Fubar Blog Posts 3

Me And My Baby
The following clip is of me and my Galah "baby". I found her injured and after she healed,I tried to release her but she wanted to stay.So now she is part of the family.In this clip,she is trying to get my lip piercing,she loves the shiny lol.In the end she snobs me because she doesnt get her own way :p

True Love
When I think of my love for you the wonder of its beauty takes my breath away. I cannot recall the moment in time it began, but only the overwhelming feeling of ecstasy it brought to me. For at that moment I knew happiness.A happiness I had never known before. For just the thought of you gave me joy beyond belief.The thought of being with you and being held by you was my one desire I knew once we first met none other would ever do,for I knew love. I knew love as I had never thought possible in this life time. It is a love of passion and desire. It is a never-ending need to you, for you, only you. When I think of my love for youI realize I now know the true meaning of love. I will love you as long as this life endures and beyond,for you are my dreams, my realities. You are my heartYou are my meaning of true love.

Crazy World
SAN'A, Yemen (AP) -- A Yemeni judge dissolved the marriage of an 8-year-old girl to a man nearly four times her age, and the girl's lawyer said Wednesday that the court also ordered the youngster removed from the control of the father who forced her into the wedding. The lawyer, Shatha Ali Nasser, said the girl is just one of thousands of underaged girls who have been forced into marriages in this poor tribal country at the southern tip of the Arabian Peninsula. The girl's story has drawn headlines in Yemen because she took the unusual step of seeking out a judge on her own to file for divorce. She recounted her ordeal to reporters Wednesday, a day after the judge in San'a ended the two-month marriage. Judge Mohammed al-Qady said he had been moved by the girl's plight from the start. The girl said her father forced her to marry a 30-year-old man she identified as Faiz Ali Thamer. She charged that her husband constantly beat her and forced her to have sex. "I used to run

Anything Goes Russian Roulette Of Tunes Day!!
WELL EVERYBODY, SINCE YESTERDAY WAS SUCH A BIG HIT IN THE LOUNGE, WITH THE ANYTHING GOES, RUSSIAN ROULETTE OF TUNES, WE'VE DECIDED TO MAKE IT A WEEKLY EVENT!!SO, FROM NOW ON, WE'LL BE HOLDING OUR RUSSIAN ROULETTE OF TUNES EVERY WEEK ON THURSDAYS, ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT!! FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT MISSED YESTERDAY, WE'LL BE HAVING IT AGAIN TONIGHT ON ASMO'S SHIFT AS WELL. SO, GET IN THE LOUNGE AND TOSS OUT THOSE REQUESTS!! ANYTHING GOES ON THURSDAYS(ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT) AND ON FRIDAYS (ASMO'S SHIFT ONLY), YOU WANT ROCK,METAL,RAP,DANCE,HIP HOP,CLASSIC ROCK,COUNTRY,OLDIES,CAJUN,ALTERNATIVE,DISCO,U NAME IT, WE'LL PLAY IT!! THANX TO ALL OF THOSE THAT MADE YESTERDAY SUCH A HIT IN THE LOUNGE, HAD A BLAST, CAN'T WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN!!! CLICK THE PIC TO COME JOIN IN ON THE BOOT STOMPIN, A$$ KICKIN COUNTRY & SOUTHERN ROCK TUNES AND FUN CLICK THE PIC TO COME JOIN IN ON THE BOOT STOMPIN, A$$ KICKIN COUNTRY AND SOUTHERN ROCK TUNES AND FUN CLICK THE PIC TO COME JOIN IN

Yeah I Lie
Every one lies...and what's the difference in lying on the computer. You know what the difference is you can't see the other person smile while they lie. which makes it easier to lie to begin with. Take me for example...I lie on to cyber people only because I know your lying also, so I cover my tracks and back track in order to make myself sound better than what I really am. Ha who doesn't do that. But there is a difference in how people display they're lies. if it sounds too good to be true then it probably is, but if at one point you think this person is great just think to yourself..."greatness is in the eye of the on looker". False truth is human nature. Every Human lies, and only to benefit. So when you think I'm lying to you, think of this...I lie when I have something to gain, and if there is no gain then there is no reason for me to lie. So most of you out there might have gotten a lie or two from me but oh well. It's human nature.

4 Lips, 2 Nips And A Button......
A soft cool breeze was blowing as we walked, holding hands....just enjoying the company of each other. Both of us dressed for the warmth of the day.....you, looking so good in blue and khaki and me dressed simply in a pink top with a short white skirt. A smile crossed my lips as you leaned in to steal the first of several kisses....a trait I have learned to love. Something so special about stolen kisses....giggling. Your hands enveloped me in an embrace as your kisses grew deeper.. I glance up at you in surprise as your hand sneaks under my skirt.....but my surprised was mirrored by your own when you realized I was pantiless. A primal growl escaped you as you sunk your teeth into the side of my neck....Mmmmmmm. With a playful swat, I pushed your hands away....and started to run....with you following right behind. Glancing back over my shoulder, I laugh as I realize you were right there ready to pounce. I felt your hand grasp my wrist and turn me to face you. Another stolen ki

Surgery Still Upcoming
well Joey has not had surgery as yet... Its now set for next Wednesdy the 23rd. He has had his pre-op already so I'm fairly sure it will be a go this time. He's again suffering from the gout as well so has been in a lot of pain for the past week. Hopefully this flare up will go away quickly as the dr has prescribed another gout med for him to take to try and help. He's also given him new pain pills to try to see if maybe he can get at least enough relief to be able to sleep a bit. Please keep praying. Love to all. Jodi

Relationship Wonders
Me and my guy have been going around in circles for the last ten years and I don't know what to do. He's lied, cheated, and been in and out of relationship with other girls and still I can't stop myself from falling for him every time I hear his voice. He's told me that I'm his best friend and anchor, that I still have his rib (Adam & Eve ppl) and yet as soon as another girl catches his eye, it's like I don't exist. Then again, he's talked to me when he's been in those other relationships. What's he want from me? I know what I want and he knows what I want, but what I want to know is what he wants? Any ideas? Thoughts? Suggestions?

Just A Not
Hey everyone, Just a note to let everyone know that I had to lock down personal photos of myself. I have taken a position back out in the nursing field. With the career of homebound nursing we run into a lot of different patients and family members. The policy for where I work is that we are not allowed to have personal web pages on any dating sites, or adult sites. I know sounds a bit weird n things, but I guess someone got busted with distasteful images. (or what the work force claims is distasteful..lol) So therefore to cover the whole what if and so forths of the work place that is their policy. I am not sure at this time when i will bring down my page, but for those of you that would like to stay in contact with me, please send me your yahoo name in mail, and I will be more than happy to add all my wonderful friends and family. Now bare in mind, if I add people, dont be offended if at first I dont recognize the name especially if its diff from fubar. As anyone, we k

Jedi Mind Games
okay... why the FUCK do ppl think life is a game.. ppl act like it aint all that hard to get them. they start a lil drama thinking it funny. maybe you all should be looking at your t.v. did ou see that poor 15yr old grl who got her ass kicked? they were kids. look you come starting drama on my page and doing some funny shit like "take my grl" your going to get it like the fucking post man.... thanx ppl now go fuck your yourself.

And Here I Am Another Day
And here I am another day Brushing back the streaks of grey While pushing forth in steady run With tired dreams I chase the sun Yet in my mind there's still some time My heart's strong rhythms beat A searching soul forward will go Toward a dream someday to meet Today life takes another year While I choke down some lonesome fear I've long surpassed the starting gun With tired dreams I chase the sun And though I know not why I run Some voice inside pushes me on It tells me tales of better days And gives me strength to go beyond And now life moves in record time While I slow ponder of it's rhyme And learn this race is never won With tired dreams I chase the sun But, won or not I still must run Or slip and fall to darker days Without the chase I'd lose the sun And lose my dreams along the way And though life asks another tear I'll chase the sun another year For death waits where the day is done With tired dreams I chase the sun

My Coment On The Pope Visiting The U.s.
This is a recent article of the Catholic Church, or Vatican, pope visiting the US to console victims of sexual abuse by priests. I was going to post the following comment on the page of the article, but it was too long (as usual). LOL http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=4678527&page=1 MY POST: If I tell you that you have 13 toes, it's not true. You know its not true. Albeit, if I tell you something that hurts (or angers) and offends you, its because you are secretly agreeing with me and all defensiveness is a sign of denial. Judgment and intolerance of criticism is a form of defensiveness. When you repress people psychologically and spiritually you essentially repress them sexually. All abuse is eventually sexual abuse because we are sexual beings and sex is ultimately the greatest releaser and healer of emotional tension in the body. Healthy orgasms are important, especially for women, who are more emotional creatures than men, to help us regulate and balance our emotiona

Yard Sales!
I just got back from "garage selling" with my friend. She called me and told me the senior citizen neighborhood that her dad lives in was having a big sale and that we might be able to find Ashton some things. I thought "what the hell" so I went and picked her up and then picked up her Dad. There were a lot of houses that had sales. At first it was a lot of stuff we didn't need but by the end, I ended up getting a really comfortable love seat that reclines. It can be recovered. She wanted $50 and I offered her $25 and she took it! I also found a knife set for Ashton and a food processor! Also a brand new cook book for a dollar that sells for $35.00 in stores! It felt good to get out and walk. I am going over to some friend's house for dinner tonight. Peter went up to the cabin this morning to bring up a trailer he got the other day and also to bring up tires for our truck up there. Last trip, the kids got a flat in the truck! He told me that he will be back for dinner s

Someday We'll Know
90 miles outside Chicago Can't stop driving I don't know why So many questions I need an answer Two years later You're still on my mind Whatever happened to Amelia Earhart? Who holds the stars up in the sky? Is true love just once in a lifetime? Did the captain of the Titanic cry? Someday we'll know if love can move a mountain Someday we'll know why the sky is blue Someday we'll know why I wasn't meant for you Does anybody know the way to Atlantis Or what the wind says when she cries? I'm speeding by the place that I met you For the 97th time tonight Someday we'll know if love can move a mountain Someday we'll know why the sky is blue Someday we'll know why I wasn't meant for you Someday we'll know why Samson loved Delilah One day I'll go dancing on the moon Someday you'll know that I was the one for you I bought a ticket to the end of the rainbow I watched the stars crash in the sea If I could ask God just one question Why aren't you here with me t

Goin Through Hell
well ur gurl has been goin through hell lately my a** of a step father through me out. wich im glad cuz all they did is used me for my lil bit of money and treat me like crap!!! then i decided that i should kick a coffee table ofcourse the table won and now i have a broke foot! lol i feel like such a tard! i really do need sum fam love rite now mcl

Bleed It Out
Yeah here we go for the hundredth time, Hand grenade pins in every line Throw 'em up and let something shine Going out of my fucking mind Filthy mouth, no excuse Find a new place to hang this noose String me up from atop these roofs Knot it tight so I won't get loose Truth is you can stop and stare Bled myself out and no one cares Dug a trench out, laid down there With a shovel up out to reach somewhere Yea someone pour it in, Make it a dirt dance floor again Say your prayers and stomp it out When they bring that chorus in I bleed it out Digging deeper just to throw it away I bleed it out Digging deeper just to throw it away I bleed it out Digging deeper just to throw it away Just to throw it away Just to throw it away I bleed it out Go, stop the show Chop your words in a sloppy flow Shotgun opera, lock and load Cock it back and then watch it go Mama help me, I've been cursed Death is rolling in every verse Candypaint on his brand new hearse Can't co

Don't Stay
Sometimes I, need to remember just to breathe Sometimes I, need you to stay away from me Sometimes I’m in disbelief I didn’t know Somehow I need you to go Don’t stay Forget our memories Forget our possibilities What you were changing me into Just give me myself back and Don’t stay Forget our memories Forget our possibilities Take all your faithlessness with you Just give me myself back and Don’t stay Sometimes I, feel like I trusted you too well Sometimes I, just feel like screaming at myself Sometimes I’m in disbelief I didn’t know Somehow I need to be alone Don’t stay Forget our memories Forget our possibilities What you were changing me into Just give me myself back and Don’t stay Forget our memories Forget our possibilities Take all your faithlessness with you Just give me myself back and Don’t stay I don’t need you anymore, I don’t want to be ignored I don’t need one more day of you wasting me away I don’t need you anymore, I don’t want to b

Hit The Floor
There are just too many times that people have tried to look inside of me Wondering what I think of you and I protect you out of courtesy Too many times that I’ve held on what I needed to push away Afraid to say what was on my mind afraid to say what I need to say Too many things that you said about me when I’m not around You think having the upper hand means you gotta keep putting me down But I’ve had too many standoffs with you it’s about as much as I can stand So I’m waiting until the upper hand is mine (One minute you're on top) Next you're not watch you drop (Making your heart stop) Just before you hit the floor (One minute you're on top) Next you're not missed a shot (Making you're heart stop) You think you've won (And then it's all gone) So many people like me put so much trust in all your lies So concerned with what you think to just say what we feel inside So many people like me walk on eggshells all day long All I know is that all I want is to feel lik

The Little Things You Give Away
Water grey, through the windows, up the stairs Chilling rain, like an ocean everywhere Don't want to reach for me do you? I mean nothing to you The little things give you away And now there will be no mistaking The levees are breaking All you've ever wanted Was someone to truly look up to you And six feet underwater I do Hope decays, generations disappear Washed away, as a nation simply stares Don't want to reach for me do you? I mean nothing to you The little things give you away But now there will be no mistaking The levees are breaking All you've ever wanted Was someone to truly look up to you And six feet underwater I do All you've ever wanted Was someone to truly look up to you And six feet underground, now I Now I do Little things give you away (x4) Little things give you away (All you’ve ever wanted) Little things give you away (Was someone to truly look up to you

What I've Done
In this farewell, There’s no blood, There’s no alibi. ‘Cause I’ve drawn regret, From the truth, Of a thousand lies. So let mercy come, And wash away… What I’ve Done. I’ll face myself, To cross out what I’ve become. Erase myself, And let go of what I’ve done. Put to rest, What you thought of me. While I clean this slate, With the hands, Of uncertainty. So let mercy come, And wash away… What I’ve Done. I’ll face myself, To cross out what I’ve become. Erase myself, And let go of what I’ve done. For What I’ve Done I'll start again, And whatever pain may come. Today this ends, I’m forgiving what I’ve done. I’ll face myself, To cross out what I’ve become. Erase myself, And let go of what I’ve done. What I’ve done. Forgiving What I’ve Done.

Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley was born in London. Her mother, Mary Wollstonecraft, died of puerperal fever 10 days after giving birth to her daughter. Mary's labor lasted 18 hours and then it took four hours to remove the rest of the placenta. She was one of the first feminists, the author of A Vindication of the Rights of Woman (1792), and the novel The Wrongs of Woman, in which she wrote: "We cannot, without depraving our minds, endeavour to please a lover or husband, but in proportion as he pleases us." In the intellectual circles of London, her acquaintances included the painter Henry Fuseli, Erasmus Darwin, Charles's grandfather, and William Blake, who illustrated an edition of her book, Original Stories from Real Life. Mary Shelley's father was the writer and political journalist William Godwin, who became famous with his work An Enquiry Concerning Political Justice (1793). Godwin had revolutionary attitudes to most social institutions, including marriage. In feminism he found

Job Ap
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more inti

My Where Abouts
Thursday was time for my check up with the doctor. I knew that I was going to have blood work done and have her to check my knee. Even though I’m afraid of needles I’ve never been one to feel all faint and stuff while having blood drawn. The nurse was drawing my blood and I started to feel like I was going to pass out. I told them I was fine even though I wasn’t. My doctor tells me that my knee is not healing well. So still having to baby it. Friday we just had gotten home from running our town and getting daddy. Mama gets a call a from the doctor office. The nurse was letting her know about her blood work which was really good. She is out of the heart attack range now. Then she asks about my blood work. She gets this totally serious look on her face. After she gets off the phone she tells I am anemic. I said that isn’t that bad. She said Heather you’re not listening to me. You are servelly anemic. She then starts to explain that the anemia is why I have been staying so tired and havin

Shopping/work
Today was an alright day, I went to work for noonish, was off at 4:00pm, went to Wal-Mart looked around, then went to the mall, got a cute royal blue spring jacket. I wish it was black and white. Then I came home, my mom liked my jacket. I went to take a shower because my hair was just gross, yes my hair gets oily, but doesnt everyones? Anywho, so I had a bath not shower, it was relaxing, then here I am.I had dinner which was chicken breast, potatoes, and salad. I bought a jacket because my $70 playboy sweater I've worn for a year now, I don't want that to fade and have the symbol fade off either. So this is why I got that cute jacket, plus it looked hot on me so I got it. Will take pictures probably later with the digicam and the webcam.

Takin The Long, Winding Road...
The Long Winding Road Here I am It's 3:15AM I'm sitting here and wondering What did I do wrong? Somebody I trusted for three years Someone I thought cared Decided tonight to just go ahead And rip me behind the back of my head Elizabeth Penner never got the memo Friendship is something to respect But really quick she went emo And lost all of it with some disconnect Her friends, they are none No other shoulders to bear the load Now that its over we're gone To begin to take the long, winding road

Re: Translink Cops Will Continue To Taser Fare Dodgers
RE: TransLink Cops Will Continue To Taser Fare Dodgers ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 21 Apr 2008, 15:06 TransLink Cops Will Continue To Taser Fare Dodgers Police patrolling Greater Vancouver's TransLink system will continue to Taser "non-compliant" passengers and fare dodgers a news conference heard Friday, providing more evidence to indicate that the notorious stun gun has become a tool of official oppression and torture. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/april2008/042108_translink_cops. htm

Update On Collar (by Pet)
Well I just thought I would update those of you who are interested. I am still trying to get used to my collar. It weighs about a pound or a pound and a half. I haven't weighed it. It is a lot more comfortable then leather around my neck. Not nearly as hot. When I first put it on I had a tendency to hold it up to give my neck a break. It sits on top of my Rhomboid muscles and they were not used to it. The longer I have it on the better it feels. I have noticed the weight less and less. I do have a bit of a problem when I work out. My clavicles stick out just a bit so If I have to do any jumping movements the collar comes down on the bones. It does hurt a bit. I have not noticed any bruising yet. That is a miracle considering that I do tend to bruise easily. I will learn to adjust as needed. I have yet to do weighted squats with it on. I might have to figure out how to put the barbell on my shoulders and avoid the collar at the same time. I also have not laid out in it yet. I do

Something Mellow
You know our love was meant to be the kind of love that lasts forever and i want you here with me from tonight until the end of time You should know, everywhere i go your always on my mind, in my heart , in my soul Baby, Your the meaning in my life your the inspiration you bring feeling to my life your the inspiration wanna have you near me I wanna have you hear me sayin no one needs you more than I need you and I know, yes I know that its plain to see we're so in love when we're together now I know, that I need you here with me from tonight until the end of time You should know, everywhere i go your always on my mind, in my heart , in my soul Your the meaning in my life your the inspiration you bring feeling to my life your the inspiration wanna have you near me I wanna have you hear me sayin no one needs you more than I need you wanna have you near me I wanna have you hear me sayin no one needs you more than I need you

More On Erzebet
Married life At the age of 11, Báthory was engaged to Ferenc Nádasdy and moved to Nádasdy Castle in Sárvár. In 1575, she married Nádasdy in Varannó. At age 15 she had her first child. Nádasdy’s wedding gift to Báthory was his home, Csejte Castle, situated in the Carpathians near Trencsény, together with the Csejte country house and 17 adjacent villages. The castle itself was surrounded by a village and agricultural lands, bordered by outcrops of the Carpathian Mountains. In 1602, Nádasdy finally bought the castle from Rudolf II, Habsburg Rudolf, so that it became a private property of the family. In 1578, Nádasdy became the chief commander of Hungarian troops, leading them to war against the Ottomans. With her husband away at war, Elizabeth Báthory managed business affairs and the estates. That role usually included providing for the Hungarian and Slovak peasants, even medical care. During the height of the Long War (1593-1606), she was charged with the defense of her husband

A Story For You To Enjoy
He spotted her from across the room, her smile caught his eye. She was dressed in jeans and a tank top, nothing flashy, but he could not take his eyes from her. She caught him staring and when she only smiled, he walked over. He introduced himself and she said she was Sheri. They struck up a conversation that began with him getting caught staring, and it was hours later when she told Jack she had to leave. He walked her to her car, and just before she slipped away Jack asked for a ride. In truth his car was not there because he lived down the block, but he had her drive around until he pretended to be lost. When she pulled over he pulled her to him and kissed her softly yet firmly on the lips. She was surprised, but offered no resistance as his hands swept over her body, stopping on her breasts. She knew he could feel the nipples harden through the material of her bra, and that added to her excitement. It took everything she had to push his lips and hands away, she got out of the

Why, Spank You! Game By Heartistic Soul
This game is now open and will close at midnight EST on 5/5/08. Winners will be posted and awarded their bucks on 5/6, so all orders MUST be received by closing time. Game F.A.Q. 1. Who can I spank? You may spank ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Those will be marked on the scoreboard, so that you know not to order for them again. 2. Can I order more than one at a time? Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many spanks for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 spanks) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." 3. How long does it take for them to receive them? That depends on a few things. First, it depends on your order. If it wasn't placed correctly and I have to reply for more information, it will add to the delay. In addition

Burden!
I have had a burden fall upon me, in the recent days. It is saddening and most of all tragic. A few days back, my Aunt and I were having a conversation on the phone, about life in general. My uncle has been sick for sometime now and in and out of the hospital. His illness is caused from a path he had chosen to take back when he was younger (Alcoholism), his WBC is extremely high and has caused for serious alarm. He is slowly dying. His wife (My Aunt) says she cannot do this anymore and is thinking about leaving him. Mind you My uncle has been sober for over 2 years now. He has accepted that he will most likely not make it through the end of this year. The rest of the family including his own mother (My grandmother) refuses to even consider with the cost of funeral costs when it comes to that. So that is how the burden came to fall on me. I am over 2,000 miles away from him and the rest of my family. Should my husband and I be the wonderful neice and nephew-in-law and help m

Keep Your Fork
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things 'in order,' she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. 'There's one more thing,' she said excitedly. 'What's that?' came the Pastor's reply. 'This is very important,' the young woman continued. 'I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand.' The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. That surprises you, doesn't it?' the young woman asked. 'Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request,' said the Pastor. The young woman explained. 'My grandmother once told me this story,

Life Rules Lol
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and the Shithead's. > >2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.. > >3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. > >4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" > >5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. > >6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea." > >7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. > >8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. > >9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"? > >10. I don't approve ofpolitical jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. > >11 The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. > >12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you to

Caught In Between
I've got no one to talk to so I'm writing this to get stuff off my chest because I feel so many emotions running through me all at once. I recently found out that someone I view as a nephew,I love as family did something or may have been part of something he should'nt have been involved with,that being said he's given people he respects and knows his word that it's not what it appears to be and with that I will believe him because he's never lied to me before. I'm disappointed in his actions after the said event occured,he could have notified people but he did'nt,I've had to worry about that in the back of my head for a few weeks now,people asking me on here about him,calling me at work,I don't know I'm just frustrated by the whole thing and because of this I've taken time away from someone that I honestly tried to keep time for,I just feel that I'm being pulled in two different directions with my life at times in that regard,it's like I feel it's either 100% commital to one end or the

Angels
I sit and wait does an angel contemplate my fate and do they know the places where we go when we're grey and old 'cos I've been told that salvation lets their wings unfold so when I'm lying in my bed thoughts running through my head and I feel that love is dead I'm loving angels instead CHORUS: And through it all she offers me protection a lot of love and affection whether I'm right or wrong and down the waterfall wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me when I come to call she won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead When I'm feeling weak and my pain walks down a one way street I look above and I know I'll always be blessed with love and as the feeling grows she breathes flesh to my bones and when love is dead I'm loving angels instead Chorus x 2

Thieved From Iced
Your Autobiography Part 1: The Birth of You: Were you a planned baby?: yes Were you the first?: yes and only Who was present at your birth?: mom and dad for a while...36 hours is a long time to be in a birthing room lol Were your parents married when you were born?:yes What is your birthdate?: 7/28/1976 gawd im old Part 2: The Family How would you describe your family?: different...to be nice although my mommy is awesomely fantasterific ... I ♥ Her Siblings or an only child?: 2 Stepsisters (I fell right smack dab in the middle...so yeah the step and the middle yay me) If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: middle and step ^ ^ ^ see ? above What are your siblings names and ages?: Jaime 29 Leigh 33 Which parent do you get along with best?: mommy Wat do you fight about?: not much Do you have step parents?: yes Part 3: The Friends Do you have more than one best friend?: no Who are your best friends?: meg What

It Will Be Worth It...promise.
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, and forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance; take it. Nobody said that it would be EASY, They just PROMISED it would be WORTH IT.

