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Words Of Wisdom.........
...Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone. ...Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view. ...Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it. ...Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f**king thing in the first place, you fat b*stard. ...Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in. ...Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cake again. ...An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexp
Me In A Nut Shell Ne More
THIS IS WHERE I LIVE I must have dreamed a thousand dreams Been haunted by a million screams But I can hear the marching feet They're moving into the street Now, did you read the news today? They say the danger has gone away But I can see the fire's still alight They're burning into the night There's too many men, too many people Making too many problems And there's not much love to go around Can't you see this is a land of confusion? This is the world we live in And these are the hands we're given Use them and let's start trying To make it a place worth living in Oh, superman, where are you now? When everything's gone wrong somehow? The men of steel, these men of power Are losing control by the hour This is the time, this is the place So we look for the future But there's not much love to go around Tell me why this is a land of confusion This is the world we live in And these are the hands we're given Use them and let's start trying To make i
Me
Well, I'll put more later. But basically what you see is what you get. I'm not that special, handsome, important, and I don't try to impress anyone. If you wanna know something just ask.
Random Facts
2,500 lefties die each year using products designed for righties 4,000 people are injured by teapots each year. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals(go da happy meals) 83% of people hit by lightning are men. A butterfly has 12,000 eyes. A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel. A hippopotamus can run faster than a man. A kangaroo can only jump if its tail is touching the ground. A mule won't sink in quicksand but a donkey will. A pencil will write in zero gravity, upside down and under water. There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll. The world's chickens lay around 400,000,000,000 eggs each year. A person usually chews a piece of gum 5,500 times before spitting it out. A six-pound sea hare can lay 40,000 eggs in a single minute. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans A whale's penis is called a dork
How Do I Love Thee?
I call you collect every Thursday night. I gave you a cracker yesterday. I let you have my phone number But I changed it the very next day Sometimes I think about you But usually I don't. You're thinking we have something special But tomorrow I think we won't.
Animals
Subject: Animals One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?" "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out." So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!" The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?" The snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunn
Your Promise ,broken
Why is it that when I get so close to loving you things go bad? Why is it that when I show you how much you mean to me, you never show the same? You told me you loved me with everything you had So how could you leave me to lay in the darkness of my room? Was the bliss I gave you only temporary Did the words I say go in one ear and out the other? Things are getting harder, were drifting apart How will we keep together if I no longer have your heart? Our relationship will be tested, how are we to survive if you dont have it in you? The thing that is strong, the thing that is to make us stay together I gave you my heart without doubt without fear You promised it would be safe You lied..
"little Old Man" Joke!!
Subject: "Little Old Man" Once upon a time there was a little old man that really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning, he looked in the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed that he was sun-tanned all over except for his penis. He decided to do something about it. He promptly went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis. A little while later, two old ladies, one walking with a cane happened by. When she saw this thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane. She said to her friend, "There ain't no justice in this world.". Her friend asked her what she meant. "Well," she replied When I was twenty, I was curious about it. When I was thirty, I enjoyed it. When I was forty, I asked for it. When I was fifty, I paid for it. When I was sixty, I prayed for it. When I was seventy, I forgot about it. And now that I'm eighty, the damn things
Bubba
Subject: Bubba A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of
Us Postal Service-:-) :-) :-) :-)
Subject: US Postal service A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way? " The guy says, "Yes, 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 PM. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?" "This is a government job!" , the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls..no point in you coming in. "
Wow
What Friends I Have
what great friends i have that can't even vote for my daughter in a simple contest. im so disappointed in you.
How
How can you love one person so much Only to have them hate you How can you treat one person so good Only to be walked on How can you give so much Only to recieve nothing How can one have a baby Only not to love them How can one claim to be a father Only to never be there How can God let this happen Only to certain people How can so many things seem right Only to turn out so wrong
Here Now
I have been away ...Holidays and all that.. Hello everyone..!!!
Biker Mother Of Six
Biker Mother of Six A biker's greatest achievement was his brood of six kids. He was so proud that he continually called his wife: Mother of Six, which pissed her off a lot. But he kept referring to her as Mother of Six no matter where they went. At end of a poker run, he shouted across the bar, "Hey, Mother of Six, you ready to go home?" His irritated wife screamed back: "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Slave's Dairy.november 12th Wed
It started on the station. Those poor passengers. The poor employees of First Great Western. They did look a little stunned. Off the train I went, and walked over to where you stood. We took one another by the arms, then... How can anyone express it without being crude? We kissed, yes. It was enough to make my head reel after so long apart. But yes, we pushed our tongues into each other, deep into the waiting mouth. We tried to swallow each other whole. The crowded platform just turned and stared, and then looked away quickly, hoping we'd go away. We won't go away. We are in love and it is wonderful and we don't CARE if you see us kissing. In fact, we're proud of it. Look! We kissed everyone! I kissed a wonderful person right here and I am GLAD you all saw me do so. Mistress looked amazing, in her fur trimmed coat - gods it was cold - and PVC skirt. We caught the bus outside the station, and despite being harrassed by the drunk Irishman (he was amusing, but clearly couldn't figur
Reflecting On Past
That first time was lost a little in a daze. The first day in a mist of post-alcoholic and lust-filled bliss. I can't recall it. Did I dream when we woke in the night and made love again? Almost without speaking, we just fell into one another's arms and took ourselves somewhere else, knowing through instinct that this is what the other needed? The morning of our last day, those last few hours. That is what brings me so much pleasure now. the first touches, the first time I slipped my hand into your clothes, the first time I put my lips to your niple and tasted the firmness building. When we kissed and the shiver of your body beneath me. That was amazing but - a haze. It was more the dream coming true. So fast, so desperate, and so beautiful - but yet, because it was such things, it did not seem quite real. The reality came when we woke together, and it occured to me that I was finally with you in the bed, finally able to hold you, to lie thigh to thigh, breast to breast, lip to lip.
Whiskey Lullaby
She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind Until the night [1st Chorus] He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said I'll love her till I die And when we buried him beneath the willow The angels sang a whiskey lullaby (Sing lullaby) The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath She finally drank her pain away a little at a time But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind Until the night [2nd Chorus] She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger And finally drank awa
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a... My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then I walk alone Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind On the border line Of the edge and where I walk alone Read between the lines What's fucked up and everything's alright Check my vital signs To know I'm still alive and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a... My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til
Pretty Dirty
The great American mischief had muted our hearts And our rhythms are met with the inharmonious grunts of electric guitars. Its all but too much. Still nobody out there believes the obscene are reprieved. Everybody get fed up. My baby better get high, Ive got something I need to confess. The dead mean talking are longing for so much more than simply the obvious. Cut us off. Were suffering, hysterical, lighting flares from the foot of her bed. Ive been begging you for less mercy than this. But the only thing you need to know is that you never wanted to know. Take it off, take it back or take the cover because were nearing a nerve. Death is wasted on the patient, so make haste and head for the wake. Now the hornets inhabit the hearts weve abandoned. We are the gone. Cast aside clothes like funeral roses, and dance straight through the psalm. Im dead in the water. Dont come here for me. I was once alive in the deserts eyes on the day it wed the sea. I drew a
Her Dream
She holds him close, never far from her heart. There love wild and strange, controlled in each others mind. Neither have touched the other, only used words, words of love, passion, friendship. The kind that only they might understand. Each morning they wait to meet, in this place known as cyber space, each dreams of how the other feel, how lips burn in passionate kisses. Friends, but so much more. Over years there love grows, patience and understanding so very important, treated like a real love affair. So very intense, and always filled with a love unexplainable. In sleep, her dreams let her fly to him..let her touch his precious body. In dreams there lips meet, with kisses so sweet.. Their bodies become one, passion flows, but then daylight brings her dreams to a stop. A dream, how can she feel so warm, so full of love if it is only in dream. And she waits, waits to see his name, to see him call her sweetness. Dream, no, never, they are to close to not be real.
Money
I have finally gotten all my trouble with the law taken care of. But now I have to come up with some extra money to pay all my fines. If anyone has heard of anything in the Minneapolis area or something I could do over here it would be much appritiated. Plus if the job works out I might come up with some sortive finders fee.
Kick Off Blog:p
hmm..what a handsome guy i am :P anyway..good and intellectual guy apart from being sexy :) wanna have friends from all over the world..have been in most of European countries..getting my phd degree..good sense of humor..music, reading, tennis, billard, soccer, beer, tequila and whisky :) dance especially free figure:) thta's all for now..byes to all....
Chinese ?
YU WAN TAK CHINESE ? Learn Chinese in 5 minutes Ok read the english meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words... (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)... 1) Thats not right.............................. Sum Ting Wong (some thing wrong) 2) Are you harboring a fugitive................. Hu Yu Hai Ding (who you hiding) 3) See me ASAP................................. Kum Hia Nao (come here now) 4) Stupid Man................................... Dum Fuk (dumb fuck) 5) Small horse................................. Tai Ni Po Ni (tiny pony) 6) Did you go to the beach?..................... Wai Yu So Tan (why you so tan) 7) I bumped in to a coffee table............... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni (ah bang my fuckin knee) 8) I think you need a face lift................. Chin Tu Fat (chin too fat) 9) It's very dark in here....................... Wao So Dim (why so dim) 10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Chin
Shania Twain-don't! Lyrics-this Song I Hold Close To My Heart Forever An Always.
Don't! Lyrics :Shania Twain Don't! Lyrics Don't! Don't... don't you wish we tried? Do you feel what I feel inside? You know our love is stronger than pride... oh No don't... don't let your anger grow Just tell me what you need me to know Please talk to me, don't close the door Hmmm, 'cause I wanna hear you I wanna be near you [Chorus] Don't fight, don't argue Give me the chance to say that I'm sorry Just let me love you Don't turn me away Don't tell me to go Don't!... Don't give up on trust Don't give up on me, on us If we could just hold on long enough Hmmm, we can do it we'll get through it [Chorus] Don't fight, don't argue Just give me the chance to say that I'm sorry Just let me love you Don't turn me away, don't tell me to go Don't pretend that it's okay Things won't get better that way Don't do something you might regret someday... Don't! [dobro solo, instrumental] Don't give up on me Hmm, Don't! (We can do it
Unsure Of Direction
Unsure of direction and what to do A feeling of life changes long over due Change is sure for it always the same Life is adventure and can't be tame for as new comes in the old goes out and all that is certain is lingering doubt how can I know that I take the right path worry about the coming of others wrath for not living as other see to be fit my path is my own so to the world deal with it as I can not make other bend to my will other can't rule my desires and kill that free spirit that live inside of me for I know in life what will be , will be By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Anthem For Tonight
So here's a question I'll hypnotize you But will you follow me Follow all these footsteps I left behind My hands are shaking Don't criticize me, for being in demand I get paid for your tears It's in my job description Tell you how to feel This is my ammunition I'll fire at will Make make me make you want to sing along You can't have my life Break break me until I write your favorite song This is your anthem for tonight You're contemplating what you want from me But it's not up to you Listen to me what I have to say, Up against the wall with my guard down But can you conquer me? A fighter in the corner with no fight It's in my job description Tell you how to feel This is my ammunition I'll fire at will Make make me make you want to sing along You can't have my life Break break me until I write your favorite song This is your anthem for tonight So here comes a breakdown Oh you wish you could So here comes a breakdown Let's see who can get down
Creature
Tilton Spidermach was pissed off. Once again, it was not even ten oclock in the morning and he was physically in utter agony. If he had to suffer through another moment sporting the most persistent hard-on in recent memory, then someone was going to pay and it might as well be the saucy little bird sitting so primly before him. After all, his present condition was entirely her fault. TS Properties, headquartered in Manhattan with satellite offices in a few key countries, was the throne for the admired and adored billionaire playboy. He worked hard and played harder, indulging his most wicked whims along the way. Power, intelligence, and confidence, Spiders entire existence screamed out that he had all three qualities in abundance and knew how to use them to get what he wanted. Within the business world, his reputation was highly respected, he was considered always honest and was also slightly feared because failure was not acceptable. His private life was an entirely dif
Hold On
In this dream i have, you'r standing there, with my heart in your hands. In that blank white room you hold, what I am as a man. You hold not just my heart, but you hold my soul as well. While my heart is in your hands, in my dream it's in light I dwell. I stand in a bright lit room, no chair nor couch in sight. I look deep into your eyes, and I feel as if in flight. I see my heart in your gentle grasp, and feel as if I'm safe. I hope that you will remain here, with my heart in your embrace. But then as if an hour passed, you have dissappeared. My heart lays on the floor, and i see what I have feared. I grab my heart up off the floor, and it beats with love then hate. I turn to leave and see you hurt, just behind a gate. I open the gate and hold you close, as your eyes fill with tears. I tell you that I'll keep you safe, and that I'll save you from your fears. Then again an hour passes, and we grow apart. I than awake when another passes, but in your hand
Friends
I was thinking of permanent reminders of me that other people have. Keith has a scar where I bit him one night in the strip club, he told me to. Sam has the same knot tattoo as I it was his gift to me the day I told him yes, ok it didn't work out. Shaun has my initials tattooed on his hand, I told him not too. Clint has a scar on his head from a chick bashing him in the head with a beer bottle cause I hugged him, she was jealous cause she liked him and he didn't like her. I have one on my chin from Clint and I having a water fight in a resturant we worked at. I ducked into a steel shelf, he sat for 3 hours in the er with me while they stopped the bleeding. Craig had a broken tooth and goose egg(bump) on his forehead on his wedding day cause he was wrestling with his cousin, my boston boy at the bachlor party that they kidnapped my from work while I was still dancing to go to. And the wedding too. I am sure I will continue this someday.
Stupidly Funny
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes slap and tickle, they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctors orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great,
*gifts For Men*
Christmas Gifts for Men: these *RULES* will surely be a big help for buying your man a Christmas gift: RULE #1: When in doubt, buy him a cordless drill. It doesn't matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17, and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why. RULE #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word "ratchet" or "socket" in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey, George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "Okay. By the way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one knows why. RULE #3: If you're really broke, buy him anything for his car: a 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer, or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why. RULE #4: Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook, but they will barbecue. Buy him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him the gas
Hair
Decided to shave the noggin...he he he...fuzzy wuzzy...:)
Den Is Here.....
Well im finding my way around here slowly...and being a perfectionist im getting frustrated that all my page is not up to scratch...grrr...in time but ive learnt alot so far.If you visit my profile and see a few cracks in it well its because i am a crack!!...haha no seriously its because i dont know how to fill the cracks yet.Look forward to more learning moments here...:))
"our Daily Ration"
"Our Daily Ration" ---------------------- -Succumbing to the Cumbersome, The lids of our eyes arise. From blur to reality, Slowly waking, Beginning to feel alive. Given our daily rations, Written words meant for comfort, Pulling only capitulation and fate. Ride the railways, of this symbiotic relationship, Synonymously in pace and beat. Open your eyes sunshine, And Look around this world. Learn of hipocracy and diplomacy, And Let your wings unfold. Fly far away, From this ego filled land, A place of perpetually neglected everything. Fly far away, To this land of simplicity, A place of an interminably love filled, linguistic community. Welcomed into intellectuality, Minds here for clarity, Helping those whom long to be free, Be FREE!!! -------------------- Still a work in progress, but nonetheless still here for you all to read and judge ;-)
Man Of Steel
The 1986 Reboot following the 12 issue Crisis of the Infinite Earths Maxi-Series The entire DC Universe was streamlined to make new readers interested and to establish modernized continuity The following tells the story of the 6 issue miniseries, Man of Steel.... Issue One The first issue chronicles the origin of Superman, from his flight from Krypton to his arrival on Earth where he is discovered by his adoptive parents, the Kents. The story fast forwards to a high school football game after which adoptive father Jonathan Kent takes the now-teenaged Clark for a ride. By this time, Clark has developed most of, if not all, his powers as Superman. Jonathan reveals to Clark the truth that he (Clark) was never their biological son and that he was found from a crashed spaceship. The revelation causes Clark to decide to use his powers for the greater good. For the next few years during his studies in university, he has been saving lives and averting disasters in secret until an e
Crisis Of Conscience Pt 1
The thrust of "Crisis of Conscience" was the Justice League coming apart at the seams. "Crisis of Conscience" begins with Martian Manhunter in contemplation on Mars, his former home. It is a scene of little importance, except to separate the character from his fellow Justice League members. As we cut to the Watchtower, the Justice League's headquarters on the moon, the current incarnation of the team's side group from Identity Crisis is in the midst of a confrontation. There, it was this group that started mindwiping villains, but time has past since those events were revealed in flashback. Zatanna, who actually performed the mindwipes, is still here. So too is Green Arrow, though he died and returned in the interim. The same can be said of Hawkman, who routinely played the conservative opposite of Green Arrow in their arguments in the 1970s. Black Canary is still here, though she didn't die in the interim. Also present is the current Flash, Wally West, who replaced his predecess
How Do I Tell You How I Feel About You
How do I tell you how I feel about you When everytime i think of you my body shakes everytime i see you my knees grow weak and everytime i'm with you i dont want the time to end. When everytime i look into your eyes, i wish i was there everytime i see you smile my heart melts and every night before i go to sleep i pray we dont end. I've tried somehow to say: you're the sun that lights up my sky the wind that keeps me cool on a hot summer day and sweet incense that keeps me on a natural high I want so much to tell you: that without you with me each day my day isn't complete that since day one I've always wanted to be with you that no matter what's going on in my life you're the reason there's a smile on my face and that loving you seems to be all I need to know. But everytime I want to the words just wont come out to you it may sound mushy or too cute you may not believe it so it's better I keep my mouth closed Then to try to tell you exactly whats on
Because Im A Teddy Bear Lover...
