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Dark Funeral's An Apprentice Of Satan
[Music by Lord Ahriman. Lyrics by Emperor Magus Caligula] A darkened place beyond the eternal death, Hung many victims chained lifeless. Stolen of all their dignity. The dried blood on her pale skin, Witness her beliefs. She's an apprentice of Satan. The wind is blowing strong from the north. While the demons force their way through the flames, To grant her with their wisdom wide. Inside the circle she feels safe. She can feel the power grow. She's an apprentice of Satan. A sigh echoes through the woods. Like a winter storm it spread through the maze. When she's finally embraced by the darkness. That she has finally welcomed into her:life!!! The wind, cold as the full moon high in the darkened sky. Carries a weak fragrance of blood. She can hear the demons call out her name. Whispers in the shadows, evil forces everywhere. The wind is blowing strong in the north. While the demons force their way through the flames, To grant her with eternal life. She's th
Do Not Judge Me...
IMspidey/M.M. Copyright © 2006
Class Lyrics
Stop the world! Livin' life in the fast lane, no time to feel any pain The way you were brought up, left you so stuck up Now all you are is just one big fuck up The liars, the beggers, the pushers, the thieves Never givewhat you really need And it's only now that you just find out All they wanna do is make you bleed Where'd it all go? What's it all mean? How'd I end up here so far inbetween Where am I going? Where have I been? What is the circumstance I'm living in? You drive yourself nuts trying to figure this out Finding the answer to what life's about But the more that you ask, the less that you see We're a part of this one giant hipocracy (start PRE-CHORUS) And the piper blows And the audience grows Fall to their knees They worship greed And the TV plays It's Simon says Can I make this clear? Get me the fuck out of here! (end PRE-CHORUS) (start CHORUS) Stop the world! I wanna get off! I can't take this bullshit! It stinks so bad, it's making me co
Happy Samhain!
I got this as a comment today and I just love it! I wanted to share it with you all. I know that some time we don't have the time to look at our friends comments. Thank you all for the friendship and I hope that you all have a great New Year... Blessed Be My Wiccan/Pagan Brothers and Sisters... Thanks for thae awsome post *Sedah Nevaeh* Here's her link stop by and show her some love... *Sedah Nevaeh*~Wiccan/Pagan Family~@ CherryTAP
The Hillbilly Hunter Omg Lmfao
A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden that didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed it's butt, and said, "This duck an't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed it's butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed it's butt, and sai
Kissing Purity Test
Your Kissing Purity Score: 40% Pure You're not one to kiss and tell... But word is, you kiss pretty well.Kissing Purity Test
Wild Dpp Dream At Beach
Wild DPP Dream at Beach by buffbody © I'm alone and naked on the beach of a desert island far, far away from civilization. The sky is clear and I'm feeling the sun on my skin while lying on the hot sand. I close my eyes and soak in the sun's rays for a few minutes. The thought of myself alone on the island begins to arouse me. I feel my pussy tingle. With my left hand, I cup my left tit and stroke its hard nipple. With my right hand, I push two fingers in my pussy and fondle my g-spot. The heat from the sun, the heat from the sand and the heat between my thighs gets me more arouse as I play with myself until my pussy explodes and squirts my juices on the sand. Feeling enough of the hot sun, I ran to the ocean waters and dive in. Submerged in the ocean, I feel the surrounding waters cool the heat from my body, refreshing me. I swim around some more until I swim back to the beach. As I walk along the beach, letting the sun dry me, I'm surprised to see a naked man about twen
I Don't See A Point Any More
I don't see a point any more. I am retarded. I am probably gonna keep doing what I do. If some one were to come alone and offer me a change I would probably take advantage of it. If I have to think of it myself chances are I wont.
Cant Wait.........
You know i can't wait for your lies to be told and i just can't wait for your truths to unfold, No i can't wait for your sweet little feet to walk upon me like i'm a dog in the street, I just cant wait for the feel of your touch or the knife in the back when i had jst enough. You say you love me but i have been told this before by every single woman and whore. I just cant wait to meet you for real so as many times before my heart you can steel. I just cant wait to see if this is fate or just another time that my heart will ache.
Read At Own Risk
Don't come to me asking to be honest with u and want me to candy coat shit. I'm not that way..theres a reason i tell everyone i become friends with i have lack of tact and i tend to be blunt and honest! There is a reason i warn u and its for ur own damn good! So for y'all who don't listen to when i try to warn u don't be blaming and hating on me. For those who know me well i don't do drama and cant stand its not me!! And to those who's feel bads I've hurt by being me and who i have always been I'm not sorry nor have no reason to be.. not my fault ur trying to be something/someone ur not. Cause a true friend tells u the things u don't want to hear, like the TRUTH that hurts u the most and is still there to say it be OK well get threw this or I'm here no matter what. Its like i tell someone frequently "U made the bed u have to lay in it " Always remember darlins..Playing with fire u will get burned Not my fault u don't know how to avoid the drama in which u create on ur own d
Chocolate... And Men
I am here to speak for the silent majority.. those women who like myself, on a daily basis, stand on a very fine line between wishing we were rail thin little model-types who whine and complain that they cannot POSSIBLY eat a candy bar because they will gain weight... and fighting the urge to tie those broads down.. and force feed them chocolate so they will look less like some halloween prop warehouse reject, and more like human beings.... Nothing irritates me more than seeing Tiny little waifs who are so obviously STARVING themselves, to the point of risking becoming the "INCREDIBLE SKELETAL FEMALES" sorority, ordering a salad and ice water at a restaurant !! I swear I just wanna grab them by the throats and scream at them: "EAT for the love of Christ - EAT!" But while we are on the subject of food.. there are so many risks associated with food these days.. Look at the media... Can't eat Beef, could catch Mad cow disease.... Can't eat chicken . Damned bird flu
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
Gone Without A Trace / All Too Real
She came to me in a intimate dream I`d almost swear I could feel her cream I open my eyes to discover she`s not there, (who?) my dream lover I close my eyes to return to my dream like state and again I can feel her sweat, her moisture, her motion, & weight I open my eyes & ask myself what am I tripping on, slipping on, Pondering, "WTF is going on!?" I close my eyes & she`s with me again Riding me, committing carnal type sin We share a sh*t eating grin Me and my dream twin She begins to move too fast I grab her *bleep* and tell her, "Gently baby let`s make this last!" As she comes for the umpteenth time, letting out a sexy moan She whispers, "I want you for my own" It feels so good almost as if we`re one in the same I want to know as well as speak her name as I tear it out the frame She interrupts me as I begin to ask her name, saying she`s tired of riding stack She asks that I bend her over and hit it from the back In to what we were doing I had to comply (besides I
Never Ending...
Love is something one is never to neglect, in all it's forms, Love is ALWAYS worthy of honor & respect, some have difficulty with this sentiment which myself & others have tried to project and they will always fall short of true love, being nothing more than cynically suspect. Love is not just a gift but often a surprise of which many often speak & most readily seek, yet they are blind to it even when it's right in front of their eyes when it comes to matters of the heart there are those that wear a false guise and those are the very people who fall short from true happiness after countless tries, doomed to wonder why they are fated to be without TRUE Love as tears stream as freely as the mouth of a habitual liar spews lies. Love can't be won nor bought, Love is like a web in which one has been caught Love is like opportunity, when it comes knocking, if you're not there to answer it will leave without a second thought. Apart of it's mystery, is it has the ability to bring
Fed Up!!!
I am just having one of those days!!! I just want to scream as loud and as long as I can. I wan't to crawl in to a dark space and hide from all reality! Do you ever just feel like you have just lost every ounce of control that you had on you life, on your family, on your finances??? OMG!!! I hate feeling like this and I am just so far into this funk that I don't know how to get out. I am just tired of all the things that are supposed to happen never happening. The things that are never supposed to happen end up on my front porch... My kids are just not in the listening mood these days and I feel lost. I have not that much support. It is just my husband my kids and I. I have one close friend and I have some "aquaintances" You know that group of people that only call when they want something. All our family that is worth something is either in another state or too old to help with things. Lately I feel like I am running up a down esculator that is set on high speed. I can probably keep
Mensa Invitational
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2005 winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
Take The Hell Out Of Aol
So, I signed into AOL this morning as I always do. Much to my surprise it said " Welcome to FREE AOL" Free I said? Say it isnt so!! I was a little sceptical wondering what the heck i was gonna get for free. I WAS paying $10.95 for my AOL service. I have high speed internet so they only charged me the $10. Now, because of that high speed connection, I now get all the features I had before for FREE!!! I am actually rather impressed with this new free option that AOL has offered and I thought I would pass it along. AOL isn't really as bad as I once thought. Time to give them another chance.
Gun Quiz 1
You scored as Combat Shotgun. The Combat shotgun is mostly a sidearm. There are many different Combat Shotguns like the M500, Remington 870, SPAS-12, Benelli M3, ect. The shotgun ussually holds up to 4 to 9 shotgun shells. The shotgun is very reliable and powerful and close range but lacks firepower at longer range. Double Ott Buck is very powerful you know. The Combat Shotgun either comes in Pump-Action or Semi-Automatic or both.Combat Shotgun100%PSG-169%M4 Assault Rifle69%M24 Sniper Rifle66%Grenade Launcher66%M249 SAW38%Ak-4731%Mac 11 Uzi0%What Gun would you Be?created with
Why is it things are happening the way they are NOW? Like for example I got a call from my ex Joey saying he loves me and wants to try things again, he will buy me a plane ticket for the weekend. He was chillin with his friend I was listening as he told him that if there was one chick he wanted to marry it would be me. He kept telling me how he wants me there so I can see how much he's changed. How he doesn't want to be sleeping around for the rest of his life and after he found out I got laid he got jealous and said he then realized what he really wants. Our song is Prom Queen by ICP, I guess from what he said over the phone. He is one of those loves you just can't forget about and never want to let go. He went to bed now but I'm still awake still thinking about this whole thing. Then adding to this my ex-fiancee Jesse got ahold of me telling me how much he misses me and loves me. Wants to me move up there to be with him but yet unlike Joey...Jesse has hurt me and lied to me so mu
I Just Got Called
I jsut got called an Ass Face for trying to send myself a shout. I also tried to send myself a private message, I didn't wana forget something and couldn't think of any where to write it down. And great now I forget cause I just got called an Ass Face.
Baby's First Exam
Subject: FW: Baby's First Exam >> >> >>>> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, >> waiting >> >>>> for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam >> >>>> >> >>>>The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and >> being >> >> >>>>a little concerned, asked if the >> >>>> baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. >> >>>> >> >>>> "Breast-fed" she replied. >> >>>> >> >>>>"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. >> >>>>She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and >> rubbed >> >>>>both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning >> to her >> >> >>>>to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. >> You >> >>>>don't have any milk." >> >>>> >> >>>> "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." >> >>>
for those of you who serve...getting your next duty orders can be exciting..i just got mine...going to EUCOM in Germany...woohoo....can't wait...anyone have any thoughts..drop me a line...have a great day!!!
Am I Stupid?
I can't believe.. I fell for it again. I am so FUCKING stupid.. All they are... are words. Meaningless words. They're just words. They don't have meaning... so why does it hurt now? I hate.. everything. Why did you do this? I hope one day you'll realize how much you really lost. I hope one day... you'll realize how much you hurt me, but you don't want to hurt anyone, right? Too late.
The Value Of 'time'
To realize the value of a sister Ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years: Ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize the value of one-second: Ask a person who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friendor family member just lose one! The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
Valentines Day Treat
Valentines Day treat Silently he entered her room. Asleep sprawled out, with only her collar on Brandy did not awaken. He stood at the foot of her bed and studied the curves of her milky white skin, etching them into his mind to savor later. Her thick auburn curls, draped over her shoulders, resting in the small of her back, accentuated her round firm ass. Like two mounds in the desert waiting to be climbed, he couldn't wait to conquer them. Placing a single red rose on her nightstand, he took the first wrist restraint and placed it around her delicate little wrist. She didn't stir nor even flinch. Lifting her lusciously long leg and sliding it to the edge of the bed, he attached an ankle restraint and moved to the other side. Brandy began to stir, as the final restraint was being placed upon her right wrist, but laid there still as she knew her Master loved to wake his slave this way for special treats. His hands began at her ankles, caressing her flesh,
Her Masters Cabin.. Part 2 (18+)
Her Masters Cabin part 2. "Yes Sir, i understand", the tears continued to flow from behind the blindfold onto her cheeks Her body was shaking, not only from the cold water that was pelting her exposed flesh but also from the gift that threatened to break free. The tears were still flowing, down her cheeks from beneath the blindfold; as he turned the waters force up a bit more. With that, Celeste let out a scream that echoed throughout the cabin. Oh, how that pleased him to hear her scream, as she struggled to hold the gift as ordered. As her body shook like a marionette, whom puppeteer had drank three cups of coffee and took a handful of speed. Keeping up the pace, he manipulated the waters flow, directing it back and forth, from her burning clit, to her tight red button. Her marionettes dance changed to jerking motions, as a deep growl came from deep inside her body. Roaring out of her, just before her pleading screams, Pleeease Master oh pleeeease. No was his only
Heaven Forgot To Cry - Excerpt From "in Other Words"
Heaven Forgot To Cry So many years have passed since you had to go away. But it was just a moment ago, it seems I heard them say. Your little sister is gone now, nothing left to do. And there I stood in disbelief, though what they said was true. Numbness over came me, everything moved so slow. Deaf ears didn’t hear them, when they said you need to go. I felt then a changing, a stone placed deep inside. My heart was dying in me, couldn't stop it if I tried. I never should have let them, should have been by your side. Not even getting to see you, not getting to be by your graveside. I wonder if you know baby sister, wonder if you feel. Knowing big brothers hurting, guess he always will. Did you know I lost it, crying like a child. Tears that came in floods, nothing even mild. Did you know I blame me, I failed you and I know. It was my fault they found the blood, leading through the snow. Big brothers are not perfect, we often make mistakes. For mine a tho
Ass Kicking
HOW TO SAVE YOUR ASS IF YOU PLAN TO VISIT WISCONSIN THIS SUMMER ISSUED BY THE WISCONSIN BUREAU OF TOURISM TO ALL VISITORS: 1) Don't order Filet Mignon or Pasta Primavera at Al's Lodge. It's a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you upset the ladies in the kitchen, they'll kick your ass. 2) Don't laugh at the names of our little towns (Sheboygan, Menomonee, Nekoosa, Prairie du Chien, etc.) or we will just have to kick your ass. 3) Don't order a bottle or a can of pop here. Here it's called "soda." Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking. 4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you are. We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hicks or we'll kick your ass. 5) We have plenty of business sense. You have to to make a living here. Naturally, we do sometimes have small lapses in judgment from time to time, but we are not dumb enough to let someone move
Lizard King...
IMspidey/M.M. 11/06 Copyright © 2006
That Is Right!
Greed:High  Gluttony:Medium  Wrath:Medium  Sloth:High  Envy:Low
Can You Read This????
O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!
The Explaination Of Life
One day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So, God agreed. On the next day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed. On the next day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life. You want me to live for sixty years, how about twenty and I'll give
Beside The Fire...
IMspidey/M.M. 11/06 Copyright © 2006
Behind Her Mask...
IMspidey/M.M. 11/06 Copyright © 2006
Silverchair Shade
Comments Made In The Year 1955
Comments made in the year 1955: "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20." "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one." "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous." "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?" "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store." "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage." "Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls." "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'da
U Gotta
Okay u all gotta come and help me in the cutest couple contest! Me and my hunnys in it so u gotta come vote f me PPLLLEEEEASEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Just click on the link below~! TY
Hey Everyone...
Just wanted to let you know I have new quizzes in my stashes.. Go take a few and see what results you come up with...I loved
There is something dead in this bathroom. I'm a-scared.
This Might Happen To Us All
THIS MIGHT HAPPEN TO US ALL. > > RECENTLY, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A. A . A . D . D . - Age Activated > Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: > > I decided to water my garden. > > As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and decided > my car needs washing. > > As I started toward the garage, I noticed that there is mail on the porch > table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. > > I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. > > I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can > under the table, and notice that the can is full. > > So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage > first. > > But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out > the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. > > I take my check book off the table, and s
Am I An Angel?
OK yall please show me some love!!! Comment me as much as you want!!Rate me love me! Im an Angel by Birth as it is my name so ....I should be one of Felonys Angels..Dontcha think? Angels contest is on... No holds barred no rules drop it like a motherfucker and lets do this bitchin. Show these kick ass girls some lovin or get the fuck off my page....simple!
Lineman are a crazy bunch, What others call pussy we call LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Losing High Spped
Well y'all...somehow the cable bill hadn't gotten paid in full for 2 months so it looks like I will be losing our highspeed internet connction and going back to using GAYol (AOL). This means I might not be on as much and when I am, I may have a few problems here and there with staying on. But please know that everything is okay. I know some of you will worry about me and Emma and my health if you don't see me or hear from me for a few days at a time but I am fine. Much love to everyone and don't forget this lil angel ;P XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO :) Erin
Quotes Of The Day For 11/10 - Strength
"When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid." Audre Lorde "Nothing is so strong as gentleness. Nothing is so gentle as real strength." Frances De Sales "If your heart acquires strength, you will be able to remove blemishes from others without thinking evil of them." Gandhi
Cant Wait Till September 30th
I am getting married on september 30 of 2007, I have so much to do. I need a lil help, first marrage and not real sure on what to do first. I mean I have my maid of Honor and bridess maids, and I know where and what kind of dress I want and we have the DJ for the reseption and the minister, but I have no clue what to do for the food and drinks and........ I'm going a lil bonkers
Pain Lyrics
THREE DAYS GRACE LYRICS "Pain" Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing
Points To Next Level
Doggie Style
Two buddies were sharing drinks in Murphy's bar while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever...well, you know...does she...well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two. "Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?" "Well, not exactly. Whenever I make a move, she's most likely to roll over and play dead."
