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The Wildtaco Story.. If You Care...
The Wild taco story.. Well its sort of a goofey story. Way back in the 90's me and anout 60 of my closet friends used tear up the town on our rockets. After racing around we would stop up at hte local Taco Bell in Crystle and get a bite to eat.. At the time Taco bell was running a campaing for their wildtacos.. So were just hanging out about 60 of us and this Older couple walk up to me and Jeff Fuller and ask if we were a gang. We snickerd and pointed up the the sign that read. " TACO BELL " The WildTacos Are HERE!!! Yeah Were a gang we said we are the Wild Tacos. and a nick name was born. its lame but true. For all of you who ride.. Ride fast and ride Hard. (Could be a bike or it could be your partner your choice) Cheers Tim
Cleaning Up My Profile..
subject: Cleaning up my profile.. date: 2007-04-05 17:55:08 ...I won't be on as much. This week break has shown me that there is really life beyond this computer screen, and I have many important pressing possible life altering and vital matters that I have been neglecting since I have been spending so much time online... (some nights spending 6-7 hours here...) waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much! I will back on, here and there.. but no where near that often. leave me a message if you want to, but I won't be immediate in responding like I was.... I am also cleaning up my friends list, (1200 friends? what was i smoking?) and making those whom I have really talked to on my family list.. (if I fill that up, then the rest will stay on my friend list)... later!
I realize some of my emotion yesterday was due to the stress I and my boss are under. He snapped at me and I got defencive. But managed to keep my feeling inside other than my blogs yesterday. I still have some question if what I am doing is really the right thing for me. Yet I know that once I get my living situation worked out I will be much more confident in the situation at hand.
I Am So Bored.....
Here I am, stuck at work. The wife has left the country AGAIN, and I'm nearly the only one here in the office since I don't celebrate Easter or Good Friday. Do something to cheer me up, please!
A True Bf
give her a hoodie of yours so other people know shes taken by you .leave her sweet messages for when she wakes up .sneak up behind her .grab her by the waist .do ANYTHING to make her smile .ALWAYS make her laugh .tell her shes beautiful not sexy .tell her she has amazing eyes .buy her things just because .when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend .say i love you to her face not just over the phone .if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay .NEVER cheat on her .call her just to say hi .kiss her on the forehead .when you walk with her, walk slowly .tickle her even when she says stop .tell her you miss her.. even if you just saw her an hour ago .DON'T SAY I LOVE U UNLESS U MEAN IT! .kiss her for no reason .when she complains about how she looks tell her she's perfect just how she is .LISTEN to her when she talks .tell her your secrets .protect her .DON'T lie to her,NO MATTER what it's about. girls repost as - a true boyfrie
The Adventures Of Putz Boy: The Interview
(Originally Posted on July 21, 2006)Putz Boy, driving the Putz-Mobile (I guess) has gone for a job interview in a different city.  I am kind of ambivalent as to whether he gets it or not.  If he does get it, then he won't be here (a plus for me), but he'll miss out on being fired (a plus for him).  If he stays here, though, well, I'll have to deal with him (a negative for me), but he'll probably be fired (a big plus for me).Of course, if he takes the job then hopefully he won't be rehired here if he loses that job.  I don't know if I'm willing to take that risk, though...In other news, Idiot Boss asked me if there were any hard feelings towards Putz Boy.  I decided not to tell him about my blog, or my curse, or my wife's curse, or the fact that nobody here talks to him if they can help it.  tag:  job,  career,  anger,  work,  office politics,  Putz Boy,  revenge,  Idiot Boss
Walking The Line
I walk the line Traveling in time I walk that line Wishing I could define the message of sublime I walk the line Trying to understand ones mind I walk that line Aways testing to see what is mine When its time I will fall off that line But not second before my time Mr.Death you keep that in mind When you think ist my time For I will be kicking your ass all the time if you move my line
Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Boss? Part 2
