with them showing more emotions. ~Michael~

'cute "n" Naughty ' Rate/fan/add! ♥'
Want to know how absurd this site is.I rated this girl what i actually thought she was on looks sense i could not rate here by personality sense i know know her.I did not rate her ones.if i were a down rater i would of rated her nothing but ones.People Get so caught up in the rating system its unreal.if your not rating them 10's or 11's if you can then they think your insulting them.sure you have people that say rating does not matter but we all know that's a certified lie.I have seen by my blunt comments & blunt ratings that people get really pissed off if you rate them lower then a 10.please stop lying to your self & the ones that are rating you lower then a 10 that you do not care what they rate you.because you & i & others know you do care & care ALLOT!...Here's a perfect example below... 'Cute "n" Naughty ' Rate/Fan/Add! ♥' Wrote To Me. "Thank you for the wonderful ratings and comments! If you dont like me just get off my page! Or I can get you off my page myself......

Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Things - Miley Cyrus

Ready, Set, Dont Go - Billy Ray Cyrus
Ready, Set, Dont Go - Billy Ray Cyrus

Teardrops On My Guitar - Taylor Swift
Teardrops On My Guitar - Taylor Swift

Shadow Leveler
this lady dark angel is an awesome lady please show her lots of love while she still has her 11 bling she is going through alot right now , one is dealing with the fact that her 15 year old daughter might have lukemia she dont want no pity just please help her i love ya dark angel ~Dark Angel ~AKA ~Blue Eyes*Shadow Leveler*@ fubar

Thought For 10/7
All my life I had been looking for something, and everywhere I turned someone tried to tell me what it was. I accepted their answers too, though they were often in contradiction and even self-contradictory. I was naïve. I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself questions which I, and only I, could answer. It took me a long time and much painful boomeranging of my expectations to achieve a realization everyone else appears to have been born with: That I am nobody but myself. - Ralph Ellison

Talk About Bordem
Questions --- I'm curious to see if there is anyone on MY Friends list that have the guts to repost this, answering the questions themselves. . . . . . . . . Is there someone on ur top friends u would like to have sex with? Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Shower or bath while having sex? Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Do you love someone in your friends list? Love or Money? Credit cards or cash? Have you ever wanted a best friend? Camping or a 5 star hotel? Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? Have you ever been to a strip club? Ever been to a bar? Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you? Had sex in a movie theater? Have you ever had sex at wor

Whose Got The Guts
Questions --- I'm curious to see if there is anyone on MY Friends list that have the guts to repost this, answering the questions themselves. . . . . . . . . Is there someone on ur top friends u would like to have sex with? Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Shower or bath while having sex? Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Do you love someone in your friends list? Love or Money? Credit cards or cash? Have you ever wanted a best friend? Camping or a 5 star hotel? Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? Have you ever been to a strip club? Ever been to a bar? Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you? Had sex in a movie theater? Have you ever had sex at wor

Gender Definitions
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)

Truth O Meter-says 'mostly True'
The Statement Obama "voted for ... $3-million for an overhead projector at a planetarium in Chicago." John McCain on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 in a debate in Nashville, Tenn. Obama sought projector money, though didn't vote on it Seeking to paint his Democratic rival as a spendthrift, Sen. John McCain highlighted a spending request Sen. Barack Obama once made to help a Chicago landmark. “He voted for nearly a billion dollars in pork-barrel earmark projects, including, by the way, $3-million for an overhead projector at a planetarium in Chicago, Illinois,” McCain said during the Oct. 7, 2008, presidential debate. “My friends, do we need to spend that kind of money?” McCain was referring to a spending request for the 2008 budget. And, indeed, the Web site of Obama’s Senate office shows Obama asked for $3-million for the Adler Planetarium. According to Obama’s office, the equipment had begun to fail and deprived people of a learning experience. “The projection equip

Truth O Meter- Says 'true'
The Statement "Two years ago...I wrote to Secretary Paulson, I wrote to Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke, and told them [subprime lending] is something we have to deal with." Barack Obama on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 in a debate in Nashville, Tenn. Obama sounded the alarm on subprimes As the U.S. and world economic systems continue to falter, both Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama claim to have seen the crisis coming to some degree, and tried to head it off. McCain has cited his endorsement of legislation in 2006 that would have reined in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac somewhat. And at the second presidential debate, Obama cited a letter he wrote to federal officials "two years ago." "Understand that the biggest problem in this whole process was the deregulation of the financial system," Obama said during the Oct. 7, 2008 debate. "Senator McCain, as recently as March, bragged about the fact that he is a deregulator. On the other hand, two years ago, I said that we've

Truth O Meter- 'mostly True
The Statement John McCain "is proposing tax cuts that would give the average Fortune 500 CEO an additional $700,000 in tax cuts." Barack Obama on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 in a debate in Nashville, Tenn. High earners get a break under McCain's plan In a debate in Nashville on Oct. 7, 2008, Barack Obama and John McCain tussled over tax policy. Obama, responding to a question about fiscal responsibility, said the federal debt needs to be reduced in a way that shares the burden fairly. "Now, when Senator McCain is proposing tax cuts that would give the average Fortune 500 CEO an additional $700,000 in tax cuts, that's not sharing a burden." To come up with that number, the Obama campaign cites an average CEO salary of $12.8-million and a tax savings of 5.5 percent for the top earners during the year 2012 under a McCain administration. That comes to about $705,000. The math is accurate, but the numbers require a small amount of explanation. The $12.8-million co

Truth O Meter- 'false'
The Statement Barack Obama's plan calls for "mandates and fines for small businesses." John McCain on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 in a debate in Nashville, Tenn. Small businesses exempt from Obama's plan At the second presidential debate in Nashville, John McCain attacked Barack Obama's health care plan. Obama's plan calls for "mandates and fines for small businesses," McCain said. "If you're a small business person and you don't insure your employees, Senator Obama will fine you — will fine you. That's remarkable," McCain said. But we find that when you dig into the nitty gritty of Obama's plan, that's not the case. Obama's plan expands health care coverage for those who don't have it by a number of strategies, such as creating national pools for individuals to buy their own insurance. It increases eligibility for the poor and children to enroll in initiatives like Medicaid and the State Children’s Health Insurance Program. And it aims at reining in costs

Peacin Outtie
HEY Y'ALL IM LEAVIN !!! IF YA GOTTA FACEBOOK ADD ME !!! MECAILLA MARIE NOSTRAS !!!! LOVE YOU ALL !!!

Romance Humor
*A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man. *To be happy with a man,you must understand him alot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman,you must love her alot and not try to understand her at all. *Married men live longer than single men do,but married men are alot more willing to die. *A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,but she does. *A woman has the last word in any argument,anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. *For all those men who say,Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free.Here's an update for you: Now days,80% of women are against marriage,WHY?...Because women have realized that it's not worth buying an entire pig,just to get a little sausage. *

Players Den
Come See Me In The Players Den Im The Only One In There So I Am Geting Bored

10/09 Songs Of The Day
Another two-fer today! This time, these songs are both by Our Lady Peace. "Life" and "Somewhere Out There". ~ Life ~ How many times have you been pushed around? Was anybody there? Does anybody care? How many time have your friends let you down? Was anybody there? Did anybody stare? How many time have your friends let you down? Just open up your heart Just open up your mind How many times has your faith slipped away? Well, is anybody safe? Does anybody pray? Oh, Life is waiting for you So messed up, but we're alive Oh, Life is waiting for you So messed up, but we'll survive How many days have you just slept away? Is everybody high? Is everyone afraid? How many times have you wished you were strong? Have they ever seen your heart? Have they ever seen your pain? Oh, Life is waiting for you So messed up, but we're alive Oh, Life is waiting for you So messed up, but we'll survive She gets high She gets lost She gets drowned by the cost Twice a day,

Dirty Girl And I Bully
OMG ... Two of my FAVORITE Fu's got together ...... and Auto-11'ed each other! Guess I'm odd-man out ..... I can always hold the camera?!?! One totally rocks, the other shrinks my jock! (I'll let you figure it out!) DiRRty ԍirL®™ @ fubar *xmasbaby73*@ fubar Hit em up often, and lets level em BOTH!! Pimped with Love: Paralyzer - Finger Eleven (repost of original by 'Tappinit' on '2008-10-09 16:33:59')

Hey
If anybody every wants to talk just send me a message. And please rate/comment my pics and I'll return the favor

Players Den
hey ever one come check out the players den

Party Time
I put all of my weekend party songs on the top of my playlist! This is going to be a weekend of some craziness! Hell yeah! Much needed! Be sure to check out my playlist! Peace and Love JezzyGee

Why All The Dj's In The Names?
I see so many people with DJ on their name. I think it used to mean something but since ANY ONE CAN DO IT I think its rather silly. Are they something involving radio? Music? Do they DJ at a club? On radio or tv? Do they host a online party? Is it that they run a club in real life or on the internet? What does it all mean? I can ask but I am sure I will get different answers. I don't understand. At the risk of hurting peoples feelings I am going to say this.... I think it is there for the benefit of themselves. To attract people to their profile. I think that it is used to make them selves feel, look and appear special. More than what they are. And WHAT IS UP WITH THE PICS FROM ABOVE! I already know why. Hell if I was vain enough I would do the same thing so I would better than I do or to hide my faults too. But what you see is what you get with me. I dont have to make all my pics like that to hide anything. I am just me. 41 yo with flaws. No tricks

Texas Beat Ou Yehawww
Hook'em Horns.beat OU today.Texas Is #1 by beating #1.

Pictures....
Ok I have this thing that bothers me. SOme people might find it hot or sexy or even something different than I think. What is so great about people that have to have a photo with them holding a gun? I mean come on...what is it that they are trying to prove? That they are big bad ol gun slingin western sooper stars? that they are tough "ganstas"? Or is it that they have no other redeeming qualities that a gun just cancels out the ugly, dumb look on their faces? Maybe. Who knows.... I think that if they just have to show themselves with some kind of weapon in their hand be it a bow and arrow, gun, sword...etc...be artistic with it so it doesn't make you look like a adolescent retard with unrepairable brain damage! Think about it. I know that there are those that will say, "It's their thing" freedom of expression and all that. Yup I agree. But that doesnt change the fact that for the most part...you...still...look....stupid...

The Day Of The Barbarian
www.vimeo.com/1338982 Incase the player don't come up for some of ya-it takes a sec tho. The Day of the Barbarian from Anil Gonzal on Vimeo. Amongst the many dreams we daydream here at HappyFamily Spliffs™, one stands out as the ultimate. That is to meet and work with Steven Spielberg, who, we believe, is an angel God, if one exists, posted on earth to make us see the beauty, mystery, wonder and the magic of this great planet and the universe, and to constantly remind us of what damage we do to ourselves as a race and to the planet itself. Knowing how low he started his career, as a fresh, young and hopeful dreamer at Universal, and how far he has come now, gives us hope that one day we can do the same, if we keep faith in our creativity and never lose sight of our only goal in life, no matter how others may disregard our efforts as rubbish. There are two Stevens we admire and love the most: one is Steven Jobs, the Apple CEO, one of the most creative men on

Freedom Under Attack By Lrh Fundamentalist Attack Cult
Interesting I suppose ... Link to page if it doesn't load in a few secs. www.vimeo.com/1067500 Freedom Under Attack by LRH Fundamentalist Cult from GrahamS on Vimeo. Freedom Under Attack by a Home-Grown Threat: LRH Fundamentalists on the offensive in America and around the world. LRH was a man who despised democracy and created an extremist, totalitarian organization to serve his agenda. He died a fugitive but his followers have continued to practice his dangerous ideology. Now led by the fundamentalist David Miscavige, the organization continues to harm its own people as well as any person or group it perceives as an enemy. youfoundthecard.com exscientologykids.com whyaretheydead.net theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com "Burglaries and Lies Paved a Path to Prison". Los Angeles Times. By Robert W. Welkos and Joel Sappell, Times Staff Writers. June 24, 1990: latimes.com/news/local/la-scientologysidec062490,0,7034344.story (copy-paste the whole URL above

Ah...yes.
And so yes, you know who you are, you BOTH have crossed the 'friend' line and have said things that are not ok. But first off I will handle my man...but as far as YOU...You shouldnt be such a dirty whore. You should have some respect for MY relationship with someone YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. So instead of being all on his jock and shit maybe you should have thought "hmm...what will happen with the gfs?" and then you will be smart. So suck it bitch.

...this Is My Favourite Song...
I used to think I had the answers to everything But now I know That life doesn't always go my way, yeah Feels like I'm caught in the middle That's when I realize CHORUS I'm not a girl, not yet a woman All I need is time, a moment that is mine While I'm in between I'm not a girl There is no need to protect me It's time that I Learn to face up to this on my own I've seen so much more than you know now So don't tell me to shut my eyes CHORUS i'm not a girl, not yet a woman all i need is time, a moment that is mine while i'm in between i'm not a girl But if you look at me closely You will see it in my eyes This girl will always find her way (I'm not a girl) I'm not a girl, don't tell me what to believe (Not yet a woman) I'm just trying to find the woman in me, yeah (All I need is time) Oh, all I need is time (A moment that is mine) That's mine While I'm in between I'm not a girl, not yet a woman, not now All I need is time, a moment that is min

You Might Be Unamerican If........
www.vimeo.com/1147285 You Might Be Unamerican If... from Mob Logic on Vimeo.

10/13 Song Of The Day
Just one song today, a dedication KATY PERRY - Hot N Cold You change your mind Like a girl changes clothes Yeah you, PMS Like a bitch I would know And you always think Always speak Crypticly I should know That you're no good for me Cause you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in and you're out You're up and you're down You're wrong when it's right It's black and it's white We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up You, You don't really want to stay, no You, but you don't really want to go-o You're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in and you're out You're up and you're down We used to be Just like twins So in sync The same energy Now's a dead battery Used to laugh bout nothing Now your plain boring I should know that you're not gonna change Cause you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in and you're out You're up and you're down Yo

Gas Prices
GOOD MONDAY....I GUESS.. You think a gallon of gas is expensive.?? Here are some interesting prices that I stumbled on over the weekend. 1.DIET SNAPPLE..$1.29(16oz.)......$10.32 per gallon 2.LIPTON ICED TEA..$1.19(16oz.)...$9.52 per gallon 3.GATORADE..$1.59(20oz.).....$10.17 per gallon 4.OCEAN SPRAY..$1.25(16oz.)....$10.00 per gallon 5.BRAKE FLUID...$3.15(12oz.)....$33.60 per gallon 6.VICK'S NYQUIL..$8.35(6oz.)....$178.13 per gallon 7.PEPTO BISMOL...$3.85(4oz.)....$123.20 per gallon 8.WHITEOUT....$1.39(7oz.)....$25.42 per gallon 9.SCOPE....$.99(1.5oz.)......$84.48 per gallon The REAL kicker is EVIAN WATER..$1.49(9oz.).$21.19 per gallon,and the buyers don't even know the source. So,the next time you're at the pump,be glad your car doesn't run on water,Scope,or Whiteout...Or God forbid,Pepto Bismol or Nyquil. JUST A LITTLE HUMOR TO HELP EASE THE PAIN OF YOUR NEXT TRIP TO THE PUMP......!!!!!!

Another Site To Keep Me Amused
http://www.perfspot.com/j/claref68 or check oout my profile on this link www.perfspot.com/claref68 BTW I was sent an invite to join and you might have got an invite if you are on my yahoo. (cheers Pest you rock!!!!)

Housework Comedy
Tomorrow I will do the housework, NO EXCUSES!!! (unless they're good ones) 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. 2. If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go! 3. The best mini-vac for an after meal clean up is the dog. 4. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy. 5. Never make fried chicken in the nude. 6. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner. 7. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again. 8. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger. 9. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 10. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 11. Simplify... hire a maid. 12: My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being Hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. 13. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ri

Human Rights Day --- Graphic @ Times
This is a HUMAN RIGHTS video, please recognize what that means before you open it. There are a few areas where points are being made and people with a weak stomach or can't deal with somewhat intense humanity issues should not watch. Human Righs Day (Project 1) from Kamil PINARCI on Vimeo. This was Human Rights Day march to the Israeli Embassy to protest the violation of Palestinian people's rights, and protest against the war in Iraq These two videos were shot by me and my son to show inner city kids in Chicago and Istanbul they can air their problems with simple cameras. To show that, they don't need expensive equipment to promote their ideas. We used 3.0 mega pixel old photo camera in video mode. The project was to inform, empower and train them using video to promote their point, help community to organize against the injustice and social problems. They used simple editing programs and used digital cameras in video mode. I will add their videos la

Hump Day Humor
*What do you call a bunch of tractors sitting outside a McDonalds in Arkansas?....Senior Prom. *What's a rednecks idea of foreplay?....Hey sis,get in the back of the truck. *How does a blonde haired,blue eyed Alabaman spell the word farm?....E I E I O. *What would you call a girl on the arm of an Alabama boy?....A tattoo. *How do you know you are at a Redneck wedding?....Everybody is sittin on the same side of the church. *What does a Redneck divorcee and a tornado have in common?....Either way,you're gonna lose your trailer. *What's the difference between a good ol boy and a Redneck?....Well,the good ol boy wants to raise livestock....and the Redneck wants to get emotionally involved. *The only intellectual Redneck I've ever met was the one that didn't move his lips when he reads. *An Arkansas Redneck married an American Indian,and they wanted to name their baby so as to reflect both races..so they called it Running Dummy. *The ultimate Redneck pickup line i

!!!!! Please !!!!
To the strong and mighty won't you please lend a hand: Some-where out there in this world children are losing their land. When will piece ever happen. Why do countries cease to exhist. Poverty stricken, dying from diseases: Don't you hear the orphans cry, "won't you feed me please". Soldiers bodys here and there pools of blood every-where. It's something of a crying shame wondering why they even came. To the strong and mighty won't you please lend a hand: To many children are dying, so many mothers crying. They live with death each and every-day, mourning their loved ones as they carry them away. War has taken their freedom to live in piece. Father please reach out your hand and take the children to the promised land, keep them safe with-in your heart. The wars are close and men are killed before dark. Why do they fight in a country so small when children are dying and we still hear them crying: Will you feed us "please" By Miss Pauline Kireto---2007

10/15 Third Song
For shits and giggles, I added this song too GNARLS BARKLEY - CRAZY I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that place. Even your emotions had an echo In so much space And when you're out there Without care, Yeah, I was out of touch But it wasn't because I didn't know enough I just knew too much Does that make me crazy Does that make me crazy Does that make me crazy Possibly [video version] Probably [CD version] And I hope that you are having the time of your life But think twice, that's my only advice Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are, Ha ha ha bless your soul You really think you're in control Well, I think you're crazy I think you're crazy I think you're crazy Just like me My heroes had the heart to Lose their lives out on a limb And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked li

Happy Thursday!!!!!!!!
What did you reali​ze today​?​ That even friends are fake Name one perso​n that made you smile​ today​. my son Hold hands​ with anyon​e latel​y?​ yup my son a my hubby What were you doing​ at 7:​45AM this morni​ng?​ waiting with my son at the bus stop What will you be doing​ tomor​row?​ dont know yet What is your favor​ite candy​bar?​ Twix What is the best ice cream​ flavo​r?​ Mint Cho. Chip What was the last thing​ you cried​ about​?​ dont know Have you bough​t any drugs​ this month​?​ hell no When was the last time you ran? yesturday Who is the last perso​n to send you a comme​nt on fubar? bad4u Do you take vitam​ins daily​?​ yup Who was the last perso​n you rode in the car with that was under​ 21?

