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Another Soldier Lost
Charles gave his life protecting our country and may he and his friend rest in peace. Charles died saving the lives of 26 men. More like his friends. Charles died on jan 11 2007 at 8:00 am. He took over 23 shots to his body and still he fought on. I'm sorry for all your loss in a friend. He left behind 2 little girls back in the USA. His team is on his page right now passing on the news. Please go show his page much love and thanks for all he has done. He gave the ultimate price here ppl!! Charles aka dragon@ CherryTAP

Allow Drinking At Work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 15. If something does something stupid on t

Such A Newbie
This CherryTap think is pretty insane. Something new and weird and yet koool is always going on and osmeone is always on here from what I'm seeing. Still gotta get used to all the options there are here but hopefully I'll find sone other people to have as buddies in here. Might take a while but I'll get used to it. Cuz I just rule!!!!!!

Beautiful Faces Test
Mila Kunis 53% Eyes, 19% Nose, 25% Mouth, 55% SexyCute You seem to prefer big eyes, smallish other features, and cute women. Altho they sexed her up for the Maxim shoot, Mila's definitely a cutey, in a unique, Eastern European way. She plays Jackie on the very popular 'That 70s Show' as well as voicing Meg Griffin on 'Family Guy'. If you scored in this category and don't think Mila's that great, Natalie Portman's another choice. Personally, I think Mila's adorable. Similar: Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley (sexier) If you liked my test, please remember to give it a decent score, and of course I'm always happy to hear feedback. Thanks! Also, you could check out my Your Type of Girl Test. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 50% on EyesYou scored higher than 3% on Nose

Bush's Tough Tactics Are A 'declaration Of War' On Iran
Bush's tough tactics are a 'declaration of war' on Iran 12 Jan 2007 American forces stormed Iranian government offices in northern Iraq, hours after President [sic] George Bush issued a warning to Tehran that was described as a "declaration of war". http://news.independent.co.uk/world/politics/article2145136.ece

Today I Have Many...
...Too many in fact to list. See, I've not been the best person in my 34 years. I've tried to be, but it hasn't panned out like I thought. I've hurt too many people close to me to count. And while I'd love to try to make amends, apologize and reconcile, the attempt to do so would probably do more harm than good. So, each day I live with the sorrow of knowing that at some point in my life I've made someone's day horrible. It's a burdon not easily carried. But, yet it's carried none the less. Some days, Like today, are harder than others.

Rip - Please Read
Do you remember February 1993 when a young 3 yr. Old was taken from a Shopping mall in Liverpool, NY by two 10-year-old boys? Jamie Bulger walked away from his mother for only a second and Jon Venables took his hand and led him out of the mall with his friend Robert Thompson. They took Jamie on a walk for over 2 and a half miles, along the way stopping every now and again to torture the poor little boy who was crying constantly for his mommy. Finally they stopped at a railway track where they brutally kicked him, threw stones at him, rubbed paint in his eyes and pushed Batteries up his anus. It was actually worse than this... What these two boys did was so horrendous that Jamie's mother was forbidden to identify his body. They then left his beaten small body on the tracks so a train could run him over to hide the mess they had created. These two boys, even being boys, understood what they did was wrong, hence trying to make it look like an accident. This week Lady Justice Butler-Sl

Let Me Love You
I want to love you in a special way like glass, strong but crystal clear. I want to make love to your spirit by first squeezing and sucking your lips to quench my thirst. Then gently blowing love through your lips and making love to your lungs, As my heart squeezes yours and mines together until your mind blows, And you can't think. I want to bite your fingertips sending a sexual sensation through your hands and into your heart, Pumping love in and out through your veins until it reaches your feet, And your toes curl. I want to stroke you gently and softly to caress not only your spirit, But to feel the warmth of your flesh. Your body next to mine, holding and embracing with the connection of a lock and key of life and love so you can't let go. Let me love you hard so I can drill through your hurts and your pains, Paving bricks to guard your heart from your trials and tribulations. Building a dam so that when your flesh feels weak your spirit won't break. Let me l

The Epitome Of The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Yesterday was truly the epitome of the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Well, at least as far as my car was concerned. First, the battery connection came loose...AGAIN. Luckily, Mom's boyfriend is a mechanic, and he came to the library to help me after I called Mom in a hysterical panic. Got that fixed, and then on the way home, I noticed a deer on the side of the road. I slowed down, but since the one on the roadside had my attention, I didn't see the one directly in front of my hood. I swerved to miss it, forgetting that you can't really do that in something as top-heavy as a Grand Cherokee, and nearly rolled Tank over. Needless to say, I was shaking for over an hour after that. Aside from that, I'm very frustrated with my painting as of late. I've been working on figures, but I'm annoyed at my lack of skill. I can paint the torsos almost perfectly, and I can nearly always nail the limbs. But the heads and faces continue to thwart me. I shan't give up, though.

~~the Washington (gulp) Elite~~
NBA OR NFL? 36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? . . . Scroll down, Neither, it's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this one on! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Eye Exam
I'm an old guy and I found each of the respective letters within about 4 or 5 seconds. . DON'T SCREW UP!! If you can pass, you can safely turn on your ignition key again and cancel your annual eye examination... Can you find the "C" ??? (Good exercise for the eyes!) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Once you've found the C.......... Find the 6! 99999

Face Reality.
Don't look at me, What can i do? It's life so live it. It's tough, its hard. Who said it wouldn't be? Stop hiding and face reality. There's no use locking yourself away. It's not doing you any good, Do you hear me? Hello? I can only help you if you help youself, Have the courage and strength And step into the big world. Believe in yourself. Do you understand me? Stop hiding in your bloody room, And face reality. (C) Copyright. Angel

Who Cares?
Hey all, I'm here asking for you to reply with a yes or no answer.. If you'd like to stay friends please send a comment and or mail stating so.. If you do not I will be removing you from my list... Thanks so much for your time...

Always {kalvin Jones}
The first sound of your voice I knew it was you The one of my choice The one that I knew The past was now gone The future so clear It’s like it was drawn out Right in front of me here I don’t know from where These feelings arose They are so fair They continue to grow I am still a baby Giving my heart to you Thinking that maybe You will love me true You say that you love me I trust that you do Please don’t lie to me Because I love you I feel scared to open my heart to you I’ve been hurt before Them telling me it's through I don’t want to feel that hurt anymore The first sound of your voice I knew it was you The one that I would tell “I will always love you” When it comes to love, I have learned not to hold my breath, but instead, cross my fingers. It takes three seconds to say I love you. Three hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it.

Bush Authorized Iranians' Arrest In Iraq, Rice Says
Bush Authorized Iranians' Arrest in Iraq, Rice Says 13 Jan 2007 A recent series of American raids against Iranians in Iraq was authorized under an order that President [sic] Bush decided to issue several months ago to undertake a broad military offensive against Iranian operatives in the country, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Friday. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/13/world/middleeast/13strategy.html ( Bush needs a distration from the investigations into the fraud and theft in Iraq that the Bush Adminbistraion is so deeply involved in. - And a new war with Iran would provide excellent cover for the Bush & Co WAR CRIMES. )

Have You..
have you ever sat down and listened to a song? I mean really listened to a song and paid attention to the words. Only to learn that it has so much meaning to it? And then to add on top of it have someone who means the world to you tell you they wanted you to hear it for a reason? It can really make you open your eyes to what you mean to someone. Or at least it did me. to the one who knows what Im talking about...thank you! It let me know what I mean to you without you saying any thing. to the rest of you...well if someone tells you to listen to a song, really listen to it because there may be a reason they want you to hear it.

A Saucy Escapade
A saucy escapade Is what was to be Secret lovers A rendezvous, you see Meeting with haste Not wasting any time Needing to feel Someone so sublime He was there At the cabin Their secret spot Its always been They went inside Hand in hand Neither with Their wedding band Lips interlocking Exploring each other Removing clothes Off one another His fingers move Across her skin Both of them feeling The fire within His mouth on her breast Sucking it in Making her ache Deepen within Sliding his hand Between her thighs Looking up at her Reading her eyes He saw her pleasure He felt her joy She was so much more Than just his toy A moan escaped her His fingers slide Feeling the juices She kept inside The pleasure she felt Was leaving her breathless Wanting him so bad Starting to get restless He saw her wanting She had right then Moving above her Sliding it in She moaned his name Arching her back Meeting his movements Givi

Generation X
Please rate my blog!!!!This will be my 80's nostalgia blog. I hope you all comment and share your memories. I was born in Cherry Hill NJ in 1976. Judging by that date that made me a official member of Generation X! gen X is defined as being Born between 1965 and 1980. It is also called the ME generation. I will start with what i remember. I remember Halloween being cancelled because there were LSD tatoos and razor blades in the apples. I remember having a holly hobbie doll. I remember spending summers at Leigh Anns house and swimming in her pool. Playing with Cabbage patch kids(mine was Carlotta Clover) We would eat cold spaghettios and we had this peas an carrot gum. I had a raggedy ann record player that played 45s and I remember playing the Mc'ds song on the record theygave out...remember? I'd like a Big Mac, Mc DLT, A Quarter-Pounder with some cheese, Filet-O-Fish, A Hamburger, A Cheeseburger, A Happy Meal. McNuggets, Tasty Golden French Fries, Regular or Larger Size,

Potato Launcher Fun!
WHY SIT IN THE HOUSE BORED WHEN YOU CAN BUILD A POTATO LAUNCHER!! 1.GET SOME PVC PIPE, ID SAY SOME THAT ABOUT FOUR FOOT IN LENGTH AND ABOUT 30-35MM IN DIAMETER 2.BUY A CONNECTOR PIECE FOR THE PIPE YOU CAN SCREW ON, ONE THAT HAS A CHAMBER SO YOU CAN PLACE A CLICKABLE SPARK FUSE INSIDE 3.GET A REAR PLUG CASING THAT CAN SCREW ON TO THE CHAMBER, YOU'LL NEED IT TO COVER THE CHAMBER TRUST ME (ONE THAT CAN SCREW OFF AND ON) 4.DRILL A HOLE TO PUT THE SPARK FUSE THROUGH, SO YOU CAN CLICK IT FROM THE OUT SIDE OF THE CHAMBER 5.GET SOME RUBBER CEMENT TO USE AS A ADHESIVE TO HOLD THE FUSE IN PLACE 6.LET IT DRY FOR ABOUT AN HOUR OR TWO 7.NOW BUY A CAN OF WD-40, GET SOME TATERS, SHARPEN THE END OF THE BARREL SO YOU CAN JUST SHOVE THE TATERS INSIDE, GET A BROOM HANDLE TO SHOVE IT NEAR THE INTERNAL PART OF THE CHAMBER 8.UNSCREW THE REAR PLUG CASING SPRAY SOME WD-40 INSIDE, SCREW IT BACK ON-AIM AND CLICK THE SPARK FUSE. IT SHOULD FIRE THE TATER UP TO 350 YARDS! 9.HAVE FUN AND

What Is Happening
wow I know that my boyfriend means the world to me but I never knew that it was possible to feel that way for two people at once. How do you lcare for two people so much without either getting hurt of hurting one of them? And to know that they both feel the same for me...makes it really make me wonder how I should react to it but I guess we should just leave things the way they are as hard as it may seem because well two of us know taht in order to really act on our feelings we would be hurting others. sometimes I will never understand why these things or how these things can get some damn complicated but I wouldnt want it any other way because both guys mean the world to me!

Did I...
Did I go wrong By letting him go Did I let go When I should have held on Did I give up And surrender Did I let him win The day I said good bye Did I make it disappear By giving up hope Did I lose it All on my own Did I break the rule All soldiers have Did I lose the soldier I've always wanted to be? Did I.... Did I.... Did I....

Happy B-day Mama
Mama...so many things come to mind whenever I say your name It seems without you in my life things have never been the same What happened to those special memories I had before when I was just a child of yours . . . Mama, some days I hear your voice and turn to see your face Yet in my turning...it seems the sound has been erased Mama, who will I turn to for answers when life does not make sense without you Who will be there to hold me close Only memories of you I hold . . . Mama, if I could turn back time and once more hear your voice I'd tell you that out of all the moms you would still be my choice Please always know I love you and no one can take your place ever! Years may come and go But your memory will never be erased . . .

An Erotic Tale
I see you lying there asleep.............Man do I ever desire you, to run my fingers across your handsome face, gaze into your soulful eyes, trace my finger across those wonderful lips, mmm, even the thought of you gives me such pleasure, that I ache for your touch. I think of your touches, that please me, the way your hands glide, knowing the ways I love to be touched, it's as if you know my truest deepest wants, lusts, desires. I can feel as your hands move, your kisses enliven me. You create a burning passion and desire that consumes me. Your every suck, lick caress with your wonderful mouth takes me to new heights of pleasure. I can barely breathe, I ache in the most delicious way, as your mouth trails to my breasts, swelling with desire, your touches make them, so responsive, I moan, you hearing me, knowing the pleasure you create, the hunger that emanates from your touch, oh my sweet lover. I feel you lick, my nipple, I shudder and moan, I tremb

Guys And Their Dicks.
Okay, Time to bitch. I can't be nice all the time now can I? Anyway. Guys, I implore you to understand something. Just because we are not in the mood 24/7 like you are sometimes, doesn't mean we don't like it, or talk about it for that matter. It is only when that is the ONLY thing you want to talk about, and when we don't, you get pissed. Case in point, this guy that I was talking to earlier tonight, Bob. Remember him. Anyway, I told him that I wasn't in the mood to talk about sex or anything sexual for that matter, he doesn't want to talk. Now normally I wouldn't get upset about this, but I thought about it a little. Here is a guy that claims that he wants me and stuff like that, but when I am not in the mood to discuss the lurid details of what we could be doing, he walks away. Hrmm. Tells me that someone is all what they claim to be. He said he isn't into games, but when you are discussing what he wants, everything is cool. Now, when I don't want to talk about that, you walk away.

You'll Always Be My Baby - Sara Evans
There I was Ten years old Waiting in my room for him to come home And I just knew He'd be so mad Though I begged my mother not to, she told my dad There was no denying I had let him down But instead of being angry he put his arms around me And said In the sunlight or the rain Brightest nights or darkest days I'll always feel the same way Whatever road you may be on Know you're never too far-gone My love is there wherever you may be Just remember that you'll always be my baby There I was Twenty-one I was so ashamed of what I'd done On a country road Parked one night What started out so innocent crossed the line There was no denying I had let God down But instead of being angry, He let his love surround me And I heard In the sunlight or the rain Brightest nights or darkest days I'll always feel the same way Whatever road you may be on Know you're never too far-gone My love is there wherever you may be Just remember that you'll always be my baby The

Valentine's Day For Men
Well now that Christmas is over you think you can relax, right? WRONG!!! My biggest suggestion is plan ahead (see #1 below and I also suggest looking at #10 below. Being "romantic" once a year really doesn't do it for a woman.) And of course have to market the business for a moment. New catalogs and new items are arriving every day. We have a private showroom in a residence in Aurora with 1000's of items in stock and give 30% for cash purchases. And if you dont see what you like in stock, we have catalogs to order from. Lingerie, Dresses, stockings, Shoes and Boots, Sexy Toys and More! For many people, Valentine's Day is fraught with peril, a nerve-wracking obstacle course of do's and don'ts. Will she love and accept your clumsy, misguided attempts at romance? Or will she find you a floundering, impertinent jackanape? I've compiled some proven tips and reminders for aspiring Don Juans and dating neophytes. No, please don't thank me. This is my Valentine's Day gift to you. Vale

Blahhhhhhh
Trying to crush my sprit with each hateful word Beating me down till I feel small and lifeless Seeing me cry in pain and utter frustration Waiting for my soul to whither away Sniffing for the blood that pours From the open wounds That you your self created Like the savage beast that you are Watching listening for all life to breath out of me Waiting for the right time to finish me off Knowing that there is nothing left But a hollow shell of what once was With friends like you who the fuck needs enemies

"by Golly You Can't Hear In Here."
At one local church, Jack was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Jack. He told him that it did not seem enough for the size of the congregation. Jack said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest again questioned him and again he said that he did not take any of the offering. So the priest said "get in the confessional" which Jack did. Then the priest asked him did you take any of the offering and this time he said "I can't hear you". Again the priest asked "Jack did you take any of the offering?" Again Jack answered "I can't hear you". This time the priest yelled, "JACK DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING" Again Jack answered "I can't hear you". By this time the priest was getting a little angry so he came out of the confessional and said, "Jack trade places with me and you can ask me a question." So they traded places and Ja

Bush Says Congress Can't Halt Plan To Boost Iraq Troops
Bush says Congress can't halt plan to boost Iraq troops 14 Jan 2007 U.S. President [sic] George W. Bush, facing opposition from both parties over his plan to send more troops to Iraq, said he has the authority to act no matter Congress wants. "I fully understand they could try to stop me from doing it. But I've made my decision. And we're going forward," Mr. Bush told CBS' 60 Minutes in an interview to air Sunday night. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20070114.wbush0114/BNStory/International/home

I Freaken Give Up
well i went today to have my arm x-rayed again to see if it was broke, and yep its broke meaning im in my splint for another 2 weeks atleast. seems every time i think things are getting better i do something stupid and fuck it up again

The Storm
They just made it to the entrance to the sea front hotel as the first heavy drops of an English summer storm started to fall. “I thought it may have been a myth!” she laughed, stepping past him as he held the door open, waving his free arm, ushering her inside. “What’s that?” he asked, following her into the hotel lobby. She turned and moved closer to him, surprising him as he turned from closing the door, almost walking into her. “the rain” she whispered, she still wasn’t used to the almost reverential hush in an English hotel lobby, which was like that you find in a library or even a church.. “Huh?” was his reply, his arm slipping around her waist, walking her through the lobby to the lift at the far end of the room. “Well they say it always rains during an English summer and so far that’s been proved right!” still whispering “I’ve been here 3 days and it’s rained every day so far!” “Why the hell you think we started empire building?” he replied laughing, “We never

What Color Red Are You?
This one is mostly right on You Are Apple Red You're never one to take life too seriously, and because of it, you're a ton of fun. And although you have a great sense of humor, you are never superficial. Deep and caring, you do like to get to the core of people - to understand them well. However, any probing you do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge you. What Color Red Are You?