3 Different Writings
illuminated by light in the shadows you stand the taste of an unknown kiss a dangerous liaison my heart tries to convince my mind where reality and fantasy intertwine awaiting a touch that doesn't exist ------------------------------------------ do you see me when you close your eyes do you hear me the silence of my sigh the longing to find you you hide why do you hide you searched me you found my faults you kissed me and I was lost I am humbled I need to feel where are you touch me again wake me ---------------------------------------- If I could heal my soul with a word That word would be YOU I would be complete I would be whole Could you look beyond my imperfection? Could you love beyond my control? Would you fight for my needs? Would you hold me through my fears? If only you could hear my prayers If only you where here If only you would look for me My soul made whole By a simple word YOU

They Want You!!!!!!cum Get Them,i Dare You
Bratt Chaotic ^^^^^CLICK ABOVE TO GET TO AUCTION^^^^^^ ================================================= OK, I SENT OUT LINKS TO THE AUCTION EARLIER AND I KNOW A FEW COULDNT VOTE YET, I AM SORRY, HE HAS OPENED IT TO ALL TO COMMENT NOW AND I AM READY FOR YOUR BIDS.ON THE BOTTOM I HAVE COPPIED HIS BLOG ON THE CONTEST SO ANY QUESTIONS JUST READ THAT..AND EVERYONE HAVE FUN AND I HOPE TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS THERE. JUST LOOKING TO HAVE FUN, NO DRAMA. LOVE YOU ALL!! ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾ & Chaotic Princess ================================================================================================== OK all I am going to be hosting my first auction, The Sexiest Women of Fubar. If you want in on this great auction, just send me a private message letting me know that you want in, and send me a link to the pic you want in the auction, along with a list of the things the winning bidder will get. This is not a NSFW auction. Th

Just For Today.....
You know the more that I leave this town, the clearer I think. I do not understand how these people who lived here for generations haven't had enough brains to pick up and move. I have been praying for help on moving, and I think my answer is coming soon. If you guys never lived in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere, let me tell you, coming from the city and living here it's been a living nightmare for the past two years. People here are much different, they seem like the lights are on, but no ones home. I sometimes feel like in the movie "They Live" if you haven't seen it, please do so maybe you'll have a simple concept of what I've been living. LOL I have been going through A LOT lately, and I really have shut down from the world, and I though maybe writing something on here would make me feel better. Like somone actually cares enough to read what I am thinking. THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET. You know my whole entire life, people have told me exactly what to do and whe

Random Jokes Funny And Not Funny
Oval Office Monica Lweinski came into Bill Clintons office. Bill got up and closed the door. He walked over to Monica, dropped his pants, pointed to his dick and said, "How do you like my clock"? Monica said, "What are you talking about, thats not a clock". Bill answered, "Well then, put two hands and a face on it!" DUI During the big DUI Dragnet, a Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes looking fo his car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on then off. He started to pull forward into the grass then stopped. Finally when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.

I Fall Apart
I fall apart. Limb by limb, I'm falling. Decaying youth. It upsets me, but I won't cry. I won't. I refuse. Think back to a time when there was a warm summer breeze, dancing through my hair. Where the world was a welcoming, beautiful, sunny place. It's hard to think to that time, since now my eyes no longer see a welcoming world. But a cold, ugly, dreary place. My eyes, so dry and blurry. Am I seeing correctly? Should I look further on, and wait for something good? Soothsayers couldn't help me now. I'm too far gone. This isn't living, this hardly counts for living. My shoes are torn and wet, and I think I'm done for. I think this is what's left. What's left of me. I'm running, running free from these horrid dreams. Yes, free. I stumble, I fall. The rain beats hard on my chest, I can't breathe. The water turns to red and I see nothing more. This is what I was meant to be. Broken, hurt, cold,and all alone

To Share
What is love but to share??? I have the deep love of the passion that runs as deep as the oceans as high as the mountains but not the lover to give it to. My touch aches to let you feel my desires. My passion drips with erotic energy that manifests in the depths of your soul.You know me, you search for me cause it is only you that is able to recognize the intense pleasure that our hearts have when they find each other. I await you, my love is here to give to you and only you. I have the promise you. And as strong as my desire is for you now, it will only grow when we touch. Our souls become one, our hearts beat together as one. Our pleasure is taken in one another to where our spirits sore. I know you because you already have my heart. I long for you, I want you, I can share myself only with you. My love, my lover, the one who posesses my heart. By RoseHeart

For All Those With Teenagers
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is 25 years older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt any

If You Were With Me
The sky is black and moon is full The stars are out and the breeze is cool I’m parked on the cliff overlooking the sea This would be perfect if you were with me I would hold you in my arms so tight And tell you how much I love you tonight I would kiss your lips and ask you to be My wife for life if you were with me But I’m all alone up here tonight And in my opinion this does not seem right But I keep on thinking how happy I’d be With myself and world if you were with me

For My Unborn Baby
It was a week ago I lost you But it feels like yesterday I want you so bad But yet will I ever get you This is the second time That I lost you But I still was not able to have you I think some days that I am not Meant to have you I want to hold you I want to sing to you I want to rock you to sleep I want to do so many things I want my angel with me I think today is harder then when I lost you because The memories are in my head Mommy loves you so much I do not want to hurt you anymore So I guess I am saying goodbye to you Please go to some one that can Do everything that I can not do for you Just always remember I love you with my heart and soul I want you with me but I am letting you go So you can be happy some where else I love you my angel always and forever

She Silently Cries
A tear rolls down her face and falls to the floor. He touched her heart in a way no one had ever done before. All she wants to do is be with him, to make his loneliness go away. Her heart goes out to him, she's trying her hardest to make him see She is going to be there for him. She silently cries, for she can do nothing to ease his pain. She silently cries, for she can not hold him in her arms. Her soul has been wounded. She silently cries, for she wants to be able to lie within the safety of his arms. She silently cries, for she wants to love him, him to love her. She wants to cuddle up to him within the solitude of his warm body. She silently cries... TO BE CONTINUED::::::::

666 Bully
CUM AND ENTER DEATH666 LOUNGE CLICK IMAGE TO ENTER WE SHALL THINK ABOUT LETTING YOU LEAVE!!!!!!! SO COME VISIT US!!!!!!!! CUM AND ENTER DEATH666 LOUNGE CLICK IMAGE TO ENTER WE SHALL THINK ABOUT LETTING YOU LEAVE!!!!!!!

Stolen From Lewis Again....i Think I Need An Anonymous To Go To
The Deep Survey (Be completely honest or it doesn't count) [1] What's one thing that would instantly make you dislike a person? well like most people being mean of course, but I think treating my kids wrong would be even worse [2] What do you do when you need to relax? take a really long hot bath and read [3] Why do you think there is war in the world? materialistic ignorance [4] Do you think it's ok to sometimes tell white lies? not really but it happens anyway just depends really [5] Do you like things in life to stay how they are or change? Both are good. Stability means your comfortable with things, change shows you wanting to learn and grow. So either way all's good - I kept Lewis' answer because it's a good one...I completely agree [6] If someone liked you, what would be the best way to let you know? tell me straight out - I don't like games and having to guess or wonder why im getting treated a certain way same with dislike [7] What are you listen

Creation Of The Night
Feeling of trying Love slowly dieing Pain growing stronger Depression having hold longer My life will know no love. Blue because of you Tears cried for two No more pain ever again I will never give in. The pain of depression I know is real These feelings I have you cannot feel My hands will be clean of your pain Your blood, my hands, will not be stained.

A Vampires Kiss
Your tongue burns my cool skin like molten flame, As you pierce my soul I silently scream your name, I kiss your lips and taste your bloodied soul, Feel the blood engorge us and make our love whole, You come to me silently on wings of blackest night, Consuming my heart with your dark lover's bite. Joyously my blood gushes forth and splashes your face, As my fevered body you now so passionately embrace, My soul sings your black desires in endless refrain, My dark angel lover you make pleasure such sweet pain.

I Will
If you really don't want me in your life then please say so, Don't pretend that you enjoy my company, i will honestly leave you alone, i will go away and disappear, Just like i came in your life, I will do anything for your sake, I will stop loving you, if that's what you wish, But please don't ask me to stop remembering you, because that's the only way i can stay alive, Knowing that you're happy, keeps me going, Knowing that you're smiling, removes all my pain, Please don't ask me to stop loving, just like that, I need a little time, i sure will try, I, ll hide my love, i, ll conceal my tears, but please dear don't look too deep into these eyes or you might find what i fear, I'll turn my head, when you hug him, i, ll stop my heart from beating when you kiss him I'll try my best to lie to myself, That i don't love you, that you don't deserve me, I'll try my best to lie to myself, that i don't care about you, that i don't miss you, I'll try my best to lie to myself, th

Portrait Of A Vampire
His hair is black, his flesh is cold; He's tall and dark and lean. His eyes are deep and dark and clear With an unearthly sheen. He lives in darkness, shunning light; The sun would mean his death. But does he live? He has no pulse And, in his lungs, no breath. His teeth are even, pearly white, And yet, they're not quite right. He does not eat what mortals eat. It is not bread he bites. He stalks her and she does not flee; She finds him mesmerizing. But if she lets him seduce her, Will she again be rising? Does she imagine what he is Or is her mind o'ercome? Does he have her in his spell? Can she escape her doom?

The Feast
We swept into the sleepy town on wings of night; we were a rushing, a ferocious wind and we were hungry. Some felt us coming. Some amongst the fat and frightened sleepers raised their heads, their hooded eyes would try in vain to pierce the dark - as always, they would try to find a refuge in a fire, that is all they ever knew to have, to stand between them and the endless night, filled to the brim with life that wants to feast upon them, wants to sink its flashing teeth without a second's hesitation deep into their unprotected flesh and tear their worlds apart in a bright ruby sacrifice, a baptism of blood that ends their meaningless existence. But all the fires do is blind them further still and take away whatever chance they might have had to rise and flee, or to agree and find a balance, learn our ways and share our days and nights in some form that resembles an ecology - but they do no such thing, instead they quiver and they tremble, they pray,

Giving Up
I guess it's time to move on now I tried so hard to be your friend But whenever I get close You push me away So I'm giving up Can not take the pain I thought you were sweet Guess I was wrong I helped you when you were sick I held you when you were sad I was always there for you But now I'm not 'Cause I'm giving up Can not take the pain Your think I'm crazy But the crazy one is you And when you're sad and alone And wish I were there I hope you remember what you did Bucause I'm gone I'm never coming back You turned your back on my And I'm giving up

A Letteer To The World
Maya Angelou letter on Senator Hillary Clinton Body: I am Honored to Say I am With Hillary for the Long Run by Dr. Maya Angelou4/24/2008 2:39:10 PMDear Friend: I am writing to tell you about my friend, Hillary Clinton, and why I am standing with her in her campaign for the presidency. I know the kind of president Hillary Clinton will be because I know the person she is. I am inspired by her courage and her honesty. She is a reliable and trustworthy person. She is someone I not only admire but one for whom I have profound affection. Hillary does not waver in standing up for those who need a champion. She has always been a passionate protector of families. As a child, she was taught that all God’s children are equal, and as a mother, she understood that her child wasn’t safe unless all children were safe. As I wrote about Hillary recently in a praise song: “She is the prayer of every woman, and every man who longs for fair play, healthy families, good schools an

Song By Van Morrison
I've been searching a long time For someone exactly like you I've been travelling all around the world Waiting for you to come through. Someone like you makes it All worth while Someone like you keeps Me satisfied. Someone exactly Like you. I've been travellin' a hard road Lookin' for someone exactly like you I've been carryin' my heavy load Waiting for the light to come Shining through. Someone like you makes it All worth while Someone like you keeps Me satisfied. Someone exactly Like you. I've been doin' some soul searching To find out where you're at I've been up and down the highway In all kinds of foreign lands Someone like you... [etc.] I've been all around the world Marching to the beat of a different Drum. But just lately I have Realised The best is yet to come. Someone like you... [etc.]

Sorry Master
A soft whimper escapes my lips and a shiver runs through my body as I feel your hand caress my left breast, making my nipple grow hard. I lean into your touch but you pull away with a soft chuckle. "Someone seems anxious tonight." Another small laugh reaches my ears and I nod vigorously. Sometimes I hate our similar fetish for blindfolds. I want to see your face as you put me through this exquisite torture, watch your hands prepare your tools, and gaze at your gloriously naked body. I gasp softly as your hand slides between my thighs, urging them further apart to allow your fingers to dip inside my dew soaked cunt. I squeeze the two fingers you slide in, wanting to draw them in deeper and keep them there while at the same time wishing your hard throbbing cock would replace them. However, I know it's too soon for you to end my sweet agony. You stroke my inner walls for just a moment before withdrawing your fingers and gently pressing my shoulders to the ground, lifting my hips. I whi

Everything's Wrong
CROSSFADE LYRICS "Everything's Wrong" It hurts to be alone in the cell I call my home. But it heals me in my mind without you by my side. I feel so down and out and you never knew that about me. When you fought this all away and now I know it was no mistake. But it's all gone. Nothing feels good anymore, everything's wrong yeah! Nothing feels right anymore. I'm a slave to my anger, everything holds me down, so I wont try anymore. But it's all right. I left without a plan, I knew you would not understand. It all builds up to this day, made it too hard along the way. I felt so full of doubt at the thought of running out kills me. And I kept it close to home but I love being all alone. When it's all gone. Nothing feels good anymore, everything's wrong yeah. Nothing feels right anymore. Im a slave to my anger, everything holds me down. So I wont try anymore. And im still hanging on and I tried so hard for you. And im still holding on and I've

Sorting My Emotions Into Separate Pieces (public)
OK I just spent 20 minutes trying to examine the shit in my head. Right now, the emotions are all mixed up. Nerves - Definitely there. They don't need to be but they are. Scaredness - Again, it's there. Why will be explained below. Happiness - Well beyond what is coming in these next 14 days...I am thinking about sometime into August. I wanna go to FL. I wanna visit D. I don't know how in the heck I am gonna pull that off but I will. Sadness - I won't be able to talk to most of my friends for hours...maybe days. Faith - that God will see me through this. That's the mix. Why am I nervous and scared? Simple. December 15, 2005. I had an ilial chimney put in to drain my bladder out and the thinking was it'd be usable the rest of my life with zero problems. Fast forward to April 2006. During a visit with my doctor, said passage actually SQUIRTS OUT waste. That should have been a warning flag but to my doctor and I it was nothing. Fast forward yet AGAIN to June 1, 2006.

A Year Ago
A Year Ago A year ago I longed for the magic of a feathered kiss A year ago you blessed me with that which I most missed That night under the stars with the air soft and sweet You took me in your arms and let me sweep you off your feet A touch of paradise; ` the hour lasted forever But caution called and our bond was soon to sever And oh, deepest regrets as I released you with a sigh My pained and passionate heart taught again to fly And now here we are, a year hence has past I hope to kiss you again and this time make it last For though the magic of your kiss has lasted me this year My deepest dream has been again to hold you near

Personality
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have low conscientiousness. Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously. Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions. Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consum

Sex Is A Good Sleeping Pill
Odd that I wake up on a Monday at 6:00am awake! Thats what great sex will do for you, help you sleep like a baby. It was nice because we went to bed early and were able to enjoy sex without worrying about how late it was. Some friends came by yesterday and we sat around out in the backyard talking. I was told that I am much like Sean in the way I handle Anthony. I was wrong in how I treated Anthony last week and they called me on it. I do need to learn what to say and what not to say sometimes. He always has a bad reaction to me trying to talk to him. His attitude has been really good all weekend and today so far. I have been thinking a lot about him having an incentive to do better. I feel like he thinks he is in such a deep dark hole sometimes that there is no way out. He needs hope. he needs positive and not negative that I have been lately! So I will do a lot of soul searching about this. He was very excited about how well he did on his driving lesson on Saturda

Wondering Who Is Real
I sit and wonder why people seem to have a second side to eevrything. It seems if you do things for them, it's ok. But when you do things for others, they tell you you are "buying" people. I don't "buy" anyone. I give what I have to anyone who needs it. I am the kind of person who loves to make people smile. Is there something wrong with that? I would never try to buy someone's friendship, or love. I was also told sometimes I act like an IDIOT! I guess thats because when I go out to have fun, thats what I do. I don't try to impress anyone, I am me, and either you like me or you don't! If I have to hold back, then nobody is worth knowing the REAL ME. So, to those who think I'm an IDIOT...so be it! At least I'm not phony!!!!!!!!!

Yeah Boy
A I KNOW NOT TOO MANY FOLLOW NBA LIKE I DO BUT ALL I GOT TO SAY IS BOSTON BETTER BE SCARED OF THE HAWKS THEY THEN WOKE THERE AZZ UP!! WITH TWO WIN FOR MY HOME TEAM UNDER THERE BELT THINGS ARE STARTIN TO LOOK UP AND FLY HIGH IN THE ATL. ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMEING THE HAWKS HAVEIN BEEN IN THE PLAYOFF SINCE 88 89 SEASONS I AM SO PROUND AS A ATLANTAN TO SEE THE HAWKS FINALLY GET TO THT STAGE IAM NOW ON THE HAWKS BAND WAGON LOL LET GO!!!!! HAWKS BEAT BOSTONS AZZZZZ!!!!!

11 Rules Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

Just A Biker
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my f riends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old o

Hello
I know cheesy, but life is cheesy sometimes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've been alone with you inside my mind And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times I sometimes see you pass outside my door Hello, is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes I can see it in your smile You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide 'Cause you know just what to say And you know just what to do And I want to tell you so much, I love you ... I long to see the sunlight in your hair And tell you time and time again how much I care Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow Hello, I've just got to let you know 'Cause I wonder where you are And I wonder what you do Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart For I haven't got a clue But let me start by saying, I love you ... Hello, is it me you're looking for? 'Cause I wonder where you are And I wonder

My Mother
Sunday I lost one of the most important people in my life..My Mother. Who was the most beautiful person in the world. When someone you love is suddenly taken from you with no warning you realize how precious every minute is. I have realized I have been lax in letting the people I care about know exactly how much I love them. except my mom she knew how much she meant to me.I know I will never take another day minute or second for granted. To all my friends if I havent told you recently I am now I Love u all

New Options On Private Pics
ok people keep asking me how they can view my private pics...well for a small price u can have access to them for ONE day...send me a message if u want to take part in this...They are def worth at least 5000 fubucks...i have 3 folders of them...let me know;-)

Re: Ron Paul: Nevada Gop Tried To Exclude Us
RE: Ron Paul: Nevada GOP Tried To Exclude Us ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 29 Apr 2008, 18:39 Ron Paul: Nevada GOP Tried To Exclude Us During an appearance on CNN's American Morning, Congressman Ron Paul responded to this past weekend's bizarre incident in which the Nevada GOP walked out on its own convention in an apparent attempt to stop Ron Paul delegates from voting. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/april2008/042908_nevada_gop. htm

'tis Better To Have Loved Part7
When she returned home early in the morning, her husband suspected that she was having an affair and beat her mercilessly. She nearly died from the abuse; instead she wound up in the hospital for nearly a month healing from the horrendous treatment at her husband's hands. Then, upon being released from the hospital, she called me one evening with the news. "I'm pregnant." "Wha What? Is it his or mine?" "It must be yours. The timing is right, and we have been trying to have a baby for years. I'm pretty sure that he's sterile." "Oh my God, what are we going to do?" "Nothing. There's nothing to do. I'll just let him think that it is his baby. Don't worry about me. I'll be alright." If only I had her courage as well as her confidence. As her belly grew, so too did the doubts of her husband as to the paternity of her child. So, though he had been loath to be tested for sterility prior, he now eagerly sought to find out if he could sire a child. One night, in her

Love And Lust
I was sitting down at the mall drinking a cold coffee and thinking about how nice it was to be free from all the stress of work. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed a slender woman break a heel as she was walking my way. She was carrying quite a few bags that seemed to make strain a little. I thought to myself this woman is having a bad day... Being the nice guy I am I motioned her way to help her out. "Mam, would you like a hand?' I asked, in a stern army voice. "Yeah, if you don't mind' came a reply. Her voice was an aphrodisiac of delight. I picked up her bags and headed to the table I was sitting. As I turned back to see the most beautiful woman I had ever set eyes on slowly making her way to me. Her hair was dark and wild. Her body was perfect in every way. Sexy legs that lasted forever and her curves made me break a sweat. I asked her name and she told me it was Trix. I only had thoughts of taking her right then and there. I had to ask twice as her looks were so

The Trouble Tree
The carpenter I hired to help me restore an old farmhouse had just finished a rough first day on the job. A flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric saw quit, and now his ancient pickup truck refused to start. while I drove him home, he sat in stony silence. On arriving he asked me to meet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands. When opening the door he underwent an amazing transformation. His tanned face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his 2 small children and gave his wife a kiss. Afterwards he walked me to the car. We passed the tree and i my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what I had seen him do earlier. "Oh, that's my trouble tree" he replied. I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing's for sure, troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the children. so I just hang them on the tree every night when I come home. T

Chapter 1: Love Thy Neighbor (before You Take His Life)
Pulling herself out of bed knowing she will never get back to sleep. She pads to the kitchen to grab her morning coffee, passing through the den she hit's the power button to make her screen come alive. Fifteen minutes later, sitting at her desk with her coffee put aside getting cold she is completely wrapper up in her latest novel. After 6 hours of typing, she closes her laptop and walks over to her bay window where she curls up on the seat watching her neighbor leave for work. Younger than her supposed 37 years, He owns his own company that is just starting out. He is a starving producer/director and also has his own band. He has the charm, personality, business sense and ultimate rugged good looks. She has watched him for the last month. Gotten inside his head slowly day by day until she has learned his every physical need and sexual fantasy. This one is going to a challenge for her. Just what she enjoys. And for the last two weeks she has been draining the blood of victims and

School Issues
Wow I never thought in a million years I'd be dealing with a 13yo boy that I didn't raise from birth. So imagine my suprise when I got asked to take care of one. Me being the person I am couldn't say no. So here I am. I dont know really what to do. Well my methods work for the most part I just dont know how to handle the rebelling pieces. Mainely because it makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong. All his live he's never been stable at all. I'm finally giving him stability. Not completly but for the most part. Until we move in to our apartment I wont be able to give him the 100% stability that he needs. When were alone ie: his grandpa and my mom aren't around he's an angel. But his grandpa is not the best role model. Not to mention he's just a softy. He also always tries to make excuses for his grandson and always tries to get him off the hook. I dont appreciate that one bit. Until were in our apartment I can't give him the attention or stability I need. I cry in my own "space" a

The Frog King
The Frog King (a Petrarchan Sonnet : an Interpretation of Aesop) The carefree frogs in the bog were playing both day and night but some felt this wasn’t right and prayed for a King of Frogs so Jove sent them down a log which they approached at first with fright but they soon paid it notice slight for this was no King for frogs “This will not do! we need a King! a leader mighty and great!” Jove sent a stork to seal their fate who set at once devouring their lamentations came too late for the frogs now had their King

Another Man’s Bride
Another Man’s Bride Another man’s bride once smiled at me igniting the flames of fantasy we lost ourselves in a passion play savoring each moment that came our way the fire of desire burned incessantly Oh how I wished she’d soon bee free and how I had mocked reality but why, tell me why, did she have to stay _______________another man’s bride I hold what we shared in memory every single detail perfectly and now when my thoughts begin to stray and think of the things we used to say I oft wonder how she still could be _______________another man’s bride

Cannibal
Cannibal I am hungry and have nothing to eat Save the flesh of Man, which lies at my feet. The only draught, a tun of wine, The sparkling clear drops of the mortal vine Which flow from the veins of Man’s defeat. I have hungered a hunger so complete That nothing – ah, nothing can e’er compete With that on which I wait to dine… ____________________I am hungry! I pick up the loaf and inspect its meat. I dip it blood so as to make it sweet. Yet before it touches these lips of mine, I glance to the Host, expecting a sign, Then starve in stark wonder at my own conceit… ____________________I am hungry.