10/17 Songs For Friday
In a mixture of moods today. But, I felt these two songs, among others on my playlist are appropriate for today. ALANIS MORRISETTE - ALL I REALLY WANT Do I stress you out My sweater is on backwards and inside out And you say how appropriate I don't want to dissect everything today I don't mean to pick you apart you see But I can't help it There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off Slap me with a splintered ruler And it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there already If only I could hunt the hunter And all I really want is some patience A way to calm the angry voice And all I really want is deliverance Do I wear you out You must wonder why I'm so relentless and all strung out I'm consumed by the chill of solitary I'm like Estella I like to reel it in and then spit it out I'm frustrated by your apathy And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land If only I could meet the Maker And I am fascinated by the spiritual man I am humbled by

10/18 Songs
Well, sitting around this morning, feeling "neutral" for lack of a better word. I'm going to my friend's birthday/halloween party tonight, which is exciting, but didn't want to put the party music back on top of the playlist again this weekend. I wanted to do something a little different today. So, I decided to put some of my ol' skool favorites on the top 10. Just some songs I haven't listened to in awhile. So, here they are for you today. ROMEO VOID - NEVER SAY NEVER (still feeling this one today) WYCLEF JEAN - GONE TILL NOVEMBER TOADIES - POSSUM KINGDOM BUTTHOLE SURFERS - PEPPER TATU - NOT GONNA GET US (Gotta love lesbians) PRIMITIVE RADIO GODS - STANDING OUTSIDE A BROKEN TELEPHONE BOOTH WITH MONEY IN MY HAND NEW RADICALS - YOU'VE GOT THE MUSIC IN YOU HARVEY DANGER - FLAGPOLE SITTA MARCY'S PLAYGROUND - SEX & CANDY (What I want for the halloween! LoL) FUN LOVING CRIMINALS - SCOOBY SNACKS What an interesting mix o

My Tormented Heart
I thought I knew you (knew you well) But out of the Blue Came a story to tell. You loved me-- very much you said; You even had hopes that Thee I would wed. Unfortunately (back in the past), you did a thing that caused us not to last for much more than a fling. My heart was broken (snapped in two). Words could never be spoken to repair it-not even by you. Was she pretty? Was she nice? Hmm. What a pity-- You weren't even attracted twice. Now all has been cast aside, All has been lost-- Your dreams, your efforts, and pride; Because you failed to calculate the cost. I'm still here for you, though, I'll always be there. It happened before we occurred--a long time ago... There's no need to live in despair! Well, that's what I thought then. But I was a million miles away. (Or was it ten?) From my travels, I couldn't really comfort you from day to day. We called. We wrote. We made plans. We had a dream that no matter what we'd

Can't Sleep
I hate pain when it comes to my head! Teeth and Headaches are the worst and I want to die. I am in so much pain right now and I have to wait a whole week before I can get this damn thing pulled out. I don't have insurance and It would cost me $8000 to get a root canal. Damn. Thank god I am going to school to better my career so that I will someday have great benifits and hopefully before I lose all my teeth. LOL! All I want to do is sleep! Well, that is all for now I guess!

Red Soxs Headed For Anthor Miracle?
Can they do it again and pull off yet another miracle or well the Ray youthfulness pull them through. Lets go lets go Lets Red Soxs. Lets Go...Philly

Rain Animation
  This tutorial was written for those who have a working knowledge of PSP.Supplies Needed:PSP XI (any version will work) I used artwork by .my Darling daughter Kelly-ann. Cooper you can vist her site HEREplease do not use her work without written permission.WINDOW FRAME OF YOUR CHOICE YOU CAN GET MINE HEREEYE CANDY 4000 This is not really a tag tutorial this is just so you get the basic idea of how to add rain to an image.Ok open your frame in psp New Image 500 x 500 copy and paste your frame as a new layer this layer should always be at the top of your layer pallet Now with your selections tool SETTINGS : Rectangle mode add shift ( if you are using an earlier version hold down the shift button )select each square of your window so you have 12 squaresNow take the image you want to see through the window and move it around until you have the view you want through the window Selections invert selectionhit delete to get rid of the extra bits of the image you don't need. Keep selected

Without Limits
This tutorial was written for those that have a working knowledge of PSP.Supplies Needed: PSP XI *Filters* VM Toolbox Filter Kang Image of your choice, I am using the awesome art of Adam Braun, Rose of your choice I am using one of the many wonderful roses by Rainbow Coffi   My Word Art or one of your choice. Remember Save Often. ---------- New image 400x200 Flood fill with The colour your choice, The colour you choose becomes part of your background so be sure to choose one that goes well with your tube. Next go to Effects and Kang Houdini is Only sleeping default settings Go to image>canvas size with the following settings   we need the canvas to be doubled in both width and height and in the top right h

Drink With Me
This tutorial was written for those who have a working knowledge of PSP. Supplies Needed: PSP XI Filters of your choice I used Filters unlimited 2.0 but anything that gives you a nice spooky texture is fine. Image of your choice, I am using the awesome art of Candra Mask of your choice I am using one of the many wonderful masks that Vaybs has to offer. My Blood Drip Animation & puddle you can get HERE Remember Save Often. --------- Open your tube, duplicate the image and close your original. Ok we are going to work with a big canvas and resize later as it gives you more room to work with. Go to Image Increase Canvas size to one that gives you plenty room to work I made my longest side 1000 pix Ok close off your tube just so it's out the way for a while. New layer Flood fill with black New Layer Flood Fill with a dark colour from your tube,

Make Your Own Word Art
This tutorial was written for those that have a working knowledge of PSP.Supplies Needed:PSP XI Font's Of Your Choice. But you can use what ever Font you like. I am using XI but you should be able to follow the instructions in earlier versions. Ok open a new image size isnt important but give yourself room to work. Useing your text tool Type out what you want to say. "We shape ourlivesnot by what wecarry with us-but by what we leavebehind" Now highlight either, a word, or a line, at a time. It's upto you. Now choose the size, font,Colour you would like the word to be. Ok so we got something that looks like word art but its still a bit plain. Nnot very exciting so let's play around with it a little but shall we, First off if you had your text tool set to floating goto selections select none. Now useing your lasso select around either a word or a letter, Goto selections promote selection to layer, keep selected make your original layer active again and press delete.

Bully
DJ COLD VENGENCE LIVE ON AIR CLICK THE BANNERS TO COME JOIN US HARD ROCK AND METAL AT ITS BEST WE ARE THE OLDEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR (repost of original by 'SLADE~The Original Cowboy from Hell~creator of XFTR~The Scooter Bar~GodFather~XFTR metalHead Mafia ~' on '2008-10-20 10:36:31')

Need A Job?? $550 A Week!!!
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Money Related
"Learn how to make a life-changing income of $100,000 to $250,000 with your Internet business... even if you're a computer dummy!" Review: "The Insider Secrets to Marketing Your Business on the Internet" by Corey Rudl I've just finished reading the brand-new 2005 version of Corey Rudl's top-selling Internet marketing system, "The Insider Secrets To Marketing Your Business On The Internet," and frankly, I'm overwhelmed by the huge amount of critical wealth-building information he's managed to pack into these two hefty binders and 3 CDs! But I guess I shouldn't be surprised; after all, when the box containing these materials showed up at my door, it weighed in at over 10 pounds! That's 10 pounds of the most comprehensive marketing strategies, test results, case studies, tools, and ideas for generating a life-changing income online (from $1,000s to over $1 million) you're ever likely to read! I'm talking about information like... Step-by-step advice for starting your ow

10/22 Top 5 Song List
Hello my friends, Things are going okay today, can't really complain. I am sitting at home, awaiting word from my best friend, Shawn, whose wife is in the hospital, in labor and getting ready to give birth to their first child, a son. They are naming their son after Shawn's brother, Edward Bradley Corbett III, who died in the Station fire. So, lil' Eddie, my lil' pumpkin, is arriving sometime tonight, or early tomorrow! I cannot wait! So, in honor of my new lil' "nephew" about to be born, I dedicate this song list to him, and to my best friend Shawn, and his wife Emily. NATASHA BEDINGFIELD - UNWRITTEN TRIK TURNER - FRIENDS & FAMILY CREED - WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN DES'REE - YOU GOTTA BE WHITNEY HOUSTON - YOUR LOVE IS MY LOVE I am so happy for them! Can't wait till my lil' pumpkin is finally here!

Myspace
if any of my friends are on myspace let me know i will ad you give me your name i will add u and comment your pics

Lil' Eddie Is Born!
Good morning my friends, I am so happy to announce that my best friend Shawn and his wife Emily are the proud parents of a little boy. Edward Bradley Corbett IV was born last night at 10:58pm on at Women & Infants Hospital. Just over 6lbs, he and his mom are doing great. I received the phone call this morning from Shawn. I can't wait to go visit my lil' pumpkin today. I will be taking pictures and will upload some to my profile later this afternoon. Congratulations to the new mom and dad! I love you guys!

Douyo Know Someone With Auto 11"s Leave A Pm
will be updated as needed ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™...Fu Owned by FU M@M@@ fubar

When I Said I Do
These times are troubled and these times are good And they're always gonna be, they rise and they fall We take 'em all the way that we should Together you and me forsaking them all Deep in the night and by the light of day It always looks the same, true love always does And here by your side, or a million miles away Nothin's ever gonna change the way that I feel, The way it is, is the way that it was When I said I do, I meant that I will 'til the end of all time Be faithful and true, devoted to you That's what I had in mind when I said I do Well this old world keeps changin', and the world stays the same For all who came before, and it goes hand and hand Only you and I can undo all that we became That makes us so much more, than a woman and a man And after everything that comes and goes around Has only passed us by, here alone in our dreams I know there's a lonely heart in every lost and found But forever you and I will be the ones Who found out what forever mea

Rates And Rips
SO MANY PEOPLE ON HERE SEEM TO THINK THAT WE ARE ALL THE SAME. WE ALL SHOULD BE RATED A 10 AND NOBODY SHOULD RIP SOMETHING FROM SOME ONE ELSE WITHOUT ASKING.FIRST OFF THATS WHY IT'S CALLED RIPPING YOU DONT HAVE TO ASK GROW UP. WAKE UP NOT EVERYBODYS A 10 AND IM NOT A ROBOT OR YOUR SLAVE YOUR NOT MY GOD OR MY PARENTS SO FUCK OFF.I'M NOT A BAD PERSON BECAUSE YOU THINK SO. SO KEEP YOUR LITTLE THIS PERSON IS A LOSER BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME A 10 COMMENTS TO YOURSELF YOU MUST ENJOY LIEING TO OTHERS? AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY TASTE IN THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT BECAUSE EVERYTHING SHOULD BE THE SAME TO YOU. SO DON'T HATE ME FOR BEING ME AND STOP HATEING ME BECAUSE I'M NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^..^ ''

Sacramento, Pa Hang Gliding
Sacramento, PA Hang Gliding from DanTuck on Vimeo. Quick launch and landing at the Sac

A Sad Day
For 9yrs you report to work faithfully and do the very best you can.Then out of the blue you get called in the office only to be told you have to be let go:(. The only light at the end of this tunnel is 1. my former employer is give me some leads for any job,and is going to cover my insurance for 2mos and 2.give me a good servants pay.

Dilluted Fantasy
Verse 1 I don't know where to start(softly sung). Everything reminds me of you and what we use to have(sung). You left me in shambles of my former self(screamed). I know now that no one will ever pick me up off of the shelf(screamed). Chorus) You and I are meant to be(screamed). This is a dilluted fantasy(screamed). In all reality, you hate me(screamed). I have nothing and nothing has me(screamed). Verse 2) Get out of my god damn thoughts and superficial dreams(screamed). I have nothing to gain, nothing to lose, so it doesn't matter what path I choose(sung). I have had all that I can take(sung). Chorus) I'm going to be happy for the rest of my god damn days(screamed). This too is a dilluted fantasy(screamed). Nothing matters much to me(sung). I won't let you see what you have turned me into(sung). You and I share a life together without wear or tether(sung). THIS IS MY DILLUTED FANTASY(screamed)!!!!!!!!!!!.

So Quick To Judge
(Verse 1) Everywhere I go, there are people who look at me and think so negatively. Only if they knew who I was and about the heart that I have inside. I have spent too many years hating the fact that I am alive. All that I want out of life, is to be able to love and be loved in return. (Chorus) People are so quick to judge me. They look at what I wear and act as I don't have a care. They say things like, you are going to hell for the way look and live my life. Only if they knew my plight. So quick to judge without knowing me. So quick to judge every little thing. (Verse 2) I hurt and bleed just like everyone else, but everyone thinks differenlty. I only want to be happy. I do not want or need material possesions or wealth. I could care less for any of that. I only want to love and be loved back. (Chorus) You all are so quick to judge without asking questions. So quick to judge without getting to know me. So quick to judge and saying that I am not a human being. (Verse 3)

Awww, I Just Got My Feelings Hurt...
I wana delete my fubar account can anyone show me how... I just got my lil feelings hurt

I Am New On Here
Hi, I am happly married so on this site I am ONLY looking for friends, again I am ONLY looking for friends NOT friends with benafets. I just wanted to make that Clear to everyone. Let me know if you want to chat, message me. Have a nice day. :)

For The Shadows...
our eyes meet, magnetic poetic, your lips touch mine, erotic electric, arms encircle me, euphoric idyllic, together we, synchronic rhythmic. and you still wonder - do I love you? a query you should never have to voice, those words remaining within, answered by tenderness of touch, by sweet emotion, by thoughts mirrored in chestnut irises, that brush softly across you, painting images deep within memory, while this soul speaks to yours, saying all the words ever needing to be said.

Nobama
vote mccain if you want to have a country left. vote mccain if you are against socialism and against an elitist who made fun of joe the plumber after telling him he "wanted to spread the wealth because that's whats best". vote mcain if you are against partial birth abortion. vote mccain if you are against hate speech from the pulpit of the trinity church that teaches separatism and seeks the secession of black citizens from the united states rather than real eradication of racism. vote mccain if you know obama has still refused to provide proof of natural birth citizenship when mccain has. vote mccain if you think obama's character is shady because he removes the american flag from his plane, or wont hold his hand over his heart when the pledge of allegiance is being recited. vote mccain if you are against a radical muslim leader, known anti-semite, anti-white, hate speech leader Louis Farakhan who supports Obama, and referred to Obama as the messiah. Rev.Wright and Louis Farakhan both

Who Am I??
Who am I? I am neither you nor me I am neither captive or free I’m not boring but really not funny You see, I don’t know who I am I’m not stupid but not very smart Not all together but not totally falling apart Some say I’m cold but others see my heart Why can’t I figure out This person that I am? Confused sometimes and clear the rest I always feel like I’m living a test Walking through life? Or a tidy lil mess? Who am I? Neither here nor there Neither plain or full of flare I’m an original trying to make it In a world trying to take it But I won’t let them break it ’Cuz that wouldn’t be Who I am

Dungeon
She was so nervous; tonight was the night Master was presenting her to his group of friends. She knew this night was very important to Master, so she carefully prepared herself just the way Master had instructed. She very carefully washed herself, with the soap that Master instructed her to use. She made sure her body was free of any hair. She put on the scent that Master liked the best. Just lightly, enough to make her feel a little Feminine. She slipped into the outfit that Master had chosen; it was a short skirt, with a slit up the side, and a halter style top. It was in a beautiful shade of emerald green that showed off her red hair and fair coloring. She was ready at the time Master told her to be. She knew to be late would not be good. She had been with him for about a month now, and this would be the first time she would be presented to his friends in public. She had met a few of his friends during the past week, but none as important as the ones she would be meeting tonight.

Waiting
Dressed in a black PVC trench coat with the outfit her Master had her wear every Thursday on underneath, Dinah knocked twice (the number of times her Master had told her to) on the door to his tenth-storey flat. She waited the long minutes until He answered the door. He always made her wait... the thoughts of what might happen tonight swimming through her mind. He didn't smile as he opened the door and ushered her in. "Today, slave, we will be in the dungeon," He told her. The dungeon was a large room Master had had specially adapted. Dinah walked down the hallway and entered the dungeon. She stood in the middle of the room, her posture perfect, hands by her side, chin up. Master made her wait again. She wondered what He was doing. Was He having a drink? Smoking a cigarette? Or just standing outside the door, enjoying making her wait? Knowing that the expectation was making her crazy. That her nipples were hard, her stomach tight with longing, her cunt tingling and wet. Master

Marielle Hangs
The girl hung from a harness in the center of the dungeon, ankles and wrists cuffed together, secured to a hook from the ceiling. She was swinging gently from the harness, thinking to herself that she was not really enjoying this. She would never utter a word of complaint, yet hanging from the ceiling of the dungeon for hours at a time was not on the top of her list of favorite things to do. She stilled as she heard the door to the dungeon open, completely unable to see whether Master Leon or Mistress Daphne had entered, or if one of the other girls had been sent in to punish her more. "Marielle, Mistress Daphne has asked me to come join you. I am to kneel on the floor beneath you but we are not allowed to chat." A girl moved across the dungeon, kneeling down on the marks on the floor. She rested back on her heels as she laid her hand, palm up, upon her creamy thighs. Her thighs slid apart automatically, and anyone watching would know this was not the first time she had been in this

Marielle's Punishment
Master Leon stood in the doorway, his slave sleeping soundly on the bed with her mistress. One would expect them to be curled together, but this was not the case, however the sight before him was quite erotic. With that mere thought, Master Leon felt his cock stir. He looked at his wife sleeping quietly between their slave's legs. Marielle was shackled spreadeagle on their bed, naked, sans for the clamps on her nipples and slave bells around her ankle. Mistress Daphne started to stir, turning her head a bit to look behind her, grinning slightly as a gentle blush crept across her cheeks. She stands, walking over next to her husband and whispers softly in his ear, "I think I might have worn her out. I didn't mean to." Leon just laughed, a loud, hearty, guffawing laugh, loud enough to wake the dead. Marielle jumped, waking suddenly, the metal from the cuffs clanking against the steel headboard. Leon walked over to the bed, looking down at the girl, right into her eyes. She bit her l

Punished By The Machine
i am awakened by the sensation of a silk scarf being tightened around my head, over my eyes. i try to move my hands only to discover that You have chained them to the bedposts. "Good morning my pet," You purr, stroking my naked body with your strong hands. "Good morning Master," i reply, giving my wrists another experimental tug. "Have i done something wrong this morning Master?" "I'm afraid so, my pet," you reply. "you did not remember to set the alarm clock last night before falling asleep. I missed work, and you did not wake up to make me breakfast this morning." my heart leaps in fear and guilt. Although Your voice holds no anger, i know you must be furious with me. Master never yells, he just delivers punishments with a heavy hand. "i--i'm so s-sorry, M-Master," i stutter, beginning to tremble in terrified anticipation of my punishment. "May this slut suck your cock to show You how sorry she is?" You do not answer, but deliver a sharp backhanded blow across my ch

