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I Must Tell You
Before we part, I must tell you this from my heart I’ll love you forever I’ve loved you from the start No matter what happens, You’ll always have my heart You mean the entire world to me You’re my shinning star- Because everything I wish for, Is everything you are I knew I was in over my head when I told you but I promise you this I will never deny you Take care my love til our road passes again I will love you forever til the end.........
I'm The Sin You Cant Give In To
You see me here wanting to come near cause I'm the sin you cant give into You try to push me away but yet want me to stay cause I'm the sin you cant give into You don’t want me to go but you say I must cause you look in my eyes an feel the love an lust Cause I'm the sin you cant give into you still know me ,still want me as much as I want you Cause I'm the sin you cant give into I'm here and I'm tempting. You're confused and keep avoiding Cause I'm the sin you cant give into You can't deny what I do to you. Cause I'm the sin you can't give into So I wait like an animal for its prey For you to give in to me an let me have my way Cause I'm the sin you cant give in to..
And Now...
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: it reads, and I quote, "fuck waffles." -George Carlin
Say Anything - Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too
If I die and go to hell real soon, it will appear to me as this room. And for eternity I'd lay in bed In my boxers, half stoned, with the pillow under my head. I'd be chatting on the InterWeb; maggots pray upon the living dead. I had no interest in the things she said. On the phone every day, I'll permanently hit the hay. I called her on the phone and she touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself. I called her on the phone and she touched herself. I laughed myself to sleep. At this rate, I'll be heading for electric chairs. I'm only human with my cross to bear. When she described her underwear I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul. You're too young to be this empty girl I'll prepare you for a sick dark world Know that you'll be my downfall. But I call and I call and I call. I called her on the phone and she touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself. I called her on the phone and she touched herse
News For July 26th
Safeword This article is about the use of safewords in BDSM, for their use in contact sports see Safeword (sports). A safeword[1][2][3] is a codeword or series of codewords that are sometimes used in BDSM to mean that a submissive (or 'bottom') is reaching a physical, emotional or moral boundary or for the dominant (or 'top') to stop the sceneplay. Safewords are agreed upon before playing a scene by all participants. Many organized BDSM groups have standard safewords that all members agree to use to avoid confusion at organized play events. Forms of safeword In BDSM, the safeword is generally used so that the 'bottom' can scream "no, stop", etc. as much as he/she wants without really meaning it, and still have a way of indicating a serious desire that the scene stops. Accordingly, a safeword is usually a word that the person would not ordinarily say during sex, such as red light, big tree, scrambled eggs, or aardvark. Commonly the word safeword itself is used as a safeword.
Theres Always A Brighter Side
I cant really say much. Theres not much to say, really. Except one thing. Just one. Its like no matter what I do just a THOUGHT makes me smile. Now, this is where I do my normal routine of pushing limits. I know I have said things about certain people that I have left behind me. Stuff about love. Stuff about the rest of our lives. Stuff about joy and happiness. I guess things are like a computer. You need to input the right password to make something you want to see appear. Ok, so Ive said what I said, yet I never got what I was hoping for. At least, with the people in the past. You know what, though, everyone? I dont care. Ive had my closure. I can say that that was the easy part, too. Leaving them be so they can manage and go do their own thing somewhere else with someone else. Shyt, i dont care. Robert Frost said it best, "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on." The people I decided to leave behind for whatever reason, or people that deci
I know this is a bar site.But,sometimes when you are at the bar and you have to many to drink.You either cry over your beer,get into a fight,or set off in a dark corner and literally drown in your sorrow.Well here it is 5:15 in the morning,and I not a drinking woman and I am drunk,tired,and setting in a dark corner.And I dont want to be.I love to live and laugh,and enjoy life to the fullest.God gave me that oppurtunity to really live my life,2 months ago.But,made sure I would get to 6 years ago when I battle cancer.And I dont want a poor poor pitiful me.I just faught so long and hard for my life in ever expect of the way.And onward I go still beating down the path with a smile upon my heart,but right now at this moment I am looking in the middle of the road and asking myself where do I go from here.I guess that is between me and God.I just hope within my journey,life is good,and friends are many. God's Be. Love The Kat
I Just Love Happy Endings
Ugh! I Want It!
i think its really stupid if people really think in america we can say what we want an do whatever we like if you really belive that come here an ou will see my words are not just words
Back Again
Just wanted to say hello to everyone some of you might have noticed my lack of presence a few weeks so for all of u I wanted to say I am back again full of energy and partymood and noticed they have changed the pagename yet again:P boy was i surprised hehe so stop by and say welcome back or just be curiouss like the rest of us;)
Starting Over.
yeah. thats about it. trying to not get sucked into the drama of this site again. hope it doesn't find me.
Unforgivable #3
give me that V card bitch
The Story Of Hope
It's been a long haul for me since October of last year. I've fought breast cancer and I'm proud to say I am a survivor. My daughter gave birth to my still born Grand-daughter son's fiancee gave birth to a baby boy named Liam in February this age 2 months he died in his crib of SIDS...My two year grand-daughter Hope...who was born May 21/05 at 22 wks of pregnancy with all her insides on the outside of her body fought to live and survived. She was a determined fighter, she went through an operation at 20 hrs old to replace her kidney with a new one, put all her insides back inside, she then developed a brain tumor when she was 9 months old. They saved her with brain surgery, she became a diabetic, they treated her for it. She had a zest for life and the will to live. At age almost two she went through leg & hip surgery to repair some bones and nerves in her leg which had ceased to grow. It was successful. After two months the foot started to turn in again...t
Two Free Graphics Programs And A Word Processor!!
Graphics They're free, but that doesn't mean these apps aren't powerful. Created by folks who welcome help and improvements to their work, many of these programs are superior to packaged software. Gimpshop Open Source software has never been known for its photo processing prowess. Until now, that is. Gimpshop is an exceedingly powerful Photoshop lookalike that has far more features than you, or most people you know, will ever use. If you're looking to do something as simple as touch up photos, or something far more sophisticated, like work in multiple layers, it has the tools you need. There are also numerous effects and filters, the ability to easily create color gradients, and plenty more. In fact, if all you want to do is basic photo-retouching, it's probably overkill. But if you want to indulge your inner artist, there's plenty. The program is based on a long-time Open Source favorite, GIMP, but has more fit and polish, and a Ph
I read peoples blogs about wanting to be normal and live the life they see around them, Heck What is Normal? Normal for me is different then normal for you, you are what you are and instead of trying to find a "Normal" life just try to pusue peace and happiness. i have learned there is no normalness just life, make the most of it enjoy the things that make you happy, you make think a life with someone will make you happy but be careful of what you wish for. Someone may enter your life that shares the same things you hold dear but then again it may not happen. You have to be happy and seek this happiness wherever you may find it just try not to step on others as you travel this life. Look for the simple things in life for they will make you the happyest and you don't even know it. As log as you wake every morn to the new day there is something to be happy about to start your day
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My Daughter's Birthday
12 years ago at this moment I was in Pre-Op preparing to have a C-Section with my first child, my daughter. I hadn't planned on a C-Section and at 19 years old, to be honest, I was scared to death at this thought. Granted now, I'm glad I had both of my children that way. At 11:36 pm, 7/26/95, weighing 6 pounds and 6 ounces, my daughter came into this world. I remember Melissa, my doctor's nurse first comment when they were bringing Christal out was about the head full of hair that she was born with. Unfortunately, that dark full head of hair didn't stay long and for months after that she had very little. (Now though she's got incredibily thick hair.) Hard to believe that at that single moment my entire life changed forever. It wasn't just about me anymore, it was about being a mother from here on out. I have never regretted becoming a mother, sometimes I just wish I had more patience but I think that is all parents. I was recently looking at a picture of her when she was about
To My Wife Who I Love So Much
You Save Me - Kenny Chesney Every now and then I get a little lost The strings all get tangled The wires all get crossed Every now and then I’m right upon the edge Danglin’ my toes out over the ledge I just thank God you’re here (Chorus) ['Cause] when I’m a bullet shot out of a gun ['Cause] when I’m a firecracker comin’ undone When I’m a fugitive ready to run All wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me It’s hard lovin’ a man That’s got a gypsy soul I don’t know how you do it I’m not sure how you know The perfect thing to say To save me from myself You’re the angel that believes in me Like nobody else And I thank God you do (Chorus) ['Cause] when I’m a bullet shot out of a gun ['Cause] when I’m a firecracker comin’ undone When I’m a fugitive ready to run All wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me Well I know I don’t tell you nearly enough I couldn’t live one day with
To See You Again...
Line on your face don't bother me Down in my chair when you dance over me I can't help myself I've got to see you again Late in the night when I'm all alone And I look at the clock and I know you're not home I can't help myself I've got to see you again I could almost go there Just to watch you be seen I could almost go there Just to live in a dream But no I won't go for any of those reasons To not touch your skin is not why I sing I can't help myself I've got to see you again I could almost go there.... No I won't go to share you with them But oh even though I know where you've been I can't help myself I've got to see you again
No More Mumms For Me.
Last night, I asked if I should comment bomb, or go to bed. It was a legit Mumm. Well ... this is what I came home to to this morning. A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. I guess they think this is funny or something. Corwin, or whoever I am these day.
I thought of you this morning As I always do Just one single thought Helps me see my day through. Your kiss, your touch Especially your smile Just one glance from you Is enough to drive me wild. When I think of the future All I see is you and me For I know my love You are my destiny. My love you enchant me But oh how time flies Soon we'll be old and withered But true love lke ours never dies. So I will cherish each moment Our time together, just me and you And I will think of you each morning Like I always do!
I Will Love You Forever
I love you so deeply I love you so much I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind thoughtful way The joy that you bring to my life everyday. I love you today As I have from the start And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.
I'm Leaving This Stupid Country!
Hi there just wanted to say that I'm moving from this stupid country ie Italy. And I'm never coming back to it again. I'm moving to Dyess AFB in Abilene Texas with my oh so gorgeous 7 & 1/2 month old son, Cristian James. I cant wait cuz I'll be close to my family and my best friend. I just cant wait to come back to America, WOOHOO!!!!!
Alabamee Preacher!
This was the scene at church one day in an Alabama town. . . The preacher started off. . . "Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard unde
So what do you lovelies have planned for the weekend? Anything good or just vegging out? :)
A Communities Sad Day ...please Read If You Have Children Or Know A Family With A Child
This past sunday a horrific thing happened and im not telling you all for the sake of telling but hoping that someone will learn from mistakes .. This past sunday there was a horrible house fire in town that took the lives of two young boys .. one boy was 3 . the other 5... their little sister got out in time but .. when she got out .. she told the fire fighters that her brothers wouldnt come out because they couldnt find their dogs .. The Fire fighters Tried so hard to find them but the house was engulfed before they could find them .. they were gone .. :( .. Please .. if you have children .. always tell them if there is ever a fire wherever they may be ... to get out .. anyway they can .. broken legs and arms can be fixed ... lives can't be replaced .. and now these two young lives are gone forever .. growing up the daughter of a fire fighter my parents .. always stressed this point over and over to all of Us and my friends .. Please.. do the same with your children .. Childr
Happy Hump Day (nsfw)
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The Laws Of Men
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c) After wrecking your boss' car. d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must cel
Just Plain Oh Geez...
GIVE ME A BREAK!! Okay not to offend anyone, but I'm mainly here for friends, to seek out people with same interests or just plain want a drink and chat, lol. It gets annoying when alls you get are people looking for a piece of cyber-ass. I'm a female, which means I like to be treated nice and not, may I repeat NOT like a fucking toy or something. I just found a way to express my personality and am letting loose through here. I've met some pretty fun people here, friends, close friends, those of you know who you are. So if you are just interested in getting a piece of cyber-ass, eh ahhh, it won't happen. I like to have fun, mingle...knowing when it is appropriate is the key. At least give me the courtesy of getting to know me a bit first, geez people. I feel a bit like an idiot writing this but hey, some people just drive you to do the craziest things and this is one of them. Thats all...carry on.
The heart is a curious thing Sometimes its made whole Sometimes ppl shatter it Always its fragile Why do I do this? I give my heart away easily Then I can only watch As its broken in two Some people don't seem to understand How hard it is to choose Those that do have been quick To make me regret the choice i made So while I am trying To make sense of what happened tonight My heart has to heal again And I'll not be myself for a while
Bobby Valentino - Anonymous
For My Friends And Family
I am sorry I haven't been on line much , but I have been having a problem with my right sholder and in a lot of pain . I will on and off for short times as I can . I may have to have an orperation . It is very hard to type with one hand. and it is my right hand that is messed up , it's hard to use a mouse . Love you all and miss talking to you . Brian
My dad can't make up his mind; he'll die here unless he makes a decision.
Avoiding Uncouth Hours
You would think I'd have been busier at work this week than I have been, loaning money out to people who've blown their own wads at the North Dakota State Fair on its last day today. But outside of yesterday when six people borrowed money, I've had this week only twelve other people borrow money and only two extend their own loans. We're open six days a week and we're closed Sundays. I've been asking people how they've enjoyed the fair, and many of them have elected not to go this year. Overall attendance this year has been a slump, partly due to the triple-degree heat the first half of this week and partly due to the overpriced concession stands, games, and concerts. Between us, one day of the fair is more than enough for me -- Martha said she'd go back this afternoon, but that's only because she happened to have a ticket her aunt Stella visiting from Bismarck couldn't use because her family headed back this afternoon. I could go after I get off work, of course, but why? A fo
being a parent is hard at times today was one of those times everything i said was ignored i was argued with and yelled at i have punished without raising a hand the stress has caused a rift with the hand that i long to hold
Skunked. my aunt & uncle's house...and Kai just got sprayed by a skunk. I. am. so. annoyed. This is the same place I got stung by the bee last weekend at 3AM. This is the same place Kai was bit by the rattlesnake. I don't think I nor Kai should be hanging out here anymore...not that I'm going home right now or anything...hahaha Damn it. Additional Note: Home Now... Baking Powder does not really take the smell away. Vinegar baths = sucky, but I think the smell is leaving...
Hey Allllll:p
Hey all you sexy ppl :P i redid my profile if you want to see it come on in and just make shure you listen to the first song that plays when you walk in its my theme song HA its funny at least ..... much love
I'm so sick of people always assuming the worst about me. " oh shes just a pretty face shes nothing but a bitch" You know something if you ever got the chance to know me, you would realize I'm one of the nicest people in the world. I care way to much and probably thats why i get hurt alot. I am SO sick of guys thinking all im good for is some ass. When guess what guys & girls I'm 23 years old and I've only been with 1 guy Oh yeah What didnt think a pretty girl like myself wasnt a fucking whore? Yeah see you dnt know much so shut the fuck up! And another thing, you fucking racist fucks. DONT ever comment me message me or anything and call me a N***** Lover! Yeah I dated balck guys so? They probably treated me better then any white guy ive been with so you can take your words and shove them so far up your ass! I'm sick of people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've Learned
I've learned we want what we cannot have and can never have enough. I've learned all the money in world won't get you into heaven. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back, but that's ok. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned that it's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes, after that, you'd better know something. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do. I've learned that it's not what happens to people, it's what they do about it. I've learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with lo
80s Hair Metal Is Shit Rock Crap boss, my guy from my stupid videos i post, and myself are hired to tape WARRANT tonight who are playing at some BFE house party. yes, this is the same WARRANT as in "shes my cherry pie somethin somethin we are homo" from the 80s. so be jealous. or point and laugh at the red haired kid in the ramones shirt taping it partialy against his will (its really the money thats gettin me to go...and beer.......and the prospect of maybe seenin some white trash, 80s boobies). that is all.
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Survey About Myself
Name: Adam Birthday: January 9, 1985 Birthplace: Killeen, TX Current Location: Harker Heights Tx Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Dirty Blonde Height: 5 ft 7 in Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed.... Your Heritage: Basically mixed The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals Your Weakness: I have a few Your Fears: I don't really have any Your Perfect Pizza: well .. I don't eat it much now Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting into shape Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really know what my overused phrase is Thoughts First Waking Up: What I need to do Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes Your Bedtime: Whenever Your Most Missed Memory: Going to the beach Pepsi or Coke: Either one MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither Single or Group Dates: both Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both Chocolate or Vanilla: Both Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino Do you Smoke: I did but quit Do you Swear: All the fuckin time Do you Sing:
A Little Application, Just For Fun
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
The Love Of My Life
Boogie you are the love of my life .....I hope when you read this........I would love to become your wife one day.........Our day is going to be awesome.........No I donot have wedding bells in my head now..........I donot not have the time to think about wedding and things ..........My boys come first in my life and you know that.........................
My Muscles Feel Like A Melee...