(Originally Posted on July 25, 2006)(Continuation of last post from yesterday)I really don't know if that's a good thing or not.  I mean, change can be good or bad.  Right now the worst thing about this place is the backwards method of compensation.  Sales personnel (who can be trained in a relatively short period of time) get great pay, get paid time off, receive bonuses, etc.  The tech department (who's training always takes months to get them decently trained) are paid less, by the hour (with no paid time off), no bonuses, etc.However, we do get to wear what we want (no dress codes), we don't get fired easily (except one guy got fired for reeking of moth balls, causing a health hazard), etc.I just wonder if it'll still be like that when/if we get a new boss...tag:  job,  career,  office politics,  Idiot Boss
Jesus & Superman
(Originally Posted on July 28, 2006)One thing that I noticed with the new Superman Returns movie is that it seems to be a thinly disguised retelling of the story of Jesus.  And obviously I am not the only person who thinks so.The BBC did an article on "Is the new Superman meant to be Jesus?"  It points out several things I have noticed myself in te story and a few I didn't pick up on at the time.One quote I liked:"You would have to be blind to miss what they are doing in terms of the Christ imagery," says Mr Skelton, a Christian with a background in showbusiness...I admit I found the "imagery" distracting to the story, although it was a good flick overall...tag: Superman, jesus, christ, movie, entertainment
A Dime Piece (poem)
I'm not a dime piece, I'm a quarter I'm a Queen in my house, I was made to order. You wanna' act, then you better act right, 'cause I was born to fight. You step to me in disrespect? No, I don't think you got yourself in check. Yeah, I'm a bitch and I'm not scared to admit, it's bitches like me that make the world legit. Don't piss on my leg, because I'll shit in your face Why are you surprised, you can easily be replaced. So you wanna play that game, a game you that you won't win? I'm pound for pound the best Roy Jone's Jr. can't put me to the test!! I'm not trying to diss you, but you are dissing me?! Ahem, I was clearing my throat, because THIS I can not believe... You trying to dis a quarter, because you wanna' find your pennies. You keep searching for other opportunities, be sure that this much is true. The best opportunity you EVER had will walk away without pity for you.
Because you are my love, I know the joy that comes from feeling closer to someone than I've ever felt before. Because you are my love, I know the passion of wanting to share everything I have, everything I am with you and only you. Because you are my friend, I know that I can count on you to hold my hand through the rough times and to be there to share the good times, too. Because you are my friend, I'll always have someone to make me smile; just when I need it most, to encourage me when I'm feeling confused or doubtful. And I know that I must be one of the luckiest people in the world to have someone like you- the perfect love, the perfect friend
This Is The Man That I Want!!!!
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'M THE GUY WHO DOESNT MESS WITH OTHER GIRLS CUZ I KNOW I HAVE YOU!! I'm the guy who will text you and tell you "i love you and you make me smile" just because. I'm the guy who will blindfold you and take you to the beach, let you run your toes through the sand and then make you guess where we are. I'm the guy who will show up at your games (or competitions or meets) without you knowing just to surprise you. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with. I'm the
Tips For Sharing Easter Joy
Tips for Sharing Easter Joy from Funny Bunny Cookies Spring Bud Cupcakes Cookie Garden Envelope Bunnies (Family Features) - Warm spring breezes carry the promise of rebirth and new life. Spread the spirit of loving kindness this Easter season by making an extra Easter basket. Give it to someone who's not expecting it, or drop it off at a local shelter, home or school where someone is in need. This simple act of kindness will inspire others to pass along their generosity too. Spread the spirit of kindness Get the kids into the Easter spirit. Encourage them to make baskets for the lunchroom monitors, the janitor or the crossing guard. Throw an "Add A Basket" party. Your guests will make treat baskets to give away to local charities. Send an Easter e-Basket. Create a beautiful, virtual e-Basket with a message of kindness to friends and family. They just might "spread it forward." Go to For e-Basket links, spe
Rose are like life the come from the earth and then with love and tender care, they tend to bloom and smell great and then in thier season they tend to die.
