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THE CARPET BURN MYSTERY OH! A painful stinging sensation shot from my right knee. It felt like ‘Carpet Burn’. It couldn’t be?......It was fresh and I was sure there was no way to account for it. It was Friday and the sudden pain halted my morning yoga at the second posture. I moved into the Lotus Posture and went into a semi-meditative state. The last 36 hours of mental tapes ran through my mind. My husband S and I were staying at an inner city hotel for a two day escape from the ‘real world’. Two days to indulge a few fantasies…….shopping …..food……sex. S had bought me some suggestive and very revealing clothing. I enjoy shopping for cloths with him as it makes me feel beautiful, desirable and very sexy. According to my memories, we made good use of the cloths and the executive suite. S and the camera were working overtime. I could see flashes of a sheer black dress, black velvet blindfold, long periods of wetness and more cum than I have had to deal with for a long time. Whil
I Must Practice Control.
I was on my way to Rite Aid with Ibis, when we saw this little cutie walking by. Since I was already talking in Spanish I immediately turned and stared at him and said: Mírelo. She laughed and if you know my pass misadventures, you should know what that means. :D
Where Do I Belong
Ever feel like you just don't belong anywhere. I feel like that alot. Standing at the bar between two tables realizing that I don't fit into either group. One group has their conversations and the other group has theres. Many times I stood alone with both groups backs to me. This is not me feeling sorry for my self it's just a self realization. There is nothing I can do to change it but I guess find some place where I do belong. I guess only time with tell. There is days when I don't even belong at work. I sit at my desk all by myself and it feels like there is another world going on beyond this room that I am in. Finding where I belong. It may be difficult and it is something I have struggled with most of my life but maybe some day I will.
Report: Russia Evacuates Entire Bushehr Staff
Report: Russia Evacuates Entire Bushehr Staff ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 01 Oct 2007, 10:16 Report: Russia Evacuates Entire Bushehr Staff Iranian and Israeli news outlets are reporting that Russia has evacuated its entire staff of nuclear engineers and experts who were working at the Bushehr nuclear reactor, increasing speculation that the United States is preparing an imminent military attack on Iran. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/011007_russia_evacuates.htm
The Gift
The Gift I don't have much to give you in the way of material things. But then, I have never been a material person . . . so it wouldn't matter much anyway. I do have something to give you, though . . . and I hope you accept this gift with joy. I have chosen not to wrap it . . . I want it to be presented to you as pristine as can be. And anyway, decorations or wrappings would certainly ruin the effect. And so it is . . . that I stand before you . . . unclothed, but surprisingly, unashamed of my nakedness. You have already captured a piece of my heart, and you have captivated my soul. The only thing left for me to present to you is my very being . . . and I do that willingly, happily, and most of all . . . lovingly. Standing before you . . . watching your every movement . . . seeing the desire in your eyes for the very first time. I don't believe in all of my life, I have ever witnessed a moment as beautiful as this. Neither one of us can speak . . . and we
Morals & Marriage
Morals and Marriage I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her boobs. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,"I'm goi ng upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want
Come Drink With The Dragon's!
Dragon's Den loungeThe Newest, hottest lounge on Fubar!Come see And play; Open 24/7 Come have a party and chat with new friendsBring a friend and have fun!The first 50 people to join get a gift! click on either picture to come to the lounge! "SORRY THE FIRST SET DID NOT WORK, BUT THIS ONE DOES! ! ! CLICK PIC AND YOU ARE THERE!
Just A Weeee Bit
"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning,gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them. The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed." The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went. "Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that
Robin Thicke
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Come Join My Giveaway
doing a giveaway , do 15,000 comments for a ticker, i prefer you to do the comments during happy hour, let me know if ya wanna join by sending me a private message, ty
Creation
Creation by Ygraine © "The act of procreation could be thought of as silly unless you care about the person involved and when you care **deeply** about the person involved it can be elevated to something much more meaningful and emotionally involving than it really should stand any chance of being. It can become an expression of something spiritual and deeply felt." Candorwyn the Bard (without whom, none of this creativity would have been possible) *********************** He sensed her vulnerability. "Do you need a lap to come and snuggle in?" She blinked at him, trying to return from the insecurity of her thoughts. "I was going to say I'd quite like to sit by a fire and be hugged." "Hugging is always available," he said, standing up and moving to the hearth. She watched him take logs from the basket in the corner and place them carefully on the fire. "You'll like this pine log. When it starts to warm, the scent will be fantastic." He settled himself in the h
Love & War A
Love & War by PrincessKoriandr © Written by Keith Kilburn Co-Written by Kenya – Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran Richard Dick Grayson is the superhero known as the Robin, (later; Nightwing), sidekick since his early teens to the Batman, and leader of the Titans (originally known as the Teen Titans, then the New Teen Titans, later the New Titans, currently just called the Titans.) Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran is the beautiful alien princess and the resident Titan's teammate; Starfire. Beautiful and passionate, Kory is a handful 95% of the time. Born to the Royal throne of Tamaran, Kory was destined to rule, but revenge would rob her of that right. Kory spent years as a Citadellian slave in order to save her planet from destruction. A destruction her older sister, Princess Komand'r, planed for what she claims was the "neglectful" treatment she received at the hands of her parents. The accusation was false of course, but Kory paid the price nonetheless. Eventually Kory escape
Chloe's Kal A
Chloe's Kal by Darlantan© Just what happened when Chloe found Clark in Metropolis on Red K? She was grinning at him as she stroked her hand along his shaft under his pants. His dark eyes barely acknowledged her, but they were in a car worth several hundred thousand dollars, and she didn't really care. Kal barely glanced at her. They were driving through the streets of Metropolis like mad, the thousand dollar tyres screeching in protest as Kal slammed the car into high gear. The brunette was panting beside him as her fingers began to work away at the zip of his jeans. Kal gave a smile that chilled her bones, but his pockets were stuffed with folded hundred dollar notes, so none of that really mattered. Her neon fingernails worked inside his open zip and gripped his thick length. The woman's eyes widened and she looked at Kal, who smirked without turning. She bent down and began to suck him to full hardness, and Kal dropped one hand onto the back of her head, egging h
New Partners In Crime Fighting B
New Partners In Crime Fighting (lesbian celebrity) * * * * * * 3) The Morning After - Redux Barbara pulled the robe back up to cover her full breasts and wheeled into the living area. Dinah padded along behind, oblivious to her nakedness. As soon as Barbara stopped, Dinah pulled the robe off and tossed it aside. The young blonde then sat on her lap as she had the night before. Before Barbara could protest, Dinah kissed her lover, probing Barbara's mouth with her tongue. Barbara returned the kiss, knowing all the while it was wrong. So wrong. Finally, "Dinah. We can't do this. We shouldn't do this." Puzzled, Dinah sat back. "Why not?" "It's wrong." "Why?' "Because of who we are." "Because we're women? That's bullshit." "No, of course not. That has no bearing on this. Please let go of my breast." Dinah smirked and pressed her palm against the hard nub. "I'll let go when you tell me why this is wrong. And I have to agree with y
October 2, 2007
You are pretty narrowly focused on one friend or family member right now and that might cause a bit of jealousy from someone (or even everyone) else. Try to find a balance, even if it takes a while.
Party Time
to everyone that cares we of sinking ink will be present at the rosco's chill challenge. come meet the gang and party... u might even leave with some art if you want...(sorry art not free but will worth the price)
Welcome To Fubar
the brand new myspace
Bliss
ecstatic splendor... Lost in bliss. Your warming touch... Your loving kiss. Soft eyes, Smiling lips. Strong hands, Caressing my hips. Roaming to regions, Exploring my skin. A soft cry is spoken; This must be a sin. Feeling so good, Don't want to stop. Your thorough search Sends me over the top. Your mouth against mine, Muting my moans. You speak to me With nothing but groans. Glistening bodies, Arms wrapped around. Hearing your heartbeat.. My comforting sound..
Would You?
Body: 1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? ans
Health
I HAVE STARTED TO REALIZE I NEED TO START PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO MYSELF. I HAVE ALWAY'S SORTA MY LIFE OUT AS FOLLOW'S : 1)WORK 2)COCO 3)FRIENDS AND FAMILY 4)ME I NEED TO START PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO MY SELF. BECAUSE I PUT EVERTHING AHEAD OF MYSELF, MY NEGLECT MY HEALTH. SOUNDS SELFISH, BUT I NEED TO PUT MY HEALTH FIRST. THE FOLLOWING IS HOW I WILL DO THIS: 1)HEALTH 2)COCO 3)FRIENDS AND FAMILY 4)WORK
Angel Wicca
...boring Sex Survey...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? …hell no, I don’t know where they’ve been and im not exactly 100% sure where ive been…btw can you look at this rash for me? 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Wake up to a bj and blow just as you get that first morning stretch in…oh my god… 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? the open side, so if Dracula ever comes through the window I can tangle the girl in the blankets and RUN 4. Which do you prefer...Pork, beef, or chicken??? …is this some sorta sneaky way of telln what kind of girl you like to go down on? Cause if a girl tastes like any of those you might have a problem. 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Nah, I like to tag the side of my buddies car. 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? yes…but we wont speak of this any further 7. Shower or bath? Shower, too hard to screw takn a bath 8. Do you pee in t
Alyssa Milano - Movie
To A Certin Someone
To you my friend with whom I enjoy talking to I enjoy our talk and I think about you it seems like more each day. To you I think about delievering you something in person just to see how you would react. I want to meet you but I am afraid. Afraid of falling for someone again then getting hurt once more. But in the end I keep on saying how can you enjoy life with out taking chances. So to my friend you know who you are. I say this to you I am willing to take that chance are you?
My Rage
Something from long ago.... MY BURNING RAGE, is still here, My violent rage is an endless fear. If you took the time to live my life, I'm sure you'd slit your wrist with the blade of a knife. If you pondered and slipped into my corrupted head, I'm sure you'd scream with hate, wishing you were dead. I cry for someone to love, someone to hold and kiss, I fall to my knees to ask, "Why is my life like this?" I'm tired of the hurt and all the pain, Tears fall from my eyes, like a storm of April rain. My dreams are grey and my love is black, I feel no affection, only the attack. I'm trapped in an air tight bubble, My messed up life is filled with so much trouble. I feel so empty, and I feel so alone, Lashes of hatred, cut right to the bone. The tears in my heart get deeper everyday, I don't hurt anyone, but I'm the one who has to pay.
You Love Me But You Dont Know Who I Am
Three months since my mom died. Its kinda crazy thinking about it. It seems like it was just yesterday but at the same time it feels like it was years ago. I miss her...a lot. anyway, thrice is a weird band. i love them but some of their lyrics are just...different. i guess thats what i like. i like bands that dont have some sixth grade reading material lyrics. i mean look at this..its crazyness: i want to take the bullet, the one aimed straight for your heart. i want to meet the wolves halfway and let them tear me apart, but that's not the way they do it here. i want to lay on the tracks, feel hot steel screaming at me. expose the bones on my back, let me show you what i mean. yeah, it's a different kind of love. i want to climb barbed wire fences and warm our hands in blood. and this is my gift asking you to fix my ruined hands. and it's a gift that keeps on giving, and right now it's all i have to give. i want to write the perfect song, and play it jus
Fubar Love??
I think it's so cute how grown adults are falling in love on FUbar...and the funnier thing is these people ain't met yet half the time and yet they so in love! LOL...I mean I know the internet has taken over the world but whatever happened to talking to someone and getting to know them and then meeting them before falling so hard for them? That's how you get hurt people! I mean who am I to tell you how to meet people right? But what happened to the old fashioned way? Don't you know that anyone can be anyone online? Just always use common sense and play the game well or risk getting hurt.
Our Truth
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Fork You!
My mom can be such a bitch ! She used to try and throw things at us to get our attention but always missed ! One day we were all at the table eating dinner and it was something my sister Sherri hated to eat so she pulled her "I am so tired I am falling asleep in my plate at the table trick" this time my mom wasn't gonna fall for it again. She yelled at her to get her face out of her plate. No response from Sher she thought she was doing good so far. My mom yells at her again and this time threaterns to beat her ass if she doesn't get her face up out of that plate. Sherri responds with a small whimper and a meek little "I am tooo tired mommy I can't" My moms face turns red and she tells Sher she has to the count of 10 to get her face out of her plate and start eating her damn food or else. (of course the rest of us had stopped eating to see who was gonna win this battle but if mom turned her eyes on us we were quick to pretend we were eating no use in gaining her attention since she alr
Wish
To have one wish come true that would be great to say what i want will be good to tell all my secrets i would love, to have a rose go down my belly would be cool to, to recive flowers once in awhile would be better, or even to cuddle to would be great is that to much to ask from the one u love, even tho he treats u well with love but theres things missing that i want and im not gonna say all only a bit, but to have those every once in a while would just do me fine, or even in bed to be pleased, while someone get his jolly off i dont, but yes i still love him, just oh just to have those things would be nice.
Buddies Forever
A ring is round it never ends, and that's how long we'll both be friends. I know our friendship will always last, we've put our fights back in the past. When you need me I'll be there, 'cos to live without you I just have to bear.
A Mother Is...
A Mother Is... A voiceof Confidence When I'm insecure A voice of Conviction When I'm in the wrong A voice of Vision When I'm afriad to dream big A voice of wisdom When I've lost my way A voice of Motivation When I'm at a standstill A voiceof Comfort Whenthe world is cold A Mother is... Love...
Birthday Wish!!!
So...I turn 20 in a week, and my birthday wish probably will never come true and I can't tell you cause if I do the "myth" is that it won't come true but god I hope it comes true cause it has to do with a big part of my life, Love ya Chelle
Ember
It's not working. They squirm around instead, some grander dance perhaps. They try to escape, the pressure inside. Frustrated, thrash about, without motion. Can't quite force, that intimate touch. Dig into the past. Under the waste, of past failures or joys, there might be, a little ember. Breath into it, like a lovers ear, rebuilding passion, rebounding for another act. Raise up again. Press tightly together, warm bodies in darkness, nurture with twisted ways, create a new light, in the inky black. Small fire, bigger flames, sparks float, into feeling, into thoughts, into words, perhaps poetry.
Love
Love is such a difficult but wonderful thing. I am going throught my own problems right now, but that isn't the point. Yes, love hurts but it can be so wonderful. I will cherish every moment I have had with a certain person (you know who you are!). Even if we don't end up together, the love that I have for you means that all i want is for you to be happy. My heart may break, but it will mend when I know that you are happy. Love gives me the strength to let you go if I have to and it also gives me the strength to hope that we will be together. Yet, it will be if it is meant to be. I have the faith in our love that we will be together. I love you and I always will. Love can be a wonderful thing if you let it. Yes, hearts get broken, but having even 2 seconds of having another person love you back the way I know you do is worth the heart break. Love means that I can see you with another person. I hope I will be with you like we have planned, but if we aren't just remember what I said . .
Do As You're Told
Do As You're Told by SEVERUSMAX © Julian Vaughan was not an easygoing man under normal circumstances. It was therefore hardly a surprise that he would make full use of the strange power given to him over other people. Of course, it didn't hurt his cause that the Procreative Force of the Universe had chosen HIM as its avatar, its personal instrument. Despite what people (including Vaughan himself) thought of Hinduism, it was not a religion simply devoted to vegetarianism, reverence for cows, reincarnat-ion, and seemingly unrelated books about sexuality. It was a national religion with both ascetic and materialistic elements, depending upon the sect and the outlook of the devotee in question. Young Julian was about to be confronted with the older, more primal, and more useful side of that faith. He was going to be empowered by Shiva, the so-called "Destroyer". The mortal would receive some of the powers of the God. This DID not mean that he was becoming Shiva itself in a person
Dream Raider, Episode 01
Dream Raider, Episode 01 by Christian Black © I saw her for the first time doing laps in the Y swimming pool. She was a good swimmer, that's what first caught my attention. A sleek woman in a lemon-colored one-piece swimsuit, cutting through the water like an arrow. Strong, efficient strokes. Powerful scissoring kicks which seemed not to splash. Rapid flipping turns at the end of each lap, without a motion wasted or her rhythm disturbed. I did not immediately think of her body sexually, as I was prone to do. Instead I saw it as an impeccably efficient machine, designed for the purpose of moving through the alien element water. The design took aesthetics into account, but not as a primary concern. My first emotional response was envy. I wished I could swim with her speed and her grace. (I had been on the school swim team for three years but had not distinguished myself there.) I wished I looked as good as she did while doing it. I watched her for a long time from my deck chai
I Did Not Speak Up And Now I Wish I Had
I Did Not Speak Up And Now I Wish I Had
Id's
All id's are in the license pic folder.......rip them when you can...Callie
Please Come Home Soon!
SHEDAISY LYRICS "Come Home Soon" I put away the groceries And I take my daily bread I dream of your arms around me As I tuck the kids in bed I don't know what you're doin' And I don't know where you are But I look up at that great big sky And I hope you're wishin' on that same bright star I wonder, I pray [Chorus:] And I sleep alone I cry alone And it's so hard livin' here on my own So please, come home soon (Come home soon) I know that we're together Even though we're far apart And I'll wear our lucky penny 'round my neck Pressed to my heart I wonder, I pray [Repeat Chorus] I still imagine your touch It's beautiful missing something that much But sometimes love needs a fighting chance So I'll wait my turn until it's our turn to dance I wonder, I pray I sleep alone I cry alone Without you this house is not a home So please, come home soon I walk alone I try alone I'll wait for you, don't want to die alone So please, com
When I Close My Eye's
When I close my eyes... I can see your face.. My heart calls out, wanting you with me in this special place.. I can feel your arms holding me tight.. I long to snuggle close and feel all my fears take flight.. I can see your smile.. Reminding me to be patient for just a little while.. I can feel your gentle touch.. Shivers run over my skin, I miss you so much.. I can see the love in your eyes for me.. Shining brightly where all who care to look can see.. I can feel your presence surrounding me..holding me..loving me.. And I know deep in my heart our love was meant to be.. I love you...
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Any Woman To A Soldier
The day you march away let the sun shine, Let everything be blue and gold and fair, Triumph of trumpets calling through bright air, Flags slanting, flowers flaunting not a sign That the unbearable is now to bear, The day you march away. The day you march away this I have sworn, No matter what comes after, that shall be Hid secretly between my soul and me As women hide the unborn You shall see brows like banners, lips that frame Smiles, for the pride those lips have in your name. You shall see soldiers in my eyes that day That day, O soldier, when you march away. The day you march away cannot I guess? There will be ranks and ranks, all leading on To one white face, and then the white face gone, And nothing left but a gray emptiness Blurred moving masses, faceless, featureless The day you march away.
So Fing Tired!
So its like 11 and Im not tired, at all. Been trying the natural route using melatonin and crap like that but all it does is make my groggy, not sleepy. So at the moment I'm debating downing a 1/5 of rum to put my ass out. Hmmm hangover at work, or sleep deprived at work. This is the question I ponder.
I Like This Song I Dont Think Its A Good Song To Put In My Stash So I Have It In A Blog
Re: Ed And Elaine Kidnapped By The Fed’s - They Did Not Surrende
RE: Ed and Elaine Kidnapped by The Fed’s - They did not Surrende ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Ed & Elaine Date: 05 Oct 2007, 13:54 http://showedthelaw.blogspot.com/2007/10/ed-and-elaine-kidnapped-by-feds.htmlEd and Elaine Kidnapped by The Fed's.According to the mainstream media Ed and Elaine Have Been "arrested" without incident.The Union Leader however reports that: U.S. Marshal Stephen Monier said that the two did not surrender. At this point and time the Feds are not releasing any details on the reported "arrests".According to Fox News: Details on the reported "arrest" will be provided in a news conference at the federal courthouse in Concord NH on October 10th 2007.It is currently not clear how the couple who did not surrender were kidnapped without incident.Call these numbers and DEMMAND release of the Browns!U.S. Marshall''s office 603-225-1632Sheriff Michael Prozzo 603-863-4200John Lynch NH State Governor 603-271-2121
Misery
hit my face with all your force with cold and stinging mercury words kick me when im down and out stab me deep with blood stained swords push me down in broken glass of all your terrifying frozen pain torture me in filthy ways if you think that you will gain rape my soul just like you please enjoy, take all i have from me feed upon my cold remains celebrate your misery
Tedious Work
Please be patient with me as I am in the process of moving the gems from my main blog(sucks so bad as it was ranked 47*sighs*) but its all good. Im also trying so hard to move pics. Would be sooo much easier if they hadn't taken away points for ripped pics then i could just rip away but noooooo.Im having to right click save and reupload as I have removed many from my desktop a long time ago. The overwhelming support of this move has been heartwarming.Although I know some may just figure its another easy rate and fan others have been very kind some even angry. Please dont risk repercussions on you profile by being TOO vocal for me.You may be ok with it but i dont want to feel guilty for it affecting others. Much love to all my friends and if I can do somethign with this hair I will try to post a salute later tonight! OH and MAKE POLSKI GODMOTHER! Shes been working sooo hard! *smooches* ~Temptress~ as always please rate this blog as its gonna be a long climb back where i w
Love This One! Words To Live By!
Life’s too short Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness Laugh when you can Apologize when you should And let go of what you can’t change Love deeply and forgive quickly Take chances, give everything Life is too short to be unhappy You have to take the good with the bad Smile when you’re sad Love what you’ve got and remember what you had Always forgive, but never forget Learn from you mistakes, but never regret People change and things go wrong But always remember life goes on Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regret So love the people who treat you right Forget the ones who don’t And believe that everything happens for a reason If you get a change, take it If it changes your life, let it Nobody said that it would be easy They just promised it would be worth it
More Sexy Dances.
A Dream Within A Dream
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow-- You are not wrong, who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night, or in a day, In a vision, or in none, Is it therefore the less gone? All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream. I stand amid the roar Of a surf-tormented shore, And I hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand-- How few! yet how they creep Through my fingers to the deep, While I weep--while I weep! O God! can I not grasp Them with a tighter clasp? O God! can I not save One from the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream? - Edgar Allan Poe
Proud To Serve
Proud To Serve
United We Stand
Proud To Serve
Proud To Serve
When You Are A Felon..........
This is wonderful Tent City in Phoenix Arizona....fortunately not on of the jails I have been to! Well that is until today.......My nephew has been playin with fire ( his moms temper!) and smokin ganja everyday and has dropped out of most of his classes in High School. Ok well he got kicked out after he ditched for about 3 weeks straight. I think he has 1 class left that he can go to.Anyway my sis decided that enough was enough and today on the way to take me home we stopped to play with the prisoners at Tent City. Not my idea of fun! The jail doors and Deputy's all around brought back some major fucked up memories!!!It came to mind as we stood there waiting that "Oh shit I can't be here!" I told my sis and she asked "why not" I told her "Girl I am a convicted felon ! I can't go anywhere inside a jail or prison! Major no-no." Well she said " ah we just won't tell them about that." I asked her "Are you serious? Think about what you are sayin chica.....I will be one of the guys you broug
Friday And Im Free!
