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I sit here in the morn’, not knowing what to do. So I think I’ll sit, and write a love poem to you. You know how much I love you? You know how much I care? Whenever you need a helping hand with that hard raging boner, I’ll be there. I’ll be the one to ease the cum out of your hardened dick, I swear when I do it I won’t be a hick. I’ll be the one to caress your parts until they feel all soft Next time can we please not fuck in the neighbor’s loft? I’ll be the one to lay you downa nd whisper, “I wanna fuck you” You’ll look up with a huge ass grin, and say, “I wanna fuck you, too!” So off fly our clothes until we’re both naked, The built up cum raging strong just like we’ve always hated. You insert him with a giggle of glee, His head pops in and he’s looking at me. Doing an inspection inside out, I’m glad he’s too big to go round about. You take him out and pla

Silent
Tears run silent and tears run deep Tears come to you when you can't sleep Some run quickly and some run long There are just times you can't feel strong Hope runs silent and hope runs deep Hope can oftentime make you weep When you find hope, it may stand groundYour mind will listen for that sound Love runs silent and love runs deep Love is something you want to keep When you find the love that you need Then you'll no longer have to plead Feelings are there for you alone Inside you is where they belong Your heart is yours for you to keep Let it run silent and let it run deep

Dreams
I lay on my bed Thinking of you I fall a sleep And starting to dream First I was flying And then you come I fly in your arms And kiss you, you kiss me back It was so great I wish it was real But boy, I want you to kiss me Kiss me like you mean it I adore you!!! Can't you see I want you, want you to take the first step Kiss me like you never did And take me in your arms I will kiss you back And hold you save with me Where are you? I hope you really want me And i hope you are really sweet Like I think you are Take me out And kiss me Hug me do something I want to be with you Whith you alone My heart belongs to you Take it...And take the first step

The True Meaning Of Love
The true meaning of love~ It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but whats more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel! Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the right person.. we will know how to be greatful for that gift. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship and find out that you still care for that person. A sad thing in life is when someone means alot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. Whe the door of happiness closes another one opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we dont see the one that has been opened for us. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit with on the porch and swing with never saying a word and walking away feeling like you just had the best conversation you

And To All A Good Night.....
Christmas is over for the most part. This Christmas didnt feel like Christmas to me. Everything was different and it was like no one cared. No one that I spent it with anyway. I came home early from my parents hosue because I was tired and decided that I had enough of Christmas. It makes me really sad. Christmas is always so special to me. This year it's just another day. Another reason for the kids to wreck the house. I have never felt alone on Christmas, this year I did. even though I had my kids with me, I felt alone. I'd hate to turn into one of those cynical Christmas haters. I am just not into it this year. Who knows if I ever will again.

I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman.
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male San

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Beautiful Disaster
Beautiful Disaster - 311 Today seems like a good day to burn a bridge or two the one with old wood creaking that would burn away right on cue I try to be not like that but some people really suck some people need to get the axing chalk it up to bad luck I know a drugstore cowgirl so afraid of getting bored she's always running from something so many things ignored I might do that stuff if it didn't make me feel like s--- I'm on some old reality tip so many trips in it Beautiful disaster flyin' down the street again I tried to keep up you wore me out and left me ate up now I wish you all the luck you're a butterfly in the wind without a care a pretty train crash to me and I can't care I do I don't whatever I know a drugstore cowgirl so afraid of getting bored she's always running from something so many things ignored I try to be not like this but I thought it'd make a good song there's nothing to see shows over people just move along Beautiful di

Stupid Girl
Stupid Girl -COLD Wanna love ya Wanna bug ya Wanna squeeze ya Stupid girl Wanna touch ya, Wanna take ya, Wanna shut ya, Stupid girl. I can't take this, Born to break this. She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? Stupid girl, Stupid girl I'm a loner, I'm a loser, I'm a winner, In my mind. I'm a bad one, I'm a good one, I'm a sick one, With a smile. I can't take this, Born to break this. She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? Stupid girl, Stupid girl (acoustic break) Stupid girl, Stupid girl (whoa) She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? Stupid girl, Stupid girl Col

Stupid Girls
STUPID GIRLS - PINK Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there Laughing loud so all the little people stare Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne (Drop a name) What happened to the dreams of a girl president She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent They travel in packs of two or three With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees Where, oh where, have the smart people gone? Oh where, oh where could they be? Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl (Break it down now) Disease's growing, it's epidemic I'm scared that there ain't a cure The world believes it and I'm going crazy I cannot take any more I'm so glad that I'll never

Ladies,dont Read This Please
My glistening lips are engorged with unsated desire And my ardor, intensely wanton, burns shamelessly My hands are teasing, spreading, probing, piercing As my hips unchastely piston against their brazen exploration And my fingers, soft and wet from my own desire, press deeper My inner walls unabashedly enshroud them, molding, melting As my excitement slowly begins to build, tantalizing me My eyes shutter closed and my mind begins to reel As rapture leisurely rolls through me, possessing me And trapped helplessly in a state of euphoric rhapsody My body shudders exquisitely as pleasure fully envelops me

What Group Are You
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-feels Like Love-
Look at my candles Light so light And shine so deep Can’t sleep this night I’ve bored me myself And I don’t know what to do I see the candlelights are happy It’s not me who’s happy without you I don’t know anymore What can I do? I think I’m in love What do I feel for you? My heart is breaking So much love do I have I think the whole day about you But how many days do you have …Before I say I love you?…

Knowing You
Your cock, hot and hard, pulses against my cheek as I trace the satiny smooth length from base to tip and back again with the very tips of my fingers. Mmm, I love the way you feel… solid, searing, smooth … against my skin. I deliberately wrap my hand around the base of your shaft and turn my head slightly, rubbing the very tip of your cock against my lips. The glistening bead of precome clinging to the tiny eye dampens my lips and I can’t help but skim my tongue across them, tasting you. I close my eyes and rub my lips together, savoring your taste in my mouth. Delectable. My hand suddenly flexes involuntarily around your shaft and you moan softly. I slowly open my eyes and take you in. God, you’re exquisite. Did you know that I long to spend hours touching you, tasting you, learning you, knowing you. All of you. Every gorgeous inch. I want you. Infinitely. Deeply. Incomparably. Completely. I remove my hand and lean forward, taking you into my mouth. I slide down, rubbing t

Could You Imagine?
It's 6:55 in the evening and I'm sitting on a marble bench in the atrium of the Chicago Stock exchange. In five minutes you will walk through the sculptured glass double doors that lead into this magnificent lobby. You insisted on meeting me here rather than picking you up at your hotel. You mentioned something about a "grand entrance". I have been here since 6:30 (a lady should never have to wait on her escort.) I look at myself in one of the many mirrors that line the hall. I can not see that I am shaking but I feel as though I am absolutely vibrating with anticipation. I straighten my silver tie, and adjust the starched collar that rises from my black suit. First impressions are everything I think to myself. It is just turning seven and I walk to within twenty feet the doors, full of expectation. I hold in my hand, a single red rose, our agreed upon sign so you would be absolutely sure of who I was. The doorman opens one of the glass doors and you walk in. I can not take my eyes off

The Definition Of A Lady
Hey, all. Here's one of the poems from my new book. It is the very thing that every man should say to his woman at least once a week(lol). I hope ya'll like it. The definition of a lady A charasmatic being with a simplistic charm. Dangerously beautiful without doing harm. Striking a spell every moment she speaks, leaving a fragrance that lasts for weeks. Healing the wounds in my broken heart. Blessing the Earth with her tears everytime we part. I shall be with her forever and all things will be good. She is the definition of a lady and she does the best that she could.

Running Joke
Apparently the running joke here whenever there's a fight is, "Did Persia hit someone again?" I went to the post office this morning and the floor supervisor asked me if anyone looked at me wrong outside. I mean I know I'm not a people person but I'm not that bad. Or am I? Nati, Tierre, Chris, Chelle... am I that bad?

You Need To Know
Do You Water – hot and steamy – beats softly against my heated flesh, running in tiny rivulets down over my breasts and my belly before drifting lower to disappear between my thighs. I’m alone and I’m aching, needing, wanting… you. Your lips, your teeth, your tongue, your fingers, your cock – all of you – on me, in me. Now. Tonight. I close my eyes and you’re there, in my mind, kneeling before me. The water from the shower makes your skin glisten and the image of you – wet, naked, kneeling before me – is so deliciously arousing that my insides involuntarily clutch in anticipation. God, I want you. Do you have any idea how much? I lean back, pressing my back firmly against the cool tiles and slide my hand between my legs, curving my fingers up to slide them back and forth between my soft wet lips. I lift my leg and brace it on the edge of the tub, imagining it draped over your shoulder, my toes curling into the smooth wet skin of your back as you lean forward to trace the

The Truth About Love
The truth about love is.. Love is blind and it’ll take over your mind.. What you think is love is truly not, because the truth is that the person you’re in love with, will never love you or like you, like you think she or he will.. I don’t want to be in love anymore.. I’ve been disappointed for so many times.. I’ve been hurted for so many times.. I just hate it, you know? Sometimes love can be so beautiful but there is always a dark side too.. I thought I was crazy in love with you but now I know that it isn’t true.. Life is hard even when people really care about you.. So is love.. When do you know for sure that if you like someone, that you love that person? The thing I’m wondering about if love really does exist.. Or is it just an illusion? Something that isn’t real.. I guess love is an illusion.. I guess it isn’t real.. Because whe I really love somebody, there is always something that mess things up..

La Ley Del Plomo!
Maquinas del diablo Como cuernos de chivo Cobran precios pesados Escupiendo besos de plomo La ley de plomo - portate bien La ley de plomo - bala te clava Corrale cabron sacate de aqui Tranzeando el brujo te deja bien mocho! hehehehehehe! >:)

Open Fun
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 2. What song describes your relationship status? 3. How much do your dogs weigh? 4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee? 5. Ever waxed your legs? 6. Earrings or necklaces? 7. Who have you talked to most today? 8. What is the oldest message in your inbox on your phone? 9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you? 10. Color of your shirt? 11. How many years have you taken a language? 12. Who's on speed dial 5? 3. What color is your background on your computer mainly? 14. Do you wish on 11:11? 15. Good advice if you ever go camping? 16. Are you a bad influence? 17. What color are your eyes? 18. Would you rather have your name or your siblings name? 19. Would you do anything for someone? 20. Have you ever been called a whore? 21. Biggest success so far in life? 22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot? 23. What so

Every Night
Every night when i lay down. The last thoughts I have are of you. How your body feels snuggled up next to mine. The unmistakable feeling of your bare body against mine. Your smooth breast against me I begin to fantasies about having sex with you. How we would pleasure each other kiss by kiss lick by lick. I would squeeze your breast and suck on your hard nipples, while pinching the other between my fingers. Your hands move to my already rock hard cock. Slowly you slide down to kiss the head of my cock . Teasing my with little kiss and light licks all over my cock and balls. I'm begging you to suck on my cock. When i think i cant take it anymore you swallow me to the base of my cock, while slidding a wet finger deep into my tight ass. I almost cum from the intense blowjob and the finger fuckin my ass. "God you love to suck cock." But it is a short cock sucking session, but not over by any means.You lie on you stomach with your ass raised a little. As you

Taking A Petal
Come with me… Take my hand and follow me. Creep with me down the dark hall. I lead you to the door. It creaks open as I push gently. Follow me into the room…. The golden glow of candlelight kisses our faces and enlightens our eyes. The scent of roses invades our nostrils. The bed is made and adorned with rose petals. Reds, pinks, yellows… splash the crisp white comforter. So gentle. So soft. So inviting. Take your hands and run them over my clothed body. Now work your fingers and release me of such bondage. Lift my shirt over my head. Unbutton my pants and allow your hands to trail my legs as you let them slide to the floor. Get on your knees before me. Trace the contours of my body with your fingertips. Press your lips against my tender spots. Let me feel your breath thru the fabric of my panties. Remove them… ever so slowly… run your lips down my legs. Come back to me. Lay your hands on my breasts. Hold them. Caress them. Run my nipples gently through your fin

Picking Up
“Thanks Steve!”, I say as I give my good friend a peck on the cheek. I get into the brilliant black stretch limo and my hands wrap around the leather of the steering wheel instantly. “Take good care of her. I can’t believe I’m letting you do this!” Steve says. “Tell me why you needed the stretch and not the Town Car? You’re only picking up one guy, right?” I start to pull away and yell back, “The Town Car doesn’t have enough room! Don’t worry I’ll take good care of her and she’ll be nice and clean upon return!” I hurry off onto the freeway. It’s going to be a short drive to the airport, but I am so nervous and hope I don’t miss you. You know a limo is going to pick you up, you just aren’t going to realize it’s me! I can’t wait to see you! We met online through blogging, chatted a few times. I had no idea what you looked like, that’s why I had my trusty sign with me. In bold black letters it reads “Mr. Callahan”. Would you even recognize me? I’m hoping you don’t. I want to h

A Lover's Oath
When I move - I am moved by you When you rule - All is ruled by you In your world - There is only you In my world - There is only you I serve your will - for I have been ordinated your lover. I'll forever stay with you At your feet I will kneel At your will.

Sight Revoked
Your eye's do you no good, I decided to cut them out, this idea will do you some good. Beside's, the stench coming from the wound in your chest, no more can I take second's pass, The less breath's I choose to take.

Okay Some Thing For All You All 30 Year Olds And Who Are About To Hit The Big 30
Okay so I was sitting here and it just now dawned on me big time that I am 30 lol okay well I know I have been 30 for a few months but its like now wow where the hell did all the time an years go? Sittin here and listing to the great big hair bands from the 80's it takes me back to days gone by and you know I think most of us who are 30 now will agree with me that growin up in the 80's an early 90's were the best years of our life we all partied hard ran with the bad boys an bad girls least I know I did lol yea I loved to fight in school always had fun skippin school to to go to the smoke hole lol no its not what you all are thinkin its where we all went to hide from the principal to smoke our ciggs before and after school an during school hell I know we all smoked in the bathroom I got my ass busted on that so many times lol. When you grow up in a small town like I did there aint a whole lot to do in it so for fun we's go hook up with at least 6 people and go ride around town or go

How To Handle Haters
Don't look at me...look at who's in charge of me!!!!! Shake those haters off!!!! HOW TO HANDLE HATERS: A hater is someone that is jealous and envious and spends all their time trying to make you look small so they can look tall. When you make your mark, you will always attract some haters... That's why you have to be careful who you share your blessings and your dreams with because some folk can't handle seeing you blessed...It's dangerous to be like somebody else... If God wanted you to be like somebody else He would have given you what he gave them. You don't know what people have gone through to get what they have... (The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story...) If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too. We've all got some haters among us: Some people don't like it that you can Come to church, Get your praise on, Bless His Holy Name

My One And Only Blonde Joke!!
Two Blondes @ Habitat Carol & Donna, were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch and pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away." Donna yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!

Hey Yall Go And Rate And Comment Bomb The Hell Out Of Me Get Me Up There With The Best U Know I Deserve It Lol Jk
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=327812&albumid=0&i=2947250750 HEY YALL THIS IS MY LINK 2 MY PIC GO AND VOTE FOR ME IN THE 2007 CHERRY CONTEST I NEED ALL THE RATINGS AND VOTES I CAN GET IF U DO THIS I WILL BE MOST GRATEFUL AND IF YALL WANT ME 2 COMMENT ON YALLS PICS OR RATE THEM OR WHATEVER I WILL JUST DROP ME A LINE GIVE ME A HOLLER IN THE SHOUT BOX OR SOMETHING BUT DONT CHEAT AND SAY U RATED ME OR VOTED CAUSE I'LL BE WATCHIN THANKS YALL AND IF U DONT VOTE OR COMMENT I'LL REMEMBER THAT REMEMBER PAYBACK IS A BITCH LOL NAW I'M JUST KIDDING YALL LMAO LOL

Life
As i am sitting here listening to this song i can't help but feel a calm and peace.Most people think that death is the end of the life that we know but i think it is just the begining of something much deeper then the life that we know. I have been trying to figure out life and death and have finally come to that conclusion after endless hours of tears and anger mixed with confusion.I might not have it right and you might not agree with it but this is my randomness. Some people dance and sing some cry and get angry others let everything build up until they explode. I have tried all of those ways but the way that works best for me is to write so here i am trying to find " freedom" let me explain. A dancer will dance until her feet bleed to reach that place that it is just her and the music it is an inner peace that brings you to a place higher then any drug can bring you. It is the ultimate rush of peace and freedom. She will dance until the world around her goes away

Emotions Run High & Low
i will surrender to you .. my body.. my desires.. my breath....my fears... my limits.. my soul.. i will surrender my all Emotions run high and low.. on one side the desire, the lust to fullfill every need to please on the other side the chains and shackles put from the first day i opened my eyes.. letting go.. to be free letting go to reach out and fullfill my destiny .. my destiny to serve the Goddess.. dream?? reality?? confusion.. all surround me.. and fear is my shadow.. praying over me.. waiting to whisper and laugh.. i can only be saved by destiny.. the destiny to serve my Goddess

Down And Blue Someone Help Me
I just feel like giving up sometimes. I hate getting into fights with my friends it leaves me disillusioned and feeling completly alone and blue. All i want is to be loved, needed and wanted....and I feel so down right now its not even funny..me and my cuz kissed and made up so to speak but all the arguing really takes soo much out of me..im just tired. I think my Bipolar disorder is really getting in the way of things right now and ALL i want to do is be a part of a friendship where i feel loved, welcomed and have fun ..not fight and not argue over stupid crap.