How Sarcastic Are You?
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?

Beer
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and remain cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in cans, bottles, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate

Waste Of Time
So I have been hanging out down by the train's depot. No, I don't ride. I just sit and watch the people there. They remind me of wind up cars in motion. The way they spin and turn and jockey for positions. And I want to scream out that it is all nonsense. And that their lives are one track, and can't they see how it is all pointless? But then, my knees give under me. My head feels weak and suddenly it is clear to see that it is not them but me, who has lost my self-identity. As I hide behind these books I read, while scribbling my poetry, like art could save a wretch like me, with some ideal ideology that no one can hope to achieve. And I am never real; it is just a sketch of me. And everything I have is trite and cheap and a waste of paint, of time. Sometimes I park my car down my the cathedral, where floodlights point up at the steeples. Choir practice is filling up with people. I hear the sound escaping as an echo. Sloping off the ceiling at an angle. When voices blend they sound li

For What It's Worth
Once upon a time there was a blind girl who hated herself and everyone else because of her helplessness, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. One day her boyfriend asked her will you marry me. She said she would if she could Only see the world One day, someone had donated a pair of eyes for her to see with, but then she was shocked when she learned that her boyfriend was blind Too But he helped her to see and do everything, and she quickly made an improved life for herself Her boyfriend asked her,” now that you can enjoy the world, will you Marry Me? She said that she wanted more time to explore her new life, and refused to marry him With that her boyfriend walked away with silent tears, and later left her a message It simply said “I can’t blame you for not wanting to be hindered with a blind man; the only thing left that I can offer to you, is my love. I wanted you to see true love and this wonderful world we live in through my eyes please

Angels Would Fall
The rope thats wrapped around me Is cutting through my skin And the doubts that have surrounded me Are finding their way in I keep it close to me Like a holy man prays In my desperate hour Its better that way So Ill come by and see you again Ill be such a very good friend Have mercy on my soul I will never let you know Where my mind has been Angels never came down Theres no one here they want to hang around But if they knew If they knew you at all Then one by one the angels Angels would fall Ive crept into your temple I have slept upon your pew Ive dreamed of the divinity Inside and out of you I want it more than truth I can taste it on my breath I would give my life just for a little death So Ill come by and see you again Ill be just a very good friend I will not look upon your face I will not touch upon your grace Your ecclesiastic skin Ill come by and see you again Ill have to be a very good friend If I whisper they will know Ill just turn

Broken
My heart is broken never to be one again. I am torn apart and I don't think i will ever be whole again. My soul is gone and I don't think I want it back. I cry to myself so that no one can see. I can't be happy when my life is so screwed up. I think I have found love again, but I don't know. I don't know if i can trust my heart ever again. I don't want to die alone, but yet i don't want to be hurt yet again. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Survey
[[Since The Beginning of This Year]] 1. Have you had a gf/bf? yes 2. Have you had your birthday? Nope. 3. Gotten drunk? yes 4. Gotten high? Nope 5. Smoked a cig? Nope 6. Cried? Nope 7. Had someone close to you pass away? Nope 8. Pulled an all nighter? Yes 9. Drank starbucks? Nope 10. Went shopping? Yes 11. Been camping? Nope 12. Been to the beach? Nope 13. Bought something? Yes 14. Met someone new? Yeah 15. Been out of state? Nope 16. Visited a family member? Nope 17. Gone snowboarding? Nope [[In The past month]] 1. Have you had sex? Yup 2. Kissed someone? Yup 3. Slept in a friends bed? Nope 4. Snuck someone over? Nope 5. Snuck out of your own house? Nope 6. Been drunk? Yes 7. Lied? Nope 8. Gotten a car? I've had a car 9. Went over your cell phone bill? don't have one 10. Been called a whore? not a male whore lol 11. Drove somewhere? Yup 12. Been away from home for over 2 nights? yes 13. Seen an old friend? Nope [[In The Past Week]] 1. Bought

Contest Bullshit
I have 17 guys in this. HOWEVER i see somone has now started an average jane and JOE contest. Anyhow Mine is the one with the Blast for a prize that doesn't get reposted. "Imitation is the sincerest flattery." Accept no substitutes:P I will Take Entries til Weds Morning. The contest will start at 12:00 Noon EST on Weds 1/17/07 and run until Sunday 1/21/07 at 12Noon EST Create Your Glitter Text Average Joe 2 I did an Average Joe Contest awhile back and I figured I would do round two.If you were in the last one you can still enter this one. This isn't for the sexiest or hottest guy. This is for the normal guys...the sweet guys...the average joes! An Average Joe is Someone who is just like everyone else; a normal person. 'Average' means 'in the middle' or 'not extreme', and 'Joe' is a common male name. So 'average Joe' refers to a man who is not extremely different from everyone else. So I am looking for 10 guys. Contest will be comments and rates...the only rule i have

50 Questions.... Yes Its Another Survey
1. Does anyone know your password to your MySpace besides yourself? um, not that i know of 2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds? mcchicken i think.. lol i dunno 3. Are you an emotional person? yes, sometimes 4. Do you like your name? i guess 5. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes 6. Ever felt jealous of your friend? yes 7. What was the last thing you did? talked to anna and jen online 8. Ever been in love? yes 9. Who was the last person you ate with? dunno.. probably alison or allen 10. What song are you listening to right now? some crap on Phoenixxx 11. How's the weather right now? very cold 12. Last person who called you? mikey i think 13. Last lie you told? don't remember really 14. Last song you sang? "send me an angel" because it was on the radio 15. Do you like anyone? yes 16. Lost a friendship over something stupid? yes 17. Last thing you drank? Vess Cream Soda rawrrr 18. Last thing you ate? chicken and ch

Unsafe World
By D.S.M We no longer live in a safe world. when our children aren’t even safe from the perversions that happen on a daily basis. With the child molesters and the liars roaming the very streets we live on and the schools our children attend, it has become an extremely hard job for a parent these days. We teach our children what we feel is right and send them off into the world, just to have the come back and say that we are wrong because Mrs. Horowitz taught them something entirely different. We as the white race are no longer able to shelter our children as we once did, with the school system lacking in their background checks on new hirers, and the media preaching equality to the white lemmings we are no longer able to stand by our views and pass them down to the younger generations because we are out numbered in our schools, on our televisions and in our newspapers. We as the white race are becoming more uneducated as time goes on, with the dumbing down of our schools system

What Is Your Element
What is your element? [with pics + detailed answeres] Your element is Ice. This element may seem a little odd, but this is a side-effect from when the element of Water gets too hurt. Once you were a content soul, and happy with life. But then something happened. Not necessarily on one day, it probably happened gradually over time. You lost your will to care and became even more reserved from the world. People had hurt you in ways you do not want to remember and now you isolate yourself from them. You have turned into an outsider and probably dress more in black than you used to. Your depression is eating you up and tearing you apart and the worst part is that no one is willing to help, or so it seems. In school you are often by yourself or one single friend and you rarely seem to be truly happy anymore. Your sad, distant eyes and constant frown seems glued to your face and you need a saviour from this world. You may turn to music for understanding and sing/scream along in the

$800 To Drop That Towel
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel," After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Facts About You Humans.
FACTS about you humans. Over the centuries I've come to learn some facts about you humans. I share them now with you in the hopes that you better understand yourselves and can learn something. Fact 1: Greed, your all greedy. If you say your not, you LIE!. If you see something at the mall that you want for yourself or the one you love, and someone in front of you drops a 100 dollar bill, do you pick it up and give it back or do you pocket it and get the item you want?..Oh I know your answer.." I'd give it back, I'm not that way and it's the right thing to do" You sicken me!! thats the answer you want your so call society to hear. Your above that kind of thing...if that happens to you 10 times in your life, 5 of those times you'd have pocketed the money...Yes you would have. It's one thing to lie to others and your so called society, but don't lie to yourself! I have no material wants. The ones I love know I can't get them material things, they understand and except that. They ha

Amid Bloodshed In Iraq, Bush Wants A 'thank You'
Amid bloodshed, Bush wants a 'thank you' By Derrick Z. Jackson 17 Jan 2007 On "60 Minutes," President [sic] Bush was asked, "Do you think you owe the Iraqi people an apology for not doing a better job?" [He replied,] "I think the Iraqi people owe the American people a huge debt of gratitude." That is inhuman. We destroyed a nation under the false pretense of weapons of mass destruction. Between our invasion and the ensuing civil war, at least 53,000 Iraqi civilians and over 3,000 American soldiers have been killed. Nearly 23,000 US soldiers have been wounded... And the Iraqi people owe us a debt of gratitude? http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2007/01/17/amid_bloodshed_bush_wants_a_thank_you/

Is It True
Is it True Is it true? That you love me Is it true? That you care Is it true? When you tell me you will always be there Is it true? That I make you smile Is it true? When you say, "It is all worthwhile" Is it true? When you say, "I promise, my love for you will never end" Is it true? When you tell me I am your best friend Tell me now Cause I need to know Is it true? That our love will grow Is it really true? When you say, "I will always love you" Please tell me now I need to know By ~ Cindy Bader

Hate Me.. Break Me
Hate me break me, I don’t care ‘Cause look at me im lying bare With no more secrets, no more lies Only honesty in these eyes Hate me break me, but make it true No words unspoken from me or you No more silence, not one more tear Just be straight and make it clear Hate me break me, but clue me in No more feelings hidden within Say you love me, say goodbye It doesn’t matter 'cause I won’t cry Hate me break me its okay Just tell me what you want to say I need to know I need to see How it is you feel for me. Hate me break me, but don’t take long This glass wall wont make me strong I see you clear, I see you near But words cant seem to make it here. Hate me break me, im slowly dying Never knowing if you’re lying So tell me now and tell me right Will I finally have the truth tonight?

Life...
On what is real isn't as easy as it sounds when you live in a fantasy world dreaming the impossible, believing in people and seeing who you thought they were, not who they really are, and thinking they are real...and it all comes undone in the end because your mind played tricks on you thinking you saw something with your eyes but you only saw it with your mind and believed it in your heart, and one day you are awakened out of your slumber to find that the entire time you were awake you were living in a dream... You wonder how you can ever trust again when words spill out full of meaningless hope in a world so uncertain and uncaring about anyone and everyone fends for themselves in this all about me generation...while songs play to the tune of hopeful promises and broken pledges, love and desertion, why do we bother continuing to look for something that is really just an illusion... We continually strive for something that validates our existence only to find at the end

Ultimate Sex Organ
The Ultimate Sex organ Hot water soothing our skin as we caress, Kisses passionate as the water is Hot Moistened tongue stretegically placed Zones of pleasure pulsate Hot wax stimulates, excites Ice cubes melt wiht intense sexual heat Frozen Grapes and straberries warm inside her Sex Heighten oral worhsip of the Goddess Lotion to massage her deepest core Chocolate Syrup to sweeten her essence Hot and cold, Hard and soft sensations heighten and prolong this blissfull journey Sensual touch and sensations bodily quakes of desire Breathing deeply, moans od eros Skin is the Ultimate Sexual organ

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Birthdate: April 7 You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy. And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you. Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights. You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice! Your strength: Your self sufficiency Your weakness: You despise authority Your power color: Maroon Your power symbol: Hammer Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Rich Man And Poor Man
A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back." The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo." With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."

What Kind Of Pj's Are You?
The PJ's You Are Most Like: Comfortable PJ's You're a bit conservative, traditional, and tend to follow conventions You have an understated, easy sexyness that men love People instantly find comfort in you, and you're a "best friend" to many. What Kind of PJ's Are You?

Secretary, Lol I Really Need A Job (18++)
"Meredith?" My boss called out of the open door of his office to me. This was the third day I was working late. My day usually ended at 5 but as I looked at my watch a yawn escaped my lips as I read the clock. 9 p.m.? I tiredly walked into Mr. Douglas' office. The black leather couch help his blazer and the flowers on the coffee table looked like they needed replaced. I quickly made a mental note as I made my way to one of the over-stuffed armchairs in front of his desk. After only being employed for Mr. Douglas for 3 months, I was very excited that he trusted me with his most important legal cases already, but, being the only secretary to work this late was taking it's toll on my beauty sleep. I gritted my teeth, wishing I had removed my 2-inch high heels before I had come in his office. They were killing me. I sat down, crossed my legs, and got my pad and pen ready to jot down all the notes he needed to give me this time. "Yes sir?" I asked in an obviously tired voice.

What's The Difference?
The Sheriff and the Lawyer ...... > > > > > A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a >sheriff's deputy. > > He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he >is a lawyer > > and is certain that he has a better education. He >decides to prove this > > to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense... >Deputy says, > > "License and registration, please." > > Lawyer says, "What for?" > > Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the >stop sign." > > Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." > > Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. > > License and registration, please." > > Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" > > Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to >complete stop, > > that's the law. License and

Love Defined
What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time's ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o'erthrow? What is love, but a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life's brief years? So I'll tell it on the mountaintops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow.

Everyday Is Hump Day!...dont You Just Love It...!
Hi to all my beautiful and sexy people...:)~(:...Please do enjoy everyday like it is HUMP DAY to the fullest!...Do have lots of hot steamy sex...as many times as you desire! Be sure to have many wet and messy orgasms...Shoot your hot creamy, sticky cumm loads everywhere!...My hot and horny guys and gals, I would love to hear all about your many orgasms you have on any sizzling HUMP DAY! You can show and tell and I will do the same. Mail me your juicy details. If you desire cybersex...Here is a way I can assist in your pleasure...Just click on this link below and follow the signup instructions...There we can have a fantastic sexperince together...Please do cumm and enjoy!! :)~ I can't wait to hear back from all of you sexies...or see you in my world...Enjoying all the dirty pleasures we can as I am enjoying already...Happy HUMP Day!! Many Juicy Kisses, Your Sweet 'n' Naughty Gemma :)~

Do You Have A Dirty Mind?
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy. You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude. Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Mindless Rambling...
Well, it's been a while since I posted a blog on here...sadly most of my time is spent posting on myspace, or playing games on pogo. I'm sitting here enjoying the quiet. Tony is sleeping, and Troy's at work. I'm watching Charmed or rather listening to Charmed since the t.v. is behind me. I'm finding myself amazed with the number of people I run into online that I actually know. Don't realize how many people you know and talk to until they're all in your friends lists...lol I'm going out for my birthday on Saturday. Probably gonna start at Tracks, then the HighDive, and then god only knows where I'll end up..lol (bar location that is, lol) Then again, maybe I'll make it a "layed back" celebration and we will go to the office, chill in the corner booth, play some pool and consume mass quantaties of booze-ahol (beer/liquor for those that aren't aware of my odd use of made up words) As of now I have quite a few people that say they're going to meet me on Saturday, but who knows if t

What Sports Car Should You Drive?
You Should Drive a Lamborghini A true daredevil, you're always in search of a new rush. Clearly, you're a total speed demon... just don't get caught! What Sports Car Should You Drive?

A Quick And Dirty Iq Test
Your IQ Is 115 Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

(( This Is A Must Read !! )) A Mayonnaise Jar & Two Cups Of Coffee...
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full they agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar . Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into

Up Where We Belong (joe Cocker And Jennifer Warnes)
UP WHERE WE BELONG (Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes) Who knows what tomorrow brings In a world, few hearts survive All I know, is the way I feel When it’s real, I keep my pray alive The road is long There are mountains in our way But we climb steps every day Love lift us up where we belong Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high Love lift us up where we belong Far from the world we know Up where the clear winds blow Some hang on to "used-to-be" Live their lives locking behind All we have is here and now All our lives, out there to find The road is long There are mountains in our way But we climb steps every day Love lift us up where we belong Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high Love lift us up where we belong Far from the world we know Up where the clear winds blow Time goes by No time to cry Life’s you and I, alive, baby Love lift us up where we belong Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high Love lift us up where we belong Far from

Step Away From The Ipod, Osama
England- In their ongoing crackdown on global terrorism, authorities pulled a passenger off a London-bound plane in April and arrested him for... listening to the Clash. Harraj Mann, a twenty three year old cell-phone salesman of Indian descent, spent his cab ride to the airport blasting the Clash's "London Calling" and Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song". When the taxi driver reported these suspicious activities to the police, Mann was interrogated as a terrorist suspect for three hours. "You've taken me off my flight due to my taste in music?" Mann asked. "Where does it stop? What if I was wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt or odd socks, you know?"