Yes, My Lord
Lord Winchester sat at his ornate desk and mulled over the account ledgers in front of him. As owner and manager of one of the largest estates in Northumberland, Winchester had to be knowledgeable in many fields. A good head for business matters was just as important as knowing which crops to plant and when to plant them or which stallion to breed to which mare. Winchester's voracious appetite for sex peaked when he was at his country estate. Perhaps it was the fresh air or the wholesome country food, but it was more likely the presence of a large female staff - much larger than was customary - who were available to him at the snap of his fingers. An important part of their jobs was to cater to the Lord of the Manor's voracious sexual appetite. They were exceptionally well paid to entertain Lord and Lady Winchester and their decadent friends, and they carried out their duties with enthusiasm. After making one final bookkeeping entry, Winchester pushed the ledgers aside and stroll

The Dungeon
I lie awake looking up at the ceiling, gazing into the darkness. I'm startled by the sound of footprints coming towards my room. As they reach the door, I shudder not knowing who or what it might be. As I watch the knob on the door turn, I become frightened. Lying naked and helpless in my bed watching, the door begins to open. My tanned frame is curled into a ball on the bed, breathless; afraid I watch. The door swings open wide, my eyes searching and trying to see the entrance. A dark tall muscular shape appears. My eyes adjust. I smile and unfold my body, moving to my hands and knees on the bed. The form in the doorway is my Master, a very handsome man. Master's tall masculine frame walks to the chest of drawers. I begin to feel the burning in my belly, the sensation of wanting the man that owns me to take and use his property as she should be used. I watch. He takes from the drawer some handcuffs and a few other items. My eyes become big wondering what he has planned. My eyes

The Dungeon
When we finished making love last night, I was lying atop of you – you on your stomach – my cock buried in you from the rear. We both were so tired that we dropped off to sleep – me lying on top of you – covering you so that you would not be chilled – my cock still hard and erect inside you although my ball sack had just been sucked dry by the milking muscles of your velvet sheath. The day dawns – scarcely moving throughout the night – we were just as we fell asleep. My cock – still rock hard? No, surely my erection had subsided during the night. Then I felt your pulses! You were squeezing - then releasing my cock with your pussy muscles. You were the reason my cock was again hard. I leaned further up your back and began kissing you on that special spot between your shoulder and your neck – that spot that makes you squirm – and you did – pushing your firm butt back against me – and I began fucking you. Pulling my cock almost out – then plunging it back in – back and forth – in mo

Poor Sonja
Mistress Martine and Master Jack watched as their slave sonja stretched out her muscles in their little dungeon. They believed that a fit slave was more fun to use and more flexible. "You see Jack," Martine gestured with her hand. "Now that long stringy hair will not get in the way." Jack had to laugh. He knew Martine had been jealous of sonja's long and very pretty blonde hair. "Okay girl, crawl to me." Sonja crawled across the carpet to her Master and assumed his favorite position with her lips resting on the toe on his shoes, her knees open wide, her ass raised up. "Lick," Jack said. Quickly, sonja used her tongue to lick and clean the top of his shoe. Jack nudged her over to the other one. She cleaned it as well. "Such a good girl," Jack said as he patted her on the head. Martine smiled at him. She was ready for a good time tonight. Martine walked over to the table and said, "Here bitch." Sonja crawled over to her. "Up here, girl." Sonja, not looking i

Kat's Inequities
kat knelt naked at the front door glancing at the clock as she waited. He would be home any minute and she felt her breaths begin to come faster. She looked down making certain her thighs were spread wide apart and her breasts high. She could already feel the wetness between her legs growing and smiled to herself as she watched her nipples harden and stand erect. She held her collar in her hands, the silver one with the silver padlock and His crop lay on the floor before her. Craig had phoned to tell her He was coming home earlier than usual. Kat frowned a little and felt some apprehension because He normally didn't do that. She wondered why He had told her to meet Him in position with His crop waiting for Him. She searched her day's activities in her mind to see if she had disobeyed Him in any way; what did she do today? Suddenly she felt sick to her stomach as she realized she HAD disobeyed. But how could Craig possibly know what she had done? His words of two days echoed loudl

Welcome Home Master
He unlocks the door and enters His home. The workday quickly flows from His body. His troubles seem to melt away. A rye smile creeps over His face. Anticipation fills His veins. He dumps His keys and briefcase on the bench, cracks His knuckles, and heads to the pantry. He slides the door open and let's it bang against the inner wall, knowing it can be heard from below. A pause ... Reaching down, He lifts the floor mat slightly and reveals a steal "O" ring in the floor. Steadying Himself, He lifts the the ring ... opening the trap door with a long slow creeking. He traverses the ladder like wooden steps down the tight opening. His pathway illuminated by candles. At the bottom a small alcove with two shelves and several pegs and hooks. On the smaller shelf, the uppermost shelf, sits a tumbler, filled with ice, Jack Daniels and coke. He lifts the glass to His lips and takes a sip. "Good girl" he thinks as the last of the day washes from His mind. On the pegs before Him hang Hi

Visit To The Cabin Ch. 2 & 3
It seemed more like days instead of hours when Master Jonathan and Mistress Susan came back down into the dungeon. We heard their footsteps way before we heard their voices. We were both uncomfortable in this kneeling position and we had begun to ache from being in the one position too long. "Well my little pets. How are we doing this evening? I hope you are hungry because we have brought you both some dinner." Mistress Susan was the first to speak. "And we want you to have plenty of strength for night ahead," Master Jonathan interjects. Master Jonathan releases me from my bonds and Mistress Susan releases Kim. "Well how does my cum taste now slave?" My response must have been too slow to Master Jonathan and he slaps me across the ass. "How does my cum taste now slave?" I wasn't sure how to answer, "Sweet Master." I said hesitantly "Well get used to it slave because you will be tasting plenty of it this week. It might be mine or it might be one of our many guests."

Visit To The Cabin Ch. 4
Master and Mistress awoke from their naps around 4:00 in the afternoon. They saw that we had cleaned the cabin to their satisfaction and allowed us to take naps as well in the bedroom in the basement. It was a much needed rest for the both of us and we both fell asleep as soon as our heads hit the pillows. It only seemed like minutes when we were awakened by Mistress Susan's voice. "Wake up sleepy heads, we have a long night ahead of us and you haven't even begun cooking dinner yet." Soon Kim and I were in the kitchen cooking what seemed like a feast. Master and Mistress had set all the food out so all we had to do was prepare it. It wasn't so bad, but it felt like we were cooking for an army. After we had finished with the dinner preparations Kim and I were lead back down to the basement. Mistress and Master once again fitted us with wrist and ankle restraints. They pulled out our butt plugs gave us each an enema and reinserted them. Then they made sure our collars were fi

Visit To The Cabin Ch. 5
It was a very uncomfortable night to say the least for Kim and I. Kim in the cold steel cage and me spread-eagle on the floor with two butt-plugs up our asses. We had no idea what time it was when Mistress Susan came down and released us. "Well you two, it was quite an evening for you, and us. Why don't you shower put on some comfortable clothes and come up and talk to Jonathan and me. We will forgo the master/slave relationship for a couple of hours this morning and just talk. This should give you a change to rest and give us a breather. It's pretty intense and draining to be a dominant 48 hours straight. And I am sure it was just a draining for you." Kim and I couldn't wait to get to the shower. We both smelled like cum, pussy and piss and we couldn't wait to let the hot water just drown away our aching bodies. While in the shower Kim gave me a warm and wonderful soul kiss. "What's that for?" I asked. "That's for being an incredible husband and a wonderful slave," she smi

Bliss In The Master's Chambers
For My Master's chamber: When we awoke, Tamara handed me a note from the Master. The note read: Bliss, you are to dismiss Carin, telling her to report to my chambers, you are then to have Tamara prepare you for my pleasure tonight. She will know what to do, do not resist her. "Tamara, I want you to prepare me for our Master's pleasure." I ordered. Tamara smiled, "Yes Mistress." She got up and went to our closet. She came out with several items from the drawer and laid them on the bed. Taking my hand she led me to the shower, and thoroughly washed my body, she sat me down and lathered my pussy with shaving cream, and shaved my pussy baby smooth. She then patted me dry and led me to the toilet and had me bend over. She filled the enema bag with warm water, coating the nozzle with Vaseline she inserted it into my ass and let the fluid fill me. She had me sit on the toilet and empty my bowels, and then started the procedure again, filling me and having me empty my bowels

An Abduction
He grinned with devious intentions as he read her reply to his questions on the BDSM Dungeon. The woman who called herself "AMF" was indeed very kinky. She liked to have someone force her to do stuff that she wanted to do, but also feared. She had fantasies where someone abducted her and made her service him and his friends. The Taskmaster thought that might prove useful to fulfilling his own desires. He knew that no one had abducted her before, because she had said as much online. He also found out that she wouldn't care for some kinds of humiliation, such as the more dehumanizing ones involving scat and golden showers. However, she probably liked other forms of humiliation, since she had no problem with abduction, which was a form of that. She would likely not have problems with a man forcing her to undress or go naked in front of strangers. Big Daddy discovered that she lived only an hour away from him. It would be a simple matter to capture, bind, gag, and strip her. He would

Under The Blades
It was Saturday. This evening had always been the time to put aside the world and enter into His fantasies, be they whips, or wax, or ice, or whatever flights His fantasy might take. All she knew was that He had not harmed her and that she enjoyed it all. She knew the ritual of preparation well, she bathed, never taking a shower before a scene. She cleaned herself thoroughly. She knew Master liked a clean body for play. Then she dried off and headed for the Dungeon in the nude as she knew clothing was never allowed to her in the dungeon. She walked slowly to the room T/they referred to as the dungeon not knowing what to expect. The door stood like a sentinel blocking her from the reward or punishment awaiting her. Her pulse was racing and nervous sweat appeared as if by its own free will on her palms and upper lip from the knowledge that He was waiting inside for her. She wondered why as her mind started to speak to her. "Foolish girl what is there to be nervous about? You know this Ma

Pain Distracts Pain
Master often talked of having my nipples pierced, the thought always aroused me. But enduring constant pain if not properly pierced, stop any positive response from me. This time, His words were made clear that the time was near. That this was what He wanted and wanted it to happen in a very erotic setting. Master has a way of Him to keep me on the edge...and with this, my pussy drips with wetness as it does when He talks of taking my ass. my ass is tight, never has it been taken by anyone. Master's cock is so long and thick i didn't think He would try. So i brushed it off as i have with the nipple piercing. But that day came and came again. Even using a butt plug trying to open my ass did not seem to work. Using our safe word many times, before His cock's head was totally in. W/we met at our usual spot. Sliding into His car, Master looks at me..." marjorie..today you are to focus on *only* how pain distracts from pain, understand?" "Yes, Master Chris," my thoughts went into a bl

T.p.
I've found that being frugal is a good thing, especially if one's trying to get by on disability income. EXCEPT!!!! I say EXCEPT! I say EXCEPT when you're foolish enough to buy the cheapie kind of toilet paper. You know! The kind that you get in a package of 73 rolls for $2. If's the term 'shitty deal' were ever appropriate ...

The Ancient Celtic Fire Festivals Origins
There appear to have been four major holy days celebrated by the Paleopagan Druids, possibly throughout the Celtic territories: Samhain, Oimelc, Beltane & Lughnasadh (in one set of Irish-based modern spellings). Four additional holy (or “High”) days (Winter Solstice or “Midwinter,” Spring Equinox, Summer Solstice or “Midsummer,” and Fall Equinox), which are based on Germanic or other Indo-European cultures, are also celebrated in the Neopagan Druid calendar, along with others based on mainstream holidays (visit the linked essay for details). The most common practice for the calculation of Samhain, Oimelc, Beltane and Lughnasadh has been, for the last several centuries, to use the civil calendar days or eves of November 1st, February 1st, May 1st and August 1st, respectively. Since we have conflicting evidence on how the Paleopagan Druids calculated these dates, modern Neopagans just use whichever method is most convenient. This means, of course, that we aren’t all doing anything uni

The Origins Of Trick Or Treating
Where does the custom of “trick or treating” come from? Is it really ancient, a few centuries old, or relatively modern? Let’s look at the evidence: Kevin Danaher, in his remarkable book The Year in Ireland, has a long discussion of the traditional Irish celebrations of this festival. In one section on “Hallow-E’en Guisers,” he says: A familiar sight in Dublin city on and about October 31 is that of small groups of children, arrayed in grotesque garments and with faces masked or painted, accosting the passers-by or knocking on house doors with the request: “Help the Hallow E’en party! Any apples or nuts?” in the expectation of being given small presents; this, incidentally, is all the more remarkable as it is the only folk custom of the kind which has survived in the metropolis. A couple of generations ago, in parts of Dublin and in other areas of Ireland, the groups would have consisted of young men and grown boys, who often travelled considerable distances in their quest, wi

The Dungeon
She walks slowly down the stairs trying to be as quiet as possible. The air is cold and the lights are dim. She hears her master moving about in the dungeon. Taking a deep breath she tries to calm herself so her master doesn't see her excitement within her. Slowly she walks to the bottom of the stairs and she can see her master checking the equipment. She stands there waiting for him to notice her instead of announcing herself. He soon sees her and invites her to come over to him. She lowers her head as she walks to him without a word. He tells her that she looks very pretty today and runs his fingers through her hair. Soft kisses make her feel welcome. He reaches down and pulls her shirt up over her head and tosses it across the room. Feeling the cold air on her breasts her nipples begin to harden immediately. He lowers his head and nibbles on her nipples, then he bites harder. Moving between her nipples he bites harder and harder making her moan loudly. Cuffing her hands and ch

A Lesson In Pleasing
"Angel?" "Yes Sir?" I asked quietly, looking up at you slowly. We had been sitting at the dinner table. You'd created a wonderful meal for the two of us. You love to cook, and I love your cooking. You are a Master in the kitchen, and in the bedroom. "I have plans for us tonight." I nodded. I knew you had been planning something. I could tell. I always knew. I could read you. "You do want to be my good girl don't you?" "Yes, Sir." "You do know how to please me, don't you?" I nodded again. "I need to hear your answer, pet." "Yes Sir." My heart was pounding. Just what had you concocted? Was it something we'd talked about before? Could it be a fantasy we'd explored only in words, late at night, in bed. "Good girl, now come with me." I expected you to immediately lead me downstairs, into the dungeon you'd created, the sanctuary that was home to some of our most intimate play. But instead, you took my hand gently, and lead me into the living room. There

Dinner At Mistress Sarah's
Slut knelt on her heels, awaiting her Master's return. She was nervous, but excited. She knew if anything was out of place, on assignment not done perfectly, she would be punished. Slut feared the punishments, but her Master deserved the best, and if he was not happy, she needed to be punished. She was known only as slut, and she deserved everything she got. Master's vehicle pulled up, and slut glanced around nervously, hoping everything was in place. Nothing is wrong. But that does not mean anything. Her hands behind her back, she heard his key is in the door, and he entered. Master stepped over to her. Quickly he reached down and grabbed her hair, roughly pulling her into an upright kneeling position. "When I come home, this is the position you will be in, Bitch!" Slut knew that, and mentally kicked herself. A lot of this is new to her, and she sometimes forgets the smallest things. Before, when she mentioned this to Master, he told her "I understand, Slut. That is why I am

A Slut In Hand
"Cheryl!" I called out as I entered, "Yes, master!", my wife came from the kitchen. "Did you remember my friend is coming over with his wife today? On dinner?" "Yes, master, I am preparing the meal just now, it'll be ready in a few minutes." I flopped on the couch and she went on taking off my shoes and other duties that she has like a good slave, "Is there anything else master desires?" "No, just wanted to check that you didn't forge and to remind you that they'll be here in a half-hour, I don't want any delays." "There will be none, sir, girl is looking forward to satisfy master with her service, as usual!" Well, she never gives me a cause for complain anyway, and if she does, she gets a suitable punishment which she accepts gracefully. I had already confirmed her dress on the phone in day so now I could just go get into comfortable clothes while she got the food and herself ready. I was buttoning my shirt when Cheryl came into my room and stood before me seeking

A Slut In Hand Ch. 02
I came out of the bathroom feeling very good after a good night's sleep and looking forward to the new toy I had. Cheryl came over from the kitchen side and knelt down in front of the couch where I went and sat. "Good morning, master" "Good morning, angel" "Would master like to see Doll, she's all ready for your inspection." "Yes, bring her here!" "Yes, master!" A moment later she led Devyn, out of her room, they both went down on their knees and put their hands behind their backs. I was glad to see Devyn behaving so well. Cheryl was wearing a small top that hooked behind her neck and tried insufficiently to cover her luscious breasts, it showed lots of cleavage on the top and stopped just short of her tits below, the material was thin and her nipples, already hard, were poking out. Her skirt was a short translucent affair or loose cloth reaching up to her mid thigh with a slit up her right side up to her waist. No panties or shoes. Devyn was attired in a transp

A Slut In Hand Ch. 03
In the car I made Devyn, sit with her knees on the seat and her hands on the dashboard. This way her pussy and ass were accessible to me in that extremely short micro-skirt. When we stopped at a traffic signal I patted her ass gently, my fingers also touching her thigh close to her pussy. She moaned loudly, like an animal in heat, which was exactly what she was right now. "You cannot cum until I give you explicit permission or we get back home. Understand?" "Yes, sir!" She gulped, "But I am soooo close, sir!" I rubbed her soft bare back and her bare waist, so small and sexy in my big hand, "Think what'll happen if you cum without permission girl." "What sir?" She asked, scared to know the answer. "You'll be made to masturbate in the mall parking lot in broad day light, and then made to lick your cum from the rough tarmac." "Oh no, master, please don't humiliate me there." She was almost crying, begging humbly. "That's up to you." She lowered her head and bit her li

What Is The Law!
She knelt on the cement in the position he ordained for times of penitence. Her hands were clasped behind her back, her head down so her chin touched her chest. She shivered, partly from the cold dampness of the basement dungeon against her bare skin, and partly from fear of what would happen when her Master arrived. Her kneecaps ached miserably but it was nothing compared to what she feared her Lord and Master would do when he arrived. She'd screwed-up big this time and he'd banished her to the cellar to await her punishment. She'd been kneeling here for nearly an hour. Footsteps approached, coming down the stairs in her Master's measured gait. His gnarled walking stick played a muted tempo - tok-tok-tok-tok. Her muscles tightened down her spine, raising goosebumps on her soft skin. The Baron opened the door and strode into the room. His large frame filled the doorway, and the atmosphere of the entire room changed. Everything suddenly seemed more alive with a dark energy as his

Friends
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Beyond Human
1. Beyond Human Suicide The next evolution Soon to die By your own infliction Self Demise Became your religion Life's a lie No point in living Beyond human Return of the next level You are never going to reach The final death ritual Take you to the to the kingdom of god How the hell can you believe Abandoning Your only children Left alone Lost in confusion Your beliefs Are so strong You can't expect That your wrong Your fucking wrong Indulging In mass suicide To join the Hidden craft To take you to Heaven's gate You can't evolve It's too late Beyond human

A Killer Born
Break from the womb Mother's death, I am free Nature takes course Instincts lead, hatred breeds Learning to kill Such a rush, not enough Hunting the prey Watch it bleed, start to feed Hunger for more Torturing, cannibal Eating the flesh Still alive, keep the heads Staring at me Dying eyes, trophies mine A killer born Never stops, never dies Dying is inevitable I'm only creating the cause Natures not doing it's job Annihilate human life Wasting the space of the earth My war against all mankind Tasting the blood From the wounds, nothing like it Screaming in pain Still alive, try to fight it Taking it slow Incisions, cutting lightly Butchered and torn Terrified, body's lifeless A killer born

One Day Closer
4. One Day Closer I never said I wanted this This useless thing called life is fucken full of shit I can't decide if I should die Or contemplate the sins I've seen within the signs I've tried to see, something in me Something that tells me what my future paths will bring But of the paths that I seek They all show me that life is not what it seems One day closer No more ever When evil calls And makes a stand I will be there to hold up my bloodied hands My eagerness for death then shall be put aside I hate you, and your kind Your senseless way of life is fucken worse than mine Your not immortal, and you know this Just one day closer then your life will not exist The time is near, your final breath And soon you'll know what life will be like after death Your lifeless eyes, they stare at me You should be grateful that I let your soul go free I have to make, the most of this This sickness that I have that only death can fix I'm not immortal, and I know this

Infected Lies
5. Infected Lies Bloodied eyes, of man believed the lies I've forseen, the world to bleed Your fucking dreams, Are all you've got Not what they seem, This world is ready to die You realize the book is a lie They've led you astray And now you know your life has wasted away You followed you own god to be labelled by Your good deeds, you never asked questions why Punished by, religion, it's every word you heed to How can you live with this lie Cutting your own throat, infected lies Poison fed, now you understand why Why the chimes are out, out of breath Plead your final act, sentenced death Welcome to the end, this is it Say your prayers Take the judging sand And we'll sift, through all your years Watching as your life Flashes past, your eyes of fear Now you've reached the end Your begotten dreams Are not there, you followed so easily Tales are to mend But reality's overcome The second coming arrives The Book is a LIE!!!