Even Though
Even Though Even though someone doesn’t believe the same as you, It doesn’t mean they don’t believe the things you do. Everyone has their own unique way to see; With some six billion souls some are surely fantasy. So how can One proclaim what is and isn’t true? We felt the Fanatic’s fury when a faithful few, So lost within their dogma that they would follow through With the whims of a Zealot who’s as mad as mad can be. _________________________Even though This world is getting smaller as we all connect to One another in RealTime, with live video too. We find that we no longer have the luxury Of seeking solace and cold comfort in bigotry. Maybe now it is time that we tried something new, _________________________Even though…

Now Let’s Say
Now Let’s Say Now let’s say I had a reason to kill my former self, A suicide for the benefit of my mental health. Now let’s say I bottled it and sold it on the street, A drop of wisdom to be found on each and every sheet. Now let’s say I had it all; hot chicks, renown and wealth… Now let’s say I set aside my mind upon a shelf And welcomed that blissful paradise where only the fallen dwell. Cynical, perhaps, but no more so than any orthodox belief. _________________________Now let’s say I had a dream I remembered once - I think it was in Hell. I’d bet my soul for a piped-up dream on a hand the Devil’d dealt. Now let’s say it’s been awhile but I haven’t had any relief For the details of that dream that night just don’t seem too complete. Yet the answer to this puzzle lies where sane men dare not delve. _________________________Now let’s say…

Push Aside
Push Aside Push aside these thoughts of gloom! Push aside those thoughts of doom! Push aside this depressing haze, and push beyond this malingering malaise; for all, with hope, will be changing soon. Ah, this cell, it is not the womb. Instead, sadly, a grim, bare tomb, where I’ve been wasting these lonely days - ____________________Push aside - What does Fate, on her celestial loom, weave for those in this dank, dull room? What would She, with her cold, hard gaze, Accept from me as a gift of praise? - Or do I, perhaps, falsely presume? ___________________Push aside -

Demons
Pain is the only thing that let's me know that I'm alive. Cut my skin to the bone. They say that love is the greatest but I know it's the pain that cut's to the soul. Driven everyday to find another that shares my obsession. Trusting the world to bring forth nothing but demons that betray me at every turn to consume, my body in a furnace of flames. I rejoice in all that you were and all that are. A bitch that cut me open to see what made me tick. Forever the reason why. Demons tear at my skin, but I will never cry out loud. Cuz I relish the feeling they give me. Another glimpse at my torturis future. No I wont beg for release. Why dont you go to another hole. I have dug this one myself. Now stand back as I have it collapse in on me. Cryin shame, never wondered why I looked at you with disdain. The malicouse malcontent of the creature deep inside of me comes crawling out. But you shall never hear me shout out in protest. Now I leave you in a muddled state wond

I Need Major Help!
♥Miss Andi♥ - I am SpAzTaStIc! *Clown's Posse*@ fubar She entered a contest and made it this far! They are down to the final 2! But the catch is.... You need to bomb her opponent! So here is the pic you need to bomb... Please Repost This!!!

The Fireman The Hero-for Joe
AS I WATCH THE FIREMAN GO OUT THE DOOR I KNOW THAT HES OFF TO SAVE A SOUL I KNOW HE HAS NO FEAR FOR HE KNOWS NO FEAR HE JUMPS ON THE TRUCK AN GOES LIKE THE WIND. RUSHING IN WITH A SHINING LIGHT HE GOES TO WORK WITH NO FRIGHT HE CLIMBS THE STAIRS AND LOOKS FOR LIFE. HE DOESN'T STOP UNTIL HE FEELS LIKE HE MIGHT DROP. HE GETS TO THE TOP THEN HE STOPS HE LOOKS AROUND AND SEE'S SOMETHING MOVING THREW THE FLAMES AND SMOKE HE SEE'S A FELLOW FIREMAN SCREAMING HELP ME HELP ME. FIREMAN TAKES OFF WITH HIS LIGHT PUSHES HIS WAY THREW THE SCORCHING FLAMES TAKING IN EVERY SIGHT AND SOUND THAT SURROUNDS HIM HE FEELS NO FEAR BUT ONLY LOVE FOR THE FELLOW MAN. FIREMAN GETS TO THE INJURED FELLOW FIREMAN DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND MAKES SURE THAT HE STILL BREATHES. FIREMAN LOOKS WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AS HE SEE'S HIS FELLOW MAN AND HEARS HIS PLEAS. FIREMAN TELLS HIS FELLOW MAN HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO BRING YOU OUT AND SAVE YOUR LIFE AND BRING YOU HOME BACK TO WH

Tough Stuff
Negative occurrences befall us all. An unavoidable reality which most come to accept as a side effect to life itself. So why do the majority of us, well aware of the inevitable imminency, question it with astonishment when it ensues? Life's fate, kismet, its predestination is our lot in life. Yet accepting it in theory is more endurable than the living factuality. So how, then, do we cope with such trepidations? Often with superstitious rationale...a blame of misfortune, imprecations, or just plain bad luck. A common reaction marked throughout human history as a way to explain, cope, and accept that which we cannot control. Beliefs in a stronger domination to appease the mind against the uncertainty of an otherwise wayward existance, and future. Totally Understandable. So, where am I going with all of this pseudo-theological, potentially cranial-compressionary "mumbo jumbo"? Strangely enough, into my own head. Delving deep to pacify my own psychological malady...depression.

Beltane
Beltane is also known as Walburge, Bealtaine, Bhealtainn and May Day. It is usually celebrated on May eve or the 1st of May. The actual translation of the word is debatable. Scholars agree that taine or teine means "fire" because the word is used to express fire today in both the Scottish and Irish Gaelic languages. The first syllable, Beal or Bel is not clearly defined. One theory is that the festival is named after the Celtic god Bel (also known as Beli, or Belinus). Therefore, Beltane would mean "Bel’s fire." Beal, the Gaelic word for "shining one" or "brilliant," gives Beltane the meaning of "brilliant fire." On the eve of Beltane all fires were extinguished and relit with embers from the Beltane fire. The Celts built two fires created from the nine sacred woods (Rowan, Apple, Dogwood, Poplar, Juniper, Cedar, Pine, Holly and Oak). The herds were ritually driven between them to purify and protect them. The fires celebrated the return of life and fruitfulness to the earth and woul

So What?
yes i look different yes i'm not like you yes i look different what ya gonna do? yes my hairs different and so is my face i'm not like the others although the same race so what? i'm different so what? i'm not like you so what? i look different so what?!

You Just Dont Understand
you just dont understand how i feel right now you just dont understand you say you do but how you just dont understand whats going on in my head you just dont understand i just can't be read you just dont understand why theres blood on my fists you just dont understand why i slit my wrists you just dont understand i just cant be read you just dont understand well now i'm dead!

Done!!
So I have decided that I am completely done...DONE getting stomped on DONE getting used, DONE being hurt by you. I have had this problem in the past of getting attached to something (way to soon) and then it completely backfires. So now I have put my heart on lock down. No feelings will you receive from ME. I will just be one of those girls that stands at a distance, protects her heart from being torn apart. No more will guys stomp on me and break me down. It's going to take a chisel to get to my sacred heart. So guys bring it on.. I am ready, to be uncommitted, un-apprehensive and ready for FUN!!

May Day Survey
Longest relevant survey.... EVER! You What is your full name?: eh, call me Kenny, aight? Preferred name/s?: see above Nick name/s?: Officer, Mr. B, asshole... Marital Status: twice divorced His/Her name: #1 the red menace, and #2 Jessi Sexuality: straight Height: 5' 9" Weight: 290 Body Mass Index: off the chart Build: big ol' boy Birth Date: March 15th Age: 34 Birth Place: Ocala, FL Hometown: Ocala, FL Current Residence: and yet again, Ocala, FL Eye Color: brown Hair Color: brown Hair Length: really short Facial Hair: yup Chest Hair: loads Shoe size: 11 Bra size: um, I'm not there yet, thanks... Favourites Color: BLACK Number: 8, but 69 was my football jersey number TV show: anything on mtv or vh1 Country: Scotland State: Florida ALWAYS! Town/City: Tampa Friend: No way could I EVER pick a favorite Brand of anything: uh, Hellmans may

::imperfections::
There are lots of times my emotions can really get the best of me; somedays I will be high on life blasting on trance, dancing like an idiot and not having a care in the world...I can laugh like a goon until my stomach hurts and feel like the world is on my side. The next I can be the biggest bitch with the worse attitude and a short fuse...I can be like a time bomb ready to go off. I can be your worse enemy and cause you misery. Or maybe I can be that anxious girl with the wide-eyed look; fidgeting, twitching, and pumping natural adrenaline into my body like a tweaker on E at a rave. I sometimes wake up in the morning and hate what I see in the mirror. Sometimes I see nothing but ugliness and self hatred...so I put on a simple hat to shield myself from the world, hoping no one will recognize me...or I cover the insecurities with makeup like every other girl... But a stranger from the street can come up and say I have pretty eyes or a pretty face and name and I'm blushing

Living In A Zoo
WHEN YOU TAKE THAT FIRST INITIAL STEP IN THE MORNING DO YOU FEEL YOUR AT THE ZOO..... I DO...............IT'S UNREAL................ THE MINUTE YOU PLACE YOURSELF UPON AWARENESS... THEIR SEEMS TO BE ALL KINDS OF ANIMALS SURROUNDING YOUR ENVIRONMENT........... CARNIVOROUS MAMMALS WAITING FOR THEIR PREY............MAKING THEIR FIRST ACTION MOVE.... PRESENTING THEM SELFS AS FRIENDLY CREATURES... ATTACK AS IN A FEEDING FRIZZY...........TEARING.....MAULING.....DEVOURING .... ATTRACT THOUGHTS OF A MISSIONARY.... RESULTS OF UN-FLAVOR THOUGHTS..........DIVERTING YOUR ATTENTION ..... BECOMING OBSERVATION OF A COURSE.....DO I FIND MYSELF DEVISING IN A PLACE WHERE WILD ANIMALS BECOME A PUBLIC SHOW............................... YES!! I DO BELIEVE WHERE ALL INVOLVED ,,,,LIVING IN A ZOO....... TO NITE I AM YOURS*

Good Night Moon
Good night moon for you have shown, No more reason for being all alone. As quick as the e-mail that caught his eye, I told him of me only truth, no lies. A talk that kept going no end in sight, Was welcome to hear on this well-chosen night. Could it be magic, or could it be fate, Out there waiting and wishing for our perfect mate. Call those words what you will, Know they're us and totally real. Some make the heart skip beats, Others there to knock us off our feet. Come true our wish that we made tonight, For these feelings we will not fight. Too many thoughts as we lay to sleep, Reach to the core, oh it's so deep. Our minds running wild as we wonder whats in store, Just hours to spend together for us each to adore. By: Christi D.

50 Odd Facts About Me
what the hell......? 1) Do you like blue cheese? yessum 2) Have you ever smoked heroin? WTF!!!? is this a serious question...? 3) Do you own guns? No but i love weapons. hehe 4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? Diet raspberry lime aid WHERE IS #5??? fuck if i know and i really don't care. 6) What do you think of hot dogs? gross.... unless they are kosher or turkey 7) Favorite Christmas song? Ticha Noc (it is czech) 8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? boathouse farm vanilla chai protein drink hehe 9) Can you do push ups? i better be able to or i won't have a job anymore 10) Can you do a chin up? *putting hands on my hips proudly* yes... yes i can. 11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my silver bracele

Rain N Love
As i sit here staring at the rain falling from the sky.... I tell myself your such a lucky guy... If i were a raindrop falling to the ground... Life would be too short and end with so little sound... As i sit here listing to the rain... I know i should never ever complain... If i were a raindrop falling from above... Life would be too short and never be filled with love...

New Song Work
These words of anger and hate swirl around my brain. The blood of the insane coursing through my veins. In this happy little world you live in. My kind never thrives but in the darkness you see that I am alive. Watch your world crumble at the sound of my voice. I see the wounds of my words bleed open and free. Now you see the evil inside of me. Never wanted it to be this way, but you woke the beast within me now he's on a rampage.

Why I'm Single
I'm often asked why I'm single. Honestly I do not know the answer to this. I get all the time that I am sexy, gorgeous, attractive or whatnot, yet all the men I do get interested in, only see me as a friend. Is it cuz I'm not a "bad girl" in public? Is it cuz I'm not the average blond hair, blue eyed girl? Is it cuz I have children? I'm not necessarily sure. It hurts to know that someone I may be interested in doesn't see me as anything more, but I'm content with a friendship and being there for them, hopefully when they need me. Most people do not realize that the thing they may be looking for is right in front of them and they bypass it cuz they are afraid of change and trying something new. I'll still be here tho...

~missing You~
I heard the music when true love called, a song sent from heaven on silver wings. The whole world was dreaming, wisps of light streaming, as the stars spilled their magic upon you and me. The tune was more lovely than the nightingale's song, more delicate than a rose weeping, yet as powerful as the sun leaping to shed golden ribbons in herald of dawn. And I bow down before you, the one my eyes have longed to behold, my lonely heart pining, love Light shining, I swear that I shall love and adore you. I Will Love And Adore You till the day I die... ~I Love and Miss You Much Robert~

Some Day
Oh, this person of such beauty, Eye's of love and heart that sings, love that's? honest pure and lasting, He lets you see how "Angels Dream." Sweetest words of his spoken, Above dark clouds his sun shines through, He makes me smile when life seems hopeless, By simply saying, " I Love You." Perhaps we'll meet near the ocean, Coming finally face to face, Talk of all our deepest feeling, Lie silent finding loves embrace. the night our love is consummated, While all the stars watch love at play, We'll fan the flowers of fire and passion, At last our hearts will have their way. My dreams and his together, With so much yet to be said, We want to make love to each other, Our hearts are linked, but not our beds. So now I wait, dream and wonder, When this day will come to be, When I shall smell and taste his fragrance, And bring love to reality.

Questions Followed By Answers
I've been down and out for almost two weeks. Really in a funk. Back Child Support - I'm still being billed at an amount that was ordered to be paid when I made $7,000.00/month income. My income has been less than $2,000/month for over six months. The amount they tell me to pay is $2,600.00. My total monthly income is about $1,800.00. I've appealed and sent modification paperwork, but no one is listening. . . Ordered to carry life insurance, which was cancelled after I was unable to pay the premiums. Ordered to cover the kids with health insurance, even though I have no employer and no cocerage for myself. Almost all of my bills are past due several weeks, some months. No anti-anxiety meds, since I don't have health coverage. Can't afford to go see my kids because of my income and gas prices. Call all four of them every night and miss them badly. So I've spent weeks and weeks studying for my real estate license exam and I'm almost ready for the test. Yesterday I found out

Camp Virginia, Kuwait
Hello all!! Just dropping a quick update to let everyone know that I am now at Camp Virginia in Kuwait. I'll be here for about a week while recieving continuing training on IED recognition and convoy tactics amd movement. All is well here. HOT....of course....but good. It's taken me a couple of days to get ised to the 11 hour time shift (not to mention the fact that I was up for 54 hors straight in transit from the east coast to here). Feeling semi-human again after finally getting some sleep! Training starts tomorrow and I shoudl be moving north by the weekend. Hope all is well with each of you! Miss you guys! Stay safe and I will post more as I can. best to all!! J

This Couldn't Be Said More Beautifully
Be careful if u make a woman cry, because god counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. i dont know who this was by but i thought it was awesome

Question Of The Day???
Why is it that in this great world of ours are there so many "Double Standards" like for example: It is more excepted for a woman to be Bi-sexual than it is for a man to be Bi-sexual....Why is that??? Let me know your views.

Funny Test Answers From Children - Mainly Science And Health
* When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. * For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops. * For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead. * For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it. * For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose untill it drops in your throat. * We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on. * If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence. * There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days. * Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration. * A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go. * To collect

I Am Too Much Juggalette For Yall To Handle!
i finally found out what is right with me im just too much juggalette for some of yall to handle and you know who you are. i m just too ghetto ganster and that makes me real so yall just dont know how to handle me or take care of me they way i should b and that is why i am allways gettin hurt. cuz im never dishonest and i allways keep things real never fake allways a tru friend. so the ones that cant handle me hate on me wont tell me how things really are abondon me and break my heart! i cant help it who iam and if u cant take the heat then stay out of the kitchen!! and mcl to all my fam who are truely down with me u know who u are i love yall 2 death and wouldnt trade yall for the world!! but this native lette is on the war path for all those who are fake and cant deal wit me!!

The Gifts Of Soaring Eagles
The eighteenth chapter of Acts opens with Paul departing Athens and its autonomy and reentering the area of direct Roman control at Corinth. Both are in present-day Greece, and Corinth was the destination of at least three of Paul’s later letters (the two in the New Testament known as First and Second Corinthians as well as one mentioned in 1 Corinthians 5:9). At the time of this account, there was no established church or regularly meeting community of believers in Jesus Christ. This would never stop someone who’s truly motivated as Paul is – but wait a minute; do you see anywhere in Scripture where Paul is said to have STARTED a church? Church planting, the formal term for establishing a church in a community that usually doesn’t have one, is not everyone’s gift – it’s possible Aquila and his wife Priscilla, two Jews who’d recently come from Italy as a result of the Roman emperor’s expulsion of all Jews from Rome, would not be able to function most effectively as traveling missio

Letter From Grandma
A Letter From Grandma... She writes: The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is...and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started wav

Ohmygod
>Transplant > > > >There is a guy who has been having chronic trouble trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis. > >"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure." > >The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure. > >"So what's the good news?" he asks. > >The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?" > >The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it." > >So the doctor performs the operation. > >A few weeks later, the guy t

Friendship
I just wrote this one today hope you all like it? Friendship is like a clear summer day That makes everything all right Friendship is like a bird It stays cool and calm Friendship is like a good book You can never put down Friendships is like a pair of shoes They maybe worn down but the steeps are still there Friendship is like the sun It never dies Friendship is like you and me It will be there till the end

Help My Cuz ~bratt~ & ~dream~
This is a contest for the Fubar's Flaming Hottie's & we need your help. This is a rate contest (comments are welcomed). Jeanne Marie needs help choosing a top 12 for a calendar she will be making. COULD YOU PLEASE RATE ~DREAM~ & ~BRATT~'s PHOTO, ~DREAM~ ^^^^^CLICK ME^^^^^ ~BRATT~ ^^^^^CLICK ME^^^^^ You need to F/A/R the owner of the Hotties, Jeanne Marie in order to vote Click pic here 'JEANNE MARIE' ÐRÁGØÑM‡§TRÊŽŽ ~*FLAMING HOTTIE*~CLUB F.A.R ~OWNER OF FLAMING HOTTIES THE CONTEST WILL START MONDAY MAY 5TH 3PM EASTERN TO MONDAY MAY 19TH 3PM EASTERN

Are You An Intuitive Empath?
Ask yourself: Have you ever been placed next to someone at a dinner party who seems pleasant, but suddenly you're nauseous, have a pounding headache, or feel drained? Are you uncomfortable in crowds, even go out of your way to avoid them? Do you get easily over-stimulated by people or prefer being alone? When someone is distressed or in physical pain, do you start feeling it too? Tally your responses. If you've answered "yes" to one or more questions, it's likely you have experienced intuitive empathy. Responding "yes" to every question indicates empathy plays an active role in your life. If you're still unsure, take some time to notice how you relate to people one-to-one or in groups. It may require slowing such interactions down to become more aware of your style of processing energy. When learning to center yourself, this information is essential.

An Update On My Medical Situation...live From Cincinnati Children's Hospital...
Here is a quick update...since I am getting my lunch ready to eat here... I had the surgery last Thursday...it went as well as could be expected. The mitroffanoff was un-salvagable. So they revised the placement on the ilial chimney. I got the Jackson Pratt drain out today and am expecting to go home tomorrow night. So, all is goin well. Thank you all for the prayers as they have definitely worked. EDIT - This will clear up some of my wording. Mitroffanoff - passageway to empty the bladder. Constructed frequently from intestines and the appendix. Ilial chimney - Also a passageway from the bladder, frequently emptying into a bag. This is made up from sections of the large intestine. Jackson Pratt drain - a drainage tube with a grenade-shaped container on one end.