Francisco@ CherryTAP
Funny Bull Sh*t
Alright check it out skank I am not fucking everything on cherrytap...for 2 you need to shut your ugly pie hole up because to be honest with you the shit you pulled with Chris and then what you pulled with Dennis no wonder nobody wants your skanky ass by telling them that you loved them the first fucking day that is just pretty fucking sad and fucking insane and low and degrading to a woman. For the life of god bitch stop with the mental crazy bullshit you skanky ass fucking fat whore and for real you do look good in make up but for the life of god you look pretty shit in that fucking pj out fit there...I mean do you have all kinds of mental problems or what or are you really that fucking stupid or something I mean I have never fucked nobody on the net and all that so thank you very much get your facts straight before you start saying all kinds of fucking lies...I mean for real you are just really crazy and need to grow the fuck up...I mean I know how you are and I know the stupidity g
You are dating one of the biggest skanks on cherry tap..You will see that she is a waste of your time and when you see that and finally realize that you will see where you have went wrong but until then do not start drama with other members on cherrytap and if you do I will turn you in I am a hostess on this site and I am sure that they will believe me over you any day so until you know the facts of some skank then you will not be liked or wanted on this site so grow the fuck up and get rid of your skanky bitch..I know that I am hot and I know that I am far better looking then she will ever be so go ahead bash me all you want and everything I really do not care one way or another so have a good life with your nasty trailer park trashy skanky bitch and all that and watch you will regret it all the way my dear...well good luck with somebody that has all kinds of mental problems that wants to make herself look like she is oh so much better then anybody else on this website so good fucking
The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers Of 2006
The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers of 2006 SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been
I Will Leave
Love is only as easy to give as the one you love is willing to receive it. For love can not be taken it's only received willingly. If love will not be received, there is no love to be given. For my love is willing to take us as far as we'll except to be taken. And fill our hearts with happiness. If love and happiness can not be achieved with sadness we'll part and I will leave.
Sorry And Thank You
first off i would like to say that Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi for not being around a lot lately ... as much as i like to be... but if you didn't already know ... i have been very sick ... but feeling much better now ... and hope to be on here more frequent :) I would also like to send out a huge Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi To all my friends and family for their kind words ... etc. that really means a lot to me :) Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi and will be back in full force very soon ... until then take care and stay safe Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi
Why Me
Why me, why does he do this shit to me? I cant take it ne more. his damn family gave away all of my lil girls toys and my ex just keeps lieing to me. i cant take it. just when i think my life has gotten just a lil better something goes wrong. i look around and see everyone i know happy, and i'm sad.
Man Laws - Rules To Live By~
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note . . . these are all numbered "1" on purpose. 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: - Subtle hints do not work! - Strong hints do not work! - Obvious hints do not work! - JUST SAY IT! 1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts
Lead Me Home
Use to think you couldn't hear me - When things didn't go my way, Too selfish to live my life for you - So I threw it all away, Wasn't long ago - My only escape from the pain, Was a needle in my arm - and drugs in my vein, I wasn't strong enough - I wasn't strong enough i wasn't strong enough - to surrender to you its so easy to point a finger - so no one see's its me, But lord you know how guilty I am - I pray you can forgive me, They say the highway to hell - Is paved with the best intentions Well, I've so many - I'm too scared to mention, I wasn't strong enough - I wasn't strong enough I wasn't strong enough - To be like you, But now my world is crashing - and it's become so clear, Through the dust and rubble - There'd be no me if you weren't here, The pains got me thinking - Of just how selfish I am, Lord I pray you fill my empty soul - Make me more than I am, Lord my tears are falling - My heart is breaking for you, Shine your light down upon me
The Professor And The Mad
I was cleaning out my mailbox yesterday (wow, how ubiquitous the Internet has become; you didn't even have to ask whether I was referring to my literal mailbox at my apartment or the one I have online) and came across a letter from my alma mater, Stetson University ( It was a memorial notice about Michael Raymond, an English professor there who'd died (I hate the euphemism "passed away") this past Wednesday from complications due to his Type I diabetes. I had taken his English 101 class my first semester there in the fall of 1990, and I remember Dr. Raymond as a congenial, enjoyable person you could imagine fitting in anywhere. Trust me, there were professors I had at Stetson I couldn't imagine doing anything in the "real world". What scares me -- and it's part of the reason I never pursued graduate study after receiving my bachelor of arts in May 1994 -- is that I could have easily been one of the latter, a denizen of the ivory tower. I still remember English 101
Zimbabwe: Liberal Consequences
by Dr. William Pierce Today let's talk about liberalism. Let's look at what this disease of the soul is doing to one group of our people. Let's look at the consequences of liberalism in a country in the southeastern part of the continent of Africa, a country that until 20 years ago was known as Rhodesia and today is called Zimbabwe. The reason Rhodesia is called Zimbabwe today is that in 1979 the Rhodesians, under intense diplomatic and economic pressure brought to bear against them by liberals in America and Europe -- and to be completely honest about it, showing some symptoms of the disease themselves -- decided to let Blacks vote for the next government of Rhodesia. Since there were at that time six million Blacks living in Rhodesia and only 275,000 White Rhodesians, this was in effect a decision by the Rhodesians to commit collective suicide. Some of them realized that fact at the time, but most didn't, because, as I just mentioned, they were showing some early symptoms of li
We are leaving around three this afternoon to head to S.C.!!! Leave me lots of stuff!!!