Teddy Bear Prayer Often, when we least expect it, we are confronted with overwhelming problems, which tightly grip our hearts and minds, threatening to overcome us and swallow us whole. However, before that happens, there may be an answer that can turn your life around; the simple power of PRAYER and asking for God's help (or the help of whatever Higher Power, in which you believe). Many teddy bear lovers, know first hand, how prayers/warm thoughts have helped save people and change lives. The teddy bear world is full of warm hearted people, who bend over backwards to help one another. Particularly when it comes to supporting those suffering from illness or the loss of a loved one. If you are associated with the teddy bear world and believe in prayer or need to personally request the spiritual energy generated when others pray for you or your loved ones, then this is the group for you. Join us and offer your prayers, request prayers
Just My Last Post Till Latter Maybe
NO ANSWERS The gifts that come from a higher source give us all reason to wonder why in due course some have the perfect most wonderful lifes and other have hardship and unwanted strifes Some are just blessed with all that is right others are working to get to the light of those who have only the best few of them know how greatly their blessed They take for granted the meeting of needs never knowing that it is more than sowing the seeds the harvest we reap is not always the same some have it much harder in lifes game Some will have it all go their way most of us work to get through the day trust in something beyond this material place there peace can be found beyond this drab space As to what reason there is for these things if I knew that answer many phones would ring I would send the word out to the world to know we should all count our blessings and let our light show By R. Thomas Dinsmore Surender When there is nothing to loose an
~~breaking News From 2006~~ The Best Idiot Award
These are funny Number One Idiot of 2006: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. Number One Idiot of 2006 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006: Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they no
~~average 19 Year Old Teenager Vs. 19 Year Old- Military Member
Average 19 year old teenager vs. 19 year old- Military Member Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. -- -- You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. -- -- You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. -- -- You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. -- -- You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. -- -- You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. -- -- You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. --
Hotties In History
Hist 295 Suzanne L. Neeley Hotties in History: An Unsolicited Manuscript Just for the Fun Of It Homeliness is not always next to Godliness, although that is a common misperception, particularly since the Latin Church has exploited such an erroneous and prejudicial belief. It is quite ridiculous to assume that people of history could not have also been beautiful people. Such an idea is absurd because it assumes a modern conception of beauty rather than a holistic assessment. In short, there were several Hotties throughout the medieval period, including a few Saints of the Church. I will cover here, only a few men, for the benefit (and academic edification) of the Reader but I will show that not only were they easily considered Hotties in their day, there is no reason to think that, if one could travel back in time, one would not agree. The only reason that the Church has portrayed these men as homely is because it suits their purpose to do so. People always want
The Day You Called It Quits
The day you called it quits my mind was a blurr My heart drops to the pits life all awhirl I gave you so much you made me whole Without your touch my body has no soul No more looking in your eyes no more time shared All my tears I have cried Oh how I thought you cared You said you'd always be there always be near Now my heart is bare for you are no longer here We had so many plans being without you badly burns Our love now buried deep in the sand my world without you no longer turns
Aphorism
Only those who partake of the harmony within their souls know the harmony that runs through nature. Whosoever lacks this inner harmony feels also a lack of it in the world. The mind in chaos finds chaos all around...But he who has inner peace can abide in this state even in the midst of outer discord.' -Paramahansa Yogananda
My Night On The Beach...
The other night, I found myself being watched on the beach by some older man. I was walking around in a tight little bikini and some heels. I know it seems unorthodox to be at the beach actually dressed like that, but I always felt like wearing close to nothing and high heels made my bikini bottoms a little wetter... He was coming down from the beach bar and he handed me a martini. He had to know that I was WAY underage, but he wanted to see how far I'd go. So I took the whole drink down in one gulp and didn't even wince. I was a little tipsy but there was no way this man was going to take advantage of me. He thought I was naive. Heh. I was amused. I didn't say one word to him I just lifted my dark hair up and slowly undid my bikini top. It drove him crazy. Then, I exposed my tits to him. He was loving it. As soon as the cold air hit, they got so hard like little rocks. He squirmed and had no idea what to do. I massaged my tits and he looked like he was going to have a heart attack
Things You Learn From The Movies:
Subject: Things You Learn From the Movies: 1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not. 2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. 4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society. 5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will
A Real Man's Chain Letter
Subject: Fw: A real men's chain letter At last.... A REAL Man's Chain Letter! This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything! Just send a copy of this letter to five of your male friends who are equally tired and discontent. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, four of whom were worth keeping. This chain also brings good luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model. You
Robbie Robertson-shine Your Light- This Is For My Hero Love You Baby!
The cry of the city like a siren's song Wailing over the rooftops the whole night long Saw a shooting star like a diamond in the sky Must be someone's soul passing by These are the streets Where we used to run where your Papa's from These are the days Where you become what you become These are the streets Where the story's told The truth unfolds Darkness settles in Shine your light down on me Lift me up so i can see Shine your light when you're gone Give me the strength To carry on, carry on Don't wanna be a hero Just an everyday man Trying to do the job the very best he can But now it's like living on borrowed time Out on the rim, over the line Always tempting fate like a game of chance Never wanna stick around to the very last dance Sometimes i stumble and take a hard fall Loose(?) hold your grip off the wall Shine your light down on me Lift me up so i can see Shine your light when you're gone Give me the strength to carry on Carry on I though
Lone Ranger And Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole the tent."
Half Story-fiction
Hmmm...what to transfer?...this one works well. It was a rpg room description for a now dead site. Bleh...anyway, it's called Stricken Redemption. Somewhere between the past and the future lies a providence isolated from the rest of the world. Those who are found unfit or incapable to be freed from the consequences of sin reside here. Vampirism... a disease that the world has feared for centuries had risen. Followers of the vampire cult, who more than anything wished to be like the walking dead they so admired began going to extreme lenghts to get what they wanted. Murders were cropping up all across the globe. What had began with good intentions, turned into a crime when fledgling vampires could not control the hunger that always rode them. Fanatics of lycanthropcy sought out the leaders of lycan society. Soon there were more preternatural creatures than there were humans. Religious activists and enthusiasts led a new holy war against the sins of the damned. Claiming that human kin
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The Perfect Christmas Gift Ever
I just wanted to share a really special gift I recieved for Christmas from my 18 yr. old son Lance!!!! I hope it touches you like it touched me. I couldnt ask for anything more..... Dang mom.. just now thinkin about how I dont got nothin to give you for xmas... so heres what i'll give you.. me! thats the best present any mom can get. lol. I love you so dang much you have no idea with out you theres realy no Lance. You are the most special person in my life. Your my best friend and your my mom.. I got 2 things in 1. I've alrady told you I couldnt live with out you and I still mean every word I said. You always put the biggest smile on my face.. I know some times im not around much and im sure you miss me and I know I dont say it too often anymore but I still miss you all the time when im not at home. You mean a whole lot to me mom. I hope you know how much you truely mean to me cause having a mother as great as you has been such a blessing. I am so glad your my mom. Im so glad you
Horny-scopes...
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The Cost Of Raising A Child
The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock. That doesn't even touch college tuition. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be rich. In all honesty, it's just the opposite. There's no way to put a price tag on: Feeling a new life move for the first time and seeing the bump of a knee rippling across your skin. Having someone cry, "It's a boy!" or shout, "It's a girl!" then hearing the baby wail and knowing all that matters is it's healthy. Counting all 10 fingers and toes for the first time. Feeling the warmth of fat cheeks against your breast. Cupping an entire head in the palm of your hand. Making out da da or ma ma from all the cooing and gurgling. What all is included in the price of $160,140? Naming rights. First, middle and last. Glimpses of God every day. Giggles unde
I Want To Make You Smile As You Make Me
I want to make you smile as you make me. I wish you saw my thoughts right through my eyes. You ask me what I'm thinking. I can't tell you. You are the stars, and I the empty skies. In me there is a yearning ever flowing That needs to reach an end that never comes. I cannot be myself without you with me. This is a truth no wisdom ever plumbs. You laugh, and say that I'm your personal angel, And this is what I want so much to be. The beauty of my life is like a passion That blows right through the person that you see.
"daddy, How Was I Born?"
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!" "Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe." "We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said... (scroll down) ...you've got male!" (`L) `*..* (`O) `*..* (`V) `*..* (`E) `*..* ..*) .*) (. (. ....XOXOXO ~~D~~ Too dang cute enjoy!!!
Pea Story
This is a Great Story Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr. Miller and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry,how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. Sure look good." "They are good,Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good. Anything I can help you with?" "No,Sir. Jus'admirin'them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" "No, Sir.Got nuthin'to pay for em with." "Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here." "Is that right? Let me see it." "Here 'tis. She's a dandy." "I can
1st Blog
ok umm so this is my first blog on here..i actually will probably post more on my myspace but maybe not..i dont really know wha ti'm looking for on here...just some good quality entertaniment i guess...lol well i will post another one soon..later summer
" I Love You " Translation
Saying I Love You in 101 languages: English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M\'bi fe Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T\'estimo Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki\' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t\'aime, Je t\'adore Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort Georgian - Mikvarhar German - Ich liebe di
H.i.m
H.I.M.~JOIN ME HOPE YOU ENJOY!
Flaw
FLAW~PLAYBACK HOPE YOU ENJOY!
Call Me....
When I dance they call me macarena and the boys they say that Im buena they all want me, they cant have me So they all come and dance beside me move with me jam with me and if your good i take you home with me A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena A-Hai 2x Now dont you worry bout my boy friend the boy whos name is Nicorino I dont want him, cause sent him he was no good so I - hahaaaa Now, come on, what was I supposed to do ? He was outta town and his two friends were soooo fine Ref. 2x Claps Ahai Ahai Keys Ref. 2x Lach Come and find me, my name is Macarena always at the party, cause the chicos think Im buena come join me, dance with me and all your fellows cat hello with me Ref. 5x
My Happy Place
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Come Baby Come
BOUNCE COME ON BOUNCE BOUNCE COME ON BOUNCE I SLAM THE DOOR (BOOM) WHEN I COME INTO THE BEDROOM (WHAT BAT) 'CAUSE I'M THE KING OF THE CASTLE (NA NA NA) TURN ME ON TURN ME LOOSE (COME ON COME ON) TRY TO HIT IT IT'S A HASSLE COME AND GET SOME OF THIS DON'T FORGET DA INNUENDO PLAY ME LIKE NINTENDO NEVER EVER LET GO SCREAMING SO LOUD YOU'LL BE HITTING THE CRESCENDO DOH RAY ME FA SO LA TE DOH CHORUS: COME BABY COME BABY BABY COME COME COME BABY COME BABY BABY COME COME WELL YOU GOTTA GIVE ME LOVIN' AND YOU GOTTA GIVE ME SOME YOU GOTTA GIVE ME LOVIN' AND YOU GOTTA GIVE ME SOME REPEAT CHORUS WELL I CAN HEAR THE (RING RING RING) THE TELEPHONE GOES RING (HELLO HELLO) BUT WE'RE STILL GETTING BUSY (PUMP PUMP PUMP HUH) NOW YOU'RE GETTING DIZZY I CAN SLOW IT DOWN SO YOU CAN PUMP IT (PUMP IT) THEN I CAN MOVE IT FAST SO YOU CAN PUMP IT (PUMP IT) TWO BALLS AND A BAT THE PITCHERS WEARS A HAT SLIDING INTO HOME BASE TRYING TO HIT A HOME RUN SWING BATTA
Jump Jump!
4 Female Eyes Only
Animaniacs!
Ducktales Wooooooooooooo!
The Wuzzles
Sweet Little Nothings
Have you ever whispered sweet nothings into your lovers ear? Were you telling the truth? Tell me your deepest darkest secrets and I will tell you mine. Will you open yourself up to me? Will you give into your desire's? Can you be overcome by passion? Give in to me and you will not be dissapointed! Give in to me and you will be happy.... Tell me you want me, Tell me you need me. Tell me all that I need to hear Tell me simple lies to get what you want But you don't have to.... I will give in so easily, Just a nibble on the neck Or a sweet little kiss on the lips, and I am yours Give in to your desires Push for what you want Don't let me tell you no Take what it is that you want Then leave me with a smile You will not be dissapointed, That I can promise Are you willing enough Are you Man enough Hold me down Push for more Take me now Can you be Men enough to fill my desires? Can you do it with passion? Entangle me into yourself.... Wrap me in y
Forever Wanting More...
Come On People
i need 1900 and some odd points for next level help me plz
The Inner Warrior
with sword drawn, i rush into battle under the veil of moonlight. the clash of steel echos threw out the night, like a crack of thunder piearcing threw infinity. i'm no longer scared of death. it is only the next step in what we call life i slash my apponent across his back, then thrust my sword into his neck. his blood spurts out like a volcano, splashing me with blood. i wipe the blood off my brow only to smear it across my face mixing it with my own sweat blood. i look to the moon, to only see that it has too turned red with the look of blood. i stab my blad into the earth and feel a rush of energy rush threw my veins. this sudden pulse of energy makes me scream into the night as i feel something inside me pushing outwards. my eyes turn black, the muscles along my body start to buldge out more, my senses become more accute. i feel a surronding energy flowing through everything i see and touch. some wounder about me. who is he. why is he here. i am here to tell you. the oth
On The Mark Of Soul
On the Mark of a Soul Surrounded as I am by old friends with dusty jackets I wonder about the plain and the war torn hacks, who hawk their wares but never seem to take flight. And in the quiet of the night, I wonder Shall I ever be content? And though I know not from whence it came, the thought consumes me as if a flame had died. No more shall I deride, the soul of another- for if I bear the marks of a mother, more so does the man who bears his arms, by whom, for my sake, the battle is won, and the victory shared. --SLN
There's A Difference Between Having Fun And Having A Blast!
sometimes when you get 4 people together at midnight in the middle a snowy ass night there ain't no tell'n what's gonna happen........ and sometimes you end up jerry rigging a makeshift sled to the back of someones rig and goin for a ride! haha. and sometimes you hit snow banks and fly off. haha. but that's when you chase after the mother fucker, get back on and go again!! haha
This Language
The curve of your hip The arch in your back How the softness of your breath Brings me to life Your hands in my hair Your lips on my skin How the warmth of your kisses Sets me on fire The passion in your eyes The desire in your voice How you whisper my name Brings you into me I can't get enough
How To Lose Your Husband Checklist
How to lose your husband checklist 1. Have a sexual (or even an emotional) affair with another man. 2. Withhold sex. 3. Pay more attention to yourself than your husband, children, family life. 4. Complain about everything. Your weight, your job, your clothes, your life. 5. Talk about how much you look forward to being intimate, but then place roadblocks in the way to make sure sex does not happen. 6. Never, ever, under any circumstances, make food your husband likes. Instead, make sure everything is vegetarian. 7. Spend way more time with your friends then with your kids. 8. Spend money foolishly. Massages are a great way to say, I would rather pay someone else to touch me then be touched by your husband for free. 9. When you husband does bring up the subject of intimacy, roll your eyes like a bitchy teenager and act like nothing could be farther from the truth. 10. Bring up ex-boyfriends. Talk about the nice places they took you. Here is a great idea to try.
Temptress...
My First Blog
This is my first blog EVER. that's right EVER. I've never posted a blog on myspace, facebook, or anywhere else. Now if someone could tell me what I should use this blog for that would be GREAT. Thanks guys. ttyl
The Beast
Memory in a word The wonder through the mind Takes a hold with her claws And flies higher than you ever been Sometime in a rage and sometimes in a calm But, her claws still tears into your soul Either fight the pain and the hurt Or give in, become weak Be devoured by her razor sharp beak Her eyes pierces as she stabs your heart A million times, and every time, the pain Worse than the last, she knows your hurt Takes advantage of your weakness As your shrink, cringe at her might Forget your own reality as she tears you into shreds Starting at the obvious, she goes straight to the wound Opens you up, as you try to fight the tears She opens her mouth and rips your mind apart Many pieces of your thoughts lay about See them as they turn into ghosts Later to come back and haunt your world They become dreams, sometime nightmares She wont stop there, as you already let her take control It takes only one word, a memory to wake
Alwayz
take my hand, take my heart, take this moment come with me, lets get lost together, and never let go make this last forever, always it will be you and me a rush of your love has me spinning, I am in control feel me in your arms, I feel you in mine, hold on tight let me take you, high above the world, together we can touch the stars, make up our own constellation so we can look apon it every night, like looking into each other eyes, face to face, before our lips embrace the kiss, I wonder how your lips would feel, againts mine silky soft, the curve of a rose pettle, gently explosive sending a shock wave to my mind, down my spine and into my heart, as quick as a lightningz flash rattling throughout my body, like a shock to my heart bringing to life a love that will never end, with just a kiss this I know, this I believe will happen with you and me still in my heart, the burn rages, touch it, feel how cool it is feel the love that is shared, that holds back for you I wan
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Stupied Bitchs.
ok so dumb cunts need to learn not to run there mouth cuz i will find out. and i will beat their ass. to bad we are still talking. NO WE ARE NOT DATING. but we are still good friend. or w/e you wanna call us. im sorry but he's not urs. My Song to her. Bodybag By Hit the Lights. You're gonna need a bodybag, I'll break bones you didn't know you had. When I'm done there will be nothing left of you for your friends to hold on to when they find you cold and blue tonight, face down in a parking lot. Next time around, think about what you say before you run your mouth. Cause you're all alone and you're nothing without your friends now. You can tell the pavement what you really said but I already know. You got another thing coming if you think you're walking home.
Dont Be Sad
i love u. Im so tired, these days Im running fast and my body is having trouble keeping up. Im sure that as I slid into bed last night you must have understood. Normally I always have energy for fun, but things have just been so hard for me lately. At least it seemed like you knew I needed rest. I could feel the warmth from your body as you wrapped your arms around me. I slid right into place, like a long lost key looks for its lock to settle into, I felt right at home. Placing my back against your chest, I can now feel our hearts beating as one. Silently both our chests rise and fall together. Satisfied with this I sigh and smile to myself how happy I am to have found you. You bring peace in me, and make me calm. Your warmth makes me feel safe and almost sane. I love the way you make me feel. Lying there in your arms I feel ecstatic. Thats when I begin, I cant help myself really. It just happens, but there I am squirming to get closer. Gently moving my body to completely press up
Revived...
A Song I Really Like
Erotica Lyrics Erotica Lyrics Artist(Band):Razed in Black I'd like to put you in a trance If I take you from behind Push myself into your mind When you least expect it Will you try and reject it If I'm in charge and I treat you like a child Will you let yourself go wild Let my mouth go where it wants to Give it up, do as I say Give it up and let me have my way I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ... I'd like to put you in a trance, all over Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body (repeat twice) Erotic, erotic Once you put your hand in the flame You can never be the same There's a certain satisfaction In a little bit of pain I can see you understand I can tell that you're the same If you're afraid, well rise above I only hurt the ones I love Give it up, do as I say Give it up and let me have my way I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck I'll give you love, I'll teach you how
My First Day
WELL TODAY IS MY FIRST DAY ON CHERRYTAP. THANK YOU ALL FOR THE WARM WELCOME.
