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Lie Detector
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?", they asked. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project" said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
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Addiction Runs In The Family...
I get up every morning to take my kids to school and as I stroll bed headed into the kitchen, with sleep still in my eyes, the first thing outa my darling daughter's mouth is not, "Good morning!" is not, "I love you" is not "How are you" is always... "Hey Mommy! Can I play Wii when I get home from school?!!!" She says it with this anxiety driven urgency in her voice and on the days I say "no" because I'm trying to be a "good mom", it's as if someone forgot to give her her meds for the day! I seriously think this girl is addicted to Raving Rabbids 2! I'm thinking of going cold turkey on her...y'know, quick like a band-aid...then maybe she'll forget about it for awhile. I'm one to talk though, I'm on the computer probably more hours a day than she plays wii...hence the sleep in the eye bed headed woman that cannot wake up until she's had her first cup of coffee in the morning! Y'know, now that I think about it...her hand-eye coordination has gotten so much better l
Angels are all around us, most of us know this. Some are too cynical or busy to notice. Some think they just have wings and fly. but others don't even question why. They look like you and me. They all have a purpose. They are only here to guide us and serve us. How many times have we said,"That was close!" and went on to feel depressed and morose? We never even thought of how lucky we are to have these angels provide us with care. So next time you see the beggar on the street remember to greet him and be real sweet For it just might be a test from God to see how loving you'll be to this sot. So get in your car or catch the bus But please don't forget whose watching over us. Thank them and cherish them and give them the praise and you will be blessed the rest of your days This was sent to me from Late Nite Fantasy!Hey, Kat Hope You don't Mind!
Daddy's Little Girl's 04-29-08 #1
Thinking about You!
If Vampires Attacked!
Vampire lore goes back a long time and there is a reason for that. Many different cultures feel differently about vampires and I could get into the different ways people view them but I wont for this post. If you have any questions about it feel free to message me. Now on to the topic at hand, what to do if vampires attacked well here are a few things that you can do to protect yourself against the creatures of the dark. 1. Welcome to Louisiana! The land of the New Orleans vampires! They are not vampires, it is a lifestyle choice nothing more. Do not confuse them with real vampires because it is not legal to stake a teenager standing on a dark corner. Happy Marti Gras. 2. Once it is discovered that vampires do exist don't go to the nearest porn store and buy Caress of the Vampire 2 thinking that vampires would make a good bed mate. I am not sure if undead soul sucking pieces of shit would qualify for a good lay. 3. Movies are useless. There are very few stories that I wo
When Somone Has Kid(s)
Ok.. first of all, it's very important to be up-front about kids when you start talking to someone online if you wish to develop a serious relationship. Like, hi! my name is XXXX and oh.. yeah, I have X kids. Why? Because not everybody wants to be involved with someone who has kids. And in the end, I truly believe you save and avoid yourself a world of pain, by ensuring this topic is dealt with like right away. It allows whoever you are interacting with to have the power of choice. Some will not want to have a relationship with you if have kids. And you cannot blame them. It's a choice. They have the right to decide what is best for them. They are still good people. And I don't think it's even about them being selfish either. It's a simple matter of their goals and priorities. Now, as far as how I handle this issue, it's very simple. Personally, to fall in love with somoene, is just that. That they have kids or not, is not an issue. I can't hol
The Heat Of My Desire
In the still of the evening Without sunlight to intrude I see the twilight's in your eyes As the moon sets up the mood Playing music soft and low While romance fills the air I can't help but feel aroused The very moment you come near You submit to my embrace While candles flick their flame And the smell of sweet perfume Seems to drive my lust insane As I look into your eyes And run my fingers through your hair I taste the sweetness of your neck As I nibble at your ear I then whisper words of love As you answer with a sigh And in a very sexy way Your sweet body comes alive Your the heat of my desire As we slowly come undress I then start to lay you down While you welcome my caress With your luscious sexy curves You have a taste I can't resist And your breast show some response When I touch them with a kiss As I soak inside your love To a sexy love condition Feeling passions start to rise While making love in all positions You give me so mu
Lizards Gving Birth,........
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's having babies.''What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly to my wife
Frozen Moments
Frozen Moments (a Pushkin Sonnet) Right here - right now - my passions burn! The world is swaying to a magical beat - The Satyrs and Nymphs twist and turn With lost abandon - a primal heat Freeze this moment in memory - Freeze this moment and hold for me, Impressions held of glorious youth - Captured visions of forgotten truth From far away, a dream manifest - A memory from days gone by Touches my heart - I start to fly But settle back down to rest Ah, but for days long since past Some things, I guess, weren’t meant to last
Prostitute Or Pizza Girl? From Chuck & Larry
Jessica Alba Uncensored And Fantastic For You!! Pt. 1
Forlorn Forlorn is the King of Bethlehem For he has seen the numbers who’ve sinned In his name. And why? Go ask a Priest. He will tell you a lie or at least He’ll try his very best to pretend. He will say nothing that could offend His so Holy Church or his stipend. But where is Christ on his Cross of Peace? ____________________Forlorn. On what can the common man depend When he has to constantly defend His soul from the parasites. No cease To the wonders as their flocks increase; No wonder why Christ died in the end, _____________________Forlorn.
Jordin Sparks Shy Boy Lyrics
Were in the door, I get a smile from a fly boy He seen me before and makes his move like a fly boy I'm sick and tired of them fly boys It's bye bye boy I'm in a lounge, I get a wink from a bad boy He comes around all puffed up like a bad boy I'm sick and tired of them bad boys [Chorus] Cause I got my eye on this other guy Back in the booth with his boys, he's all mellowed out And tonight I don't mind be a shy boy So I gotta know Are you a shy boy? I'm by the stage, I get a look from a rock boy He's got the shades on indoors like a rock boy I'm sick and tired of them rock boys It's bye bye boy Out on the floor, I get the moves from a home boy Trying to score, his body rocks like a home boy I'm sick and tired of them home boys [Chorus] Cause I got my eye on this other guy Back in the booth with his boys, he's all mellowed out And tonight I don't mind be a shy boy So I gotta know Are you a shy boy? Freak boy Fresh boy Slick boy You're messing with
Nascar Fans Unite !!!!!
hey fellow nascar fans , we are having a charity drive and auction in honor of brienne davis ( nascar offical ) who passed away this month . so please join us and help make june brienne davis month in the nascar community . ! you can check out this site and keep updated on the auction .it will be on ebay june 16th through the end of the month . http://fanzone. webng. com/briennedavis so far items from darlington raceway larry mcreynolds infineon raceway talladega super speedway more coming in daily !!! so keep a look out for all new things listed on the site on our thank you list or watch for updates on Infieldparking. com or messege me here please pass this on to all your nascar friends thanks everyone ! cindy
U know what bugs me, GUYS...really like are u that dumb to think we would not know???? i know i am better off knowing the truth now before ever meeting u... And than dumb ex's who need to get there own fucking life and Stop watching every lil fucking thing i do, U have girlfriend leave me alone..!!!!!! and than all the stupid old guys on here i dont care if u think my pix are hot or how cute u think my eyes are i dont wanna hear it from u.!!! DONE Ranting!!
It Only Hurts
Song lyrics | It Only Hurts lyrics
It Was The Only Way
it was the only way only cause you didn't stay to show you that i cared i was just so scared It was the only way to make the pain go away i didn't feel any pain but now theres a stain a red one on the floor the pain will now last no more hiding up all my fears the pain you cause me all those years theres no turning back now i'm gone thats it, how? you still dont know why well get your head out of the sky i loved you and you didn't care i'd sit there stare at your hair but now i'm gone i have to say it was the only way
Look After You
If I don't say this now I will surely break As I'm leaving the one I want to take Forgive the urgency but hurry up and wait My heart has started to separate Oh, oh, Be my baby Ohhhhh Oh, oh Be my baby I'll look after you There now, steady love, so few come and don't go Will you won't you, be the one I'll always know When I'm losing my control, the city spins around You're the only one who knows, you slow it down Oh, oh Be my baby Ohhhhhh Oh, oh Be my Baby I'll look after you And I'll look after you If ever there was a doubt My love she leans into me This most assuredly counts She says most assuredly Oh, oh Be my baby I'll look after you After You Oh, oh Be my baby Ohhhhh It's always have and never hold You've begun to feel like home What's mine is yours to leave or take What's mine is yours to make your own Oh, oh Be my baby Ohhhhh Oh, oh Be my baby I'll look after you You are so beautiful to me (repeat)
Let Myself Down!
Well this is gonna be short.. I am just really upset with myself right now.. I let myself get completely fooled by someone. They completely fucked me over good. I can't believe it.. I just realized i am not only out of some important medication. but now my Nintendo ds. is conveniently missing. I am livid! How can someone just walk all over someone like that. Not even caring about them or their stuff? Seriously!! That is so utterly ridiculous! I am so hurt and so upset, this is just taking so much out of me. I can't deal with all this shit right now! What is wrong with me? Disaster just follows me.. and this is just annoying. I just want to lock myself in a hole until everything passes and all the pain goes away! I am so done!
May Day, News By One!
When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar. This weekend we moved the couch in our living room away from our front door so now there’s two ways to get in and out of our house! You can either go through our front door that faces the street or you can go out the side door which faces our neighbor’s fence and that’s usually easier for bringing large items in. Martha confessed last night that she’s beginning to wish she had NOT moved the couch because now that our daughter Sarah can go in and out there she’s always wanting to ring the doorbell! It sounds great, but like all chimes it can get on your nerves. Today in the United States it’s the National Day of Prayer. I’m ashamed to admit my focus isn’t always where it needs to be when I am praying, not because I’m forgetful of my country, our leaders, and my family but because my heart isn’t always in it. When I’m feeling like that, that’s when I need to turn to God the most because when you’re less than chipper is when your ego
Re: Pentagon Expands Propaganda Reach With Foreign "news"
RE: Pentagon Expands Propaganda Reach With Foreign "News" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 01 May 2008, 21:59 Pentagon Expands Propaganda Reach With Foreign "News" Websites The Pentagon is expanding "Information Operations" on the Internet with purposefully set up foreign news websites that are designed to look like independent media sources but in reality are nothing more than direct military propaganda. http://infowars. net/articles/may2008/010507Pentagon. htm
Blog... Lol
ok so this my first blog , no clue how to write one dont even know what one is but fuck it ill give it a shot ok what to blog about ... ohh ok how bout my life ... hmm i dont want to come out all emo and shit so .. yah better not ok how bout internet romance .... so like there i was talking to the women of my dreams when all the sudden i hear the voice changer click off and heard her mom in the back ground saying "bob ur not jerking off to that anime porn again " so bob (the new love of my life ... shivers ) says "mom ur not spose to come in the basment" then his mom replys " look u 500 pound fat ass its my basment ill come in here if i want to besides ur 50 years old its time to move out the house" so i promptly close my skype and stomp my comp ...hmm thats more like a night mare so lets try again oh how bout real life romance ....well sence im in a sucky ass town all the chicks are tweakers i go to good old stand by my hand ... so i sit on my hand till its numb
I dunno but I think I want to be with someone and have a kid with them. the search sucks
I Love You.....
My New Girl
was riding my motorcycle home yesterday, and saw this beautiful woman tied to tha railroad tracks, being a gentleman, I naturally stopped to help, I untied her and took her home. Well we had sex in every position available. man it was dynomite.... Going back today to see if I can find the head HAWK
What A Stress Day Yesterday Had Been
Yesterday, My Day Had Started With A Horrible Start. I Had Began The Day With Only A Half An Hours Worth Of Sleep In The Past 48 Hours And. I Was On The Way To Work When My Tired Blew Out On The Side Of The Highway. The Sound Of What Seemed Like A Tractor Trailer Tailgating Me Was The Key To That Something Was Not Right With The Car. I Pulled Over On To The Side Of The Road And Got Out The Jack And Necessities . And Started Jacking Up The Car And Locked The Parking Brake And Proceeded To Remove The Right Rear Tire. With All The Nuts Off, I Tried Yanking On The Tire And Nothing Happened. Not Even A Budge. Tried Kicking And Prying.... Still Nothing. Had To Call Up A Friend To Find Out What To Do. It Seems The Wheel Had Froze To The Hub Due To The Heat Of The Blow Out, And I Just Needed To Keep On Kicking. After A Few More Determined Kicks. I Was Able To Remove The Wheel And Put On The Miniscule Spare Tire. Common Sense Would Suggest That I Find The Nearest Tire Place And Have The Tire Ta
Big Brother Is Counting Caloires.
Ok… time for a rant. Have you seen this article: The New York City Department of health managed to pass a new ordinance stating that all fast food chains display the calorie counts of all their items on the menus when people order their food. Another piece to this ordinance states that these restaurants can no longer cook using trans fats as well. OK. I have a problem with this as you might imagine. Now my boggle is not with the droves of human cows that daily ingest way too many calories and dig their own grave with the spork used to finish that large order of mashed potatoes and gravy ordered from their favorite local KFC. Nah. That would be too easy of a target. People are not that dumb- everybody knows fast food is bad for you. They may not know how bad but they know its not going to make you any prettier. My problem is with the government pushing their agenda on people thinking they know what is best. Now
Lust, Passion & Love
Raw and uninhibited I feel your touch, Tasting your smooth skin and your soft red lips, The passion in your eyes, fires my desire, The sweet taste of your body on my lips, I am getting high with my swelling lust, Feeling the fever inside me, it awaits, We move as one, pleasure grows in each thrust. Your eyes, your voice, I hear it from far away, Just feel the desire of your skin on mine, Nothing else mattered except you.
My Response To Dark Side From An Ex Amanda Who Claims To Be "gothic"
Ummm what kind of spelll did you put me on God is with you God loves his children and you will repent and end up going to Hell if you don't want to come God your not a child of Christ our lord Jesus Christ!!!!!!! Satan i rebuke you out of everyones life i will save thee in Gods hands your not along Because God is watching your every move HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's funny as Hell!!! Oh yeah, and she tells me that I'm "Going to Hell" like it's a bad thing. LOL.
You Wwe Pieces Of Crap!!!!
I cannot believe that I actually put up with this BS!!!! I have been a loyal WWE WWF WCW FUCKING WRESTLING fan my entire life! I do not like that fact that not only all I can do is BITCH about WWE but I can't stop watching the fucking thing out of loyalty. WHEN YOU TREAT FANS LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHY SHOULD WE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING CORPORATION!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU WWE FUCK THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK OFFFFFF!!!!! In case you are wondering they stripped the Undertaker. Big deal huh.... well IT IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL! THE MAN HAS BEEN WITH WWE(F) SINCE 1990 OR 91 I can't quite remember (too much rum) anyway he deserves respect!!! IS IT A CHOKE HOLD REALLY????????? How is it that it slid through multiple PPVs since JANUARY but until Edge got his ass handed to him....whatever. It is just a fucking show. Who gives a damn. Never mind the fact that wrestling got me through my mother nearly dying of a brain tumor multiple times when I was in elementary school (it
Camel Toes
White Trash..big B
Apc - The Noose
FOR MyHalozChokinMe!!!!!!♥♥♥ So glad to see you well Overcome and completely silent now With Heaven's help You cast your demons out And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you off your cloud But I'm more than just a little curious How you're planning to go about Making your amends to the dead To the dead Recall the deeds as if They're all someone else's Atrocious stories Now you stand reborn before us all So glad to see you well And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you to the ground But I'm more than just a little curious How you're planning to go about Making your amends to the dead To the dead With your halo slipping down Your halo slipping Your halo slipping down Your halo slipping down Your halo slipping down (repeated) Your halo slipping down to choke you now
A Bad Down Rater
he does people wrong gives 1's and stuff 1finemarine
Spanks for the Luv
What Does Love Mean?
What is the meaning of love?....can somebody please tell me. I hear so many people say it but how do you know if they mean it. Yes its been said to me a couple of times but how do I know its true…..oh I know….they say it and then ma heart gets broken soon afterwards…that's normally how it goes for me each time. Yaw know what I'm talking about…..when u and the other person you're with makes that promise to never hurt you in anyway…..but then forgets all about that promise….or did they really forget and just didn't care. I wonder why people play with love. I hear a lot of people say "Oh, well love is so over-rated" or "I just want to be with them, the love will come later." Then they are the same people that want to complain about their heart being broken. Well, that's your own fault if you didn't make sure that you had love and if the other person you with also had love too. I hate the fact that I get so attached to somebody just because I love their personality. Especially when I c
The Love I Have For You!
He's that person that comes across once in a lifetime, That no matter how much time you spend together, You still can't seem to get enough of him. He takes my breath away with just the sight of his smile, & knocks me off my feet with the feeling of his touch. He's that person that never has to say he loves me Because when I look into his eyes, I know it's true When I look into his eyes, I see straight through to his soul The same soul I'm forever destined to be with Because of you, it's clear to see that our existence is so meaningful We were inevitably meant for each other all along. Your love is everything to me & there's no way I can ever let that go
True Love
Love is when you find someone you can really be yourself with... That you can share "anything" with like your best friend.. Its when you cant even imagine what life would be life without the other person... When words do not even come close to how you real feel & even though it doesn't make sense to other people.. You know your meant to be "together" I love you baby
Because I Love You
& In the end Im NOT perfect Ill annoy you & trick you off.. Say stupid things.. & then take them back.. But put all that aside.. You will "NEVER" find a girl, Who love you more then me..
I Am Proud Of Erica
Hi everyone my name is Bonnie...I am a 39 year old genetic girl...born female....I am happily married to Erica...Erica is a pre operative transsexual, she is on hormones and t-blockers, 3 years end of this month....this past friday we went and she filled out the paperwork to have her name changed to Erica legally...We both have recently told our mothers about Erica as well...we have a 15 yr old son, and yes he knows all bout Erica...and he is fine...Erica and I have been together 22 years, married for 16 years...I will always be here for her... hugggggggggs to all Bonnie
You're special People stand out For lots of reasons, But you stand out For all the best reasons You're outstanding Because You're you
Is There Anyone Out There Cos It's Getting Harder And Harder To Breathe,,,
Marroon 5 with the lyrical content... How y'all doin? I'm good thanks for wondering and happy cinco de mayo! I heard from a great friend for the first time in a long time... Speaking of that friend... Go check out Rachel's blog if you can. She's got a lot going on right now and is proof that great things do happen to great people. Have a great time at Raw next week baby and I'll be watchin for ya! So, I'm just now getting into SHMMER. Those who may not know what SHIMMER is should know it's a all ladies wrestling promotion. They now have a working relationship with TNA that will make TNA's already kick ass women's division even better. Special thanks to my buddy Se7vn for hookin me up at home with SHIMMER 14. I was hooked after seeing that show and must find more of their shows. I'm watching the Reds/Cubs game on tv as I type this and it's conna be a long night for the cubbies. Everyone that knows me knows I've been a white sox fan all my life and that will never e
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Sin Wagon Riders List Updated 5/5 @9:45 Est
We're Gonna Do Some Mattress Dancing so bust out the Handcuffs and Whipped Cream and Are you YOU up for the ride? Well then, just Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people (be sure to put Sin Wagon in your friend request!) and then send aGEM4life and AngelGurl a private message (no shouts please) saying that you have taken the ride and R/F/A everyone! **Please make sure you R/F back and if you have already done this in the past simply leave em a comment saying "Sin Wagon already R/F you".** You will then be added to the list of riders. We are all here to meet new people and have fun so we ask that there is No Drama please. '♡aGEM4life♡'Founder 'AngelGurl'Co-founder 'Keith'Driver 'SuperStarrPrincess'
Bumper Stickers For Women
Protect Your Energies
When you start to raise your energy vibration, you tend to become more sensitive to negative energies around you, and can often find yourself taking on the negative energies of others or of situations around you. Have you ever felt really up, and positive, full of confidence and off to conquer the world? And then you come into contact with someone who is miserable, down on themselves and just about dragging themselves through every minute. Have you noticed that it often does not take long before you also feel down and low, and your optimism has evaporated? You just came into contact with an energy vampire, who literally siphoned off your positive energy. Beware of the negative doom-mongers and dream-stealers who can tell hundreds of reasons why your plans are doomed- if you let them. As we work more and more with energies, it is vital that we learn to protect our positive energies. Most negative people do not realize that they are draining energies from others, yet th
Seek Not My Heart
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.
Re: Pentagon Secretly Goes To War With The Internet
RE: Pentagon Secretly Goes To War With The Internet ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 06 May 2008, 13:52 Pentagon Secretly Goes To War With The Internet The Pentagon is to spend $30 Billion building a super secret "National Cyber Range" in order to prepare for all out cyber warfare by using it to conduct mock online battles with realistic info-warriors. http://infowars. net/articles/may2008/060508DARPA. htm
History Lesson
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln . Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both n
~ It's You ~
Admission To Heaven
Three men, stand before St.Peter awaiting admission into heaven, however St. Peter has been informed that heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So St. Peter takes each of the three men aside and in turn, askes them about how they died. First man: I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me, I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running, my wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but I couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The Last place I Looked was out on the balcony. I found the guy hanging from the edge, trying to get back in, so I started jumping up and down on his heads and he yelled but he didnt fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty five floors screamming in agony. But the fall didnt k
This Is Your America??