Final Vision
6. Final Vision Destiny has delivered me to fate I have nothing to give you but hate Unsuspecting victims they now await My remorseless anger to inflate Your final vision You see dementia in my eyes One last incision To hear you scream before you die Nothing can stop me from my addiction To make everyone a victim Of my hatred and my murderous ways More deaths until the end of my days Your still body to be disposed I have to make sure no one ever knows Of the pain I've brought upon you And the future chain of murderers I'll pursue Many more to die The same way that you lost your life And not one will survive You'll die

Waiting To Die
7. Waiting To Die Waiting, breathing The last air of my days Slowly, dying The most painful of ways Certain death coming to take me soon Nothing can cure me My life is ruined Living is too painful Please take my life Why keep me here you are wasting your time My life is the past My future is death I want my last breath Nothing can stop my descent to the end These thoughts are my last Keeping me from my eternal rest Save me from this life that I detest Then I will be free from all this pain Tell me why you can't kill me again Why declare such a law It's so unjust Let the dying decide when death should come Why can't you see Keeping me alive Wastes money and time Had enough of this life I just want to die Please listen to me

King Of Betrayal
8. King Of Betrayal I've had it up to here with you And all the shit that you've brought Into my life, now it ends Just to think I thought you friend How the fuck did you think You'd get away with what you did, And what you said, and what you've done, I'll take no more, come get some I'll smash you down from your imagined state Drag you down from reality Show to you the real way, the real life And what it all means The memory of pain lasts for days But you've not seen the brutality That I'll deliver, and I will The pain you'll feel, will last for years Betrayer King of betrayal Betrayer King of betrayal So if you think your gonna get Away with this, think again I'm on your trail, I'm on your case I'll track you down I will avenge Betrayal is not a thing I take to heart very well Now you've added murder in I'll make your life a living hell

Psycho Society
9. Psycho Society Killing You only live for death Reason You have no reason to live Worthless Your life as it is Justice Is too fucked up to see That you're hunting, Around this town, ridding life No one can stop you Enjoy these times A psycho society, is what we live in There's too many chances, that have been given There's no one around, to let you in Just like the rest You're a victim Raping Society is weak Seeking For easy prey to take Laughing While you inflict all this pain Living Are these lives that are deranged And these lives that you take, are not just one You don't understand You were never even loved

The Last War
10. The Last War Demons of Hell Rise up against the righteous Prepare for the kill Show them the meaning of darkness Satan has called Gather your weapons for battle Evil's on board Unleashing the forces of chaos Satan's taking control It's the last war Conquest over gods world This is the last war The war against god Punishing those who are faithful Revenge is at hand Ripping the wings off angels Fire and stone Arrival of Hell upon earth Victory's close Dominions are changing hands now

For Starters
I guess I should put something down here.First..I have been to a gazillion other sites that are supposed to be like this where you can meet people and such...but NOBODY EVER WRITES YOU!! This place Rocks! The first hour I was on here I got several messages.Very cool.I love feedback on my artwork.So you all need to check out my artwork album and let me know what you think.Be honest.I don't mind suggestions on what is wrong.Sometimes it takes a fresh prospective to see something clearly.The whole "can't see the forest for the trees" thing.Anyone who is an artist can understand that.You can get so involved in the work that you miss stuff.Every time I finish new work I immediately see a bunch of mistakes.That's how we improve though right?Next time I will tell more about myself.I've never been big on blogs but I think I can get into writing here.Later dudes and dudeses.I know,I can't spell.HEY I'M FROM KY WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? Cheers!!

10/29/08 - Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful (buahahahaaah)
SONG VERSION BELOW your pitiful - Weird Al Yankovic LYRICS BELOW My life is brilliant... What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? Okay, now? Now? My life is brilliant Your life's a joke You're just pathetic You're always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressin' me You're sufferin' from delusions of Adequacy You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful It's true Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate And ya smell repulsive too What a bummer bein' you Well ya just can't dance And forget romance Everybody you know still calls ya "Farty pants" But you always have a job well I mean As long as you still can work that slurpie machine You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful It's true You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest While you're playin' Halo 2 No one's classier than you Lalala la Lalala la Lalala la Loser You're pitiful You're pit

10/29/08 - David Bowie - Space Oddity (thought It Was Ground Control To Major Tom.. My Bad )
SONG VERSION BELOW Ground Control to Major Tom - David Bowie LYRICS BELOW Ground control to Major Tom Ground control to Major Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Ground control to Major Tom (10, 9, 8, 7) Commencing countdown, engines on (6, 5, 4, 3) Check ignition, and may God's love be with you (2, 1, liftoff) This is ground control to Major Tom, You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare This is Major Tom to ground control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in the most peculiar way And the stars look very different today For here am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do Though I'm past 100,000 miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows Ground control to Major Tom, Your circuit's dead, there's

Remember When
It really does seem like yesterday that we met. I don't think that either of us knew just what was in store for us that day. I sit here remembering that day. We had been introduced online six weeks before. Oh how we would talk. Well, ok, after I decided to stop running away and realized that a friend would be nice to have. After all, everyone needs a friend. Oh the hours of conversations we would have. It was so nice to be able to talk to someone, to share my thoughts, my desires, and yes my fantasies with. Even better that you were able to as well. We really got to know each other during those long night conversations. I wouldn't trade that for anything. The day came when we had decided to meet. The night before I was a nervous wreck. I also missed you like crazy. I had actually gotten used to the idea of you being online every night. That night was different, you were moving. Moving closer to me. Yes, I realize that you had plans to move before we met, but it was still nice to thi

Remember When Ch. 2
Chapter 2: Our First Time Three and a half months have gone by since we first met. We saw each other as often as we could. We talked every day. You had become an important part of my life. The winter was unseasonably warm up until New Year’s weekend. A bad snowstorm was in the forecast. We both were scared that if I waited until Saturday to go to visit you, I wouldn’t be able to make it. It was decided; I was going up on Friday. We had a wonderful evening together. Then again, we always do. I had grown to care a great deal for you and knew I was falling for you in a way that I had only read about. I knew I had never felt like this before and it scared me a bit. We just relax. It feels so great to be with you again. Spending Thanksgiving and Christmas apart was really difficult for me. The holidays are times when people who care about each other should be together. Of course we both had responsibilities to our children and families that kept us apart. The Christmas card you sen

It Started Innocently Enough
You see, he's taller then me. Quite a bit taller. I know that doesn't make much difference if we're lying down. In fact, it's nice. I get to tuck my head down under his chin, and stay warm, and I can avoid his cold feet altogether. And it's not like he's without technique, or equipment. And he's got abs as hard as his ribs, and a face like an angel. Oh, and gentle. Strength with control. Perfect, yes? But I have an obsession. It's nothing really kinky, or at least it wasn't. Before. You see, I've had a few boyfriends. Not a lot, but a few. I've done most of the positions and stuff, but I really, really like to fuck vertically. You know, standing. Leaning against a wall, or a window, or whatever. Up against a car, or on the climbing frame in a playground (that's another story). My last boyfriend was a master. Truly. We were almost the same height, and with a little bending and prodding, we could do it freestanding, in the middle of the room. There's something about the way he c

All I Want For Christmas
Outside the window, snow is falling, swirling its way to the ground. A fire crackles in the background, keeping the room nice and toasty. A woman sits on the sofa, a cup of hot chocolate in her hand. She looks pensive, as if struggling with a difficult decision; her big brown eyes seem lost in thought. She sips, the delicate china cup tipping slightly. Placing the cup on the nearby table, she reaches for a pad of paper and a pen, her chestnut hair falling forward to partially hide her face. She sits back, a single tear rolls down her cheek. She brushes it away, a bit ashamed that it fell. She brings the pen to her lips, chewing it. With a sigh, she begins to write. Dear Mark, So often I think of you. The way you held me in your arms made me feel safe. That is a feeling I haven't felt in such a long time. Not a day goes by when your handsome face doesn't float before my eyes, teasing me with the memory of the nights we shared. My body longs for you, your touch and there is naug

Talk Between Sex
The following conversation is a combination of conversations I had with good female friends and one past girlfriend. I actually had a similar abbreviated conversation with my last girlfriend one lazy day between sexual rounds 1 and 2. I guess, I initially wrote this story for myself more so than for anyone else. I hope you enjoy it and maybe the story makes you think a bit as well. ------------------------------------------------ “Erik honey?” ”Yes” “How old were you when you first had sex?” “Wow, where did that question come from?” “Just curious.” “I was a late bloomer in that regard. I did not have sex until I was 21” “Gee, why so late?” “I am not sure. I guess I was a coward. I was always the nice “safe” guy. The guy everyone liked. The guy girls could talk to and entrust their secrets but not date. Plus, for many years I simply was not interested in sex. I had my other distractions ... school, sports, and friends.” “Do you regret it now?” “Yes and n

Julian Is Dead
We won't tell him. Ever. He has been so limitlessly sad since Julian died. There is nothing to do but stay next to him and hope he gets over it soon. It is mid-winter now in the fourth year of no more Julian. If he hadn't been under doctor's care, we don't know what would have become of him. He has slit his wrists twice now and sleeps rarely. We take turns holding him at night, trying to keep him warm. But even in the hottest nights of mid-summer, he is freezing and is like ice. So you can imagine what it is like for him here in snowy cold fourteen degrees winter and close to Christmas when he and his British friend and partner were the closest, for he had always associated Christmas with England; for that matter, it's just about impossible not to with books and the media and all. We won't tell him it will get better. For it won't. We won't tell him anymore that he will come out of it, that Julian is in a better place, that the car crash in the outskirts of Paris was over four ye

Merry Christmas, Baby
Dressed in one of her husband's T-shirts and sweat pants, she was standing at the kitchen table making stuffing for the turkey for Christmas dinner. Her hands were buried wrist-deep in a mixture of mashed potatoes, bread, milk, celery, onions, and eggs, squishing it together, mixing it. The goopy mess slid between her fingers as she worked it, trying to get all of the ingredients mixed thoroughly. "Hi," her husband said, coming up behind her, sliding his arms around her waist. He nuzzled her neck and kissed her lightly. He pressed against her bottom and a tiny, wonderful tingle rippled through her belly when she felt the bulge at his crotch pressing against her butt. "What are you doing?" she murmured. She continued to work on mixing the stuffing. "What do you think I'm doing?" he responded, pushing against her bottom a little harder with his middle. If she wasn't mistaken, he'd gotten harder. "I'm a mess...I...I have to get this stuffing made for dinner tomorrow," she murm

The Proposal
I went to Layla's house that night to ask her to marry me. I had it all planned out. I had bought beer. I know its not the most romantic thing that you have ever seen, but Layla is different. She doesn't like the wine and champagne crowd. Layla is one of those girls that would prefer to kick back and watch football with a beer in her hand over a wine and cheese party any day of the week. That is one of the things that drew me to her to begin with. I had the whole thing planned out. I had this six pack of beer, and a blanket and a flashlight. In my pocket was the little black box with the ring inside. My plan was to take Layla to the beach, and set up camp on the dunes. We had done this a million times, so she wouldn't suspect a thing. We often made the hour drive to the beach. Layla always talks about how the sound of the ocean is soothing to her. And you can see it. As soon as she climbs the steps over the dunes, her eyes light up, her face gets this glow like a child at Christmas.

Redemption
We were just married and in the car, on our way to the cabin where we would spend our honeymoon. I was nervous -- I felt like I was suddenly sitting next to a stranger and I couldn't think of anything to say. Perhaps Robert was nervous too, because he seemed to be going very fast. Much too fast. I didn't want to say anything and seem like I was wining. I didn't want to start off that way. Then, I got an idea. I kissed him on his cheek. On his chin. On his nose. Light, small kisses. At the stop light, I kissed him full on the mouth. "Bring it down a few notches and I promise not to stop," I whispered in his ear. His eyes didn't leave the road, but I saw a small grin playing at the corners of his mouth. And when we started moving again, we stayed well below the speed limit. I kissed his eyes and his cheekbones and his neck and licked his ear. Then I noticed his hard on. That wasn't my intention. I only intended to think up a creative way to prevent us from being killed before we ev

Attitude Change
I am so excited for this weekend. Most of you who talk to me or even pay slight attention to me know that. But thats not what I am talking about here. I have been reading a lot lately and thinking about my lifestyle and my mistress a lot lately. I think its funny cause I am uptight all weekend and just kinda lost and confused. Then I get near my mistress. I totally relax...all of a sudden the tiny or major things that used to bug me don't anymore. I completely relax and know that I am where I am supposed to be. I love that feeling. I love the peace that comes over me and the ability to totally blank my mind and not be overburdened by nonsense that makes up the rest of my days. It is a complete change in my whole being. I love that feeling. It just further enforces that what I am and who I am is right and not just some stupid game that people play in the bedroom. We don't and aren't sexual with each other...well she plays with me...you know that you will never be good enough t

The Long Wait
For a moment he raised his head and by the dim streetlight he saw her. For years he has seen her walk past the house. For years he wished she would stop, say something, smile at him in a deeper way than between neighbors. Then she was gone. She was not the vision of perfection, not even to him, but she presented all that he ever wanted in a woman. He had known her all his life - as children they played in the same neighborhood, they went to the same schools, so close and never reachable. Angrily he turned away. Dressed all in black his tall figure seemed to have melted into the shadows of the house. He felt tired. Years of playing the dating games have left him scarred and bereft. The games which he played eagerly al those years seemed to have lost their charm. This feeling would subdue, he knew. He'd had it whenever he saw her walk past, when he felt the urge to whisper to her a few words of truth, when in his mind, she wanted the same thing as he did and would succumb to honesty.

This Morning, Waking You
This morning, I lingered in bed a while, wishing you were beside me. The day is overcast, filtering the light like a washed-out photograph, or a dream itself, and I thought of how you would seem like a soft, imagined scene in some movie when I woke and saw you there, your hair across the pillow, the slow rise and fall of your shoulders with each breath. The sheet would have slipped in the night, tangling around your waist, and even the slight shadows cast by the hollow of your neck, by your nipples, by one arm as, without waking, you stretched it above your head languorously. I might bend close – close enough that your breath would warm my cheek – but I would not dare, for many minutes, to caress your soft skin, your delicious, inviting curves, in any way save with my eyes. But how my eyes would touch you, though – gazing with such exquisite longing at your slightly-parted lips, at your cheeks, pink with the flush of sleep, at the ridge of your collarbone like the edge of some perfe

I'll Never Know
It's a hot summer day. The sun is beating down everything it can get it's hands on and the dog is panting on the front porch. Thankfully, I'm inside, in front of my computer, with A/C and a cool glass of sweet tea. Tapping away at my keyboard, my cell phone lights up beside me. I casually flip it open. A text message from a long lost love... The "one that got away..." -- "How's your brother? Come eat with me." I roll the thought around in my head a bit. He haven't really seen each other in 7 years. Suddenly, I'm invited to casually drop by for lunch. Life is a funny thing. I shrug to myself and think, "Why the hell not? We're friends... Friends have lunch... It's normal..." I reply to her text message, "Be there in just a bit." I don't really mention a time. Play it casual. Keep it cool. You're just an old friend. I shake my head and realize how incredibly bad I am at convincing myself of anything. I grab my keys and run out the door. On the drive to the restaurant, I'm still tal

On A Rainy Night
The night had been going just as planned. Katie and I had enjoyed a quiet meal alone that I had cooked, went to a movie, and we were now taking a nice walk through the neighborhood around my house. That is until it started raining, almost 4 blocks away from the house. We ran as fast as we could back to my house, but we still were soaked by the time we got in the door. I start to draw a bath, and offer to take Katie's clothes and put them in the dryer. She hands me her clothes, and quickly turns to enter the tub. I manage to catch a glimpse of her long shapely legs right before they enter the water. My penis starts to respond to that heavenly sight I just beheld as I walk to the laundry room. I hastily throw her clothes into the dryer, and add mine, having no intention of needing them for the rest of the night. I return to the bathroom, seeing Katie's relaxed face in the flicking light of the candles I placed out, the only light in the room. I enter the bathroom quietly, and get into

The Locket
Some years ago when I was a senior in college, I wanted to get my girlfriend, Gina, something special for Valentine's Day. Gina had a very earthy quality about her. She wasn't blond, bony and plastic like so many mass produced Barbies. Although she was born in New York, her Italian heritage shown through as if she had just stepped off a ship from Milan. Her light brown eyes were a captivating contrast to her rich, long black hair that curled ever so slightly at the ends. She had full, red lips with a smile that could warm the coldest and dreariest of days. Describing her body as sexy and sensual would have been like saying a Stradivarius is a pretty good fiddle. And every single quality of her physical beauty was equaled by some aspect of her inner beauty. No matter how angry, sad or upset I was, she could instantly change my mood for the better simply by holding me her in her arms. As long as I had her by my side, the earth was heaven. I didn't have much money to spend on her gift,

One Hot Summer Day
The sun hung in the sky like a huge golden orb. The breeze was just gentle enough to rock my hammock slightly beneath the two huge oak trees that gave me precious shade. Relaxed I let myself drift with the hammock. Truth is, I was picturing myself naked. Slick with desire for my current lover Dave. He was between my wide spread creamy thighs, pushed in as deep as possible our groins rubbing against each other as he took us both to a massive climax. Hey! I was bored and horny. A girl has to get her jollies where she can and when she can. My lover was working twelve-hour days I had needs and those needs were crying out for attention. My one hand slid down my sweat-slicked body, the other hand remained to tease and pull at my nipples. Nipples that perked up at the almost painful attention I was giving them. My other hand slid into my shorts and deep into my rapidly wetting pussy. Just as I felt the tightening of muscles that comes just before bliss, I heard Dave call my name.