My Blessed Homicide
The skies are black and the ocean is red Sickening thoughts are filling my head A vision of me, myself, and I The embrace of a child about to cry The inner reflecting The toxins injecting The screeching noise, I pass out at the sound I feel so faint as I hit the ground Everywhere I bleed and I'm bathing in it all Each time I inhale my strength begins to fall It's hard to breathe the air when my mouth is stapled shut It's hard to feel my skin when my nerves are punctured by deep cuts All my senses are gone away from me I'm deaf and I'm dumb and through my eyes all I can see Is red in every corner blotched inside my mind Cruel words of profanity etched into my timeline How much longer do I have to wash away my sins? When do I awaken and the afterlife begins? Like the Virgin Mary I am all but to believe You wonder is she real or to my eyes am I deceived? My life story prolonged, but all the hate and blood Has been crocheted into a quilt colored of rose bud Like glass
Neve Pics
yo i got new alot of new pics i need ya all to go rate them and comment them and i will do the same to who ever does mine one love thugangel
I Thought This Was Cool
How many things do you do, and how many things do you not do, just because you're worried about what other people would think? Other people's opinions of you, and your opinions of them, cause a great amount of completely unnecessary negative thinking. Not to mention a lot of silly activity. Of course you would like to make a good impression on people. So you do your best to be polite, honest and respectful. Beyond that it's useless to concern yourself with what others think of you, because they will probably think it in spite of anything you do. And what does it matter anyway? Refuse to be imprisoned by the opinions of others. After all, what harm can someone's opinion do to you? What power does it have over you? Only the power that you give to it. Decide to live with the freedom of your own thoughts. Be confident of your own value and worth, and that you're doing the right thing. When you believe in yourself and in what you're doing, it won't matter what other people think. And
Creed Of Shadows
Believe in thy own self as we are children of this earth. Remain strong as we are one with all nature and spirit. Retain thy rites of worship and keep always our secrets private. Sanctify thy body for it is the one true temple where dwells divinity. Keep sacred always your altar within and hidden in the wilds. Love whom you will consensually in total honesty without guilt. As sisters and brothers, always regard each other as equals. Love and protect all loved ones even at the sacrifice of your own life. Be you rogue, be you of coven, remain forever loyal with your kind. For together we are many as apart we are of one mind and soul. For as the ashes of our ancestors had risen during our burning time of persecution. So shall our presence of knowing forever burn wild within the nurturing embrace of our continuance. ® Witches Of Lore 9/6/1996
Shows U Love As A Kid From The 1980s And 90s 6
Alyssa Lies - Jason Michael Carroll
My little girl met a new friend, just the other day, on the playground at school between the tires and the swings But she came home with tear-filled eyes, and she said to me "Daddy, Alyssa lies" Well I just brushed it off at first, 'cause I didn't know how much my little girl had been hurt or the things she had seen. I wasn't ready when I said "You can tell me" and she said... "Alyssa lies to the classroom, Alyssa lies everyday at school, Alyssa lies to the teachers as she tries to cover every bruise" My little girl laid her head down that night to go to sleep. As I stepped out the room, I heard her say a prayer so soft and sweet "God bless my mom and my Dad and my new friend, Alyssa *oh*I know she needs you bad Because Alyssa lies to the classroom, Alyssa lies everyday at school, Alyssa lies to the teachers as she tries to cover every bruise" I had the worst night of sleep in years as I tried to think of a way to calm h
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I Miss My Daughters
Possessed of a spirit in the middle of the night That forces me to ponder and sit and write Of things that do own my heart and mind Of thing beyond me that are hard to find Maybe I think way too much about life Get lost in the substance hardship and strife Maybe it is a distance that does call Maybe I get lost in the sum of it all To rest and let go would be a sweet dream For so much of life is heart break extreme Longing for innocents touch and sweet smile Longing to close sweet distance of miles For the heart beats and longs for those it lost And would pay any price no matter the cost To hold and feel the love yet again To feel the end of that dull pain To rest and know the world is right This is the dream that makes joy take flight Sweet nothings yet are the stuff of fantasy Sweet dreams held in hope by fools like me Sweet the knowledge that tomorrow is not set And only god knows and we may see yet Release in the joy of love to return I hold on to hope for it
Song Fo The Day 1 Candlebox - Far Behind
Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you bad But I did it anyway And then maybe Some would say your life was sad But you lived it anyway And so maybe Your friends they stand around they watch you crumble As you falter to the ground And then someday Your friends they stand beside as you were flying Oh you were flying oh so high But them someday people look at you for what they call their own They watch you suffer Yeah they hear you calling home But then some day we could take our time To brush the leaves aside so you can reach us But you left me far behind Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad But I did it anyway Now maybe some would say you're left with what you had But you couldn't share the pain No, no, no Couldn't share the pain, they watch you suffer Now maybe I could have made my own mistakes But I live with what I've known And then maybe we might share in something great But won't you look at where we've grown Won't you look at where we've go
The Great Leveler
The Great Leveler Sexy, powerful, dominant Yet timid and easily Hurt Been at life’s crossroads many times Discovering my Dom side, powerful and mysterious Yet I still hurt Still a living thinking being Me at a nudist camp? Scared yet deeply intrigued Finally the moment of truth Entering before the perceived looks Yet Life is full of surprises Fat, Skinny, dark, light and amputee All of the camp goers Have body issues Something they fear will earn them contempt and disgust Nudity, the Great leveler Try it you’ll like it
More Home Remodel
Sorry I've been away!!! But I live in the money pit and everyday it demands that I feed it more green!!!! Almost ready for new cabinets!!!! Then new flooring!!! Will the madness ever end!!?????
Officially Lost High Speed For A Bit
Well it happened today officially..I lost my highspeed internet thru COX!!! (oh and Good Lord does that name fit I will be on AOL using dial up (EWWWWWW) for the next few days until my SBC gets hooked up so if you don't see me on here as often that is the reason. It takes 5 minutes for my page to load here using dial up. If you want to contact me, you can always IM me at my yahoo messenger address. For those of you that don't have it already it is: I hope to hear from everyone there until my highspeed is back up and running. Much love to everyone!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX :) Erin and baby Emma
Writing Part 2
So she slowly started to move from the counter, touching herself slowly on her jeans against the wall. As she watched the gentleman walking around the store she had already noticed his obvious buldge in his jeans. She kept thinking of how it would feel to be in her hand, to be touching her skin, feeling his throbbing cock as he entered her. The gentle man walked slowly up towards the counter. She slowly raises her one finger and tells him to come closer by flicking her finger at him. He jumps over the counter and grabs ahold of her feeling the heat come off of her neck close to his chest. He looks deep into her eyes while kissing her, he puts a hand around her neck and one around her waist pulling her closer to him. She raises her hand to stroke his cheek as she can feel her body fill with heat and desire. As he kisses her, he feels her soft gentle hand starts to massage his hard package, feeling this his knees buckle with pleasure. As his hand cups her breast he feels her m
How Normal Am I? Lmao
You Are 55% Normal While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?
Yup.noone Knows Me.
Your Reputation Is: Shy Girl You've done pretty well in keeping your reputation protected.. Problem is, no one really knows who you are! What's Your Reputation?
Song Of The Day Insane Clown Posse - Nothing's Left
Ain't nothin left here for me So I'm out this bitch Fuck stayin here I'm buzzin the fuck all the bout We out this motha fucka right now Theres no story that ain't been told There ain't no gimic that ain't been sold Theres no ocean that never been swam Theres no jaba that ain't been slamed There ain't no road that ain't been traveled There ain't no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied Theres no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one asked Theres no tree that won't get chopped Theres no bomb that won't get dropped Ain't no path that no ones laid AIn't no beast that ain't been afraid Theres no feat that no one can Theres no saga that never began Ain't no snow that didn't melt Theres no punch that ain't been felt Theres no skill that no ones learned Theres no planet that he ain't turned Theres no feud that never disolved There ain't no problem that ain't been solved Theres no tale
5 Secrets To A Perfect Relationship
Important Tips... 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
Immortal Technique Lyrics
love this song [Mos Def - talking] Man, you hear this bullshit they be talkin' Every day, man It's like these motherfuckers is just like professional liars YouknowwhatI'msayin? It's wild Listen [Hook - Mos Def] Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects It was you, nigga Tell the truth, nigga (Bush knocked down the towers)--[Jadakiss] Tell the truth, nigga (Bush knocked down the towers)--[Jadakiss] Tell the truth, nigga Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects It was you, nigga Tell the truth, nigga (Bush knocked down the towers)--[Jadakiss] Tell the truth, nigga (Bush knocked down the towers)--[Jadakiss] [Verse 1 - Immortal Technique] I pledge no allegiance, nigga fuck the president's speeches I'm baptized by America and covered in leeches The dirty water that bleaches your soul and your facial features Drownin' you in propaganda that they spit through the speakers And if you speak about the evil that the government does The Patriot Act'll track you to the t
Obituary Of Frederic Arthur Clark
I'd love to have people say these things about me! Frederic Arthur (Fred) Clark, who had tired of reading obituaries noting other's courageous battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he lost his battle as a result of an automobile accident on June 18, 2006. True to Fred's personal style, his final hours were spent joking with medical personnel while he whimpered, cussed, begged for narcotics and bargained with God to look over his wife and kids. He loved his family. His heart beat faster when his wife of 37 years Alice Rennie Clark entered the room and saddened a little when she left. His legacy was the good works performed by his sons, Frederic Arthur Clark III and Andrew Douglas Clark MD, PhD., along with Andy's wife, Sara Morgan Clark. Fred's back straightened and chest puffed out when he heard the Star Spangled Banner and his eyes teared when he heard Amazing Grace. He wouldn't abide self important tight *censored*. Always an interested observer of politics, part
Jedi Mind Tricks Lyrics
[Verse 1-Vinnie Paz] Yeah, I don't know why I'm over here, this job is evil They sent me here to Vietnam to kill innocent people My mother always said, "The president, he doesn't care" He tryin' to leave the footprints of America here They say we tryin' to stop Chinese expansion But I ain't seen no Chinese since we landed Sent my whole entire unit thinkin' we could win Against the Viet Cong guerrillas there in Gia Dinh I didn't sign up to kill women or any children For every enemy soldier, we killin' six civilians Yeah, and it ain't right to me I ain't got enough of motherfuckin' fight in me It frightens me, and I just wanna see my son and moms But over here, they droppin' seven million tons of bombs I spent my days dodgin' all these booby-traps and mines And at night, prayin' to God that I get back alive And I'm forced to sit back and wonder Why I was a part of Operation Rolling Thunder In a foxhole with nine months left here Jungle like the fuckin' harbinger of de
New Line
new line wishing , looking thru this window pane wondreing if you have anything to gain hoping f or something new trying to figuire where are are you searching searching waiting .................................... are you a figment or are u true am i fool even to be looking for you wanting to start a new life . never wanting to repeat my old life turning over a new leaf not afraid to cause someone grief a little jaded this is true but i could really change if i met you longing not to be alone hoping to to call someplace home finally where are you i deserve so much more 6:58 AM - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add
I Thought Of You Today
i thought of u today i woke up this morning and thought of u i sighed and got out of bed put one foot on the floor and stood up iwent to the mirror do you know what i saw a shell an image of someone whose been put thru hell i cant cry anymore ,im done i dont long for you ,i dont need you i said vows to you once ,you tossed them down the drain made my heart hurt , doubts of myself filled my brain i rather be alone ,them with you .you used to make me mad im not mad anymore i wish i could walk away from the things you did , turn my back like u i didnt , i couldnt .but thank you im living without u now im happy .i hope your miserable you didnt care if i was
Walmart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
Glock 21 Review (video!!!)
Found this on YouTube. It is a good representation of Glock pistols in general. Except that the 9mm and .40S&W are a lot more common (G17 is the 9 and G22 is the .40 in the same barrel length) and have a noticeably smaller grip circumference.
was looking thru the videos and because of the mood of the evening of what i wanted to listen and see ,i just thought maybe someone may see one they like as well . hope so ,, enjoy!! ( or not)
The Wheels On The Bus....
If I were a bus driver I'd break your fucking legs if you crossed over that line or tried to talk to me. The bus would crash and I'd be killed in the accident, but you'd sure as hell never talk to another bus driver again. Rat bastard.
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Stick A Fork In Me...
Cause I'm fucking done. Done with boys. Done with relationships and "feelings" and just all of it. Don't flirt with me. Don't tell me that I'm pretty/beautiful/cute/sexy/anything. Don't put your arm around me. Don't kiss me on the cheek/forehead/neck/lips/anywhere. Don't tell me that you're sorry. Don't tell me that you're confused. Don't tell me that you still want to be friends. Don't tell me that you want to still talk. Don't tell me that you'll still be there for me. Don't give me anymore excuses. Don't feed me anymore lines. Don't bother! Because I'm MOTHER FUCKING DONE! Cut directly from a convo I had tonight: "this guy, told me he liked me. then said he didnt. then said he did, but he doesnt want a relationship. then said he likes me, but doesnt want to see me anymore, that he wants to become a hermit and he doesnt know what he wants with his life, like liking me is some sort of life-altering thing. so i dropped off his shit, and im done. im not taking anyones bullshit any
If Things Are Good,
If things go well for people in general, they go like a bag of shit for me. When things go wrong fr me, they do so in very spectacular style & it always happens when things are on the up. I have noticed that i have rated peoples pictures & profiles, but where the fuck's my ratings & comments that people ask you to do for them, but they never comment on you? I know that i am not a fucking oil painting, but still i am fucking human, have feelings & breathe the same oxygen as everyone else. Just because good guys don't always come looking like adonis's, dont mean to say that we are ugly through to the bone. Slowly my faith in this world full of shit is going, because there are a lot of people who are so really selfish & say if you do this & will do that for you & when you do your bit, they fuck you off & ignore you. Just earlier this week i was accused by a supposedly close friend that i was on herion. This is bollocks, i would never touch that shit & he has no fucking right to go
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So I was sitting there talking to a friend today and realized what a crappy marriage I had. Now don't get me wrong there were plenty of fun times but in all reality it sucked. I've been blessed with two wonderful children and that's about it. Again I'm not saying I regret anything I've done over the past 7 years but each and every day I'm moving on and forward and I know I've made the right decision. I can't believe how many people fault me for what I've done. Yet those same people have all gotten divorced for one reason or another so why can't I? I guess I should get off my pedestal and take my place back in line but sometimes just have to get things out there.
> Take a few minutes to read this. Its quite the story. > > I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His > placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy. But > I had neverhad a mentally handicapped employee and wasn't sure I wanted one. > I wasn't sure how my Customers would react to Stevie. He was short, a little > dumpy with the smooth facial features and thick-tongued speech of Down > Syndrome. > > I wasn't worried about most of my trucker customers because truckers don't > generally care who buses tables as long as the meatloaf platter is good and > the pies are homemade. > > The four-wheeler drivers were the ones who concerned me; the mouthy college > kids traveling to school; the yuppie snobs who secretly polish their > silverware with their napkins for fear of catching some dreaded "truckstop > germ"; the pairs of white shirted usiness men on expense accounts who think > every truckst
New Here
i have been a member on this site for less than 24 hours and dont know if i like it yet.its kind of confusing..but im sure i will get the hang of it.this will keep me occupied though since im staying away from men in real life.
Love Me For Who I Am!!!
tears are begining to fill my eyes.. wishing that he could just love me for who i am... not what he wants me to be... just like everyone else... the reason i have to leave this place... i cant handle it... I love him... FOR WHO HE IS... yet he wants me to be that perfect somebody the one they all want me to be and i cant i cant handle this anymore i dont know what to do im scared im going out of my mind tears are falling upon the blood that comes from the slits on my wrist... my heart is broken... and theres no luck in finding all the pieces... no luck at all.. my luck has ran out.. im out of time effort. love no one understands yes scars make me who i am but i have so many and every single one tells a story yet no one asks to know the story behind them they all just exspect it to magicly disappear like nothing has happened in my past well MY life isnt like that... i cant handle this no more i have to go to bed before i melt down once again i ju
Poo Bags
If I could fly I would drop bags of poo on randomly selected strangers. Because you know that is what the monkeys would do if they could fly. Someone must think of the flying monkeys. Flying monkeys would NOT waste their time picking up displaced prairie girls and yippee little dogs.
Papa Roach - To Be Loved
Listen up, turn it up and rock it out party on, I wanna hear you scream and shout this is real, as real as it gets I came to get down to get some fucking respect taking it back to hardcore level you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal taking it back to hardcore level you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal. Go! Whoa I'll never give in Whoa I'll never give up Whoa I'll never give in And I just wanna be, wanna be loved Whoa I'll never give in Whoa I'll never give up Whoa I'll never give in And I just wanna be, wanna be loved I want domination I want your submission I see you’re not resisting To this temptation I’ve got one confession A love deprivation I’ve got a jet black heart It’s all fucked up and it’s falling apart Whoa I'll never give in Whoa I'll never give up Whoa I'll never give in And I just wanna be, wanna be loved Whoa I'll never give in Whoa I'll never give up Whoa I'll never give in And I just wanna be, wanna be love
Well what does experiance hold for us as a mass?I personaly dont have the answer to this,but it that very question helps me find my own path.Ok so we have time while we are here to learn experiances personally or learn them from a third perspective,either being a friends input on a situation or a book we have read,or even seeing it happen face value.What ever the lessons are that we need to know,they as in those experiances will teach us the fact of life.Yet I still bring this single topic up to people I know or have just meet.They all have the same response in there own way,which is silence or an unwavering change of subject. Why are we all affriad of the truth,or even more affraid of the train of knowledge that wistles by our sleeping conciouseness.I dont know about you reader but I hope one day I will find myself exploring time and experiance with another sibling as comfortable with the fact that we all have a limited amount of time here.So I hope to find this over romantic soul
Chatter, Sneezes, Laughs, All the things that are easy, Even for the daft. This is natural, This is fun, Being surrounded by everyone. Slowly but surely, Your voice becomes quieter, Whislt their laughter gets mightier and mightier. The attention dimmers, The light simmers, And darkness is all around you. "You're no fun" So it's begun, Loneliness has finally found you.
