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Cowboy Chicken
INGREDIENTS * 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 1 (16 ounce) jar prepared salsa * 3 tablespoons brown sugar * 1 teaspoon brown mustard DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. Place the chicken in a shallow baking dish. In a medium bowl, stir together the salsa, brown sugar and mustard; pour over the chicken. Cover the dish with aluminum foil. 3. Bake for 1 hour in the preheated oven, until chicken is cooked through. Remove the foil for the last 15 minutes to brown the chicken.
Fuck The Pain Away
and this is just a lil slice of heaven: Shirley Manson & Peaches Live together:
I don't know what it is but I feel really unappreciated in this house. It seems that the only thing they want me around for is a babysitter or someone to see things online that I really do not care for. I have tried to talk out my problems but they DO NOT CARE. They wonder why I am in my room all the time. Well when I feel so much hostility directed towards me I don't like feeling it. I am told that things are going to happen and not asked.... What the hell is going on here?!?!?!?! I would appreciate some respect.....
In Case This Makes A Difference
I doubt it, but...
The Jmos Biography
Jeremy Moses Biography Hi, I am Jeremy Moses, but on several message boards (and here on Fubar) I am more commonly known as JMos. I am an internet radio DJ/Programmer on Baby Dolls Radio, which is a radio station and lounge. I am also the Lounge Manager of the same. I also am the editor of Tri-State Media Watch, which is a blog about Cincinnati, Ohio-area media (meaning radio, television and newspapers). I blog there every day during the daytime hours (9am-6pm) or whenever news breaks out about the local media. I live in Florence, Kentucky with 5 other people. My mom and stepfather live here. I have three brothers living here too. Andrew Herald, Mitchell Herald, and Mark Moses. I have a sister as well, Truly Moses. And she has a daughter, my niece, Novelei Robbins, who is 2. And since I mentioned that the man of the house is my stepfather, I have to mention that my father is actually living in Hamilton, Ohio. Larry Moses is 62 now, and still out there having fun li
Hottie Hottie
recent shoutbox convo.... shameless: Do Ya Think You Could Just Pack Up And Move To Michigan ->shameless: would that please you? shameless: ohhhhh very much so ->shameless: well, that's a nice compliment, so thank you. would you keep me entertained? shameless: every minute I possibly could... in every way ;) ->shameless: that's an invite with all sorts of innuendo shameless: I love the elephant tats shameless: I'll prolly do just about anything shameless: how do you like to be enertained ->shameless: there are lots of way..some are secret. singing is a good start shameless: well I've got that one covered shameless: what else do ya want.... ;) ->shameless: know any other tricks? shameless: I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a hottie hottie ->shameless: how many? shameless: just enough until your eyes roll into the back of your head.... well, have fun with this one...i played it through for your pure bloggi
Remember that your presence is a present to the world. Remember that you are a unique and unrepeatable creation. Remember that your life can be what you want it to be. Remember to count your blessings, not your troubles. Remember that you'll make it through whatever comes along. Remember that most of the answers you need are within you. Remember those dreams waiting to be realized. Remember that decisions are too important to leave to chance. Remember to always reach for the best that is within you. Remember that nothing wastes more energy than worry. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Remember that the longer you carry a grudge, the heavier it gets. Remember not to take things too seriously. Remember to laugh. Remember that a little love goes a long way. Remember that a lot goes forever. Remember that happiness is more often found in giving than getting. Remember that life's treasures a
A Soldiers Poem
Uss Arizona Tribute To Those Who Died On December 7 Th 1941
December 7, 1941 The USS Arizona is the final resting place for many of the ship's 1,177 crewmen who lost their lives on December 7, 1941. The 184-foot-long Memorial structure spanning the mid-portion of the sunken battleship consists of three main sections: the entry and assembly rooms; a central area designed for ceremonies and general observation; and the shrine room, where the names of those killed on the Arizona are engraved on the marble wall. The USS Arizona Memorial grew out of wartime desire to establish some sort of memorial at Pearl Harbor to honor those who died in the attack. Suggestions for such a memorial began in 1943, but it wasn't until 1949, when the Territory of Hawaii established the Pacific War Memorial Commission, that the first real steps were taken to bring it about. Initial recognition came in 1950 when Admiral Arthur Radford, Commander in Chief, Pacific (CINCPAC), ordered that a flagpole be erected over the sunken battleship. On the ninth annive
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A Year+ On Fubar
So my year on fubar.... Well I joined fubar for the basic reason, someone used that wanna see more pics of me lines, and it was hook line and Fu became my get away from real world problems. At the time of joining I really needed that get away it was the one month anni. of my aunts death and I wasnt taken it well. I got sucked right into the lounges right away, and learned the meaning of ONLINE DRAMA lol. People were taken things so serious and I always thought wow its just the computer. Well little did I know this was gonna become part of my I moved around fubar making friends, that im still friends with till this day. I ran into people that I knew in real life and hadn't seen in years. It was crazy and I was loving every minute of it. But like everyone you some how get your feelings mixed up in all this Internet fun. And I went and got mine involved, thought the guy was the greatest thing on earth lol, little did I know I was just alittle fu stepping ston
Help Her
Please Help Me Get My Christmas present that I want to get I need Fubucks Please help me! Any donation will help me get what i want for Christmas ♀♥J㧧♥♀@ fubar
We're Getting FuMarried! imikimi - Customize Your World
Month R U
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. has difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE Abstract thoughts. Outgoing. Loves re
ßËÇkrfÇ1™ Needs Our Help!!!! (repost)
ßËÇKRFÇ1™ NEEDS OUR HELP!!!! (repost) Beckers is 1.9 Million away from becoming a lost soul. He has helped me and many many others so much. Let's all drop off some love his way and help him overcome the rest of these points. He has Auto's on so if everyone would hit him just a little bit we could get him leveled in no time. Lots of easy rate albums to hit.. Thank you for taking the time to read this Plz if you know Beckers at all Repost for him!!!! ßËÇKRFÇ1™ ßËÇKRFÇ1™!@ PET.S.E.R.SECURITY.SCOTISH UK ORACLE 10/7/2008 10:57 PM@ fubar (repost of original by '®Freya®' on '2008-12-21 11:55:48')
SCHOOL CHILDREN The following are different answers given by school-age children to the given question: Why did God make mothers? 1.-She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2.-Think about it, it was the best way to get more people. 3.-Mostly to clean the house. 4.-To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2.- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1.- We're related. 2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me What ingredients are mothers made of? 1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2.-They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string I think. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1.- My mom has always be
Hospital For The Holidays
So for those of you who do not yet know, I have Lupus. Hence the Lupus Awareness stuff in my stash. Due to it's having wreaked havoc on my lungs, I was actually on life support not so long ago and am currently in the hospital. So if you thought you had a bad day because your Aunt Gertrude insisted on pinching your cheeks or you didn't get everything you wanted, just remember it could be worse. I have spent my last two birthdays and Yules in the hospital. Both times alone. I have another 2 months roughly before I am done with my physical therapy to build my strength back up. So when you are having a bad day, come talk to me. Maybe I can commiserate.
She Hosting Her Own Auction
she is trying to get people to enter her auction she need some girls & men to enter so if you want in message her the link on the bottom is to her profile ~*~LadyVievie ~*~ R/L Wife to Army-Beast ~*~Bi~BBW *~@ fubar brought to you by Dark Defender "Fu Hubby To Italian Princess"&"Sweetheart To Pr Mamii@ fubar
New Years Auction
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Suspect arrested after dog is shot, beheaded STANFORDVILLE, N.Y. (WABC) -- The owner of the dog claims the animal was gentle, but the suspect's family paints a different picture. Humphrey, a Great Dane, was shot, killed and beheaded in a garage. Stanley Jablonka, 50, has been charged with the shooting. His brother is under investigation for then decapitating the dog with an ax, claiming he thought that was necessary for a rabies test. The suspect's family says the concern was that Humphrey was acting aggressively because it had rabies. Tracy Sturgess of Woodstock says she was staying at Jablonka's Stanfordville home when her Great Dane Humphry was killed sometime between Saturday night and early Sunday. The dog was kept chained in the garage. Police said Humphrey was not threatening. The dog was disabled, they said. [Police in Video State Humphrey was blind and deaf] The SPCA is testing the animal's remains to see if was indeed rabid, but experts point out aggression is n
Larry Flynt Sues Nephews For Putting Family Name On "Inferior" Porn Posted 7 hrs ago Go get em does one define "inferior porn" Source: Quote: "LOS ANGELES - Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt has sued two of his nephews for selling their own line of adult movies under the same family name. Flynt accuses the nephews of producing pornographic films that are "inferior products" and "knockoff goods." Flynt said he filed the lawsuit Monday in U.S. District Court to protect his family name in the industry. "To come into the adult entertainment business and use my name not only confuses people who buy my products, but if..." Full story at
Douche 2
OK... read the bottom pic 1st and then the one above and so on.
You Rawk
this is just alittle note to let everyone know that i appreciate all the help getting to Godmother. if i forget to return your love, just remind me, there were so many of you. i do my best to return the love. thanks again,, shyone,, muahhhhh
I Mean Business
11:30 Ok So this time I am being super serious!!!!! So we had a weight loss thingie in the office with 6 girls involved right? I didn't quite make it. My goal was to drop 10lbs and I only lost 8, which in turn is good, but I fell short of those 2 lbs. I've been doing good, considering the fact that I hadn't gone to the gym like I had originally intended to. On the plus side, I lost 8lbs, and onthe other plus side, I want to keep doing it. My last weigh in was last night when I was tempted to look at the scale. Keep in mind, we only did this until Jan 01. So last night, when I went to the gym, I felt good. I felt comfy and at ease. I had a funny thing happen to me. You'll be like aww, but at the same time it is funny. So I got out of work right, I thought I had my wallet with me, so I decided, ok I'm walking to the gym, like I did on Tuesday. As I'm getting near the building, I decided to get my wallet out only because I needed a freakin quarter. I don't have a
Who Cares If A Soldier Dies???
Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn;"Lets get out of Iraq" Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But who cares if a Soldier dies!
Help With My Spot Light
Dani~DJ Lush is going for spotlight!! She is offering some cool stuff for a few measly fubux..... For any amount she will rate up to 300 pics :) For 100k or more she will make you a kickass salute!! For 500k or more she will let you be a guest DJ during her show in Dirty Deeds Radio *your choice of songs for an hour*!!!!!! Not interested in that? How about this?? Silentlizard is offering some awesome stuff too for donations: Graphic *tag or animation* of your choice for only 5k *see folders for examples* Salute and 3 free graphics for 100k or more!! Still not interested?? Try this on for size.... Souljagirl is offering stuff as well *wink* For 100k or more she will make you a personalized salute and rate 200 pics :) All fubux should be sent to: ~?Ðani?~?DJ LUSH?~CO-OWNER @ DiRtY DeEdS RaDiO~Fu-OwNeD by LITTLE PHUCKER~ Don't forget to R/F/A her as well!! Lets get this sexy Biotch spotlight!!!
Menopause Jewelry
Menopause Jewelry My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.
Just A Place To Hangout!
There is always that one special after hours place all the food/beverage people hangout. Swapping stories, complaining, and just relaxing after a long shift. I have created that place on FuBar. The Cooking For One 101 Lounge. A place you can drop in, tell a story, let off some steam, and head back to rating. Swap a recipe, ask or answer a question, just relax a minute. No music, no forever loading graphics. Give me feedback as I build my website which is connected to the lounge. Get away from the fantasy for a moment and meet some real people. The core group has been together at least 10 years. Look forward to meeting you!
Gotta Be Someone
Nickleback - Dark Horse - Gotta Be Someone Lyrics This time I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life The one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I´ll be waiting for the real thing. I'll know it by the feeling. The moment when we´re meeting Will play out like a scene straight off the silver screen So I`ll be holdin my breath Right up to the end Until that moment when I find the one that I'll spend forever with `Cause nobody wants to be the last one there. 'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares. Someone to love with my life in their hands. There`s gotta be somebody for me like that. `Cause nobody wants to go it on their own And everyone wants to know they´re not alone. Somebody else that feels the same somewhere. There`s gotta be somebody for me out there. Tonight out on the street out in the moonlight And damn it this feels too right It´s just like Déjà Vu Me standin here with you So I´ll be holdin`my breath Could
Newer Pics
No pic space yada, yada...I got a new bra & a new shirt, so I took pics. :D It's kinda grainy cuz my webcam sucks. Oh well. On another note: I have to use the old uploader on Photobucket because the new one won't work for me. WTF is up with that?? Just took these..
Jen And Nicole Cont'd
By the time we were all ready and out the door our culinary opportunities consisted of Denny’s or…Denny’s. We chose the former. Jen and Nicole sat on the same side of the booth, opposite me, and each held one of my hands. The waitress gave us a few raised eyebrows, but in the end apparently decided to keep any questions to herself. Dinner was eaten quickly and we were soon back in the car and all but racing home. There was no trail of discarded clothing stretching from the front door to the bed, but the pile at the foot of the bed grew fast and tall. I had Nicole on her back and was kissing her deeply and slowly as Jen pulled the last of her clothes off. My right hand roamed up and down her body as the left worked its way into her hair. I glanced down to take in her naked form, and saw Jen slowly kissing her way up Nicole’s leg. Jen’s hand slid up Nicole’s inside thigh, tracing a path she followed unerringly with her lips and tongue. Nicole gasped a
2 Stay Or Not
To all my friends and family, I need to know who wish's to stay on my list if ya like to stay PLZ LEAVE ME A COMMENT, IF NOT THEN DON'T LEAVE ONE... I need to get my list cleaned up..... Thank you all....
Auto-11 Party Here And A Leveling Mission, Too.
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED My auto 11s will be on 2/5/09 till 3:00pm on 2/7/09, so you can come party on my page today, and level! I will have auto 11's and a bunch of pics and stash for you to rate... Happy leveling!!! COME ON AND PARTY HARD ON MY PAGE, BRING YOUR FRIENDS ALONG 2.8M to GO!... Special Invitation to all fu's! LET'S ROLL! PLEASE SUPPORT ME AND MY AUTOS I LOVE YOU ALL! Click below to party on my page Send 'Princess Leia' to TRUE ANGEL 2.8M to GO! Please Re-post Contests strikes again... Please come on down to my party! PLEASE SUPPOT ME AND MY AUTOS I LOVE YOU ALL! GIVE ME MY WINGS, SO I CAN FLY, WOOT! ***TODAY ONLY! The 1ST 200 PEOPLE RATE 200 PICS FROM FOLDERS #1 and #2, private message Sassy Little Linda in my family for sparkling cider. *Fu-mail Sassy Little Linda please and tap her profile with a 11 or 10 while you are there. SASSY LTTLE LINDA PARTY AT MY HOUSE The little pic below takes you directly to
Richard Marx - Don't Mean Nothing (hq Audio)
Draw A Line
Thorn and a girl meet at the Bar and are instantly attracted to each other. They Party all night and at the end decide to go back to his place to continue. Once there, they get passionate and start to make out. When the time is right, the girl finds the bedroom, gets undressed and gets under the covers of the bed, waiting for Thorn, who is now coming out of the bathroom. He walks in starts to undress and stops with just his shorts on, he reaches into his pants pocket an pulls out a magic marker and hands it to her. She takes one look at it an says, "What's this for, are you some kinda pervert?" He looks at her, drops his shorts, and smiles kinda sexy. She smiles, her eyes now wide open and staring in disbelief at his penis which hangs more that halfway to his knees. She then hears him say, "Your gonna have to draw a line somewhere baby...."
Love A Four Letter Word
i read a mumm today that was posted asking if people thought there was such a thing a true love. the best response i could come up with was if true love never existed then how would all the writers know how to portray true love in a movie? where would Shakespeare had gotten the romance of romeo and juliet. why would some of todays silver screen legends have passed the test of time and been married until their death? i believe its out there, i hope its out there, of course so does every other woman in the world. i think about true love all the time and contemplate its existence and there would be a lot of times that i told myself i just needed to cut my losses and go. i though i had true love at one point but that was just those blinders that were put over my eyes to see all the little things that was being done and said behind my back. i forgave my ex for a lot of stuff, stuff he doesnt even know i know, but im at the point where i am sad hes gone, he was my best friend for so lon
Hppybubbles Is In An Auction
Hey ladies...HappyBubbles is in an auction...go by her homepage and check out her blog! HppyBubbles¢â Dangerous Curves Member ¢¾@ fubar
Just A Bunch Of Stuff
What does it take to get bombed? Seriously, I have 6 folders that can be bombed, went and rated and fanned tons of people with the bling and NOTHING. Maybe I'm not posting enough boobs or something. For the few that say I'm "popular", this proves that I'm not. I tried to tell you. The hotel I stayed at last night was great. I'm trying to remember why I didn't stay there last week. I'm thinking they didn't have any rooms open or that they didn't have that they had room service on their website. At any rate, they had it. It was so much cheaper than the CRAP I had last week. Let's compare the two hotels. Holiday Inn was $119 a night. Comfort Inn was $90. I know it's only about $20 dollars, but that does make a difference, lol. I'm not going to tell how bad Holiday Inn was for me, if you want to know, go read the blog about it. I will tell you how this one was. Comfort Inn didn't have a toilet that made a noise every time you flushed it, the food that I got was wonderful and it was
Come Bid And Win Me
Auction will run from March 1st @ 8pm eastern time thats 5pm fubar time till march 8th @ 8pm eastern 5pm fubar time. Have fun, Bid to win me and get what I'm offering to the winner. Click on the link above and leave a comment with the amount you bid.