Thirty Lines To Make You Smile --bloody Good Too( No Not Drugs!!)
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16.. Ever stop to think, and

Subject: Murphy's Other Laws
Subject: Murphy's other Laws 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day d

A Girls First Time.........
its your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. you put him off a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he apporoaches you. He asks you if ur afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but its the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply whinin your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him a bit more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wating to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give away; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and askes you if its too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him

25 Weird Facts
1.It is impossible to lick your elbow. 2.A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 3.A shrimp's heart is in its head. 4.In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). 5. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 6.A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 7. More than 50% of the people in the world never made or received a telephone call. 8. Rats and horses can't vomit. 9. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond. 11.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. 12. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. 13. If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, they can pop out. 14. In 18 months, two rats co

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You've been there for it all Even though at first youwere with her You were still there for me In a weird way Then we both were single They all wanted us to get together And I really liked you Gave you my number You started coming around more Finally we hooked up You didn't care I had a lil one Instead you love her Treat her as if you were her daddy And me like a princess They all knew it would happen Before we even thought about it Seems almost meant to be For us to be together And for ust to be by each others sides They knew it before we even thought of it!

Asses!
Women's Ass Size Study There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway haha

Writing And Poetry
You killed my soul Category: Writing and Poetry You took my heart and soul and ripped them apart. I hope you happy now that my heart and soul are gone. I am now dead to the world. Walking this earth with no hope of ever being loved again. My only hope is that maybe there is someone out there who can make me whole again.

Ok So Here It Is
I hate my father. I know all of you out there think I am being harsh but he is really mean to me. He called me a cunt and a bitch because I told him I was not going to let my mom stop calling me at his house. Yes I did give him money to stay there. and Yes he is obssesed with my mother. my mom decided she didn't want anything to do with him and he freaked out on me because I look like her and act like her. No fair to me! I hate the fact that it came down to this but he has pushed so far. I can only handle him talking bad about my mom for so long. So my question to all of you out there is am I wrong for hateing him?

Precious Things - Tori Amos
I've always wanted to see her live. This is my favorite song from her ever I idolize everything this woman stands for. So I ran faster But it caught me here Yes my loyalties turned Like my ankle In the seventh grade Running after billy Running after the rain These precious things Let them bleed Let them wash away These precious things Let them break their hold over me He said youre really an ugly girl But I like the way you play And I died But I thanked him Can you believe that Sick sick Holding on to his picture Dressing up every day I wanna smash the faces Of those beautiful boys Those christian boys So you can make me cum That doesnt make you jesus These precious things Let them bleed Let them wash away These precious things Let them break their hold over me I remember Yes in my peach party dress No one dared No one cared To tell me where the pretty girls are Those demigods With their nine-inch nails and little fascist panties tucked in

Cherish (unappreciated Lyrics Bet Us Gals Have All Felt Like This
I'm feeling really unappreciated. You takin` my love for granted, babe. I don't know how much more, I can take from you. You don't do the things you use to do. You don't even say I love you too. and lately I've been feeling, Feeling unappreciated. [Verse 1:] Woke up this morning and saw your face And you didn't look the same as yesterday. I got the feeling that you can't seem to see, What you want to be. And lately it ain't been the same at all. When you're here its like I'm invisable I still can't seem to see where I went wrong. Cuz I'm feeling [Chorus:] I'm feeling really unappreciated. You takin` my love for granted, babe. I don't know how much more, I can take from you. You don't do the things you use to do. You don't even say I love you too. and lately I've been feeling, Feeling unappreciated. [Verse 2:] Lately our house is not a home You come in, take a shower and then say I'm gone. what am I to do With my heart just leave But my feet wo

No Matter What Your Politics, You'll Probably Enjoy This.
NO MATTER WHAT YOUR POLITICS, YOU'LL PROBABLY ENJOY THIS. Although today's "educators" would never allow it to happen, wouldn't it be nice if some school system somewhere would include the following "Reaganisms" as required reading? "Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." - Ronald Reagan "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan "Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong." - Ronald Reagan "I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress." - Ronald Reagan "The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't h

Berlin-take My Breath Away
Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game On this endless ocean finally lovers know no shame Turning and returning to some secret place inside Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching I keep waiting still anticipating love Never hesitating to become the fated ones Turning and returning to some secret place to hide Watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say Take my breath away Through the hourglass I saw you, in time you slipped away When the mirror crashed I called you, and turned to hear you say If only for today I am unafraid Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching every motion in this foolish lover's game Haunted by the notion somewhere there's a love in flames Turning and returning to some secret place inside Watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say Take my breath away My love, take my breath away

"death By Chocolate" Cookies
1 1/3 cups self rising flour 1 cup white sugar 2 tbs. light brown sugar (not necessary to pack) 1/4 cup dark cocoa powder 1/2 cup magarine or butter, melted 3 tbs. vanilla extract 1 large egg 1/2 cup flaked coconut (optional) Preheat oven to 325º. Blend dry stuff together well, then add in margarine, vanilla, and egg. Stir well, then mix in coconut if using it. Drop by teaspoons onto an ungreased cookie sheet, and bake for ten minutes (you want the tops to come out a bit gooey). Cool and enjoy!

Fresh...
Dolemite (Parts 1 & 2) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dolemite (Parts 1 & 2) Featured on: Eat Out More Often Some folks say that Willie Greene, Was the baddest muthafucka the world has ever seen. But I want ya to light you up a joint and take a real good shit and screw your wig on tight And let me tell ya about the little baaaaaad muthafucka called Dolemite. Now Dolemite was from San Anton' A ramblin, scamblin, gamblin little young muthafucka from the day he was born. Why the day he was dropped from his Mammy's ass, He slapped his Pappy's face And said, "From now on, cocksucka, I'm running this place." At the age of one he was drinkin whiskey and gin. At the age of two he was eating the bottles it came in. Now Dolemite had an Uncle called "Sudden Death". Killed a dozen bad men from the smell of his breath. When his Unc' heard how Dolemite was treatin his own Maw and Paw, He said, "Let me go check t

Stupidity
Seriously why are there so many stupid people out there. I am not talking about people who can not understand or use basic information due to lack of ability. I am talking basic common sence. When people CHOOSE to not think. I hate it when people purposly waste my time. Why must someone constantly be annoying me with useless questions or statements. I am usually a nice person but I am really having a hard time with some people. Why choose to be stupid?

Tell Me Something I Don't Know!
You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis83%Face75%Abs/Stomach67%Butt67%Boobs0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

Prayerful Inner-searching
Prayerful Inner-Searching May your whole spirit, soul, and body be preserved blameless . . . —1 Thessalonians 5:23 My Utmost For His Highest Cover About this cover "Your whole spirit . . . ." The great, mysterious work of the Holy Spirit is in the deep recesses of our being which we cannot reach. Read Psalm 139 . The psalmist implies— "O Lord, You are the God of the early mornings, the God of the late nights, the God of the mountain peaks, and the God of the sea. But, my God, my soul has horizons further away than those of early mornings, deeper darkness than the nights of earth, higher peaks than any mountain peaks, greater depths than any sea in nature. You who are the God of all these, be my God. I cannot reach to the heights or to the depths; there are motives I cannot discover, dreams I cannot realize. My God, search me." Do we believe that God can fortify and protect our thought processes far beyond where we can go? ". . . the blood of Jesus Christ His Son cleanses

I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets the all sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the gir

Why?
Everyone does it. When we get to that point in life where things just suck and are all messed up, we think things can't get any worse. And we always seem to find ourselves asking what will go wrong next. The thing is they always get worse. There is nothing like getting kicked in the teeth when we are down.

Top 10 Unintentionally Worst Urls Ever!
1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name� wait for it� is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company� www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com 9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com 10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure websi

Be My Guest
She appeared to me on a Saturday afternoon in late October. Alone in the apartment, vaguely aware of the whine of a vacuum cleaner in the apartment above, I lazed on the couch, staring up at the ceiling, deliciously preoccupied with the man I felt certain would soon be my lover, thinking not so much about him as about his eyes, hands and mouth, and about how his being in a different department made it o.k. for me to have sex with a professor that old. "Poor dear," her soft, British voice broke into my reverie, "you do need help." Startled [my first thought was to wonder how she had gotten in], I swung my gaze off the drab, paint-flaked ceiling down onto the deep rose and gold figure standing poised and erect at the foot of my couch. Her fine silk skirts, pale kid gloves, lacy cuffs and throat rendered my furniture painfully tacky. Only a roomful of antiques or the very best modern could have stood up to her shimmering elegance. Her sharp, warm eyes regarded me with a mixture of

My Tattoos
I have: Perfectly(right wrist) Flawed(left wrist) celtic knot(upper right shoulder) sun, star, moon(upper left shoulder) broken heart half black(left breast) 3 leaf clover(below belly button Redneck Girl(below belt line) Japanese dragon w/skull & flames(right calf) Devils hand giving thumbs up w/evil carved on the knuckles and smoke curling out(left thigh) Chinese demon(lower left calf) Egyptian Ankh w/tribal(upper left calf) Arch angel micheal holding an angel and someother things meaning no matter how many times I fall there will be someone to catch me(back) Chinese characters sisters of living death for an old friend long gone, meaning no matter how bad things get I will never be alone(lower back) A few crappy ones too. Will be adding to this I am sure

Chill Cherry?
Well I am a mere 12 points away from being a Chill Cherry. I'm not sure I'm ready for this tremendous change. What exactly does this Chill Cherry title entale? Do I have to drink nothing but Shirley Temples from now on? That wouldn't be so bad.

The Big Five...
Big Five Word Test Results Extroversion (32%) moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive. Accommodation (72%) high which suggests you are overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense too often of your own individual development (martyr complex). Orderliness (64%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, neat, structured and restrained at the expense too often of flexibility, variety, spontaneity, and fun. Emotional Stability (35%) moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious. Inquisitiveness (38%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly small minded, traditional, and conventional at the expense of intellectual curiousity, possibility, and progress. Take Free Big Five Word Choice Testpersonality tests by similarminds.com GUESS I NEED TO WORK ON SOME THINGS!

Little Johnny And April!
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teac

Poor Guy!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Elderly Couple
An elderly couple is sitting in church. The woman says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The man turns to her and says, "Well, you can start by changing the battery in your hearing aid."

Pregnancy Advice Column
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs? A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all. Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant? A. Have sex once a year. Q. My blood type is O-positive and my husband's is A-negative. What if my baby is born, say, type AB-positive? A. Then the jig is up. Q. My husband and I are very attractive. I'm sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this? A. Your therapist. Q. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A. With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A. If it's the flu, you'll get better. Q. My brother tells me that since my husband has a big nose, and genes for big noses are dominant, my baby will have a big nose as well. Is this true? A. The odds are greater that your brother will have

Guess My Age
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says happily. A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?" "Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pan

Thinking
A preschool teacher is having a lesson on colors. She has an intuitive curriculum, and wants to get her students thinking. She starts off saying, "I am thinking of a green vegetable. What is it?" A boy says "Brocolli" and the teacher says, "No, it was a green pepper. But it's good to see that you're thinking." Then she says, "I am now thinking of a yellow fruit. What is it?" A girl says "A lemon" and the teacher says, "No, it was a banana, but it's good to see that you're thinking." Dirty Ernie says, "I've got a good one, teach. What's in my pants, is long, hard, and has a pink end?" "ERNIE!!!" shrieks the teacher, "IT BETTER NOT BE WHAT I'M THINKING OF!!!" and Dirty Ernie says, "No, it's a pencil, but it's good to see that you're thinking."

Blonde Joke
A blonde was driving down the street when she heard the radio, saying how stupid blondes where. After hearing all she could, she furioulsy turned off the radio. While driving down the rode she saw a blonde rowing a boat in a corn feild. So apon seeing that she stopped the car and yelled it's from blondes like you that we get the bad reputations. If i could swim i would come out there and drown your ass.

Wonderful Mood
I can't believe what a great mood I am in today. I know part of it is because I got my id back the guy who took it must have tossed it. I didn't get the money back though. I couldn't sleep a wink last night just kept tossing and turning. So what has brought on this mood is unknown to me. Maybe something wonderful will happen today.

My Way
Sid Vicious!! W00t Regrets, I´ve had a few But then again, too few to mention I did, what I had to do And saw it through with out exemption I planned each chartered course Each careful step along the highway And more, much more than this I did it my way There were times, I´m sure you knew When there was fuck fuck fuck-all else to do But through it all, when there was doubt I shot it up or kicked it out I faced the wall and the world And did it my way I've laughed and been a snake I´ve had my fill, my share of losing And now, the tears subside I find it all so amusing To think, I killed a cat And may I say, not in a gay way Oh no, oh no not me I did it my way For what is a brat, what has he got When he wears hats and he cannot Say the things he truly feels But only the words, of one who kneels The record shows, I fucked a bloke And did it my way

Remember
I can't believe this seriously I was really pissed when I found out. Starbucks was written to by a few military personal based overseas telling them how much they liked the coffee and so on. Starbucks would not only not send them any coffee but also told them that Starbucks does not support the war or anyone in it. I am sorry but, you know what no I am not sorry. That is a load of crap. It doesn't matter what part of the war we take, but how can they not support our troops. They are just following orders and to remind so people they have to do what they are told or may go to prison. I among most of the people in the US know someone who is based over seas. Most of us have also felt the grip of sorrow for those that have died over there. There is no reason to not support our troops. They are real people with real lives and real families that miss them. No matter how much they want to come home and no matter how much we just want them to come home, they have to wait. B

Old Poems
Circles of life Circles of life never ending travel far and always amending Seek deep within for truth of the soul knowing always the answer found in the hole dreams shattered and swept to the side travelling on and no place to hide serenity a dream to live though strife travelling on in these circles of life By R. Thomas Dinsmore Missing Love Thinking of you and then comes the pain my tears fall down like a cleansing rain the purity of your love has always been true of all from the past the one I miss most is you my heart it aches without giving a sign that the pain will end, sweet child of mine never have I loved any in that special way sometimes I wish I had let myself stay I knew that your life would be better if I went now in my mind you live free of rent I can't help but think of you all the day through missing the joy that has always been you This pain I will know for the rest of my days I have loved only you and I am stuck in this maze of

Love..
love.. something that is not given, or taken it happens all by itself, unsuspectingly the growth of a heart, the dreams of raindrops falling to your face, every hit a beautiful sensation you could describe the difference in every single one and you build on that beauty, soon you wish for rainy days and forget about the anger of the suns heat love.. never questioned, you know its real when you feel it and you begin to know that there is nothing can take it away when its gone, you lost it all by yourself even though the relationship ended, you should have held on held on to the feeling, and be free with love the feeling is not a gift, not shared, its just there for you to hold on too, the feeling is strong and it will take you through a crazy ride, if you let it if you are strong, the weild of love will bring you to your knees once you let go, you lose it, will you get it back? the next time it isnt easy, your own stubborness scare

Found
I have found........ A world out there A love to share Friends who care Not only me Not only I A place of we A place of us There are other ways to see This is not the only way to be Paths parallel to mine My destination Tomorrow, looking from today Wisdom from yesterday That if you lose everything, you still have everything That if you lose everything, there are greater things at work That if you lose everything, you stand up, do what you have to do to continue That you will get it all back, when you find what it is you are looking for Water Purity A blessing, to my mind and my heart Myself in a fog of thought That I had my eyes closed, and saw light through darkness That the fog was hiding me, from those who wants to harm me That the fog, is a good thing, like the thunderstorm, the power that lies within it can help you heightened your senses, and find a better understanding that touche

The Iona Fragment
Suzanne L. Neeley: A Work of Satire (No kidding!) for Irish American Heritage. Press Release The Iona Fragment April 11, 2005 For immediate publication It was announced today by the Iona Historical Society for the Preservation of Rocks and Stones Used In Monastery Buildings, that a very unusual manuscript has been found in what was formerly the outhouse of the Iona Monastery, Island of Iona. The document dates to the very early 13th century and is a hitherto unknown diary of sorts, written by a monk of the monastery. It is illuminated in the classic Iona style, recalling the Book of Kells, and it appears to be a collection of personal journal entries. A very exciting find, this manuscript proves that the formerly published 9th century medieval poem, “Pangur Ban” was well known throughout the British islands since the monk who wrote the diary, includes it in one entry. We reproduce here, a few choice selections of the text, translated into English by the Society for

Feelings
How I want to cry You will never know the reason why Oh, how my heart aches so When you say you have to go In my soul there is an ache At this moment my heart breaks Not being able to hear your voice Knowing that we have no choice Before you go one last kiss For you I shall deeply miss

There's A Miracle Called Friendship.
There's a miracle called Friendship That dwells within the heart You don't know how it happens Or when it gets it's start But you know that special lift It always brings And you realize that Friendship Is God's most precious gift!