This Girl
theres this awsome girl on here who some how even though we never meet we just talk on her can set my blood a blaze as if she was under my skin with a torch its the wierdest feeling of lust ive ever had but i love it and i want her so bad
This Will Warm Your Heart
This will warm your heart, especially if you have lost faith in human kindness. This letter was sent to the principals' office after an elementary school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady had received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today! Dear Faculty and Students, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. Before I received this one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of little pieces. It was awful and she w
Tennis Ball
Out for a run one fine spring morning in Central Park, Bob the Jogger spotted a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around, he stooped over, picked it up and slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. After finishing his run around the reservoir, he headed back to his apartment, pausing only momentarily at Central Park West to wait for the light to change. A blond standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh, my goodness," said the blond sympathetically, "I can only imagine how painful that must be..... I once had tennis elbow."
I Should Make This Long
Personally, I should make this as long as I can so you won't read it, and tell people my business and act like you fucking care when you don't. If you at all cared, you would have checked on me to see if I was okay, but instead, you're the biggest pussy in the whole world and you can't. But thank god she cares enough to check on me. Fuck you. Fuck you and everything you stand for. Fuck you and your 10,000 girls. Simply fuck you. And P.S. I didn't do a chick. Sorry to rain on your parade, but that didn't happen, but maybe next time it will so I can make you happy. :DD
Ode To The Morans.
If it weren't for all of the dim bulbs, I'd not appear so bright in comparison. I thank you.
True Love
True Love People search their whole life for the "one", but in fact there is not a perfect "one", I believe that you adapt to the one, young people often ask the older people what is the meaning of love, but if love could be defined, it would have a definition, but love is so powerful that it can't be explained in words, only in experiance. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum
My Light
As i sit in the dark waiting for my time to come, Waiting and waiting, As my time is short i must find my way, The lonely darkness corrupting my mind slowly, Waiting and waiting, I know my time has come, I've been waiting for the darkness to end, Waiting and waiting, No one around in the darkness but me, I need a light to led me threw, Waiting and waiting, All this time in the dark thinking about that one light, And that light appears to be you. Written by: LE
Every once in a while I take myself seriously and spout off some crap about life and the meaning of said life. As if I have any clue at all.
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The Pain
ok i cut my eyebrow really good and deep about a year and a half ago and ever watch in a will it hurt like its a new cut well it has not hurt 4 the last 4 month or so i 4 get about it in tell the last week when one day it started to hurt again with i told u that to tel u thing i have a hernia scar that all out of now where started to hurt it only hurt where the scar is and now where else it hurt 4 about 4 or 5 mins like some one was cutting it open i love my scar but i hate that they hurt and my eye one cheeps hurting ans id right now
We kiss The Stars We writhe We are Your name Desire Your flesh We are Cold We're so cold We are so Cold We're so cold Your mouth This words Silence It turns Humming We laugh My head Falls back
This Is What Happens When I Am Bored!
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. Captain Jack Sparrow92%Maximus83%William Wallace79%Indiana Jones71%The Terminator58%Lara Croft54%Batman, the Dark Knight50%Neo, the "One"50%El Zorro38%James Bond, Agent 007
For The Trap Stars...
What is shorty gonna do? With a heart of bricks And a tongue on fire No trust, no love For those Who don't fill his desire If looks could kill He'd waste you His swagger leaves you without words I swear his touch could maim you Most seductive voice you ever heard But you can look inside his eyes And see his soul is crying Tough guy on the outside When inside all is dying That smile that spreads across his lips Is no longer sincere What's probably going through his head Is "what am I doing here?" His actions are so shameless And without a doubt Quite dangerous But it never stops him from plotting Always making moves no stopping How could you look at him And not understand That making money Is his only plan And when it goes back to the day When he didn't have a dream How was he living? And when you talk to him With his country slang Don't all his sins seem forgiven? See I know this man He has a way with words S
My One Nite Stand...*woot*
This was the best one nite plane, That was an excellent one nite stand, The way we met, the way your hand can travel, oh how ill never forget, the way it made me feel, we were both livin it ,very real, you said you had no strings attached, but my feeling for you somehow latched, they held me down like ropes on my skin, and i dont believe all it was was a one nite stand, you held me so close to your chest, your loving was the best, even tho you told me there was no love involved, my problems still arent solved, i wanted you then and i want you now, i want to get over you ,just show me how, look what a one nite became to be, lets see what one more could do to me
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Kayaking Accident
Kayaking Accident The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's Body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her u
I Have To Vint
Sorry yall I have to vent. I can't get the tears to stop flowing and my heart to stop braking. I know it is stupid to get hurt over, and he didn't even realize their was a pic inside a pic. Yes u may be wondering what i'm talkin about. A few min ago, my fiance sent me a picture from a few years back, just to show me his hair style. But inside that pic was another pic, a pic of the girl he use to be with. It was him and her together, and it hurts cause i know she was his first love, and nothing is greater than a first love. i guess u can say I am jealous of her, she had everything i dream of. She had him there everyday, she had his child, she had his complete heart. I may have his heart now, but some part of his love will always be for her. I just wish the tears would stop, and my heart would be fine. I love him, and I know he loves me, and it is silly for me to feel like this. I feel as tho i'm 2nd best, I am the other woman. I pray the lord that it will go away soon.
Going Under - Evanescence
Going Under Video - Evanescence lyricsEvanescence Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts Now I will tell you what I've done for you 50 thousand tears I've cried Screaming, deceiving, and bleeding for you And you still won't hear me Don't want your hand this time, I'll save myself Maybe I'll wake up for once Not tormented...Daily defeated by you Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom I'm dying again... (Chorus) I'm going under Drowning in you I'm falling forever I've got to break through I'm going under Blurring and stirring the truth and the lies So I don't know what's real and what's not Always confusing the thoughts in my head So I can't trust myself anymore I'm dying again (Chorus) So go on and scream Scream at me I'm so far away I won't be broken again I've got to breathe I can't keep going under
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My Dying Breath
if i had to die tommorow, i would die in your arms. using my last gasping breaths to tell you how much i love you. to thank you for all you've done. and how wonderful you've been to me. for giving me strenght, when i could not find it within myself. for picking me up when i fall. your ever ready hand should i stumble again. for giving me hope, in my darkest hour of shadow. for your shoulder, if ever my burden too heavy to carry alone. if i had to die tommorow, it would be in my Lady's arms. with my last dying breath, my love for you would be heard by all the world.
Gospel Of The Witches Chapt. 3
How Diana Made the Stars and the Rain Diana was the first created before all creation; in her were all things; out of herself, the first darkness, she divided herself; into darkness and light she was divided. Lucifer, her brother and son, herself and her other half, was the light. And when Diana saw that the light was so beautiful, the light which was her other half, her brother Lucifer, she yearned for it with exceeding great desire. Wishing to receive the light again into her darkness, to swallow it up in rapture, in delight, she trembled with desire. This desire was the Dawn. But Lucifer, the light, fled from her, and would not yield to her wishes; he was the light which files into the most distant parts of heaven, the mouse which files before the cat. Then Diana went to the fathers of the Beginning, to the mothers, the spirits who were before the first spirit, and lamented unto them that she could not prevail with Lucifer. And they praised her for her courage, they to
Gospel Of The Witches Chapt. 6
A Spell To Win Love When a wizard, a worshipper of Diana, one who worships the Moon, desires the love of a woman, he can change her into the form of a dog, when she, forgetting who she is, and all things besides, will at once come to his house, and there, when by him, take on again her natural form and remain with him. And when it is time for her to depart, she will again become a dog and go home, where she will turn into a girl. And she will remember nothing of what has taken place, or at least but little or mere fragments, which will seem as a confused dream. And she will take the form of a dog because Diana has ever a dog by her side. And this is the spell to be repeated by him who would bring a love to his home.[1] To day is Friday, and I wish to rise very early, not having been able to sleep all night, having seen a very beautiful girl, the daughter of a rich lord, whom I dare not hope to win. Were she poor, I could gain her with money; but as she is rich, I have no hope
Eeek Turn Back!!!!!!
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South Jersey. :]
You Know You're From South Jersey When... You don't "go to the beach", you go "down the shore". In your mind you hear "watch out for the tram car please" even in your sleep. You've had arguments over cheesesteak quality. When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard. You know someone named Siprasiut Xayapachan. You've actually found the Echelon Mall. Your uncle is in the mafia. You or your friends have Lyme Disease. You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country. You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them. You know what became of the 13th Leeds child, and claim to have seen him one time while peeing in the woods. One time you were driving in the woods and got stuck in sand. You have an EZ Pass, but you just hold it up. Even though there's a new Wal-Mart in your town, you still go to the Berlin Farmers Market for cheap stuff. Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence
This Is My Christmas Tree!
You Are a Bright Christmas Tree For you, the holidays are all about fun and seasonal favorites. You are into all things Christmas, even if they're a little tacky. What Christmas Tree Are You?
Killing Me Slow
Me And Her!!!!!
I saw her again I almost went insane!!!! By insane I mean like crazy in love!!!!!! I love holding her and kissing her. She is the woman I will proably marry!!!! We have almost made it a year and through all the pain people have caused us. I can't wait until we can be free!!!!!
Hungry Like The Wolf - Duran Duran
Dark in the city night is a wire Steam in the subway earth is afire Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo Woman you want me give me a sign And catch my breathing even closer behind Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd. And I'm hungry like the wolf. Straddle the line in discord and rhyme I'm on the hunt I'm after you. Mouth is alive with juices like wine And I'm hungry like the wolf Stalked in the forest too close to hide I'll be upon you by the moonlight side Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo High blood Drumming on your skin it's so tight You feel my heart I'm just a moment behind Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you Scent and a sound. I'm lost and I'm found And I'm hungry like the wolf. Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme I howl and I whine I'm after you Mouth is alive all runni
What Kind Of Friend Are You?
You Are A Good Friend You're always willing to listen Or lend a shoulder to cry on You're there through thick and thin Many people consider you their "best friend"! What Kind of Friend Are You?
Best Wish Ever! :)
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want,so make me piss vodka." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted. The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drin
Fuck A Bitch
fuck your lies fuck your stupid bitch fuck your cheatin lyin poser ass fuck you im tired of all your fucking lies then your stupid bitch messaging me bitching at me because i talk to you, so you know what yall both can go fuck yourselves. if you wanna be with a man like lookin bitch that cheated on you more than once be my guest i aint gonna fuckin be your convenience and im not gonna fuckin be your fucking door mat cant fuckin do me like that i dont fucking deserve that bullshit so fuck you
I'm Smert!
Hey All
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It's Goin Down
Goin' Down [Lil Boi] This a nitty beat (boing) [Nitty] Here we go again Ghettoville U.S.A. (uh Oh) You know I got by the name nitty right (uh huh) I gotta introduce you to another motherfucker out my squad right (who dis nigga mane) Dis nigga go by the name of jock (jock?) He resides in collegepark (collegepark cp) But for right now what we gotta do for y'all (what we gonna do) We gotta give y'all a hit (huh) [Verse 1] Niggaz in my face Damn near er' day Askin a million questions like Jock where ya stay Tell 'em collegepark Where they chop cars Eat 20 grand spend a grand at the bar Jest bought a zone jays on my feet I'm on that patron so get like me 69 cutlass wit the bucket seat Beat in my trunk bought it just for the freaks Catch me in the hood posted at the sto Pistol in my lap on the phone countin dough If a girl choose let her do her thang Just like her momma nice ass nice brain Er'body love me I'm so fly Niggaz throw the duces er'time I ride
Tomarrow Iz The Big Day!!
Poor Gramma
I haven't been coming around because I have been pretty sick recently.. Sorry too all that have come by and heard nothing I will hopefully be back to my old self soon I hope everyones turkey day was fun and yummy take care !!
Sex Anyone....
Sex Anyone??? Ok, well not too many people that know me on and off-line know I wanna be a Sexaholic!! Yes I am kinda perverted, N as Diddy would agree, Im a Freak!My mind is always on SEX, or is Sex always on my mind? Either way , It Sex!!It hasnt been physical, but mental... But I will admit I dont get it often, actually maybe 2 times a year if Im feeling Trampy and just wanna "get it on"....Im single and with that its hard...ere one wants to hump...but not get serious now Ya......anyway!!!!!( N no I dont need a sympathy f*ck, now that ya'll know) LMAOOOOOOOO If U took me to a club in your City, Would I leave with a guarentee I would "get in on" afterwards? Lol..look at cha thinking about ...see your perverts too...Lol
Do U Ever Really Know Someone
Do u ever really know someone? Well Im afraid not. You only know as much as they have disclosed or shared with you. If they havent disclosed it, Is it lying? If they only shared bit and pieces of the Truth, Is it the Truth ? I can honestly say, Noone knows me.. Though 1 day I would LOVE to share all my life with someone. This person will become the closest to ever know who I really am! So until then...Only I will know ME
God I Love This Song...i Think When I Get Married [again] Im Def. Going To Play
I am ready for love Why are you hiding from me I'd quickly give my freedom To be held in your captivity I am ready for love All of the joy and the pain And all the time that it takes Just to stay in your good grace Lately I've been thinking Maybe you're not ready for me Maybe you think I need to learn maturity They say watch what you ask for Cause you might receive But if you ask me tomorrow I'll say the same thing I am ready for love Would you please lend me your ear? I promise I won't complain I just need you to acknowledge I am here If you give me half a chance I'll prove this to you I will be patient, kind, faithful and true To a man who loves music A man who loves art Respect's the spirit world And thinks with his heart I am ready for love If you'll take me in your hands I will learn what you teach And do the best that I can I am ready for love Here with a offering of My voice My Eyes My soul My mind
Seeking Partner
Hey, whats good females? I've been single now for almost close to 2 years and my time is up for being single! I would like to meet someone who's looking for a sexi, sweet, honest, open minded, smart, funny, male with a kind heart. I want a real relationship and not a bullshit relationship! That's why i've been single for so long. You want wonna chat hit me up and maybe we can work things out! Are you the one that wants to be with me? Think about it!
Todays Horoscope
Karma works on its own unpredictable schedule, so don't wait for your payback.
Take Your Dream Off The Shelf
Take Your Dream Off the Shelf Richard Roberts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you have a dream that needs to be resurrected? Years ago when my father was preaching a crusade in Seattle, Washington, a man by the name of William Skrinde was in the audience. He had failed in business and was working for only 75 cents an hour in a nursing home. He was 66 years old and his future looked bleak. But during the crusade he received Christ. One night my father explained the concept of Seed-Faith, and it opened up Mr. Skrinde's eyes to giving out of a heart of love and with expectancy. But he had little to give. My father said, "There are those of you listening to my voice who have invented or created something, and you've laid it on the shelf. Perhaps it's even in your attic. Look around. See what God has given you." The Holy Spirit inspired Mr. Skrinde to go up into his attic, where he found the plans he had drawn up ye
I Will Win You Over
Dear (Tara), I hope you are well, both physical and mentally. I`ve finally managed to write this little note just as a reminder of the good moments we lived together and to confirm what I already knew: that a lot of good things happened between us, and they have compensated by large the occasional disagreements and minor setbacks. I would also like to take this opportunity to say that you were a very important person in my life and I still care a lot about you. I wish I could tell these things face to face, and, at the same time look into your eyes and sense your reaction to each one of my words. And these words would only reassure you of something you already know: I still have feelings for you. Actually, I would like to correct what I said in the beginning: I said you were very important person in my life, but, in fact, you still are a part of my life. I want you to understand that this letter is not an apology; I think that in this case, neither one of us has to apologize. An
WHAT SHOULD WE PRAY? Mt 5:44-45 But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. Mt 6:9 "This, then, is how you should pray: " 'Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, Mt 6:10 your kingdom come, your will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Mt 6:11 Give us today our daily bread. Mt 6:12 Forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. Mt 6:13 And lead us not into temptation,but deliver us from the evil one.' Mt 21:22 If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer." Mt 24:20 Pray that your flight will not take place in winter or on the Sabbath. Mt 26:39 Going a little farther, he fell with his face to the ground and prayed, "My Father, if it is possible, may this cup be taken from me. Yet not as I will, but as you will." Mt 26:42 He went away a se
That Was Cool.
Coworker of mine and I were talking about Chiodos. I was telling her how lucky I am because they play small clubs but at the same time unlucky cause I have to go to different states to get to the small clubs or drive an hour or so up north to get to a show. Then she says to me, “But that’s a good thing. They have someone like you who is loyal and supports them. They need more people like you; you’re one person they won’t forget when they start playing big arenas.” I think that’s the best thing I’ve ever had anyone say to me cause she knows I’m cool with a couple of those boys.
I Heart My Painting Teacher
8 am is very early for figure drawing. But now my class is made up. So, I asked Lee for an incomplete for Painting and explained my money issues. She offered to find me a board or canvas, so we took a field trip around the art department's storage rooms. No luck. So then she say if I have any raw canvas, I can just paint on that, I don't need to stretch it. Sweeeet. But do I have enough? We talked about it a little bit more, and came up with an AWESOME idea: Sew pieces of canvas together to make is big enough and work the seams into my painting. I'm so stoked about this idea. And I don't think I've ever used the word stoked before in my life. Ever. But it's my new favorite word because I'm wicked excited to start this! Now all I have to do it find my needle and thread... Plus, yay for child support checks! Now I don't have to miss school next week and fail French! :) People are still mad at me or not talking to me or whatever, I don't even know or care what's going on
So Extreme
A Dark Place
written in 97 as well A Dark Place A place to hide A place to think A place to hide A place to crawl up and die.
Todays Horoscope
Capricorn - You have the power to put a wonderful new plan into forward motion.
Letter To Santa!
Click here and fill out the blanks. Hilarity will ensue...
Todays Horoscope 11/30/06
Capricorn - The dream you are hoping for is coming true. The pieces are in place.