Arg. I'm sore. Counted two grocery stores today for a total of 6.5 hours paid. Yippee. I felt horrible this morning... I thought I might get sick on the ride to the first store. Thankfully that didn't happen. Both stores seemed to go quite well. Took a nap when I got home which bothered me. I didn't want to sleep as long as I did :( Bleh. At least I don't have to be at work so early tomorrow. First day of Lowes. I'm hoping we don't have to count nuts and bolts this time since we did last time, I think. That will make both days so much shorter. Tuesday's going to suck. Second day of Lowes then Cost with photo lab. I do have to run my stores this month which does not make for a happy Cheryl. :( The upside is I will be getting home earlier with this run. Which is good because I have to do a run by myself the next day. Some medical supplies somewhere in town. a woo.. a hoo. Anyways, I are a tired loser... XOXO
A Huge Thank You
I just wanted to say Thank you to Everyone who's helped me over this past week ive been stuck at that damn level forever !!!.. you all are wonderful and I will return the favors .. When needed lemmie know !!! COOL MySpace Comments COOL MySpace Comments COOL MySpace Comments Lotsa Luv ... Cherrypye Aka Wendy :)
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Friday Night
This pasted weekend, my friend Lacey hosted an “open-house” for me and several of our mutual friends.. I was watching some UFC fights on DVD, when I noticed that I hadn’t seen Lacey and some of the girls in a while… decided to see what they were doing. As fate would have it, they had just decided to start a game of strip poker…Lacey’s best friend Kayla (is fuckin’ hot and really cool), suggested that I join them… I was shocked at the idea and also surprised to see that they were drinking a lot… Not knowing what to say, I stood there for a moment then spoke up and said that I should go back upstairs and play “host” since Lacey was “busy”. The other girls pointed out that it wasn’t my party to be worried about and that I should sit down and play… “Deal me in” I said as I sat down at the table. After a couple of hours, we all were down to only our underwear. I turned to look over at Lacey, who had taken a break from playing and had sat down on the sofa and was surprised to see t
Still Alone...
She has the love of her family. She has the love of her friends. She has all the love she could ever want, Yet she is still alone, Shut off from the world. Isolated in a ball of fear. She's scared to face a new day, scared a new day will never come. She faces these fears alone, she has shut herself off from the world. Her sadness has killed her. It has killed her relations outside of the ball. She has all the love from her friends and family. Yet she is still alone...
Next Show
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It's My Life.
Whew What A Day Its Been
Little Old Lady
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady .... "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning! "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?" "Oh, no" , says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of Wrigley Field. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stan d behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say "$20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, wh
Just wanted to say goodbye to all my friends and fam....thanks for all the love and support.....much love to you all!!
things at random make u think that i am mad mad that u never thought u could say them like me not being free just being myself pretty man dont feel pretty today sorta ugly? we fill our words like donuts sweet and hidden what about truth? not trying 2 stay up all night 2 make the donuts just how i'm feeling should make it alright
Beyond Comprehension No one hears me, understands me I speak in silence hoping that someone will see my words, my message hoping to find love, it has arrived so divine I wish for a stronger, better life filled with everlasting touch I dream the future, but hold the past My body is brimmed with so many confusions Am I really here experiencing fullness? I must be, the pain is so real the hurt I feel could never be imagined but I will pull through into greatness and destroy whatever faces into me As I struggle I will fight until the end Whenever it may come Mine..
Yes He Is....charming That Is...for You Honey....thanks
Fatherhood...remembering My First Year
My oldest child was born in 2001. At the time, I didn't realize that the joy he brought into my life would be tripled with the birth of a daughter in 2003 and son in 2004. I also didn't realize that I would live off and on in abject terror of my bundles of joy! To begin with, the first year of their lives drives me nuts! I'm not sure what these kids are eating in the womb, but I'm convinced it's road tar! It's like they're blowing bubble gum out of their butts for their first poo! And how the hell can formula/breast milk smell THAT bad on the way through the body?!? I wish someone would have told me that somehow, babies create more poo than the food they actually take in. I mean, how can a kid blow out 10 times in a day? And the sleepless nights! I'm not saying that I got up in the middle of the night with them for feeding, but I did try to have the crib in my bedroom for the first month. Sleeplessness causes dementia, and I was about as close to that as I could get! I wo
love isn't just a four letter word that someones says to make someone happy its a feeling sharing a moment that you could only share with that person it's a feeling that person gives you when if someone else did the same thing you'd probably puke its always being there for them when things are love its not giving up when things get rough and always enjoying the good times and sharing every moment like it could be your last.. love its a strong word for just four letters the feelings that love brings could set the world on fire i knew its set a fire in my sole..
This honestly is the best bar in the world. Met some great and very interesting people!
What Would You Do If?
My Answers to Survey What would you do if? 1 - You won the lottery: Pay off my bills 2 - You caught your BF/GF is cheating you with your best friend: Cut them both to tiny flushable pieces. 3 - You saw someone hitchiking on highway: Keep driving. 4 - You caught a friend stealing from you: Bash their fucking faces in. 5 - You witnessed a murder: Puke and/or have nightmares forever. 6 - A random stranger offered you ice cream: Run screaming into the night. 7 - MySpace is closed: Go to Fubar. LOL 8 - You learned that there wont be internet anymore: Pick up the phone. It's not that drastic people. 9 - You learned your best friend has a crush on you: I'd be weirded out.
Women Vs. Girls
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends. Gir
Native Kitty
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42 Questions
42 Things Rarely Asked.. 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? That's a resounding NO 2. Do you have any weird sleeping habiits? nope 3. When was the last time you've been swimming in a lake? I don't even remember, I think I was like 7 4. Would you rather sleep with someone, or alone? both ways have their merits 5. Whats hurting you right now? hurting someone else 6. Do you consider yourself creative? not really 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? yup 8. Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears? Christina 9. Do you stay friends with your ex's? I have and am hoping 10. Do you know how to play poker? theoretically 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? silly question, who hasnt 12. What's your favorite commercial? the one where the call gets dropped and the girl tells the guy that she's gonna have a baby...that's friggin' funny 13. What type of food do you eat the most? probably chicken 14. When was the last time yo
Ok Now
I'm on page three.. woooh bring me to the top quickly!! I need your votes! Please help me get lead to start! I'm currently on page 3 EWW! Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
Adult Survey
Body: 1. Is sex best morning afternoon or night? i'm choosing ANY TIME! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Right .. or middle 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken: chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?: Guilty !! Yes I have 5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up?: idk never paid attention 6. Candles or Incense? candles 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? i have 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? yes 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? I think in germany .. it's a bit of a blur 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? you cooking 11.Would you rather your house be dirty or car? my car. 12. Shower or bath? Both 13. That spot that makes you melt?: if you can't find it i'm not directing you to it 15. Mexican or Chinese food?: Mexi 16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?: both 17. Do you love someone on your top friends?: Yes 1
And I Thought Girls Did It A Lot....
I don't think anyone texts me more than Cory. It amazes me that a guy can text so damn much and so fast. LOL
I am sooooooooooo HAPPY!!!!! My son just lost his first tooth!!!!!!!!!!! I know it seems so petty but hey I dont really care......He can't wait til the toothfairy comes to visit him...
Little Girl's Firetruck
LITTLE GIRL'S FIRE TRUCK A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station. He notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the m iddle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The fire-fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to Run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster" The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren." lol:P Tc n peace..Boo..hugz!!
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Holy Shit!
BEST FUCKING LINE UP EVER: Atreyu with Haste The Day, It Dies Today
How It All Started
here this is how it started copy paste or just click on it thanks ya for all the prayers
Naughty & Nice Crew
this is leveling family come join us tell naughty chic i sent u ....~NAUGHTY CHIC~ NAUGHTY & NICE CREW (OWNER)@ fubar ty
Have A Great Week
TO All My Friends... I just wanted yall to know.. that i got a lot goin on thats why i aint been around But i will be back and i will post again you all take care and have a great week!! Love you Wendy
To My Friends
A quick shout out to thank everybody who sent b-day wishes! I luvz ya all!Want you all to know that I AM still alive, and hoping to be able to spend more time here real soon! As soon as I am well enough!!!!!! Love ya all, Shadow
Wtf Is Going On Around Here ?
WOW. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
She Left Me Two Years Ago And Now She Wants Back??
there was a chick named trisha who walked out on me two years ago i spent 6 months trying to find her but gave up eventually, she left me cuz she said she was scared of me loving her and doing things for her so that gave her the right to walk out on me??, just because i gave her my heart and my love too??, trisha you know who you are, and where your at in life you really hurt me in life and my love and my feelings for you, if you get this great im just venting about finding you like last week or so i dont remember i just hope how much of a mistake you made walking out on me!!!!!, waht would you do if you found someone two years later that someone had done the same thing to you??, now two years alter she's asking me for another chance I say may'be but she might do it again to Me, I dunno bout giving her another chance what do you people think????, should I give her another chance of say you lost out, or get lost?? leave an opinion or comment or vote, have a great weekend??
Wrote this a long long time ago When your alone every sound is louder, every color darker, the temperature drops, and you can hear your heart beat. You breathe so loud the sound becomes deafening. You want to make it stop, you don't want to hear the breathing. In and Out. In and Out. Noone to turn to when your alone, noone to call. When your alone noone wants to know. All doors have locks and all roads go one way. The breathing gets louder and louder. You feel so empty, not just empty on the inside, but empty to the core. Nothing but vacant space surrounds you. Noone to touch you, listen to you, talk to you. When your alone the wind cries saddly all around you, barely heard in a distant thought. Time is forever but yet isn't there at all. When your alone theres noone to smile at, or laugh with, cry or morn with. Spaces get smaller but nothing; noone will touch you. Walls are smaller, air pulls from your lungs as you try to breathe, if only you could breathe more quietly. When
And Yet Again
another example of men thinking they are better than females at video games: Read the comment left. by bernie mac
My life as we know is awesome some times...I have the man of my dreams...He has been their for me though the hard times of my life....I love you Boogie..To my Boys the you guys are Mommy heart and soul...I hope one day when you are all grown up that you take life by your hands and have fun with it.........Just once I wish i could seewhat they are going to look like when they are all grown up..If they are going to look like me or they daddy..It dose not bother me about that ...I love them so much ..It would crush me if any thing ever did happend to them..or if someone wold take them away from me..I am a good mother ..I take care of my boys when they need to be care for I love them play game with them...feed cloth them bath them....I am going to stop here for now....But if youdonot understand what I talking about then pm or im on yahoo or myspace I am dragonness15 yahoo and GddssVamp on myspace....
why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters ? why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they
Imeem Sucks !!!!!!
I Hate Imeem & There 30sec Cutofftime WTF they should just fuckin shoutdown already.....:( Sorry about that lst stash posting I'm done with IMEEM after today.... Amir Have a great weekend......
What Not To Say During Sex
MySpace Codes & MySpace Layouts
My Site Http://
I Own and Operate a Sports/SportsCard Site, So If You Like Sports or Sports Cards as a Hobby Please Join i Would Love to Have all the New Members i can Get We have only Been Open 3 Months, we Have 209 Members and Over 5,000 Posts, We Look Forward to More Good People! Thanks
Laughing Girl
Hey, I tried not to laugh..... roflmao........
Good Morning My Swsome Friends
good morning my awsome friends,i hope you have a wonderfull day,remeber to keep smiling love ya all
Kick Azz Jamz 24/7 !!!
Ninja Radio!! 24/7!!
Susi a fellow mummer is in a contest come help her out
Sad But True
My job consists of medical emergency calls and today I received one of the worst. I am about to leave for the day and I receive a call from “Jane” but when I answered the call, no one said anything on the other end, I have this rule after me saying Hello three times with no response I normally will hang up. I said Hello three times but something told me NOT to hang up yet. I all of a sudden hear whimpering, obviously this person is crying and I immediately want to help them. I again say, “Hello, can I help you?” I finally get a response, a very weak “yes”. I said, “Are you having a medical emergency?” and she says, “Yes, I was just sexually assaulted and I am in EXTREME pain”. Wow! My heart is aching for this young girl, I say young because I could tell she was under 18. I asked her a bunch of questions, which I am required to do, and her response was this…. “ I was at my boyfriends house when he had to go to the store and so I stayed behind with his FATHER who all of sudden attacked m
A distant pattern in unseen days lifes little lime light in so many ways searching for new through days of time needing that one word to make the rhyme Soulfully seeing through young eyes through day and night she so tries to know herself inside and out but baffled by this undue doubt Confined to secret thoughts beyond her years feeling scared truely alone shown in her tears her mind so tempered her will so strong for this life she could not be wrong Maturity sets in she smiles and knows her decisions of thought uncontrolled a woman now she lives to know that secret inside she held so low Beyond her years she still see's a magic in life beneath the trees some hot as fire some cold as snow before her eyes her life is the show
Guess Who's Back....
It's my sister! Go say hi. :D the M.I.L.F. returns!@ fubar
Already Dying
Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide You found me, Already dying I'm dark and sensative With no self esteem My heart has been shattered I just want to scream Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide You found me, Already dying I cut my self So I don't have to feel My life sucks None of this is for real Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide You found me, Already dying When she says "I love you" I just yell "F**K You" Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide You found me, Already dying You don't love me It's all just a show I'm over you Just to let you know Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide You found me, Already dying The forest is nice There is no light I have a gun and I just might Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide You found me, Already dying As I close my eyes I see you in the distance You say "stop" I say "just listen" Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide You found me, Already dying I have come out Out of me shell Out of this nightmare Out o
I added 2 pictures in my photo album of my baby blue eyes. I hope you enjoy them.
9200to Level
I love you too Four simple little words From the mouths of angels Small in size, but big on heart I love you too Brings a smile to my face A warm feeling all over Letting me know I’m not alone I love you too It’s the antidote, the cure In that instant, all troubles forgotten Knowing that life isn’t a waste Lights of hope in a dark mans existence I love you daddy It’s how I sleep at night And the reason I make it through my days
Roses And Butterflys
I can see where you are I can tell you're enjoying it so far I would love to escape, but now I'm bound by the of burn of your eyes looking on as I'm starting to realize I'm a pawn in your game and this is checkmate As the roses lift their heads to catch a glimpse of my demise you'll be throwing lies around like ocean waves throw down the tides and they are breaking on my shore and the rescue team won't save me now I'm out too far so I'll waste these nights for a while but I'll be holding onto you forever and this is where my heart is cold and torn as I read the words you wrote last night the butterflies are creeping through my spine it's a thrill I can't shake yeah I know we've been writing a mistake but it's hard to erase the feelings I've drawn I was caught in an awkward silence broken down by the sound of your prelude that you played to open our symphony I've been sleeping with the sunrise watching hours pass away incidentally I'm just waiting for the d
"women Only" Parking Lot
> > >New Law: > >With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, >especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has >established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the >parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and >safe environment is created for patrons. > >Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only >parking lot in Minnesota. > > > > >
A Definition of Globalization Everyone Can Understan Finally, here is a definition of globalization anyone can understand: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess riding with her Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, who were riding Japanese motorcycles. Di was treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent around by a Canadian, using American technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to your retailer by Mexican
Hey Alll
i uploaded some new pics you should take a look at :P
Since You Left My Life
to my mom who died August 15,2002. Since you left my life, I feel an emptiness inside, So many mixed emotions, That I can no longer hide. When you left my life, You took a part of me with you, It's so hard not having you here, No matter how many friends try to get me through. Now that your gone, I feel so much pain, Where do I go from here? Can I stop myself from going insane? You left my life way to soon, But you're always in my heart, And even though your gone forever, My love for you will never part.
For My Father... R.i.p.
Things haven't been the same Since you've been gone. For a while I wondered How I'd carry on. The emptiness inside, It aches all the time. That is the reason why I am writing this rhyme. When I finally knew, I didn't know what to do. It happened so suddenly, It just couldn't be true. I watched you pass on, knew you weren't coming home. You'd gone on to Heaven, Where your soul could roam. I cried all day And I cried all night. I say I'm okay, But I'm not quite alright. How can I pretend That I'm not still in pain, And wipe away the tears That fall like rain? I'll remember that day, The day that you left, And your loving face I will never forget. This is my promise, A vow I'll keep evermore: You'll be in my heart Until I reach Heaven's shores. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My dearest daddy 'I love you', I think of you each day. I feel your arms around me, that's how I get through my days. Your looking down upon me, to guide me on my way,
Show Some Love This Will Be Fast
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You Say You Want To Be Friends
You say you want to be friends, But do you mean goodbye? Is that the easy was to end The wish without a why? You owe me nothing, As I owe you equally, and yet There's something in the undertow I cannot just forget There's something lovely like a song That's waiting to be heard Or like the feelings that belong To some unspoken words And so with you I cannot simply Smile and stay aloof I take the risk of asking frankly For the untold truth.
The Light
Erratic behavior in your mind Your soul~It will not unwind! Clenched..deep..between darkness and light You try, ~with every breath of night The endless pain you hold deep within Your soul is shattered,deep in sin Life is broken,Dreams are still Never again ~at free will For that.It was taken and tried Only for your soul to be defied Rage and Anger seeps within Waiting for light to pass ~once again Your mind,ever tempered ~so strong Your heart in soul could never be wrong A reawakening ever so near Light needed to make clear
I Have Learned...