Did You Know????
The womans clitoris is the only organ that is solely for pleasure. You men jealous lol
I just wanted you to know, That you can have me again. Just tell me where to go, And you can have me again. Whisper my name into my ear, And you can have me again. Tell me what I want to hear, And you can have me again. I am wrapped around your finger, So you can have me again. All you need to do is linger, And you can have me again. Spank my ass and pull me close, And you can have me again. Hand to me a sweet, sweet rose, And you can have me again. I know you never loved me, But you can have me again. You always treat me ugly, And you can have me again. You call me your little whore, And you can have me again. You know I'll come back for more, And you can have me again. Slap my face and pull my nipples, You know you'll have me again. Give me that look that gives me chills, And you can have me again. Call me a whore and spit upon me, And you can have me again. Lie and cheat and beat up on me, And you can have me again.
13 Questions...
If I asked you out, tell me would you say yes? Would my charm win you over? If we got intimate, could I help you undress? Would you let me kiss on you shoulder? If I touched you soft, would that make you shiver? Would goosebumps grow deep from your bones? Or if I bit your lip, would your legs start to quiver? Would you moan once I reached your zone? Tell me ...could I take your breath, in ways that you've never seen? And if for some reason I was your best, would you tell me the truth indeed? Would you tell me when you've reached your peak? There's a couple more questions to ask... If I asked these questions, would you speak? Or would you show me the cold hard facts? Nemesis of Nazerath
Another Day Has Dawned
Another Day Has Dawned Current mood: awake Another Day Has Dawned by Timothy Bostick Amidst our chaos and confusion; Amidst our anguish and despair; Amidst our never-ending questions and blame; … Lies a world of lessons. Through our tears and astonishment; Through our hopelessness and depression; Through our anxiety and grief; … Lies a world of shame. For it is our world that is responsible; It is our world that allowed this sadness; It is our world that has lost its youth; … And it is our world that needs to change. It is a warning for those who would isolate it; It is a warning for those who would bury it; It is a warning for those who think it will not touch them; … It is we, who need to address it. For this is the birth of our own generation; This is the birth of our own problems; This is the birth of our own past mistakes; … It is we, who needed to watch over them. A new generation who have hopes an
I Love You, My Friend
Shall I run or hide And die inside Or pretend That I never knew you, even as a friend? Can I go back in time, Before your hand was in mine, Or erase the kiss, That I will forever miss, Or forget your eyes That seem to hypnotize? Can my mind erase The feel of your embrace? How can I forget all of this And pretend it doesn't exist? I want you to know one thing that will never end - my love for you. I love you, my friend
Just My Ramblings
I grew up in a lot of places, since my Dad was in the Navy, and well in that time things were changing quite a bit. Back then, women wanted to "bust up" the "boy clubs" and make their mark, which I can respect. However, I think things have gone too far. First, they were wearing our suits, and now they are stealing our pants at the Gap! In case you haven't seen the commercial for it, the girlfriend is saying anything he can wear she can wear better, which is a scary thought, because of the flipside to that, where he'd be in a bra and panties. So anyway, she can wear anything better, so she wears his slacks, and now they have pants for women called "the boyfriend slacks" or something like that. So now women want our jobs, they want our pay, and they want our pants! This isn't so bad, except now it really is like 1983 again for men. Back then, guys would wear all the glam make up and tight "girl" pants to get all the girls. These days, it's gone to a new level, with men wearing eye lin
I Hate My Dumb Ass Job!!
i dread going t owork all the time its not cutting the bills or anything im going t otry to become a cocktail waitress i think i would do great im a nice friendly person!!! tell me what you think about the new job situation!!