Finally this damn work week is done already. Now to try and find someone to party with this weekend...... Any help?
No Name
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away
10-5-07
Gloss over the small details of whatever project you're most intent on finishing. Either someone else will take care of them, or they won't really matter in the long run, so finish it up and move on. ********************************************************* I have a few morphs to finish, but I am the only one working his magic on them. I hope they are liked....
These Lyrics Are So True
She'll turn thiry-four this weekend She'll go out with her girlfriends They'll drink some margaritas, cut up and carry on There'll be guys and there'll be come ons She'll probably get hit on But she thinks all the good ones are gone She's got friends down at the office And she can't help but notice That when the day is over How they all hurry home Everyday there's guys she works with And even some she flirts with But it seems like the good ones are gone Her mama called the mornin' Said I'm worried 'bout my baby I wish you had a family of your own She said mom its not that easy You make it sound so simple But you can't take the first man that come along Once she had someone who loved her Back when she was younger Now she wonders if she held out A little too long Back then there were so many Now there just aren't any It seems like all the good ones are gone She'll turn thiry-four this weekend She'll go out with her girlfriends They'll drink some
Do You Love Me Yet?
Do You Love Me Yet? by naughtychanteusez © She was barely covered when she awoke the next morning and she was cold. "Shit!" she said with a frown as she took what little blanket covered him and pulled it onto herself. "Hey you little brat, give that back!" he said half-heartedly. "But I'm cold." she whined. "Well, let me warm you up." and with that Casey wrapped Kelsey in his arms. He nuzzled her hair and absent mindedly stroked her nipple; she couldn't help but moan a little. They both smiled as they thought about the night before, it was feet and asses up in the air, sweat flowing, senses tingling....it was the most amazing sex they'd had since they got together. Casey whispered in Kelsey's ear, "So, do you love me yet?" Maybe she was embarrassed to show her feelings, maybe she just intensely guarded her heart, but Kelsey never could resist a chance to be flip, "I think I idealize you more than anything....I'll probably find out down the road that you're a real shi
Do You Understand?
Do You Understand? by denalirayne© Tonight was going to be the night. She wouldn't expect a thing. I made sure everything was in place and did a final check of the things I would need: a blindfold, a feather, a bowl of ice, a candle, a lighter, and a rubber glove "just in case". Perfect! I couldn't wait for her to come home. What would she do? This thought made my stomach flutter and for a moment I wondered if I was making a terrible mistake. The sound of a car pulling into the drive cut that apprehensive thought off before I could change my mind. How long would it take to put all this away and do the dishes? Too long. Oh, God, one look at the sink full of this morning's dishes and she'd know something was suspicious. It was the one thing she'd asked me to do before she left. Asked? Well, in her own way she asked. "Make sure the dishes get done before I get home tonight. Do you understand?" "Yes," had been my breathless reply. Oh, yes, I had understood. I understood pe
Wait Paitently
Now I wrote this recently, and this is what I am really feeling ...hope u like WAIT PATIENTLY I LOST HIM I NEVER HAD HIM I LET MY MIND PLAY TRICKS ON ME IS IT BECAUSE I AM LONELY BUT GOD SAID TO "WAIT PATIENTLY" "BUT IT IS HARD BEING SINGLE AT MY AGE" I SAY.. WILL I GROW INTO AN OLD MAID? IT HURTS YOU KNOW. I CAN'T JUST CAN'T DATE EVERYONE I MEET ON THE COMPUTER AND IN THE STREET. HOW FUNNY...THE ONES I DO LIKE DON'T EVEN LIKE ME, AND THE ONES THAT LIKE ME I DON'T EVEN LIKE. ARGH ....WHAT AM I TO DO, ONCE A UPON A TIME I HAD A BOYFRIEND, NOTHING NEW. BUT GOD DID NOT PICK HIM OUT FOR ME AND HE ENDED UP BREAKING MY HEART AND REPLACED ME. I REALIZE I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE, THERE ARE SO MANY SINGLE WOMEN OUT HERE SEARCHING AND WAITING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. ITS A SHAME THAT THE NUMBERS ARE SO GREAT, WITH ALL THE CRAZY CRAP GOING ON ITS HARD TO GO ON A FIRST DATE, THE PRESSURE OF EXPOSING YOURSELF TO HIS DELIGHT, WHEN ITS OVER IT DOES NOT FEEL RI
Executive Decision
Executive Decision by SpeechMaster © I have done it! This is the moment I have been waiting for. Having taken the reigns of the fastest growing division in the fastest growing Fortune 500 company, I instantly became one of the youngest and most powerful female executives in America. A throng of employees and key executives has packed the lobby to hear the historical announcement. Suddenly, the buzzing starts. The low vibrations tease my clit, sending me up the familiar ladder of excitement. The constant teasing driving me insane. Of all times, this could be the worst. In my seat, I barely hear the CEO rattle on. All I can think of is my sex and how much I need to cum. I think about last night. The tender touch of a soft, feminine tongue, swirling delicately around my erect clit. My little organ bulging with nerves that keep sending my brain arousing signals. My brain sending signals back to my clit to become more engorged and more sensitive. And I have no way to stop my
Fallen
Fallen by mina_dove© tess loved to walk in the woods. The only thing she liked more was to walk beside Him. He held her hand as they strolled between the trees. The air was still and sunlight dappled through pine needles and leaves, gently warming the skin. The air was scented with moss, and dirt and the very essence of life here. There was a peace to be found in these woods. They joked and laughed with each other, treasuring the time They had together. she admired His face as He spoke to her, always so gentle, yet firm in His tone. He was steel encased in velvet and He was hers. she felt His hand tighten on her smaller one and met His gaze. In an instant she knew the mood had changed, He had changed. she swallowed and her eyes widened as she listened. "Undress for me, little one." her head whipped to the left and then to the right, looking for signs of other people around. she wanted to tell Him someone might find Them, or that she felt too shy, or that she was enjoy
Fara's First Subspace
Fara's First Subspace by masterslilfara © Last night was wonderful, but I really don't remember clearly what all happened. It started out as an ordinary day - besides the fact I would be seeing my Master for the second time. I drove out to His place and sped nearly the entire way there. I was so excited to be in His arms again. That's what I thought was all that would happen at least, being on my period and all. I wanted to just wear jeans and a t-shirt for this outing because I did not feel the greatest. But we would be meeting MY soon-to-be sub, Arael, and she was wearing a rather ravishing low-cut dress. I wouldn't find this out until later, so I'll go back to the time in question. Master reminded me that she would have herself decked out, and I, being a switch, should at least look somewhat like a little whore. In order to please my Master and be a smart ass in the process, I wore a black see-through tank with a zip-up yoga hoodie, also black. To get the denim in the outfit,
The First Meeting
The First Meeting by firedream35© Walking down the corridor of the hotel to your room, a couple passes me. I think to myself, can they tell what I am thinking, what I am about to do? The woman looks a little disgusted with me. Giving me a dirty look, thinking to herself, she must be a whore, look at the way she is dressed in those high heels, that black shirt almost to her pussy and the neckline of that blouse plunging the way it is, anyone would look at her. But quickly my eyes go to the gentleman that is escorting her; he winks at me and gives me a beautiful smile. That reassures me – a little. I get to your hotel room; I slide the key in slot, which you had left down at the front desk for me. I walk in the door slowly, nervous, excited, un-expecting of what is to occur next. I see you in the wing back chair across the room. "How distinguished he looks, very handsome" is what goes thru my mind. "Hello Michelle, come to me and kneel in front of me." I do as I am told. Qui
The Angel Next Door
The Angel Next Door by SEVERUSMAX© Vicky Bali wasn't a normal resident of her small Ontario town. For one thing, most of her neighbors had lived in this part of the province for a good century or more. They were also generally Caucasian and members of some Christian sect or another. Well, her father was still a Hindu, proud of his Balinese heritage (from which he took a shorter and simpler name when he emigrated to Canada). Her mother, however, was Greek Orthodox, though she didn't regain her fervor until after the end of their 8 year marriage. In any case, neither of them was too strict with her, as she was the younger of their two children. She grew up more with her mom, even if she was very fond of her dad. Her brother Indra had been assigned to his father's primary custody, under the divorce settlement which intended for each child to have access to role models of their own gender. This avoided a bitter court dispute and psychological harm to the children. It seemed l
Arianne
Arianne by PhaedrasGate© He gazed out the window and saw the ethereal effect of the moonlight turning the leaves of the great oaks to silver, but his thoughts were not on the trees or the moon. After tonight his life would be over, and the thought left him feeling betrayed. His fists opened and closed as he fought to control the anger that was building up inside of him, bubbling just below the surface. Everything he lived for was here and without any consideration for him or his needs, tomorrow it would all be stripped from him. A feeling of helplessness filled his heart because there was nothing he could to change what would happen in the morning. It should never have come to this, but like it or not he would be forced to leave in the morning. At twenty-eight years old Jonathan towered above most other men, and his broad shoulders made him appear even taller than the six foot four inches that he was. His hair was a light, sandy brown color that fell around the top of his ear
The Beginning...
The Beginning... by ShadowPrincess© -------------------------------------------- Her heart stopped. As she savoured that last heart beat the evening flashed before her. It was so quick. And then she gasped. She drew in a breath, and then another and slowly realised that she was breathing. She didn't know how, but it made no difference. She was breathing. She sat up startled, brushed her long brown hair out of her face and blinked a few times. "Baby, you're awake," she heard a voice behind her say, and turned to see a handsome man she didn't recognise sat in an arm chair in the corner of the dimly lit room. He stood up and it was then that his height and build became noticeably intrusive, giving him an air of strength and power that she found concerning but strangely attractive. As he moved towards the young girl she panicked. She frantically moved to her feet only to find her legs unable to support her, collapsing. Within a fraction of a second the man had moved t
Come Undone
Come Undone by HanaNoir © (*Author Note and Disclaimer* The characters herein are characters that I and m'luv use in online roleplay. For clarification, Ryuko is a Namekseijin – think Piccolo from Dragonball Z. This is in original because we don't use the settings or any canon characters. We just have a thing for sexy green men with fangs and antennae. ^_^ Arashi is a Mizuseijin – a fictional alien species that I created for my own useage. Any questions? Let's move on then.) ******* Ryuko looked down at the expanse of pale green skin bared to his examination, sapphire eyes slowly tracing each curve of toned muscle and delicate line of scarring. She was perfect in his opinion, even if she didn't believe it herself. He knew how much trust it took for her to bare herself to him like this and it humbled him that she felt that way toward him. The faintest line of iridescent patterning lay over her spine and he couldn't resist, a finger coming to rest ever so lightly at the base of
Day Dreams Ch. 01
Day Dreams Ch. 01 by rabiddedbare © Savannah GA 2010..sometime AFTER the fall of humanity...... Dave looks over the crowd in disgust. He dislikes most vampires he meets these days. And he has no idea why Lillith brought him here. Friday is blood night at the "Docks". A werewolf can only stomach so much of the smell of human blood before changing. And the soft scents from the holding cages were already making his stomach rumble. Unlike his vampire friend he had no need for the blood, or humans at all for that matter. Every now an then they were fun to hunt. But not much. He could vaguely remember being human. In 1996 when the vamps took over. He had hid in the woods of northern Windsor CA. But a different being caught him and changed him. An made him much more powerful than the camps. True he could die, but it would take a lot. And true old age would have its way with him...in another 200 years or so. "Happy birthday, lover." Lillith purred at him. She knew he hated it
Eternally
Eternally by eternalwytch © Fiona had been gone to market selling the woolens she wove, eggs from her chickens and some scented beeswax that the nobles valued for candles. She had been gone all day, her brothers being too lazy to go or to even come along to help. She was footsore and weary, but looking forward to seeing her love when the rest of the village slept. Fiona was tall, slender and raven haired. Her grey eyes seemed to see through a person. She was strong of limb and her skin was a dark honey color. Her father had been from outside of Ireland, a huge bear of a man with black hair and grey eyes. Her mother swore he was a god of some sort. Fiona just sighed and ignored her. Her mother complained that it was his fault Fiona was so different and blamed him for the fact that no man in the village wanted her for a wife, which was fine with Fiona. Fiona detested the touch of men. Her love was for a woman, Killeen. Her Kili was almost as tall as she, but where her skin was
Farie Tail
Farie Tail by SindyLewd© Garal stepped around a thick patch of brush to drain his bladder. It was highly unlikely that anyone would venture by to see him pull his manhood out of his pants. He was traversing the black trail in a section of the forest that was reputed to be haunted with spirits, fairy folk and the like. Unlike him, most people wouldn't come through this portion of the forest at all. But he was a creature of habit, so he stepped far enough from the path so as not to be visible with his dongle swaying. "We wouldn't want to frighten any fair young maidens, now would we?" he jested to the thicket as he 'released the dragon.' He stopped in front of an odd brush formation that had grown into a lop-sided bent X. That was curious. He'd never seen this type of plant before. The leaves were unknown to him. There were two main stalks growing from the forest floor, entwined with vines upon vines such that you could barely see the bark of the main plant beneath. The two
Vip/blasts
if anyone knows of a vip or blast giveaway for comments.. please holler at me? vip is ending in a few days.. and i think i wanna hook it out a bit with a blast.. maybe will bump me on levellin! ty and xoxo
Lifetime
sometimes in this life time we meet a special soul who fills our very essence to almost overflow. we drink from the cup of friendship it tastes like sweet ruby wine and you know within your heart this meeting was divine. this soul that lives within your heart no distance can prevail an inner spark within the heart the starting on a journey in which we both shall be a reflection of each other for all of eternity ©2007
Bad Mojo!
Yesterday, JJ & I was trying to get the old couch out cause it was done. Damn thing was we couldn't get the f'er out the door.lol.. So I had to get John up to help us, he gets all pissed off tellin me never to start something if I can't finish it, anyways one thing lead to another we had finally got the damn thing out. He takes off to get the new couch which was over at his dads, once he got here him JJ & I helped em bring it in or at least tried to. Damn thing was odd an well I was standing inside the house pulling it up as the two were pushing it in. Again John gets fucking mad an let go of it my finger gets caught between the couch an door jam, oh man talking about pain it was bleeding started to swell str8 away then he tells me to come out there as he pulled from the inside so I did, needless to say I got myself all fucked up yesterday trying to get this damn couch in the house. Both my left an right hand, I'm in alot of pain today. Thats o.k. though well wroth it cause now I've go
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Inga Breaks Captain America
Inga Breaks Captain America by lilguy © Inga stands 6.5 feet tall and was solid muscles. She was amazingly beautiful. She was true goddess. Her breast were huge and at cartoon proportions. They are like two gigantic beach balls. There was nice sexy curves to her body. Her hair is blond and her eyes are blue. He body is very tone. She superhumanly strong and durable. Her power is only match by her depravity. She enjoy crushing men with her sexual skills. She brings them over the edge till and make them beg her to stop. She love violence and very sadistic. She was German and her army of women slowly was taking over. Inga Held one of Nazi guard in her arm. It was a fellow Amazon Helga. She was not strong as Inga but she was beautiful and stronger then most men. Helga red hair seem frazzled. The women had been making love for hours after Inga victory over the army. She had destroyed Captain American army singled handedly with her bare hands. The pussy juice had soaked the bed and dr
The Cabin
The Cabin by griffiev © Jubilee was running through the hallways of the X-Mansion. She was almost always seen in the company of Wolverine so it was not uncommon to see her heading in that direction. What was uncommon was the speed that she ran to the room of the canknuckle head. When she got there, she witnessed Logan tearing his room to shreds! "Wolvie! What are you doing? Stop it!" screamed Jubilee. Logan, however, wasn't given to reason at this point. He was tearing his furniture up with his adamantium claws with a near berserker rage that frightened Jubilee. Still, she remained there determined to calm Logan down. "Logan! What's wrong? Please, talk to me," Jubes said this in a softer tone of voice. This seemed to work as he calmed down and slowly sat on the floor, letting out a moan as he sat. "What was with you? Don't you know what this stuff cost Prof. Xaiver?" said Jubilation. Logan just looked up at her breathing heavy. "You know, don't you?" asked the y
Mit Engineer Breaks Down Wtc Controll...
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Always The Same
Always the Same by 17_seconds © "forgive me father, for i have sinned . . ." maybe if i were there, maybe if i had the opportunity. I shift uncomfortably on the cushion, where so many have sought redemption before. I'm no longer here, I'm there, it's no longer him, now HIM . . . .... If i were there, you could have me. If I were there, you could prove it to me. Take whatever this broken mirror can give and sliver it even more, Push me. Push me to the breaking point and ruin me. Your eyes question; I push harder. Help me. I'm begging. 'I can't feel it. I can't feel it, even though it's all over my skin and every nerve pulses with it." You laugh. "What can't you feel?" "Anything," my breath, so shallow, wild, wanton . . . My hair is too tight. My scalp is being pulled and divided. My head is going to explode, my skull to be crushed into the sweetest of fragments, all that once was. I reach up and violently remove the fastenings winding my brain tighter and ti
Asmodai
Asmodai by MagicaPractica© Chapter 1: The Extraction It stood opposite him, across a stone table with a dip in the center where a scene had been conjured in some sort of silver liquid. Two monks were traveling along the road together, one older, grizzled... a veteran of many years. The other was younger, just eighteen winters with a soft creamy complexion and light brown curly hair. He waved his hand over the pool of silver liquid and the image focused on the boy. "Look at him closely," he commanded the succubus standing across the pool from him. "Yesss, Massster," it replied in a sibilant hiss. The voice grated on him but the form was a pleasure to behold. He looked at the creature as it stared into the scrying pool. It had taken the form he required of it, a beautiful peasant woman; dark limpid eyes, dark brown hair flowing to her waist, an olive complexion and a ripe body under the white blouse and long dark skirt. He felt his body stir at the sight but he was not
The Fantasy
It sits in the back of my closet. It's on the hanger I bought it on too. It's my little black dress. It's a halter dress with a plunging neckline. No sensible young woman would be able to find a bra that sat low enough, I have two that do the job.. Right between my bust, right where the neckline ends sits a silver diamond. It's about as big as my fist and it pulls my breasts tight. It draws in the eye and makes you salivate. The dress hugs my hips and waist... Then it carefully becomes an A-line skirt... a short A-line that ends about two inches above my knees. Short enough to keep the eyes moving, long enough to keep me a mystery. Tomorrow night is a University wide Winter Semi formal, I had planned on going. I'm not going... I mentioned it last time I saw Beloved, but he dismissed it from his mind; last night when I brought up that I was not going, he complained that I never told him these things... Let the fantasy begin... My black stiletto heals tapped the hard carpet
Make A Wish ,forget Me Not
Awakened
Awakened by DuosChick © I'm slowly awakened from my bed thinking that he was comfortably sleeping next to me. I open my eyes and blink at the hungry look in his eyes as I see that he is already hard and ready for me. He helps me from the bed and slowly and lovingly kisses me. The kiss intensifies as I hear him growl low in his throat as he thrusts his tongue deep inside of my mouth claiming me. I moan in response as I just hang on as he manages to back me up against a wall pressing his body against mine as he continues to devour my mouth. Just when I feel like he is about to suck the very life out of me he rips his mouth from mine and turns me to face the wall. He positions my hips with his hands and gently holds onto my shoulder as he keeps me in the position he wants. I moan out as I feel him nudge apart my legs. He growls softly again as he sees how wet I already am just after a few kisses from him but he decides I'm not wet enough so he steps even closer to me so I can feel
I'm Sorry!