Words That Are Unliteral
shes running in circles in her mind searching and hunting with nothing to find i lay here each night,these visions in my head still seeking to obtain the peace ill gain through death every day my heart falls further south daydreaming of the barrel of a gun in my mouth pulling the trigger to set my soul free when you took them away you stole the best part of me and left me here rotting,no cure for this pain daily it grows,driving me insane my mumblings it seem fall on deaf ears and hardened hearts crying out for help as life tears me apart there arent enough tears to express my sorrow maybe grace will pity me and save me from another tomorrow

Mmm Sad
listless spirits arise in me confused and sedated by the untruth wandering across a wasteland to find i'm sinking outside myself in solitude, i gather up my faith in vain an illusion to my eyes. winter freezes faculties and reality is nullified awareness is dreamlike; lifes casualties boggle my mind and i bury myself for headache and exhaustion cancer eats the magic; starlights long been burnt out my eyes can't see out and i'm suffocated with contentedness my soul burns for passion but alas! there is none and i'm lulled to sleep again.

Question?
Do you think I have what it takes. Am I cute enough? Just wondering because I lost my other account do to a goof up and I need to level up fast so Instead of auctioning myself off as a slave (I am not good with orders lol) I was going to auction off myself to be someones Master for a month so I need to know if. 1. Would you let me be your Master? 2. If yes then tell me why you think you would make a good submissive/slave for me? Allso can anyone help me setup the auction I suck at typeing but I can make the graphics for ir hehe.

In Another World
In another world, I'd be your babygirl, You're movie star, You're drama Queen, Playing the leading rolls, In all your dreams. But this isn't fantasy. Or a book you read, This isnt make believe, Or the TV screen. This is enough to make us feel, Miles from what we thought was real. How can we go back, to the simple life we lead, Knowing nothing else, Can ever be you and me. I took a hand full of pills, to ease my mind, And at the bottom of every bottle, Your what I find, Your in this bottle of JD, talking bout the race, In the taste this coke, that I thought would chase -(you away) You're in that ole jukebox, playing on the wall, somehow I find you in every song. I say everything has a reason, If its not luck its fate, Theres chapters to be written, and everything has to change. Happstance, a last chance, a selective glance, at our circumstance, this can't be our last page, its not

My Kingdom (dont Read Into It)
I look in those empty, vacant eyes Where is that person I could've been? My mind is plagued, my existence- all lies In my land of "what ifs" I am the queen. Over regrets I reign supreme, With my iron hand I punish and spare The meaning of soulless I take to extreme, I hurt myself just to see if I'd care My army of guilt is mighty and strong My inner fortress you can't penetrate When someone tries to do me wrong I smite them down while still at the gate I'll fly my flag as I conquer your lands. I'll pillage your soul and rape your mind; I take no prisoners, make no amends Look only ahead,leave nothing behind.

I'm Sorry
if case anyone is wondering why I don't return the favor when you guys rate my photos.. its because I can rate 1 photo , and once I click the nest one all the others disappear I'm sorry I cant return the favor once fubar fixes the problem I will do my best to return the favors once again I am sorry

Be Happy
Go placidly amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly;and listen to otheres, even the dull and ignorant they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the gr

Love Is Not Always True
WHY IS IT THAT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY LOVE YOU,IT ISN'T REALLY TRUE,AND WHY DO THEY MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM ,BY SAYING ALL THE RIGHT THINGS,AND MEAN ALL THE WRONG THINGS,YES I WANTED TO BE WITH YOU,YES YOU LIED,YES YOU WANTED TO BE WITH ME ,AND TOLD ME ALL THE TIME YOU CARED ABOUT ME ,WE WERE TO LIVE TOGETHER ,THEN YOU TOLD ME ALL THE THINGS I WANTED TO HEAR,EVEN THOUGH I NEVER SAID,BUT I REMEMBERED EVERYTHING YOU SAID ,WHAT YOU WANTED ,LIKED,AND HATED,DID YOU THINK OF THAT,SO I KNOW WHEN YOU ARE LYING,I WAITED ON YOU,UNTIL I COULD TAKE NO MORE,SO I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF,BECAUSE YOU KNEW I BELIEVED EVERYTHING YOU SAID,WHATS MORE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING UNLESS YOU MEANT IT ,AND YOU SAID YOU DID.SEVERAL TIMES YOU MADE ME BELIEVE YOU,AND I GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT,AND FOR WHAT,OH WELL ,WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE,I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE YOU DID IT TO.I WILL NOT FORGET YOU,AS YOU STILL THINK OF ME

Too Freakin Funny!!!!!
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already. After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything - let alone from a little boy, says 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have a football.' Man - 'That's nice.' Boy - 'Want to buy it?' Man - 'No, thanks.' Boy - 'My dad's outside.' Man - 'OK, how much?' Boy - '£250' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. Boy - 'Dark in here.' Man - 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have football boots.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'Ok how much this time ?' Boy - '£350' Man - 'Sold.' A few

Self And Innocent Part Four
Chapter four She is now full and lies still in my arms, I feel her sensing my joy and love, which makes her settle. Placing her down, I go and sit once again under the tree with the first man sat beside me. We sit together entwined under the tree and I start to get those feelings that surfaced all that time ago, the electric surge that pulsates through my body has he touches me, his hands are still soft as I remember them, his breath still smoothes me when he breaths softly on my skin. The pure desires that ache inside clam to get out, to be released into his body and flowing gently like a calming sea. My eyes shut has I feel his fingertips touching me, caressing me making my body spin and my heart pump madly. I feel my body shiver and then a short sharp shock powers through me at high speed. While I think back, I look to the first-born and remember the creation that we made together. The journey will soon begin for the first-born and it will be time for me to summons the power

Hating Won't Make You Pretty Lol
ok so why do people worry about the kinds of pictures I take? Really why is a concern to them? Out of no where some bItch comes to my page and says this to me Two questions....Why are all of your pics of your tIts and ass? Only one that's not....Does your face embarrass you? left by THE_Queen_Bitch 14 hours ago delete I'm like all lmfao i got 16 pictures all together, 11 of them are of my face and the 5 aren't. Gotta love the haters man! Guessing you any premium you can't see them all. left by MZCandyKisses 13 hours ago delete Then she says Hey douchebag...I can see all of them because YOU have premium RETARD! Ant FTR you have 16 pics....all of which you are flashing tItties or ass....except for 2. There are 2 head shots. Moron. left by THE_Queen_Bitch 4 hours ago delete I said ughhh you again? Listen here trash, what's it to you if I have pics of myself like that? Why are you so worried about what kinds of pics I have? ftr sweetie, I got 16 pics a

::a Good Relationship::
A relationships coach lays out his 5 golden rules for evaluating the prospects of long-term marital success. When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50 percent, it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr/Ms Right! If you ask most couples who are engaged why they're getting married, they'll say: "We're in love." I believe this is the number 1 mistake people make when they date. Choosing a life partner should never be based on love alone. Though this may sound not politically correct, there's a profound truth here. Love is not the basis for getting married. Rather, love is the result of a good marriage. When the other ingredients are right, then the love will come. Let me say it again: You can't build a lifetime relationship on love alone. You need a lot more. Here are five questions you must ask yourself if you're serious about finding and keeping

Success...define It
After finishing my psych class with a 4.0 (spank you very much I had the highest grade in the class and I worked my ass off for it) we ended with defining success. That definition is going to vary greatly depending on the person and his or her point of view. After having read most of "Attitude 101" by John C. Maxwell (an incredible book and I suggest a lot of people pick it up and read it a time or two) I have defined my own version of success. I have always looked at success before this as having the perfect job, a beautiful home, money to spare, a nice car....basically a nice life and a great family. Now I look at it as something entirely different. Yes, I want all those "things" and on some level they might make me happy but it isn't what I see as success anymore. Success for me is growing spiritually and emotionally, sharing my talents with the world, giving beyond myself all while serving others. I've taken a look inside me and I don't always like what I see. I've seen attitude ad

I Don't Know...
I don't know why it seems that I can not do anything right. I want something, usually I do what I can to "get it"...but things seem so illusive to me now. I know what I want, and can't seem to get in the right direction. My personal life is crazy, my home life is making me want to pull my hair out, school is just as bad some days, and to top it all off, my son seems to think that I need a husband and it's just that easy. Which made me realize, after dinner and a movie with my son tonight that I want that more than he will ever know. But whe he doesn't know and what he will never know, is that most men that I come acrossed are not good enough for him. And the ones that I think are or could be, it just doesn't work out for whatever the reason. I don't know what to do anymore. I am to the point that I should just give up and continue doing everything that I have been and do the best I can by my son. He is the most important person in my life, and if I don't do right by him, then

Partial List Of Eternal Truths....
1. This is it! 2. There are no hidden meanings. 3. You can't get there from here, and besides there's no place else to go. 3. Nothing lasts! 4. There is no way of getting all you want. 5. You can't have anything unless you let go of it. 6. You only get to keep what you give away. 7.There is no particular reason why you lost out on some things. 8.The world is not necessarily just. Being good often does not pay off and there is no compensation for misfortune. 9. You have a responsibility to do your best nonetheless. 10. It is a random universe to which we bring meaning. 11. You don't really control anything. 12. You can't make anyone love you. 13. No one is any stronger or any weaker than anyone else. 14. Everyone is, in his own way, vulnerable. 15. There are no great men/women. 16. If you have a hero, look again; you have diminished yourself in some way. 17. All of you is worth something, if you will only own it.

A Story Of A Girl
May 10, 2008 A girl around the age of 18, her brunette hair dangling in her face, tears streaming out of her eyes. She has been waiting for so long for him to come back into her life. The love of her life, the man she wanted to spend the rest of her life with. All of that is gone now, she is all alone in this world once again. In her heart she knows she will never find anyone quite like him. Her heart is breaking, her world is falling apart and she has no one to turn to, nobody knows how she is feeling. Dying inside, knowing she will never be the same. Days pass turning into weeks and then into months. she is still the same girl but no one would have guessed. A smile hides more pain than anybody can imagine. She may seem look like everything is alright but looks aren't everything. to tell the truth she is actually crying, dying to have him back in her life. She can't seem to get him out of her mind. There's a hole in her heart where his love used to belong. All she wants in the w

Mothers Day Without Mom
On Mother’s Day, many people feel pressured to do the greeting card/Sunday brunch/bouquet of flowers thing. That is perfectly valid. It satisfies a need to prove you have a good relationship with your mother. Of course, relationships with one’s mother are complicated and can’t be watered down to good or bad or roses or daisies. Pretty much all mother-child relationships have some conflict built into them, some more than others. Today, however, I will address dealing with Mother’s Day when your mother is deceased. Obviously, any day that holds memories — such as a birthday, holiday or anniversary — can be be painful, and can remain painful for years. On Mother’s Day, everyone else is focused on their mothers. So the feeling of missing your mother — and feeling like you are the only one in the world without a mother — can intensify these feelings of loss. This holds whether or not you had a good relationship with your mother when she was alive. Though Mother’s Day

Searching For Love
So this is retarded, I always set myself up to get hurt always always, a guy I was trying to get to know a few months ago named Jason, hew 28 or 29 years old. Anyways we stopped talking and started talking recently again, turns on facebook he changed his status to in a relationship, that hurts really hurts. What am I doing wrong? Am I not attractive? What? My friend told me older guys are more mature, well I think younger and older guys are the same damn thing. They both did the same thing to me. WTFFF. Maybe I'm just too picky, but I also want an attractive guy you know. My last 4 year relationship I didn't care about what he looked like and now that I look at him now I don't know what I saw in him.

Water Runs Dry
We don't even talk anymore And we don't even know what we argue about Don't even say I love you no more Cause sayin' how we feel is no longer allowed Some people will work things out And some just don't know how to change Water Runs Dry Let's not wait till the water runs dry We might watch our whole lives pass us by Let's not wait till the water runs dry We'll make the biggest mistake of our lives Don't do it baby Now they can see the tears in our eyes But we deny the pain that lies deep in our hearts Well maybe that's a pain we can't hide Cause everybody knows that we're both torn apart Why do we hurt each other Why do we push love away Let's not wait till the water runs dry We might watch our whole lives pass us by Let's not wait till the water runs dry We'll make the biggest mistake of our lives Don't do it baby

Mother's Day
The second Sunday in May brings a day for which fathers and children everywhere scramble to prepare every year. Breakfast in bed, flowers, handmade cards, and presents usually signify Mother's Day. This honoring of Mom and her hard work usually brings a smile to her face. Being able to celebrate motherhood and thanking Moms for all they do has become a national holiday. Other cultures have had holidays celebrating motherhood since ancient times. The ancient Greeks and Romans had their own celebrations to honor the mothers of their gods. In the 1600s, Mothering Sunday was the fourth Sunday of Lent when parishioners returned to their mother church to worship. Later it became a day when servants were sent from their duties to spend the day with their mothers and families. It is generally celebrated today as Britain's version of America's Mother's Day. Mother's Day in the United States was first conceived around 1870 in Boston, Massachusetts. Following her experiences in the Civil Wa

Wht Would You Do If I...
what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of me? 31. if you could give me anything what would it be? 32. how well do you know me? 33. when's the last time you saw me? 34. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 35. are you gonna post t

Little Round Mirrors
All alone On the floor Next to your twin-bed box-spring and mattress The door Is ajar From afar You can hear bands practicing And When they dream they all Dream of somebody like you Somebody who takes what they make Twice as seriously as they could ever hope to do And when you dream You dream of a day... When you find something you could love half as much As you love all your little round mirrors See yourself reflected in one, theres a hole in the middle You can't seem to fill Bring them home Watch them go All you know is you hope they'll hurry back And you cry Then you lie your frail body down Like a penny on a railroad track And even if they stay in touch The past stays in the past But every time You crash a little bit harder than the last And every time you crash don't you Wanna find something you could love Half as much as you love all your little round mirrors See yourself reflected in one There's a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill

My Stand
Walking out the door wiping at my tears Not trying to let my heart make me drop Wishing that the memories wont last Holding on to the heartache to push me past. Tears steaming down my pale cheeks He is back behind me begging please I turn around and look into his eyes Realizing if I stay I may never find Find the truth under all the lies The lessons that may never pass And heartache that is not to chance Running to the future not looking back The smile I wear on the outside Hides the pain from a torn up past Still slowly I am letting go And letting love find its goal Letting my heart heal once again Not realizing just yet how this helps Erasing all the past mistakes So that he sees the me hidden deep inside Tears steaming down my pale cheeks He is back behind me begging please I turn around and look into his eyes Realizing if I stay I may never find Find the truth under all the lies

Man Of Flesh
A man of flesh sensually provoking wanton needs of desires thought to be long forgotten By a mind tortured feeling alive again skin tingling drenched in his manhood Needs fulfilled Desires hot, tender soft touches forgotten but relived Swifty to the clouds floating on whimsy Touching my soul Lustful dreams alive with sense purposely needing come to me.... O man of flesh Copyright belongs soully to me. No reprinting or use allowed wthout express witten permission from me, the author. Crystal

Too Many Puppies(rhetorical, Negative Evaluation)
Ever notice that when trying to compliment a friend on one of their pictures, there are already a ton of the same things you were about to say already there? I find it annoying when I want to comment on a photo, and I look down a long list of chunkheads saying all kinds of course, and common things. I usually refrain, as I don't merely want to jump onto the heap of pathetic-wanna-be-suitors. I really find it distasteful when people offer to have sex with the person in the picture. And equally pretensious when they start spewing poetry. Am I a pessimist? Perhaps. Though I am not a nihilist. Remember that because this is logically negative does not mean that there is nothing, to say about it. Read Hegel for more information about thesis/antithesis dialectical relationships.

Yoohoo
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo. 3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

Our Fu-wedding!!!
Zander (trysome1new) and Zander's Girl (Anastazija) are getting fu-married on FRIDAY the 16th at 10 am CENTRAL or 11 am EASTERN in the GOTHIC ADDICTION LOUNGE! See Zander's girl page for the lounge! Hope you can make it! We need two witnesses! Can anyone help? Thanks Zander and Anastazija

Graphix 4 Sale
SO-as many of you know i've been busting out some graphics recently and I think I've been gettin pretty decent @ it Since tons of ppl have been wanting them i figured id just ask for a few fubucks in exchange If you want a graphic for a DJ bulletin or even for a personal pic please let me know!!! 1st: Check out the graphix I've done already: http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1509940&albumid=974560&idx=0 < SER & HH Graphix http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1509940&albumid=1016576 < Wreckin' Crew Graphix Then, just respond to this blog with the following: -Your Name (and or the name u want on the graphic) -The pic u want me to use in the graphic -Preferable Color Scheme -and if ur a DJ what u want the bully to say I'm not gonna ask a lot but once it's figured out we can decide a good 'price' lol... MUCH LOVE!!! Kitty Kat Meeyowww

A New Toy!
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.?? AWESOME!!!? Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave! Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that

Well Update
OK A REALLY GREAT GAL WHICH HAS BEEN THE ONLY REASON WHY IM STILL HERE HAS ASKED ME TO STAY. I AINT GONA ARGUE WITH HER. I DO HAVE A CRUSH ON HER. AND SINCE SHE SO KINDLY ASKED ME TO STAY IM GONA BE STICKING ROUND. SHE IS THE 1 REASON WHY I HAVE NOT DELETED MY ACCOUNT MANY MANY MONTHS AGO. SHE KNOWS WHAT I THINK OF HER ANDSORTA WHAT I FEEL FOR HER. SHE LIKES OUR FRIENDSHIP ONLY AND THATS OK. ID RATHER HAVE A FRIENDSHIP WITH HER THEN NOTHING AT ALL.I DO NOT GO GETTING ALL PERVY ON HER I TREAT HER WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT. I DO VALUE THE FRIEND I HAVE MADE IN THIS WOMAN. AND IF SHE WANTS ME TO STAY ID DO ANYTHING AT ALL FOR HER TO KEEP HER HAPPY. SO TO Q MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT BABYDOLL. WILL

I Hate Morphine (don't Read This If You Don't Want To Be Bored)
This medication is fucking with my emotions. I am a VERY unemotional person. I stumbled into a forum for military wives and it brought back all of the bad memories of my husband being in. It slammed me! I had to hold on to the chair and remind myself to breathe. My poor hubby was scared to death till he saw what was on the screen and quickly closed it out. I had a bad experience, well multiple bad experiences when Jay was in. Things that I wont talk about here because it goes far to deep. I don't really need to talk about it anyway. If I forget about it then its like it never happened. It was a long time ago so I need to get a damn grip! I just want to curl up in his lap and not think of anything.

Kids Say The Darndnest Things
A day without sunshine is like... night Kids are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.… MA RIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multipl i cation on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that' s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ____ _ _____________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ______________

My Tattoo
had a tattoo done on my chest for my neice that passed away recently ,means alot to me so figure i would share it with my friends its in my neices folder named my neice rip abigale let me know what you think i love how it came out

Walking On Fire
My fingers burn In the breakdown This part of everything Behind me I fade into Off the headlights Crushing every feeling That's in me These walls you've built Never come down One's a crowded number When you're, one Lights flicker still In your eyes All across the ground I now own You hear things that you can't see Echoes on and off Thoughts spinning out What's your impulse Time never leaves Until it's over Shadow falling Never stays Deep treble lights That they cover Softly slipping down my face You hear things that you can't see Echoes on and off Thoughts spinning out What's your impulse Time's never still In my mind Stay where I belong In your heart I'm pushing back deeper lies Still wait Open to you I'm walking on fire.

My Fist, Your Mouth, Her Scars
BLEED, WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW DO YOU HEAR ME SHOUT?! BLEEDING THROUGH MY HEAD MY HEART MY EYES WHAT I'M THINKIN' NOW WHEN I TAKE YOU OUT WE CAN HOLD THESE THOUGHTS I HAVE OF YOU TILL IT COMES THERE'S NO MORE WAYS TO SHOW YOU I WANT TO FUCK YOU NOW. WITH EVERY ONCE OF ANGER IN TURN WE KNOW YOUR GOING DOWN. But now it's over I'm calmer her crimson Flowing Down like water, I saw her as she hit the ground. Now it's over, I'm calmer her crimson Flowing Down like water, I saw her as she hit the ground. BRUISE, WHEN THEY TEAR YOU UP HAVE I GONE TOO FAR WHAT ABOUT MY FIST, YOUR MOUTH, HER SCARS WHAT I'M THINKIN' NOW WHEN I STUMBLE DOWN WE CAN NEVER SAY THAT YOU ARE GONE TILL IT COMES. THERE'S NO MORE WAYS TO TELL YOU I JUST CAN'T TAKE NO MORE THE THOUGHTS OF ME INSIDE YOU JUST MAKES ME SICK, YOUR GOIN' DOWN But now it's over I'm calmer her crimson Flowing Down like water, I saw her as she hit the ground. Now it's over, I'm calmer her

Mom To Me
Mom to Me You have brought so much to my life and me. Joy of cooking. Joy of eating. Joy of sleeping in a warm soft bed. How the garden grows And our friendship and love as a mother & daughter grew Like the flowers we loved. The feel of the warm sand and the smell of beach wood Will always remind me of you the California lady for Des Moines You have class and know what the finer things in life are all about. The crack of the Bat and the crack of fresh crab I will look for you. I know it won’t be the last time we see each other . But it will not be like the special time we spent together the past few years. Thank you for being you and sharing it with me. You are my Best Friend! RIP 02/01/2009 Life won't be the same without you!

In A Writing Mood I Guess...
There Is So Much About Me That Nobody Knows. And Sometimes, I Feel That, That Is How I Like It. Like The Sides Of A Dice, You Rarely Have A Chance To See All The Sides At One. My Friends, Family And Loves Have All Seen Different Sides Of Me. But, No One Knows Everything About Me, No One Gets To See The Complete Picture. It Might Seem Lonely, And It Might Seem Like I Am Too Guarded. But, I Have Had A Lot Of Disasters And Betrayal In My Life To Just Tell Everyone Everything. If Everyone I Know, Had Gotten Together, It Would Be The Closest To Them Knowing All Of Me. It's Not Like I Am Keep All Aspects Of My Life A Secret. It's Just Certain People Know Some Aspects, And Others Know Different Aspects. I Limit What Parts Of My Psyche To Expose By What I Feel They Are Willing To Accept. Few Times I Have Gone Out Of My Boundaries And I Have Been Proven To Stay Guarded. It May Sound Confusing To Some, But There Is A Lot I Do Wish To Share, And Very Few Have The Privilege Of Knowing It

Don't F*** With Me
I'd have liked to send this reply myself, but if anyone who reads this can get a message to this stupid cocksucker, pass this on, will ya? This jerk wrote a mumm and misspelled "love" and "sight" in the heading. I pointed out his mistake in my usual humorous fashion, and this is what I got in my inbox moments later: My reply: Look, you drunken, tattoo-covered cunt... I do have a life, and I'm no wannabe, I'm just doing this because it amuses me. I'm sorry you're too goddamned stupid to spell two four-letter words properly. But if you're determined to look ignorant, go right ahead.