The Concert
It's funny how things happen. One thing sparks another, which sparks another, which sparks another, and then you have success or failure;love or war. This time the outcome was success. It all began with a classical guitar concert. Something went wrong with the air conditioning at the original venue, so it was switched from a concert hall to a local theater stage, a new theater, at that. It featured seats that reclined and pull-down arm rests with receptacles for sodas. If you didn't want the arm rest, it just lifted and folded back between the seats. On the night of the concert I didn't want the armrest between us. Who would? You looked wonderful and smelled great. Shortish black skirt, ivory silk top and pearls. Very nice. I was happy to be with you. I didn't even mind when you dashed off two minutes before curtain time to use the ladies room. Poor thing. You returned just seconds after the lights went down, but that was another one of those critical "somethings". I put my ha

Hands Off...or On
"I'm dying" "You're dying?" "I'm dying. It's something you, being a stubborn prude that you are, wouldn't understand. A mans' needs." Twenty-nine year old, Jack, grinned from behind the desk. He leaned back in his chair and kicked his feet up onto the desk. "Prude! Why you..." Jenna stuttered in shock, "I'll cut your balls off and feed them to a...a...a..." "A what, babe?" He chuckled. 'The nerve of this guy!' Jenna thought to herself. "I'll feed them to a rabbit!" "Babe." He broke out in laughter. "I'm not your babe!" She spat back with a red face. "I wouldn't ever stoop that low." Jack swore she had steam coming out her ears, but boy did she look hot when she was mad. He grinned an evil grin and whispered in a suductive voice. "In my dreams you are." "Liar! You have some nerve, coming in my place of business, and throwing yourself around like you own the place!" She stamped her foot on the ground for effect. Jack just laughed. Here was this 25 year-old, fiv

Black And Blue, I Hate You
You leave me black and blue, I hate you, I want to kill you, You say you love me, But you leave me, Left me black and blue, My heart is broken, You said you loved me, But you left me, Left me on the streets, You want me dead, But if you kill me, I'll come and haunt you, Because you left me, Black and blue.

The Army Wedding Vows
The Army Wedding Vows by D. A. Stohlman If the Army wanted you to have a wife, it would have issued you one. Dear family and friend, we are gathered here today in the sight of God and the Department of the Army to witness this exchange of vows and to see the love that these dedicated, loving people have for one another. I,______________________________________, take (who was once referred to as the ‘dependent’), as your Family Member, to dwell together in so far as the Department of the Army will permit?” “Wilt thou love her, comfort her via the Postal Service or over the telephone, make sure she knows where the commissary, PX, clinic and the church are and what time she is scheduled to use the laundry room the day she arrives, wherever you are stationed?” “Wilt thou attempt to tell her more than 24 hours in advance that you will be leaving for two weeks, beginning the next morning? This especially applies to the years you will live in a foreign country!” “Wilt thou, , take

Why
Why doese no one want to talk to me? Is it because Im married? I just want to make some friends. :(

I Finally Stopped Loving You
I FINALLY STOPPED LOVING YOU It was hot that night And I couldn't sleep I prayed to the Lord For my soul to keep Tossing and turning The memories in my mind were churning Memories of how it used to be When we were together And you said that you loved me Then I felt it That some old pain I screamed out "Don't leave me baby" Then I called out your name Like so many times I had done so before After you shut me out of your life Like slamming a door Then I felt another pain, but this was not like the rest This pain came from way down inside me Deep down in my chest I felt it moving like bees in a swarm Up through my chest Then down my left arm The hot humid air now seemed so thick I tried to sit up But it just made me sick I knew that I was about to die In that place And I never again Would see your beautiful face I lay there in pain With no one to care And the sweet scent of RED Filled up the air Then in an instant the sweet scent Was gone And I f

I Can't Make You Love Me
I CAN'T MAKE YOU LOVE ME I can't make you love me You can't see how I feel When I say that I love you And your heart's cold as steel I can't make you love me When I'm begging to stay And all you can tell me Is just go away I can't make you love me As I stand here and cry And you really don't care If I live or I die I can't make you love me And for years we've been apart I can't make you love me But you still own my heart ROBERT EDWARD HAMES July 18, 2008

You Can
YOU CAN You can do anything That you desire Just kindle your mind And set your spirit on fire You can be anything That you want to be Just hold your head high For all the world to see You can go any where That you want to go Just hold tight to your dreams And never let go Like a mighty ship With its sails unfurled If you really want to You can rule the world For the best things in life You should always thirst And above all others You should love yourself first Dedicated to my friend Vicky Robert Edward Hames July 15, 2008

Fast Facts About Christmas
Each year, 30-35 million real Christmas trees are sold in the United States alone. There are 21,000 Christmas tree growers in the United States, and trees usually grow for about 15 years before they are sold. – Today, in the Greek and Russian orthodox churches, Christmas is celebrated 13 days after the 25th, which is also referred to as the Epiphany or Three Kings Day. This is the day it is believed that the three wise men finally found Jesus in the manger. – In the Middle Ages, Christmas celebrations were rowdy and raucous—a lot like today's Mardi Gras parties. – From 1659 to 1681, the celebration of Christmas was outlawed in Boston, and law-breakers were fined five shillings. – Christmas wasn't a holiday in early America—in fact Congress was in session on December 25, 1789, the country's first Christmas under the new constitution. – Christmas was declared a federal holiday in the United States on June 26, 1870. – The first eggnog made in the United States was c

Rolled Up Christmas Cookie Recipe
3/4 cups granulated sugar 1/2 teaspoon to 3/4 teaspoon nutmeg 2/3 cups butter 1 T. vanilla 1 egg 4 teaspoons milk 2 cups flour 1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt Cream together sugar, nutmeg, butter and vanilla in a large bowl until light and fluffy. Next, add egg and milk to creamed mixture. Sift flour, baking powder and salt and then blend the sifted ingredients with the creamed mixture. Divide dough in half and chill for 1 hour. On a clean, flat, lightly floured surface, roll out sections of dough to about 1/8 inch. Cut into cookies with shaped cutters. Bake on greased cookie sheet at 375 degrees for 6 to 9 minutes. Decorating can be done either before (for sprinkles, colored sugar) or after (for icing, frosting, piping) baking. Makes 3-4 dozen cookies. Recipe courtesy of Beth Sansevere

Holiday Choclate Canday Bars
2 1/4 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 2 sticks butter (left out to soften) 3/4 cups sugar (granulated) 3/4 cups light or dark brown sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 large eggs Candy-covered chocolate morsels (large or small, about 1 12-oz. package) Colored sugar Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Stir together flour, baking soda and salt. With a mixer, beat butter, sugar, brown sugar and vanilla until creamy. Add eggs one at a time (you may want to crack them into a small bowl first—before adding to mixture—to avoid adding shell fragments to the dough). Beat well. Add flour mixture gradually and continue beating until flour mixture is mixed in thoroughly. Stir in candy-covered chocolate morsels by hand. Top with colored sugar (or other sprinkles, jimmies, etc.) Spread dough into greased 15" x 10" jelly roll pan. Bake for 19-24 minutes or until golden brown. Makes 3-4 dozen bars.

Hot Christmas Cider
2 quarts apple cider 1/2 cup brown sugar Dash of salt 1 teaspoon dried ginger 1 teaspoon cloves 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon cinnamon sticks Combine cider, sugar and salt in a saucepan. In a small piece of cheesecloth, combine spices, and tie off. Add spice packet to cider mixture, and slowly bring to a boil, then cover and simmer for 18-20 minutes. Remove spices. Serve hot cider in mugs with cinnamon sticks.

Figgy Pudding
Note: Figgy pudding is a bread-like pudding of English origin, not a custard as those used to American-style puddings might expect. 1 lb. fresh large black mission figs 3/4 cup milk 1 1/2 cups flour (all-purpose) 1 cup sugar 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon ginger 1/4 teaspoon cloves 1 teaspoon salt 3 eggs 1/2 cup melted butter 1 1/2 cups dried bread crumbs 1 tablespoon fresh lemon zest Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. With kitchen shears, remove stems from figs and cut into chunks. Generously grease the interior of a bread or pudding mold or a 2 quart oven-safe bowl and set aside. Over medium to medium-low heat, combine figs and milk and gently simmer for 8 to 10 minutes, until soft. Do not bring to a boil. While figs are simmering, combine flour, sugar, baking powder, spices and salt in a medium mixing bowl and stir to combine. In a large bowl, beat together the egg and melted butter until frothy. Gradually

Sonnet 100 Lord Brooke Fulke Greville (1633)
In night when colors all to black are cast, Distinction lost, or gone down with the light; The eye a watch to inward senses placed, Not seeing, yet still having powers of sight, Gives vain alarums to the inward sense, Where fear stirred up with witty tyranny, Confounds all powers, and thorough self-offense, Doth forge and raise impossibility: Such as in thick depriving darknesses, Proper reflections of the error be, And images of self-confusednesses, Which hurt imaginations only see; And from this nothing seen, tells news of devils, Which but expressions be of inward evils.

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Hey all, Don't know if anyone is even reading my blogs are not.Haven't had any comments on my art pics either.Hello..is this thing on?Have made lots of new friends,that's very cool.

Poems/not Written By Me
Short Poems about Life Some might argue that short poems about life is not a very helpful title. In essence, this is selection of Paul Curtis' short funny poems about family and domestic life, but omitting poems about love, death or sex, which are dealt with elsewhere. I Need It Up, You Need It Down She cook’s and cleans And keep’s things neat And with five in the house That’s no mean feat There’s just one question Though that has me beat Tell me why can she never Work the toilet seat Does My Bum Look Big In This? Does my bum look big in this? Well is the answer no or yes Actually you have a big bum So stop blaming it on the dress Lucky Lotto Despite winning twenty million pound My feet are still firmly on the ground So I am the same despite my good news But I am wearing much better shoes Display Caution We keep a picture of Auntie Grace On the shelf above the fire place Health and safety is our only desire As it keeps the kids away from the fire A T

Forever Road
I heard every word you said And trying hard to understand Exactly what it is, you need, from me Baby I apologize I never meant to make you cry But there ain’t no doubt, we can work it out yeah Cuz I’m gonna be around Don’t worry baby I ain’t no maybe Rain or Shine This Love of mine is for you Let my arms remind you I’ll always be beside you Holdin’ on until this ride is through So away we go, down that forever road Baby as our lives unfold There’s no telling where we’ll go But as far as I can see, it’ll be you and me Just the way it’s supposed to be Don’t worry baby I ain’t no maybe Rain or Shine This Love of mine is for you Let my arms remind you I’ll always be beside you Holdin’ on until this ride is through So away we go, down that forever road It ain’t gonna be easy We’ll both make big mistakes But if you love me, trust me We’ve got what it takes Now… Don’t worry baby I ain’t no maybe Rain or Shine This Love of mine is for you Yea

If I Had Wings
Verse 1: Why do we hate? Why do we suffer? Why do we make our mistakes, and constantly blame one another? Why is there war, and why is there killing? Have we forgotten some secret we knew back when we were just children? Chorus: If I had wings, I'd fly up to heaven. I'd look down from the clouds, on every thing.... then I could find all the things we've been missin'. I would have all the answers...if I had wings. Verse 2: Like why I am here, and where did I come from; and where would I go when my time here on this earth is done, and what would I leave that would go on forever? Oh no, and what can I do while I'm here to make someone's life better? Darius Rucker

History In The Making
Don’t move Baby Don’t move I just want to take this all in The moonlight dancing off your skin Our time. Lets take our time I just want to look in your eyes and catch our breath Cuz I just got this feeling This could be one of those memories We want to hold on to, cling to, one we can’t forget Baby, this could be our last first kiss The thought of forever What if this was that moment That chance worth taking History in the making Inside, baby inside Can’t you feel the butterflies? Floating all around Cuz I can sure feel them now Tonight, maybe tonight Is a start of a beautiful ride that will never end And baby I’ve got a feeling This could be one of those memories We want to hold on to, cling to, one we can’t forget Baby, this could be our last first kiss The thought of forever What if this was that moment That chance worth taking History in the making Right here, right now Holding you in my arms This could be one of those memories We want to

::sigh::
Y'know, one of these days, I'm going to get my keister in gear and sit down to update all this lovely stuff I've got going online. Get the ol' cam hooked back up so I can take a photo or two, just so everyone can see the graceful yet inevitable aging process. Besides, my inner geek is crying out for some compy time.

The Truth
LIGHTBEING Haru "Horus" is symbolic of the Rising Son. Jesus is also symbolic of the rising son. Jesus was the son (sun) who died (set) on the cross by crucifixion and he will resurrect (rise) according to the Christians. When the son came down and apparently sets or dies into the darkness and he raises or resurrects back to life. It is the story of the Christian's God Jesus. What religious fanatics don't realize is that if the sun shuts down that would be the end of life as you know it. This is what Egypt teaches about the sun: If I say I worship the sun, people say oh that's sun worship. I know that. The reason why I say worship the sun, s-u-n and laugh at you who worship the son, s-o-n is because my sun is an obvious provider. If my sun doesn't come up in the morning, we can chalk it. Jesus (the son) went to sleep 2,000 years ago, has not gotten up yet, and you all are still doing fine. Yet you are still waiting for your son to rise. If my sun doesn't rise each day, it's over

How Did The Official Day For Celebrating Christmas In Ireland Become December 25?
In modern Christian cultures, we mark Winter Solstice as December 21-22 and celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ on December 25. But celebrating a supernatural birth on December 25 dates back to ancient pre-Christian times when the Celts celebrated Alban Arthuan, the Winter Solstice...the rebirth of the sun. December 25 was also the day the Romans celebrated the birth of the Sun God. When Constantine legalized Christianity and declared it the official religion of the Roman Empire, he needed to find ways to help Roman society to make the transition to Christianity. Since Romans were already accustomed to celebrating the birth of a god on December 25, and since no exact day is mentioned in the Bible that tells us exactly when Jesus was born, Constantine strategically converged the ancient celebration of the birth of the Sun God with the Christian celebration of Christ's birth and declared December 25 the day of Christ's birth. Since Irish Celts had been celebrating December 25

So What Did Those Silly Sounding Christmas Gifts Symbolize
The "twelve drummers drumming" symbolize the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed. The "eleven pipers piping" symbolize the eleven faithful apostles. The "ten lords a-leaping" symbolize the Ten Commandments. The "nine ladies dancing" symbolize the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit (sometimes also listed as the nine classifications of angels). The "eight maids a-milking" symbolize the eight Beatitudes. The "seven swans a-swimming" symbolize the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven Sacraments. The "six geese a-laying" symbolize the six days of creation. The "five golden rings" symbolize the first five books of the Old Testament, better known in the Catholic Faith as the Pentateuch. The "four calling birds" symbolize the four Gospels...Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. The "three French hens" symbolize Faith, Hope and Charity, the three greatest theological virtues. The "two turtle doves" symbolize the Old and New Testaments of the Holy Bible And "a partri

The History Of St.patricks Day
St Patrick is known as the patron saint of Ireland. True, he was not a born Irish. But he has become an integral part of the Irish heritage, mostly through his service across Ireland of the 5th century. Patrick was born in the later half of the 4th century AD. There are differing views about the exact year and place of his birth. According to one school of opinion, he was born about 390 A.D., while the other school says it is about 373 AD. Again, his birth place is said to be in either Scotland or Roman England. His real name was probably Maewyn Succat. Though Patricius was his Romanicized name, he was later came to be familiar as Patrick. Patrick was the son of Calpurnius, a Roman-British army officer. He was growing up as naturally as other kids in Britain. However, one day a band of pirates landed in south Wales and kidnapped this boy along with many others. Then they sold him into slavery in Ireland. The was there for 6 years, mostly imprisoned. This was when c

St Patricks Day In Ireland
St. Patrick's Day is celebrated in towns and cities right across the globe, but it's probably fair to say that nowhere can the festivities match the excitement and atmosphere of St. Patrick's Day in Ireland. In Ireland, St. Patrick's Day is more of a religious holiday similar to Christmas and Easter. Many Irish people start the day by going to mass and offering prayers for the Saint and missionaries all over the world. After that people flock to their local village or town to see the annual Saint Patrick's Day parade – and this is where the real celebrations begin! With grand parades, community feasts, charity show, the mass, St Patrick's Day is celebrated in Ireland with great gusto. The parades, shamrocks, and green beer are provided primarily for tourists. In fact, it has turned out to be one of the most celebrated events in Ireland and a major tourist attraction. Saint Patrick's Day is celebrated worldwide by the Irish people and increasingly by many of non-Irish descent (u

St Patricks Day In United Kingdom
The largest Saint Patrick's Day parade in the UK is held in Birmingham over a two mile route through the city centre. The organisers describe it as the third biggest parade in the world after Dublin and New York. Other Saint Patrick's Day parades take place around the country including in London where the largest minority community is Irish. The Lanarkshire town of Coatbridge where the majority of the town's population are of Irish descent also has a day of celebration and parades in the town centre. In Birmingham, St. Patrick's Festival is one of the city's premier community events, with the Irish community numbering around 140,000 people. Manchester hosts a two week Irish festival in the weeks prior to St Patrick's Day, not surprising giving that the city claims the largest Irish population in Great Britain outside of London. The festival includes an Irish Market based at the city's town hall which flies the Irish tricolor opposite the Union Flag, a large parade (claiming to be th

Christmas Holly As A Christian Symbol
Christmas Holly as a Christian symbol As Christianity took hold in Celtic Ireland, many ancient Roman and Celtic traditions were combined and carried over into Celtic Christianity, including Celtic Christmas traditions. The prickly green leaves of the holly are a reminder to early Celtic Christians of the crown of thorns Jesus wore on the day of the Crucifixion. The bright red berries symbolized the blood of Christ spilled for the sins of mankind. Some say that holly is more than a reminder of the Crucifixion, but that it was actually a part of that historical day... Some say that holly was the type of branch used to make the crown of thorns. Some say the holly berries were white before that day, but that Christ's blood eternally stained them red. Some even say that Christ was crucified on a holly tree. Another Christian legend claims that holly miraculously grew to hide the Holy Family from Herod's soldiers. As a sign of gratitude, holly has remained evergreen

Christmas Holly In Ireland
Being a common part of the winter landscape, Christmas holly provided a free and easy way for even the poorest of families to decorate their homes for the holidays. As with so many other symbols of holly has been a religious symbol in many parts of the world for over 2000 years. Ancient Romans associated holly with their Sun god, Saturn. The Celtic people of pre-Christian Ireland used holly extensively. Fresh, green holly leaves and branches adorned the ancient Celtic homes throughout the Winter Solstice. The Druid religion even ascribed mystical powers to holly. They would use tea brewed with holly leaves to treat a wide range of medical conditions such as arthritis, kidney stones, and bronchitis. But the power of Christmas holly went beyond its medicinal value... Being the evergreen plant that it is, the Druids believed holly to be very special. While all the deciduous trees' leaves were drying up and falling away, the holly leaves kept the landscape green and beau

Just Me
I am just me, I make mistakes. I am human. I say things I don't mean, I fly off the handle at every chance I get. I mess up. I jump to conclusions, I fear the worst. I am scared and lonely. I am afraid of losing people I love. And yes I tend to do things that would make them leave. Did I mention I was only human, born to make mistakes? I wear my heart on my sleeve. My feelings get hurt more times than not. I hurt people, I make matters worse. I do stupid things, I say stupid things. I act stupid. I am just me. I am selfish. I want people to do things or say things that I would do or say to them. But they don't and that makes me mad. Yes it is not rational for me to get mad. I want to feel important I want to feel loved. I want someone to go out of their way for me. I want my cake and I want to eat it too. I make people mad, people that I love, slowly pushing them farther and farther away from me. I guess one day when I lose them I will learn to keep my mouth shut or at least think befo

Dissapointment
They say love is blind and I know this to be true. For I was blind when it came to you. You were more than my best friend, you were like a sister to me. Now we can't stand each other, wouldn't you agree? I moved heaven and earth for you when you needed me the most. Now the friendship we had only lingers like a ghost. You used me for what you needed then threw me away. And for the pain you've caused me, my new best friend has to pay. Ten years I believed you, ten years I believed your lies. Until finally someone helped me by opening my eyes. If I knew then what I know now I would never have done what I did for you- no way no how. But it's all said and done, I can finally see And what I see is that you are a disappointment to me.