Insane In The Brain
Morrisville, VT- Nickolas Buckalew, a local teenager, was sentenced to 7 years in prison for breaking into a tomb and cutting the head off a corpse with a hacksaw. The eighteen year old said he intended to bleach the skull and use it as a bong. He couldn't explain why he also took a bow tie and eyeglasses from the casket.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off. In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so. Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

What Color Blue Are You?
You Are Royal Blue People find you difficult to understand. In fact, you often find it hard to understand yourself. You think so much that sometimes you get lost in your own thoughts! What Color Blue Are You?

The Amazing Meganame Generator
Rebekah's Aliases Your movie star name: Cheetos Bob Your fashion designer name is Rebekah Paris Your socialite name is Rekka Rockford Your fly girl / guy name is R Goo Your detective name is Cat Washington High Your barfly name is Pecan Pie Amaretto Sours Your soap opera name is Leigh Pacific Your rock star name is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Trains Your Star Wars name is Rebpep Goobri Your punk rock band name is The Giddy Trapezoid The Amazing Meganame Generator

What Do People Think Of Your Face?
What Your Face Says At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable. Overall, your true self is reserved and logical. With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react. In love, you seem energetic - almost manic. In stressful situations, you seem sad and helpless. What Do People Think Of Your Face?

Torture Me Plz
VISIONS OF SWEET SURRENDER REMEMBERING YOU LYING BI MY TENDER BODY MY ETERNAL HELL IS MY DYING BLISS I REMEMBER YOU HOLDING ME TIGHT ALL OF YOUR ESSENCES IS SLOWLY KILLING MY PEACEFUL DREAMS MY HATRED & SARROW MAKES ME DREED TOMORROW THE UNFINISHED THINGS I NEVER GOT TO SAY FORGETTING THE REASON WHY I LOVED YOU FADES AWAY BACKING MY SELF INTO A CORNER PULLING MY KNEES IN TIGHT THERE WAS NOTHING TO HOLD US TOGETHER BUT PLENTY TO BREAK US APART YOUR ALL BUT A MEMORY ALL BUT FORGOTTEN AN IMAGE THAT IS FADING AWAY BUT THE TORTURE YOU PUT ME THROUGH STILL REMAINS Slipknot - Spit It OutMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Love's Senseless Game
Love is a funny thing. So it is said. It brings out the parts of us that we all dread. We have been there before. The pain is so real. It has made our bodies numb to this warmth that we feel. At least when alone there is no one to bring pain. Our aloneness has a love of its own in an empty kind of way A love of solitude a love to be free of all of those burdens that relationships bring. To try love again, what price would there be? To lose this solitaire feeling that has made the soul free. To fly alone no more but to fly wing to wing. This togetherness could be costly somehow, it seems. But remember once more to that love long ago. Has there not been enough time to let your feelings flow. Once more to another who returns them to you. Once more to love again and be loved too. To share your solitude with another lonely soul. Together the two of you can make your lives whole. Two halves brought together to bring joy once again To the souls

Quiz
If I were a Neopet... I'd be a Bruce!The Bruces love competition and they also love to dance.You will often see them having major dance-offs in the Cold Snow Dance Area of Happy Valley. The last Bruce standing wins.Which Neopet are you? Visit http://www.retrograde.org/quizzes/neopets/ to find out!

Poems From Devilsplaymate
I want you to please me, tease me and make me yours. I want to fell your touch on my naked flesh. I want to feel your lips kiss away my deepest needs. I want to feel your body sliding next to mine. I want you to make me weak with need. I want to feel alive with lust. I want you to make me want you more. Seduce Me ... Waiting for You. I can't seem to get you out of my mind. Flashes of our passion keep breaking into my thoughts. I can't think about anything, except what it feels like to be touching you, kissing you.. The way you make me feel, I can't explain. I say I want my thoughts to remain still, yet deep down I can feel these detours are awakening my deepest desires of you. I hope you crave me the way I crave you. Together we can lift each other and take a ride on passion's high. You're all I want, and I want you now. Wanting You Imagine not knowing where I will touch, kiss or caress you. Imagine the delight you will fell when my lips are suddenly placed on yours. Imagine the desi

Im A Cool Lady
HI JUST WANA SAY IM A COOL LADY WHO'S DOWN TO EARTH. I HAVE A CRAZY SENSE OF HUMOR(LOL, BOY DO I EVER, I CRACK MYSELF UP AT TIMES)..I DONT DO PORNO OR SEX TALK OR FOUL LANGUAGE OR THE SUCH. IM A CHRISTIAN LIVING IN CHICAGO ILLINOIS..I LOVE ANIMALS >(THEY SEE ALL DAY SUCKER WRITTEN ON MY FORHEAD, I HAVE A BIG HEART) IM NEW HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THIS SITE SO PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED IF I DONT GET BACK TO YOU RIGHT AWAY.. IM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS NOT HOOKUPS(I DONT SLEEP AROUND) ..I DONT DO DRUGS OR DRINK. I LIVE IN CHICAGO ILLINOIS. IM A DIVORCED 43 YR OLD FEMALE.I HAVE SEVERAL WEB PAGES/SITES THAT CAN BE VIEWED BY WEB OR MOBILE PHONE. I LIKE R&B,HIP HOP,GOSPEL,SMOOTH JAZZ,NEO SOUL,CHRISTIAN,SOME CLASSICAL,SOME ROCK,SOME POP, SOME REGGAE,SOME OLD SCHOOL COUNTRY. Courtesy of MsTags.com

Blog This Blog That
i dont like blogs that much so this will be short.In between thoughts is where you have to go to see stuff you wouldnt normally see and in time you notice the changes that have taken place right on front of you with you not being aware.thats enough of this blogging for now haha

Family
Everyone says HI...add me to your family and I just want to be clear. I do not just add anyone to mine. You have to be a close friend. So do not ask me to just add you...If I feel that I want you there I will add you myself.

Just Peace And Contentment
Fearless storm Winds howl and thunder crash Sound of titans as they clash Quake and shake the world around Flashing and captivating sound Icy fingers of white dance across the sky Hold the attention of mortals such as you and I Force of winds that swirl and blow ever so intense Hide inside safe in cover if you have any sense Yet I am drawn to the show and can’t look away Thrill of it fills me with desire and makes me want to stay Do not fear my sweet one it is only a passing thing Soon to be far away and gone a memory of the sting No more tears for thing that simply just must be I will keep you safe and secure through eternity No thing that is of this world every should you fear For you’re the sweet and touching soul that I hold so dear Winds may blow and thunder crash lightning streak and run When all that is has passed to calm and storm is done You will still be safe from harm and enjoy the moment shared For you will never worry knowing there is always one who

Misunderstandings
When miles of distance Come into play Misunderstandings May come one day A friend and lover I now have lost Misunderstandings Look what they cost I thought your feelings Had changed and gone Misunderstandings I know I was wrong Now you are gone A fact I know I can’t change Misunderstandings Gone out of my range My heart is now broken It was all my fault Misunderstandings I caused love to halt

Love Life Secrets
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so. Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

Pisces Woot Woot
Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20) Get out the boots - Stilletto heels - foot creams and panty hose...here come da fishies! They are the LEADERS in foot fetish. Masturbation in shoes? Okay. Toe masturbation...bring it on! They love using their feet. Suck on a Pisceans toes and SEE what happens! Fucking in the water and see them squirm. Pisces have probably done it in a sex swing. Or at least considered how strong the ceiling beams are on their house to put one in. Pisces men break furniture when they fuck...things get flung everywhere. Pisces can be turned on by the wierdest things...Trains...Water fountains...Jump rope...Whatever. They are the sirens calling you to the beach where you will end up on your back on a towel with water all over you and not wanting it to stop. I have heard it said that its the pisces that will cross the darker kinky side at least once...just to say "YEP. did that. Not that great" OR "What do you MEAN you never......" SAM from sex and the city should be a Pi

Sombody's Got A Case Of The Mondays
First Day of classes for me. Its cold out. I'm cold. 2 of my crushes dumped me lol! Unloved again! Today is Monday, January 22, 2007 Today in Television History 1962 - Gene Chandler made his TV debut on "American Bandstand." 1947 - KTLA, Channel 5, in Hollywood, CA, began operation as the first commercial television station west of the Mississippi River. 1968 - "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In", debuted on NBC TV. 1973 - Joe Frazier lost the first fight of his professional career to George Foreman. He had been the undefeated heavyweight world champion since February 16, 1970 when he knocked out Jimmy Ellis. The event was HBO's first televised boxing match. 1987 - Phil Donahue became the first talk show host to tape a show from inside the Soviet Union. The shows were shown later in the year. 1990 - Guns 'N' Roses guitarist Slash used profanity numerous times on live television while accepting an American Music Award. 2002 - Pat Summerall announced that he would leave

Song For 01-22-07
WAKE UPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! It's Monday!!!!! System of a Down's Chop Suey off of their Toxicity Album made it for todays Song of the day! Quite simply a song that will WAKE YOU UP! lol ( oh yeah and back to some metal!! lol)

Home For Lunch
A woman in a northeast Pennsylvania art gallery is staring at an exquisite painting entitled Home for Lunch. It depicts three very naked black men sitting on a park bench with their penises in plain view. But while all the men are black, the one in the middle has a pink penis. "Excuse me," the woman says to the exhibit's curator. "I am curious about this painting of three African-Americans. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?" "I`m afraid you`ve misinterpreted the painting," says the curator. "These men are not African-American; they`re coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went`home for lunch.` "

Top Four Adult Jokes Of 2006
I think one may have been top joke in 1916!!!! Top Four Adult Jokes of 2006 Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Third Place : One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in

What's Your Flirt Style?
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Flirt Style? MY RESULT:Friend First You’d rather date a friend than a stranger. So you try to become friends with everyone, just in case.You’ve got a great flirt technique going on. You realize that friends are more important than dates, and you’ll move a little slowly in the romance game if it means keeping everyone your pal. Where could it go wrong? Well, your crushes might not even realize that you like them as more than a friend. Be their friends, but don’t be shy with your feelings, you know? Especially if your friends are hot. Take This Quiz!

Pretty Cool Just A Quiz
Your Love Number is 2 Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover. Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie's mistakes. At times, your need to please can be come a bit too needy. As long as you remain somewhat independent, your relationships are perfectly balanced. What Is Your Love Number?

A Child Needs Your Help...
Finally got around to opening the daily mail and noticed a trend. All I got in the mail was a bill, couple of credit cards i was "pre-approved" for and if I acted now they would throw in a free mp3 player and only charge me 2.3% interest for the first 5 seconds then would go up to the standard 96% interest after that. Also go the you can save money by switching your auto insurance to this company and they wouldnt screw me until I got into an accident that wasnt my fault. and of course my favorite part of the mail. there is a starving child in africa/asia/cambodia/new jersey that needs yours help and for only $.30 a day you can help feed clothe and pay for their daily hiv vaccination because they are raped by aids infected monkies while they were busy picking through the trash looking for nikes made in the shop down the street. Ever get the feeling we get alot of crap in our mailbox? so im doing the right thing. Im sending all my junkmail to jumal in africa/asia/combodi/new jersey so he

North Dakota News
Subject: YEP! It is ever thus! North Dakota News This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of North Dakota State after a snowstorm. WEATHER BULLETIN Up here, in the Northern Plains, we just recovered from a Historic event--- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands. FYI: George Bush did not come. FEMA did nothing. No one howled for the government. N o one blamed the government. No one even uttered an expletive on TV. Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else. Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else, either. CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit - or report on this category

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
You Are Ernie Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times. You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun. How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you! The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

A - Z Of Me
[A is for age] - 37 [B is for best friend] - Tom [C is for crush] - my girlfriend [D is for favorite drink] - Pepsi [E is for essential item you use everyday] - Mouthwash [F is for favorite song at the moment] - Wish You Were Here [G is for favorite game] - Viva Pinata [H is for hometown] - Bolivar [I is for instruments you play] - Guitar [J is for favorite fruit juice] - Orange Juice [K is for kids] - Nope [L is for laughing]- Sometimes [M is for marriage] - One day maybe [N is for number of siblings]- One brother [O is for/ overnight hospital stays] - Too many [P is for phobias] - Don't have any [Q is for favorite quote] - "Cherish the one's you love, Love the Ones your cherish" [R is for biggest regret] - A certain woman that lied to me.... [S is for self confidence] - Very Low [T is for time you wake up] - Whenever I feel like it [U is for underwear] - Boxers [V is for vegetable you love] - Corn [W is for worst hab

Broken Heart
I went to bed just after posting my last blog and have only gotten up long enough to take care of my baby girl. Now that Im finally up all I want to do is cry. I dont want him to leave. I mean I dont know if our relationship can handle this so soon. We havent even been together three months yet and Im gonna have to go six without him....how am I gonna do it. I have so many amazing friends yeah but it just isnt the same. And I really have no idea why it hurts so much. In a way I think it hurts worse then it did when my baby's daddy left and I was engaged to him. I dont understand it but I do know that I feel as if my heart has once again been broken into a million lil pieces. And after how many times it has been broke I dont know if I can handle it again. I act as if I'm emotionally stable but those who really know me know that Im far from it. God why does it have to hurt this much and why do I just want to break down and cry like I havent cried before. Ive done so good at hol

Wanted To Say Hi
Hello everyone I am doing fine. I am out looking for new friends to talk to. I am a stay at home mom of a 7 year old son who I love dearly. Take a look at my pics and you will see a pic of him and my niece both who I also love dearly.

Love Worth The Wait {karulvinth For Life }
Our souls are a mirror of what we need to change A neat little hat trick, only God can arrange Our reflection will make us simply retreat and fall to our knees in endless defeat The ending we shared can be a new start to find our way back stop needing to part The scars now fading of wounds in the past We need to ignore if this love is to last True love will prevail when we work on our own to fix life's dilemmas and spend time alone The divine will take over to decide what is best and the choices we make will let our soul rest To love ourselves more forgive what we've done Only then we can heal stop wanting to run And replacing the pain will be joy in our tears We will know what we need to calm all our fears So don't worry my love your worth all the wait Your memory alone seals my heavenly fate And on that day when I see in your eyes days full of "I Love You's" not endless good-byes Our souls will be able to restore and mak

Wedding Night
An elderly gentleman married a girl in her early twenties. The wedding went fine and they left on their honeymoon. The elderly gentleman didn't get right with the program, as he was in a bad mood that night. The young wife felt that he was probably tired and let him sleep for a while. A couple of hours later being excited for having sex, she decided that this had gone on long enough, but wanted not to appear over anxious and let him be the one in charge. She woke the old fellow up. "What is the matter", he asked. She replied "This side of the bed is too hard, I want to lay on your side." He got up and walked around the bed, got in on her side and went to sleep. A few minutes later she was starting to really want to consummate things. She awoke him again. "What now?" He asked. She said, "You know I think I was wrong, maybe that side is more comfortable let me lie on that side." Again he got up walked around, got in, and went to sleep. By this time, she was really ready to make

Love And Let Go..(it Hurts To Love Someone)
Love and let go..(it hurts to love someone) 12-01-06 I think this sums it up,How it has been for me over the years ...today left with a broken heart......... "Redeeming love has been my theme, until the day we die". No matter what comes our way...it could be so cold and unloving...When hardships comes one's way...or love that seems to elude one,but to love is our theme till we die... With and in his... grace and mercy...and above all Gods love that hold us together...It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. Maybe Gods wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right person We will know how to be grateful for that gift. Love is when you take away the feeling the passion and the romance in the relationship and find out you still care for that person. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone, who means alot to you, only to find out in the end

Sorry
Just wanted to say sorry to my friends on here. I don't mean to avoid anyone. I've been taking time to myself. Right now, I'm taking a short break or seperation from my husband so I've been blocking people out. I'm okay..A bit numb and out of it I guess. I don't even know what I'm doing....but I'm hoping that I'm doing the right thing.