Volume Xxxiii - A Long Update
After a long absence, I'm back in Fubar. A LOT has happened since my last blog post back in August 2007. Two MAJOR developments have occured since last I was on Fubar. The first was the passing of my "Mamaw", Annette Sikes Scott. She had been suffering greatly for the last couple years of her life. Constant battles with pneumonia, COPD, and emphysema have greatly taken their toll on her. She had been in and out of hospitals, with the last one she took residence in being in Macon. Her spirit was weakened by this time last year. And as hers was, mine strengthened for her...if not to help her recover, but to aid in her transition from earth-bound to soaring in the spritual realms. She passed on 29 June 2007, and was buried beside my Pappy--R. B. Scott--in Bulloch County. I STILL miss her, to this day. The other major development is the separation from my wife Tracey. She and I have not been on the best of terms for the longest time, and with a few other developments that

Am I A Horrible Person?
It's no secret to anyone who knows me well that I'm extremely clucky (read: has baby fever like hella mad). I've accepted that right now, I'm never going to convince Haytham that now is the time to try to make our own little hellraiser. But, it's getting harder each day. Women at work at just about ready to pop, and my best friend in Oregon just had her little girl. I'm happy for all of them, no doubt. But I'm also horribly jealous, even to the point of being a little bitter. I don't begrudge them their happiness. I just want some of my own. Does this make me a horrible person, or am I just too down to realize how silly I sound?

Life
Life is how you make of it.The mistakes you make,the mistakes you learn from.It's how you make of it.The relationships you get involved with.The ones you get involved with that don't work don't worry it'll get better.There's more to life than being with someone you can go on without having to deal with anyone but what you have in front of you.The kids and family is the most important things to deal with in life.The people you choose to be with make the most of it.Before it's gone you know it wasn't meant to be.But life is what you learn from.You are still learning from birth to the golden years.You learn something new everyday.Just sit back and anaylize what you have.Never jump to conclusions,because in the long run if you ponder on it too much you realize it's not worth it.You'll suffer more heartache than you asked for,if it ever came down to it and it gets too much get ahold of a good friend talk it out.You'll get through it if not come to me i'll listen.There's nothing more than a

Love
Affirmations for Love: Deep in my heart, I am aware that love is my true nature. As I express love, I draw to myself loving and happy experiences. My positive actions are investments in love. My investments of love bring me rich rewards. The life of love brings me into greater harmony with the universal laws. (not my writing)

A Lonely Tear
A Lonely Tear A lonely tear falls down A smile turns to frown Trickles down the cheek Does not make you weak A lonely tear escapes A lifetime of mistakes A sad and lonely heart Others broke apart A lonely tear is dried So many nights it cried A friend reached out their hand And tried to understand The lonely tear is gone Life will carry on With love from a friend The lonely tears will end

You Might Be A Floridian If..................
Socks are only for bowling. You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. Your winter coat is made of denim. You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. Anything under 70 degrees is chilly. You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005. You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark. You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. (for you non-Floridians, this is referring to the strength of a hurricanes.) You dread love bug season. You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charle

She's So Close! Spank Her Hard!
Queen Nassy is so close to becoming Disciple! She's always helping people whether it be bombing, helping people level, or just being a great friend. Let's all show her the love she deserves. Go spank her hard so we can make her a Disciple just that much sooner! Thank you to all that show her love on her journey to Disciple! Hope you all have a wonderful day. :) Just click on her link below to help her out...Hugsssss Mistress QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 GothMother OWNED BY Thump☆Star*@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by: LilBamaGirl~Shadow Leveler~@fubar PLEASE REPOST

Free!
it's a wonderful thing being free I've alway's been controled and now I feel that I finaly have my freedom time will tell if I'm alone in this life but for now I'm not,lies are easy to tell and even harder to live down or exlpain and be belived but you find those who agenst all odds that that belive you and it make's thing's better.

Online Dating Real Or Not
wondering what your views are about online dating? say your partner has a online date..is it still cheating or just nothing. or has anyone got seriouse about someone on the net who they have never seen or spoken to in rl.

What Does It Matter
well I can honestly say that yesterday was one of the worst days of my life, and today it doesn't feel any better. Not that many give an honest shit anyway, but all I want to do is cry today. It took me an hour to even leave the parking lot yesterday that I was sitting in because I was crying so hard after walking out of work an hour and a half early because my boss and i got into a huge fight. I f'd up at work and I took the blame and I took responsibility and he was fine with it, but I can't make the guilt go away just like that. It takes longer than an hour. So later on yesterday he asked me to do something and at this point I am still feeling guilty as hell and he thinks that I am mad at him and don't want to help him, I am so f'n tired of everyone thinking im mad at them and then yelling at me. DON'T YELL AT ME! ya know, it hurts my feelings, so I cried at work like a baby and walked out and today, I still want to cry so yeah, that's how I am feeling and to be honest I feel

Tolerance: A Modern Myth
While I continue to resist a culture that does not teach us to consider logical implications or the nexus of the language we use, even more so how we us it, I realize that in many ways we lack any good definitions that charachterize our most popular sentiments. One of those sentiments is called tolerance. In fact many of the Enlightenment philosophers were focused on this idea, and the French thinkers particularly because they saw intolerance as the cause of class division, and persecution. Perhaps that is the cause but then David Hume challenged the very idea of transcendence by challenging the causal connections of experience itself. Tolerance in fact does not really omit a logical positive. Nonetheless it is seen as one by many people for whatever reason, perhaps their own inability to define such a term, or capture such an idea, or because they do not know what it is. Tolerance also seems to be nueter in that it is not necessarily a privation of one's willful man

Antisocial Disorder
WTF ARE THEY THINKING??? 1) failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest (2) deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure (3) impulsivity or failure to plan ahead (4) irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults (5) reckless disregard for safety of self or others (6) consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations (7) lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another B. The individual is at least age 18 years. C. There is evidence of Conduct Disorder with onset before age 15 years. D. The occurrence of antisocial behavior is not exclusively during the course of Schizophrenia or a Manic Episode.

Things
So once again the Jesters mind wanders and falls out of control. She has just been thinking about everything, life, my hair, my mom, work, my anniversary, boys, music...all kinds a shit. And it leaves me a little....well to say the least a little stressed out. But its cool...don't worry, I will mange, always have, always will. Some how I will cross this little bout of what ever it is and move on. And to all my friends and family, I know I have come off a little bitchy and crazy and crap like that, but I am sorry. Its just a bad time of year for me and I always get a little bummed out right before that day and then on that day. (so Beth, thats why I am doing it again, makes me feel better) But any way, just an apology and such.

Driven Under
"Driven Under" Do you think I’m faking when I’m lying next to you? Do you think that I am blind nothing left for me to lose? Must be something on your mind something lost and left behind Do you know I’m faking now? Do you know I’m faking when I’m lying next to you? Do you know that I am blind to everything you ever do? Must be something on your mind something lost for me to find Do you know I’m faking? Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man I guess you know I’m faking when I tell you I love you I guess you know that I am blind to everything you say and do Must be something on my mind there’s nothing left for me to hide Do you know I’m faking? Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man We have to succumb

For Those Selfish People And Whiners
This makes a person do some thinking. There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, an

Meaningful Things
Sometimes you just have to take a step back and look at parts of your life in a different way. Not hard to do. Other times maybe you just need to take a deep breath and relax. Take each step at a time and try not to rush things. Before you know it so much has slipped by and you are left wondering what happened. I cherish my husband and my 2 year old son. They are my world. I value the friendships I have made with a few people in my day to day life. I was fortunate enough to come across several people here on fubar that I have come to care about as well. Am in the mist of trying to join a group called K.O.P.E. They are the greatest. It is rare you meet people that come together like this group does. Sharing a bond with each other and honestly caring about the other. I am honored to be a part of that. To my sweet friend Harry. In such a short time we have talked so much. It seems like we have known each other alot longer than we really have. You are such a sweet person

158 Years Ago
Do you know what happened back in 1850, 158 years ago? 1. California became a state. 2. The state had no electricity. 3. The state had no money. 4. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. 5. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like California is today, except the women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands.

I Have A Weird Guy On My Lawn! Lmao!
I have no idea why exactly I am writing this right now since I have a very bad headache. I am watching a man is a small truck pull up slowly to my house and stare at my house. Kind of odd. He has a city emblem on his truck so I am assuming it is a city employee. Now he is on the side of my house because I can still hear his music. I live on a corner. Not sure if I should walk outside and ask him what he is doing? Now the guy is on my lawn! WTF? Now he is walking over to my door. Okay, he rang my doorbell and he is wanting to put some kind of trap or something on our yard for Japanese Beetles or some shit like that? I told him to go for it. He said he was with the county. Shows how well I can see! lol I have been working long hours trying to get some stuff done for work. Long, boring story so what ever! blah blah blah. Just tired of working. I worked from 8am-9pm yesterday with taking my son to the hospital in between for his back. He hurt his back by some huge

Volume Xxxvii - Death I Have Become
Each time I blink, The closer I become. Each time I think, The colder I become. I weaken with age and time. Though 'tis ever so slowly, I feel more enveloped by The embrace of the netherworld. I close my eyes, In an invitation of those Who move mountains, Who part oceans, Who move and shake the earth And who give and remove breath. My breath is polluted, tainted, infected. My flesh is bruised, slit, painful. My mind is twisted, blackened, convuluted. My spirit is withered, weary, dissolved. Shake the earth. Let it become a chasm, and swallow me whole. I descend into my eternal Hell.... ...which is more heavenly than my earthly existence. And Death I shall become. And Death I shall believe. We will become one and the same. I shall have control of souls. I am the epitome of evil. I shall have the knowledge of the underworld,

I Am Finished Done Gone
OKAY SO HERE IS THE DEAL WITH ALL THE MELLOW DRAMA THAT IS GOING AROUND I WANTED TO GET SOME THINGS OFF MY CHEST. THERE ARE SOME PEOLE THAT TAKE LOUNGES AND FUBAR TOO FREAKIN SERIOUS. THIS IS INTERNET SITE NOT REAL I ONLY JOINED THIS SITE TO HAVE FUN AND TO MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE SORRY IF I HAVE DONE SOMETHINGS THAT HAVE HURT OR MIS LEAD SOME PEOPLE AS FOR THE LOUNGES THAT I HAVE BEEN MADE STAFF IN I AM GONE OFF FUBAR FOR A WHILE DONE WITH THE DRAMA I GOTTA GET MY LIFE GOING...I GOTTA GO OUT OF TOWN FOR TWO WEEKS AND I CANT AFFORD TO PUT UP WITH ANY EXTRA STRESS

Please Help Out A Friend Of Light_n_darkness
Some of the nicest people are found on Fubar!!!! This woman is always willing to help out when someone is in need...without question she is a wonderul person and a great friend to have! Please stop by and say hi, rate, fan, friend her and tell her her friend Light_n_darkness sent you! Lets get her Level up there she deserves our help! ~SunShiNe_in_ShaDoWs~@ fubar

Entry #1
I decided to start this blog because it can chronicle my experiences with my internship over the Summer. My regular job and this internship pretty much take up my entire life right now... Journal Entry #1: 5/20/08 Today was a difficult first day. The first half of my day was dedicated to reading the policy/procedure manuals and then I was supposed to attend some IDT (Interdisciplinary) meetings for some of the clients. I was forgotten twice by my task supervisor. She forgot to check on me and left the agency to pick up lunch for everyone. When she returned she did apologize for leaving me without any notice or direction on what to do while she was gone. The second time, she went to pick up the kids from the high school (10 minutes away) in her vehicle for the IDT meetings and then she was going to come back by and let me follow her to the doctor’s office where the IDT meetings would occur since I didn‘t know the way. I sat in my car waiting on her for 40 minutes

Life & Death
A lot of people don't know that most the time I am feeling sorry for myself. Sorry that I didn't get my perfect fantasy or my perfect life. But you know what? My life isn't perfect but at least I am still alive. So many people die way to young. Some babies don't even get the chance to live. Some teenagers die way before their time. Hell even some adults make stupid fucking decisions like to drink and drive, and they too die way before they should. But yet there's stupid fucking people like me that get the chance to live everyday and would rather think about what might have been rather than what I can make my life from now on. Sometimes I think that the people who have died are the lucky ones. What I mean is they no longer have to suffer here on Earth. Death is a part of life, it's inevitable. But tell that to the parents that have lost an infant, or to the girl that lost her best friend, or to the daughter that got a phone call that her daddy didn't make the accident. Death is never ea

I Love Being An Aries
Here is an Aries Survey I just took and lik I said in my profile I am Aries alsmost Down to the - TEE Your Results: You scored 1-12: You are a true Aries! You are energetic, competitive and independent - a true Aries! You have many Aries characteristics, including the desire to be in charge. You have an abundance of confidence and a positive attitude. You do tend to be impatient, however, and are easily irritated by delays. You never shy away from competition and enjoy a challenge. You are at your best in the beginning stages of a relationship, when everything is new and exciting. You also enjoy the chase and prefer to pursue rather than be pursued. To learn more about Aries, click here! View all LifeScript quizzes. Quiz Answers: TRUE. Aries, ruled by the planet Mars, enjoys competition. You do not shy away when confronted with a challenge. In fact, you probably feel that anything worth pursuing should present a challenge. TRUE. Aries is one of the most energetic si

Change Is Possible
The 1994 genocide in Rwanda left the country in tatters, its future fraught with uncertainty. Of the more than 800,000 people killed, most were men and boys. Rwanda's remaining population was 70 percent female. Fast-forward to the present day: The economy has revived and is holding steady. Major road arteries between cities and outlying villages, which were destroyed, have been rebuilt. Today, the Rwandan lower house of Parliament is nearly half female, the highest percentage of women in any parliament worldwide. Girls are attending school in record numbers. The women of Rwanda are behind one of the most inspiring comeback stories of national transformation in recent history. And while their story is dramatic, it's not unique.

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Octopi Ice Follies
Occasionally I find something online that's so funny yet told with such seriousness I can't resist posting it to share with you! I got this off "Puck Daddy" in Yahoo! Sports today, and I'm just perturbed that ASPCA or PETA through their celebrity spokesmobsters hasn't campaigned to stop the tossing of harmless octopi! It's discrimination against the eight-legged, that's what it is ... check out the horror roles that spiders usually get with the outstanding exception of Spider-Man! Seriously, my apologies to hockey fans, citizens of Detroit or anyone who relates to what this article's about. Have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend, gang! Culturally commentating, David Friday, May 23, 2008 5:46 pm EDT Why the octopus still won't twirl in Detroit By Greg Wyshynski With Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Detroit Red Wings set for Joe Louis Arena on Saturday night, angst over one of the postseason's biggest controversies continue

Texas Of The West
I love the west Especially Texas The beautiful scenery An some handsome guy's With their Texan drawl Of the cowboy The ladies are gorgeous With their style's Of the cowgirl What drive's me crazy Is the accent From the cowboy's Which is very hott Appealing to weaken For to drop a pin To get a glimpse Of how they are In reality Ladies can bring The guy's in By just showin' They're looks off "Ladies Love Country Boy's" Which is true Author notes Just thinking about how the ladies and gentlemen are like in Texas. I have always wondered since I was young and so I decided to write something out of my writing.

Jealousy
Jealousy... I'm sure you've seen How it takes the "sweet" and makes them "mean." Take me for example... you'll never see A woman any nicer than me. But once those ladies come around And look my man up and down... What happens next is a big surprise: You'll see little daggers in my eyes. And while they think me sweet and wise, I'm quietly planning their demise. We mention families and talk about roots, While I secretly measure for concrete boots. Decorating! Which of you has the flair? Have you tried out my comfy electric chair? Over there on the left... one of them winks. Some "sleeping powder" falls into her drink. Who's that over there standing by his side? She looks like she might want to take a ride. Her car really looks like it can Zoom... When she turns the key, though... one loud "BOOM" I'm glad this is all just in my head. I really wouldn't wish anyone dead. I'll stay as sweet as I can be... Jealousy won't get the best of me.

My New Name Is Sneezy Bubblebiscuits
MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS. We all need a little stress-reliever ! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot mo re stressful days than not Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer ! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor force

Midnight Phone Call
Midnight phone calls stir a mother's heart. We all know what it's like to get that phone call in the middle of the night. This night was no different. Jerking up to the ringing summons, I focused on the red, illuminated numbers of my clock. Midnight. Panicky thoughts filled my sleep-dazed mind as I grabbed the receiver. 'Hello?' My heart pounded, I gripped the phone tighter and eyed my husband, who was now turning to face my side of the bed. 'Mama?' The voice answered. I could hardly hear the whisper over the static. But my thoughts immediately went to my daughter. When the desperate sound of a young crying voice became clear on the line, I grabbed for my husband and squeezed his wrist. 'Mama, I know it's late. But don't . . . Don't say anything until I finish. And before you ask, yes I've been drinking. I nearly ran off the road a few miles back and . . .' I drew in a sharp, shallow breath, released my husband and pressed my hand against my forehead. Sleep st

For My Forever, Gregg
i've been looking so long at these pictures of you that i almost belive that they're real i've been living so long with my pictures of you that i almost believe that the pictures are all i can feel remembering you standing quiet in the rain as i ran to your heart to be near and we kissed as the sky fell in holding you close how i always held close in your fear remembering you running soft through the night you were bigger and brighter than the snow and screamed at the make-believe screamed at the sky and you finally found all your courage to let it all go remembering you fallen into my arms crying for the death of your heart you were stone white so delicate lost in the cold you were always so lost in the dark remembering you how you used to be slow drowned you were angels so much more than everything oh hold for the last time then slip away quietly open my eyes but i never see anything if only i had thought of the right words i could have hold on to your he

Freedom
OUR SOLDIERS When the security of our land is threatened, We call on our soldier's might, To go wherever they're needed, To defend us day and night. They leave their loves ones behind, A great price our soldiers must pay. Let us salute their courage and bravery, May we remember them each time we pray. Each time we spot "Old Glory" Waving for all to see, Let's think of all the soldiers that have Kept it flying proud and free. This great country is tolerant Of cultures from other lands, But, when they attack our precious freedom We will punish with a heavy hand. Our soldiers are tried and true, Tempered like carbon steel, Born of American Spirit; Raised with American will. Remember our fallen heroes that died, So freedom may grow, To nations around the world, Wherever our warriors may go. BY: Robert byers

Careing
Should i care anymore, care about people, and things, cause it seems that no one cares about me people always yelling at me for stuff i did not do, always told i was dumb and stupid always left out and left behind, i have no real friends am i that much diff..... that no one likes me or loves me. Should i be like the rest and not care what happends to people, is every thing my fault like all of them say, y is it that my life is a liveing hell and all i do is love and want to be loved. Is there some one out there that will care about me and not just say it to make me feel better cause that is all that thay do now, when i need help no one come to my side, but when thay need help i am the first that is seen at there side. My world is cold and dark, i want and need some one to warm and light the dark, but i see now that it will never happend, i am loseing Hope.

Healing
WHAT IS HEALING ? Healing means becoming whole on all levels of being, physical,emotional, mental,and spiritual. We begin healing by finding our desire to be well and whole. Unless we have the motivation to be well and the intention to act in our own behalf we cannot become well and happy. We are meant to be well, to be balanced and Joyful in our bodies. we are meant to act with purpose and direction to advance our own happiness and the happiness and wholeness of all the beings of and on this Planet. Illness happens when the energy of the mind, body and spirit become unbalanced, distorted or blocked . Real wellness is reached only by restoring the entire self to harmony and balance with itself and with the Earth and the Universe and Spiritual consciousness. Disease begins with distortions and blocks in our aura, the personal energy bodies that permeate our phyisical body. These blocks can arise from stress and emotional and mental and other disturbances in our dai

Pathworking
~ Pathworking: Journeys of Power ~ ____________ _________ _________ __ Pathworking, as guided meditations are sometimes called, it a term which somes to us through ceremonial magic. It is the most potent tools we have for aligning ourselves with the energies of deities and mythic figures. The term "Ppathworking" has been adopted by Pagans who define it as a guided journey into the inner-world, or universal/archetypa l/astral plane, for the purpose of acquiring a lasting change on both the conscious and sub-conscious mind of the journeyer. Other terms which are synonymous with pathworking are journeying, inner-plane work, exploring alternate realities, seeking, astral world, going within, going out-of-body, inner world journeying, self-hypnosis, and vision questing. Pathworking, sometimes referred to as an "advanced: magical practice, is as old as the art of storytelling itself, an art highly prized by the Celts. Their itinerant storytellers (called seanachais) have, by uin

Diesel Fitter
Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs.' The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him 80 dollars a week unemployment pay. Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesel Fitter.' Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick 160 dollars a week. When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.' 'What skill?' yelled Paddy.. 'I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, diesel fitter.'

To All Los And Lettes
TO MY FAMILY Tragedy and now words from Violent J himself Message From Violent J written by Violent J, this shit is soo true we need to love this family more. -JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 in psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you cloth

R.i.p. Zachoriah
Zachoriah won the Dr. Ruhe award for his Baha'i beliefs. Congrats Zach. I know I am not the only one who misses you... I'm glad to see so many people are benifitting from you bieng here. I wish that I had seen you before your last breath. I will always love you. R.I.P. love. You're father said it best... "I''ll see you soon." Love you!

Dreams
Dreams It's late at night now, and I'm half awake, I see before me the image of your face, An Angelic face, where words do fail, To capture the beauty of each detail, A smile so warm with lips so sweet, To taste them once would be a treat, Lips filled with passion, yet so tender, With their gentle touch, a cry my heart does render. A kiss so tender, that makes me feel, Alive and warm, Oh so very real, A kiss with passion that I adore, That leaves a hunger for so much more. Eyes so bright, that I could love, Filled with the lights from Heaven above, Eyes that mirror for all the world to see, The Love that dwells in the depths of me. Eyes that can read with just on look, The pages of my heart, an open book, Eyes that can, with only a single stare, Fill me with desire to always be there. And so the Dream goes all through the night, Your image there till mornings light, And with dawns light the Dream does fade, But deep inside the foundations been lai

"did You Know"
did you know that I secretly cry and tear myself to shreads every night? did you know that behind my seemingly warm happy eyes lies a broken innocent,ravaged by many sinful hands? did you know that I loathe you for disposing and abandoning me in this forsaken hell? did you know that I bleed for you,that I dwell in this eternal pain for you, that you bind me to this duty? did you know that you intertwined you and I and left me to take care of our withering souls? did you know that for every smile I forcefully press against my face a slit is placed upon my delicate skin? did you know that everyday you kill a part of who I am, that every time you scream at my wrenching, contorting face I grow number? do you even know that I exist anymore? do you know that for every word you say it pierces my heart and I grow closer to my death? do you even care that you have started my reckoning? did you even know or acknowledge when I crept upstairs and locked my door, when

Robot Caddies
A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie." The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this: We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today." The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will do the job." The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir. Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole." Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right f ron t of the hole on the green. The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his as

A Poem Of Young Lives And Love
She said love is hard to understand. He said, here ... let me take your hand. Together they walked a trail of stones and sand. He looked into her eyes so blue. It was then he saw her love was true. She smiled and looked down somewhat shy. He said are you afraid to look me in the eye. She said it isn't fear that inhibits me, As she sat down under the tree. It's love, truth, honesty and trust...You know life isn't just about lust. He smiled a gentle smile looking up into the skies and said, I can see nothing but all of those in your eyes. They stared at each other as they walked across the beach. The waves beating up against the wreath He stopped, turned, got down on one knee. She laughed put her hands on her mouth and said..no not me. He took her hand in his and said will you be my wife. She cried out yes, my love, for the rest of my life. And on that day they became, Husband and wife.