My X Gf
Ok some of you know this storie and some dont so here it is for you all who dont. Friday night 1/12/07 me and a friend of mine went out. We went to see my buddie from high school in his band. They are getting big and famous. So after that we went downtown and have a few drinks. Then after we got bored there we went to the plex a cool bar. After being there for a while we went to the bathroom, and when i waled out guess who i saw, my X. I was like great here comes the shit now and boy was i right. She got all up in my face yelling at me and talking shit about my friend and me and i just let it go and went past her. Went to the bar got another drink and so did my friend. She came up to me trying to kiss me and get me back. I do love the girl and god i wanted her cause she looked so freakin hot. I held her back and told her she needed to leave me and my friend alone and then after that she punched me in the face and 3 bouncers carried her ass out and banned her from the place for life. Co

Seize The Day
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry These streets we traveled on will undergo our same lost past I found you here, now please just stay for a while I can move on with you around I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever? I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture) Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over Newborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in No longer needed here so where do we go? Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death? But girl, what if there is no eternal

Types Of Vampyres
Types of vampyres Basically there are only 2 main ones: Blood vampyres and psychic vampyres. The former of course feed on blood, the latter on emotions and life energy of others. I know that for inexperienced people the idea of the second type is more interesting, but trust me, there are some things to say about the blood vampyres as well. So before you scroll down, let me devote the next paragraph to the blood vampyres. Blood vampyres are quite diverse, I might say. Some experience a constant longing for blood, others crave it but can exist without it. There is also a human medical condition where the victims, although not vampyres, become very bloodthirsty indeed. From what I gathered online, most vampyres prefer to cut the victim/volunteer with a blade, rather than biting them. I've heard various explanations for that as well, from the mouth being too filthy to simply avoiding the pain to an obsession with cold steel. But all blood vampyres share a common "trait": t

Interesting
I hear your voice carried on the breeze Silent sweet melody puts me at ease Listening to the spirit that calls from within Wondering if love is ever a sin Now that I have found you no other can be I am so lost in you your all I can see You fill me and are that missing peace You’re the only one who can this soul release I soar upon clouds at the sound of your voice I seek you out for I have no other choice I am drawn to you as a moth to the flame I live for the melody of your sweet name I feel you I think you inside my skin There is a joining beyond flesh’s sin You are that one I sought through all time The rapture of love living ever sublime Perfection in all that I ever had dreamed The one I would kill for and die if so deemed The hand of god is seen in the working of things I will wait another life time and accept all it brings For I will never be whole till I hold you near My muse and mentor the one I hold dear By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Medical Problem
So as much as some of you could care less but since I don't have anything to hide, I found out this weekend that I have blood clots in my legs. I've had one for a while that hasn't done anything yet and one burst earlier this week causing severe bruising. Before you start feeling sorry for me I've done some treatments and have minimized all effects. Just thought I would share with my friends the things that happen in my life.

Getting Married In Florida
Subject: Getting married in FL Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we! do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "A

This Bike Is Perfect!
This is supposedly an actual ad... 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 $10,000 Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006 This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult-ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a Loving wife. Apparently, "Do whatever the Hell you want," doesn't mean what I thought it did

Vt Towns Urged To Pass Impeachment --citizens Petition
VT Towns Urged to Pass Impeachment --Citizens Petition to Have Resolutions Ousting Bush Placed On Town Meeting Agendas 14 Jan 2007 Dan DeWalt, a member of his town Select Board, got a meeting to vote last year to support a call for Congress to impeach President [sic] Bush. He said this year people in 50 Vermont towns are circulating petitions to get the question before voters at Town Meeting, the first Tuesday in March. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/14/politics/main2359099.shtml

You { Kalvin Jones }
Thoughts of you cross my mind Every second that we’re apart I know that you’re the one for me I knew it from the start I dream about your smile In the midst of a busy day And thank my lucky stars For sending you my way My days are so much brighter Since you came into my life I see a world of beauty Each time I look into your eyes You bring out the best in me You keep me standing tall I’ve never been this happy Till you freed my heart and soul I think you are amazing The best there ever could be With no doubt I can tell That you’re the only one for me Everything you’ve done for me I can never ever forget Any second that I have spent with you I will never regret You gave me a reason To have faith in the Lord above And I’ll be forever grateful For you and your precious love.. Don't let doubts lose the magic of love, because it's not everyday you meet someone who has the magic to let you fall in love! I was afraid of love, I thought love took time, like a fi

Alabama-the Closer You Get-to My Fireman Love You
The closer you get, the further I fall. Ill be over the edge now in no time at all. Im falling faster and faster and faster with no time to stall. The closer you get, the further I fall. The things that you say to me, the look on your face, brings out the man in Me. Do I see a trace in your eyes of love? Chorus Could I be dreamin? Is this really real? cause theres something magic the way that I feel in your arms tonight. Chorus Keep fallin, oh, yeah, yeah, keep fallin, mm, fallin, oh, yeah, yeah, im Fallin. Yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. Yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. Yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin.

Some Rambling From An Insane Poet,don't Ya Know It
tagfantasy.com "a metal chastity belt is not a chew toy" in days of old,thy story's told; about thine kings,and what thee would do... if thy happen upon, a lovely fair maiden; thou damned ole king,did thoust screw you..... before thoust story begins,thy story must end, withst thee holding, much of a grudge; thou does curse the gods, of metal workings, for thine chastity belt,that wouldn't budge.... thy shall visit ye ole town dentist, come first light; of ....the new moon; thy hast nay chewed so much metal, but thoust next time, will bringeth thine locksmith or thine spoon.........

Another Oneeee
1) What side of the heart do you draw first? right 2) Can you dive without plugging your nose? yes 3) What color is your razor? silver 4) What is your blood-type? i don't remember.. i think A negative 5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? hmm.. Anna!.. rawrrrr 7) How do you feel about carrots? CARROTS rock!! 8) How many chairs at the dining room table? 4 9) Which is the best Spice Girl? o.O Rofl!! if i had to choose.. sporty was my favorite.. >.> 10) Do you know what time it is? 5:29pm 12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? depends on who's stuck with me lol/ if i was stuck by myself, probably sleep 13) What's your favorite kind of gum? sugarless - the rest hurts my teeth 14) T or F: All's fair in love and war? False 15) Do you have a crush on anyone? yes 16) Do you use words that you don't know the meaning to? sometimes... 17) Do you like to sleep? yarly 18) Do you know which US states don't use

71 Things
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? the last person i actually kissed was april.. and fuck no. 2. What song describes your relationship status? oh wow.. um.. i read this the first time the other day, and 'melt the sugar' popped to mind, so i'ma stick with that 3. How much does your dog weigh? i have a mouse..? 4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee? usually the breakee.. 5. Ever waxed your legs? o.O no 6. Earrings or necklaces? necklaces 7. Who have you talked to most today? Anna 10. Color of your shirt? gray 11. How many years have you taken a language? if you consider Choir a language.. then a year and a half 12. Who's on speed dial 2? i dont use speed dial 13. What color is your background on your computer mainly? blackish and shades of blue.. it's the night sky over the ocean with a full moon 14. Do you wish on 11:11? when i catch it 15. Good advice if you ever go camping? don't drink water from a river *gag

For All Those Fathers.......
Father Knows Best....... A young boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut." The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair." To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere

How Is Your Soul?
How is your soul? [pics] Your soul is broken.You are living through a lot of pain everyday that you have to deal with, which is making you sorrowful. No one ever stays by your side when you truly need them and no one ever will. Everything is hopeless and tragic and you keep yearning for the day you will be free from pain. Love is unlikely to happen to you because you isolate yourself and are suspicious of peoples motives. You stand in the shadows of the world, watching what you can never have. The bruises you carry never seems to heal, your mind is dark and no one seems to understand or wants to help. As always, you will be alone in the world, fighting your dark thoughts by yourself.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Have Fun!
Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth Date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 2 + 0 = 2 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example. ..1 THE ORIGINATOR ..2 THE PEACEMAKER ..3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY ..4 THE CONSERVATIVE ..5 THE NONCONFORMIST ..6 THE ROMANTIC ..7 THE INTELLECTUAL ..8 THE BIG SHOT ..9 THE PERFORMER ================================================= .. 1 - THE ORIGINATOR 1's are originals. Coming up w

Signs You Are Living In The 21st Century
You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor this year. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't

Facts Part 2
Fact 2 : Lust. All you humans think about is sex. Even when your not outwardly thinking about it, inwardly you are..A male and female of your species can't be just friends...some where sex is in the back of your minds. You claim to be above the animals of this world, your not..your worse..you kill each other for sex..you let sex control your lives...try this..sleep next to someone of the other sex..naked...8 hours of sleep time...not one of you can truthfully say you got a good nights sleep. not one of you can say you didn't think about making a move or having a move made on you by the other person..You sicken me!!! I can do that, I have done that!! it's called TRUST!! I'm not thinking I've got a naked woman beside me..I'm thinking I've got a woman who trusts me laying next to me, or whom I trust next to me..sex did not enter my mind..and I slept good that night..you humans can't do that. I DARE YOU TO TRY!!! I know my facts about you humans are hitting home due to the lack of respon

Tears Of Fire
Tears of fire are scorching my soul as my heart weeps How do I open up in a way others will find acceptable My soul screams as tears of fire lick my heart Dreams fears passions all locked up inside terrified to be fully seen My soul searches for love and acceptance but is always found unworthy I'm pleading for love I'm praying for acceptance My heart and soul cry tears of fire

Average Joe 2 Is Open!
COntest Starts Today 1/17/06 @ 12:00 EST and will end on Sunday 1/21/07 @12:00 EST Contest will be by comments. Please rate their pics in the event of a tie the contestant with more rates will ultimately win. You may comment yourself. My only rule is NO SHOUTBOX SPAM. You can do stickies/blogs/comments/bulletins. First Prize will be a Cherry Blast. 2nd and 3rd place will also receive a nice gift from me. And everyone will receive something for participating. Good Luck guys! This bulletin will be stickied for 24 hours so feel free to repost or comment on it. You can ask ppl to vote for you in this bulletin if you wish. xoxo Immortal Love Create Your Glitter Text Here are the CT Average Joe 2 Contestants! Papajack Druid254 Gods Dream Kodiac GhostlyJer joshtexan00 Angel Of Death draven427

What Tree Are You?
FIRST FIND YOUR BIRTHDAY AND THEN FIND YOUR TREE . THIS IS REALLY COOL AND SOMEWHAT ACCURATE , ALSO IN LINE WITH CELTIC ASTROLOGY. Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 - mPoplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree Jul 26

If You Cant Be.....
HONEST......PLS. DONT WAIST MY TIME..... (FOR ALL THOSE WHO DONT KNOW THE MEANING....OR EXAMPLES OF....HERE'S TO YOU !!!) Almost any difficulty will move in the face of honesty. When I am honest I never feel stupid. And when I am honest I am automatically humble. Be sincere and true to your word, serious and careful in your actions ; and you will get along even among barbarians, But if you are not sincere and untrustworthy in your speech, frivolous and careless in your actions, how will you get along even among your own neighbors? When stand, see these principles in front of you; in your carriage see them on the yoke. Then you may be sure to get along. Deal honestly and objectively with yourself; intellectual honesty and personal courage are the hallmarks of great character. Don't worry so much about your self-esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is its own reward. Every man should make up his own mind that if he expect to succeed, he must give an ho

What Color Is Your Passion?
Once again, my favorite color! Your Passion is Purple! You've got a ton of passion, but you don't always wear it on your sleeve. If something truly excites you, you let your inner intensity shine through. But otherwise, your passion tends to morph into energy ... which you never lack. You're a balanced woman, knowing when to turn on the fire in your heart. What Color is Your Passion?

Coin Operated Boy
"coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy ...who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore ...i will never cry at night again wrap my arms around him and pretend ...and if i had a star to wish on for my life i cant imagine any flesh and blood could be his match ...coin operated boy he may not be real experienced with girls but i know he feels like a boy should feel isnt that the point that is why i want a coin operated boy with his pretty coin operated voice saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me straight and to the point that is why i want a coin operated boy." I was in a relationship for 8 months, practically married, but for only about 3 of those months did I feel like I was with someone. There was nothing there, no passion, no fire, no fun. It's not that I didn't love, I just didn't understand why I should love him.

The Ultimate Truth!
1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 2.To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. 3. The road to success….. … is always under construction. 4. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. 5. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it. 6. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. 7. Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. 8. Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works. 9. 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. 10. As soon as you mention something…if it is good, it is taken…If it is bad, it happens. 11. He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule. 12. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late. 13. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rat

You Don't Know Jack Schitt.
Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation: Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as: Noe Shitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chick

A Interesting Quiz
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

Women And Men The Unknown
I was just curious if anyone has the answer as to why women tend to push men to their limits. Then when the man gets angry the woman says to leave and the man does, the woman realizes she has made a mistake. Maybe it is not the woman who actually starts the problem, maybe it's because most men don't like to communicate. I don't know but I wonder if men run scared afraid of commitment or women push afraid of being left in the dust. After bein married and divorced and having security then having to start all over I believe you tend to be a bit more scared. I not only have myself to worry about but also these 3 beautiful kids and I don't want them hurting. Maybe when you tell someone something thinking that you are doing what is best, it is whats best. I guess you just have to let a dead dog lie. I'll talk to yall later maybe when I'm not rambling on and on about nonsense, lol!!!

We Think We Are Irreplacable
I heard this song on the radio how we as humans think that we are irreplaceable or maybe we make ourselves think that people are so easy to replace. But I know that there is a person in my life who thinks he is irreplaceable, but he is if he could only be honest with people but he can't even be honest with himself that he is seeing others, if he wanted to see others beside me then he should have been honest but he got caught and still denies he has been with or met any other women since he and I have been "together" To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet that's my stuff - Yes If I bought it nigga please don't touch And keep talking that mess, that's fine But could you walk and talk at the same time And It's my mine name that is on that Jag So remove your bags let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard telling me How I'm such a fool - Talking about How I'll never ever find a

Enrique Iglesias - Hero Lyrics
Enrique Iglesias - Hero Lyrics (Whispered) Let me be your hero Would you dance if I asked you to dance? Would you run and never look back Would you cry if you saw me crying Would you save my soul tonight? Would you tremble if I touched your lips? Would you laugh oh please tell me these Now would you die for the one you love? Hold me in your arms tonight? (Chorus) I can be you hero baby I can kiss away the pain I will stand by you forever You can take my breath away Would you swear that you'll always be mine? Would you lie would you run away Am I in to deep? Have I lost my mind? I don't care you're here tonight Chorus I just want to hold you (2x) Am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind? Well I don't care you're here tonight Chorus (2x) You can take my breath my breath away I can be your hero

Exile-kiss You All Over(mmm Sounds Nice Lol)
When I get home, babe Gonna light your fire All day, I've been thinkin' about you, babe You're my one desire Gonna wrap my arms around you Hold you close to me Oh, babe, I wanna taste your lips I wanna fill your fantasy, yeah I don't what I'd do without you, babe Don't know where I'd be You're not just another lover No, you're everything to me Everytime I'm with you, baby I can't believe it's true When you're layin' in my arms And you do the things you do You can see it in my eyes I can feel it in your touch You don't have to say a thing Just let me show how much Love you, need you, yeah I wanna kiss you all over And over again I wanna kiss you all over Till the night closes in Till the night closes in Stay with me, lay with me Holding me, loving me, baby Here with me, near with me Feeling you close to me, baby So show me, show me ev'rything you do 'Cause baby, no one does it quite like you Love you, need you, oh babe I wanna kiss yo

Guarded
Guarding yourself from the love of another Left you with nothing tonight Why does it sound like the devil is laughing Leaving me haunted tonight You did decide Now I want you, when you're gone, and now it's like You're holding something just in front of me Well then, I can't allow this to become another One of those times that I'm left in the cold, dead There's no compromise Just another tie I know I need to sever Guarding yourself from the love of another Left you with nothing tonight Why does it sound like the devil is laughing Leaving me haunted tonight You did decide Ever haunted, by the trappings of this life Sweet redemption, just in front of me Well now, it seems once again that I've lost another One of the one's that have broke through the wall Damned Fate won't compromise I have sold my soul, And now the devil's laughing You did decide You were bold and strong, and ready to begin your life All for nothing, you were sacrificed You began alone

Grainne
(note to self: look in bureau in the garage for sheet music.) It’s been a hundred years an age has passed Since you sailed…. I look for you on every ship… If you could read my mind, It’s autumn in Ireland and all I touch is the sea rain. Reach for a shooting star and I wake shivering. Your kiss wakes me and I reach far… In the dark And love’s fine arrow is quivering…. I only touch the sea rain….. Bridge : I touch the sea rain….. The gulls cry and the world dies. Nothing so deep as your eyes, And nothing to hold me here and I rise To meet you…. you could read my mind, It’s autumn in Ireland …and I touch the sea rain. I reach for a shooting star and I wake shivering. Your kiss wakes me and I reach far… In the dark And the love’s fine arrow is quivering…. I only touch the sea rain. It’s autumn in Ireland…. I touch the sea rain…

Irritation
Ok, let's get one thing clear: I love the fact that my hubby has a job. Means there's money coming in, bills are being paid, etc. However, when I'm stuck in town with absolutely nothing to do, it kills me. He went to work at 5 this afternoon, and he won't be off work until about 1 in the morning. So, since it's 9:30, I've got a while to go before he gets off work so I can go get him. And I've got Michael, our son, so I can't just go out and kill time somewhere because he's too tiny. Plus, I've got no money. Err. I was hoping to watch disc 6 of Invader Zim tonight, but my bros lost it, so I'm S.O.L. there. I can't even rent a movie because the late fee is so much that they won't let me rent anything anyway. So I'm pretty much just waiting until my mom has to go to bed, and then I'm going back to the house to lay there until it's time. I'm just prayng that Michael sleeps at least most of the night so I can get a decent night's sleep. I'm just so damned tired...