A Phenomena
Strange phenomena sometimes result from evolution. I thought that elephants do it, Like other mammals of size, Male accepted in seasonal fit Courting and acquiring the prize. Ive seen a lot of film footage, Of pairing when hes in musth, Story gets to mounting stage, But never to penetrating thrust. I chalked it off to prudishness, Squeamish censorship in mind, Editors silly priggishness Leaving erudition blind. But National Geographic work Document earns kudos Shows editors not playing jerk, Not inconsiderate pseudos. They showed closer footage, Bull riding her from behind, Without penetrating dockage, Id thought was on his mind. From whales, said to transcend, Then moved on land to live, So males testes do not descend Stowed away, yet super effective. Nutrition was bountiful on land. Grew in prehistoric trees, That felled, put food at hand And added bulk to the species. In lieu of bearing copulation strain, L
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Just A Little Update.
Well, I went to the doctors today...they violated me in so many ways lol. But I heard the heartbeat, and the baby is good. I am good..and My boobs and Pchina are all good haha. I find out what I'm having on Febuary 13th, how freakin exciting. Right before valentines day...
Kindred Spirits
When kindred spirits meet It is as wind upon the sail;A driving force, a rising heat, Hold fast! Let it not fail!So rare the kindred spirit is, So few indeed there are;When this you find, yes, nurture this, Let it not drift afar.For kindred spirits once apart May never find once moreA heart so well matched with a heartAs they have found before.There are those rare occasions in life when you are fortunateenough to meeta kindred spiritand instant friend.My friend shall forever be my friend,and reflect a ray ofGood to me.LoJrnLTo my kindred spirit, My kindred spirit, destined to touch my soul. For a moment I thought I would never find you. That I was destined to be alone.... But then I looked up one day and there you were. A smile so warm it reached into my lonely heart and made it glow. A voice so soft and yet so strong, I once again felt safe. Your touch so tender I felt love, yet with such urgency I felt pure rapture. The words that you spoke infiltrated the core of my soul.
~a Day Without Laughter Is A Day Wasted~
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!! A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs." Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they
Alrighty Then.....
LMAO I forgot I had all me settings off Hmmm There back on now Plus I added some pics...SO on that note Have Fun...MUAHH LADIES
Attention All Cowgirls N Cowboys Of Ct I Need A Favor
OKAY SO LIKE YOU SEE ME AN CHUCK POSTING LYRICS WELL HIM AN I ARE DOING A L ITTLE CONTEST WITH EACH OTHER TO SEE WHO CAN TOP EACH OTHER SO WE NEED FOR YOU ALL TO BE THE JUDEGES WHAT WE NEED IS FOR YOU ALL TO COMMENT OR RATE THIS IS JUST FOR FUN TO PASS THE TIME THE WINNER WHO GETS THE MOST COMMENTS ON THERE BLOGS WINS LOL. COME YALL APPEASE US LOL.
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Me And You Lyrics-kenny Chesny
ME AND YOU LYRICS Ordinary? No! I really don't think so, Not a love this true. Common destiny, we were meant to be, me and you. Like a perfect scene from a movie screen, We're a dream come true. Suited perfectly, for eternity, me and you. CHORUS: Everyday, well I need you even more, And the nighttime too. There's no way, I could ever let you go. Even if I wanted to. Everyday I live, (I) try my best to give, All I have to you. Thank the stars above, that we share this love, me and you CHORUS Ordinary? No! I really don't think so, Just a precious few. Ever make it last, are as lucky as me and you.
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A New Site For A New Year
Just wanted to let everyone know that one my 30th birthday (today) I have officially launched a new website, Gracefully Adult . com What makes this different from all the other adult novelty sites out there? It's my feeling that there are couples out there who have been married for many years and need to add a little spice to their love life. These couples aren't the type that would go into the adult store in their town. And they would probably feel a bit uncomfortable going to most online adult toy shops due to the pornographic nature of it all. So, I've tried to build a sanitized version of it all. A place where this nice conservative couple can go and buy new things without having to feel uncomfortable. Now, couples fitting that description probably don't use CherryTap. But I'm betting most you know a few people that fit this description (and if you fit it, don't worry, I won't tell) so please pass the word on. Help your loved ones add some spice to their relationships. ;)
This Is Your Brain
LAST TIME This is CherryTAP This is ME I HAVE NO NAKED PICS ANY QUESTIONS? Reposting this: Hello Newer Friendly type people. Heres a few things you should know about me. I am 30 years old. I have four children. I DO NOT HAVE ANY DAMN NAKED PICS SO FFS PLEASE QUIT ASKING! I joined this site for FRIENDS not to partake in the Meat Factory that some ppl think this place is. I have been here six months and in the last 2 months I have gotten the private pics question at least 5 times a day. Now If you would like to be a person I want to talk to and associate with on a regular basis treat me as a lady and not your one way ticket to boobs and ass. I am a good girl. I dont put up anything I wouldnt want my mom to see.
End Users
Honestly can they really make up their mind what they want? you spend a lot of time creating something for them then they want it changed even stuff the can't really be done because of the database logic. If you don't like it just go back to using paper and let veryone else pass you up. Get the specs right first then send the request. Saves a lot of time and their money :) But hey guess its job security :) And what is with this nutty weather, either get really cold snow and get it overwith or warm up and be nice. I'm tired of having to wait 15 to 20 min for my truck to warm up to keep the carb from icing over.
Let Our Voices Be Heard
LET OUR VOICES BE HEARD By D.S.M Life in the 21st century should be easy sailing for all people, but as you and I both know it is not. With the massive Jewish influence in the media, the government sponsoring terrorists through funding of Israel and the blacks and mestizo gaining unchecked access to our borders. The life for a white man has become regressive to the first time we settled our lands. Instead of us fighting Indians now we are forced to fight the illegals flooding our borders on an hourly basis, instead of building towns and technologies we are forced to protect them. With knowledge being controlled and news being censored it has become ever so present that the white race is under siege by the Jew and their hate filled agenda. More and more of our children are being brainwashed and being lead to believe that they should be ashamed of the race they come from. The way of life we live has come under constant attack from the would be un-doers of our race, with the co
How To Make A Salem Lacroix
How to make a Salem Lacroix Ingredients: 5 parts intelligence 3 parts self-sufficiency 1 part joy Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
New To All This
Hi all im new to cherrytap but have been using myspace for ages now. mypsace seems easier to use and ill stay on there as ive alot of freinds :D cherrytap seems slightly different, i dunno how to make myself a cool background for one... any help would be appreciated!! also my profile says im 36 eeepp not 36 till august!! :S thanx for reading. lottie
Take It On The Run
Im feeling unloved soooooo Imma post 80's cheesey music so I feel Better!! Heard it from a friend who Heard it from a friend who Heard it from another you been messin around They say you got a boy friend Youre out late every weekend Theyre talkin about you and its bringin me down But I know the neighborhood And talk is cheap when the story is good And the tales grow taller on down the line But Im telling you, babe That I dont think its true, babe And even if it is keep this in mind You take it on the run baby If thats the way you want it baby Then I dont want you around I dont believe it Not for a minute Youre under the gun so you take it on the run Youre thinking up your white lies Youre putting on your bedroom eyes You say youre coming home but you wont say when But I can feel it coming If you leave tonight keep running And you need never look back again
See Chameleon Lying There In The Sun
::sighs::
I miss the 80's and 90's. I miss hairbands. I miss Growing Pains and Who's the Boss. I miss The Wonder Years. I miss the ABC after school special. Remember when the only reality TV show was The Real World on MTV?
A Rotting Corpse
A rotting corpse. The Distance is such a bitch, Feels like I'm dead in a ditch, Rotting away from the inside, As the flesh is eaten away on the outside, I'm being a bloody hypocrite, My internal organs are churning making me sick, All cause I'm wanting,wishing,longing to hold you, If I told you I didn't it wouldn't be true, Almost constantly thinking; n worry, Seeming perfectly fine on the outside but on the inside I'm crying, I'm laying here in filth n slime, Ugly as year old garbage n as worthless as a dime, you can argue if you wish cause I'll just give in, Can't argue with you so I'll just let you win, My blood draining out of all the slits of this rotting corpse, Don't call the corner it's to late there's nothing left, Just a carcass in "Gothic" dress, Now don't start to worry or blame thy self my dear, I'm just in a dreary mood I'll be fine you have nothing to fear, Cause today has been such a great day, I've had a lot of fun through out the day, There
Unttittled
The pain is all ways there, Even though you washed them away with tears, Your pain is your sorrow, You history is haunting your tommorrow, Now you feel as if theres nothing left, As you take deep breaths, Trying to figure out your life, You see no shining light, Only the pale moonlight, Theres darnkness n shadows danceing around, Nothing but sorrow abound, Now your sinking deeper n deeper, Hope has left you bitter n cold, Feelling as thiers no one out there to hold, No one willing to give their undying love, Leaving you in the grave towering above, Yet theres some one little that loves you unconditionally, Even though you think you see no one, There's somebody wanting you you just don't seem to see that one, Even in the darkest of nights, There are billions of burning lights.
I Was Listening To The Dresden Dolls When I Wrote This.
Don't ask I don't know but all I know it was a rainy day. Current mood: creative I took the trash out today but who cares Im just waisting away into nothingness you've talked about ya bad days yet you don't wanna tell me anything otherdays I don't know what ya looking for I don't know if ya even know what ya looking for I'm being played with I'm geting fucked with But it doesn't matter cause I've taken the trash out today N it was a lovely day tis a sunny day Yet its a rainy day n the sunny isn't shiny my way Even though theres nothing good its a lovly day So what ya got to say about ya lonly ways Do ya wann go home with me Do you wann love me See ya can't figure out what ya want any ways So why are you trying to act like you care for me When you hardly talk to me Have you ever thought about call'n Did ya even think about sayin hi Why didn't ya come n vistit me today But it doesn't matter cause I took the trash out today It was a lovely day The sunny
Rip Hunters Lab (week 6)
When Booster enters Rip Hunter's bunker in Week 6, he finds it in disarray. Among the details of Hunter's lab, a giant globe is marked with red X's and the words "World War III Why? How?" A time machine sits broken. Notes scrawled everywhere indicate that there is a problem with the time stream, and as noted above, the number 52 figures prominently in these writings. Many of the writings foreshadow and refer to DC Universe events and characters, some of which are not yet introduced by the time of Booster's discovery.[4] A multitude of clocks are all stopped at 12:52 (00:52). Monitors show images of Rosa Parks, Abraham Lincoln, a sailing ship with the flag of the Knights Templar, Elvis Presley, the Boston Tea Party and a dinosaur. Papers on the floor bear the titles of canceled DC series, including superhero comic Infinity, Inc., 1940s humor title Casey the Cop, and Silverblade, a 1980s maxi-series about an actor-turned-vigilante. Also on the floor is a book titled Who's Who, using t
Week 32
- In the Himalayas searching for Nanda Parbat, Dibny comes across a monstrous Yeti! After knocking the wayward detective out, the beast is subdued and buried in snow by the Accomplished Perfect Physicianone member of Chinas greatest superteam, the Great Ten. - At an open casting call for new members, the Teen Titans get a visit from Osiris, with Sobek along for the ride. New Titans recruit Captain Marvel Jr. explains to the young hero that his association with Black Adam casts doubt as to his role as a hero. Osiris promises to publicly clean up his image so the Titans will know his dedication is for real. - In space, the stranded heroes decide to take the fight straight to Lady Styx rather than try to head home to rally Earths defenses against her. - Waking up in Nanda Parbat, Ralph is greeted by the Accomplished Perfect Physician. The Physician reveals the secrets of his own past and the past of the still-loose Yeti, who is a reserve member of the Great Ten. Dibny learns t
Week 37
- With the bottle city of Kandor crumbling around them, Rip Hunter and Supernova make a desperate dash to defeat Skeets, with the latter bigging up to take on the robot and revealing himself asBooster Freaking Gold! Thats right, kiddies. Since the supposedly self-absorbed hero first stepped into Hunters lab months ago, the pair has been teleporting Booster in and out of the timeline to create the masked heroeven going so far as to replace one Booster with his future corpse. While the reveal confuses Skeets long enough for Hunter to blast him with Supermans Phantom Zone projector, Skeets is more than able to suck up the Zones energy and inhabitants, and tears off chasing the heroic pair as they zap themselves out of sight. - Back in Star City, Ollie Queen is zeroing in on a mayoral victory while his buddy Green Lantern still plays cleanup from the events of last years crisis. Though things look swimming for the future city administrator, Queen continues to worry about the fa
Laugh !
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money. Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation... The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of y
Why!!
WHY BAD THINGS HAPPEND IN THE WORLD TODAY MAN IT'S CRAZY LIKE WHEN I WACTH TV OK LIKE TODAY I WAS WACTHIN MUARY DAMN I HATE THAT SHOW BUT ANYWAYS THEY HAD THEM PEOPLE THAT BE CHEATIN ON THERE BOYFRIENDS AND STUFF IN HATE SEEIN THAT STUFF IT PISSES ME OFF I HARDLY DON'T EVEN WACTH THAT CRAP AND THEN THERE'S THE BOREIN NEWS EVERYTHING IN THAT IS NOTHIN BUT BAD STUFF TOO MAN WHEN IS EVERYBODY IS GONNA STOP BEIN MEAN TO OTHER PEOPLE AND START CARING FOR PEOPLE
First One
I'm just on here checking this site out cause a friend of mine recommended it to me. Guess I'll play around a little bit and see what's up.
Tonight!!!
Goin out for the night. Will be at Club Siren in Tac-town tonight until we get bored. Come on out.
Blessed
I say all the time that we should think objectively, see things honestly, rather than putting our own feelings into the math. We are so insignificant. We are so blessed. Why would God bless us, America, with so much? Why do I ask, when my question should be why do we squander these things? Im fed to the point that I will probably never know true hunger, none beyond a stomach growl. I wear the same pair of pants almost every day, but I am covered and warm. My parents dont support everything I do, but they care for me to the point that they feed me, clothe me, and provide me with all I need. How is it that with this knowledge I still allow myself to be hurt? How is it that so many hurt the same way I do and never tell? They fester. They destroy themselves. Stop destroying to heal inner pain. Constructing something better may be key. Our pain in life is nothing next to those deprived of life itself. I want to go and do something big to fix this injustice that is sel
Meeting The Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows hi
What He Says And What He Really Means:
What he says and what he Really means: I'm hungry" = I'm hungry "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy "I'm tired" = I'm tired "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = Let's have sex now "I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before "Yes, I
Just A Few Lines
HI ALL JUST WANTED TO SAY HOWDY TO MY DAUGHTERS MINDY SHEETS AN SHARE BEAR. HIS WILL PROBLY BE MY ONLY BLOG ON HERE CAUSE I DON'T BLOG MUCH AT ALL BUT FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT OR TWO. I'M URE I'LL COMMENT BACK ASAP. SO I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY NOW SO CATCH YOU ALL ON THE FLIP SIDE.
Buffalo!
Buffalo my home town I'm from Buffalo. We eat chicken wings, not buffalo wings. Jack Kemp is a quarterback, not a politician. We drink Labatt Blue and love it. Mighty Taco always has preference over Taco Bell. Pop, not soda and Pepsi, not Coke. They are sneakers not tennis shoes. It's a sucker, not a lollipop. Bison Chip Dip, La Nova Pizzeria, Aunt Rosie's Loganberry, Chiavetta's Chicken, and Ted's Hot Dogs are all too familiar...not to forget Anderson's Shakes. A fake ID is unnecessary when there is always Canada... but we have them any ways. Our bars don't close until 4, and we DO sell beer in a grocery store (Tops or Wegmans ), which always makes for early starts and late nights. Jim's Steak Out at 4 in the morning is calling it an early night... We never cuss, but we swear entirely too much. We know that a 65 mph speed limit really means 80. We will cut you off, swear, and give you the finger if you are not keeping up AND do it all in the snow, while expecting nothing less fr
My Greatest Fear
Sometimes many miles may lay between but long before the job I choose to do and one thought help's me throught my darkest hour each mile brings me closer to you (chorous) Please believe your all I've ever wanted if you should leave I don't know what I do I be like a child afraid of darkness my greatest fear I've had is loosing you Heaven knows I'll always have these demons watching for a place to take control wispering you'll never be there for me leading to end of my road (Repeat chorus) For long I wondered through this world no meaning in my life then I found you and finally saw the light (Final Chorous) So please believe your all I've ever wanted if you should leave I don't know what I do I be like a child afraid of darkness my greatest fear I've had is losing you my greatest fear I've had is losing you
Yes I'm A Bad American By: George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, and not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican. I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has the right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever cancelled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich, I don't pity the poor. I know that wresting is fake and I don't waste my time watching it or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up,
A Spare Moment
Well it would seem I have done something right this morning as I have found myself with a few extra precious moments to spare. The chemistry homework I rack my brains on for two days was a complete success a 100% and 80% the scores for the chapter tests. I have my fingers crossed for the rest of the semester. Although I have a theory that they make chemistry more difficult than it has to be but hey if they made it easier the world would be flooded with even more chemists which is a frightening thought at least to me. We have enough people running around with the knowledge to destroy the world as it is, while I know science of all kinds is a great tool I also know it can be used as a great evil as well. I have been playing around with thought of writing again but that will have to wait a bit longer as I prefer to do my work on the computer, one does waste paper needlessly then. Yeah I know a little preaching there but often the things we care about come out in the words we wri
Writing And Poetry
So while rolling a group of us friends got together and started reading/writing poetry and then the Somerset Police show up. it goes as follows. Slipping a cute smile on her face an acute glimpse of what the ghost looks of. Raving a cold breeze brushes against. surfacing bumps become paranoia. staying still, not passing a breath. Crawling onto the bed, to simply sacrifice the body to leave. Whispers of questions consume the air. The ones in flight plummet to lips. Scared of the shame we're scared of. Silent the motion travels. The vague image of sunlight darkness, patrols to send all things out. Addiction get into this ghost. fleeing the impending, to trouble the weak. Calamity come again and weep, at the foot of bedsides. continue the prosecution all granted to challenge. always fleeing the scene, to begin, but not finish. Why? Must that question be asked. By:Ocean To Prejudge is togive the gun. To Judge in realization is to shoot the gun. All coff
In The Way That I Want To?