Heres Some Remarks That Might Make You Life A Little Better ..lol
And your cry baby whiny arsed opinion would be.....? Do I look like a fucking people person? This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer. If I throw a stick will you leave?? YOU!.... Off my planet! If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats. Does your train of thought have a caboose? The bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Errors have been made, others will be blamed. Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn. A hard on doesn't count as personal growth. Whatever look you were going for, you missed. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up . See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage. I'm

Church Squirrels
Subject: Church Squirrels There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town: The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels . One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.. In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

Melt Away
Can I fade in your arms? Can I get lost in your eyes? 'Cause when I'm with you I just melt away Can I render you still? Freeze this tmoment in time? 'Cause when I see you I just melt away Can I stay close to you Until the river runs dry? 'Cause when you're heart is by mine I just melt away

Laid
This bed is on fire with passion and love The neighbors complain about the noises above But she only comes when she's on top My therapist said not to see you no more She said you're like a disease without any cure She said I'm so obsessed that I'll become a bore, oh no Ah you think you're so pretty (eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Caught your hand inside the till Slammed your fingers in the door Bought the kitchen knives and skewers Dressed me up in women's clothes Messed around with gender roles Dye my eyes and call me pretty Moved out of the house so you moved next door I locked you out you cut a hole in the wall I found you sleeping next to me I thought I was alone You're driving me crazy when are you coming home

Scenes From An Italian Restaurant
This is one of my favorite Billy Joel songs! Scenes from an Italian Restaurant A bottle of white, a bottle of red Perhaps a bottle of rose instead Well get a table near the street In our old familiar place You and I - face to face A bottle of red, a bottle of white It all depends on your appetite Ill meet you any time you want In our italian restaurant. Things are okay with me these days Got a good job, got a good office Got a new wife, got a new life And the familys fine We lost touch long ago You lost weight I did not know You could ever look so good after so much time. I remember those days hanging out at the village green Engineer boots, leather jackets and tight blue jeans Drop a dime in the box play the song about new orleans Cold beer, hot lights My sweet romantic teenage nights Brenda and eddie were the popular steadies And the king and the queen of the prom Riding around with the car top down and the radio on Nobody looked any finer Or

That's Another Song
I used to sing to her I used to make her smile She knew all the words For a while I sang love me tender Always and forever Hold me baby all night long I could go on and on But that's another song We used to go for walks On a country road like this It's funny all the small Things you miss Like puttin' pennies on a train track The way you brushed your hair back The sun on your face I wish I were there today But that's another place CHORUS Oh, the way I used to hold her The things I should have told her If I could make the clock unwind Back to she was mine But that's another time BREAK CHORUS Oh, the way I used to hold her The things I should have told her If I could make the clock unwind Back to she was mine But that's another time TAG I could go on and on But that's another song ~Sung by Bryan White

Best Thing In The World....
When I can get my oldest sister to say this to me: "for u.......... anything" and then I say: "i'm printing out this email.... and handing it to Ma." and she replies with.... "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it was a joke damn it don't do it" isn't that just full of love? LOL She doesn't want Mami to know she loves me. It'll ruin her reputation. LOL

I Am/i Want To Be
I am: financially secure, independent, fearless, sexy, artistic, spiritual, knowledgeable, assertive, friendly, eclectic, self-taught, passionate, caring, imaginative, punctual, beautiful, planned, loved, non-threatening, safe, hopeful, lucky I want to be: innocent, respected, energetic, resilient, professional, mysterious, untouchable, convincing, persuasive, world renounced, traveled, prolific, toned, relationship stable, in love, rich, cleansed, tan, intimidating, fast, determined, protected, amazing, quiet, helpful, appreciated, charismatic, powerful, pure

Bush Preparing To Play The Bioterror Card And Declare Martial Law In Time For The 2008 'elections:'
* Very Important - Please Rate This Blog Scientists tighten security over germ terror threat --MI5 issues warning to universities and labs http://www.legitgov.org/ 25 Jan 2007 Britain’s laboratories have been ordered to strengthen security on stocks of more than 100 deadly viruses and bacteria after an MI5 warning that 'Islamic terrorists' [US bioterrorists] are training in germ warfare. The biological agents include polio, rabies, tuberculosis and avian flu. Scientists and laboratory staff in universities, hospitals and pharmaceutical companies who deal with agents will have to be vetted by police, and their laboratories will be checked by government safety inspectors... The crackdown comes after MI5 privately warned the Foreign and Commonwealth Office that 'al-Qaeda' was actively recruiting scientists. [But as we know, and as the CLG has been documenting for two years, it is the US Army that is reconstructing the deadly 1918 flu, to foment bioterror. The U.S. is goin

Phenomenal Woman
Phenomenal Woman Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I

Anyway....
You can spend your whole life building something from nothing one storm can come and blow it all away Build it anyway You can chase a dream that seems so out of reach and you know it might not ever come your way Dream it anyway God is great But sometimes life ain't good and when I pray It doesn't always turn out like I think it should But I do it anyway I do it anyway This world's gone crazy and it's hard to believe that tomorrow will be better than today Believe it anyway You can love someone with all your heart for all the right reasons and in a moment they can choose to walk away love 'em anyway God is great But sometimes life ain't good when I pray it doesn't always turn out like I think it should But I do it anyway Yeah I do it anyway yeah You can pour your soul out singin' a song you believe in that tomorrow they'll forget you ever sang Sing it anyway Yeah sing it anyway Yeah yeah I sing I dream I love Anyway. Yeah.

Its Thursday
The weekend is almost here. I am so excited I am meeting one of my fans. excited and nervous all in one. But I know we will have fun we are alike in many ways when it comes to having fun and enjoying life like there is no tomorrow.Have a tingling thursday sweeties..Lorie http://www.southern-charms4.com/lorie Free Video and Image Hosting Sexi Graphics Codes Sexi Layouts

Your Ardour
'"And by her yielded, by him best received, Yielded with coy submission, modest pride, And sweet reluctant amorous delay. " Take my hand draw me close As I slowly breathe you in Savouring your desirous scent I inhale you through every pore Taste you within every membrane Touch your passionate warmth Feel you voice tempt my soul As your desire titillates my heart You lure me into your ardour And seduce my mind with your words As I hunger for your sensual touch Your hands caress my sensations I feed on your look of passion Aspiring to the satiation Of our ardent and fervent needs

Touching Story
This one is very very touching. It is in our current times when stories of a man and his humanity are important to share..... I truly love this story and it will surely bring a tear to your eye! I know it did mine. In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the eleph

The Mugger
Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs, "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this! I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

Wonderful Tonight
Its late in the evening Shes wondering what clothes to wear She puts on her make up And brushes her long blonde hair And then she asks me Do I look alright And I say yes, you look wonderful tonight We go a party And everyone turns to see This beautiful lady Thats walking around with me And then she asks me Do you feel alright And I say yes, I feel wonderful tonight I feel wonderful Because I see the love light in your eyes And the wonder of it all Is that you just dont realize How much I love you Its time to go home now And Ive got an aching head So I give her the car keys She helps me to bed And then I tell her As I turn out the light I say my darling, you were wonderful tonight Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight ~Eric Clapton

Nope Not Moving (yet)
Well im not moving yet we didnt get that one place I was hoping for in the College Park area. I'm just gonna keep my eyes peeled on the HUD homes listings i have and wait for something around this area to become available.....

For Us Mothers
somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.... somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history. Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. Somebody said being a mother is boring ... somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"....somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee. Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices .... somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window. Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.... somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math. Somebody said you can't love the second child as much as you love the first .... somebody doesn't have two children. Somebody said a mother can find

~~breaking New....................................
Subject: Happy Former president Clinton , Senator Clinton, Senator Kerry, Obama Rama, fat bitch Rosie Fukin' O'Donnel, and Bawa Wawa were flying on Air Force One. Bill looked at Hillary , chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Senator Kerry added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of ya'll asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

~~some Good Things In Life~~
Author and lecturer, Leo Buscaglia, once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was: A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry." *************************************************** Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted. A little girl said, "I know all about adoption, I was adopted." "What does it mean to be adopted?", asked another child. "It means", said the girl, "that you grew in your mommy's heart instead of her

Slaves Prayer
Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know His needs. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power to make His life complete, as He makes mine.

A Lesson In Politics
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the distribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult cour

Rodeo Sex
Rodeo sex Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I like the rodeo position the best. "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?" The first said, "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try to stay on for 8 seconds."

Barack Obama Fro President!
YES, we do need a new direction....That's the only truthful thing W. Jr. has said. The Lies that led our great country into this unlawful/unjust occupation of a soverign nation should cease ASAP!W e could send some of the troops from Iraq into Afghanistan where they're needed & that was a just war. Mr. Bin Ladin is still out there...... I repeat," None of the 9/11 highjackers were Iraqi!" He sends more troops & is antagonizing IRAN now! Vote the crooks & their WAR out now.... luv, Big Steve

Phat Girl
if you're a phat girl pretty hot and thick read it Phat girl: So I'm bigger than hollywood wants me to be I'm beautiful no matter what you say to me I feel way because I know inside of me Is an untouchable beauty P-H-A-T that's me because Im Pretty hot and Thick and don't forget it I'm too much woman for some to handle but if you handle me than you know I'm so beautiful being thick just like I am

The Journey Of Life!!
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW -- What a Ride!"

Amazing Home Remedies
Amazing Home Remedies 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 7. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems

Australia Day Long Weekend!
Aussie Day Friday and it was a nice warm day so we went for a bike ride...we ended up riding down to the beachside suburbs.Packed out with people drapped with the aussie flag.Watched the firworks disply then ventured back home.Enjoy night riding,especially when its been a warm day.Had riends stay the night last night so lots laughs,dribble and entertainment as we had a beer or two.Back to work tomorrow..geeze weekend goes quik.

Conformity-it Is Long But Please Read!!
I rescued a prayer book from a secondhand bookstore a couple of months ago that was filled with prayers from the early days of the Christian church. At the back was a writing "Rules for a Godly Life." This I found interesting. There was one phrase that really jumped out at me, and although it was only 4 words it spoke volumes about an issue I wrestle with almost daily: "Evil companions demand conformity." We do live in a world that demands conformity. Let's face it--if you want to succeed by worldly standards, you have to conform to its ideals. To get ahead, you have to look out for yourself, get in with the right people, and go with the flow of the crowd. If you don't atleast tip your hat to the social politics that govern us, you are astracized, and suddenly the crowd is working against you. The interests of a few determine the destiny of the whole--and I have always had a problem with this. I was never one to run with the crowd. If there is a label that describes

Missing You
I am sitting here tonight thinking of the one i should be with but the one i am without In my dreams i am with you and kissing you only to awake and find i am still missing you My mind is going crazy And my heart is slowly breaking I miss you so much and long to feel your touch Your skin upon mine Would simply be devine I know that your not gone Yet your so far away soon your coming home Its sure to be a good day

Pineapple Lime Tarlets
[Makes 6-8 servings] INGREDIENTS [Crust] 3-8 graham crackers [Filling] 1/4 cup lime juice 1 envelope unflavored gelatin 1 carton (8ounces) low-fat ricotta cheese 1 1/4 cups nonfat plain yogurt, divided 1/2 cup sugar 1 teaspoon coconut extract 1 teaspoon grated lime peels [Pineapple Topping] 1 medium DOLE fresh Pineapple 3/4 cup water 1/4 cup sugar 1 tablespoon cornstarch 1 teaspoon grated lime peel DIRECTIONS [Crust] Arrange crackers in a 6(4??-inch) tart pans with removable bottoms or 1 (9-inch) Tart pan with removable bottom. Break crackers to fit [Filling] Places lime in saucepan. Sprinkle gelatin over juices; let stand for 1 minute to soften. Cook over low heat until gelatin is dissolved, stirring frequently; let cool. Process ricotta cheese and ?? cup yogurt in blender until smooth. Pour into medium bowl. Stir in remaining 1 cup yogurt, sugar, coconut extract, and lime peel. Stir in cooled gelatin mixture. Pour into prepared pans; refrigerate at least 2 hours [Pineapple Garnish] T

They're Also Taking Down The Street Signs
Just in Case People Get the Maps... Florida- Nine months after Hurricane Katrina, the Army Corps of Engineers refused to give residents of the Everglades detailed maps that show the best evacuation routes if Lake Okeechobee is breached by a hurricane or heavy rains. The reason: the information might fall into the hands of terrorists. "We just don't believe there's a great need for the public to have the maps," said a representative of the corps.

Putting The Jack In Hijacking
Chicago- Madin Azad Amin, a twenty nine year old man traveling to Turkey, was detained at O'Hare Airport when he allegedly told security that a strange-looking object in his luggage was a bomb. It turned out to be penis pump: Amin was traveling with his mother, and he didn't want her to learn the truth.

Of Break Up And Divorce
You may have seen some of these before Beloved Deceitful wretch The deceitful wretch telling me lies Thinking them to be a comforting disguise Counting upon my gullibility Believing that through them I can not see Telling me lies of love and our content Acting as if it was heaven sent To be there always by my side Yet in the shadows the wretch does hide Pretending that I don’t know what is real Acting as though it cares how I feel Yet doing to me all that is wrong Tears fall with the words of the sad song Knowing that I know deep in my heart Soon we must split forever apart Turmoil in the eye of a storm made of lies To let it pretend longer is most unwise For a foundation so weak can never stand All passing away like the shifting sand Leaving nothing worth even bringing to mind It is the way of bad things left behind Better to clear the way for love so real One who will not deceive and cares how I feel One who does not hide in the shadows of lies O

This Time- Freestyle
Oh i'm sorry girl for causing you much pain Didn't mean to make you cry Make your efforts all in vain And i apologize for all the things i've done You were loving me so much But all i did was let you down I really don't know just what to say All i know is that i want you to stay... This time i'm not gonna let you slip away This time i'm not gonna let another day go by Without holding you so tight Without treating you so right This time i'm not gonna let go of your love This time, i promise you that We'll rise above it all And i won't ever let you fall I'm gonna give you my all This time... Oh, i never thought that i was hurting you Now i know that i was wrong Now i know just what to do Gonna try to be the best that i can be All i need is one more chance To make it up to you You'll see And there's one more thing That you oughta know All i know is that I don't want you to go... I'm gonna give you my all This time...

Writing And Poetry
Daniel has the cuts. She has the strife. She bought the gun. I chant, You..d better run. I chant, You..d better run. Daniel wants the love. She makes the bed easy. She brings the flesh. I..ll give, A smell so fresh I..ll give, A smell so fresh. Daniel cries on occasion She takes the showers She always leaves doors open. I say, Walk with the dope in. I say, Walk with the dope in. Daniel loads the gun. She cocks it too. She aims at my head. I scream, You crazy bitch I scream, You crazy bitch. Daniel put the gun away. She jumps and yells. She passes out. I move, Closer to her head I move, To kill in bed. Daniel forces no. She tries for help. She can..t get luck. I do, As next should. I do, A killing blue. Daniel has no feeling. She has lost her pulse. She has no breath. I am, Sorry for this. I don..t, Feel the sorrow. Committed to the fate. Her grave in six great. Glad she is gone. wouldn' tell anyone, I was ever home.

Valentine's Day
1. Are you in a relationship?: yeah, you could say that i guess :P 2. If so, who with?: Anna 3. How long have you been together?: erm about 5 months i believe 4. Do you believe in love at first sight?: yes 5. What about true love?: yes 6. Would you kiss on the first date?: yes 7. Do you look for hook ups?: if by hookups you mean fuck-buddies or one-night stands, then no. 8. Do you enjoy receiving flowers? erm, i guess 9. Do you enjoy gifts from your girl/guy?: Of course VALENTINES QUESTIONS 1. You have a valentine planned out to have? i think? 2. Do you like having a valentine?: yeah 3. Does someone like you? i would suppose so lol 4. Are you even worried about the upcoming holiday?: not really, got it all planned out lol 5. Whats the best gift to receive on v day?: i dunno really 6. Is a little kiss during school on vday sweet? yeah it is, if i was still in school i suppose 7. Why is this an important holiday to couples

Breaking Up
The sun went down and time went on. She told me of what was wrong. With every word I could feel her pain. In a lot of ways I felt the same. With every breath she took my heart. And soon, we will be miles apart. Can I not know love lasting. This is my dream, this is my passion. ....And she will be walking down some other street.

Shel Silverstein Said It Best
"I cannot go to school today," Said little Peggy Ann McKay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash, and purple bumps. My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I'm going blind in my right eye. My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox. And there's one more - that's seventeen! And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue- It might be instamatic flu. I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke I'm sure that my left leg is broke. My hip hurts when I move my chin, My belly button's caving in, My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My nose is cold, my toes are numb, I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak. I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out. My elbow's bent - my spine ain't straight. My temperature is one-o-eight. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear, There is a hole inside my ear.

Your Babies Smell
There is a reason I don't want to have your babies. They smell funny. Oh... you wanted me to have new babies for you? Ok, now I'm all confused. I'm a man. With a penis thingy. I don't know nothin bout birthin no babies. Finally! I've been needing to type that line all damn day and was stuck trying to figure out how I would do it.