Idaho student says teacher tossed his Mexican flag in trash Idaho student says teacher tossed his Mexican flag in trash 53 minutes ago A high school student says he may file a lawsuit against a physical education teacher who took a Mexican flag he had brought for Cinco de Mayo and put it in the garbage. Clint Straatman denies Froylan Camelo's version of events but said he took the flag Monday because "white kids" might have hurt the 16-year-old. He said he put it in a garbage can because he had no place else to keep it. Camelo said he was changing into gym clothes at Minico High School in Rupert when Straatman told him, "Give me the flag." "I said, 'What's the problem?'" Camelo, speaking in Spanish, told The Times-News of Twin Falls. "He said, 'The problem is that we are in the United States and not in Mexico.' He grabbed it from me. He threw the flag in the garbage can." Camelo said that Straatman told him the flag would be returned at the end of the school day, bu
Re: Rangers 1 Motherwell 0
RE: Rangers 1 Motherwell 0 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 07 May 2008, 22:37 Barry Ferguson scored one of the most crucial goals of his career as Rangers dug out the win they simply had to achieve on a super-charged night at Ibrox.In one of the noisiest nights at the stadium for a long time Ferguson's touch of class was what mattered.Davie Weir flicked on Steven Davis's corner and from a really acute angle, Ferguson found the top right corner with a superb finish 17 minutes from the end.You could sense the tension lift out of the air as the Light Blues cut Celtic's lead to four points.Now they march on to Saturday's match with Dundee United knowing the same must happen again.Dick Advocaat watched it all from the stand, sitting beside David Murray, and if he learned one thing it is that this Rangers side will not give up.It was inevitable that Walter Smith would make changes given the astonishing schedule of matches Rangers are
Wash Your Spirit Clean
Gynecologist Asst. Job Opening
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here." "Oh why, is that where the job's at?" "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
Hump Day Happiness
Was actually a pretty good day :) It was beautiful outside. I got lots of work done. Went to meet with the marketing agency about the one project we are doing for them.. and they now have another. Work is really getting better. As for work, the project I am working on is almost wrapped up. Another company did the project first... took them over a year.. but they did a terrible job. In a little over a week I have redone the whole site and added more to it. I feel like my life is taking a different direction, a more positive one. I feel better.. have lost weight.. refocusing my efforts where they belong. There are things I look forward to more and more. Now I just have to get the hammock set up and I can relax in that in the evenings :)
and i guess all i’m trying to say is i have hope for you: that you will keep your love for the world even though it beats you down everyday. its scary thinking about how much you mean to me how much i’d miss you if you werent in my [ l i f e ] and how i get this amazing feeling when im with you i’ve never loved someone like i love you baby. and i cant help but remind you every single day I learned that sometimes, people aren’t going to love you. & it may be for no reason at all. Sometimes, people just judge you on what they think you will do, on who they think you are. & there’s really nothing you can do about it. But just remember one thing; they’re not cheating you, they’re cheating themselves Love is living your own life, but sharing it. It’s forgiveness. It’s making a billion mistakes and turning them into learning experiences. Love is patience, optimism, and sometimes it’s a kiss when there is nothing left to say. Happiness comes in many forms. In the company of go
Over It
Ok people, I have had it. I am so sick of being concerned with people and them sh@$ng all over me. If you don't know someone how in the fu@#ing hell can you judge them?!!!! What the fuck is wrong with people I don't drink but every once in a while. I haven't been drunk in over two months until tonight. I tried to talk to somone and they told me I drank too much and didn't care. If I didn't fu@#ing care I wouldn't have fu#$ing ask. Get a grip people. If you don't know someone don't take it for granted that they drink too much. Which is what I was told. And when I tried to talk to them was disted.. you know who you are. All I can say is get the fuck over yourself and don't judge someone at all...
Deleting Friends
good morning all. i just wanted 2 let everyone know im goin through friends and deleting. i dont have the chance to talk with all of u or leave comments and i feel bad, so im deleting. so if u would like 2 stay on my friends list please pm me. well thats it hope yall have a great day.
Im Here For You So Dont You Forget It!
Default/count on me. I know that life ain't always good to you. I've seen exactly what it’s put you through Thrown you around and turned you upside down and so you You got to thinking there was no way out You started sinking and it pulled you down It may be tough you've got to get back up Because you know that life ain't over yet I'm here for you so don't forget You can count on me Cause’ I will carry you till you carry on Anytime you need someone Somebody strong to lean on Well you can count on me To hold you till that healing is done And every time you fall apart Well you can hide here in my arms And you can count on me To hold you till that feeling is gone I wonder why nobody's waiting on you I'd like to be the one to pull you through your darkest times I'd love to be the light that finds you I see a silver lining on your cloud I'll pick you up whenever you fall down Just take my hand and I will help you stand Because you know that life ain't ove
You're the radio, just what I want to hear. You're the darkness, My greatest fear. You're the candy, You're ever so sweet. You're The air, just what I need. You're my depression, my tears I bleed. You're my dream, a figment of my imagination. You're the punishment, for my retaliation. You're the flowers, they live to pollinate. You're the ticking clock, my hour of fate. You're the clouds, you soar over me. You're the crash of waves, from the raging sea. You're my soul, you give me life. You're the way out, you're the knife. You're the moon, with such perfect shape. You're the dungeon, with no escape. You're the birds, they love to sing. You everywhere, you're everything.
You Want Me To What???
Ohmigod, my ex bf, who lied, cheated(I kinda caught him), stole my money, and made me support him when he got fired from his job actually called to ask me if he could just sleep on my balcony for a month til he gets established....hmmmmmmmmm.....NO! Are you serious??? Noooooooo! Nooooooo! Just go away and leave me alone! Wow...are there any decent guys out there??? *sigh*
8 Things She Hates About You
Don't know why she's angry? Now you do... By Lisa Jones, Men's Health The biggest fight in my relationship has been replayed more times than Beyoncé's tumble in Orlando. It usually happens something like this: First, after 3 or 4 hours of silent abuse by me, my boyfriend starts to suspect something's up. "I know you're annoyed," he says. "What did I do?" "You didn't do anything," I say. "It's fine, whatever. I'm not annoyed." "Just tell me." This goes on for hours until I finally blurt it out: "You didn't introduce me when we ran into that guy you work with! And why do you need to go out to brunch with your ex?" Then I feel silly for letting such small things bother me, and we laugh and roll around on the bed and all is right again in our world. But he raises a good point: Most of the time he has no idea of what sets me off. Which is why I've prepared this handy inventory of things men tend to do that we tend to find annoying. If you study up, you'll be able to stop r
Just Another Thought
You said that I was safe with you , Ill admitt I was for a while , The nights got colder , and The distance felt like miles , I shouldn't have to fight to keep you , Or lie to breach the truth , You seem like someone else these days , I can't even talk to you . YOur dark side kept you company , On too many lonley nights , While I cried myself to sleep, Only to wake to find , Every Promise you made , You never tried to keep , Now your lifes making sense , And theres no longer room for me ,
You may be wondering what is the most useful word in the English language?.. Well, we finally figured it out. It's shit. That's right, shit.. we're not joking here (pun intended)! shit may just be one of the most functional word in the English language. Consider these few facts: On any one day, you can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or have shit for brains. If you put some effort into it, you can get your shit together, figure out a place for all your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, sell shit, buy shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, pick up shit, order shit, listen to shit, and smell like shit. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, catch shit, sling shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit, take a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than
Greed In The War
The Iraqi government is inviting major oil multinationals to participate for the first time in the development of the oil industry, without waiting for the passage of crucial but controversial hydrocarbons legislation. In a sign that the oil law the US has been pressing for is unlikely to be agreed by parliament any time soon, Hussain Shahristani, Iraq’s oil minister, said in an interview with the Financial Times that Iraq was now determined to push ahead with plans to raise production from a current 2.5m barrels per day to 6m bpd in five years. Iraq oil exports rise Iraq’s oil exports in January rose 140,000 barrels per day from the previous month, hitting the highest level since the US-led invasion in 2003. Exports in January climbed to 1.97m b/d, up from 1.83m b/d in December, according to shipping data compiled by Reuters on Wednesday. Iraq’s oil shipments have been rising in recent months because of more stable supplies of Kirkuk crude from the north. Speaking on the s
Never Argue With A Woman
Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue wi
A Night's Pondering.
The cool night air wraps around me as I stare into the sky, Moon high above the world like a silver orbs surrounded by millions of glowing diamonds, I walk and ponder and wonder if there's some one fore me, Many have given me something yet they never stay, I've given something and taken so much more, My flaws are my undoing yet I know not what they are, I'm not perfect and there's no way I can be, I do what I can and thats all I can do, I'm alone and I'm tired of it, Longing to find some one I can stand and be able to kiss them and know it's not a kiss but a show of affection, To make love not just mindless sex, Sex is meaningless with out emotions, I wear my heart on my sleeve I try to make other's happy, Yet at my own expeince, They maybe happy yet I am not, This is what I don't want, I want the happynes and I want thier's too, This is one of my downfalls I'm too nice, I'm to eager to please, Yet I end up in heartache and pain, No longer do I wish for this, For a
The Vampire's Offer.
I offer you a kiss, Soft pale lips on thy skin, Errotic and sudective, You stare into my neon green eye's, And are captavated and lost, You hang on every word I speak, My hand carress's thy face, As my lips brush the skin of thy neck, My fangs scrap thy flesh, A light prick and a sting, Your life essence start's too show, I watch your reactions, Wondering if it'll be pleasure or pain, I move around slowly hypnotizing you with my eye's and soft spoken word's, I tell you thing's to make you think I care, For I'm the hunter an your my prey, Thy reaction is of ectasy, Sliding behind I softly run my sharped pinky nail across thy neck, My hot breath can be felt on thy neck, Fang's sinking into thy soft flesh, Soft sucking sound's are heard, Red liquid flow's past my lips, A pale hand reach's up and grab's my dark brown hair, Closer you pull me, As I drain you dry, Limp you become a pile of limbs, In a ally I dump you and Off I go, Another meal to start my night may
To My Fellow Mom's
I hope you have a wonderful Mother's Day! May you be pampered from head to toe & told how much you're appreciated on your special day! ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy
The Raven's Sonnet.
I looked up and down, I even looked around, Never once did I find a thing, Then I stop and looked up as I heard a bird sing, T'was a raven yet it never said nevermore, It sang a song sad n low, Of death and sorrow, Other's came and a quartet where they, Singing a lover's song, Of lover's long sence gone, They sang of thier meeting, They sang of thier grieving, They sang of Thier broken heart's, How strange to hear these raven's hark, Of two love's long sence Departed, There story haft left me sad-hearted, Too think I never would had found this wonder, If I hadn't stoped as I wondered, Did I find when not look I did, To hear a tell of sorrow and love, As beatiful as the Whitest dove, Or as dark as the blackest raven, Then again I find that the darkness is my Haven, So this tell they tell is nothing new to hear, Just a little hard to bear, Heart ache is just part of existence, Love and heart ache are also part of existence: With out happyness and sorrow we woul
Cat Wakes Up From A Nap
Cat Wakes Up From A Nap
First Love's Question(male Or Female Answers)
Okay I have known my first love since I was 13 and he was 16 well when we first started dating everything went swell then off and on for 7 years. Now were completely over but my question's are: 1.Does a woman have to beg for a kiss,hug or even to make love? 2.Does another woman have to be better than the other to please a man? 3.Is a prep better than anyone else?(not judging anyone just an opinion) 4.Should a family member get involve with a conflict relationship? 5.Should a family member tell you that you didn't love the person you were with for a long time? 6.Does telling the girl/woman your with that there more entertaining than the one your with? Tell me your options on these cause I need some really good advice lately. I am with someone new but I just need some help so I can sleep again I can't sleep since he has left and those questions not be answered.
pray to the lord as i kneel to my knee i pray less pain be struck on me and if once more i'm to feel pain i ask for death while i'm still sane. and now i lay me down to sleep, i pray this pain to not get deep if i should die before i wake i'm free from anymore heartache
Travis Tritt - Can I Trust You With My Heart
When you meet that certain someone you been searchin' hard to find It's a new love full of passion that can sometimes make you blind I don't mind bein' swept away if I know right from the start So before we go much further girl can I trust you with my heart In the time we've spent together I have learned to trust in you So many things you've given before I even asked you to But reality and romance are sometimes far apart So what I really need to know is can I trust you with my heart Can I cast my cares upon you can you stand a heavy load Can I count on you to walk me down that long and winding road If you promise me these simple things I can guaranty You can always count on me Can I cast my cares upon you can you stand a heavy load Can I count on you to walk me down that long and winding road If you promise me these simple things I can guaranty You can always count on me When two hearts solely surrender and are sworn to understand It completes a perfect union b
Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
Kisses Sweeter Than Wine Kisses Sweeter Than Wine *Sealed with a Kiss* *Sealed with a Kiss*
Something Must Be Coming About....
Something must be coming about, must be time for growth and learning. I am open and willing, but I will remain true to myself. No matter how many people out there try to hurt or change me, I will not be tarnished by the fact that they cannot accept themselves. I embrace myself, my life and all of the imperfections that make me who I am proud to be. My inner circle must remain small, only consisting of the few who truly care for and respect me, that keeps me whole. That is not to say that I will not give other people chances, but many people feel they need to impress and tell you what you want to hear, rather than what is true. I only need to believe in myself, that is enough, and I say what I mean, and I mean what I say...
I am thiking of cutting out most of the sugar in my diet, it will be hard but thats why I need my fubar friends to help me, give me some motivation and encouragement. I will post a progress of what I'm doing, and what not. Today is my new day to start over again, and keep on track, working out at the gym this morning. SO PLEASE IF I NEED MOTIVATION AND ENCOURAGEMENT, Please leave me some thanks! Muahz.
Happy Mother's Day (yes,i Cried)
This is for the mothers who have or will have set up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer Wieners and Cherry Kool-Aid saying, “Its okay honey, Mommy’s here.” Who have or will have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can’t be comforted. This is for all the mothers who have or will show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse. For all the mothers who have or will run carpools, make cookies and sew Halloween costumes, and all the mothers who DON’T. This is for the mothers who gave or will give birth to babies they’ll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections are hanging or will hang on their refrigerator doors. And for all the mothers who froze or will freeze their buns on metal bleachers at football or soccer games instead of watching from the warmth of their car
Would You?
If I was in an auction would you bid on me? I am not the type to be a slave but it might be fun never know but I was just curiouse if I would even get any bids with this ugly mug lol. Please leave a comment thanks.....
Embarassing Moment
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $1000??!!"
Injuries, Burnout And Other Thoughts...(note: Spoiler Re: Tna Sacrifice)
OK I have not posted one of these in about 3, here we go! Injuries - I am surprised by the amount of injuries in the biz lately. Torrie Wilson, a former WWE Diva, has been forced to retire because of back problems. ====SPOILER ALERT====== Kurt Angle, former WWE champ, has been pulled from tonight's TNA main event due to a neck injury. Matt Hardy and a couple of others have faced recent issues also (think within the last six months). Think about this: If it weren't for the business us fans love so much, these men and women would not go out there every damn night to entertain us. Burnouts - This is an interesting topic in and of itself, and one we aren't hearing half as much of. I believe Jeff Hardy has some major personal issues right now outside of the biz (and any Jeff fan knows what he has endured since his suspension a month and change ago). Compounding that, and I'm not a psychologist, but he may have burnt out because of his fast rise to the top of the foo
A Blow Job With A Twist
Blow Job With a Twist I wanted to just walk in and force you to your knees. I would already be ready and waiting, you know I don't get things very often. You wouldn't even have time to touch. I would pull down my pants and expect you to go there. To pleasure me with your mouth. To lick and suck so well like you always do. But this time would be different. I would stop you short of finishing me off. I would reach down below, take off your clothes and gently feel your pussy lips. I know how hot you get from getting me off like that. I would then take you and bend you over the table and penetrate you from behind. Today isn't all about sensuality, this is about being hot and taking control, this is about my needs and your needs. And in some little way this is about fulfilling fantasies at the same time. Once we settle in and find the motion that brings us both so much pleasure... I will know when I hit the spot and you bite your bottom lip... the dirty words start to come from your mouth
Giving Members Staff Privledges
Ok so I was unbanned from a lounge, yes the girl I absolutely hate (cuteasakitten) and she hates me, she will do anything to get me in trouble or something, but she is in that lounge, as I was in there, she comes in, asks why she isn't an enforcer, then I was silent, just watching the lounge,when I wanted to type in the lounge, it said I lost my privledges, and I have to wait an hour, so technically I was muted. Cute said she was going back to cleaning, but I bet she was lurking around, when I heard she was getting staff access I'm thinking oh great, she will eather ban me or kick me, maybe even mute me. I only saw a few staff members in that lounge at the time, none of that staff said they did it, the owner was djing and I spoke to him about it, he was quite mad. Poor guy, he tries so hard to keep his lounge going drama free and that bitch just keeps on bringing it, you have to watch who you give staff access to.
For The People
It's amazing to watch the ticker on the top of this page, and realize how many people there are here. It's also amazing to note that all of these people, they have dreams, aspirations. They want to do more for themselves, or maybe less. They have, or had mothers, and fathers. All of these people here looking for something. What about the gals who are scantily clad, what are they seeking? Are they trying to prove something? Or the gents with their skins. What's their story? What is the French word for cleavage? Deco.....I forget. Still, there is a lot of it here. I'm not displeased so far by my experience(s), here, but I am very curious as to why people are so interested in being accepted by a large online community. I wonder how I will fit in, if at all to all of this? I will spend plenty of time at it, and see what becomes of it, but still resist as much of the culture as possible, though not bad, is not why I am here.
We certainly haven't had things easy lately... And I know there have been times when we've both run a little short on patience & a little high on frustration. But through it all, I've alwaya believed that our love will hold us together. We belong to each other, & that commitment will always be stronger than any problems that came our way. Let's hang on tight & together we will weather any storm. There's no doubt in my mind the best for us is truly yet to come.
The Reason Why "nice Guys" Finish Last
I've been doing some thinking lately, and I've come to a simple conclusion but I stretched it out into another long rant, The reason why it's a long Rant is because You hear it all the time: "He was such a NICE Guy, and she's such a Heartless Bitch for dumping him." I've heard alot of stuff (Including from myself) complaining that women must WANT to be treated like shit, because THEY, the "Nice Guy" have failed repeatedly in relationships. This is akin to the false logic that "Whales are mammals. Whales live in the sea. Therefore, all mammals live in the sea." I was thinking and I realized something: If you have one bad relationship after another, the only common denominator is YOU. Think about it, What's wrong with Nice Guys? The biggest problem is that most Nice Guys (Myself included) are hideously insecure. They are so anxious to be liked and loved that they do things for other people to gain acceptance and attention, rather than for the simply pleasure of giving. You n
My View On The Punisher
The punisher is one of the most notable characters of the anti hero phase of comics. While characters like wolverine show the superhero aspect of the anti hero or rather the anti-superhero, the punisher shows the darker side of it. His origin is simple for the most part, with some more stuff that is not necessary to know. The punisher is Frank Castle, an ex Vietnam veteran who signed up fro the war and even did a second tour and after the war ended did black ops for the marines and other things necessitating him to be a killing machine. When he comes home to his family they have a picnic in the park and they witness a mob hit. The mob has his family killed and he is the only survivor, and despite his testimony those involved get off scot free due to connections. He then becomes hardened against criminals and feeling the justice system is useless, takes matters into his own hands and wages a one man war against crime.While heroes like wolverine, spider-man, and batman all have lives awa
I believe that if you want your lounge to be advertised... Play it on your page or in your bulletins. Some people may be on dial up that may not be able to receive these lounges that people post in other people's comments. I do not mean to be rude, but I believe to do such is rude in the first place. Especially when a lot is not considered. Thank you and please read my profile. Have a nice night. :-)
I Love My Dogs More Than You...
Thats what my friend's boyfriend said to my friend. "I love my dogs more than you". They were engaged but he took the ring back, he said he needs to find himself, and doesn't know what love is anymore, he also stated that he needs to start to respect her more, meaning start respecting her for what she looks like, because shes not attractive. So my friend was upset, but she was cool with it, she accepted what he said, and they are dating, just dating. Trying to make it work. What do you all think of this?
Thinking of You ... This Tied-Up Tuesday ...