The Healing Power Of Potraits
On the fourth floor of the University of Nebraska Medical Center in Omaha, they're doing cutting-edge research on bladder cancer, the mechanics of cancer stem-cell replication, and the healing power of portraits. That's right, portraits. The aim of the project is for an artist to study the interaction between patients and caregivers and to develop a set of paintings based on observation. The work is being done by Scottish-born artist Mark Gilbert. A few years ago Gilbert did a whole series of portraits on some hospital patients in London. And it was during these sittings that Mark says he first noticed the medicinal effect of having one's portrait done. Read here http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/02/08/assignment_america/main3811162.shtml

Acknowledgement
You say You love me You say You care You say You want me in Your life Yet You don't acknowledge me anywhere Not the way You do others This hurts i know You may not understand but to me, it's important It feels like You're hiding me Or ashamed of me.... i don't know But that's one of the things that's troubling my mind....

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as i sit alone with twisted images i feel the hot breath of a dragon breathing on my neck burning slowly traveling down my spine making nonsense seem real pain is a friend knowing nothing else it is ever faithful always there just below the surface waiting to appear dying to drown me in its madness not wanting to let go i still beg for release mass confusion like ants build tunnels thru my mind crawling thru memories stinging my thoughts i want them to go away leave me only the good dont want to think of the bad force the best memories thru this abyss find the happy thoughts they say time heals all pain to have patience have strength look within and you will find your happiness there well i wait patiently finding my strength i have looked within and my happiness still isnt there

The Message
The Message Oh tell me now just where to start, To tell this Message from my heart, With moonlit nights, or skies so blue, Each one of these I see in you. With summer breezes or sun above, Or gentle cooing of the dove, With farmer's fields of crops so green, Oh see the trouble that I mean. Oh how to tell and let you feel, That what I know is very real, I think I know now where to start, To tell the Message in my heart. Just three words I need to say, These three words will show the way, To You my Dear these words are True, From my Heart now, I Love You! DQA

Oh Gossip
at work kills me. and I hate lots of people who think that they can tell me what to do, or try to be tricky with me, fuck trick bitches. Why is work such a fuckin trip. Damn. I'm sooo tired though. I need sleep. NOW! ps. new pics. ;)

Volume Xliii - Evensong
Accompanied my my instrument, I shall compose an Evensong. It shall not elevate you to new heights, But gravitate you to the deepest recesses Of your soul. Your fears will be exposed, revealed, experienced, confronted. A lost memory will resurface, One of regret or lost chance, It WILL be rather painful. Love that once died will breathe new life... Along with the pain that resulted from its end. Tears will be shed, God will be cursed, And the torment, set to glorious minor keys, Shall be exhilirating. I compose what you already feel... Just return to the forefront of your existence.

Sunglasses Or What You Wear When Fucking Welding?
So when I first started seeing these popping up on the scene, I figured in about another year they will be gone. Well God damn it, I was wrong! They are still here and they are actually getting bigger! It doesnt matter where you go, to the beach, a baseball game, even a fucking grocery store, and you see them everywhere. Now I am starting to like them, only because I am going to go on a mission to find the biggest pair of sunglasses in the world! I want to see some chick wearing a some type of visor from a god damn motorcycle helmet, now that would be something. So I have my camera and have a few hundred beaches to visit. See ya at a beach near you!

Saw Chevelle Friday Night....
I lost count of how many glasses of wine I had...I kept saying "Just one more!" and the wine flowed.... I didn't get totally wasted. I just got to the "can't control your volume...everything is amusing and funny..." stage of drunkeness. Now that's fun! Chevelle performed at the Grand Sierra Resort, which, to me, is the Hilton. That's what it was before and that's what it will always be to me...so, saw them at the "Hilton" is what I say! What a weird venue. It was as if we were going to a dinner and a show because they had all these booths and tables set up. The only thing was, down by the stage it was just empty space. I'm assuming it was room for all those who wish to "mosh". Moshing seems so outdated to me...why aren't people over it yet? What a waste of valuable concert time to be slamming your bodies into one another rendering wounds then nursing said wounds in the bathroom whilst the concert you paid good money for continues in the backround... Idiotic!

Life Is Good!
My husband and I had our first summertime down on the farm party...yee-haa and everyone had a blast. I made homemade potatoe salad & for the first time I made some colelaw and it was pretty damn good if I say so myself. I always make to much food when I have these BBQ's but this time I had no leftovers, which was a good thing. I made five pounds of hot wings and five pounds of grilled bratwurst that I soaked overnight in beer & honey mustard sauce that I made. I cooked 10 pounds of hamburgers and two packs of hot dogs for the little kids that came. The famous shrimp on the barbie was a hit too. Everyone brought some beer and we were running low on ice so one of our friends went and bought a keg which was easier to keep cold after we got the barrel to put it in. We still have beer lefted....lol We rented a funhouse for the kids to play in and we bought a trampoline for the adults to jump on. Now picture this...drunk adults jumping on a trampoline...now the fun begins...lol Im so glad

Evil
Ive been pretty angsty as of late. this weekend was stupid, other than i worked two days and im about to work again in a few hours. last night was dumb. my friend and her boyfriend fought at my house when we were sitting around and drinking, and I feel that he was in the wrong this time. it was stupid. They left before i woke up this morning, which is good and bad because now that my heads clear i'm still pretty annoyed with the situation. ... Jeremy needs to get his attitude in check because I don't like it. and I've got dirt on him that I can definately mix things up with. I like talking to him and everything, but he needs to learn where the line is between talking and preaching. ... I hate when people preach to me when they have to real insight on the situation. You cant just tell me your oppinion of what i should or shouldnt do, blindly. all its goin to do it piss me off. ... I always say how important respect is. And I really need to stick to my guns on that. I don't

The Weenie Test
Weenie Test Three third graders from Tennessee , an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black child are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' He says, 'Okay.' They all agree. The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. 'That's nothing,' says the Italian kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer. No t t o be outdone, t he Black kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest. That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. 'Oh, we worked on a science project , had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' 'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks the mother. 'Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other

Beware Your Actions Not Lead You Here.
Silent surrounds me, in darkness the ghosts of the past haunt me. Time has no meaning Distance is all consuming. Faith , Hope and Dreams fade into nothingness as silence destroys all. All light has fled this shattered soul, meaning of living is nothing more than dim recollections of constant disasters. Feeling the flesh fall from this abandoned body of mine as my spirit seeks escape from this nightmare called life. Love nothing more than a fairy tale for blissfully ignorant children. Faith lost when love has been abolished. Hope destroyed when trust has been destroyed. Dreams turn to dust when loyalties are divided. Music the only release from the pain and horror of what is called life, but the silence has stolen those melodies of relief. Life has become nothing more than a living tomb of despair. Welcome children of the dead to the future that is waiting for you if you continue down this path of apathy and rage. Remember Karma's Law all that is put out shall return unto you three-fold

A Joke Pour Vous
are you cold? no,why do you ask? cuz youvebeen running through my refrigeratorall day. id rearrange the alphabet,but theres no u and i in team. you know what would look good on you?me know what would look good on me? a red velvet elvis jumpsuit with white fringe and chrome spurs on my boots.

Life And Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made contact, "Connie....Connie. .": "Is that you, Joe?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After sup per, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I Catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again." "Oh, Joe you surely must be in Heaven!" "Not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."

Bo Diddley
Rock pioneer Bo Diddley dies at age 79 June 2, 2008, 12:32 PM EST JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- Bo Diddley, a founding father of rock 'n' roll whose distinctive "shave and a haircut, two bits" rhythm and innovative guitar effects inspired legions of other musicians, died Monday after months of ill health. He was 79. Diddley died of heart failure at his home in Archer, Fla., spokeswoman Susan Clary said. He had suffered a heart attack in August, three months after suffering a stroke while touring in Iowa. Doctors said the stroke affected his ability to speak, and he had returned to Florida to continue rehabilitation. The legendary singer and performer, known for his homemade square guitar, dark glasses and black hat, was an inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, had a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, and received a lifetime achievement award in 1999 at the Grammy Awards. In recent years he also played for the elder President Bush and President Clinton. Diddley apprecia

Say Goodbye To Dayton Ohio =(
Well we just got the bomb dropped from the Beloved Rick Wagner. General Motors is closing the Plant here in Moraine Ohio as well as three other plants. The mood is very dark and sober here at Moraine Assembly as 2000 of us know that we are going to lose our jobs. This decision made by the GM Board of Trusties will put thousands and thousands of people out of work as it will shutdown part suppliers and truckers and various other industries. GM was one of the last big employers here in Dayton and will most likely leave this already depressed town severely crippled. My heart and prayers go out to everyone effected by GM's decision and their families. My God guild us all in this dark hour.

Cyn For Prez!!
If I were the President of this mess of a country, I would do the following: IMMEDIATELY IF NOT SOONER!! I. Pull our military from Iraq, Iran, Bangladesh, Asia, and wherever else we stick our asses and don't belong. (These are BIG words for me, because I have ALWAYS been an avid supporter of our President AND a Republican but enough is simply enough!) II. Sue the major oil companies for extortion and monopoly and then require them to turn the 10 BILLION gallons of surplus oil that they are holding for ransom (i.e. the $8/gallon forecast due to "Supply and Demand". Then require them to give it to the people via lottery. III. There are over 300 million people in the US. A quarter of which are illegal immigrants. I would launch a search and deportation of ALL of those sneaky bastards (yes....including their "meal tickets" aka children, that were illegally popped out INCONUS). I would then send them back!! YES! It would be costly, BUT, it would pay for itself almost immedia

June 3, 2008 - Three Months Together
Hey everybody! I know I haven't been blogging like I usually do, but I have a very good excuse! Yeah, it's Jimm...Today is our three month anniversary together! As many of you know, we are know living together...It IS wonderful! HE IS WONDERFUL! Yes people, you really can find true love on the internet, even right here on Fubar! We are living proof! I want to thank our "real" friends who have been so loving and supportive! And Jimm, baby, what can I say? You ARE the most amazing man! I love you so much! But more than just love you, I am SO in love with you! Thank you for being YOU! I couldn't ask for anything more! You are my Knight in Shining Armor! At a time in my life when everything felt like it was falling apart, you rode in and swept me off of my feet! I will love you forever and ever! (Forever still doesn't seem long enough!!) So yeah, this blog is for everybody to read. If you're a "true" friend, you'll show Jimm and I lots of love for our anniversary! For J

The Submissive
In A submissive These are my opinions and ideas. These are in no way a strict dictomy of what is required in a submissive personality. Obviously all people are different. These are my ideas, from what I have seen and from the submissives with whom I have interacted.** So, what is a good trait for a submissive to have? Obviously we're all individuals, and we all have our little quirks and foibles that make us endearing to our Dom/mes. We all have separate and distinct personalities. I have noticed, though, that there are a few traits that it benefits a submissive to possess. If they do not naturally exist within a person, it's worth giving them a look, anyway, and trying to learn the trait (I'm thinking here of Patience). Here's what I've seen: Honesty When I asked Master what a good trait for a submissive to have was, he said, "honesty, honesty, honesty, honesty, oh, and, uh...honesty." Honesty is vitally important in a relationship of this sort. You absolutely must, at all tim

Just Something I Wrote
Like a yoyo you pull me up and push me down I get enough of that but its funny how I don't move....I still choose to stay and blame my pain on love It is all love...I think to myself...is heartbreak part of love???to love deeply is to love with all ur heart but mine is in pieces so how can it do the purpose I get over you well I try to get over you but not to hard cuz I don't want to but as soon as I think i am there you are and suddenly the moon and stars come into view nut then later its all dark again Is it ever gonna shine? Is there going to beany glow again? Or am i just tryin to find and keep whats not there but love accepts all pain and it it patient...maybe my love is patiently waiting for something but i will never know until it actually happens

2 Tough Questions
2 tough questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every ev ening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide firs

Poor Kids Syndrome...
The other night my girls and I were sitting down to a nice dinner of roast and vegetables with the t.v. on in the backround. While sitting and eating this fine meal I cooked, a news story came on the television about food banks and how overwhelmed they are with people needing food. People who never needed help before are now humbly standing in line for food, mostly because of the downturn in our economy. It was sad to watch, particularly the blonde headed little girl in a pretty pink dress that stood with her head down as her mom cried about not being able to afford to feed her children. For a moment I thought "exploitation at it's best!"... Then... what does my daughter say while watching this oh so sad news clip? She said "what's the matter? Don't those people know how to cook?" Now I'm the one with my head down, embarassed at the fact that my child doesn't want for anything and now has no clue what it's like for those who don't and or can't have. I cal

This Is A Message To Whatever
Hey Fatty!!! you know.. you have truly messed with the WRONG BITCH. ROTFLMFAO!!! People, please!! Get a fucking life, and just to you "Homo Joe", bring it if you think you are fucking woman enough! Bastard child indeed! HAHAHAHA Oh too funny! Thanks for all the compliments, and for making me the center of all your pathetic, pitiful worlds. Best damn laugh I've had all week! what you think i wouldn't have found out.. since your too much of a pussy ass cumdumpster to face me. block me huh.. i am not like you bring it on whore i have nothing to hide. and i was very serious. you were a fucking bastard child of a goat and a horse. you fat piece of fucking shit! if you fuck with my friend again you will definitely regret it. oh as for guy.. trust you won't have him either. i will ensure of that.. you have no idea what can of worms you opened by being a spiteful fucking piece of shit! always remember when you think your tough and smart there is always some one tougher and smart

Fed Up With The Bs
I am sick and fucking tired of the phony ass fuckheads on this site. Every week someone calls my friend a N...R. What the fuck is wrong with people? That is a mean hateful word to throw around like your calling someone something menial. I am with a black man, and my children are mixed. If you have ever used that word get your pathetic fucking ass off my list. I have been called a N loving whore by other people on this site. It makes me sick. If someone called my twins father that word in his face he would wind up in jail for beating their ass, I hate fucking pussies who hide behind their fucking keyboard and you know damn well they would not walk up to a mother fucker on the streets and say that shit. Done Venting for now!

Tornado Warnings!!!!!
All of the last two days, I have been glued like flies on flypaper to thunderstorm and tornado coverage nationally...and locally. First indication there might be trouble in Northern Kentucky came at 3:15pm Tuesday afternoon. I was traveling between home and Office Depot, which is a 15 minute walk from my house. Storms were off to the west but at the time I did not know they were possibly tornadic. About 3:10 I got to Office Depot, located what I needed there (a new mouse) and paid and left. Well I got out in the parking lot, and no sooner am I turning for home does it start raining. I knew I wouldn't make it. I turned and ran for Big Lots. THAT'S when a tornado warning went out for Boone County! I got nervous. I didn't get freaked, I got nervous. I called someone I know from this site who, like me, is a weather enthusiast. She informed me of the possibility of the tornadic circulation west of Florence and moving east. I kept one eye outside and the other eye on everybody in Big Lots

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Daily Christian Wisdom Go to the Bible to meet Christ...He is its author, its subject matter, the doorway to its treasures, the full-throated symphony of which Adam and the prophets heard just the faintest tune. -Andre Seu

Dont Want To Bore The Rest Of You.
Dont know if you've noticed but I havent been online lately. I went to see Rheumatologist, I had Xrays done to find I've broken my coxic bone,(tail end of spine) I have to have an Op to remove bone, it cannot be fixed. Have also learnt my sacroilliac joints are almost worn away, there is nothing they can do about that. I have to learn to give myself weekly steroid injections, Lol am phobic with needles! I have shrunk 1 1/2" I'm now only 4'10"! Lol real Pygmy size hehehehe! Just hope I can ride in the wind again! Fuckin hope so!

Page's Of My Life
Pages of My LifeTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey Hi my name is: Franklin When I'm nervous: Never am By this time next year: To Be Married maybe.... PART 1: YOU Were you a planned baby? Yes Were you the first? Only child PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY Do you have low self esteem? Hell No Do you get depressed about things easily? Hell No Are you happy right now? Hell Yes PART 3: APPEARANCE Are you comfortable with the way you look? Hell Yea I sexy ant I lololol Describe your hair: Blonda and getting long again... Where do you buy most of your clothes? Mall PART 4: RANDOM Ever been kicked out of a bar? Nope Ever drunk dial an ex? Hell No Can you tie a cherry stem using your tongue? No PART 5: THE OUTDOORS Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Outdoor I live in Flordia come on.,... Do you like walking in the rain? in the summer time yes... Do you like thunderstorms? Hell No PART 6: FOOD Are you a vegetarian? Hell No Anything you absolutely could eat forever? Wait I think

Hate
Hate I Hate you, go away and die, These words kill me way deep inside, How can what we had back then, Turn so very bad here at the end. I don't know the point in which Love turned, From Heaven to Hell in which I burned, From the I will of I do that you once said, To the I won't, now I wish you were dead. What's the point when Love turns to Hate, What did I do that tempted the Fates, That made you turn and cast me aside, To the gutter where my heart now lies. Tell me how Love can die so fast, What could I have done to make it last, In my heart where once you gave plenty, Lies a dessert now all barren and empty. But after the flood of my tears do flow, There in the darkness a seed may grow, And from that single seed will spring, The eternal light that True Love brings. DQA

Sweet, Loving, Smart, Single Man Looking For True Love
Ladies this man is single and he is looking for a great woman, please give him a chance, he has had west nile virus and now has a cancer that may not be reversible. He wants someone to spend the rest of his life with. He is 39 years old and his birthday is coming up soon, I just want to try and make him enjoy life and not regret living and being alone. He is new to fubar also so... if you are truely are interested please email him at jdgillman2@gmail.com this is a true story, he is my uncle and I want to help as best as I can. He is divorced and his ex-wife will not let him see his daughter. If you have a heart you will help me, help him. He has no Idea I am doing this so please do not tell him. mdmn1968@ fubar He is not a crack head and is not on drugs other than the ones the doctors give him. Please, please, please, give him a chance. From one lonely heart to another. If you are not interested please at least repost this. Thank you.

Very True
SOUTHERN WOMEN Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: 'Yes, ma'am.' 'Yes, sir.' 'Why, no, Billy!' Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: 'Y'all come back!' 'Well, bless your heart.' 'Drop by w hen you can.' 'How's your Momma?' Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shuga h Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their count

Mum Part Seven
I watch him go outside and light a fag, something still didn’t fit it didn’t make sense as to why he would just leave like he did. The night was drawing in and I was getting tired, I said goodnight to everyone and listen before going to bed. “Why didn’t you tell her mum? Why didn’t you tell her the truth? I didn’t just leave did I?” “That is the past now son, just leave it now” I sit there listening to every word they spoke waiting for the truth to finally come out. “I never meant to hit you that day mum, I was so angry with dad for being such an asshole. I had to make you see sense somehow, and hitting you was the only way. Said I would never do it again and I haven’t, but someone has to tell her, she needs to know.” I see mum look at him and shake her head, “No one tells her do you understand, this matter is never to be brought up again.” I run to my room before mum comes upstairs. Quickly I jump into bed and wait for mum to sleep before going back downstairs. Getting out of

Apple Enchilada Dessert
INGREDIENTS 1 (21 ounce) can apple pie filling 6 (8 inch) flour tortillas 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/3 cup margarine 1/2 cup white sugar 1/2 cup packed brown sugar 1/2 cup water DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Spoon fruit evenly onto all tortillas, sprinkle with cinnamon. Roll up tortillas and place seam side down on lightly greased 8x8 baking pan. Bring margarine, sugars and water to a boil in a medium sauce pan. Reduce heat and simmer, stirring constantly for 3 minutes. Pour sauce evenly over tortillas; sprinkle with extra cinnamon on top if desired. Bake in preheated oven for 20 minutes. Makes 6 large tortillas; may be cut in half to serve 12

Baby New Potatoes With Fresh Herb Vinaigrette
1 teaspoon black pepper 1 tablespoon chopped fresh rosemary 2 tablespoons chopped fresh mint 1/3 cup olive oil 1 large garlic clove, minced 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley 2 pounds baby new potatoes, washed 2 tablespoons white wine vinegar or rice wine vinegar 2 teaspoons kosher salt Directions: This dish is a wonderful warm weather potato salad. Because they're no mayonnaise in it, you don't need to worry about it spoiling in the sun. I used to make this with just mint and parsley, but then added rosemary and garlic for an extra zing. You can mix and match any herbs you like, such as dill, oregano, marjoram, thyme or basil. 1. Place a large pot of water on to boil. When boiling, add about 2 tablespoons kosher salt and then the potatoes. Return to a boil, then reduce the heat to maintain a minimal boil. Boil for 20 to 25 minute until potatoes are fork tender. Drain in a colander and let cool slightly until warm. 2. Meanwhile, combine the remaining i

Baked Chicken Parmesan
1 egg, beaten 1/2 c. parmesan cheese 1 tsp. paprika Dash of pepper 3/4 c. margarine, melted 1 T. milk 1/4 c. flour 1/2 tsp. salt 2 chicken breasts Combine egg & milk; stir well & set aside. Combine cheese, flour, paprika, salt & pepper; mix well. Rinse chicken & pat dry. Dip in egg mixture. Dredge in flour mixture. Place chicken in a 12X8X2" baking dish; pour margarine over chicken. Bake at 350°F for 1 hour or until tender. YIELD: 4 servings

What Is A Dad?
A Dad is a person who is loving and kind, And often he knows what you have on your mind. He's someone who listens, suggests, and defends. A dad can be one of your very best friends! He's proud of your triumphs, but when things go wrong, A dad can be patient and helpful and strong. In all that you do, a dad's love plays a part. There's always a place for him deep in your heart. And each year that passes, you're even more glad, More grateful and proud just to call him your dad!