I have learned... In four days I am turning 30 years old. As a young girl 30 seemed so crotchety. Its amazing. How time screams past you. When I was a child I always wanted to be a mom. I wanted to stay at home with my children, drink coffee while watching the sun come up and think of inventive new ideas for the usage of Popsicle sticks. And I have. For 12 years I have swiped snot, kissed boo-boo's and sat through play dates with my children. I have attended parent teacher conferences become a room mother and volunteered to be the "box top" mom. Each holiday I put together 65 *enter holiday here* goodie bags for all the class mates and I have cut out more alphabets then I can name. It has been fun. It has been enlightening. I have enjoyed being here when they wake and kissing them back to dreams. I am 30.....minus 4 days. I feel like I am still 17 in many ways. And I feel older in other ways. I am open with my body, with my sexuality, with my hea
Talk About A Trip
Well 1st of all on this trip to alabama going greyhound ..of stuck on a 4 hour layover in Nashville then anothe rlayover in Montgomery Ala. Supposed to have gotten there by 12:10pm but alas got there at 7:30pm finally also loaded partially that night after riding for 24 hours. Got loaded finally by 7 pm and riding non stop from there back to Muncie and just got here about 45 minutes about fun peeps .
Shower N Stuff
Gonna go grab a shower .. im being taken out for birthday lunch .. if i feel better . and then goin to tan . * YAYYY* .. . Ill be back shortly Hugs n wubs to all my friends Xoxox
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I love to watch people. I love the differences of each human being. I love interacting with people. And most of all I love how people react to me. Walking downtown, in the cool morning I came across a man with a dog. Yeshhhh my very very favorite. I detoured a bit and walked up to him. "Hello" I smiled up at him. He looked down at me and then to his left. " Hi " I tilt my head to the side "May I squeesh your dog?" As he laughed his eyes crinkled at the corners, and smoke slipped out from between his lips. "Hell.... sure!" He glanced down at his dog and issued him a hand command to sit. Kneeling down I held out my hand. "Hiiiiiii squeeeeshy bo beeeeeshy puppy doggy!!!!" His tail swished along the pavement and his body trembled with excitement. His tongue slid out of his mouth as he panted. I placed my hands on his huge head and petted and squished and baby talked and laughed. "I wuv you I do. You should come home with meeeee" My hair touched the gr
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The Most!
Today is the most time I have spent on here & well I had a ball.. Thanks everyone!! I will try to be on as much as I can but I do work sooo darn lol.. & Gwen I love you bunches!!
Life Update
Well, the past couple of months have been interesting, and busy. While I was on leave, we went to Disneyworld, and had a lot of fun. We took my mom and Aunt with us. We all had a lot of fun, and it seemed like we were not there for 5 days. Then we were off to my mom's house for a couple days. I did a lot of work out in the yard, as is par for the course when I go visit. I get no rest time. We went to my dad's house, where they had set a record number of consecutive days with rain. I don't remember how many days, but I know it sucked, it rained everyday. Granted, it would be nice during the day, but in the afternoon it would let loose. My dad had a great idea for while we were visiting. A good friend of the family for many years is scheduled to deploy to the Mideast soon, and I am as well, so he decided he would take us to Lake Texoma for a guided Striped Bass Fishing. It was totally awesome. It was me, my dad, and John. We got to the boat ramp around 5:30, we left
Sometimes You need to be scared To feel pain Anger, rage, lust, jealousy A love like no other A hug from a child Chills from standing in the rain A punch in the mouth Relish in the taste of blood Whatever it takes To make you feel alive
How Was Dinner
how was dinner
So Will Ya Please...
if you please sign my new guestbook so i know where all my hotties are from :) Iwould much appreciate it .. much love to ya! ~Liss
I Could Just Cry
so last night all I wanted was for my kids to go to bed and go to sleep so I could get a little quality time with hubby before he has to sleep. the kids went to bed and spent the next 2 1/2 hours getting up and down for this and that. so tonight, as I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water I catch my daughter playing ballet in her room after I have already spent an hour and a half telling her to be quiet lay down and go to sleep. so I finally took away her music. the same music I have let her keep even though I am always telling her to turn it down- usually followed by "but I can't even hear it" (btw, she keeps it right by her head next to the pillow on the bed!), but I was letting her keep it so she had something to relax to. so I unplugged it. and she screams "you don't have to unplug it!!!!" all banshee style, which I followed with a calm as I could be "yes I do, because I cannot trust you to leave it off like I said to" and I informed her if this attitude did not stop, I wo
Children Are Funny.........
ANGELS EXPLAINED BY CHILDREN Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold." Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it." Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else." Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science." Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!." Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven.The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead." Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado." Reagan, 10 "Angels hav
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If I Died
If I died Would you care? Would you remember me Or notice I wasn't there? If I died Would you be happy? Honest to God truth Would you really miss me? If I died Would your life change? Did I have that big of an effect That your life would now be strange? If I died Would you wonder why? I suppose I never showed All the tears I've cried If I died What would you think? Would you call me pathetic And consider me weak? If I died What would you say? "Thank God she did it I couldn't stand her another day"? If I died Would you miss me? Or would you remember all I wanted Was to just be free? If I died Would you understand? That all I wanted was happiness This was my big plan? If I died Would that be alright? I was just so sick of being alone Every single night If I died Would you be upset? Would you be mad at me And wish we've never met? If I died... No tears should fall Because remember... This was my idea after all
Unloved People
I dwell in the darkness hidden by shadows My heart is frozen Broken and closed I do not know love It's just a word A silly phrase I have heard I know only sadness Pain and deceit I welcome the day That death I meet Alone, scared Cold and unloved Is it the touch? That I want so much My eyes watch The days go bye How long will I live? When will I die? Another tear has dried away My tears are falling rain Caused by all growing sadness and pain I feel a sudden jerk, this is it I fall deeper and deeper My heartbeat slows Weaker and weaker Show me the light Lead me there Where all I feel Is love and care Death I welcome Death is now So many question What? Why? How? My body motionless Lay cold on the floor This is what happens to people Who aren't loved anymore
Inside A Girls Head
When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile ____________________________________________ When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand ____________________________________________ When she wants a hug she will just stand there ____________________________________________ When you break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later ____________________________________________ When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind ____________________________________________ When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply ____________________________________________ When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around ____________________________________________ When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine __________________________
It Would Mean So Much To Me!
Please come and help my friend she could really use the comments she is falling behind even through our undying quest to put her in the lead so!?!
Tomorrow is a big day for me. I am extremely nervous. I have my one year check up tomorrow & it is kind of a big deal. In fact I am not just nervous I am scared shitless. Afraid to hear those words again..."you have cancer". So much has happened in the last year since, my world has literally fallen apart before my eyes. And this time my friends & family aren't here with me. I am truly alone & freaking.
at least talk to me for a minute. then i can live
i just open up the DAY n night lounge stop by for a visit
A U Wondering Whats Up
some how all my photos where deleted
Heres How Misfit Snitched On Herself
keep talkin icerag screenshottin you from now on...gettin my ducks in order to snitch on you
That Kiss
That Kiss Time stands still. There you are, Holding me, Kissing me, Loving me. I never felt more loved in my life! A moment to cherish forever. Real or not, it doesn't matter, You, only you, hold the key to my heart. That kiss, the most significant moment of my life, a fleeting second in time that changed my life forever. That Kiss. Was this just a fantasy, a wish, a dream? A moment that holds my heart as tight as a vise. A moment etched forever into my memory. It feels so real. My skin shivers at your touch. Then, as you lean down to gently kiss my lips again, the alarm awakens me. My fantasy, My wish, My dream. That Kiss
Fuck It.
Can't a bitch ever get a break? Today was a shitty day, starting from the time I woke up until now. Seems like I have more and more days like that. I suck at life.
Why Men Are Happier Than Women!
Why Men Are Happier Than Women! 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can s
Lil Johnny And April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teac
Found A Cat
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." she was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
Thank You!!!
I just wanted to thank all of you for sending cards and all for my birthday. am 37 today and next Thursday I am having surgery so this really uplifted my spirits!!! Thanks again!!! XOXOXO ~Sheli~
Waiting On My Prince-not-totally-charming...
Before I say anything... I first need to thank a great friend for opening my eyes this morning (around 4 am to be exact) Thanks so much for the talk and for sharing what I already knew... Love ya!!!! Once upon a time... I was a little girl. During the day I read my books of fairy tales, and at night I dreamed of the way my life would turn out. On Sunday nights, I parked my butt two inches away from the t.v. Tinkerbell would fly out waving her wand and putting fairy dust on all the letters on the screen, showing that the magic was about to begin. The music would grow, and I would hold my breath with excitement as I watched my favorite stories unfold. Cinderella arrived at the ball, and everyone recognized her as a true princess, and I just knew my day to go to the ball was coming... Sleeping Beauty was sleeping beautifully, dreaming of her prince, and I dreamed of the day that my prince would come... Snow White was singing as she got the dwarfs off to work, and I imagined hu
Another Horcrux
thus.. a little chunk of my soul is torn from me once more... all on account of 10% off when approved. lol.... tomorrow is the big day! back to school (does a mommy victory dance) after dropping them off...(giggles with joy) I will head into work. much to do and one week to do it in. feel the pressure, thrive off of it. I think the vitamin B thing I started taking is actually helping me a little bit. I am not sleeping as well as I should be yet. but with everyone getting on a set schedule in the next week, I am hoping for a small miracle. (they can happen, if you let them)
Open Girls!
Ok, so I figured since I'm in the mood to write, I will get everything off my chest! So, okay, if you've read my profile then you've seen that I am what most people term as "Bi-sexual" meaning, in my case, that I have no problem and actually alot of fun playing around with girls, but when it comes to romantic relationships I stick with men! So I'm sure you can guess that I'm quite fine and dandy with having the occasional 3-some, 4-some, 5-some, whatever! Now, guys, pay cloooose attention here! If you are dating girls like me, and we agree to have a relationship, then that means we want a relationship, it does not mean that, VIOLA!, we are now your gateway to having countless 3-somes with girls. We want to get to know you, trust you, know your mind, your body, your emotions, and then once we're comfortable with each other, THEN we should bring some new fun into the relationship! Guys seem to get the idea of a 3-some in their head and then BOOM, all other thoughts are gone, and a
Health Check
A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping naked on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think, I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband replies, "What did he say about your 50-year old ass?" She replied, "Your name never came up."
What Is Your Weekend Like
what is your weekend like
New Foamy The Squirrel
Rest in Peace, Fucker!
This Is Some Thing I Read And You Should To
Someone pointed out that I didn't post this on this site, and they were quite correct. So I'm rectifying that....If you agree with me, go to BabyJesus' page and post a link to this blog please. Thats all I ask I joined a website back in September, it was called LostCherry. The site was really cool, and had about 220k members. I used to play Y! Pool all the time, so naturally I had a myspace account and talked to people online quite frequently. However, I'd never seen anything like LostCherry before. It was like myspace, but better. You could say what you wanted without fear of Dateline or angry parents tracking you down. You got the option to upload up to FIFTY pictures, wow!! That was amazing. And you get to rate pictures/profiles/blogs, even the bulletins had the ability to comment on them. Plus there were lounges, and everyone had to be 18 to sign up. NO KIDS to worry about!! I was loving it. Instantly, I became an addict. I dropped out of my pool league, and spent all time on
Alright People I Guess No One Wants The Blast Or Vip
Warning To All Men...
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "Beers", men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "Beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are sw
He's Baaaaaack!
My sexy cowboy is back! Will!!! What a hot afternoon that was! Burnt up some threads on those sheets. Thought I'd have to call 911 to put out the flames. It is wild when you find someone who understands your needs and what you like. It took a while for me to allow someone back into my world. I've been stood up, let down, and just plain used. My need was to find someone with love, affection and the same feelings as myself. I've had a wall up like forever and now I think I might have taken it down. I pray he doesn't break my heart. I'm glad I finally heard from him again and that we hit it off. This was the 5th visit...and I think he has my heart. hugs Will luv kris
Rose Leaves
Rose leaves, when the rose is dead, Are heaped for the belovèd's bed; And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone, Love itself shall slumber on.
The Rose
The lily has a smooth stalk, Will never hurt your hand; But the rose upon her brier Is lady of the land. There's sweetness in an apple tree, And profit in the corn; But lady of all beauty Is a rose upon a thorn. When with moss and honey She tips her bending brier, And half unfolds her glowing heart, She sets the world on fire.
The Pain I Feel And Have To Face......
Bette MidlerAdd to My Profile | More Videos I sit here pooring my heart out. I want to go see my Grandpa but he is 200 miles away buried at his resting place. I am so lost right now. I am about to give up and say fuck it all. I am tired of all the shit I got to hold in all the time. I long to put a rose on my Grandpa's grave. But with Bills and Time I don't got nothing on my side. Is someone playing against me,I have no clue. I wish I did... The pain alone is so hard,I can barley breath. I mean I have my Family and my Children and my Husband,And my closet friend.. But I long to break away from it. My heart is in another place. I have not been to put flowers on my Grandfathers grave in 3 years. It would be easier if he wasn't so far away from me.. But he was military. And he earned that right long before I was born. And of top of it.. Every time I try to do something to get ahead and save money. Everything seems to back fire in my face... No o
Holy Fuck Its Friday
A Day To Remember
It's been 18 years today since Mom was buried. It isn't a day that brings sadness anymore, just a day where I think of what there once was in my life. Mom was 51 and had fought various forms of cancer since I had been in middle school. It was kind of ironic that the day I graduated from high school she was admitted to the hospital and we were told she would not last the weekend. And on the day we buried her it was the day of my 5th reunion for HS. Normally I TRY not to look back and dwell on the past, because so much happened that brings me down. But There are times you need to just reflect on life. The past shapes who you have become. Today and tommorrow shape who you will become. SO reflecting is ok, just not dwelling on it lol. Mom and I never got along. Different things were inportant to us. I was so much like Dad.... image, money, those things mattered very little even as I grew up. People mattered.. helping people mattered. but even with our differences I DO
Long Distance Erotic Love
i'm craving your touch it's easy to see i reach down and I caress imagining you inside me i close me eyes and breathe you name i create a fantasy where you do the same i hear you speak i envision your touch a scenario that i've been wanting so much you get me so hot you tell me your desires you taunt and you tease increasing my fire i'm tired of talking i need the real thing no more playing games give me what i need your passion your fury ecstacys release free me excite me nibble and bite me and let me do the same no more long distance erotic love come here let me be your slave
Stolen Blogs
Ok guys I just wanted to let you know that my some of my "story" blogs were copied from my page and placed on someone else's and they are taken the credit for them . Now I my stories aren't the greatest but they are mine none the less. Now I don't mind anyone copying them but its really low to take them without asking and then repost them as your own.
To My Kids
*Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. *Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. *Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles. *Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one if he comes by. *Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned. *Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them. *Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys. *Just for this evening, I will hold you in my
i hurt my knee last night at the gym, actually both of them . what a way 2 start my day .
Stupid Idiots
Yes I changed my mind and Im staying, again. Im just not going to be on here all that much. Mostly because I can't do anything for some reason. The only thing I can do is rate pics. Everything else I have to do an ID check. I don't know why and nobody can tell me. Yes I went to a bouncer and scarpper. Got nowhere, big suprise there. I am only going to post a couple of pics, only a few on my list will even rate them (you know who you are). The reason that I wanted to leave is that I have been letting the internet rule my life of late and I have a lot of things going on in the real world to deal with. Just wanted to clear that up (cause someone thought I was leaving because of them, and you know who you are).
A Great Day
As you could guess in my last blog I was very angry and passionate. I also wrote very badly, in the heat of the moment. But today was different. I had a job interview this morning, and I WOWed them. I got word this afternoon that I was hired. YEY. Being an 'older guy' I have had experience in interviewing, know business, and usually communicate very well. Except last night, of course, when I wrote with passion and poor form. I have been out of solid work for 21 months- almost 2 years. Now I must admit that smack in the middle of that was two surgeries, and recovery time, which accounted for about 7 months. Of course, as an IT (computer geek) type guy, I have had some consulting work in and around there, but not that much. I also had a 2 month job with a, let's call it, 'unique' employer, and he wasn't able to appreciate all I could do for him. But then in the larger scheme of things, it was something to do and earn some buck$ until my real job would find me, which it indeed did.
I Need Fu-bombers Help Plesssseee
Hahahahahahaha So Funny !!!