Can I use your body for my pleasure, which is to pleasure you? Will you lay and let me love you In the way that I want to? Can I love you with my eyes Feed your lust upon my gaze Show you with my sparkle All my loving ways? Can I kiss you with my warm lips Breathe my fire upon your flesh Can I stroke you with my velvet tongue Smooth you with my silk? Can I love you with my breasts Trace every contour of your flesh? Can I linger there as I wish Until I've had enough? Can I watch the moisture Form upon your dewy skin Can I savor and devour it Take it all within ? Can I love you with my softness And feel your hardness grow? Can I sit astride your body And really let you know? Can I use your body for my pleasure Which is to pleasure you? Will you lay and let me love you In the way that I want to?
# 9
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. ~I Corinthians 13:4-8~
# 10
Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain. ~Leo Buscaglia~
# 12
THROUGH LOVE all that is bitter will sweet Through Love all that is copper will be gold. Through Love all dregs will turn to purest wine Through Love all pain will turn to medicine. Through Love the dead will all become alive. Through Love the king will turn into a slave!
# 13
i carry your heart with me, i carry it in my heart and i'm never without it. anywhere i go, you go, my dear. and whatever is done, by only me, is your doing, my darling. i fear no fear for you are my fate, my sweet. i want no world for beautiful, you are my world my true. it's you or whatever a moon has always meant, and whatever a sun will always sing is you. here is the deepest secret nobody knows here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the trree called life which grows higher and higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide and this is the wonder that is keeping the stars apart i carry your heart, i carry it in my heart.
# 5
I think of you with every waking moment of my life and dream of you with every dream that I have; I miss you.
# 19
Girls are like fireworks there kiss lights up the night there hugs make everthing bright when they get mad they explode when they are happy they make everthing glow
*..:blind:..*
..How can I be so blind.. ..To think that you made up your mind.. ..Why am I so unconscious.. ..To think to you, I'm so lucious.. ..Am I that mislead.. ..To think you actually meant what you said.. ..How did I get myself into this mess.. ..I thought it would be for the best.. ..My point is... You don't realize how deep you get.. ..Until you regret the day you met..
-i'll Be Fine-
i'll be fine w/o u i won't even cry even though i know "i love you" was a lie so go on with ur life and i'll go on with mine getting pass the knowledge all u did was lie i'm willing to be friends but it will take time untill than....good-bye!
Why Men Are Rarely Published In Dear Abbydear
Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear AbbyDear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my en
Im Really Bored
I will be going to third shift here soon and I have to stay up all night to get my patterns regulated. So, of course, I'm bored and horny, lol.
Friendship Quote.
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
Life Sucks
im inlove wit some one who cant show it back i have made love to her twice and now i can never see or talk to her again so what do i do i have no fuckin clue but i will say that she is perfect in every way she has no flaws her skin is silky and puts me in hevean every time i touched her but now life has ripped that away from me i can not replace her if i tryied
Loss And Tragedies
A close friend of mine suffered tremedous losses the past 2 years. I feel for her I lost my grandparents when I was 17 and my own parents when I was 19. I have no siblings so I felt very much alone. If it wasnt for someone very special in my life I am not sure where I would be right now. I have my church and my boyfriend and many close friends that keep my up when I feel sooo down. Now it is my turn, please pray for my friend, she lost her grandmother, father and grandson this year. She has siblings but still feels very much alone. PLease keep her in your prayers. Thank you
Where The Sidewalk Ends
Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein There is a place where the sidewalk ends And before the street begins, And there the grass grows soft and white, And there the sun burns crimson bright, And there the moon-bird rests from his flight To cool in the peppermint wind. Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black And the dark street winds and bends. Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow, And watch where the chalk-white arrows go To the place where the sidewalk ends. Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow, And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go, For the children, they mark, and the children, they know The place where the sidewalk ends.
The Razor's Edge
Walking on Razor's edge, so hard for me to find my way home. How could it have come to this? So hard to pick the right from the wrong. I can't try to hide behind myself anymore. I can't try to reason with the pain and misfortune. So I will grab hold to forever and walk right through this open door. Walking on this lonely road, the heartbreaking pain at my side. Without two arms to hold me, nothing but the chain of goodbyes. I can't try to hide myself anymore. I can't try to reason with the pain and misfortune. So I will grab hold to forever and walk right through this open door. I can't try to hide behind myself anymore. I can't try to reason with the pain and misfortune. So I will grab hold to forever and walk right through this open door. I can't try to hide behind myself anymore. I can't try to reason with the pain and torture. So I will grab hold to forever and walk right through this open door.
Ass Like That
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Would You Let Me?
you let me in the door and lead me to the bed room. unaware of what I have planned. I have seen your 4 poster bed before, and I have brought goodies to the party tonight. we stand in your room kissing and caressing and undressing. I lay you down on the bed, tell you to close your eyes. I have brought ropes all ready looped and slip your hand in and you are mine, you open your eyes and I have your other hand and it is now tied. you look surprised and anxious. you resist and ask what I am doing, i am silent. I move to your feet and tie them up. you look scared, but it is going to be OK. i start to kiss your toes and lick the top of your feet. work my way up your legs kissing and touching. you are shivering and wiggling. i near your pussy and can see a hint of wetness and can smell your sweetness. not yet, i kiss your hips around to your belly. i blow warm breath on your skin, you pull at the restraints, asking me to let you loose, but not yet, i move up to your heaving breast and nuzzle
The Tropics!
We get off the plane and are greeted by the smell of ocean breezes and tropical forests. We look at each other and smile. It is a smile of things to come and what awaits us on this adventure. We get our bags and find the limo and are carried away to our hotel. We get checked in to out suite, it is glorious, living room , bedroom, the works. We are tired, but it is early, I say I am going to take a shower. I am in the shower and the door opens and you join me. We help each other lather up, washing each others back and other body parts, so that we are getting aroused. My cock has come to life and is hard in your hand as you gently stroke it. My hand fines its ways to your sweet pussy and I rub your clit, you moan. We are kissing deeply. I turn you around facing away from me, you bend over exposing your now hot pussy to me. I take you by the hips and put the head of my cock against you, you shiver and moan. I slowly enter you and feel your tightness around the head of my cock. I stop to s
The Park!
we meet in a park one sunny warm fall afternoon. we have been planning this for weeks and it is finally here. i see you from across the grassy lawn. I walk towards you and you towards me, our eyes lock on each other. our hearts are pounding. we come together and embrace in one long sweet kiss. we begin to walk holding hands, talking. soon we come across a side path, we take it and it dead ends at a small stream. we sit down under a tree on the leaves and start to kiss and fondle each other. it has just gotten warmer. our breathing quickens, urges start to stir down below. you feel the bulge in my pants and i feel the dampness of your sweet pussy through yours. i nuzzle your breast with my lips and bite your blouse. we are so hot and ready for each other. you unzip my pant and release my now rock hard cock, you begin to slowly kiss and lick it, it feels so good. i help you out of your pants and panties. i reach down feel the wetness of your pussy. i find your clit and slowly rub and car
Hot And Sexy Centerfold Beaty
Party
hey yall party at my house this weekend so if your on fortwainwright let me know and ill hook it up with details...Mickala ps make sure you bring hella alcohol!!!
Even Better Slipknot Shit !!!
Hmm.. Another Survey
1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh? most definitly 2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex? never have with the lights on, so i dunno.. 3. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences? no 4. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you? yes 5. Would you ever start a relationship with someone who was still living with an ex for financial reasons? yes, as long as they stay exes then i will trust and respect that... 6. Do you need to know everything about someone's past? no but it's nice if they talk 7. It is more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world? appreciate it 8. Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life? i dunno 9. Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a "higher level"? not really 10. Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with or a great lover you can't re
Mia
I know I have been gone a long time but trying to get things done i have finally moved into my new apartment but i am still very busy trying to make it a home for me and my kids. and my fiancee that comes to see me once a month for now until i can get him more often. we haven't set the date yet and don't plan on it for atlest a year from now so we can make sure its right for both of us so far so good on Feb 15, 2007 it will be 3 months that we have been together so its all good we do love each other and are still in the honeymoon stage that we will be in the rest of our lives its awesome that i have finally found mr right and am happy to be his fiancee
Ct Flirt Contest....
On 2-3-07 the CT Flirt contest will start...I want to win...so will you help. Click Here on Saturday...
Flirting By Touching
Nothing sends across the message "I'm attracted to you" stronger than when a woman touches you repeatedly during conversation. It is the oldest and most powerful flirting technique that the world has ever seen. It makes you immediately warm up to her, get a very good feeling about her, and raises your interest in her significantly. Doesn't it? But why does it have this effect on you? How can you go from being slightly interested in a woman to being just shy of infatuated with her after a series of light touches and rubs? You see, our minds are naturally programmed to respond to human touch in a positive way, which makes it a huge influence on who we are attracted to even more so than what we see, hear, or smell. That means that by simply touching a woman correctly you can make her more attracted to you than you could ever do with your looks, your words, and your cologne... combined! Because of the structure of todays society, many of us are not as accustomed to touching as we
Ya Never Know
answer this and send it back 2 me in my inbox. You can add more to these if you want. Post it on ur bulletin w/ out the answers. You might be surprised w/ the results y = Yes n = No m=Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a porn movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends?
Richard Pryor~the Mafia
Fun Facts Revisited
Ok so my Happy Kinky Country lover woman has posted all of her fun and amazing facts, so I suppose it's my turn. It's not much so don't expect too much excitement. *I was once on "Romper Room" *I am an only child *I was named after a character in a musical (joy of joys) *I was adopted *If I get defensive about the Arabs it's cuz my dad IS one * I dont like chocolate ice cream or chocolate cake * Love is more important to me than anything ( not including my kids) * I have a dent in my forhead. I was 6 months old. My mom was carrying me down the stairs. Her heel broke off of her shoe and I flew down the stairs smack into a door knob. ( This explains a lot about me doesnt it?) I think that is all I am willing to share right now. I have to have some mystery don't I?
Micks Life's Lessons!
Well when you think you know someone, You should be sure you really do. The one whom you think will always be there when you are in need, may not want to be there when you need them most. If i had a half of a cent for every time I have been there for them, I could retire, But if I had a a dollar for everytime i needed them and they were there for me I would be in the poor house. Why is it that one will take anothers kindness for their weakness? Neveer put all your eggs in one basket. Unless you are sure they are secure....The one who seems to care may be awaiting for a time when you are down, to kick you square in the teeth, So one may ask what to do if this happends to you?,,,,,Well I say fuck them! I say keep your head up,,, Dont let anybody hold you down,,,Life is too short.. So keep walking forward,,,Secure your goals and your dreams,,,Nobody can take them from you,,,They are yours and yours alone,,, Live every moment as if it is your last... laugh as much as one can,,,,,,,,And
Krama
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?
Extroversion
Your Extroversion Profile: Cheerfulness: Very High Friendliness: Very High Activity Level: High Assertiveness: High Sociability: High Excitement Seeking: Low How Extroverted Are You?
Poetry
THERE COMES A POINT IN LIFE WHEN YOU CAN ONLY STAND SO MUCH OVER THE YEARS STRESS BUILDS UP AND YOU JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THE DAWN OF AGES CATCHES UP WITH YOU ONE STRING OVER THE LIMIT THE BUTTONS GET PUSHED TILL YOU VOMIT OUT ANGER OR BLOW UP ON SOMEONE WHOM IS UNDESERVING OF IT PEOPLE ARE LIKE BOOKS EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT LIKE THE BREEZE OF THE OCEAN BEACH THE MOON REFLECTING OFF THE WATER SHORES THE SWEET SMELL OF SALTY OCEAN WATER BLEMISHED WITH THE SANDS THE CRISP BLUE SKYS THE PERFECT MOMENTS TO TAKE THE TIME TO CHERRISH LIFE AND THE MOMENTS THE AIR YOU BREATHE THE EVERY DAY LIFESTYLE MOST DONT TAKE THE TIME TO DO SO ITS SAD REALLY .... IM SUCH A ROMANTIC HAHA NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT ITS GOOD TO HAVE THAT AND SHARE IT WITH SOMEONE DEAR AND NEAR TO YOUR HEART MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD AND WARM INSIDE SHOW THEM LOVE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SHOWN ANYONE B4 TO PEOPLE DEEPLY MADLY IN LOVE HAPPINESS TOGETHER IS SOMETHING OF IMPROTANCE... BROKEN SOULS IS ABOUT PEOPLE DAMAGING PEOPL
Cold Hearted Corpse
COLD AS ICE FIERCE AS FIRE SHE DESIRES NOTHING MORE THAN THE MISERY AND PAIN OF OTHERS SHE FEEDS OFF OF OTHERS HATE AND SUFFERING ... SHE PAYS NO MIND TO ANYONE IMMORTAL AND BRUTAL .... SENSUAL LUSTRIUS SIN MELTS INTO HER DARK SOUL FULL OF REVENGE AND CHARMA DRENCHED IN BLOOD FROM HEAD TO TOE HER NATURE OR PURPOSE IS TO FEED UPON THERE SUFFERING AS SHE CONSUMES YOUR SOUL DEEP DARK EYES TAINED SPIRIT DWELLS WITHIN HER PUNISHMENT IS HER GAME ... SHE SHOWS NO EMOTION NOR FEAR HER DEVILISH DELIGHT HOW BEAUTIFUL AS YOU FEEL RAGE SHE FEEDS OF CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION UNMERCIFUL THE SMELL OF SULFER YOU SENCE HER SOUL NEAR BY AS YOU FEEL A COLD CHILL UP YOUR SPINE YOU SEE OBJECTS FLAME YOUR WAY AS YOU ARE THE TARGET ....... AN ABOMINATION FROM THE PITS OF HELL TO UNLEASH ALL ITS FURY PAIN AND ANGUISH ONE WOULD NOT IMAGINE THE DAMAGE THIS ONE CAUSES NOR WOULD YOU EVER WISH IT UPON YOUR SOUL ,, YOU WOULD B
Cataclysmic Words
you said youd make us last now im weaving a future from a very tangled past things are becoming rearranged im caught up in the fast lane of change our relationship was a mystery im scarred by its terrifying history being truthful about this is very essential waiting beneath your surface hidden potential i held a basket of sweet dreams you filled it with hurtful accusing schemes you are no longer my aching wings my fate has not cheated me of everything i gave into your admirable seduction a sip from the cup of pure destruction as I undo these binding laces a release from harsh lines and your two faces
Gift Giveaway
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Weeding Photo Albums
Ok.. I'm going through my photo album and getting rid of the bad self-pics.. I would love some input on what ones should definately go... which are any unflattering ones.. please give me input in the comment sections of the pictures... Thanks!
Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again---but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "
My Valentine :(
Since My Valentine Got A Computer Since my Valentine got a computer My love life has taken a hit. Nothing I say is important Unless it’s a byte or a bit. Before she got her new laptop, Everything was just fine; Now she says we can’t talk Unless we both go online. "But honey," I said, "I’m attached to you; Love is what I feel." "That keyword isn’t relevant," She said, with eyes of steel. She clicked the keyboard furiously; The screen was all she could see, And then to my horror and shame, She started describing me: "Your motherboard needs upgrading; Your OS needs help, too. And you definitely need a big heatsink To cool your CPU." "Don’t flame me, my sweet," I pleaded. "Not on Valentine’s Day." "Fix the bugs, and I’ll see," she said, While looking at me with dismay. "What ever you want, my darling; Whatever you need; you call it. I’ll upload or download anything, And then I’ll go install it." (Her hostile CD keeps replaying,
Rowan's Sweet Submission Part 5
His name had been Rick, he had since moved on to employment elsewhere, but Rowan had apparently fallen fairly hard for the charm he turned her way, only to find out he was going to be married; their affair had lasted about three months and it seemed Rick informed her that she had simply been a last, premarital conquesthis fiance, a thin, blonde model hadnt known anything about Ricks final affair, though he hadnt had a problem telling Rowan that the woman he was to marry was far more his type than she could ever behearing the details gave Jack a greater insight into what he was up against and it made him understand that he would have to employ desperate measures if he wanted to knock down Rowans walls and set her passions free. He called her to his office to ask her about some damage to some peices she restored. A flimsy ruse to be sure, she was a perfectionist, she would never damage any peice she worked on. She was clearly nervous but she tried hard not to give that away. Sh
Rowan's Sweet Submission Part 10
What is happening between you and I is real and it is the most powerful thing I have ever known and I will admit, it is scary, because it is so intense, but I wont let fear stop me from exploring this, sweetheart. I dont know what to say to that. Do this for me. Admit that you feel it. You feel the pull. Yes. Yes, I feel it. I have from the very first. But you kept rejecting me. The sexual tension gave sudden way to the emotions, the needs that went beyond the physical. I know you have been hurt before. She opened her mouth to speak, but he pressed a finger to her lips. But I am not that jackass and I cant let you judge me because of what he did and II got you here to make you give me a real chance, and I am not about to let you get away without giving it to me. His mouth came down hard on hers again, with more force than before; his tongue drove wildly into her mouth as she arched into himopened herself to himhis words had touched her as nothing else c
As I Dream In Bed
Late one night as I dream in bed Darkness fills our sky The Ground Trembles And Begins to Break Awakening my Sleeping Spirit As I stare outside, I realize that I am not home I feel as if something is there, lurking in the corner of my room I lay eyes upon what has been watching me It is the most horrific thing I have ever seen Desperately, Fratically, I scream for The Healer to help me Never in my life have I had to fight so hard to wake up I try to run, but I am stuck, being pulled back to sleep, into this twisted reality I know that Im no longer stuck inside a dream, and it is hard for me to understand, but deep down inside there is a part of me knows exactly where I am.
Bored
3 Days Grace I Hate Everything About You Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven't missed you yet {Turns to harder rock} Every room they kept awake By every science scream we make All the feelings that I get But I still dont miss you yet Only when I start to think about it... {Hard rock chorus} I...hate everything about you Why...do I love you? I...hate everything about you Why...do I love you? {Rock gets a little softer} Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven't missed you yet Only when I start to think about it... {Chorus} Only...when I...start to think...about you...I know Only when you...start to think...about me Do you know... {Hard rock chorus} I...hate everything about you Why...do I love you? You...hate everything about me Why...do you love me? I...hate...you...hate I...hate...you love me I...