"one More"
i liked this one... "And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best rock in the world..."
Credit Card Wedding Lmao
MASTER CARD WEDDING You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family, his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of every ones chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of the
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Mudvayne, "death Blooms"
Cold seems crippling lame meander through corridors aroma's thick with age mark off the day reflections of my life are fading Pull me out of body don't want it don't want in, Feeble frail and rotting descending I'm lost in, A structure that's collapsing don't want it cast into, Maker take the body don't want it wants me Past has found its place salvation is no more will god accept my peace bleached will pardon me reflections of my life are fading Pull me out of body don't want it don't want in, Feeble frail and rotting descending I'm lost in, A structure that's collapsing don't want it cast into, Maker take the body don't want it wants me I just want to run fly kites wrestle jump and play Swim through waves that crash to shore memories in me cocooned in misery I'm sick and tired of embracing reflections of past time receive me or cast me away ...god please take me away resistance futile suicidal ideas I will crucify my own being satisfy selfish
Mudvayne, "imn"
suicide don't give a fuck about this my life or any other just go and let me hang impossible to forgive, forget it murderer I'm in control living a lie making it but i don't cost for this lovesick bullshit bring it decisions making themselves i don't need your thorns in my side so i die no one no one could ever understand my life's exhausted no one no one could ever understand this life IMN determined to bring you all down with me break you beat down no more fucking empathy from me, for you fed up I've had enough duality my word existence is it gonna get me there safe? lay down sell out so wrong drag the blade and go away I stand cold, cruel, and lost take me i'm ready no one no one could ever understand my life's exhausted no one no one could ever understand pressure constricting so hard like a stone fight hard break bones break no one no one could ever understand this life IMN your pressure my time eroding my life fig
Cant Have
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Living Above Your Circumstances
Living Above Your Circumstances Philippians 1:12-18 Paul wrote his letter to the Philippians during a long and unjust imprisonment. But, even though Paul is in the midst of suffering, this short epistle is full of rejoicing. Paul never complains or casts blame for his situation because he learned to live above his circumstances. How do most people respond to difficulty? First, they try blaming others for the problem in order to make themselves feel better. But blaming only results in broken relationships. Second, they may complain, which brings pity from others but only enhances the problem in their own minds. Finally, they search for a way out of the situation and, in the process, usually make things worse. Paul knew that in order to live above his circumstances, rather than merely muddling through them, he needed to shift his focus. Instead of examining his problem and complaining, he looked to God. He praised God, proclaiming, “I count
Live Webcam Cumshot: Result
Thank you Ladies for your support, you can see it again here. (You must be over 18, and my FRIEND, ask me if you're not) I hope you enjoyed, in that case, don't forget to leave me a comment =) My apologize for the ladies that could not connect to my webcam in time ... Let me know if you want to watch the next one, just send me a message with Your Yahoo Messenger ID Kisses
Bye And 2 Two People Espically
Iam leaving Cherry Tap..I dont know if I will be back 'or if I do when....TY all for everything...ty all my friends,family,and fans' I love you all and wont ever forgett u if I dont come back....BYE..... but this is somthing I have to do... :*( to 2 people if u read this: Iam so so so sorry I didnt think that things would be like this and Iam very sorry please find it in ur hearts to forgive me~! DJ*SOHL* aka Mandy
Sad Day
We are having our dog put down today. He is a 14 year old retired seeing eye dog. He has cancer and has not been eating. I'm ok with it but the wife and daughters...not as ok with it.
Goodbye Friends!
I have really had a fun time on CT. I've met some very sweet people. I want to thank everyone that has been very nice to me. I've made some very nice friends and I hate to leave you. I just don't have the time to be on here like I have. I have been neglecting my family and my home. My family is EVERYTHING to me and I can't believe how much time I have spent on here when I should've been taking care of them. I've let CT get the worst of me! I've done some things that I'm not at all proud of! It has affected my family in a horrible way! I can't take back the things I've done! All I can do is to try to make the best of what has happened and work on getting things straightened out with my family! Take Care, Sandy
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Outta Da Ghetto
bulldozers coming to knock the ghetto down, people tired of seeing that s**t around, no more 40s and dirty stained masses, clean it up and get rid of dem gasses, how you gonna be proud of being poor, why must people always want more, everybody and they mama wanna live fly, make a lot cash and get paid by and by, hit da club and buy out da bar, lites flashing all around cause they know a star, If ya in da ghetto find a way to get out keep on fighting ya'll find a way there's no doubt.
They are tired and can't take another day, time for the people in charge to pay, trampling the people under feet, the poor living a life that's bittersweet, it starts when one man won't back down, then it builds to cover the whole town, its hard to stop it when the people are united, say bye bye to those who are uninvited they take to the streets demanding their say, no more will they stand for the ruler's way, the revolution just keeps rolling on, it won't stop till the people have won.
It Could Happen Again
It Could Happen Again Words and Music by Collin Raye (One frozen night in nineteen fourteen, at the height of World War 1, the unthinkable happen. All along the entire western front, the British and German forces laid down their weapons in an unofficial cease-fire to celebrate Christmas Eve together. They exchange gifts, and saw each other as brothers and that peace lasted for two more days until they were ordered back to battle. In those two days though, men remembered the reason for Christmas amongst the devastation and it’s a story that should never be forgotten) Through the smoke field night silence rose from both sides across a bloody battle field it was a cold Christmas Eve in 1914 for those who were there it seemed unreal, as time was still the sprit moved the soldiers to lay down their arms raise their voice in song and pretend for a while the war was over If it could happen then it could happen again a world torn apart to join hands and heart to celebrate his birth
Live Salute To Troops--baby Come Home--kid Rock
Kid Rock - Baby Come Home (Live Salute to Troops & USO)Add to My Profile | More Videos
A Thanksgiving Memory
I miss you now even more than ever The turkey’s here cooked and ready to be put on your plate Your not here to enjoy this feast A feast of plenty for people of plenty My thanksgiving memory is of you People gather at the table ready to eat I wish we could wait for you even though we can’t I wish we could eat this feast together like we did once before Everyone tells of what there thankful and what the love about it I don’t say nothing huddle in a corner missing you When asked I say “I’m thankful to have known you And what I love is you ill miss from now until eternity This is my thanksgiving memory it is of you!
America...fuck Yeah!
>Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now >dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the >world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for >companionship. > >Out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother saying Cinderella, you >have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything >for which your heart still yearns? > >I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again. At once, >her wish became reality, and her beautiful youth returned. Cinderella >felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. > >Then the Fairy Godmother said, I'll give you one more wish. > >Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat that had jumped form her >lap and says, I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a >kind and handsome young man. > >Magically, Bob changed into a man so beautiful the likes of which >neither she nor the world had ever seen. > >For a few moments, Bob and Cinderella
Rename Your Husband
Rename Your Husband! Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern American women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end. The horizon is awash with the sun's setting hues. A few pesky no-see-ums fly about. The first lady speaks up in her slow, southern drawl and says: "Sisters, I've been thinking. Each of us has a husband whose name is LeRoy. It's been mighty confusing lately. Sometimes when I yell 'LeRoy!' your husband comes and sometimes yours answers and once in a while mine comes. I think it's time we rename our husbands to end the confusion." Quiet returns to the porch scene only to be interrupted by the creaking of the hold rocking chairs on the loose planks. The first lady again speaks up and says, "I think I'll name my husband 'Seven-UP'". "Why, sister, why are you going to name your husband 'Seven-UP'?" queries one of the old gals. "Why, he's got seven inches and it's always up!
My G/f Sent Me This Today,,thought I Would Share With You!
Subject: Fw: Menopause Jewelry My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.
Zoot Suit Riot! Im inna swingin mood now!
Come with me Into the trees We'll lay on the grass And let the hours pass Take my hand Come back to the land Let's get away Just for one day Let me see you Stripped Metropolis Has nothing on this You're breathing in fumes I taste when we kiss Take my hand Come back to the land Where everything's ours For a few hours Let me see you Stripped Let me hear you Make decisions Without your television Let me hear you speaking Just for me
Cummmmmmmmmmmm Show Me Some Luv!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm What Do You Think...
Omg Block Your Drivers License
BLOCK YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE This is upsetting, thought I should pass it along. Check your drivers license... Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where Is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same..... Go to the website and check it out. Just enter your name, City and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.
Mushroomhead, "simple Survival"
The shadow within me The sorrow at my feet Push the colors from the make up Drop your feelings at the door Has anybody here had enough Walking in on so much more Gonna make you give up I wanna see you get up I said your the only one Whats your name Who do you love I wanna hate you kill you Treat you like ive have enough Keep breaking the shame Take away all i wanna say Regretting the day You dont believe in me Ill show you just what you wanna see The end in me Gonna lead the revival No simple Survival For me
Winter Poem
I could not have phased it better myself! The most singularly insightful poetry piece I've seen in quite a while. You might want to memorize it by December. " WINTER " a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre " SHIT, It's Cold !
Soulfly, "no Hope, No Fear"... Live
Whoever told ya you can never be free Whoever told ya you can't seek out that dream Whoever told ya you can never be free Whoever told you that is your enemy you see... My life is mine, my right is mine Cause it's my life, you see, not your life My life is mine, my right is mine Sometimes you have to lose your mind... No Hope = No Fear I won't wait for the next life The time is now, the time is right Follow my heart, I'll get through If you're not now, you never were So lose yourself to find yourself Don't need to act like nobody else Sometimes it feels as if the road is blocked I'll find a way, I'll move those rocks Freedom!
"not By Might Nor By Power"
December 3, 2006 "Not by Might nor by Power" My speech and my preaching were not with persuasive words of human wisdom, but in demonstration of the Spirit and of power . . . —1 Corinthians 2:4 About this cover If in preaching the gospel you substitute your knowledge of the way of salvation for confidence in the power of the gospel, you hinder people from getting to reality. Take care to see while you proclaim your knowledge of the way of salvation, that you yourself are rooted and grounded by faith in God. Never rely on the clearness of your presentation, but as you give your explanation make sure that you are relying on the Holy Spirit. Rely on the certainty of God’s redemptive power, and He will create His own life in people. Once you are rooted in reality, nothing can shake you. If your faith is in experiences, anything that happens is likely to upset that faith. But nothing can ever change God or the reality of redemption. Base your faith on that, and you are as e
Ever Have One Of Those Days?
ok so this vid rocks...check it out
What Is The Dark Carnival?
The Dark Carnival is the subject of a mythology presented on a series of albums by the horrorcore rap group Insane Clown Posse, known as the 6 Joker's Cards albums. The Dark Carnival is described as an omnipotent and omniprescient force that employs the ICP to do its bidding. Each album reveals more of what happens to you when you die, and how your sins impact your voyage to Shangri-La (Heaven) or Hell's Pit. The Shangri-La portion of The Wraith double album speaks of the advantages of being a good person and going to Heaven. On Hell's Pit, ICP speaks of what happens when you go to Hell to try to get those who sin to change their ways. The Dark Carnival saga is akin to a Juggalo religion, although it is not organized. The Joker's Cards map out the basic faith, which attempts to discourage violence and negativity in favor of love and community. (Each "card" corresponds to one album, except for the final card, "The Wraith", which corresponds to two albums, The Wraith: Shangri-La and T
Good Morning Sunshine!
My Fave show when i was Little was a show on WPIX in Jersey Called the Magic Garden. And now I bring you all "The Hello Song"
Wtf Happened To Them...
Rage Against The Machine (RATM). I was pissed when they broke up... Great rhythm section, freaky cool guitars and relevant (if not extreme) lyrical content. I had high hopes for audioslave, but I have been let down time after time... They have some decent stuff, but it's just not right... The whole is definitely not the sum of its parts in this case.
Until The Day
until the day i see you.. i will be waiting... hoping, and praying. until the day i kiss you... i will be wishing... wanting,and dreaming. until the day i wake up next to you.. i will be longing... desiring, and thinking. I know how I feel, these feelings wont pass... You are a good person, and I love you for that... and until the day when my world takes a break.. when I put everything on hold, just to hug you.. then I will truly know whats this feeling means.. but not it's just... until the day.......
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We'll Eventually Take Over The World...
A Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. But first he must find a job. He walks into the MacMillan-Bloedel office and fills out an application as an 'experienced' logger. It's his lucky day. They just happen to be looking for someone. But first, the bush foreman takes him for a ride into the bush in the company pickup truck to see how much he knows. The foreman stops the truck on the side of the road and points at a tree. "See that tree over there? I want you to tell me what species it is and how many board feet of lumber it contains." The Newfie promptly answers, "Dat dere's a Sitka Spruce eh? and she got 383 board feet a' lumber in 'er." The foreman is impressed. He puts the truck in motion and stops again about a mile down the road. He points at another tree through the passenger door window and asks the same question. This time, it's a b
Todays Horoscope 12/05/06
Your patience with a flighty friend is running thin. Express your frustration.
I Love Meditating To This...yes I Know I Am Weird...
Twas The Night Before Christmas
I'm An Indecisive Fuck...
So I crammed 4 classes and a lab into 3 days next semester. I'm taking Painting 2, Figure Drawing 2, the infamous Advanced Drawing and Painting 2, astronomy, and an astronomy lab. Astronomy will probably be one of the hardest classes I've taken because of the math (god I hope I don't need calc). But I really wanna take Watercolor. Which makes no sense. I'm scared of watercolors. But I really wanna take Watercolor. It'll mean I won't have Wednesdays off. But I really wanna take Watercolor. It'll be that much more more work (a painting a week). But I really wanna take Watercolor. I'll have a lot less time with Dylan. And that right there folks is the cincher for me. Lee really made it sound good, but I don't want to drop any of my art classes, and if I don't take science, I won't get my A.A.S...which, I dunno why, but it's really important for me to get my associates... So mostly I'm just whinning. But I'm allowed because it's my blog damn it. But yeah.
Your Love
Your love is what keeps me going. My heart beating, my blood flowing. The precious words I yearn to hear. Losing you is the only thing I fear. I have faith God will do us right. We will not give up with out a fight. Together we can conquer it all. Just keep your head up and stand tall. So many others care so deeply for you. Don't get discouraged, you know what to do. Pray to God and keep love inside. You can't lose your almighty pride. Because I love you with all of me. With out you I just can't be. You're in my heart forever, we’re never apart. Our souls were latched from the start. "Love is all that matters when two hearts are talking to each other."
This Is Also Nsfw
Warning do not read if you hate sexually explicit Poems ! PHYSICAL LOVE Resistance is futile when lost in the rush passions entwined rapture, breathless and hushed lost in the mixing of your sent with mine your sweet deep kisses are euphoria divine electric intensity at the feel of your touch never has my passion been this much I desire more my thirst yet unquenched I drink in you beauty my lust is drenched in the juices of love shared by the fire two become one in the dance of desire moving to the beat of our quickening pace pressing together as sharing the same space low moans become louder as breathing is intense ecstasy's shudder racks you with waves and suspense as to the coming orgasm you rush to the goal I feel you convulse around my hardness as you loose control I can't wait any more I keep driving hard and fast I need the release I don't know how much longer I can last I feel it coming and it is beyond belief it pounds me with pleasure it brings m
Survey-repost Copy,paste,have Fun
Just a few crazy questions!!! by ruthyWhat is your name?: RIODo you go to church?: NOBurger King or Wendy's?: WENDYS...WELL, NONEPiano or bass?: BASScooking or cleaning?: SLEEPINGDo you believe in God?: YESWhen is your birthday?: OCT 2NDPepsi or Coke?: COKENike or Reebok?: DOC MARTENSSteelers or Lakers?: I AM NOT INTO GANG VIOLENCEYankees or Boston Red Sox?: FINE! I AM NOT INTO SPORTSBAsketball or baseball?: I DID NOT WRITE THISDo you like school?: YESDo you like singing?: YES, BUT YOU WONT LIKE HEARING ITDo you play an instrument?: YESPrince of Bel-Air or Friends?: WHAT? ARE YOU HIGH?Gospel or Rock?: ROCKWho is your favorite band?: THE RAMONESDo you play a sport?: THAT'S A LOADED QUESTIONAre you smart?: VERYWhat is your nationality?: ITALIANWhat is your favorite color?: REDWhat is your favorite holiday?: MY BIRTHDAYWould you rather have a sister or a brother?: SISTER. YOU COULD HAVE MY BROTHERAre you done?: ONLY TURKIES ARE "DONE"Take this survey | Find survey
First Purple Heart Memorial Opens
VAILS GATE, N.Y. (Army News Service, Nov. 30, 2006) - The oldest U.S. combat medal has a new home of honor on a site where Americans first fought for freedom. The National Purple Heart Hall of Honor opened in a Nov. 10 dedication ceremony at the New Windsor Cantonment State Historic Site, where Gen. George Washington's Army camped toward the end of the Revolutionary War and where he first awarded the Badge of Military Merit, a small purple cloth that became the model for the Purple Heart. The $6 million Hall of Honor is first in the nation to recognize U.S. servicemembers wounded or killed in action from the American Revolution to the global war on terror. It will serve as a living memorial, preserving and sharing stories of Purple Heart recipients through exhibits, live and videotaped interviews, and a Roll of Honor with an interactive computer program detailing the stories of each hero. Stories of more than 12,000 veterans who served during World War II, Korea, Vietnam, Ir
:( Why Does It Hurt
So yeah....had a great week till like.....last night....My mom comes in an tells me she brought phoebe to the vet and she had breast cancer which spred to her baby...had her since i was 8, my they decided to put her down.....i wasnt even there to say goodbye...i miss her sooo much she was like my best friend...when my pepere (basically my dad he raised me) died she stayed with me everyday and just laid with me and was just my comfort...and i couldnt even comfort her, ive been crying alot just thinking about her....she was my fat cat, my other half...i know youre all thinking...shes just a damn cat but she was MY cat.... ....And in better news....i quit my job....just walked felt good
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see 'em tumble down the stairs. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. In the 60's, people took
I want more points
Dear Abby
LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Foul Language and Violence On my VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes t
All I Want For Christmas...