Remembering Happiness
true happiness I have a great many friends who are having difficulty at this time. Some are in bad relationships, some are longing for realtionships, some feel they have grown stale, some are trying to move forward through brick walls. All of this has my head on a train of thought. dangerous, yes I know, you should see the smoke rolling out of my ears. However, I shall push on. Aristotle wrote that happiness was the supreme good and the goal of life was to attain happiness. Jean-Jaques Rousseau speculated that the road to happiness lies in the satisfaction of one' desires and the hedonistic pursuit of pleasure. William James taught that happiness was the ratio of one's accomplishment's to one's aspirations. So which one of these brilliant minds was correct in their assumption?? I would have to think that they are all right when viewed as a collective. The question, however, still remains. How do we find hapiness??? We are an ever changing species. It seems a
Looking At Things Differently
are we really this numb? Current mood: aggravated We live in a world of apathetic intentions. Any one care to decipher that?? I have had that sentence in head for most of the day, for reasons I'm not quite clear. My mind, currently, is an asylum for scattered thought. I am everywhere. Very unfocused and yet so passionate in every thought that crosses the path of my psyche. I want to attack and ponder every fleeting word that flows through the creative part of my soul, yet I cant manage to center on just one. There are so many avenues I can take with this blog, yet I fear it will read as written by the hand of multiple personalities, lol. I am pissed off at myself for letting myself grow stale. For letting myself be identified by the obvious. Yes, Im a mother, a girlfriend, a student, blah, blah, blah, but I am also so much more----more that I pushed down and havent allowed that part of me to flourish in a long time. I am strngth and spirit, a free spirit at tha
Fed Up With Humanity
Some people just dont get it. By it, I mean everything, anything. Whatever. To blow a little conceit, it is so easy for me to read what others are thinking or feeling. I am okay with the fact that not everyone agrees with me. I dont feel the need to downgrade someone else's interest or opinions. I love the diversity that comes with people as a whole. So why isnt this a capability of everyone?? Why do people have to be so negative about things they don't agree with. Why be so disrespectful?? I don't expect you to believe everything I believe, I don't expect you to agree with everything I say. I even respect you for your opinions. Why is that so difficult for everyone else. It bugs me that I can develop a new interest, or meet a new person, or want to take another direction in who I am--and all people want to do is poo poo all over it. Jesus Christ on a stick, I'm not living for your life, nor am I living for your happiness. Get over it. I guess I am just tired of a
My Sybil Moment
I often wonder to myself how many people get into their own heads, realize what goes on in there, and say the same thing I do. Holy fuck, that's it, reserve me a padded room!! Strange place to be, my head that is. it amazes me sometimes the speed at which it moves. The versatility of thought, and how quickly I can bounce from one thing to another. I get lost there sometimes. What a mistake that is. Makes me feel like my skin is a size to small. Like someone is squeezing the air right out of me. I want to run away from myself alot. Wouldn't that be a neat trick? LOL I wonder if 'normal' people dwell on the same kinds of things I do. And if so, do they twist it and overanalyze it until their dizzy?? I've been told by a good friend of mine that I drive him nuts with my tendencies to overanalyze. But what do ya do, I don't know how else to think. Some of the things on my mind right now??? Why is it people can't accept responsibility for their own actions??? All the crim
Team Love Club Far
~ Club FAR ~ ~ Team Love ~ Here are our Team's co-captains and Greeter. We need more spots filled, so hop on board! Show some MAD Club FAR love!!! Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team Captain/Sarge's Bad Girl/RisingStar ~ @ fubar *~Pure Sweetness~* Club F.A.R Team Captain~@ fubar TrainWreck*Club FAR Greeter*Sarge's Bad Girl@ fubar ~Tiger~Goddess~Lady~ ~Club F.a.r.~@ fubar :::"JEWELS"::: * Club
Holy Fawk.
GBH in washington state GBH Aug 6 - Aug 17 Theyre here Aug. 9th somebody else be excited with me. But wtf are they doing at warped tour? IDK that just seems wrong to me. I have to deal with a bunch of wannabe warped tour artards running around trying to be hardcore BUT its worth it
Alittle More On Me
Its a pleasure to have you stop by my page... with that said...I'm a Bama girl. I have lived here all my life... I am a very outgoing person... I love to explore life and have a blast while doing it... I love to laugh... and make others laugh... I believe in the concept live everyday to the fullest... because you truely only live once... That's the way I live my life... to the fullest... to the very fullest... I have had my share of ups and downs but I've learned along the way... that life is life... and if you choose to sit around and worry... then it will overcome you... and I have not and will not let it overcome me... I love my life... and my loved ones... I have long life friends whom I absolutely adore... and I choose to live happy... I have two gorgeous children that are godsend... I couldnt have asked for better kiddos... I'm divorced and single. I am not looking or should I say "searching" for that special someone. I have decided to quit the search and let him find me. I give
♥ Pimpin Out My Fu-owner/fu-bro - Show Him That Fu-luvin Please♥
I often wonder is this what god had planned for me? Is the trauma that I go through to make me stronger or beat me down. Was my life already planned out before I was even born. Im thinking of how I can impact my life to be content with myself. Love, happiness, contentment and joy are yet to be found. I've always second guessed myself. Well no more. This year everything will be different. Im almost comfortable to enjoy being with me. I've learned alot about myself, who i am and how I what to be. I love people and that was always hard for me to believe, now ask me if I trust people I will still say no. There are only a few that I truley trust in my life and those I love dearly and thank you for your support. I will laugh more than ever, be as goofy as I can be, spend as much time out doors drinking in the warm sun and smelling the sweet rain, wrap myself in a blanket on the couch with a good book, use the knowledge & experiences I have to offer for someone who maybe hurting, Be a goo
Does It Really Exist?
Isn't love and romance the craziest thing in the world? We spend a life time looking for the real thing. Only to find that the real thing is just our imagination. At least that is what I feel at this point. I won’t say that I don’t believe true and lasting love doesn’t exist. I know that it does. It just seems harder for some people to find. I genuinely love many people in my life. There are even a few men in my life that I could easily fall in love with. But I hold back from that because I know that they aren’t looking for that with me. They are looking the world over for the "perfect" woman. And I definitely don’t fit that. I am far from perfect. But I am honest, faithful and very loving towards those that I love. I have had many failed relationships in my life. Some failed due to failings on my part and some due to their failings. Then of course there are a few relationships that I didn’t realize what I had until it was too late and I let them go. How do you know that you have found
Yep A Brand New Auction And I'm Up For Bids Again Weeeehooooooo
Dog The Bounty Hunter
Filming has begun on the fifth season, according to executives with A&E, the cable network that broadcast "Dog the Bounty Hunter." Reruns of the show will start June 25, with new episodes, including ones from the fourth season that have not previously aired, coming a few weeks later. The show features Chapman and crew chasing down bail jumpers in Hawaii and other states.
Redneck Pledge Of Aligence
Something that was text to me. I pledge aligence to the confederate flag of america,into the mud bogging pitts,truck pull,and big tires on our jacked up ford trucks,one nation under god indivisable with guns,tobacco,and free bud light for all.
Juno Song
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning Latest News: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch as Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Naughty Nurse
Another special request by a member. A Naughty Nurse was making naughty photos when she twisted her ankle. I had to wrap it and walk on crutches. My ankle is not the only thing I wrapped. Cum to the naughty side and see cleavage, feet, heels, think thighs, big round ass, wet pussy, long gloves, and huge tits. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
I never promised you a ray of light I never promised there’d be sunshine every day I’ll give you everything I have The good, the bad Why do you put me on a pedestal? I’m so up high that I can’t see the ground below So help me down you’ve got it wrong I don’t belong there One thing is clear I wear a halo I wear a halo when you look at me But standing from here You wouldn’t say so You wouldn’t say so if you were me And I, I just want to love you Oh I, I just want to love you I always said that I would make mistakes I’m only human and that’s my saving grace I’ll fall as hard as I try So don’t be blinded See me as I really am I have flaws and sometimes I even sin So pull me from that pedestal I don’t belong there One thing is clear I wear a halo I wear a halo when you look at me But standing from here You wouldn’t say so You wouldn’t say so if you were me And I, I just want to love you Oh I, I just want to love you Like to t Has A New Look! has a new look! A new guest section and a few other new surprises as well as a new set to celebrate the event! Make sure you check it out!
Tiny Hug Levelers
I Heard The News Tonight..
A very dear friend of mine left me an offline message with the link to his obituary. The news of his death comes with a lot of mixed feelings. Under any circumstance death is always something you wouldn't wish upon anyone. And I do sincerely hope he has finally found his peace. The friend that told me about his death has suffered greatly through his actions yet still finds it in her generous heart wish him peace. Ryuka's blog As do I.. May you finally have found the peace you were looking for, Jody.
Band Merch
Hey All, Our band finally has some new merchandise for sale. T shirts, mugs, stickers etc. Just go to ..... Our Cd will be released late next month and we will put the link for that up as well. So show some support and stop by.... Thanks, Dave and all of Absoloot Agony
Total Submission Part 1 (for Daddy's Little Girl)
She awoke, her body sore from the night before, wanting more of the same, she opened her eyes to find out how to play the game. Gently, she moved her legs, discovering they were free and tried her arms. Though sore, they too, were free. Reaching a hand to her neck, she discovers she is still collared, but the clasp to her chain is not attached. She was free to roam. Sitting up, she surveyed the bedroom. Her chain and restraints still lying on the bed, along with the various devices he had used on her the previous night. She noticed he head not set out any clothes for her. Her eyes wander to the closet door, knowing she didn’t dare to even open it, he would know if she had. Last night had been one of her lessons in obedience. Closing her eyes, remembering what happened, she becomes wet and hungry with desire. Pinching her left nipple to reminisce about the clamps, she sighs with pained pleasure. He couldn’t possibly know if she touched herself, could he? Caught up in the memories, sh
I can't believe how the Fubar men here find me so... interesting. They say it's the eyes, but... I don't know
This Tuesday, Join Us!!!
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 05.20.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Tuesday nights are shows dedicated to new bands' premiere songs and the infamous Millennium Omega segments hosted by Lady Misty! Tonight we premier... TBA (which means I have no clue yet). Tuesday's M_O_ segment will be about Creationism as it grows in popularity
Chuck Wagon - Catch A Ride
You've been cordially invited to take a trip on the all new Chuck Wagon Trail! Come one and come all and bring your empty stomaches as we tend to serve up the best that FU bucks can buy! So if'n your up for the bumpy ride, jump on in and travel across our FU world and meet and show some FU luv to the below honarary members. Click the wagon pic with the purple border below to find out what location we're haulin' out from: Thru_a_diff_i Owned by Happy Country Girl & Owner of soulfly53 oO*Shadow Leveler*Oo R/F/A & I Will I'm your cook, so please be sure to drop in and tell me what kinda food ur in the mood for lol! Thank ya kindly for cominin' on along! Thru_a_diff_i Owned by Happy Country Girl & Owner of soulfly53 oO*Shadow Leveler*Oo R/F/A & I Will@ fubar
Ecclesiastical Interpretation
I find this whole experience, as I have said before, very strange. I would be a liar, at least to myself, had I not admitted thus far that I enjoy this, and as many people are quick to point out, addicted as well. Fubar is interesting for a lot of reasons, but perhaps the ease at which we all seem to introduce ourselves to one another might be the chief standout of such a production. I don't recall having had this plethora of social abundance on any other of this 'friend sites'. In fact I find this to be very satisfying as I have been very much an armchair philosopher for several years now. Ah the Ivory Tower, she still glistens, but to my subjective tones of self indulgence perhaps? Well my fellow's and more importantly the ladies of this site, I am happy to say that this is a rewarding experience, but I hope that it continues to be. Everyone is not so lost as I had once feared. Good job everyone. Oh, and Kompei.
Palisades left in memory Snow-capped mounts where crystals glisten "Tis your song to which I'm drawn To this sweet melody I must listen Pitted granite channeled deep Ageless flows winding through Your toils inspire reflection As to why I ever left you Mammoth towers Heaven bound Leaves the shade of envy Swaying to your regal dance You will always exist within me In my heart where beauty's stowed And mind where visions linger Upon my breath whose words I borrow Until I'm drawn by Death's pointed finger
Go Spurs Go!
SPURS win tonight 91-82....beat the Hornets! the Lakers...bring 'em on!
From Phoenix
Random Information About Me
That children no matter the age should respect,obey and honor their parents. If help is needed around the house, yard etc, you should just help without being asked to. I do not believe that once a cheater always a cheater, people change if they really want to.( I am living proof of that). I do not believe in abotions 100%. But i do believe they are okay in some cases( rape, if mother can die, baby completely deformed and im not talking about handicaped). I do believe in co-sleeping with children. (I plan to co-sleep when i have kids). I do believe that it is 100% okay and normal for a mother to breast feed in public. But if people around you arent confertable then i believe the mother should cover up with a blanket. I do believe that breastfeeding is 100% you choice. If someone who chooses not to breastfeed they shouldnt be talked down to because of it. I do believe that breastfeed babies end up being more happy and healthier. I believe that animals sh
My German Shepherd ...beau!
I was getting ready for work this morning and I pulled a pair of jeans off the line in the laundry room. I hate drying my jeans in the dryer...lmao..I like the stiff feeling...hahahaa. Anyhow...I swung them at the dog cause he was following me and he backed up and barked. So I thought this is really weird...I held them up like there was someone in them and ran toward him. Well I couldn't believe it..he backed up...and started barking sharply at the jeans. So, me...y'all know I'm crazy...hahaha so I chased him around the house with them. It was f**king hilarious. Anyhow, I got dressed...and I was thinking...why would he react that way to a pair of empty jeans. I mean he's a good watch dog police trained. I was about to put my jean jacket on and I held it up like someone was wearing the shoulders and just pushed it at him. He did the same thing...barked wildly at it. I'm wondering if it is because there is nothing in the clothing...and it freaks him out. He's about
Lack Of Sleep
I am really running on empty today. I went to bed at 9:00pm after having a very exhausting fight with my son. Peter came in around 10 and took a shower and that woke me up so I had a hard time falling back to sleep. Then at 2:00am, he decided to get up and go into Anthony's room to check on him because his door kept making a noise. His window was open and it made his door bang constantly. After that, I never went back to sleep! My mind just wouldn't shut off. I kept thinking about Anthony and how upset he gets and how he keeps saying that he had a crazy fucked up life. Peter and I just don't have any idea where this comes from but we have decided that we will be having him talk to a therapist. I am hoping he opens up to one. Peter and I have been married for 20 years, love each other and have lived in the same house since he was born! Not sure how that is crazy? It has seemed like a very normal life to us. He doesn't come from a broken home. We haven't moved around li
Narcissistic Disorder
Diagnostic criteria for 301.81 Narcissistic Personality Disorder (cautionary statement) A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: (1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) (2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love (3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) (4) requires excessive admiration (5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations (6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage
A Great Guy
there is this guy I met on here and I really like him... He is sweet, funny, super cute and we have a lot in common... Im just afraid that I come on too strong and too fast sometimes and I dont want him to think that way.... I told my friends all about hiim and they told me that they think that I should go after him and get him to like me.... He tells me I dnt have to make him like me cuz he already does.... should I believe that? I mean i think i really want to meet him and get to know him better because I mean the coolest thing would be that we even share the same bday and everything... I think I knw what to do, but I still would like advice because I like him... what should i do?
Welcome Home Pt. 2
You are physically exhausted from what I did to you in the shower. I am carrying you from the bathroom but I dont take you to the bed like you expect. I leave the bedroom and make my way, with you still in my arms through the house. You notice that I am heading toward our dungeon play room. I have not played with you in this manner in a long time, and its long over due. When I get you in the dungeon I sit you down in the bondage chair. But I dont intend to keep you in the chair. While you are sitting there I go to the cabnets and select the toys and implaments of pain that I am going to use on you. I set everything on a rolling cart and roll it beside you in the chair. I look at you and I tell you, "You planned to give me time to relax and release the tension from work that has been building. You are to assume the perfect slave role immeidatly, Is that Understood slave? "Yes Master", you reply. I buckle cuffs around your wrists, upper arms, ankles and mid thigh. I
B A Team 2 Fu-angel
Our Honored Living
OUR HONORED LIVING------ BY MIKE ZBROWSKI, RN MERL KYGAR “We’re the battling bastards of Bataan; No mama, no papa, no Uncle Sam, No aunts, no uncles, no nephews, no nieces, No rifles, no planes, or artillery pieces, And nobody gives a damn, We’re the battling bastards of Bataan.” Merl Kygar and 90,000 of his buddies sang this little ditty to keep their spirits up. They hoped and parayed for relief right up until the last. They held out from December 7, 1941 when the Japanese bombs fell until April 8th when a final massive frontal attacked overwhelmed them and General Wainwright was forced to abandon Bataan. Two thousand men escaped with hom by making rthe five-mile swim to the island of Corregidor. The rest, 76,000 (12,000 whom were Americans) were captured and subjected to one of histories most infamous atrocities; The Bataan Death March. Merl was working on his dad’s farm in Adrian when Congress called for a one-year subscription by lottery. The number
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped me through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.
Gorillaz - El Manana
In our own world Light perceives light Senses are the filters that project reality Is this real or a nightmare? Is this real or just a dream? We are always dreaming Awake and asleep Mind free or shackled Choice ours to make Breathe every moment Deciding your fate Master of experience Or a slave to fear Live every moment As if it was your last Accept your reality And don’t run away
My Other Accounts
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Mumm Is The Word
I posted a couple of mumms yesterday. I decided to post 4 actually. I was bored, and wanted to check out these 'mumms' as I have seen so many of my friends comment and vote on them. Interestingly some of the results did not have to do with the mumms themselves. They were criticisms about the nature of the mumms or my motives as to why I put them there in the first place. In fact one or two people made accusations that my mumms where merely an attempt to gather points for my rank. Perhaps that is a technique that they themselves are familiar with doing, but I could care less. Needless to say, the mumm crowd is really kind of weak. They make a lot of statements that are not pertinent to the mumm, as well as supporting a lot of idle chatter. It's sad really. They will not keep me from making new mumms though. If they did, they would win.
My Dedication Ritual
Many of you know that I performed my dedication ritual Monday night/Tuesday morning. This is a ritual where I dedicate myself to the Wiccan path and ask the Goddess and God to lead my way. This is a very personal ritual, so I will not being going into too much detail. Many things that were done, felt, sensed, seen are between my Goddess, God, and I. I will tell you however, that it went very well. It was a very beautiful experience. I ended the ritual feeling more powerful, wiser, and complete in a way that I never thought I would experience. I am now a Witch dedicated to the Wiccan path. This is just the beginning. My path is opening up before me and there is much to learn. Yours Truly, N.S. ~ Daughter of the Goddess and God
Aparently Im Living The High Life
LOL I guess im living the high life according to my so awsome mother. LOL i dont know where that came from, but ohh well. She introduced me to her friend and said " This is my youngest daughter heatheer who lives the high life". I asked her what she ment by that and she said, you just do. Hmm okay sure. Anyways Im working both Jobs today, and its going to be a long damn day, from 8am-11 pm, hmm yea thats long, and tommarow i work from 9am to 6 pm, which isnt 2 bad of a day for me. I just work my butt off and think of all the money i iwll be making. And ohh all the nice things i can buy. Or even all the money i can save. Since i want to buy a house next year and that shit cost money. HMM yea maybe save it. Anyways I do beleive i should get back to what i was doing, MUAH
Dance Of Terror
Window panes come crashing down Amidst the tears and pain Vanishing hopes are gone and flew away Up above through twilight Shadows cast across the floor Reflections of the past Trembling thoughts of one Dwelling deep within the soul A mystical sense of reality Captured by the craze All in bewilderment Of the shock in the wave Creatures of the dimness Chattering amongst the green Everything slows in stillness What is this we see?
It Goes A Little Something Like This
I made a lounge and looking for people to join and become members, i am also looking for people to help maintain it. There is only 7 member right now and 3 people in there. My goal is to get lots of men and woman in there interacting and having a good time, i i want it to be my own little naughty place.
From A Website Funny&ture
Sound Off It is not talking dirty, shrieking like a banshee or screaming, "I love you, big papa." Guys think the sexiest sound a girl can make is a soft and simple moan. That's right, nothing fancy or hard or fake. A simple moan done over and over again is the hottest music to his ears while he is giving it his all, so be sure and give him the satisfaction of knowing that he is hitting all the right places by softly moaning during sex. He is your man, after all, and works hard to please you. Let him know it is working and how much you appreciate his efforts with a moan or two during your hot times. -- Kerry L. Gray,
I Thought This Was Funny
why did the chicken cross the road? BARACK OBAMA : The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON : When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure – right from Day One! – that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me. GEORGE W. BUSH : We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY : Where’s my gun? COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossin
How Sexy R You Quiz!