Pink0828 Is In An Auction
Ladies Pink0828 is in an auction...drop by and give her some is the link to her bulletin: * Pink 0828*!The Original!!ஐ*ღDangerous Curves Memberღ*ஐ@ fubar
Come Join Us In Legends Saloon Great Music and Awesome DJ'S! (Just click on picture.) Come Join Us In Legends Saloon Great Music and Awesome DJ'S! (Just click on picture.)
An Open Letter To Rush "dont Question Me!" Limbaugh
Dear Rush, Normally I don't write letters to anyone let alone radio personalities as I don't have anything to say. However, I've been motivated to waste my time and write one to you as I feel your Martinn Boorman-esque behavior warrants one. Throughout history people have spent years figuring out the mysteries of the world. The great pyramids, Easter Island, Stonehenge, The Lost City of Atlantis, and so forth. The one mystery I can't solve is how anyone can consider you to have an intelligent thought in that empty drug riddled head of yours. I find it interesting that you can somehow place yourself in a holier then thou position when you have had so many issues yourself. Having trouble forgetting your "Obama the magic Negro" song parody? How about the years you were completely addicted to pain killers? Oh wait here's a good one...How about the time you absolutely slammed Michael J Fox saying he was lying about having parkinsons disease? You are a half crazed womba
Last night i had a dream. The dream was set on a stage And the stage was set in a theatre. The theatre was grand and proper Lush tapesteries hung on the wall The seats were all of a plush red Silk cords tethered the waiting crowd Wanting to see the play The play of a thousand souls The play of ten thousand smiles The play of a millon frowns The crowds was ushered in They took their seats The lights dimmed The curtain was drawn The stage lights rose And there I was Bound and naked Broken and disheveled Eyes swollen shut From fists of rage Blood free flowing from my nose From the broken cartelage. Scratches and deep cuts From nails and knifes alike. The crowd gasped Then one broke into laughter Which spread to another And another in succession Quickly like wildfire Until everyone was in a roar. THen I fell over And the laughing subsided Until one person shed a tear And that tear hit another Causing her to cry. The en
Charlotte's Tangled Web
Release your anxiety The trouble you've seen The pain you have felt The news you've heard The bitter reality you've tasted That foul stench that creep into your olfactories From all the bullshit. Internal chaos has ravaged your petite frame Pharmaceuticals only numb Never heal. Take my hand my precious sister Seek refuge, if only a little , in my words I will not harm you Your imperfections make you perfectly lovable You are admired for your strength Cherished for you kindness Loved for your heart I can feel its pulsating rhythm permeating through your soul You are brave And you are strong You will unravel this tangled web Precious ..this is for you ..u know who you are
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I Don't Really Know Her...but
She is super sweet and trying to level to Godmother. I seen a friend's status and rated her until my fingers hurt, lol. She really is could you all PLEASE go give her a few rates? Thanks!!! ♥ נєη ♥@ fubar
Information You Should Know..
I didn't know! You didn't know! How could we know? Did you know that DUE TO THE TROOPS: 47 countries have now reestablished their embassies in Iraq ? Did you know that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people? Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 new schools are now under construction, and 38 new schools have been completed in Iraq ? Did you know that Iraq 's higher education structure now consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or Colleges, and 4 research centers, all currently operating? Did you know - that Iraqi women are now allowed to attend schools? Did you know that 25 Iraqi students departed for the United States in January 2005, for the re-established Fulbright program? Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is now operational? That they have five (5) - 100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels, and a naval infantry regiment. Did you know that I
Annie Lennox--a Thousand Beautiful Things
All Alone....
Have you ever felt lost and alone, like you don't fit in or belong anywhere? It seems to be I am nothing to no one and the only time anyone bothers with me is if they need and favor or need to bitch and has no one else to vent to. Apparently I am inconvenience to both family and friends. I rarely ever leave my house. Seems like the walls in my house are my best friend. I use my computer to help forgot about life but even on here it seems the only people to get attention are those who whore themselves out. I am not one to complain and I really don't ask for much. All I want is to matter to someone. For once I want to know what it is like to be priority and some shadow in the background. I am completely miserable and honestly can't remember that last time I was truly happy. I guess I am one of those people who is destined to live a lonely sad life.
Club 50
After losing another member, I went back through my pic folders and discovered that not all members are rating their fellow team mates. It's discouraging to see, but true. The ones who aren't (you know who you are) will be dropped from the team if you don't or aren't going to rate. Its not fair to those who spend their time rating each of the team members only to have the love not returned. Our next day to rate is Friday, I will review my folders and randomly pick two other team members to review & confirm who is & isnt. As always, your feedback is welcomed & appreciated. Thanks, Rick
Friends With Beanefits
Is there any woman on fubar from the albany ny region interested in being friends with benefits
Celtic Designs!!
Night Of Passion ~story~
You looks deep into my eyes that move from a green to a blue  the closer they get to my pupils.  Your warm fingers gently caress my  face - brushing my  reddish blonde hair behind my ear before lightly running a thumb over my lips.  In your  eyes I  am  beautiful; a sexy creature that captures your thoughts and graces your dreams.  My features are soft and kind.  My curvy figure one, you crave to have pressed against you.  You pull me close, Your right hand moving from caressing my face to tracing the outline of my neck.  As you reach my  shoulder your  other hand has traveled to the base of my neck.  Gently, you pull me  forward as you step the rest of the distance to close the space between us. You draw my lips into a kiss as you left hand is entangled in my silky locks and you lightly massages my scalp.  Meanwhile, your right hand continues its downward travel.  You move it slowly down my back pulling me closer and finally allow it to settle gropingly on my butt.  Our bodies are pr
Black Testicles???
 Black Testicles     A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.   Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'   Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,  Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'   He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'   Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.   She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.   Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's  nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'   The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,   'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
The Offspring: Stuff Is Messed Up
This song is from their new album "Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace" it pretty much explains what's going on today in the world "Now i don't know, and it's hard to explain But it seems like things are just kind of insane Because the world is crying but nobody's listening so please leave a message on my cell phone I see bullets getting better Biblical weather And that guy on Tv is like a total asshole Who are you wearing tonight? Celebrity fundraiser, tight! Black ties making wrongs right How's your social band-aid? I don't know much, I don't know too much, But i know this, Shit is Fucked Up! I guess it's all about the dream The Ends justify the means You know it's all about the dream The ends justify the means Now thank God for the media, For saving the day putting it all into perspective in a responsible way with more celebrity news Typical bullshit views I think we're losing this fight sponsored by bud light and now we're rockin' the casbah and takin' the
Thanks To All That Leveled Me
Thanks to everyone that rated and bombed me during my HH I did run a bomb on that hour but I couldn't get to some people and I'm sorry about that. My internet at home went down half an hour before the HH. I was pissed. WTF Anyway, I took the laptop and went to Starbucks which is 5 mins away to use their internet. It was slow and I couldn't return the love to many I'm apologetic about it. Thanks everyone again for the sweet help.
The Sh*t List
1. GHOST SHIT. You know you've shitted.There's shit on the toilet paper, but nonein the toilet.2. TEFLON-COATED SHIT. Comes out so slick, clean and easy that youdon't even feel it. No trace of shit on thepaper. You have to look in the toilet to makesure you did something.3. GOOEY-SHIT. This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipeyour arse 12 times and it's still not clean.You end up putting toilet paper in your jocksso that you don't stain them. This kind of shitleaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.4. SECOND THOUGHT SHIT. You're all done wiping, and you're about tostand up when you've got more.5. POP A VEIN IN YOUR The kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn'tFOREHEAD SHIT. come out till you're all sweaty, trembling andpurple from straining so hard.6. WEIGHT WATCHERS You shit so much, you lose several kilos.SHIT.7. RIGHT NOW SHIT. You had better be within 30 seconds of a toilet.You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usuallyit has its head out before you can get yo
Rough Couple Of Days
Well, let's let people know why I am not happy in life right now.  Ok.  I leave on Wednesday for Oklahoma, and my leave form for the 4th time has been kicked back.  My Granny is not doing so hot, so I am going to go and see her.  I leave from Oklahoma (mom's house, gotta deliver her Mother's Day present) and head for Maryland to spend a couple of days with the boys.  Leave from Maryland on prolly the 28th for Georgia, where I get to spend the next 2 months in class/training.  But to add to the frustration, I was getting ready to give a class yesterday, and picked up my cellphone to call my supervisor and ask where the hell everyone was.  "This call is not allowed from this line."  I was pissed.  I still had a day to pay the bill.  I finished the class (4 people were in the class, and it is mandatory everyone receives it.)  So I headed to my shop and jumped online.  Logged into AT&T and clicked on pay bill, paid my $111, and though woohoo!  Well the confirmation screen comes up, no p
Stay On The Boardwalk
Ever wondered what goes on on the other side of gambling casinos? Well one night while in Atlantic City with a group of friends, we decided to find out. We had been drinking heavily (always a bad start to quite a few of my stories) and lost a lot of money in the casinos and decided we were going to find a party somewhere close in the area before our bus pulled out to go back home. So I said, “Hey let’s take a walk on the backside of the casinos and see if we can find a club or some place that’s throwing a party.” So we go outside on the boardwalk and then venture to the back side of the casinos. As we’re walking we notice there are a few people walking along the streets, no where close to the numbers of people walking on the boardwalk though. Finally I tell the guys, we can’t find a club or a party unless we start asking people. So I see three very pretty, very scantly dressed women standing on the corner talking to each other. I cross over to them
Banned Again!
By Jim Scott updated 2 hours, 41 minutes ago Pit bulls and other popular breeds of dogs will be banned from all apartments run by the city Housing Authority starting this Friday."Finally someone is realizing that these potentially dangerous animals have no place in a confined urban space," City Councilman Peter Vallone told The New York Daily News.Vallone is not exactly a pit bull lover, having unsuccessfully lobbied state legislators to ban the dogs in the past.Pit bulls are often trained to be violent, but owners defended the breed saying it's the owner, not the dog that makes them a threat."It all depends on how you teach a dog," said pit bull owner Anthony Nieves. "My dog is like a puppy."Pit bulls aren't the only dogs being targeted by the Housing Authority.The new regulations are also specifically banning Dobermans and Rottweilers as well as any dog weighing over 25 pounds. The previous policy banned dogs weighing up to 40 pounds.The ASPCA opposes the ban and
Yesterdays Mumm
OK, so yesterday I posted a MUMM about President Obama's first 100 days.  I foud out there are alot of Bush supporters here, so I just want to make a point.  I serveved 4 years in the Army (not gonna say when)  I support the Commander In Cheif no matter who it is.  I have to say though Bush was the worst President in American history, Jimmy Carter may be second worse, although I think he does alot of good now.  Now as a person I like Bush, but his policies, or lets say Carl Rove's and Dick Chenney's policies have cused this country harm from wich it may never recover.  Bush went to war with a country who could not have attacked us, and left an unfinished war with a country who supported thos who did.  Then allied with Pakistan, who is more of a threat than any other country on the planet, and has Nuclear weapons.  Then he csused the housing crisis by having the feds lower interes rates right up till nov 2004 (mid term elections) now look at the mess.  Now you Republicans are saying the
Meant To Be
The separation is too muchI want to be in his arms, to feel his touchEvery minute of every dayWith him is where I'll beWith him, where I'll staySeconds ticking by slowly, heart beats frozen in timeOne thoughtless word turned to rhymeSeductive whispers, soft and gentle kissesA moment of thinking, wondering wishesAgony of waiting, dreams and time slowly fadingFrozen rain masking the painThe pain of missing himThe sun in my sky, the rainbow in my eyesJust down to moments left, no more fighting the criesI can feel him now, thinking of meThe light in his sky, the one he can seeA gentle embrace, a comforting hug just happens to be my everyday drugMy personal moon, rising in the sky soonAs I wait..seconds move byTime still frozen, meant to lastIt won't be long now, hopefully it will be fastThe voice I need, waiting for meAll is frozen in place, just as it was meant to be....
A Cry For Help
Every day i hear people say three little words that just remind me of what i had and lost what i was dumb enough to leave behind. now i am just a shadow of the world i left behind everyone is moving on my best friend is gonna be a daddy my childhood sweet heart is a mommy and she is married,  my sis is getting married and a mommy as for me i am just a single loser i don't know where i'm headed or where i'll end up but i know one thing.  the words that hurt so much r I LOVE YOU!!!! this has so many meanings it can be heart felt or just three words but when i hear them it makes me relize how much i have lost already because of my descessions every choice i have made  has made it harder and harder for me to forget the one person i truely loved the person i lost my virgainty to i would give the whole world for but she no longer feels that way and has moved on and i respect that but it hurts to replace her cuz she was my whole she made me feel wanted in this crazy world but without her i al
I want some damn it. Ok.. so what I really want are auto 11's, Cherry bombs and a vip.. but I would be happy with some bling.. or for fucks sake any luv at all.. I dont seem to be getting much lately.   Ok my sexy fockers, I am off to read a bit fu will survive without the tazzy for a couple hours. Hit me up and show me some fuckin love while I am gone. MUAH!    
No Words Left To Speak
No Words Left To Speak   Don't leave me here I need you to stay To catch each tear You caused today   I know you hurt me But I just can't let go I want you to see I need you to know That I love you And I always will And this is true Completely real until You let me fall Out of these dreams When I give my all It's not as it seems   There are no words left to speak You've taken my breath away from me You've left me here so weak That I can't let you see That this doesn't feel right And things can't be this way But you can't leave without a fight To convince me I want to stay   I really don't want to leave But I don't know why I should stay Maybe if I could only believe That you wouldn`t run away Everything is going to be fine I`m going to make it trrough You were never mine So I no longer need you  
So today me and my family had to deal with something that no one should go through but they do. Today I had to sit my ass in a waiting room, and wait for a doctor to come out and tell me if the main man in my life has cancer or not.   Unfourtanetly a few months ago my Grandfather and his doctor noticed that he had blood in his stool. This lead to a lot of test and then of course today when he had a colonoscopy done. His docotor had been worried that it was cancer but he wasnt to sure....   So today as I sat in the waiting room it took me back to 3 years ago around this time when i was doing the same exact thing except it was my grandmother. We were not so lucky with her..She was diagnosed in july of 06 and was gone by that october.....I have yet to deal with her death yet. I still cannot accept losing my best friend...So needless to say today I was a wreck. Couldnt stop crying yet I knew I had to prepare myself for whichever way the situation would come out. No matter how hard it w
Our Leaders
Just take the time to read it before making your thoughts known. It is well written and worth the few minutes it will take you to read it. If you do not pass on anything else to anyone this year, consider this one from a teacher.        Letter to Obama.     Here's an excellent letter to the President.  I wish I had written that one so I can be on Obama's s**** list.  The school teacher really nailed him. How many millions of Americans across this Country think exactly what this school teacher has put in this email. What scares me is that every single day - - something surfaces that has been signed as a "Presidential order", or suddenly just appears as law! WHO does this stuff, while we're all sleeping at night? Those printing presses in DC must run night and day.
Words Of Meaning...
Hold not thy peace, O God of my praise; For the mouth of the wicked and the mouth of the deceitful are opened against me: they have spoken against me with a  lying tongue.  They have compassed me about also with words of hatred; and fought against me without a cause.  For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer.  And they have rewarded me evil for good, and hatred for my love.  Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.  When he shall be judged let him be condemned: and let his prayers become sin.  Let his days be few; and let another take his office.   IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION MY NAME HAS CROSSED THE LIPS/KEYBOARDS OF SOME ON HERE THAT I ONCE CONSIDERED FRIENDS.  I HOPE THEY READ OF THIS AND KNOW THAT IN THE END GOD HAS MY BACK.  HIS LOVE AND STRENGTH IS MORE THAN ANYONE, EVEN I, COULD EVER UNDERSTAND.  GOD BLESS TO ALL THE TRUE FRIENDS OUT THERE THAT YOU LIVE A LONG HEALTHY AND PROSPEROUS LIFE.  I LOVE YOU GUYS!  YOU ALL ROCK!!