I'm sorry I haven't been on here all that much lately. I've been running into some family problems that need dealing with. I have been trying to get through all my emails and such that have been building up for the past week or so... Please bare with me. But I do at least check this every night, so if you need me or want to talk just let me know. Missing everyone so very much! Ciao! XOXO
Job Well Done
two people completely connected feeling incredible senses everything else leaves their minds for that short moment in time all you feel is this incredible pleasure all you want is for this feeling to remain and it is so hard to contain so you moan and scream nothing in the world feels as good it seems like a dream as it gets harder and faster you get to feeling like you are in completely ecstasy you begin to hear a beat, a melody you change positions but all of it is so delicious bodies become sweaty and moist all over and dirty wetness is so wonderful the intensity becomes stronger it won't last much longer so you climax take a deep breath, go outside smoke a cig and relax
To Bi Or Not To Bi
My friends are all bi-sexual, And happy in that contextual. They like the guys and like the girls, Straight hair or ones that have cute curls. Don’t have strict heterosexual thoughts, Like lessons they had once been taught. Both viewpoints they will always see, Opinions are relaxed and free. The lips of one are like the other, And either sex they like to smother. Heterosexuals claim one choice, Bi-sexual have a different voice. Vi vent la difference they can claim, Heterogamy's loss will be our gain. A menu offering just one thing, A jaded palette soon would bring. The girls are soft but guys erect, So toss a coin and then select. And when it’s time to go to bed, Joy’s got a headache, just take Fred
Moonlit Cove
NuttinButtSexxy HE WAITS FOR ME IN A WOODED COVE BY THE LAKE, THE MOON CASTS IT'S SEDUCTIVE LIGHT UPON HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE AND TWINKLES HIS EBONY EYES, MY HEART WILL SURELY BURST AS IT BRIMS WITH LOVE FOR THIS MAN, AND I AM EAGER FOR HIS TOUCH, HE LOWERS HIS LIPS TO MINE AS HE DRAWS ME NEAR, AND I ACHE NOW AS I HAVE A THOUSAND OTHER TIMES TO BE ONE WITH HIM, HE WHISPERS "I LOVE YOU" AND IT SOUNDS LIKE THE VERY FIRST TIME, I QUIVER AS I FEEL HIS HANDS ROAM SLOWLY DOWN MY SPINE, AROUSING ME SLOWLY, DELIBERATELY AND MY BREATH QUICKENS, "I NEED YOU" I WHISPER, BUT HE ONLY MAKES ME WAIT, I SAVOUR EVERY MOMENT OF OUR VERY SPECIAL DATE,
This Sorry Piece Of Crap
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Arrivederchi!!! Rai
AVVISO - TRASMISSIONI ONDE CORTE Si comunica che a partire da lunedì 1 ottobre la Rai ha cessato le trasmissioni in Onda Corta. I programmi radiofonici sono disponibili su Satelradio, Internet e sulle Onde Medie con il Notturno Italiano
Best Friends
Best Friends by Peter Duncan © I never imagined that after twenty-two years of happy marriage, having two children, a son who graduated from high school last spring and is going to the University of Arizona on a baseball scholarship, and a daughter, now sixteen, who seems to be Miss "everything" at school, that there could have been anything more fulfilling in my life. Arthur, my husband owns his own software company, is wildly successful and has treated me like his princess throughout our marriage. We have everything we want, live in a status community and are considered pillars of the Congregational Church to which we have belonged for fifteen years. For the last five years I have been part of a bible study group...a group of women who have become "best friends," four of whom meet regularly to play bridge. But, I have to confess to you who read this, something has happened in my life that you might consider contrary to your concept of a model wife and mother and a moral, Chri
Beth Has A Taste Of Magic
Beth Has a Taste of Magic by Lizzy_Beth_26 © Beth was awakened from her orgasm-induced nap by the ringing of the doorbell. She sat up on the bed and tried to gain her senses. Her cat Sammy was still sleeping on the pillow next to hers. The doorbell rang again as she sprang from the bed. She headed to her dresser, removing her robe as she went. Hanging it over the back of the dressing table chair, she reached into the drawer and quickly grabbed a t-shirt and a pair of shorts, dressed and rushed to the door as the doorbell rang yet again. "Be right there!" she called out as she moved swiftly down the hall and to the door. She peered through the peephole in the door to see Cindy standing on the front porch. She unlocked the door and motioned for her to come in. "What the hell took you so long?" Cindy asked chidingly as she pulled the screen door open. Beth replied, "Nature called and I was in the bathroom." "I understand how that goes." Cindy replied as she entered and pla
Bitch For Life
Bitch For Life by -Sadie26- © Angela had always known that she loved women more then men. Even at a young age, she would sneak her father's Playboy magazines into her room and rub her pussy looking at the sexy centerfolds. So, it came as no surprise, that in her senior year of high school, Angela fell hard for a girl in her History class. Her name was Camille, and she was the sexiest girl Angela had ever laid eyes on, excluding the Playboy models. "Hi, my name's Angela, but you can call me Angie," she said, walking up to Camille during lunch one afternoon. "It's nice to meet you, Angie, I'm Camille," she said, smiling and inviting her to sit down. The two girls spent the next 45 minutes, laughing and getting better acquainted. They shared the typical "getting to know you" lines. Where their parents worked, how long they'd been married, where they lived and even how much they hated school. One difference was, Camille was totally heterosexual, which presented a problem
My Certificates
I JUST WANTED TO WRITE THIS DOWN I HAVE JUST RECENTLY BEEN ABLE TO PERSUE MY WITCHCRAFT,AND TODAY I GOT MY FIRST 2 CERTIFICATES!!!!! I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS.I WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH ALL OF YOU. I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED FOR ANY ONE WHO CARES TO KNOW.BLESSED BE
C'mon
C'mon ladies leave my pics sum love lol....all my albums will be open and any kindess left will of course be returned in kind. Rate, comment, whatever....
Candy Cane
Candy Cane by My Erotic Tale © //...//...//...//...//...//...Candy Cane. Candy glided the long slender Candy Cane over her tongue while she sucked on its flavor, savoring the deliciously sweet taste while pulling it outward from her moist mouth. Extending her tongue outward and licking the tastiness in laps at the sugar stick, carrying the peppermint flavor on her tongue that disappeared, between her plump red lips. Candy placed the Candy Cane back into her mouth, toying with its lengthy shaft and absorbed in the way it felt on her tongue. She pushed it even deeper into her mouth as if that would heighten the sweet sensations of sugar and peppermint. Pulling it outward then pushing it back inward over her wet tongue several times rubbing the flavor into her taste buds. 'It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,' nothing was stirring except Candy's blouse. One hand held the Candy Cane to her mouth while the other, finger toiled each button loose till
Caught
Caught by charliechoc © For a change, I am awake early. You look so peaceful asleep that I don't want to disturb you. I quickly dress in a strappy top and short skirt. As it is the start of what looks to be a lovely day I decide to nip out and pick up a few bits for the picnic we have planned later. I return and let myself in quietly. The house is quiet so I presume you are still sleeping. I open the bedroom door slowly. I look at you and you are half under the bed covers. Your eyes are shut and your head is turned away from me towards the window, although I can see that you are looking a little hot. The duvet is pulled up to your middle and I can see your chest and stomach. I take in all this in seconds. My eyes travel further down your body and suddenly I see movement under the covers. I realise instantly that you are touching yourself...and I am incapable of moving. You moan slightly and the noise reminds me to breathe. I watch as you raise your knees slightly and push t
Dancing With Myself
Dancing with Myself by apathykiss © The music pumped through her body as she watched the performance. The lead singer sung his hips and held the microphone with care and passion. "To be that microphone," she sighed to herself. Her long brown hair hung down her back and moved to the beat of her hips. The small skirt she wore covered little and less when she danced. Maria had not a care in the world at that moment. The singer has just locked eyes with her. He smiled and then screamed the next line of the song into the mic, sending thrills up and down her spine. It's her favorite song. She sung the lyrics and threw her arms in the air to emphasize her dance. There were so many people crowded around her, people pushing and jumping, screaming and dancing. But she didn't care. She closed her eyes and felt the thump-thump-thump of the drums in her chest. It felt so good; she felt it through her whole body and sighed at the feeling. With her favorite song playing in the backg
The Best Medicine
The Best Medicine by TheDarkCloud © THE BEST CURE OF ALL I laid in my hospital bed and bemoaned how sad my life was. I had been in here for nearly a month now and it was in the month of January, I had missed Christmas and New Years and it basically sucked. Worse still my mum and sister had already visited me that afternoon so I had no visitors to look forward to that night, just another evening watching those loathsome soaps on the TV in my private cubicle. No fun for a 25 year old young man like myself attempting to come to terms with chemotherapy and all the trappings that brings. I was over the worst of it, the doctors had caught it at an early stage and I had really high chances of it not returning. Still it was hard not to lie there and feel sorry for myself that night, it had been a bad end to last year and there weren't any signs this one would be much better. Then with just the opening of the room door the night suddenly got a whole lot better. I looked up expecting
Born To Suck
Born to Suck by S. Sarge © Kate couldn't help it! She wanted to stop but something inside her wouldn't let her! Kate was from all appearances a normal eighteen year old junior in high school. Average looks, average grades, nice friends, good parents, nothing to worry about. Well not exactly, you see Kate was addicted to oral sex! She would suck anyone, anywhere, at anytime. She couldn't be exactly sure of why, but all she knew was that she had a burning uncontrollable desire to have her mouth around a hard cock or her tongue buried in a hot warm pussy! Walking home from school, Kate had stopped off at the store to buy some school supplies! The lady salesclerk was a fifty five year old spinster who probably had never had it from anyone in her life, but she had heard about Kate from one of her bridge partners, so when she recognized her, she decided to see if what she had heard was true. "Come with me," she said to Kate, and the led her to the store room at the rear of the store. Not
Breaking The Ice
Breaking the Ice by easygoinguy © The first time I met Sheila was one Friday night after I had gotten off work. She was easily the prettiest thing there and I couldn't help but look at her as she sat there drinking her beer or when she walked to the dance floor with friends. I was too much of a wimp to just walk over and talk to her, so I just ended up admiring her from afar. Sheila had blonde shoulder length hair, looked a little older then my 38 years, had a amazing tan, stood around 5'6" and was thin, weighing maybe no more then 120. I was married at the time and had lost all my confidence in approaching the opposite sex. In my day I was quite the charmer but since I married my confidence had slipped from the self-assuredness I once possessed to not being at all at ease in approaching women. I continued to sit there and gaze at her, trying not to make eye contact, something I was sure would drive her away. I watched her dance in her incredibly short cut off jeans and wondere
Broken Down
Broken Down by bigeorgie09 © The windshield wipers are whipping across the windshield. I have the high beams on, but they are hardly making a difference in this downpour. I am still an hour from home and on the interstate, when my car starts to sputter. The power is failing; I can tell as my lights dim and die. I pull off to the side of the highway and coast to a stop. I wait a minute in my dead car, hoping it will consider starting again. I press my suede boot against the clutch and brake as I turn the key. She turns over, but there's no power. I then look to my cell phone to see if I can call for help. No service. Damnit. Since I can't call anyone for help, I might as well try to help myself. I open my door and step out of the dry car, into the cool rain. I am soon drenched. My white T-shirt is transparent and stuck to my skin. I close my door behind me and walk around to the front of the car. I manage to pop the hood and brace it open. Steam rolls out when the hood opens.
Burning Love
Burning Love by fqc © I don't know how you could love me, but somehow you do. I can see it in your beautiful brown eyes as you look into mine, sparkling as I stare into the universe that sees only me. I smile at you, a small and private smile, the kind I only give to you. You smile back at me as I draw closer to you, I can't resist you, I never was able to. I wrap an arm around you and hold you gently against me. I slowly move my hand up and down your back and slowly caress the side of your face with my other hand as you wrap your arms around me. My heart racing, I run my hands thru your thick brown hair and I kiss you lovingly, the taste of your soft lips making my knees weak. I gently hold the back of your neck as we kiss, massaging it softly. I feel your lips part as you slowly slide your tongue into my mouth, I don't resist, but rather intercept your tongue with mine, rubbing it against yours softly. I tighten my hold on you, pull your body closer to mine as we kiss, my hand ho
Bus Again
Bus Again by Roopmati2000 © We, my husband, and me were returning after visiting a relative's function late at night. The bus was crowded. My husband pushed me inside and instructed me to go at the back thinking it may not be less crowded there. He was wrong It was much more crowded and we both got stuck. I was at the back and he was stuck somewhere in the middle. Some more crowed came in and I was pushed back against a young man who was facing me. I was holding the supporting straps with both my hands but still swaying with the movements of the bus. Every now and then I was falling on him but he supported me with firm body. He was pleasant to look at strong, medium height and in his twenties. Suddenly I realized that something was poking me at my pubes. When I looked down it was his erection. By the impression it created it was quite big. I tried to push away but there was no space. I looked at him. "I am sorry, I can't help." He whispered in my ear." You are very beaut
Business Trip Flight
Business Trip Flight by Dsireme © I hate business trips. All the travel can be wearying and boring but I have no choice in the matter. I boarded the airplane thinking how the four hours were going to be such a bore. I had already seen the in-flight movie and really did not have anything to do. And on top of it, I had to sit all the way in the back where it was noisy and dark. I was hoping I could move to another seat after the plane was in flight. I went to the last row. It was a two seat-three seat-two-seat plane and the last row only had the middle three seats. I had the outside seat and sat there waiting for the other two people to show up. There were a few people in the row in front of me. The plane was almost ready to close its doors and it was barely filled. I don't care to fly and I really hate the take offs and landings. As the plane took off, I held the armrest tightly, the white-knuckle syndrome. We finally got in the air and the seat belt light went off. I sto
The Cabin By Gary046
The Cabin by gary046 © It was a hot summer day when Lori and I headed for the beach just down from my cabin in the woods. We were there for a week of being alone with each other. We had met a couple months ago at a seminar about proto-type electronics. She was there to learn how to sell prototyping and I was there to teach how to sell. We met at a private class I was teaching. After talking for some time, we went for coffee. We had been dating ever since and thought that this week would be good for both of us. This was our first day here and it was time for the beach. Since the area was deserted, and the beach was not visible to anyone, it was perfect for nude sunbathing. Of course, we had on our suits as we headed for the beach. When we got there we spread a blanket on the sand and Lori stood and took of her bikini. Such beautiful breasts. They were a beautiful set if I ever saw them. As she streached her arms up to the sun, I could she how rounded, and firm they were. A
Ashley's Pussy Pumping Club
Ashley's Pussy Pumping Club by Avalanche Man © "WOW... suck that baby out there!! Way to go, GIRL!! Feel the burn... just watch those juices flow!! Looks SO good... NOW H... O... L... D... it... don't lose your suction!!" Hearing all this, Stacey was almost hesitant to knock on the door, but she had promised herself that she needed to at least offer something of an apology to Ashley. She had been rather curt and cutting to her at work, and besides, she wanted to check out all the rumors that she had overheard. "STACEY... How great to see you!! Come on in!!" Ashley squealed and opened the door fully for Stacey to enter. "It's so good to see you, and I've meant to call or stop by and see you, but things have really gotten hectic lately." Totally shocked that Ashley would apologize to her when it should have been the other way around, Stacey starred (with her mouth wide open) at the sight of Mike and Ashley's living room. Three of the girls that they both worked with were si
Bridge
The bridge stood tall and proud rooted to its spot. It endured the tests of time, as the water raged around its pillars and the winds tussled under it. It withstood the burden as those who walked over the bridge, unaware of their toll. But, as the years wore on, the bridge was deteriorating. Its pillars weaken as every storm passed. The burden of people walking over it did not diminish. Every storm that passed left the bridge weaker and weaker. Then finally, one storm, not even the biggest storm the bridge had faced, raged. The bridge, weakened by the years of lack of upkeep and constant wear, finally broke free. It drifted down the river, with no roots to hold it anymore. It coasted, listless. It seems the bridge will never dock again.
I Love It...
"Give me a fucking break, people. Hating your bodies because they fail to measure up to some superficial, ever changing, socially imposed ideal of beauty doesn’t make you morally superior. It makes you retarded." From Violent Acres... http://www.violentacres.com/# Check it out. XOXO
One Fireman's Fate
The bell clangs, out of our bunks we roll Sliding down the bright brass pole On the truck donning gear Chanting our claim, no fear, no fear To the call we rush in the night Pull to the curb oh what a sight Flames, embers, people's screams One look now at many shattered dreams Into the fire we rush to save life Dragging our line, axe, and pike Up the steep stairs and through the hot door I step too quick and go through the floor Into the room below all aglow The fires intense my screams so immense The heat is unyielding but then I can see My body from above and what I am shielding It is God's will I went through that door And part of his plan I fell through that floor For my purpose is seen through my own tears I have given my life for one of two years Don't be angry I have lived my life true To the child I have saved I'm glad you will too I was a fireman and proud to be one I know your life's fate you'll be on truck one I know this is true for God ha
Our Dear Skippy Has Crossed The Rainbow Bridge
Today My Sisters Pomeranian "Skippy" has left us and went across the "Rainbow Bridge" We will all miss him
Test For Smart People
Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Scroll Down The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Scroll Down Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator; take out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think thr
Monday 10-08-07
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence. ~Frederick Douglass
Beach Party
Beach Party by SeaCat © Looking around I smiled to myself in anticipation, everything looked perfect. I had been planning this ever since I had learned about the party the week before and now even the weather was co-operating. As I glanced around at my co-workers I self consciously checked to make sure my Do-Rag was in place. You wouldn't think I would be worried about how I looked among this group but I was. The people at the party on the beach that evening were my fellow nurses and doctors from the local hospital. After along, hot and extremely busy summer the administrator had decided we needed a break and had planned this party for us. I had learned about this while recovering and had decided that I would try to make it. As the time got shorter and I felt stronger and more able to carry on I had become more and more intent on showing up. Standing there feeling the warm sand under my bare feet and hearing the muted hiss of the small waves breaking on the beach I looked for
Camera Club
Camera Club by SueandSteve © Steve is a member of a local photographic club and one week he took in some slightly candid photos of me to enter into a "People" competition. In two or three I was showing glimpses of my breasts by having the top buttons of my blouse undone and in a couple of others I was showing my stocking tops. I had agreed to him taking them to the club because, to tell the truth, it was a bit of an ego trip to know that he was proud of photos that he'd taken of me. Steve was excited when he came home because, although he hadn't won the competition, the other members had liked the photos and had asked him if I would consider going along to model for them. Steve said that they would expect to take similar shots to those that he had taken. I was thrilled to be asked but, being a bit self-conscious, I wasn't sure I'd like to pose in front of a dozen or so men, most of whom I wouldn't know. Steve said that he thought that not knowing them would make it easier for me
Caroline Comes Alive
Caroline Comes Alive by MSSD © It was Bill's fault for stirring up all these emotions inside her. Part of her kept wishing she could run back to the way it was just a year ago when she was still married, trusting and naïve. "You're beautiful and sexy," Bill said. It was several weeks after they met. He stared at her in the dim light of the restaurant. Steve never said anything like that to her in 31 years of marriage. A year ago, at the age of 53, the security and predictability of her relationship with the only man she had ever loved suddenly vanished. Caroline Rucker was the last person to learn the embarrassing truth about her husband's not so secret ten year affair with his secretary. "You have to forget about all that and get on with your life," her friend Elaine told her. Elaine introduced her to Bill Desmond, a retired investment broker. Bill seemed so ordinary, so unspectacular at first. He was 58, friendly and charming. Six months later her excitement leap
Bits And Pieces
Whisper my name on the breeze of a song Skies open and roll distant thunder Thoughts of your touch linger with dawn Lightening races with the spell I am under I scream your name to a world that can’t hear My face glows, blushed with passion I hear you call out, wanting me near My heart beats to a new and wild rhythm Who is this strange new being inside me This person that yearns for much more Awaken to find that through open eyes I see New dusks and dawns in store Lightening races across the seas Rain falls down like thunder Waves crash unforgiving on the sand Whispers of this dream I can’t prevent Silence deafening the sleeping giant And teardrops freeze on window panes River enthralls to the seas Rose pedals wither in the falling rain Street lamps flicker and die out for the day Wind whispers through the broken trees Of time and space the coming dawn Steam rises from a warm damp earth The smell of wet pavement surrounds me The sky glows gently with new pr
Catching Z's
Catching Z's by PeIvis Wesley © One of the requirements for successfully completing a medical degree is to do some outside of school "experimental research." The science we learn in the classroom can only go so far, they say, so the enlightened Chapman graduate needed to display some extra-curricular initiative. This naturally led me to the Heavy Lids Sleep Lab in Catonsville MD, where I was to shadow a one Dr. Gary Winfield, who told me he had a patient that was coming in around noon he thought demonstrated some "curious sleeping patterns." As I was about to enter the clinic, I noticed a statuesque beauty of a woman walking behind me, a dame in her mid 40's with ample bust, carefully styled hair, and a figure-hugging white turtleneck. She was applying Pina Colata lip balm, but I had a sneaking suspicion she had Pina Colata on her breath from earlier in the day. "Hold the door for me," the woman said, sensing correctly that I was in a rush. "No problem, Ma'am," I said, dec
Caught The Babysitter Ch. 01
Caught the Babysitter Ch. 01 by Macrotica© It was a coincidence. Both of us had workmates leaving the job that night. In my case Pat, who I'd worked with for years had decided to move on to a company offering more money so naturally there were a few drinks to send him off. The wife was sending off a workmate who was relocating to another country - can't remember which one. Not that it matters to the story really. She wouldn't be home as the party was near a friends house so she was going to stay there rather than get a taxi. We arranged our regular babysitter, Aisling, to mind our two daughters for the night until I got home. She's been our babysitter for a couple of years now so we had no concerns about her. Just turned 18 and about to start college studying art history she's a studious girl but not the librarian looking type either. I'd met her family: her parents who were a lovely couple if a little too puritanical for my liking and her sister who had just finished her first y
A Bath In Dirt
Winters Breeze Falling leaves with the same Chill as yesterday,, I sit among tides of time wishing this Day Had never Come, For this Day is the Day I bath in the soil of this Earth, NuttinButtSexxy Why do you sit among these tree's with such Sadness, Sounds of a Trouble Heart that you play this song, I too know this song of screaming Swans, I'm Nor a Swan nor a Child that I moan in my sorrow alone, why do you Bath in the Soils of this earth , I have a bad Taste In my mouth That this Love I had once, Has Left to Bad of a Taste in my Mouth from Basking, In my own sorrows another Sour day like yesterday, Repeating the Same bath as I do Every day that this taste will go away, Winter Breezes with Falling Leaves your My Chill of Yesterdays, I'll just sit here and Bath to the sour taste In my mouth go's away, CPR 2007 James Landry/POSNB Shame Landry
The Cross I Bare
I bare the cross for my own ignorance. I gave you everything and you gave me nothing. I showed you real love and you showed me real pain. I loved you with all my heart and soul. And you used me to heal your own pain. I bended and changed to your wants and needs. Trying so hard to be who and what you wanted. But in the end I wasn't and never will be good enough. But no one will ever love you the way I do even now. Even through all the hell and pain. And even if you don't know it, you did change me. I am like the river you threw a stone into. The ripples will smooth out in time, but it is forever changed, still. This is dedicated to my ex-husband who was my love & life
Do You Ever Really Know A Person
How do you ever really truly know someone? In my life experence you never really do I dont think. As soon as you think you know someone, it seems like something always happens & things always change. Or as soon as you start to let someone in or get close to you, they proceed to rip your heart out. So why, what is the point in letting people in, why ever let people get close, when you already know how it is going to end. It can only end badly when people get to close. No matter how hard I try or what I do, I will carry my scars to my grave & I alone will pay the price for my mistakes. & I alone will sufer the rest of my life for my mistakes as well so it seems. People clame to be so libral, & understanding, but in the reality of it all, when they are truly faced with it, with a person like me, their truth comes through. They are truly put to the test with someone like me, & time & time again, they fail to rise to the occaision, for the pedistal they have put themselves up so hig
The Rock
Even through all the heartache and dispaire in my life, still here I stand. hard as stone, yet soft as a feather.I am the rock, hard and strong, as I have been all my life. Always there when you could not stand on your own. But still I am the feather, soft and gentle when you need comfort.Always with an open heart and open arms. Always with a smile and uplifting word to brighten you day. I open my heart and soul to you every day, and as my heart bleeds for you, it also breaks, as the tears roll down my face. Knowing everyday that I will never be good enough. No matter how much I love, or how true I am, The Rock and Feather is all I will ever be.