All I want for christmas, is to be pain free! I dont want to hurt anymore. Its been 3wks and know body knows whats going on!! I am so tired of seeing dumbass doctors who only want to push me off to the side and act like Im not there!! I last one I seen took one look at me asked me if I was gay or used IV drugs I said no and he asks are you sure?? Am I sure!! AM I SURE!!! Hell yes. My girl is all woman, and I made sure of that the nite before! He wouldnt even look at the areas of my body that where hurting the most he just starting looking for signs of HIV!! My ankles are swollen and one is turning red. My kness are just as bad, my hips hurt, my hands, arms everything. He tells me you can take up to 3200 mgs of Ibprofin so do that and start taking 2 aspirin every 4hrs that should help with the pain and youll be fine. Im not doctor and I dont think he is either but would that make me very sick? If not kill me out right? I have ins. you think I could get treated better, but NOOOO. Im not
Thanks To The Lc Community
to everyone who took the time to read, vote, and comment on my mum, i thank you! for those of ou that are curious, i had t let that employee go, for concealing the truth and covering ones lie is the same as telling a lie yourself. especially wit something as dishonest as stealing. for the record, this was presented to a board and the final vote was decided by a panel of twenty-five. thousands of dollars were extorted and they are still under investigation.
Internet Friends.
As the Internet grows and becomes a part of our lives, it brings with it a unique opportunity to meet people we likely would never have met in any other way. And very often, those people we meet on line will become friends. Sometimes, very close friends.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
I'm totally surprised at how accurate this was for me based on the choices. The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to obedience and warmth. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
I Have Posted
I have posted a bulletin and nobody looked at sad
For A Bitch Names *$&%#
you know who you are..... i wanted to tell you that i am not saying you slept with David. what i am telling you is that you need to stop talking about me. this has nothing to do with him. you are the one that feels quilty for not telling me anything. you sit there in tennessee and wouldn't tell me anything, but you went behind my back and told david. that is something that would make a girl not think nothing right. everything that you done and said was nothing but to get up to fighting. you thought that by putting on your thoughts into our relationship that it would be better for you. well, you are nothing but trash. people mistake you for a piece of trash. i never thought that you would go this far as in to trying to hurt someone. i am not the one that had ice thrown at me and told to leave that they didn't want you. david did tell me that he wanted me there through all these things. you think that you have friends in this life, but guess what. you dont!!! people try to hurt yo
So-called Friends
The following is a recent IM conversation between this guy named Jeff and myself. Just a little background: Jeff and I met in March of this year. We dated (sort of) and had a sexual relationship. But things never went anywhere because Jeff was still hung up on his son's mom and hesitant to get close to anyone again (or so he claimed). Jeff didn't even really have close friends and he wasn't really close to his family. He ended up meeting some other girl he became obsessed with (even though his only prerequisite for making her his girlfriend was because she was wild in bed and he was sneaking out of bed in the middle of the night to call me). Anyway, that ended badly. Turns out she was psycho (which seems to be the type of girl Jeff is attracted to, probably because he knows it will end badly and thus he can still avoid ever having to be close to anyone). After that Jeff and I started hanging out quite a bit. The sexual part of our relationship had ended long before this girl so it w
"i Begin To Weep"
"I begin to weep" ------------------ -Alone in the dark, I await for sleep, Thinking about my day, Realizing, I begin to weep. Tears running down the side of my cheek, I wonder, roll and toss, Contemplating.... I roll over and over endlessly, Then realizing my thoughts, Realizing, I begin to weep. These thoughts would s urprise the blind and ignorant, But to me its nothing but routine, I think of a better life, And places I would rather want to be, But as far as a true hope, I'm searching endlessly, As I realize sleeplessly, Realizing, I begin to weep. I look for stars at night, But the clouds always seem to be out lately, It begins to rain, And I stare blankly, My heart fills like an empty bucket, And I begin to drown, Clearing my thoughts, Saying sorry for all my sins, I begin to drown, Everything goes blissfully numb, I awaken numb and smiling, Awakening from a blissful sleep, But realizing it was only a dream,
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Playing It Cool. . .
I am not good at this at all. This blog is going to serve two purposes for me. The first purpose is to kind of vent and get all my frustrations out of my head and onto virtual paper. The second is to ask for opinions- yours. First of all, many of you know I have been seeing a new guy. Several of you have met him. I am still not going to mention names however mostly because that is a rule I have when I write these things. I also want all of you to keep in mind that I am writing this with the knowledge that he will be reading it and would like all of you to keep that in mind also when you post your comments. But I don't want that to keep people from being honest. So here is my dilemma. This guy and I talked back and forth on the phone and computer for, well, I'm not really sure how long. Let's say maybe a couple months? When we finally met in person, things moved along pretty fast. That was only a couple weeks ago that we started seeing each other but we've seen each other numerous
My Adventure To The Club In Countryville
Friday I was sitting here me and my ex's girlfriend and well it was Monica's birthday and Shawn has to work.. so her birthday seemed to really suck at this point for her.. well Cindy and Jeff had asked me to go out with them.. I was getting ready to stay home so Monica wouldnt be completely alone for her birthday.. til Cindy came over and told Monica she was going... we rushed out the house went to the salon Monica got her hair done.. we came home and i was doing my hair while trying to eat McDonalds.. and yes there is a trick into not getting it into your hair.. lol we were running really late... Anyways we take off on our way there.. and the only thing I can think of at the time was that.. here I am a girl from Hammond Indiana that would go to Chicago clubbin all the time stuck down in Louisville KY going to come club that is country as hell and I was just sure I was not going to like this at all... We get there we go in.. the first thing i see.. is a bar in the back with like 8
~~deep Rooted Social Problems~~
The Holidays are upon on us folks. Hottest time of year for suicide! I wonder why that is? It's supposed to be the happiest of times, celebrating with friends and family. Then why are so many so miserable about now. Is it some deep rooted social problem? Are Humans just prone to depression? Perhaps we see how happy everyone else appears to be and think we must be missing the boat? I don't claim to know. Just thinking in type here. So, what do you want from Santa this year? Lets hear it! What is your greatest Christmas wish? I think I would be cool with winning the lottery and taking up personal residence at the Playboy mansion. Never been a greedy one, no not I! *LOL* Anyway, take a second and let us know what you think would make you happy for Christmas.
Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out window, B I T C H! Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If only men would listen....
Of How I Feel
If you changed the way you feel Would you tell me so I can heal For the feeling for you is so strong And I need to know before too long I look for you and never see you anymore And I ache from within beyond being sore I miss you and I know I will till at last I know If you lost the feeling and want me to go And leave your life and never darken your door I live within limbo waiting for what is in store Not sure of what tomorrow may bring I only know that for you my heart does sing And I feel a bit empty when I look for you It is a feeling that will never do To long for you and be left in need To seek to hold you like a miser in greed I only know that I love you too much And I feel lost because our souls did touch And I know that you love me and I felt it true Sweet Jolene this man belongs to you By Ron For Jolene
I Love Taking These Quizes.
Your True Love Is a Scorpio Why you'll love a Scorpio: Strong and sexy, Scorpio will overpower you into falling in love (before you even realize it!). You'll love being swept away by Scorpio - into a world of insane passion. Why a Scorpio will love you: You don't mind letting your Scorpio take the reigns, as long as you know you're truly cared for. Loyal and devoted, you would never do anything to set off insanely jealous Scorpio. What Sign Is Your True Love?
It's Me....
un-something.......maybe un-everything.... *sigh*
Prisoners In Our Own America
PRISONERS IN OUR OWN AMERICA My fellow White Americans, have we lost the battle for racial purity? I can not help but see changes in our society that further protect those who come over here unwelcome and unwanted. The Government will not put a stop to the mass floods of brown immigrants, but will send a hard working European immigrant packing because he is the wrong color to be given freedom. What will our government do next, let the Taliban members who happen to find their way over to our neck of the woods stay. The American Government is not protecting the people that they were sworn in to protect. We are on the side burner behind the Jew and Israel. It seems to me that our presidents and other elected officials are spending too much time spooning Israel and not enough time helping the people who put them into power in the first place. We spend billions of dollars per year stocking the Jewish military with American weapons , not to mention aid for the poor Jew who just so happene
Your Hair Should Be Blue Wild, brilliant, and out of control. You're a risk taker with an eye to the future. What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color? tis actually pink now
Double Standards In The Legal System
DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE LEGAL SYSTEM Why is it that in America we are taught to think freely when in reality were are told not to. Teachers tell students from a young age that their opinions matter and that they are free to have feelings and express those feelings with others, but it turns out when you get older you are expected to follow the pack and never question anything that is said. In the time of which we live young white males are being persecuted for hate thoughts when no action has even taken place. It turns out that if a white person gets into any type of confrontation with a person from another race the white is automatically tagged as a racists and the district attorney’s office is quick to bring charges of a hate crime on him. Whatever happened to the olden days where people would get into fights no charges would be brought upon them and the worst punishment they would receive would be a night in county lock up and a warning. Those days have gone the way of segreg
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Behind You
I sneak up behind you while you are sitting at the computer. The back of your neck tingles and you feel my presence. You realize I am there when you feel my fingers wrapped in your hair. You gasp as I pull you to your feet. As you try to speak I take my other hand and force my fingers in your mouth. You gag and become quiet. You realize my control over you and that you have no choice to my will. Fear rises up with in your body as you wonder what I will do next. I remove my fingers from your mouth and place the over your throat. Your pussy tightens and excitement rushes through your spirit. You can feel my hot breath on your neck. My teeth bite deep into your soft skin. My hand tightens around your throat. My other hand is pulling you closer to me with your hair. Your breath quickens. You melt into the pain and your pussy dampens. I quickly release you and spin you around to face me. Before you can say anything I force you to your knees with my hand on your throat. You can see my expose
How To Be A Good Wife (hehehe) In 1955
Ø Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. Ø Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Ø Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. Ø Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Ø Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then tables. Ø Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel h
Guilty Murderer
I’m killing everything I lived for I’m killing my purpose, I’m killing my dream I’m ending a life in selfishness And according to you it’s all I can do But you can’t feel the pain I’m feeling You can’t see how I feel inside You can’t ever know what this is doing to me You can’t even begin to try I can go pretending, I can keep living a lie I can go on believing this pain will dissipate and die I can go on living like this is any other day but I know the guilt in me will grow on and slowly eat me away
This Is Great
We should do this on CT LOL
The Word Of The Day Is....foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Last warning...I have no private pics...quit askin!!
Going High With Pure Touchs
Oh mY, Oh Yes,she said with a wicked smile No way,I'm not,Its just not my style, You coward,you're yellow,she grinned at him, That surely hit home,and he had to give in. Pushing him out ,and surely urging him on, She whispere get ready , I wont be that long, Entering the toilet,and bolting the door, Stripped fully naked ,his clothes on the floor. Within a few moments,came a knock that he knew, He opened the door,and in too, she now flew, Oh dear me Oh my, she smiled with a grin, Shutting the door,and now bolting them in. Moving to his face,Her lips rained down fire, She was crazy, and determined,to have her desire. Her Hands roaming freely,across his naked ass, His passion took over,and his manhood grew mass. He lifted her top,and removed the lace bra, He wanted to do this,now he had come so far, Her breasts were so firm,he teased with the nipple, Sending through them the both,a sensitive shivering ripple. Lifting her skirt,her lace panties were tight, H
This Is Not Only A Fantasy,but Example Of What You Should Expect
My fantasy begins with the usual introductory Love Making. We are both naked with the exception of your panties. We have thoroughly introduced our bodies to one another, and you are now standing in front of me, as I fall on my knees behind you to gaze at your beautiful silk encased and fully rounded ass. Then as you look at me from over your shoulder, and our eyes meet, I lean forward and grasp the waistband of your panties in my teeth and slowly pull them downward. You smile as you watch my nose all but disappear in the magnificent crack of your ass. It tickles a little as my nose lightly grazes your shadowy canyon on its journey downward. I in turn am reveling in the mixture of fragrances I encounter during my exploration. I can detect your wonderful perfume coupled with some body talc, and a bit of feminine perspiration moistening the deep valley between those dimpled globes. I find the aroma very appealing and begin to stroke my already hard cock. Soon the waistba
Come A Little Closer
come and get some closer or leave me here alone do you wanna save me and heal my broken hearth? do you wanna save me now you've got the chance do you wanna brake me come and take my hand come and get some closer so I can tell you more come rescue my lovely couse in my head it is a war do you wanna save me now you've got the chance do you wanna brake me come and take my hand come and help escape me from every problem in this world come and get out of here together or alone .....
~~marines Are Hott~~
Two things to know before you read below: Marines are taught: 1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation. A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - still waiting." It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matt
"mangled Minds"
Our thoughts are brought together Our minds mangled and riddled Past experiences have brought on a life of sinning Trajic thoughts and pleasant dreams have woven a single thing Post-mordum and the inequities of life have caused us to come together Years of seperation and empty thoughts of each other have brought us closer together Now our minds are mangled We are left with a list of decisions; not knowing which will be bad Seperated we are lonely and decrepid Being alone and out of touch have caused us to lose our way We now feel happy; a happiness that either of us have only dreamt about. The way of sin and the light of chance have brought us together Our mangled minds are leading us down a tunnel of light The light at the end of the tunnel shall show us the true meaning of life Guide me and I shall guide you Welcome to a new life
School Trip To The Racetrack
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one. As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said. "No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow."
Separated By A Common Language
I have just learned something very important today. Nobody speaks in the exact same language as you do. We may all think we speak the same language, but we do not. I learned this from an interaction with someone I cared about very much and who I thought loved me. We have known each other for many years and had some very rough times. Heck, we have both been told by mental health professionals to just stop trying because there were too many issues between us. But stupidly, we both kept trying. This did teach me an important lesson in communication. The lesson in it's simplest form is this: if you do not say EXACTLY what the other person wants to hear at the EXACT RIGHT TIME and in the EXACT RIGHT WAY then you may as well never say anything to them at all. Why is that? I do not exactly know. My guess is that we all have this strange little view of the people we have in our lives that gets fixed in an instant and anything that happens AFTER that image is imprinted gets
The Gross Bathroom Disaster
The Gross Bathroom Disaster A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on hi
Fuck The Fcc
For those of you who don't know. The FCC is the group that controls and edits TV and radio programs. You know the guys who say freedom of speech does not apply to everyone or everything. COMMIE BASTARDS!!!!!!!! We the people, have the right to veiw or hear whatever we see fit. If you do not wish to veiw or hear then don't. I love porn. I watch it. I own it. I have made it. If you have not then that's your right. It is not only adult films I'm talking about here. Think back a few years when Dick Chaney(the Vice Pres. of the land of the free) said," I'm calling on all Americans who love their freedom to boycott any CDs the Dixie Chicks release". WHAT THE FUCK! It was happening to Stern ( I will say I am not a fan of his ). He had to go to SIRUS Radio cuz of the FCC. This is not a right or left thing. It is our basic freedoms thing. So stop " The MORAL SIGHT AND SOUND Act" Please do one other thing for me. Always ask question; don't let people give you the answers. They w
This Sucks
this blows lost power at my house two days ago and still have no power. have to go to my partents house to eat and shower with. my wife just got a new dog so we cannt leave the dog by it self. no heat no power this sucks.
The Cure-a Short Term Effect
Movement No movement Just a falling bird Cold as it hits the bleeding ground He lived and died... Catch sight Cover me with earth Draped in black Static White sound A day without substance A change of thought An atmosphere that rots with time Colours that flicker in water A short term effect Scream! As she tries to push him over Helpless and sick With teeth of madness Jump jump dance and sing Sideways across the desert A charcoal face Bites my hand Time is sweet Derange and disengage everything A day without substance A change of thought The atmosphere rots with time Colours that flicker in water A short term effect An echo And a stranger's hand A short term effect An echo And a stranger's hand A short term effect ------------ The Cure - A Short Term Effect (Remastered LP Version)Music Code provided by Song2Play.Com
Strapping Young Lad-s.y.l.
I am the coming of a new age Past your shit by far I was a puzzle in your sick life, But will never be a piece anymore. Because I worked through your fucking bullshit And I worked through your fucking lies Now I'm working on the edge With a thousand times the stress, So I can damn you down to size. I worked in your fucking warehouse I worked in your fucking dream I worked on the edge of the product community And found that nothing's what it seemed I fucking hate you.... Devy worked in the corner of the piss yard Bored and plagued by pain, Devy got a taste of the corporate community, And never went back again. I worked for you fucking bastards I worked for your fucking lies I went and pissed away too may fucking opportunities To try and make you fuckers feel right And I fucking hate you... I am the coming of a new age Stained we still stand tall I am the coming of a new age And I will never fall I bear the questions of a new time Seen but never
Stand Up And Be Counted
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED Living in the twenty first century is hard for a proud white person, with more and more laws being passed to oppress those who are proud to be white it is hard for us to legally to express our views for an Aryan nation. No mater what we do we are under the watchful eye of the controlled media, and if we were to slip up just for a second we are labeled and arrested as a racist or a skinhead. The labeling is not our problem because like you I can handle being labeled racist, but I only wish this one-sided way of thinking would fall upon those of different races. We are living in a time where the immigrants have more rights than those who have been here for generations, and to top it all off those rights are being paid for by the labor of the white men and women who inhabit the lands. More and more money is being spent each year to put up the undesirables, to make sure they have food in the bellies and a doctor to visit if they get sick. Money that should
Bad Religion-los Angeles Is Burning
Somewhere high in the desert near a curtain of blue St. Anne's skirts are billowing But down here in the city of limelights The fans of Santa Ana are withering And you can't deny the living is easy If you never look behind the scenery It's Showtime for dry climes And bedlam is dreaming of rain When the hills of Los Angeles are burning Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind So many lives are on the breeze Even the stars are ill at ease And Los Angeles is burning This is not a test of the emergency broadcast system When Malibu fires and radio towers Conspire to dance again And I cannot believe the Media Mecca They're only trying to peddle reality Catch it on Prime Time Story at nine The whole world is going insane When the hills of Los Angeles are burning Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind So many lives are on the breeze Even the stars are ill at ease And Los Angeles is Burning A placard reads "the end of days" Jacaranda boughs are bending in
Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air..