Just came back from the Verizon Center in Indy and I went to the most amazing concert in a long time. "Distrubed" is the best heavy metal Band in a long time that's worth listening too...If you get a chance to see them I recommend doing it...They were the BomB!!!!
would have been, my 19th wedding anniversary. Im having trouble accessing how I feel about that. The former echos of failure that I was expecting would resurface, seem, distant. I almost feel guilty for my lack of melancholy, like I shoud at least pay homage. But yet Im strangely content, just seems surreal.  
Ugh... Not Again...
You know, late last year, my bud's father died, and his only living brother was arrested at the funeral... for molesting his kids... Well.... another one of my closest childhood friends... told me back in 1996, that his dad had left his mom, for a younger woman..He was gone about a year, and then came home to his wife. I thought they just made up, etc etc.. I had to look at the sex offenders registry the other day. The school sent papers home of a new child rapist moving into town.. This is the 4th time this school year.. Anyway.. there it was... This friend's father's face.. First time I've seen it on the site, as well... His offense was in 1996, and he served 1 year in jail for it.. He DID leave for a younger woman, that is true... she was 11 years old..     WTF is wrong with my old friends??
As I sail on the wine dark sea, I keep running into these stange winds that blow me off course.   The gods have not been kind lately. The crew is restless. My mate is going mad. I sit alone in my cabin wondering how I can survive the chaos.  I have determinde that if the fates send our course by a tranquil, verdant and promising island, I will abandon ship, leaving my crew to tear each other apart.  Perhaps this is cowardly, but it could be merely survival.
  Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Friend: that one special person who makes life a bit easier by just being there and listening to your problems and difficulties. Friendship: a special bond between two people. A bond that time cannot break. It is strong like a chain, with linking hearts.
I was reading today where they say the economy is getting better.  Im not sure how they can say that esspecially since it took years to get us in to this mess, I will not cure itself overnight.   tonight, I am thinking of watching the movie Taken and kicking back with a chat box of a very sweet certain someone.  I oguth to be working on my truck, but a day off from getting mgreasy is in order.    Does anyone on here like to play chess?  I know most people dont think of chess and drinking, but have you ever tried it?  LOL
I Should Request That You Read This
Dear Fu Friends,      My friend list is getting so long.  It's partly my fault, I have accepted blank requests, sent requests to people I thought were interesting, then lost touch, accepted requests from people who thought I was interesting and then lost touch.  Anyway the point is, I don't talk to half the people in my friend list.  The very sad part is, I would like to have contact with more of them, so I was thinking, if the list didn't seem so daunting, perhaps I would and could find the people I originally wanted to have real contact with, or who originally had good intentions of staying in contatc with me.      I realize having friends is one way to make a lot of points, and I know, I have wanted to earn points before, like when you stay at the same level forever and ever, and just can't seem to move up.  The time has come unfortunately that I need to do a better job of being a friend to my friends.      If you want to remain in my list of friends, re-rate my page, and send me
This Is So
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ somuch.And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.I havenever figured out why men think with their head and women with theirheart.FOR EXAMPLE:One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well,the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feellike it, I just want you to hold me.'I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads tohear....'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough forme to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me forwho I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time withher.We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnameddepartment store.I walked aroun
Hey Ladies
The Lil Gunz N Onez
In a world made of names, one may ask, "whats in a name?" In this case, its an assload of irony. The offending party in this case is usually a woman of elephantesque proportions, who feels the need to work "lil" into her name. This is different from a man using "lil", because well, we already knew that. Your typical "Lil" gurl, is either morbidly obese, has a bakers dozen worth of kids, or is a midget. Only one of the preceeding is appealing. Upon meating the "lil whatev" in person, one is struck by the fact that she is the size of a water buffalo, and because her arms arent long enough to reach around the fat to wash her ass, she smells like one as well. In order to properly clean one, she must be hauled on a flatbed to the nearest machine operated car wash, and dumped repeatedly on the conveyor until the machinery either gives up the ghost, or she is ejected sputtering and pink out of the car bay like some grotesque birth scene. In the case of the "lil momma", she is surrounded by
My Fu Wifey...
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I Hazth A Speech Impedament
I say some words "funny" some of them are "cute" Ive been told when I mispronounce them. I say buttons as buddons church as turch skirt as skurt, but I have no problem saying shirt four as foor i cant even say purse, so I dont bother :P does anyone else have words they say funny?
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It's Not Over
My tears run down like razorblades and no, I'm not the one to blame: it's you or is it me? And all the words we never say come out and now we are all ashamed. And there is no sense In playing games, when you done all you can do. But now it's over, it's over. Why is it over? We had the chance to make it. Now it's over, It's over. It can't be over. I wish that I could take it back, but it's over. I lose myself in all these fights; I lose my sense of wrong and right. I cry, I cry. I'm Shaking from the pain that's in my head. I just want to crawl into my bed and throw away The life I led. But I won't let it die. But I won't let it die. But it's over, it's over. Why is it over? We had the chance to make it. Now it's over, It's over. It can't be over. I wish that I could take it back. I'm falling apart, I'm falling apart. Don't say this wont last forever. You're breaking My heart, you're breaking my heart. Don't tell that we will never be together. We could be over And over, we could be
"Eclipsed" We love our tragedies. We're both broken in our own little ways We're broken, but we fit together just right You know I saw the black inside your eyes I saw they were eclipsed by mine and they looked just right. [Chorus:] When our lights meet, will you know me then And will you want to know it? It feels like I've known you for so long. When our lights meet, will you love me then and will you ever know it? It seems like you've known me for so long. I love your analogies. We're both crazy in our own little ways We talk about the future and our past lives. I know I loved you then. I know I'd love you now. I know I'll love you then. I know I love you now. [Chorus] But you can't have everything you want when you want it. I will be everything you want, when you want it. Wait for me. Trust for me. Fall for me. Even when you don't know you're falling for me. Will you fall for it? If it should, it'll come around again. But don't wait for me. And don't trust in me. Don't fall me
All For You
Last night I broke the starsAcross the galaxyAnd painted the ocean blueBut I didn't do it for me Last night I planted flowersBetween every single treeI appreciated their natureBut didnt do it for me Everythign I do And everything I sayI do it not for meBut all for you Last night I watched the cloudsBounce and play with gleeI reflected on life and love But didn't do it for meEverythings I say And everythign I do I do it not for meBut because I Love You! By: Samantha Lewey
God Bless The Usa
Love  God, the Constitution, the Flag and Family. Anyone that opposes this is anti-American which inculdes most in the governrment, including the President, Congress and Supreme Court. Take back America and vote them all out before it is too late  
Grrr... Argh
So Ive been saving up for a new camera, since my last one mysteriously vanished. I went looking at some the other day, (Why is there a touchscreen camera? most people HATE seeing finger prints on their screen...) found one I liked and figured Id go back and get it Sunday. Thursday comes, and the side of my jaw is hurting, I figured it was a toothache since bad teeth run in my family (yaaaay genetics!) Well Friday, I wake up and my jaw feels 30lbs heavier. I look in the mirror and my face is swollen, I cant figure out why... I didnt eat anything unusual, or get stung by anything... nothing is coming to mind. Saturday its starting to hurt... BAD. Throbbing, sensitive to the air, I couldnt keep my mouth closed all the way because it hurt that bad... My friend's dad looked at it (hes a nurse) and told me I had an absest. SCORE! They couldnt drain it because it was so infected... Im on meds for it, my face is still HUGE (no I wont show you :P) but its slowly going down now. Im pissed b
Want To Know What I Like?..
This... It's cute as f@#k! No I'm not telling you to buy it for me, I'm telling you I like it. lol. That and unfanning people who don't fan back. It's been enlightening. I know I owe oodles of love, I'll be back soon, just been r/l busy...laters!
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Why I Am Banned From Costco
  So anyway, was down at the local CostCo the other day to pick up a bag of dog chow for Nikki The Wonder Dog, when this elderly lady in line behind me asks, “Do you have a dog?” Well, what did she think I had, an elephant?  But instead of being snarky, I decided to be flippant.  “No, I’ve been putting some weight on lately, and decided to go back on the Purina diet,” I replied. “The Purina diet?  I’ve never heard of that one”. “Sure,”  I said.  “You keep your pockets stuffed with Purina Dog Chow.  Whenever you feel the urge to eat, you pull a couple of nuggets out and crunch on them.  It’s nutritionally complete, and very filling.  Last time I was on it, I lost nearly 50 pounds before I woke up one day in the ICU with tubes coming out of nearly every orifice.” She gasped.  “Did the dog food poison you?” “No ma’am,” I replied politely.  “I stepped off the curb to snif
Always Be My Baby
We were as one For a moment in time And it seemed everlasting That you would always be mine Now you want to be free So I�ll let you fly �Cause I know in my heart Our love will never die You�ll always be a part of me I�m part of you indefinitely Boy don�t you know you can�t escape me Ooh darling �cause you�ll always be my baby And we�ll linger on Time can�t erase a feeling this strong No way you�re ever gonna shake me Oh darling, �cause you�ll always be my baby I ain�t gonna cry And I won�t beg you to stay If you�re determined to leave boy I will not stand in your way But inevitably, you�ll be back again �Cause you know in your heart babe Our love will never end You�ll always be a part of me I�m part of you indefinitely Boy don�t you know you can�t escape me Ooh darling �cause you�ll always be my
Pic Marked Nswf
Ok i just got an email that said one of my pics was marked nswf. Ok the pic was of a quote saying if i was gone would you miss me? How would that be nswf. Ok I am already pissed because i cant update my status or say anything about my status other then i am online. That is why i didnt renew my vip and i am thinking about leaving the site again because of the nsfw thing.If you can explain why it is nsfw can you explain it to me. thank you
Shamelessly Flaunting
I don't have any pic space, so that's why this is going here. And I'm posting it in the comments since this never seems to work.   I bought him cuz I tried buying Baby J and was too late & I wanted to buy a yellow. It was probably a better choice anyway. :D
Sex Vs Work
A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, thecaptain decided to pose a question to all assembled.He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before andhe failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how muchof it was "pleasure?"A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending uponhis state of inebriation at the time.There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was incharge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be100% pleasure."The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have medoing it for them."The room fell silent.God Bless the Navy sailor
i am out of here  i cant belive people   on here thikn  they can use u and    the person being used wount get mad. so fuck it i dont fucken care  and to all the people  who use othere people  fuck u  cauz u know what it turns    nice  kind harted people like me in to  bitter   angry  ass holes!!!!!
A Christmas Poem. Please Read All
Today we are suppose to think about what we have and be thankful for it.  I have been gone all week and when I got home today had this in my email.  Just another reminder that not everyone has it easy and no matter how hard we have it someone has it worse.  Our beloved military are alone and away from their family.  This is their choice to protect us and it should be our choice to love them and support them.   New Christmas Poem TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE
I'm Guessing...
... that this is what it's like to be unemployed or mental.  First one in the library this morning, and now sat at a PC across from some guy who's just muttering shit to himself over and over.  Sweeeeet.
Nikki I Will Always Remember
Oh Nikki!I wish you could see how I feel.I wish you could feel how you make my heart beat.I Love you.I Miss you.Your everything to me Nikki.I want to hear you say I love you too.Believe it.Never  forget me.I would have been your everything.I would have made all your dreams come true.I wanted to lay with you underneath the same great sky.I would have been your hope.I would have loved you forever.I wanted so much for you Nikki.You were my everything.All that I been through .My love for you never changed.I would have died in you r arms.I will miss you Nikki.
New Years Resolution
Today as i open my eyesKnowing a new year has begunI see nothing differentNothing has begun a new...Until I realizethat in order for the New Years Resolution to be trueI must look with unseen eyes.So close your eyesand reopen them againto see the beauty of everything around you.If at first you want to findyour pot at the end of the rainbowyou first must open your eyesto see the beautifulness surrounding you.
Divine Love- Unconditional Love
Divine Love is not human 'romantic' love. It is of a spiritual nature, it is all-encompassing and unconditional. Divine Love is often attributed only to God and/or spiritual beings. Yet as we are all sparks of the Creator (the Divine), and as the Creator IS LOVE, we are therefore also Love - Divine Love is who we really are, yet in our human state and using mostly only our five senses, we have forgotten this and we perceive other people and animals and nature as 'separate' from ourselves. But we are all made of the same 'stuff' and are all therefore "ONE and all connected. This is confirmed on a scientific level with Quantum Physics. It is our perception of separateness that causes all the woes we have in this world. What we do to one, we do to ourselves. There is NO separateness, only ONE-NESS.   Namaste..................... Ms. Desa
Ppl And Their Attitudes
ok so i no a guy i really really like and he nos who he is. well he has a friend that is always like hatin on my bc i like him... like litterally comin 2 me and bitchin me out. well apperantly its wrong to ask for return luv when u luv so many ppl a day... like i literally rate a ton of pics a day and hardly get any return luv.. like whats with that? and well she watches my status so she starts trouble according to that .. ive noticed it.. and then theres the leaving comments... if im nice enough to leave a comment on ur page ... dont bitch bout it bc i wont rate u at all... just bc sum of ur friends dont like me doesnt mean u have 2 take that out on me.... u no its hard to shut off the emotions somebody has when they like u and wanna do anything for u ... but when ppl sit there and treat u like shit it isnt worth it.. i am not the kind of person who would hurt another person.. in fact i help complete strangers all the time since i help run the business and all.... its nice to help ppl
Foster, you're really starting to piss Philip off... and it's causing a lil bit of problems for me... so if you read this... just back off a little bit.  I've had my fair share of drama... and I don't need any more... Think about this for a little while people: ♥If you're with someone & they have to ask why someone else is interested in you, then why are they with you to begin with? Be with someone who knows what they have when they have you! I mean hey... If they can't see why someone would be interested in you then how can they explain their OWN interest???♥ Can you even BEGIN to imagine how that makes a person feel???  Wanna see how YOU like it???
Innermost Desire
Your subconscious mind is driven most by sexuality. What this means is that when your unconscious mind sees an opportunity to remind you of your sexual desires, it takes full advantage of it. Because of this, things that have very little sexual content or that seem neutral to others, may register as sexually charged to you, at least on an unconscious level. Your unconscious mind recognizes the value of sexuality. The reason it may do so, is because of a deep-rooted fear of the opposite living a life that is numb to sexual desire or is turned cold by it. You unconscious mind may be trying to avoid this sexual dullness, and so it reacts by swinging to the opposite extreme, strong sexual desire. By sending you these sexual messages on a regular basis, your unconscious makes sure you don't forget about sex. Demure who can resist your seductive charm? You have mastered the art of flirting so well that all you have to do is sit there and look pretty and they come to you. See Mor
R.i.p. Poor Girl ... 1-21-2010
Treasured Friend I lost a treasured friend today The little dog who used to lay Her gentle head upon my knee And shared her silent thoughts with me. She’ll come no longer to my call Retrieve no more her favourite ball A voice far greater than my own Has called her to his golden throne. Although my eyes are filled with tears I thank him for the happy years He let her spend down here with me And for her love and loyalty. When it is time for me to go And join her there, this much I know I shall not fear the transient dark For she will greet me with a bark.
Only Your Failures
You think you're better then me? What makes you better then me? you know more people then I do? keep pretending and always be their whore   This towns not big enough for me and you I've paid my dues which is more then I can say for you   I can see right through you so just let me say I'm so happy you keep speaking our name I can see right through you just let me say do I have your attention yet?   You think you're better then me? What makes you better then me? You've been here for so many years but you haven't done shit   You try to claim our name from 2000 miles away but you'll never be remembered for the songs you play   So spread a few more rumors and I'll set them all straight and we'll show everyone who's really to blame   I can see right through you so just let me say I'm so happy you keep speaking our name I can see right through you just let me say do I have your attention yet?   I can see right through you so just let me say I'm so happy
Level 1 is 5 times stats on best equipment Level 2 is 6 times stats on best equipment Level 3 is 7 times stats on best equipment Level 4 is 8 times stats on best equipment Level 5 is 9 times stats on best equipment Level 6 is 10 times stats on best equipment A mercenary uses your best equipment and weapons available. A dead mercenary does not count for anything. If you are attacking somebody with mercenaries, kill the mercenaries first to weaken that player. You can also use the Merc Repellant, but that only stops one at a time. So if the other player has 5 mercenaries you will need 5 Merc Repellants.