You've got all the right moves without going over the top. Intimacy is a fun and enjoyable experience for you, so you don't need to force it, and you don't worry about expressing yourself too openly. You are confident about yourself and your sexuality and there is nothing sexier than a girl who is comfortable with who she is. Take the Sexy Quiz at Quiz!Free MySpace Quizzes & Online Quizes.
Update On Daddy
As I posted yesterday in a bulletin we have been so worried about daddy’s foot & leg. I woke up so nervous this morning, however don’t know if that was from the dreams or the dread of the doctor’s appointment for daddy. Anyways to make a long story short. The doctor’s office called & said we could come in early. That was a huge relief for us instead of waiting until 3:30. It seemed like I sat there in that waiting room forever waiting for Mama & Daddy to come out. I was so nervous & out of sorts that I couldn’t even read my book that I had brought with me. Finally I see daddy come walking out, then I see Mama. I tried to read their facial expressions but fail horribly at it. Daddy walked by me & I followed him out. I asked what the doctor said & he told me to wait until Mama came out. Normally that means bad news & he just don’t want to be the one to tell me. Finally Mama came out and I blurted out Well! So finally they tell me that his foot is healing up. He is a slow healer. The litt
Rant Number 7 - On The Undertaker/edge, Orton/hhh, And Other Thoughts
Since I began the bullet format last time, we'll stick with it. --Undertaker/Edge - Taker was straight robbed last Sunday night! There is NO reason he couldn't have won the title. NONE. ************************SPOILER ALERT******************************************** Now, these two face off once more in Edge's specialty match...TLC. Tables, Ladders, and Chairs. This would normally not bode well for Edge's opponent. And that could be the case here. The stipulation says if Taker loses, he's done with WWE. Will that happen? MAYBE...I think they'll turn him into something else. Far as I'm aware, his contract ain't up. So...we shall see. Orton-HHH - By now I'm assuming most of you have seen Raw. No spoiler alert needed here imo...Trips vs. Orton in a Last Man Standing match at ONS. Have we not seen that pairing in that match type already? I don't think they'll get it done in terms of the crowd reaction. But, we shall see. Batista - He h
Margarine And Morphine
you shouldnt let someone fall for you just to take it all away no warning no regret fair weather affection has worn away my ability to trust the choice is to keep trying or give it up and fade to dust at this point either way its the same,alone all the time since i have no true friends in this city,i pour it all out here,some take notice,others just like my smile,others just wanna hearme singa pretty song. so,heres everyones chance to own my soul,i offer it up to whomever wishes it.not worth much though so ill throw in a decorative placemat as a perk
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the !#^< is this??" he said to himself as a little ' dust ' cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Honey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'
The Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?' The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...'Try doing it with the engine running.'
My friend "B" posted this and I thought I would share it........ I wish I could say I wrote this, but a special friend passed it along to me.. I think it is an amazing piece and hope you will benefit from it as much as I have.... A time comes in your life when you finally get it...When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in you tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out- ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. Like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he or she is not prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world, t
Ive Never Seen Ur God So Why Have Faith
Lacuna Coil - Heavens A Lie
Cleaning House
well.... my inner asshole is coming out. i'm getting tired of having to keep up with so many people wanting things, rate this, check out that.... well now i'm cleaning this shit up. those of you that are really my friends will read this and the rest will go POOF so i'l let you talk amoung yourselves and get back to me :D bye now
~ Dark Muse ~
You can have your army khaki, You can have your navy blue, But there's still another fighter I'll introduce to you. His uniform is different, The best you've ever seen, The enemy, calls him devil-dog, But his real name is Marine. Some are trained at Paris Island, The land that God forgot, Where the sand is fourteen inches deep And the sun is scorching hot. He has a set many a table And many a dish he has dried He also learned to make a bunk, A broom he sure can guide. He's peeled a million onions and twice as many "spuds". And he spends all his leisure time Washing up his duds. So girls, take a little tip I'm handing it to you, Just get yourself a good marine For there's nothing he can't do. And when he gets to the Pearly gates To Saint Peter He will tell, "Another Marine reporting Sir, I've done served my time in hell."
Someone Special
Imagine Me Without You ~ Jaci Velasquez
As long as stars shine down from heaven And the rivers run into the sea 'Til the end of time, forever You're the only love I'll need In my life, you're all that matters In my eyes, the only truth I see When my hopes and dreams have shattered You're the one that's there for me When I found you I was blessed And I will never leave you I need you Chorus: Imagine me without you I'd be lost and so confused I wouldn't last a day I'd be afraid without you there to see me through Imagine me without you Oh, you know it's just impossible Because of you It's all brand new My life is now worth while I can't imagine me without you When you caught me I was falling Your love lifted me back on my feet It was like you heard my calling And you rushed to set me free When I found you I was blessed And I will never leave you I need you I can't imagine me without you Repeat Chorus
Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven (2001-911)
THE WORDS ARE POWERFUL: TWO THOUSAND ONE, NINE ELEVEN (2001-911) Two thousand one, nine eleven Three thousand plus arrive in heaven As they pass through the gate, Thousands more appear in wait A bearded man with stovepipe hat Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat" They settle down in seats of clouds A man named Martin shouts out proud "I have a dream!" and once he did The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives." Groups of soldiers in blue and gray Others in khaki, and green then say "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine" The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain." From a man on sticks one could hear "The only thing we have to fear. The Newcomer said, "We know the rest, Trust us sir, we've passed that test." "Courage doesn't hide in caves You can't bury freedom, in a grave," The Newcomers had heard this voice before A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores A silence fell within the mist Somehow the Newcomer knew that this Meant
An Attempt @ Poetry
Spirit of the times I looked into a snow globe. wound the turn key and gave it a shake. It's melody a glass armonica; Erie like a crying theremin. The water and glitter whirled around and I saw my world change. My thought's and reality emulsified and poured into my spirit. the broken ballerina kept her poise. Her pale porcelain figure and blank expression stayed still. An emobossed border of red roses and bumble bee's. Tatterd paint! fusia, purple, yellow stars and silver moons decorated its base. a wonder in my palm I behold the Zietgiest.
Need Comments No Time Limits
I am on Keyboard ENJOY
Ive yearned for the promise I found in your eyes A glimpse of salvation Before its due time Now the flames still linger From hopes funeral pyre Loves vague memory was The kindling for the fire
As the smoke begins to clear And the sky isnt as grey I finally smile at the suns warmth For Ive yet to have my day The shadows still linger Making it hard to see Whats yet to some, what is And what could be
You alone have held the power to move Me out of my shell and over these walls Kicking and screaming I fought to stay Locked in my tower where sunlight never fals Your beauty alone had scattered the clouds Smiling, I felt the suns warmth on my face Eerily familiar, though tragicly distant Like a dream time had erased So scurrying back from whence I came My walls offer their shadowy embrace As the sound of your laughter fades, Silence echoes in its place
My Sexy Wife
Hooked - Chapter 2
Chapter 2 “Let’s get out of here,” you panted. “Karen and I were going to a reggae concert on the beach tonight. Why don’t you come with me? I love reggae…it’s so…sexual.” The way you said “sexual” was almost a hiss and it made me want to jump you right there, but the prospect of you and some music, on the beach made me think all sorts of evil thoughts. So, of course, I gladly accepted and stumbled off to call a taxi. We went outside into the street to await its arrival, touching and caressing, kissing and flirting. I think we both had hazy thoughts of; “What am I doing?!” Along with that, you kept looking at me strangely. Later you told me you were thinking,” God…he’s absolutely delicious, I wonder what he looks like naked?” “Would he fuck me as smoothly as he flirts with me?” And I was wondering if your pussy tasted as good as it looked! The taxi finally arrived, and we began our journey through the small back streets of Oranjestad. The night was incredible…a fat full
"Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself the most comforting words of all: This, too, shall pass." Ann Landers
Would They Come Back
have u ever missed someone u would do anything for have u fucked up yo relationship that theres nothin that can get u back well i did and i think every second that wat can i do to get my baby back i would die just to see her happy i wish i could hold her to feel her to kiss her and love her like i never did before u kno i thought we me and her had was real but jealousy can fuck up shit and when it does it hits u hard like a bullet so when u ever wonder y does it happens just think its karma or somethin u need to do to make it right i love her so much that i am making this blog and deep down inside my love is true like a moth to a flame i dont want to be with out u i hope in time i wish u can see me that im true i cant stop crying because im so lost with out her so i wish i had my boo back with me cuz without her im nothin but plain old me so i wish i can get her back and i will never take a look back cuz i am movin foward with her as we ride into the sunset cuz i lost my rose and hopef
Lyrics To "the Girl I Never Loved"
The girl I never loved Will never know I cared And all my dreams of her Are dreams I'll never share For I want her and I need her And I know it might have been But it ended long before it could begin The kiss I never got Somebody else will take The plans I never made Somebody else will make Oh I'm lonely, I'm so lonely 'Cause it's her I'm thinking of But she'll always be the girl I never loved Never loved, never loved
At Least.
I'm not working all day. but i can't get to sleep. i'm starting to get tired again. I sincerely hope i cant get to bed soon.
What does an aneurysm feel like? I think i'm having one.
About Me Survey
Basics:Name:Brandi MillerDOB:June 4, 1983Birthplace:OwensboroCurrent location:OwensboroEye color:BrownHair Color:Natural: Dark Brown Currently: Black ontop Brown underneithHeight:5'9"Heritage:Piercings:Ears 2 on one 4 on the otherTattoos:5Favorite:Band/Singer:Too many!Song:Rascal Flatts- My WishGenre of Music:AllColor(s):Purple,Black,Pink,Red,SilverTV show(s):Too manyMovie(s):Gone With the Wind is my favoriteFood:ChineseStore:HAHA Wal-mart#:270-***-**** HAHADrink:Liquid CocainClothing Brand:AnyShoe Brand:Nike,Sketchers and adidasAnimal:Puppy DogsPizza topping:CheeseSeason:SummerMonth:JuneHoliday:ChristmasFlower:RoseThis or That:Sunny or rainy:BothChocolate or vanilla:Twist!Fruit or veggie:BothNight or day:EitherSour or sweet:SweetLove or money:LovePhone or in person:In personPoor & happy or rich & miserable:Poor and HappyLooks or personality:PersonalityCoffee or tea:BothHot or cold:HotYour:Goal for this year:Lose WeightMost missed memory:Teenage yearsBest physical feature:I don't know?
Tonight...I decided since I been sick for awhile, 4 weeks, and the BF been looking after me it would only be fair to make him a wonderful dinner. Ahh yes it pays to have that Italian blood in me...I made...home made spaghetti sauce...nice and thick...from scratch...angel hair pasta...and 5 cheese garlic bread. There's wine cooling in the fridge..even though I can't drink it. He can...and dessert...chocolate brownies dipped in fudge sauce with vanilla icecream. Did I make up for lost time? I hope so. He will be happy...a way to a mans heart is through his stomach mom always said. lol Wish me luck I'm trying to win his heart back tonight. LMFAO...uh huh!!! Stay tuned for more....
Volume Xxxix - Monotony, And Other News
At times, the routines of day-to-day life...though the routine has changed somewhat significantly over the past couple of months...still takes its toll on this carbon-based life form. Since my separation, in early April, I've been immersing myself in work, in an attempt to occupy myself. (Fubar has greatly helped as well.) In doing this, conflicts have begun to surface between myself and my father, as he is the one who owns and runs this company. Without going into great detail, my pent-up aggression came to a head this morning, and that placed me close to being least on a temporary basis. It's usually during these moments I'm the most creative, musically and lyrically. I've been just a tad uninspired as of late...maybe an excursion into the nightmares of angels, the dreams of demons, my wicked fantasies, or just complete annihilation of everything. If I were to strap on my guitar this very minute, I would be summoning forth riffs of destruction, malice, hatr
The Ocean By The Bravery
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1:My real hair color is a mix of brown,red,and blonde. 2:I have a collection of crystals. 3:I Love the wildlife. 4:Love making Love to *BOSS*MAN* 5:I adore my 3 sons. 6:Very highly accident pron. 7:Fetish of long hair. 8:I'm a very caring, and giving person. 9:I'm a W.W.E. raw fan 10:Enjoy being a member of the FU-SQUAD BOMBING FAMILY. tjsseals shorT240 fubarrose BIGGIE autotechbutch
Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit
Memories consume like opening the wound I'm picking me apart again You all assume I'm safe here in my room Unless I try to start again I don't want to be the one the battles always choose cause inside I realize that I'm the one confused I don't know what's worth fighting for or why I have to scream I don't know why I instigate and say what I don't mean I don't know how I got this way, I know, it's not alright So I'm breaking the habit, I'm breaking the habit tonight Clutching my cure, I tightly lock the door I try to catch my breath again I hurt much more than any time before I had no options left again I don't want to be the one the battles always choose cause inside I realize that I'm the one confused I don't know what's worth fighting for or why I have to scream I don't know why I instigate and say what I don't mean I don't know how I got this way I’ll never be alright So I'm breaking the habit, I'm breaking the habit tonight I'll paint it on the wall
Outside The Light Of The World
outside the light of the world ripping out a chunk of life a child of inner darkness lost inside her strife come to where the children stay hunting for a dream to a place where i like to play and help the children scream help me destroy the day washed in a crimson stream i only need a child of blood one who has always been bad one who thinks her god is satan they always make me glad i havent got the answer i can only teach you fear my knowledge is a cancer that will always draw you near my nightmare is the enhancer as you watch me sneer youre the one i need right now the one who cannot escape open yourself and let me in before i leave you to your fate
My World (poem)
My world........... My world is so dark and gloomy You dont know what you do to me When your not around I wish i could not be found But when your here Im so giddy i cheer When i lost you the first time I lost myself It took me soo long to get myself back My world When you told me you were coming back I became bouncy like Kangaroo Jack I insist you read my Poem Called Best Friend Then maybe you will understand What you mean to me And know why My world is so dark and gloomy With out you here My world You will always be the one i love For if it were not for you I dont know where i'd be right now My World By me Sarah
Tag Suckaz
once you been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or facts or habits about the end you you choose at least 5 ppl..listing their name. dont forget to leave a comment with them,that says your it..then ask them to read your cant tag the person that tagged you... !.I like SEX 2.I love my family 3.I have been married, Divorced 1x 4.I dont' believe in forever (unless its death) 5.I hate snakes 6.I Love Panda Bears 7.I;m very outgoing 8.My fav color is green 9.I'm usually on time 10.I'm a potaholic Fu Hubby Mr. man Rimshot Mz. Chaos Sweet n' Sassy
Exotica Birthday!
Bella ~ Good Luck Charm
I found a good luck charm today So lucky how am I Fairies are hard to catch I had to jump high I snatched her out the sky If I could keep her forever I would I wouldn't give her back I'd hide her away as a treasure In this place called my heart But I heard a voice from Heaven That told me no Give her back Let her Go Her beauty is for all humanity She's not yours to keep So you may borrow her if you like But only for a season I need her back fast For life's circumstance Requires my good luck angel written by Paradise (Dedicated to a true friend, Bella.) Rate her page if you are on mine or reading this blog she is located in my family.
My Bar Tab see all My Shoutbox Spooky.DeM...: Then I say.uhmm no..because I am not...then he tells me" well you are beautiful with a beautitful voice..AND..the 1st time I called him....he sends me a gift telling me..He loved talking to me..and would love to get to know me better ' ->Spooky.DeM...: nice ->Spooky.DeM...: omg ->Spooky.DeM...: what Spooky.DeM...: The fucker tells me that he is very sexually attractive to me and he would randomly tell me... " have I told you how beautiful u are today " ->Spooky.DeM...: I think he is trying to find someone to fill the void till I get there I don't know..but honeslty why would he care I get pissed he he took his crush off of me to put it on you unless..he is keeping his options open Spooky.DeM...: Damn good question ->Spooky.DeM...: I almost left my 3 kids 2 weeks ago to be with kids are the only reason I am not with him right now ->Spooky.DeM...: why would he denie it Spooky.DeM...: *Shakes head*........
You Really Know
when you are high because you think you are so high that you can't see but its jsut that you took of your glasses and are too high to notice it. and umm i haven't gotten any types of comments on my page in the longest.
World's Largest Group Hug
housands of students from 10 Canadian high schools think they may have squeezed into the Guinness Book of World Records with the world's biggest bear hug. Organizer Peter Lamothe, who works at St. Matthew Catholic High School, estimated that 12,000 students, teachers and parent volunteers took part in a gargantuan group embrace Friday as part of an effort to raise more than $150,000 for local nonprofits Read here
L&l Comment Tag 2
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The Dragon Pit
nothing i do is right only wrong feelings of worthlessness surround me A river of tears fall within my mind depression caresses my soul like a shark with its prey silently stalking ready to attack make it stop i yell but noone is listening I am unimportant not worth being around boring] with nothing to say why do i even exsist? I hate feeling like this I just want it all to end someone anyone make it quit quiet the voices end the nightmares just stop
~ Peaceful Waters ~
9-11 And The Real Enemy ...
I served in the Army during Vietnam. Back then, our entire unit was stoned most of the time. When we weren't, we were disinformation junkies. That's another phrase for twisting or spinning the truth of what really happened. Since I left the service [WHEW!] I tried to change things the "patriotic" way and ended up a political prisoner of the United States Government. I have come to the realization that change really starts at home. You can't change society because everyone has an opinion and most people are brainwashed and believe everything they see on television and are spoon-fed by our government-controlled media ... [WOW! This is some deep shit!] Fortunately, I'm not one of those who has mortgage payments. I live near a lake in Texas and this so called "bad economy" doesn't really bother me that much, because I know from past experience and a decent college education that these slumps are cyclical. They turn around and go back up, whether the government props them up or no
Volume Xliv - And The Music Flows....
As today progressed, I took hold to what I consider My closest friend My faithful companion, One who has endured many a misery with me. I touch her, She speaks. The music flows, In such a seductive manner. Once she is energetic, Another time she is sullen. One moment mischevious, Next minute macabre. Each response is completely Different than the last. And I am forever destined to pull her body close to my own... Her neck in my left hand... And I touch her body with my right. She spurs my creativity, I harness her energy. I shall never perish For so long as She exists.
I was Tagged by SassyBlondDevil Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to sing and do any chance I get. 2. SassyBlondDevil is my girlfriend and will someday be my wife (If she says yes). 3. I love the beach and its only 20 mins away but don't go very often. 4. Country music is my fav but I love almost all music. I even started to get into Opra thanks to Sassy introducing it to me. 5. I just started working at the Publix Greenwise market. 6. I shave my head to try and hide that I'm balding. 7. I don't like to watch the news cuz theres to much sad stuff going on in the world. 8. When I'm alone in my car I blast the radio as loud as I can. 9. I h
How To Take Care Of A Man's Dick
What a man wants and what will pleasure his %#&@$! to get him to blast a big load of cum. The following is one way to please a man the intimate act of fellatio. A woman must want to perform this for him, and not make it a chore. If you have an attitude like you have to do it, then just forget it, he will not enjoy the process and neither will you. It will take you much longer to get him to blow a load if you do this just to be doing it. What I'm going to teach you today is a combination of a blowjob and handjob all at the same time. Both work well by themselves, but doing these techniques at the same time will give you, and him, the most amount of pleasure far better than each of you thought you could ever be able to do. Get yourself and him in a comfortable position. With him completely naked and yourself at least topless. Have him sit in a chair, sitting on the edge and laying back a bit and you on your knees between his legs, this will allow you to get real close. You might wa
Something That Must Be Said..(rant)
Alright. I want to get a few things straight. I'm not here for any of your fucking entertainment. Sometimes, I will walk away from the computer, and not say Brb. Yes, this is the internet. Get the fuck over it. I'm getting really sick and tired of people. I consider myself a really really nice guy. But there are a lot of you out there who are testing my fucking nerves. I don't give a shit If i'm on your friends. Ever. I guess i'm going to have to start being a not so nice guy. Another thing. I'm not a lounge whore. Stop sending me fucking invites to your shit. I'm NOT going to join. Yes, my girlfriend and I just broke up. Stop asking questions. No, she isn't a complete bitch. I honestly don't give a shit what she does with her free time. She's not in my life anymore. End of discussion. Will we ever get back together? Probably not. It was HER decision. She's Gone, and Not coming back. I'm not pointing fingers in this rant. I'm pretty sure none of you will care. I'm glad t
Beautiful Day
Its is far too nice to be working inside.. sunny, perfect temps. I think I could just go relax in my hammock all day.. read.. nap.. music. If only life were that simple. My dog is too much my shadow to spend the day outside. He cries to come in so he can follow me around. If only we could trade places for the day.