Roller - Goodwyn (jerry Needs By Friday)
(Give to Jerry before next week) E5 0 2 2 x x x A5 5 7 7 x x x E5VII x 7 9 9 x x D5 x 5 7 7 x x F#5 2 4 4 x x x G5 3 5 5 x x x G#5 4 6 6 x x x Bb5 6 8 8 x x x B5 7 9 9 x x x Gtr I (E A D G B E) - 'Distortion Guitar' Gtr II (E A D G B E) - 'Overdriven Guitar' Gtr III (E A D G B E) - 'Overdriven Guitar' Gtr IV (E A D G B E) - 'Overdriven Guitar' Intro Q=207 E5 12/8 Gtr I W. Q Q W W. | / Gtr II |--3--| |-3-| |-3-| W H Q E E E E E Q E E E E E Q E E E E E E E E E E E |----------------|-----------------------------|------------------------------| |----------------|-----------------------------|------------------------------| |----------------|-----------------------------|--------------------2---------| |----------------|----------------2--2---------|-2---2---------0-/4-------

Quotes
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. Guard your roving thoughts with a jealous care, for speech is but the dialer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts. No man ever got very high by pulling other people down. The intelligent merchant does not knock his competitors. The sensible worker does not work those who work with him. Don't knock your friends. Don't knock your enemies. Don't knock yourself.

You Voted For Bush? Are You Crazy?
New Haven, Conn.- A new study has found a direct link between mental illnesses and support for President Bush. According to a review of psychiatric outpatients in Connecticut, the more psychotic the voter, the more likely they were to vote for Bush in 2004. "Our study shows that psychotic patients prefer an authoritative leader," says researcher Christopher Lohse. "If your world is very mixed up, there's something very comfortable about someone telling you, "This is how it's going to be.'"

Kpd Bound
I have been waiting a long time to start a career that I can be happy about and now that wait is finally over. I start a wonderful career with Knoxville Police Department (KPD). I will be training to become an officer for about 26 weeks then be on the road with another officer for another 16 weeks. When I pass that I will be assigned my own police car ans route. Thanks to everyone who believed in me I will be keeping ya'll updated!!!

With Honor
If I have to be your best friend, if that's all that I can get, then I'll take the job with honor, I'll be the best one yet. I'll offer you my shoulder, I'll show you how I care, I'll be there when you need me, I'm not going anywhere. If I have to be your best friend, the one who hears you cry, then I'll take the job with honor, I'll take the job with pride. My love for you grows stronger then you will ever know, but for you to ever love me I'll have to let you go. You need time to find your purpose, you need time to sort you thoughts. but when the course has ended, and the race is finally run. Remember it was your best friend who has loved you 'till the end.

I Don't Beleive In Good Byes
I keep rollin' it over and over All the things I want to say I'll never quit, give up, or forget you My love will stand in the way Chorus Cause I don't believe in goodbye And I believe it takes time To build something strong, it won't take long For you to believe in me, just look in my eyes I don't believe in goodbye Where love goes we must follow And let our hearts lead the way We'll be the last of the true believers First in love and last to stay Chorus I don't believe in goodbye And I believe it takes time To build something strong It won't take long for you to believe in me Just look in my eyes I don't believe in goodbye I don't believe in goodbye I don't believe in goodbye I don't believe in goodbye

Will I Ever Know??
For the pass few years i have experience love. post to be one of the best feeling there is ,but when you lose it. it fucking hurts like hell. Then you are searching for it again cause you miss that feeling the comfort the kisses and so on and i find it again 8 mths ago it was like love at first site that has never happened to me before i am hard chick to deal with when it comes to opening up and to express my feeling to someone, but with him i don't know why something always tell me to go back to him and again and most of the time he pushed me away and i just kept comign to him . ME and him been to though hell and back this year, i was a pyscho bitch i must say over this dude and it got me nowhere. But living in sin for the rest of my life, would that have changed anything if i didn't do it??? did you ever really loved me??? questions i will probably never know.. But one thing baby you will always be remember by me and just remember i loved you... Friends i hope

Alice Got Fucked In Wonderland
ALICE GOT FUCKED IN WONDERLAND WARNING: THIS IS NOT DISNEY’S RENDITION!!!! We start our story off it is a sunny day ( as usual in this shit) anyways. We find Alice reading Helter Skelter eating Chop Suey. Alice feels around and finds two bars of X hidden away in a plastic baggie hidden in her panties so a fucking PIG wouldn’t find her little stash, because she knew that pigs couldn’t touch her sweet pussy! As her X started to kick in it looked as if the grass was turning into needles. She soon saw multicolored aerials so she followed them. The only thing she couldn’t figure out was why she started to have this monstrous ORGASM!!! Pink headed and drugged wearing her Catholic school girl uniform she walks on and finds a psycho rambling on about a white rabbit chasing the white pony it left her clueless. She walked on a little further and laid down she started to play with that sweet pussy she felt the need to after all it is like science it just h

Impact
Impact* you see me coming torward with out bothering to say a word taking your hands slowly in mine making our fingers entwine kissing on the palms of your hands licking each finger slowly taunting, tasting teasing more on your feet, i pull you kissing quickly your collarbone feeling the pressure of my body you lean down to lovingly kiss my forehead, producing a half smile on my lips, but only for a second suddenly i am pulling you with me as we reach the threshold of the bathroom i dart my hand towards your waistline the chill of my cold hands on your warm flesh causes refreshing sensations to crawl down your spine i glide my hands gently and slowly towards your chest taking pleasure in feeling your nipples harden, and become erect from my touch i lift your shirt up and off of you surrounding your nipple with my lips teasingly licking it with my tongue hardly biting it with my t with my teeth suckin

Give And Take { Karulvinth For Life }
Take my hand And walk with me Through endless life A world to see Give your dreams Your thoughts laid bare And feel the love I long to share Bring your soul A love entwined A twist of fate Two lives combined Take my heart It's in your care I'll take yours too If you will share Give your pain I'll take it all And keep you safe To never fall Bring your love And I'll bring mine We'll test our will To conquer time. I want you to get swept away. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture, dance like a dervish. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.

Oh Well...
I have moved on my own and now don't have internet...hopefully I will soon..thanks everyone for all your support...I will check messages daily at school but that is all I can do..maybe one week or so ok...love everyone...please leave me messages... redmex shelia

Who Knows.....
I SIT HERE THINKING ABOUT MY LIFE AND WONDERING WHERE I WENT WRONG.WHAT WRONG TURN DID I MAKE.AM I SUCH A BAD PERSON OR SOMEHOW DO I NOT FIT IN THIS WORLD?WHAT DOES GOD WANT FROM ME?SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED TO ME IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME..OVER AND OVER AND OVER..IN SUCH A SHORT TIME AGAIN MY LIFE HAS CHANGED DRASTICALLY.ONE THING AFTER THE OTHER.IT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE SOMEONE CRAZY.THE SAD THING IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT I DO , HOW I ACT OR WHAT I SAY THINGS JUST DONT SEEM TO GET ANY BETTER.THEY CONTINUE TO GET WORSE.IT'S IF I AM CURSED.WHAT IS MY PURPOSE ... WHAT IS IT? I STILL CANT FIGURE IT OUT .RIGHT NOW I DONT EVEN CARE TO KNOW.I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL.I AM NUMB TO THE POINT WHERE IF I WAS HIT BY A BUS OR SOMETHING OF OTHER IT WILL BE A GOD SENT.MAYBE TO YOU IT SOUNDS DUMB BUT FOR ME RIGHT NOW IT SOUNDS GREAT.SO MANY TIMES I WAS NEAR DEATH AND WHY AM I STILL HERE ?I AM SO TIRED AND I FEEL LIKE GIVING UP ON LIFE AND JUST CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.I AM SO WEAK AND TIRED OF FIGHTING.FOR WHAT DAMM I

Trisha Yearwood- Walkaway Joe Lyrics
WALKAWAY JOE LYRICS ( Momma told her baby, girl take it real slow Girl told her momma hey I really gotta go He’s waitin’ in the car Momma said girl you won’t get far Thus are the dreams of an average jane Ninety miles an hour down a lovers lane On a tank of dreams Oh if she could’ve only seen But fate’s got cards that it don’t want to show And that boy’s just A walkaway joe Born to be a leaver Tell you from the word go, destined to deceive her He’s a wrong kinda paradise She’s gonna know it in a matter of time That boy’s just a walkaway joe Now just a little while into abilene Pulls into a station and he robs it clean She’s waitin’ in the car Underneath the texaco star She only wanted love didn’t bargain for this She can’t help but love him for the way he is She’s only seventeen And there ain’t no reasoning So she’ll ride this ride as far as it can go Cause that boy’s just A walkaway joe Born to be a leaver Tell you from the word go, destined to d

Collide
I thought I had posted these lyrics once before. I guess not though, since I couldn't find them in my blog. "Collide" The dawn is breaking A light shining through You're barely waking And I'm tangled up in you Yeah I'm open, you're closed Where I follow, you'll go I worry I won't see your face Light up again Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind I somehow find You and I collide I'm quiet you know You make a first impression I've found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind Even the best fall down sometimes Even the stars refuse to shine Out of the back you fall in time I somehow find You and I collide Don't stop here I lost my place I'm close behind Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills your mind You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide ~Su

I Dont Know
You take away I feel the same You take away I feel the same All the promises you made to me you made in vain I lost myself inside your tainted smile again Cause you can feel my ANGER You can feel my pain You can feel my torment Driving me insane I can't fight these feelings they will bring you pain You can't take away Make me whole again I feel betrayed Stuck in your ways And you rip me apart With the brutal things you say I can't deal with shit anymore I just look away Cause you can feel my ANGER You can feel my pain You can feel my torment Driving me insane I can't fight these feelings they bring only pain You can't take away Make me whole again

Tattered And Torn
Tattered and Torn That's where my soul is worn Tattered and Torn That's when I was born Tattered and Torn I broke away from me Tattered and Torn I knocked me to my knees Tattered and Torn I drink my own cells Tattered and Torn A decomposing well Tattered and Torn Roaches in my head Tattered and Torn I become the living dead Tattered and Torn Tearing myself apart from the things that make me hurt

Dude....ew.
okay so i'm dressed up cause it's thursday and everyone is making me blush with the nice stuff they're saying. but some jackass i don't like who's married keeps making comments is gonna get my four inch heels up his ass. *shudders*

Cherry?
hey yall I was sorta wondering if yall could help me become a new Cherry I only need 12 more Cherry pointss to go so if you could that'll be great and i'll buy yall a drink when i get more thatn 69cherry bucks thanks yall CallieJane

Week 38
- The good news: Montoya and the Question have made it to Tibet. The bad news: Tibet is freaking huge, and Renee has no idea where she’s going. - On Oolong Island, Will Magnus has reverted to his old mad scientist ways, preparing the Plutonium Man with only cold beans as his fuel. Magnus, T.O. Morrow, Veronica Cale, Dr. Sivana and Chang Tzu soon gather in the main lab to watch the unveiling of the Four Horsemen of Apokolips. One small catch—only three come out. - Steel and a number of the Teen Titans are furiously at work trying to find scientific evidence to pin Lex Luthor to the so-called “Rain of the Supermen” incident. Suddenly, the group is approached by a tiny insect droid created by Natasha (way to finally use those science skills, kid!), who lets them know that the niece of Steel has finally swapped sides and is at work gathering anti-Luthor evidence from the inside - After days of wandering about the country and into the mountains, Montoya is at the end of her rope tr

Another Day..............
Every once in awhile you have one of those award winning days or weeks depending on how much life is enjoying making you miserable. It would seem that I have been life's little rag doll for sometime. Now normally I would throw my hands up in disgust and say a few colorful phrases before resorting back to my fairly shy self. But these past few weeks have been so bad that it has now become rather funny in a rather sick demented way. I am amazed at the human ability to crawl out of whatever hole life has tossed it into and ask for more. Anyway my rambling aside here is a small recap. There was a incident with my youngest daughter and neighborhood girl we had taken in last weekend. Alcohol seemed to play a big roll in the recklessness of these two causing one to be admited into the hospital and the other to be put into another placement. Now I am furious with the two of these girls for the obvious reasons as well as a few I cant bring myself to say at the moment. But in the end th

Heartbeats
Fingers tracing, tickling, teasing, Hot breath exploring soft blushing skin, Urgent usherings through new folds uncovered by subtle moans and seductive moves. Tasting love, testing Love, discovering... GASPS! Heartbeat, hot breath, quivering lips, Glistening baubles of feminine mystique, Trembling 'neath touches of male desire, Presure in rhythm brings writhing and giggling, Dividing the covers with sweet scents of love. Nibbling with lips and teasing with tongue, That blow the world and it's woes far away Blowing, blinding, tickling, pleasing. Darkest of night, starkest of day.

Tossin' Back A Couple O' Cold Ones...
Last night, karaoke night...another wild one. There is something to be said about being popular, it's not really all it's cracked up to be because this definitely puts you in the whole "can't please everyone" boat. It gets so busy most weekends that newbies are pretty much shut out by my regulars and they are many. Unless a newbie comes in with a regular, they are rarely encouraged to stay by the sheer fact that they can see that the line to sidle up and sing is pretty long, they have to ask themselves, is it worth the wait? But, it's nice that I have a couple of small groups that actually have to travel to see me. One group from the other side of town (45 min away) and another group actually comes all the way from Wyoming (to CO) to sing karaoke with me! I'm nursing a bit of a hangover (just a headache) due to the fact that I got gifted two coronas and the equivalent of four shots. Sadly, I just barely touched tipsy and was no where near the neighborhood of drunk. To

Just Rambling Or Past Life ?
Being someone who is different than the ordianry girl . I was 5 laying under my bed , with my dollies. Mother would ask me about why I was under there playing , telling her I was playing house , she would leave my room. Laying under my bed in the dark , daydreaming of the man I was to be with. He was also different than the typical everday husband. He was dark and fearless , He would claim her , for her to be much more than a wife. He would train her to his needs , and she would happily oblige his wishes. Punishing her when she did anger him . For me it was Ken and Barbie , this was to always be. He would touch with his gentle hands and our souls one, and I would my passion to his, He would violate her mind , her body. He would have this greedy hunger to taste and feel her beuty. She kneeling before him , in the presence of others as well Her body aching , and with just a glance from him she allready knew what his thoughts contained , weather it was approval , disapproval , hunger

Cowboys And Lesbians
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

I Walk The Line
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line I find it very, very easy to be true I find myself alone when each day is through Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you Because you're mine, I walk the line As sure as night is dark and day is light I keep you on my mind both day and night And happiness I've known proves that it's right Because you're mine, I walk the line You've got a way to keep me on your side You give me cause for love that I can't hide For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide Because you're mine, I walk the line I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line

Bill Would Nip Microchips In Humans
Scripps Howard News Service | January 28, 2007 ALAN GATHRIGHT DENVER -- For years, people have been implanting tiny microchips under their pet's skin so that if Rover's collar slips off, there's still a way to find him if he wanders away. Now a state lawmaker has added a twist to that concept with a bill that would make it a misdemeanor for anyone to require two-legged critters to have a microchip implanted under their skin. Under the bill, employers could not track workers' movements, for example. Democratic Rep. Mary Hodge said she introduced it as a "proactive measure" at the urging of Adams County's head librarian. He fears that "microchipping" people could become the next Big Brother tactic of a federal government whose use of warrantless telephone eavesdropping and the Patriot Act in the war on terror has alarmed civil libertarians. The bill is cracking up some Capitol pols. "Is this a problem? Do we have gangs of post-apocalyptic 'Terminator'-style cyb

If You Cut Me...
If you cut me, do I not bleed? And scream like a little school girl and call the cops and then a lawyer and then sue your sorry buttocks right into PMTIA prison? Damn skippy I do. Except the school girl part. That's not how I scream.

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Now this blouse she was wearing tonight was already tight enough to show off her beautiful breasts but, now to undo the button right above her cleavage caused her breasts to jiggle just abit as she did. This brought a teasing smile to her face as she noticed his stare to glance towards her breasts as the jiggled so slightly. Now this raised his excitement even more. He carefully brought his chair closer to her's so that they would be closer. At this point thier food arrived as he picked up her glasses of wine and offered it to her where, while he was still holding her glass she took a sip of wine. Now she thought to herself that this would tease him abit more as she let him give her a drink of wine. They both loved the attention that each other was sharing. After the waiter had finished placing thier food down and left she returned his favor of the drink by grabing his fork putting some food on it and offered it to him as she was feeding him. He too took her offer lovingly. Now s

Pissy
I CANT STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE SIT THERE AND SAY THAT THEY WISH THEY WAS NEAR ME AND THEY ARE THANKFUL TO FIND SOMEONE LIKE ME BUT YET BLOW ME OFF FOR SOME ONE WHO IS WAY UGLIER THAN I AM AND WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT THEIR FACE SMUSHED IN FROM TREAD MARKS....WHAT A FUCKTARD BASTARD HE KNOWS DEFF. WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT TOO!