A Life Lesson That Changed Me
On my way from Oregon to West Virginia I learned a very good lesson that I will never forget. When I left Oregon to head to Bills house in West Virginia I was a different person in a way. I used to think everything bad was happening to me. I kept to myself and was afraid to even talk to anyone. Online I'm different because I can't see who I am talking to so it don't scare me but in real life I clam up and go into a shell in a sense. Anyways, I was on the bus and so many people tried talking to me and I just sat there and kept my head down. It took this one girl named Marley to finally get me to talk... by that time I was in Utah. She was very persistent but she was one of the nicest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. She and these two other guys, one named Thomas and the other named Tim, sat there and got me to finally open up by just being themselves. They weren't afraid to act like smart asses or make fun of themselves which was a change for me. I used to be afraid of w
A friend told Me to do a blog so here goes…I was bored googling good V for Vendetta pics for a picture a friend asked Me to do, when googling this I found an Article by Ted Baehr in which he summed V for Vendetta as “a vile, pro-terrorist piece of neo-Marxist, left-wing propaganda filled with radical sexual politics and nasty attacks on religion and Christianity”I shall assume the idiot has never seen the movie, REALLY sexual politics? They showed no one having sex, at most you saw two woman kissing WOW that will disrupt the morality of the world.  Pro-Terrorist, if anything the film was anti-fascism… that guy is probably all for complete utter government control. Attacks on religion? Hm, so being a humanist and believing in people having equal rights, one where they do not live in fear of the controlling class, and not have to worry about being tortured and killed if they spoke out is attacking religion.. thanks for telling Me. Neo-Marxism to say that the peo
hey, so i have become perpetually bummed. if you are reading this i hope you are ready for a pity party. so as it turns out i am utterly hopeless, i am a bilateral bke amputee, meaning i have 2 amputations below the knee, i had my feet amputated at 13 months old. i was also diagnosed with type 1 diabetes about 2 years ago...with the onset diabetes i lost about 160 pounds leaving me with the amount of skin a 300 pound person should have, so as i have no confidence because i was fat for so long and now i dont want to be seen without my clothes on i dont even approach women offline. im unemployed and due to my disabilities i cant get a job.....whew, so thanks for reading this, i felt more comfortable putting it here than telling someone in person because if im judged on here at least i can blow them off as internet douchebags. sooooo, hows your day going?
Sharon Stone Meets Her Match
> >> Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, > >> and> >> fell into a deep slumber..> >>> >> He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your> >> sleep, Bob....'> >>> >> Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live > >> for.> >> Send me back!'> >>> >> St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and> >> that is as a chicken.'> >>> >> Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his> >> home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking,> >> and pecking the ground.> >>> >> A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first> >> day here?'> >>> >> 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.> >> Like I'm gonna explode!'> >>> >> 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.> >> 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '> >>> >> 'Never,' said Bob.> >>> >> 'Well, just relax
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California Students Sent Home For Wearing U.s. Flags On Cinco De Mayo
Administrators at a California high school sent five students home on Wednesday after they refused to remove their American flag T-shirts and bandannas -- garments the school officials deemed "incendiary" on Cinco de Mayo. The five teens were sitting at a table outside Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, Calif., on Wednesday morning when Assistant Principal Miguel Rodriguez asked two of them to remove their American flag bandannas, one of their parents told The boys complied, but were asked to accompany Rodriguez to the principal's office. The five students -- Daniel Galli, Austin Carvalho, Matt Dariano, Dominic Maciel and Clayton Howard -- were then told they must turn their T-shirts inside-out or be sent home, though it would not be considered a suspension. Rodriguez told the students he did not want any fights to break out between Mexican-American students celebrating their heritage and those wearing American flags. Dariano's mother, Diana, told she and
Marilyn Manson
[Unknown Woman:]I fuck you because you're famous.I fuck you for your money.I fuck you to control you.I fuck you so someday I can have half of everything you own.I fuck you to fuck you over.I fuck you 'til I find someone better.I fuck you in secret.I fuck you because I can't remember if I already fucked you before.I fuck you out of boredom.I fuck you because I can't feel it anyway.I fuck you to make the pain go away.[Manson:]Fuck you because I loved youFuck you for loving you tooI don't need a reason to hate you the way I do.Fuck you because I loved youFuck you for loving you tooI don't need a reason to hate you the way I do.HATE YOU THE WAY I DO.[Unknown Woman:]I fuck you so I can feel something instead of nothing at all.I fuck you because you're beautiful.I fuck you because you're my nigger.I fuck you because I am your whore.I fuck you because you are a whore.I fuck you for fun.I fuck you for fun.I fuck you because I can.I fuck you so I have a place to stay.I fuck you so you will prot
In Flander's Field
This poem was read every Memorial Day when I was growing up... Means more to me now with the Passing of my Grandfather. So for all of my fellow Brothers and Sisters in Arms that are still in the Service... And for those that are no longer with us.... We Will Remember You. In Flander's Fields by Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved, and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.
Whatever Happened?
What Ever HappenedWhatever happened tooHappy small townsWith happy and healthy kidsPlaying all around?Whatever happened too A Sunday day of restWhere family and friendsBring out the best?Whatever happened tooA government you could trustThat doesn’t steal your moneyFor power and lust?Whatever happened tooDoing the “right” thingNot being deceitful Without guilt or shame?Whatever happened tooBeing a good friendListening to othersWhile being there through thick and thin?Whatever happened tooTreating animals with respectNot abandoning or killingJust loving them fully without disrespectWhatever happened too Helping the hungry eatYet the rich keep their moneyWhile people die in the streets?Whatever happened tooAcceptance of othersNot judging upon raceSex or the lifestyle of another?Whatever happened tooDeath do us partNot cheating  or tearingHappy families apart?Whatever happened tooAccepting a woman’s formbaring children while taking on the worldInstead we tell them,
Say Wut?
I love how most of the profiles on this site have veritable "FUCK OFF" signs plastered all over them.  lol   I WOULD put one up, but it's just not as funny to me if I meet just normal people.  I like to mess with the crazies, it makes me feel better about myself.  Is that the kind of commentary I want about me?  *shrug*
The Glass Heart
in the days of yesterday her heart was shattered like a fragile piece of crystal broke into a million pieces...   as the days grow longer the nights get shorter the heart gets swept away in the winds that blow…   a girls heart is fragile so may days of pain she looks for resistance in days that seem to never end   stumbling and falling only to pick herself up again to see the beauty of the current day not looking much to the future    wondering all the while if there is one that can mend meld all the pieces back together is it possible…   treading lightly she moves forward into waters unknown hoping that the one that found her is the mender of the shattered pieces   guarded ever so guarded as the water gets deeper the trust becomes so easy knowing that the water is always there   the water recovers as she moves deeper filling the space where she stood leaving no holes it was like she was never there   is this a sign from above t
Finally Got The Strength Up To Write This
As a lot of you might bf of almost 7 years and I broke up today. A lot of you know him by his name, Mike. We met when I had just turned 18 and he was 21 and we have/had been dating since. We all have our idiosyncrasies, but we work through them. He has issues with getting mad @ video games, like a lot of guys, and I have body image issues, like a lot of women, especially women my age and younger.  It was the perfect relationship when we first met. Around year 3 we were fighting a lot, and I thought we were going to split then, but we stuck it out and stayed together. That made us stronger than ever. A few months ago my boyfriend informed me he was not as attracted to me anymore because I've put on some weight since the chronic pain started. He takes care of himself very well and is in great shape. Because of my injuries and pain problems, I can't walk for more than 5 minutes without pain. Swimming was working for a while and then it started hurting too. I feel like I can
What The Hell!?!?!?!?!?
I Wanna Tell Him...
I think he's hot. && I wanna get to know him. I don't know how to start a conversation with him.   && I wish I could say I like him alot, but I don't. Cause I don't even know him.   Maybe I can get up my courage one day :]
Well, let's see here, maybe I should make a pact, or a promise, anthing that really kills the time.  I guess I can list off my goals and endeavours for random people I may or may not know... like it matters though right, after all these are personal, spiritual, and meaningful goals; made for all of us or some of us... Here goes nothing... 1- World peace, no not the stupid bull shit that means we all hug and get along, but anything but demonizing muslims, and communists.  More of a peace that comes from the wise and simple phrase "Live and let live".  How is this achievable, instilling these values into our children.  "Who cares what the Jones are doing, as long as he isn't fucking the goat on my property I'm cool with it."  Nothing too bizare or stupid, nothing like unachievable expectations, but simply agreeing to disagree and leaving the person alone.  Differences exist and should exist there is nothing wrong with no liking some as long as you don't infringe on it's existence and d
Parents Wish
On the day when you see us Old , Weak and Weary…………..Have patience and do try to understand us…   If we get dirty when eating…..and….If we cannot dress on our own……….Please bear with us and remember the times when we spent feeding you and dressing you up..   If, when we speak to you, we repeat the same things over and over again……….do not interrupt us ………..listen to us………  When you were small, we had to read to you the same story a thousand and one times until you went to sleep.   When we do not want to have a shower, neither shame us nor scold us……… Remember when we had to chase you with your thousand excuses  to get you to the shower?   When you see our ignorance  of new technologies…help us navigate our way through these world wide webs………….We taught you how to do so many things…&he
How Stupied My Exis
ARG EXS ARE SO FUCKING STUPIED WITH MINE HE CANT STOP TALKING AFTER SAYING UR DONE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR THINKING RANCH IS SALSA OR THINKING GRAB OTHER END OF THE SHELF MENT GO GET A HAMMER    yet the still try be in your personal life mine is all the time no matter how many times u tell them none there buesness they still try with mine hes trying every excuse in the book "just making convosation, we dated for over two years,) or after dating again Hey.i miss u i miss the times when we laughed and i made u blush ur soo cute.we had so much good times ill miss that.ill miss kissing those lips of urand making love to u .we had something strong but we both let it drop but y?idn but i belive that we are still strong but it hasnt found its way bak cause love like that always comes bak so if things go bad with both are relatilnships or even if we feel that its us that belong together i kno that in ur heart u still want me u may not think it but its in ur heart.if i was still down ther
I have spent my whole life searching.. Searching for something inside Something i could never find Something i couldn't hide   The one thing to make me feel whole To fill the empty hole It was so cold and dark My deep dark soul   I found that something in you Something i tried to fight A battle within I tried with all my might   I pushed and pushed Till i could no longer deny You were my soul  I could no longer hide   The war is over My search came to an end I'm tired and worn All of my love, i do send.    
This whole San Bruno gas explosion brought something to my attention. Nearly all our infrastructure was installed by our Baby Boomer generation. Which if you watch enough news these are the people crying about getting older, and really are the reason for our Social Security problem. Well if their getting older wouldn't that mean that pretty much every highway and pipeline system is also. When Pres. Obama started the reinvestment act, thats what it means, to reinvest. The stimulus packages are being stolen by those who oppose them aka Republicans or (Baby Boomers who don't know how to sit their asses down and retire.) Our Country is falling apart at the seams. There are jobs out there that can be created if the people who say they are all about America would just actually be for America. Instead they(Republicans) would tell You that the current administration is spending too much money and making Big Government. When it was the Republicans that created Bills like the patriot act which a
Who Is Madam M
Lifestyle Domme. ProDomme. Anachronistic.Poly.Bi.Sarcastic.Sadistic.Protective over Mine.Cruel & Compassionate. I never mix Pro D/s with Personal D/s so when contacting me make sure you know which end you are on. I am not nearly as mean as I seem. I keep my guard up but deep down I am a cool ass Goofy as all hell. Sarcastic and nerdy. I am here to stalk total strangers. Oh yea and make some friends along the way. I welcome conversation from Dominants as well as submissives so feel free just remain respectful. I have quite the sadistic streak and have a soft spot for pain sluts and for sissies. For those that enjoy pampering a Goddess feel free to do so here: Wanna know more feel free to ask. Either I'll answer or tell you to go fuck yourself. :-) ~M  
I Love Mixed Martial Arts
I absolutely love Mixed Martial Arts (MMA). I never miss to watch a UFC event and love catching up on the newest mma gear ! My top 5 favorite fighters are: Randy Couture, BJ Penn, GSP, Fedor and Lyoto Machida.
Pick The World Series Winner And Win Some Fubucks!
2010 World Series Pool! Here's how it works! Pick anyone of the following teams to win the World Series.   American League Yankees (Wild Card) Rays Twins Rangers   National League Phillies Braves (Wild Card) Giants Reds Pick ONE team ONLY! ENTER ONLY ONCE! Tie Breaker #1 Pick the amount of games you think it takes your team to win the best 4 out of 7 games.  YOU MUST PICK EITHER 4,5,6 or 7 games!   Tie Breaker #2
The Value Of Craftsmen Vs Politicians/insurancemen & Bankers
A carpenter/craftsmen/farmer/Blacksmith would survive/get food & Homes for eachother if thats all their was to work with. But..... Politicians/insurancemen/bankers would starve & be Homeless if all they had to work with was themselves Yet......  their greed/Policies & Backscratching Have stopped us from doing what we do so the American Dream can be fullfilled, Printing money from the fed that we have to pay back is the 1st thing that must be stopped Print direct US notes Via the treasury we dont borrow or pay back (Exec. order 111110 signed by Kennedy shortly before shot), & dont bail out the Banks ! Instead.......  Give the Money to us(the People) from the Bottom up not the top down so we can catch up on our bills/mortgages & hire the craftman to get the unemployed back to doing something other than shuffle papers, & stop buying so many foriegn products & get solar & windmill charged elect cars to keep money from going to Opec & stay here to recirculate instead..., or else
Plz Help!
She is about 450k away from leveling and has a boomy on!  Please go throw some rates her way! Thank you ahead of time!     MEL@ fubar
Baby Don't Cry....
Baby don't Cry... you had my heart, at least for the most part... 3rd or 4th week of being alone.. it's been great for i guess half of it.. Other times the lonelyness piles in and leaves me depressed to the point where you get that stinging sensation in your heart. so i've been listening to a lot of Avenged Sevenfold, obviously... a little piece of Heaven is the greatest song for my situation... i guess i'm really happy tha tim out fo my relationship, but since i have a 16 month old daughter who is the love of my life makes things tha tmuch more difficult.. I guess all i can do is just kep tryin to better myself, keep on smokin weed to fog out the thoughts of her, and try to replace my heart with peace instead of rage and anger. this blog probably makes no sense becaus eim not reading it over when i type but i dont give a fuck.. i usd to write poetry and shit all the time to help with my bipolar/depression.. but i havnt done this in years because i guess i was finally happy.. What t
Just Pondering
     Have you ever hated your life?  I know I have.  Have you ever felt like no one cares about you?  I know I have?  Have you ever felt like you would never find someone who truly loves you and appreciates you?  I know I have.  Have you ever felt as if no one understands you?  I know I have.  Have you ever felt as if things were never going to get better?  I know I have?  I know this may sound like a self-pity party, but a lot of time I feel this way.  It seems everytime I have thought I have found a person who will be my partner in life or maybe even my soulmate I find I am wrong.  At almost 40 I find myself wondering if I will ever find true love or if I am destined to be miserable for the rest of my life.  I know I am not perfect and I have never been looking for perfection.  I have always been looking for what my parents had in each other...a partner.        Is that too much to ask for anymore?  Maybe.  If I work is it too much to ask that my girlfriend cleans while I am busting
Am I The Only One?