Cute Recipe For Love
In light of National Heart day I have provided the following to all of you that need directions... lol Recipe for Love Ingredients 2 Hearts Full of Love 2 Heaping Cups of Kindness 2 Armfuls of Gentleness 2 Cups of Friendship 2 Cups of Joy 2 Big Hearts Full of Forgiveness 1 Lifetime of Togetherness 2 Minds Full of Tenderness Method Stir daily with Happiness, Humor and Patience. Serve with Warmth and Compassion, Respect and Loyalty
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Raining In My Heart
The sun is out - the sky is blue there's not a cloud to spoil the view but it's raining - raining in my heart The weather man says clear today he doesn't know you've gone away and it's raining - raining in my heart Oh, misery - misery what's gonna become of me I tell blues they musn't show but soon these tears are bound to flow cause it's raining - raining in my heart But it's raining - raining in my heart And it's raining - raining in my heart
Carrying Your Love With Me
Baby all I got is this beat up leather bag. And everything I own don't fill up half. But don't you worry 'bout the way I pack. All I care about is getting back real soon. A goodbye kiss is all I need from you. I'm carrying your love with me. West Virginia down to Tennessee. I'll be movin' with the good Lord's speed. Carrying your love with me. It's my strength for holdin' on, Every minute that I have to be gone. I'll have everything I ever need. Carrying your love with me. On a lonely highway, stuck out in the rain. Darlin' all I have to do is speak your name. The clouds roll back and the waters part. The sun starts shining in my heart for you. You're right there in everything I do, 'cause...
My Theme Song!!
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You Got Served Part 1
Jerky Boys: My Freind I'll Kill You
Tears
I guess it starts with innocence and moves on from there, because my tears always seem to change. They can crash to the floor like in anger, or float into hands like from happiness. And this nght has been full of tears. It has been full of tears, but more recently, the last tears I cried, were of utter suprise and happiness. It's not that I try to care, it just happens, and one of my problems is that I care way to much. I love him so much that it rips me apart, and I know now that he feels the same way, but like most things, it will probably never be becasue he belongs to another. But I know in his heart, I have his love, I have his caring and his wonder, and as long as I know if I fall his hand will be there to catch me, I can make it through the day.
Anymore
I can't hide the way I feel About you... Anymore I can't hold the hurt inside Keep the pain out of my eyes Anymore My tears no longer waiting My resistance ain't that strong My mind keeps recreating A life with you alone And I'm tired of pretending That I don't love you anymore Let me make one last appeal To show you how I feel About you... 'Cause there's no one else I swear Holds a candle anywhere next to you My heart can't take the beating Not having you to hold A small voice keeps repeating Deep inside my soul It says "I can't keep pretending... I don't love you anymore." I've got to take the chance Or let it pass by If I expect to get on with my life My tears no longer waiting Oh, my resistance ain't that strong My mind keeps recreating A life with you alone And I'm tired of pretending I don't love you anymore Anymore... Anymore...
Whiskey Lulaby
She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind Until the night He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said I'll love her till I die And when we buried him beneath the willow The angels sang a whiskey lullaby LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath She finally drank her pain away a little at a time But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind Until the night She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger And finally dran
Its Your Love
Dancin' in the dark middle of the night Takin' your heart and holdin' it tight Emotional touch touchin' my skin And asking you to do what you've been doin' all over again Oh it's a beautiful thing don't think I can keep it all in I just gotta let you know what it is that won't let me go It's your love It just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder About the spell I'm under Oh it's your love Better than I was, more than I am And all of this happened by taking your hand And who I am now is who I wanted to be And now that we're together, I'm stronger than ever I'm happy and free Oh it's a beautiful thing, Don't think I can keep it all in If you asked me why I've changed, All I gotta do is say your sweet name It's your love It just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder About the spell I'm under Oh, it's your love Baby, Oh oh, oh, Oh it's a
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When You Look Inside A Girl
Happy Hour
Yes!
Why Women Are Crabby
Why Women Are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water f
Good Morning 2-8-2007
First thing good morning my King..love ya Second, Good Morning all my special Cherries... Love everyone Going to class will back at 1 my time...Have exam in English...and one Math class today.. Thank you all for being my friend and Thank you Noli for loving me...
Good Shit...i Love It!!
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any different
Romance
It all started in the motel I was staying in. I had just got done getting all pimped out when there was a knock at the motel door. I knew it was you. I answered the door and there you where standing there looking just so stunning. I was taken back by your beauty. Your hair was all done up. You had a sexy pink shirt and a little black skirt (short but not sluty short)on. I invited you in. There where two chairs in the room. You sat in one while I went and got some bottled water I had bought earlier. We talked for a bit. I said to you You really look absolutely beautiful. You smiled. You have a beautiful smile too" I point out, you grrrred me. You want to go out and do something?" I asked. No" Was your reply. Well lets go lay on the bed, it is much more comfortable. I said. We can watch some T.V. and just chill." So we did just that. After a minute or so I asked you Well do u have to go home tonight and if not, would you spend the night with me?" You replied with such a sweet vo
Got This Quiz From A Friend
You have a sexual IQ of 112 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Korn- Word Up
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Black Eyed Peas- Pump It
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Backstreet Boys- Everybody
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But I Do Love You
I dont like to be alone in the night And I dont like to hear Im wrong when Im right And I dont like to have the rain on my shoe But I do love you, but I do love you I dont like to see the sky painted gray And I dont like when nothings going my way And I dont like to be the one with the blues But I do love you, but I do love you Love everything about the way youre loving me The way you lay your head Upon my shoulder when you sleep And I love to kiss you in the rain I love everything you do, oh I do I dont like to turn the radio on Just to find I missed my favorite song And I dont like to be the last with the news But I do love you, but I do love you Love everything about the way youre loving me The way you lay your head Upon my shoulder when you sleep And I love to kiss you in the rain I love everything you do, oh I do And I dont like to be alone in the night And I dont like to hear Im wrong when Im right And I dont like to have the rain on my s
Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning
Where were you when the world stopped turning that september day Out in the yard with your wife and children Or working on some stage in l.a. Did you stand there in shock at the sight of that black smoke Rising against that blue sky Did you shout out in anger, in fear for your neighbor Or did you just sit down and cry Did you weep for the children who lost there dear loved ones And pray for the ones who don’t know Did you rejoice for the people who walked from the rubble And sob for the ones left below Did you burst out in pride for the red, white and blue And the heros who died just doin’ what they do Did you look up to heaven for some kind of answer And look at yourself and what really matters I’m just a singer of simple songs I’m not a real political man I watch cnn but I’m not sure I can tell you The difference in iraq and iran But I know jesus, and I talk to god And I remember this from when I was young. Faith, hope and love a
I Know This Is A Nice Place To Meet People And All......
but im not so sure its the healthiest place. let me elaborate. i guess if one needs the stimulation of strangers telling them how sexy they are, to feel sexy, or wants to see pics of people who otherwise wouldnt give them the time of day, then go for it, its all for you. i personally would like to meet someone to friggin TALK TO, who can carry on a conversation that doesnt necessarily include the words, can i see your tits? i chose to come here because my husband has made some friends here, but now im seeing that some of of them arent exactly friends material, cause it seems all they want is in his pants. theres more to him than that, and with the kids and the house, theres certainly more to him that I, as his wife, deal with, which these women who are on a manwhore hunt are not ready or willing to deal with. we used to swing, basically we put that lifestyle aside because A: theres no one trustworthy anymore, and B: people wanted nothing but the sex, and im too old for that shit. ye
Jersey Ftw
You Know You're From South Jersey When... You don't "go to the beach", you go "down the shore". In your mind you hear "watch out for the tram car please" even in your sleep. You've had arguments over cheesesteak quality. When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard. You know someone named Siprasiut Xayapachan. You've actually found the Echelon Mall. Your uncle is in the mafia. You or your friends have Lyme Disease. You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country. You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them. You know what became of the 13th Leeds child, and claim to have seen him one time while peeing in the woods. One time you were driving in the woods and got stuck in sand. You have an EZ Pass, but you just hold it up. Even though there's a new Wal-Mart in your town, you still go to the Berlin Farmers Market for cheap stuff. Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence
Connecticut
You Know You're From Connecticut When... You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party. You never went to a bar in high school. You thought that the only highways were 91 and 84. You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm You actually thought that Hartford was big You or someone you know has attended UCONN You drive a JETTA You still think that the Whalers are cool. You have been to Misquamicut and to that little hot dog place. There is a farm within miles of your house You thought bars were really for people over 21 Your high school thanksgiving football game was the highlight of your school year. You don't have an accent when you talk You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish. You love Hilton Kaderli and your mom cried when he retired. UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different You have deer in your backyard. You didn't drink or do drugs unti
A Lover's Kiss
Standing there at the sink He walked up behind her Feeling his hands Sliding around her waist She felt his breath The heat against her neck Soft lips brushing her skin Making the tingling start In the back of her neck Slowly soft lips Move to her ear Sucking in her lobe Teeth scraping it on release Heat building inside He turns her around Facing him Looking into his eyes His head lowers Her head rises Heartbeats race Their lips meet Soft Gentle Caressing She feels his tongue Parting her lips Deepening the passion Bodies aching His tongue found hers Dancing together Exploring She moans Knowing how she feels He lifts her up The kiss deepening As her legs wrap around him He carries her off Up the stairs Still not breaking The kiss they share
Be My Valentine: What Does That Mean?
Be my Valentine: What does that mean? Each of us must walk through life alone, More deeply desolate than we have known, Yearning for a truth we've never seen. Valentines are from beyond that dream, Are like a sunrise on a world of stone. Little on this journey can we own Except as miracles might intervene. No way but through loving might we give The freedom of our being to another. In such a sacrifice we hope to live No longer bound by dreams of flesh and bone, Even as we bind our lives together.
Untitle
I am thinking of too many things I am so angry with this world My blood is boiling because I am so angry I am so confusing in my mind My goal of direction get me no where I see the road go to somewhere but I don't know where that road go to? I found out that I am type 2 diabete I would say something punished me for some reason. Yup, I am so angry for many reason My family, My friends and exes hurt me so badly. Do they have a better life? Yup they do or not? I am single of because I love my baby daughter. Being single may is fun but most lonely at night time. What is the forgive? Would I forgive people make my life better? My mind is out of control. My goal of direction get me no where Yes, I am sad I am lonely every night. Am I dersve for this? Do I enjoyed being single? I am angry with this world.. Angry get me no where but relieve I am better person but am I deserve for this? I hardy sleep because I always dream of nightmare I wish I am vampire becau
There Is Love Out In The Air
Oh baby, There is love out in the air Tomorrow you love me, but Today I love you Oh baby, There is love out in the air We are held together and we are in love Tomorrow you love me, but Today I love you Oh baby, There is love out in the air Today we're dancing and smiling Tomorrow we are in very love Oh baby, There is love out in the air Tomorrow you love me but Today we made love Oh baby, There is love out in the air Tomorrow we would get married but Today we made love Oh baby, There is love out in the air Tomorrow we would have children but Today we got married and are in love Oh baby, There is love out in the air Tomorrow we may are rich but Today We are so in love Oh baby, There is love out in the air Tomorrow we might die but Today we are in love forever No matter what happen to us baby We will always love each other forever.
" Who Want Warm Me Up?"
I am all alone I am so cold I want to cry I am all alone I am so cold I am all alone in my dark bedroom I am all alone I am so cold I want to cry Who want warm me up? I am all alone I am so cold I start have tear on my eyes I am all alone I am so cold Who want warm me up? My body are so sore I am all alone I am so cold Who want warm me up? I am all alone I am so cold I am all alone in my dark bedroom Who want warm me up? I am in lots pain My world start fade I am start disappear I am so cold I am all alone No one want warm me up
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Oh baby, You are mine No one can take you away from me You are my love Oh baby, you are so sexy All the woman look at you All of them are so jealous of me You are only look at me. You are so over heel of me Oh baby, You are mine Give me a wet kiss I am yours forever Oh baby, I am so over heel of you We hold and naked under the blanket Let me give you a love bite Oh baby, you are so sweet. You are very dear to my heart. We are smile at each other like wonderul thing happen to us Let me hold your hand Oh baby, You are mine No one can break the connection between us Our connection is very important to us Our love is most powerful Oh baby, I am all yours! We sit on bench and look at people who being sad or happy We are hold the hand and smiling We are look at each other's eyes Oh baby, We are together forever
Innovations Of A Special Kind, Part 1
Innovations of a Special Kind, Part 1 By jlbb It was Saturday afternoon and I was bored-out-of-my-head. My wife Janet had taken off for her mother's in a small town a couple of hundred miles away. It was one of those "need a little help" trips and she was going to return late Sunday afternoon. To make matters worse, my next-door golf buddy, Jack, had to take a quick business trip so he too was out of pocket. I was seriously thinking about going to a stupid shopping center just to kill some time! As I contemplated my next move, the phone rang. Jack's wife, Anne was on the phone. She apologized for bothering me, and then asked if I could come to their house and help move a couch! She said Jack had moved it out, so she had cleaned behind it, and now couldn't stand the way it looked. I told her I was looking for something to do, and would be right over! She met me at the door with a smile. Anne was a good-looking gal our same age. She was fairly short, had curvy legs, maybe just
Innovations Of A Special Kind, Part 4
Innovations of a Special Kind, Part 4 By jlbb The wonderful experience we had with Anne and Jack Saturday night left me with an image burned into my mind. It was that view of her stretching the cunt lips wide revealing the beautiful interior. Janet and I were more and more enthusiastic about our relationship with them, and the excitement of the mutual sex experience. I got home Wednesday a bit late; my clients were turning ugly, a common occurrence when the stock market starts sliding down the big hill. Janet had opened a bottle of wine and was sitting on the couch, beautifully nude, sharing her interest between one of her magazines and a totally stupid sit-com. I got out of my clothes, found a glass of wine and relaxed in the easy chair. We talked about the day. My problems with the super investors, and hers with the confused homebuyers. As we got through our personal gripes, I told her about my mind-set of Anne spreading her cunt and the view I experienced. I told her I
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A Secret Affair
They were sitting there; Talking one day About the games; They liked to play The secret games; Between the two Someone over heard; Someone they knew She couldnt believe; What she was hearing Her curiosity of it; Was so domineering The ache she felt; Was building inside She approached them; Hoping they would abide They looked bewildered; She started informing Them both all about; The plan she was forming She wanted to know; About what theyre saying He couldnt find out; That she was straying She was married you see; He wouldnt understand About her curiosity; Her need to expand They agreed to the plan; The she had brought A time to meet; Was all they sought Nervous as hell; Today was the day They were all there; Preparing to play Toys were brought; But set to the side Brought to make sure; No one was denied She watched the two; Start to tease Touching each other; Starting to please Reaching for her; They pulled her down Kissing her softly; Starting at her
Broken Me
Heart aches,beacons fate; don't know how,I'll ever learn to relate. Can't you see? There's nothing left of me. Don't you know? There's nowhere left for me to go. Didn't you hear? The way is not clear, don't know how you'll ever get near. The road is broken,split in two; don't know how, I'll ever make it to you. 26 August 2006
Apocalypse Part 3
Inner Journey
Love is not only something you feel. It is something you do." -- David Wilkerson In her book, No Less Than Greatness, Mary Manin Morrissey speaks of a research study that explored how family members communicate with each other. Apparently, the most frequently spoken words between husbands, wives, sisters and brothers were "Whats on?" and "Move." She goes on to say, "We all desire great relationships but often settle for just getting by. Many of us have stopped questioning the fact that we may know fictitious TV families more intimately than we do our own." The most powerful force in our lives is our ability to love. Indeed, its the most basic essence of who we are. How do you experience and express your love for the people in your life? "The whole idea of compassion is based on a keen awareness of the other.... The whole purpose of life is to live by love." -- Thomas Merton
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Lawyer And Client
It took a week to get my wife and her lawyer into a negotiation room. I had to take the day off work to go over every little detail. It was tedious and pointless the only good thing was watching my lawyer basically eat my wifes lawyer for lunch. After the meeting we went to her office her assistant Nell whom I spent an evening fucking about a week ago was leaving. She gave me a wink and wished us a good evening. We went into her office and she kicked off her pumps and took off her jacket exposing a fine silk blouse that looked bright against her brown skin. She was a fine looking black woman with full red lips, her hair was done up in the back except some bangs coming down the front of her face. She was about five, five and stacked, she hid it behind loose clothes but she had nice high c cup tits. Long sexy legs and a smokey voice that could melt butter. hope yaw do not mind it is the end of the day and I just wanna be comfortable she said putting her papers on the desk. You wa
Viagra Sold Over Counter On Valentine's Day
Viagra sold over counter on Valentine's Day Sun Feb 11, 2:13 PM ET Men will be able to buy impotence treatment Viagra over the counter in Britain for the first time from Valentine's Day, chemist chain Alliance Boots said on Sunday. Three Manchester Boots pharmacies will sell the prescription-only medication made by U.S. drugs group Pfizer in a pilot program from February 14. Men aged between 30 and 65 suffering from erectile dysfunction will be able to buy four Viagra pills for 50 pounds ($97) without having to get a prescription from a doctor first. Instead, they will have a private consultation with a Boots pharmacist, when their medical history will be checked and measurements taken of their blood pressure, cholesterol and blood glucose levels. On a return visit patients will see a private doctor to ensure they are suitable for a further supply of pills. "By creating a service that is easily accessible on the high street we hope that we help many more men
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Something To Give Your Loved One Or Friend
Because you are my love, I know the joy that comes from feeling closer to someone than I've ever felt before. Because you are my love, I know the passion of wanting to share everything I have, everything I am with you and only you. Because you are my friend, I know that I can count on you to hold my hand through the rough times and to be there to share the good times, too. Because you are my friend, I'll always have someone to make me smile; just when I need it most, to encourage me when I'm feeling confused or doubtful. And I know that I must be one of the luckiest people in the world to have someone like you- the perfect love, the perfect friend.