For The Ones On Myspace
you will be hearing me raising hell on my page. my blog will tell you why. I have a temper when someone anyone that tells me how my past was...cause they have no damn clue. my past was shitty and i try to forget about it but when someone brings it up.. damn straight im going to raise hell. dont look at me as a different person...it takes alot to piss me off. you guys are awesome and im pretty glad that i have you as a friend on here...so please dont judge me thanks
Re: '9/11 Truthers' Flip The Bird At Bill Maher
RE: '9/11 Truthers' flip the bird at Bill Maher ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Freedom-Fight.net AKA We Are Change LA Date: 09 Oct 2007, 09:33 '9/11 Truthers' flip the bird at Bill MaherJason RhynePublished: Tuesday October 9, 2007Raw StoryAfter being broadly denounced as "crazy people" by HBO's sharp-tongued Bill Maher, some members of the so-called 9/11 Truth movement -- a group convinced that US government accounts of the Sept. 11 tragedies do not fully explain the events of that day -- decided to give Maher a taste of his own caustic medicine.In a new video making its rounds on the internet, one band of miffed Los Angeles-based "Truthers" borrows the graphics, theme music and trademark bite of Maher's popular "New Rules" segment to push back at the comedian's charges that conspiracy theorists are lunatics. "Crazy people are defined by acting crazy," activist Stewart Howe says in the clip, sitting alongside a Maher-esque video window depicting
Pain
I know this is a song, but I don't care it fits!! Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel p
Your Whore
I whisper in your ear, all the things i wanna do, making you ask for more as i tell tales of joy, I caress your soft skin, with my tongue against your neck, making you moan and beg for a longer story, I run my hands through your hair, pulling your hair back, as I press against you firmly and bite your lips, Running my hands over your body, feeling your firm breasts between my fingers, you're sitting my lap and slowly moving your hips, I make you beg for more, make you call my name, make you scream for me to be in you, I tease your senses, playing with your nerves, you start to writhe, you're beggin to be screwed, Fingers gliding over you, making you gush and drip cum, closer to me as i give you what you want, raising your skirt, crying out for more, as I slowly move to be in your. . .
Tender Reciprocations...
Re: Vicente Fox Admits Plan For Single Nafta Currency
RE: Vicente Fox Admits Plan For Single NAFTA Currency ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 09 Oct 2007, 10:50 Vicente Fox Admits Plan For Single NAFTA Currency Mexico's former president, Vicente Fox, made an astounding admission last night on CNN's Larry King Live when he acknowledged the plan for a NAFTA single currency, a "euro-dollar" as King labeled it. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/091007_fox_admits.htm
Pay Close Attention..
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the
Poetry
Well, am bored, and I thought I might share one of my poems with my friends here on Fubar! :) Your Beauty I'm looking in your eyes They haven't changed a bit Your steaming lips I'd always kiss them In your bed laying I'm always looking at you Your gentle body In my arms to hold The flowers in the spring Your beauty they can't take The beauty of the stars Light they're giving you The beautiful colors Like you would like to be Like the moon among the stars Beautiful you are to me The forest's very beautiful Full of splendor Her sweet light In your eyes is shinning Danny Ursoi Copyright ©2007 Danny Ursoi Let me know what u think, and if u like it, I would like to share more of my poems with U! P.S. Please note that all my poems are copy right!!!
The Day I Had
well today me and my son had a blast we went to the park out to eat and rented movies we had so much fun when his mom came here to get him he cried and told her to get out i stay at papas house you know that warmed my heart so much i cad tears froming in my eyes it hurt me to see him go so i did cry a little but i told him to be strong there will be more days ahead of fun he smiled at me and told his mom ok ready to go now he started to leave then ran back gave me a big hug ant told me he loved me sad
Bury The Past
Bury The Past by Elaine2005© Returning from the cemetery, I stared at the picture I took of Jared just last month. I used to love that picture. I would wake up when he wasn't with me and lazily get out of bed. Making my way downstairs for breakfast, looking at it would be my morning fix before my coffee. It filled my heart with so much joy to look at it. It wasn't Jared in the flesh but it would do until I would see him later that day. Now, my eyes were transfixed on it. There he stood, in front of the bar where he spent most of his nights. It would be the last picture he would ever pose for. I could feel my legs give way so I leaned against the fireplace for support. My eyes welled up with tears as I looked at my love. The drops streamed down my face, blinding my view. It didn't matter. I remembered every inch of it. He would be forever etched in my mind. His hair was brushed back, his body fit and the bushy eyebrows I used to tease him about, were all reminders of what I
By The Window
By the Window by ChiefD © I stand against the window feeling the warm breeze flowing against my skin. Earlier I slipped out of our bed and made the morning coffee; although I knew that the aroma would have a chance of waking you, it was a chance I was had to take; knowing you would understand. A chance to watch you sleep; I stood there naked, vulnerable, watching you sleep after a night of passionate, rough, giving and taking sex. I can still smell the sex and watching you breathe, brings back memories of loneliness and of years lost to the past. I turn back to the window breathing the morning air and watching the sun move against the sky and the trees bend to the wind. As I watch nature bring the day to life, I smile in knowing that your love, life and yes, your touch has brought life to my life. I feel, in a moment of time, the rush of memories like a quickening that brings all lost parts of the flesh back to the body. I see and feel all those parts of our past to
Convergence
Convergence by Recidiva © She tapped her pen on her desktop for just a few seconds, then twirled the blunt tip against her lips for a moment. A slow smile spread over her face. Heading out of the office, she lets her assistant know she's going to be taking a long lunch. She leaves the gallery and it's only a short drive to her destination. She smooths down her skirt and raps shortly on the door. The door opened and a man leans against the frame, holding the door braced against one arm. "Staccato, had to be you." She smiles sweetly. He smiles sweetly back. She pouts. "Aren't you going to let me in?" He shakes his dark head once, but his expression is teasing. "No. Mara, I'm busy." She leans in and licks the line of his collarbone. "I promise to make this short. Staccato, even." He pushes away from the doorframe, and swings the door as if to close it behind him, but she ducks in quickly and skips lightly behind him. She asks "What's got you so busy that you don't
Skal Sandheden Afsløres Eller Skjules?
Skal sandheden afsløres eller skjules?
Global Opvarmning
Global opvarmning
Ello.
how's everyone doing this fine drizzly morning? my back hurts do to the damn rain, but it's cool. lol. when the sun shines again I'll be fine. so yeah. what's up?
I Need A New Morph
can somebody help ??? wooooo woooooo
Play Thing
How sweet it is to be used and abused by the very person you love i had my whole world in my arms today and you had your sex toy We made love in the shower again today i had not been there more then 30 mins before i was stripped of my clothes and felt up and down kissed over and over held onto so longingly This time you were determined to make me cum and i did and my arm nearly fell off for you you shivered all over your breathing was quick and loud you pressed yourself against me and i dug my nails into your shoulders we were together we hugged and you made a joke about thanking you for your services Friends arent supposed to do these things are they? We wrapped the towels around us and sat on your bed you played Zelda for a while soon your dad would be home i got up to get dressed something must have awoken you you must have looked at my body because you pulled me down and pushed me onto your bed and climbed on top kissing me so widely your tongue slidin
Some Thoughts To Ponder On...
1. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 2. What other people think of you is non of your business. 3. Time heals almost everything... Just give time. 4. No one is in charge of your happiness, except YOU. 5. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about... (",)
I'm Single Now!!!
Ok...so get this. You are in a relationship with who you think is the perfect guy. You fall in love, you put everything you have and are into this relationship. You take this person whereever they need to go, help them get a job, take him to see and get his kids for the weekend, etc. You let him use your computer (this is important part). His/her momma kicks them out of her house and they have no where to go so you get your mom to let them stay with you. Your mom says yes but they have to sleep on the couch...you figure ok your gonna have respect for her. So your bf/gf comes to live with you and everything is perfect and you are trying to get out on your own and get your own appartment. Your bf/gf comes to you and says on Wednesday that he/she is going out with friends on Saturday night to get plastered and it's a girls/guys night out only. He/She says they will be gone before you get home from work and is staying the night with their friends. So you kiss them goodbye and y
Till
Heartbeat Away I've never felt warmth, Till I was in your embrace. I've never seen beauty, Till I looked upon your face. Lost in your eyes, Deeper than any ocean. Just a simple touch Becomes a transfer of emotions. Passion becomes unrequited, For it could never be. "Trapped in your tears Please set me free."* I've never heard angels speak, Till you opened your mouth and sang. I've never knew sadness Till you told me you had a man. I've never been happy, Till I gazed upon your smile. Always questioning my motives, Putting my heart on trial. You're the only one, The only girl that I seek. Perhaps to kiss you one day, And not on the cheek. I've never known love, For I never kissed your lips. I'm addicted to you, And I think I need to quit.
My Lonley World.....
If you ever came to feel my pain or drowned for a day in my lonely rain you would know what its like to suffer in my hell if you listened to the tales I have to tell you would never again pass judgement on me you may even understand why sometimes I flee why I sometimes hide when the road gets rough or run away when life gets tough if you spent 60 seconds locked inside my head you'd understand why life I dread if you took a min to feel what I feel you understand that my pain is so real if you for once, choked on my tears or had to fight through my fears if you had to spend a day in my solitude my nightmares you couldnt elude the judgements you first passed would fade away you would probably hit the ground and pray to never again see the things that I've seen to never experience the dreams that i dream
Blah
Hey ppls! Well sorry i haven't been around.. Been working my ass off and came down with some type of Illness! Seams to be the Flu but different! Ive been stuck on the couch for 2 days because i feel like my body got hit by a train... Anyways! Just wanted to update everyone on my boring life! I work 3-11PM today and work 2 -12 hour shifts this weekend! Fun Fun... Not sure when ill be back to play on the computer. Hugs to all my friends! Don't forget to leave me LOVE! -Jen
Im Good Enough
There are many words, To swoon a woman, Her eyes light up, Anticipate the next, She can love you, I can do it right, Fear of commitment, Runs so far deep, It hurts my eyes, To drop another tear, Once the hurting stops, If you can find the compassion, To look at me, And hold me again, For I'm wishing to see you, Dreaming of when, Perhaps you could love, An ass like me, Who knows no better, But good enough to love you. Oh how yours eyes shine, While you stare into the sky, Hate it if you ever left, In time it will happen, Pessimisum is hard to swallow, After this dust settles, I'll just want to kiss you.
Nice Suprise
One night lita couldnt sleep, she rolled over to her sleeping lover and started listening to his breathing, Just watching him sleep was making her horny by the moment. So she started to glide her nails softly up and down his torso, to hear his breathing quicken a little. Then she started to rub his dick softly, then a little bit more, then she put her hand down his boxers, she took hold of his cock, and started to stroke it faster, harder, till he woke up moaning. She then took his dick into her mouth, sliding it in and out faster and faster, her pussy began to get wet just hearing his moans, she loved the way he sounded. She loved to her him moan, to her what she could do to him. After she knew he was about to cum, she stopped, slowly taking off his boxers, he whimpered, begging for more, after she removed all her clothing, she stood above him, slowly rubbing her tits, her big, soft breasts, her hardened nipples, then she slid one hand down to her pussy, slowly rubbing over her clit,
Hmmm
Ya hmm I am not so good at blogs I never know what to write or type....So I probably won't write to many of these.So what do other people write about? Just anything.Well that is it for now.I may write some other time when I can think of something good.
Update
well as u all may already know my sister is going through some hard tiems right now and needs all our support as she has just lost her father im asking for u all to go show her your deepest prayers and love Final update in my blog RIP John Keegan 10-10-07~Spicy Angel ~Big Girls Don't Cry@ fubar
You Can Only Type One Word
You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. Not as easy as you might think. 1. Where is your cell phone? floor 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? none 3. Your hair? ponytail 4. Your mother? beautiful 5. Your father? handsome 6. Your favorite thing? son 7. Your dream last night? nothing 8. Your favorite drink? drpepper 9. Your dream car? hummer 10. Say something about life? sucks 11. Your ex? idiot 12. Your fear? bridges 13. What do you want to be in 10 years? alive 14. Who did you hang out with last night? son 15. What are you not good at? dishonesty 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. When you DIE, u'd rather be CREMATED or BURIED? cremated 18. Where you grew up? mississippi 19. Last place you've been to? work 20. What are you wearing? pajamas 21. Where are you? home 22. Your pet? three 23. Your computer? upgraded 24. Your life? sucks 25. Your mood? tired 26. Missing? money 27. What are you th
Ty §aÐi§ti© Light! You Rock!
:-P BEAUTIFUL PERSON :-P and is only 433K from becoming our very first !!!Vampiric Godmother!!! She gives so much to us all it is time to return the love I know ALOT of you hit that "I'm Bored" button so why not hit her instead?!?!? (with rates not hammers you sadists lol :-P) She has some awesome pics and stash to rate so drop by and give it to her! QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 B!tch NSFW@ fubar
Wednesday 10-10-07
If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins. ~Benjamin Franklin (a lil late i know)
I Love...
I love.... I love walking into work everyday. I love opening the door and hearing "Beanie! "Beanie" and leaning down to accept warm hugs...or sticky ones. I love to wear big happy swingy earrings. At play time I take turns with the little girls to have them sit on my lap and I hook my earrings over theirs and set my hairband into their hair. ( I offer it to the boys too, but HEY!!!! I'm an equal opportunity teacher. ) I watch their shoulders raise and their lips lift into a glorious smile. I love pulling out the sheets that I brought from home and crawling under it with them into our hideout from the stomping romping dinosaur. They scream (I would too if I didn't have Laryngitis) but i whisper to them "Ohmygawsh he is ganna eat us!!!! we should scare him away with a rooooooar!!!" And i watch them try to giggle through their might roars. I love that after changing a diaper, every single face lights up..because they know that Beanie will preform a High five...and a
Great Ppl, Great Lounges, Check 'em Out.......more To Come .......
HELL RAISERS LOUNGE ( OWNER : DA KING DAWG ) DIABLO'S DEN (OWNER: DIABLO)
Break Me Some Of That....
Break Me Some Of That.... by Sweetness001 © "I had told you one day that you were going to get the surprise of your life. I have watched you switch your butt all around this office. You wear those tight fitting skirts were you couldn't help but let the imagination run amuck while your ass twitched underneath. Your cleavage is always enticing me, wanting me to stroke up against you. I have on occasions bumped up against on purpose just can I can go back into my office and stroke myself into a tizzy and those legs, to have them wrapped around me...well just the thought of it. Oh, don't look shocked, for we both know your interest in it. We had openly talked about it before but you didn't know it was about you and that is what perked my interest in you even more in you. Yes, this is going to happen and it is going to happen today. I have had just about enough of it and I can't stand it anymore. Close the door but don't lock it just make sure it is closed shut." "This is so true we
So True
For the Ladies-----MEN ARE LIKE … MEN ARE LIKE. . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years. MEN ARE LIKE. . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest. MEN ARE LIKE. . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why. MEN ARE LIKE. . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. MEN ARE LIKE. . . Coffee the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long. MEN ARE LIKE. . . Commercials, you can't believe a word they say. MEN ARE LIKE. . . Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory. MEN ARE LIKE. . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. MEN ARE LIKE. . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction, but that's about it. MEN ARE LIKE. . . Government Bonds, they take so long to mature. MEN ARE LIKE. . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are hand
The City By The Sea
I hear the city moving, the homelands call for me I wake at night screaming, the city that beckons me with a withered body, she rouses me from sleep the fog rolls in from sea, the city that never weeps I wake in a tempest, the storm rages inside it haunts my dreams at night, its something I cannot hide waking from a nightmare, to find I am not alone I see the city calling from the cold marble stone I feel the city yearning, yearning for my hand it holds it out to me, the city by the sea seeped in sweet decay, the moon hangs in the night above the city of lush delight, oh tear it from my memory tear it from my sight, take away the saddness the feelings I have tonight, it whispers in my ear a song that never ends, the splashing of the waves the howling of the winds, I hear the distant call from this modern babylon, the land that I belong it calls my name at night, an endless howling fright the city that I have known, the city I call home...
Its Simple
Simply because of your smile My whole body feels the warmth From the happiness that radiates inside of you And as simple as it is As simple as it feels I still haven’t come to understand The complexity behind it That you are the only one Who fills me with this joy
My Friends
i have to say this.i was looking at my friends list and i have the nicest,and most wonderful friends on fubar.i consider myself very lucky.ty all
Either One Of Them Has Mpd Or They Will Be The Next Guests On Jerry Springer
Now this one is pretty interesting. I couldn't record the entire conversation between these "siblings" but it was pretty fucking bizarre anyhow. I was originally contacted by kaytie_the_tutoring_geek stating her "brother" was in love with me because of the pic of me wearing my spike collar. She states that he's in her room while her ex is hooking up his new computer and begins to ask questions on his behalf. Its normal shit, what music I like, blah blah blah. Then she tells me he has a "boner" and I couldn't help but comment how strange (i.e. fucked up) it was that her BROTHER has a boner while in the room with her. She proceeds to tell me how "everyone in the town" knows about his apparently "huge" dick. She describes it as a "paper towel roll with a peach at the end". Naturally I comment that I'm a bit disturbed that she knows what her brothers dick looks like and she then tells me how it just "sticks out of his shorts whenever he gets a hard on". Ummm... what?! AND Y
~ Stray Cats - Rock This Town ~
Go
these moments of quite makes me think more then ever.. an u know what im not liking it that much.. i have learned that i could leave and no one would wonder where i was or if im ok.. i have learned that ur friends, yea there not always there for u.. an when u see a friend that u think needs some one.. yea i have learned to just leave them alone.. more or less im not needed nor wanted around.. an maybe thats y my x could always leave me for other girls.. cause im so easy to forget.. its showing me that really im very much alone.. an i dont have any one to lean on.. or talk too.. :( no one checks on me to see if im ok or alive.. an really maybe i should just go inside and stay there.. no more trying to stand out in ppls minds.. just stay to my self..if u think im wrong im sure u will tell me.. an thats cool.. but i have had two ppl that i care about more or less say its ok if i go..:(
To A Special Guy
To think of you being here with me brings joy to me The joy of knowing you'll always be here with me I love looking into your eyes and seeing the same feeling coming back at me To see it that you want me as much as I want you. To be with you is all I ever wanted to do To hear you say she is mine brings a warmth to me that no one can deny To be able to call you mine is a joy all in its self. If you cant tell I care for you in more than just one way. Your my friend and my partner and I love it being this way.
Love
Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket - safe, dark, motionless, airless - it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable. - C.S. Lewis
Could You Help Me Unzip?
Could You Help Me Unzip? by amanda30 © Lisa laughed nervously as she held the dress in front of her. "Hey Ella, what about this one?" Ella shot her a look of death over her shoulder when she caught site of the hideous garment. "Do I look like a slut to you?" "Well... If the dress fits." She trailed off as Ella made a fake attempt to swat her. Tomorrow was the reunion and neither of the girls had anything to wear yet. Shopping for days they were having no luck. Things were beginning to look desperate for both of them. Forge High's class of 92' was celebrating its ten year reunion. Lisa and Ella were best friends and remained still to this day. So naturally when the invitations got mailed out they decided to go together. Neither woman had found that "special" someone. "Ohh..oh.. I found it. Look at this one!" Ella whipped around holding in front of her what appeared to be road kill made into fabric. "You have got to be kidding, no way!" Lisa screeched as she started afte
Coyotegirl Gets Caught
CoyoteGirl Gets Caught by CoyoteGirl69© I opened the deposit receipt envelope after going through the drive up and with the receipt was a note. "Loved your stories CoyoteGirl69. Give me a call. Kelli" I couldn't believe what I had just read. It appeared that someone recognized my picture in my bio. Even though I was sitting in the SUV alone, I blushed. That was the last thing I ever thought would happen. When I finally composed myself, I left the parking lot and drove to the store for groceries. I had seen Kelli at the bank many times but had never really had more than just a conversation at the teller window. All the while I was shopping, my thoughts went back to the note. From the brief request she had made, I couldn't help but think she was interested. She could not have been older than twenty-five, but then again, what difference would that make. By the time I was done shopping, I was soaked, just thinking about the possibility. I decided I would call her then and there.
A Dream Come True
A Dream Come True by alonzo14© I curse myself again as I drive along the dirt road to the house. "Why do I put myself through this agony?" I say out loud to nobody. The party is at a house out in the sticks and I'm thankful that the moon is full because otherwise I'd be lucky to see the road. When I finally arrive at the house, cars are parked in the driveway, and all along the dirt road, stretching in both directions. "This is just great!" I mutter, more ticked off at myself than the parked cars. The only reason for going to this awful party is the chance to see Sandy. I'll probably stand in a corner, pathetically drinking myself into a stupor while I watch her with him. "Oh, yes, that sounds like a wonderful time," I say to myself. Passing all the parked cars lined up along the road, I park at the end of the line, pulling onto the grassy berm and nearly into a ditch in the process. "Crap! Crap! Crap!" I mutter as I make the long walk to the house. The party is in fu
A Thought Of A First Time
She is in the moment. Her breath, coming slow and easy. Her wrist bound by silk rope, Stretched towards the ceiling, As though she where reaching for her God. Her eyes, covered in a silk and leather. Her body draped in lose white satin. And nothing else. He moves about her slowly, softly. She can hear the light sound of his movement. His quiet breath. His deep whispers of his intent, His commands. And she trembles, In anticipation. For he is her God, in this moment. Nothing but he exists. Nothing but him, matters. And as he moves about her, Touching lightly, gently. Her nipples harden, Skin glistens. Breath comes shorter. Clit becomes erect. And she becomes wet, In sweet anticipation. He talks of his love. His uncompromising devotion. His honor, of her complete, Submission. In whispers. And by his deft touch. She trusts him, Without question, pause, or fear. For she knows his love is real, As Is hers. Unto him she gives up her soul, Heart,
The Story Of Two Friends
Once Upon a time there was a girl. She walked with her head down, alone in the world. Then one day another girl came along and said, "hi". From that day on the girls walked side by side. The girls were the best of friends, they were always together. And they swore it would stay that way forever. They told each other they could never be replaced. But then one girl, she quickened her pace. The girl walked quickly with many things on her mind. She walked so fast the other girl fell behind. The girl tried to catch up, but her friend was nowhere to be found. The other girl often looked back, but she never slowed down. Eventually, the girls grew apart. But they kept memories of each other dear to their hearts. The girls need not worry, for if they are true friends, then the two roads they travel will bring them together in the end.
Is This True About Me(maybe It Is)
Brown Eyes Either sexy as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Great in bed. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love.Is not the kind of person that you want to piss off.
Lawyer Joke
Subject: JOKES FOR LAWYERS Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationsh
See The Ghosr Rider Streaking Across Ur Screen
WELL IT GOT YOU HERE ANYWAY. LOL HEY EVERYONE I'M IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A TERRIFIC PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY OUT THERE IN FUBAR WORLD TO HELP ME OUT A LITTLE.IT JUST STARTED TONIGHT ANI REALLY WANT THIS PRIZE. SO COME ON A GIVE A GREAT FRIEND A HAND. JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU ALL. PLEASE PASS THIS BLOG TO ALL UR FRIENDS. Fire My Words
Club Sluts
~Club Sluts~ Club hopping all around Peepin' niggaz as they bounce Ain't got nothin' on you But an std and a frown and you turn it upside down once the grey goose hits yo mouth now go rock that playaz cock cuz yo pussy is renowned! Cold cuts Big butts Clubs sluts love mean nuts! That skirt you got on you Got my balls feelin so blue And soon you'll shed a tear Cuz I'll rip your ass in two. But, shit, you always knew that your butt cheeks are man-glue And since you're an easy catch I'll pound on that jalopy snatch And then I'll say "adieu!" Cold cuts Big butts Clubs sluts love these nuts! "Oh, I can't wait 'til the WMC, house music all night looong papi!" Oh shut your trap, you bitch, I'm not your fucking "daddy"- Now go wash that dirty gap, and tuck in those muddy flaps And don't you dare sit on my lap Cuz your snapper stinks like crap! Beer guts Big butts Pussy lips they be looking like cold cuts with smut! mouth shut...dumb mu
So Heres My First Blog.