For weeks now I've noticed something in Ryan's pictures. I even made a comment on the picture that I'll link you to later about it, but he never approved it or replied to me. Why is it that when, to me, an obvious fake picture is pointed out......nothing is said? It's treated like it's gold. I'm sorry, but in MY opinion, the signs posted on the picture AND in the few that are posted before and after....they are all the same. What I'm suppose to believe is that they made multiple signs EXACTLY alike and put them in many different locations? Sure, sounds good. But why is it the lighting on every sign posted is the same, no matter what the shadowing on the rest of the picture looks like. Also, there is NO WAY a person came make.....even 2....signs exactly the same with no difference in writing. Every person that I've seen makes something different about the way they write. That's why when you give a handwriting sample they make you fill the whole page with the same thing. A person writes
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You Have To Pass This Amnesty Bill To See What's In It
The nation’s unemployment rate stands at 9.8 percent, a post–World War II record 19th month that unemployment has been over 9 percent. President Barack Obama is the largest tax hike in American history. So what do Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D–NV) and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D–CA) have Congress voting on today? Amnesty. Specifically, the House and Senate will be voting on the fourth and fifth versions of the DREAM Act, which would legalize anywhere between 300,000 and 2.1 million illegal immigrants.Supporters of the DREAM Act claim the bill would provide citizenship only to children who go to college or join the military. But all any version of the legislation requires is that an applicant attend any college for just two years. And if President Obama wants to reward non-citizen service members with citizenship, he already has the power to do so. The Secretary of Defense already has the authority under 10 U.S.C. § 504 (b) to enlist
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Understanding is a two-way street.  -  Eleanor Roosevelt
Someone I once loved is now dying. Part of me rejoices in the triumph of poetic justice. The prayers of vengeance and retribution I silently whispered have at last come to past. She is dying. Am I wrong to feel that sense of justice as I hear that she will not recover? The cosmic “I told you so” practically reverberating in these halls. The joyfully guilt-ridden news ignites a fierce war in me. She took so much of my life – so much that I will never get back. The suffering at her hands was unbearable. I remember the anger and contempt that grew in me when I heard others speak of torment. Damn you, I would think, damn you for believing you know what suffering is. How many nights have you spent listening to the merciless beep of hospital machinery? How many times have you wrenched a gun from your lover’s hands? How many times have you been belittled, scorned, shrieked at for caring about someone? How many times has someone cost you your money, y
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[this Is Not A Mumm]
Welp. The football season is over.*crickets*For me anyway.And I'm... for some reason still in Independence.I'm thinking one more call to potential employer then depending on results, I'm out. There's several parts of the application process that I don't believe in.One of which is the fuckingPLEADING over the phone.I call, I call, I call, I calland then you fucking DANE me with a fucking call back, or a form letter, or what is secretly a mock interview with your junior trainee manager. And why would you put Zeitgeist videos in a Smashing Pumpkin mix? Better question is- if you've released on a solo project and have no original members except singer/songwriterwhy the fuck would you call it the Smashing Pumpkins and not just continue to release under the solo projectespecially if it in no way resembles the original band, and is shit like your solo shit? ... fucking Billy Corgan.Fucking Chiefs.Fucking life. Anyway, its arguably too cold to paint.Recommended temps are > 40, and we're l
[whoa... New Blog Format... This Is About Goufs]
I spent the better part of today test fitting and drawing my Gouf which can be seen in my "Plamo" folder. Yeah... I have no idea how to post those images now but long story short, go look at. The main idea is to put jets f*ing everywhere, extend the body, and build some custom guns. I already posted the long LONG version of what I plan on doing on my mech forum. We can consider this my white unicorn of models. I dunno what comes after. I'd say I'm planning an extra ... 300 or so steps on this conversion. And I've got a couple months before ideal painting weather comes around again.
A good deed never goes unpunished. - Gore Vidal
Return To The Darkness
I'm feeling like I've burned out, like the words won't come no more, I close my eyes, all I can see is the darkness, trying to reach deep down, find the words that I used to have, Have I given up? Do the words not flow anymore? This poet,has a feeling, like he's lost skill, like he's lost that will, like he lost his edge, the darkness that he used to have, I'm digging deep down in my soul,trying to find that darkness,it made me legendary, it made me who I am, It's time to listen to thos voices again, time to find that inner hate,time to find that inner darkness, time to return myself to my roots, it's time for me to return to the darkness,
Leaders grasp nettles.  -  David Ogilvy
He Doesn't Understand, Lol
I don't really understand either..maybe that's why I think it's so funny =]  
Damaged Goods
Damaged GoodsBy Joanna SlanThe dust mites danced in the ray of sunshine that provided the only light in the rabbi’s office.  He rocked back in his office chair and sighed as he stroked his beard.  Then he took his wire-rimmed glasses and polished them absent-mindedly on his flannel shirt.“So,” he said, “you were divorced.  Now you want to marry this good Jewish boy.  What’s the problem?”He nestled his grizzled chin in his hand and smiled softly at me.I wanted to shriek.  What’s the problem?  First of all, I’m Christian.  Second, I’m older than he is.  Third - and not least, by any means - I’m divorced!  Instead, I looked back into his soft brown eyes and tried to form the words.“Don’t you think,” I stuttered, “that being divorced is like being used?  Like being damaged goods?”He settled back in the office chair and stretched so that he was looking at the ceiling.  He stroked the scraggly
A bad peace is even worse than war.  -  Tacitus
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Died April 4, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 33, of Tampa, Fla.; assigned to 11th Engineer Battalion, Fort Stewart, Ga.; killed leading a counterattack against the enemy at Baghdad Airport in Iraq.
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Home There's a a place that I know Outside of townTheres a place that I go Outside of town.Over the mountain Down a dusty ol' roadUnder shade of tall treesI drive real slowTo catch the cool breezeAnd begin to unloadThe cares of the dayCuz I know that soonNot far up the roadIs the pretty little placeThat I call my homeThere's a place that I knowOutside of townThere's a place that I goOutside of townOver the mountainDown a dusty ole roadMy sweetheart's a waitinAt the top of the hillAt the pretty little placeThat I call my homeWhen I see her smiling eyesMy heart goes to meltinAs I hold her and kiss herAnd tell her I love herShe asks how my day wentI say alright I guessBut when I'm at home Its always the bestCuz there's a place that I knowOutside of townThere's a place that I goOutside of townOver the mountainDown a dusty ole roadIs a pretty little place That I call my home ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
The Miles
The Miles That Separate Miles that separateFriends that discriminateCircumstances that kept us apartAnd those people who broke our heartsThe feelings that I was scared to showThe ones that you always made knownThe good times and the bad,The happy and the sadYou never gave up even when I wouldYou never let go even though I said you shouldYou said you love me and I believe its trueAnd now I just need to say,Baby I love you tooAs the days went by I began to findThat this feeling inside was one I could no longer denyYou amaze me in every wayYou continuously take my breath awayYou know me better then I know myselfIt's as if I'm a book,That you have read inside and outYou know when I'm happy, and when I'm sadYou even know when the little things make me madYou've one my heart, proved yourself trueBabe I don't know how you did it,But you made me fall head over heals for you
Cell Phone Ettiquette
Cell Phone Etiquette After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart, its Eric. I am on the train." "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting". "No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss". "No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed." Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer
Good New Bad News It's All News
8JUN2013, About week 6 of the Academy I double tapped on a test. On the college level I had a B grade for that test but to the POST requirements I didn't score high enough to pass. 2 fails on same test or 5 test total and you have to recycle etc...Well it was a good thing actual. About week 3 I thought I had a nasty pulled muscle in my shoulder and fought through it. A week after I left the academy and saw a doctor I was told I had "Scapular Dyskinessis" basically my left scapula is seperated from the shoulder. Had I torn it it would be instant surgery. Now I say is because the 5 weeks I have been out of the academy trying to heal and NOT being allowed to do jack shit it has not healed fully...However I start up 191st on Monday 10JUN. I have to suck it up this 1st week which I believe is hardest of them all. Then I can continue physical therapy every other Monday I have off and drive my doctor and therapist crazy. I wont quit or give up. It's not even an option at this agai
Links Of London You Best Friend
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Im Have The Most Incredable Guy
I have the greatest guy alive... hes everything I want hes everything I need... What more can a girl ask for???
Welcome The Weather Change
but damn the fact that I get a sinus infection every year when the weather changes from hot hot summer to cool cool fall. It especially sucks because I work on the phone all day...and with a stuffy nose its impossible to sound right to the person on the line. i sound like a big dork trying to talk on the phone and sound professional with a stuffy nose. lol thats all i just wanted to post a blog. ha ha
What Is Love
Try to describe love, its boundaries and depths. Somehow nothing seems just, and your emotions feel kept. Try to define love, what it is and how it feels. Yet the words seem to be locked up, with a seal. This I know; love is simply this; It's a strong, bonding energy that is felt in an embrace. An equal amount of energy and passion when the lips meet. It's a compulsion to say "I love you" when you have to leave and you've just had a fight. It's an understanding that the other may need space, and time to think. It's confidence in knowing that they will return. It's a feeling of loneliness, and missing them when they are gone, if even for a little bit. It's a matter of knowing that things are right. Love is a sensation, a feeling in your chest. This I say to you, my love, that if in the heart is where love does store, to hold the love I feel for you, then the heart is the only thing in me, for there couldn't be room for anything more

Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 mon
Fun Times With A Permanent Marker
so last night since i was wearing a tank top while we were drinking, my roommate wanted to color the stars on my shoulders in. the first marker she tried didnt work so we found a turquoise/teal-ish permanent marker and colored them in! haha i got some pics... it actually looks super cool! and i still have blue-ish stars today lol even tho they have rubbed off a bit. ok i gotta go back to work now.
Feelings of confusion, Depression, Uncertainty, Where do i belong? Where do i go? What do i do? Pick up the phone, No one to call, What would i say? Get outside, No where to go, No one to see, Deep inside, Is the urge to scream, At what? Trapped, No escape, Have the need, The want, The desire, For release- For freedom -Brittney Galbraith
U Know What I Hate
when u go through all the trouble of rating and commenting on ppls photos and they dont even comment on 1 or rate any...that jacks me off
48 Laws Of Power
Law 1 Never Outshine the Master Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite – inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power. Law 2 Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies Be wary of friends-they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy. They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove. In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies. If you have no enemies, find a way to make them. Law 3 Conceal your Intentions Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. If they have no clue what you are up to, they cannot prepare a defense. Guide them far enough dow
Im Happly Married
On the 9th of this mounth Andrew and I got married...Ppl thout we would never get married but we proved the worng...Andrew and I could never be happer....So to all of u that call me Ashly Kamonda I will not answer to it...Call me by my reall name plz if u want to talk to me...

My Road To 500 Pounds On The Bench
My road to a 500 pound bench. Light week 135 x 15 225 x 10 245 x 8 275 x 2 225 x 25 225 x 25 225 x 25 225 x 25 Heavy week 135 x 8 225 x 8 245 x 6 275 x 3 400 x 1
Never Alone
This reminded me so much of my mom who I lost 10/6/04 I miss you so much momma.This one is for you. Never Alone by Rodney Belcher I feel you in the morning When at first I awake Your thought is with me With each decision I make You'd been around forever Since the first breath I took Now I have to go on alone But for love, I need not look Cause by what you bestowed In our short time together Will last in my heart Forever and ever Although you've left And now walk above I'm never alone I'm wrapped in your love Enjoy now your long waited reward Feel peace that your love continues on What was taught to me, will be taught to mine Cause you live on in me even after you've gone
The Title Of This Blog?
It comes from latin, meaning. Premature, Dementia. After much consideration I decided, that I am going to post the things I do not speak to other souls. I have never been to confession, I have never atoned for my sins, and I regret nothing but hurting the one person I loved. My demons have always been locked away in the deepest and darkest corners of my mind, that I have never bothered to confront them. Until as of late, this method has worked without fail. That is, until I began to torment myself with the guilt of destroying such an innocent angel, a visage of pure heaven poured straight from the lips of god himself. Up until that point I have not bothered with the frivilarites of faith and religion. But alas once confronted by this harsh realization that, indeed, there is another force gently brushing the strings of fate to remember the power of love and life. God, Heaven, Hell. Mere words to me. Though the value of such words are easily related to the epic struggle that en

well what do u do if u broke up with someone and u think you made a big misstake do u go back with them or move on can someone please tell me what to do?
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Why Muslims Hate The World
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No baseball No football No hockey No golf No tailgate parties No Wal-Mart No Home Depot No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No chocolate chip cookies No lobster No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks No gumbo No jambalaya No Beer Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery h
Dame Baby
Sitting Here Thinking Of You Hoping One Day We Will Meet, There Will Be No Modern Technology It Will Be So Unique. You Will Be Holding MY Hand And I'll Be Thinking Ain't Love Grand Look Here World It's Just Me And My Man What A Wonderful Plan Yeah Just Me And My Man Listen Up World We're Off To WonderLand Yo I Don't Care Who See's Us They'll Be Just Wishing They Could Be Us You'll Reach out and Touch My Heart It Will Melt In your Hand and We'll Take a Stand There's No If's And's Or Maybe's Just Me And My Baby I Love you And You Love Me What a Call OF Destiny Written By :Blossom_Rose This Poem Is Being Published Right Along With The Other One And All The Rest Are Already Published
Stone By Stone
I have a wall you can not see Because it’s deep inside of me It blocks my heart on every side And helps emotions there to hide You can’t reach in, I can’t reach out You wondered what it’s all about The wall I built that you can’t see Results from insecurity Each time my tender heart was hurt The scars within grew worse and worse So stone by stone, I built a wall That’s now so think it will not fall Please understand that its not you Continue to try to break through I want to show myself And love from you will really help So bit by bit, chip at my wall Till stone by stone it starts to fall I know the process will be slow It’s never easy to let go Of hurts and failures long ingrained Upon ones heart from years and years of pain I’m so afraid, to let you in I know I might get hurt again I try so hard to break the wall But seem to get nowhere at all For stone upon each stone I've stacked And left between them not a crack The only way to make it fall Are
At The Front Door
A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What? You're crazy!" "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem." "No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..." "At this time of the night? No one will show up..." "I've already said No, and NO!" "Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..." "No! I've said NO!" "My love... Don't be like that..." At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
yesterday i went to see my boyfriend with who'm i have a relationship for 3 years tell him that it is over between us..not knowing how..without blaming eachother what we did wrong..all the love we have put in eachother, in the wasn't good enough..we have tried so hard to make it work..leaving ourselfes behind..not in a healthy much did we care..but the distance between us was too far away..physically and had to end and i feel that i have lost the best friend i ever had..hoping that he still can be in an other way..but afraid that i lost him forever..still loving him..and still sad about it..
I am really confused. Before I ask someone to be a friend on here, I give them a 10 for their profile. Even if they decline my invite, the still have the 10! That being said, I have 1200 friends and yet only 339 have rated my profile. A couple of those were by people that gave me below a 10! I am just CONFUSED!!
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Why Oh Why?
Why does it seem when things are going right, life has to throw you a curve ball that u totally swing and miss on? Why does love have to be so hard to understand and so hard to achieve? Why does love always pick the ones u cant actually be with? Why does life have to be so cruel? Why does it seem when you try harder things just get rougher? Why do i travel down the same road everyday and know the outcome but still do it? Why is it that i cant be happy no matter how much i just want that? Why do i even bother to try when it ends up leaving nothing but a taste of bitterness in my mouth? Why cant i just close my eyes and take the pain away? Why cant i just wish myself cured from this misery? Why do things always backfire when i thought i had them all planned out? Why cant someone just tell me the secret to life so i can avoid all these twists and turns that leave me sick beyond words?
so.. I have nothing to say. I just wanted to be cool and do a blog. Probably won't do anymore, but NOW I can say "I've blogged!"... who's cooler than me right now? (besides everyone!?)
People Need To Grow Up!
Look i joined LC cause this was a cool place. I have really enjoyed being on here and have met alot of awesome people. But lately people have been pulling out the childish card. Gimmie a break this is an adult site. Some people really need to start acting like adults and stop being childish. I am getting sick and tired of the games. Either people need to start growing up or I am going to leave LC. And to whoever it was that gave my yahoo out you canjump out a plane with out a parachute. Thats hitting low. and I know who did it. not like i can't do the same. but you know what i guess thats what makes me a better person. So you can tell your people to stop harrasing me. It really is pathetic. Like i said if this crap doesn't stop i am out. I have a real life outside the computer and don't need the stupid drama from here.
~*~Tag ~*~ Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Well here we go... 1. Growing up i felt left out ,,,you know the black sheep . I ran away a lot and have been on my own since i an 16 years old . Thought my mom and dad were the most uncool around . After growing up and opening my eyes i found i could never in a lifetime have a better mom and dad ,,,love you guys 2.When i was 18 i was a dancer ,,,yup a toppless dancer . Made loads of money . Was not one of the nasty dancers b/c i was always a real lady. Did a lot of partying with the cash and was real messed up for awhile . It took me to see a friend almost die from the drugs to know i was worth more then that . I just up and
Hate Me
Mother: Hi Justin! This is your mother it is 2:33 on Monday afternoon. I was just calling to see how you were doing. You sounded really uptight last night, it made me a little nervous, and a little, well it made me nervous, but it sounded like you were nervous too. I just want to make sure you are really okay and wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication too. You know I love ya. Take care honey, I know you're under a lot of pressure. See ya. Bye Bye! (1) I have to block out thoughts of you, so i don't loose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you, Will you never call again? And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face And will you never try to reach me, it is I that wanted this Hate me today
Yay Again
So I went for the second interview today for that job, and I nailed it!! It was awesome!!! I was so nervous, but now I just cant wait to start
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Sean Veirauch
tomorrow will be the two year annivarsary of his death and right now writing this i am still wondering why , how this could happen and why two of his supposedly best friends could leave him like that. i wish that i could go to his grave tomorrow but i am two and a half hours away from it so now all i can do is pray to him that he is alright
I am always there but never seen In plain sight yet never seen What am I? Now who can answer this riddle?