The Legend Of The Candy Cane
The Legend of the Candy Cane Look at the Candy Cane What do you see? Stripes that are red Like the blood shed for me White is for my Savior Who's sinless and pure! "J" is for Jesus My Lord, that's for sure! Turn it around And a staff you will see Jesus my shepherd Was born for Me! Many years ago, a candy maker wanted to make a candy at Christmas time that would serve as a witness to his Christian faith. He wanted to incorporate several symbols for the birth, ministry and death of Jesus. He began with a stick of pure white hard candy; white to symbolize the Virgin Birth and the sinless nature of Jesus; hard to symbolize the solid rock, the foundation of the Church; firmness to represent the promise of God. The candymaker made the candy in the form of a "J" to represent the name of Jesus, who came to earth as our Savior. He thought it could also represent the staff of the Good Shepherd, with which he reached down into
Pc Xmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the North Pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And equal employment had made it quite clear That Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! The runners had been removed from his sleigh; The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. And people had started to call for the cops When they heard sled noises coming from their roof-tops. Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened. His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened." And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows, Rudolf was suin
But I like it. =) In case you're wondering I just get these bible verses and weekly wisdoms emailed to my job. Remember, I like learning new things. Besides if I sit down and try to read the Bible I'll shoot myself. If you're not choosing to spend regular time with God, then you're choosing to die spiritually.
I see Paris, I see France, Something something something... Um... underwears.
Love the show but that isn't what this blog is actually about necessarily. What if you had a power or powers and you didn't have any idea about them? Doesn't have to be something off the charts as being invulnerable and never being able to die or being able to walk through solid objects. Something like you would see maybe you do have a split personality or you could hear someone else's thoughts? What if though, you have the ability to feel what other people feel. Not through touch, but what their emotional feelings are. Say someone is having a down day and you've been on the happy side but once you come in contact either through conversation or physically touching them that you start feeling down. There was nothing that you experienced or happened to you that would cause these new feelings except for the contact you had with this other person. What if I told you I was an empath? More to follow....
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...why Does Love Hurt
so yeah, me and my hunny bunny have been together a while now but i don't feel that we're as close as we should be and used to be. I know as people grow together (considering we're both still young), sometimes they just grow apart...but this hurts so bad. i look down at my ring and wonder why things are the way they are. Why do i get short tempered with him? why does he get short tempered with me? do we even really love each other or are we together because it's easier than putting ourselves out there to be rejected? i guess i want a notebook romance, a love like corey and topanga, and a story like a walk to remember... is that too much to ask?
Cute Kids
vote 4 my son please make him the cutest kid
Another Two For One Posting !
Without Without inspiration there is no fire Without that there is no burning desire Without that which taps the soul Without the drive no work is whole Without a muse there is nothing new Without the feeling there emptiness too Without one who sparks the minds eye Without that one these work fall and die Without someone who that gentle nudge Without that one all things are a drudge Without the fire the spark and flame Without poetry the poet and the name By R. Thomas Dinsmore I hear your voice carried on the breeze Silent sweet melody puts me at ease Listening to the spirit that calls from within Wondering if love is ever a sin Now that I have found you no other can be I am so lost in you your all I can see You fill me and are that missing peace You’re the only one who can this soul release I soar upon clouds at the sound of your voice I seek you out for I have no other choice I am drawn to you as a moth to the flame I live for the melody of
Two New Prophecies Given By Kim Clement
December 1, 2006 - Detroit, MI God wants you to see what the prophets have heard. What is it that the prophets have heard? The prophets are hearing the sound of an abundance. The prophets are hearing that this is a year of jubilee. The prophets are hearing that next year God wants to make you debt free. The prophets are hearing that only from the Rock, Christ Jesus will this come. The prophet is hearing that this season over Christmas will bring about revelations that terrorists have hidden, will be revealed. This revival is going to start and has already started with My church and My church alone shall release the revival in this nation and throughout the earth. The Spirit of God says in this nation and a few others there will be a Christian President in this nation for the next 20 something years, whether Democrat or Republican matters not. God said he will place a praying believer at the top, not a religious bigot, not someone that He is controlling but a spiritual person and be
Here We Go Again
Currently listening to: And here we go again With all the things we said And not a minute spent To think that we'd regret So we just take it back, These words and hold our breath Forget the things we swore we meant I'll write you just to let you know that I'm alright Can't say I'm sad to see you go Cause I'm not. No I'm not. Well, I'm not. And here we go again With all the things we did And now I'm wondering Just who would I have been To be the one attached At all times to your hip? Forget the things we swore we meant. I'll write you just to let you know that I'm alright Can't say I'm sad to see you go Cause I'm not, no I'm not. Well, I'm not. (No, I'm not, no I'm not). I'll write you to let you know that I'm alright Can't say I'm sad to see you go Cause I'm not (no, I'm not) Well, I'm not (no, I'm not) I'm not, I'm not. And here we go again With all the things we said And not a minute spent To think that we'd regre
Thank you everyone for the kind love you have shown me....the tap brightens every day for me.
That Dream
The feeling Do you feel the same? It hurts The view Do you see the same It's red The smell Do you smell the same? It's like roses The taste Do you taste the same? It's chocolat The sound Do you hear the sound? It ristles Oow that feeling hurts. I'm dying for your lips, red like roses and taste like chocolat. I hear the ristle in my ears when I kiss you. Than I wake up It is hard to believe you won't be mine.
Planet Of The Apes Look Alike
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New Here And Looking For More Texans
Hi all, I am trying this blog thing for the first time and thought I would see who here lives in North Texas. I am a transplant to Dallas and trying to find my way.
Best Christmas Cookies Ever!!!!
1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor.. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of suga
My Avenged Sevenfold Song...
You scored as Eternal Rest. Your Avenged Sevenfold song is Eternal Rest. You have potential do to something great but friends and family are holding you down. You care about the people with cronic illnesses and the children in Africa with no food. Also people need to get to know you before they can understand you.Burn It Down90%Eternal Rest90%Warmness on the Soul85%Sidewinder80%Seize the Day60%Bat Country55%Beast and the Harlot50%Unholy Confessions45%The Wicked End40%Chapter Four40%Which Av
River...merry Christmas All
This song is amazing! Make me think of my baby...ILU Listen to it! It’s coming on Christmas They’re cutting down trees They’re putting up reindeer singing songs of joy and peace Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on But it don’t snow here It stays pretty green I’m going to make a lot of money And then I’m going to quit this crazy scene Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on I wish I had a river so long Teach my feet to fly high Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on I made my baby cry I tried hard to help me No it wouldn’t be at ease But it left me so naughty made me weak in the knees Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on But I’m so hard to handle I’m selfish and I’m sad Now I gone and lost the best baby that I’ve ever had Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on Oh I wish I had a river so long I would teach my feet to fly highhh Oh I wish I had a river That I could skat
They say I’m too young to know pain But I’ve been through more than you know They that life is just a game A game that no one ever one before You say I’m digging my own grave But I’d rather be dead than to live You tell me I’m driving you all insane But do you think I really give a shit I’m high on adrenaline It’s flowing through my brain All the blood, all the blood Pours from my veins I’m lost in empty emotions That I wish I never felt before I’m high, so high, higher then before They say I’m too young to deal with life But I’m living through it everyday They say life is never fair But this can’t be the way it should be I’m a slave to the life that everyone lives But I don’t think I’m ready to live it I’m through with all this pain Just through with all the fucking shit I’m high on adrenaline It’s flowing through my brain All the blood, all the blood Pours from my veins I’m lost in empty emotions That I wish I never felt b
We Are All That Stands Between The Monsters And The Weak
We Are All That Stands Between The Monsters And The Weak: The sun beat like a hammer, not a cloud was in the sky. The mid-day air ran thick with dust, my throat was parched and dry. With microphone clutched tight in hand and cameraman in tow, I ducked beneath a fallen roof, surprised to hear, "Stay low." My eyes blinked several times before in shadow I could see, The figure stretched across the rubble, steps away from me. He wore a cloak of burlap strips, all shades of grey and brown, That hung in tatters till he seemed to melt into the ground. He never turned his head or took his eye from off the scope, But pointed through the broken wall and down the rocky slope. "About eight hundred yards," he said, his whispered words concise, "Beneath the baggy jacket he is wearing a device." A chill ran up my spine despite the swelter of the heat, "You think he's gonna set it off along the crowded street?" The sniper gave a weary sigh and said, "I wouldn't doubt it," "Unless there'
Still Thinking
She holds me captive with a smile Now I search all the while Seeking the one who caught my eye Beauty such to make angels sigh Flaxen hair and the perfect face Sound of her laugh made this heart race Faint of heart and fair maiden charm Did this mans defense she disarm Now I seek just one more chance The fair maiden and her glance That holds me still to this day That keeps me looking in every way For the one whose beauty true Makes the days all feel so new IN LOVE I desire to hold you and kiss you deep To give you my passion yours to keep To love you as no one ever has tried So you know that I am always at your side Yours to be with in all that may be Yours forever till the end of eternity To make a vow to love you without end To be there for you as your best friend To never let any come in between you and I To make you smile and be joyous until we die Together forever in this world and in the next In my heart these words are a living text
How I'm Spending (some Of) My Chanukah Gelt.
1) Getting my fishing rod/reel setup in a way that I can fish locally year-round. 2) Getting a few accessories and ammo to go shoot (at least) 1 round of skeet/trap/sporting clays. Damn right!
If Your Over 30 You'll Find This Hilarious
IF you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in heck I was going to lay a bunch of junk like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a darn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the darn library and look i t up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email! ! We had to actually writ
Inner Demons
"Inner Demons" By:Sarena These voices in my head just wont go away. Everytime I ask them to leave ,they stay. I dont know how much more I can take, I wish they would materialize to be pierced with a stake. Having these voices isn't very mundane, but my mind will forever be their domain.
Sex Card
Tina Porn aficionado 'What will your sex business card say?' at
SCREAM.FOR.ME. Btw, no one ask me how I am today. The answer is I'm not fine nor will I ever be. Mmkay? Let's just get that out of the way.
My Roast
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Sweet Success!!!!
After about two months of talking about it i FINALLY got my damn I Am Ghost CD! Ryan is gonna be so proud! LOL!
Todays Horoscope 12/22/06
Capricorn - The week may have been rocky, but you will be rewarded tonight.
What's He Thinking?!
My Nene didn't look too happy with me...
My Christmas Wish List!
This is the 2006 edition On My Christmas Wish list! So ill start it and you can reply if you want.. 1.) A good man 2.) New Shoes 3.) A good man 4.) New cell phone 5&6.) A Really Good Man! 7.) That jacket I seen the other day! 8.) Lots of Gift certificates(cause im pickish) 9.) A good man and one that is fun 10.) A sexual that would be a good man with HIGH Stamina...OHhh yeah.. 11.) and last but not least.....A GOOD MAN! So if you think you can help with any of the listed items or need more Info feel free to ask..Ill give more info if needed..HAHAHAH Have a safe and Merry Christmas... D
~~why Do The Cherrytap Staffers Do This~~
Friends, do you get this message when you are trying to post a comment to friends? I try to post a comment from MSTags wishing my friends a Merry Christmas, and I get this dumb-ass commentary from some mental giant from cherrytap that reads: (read below) Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you're too fucking dumb to understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks! (why do they do this---Do they think this elevates their IQ)
Club Bewitched
This is where I am now join me.Here is the link.
~~alcohol 'may Prevent Arthritis'~~
Alcohol 'may prevent arthritis' Drinking a moderate amount of alcohol each day could protect against arthritis, a study of mice has found. In the Swedish study, mice whose water contained 10% alcohol had a lower risk of rheumatoid arthritis. The team said it was not possible to say exactly how much alcohol would have the same effect for humans. But UK arthritis experts cast doubt on the relevance of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences study findings for treating human disease. Low or moderate alcohol intake has been shown to benefit people in a number of ways, such as lowering the risk of heart disease. But drinking too much causes complications including liver damage. Translation 'not possible' In the study carried out by a team at Gothenburg University, mice were given injections of collagen to induce rheumatoid arthritis (RA). Studies in humans have not shown any relationship either protective or in terms of increased risk between
The New Math...
This should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While H, I Haven't.
Blonde Job Interview
Job Interview Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder. Sitting back down, he opened it up and pulled out a picture and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars, etc." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde ( Roxie ) and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "Did you notice any distinguishing features about the man?" The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!" The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!" The first blonde hun
Final Exam
At Duke University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. T hey studied that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned th
A friend sent this to me and I thought it was so funny I had to send it out to yall!!!Hope you get a laugh like I did! Please let me know your shoe sizes. Christmas is a little tight for me this year. But I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads. These slippers are soft and hygienic with non-slip grip strips on the soles. The built-in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh, and as an added bonus--no more bending over to mop up messy spills! They are disposable, bio-degradable and environmentally safe . They come in three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags !
Anxiety Strikes!
Tomorrow marks my official due date for the birth of Catherine Rylee. I'm tired, bitchy and achey all over. They say a baby can be born either 2 weeks before or 2 weeks after the due date given by the doctor. If I have to wait another 2 weeks I think I'll go insane! LOL I've been feeling the contractions come every couple to every few hours. My back is very sore and my hips feel like they will give at any moment. My feet, ankles and hands are swollen, which is to be expected, I know, but I can't sit in my chair for more than an hour before I have to go lay down. Okay, I'm complaining now! LOL
Just Curious.
My PERSONAL curiousity. Why do people proudly display that they drink Jager? I seriously don't get it; I mean Jager?! *shudders*
Christmas Tree
hey all my friends, i want to wish everyone a merry christmas and a happy holidays! If you leave me a present under my pages's christmas tree i will definitley return the favor! So leave me a gift ill leave you one and have a great day tomorrow, have fun with friends and family and may everyone be safe!!!
Changes come and changes go But there’s always one thing that I’ll know. I’ve hid in shame and regret today For a stupid mistake I made yesterday. I’ve broken a promise, a long-held deal, The pain on my wrist I shall conceal.
I Wish...
I wish my parents were back together so I wouldn’t feel in the middle of them. I wish that my mom would accept that Patti is a part of my life and nothing that she can do will ever change that. I wish I could help my sister understand my mom—I doubt anyone will—and our parents’ divorce. I wish I could see my mom put more effort into her and I’s phone conversations—she is, just so I can see it. I wish I had a big, soft, fluffy cloud so I could get away from people for a few hours, or days, just to have time to myself to think. I wish I had the ability to freeze time and re-startit as if nothing happened. I wish I could tell when, where, who, and the person killing, soa ll people that do it would be in jail. I wish I wouldn’t have to rush—only when needed. I wish Harold didn’t have to go away utnil June 1 because he’s my second best friend.
Merry Christmas
well i am here to wish you all a merry christmas, happy holidays.. i have spend most of my cherry bucks because you guys all mean so much to me .. i bought u all a gift.. sorry i couldnt spend more... :)... let the cherries rack up again and you will get more from me:) hope your christmas is warm and sweet... and i hope u get everything you need and want this year. remember the greatest gift of all is the one special person, a special someone or even your child that u cuddle up with... just having someone to spend the holiday w/. thats the greatest gift... :) so if u are lonely tonight hit me up and ill talk to ya:) ~sarah
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~~preparing Our Children For 2007~~
~~my Perspective For The War In Iraq And President Ahwannajob From Iran~~
dreams of sharing a life I see the sad look of longing that calls to me One who ponders the course of destiny A love that captures and hold thoughts so true And dreams of sharing a life for two One on the mind and in the soul One who completes and makes her whole Eyes that stare though space and time Eyes that search for her love sublime Caring look that tells the tale so clear If her eyes could talk he would hear The look carries her love hopes and fears A love like that can out last the years It can shine as a beacon to light the way To a place where the world does melt away Where they can share their passion deep Her eyes say she is his sweet dream to keep By R. Thomas Dinsmore
James Brown Interview
Losing Family
My cousin committed suicide yesterday, he was only 37 years old. He never had a happy life and I can only hope that he has found a better place. It hasn't been much of a holiday for me or my mom but I tried to keep things up for my kids. Today has been a very sad day for me.
Yeah I think she's falling out of love Yeah I think she's falling out of love Yeah I know she's fallen out of love Yeah I know she's fallen out of love All of the flowers All of the flowers I gave her She burned them Burned them A swollen sun melting at the horizon Between the sheets I wait for her to come A living flame, impossible to resist Burning me deep with every bite, kiss and lick I'm haunted I'm haunted I'm haunted (by her) Invades my sleep with tumescent intentions Hades I'm sure must be missing a demon I hate the morning I hate the morning From the panes a green mist swirls Is it a shadow of reflection This apparition in moon beams bathed A voice like wind through trees beckons Cool rain on hot summer stone The odor fills my presence Of freshly dug grave and deatha nd night These things are her essence Nocturnal mistress, spirit lover your mouth of wine and woodsmoke taste My goddess of the violet twilight You are lust incarnate
First Kiss
I stair into your beautiful brown eyes, I can feel the blood rushing throughout my body. And as I brush the hair out of your face, I slide my hand down your soft slender cheek, as my skin touches yours, our hearts beat faster. As you run your hands through my hair I lean towards you, I breathe you in. And when our eyes close, our lips meet. Our kiss is soft and wet, smooth and warm, sensuous and passionate. The kiss hits our whole bodies like a tidal wave. We both feel all of our emotion at once, it's a feeling words can't describe. As we pull away, you look into my eyes and I look into yours, we smile realizing that was our first kiss, And it wasn't going to be our last.