I just called my best mate Claire and her four year old daughter answered the phone. I said hi babe its Auntie Dani how are you and she responds ... good ... my daddy thinks you're weird. hahahahahahahahahha !!! and I had to bite my tongue because I almost said, thats ok honey, Auntie Dani thinks your daddy is weird too. I dont talk to Shaun anymore. we were very close friends before but we had a falling out after Claire and him broke up earlier in the year. When we were all friends, I would stay up all night till sunrise talking to him, we actually shared a lot of personal things with each other. I kissed him too, with Claire's consent of course !!! they were in a sort of open relationship and well the first time I kissed her and then I kissed him and yeh lol we did other 'stuff' as well ... another time she goes to me, kiss him and tell me how bad a kisser he is, so I got one layed on me (we were drunk again) and the last time he tried to take things too far one night when we were
Tortured, suffering, living in pain haunted by his past she writes a letter to her family and friends and for unknown reasons laughs. she thought she was alone and uncared for she heavens a sigh of grief tears flow freely from her eyes she seeks to find relief. Into her room she silently went her family not to wake takes the revolver from her drawer her hands begin to shake. A loud noise echoes through the house her parents run indred for on the floor with a gun at her side in a pile of blood their child lay dead.
Holy Fuck!!!!!
So I was sitting Reading Rudolph Hoss' Autobiography, eating my breakfast and I get a call from my ex...Normally since two days ago would be fine, but I ask her whats going on since she called me at 7 in the morning, Turns out she and her room mate were drinking at their friends house and her room mate left without my ex's knowledge. So she thought no big deal, I am feeling a little weird(physically) so I'm gonna go home as it is right across the street.She gets up grabs all her things and goes to the door the fucking guy stands up and gets between her and the door, then grabs her arm when she reaches for the door knob...all the while he is telling her it's cool just come back and sit down...So she finally manages to get past him and when she is going down the stairs she starts to feel really weird and falls, This fuck is chasing her and once he got down the stairs he went the wrong way, she went to her friends apt. and immediately passed out...Turns out she got roofied by this fuck! N
Heart Broken
I bore my soul for no reason. Seems as though I have done that alot. But it has left me feeling very empty inside. Its a feeling that I am used to coping with...yet it hurts just as bad this time as it did the last.
Just For My Soldier
i cant wait to see you in september its getting closer miss u and i love you my soldier and so does Lexy Music Video:WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS (by Green Day)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
New Contest
im in a new contest show me some FU-Love click the pic below
Alpha Female
Oh Tricky, Tricky............ I see you. I know what you are up to. Trying to play little games. Trying to breed discontent. Trying to be something you will never be. You think you're going to get away with it? No, I don't think so. If it were up to me you'd bleed. It's not up to me for my Alpha holds the reins. If he ever falters..... I'll be the last thing you see in the dark! © 2005 RayvenRed
Dark Moon
with no one to blame how do you feel using everyone as a stepping stone pretending everything you say is real ive never been one to think im anything always been left behind when the bell of ending rings ill be thought of as blind in the darkness of the moon ive paid the price of life scars are my proof that im in tune and im not completely lost from sight so remember me now and then as you travel on your way remember time that was shared include it in your day black minded devil paints a picture of how I am never letting me surface never seen again slip away dear brother ride on the wave thoughts of it all once again keeping hearts tame
Rules Are Rules..
Ok people the rules are very simple. You rate, I rate. What you rate me, I rate you. Don't be all up in my shout box with WTF did you rate me a 4 for if that is all you rated me. The ONLY time I do not return the same rate is if you are VIP and rate me an 11.. obviously I'm not VIP so all I can give is a 10. Please stop by my page, and read the rules clearly posted on my page. Thanks.
New Pics..coming Soon
i had some pics taken not long ago but i havent had the time to post them yet. as soon as i do some resizing and things like that, i'll get them up. but beware on there man loves for me to dress in costume so the pics are of me dressed up and sexy alice
I Am Starting Dance Lessons
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I Am Leaving
hello to all to my friends i am just writing this to let you know i am deletting my fubar out. i met some nice ppl on here and i am glad i had the chance to talk to you all. your all probably wondering why will i am sick of all the bs that is going on with this site now . its starting to think its a kidding porn . but i hope to keep in touch with you all if you have my yahoo then i know i will. but if not you have 2 days probably to get ahold of me to get it. will i hope you all the best of luck and i am glad we had the chance to talk. when life gives you a lemon make some lemonade with it peace out love ya all lisa aka sassy1
Top 10 Terrific Traits Of Autism
If you're sick of hearing about all the "deficits" challenging people on the autism spectrum, join the club! But for every down side to autism, there seems to be a positive -- an unusual trait that rarely appears among the "typical" community, but shines out among autistic folk. These plusses are well worth celebrating. 1. Autistic People Rarely Lie We all claim to value the truth, but almost all of us tell little white lies. All, that is, except people on the autism spectrum. To them, truth is truth -- and a good word from a person on the spectrum is the real deal. 2. People on the Autism Spectrum Live in the Moment How often do typical people fail to notice what's in front of their eyes because they're distracted by social cues or random chitchat? People on the autism spectrum truely attend to the sensory input that surrounds them. Many have achieved the ideal of mindfulness. 3. People with Autism Rarely Judge Others Who's fatter? Richer? Smarter? For people on the autism
7 Myths Of Autism
1. Autistic People Are All Alike Myth: If I’ve met an autistic person (or seen the movie Rain Man), I have a good idea of what all autistic people are like. Fact: Autistic people are as different from one another as they could be. The only elements that ALL autistic people seem to have in common are unusual difficulty with social communication. 2. Autistic People Don't Have Feelings Myth: Autistic people cannot feel or express love or empathy. Fact: Many -- in fact, most -- autistic people are extremely capable of feeling and expressing love, though sometimes in idiosyncratic ways! What's more, many autistic people are far more empathetic than the average person, though they may express their empathy in unusual ways. 3. Autistic People Don't Build Relationships Myth: Autistic people cannot build solid relationships with others. Fact: While it’s unlikely that an autistic child will be a cheerleader, it is very likely that they will have solid relationships with, at t
Its Not Thankless
I awake. the day has started. Coffee brews and I grab a cup. Dogs dancing at the back door, I let them outside. The children have been up for awhile. Their pajamas strewn about the living room- naked little bodies running rampant I follow behind, scooping up socks and pants and tiny little pairs of underwear, toss them in the hamper on the way to my room. Pull on some shorts, throw my hair back in a ponytail, swallow the hot coffee. Children ready for breakfast, bowls of cereal and cups of milk, everyone munches quietly. No thank you mommy, but I know. My littlest man hops from the table and wraps his arms around my leg. "I wuv uu mooorree mommy" My oldest turns and smiles, his eyes twinkling. The middle boy jumps from the couch into my arms, planting a kiss on my lips. They don't have to say thank you, I know Their smiles, their hugs, even their tears, tell me.
Desperately Seeking Employment
I am looking for work in some type of customer service, I suppose. I'm great in retail, awesome with people, and have training in the medical field.. I reside in North East Ohio, so I'm seeking work near home. Anyone know some place reputable I should check out? I won't do fast food or WalMart. I do, however, welcome all suggestions.
What Ur Bdate Means To U
Your Birthdate: February 24 You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: JuneWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Your Birthdate: October 11 You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move. It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone. Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 You are most compatible with people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, and 29th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Snuggly The Security Bear...
Real Vs. Fake
MyHotComments First of all kisses and hugs to all the friends who have actually blessed my page with madd love u know who u are!! If u are asking urself is she talkin bout me? then the answer is yes!! there are so many fake ass folks up here who say they give love back to all who fan rate and friend me first and all these other stipulations but those very same people with all these rules are not doin what they say!! now i believe in giving a person a few days cuz who knows what they may be doin or how busy they are with life and all that jazz but i would like to see who actually reads these and takes time out to rate people and do all the shit they want you to do for them!! so if u up to it and u real fubar friends then hit me and let me know--p.s. my guestbook is lagging and i need help there too please!! MyHotComments
Oh Yes!!!
So I just self published my first book. I'm excited. :D Book One
Im Deleting
Im deleting from this site as of tomorrow. If you want to keep in touch and you have myspace... add me its see you on the flip side.
Adults Only Survey
Body: Adults Only Survey! Body: 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? If alone...middle...if not...closet to the alarm clock 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? not with myself driving but other people have had to pull over for me 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? at the moment it would be the left cause getting pants over the cast is a pain in the butt 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? yes...and when drunk I dance so everyone can see 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? of course...who didn't 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? not that I can recall but you never know 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? microwave 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? my car since I dont have one 12. Shower or b
My Forum
Here's a forum my dad built and I have my column on there called "Behind The Ropes". Check it out.
Blessed Be
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2850 To Level
We can do a level up under 5,000 when its not happy Hour .Please If you are bored through the day look at the home page we have many added now to level up. Stop by and show some love
Welfare Vs Social Security
When both Welfare & Social Security were created, this country just came out of the depression & WWII was just beginning; the President, at the time, had Polio as a child & had to walk on crutches or be in a wheelchair. He noticed that a lot of the citizens had a lot of troubles getting employment & a lot of them had polio & other disabilities; he even noticed that there were a lot of senior citizens that had no means to get by or live on, till they passed on. So what did FDR do? He created a system for others to live off, till they got back on their feet again: Welfare; & another system where senior citizens wouldn't have to work & could live off of, till they passed on: Social Security. He then started other programs, which would help the main 2 programs & started something we know today as Welfare & Social Security; here's the different between the 2 programs, FDR started way back in the 1930's: WELFARE: This program, that FDR created, is to help people get some money, tem
Pleasin My Man Is What I Do!!!!
She kneels before him, her thighs spread wide, her ass resting on her heels. Her lowered eyes glistening, as her back arches. Her nipples thrust forward, aching, throbbing. Her palms turned upwards, showing her total submission to him. Feeling his hand, grasping her hair, she slides closer between his naked thighs. Her tongue silently traces her lower lip. She leans forward, slightly lifting her ass off her heels. Her nails lightly scraping his inner thighs, ever so lightly tickling the smoothness of his skin. She breathes in His scent, her tongue flickers briefly over his balls. Twisting her tongue wrapping it around, first one ball then the other. Her pussy drips juices down her thigh, clenching her muscles tight. She feels his fingers rake through her hair, she curls her tongue around the smoothness of his balls. Gently she closes her lips around one, her wet tongue curling and flickering against it. Her nails whisper across his thigh, ever so sli
78oo To Level
SHOW SOME LOVE Mittens~Kingdom of Wolves@ fubar
What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?
You Are a Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bean You have a strong, distinct flavor that makes you quite controversial. Some people love you, others wish you would disappear forever. What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?
Really some people have to grow up. Just had 4 images in the CLEAVAGE contest marked NSFW. Blocked two people that might have done it... THIS IS AN ADULT SITE whether you want to admit it or not. if you think it iisn't you really need to have your head examined because your fucking nuts...Ooops i said fucking, have to make this blog NSFW... Sometimes I hate living in this backwards sexually repressed country. Europe is so much more civilized...Does anyone pay attention to the sex crime comparison?? They have far far less then the U.S. Does....
y does everyone hate me that i kno
A Lover's Touch
A lover's touch so soft and sweet, you'd know it anywhere Caressing gently on your cheek, and stroking through your hair His lips brush yours, then kiss again, his tongue your lips divide You sense his touch upon your breast, and let those fingers glide Slowly now his hand does squeeze, drawing all around The silken cloth about that breast, a nipple to be found He rolls it softly back and forth, to build your own desire Knowing that each tease he makes, fans your body's fire And then he slips his mouth onto, the vee your blouse reveals Opening each button then, more kisses he now steals And when at last your blouse is open, to share you with the moon His hands return to stroke and touch, but it is none to soon You arch your back with the cupping, of your breasts you see And then his lips cover more, to tease and taste of thee As passion grows your hands entwine, within his silken mane Pulling him to your lips, so you may kiss again And then his hand slips away,
I Wonder If It's True
This or ThatThe Best FriendYou are that person who would be the perfect best friend... You would give up everything for your friends even if it means compromising something for yourself... You are that person who someone knows that they can tell anything to and you won't get mad or tell anyone else!Click Here to Take This QuizQuizzes and Personality Tests
Just Saying Hello
Hello to all my friends just letting everyone kow things are good right now. has been pretty hot here during the daytime but nice at night. have a good day all.
And Now For Myself.... I Ask For Ur Help
Ok, so here's the deal. I have a doctor appointment today. I will be having an annual check up, (ladies u know what i mean) but at the same time, i will be tested for 3 different types of cancer. Ovarian cancer, cancer of the uterus, and skin cancer. Yes i said 3. This is the 2nd time i'm being tested for ovarian cancer... :( i have been sick quite often lately.. and the docs just havent figured out what is going on with me, but when they decided to listen to me and realize how much cancer runs in my family, they decided to run tests... DUH!!! Gosh, some of us have to suffer for long periods of time before doctors will listen to us. That's just not right. Please Pray, and keep me in your thoughts... I will let you know what happens as soon as i get any news.
The Windows Of Heaven
"GOD *.*.*.OPENED * ...*.*. THE WINDOWS * * .* *.*.*.* OF HEAVEN .*) .*) *.*.*LOOKED AT ME . (... *.*.*.**.*.*.*AND ASKED, ..*(...) .*.*.*.*.* **.*. *WHAT IS YOUR * ....(...) * . * . * .* *DREAM * .*.. *....* (...) * .*FOR .. *..(...). *....* .*TODAY? .* ... *.... * *. * . * .**I . * . * . . * . *.*. * . **ANSWERED: __00000___00000 *.*. * .* .*GOD, _0000000_0000000. * . * .*TAKE _0000 OOOO 00000. * . * .*CARE __0000000000000 * . ** .*OF THE ___00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON _____0000000 * . *. * . ** *.*THAT _______000 * . *. * * * .*.*IS ________0* . * .. ** .. * .*.*READING . * .. ** .. * . * . * .* . *.*THIS . * . (.. *** /) * .*.*.*MESSAGE, * . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE * . * (_ /|.. _) . *.* THIS PERSON IS * . * . /___.. * . .* .*SO . * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL! T0DAY IS BEST FRIEND DAY SEND THIS T0 ALL Y0UR FRIENDS & BACK TO ME, IF I AM 1.
This Friend And I , No Longer Even Talk.
Will we be friends again? Tonight,I sit and wonder about us. Why do I even try to be your friend. Everysince that day came and tore us apart, I do nothing but care. It seems every little thing gets in the way. I just sit and hope and pray. You are like a sister to me, and I dont have one to call my own. I told you how I feel and held you when you needed it most. Now when I need you , and you dont even look my way. You say our kids need space, and I think so do we. Maybe then we can be back where we used to be.
Questions about your home (Finally, a different kind of survey!) 1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now? We use bar soap and body wash. 2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? - not at the moment. 3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator? -not at the moment 4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink? - 3 5. What would you change about your living room? - newer couches 6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? - clean. i know i need to empty it. 7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry? - no 8. White or wheat bread? - both 9. What is on top of your refrigerator? - its my second medicon cabnit and theres a bib or two up there too. 10. What color is your sofa? - oatmeal and wood its prett but needs replacing. 11. What color or design is on your shower curtain? - walmart specal froggies whole bathrooms done up like that. 12. How many plants are in your home? - in home none. 13. How many can
Quote Of The Day...
Bacteria is sometimes the only culture people have!
why am i being bashed on for being a lesbian?
One More Time For The Cause!!!!
123,000 To Godfather
123,548 to GODFATHER and WE all can do it :D:D OK...There is several Happy Hours comeing this lady ALL the love ya can...We all want to be GODFATHER and she shows everyone LOTZ a LOVE fornicates™@ fubar
Little Bobby
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my birthday. Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday . Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. ************ ** Letter 1 Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Bobby ************ ** Bobby knew that this
A Bit Of Both...
Recruiting Post
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News Paper Articles
News Paper Articles Bomb kills area soldier A 24-year-old soldier from the area died in Iraq on Saturday, according to his wife. Christina Penrod said her husband, Army Spc. Justin Penrod, died Saturday when a sniper in Baghdad killed a U.S. soldier. Spc. Penrod and seven other soldiers rushed the house where they thought the gunman was holed up. One stepped on a buried, pressure triggered bomb at the house. Penrod and three other soldiers died; four more were wounded in the blast. Penrod's family lives in Danville and he and his wife lived in Mahomet before moving to Fort Stewart in Georgia. Penrod, who lives at Fort Stewart with the couple's 8-month-old son, Colin, said she learned of her husband's death when two military personnel came to her door Saturday. "I fell on the floor crying," Christina Penrod said. "I don't even remember what they said to me." Spc. Penrod was on his second tour of duty in Iraq, his wife said, and he'd left for Iraq in July after
I Wanna Go Home
I guess its my fate to be alone. No matter what I do I still cant get there I cant come home. I'll never feel your arms holding me tight, I'll never hear your heart beat next to my ear at night. I won't get to feel your touch or taist your lips each day for I cant come home, I'm to far away. Now the tears they come and the pain is so deep and I keep asking God Why are you doing this to me? I just want a little happiness Someone to love me true I just wanna go home Dont you want that to?