If You Want To
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Alcohol Warnings
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
Back Home
well i just got home from filming my first episode of the t.v. show overhaulin'. well let me tell you i have put so many damn hours in on the build it was crazy. now the episode has finished filming i can tell you who it was for and what it is. if you're into drag racing you will know what he just accomplished this weekend. he is 14x champ john force. it was his 1956 f-500 special needs bus. man does it look amazing. i can't really tel many details about it. but i can tell you it will air in mid december. and it'll be worth watching
The Game
twisted game heart aflame make all vison blur say the word pray that its heard shiver thoughout the night frightfully real one can hardly deal take away the truth single chance couple's dance do you really dare the worlds a stage everyone filled with rage emotions based on lies single dropped tear blood tainted with fear do you dare to play?
The Crazy World Of Ct
I’m tired... I came here just out of boredom, I’m lonely, and I just like to chat. I must say that I’m extremely flattered of all the compliments that I receive here on the site, but they are not really why I’m here. It’s mostly just to have some fun and meet people as a person. I’m not trying to hook up with anyone. I’m not exactly sure of what I want for my life right now. I’m tired of looking at women and judging if they would be right for me or not, and it seems that you have to do an awful lot of talking to get to that point. Which leads them on and then I become the asshole that hurt their feelings. I know women are not trading cards, and yes it does bother me a lot that i have hurt some of thier feelings. Just sending some alone time... The past few days I have been bottling up and keeping to myself for some me time. I have been feeling like I need some me time. Just so all women know... When you come to me and request to be on my friends list I acknowledge you as a pe
The Art Of Massage
I call this an art cause in all actuality it is. The definition of art is: The conscious production or arrangement of sounds, colors, forms, movements, or other elements in a manner that affects the sense of beauty, specifically the production of the beautiful in a graphic or plastic medium. This is what I once did. I took what was within in and brought it out in a stream of movements that made one of the most beautiful things in this world, the relaxation of both mind and body within a person. I have been trained with the proper movements to massage. I have been taught a technique to build upon. I learned all about the physical aspects of the body. I know how the blood flows, how our food fuels us, how we deal with waste. All these things can be taught. Just like one can be taught how to hold a paint brush, what colors make what colors when combined. Does knowing this make a person an artist? No its taking all this combining it with what is inside of you, with your soul. This ma
Please Show Her Some Love
Cake Or Bed?
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Love And Life
This just made sense. The consequences of life and love "Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe when the door of happiness closed, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. maybe the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. Maybe it is true that we don't know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart: but if it does not, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, and hour to like someon
i search my soul for words but the page stays empy its light outside but i can't see my soul is dark i am alone you are the only one that cares but i am so far gone and i see the pain in your eyes but i cannot feel i have been searchin for something something real something to feel but my quest is futile how can i search for something that i cannot do feel it used to be so easy not to feel i have gotten away with it for so long but its not enough anymore i want to feel i want to be held but for some reason it can't be you it hurts me to know that i hurt you but if i am not in the right mind i cannot be there like that and im not saying i don't want to or that its weird but let me come to you lately i have been around but very distant and i know how you feel but i am incapable of feeling anything toward anyone even in a crowd i feel alone and i don't know how to make it better so don't be mad don't feel bad just be arou
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)-- Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male
Competition Results
Thank you to everyone who gave me their support for my competition. Well, overall in the drug-free competition, I ended up 5th. They figured this on ratios of how much the person weighs compared to what they lifted. I squatted 578, benched 385, and deadlifted 523... all personal records for me in competition. I weighed in at 162.25lbs. Overall out of everyone in my weight class, I had the best total. It was good meet, and I'll be competing again in the spring at National's to try and qualify for the World's. Thanks again. :)
This Is So True
***Your Birthdate: February 25*** Calm and understated, you struggle to express your love with words. Over time, your partner learns to recognize your passion by the actions you take. You're good at wooing someone slowly, without them even realizing it! Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 2 You are most compatible with people born on the 7th, 16th, and 25th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
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New Rider Christmas Skin
I have created a new skin using this background. It is called: RiderXmas1 All riders feel free to rip it. Merry Christmas! Music Video:HAPPY CHRISTMAS (by John Lennon)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Under The Mistletoe
here is tale for lovers, about how I met mine. i met her at an office party standing in line. we were pulling names from a hat for gifts to exchange on a scale from one to ten, she exceeded that range. she was perfect in every way from her head to her feet. she wore a radiant evening gown, and her perfume smelled sweet. i was very surprised and very shocked to see. she noticed me notice her, and she was coming for me. i asked her for dance, and as we walked to the floor. i knew in my heart she was I longed for. when we stopped to applaud the band for a wonderful show. i kissed her and she kissed me, under the mistletoe. i love this time a year when a sprig from a vine, can generate something so wonderful from someone so fine. we walked to the window to see the new fallen snow, that was the night i fell in love, under the mistletoe.
Two Foolish Lovers
both feel the same happy near each other yet sad at the same time two lovers dreams shattered by two years time, if they could only realize two years is no great distance, they could be happy together
Add Me As Family To See Me With My Friends
theres no nudes, just good times. gonna upload lots more pictures very soon.
Change The Word
My friends, the time has come to take action on an issue that has been on my mind for quite some time. We, as English speaking people, have been oppressed for so long by the so-called "rules" of pluralization. As you know, the plural of testicle is testes. This is a travesty!!! I propose that we petition Webster to change the official plural to testicles. People often use the word incorrectly so the change would not be a difficult one. Besides, the comedic value of the word is increased 190% with the change. Don't let this issue go unnoticed. While Webster sits in his tower, eating his fancy Kraft dinners, we will be toiling away against the tyranny of modern language. Please, add your name and pass the link along to others. 1. Mike Ellison
Ever wonder why? What it's like to die? All I wanted was to laugh... with you, All I wanted was to love... with you, It's a sick world out there, Better run and hide! Watch the 'gear shifter' and the body, Six speeds and his body hits the floor. Just wanted a song and a pyre, "You won't get it! Toss the body in the ditch!" Stick a shovel in my throat, "Here's your epitaph: You're a worthless sonofabitch!" Ever wonder why? What's it like to die? I wanted to hold on... with you. I wanted to sleep... with you. Have you got it in you to gloat? "Why am I muddy?" "Get back in that ditch!" Stuck a shovel in my throat. "Here's your epitaph: You're a worthless sonofabitch!" Ever wonder why? What's it like to die? Just wanted to laugh... with you. Just wanted to love... with you. Just some music and a fire, I'll never get it. Here's what's for me: "Toss him in the ditch..." Drive that shovel in my throat. "Here's your epitap
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Things Not To Say During Sex....
My Man
Never Say I love you if its not really there, Never talk about feelings if you dont really care, Never hold my hand if your going to break my heart, Never say your gonna if you dont plan to start, Never look into my eyes if all your going to do is lie, Never say hello if you really mean goodbye, If you really mean forever Then please say youll try, Never say forever cause forever makes me cry.
My Frist Porn
she walkin like she own the shit. looks him up an she was about to eat him a live. an if she did't just eat she would have.he said "how much" she said what do u wont. he said every thing.she said $5,000 cach.she had this little black bag. it had a nummber on it 666.she tell's him to close his eye's he does what she told him when your mother told you to do so . she demand's him to turn around he does. an she pull's down he's pant's as she tell's him to she grabe's he in a grip so tight that he jump's a litte. she wisper's in he's ear are a flamer are you my bitch.he smile's like he just stold some thing.she tell him to put on some lip stick. then he does with the speed of a crack head on welfar day. she spin him around tell's him to get on he's back. he does she step's on he's face with 9inch stlatos' you fucking fag do u wont to get fuck. do u wont me to fuck u like the frist day in sing sing.He bag's her YES YES O GOD YES. she tell's him that god has nothing to do
A Fat Hen
A fat hen A fat hen, a couple of ducks A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas, eight egotistical ecologists evaluating the earths expectancy A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailin
ok who's drinking i hate drinking alone who wants to get drunk and naked come on hahaahhh oh my wife better answer this one hahaha she is a mean ass but i love her to death
Finally Back To Work, For Now.
Well today I finally got back to work. It's only been two weeks! January always sucks in the flooring biz. I've even resorted to putting in "cold" bids on jobs I've seen posted on Craigslist. Next year I gotta plan better. I wouldn't say my bank account is empty but it's not like I'm going to be able to take off to the French Riviera anytime soon either. Wah, wah, wah. Seems like all I ever do on this blog is bitch. Everybody must think I'm a miserable prick. I'm really not though. I guess it's just easier to whine about what's wrong than it is to appreciate everything that's good. I'm gonna have to work on that. I guess I'll end with an oldy but a goody tonight. You can never go wrong with the Marine Corps motto. Semper Fidelis Jon
Another Random Poem
Tainting everything with my touch You’re the figment of misconceptions Lost the elusive calm inside The veil drops to the ground Alone we’re nothing Can’t ease the pain I put us through Severing the nerve Can’t see I need anything A twisted passion Whips and leather are all you bring Non-motion sickness Static is the only sound
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I know you are all getting sick of all these contest! But just one more! hehe
want to. cat is meowing to get in. room is too hot. boyfriend is snoring. grrrrrr tomorrow already sucks.
I’m The One
There’s not a part of your body that I’m not willing to explore. There’s not a line I won’t cross once we’re behind closed doors. Tell me your deepest desires and your darkest fantasies. I’ll fulfill every one of them, because I aim to please. Some of the things I know I will like, others I may not enjoy. I’m willing to try anything once, consider me your sexual toy. I’ll do anything with a woman, there are no limitations. You want to try something new, send me an invitation. Don’t expect me to read your mind, don’t expect me to know. Let me know ahead of time, just how far you want to go. Don’t be afraid to get kinky; don’t think you can go too far. Tell me what turns you on; I want to know what those things are. You may wonder why I am telling you this, wonder what’s in it for me. When you remember the time of your life, I’m the person you’ll see. I’m not looking for love or ever lasting devotion. Let’s just enjoy ourselves, when our bodie
Happy Valentine's Day
happy valentine to you all as friends and fans and families especially my wife is in icu... love u all....muahh...
> 2007 Tax Code > > The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is > due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, > 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% > of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and > they are both nuts. > > HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will now be taxed > according to size. > > The brackets are as follows: > > 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00 > 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00 > 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00 > > Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. > > Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.
To My Angles!
Where did I go wrong? Today I didn't understand. You were here but only and hour and you touched me so much. I'm not sure why you truley passed. It hurt so muchto know you were gone. They said if you would have come a couple weeks later you would be here with us. I don't understand. My heart hurts so much but I don't know what to do. I was so happey when we got passed the milestone! But now I am even more scared to try another time, only to be let down again. I don't think I could go through that again. Of course there's your brother too. Where did I go wrong with him. I don't seem to get it. He was almost just perfect. I miss him so. I don't know how I go on without the two of you. I guess I have to live with the fact that I don't have you and that I have your sister and older brother to take care of. Don't get me wrong I love tehm as much as I love you two. Your dad love you too. If it wasn't for your dad, I don't know where I'd be right now. One day I will see you and Odin again
Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of a Valium prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
A guy cut in front of my wife Sarah 1/29/07 totaling her car, & cracking her sternum from top to bottom, air bag didn’t open (glad-would of broke her glasses & cut her face up) so she suffered seat belt trauma. 1 week after Sarah, I was driving the rental PT Cruser when it was starting to snow heavily, & a guy cut in front of me on 59 by Pontiac lake rd, sped up than hit his brakes. So I taped my brakes & slid, let up & angled into the stretch parking lot of Pontiac lake motel & the party store on the corner. it would of worked perfect, except I hit a piece of broken curb & a rock, throwing my direction off from angled runway to right turn into cut off telephone post barrier fronted by big rocks. Rock knocked an 8" across chunk out of the oil pan, we know it was the pan because the drain plug was in the center of it, & I stopped with a pole logged behind the front clip up against the front axel, so when I backed it up off the rock it tore the whole front clip off!!! Didn
My Love List Ty To These Great Friends
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All My Friends
Mmmm Today i have woken after a wonderful nights sleep..And wonderful dreams, The sun is shining and it's a beautiful day . Ive woken with such a new out look on life .. Ive decided that im not that bad a looking woman , a bit curvy in places . But all the better to hold.. And i enjoy life to the full..So instead of looking for love , im going to wait for it to find me .. And enjoy what i have at the moment... x
Going Around
Whats up cherries...just sitting here recovering from the flu that has been going around...anyone wanna keep me company right now...i cant sleep and im popping pills to get better russ From my sick bed Funny Myspace CommentsBored As Hell? - Click Here
Aint 4 Got!!!!!!!!!!
sorry........i really luv yall-my fans,my friends,my workn on raten ur pics,stashs & out there tryn 2 have sum'n..........but ill never 4 get ya snowflake(?).....yall send her sum real luv....shes dealn w/........just send ur spirits & angles 2 protect-------thank u:::JUICE
Thought For The Day
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
Sad News
on the 20 th of this month my son was hit by a car and now has 2 skull fracturs and a broak neck please pray for us as we go down this long road... Courtesy of I so believe in angels and the lord above after this week.He may have gave us all a wake up call but i am blessed that he didnt take my son away.He kept him here on earth.Please continue to pray for us as we go down this road of recovery as he heals.Ty everyone for your support and your prayers.. god bless.... Courtesy of
Would You?
If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, Would you come? If I had one day left,to live my life, Would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours?
IF] If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you But make allowance for their doubting too, If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream--and not make dreams your master, If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve
The Darkness
If only it were so simple, to cruise through life smelling roses; but the obstacles blacken the countryside, and we unwittingly crush them beneath our boots. Dreams sustain us through the madness; goals give a finish line to our race. Yet they change with every turn, around every wall, and remain elusive throughout the quest. Mistakes are made, and regrets are our luggage; we will drag them with us to slow us down. The victories are flashes of light, sudden and unlasting, which allow us to glimpse the road ahead before darkness descends. Love is bitter, yet it is the bread that keeps us. Over and over it fills us up, only to starve us. The people whom we love shape our destinies and give us our strengths, yet leave us cold and alone in the darkness. There are others trying to race to the end; occasionally, we bump into one or two. The bonds we form help us down the path less lonely but eventually, we lose each other in the darkness. Alone is
My Son Chris
Thoughts And Prayers
I offer my thoughts and prayers to the students, the professors, and the families of Virginia Tech shooting.
White Females Who Date Black Men Please Take Note
First of All I want to make it clear that I am White Female who dates men and women of all races. Including white men, Shocking huh? I admit I haven't dated a white male in a minute, but when I was out Saturday night the hottest man I seen was a Caucausian. Don't fall over. That being said, I have something to say to some of the White females who think they are So Hip because they date Bruthas. !. You didn't become a Sista , because you had sex with a black man. You might wear your makeup a certain way, your hair in a certain style, even form your words in certain tone. When its all said, Gurlfriend, you are still a White Female. 2. Learning to cook Collards Greens, and Chitterlings doesn't make you black either. It's just puts you at risk for heart disease. Mind you, I run to Stang's House when her Daddy's makes greens but doesn't change the fact. My Momma makes greens, too, but she's from Kentucky and hers just taste different, LOL. I digress, Gurlfriends., cooking soulfood
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I Didnt Write It - But I Like It.
Hear ye the words of the Star Goddess; she in the dust of whose feet are the hosts of heaven, and whose body encircles the universe: "I who am the beauty of the green earth, and the white moon among the stars, and the mystery of the waters, call unto thy soul: Arise, and come unto me. For I am the soul of nature, who gives life to the universe. From Me all things proceed, and unto Me all things must return; and before My face, beloved of gods and of men, let thine innermost divine self be enfolded in the rapture of the infinite. Let My worship be within the heart that rejoices; for behold, all acts of love and pleasure are My rituals. And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. And thou who thinkest to seek Me, know that thy seeking and yearning shall avail thee not unless thou knowest the Mystery: that if that which thou seekest thou findest not within thee, thou wilt never find it without. For be
How Am I Defined In The Sexual Dictionary?
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Dreams I dream of your touch while you are away, I dream of your smile all through the day. I remember the day, You came into my life, I dream of the day I will become your wife. I dream of the day I can fall asleep next to you, I dream of the day I can say I do, To be your wife To be together for life, Is a dream I have, Everynight
Your Love Element Is Earth In love, you have consistency and integrity. For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered. You attract others with your zest for life and experiences. Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time. Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life. You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk. You connect best with: Fire Avoid: Wood You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation What Element Is Your Love?
Someone awfully appealing throws a little sweet talk your way. Go on and throw some right back. Not only will this lift your spirits, it just might open your heart. There's no harm in testing the waters, is there?
The Book
"i Don't Wanna Stop" Video Contest
Ozzy wants a video for his new single "I Don't Wanna Stop". He knows there are tons of talented fans and video directors out there that have what it takes to put it together. So that's where you come in. Ozzy and his band shot performance footage of the entire song on green screen from multiple camera angles. Footage is posted at for you to download. The director can download performance footage and then make your own video using your preferred type of video editing software. Use all of your own footage, use some of the band's, it's all up to you, just use your imagination. And remember, it's Ozzy, so make it fucking ROCK! Visit for all the contest details!