Rcmp
A Mountie pulled a car over on the Trans Canada about 2 >miles east of Sydney N.S.. >. When the Mountie asked the driver why he was speeding, the >driver answered > that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to >New Waterford N.S. > to do a show that night at the local Hospital and he didn't >want to be late. > > The Mountie told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, >and if the driver > would do a little juggling act for him then he wouldn't give >him a ticket. > The driver told the Mountie that he had sent all of his >equipment on > ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. > > The Mountie told him that he had some flares in the trunk of >his patrol car > and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he >could, > so the Mountie got three flares, lit them ;and handed them to >the juggler. > > While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in >behind the patrol car. > A drunk, good old boy, driving through fr

Beverage
I've never had a drink. Let me qualify that. I've never had an alcoholic beverage. Not on purpose anyway. Once, during a break at a show at the Bayou (they are a parking lot now, so I need not worry about offending them) the bartender gave me some sort of messed up Shirley Temple. It made my mouth feel funky. So I gave it to our lead singer. He liked drugs and alcohol. I wonder if he's dead.

Weird News....
Bangor, Maine - Some nudists who have been renting the Old Town Bowling Center for private parties don’t appear to be breaking any laws or ordinances, but they are having fun candlepin bowling and playing pool. "Hey, you can’t go skinny-dipping at this time of year," said Hessa, who organized the events and wanted to be identified only by her first name. "I have absolutely no problem with it, and I hope nobody else does," Charles "Chip" Carson, the center’s owner, said Monday. "They just happen to like having a good time without their clothes on." "Evidently, there’s nothing in our ordinances," City Clerk Patty Brochu said. Nudity falls under a business’ special amusement permit, which the bowling center isn’t required to have. Because the events are private parties where people must RSVP and be placed on a list to enter, it’s not necessary to obtain such a permit. "Everybody’s laughed at it, to be honest with you," said the owner. "These people are the cleanest people t

~~all About Coach Bear Bryant~~
> Forget the school - just read the story!!!! > At a TD Club meeting many years before his death, Coach Paul "Bear" > Bryant told the following story, which was typical of the way he > operated. > > I had just been named the new head coach at Alabama and was off in my old > car down in South Alabama recruiting a prospect who was supposed to have > been a pretty good player and I was 'havin' trouble finding the place. > > Getting hungry I spied an old cinder block building with a small sign out > front that simply said "Restaurant." > > I pull up, go in and every head in the place turns to stare at me. Seems > I'm the only white 'fella' in the place. But the food smelled good. > > So I skip a table and go up to a cement bar and sit. A big ole man in a > tee shirt and cap comes over and says, "What do you need?" I told him I > needed lunch and what did they have today? > > He says, "You probably won't like it here, today we're having chitlin

Culo
[Intro - Lil' Jon (Pitbull)] Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Lets go (Let's go) Right about now, we need all the ladies to hit the danceflo' (Dominicana) If you got a big ol' booty (Cubana, Mexicana) And you like to set that motherfucker, let's go! (Colombiana) (Boricua) Pitbull, Lil' Jon, Heey, Heey! [Hook - Pitbull] Ahora que si, esa hevita esta enterita tiene tremendo CULO! esta tan linda, esta tan rica, tiene tremendo CULO! que rica chiquita, pero que importa si tiene tremendo CULO! hasme el favor y meneate chica tienes tremendo CULO! [Verse One - Pitbull (Lil' Jon)] Pull up to the club, walk in then I Pull up to the bar, get drinks then I Pull up to a broad let her know what it is how it is, why it is, what it is, (Hey hey hey hey) I ain't got time for no games, I'm hopin' mami that you feel the same I got what you need to feel the pain Here's my number call me when you're up for an even exchange FEEL ME, let me see you do that dirty dance, dirty dance Mami,

Stop Electing Bubba.
Listen, folks, it's time to stop sending Bubba to the White House. Suppose you (or you-uns, you all, y'all, or yawl) conquer a country and demolish its government. That country has no history of legitimate law enforcement nor trustworthy courts. Which of your government agencies would you put in charge of creating, installing, and training real police and real courts? Would it be the Department of Justice, which has some of the world's best police and trainers (FBI and US Marshalls), with more than two centuries experience at jurisprudence? I might do that, and so might you, but we're silly. We'd hire a dentist to do dentistry and a plumber to do plumbing. The Bubba in DC decided not to do that. First, he hired a dentist to do plumbing. The State Department was put in charge of recruiting and training police and putting together courts. That failed miserably, as anyone with at least three firing brain cells would have been able to predict. Okay, so the dentist turned out to be a miser

Little Johnny Again
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she hadbeen burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

Are You Insecure?
You Have Your Insecure Moments You tend to be pretty insecure, even though you may not realize it. All that jealousy you feel? Well, that's your insecurities showing up in the worst possible way. Bottom line, you don't give yourself enough credit. People do like to be around you. Work on your self worth a little, and you'll be surprised how much better you'll feel. Are You Insecure?

Booty Call Agreement
Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 200_ ,by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is nowhere and no respectively, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one- time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encou

Ha Ha
ON MY KNEES HEY SEXXII....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING FOR THE NEW J'S I SAW THE OTHER DAY...MAN DEM BITCHES SWEET..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WUT U THINKIN BOUT WEN U WAS READIN DIS....

Tips For Making Love To Your Man
A mistress finds plenty of reasons to make love...for example: "We only have a moment," "I didn't want to do the dishes now anyway," "Shhhh, there's someone in the next room." Attitude is everything if you want to drive your man wild. There are differences between men and women. One key difference is how to communicate love and affection. Generally, women communicate with talk, men communicate physically. As a starting point, many women in our research wanted to feel connected before they got physical. Men, however, wanted to get physical before they feel connected. We recommend that you be proactive in making this happen. If you know that men must get physical, generally, to feel connected, why deny yourself the connection just because the "order" is wrong? If your goal is to attract and keep the loving devotion of your man - you must not be afraid to communicate on his level. His level is not above or below yours, it's just different. (Related: Britney Spears Kevin

Tantric Philosophy
On the main beliefs of Tantric Philosophy: All is One and Interconnected, Humans are part of the whole, the greatest source of energy in the universe is sexual, orgasm as a divine and sacred experience. Tantra like Yoga or Zen, is a path to enlightenment, which has its roots in India. It is nicknamed the "science of ecstasy" and focuses on heightening and prolonging the special awareness and rapport that exists between lovers during lovemaking. This view holds that the greatest source of energy in the universe is sexual, and places high value on ritualized intercourse. Sexual orgasm is seen as a cosmic and divine experience. Tantric philosophy also teaches that everything is to be experienced playfully, yet with awareness and a sense of sacredness in every gesture, every sensory perception, and every action. The path of Tantra is a spiritual one, which includes and appreciates the experience of our sexuality and sensuality as a conscious meditation, as a flowing together of the p

Opticon
Let's fake an answer for the curious Let's fake it all for the fame They'll think delivering was easy Living the fairy tales and the lies, lies Message from Opticon blessed from the fashion bomb so helpless guess what you're out of time New alien spawn we reinvent the dawn and no one's style compares those neon eyes make mom and dad think that we've lost our minds They're just terrified of all new things Opticon is here to lead us Opticon is in control So quick to change us And imitate us

Political Correctness
Political Correctness (one of the best definitions I've seen) Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Survey
What is your full name? Kimberly Ann T (R) Were you named after anyone...who? no :( When were you born? in 81.....i love the 80's Where were you born? The old Copley Memorial Hospital in Aurora, Illinois Where do you live? in a house on a street in a town in a state in the usa! :)

One
Body: You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. Not as easy as you might think... 1. Where is your cellphone? Dead 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? america 3. Your hair? messy 4. Your mother? illinois 5. Your father? Dead?? 6. Your favorite item? LAPTOP 7. Your dream last night? Paul 8. Your favorite drink? Cherry 9. Your dream car? Corvette 10. The room you are in? Television 11. Your ex? here 12. Your Fear? Gas 13.What do you want to be in 10 years? KIMBERLY 14. Who did you hang out with last night? Dustin 15. What you're not? Racist 16. Muffins? ewwww 17. One of your wish list items? Happiness 18. Time? move 19. The last thing you did? Cried 20. What are you wearing? glasses 22. Your favorite book? Stephen 23. The last thing you ate? grilled 24. Your life? ok 25. Your mood? Down 26. Your friends? FAR 27. What are you thinking about right now? people 28. Your car? cold 29. Wha

Souls Suicide
Just like you he takes the knife and slashes But I could care less about the bleeding gashes you say people look up to you youre not a very good role model you cant find resolution at the bottom of a bottle no one could ever tear me to pieces your dishonesty spreads like a plague of diseases is this how you go about self affirmation? you just put yourself in the worst situation stand up straight and walk with pride dont let anyone know this is killing you inside i dont know about your life but for mine take a note if its somethin good it wont walk up and slit my throat after you knock yourself out with the first blow ill tell you theres a lot you dont know we'll go head to head, one on one im telling you this now, im never done how many times do I have to tell you you're a no go you ask again the answers still NO! you say im not as good well ill have to disagree this shit just comes naturally to me youre nothing but a souls suicide you make me feel nothing inside

All About You Babe
ive realized your not what i wanted and definatley far from what i thought your deciet and lies were so ealisy bought adding more to this hopeless depression that lies beneath your broken soul your only digging yourself a deeper hole ill give you props, youre good at this game but youre way too caught up in personal blame you found your purpose in a dark place it left scars on your pathetic face youre drowning in your sorrow not much of a waste how is your hearts bittersweet taste? this one is for you babe its all about the shit i had to go thorugh its all about the shittie picture you drew this one is for you babe and its all about you about how not even once you were true i think i sense some low selfesteem be realistic babe things arent always as fuckt up as they seem lay off the "woe is me" trip I think youve gone and fuckin flipped quit treating this like a sin in the end no one wins this aint no highschool soap opera flick quit the act you ignorant pric

Rainy Day
its been drizzlin all dam day here, im sooooooooo sick of workin at sears, i need a vacation! i have saturday off, thanks the Lord! now i just needa find sumthin to get into... yea rite, like i have a life. work, work and work some damn more. i need a date, or at lest a meaninfull overnite relationship ;)

Your Love Type: Enfp
Your Love Type: ENFP The Inspirer In love, you are passionate and eager to develop a strong bond. For you, sex should be playful, creative, and affectionate. Overall, you are perceptive and bring out the best in your partner. However, you tend to hold on to bad relationships after they've turned bad. Best matches: INTJ and INFJ What's Your Love Type?

Most Of You!!! (tee Hee)
Pass This Lick To All Those You Wish To Taste….If You Get 1 Back Your Lickable…….. If You Get 3 Back Your A Tasty Treat……..If You Get 10 Or More Back....Your F***** LickTastic!!! Have A Kick Ass Day :o)! Now Ya'll know that I would send U all back one of these sooooo consider urself offically " LICKED ALL OVER TO THE FULLEST." Which means that 'UR ALL LICKTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friends?
whats with this shit im so confused i wonder if everyones highly amused im stuck in the middle with no where to go im dying inside please let the truth show everyone says one thing you say another im not sure why i even bother im torn between friends its just not fair im finding it hard to even show i care the rumors the lies the hidden ties my eyes are open but i cannot see why cant we all just let others be the choices ive made are my own fault i just want all this bullshit to come to a hault whats with this shit im so confused are you all highly fucking amused?

I Know
i see your soul its kinda grey i see your heart you look away you see my wrist i know your pain you see my face it looks the same ive seen your tears from when you cry i see your heart you cant deny you see my love i see yours too you see through me this isnt true i see your end its coming soon i see your fear your life is doomed

Against Racism..
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you're born you're pink, " "When you grow up you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun you turn red, " "When you're cold you turn blue, " "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Pass it on if you HATE racism

I Will Never Give Up
It's stupifying....It's a perfect ridiculously put together excuse for justifying a moment to ecscape. Her real world has eluded her and she knows not what she has. She looks but she does not see, because there is nothing to be seen. She invisions, Because invisionment is a place to escape..........From the corner sight behind a velvet shield is a far off distance. Reaching beyond a painting's capacity exists a very sureal preception of what reality is not...... She dances with the winds of wolves under a dark grey sky. Casting small drops of rain which are dry nor are they damp. While wheat blades emerse a maze from the earth below. A perfect storm theme caught in a hollywood set up. Its romantic, and holds only a tone of beauty. Its sugar coated, and no bad or stress happens there. Amoung her horizion stands a future and it holds the warmth of the sun..... Blah.....Blah.....blah....blah....blah..... Thats all it was, was just a dream......a perfect cheezy description fro

Indigos
The Indigos are a soul group of awakened and enlightened beings who have come to assist our world in a global transformation. They are here to ignite a shift in consciousness and help move us out of the " old paradigm systems", which include: our educational, political, religious, medical, nutritional, technological, family dynamics and all fear based belief systems. They come to Earth, bringing with them, Universal wisdom, Divine knowledge, of what is to come, and they hold a clear vision of peace, harmony, perfection and unity for this world. This world

Look At Me ... Nsfw
" Look At Me You Fucking Bitch !" Look at me you fucking bitch If your wise you'll hit the ditch You fuck with me and you will see I will not take this casually You will pay like never before Your nothing more than a fucking whore Selling out to the highest bidder Well listen up cause I'm no kidder I will show you how this fucking game is played When I'm through you'll wish you'd never stayed You should have left when you had the chance I let you stay for one last dance Now it's time you pay the price I'm through with being nice Now it's time to fuck your world Prepare yourself for the end my little girl Look at me you fucking bitch As I rip you to pieces, stitch by stitch There is no escaping me So do not attempt to flee I will hunt you down you fucking bitch Till there's nothing left of you but a glitch A glitch in time easily forgotten A faint stinch of something rotten I will put your sorry ass in a coffin While blood from your lips yo

Rowan's Sweet Submission Part 2
Leaning against the closed door, he had kept his voice firm and his expression bland as he ordered her to face him and slowly strip; he demanded that she take her time, that she keep her eyes open…he had sensed the urge to argue swell inside her, but she had somehow managed to resist the urge, choosing to glare instead as she carefully slipped her feet from her shoes, reducing her height by three inches before she reached for the hem of her breast hugging green t-shirt with hands that trembled as she lifted it over her head with hesitant motions…her pale flesh was revealed to him, her breasts encased in a black bra that barely concealed what she clearly detested allowing him to see. With a deep breath she drew in an obvious effort to build her resolve, she allowed the shirt to fall to the floor and when she paused, seeming somehow confused as to just what her next move needed to be. He firmly instructed her to take off her skirt; it was a black garment that lingered several inches b

Rowan's Sweet Submission Part 6
He deliberately chose to have her come to him on a Saturday night, hoping that she would be willing to stay with him for the remainder of the weekend; he had some serious and some decadant expectations in mind when it came to Miss Rowan, to what she could and would be, once he stripped away her foolish insecurities…it would take time and passionate determination, but Jack was more than committed to both and he became all the more so when she arrived at his house, her green eyes filled with anger when he opened up the door to smile at her, telling her he was pleased with her decision. “I don’t give a fuck.” It was the first time she had ever used such language. “I think, the fact that I am here, tells you that I have agreed to do this, for the sake of a job that I just happen to love. I want that clear. This is for me. For my career. I am not here because you want me, or because I think for so much as a second that I will enjoy this, and I…I want you to know I hate you and I hate thi

Rowan's Sweet Submission Part 7
“I take it you like that.” He drank in a deep breath. “I have to say I liked that too, but I think we will both enjoy this, a lot more…” Not allowing her a chance to wonder what he meant, Jack touched his lips to her once more; he used his thumbs to spread her sex open to him, wide and vulnerable…he could taste her juices flowing and it made his cock throb with even greater heat as he delved his tongue deep into her, licking with a wild vigor that made her cry out around the gag in her mouth. Sensations unlike anything she had ever known or even imagined flooded her in far too intense waves; she felt swept away to a bright place…her promise to herself that nothing he did would effect her faded…his lips wrapped around her most sensitive flesh, tugging it fully into his mouth as he sucked her hard and fast as she arched into him, knowing he had the power to give her what she suddenly needed. In a rush, with her heart thundering, he lapped her with renewed passion, he could feel her

So Far Away Yet Always So Close
So far away... the beaches which you walk. Yet so close... always in my heart. So far away... I cannot touch your hand, I cannot feel your breath, I cannot hold you close. Yet so close... I can feel you in my heart, I can see you in my mind, I can hear you in my ears. You can go so far away... You can travel to the ends of the earth... But as long as I have your love... As long as I have you... You will always be close. For, As sure as the sun rises, And the tides will change, I will always love you, An you will always be close to my heart.