2pm til 4:30am. I was at work... for 14 and a half fucking hours. And what do I do when I get home? turn on this fucking computer and dick around for however long... I'm a genius ain't I? Bleh. Anyways.. off for the next four days, besides a two hour training meeting on Saturday. Who wants to hang out?? XOXO
4168 To Level A Leveler
Spread The Legs And Go At It!
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To
Mandy (part 4)
I woke up Saturday morning and realized that Mandy was not in bed next to me. I pulled on some nylon basketball shorts and headed downstairs. I heard some clanging in the kitchen so I headed that direction. As I walked into the kitchen my mouth dropped open. Mandy was standing at the stove, facing away from me, cooking breakfast. She was wearing a yellow apron...and that was it! The color looked wonderful next to her dark tan but I really loved the fact that her back was exposed and her sexy butt cheeks were showing for all the world to see. least for me to see. Mandy spun around. "Good morning handsome," she said with a huge smile. She skipped over to me and gave me a big hug, planting a kiss right on my chest. "Are you hungry? I am making some breakfast." She walked back over to the stove. " smells great." "My mom has made sure that Sandy and I know how to cook so we can help out when she works late." "Wonderful." I sat down on a stool at the counter as she put
Everyday, Ordinary American Men
Ideas needed, looking for a New Car, something not that expensive but good on gas, and good for a college student, any ideas on cars.
Facing This On My Own....i Don't Know If I Can Do This
Well Galen got baker acted yesterday for 3 days and I am having to deal with him not being here by myself. I feel like a big part of me is being ripped out right now. I had a nervous breakdown and they had to hospitalize me overnight. I got to where I was supposed to be (same place as him) and they tell me that I can't see him or talk to him and then they tell me that he has told them that he doesn't know me. I was put in a room by myself while he got to run around talking with the other females. I got pissed off and told the hospital that they weren't helping me by keeping me in the hospital and that i just wanted to go go. So needless to say I am out and i am just waiting on him to get out. I am trying to be strong, but he is my rock and i depend on him for everything. if anyone has been through this please let me know. I really need encouragement right now.
82,000 To Godfather
Its time for a new God Mother on Fubar.She's about 82.000 off of God Mothering. Please during Happy Hour stop by and rate her pictures and stash. She's a leveler and is always helping everyone else level up. So for todays target on happy Hour hit her and spank her hard. Kimmy@ fubar
Tongue Twister
If Big bats could blow big bubbles, how big would big bats blow big bubbles? Big bats would blow big bubbles as big as big bats could blow big bubbles.
Something Here To Offend Everyone!
something here to offend everyone! What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase c
AMERICAN SOLDIERS Rate You fight for my freedom and protect my future from any who try to destroy it, You watch out for me while I sleep in the night, You are always putting your life on the line, whenever some terrorist tries to mess with my freedom, You do so much for me, and in return, I am going to serve you, I am going to fight for your freedom, and to protect your family's future, I am going to watch over you, and your family, while you sleep, I am going to put my life on the line, whenever some terrorist tries to mess with you and your family's freedom, I am a dog on a leash, just waiting to be let go.
Top Ten Most Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down....
Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.... 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts
Mariah Carey-we Belong Together
I didn't mean it When I said I didn't love you so I should have held on tight I never should've let you go I did nothing I was stupid I was foolish I was lying to myself I could not fathom that I would ever Be without your love Never imagined I'd be Sitting here beside myself I didn't know you I didn't know me But I thought I knew everything I never felt The feeling that I'm feeling now Now that I don't Hear your voice Or even touch or even kiss your lips Cause I don't have a choice What I wouldn't give To have you lying by my side We belong together When you left I lost a part of me It's still so hard to believe Come back baby please We belong together Who else am I gonna lean on When times get rough Who's gonna talk to me Till the sun comes up Who's gonna take your place Baby nobody else We belong together I can't sleep at night When you're all on my mind Bobby Womack's on the radio Singing to me 'If you think you're lonely now' Wait a
Hold Me Close
Let's Fly To The Heaven's, Soar Through The Clouds, Together Forever Until Our Time Runs Out, Hearts And Souls That Run About. We'll Run Together Until The End Of Time, Through The Heartaches And The Pain. The Fear Of Being In Love,And Drowning In The Rain, In The End We Will Rise Above It All, So My Prince,Just Remember This, When You Feel As If You Are Alone, My Heart Will Always Be Your Home, Through I Kno You Can't Love Me, The Way I Wish You Could, It Doesn't Matter A Bit,As Long As You're With Me, So Hold Me Close,Let Me Breathe You In, I'm In Too Deep,Consumed By Your Words, I'm Fallin Deeper And Deeper Into Your World, I'm Losing Myself,Or Couldn't You Tell, I Can't Seem To Escape This Spell, My Mind Is A Mist,My Vision Blurred, The Only Clear Thing Is You In My World, Make Me Feel Like I'm Beautiful In Your Eyes, Make Me Laugh When I Want To Cry, You Gave Me Confidence When I Had None Before, You Took My Hand And Lifted Me Off The Floor, You Made Me Lo
Hip Hop Cd Of The Year
i just got the necro-death rap cd i find it really fucking good its all bout murdering killing sex and drugs everything a guy with hate likes well since a girl called me a nutcase thats what im like i guess but im not a murderer im more about drugs sex and alcahol ha if your looking for a good cd get that one or mine when it comes out where charging 15 bucks for it keep a eye out litterly lol
Why Does He Have To Be Such An Ass
Well, first of all, As most of you know i am not having the best marriage. LOL I guess you could say my sex life is null and void. He told me the other night that the reason he wont have sex with me is because its bad for his EGO because i dont have an orgasam. Well his version of foreplay is me "getting" give him a BJ. So of course i dont. I have tried to explain to him that a woman needs to be turned on as much as a man to perform. Well, anyway last night he went outta town for a meeting. He was coming back home last night so he called me and ask what i was fixing for dinner. I jokeingly told him that i had something for him to eat. He got pissed at that and accused me of having someone here. All i wanted to do was flirt with him and maybe try to make things a little exciting. He never goes down on me either. Which is why he may have got pissed because i know he wont. But thats not the way i meant it. He wouldnt even speak to me when he got home last night. Then this morning he tried
This Man I Know
This man I know, he walks with me. And he goes each place I go. By face he looks a lot like me, And I feel this man I know! He tends to me when I'm sleeping! And he prays with me each night. When night falls through the shadows, I know it will soon be light! This man I know, he always cares; No one can say where he's been. If he is the keeper of my soul, Someone had to let him in! He greets me with a southern drawl, And he says, you've made my day! But your heart, it must not linger On this road where sinners play! So, linger not on this lonely street, And, friend, stay off this sinner's road. My burdens are much too heavy now To take on yours heavy load!
Please Dont Cry
Open your angel eyes wide don’t get lost in the lavender sky shake all the stars from your hair taste your sweet, salty, bitter skin cut the poison from your tongue don’t sleep beneath the candy acid sun please don’t follow the fairy dust Don’t sleep to heavy in your cherry blossom bed peel the razor peddles from your skin don’t get lost in the fairy dust don’t look at the fairy don’t look at the fairy that fairies not pretty she's ugly, evil and deadly are you still dying are you still dying Peddle red peddle blue, kill the fairy end the doom peddle red peddle blue, the girl power will save you peddle red peddle blue, if your crazy then so am I are you still dying in the fairy dust are you still dying are you still dying kill the fairy
Girls Are Like Apples
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something's wrong with them when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along. The one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Listen And You'll Hear The Other Boot Fall...
So...I finally thought I was gonna get my chance at happiness...but *BUZZ* Wrong again! Ive been seeing this guy, some of you know that already. He's an old boyfriend infact. We were once engaged as kids, I was 18 he was 19. He went in the service, we broke up. I missed him always, he says the same about me...yadda, yadda, yadda.. No sense in dwelling on the mushiness of this relationship now.. Anywho.. Things were going along just fine..we were hanging out (no sex involved), just hanging as friends..although all the old feelings have come back between us. We decided to wait on any huge commitments becuz unfortunately he's going thru the end of a very messy divorce. So tonight he calls, tells me its over..after professing his love to me..Its over becuz the ex-bitch has decided she's pregnant...and its his.. Uhm..hello? They havent been together in over 9 months. Everything was going swimmingly with the divorce til he moved she's pregnant? Neither of us belie
Anyone And Everyone!
Please help Luscious Blonde comment, she needs lots of comments by the 17th at midnight EST. Just click on her pic then comment the heck out of it. Scott
A Thought
"A THOUGHT" how long have i been in this world? so over whelmed by this places cheapest form's life is getting harder to tread, with these thoughts going threw my head. if i just had you everything would be alright, and if i could just see you , this darkness i would try to fight, i know you didnt want me to die, so why am i six feet under, can you hear my cryies barely surviving is all i've known, cause i'm so used to living alone, by;Paul A. 8-16-7 Is My Life.
This is gonna be kinda long and rambling.....but bear with me.....a lot in my head that needs to come out...... You know, I get a lot of people that tend to look at me strange when I talk about my life and about the crap that life has thrown at me over the years….as if they don’t believe me….as if I exaggerate to what extent life seems to enjoy making me miserable. That for every ounce of happiness that seems to sneak it’s way into my life, there’s a pound of pain and sorrow that comes along with it. That life just wants to tease me with happiness….to allow me just the tiniest taste of happiness….as if to just dangle in front of me what I could have only to snatch it away just before I’m able to grab it. And I’m sure that there’s some on here that have heard what I’ve had to say since joining this site, and believe that I’m just like every other fake on here. That I have a little act that I do when I get on here…..a mask that I wear. Well, allow me to prove to you doubters othe
August 18, 2007
Spend some quality time with friends today, even if you have to cancel other appointments or make room for them some other way. A little relationship maintenance never hurt anyone, and you could use it about now.
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I'm Very Sad
I just found out a couple of days ago that my favorite chat room disabilities-r-us is closing. Because some idiots decided to try to part the chat room and create their own and stab the owner in the back. I HATE people saying that they are going to help someone out and instead the HURT that person. Now, that they decided to stab this poor man in the back I am losing my family of 8 wonderful years. This saddens me and I wish there was something i could do to change it. Not so much the fact that the chat room is closing. Yes it will be greatly missed and it is still dearly needed. But, most importantly I am afraid that the owner does not understand how needed and supported HE is. The hard part is to get that across to him.
Lets Do This
SHES GOT 196,000 TO GODFATHER...SHOW HER SOME LOVE ONLY ON HAPPY HOURS Pєяĸy Mя. Đ's Wife Owner of the O.C.L Tracy's FU- Mistress@ fubar
Baptising A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk; when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the "Smell of alcohol," whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready To find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus". By this time the preacher is at his wits end, and dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pu
Sorry To All My Fubar Friends!!
Hello to all my Fubar friends!!! First of all "I'M SORRY TO ALL MY FURBAR FRIENDS THAT THINK I HAVE PUSHED YOU AWAY!" I still love all of you!!! OK now, I've got a butt load of emails and shout about not being on here that much lately, I'm very sorry!! I'm sorry that I haven't been on that much in the past few of months. I have alot of things going in my life right now, getting a new job and a new girlfriend. WOOHOO!! ha-ha So, I have been spending a lot of time with her and all. Plus 2 of my life time friends are moving out of state, today, so I've been spending alot of time with them as well. I love spending time with you guys so I'm going to make more time for all of you. I'm sure all of you know how it is when you first start dating someone new, you spend every free minute you have with them. I'm not sure if it is love or not but it's very strong, what ever it is!! DAMN STRONG!! :-p So this is me saying I'm very sorry to all my friends!!!! Love ya all!!! Michael
just tired of everything.....i feel like im a worthless piece of shit that isn't even good enough. i dont know what to think anymore. maybe i should stop trying and just give up period. im tired of this life...i dont even care anymore. im dying on the inside anyway and im just not wanting to care or live anymore. if you hate me for my words...oh well, you just dont understand nor will anyone ever understand or even care. i just can't live with this sadness anymore. it's killing me slowly each and every day! and i dont even know wny im bothering with this blog.
If You
If you love me then come to me If you want me then show me Don't hide behind the fear for my love is right here You are a man of greatness an can do so much So open up your heart and feel the love You know what you want an so do I So why don't we just give it a try
Amor Would You
would you write me a love letter just because would you have it filled with so much love would you show in it what your heart desires would you cover it with hearts an flowers would you write me a love letter with every fiber of your being would you make sure that each an every sentence has meaning would you write me a love letter just to say you care would you send even if I was right there would you write me a love letter to say you wont ever leave would you let me know that you would miss me would you write me a love letter just because
Ac/dc - Back In Black
Huevos Habaneros (eggs Havana Style Recipe)
Serving Size : 4 Amount Measurement Ingredient Preparation Method -----SAUCE----- 1/4 cup pure Spanish olive oil 1 small onion finely chopped 1 small green bell pepper finely chopped 2 cloves garlic finely chopped 1 cup tomatoes, canned drained and chopped or prepared tomato sauce 1/2 cup pimiento drained finely chopped 2 tablespoons dry sherry salt to taste fresh ground black pepper to taste -----EGGS----- 8 large eggs 4 tablespoons butter salted salt to taste fresh ground black pepper to taste 1 tablespoon chopped parsley finely chopped for garnish Preheat oven to 350=B0. In a medium-size skillet over
Egg-breaded Steak Recipe
6 thin steaks 6 thin slices of swiss cheese 6 thin slices of ham 1 whole lemon, juiced 1 whole recipe of sofrito (scroll down a few recipes to find it) salt, onion, garlic powder to taste For Breading 1 cup bread crumbs 2 eggs Follow instructions for breaded steak, prepare basic sofrito. When ready to serve, place slice of ham on top of each steak and then a slice of cheese on top of ham. Place steaks in a baking dish, place 2 spoonfuls of sofrito mixture over every steak. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 C) until cheese melts. Serve with salad.
I Am Sorry
Sorry I don't have any more "I'm sorry's" left to give I have given away, sold, and thrown away all that I had left I have swept all the little crumbs of my meekest confessions from under my bed I have cleaned out my closet and given all my apologies to charity They don't fit me anymore anyway. I am tired of I'm sorry, and I am tired of being sorry for it I am tired of feeling guilty for being sexy, light-skinned and pretty I am tired of trying to fit in with everyone else's guilt, and trying to squeeze into my own So I am not sorry anymore. I am not sorry if your man wants me, or your girlfriend hates me I am not sorry that I tried, that I was hurt, that I was a lover, a best friend,That I was hurt That three years of loving, fucking, cooking, cleaning, playing doll house for you, laughing, dancing, and just being your woman was thrown back in my face I am not sorry that like lye, I was blinded, burned, injured- From having my time, my l
Youre My Friend
To all my special angels... It's good to have friends like you. Do the stars sparkle when you open this? I await your answer this is really neat You're My Friend Remember to FORWARD if you want the animation to show up. "Replying" will cancel it out You MUST pass this ROSE on to at least 5 people in the hour of receiving this rose.PLEASE You're My friend, my companion,through good times and my buddy through happy times.,beside me you stand, beside me you walk you're there to listen,you're there to talk,with happiness,with smiles,with pain and tears, I know you'll be there, through out the years you are all good friends to me! ! and I am grateful to you.
Shes Always There To Help You
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I bite my nails. 2. I like to lay down upside down on my couch to watch tv sometimes. :0) 3. I like to sit in the middle of doorways for no reason at all. 4. I sing along with most commercials. 5. I love to bake food and don’t eat damn near any of the food I bake. 6. I cant stand feet! Not even my own. YUCK! Well my babies have cute toes :0) 7. My mom knocked one of my teeth out when I was a little kid. 8. That same women who I called mom has beaten the ever living life out of me numerous times in my life. 9. I have tried to commit suicide 3 times in my life. Think about it often still. 10. And last but never least…Wh
Just Call It Mood Music Lol
kinda expresses the mood im in right now............. Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know Lyrics I want you to know, that I'm happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me Would she go down on you in a theatre Does she speak eloquently And would she have your baby I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able To make it enough for you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, till you died But you're still alive And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away it's not fair to deny me of the cross i bear that you gave to me you, you, you ought to know You, you, you oughta know You seem very well, things look peaceful I'm n
That's It.
The only Merch person I happen to like is the kid for I Am Ghost. He's funny as well. Silverstein's merch dude was two seconds away from getting jawed.
Butter Beer
Butter Beer A warm yummy treat from Bill's Grill - inspired by Hogwart's! 1 cup (8 oz) club soda or cream soda ½ cup (4 oz) butterscotch syrup (ice cream topping) ½ tablespoon butter Step 1: Measure butterscotch and butter into a 2 cup (16 oz) glass. Microwave on high for 1 to 1½ minutes, or until syrup is bubbly and butter is completely incorporated. Step 2: Stir and cool for 30 seconds, then slowly mix in club soda. Mixture will fizz quite a bit. Step 3: Serve in two coffee mugs or small glasses; a perfectly warm Hogwarts treat for two!