You'll Die Laughing!!!!!
If this story doesn't make you cry laughing, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off Because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her hu
Onions And Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
Got Married
hi all, i just got married to the woman i love chevy on CT am so happy i juss had to say it, thanks all of my freinds and family who attended and those who sent message,s of love thankyou those who didnt but srry you missed a great party!!! drop by the Devils playground sometimes say hi cya all
For Those About To Rock
Start off by dropping by my page !! New tracks will posted soon ... I'd like to win this months Rock365 poll, your help is very much appreciated !! ...VOTE HERE EVERY DAY ... Thank you, have an awesome day !! Dennis Paul
Getting Your Rocks Off
ARE YOU READY TO PARTY YOUR ROCKS OFF? Tonight at 9:00pm (Eastern US) we will be hosting a party in the Hot Rocks Radio Lounge. We will be giving away Prizes and rocking out to the best music around. Come meet our DJ's and the Mighty Hot Shots! This is one party you do NOT want to miss! Click the picture below to Join the Lounge!
From My Best Friend. Luv Ya
Take me away prince mike she says as she stares deeply into his eyes. I want to be happy with you forever. Mike picks princess robin up off her lovely feet, carries her into his glorious castle he built for her. Oh prince mike it’s so beautiful she’s says as she stares at it wide-eyed. Robin turns to kiss him as she begins to cry. She says with glorious tears rolling down her beautiful face you always make me so happy baby. Mike kisses her soft lips, lays her down on this gigantic soft bed, kisses her soft lovely feet and begins to massage her lovely legs making sure she feels like a goddess. Robin says as she melts away into the bed, you are truly amazing baby, he says as he stares deeply in her eyes No my goddess you are truly amazing. Kissing her lovely glorious feet and massaging her legs he asks her, would you like anything else my goddess? She says no I am completely happy, I could ask for no more from you. You make me feel like a goddess floating on a cloud. He says goddess I lo
Well I did it. I submitted one of my poems to be judged in a contest and you know what? I am in the semi-finals and a chance at some money. Yeah me! Regardless I will be a published author again - yes I was one once before with a story I wrote way back in the 6th Grade. Anyway the contest is sponsored by the International Library of Poetry and my poem "Two Souls" was the one that was chosen. It will be published in a compilation later on this year. Nice huh? Yes I am bragging but only in this post. Anyway I thought I would share that with everyone.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." --Bertrand Russell
*sexygirlblonde Saying To All*
Hey All
just to let yall know me and my bf got married this past weekend and we are very very happy
4th July
Hi Everyone, Just wanted to stop by and say hi to you all. I am sorry I am still not on here much but I hope you all understand. I know some of you know what is going on and some do not...I just need some time to sort some things out..I will stop by as often as i can and will try to reply to you all....just might take a little time. I hope you all have a safe and wonderful July 4th. As some of you already know I no longer live in Wisconsin. I now live in Mobile, Alabama so I am looking forward to seeing how the South celebrate the 4th. You all take care and stay safe feel free to email me at Hugs Tigsy
I hear the voices in my head, telling me no more days, will I dread. Close my eyes and feel no more pain, as my heart slows, and the light of day no longer remains. It is a very dark and cold feeling, as the blood stops flowing, it is my soul your steeling. Why did you let me go, my heart you crushed, No love did you show. you chose to be free, now baby youll go through life without me! By: cici34
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Notice To All
Ok everyone, if for some reason, I have accidentally pissed you off, I feel like I should be told about it, so I know what I did wrong because I'm sure if you pissed me off then you would want to be told too by me and get it worked out, so if I end up doing this on accident or whatnot just let me know either by shoutbox or private message, ok? Thanks! :-D
A Day In My Life
well to day i get a call my fav uncal had a heart attac and is in icu and one of my other uncals was cliped and found in the river my baby girl is ghoing in to suggry this week and i most likely wount be able to be there for her cuz im 2500 mile from her now and cant leve for a few days soany how just a lot of other stuff on mind as well but not for here right now
Lounge For Deejay?
Lounge for Deejay? I'm thinking of creating a lounge for myself, but I know I wouldn't be able to hang out there as much as I would like. If any of my fans and friends are interested in taking on the burden of moderating and promoting a lounge for me, please stop by my Yahoo Group to discuss it. kisses, Deejay
Sorry People
ok people i hate to say this but here goes, my computer crashed and i lost everything. so if u had an ID request im not goin to be able to do it, sorry. i lost the software and all my templates. i get my computer back tomorrow, but i wont have the ID stuff for a little while. when i get it ill post bulletins and blogs letting u know. thanx everyone and have a great day.
Need 20,000 Cmments :-)
This is the link to the pic. any time you get bored and wanna drop some comments on it for me, I sure would appreciate it.
So Yeah.... I went to a friend from works wedding this weekend. Well it was a vow renewal. It was a beautiful ceremony. Her colors were yellow and white, and while the person "officiating" over it forgot to turn the mic off when she left the hall and pointed her mistakes out for everyone, it was awesome. You can tell that after being married 5 years that they still love and care VERY deeply for one another.... While I was sitting there I kept thinking about how much I want what they have. You know, someone who wants to be with me and only me, through the good and the bad. I wonder if I'll ever find that. Don't get me wrong. I love my life where it's at. I have a "new" job with one of the Subsidiaries and have the control that I've wanted. My new boss is AWESOME even when I bug him over the simplest things. Its also fun to bug the accountant....(don't think it fair that the accountant is a cutie, but yeah) I'm the only female in the department hell i am the AP department! ha ha ha! B
If you could choose between life and death you would almost rather die, love is fun but hurts so much the price you pay is high. And so I say don't fall in love, you will get hurt before your through. You see my friend, I ought to know, I fell in love with you. Do you want to know the easiest way to fall in love? Just associate with all your pleasant experiences with someone, and disassociate from all the unpleasant ones. Love is 3/4 dream and 1/4 reality. Problems usually arise when you fall in love with the dream and not the reality. But, yet you find true love when you fall in love with both
Why is it that men seem intimidated by me? I have been single for a year and a half and only one date... what the heck... I am not ugly, Im independent, I have goals and am working towards them, I am smart, driven, so what is the problem? I just want one guy, just one guy to make an effort to want to be with me and show me what its like to be with someone special. Too much to ask?
Have you ever thought about how much jealousy is a huge problem in the world? It is the main reason for so much hatred. I know I see it all the time. And for what? There is no reason for it. I have women jealous over me thinking I am trying to steal their man. Uhm, hello, I am just a flirt and a tease, THAT'S IT. My friendship with people worth more to me then to ruin it over sex. There is only one man I have been with for almost four years now. He takes care of my needs damn good, no need for anyone else. I have men jealous of me because I know their women better then they do. Damn, take the time out of your selfish schedule, and talk to her. Actually get to know her and her needs!!!! I have a co-worker jealous because I can not only do my job, but her's too. PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!!! Might actually learn what you are doing wrong. Also, quit being so mad at the world thinking everyone is after you. Some people are actually trying to help you. Now just open your e
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Dear Submissive
Dear submissive, You have asked what it is that I, as a Dominant, would wish for, would desire, would be pleased to receive. And I believe it only appropriate to reply as honestly as I able to such a heartfelt request. I want to know you firstly as a person, someone with a mind, with thoughts, with opinions and with hopes. I want to be proud of you and your achievements, and I want to be warmed by your joy, your happiness and your passion. I want to share hopes and dreams, laughter and tears, light and darkness. At its root, I want our relationship to be fulfilling emotionally and intellectually. Without the ability to be open and honest at this level, we can never hope to be open and honest at a sexual level. I want to know you secondly as a woman, with a woman's desires, a woman's passions, a woman's vulnerability, a woman's need to be held, sheltered and affirmed. I want to know you intimately; your curves, your sensitive places, your melting point
Boss Sold And Taste Of The Danforth
So I found out last week that my boss has sold her business, the new owners take over Aug 27th. It really sucks cause I just got comfortable there, and I really like my boss. So now I'm in search of a new job. I'm gonna miss her cooking, I told her I'm gonna called her to make me food lol. A lot of my customers have offered to help me get a new job at other places where they know people. The only good thing I see about this whole thing is I get away from the 21 yr old know it all that I work with. On a good note though my boss said she's gonna open a new place somewhere else, and she wants me to go with her. I still need a job to tide me over til she opens the new restaurant. Well I probably won't be around much this weekend due to having to work the Taste of the Danforth, which is a big Greek festival we have here every year. This is the 14th Taste of the Danforth and every year gets better. We get tons of tourists for the festival. The festivals starts Aug 10 and goes st
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Neck N Neck
Wow, this contest has really been a race.... Theres been 4 lead changes in the last 3 days and 3rd has been moving up closer and closer to first and second, no doubt anyone of the top 3 can pull this off... To all who participated Thank you so much, i wish i had a Vip prize for all of you...You are all deserving and wonderful friends...Ill be handing out trophies and other party time gifts to all the final 6 competitors,i know its not what you were after but i want you all to know how great my appreciation is.... My browser has been so flooded due to all the commenting,i can barely navagate,so to my family and friends, i tell you now...You Rock!BIGTIME! I want to remind everyone that i wont be around tomorow till around midnight or so...after work im taking my kids to the Korn family values tour ...Ive made the album open to public in case anyone needs to add a friend to vote,any fans/adds or rates will be returned and im giving party time gifts to all who participate as w
Daily Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 14,2007 Today is perfect for taking care of all the little things that have added themselves to your to-do list over the past month or so. You really do have enough time and energy for most of them, so get busy! Ok likes this one actually cleaned my closet
Life In General
Today I looked back on a lot of things in life..I went to thinking when I was a kid and I didn't have to really worry about anything and all you had to do was be a kid and go to school?...I have been doing alot of thinking about when ya get old enough and you aren't Holding onto "mommy and daddy's" hand and your out on your own its hard...But I've managed to take care of myself and have my own house, a car, 2 jobs, and go to college full time and I am also a parent to my beautiful 4 year old son and now I could have another kid along the way..I put myself in my kids shoes to see from their point of view such as us as we were kids...Its weird being a parent....I have more to come..
Holy Hotties!!!
OMGosh you just have to watch this. It's so funny, but so hot! Now if I could just get those two over to my place *teehee*
"Everyone is ONE step away from stupid.....It is up to them which way they decide to step!!!"
Another Chance
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Another Year Older
AS I turn a year older, i ralize not how old I'm becoming, but how much time I have left. Last year when I turned 50, I realized that this was only the first half of my life. As I threatened my children to live to 100 just to make their lives miserable, I realize, there's not reason not to live to 100. Not to make their lives miserable but to start enjoying life as it should be. Everyone talks about saving for the "Golden Years", I don't want golden years, I want happy and fun years. We spend too much time reflecting on the the past. We can't change it. Hopefully we have learned from it. Let's move on and enjoy today and each and every day. Live life to the fullest each and every day, love to the fullest today, for tomorrow you may die...
Love 1
Is there someone out there that can truly love all of you.... do you really love all of your lover? The light or heavey snoring in the night... the nibbling on the lip when they are concentrating or concerned... the procrastination of housework.... the obsession with sporting events... To me even the little things that are obnoxious are worth finding joy in... The aggrevating way he calls a million times throught the day... the almost OCD way he likes to recycle... the way she leaves the toothpaste open... how she takes the kids to the park instead of picking up your dry cleaning... how he loses his patience and has to walk away from the kids for a minute to regain his composure, so he takes a breathe before helping with that math homework again... they way she gets all weepy when you're away and call, she misses you more than you'll ever know... So many forget to enjoy the little things that annoy as well as the good things that we love... if you're going to love and enjoy someone.
Red Dye #5
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what do you do when the 2 people you love the most are areguing/fighting and you sit there and watch it. not knowing what to do. feeling as if they are falling apart and you are split between them, when you are trying to hold them together. trying to figure out where the communication isnt meeting up, and you feel you are falling apart as well. i an at the point of going outside and screaming untill everyone stops and listens. being an empathic person has its goods and its bads but when the 2 most important people in your life are drifting away from each other it feels like a curse. i feel like i'mm 5 years old again watching my mom and dad fight and my dad leave and with him taking a part of me leaving me feeling empty lost and confused. gunna stop my rant now before i go nuts and emotions start to really fly.
Souless Individuals..
this is very disturbing..what kind of monster does this? Sacramento Investigators Say 7-Month-Old Was Killed 'Execution-Style' Just after killing a 21-year-old father during a suspected home-invasion robbery on Friday, two suspects fired a bullet into the head of the man's 7-month-old son, who was seated in a car seat, according to police. Investigators initially reported that the father, Sean Paul Aquitania, was killed after an attempted robbery, and his infant son, Sean Paul Aquitania Jr, was accidentally caught in the crossfire. But police said a more thorough investigation this weekend determined that the son was killed execution-style in the car seat of his dad's Chevrolet Malibu. Authorities are still searching for the gunmen in that case.
A Very Heavy Fractured Heart
An Attempt
What words can I say that have not already been spoken? What paths can I walk that have not already been worn down by feet surer than mine? What monuments can I build that were not already built and demolished or long ago forgotten? What new and original and pure and true thing can I offer in this world of repetition and fallaciousness? What do I have to give, and who will be the one to say to me, "I want that" and hold thier hands out for me to fill? I sat on the fence and I let both yards of grass grow equal alongside of me. But then nails and boards came loose and I was tossed to one side and while they had looked equal, when I landed I looked up and found myself in a barren field. There were no blades of grass, no harvest this year and I felt it like a slap in the face or a punch in the stomach. I tried to make an offering. I even had my head bowed and my hands clasped and I said, "Take." But this sort of thing is really give and take isn't it? Scratch my back and I w
~ This Is America ~
This is America....Dammitt!!! Current mood: frustrated Category: Sick &Tired ~~ Writing and Poetry ..> ..> I usually try really hard to hold stuff in and not advertise certains peeves of mine...but I just want to know...Am I the only one out there who misses....ENGLISH?????? my sister had an appointed yesterday at Owasso.....we are not familiar with the area and was already running a little we come upon some road workers....OK...mind you...COUNTY road workers.working on a new hiway that ""' American Tax Payers """" pay for....right???? RIGHT!!!! All we see are immigrants....that is all....we pull up to one of them and kindly ask if he knows where this office is.....hmmppp......No speaka one down the road...same thing....We end up at a gas station where a very kind man who speaks English gives us the right directions...Thank you sir!!! My gripe....OK....I know these PPl work for nothing....They all bundle up and get one
" If " My Feelings & My Thoughts
IF , I had One Wish , It would be in Your Arms.It would be to Hold You , And to take all Your worries and all Your fears away.If I could , I would Protect You , Stand By You .If I could , I would Hold You and tell you All will Be Fine. If I could , I would tell , You that You Are All That matters to Me , and I'm Not Ever leavin Your Side. And We are going to be As One Forever , As We said Today And in Our Lounge . You are My Soul,Mind , Heart , My Everything. You hurt , I hurt , you have alot on your mind , And I feel all that You feel , I so Do every Ounce Of My Being , every breath , Itake , I feel You. God , I so Feel You Touchin me , Breathin on me , Lookin at me . Holdin me , Hearin Your voice, Sayin My babyDoll. Wrote By Cherie Aka Witchesbrew Sept 20 , 07
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside, and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afterrnoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!' The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the fa
******UPDATE******* When I first posted this blog I had a song and lyrics on here. But now I'm bitter and I no longer believe that people actually care for eachother in this way. I think the way we all treat eachother now days is disgusting. It seems as though we only care about ourselves. It's like when we look at a potential relationship, partner, etc. all we think about is how we can benefit from this person or situation, what we will gain from being in this situation. It's not even about love anymore. Divorce is a good example of this. Years ago divorce wasn't even an option. Now people don't even think twice about leaving their partner. This is your PARTNER, your PARTNER IN LIFE! This is supposed to be your best friend, but you can drop them like a bad habit as soon as things aren't "fun" anymore?! Of course this isn't the only reason for divorce, other reasons include infidelity, abuse, etc. But again, This is supposed to be your best friend, why would you cheat or abuse yo
When I Grow Up......