Feeling Used
Cant help it I am feeling used. And at the same time I guess I am using you. I hear what you say behind my back. Friends arent supposed to talk smack. You need me so you lie about what you say I need you so I pretend everythings okay. Both of us are wrong, neither of us is right Better this way then to fuss and fight I wish we could say what we really want Instead of hiding and putting on a front You do it your way and i'll do it mine keep talking smack while i act like everythings fine one day you aint gonna need me anymore is that the day you tell the truth and show me the door? one day i aint gonna need you either is that the day we go seperate ways and take a breather? once upon a time our friendship was strong hell we have been friends for so long what in the world has happened to us why are there problems we cant discuss i wanna get through this, i want us to be all right though i know it will not happen overnight please lets stop and think about what we a

Losing It
I can’t do this shit anymore. I am so fucked up. I try to hide it every day when I am around others but when I am alone I am suffocated by it. These feelings are drowning me. I can’t breathe. I just want it all to stop. I want it all to go away. Make it stop please. All these feelings I feel, the past and the present coming at me at once. Pressures of everyday living, I can’t go on. I have no strength left in me. I have suffered for so long, I don’t want to suffer anymore. All these friends I have that love me so much, why do they? I am not who they think I am. Do they pretend? Are they scared to tell me the truth? What is the truth? I know they get tired of me, and that only makes me feel worse. Do they talk about me behind my back? What if they can’t really stand me? Lies, is it all lies? Does anyone really care about me? I hate myself, my life, myself, my life. No one seems to understand how serious this illness is. It’s like if they don’t acknowledge it than it doesn’t exist

As Days Go By
As days go by I look at the present. I wonder who I am. Who I have become, who I will be? Why I am the way that I am? Will I ever change? Will I get better? As days go by I think about the past. Friends that have come and gone, relationships that have ended. Mistakes that have been made. Places I have been, things I have done and seen. As days go by I worry about the future. Is there more to life than this? Is there something out there I am meant to do, someone I am meant to be? Cause this just ain't working for me. As days go by I sit and cry hating the fact that days go by.

Drowning
Everything that can go wrong, has! I am not as strong as I used to be, I am going down fast..... I am drowning, sinking into the darkness, consumed by life's little tragedies.......I can't catch my breath, OH GOD I can't swim.......What do I do? There is no one around for help....Where has everyone run off to? Why did they leave me alone? I need a life saver... but where? There is so much pressure, I feel like there is a weight pushing me down harder and faster. Maybe if I strip away some of the excess weight keeping me down..... then I could......what? wait....it's not working....I'm stuck. I am stuck at the bottom, while my head bobs up and down, in and out of the water.... AIR.... oh now it's gone. Just as quick as it came. Here it comes again..... damn I can't seem to stay afloat......guess the flailing around like crazy isn't helping but I don't know what else to do...... I scream but there is no one around to hear me..............now it's getting dark and cold. I'm all alone. Fr

Silent Tears
I cry though I make no sound Silent tears I shed when no one is around My body is alive though my heart is dead Silent tears will flow as I lay on my bed Memories fill my head though I am asleep Silent tears cascade as I weep My voice is strong though I cannot speak Silent tears come making me weak Thoughts of you make me happy though I frown Silent tears will surely make me drown My friends are here though they offer no consolation Silent tears only add to my desolation I cry though I make no sound Silent tears I shed when no one is around

Kwanzaa The Continental African Roots
Kwanzaa is an African American and Pan-African holiday which celebrates family, community and culture. Celebrated from 26 December thru 1 January, its origins are in the first harvest celebrations of Africa from which it takes its name. The name Kwanzaa is derived from the phrase "matunda ya kwanza" which means "first fruits" in Swahili, a Pan-African language which is the most widely spoken African language. The first-fruits celebrations are recorded in African history as far back as ancient Egypt and Nubia and appear in ancient and modern times in other classical African civilizations such as Ashantiland and Yorubaland. These celebrations are also found in ancient and modern times among societies as large as empires (the Zulu or kingdoms (Swaziland) or smaller societies and groups like the Matabele, Thonga and Lovedu, all of southeastern Africa. Kwanzaa builds on the five fundamental activities of Continental African "first fruit" celebrations: ingathering; reverence; commemorati

Kwanzaa The African Branch
Rooted in this ancient history and culture, Kwanzaa develops as a flourishing branch of the African American life and struggle as a recreated and expanded ancient tradition. Thus, it bears special characteristics only an African American holiday but also a Pan-African one, For it draws from the cultures of various African peoples, and is celebrated by millions of Africans throughout the world African community. Moreover, these various African peoples celebrate Kwanzaa because it speaks not only to African Americans in a special way, but also to Africans as a whole, in its stress on history, values, family, community and culture. Kwanzaa was established in 1966 in the midst of the Black Freedom Movement and thus reflects its concern for cultural groundedness in thought and practice, and the unity and self-determination associated with this. It was conceived and established to serve several functions.

Kwanzaa Reaffirming And Restoring Culture
Reaffirming and Restoring Culture First, Kwanzaa was created to reaffirm and restore our rootedness in African culture. It is, therefore, an expression of recovery and reconstruction of African culture which was being conducted in the general context of the Black Liberation Movement of the '60's and in the specific context of The Organization Us, the founding organization of Kwanzaa and the authoritative keeper of its tradition. Secondly, Kwanzaa was created to serve as a regular communal celebration to reaffirm and reinforce the bonds between us as a people. It was designed to be an ingathering to strengthen community and reaffirm common identity, purpose and direction as a people and a world community. Thirdly, Kwanzaa was created to introduce and reinforce the Nguzo Saba (the Seven Principles.) These seven communitarian African values are: Umoja (Unity), Kujichagulia (Self-Determination), Ujima (Collective Work and Responsibility), Ujamaa (Cooperative Economics), Nia (Purpose),

Info On Kwanzaa
DEFINITION OF KWANZAA Kwanzaa is a unique African American celebration with focus on the traditional African values of family, community responsibility, commerce, and self-improvement. Kwanzaa is neither political nor religious and despite some misconceptions, is not a substitute for Christmas. It is simply a time of reaffirming African-American people, their ancestors and culture. Kwanzaa, which means "first fruits of the harvest" in the African language Kiswahili, has gained tremendous acceptance. Since its founding in 1966 by Dr. Maulana Karenga, Kwanzaa has come to be observed by more than18 million people worldwide, as reported by the New York Times. When establishing Kwanzaa in 1966, Dr. Karenga included an additional "a" to the end of the spelling to reflect the difference between the African American celebration (kwanzaa) and the Motherland spelling (kwanza). Kwanzaa is based on the Nguzo Saba (seven guiding principles), one for each day of the observance, and is celebrated f

On Obama
"'We the people of the United States.' These are the first seven words of the constitution of the United States of America. As I stood in the reception area of the Pentagon in Washington D.C. early this year, a large recreation of that constitution was posted on the wall. It's the first thing you see as you enter the building. 'We the People of the United States,' I stared at it and said: 'I'd die for that idea!' "I've written in the past, I love my country, but I'm scared to death of its government. That idea for me has taken a new twist in this coming election. "I'd first like to point out that I am not a John McCain supporter. I have been critical of the U. S. government for years, and I, like most of my fellow Americans am angry and frustrated with the lying, manipulation and partisanship of the elected officials, both local and national, Democrat and Republican, of this country. "The founding fathers of this country wrote this constitution, with all its Amendments, as THE

11/03/08 - Linkin Park - Faint
SONG VERSION BELOW Faint - LinkinPark VIDEO VERSION BELOW Faint - Linkin Park LYRICS BELOW I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard Handful of complaints but I can’t help the fact that everyone can see these scars I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe this is real So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do Face away and pretend that I'm not But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got [Chorus] (I can't feel the way I did before) (Don't turn your back on me) (I won't be ignored) (Time won't heal this damage anymore) (Don't turn your back on me) (I won't be ignored) I am a little bit insecure a little unconfident Cause you don't understand I do what I can but sometimes I don't make sense I am what you never wanna say but I've never had a doubt It's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just to

Urgent! Missing In Montgomery Al!
I am posting this for a dear friend, her son has been missing since 10/11/08 and I am hoping someone, somewhere might have seen him/know his whereabouts... (Driver's License pic) Jeremy Leon Payne, resident of Montgomery Alabama, has not been heard from/seen by his mother, wife, or children since 10/11/08...the local police refuse to file a report because they "do not have the resources" Blue Eyes Brown Hair 5'10" - 145 LBS Tattoos: tat on left forearm that says "Halee", tat on right shoulder of a creature He was last seen driving" 1990 White Acura Integra with a Tail Fin on the back. Near Air Base Blvd !!! Near Maxwell Air Force Base. Jeremy's car Example of vehicle PLEASE contact me @ goodevildotnet@gmail.com if you think you have ANY info that could lead to his whereabouts, thank you very much!

Say What You Want
say what you want

Survey
Greed:Medium  Gluttony:High  Wrath:High  Sloth:Medium  Envy:Low

German Christmas Traditions
German Christmas Traditions - how do Germans celebrate Christmas? Germans start Christmas - Weihnachten - with Heiligabend - Christmas Eve - the 24th of December. Typically the christmas tree is decorated in the morning, last Christmas shopping is done and gifts are wrapped. Besides, the meals for dinner a prepared. Nevertheless in a lot of families there is just a simple Holy Night dinner like Kartoffelsalat - potato salad - und Würstchen - sausages. At the 25th - 1. Weihnachtstag - there is a real feast like roast goose or roast duck. If there are smaller children in the family they will start celebrating either with attending church - Familiengottesdienst often with nativity play - or with singing some Christmas carols and/or reading the Christmas story in the bible and then unwrapping the Christmas gifts - this will happen between 4 and 6pm. The others will unwrap their gifts after attending church. Then the dinner will start and after it the familiy will sit together and ta

A German Christmas
German Christmas Christmas in Germany is very traditional. The preparation for this special feast begins with the advent season. In this time you will find a lot of advent calendars (with 24 small doors to open and some chocolate or pictures or other goodies behind) in German homes especially for children. Others pack 24 small presents and give them to a beloved person. Another thing which have to be done before christmas is the purchase of a christmas tree (it is mostly a fir or pine). In most German cities you will find some kind of Christmas markets where you can buy Christmas ornaments and lots of other things (Christmas cards, wooden things, ...) and eat sausages, baked potatoes, ... and certainly get mulled claret. Christmas itself starts at Christmas Eve (24.). On this day shops are open until noon (to buy the last presents). Each family does it a little bit differently. Some first go to church and then give eachother their Christmas presents, have a great dinner together (o

The First Native American Christmas Carol
The First Native American Christmas Carol The first written native american Christmas carol was written down by a Jesuit missionary priest, Friar Jean de Brebeuf, around 1640-41, for the Huron Indians. The Hurons built a small chapel of fir trees and bark in honor of the manger at Bethlehem. This became the 'stable' where Jesus was born. Some Hurons travelled as much as two days to be there for the Christmas celebration. The animals at the manger were the Fox, the Buffalo and the Bear. The Hurons also made a traditional tent of skins and their nativity figures were all dressed as native Americans. This Huron Carol, originally written in the Huron language and later translated to French, has become a well known and much loved carol today.

Santa Claus, St. Nicolas, Or Handsome Fellow, A Native American Santa
Santa Claus, St. Nicolas, or Handsome Fellow, a Native American Santa The American version of St. Nicholas, or Santa Claus originally came from the Dutch version called Sinter Klaas. This tradition was brought with the Dutch people who settled Amsterdam, New York. Our modern day version of how Santa Claus should look comes from the Christmas poem A Visit From St. Nicholas by Clement C. Moore. Written for his children in 1823, the family poem was later published for the general public and included what became the now famous picture of Santa Claus by Thomas Nast. Countless legends are told about the Patron Saint of Giving known as St. Nicholas. He has been the patron saint of Russia, Moscow, Greece, children, sailors, prisoners, bakers, pawnbrokers, shopkeepers and wolves. His gift-giving role in Christmas rites probably comes from his fame as the friend of children. This Christma legend tells us that he also used to give anonymous donations of gold coins to persons in need. H

There Are Many Names For Santa Around The World
There are many names for Santa around the world: Belgium - Pere Noel Brazil - Papai Noel Chile - Viejo Pascuero (Old Man Christmas) China - Dun Che Lao Ren (Christmas Old Man) Dutch - Sinter Klaas Netherlands - Kerstman Finland - Joulupukki (Yule Buck) France - Pere Noel Germany - Weihnachtsmann (Christmas Man) also Kris Kringle (which comes from the German term for "Christ Child.") Hawaii - Kanakaloka Hungary - Mikulas (St. Nicholas) Italy - Babbo Natale (Father Christmas) Japan - Hoteiosho (a god or priest who bears gifts) Norway - Julenissen (Christmas gnome) Morocco - Black Peter Poland - Swiety Mikolaj (St. Nicholas) Russia - Ded Moroz (Grandfather Frost) Sweden - Jultomten (Christmas brownie) Turkey - Hagios Nikolaos (Greek for Bishop of Myra) United Kingdom - Father Christmas

The Different Names For Santa Continued
And there is a mysterious fellow whom I have been told about on several occasions. He is a handsome brave who wears white buckskins, and brings gifts to Indian children. His name, appropriately is 'Handsome Fellow'. Other gift bringers come at different times of the year, often in the summertime, but the gift bringing element is always a part of the American Indian culture, whatever the occasion is for a gathering. There was a real native american man in the 1800s, who was an important leader and warrior in the Creek tribe. His Indian name was Chief Hobbythacco, which means Handsome Fellow. Cheifs in native american cultures were often the beneficiaries of many gifts. According to the traditions of native americans, the chief would then share these gifts with others of the tribe who were less fortunate. Handsome Fellow, Fanni Mico, and later, White Lieutenant, were leaders of a Creek settlement named Okfuskee and were deeply involved in Creek-British diplomatic relations througho

Native American Christmas Customs
Native American Christmas Customs Looks for Buffalo, an Oglala Sioux spiritual leader, the full-blood Oglala grandson of Chief Red Cloud and White Cow Killer, and a Cheyenne Oglala leader, explains the meaning of Christmas to the traditional Indian people of the Americas: "Traditional American Indians are raised to respect the Christian Star and the birth of the first Indian Spiritual Leader. He was a Star Person and Avatar. His name was Jesus. He was a Hebrew, a Red Man. He received his education from the wilderness. John the Baptist, Moses, and other excellent teachers that came before Jesus provided an educational foundation with the Holistic Method." "Everyday is our Christmas. Every meal is our Christmas. At every meal we take a little portion of the food we are eating, and we offer it to the spirit world on behalf of the four legged, and the winged, and the two legged. We pray--not the way most Christians pray-- but we thank the Grandfathers, the Spirit, and the Guardian Ange

Christmas Dances
Christmas Dances Many Tribes, including the Laguna Indians, many of whom accepted Christianity some 400 years ago, have the custom of a dance on Christmas Eve or Christmas, where gifts are offered at the Manger. There are many representations of gifts brought to braves in the fields by the great Thunderbird; or scenes with the wise men being replaced by the chiefs representing the great Nations. A few native american Christmas celebrations are: December 21 Winter Solstice Walks, Spiro Mounds Archelological Center, Spiro, OK, More Info:(908)962-2062 December 24 Sundown procession with bonfires at Taos Pueblo Acoma Pueblo is lit with luminarias beginning at the scenic viewpoint and continues as far as "Sky City" After 10 pm Mass at Laguna, various dances (505)552-6654 After midnight Mass: at San Felipe (505)867-3381, Santa Ana, and Tesuque Pueblos (505)983-2667 Buffalo, Deer & Antelope dance after Mass at Nambe Pueblo(505)455-2036 December 24 & 25 Christmas Cel

Finally A Couple Days Off
Been work'n the past 7 with very little sleep.It seems when I am off I am playing catch up and don't catch up on sleep.Such is life.Life is getting better though.Working on a new relationship with an amazing lady.Love makes it all better.I'm doing ok and my friends are too.Doesn't get any better.

Halloween 10pts Me 0
For the first time in my life I stayed home this Halloween to what? Pass out candy to the little trick-or-treaters and what did I get? Oh sure some would think I got the satisfaction of seeing the little brats all decked out in costume...wrong! What I got was a messed up ankle,knee,and hip! I guess it just wasn't meant to be,me...the queen of freight,the terror of the night,to stay home especially on the one night of the year that represents everything about me,and for the holiday to prove it I wind up taking a tumble. No it doesn't matter if I do heal fast its the whole reason behind the fall in the first place. NEVER again will I stay home on such an important night of the year! My ankle and my knee was swollen so big the first two days that I couldn't even walk(ok after that I was fine but thats beside the point),and it hurt to even stand. Now if it wasn't for the fact that I had enough Evan Williams in me to not feel the effects until the next morning I probably would have had a

Christmas In Argentina
Argentina is located at the southern tip of South America, bordering the South Atlantic Ocean, between Chile and Uruguay. During the month of December, Argentineans drink iced beverages and stay in air-conditioned spaces to help keep cool. In some homes evergreen trees are decorated with cotton to simulate the snow found on the trees in the forests of the Northern Hemisphere. Christmas dinner in Argentina may be served in a garden area. A suckling pig or a roast peacock jauntily decorated with some of its own brilliant plumage ma occupy the center of the dining table. Niños envuettas is another favorite dish. It is made of steak cut in pieces three inches square, stuffed with minced mean mixed with onions, hard-boiled eggs, and spices. The meat is shaped in rolls, browned, and baked or simmered until tender. Religious services take up much of the day on Christmas in Argentina. Carols may be sung by groups going from house to house or by the family gathered around a piano.