What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Top 100 Jack Bauer Facts!
1. Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. 2 Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon. 3 There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them. 4 When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death. 5 When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer. 6 Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt. 7 Jack Bauer doesn't need a receipt to return something to a store, just a gun. 8 The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer

~~tough As Leather~~
Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded . Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowl full of hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content. Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song "O Canada" one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag Musicians and played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared he could now die peacefully. Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end." The leader

~~the Clintons~~
Labrador Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, "Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008". "Great, but how so you propose we go about that?", asked Bill. "Well", Hillary responds, "We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador. When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in Iowa and we'll show them that we really enjoy the countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there." A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for. With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the bartender takes a step back and says, "Aren't you Bill and Hillary

And I Love Her
I give her all my love That’s all I do And if you saw my love You’d love her too I love her She gives me ev’rything And tenderly The kiss my lover brings She brings to me And I love her A love like ours Could never die As long as i Have you near me Bright are the stars that shine Dark is the sky I know this love of mine Will never die And I love her Bright are the stars that shine Dark is the sky I know this love of mine Will never die And I love her

Must Be Doin Somethin Right
A woman is a mystery A man just can't understand Sometimes all it takes to please her Is the touch of your hand And other times you got to take it slow And hold her all night long Heaven knows there's so many ways A man can go wrong Must be doing something right I just heard ya sigh And lean into my kiss And close those deep blue need you eyes Don't know what I did To earn a love like this But baby I Must be doing something right Anywhere you wanna go Baby show me the way I'm open to suggestions On whatever you say Tonight's about giving you what you want Whatever it takes Girl I hope I'm on the right road Judging by the smile on your face Must be doing something right I just heard ya sigh And lean into my kiss And close those deep blue need you eyes Don't know what I did To earn a love like this But baby I Must be doing something right Don't know what I did To earn a love like this But baby I Must be doing something right Must be doing somet

Im Excited
Slayer and Unearth tomorrow so cool i cant stress it enough already posted this but i had to rite about it again i way to excited which is unusual of me but its fuckin SLAYER!!!! sorry people if you have to read this cause im just ranting cause thats what i do when i antisipate something like this completely stupid :)

A Triad
A Triad Christina Rossetti Three sang of love together: one with lips Crimson, with cheeks and bosom in a glow, Flushed to the yellow hair and finger-tips; And one there sang who soft and smooth as snow Bloomed like a tinted hyacinth at a show; And one was blue with famine after love, Who like a harpstring snapped rang harsh and low The burden of what those were singing of. One shamed herself in love; one temperately Grew gross in soulless love, a sluggish wife; One famished died for love. Thus two of three Took death for love and won him after strife; One droned in sweetness like a fattened bee: All on the threshold, yet all short of life.

Remember
Remember Christina Rossetti Remember me when I am gone away, Gone far away into the silent land; When you can no more hold me by the hand, Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay. Remember me when no more day by day You tell me of our future that you planned: Only remember me; you understand It will be late to counsel then or pray. Yet if you should forget me for a while And afterwards remember, do not grieve: For if the darkness and corruption leave A vestige of the thoughts that once I had, Better by far you should forget and smile Than that you should remember and be sad.

Been A Few Days
Haven't blogged in a few days, but mostly because I have to bide my time between this site, which I am addicted to and my more "professional" (looking) blog, which I am also addicted to. Last night, DH and I went and partied with some friends of ours because it was my girl, Amara's, 35th birthday. She and I are a lot alike, except for the part where she is a sassy and smart-ass stripper. She had one of her friends there who is a stripper and her niche is pole-dancing. Kat showed us some of her pole-antics on the pole that Amara has set up in her basement and challenged the boys, at the party, to try some for margarita jello shots. It was funny watching the guys try the "easy" stuff...they even tried the "hard" tricks and quickly gave up. I am too thick to be a stripper (too small to be considered bbw ***wink***), although I can dance a whole hell of a lot better than a lot of the girls I have seen in the strip club (yes, I have been to a few strip clubs in my life), but

Only You
Only you Can make this world seem right Only you Can make the darkness bright Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do And fill my heart With love for only you Only you Can make this change in me For it's true You are my destiny When you hold my hand I understand The magic that you do Your my dream come true My one and only you Only you Can make this change in me For it's true You are my destiny when you hold my hand I understand The magic that you do Your my dream come true My one and only you Your my dream come true My one and only you

Loving This Way
I'm tired of watching me hurt you I'm tired of being the teardrops on your face I'm tired of loving this way I'm tired of loving this way I know your every weakness I can find one in everything you say I'm tired of loving this way I'm tired of loving this way. I'm not what you really need I'm not the one in your dreams I can see it in your eyes This ain't the way it should feel I don't know how we got here Love's no longer blind If that's just how it is Can we go on like this Oh baby what do you say I'm tired of loving this way I'm tired of loving this way I'll set your heart free And if you're mine you'll come flying back someday I'm tired of loving this way I'm tired of loving this way Well, I'm taking you with me Like a room in my heart you'll have your place I'm tired of loving this way I'm tired of loving this way I'm not what you really need I'm not the one in your dreams I can see it in your eyes This ain't the way it should feel I don't

I May Hate My Self In The Morning
Ain't it just like one of us to pick up the phone And call after a couple of drinks And say, how you been I been wondering If maybe you've been thinkin bout me And somewhere in the conversation An old familiar invitation always arrives And I may hate myself in the morning But I'm gonna love you tonight Everyone's known someone That they just can't help but want And even though we just can't make it work out Well, the "wantto" lingers on So once again we wind up in each other's arms Pretending that it's right And I may hate myself in the morning But I'm gonna love you tonight I know it's wrong, but it ain't easy moving on So why can't two friends Remember the good times once again Tomorrow when I wake up I'll be feeling a little guilty, a little sad Thinkin' how it used to be Before everything went bad And I guess that's what it is In lonely late night calls like this That we try to find And I may hate myself in the morning But I'm gonna love you tonight

Cherry Tap's Flake's
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Broken
I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal your pain ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel like I am strong enough ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away You've gone away you don't feel me here anymore The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There’s so much left to learn, and no one left to fight I wanna hold you high and steal your pain ‘cause I’m broken when I’m open And I don’t feel like I am strong enough ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel like I am strong enough ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away you've gone away you don't feel me here anymore

Black Panties
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont . Their first night there, she undressed as he did There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?" He re

On Turning 31..
Honestly I felt older earlier this week and I definately feel older than I did when i truned 30. I know that would seem to be obvious but when I turned 30 I didn't feel it like I did this week, or even today, wehn I turned 31. A lot has happened this past year, let alone the past 4-5 months and even more will happen. Perhaps that's why I really feel it? Unless things change for the better here (getting a serious gf) I will be heading back home to Chicago in October.

More Friggin Shit...
Foolish Foolish to think you can own earth sun sky and sea Foolish to think you can own a person place or thing or me We own nothing only what we do we pay rent with time foolishly... 2.7.07 James C Leveroni

Crazy For You
Swaying room as the music starts Strangers making the most of the dark Two by two their bodies become one I see you through the smokey air Can't you feel the weight of my stare You're so close but still a world away What I'm dying to say, is that I'm crazy for you Touch me once and you'll know it's true I never wanted anyone like this It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss I'm crazy for you, crazy for you Trying hard to control my heart I walk over to where you are Eye to eye we need no words at all Slowly now we begin to move Every breath I'm deeper into you Soon we two are standing still in time If you read my mind, you'll see It's all brand new, I'm crazy for you And you know it's true I'm crazy, crazy for you

Against All Odds
How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace You're the only one who really knew me at all How can you just walk away from me, when all I can do is watch you leave 'Cos we've shared the laughter and the pain, and even shared the tears You're the only one who really knew me at all So take a look at me now, 'cos there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of your face Take a look at me now, 'cos there's just an empty space And you coming back to me is against all odds and that's what I've got to face I wish I could just make you turn around, turn around and see me cry There's so much I need to say to you, so many reasons why You're the only one who really knew me at all So take a look at me now, 'cos there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of your face Take a look at me now, 'cos there's just an empty space But to wait for you, well that's all I can d

Straight From The Heart
I could start dreamin' but it'd never end As long as you're gone we may as well pretend I've been dreamin' Straight from the heart You said it's easy but who's to say That we'd be able to keep it this way But it's easier Comin' straight from the heart Give it to me straight from the heart Tell me we can make another start You know I'll never go - as long as I know It's comin' straight from the heart I'll see you on the street some other time And all our words would just fall outta line While we're dreamin' Straight from the heart Give it to me straight from the heart Tell me we can make one more start You know I'll never go - as long as I know It's comin' straight from the heart

Interview With Ted Nugent
WHAT DO DEER THINK? Ted Nugent, Rock star and avid Bowhunter was being interviewed by a French journalist and the discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?'" Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, "What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."

Man Seeking Girl For Sex And Love
I AM SINGLE AND LOOKING READ MY PROFILE IF YOU LIKE GIRLS AND IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE AND READ JUST PASS ME BY BUT IF YOU DO ADD ME TO YOUR YAHOO MESSENGER GIRLS AND IN HERE GIRLS HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU GIRLS SOON

70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long
70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long (repost) date: 2007-02-09 14:05:19 70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long 1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL". 3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. 4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. 5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out". 6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face. 8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut. 9. You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away. 10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it. 11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences. 12. You have met over 100 AOLers. 13. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of lau

Dumb-ass People
Okay readers, I'm seeking your opinion on this one. Someone I know, recently posted a blog and a corresponding bulletin talking about how we should read and comment on it. So, I did. Here's her blog: --- Bigger titties. I have my consultation to get my boobs done on Febuary 21st. =) $7,000 procedure all paid for. I am scheduling my surgery in April, as it's my birthday present to myself. I will be going from a 32B to a 34 full C. Under muscle. As fake looking as possible! Don't bother leaving negative comments, old men. I'm not a young child anymore for your fantasies. --- Okay, first off, let me say I'm an au natural kind of guy, and anytime I hear that a woman wants to get implants, I would like to know why. I've heard various reasons. Some logical. Some vane. Et cetera. So, here was my response: --- Okay, why? Not being negative or anything, (insert name). Just inquiring. --- Less than twelve hours later, I checked her blog again to see if she had respon

True Love
My best friend, and my lover, my companion throughout the journey of life. All these things you are to me through good times and through strife.... I look into your eyes and see all of my dreams in them. My heart has no boundaries and my soul has no fear... God has placed you by my side and there you will always stand. Shoulder to Shoulder, Eye to Eye, Forever hand in hand.... Most times I walk beside you, but at times I walk behind. So that I can watch over you when you have a troubled mind.... My need for you is great and my love for you is true. My soulmate and my lover I give my life to you. A poem my ex wrote for me

Message To Friends...
Hope you have an amazing & safe weekend!! Lots of love, Lizzi I Confess I confess, before I met you, I was on a lonely journey, on a dead end road. I confess, you brought sunlight, to the dark abyss within me. I confess, you awakened my senses, to the beauty that life held. I confess, I can tell you where, what day, and under what willow tree, I fell in love with you. I confess, the first time, I felt the softness of you and the rapture of your body, I felt as man, finally complete. Finally fulfilled. I confess, when I realized that you loved me, it caused me to weep with happiness. I confess you have released me from darkness and replaced the hopeless of my existence, with the joy of life. I confess, your voice, is as a bird in song and your smile, is as the light of night. I confess, when I utter your name, it comes as a symphony, from my heart. I confess, when you are near, you a like the fragrance, from the flow

Feel A Bit Better
Feeling a bit better tonight, backed off the cough drops a bit and have not really needed one. Work was tiring. I cant really talk about what i do, not because its secret or anything its just deparment policy, but needless to say I was in a place that I think I do well, but I hate doing it. I have to basically sit still cater to everybody's whims. While I dont mind helping at all, its just that being at the beck and call of 30 impatient co-workers stretches my good will to its max. Got home, got out of the work clothes and then decided I wanted to watch a movie. The grocery store near me has a video machine, its sounds dumb to call it such, but at the moment i cant remember what it is called. Red somethingorother. Anyways... rented Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2:The begining and The Zodiac. Okay, now, i never really got interested in history and especially notorious serial killers. I did not know that the Zodiac was never caught, hence bad ending. I TCM2, I simply did not realize till abou

Note For Everyone
I just post 2 chapter of my novel and It is long way to get it done. if you read it and please comment it and let me know what do you think of my 2 chapter also It may not prefect with english .. any feedback.. please comment or message me. thank you everyone!

My John
well in the past i've said some pretty mean things about my hunni john which i've said out of anger towards how bad he has treated me in the past and how he walked out on me when i needed him the most,but everyone i guess deserves a second chance so im gonna give him another chance at being with me in the hopes that this time around things will be different with our realationship because life is too short for me and him to be fighting all the darn time when we could be doing alot better things than fighting.anyways i do love him with all my heart and i know for a fact that he feels the same way about me too. Michie

Letting Go
Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, handing it to you, "careful it's fragile, and easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart in your rough hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces - on the floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, sorrow and sadness in your eyes. Apologies are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes, I ask you not to pick up the pieces of a heart that has fallen apart. I am the one who needs to pick up the pieces of my shattered heart - one by one, piece by piece. I need to put it together again, some how, some way. Each piece of my heart has a memory so true. Each piece of my heart has part of you. You are the one who left to return to your old life. I'll just be here on my knees picking up the pieces of a heart that feels like it's being pierced with a knife. All my tears won't keep you near All my tears won't mend what's not here. Again I look at you wi

Newfie Valentine
A Newfie Valentine > > I writes ta say I loves ya by! > Cause I don't say it very much > Everytime I tries ta cuddle ya, > Ya says GET A WAY, DON'T TOUCH! > > I tried ta be more gentle > Took me rubbers off outside > When I told ya where I was last nite > Ya always tinks I lied > Ya knows I loves me Fishin > Ya knows I loves me boat! > But you're da life preserver > I needs to stay afloat! > So I got ya sometin , Really nice > How much, please don't ass > But you'll ,find it a lot easier now > When ya goes ta cut da Grass! > Just pull da cord,stand > behind > Steer her as you go > Next Valintines I'll get ya sometin > Dat helps ya shovel snow! > So keep up da cookin & cleanin > You're de only one I got > To keep me duds all washed and clean > And me coffee always hot! > You knows dat I appreciates > Your home made buns & Bread > And I hope dat it continues on > Till one of us is dead! > So happy happy Valentines > And here's you're real big treat >

#4
well I went up and talked to my recruiter today. still dont really have an exact date but he did tell me taht I have four weeks at the most. I have to work out for at least an hour every night from now on and on fridays and saturdays I have to work out with him. have only lost one pound since i last seen him and he weighed me so hopefully that will c hange with me working out and all. so thats all that is going on right now will keep you all updated as i learn more

Twats.
i hate this town. everyone here is a piece of shit. ppl promise you stuff then dont give it. and then they fuck they best friends gf. o yeah. my best guy friend (who i hope dies now) is fucking his best freinds(my ex) girlfriend. and he fucked me over agian with some stuff. i hate this place. only a year and 6 months till my ass is out of here. and i cant wait! fuck this town and everyone in it! sorry for being all emo! lol

Because I See
A sight to be seen, but never sold....A vision of ressurection that bewildered a slave. So calm, little air thrown between the portals of two spaces, lavished in scent that smelt like a guardian An inscriptured torment running along the borderline of inferiority, there is no walking backwards anymore. Mind set and placed ahead, not unlike a clock in the mid year solstice. There will be unborn thoughts, there will be more woes, there will be more fighting and the chaos is yet to errupt. Does it matter....nothing matters because I see Things that were never clear are even muddier now, wipe away the dandelions and a smile appears. Actions taken upon the respect of a meditative moment, are followed by the almost there symbol. Graphically designed feelings from the heart are the ways to show the emotions of the sun. A sun that beams the rays to all in the path of its way. Light has never opened a gateway before, but this time it went beyond the duties of a ray and crushed the spo

Im In A Contest For Blasts!!!
Hey whats up so im in this contest and i need everyone to comment and rate this pic i wanna get the grand prize which is a blast for a few days!!! help a girl out!! Just click on the pic!!!

How I Feel Today *evilsmiley*
Edit to add -- She Wants Revenge-Tear You Apart Got a big plan, this mindset maybe its right At the right place and right time, maybe tonight And the whisper or handshake sending a sign Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind Late night, and passing, mention it flipped her Best friend, who knows saying maybe it slipped But the slip turns to terror and a crush to light When she walked in, he throws up, believe its the fright Its cute in a way, till you cannot speak And you leave to have a cigarette, your knees get weak An escape is just a nod and a casual wave Obsessed about it, heavy for the next two days It's only just a crush, it'll go away It's just like all the others it'll go away Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know You pray it all away but it continues to grow I want to hold you close Skin pressed against me tight Lie still, and close your eyes girl So lovely, it feels so right I want to hold you close Soft breasts, beating heart

Names Of Some Romantic-sounding Places
Names of some romantic-sounding places: Valentine, NE Valentine, TX Loveland, CO Lovejoy, GA Lovelock, NE Love Valley, NC Loveland, OH Loveland Park, OH Loveland, OK Lovelady, TX Loves Park, IL Loving County, TX Lovington, NM Loving, NM Love County, OK Lovington, IL Romeo, CO Romeo, MI Romeoville, IL Sacred Heart, MN Heart Butte, MT South Heart, ND all in america ...