My Yearbook Link
Im Cheating On You With This Man....(atleast When I Dream)*drools*
Rules Of Love
1. You must love yourself first. Your relationship with yourself is the central template from which all others are formed. Loving yourself is a prerequisite to creating a successful and authentic union. How you perceive and treat yourself is how others will perceive and treat you. 2. Partnering is a choice. The choice to be in a relationship is up to you. You have the ability to attract your beloved and cause the relationship you desire to happen. 3. Creating love is a process. Moving from "I" to "we" requires a shift in perspective and energy. Being an authentic couple is an evolution, from connection to commitment. 4. Relationships provide opportunities to grow. Your relationship will serve as an unofficial "lifeshop" in which you will learn about yourself and how you can grow on your personal path. 5. Communication is essential. The open exchange of thoughts and feelings is the lifeblood of your relationship. 6. Negotiation will be required. There w
Still miss him. Even though I shouldn't. I need someone to knock me in the head a few times to get him out of it. Argh.
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Loves Holiday
Without a doubt one of my favorite all time love songs... and yes I am old enough to remember when it came out... lol ♥ ♥ ♥ Would you mind if I touch, If I kiss, if I held you tight In the morning light Would you mind if I said how I felt tenderly tonight Again cause I never ever felt this way in my heart before Love has a holiday in my heart tonight Would you mind if I looked Into your eyes till Im hypnotized And I lose my pride Would you mind if I make love to you till I'm satisfied Again cause I never ever felt this way in my heart before Love has a holiday in my heart tonight
Michael Vick
Should (as I believe) Michael Vick, one of the most financially successful and talented players ever to step onto the playing fields of the NFL be banned from the league for life for his admitted role in the sick and twisted practise of dogfighting or not?
My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon
I spent most of last night dragging this lake for the corpses of all my past mistakes sell me out - the joke's on you we are salt - you are the wound empty another bottle and let me tear you to pieces this is me wishing you into the worst situations I'm the kind of kid that can't let anything go but you wouldn't know a good thing if it came up and slit your throat Your remorse hasn't fallen on deaf ears rather ones that just don't care cause I know that you're in between arms somewhere next to heartbeats where you shouldn't dare sleep Now I'll teach you a lesson for keeping secrets from me Take your taste back peel back your skin and try to forget how it feels inside you should try saying no once in a while oh once in a while And did you hear the news? I could dissect you and gut you on this stage not as eloquent as I may have imagined but it will get the job done (you're done) every line is plotted and designed to leave you standing on your be
OK so I went to check the mail and this was the sight that greeted me Does anyone know what they are? They look like they used to be some kind of bug..I say used to be..because those "shell" things are empty.
So Happy.
I just looked up some information and realized that i'll get to see little bro two days in a row. :D
50 Questions
1. When you want to have "you" time, what do you do? Watch movies, listen to music, take a shower, sit online 2. Are you comfortable with answering personal questions? Most of the time. 3. Have you ever cried and didn't know why? yup..thats the beauty of being pregnant 4. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life? since my daughter was born 5. Have you ever found someone of your same sex sexy? Yes 6. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it? No been there done thaT 7. What did you do at your lowest point in life? I'm not going to say... 8. What brought you back from that? Family 9. Have you ever envisioned your own wedding? Yup. 10. When is the last time you personally made someone else cry? Can't remember. 12. Do you eat a healthy diet? no way 13. What part of your looks are you the most complimented on? my eyes 14. Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends? no way i hate all of them
Something I Follow When It Comes To Parenting
Second Philosophy - TO THE CHILDREN As an eagle prepares its young to leave the nest with all the skills and knowledge it needs to participate in life, in the same manner so I will guide my children. I will use the culture to prepare them for life. The most important thing I can give to my children is my time. I will spend time with them in order to learn from them and to listen to them. I will teach my children to pray, as well as the importance of respect. We are the caretakers of the children for the Creator. They are his children, not ours. I am proud of our Native language. I will learn it if I can and help my children to learn it. In todays world it is easy for the children to go astray, so I will work to provide positive alternatives for them. I will teach them the culture. I will encourage education. I will encourage sports. I will encourage them to talk with the Elders for guidance; but mostly, I WILL SEEK TO BE A ROLE MODEL MYSELF. I make this commitment to my ch
Fbi, Cia, And Lapd
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
This Is For "you Know Who You Are"
Do men really think that a woman wants to be "second best" to another woman? A woman of my caliber and education and personality and sex appeal? Come on now...I deserve to be someone's NUMBER 1 and never put to the back burner. So, without callin out names, please don't think of me as anything LESS than the best for someone ELSE! You didn't hurt my feelings and I have nothing but love for you and I hope and pray that she don't hurt your feelings like you did mine. But I am a big girl and a whole lot more than she will ever be. I have the world to offer to someone who deserves it and I can't wait to give it to him when I find him. I will always be here as a friend to you but not as "the other woman" or the one you call when your girl ain't available to have phone sex with you! LOL...My eyes have been opened wide today and I thank you! Carry peace wherever you may go and I hope this is what you truly wanted! Much love for you all and remember...treat people as you want to be treated caus
I Have A New Fubar Site
I am going to delete this one so if anyone would like to continue to be a friend and fan visit my new site. I feel like I can concentrate more on my real friends and fans that way instead of going through and deleting people from this one. Here is the link
Cry Baby In Shout Box Over Mumms Yet Again
crystal..{...: ok bye ->crystal..{...: waaaaaaa waaaaaa thats th eway mumm swork ->crystal..{...: lol this is th enet not for friends and she stated her opnion dont post mumms if ya cant deal crystal..{...: i didnt post my mumm to get treated like that crystal..{...: what i was trying to get help with is if i should delete them or not,this place is for friends,not rude people like punkin ->crystal..{...: hmm yes u are getting laughed at for carin about what people think of you who are on the net crystal..{...: compare my votes,if im getting laughed at ->crystal..{...: feel free to rate ones all u want ->crystal..{...: i put my pics on private to avoid pervs ->crystal..{...: they dont we were all laughing at you crystal..{...: hey,i thot rates didnt matter,proved my point ->crystal..{...: come to show me some love all my shit is private hahahahah
Drunken Ramblings
I will keep this as clean as possible for those of you at work. I am sitting awake bored in the dark with only this computer to keep me from going insane. What is it about my personality that makes me NOT trust anyone. I expect the worst from people and Im pretty sure it's just because that's what I've seen from the majority of the people I let into my life. The cold dark mean side of people. I guess I just bring out the worst in people
you know you'd think after taking Graphic Communications for four years in high school, I'd be able to draw a straight line....
* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. * Police were called to a day care cente4r where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. * Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. * The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. * To write with a broken pencil is pointless. * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. * The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. * A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. * A thief fell and broke his leg in wet concrete. He became a hardened criminal. * Thieves who steal corn from a garden could also be charged with stalking. * We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. * When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. * The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. * The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. * The dead batteri
i want to thank all of my friends for careing for me and thanks for the gifts and comments you guys rock im doing better today and its not raining the sun is out again thanks guys for being there for me
Angels Song
Life is changing I can't go on without you Rearranging. I will be strong I'll stand by you (You were fighting everyday) (So hard to hide the pain) (I know you never said goodbye) (I had so much left to say) One last song Given to an Angel's Son As soon as you were gone As soon as you were gone I have a new life now She lives through you What can I do I Feel so alone now I pray for you We still love you I can't believe you're gone I can't believe
Fade 2 Black
Life it seems,will fade away Drifting further everyday Getting lost within myself Nothing matters no one else I have lost the will to live Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me Need the end to set me free Things not what they used to be Missing one inside of me Deathly lost this can't be real Can't stand this hell i feel Emptiness is filling me To the point of agony Growing darkness taking dawn I was me, but now he's gone No one but me can save myself, but it's too late now I can't think, think why I should even try Yesterday seems as though it never existed Death greets me warm,now I will just say goodbye.(goodbye)
Warm butter through the skin and cold steel, Like a pressure valve, Like a song. So sweet and kind and fierce, With broken bottles, And sexy. Just touching what you want, Just grasping at its tail, Sliding around muscle and bone Loving and careful Ripping dashing gashing With a Coke can edge. The only real thing You can feel, Just about the only thing that gets through anymore. Somehow the line along metaphor and reality Seems to balance on a razor blade So nicely, Precisely. Like scalpels and switch blades, Not the conjunction of pain and pleasure, But of suspicion and proof-- It’s all the same, Just a new way of doing it. So maybe you suffer too, But at least I can see mine. Bailisk
Im Leaving On A Jet Plane
So, i flight out to connecticut tomorrow. what are you going to do without me for four days? meh, i think youll survive. ill have no internet connection and no cell phone service unless i go up to the ledge. sooo, try to stay sane while im gone. i have to start packing. lovies. -73h c0u|27
LMAO... ok... hmm... I love Appletinis... but usually go for Margaritas, Wine or Jack and Coke... hmmm... You Are a a Martini Woman Truly classy and refined, you drink like a lady. You know how to hold your liquor, and you always keep your composure. And you demand the same in a guy - especially if he can remain a gentleman while drunk. You prefer to date successful men, who can pay for your quality drinks.
The Passionate Shepherd To His Love
Another all time fav poem... Come live with me and be my love, And we will all the pleasures prove That valleys, groves, hills, and fields, Woods, or steepy mountain yields. And we will sit upon rocks, Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks, By shallow rivers to whose falls Melodious birds sing madrigals. And I will make thee beds of roses And a thousand fragrant poises, A cap of flowers, and a kirtle Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle; A gown made of the finest wool Which from our pretty lambs we pull; Fair lined slippers for the cold, With buckles of the purest gold; A belt of straw and ivy buds, With coral clasps and amber studs; And if these pleasures may thee move, Come live with me, and be my love. The shepherds's swains shall dance and sing For thy delight each May morning: If these delights thy mind may move, Then live with me and be my love. Christopher Marlowe 1599
Ghost Rider Would Like To Level Up
Happiness. =)
I get to go home now. Its funny I was sitting in the hallway earlier thinking about how suck ass it is to spend 8 hours of the day at work. I think that's why I always try to stay up til 12 or 1 in the A.M. Oh well. Have a good evening luvs!
One Last Scar
The rain was falling fast, The wind was blowing hard, That night she took the knife, And made her one last scar, She woke up that morning, And just couldn't shake the pain, She was sick and she was tired, And she was always so ashamed, Looking in the mirror, Only invited hurtful tears, So she went into the bathroom, And got the cutting sheers, She went to school that day, And tried hard to hide the incisions, But everyone already knew, About her ?terrible decisions? Then when she got home, Her parents just didn't care, She really needed to talk to them, But they just couldn't be there, A recent suicide attempt, Had stolen their attention, So the only thing she really felt, Was complete and total rejection, She went up to her room, And tried to talk to her ?best friend?, But she didn't want to listen, She didn't want to help her mend, Then she turned on her music, Hoping it would calm her down, Something inside must have broken, Because insid
Analingus Lesson
Top Five Tips for Eating Ass 1. Clean up Cleanliness is even more of a issue with analingus than with traditional oral sex. Taking a sexy bath or shower together is a relaxing form of foreplay and will allow your partner to get squeaky clean. You or your partner should soap their butt and asshole, inserting a finger into the rectum, and rinse thoroughly with warm water. An enema usually isn't necessary if you wash well. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Ease in Let you partner relax and get comfortable with you exploring their posterior before you bury your tongue in their ass. Massage their back and buttocks, kiss and caress their thighs and ass cheeks. Spread their cheeks and blow warm breaths over their hole. Lick, suck, and nibble their butt, perineum (the area of skin between the asshole and genitals), and the skin around their pucker. Get everything warm, wet, and lubricated with saliva. Assholes usually c
its always the same people play the game it starts out so strong in the end its wrong forever loving you living life without a clue someone else comes in bitter life of sin no point in love or trust they all turn to dust each time a love is lost a piece of hearts the cost people always tell lies can see it in their eyes fuck you and the game no more feeling shame ill cut my eyes you see before I cry ill bleed
Test Time
woowhoo, guess what I will be doing? lol Your Score: The MasterYou scored 78 DOM DOM DOM -- You are DEFINITELY dominant. You control the relationship, and your partner, and you like it. You don't like being left out of the loop most of the time, and you're very certain of your expectations in your relationship(s) with your partner(s). Find yourself a good little slave girl, and you're definitely good to go! You scored higher than 97% on domsub
Dream ~Tony Martinez Before you I didn't dream Now I can dream of nothing else I close my eyes and see your sweet smiling face I remember the grace with which you move I remember the happiness and joy While in your company Yet still so far away.... I wonder.... Do you hear me? As I whisper in your ear Do you see me? As I stare deep into our eyes Do you feel me? As I caress your face Do you hold on to me? As I wrap my arms around you Or is it all.... A dream I love you My Angel
Why do cheerios lower cholesterol? What happened to a good 'ol game of dodgeball? If you got problems, you know who to call Holy crap, did Chico just throw up on the wall? If you don't see a trampoline, don't expect me to break your fall Heck, maybe I will if you stop kicking my ball Behave yourself, or no dessert or trips to the mall
Bomb The Hell Outta Me Plz
IM IN A TATTOO COMP JUST LIKE TO THANX EVERY ONE THAT HAS HELPED ME SO FAR,aT THE MOMMENT IN 1ST PLACE AND LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY LOL HERE IS THE LINK FOR THE COMP IF YOU GET CHANCE,anyone that rates the pic and comments bomb me will recieve a gift Also i only need another 17,000 points to level up to fuberlord thanx again to my friends that have already bombed me to help out
Where Is Jen??
Hey guys Figured id write because i haven't in awhile? AnyWasy. So im sitting here at my computer having my first smoke of the morning.. thinking I should totally quit THEN i let the smoke out of my lungs and in haul again...( LOL) The kids are getting ready for school. They start @ 8:40. ( Breanne just biffed it on the kitchen floor) She is ok.. But slipped on her backpack! (That was pretty funny actually) Anyways! I have a full day today! My dog has a groomers appointment @ 9. I have to go train for my job today. I ended up taking that nursing Job. Working part time. Ill be working sat and Sunday! 12 hour days. ill be able to get at least 24 hours on the weekend! So Mondays ill be drained!. We move into the house Middle of September. I cant wait!!!Once i find my camera??? Ill take some pics of the house! So there is an update :| I think ima go take a HOT shower and just stand there for 20 min with my eyes closed. I hate Mornings!! Much love to my Friends!! Muahhh
Fa-shizzle My Nizzel...wizzel!
Atlanta considers banning baggy pants 1 hour, 4 minutes ago Baggy pants that show boxer shorts or thongs would be illegal under a proposed amendment to Atlanta's indecency laws. The amendment, sponsored by city councilman C.T. Martin, states that sagging pants are an "epidemic" that is becoming a "major concern" around the country. "Little children see it and want to adopt it, thinking it's the in thing," Martin said Wednesday. "I don't want young people thinking that half-dressing is the way to go. I want them to think about their future." The proposed ordinance would also bar women from showing the strap of a thong beneath their pants. They would also be prohibited from wearing jogging bras in public or show a bra strap, said Debbie Seagraves, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Georgia. The proposed ordinance states that "the indecent exposure of his or her undergarments"
Fill It Out And Let Me Know
You have a cute ________. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ____________. I want to ___________ your __________ and make you __________! The best part of you is ___________and i wanna _________________you!!!! Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Repost this as "Dear (your name)" and see what kind of answers you get :]] (please be as rediculous as possible, I'm not fishing for compliments, I'm not trying to figure out if someone has a crush on me, I want to be entertained dammit! ~ Kortnee) ^ Yeah, I'm totally stealing what Kortnee wrote. This is fun! Send it back to me because I said so!
I Want To
I want to go to the ocean And climb the highest dune. I want you to undress me Beneath the summer moon I want to stand under the stars Held tight in your embrace I want to drink in your lust As you remove my gown of lace. I want to surrender my body To your every need and desire. I want to be a willing victim. Of your burning, passionate fire. I want to taste the kisses From your soft and tender lips. I want to feel the shivers From the touch of your fingertips. I want to lie beneath you And feel the heat from your skin. I want you to lift my soul To heights it's never been. I want to be left breathless Begging and pleading for more. I want to spiral into ecstasy As you rock me to the core. I want to spend the night In an erotic wonderland. I want to greet the morning new Making love to you in the sand.