40 Things You Wish You'd Say At Work... But Couldn't (repost Of A Bulletine Posted By Cnadian Embassy ~neo
40 things you'd love to say at work 1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself. 5 I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6 Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7 I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message. 8 I don't work here - I'm a consultant. 9 It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying. 10 Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11 I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13 I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn. 14 I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had abo
Prisoners In Our Own America
PRISONERS IN OUR OWN AMERICA My fellow White Americans, have we lost the battle for racial purity? I can not help but see changes in our society that further protect those who come over here unwelcome and unwanted. The Government will not put a stop to the mass floods of brown immigrants, but will send a hard working European immigrant packing because he is the wrong color to be given freedom. What will our government do next, let the Taliban members who happen to find their way over to our neck of the woods stay. The American Government is not protecting the people that they were sworn in to protect. We are on the side burner behind the Jew and Israel. It seems to me that our presidents and other elected officials are spending too much time spooning Israel and not enough time helping the people who put them into power in the first place. We spend billions of dollars per year stocking the Jewish military with American weapons , not to mention aid for the poor Jew who just so happene
Betrayed Betrayed,i wish he was dead betrayed left with nothing betrayed voices in my head betrayed why did'nt i see betrayed i hate him betrayed whats wrong with me can you feel my anger can you can you feel my pain can you feel my torment driving me insane if you had told me when i was younger that i was pulling you under i would'nt be living this hate i would'nt be standing at the edge staring at my fate betrayed only you to blame betrayed do you feel ashamed
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Funny List For Army
Here is a funny list I ran across the other day while attempting to search out information on military boards.... It is hilarious and most of it is quite true May not understand it if you have no asociation with the military, but then again enjoy. The Skippy List Explanations of these events: a) I did myself, and either got in trouble or commended. (I had a Major shake my hand for the piss bottle thing, for instance.) b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant we had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.) c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.) d) Was the result of a clarification of the above. ("What about especially patriotic porn?") e) I was just minding my own business, when something happened. ("Schwarz...what is *that*?" said the Sgt, as he pointed to the back of my car? "Um....a rubber sheep...I can explain why that's there....") To explain how I've stayed out of jail/alive/not
Happy New Years
Wishing all of you on L C a Happy Hoildays and Sending some love from me to you .. xoxo
This Is Me
Reno 911
Italian Boy's Confession
ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been having sex with a loose woman. The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? Yes, Father, it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? I cannot say. Was it Teresa Volpe? I'll never tell. Was it Nina Capelli? I'm sorry but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? Please, Father, I cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself. Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get? Four months vacat
I don't know if I am the only one to notice, but CherryTap has some extremely negative people. It seems some of them, their only purpose here is to try to insult other people. Is there self esteem THAT low ..Does it really make you feel better bout yourself to trash someone you don't even know? I find this behavior even more apparent when it come to the MUMMS here on the Tap. Some people are downright cruel, and the constant posts on almost every MUMM (this one was already done!!) Well fuck...excuse us who don't read EVERY single one before we post one...some of us on the Tap have lives...We don't have time to read all the MUMMS before we post one. Just to make sure the MUMM regulars approve..If ya already saw it...SHUT UP AND MOVE TO THE NEXT ONE THEN! Another thing thats pissin me off is the bitchin over who real freinds are...get over it...stop fillin my bulletins wit this crap!!! It's always some older guy complaining when a younger good lookin chica won't talk to him..Get ove
Walk On Water...
What Type Of Sex Is Best For You?
You prefer Romantic sex! You like romantic sex. For you, it's not all too much about being horny - it's more an expression of how you feel about your partner(s). It's an experience that you can share -- that you can experience and enjoy together. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
Color Quiz
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My Sex Quiz
You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Hot94%Soft94%Sweet88%Violent81%Exciting75%Shy50%Wet50%Awkward0%What is your sexual style?created with i was to hot to handle
Coyote Hill... New Years "Evil".....PropertySix....PhunkJunkeez....Dirtball......Big B...and so many more dope bands to hear.....All Ages event....starts at 4:00pm and goes till 2007....Motorcross jumpers and free stuff.......So DONT MISS THE BIGGEST PARTY ON THE WEST.....COYOTE HILL(124th Ave. Glendale)......NEW YEARS EVIL Get tickets Now....$17.00 Door Price.............$25.00 Contact PropertySix hotline(623-455-8025)
Freddy Soto 1 (rip Man)
Hundred Reasons-if I Could
It's whereabouts that won't cave in Scenes of violence protect this In aching heart that will begin To wrestle with obstruction And I'd stay for ages, if i could To wake you I'd stay for ages, If I could To wake you In taking hold to waste within Coping as best as you can with; The way it is does not have to be As long as it stays unwritten And I'd stay for ages, if i could To wake you I'd stay for ages, If I could To wake you Speak to me in tongues And you speak in tongues to me Speak to me in tongues And you speak in tongues to me And I'd stay for ages, if i could To wake you And I'd stay for ages, If I could To wake you And I'd stay for ages, And I'd stay for ages to wake you ---------------- Remember when I said whoop my ass anytime? Well fuck, the ass whooping continues with this awesome beat from Hundred Reasons, this comes from their album Ideas Above Our Station from years back, not sure if they put out a new cd yet.
If I Had A Wish...
Just A Friend
Sometimes I Feel Like I Am All Alone, All Alone In This Big World, But When I See You Again, I’m Happy Cause I Know It Isn’t True. You Give Me Te Feeling That Somebody Does Love Me. So… I Wanted To Thank You, Thank You… For Listening T o Me. For Being There When I Needed You. Thank You… For Don’t Judging Me. For Taking Me For What I am. Thank You… For Supporting Me In Every Way Thank You For Telling Me Your Secrets. Thank You… For Never Leaving Me, For Loving Me. I Have So Many Thing I Want To Thank You For, But There Are To Many, And There Aren’t Enough Words, Bit There’s Just One Thing I Really Want To Thank You For: Thank You For Being My Friend! I Love You…
Watch me with your eyes Been giving God a pedophile I want to be just like you Then I'd be cool maybe not But we lift our eyes Big surprise, kiss me goodbye, whore Without you being here I'd be giving fear a bit more I wish I could feel like you When I fuck like you a bit sore But we lift our eyes Big surprise, kiss me goodbye It makes it more that you work for Every knuckle wiped into her I know you fucking monster I will never get what I want Inside of her And this gift of mine Resing, restring, unwind A part of me gets pissed A part of me gets sore A part of me gets pissed A part of me gets sore A part of me gets pissed A part of me gets sore And it makes it more That you work for Every knuckle wiped into her I know You fucking monster I will never get what I want Inside of her (12 times) A part of me gets sick A part of me gets sore A part of me gets Inside of her (3 times) A part of me gets sore A part of me gets sick A
The Strokes-the End Has No End
One by one, ticking time bombs won It's not the secret of the government That's keeping you dumb Oh, it's the other way around - wait... What's that sound? One by one, baby, here they come. He wants it easy; he want it relaxed Said I can do alot of things, but I can't do that Two steps forward, then three steps back ...Alright "Won't you take a walk outside?" -Oh no. "Can't you find some other guy?" -Oh no. "1 9 6 9 what's that sound?" -Oh no. Keeping down the underground Oh no... The end has no end The end has no end The end has no end The end has no end ... He want it easy; he want it relaxed Said I can do alot of things, but I can't do that Two steps forward, then three steps back It won't be easy "Won't you take a walk outside?" -Oh no. "Can't you find another guy?" -Oh no. "1 9 6 3 what's that sound?" -Oh no. Keeping down the underground Oh no... The end has no end The end has no end The end has no end the end has no end The en
I was gonna go get a tatt today, but circumstances beyond my control are preventing it. *sigh* i'm all sorts of disappointed and stuff. my daughter and i are sitting here having coffee, discussing the finer points of the 5th grade. She's growing up so fast!!!
Long Awaited
How I have thought of this day for the longest time! And now, the time has come for our love to once again be shared. I await your arrival with baited breath, imagining all the glorius things we shall do to each others bodies. How much I long to kiss your sexy, pouty lips, and run my fingers through your silky hair. I long for your strong arms to pull me close as you whisper of your love for me…. I will meet you at the airport, with only my duster, heels and a smile on. As you depart the plane, I can tell at a glance that you have also been awaiting your arrival, for the tight jeans you wear barely conceal the long hard outline of your fully engorged cock. As your searching eyes meet mine, I see the quick twitch of that beautiful cock shift in your jeans, straining at the slippery softness of my satin panties you wear under them. As soon as you clear the gate, as if in a scene from an old love story, you drop your bags and run for me, picking up and swinging me in circl
Again I'm so alone, the wine is pouring down No one to share with, no one to care with The only light in my life Comes from the candlelight, black candles left behind As I'm sitting through the night I'm so cold and dark inside your memory will haunt me till the day I die Just a shadow, a shadow of a man I'm just a shadow, a shadow of a man The eyes of statues standing along the nave They seem to follow my every move, every tear I shed I am no longer living, but I am still not dead I'm somewhere in between, I am of the unseen Must we have the other side, just to feel alive? Oh I wonder what would be had if we not created me Just a shadow, a shadow of a man I'm just a shadow, a shadow of a man The eyes of statues standing along the nave They seem to follow my every move They drive me insane Surrounded by darkness in this cold church of mine I try to remember, all that once was mine I don't know what tomorrow will bring But if life is so divine, how come I suffer s
Popped Right In The Kisser
Same Old Lang Sign
Well, here we are. New Years Eve. I can't believe it's already here. I haven't gone out for New Years in a few years. I have been the one here home with the kids. It's ok, I don't mind actually. I am sick and I quit smoking so staying home should be a good thing! I'll watch all the hoopla on TV with the kids and go to bed after midnight, as usual. I was supposed to spend tonight with a certain someone. He's gone and that is obviously not happening. It's making today very difficult to go through. I miss him and we didn't have the best of conversations earlier today. I guess that doesn't help matters any. He'll be on my mind and in my heart. That's the best I can do.
Today I went to see u I poured a bottle of bacardi on your grave and left the empty bottle with some flowers in it! Love u buddy!! Wish u were here with me this year celebrating the new year!! Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breaths away!!!!! And the people we meet while we are here!! Until I see your smiling face again u will forever be in my heart!
Switch....part 111
“i wonder,” i said, sitting calmly and gripping my cock inside my trousers and squeezing it firmly, “how long it will take for your clothes to dry. and if they’d dry faster on you or off you.” i smiled pleasantly as kept her head lowered. “and,” i continued allowing an irritation to come through, “i do not want you staring at the floor. lift your head and look at me.” she raises her head but her eyes refuse to meet mine. they dart quickly all over the room and even fall on me occasionally but continue to search for some sense of normalcy. she will not find it. in the meantime, annoyance builds up inside me. i squeeze my cock again, stand up and walk towards her slowly stopping in front of her. “i do NOT,” i slapped face hard and my cock jerks, “want to continually have this fucking conversation. when i tell you something, you will do it and do it fucking quickly.” i punctuate with open handed slaps and take her face in one hand forcing her to look at me. “yes,” i tell her quietly
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Another Questionnaire Hehe
Three Names You Go By: 1. Mummy 2. CareBear 3. Mistress Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now: 1. Gimp Mask 2. Drunken perverted grin 3. Leather Thong Three Things You Would Want in a Relationship: 1. Total Obedience 2. A marital sound-proofed basement 3. A shared love of Bumble Bees Three of Your Favorite Things to do: 1. Failing at being amusing 2. Laughing like Donkey from Shrek 3. Laughing like Donkey from Shrek when I fail to be amusing Three Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment: 1. Coffee Cake 2. Viggo offering Coffee Cake 3. Bugger the Coffee Cake, just Viggo Three pets you had/have: 1. A Bumble Bee called Eamon (sadly he died 2 days into my ownership but it was 1978 and veterinary care for suicidal insects was scarce) 2. Puppy Beast 3. A Manatee named Doris (ok so it's not a REAL Manatee, but she counts dammit!) Three people who will fill this out: 1. Pffffft.....erm Kaytie! DO IT! 2. Viggo Mortensen
Ever Enough ?
Is there ever enough, Love between us… To keep us both honest and true… Why is it so hard just to sit in the yard, and stare at the sky so blue… >>> I got new way of walking, and a new way of talking… Honey when I’m around you… >>> Well it gives me the blues, When I got some good news… And you’re not there to bring it to… >>> Life is a blessing, It’s a delicatessen… Of all the little favors you do… All wrapped up together, No matter the weather… Baby you always come thru… >>> It’s a measure of treasure that gives me such pleasure… Of Loving you the way I do… And you know I’d gladly say I need your Love badly… And bring my Love back home to you… >>> Well I’m thinking I’m knowing that I better be going… You know I hate to say so long… It gives me an ocean of mixed up emotion… I’ll have to work it out in a song… >>> So I’m leaving a lot, for the little I got… When you know a lot
Too Cute Must Read
This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Help line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause." Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations)! "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" "Hello, this is Ken Renard and I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: pro
Another Day In My Life
hmmmm How should I really start this.... Yes I am married, but not buried. As my Grandfather always said, "The Day I quit looking is the day I either die or turn Gay." Well I'm not Dead and I'm not Gay so I am still looking. I am 38 and re-entered the Army after being out for 12 yrs. Why you may ask...1)to provide for my family. 2)to travel. 3)to provide medical benefits for my family 4)hey medical for me, I'm not getting any younger. Children:4 Oh yes 4, the oldest, my son joined the Airforce this year (Got married..This could make me a grandfather.) Why I am on CherryTap? To see if I still got what it takes to turn heads. SO far , so good. Thanks for all the love. Also always eager to make new friends. Ok enough about me!!!
Are You One Of The Cry Babies?
Great article. Author unknown: Lets Start off this New Year with the right attitude......... A Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I starting thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state? Or possibly
New Male Model!!
I'm seeking a new model to be my "main" guy in my pix/video. This is what I'm looking for: ~Located in the Brevard Co, Fl area (I am south so Indian River may also apply). ~Reliable transportation (because I'm not going to pick your ass up) ~Single or OPEN relationship (I don't have the time for drama) ~Over the age of 27 ~Over 5'10" ~Slim body type ~Dick 8 inches plus ~Your face will be in ALL content NO EXCEPTIONS Those are the main quailifications, however I'm VERY picky & will decide on a person to person basis. If you're interested please e-mail me photos of your dick, face & full body. Only send me clear/RECENT photos, and make sure a the above mentioned are included. You may also reply to this message, so long as you have photos attached to your page. I'll post a blog about this with further information later on tonight.
Those Damb Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze 1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner." 2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!" 1st Hillbilly: "Wh y is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar ." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly "She Ain't got no pecker
To Better Things This Year.....
for myself i hope things get alot better as dealt with the loss of my mums,friend & uncle last year....besides also disownin knowledge for my ex-dad...there was alot of rough times.....some bright spots like finally bein able to get to go to disneyland again after 3 years without goin... seein my best friends daughter grow up...findin out about lc now ct from shell====you rockkkkkk babe....its funnnnn here & met alot of cool gals...hope you all & your families have a good new year....sympathy goes out to those also with cheers to all......hugsssss....
2007 Most Sexy Contest
For My True Friends
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Happy Birthday Daddy
This a video I did for my dad this birthday this and I want feed back on how u guys like the video and if it a good video to send to my dad.
The Half - Wit ( Oh Sooooootrue!!!)
The Half - Wit A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night." "That's the guy I want to talk to -- the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the rancher.
For Golfers
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glare
i walk down the street looking searching i walk the ally ways searching i look behind me always searching always looking what am i searching for well i am searching for you and i wonder if when i find you if you had been doing the same thing searching for me will things be ok bettween you me or are we stil searching only time will tell but in the mean time i will keep searching and i hope that i will find you or that you will find me and i hope that waile i am searching for you that you are searching for me
One Century Ago
Here are some of the U.S. statistics for the Year 1906: The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years old. Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower! The average wage in the U.S. was 22 Cents per hour. The average U.S. worker made between $200 and $400 per year. A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year a dentist made $2,500 per year, a veterinarian $1,500 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
For The Ladies
How to Eat Pussy Hey, I have a lot of respect for everyone who likes to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And some of you who are giving it the old college try aren't really doing too well...or as well as you could be, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds someone who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. Remember, anyone can fuck, and those who can usually do satisfactorily, but the one who truly gives good head has got it made! Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her how beautiful it is, tell her which parts you like best, how it turns you on...tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. It's beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that mak
Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Ne
Thins We Can Learn From A Dog
Things We Can Learn From A Dog Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it's in your best interest, always practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. Take naps and always stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body. No matter how often you are criticized, don
~~>>hillary's First Night As President
>>HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT >>in January 2009 >> >>Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her >>first night in the White House. She has waited so long....... >>The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, >>"How can I best serve my country?" >> >>Washington says, "Never tell a lie." >>"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." >> >>The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... >>Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" >>Jefferson says, >> >>"Listen to the people." >>"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." >> >>On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... >>Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" >> >> >> Lincoln says,? >> >> >> >> >> >>"Go to the theater ." >> >> >>
First Survey Of 2007
Body: 70 Questions to End the Year. 1. Are you in a relationship? no 2. Do you hate more then 3 ppl?maybe 3. How many houses have you lived in?a lot 4. What is your favorite candy ?turtles 5. What is your favorite food?italian 6. Have you ever tripped someone?yes 7. Favorite Summer trip this year?camping in the woods 9. Do you own a Britney Spears CD?no 10. Have you ever thrown up in public?yes 11. Name someone that's ALWAYS on your mind. depends 12. What is your favorite music genre? a lot of different stuff 13. What is your sign?Pisces 14. What time were you born? 11:45 pm 15. Do you like beer?yes 16. Have you ever made a prank call?yes 17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?none 18. Are you sarcastic?who me 19. What is your favorite color?all colors 22. Spring or fall?spring 23. What is your favorite color to wear?black 24. Pepsi or Sprite?mountain dew 25. What color is your cell ph
~~i Miss Bill Clinton~~
I Miss Bill Clinton It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "
Used Car-:-) :-) :-)
Subject: Used car-:-) :-) :-) It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting n a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a car here we'd get screwed .so we're just waiting
Why Make That Mistake
I cried for you, I would have died for you. Why did I let you go? Why did I let your hate grow? Love me now or love me never. But I will love you forever. I let you slip away, but I should have made you stay. Cry for me, die for me. But don't ever lie to me. You loved me then, you love me now. I ask myself How? How could I let you down? All I ever do is frown. My heart is all I ever let you take. Why make that mistake?