Vampire's Kiss
Your tongue burns my cool skin like molten flame, As you pierce my soul I silently scream your name, I kiss your lips and taste your bloodied soul Feel the blood engorge us and make our love whole, You come to me silently on wings of blackest night, Consuming my heart with your dark lover's bite Joyously my blood gushes forth and splashes your face, As my fevered body you now so passionately embrace, My soul sings your black desires in endless refrain, My dark angel lover you make pleasure such sweet pain
Been A While
Have not been on here for a minute....check out my new pics.
The Maiden And The Vagabond
who is the poet who writes our story, who is the draftsman who draws our pictures, who is the musician who plays us a melody, who is the wizard who makes charms with our lives, who are they who have thought us of this way, and how long they will take us far away. Because we are part of a wonderful artistic creation, the art which doesn't have limit and where you are a maiden who gives love to everybody and i'm a vagabond who fell in love with you. then our story is so intense and hard, it's drawn in black and white, it has a melody which takes your deeper feelings and it's so magical which catches you in its mystery.... a story which doesn't still have an end but i wish it had an end where both you and i will be able to be together somewhere in time, the sweet maiden in her garden of roses and the lost vagabond loving you forever..... JORGE PAREDES (J.L.)
Dominance Vs. Domineering
Dominance vs. Domineering The two particular terms, dominant and domineering, are many times misused and mistakenly considered as interchangeable. First of all, a dominant is essentially part of a lifestyle. A particular subculture in which there exists certain expectations and responsibilities. An important segment of that lifestyle is recognizing the needs of mutual gratification. This is to say that the happiness and well-being of a submissive is equally important as the dominant's. One aspect that discerns a domineering person from a dominant is a lack of this particular recognition. People that tend to be domineering are selfish, and serve their own interests. It is quite sad to think that being overbearing, loud, and demanding might be confused with being dominant, but the fact is that it often is. I guess that does not say much about us dominants and the image we project. Another way that domineering folks differ from dominants would include the an inability to earn
A Photo Of Sir David (aka "blackwhip)
Hear You Me
There's no one in town I know You gave us some place to go. I never said thank you for that. I thought I might get one more chance. What would you think of me now, so lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that, now I'll never have a chance. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you in. So what would you think of me now, so lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that, now I'll never have a chance. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you in. May angels lead you in. May angels lead you in. And if you were with me tonight, I'd sing to you just one more time. A song for a heart so big, god wouldn't let it live. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you in. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go
Today's Quote Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you hold well. -Josh Billings
Its All In A Name
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an Attractive man standing alone. She approached him. 'My name is Carmen,' she told him. 'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?' 'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.' 'What's your name?' she asked. He said, 'B. J. Titsenbeer'
~dj Lost In My Own Sin~ For A Jarhead Who Fights For Your Freedom And Mine!
imikimi - Customize Your World
Lighten Your Load
Tuesday, June 3, 2008 Lighten your load If you are feeling tired and weary, perhaps now would be a good time to lighten your load. There are many burdens you can get rid of that you'll easily be able to do without. Start by abandoning all your resentments. Each resentment costs an enormous amount of time and energy, and provides absolutely nothing of value in return. Next, you can walk away from your anxiety. All the anxiety in the world cannot add a single positive moment to your life. Pick up the pace by letting go of the need to prove that you're right. Instead, use the time and energy to more effectively listen and understand. While you're at it, go ahead and leave behind your envy, anger, impatience and frustration. After all, what have they ever done for you? Dropping the burdensome negativity from your life is ridiculously easy once you realize how much it's all holding you back. Lighten your load, and move quickly to where you truly wish to be. -- Ralph
Getting Me Twisted!!!
Diesel fuel is at $5.05 a gallon. Gasoline as at $4.08/gal. (DIESEL IS THE GARBAGE THAT GASOLINE LEAVES BEHIND WHEN IT'S PRODUCED) You wanna know why milk is over $4/gal, or why a candy bar is up to about a buck, or why a Ribeye steak is about $8/lb? It's all because diesel is over $5/gal. (Yep, so before anyone starts being assholes and blaming retailers for hiking prices....guess what? They had to pay for that product to be transported to their store via....YOU GUESSED IT.....a BIG RIG!! And guess what folks? The Federal Government is happier than a pig in its own filth because.....they collect a certain percentage of EVERY gallon of fuel sold. It doesn't matter to them that people are sacrificing necessities.....just to get to work. They couldn't possibly care any less than they already do. ALSO, nearly all of the people who CAN do something to help (I.E. the Prez.) WON'T!!! Why? Well because those ASSHOLES own stock in the oil companies. What a retirement plan huh?
Love Is...
Love is spending quality time with someone special. Love is doing random acts of kindness without expecting anything in return. Love is a feeling that only I can express from my heart. Love is an emotion that only the person who you love can feel. Love is when you look in the mirror and see the warm smile and spirit. Guess who? That is you. You are truly beautiful just the way you are. Flaws and all is what makes you. * * * * * This is a gentle reminder to myself to look past the flaws.
Dear lover come to me melt with me Become one wit press your lips to mine Let me look into those deep dark eyes I need dis...want dis come to me The feel of ur body pressing touching Reach into my soul my depths Feel the heat in ourselves our love Relive this ecstasy ova and ova again Dear lover love me as only you can A touch a thought a kiss The sweetest magic only u can bring I feel electricity from head to toe I love u more from this moment Dear lover come to me melt with me I have waited for this needed this I will reach for u as only I can To hold u love drippin on each other This act so sacred so private so immense Every inch of each other touchin heart to heart face to face Hold me closer even closer still Feel my heart beat faster and faster So fast I think it will explode Lets show each other how love can be
Not Used To This Schedule...
and I'm draggin' ass used to staying up 'till 1am, I can't go to sleep at 10p.m like I should. Once I get used to it, by next week, it's back to staying up late again. I'm trying to keep busy like writing here, cleaning, exercising, just moving during the day to stay awake so that I don't take a nap and stay up 'till 1 again. Responsibilites suck sometimes and I wish them away on days like this. It's to no avail though and now I have a headache. It's been a crappy day.
On My Way To Insider... Thanks To Tappinit And His Great Fu Friends!
Well, well, well .... Only 77k to go till i get Insider ... OOPS Till SHE gets TO Insider !! Let's get her DONE. She had a VERY rough Monday and deserves all of our Fu-Love. Catch her here ..... ~Steph~@ fubar Look at those eyes ..... Woo Hoo !! OCOC Tell her Tappinit sent ya XOXO: Tappinit~Salami, Salami, Bologna....Ewwww.... Try the tuna, It's fresh !@ fubar Brickhouse - Rick James (repost of original by 'Tappinit~Salami, Salami, Bologna....Ewwww.... Try the tuna, It's fresh !' on '2008-06-03 16:40:06')
Poem: Hate Love
Hate Luv I'd rather walk thru a desolate desert Dehydrated...starving Then to ever let you get to me Do me like you did over and over Till I'm spent Wishin' the pain stops Why you doin' this to ME? I was once a mighty soldier Prideful, lustful, joyous, stern Then you struck me Like a bolt of lightning Then struck me again and again That was the last straw Wanted to kill you at times You're just a figment of our imagination Just a fragment of mine So I can't harm you With that being said "Phuck you Cupid!!" words by geppetto
Excuse Me Mistress Your Slave Collar Seems To Be Chafing My Bum.
Alright. Its been a while since I blogged. I have no reason for this, other than I just didn't feel like it. Today, I feel rejuvenated. I feel like me again. And I feel like throwing verbal knives. Yay me. Firstly, I feel the need to address a little thing that I notice on Fubar, as well as some other social networking sites. Tis dates back to the days of chatrooms and Instant message sex (Yeah, I know. For some of you that was this morning). There seems to be some confusion in the land of BDSM. Now that stands for Bondage Domination Sado Masochism for the uninitiated. It DOES NOT stand for Big Dumb Stupid Morons. Although occasionally both apply. You will see, in the land of Fu, vibrant women smiling into the camera as they hold it at arms length, a la Myspace. SOME of these women have chosen to use the word Goddess in their Fubar name. Some use the word Princess. In the world of BDSM, titles have traditionally been reserved for the dominant individual (see - Master, Mistress, Dadd
Pleasure Why do we so Desire to hear Phrases such As “Good Job” “I’m proud of you” Why does It matter What others Think Why do we Try so hard To please others When honestly We should Please ourselves
Newsletter From Iraq
This came via e-mail to me last night from Former Marine, Captain Pat Kaufmann. I coached Pat at the Universtiy of CA, Santa Barbara. I was a Marine reservist from 1978 - 1984 and Pat graduated in 1991 from U.C.S.B. and then went into the Marine Corps. He because an A-6 Intruder Pilot and flew dozens of missions in Desert Storm. He got out after 8 years or so and now he flys for Southwest Airlines. From this point below are Pat's comments. This is his buddy telling his Iraq story. Pretty awesome. Just an email from a Marine buddy of mine (my old roommate from flight school) who is flying Huey's in Iraq. -----Original Message----- From: Robert Tifft Sent: Tue, 3 Jun 2008 10:52 pm Subject: Newsletter Vol I, No. 3 It has been a little while since I wrote and that is just a product of a combination of trying to settle into a routine combined with my laziness. The routine is my work day and the laziness is just natural. Work days here in Iraq are twelve hours
I'm so damn annoyed today Apparently, if I say something and someone misconstrues it or takes it out of context or takes it personally and it hurts their feelings, its my fault. we are supposed to be a team but when I asked someone to do something, and it was done half assed so as to cause a problem, it is my fault If someone else says something about me and I take it out of context, its my fault. If we have a problem with each other we are supposed to work it out amongst ourselves but if someone gets their feelings hurt because of something that I said after my feelings were hurt by them, it is my fault.
Only To Myself
Only To Myself by Me So haunting are your eyes burned in my thoughts A memory not yet made but for a moment in time The lilting of your voice I long to hear A sound not heard of only to myself Incandescent of a love burning in my soul Only for a glimmer of your smile I need Afflatus of this dream sending me to you To awake knowing only to myself
Is anything ever as it really seems?
Why does It always Return The darkness Returns time And time again It haunts me and Fills me with Dread Each time I think it’s gone The darkness Returns to Fill me with Unwanted, disappear, And so many Broken hearts Will I ever Truly defeat These demons From my past Present And future by: Kat 6-6-08
The Woman
What hides behind The touch girl Everybody sees A woman Who doesn’t Know herself You may find her Pretty Attractive Perhaps even beautiful In her own eyes She does not see Any of these things She only sees the Reflection of one Who has no self worth On who is destined to Never find peace To never stop hiding Behind the masks She wears by: Kat 6-3-08
Wwe John Cena
Sexual Quiz
Whats your fantasy? only with him Ever had sex on the beach? never Would you? yes i would Do you like it on top? nope but ill try it Are you aggressive in bed? nope Whats your favorite position? dont have one Do you like it doggy style? nope but ill try it Have you done it standing up? nope Have you had sex in public? hell no Would you? hell no Have you had sex in a vehicle? yes i did What was the most exciting time? when i was in bed with my ex boyfriend Would you have sex in front of thousands of people? hell no Do you like it rough? hell yes Are you loud? i don't moan unless its real good Do you talk during sex? yes What do you say? i love you Do you like 69? never tried it so i wouln't know Ever made a sex tape? hell no Would you? hell no Have you thought of someone else during sex? nope Do you watch porn? i did one time Do you have sex while watchin
Demons Kiss.
Filled with a murderous passion, a destructive yet persuading spell. A poisonous taste to my lips, In which no antidote can repel. A forbidden pleasure turns to pain, bi-polar flashes consume me. Hell's fury paralyzing my blood flow, arctic cold piercing right through me. In this body a soul now broken, a heart sustaining a fading beat. Finally broken I fall to the ground, I once caressed with my feet. Poisoned from a deadly pleasure, an intoxicating breath, A lesson I've fatally learned, for certain a painful death. Buried in pure darkness, never again to exist. The unwary victim, to a demons kiss.
This Is It
if I am a bitch then your dad is a bitch for a bitch and your mom is a bitch for having a bitch so who is the bitch now bitch
Radiohead - Talk Show Host
I want to, I want to be someone else or I'll explode, Floating upon this surface for the birds, The birds, The birds. You want me? Fucking well come and find me. I'll be waiting, With a gun and a pack of sandwiches, And nothing, Nothing, Nothing, Nothing. You want me? Well come on and break the door down. You want me? Fucking come on and break the door down. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
No Pictures, No Ratings
I will not post my face on here. I don't want any fake-ass ratings. I know I aint no damn 10. I am tired of people PRETENDING to be friends. I am tired of invites and requests from people that don't know the REAL me. They want a hard-ass dude that talks shit and all that. I'm sorry. I'm not that person. yeah. I got tattoos. alot. I also just like doing simple shit. Just hanging out. checking out a movie. going to get something to eat. when you know me for who I am then and only then I MIGHT show a picture.
The Graphic Contest...
This is the info to a contest being put on by the owner of my other home... If you are artsy like that you should enter!! ------------------------------------------------- Hi eveyone! I'm here to announce the latest contest for the site. It will be a GRAPHIC contest. Here are the rules and info that you need: -Anyone wanting to enter the contest will need to make a graphic. -The winning graphic will be displayed as the default picture for the Myspace. ( ) -The graphic you make MUST say "Welcome to the Official Myspace of" on it or something very close to that. At the very least, your graphic MUST say "" on it. -The graphic MUST include at least ONE photo of Jeff. -There are so size restrictions at this time, but keep in mind that you're making this for the Myspace to be used as our default picture. Use your own judgement when creating your artwork for the contest. -The winner WILL receive a
White Water Rafting=)yes!!! I Made It
well i really don't wanna say too much...tired sore and got a big bruise on leg.....i made it thought...if u live in sacramento or near it goto CASHE GREEK white water rapids are freaken awesome..ummm i got a confession i flipped didn't loose sunglasses or hat...sorry no pics to busy having to much a nice tan i will show u hmmmm tues ...need a day .....(all i can say u have to go.......for me 3 yrs ready to go again... and also first day u have some fun on a bus trip woo hoo its along story i can't say it...well maybe one thing....ok july 4th party 2yrs ago i show my tits to everyone well they were friends very close friends not that kind.... and i showed boobies cause of wet t-shirt contest....i don't care now when i hear my real name called a few times i am going to show my tits....u had to be there to understand...i heard them and i did it...made there dicks hard i know that...but when they hit that cold water bet it made is shrival up...i know how cold water works with g
-scheiße! Agh F***
*sigh* wow so yea.... Jaymes here.... well just was, be back in a few days or so.... and i just dunno... all this flood of memories.... everything.... i know i've been emotional before.... but not even when sara left tears... never did i come in my room and collapse to the floor in it all.... wow. i tell ya.... Jayme was my 1st fiance who moved away 3 years ago and shit went bad.. .decides to come visit and just wow alot of memories.....seemed like just yesterday.... first girl i ever loved, we have eachothers names on our left shins and was just a complete mind fuck, then today she comes to visit again alone, tells me "so uhhh yea, im gettin married in september" I'm just mentaly fucked.... she was my first real love, first fiance, we never fought, tons of great memories, only good times, were so close, then... she had to move to indiana, shit went bad, 3 years later shes joining the army and engaged again, and plannin to get married.... wtf happened.......
Bleach Opening Theme- Ichirin No Hana By High & Mighty Color
Win A Vip Bling Pack And More
NEW CONTEST WIN A ONE MONTH VIP OR A BLING PACK Here is how the contest works. Send me a pm with the pic you want to enter and I will add you to the contest. The Contest will run from noon central time Wednesday June 11 to noon Saturday June 21. Prizes will be awarded on Sunday June 22. First Place One month VIP plus pimpout and custom graphic 30,000 comments and rates to qualify Second Place Bling Pack plus pimpout and custom graphic 25,000 comments and rates to qualify Third Place 100,000 fu-bucks plus pimpout and custom graphic 20,000 comments and rates to qualify Good Luck!!!!!!! Lady Spirit Wolf/Ravyn Wolff/Owner- Way of The Wolf ~Co-Founder Spirit of Gaia Levelers@ fubar
About Me
1. Do you like blue cheese? NO! 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? HELL TO THE N-O! 3. Do you own a gun? NO 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? HUH? 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Alright 7. Favorite Christmas song? Jingle Bells 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? COFFEE 9 Do you do pushups? SOMETIMES 10. Do you have a piggy bank? No 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? NECKLACE 12. Favorite hobby? WRITING 13. Favorite City ? NYC BABY!!! 14. Do you have A.D.D . ? NO 15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself? I am a bitch. 16. Middle name - ANNE 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. - IT'S HOT, I'M TIRED, IT'S TOO HOT TO SLEEP 18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? Nothing 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. COFFEE, WATER, ICE TEA 20. Current worry right now? HOMELESSNESS 2
Deleting My Fubar Account
Ok.. so im deleting my account for now... i might one day make a new one.. but till then... i dont get on here much.. and my boyfriend would prefer me not to be on here at all... so i decided to delete my account (NO HE IS NOT MAKING ME DO IT, IM A BIG GIRL AND DECIDED TO ON MY OWN) So if you need me.. i do have a myspace account... that i check twice a week... so if you need to get ahold of me.. message me there... so... yall have a good one!!!
Ugly/ Gorgeous / Jealousy?
Today I was at the library and I checked out a few things, but as I was browsing the shelves I was approached by a woman I did not not... This woman stared at me for a moment and then spoke... "Honey you have a gorgeous face but your body is ugly" Now, heres my issue and the reason behind my typing this blog. I have tits that are fairly large, 48 c nothing to write home about. I have a 25 1/2 inch waist line, again no big deal, and 51 inch hips. Yeah I have a huge ass so what?! Anyway, today I wore a yellow sleeveless top and brown pants, the outfit, leaves nothing to the imagination when it comes to my figure. Did this give this woman any right to say that? I don't think so. For a big lady I personally think I'm damned attractive and she's jealous. As I left the library I found myself wishing I would have quoted the poet laureate Maya Angelou. You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust,
Fall For You Lyrics
The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting Could it be that we have been this way before I know you don't think that I am trying I know you're wearing thin down to the core But hold your breathe Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you Over again Don't make me change my mind Or I wont live to see another day I swear it's true Because a girl like you is impossible to find Your impossible to find This is not what I intended I always swore to you i'd never fall apart You always thought that I was stronger I may of failed But I have loved you from the start Ohhhh But hold your breathe Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you Over again Don't make me change my mind Or I wont live to see another day I swear it's true Because a girl like you is impossible to find It's impossible So breathe in so deep Breathe me in I'm yours to keep And hold onto your words Cuz talk is cheap And remember me tonight When you
~ Deep Into The Night ~
Never Trust This Site. All It Is Is A Headache And A Ripoff!!!
Be careful with these guys at I purchased an pinnacle HDTV USB stick from them and it came missing key parts to make it work. I followed there instructions and contacted the manufacturer but after 5 emails to them they told me to contact woot. I contacted woot and they wanted me to send the item back at my expense for a refund of the purchase price only. They will make you pay for their mistakes. I will never shop here again. If you have issues with them I would suggest that you do what I'm doing and at a minimum contact the Better Business Bureau and pass the word that these people do not care about their customers. I do A LOT of shopping online and these guys are by far the most unethical people I have come across.
Crackhead Motel
So last Monday night me, my two sisters, and my friends, Hollie and Manda, all went to stay at my uncles house. We didn't make it because there was wreck blocking all the lanes on I-5. So we got off the highway and went to look for a motel to stay in for the night. The first exit we got off of we couldn't find one to stay in, so we got back on the highway and got off at Rosa Parks Way. BAD IDEA!! We stopped at the first motel we came to. It's called Super Value Inn, or as we like to call it Crackhead Motel. As our friend was getting the room we waited in the car, there was this girl who kept walking back and forth in front of our car as we sat there, everytime she walked by she would look at us and give us this really creepy smile, not fun. So we all get in the room (one double bed) and I decide I will be sleeping in my clothes, plus shoes, because it is so nasty. There were blood stains on the floor, and cum stains on the floor, chair, and bed. so we take the top blanket off
A Demons Kiss
Filled with a murderous passion, a destructive yet persuading spell. A poisonous taste to my lips, In which no antidote can repel. A forbidden pleasure turns to pain, bi-polar flashes consume me. Hell's fury paralyzing my blood flow, arctic cold piercing right through me. In this body a soul now broken, a heart sustaining a fading beat. Finally broken I fall to the ground, I once caressed with my feet. Poisoned from a deadly pleasure, an intoxicating breath, A lesson I've fatally learned, for certain a painful death. Buried in pure darkness, never again to exist. The unwary victim, to a demons kiss. -Krystle-
Don't Wait
The author is unknown but I love this poem Before it is too late, If you've a tender message or a loving word to say don't wait til you forget it but whisper it today. We live in but the present, The future is unknown, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is all our own. The tender words unspoken the letters never sent the long forgotten messages the wealth of love unspent. For these some hearts are breaking, For these some loved ones wait, So show them that you care for them before it is too late!