True Friendship...
true friendship is forever and lasts for more than a while don't think about saying never just look around and then smile true friendship will stand the test of time no matter what people say or do one like yours and mine are proof that it's all too true true friendship is one great gift when you are down and low it will give you a big lift when you don't think it'll show true friendship is like a magic wand whenever you might be lost it's never any kind of con it's there when you need it most

Lsu Vs Washington In 2009
LSU will resume a football series with a Pac-10 school next year as the Tigers will open the 2009 season against Washington in Seattle, senior associate athletic director Verge Ausberry announced on Friday. LSU and Washington will meet on Sept. 5, 2009 in Husky Stadium in the first of two games scheduled between the teams. Washington will make the return trip to Baton Rouge on Sept. 29, 2012. “We are excited to be able to sign this home-and-home deal with Washington,” Ausberry said. “We want to be able to play a non-conference game against a team from a BCS league each year if possible and the addition of Washington to our schedule in 2009 and 2012 gives us that opportunity. “The Washington contest is also one that will be very attractive to our fans and it will allow us to bring the LSU football experience to another part of the country.” The meeting between the two teams next year in Seattle will mark only the second time the schools have squared off in football. In th

New Mov Ies To See
Kung Fu Panda is showin . it is really good for the kids and it is also funny for parents to . You don't mess with the Zohan it is also a good movie to go see if you want to laugh . come see the movies. and have some [popcorn. it is really good . come have fun with the family / see you there /

Interesting Questions Part 2.
You can email me your answers, or answer them in the little comment box. Answer them honestly,funnily, or sarcastically. 1. What food item describes your life? 2. If your partner(wife/hubby) could no longer have sex and told you they want you to be happy and allowing you to have sex with others. Would you? 3. If you could, would you predetermine the sex,haircolor,eyes,weight & personality of your child? If so, why? 4. If you were walking down the street, and passed an alleyway, and notice a couple having sex next to the dumpster. Would you stop and watch? Would you video record it and upload it the web? Would you call the cops? Would you join them? 5. If your car,house, everything you own will be taken away from you, leaving your family homeless. Would you rob a bank? sell drugs? sell yourself for sex? Just to make ends meet. 6. Would you rather have your partner scream out someone who is famous name out during sex, or someone you know? What if its a name of someone f

Why Death?
Why is birth so hard and a long process and death is so quick and hopefully painless? Why are we meant to love others and then made to grieve and hurt when we lose people? Why has "He" taken so many people from me with no notice? My son, my brother and now my father. Why is he doing this?

I Was Bored.
What bill do you hate paying the most? I HATE PAYING RENT..BUT ITS A ROOF!! Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? ANYWHERE IS A GOOD PLACE...BEING TOGETHER IS THE ROMANTIC PART Last time you puked from drinking? ABOUT A MONTH AGO..DAMN WHISKEY AND NO FOOD!! When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? I HAVE NEVER DANCED ON A BAR...BUT WILLING TO TRY LMAO!! Name of your first grade teacher? MRS. SCHMIDT What do you really want to be doing right now? I WOULD LOVE TO BE SLEEPING What did you want to be when you were growing up? A LAWYER...LMAO I HAVE A GOOD MOUTH FOR ARGUMANTS How many colleges did you attend? JUST 1..FOR ABOUT 5 MONTHS Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now? IT WAS THE FIRST ONE I SAW GAS PRICES First thought? I WOULD RATHER WALK If you could visit anywhere and take someone with you... I WOULD GO TO VEGAS WITH MY POON DADDY First thought when the alarm

Ok So...
So, I've been watching the news today... It's about Residential students and how they were abused (physically, mentally and sexually)by Priests and nuns. These people have had the Prime Minister apologize to them on TV. My personal opinion... Is some of the Indians are over playing the situation. Granted, I've never been in a Residential school before. My mom was in there.... and I just feel like that some of them are milking it for everything it's worth. And it makes me sick. I mean, they got paid for every year they were in it. I heard of some people who got money because of a parent going there... :s I don't get it... Maybe I never will. I know that money could go towards something like World Hunger. Or, helping teenage mothers... Something more useful then paying people (Indians) off to keep them off their backs. I guess my opinion would be different if I had actually gone myself. But for now, it's making sick how people are using our government for their own personal benefit

Heartbreaker
As I think back on what I did in my life, I cant help but think of losing you. The things I did I cant take back, even if I could, I would see it through. You were there through the months, when I was down and depressed. Sometimes I would be out of my mind, and you would help me get dressed. I always push those I love the most away, don`t want them to get to close. I never was able to tell you, you were the one I loved the most. Loved everything about you and your body, like the song goes " You dont know what you got til it`s gone"! Thoughts of you just haunt my memories, and now I just sit here all alone. Where did it all go wrong ?, dont know what I can do to get back to you. All I wanted was to be with you, and I think thats what you wanted too. I didn`t mean the things that I said, was only trying to keep you near me. You don`t even know you own worth, you were always modest that was plain to see. So as I reflect on my lif

Apple Iii
She gave him one more a time a condescending look, which he accepted with great pleasure and even a hint of a smile, since it meant that her feeding pattern was disrupted by his refusal cave in and give her material to gloat about for the rest of the day. After a brief moment of shock and disappointment, she straightened out and walked out of his cubicle, finially giving him personal space to go back to his daily routine and occupy his mind with yet another thought of what happened that night. He started guessing who the strange woman was again, jumping from one idea to another: a ghost perhaps? Or maybe he was drugged and somehow she took advantage of him by altering his mind and making him see all those things? That did not make any sense since he knew that he did not go anywhere , and clearly remembered going to bed for good. He rubbed his face with palms of his hands in an attempt to clear his mind and body of unwanted thoughts and skin cells, and decided to wait and see how things

Stuff On My Mind
IT IS 430 IN THE MORNING AND I CANT SLEEP.THERE IS STILL THINGS ROMING AROUND IN MY BRAIN AND UNFORTURNATELY I CANT GO TO SLEEP BECUZ OF IT.MAYB BY WRITTING ALL OF IT DOWN THEN I CAN FINALLY RELAX A LIL A FALL ASLEEP. FIRST, I AM HURTING.I TOOK A PAIN PILL TO SEE IF IT WILL HELP ME RELAX AND IT IS GETTING THERE SECOND,FOR SOME REASON,I HAVE MY BROHER AND MY FATHER ON MY BRAIN.I MISS THEM BOTH VERY MUCH AND ALL I CAN DO IS CRY FOR THEM. THIRD,MY BIG SISTER IS COMING THIS WEEKEND TO COME VISIT ME AND MY MOM. I AM EXCITED AND I CANT WAIT TIL SHE GETS HERE. I CANT WAIT TO HUG HERE REAL TIGHT,JUST TO LET HER KNOW THAT I LOVE HER. FORTH, MY BIRTHDAY IS MONDAY.I WILL B 37 YRS.OLD.I AM GETTING OLD AND I KNOW IT.LOL I LOOK LIKE I AM 12 THOUGH.LOL. FIFTH,I HAVE A NEW BEST FIEND IN MY LIFE AND I AM REALLY HAPPY THAT I HAVE HER AND HER FAMILY BUT THEY LIVE SO FAR AWAY.IT IS COOL THOUGH CUZ WE TALK EVERY DAY. WE ALWAYS LAUGHING ABOUT SOMETHING GOING ON. I AM REALLY GRATEFUL THAT GOD BR

This Should Be Posted In Every School!
This should be posted in all schools and work places and at home! Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If y

What I Think????
I am not perfect....I make mistakes...I fuck up.....But at least I can admit it. You want to try and put all the blame on me, never thinking for one moment that you could have fucked up too. I told you what I wanted...I told you what I was looking for....you never told me anything.... If you are going to hate me.....then hate me. There is nothing I can say or do to change that.

Chapter 3
Chapter 3 Elizabeth finished dressing for work and then went downstairs to have her morning coffee and check her messages on her computer before leaving for the office. After pouring herself a large cup of coffee she went into her home office and turned on her laptop, to her surprise she had another message from Beca ‘Hey girl, why don’t you fly down Thursday night and forget any luggage we can go shopping Friday and get you new cloths for your stay. It will be my treat, I just want to see my best friend and spend some quality time with you before the guys arrive for the party Saturday, some of them might even start showing up Friday so I can introduce you to some of the people I have been honored to meet over the past few years.’ Elizabeth replied ‘I will check and see what the earliest flight I can take out is and let you know later on today.’ Then she sighed off her computer and finished drinking her coffee. She thought for a few moments and decided that it was time to lea

Gems Auction Results
Well the auction is over and we have some mighty fine mistresses and boy toys that are being leased. Check em out! **Cash Bids** Leased by: 'I Am The - Fu-King HarleyRider70' Leased by: 'Boricua God Daddy' Leased by: 'AngelGurl' Leased by: 'DJ Olds' Leased by: '**Chell** Leased by: 'Miss Crys' Leased by: 'Windy' Leased by: 'WonderWoman' Leased by: 'AngelGurl' Leased by: 'Tappinit' Leased by: 'Aces Angel' Leased by: 'AngelGurl' Leased by: 'aGEM4life' Leased by: 'Abby' Leased by: 'SuperStarrPrincess' Leased by: 'DJ Devilish Desire' Leased by; 'Keith' Leased by: 'DJ Olds' **FU Bux Bids** Leased by: 'AngelGurl' Leased by: '~Sharon~' Leased by: 'Tigerprincess' Leased by" 'SugarCookie'

Linkin Park - In The End
It starts with) One thing / I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on / but didn't even know Wasted it all just to Watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter One thing / I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the t

9 Days - An Original Poem
9 Days 9 days since I held you And smiled and kissed your face 9 days since I felt as if My soul was in its place 9 days of standing strong, and loving from afar 9 days of wishing that I wasn't left to hold out empty arms 9 days, its really not so much In the grand scheme of things 9 days can be eternity When your heart so lonely sings 9 days is what it has been, and what it had to be 9 days is but a moment, though in our eternity.

Today 61508
well hubby is recalled again and i miss him more each day. If i am lucky i will hear from him this week. I shouldn't complain though back when he was active duty we didn't have computers and snail mail was all we had. It took two weeks to send and 2 more weeks to receive mail from each other. lol gotta love computers lol

No Deals Withthe Devil
NO DEALS WITH THE DEVIL You can't make deals with the Devil. What's wrong can not be right. You can't mix good with evil. Darkness will not shadow light. You Can't have hope with out a dream, To be free you can't be blind to the truth. You can't believe everything you hear or read, Cause it propaganda they teach us in the news. Crooked politicians selling us out, making dirty deals everyday. Selling our blood for money padding there pockets along the way. Television preachers with there big long limousines. They've left God's word behind to teach greed & vanity. Those who feel that freedom is free. What kind of fool are you? Our freedom was bought with blood, sweat & tears shed by our troops.

Why?
Why did you leave without saying goodbye? DId you not love me? Did I not make you happy? Why did leave me with the burden of not knowing what to do? Did i disappoint you? Did meet your expectations? Why do I hurt so bad, did I deserve to have my heart ripped without being or knowing it? Why do i live with with all these things with no answers. Can you answer my questions?

Some Real Friends For Ya Please Let Me Know What You Think
some real friends for you!!! I am very pissed right now,because the simply fact that you can tell when your freinds are real friends.ok heres the story,my girl freinds so called friends to her to go donate plasma yeaster day and they charged her $15 dollars for a trip that didn't even take two gallons to burn,well from what i hear the 15 was supose to be for gas so she can do that and find work since they told her that they would take us to look for jobs mainly her because i was pissed off because i felt that they ripped her off so i didn't go.and here's why i get so pissed about this shit,for one we helped them move outta there apartment when they couldn't pay there bills,we help them move and all.when she was going in to the hospital when she was about due we dropped what we were doing to help them with there pets and all when we had shit of our own to do we dropped it but its feels like when we need help the most it's like we get BULLSHIT excuses of why they can't help at that mome

Alter Ego For Prison
now that im going to prison for 6-30 years for stealing my mothers house while shes dying of cancer, i think that none of my alter egos will save my not so virgin ass form being raped. so, i came up with yet another alter ego... chalie narcisi now i am sure to create fear in prison, but incase no one there is scared of me, like in real life, im gonna keep working on my ripped muscles ;)

More?
Waiting to meet you in the dark to undress you lovingly to sear hot kisses onto your skin to have your scent fill my head to let my lips and tongue taste you to feel your body awakening to my touches to slip my hand around your cock to have my mouth follow in pursuit to make the anticipation end to hear you go breathless as I suck you for the first time to hear your delicious moans as i tongue your head to feel your desire as you entwine your hands deeply in my hair to obey your command as you urge me to take you deeper to sink my greedy hot mouth down onto your shaft to move in rhythm up...down...deeply...harder...faster....more... to feel your cock throbbing as you fuck my teasing mouth to feel your uncontrollable explosion to savor your taste in my mouth to swallow your essence to have a part of you inside of me your finally here i'm waiting no more

Kanye West - A Million And One
Yeah It's (a million) I freestyle bout all niggaz for (a million) How many niggaz bit the soul, bout (a million) How many hoes did I bone, bout (a million) Uh-uh, uh-uh, it's (a million), uh-uh There's (a million) ways to die, choose one (A million...) A lot of people ask about the money I made, even Just Blaze How are they for real, is them niggaz really paid? Rappers I meant, or dead with the wreck Is it true he won't send a beat tape until he get a check? What's the position you hold? Could you really master Neptunes, check my check, and "H to the Izzo", the only single that went gold? Roc-a-fella shit, foe, you move back to the "Go" Is it back to Ghost producer for D-dot on the low? For the million time asking me Questions like Toni Braxton, harassing me Like you don't care about my son's feelings? Can I get a minute, you wack bitch? I ain't got a jack shit You heard "Takeover", who's running this rap shit? Uggh, fake tits, shut up and make hits Can't we a

Baptists . . .
Baptist Church in North Carolina There was a Baptist Church in North Carolina that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit a

Please Read
How to Dance in the Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked

Coming Home
I am less than 4 hours from leaving for the airport to see the love of my life and I’m just as anxious now as I was 3 months ago when I first made the trip across the continent. Is it true what they say that absence makes the heart grow fonder? I for one don’t buy that line for a moment. Absence builds up feelings of wonder, regret, anger, longing and all those other wonderful emotions that can get someone in trouble. To me the distance we share from each other is only a physical thing as we chat and talk on the phone and in txt and we work and play closely together on Second Life. The daily emotional connection is there and honestly I can feel her and smell her every moment or every day. The longing I feel is mainly that physical disconnect from being so far apart. I have a better way to put it than our hearts growing fonder. Need. That basic inner desire to be close to the one you love. To feel safe with them and special in a way that no friendship can come close to providing.

She Speaks Her Mind
Brutally cruel She speaks her mind Imprudent fool She speaks her mind Unequivocally right She speaks her mind Suffering blight She speaks her mind Utterly alone She speaks her mind Brittle as bone She speaks her mind Dying decree She speaks her mind Only to me She speaks her mind

Falling...
Complete Bliss...Excitement, hours of talking on the phone, the day draws closer... It's here. My heart races as I stare at you as my foot touches the ground... I'm speechless... Our lips meet, the world stands still. It is just us and the world is silent.. We make love upon crisp clean white sheets, my heart,body melts into yours... It starts with a single tear of joy,love,happiness and then more come... The days past.. I am in love....but yet something is tearing at me. But what! The calls keep coming but I hold my tongue,for you love me and only me... Then the messages start to flow... they are just friends, no worries... But I'm secretly suspicious... I can't handle it anymore... It's to much, I love you but it is to much so I look.... Pictures...I miss yous...so many... I speak.. we fight...then weeks pass with the same thing over and over.. Silently we we gradually drift apart, neither one truly saying the words that should be said... just anger hel

Taking Entries For Wet T-shirt Auction
Georgia Dome - Ying Yang Twins AKA MRS T IS BACK AT IT AGAIN SHE WILL BE HOSTING A WET T SHIRT AUCTION 1)MUST HAVE A SALUTE TO ENTER 2)ONLY SFW PICTURE ACCEPTED 3)ENTRY FEE OF 35K IS REQUIRED TO ENTER THE AUCTION 4)SEND LIST OF OFFER ALONG WITH THE PICTURE OF CHOICE CLOSING ENTRY DATE WILL BE ON JUNE 27TH UNTIL 7PM PACIFIC

Run Toward The Challenges
Thursday, June 19, 2008 Run toward the challenges Of course it's difficult. That's what makes it so valuable. The time, effort and commitment you put into reaching the goal have their own rewards, over and above the achievement itself. They make you stronger, more disciplined, and more effective. When great effort is called for, great opportunities abound. When challenges and difficulties surround you, there is much value to be created. Instead of cursing the need for sustained and focused effort, be genuinely thankful for the chance. For you are designed and equipped to get things done, and life is superbly rewarding when you do. When difficult work is called for, step quickly forward with enthusiasm. It is truly your moment to shine, to grow, and to create according to your best expectations. Run toward the challenges. It is in those challenges that you will fulfill your greatest dreams. -- Ralph Marston

Bulletin Made By Nicci
OK CAUSE I KINDA LIKE HIM HERES WHAT IM GONNA DO BLISSFULY NUTZ HAS ENTERED THE *****SEXY BALD MEN CALENDAR CONTEST***** HE NEEDS RATES AND COMMENTS SO GO BY AND SHOW HIM LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE {BESIDES HES A SEXY BALD GUY}OH IF YOU CLICK THAT PIC OF THE SEXY GUY UP THERE IT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE CONTEST BUT FIRST YOU NEED TO R/A/F THE HOST ♥JÁÐÊ♥ÊYÊ§♥ØWÑÊR ØF §WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ & JÁÐÊ§ ÐÚÑGÊØÑ@ fubar SINCE I LIKE SEXY BALD GUYS GO AHEAD AND TELL HIM I SENT YOU ~*~NICCI~*~FU ANGEL@ fubar

Come With Me....
Take a walk with me...Talk with me...And I will show you that no matter how tough life gets there will always be something beautiful to look forward to...In bad times look forward to the future because it will bring good times...And when you're brought those good times let those memories carry you through the tough situations you will find yourself in...No matter what, always remember things change so don't let life shock you to the point of having no life at all...Fight through the struggles, love through all the troubles, and appreciate all the the lessons life forces you to learn...Don't let them harden your heart, allow the forced lessons to strengthen your charactor & your soul with love because that's what we are here for... To give Lots of Love

Thong Law Suit
Macrida Patterson, a 52 year old Los Angeles woman, has filed a product liability claim against Victoria’s Secret claiming she was injured - ready for this - putting on her low-rise thong! That’s right you read that correctly. Marcinda claims that when puttig her her sexy little thong a decorative metallic piece flew off and hit her in the eye. First of all if you put on a thong and pieces coming shooting off with enough force to damage your eye you should not be wearing a thong and secondly a 52 year old in a thong is just wrong!

It's Not Right But It's Ok
It's not right, but it's okay Verse 1 Friday night you and your boys went out to eat Then they hung out, but you came home around three (yes you did) If six of ya'll went out then four of you were really cheap Cause only two of you had dinner I found your credit card receipt CHORUS It's not right ,but it's okay I'm gonna make it anyway Pack your bags up and leave don't you dare come Running back to me It's not right, but it's okay I'm gonna make it anyway Close the door behind you Leave your key I'd rather be alone than unhappy Verse 2 I pack bags so you can leave town for a week (yes I am) The phone rings and then you look at me said it was one of your friends down on 54th street boy So why did 213 show up on your caller ID? I've been through all this before Don’t think about it, don’t think about it Head on out that door(aint gon get yours) Things have got to change baby(Things have got to change baby) You dont sta

First Glance
First Glance There is a moment when you first meet, The eyes connect on that two way street, Straight into the soul the look does lance, That special moment of Love First Glance. Your eyes meet from across the room, A single light in all the gloom, And you feel there deep in your heart, That this is the place where life will start. You have this feeling, not knowing her name, You pray to the heavens she feels the same, In that Glance your heart skips a beat, Thanking the Fates that let you two meet. Through the crowd you both draw near, To speak the words she longs to hear, You try to speak but your words do stumble, For in her presence you now are humble. The Glance now becomes a stare, Time stands still for you to share, The windows of your souls are now open, Finding you one, you both have hope in, With a blink the moment is past, The spark that's started now will last, Growing strong now into the flame, That nothing on earth ever will tame.

Why
WHY- Do I feel so alone? WHY- Are people who claim to love me being so fake? WHY- Is my heart being overlooked for my body? WHY- Are some people so shallow? WHY- Do some people see a sign of weakness when you're a genuinely good hearted & giving person? WHY- Do some people look down on others, when we are all created equal?

Ok Members...time To Come Together!
We have the power within us to make this group the best tight knit family on Fubar…Let’s come together and raise up a new member… she has 28k to go to the next level! Help me welcome one of our newest members to our Gaia Spirit Family!!! Blessings upon you Nikki and welcome to our family!!!! nikki@ fubar

Ambitions
I am going to set the stereotype straight here about single mothers and their ambitions. I'm not bitching about anything, but there shouldn't be a stereotype about it. Anyone who says there isn't one is lying. Just because you are a young/older, single mother does not mean you do not have ambitions like every one else. Yes, they are somewhat different due to the new responsibility of raising a child or children. Having a child DOES change your goals and ambitions for life but it doesn't mean that you have completely given up on them. They also may take longer to acheive then if you didn't have a family, but they are still there. So don't get the wrong impression of all single mothers because of the other ones that give us a bad name. They're definitely not all the same.

Nostalgia
Nostalgias are like ex's-you remember only the good stuff, until you see them again. ANd you realize why they are ex's. I have such mizxed feelings for my home country- it is a place where I was born, where I grew up, where I had all my first experiences, good or bad ones. When I think about Moscow, I always think about the parties and fun I had with my friends, unlimited binging and a no man's wilderness. I think of white birch forests, endless rivers, my 100 year old log house in a country side, times I spent traveling with my parents all over former USSR. And then I remember the darker days, which remind me why I have left. The 90's (the worst time in Soviet Russia), when my mom had to pick me up from the neighbors at 9pm because she had to stand in a bread line for 5 hrs. Hand me downs from my aunt, which she inherited from her sister-my mom. Nothing but rotten fruits and vegetables, since they were brought to Moscow in a truck from warmer places (Which took weeks to delive

Bored....
You know what sucks? Well, there are alot of things that come to mind but in the here, the now, what sucks is when it's a friday night and no one is "available" ...all there is, is you, and your computer..hmm...how pathetic is that? I have aproximately three books I am currently reading and not a one of them is peaking my interest at the moment. One I'll probably never finish, the other two consist of my facination with theology and well, when I'm in the mood I'll pick them up again...and T.V. is just an annoyance at best. For right now, though I'm just searching for a thought and it eludes me as usual. I've had an interesting week...to say the least. I live in a constant struggle, within my relationship and myself. What's good for me verses what's good for the common..the goal...the overall...and y'know, most of the time I'm just a bit selfish and realizing more and more that I'm allowed to be that way. Responsibilities and commitments have kept me in tow though, as

A Huge Thank You To All Of My Friends!
I wanted to thank all of you who came and helped me with my Happy Hour last night... some of you rated my pictures and stash, some rated others to level them, Keith bought me my Happy Hour, Sniper made my bulletin. Gem, Windy, Keith, Lady Kate, Dee75, Unknown Cowboy and HersheyK are on my page every day rating my stuff. So many of you sent me bling.. Wow, Jets and Flying Monkeys, I have a pack of poodles and a litter of kittens. But you know what the most amazing thing I have is? YOU! My friends are the best anyone could ask for. In no certain order are the people who were on my page last night showing me Mad Love. I know I have missed someone and please believe me, it wasn't intentional. I grabbed links until 3 A.M. so please don't take it personal if I missed you. Let me know and I will add you. I hope everyone reading this will take a few minutes to go rate these wonderful people. I guarantee they will return it. My friends are top notch! I love you all! Old fr

Leaving Fubar
As of July 1 I am leaving Fubar. I cannot take the garbage on here anymore, its no longer fun. So if you wish to continue to contact me, you must send me a private message before July 1 and I will forward my yahoo ID to my true friends. I've met alot of nice people on Fubar, but unfortunately there are those who have ruined the experience and its time I pack my bags and move on.