Good Morning
well today is a blizzard out there and well lets just say it sucks having to drive so far in it!! Yes it does. People aggrevate me who dont know what they are doin n what not. MY friend is whoring around with 2 peeps and she has a significant other messed up i guess but not as messed up until they SHOW UP AT UR HOUSE unannounced n with another person huh! what would u do???????????????
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Ramblings
After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. Boy does that say it all? So anyhow I am bored. Whos gonna be my valentine?
Me
One woman sitting alone wondering what life will throw at her next She is a daughter and a mother; she is trying so hard to be her best, But every now and again she sits and wonders why? All she has ever wanted was to reach for the sky. She has a heart of gold and gives her love freely to who needs her. Everyday she waits for news of friend from somewhere in the world Sitting waiting for someone- somewhere to take the pain away Waking up mornings crying and saying no not again She dreams of Tuscany and where she can sit and write Sun on her back and watch the birds in flight. Rolling hills and olive groves with fields of green Shes never been but its her dream and wonder if she can make its come true. But for now she will carry on as before and love her kids whom she adores. She is a friend that you all can depend.. She will be there and try and open doors. This woman has a lot of ideas and hope and dreams. And sometimes just sometimes she may come across weary Ju
Thanks
I wanted to take a second and thank all my dear friends fpr all the prayers. Also thnx to all th CT folks for the love! I am new to the CT network and am not online to often. Thnx again folks for all the love! I will send some love back to ya's as best I can!
Will You Love Me Tomorrow?
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Longing
I awake each morning you are there In my thoughts Everything I do each day you are there in my thoughts I lay down to go to sleep at night you are there in my thoughts I long for the day in the future you are there In My Arms by mike manley
In Less Than 7 Days!!!!!
He'll be hugging ME. And for once I won't look so pale thanks to Mr. Stripy Shirt. ♥
Only Hope ..song
There's a song that inside of my soul. It's the one that I've tried to write over and over again. I'm awake in the infinite cold, but you sing to me over and over and over again. So I lay my head back down, and I lift my hands and pray to be only yours I pray to be only yours. I know now you're my only hope. Sing to me the song of the stars. Of your galaxy dancing and laughing and laughing again. When it feels like my dreams are so far, sing to me of the plans that you have for me over again. So I lay my head back down, and I lift my hands and pray to be only yours I pray to be only yours. I know now you're my only hope. I give you my destiny. I'm giving you all of me. I want your symphony. Singing in all that I am. At the top of my lungs, I'm giving it back. So I lay my head back down, and I lift my hands and pray to be only yours I pray to be only yours. I pray to be only yours. I know now you're my only hope.
International Dirty Day
With so much choas and worry going around, I fight to want a reason to be here. Cause I dont really. And it sucks. Because I can hope and wish and pray how ever much I want and I still wont be where I want to be. Today is one of those Hallmark days where many people are in the comfort and adoration of the ones they love. I recieved an unexpected surprise that I had thought would never return. Pleading a pathetic case of "sorry" and "I am getting better" was all the words the woman handler could process. Again another woman fell away from him and again he comes back to me. I will not have it, I dont want it and now I am pissed off. Why cant he just fall in a hole and stay there and forget that I exsist. He blackened my eyes and tore my heart away and gave it back full of disease. And now he expects me to respect him?....FUCK THAT NOIZE! I have my heart somewhere else, and as far as I am concerned belongs there. It is this fantastic guy that kept the darker moments of today du
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Garden
When I was a boy, I thought as a boy. Educated by film, theatre, and novel on the concept of love. It was an undiluted concept. Pure as the northern snow. Love and sex were two synonymous ideals. One could not exist without the other. After engaging in sex for the first time, I learned something important: while the two could exist separately, that did not mean that they should. Fooling around is fooling around, but it only fills the void temporarily. For within each of us exists a void that we so desperately want to fill. We are not born with this void, but rather we grow into it. Sex is like filling an earthen pit with water; it will fill the hole, but over time, the water evaporates leaving the hole still there. Whereas love is akin to planting a garden in the hole. Now not all gardens take to growing in the same kinds of earth, but the hole is no longer empty. A void has been filled. Allowing us to enjoy our ga
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Amazing.
i was talking to ms. ruby on the phone last night and was telling her how today is exactly 7 days til ALL of us get to see Ryan. *Myself and Chris are gonna go see him on Tuesday* the point is the more i think about it the more nervous i get. which i shouldn't because of the fact that it's Ryan. He's a good kid, but for some reason i'm so frazzled right now I don't know if i'm gonna be able to hold a conversation with him. lol
God's Boxes
I have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold. He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold." I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, Both my joys and sorrows I stored, But though the gold became heavier each day, The black was as light as before. With curiosity, I opened the black, I wanted to find out why, And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole, Which my sorrows had fallen out by. I showed the hole to God, and mused, "I wonder where my sorrows could be!" He smiled a gentle smile and said, "My child, they're all here with me." I asked God, why He gave me the boxes, Why the gold and the black with the hole? "My child, the gold is for you to count your blessings, The black is for you to let go." We should consider all of our friends a blessing. Send this to a friend today just to let them know you are thinking of them and that they are a joy in your life. A ball is a circle, no beginning, no end. It keeps u
Don't Mess With Mom
My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, and regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, with the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control, And it's ille
What Mixed Drink Are You
You Are a Bloody Mary You're a fairly serious drinker, who's experimented a lot with different drinks. You're a drunk, but a stable drunk. You don't ever let your drinking get out of control.What Mixed Drink Are You?
Mutual Agreements
tay tay and i broke up today. i'm kinda glad. i was sick of fighting all the time. over the same damn thing. it was a mutual agreement. so it wasn't like "i fucking hate you. die." it was nice. we agreed to be friends. but you all know how that one goes. i talked to brooke today. she's excited. so i am. i love brooke. and mrs tiger is like CAITLIN I LOVE YOU. so i'm like whatever. i'm going prom dress shopping saturday. i'm hoping to get that yellow dress i showed chels. it's pretty much legit. i'm going to fail algebra. and chemistry. joy. i'm stupid. bye. ps. you bitch! you killed me! you suck! hehe. pps. i miss you.
*grrr*
my night seem getting worse every hour.. my daughter got hurt and upset by someone and i went confront and i got treated shit by someone who do to my daughter. not long time ago I found someone lied to my own fucking face and I want beat some people up tonight so badly.. grrrrrrr I hope my day will be better for tomorrow.. y'all have a good night.. t'care
What Men Are Like...
What men are like... Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you Men are like Bananas. The older they Get, the less firm they are. Men are like Vacations They never seem to be long enough. Men are like Bank Machines Once they withdraw they lose interest. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off. Men are like Government Bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men a
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What Is Your Zodiac Sign?
LIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING in Bed.!!!!! CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny. PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good way CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!! AQUARIUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers. ARIES Outgoing. Spontaneous. No one to fuck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. TAURUS Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoi
Thats A Friend
FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE FOR EACH OTHER WHO SHARE THEIR SECRET'S TOGETHER WHO TALK ON THE PHONE WHO PLAY THAT'S A FRIEND.. FRIEND'S ARE PEOPLE WHO SAY I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU.. FRIEND'S ARE PEOPLE WHO SAY I LOVE YOU FRIEND'S THAT'S A FRIEND... THANK U FOR TAKEING THE TIME TO READ THESE LOT'S OUT THERE THEY LOVE TO READ POEM'S.. SOMETHING I WILL HAVE A LIFE TIME NOW SAVED WITH ALL MY FRIEND'S ALL SAFE AND SOUND INSIDE MY TOWER LOL XOXO ANNIE
Stripper?
So, I got told by a friend the other day that if I couldn't find a job, I should work as a stripper. Out of curiosity, I want to see how many of my friends think I could actually do it, and who thinks I should just keep looking, lol.
History Of Valentine's Day
Sorry guys, I've been on the road for the last three days. Finally catching up. -Mikey Not Like it Used To Be February 14 is Valentine's Day. Although it is celebrated as a lovers' holiday today, with the giving of candy, flowers, or other gifts between couples in love, it originated in 5th Century Rome as a tribute to St. Valentine, a Catholic bishop. For eight hundred years prior to the establishment of Valentine's Day, the Romans had practiced a pagan celebration in mid-February commemorating young men's rite of passage to the god Lupercus. The celebration featured a lottery in which young men would draw the names of teenage girls from a box. The girl assigned to each young man in that manner would be his sexual companion during the remaining year. In an effort to do away with the pagan festival, Pope Gelasius ordered a slight change in the lottery. Instead of the names of young women, the box would contain the names of saints. Both men and women were allowed to d
11 Minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently taps on the driver's window with his flashlight. The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop says: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane.... and nothing wild is happening! The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man
Music/lyrics
"Ride The Wings Of Pestilence" Hiding behind the shadows I'll be waiting in the dark to drive this blade straight through your heart I'll drag your body to the car as blood races down my arm I think everyone will wonder where you are (tonight) I'll hide you in my walls your body will never be found I'll wear your skin as a suit Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to Dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count (count) I believe it's 6 going on 7 now (7 now) I've been dreaming about you in a pool of your own blood with your eyes gouged out by the work of my thumbs the scent of your insides from under the floorboards the perfect perfume for settling a score. I'll hide you in my walls your body will never be found I'll wear your skin as a suit Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to Ride the wings of.... Ride the wings
You Are Important
You are important In moments of doubt, you may say it aloud Im nobody special, a face in the crowd I wont be remembered for the things Ive said Ive little to show for life that ive led Well listen to me, get your head off your chest, Dont judge your importance by fame and success Youve set yourself standards and values off worth Your loved and considered the salt of the earth For the genuine feelings that set you apart And the caring affection That springs from your heart With the warmth and wisdom In words that you speak, These are talents that make you unique, Plus one added extra required of a star Youre the last one to know How important you are.
The Turnaround
The heart has a habit of remaining fickle as a female. She is never satisfied. She is never sated in her quest to quench her desires. Instead she devours every tear and sighs in malcontent at your loneliness. She quivers at his touch and trembles when his kiss pierces your soul. She giggles incessantly when his words turn to chills that course through your body. She holds her breath when his gaze seems to pierce straight through you and into her. Though she remains vain to the end in her beleif that his heart whispers to her alone, she holds a vigilant guard, knowing that bliss is mearly temporary. She shatters when he walks away, vomiting tears and sighing in disgust. She quivers in anger and trembles as grief wracks her senses. She giggles at images of his demise and it gives her chills to dream of her revenge. She holds her breath to control her rage and blocks the pathetic whispers to forgive and forget. She let her guard down again. Just
You Will Alwayz Have That
tears roll, as I remember memories so strong, of yesterday the sun shone down on me this child, smile of a pumpkin on Halloween holds a puppy, brown patches on white looking into the eyes of the wise smile back at him days are warm, like the love shared words soft and caring remembered "yesterday a lamb, today a pup tomorrow? noone knows take good care of what you are given you know you will always have that" like today, we have that now we pray this morning to be happy to be well, that is what we got tomorrow, has not come yet just something to look forward to how is it, what grandmother said then would make sense right now this child, this young boy names his pup, kizhii(spotted one) and she grows, oneday to have her own litter and this young child, now grown picks one, who just look s like her and he remembers his great grand the same words soft and caring "take god care of what you are given you kno
Take My Hand
I am here, when you may need me someday.. a friend to you always, will never change.. from the night we met, I remember well.. the days after, I always wondered.. what you saw in me, that made your heart full.. I cant say I dont have that feeling anymore.. I hold back so much when we talk.. the feeling is stronger than I thought.. but, I will HOLD strong from my side.. days and nights, you are on my mind.. as I slowly let you go, the fire you lit in me.. is slowly die'n, deep in my heart, I am cry'n.. It seems like I am fine, I am okay.. I am a good liar, even to myself, that's ok.. you are my inspiration, to all I have accomplished.. up until now, I will have to keep going.. without you, it seems like I gave up, dont worry.. I will, I will, I will re-light that fire.. and as it burns, it will leave a memory of you so strong.. a mark for life on my heart, I never, remember.. I never stopped LOVING YOU, that is true.. your h
Cybering
Why is it whenever I'm horny as hell, there's no one who feels like cybering???
Weird Al "alimony"
Music Codes - MySpace Layouts Alimony lyrics Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah) (Yeah) 'Cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony) My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony) Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony) Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony) I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt) Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah Then she took me for everything, yeah everything She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get) (Get) Well I'm out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony) I'm broke (alimony), it's no joke (alimony) The check's in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony) My
What's Up?
Hey Everyone. Just thought I would update everyone on what's going on here. Well, it's Mardi Gras here. Whoo Hooo...unless your like me and this is all kind of routine. Just for once, I think I would want to find out what it is like for the rest of the country to know that there is a kick ass party going on, but you can't go. At least that is what I think it feels like. LOL. Anyway. As far as guys go, well I am just keeping my eyes open, but not exactly thrilled about it. LOL. Don't get me wrong, I love a hard-working man, but this is fucking ridiculous. So, needless to say I am moving on. He comes back, well...he won't know that I strayed unless someone on here knows him and I and tells him. :D I just know someone wouldn't be that mean, but then again you never know. :D although with all the people around here, I still feel a little alone in some aspects. I love hanging out with everyone, but I am not entirely excited to be here? LOL. I guess I am missing that MIA guy of mine, but the
Naughty Application (thanks To Miss Behavior)
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The 3 Blowjob's
There were these three guys named Rick, Bob and Tom, who were really good friends. One day they went out after just getting paid, having a few drinks together, as usual, when Rick says to the boys "Hey man, lets do something different for a change. I'm getting horny and I heard about this place down the road. Let's check it out." So the 3 men agreed and jumped in Rick's pick-up. When they got there, they noticed there was a sign on the door that said 'Blow Jobs for $5, $10, & $15'. So Bob not having to much extra cash to spend said "I'll go first for 5 dollars to see if it's worth it." He goes up to the door and knocks, pulls out his 5 dollar bill and then enters the building. He was gone about 10 minutes when he comes back out of the door with a big 'ol grin on his face. Seeing this Tom says, "Damn man, how was it?" Bob said "That was the best damn blow job I ever had! I'll never forget it!." So Tom said "Well, if it was that good, I'ma pay ten dollars!" He goes up t
Southwestern Beef Stew
2 1/2-3 lbs chuck roast or arm roast, cubed (trim fat as necessary) 2 tablespoons flour 1 tablespoon paprika 1 teaspoon chili powder 1 teaspoon garlic powder 2 teaspoons salt 4 tablespoons Butter Flavor Crisco 2 onions, diced large 1 (28 ounce) can stewed tomatoes, with juice 1 tablespoon chili powder 1 large bay leaf 1 (10 3/4 ounce) can beef broth 1/2 teaspoon dried red pepper flakes 4 carrots, peeled and sliced thick 4-5 medium red potatoes, unpeeled, cut lg. bite-sized 1 (11 ounce) can corn, drained In large ziplock baggie or large mixing bowl, combine flour, paprika, chili powder, garlic powder and salt. Add meat and shake/toss til all is coated. In large heavy-bottomed pot that has a lid, brown meat over med-high heat in the 4 Tbl. crisco. Add next 6 ingredients, cover and simmer for about 45 minutes, stirring only occaisionally. Add carrots and potatoes, recover and simmer another 20-30 minutes or til tender. Add corn, h
Nascar Biggest Crash In History
On lap 14, a 27 car wreck on the back straightaway put more than half the field in the garage sending 16 drivers to the infield care center and red flagging the race for 40 minutes.
2001 Atlanta - Harvick Wins
Kevin Harvick beats Jeff Gordon to the line in a photo finish to give RCR its first win after Dale Earnhardt's death
Hello Every1
Why not stop on by my page an add yourself to my guest book,,, I can thank my friend Chocolate Delight for the lovely idea.....
Just Saying Hi.
I am currently in Germany in the army. I am getting out of the army in less then 3 months and am looking forward to starting my life outside of the army. I have alot of pictures on my blog of germany so feel free to take a look. Germany is a nice place to visit and go see the sites, but as for living there isn't much to do other then going to bars and clubs. It's not all that fun when you aren't out there site seeing. Well I'm out of here.
Ask Me Anything
Ask me anything; I'll give you an honest answer.
Suck
Free From The Sun. In The Dark I Am None. Though My Heart Sinks Like That One, I Am Told. Respect Nothing! Not This Love. Falling Further in This Motherfucking Hole! Believe Me, Believe Me, Believe Me When I Say you suck. You Disgust Me When You bring Me Down. But though My Heart Says I Will Die Without YOU! Respect Nothing! Not This Love. Falling Further In This Motherfucking Hole! Believe Me When I Say You Suck. oh fuck! Believe Me, Believe Me, Please Believe Me, When I Say, When I Say, When I Say, When I... Say FUCK YOU, YOU THINK ITS ALL FUNNY FUCK YOU. Like I Said FUCK YOU, YOU THINK ITS ALL FUNNY FUCK YOU!
The Voice Of One Crying In The Wilderness
Now halt your minds and listen to their cry From northern alters formed of snow and ice, Beneath celestial curtains in their sky, The wolves give evensong of sacrifice. All creatures stop- transfixed by somber hymns Which rise from frozen mountains to the stars To one whose understanding never dims, Who walked with man and also bears the scars. The howling joins the wind which sweeps the earth Angelic zephyrs sing like flute and fife And reach the ears of one who from his birth Has dared deny the sacredness of life. This man, now trembling, sees upon his wall A young wolf's head he shot- to his distress, That prophet's head brings judgement on us all, Like one who also cried in wilderness. So listen now- we may not have so long; Please listen to the crying voice and care, And pray that we may never end the song Of wolves and wind that fills the arctic air.