Good Morning Happy Campers
Well the snow is coming. Supposed to get over a foot. I am going out at 10 to cut my hair. Hopefully I will like it. Im thinking about purple highlights. So tomorrows Valentines day. Curse it! Love me people!!! xoxoxo

Bored.
Hmmmmm. I'm new to this website. Very hard to figure out. XD. I personaly think. I'm just sitting here, waiting for my boyfriend to drive his ass over here. =] No school today, a heavy snow fell. And also yesterday .. I came home early. So basicaly I havent been in school. YAY!

I Am Bored...but Happy...(feb. 14'07)
50 random things about YOU 1. Where is your dad right now? NEW ZEALAND 2. last time you talked to your crush? IT’S BEEN DAYS…AND I MISS HIM.. 3.What's the last thing you ate? MOCHA CAKE 4. what color is your watch? SILVER 5. what kind of phone do you have? NOKIA 7.Where does your best friend work? SHE’S STILL A STUDENT LIKE ME..=) 8. What are you listening to right now? BOYS LIKE GIRLS -- thunder 9. What do you smell like? my scent: CLINIQUE HAPPY AND VICTORIA SECRET’S VANILLA LACE 10. what color are your eyes? BROWN 11. Have you ever done a chinese fire drill? IVE DONE FIRE DRILLS, NOT SURE IF IT’S CHINESE OR WHAT.. 12. What color are your bedroom walls? MINES BORING --- CREAM 13. Do you have a chair in your room? YES 15. Do you know anyone who is engaged? NONE AT THE MOMENT 17. Do you know someone named Betsy? NO 18. What color is your mom's hair? BLACK 19. What shape is the engagement ring you want to get? hmmm…I still

Mastema
The Accusing angel; like Satan, he works for God as tempter and condemnation. Cf. The Book of Jubilees and The Zadokite Fragments and the Dead Sea Scrols, where Mastema is the angel of adversity, "father of all evil, yet subservient to God." It was Mastema who tried to kill Moses (in the incident mentioned in Exodus 4:24ff.) and who hardened Pharaoh's heart (although, according to Midrash Abkir, it was Uzza who did this). There is a legend that Mastema appealed to God to spare some of the demons so that he (Mastema) might execute the power of his will on the sons of man. God apparently thought this was a good idea and permitted 1/10th of the demons to remain at large, in the service of Mastema. It is also claimed that Mastema helped the Egyptian sorcerers when Moses and Aaron appeared before Pharoah to perform their magical tricks. [cf. Beliel; JSatan.] In The Damascus Document, quoted by Vermes inDiscovery in the Judean Desert, an angel of hostility is spoken of, and this is applied t

When My Pic Goes Up...
You know I plan on putting a pic of myself up soon ,very soon. And I know that all of you men (and some women I guess) will just fall in love w/me because I am so beeeyoooteeful that I will be getting tons of offers to be in my company. What I mean is that you'll want to date me. So before that happens I want you to be prepared , to know what I like and dislike. That way I wont get any stupid foolish questions like "hey Rhonda, where do you want to go? " " Or hey Rhonda...am I your type?? Ok,so read up!! First off my dream boat man looks like "Ronnie Van Zandt" I probably spelled his name wrong, for those that dont know he was the late lead singer in "Lynerd Skynerd" Yes Cherry Tappers I love men who look like that. Long hair ,chunky, "i'm gonna kick your ass if you mess w/me" type. One of my ex's resembles that type. My age range would be...over 18! And under 75! Where to go? Several places come to mind. Ice Skating is one! You might think thats not manly..and its not. But get o

~beware Of Early Retirement~~
> Subject: Retirement job > > > > > >> > >> As a retiree I am always keeping my eyes open for that "just right" > >> volunteer job. > >> > >> Something where I don't feel like it is a chore or a drag. > >> > >> Something tht makes a real contribution. > >> > >> Something enjoyable. > >> > >> Something a little different from the ordinary day-in, day-out > routine. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> I may have found the ideal job! > >> > >> See below................. > >> > >>

I Am Alright
Another year passes without a date for Valentines day but I don't mind much. Yeah I miss the smell of fresh roses and I haven't gotten any jewlery from a man ever but an engagement ring. Oh well, may be someday this day will be more than just another game spent sitting on the bench

More Lyrics
LINKIN PARK LYRICS "By Myself" What do I do to ignore them behind me? Do I follow my instincts blindly? Do I hide my pride from these bad dreams? And give in to sad thoughts that are maddening? Do I sit here and try to stand it? Or do I try to catch them red-handed? Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness, Or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness? Because I can't hold on when I'm stretched so thin I make the right moves but I'm lost within I put on my daily facade but then I just end up getting hurt again By myself [myself] [x2] I ask why, but in my mind I find I can’t rely on myself [Chorus:] I can’t hold on To what I want when I’m stretched so thin It’s all too much to take in I can’t hold on To anything watching everything spin With thoughts of failure sinking in If I Turn my back I’m defenseless And to go blindly seems senseless If I hide my pride and let it all go on then they’ll Take from me ‘till everything is gone If I let them go

What I Am, What Am I
What i once was is no longer now. I am nothing, with nothing to gain and nothing to loose. My fear and pain is numbed by nothingness. I have no hope, no joy, no future. I was once strong, I was once smart, but now I care for nothing. I was once irrogant, I was once angered, but now not even anger will accompany me. Without you I am nothing. You were my drug and now I suffer from the addiction. For you I changed to better myself and fear slowly creeped into my heart and turned me back. Day by day I began to relapse into what I once was. Always angry, full of hate, and never happy. I swore to never again become what I most feared and hated, but now I have nothing. Now I sometimes ask for the anger, at least this way I can still feel, something,anything. But it always aludes me. Fear has even become a friend to me, but fear always leaves me. And I am left with nothing. What I used to be was hated by all, by me. I changed and I was no longer hated by all but still hated by me. I changed mo

Nails In A Fence
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just li

The Biker And The Drunk
A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, Staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are>confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your >grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa,...... Go home, you're drunk."

Love Storie
There was this man who only had an illness lets say.He only had a few months to live.He liked a girl who worked in a CD store very much.So much that he use to go to the CD store to bye a CD just to take to her,but he wouldent let her no how he felt.Aftre a few days the girl noticed that the guy hadn't been in.So she went to his hause to ask of him.His mother told her that he had died a few days ago,and took her to his room.there the girl saw all the CD's still in there wrapper,the girl started to cry.Why?..Because in every CD case is were the girl had left a note of her LOVE for him...To let him know that she LOVED him back.

Did You Know That?
Did You Know That? Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almo

8 Things About Me
1.My favorite music artists Selina, Madonna, O-Zone,Jay-Z,Moi Dix Mois,X-Japan 2. My favorite color Green 3.Most used phrase "Bahhh" 4. My favorite type of guy A guy who is taller than me and who cares about me 5.Bad habits My randomness, Hard time pay attention, agreeing with you no matter what you say 6. Good habits I love to cheer people up, always fun 7. Something I Love I love all my friends...mostly christine the most 8.Things I hate I hate it when all a guy does it not care for me!! or a girl cos I like girls too. OR when the person I like moves wayyyy too fast

Im Back....
Welcome back to my nightmare... my heart is bleeding my soul is dry my tears no longer fall for my temptation is tying me down where is my safe haven? my darkness to keep me safe dark wings to carry me away my pain tripled i am dying an untold death noone is listening to the cries i scream at the top of my voice i stand on the abyss looking to the endless dark will it be my comfort? i walk off the edge and fall into an endless eternity my dark wings spread and again i take flight

Its All Just A Phase.
Just a hardened bouncer with out a name, Just another woman who hates playing the game. Just another rebel with out a good cause, Stuck in a world where there is no applause. A lull of boredom put in her face, all taken for granted what a disgrace. Everything in her power to stay away, lost in a place where its falsely okay. All of the thorns slowly comin back, deeper and deeper with no room for slack. Procrastination you know what they say, Nevermind, dont worry, the quotes kinda gay. Words are just words they dont mean a thing, its the gestures of a Malibu stylist that thinks shes the shing. Just another day, just another time. Just another piece of shitty blog written in ryhmn. No more talking back to the song, life will better, but now its just wrong. Thing after another, back and then here. Faults and the guilt have never been so clear. Failed and let down it all hurts so much more, when the person who caused it comes back reeking like a 2 dollar whore. All of her tears

Ladies~gentlemen*****
have u ever!!!! Been with someone for some time u get along great things could be better but are good because u love them so it doesnt matter then ONE day things feel awkward to u so u investigate the situtation u somehow find out ur significant other has been being sneaky...so u decide to stay even tho for some reason u still love them ...then u find out when u get home they are at some other persons house....u go to there house and u confront them and they have nothing to say except try to turn it on u...then so there ITS OVER!!!!!!!!! Ohh then about mmm sometimes down the road u somehow come in contact again...mind u this person could be ur soulmate(maybe)!! So anyways u come in contact again and they make u feel so happy that they are doing good they have things 95% together which is better than not having anything so ur happy u talk for a minute they start emailing u i m ing u all that stuff and they ask to see u and u agree when u time because u work n its a drive..so then

Have U Ever?
HAVE YOU EVER HAS A DREAM COME TRUE? A DREAM THAT TOTALLY AMASED YOU? I'VE HAD A DREAM MOST OF MY LIFE, IN THIS DREAM I FIND A WONDERFUL MAN. HE IS LOVING AND KIND AND CARE'S FOR ME, HE HELP'S ME TO BECOME ALL I CAN BE, SOMETIME'S I ACT SO TERRBLY SAPPY, IT ALWAY'S SEEM'S TO MAKE HIM HAPPY, HE BRIGHTEN'S MY LIFE MORE THEN THE SUN. WE LAUGH TOGETHER AND OFTON HAVE FUN, AND DURING THE TIME'S I MUST CRY, HE'S ALWAY'S THERE TO MAKE MY EYE'S DRY, IN YOU MY LOVE,I HAVE FOUND ALL THESE THING'S. AND IF YOU WILL PLEASE WEAR THIS RING AND IF YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A DREAM, I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP!!!SEXXYLADY

Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual Life!
Your favorite color is the key to your sexual life! The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't got a favorite color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home furnishings. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently, it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists explained the association between color and sexual patterns. RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware. YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn towar

The Patch
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis." The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

Which Van Helsing Bride Are You?
You scored as Aleera. You are Aleera, the youngest bride. Despite being 400 years old you are beauliful and greedy, wanting Count Dracula all for yourself.Aleera80%Verona60%Marishka20%Which Van Helsing bride are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Delusional
Delusional So Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are locked in a passionate threesome involving whips, chains, leather and spandex on a beach in Africa. They break from their lovemaking only to mine for diamonds so they can support their cocaine habit that keeps them all bouyant and happy all year long. Meanwhile the jolly green giant and Paul Bunyon are having a secret affair that started when Brokeback Mountian made it okay for strapping young men to diddle each other as long as they are wearing cowboy hats and Wrangler jeans. Mother Earth has divorced Father time because she caught him cheating on her with his secratery the Blair Witch. The Leprahcauns and the Trolls are locked in a religious war over a sacred tree that borders both ther lands. President Bush is now investigating the possability of nuclear arms involvement and plans to deploy 100,00 more troops to keep the peace. Jesus has returned from his three year sabbatical of caring for AIDS

Momentous
Momentous What is a moment, is it just a minute of your time, the second when you find the right rhyme or something even more sublime; when the clock stops when lovers collide when hearts crack when planets align; it’s but a moment an undefined amount of time that comes and goes that conquers and divides. Where do moments go and how do we decide what makes a moment distinct from other spans of time does a moment last forever or does it just die; will we outlive the moment of goodbye or does the Moment take us to the Other Side? Timothy L. Taylor

Wise Old Man
Wise Old Man A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action. The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans. After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids

Harrys Sad Farewll
well what can i say.... Harry my huntsman spider of a whole week has gone to god...... my darling child saw him and thinking it was a big hairy redback (which we all know arent hairy at all) decided harry had to go and squished him with a shoe... i was not happy as they are cool... they eat all the cockroaches around the house.. poor harry... he was sooo cute... ah well no doubt ill get another one later...

Kuhn Shuts Down Storm 2/17/07
Jerry Kuhn stopped all 45 shots launched by the Storm offense in a 3-0 route of the Tri-City squad. He also collected an assist on the third Sioux City goal in the process. Phil DeSimone scored on a rare penalty shot awarded at 3:25 of the first period. Spencer Heichman collected a shorthanded goal off of an Anthony Maiani feed just 44 seconds into the second period. Max Pacioretty (Jerry Kuhn) put the final goal of the contest away at 5:11 of the third.

Why?
I haven't been on here in quite sometime do to certain financial events in life. But all is well right now. For awhile there I had dial up. And trying to browse this site or any site for that matter was pretty difficult. But anyways, I'm back! I am so glad to be back. I hope all is well with all of you. I hope to visit my friends' and fans' sites soon. So Hit me Up! And please drink responsibly; Get a designated driver. Love every one of ya'll, Amanda

Airline Cabin Announcements Ii
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 12. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." 13. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!" 14. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City the flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline’s fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant’s fault, it was the asphalt." 15. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particula

Stone Temple Pilots !!
Music Codes - MySpace Layouts Creep lyrics Forward yesterday Makes me wanna stay What they said was real Makes me wanna steal Livin' under house Guess I'm livin', I'm a mouse All's I gots is time Got no meaning, just a rhyme Take time with a wounded hand 'Cause it likes to heal Take time with a wounded hand 'Cause I like to steal Take time with a wounded hand 'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal I'm half the man I used to me This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray Well, I'm half the man I used to be This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray Well, I'm half the man I used to me This I feel as the dawn It fades to gray Well, I'm half the man I used to be, half the man I used to be Feelin' uninspired Think I'll start a fire Everybody run Bobby's got a gun Think you're kinda neat Then she tells me I'm a creep Friends don't mean a thing Guess I'll leave it up to me Take time with a wounded hand 'Cause it likes to heal Take time with a wounded

The Best Chicken Joke Ever!
Best Chicken Joke Ever A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question." If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.

The Hearts And Minds Of The People
The Hearts and Minds The one who try to win this war, with nothing more that intimidation, oppression, and senceless acts of violence, has signed off on the destruction of his own people.The war we fight today requires a truely more confident approach, we must win the hearts and minds of the people! Lets face it people, the not so distant future is in our hands, and we got a hell of alot ridin on it! Our families depend on us to protect them. Our children. Our parents. Our brothers and sisters. Who will stand for the people? Our beautiful children.... going out into this sess pool, like an angel in quicksand....all is not lost!! We must counter the intimidation our children endure with the encouragement to fight the good fight anyway!! We must fight the oppression by empowering our children with knowledge. They are the inventors and the artists. Our sons and daughters! They are the soldiers and the

Contests..
What the hell.. Aren't you supposed to win by talent? And not reposting blog after freaking blog? I was told this site is better than the other networking sites, but it seems like the same whoring to me. Blast whores, rate whores, and friend whores. Thank God that it now costs 10 cherry bucks to repost. I'm not getting as much spam! I don't care if people delete me for this, it just pisses me off. I can see levelling up for more photo space, but this is freaking ridiculous.

Lucky Charms
Don't cheat! Before you read on, choose your favorite marshmallow bit from Lucky Charms from the list below: Pink hearts Yellow moons Orange stars Green clovers Blue diamonds Purple horseshoes Those icky oat bits Okay. Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And don't change it! An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality: GREEN CLOVERS: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up. BLUE DIAMONDS: If your favorite marshmallow shape is the blue diamond, your thoughts in bed are mostly about wha

Lmmfao! No Title!
A couple has been married for 75 years and are celebrating their anniversary. The wife asks what the husband wants for their anniversary and he replies, "I would like you to perform oral sex on me. In the 75 years we have married NEVER have you ONCE done this to me." She replies, "It's just that I'm afraid that you won't respect me afterwards." "Won't respect you afterwards! he yells, we have been married for 75 years for Christ sakes!" "OK! OK! I'll do it just this one time!" She then bends down and gives him oral sex until he has an orgasm in her mouth. Immediately afterwards she runs to the bathroom. The phone rings next to the bed and he picks it up. He then yells to his wife, "Hey Cock sucker! it's for you!"

Soul Fire
Sun shining out from behind clouds Smiling, smiling, white pearly glow Laughing, dancing, eyes meet Sparkling, glowing, infused Together dance life souls Spirits illuminated Mind - body - soul - one Together one together One life paths cross narrow Carpe diem together one Familiar comfortable close Chaotic love light dance together Light within eyes dance Mirrors of the soul Reflections of whimsical fire Moonbeams shining stars Fire dance - burning luminescence Searing intensity flaming passion Extreme light of strength and splendor Soul Fire is blazing Communication flowing Gentle touch - lips, hands, skin Energy exchange building, rising Circle complete, dancing as one Together one together Spirits lift and intertwine Mind - body - soul - one Simulataneous dance of life Soul fires blazing Soft breath meeting Eyes dance, lips part - one Together one together Souls balanced - astral one Together soul fires blaze - one Together one together

How Daring Am I?
You Are Bold And Brave But daring? Not usually? You tend to like to make calculated risks. So while you may not be base jumping any time soon... You are up for whatever's new and (a little) exciting! How Daring Are You?