I have gotten so many request " tell me about you and what kind of things you like " that I desided to post it here. I am a simple person. There is nothing complicated about me. I like holding hands, taking walks on the strip at the beach or the mountains. I am not a jealous person, if we were a couple I wouldn't mind if you go out with your friends male or female, I have trust and expect the same, trust and communication are keys that unlock a good partnership. I am not a big fella, so if your looking for Big sorry I am not your man. I like camping, sleeping two in a one man bag, looking up at the stars next to a campfire. I personally think a woman is never more beautiful than she is when she first wakes up and looks into your eyes. I like slow dancing ( nude if the time is right ). Like I said I'm simple, theres nothing about me I won't answer if you ask, I have nothing to hide. thats all Jerry
October 13, 2007
You may find that people are looking at you a little differently by the end of the day and that's it's truly a net positive. There's only so much difference prestige can make, though, so be sure to follow through soon.
Leaving Me Soon
i cant stop her,its a long storie but most of its my falt.too,yes i cheated,with as many as i could.but it started out a little driffent,as of about 3 years ago i wanted more huging and kissing,no i wasnt kooking for the sex freinds,now i must allso say ive only been married for all of 6 years.she was a rundown devorcey ,i had never put the ring on my left hand.ho but a few comnon laws.will she moving too texas some time around the 23 this mo. with her horse,a cat and a dog,we will still be kinda friends.she going too be a no pay care giver,so she can be closer too her horse
Suprise.
Roses are red, shit smells like poo. I guess now you know, what I found in my shoe. The End.
Oct 13 Update ~bombing~
Wicked Storm Crew! Who's up for a challenge? We need new members and, the crew needs a contest so lets see who can recruit the most members over the next 15 days, October 12th and running Midnight October 27th, you are on a recruiting mission. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I will keep track and post the scores. The prize to start will be a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack and a bigger gift will take its place. So get 'em in here. Who We are Bombing.... Wicked Storm Crew Member Majically Delicious MILF is in a battle against time, she needs 50,000 comments by Midnight the 18th of October to win her prize. The link will take you to her picture but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a
Concerned? What You Concerned About
Rice worried by Putin's broad powers http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071013/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_russia_rice The Russian government under Vladimir Putin has amassed so much central authority that the power-grab may undermine Moscow's commitment to democracy, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Saturday. "In any country, if you don't have countervailing institutions, the power of any one president is problematic for democratic development," Rice told reporters after meeting with human-rights activists. "I think there is too much concentration of power in the Kremlin. I have told the Russians that. Everybody has doubts about the full independence of the judiciary. There are clearly questions about the independence of the electronic media and there are, I think, questions about the strength of the Duma," said Rice, referring to the Russian parliament. Telephone messages left with Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov were not immediately returned Saturday evening. The top A
She Not Packed At All Yet
should i ask her if she wants me too pack up things for her you see we moved 3 times,and i did all the packing ec time,there is someone coming for her horse,ive beg and pleade with her no one can not say i didnt try,ive cooked supper meals all this week,six corces,tock her too the fancey resant i can aford,which is red losbter,ever time we go see the horse together we stop and get icecream
Josh Gracin.. Stay With Me..
Seriously. This has to be the sexiest video I've ever seen. *Fans self*
Moments
How long is the road we travel how far to the rainbow of gold, how much would a memory be if they could be sold? If a picture is worth a million words what is the worth of a smile?, how do you know if what's true is not a lie every once in a while? When did the journey begin how long will it last, how far away is forever or has it already passed? A kiss of your lips the touch of your hand knowing ones ever desire, a spark in the ashes of what once burned bright the last glowing ember of the fire. Silver moments golden dreams the moon shinning bright in the sky, the warmth of love on the face of hello the empty tears of goodbye. © 2007
One Day
ONE DAY, YOUR GOING TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT ME AND WHEN THAT DAY COMES.. ILL BE WAKING UP WITH THE GUY THAT ALREADYS KNOWS...... IT DOESN'T MATTER AMYMORE... I GUESS THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON. TEARS EVERNTUALLY FADE AND ONE DAY EVERY THING WILL BE EXACTLY HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE.. MOVING ON IS A PROCESS & + YOU HAVE TO PROMISE YOURSELF THAT YOUR REALLY READY TO LET GO.. SHE ISNT COMING BACK... YOU CAN ONLY PUSH A GIRL AWAY FOR SO LONG UNTIL SHE WALKS OUT OF YOUR LIFE ON HER OWN BE CAREFUL AND MAKE SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT BEACAUSE ONCE SHE TURNS AROUND SHE ISN'T COMING BACK... THE WORST THING A GUY CAN DO IS MAKE A GIRL FALL FOR HIM WITH NO INTENTIONS OF CATCHING HER...
If American Only Knew What Israel Was Doing??
if American only knew what Israel was doing??
My Love
My love is like an ocean, It goes down so deep, My love is like a rose, Whose beauty you want to keep, My love is like a river, That will never end, My love is like a dove with a beautiful message to send, My love is like a song, that goes on and on forever, My love is like a prisoner Its to you that i surrender. from my sister sabrina aka princess
We Need To Have A Meeting
I AM LOOKING AT HAVEING A MEETING ON SATUDAY THE 21ST OF OCTOBER.... I WOULD LIKE ALOT OF INPUT IF POSSIBLE FROM ALL OF OUR MEMBERS TIS MEETING IS TO GET TO KNOW EVERYONE AND GET INPUT FROM OUR MEMBERS ON WHAT WE NEED TO DO TO MAKE IT BETTER.... WE ARE WORKING ON A LOUNGE I WILL ALSO BE LOOKING FOR LOUNGE STAFF TO HELP RUN THE LOUNGE.... WANTING TO GET OUR MEMBERS MORE INVOLVED IN THE FAMILY... SORRY HAVENT BEEN AROUND MUCH BUT WIM BACK AND LETS MAKE THIS ONE OF THE BEST FAMILIES ON THE FUBAR NETWORK THANK YOU AND HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
Here's To You..
Here's to the one who is able to break my heart so well...
^sin^ Is Hosting Happy Hour
Sin is hosting Happy Hour right now show her some love:D ^sin^@ fubar
Someone Special
You’ve done so much more than I could imagine; I never dreamed of this in the tiniest of fraction. This is what I have been waiting for, Someone to finally open the door; The door with the missing key. I had no idea as to where it could be, But you found it without much trouble at all. And in a spiraling circle, I started to fall. I picture you smiling and I smile too. Always on my mind, it has to be you. Love Me was my solitary request, Give this sorrow-filled heart a well-needed rest. You, my friend, were a welcomed distraction; Who would’ve thought it would lead to attraction. Never again did I think I could feel like this. My head spinning in sweet innocent bliss; I never thought that it would be my curse, But unrequited feelings seem to be in every verse. Please, don’t go! Stay here for awhile. I think that I’ve fallen for your imagined smile. I don’t care at all on about your looks; Nor how smart you are in the knowledge of books. It’s your personality that
Grassroots Organizer Conference Call Notes For 10/11/07
Grassroots Organizer Conference Call Notes for 10/11/07 A lively call, thank you to all who contributed, below are notes on the main action items, let me know if I missed something. Our next scheduled call is Thursday, November 8 Paul Events and Activism Ideas: Halloween “trick or truth” From Sean Muniz, Albany NY 911truth, wear Cheney and Bush costumes and pass out DVDs and flyers. The tricksters pass out the truth. Car procession through the streets, from Florida group. Decorate the cars to stand out and get the message out. Nov 3 Hartford, CN symposium, go to 911hartford.org. Suggestions to connect with unions and fraternities of firemen. Nov. 5-11 Global Peace Week, go to www.waronwar.us and www.waronfreedom.org/peaceweek.html Dec. 15, 16 Boston Tea Party go to boston911truth.org. A national event not limited to the Boston Harbor and water. Encourage large bonfires throughout the country burning copies of Patriots Act, 911 Commission Repot, Martial Law
Pesky High Places!
"In the twenty and seventh year of Jeroboam king of Israel began Azariah king of Judah to reign." 2 Kings 15 begins with the reign of Azariah, and verse two goes on to describe him as becoming king at sixteen (how many of us could be entrusted with ruling a kingdom at sixteen?) and reigning for fifty-two years. And by the Biblical account, Azariah did a pretty good job; verse three refers to him as doing what was right in the eyes of the LORD just as his father Amaziah did, BUT not enough. The high places were still not removed and the people sacrificed and burnt incense there. It always seemed to be a thorn in Judah's side that no matter how powerful or how faithful the king was, he didn't make the final effort to turn the people back to the LORD. This probably would have been easier if there wasn't so much stuff (foreign incursions, everyday problems) that got in the run-of-the-mill Judean's way. What gets in our way. We're often so geared to thinking of God as being in a plac
Get A Fu-life... Haha
Okay so wtf.. I have been seeing alot of stuff on here about "oh that's my fu-husband" (fu-wife, fu-slave, fu-bf...gf ect) I see that you are calling someone your that prolly would never have nething to do with you in RL but you are now fu-fuckin-happy? lmao... Not only that but you proclaim it to the whole internet community...like watchout.. i didn't get on here to mingle... i'm fu-taken...I got news for you people... ur fu-wives and fu-husbands are just as unfaithful and unpredictable as the real thing.... TRUST me.. I have talked to many fu-mates... who preforms these fu-ceremonies neway? if it don't work out then what.. fu-divorce? fu-lawyers? fu-judges? fu-alimony?? Gimme a break. get ur finger out of her USB port... she's only 16!... hahahaha is this virtual love just that... does it have limits or it this supposed to be the basis for a REAL relationship?? So i don't know i am all cool with role-playing.. but i need some REAL results.. not just a fu-fantasy.... and how d
Everythings Ok!
Break it all down into simplest terms. There, was that so bad? Now, is that so bad? You doubt yourself so much you don't even Know what you really want, or how you really feel. And I'm so tired Of you constantly over-thinking. I know why, because everything's going OK. Just your style, to break it all into pieces, I know why, because everything's going OK. Disregard your inner monologue Don't try to drown it out, 'cause it'll only wear you out. Sometimes things are just beyond control That has to be OK, you don't have a choice And I'm so tired Of you constantly over-thinking. I know why, because everything's going OK. Just your style, to break it all into pieces, Just one time, I've had just about all I can take Everything is unacceptable If you overanalyze, And that is just your style.
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October 16, 2007
You and your idealistic nature go far today -- as long as you're true to your dreams. It's time for you to speak up about that one issue that has been bugging you lately and the response should be great.
High School Graduation Licks Balls.
High School graduation ceremonies are terrible from start to finish. The only way to keep one's sanity is by playing tick tack toe. Make sure you bring extra writing utencils and several pads of paper because not everyone is thoughtful enough to bring their own. They start with the ever cliche principal introduction (Example: "We are here today to honor these fine young pupils as they transcend upon the next doorway into their [analogy involving the words 'path' and 'journey'] of life... bullshit... bullshit... bullshit...). I'm so sick of life being referred to as a "path." Last I checked, we are not strutting down a lovely walkway with pretty little flowers and a nice warn breeze flowing by. Life isn't a path. Fuck no. Life is more like a tight rope on fishing line with a mile long drop into pirahna infested lava. You can take your theoretical "fork in the path" and shove it up your theoretical asshole. [picture of a guy wearing a graduation robe getting eaten alive by giant
Continuation
The fight did not end on Monday or Tuesday really. Once I got home from work it continued on. When I expressed that I didn’t think it was right for him to get so mad when I decided to do something different than what he wants. I gave my opinion on something and went against him and he acted like a child. He threw a fit. And he wonders why I just agree and don’t ever give my opinion at all on things. Well this is why…when I do he gets mad at me. This continued till he changed his story and said that it wasn’t me that had him upset it was the fact that my daughter got her way and was treating him like crap. Slamming doors and not listening to him. My daughter was clueless as to what he was talking about, but anyway we appeased him. He threatened not to go on our trip, which was his idea in the first place, and I threatened back that if I went on a vacation (that he wanted to do) without him that I did not want to come home to him and he should be gone by the time I got back. He did not l
Feelings On Friends
THESE ARE FOR ALL OF MY TRUE FRIENDS ON HERE. YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE..I JUST WANT TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I CHERISH EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU AND YOU ARE ALL THE GREATEST...... I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING THESE...SOME WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH AND SOME WILL MAKE YOU CRY. BUT REMEMBER IN READING THESE THAT I HAD ALL OF YOU IN MIND. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COMMENT ON THEM IF YOU WANT... XOXOXO TO ALL OF YOU Listen Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok. ************************************************* Always W
Waiting
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.
How To Kill Yourself Like A Man...
Only 14 year old girls try to overdose on Tylenol. YAWN. How about killing yourself with some style? How about killing yourself like a man? Here are some manly ways to shove off this mortal coil, along with ratings for each category from 1 to 10: Eat a tub full of beans: Manliness: 8 Style: 4 Awesomeness: 8 Mess: 5 What you need: a tub, enough beans to fill said tub. How to do it: just dig in, you chunky son of a bitch! Keep eating until you can't possibly eat anymore, then eat some more. Your gut will rupture and you will shit yourself. The cool thing about this method is that it's not only disgusting to clean up, but you'll probably be so bloated from the beans (choose Van Camp's by the way, not Bush's baked beans unless you like the taste of beans pickled in ball sweat) that you probably won't fit in the casket without some serious reconstructive surgery. Guess who's footing the bill for that one? That's right: friends and family. Just kidding. You have no friends.
Things You Never Knew About Your Spleen.
• The spleen is a giant organ in your body. The spleen is much more than a worthless part of your lymphatic system. When properly cared for and coddled, a spleen can lead to a more fulfilling, and often more interesting life. • You can have a lot of fun with your spleen. a. Stroke it - a massage is like heaven to a spleen b. Play scrabble c. Take it on walks d. Don't own a basketball? Use a spleen. e. Have breakdance battles with it f. Get it drunk and mess with its head g. Starving? Eat your spleen. You don't need it anyway h. Play fetch. • Some people are born with more than one spleen. We all have spleens. However, some of us are fortunate to have parents who did some messed up drugs when they were pregnant with us. This lead them to producing babies with multiple heads, genitals, and possibly two or more spleens. • The spleen must be washed at least once a month or it will rot. This is important. Our spleens are very prone to pathogens because of
Sex And Marriage With Robots By 2050
Forecast: Sex and Marriage with Robots by 2050 Charles Q. Choi Special to LiveScience LiveScience.com Fri Oct 12, 5:10 PM ET Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows. "My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots," artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience. Levy recently completed his Ph.D. work on the subject of human-robot relationships, covering many of the privileges and practices that generally come with marriage as well as outside of it. At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, "but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot, and it was great!' appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," Levy said. Pygmalion to Roomba The idea of romance between humanity and our artistic and/or mechanical creations date
Company Dress Code
Company Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore, you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better so that you may buy nicer clothes; therefore, you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are where you need to be and therefore, you do not need a raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday. Bereavement Leave This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the fune
On The Next Happy Hour
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The Angry Video Game Nerd
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Thanks Everyone
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The Lie Of Love
It's on the lips of the heartbroken and downtrodden, it's in the poetry of the cheated-on and the abandoned and it's in the hearts of the abused an trampled, those four little words, "Love is a lie!" But love is not a lie, nor is it a trap to make you weep or a game played by fools and other over-emotional buffoons. Love is as real as the air we breathe, the earth we walk on and the water we drink. It's there, always lurking, often hiding but always around and waiting to strike. The lie of love isn't that it doesn't exist but rather the fairy tale the world has made it out to be. Every story that ends in "happily ever after" has had but one moral, that all you need is love and if you have that, everything in the world will be perfect. Nothing could be further from the truth. While love is important and a beautiful thing, it is just one of many factors in determining how happy one truly is. There are millions of people who are passionately enthralled in perfect love, but are
Compassion
The need to help others, in my experience, is one of the greatest weaknesses a person can have. Though posessing it is seen as a good thing and earns one the laurels of being noble or saintly, it's a bitter curse that follows those who posses it, often clean to their grave. The bitter reality is that most people don't want to be helped. They think they do and they act as such, but what most people want is nothing more than reaffirmation for their own ideas and goals. They don't want you to tell them or help them get what they need, they want you to tell them what they think they need. Often times being helped requires more effort than the act of helping, but most people, even those at their lowest, aren't willing to put forth the effort to change their perspectives, mend their ways or open their minds. The result, the people you try to save find themselves running in circles. As if trying to wear down the fabric of their souls, they place themselves in vicious cycles, unable to
Bomb Her
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Apart
when we were together it was the best now that its over i'm a mess loving you was easy to do but now that love is through i know i must go on without you and you will go on without me to but you will always be in my heart even when we are apart ©sms 2007
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If I
If I should say it means so much to see your smile, to feel your touch - I hope you know I'm trying to show you're everything to me. If I should say that I've had fun, enjoyed the many things we've done - I hope you know I'm trying to show I'm happy as can be. If I should say that deep inside I'm filled with such a special pride - I hope you know I'm trying to show you've made my dreams come true... And even though I seldom say the things I feel for you each day - I hope you know I'm trying to show I'm so in love with you.
Comedian Joey Bishop Dies
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Joey Bishop, the stone-faced comedian who found success in nightclubs, television and movies but became most famous as a member of Frank Sinatra's Rat Pack, has died at 89. He was the group's last surviving member. Peter Lawford died in 1984, Sammy Davis Jr. in 1990, Dean Martin in 1995, and Sinatra in 1998. Bishop died Wednesday night of multiple causes at his home in Newport Beach, publicist and longtime friend Warren Cowan said Thursday. The Rat Pack -- originally a social group surrounding Humphrey Bogart -- became a show business sensation in the early 1960s, appearing at the Sands Hotel in Las Vegas in shows that combined music and comedy in a seemingly chaotic manner. Reviewers often claimed that Bishop played a minor role, but Sinatra knew otherwise. He termed the comedian "the Hub of the Big Wheel," with Bishop coming up with some of the best one-liners and beginning many jokes with his favorite phrase, "Son of a gun!" The quintet
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Diviisions Of The Nervous System
Central Nervous System (CNS) - Protected by bone (skull and vertebrae) Consists of- Brain and Spinal Cord Perpheral Nervous System (PNS)- line along or away from bone, extends from CNS Consists of- Nerves- Bundles of axons and their sheaths (to and from CNS) Ganglia- groupings of neuron cell bodies outside and CNS
I Wonder If
I wonder if they have a lil chubby green skittle costume. Do you think I can find one? :P I bet you wanna slap yourself now huh? for clicking on this blog LOL.
Sexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
"to Every Guy"
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he
Light Of Love
ill see you again in twenty years when the dust has settled and ive dried all the tears ive closed my eyes and wished for things ive been waiting for life to see what it brings ive blackened my soul with the things i think ive washed my sins away with drug and drink so ill see you again in twenty years ill bring along my shadow it holds all my fear in the light of love ill be reborn a sign from up above will be my thorn as the blood flows down ill lose my fear youll come back along and dry my tears i can wish for someone to come my way and brighten my heart and take my sorrow away
Mullet Festival...another Addition
well i just found out that keith anderson who sings picking wildflowers will also be there tonight. should be a fun night if it would ever quit raining on us. I know a lot of you don't like country music and that is fine, but the fact that our little town can get some huge named country stars is a miracle unto us.
On The Go - Go - Go!!!
It's been a busy few days and unusually...I haven't had a whole lot of free time. I went into an interview on Tues and started work weds. Kinda funny. Yesterday (my second day on the job) I was supposed to work 11:30-7 with a break and ended up working 10:30-8:30 without a break. The owners are amazing and seem to know that I know what I am doing. I better!! I've only had several years experience. LOL! I am technically still in training, but its amazing how soo many stupid common sense things have been explained to me. I subtly remind people that I have a good 5 yrs experience under my belt already by saying things like "We used to do the same thing at my old restaraunt" According to Patty (owner) the waitresses are amazed that I seem to know what I am doing and at how quickly I catch on. LOL! Apparently my hints are too subtle. Today is day 3 and I will have my own section. Super cool. I will probably be off training on Saturday. We have to wait and see. Today will be the first
Halloween
Samhain (pronounced saw-an), commonly referred to as Halloween, is a religious holiday celebrated by witches all over the world. The festival traditionally is a feast for the gathering of the family in love and remembrance. All the family including one's ancestors. Witches do not regard physical death as an end but merely one more event in a continuing progress of the soul's in its path toward fulfillment of divine destiny. Because of these beliefs, it is only natural at this time of year to invite our beloved ancestors to remember and to celebrate with us. If you do not find these beliefs in conflict with your own personal beliefs, please join us in the following ritual of thanksgiving and remembrance. Whether you join with us or not, May you walk in the Light of the Lady and know the Wisdom of the Lord. Blessed Be. After you have shared the bounty of your harvest with the children of your neighborhood (candy, etc) and the house has settled down for the night, d
Insanity
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Three Doctors, 1993 In a mad world only the mad are sane. Akira Kurosawa (1910 - 1998) There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900), "On Reading and Writing" Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer? George Price When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane. Hermann Hesse (1877 - 1962) There is no great genius without some touch of madness. Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD), Epistles You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams (1951 - ) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best fr
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Room-mate Sex!