Suffered Long Enough
I've changed I've tired to live the way you do I've foreseen problems animosity enraging Forward futures doomed in my eyes I was raped of my mind control was never my possession guided like a puppet on a thread that was ready, ready to break Emotions stronger, stronger than ever before Burning inside, my weakness counting the times repetition starving I'm raging against time Out of line I've had enough I've suffered long enough I'm wasting all my time Out of line I've had enough I've suffered long enough Hey, if you hear me, listen to my words I've taken just about everything I'm through with being hurt
Caught
Quiet! I'm thinking. It's kind of difficult I can't hold up the conversation It's difficult to sympathize My need to resuscitate intensifies The bolt thrust sharp between my eyes. Inside I crumble, perishing intentionally, explicitly there's nothing I can do. Nothing I can do. Nothing I can Do! 4, 3, 2, 1 Boom! Explosions deep inside my head it feels as if a tank just fucking tore apart my insides sometimes I wish that I was dead it's me who's ping ponging back and forth across this empty space I'd rather be slammed by two than to take any more so what's the use so what's with you!? I never said I'd take you down there Never said I'd see it through Yet shit just happens I'll never know what fucking hell has put me through I guess that I deserve the beating the kind that's not intentional Why must I do only the things that please me There's definitely no escape, I'm caught! I'm caught, caught in the middle
Yawns
Yawns and Stretches a bit~ Boredom must be kicking in as I have found my mind wandering in several directions lately... Spending far too long thinking on some subjects and not caring about others.Maybe its the winter blues or a different level of being I have yet to understand. For instance I grew bored the other night and took several personality tests all coming up with the the same conclusions. One nice guys always finish last! Always no matter what people say. I can say this because two of these test are on dating sites(hehe told you I was bored) anyway. I did not match one damn person~LOL. I was at first a little offended and sitting there with the WTF expression but then it became comicial in the scheme of things. Being withdrawn is not personality trait or a protection method but an infliction..... Thinks....... First of all name me one artist of any kind who does not become withdrawn as they are captivated by their art... I have yet to meet one. An really if peo
Love Your Family And Your Friends
I need to change this blog. So here is what I have to say for anyone who gives a Dam.....Life is way to short for people to go around and to be makeing trouble for other people. If your life is that dull and you cant find anything else to do. Then maybe it is time for you to get a grip on life. I am sure that there is things that you can do for people other than makeing them alot of proublems.There is enough of that in this world already.Why make things and matters worse??? Smile be happy even at your lowest times in life.
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Over The Line
Middle East
A Lil Sumptin I Did
JUST ONE WAY I PAID TRIBUTE THIS YEAR FOR BLACK HISTORY.....THANKS TO ERRYONE B4 ME
What I Feel...
My family hasn't been the best to me latley. My mom and dad paid for me to get my hair done but then again. My brother just moved in with his girlfriend. I don't mind her at all, I don't mind that she moved in. But I mind how everyone else is changing because they feel they need to. Why can't they just present her the true feelings? I feel that I missed something. What clue am I missing? I understand we have to change in order to meet her needs but what about mine? Nevermind those I can take care of myself...I think I can. Lately people that I hate to remember have been bothering me, it's crazy all the people I've ever hated want to bump into. I bumped into my ex step mom six times, my dad twice, my ex girlfriend twice. I can't help but think something is very wrong. There's nothing really for me to do expect tell you that, what I feel won't go away for awhile. And I'm sorry to everyone who has to deal with me, I wish I could fix it but I will once ...I can.
The Long Winding Road
The long and winding road That leads to your door Will never disappear I've seen that road before It always leads me her Lead me to you door The wild and windy night That the rain washed away Has left a pool of tears Crying for the day Why leave me standing here Let me know the way Many times I've been alone And many times I've cried Any way you'll never know The many ways I've tried But still they lead me back To the long winding road You left me standing here A long long time ago Don't leave me waiting here Lead me to your door But still they lead me back To the long winding road You left me standing here A long long time ago Don't leave me waiting here Lead me to your door Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Scorpion
My life is everything That feeds my thirst that causes sin No shame and guilt, There's nothing there Look deep into my face I sell deceit without a trace Fear not what I can do unless you want it done to you. As I climb onto your back, I will promnise not to sting.I will tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything Then I treat you like a dog as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know that I am a scorpion My self I'm centered in There's nothing else, there's never been And I dream, to be left alone With the sadness, the madness of my own Look deep into my soul It's black as coal like a bullet hole Fear not, get off you knees There's no defense, You'll do what I please. As I climb onto you back, I will promise not to sting I will tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything Then I treat you like a dog as I shoot my vemon in You pretend you didn't know that I am a scorpion My lies, to reach the shore I aggrandize and nothing
Update!
Hey all thing's here are good. Sorry I haven't been on but I am working 9-10 hour day's!!!! Nothing much here that is new I will keep you updated and I will write a longer blog when I have more time. There is so much that I have to catch you guy's up on! Love and miss ya! Take care and have a Great weekend!!!!
Looking Around The Desert....
So I have to say, it's been a weird day. I just feel like i'm floating around, and that time hasn't been passing at a very slow, then fast rate. Maybe it's just because I tired myself out. Anywho, so....take care everyone!
Musik
"In The Orchard" Under the evening stars i walk The smell of cool, damp earth beneath my feet On a summer night, In the Orchard My car is parked down, side of the road Over the mountains, the red moon glows Soon the summer will be over, In the Orchard I've been to this place so many times Down roads and rows of dreams in my mind I'm walking through the trees, In the Orchard Still I see it, when I close my eyes When sleep's about to come after a restless night I go there in my dreams, Back to the Orchard The seasons of my lofe, I watched them pass The blossomes of spring fall, leaving only winter's naked branch I remember you and me, In the Orchard As the days of youth, slip farther from my grasp Still it haunts me, like a song i cant forget And now frost covers the ground, In the Orchard And when the spark of life is almost gone The seasons slow then stop, and I'll see spring no more It calls me into forever, In the Orchard The seasons of my life,
Killing Me
if you could give my pic some love? I am about 700 comments behind. Its happy hour...u get more points!!! Help ME
Friends, Family And Fans
My Wife & I Have Had Alot Of Ppl We Had Visited, Rated, Added & Fanned, To Show Some Of Our CT Love & To Meet Some Cool New Friends. What Did We Get In Return Some ppl Came Over Did A Visit Then Left, Some Stopped By To Rate Just Our Profiles, Some Also Rated Some Pics, Or Stash, Some Added Us As A Friend And A Few Added Us As A Fan. If You Want To Be A Point Whore Then Just Say So, We Waste Alot Of Our Time On Some ppl That Don't Even Plan On Doing Anything On Our Site Yet If We Don't Come Over & Rate You, You Want To Jump Up, Change Our Rating To A 1 Then Block Us, That Shit Is Lame, Immature, & Very F@CKIN' Stupid, So Why Don't You Grow The Fuck Up & Return The Favor We Helped You Out, Now Do Us A Favor & Return The Love We Shared, Or Just Remove Us From Your List Please, We Have Not Any Intent To Do Any Bad, Other Then Just Have More Time To Help Out Our Friends That Return The Favors & Love. We Have Started To Remove Some Of Them Asses That Have Not Done Anything But Wasted Our Ti
Ct
Hey everyone.. this is my first blog on here.. so i'm just checkin it out and seein how things work... if anyone can help me with some things on here it would be greatly appreciated :) Thanks for everything! :) -Conrad
His First One Help Him For Me Plz.
His first one help him for me plz starts now ends sunday help him plz thank u all love Rain muahh
Grrrr
God sometimes I really hate my life. I so cant wait to have my own place so I can make my own decisions and dont have people thinking they can tell me what to do all the time. Last I checked I was a big girl and could make my own decisions but then again there are people who think I still need someone older always telling me what to do. My life is going to change for the best once I finally have my own place even if money is a lil tight. I would rather have money a lil tight then have someone standing over my shoulder telling me what I can and cant do all the fucking time. Its as if people dont think I know what Im doing because I am still young. But I do! I am a big girl and do think things out before I do them. God I so cant wait until Im on my own and my baby is home instead of miles away.
Breakin Up
SO NOW YOUR GONNA CALL ME A PLAYER ALSO A LIAR ,AS WELL AS BETRAYER NOW YOUR SAYIN I'M A LOSER WELL I AIN'T SORRY, I'M NOT AN ABUSER YOU CAN SAY WHAT YA WANT CUZ I RELLY DON'T CARE HAPPY I DIDN'T GET CAUGHT UP BY THE SMELL OF YOUR HAIR YOUR SITTIN THERE THINKIN YOUR COOL WHILE I SIT HERE THINKIN WHAT A FUCKIN TOOL IF YOU REALLY THINK I PLAYED YOU WOULD I HAVE INTRODUCED MY FRIENDS TOO WOULD I HAVE LET YOU SEE THAT I COULDN'T LET IT BE COULDN'T LEAVE YA HIGH AND DRY COULD'VE SKEETED IN YOUR EYE I COULD'VE BEEN A PRICK AND JUST HIT IT WITH MY DICK BUT INSTEAD I LET IT GO COULDN'T TREAT YA LIKE A HOE I WALK AWAY VERY PROUD WITH MY HEAD ALL UP IN A FLUFFY WHITE CLOUD ALL BECAUSE I HAD A DREAM SHOWED ME THINGS WEREN'T AS THEY SEEM IT AIN'T MY FAULT YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YA WANT ME TO DO, MAKE YOU MY WIFE COME UP RIDIN ON A HORSE JUST TO SEE IT END IN DIVORCE LITTLE KIDS CRYIN AND YOU WISHIN YO
What's Up Peeps?
There is not much going on right now. Man do I live a boring life. Got a new laptop recently. I love it. It's a Gateway. It has the new Windows Vista on it. Have to get use to some new stuff on it though. But I sure do like it. Anyways, Lots of Peace and Love to you. RBfly
Music!
So then, here's my Playlist's basic organization: ....don't see anything, huh? That's because, there is none. Today, for so many hours, I have been listening to all sorts of music I keep in that magical little device known as an mp3 player. Classical, Rock, Electronic, even some hiphop....Jazz too! I listen to most anything. It's great.
The Templar Connection
Theories on what the meaning of the Baphomet are many. By some it is believed to be a corruption of the Moslem word 'Mahomet'. The Templars fought along side Moslem Assassins during their time. Another train of thought is that Baphomet is really a joining of two Greek words meaning absorption into wisdom. In either case the fact remains that the Templars were accused of practicing their initiations and rituals in front of a large idol of the demon Baphomet. How did this belief come to be? Since King Philip (the fair?) of France sought to own the vast Templar wealth he, along with his puppet Pope Clement, had the Templars captured and tortured. During these tortures they made many confessions, among these, the disclosure that they had worshipped Baphomet. Were these claims true? Perhaps we'll never know. Jacques de Molay, who had earlier confessed his and the Templars guilt slowly burned at the stake insisting the order was innocent of all but one offense, that of allowing
Living Dead Pt 12
LIVING DEAD PT 12 same old wall, still hanging tall same old nail.. through my throat eighteen years came along and this time i never i never saw my love im going insane THEY sold me to this little shop where i remain living dead...im feeling like a living dead living dead...two blue eyes in an empty head dead dead dead eighteen years came along and this time i never i never saw my love this life is NOTHINGNESS life on a wall, time to be called back.. to the beyond theres a rumor going around and around they say the puppet master is gonna build another theater in london town for kids run my his son and daughter its gonna be a bloody mess living dead...im feeling like a living dead living dead, living forever on the same wall forever with that nail gong through my throat all the children, who see me in this shop they are scared of
Darkness Pt9
DARKNESS PT 9 for 13 days.. we have trained and trained were learning to walk again, were learning to stretch out skin everytime THEY bring us back to life little jars come down from the shelves everytime we feel the sting everytime we feel the blood going in our eyes are now our minds our souls.. are in our magical skin the blood THEY use must come from our own living just an hour, then we fade again "in the darkness we live out lives" in the dark we die again "in the darkness we live out lives" in the darkness we die and die and die again darkness...darkness every night victoria and i we spend whats left of the blood in our systems sitting on opposite shelves talking with out eyes, trying to remember it is all that weve got our eyes are now out minds our souls.. are in out magical skin were living through our memories and its worth it...
Music
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Yahoo Chat Sometime After 11pm Eastern
I will be chatting after 11pm eastern on yahoo id is DJKRIS2FUR mainly a music chat,but you never know.. what you see,depends on what you show.. lol YAHOO ID IS DJKRIS2FUR rock on,rock hard!! DJK
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It Never
Fucking ends with SRS!! Got back in late friday night and im headed back again this morning! This is the last time i fucking offer to go out of town to work! Now with that being said!! Im getting married! Popped the question to becca Monday and she said yes! We dont have a date yet but i'll let everyone know when we do!
Some Random Thoughts!
Hm... I need a new car. Mines a peice of shit ever since i broke it. I wish the camera would hurry up and finish charging. Marijuana costs too much nowadays. I either need more weed or more money. hm... i haven't had a girlfriend in three weeks, nor have i tryed to get one, nor have i gotten tired of not having one. Bachelor life is kinda cool. ...my fucking cat just jumped on the blinds. well... shit i cant think of anything else. oh well. Peace homie.
Beautiful Women Month
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that means you !!! I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, and you are one of them !!! (Of course I sent this to more than five). Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. If you share this with another woman, something good w
I'm No Fool
I count the falling tears They fall before my eyes Seems like a thousand years Since we broke the ties I call you on the phone But never get a rise So sit there all alone It's time you realize I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Never again, no, no You take your road, I'll take mine The paths have both been beat Searchin' for a change of pace Love needs to be sweetened I scream my heart out, just to make a dime And with that dime I bought your love But now I've changed my mind I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Never again, no, no Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I count the falling tears They fall before my eyes Seems like a thousand years Since we broke the ties Ohhh I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'
Stair Way To Heaven Lyrics By Led Zeppelin
Stairway To Heaven There's a lady who's sure all that Glitters is gold. And she's buying a stairway to heaven. And when she gets there she knows If the stores are closed. With a word she can get what she came for. There's a sign on the wall But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have Two meanings. In a tree by the brook there's a songbird Who sings sometimes. All of our thoughts are misgiven. There's a feeling I get when I look To the West. And my spirit is crying for leaving. In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke Through the trees. And the voices of those who stand looking. And it's whispered that soon if we all Call the tune. Then the piper will lead us to reason. And a new day will dawn for those Who stand long. And the forests will echo with laughter. And it makes me wonder. If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now. It's just a spring clean for the May-queen. Yes there are two paths you can go by. But in the long
New Pics!
Sorry, I know it took awhile but check out my new pics...not really very new and not very many but its all I can do for the moment!! Lemme know what you think! ^_- -brad
Your Horoscope Today
A good one for all of us. It's time for you to get the word out. You've got what it takes -- compassion, enthusiasm and ability -- to mobilize large groups for the greater good. When you put your mind to it, you can change things for the better.
Sex?
Shock
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Descent
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Dj Girl
EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dominate
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Unhappiness
Stop breaking my heart thought you would change Wanting you to do your part without verbal exchange It's always a fight with feelings of despair Can't sleep at night it's as if you don't care I can not take this the battle is done Unhappiness I won't miss now two, when once we were one Crying pools of agony and pain with lots of self-pity No more time to explain your lack of maturity.
Nowhere To Hide
From the very depths of the soul something emerges and takes a hold Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide these voices I must abide Unloved, as an unwanted embryo lost somewhere in utero Amongst the deep, dark sadness and immense madness From the very depths of the soul something emerges and takes a hold Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide these voices I must abide Life, but a mere existence death just in the distance Unable to speak or to cry throat scratchy and so dry From the very depths of the soul something emerges and takes a hold Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide these voices I must abide Eyes glistening with my tears bringing to light my biggest fears Feeling distraught and despair too many burdens for me to bear From the very depths of the soul something emerges and takes a hold Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide these voices I must abide When will this come to an end no more time to pretend Voices carrying me away only darkness will fill my day
My Love
A love that can't be stopped A love that won't go away I love you my baby And that love is here to stay I want to be with you The distance it kills me I would jump through a hoop If it would help me to be there I just can't believe it There's just something there It's something that never was before But hopefully always will be I want to kiss you and hug you I just want to hold you I know right now i can't But i know it will be someday You're my love, and my life You're my everything I can't say it enough The truth is, I love you
Tortured Soul
I sit here wondering Why do I hurt you? Why does it have to be this way? Why am I so upset? I just can't believe it We both love each other so much But being apart kills us It's more than we can stand I love you so much It kills my soul To think you're hurting And that I'm part of the cause But none of that will matter soon We'll be together someday I won't let you go You won't want to leave I'm a tormented soul I'm someplace I've never been This comes from my heart It's so hard to be apart
Crying
Why do we cry? Why is this so rough? Why do we hurt? What is this about? I don't really understand Why it's this way Why did two friends Suddenly become enemies? I just hate this pain I know you're feeling I can't stand myself Because I'm the reason In the end we both know This all has to end But really if it don't I hope we're still best friends
Caring
Sitting here Ready to lay it all down My best friend needs me and it's all about caring I'm helpless at times don't know what else to do I sit here wondering how How did we get here? Who has hurt a friend? Who deserves what's coming? I can't let the injustice go I love you so What can I do Where should I be The answer comes when you think about what a friend should do caring loving helping listening Just being isn't enough I need to BE there I love you, my best friend and that will NEVER end
People = Shit
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The Unnamed Feeling
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How I Feel!
Broken promises empty dreams. Looking at life, with lots of regrets. All anyone can see, is how much I fret. I yell and stew, bubble and spew. Profanity is yelled, at the top of my lungs. Like a simple song, left unsung. An empty bottle, and a broken heart. I raise my glass to toast, "wow, that smarts." While I loved you, like no other. Here you are with, your arms around another. Drunken stupor, falling down. You must think, what a clown. In my life, I have no luck. In your ass, my foot gets stuck. I hope you are, happy with her. For now I, have the cure. The bottle, is my best friend. Almost like, my next of kin. In a drunken stupor, I shall always be. All because of, what you did to me!!
Black
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If
If a kiss could last forever, a wonderful feeling to savor. If a touch could linger, like the soft touch of a finger. If a look showed all emotion, like the deepest ocean. If the heart could speak, it would shout from the highest peak. If love was simultaneous, two bodies entwined harmonious. If a breath could make you shudder, then this I shall utter. "I shall love you forever and like no other
Hello
Do you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one?........... The word "HELLO" means: H = How are you? E = Everything all right? ..... L = Like to hear from you ......... L = Love to see you soon! ........ O = Obviously, I miss you... ........ So, HELLO! ..... It has made me smile every time I say hello since then... ...... So send this message to the people you care about and say HELLO to them! ... btw, Have a nice day!