Irish Humor
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey". Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven? O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father. The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me th
Today's Promise From The Bible
Isaiah 40:29-31 He giveth power to the faint; and to [them that have] no might he increaseth strength. Even the youths shall faint and be weary, and the young men shall utterly fall: But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew [their] strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; [and] they shall walk, and not faint. Reflection Though we struggle to walk in the light and grow weary in the work of the Lord, our gracious Father is always there to renew us in His strength and power. By the might of God's word, we are encouraged and brought to a place of rest in His wonderful peace and love.
Omg They Fit!
So, Like I bought a new pair of jeans that were 2 sizes too small =) thinking i'd fit into them when I had lost more weight. Today I tried them on and OMFG THEY FIT! *dances* this feels so good I finally feel like i'm getting back into the swing of things. I've never been a thin girl, I've always been thick but if I keep it up the way I'm going, I'm gonna have a nice stacked figure come this summer, I can't wait to show it off =P~~ Have a good weekend I know I will ;) hehe. *Mwah* Jen
Let's Make It Three...
"Oh, pardon me!" I blurt out as my elbow catches against you, spilling my wine on your dress. "I am so sorry!". You begin to yell about my carelessness, but as you look up at me, your demeanor changes. "It's ok - accidents happen", you say. I feel terrible and offer to help you clean up as we retire to the ladies room at the swanky hotel. We take turns dabbing at your wet dress trying to get as much of the wine up as we can. The embarrassment we felt as I dabbed the top of your dress had passed. When I saw your nipples harden beneath the thin material my breath caught in my throat. You saw my stare and reached up to rub one of your nipples. My eyes widened. "She's coming on to me," I thought. I reached my hand to your other breast and began to caress it, all the while watching your face, ready to pull it back if I caught a hint of a scowl. No scowl. Instead I see a sly smile turn up your mouth and your hand leaves your breast and finds mine. We lean into each other for one of the most
I Like This Alot
Great Spirit Great Spirit, give us hearts to understand; Never to take from creation's beauty more than we give; Never to destroy wantonly for the furtherance of greed; Never to deny to give our hands for the building of earth's beauty; Never to take from her what we cannot use. Give us hearts to understand That to destroy earth's music is to create confusion; That to wreck her appearance is to blind us to beauty; That to callously pollute her fragrance is to make a house of stench; That as we care for her she will care for us. We have forgotten who we are. We have sought only our own security. We have exploited simply for our own ends. We have distorted our knowledge. We have abused our power. Great Spirit, whose dry lands thirst, help us to find the way to refresh your lands. Great Spirit, whose waters are choked with debris and pollution, help us to find the way to cleanse your waters. Great Spirit, whose beautiful earth grows ugly with mis-use, help
If You're Going Through Hell
Well you know those times When you feel like there's a sign there on your back Say's I don't mind if ya kick me Seems like everybody has Things go from bad to worse You'd think they can't get worse than that And then they do You step off the straight and narrow And you don't know where you are Use the needle of your compass To sew up your broken heart Ask directions from a genie In a bottle of Jim Beam And she lies to You That's when you learn the truth If you're going through hell Keep on going, Don't slow down If you're scared, don't show it You might get out Before the devil even knows you're there Well I been deep down in that darkness I been down to my last match Felt a hundered different demons Breathing fire in my back And I knew that if I stumbled I'd fall right into the trap that they were laying, Yeah But the good news Is there's angels everywhere out on the street Holding out a hand to pull you back upon your feet The one's that you been
Welcome....i Guess. Hee Hee Hee
Well, I finally made it to the bar. LOL. I was told about this site by a friend, but I am sure that I would have found it eventually. I am just taking my time and customizing my lil piece of the bar. Well, let's see, what's on my mind today. My non-existant man for one. LOL. He works offshore, and he has been out, as far as I know, for quite a while. I can't wait till he oomes in. Then again, the longer he is out, the longer I wonder if I can do this. I have never dated a guy that goes offshore. Never. Hell, my last ex was in the Military. I am confused. I have my weak moments, but so far I haven't done what I my mind is telling me to do. Crazy. I know. Hey, you decided to read this. LOL. Anyway, I am talking to this other guy, nothing will probably come of it though. Mainly because if what he was telling me yesterday was true, then he is waaaaay to emotional for me. Granted, I do have a heart, but it just doesn't break that easily. He did pique my interest at the beginning, but it is
My Take On Dating Fat Gurls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU'VE NEVER FUCKED A BIG GIRL If you've never fucked a big girl I suggest you go out and try it Pussy so plump would have you out boycotting every diet Fuck slim fast, fuck Atkins As a matter of fact they've all got me laughing See because it's more than baby fat But I'll take it just like that Hips so wide you grab them and them mother fuckers grab you right back With every stroke you feel like you're in Cali Riding a killer wave And to have a big girl sit on your face Your either really strong, naïve or mother fucking brave And see this is where me and my crew will have to agree to disagree Because I know someone in here is bound to disagree with me But physically we weren't made to do every and anything This is not Barnum and Bailey And no my last name is not ring ling So let's skip the circus act and fuck the acrobatics Just insert and start blasting away like a semi automatic And no you will not hurt me These big bones will not break So go ahead and dow
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Naughty Application
naughty application Body: 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will u have sex with a stranger for me?(with pics) 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? See who will fill this out and resend it....I will
New Contest Plz.
Please vote I'll win Plantium Cherry or what ever i pick 10s comments more comments until i get the comments i need to what i want come on this ones be great. Please help me if u love me and know me plz. thanks all love rain.
Hey Whats Up All
I am dating again first time in 2 years just havent dated was wating to finalize my divorce.but its done yay any way whats important is that i am free, if there are any takers hit me back my ex was my first date, first wife, first in bed, and that is still true, but I am looking to find some one that is willing to date a guy with a beautiful daughter, and who is content with his life, I want to find some one who will love me for me just hit me back if you like what you see.
This Is Kinda Fun... I Have Some Of These...
You scored as Tongue Piercing. You're a naughty person aren't you? Being with you is probably lots and lots of fun. You're probably totally pimpin' too. Good for you, good for you.Nipples80%Tongue Piercing80%Belly Button Piercing60%Labret Piercing60%Dirty Piercings60%Cartilage Piercing60%Earlobe Piercing40%Nose Piercing30%Lip Piercing30%What Piercing Are You?created with
Hello Everyone
Hey everyone, I just wanted to say Thank you all for such a wonderful welcome to CherryTAP. I did not expect such a response. It is a bit I have never had so many Friend requests, comments, etc. on any of the other sites I've belonged to. Just wanted to let you all know I will make a real effort to visit everyones page and rate it, comment and/or rate your pics, become fans to those who are my fans, etc...just might take some time to get to But I will. Hugs and Kisses. Your Friend Hotmama
Magic Of Love
Love is like magic and it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery! Love works in ways that are wondrous and strange and there's nothing in life that love cannot change! Love can transform the most commonplace into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, for it sees with its heart and not with its mind! Love is the answer that everyone seeks... Love is the language, that every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery! "I want you to know how much I love you, but the words escape me." "I need to tell you everyday how I feel about you because one day I might not be able to."
What Was I Thinking?
Hello again, I don't know what I am doing thinking that I can talk to someone that is dramatic. Let me explain a little. There is this guy, let's call him Bob. Well, Bob and I started talking, and well things got off to a good start, or so I thought. We are chatting on here and on the phone, hell I was even making plans to go out that way and see what it is all about. Well, yesterday things started going down hill. I told him that I am not an open book like I am sure he thought I was. Yes, I did tell him alot, but not everything. I have to keep somethings to myself. I told him that of course, and he told me that he thought that he knew what they were. I told him to guess, and well he didn't guess right. If he would have, I would have told him yes. Anyway, he told me that he was "crying." Of course, I didn't believe him. Hell I still don't. If you are that emotional, then I am confiscating your man card. I understand that it is a new time, and men are starting to get in touch with their
Metalocalypse - Deathtroll Part 2
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Tell Me
Just drop a note and let me know what you want and i will do my best to accomadate you. Just add me to your friend list on yahoo or on here and i will be happy to accept a new friend always.
Flea Rides
There were two flea friends that decided to go to Bike Week at Daytona. The first flea got there early and was lounging on the beach when the second flea got there. The second flea was sniffling, sneezing and really sick. The first flea asks him why he is so sick. The second flea says, "I caught a ride in a biker's mustache on the way here. It was freezing, sleeting and snowing." The first flea say, "Next year, do what I do. I go to a college dorm, crawl up the leg of a beautiful woman and catch a ride in her hair." So next year the first flea again arrives early. The second flea arrives later and he is sick again - this year even worse. The first flea asks, "Why didn't you try what I told you to do last year?" The second flea says, "I DID - I crawled up a beautiful woman's leg and was quietly waiting in her hair. The next thing I know, I was riding down the road in a biker's mustache again.
Shootin Some Pigeons (clay Pigeons!)
While my Girlfriend and I were visiting her family for x-mas and New Years, we had the opportunity to go out and shoot some hand-thrown clays with her father and some of her friends. This is definitely a good way to have fun on the cheap! I picked up a (re-usable) hand-thrower for about 5-10 bucks, a box of 11 shells cost 16 bucks, and the clays cost 12 bucks for 180 (we only used 90 of them). We all really had a blast, and managed to break all 90 clays from one box in 2 "rounds" (yes we went scavenging for the the unbroken ones :) I really suggest that everyone get out and do this. a light (I like winchester universal) 12 gauge load should not kick so much to offend anyone, and if it does, a simple recoil pad or shoulder cover should definitely tame it to reasonable levels. This is so much more affordable (and fun!) than going to a gun range, since the targets are moving AND they break up into tiny pieces when you hit them! The only hard part was getting the clays to release from
Know Your State Motto
Subject: Know Your State Motto KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Lituracy Ain't Everythang. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than YourHonda. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like Massachusetts, only smaller. Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills. Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money) Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
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What are you afraid of? Do you ever find yourself home alone at night, wind howling, house pretty dark, in the distance maybe there is a dog howling.... ever find yourself in that situation and you feel the hairs stand up on the back of your neck? Does being alone creep you out? Are you afraid of the dark? How about heights? When you are in a building on a really high floor or maybe in a highrise hotel with a balcony....are you too scared to stand too close to the window or go out on the balcony? Do your knees go weak when you are somewhere where there is a "look out" type of ledge? Do you refuse to walk on the side of the mall walkway that overlooks to the floor below? Do heights make you a big ole scardy cat? When you see a spider repelling down from the ceiling, inching it's way closer to you does it make you scream out in fear? If one is on the floor and scurrying in your direction do you flee? Are you afraid of spiders? What about snakes or dogs or birds or bats or l
Of Inspiration
Without Without inspiration there is no fire Without that there is no burning desire Without that which taps the soul Without the drive no work is whole Without a muse there is nothing new Without the feeling there emptiness too Without one who sparks the minds eye Without that one these work fall and die Without someone who that gentle nudge Without that one all things are a drudge Without the fire the spark and flame Without poetry the poet and the name By R. Thomas Dinsmore
so far.. theres a best morphing,sexy eyes,best abs,best cute face,sexiest cherry on lc,best dressed ,best formal wear and a few others should there be a best pantie underwear head too? lol something diffrent yay? I say yeah
Severed (to A Friend)
Look at you now Eyes wide open Truth begged to be told I walk around in circles to revisit Where I've always been You spoke of where your heart was I thought I knew you well Ties that bind you have been severed Look at you now Eyes wide open Truth begged to be told I want to make you feel this Trusting arms let me fall once again I stood close to an enemy and Closer to a friend Ties that bind you have been severed. Look at you now Eyes wide open Truth begged to be told
Partially Digested Coffee Beans Update!!
Coffee from Partially Digested Beans (CBS) MINNEAPOLIS Here's a real eye opener for your Monday morning commute: How about a cup of coffee that goes for $10 per cup. Fans enjoy it for its smooth and unique taste. But many try not to think about how it's made: from coffee beans eaten partially digested by Indonesian cats. A Minnesota roaster is serving offering the most expensive coffee in the world, but price isn't the only reason people might shy away from it. An 8-ounce cup of Kopi Luwak coffee sells for $10 at Jim Cone's "Coffee and Tea Limited" store in Minneapolis. One-pound bags go for $420. Roastmaster Jim Cone told CBS News: "We roast it to, ah, about 420 degrees. It's a very rich, ah, cup of coffee, very chocolaty, ah, actually a carmelly taste around the bottom of your tongue." Cone says fans enjoy it for its smooth and unique taste. But many try not to think about how it's made. Kopi Luwak comes from Indonesia and is also called Civet coffee because the bean
Poetry- To The Soldiers Servin Our Country
this is dedicated to the soldiers servin our country ... its copyrighted by me so stay away ..ty Bullets are flying body counts rising helpless children in self-defense are dying tears running down their face cause they've been crying nightmares are creeping and crawling across the bloody battlefield bodies are falling reminiscing bout past times while sleeping one yes is open because the enemy's creeping your under attack but there's no falling back the soldiers on the frontline are ready to crack the enemy seems to keep coming from all the positions across seas our soldiers believe were fighting for a cause that seems so out of reach on their hands and knees our soldiers pray to go to bed each night and wake up each day you can see the steam rising from the fields while countless bodies fill the ground what a disaster body parts blasted and scattered because of this drama families are shattered it's just another way just another disaster it's never gonn
Never Say I Love You
Never say I love you If you dont really care Never talk about feelings If they arent really there Never hold my hand If your gonna break my heart Never say your going to do something If you don't plan to start Never look into my eyes If all you do is lie Never say hello If you really mean gooodbye If you really mean for ever Then say you'll try Never say 4 ever Because Forever makes me cry.
Good Guys
I thought this was pretty good and worth reposting here I found this on a friends blog on Yahoo. I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
Two New Prophecies By Kim Clement:
December 30, 2006 - San Jose, CA God spoke to me a few months ago and He said I'm going to send you signs over the Christmas season up to January 10 and He said over this period there are things that are going to happen that are going to be signs to this nation and to the nations of the world that God is only beginning what was predicted and prophesied at the Azusa Street Revival, what was predicted and prophesied in the '48 Revival through the Charismatic movement, you have not seen yet. We saw an accumulation of death, this is not a bad thing, what we are seeing today is God giving us signs that the veil is being rent. The Spirit of God wants me to tell you in a moment of prophesy that what took place this day with a terrorist, as he caved in realizing just before his last moment, getting a glimpse of the one and only King, Christ. Every man and every woman just before they go has a glimpse of the Christ. The Spirit of God says, "Do you understand that in death there is an unve
Throwing off the worlds view For roles that are, are not you Form and balance your own place Fearing not, carried with grace Cease the moment and get the most Pushing away your loves past ghost Watching them fade into the dust When he lets go and for you alone lust Passion for you that consumes his drive Only you thrill him and make him feel alive To please you and not worry who may care You hold the key and unlock fantasizes flair Control and desire and a will to do There is no one way to define the wonder of you By R. Thomas Dinsmore
I stood there with the moonlight shining through the Florida palm trees. The heavy air laid thick like a blanket around the two of us. There we stood smoking our first joint together, I was excited to see what lay ahead. Standing there so close to him I giggled just like a school girl again. I couldn't help it, I knew he could see the way my eyes were lit up, and not just from the pot. No I was aglow because something deep in me had been awakened. Of course I could clearly see the same passion in his eyes, we both acted like teenagers in love. Making our way back inside I stopped in the bathroom without saying a word. I heard him go onto his bedroom, locking the door just to make sure he didn't sneak in on me, I got to work. Taking my time I removed my clothes and decided upon just a simple black silk gown. The smoothest of all my collection, I knew it would be perfect for an amatuer smoker. So maybe I kinda had planned to get him high and take complete advantage of him, well so yea
Why is it when I'm somewhat "happy" nothing creative comes to mind? Maybe I'm not, just waiting for the ball to drop? Dunno.... one more chance was given, an all or nothing chance, so maybe I am waiting for impending doom... At the moment, I am content so I can't complain... I'm sorry I haven't been around, been so busy and work is calling so I also wanted to say I miss you all! ~Playmate~
Just Poems
Some one once got very evil with people on my friends list ... said nasty things about them and to them ... I wrote this then ... Grace Form and balance , a sense of style Blessed by the angels with a beautiful smile Head and shoulders above lost soul Sought for your heart and mind in control Standing your ground, facing the fire Despite the evil ones heated desire To step in and end my friendship with you That is just something I can not do For there are people lost in cyber-space You are the one who carries on with grace No drama of one who lost grip on reality I would rather seek you out and in time see If you and I have a lasting friendship true This is my clean slate to begin all anew By R. Thomas Dinsmore Just other un posted poems Desire for change from the drab and dreary This cold and drama can make god weary Wishing I was where the sunsets sweet Where there are interesting people upon the street Where others think instead of react
Hey all go vote for my sexy thick juicy baby!!!!!!
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
The amazing point in a bike shop, wash and detailing a bike. Luckily enough I don't mind doing such things because I think there is a right way and a wrong way to do it. Taking your time and doing everything by hand is the key point. If you want it to look nice you have to treat it right. Detailing a bike is just like when a women really wants to look nice for something. You spend the extra time. The simple was is finally done. Now I am taking a cig. break before I start cleaning and polishing the tires and vinyl. This should take another hour to get the tires looking like new. Then comes the really fun part polishing the chrome and the paint. Which will take awhile I think I will eat lunch before finishing the bike.

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