The top 50 things to do or say when you wake up to your roommate having sex... 50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo." 49. "That works better the other way around." 48. Sniff, sniff. "Is something burning?" 47. "Damn, that's complicated" 46. "Wait, wait, here take my pillow." 45. "All right, already. _I_ came!" 44. "You guys need a value pak." 43. Smoke a pipe, every once in a while wave it around and say, "Good show, old bean!" 42. "Is that sperm or a mudpack?" 41. "You've got something stuck in your teeth." 40. "4 out of 5 dentists say that's bad for your enamel." 39. Go to the fridge, break open a cold one and pick up the remote. Point and click. Complain when they don't change position. 38. "You know, they say that three's a charm." 37. Suggest your favorite position. 36. Shine a flashlight at them. "This is a citizen's arrest, assume the positition." 35. "Bring in the Gimp!" 34. "Hold that pose!" 33. Sit up and bounce vigorously on your b
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Wild Horses
You know I can't let you slide through my hands Wild horses couldn't drag me away Wild, wild horses, couldn't drag me away I watched you suffer a dull aching pain Now you decided to show me the same No sweeping exits or offstage lines Could make me feel bitter or treat you unkind Wild horses couldn't drag me away Wild, wild horses, couldn't drag me away I know I dreamed you a sin and a lie I have my freedom but I don't have much time Faith has been broken, tears must be cried Wild horses couldn't drag me away After all the shit that we’ve been through. The ups and downs. The heartaches and joys. Still. After all of this. You still have my heart like no one else ever has. Wild horses couldn't drag me away from you.
Asvab
Well, meh. I'm retaking my ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) on Tuesday. I'm hoping (it is pretty much a sealed deal) that I'll qualify to be an MP (Military Police). My goal is to go through BCT (basic combat training), AIT (advanced individual training-trains you for your job) and then go through Ranger school. Once I graduate Ranger school, I go to work for and report _directly_and_only_ to a General. :D I'm going to be shipping out to BCT within 50 days. My contract and paperwork shouldn't take more than 20 days to process, and I need to ship out within 30 days of signing my contract if I wish to qualify for the quick ship bonus. The quick ship bonus is $20 large. $10,000 up front, and the other $10,000 spread out over my term serving.
Witch's Charge
Hear now the words of the witches, The secrets we hid in the night, When dark was our destiny's pathway, That now we bring forth into the light. Mysterious Water and Fire, The Earth and the far-reaching Air, By hidden quintessence we know them, And will keep silent and dare. The birth and rebirth of all nature, The passing of winter and spring, We share with the life universal, Rejoice in the magcial ring. Four times in the year the Great Sabbat Returns, and the witches are seen At Lammas and Candlemas dancing, On May Eve and old Hallowe'en. And when day time and night time are equal, When sun is at greatest and least, The four lesser Sabbats are summoned, Again witches gather in feast. Thirteen silver moons in a year are, Thirteen is the coven's array. Thirteen times at Esbat make merry, For each golden year and a day. The power was passed down the ages, Each time between woman and man, Each century unto the other, Ere time and ages began. Wh
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Life
Three Things that can never come back- 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person – 1. Anger 2 .Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable – 1. Love 2. Family & Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain – 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person – 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work Peace ~~Spanky~~
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Friendship
A Friend Is A Person Who ... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffers support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains thing you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality
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Highschool Memories
Tonight I was watching my hotties...yes blink 182 videos..well mark and travis are hott and well tom you are fugly. Get a new hair style. Well it brought back a lot of highschool memories. I sued to be best friends with this girl and I remember when we used to wear signs on mark's bday or travis' or tom's wishing them a happy birthday and randomly telling people it was their birthday. I also remember skipping a class to go in her science class. All we did was goof off. It was awesome. We also used to watch A Night At the Roxbury and memorize the lines. We would say I was steve and she was doug. I even got my science teacher to call me steve. Haha. I also remember jumping in puddles and beign a jackass to gain this guy's attention..did it work? No I got know as the little girl with the pony tail who is on drugs. My friend had the same hair style and clothes as avril lavine so whenever we went to public I would tell little kids she was avril and she would get so pissed. The most vivid me
The Death Of Gentlemen
I've lost all hope for my fellow man... I've become a Member of the Endangered Species list. The last of the nice guys with morals and loyalty. Please, Save the Gentlemen.
Items To Ponder
Why do doctors PRACTICE medicine, did they not learn it in medical school? Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see 'em tumble down the stairs. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
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Untitled
Every passing minute Throughout the long day, You wonder through my thoughts And seldom go away Sometimes you just sit there A smile on your face, Other times you dance and sing Which sets my heart to race At times you even take my hand And we stroll along the beach, other times you tease me And stay well beyond my reach All in all you're constant An ever twinkling star, Although by day you're hiding I know that you're not far Time and time I find you A constant running thought, An ever lasting reminder O what my heart has saught
Sebastian
In my dreams you come to me, And take me by the hand, You light the pathways of my life, Like you know what God has planned. In my dreams you come to me, And hold me close to you, you whisper words of comfort, And I don't doubt you're true. In my dreams you come to me, And softly kiss my lips, You fill my heart and soul with love, A beautiful eclipse. In my dreams you come to me, and the deamon's run away, You guide me as only you know how, And clarify my way. In my dreams you come to me, And in this time I know, That only in dreams we're together, And God has made it so.
Any
Have you ever been in a relationship that was fine. Then one day it all changes and now your left uncomfortable? You act the same but its just different? Almost like the feeling your just wasting time till one of you finds someone else and makes the break. Strange how it seems to short and not you beening the one that wants it to end. So you try and try not to bring it to a end. However when your left in this situation the only thought that comes to mind is somethings are hard when they are the smartest move. I'm sitting here now with a song in my head. Nope it isn't a happy one. Garth Brooks "Whats She Doing Now". The wind brings you certain things in your life. Direction comes and goes like waves on the shore. Constainly splashing till one gets you wet, or in this instance. "Last time i saw her in was turning colder." Its October....moods are quite fiting with the line also.
Robbie's Poem
Darkness falls upon still waters another soul sent back to the father In the ground now he lays tears of pain run down my face another battle lost another soul to pay the cost He smiles at us from above just to remind us of his love He knows this was my hobby I lvoe and miss you Uncle Robby in the arms of angels he shall fly to sit with the lord on high Before any one judges this I wrote this as a ulegy for my uncles funreal thank you
~ Police Chase Man On Motorcycle In Michigan ~
Police chase man on motorcycle in Michigan - Great footage of chase and arrest...guy goes speeding past cops and they take pursuit,they clip his back wheel at one point but man regains control....they finally knock him off and arrest him.
~ Islamic Hypocrisy Religion Of Peace? ~
Islamic Hypocrisy
~ Islam To Destroy Israel And United States (hear The Man Yourself) ~
Iranian speaker talks about Destruction of Israel/USA Cant spin this away Iran has called for the DESTRUCTION of Israel and to defeat the USA. That islam will rule over the world. Says they have hezzbollah cellls all over the world waiting for the order to strike to spread Its values. Exporting the revolution. A global threat with a nuclear program scary stuff And some of your Presidential hopefuls want us to Talk to them?
~ Watch What Your Doing When Ridin ~
hehe i liked this Movie, oh and a note Ladies don't be driving with them pretty feet and toes on the dash or out the window :)~~~~
Thermite 911 Coverup
thermite 911 coverup
Mars - More Then Meets The Eye (revised Version)
Mars - More then meets the eye (Revised Version)
Any Questions?
Any Questions? Any Questions?
How Do You Deal...........
How do you deal when the one person you loved more than anything in the whole world (next to your own child) passes away? I found out today that the man i have been in love with since i was seventeen years old, passed away. It feels like a pieve of me got ripped and taken from me. Maybe it seems like i am crazy, but in all actuality, i loved this man so much, it was unreal. i dont know exactly how to deal with it right now... i am really hurt and shaken.... Maybe to some of you out there that dont know how string a love can be, wont understand it until you go through it yourselves..... Its hard for me to comprehend at the moment why he is gone... i know that when god is ready to take you home, he will take you, but why does it have to hurt so damn bad?
Wedding Ring
True Story from Houston Medical Center : A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding
Seen This And Felt Compelled To Post It
seen this and felt compelled to post it
For October 22,2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn For October 22,2007 You can usually get by with a straight read of what people are saying, but today you need to listen more to your intuition. You should be amazed at what it comes up with, especially when people are confused.
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Racists
YOU PASS ME ON THE STREET AND SNEER IN MY DIRECTION. YOU CALL ME "CRACKER", "HONKEY", "WHITEY" AND EVEN "THE MAN" AND YOU THINK IT'S OK. BUT WHEN I CALL YOU, "NIGGER", "KIKE", "TOWELHEAD", "SAND-NIGGER", "CAMEL JOCKEY", "BEANER" OR "CHINK" YOU CALL ME A RACIST. YOU SAY THAT WHITES COMMIT A LOT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST YOU, SO WHY ARE THE GHETTOS THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACES TO LIVE? YOU HAVE THE UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND. YOU HAVE MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY. YOU HAVE BLACK HISTORY MONTH. YOU HAVE CAESAR CHAVEZ DAY. YOU HAVE YOM HASHOAH YOU HAVE MA'ULED AL-NABI YOU HAVE THE NAACP. YOU HAVE BET. IF WE HAD WET(WHITE ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION) WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD A WHITE PRIDE DAY YOU WOULD CALL US RACISTS. IF WE HAD WHITE HISTORY MONTH, WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD AN ORGINIZATION TO "ADVANCE" OUR LIVES WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD A COLLEGE FUND THAT ONLY GAVE WHITE STUDENTS SCHOLARSHIPS, YOU KNOW WE'D BE RACISTS. IN THE MILLION MAN MARCH, YOU BELIEVED YOU WERE MARCHING FOR YOUR RACE AND RIGHTS. I
Tell Me Something I Dont Know..........
Tell me something I dont know.......... Body: You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 27 things about you. Just copy and hit reply to poster and paste. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! So copy and bulletin it BLANK and then respond to it as a message to my inbox!!! 1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. How often do you cry? 8. How did we meet? 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. Would you be my partner in crime? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to
You Know You Are Drunk When.... (ladies Only)
Y0U N0 Y0UR DRUNK WEN...(( LADiiES 0NLii )) 1. i HAVE ABS0LUTELY N0 iDEA WHERE MY BAG/PH0NE iS. 2. i BELiEVE THAT DANCiNG WiTH MY ARMS 0VERHEAD AND WiGGLiNG MY BUTT WHiLE YELLiNG "W00-H00!" iS TRULY THE SEXiEST DANCE M0VE AR0UND. 3. i'VE SUDDENLY DECiDED i WANT T0 KiCK S0ME0NE'S ASS AND H0NESTLY BELiEVE i C0ULD D0 iT T00. 4. iN MY LAST TRiP T0 PEE, i REALiZE i N0W L00K M0RE LiKE A H0MELESS H00KER THAN THE G0DDESS i WAS JUST F0UR H0URS AG0. 5. i START CRYiNG AND TELLiNG EVERY0NE i SEE THAT i L0VE THEM S00000 MUCH. 6. i GET EXTREMELY EXCiTED AND JUMP UP AND D0WN EVERY TiME A NEW S0NG PLAYS BECAUSE "0H MY G0D! i JUST L0VE THiS S0NG!" iT SUDDENLY BEC0MES Y0UR "JAM". 7. i'VE F0UND A DEEPER/SPiRiTUAL SiDE T0 THE GEEK SiTTiNG NEXT T0 ME. 8. THE URGE T0 TAKE 0FF ARTiCLES 0F CL0THiNG, STAND 0N A TABLE AND SiNG 0R DANCE BEC0MES STRANGELY 0VERWHELMiNG. 9. MY EYES JUST D0N'T SEEM T0 WANT T0 STAY 0PEN 0N THEiR 0WN S0 i KEEP THEM HALF CL0SED AND THiNK iT L00KS EX0TiCALL
Conform
Title: Conform By: me Used up and let down Lost with no sound Deep under ground By these rules, we are bound A bunch of drones Nothing but common clones Lost with no home Left to watch and roam A disease inside the bone Conformity, a symptom the disease has shown Left alone The disease has grown It's real It's something one can feel There's no chance for one to heal It's a forbidden seal Something for the masses They get together and display their caskets They lay down and do as they're told No one is brave enough to be so bold They lay down and follow the rules They lay down, but I'm no fool
We Are Change Nyc Confronts Norman Podhoretz
We Are Change NYC confronts Norman Podhoretz
*77 On Cell Phones
YOU MUST KNOW *77 I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car
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Tomorrow, Tomorrow...
I love ya tomorrow, you're always a day away!!! Praise be to Keith!
Who Is More Rebellious, Good Charlotte Or Gg Allin?
Who is more rebellious, Good Charlotte or GG Allin? Good Charlotte and GG Allin - two completely different styles of music that target the same punk mentality. Who is the real kingpin of punk culture? Is it GG Allin, with his offensive lyrics and controversial themes? Or is it Good Charlotte with their happy, upbeat songs about girls, love, and high school life? All things considered, Hilary Duff is more of a punk than Joel Madden (Good Charlotte) because she makes her music shitty on purpose to piss people off. Good Charlotte is in no way rebellious or against the grain. How can they be rebels if everybody likes them? Allin is the godfather of punk. He was wearing skulls, beating ass with spiked collars, and playing awesome (shitty) music about hate while Good Charlotte was still making prank calls and throwing pinecones at cars. If GG were alive today, he would do something very nasty to Good Charlotte. I'm not sure what because I'm not insane, but it would probably involv
Top Ten Male Professions And Why
1. Doctor. Because he says, "Take off your clothes." 2. Dentist. Because he says, "Open Wide." 3. Hairdresser. Because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown." 4. Milkman. Because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. Interior Decorator. Because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 6. Banker. Because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest." 7. Police Officer. Because he says, "Spread 'em." 8. Mailman. Because he always delivers his package. 9. Pilot. Because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. Hunter. Because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
Blowjob Etiquette (by Female,male)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule 3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule 5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to 8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "w
Exercise In An Apartment Complex
Exercise in an Apartment Complex by keithswest © It was the start of a three-day holiday weekend, late Friday afternoon. With many people already gone, the nicely furnished and equipped exercise room of the apartment complex was empty except for one man who was moving weights. Don rented a small one bedroom apartment but its size was ample for a single divorced man whose work required him to travel often. His divorce was finalized about two years ago. In a few minutes, a slightly younger woman entered the exercise room. "Good to see you, Don. Thanks for the telephone call indicating that you would be exercising." "Certainly good to see you again, Pam." They talked briefly before she started to use the treadmill. Pamela rented a two bedroom apartment unit that even had a fireplace -- one that used electricity to provide the illusion of an actual fireplace. Her work was in an office. She had been divorced for just over one year. They had seen each other from previou
Friday's Surprise
Friday's Surprise by sammies_place © It was stupid to get caught. The object of my desire is tall, blonde haired, blue eyed and ripped with drool inducing muscles. His morning routine consists of greeting the sunrise by pushing back his curtains, reclining on his bed, and watching whatnot on television. All of this is done in a one piece - naked as the day he was born - birthday suit. My response is in kind. I spend mornings submerged in the darkness of my bedroom. I've even developed a routine. After I've tugged my curtains back I settle on the side of the bed furthest from the window and wait. Because I'm concealed by shadows I feel secure in performing an early morning strip tease down to a pair of tiny bikini panties. Within ten minutes my neighbor's curtains are thrust back. There he stands, the morning wood pushing against the windowpane while he stretches and studies the sky. For weeks we've shared the same schedule. Most mornings he'd wrap his hands around his th
Christmas Rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar, Santa drives a rusty car, Press the starter, Press the choke, Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Adam And Eve
In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, without any clothes. In this garden, were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, one covered Eve's. As the story goes on, nevertheless to say, The wind came along, and blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, all covered with hair. And wonder came, under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, started to rise. They found a spot, that suited them best, A nice big tree, where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, and wider apart, While thrill after thrill, came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, peeked into the hold, And filled her with passion, beyond her control. Backward and forward, his thing did slide, And Eves treasure, was all wet inside. The joy was good, she wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, was all out of juice. Then through the years, people did screw, And now it's time, for me and you. So pull down your pants, and lay in the gra
That Wonderful Taste
I look into your eyes those dark brown eyes i love so much I can stare at them for hours I touch your lips with my fingertips I love your lips full, sensual, exotic I bet they taste so good I would love to lick your bottom lip slid my tongue in and out of your mouth run my fingers through your hair pull your head back gently and kiss my way down your neck down your chest work my way kissing, licking, sucking till i reach your stomach your beautiful stomach gently kiss around your belly button then unbutton your jeans slowly unzip your pants glide them off i'd kiss your feet then your ankle working my way up your beautiful legs stopping at your inner thighs watching your back arch as i tease you by kissing your thighs and sending shivers up your back growing hungrier by the minute i just want to taste you hear you moan watch you quiver to watch you bite your lip to keep from screaming as i flick your clit with my tongue i start out slowly, teasingly then
I Don't Freakin Think So
Once upon a time~~~~~~~~in a land far away,~~~~~~~~a beautiful, independent,self-assured princess~~~~~~~~happened upon a frog as she satcontemplating ecological issueson the shores of an unpolluted pondin a verdant meadow near her castle.~~~~~~~~The frog hopped into the princess' lapand said: " Elegant Lady,I was once a handsome prince,until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.~~~~~~~~One kiss from you, however,and I will turn backinto the dapper, young prince that I am~~~~~~~~and then, my sweet, we can marry~~~~~~~~and set up housekeeping in your castle~~~~~~~~with my mother,~~~~~~~~where you can prepare my meals,~~~~~~~~clean my clothes, bear my children,~~~~~~~~and forever feelgrateful and happy doing so. "~~~~~~~~That night,~~~~~~~~as the princess dined sumptuously~~~~~~~~on lightly sauteed frog legs~~~~~~~~seasoned in a white wine~~~~~~~and onion cream sauce,~~~~~~~~she chuckled and thought to herself:~~~~~~~~I don't freakin think so
Just For A Laugh
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK T
Love
Show my new friend on here some love.She just joined this morning! tinab04@ fubar
Hmmmmm
Is there something wrong with thinking that one will be alone for the rest of their life?
To U
well its been a trip hasn't it lol as u would say...i keep stealing all the coined phrases...when am i no longer green :( ...anyways here goes i have a thought the smirk ya know ya know when the heart aches you feel the tingles touch your head thats it thats it thats it babys feel the warmth within your soul its longing to be one then you sigh look away and capture the moment ok sorry that just came out of no where lol....
Need Love
2 all my friends on here u all no i love each an every 1 of u but i need love i really want a blast if i could i would do it 4 u but cant so if any 1 could please help me or vote 4 me 1 please
The Miracle
A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! 'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said without waiting for a reply to his question. 'Wel
Things I Learned From Living In New Orleans
THANGS I LARNED WILE LIVIN IN LUSIANA 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in LOUISIANA. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in LOUISIANA plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. 5. Onced and twiced are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. 7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. Fixinto is one word 10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! 12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." 13. Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" 14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you' re
A Halloween Tale A
A Halloween Tale by milf26 © I hate Halloween. There, I said it. I hate Halloween because when you are a black girl there aren't too many things you can choose to be. The little white girls could always be Daphne from Scooby Doo, or a princess from whatever Disney film was popular at the time. Not me, I think I may have been a witch a few times, a ghost, and a clown. No Disney for me. As I grew a little older, I found that being short and halfway between thin and fat didn't yield a whole lot more choices...but I digress. Halloween is meant to be a time when you can cut loose, have fun and pretend to be who you want to be. Last year I got talked into going to the office party by my friend, Karen. She begged me for three weeks until I finally just agreed to go so that she would shut up. "Fine!" I huffed at lunch. "Whatever! Will you just stop fucking talking about it? Please?" I took a bite of my sandwich and chewed thoughtfully trying to figure out what last minute costume I coul
Halloween Party Ch. 01
Halloween Party Ch. 01 by vulpis© Copyright 2007 Angela finished her Halloween custom by placing a little black paint on the tip of her nose. She was going as a sexy doggie-girl. She had light blue eyeliner and a white paint with black dots around her mouth inside black circular line, which made her face look like a basset hound. Her dirty blonde hair was in pig tail so that they resemble big floppy doggie ears. A black chocker around her neck was the dog collar complete with two metal military style dog tags which read SEXY and GURL. Completing her sexy costume, Angela went with a catholic school girl theme; because guys love that kind of stuff. She wore a white collared long sleeve shirt covered with a black sweater. She wore a black plaid skirt, white knee high sock with black trim and black slippers for shoes. Angela smiled while looking at her cute self in her completed costumes in the full length mirror. The finishing touch was the light brown dog tail that Angela at
Halloween Tutor / Elvira's Revenge D
Halloween Tutor / Elvira's Revenge by Barb36D © at. Snapping a few shots of the unholy bunch, I glanced at Donny's awed expression. "WOW, how'd you DO that?" "Hey, if you like that, watch this," Hiking my gown up, I had Denise separate from Becky, so I could take her place. Becky robotically reached up, wrapped her arms around my thighs and quickly started eating me out. This totally stunned my husband. "Take the picture!" I yelled, as the rich mother of two debutants licked and sucked my wet pussy. "That's incredible!" Donny reeled, taking a few more incriminating shots. "Quite a trick, huh?" I grinned, then found myself over-enjoying her munching. "Oooh Becky, you're surprisingly good at that!" Hesitant to pull myself from her talented tongue. "Well now, what do we have h-here!" I heard George's drunken voice from behind me. Toting a magnum of champagne and glasses, he was joined by another couple, The Wolfman and a female Alien. "Looks like you kids are the on
Counting Crows-perfect Blue Buildings
Just down the street from your hotel, baby I stay at home with my disease And ain't this position familiar, darling Well, all monkeys do what they see Help me stay awake, I'm falling... Down on Virginia and La Loma Where I got friends who'll care for me You got an attitude of everything I ever wanted I got an attitude of need Help me stay awake, I'm falling... [CHORUS:] Asleep in perfect blue buildings Beside the green apple tree Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby Try to keep myself away from me (myself and) me It's 4:30 A.M. on a Tuesday It doesn't get much worse than this In beds in little rooms in buildings in the middle of these lives which are completely meaningless Help me stay awake, I'm falling... [CHORUS] I got bones beneath my skin, and mister... There's a skeleton in every man's house Beneath the dust and love and sweat that hangs on everybody There's a dead man trying to get out Please help me stay awake, I'm falling... [CHORUS] ----------------
Info Needed On Monsignor Michael J Harrington Of Buffalo Ny
Ok so Im doing the whole family tree thing and Monsignor Michael J Harrington of Buffalo NY was my Grandmother Elizabeth "Betty" Meade's cousin she was also of Buffalo NY, but may have been born in Elmira NY and I beleave she died in Southern California in the early 90's, a folder on my site entitled Tribute to Monsignor Michael Harrington has pictures and information on the man anyone who can help with info on these individuals feel free to give me a hollar, Thank you.