There Is Something To Be Said For Caring...
I care too much. I do. And I hate myself for it. But what else can I do. It is in my nature and I can’t help putting others before me to the point that it is detrimental to me. Why did I move? I didn’t care, but a friend needed a roommate. Why do I concern myself with her shitty relationship? I don’t know but it makes me sick to my stomach. Why do I go out of my way to help them? Can’t tell you but I never ask for anything in return. Why am I the shoulder and ear to turn too? False hope that it will dawn and they might realize, I am the guy? Who knows. Why do I bend over backwards and ignore everything to ensure the happiness of everyone else around me to the point where I am depressed, broke and physically worn? Cause it makes them happy? Maybe one day I will wake up and realize that, yeah it’s cool helping people, but Jim is number one. Jim’s needs should be first. Self preservation right? Anyone have the answer? And for those few of you that read this through, Thank you and I

What My Name Means
You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a d

Victoria
What Victoria Means You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you. You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night. Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions

Skinny Women Make Me Sick
I can't stand looking at skinny women. Fake, plastic, big boobied chicks! Why can't you just be real, and be yourself. Personally, I like BBWs, and women with some meat on their bones. Why? 1) I know they ain't gonna break and get bruised up during some sweet love making. 2) BBWs make the best lovers. They love you from their hearts to their souls, through and through. This is just the way I like women, and well if you don't like it, well don't comment ;) L8r

For Those Of U Who Give A Fuck
I AM JUST LETTING YA'LL KNOW THAT I WILL BE LEAVING FUBAR IN THE NEXT 72 HOURS SO IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IN TOUCH AND YOU HAVE YAHOO MESSENGER PLZ FEEL FREE TO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE AND I WILL SEND U MY YAHOO ID I REALLY LIKED FUBAR AND HAVE MADE MANY FREINDS BUT THE DRAMA THAT IS HAPPENING BETWEEN ME AND MY SOON TO BE EX IS OUTRAGOUS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE HIM BLOCKED HE HAS OTHER PPL THAT KNOW HIM COME TO MY PAGE AND ALL THAT WONDERFUL CRAP..WELL IF I AM SUCH A PSYCHO BITCH I WOULDNT BE DOING THIS SO JUST WANT TO SAY GOOD BYE AND I WILL MISS EVERY ONE OF YOU THAT I HAVE MET ON HERE.... MyHotComments

Getting Rid
OK so tomorrow afternoon (gmt cos im british and proud of it!) I shall be cleaning up my entire account - that includes making profile changes, (so if you read this go straight to my profile and sign my guest book - the more I get the more likely I am to keep it!! and also leave me a voice comment thing on my thingy - they both might be gone!!!!!!!) In addition I shall be deleting a load of fans, mainly those that are not on my friends list cos they are just well kinda there!!!!!!!! Further more I shall also be deletin friends that I aint heard from since like the first week that I was on here - of course if you are in my top friends you will stay cos we is friends!!!!!!!!! I shall also be deleting friends that dont return the favour (they know who they are again if you are in my top friends or family - dont worry we is friends and I .llove you!!!) Finally my bf rocks - you cant show him love cos he aint on here - he is on traitor site (moo haha) I LOVE YOU ALL YOU ARE TH

George Straight-i Saw God Today Lyrics
Just walked down the street to the coffee shop Had to take a break I've been by her side for 18 hours straight Saw a flower growing in the middle of a sidewalk Pushing up through the concrete Like it was planted right there for me to see The flashing lights, the honking horns All seemed to fade away In the shadow of that hospital at 508 I saw God today. Chorus: I've been to church, I've read the book I know he's here but I don't look Near as often as I should (Yeah I know I should) His fingerprints are everywhere I just slowed down to stop and stare Opened my eyes and man I swear I saw God today. Saw a couple walking by They were holding hands Man she had that glow Yeah I couldn't help but notice she was starting to show Stood there for a minute taking in the sky Lost in that sunset A splash of amber melted into shades of red. Chorus: I've been to church, I've read the book I know he's he

Why Not Me...
It seems like everyone that I know is involved in a very serious relationship. Chris L. has a son on the way, and is planning on getting married again. He seems completely happy. Josh has a daughter on the way. As much as it hurt for me to actually admit this, he seems pretty happy with his girlfriend as well. Then there is Chris R. Apparently he has also found someone to love as well. Then there is my big sister. She recently got married (I haven't met her husband yet) and from what our mom says... she has changed so much, and she is so much happier than she ever has been. Even my ex husband is finally happy. Which brings me to this question... why is everyone else that I know so completely happy, and I cant even manage to meet someone and go out on a single date. Thinking about this has gotten me really down on myself lately. Like maybe I am not good enough to be happy with someone... or better yet, for someone else to be happy with me. I keep questioning myself, over a

You And Me
You and Me © By Trish You and me forever we will be, In each others arms in love and free. All the fears put away, All the tears gone astray. Because I am in your arms and nothing can harm me today. When I am with you I am happy, Nothing seems to be in my way, I am with you and want it no other way. Believe it or not I love you so much, With all of my heart and have right from the start. You make me smile and make mebelieve I could do anything, You seem to strengthen me in every aspect of my life. You are mine, mine who I never share. And hopefully we will share love until the end, love Trish to David my . Fiance

It's All In The Numbers :d
Anne Kerstin Suarez, your Heart's Desire is 10/1 Your overpowering need is to be independent and to direct your own life according to what you believe. Your dream is to become the leader of whatever field you enter. Whether it is in business, community, or in your general area of expertise, you are driven to be the reigning figure. You have the courage and the confidence to lead others. You believe firmly that your judgment is preeminent over all others. This gives you the confidence to make bold decisions and carry them out, even when other lives are greatly affected by what you do. You rarely look back once you have made a decision. You possess intelligence and wit. You are keenly insightful and are good at evaluating the abilities of others. You are supremely individualistic. In your manner and dress, you like to project your own unique persona. Consequently, you don't mind being controversial, and can even enjoy the attention and impact you have made on your surroundi

My Loving Fulove Bomber Family
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad. 3. Must add owner and main page to family. 4. Become member ouf our Lounge. 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9.Must be a member of the Squad for 2 weeks before

Interesting Experiences....
I worked for a local veterinarian last year and came across some really interesting situations - this one...took the cake. I thought I'd share it for those who may be interested... 10/13/07 Just when I thought my job was boring... Phone rings at an ungodly hour this morning. It's a fax machine ~ already, my day isn't beginning very well. Anyone who knows me knows I am NOT a morning person and I don't appreciate some bullshit phone call to a wrong number...before the sun is up at that! So, I drag my ass out of a very nice sleep and do my thing to get ready for work. As I approach I-20 what do I see? A TRAIN! Of course, why wouldn't I? I think good ole Murphy was tailgating me. I stop at Circle K to get some coffee...with one eye open I push the button --- ah the delicious aroma of convenience store coffee *sighs* Adding one of those nifty little Stok shots, I make my way to the register to check out. The credit card machine eats my receipt; while this does not bother me,

Day2
Really enjoying my time with the girls here, still sore from the spider bite, dayum looks rough too. My better-half started her kemo yesterday, really takes a toll on her and with me being down too makes it that much more difficult. I set up the bedroom yesterday before Hotpantz got home from the doc, I set up some flowers she had received from co-workers, set up the bed so she would be plenty comfortable and decorated with some things the girls and I made for her. Made my first successful batch O' cornbread last night! LOL really added a nice touch to Bar-b-que chicken, pasta salad and veggies. her appointment and next treatment is today @ noon, double dose so I will be driving her there and home. Yall show her some love and support if u get a chance she is HotPantz76!

Attention: My Guy Friends!
Okay yes I am in a relationship right now, not looking to date a woman right now cause it is no rush. I am gonna get my GED here and heart checked then I know for sure I am gonna stay in Florida with my boyfriend I love him a lot and he know's it. If you can't accept me to be happy then thats your fault don't be on my list if you don't like it. Okay I am sick of the jealousy and crap I do not need the stress of you guy's being jealous. I have my own life I can live it how I please get the clue okay I am tired of the bull crap. I am 19 years old with a heart problem if I go into the hospitial again my mother will chew someone's ass out and it isn't gonna be my boyfriend's. I have not dated anybody in 3 month's I think I deserve to be happy as well as anybody else in this god for saken world. I have gone through hell in the past few years an I am not gonna go through it again with you guy's disrespecting with what I want. If you can not accept it then leave thats fine with me I rather lo

Null/void
for all the bullshit i deal with in life one thing that drives me completely batshit is any religious nut that tries to force their beliefs down my throat and tell me that i'm going to hell for being me. first off, as i have recently just added to my about me section(go re-read it so this will make sense) i don't deal with that bullshit. period. i remember one time when i was still in high school and one of the "born again christian" skate punk kids came up to me and asked me how i could wear metal band shirts and consider myself a christian, or some shit. he started a religious debate with me....i warned him he would loose. he didn't listen. first of all i'm not bragging that he lost. it's just that my dad is a methodist minister. i was raised in a church, i know more about christianity than the average "born again," cuz my dad showed me all sorts of cool things at an early age. and the one thing my dad did teach me about christianity is that true christians don't go

Bitches...
Can someone please explain to me why women are so catty? Why even in the confidence of friendship they feel the need to compete, intellecutally and in popularity, and lets not forget the all importence of beauty? Why they all gotta be such bitches just annoys the shit outa me! Is it just some kind of "social etiquete" that I'm not privey too? That I just don't understand? Or maybe it's because I'm just a bitch myself and am unable to comprehend the "rules" of my gender. I don't know and I just don't get it. I have a friend who is a girl and who is "nice enough", but there are days, like today when she says things to me that make me feel...how do you say?...Inadequate? She talks "down" to me. I find it manipulative at best. Usually it comes in the form of "correctiveness" when, in conversation, she feels the need to correct something I've said either in grammar or factually... When she does it, I'm caught off guard...like what? Did you just?....yeah, well, "who fuck

You Can Let Go Now
Wind blowing on my face Sidewalk flying beneath my bike A five year olds first taste Of what freedom's really like He was running right beside me His hand holding on the seat I took a deep breath and hollered As I headed for the street 'You can let go now daddy You can let go Oh I think I'm ready to do this on my own It's still a little bit scary But I want you to know I'll be okay now daddy You can let go' I was standing at the altar Between the two loves of my life To one I've been a daughter To one I soon would be a wife When the preacher asked 'Who gives this woman?' Daddy's eyes filled up with tears He kept holding tightly to my arm 'Til I whispered in his ear: 'You can let go now daddy You can let go Oh I think I'm ready to do this on my own It's still feels a little bit scary But I want you to know I'll be okay now daddy You can let go' It was killing me To see the strongest man I ever knew Wasting away to

Why Judges Drink...
These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

Mental Intercourse
I did not write this, but i like it so here it is. Mental Intercourse Please allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable something like your mind. Thought processes excite me. I'm stimulated by your kind. Deep and wet with the waters of critical thinking flowing like the rivers of time. Can I gently caress your intellect with concepts that I have created with mine? As I undress your thoughts with my eyes I know what you want because imagination never lies. The truth is all in your head I know, because so am I. Its better that way, wetter that way because creative juices never stop flowing Also knowing what I wanted you gave me a piece of your information. You seem nervous, must be your first time, sharing your mind. Don't worry, it won’t hurt but you might get addicted. Because once you get the feeling it’s hard to stop no longer being restricted by physical limitations. Having inclinations to, do it every time I see you. Not in public though, someone might see bu

Look At The Sky
Look at the sky Tell me what do you see, Just close your eyes And describe it to me, The heavens are sparkling With starlight tonight, That’s what I see Through your eyes I see the heavens Each time that you smile I hear your heartbeat Just go on for miles And suddenly I know My life is worth while That’s what I see Through your eyes Here in the night I see the sun Here in the dark Our two hearts are one It’s out of our hands We can’t stop what we have begun And love just took me by surprise Looking through your eyes I look at myself And instead I see us Whoever I am now It feels like enough And I see a girl Who is learning to trust That’s who I see through your eyes And there are some things we don’t know Sometimes a heart just needs to go And there is so much I’ll remember Underneath the open sky with you forever .

Errr
I’m going to sue all toy factories for the pain, suffering, aggravation and time it takes to open a toy these days. I went to Walmart his morning and decided to get Luke a medium sized toy off of the shelf. It was only $13, nothing expensive or elaborate at all. There is no reason that there should be anything involved in the extraction of the item, other than slicing open some tape. The black tabs and wires hurt my fingers and cause me serious grief. It’s ridiculous that the worries on Christmas morning is no longer "did we get batteries", but rather "how many wires will we untwist and get poked by?" Watch out Fisher Price and Tonka and Little Tykes, I’m coming for you!!

A Daily Inspirational Calendar
--- David wrote: JUNE 27TH FROM THE HEART A DAILY INSPIRATIONAL CALENDAR by HELEN STEINER RICE IN THE GARDEN OF THE HEART FRIENDSHIP'S FLOWER OPENS WIDE WHEN WE SHOWER IT WITH KINDNESS AS OUR LOVE SHINES FROM INSIDE. O LORD, THOU WILT HEAR THE DESIRE OF THE MEEK; THOU WILT STRENGTHEN THIER HEART, THOU WILT INCLINE THY EAR. PSALM 10:17 TODAY PLANT THE SEED OF FRIENDSHIP WITHIN YOUR HEART. WITH SHOWERS OF KINDNESS AND WARMTH OF LOVE YOUR FRIENDSHIPS WILL GROW. FAITH HAS MOVED MOUNTAINS, HEALED HEARTS AND SAVED MEN FROM THE SWORD. WITH THIS POWER WE NEED NOT SEARCH FOR ANSWERS OUTSIDE OF THE LORD. A WISE MIND KNOWS THAT ADVERSE EVENTS ARE BLESSED OPPORTUNITIES FOR GROWTH IN DISGUISE. REAL FAITH IS NOT ONLY WORDS SPOKEN BUT AN INNER CONFIDENCE EMBRACED AND CHERISHED BY THE HEART. STREAMS IN THE DESERT DAILY THOUGHTS FROM THE DEVOTIONAL CLASSIC by MRS. CHARLES E. COWMAN CAST ALL YOUR ANXIETY ON HIM BECAUSE HE CARE

Screw You Nintendo
Yesterday, while enjoying a fine afternoon of gluttony and video game mastery, my roommates and I came to a startling discovery. The discovery was simple. The vast majority of video game villains are, to say the least, slightly corpulent. The three of us found this ignorant and hurtful oversight to be a dagger in the side of the fight against obesity. Popular characters such as Wario and Bowser of Super Mario fame, and King Hippo from the Mike Tyson’s Punch Out family have given the more beefy members of our society a bad name. Large people are loveable people and they are an important part of our culture. Where would we be without the comedy of John Candy and Chris Farley? It wouldn’t be a very funny world, now would it? Would we be better off without the intelligence and foresight of Benjamin Franklin or Winston Churchill? I think not! In fact, who knows what kind of downward spiral humanity would spin into, without the pure kindness and generosity of the jolliest of butterballs, S

Do Ur Show Ur Style In The Dungeon!
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Lmao
Officially the most desperate and awful pick up line in my SB: "hi are you single? do you like to talk on the phone? do you have yahoo messenger? what's your id? can you please answer all 4 of my questions please?"

Tagged
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? disconnected 2. Your significant other? dedicated 3. Your hair? cut 4. Your mother? pesty 5. Your father? crazy 6. Your favorite thing? family 7. Your dream last night? dunno 8. Your favorite drink? tea 9. Your dream/goal? marriage 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? everything 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? stable 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? skinny 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? health 18. Where you grew up? belmont 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? nothing 21. TV? stupid 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? desktop 24. Your life? blessed 25. Your mo

Bibabygirl
THATS RIGHT BIBABYGIRL IS HOSTING YET A NOTHER UNIQUE AUCTION!! BiBabyGirl ~TEAM CAPTAIN FOR CLUB F.A.R.~ 2nd Alarm Hottie Prospect @ fubar OK LIKE - SO HERES THE DEAL....... SHE IS AUCTIONING OFF JEWERLY This is the 3rd jewlery & mics auction as the 1st two were a huge success Just like the first & second one all shipping is paid for by her There is a 1yr warranty against manufacturer defects All bids are excepted HERES THE BEST PARTS!!! THE AUCTION WILL RUN UNTIL: July 7th at 9am est WANNA GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND SOMETHING WANNA SPOIL YOUR BEST FRIEND THIS WOULD DEFINITELY BE THE AUCTION TO BID ON Look below for the list of items up for bid!! silver n pearl pendant 10kT gold diamond stud earrings silver sz 8 heart ring gold tone link bracelet gold tone pendant gold tone necklace matches bracelet above silver hoop earrings

When We Met
The drive wasnt that long, a little over an hour, but I was soo impatient driving there. I coudnt do it fast enough. Knowing I was finally going to have you in my arms, to be able to stare into your eyes and kiss you. The thought of feeling our lips pressed together made me speed even more. When I pulled into the drive knowing I was just feet from your door, my heart started to pound. I was suprised I wasnt wakeing everyone up by the noise it was making. I kocked on the door and you opened it immediatly as if you were waiting next to it just for me. I saw your face, my heart stopped. Such radiating beauty, I knew there was no turning away now. I looked deep into your eyes my mouth wide in sheer wonder of the feelings I was experienceing. You laughed and told me to come inside. As soon as I stepped over the threshold you were in my arms kissing me. It was more rapturous than I could imagine. My whle body responded to your kiss almost immediatly. If I wasnt in love with

Nope
Its been an entire year since I moved back to Tennessee. Which is depressing, because in the entire year since I graduated college, I've made about one friend, whom I'm moving in with. And one who just moved away. I've still not met any chicks. Well I have but none fantastic enough to scare me out of my shell. But I have purchased some cool toys. No new guns, but I did get myself a laptop, a camcorder a nifty new cell phone and a Wii. Now I just need more friends to play with take pictures of and call. I still feel a few years behind the curve. I will probably catch up all at once and get in over my head. But those are the times I have had the most fun. And I do at least feel better about the way I am about chicks. I realized that every relationship I have ever been in the girl picked me. And that all the successfull marriages and relationships I know of didn't start that way. The happily married people I know the guy picked the girl. A coworker told me the other day that a

Set Me Aflame
Power between your thighs. I can tell myself lies. But, all I desire is you pounding into me. Body all aquiver. Your touch makes me shiver. But, make me wait. I've been such a bad girl. I should make you go slow. Do I want you to? No. Without your ardent passion I would surely go mad. I blush when I think of the frantic lovemaking we share. Our bodies together are so sexually aware. Take me hard and fast, here and now. Slap my ass and pull my hair. My senses become impaired. An orgasmic ride to Heaven every time you take me there.

Sex 6
Rosy lips, arching neck, Ripe breasts, smooth navel, Swollen clit, deep wet tunnel of arousal. Hard chest, aching pulsating groin, Erect soldier of sex Thrusting, moaning, Clutching skin, buttocks... everywhere. Kissing, clinging, Rising to orgasm... Climaxing

Check This Out!!!!!!!! Updated!!!!!!
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"letter" By Langston Hughes
Letter Dear Mama, Time I pay rent and get my food and laundry I don’t have much left but here is five dollars for you to show you I still appreciates you. My girl-friend send her love and say she hopes to lay eyes on you sometime in life. Mama, it has been raining cats and dogs up here. Well, that is all so I will close. Your son baby Respectable as ever, Joe By Langston Hughes

My Roomy What A Friend.... Lol
John and I are best friends. We grew up together and even got an apartment together when were moved out of our parents houses. This said, John is an asshole. He’s loud, obnoxious, bigoted, and judgmental (hey, I’m bad but come on). He can be funny most of the time and is a pretty good friend but it’s only because of Heather. Heather is a good person and she and John have been dating for close to seven years. Her cheery nature can grate on me after a while but then I check out her killer body and that more than makes up for it. Heather is about 5’4, 44DD, and an amazing ass. She has been the center of quite a few massipitory fantasies of mine, and with a body like that I’m sure I’m not the only one. With John and I being friends for so long, he does tell me very privet things about their sex life that I probably shouldn’t know. What I find funny is that he offers this information so freely, that I believe he gets off on it. To each their own. As usual, there was drinking goi

Writings
Here I am again, sitting, tapping, stroking at the black keys under my fingertips, hoping that it might help with my soon to be psychotic breakdown. I thought I beat this a long time ago but I guess I was mistaken; I misjudged the amount of will it must take to defeat such a fucking foe. Even though, I think it was true from the start. It had to be a little more obvious then this. Well, it should have been. I think I have the fear, the weakness that consumes most during certain episodes of 1s life. The fear is real, maybe not meant for all people, but certainly some. I feel. I know. I understand. THE FEAR Memoir This time its 1 Can you believe I’m at this again; some1 should’ve shot me from a good safe distance. Between the swirl of my hair and out through my nose. Fuck this shit, since the beginning, since the teleportation; I have had many episodes of longing to refer back to this, to this tapping, this sound of clicking plastic, and the music of

What Is A Billion?
What is a billion ? This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959 B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division : Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D)

Jamaican Bus Driver
Ever been to Jamaica..if you have then try reading this..:-P To all the Jamaicans worldwide who continue to keep us laughing! Jamaican Bus Driver. You ever wonder what it would be like if Jamaican buses were set up like airlines, with the flight attendant and captain giving safety instructions? Wonder no further ... Bus driver speaking on the intercom: Welcome to Bus numba 40 running from Papine to Down town Kingston . Please direct yuh attention to di ConDucta who will instruc' yuh on our safety and model features. ConDucta: Hail up massive! We want yuh fi know dat yuh ride pon di safes' bus dat run pon di Papine to Downtown route. The moggle of our bus is a 1980 Encava, own and operate by Rough Rider Transports. Dis moggle can survive any adversities an' cantravasies. As unnu can si dis bus get nuff lick up an' bad man shot it up nuff time an' it still a drive like new! This bus seat up to 55 passenger, howeva, due to fi we commitment to excellent serv