Ct Strike(repost) -- What A Load Of Baloney!
subject: CT Strike(repost) date: 2007-01-30 21:57:17 BabyJesus calls Cherry Tap, HIS web site and he can do what he wants with it. HOWEVER, when he started selling parts of his world such as Blasts and VIC accounts, It no longer is his alone. Everybody that puts any money into the site is now a partial owner. In the last few months, the NSFW policy as become ridiculous to the point of being unbearable. The policy is discriminatory and very unfair. We have all heard the horror stories about peoples pictures, mumms and stash being deleted for basically no good reason and the excuse being NSFW. To protest the NSFW policy, on February 1, please cancel all blasts and VICS for one week. Lets see how the lose of money will make the administration of Cherry Tap change their minds about who's web site it really is. (repost of original by 'HOTSTUD A SLAVE OF TIFFY' on '2007-01-26 10:43:03') (repost of original by '¢¾LuvleeJenn ¢¾¢¾ CherryDiva¢¾' on '2007-01-26 11:01:03') (rep

Ridin Rims
Yeah Nigga, (young juve) all yall niggas, (yall know what dis is) we don’t ride dees no mo nigga, we in here wit flats nigga, we sittin’ on lebron back ova here, all yall fake mounted aa niggas ridin’ dees, we stop ridin’ dees in ‘99 (checke checke) put dat lil’ boy shit up (so so def) [chorus X2] if ya ridin’ rimz, ya gotta ride flats (uh,ha) Im sittin’ ridin’ on lebron back (uh,ha) des 23’s (uh,ha) if yean know (uh,ha) I got da top workin’up on 24’s [verse 1] I got mo grams dan teddy, got a cam in my chevey, my car go (eeerrrrr) and when I ride I’m ready look like I’m glidin’ on nothin’, when I ride I be skatin’, I Pull up swervi’ on Niggas they don’t be tryin’ they be hatin’ they only ridin’ on 20’s, they might as well rid on hubs, if it ain’t deuces or better, ya might as well put em’ up, cuz where I’m from (from) we mount up and ride on dem big rims,a whole supply of deuces that spin harder than windmills, i been real,(yeah) always too clean cuz I Pack heat, or

Hottie
This is the "hottie" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Dont worry about hurting feelings--- BE HONEST!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexy [] fine [] pretty [] iight [] ugly! Do you think i still have my v card? [] yes [] no [] dont know! I look like.. [] a player [] a slut [] a whore [] a hubby/wifey type [] a one time thing [] a next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] girl friend/boy friend [] Hub

The Mirror
we walk into the room ready for whatever cums our way. then I notice it, a big wall mirror. I have always wanted to watch my self as me and my lover are in the heat of it. I lead you in front of it and we start to play the game, kissing and petting, you getting wet and me getting hard. we start to undress each other. One piece of clothing at a time, stopping in between to kiss the new exposed skin. this makes us even hotter. doing this in front of the mirror. being able to see my hand slide down your curvy ass. i grab a hold and pull you tight against me. you can feel my hard cock. I watch in the mirror as you pull my cock out of my pants. you kneel down and start to tease me with your tongue. the view in the mirror is so good, so different, I almost loose it, but you are good and know when to ease up to make it last. we move a chair in front of the mirror, you sit down, I am on my knees now, doing a muff dive like you have never had. I kiss you up and down your thighs, just brushing y

All In The Mind
Got this from David, Thanks! Lmao After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.... The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens after when its over?". The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down". "But be warned it will not work again for 3 months!" This guy goes

Smart Horse
Again, thanks David. Lmao The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off ac

A Tug Of The Chain
He calls her name and she comes to Him she looks into his eyes and knows what he wants no words are needed from His seated position with her at his feet he tugs on the chain that is attached to her collar she knows how to please Him and enjoys doing so with her soft eyes she begans to look for His approval to begin With another tug on her chain she removes His manhood from His pants she caresses it until it gets harder and harder she is gentle, yet firm The harder He becomes, the more aroused she gets and wants nothing more than to make him happy Another tug on the chain and she takes it into her mouth, slowly at first Sliding her hot mouth all the way down until it fills her He relaxes into His seat and lets out a soft moan she knows He is pleased With a firm grip on her hair He guides her head up and down With each rhtymic motion she is more and more excited and can barely contain herself She is so excited and aroused that she wants to touch h

Yes Chiropractic
That right... i may have a job in windward with a chiropriactic office.. i love it high scale cliental... about time if now i still have a chance to be working for the Atlanta Falonces chiropractic.. Guns N' Roses Lyrics Guns N' Roses Music CodesMusic Codes by SongArea.com

Night Watch
NIGHT WATCH The nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here." she had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the cries a

Me On Jerry With My Friends
the story is my good friend kristy the one I fight with gf wants able to be the show so I fulled as the pissed off ex gf wanting her ex bf back.The story was daniel and kirsty had a baby while me and dc was dating.Not true kristy does have a beautiful lil girl not by dc.U'll get a good laugh from it cause are story got mixed up really bad.The sence is where me and kirsty started the fight with dc then we turned on each other.

~~getting Your Knickers In A Wad!!
...I posted the following comment on one of the friends blog in answer to his chastising me because I didn't post the only comment he was looking for which was......."deep" -------------------------------------------------- ~~~Mele Kaliki Maka ~~~ 2007-01-31 19:15:56 ....if I understand correctly..it says" Leave a comment on this blog entry! And if it does not meet with what the poster expects, we shouldn't leave a comment? And Rayne says if it is not liked, one should leave the page! What happened to posting the comment, regardless if one doesn't get glassy eyed about it! I happen to have a sense of humor and I express it somewhat like the poet expresses his poem! And if the poet is satisfied with "deep" as the all encompassing commentary....then....I don't qualify!

Comment Bombers Really Appreciated!!!
10,000 Comments and I win a blast! I can't afford one at the moment, and I've been wanting one for awhile, so please help me out! And I will help bomb anything you post also, like I try to always do! Thank you!!

Once Upon A Time...
Il etait une fois... So the creepy "academics" across the street bought a dog in an attempt to cure their creepy little daughter of her fear of dogs. I'm not convinced that bringing a dog the size of a large hamster into the house is going to make her any less afraid of the rabid Doberman next door. But hey, makes a nice snack for cujo.

What's Your Sex Sign
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Funny Pics
if you are in need of a good laugh or you want to see some weird shit come and look at my pics I swear you will at least giggle a little bit so if your bored come check em' out, but if you do laugh at least rate them please

This Bad Girl Needs Your Love !
Hello all my sexy friends! MWAH! Could you stop by and help me show my friend Bad Girl a little love? PLEASE! I would deeply appreciate it! Sexy love to yas!, Joeylynne click this pic PLEASE! hope to see you there!

To All My Cherry Friends, Fans, And Family
If I could I would spend hours each day commenting and chatting with all. However, I am working and have to share the computer with other people of the house who need it for important things like school work and work for school. You see the ladies in my house are either a student or a teacher. Of course I was a teacher and now a retired teacher do to health reasons, but still have it in my blood. I make up for some of my lost income working for Wally World as a Service Writer and Greeter untill I least find some place to display my talents and work in an environment that I can use my fromal trainning and have nicer cleaner work days and more than a day off here and there. I am glad to have a job because it has help me relax more and makes me feel more useful. Yet, I find a desire to do more and be more .I pray and hope that all is well in your lives and that you get the things you deserve and sometimes even desire. Even though are hearts, eyes, and minds can sometimes want

Your Personality Profile
Your Personality Profile You are pure, moral, and adaptable. You tend to blend into your surroundings. Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends. You believe that you live a virtuous life... And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye. As a result, people tend to crave your approval. The World's Shortest Personality Test

Irreplaceable - Beyonce
to the left to the left to the left to the left everything you own in the box to the left in the closet, yes thats my stuff yes, if I bought it, then please don't touch (don't touch) and keep on talking that mess, thats fine could you walk and talk, at the same time? and- its my name thats on that bag so go move your bags, let me call you a cab standing in the front yard, telling me how I'm such a fool, talking 'bout how I'll never ever find a man like you you got me twisted you must not know 'bout me you must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby) you must not know 'bout me you must not know 'bout me I'll have another you by tomorrow so don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' you're irreplaceable so go ahead and get grown call up that chick, and see if shes home oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know what did you think I was putting you out for? bec

How Peaceful Are You?
You Are 71% Peaceful You are a very peaceful person. All is good in your world, no matter what's going on. Occasionally you let your problems get to you, but you generally remain upbeat. Your inner strength is inspirational - much more so than you may realize. How Peaceful Are You?

Do You Follow Your Head Or Your Heart?
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?

New Things Happening In My Life.
Well, haven't been on here lately because of working and being sick with migraines. But, anyway, on January 26th I received a new nephew. Jacob David was born at 7:58 a.m., was 7 lbs. 15 ozs. and 21.5 in. long. He's a beautiful lil boy with blonde hair and deep blue eyes and he really doesn't cry that much. I will post pics of him when I'm back on my puter. On another good note, I was told that my apartment will be ready in 2 wks. so I'm closer to being back on my feet and all smiles again. Things are going pretty good for the time being, some things could be better but it can always be worse. Anyway, I hope everyone has a good weekend!!!!

Nickelback Feelin' Way Too Damn Good
NICKELBACK LYRICS "Feelin' Way Too Damn Good" I missed you so much That I begged you to fly and see me You must've broke down Coz you finally said that you would But now that you're here I just feel like I'm constantly dreaming Coz something's gotta go wrong Coz I'm feelin' way too damn good For 48 hours I don't think that we left my hotel room Should show you the sights Coz I'm sure that I said that I would We gotta make love just one last time in the shower Well something's gotta go wrong Coz I'm feelin' way too damn good And it's like, every time I turn around I fall in love and find my heart face down and Where it lands is where it should This time it's like The two of us should probably start to fight Coz something's gotta go wrong Coz I'm feeling way too damn good, oh Feelin' way too damn good Sometimes I think best if left in the memory It's better kept inside than left for good Lookin' back each time they tried to tell me Well something'

Soooo
Love me Love me!! Dear, I fear we're facing a problem you love me no longer, I know and maybe there is nothing that I can do to make you do Mama tells me I shouldn't bother that I ought to stick to another man a man that surely deserves me but I think you do! So I cry, and I pray and I beg Love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me love me love me pretend that you love me leave me leave me just say that you need me So I cried, and I begged for you to Love me love me say that you love me leave me leave me just say that you need me I can't care about anything but you Lately I have desperately pondered, spent my nights awake and I wonder what I could have done in another way to make you stay Reason will not reach a solution I will end up lost in confusion I don't care if you really care as long as you don't go So I cry, I pray and I beg Love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me love

Friends
One day when you feel alone Remember i'm at the end of a phone I love you loads And that must show I want to let all the world to no I have a friend, that is you I love you for all you do Your face so sweet and your heart so gentle Keeping me together when i'm going mental Telling me you love me and that you hold me tight Being there for me even in the night Thank you friend you mean a lot to me Maybe now you'll see How much you mean to me

Fun Schtuff
today was a crazy day. was gonna go to the movies with Ma and Luvy, but I then remembered I had to take my sister to AAA to get her liscence renewed, which didn't really work cause they closed when we got there. So we just did a little shopping and I took her back to Ma's house. Anyway I felt bad about her going straight back home so I decided to give up the movie and me and her had a sister day. Which consisted of my shopping and her trying to control the babies. LOL fun, fun! anyway now i'm at her house listenting to her and ma talk and Sibi giggle behind me uncontrollably. What a day! =)

Much Love Needed
Please help a good friend of mine...I would appreciate it soooo much...Let me, redmex, know if you do go and help her ok... (repost of original by 'JOLI'S ¢¾ boo boo' on '2007-02-04 04:29:52') (repost of original by 'Cherrylicious' on '2007-02-04 06:00:49') (repost of original by 'JOLI'S ¢¾ boo boo' on '2007-02-04 06:26:17')

Painful Medical Humor
Let me tell you about my doctor. I call him Groucho. He is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he is invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him." Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film." The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops." One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what start?" I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it." My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." The doc

Today Sux.....
well to start the day off I got into a fight with my family again...so yeah my plans have changed. Im not waiting to join the army. Im callin the recruiter tomorrow and seeing if I cant leave within the next month. so yeah that started my day. then to add to things my babysitter just called and said she cant babysit no more cuz she is on welfare and cant take the chance of losing it cuz she was getting other income. so yeah now i have like eight hours to find someone else who can babysit for me and I know like no one down here who I trust with her who can watch her all damn night. I am really starting to hate life more and more and on top of that I just want to get out of this place. Want to start my life but no everything seems to be fucking up so I cant do anything right anymore. yeah today definitely sux and its just making my shitty mood even shittier

I'm A Dreamer
You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Concrete Blonde - Tomorrow Wendy
Concrete Blonde Tomorrow Wendy Still in L.A. It is complete now two ends of time are neatly tied A one-way street, she's walking to end of the line And there she meets the faces she keeps in her heart and mind They say good byetomorrow, wendy, you're going to die They say good byetomorrow, wendy, you're going to die Underneath the chilly gray november sky We can make believe that kennedy is still alive and We're shooting for the moon and smiling jackie's driving by and They say good trytomorrow wendy is going to die Tomorrow wendy is going to die I told the priest, don't count on any second coming God got his ass kicked the first time he came down here slumming! He had the balls to come, the gall to die and then forgive us! No, I don? wonder why, I wonder what he thought it would get us? Hey, hey, good bye Tomorrow wendy? going to die Hey, hey, good bye Tomorrow wendy's going to cry Tomorrow wendy's going to cry Only God says jump So I s

Businessman In A Bar. .
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

Hello Everone
Look Here If you Don't Like What You See Don't Look And Don't Even Thank About Leaving A Comment If You Don't Like What You See Or Hear.............. Am a really nice person wehn you get to know me if you piss me off i'm different.......

Global Warming: The Cold, Hard Facts?
Global Warming is not due to human contribution of Carbon Dioxide By Timothy Ball Monday, February 5, 2007 Global Warming, as we think we know it, doesn't exist. And I am not the only one trying to make people open up their eyes and see the truth. But few listen, despite the fact that I was the first Canadian Ph.D. in Climatology and I have an extensive background in climatology, especially the reconstruction of past climates and the impact of climate change on human history and the human condition. Few listen, even though I have a Ph.D, (Doctor of Science) from the University of London, England and that for 32 years I was a Professor of Climatology at the University of Winnipeg. For some reason (actually for many), the World is not listening. Here is why. What would happen if tomorrow we were told that, after all, the Earth is flat? It would probably be the most important piece of news in the media and would generate a lot of debate. So why is it that when scientists who have

You
Tired of being here. Here is where it hurts. Hurts to be alone. Alone in the darkness. Darkness that surrounds me now. Now I need to break free. Free of the chains that bind. Bind me to this life. Life that I should be happy in. In a world of pain. Pain that only few feel. Feel numb now. Now is the time to turn. Turn back and never go back. Back to a place I didn't like. Like the place I called home. Home is where it hurt. Hurt to breathe and move. Move on is what I am doing. Doing now and not looking in the past.. Past is a darkness I never wanted. Wanted to live my life. Life that wasn't like that. That in which I thought would change me forever. Forever my heart broken in pieces. Pieces that wouldn't mend. Mend is what you have done. Done is what my past has become. Become a new person is what I did. Did you know that? That of what you have done to me. Me who you love. Love that you have shown is priceless. Priceless is what you make me feel like now

My Bad....
Sweet talker u know just what to say so why did u go and walk away why leave me bleeding and wanting more there is gonna be pain when i give u what for such sweet lies and promises whispered in my ear now anger and sorrow is my only comfort dear i will tear out your heart as u ripped out mine right from the start there was this matter of time where the sweetness you spoke was so easy to believe with my eyes closed shut i can open them and see your a liar and cheat and ill hurt you so bad u thought u had me beat but u only made me mad so beware when u cross this little black duck cause sure as hell u know ill kill u sick fuck.

Give Me
Give me some peace so that i can breath Give me some space, why wont you leave? Give me some rest so that i can sleep Give me some calm so i do not weep. Give me my life so that i can live Give me the strength to help me forgive Give me my sanity and return my soul Give me the power to make living my goal Give me the will to give up on the past Give me the reason to make my life last Give me the meaning to start looking ahead Give me the purpose to stop feeling dead Give me the laughter to bring back my smile Give me some happiness if just for a while Give me the sight to help me to see Give me the wonder of all that is me

More Classic Irish Jokes
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf." ******************************************************************************************** Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husban

You Lie
We lie in the dark I know you're awake The only sounds are the sounds this old house makes But, Oh, how I long, I long to hear your voice Desperate to talk, yearning to touch Burning inside 'cause I want you so much So I say I need you and leave you no choice You lie you don't want to hurt me So you lie, buy a little time, and I go along What else can I do, maybe it's wrong But you know how much I love you So you lie 'til you can find a way to say goodbye You lie How long until you just can't go on And the urge to break loose is just too strong You should let go that's what you want to do Oh but you don't know, you don't know If it's the right thing to do

Would You?
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Report as NSFW (Not Safe For Work) [?] author: Edit | Delete

What Baby Are You
WHAT BABY ARE YOU????? Bet you forward this to everybody in your address book - I did! These are adorable and I'll bet they fit your B-day/personality to a T.................And then maybe not! I just love the animated babies they have on here. Enjoy What baby are you? Jan ---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet Someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance Your personality. Feb ----------FEBRUARY BABY -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.