The Fire Within
There is a fire within us.. that only needs a touch to bring forth flame. Passion ignites... when I hear you whisper my name. My body shivers... oh... but not from cold... but from the sweet anticipation... of a desire that never seems to grow old. I lay my head upon your chest.. kiss your skin so softly. I breathe in the manly scent of you... it intoxicates me like wine... making my senses whirl... or maybe it is the way your hands... are softly caressing my back... making me melt... yet every nerve is tingling... with the need of you. You gently lift me up and softly kiss my forehead Sending chills all down my spine Can't wait the anticipation... Softy kisses up my body as you caress my lips... My body fills with excitement and anticipation Hands roaming each others bodies Filling the silkiness of your skin My heart starts pounding from pleasure As your fingers run over my treasures Gently sliding the key in as you begin to turn Gently stroking my b Foxfire Older Movie
Romeo And Juliet
Talk To Me Instead
You lurk through forums under many names voices and eyes Through these constant page views turning, refreshing and backing out-- do you ever glean what you seek? Or is time wasted with one page loading after another? (Speed varying, of course as internet speeds sometimes hold you one page behind) Can you misuse a whole day checking numbers of views and posts to yours? If you do, do you sit by there wondering Where your day went? Feed the dog? Washed the laundry? Paid the bills? (God, did you even take a bath?) Ignore, post to reply or deny? deny deny "Talk to me instead"
I speak but no none listens I scream but no one hears I scrawl my thoughts and feelings in the dirt but the rain washes them away No one will ever know where I have gone or why Will anyone wonder? Will anyone care? Probably not Perhaps it is for the best A fresh start A clean slate Identity erased I have nothing left here anyway So I disappear quietly into the mist Maybe one day I will return See if things have changed Then again why bother?
Lil Humor..
My husband and I had been happily (most of the time) married for five years but hadn't been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it with all my heart and raise it with his word as my guide. God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son. The next year God blessed us with another son. The following year, he blessed us with yet another son. The year after that we were blessed with a daughter. My husband thought we'd been blessed right into poverty. We now had four children, and the oldest was only four years old. I learned never to ask God for anything unless I meant it. As a minister once told me, "If you pray for rain, make sure you carry an umbrella." I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children each day as they lay in their cribs. I was off to a good start. God had entrusted me with four children and I didn
August 24, 2007
You're in a good place to try something a little different, thanks to the positive results of your most recent efforts. Use that license wisely, and you might end up in a much more interesting position!
I Love My Friends,every One Of You
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Foul Mouth Jerks
Today I been hit up by so many foul mouthed jerks for just putting my opinion out there. This is the USA right..I'm not in some foreign fucking country where women don't have an opinion???? this asshole DJ Tripp...puts in my shout box: beccause i make all of them not safe for work... for one cuz i'm not a point whore... and for two because i dont need my shit reported anymore. People like that need to shit or get off the pot...if he can't take the comments then don't do the postings...shut the fuck up and move on. Like duh grow the fuck up asshole. He just came back under a different name and acted like a two year old child...lmao...sent me a thing that said get a clue...on how to be a better person and yet he can't even take constructive criticism...imagine that..hahahaa too fucking funny.
Awesomnisity. . .
I just saw the best video ever. It had everything a straight, red-blooded, American boy could want; Beyonce and Shakira shaking various things in the same video! It is awesome. Everyone needs to watch the video for "Beautiful Liar" because it is AWESOME!
Blow Me
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Why Do People Bother?
Why do people bother checking someone out, then do nothing at all... at least rate for chrissake... That's what I do if it's someone that I haven't been to before.
Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
Shakedown 1979 Cool kids never have the time On a live wire right up off the street You and I should meet Junebug skipping like a stone With the headlights pointed at the dawn We were sure we'd never see an end to it all And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues And we don't know Just where our bones will rest To dust I guess Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below Double cross the vacant and the bored They're not sure just what we have in store Morphine city slippin' dues down to see That we don't even care as restless as we are We feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts And poured cement, lamented and assured To the lights and towns below Faster than the speed of sound Faster than we thought we'd go Beneath the sound of hope Justine never knew the rules, Hung down with the freaks and the ghouls No apologies ever need be made I know you better than you fake it to see That we don't even care to shake these zipper blues And we don'
~~wine Vs. Water~~
Wine vs. Water I read today that in a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria FFound in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
Disturbed Down With The Sickness
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Lion's Shield
A strong defense is better than a weak offense. Price: 19.99
Quinceanera Cake
There are a variety of types of cake that are suitable to make this design, but weight is an issue and even if you support the layers the cake has to be of a type that will support the weight of three tiers. Supplies needed to decorate the cake Cakes 3 X walnut and whisky cake or your favourite fruitcake or pound cake (1 X 12 Inch Cake 1 X 10 inch cake and 1 x 8 inch cake ) Glaces and frostings 3 x apricot glaze 2 x marshmallow fondant ½ x Snow White Butter cream Icing 1 x royal icing Icing Tools Wilton star cutouts Star tips 14 or 16 or 17 star tip Small squeeze bottle with a tiny tip Walnut and Whisky Cake Serves 16 Takes about 20 minutes to make, about 21⁄2 hours to bake, plus cooling and 24 hours’ soaking 175g raisins 175g sultanas 175g ready-to-eat stoned dates, roughly chopped 150g natural glacé cherries, halved 100g ready-to-eat dried pears, roughly chopped 75g crystallized stem ginger, finely chopped Fin
Just Wondering...
Have you ever missed a friend so much that you find yourself kinda 'fallin' for em?
Oh Hey!
So for the first time in a little bit I'm on in the weekend! Go fig! LOL! Not lasting long cause I gotta go shopping with my sis. Thought I'd say hi to everyone though. :D
I Wanna Be A Bear
just uploaded more check them out and rate please
My New Job
Well as many of you know i got a nursing job! I work on the weekends. 12 hour shifts.. I work with Alzheimer & Dementia patients! 8 total.. I am completely exhausted!! Mentally and physically! Ive worked as a caregiver in the past but this house I'm working at is completely different! I have 8 lady's in the house all which are over the age of 80 years old. Which it seams all of them are PMS'in! Anyways my feet are killing me and im about ready to fall asleep on my keyboard soo im heading to bed! Ill be back Monday! I work 7-7 again tomorrow.. But im sure when i get home tomorrow ill be just as drained or more and would rather pass out on the couch then play on here.! I hope everyone had a fantastic weekend! Tight hugs and Wet Kisses! Jen
Fun Little Test
Which Harry Potter Character are you?Lord VoldemortYou are a determined and smart person who doesn't mind breaking rules to get what you want, but you are a disgrace to humans, who cares nothing of feelings merely of desires. You are cold to the bone.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
A Friend So Dear To Me
I found you as a gift sent by heaven above. A special person filled with care and lots of love. You're God's instrument to me, you're always there to make me happy, you lend your hands when I was down, You never let me frown. The simple joys you've shared enlightened my heart, Your understanding mean so much when I was hurt. I'm so grateful enough that i found someone like you. A friend so dear to me and that is YOU. THIS IS FOR MY BEST FRIEND TRICIA
It hurts To see you look at her The way you looked at me Not so long ago The pain Its real inside The tears I cry It won't go away The fear That I could love Another one again I ask why The smile I feel inside to see your face I know that I can love
Stress Relief
Ok, I’m going to use this as a therapeutic means of letting my frustrations out. I tossed and turned all last night and I’ve got to let some of this stuff out so I’m going to try writing everything down instead of whining in someone’s ear. We headed up from Myrtle Beach to Charlotte Friday. As we left MB I took a wrong turn and we got lost. As we were roaming around trying to figure out where we were and such, Dad got pissed off, shoved the map at Mom and then was silent for the rest of the trip. No help driving, no help looking out for road turns, signals, nothing. Just sat in back reading or sleeping. Now let me point of here that the road signs here are random, appear at the last minuet or even fail to be seen. I took 4 wrong turns and it took us an extra hour and a half to return as opposed to the drive down. We get to my sisters and make dinner out of what’s here. Dad, who once again did nothing to help with dinner, sits down and pokes at his food, pushing his salad all over
To: "(all Male Tax Payers)"
Urgent Memo from (THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE) To: "(All Male Taxpayers)" From "IRS" Re: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment FORM: 1040P The only thing the IRS yet Taxed is "(Your Peckers)" This is due to the fact 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time its pissed off, 30% of the time, it is hard up, and 10% of the time its in the hole..On top of this, it has two dependents and thier both nuts.. *************************************** Accordingly, starting January 1st your Peckers will be Taxed according to its size. To determine your catagory, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of your standard 1040 form.. *12 to 10 inches *** Luxury Tax *** $50.00 10 to 8 inches *** Pole Tax *** $30.00 8 to 6 inches *** Privilege Tax *** $15.00 6 to 4 inches *** Nuisance Tax *** $5.00 PLEASE NOTE: ****Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a full refund.**** **** All Peckers exceeding 12 inche
Please Fill Out
please fill out Body: YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuc
You Make This Girl
Longing for your taste and to feel your embrace. Got me to where I always see your face. I can't get you out my mind I thinking of you more and more over time . With your NY style and classic ways makes this girl go crazy for days.....
This is about the love of my life my heart and my soul. Her name is Terra and I met her thru the internet in January 2007. It's only been 8 months since I've met her but I love her with all of my heart. She's the most wonderful and loving person I've ever known and has the heart of an angel. She funny, caring, smart, sexy, trustworthy, friendly and that's only the tip of the iceberg. Since I've known her I've felt that my life has been complete and that a missing part of it has been found. Every time I look into her eyes I see the love that she feels towards me reflected in them. I know I'm going to marry this woman and I know that were going to spend the rest of our lifes' together. Here is a picture of us that we took at the end of July in Monterey Ca. I've sometimes felt that I'm nowhere good enough for her and that she could do better then me. Maybe I've thought that way because of how I've been hurt in the past by different people. All I know is that I love this w
Outta The Hospital
okay i'm up an awake. i had to go to the hospital around 3 inthe morning and I hate that damn place. Seems like I got viral pharyngitis, a fancy way of sayng upper respepitory infection with sore throat headaches and fever. I'm doing ok, just tired alot so dont worry bout me. I'm too onery to stay sick, lol.
2 Moons
remember people tonight at 1230 am there is a 2 moon sky and will not be seen again until 2287 mars will be the closest to earth athis time...REMEMBER WATCH IT PEOPLE!
Its Still My Birthday
its my birthday, and i would like to win the only contest I probably will ever enter. Come rate my pic please
Sex, Sex, Sex
Sex, Sex, Sex Mission for a missionary Missionary quite contrary How does your garden grow A sixty niner is always finer Come on lets go, dont be slow Diggy doggy, bend over And i'll do you, real slow, no really slow We both stand up you pretend Youre looking over my shoulder For a four leaf clover We both pretend that we dont know We sit up and face each other We'll just sit till the cows come home I'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the track You saddle me like you would a colt Ill just lie there try not to bolt Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
May god have mercy on my enemies Because I sure as hell won't.
Scene: Parking Lot
these are lil clips and bits and pieces from my novella im working on. they are in no order at all. this on sets up with me walkin down the street with my skateboard and a smoke. zach, one of my good friends comes roarin up in his 'bitchin camaro.' starts with him .what's up man, where you headed? .oh, i was just down at hooters waitin for mark to go on break so i could get some free food, but he's bein a prick because he thinks i stole a bag of nickles from his friend's dad so i left. i was actually on my way to your place to see if your brother wanted to skate or whatever. .no shit? well hop in. he reaches over and shoves the fast food wrappers, cd cases, and empty newport boxes onto the floorboard while i come around the car to get in. .if its on the floor just step on it, dont worry man. i put my seatbelt on. zach has only been drivin for a couple years, but already has been in three wrecks and has seventeen tickets.. .so. he opens, what are you doin tomorrow? .uh, noth
Pay No Mind
Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it somply means that you are two steps ahead.
There is a place for us that no one else can enter. It is a place that holds no secrets, only beauty, peace, understanding. A place that we come to, thinking we are one, only to have our souls fused together for a moment. And in that moment, I know you; every pore, every pulse, every thought, every fear. And I love you more. I feel myself laid bare before you, and I feel content . . . joyous that you are with me, loving me in my nakedness.
Never To Late
I Have To Work On That.
LOL I have got to stop telling my bffs that WE ARE GOING to certain shows and ask if THEY WANT TO GO to them. Of course I'm such a harrasser that I can get anyone to go anywhere. But it's the polite thing to do. :D
If We Had Sex.... GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE SCARED. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS TO DO YOU ! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you wisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me,or want me to go down on you,or both? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 18 Would u be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i liked you? 20. Woul
anger is not love anger is driking anger is killing someone anger one thing never do love, anger love not anger anger is ramming you head throug a glass door when your are man you do stupid things stupid things that are stupid when mad you dont feel nuthing anger we all have anger you cant change when mad stays stay away from everyone anger can kill because you do stupid things when mad sleep anger just anger ANGER
From Begin To End , This Wonderful Love>poem..
I want to share myself with you I want to know that love does bloom. I want to lite up in Joy Everytime you return. when your gone ill long For you to return to our home. I want to fell I want to touch But most of all I want to fill up the emptyness in you as you do me just as much. I want to drink it all in and know how love seems to begin a want to give you all I can over and over and over again. Fanasties,, hope and dreams, our love could have all these. Nothing ever would be lacking, to communicate and compromise This would keep our love alive. Then as years go on by id like to look back and know There was nothing that we never tried and we held each other so. to keep this love of ours a burning and flickering in flames, And that we still can reach there And kindel it once aging. That it is as strong now as it ever was from the begining to end ; our wonderful love that we share and sahred.. with all we had and me made it las
Limo Pics
Check out the new pic folder from my part time job.
New Pictures
I've posted some new pictures and yes I'm sending the finger to asshole hubby!
I Want To Be...
i want to be your only desire the ceaseless spark that ignites your fire i want to be your aching need and fill you up with lust for me i want to be your every weakness shower you with love and sweetness i want to be all of your tomorrows and never fill your life with sorrow i want to be fuel for your passion i need you now and i'm not asking i want to be hard to handle unpredictable in rooms with candles i want to be in control of you yet you rule me and this is true i want to be your little doll bend me, shape me and take it all i want to be i need to know take me away let's lose control
Keep Your Mouth Shut!
Top Ten Things NOT to Do If You Are Arrested 08/27/2007 PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THIS ADVICE. A wide variety of people are arrested every day and the majority of the individuals make the same mistakes which make there situation even worse. Many of these reactions are understandable, however some defy logic and reason. Nobody plans on being arrested, but you may be arrested for simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Share this with your colleagues, friends and family because it will come in handy for many of you. The basic rule is to simply listen to the officer and do as your told, "Put Your Hands Behind Your Back" and do NOT do any of these Ten Things: 1. Don't Talk. Do not say a word to the officer. Shut the F. up! I cannot stress to you the importance of this rule. Do not talk! Do not attempt to convince the officer of your innocence. Everyone is innocent, no one should be arrested and no one should be in jail and that is all the officer hears all day every day. He / sh
Livin In 2007
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you kno
Merlot Woman
The Merlot Woman The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari 360 Spider, an Aston Martin DB9, a Mercedes SL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garages. I have over twenty million dollars in my bank account, but, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut two inches off. Just send the bottle back."
Although You...
Although you have gone, And fallen asleep. Your now resting in heaven, For your safe keep. Although you have gone, From sight and sound. We will always feel, Your warm presense around. Although you have gone, To heaven up above. We feel you shower us, With all of your love. Although you have gone, We still shed a tear. You haven't gone far, We feel you close and near. Although you have gone, And we can't see your face. We know your in heaven, And you we can't replace. Although you have gone, We didn't want you to go. But always remember, We love you so
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.
Watch This
Song By Simon & Garfunkel
The Boxer, Simon & Garfunkel I am just a poor boy. Though my story's seldom told, I have squandered my resistance For a pocketful of mumbles, Such are promises All lies and jest Still, a man hears what he wants to hear And disregards the rest. When I left my home And my family, I was no more than a boy In the company of strangers In the quiet of the railway station, Running scared, Laying low, Seeking out the poorer quarters Where the ragged people go, Looking for the places Only they would know. Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job, But I get no offers. Just a come-on from the whores On Seventh Avenue I do declare, There were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there. Then I'm laying out my winter clothes And wishing I was gone Going home Where the New York City winters Aren't bleeding me, Leading me, Going home. In the clearing stands a boxer, And a fighter by his trade And he carries the reminders Of ev'ry
To Who This May Concern
Only Love
Title: Only Love By: me What to say? What to do? What should I expect from you? What do you expect from me? Is it something you can see? What do you want from me? I am only me I won't change But I won't remain the same And it's me in which you place the blame It's a shame It's enough to drive you insane It's something called love Sometimes it doesn't fit like a glove Sometimes you kick,push, and shove Sometimes you look for a sign above But it still comes back to pure love It's something I can't change It's something that gets strange It's something that remains the same And it's something in which you place blame It's something that drives you insane Sometimes you kick,push, and shove Sometimes you look for a sign above Sometimes it doesn't fit like a glove And sometimes it's only love
Love Without Good Bye!