Christmas In Armenia
Armenia is in southwestern Asia, east of Turkey. Other neighbors are Georgia and Azerbaijan. Armenians believe Christ's birthday should be celebrated on the same day as His baptism, which is January 6 by our calendar (Gregorian). By the old Julian calendar this date would fall on our January 19. The old Julian calendar is still used by Armenians in the Holy Land to set the date of their Christmas while in Armenia, they celebrate on January 6 (Epiphany) by the Western calendar. At the same time, this date is Christmas Eve on the old Julian calendar and that is when Russia, Syria, Iraq, Ethiopia and other countries east of Rome celebrate the traditional Orthodox Christian Christmas. Confusing? How about the fact that Armenians who live in the United States often celebrate when we do on December 25, using the same calendar that is used by the Western world. After that they have a second celebration on January 6 that is more attuned to the traditional Armenian holiday and turns away f

Christmas In Australia
Christmas in Australia takes place in the heat of summer since the country is located in the Southern Hemisphere. Many Australians still look to their British roots at this special time of year and a traditional Christmas meal usually includes a turkey dinner, sometimes with ham. Often a flaming Christmas plum pudding is added for dessert or else a special Australian meringue confection, Pavlova -- adorned with kiwifruit and passionfruit. Some Australians and particularly tourists have their Christmas dinner (midday) on a local beach. Bondi Beach in Sydney's Eastern Suburbs attracts thousands of people on December 25th. Other families enjoy their day on a picnic. If they are at home, the day may be punctuated by swimming in the pool, playing Cricket in the backyard, and other outdoor activities beneath swaying palms. In Sydney, an interdenominational carols and scripture service is conducted at St. Mary's Cathedral. Hundreds of singers from dozens of church choirs

No Love
no love on fu it seems anymore!!! hit me up some time and prove me wrong

3d Is Hard!
Trying to learn some new 3D software.It's different from others I've used.Pretty cool features though.There's lots of help online from other CGrs.You can really appreciate an animated movie or short if you understand just how hard it is to make.

Omg Heaven And Sqaugles A Rockin Song
i get the feeling that pouring out my heart and soul here would serve no point so i just post shit that is funny thought provoking or rock out i doubt you guys wanna dig in my soul..

11.06.08 - Ennio Morricone - The Ecstasy Of Gold (this Is From The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Awesome Song)
SONG VERSION BELOW The Ecstasy of Gold - Ennio Morricone VIDEO VERSION BELOW FROM THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY

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You've made my tummy flutter, My heart soar and fly. Never would I have guessed, that this amazing man would be mine. Love songs can't hypnotize me anymore, only your voice can be music to my ears. There's nothing I really would want, than to have you with me here. I want to hold you close, kiss all your troubles away. Hear that sweet laugh of yours, and forever by you, I want to lay. You're the reason I'm always smiling,

11.07.08 - Dire Straits - Walk Of Life (song Will Get Stuck In Ur Head All Fuggin Day)
SONG VERSION BELOW Walk Of Life - Dire Straits VIDEO VERSION BELOW Dire Straits - Walk of Life - Dire Straits Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies Be-Bop-A-Lula, Baby What I Say Here comes Johnny singing I Gotta Woman Down in the tunnel, trying to make it pay He got the action, he got the motion Oh yeah, the boy can play Dedication, devotion Turning all the night time into the day {Refrain} He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman He do the song about the night And he do the walk, he do the walk of life Yeah, he do the walk of life. Here comes Johnny goin' tell you the story Hand me down my walkin' shoes Here come Johnny with the power and the glory Backbeat, the talkin' blues He got the action, he got the motion Yeah, the boy can play Dedication, devotion Turning all the night time into the day {Refrain} {Repeat first verse} And after all the violence and double talk There's just a song in all the trouble and the strife

Principal’s Outing Of Gay Student Roils Fla. Town
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26316235/ intresting story thank you momma!

Lesbian Fanatsy 2
Going into the shower The blonde's shower eachother Washing,backs, and breasts Even with some foreplay To get them going again With the steam of the shower Driving them insane They start kissing deep With pleasure Messaging,kissing and caressing Eachother's breasts As they feel the pussy's Begin to soakin' Turning off the shower Back to bed They sixty-nine all night Until the next morning As they sleep in eachothers arms

Lesbian Poem 4
Love the taste of sweet pussy The thought sounds yummy Hunger to die for Breast that are fun To tease and play An see them bounce The bust is fun To touch and watch Also gracefully teasing The part's of girl's And woman are joyful Also gracefully teasing

Lesbian Poem 2
The graceful touch of your hand Fine hair that blows in the wind Eyes like the earth Skin so soft to the touch That has a fragrance to die for Breast firm and tasteful Clitouris was sweet and well cleaned To play with Moans sounding so lovely Her heart beat rythm With each body motion That drives her crazy

Barbie Divorce
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have, ’Barbie goes to the gym’for $19.95 ... ’Barbie goes to the Ball’ for $19.95 ... ’Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 ... ’Barbie goes to the beach’ for $19.95... ’Barbie goes to the Nightclub’ for $19.95 ... and ’Divorced Barbie’ for $375.00." "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" Dad asked surprised. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s House, Ken’s boat, Ken’s dog, Ken’s cat and Ken’s furniture."

Fu Wolf Pack Lounge
Let me tell ya somthing if ya aint the staff or a chick with hot tits don't bother with the wolf pack Lounge. There bunch elitest fucks who kick you out when you talk to there female staff. This more directed toward the male mods because there a bunch of assholes. Fuck you guys all to hell you worthless pieces of shit.~x

Hate, Disgust & Despise
I hate using the same keyboards with you. I hate using the same showers with you. I hate using the same buses with you. I hate you, I disgust you, I despise you.

Be Ware!!!!
rorytmeadows-=[TruRaters]=-@ fubar EVERYONE LISTEN UP THIS GUY AND ONE OTHER ARE GOIN TO GIRLS PAGES AND RATING 1'S AND 2'S AND ARE TELLIN WOMEN HOW UGLY THEY ARE AND ARE BASHIN ALL KINDS OF WOMEN!!!! PLEASE BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!!!

Reese Witherspoon Tits
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Come With Me
Come with me Come with me tonight Take me by the hand And walk with me There is a star in the sky Looking down on us tonight Come with me Then we walk to the beach There is moonlight tonight While we alone only the two of us I want to tell you I love you Come with me Take my hand Tonight is the night I want to share my love with you I want to hold you While the moon is shining I want to say I love you And kiss you in the moonlight

Hey
Man who kisses girls' behind, gets crack in face. Passionate kiss like spider web - - lead to undoing of fly. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night. Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing

Big One
my big cock on cam if any ladies fancy it - mattewens@hotmail.com santanaguitarflower@yahoo.com

Guardian Angel 2
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provideou with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are there for the reason you need them to be Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn.. They bring you an experie

Guardian Angel
This morning when god opened a window to heaven, he saw me, and he asked, "My child what is your greatest wish for today"? I responded, "please take care of the person reading this message and their family". Guardian Angels exist but sometimes since they dont have wings, we call them True Friends!

Life Of A Single Dad
Well I am a single parent. I love my daughter and she is the number one priority in my life. I don't need or want someone who wants me to drop of the hat take off with them. I won't leave my child behind. I am a responsible parent. I love spending time with a good women but I love spending time with my daughter too. I don't think I need to explain anything else about that. I also don't put my priorites above my childs. My child means more to me then a stupid night out or spending money on myself. I love being a dad, it is the most worth wild gift and adventure i could of ever expected. I also hate how parents smoke around their kids. My daughter won't experience that from me. and my child will never see me stoned or drunk. I am showing by example how a good person and a good parent should be like. I do like to drink but I see no point in getting drunk while having my child in my care.

11.10.08 - T.i. Feat Rihanna - Live Your Life
SONG VERSION BELOW (GOD WHY WAS IT SO HARD TO FIND THIS FRIGGIN SONG :( Live Your Life (Feat. Rihanna) - T.I. LYRICS BELOW (IF U ASK FOR VIDEO I WILL SQUISH U LIKE A BUG!!!) . . . . [T.I.] Ay, this a special what's happenin' to all my, all my soldiers over there in Iraq Everybody right here, what you need to do is to be thankful for the life you got, you know what I'm sayin' Stop lookin' at what you ain't got, start bein' thankful for what you do got Let's give it to 'em, baby girl [Rihanna] You're gonna be a shining star With fancy clothes and fancy cars And then you see, you're gonna go far 'Cause everyone knows who you are (Rihanna, let's get it) So live your life (Hey) Ay-ay-ay You steady chasin' that paper Just live your life (Oh) Ay-ay-ay Ain't got no time for no haters Just live your life (Hey) Ay-ay-ay No telling where it'll take ya Just live your life (Oh) Ay-ay-ay) Cause I'm a paper chaser Just livin' my life (Ay), my life (Oh), my life

Writing Songs
currently im workin with the drummer from hell on a song,them will record the drum and guitar.i have 4 more songs im also editing.im working patiently to get this ep finished.

I Need To Know
I haven't heard from you in a whole day. I have been texting, and texting, and texting. I never have gotten a response. I don't know whats going on and I don't like it. I am scared that I did something to upset you and I have idea what it is. I want to text you again but if you aren't mad I don't you to be mad cause I am bugging you. I don't know waht to think I don't know what to do. I am fighting my impulse to text but I am afraid I can't hold off much longer. I am sorry that I am annoying but I don't know what to do without you. I am confused scared and probably blowing everything out of proportion but I am scared. I am sorry that I am weak. I am sorry that I am scared. I am sorry that this is the way I am. I just want to make you happy and I want to occupy a small corner of your life. Under my blanket feeling secure in your presence.

11.12.08 - Bob Marley - Three Birds (every Little Things Gonna Be All Right)
SONG VERSION BELOW Everythings Going To Be Alright - Bob Marley VIDEO VERSION BELOW Three Little Birds - Bob Marley LYRICS BELOW Dont worry about a thing, cause every little thing gonna be all right. Singin: dont worry about a thing, cause every little thing gonna be all right! Rise up this mornin, Smiled with the risin sun, Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep Singin sweet songs Of melodies pure and true, Sayin, (this is my message to you-ou-ou:) Singin: dont worry bout a thing, cause every little thing gonna be all right. Singin: dont worry (dont worry) bout a thing, cause every little thing gonna be all right! Rise up this mornin, Smiled with the risin sun, Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep Singin sweet songs Of melodies pure and true, Sayin, this is my message to you-ou-ou: Singin: dont worry about a thing, worry about a thing, oh! Every little thing gonna be all right. dont worry! Singin: dont worry about a thing

Devildriver - End Of The Line
I do declare, there's something in the air I'm burning the candle at both ends Bitter betrayals, skeleton keys Houses to haunt, well it's alright by me Rags to ruin, some foolhardy choices Some would say, not a ghost of a chance The ghosts in my mind, they're one of a kind They tell me what to do, and it's shut down you Some things are best just left unsaid End of the line, end of the line One door closes, another door closes And now you're boxed in End of the line, end of the line Feel eyes in the trees, the foreboding path The turn of the head, I hear it laugh It says "Hang 'em now," it says "Hang 'em high" When you are done, then hail to the sky I've been taught to get the fuck up To dust myself off, and to go it again The ghosts in my mind, they're one of a kind They tell me what to do, and it's shut down you Some things are best just left unsaid End of the line, end of the line One door closes, another door closes And now you're boxed in End of the line, e

Grinfucked
Lights on but no-ones home I should've left you on your own You can't stand the heat you're all alone YEEAAAA!! Horseshoes and hand-grenades Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda Your bed is made Another man down and gone Take advantage, manipulate Take advantage, you piece of shit Grinfucked Debit paid in full You won't grinfuck me This time the advantage is mine This time vengeance is mine This time vengeance is mine Come seeking treasure Without a map It's in the journey and you'll never find your way back Take advantage, manipulate Take advantage, you piece of shit Grinfucked Debit paid in full You won't grinfuck me Drop down Fool me once Shame on you Fool me twice Shame on me You've been grinfucked

Devildriver - Hold Back The Day
[Verse] Dig deep Dig in deeper You go where only fools Fear to tread You'll find devices to kill your master Why not kill your maker instead Leave it to the ones that own you Leave it to those ones to disown you Put faith & trust in the dusk Do what you must do [PreChorus] I'm getting edgy for those departed Left all alone left still forgotten!!!! [Chorus] Miles to go and Sky's to fly Hold back the day Miles to go and Sky's to fly It's darkest before the Dawn [Verse] Claw hard now From your casket Six feet and getting deeper Should the top, soil feel Heavy It must be getting weaker Towers people build, up in life Become frail & fall to the ground Fuck them There opinion Deceiving The Honest Man!!!!!!!! [PreChorus] Always, always, darkest before the dawn.... [Chorus]

11.12.08 - Crash Test Dummies - God Shuffled His Feet (and Glanced Around At Them)
SONG VERSION BELOW God Shuffled His Feet - Crash Test Dummies VIDEO VERSION BELOW Crash Test Dummies - God Shuffled His Feet - Crash Test Dummies LYRICS BELOW after seven days he was quite tired, so god said: "let there be a day just for picnics, with wine and bread" he gathered up some people he had made created blankets and laid back in the shade the people sipped their wine and what with god there, they asked him questions like: do you have to eat or get your hair cut in heaven? and if your eye got poked out in this life would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife? god shuffled his feet, and glanced around at them the people cleared their throats, and stared right back at him so he said: "once there was a boy who woke up with blue hair. to him it was a joy until he ran out into the warm air... he thought of how his friends would come to see and would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?" god shuffled his feet, and glance

Any Of My Friends Here Over There
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Falling In Love
Don't you hate when you fall in love and you are so vulnerable?...I hate that. I become ultra sensitive and want to please the man like no man has ever been pleased before. I am a submissive and when a man starts to get possesive and starts to tell you sweet nothings, I just fall harder. Then he ignores me and makes out with anyone he wants and tells me about it and I fall even harder. I have a problem but me and Mistress are working on it. She refuses to let me give my heart to just anyone and councils me in the ways of love. I thank her for everything she has given me. Cause if she didn't I know that I would already would be trying to obsess over someone but thank God I am not. Thats all.

The Cuban Dictionary
Casa Cuba Fun & Culture! Jokes / Chistes Cuban Food, Recipes / Comida Cubana La Guantanamera Poetry by José Martí / Poesias de José Martí Cuban Dictionary Translations: English to Spanish, & back to English Bosguagon n. the Volkswagen Beetle He's got a crush. El tiene un coco. "He's got a coconut." He's confused. El tiene los cables cruza'os. "His cables are crossed." That rocks! !Boto la casa por la ventana! "He threw the house out the window!" He's a pretty boy. Es una postalita. "He's a postcard." It's a big problem. Eso ni lo brinca un chivo. "Not even a goat can jump it". He takes good care of himself. Se da lija. "He sandpapers himself." He died. Canto el manicero. "He sang the peanut vendor." She's cute. Que mona. "She's a monkey." He's a good guy. Es un pan. "He's a piece of bread." He plays dumb. Se hace la mosquita muerta. "He plays the dead fly." He's t

Hi!
Hi people! Well, what to say.. I am Violetta from Russia. People know me as Letta Moreva. I compose and sing songs, write novels and live my interesting life =) Here you will be able to get to know my life better :)

I. Open Records: Why It's An Issue
Adult adoptees in all but four states and two commonwealths in the United States (Kansas, Alaska, Oregon, Alabama, Puerto Rico and the U.S.Virgin Islands) and in all Canadian provinces are forbidden unconditional access to their original birth certificates. Outmoded Depression-era laws create "amended" birth certificates that replace the names of the adoptee's biological parents with those of the adoptive parents as well as frequently falsify other birth information. The adoptee's original birth certificate and records of adoption are permanently sealed in closed records states by laws passed largely after World War II. These laws are a relic of the culture of shame that stigmatized infertility, out-of-wedlock birth and adoption. Even those adoptees now being raised in open adoptions, in which there is some contact between birth and adoptive families, are not allowed access to their original birth records when they reach adulthood. In Scotland adoptee records have been open since 1

Ii. A History Of Sealed Records In The United States
Adoption records and original birth certificates have not always been sealed. Sealing records is, in fact, a relatively recent development in our nation's history. Birth certificates themselves only came to be required in the first decades of this century. Because they were marked "legitimate" or "illegitimate" in most states and because of the stigma associated with illegitimacy, they were sealed to the public, but were available to the adoptee upon majority. The amended birth certificate, which names the adoptive parents in the place of the birth parents, was first proposed by two Registrars of Vital Statistics in 1931 and was utilized by most states by the end of World War II. In the decades leading up to World War II, court records and original birth certificates were sealed to the public, the explicit reason given being to protect the adoptive family from exposure to embarrassment or even blackmail regarding the illegitimate origins of the adoptee, or in cases where the adoptee ha

Iii. A History Of Adoption And Sealed Records In Canada
Adoption in Canada is similar to the United States in that it is a matter of provincial or territorial control. This means that adoptees in Canada have varying degrees of access to their information depending on the province or territory in which they were adopted. Most provinces and territories have laws originally based in British Common Law, but Quebec's law is based on the civil code of France. Before there were specific adoption-related laws in Canada, adoption generally fell under contract law. One reason given for specific adoption legislation was to curb the black market in baby-selling. Early on, Canadian adoption laws closely followed those in Britain. For example, Ontario brought in an Adoption Act in 1921 and later sealed records in 1927 (a year later than Britain). The reason cited at the time for sealing records was to protect the children from the then-powerful stigma of illegitimacy. Canada has not followed the lead of Britain in giving adult adoptees access to t

Iv. The Adoption Reform Movement
Although individual voices had been raised against the sealed records system in earlier decades, the 1970s saw the true beginning of the adoption reform movement in the United States as adoptees who had been born into that system came of age. The Adoptees' Liberty Movement Association (ALMA) was founded by adoptee Florence Fisher in 1971, an event that sparked the establishment of dozens of search and support as well as activist groups nationwide. ALMA strongly asserted that adoptees had an absolute right to their records, eventually filing a lawsuit challenging the sealed records law of New York State in 1977. Its failure saw the retreat of that group from open records activism to search and support. ALMA has a web site at: http://www.almasociety.org The American Adoption Congress (AAC) was formed in 1978 as an umbrella organization for the proliferation of search and support groups that had sprung up in the 1970s. The AAC's primary mission has been the education of American societ

V. Conditional Access Legislation And Other Legislative Compromises
Conditional access legislation, which includes disclosure vetoes, contact vetoes and intermediary systems, has often been used by adoption reformers in their efforts to try to win over legislators and pass bills. Some reformers claim that these conditional access bills serve as intermediate steps to true open records legislation. History, however, tells a different story. Once laws are passed, legislators are reluctant to revisit the issue of records legislation, which can result in future legislative changes being stalled for years or even decades. Once they do revisit the issue, there is no indication that legislators are more inclined to openness than before the conditional access legislation passed, and in many cases that legislation itself creates an impediment in terms of legal precedent. Unrestricted open records for adult adoptees is the norm in most of the rest of the "Free World" and in Alaska, Kansas, Oregon and Alabama. Conditional access legislation is the result of re