Teehee
Eins-Zwei-Polizei by MO-DO
You Can Say That Again- More Words Of Wisdom
With visions of redemption, I walk against the crowd. Tomorrow, no one will remember. Truth is nothing but a feeling that something is true. There is no comfort in the truth. Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent. ?JEAN KERR Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torments of man. If it doesn't come naturally, leave it alone. Everything is vanity. The truth is only equally as meaningful as a lie. Truth is relative. Midnight is where the day begins. One day I will wake up, and it will all fit together. Never forget that you are unique, just like everybody else. Pain is weakness, leaving the body. Indecision is the key to flexibility. Poor planning on your part does not create an emergency on my part. The best way out is always through. - ROBERT FROST It is better to be a coward for a minute than to be dead the rest of your life. I always complained becaus
I'm Convinced.
That any band with the name Dies, Die, Died, or Dying is fucking phenomenal. I mean Every Time I Die? Gets no better than them! It Dies Today? AHMAZING. So I just thought I'd share that. =)
Freaks&geeks
Ok so all these cherrytap families right? A few of us are gonna start one for those of us who are square pegs. Gonna call it CT Freaks and Geeks...We will support eachother in all our freaky geekiness! Whatever that may be! So if you wanna join us let us know :)
A Threesome Fantasy I Wrote For My Wife
Part 1 You are sitting on the edge of my side of the bed with your hands on your thighs. You're wearing a see-through negligee and nothing else. Next to you sits another woman. She's wearing a t-shirt and cotton panties. She leans over and kisses you on the shoulder. Her hand trails up your thigh, then up your forearm until she reaches your breast, which she gently cups through the negligee. She tweaks your nipple and then caresses your full, beautiful breast. You reach across and do the same as the two of you tentatively kiss each other on the lips. You both simultaneously decide to move fully onto the bed. Lying next to each other, unsure which of you should make the next move. She rises on one arm and begins to let her hand roam over your body. Your nipples harden. Hers are hard as well...poking through her t-shirt. Her hand slips down to your thighs and moves up under the negligee. Up across your tummy until she is touching your bare breasts. She leans over and kisse
Happy Thingy.
Hooray! It's Friday! Oh crap...
Where The H*ll Is My Peacemakers?
MIGHT BE NICE IF I KNOW WHO I HAVE LEFT IN BOUNCER POSTION AND ROUGHNECK IF YOUR READING THIS GET AT ME ASAP LIKE NOW!
Dignity...
Whiskey Bar
I See You
I see you standing there looking at me I see you move towards me I see you smile I feel your breath on my neck I feel the touch of your lips on mine I feel you hands wrap around me holding me tight I hear your words of love I hear you say dont give up I feel loved I see the weight of the world disappear I see only you and your so near.
What A Week...
Wow! It's been a really long week, and it's not really over for me yet. I get a few hours off 2morrow morning, but that's bout it. I haven't been able to sleep very well,since I got over here, and for last few days I've had to get up super early. So running on a total of maybe 8 hours of sleep for the past 3 days, that's just not cool. Not with my job. I work on computers, I have to actually pay attention in my job, or I'll miss the minor details of basics, ugh! And I have to do a whole year this junk! No Good! Ick! Oh well, such is life I guess... Joni Marie
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Lets See
HOW BAD R U WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as hell (4) hot as fuck (5) fine as fuck (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib and fuck (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) id fuck you....twice reply back to the person with the # or #'s
Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: like to try bothHow often do you like to have sex?: as much as possibleIs sex a top priority for you?: sex?! NO! orgasim YES! Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: neverHow do you feel about one night stands?: that would be hot, but never done itHow many one night stands have you had?: noneWhat's your favorite position?: hmmm doggie/69Where's your favorite place to have sex?: where everDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: bothHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yeaHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: hmmmmmmDo you get off first or do they?: dependsDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: yes, loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loud is goodDoes size ma
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Waiting For Nothing
I'm sorry if I hurt you But you have to hear me out I'm tired of waiting for you It's making me have doubts I made plans for us to live for But you don't seem to care You live everyday as though I'm not here And to me that's just not fair You're mad cause I have moved on And made plans with someone new But waiting around for nothing Was hurting both me and you I love you tons And I always will But enough is enough There's parts of me I just have to fullfill It pains me to say this But I have to come clean At this time we are going in separate ways I have seen all I need to see
Hurting
I cry and cry All day and night Cauz I think of you And about what you did You broke my heart Into millions and millions of pieces And you gave me a really stupid excuse You could at least tell the truth And not make up a lie Cauz when you do it only hurts worse So the next time you have someone Remember this Always be honest And never lie Cauz when you do only one thing happens It hurts worse
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Finding Your Voice
How do you find your voice? Recently one of the greatest journalists in Eastern Europe died on Tuesday at 74. Polish writer and journalist Ryszard Kapuscinski was described as having a unique and resounding voice. Popular playwrights are described as having a unique voice that captures the feeling of whatever they are writing about. So, where does this come from? Is this something that is applied to your writing later on by critics and readers like stream of consciousness, or pastoral. Does the number of people who are willing to work their way through your ramblings matter? I don't know. I know you can develop a style through study and practice but when you are described as having a "voice," it seems to say so much more about a writer. Is it something innate to every writer that is waiting to be discovered, or is it only something that a special few have from the time they first pick up a pencil, something that these unique individuals spend years honing. As I spend more
Eighties Slang
airhead n. A stupid or unaware person; moron, dim-wit. Origin: term implies that there is nothing but air in the subject\'s head. ("He\'s confused again. What an airhead!") Unrenounced to popular belief, Valley Girls did not invent this word. It was used to describe them. awesome Awe"some, a. 1. Causing awe; appalling; awful; as, an awesome sight. In the 80\'s, if something was cool, it was awesome. See also bad. bad adj. very good, excellent; Cool, Awesome. See also awesome. bad to the bone The group George Thorogood & the Destroyers had a hit in the early 80\'s that had started this quote.
Don't Quit
Don't Quit When things go wrong as they sometimes will, When the road you're trudging seems all up hill, When the funds are low, and the debts are high, And you want to smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest if you must, but don't you quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns As everyone of us sometimes learns, And many a failure turns about, When he might have won, had he stuck it out. Don't give up though the pace seems slow, You may succeed with another blow. Success is failure turned inside out, The silver tint of the clouds of doubt, And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems so far, So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit, It's when things seem worse, that you must not quit. Author Unknown
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Truth
Truth Re-remembering History When is a lie the truth? When its told often enough. Politics & history learned that long ago. I did not have sex with that woman. Big Bill Clinton Well there he goes again. Ronald Raygun In 1492 Columbus discovered America blue. Irving Berlin In truth, the Vikings had outposts here for hundreds of year before Columbus, who never actually landed on the North American mainland & America itself is name after Amerigo Vespucci who spotted land first, again not North America. Instead he enslaved the indigenous population, of the small island he colonized, to bring him gold or be tortured, having their ears or noses cut off. That had to be a pretty village. Anyway, the best Columbus ever achieved was getting to South America, unfortunately his paranoia from the veneral disease he caught from having sex w/ the native girls, made him believe he had found Eden & the world was actually shaped like a giant breast. This theory
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Please Tell Me
Why Cant It Be Easy.. Why Cant It Just Happen Why Dose It Have to Be So Tough Why Do You Have To Hurt To Love Sumone Why No Matter What U Cant Walk Away Why Dose Everything End In A Broken Heart One Question Why?
True
You know its True when they are all u can think about You know its True when u would do anything for them You know its True when u would take a bullet for them You know its True when u just cant wait to see them again You know its True when they are your everything You just know when its True
What Is It
What is it when u look n her eyes What is it when she looks in yours What is it when your hand touches hers What is it when u wrap your arms around her What is it when you can lay there and look n each others eyes and know what they are thinking What is it when you can talk for hours What is it?
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~~bill & Hill, And Throw In Al~~
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in a plane crash. >> They\'re up in Heaven, and God\'s sitting on the great white throne. >> God addresses Al first. \"Al, what do you believe in?\" >> Al replies, \"Well, I believe I won that election, but that it >> was your Will that I did not serve. And I\'ve come to understand that now.\" >> God thinks for a second and says, \"Okay, very good. Come and >> sit at my left.\" >> God then addresses Bill. \"Bill, what do you believe in?\" >> Bill replies, \"I believe in forgiveness. I\'ve sinned, but I\'ve >> never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are >> held against me.\" >> God thinks for a second and says, \"You are forgiven, my son. >> Come and sit at my right.\" >> God then addresses Hillary. \"Hillary, what do you believe in?\" >>> \"I believe you\'re in my chair.\"
Eyes Of A Stranger
Joan Jett And The Black Hearts - I Hate Myself For Loving You
Midnight gettin' uptight where are you You said you'd meet me now it's quarter to two I know i'm hangin' but i'm still wantin' you Hey jack it's a fact they're talkin' in town I turn my back and you're messin' around I'm not really jealous don't like lookin' like a clown I think of you ev'ry night and day You took my heart then you took my pride away I hate myself for loving you Can't break free from the the things that you do I wanna walk but i run back to you that's why I hate myself for loving you Daylight spent the night without you But i've been dreamin' 'bout the lovin' you do I won't be as angry 'bout the hell you put me through Hey man bet you can treat me right You just don't know what you was missin' last night I wanna see your face and say forget it just from spite I think of you ev'ry night and day You took my heart then you took my pride away I hate myself for loving you Can't break free from the the things that you do I wanna walk but i run
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Somethins In The Air
so yeah, i'm like majorly stressin, i've got finals, prom, then graduation. then i've got work, home, and trying to get a place of my own. Then there's a new job, then theres a lisence and a car. Man, there are so many things to be done. GRRR!!! all my friends are fallin apart, tryin to help them stay together, and work out their issues, and work on my own at the same time. wow, it's like all at once again. i don't wanna b selfish and say screw it, i'm not gonna help them, but i do need to concentrate and work on my own life too. Making it good, and trying to get what I want. God, i love my friends, but how do I help when it's not my place to step in? *babiigurl
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Museum Ids New Species Of Dinosaur
CLEVELAND - A new dinosaur species was a plant-eater with yard-long horns over its eyebrows, suggesting an evolutionary middle step between older dinosaurs with even larger horns and the small-horned creatures that followed, experts said. The dinosaur's horns, thick as a human arm, are like those of triceratops which came 10 million years later. However, this animal belonged to a subfamily that usually had bony nubbins a few inches long above their eyes. Michael Ryan, curator of vertebrate paleontology for the Cleveland Museum of Natural History, published the discovery in this month's Journal of Paleontology. He dug up the fossil six years ago in southern Alberta, Canada, while a graduate student for the University of Calgary. "Unquestionably, it's an important find," said Peter Dodson, a University of Pennsylvania paleontologist. "It was sort of the grandfather or great-uncle of the really diverse horned dinosaurs that came after it." Ryan named the new dinosaur Alber
You Know....
I look at my profile, see the name, Marcos Marcosis. It looks like a gladiator name, or something. I think i'll change is slightly :)
Bikes
The sun is out and the weather gets warmer all week.FIRE THE HOGS UP! And now is the time that motorcycle clubs(mc clubs) are gearing more parties up. 1 group I am very fond of I know is firing up. They have 1 in Memphis Tn, 1 in Little RockAR, 1 in Monroe LS, 1 in Lake Charles LS, and ! in Clarendon AR. The 1 in Clarendon Ar will party anytime. If you want know more girls and guys just send me a message.
God Please Help Me
I've made so many mistakes in my life. I'm so depressed right now. I've done bad things, and my relationship with my Father is terrible. Why can't I find the courage to replenish it? God, help me. Please. I've changed so much. I want to stop feeling this way. I'm not that way. I don't do that. But I did that. and now I'm regretting it.
Breaking News Out Of Berlin
Teens Accused of Making Ostrich Impotent 3 German teens are accused of making an ostrich impotent with the sound of fireworks BERLIN, Mar. 5, 2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (AP) Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav. Rico Gabel, a farmer in Lohsa, northeast of Dresden, is claiming $6,450 in damages for the alleged antics of the three youths, ages 17-18, between Dec. 27 and 29, 2005. According to his lawsuit, the farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners. Before Gustav regained his sex drive in the second half of the year, the farmer estimates he lost out on 14 ostrich offspring _ worth $460 apiece. The sui
Posting Half A Conversation
i have 1 woman who is posting half a conversation i had wit her friend and the woman who i had a conversation with she called me a black nigger so she made a small argument get bigger and all shes doing now is posting half the conversation and posting it on a bulletin and her friends r rating me 1's and believe me im not worried about it so just letting ya'll know
My Angel
My Angel... Where are you? I'm so lost, confused, alone... I cannot see you... There is darkness all around me; The fire has died, my light blown away By a harsh and univited breeze... I am wandering, going around and around in circles... Is there no end to this loneliness? My Angel... Where are you? My heart is sad, it cannot hear your songs. All I hear are echos of your love, Its melody fading... Fading... Fading... Now there is only silence, maddening silence. It is suffocating, draining my heart of your songs... Is there no escape from this madness? My Angel... Where are you? I am cold... I cannot feel your wings around me, Cannot feel your loving arms to embrace me... There is only emptiness... Emptiness that pulls, and pushes, and shoves... The emptiness is within me, devouring me whole, Leaving nothing left but an empty soul... Where are you, my Angel? Come to me, fill me up with your love... Make me whole again... Do not leave me in t
For The Birds
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Wow.
Don't think i've been this tired in a long, long time. And I can't sleep early, or else I wake up at 3-430 am. WHich I don't want. So i'll make up some activities to do. ....yay!!
A Meaningless Checkpoint!
I hit a hundred views on my profile. ....Yep, this is what happens when I wake up too early. I get bored. To an extreme.
Sucks.
i have a show tonight. i wanna go and i have to because it was a christmas gift, but why is that every time i go to that damn venue i'm sick one way or another?! i'm taking a super nap when i get home.
Fade Out Again...
Rows of houses all bearing down on me I can feel their blue hands touching me All these things into position All these things we'll one day swallow whole And fade out again and fade out This machine will not communicate These thoughts and the strain I am under Be a world child, form a circle Before we all go under And fade out again and fade out again Cracked eggs, dead birds Scream as they fight for life I can feel death, can see it's beady eyes All these things into position All these things we'll one day swallow whole And fade out again and fade out again Immerse your soul in love Immerse your soul in love.
Lestat's Statement On Interview With The Vampire
Lestat's Statement on Anne's Novel (Source: The NewYorker) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sucking Up, by Anthony Lane '"I was honored and stunned to discover how faithful this film was to the spirit, content, and the ambience of the novel, _Interview With The Vampire_, and of the script for it which I wrote."' --Anne Rice, reassuring her readers, in a two-page ad in the Times. To Anne Rice A Personal Statement by the Vampire Lestat Regarding the Novel Interview With The Vampire On October 8, 1994, I finally got round to reading your novel, "Interview With The Vampire." The book is, I am told, a worldwide success, but, as you know, the world has never interested me that much, and I have better things to do at bedtime than sit and read. When I think of all the novels recommended to me over the last two hundred years, I shudder at the hours I wasted ib Mr. Stoker, with his quaint "effects," or that vulgar little
When Someone Gets Racist Wit Me And Calls Me A Nigger I Will Always Defend Myself So Your Stupid Friend Is Pissed Off And Wait Your Sexy Vixen So Dont
WHEN SOMEONE GETS RACIST WIT ME AND CALLS ME A NIGGER I WILL ALWAYS DEFEND MYSELF SO YOUR STUPID FRIEND IS PISSED OFF AND WAIT YOUR SEXY VIXEN SO DONT BE CALLING ME A NIGGER AGAIN, (LISA WINFIELD) IS THE ONE WHO CALLED ME A NIGGER
Poetry
Lonely whispers in the darkness of the night.Come to bestow me theres no need for the light.Gentle caresses implore my soul, as the touch of shadows take control.Lingering fingers find their way, as my body trembles with delight from them finding their way. The warmth from a breath that hides in the dark flushes my soul with an inviting spark. A voice whispering out my name , as my body sweats and I become moist with delight. I feel the hardness as he slips himself inside. The passion and desire can no longer hide,as the sweat runs off my body I feel myself about to unfold. A warm gentle breeze gently brushes over my lips. A kiss goodnight as my mystery lover disappears into the night. ~~SAMMY~~
Understanding : Cant Wash It All Away
"You hold the answers deep within your own mind. Consciously, you've forgotten it. That's the way the human mind works. Whenever something is too unpleasant, to shameful for us to entertain, we reject it. We erase it from our memories. But the imprint is always there." (Can't wash it all away) (Can't Wish it all away) (Can't hope it all away) (Can't cry it all away) The pain that grips you The fear that binds you Releases life in me In our mutual Shame we hide our eyes To blind them from the truth That finds a way from who we are Please don't be afraid When the darkness fades away The dawn will break the silence Screaming in our hearts My love for you still grows This I do for you Before I try to fight the truth my final time "We're supposed to try and be real. And I feel alone, and we're not together. And that is real." Can't wash it all away Can't wish it all away Can't cry it all away Can't scratch it all away Lying beside you Listening to
Me
I am 28 years old, married with 2 beautiful children! I love music, movies, and friends! I am always up to meeting new friends and catching up with old ones. I am a Dale Jr. fan, and a fan of the Indianapolis Colts! The music I listen to is anything but classical! If you want to know anything else about me... Just ask!
Friendship Prayer
HELL YEA!!
I Believe
This Goes Out To Each And Everyone Of You ---i Love You All
Ive Been Told This
This Is Another Way I Feel About That Certain Someone----hello Wake The Fuck Up!!
Now I Like This....some Ppl Could Take A Lesson From This...
BUT NOT MY FRIENDS I LOVE YOU ALL..
Censoring Christians?
This is too much man. We're livin in a nutty time. . . Thursday, March 8, 2007 LAW OF THE LAND 9th Circuit endorses censoring Christians Ruling says 'family values' is hate speech that scares city workers Posted: March 8, 2007 1:00 a.m. Eastern -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2007 WorldNetDaily.com Richard D. Ackerman, of the Pro-Family Law Center A ruling from the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has concluded that municipal employers have the right to censor the words "natural family," "marriage" and "family values" because that is hate speech and could scare workers. The ruling came in a case being handled by the Pro-Family Law Center, which promised an appeal of the drastic result. "We are going to take this case right up the steps of the United States Supreme Court," said Richard D. Ackerman, who along with Scott Lively argued the case for the Pro-Family Law Center. (Story continues below)
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