Us Imposes New Sanctions On Iran
US imposes new sanctions on Iran The US has stepped up its sanctions on Iran for "supporting terrorists" and pursuing nuclear activities. US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced penalties targeting Iran's Islamic Revolution Guards Corps and three state-owned banks. She said the moves were part of "a comprehensive policy to confront the threatening behaviour of the Iranians". The sanctions were backed by Britain, but a top Iranian MP dismissed them as a "strategic mistake". The US declared the Revolutionary Guards a "proliferator of weapons of mass destruction", a reference to ballistic missiles they are allegedly developing, while their elite overseas operations arm, the Quds Force, was singled out as a "supporter of terrorism". The classification will allow the US to target the Iranian military's finances. The US has repeatedly accused Iran of destabilising Iraq and Afghanistan, blaming the Revolutionary Guards for supplying and training insurgents.
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My Friend Lc Wrote This For Me
lc: lay you bak on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back
My Best Friend And More....
I was lucky enough to find this wonderful woman on here....she is my best friend in the world....she is sweet and kind and warm and generous and sexy and hot and beautiful and intelligent and passionate and thoughtful and thought provoking and considerate and loves me for who I am and lets me love her in return. In short....she just may be my soul mate (if such a thing exists). Maybe fate brought us together...maybe the stars aligned just so. Life comes at ya fast...(I think I heard that in a movie once). hehe If you find someone as special as Cassie...hold onto her or him. Take the good with the bad, and you just may be surprised by just how good of a chance encounter you have made. If there's a ghost of a chance, a true friend will find you. I love you Cassie Doll....you blow me away....more with every passing day. Lean on me when you need to...I can hold you just fine. Muah! baby.
A Spider's Web Ch. 01 A
A Spider's Web Ch. 01 by Lithium_hobo© The characters in this story are property of Marvel comics. I have used them in honor of the comic series and admiration for the characters. This story is original and is in no way tied to any of the canons of the Marvel Universe (to save myself the grief of working with time lines). This story contains adult material of a sexual nature. If it is illegal for you to view such material, turn back now. This work is copyrighted to the author. Do not post this on any other site or use it for personal gain. It is for entertainment purposes only. Thank you. * * * * * * "Here's another one for ya, compliments of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman," read off the police officer once again appearing a minute too late to see that his job was already done for him and a note pinned to the upside down punk's web wrap. Crumpling the paper in irritation, he tossed it aside into one of the many festering trash cans that so elegantly complimented the a
Spider-man/avengers: Juice Ch. 01
Spider-man/Avengers: Juice Ch. 01 by C.King © May disturb some readers. I am using a non-continuity alternate dimension that has most of the super characters on the same time and some of the characters that are alive who might otherwise be dead or characters in positive light who might be dark in the comics. Also physical descriptions might be off. Thanks. Spider-man/Avengers: Juice Chapter One Peter Parker was working on his project as he tried to decipher the notes of the famous scientist Dr. Owens. It was something that he wanted to do to keep his mind off of his dreadful dating life. This and his superhero life was the only thing that kept his mind off of his bad luck with the ladies. Ever since that break up with Mary Jane Watson, it seemed that his relationships had been cursed with failures. Yet other aspects of his life were prospering. He had recently joined the Avengers, finally after all of this time. He was at least given minor respect, even as he kept his i
Spiderman Meets Christina A.
Spiderman Meets Christina A. by Master_Vassago © The MTV music awards were being held in New York this year and as luck would have it the Daily Bugle needed a photojournalist to be there. Peter Parker was finally going to get to see Christina Aguilera up close and personal and photograph her. Peter dressed in a nice tux and waited patiently behind the curtains photographing the singing stars as they came offstage from either presenting, performing or accepting an award. Finally there she was, the hot little blonde vixen that had shed the teenie bopper image and was now all sensual woman. His eyes widened as he stood there getting as many pictures of this foxy 22 year old as possible. She had recently appeared in a few magazines less than fully clothed and he wondered if he played his cards right if he could interest her in doing a photo shoot with him. "Christina, Christina," the girls in charge of make-up and hair were calling to her vying for a moment of prep time. To
X-men: Bast Ch. 01 B
X-men: Bast Ch. 01 by Crouching_Buddha © "However, I can use my powers, and a special machine I have made, to scan the surface thoughts of many people. I can use it to search for people...search for Mutants, like you, who are young and do not know how to control or live with their manifesting powers." "That's how you found me," Robby stated. "Yes," Xavier replied. "So...what do you want?" Robby asked again. "We wish to help you," Xavier replied. "We are familiar with the kind of things you are going through. It is the same way for almost all Mutants your age. We have a place where you can come to be safe and among your own." "What is this, some kind of occult thing? Do I automatically gotta go with you now because I'm a Mutant?" Robby asked nervously. Charles smiled and shook his head slowly. "Not at all, Robby. Being a Mutant does't mean you have to do anything. There are no...Mutant rules, or anything of the sort. And we will not make you do anything. There are
X-men: Bast Ch. 05 A
X-men: Bast Ch. 05 by Crouching_Buddha © Legal issues: Kia Jaeger(codename Bast) is an original character and belongs to me. All other characters and core X-men concepts are copyright Marvel, Stan Lee, and other creators. I do not own any of them, nor do I profit from them in any way. Author Note: This story is based upon the story and setup in the comics and takes place at no particular point in them, but is instead treated as it's own events separate from many of the large happenings in the comics. Also, I am not fully aware of every significant event that has happened in the X-men's long history, so the information presented in this story and the information in the comics may not always 100% add up. Some characters who might even be dead as of the current X-men issues may be alive in this story. *** Kia woke just after 2 A.M. several nights later. Her eyes fluttered about for a moment before she realized the noise that had woken her was the Mansion alarm. She sat up qui
Just A Word To The Wise. E-mail Petitions Are Not Acceptable To Congress
Good information. From Snopes.com If you are going to pass something along, Let it be THIS! To whom it all concerns: Just a word to the wise. E-mail petitions are NOT acceptable to Congress or any other municipality. To be acceptable, petitions must have a signed signature and full address. Same with "prayer chains" -- be wary. Almost all e-mails that ask you to add your name and forward on to others are similar to that mass letter years ago that asked people to send business cards to the little kid in Florida who wanted to break the Guinness Book of Records for the most cards All it was, and all this type of e-mail is, is to get names and "cookie" tracking info for telemarketers and spammers to validate active e-mail accounts for their own purposes. Any time you see an e-mail that says forward this on to "10" of your friends, sign this petition, or you'll get good luck, or what ever, it has either an e-mail tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and e-m
Xxx-men:man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 B
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 by X Writer © "Yesss..." Betsy hissed between her teeth, her mind awash with the intense sensations Sym's penis was causing her, as it rubbed against her moist vagina lips. "I...want...it!" "Yeah, baby... you fucking got it," Sym laughed, stabbing the massive cock into her burning pussy, sinking it twelve inches deep in one hard thrust. Psylocke groaned and screamed as her body was assaulted with a mind-blowing orgasm. Waves of pleasure rushed Betsy's mind into oblivion. "Come for me, bitch!" Suddenly, Sym jerked to a stop, a silver blade of pure psionic energy appeared, sunk through his chest. His body, held completely still by powerful raw telekinetic power hovered over Psylocke's prone form. The other creatures around them simply exploded. "Were that you were not a simulation, I would have more use for you, abomination," the Shadow King controlled Psylocke hissed up at the frozen monstrosity. "As it is, I may have one more use for y
The Examination Ch. 05 B
The Examination Ch. 05 by vargas111 © "You haven't been to the clinic, Angelica and I didn't get you pregnant.” "Then who did?" "How should I know?" James teased. "Have you been sleeping around?" "No, you bastard, only with ..." She stopped and rapidly counted the days. She had been ovulating soon after Robert's visit to James's clinic. A look of consternation spread over her face. "But that's impossible." "I reversed Robert's vasectomy, Angelica, and told him about our now defunct arrangement. I'm sure Robert will be very happy to find he's going to be a father for the first time." "My god! I'm as horny as ever. So from now on I'll have to take precautions?" "That's up to you, but don't expect too much help from Robert. Under the circumstances I can bet he will be wanting to make up for lost time." ***** Malcolm Foster was mad as hell. He had been waiting in this damned doctor's office for forty five minutes. He could be out on the street dealing. This dela
10-25-07
You are at your best in one-on-one situations, whether you're trying a little romance or interviewing for a new position. Even tense confrontations will go much more smoothly than you would have predicted. ************************************************************************************* I like one on one, two on one, hell three on one is fine by me when we are playing basket ball. You guy's minds are all dirty I swear. LOL
Good As It Gets
He lays me down & spreads me out on his bed. He tells me he wants to relieve my stress & help me rest my head. He runs his fingers through my hair & he kisses my lips, He takes away the tension by playing with me below my hips. As my legs are up high in the air, I feel like I have no worries or cares. He plays me so hard I let out a slight yell, & I wonder if something this good will put me in hell.
Quiet Tonight...
I guess no one wants to talk to me tonight so I am logging off :( I have alot I need to so around here anyway. Hope everyone has a good night...
Freakin Democrats!
Ok so I added Bill Richardson, one of the Presidental Canidates to my myspace simply because he is from New Mexico and that is my true home and love. Well, then he posts a bulletin asking everyone to add a myspace titled Get our Troops Out. Well, I could not let this rest. I had to reply. I highly doubt that he will actually read it but whatever. So many of us feel the same way I do and I think it is about time that we all start speaking up. The democrats need to hear what we have to say! Here is my reply: I am sorry, I cannot add this. I am an Army wife. Yes I hate deployments, separations, and being alone so much BUT I do not want to see our troops come out of the Middle East before it is ready to completely stand on its on (duh, we are just now fully pulling out of Germany and its been how many years.....). Why are you wanting to have my husband's fallen comrades die for nothing because if you pull all our troops out now, then they died for nothing because the Middl
Only Me!
After getting my finger sliced open by A SINGLE staple, shooting a stapler at my eye and almost stabbing myself with a letter opener to dislodge said staple, my stapler works again. :D
Dusty
Yet another good fubar freind of mine show him some love...he loves back!! Dusty S*U*P*@ fubar
Re: Prof: Human Race Will "split Into Two Different Species"
RE: Prof: Human Race Will "split into two different species" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 26 Oct 2007, 08:51 Professor Predicts Human Race Will "split into two different species" An evolutionary theorist from the London School of Economics has caused controversy by suggesting that the human race will reach its physical peak by the year 3000 and will then split into two different species, one perfect elite race and one regressed race of small ugly goblin like creatures. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/261007Eugenics.htm
Birds Of Prey: The Meeting A
Birds Of Prey: The Meeting Gotham City; 28 June; 3:30 PM EDT Dinah Lance sat at a table of an outdoor cafe, sipping coffee and scanning the street. Glancing at her watch again, she knew her quarry would be here shortly. Smiling, she sat back, smoothing the sundress over her bare legs. She refused to admit to the butterflies flying around in her stomach. After the JSA returned from the Watchtower, she stayed in Gotham on a personal mission. She had determined that the object of her surveillance came to this cafe virtualy everyday for a cup of coffee and a croissant. At least she had for the last week and a half. The blonde sat up a little straighter. There she was, gliding down the sidewalk in her chair, her red hair gleaming in the sunlight. As the woman wheeled her chair onto the patio, Dinah stood up and looked right at her, smiling. Barbara saw Dinah and her heart skipped a beat. 'What was she doing here? And why does she have that expression o
Christina & Superman Ch. 04 B
Christina & Superman Ch. 04 by RobN1 © Christina watched her slave burst out in subservient rage. She felt warmth, pride, love and pleasure, in addition to an underpinning desire to punish her bitch piece of Super slut even further. But she felt that this was enough for now – he surely couldn't take anymore. She wanted him to be sexually submissive to her, as well as a lifestyle sub, and so to wear out Superman in this way made no sense. After all, as a sadomasochist, for every bit of pain, must come the reward of pleasure. Now was the time to test his desire for her. Superman was practically sobbing by now. His Kryptonite collar was tight around his neck and chafing, what with the sweat dripping down and his skin red and bulging. Christina stripped away his clamps and weights, relieving Superman of his stretching and knelt down to undo the straps that cut into his feet. She reached up, and undid his chains that held his wrists. Superman slumped forward, exhausted, and Christina
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 03
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues on from 'The Price of Silence' and once more includes the character of Jennifer Goodbody AKA Sparrow, as well as Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman (did I really need to say that?). In recent times, there seems to have been a huge upsurge in the use of cosmetic surgery and other medical techniques, to enhance the physical attributes that nature has bestowed upon us. Why should Batgirl be immune from such temptations? Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 3: The Earrings Of Bastet Friday, 2:10 am Big Dirk switched off the hot pneumatic drill, and straightened his aching back, before wiped a mixture of sweat and concrete dust from his forehead and smooth-s
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Live Webcam : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam. Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Otherwise, check my galleries! :) - Some skin for friends album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Shots Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy PS: Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) Below, you can see what to expect:
Things I Learned From Movies...
Large, loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed. One of a pair of identical twins is evil. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one... dancing around in a threatening manner until you have dispatched their predecessors. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to be a world-famous expert on nuclear fission, dinosaurs, hieroglyphics, or anything else, at the age of 22. Honest and hard-working policemen are usually gunned down a day or two before retirement. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies using complex machinery involving fuses, deadly gasses,
May Be Gone For Weekend, We Shall See
Those of you who do not know, last friday at work I had a 2500 lb skid of parts, flipped onto my leg, pinning me against the dryer line, was rushed to columbus grant hospital for a surgery, but they found i didn't need one, well its been getting worse over the last week, had an apt today, but had to cancel due to no one to take me to it, and can't drive, I am going to the ER, last time sent me to columbus, there is def something wrong with it, won't know til later, will fill u all in when i get home...
New Love
Counting the seconds till I'm in your arms so assured you'll keep me from harm Cherishing every moment to make it last forgetting all sadness present and past Moments with you are ones I treasure what others don't know they simply can't measure How I long for your soft but deep kisses hands tangled in hair while you whisper your wishes It is my wish to give all you desire making you happy takes me higher Let's enjoy this cause it's so damn fun and not think of a day it may be done My body longs for your every touch I hope you're feeling this just as much
My Sister's Hot Friend Pt. Ii
(This is a continuation of My Friend's Sister, which I wrote a few weeks ago. It helps to read them in order, as I'm going to have quite a few parts.) "She stands up, puts her clothes back on, and thanks me for the massage. Lori says she is going over to her friend's house and she will see me later. As she leaves, I sit on the couch for a few minutes, as there is no way I can walk home with my raging hard-on that she has left me with. As Lori walks by me, her eyes drift down towards my crotch, but she doesn't say anything about it. That was the end of that.....well, for that day anyway." So, I sat there in my friend's house by myself. His parents both worked nights, so I knew I didn't have to rush out of there. I heard the door shut, and I knew that Lori had left. I decided to get a drink and hope that my damn hard-on would go away so I could walk home. As the fridge opens, I notice a picture of Lori on the fridge in her cheerleader outfit. It is a few years old, but damn if she
This Weekend
hey all just letting a few people know that this weekend i will proberly not be answering my phone due to that i am at my brothers and sis in laws and hanging out with them but by sunday dunno the time lets just say 8 pm lol, i will be using the phone again. another thing i am sick and tired of people calling me only cause they want something if your going to call me, your going to chat not ask me to borrow a game or see if you can get your STUFF (casandra) im tired of it only one person calls to chat and thats my friend keena and my brother who i am at that the moment other than that no one else so if your have my number and your going to call better chat and DO NOT ASK FOR STUFF! sorry for venting but once again i get calls of can i have this or can you do this and it drives me banana sandwich! btw my headache is compeletly gone for sure and i am loving it!!!!! i hope it never happens again lol! i watch transformers last night for the first time and i was never a transformers fan but
Missing Nukes And Dead Us Air Force
Missing nukes and dead US AIR FORCE Is a Second More Deadly 9/11 Now In the Works? There are good reasons to believe so by Richard Franklin As you know, a B-52 bomber was equipped with six nuclear warheads mounted on Advanced Cruise Missiles and then flown from Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota to Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana on August 30. They were mounted on the wings of the bomber. According to Michael Madsen's sources, a group of officers within the US Air Force became aware of the theft of these missiles and their nuclear warheads and intercepted them at Barksdale. After this event somehow leaked to the media, the White House apparently scrambled to concoct a story to account for the theft. They came up with a lulu. They told us it was all a 'mistake'. The six nuclear warheads had been mistakenly mounted on Advanced Cruise Missiles, which were then mistakenly mounted on the wings of the B-52, and then mistakenly flown to Louisiana. If we are t
Saw Iv
If you see this movie- you are wasting your $. Its amazing how easily people get mislead in the movies nowadays. I was bored through most of it. AND am still trying to figure out the timeline. That was almost as messed up as Cecil's face in the movie. But I'm sure it will get millions this weekend. Just remember- "It's a short story."
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Political Quotes
-The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently -I prefer liberty with danger than peace with slavery -Too many people are only willing to defend rights that are personally important to them. It's selfish ignorance, and it's exactly why totalitarian governments are able to get away with trampling on people. Freedom does not mean freedom just for the things I think I should be able to do. Freedom is for all of us. If people will not speak up for other people's rights, there will come a day when they will lose their own -When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel
Teeth Dreams
"My Teeth Are Falling" Dreams that your teeth are falling out are the most common dreams we here at Dream Moods receive. Common dream scenarios include having your teeth crumbling in your hands or your teeth falling out one by one with just a light tap.�Such dreams are not only horrifying and shocking, but often leaves the dreamer with a lasting image of the dream. So what does it mean? One theory is that dreams about your teeth reflect your anxiety about your appearance and how others perceive you. Sadly, we live in a world where good looks are valued highly and your teeth play an important role in conveying that image. Teeth are used in the game of flirtations, whether it be a dazzling and gleaming smile or affectionate necking. These dreams may stem from a fear of your sexual impotence or the consequences of getting old. Teeth are an important feature of our attractiveness and presentation to others. Everybody worries about how they appear to others. Caring about our ap
Best Come Back Line Ever:
> THIS WAS IN THE WASHINGTON POST... THE TITLE OF THE ARTICLE WAS "BEST COME > BACK LINE EVER." > > IN SUMMARY, THE POLICE ARRESTED PATRICK LAWRENCE, 22 YEAR OLD WHITE MALE, IN > A PUMPKIN PATCH 11:38 P.M. ON FRIDAY NIGHT. > > ON MONDAY, AT THE GWINNETT COUNTY COURTHOUSE, LAWRENCE WAS CHARGED WITH > LEWD AND LASCIVIOUS BEHAVIOUR, PUBLIC > > INDECENCY, AND PUBLIC INTOXICATION. > > THE SUSPECT EXPLAINED THAT AS HE WAS PASSING A PUMPKIN PATCH ON HIS WAY > HOME FROM A DRINKING SESSION WHEN HE DECIDED > > TO STOP, "YOU KNOW HOW A PUMPKIN IS SOFT AND SQUISHY INSIDE, AND THERE WAS > NO ONE AROUND FOR MILES OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT > > THERE WASN....'T ANYONE AROUND" HE STATED IN A TELEPHONE INTERVIEW. > > LAWRENCE WENT ON TO SAY THAT HE PULLED OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, > PICKED OUT A PUMPKIN THAT HE FELT WAS APPROPRIATE TO > > HIS PURPOSE, CUT A HOLE IN IT, AND PROCEEDED TO SATISFY HIS ALLEGED > ....'NEED.....' "GUESS I WAS REALLY INTO IT, YOU KNOW?" HE > > COMMENTED
Ok I Quit!
I have decided I will resign as an adult and would like to accept the responsibilities of an 6 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant and then be able to afford a movie. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks and bask in the sun. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree with a drippy ice cream cone and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivi
Dream
I had a dream last night your hands warmed the small of my back your kisses soft on naked mound begging moistened lips to speak of love and fire Will you find me in my dreams? Will you smile when I find the key to unlock yours? come share this midnight moment and speak of it at morning light
To Watch
To watch Your loving hand stroke where I long to be Up and down gliding over dusky softness essence starting to flow two precious drops linger 'til release You stroke my hair anointed now soft as velvet as the silk of Your cock I am in awe
Hrr Lounge
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Chief Says
The Indian Chief stood on the corner, solemnly. He watched passing foot traffic, and when an exceptionally beautiful woman would walk by, he would raise his right hand, and say, "Chance." Each woman would give him a look, and walk on, until one woman stopped, turned around, walked bck tothe chief, and said, "Pardon me, Chief, but I thought indians said 'how'." The Chief looked at her and said, "Me knowum how, me wantum chance."
R.i. P Miller
This blog is dedicated to my fish Miller. He passed on this afternoon. It's so sad cuz yesterday he was his normal fiesty self swimming around in his bowl trying to pick a fight with Jager (my roomie's Fish) in the bowl next to him. Now...he's dead. He will be missed!! In honor of my fish Miller...I would like everyone of my good friends to drink a Miller Lite beer and send a picture of it to me. I will dedicate a photo album to him. Rest in peace my fishy little friend.
Commandants Video Message 2007
Hearing Your Name
Something as simple as me hearing your name, Put words in my head that I cant explain. Back then, I wasn't really sure, But now I see you are all I need and more. I know we're only friends and it hurts so bad, Because I know I'm a man you don't wish to have. My eyes glisten, I have butterflies flying, Can you look at me, see how much I'm trying. I sit and stare in your eyes, as you tell me again Of how much you have fallen for my another. You leave me sad, yet I wish you'd stay, In case I don't see you for the rest of the day. You call me daily, asking how I am, Inside I'm dying to say I want you as my baby. I'm not sure, exactly how long I can take, Before my heart shatters of waiting so late. I want to say I love you, for you to understand, That I can no longer see us being just friends. I'm scared to tell you baby, I don't want you to go, So deep inside I hide my emotions so they wont show. Every love song I hear, your name pops in my head, So easy to
People Who Won't Back The F**k Off
VAMPRESS IS PISSED OFF!! SHE IS TIRED OF ASSHOLES WHO CONTINUE TO LEAVE ASS HOLE REMARKS IN HER SHOUT BOX!! IF YOU WILL NOT RESPECT HER WISHES SHE WILL BLOCK YOUR SORRY ASSES !! VAMPRESS IS NOT HERE TO BE YOUR CYBER WHORE OR YOUR PLAY THING !! VAMPRESS DO NOT WANT TO LEND YOU MY PANTIES .. VAMPRESS DO NOT WANT TO TELL YOU MY TIT SIZE .. VAMPRESS IS NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR SEXUAL HANG UPS !! RESPECT ME OR GET FUKIN BLOCKED THIS IS BULL SHIT!! THANK YOU VAMPRESS
Bed Sheets
Bed sheets An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring dow
Celtic Commandments
The Celtic Commandments From the Carmina Gadelica, ancient Celtic oral tradition. The ancient Celts had their own ideas about what is needed for the health of the spirit and the good of All, and those ideas have a whiff of wild magic and poetry about them. Read the commandments of the earth-centered Celtic culture here, and see how they differ from those of the Judeo-Christian tradition. Give thou thine heart to the wild magic, To the Lord and the Lady of Nature, Beyond any consideration of this world. Do not covet large or small, Do not despise weakling or poor, Semblance of evil allow not near thee, Never give nor earn thou shame. The Ancient Harmonies are given thee, Understand them early and prove, Be one with the power of the elements, Put behind thee dishonour and lies. Be loyal to the Lord of the Wild Wood, Be true to the Lady of the Stars, Be true to thine own self besides, True to the magic of Nature above all else. Do not thou curse anyone, Lest thou th
It Would Really Rule If...
you guys would check out my best friend of like forever. her account got deleted so get her back to where she used to be. Thanks! HellzAngel@ fubar
The Movie Hit Home For Me.