Five Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK 5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time!" 2. Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.... 1. Raise your head slowly and say, "....In Jesus' name, Amen."

Hi There Sexy.....
Now that i have your attention: WANTED: SF seeks SM for a lot of S & M would prefer a pothead to get high with an alcoholic to get drunk with an agro son of a bitch to get rough with a shy guy to be still with a bank manager to pay the bills a clown to have fun with a demon to spank with a wizard to do tricks with an angel to fly with a troll to hide with if you think one or more of these sounds like you then give a girl a holla.... and stop reading silly blogs.....hehehehehhehe

Interview
so i may or may not have an interview in a little while. I am waiting on them to give me a call!! I really want this new job. It would mean more money for me and i can actually start saving some to fix up my car!! Its in the same place but its a better job!! Yes ill still be at the same place who cares!! I took piper to daycare today and she looked so adorable!! She was so happy to go to daycare sometimes it just worries me that she doesnt really want to be with me,but i know that she has to get used to be around kids!!! as i sit here and type it reminds me of a time when i couldnt really type!! I was out to sea and my friends and loved ones had to go weeks without hearing from me!! It hurt me to not be able to write to them and tell them that i was okay!! So there i was sitting on a blackened deck watching well more likely hearing missiles go over my head towards shore!! I couldnt bear to think of the stuff that those missiles did, but the next morning i found out some of i

Blackboard Lesson
BAD sUBBIE i will not carve the flogger handles i will not spank others i will not aim for Mistress' head i will not yell safeword in the grocery store i will not yell fire everytime Mistress lights a candle funny noises are not funny Punishment is not boring or pointless i will not call Mistress, Dr. Death i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum a burp is not an appropriate response to Mistress i will not eat all Mistress' m & m's while She is at work Mistress' gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet i will not call Mistress, spud head, butt head or any kind of head Mistress' ARE perfect Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Mistress i will not peek out of the blindfold there is no such thing as "slave immunity" i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission i did not win an emmy for my last ses

Erotic Confessions ~flying Solo Part 2~the Wingman
Having enough of this solo fun, I turn off the shower and towel off. I want more, and I want it now. I walk naked down the hallway looking for you. I see you there, sitting on the couch, trying to act as if nothing is up. But, I know you were there, I know you watched me. I turn to you and say "Take your clothes off, lets get naked." After which you immediately obey. You say, "Baby, I love it when you say that to me." "I love it when my girl wants to be naked! " You grab me with such force that I am slammed up against the wall. You devour my tongue in your mouth. Deep, we, passionate kisses. We slowly make our way down the hallway to the bedroom. I feel myself getting wet at just the thought at what is going to happen next. I pulled you down with me, on to the bed. Kissing you like this was our last day on earth. I roll you over onto you back; I get on top and straddle you. I slowly move my tongue down your neck, kissing you ever so softly. I hear you moan as my ton

For The Men Who Fought
Thank you's howl like wind across the dead, Howl dark and cold through trees that cannot speak, As none below has ears for what we say, Nor can a smile crease a vanished cheek. Killing lays all souls on one small bed. Yet we must thank you for ourselves, to seek One moment of forgiveness on our way, Unloosing tears we weep but cannot shed. Thank you for the men who died for us fighting horrid wars..

Why?
Why do i always seem to fall in love with the wrong woman? Seems I have been used. fucked i just want to end it all now. I gave up talking to all my female internet friends for her now i have no one. I think its time for me to give up and end it all.

Creature
Go Run away In Distress Try To Hide From What's Creeping And Crawling And Stabbing Within Try To Deny The Turmoil Inside If You Fight Yourself Hard Enough You'll Never Win Any Ounce Of Serenity Or A Calm Hope At Best (Or A Calm Hope At Best) Can leave you heaving on the floor Gasping for breath (Are You Gasping For Breath?) To Be Left On The Floor Gasping For Breath! You're either the person you are Or The Person Your Trying, Trying, Trying, Trying To Be Don't let the outside sway too far From where you want to be And at any cruel moments Of This You Can ruin The Best Where's Your Body is Brutally Pressed Against The Confines Of Your tense Flesh And If You Close Your Eyes Tight Enough Then None Of The Bad Can Get In [x2] And If You Close Your Eyes Tight Enough Then None Of The Light Can Get In (Then None Of The Light Can Get In) Boom You scream as the light hits you It radiates though out your whole soul Boom The pain is clarity It cleanses, and

Kindred Spirits
Kindred Spirits I thought I knew you Long ago and far away In another world. Thoughts in unison Memories of yesterday When love was sweeter. Maybe I know you Something so familiar now Thaws my frozen heart. Words I long to hear Whisper from your trembling lips Touch my very soul. Heal my broken heart Kiss my wounds and make me whole Let me live again. Author~~ Linda Ori

Taking Over Me
You don't remember me, but I remember you. I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you. But who can decide what they dream? And dream I do. [chorus:] I believe in you. I'll give up everything just to find you. I have to be with you to live, to breath... You're taking over me. Can you know what I know and all we have. You saw me mourning my love for you and touched my hand. I knew you loved me then. [chorus] I look in the mirror and see your face, if I look deep enough. So many things inside that just frighten you are taking over. [chorus 2x] (taking over me) You're taking over me (taking over me) Taking over me

Lost In Love
I realize the best part of love is the thinnest slice And it don't count for much But I'm not letting go I believe there's still much to believe in So lift your eyes if you feel you can Reach for a star and I'll show you a plan I figured it out What I needed was someone to show me You know you can't fool me I've been loving you too long It started so easy You want to carry on (chorus) Lost in love and I don't know much Was I thinking aloud and fell out of touch? But I'm back on my feet and eager to be what you wanted So lift your eyes if you feel you can Reach for a star and I'll show you a plan I figured it out What I needed was someone to show me You know you can't fool me I've been loving you too long It started so easy You want to carry on (chorus) You know you can't fool me I've been loving you too long It started so easy You want to carry on (chorus) Now I'm lost, lost in love, lost in love, lost in love Now I'm lost, lost in love, los

A Notice (continued)
To all mt CT friends and especially to my girlies at CT. Following on with the bulletin i posted on pms, Here are the following stories what some of the women have experienced. A friend of mine has requested this so i thought that i would post it and share with everyone on CT. It may be able to help others as well. I know for me to be able to pin down and reflect with some professional help, what i found out and the exact cause for me was really good...to be able to find out exactly why i reacted to certain things and the way i behaved sometimes. Here is the website: http://www.pms.org.uk/About+PMS/Shared+Personal+Stories If i had the chance, now that i know the exact cause of why my body reacts in this way and why i would behave this way, i would love to relive the happy times i have had in my life and especially my love life as well. To be able to know and to be able to understand that this was the cause to everything that happened to me, my life. Im sure that many up

Are We Friends Or Are We Not?
Written with a pen Sealed with a Kiss If you're my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I'm here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the ones I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, den you'll know you have a circle of friends. Kk, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend! 6-9 peeps you are a Good friend 10+peeps you are the bestest friend ever!!

Run Around
Once upon a midnight dearie I woke with something in my head I couldn't escape the memory Of a phone call and of what you said Like a game show contestant with a parting gift I could not believe my eyes When I saw through the voice of a trusted friend Who needs to humor me and tell me lies Yeah humor me and tell me lies And I'll lie too and say I don't mind And as we seek so shall we find And when you're feeling open I'll still be here But not without a certain degree of fear Of what will be with you and me I still can see things hopefully But you Why you wanna give me a run-around Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up When all it does is slow me down And shake me and my confidence About a great many things But I've been there I can see it cower Like a nervous magician waiting in the wings Of a bad play where the heroes are right And nobody thinks or expects too much And hollywood's calling for the movie rights Singing hey babe let's keep in touch Hey

Our Dreams
Our dreams show us who we really are. The people who we want to be when we are awake. Some of us are those people. But with me there is another side crying to come out to play. No one but my self can bring out my true self.

Thursday 2/22/07
Good morning everyone, not much going on here again today, Just updating my stash and things here on CT. I've made it to cherry grunt and now trying to make it to the next level lol. Hope everyone has a great day!

This Is A Serious Request - Not A Contest - Please Read (repost)
)OK. Here's the deal. One of my best friends in the world, Brandi 26, is getting married in real life this Sat (2-24-07). Her little sister Samantha 24, who is her maid of honor, was admitted into the hospital yesterday for having multiple seizures. Since being admitted she has now had over 40 seizures and the doctors have yet to find out what is causing it, much less stop it. We have had to cancel parts of the wedding already. I don't care what faith or relegion you are. I am asking for your prayers. Please pray and send healing energies to this family in their time of need. I will be doing everything I can, but I am only one. Please help. If you repost this, it would be very much appreciated. If you choose to make it sticky (I would but have no credit card) I will be amazed. Thank you all for your time!

Man Who Mistook Porn Sounds For Rape Charged
funny news (AP) OCONOMOWOC, Wis. A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching. "Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake." According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock. "Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?" The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone. The neighbor later played for police the part

Lingerie Contest!!!
HELLO ALL YOU GREAT PEOPLE OF CHERRYTAP!!! THIS IS OUR FIRST CONTEST AND WE HOPE TO HAVE EVERYONE IN ON IT. ITS A LINGERIE CONTEST. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE GIRLS GET INTO YOU BEST LINGERIE AND POST A PIC ON THE BLOG!!! GUYS PUT ON YOUR BEST UNDIES AND DO THE SAME. THE CONTEST WILL OFFICALLY START ON SATURDAY!!!!! POST THE PIC YOU WANT VOTES ON THE BOX OR LEAVE A LINK SO WE CAN GET TO IT!!! ANYONE THAT POSTS "FAKE PICS" THAT ARENT THEM WILL BE OUT OF THE RUNNING. STARTING SATURDAY YOU CAN POST YOUR PICS AND LEAVE COMMENTS TOO ON MY BLOG. THE VOTING WILL START NEXT SATURDAY!!!!!. AFTER THE CONTEST THE BLOG WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL START A NEW CONTEST.. HAVE FUN WITH IT AND ENJOY!!!!

Thursday 2/23/07
Not much going on today, dad woke me up at 9 a.m. vacuuming the house (ugh lol) so I'm up and working on CT now lol,at noon be sure to tune into Crush FM and listen to Renee go live for the very first time! have a great day everyone.

Introduction
I wanted to share some work of famous poets, as they have always inspired me to expand my knowledge and inner self. What brought me to share this blog is the world out there. The war, the fighting...everything. It makes you think whether the world has stayed the same, or whether it is changing for the better? I mean what do you think? Ive picked out some poems which convey upon this idea; this topic, and many which has inspired me to carry on writing and wondering, pondering in my mind. I feel in some of these literature, it seems somewhat ironic to what is happening in this world now.

Do You Know What It Means.....
communication One entry found for communication. Main Entry: com·mu·ni·ca·tion Pronunciation: k&-"myü-n&-'kA-sh&n Function: noun 1 : an act or instance of transmitting 2 a : information communicated b : a verbal or written message 3 a : a process by which information is exchanged between individuals through a common system of symbols, signs, or behavior ; also : exchange of information b : personal rapport 4 plural a : a system (as of telephones) for communicating b : a system of routes for moving troops, supplies, and vehicles c : personnel engaged in communicating 5 plural but singular or plural in construction a : a technique for expressing ideas effectively (as in speech) b : the technology of the transmission of information (as by print or telecommunication)

Mirror Mirror
Screams.................. Trapped in the reflections of another's mirror Pushing..... Shoving..... To Break free Cant you see the image before you is not me But an illusion you want to see Another push ... The mirror cracks and breaks Naked before you the truth now stands Your perfect image shattered The shards of glass your plans for her Each droplet of blood A sacfrice of time As you search eyes void of light She backs away The shadows easing her back to their welcoming embrace Acceptance sooths her ..........calling her home Nixy

I Now Want To Own A Long Bow....
So today was spent in an interesting way. A few friends and I went on a little trip to some far out part of town, to a GIANT sporting goods store: Hunting, Fishing, Camping, all that. To sum it up: I had great fun. I mean, Guns, Knives, Bows, Raccoon Hats, Camo, And a family cafe upstairs. It was just a fun place to visit and a fun place to mess with various dangerous objects. I was tempted to purchase a bow, but no money. Those things are sure fun. Other then that part of they day, it was all good, and I can say I really enjoyed this day.

Mysterious Skin Disease
Most individuals with this disease report disturbing symptoms such as crawling, stinging and biting sensations, as well as non-healing skin lesions which are associated with highly unusual structures. These structures can be described as fiber-like or filamentous, and they are the most striking and least understood aspect of this disease. In addition, many sufferers also report symptoms of disabling fatigue, severe mental confusion, short term memory loss, joint pain, sharp decline in vision, and serious neurological disorders. The MRF is currently working with physicians, nurses, patients, and research scientists, to better understand the disease, and to increase public awareness. The MRF is also committed to raising the funds required to research this medical mystery, and has funded two university research scientists thus far. http://www.morgellons.org/

Unfinished...
I see your eyes in a wide open gaze, and they're not blinded by an artifical haze. What i saw I was too afraid to see, because what i saw was a mirror imaage of me. We both know the pain, we've felt it before, but with you and him my heart just tore. How can this be, why is it happening so late? Then I find out, you are willing to wait. The sound of your voice saying the words that i craved, made my heart fall and my senses rage. I was so angry, how could you say this to me, If you had said this a year ago, I would agree. I cannot just ignore you, you keep my head straight, but it's not fair to you to ask you to wait. I wish you didn't let me get to you so much, But I know how it feels to want just one more touch. The table has turned, now you're on the outside, wanting to get in, but your hands are tied. It's a win-lose situation, no guarantee, that you won't be happy until you have me...

Testimony From Physicians And Psychiatrists For The S/m Policy Reform Statement
Testimony from Physicians and Psychiatrists for the S/M Policy Reform Statement Kink Aware Professionals: The resource for people who are seeking psychotherapeutic, medical, dental, complementary healing, and legal professionals who are informed about the diversity of consensual, adult sexuality. Susan D. Wagenheim, M.D. subbSHRINK@aol.com As a board-certified psychiatrist and supporter of the National Organization for Women, I write in support of amending the policy statement on consensual S/M. It is my understanding that S/M practice is a valid expression of adult consensual sexuality. In my private practice, I hear patients tell me frequently that they were "born this way"; ie submissive or dominant in sexual nature. Their experience is that S/M is their sexual ORIENTATION, and they "come out" to themselves much as homosexual and lesbian people do. With that understanding, there is no place in NOW for discrimination against a woman's right to choose; her

Life Lessons
It's hard to tell what to feel anymore, pain and plesure have become one, Its hard to tell what's real anymore, Love is found where there is none, It's hard to find the truth anymore, people sidestep the issue and lie, It's hard to find friendship anymore, With so many hello's and goodbyes, It's hard to see who someone is anymore, People cover their faults in discrace, It's hard to tell who's wrong anymore, In this pitiful human race, It's hard to breathe the air anymore, Its so full of dirt and disease, It's hard to even exist anymore, Making many people fall to thier knees, but it's hard to know how to pray to anymore, With hearts full sin and disbelief, It's hard to know who to trust anymore, When everyone turns to some one else, Its hard to just let go anymore, And learn to believe in ourselves.

Another Cherokee Vampire Myth
U`TLÛÑ'TÄ ~ A VAMPIRE FROM CHEROKEE FOLKLORE Among the Cherokee there is a legend of a terrible bloodthirsty ogress who slaughters people and eats their livers. Known as the U`tlûñ'ta, this she-creature can adopt any shape or appearance to suit her purpose, but in her right form she looks very much like an old woman, except that her whole body is covered with a skin as hard as a rock that no weapon can penetrate. On her right hand she has a long, stony forefinger made from hard bone, shaped like an awl or the head of a spear. She uses this ghastly weapon to stab whomever she encounters. Because of this fearsome weapon she is called U`tlûñ'tä, or 'Spear-finger'. Some people call her Nûñ'yunu'ï, or 'Stone-dress' because of her stony skin. By whatever name she is called, though, this vengeful and bloodthirsty creature is to be deeply feared.

Who Were The Knights Templar?
The Knights Templar were a monastic military order formed at the end of the First Crusade to protect pilgrims traveling on route from Europe to the recently captured city of Jerusalem. Within a couple of decades the group became an order with the backing of both the Pope and the collective European monarchies. Within two centuries they had become powerful enough to defy all but the Papal throne. Feared as warriors, respected for their piety and sought out for their wealth, there is no doubt that the Knights Templar were the key players of the monastic fighting orders. Due to their vast wealth, the Templars essentially invented banking as we know it. Usury (the lending of money for interest) was forbidden by the church in those days, but the Templars were able to skirt the issue and finance even kings. Perhaps due to this wealth or fear of their seemingly limitless powers, they were destined to be destroyed. The order met with a rather untimely demise at the hands of the Pope an

Circles
True love soon calls, To winters falls, Yet lust is in the wind, Wheels grind and bend, As life has no end, Conspiracy is all around, Tears fill the wells, Outside of church bells, Destiny is once again on our side, Rose petals in bloom, Hearts destined for doom, Yet love will rise but once again, Upon the wind, Yet light and free, How could you ever,,, Fall in love with me?..... Written by: Azalia