The other day I was sitting around and got to thinking, "what do i want to be when i grow up". i sat there for a few minuets and realized exactly what i want to be. I want to be like my Ma'am (Lady Twisted Karma) She is one of the most wonderful people who have blessed my life. She is a very strong, beautiful,spiritual, caring, intelligent woman. She is always there for me, and anyone who asks for help. She has an answer for just about everything, and if she doesn't She will reference you to a book which will answer your question. I look up to Her in everything she does. She has showed me life can be hard, but tomorrow is another day to be happy. i honestly don't know what i would do with out Her. my role model and who i look up to in all aspects of life, one of the people i love the most and couldn't fathom life with out, is my Ma'am. ~Lady Twisted Karma~@ fubar
To all my friends, On Saturday morning, at 11:30am, October 6th, we lost our beloved mother. I am terribly sorry I have not been on as of late, but my brother and I, night and day, were trying to make a great lady as commfortable as possible in her final days. She left us in no pain and as comfortable as one could be. She now joins her Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ in a better place. Believe me, shes with him. My brother and I have found much comfort in that. I want to thanks everyone who truly knew the situation and was truly there for me night and day. God bless all of you. If you like, email me at and I will forward you the obituary. Please keep us in your prayers and again, many, many heartfelt thenks.-Chris Mullins and family
My Tag
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Reason, Season Or Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. The
Check Him Out
want to thank Dark Prince..My Fubar Woman is Dark Princess Lillith..Enter at your own RISK..he got me a blast...check him out hes a great guy good friend.....
penn state go two lose too day bc they suck nt go too win
first off i would like to start with the fact that i have been on here for over a year now, thanks to a friend of mine. however, i put the fubar stuff away, and stayed with yahoo, i had a busy year an could barely keep up with that!!! now that im back, i have to say i have met some very interesting people and a couple great ones as well. i still havent figured out all this stuff yet.....however i have figured out that some people need to keep their clothes on an im not one of them! infact, im thinking some shouldnt even have pics if you ask me....oh btw did i tell you all yet, that im very honest an say what i think pretty much all the time? LOL so if you cant handle that, you may not want to read my blogs or be my friend for that matter. the ones that can handle it, stick around, it could get interesting! peace an love
The Vampire & The Cowboy
Vampire Vaquero, The Vampire & The Cowboy A Humorous Vampire Cowboy Story He had ridden so far, so long, that Jack's thighs still smelled of smoked leather from the saddle that sat astride his twenty-year old mare, Ladonya. And the horse wasn't happy about the extended ride. She had been blowing through her nostrils at him for the last ten minutes, the last gust a gnat's ass from Jack's ear. Jack ripped off his worn out, 10-gallon hat and gave Ladonya a swat. "That's enough of yore protesting, panting and prodding, you old nag, you!" He paused to compress his lips into a nasty gnarl, then continued at the somewhat shocked Ladonya, "I knowed yore too ancient for riding hell bent for leather! I am, too!" Jack paused to put a plug of sweet apple tobacco between his leathered cheek and gum as the horse continued to grumble, now that she was over her initial shock. He eyed her, then continued with a cocked head, wanting to keep his distance from the temperamental beast.
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I am in LOVE with the most perfect man ever. He is absolutly amazing. No matter what happens with our relationship I will always love him. I honestly have never felt this way for anyone. When we argue/fight, we can never stay mad at each other. He also tries his hardest NOT to yell at me, but has a couple of times. I will admit I deserved it. People say girls never deserve being yelled at or hit, but I believe if you've messed up the ways I have then you deserve to be yelled at. Also, no matter how jealous I get, he may get upset with me, but not mad at me. The way he makes me laugh and smile at times that I am down is just great. No one has ever done that. The cute pictures/comments/messages he sends me just make me light up too. The one person who means the most to me in the world is my daughter and I've noticed that she means the world to him too. The way he gets upset if he does NOT get to say goodnight to my daughter and tell her that he loves her, brings a tear to my eye. J
The Husband Store
> > THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM?? > > > > WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!! A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!! You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!!! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband... On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good
3 Women In A Suana
Just A Poem
Terrors by Katrina Wren Nightmares keep my mind awake Horror scenes behind my eyes Loud screams fill my ears Can't breath, can't move, cold as ice Where do they come from? Why are they here? What is it about me? Why all the fear? Can't seem to shake it NO matter how hard I try What are they after? Is it me they want? Someone please help me! I cry out to thin air No one answers because no one's there All alone I shall fight To keep my sanity In this plight
Crazy Site
this site is crazy I am addicted to it soo much fun and cool awesome people pon it please folks dont be a stranger keep the comments and luv coming I will return the favor much luv
In every change that you experience in life, there will be times when you'll wonder if you can endure. But you'll learn that facing each difficulty one by one isn't so hard. It's when you don't deal with a situation that it sometimes comes back to confront you again. Changes are sometimes very painful, but they teach us that we can endure and that we can become stronger. Everything that comes into your life has a purpose, but the outcome is in your hands by the action you take. Be wise with your life, be willing to endure, and always be willing to face life's challenges.
What American Accent Do You Have?
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The South That's a Southern accent you've got there. You may love it, you may hate it, you may swear you don't have it, but whatever the case, we can hear it.The Midland The Inland North Philadelphia The Northeast The West North Central Boston&nbs
A Slave For Her Lover ( Part 2)
He grabbed her hair and pulled her to her feet , she winced at the pain but did not cry out . The force he was using was actually very stimulating . He again reached for the riding crop and told her to bend over the bed. He told her that she is free to leave at any time she would like or stop what is happening by saying the word “ bad “ . She compliantly bent over the bed and he brought the crop across her ass leaving a red welt where it had landed . He took his big hand and rubbed her ass and told her that after every strike with the crop he was going to rub the sting in . She was growing wetter with every strike of the crop and every rub of his hand. His finger slipped into her very wet pussy and she moaned with desire. He fingered her until she was on the verge of orgasm and removed his finger . She was left feeling aroused and pissed off at the same time. He told her that when she orgasmed that it would be when he wanted her to not when she wanted to! He then led her over to a l
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I need to escape; break away from this hell My incubus has me under his spell Enslaved by what’s pure, sophisticated, and refined How can my life be so intertwined There has to be more than all that I am A life of a lady I’m forever condemned To scream out in frustration, or pain, even pleasure Is forbidden for someone whose virtue is treasured I have the desire to be eternally here I hope that my memory will persevere Immortality is something that few can obtain It’s not for the shy timid mentally sane Will ever I be what I am in my mind? Will I ever break free of the pure and refined? I have failed no matter whom I chose to be So I will sit back and wonder, who is the real me?
Problem No Longer Exists
Hello all! Just a little update on this previous blog entry. The problem no longer exists. I no longer work for that company and that supervisor. I posted this blog 11/8. 11/9 the supervisor let me go. Now ain't that irony. Oh well Goddes/God know what she/he are doing. I had been struggling with that particular business for about 3 weeks or so. I had made the decision that if something drastic didn't happen and a huge turnaround was made by the end of the month it was going to be me walking out the door. I guess it was time to walk out the door sooner. So I'm out in the job market again! I wouldn't even be looking if we didn't need the money. I'm perfectly happy being an at home mom. Unfortunately hubby's income is not big enough to keep all debts paid and do all the remodeling we need to do or buy a new house. So that's the way of it. I hope you all are having a great week! Shalai
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The Sadness Of My Life
There is a time, when everything slows down And you watch yourself with agonizing calmness All your actions all your thoughts, Experienced in a split second that lasts forever When all your pain, all your joy in life, comes to you. And you realize how shallow and deep life is. The memories you once thought forgotten stab your heart with its unmerciful truth Blinded by its touch, you finally recognize who you really are. The mistakes youve made,the love gained and lost were nothing compared to the emptiness you feel that every choice made, you become more alone No family no friends. Just a creeping sadness filling the void inside of you, waiting for its moment to take you down with viral life claiming another person. In that moment time slows down, that entropy you call life no longer exists just an empty shell to be discarded.
Naughty Story
I come over to your place to hang out, I knocked on the door and no answer I look in the driveway to make sure your car was there it was. I knocked again but still no answer I tried the door it was unlocked i walked in. I called out your name still no answer I walked room to room as I got closer to the bedroom I can hear the shower running in the bathroom. I opened the door, walked in and slowly stripped my clothes off I can see that you are in the shower so I quietly stepped int the shower with ya, I pressed my body against your back wrapping my arms around you I began kissing your neck working my hands up and down your body. The shower water running down over our bodies,I grab a hold of your hard cock start to stroke it, a moan escapes your mouth i pull away and you turn around facing me, you grabbed a hold of the soap lathered your hands with a kiss you turn me around pulled me up against you. With one hand you run it up and down my arm and around my waist the other begins to ca
Hey Everyone
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Please Read This If You Care About Me Atall
Hello My Angels, hope everyone is well today? I know I owe you all an explanation as to me medical issues and the truth is I have 2 many messages to resond to, so I thought I'd just try this and hope you all see it. truth is my liver is not regenerating right and thEY SAY they may have founD something on my pancreas so I'm trying to prepare 4 the worst ya know, but I'm a firm believer, ONLY GOD KNOWS WHEN AND WHERE(*_*) SO WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES, I LOVE YOU MY ANGELS, FOREVER&ALWAYS(*_*)
Good morning. Today the place I work holds its christmas party.. I think it is a great thing for all the residents at the apt complex, where I work at. we have pork roast, ham, beans, salads, potatos, rolls, well you get the picture. It is SO SO nice to see a big corperation still give freely to the residents. With out them there would be no complex. just so you know we serve enough meals for 800 families. merry christmas be back on friday
So Ummm Yeah......
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Feelings of despair, Feelings that u don't care Feelings of being broken, Feelings of words not spoken Feelings of you are always true, Feelings of being with you Feelings of being incomplete, Feelings that we will never meet
Merry Christmas
On the way home last night, I was listening to the radio when a newscaster called his little 91 year old granny to talk to her about the 'Holidays'. He mentioned that he had noticed that Christmas has become so 'politically correct' that no mention of Christmas is made by most retailers, we now wish People 'Happy Holidays.' His granny said she missed the Old Fashioned Christmas when everyone wished each other 'Merry Christmas'. I thought about it and this year I will be making a conscious effort to wish everyone Merry way of saying that I am celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. So I'm asking my email buddies, if you agree with me, to please do the same. And if you'll pass this on to your email buddies, and so on...maybe we can prevent one more treasured tradition from being lost in the sea of "Political Correctness." God Bless and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
My Birthday Present
my gf just said i can have a threesome for my birthday. problem is we have no idea who to ask. if there is anyone that would love to be my b-day present. plz don't be shy and let me know.
To Short
i lost a grandfather 2 yrs ago on NYE with cancer n now i have a grandmother who is not going to make it another month!! neither one of them smoked and yea they use to drink a lil, but nothing horrible. i on the other hand, smoke n drink. i am not sayin my day wont come, but why do they have to be taken by summin tht never should have affected them? i kno there isnt a "real answer" to tht, i am just venting. i feel i should trade places with my grandmother, let her live some more. i kno others will say, but she has lived a good life, THTS MY POINT!! WHY TAKE IT AWAY NOW? any way i am going to stop b4 i write a novel.
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A Pretty Song
Mad World by Tears For Fears All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere And their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tommorow, no tommorow And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you 'Cos I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very Mad World Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Made to feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me
New Contest!!
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Life is easy Life is hard Life is confusing until you die Life is one Life is twice Life is three times before you die Life is give to you once enjoy it
Happy New Year
Happy New Year to all my fubuddies...I hope you all have a happy and safe 2008 and all your dreams come true... LOVE you all!!!
We Fight!!!
For all the free people that still protest, you're welcome. We protect you and you are protected by the best. Your voice is strong and loud, but who will fight for you? No one standing in your crowd. We are your fathers, wives, brothers, sisters, son and daugther, wearing the boots and carrying the guns. We are the ones that leave all we own, to make sure your future is carved in stone. We are the ones who fight and die. We might not be able to save the world, well at least we try. We walked the paths to where we are at and we want no choice other than that. So when you rally your group to complain, take a look in the back of your brain. In order for that flag you love to fly, wars must be fought and young men must die. We came here to fight for the we hold dear, if that's not respected, we would rather stay here. So please stop yelling and put down your signs, and pray for those behind enemy lines. When the conflict is over and all is well, be thankful t
How To Be A "real Man" And Trigger Attraction In Women
How To Be A "Real Man" And Trigger Attraction In Women >If you'd like to look at all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to attract, approach, and meet women, then take a few minutes and check THIS out: Double Your Dating Catalog >>>QUESTION: Hi Mate... From the Land Downunder... I think we'll just call you "Son of Croc Dundee." Here's an interesting observation, a success story and a question. The observation. In the late eighties/ early nineties at the height of the feminist "revolution" in Oz there was a constant refrain from women ... "Where have all the men gone?" It was in the media, and women spoke about this 'ailment' continually. Well the short answer to this question is that they (the women) had neutered them (the men) ... or rather the men had allowed themselves to be neutered. What you're doing here is important. Single handed you're giving men back their self respect. The success story. I ran a versio
i dont even know where to begin im so madd rite now at everything and everyone my sisters cancer is back n they give her about 4 months the chemo only got rid of about 10% of the cancer in her body shes fucking 19 n she got married the 31st thats fucking bs man if anyone should b dieing it should b me my grandfather died the same day my sister got married he died in the morning she got married at night its almost fitting 4 fucking months....... how can u die 4 fucking months after getting married........and she fucking 19..... doing this shit for over a year we were all so happy thought it was all over then.......WHAM her fucking lungs r filled with the shit again im mad at the doc for not finding i in time im mad at her for not going to thte doc more im mad at god for doing this im just fucking pissed she is my best friend i love her soooooo much how can someone say shes not going to b able to gradguate highschool or go to collage or start a family the things shes wanted all her life
01-07-08 (joy)
(joy to the world) Sometimes when your sick, It feels like your never get over it ... Then other times - You can feel like death warmed over one day, Then the next day its like, like ... BAM! You're all better? I guess I'm 'all right' with the world again ... Feelin' good and at peace I dont know what got me all hippy today? But hey, I'm breathing threw my nose & have a bounce in my step - so I wont knock it! Well, so I hope this finds you all "Joyful" I'll just go on my way and hopefully The next time we meet, we are all hippy ... err - umm - I mean HAPPY? Dont I? So - Today's comment ... Whacha think? Sometimes I think a lot can be said ... without saying a word! So YOU tell me ... What did my original Monday Greet Say to you?
Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him . I thought about that smile then I realized its worth, A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth. So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! Yahoo! Mash Comments @
Playpen Auction
Can You Help Me Please
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Nasty Sex Poem
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Shian Date: 15 Jan 2008, 15:49 Body: Roses are redLemons are sourOpen ur legs and give me an hourKissing Is A HabitFucking Is A GameGuys Get All The PleasureGirls Get All The Pain10 Minutes Of Pleasure9 Months Of Pain3 Days In The HospitalA Baby Without A NameThe Baby Is A BastardThe Mother Is A WhoreThis Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!Sex is like mathYou subtract the clothesAdd the bedDivide the legsAnd Pray to godYou dont multiplyRoses are redGrass is greenOpen your legsAnd I'll fill you with creamHickory dickory dockThis bitch was suckin my cockThe clock struck twoI dumped my gooAnd dumped her to the end of the blockSex is goodSex is fineDoggy Style & 69Just for funOr gettin paidEveryone likes gettin laidSex is evilSex is a sinSins are forgivenSo stick it in!!!u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!roses are niceviolets are fine.ill be the sixif you be the nine.Repost this as
A Poem That Means More Then It Seems
Snowcaped Mountains ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cool, clean, crisp air, Never before seen, a sight so fair. Reaching out to touch the star, Forgeting all things, such as a computer or car. ~ Trying to imagine how everything came to be, The wonderful feeling of being care free. Calling out to the unknown name, Loosing any trace of shame. ~ Whispering wind of a tree near by. Nothing missing, free to fly. Jobs being done by animals below, Shooting stars create quite a show. ~ A tear falling down, showing nothing but pride, Looking farther shows nothing to hide. A leaf falling down, the color of lime, A love only found once apon a time. By: Emily D. LeMay Comment | Copy This
Engagment Announcement
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k i have a question i am in a relationship with tiana and i have another hot girl i am really interested in should i tell her or should i stay with the one im with could you guys help me out?plzzzzzzzzzz
Please Help Find This Man!
If you're reading this.... PLEASE just take a second to read the news report and look at the pictures to see if you have seen this man. He's in connection with a 3 month olds death which authorities found on the side of the road after being thrown from a car. I'm posting with this the bulletin the mother of the 3 month old had written pleading for help to find this man. There is a link to the news report and a link to see a picture of the man authorities are looking for. PLEASE TAKE A SECOND TO LOOK AT THIS thank you also here is the link to the mother's page just in case you can provide her with any information ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewher
A dream of love lost, the broken soul the cost, hurt and pain abound, crying the only sound, love has fled from my life, nothing left but grief and strife, such is the way it is....

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