Today is the kind of Monday that you think "ugh,,,it's Monday, do I have to get up?" I didn't sleep at all last night. My stomach hurt all night long and kept me awake. I went to the movies yesterday and ate popcorn and that is what upset my stomach. I saw "Things Lost In A Fire" with Halle Barry and Benicio Del Torro. It was a good movie. About a woman who's husband was killed for trying to save a woman from being beat up and the best friend of her husband whom she hates, she tries to save from drugs. Complicated....a bit. The cinematography was done beautifully. I was sitting there watching Benecio, he is someone I have always loved watching. There is just something about him. He usually plays a dark character in movies. But as I was watching him and looking at his face, I realized who he reminds me so much of. My brother Kevin. Especially in this role. Handsome but insecure, self loathing and the drugs. My brother used to have a drug problem for many years.
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Seek & Hide
Seeking Searching Reaching up Reaching out Struggling to move Struggling to breathe Grasping at tiny straws Grasping for the truth Choking on what I find Choking on what is said Drowning in my troubles Drowning in my reality Stifling my spirit Stifling my voice Pulling back Pulling away Hoping Hiding
Friendship
** He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. ** ** If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend. ** ** Friends never betray you, only people you thought were your friends. ** ** A true friend stabs you in the front. ** ** A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs at you and trips you again. **
How Much They Love Jager.
Don't watch Sideways, even if you aren't an impressionable idiot. Sideways is about two guys dealing with their pathetic girl issues. One is an aging actor who cheats on his fiance. The other is a lame ass who cares more about wine than scrogging chicks. I bought a bottle of Pinot Noir after the movie ended. As expected, it tasted like rotten grapes. It was so bad that I shoved the cork up my ass to feel better about myself. Merlot, Pinot Our, Shiraz, whatever the fuck, I don't care. This movie sucked, and so does wine. Wine is for people who think they're French. I don't think I'm French. Do you? Then why drink wine? I'll pay anyone five hundred dollars if they see me wearing a suit and sticking my chin out while I sip on a glass of fermented grape juice and batting my lips like a fish with quizzical eyebrows. Everyone knows the whole "acquired taste" concept is nonsense. The second a shot of Jagermeister first hit my taste buds, I was like "Fuck yeah, gimme another." But
October 29, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007 My Miracle Kaleb is changing so much everyday! I look at pictures of him in the hospital and he looks like a little baby. It's like I just woke up one day and he is a little boy. He doesn't look like a baby anymore. Being able to see this makes me so thankful... He is such a miracle. We have great news! Kaleb is going to getting Hyperbaric Chamber Treatments three times a week. PRAISE GOD! All treatments are thanks to Harch Hyperbarics. This chamber regenerates cell growth and can stimulate nerve cells. This is usually very expensive and most health insurances will not cover it. Each patient will have different results to the treatments. Some patients show little results and some show AMAZING RESULTS! I know that Kaleb will benefit from this! HE WILL SHOW AMAZING RESULTS! I have faith in him! We are so thankful and excited for this! Kaleb is becoming quite the talker! He loves to talk. I put a new video up of him t
Help Me Level Up
Can you please Help Me level up so to leve 22Please Help me Level up you know I show love back I have prove it many time to you my friends. I promise to return all love ||-Shay's World-|| Fubob's personal stalker-||@ fubar
People Are Just Stupid... (cosmo ?)
My boyfriend keeps asking me to talk dirty to him during sex, but I have no idea what to say. Do you have any suggestions? Whether you're saying something sensual, making raunchy remarks or sharing a wild fantasy, you don't want your carnal comments to sound forced, so just share the sexy thoughts that pop into your mind rather than trying to rack your brain for something racy. And remember, you don't need to talk the entire session, let alone every time you're doing the deed. Conquer your nerves by starting simple. Tell your guy that you like the way he's touching you, saying something like "It feels so good when you stroke me like that." Try complimenting his body or telling him what you want himto do to you ("Lick my nipples," "I want you inside me," "Thrust deeper," etc.). You may even find that voicing your desires can make the encounter more intense for you, too. If you're really tongue-tied and can't think of anything to say, turn the tables and let him take the lead by a
Quotes That Helped Me Get Through Today......
By letting it go it all gets done. The world is won by those who let it go. But when you try and try. The world is then beyond the winning. Lao Tzu You may believe that you are responsible for what you do, but not for what you think. The truth is that you are responsible for what you think, because it is only at this level that you can exercise choice. What you do comes from what you think. From 'A Course In Miracles' Foundation For Inner Peace (Think the good thoughts, for thoughts become things) At the center of your being you have the answer; you know who you are and you know what you want. Lao Tzu They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. Andy Warhol, 1928-1987 Never give up No matter what is going on Never give up Develop the heart Too much energy in your country is spent developing the mind instead of the heart Develop the heart, Be compassionate Not just to your friends but to every
Re: "battle For The Republic" Exposes Real Immigration Agenda
RE: "Battle For The Republic" Exposes Real Immigration Agenda ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 30 Oct 2007, 12:10 "Battle For The Republic" Exposes Real Immigration Agenda Alex Jones' Battle For The Republic exposes how the elite are using illegal immigration and pushing amnesty as a means of pulverizing the American middle class and ensuring that U.S. citizens, black, white and hispanic alike, are forced to sacrifice their freedom and sovereignty as America is sunk into a third world cesspool. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/301007_battle_republic.htm
Happy Hour
help me get my first happy hour needs picture comments please add fan and rate the host profile *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#26*GODFATHER* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar thank you all , will return any and all help thanks ,Evonne
What Advanced Degree Should I Obtain??
You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor) You're logical, driven, and ruthless. You'd make a mighty fine lawyer. What Advanced Degree Should You Get?
Men Suck
Man I hate a certain guy on here, I always have to call his ass, I thought he was different from other men, but I am compelelty wrong about him, whenever I try to talk to him he ignores me in shoutbox, I always have to call his cell phone, he never calls me but only once or twice, should I hit him to the curb? I am sick of getting hurt and guys playing mind games, I'm not a little damn kid, I'm 26 years old looking for somethnig real! It just pisses me off that they can return the favor and shit..
Wedding Now!
Wedding at Abyss Lounge - http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50264
Missing You
The pain consuming me is so surreal. I feel so hollow, so empty inside. I am sullen in my bitter loneliness. I don't want to be alone like this. Aching for you, my heart cries out in excruciating, murderous pain. . . and it won't stop. Wanting you, like some sort of addictive drug, I can barely live without your love. I want to die - the pain is too intense. I feel like my heart has been ripped out and the hole will never heal. Longing for your lips, I can't stop dreaming about you - but you're so far away. Missing you more each moment, I put on a mask and try to hide the anguish. Tormented without you, I cannot find myself in the darkness. I cannot think, for all of my thoughts are missing you.
Friend With Benifits
Friends with Benefits -- Friends with Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends with benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends with benefits, anyone?" ITS PRETTY SAD THAT OUT OF THE 1000 SOME FRIENDS I HAVE, NOT A SINGLE PERSON WANTS TO OWN M
*stretches*
My boss comes in and sees what I'm dressed up as, and she goes, "You know I always knew vampires walked among us. And I know you're authentic cause that cross hasn't turned you to dust yet." Well at least I found use for this really cool dress I bought a few years ago for $100.00 Never knew what to use it for then I thought about it on the way home from work yesterday. Luvy gave the outfit her seal of approval. So that's me today, a Victorian Vampire. Tell me I'm not the only adult dressed up today. :D
Naughty Or Nice
Ok I took down all my Naughty Pics a few people e-mailed me to say take new ones so wanted to get some feedback does anyone ever look at the Naughty Pics or should I leave them off?
I Decided To Be A Comedian.
I'm here in Atlanta - Georgias Hollywood. And I've been going to a lot of standup comedy shows lately. They all suck at maximum intensity. Every single show I go to is ten assholes lined up backstage. Each one comes out and wastes my precious eardrum vibrations talking about their boring lives and telling shitty relationship stories. If these comedians were a vacuum, it would be on the floor setting, not rug. Or something like that. Yeah, that was dumb. See, listening to these guys is even making me less funny. That's not a bad conception. It's accurate. The comedians in Atlanta are that deformed and disproportionate. And most of them only have four fingers. So I finger.. er.. figure, hey - I could go up there and clean house.. with my vacuum set on floor setting (that's called a callback for you non-comedian folk. So laugh because it was funny.). And I don't even have to be that good. I could stand on stage and read a dictionary in monotone and it would be funnier than these h
Some People
SOME PEOPLE Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts and we are never ever the same. Some people come into our lives and quickly go... Some stay for awhile and embrace our silent dreams. They help us become aware of the delicate winds of hope... and we discover within every human spirit there are wings yearning to fly. They help our hearts to see that the only stairway to the stars is woven with dreams... and we find ourselves unafraid to reach high. They celebrate the true essence of who we are... and have faith in all that we may become. Some people awaken us to new and deeper realizations... for we gain insight from the passing whisper of their wisdom Throughout our lives we are sent precious souls... meant to share our journey however brief or lasting their stay they remind us why we are here. To learn... to teach... to nurture... to love Some people come into our lives to cast a steady light upon our path
Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
How F*ckable Are You?
You are 91% fuckable! Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Pics
i have posted new ones. come check them out!
For You
Something sparkles in his eyes, not certain what it is. I hope he truly understands, how much i care for him. Encircled with his flaming warmth, i melt into his arms. When i catch his loving stare, My mind floats with tha stars. His heart is like a blooming rose, that will never wilt or die. With thorns so strong and dangerous, there's a chance you'll make me cry. When you gave me your heart... I took the thorns... And threw them to the floor. No need for something so sharp and hard, With a heart as sweet as yours.
First Ever Blonde Guy Joke
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait !!!! An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction w ork on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I n
Lmao
Cyber?? Lmao
1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best Wonderbra (the one
Update
well i talked to my mom. she's doin alright. they won't let her eat. she's stuck chewin on ice chips. she has to have her gal bladder out an they're gonna do a probe to find out where the bleeding is coming from. when i find out more i will be sure to post a blog for everyone who cares :D ty all!
Police Guilty Over Menezes Case
Police guilty over Menezes case London's police force has been found guilty of breaking health and safety laws over the shooting dead of innocent Brazilian Jean Charles de Menezes. The Metropolitan Police unnecessarily put the public at risk in chasing a suspected suicide bomber across the city, an Old Bailey jury decided. Armed police shot Mr de Menezes dead at Stockwell Tube station on 22 July 2005. The jury said police chief Cressida Dick, who led the operation, bore "no personal culpability". The Met faces a potentially unlimited fine over the botched operation. The unprecedented, highly controversial trial came after prosecutors said that no individual officer could be held responsible for the electrician's death. Instead, they said the force, represented by the Met Commissioner's Office, should be tried for failing to protect the public from the risks posed by a suspected suicide bomber on the loose. Your concern is the past and what happened on Ju
Great Quotes By Great Ladies
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. > -Janette Barber- Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. > -Lily Tomlin- A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. > -Carrie Snow- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. > -Laurie Kuslansky My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. > -Erma Bombeck- Old age ain't no place for sissies. > -Bette Davis- A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. > -Rhonda Hansome- The phrase "working mother" is redundant. > -Jane Sellman- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. > -Jennifer Unlimited- Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. > -Charlotte Whitton- Thirty-five is when you finally get your
Friendship And Sorrow
Only a heart having broken into, can shed a tear and feel it cut through grieved and laden, my heart at my feet, my friend has been taken no more to compete. Will the laughter of spring once more arise? Will ever I smile or see with my eyes, the joy abounding the clear blue skies? Life is a sweet fulfillment to bear, I'll go on alone I know not where. Spring and summer will meet one day, I feel my lost friend would heartily say: "Life is a joy, give it your most, for I have gone to a greater Host." As I travel on my heart amiss, my friend you know not the emptiness. Life goes on, each day a bit brighter, the hurt is dulling, growing lighter. Memories of you, recalled in my head, a friend such as you will never be dead. You've left me dear friend tho' I'll think every day, the hapiness you brought in passing my way. Though tragedy and sorrow came my way, you stood there beside me each step of the day. I'll strive on, as I flounder each sunrise I see, to be the person you want
Drowning Pool
I hear you calling out to dreamers I hear the screams as they plead for their lives I watch you as you skin them alive I smile as I watch them die! I... wanna feel the pain of life SO KILL ME SLOWLY! I... cant stand to breath SO drown me in SORROW! SO DROWN ME IN SORROW!! I see them hanging so high I step on the ground stained with blood I watch you rape another I smile as I watch them die! I... wanna feel the pain of life SO KILL ME SLOWLY! I... cant stand to breath SO drown me in SORROW! SO DROWN ME IN SORROW!! Its the end My dear friend! I push my knife in I gasp my last breath to you The end is drawing near! My life has come clear! To watch the world burn UNDER THE BANNER OF RED! So drown me in SORROW!!
G'morning!
Holy Bumping Friday morning. LOL. I got in and the place was already hopping. :D So how's the morning so far for everyone?
Alright
Well fubar has lost it's spark I'll be on once and a while but whatever... mumms changed all to hell, too much to reabsorb so whatever, see ya when I see ya
Breaking And Reaching
I run and I fall while the world keeps on running running right by me don't bother to lend a hand they want me to follow but I can't understand and I'll wait I'll wait but they don't acknowledge me I've bought the answers even when I disagreed breaking breaking my inhibitions reaching reaching my destinions when you're sinking you'll learn to edify treat yourself like someone give someone a piece of your mind regrets are tokens of what has gone untold you're only special when you break from the mold breaking breaking my inhibitions reaching reaching my destinations
Interesting.....
FOXNEWS.COM HOME > BUSINESS Nike Unveils N7 Air Native Shoe Designed for Native Americans Wednesday, September 26, 2007 BEAVERTON, Ore. — Nike on Tuesday unveiled what it said is the first shoe designed specifically for American Indians, an effort aiming at promoting physical fitness in a population with high obesity rates. The Beaverton-based company says the Air Native N7 is designed with a larger fit for the distinct foot shape of American Indians, and has a culturally specific look. It will be distributed solely to American Indians; tribal wellness programs and tribal schools nationwide will be able to purchase the shoe at wholesale price and then pass it along to individuals, often at no cost. "Nike is aware of the growing health issues facing Native Americans," said Sam McCracken, manager of Nike's Native American Business program. "We are stepping up our commitment ... to elevate the issue of Native American health and wellness." Nike said it is the
New Award
Awesome another award from the International library of photography/International Society of Photographers (ISP)
Tonite... :-)
i went out for the first time in a long time, and had an AMAZING nite. i am begining to think i'll be ok :-) ... no, i know i will be.
Aliens Are Communicating With Me.
Yeah, aliens are pretty cool. They came into my work today while I was sleeping and replaced my printer with a deepspace radiowave tranceiver. A few minutes ago when I printed out a report for my boss, the printer spat out alien jargon messages instead. X {8~`{ Looks like a frowny face. That means the aliens are sad. And have big noses. And the "X" in the left means that all their extacy has "left" and they're sad because they want more. They probably think I'm a drug dealer. Aliens are the shit. P C}}x@{ky{@z@: This means that the aliens have to piss but don't want to get up because they're busy watching CKY on their PC. So they're telling me about it in hopes that I will go there and piss for them but that's impossible because we haven't invented remote bladder assistance technology. So I guess most of the communicating with aliens is pointless and we should stop putting funding into it and they should stop fucking with my shit at work and making me explain myse
Too Much Pain
Help all what is the best way to help relieve the pain of a toothache as I have been popping pills left and right
I Will Away For A Few Days
MERCI HAS ASK ME HTSEXYMOMMA TO LET EVERYONE KNOW SHE WILL BE AWAY FOR FEW DAYS . SHE SAYS SHE IS FINE AND WILL MISS EVERYONE. SHE ALSO STATED SHE WILL BE BACK REAL SOON. LOVE TO ALL , MERCI WRITTEN BY HTSEXYMOMMA FOR MERCI .
This Is Funny!
MySpace Codes & MySpace Layouts
Have I Ever?
Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, like some newly discovered s
Pitchfork
This hefty pitchfork is a fantastic weapon for any devil costume Price: 6.99
New School Rap For The Breeze :p
Heart N Soul
I thought I knew what love was Till I met a man who showed me the light He opened my eyes to new things He opened my mind to new ideas He opened my soul to the light He opened my body to passion And he opened my heart to love like no other Before him all I knew was darkness To me love was always pain But I met him and darkness turned to light And pain turned to passion I curl up to him and I feel safe He looks at me I feel his love He touches me and I feel his passion I see in his eyes that I will always be safe I can't wait to come his wife To live our lives as one All because I finally found what true love is And I have found it in him In his heart In his eyes In his soul In his arms To the end of time I now know what love feels like And to be loved by another He is someone I know that will protect me That will show me the way That will guide me And that will be there for me in one way or another He is the man I truely love with all my heart and soul.
Testing
PRESENTING YOU WITH TWO OF THE KINDEST MOST AWESOME LADIES ON FUBAR! PLEASE GO TO THEIR PAGE AND SHOW THEM SOME LUV, YOU WON'T REGRET IT! bbG♀Passion's Purity@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar
My Inspirational Thoughts!!
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers. Do it trembling if you must, but do it ! The past cannot be changed, the future is still in your power. A champion is someone who gets up, even when he can't. You are never given a wish without being given the power to make it come true.
Birthday
To everyone that acknowledged my birthday I Thank You! It's greatly appreciated.... my so called bf decided to go out and get drunk with his brother and stay out all night and my own mother didnt even say happy birthday to me so as u can imagine Im a lil down... but It's cool tomorrow is a new day and I will be smilin again!
Mommy And Daddy
Mommy and Daddy I know right now you won't understand Why Mommy and Daddy split apart Sometimes love gets lost between a woman and a man I know how much it breaks your heart To know Mommy and Daddy are in love no more Just know it isn't your fault And we will love you evermore There have been many lessons taught And many more to come This one will be hard to swallow I know it is not an easy one And how it feels so hallow I to have walked in your shoes My Mommy and Daddy broke up too In the end its the two of you who lose Just because Mommy and Daddy couldn't make do I hope you won't be angry with us I can't blame you if you are For you this is a minus, not a plus On your heart there will remain a scar We will always be around when you need us Even though we won't be together Our love for you will never die regardless of what should come between Your Mother and Father
Don`t Tell Me You Love Me
Words conveyed with tear drenched eyes hearing true meaning without sound telling myself it is all a bad dream please...don`t tell me you love me Arguments started but never completed reconciled within naive denial heartache unraveling from the core hindered by broken wings that never soar Vows that sadly cannot endure promises made but now ignored answers to questions constantly needed please..don't tell me you love me Pain has enveloped my soul`s desire trying not to be consumed by hell`s fire selfishness has taken over my mind as redemption I seek to find Haunted by memories of time gone awry Having seen all the tears you have cried just one request as we retreat please...don`t tell me you love me
My Erotic Blog
Please check it out: http://dstrangelove.vox.com/
Truth Or Dare
I dare you to tell me the truth: Four things you want to know about me: 01. 02. 03. 04. Three things you like about me: 01. 02. 03. Two things you don't like about me: 01. 02. My best feature: 01. Two things you want to do with me: 01. 02. One word that describe me: 01. One question for me: 01. repost this see how many people do this to you Just copy and send to me...
Lost In Darkness
destined for loneliness never accepted always on the outside always rejected she sees them all talking it burns to the core how much must she change must she become their whore she'll never fit into the mainstream of life the rejections cut into her heart like a knife no one sees her as pretty or sees her at all she's a sensual creature but lost in freefall resigning herself to a lifetime alone in slow isolation her heart turns to stone such a terrible thing is this need to be loved but instead cast aside into darkness she's shoved in the darkness her mind spirals out of control the despair and the pain just surviving's a goal long empty days of survival and pain too stubborn to end it her tears fall like rain how long til her heart becomes too cold to care how long til she's hardened soul lost to despair how long til she lives as a cold empty shell lost hope for a love to save her from this hell
It Amuses Me....
...that not a single concert can go by without chris wanting to fight someone, of course this time i got dragged into it. went to the Silverstein show with my bro, ruby,and chris on saturday and it was great until these two little fucking bitches thought it would be cute to try to fly back at us with their elbows. yeah well, i'm pretty sure they didn't expect to get shoved with everything I had. i hate fucking kids man, i was ready to beat the every living piss out of them! and that was just the start of a crappy weekend. though i did have fun with ruby & jamie.
The One I Adore
i am nervous and i'm scared. I am excited and overwhelmed and my face hurts from smiling. He makes my heart sing and soar...his words are sweet and gooey as they melt over my soul and I delight feeling the warmth of the words i have dreamed of hearing all my life. I wanna run to him.. because we seem so meant to be.... and i just have to ask him " what took you so long to find me?"... yet i'm not alone he shares this sentiment. Hearts will break and ache and wither to peices, but with the grace of the gods it won't be ours as we love and we grow and we shine with hearts intertwined and combine all of our dreams.. until the identity we once knew alone becomes meshed with one another and we search not a beginning or an end... it's just my ear to his chest and the beat of his heart.... his hand in mine...and te smile in our eyes. could the quest really be over?....... could my "unicorn" really be here before me... and i can finally sigh in relief and satisfaction? i definately adore
Old Fashion
I like romantic walks on the beach, She likes gangsters that sells drugs and cheats. I like soft music and candle lit dinners, She likes candy paint and 20 inch spinners. I like to go to church praise and shout, While she sit at home wondering why her relationships don't work out. I like hot summer days lemonade and picnics, She likes to be pushed hit and called a bitch. I like hugging; cuddling; and blowing kisses, While she's wondering why it's two in the morning and her man is still fishing. But that's okay I've had my ration, I guess for today's day and age I'm a little old fashion.

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