Male Surgery Patient Asks .......?
>Black Testicles A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black? Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black? Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,very closely...... > A r e - m y - t e

Here We Go Again.....
yup im back in town drinking at the bar and thought id say a little gday to you from me... i know i am a smartmouthed bitch sometimes but you get that growing up here.. Aussie girls dont usually take crap from anyone...well some do but i grew up with attitude and it must have rubbed off. I take my hat off to anyone who is as brave as Repo and me to say what u want... not many people do and i hate it... take my toyboy for example.... wants to fuck me but is a scarred little boy about saying so... so pisses me off... just come out and say it... if u love someone tell em if u hate em say so..there is nothing wrong about saying what u want..

The Me You Don't See
Deep inside where I hide the me that you don't see. I hide behind flesh and bone, wearing a mask to remain unknown. To some I seem a beauty, to some not much so...but if they only knew me...would they really know...the me they don't see? I hide behind flesh and bone, wearing a mask to remain unknown Deep inside where I hide the me that you don't see.

The Awakening
The Awakening A time comes in your life when you finally get it. When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH ! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of web lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter), and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you, and in the process a sense of serenity is born of self-acceptance. You

A Rose
A Rose! With so much beauty comes also much pain, One must weigh the cost of loss versus gain. Paralyzed in her presence as her beauty hypnotizes me, Yet her thorns dig deep in my soul where no pain should be. Weak, wounded and forever broken is this heart of mine, As her footprints leave scars that block all hope of sunshine. Yes the cost of great love does come with a price, Lately it seems as random as a roll of the dice. Is there such a love that is worth this agony I feel? Then answer eludes me in my present state of mind, In my heart all I know is this pain that is so real, Yet my soul still searches for an answer yet to find.

20 Ways To Spice Up Your Sex Life
20 Ways to Spice Up Your Sex Life One thing is happily clear: Women are not about to take the waning of sex lying down! They're inventing all kinds of ways to keep the good times (and good feelings) rolling. Just take a look at the 20 great ideas below. It must be that we've gotten tired of being "tired." We want -- oh yes -- a little fun. Enjoy. 1. Pretend you just met him "When our sex life started to slow down, I started thinking about how another woman would see my husband if she just met him -- and this made me want to impress him. I did things like buying new lingerie, getting up just a little earlier than usual to join him in the shower or making time to play later in the tub. We totally rediscovered each other's sexiness after that." 2. Tease each other "Sometimes, when my husband and I wake up and hear the kids, we start kissing and caressing anyway. Of course we don't continue, but we get all worked up and then go all day stealing little looks and kisses. Sur

Song Written And Sung By A Soldier.
If I die before you wake... Back home now I know you're probably sleepin' Over here it's the middle of the day I finally found the time to write a letter Sittin' here a half a world away I heard about all them folks protestin' As if I really want this war But that don't stop me from believin' There's just some things worth fightin' for CHORUS And if I die before you wake, I pray the world will take A good look at what God's given us That we could only understand, everything is in his hands All we need is a little faith and trust I want you to know it ain't too high a price to pay If I die before you wake Tell everybody that I miss them And I can't wait to get back home But until then I'll serve my country And be proud to wear this uniform CHORUS No it ain't too high a price to pay If I die before you wake

Webcams & Messenger
well what else can i say about friggin webcams.. made purely for randy little vouyers who like to flog themselves off while watching some young girl showin her fluff and tuff... PLEASE... and why is it when people add u to messenger the first thing they say is "do u have webcam?" well fuck me... is that the best u can do.... really think of something new to say...at least get a girl turned on to you first... do you think the webcam was created by a man?... i surely do, hey im not complaining being a naughty girl myself from time to time... well most of the time... but its when the itsy bitsy teenie boppers get thier hands on them that i get really pissed off.. Some choice comments i have recently recieved in messenger(from teenies) were do you suck? wheres the kitty? show me your pussy and wait for it...i wanna see you swallow.. very amusing..when im provoked i am not girl who sits back and says nothing... so beware little boppers if u ask me the wrong thing you are likely to get bitc

What Goes On Inside My Head Now...
Since I have had my hysterectomy mornings are a bit ruff but otherwise I have good days now.Other than my emotions that is.I cry over nothing lately and it has been breaking my husbands heart.He says when I cry it is like I am in pain because I cry so hard.And I am often snapping at others for no reason.My emotions are like a basketball real bouncy.I also get what are called hotflashes.I can be sitting down and all of a sudden my body will feel like it is on fire.This is whats going on with me now.Its called menopause and its not fun.

Is It Not?
Its hard when you have to say goodbye when you love someone so much is it not? Its like a puzzle with a piece missing, once found and put together which makes up the whole puzzle; complete. Somehow, after time that piece which was once found goes missing again. Well i came across this, its by Lionel Riche called Goodbye. I liked the way it has been put together with the film. Enjoy. All my love, Angel

This Is Just The Sweetest Thing Anyone Has Ever Made For Me...
feelings and thoughts wishes and dreams wanting you closer falling quick it seems having the world with nothing to do so far away from a love like you DJ (dan)

#3
well as you all know I went and took my ASVAB today. Just got home and well I did pretty good on it. Probably could have done better but I did pretty good. So now I just have to start working out some and eating properly. Cpl Horn plans on us working out this weekend and I have a meeting with him on monday so I will keep you all updated.

Dr Mac On The Purpose Of Dating
After a really bad 4th date, I was complaining that I just didn't get it. I didn't date much in HS, so I was always uncomfortable going out with a guy the first few times. After a series of careful questions: "why are you going out with these boys? To have something to do? Why don't you enjoy these dates? Are you scared to go eat or the movies by yourself?" When I said I wasn't sure why I went out with these guys....they were nice but I was never really comfortable. He gave me his dating 101 wisdom: "dating is a time honored tradition of a young man trying to gain favor with a young lady with the end purpose of a happy life together. If you want to go out for fun don't go out just the 2 of you but with friends. If you are attracted to and think a man is worth looking into go out with him only. If you can't see a future with him after date 3 cut your losses and be friends. I am not saying that you will want to marry him at date 3, but you have to like him and be able to ca

What I Want
I want to be rode from behind and slapped on the ass until I'm red. I want my hair pulled and my pussy stretched with either a huge cock or a big dildo. I want to call a man daddy and tell him to fuck me. I want 69 and to deepthroat his cock until I almost hurl, I want rode until my legs are wet from my cumming....Someone ride me...

Can't Fight The Moonlight
Under a lover's sky I'm gonna be with you And no one's gonna be around If you think that you won't fall Well just wait until 'till the sun goes down Underneath the starlight starlight There's a magical feeling so right It will steal your heart tonight You can try to resist Try to hide from my kiss But you know but you know That you, can't fight the moonlight Deep in the dark you'll surrender your heart But you know, but you know That you, can't fight the moonlight, No-o you can't fight it It's gonna get to you'r heart There's no escaping love Once a gentle breeze (once a gentle breeze) Sweeps it's spell upon your heart And no matter what you think It won't be to long 'Till you in my arms Underneath the starlight starlight We'll be lost in the rythm so right It will steal your heart tonight You can try to resist Try to hide from my kiss But you know, but you know That you, can't fight the moonlight Deep in the dark you'll surrender your heart But you

Hurt Me
Hurt me Why in the world did you hurt me? Just when I thought I’d found someone to trust, you took away your love and Hurt me I still can’t believe you hurt me Just when I thought it was safe to come in You let me want you, and need you, and then You left me, like a child in the rain Now I’m mending myself of the pain Oh, you hurt me Yes, you left me Like a child in the rain Now I’m lost in an ocean of pain Oh, you hurt me I fell in love and it hurt me Can’t you imagine how I’m feeling now? Oh, will you ever know how? You, hurt me

Things Are Easier Said Than Done.
i wondered if i could put 5 rules in my life right now. 1) when you start something, finish it. remember to be efficient. 2) love unconditionally. 3) being late is never an option. 4) always remember that the world does not stop at you; it continues to revolve so keep up and if needed, start over. 5) everything is a one-time-big-time opportunity so enjoy. --- what are your rules?

I'll Try
Here we are Talkin' bout forever Both know damn well It's not easy together We've both felt love We've both felt pain I'll take the sunshine Over the rain And I'll try To love only you And I'll try My best to be true Oh darlin', I'll try So I'm not scared It's worth a chance to me Take my hand Let's face eternity Well I can't tell you That I'll never change But I can swear That in every way And I'll try To love only you And I'll try My best to be true Oh darlin', I'll try I'm not perfect Just another man But I will give you All that I am And I'll try To love only you And I'll try My best to be true Oh darlin', I'll try I'll try To be true to you I'll try I'll try To always love you I'll try

White Tiger Cubs Debut At Argentine Zoo
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - Three white tiger cubs just weeks old debuted Thursday at the Buenos Aires Zoo in Argentina, romping in pen before delighted children and their parents. The cubs — two females and a male — were born Dec. 23 to Conde and Bety at the zoo in the Argentine capital, and had since been kept out of view. "This is their first big day out," zoo spokeswoman Ana Maria Pirra told The Associated Press, adding the cubs were in good health. Pirra said the cubs weighed about 2.2 pounds at birth and were gaining weight fast, with each now weighing about 13 pounds. She said none of the cubs has yet been named, and that children — who watched with delight as the cubs cavorted playfully Thursday — deposited name suggestions in a box at the zoo, along with their contact information. The cubs' names will be chosen in a drawing in three months, she said. "Each of the winners will be a godfather or godmother to a cub," Pirra said. Conde and Bety had triplets in

About Her
She takes me many places that I have never been: all I do is look at her it's then she takes me in. Into a new and different world one I've heard mention of; a world of grace and beauty a world of endless love. A world of peace and kindness (the way the world should be), with her I see it every day she is that 'world' to me. While with her life's a fantasy, a dream world I would say; yes, she makes my dreams come true and she does it every day. Her world of love is awesome, it fills the poets pen. All I do is look at her and then... she takes me in

Technologic
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it, Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick - erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it, Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it, View it, coat it, jam - unlock it, Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it, Cross it, crack it, twitch - update it, Name it, rate it, tune it, print it, Scan it, send it, fax - rename it, Touch it, bring it, obey it, watch it, Turn it, leave it, stop - format it. [2x] Technologic [4x] Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it, Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick - erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it, Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it, View it, coat it, jam - un

~~our Wayward Left Press & How They Report The News~~
> > In a suburb of Boston, two boys were tossing a ball in a vacant lot when > > one of them was attacked by a Rottweiler. The other boy, thinking quickly, > > grabbed a sturdy stick, wedged it under the dog's collar and twisted > > mightily, breaking the animal's neck and freeing his buddy. > > > > > > A reporter from the Boston Herald was cruising by and witnessed the scene. > > Thinking it would make a great human interest story, he began to interview > > the boys, focusing on the quick-thinking rescuer. Whipping out his laptop > > he entered the heading: > > > > > > "Brave Young Red Sox Fan saves friend from Jaws of Vicious Animal." > > > > > > Looking over the reporter's shoulder, the lad said, "But I'm not a Red Sox > > fan." > > > > > > "Sorry," said the reporter, "I guess I just assumed everyone in Boston was > > a Red Sox fan." Hitting the delete key, the reporter typed in: > > > > > > "Young Kennedy Loyalist Rescues

What Baby Are You?
---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet Someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance Your personality. ----------FEBRUARY BABY -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries t

Tortured Tourist - Conclusion
Part 5 In the dim light of the cell, a muffled humming could be heard. Without being aware of it, Sarah had begun to sing to herself, her subconscious mind attempting to soothe her by recalling a song that always gave her joy: “Well, I'm a voodoo chile, Lord I'm a voodoo chile…”. As the Hendrix tune ran through her head, she continued to stare at the stone wall before her. Sarah had no idea how long she lay in the hogtie. She no longer felt the ache in her muscles or the protest of her body as it rebelled against the unnatural position she had been forced into. She tried not to think about the tortures she had been put through or what torments were till in store for her. She pulled against the ropes that stretched her feet back toward her head and began to rock slightly in her bonds. The song continued to run through her head and her soft humming continued. Well, I make love to you, And lord knows you'll feel no pain Say, I make love to you in your sleep, And lord kno

You Get Da Sex Bunny
YOU GET DA SEX BUNNY!! `;;;;;;;;._______________;;;;;;;` ;;;;;;;;;;;:_____________, :;;;;;;;;;` `:;;;;;;;;;;;`;__________, :;;;;;;;;;;;` _ `:;;;;;;;;;;;`, , _______, :;;;;;;;;;;;` ___`:;;;;;;;;;;;;_______, ;;;;;;;;;;;;: ____.`:;;;;;;;;;_____;;;;;;;;;;` _______`:;;;;;;_____;;;;;;;: ___________`:;;;;., .;;;;;; ______.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ____.;;;;;D`;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ____`;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; _____`:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; _______`.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ___________.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. ____(`*. (`*. .*) .* ) Ok This Is The Sex Bunny If You Recieve This Bunny That Means Your Fuckin Sexy If You Get This Back That Means Your Even Sexier Pass This Bunny On To 10 Of Your Friends, If You Fail You Will Be Cursed With 10 Years Of Bad Sex

Untittled
My family and I are doing good. I'm just trying to be there for my mom, my sisters, my lil bro and my lil girl and her coz. I'm the oldest of 4 kids and i have a lot of weight on my shoulders now that my dad has cancer. i'm doing the best i can to keep things togther for my family. I know that there are alot of other people that go through things like this everyday. I just wish that i had someone to help me get through this besides my family.

The New Supermarket
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more....

The Black Brick Road
My house didnt blow and land in munchin land...The whole building block of my life landed in Punchin land....Got stuck in that realm for 3 years....Now as we all know you live with something of an atomosphere for long enough and you grow accustomed to it. I got the snot punched into me in this place....Finally spinnning round and round I found my way out...Following the Black Brick road....I saw black bricks because they are ever more fashionable then yellow ones... I have found myself at a crossroad of 9 different roads to take....I see no future for any of them reaching the Emerald City like I had originally tried to start with. Standing in the middle of butt fuck nowhere all these paths satrring me in the face...But there is no scarecrow hangin loosly on a pole wanting to help me out....But wait maybe I am the bag of straw with no brain and this time its all up to me. Following this brick road...I have fallen in pot holes, sunk in mud, slipped on ice and even lost my footing a f

Call Center Conversations
Actual call centre conversations !!!!! > > > >Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get >through to enquiries, can you help?". > >Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?". > >Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre". > >Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours". > > > > >----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Samsung Electronics > >Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" > >Operator: > "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking >about". > >Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly >states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket > and > telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the >number for Jack?" > >Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall". > >---------------------------

Why
Why am I so angry? Why doesn't anyone give a shit about anything but themselves? Why does my ass itch? Why am I eating the worlds hardest apple? Why am I so indecisive? Why does TV suck? Why am I feeling the need to rearrange my room again? Why is caulk such a funny word to say, but it smells like crap? Why do I have to love my job so much? Why do I keep having dreams about things attacking me? Why are my boobs different sizes? Why do the people upstairs insist on cleaning their house at 2 am? Why is love so difficult? Why can't I let go? Why the fuck am I asking why like a 2 year old? Click here to get Why at EZ-Tracks.com

~~a Message From The Ghost Of General Patton~~
A Message from the Ghost of General Patton.... ATTENTION! To those whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Maggots, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars. See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass -- and LISTEN UP!! Abu Ghraib is not "torture" or an "atrocity". This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do to newcomers. A little fun at someone else's expense. Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad. Got that Kennedy? THIS IS an atrocity! So Was This!!! WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET? Islam a peaceful religion??? Millions of these sons-of-bitches are plotting as we speak to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can. Some of them are here among us now. They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you. You are a vile

What I Love About You
What I Love About You I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.

For You Are The One
For You Are The One For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek. For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side. For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul. For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means. For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give. You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find. For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love.