A Love without Goodbye A lifetime filled with cheating hearts, all echo from my past, The "promise trues" and "I love you's, " each one was meant to last. So fine this line of sharing, built with honesty and trust, Each vow left inside my head, now slowly gathers dust. I struggle to tomorrow, searching hope, yet walking blind, While broken dreams, and silent screams, play re-runs in my mind. I try to shake, each past mistake, and meet what lies ahead, While hearing cold reminders of these promises once said. It's hard to feel, what's wrong from real, when shadows dim the light, I close my eyes and dream a dream of heaven every night. Will this all unfold, in this history I hold is it a guiding hand? These scars I show, a lesson, I yet don't understand? Another day awaits me, in this life I call my own, A cruel delay frustrates me, as I face this world alone. Let words once said, and tears long shed, rest peaceful in this heart, I know the pain of love in
Friends Are Worst Then Enemies
a'right so get this my birthday's on friday. we had it planned that me my mom and our friends would go out to celebrate it. well tine and jamie called to tell me that they can't go cause they have to work. now no one can fuckin go except me and my mom. Friday is the one day in a whole year that i thought my friends could droheir busy schedules and be there for me. they can call off work any other time except for when i need them and its not like i ask them every damn day to do something with me. but yet they ask me and expect me to go to their partys and their kids partys and any of their family member partys and if i say i can't make it then i'm a bitch to them but i've been to pretty much every single damn party they've invited me to. don't get me wrong i love their kids and don't have a prob showing up for any partys but its like hell, when i'm busy i drop everything for them but they can't do the same for me for one day out of a year. this is kinda like my 16th birthday party all o
Piece Of Paper
why do actions speak clearer than words? is it because they hurt more too. A friendship once was so good, has now been flushed down the drain; and what was it for? what is anything for that can tear a friendship in half? The way our friendship was torn came as easy to you as it is tearing a thin piece of paper. You didn't give any heed to how that action effects me. What you don't realize is when you took our friendship and tore apart , along with the friendship, you also were tearing my heart.
Tired Of all the lies Of all the people that say they care Of all the pretenders Tired Of the people that come into my life that say they care only to have them forget about me when someone new comes along Of putting my feeling out there only to have them stomped on. Of being alone Tired Of struggling every day Of not finishing what I start Of not having anything to show for my LIFE Tired Of the selfishness Of trying to compromise Of the fighting Tired OF THIS LIFE THE END!
I Wonder.................................................
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you
29 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Wednesday, August 29: Take active pleasure in the little things now, as life in general could be a little disorderly. If you're thinking about a new romantic endeavor, be aware of the possibility of some confusion!
Folkish What does Folkish mean? by Raudskeggr-AOR - OR Briefing 199 In the recent past, several discussions have arisen about the term Folkish. In its simplest terms, Folkish means one thing: an unbending will and dedication to one's Folk. An unbending will and dedication means that the Folk come first, above all else. Our forbears lived a challenging life in the wilds of Northern Europe and Scandinavia. They relied on their own skills as individuals to establish the family. Families worked closely together to establish the clan. Clans worked closely together to establish the tribe. Tribes worked closely together to establish a Nation. That Nation, the Aryan people of Scandinavia and Northern Europe, is our Folk. As an Odinist, one must overcome the barricades life presents and strive for the good in all things. The drive for such an ambition is the unbending will and dedication that countless generations of our ancestors established, promoted, and gifted to us in our sacred
Take this survey What is/was your biggest dating age gap? 2 year What was the last thing you ate? chips Do you believe in love at first sight?nah its lust Are you wearing socks right now? nope and my feet are cold What color is the shirt you're wearing now? brown Do you dance in your kitchen?dont we all? :P When was the last time you ate a cupcake? emm not sure Who's birthday party did you last attend? eh cousins =] Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Nope Ever embarass yourself in front of a crush? YES..many a time!!!! i dunno why it is that i say the most gayest stupid thing around people i like..i mean it just comes outta nowhere :P Do you tan in the nude?eh no Wanna go splunking (cave diving)? sure y not If you were president, whats the first law you would pass? ehhh i dunno Do you think humans will ever live on other planets? like 10000000000 years time This or That Sub or Burger?burger Dogs or Cats? DOG!woo
The 6 Joker Cards...
muthafakoo!!!! AFTER ALL SIX HAVE RISEN THE END OF TIME WILL CONSUME US ALL! carnigemoving.gif CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE The first of the six joker cards, the introduction to the dark carnival showing you six ways to look at yourself, on its arrival it first sold seventeen copies (17). This album is the bomb, its full of the original freshness. It feature's artists such as Esham, Jump Steady, and more... ringmaster.jpg THE RINGMASTER The second of the dark carnival six, the ring master is made up of all your evil deeds, and when you die he will appear, the more evil deeds you have done the bigger he appears. This album is tight the songs are hella wicked....... riddleboxmoving.gif THE RIDDLE BOX The third joker card of the set of six, this album is off the hook. Once again after you die, yo have to turn the crank of a juke - in - a - box. As you turn the crank, Its a toy ,and whatever pops out of it is either gonna be the Devil or its gonna be God. You never
This Is Sweet Justice!
Pranksters wrap Rove's car 1 hour, 41 minutes ago Karl Rove, your car is ready. White House pranksters wrapped Rove's Jaguar in plastic wrap on the private driveway next to the West Wing. Rove's car is easily recognizable because of its "I love Barack Obama" bumper sticker and the twin stuffed-animal eagles on the trunk. Oh, and there's a stuffed-animal elephant on the hood. Rove, the top White House political strategist who recently announced his resignation, left his car on the driveway while visiting Texas and traveling with President Bush. He was due back in Washington Wednesday evening.
The Aging Explorer...
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself." The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
Falling Down Drunk!
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
One Day!
Guys, when you walk up to the urinal to take a leak, don't stand there and force out a big nasty fart! You keep that up and one day....
Don't Copy Me... It's Not Cool :p
I know I should probably be flattered when someone pretty much copies something I've done, but see I have this problem with it when I'm not asked if I mind. I'm not going into details cause this person seems to be a very nice person and I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. This is like the 5th time someone has copied something I've done on my page. or even stolen something that was made for me not realizing it was MADE FOR ME and plastered it all over their own page. Geesh! Why can't people just do their own stuff and leave mine alone??!!!
POEM - Illegal Immigrants I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, ... But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood. We have hobb
101 Things To Learn From Movies...
101 Things to Learn from Movies . . . Never go upstairs when being chased. When it gets quiet, that is a bad thing. It is a good idea to stay in the light. Don’t ever go looking for anyone once they are gone. It’s useless to try to defend yourself. Even if you feel the urge to investigate, DON’T! No matter how safe you feel, there is always something that you have missed. If someone approaches you with information that no one would know, they are involved. If blood is found, you’re fucked. If body parts are found, you’re really fucked. If a dead body is found, you are most likely next. Even if you think you hear your friend or family member calling for help, don’t try to help. Killers have no conscience. Intimidation will only make them madder. If you survive, you will still eventually die, most likely by the same killer that you evaded. If you are having visions of things that have not happened yet, just let it happen. Avoiding something that would have killed you wil
The Rhythm
Now, the loose light, like tears, drips down the shutters to the sheets and to your hair like a skein of silken yarn fallen there (where I have left it, and the memory of glory hallelujahs, to sit and watch your breast rise and fall to the rhythm of ghosts). Awaken, lover, look into my eyes welled-over with good-bye - I am not going, ever - I am ever-gone. Now, the brittle day has broken into this room, dispelling spirits once held among our enfolded limbs - we may never find last night again, gone away with this dawn. I will kiss your fingertips as I pull away, away. Farewell. © All rights reserved
Shadow Mate
You are a cowardly man, Who hides in the shadows of fear. You stand up for no one; not even me. Why do I love a man who doesn't defend my honor or misguided feelings. Living in a state of anger an hurt. Why must you linger on the sidelines. Cheering for the otherside an not defending your queen. I hopelessly forgive for one day you could realize. Who is leading the truth and who is trailing in the lies. I've given you love, and defended my saint. Why must I beg for the same grace. Some Knight in Shining Armor who turns out to be a unmasked cowardly lion. Who hides in the corner hoping to go unnoticed. While time wastes by and I grow hunger.
The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog, Schatzi, and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog...... Duh!! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50 lbs. before I'd awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes bugged out of her head. I went on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was now enthralled with my story, ; particularly the tall guy behind
I Don't Get It.
why do i NEVER coincide with what Libra says: LIBRA - The Harmonizer Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. Being alone makes me happy, I am NOT gullible, not nice t everyone I meet, and i'm NOT social
Whos The Best Of The Best
WELCOME ALL TO THE FALL 2007 BOMBFEST Starts: Sept 15th 12pm est until Sept 30th 7pm est Rules: 1)Bombing Families can team up with other Bombing families. *But need to inform Host pls* 2)Each person in the families must have a Salute 3)Each person in the families must be a level 7 4)No Dual accounts 5)Family Home Page *If have one* must have a Sulate 6)Home page can be used to bomb, but online status must state who is currently bombing. 7)All Family Memebers must Fan & Rate & Friend the Host *Rubias* 8)NO Blasters 9)NO cheating....if you think there is cheating pls have proof before comming to me ie. screen shot. 10)NO NO Drama at all 11)Have fun!!!!!! NOW ON TO THE GOOD STUFF: PRIZES: First Place: 1 month blast or 3 month vip Second Place: 2 week blast or 2month vip Third Place: 1 week blast or 1 month vip *Winners need to inform the Host on how the prize will be used or that it can be done so.* Please see me at the picture l
So yeah I'm sweating to death in this damn office. And I'm waiting for my boss to leave. God help me today was a pain in the ass.
Some People Huh!!
A story of a man standing in a queue at a supermarket ... I have a dog called Joe, I'd just bought him a large bag of Winalot dog chunks in Walmart and was standing in the queue at the checkout. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her no, I was starting the Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in hospital the last time. I told her that I'd lost 50 pounds in weight before I woke up in intensive care, with more tubes coming out of me than a London underground station. I explained that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to fill your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is completely nutritious, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, especially the guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in tha
Chemical Anlaysis Of Women
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM Women - a chemical Analysis Element - Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118, but know to vary from 100 to 460 lbs. Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas. Physical Properties 1. Surface usually covered with painted film. 2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states ranging from Virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points. Chemical Properties 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a male. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known. Common Uses 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. Tests 1.
Another Day Passed
Another day passed by sweetnsassy Another day passed and u are on my mind. Thinking of the memories I hold so dear And the love I left behind. Wondering what ure doing right now and remembering ure embrace thinking of how u looked at me - that sweet look on ure face. The damaging pain of a love gone bad the pain of loss and missing the life we once had. To Jim
Can We Still Be Friends?
I was cold and hurting lost out in the night wandering and searching for heaven's light I saw the night sky clearing when you spread your rainbow wings But little did I know what joy you would bring From that moment on a friendship did start you kissed away my tears and sheltered my heart I bless the day God sent him from above But then I grew fearful for I had fallen in love I told you this feeling and what did you say? You said you liked our friendship and that's how it would stay I cried for a friendship I thought I lost But then felt your warm, gentle hand You then whispered in my ear that by my side you'll forever stand
Gets Me Through
Seems even the little kiddies are trying to join in on the fun. He claims to have read my profile, but it appears he thought I was kidding or something stupid like that. Yeah... its sad. As usual, comments are in [brackets]. kdog: loojking at your pics and loving em Devils Daughter: Don't love them too hard, might hurt yourself. kdog: i will try not too but its hard kdog: i am in medford too do you have aim or yahoo? Devils Daughter: yes I do kdog: cool so do i i am on both if you want to hit me up its a3rdbase44 Devils Daughter: what's the matter with this IM? kdog: nothing i guess just hat this is sorta slow on my computer plus i got more pics if you wanted Devils Daughter: more pics of what? kdog: me Devils Daughter: do you mean nudes? kdog: no lol i dont do that LOL [Make a note of this statement… it comes into question only a few lines down.] Devils Daughter: oh... I guess I'm a bit confused then, why would you want to send me pics over y
Ima Gemini Whooooo O___o Twins You Say?
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at
Release My Wings
My eyes are shielded my mind submits to your skillful touch my soul aches with desire enter my private place Unleash my passion Hidden neath layers of dust seep into my thoughts and release my wings Allow me to soar dance upon the edges of the clouds tempt me to fly higher than ever before
LOVE? how can you love somebody unconditionally if that person doesn't love you as much as you do? can it be possible to love without expecting anything in return? is it such craziness to give your all yet not ask for anything? would you be happy if the person you love don't care any less about your feelings? LOVE is so complicated, sometimes very tiring yet when you're in that situation you think that everything is possible and worth shedding a tear. it is a journey of which we can chose either to go through it or you don't want anything to do with it. whatever we chose we should learn to live-up to it and make the most out of it. never let failure and problems put your hopes down coz those are the things that makes the relationship stronger. keep on dreaming coz dreams do come true. but when we love there should be limits to it. once respect and trust isn't around anymore, then let go, it would not make things okay if you would force things. everything happens for a reason. love
Create Your Own
So today I decided to update my profile! Please go read it and tell me what you think!! Thanks, Mysti Love you all~
For Everyon On My Buddy List
if you don't like me leave that easy simple huh
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Soul's Kiss My Soul has been kissed by the sweetness of Your Spirit This Soul which was a virgin to the intrepid whisper of another heart Knows the quiet peace of familiarity in your presence Was I born to give to You This part of Me to keep and hold within So, You, too, will know the imprint of a heart's whisper Upon Your Soul Love Forever i think about how we are and how our love is so far and im so happy to be w/ you! even if you are far away you tell me what to say... if im scared or happy you help me to feel what i feel... when im tired, sad, happy, or lost! i get lost w/out you i get sad w/out you i get tired w/out you but i will never love w/out you! i need you to help me love... to love you forever... cause i never want to leave you again! cause i love you....whenever and ever! Distant Love Don't let the miles between us Keep our love apart Just listen close and you will hear The beating of my heart No distance, w
Love Story
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all prepared their boats and left. Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you." Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat." Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh.... Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!" Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called
Stones And Crystals
Name Attributes Amber Healing, purification, transmuting negative energy to positive, good luck, past life regression, opens the crown chakra Amethyst Healing, peace and tranquillity, meditation, protection, psychic power, spirituality, love, used to treat insomnia Angelite Balancing, protection, astral travel, telepathy, mental ability, peace and harmony, dispels anger, healing Apache Tear Comforting grief, forgiveness, protection, dispels negativity, grounding, inner vision, understanding Aquamarine Courage, protection, spirituality, self-love, intellect, aligns the chakras, inspiration, emotional stability, connection to the higher self Aventurine Protection, balancing energies, leadership, decision making, creativity, contacting spirit guides, activates the heart chakra Bloodstone or Heliotrope...Intense healing, courage, acceptance, grounding, wisdom, love, creativity, mysticism, spirituality, enlightenment, intuition Carnelian Love, compassion, e
Thinking Through The Keyboard...
Currently, I'm watching a show on History International about the Book of Revelations in the bible, and what its real meaning and origins are. Early in the show, they discussed the apocalyptic predictions made in Revelations. It got me thinking, regarding the novel I'm working on (as my novel is set in a post-apocalypse setting, and the apocalypse itself is based in current events, and reflects Revelations pretty directly. In my thoughts, I realized just how close to Revelations that my picture of the apocalypse was. Revelations states (paraphrased) that during the apocalypse, the sun would be become black, the moon would turn to blood, the stars would fall from the sky, massive earthquakes would plague the Earth, massive amounts of people would die (Revelations states 1/3 of the human race - my story quotes more), and those that remain would boil in lakes of fire. Keeping in mind that Revelations was first written somewhere between 30AD and 200AD (much debate still remains on
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I Believe
“I believe that today more than ever a book should be sought after even if it has only one great page in it. We must search for fragments, splinters, toenails, anything that has ore in it, anything that is capable of resuscitating the body and the soul.” ~Henry Rollins
Life And A Lack Of Sleep.
Its been of those night I cant sleep. been thining of dumping my other cough site and stay here. What your reading is partial venting and some thinking. NSFW for the language.I haven't been sleeping much in the last two weeks. Just cant sleep. Been thinking about my life. What I want to do and be a little happy. I like Carla..but frankly right now she just makes me depressed. Like tonight and I think she enjoys that power. Great hugger though I can say that much. Had a good time last we met on Sunday. Talked for hours again. But after awhile I feel depressed. Most woman have that effect on me already and it works. I have this stupid teenage crush on her and I think I better grow out of it. I feel pretty average. Not much of anything else. its not a confidence thing. Im too tired of having a inflated ego. I wish that made up for something but it doesn't. We went to adult store that is like Toys R us but for adults called the Lions Den. Not your typical second date i
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If You Had Me Alone
Aug 31, 2007 7:49 PM Subject: If you had me alone Body: If you had me alone, locked up in your room for twenty four hours and we could do whatever you wanted, what would you do with me? Tell me in my inbox, because it's a secret, then repost this in your bulletin. You might be surprised with the responses you get. They could make you laugh or even smile. If you do not repost this you're a coward! Repost as: If you had me alone

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