Been Away!
Do hope you all have been having a good time cause this MAMA has, lol. It's why I haven't been on for a while but hopefully I'll see ya'll soon!
Father's Day
Thinking about this day was always hard for me. I lost my father when I was 12. So I didn't get to celebrate it much. Now I have a reason to. I have always wanted that reason since I was young. I knew I'd be a great daddy and I am. Unfortunately I cannot spend this day with my daughter this year. For reasons that defy logic is why. It's ok because nothing will ever or can ever break our bond. The herder some forces try the stronger it gets. She is my reason for existing for living. She sees my heart the way it's meant to be seen. Now it is seen that way. To some this is too drastic, not me, too different. That is on them not me. I miss my angel everyday it makes me more determined than ever the more certain people want me to fail. It makes me train harder, learn more, create more, focus more, and survive with less. I'm down to a 34 almost 33 waist now 202lbs and am in better shape I was when I was training. I was told I couldn't do that with my injury. I did it.
Time After Time
Time after time, find I question my life How I went wrong, will it ever be right? Will I rise? Will I fall? Stand tall Continue asking, but I'm knowing only God know Time after time, find I question my life Where I went wrong, will it ever be right? Will I rise? Will I fall? Stand tall Continue asking, but I'm knowing only God know [Verse One] Growing up in the hood as a hard knock I never knew nothing too much about young My only concern was making my money and running these streets as a thug Instead of the birds and bees, I always talk to murderers and the G's That coldness inside me, but I ain't trying to hurt nobody Temptation is keeping me steadily going under And I wonder, if I could make it through the thunder Cause I done caused so much hurt and pain to some that ain't deserve a thang If I could change that, it would all be rearranged But what's done is done and I paid the price and now I'm like, Help me Lord, to better my life, my life Just give me the
Friendship. Is a many beautiful thing. Friends are the most important people in the world someone can have, apart from family, and for some, even in spite of family. It is in your friends you entrust your deepest, darkest secrets, and it is to your friends you go to in your hour of need, and you expect them never to tell anyone, and yet still do everything they can to help you. But true friends of this vein are truly a rare breed..few and very very far between. It is said that a friend in need is a friend indeed. And so it is true. People mingle with other people really easily. As earlier mentioned, people are probably the most adaptable species on the planet. We make nice, exchange pleasantries and say hi, and even have a good time when we're around friends. But in the hour of need, of 100 friends, but a handful will stay, and will help pull you out of the deep end, selflessly doing so without hope of any reward but your loyalty. True friends like these usually care too much, never
Club Temptation
COME CHECK OUT THE NEWEST AND HOTTEST CLUB ON FUBAR. CLUB TEMPTATIONS. CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW TO BE DIRECTED TO THE LOUNGE. (repost of original by '~DJ GoofyGurl~ON THE AUCTION BLOCK. SEE BLOG OR BULLY FOR DETAILS.' on '2008-06-09 21:45:29') (repost of original by 'Supergurl2008/Owner of Club Delicious/Co-Owner of Burnin Vinyl' on '2008-06-09 21:46:32') (repost of original by 'VIOLET20 HEAD PROMOTOR@HILLBILLY LOUNGE/MEMBER OF REDNECK LEVELING CREW/REAL LIFE MOM TO SMOKIE&DJ REBEL' on '2008-06-10 06:27:41')
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson,or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way.And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, fla
Are You Ever Gonna Love Me?
Tell me what else can I do Tell me what else can I say The closer that I get to you The further you push me away Til I don't know where to go And I don't know why I stay Do you even care Or am I some little game you play Are you ever gonna need me baby Like I need you Are you ever gonna want me baby The way I want you too I know that you love me Oh baby down deep inside i know that you do But are you ever gonna love me The way that i love you I never know how you feel Cause baby i can't read your mind Do i just keep waiting, or am i just wasting time Are you ever gonna need me baby Like I need you Are you ever gonna want me baby The way I want you to I know that you love me Oh baby down deep i know that you do But are you ever gonna love me baby Are you ever gonna love me baby The way I love you
Great Day.
Just wanted to tell every one I said hello. You are all just so awsome to know. So lets go shake our fubasses.
Xxdanger Body Piercingsxx
Tongue Piercing Nearly Kills Women in $500k Medical Nightmare Teen Hospitalized with Severe Staph Infection After Piercing Own Lip Medical experts warned Friday that botched body piercings can take up to ten months to heal and in the worst cases can lead to hepatitis infection. The warning follows a joint study between the Health Protection Agency and the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine which shows that one in 10 adults have a body piercings other than in their earlobe. The researchers surveyed 10,000 people aged over 16. A total of 1,049 people had a piercing, with 1,943 piercings in total across the group. More than a quarter of those questioned (28 percent) suffered complications like swelling, infection and bleeding, while a minority also admitted to piercings of the tongue, lips and genitals without proper assistance. The research was published in the online version of the British Medical Journal. Dr Angie Bone -- one of the authors of the r
Baby I Love You
baby i love you..... and i do.. there is no one but you you are my all my everything you are everything i will ever need your the love of my life the one i hold so close to my heart you are my life i will love you till the sun refuses to shine hell with that i will love you to the end of time you are the one that get all my kisses and hugs you are the one that i will live my life for you are my soon to be husband as i am your soon to be wife i love you hunnie and i will never stop i will love you forever i love you cause you treat me so right i love you cause you love me for me you love me even though you know all there is to know about me you love me no matter what i might have done wrong as i love you even if we had our fights so no matter where you go how far or how near remember my the love that hold for you and you alone for you are my all my everything the greatest love of my life i love you hunnie!! by:your baby
I Am A New Member Them Some Love
ok ppl you all got to go check this group out..they are hot hot XXX hot...add them rate them just show them some live!! Fubar's Finest Melons (ALL GIRL GROUP)@ fubar
Code Of Conduct Aka C.o.c
My Best Idea Ever-
-And i have no one to do it with. If I was speaking to English, i'd ask her, she's PERFECT for it. I have my camera back. I was reading Duma Key, the new Stephen King book, in the tub, when a line jumped off the page and beat me upside the head. "Drown Her Back to Sleep." !!!!!!!!!!!!! Immediately I saw a beauty cloaked in a white blood-spattered dress, plae green flesh, unbelievably long hair fanning around her as she floated beneath the waves. I saw her black makeup running, crying its own mournful song. I saw her eyes flare open, her lips part in a grin, and she begins to raise herself, clawing toward the surface. She glides through easliy, headed toward the waterfall in front of her final resting place, he gown turning black with age and the touch of oxygen... She comes through slowly, labored, grinning a corpse smile... AND ALL THE PEOPLE I WANT TO USE ARE EITHER TOO FAR AWAY OR BUSY!!! Samina: Minnesota. Tiff: Pennsylvania Lyss: Califo
Fema Gives Away Katrina Donations???????????????
FEMA GIVES AWAY KATRINA DONATIONS!!!by Katy Reckdahl, The Times-Picayune Wednesday June 11, 2008, 10:03 PMIn March, the Federal Emergency Management Agency gave away $85 million of donated items and household supplies originally intended for Katrina victims. The Louisiana agency that deals with government surplus was offered the goods but turned them down. "Somewhere in this big bureaucracy, links weren't made," said Adam Sharp, spokesman for Sen. Mary Landrieu, whose office is scrambling to track FEMA's discards and possibly reroute them to UNITY of Greater New Orleans, which desperately needs goods for formerly homeless people it has placed in subsidized apartments. "If the supplies just have been moved from one warehouse to another, we hope to get some of them moved back to FEMA so that they can be re-offered to Louisiana and given to UNITY," he said. For about two years, the goods were stored in one of FEMA's main emergency-supply warehouses, a 280,000-square-foot building in Fort
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Wishful Thinking!
So my buddy Brian posted a bulletin about 'if women had a penis for a day' and of course I had to respond with a couple of my own things that I'd do and then it got me to thinking.....what IF I had a penis for a day? Anyone who knows me, knows I'm pretty fascinated with the male organ we call the penis, schlong, pecker, wanker, Mr. Happy, one-eye snake, COCK (oooooh), etc, etc. I mean I don't want to be a man but Lord knows theres been many a day that I just wish I had one. And so in light of Brian's bulletin about what women would do if they had a penis for a day....I'd so love to just pee all over the place, it would be all about the peeing. I'd go hiking all the time just so I could say 'hey wait, I got to pee' and just take a leak behind a tree, or along side a rock, behind a little shrub that barely hides me. Or what about alongside the highway? I've always been envious of how you men can stand on the side of the road and just face the other way and drain the lizard.
Awareness Be The Key !!!
Awareness Be the key 1. Are you aware of who you TRULY are & where you truly came from? ( This has been in question for 6,000 Years). 2. Are you aware of the changes that are going on right now with our planet ( Qi, Ta ) we call Earth? 3. Are you aware that we all are going thru changes within our DNA & That our Sun Iz responsible for these changes? If you don’t know that’s because you weren’t supposed to know. This is for the One’s that feel or know deep down inside that our Mind, Body & Planet iz out of alignment. We are in a revolution State PPL & Re Ligion will not help. Re Ligion Will only keep the Tru You Asleep ( Coma State, Unaware & out of Tune with Self ) This is the same reason why you do not know Self ( Man & Woman ) Re Ligion has kept you asleep & lost for more than 6,000 Years. NOW IZ the time for the Real Tru Self arise out of your & Shine…. Hotep Tru Awareness Iz 1. Asking Questions to those That know whome can begin your Path to Facts & not
Come one, come all to the salute Happy Country Girl's comment contest! I'm asking all my friends to please come by and leave a comment or two if you can, and if you could, please leave a rate as there is a contest for rates too! Luv you all and thanks! (repost of original by 'farscapecat~Shadow Leveler~Fu-Owned by Gary and Kat and fu-owner of Mr.Mostunderrated, yeahmon, Boo' on '2008-06-17 06:18:34')
Fav Quiz
Your Ideal Sex Position is...Cowgirl Fun. Wild. And deep.Saddle up and ride him all night long.Only for those who feel they're strong! 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at
A Few Ways To Relieve Stress
A few ways to relieve Stress By:    Glade B. Curtis and Judith Schuler 1.    Get enough sleep each night.  Lack of sleep can make you feel stressed. 2.    Rest and relax during the day.  Read or listen to music during a quiet period.  Slow down in your daily activities. 3.    When you feel stressed, stop and take a few slow,deep breaths.  This can help you turn off the stressed part of your nervous system. 4.    Exercise can help you work off stress.  Take a walk or visit the gym.  Do something active and physical to relieve stress. 5.    It may sound corny, but think “happy thoughts.”  When you turn your thoughts to good things, it actually sends a chemical message to your brain that flows through your entire body and helps you relax. 6.    Eat nutritiously.  Having enough calories available all through the day will help you avoid “lows.” 7.    Do something you enjoy, and do it for you. 8.    Put on a happy face.  Sometimes just changing how you think about something – dec
Deer Hunters Camping Trip
The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for
New Pics Up
and i have new pics up and this afternoon only those i consider family might get a peek at me. if u dont kno dont bother. if ya a friend then ill trust ya
Born Into This
born like this into this as the chalk faces smile as Mrs. Death laughs as the elevators break as political landscapes dissolve as the supermarket bag boy holds a college degree as the oily fish spit out their oily prey as the sun is masked we are born like this into this into these carefully mad wars into the sight of broken factory windows of emptiness into bars where people no longer speak to each other into fist fights that end as shootings and knifings born into this into hospitals which are so expensive that it's cheaper to die into lawyers who charge so much it's cheaper to plead guilty into a country where the jails are full and the madhouses closed into a place where the masses elevate fools into rich heroes born into this walking and living through this dying because of this muted because of this castrated debauched disinherited because of this fooled by this used by this pissed on by this made crazy and sick by this made violent made in
Fake Friends
So my ppl whats up, just sittin here chillin thinkin bout life and how many shady azz ppl there truely are out there. How many friends do you really have? I have a million and 1 acqaintences and can count my true friends on my hands. (shit sometimes you even have to question them) Just tired of ppl bulls_itting all the time. Are there any real ppl left out there? Are our friends just thought processes to help us deal and coppe with the issues at hand at the time, because they sure seem to disappear fast and the ones who aren't fake end up transeding to a greater plane. Anyways If you have some knowledge drop it. Holla at you boy, D
Usa Gestapo Tactics And Mainstream Media Glosses It Over
Dems and Repubs are equally at fault... the good ol' USA had become the world's super power... might makes right, and the ends justify the means? FUK NO IT DON'T! "WE" have become exactly like those "oppresive regimes" that we once so despised... Vietnam/USSR/China/etc... as far as the self-serving political parties and the military-industrial-complex (which includes the oil companies and major publishing companies)? FIND ALTERNATIVES - DON'T BE A SHEEP SEEN ONLY AS A WAY TO BLEED MORE $ TO LINE THEIR POCKETS I'm all for a revolution... what do we burn down first... the White House, or Congress? BOTH? Count me in! case 1 - US conveniently "loses" evidence... go figure! ------------ Pentagon: shooting of Reuters journalists in Iraq justified By LOLITA C. BALDOR, Associated Press Writer Tue Jun 17, 12:54 PM ET WASHINGTON - The 2005 shooting death of a Reuters journalist in the midst of a firefight in Baghdad was justified because U.S. soldiers believed the camera protr
This blog is for all of my closest friends. Recently I just lost my father.... and I have been going thru soo many things. I just want to say thanks to all of the people that has been there 4 me this past 2 weeks. I appreciate it sooo much Muuaahhzz I love yall ~shaela
I am looking at the sky. Fractured by the feathered clouds Floating by like opal orange ice caps through a purple ocean, Tattered edges reveal slivers of a glowing disc, Lighting up the cosmos many miles away. Like ancient longboats they slowly move in order, Same calm pace, same distance in between; Slowly, the last night cloud passes by, Exposing a full moon that was hiding behind them.
Desperate Meaures
Intimate is the dark of night Personal demons begin the fight I fight to get out I fight for my mind I fight for my sanity Leave nothing behind I revel in the chaos The devastation of life Enthralling this passion For irresistable strife Its fight is the rush My wounds, the appeal Watch my life seeping How slowly I heal Tell me how one Could run from such pain When through so much angst One can only gain
Family Feud?
OK, first off, I used to work in a dog grooming salon. I am licensed groomer... My mom asked me a week or so ago if I would do a total clip (completely shave) one of her dogs this coming weekend, and I agreed to do it, and not charge her anything. Normally, for the breed and weight of this dog, i would charge between 80-120 depending on the coat condition. Well, we were talking about it tonight, and she up and decided she would rather just take the dog to a different groomer and pay him/her to do it. I am pretty upset / hurt about it, after all, i know what im doing, and i wasnt going to charge her anything. So I am thinking that I just shouldn't offer to help or do anything for her anymore. Not even trim her dogs nails. If she wants to take the dog to a different groomer, someone who is going to charge her as much as possible... so be it. She can take her dog there to get everything done, and not ask me for anything anymore... 15 bucks for a nail trim that takes 5 min
Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I get to heaven Before you do I'll cut a hole And pull you through I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you!
Lets Level My Friend To Fu Qeeen
HEY YALL GO SHOW MY FRIEND SOME LOVE SHE HAD 127,128 TO FU-QUEEN ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED Your Ultimate Desire♥Owned By Argonutz & Jason & Personal Asst to Ctgirl for Fu Luv
Been Awhile
To all of my friends here on Fubar....Sorry that I haven been on in awhile. For like the past week or so, I have been working like crazy. To the point were all I did was work and sleep and nothing else. So if you thought for some reason I was blowing you Im sorry....but I think I should be goin back to a better shift....So please hit me up if Im online or not....
The $1,000,000 Flag
This game will be open from June 21st - July 3rd. You're listening to "America The Beautiful" by my absolute favorite singer - Ray Charles. Game F.A.Q. 1. Who can I order for? You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Anyone who wishes to be removed from the game may do so by requesting such through private message at any time. Not all people play for the win - most play simply to give the tokens as gifts to those they care for :) Please request removal ONLY if you do not desire to receive more flags! 2. Can I order more than one at a time? Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many flags are meant for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 flags) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." 3. How long does it t
Stupid Things :)
I just noticed that a friend must be referred to level or get points..WTF?? Was fun to get points. fubucks to get your friends cutsy gifts etc.I have a lot of friends who looked at the Fu and said screw that place.. to much drama. Dont blame them really. I wont be refering friends and now with this change I may just say screw it and find a new place to have stupid fun. With the lose of getting fubucks etc, I wont be able to buy little cartoon gifts etc, so the site will lose its fun for me.. Basically if you dont see me around, its because I went elsewhere where you can be a individuial and you are not required to do something like invite people to enjoy the site.. Blahhhhhh want to know how to stay in contact let me know... ~~hugs~~
More Work Soon.
I'm thinking of having more added to my hearts.. any suggestions?
i just watched my mum square off with her neighbor! hahahahaha!
Dan The Man, So It Seemed!
ok so i met this guy on here and i started dating him. First it started off as casual sex partners cause i didnt want to date anyone seriously and the sex was great! but then he wanted to get more serious and be exclusive and all.So in the begginning i agreed cause i really did like him. it was great for awhile. Told me he owned his own accounting firm and he made it sound real believable. So one day he said he had a problem and he needed to borrow some money and stupid me let him borrow it. Not positive i could trust him all the way i had him sign an agreement of the money he owed me to pay me back. Well then one day out of no where this girl contacts me on fubar and asked me about him and if i was seeing him. and i said yes, why? And then she proceeded to tell me that he took money from her and disappeared and never paid it back. SO at this point i freked out and started checking up on him and found out that he lied about everything he had told me. He didnt own a business, not even a
Were In Process Of Moving
Just wanted to let everyone here I talk to and that talks to the wife, my #1, that were are in the middle of moving and dont have interenet at the new house yet.We will be on here and there if out, but will soon return , no worries.Will post up pics of the new house, and yes new dog, as soon as we return.
Spam Me!
The new spam monster of the internet. Yum feed me your lives. She starts her life at 19. Growing blonde hair drenched in black,pink,brown,bleach blonde,and red She is a robot inside. Green and black are her signature colors Nothing else she may express
I have a belief that there are two groups of people: breeders and intellectuals. With maybe a subgroup that touches each on both ends to a certain degree. By nature, we are predestined to produce offspring, and in a way it is our main biological goal that is accomplished by us having certain organs designed for it. This is of course done in order to keep our genes alive, to put a permanent print on this planet . In thousands of years, however, people started developing other needs in order to feed not only hungry mouths but also hungry brains. It is fascinating and yet sad to see people who are still so driven by their ancestral call that their brains have not developed properly to think of anything else but breeding and the ways to obtain that goal of animal reproduction. There are women and men that are like baby factories, their legs are constantly open as well as their pants, and their brains are always closed. Unfortunately, those are the kinds of people that are most fav
Tears For A Woman
TEARS FOR A WOMANThe tears for a woman I can no longer hide are for the woman who has trapped herself as the person she really is, has been lost deep inside to the pain and to the hurt that her heart has had to bare for she thought she had met the one however, he became the one too many and her heart could take no more, so it disappeared to a place known only as despair. The tears for a woman that I reveal in shame are for the woman who gives an abundance of love to share with a mate that doesn’t feel the same, he tells you things to make you feel special and to become closer to your heart, until you finally realize his intentions weren’t sincere and the beautiful world you longed to cherish with him quickly falls apart. So instead of a celebrated time or an event that you would treasure, you’re left to wonder alone if your heart will one day meet its measure. The tears for a woman I continue to show are for the woman who’s natural beauty means far more to Mr. Right, than she’ll ev
I Want To Know
Linkin Park- Transformers
R.i.p. Comedian George Carlin
Comedian George Carlin dies at 71 LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71. Carlin, who had a history of heart and drug-dependency problems, died at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 p.m. PDT (2 a.m. British time) after being admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters. Known for his edgy, provocative material, Carlin achieved status as an anti-Establishment icon in the 1970s with stand-up bits full of drug references and a routine called "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television." A regulatory battle over a radio broadcast of the routine ultimately reached the U.S. Supreme Court. In the 1978 case, Federal Communications Commission vs. Pacifica Foundation, the top U.S. court ruled that the words cited in Carlin's routine were indecent, a
She is dying her hair again. This time experimenting on herself.. Adding what she has left in her hair.. Red Pink Brown Black Bleach Blond What will it look like when she is done? She isnt nervous but bored...
My Angel
I am blessed with the love of a angel, who's smile is brighter than the sun, with eyes that sparkle more than any star, whose kiss is sweeter than the finest of wines and love more powerful than any drug, no dream could ever compare to my angel's presents, nor replace the tenderness of her precious kiss, for me my angel is a dream come true, and my love for him will last until the end of time, I will always worship the times we have and hold dear to my heart the linger of his last touch; until we meet again, each night I will look at the moon and say I love you to my angel, and be thankful for my dream come true!