~~best Redneck Pick Up Lines When Trolling For Cousins~~
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" ! Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighte

~~will He Make A Good Husband~~
Will He Make a Good Husband? Something serious to think about before you marry * Does he go out of his way for you? Or are you always doing things for him? Does he try to make you happy? Does he want to prove he is good enough for you--or are you always jumping through hoops to win his love? Will he go places that you enjoy? Or are you always doing things he likes? If he doesn't aim to please you now, it will only get worse once you are married. * Is he hard working? Did he work hard in school? Does he work hard on his job? Or is he always complaining about his boss, his teachers, and never really working hard at anything? If he doesn't work hard now, it is unlikely he'll work hard to earn the money needed to live a secure, debt-free life. * Does he take responsibility for the quality and condition of his life--or does he see himself as a victim--always blaming others for his problems? If he blames others now, eventually he'll blame you for all his problems too. * D

Forever I'll Stay
Forever (I'll Stay) By Me So many dreams I shared I opened my heart for you Praying that you'd still care For what you saw You loved me Afraid of what we'd become I bared my soul for you Hoping we wouldn't come undone Days and years were passing by I wondered what they'd bring Love or pain Sunshine or rain Holding on waiting for tomorrow No matter what the end I'll stay So much time has gone by I've given you my all Never afraid I'm gonna cry Together we still stand I love you Knowing you will catch me I let myself fall again Eyes open, you're all I see Days and years were passing by I wondered what they'd bring Love or pain Sunshine or rain Holding on waiting for tomorrow No matter what the end I'll stay Days and years are passing by I'm wondering what they'll bring Love or pain Sunshine or rain September 5th, 2005

Pay Rise
He pulled into the station car park, just like he had done several times before. It was quiet, dark and the evenings rain limited visibility. He didn’t plan to stay long, just drop his PA off and then drive home. “Well I’ll see you tomorrow, bright and early” Mark said, smiling at his 18 year old PA. They had been on yet another conference and he was looking forward to getting home. “Thanks for your hard work today, tell me, how are you finding the job?” “Urrmm” she said hesitantly “I’ve been meaning to talk to you about this for some time now, I feel my pay doesn’t reflect my work.” She looked awkward at saying such a thing, he was her boss and she was a reasonably shy girl. “I appreciate that but you have to understand that if I pay you more, I’ll have to justify it to my boss – and unless you can prove to me how…dedicated you are, then I guess my hands are tied.” With that he undid his seat belt and reclined his chair. He began to unbutton his pants and before long had

Pre Valentine's Day
I really don't know why I am posting at 7 something in the morning probably cos IM bored waiting for everyone wake up. I noticed valentines day is like 3 days away. I need to buy my valentines that present. My friend. ...I want a Valentine to buy me something though. *frown* It's okay though, all my friends will make Valentines day alot better. Love ya much izzy P.S. Happy valentines day to everyone on my family list and friends's list.

Be My Valentine What Does That Mean?
Be my Valentine: What does that mean? Each of us must walk through life alone, More deeply desolate than we have known, Yearning for a truth we've never seen. Valentines are from beyond that dream, Are like a sunrise on a world of stone. Little on this journey can we own Except as miracles might intervene. No way but through loving might we give The freedom of our being to another. In such a sacrifice we hope to live No longer bound by dreams of flesh and bone, Even as we bind our lives together.

Is There A Chance
Every now and then we ask ourselves if there is even a possibility of things going right or finding love. Yes, occationally they are connected but not always. I am constantly at that point. Is there anyone out there for me? Will my life ever go in the direction I want it to?

Wacky Indy Weather
Its kinda snowy outside today. My oldest is home from school due to closings, luckily this is my day off so I didnt have to send her to the sitter. Am getting pretty tired of the rating seekers here. I appherently misunderstood that this place was about community. It seems that most use this site for external validation and nothing more with monikers like "sexykitten3", "hot4you","bigpackagedman". I mean come on, what the hell. Is that really nescessary. I mean, It would be funny IF SO MANY DAMN PEOPLE WERE NOT DOING IT. Are we that wrapped up in our own hormones to not be able to be friends with others? Granted, I like it when I get it, but I usually try to keep a level head and bring levity to the mix. Lets be original, be confident with yourself, cause no matter how you look, you are all beautiful. Lets just have some fun and be a community.

Weather Or Not... (a Little Whiny)
I don't want to be here right now. I love where I live, but this weather SUCKS! We've already got snow coming out our ears and now we're getting slammed again. I don't even mind the cold, it's just the snow I hate. I want to be somewhere with no snow. I know where I want to be. If I have to stay here, then I'd like someone to be here too, even if it's just for a little while. *sigh*

Who Are You
You came to me in a dream I mearly brushed you off as an obscure scene Rejection would not sit well within your soul This I Quickly found out as I began to fold I am being tormented by your presence Every minute, every hour every day every dream Please let me rest in silence You are a blood spatterd goddes of war I have never wanted you more You have raped me of my sanity And you would not leave me be You are a heavnly ghost Sent to incarcerate the demon in my soul You are a being of magnificent beuty And it is only you that my heart sees But now when I see the magnificent beuty you possess I am without words or even breath What have you done to me oh vibrant beuty Why must I suffer like this Please grant me this one wish I beg of you to release me of your spell Or tell me you'll keep me forever with your forbidden kiss

Ok So I Messed Up
I had a good friend and I was having a really bad bad day yesturday and I said some things I shouldn't of which ya I know I can do that alot... It was just a bad day and something set me off.. I over-reacted and now I have lost my friend...Life sucks cause I got on cherry tap cause he was fun to talk to I miss that... and now I'm blocked from his list and can't talk to him it sucks... But guess that is what life is about you lose things you care about when you let things get to you

~~this Is For The Ladies~~
One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma " And they say blondes are du mb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." --------------------------- - ------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good

Innocent Gurl
Oh innocent girl, So free and full of life. What made you turn to tears, And the blade of your knife? Your tears, they are a poison. They are acid on your cheek. What turned you to this mess, That pain is all you seek? What happened to the laughter, And the weekends full of fun? That now your thoughts are filled, With bullets and a gun. What happened to your friends? Have you turned against them all? Turned to popping pills, In your bedroom down the hall. What brought you to disaster, And to give yourself away? To forget all your talents, And make you go astray. Did you do this to yourself? Was this path all your choice? Or was it another person, Someone else's voice? Are you really all that sad? And too lonely to go on? That your heart is filled with pain, And the map is already drawn? Is this really the end? Is it where you should be? Because I know how it is. Since this girl is really me.

Valintines Day
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You Are
You are my heart, my hope, my help, The passion that is me, The whole of which I am a part, My peace, my ecstasy. You are my future, present, past, My ship, my sail, my ocean, The wind that brings me home again, The home for every motion. You live within me, yet I am Without you all alone. With you I am full of light; Without you I am stone. Is this foolish? Yes, perhaps, But also it is true. I think of life as something I Can spend with only you. Ah, my love! Love longs for such Sweet celebrants as this! Love is a burden and a joy, Slavery and bliss. This day of love come love with me, Come sing with me my song. Come be my Valentine, and I Will love you my life long, my love, Will love you my life long.

Soo I Found Out What I Was Having...
and its a BOY!!!! I'm so excited and so is james. he is sooo cute..he was sucking on his little thumbs in the ultrasound..awwww I can't wait till he is finally here! i had a very good valentines day...James got me a HUGE bear, with 2 roses in its little paw and a Huge balloon. it was nice..I made him an angel food cake with strawberries and whip cream and I also made him dinner. and later we are going to celebrate more...rawr..haha...well I hope you all are doing good :) xox Jess

This Valentine Thing Is Overrated
Yea, Yea, I hear you, "You just say that cause you dont have one". Well you are damn well right. LOL. My ex came to pick up her Blazer and she showed me what she and her friends got for valentines day. I looked at her, then I looked at what she got. I knocked everything out of her hands and kicked her in the shins. Well, ok, maybe I didnt do that. You wanna know what I remember about today? The last guy I had to deal with at work had pissed all over himself and was drunk off his ass. Now dont take it the wrong way, i am far from upset. You are asking me why am i complaing then? I will tell you why, I am human. I want companionship, someone to watch movies with, someone to share my hyperactive moments with my down times. Thats just human nature. Would I be better off with somebody right now? thats another story. Anyways, I am wishing all those without valentines a Happy Valentines day and to tell them I am feelin' ya.

Just Hit The Play Button And Wacth My Life Fall Apart
#### There Suicide #### She was living a broken life She thought no one cared She always wanted to be alone All because of a love she once shared. He broke her heart he made her cry He told her lies All this made her want to die. She swore to the razor She would be its best friend She couldnt get her mind off him All this turned out bad in the end. He found her dead He read the note He couldnt believe it In it is what she wrote: "I loved you With all my heart But all you did Was tear me apart. Im sorry and i still love you I just wish you could have seen What you did to me Now Im dead and only fourteen.." He started to cry He wanted her to know He still loved her too So then he thought it was time for him to go The police found him Laying next to her cold and bloody with a note on the floor It read: "I loved you too with all my heart I didnt know I was tearing you apart.

How To Escape A Bad Date
This is actually from yesterday (Valentine's Day): Locate a usable window and attempt to open it. If you cannot open the window, find an implement you can use to break it. Strike the center of the glass with the implement. If the hand holding the implement will come within a foot of the window as you break it, wrap it with a jacket or sweater. Punch out any remaining shards of glass. Cover your fist with a jacket or sweater before removing glass. Make your escape. Do not worry about any minor nicks and cuts. Just run.

Instead Of Asking, Read This:
To further avoid inquisitions... wanna know what's in my I Miss You folder? Here's one of the pictures in there: Wanna know why I won't let anyone but family in? Because I don't want haters rating him anything lower than a 10.

Kings & Queens Ov Englang
Willie,willie,harry,steve, Harry,dick,john,harry three. Edward one,two,threedick two, Harry four,five,six then who? Edward four,five dick the bad. Harrys twin and ned the lad. Mary,lizzie,james the vain, Charly,charly,james again. William and mary,anne o gloria, Four georges,william and victoria. Edward seven,george five, Edward,george and liz (alive)....haha! ????

Bumper Stickers We Probably Missed Because We Were Driving So Fast...
Constipated People Don't Give A Shit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thank You For Pot Smoking. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Horn Broken... W

See The Truth
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He

Fact Or Fiction
Sex and rumors go together like milk and cookies — ridiculously well. And that's not necessarily a bad thing. Sex is one of those rare topics that we stay curious about no matter how much knowledge and experience we've already racked up. So when someone at a party lets it drop that sex can cure a headache or that oysters make you horny, eyebrows go up and the word gets around. The only problem is figuring out which gossip is true (sex can cure a headache by increasing circulation) and what's false (oysters, unless you count the placebo effect). To sort out fact from fiction, we asked sexuality experts to weigh in on some of the most common carnal rumors out there. Prepare to be surprised. Only a third of us hit the high note during intercourse. FACT Intercourse doesn't always stimulate the magic button for many women. And if your partner ejaculates quickly, you probably won't have enough time for an intercourse-based orgasm, says Irwin Goldstein, M.D., urologist and the editor-i

~~native American Wisdom~~
Subject: Fw: Indian Chief > > > > >An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial >pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. > >"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for >90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen >his progress, and the damage he's done." > >The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all >these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" > >The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then >calmly replied .... > >"When white man found the land, Indians were running it. > >No taxes, > >No debt, > >Plenty buffalo, > >Plenty beaver, > >Women did all the work, > >Medicine man free, > >Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, > >All night having sex." > >Then the chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb enough to >think he c

Friends
Friends There's nothing as nice as someone who shares, your laughter, your secrets, your wishes and cares, someone who's there through your good times and tears, who stays by your side as your friend through the years.

~~indian Wiseman Wisdom~~
> > > >An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial >pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. > >"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for >90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen >his progress, and the damage he's done." > >The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all >these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" > >The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then >calmly replied .... > >"When white man found the land, Indians were running it. > >No taxes, > >No debt, > >Plenty buffalo, > >Plenty beaver, > >Women did all the work, > >Medicine man free, > >Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, > >All night having sex." > >Then the chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb enough to >think he could improve system like that.

Just Blind
your eyes staring to nowhere takes you to the most wonderful places filled with dreams and I wonder how does it feel to look trough your eyes surrender to imagination no matter how I try just like that place isn't meant for me though I'm searching seems like it doesn't exist maybe I'm just drowned in reality maybe my imagination is bounded by truth maybe I'm just blind...

Still Here
STILL HERE DO YOU LOVE ME ANY MORE? DO YOU CONsIDER ME A BORE? DO YOU THINK that I DON’T KNOW YOU SOMETIME'S LOOK AT ME AS THOUGH I’M REPULSIVE. DON’T YOU KNOW JUST HOW FAR DEPRESSION CAN GO. THIS EATING DISORDER IS NOT THE KIND of WHICH MAY EASILY SPRING TO MIND BUT FOR NOW I’LL LET IT GO PROBABLY YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

Always Remember
Always remember to forget The things that made you sad But never forget to remember The things that made you glad. Always remember to forget The friends that proved untrue. But don't forget to remember Those that have stuck by you. Always remember to forget The troubles that have passed away. But never forget to remember The blessings that come each day.

No No No
No NO But HELL NO! I am not a whore. This is a public service announcement for the rest of you who have any desire to message me this bullshit! from: notricks date: 2007-02-16 14:09:45 subject: hey read receipt: Yes replied: No block user hey! Lookin hot! If you want to talk dirty and webcam sometime let me know! s_m_alexander69@hotmail.com Mike :)

Early Morning Pleasures
Laying in bed My head on your chest Snuggled up in your arms I feel you move Slowly moving Rolling me on my side Your arms wrap around me Your breath on my neck Fingertips tease my breasts The very touch of you Speeding my pulse Building my fire Roaming hands Part my thighs A moan escapes my lips Feeling you enter Taking me from behind So gentle and sweet Your hand moves up Massaging my breast Dancing with my nipple I arch my back Allowing you deeper Seperating my thighs further You speed your pace Thrusting inside me Our juices lubricating Muscles from inside Gripping your hardness Fingernails against your thigh Pleasure escapes from lips Moaning with delight Bodies moving as one Bringing each other close Swirling in passion Pleasing each other Climaxing Both Together In perfect harmony Holding each other With a gentle kiss Falling back to sleep

Good Evening
Hello everyone. I hope everyone have a good evening than mine. I got beat up tonight but don't worry I am not hurt.. my friends stop her to hit me cuz a friend of mine know if she keep going. I will put her to hospital so they stopped her.. yup I have bad night and anyone can cheer me up? lol :) i am alright tho :) message me or whatever.. t'care

``send Your Donations To Jessie Jackson~~
Subject: Jesse Jackson at Sears! > > > > The Reverend Jesse Jackson was holding a press conference in > > the appliance > > department of a Sears store in Chicago. > > > > He was there to protest > > the fact that all the washing machines were white. So the clerk called > > the > > store manager, who asked, "What's the problem here, Reverend?" > > Jesse > > pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that all of > > them > > were > > white. The manager replied, "Well, Reverend, it's true that all the > > washing machines are white, but if you'll open the lids, you'll see > > that > > all the agitators are black."

A Sister's Revenge
A sister's revenge Oh what sweet satisfaction would ensue to hear the sucking sound of a blade being pulled from his pain wracked body. Only then would he begin to have an inkling of the heartache she has experienced. Oh how the giggles would break free when he babbled and begged for his worthless soul as the life drained slowly from him. Only then would he understand the need for release she has known. Oh how entranced I would become at the sight of his oozing blood as it spread out around him. Only then would he regret every single tear that has fallen from her eyes. Oh how my smile would widen when his perfectly golden skin turned ashen and his eyes grew dull. Only then could he appreciate the many sleepless nights and nightmare riddled days she has survived. Oh how I would sigh when his last shuddered breath was taken. Only at that moment would he experience the desperate gasp for life she has been fighting for. Oh how my laugh would r

Things To Say When You're Stressed At Work!
Things To Say When You're Stressed at Work... 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!! 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?! 3. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 4. Well this day was a total waste of make-up. 5. Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine? 6. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 7. Do I look like a fucking people person? 8. This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting. 9. I started out with nothing still have most of it left. 10. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me. 11. YOU!!... off my fucking planet!!! 12. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble pack is cheap. You choose. 13. Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control. 14. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 15. And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....? 16. I'm not crazy. I've been

To All Of My Friends
I wanted to say thank you for all the friend adds and al lthe rating... I'm still new at this and my damn computer sucks so it takes me longer to get to everything.... Well have a great weekend... ttfn...LOL i'm such a dork...

The Way I Feel
All my life I have felt alone, and incomplete a since of not belonging. The need as well as yearning to escape that empty feeling, nevertheless utter detachment distant hardend with each passing moment. At other times through a fog of indifference the strangest notion of being encased in ice. Watching my family through a frozen wall; shuttering in coldness. I believe my mother did the best she could with me, although I feel I constantly disappoint her. Michelle Yvonne Morales www.poetry.com

Life's Trivial Pursuits
Let's just start by saying that the day started off horrible. I closed last night and had to be back to work at 8 this morning. Had to work with our store manager. Who by the way drove me insane and made me want to pull my hair out. So I go home at four and get on Myspace. A daily ritual. :) I was looking at a friends profile, whom I met when dating this guy Mike. They live at least four hours away. Anyways, I saw that Mike had a profile and went to it. Come to find out he is now engaged. Don't get me wrong, I am extremely happy for him but it was like a punch in the face to read that. He was my longest relationship and the guy I thought I was going to marry and have kids with. Seeing that information made the day feel soo much longer and depressing. Oh well I wish them the best.