Vi. Know Thine Enemies
The organized opposition to adoptee rights represents the full spectrum of mainstream political ideology in the United States, ranging from the far-right Christian conservatism of the Family Research Council to the left-liberalism of the ACLU and Planned Parenthood. In a political system where issues are usually framed in terms of conservatism and liberalism, what sense can we make of an opposition that cuts across these normally unbridgeable philosophical gulfs? The enemies of adoptee rights fall into two basic categories, ideological and industrial. Ideological opposition comes from various state chapters of the ACLU and Right to Life, organizations that do not have a financial interest in adoption. Industrial opposition is represented primarily by the National Council for Adoption (NCFA) and other adoption agency fronts such as Concerned Adoption Professionals (a political action committee or PAC formed specifically to fight Oregon's Ballot Measure 58 in 1998). There is much ove

Vii. The Model State Act,the Ncfa And The Uaa
For a brief historical moment in the late 1970s, it looked as though the tide might turn in the direction of open records. In 1978 President Carter convened a panel of independent experts in the field of child welfare to address the issue of "special needs" adoption and to draft some model state legislation. The panel instead came up with a Model State Adoption Act that would open records to adult adoptees and instruct adoption agencies to serve as intermediaries in searches by birth parents for their adult relinquished children. It is at this point that a crucial period in modern-day adoption reform began. In response to this proposed legislation the Edna Gladney Home, an adoption agency in Fort Worth, Texas, went to its supporters, consisting mainly of adoptive parents, to raise money for a lobbying organization to defeat the open records provisions of the Model State Adoption Act. The result was the National Committee for Adoption, now the National Council for Adoption. With Wil

Ix. Do Birth Parents Have A Right To Privacy?
**I AS A BIRTHMOTHER WAS NEVER PROMISED CONFIDENTIALITY. NEVER SIGNED ANYTHING PROMISING IT TO ME AND NEVER WANTED IT.** One of the main concerns raised by those who oppose opening records to adult adoptees is that doing so violates their birth parents' right to privacy. Open records proponents have long argued that there is no right to privacy that extends to birth parent anonymity, and on February 11, 1997, the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals handed down a decision confirming this view. [106 F.3d 703 (6th Cir. 1997)] In 1996 the Tennessee legislature passed a law granting certain adult adoptees access to their original birth certificates, subject to contact vetoes and significant exception clauses. The law was halted by a court injunction when a group of birth mothers, adoptive parents and an adoption agency filed suit claiming the law violated their constitutional rights under both the Tennessee and Federal Constitution. The federal case ended in 1998 when the United State

X. Open Records Does Not Equal Higher Abortion Or Lower Adoption Rates
* The flames on these candles will remain lit until our RECORDS are OPEN and we have access to our identities like any other ADULT HUMAN BEING !!! Many opponents of open records for adult adoptees have claimed, with no basis in fact, that young pregnant women would choose abortion over adoption if their relinquished children would be able to discover their birth mothers' names in eighteen years' time. They also claim that open records would lead to a decline in adoption rates because potential adoptive parents would be discouraged by a system in which their children would no longer be permanently denied their own birth records. Both these claims belong in the realm of myth and propaganda and may be countered by statistical evidence to the contrary. While there are many factors that determine abortion rates in various states and countries, and it cannot be claimed that open records bears a causal relation to lower abortion rates, it can, however, be shown that abortion rates are not

Xi. Constitutional Issues And Open Records For Adult Adoptees
Court challenges by adoptees questioning the effect of sealed records law on civil rights and the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES: Yesterday's Children, an Illinois adoptee activist group, filed a class action suit in federal court in 1975. Their contention was that sealed records violated their constitutionally protected rights as articulated in the First, Fifth, Ninth and Fourteenth Amendments to the Constitution of the United States. The court declined to exercise jurisdiction over the claims on the grounds that the issues presented were ones of social policy best left to the state and that Illinois law on the issues was not developed enough to warrant federal review. In other words, the proper venue for challenging sealed records was state court, not federal court. Yesterday's Children appealed all the way to the United States Supreme Court, which declined to hear the case in 1978. Yesterday's Children v. Kennedy, 569 F.2d 431 (7th Cir. 1977) cert. denied, 437 U.S. 904, 98 S.C

Xii. Open Records Around The World
Sealed records are now the exception globally, and the trend is toward the repeal of anti-bastard laws. The United States and a handful of other countries are among the last holdouts to records reform. The Anglo-Celt Countries: Common Law countries, such as England and Australia, tend to have biases favoring "blood ties," families and privacy. From the 1970s onward these biases have resulted in a trend toward open records. Previously, these same biases meant discrimination against bastards. In general, with the exception of Canada, records are open in these countries, subject to occasional vetoes. The United States and Ireland share many of the same biases but have radically different adoption traditions that still retain sealed records. For example, the American system is founded on a complex combination of Imperial Roman Law and modern technocracy. This system gives state governments unique powers over families and has generated a vast quasi-private bureaucracy, both of whic

Mothers In Exile
Exiled mother: A natural mother who has lost her child to adoption solely because of her age and/or lack of support, information or resources. An unrecognized mother, she has been thrown away, banished and discarded by her parents, the adoption industry and society, who deemed her unworthy to raise her own child. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does the Bible say about adoption? "THE WICKED SNATCH FATHERLESS CHILDREN FROM THEIR MOTHER'S BREASTS, AND TAKE A POOR MAN'S BABY AS A PLEDGE BEFORE THEY WILL LOAN HIM ANY MONEY OR GRAIN" --Job 24:9-- We are mothers who lost our babies to the adoption industry in both closed adoptions and "open" adoptions. NONE of us willingly surrendered our children. None of us "gave them away." Our babies were NOT gifts. They were NOT "unwanted." We were exiled from our babies NOT because we were proven unfit, but because we were vulnerable (young, single, sick, or poor),

Why "birthmother" Means "breeder"
by Diane Turski I had never heard the term "birthmother" until I reunited with my son. When the social worker who located me referred to me as his "birthmother," my first reaction was to instinctively recoil in distaste. What is a "birthmother?" It occurred to me that perhaps she had merely applied this ridiculous sounding term in an attempt at political correctness, so I ignored it. However, when my son's adoptive mother initiated her first contact with me she referred to him as my "birthson." What is a "birthson?" And what would a "birthfather" be - I didn't know that fathers gave birth! In a "birthfamily" are there also "birthsisters," "birthbrothers," "birthgrandparents," "birthaunts," "birthuncles," "birthcousins," "birthpets," etc? It was then that I began to suspect that these ridiculous "birth" terms were not merely being applied in a benign attempt at political correctness. Was it possible that the adoption industry intended to insult us by applying these ridiculous label

Disembabyment: How Our Babies Were Taken For Adoption
"Adoption is not about unwanted children. It is about unwanted mothers." If you are like most people, you may believe that adoption begins with a mother wanting and choosing to GIVE AWAY her baby. This is what the adoption industry wants you to believe. And in most cases, NOTHING could be further from the truth. A Trackers International survey of 1000 natural mothers found that 97.7% were coerced into surrendering against their will. We are women who WANTED to keep our babies. But because of factors such as being single, ill, young, and/or just vulnerable to family and agency pressures, our babies were taken from us by force, coecion, and lies. Some of us were still drugged from childbirth when social workers or lawyers demanded our signatures. Others of us never signed - our own parents signed away our children. Others were told that we would not be allowed to see our babies until we signed the papers. Others were told we would be responsible for hospital bills of thousan

"fast Track" Adoption Ends In Suicide
** I remember the day I found out Cindy died I had been on the adoption.com website and a mutual friend emailed and told me. I had spent many countless hrs chatting with Cindy in the birthmothers room on adoption.com. She is missed by all of us who had the opportunity to be blessed in knowing her.**** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Press Release (PRWEB) April 13, 2004 -- Susan Burns, Psy.D. is undoubtedly proud of her book "Fast Track Infant Adoption" which provides prospective adopters some ideas on how to go about soothing a frightened young woman's fears and making her feel she is making a good decision for her child. But, there is one angle her book does not cover: How will your adopted child's natural mother feel when she finds out how proud you are of the methods you used to talk her out of her child? How will she feel when you break all the promises you made to her? Burns writes: "Without an agency's interference, (the child's parents) and (the peopl

The Adoption Industry
WHAT Industry? Like any other industry, adoption is fueled by consumer demand. In this case, the demand of infertile couples to obtain other women's children, and who are often willing to pay from $25,000 to $50,000 for that child. BIG BUSINESS: Adoption Services Valued At $1.4 Billion Report by Nancy Ashe Copyright © 2001 About.com, Inc. "An industry analysis of Fertility Clinics and Adoption Services by Marketdata Enterprises of Tampa, FL, has placed a $1.4 billion value on adoption services in the US, with a projected annual growth rate of 11.5% to 2004. According to a report from PR Newswire, this is the only analysis of this business sector ever undertaken. Some details: In 1999, there were 138,000 US adoptions; There are 4,500 adoption services providers in the US, which include 2,000 public agencies, 2,000 private agencies, and 500 adoption attorneys; The number of attorneys involved in adoption has doubled over the past 10 years; Gross income f

Open Adoption = Open Lies
Considering open adoption rather than keeping your baby? Don't believe promises made by open adoption agencies, adoption lawyers or individual adopters that "Open Adoption" will let you see your baby. Open Adoption is a myth in most cases, used in order to convince women to surrender their children so agencies can make money and adopters can obtain children. Once you relinquish, you have NO LEGAL RIGHT in ANY STATE OR PROVINCE to see your child. If you upset the adoptive parents, or if they NEVER INTENDED for the adoption to be open in the first place, then you are out of luck!!! Adoptive parents hold all the parental rights. You will legally have no more right to see your child than any other stranger would. Even mediation and courts cannot help if they decide to move to another state. Heather Carlini, a certified medical hypnotherapist based in British Columbia and founder of the Carlini Institute, (which trains post-adoption counselors) is a reunited [natural] mother who has b

Out Of The Fog: Mothers Speak About Adoption.
"Out Of The Fog is the companion piece for "Love, War, Adoption" which contains oral histories of women who lost their children to adoption during the Baby Scoop Era.

Bls Lounge
hey come on guys and gals,and get wasted in the bls lounge kick ass music thanx to slade and dawn also hiring everyone

Script Compliance Award
last week i received an email at work saying i had won the " script compliance award". the prize is a box with candy, and popcorn and a $7 gift card for harkins movies. i won the award for actually doing my job. not only did i win but so did 9 others. out of almost a thousand people at the place that i work, i got picked. ha ha losers. and not only did i win that but... i was offered a different position, and not just one position but 2. am i gonna take it? i just have to wait and see. one of them i dont want because its a lot of stress and i will have to change locations and both of them is a schedule change. so no thanks. one of them is a supervisor position called " help q". everyone calls them to assist with calls. hell, dont rely on me. and the other is D.M.E. which means " durable medical equipment". i will be working in claims. hell fuck that. and dude schedule change equals a NO. i have a child and she is top priority.

My Home
Stay with me Don't fall asleep too soon The angels can wait, for a moment Come real close Forget the world outside Tonight we re alone Its finally you and I It wasnt meant to feel like this Not without you Cause when I look at my life How the pieces fall into place It just wouldn t rhyme Without you When I see how my path Seem to end up before your face The state of my heart The place that we are Its written in the stars http://to-fall-in-love.blogfa.com

Heres Something Noone Really Knows About Me
why do people look at others in disgust when they see them walking around because they look a little different? why do people ignore others when no one knows what they need? acknowledging someone is better than just brushing them off. you have some people who need to feel good about themselves. then you have those who want it just because they want the attention. you can pick who wants it for what reason. please stop blowing people off. i know there some people on here like that.

Sex
"Tea bagging" is a slang term for when a person stimulates a man's testicles with her or his mouth. Some people use "tea bagging" to refer to the act of lowering one's scrotum into another person's mouth. Compared to sexual intercourse, oral contact with the testicles is relatively low-risk, safer sex. Most people are likely to do it without protection. However, because some sexually transmitted infections, like herpes or HPV, can be spread through skin-to-skin contact, it is possible that someone might further reduce the risk by using a Glyde® dam or plastic wrap for this kind of oral sex play. www.4yourwickeddesires.com

Animal Quiz
What kind of animal are you??? Your Result: Whale You are independent, strong and powerful. You are graceful and probably love water. People find it very easy to be around you and make friends and most people love you. However, there is that temper that people need to watch out for.Wolf Tiger Monkey What kind of animal are you???Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

How Much Of A Tv Genius Are You
You are 25% of a Television Genius!  Get up and watch some TV. You should really watch TV. No I am serious- watch TV. Why should you watch TV? Well, I watch TV. ......actually I see your point. James' Quiz of GloryTake More Quizzes

Dating Profile Quiz
Your dating personality profile:Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about his appearance.Sensual - You are not particularly shy when it comes to your sexuality. You know what you like and do not feel inhibited.Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.Your Top Ten Traits1. Stylish2. Sensual3. Funny4. Conservative5. Big-Hearted6. Practical7. Romantic8. Outgoing9. Wealthy/Ambitious10. TraditionalYour date match profile:Stylish - You cannot put up with someone who is lacking in style. You want an original, someone with flare, someone with good taste.Sensual - You aren't looking for someone who is sexually repressed. You want someone who is adventurous under the covers.Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.Your Top Ten Match Traits1. Stylish2.

What Predator Are You ?
You Scored as Disk MasterYou are a disk master! You like to throw people around and if you don't have anything else to throw, you throw your deadly disk's at people. Disk Master 80% Scary warrior 70% Stealth Predator 40%

Do All Women Play.games.
where is honest and sweet love.

How To Treat A Woman
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

You Can Turn To Me
When you feel like your world is closing in on you, it seems like all your plans are falling through. When you wonder what tomorrow will bring, you can turn to me. When it seems like everyone is out to get you, nothing seems to go the way you want it to. When darkness fills your heart, you can turn to me. Hold out your hand, and I'll be there for you, there's nothing in this world that I wouldn't do. To see you smile, to make you happy, you can turn to me. When giving up seems to be the only thing to do, and uncertainty seems to be the only truth. When you lose your way, you can turn to me. Hold out your hand, and I'll be there for you, there's nothing in this world that I wouldn't do. To see you smile, to make you happy, you can turn to me. I'll be there till the end of time, by your side, through rain or shine, you can turn to me. I'm not giving up on you, my love and friendship will always be true. I'd do anything in this world for you, you

All I Wanna Do
Your smile is as sweet, as the words that cross your lips. All I wanna do is hold you tight, and get lost in your kiss. Your eyes tell me secrets, I never want to forget. All I wanna do is hold you tight, and get lost in their depths. Your arms make me feel safe, I have no fear when we're together. All I wanna do is hold you tight, and get lost in you forever. Your love is unconditional, as pure as the snow is white. All I wanna do is hold you tight, and get lost in love like this for the rest of my life

The Darkness Within
I`ve seen the darkness within I`ve seen the darkness that makes you sin I`ve seen the darkness, I know it well I`ve seen the darkness on the road to hell When you’re in the darkness within, there`s no need to fight the darkness is like quicksand, the more you struggle, the more it holds you tight when the darkness surrounds you and you want to take flight the only way to freedom is to look for the light There is a beast in the darkness within and he sits high on a perch while below his children run and jump at you in a lurch they feed off your fears and desires they bask in the flames of your emotional fires The darkness within will devour your fire with all it`s heat and light until it consumes all your hopes and dreams and fight In the darkness within there is no pain, only dullness with every breath because pain would be a sign of life and all you seek now is death You must kill the demon and bid it adieu before it smothers your soul and there is no mor

For A Taste Of You
I need to take you in my strong arms let me hold you oh so close and tight our sighs rising high into the heavens rocking wrapped up in sweet delight You know I'll never ever let you go I yearn to kiss your lush warm lips till we melt blissful in love's wild fire in a dance eternal, joined at the hip I want you to know my heart's pure voice hear me pour out my feelings for you to shout them at the boundless sky so strong, so deep, so clear so true love's feast calls us to this moment no reason needed, for what we do I have a gnawing hunger in my soul always aching for just a taste of you

People
some people walk in & out of your life, & others leave foot prints on your heart.. U have to figure out.. who is worth the heartache.

Kryptonite,,3 Doors Down
realy feeling this one today,,if you dont have it,,,download it and listen with me!lol cheers from the zen side! kryptonite by 3 doors down I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind I left my body lyin somewhere in the sence of time But I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon I feel there's nothing I can do yea I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon After all I knew it had to be something to do with you I really don't mind what happens now and then As long as you'll be my friend at the end If I go crazy then will you still call me superman If I'm alive then will you be there to hold my hand I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might Kryptonite You call me strong, you call me weak but still your secrets I will keep You took for granite all the times I never let you down You stumbled in and bumped your head, If not for me then you'd be dead I'll get you up and put you back on solid ground If I g

Why Do
why do persons on here hate the new ones....I have been blocked in one room I dont know how many times by the people in there. I am not looking for anything, was just going to rate them. If that is to hard for them then why do they get on. Or are they tring to hide some someone......that I could understand.

Green Day
sittin here kistenin to my tunes and am finding certain tunes realy match my life lately,,heres 2 more chump---green day I don't know you But I think I HATE you You're the reason for my misery yeah Strange how you've become my biggest enemy And I've never even seen your face Well maybe it's just jealousy Mixed up with a violent mind A circumstance that doesn't make much sense Or maybe I'm just dumb You're the cloud hangin out over my head Hail comes crashing down welting my face MAGIC MAN, EGOCENTRIC PLASTIC MAN Yet you still got one over on me Well maybe it's just jealousy Mixed up with a violent mind A circumstance that doesn't make much sense Or maybe I'm just dumb I'm a chump ....................................... longview---green day Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on Change the channels for an hour or two Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit I'm sick of all the same old shit In a house with unlocked doors And I'm fucking l

Dreams
Azuraki Author: cswandering Word count: 752 Glistening the cobbles stone path Slick the precise brick He walked as though he were blind The street lamp flickers in china town He met a man of a spiritual force He could read his pain and offered a cure for a fee of course He pulled out a beaten red suede pouch Pinched out three cloves rolled them into a leaf Ordered to take with ale or Sakai And he will be lost no more As Azuraki waked to the local market Down past it to the cuisine He ordered up some Saki And ate the antidote Blurred in sight he thought it wise to proceed to his small villa , back to the alley he returned Behind him a chattering The couple walked up swiftly Cutting him off as it began to rain He saw the way he treated her And self inflicted her pain He grabbed her arm Told the man to just walk away Looked into her eyes and said.."don't you know you deserve better than this ?" And this girl was not pretty by any standard or means but h

Friends
Jefferey Rose Author: cswandering Word count: 252 His hand prints he had given to me In red paint on parchment paper For all the world to see When we were nine years old My first puppy love My geek in glasses Red hair and freckled Jefferey Rose I was so proud I told my mom She thought it was so sweet My step dad on the other hand asked was he white And then began beat I got the belt I got the rod His hand print marked me well A scalding bath A freezing rain I wished I were in hell All because a little boy Thought it would be sweet To tell me I was pretty And he liked me for me I wonder if he'll every know how much I really cared I never talked to him from that day onward Because I never dared I ended up with more hand prints Ones I never shared I was the little white girl Sitting in the rain To cover up my tears To wash away the pain I was the little white girl Wearing long sleeves and jeans On the hottest summer days Every time you