What Have I Done?
When I think back on my life....what I've done, what I want to do, what I should have done, who I loved, who I left, who I've helped, who I've hurt. There is one conclusion. I've hurt more people then I've helped.... Towards a medical view you could disagree anyone could but I'm not talking about that, I'm talking personal. I've left more then I have stayed with, I've shut my mouth when I should have spoken up, I've done so much when I should have done something else. I admit there are 3 x's that I still think about and we still talk. One is married now, the other has a girlfriend, and the last well I'm not really sure lol. I'm friends with them which is great although sometimes I wish I was still with them. When I think about it, I know the reason I left......mostly it was because 1. I wasn't ready for a serious relationship then. 2. I was scared of getting close 3. I wasn't happy so how could I make other's happy. Now I look back and I cry because I miss th
I'm Up For Auction!
Hey everyone! I am up on the auction block! Come check it out at Party Pad. Their is a link to the lounge on my page. The auction is on Saturday! I have also posted a bulletin about it so if u would please repost it and come bid on me on Saturday! Have a great day!
Lesson Learned
The Things I Love About You
The Things I Love About You © By Trish I love the way you make me laugh I love the way you make me cry Tears of joy stream from my eyes As I hear your voice, a loving surprise. I love you when you're angry I love you when you're sad I love you when you're glad When you tell me of the day you had I love you truly I love you deeply Ever since the day I let you meet me I missed you when you left I miss you now more than ever Making a mistake that I regret Hoping that you are a forgiver Without you, my life is strife But now I ask for a second chance Be with me and start a life Together forever, an eternal dance I wait for you as the days go by My love is growing inch by inch I cannot wait to see you again But I wait for you, and your warm kiss I love you Sweetheart David
Letter From The Heart
Letter from the Heart © By Trish Take my hand and follow me; Together we can take on the world. I am your Guardian; I will teach you everything I know. I am the Light to your Darkness; I shall guide you. I am the answer to your prayers; You shall no longer suffer. I am your friend; I will never betray you. I am your ally; I will never forsake you. I am a woman of truth and virtue; I hold the answers you seek. I am a fighter; I shall protect you from the dangers of the world. I am pure; I shall not judge you. Take care,my love ; I will never forget you. love Trish to my fiance' david
Pin Up Contest
hey peeps i need your help! starting july 2nd yes july 2nd the miss oct contest for kkz starts. go to and register to vote! then confirm your email. then click the pin up contest in the top menu and vote every 24 hours on the dot! right now miss sept is going untill july 1st. so head over register and vote for you favorite gal there! my pin up name is AbSINthia V. id love it if youd help spread the word too!! remember next week and every 24 hours is the key oh yeah and!!!!! differnt ip address gets you more votes so vote from work and then vote from home but you have to have two different emails registered!! feel free to shoot me a line!! if you think there is anywhere else i should post please let me know where!! thank you!!! V.
Still Awake
i need to be up in about 5 hours to get ready for work. i hate this kind of schedule; close one night and open the next day. i have never been able to come home and go straight to sleep unless i'm absolutely dead tired. i need a couple of hours to wind down, have dinner, watch a show or movie, check email, spend time with my dog, etc. the best part is, right after work i'm going with my bro to atlanta... bet i'll be able to go right to sleep tomorrow night. i hope he doesn't think i'm driving! well, i'm gone, i need to try to nod off.
Understand The Human Of The
One of the worst things about depression, as far as I am concerned at least, is the fact that I KNOW what makes me depressed, I KNOW what triggers it. I've studied psychology and philosophy for some time now, and I even know what can be done to "fix it", but here is the snag, the human condition. We're all different we all react differently to given situations. For example moving house is incredibly stressful to a lot of people, to me its nothing. But the past..........that stays, it stays with me and weakens my strength when I think of the past, when my strength is weakened, matters that wouldnt normally affect me, bring me down. Ive basically isolated myself from life for such a long time, because I question my every action, and have so much regret and self hatred sometimes, that I just get overwhelmed with life itself. Im a very difficult person to be with, to understand, and to "accept", I know that. Its a part of me I work on every day, There are days I just dont want to
I Know I've Been Off And On...
Hey everyone, I know I've been off and on and haven't done very well at keeping up my newfound fubar friendships, so for that I'm sorry. I was out of town for over a week and came home to find my air conditioner had died. I live in Alabama where we have 98 degree days. So after a week of melting into puddles, I am back :-) I hope all is well with everyone. Blessings!
Love Is Like A Rose...
Love is like a rose It will blossom for a while If it's not cared for it can Fade away without a smile Love is like a rose As special as it can be It needs some tender care Like the love between you and me Love is like a rose No matter what color it may bloom But it may never grow If we don't give it enough room Love is like a rose With its thorny little stem If you don't watch for the thorns You can easily get stuck by them Love is like a rose That keeps blooming inside your heart And keeps right on growing Even if you're so far apart Love is like a rose In many shades of color don't you see But this is one special rose That grows just for you inside of me.
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Isis fucking rule!
Katrina Vs Iowa I Don't Care Who This Offends
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE A MAYOR WHO KNOWS HOW TO GET HELP TO THE PEOPLE WITHOUT CALLING THE WHITE HOUSE , AND A GOVERNOR WHO KNOWS HOW TO ACTIVATE THE NATIONAL GUARD WITHOUT CALLING THE PENTAGON Where are all of the Hollywood celebrities holding telethons asking for help in restoring Iowa and helping the folks affected by the floods? Where are all the media asking the tough questions about why the federal government hasn't solved the problem? Asking where the FEMA trucks (and trailers) are? Why isn't the Federal Government relocating Iowa people to free hotels in Chicago? When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up the levees that failed in Des Moines? Where are Sean Penn and the Dixie Chicks? (Wherever they are I hope that they stay there!!) Where are all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes and big screen television sets? (and this included many of the New Orleans cop's) When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he wants
Should They Be Banned?
Ok, we all post MUMMs, but do you think they should be banned until the MUMMers grow up? They are getting more nasty every day. The MUMMs are there to help people make up their mind, not to bash people. What do you think? Feel free to leave your opinion.
Able To Be Happy?
Am I to be happy? I dwell so deep within myself that I have never seen the light of day. The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. Depression is a part of everyday life. The birds chirp for someone else, The day warms the lives of everyone, but me. Happiness lies near, but my mind won't let my heart reach for it, and happiness never knew. I live in a prison, solitary confinement. Fear is my guard. Nothing stops happiness from reaching me, only me from it. I am sure that if I can ever grasp it that the barrier will be forever shattered. How do you break through invisible bars? What is it like to touch something you've never had? I am confined to myself, Just me and my sadness.
Please Help
I need help leveing up and someone make me a morph
Made For Lady Cry
imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World Made for Lady Cry hope you like it hon. Go show this fine Lady some Love & Respect. Fan , Rate & ADD her!! ~Lady Cry~@ fubar Love & Light, Anti
Life's Journey....
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body but to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting...."Holy Shit....what a ride!"
Ok What Is This All About
Follow On From Nuf Is Nuf
So a lot of you dont know me (well the real me) so wont know what I stand for or who I am in real life (and believe me you wouldnt want to - I get told by friends in real life OMG I WOULDNT WANT TO MNEET CLAIRE IN A DARK ALLEYWAY and they mean it in that I dont take no $hit from no one - I learnt in my late teenage years to fight for what is rightfully mine. I also saw loads of stuff that a lot of you lot only read about in papers, believe me it does happen in life (some of my friends on here will know what I mean for the rest of you just think!!) OK so basically here are a few things that you didnt know about me and judge me how you want to I really dont care. I was an alcoholic for years, lived on streets, did what I had to to survive (how or what I did aint your beeswax!) got married had kids, now ex husband broke his neck five years ago he still lives with me (Im his primary carer! - again judge I dnt care) hence why I spend a lot of time on pc. Yeah I have a boyfriend in
Life Is To Short, Lol
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here??? I love giving opinions, I've got hundreds. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. I had to hit him : he was starting to make sense. A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. Wanted : Person willing to seal gas leaks with candle. Must be willing to travel. Mind intentionally left blank... Did you know, 50% of doctors graduated in the BOTTOM HALF of their class. The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area? If at first you dont succeed, blame someone else and seek counselling. There
Updated Profile Page! Please Go Look Thanks
New Q&a
my disclaimer: I am a smart ass... I dont usually answer any of these straight but I think I might today, we will see as I go along. Feel free to copy and paste to your own blog but if you do let me know so I can check it out. Has anyone ever told you that they want to spend the rest of their life with you? yes but I think they lied. There is someone I am currently discussing that with though Are you moody? Of course I am. What's bothering you right now? that I cant seem to get my thoughts straight and explain things right... damn woman has me all messed up (but in a good way) Do you believe that you can change for someone? If you have to change for someone you shouldnt be with that person, Now if you change with someone that is a different story. Do you drink coffee? no its gross, have you actually tasted it.. yuck! Do you crack your knuckles? I have cracked other peoples knuckles, they learn to pay on time after that Do you like surprises? Yo
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? Sleeping 3. Your hair? short 4. Your mother? friend 5. Your father? dead 6. Your favorite thing? whoring 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? beer 9. Your dream/goal? Immortality 10. The room you're in? bed 11. Music? eclectic 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? fucking 16. Muffins? cooking 17. One of your wish list items? happiness 18. Where you grew up? bayou 19. The last thing you did? typed 20. What are you wearing? skin 21. TV? House 22. Your pets? cats 23. Your computer? Voodoo 24. Your life? decent 25. Your mood? horny 2
If You Want
Saturday, June 28, 2008 If you want If you want to be interesting, be interested. If you want to be heard, listen. If you wish to truly learn, teach. If you would like to be wealthy, be generous. If you desire to be understood, take the time to understand. If you want to have many friends, be friendly. If you want the world to change for the better, make a positive change in yourself. If you long for peace, be peaceful. What you give to life is what life becomes for you. The treasures you accumulate all come from the good things you do. Every day is your opportunity to raise your life to a higher level by giving the best that you have. Whatever it is you desire, give it, be it, support it, and you will enjoy it in great abundance. -- Ralph Marston
What if you could always be happy? What if there was a magic formula that you could use to bring joy to any moment? One time a coaching client said to me, "I am really in my shit. I have tried to get out of it, but I just haven't been able to do it." I said, "Ok, do this for me please. Go to 3 different people on your team, one at a time, and you have 1 minute each, to tell them the gifts you see in them. Then talk to me again. You have 5 minutes to complete. Will you do that?" When we spoke again, I said, "What is your experience of yourself right now?" I don't remember his exact words, but he was calm, happy, and "out of his shit." I then asked him, "What is the lesson for you?" Again, I don't remember his exact words, but it was essentially that, when he focuses on the happiness or success of another human being, he was happy, even if he started out unhappy. I have used this little exercise a number of times now, with the same result each time. In fact the results ar
Tag Ur It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
Gotta New Doumentry Called Thuglife Comin Out Peep Thiz !!!!!!!
Find more videos like this on S.P.I. - inDAstreets 12 Minute teaser of soon to be released DVD documenting the rise and fall of THUGLIFE a lifestyle that was glamorized by the deceased 2Pac
Women Of The Wolf
A healthy woman is much like a wolf, strong life force, life-giving, territorily aware, intuitive and loyal. Yet seperation from her wildish nature causes a woman to become meager, anxious, and fearful. The wild nature carries the medicine for all things. She carries stories, dreams, words and songs. She carries everything a woman needs to be and know. She is the essence of the female soul... With the wild nature as ally and teacher, we see not through two eyes only, but through the many eyes of intuition. With intuition we are like the starry night, we gaze at the world through a thousand eyes. It does not mean to lose one's primary socializations. It means quite the opposite. The wild nature has a vast integrity to it. It means to establish territory, to find one's pack, to be in one's body with certainty and pride, to speak and act in one's behalf, to be aware, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition, to find what one belongs to, to
Has This Person Ever Helped You?? She Needs Your Help Now!!
Help Mee Level Up!! I Got lots of Stash and Pics!! All Love Will Be Returned!! LOVE TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY!! **Miss jujußug** The Luvßug, FUBARS FLAMING HOTTIES* FEEL THE HEAT'@ fubar (repost of original by '**Miss jujußug** The Luvßug, FUBARS FLAMING HOTTIES* FEEL THE HEAT'' on '2008-06-30 02:10:26')
Run Joyfully Toward Life
Monday, June 30, 2008 Run joyfully toward life Run joyfully toward life and embrace it with open arms. Each day brings its own treasure in the flavors, aromas, sights, sounds, situations, experiences and interactions that come your way. Don't get bogged down attempting to resist or deny what has already happened. Put your energy into using what you have to make life better than ever. Embrace the beauty, the joy, the wonder and the abundance of life. At the same time, embrace the challenges, the setbacks, the disappointments and the difficulties. Be genuinely thankful for every moment, whatever it may contain. For in each moment is your opportunity to fully live, to grow, to learn, to experience, to share and to create unique, lasting value. Welcome the ever-changing richness of life as it dances before your eyes in ways you've never seen before. Join passionately in that dance and be a part of the richness. Follow the winding path as it moves up, down, over and aro
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Ill Have My Place The 3rd!
Yea Ill have my own apartment again the 3rd of July- just in time for the 4th ... cant wait , its gonna feel good to be the king of my own castle again-- just missing one thing -- a queen lol .anyway wish me luck!
"a Friend Needs A Lil More Help!
Tune In Tuesday, June 1st...!
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 7.1.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Tuesday nights are shows dedicated to new bands' premiere songs and the infamous Millennium Omega segments hosted by Lady Misty! This segment will feature an indepth discussion of the NEW INDIANA JONES movie as it pertains to our general M_O_ topic! Tonight we premi
Dj Jade On Air @ Sweetwaters
For My Good Friend Rod!
Tag Your It!!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) i have really really bad road rage 2) i carry a palm knife and a tazer in my truck 3) i loved highschool and would go back in a heartbeat.. 4) i want to be a lawyer when i grow 5) i love the way fresh cut grass smells 6) i hate when phones ring 7) i absolutely hate hospitials or doctors 8) i haven't talked to my brother in 5 yeas even though he lives about 4 miles from me 9) i scored the highest on the ASVAB test in our class in mechanics (even higher than the boys) lol 10) i have a huge water fetish...(which alot of you already any thing to do with water turns me on... i know... crazy! tagge
New Month Today
hopeful this month will be a better month i'm just lookin for a good month for a lil change
I've Been Tagged
thanks irish and belle :P Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.)I'm 5'4" (ok not weird, but I'm short, shhh) 2.)I have never met any of my 9 Best Friends in person 3.)I'm addicted to cop/detective shows 4.)Dead bodies don't bother me (come one people I wanna be a cop :P) 5.)I live with my parents atm (very helpful while I'm in school) 6.)I usually love what/who I can't have 7.)(because of #6) I end up hurt, or with someone that I should NEVER have gone out with(but sometimes I'm lucky and it's great while it lasts, but it's not forever, I'm wanting "my forever") 8.)My favorite actor is my son (you would know if you ever met him or heard a story about him 9.)(since I am si
Rules For Dating My Daughter...
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA Grid_____________ INCOME TAX FILE NUMBER _________________ DRIVERS LICENSE ________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ POSTODE______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ____________________________________________________________
Something To Incite Laughter :)
If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers. Some of them are 'hysterectocal'. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them persp ire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do
Shawn Steinmetz
a good friend of mine died yesterday. he died doing what he loved. if youre that type, pray for shawn steinmetz and his daughters. i dont even know what the fuck to say. peace,, ///
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am honest 2. I need to be loved 3. I need a drink 4. I want to be happy. 5. I like making people happy. 6. I wanna puppy 7. I hope to level by the end of the week so help please. 8. I am read to go back to school. 9. I should be cleaning house but i hate to. 10. I live in Virginia and miss my friends in Cali 11. I love my boys no matter what. 12. I have met some cool people on here. 13. People call me a lot of weird names lol. 14. I have a fetish with ears and necks. 15. Have a great Week. I plan to tag whoever reads this lol
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Three Women
Three women are at a cocktail party. The first woman Says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera For two weeks," and then looks at the others with a Superior demeanor. The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride. The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. But thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis." The first woman looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera. We're going to my parent's house for two weeks." The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes. He bought me a Ford." "Well," the third woman says, "I also have a Confession to make. Canary number thirteen has to Stand on one leg
I Was Tagged Twice To Do This One...
I was tagged by two people to do this blog thing. I will do 15 for each of them... making a total of 30. I am not tagging anyone else. I don't propagate these things except by inspiration: Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 30. I was a virgin up until I had just turned 19. 29. I once filled a co-worker's toolbox with expanding foam. It was mean, but nobody liked him anyway. I apologized. I was teased for narcing on myself because nobody would have ever guessed it was me. 28. I used to have sawdust-filled Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore dolls and would play with them with my younger brother who had his own Pooh doll as well. His was called "sitting pooh" because it was sittin
She's "one Of Those..."
I've come to, only took me six months but fewer time than the last "friend" of mine. I remember the day I said "I just can't be friends with a person like you..." It took a lot of courage for me to do that because, well, she had five kids, she struggled and being the kind of person I am, I always just wanted to help... Until, it was only then she called, her baby needed formula, their family needed food for the week, she needed a got to rediculous porportions before I finally said enough is enough. There comes a time when you can only help so much, when you give all you can and then some only to feel empty when you do it. That's when I decided I couldn't do it anymore and told "my friend" and...her response was; "Don't blame ME for your inability to say NO!" hmmm...I thought, well isn't that what I'm doing now? If so, then, how could that equate to an "inability"? Yeah, so I havn't talked to her since and it's been no problem...all I eve
To Prissy
I am going insane, As each day goes by. Thoughts of you fill my brain, Causing my heart to sigh. I have never known of such heavenliness, Until I seen your beauty that day. Oh god, what I would do for one kiss, To relieve me from this lustful dismay. How can I tell you how much I care; That I want to hold you and love you until the end? For you, everything I have, I would share; I would give my all, just to be your best friend. You could be my all; I would make you my queen. Everytime I see you, I fall. God, love can be so mean. Girl, for you I would walk through fire, I would swim to the bottom of the sea. I would do anything to fulfill my desire, Of having you here with me. I want to know all of your fears, Your hopes, wishes, and dreams. Let me be the one who comforts you through the tears, The one who holds you through all of the extremes. Your are my night and my day; The air that I breathe. Whatever the price...I am willing to pay And I prom
I Am
This has got to be the closest I've ever felt to a song.... ...and it's gotta be done by this fugger... ..."fuck it, shut up and listen...." *fix.damn.stash..........
If Men Wrote Advice Columns...
If men wrote advice columns………… Q: My husband wants a threesome with me and my best friend. A: Obviously, your husband can’t get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college room-mates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure, then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal, while you think about it. Q My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it! Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally self-less. This shows he loves you. The best thing you can do is thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out w
To You All
TO YOU ALL (as I dont do July 4th but know enough of you that will be celebrating!!!!!!)HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT AWESOME FANTASTIC DAY TOMORROW AND THE WEEKEND AHEAD
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The Sex Fairy
The Sex Fairy This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving y
Mothers Dictionary
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. Prenatal: When your lif
To Assume....or Not What's The Fucking ?
They say abscence makes the heart grow fonder...But does it really grow further masking itself from one minute to the next? Are we really happy here in this lonely game we play? Is anyone ever really sure what it is they really and truly want? Words play out on a page and slice the heart thinner than raw meat. To read them and assume what you are reading is what the person feels for another gives you that fucked up gurgly feeling in your stomach that makes you want to punch someone and then spew vomit down their throat. You feel like inflicting pain upon the one you think is being frivilous, greedy and inconsiderate But we hate to ASSUme. Because well we all know how that goes.... But what is one to think when things become more and more spaced out. More and more distant you don't want to believe the inevitable. That this could possibly end up like the others......... So what do you do? Let your mind race with thoughts of unsettling fear and frustration, the gu
Today's Quote Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. -Auguste Rodin
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pul
We Sre Friends From Far Away
We are friends from far away. When we talk we always have something to say. Our lives so different yet the same. Every night we play the game. We talk of families and about our day. I always wonder if there's more to say. Could it have been different for you and I? Or was fate decided before we could have tried? For now we play our parts, that's all that's left; Never knowing if our hearts would have met. Two people from far away, always asking, "How was your day?".