Another New One...
Do NOT call Keep your distance Bite your tongue Uninvited in my space You will not crowd my breath of life or force your lack of self control upon this spirit in union with the mighty one... 2/18/07 James C Leveroni

Materbation
She stared in through the bedroom window at his naked body and the huge erection between his legs. It was long and hard as his hand stroked up and down in a slow rhythmic motion. He held a magazine in his other hand and was gazing at it intently. Probably thinking of having one of the sluts in the magazine sucking his cock or fucking him doggie style, she thought. She'd never seen such a big cock, and she'd never had she seen a man jack off before. She continued to stare...fixated on his cock as it became more swollen as he stroked faster. His balls were tight against his body and he was now stroking very fast. He laid the magazine down on the bed and she could see the beautiful woman whose picture he had been staring at...She had big full breasts and long blonde hair...her butt was in the air in one pose and she was standing in the other. He started to moan - and his stroking was furious now, up and down his hand went pulling the skin on his big dick and

Help Tlo Get 10,000 Comments
Go vote for TLO!!!! She's awesome :) If I get 10,000 comments in this contest, I get a free 7 day blast! Since it's happy hour, come earn double points while helping a friend out! Click on the picture and it will take you to the contest! Thanks you guys ROCK!!! Love ya bunches! (repost of original by '~¢¾Threat Level Orange¢¾~' on '2007-02-18 10:58:51') (repost of original by 'piercedmama' on '2007-02-18 11:01:58') (repost of original by '~♥Threat Level Orange♥~' on '2007-02-18 13:38:24')

Tonight Is The Night
Tonight Is The Night "What do you want from me?!" she whispered hoarsely, her voice quavering. "You KNOW what I want!" he answered, his body pressed up against her, his warm breath made the hair on the nape of her neck flutter. "I can't do that, and you know it ...." she was almost begging now - begging him to back down. But he was not going to be denied - not this time. He knew she was ready, she was just afraid, and a little fear in this instance was a good thing. Makes the heart beat a little harder, the skin flush. He had been working her up to this point of submission for a long time - mostly by making her read erotic writings, watch videos, look through magazines. He had talked her through what he wanted. She knew the drill - - they had played lots of Dom/sub bedroom games - - but she had always managed to melt his heart just at the critical moment of pushing the envelope. He took her shoulders into his strong hands, nuzzling at the juncture of her neck and s

What Is Your Sexual Zodiac???
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Ready For The Ship?
well, kind of inviting ya all for a trip somewhere in the islands in the very middle of ocean, where i live, not very far from madagascar, and i can assure you that 30° is hot, hot ,hot.. This is one of my pictures i'm proud of,i'm within the shape of my island, Reunion island. a french island in the middle of indian ocean.

What Sign Is Your True Love?
Your True Love Is a Sagittarius Why you'll love a Sagittarius: Deep and philosophical, you'll love getting lost in hours of conversation with your Sag. Your Sagittarius is curious and adventurous enough to keep you interested... not an easy task! Why a Sagittarius will love you: You're passionate about a few important issues, a kind of depth that Sagittarius finds very attractive. You're outgoing, flexible, and up for almost anything. You and your Sag will have tons of adventures together. What Sign Is Your True Love?

It Was In A Bulletin By Andrea
reply by private message and repost.... 1. Fav chips> 2. Favorite sexual position> 3. Current hair color> 4. Shaved or puby> 5. eye color> 6. bra size> 7. Idol> 8. Hate people that think their shit don't stink? 9. Favorite genre> 10. Biggest disapointment artist> 11. Band to watch> 12. Giving oral or receiving?> 13. Chocolate or Vanilla?> 14. Pussies or cocks?> 15. Do you smoke?> 16. Do you swallow> 17. Like porn? 18.Current game your playing> 19. shoe size> 20. weidest place youve masturbated> 21. got kids> 22. how many> 23. You love your parents> 24. Best Friend> 25. Is your mate hot> 26. do they give you what you need> 27. if your married and got kids do you still fuck?> 28. What do you want to do> 29. Are you wet> 30. Anything to say>

02/19/07
Just to let everyone know I am sorry for not really being on today I am de-burring bolts for military tanks. I guess I am doing my part to support our troops. May they all be safe and my thoughts are with them

My Passion Color
Your Passion is Brown You are both a sensitive and sensual lover. Warm and deep, you are tuned into the needs of your lover. Verbal foreplay is crucial to you. Words can make or break your mood. For you, sex is a 24 hour a day thing - you can't separate it from love. What Color Is Your Passion?

My Favorite Song Of Theweek
Avril Lavigne- Keep Holding ON You're not alone Together we stand I'll be by your side You know I'll take your hand When it gets cold And it feels like the end There's no place to go You know I won't give in no I won't give in Keep holdin' on Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through Just, stay strong Cause you know I'm here for you I'm here for you There's nothing you can say (repeat) Nothing you can do there's no other way when it comes to the truth So, keep holding on Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through So far away I wish you were here Before it's too late This could all disappear Before the doors close And it comes to an end With you by my side I will fight and defend ah ah I'll fight and defend, yeah, yeah Keep holdin' on Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through Just, stay strong Cause you know I'm here for you I'm here for you [ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ] Th

Joke #2
Jack was enthusiastic over the new girl he had found at the neighborhood massage parlor. "You like three-way broads," he told his friend. "Well, this one knows four ways." " What's the fourth way?" asked his friend. "She lets you go down on her."

~~nothing Ever Happens~~
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?" The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?" "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a

Music/lyrics 8
Temptation [Heaven 17 cover] I've never been closer I've tried to understand That certain feeling Carved by another's hand But it's too late to hesitate We can't keep on living like this Leave no track Don't look back All I desire Temptation Keep climbing higher and higher Temptation Adorable creatures Temptation With unacceptable features Temptation Trouble is coming Temptation It's just the high cost of loving Temptation You can take it or leave it Temptation But you'd better believe it You've got to make me an offer That cannot be ignored So let's head for home now Everything I have is yours Step by step and day by day Every second counts I can't break away Leave no trace Hide your face All I desire Temptation Keep climbing higher and higher Temptation You can take it or leave it Temptation But you'd better believe it Step by step Day by day Every second counts I can't break away Keep us from temptation [x3] Lead us not

Breaking Into Your House
I got this in an email and wanted to share.... A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters: * You are Required to let me stay in yo

Best Explanation I've Heard
This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen. It's an explanation other people will understand. A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things." The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. The ba

Great Bands
I met these two guys that are in bands one is love sex and death the other epicourse.They play great music.Dont take my word for it go by there page and listen for yourself. Love,Sex,&Death Love Sex n Death@ CherryTAP Epicourse !Epicourse!@ CherryTAP

Yet Again
1.Where were you 4 hours ago? >>>>> bed, catching some sleep 2. Who will be your next kiss? >>>>> oh god! My true north please? But to kiss Adrienne brody would be soo nice! 3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? >>>>> YES! My sister’s bag! 4. When is the last time you went to the mall? >>>>> just this afternoon! 5. Are you wearing socks right now? >>>>> nah 6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? >>>>> no….maybe 6-7 days ago 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? >>>>> water 8. What are you wearing right now? >>>>> orange shirt and my pajamas 9. What was your last purchase? >>>>> hmm, coke 10. Last food you ate? >>>>> oreo cookie 11. Who was the last person that texted you? >>>>>my student 12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? >>>>> no..hell, it’s been a long time.. 13. Do you have a pet? >>>>> a dog named cookie 14. What's the last sporting event you watched? >>>>> basketball ga

Ok A Blog On The Men In My Life Pt 2
Ok thought Number two for today, well today and yesterday was my son's father. I am trying to figure out why of all men did I get pregnant from him. The story about Mr. Dad I met via the Internet in 1999. Yes I was hot on the Internet and was looking for all the wrong things. Well he either answered an ad that I had posted or I answered his. We met and he told me he was well hung and that I just had to try him out. and I am ok yeah right I have heard that so many times before. well he didn't lie. If I could have run I would have. But I stepped up to the plate and did my thang. Now I didn't see him anymore after this encounter because I was like there is know way Baby Gurl can handle this every night or every other night. well low an behold who e-mails me an month later say that they wanted to hook up but him. I told him know that I couldn't handle it and he needed to find someone else. He told me I should have told him about the pain and he could have done a better job.

I Am A Scorpio, The Sex Addict. What Are You?
: TAURUS The Tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. .:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. .: SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. A

Rate My Music Guys. It Means Alot To Me
Hi good people. Hope that this little note finds u all in good health. I would like to ask a favour on your opinion with regards to my music.So please Ladies and Gents, kindly do me the honour of giving your votes and views on them.It means alot to me as one of my songs will be chosen for the MTV awards. So far NO PROMISES is on top. I would appreciate your comments.Every vote of yours puts my music higher. My music will have a list of songs which u can go through one by one. It starts off with NO PROMISES. I thank you all in advance and hope to hear from you. Have a good day Delta

Poems
Blood Thirst Your vein runs blue and bright It beats and pulsates Often waking me up at night. I can hear your heart So Alive and True I grab on ever so tight I am craving for something new. Having to quench a thirst Which runs so passionately deep Always searching and hunting Unable to sleep. I try to resist temptation Holding on to my morals tight Quenching my thirst And Drinking myself into the longest of nights. Looking out upon th view I leave behind An image so horrifying I vanish it into the back of my mind.

% Virgin
Here's the deal...Start with 100% and minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% virgin. 1. Smoked. 2. Drank alcohol. 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk. 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. 8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. 9. been verbally or sexually harrased. 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 15. Been to homecoming. 16. Cried at school. 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 18. Went streaking. 19. Given or received a lap dance 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 23. Kissed a stranger. 24. Hugged a stranger 25. Went scuba diving. 26. Driven a car. 27. Gotten an x-ray.

My Worst Fear
I hate it when people who always shove it in ur face everytime they make an achievement or when they get hit on!! Its as if they have to make everyone feel beneath them to make them feel better about themselves. But on the other hand I sit here like a loser in my room as usual. Sometimes it seems like guys never look at me and that I'm just stupid and I'm doomed to failure.

#49 Really Pointless Questions, But Hell Im Bored...lol
49 Stupid questions I kinda stole this from my friends page!!! hope you dont mind but it is funny!!!!!! 01. NICKNAME? Honestly i dont think i have one.... really 02. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?... hmm i wonder if im named after that stephen king movie"carrie" lol... 03. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I dont cry... im a big girl...lol 04. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? nope it sucks 05. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT...i guess corned beef 06. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?.... yep i do thats why im always tired.. 07. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? god no!!! i couldnt handle being in the same room with me..lol 08. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? ohh yes its a great way to vent...lol 09. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?....unfortunatly all the time and way to often..heh heh 10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?...yessss 11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? errr no!!! im a little afraid of heights. 12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? sugar crispssssss 13. DO YOU TAKE OFF Y

Who Else Wants To Spend Play Money?
I just wanted to let let you know that I'm hosting a fantasy stock market competition starting March 1st and running until March 31st. If you are interested, you can join up at http://simulator.investopedia.com/Join.aspx?ad=IG_PREVITE_1&G=50750&PW=springtime For more information you can view my blog post about this or just message me. -jeremy

Lots Of ???
1. Name one person who is on your mind right now... *** jonathan del mundo 2. Do you think your life has been good so far? *** as far as I know, yes…there are lots of probs but I get to shake it all off! 3. Where is the last place you went?: *** school 4. Who is the last person you called?: *** my bestfriend -- jhing 5. Who is the last person you texted?: *** mom 6. Who is the last person who called you?: *** mom 7. Who is the last person who texted you? *** bestfriend -- jhing 8. Other than yours where was the last house you slept at?: *** hmm, that was ages ago, I slept at jhing’s place 9. Do you already have plans for this weekend?: *** go to the beach or amusement park 10. Ever cheated on anyone? *** no 11. Been cheated on? *** yeah…unfortunately 12. Have you ever thought that you were in love?: *** yeah..just like NOW 16. Do you look like your mom or dad?: *** I look like mom… 17. Do you have siblings?: *** YES..2 younger

Pain
Pain Pain has never left my heart. I cry inside so no one will see my tears. Do I really want to find love again? So I can only cry somemore. Can my heart take that pain ne more? No I don't want to love ne one ne more. I don't want to open my heart to a man that will never see me no more then just a friend. Too many times have I been hurt. I'm done with love and looking for Mr Right. I dare ne man to try to change my mind and to break this wall that I have built around my heart.

Good Mood
You can't read this and stay in a bad mood ! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick 8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko.. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Meh
well another days is ending and all i want is some subway and a 40oz of mickeys why because it taste good and ive had a long day my life would be much easier if i had a never empting 40oz bottle of mickeys that stays cold of course first it started with the police waking us up at 230 am in the moring then it was the dog and then it was a gay friend of mine who i would throw that 40oz bottle at him for waking me up in the first place a 10 in the morning and the its was the bitch not the dog the girl that makes me want to hit my self in the head with that 40oz bottle until im unconscious i dont know what would you do if you didnt get a good nights sleep and you first woke up to some gay man bitching and then the wench next to you bitcing what would you do

Start Over Again
A man arrives home from work at the usual time of 5 p.m. His wife immediately begins yelling at him for no reason. After two hours of her complaining, he turns to her and says, “Honey, why don’t I go outside, pretend I just came home, and we can start over again.” “Fine,” she agrees. “That might help.” The husband goes outside, then comes back in and announces, “Honey, I’m home!” “Where the hell have you been?” she yells back. “It’s after seven!”

I Love You
day in and day out i sit here wondering how can this be getting harder when it really should be getting easier i never realized just how much you mean to me and I love you more then ever you totally stole my heart the day we met and still have it to this day so far you've been gentle and hopefully will continue each day I hope for a letter just saying your okay and you love me i know you cant write as much as i would like so the letters are more specail when they come i cant wait until you come home and i can have you in my arms baby i love you more then you will know you are my world my everything stay safe and come home soon

Don't Go Away Mad...just Go Away
My blood pressure is 145/100 I feel Icky People annoy me CherryTap Annoys me... Think imma go away for awhile We could sail away Or catch a freight train Or a rocketship into outer space Nothing left to do Too many things were said To ever make it feel Like yesterday did Seasons must change Separate paths/Separate ways If we blame it on anything Let's blame it on the rain I knew it all along I'd have to write this song Too young to fall in love Guess we knew it all along That's alright, that's okay We were walkin' through some youth Smilin' through some pain That's alright, that's okay Let's turn the page My friends called today Down from L.A. They were shooting pool all night Sleeping half the day They said I could crash If I could find my own way I told them you were leaving On a bus to go away That's alright, that's okay We were two kids in love Trying to find our way That's alright, that's okay Held our dreams in our hands Let

The Bible In 50 Words
The Bible in 50 Words God made Adam bit Noah arked Abraham split Joseph ruled Jacob fooled Bush talked Moses balked Pharaoh plagued People walked Sea divided Tablets guided Promise landed Saul freaked David peeked Prophets warned Jesus born God walked Love talked Anger crucified Hope died Love rose Spirit flamed Word spread God remained.

Will............
Will you love me when Im gone will you take comfort in our song Will you smile will you care Will I know the end is near Will I whisper I love you Will the sun refuse to shine Will the moon loose her magic glow Will time at last stand still Will there be nothing left to say Nixy

Stress!
A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on. " "As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden." "So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can p

Dropped Cellphone In Water
Hey, if anyone ever has this happen, all is not lost. I had come across this info somewhere else, and remembered it. IMMEDIATELY, grab the phone and shake it hard to remove any water and TURN IT OFF. Remove the battery, SIM card and Memory card(if u have one). DO NOT soak the phone in rubbing alcohol( as some sites say, to displace the water) Set the phone in front of a space heater or something else to blow warm air on it, for at least 24 hours, 48 is better. Don't get it so hot that u mess the phone up. I know it's hard to go without your phone, as we are all slaves to them these days, but if you power up the phone before all the water is dried, then you will probably short it out. I dropped my phone in a mop bucket the other day. I did exactly what I said, and my phone is ok. I'm a gadget nut, so I got a pretty advanced one with 2mp camera, internet, media player and all, and have been using it again now for a week, with no problems. The water damage sticker under the battery has b

Love Is A Feeling
LOVE IS A FEELING Love is just another feeling, just like happiness and sorrow. Love is just like a cold, its here today and gone tomorrow. Through all the tears and pain, through all the laughter and joy. Through all the sunshine and rain, youve put up with that boy. The one who says he loves you, the one you talk to on the phone. The one you gave yourself to, the one you call your very own. You desire him, you need him, you want him with you always. You cry with him, you sleep with him, you listen to what he says. He wants you, he needs you, he cant live without you. And then you find out he leads you--- On, just like a fool youve been played. Ill never again fall in love, then you forget those words youve said. Those feelings return from above, hes so cute and attractive and hes such a dear. And he thinks the same about you, he says the words you want to hear, And you say--- I love you too.

Great Sex!!!
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." Okay, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old times sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy but very good idea!" There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man

Thats Fucked Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTIONTO ALL AND EVERYONE Some of you think its a game while some of you are selfish and dont worry about anyone else but yourself!!! I am talking to you who apply and you knw who you are!!!! Thats right!!! If you find this offencive then I am talking to you!!! I am sick and tired of all this stupid bullshit and feel very strongly that if you dont care to talk to me or listen to the station and just have me on the list as a fan, then I got one thing to say!!!! I mean this and I will start deleteing those that I dont get replys from and or dont talk to me!!!GET THEFUCKOFF MY LISTTHANX AND HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!SEE WHY IM PIST OFFCHECK THE WEBSITELOWER PART OF PAGEWERES THE LOVE?