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you
If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? Would you let me give you a hickie? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you? Repost as "If we had sex".......see who respond
Passion moves As a window shade Blown by a sudden breeze; As a bare leg against smooth sheets; As a gentle sigh in dreaming. Passion moves In a sheening moonlit arc; In the softest sunrise Tiptoeing across the mountaintop. Passion moves Like the motion of the grasses When the wind lays them down Across the meadows; Like a whisper breath of spring Unwrapping buds in quiet splendor. Passion moves Me For you
Got It Right This Time-(keith Urban)
She believes in me like I've been tryin' to do I'm seein' things I've never seen before Ever since you came into my life I've been a better man Run, Run, Run, I was running scared Always lookin' for a place to leave And I couldn't seem to find where I belonged Until she took my hand Chorus We can make this work out Baby, I know it's true I can't picture myself, with no one but you And I think I got it right, this time Oh Yeah All of my life I've been lookin' for someone Who believes in love the way I do And I know I've make my share of big mistakes But Girl I promise you Chorus True belivers always find each other And here we are Always knew that you were out there just waitin' on me For me to find my way Find my way to your heart Oh Yeah Chorus After all the crazy days I made it through I can't picture myself with no one but you And I think I got it right, this time Oh Yeah
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Gems Pimpout For Lady Kate
One of the most beautiful women I have the pleasure of knowing....Lady Kate. Besides being beautiful (inside AND out), Kate is witty, generous, caring, a fighter and most importantly a survivor. She is my hero, my inspiration and my newest FU Owner. Please take a moment and show this incredible woman some love. If you don't already have her as a friend make sure you add her! LadyღKate This bulletin brought to you by ♡aGEM4life♡ ~♫♪HockingRadio™'s DJ Gemini♪♫ Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler
It's Always Darkest Before The Dawn
sometimes i feel like throwing in the towel on this thing we call life. i've gone through a lot of shit the last few months and it's more than i really ever wanted to go through. it's been extremely rough, and not pleasant. but ya know what? i'm still here. i'm still fighting cuz i have people i care for deeply that need me and i'm gonna fight for them no matter what. sure my current situation is not easy in any way. i'm homeless, i'm crashing on my brother's couch, i have no car of my own, and it's been a bitch trying to find constant transportation to work in the morning, i rarely see my kids, and i'm almost constantly broke. but i know that things will get better. sure they won't get there as quickly as i'd like. it's gonna take time and as much as i'd rather be back on my feet with those i care for, i have to be patient. and i'll be honest that's the hardest thing to do right now. as that old saying goes...."it's always darkest before the dawn." and righ
Why Did You Leave Me?
Ok This One Is A Really Really Old Poem I Wrote Back When I Was In School Oh My God Lol. I love your blue eyes and your red hair I smiled at you But you just keep walking Dering 6 hour I went up to you and tryed to talk to you But you just sat there You would not listen to me That night I went to your house But you where not there So I went home The next day I go to school And your not there So after school I go Back to your house I knock on the door But you did not answer so I try to open the door I go to your room There on the floor Is your cold Lifeless body I full to the floor and cry for you to come back But you never come back
my family has decided to move back to my home state of alaska, i am nervous but excited all at the same time. as with the move to springfield i am worried how the kids will be able to adjust to the move, but i know that it will be for the good, as they will final get to meet my family. yes my family has never gotten to really know my kids and they are almost adults now. i have been able to bring them up there a few times but it wasnt for a long enough time for anyone to really get to know them, just meet them see a few sites and that is about it. my whole family is so excited about me moving home that they are planning a hugh party for when i get there. i know that i will not miss all this humid weather, yes i love the heat but i dont like the humidity, i know, i know you cant have one without the other, but hey a girl and dream. we are hoping to be up there before the next school year, or shortly after school starts, and before the snow starts. which for me is a big thing, since i wil
I came apart inside a world made of angry people i found a boy who had a dream making everyone smile He was sunshine I fell over my feet like bricks underwater how am i supposed to tell you how i feel i need oxygen oh baby let me be your lady i will make you happy never gonna leave, never gonna leave oh baby can i be your lady i am going crazy for you and so i found a state of mind where i could be speechless i had to try it for a while to figure out this feeling this felt so right pull me upside down to a place where you've been waiting how am i supposed to tell you how i feel i need oxygen oh baby can i be your lady i will make you happy im never gonna leave, never gonna leave oh baby can i be your lady i am going crazy for you you dont wanna keep me waiting staring at my fingers feeling like a fool oh baby can i be your lady i am going crazy im never gonna leave, never gonna leave oh baby let me be your lady i will make you happy, yeah-oh
Underway Always
I am currently in the Navy and always underway. Been a long 12 years and can't wait until i can live a normal life again..... thanks to everyone for listening to me bitch.
Volume Xlix - Balance Restored
My week-long suffering bout is finally over. Monday morning, I drove up to Covington for an appointment at the Ear/Nose/Throat specialists, I forget what the facility's called. It's located across the street from the hospital, that's all I remember...Nevertheless, I went. Filled out the necessary paperwork. Sat in the waiting room, but not as long as I thought I would have. I walked into my room, which looked somewhat more like a dentist's office than an ENT. Within a few mintes, Dr. Susan Anderson walked in. I told her my reason for being there (see my past blog, I forget which one), and she proceeded to look in my nose, mouth, and both ears. Without getting too detailed about the procedure, let's say it involved some peroxide and a vacuum tube. Just minutes later....I can hear again!! I SO wanted to hug her. Only $84, it was. I was back at work by noon....and made up for lost time, putting in a late day (8pm). My hearing will never be taken for granted again.
My Love/hate Relationship With The Military
yes you read that right. i have a love/hate relationship with the military. i'll explain. i'm an avid fan of military history. badly. everything from the greeks, and romans, through the civil war and WWII, etc. military tatics, the weaponary, etc. etc. you name it. love to study it find it incredibly fasinating how tatics evolved slower than the weaponary....(example more men died in the 3 days of the battle of Gettysburg, 59,000, than the entire 9 years we were in the vietnam war, do the math) my hate is that from my vast knowledge of military history, i have ALWAYS refused to ever join the armed services. this is my personal choice, but i don't condem anyone that decides to join. i have family and friends currently serving in the airforce and navy. that is where this blog stems from. i found out today from my best friend, who was susposed to get out and be done with his service next week, that he had been stop/lossed. he now won't be getting out until march, an
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Blogging Just Isnt The Same Anymore
I am in debated about closing my 360 yahoo. I have closed my multiply. I am debating about Facebook as well as here. This is the blog that I posted on myspace and 360 today. Blogging Isn’t Much Fun Anymore I have come to realize that blogging just really is not much fun anymore. I can remember years ago when we all first started. 360 Boulevard. That is where so many of us met up. We shared stories we wrote. We share poetry we had written. Our words were critiqued. It was a way for so many of us to share our writing. Then we got to know each other as friends. We became family. Our blogs then turned a little more personal. Letting our friends know what was going on in life. Seeking shelter, solitude and advice from others. We formed a bond. We were a unit. It was nothing for me to turn out story after story and get 1000 hits and over 50 comments. I can remember days when The Crow and Irish would collaborate on stuff and it was like an online flurry to flock and read ch
God Loves Blondes
God Loves Blondes A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's desperate, so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... 'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery' Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays... 'God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well. ' Lottery night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays... 'My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order. ' Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The b
Not Only My Owner But A Brutha Too!!!
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Hey Now.
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Last Night...
i got so drunk i couldn't see straight. the bartender thought i was cute so me and chris got to drink for free lol. i must learn the power of no, because only God knows how many shots i had hahahaha! and yet no hangover.
On a hot summers day, Brett and I had just finished the construction on building the deck in the back yard. Brett, was a friend of ours from down the street who had some experience with framing houses. Brett had worked with his dad since the day he could hold a hammer with a firm grip. He had a natural build, the kind a guy would have from a physical job, and hardly any body fat. The deck was complete with the exception of paint, but it was quitting time due to the lack of light outside, and the bugs were starting to come out to play. We didn't want to be the appetizer as we were pretty sweaty and were shirtless. My wife was inside working as well, just adding the finishing touches to the painted walls. She looked absolutely adorable as could be with a little paint on her nose and cheek. Brett walked in and stopped mid sentence, wearing short shorts and a tank top, she was a sexy sight to see! Bent over Brett and I could see her tats and her tan legs. Her 34D's pressed against her thig
Speed Demon...
Why is it when you're in a hurry the slowest person possible is just one step ahead of you, or rather, in my case, one car ahead? The speed limit on my road of travel read 45mph...which means 50mph, to me! Five miles over the speed limit is usually a safe bet, even when a cop is around. So, when I arrived nearly bumper to bumper behind a car yeilding woman going say the least, I was irritated! That's when my "driving Tourettes" kicks in, usually in the form of the words...Mother Fucker! Impatiently, I drove, creeping along the road at a snail like pace, all the while saying "WTF?" Which is when I noticed her personalized lisence plate... It read, "MAJOR C" And I thought "How appropriate!"
Mystery's Bully
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My Mystery Man
Problems arise and we drift apart. But we were not meant to stay apart. Fate brought us together again when twas the right time. Flames rekindled with but a single glance. Love returns in a fiery wave. My heart leapt into my throat when you said you felt the same. Racing fast down the road. Leaping quick, before anyone can say no. Dreaming of what's to come. Hope blossoming in my heart........ I love you, Mystery!!!!
Fast Facts About Meth
Now anyone that knows me knows i love to learn and below in another entry i was talking about another type of drug. This one was linked to that one so i decided to check it out. I think you should read this. Fact: Methamphetamine use among high school seniors more than doubled between 1990 & 1996. Fact: Women are more likely to use meth than cocaine. Fact: The average meth "cook" annually teaches ten others how to make meth. Fact: Every pound of meth produced leaves behind five to six pounds of toxic waste. Fact: Seizures of clandestine meth labs in the Midwest increased tenfold from 1995 to 1997. Fact: DEA has identified 20 Mexican meth trafficking organizations in the Midwest. Fact: Methamphetamine accounts for up to 90 percent of all drug cases in many Midwest communities. Fact: Methamphetamine kills by causing heart failure, brain damage and stroke. Fact: Methamphetamine-induced paranoia has led to numerous murders and suicides. Fact: Metha
Hey Here Is The Way I Feel
This is to all u motha fuckers that dont like me u run ur mouth just to spite me so u can bite me you want to go, bring it on, this is a true story and this may be the start of my song so when u want a fight u call me up tonight give me a place and what time, when i pull up ud better be runnin because the uzi in the back is gonna be gunnin, you cant run from me or hide im gonna fuck up your pride, so if u want to run ur mouth come see me the olny reason u so stupid is u want to be be continued
Um, Okay.
so my mum called to tell me that my father has decided that i've had my tattoos long enough, so he wants me to have them removed and he'll pay for it to be done. ....what?
My gamer geek side is showing. Was on the phone with my sister talking about Castlevania, and was looking for the new one coming out for the DS.... THERE'S A NEW ONE COMING OUT FOR THE WII IN A FEW MONTHS............... I'm so excited I can't see straight! =]
Christian” Obama To Receive Golden Monkey God Idol
) “Christian” Obama to receive golden monkey god idol June 25th, 2008 NEW DELHI: With Democrat senator Barack Obama busy in the run-up to the US presidential polls, a group of well-wishers in the capital have decided to send him a symbol of his lucky charm, Lord Hanuman, to help him emerge victorious. Obama’s representative Carolyn Sauvage-Mar on Tuesday received a gold-plated two-feet-high idol which she will pass it on to the Obama after it is sanctified. Live Long … and prosper? The idol is being presented to Obama as he is reported to be a Lord Hanuman devotee and carries with him a locket of the monkey god along with other good luck charms. Oh, Reeaaly? With Obama kissing up to the Evangelicals this is going to get good, I think. Perhaps Obama should inquire of ”Reverened” Wright on whether it’s OK to carry idols around while calling yourself a Christian.
Volume L - Reign
I see it. I see a light at the end of a very long tunnel. Yet still, it remains a great distance From my arrival. Within my sight, Beyond my reach. I am called by the gods of night, the lord of madness, the keepers of my heart. I adhere to their witness of death and misery. They, in turn, shall grant me inner peace. This light is actually an extended darkness, one I have become accustomed to. I still see with its faint gleam. My eyes are clear. My mind is focused. My spirit is stronger than humankind. And yet.... and yet.... My inner peace has yet to come.
Impossible Quiz
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Para Ti
Para ti este beso en el viento te lo mandaré allí te dirá lo que siento... yo por ti No he podido hacer nada En tu vida ahora se te sentiste ignorada es probable, tal vez si yo hubiese sabido habría sido una ayuda pero que importa ya Ahora que.. Tu puedes jugar siguiendo una cometa Mientras sales por el espacio a pasear quizás puedas llegar ahora hasta tu meta y un mundo distinto que no lograste hallar Solo que no debió de ser así Solo que la soledad no es mas grande sin ti Para ti una flor he traído te la dejaré allí bajo un cielo nublado mientras miro la luz está pasando noviembre y tu... tienes 20 años siempre Ahora que... Tu puedes jugar siguiendo una cometa Mientras sales por el espacio a pasear quizás puedas llegar ahora hasta tu meta y un mundo distinto que no lograste hallar Solo que no debió de ser así Solo que la soledad ahora es grande La soledad es más grande sin ti... Para ti...
Want To Own Me?
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Thanks To Summer!
Summer~Uk~Leveler~Brit~Bomber~4~Sarges~Badgirls ~Stalker~Of~Alex~Fu~Owned~By~Alex~AKA~CDNCYBORG~@ fubar Thanks to Summer (a fellow Sarge's Bad Girl) for the VIP for this page! I won it in the lingerie contest that the Bad Girls had. THANKS SO MUCH!
Stress Management
Subject: Take time to read this... A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20oz. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance." "In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on." "As with the gla ss of water,you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden." "So, before you return home to
A PENIS SAYS TO HIS BALLS IM TAKEN YALL 2 A PARTY. THE BALLS SAY "FUCKIN LIAR! YOU ALWAYS GO INSIDE AND LEAVE US OUTSIDE KNOCKING There was a..cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their..lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,..and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at..him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and..juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a..jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough?..When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,..stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I..throw up and pass out!.
Could've Been
i misspoke myself...not that it's still yours. it's that it could've been yours. but i refuse to be in competition. my feelings never waivered or tested. i never gave reason to question. it was never about convenience. and it was never about throwing someone else in your face as a constant reminder. and no, i don't want to talk about this.
She left us in a heartbeat I was so sad,I couldn't speak I thought about all the time we spent But to keep from crying I thought about where she went An angel came down that heaven sent And up to live with God my grandma went She is in a better place now Living a better life And she would want me to move on with my life But it is so hard I miss her so much I'll never forget How my life she touched
Steam appears as I run the hot tap, water ripples as it flows to the top. There’s a bottle of bubble bath on the shelf which I gently pour under the water while it runs. I watch the water get higher and swish it around to even the temperature. My clothes lay on the floor and I dip my feet in, the heat catches my toes and they go all red and stiff. I sit in the bath and let the water rush over me leaving my body feeling hot. Laying there I close my eyes and start to think erotic thoughts, my hands feel around my body as I let water roam free. With my eyes closed I listen to my heart beat which is strong and loud, my body tingles and feels heavy, I feel myself being taken somewhere else. I’m wearing a black dress, and perfume that simulates every sense and fibre of his well being, I could sense his desires were welling up like a volcano, desires which seemed to of been there for a millennium. I could see he wanted me, he wanted to kiss me, he wanted to touch me like I’d never been to
He Calls To Me
He calls to me across the miles Night winds carry his whispers They float on the breeze and through my windows Falling gently upon my ears - Hush - I hear him now. He calls to me from the heavens Glittering stars cannot compare to the sparkle of his eyes When he looks at me, I am consumed by the fire I see him now. He calls to me through my dreams Dancing together in the shadows of my sleep Where we laugh and love once again I am in his arms I feel him now. He calls to me Every moment of every day Distance couldn't keep us apart When destiny drew us together I'll hold him for eternity As long as he keeps calling.
The question is... did he believe me? lmmfaooooooooooo!!! Yoda: TC Punkin, use your time well ->Yoda: They're in the toybox right now, actually. I stuck them in there and then put a large piece of furniture on top of it. I have some alone time... Yoda: Yikes..heh well take care of the kids. ->Yoda: Oh, I do! I've been married and divorced five times from people that I've met on this site and have a coupla kiddos from two of them. I've done well. Yoda: lol..well choose wisely ->Yoda: Yup...I let people know what they need to know when I choose that they know it...LOL Yoda: Oh and living in Denmark Yoda: Ok.. 85 going on 18 ->Yoda: Haha... um... sure I am Yoda: I'm sure you do.. you're what, 15 16 ->Yoda: It just seemed like the place to be for now. I migrate often. Yoda: Why Denmark? I looked for Degoba but no luck.. ->Yoda: Haha.. it's cool. Yoda: as sorry does..of course Yoda: Ummm and Sorry Is?, ;P ->Yoda: Lighten up? LOL..
Let Us Now Look At
Let us now look at History's Greatest Blunder from a hundred years. A monkey pushed a button and the whole world went Kaboom! 3-29-03
Look At The Faces
Look at the faces, ever so many of them and each different. How many faces has God? How many are here today? 4-3-03
Today's Quote Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. -Erick Golnik
One Time - Long Ago...
One day, long, long ago....... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch But this was a long time ago....... and it was just that one day. The End
Fu Nazis
so,i get my salutes rejected ,when i ask why,suddenly my pics start getting flagged by the smae bouncer-van wrecker-wtf .a salute used to be an option,now its another way for these bouncer stooges to keep you down.fuck fubar
Blood Thirst
i walk the streets at night looking for a victim feeling weak. i strive for the blood of a righteous one as i've walked for hours and hours awaiting you to come out then after all that time i see you walking walking towards me i'm gonna get you--- blood thirst i'm gonna throw you down--- quest for blood you're getting closer by the minute you're only gonna die seeing how you look makes me even more thirst oh yeah! now i got you and what are you gonna do i'm gonna tear your clothes off--- blood thirst i got my fangs i'm gonna slice and dice you--- thirst for blood as i grab you and pin you down you try to scream but no one hears you i rip off your clothes and tie you down now your blood is mine and so are you i'm gonna get you--- blood thirst i'm gonna throw you down---thirst for blood i'm gonna tear your clothes off---blood thirst i got my fangs!!!
Just lying here can`t sleep your in ever thought that goes through my mind. Wishing you were here sitting with me but your not so I`d rather die. Perhaps thats alittle drastic but those are my thoughts ,So I must be true. Lying here with alot of time on my hands,So what else to dp but to think of you. It`s getting pretty obvious that your on my mind alot, Hey who are we kidding your on my mind all the time But funny as it seems time is all I got!
Doin Time
Doin time was a big mistake, butlook at thew chances I would take. How many chances will I take before I settle down. Looks like all my chances have run out,cuz now all I can do is frown. Thinking of you night and day ,I really cant help but smile,I guess I shouldnt think of you too much,I`ll be in here for awhile. Wanting to feelyour every touch and see your lovely smile,Cant help but picture me with you,I`m glad I`m in denial,The sound of your beautiful voice echoe`s through my head,I cant forget the the vibrations of your voice,and how compforting the words were that you said. I want to be holding you,kissing you cuz I know that your sooo kind, To be stuck in here not holding you I must be doing time!
I Can't Stand You
shallow in the heart and you blow it down never showin what you want from me always takin, never givin all you want to do is take, take, take you never give into the relationship i can't stand what you put me through all i wanna do is get outa here you push me, ya shoved me, just so you can get what you want leave me alone now you did your damage to me what else do you want? you left me bone dry no i don't have nothing you took my pride, you took my money, you took my heart, you took my love and crushed it i can't stand what you put me through all i wanna do is get outa here you push me, ya shoved me, just so you can get what you want i gotta getta way from you you're destroying my life so far all i have is my sanity oh no!! leave me alone you're starting to drive me nuts as i walk out the door you're right behind me no,no,no,no,no! dam you leave me alone
What Your Sunglasses Say About You You are spontaneous, open minded, and optimistic. You are very youthful and free wheeling, no matter what your age happens to be. You need to be shaded from the darker, more depressing aspects of life. You feel sunniest when everyone around you is up for a good time. The Sunglasses Test
Help Me Understand
Once in a lifetime You'll open up your heart Maybe once in your lifetime You'll swear to never be apart You think your love's on solid ground Then out of the blue, it all comes tumblin' down Who's gonna hold me tonight When I'm feeling lonely Who's gonna show me the light 'Cause I need to know With all the things we've go How can love just stop Tell Me Somebody help me understand And my picture in your locket What will you do with it now All our friends and all our memories Tell me how we sort them out What's yours is yours What's mine is mine Is that all that's left After all this time Who's gonna hold me tonight When I'm feeling lonely Who's gonna show me the light 'Cause I need to know With all the things we've go How can love just stop Tell Me Somebody help me understand Help me understand Why I'm not part of our plan And you don't need me anymore Help me understand Why I still wanna be where you are Even

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