im horny
Hey Ladies The Penis Wants A Raise
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-------- I do physical labor. 2.------- I work at great depths. 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5.--------I work in a damp environment. 6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7.------- I work in high temperatures. 8. -------My work exposes me to diseases. Reply: Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: > 1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
A novel by Me. Current mood: lethargic Category: Writing and Poetry This entry is better written as a novel. I called my friend Cassidy last week to inform her that I was coming into town this Thurday and Friday. It rang a few times.. then I found myself listening to the themesong of Spongebob Squarepants. I looked at the phone with a "What the fuck?" on my face. She picked up and semi-confused, I answered back. We exchanged how-r-u's and we're both excited to hear from the other. I have yet to see her new place and feel like utter shit about it. On the other hand, we've both been pretty busy with life. Her excitement reminded me of my excitement. I told her that Co&Ca would be on the Warped Tour and we confirmed that yes, we were still going. We both did some excited screeching and departed. This year, I'm going to be fucking prepared. I'm bringing a goddamned pharmacy with me. I'll be bringing Lithium for the manics, Speed for the lethargic, and Imodium for the f
Dragging On
Oh, another boring day is slowly dragging to an end. I can't wait for it to be over. I believe it is mostly because I have been um since 4:30 driving to get here by 10. Still unsure of what is all going on tonight. Looks like I might be sleeping at the shop again.
*big Grin*
It doesn't take long to make new friends on here... I've been a member for about 45 seconds and my page is blowing up!
Life And Love
one final kiss to go on through life into the unknown abyss with no known proof of what is to come; in the coming of time everything known made like a flowing stream your heart will come to an end something you cannot mend only time can fix this whole mix; you have no idea to the highest extent what you mean to me with all the intent of that special someone; and life goes on until you take your final breathe then you can look upon all your loves ones from the heights above; and at that point in time it honestly doesn't end
My Day
Today was a very weird day indeed. I clocked in and everything at seven am...and I went straight to Junior dresses and it took 5 1/2 hours to work everything out and get it all sorted and crap. So when I got off work I went to my mom's job to take her a check... When I got home I ate like popcorn, cheese, crackers and candy. I felt so bad that I got on the Gazelle for 30 minutes and then the Ab Lounger. So all in all I did 2.32 miles on the Gazelle and even on there I burned 280.6 calories plus however how many I burned while doing my ab lounger. I am so proud of myself and from now more junkfoods, no more cokes...and when I go out to eat it has to be healthy. Yes I know...I'm always falling off the bandwagon but I can't help it. And now that all these pretty clothes are coming out and all these gorgeous dresses are coming out I want to lose the weight to be able to wear them. I miss Teddy. And I know for sure that he's in a good college. Florida State University is well
Star Wars Horoscope...lmao
Star Wars Horoscope for Aries Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain. You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control. You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper serve you well. Star wars character you are most like: The Emperor What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
4 New Ones! Graphic So Becareful!
Goodbye My hair blows in the wind as I stand on this ledge. Looking at what is below me. Ready to be my death. Knowing all I need to do is take a step to plummet to my death. My eyes fall upon the sun set in the distance. It will be my last view at those wonderful colors. The pinks playing with the purple and red. Red reminding me at what is at hand. Reminding me that my last breath will be whispering your name. Forgive me for what I have done wrong. I never wanted it to end. But I had to, I love you Goodbye My Body My body twinges in pain. Another day of abuse. More hits and bruises to cover. But in the end you always apologize. I forgive and let myself go to you. A week later my mind races I see you coming at me with a knife. I know better then to run You’ll only hurt me more I stay still as you cut my clothes off I know what lies ahead. Take Me I lay naked in front of you, shivering and crying. My heart racing not knowing what is next. You
Someone tell me how much better it is when yo uget divorced cause i sure as hell hope things get better cause this tramp is cybering with four guys at once in a damn GAME!!! and then having phone sex with one right next to me. I guess 5 years together didnt mean shit to her, i guess i was just a way for her to get out of the fucking army. maybe she is mad that she cant have any more kids by me, either way i dont give a flying fuck anymore, women are the fucking devil and i am done with them. good riddance!!!!!!!!!!!!
Centerfold Facts
pet peeve:people whoask a question that ive answered on a profile already. sign:virgo age:30 sex:yes please favorite color:blood red eyes:hazel/green hair:naturally dark brown-usually black height:6'0" weight:187 favorite food:lasagna favorite movie:conan the barbarian favorite band:slayer favorite song:black magic most likely to:make you choke on food laughing words to live by:do judge a book by its cover,the designers always tailor it to help sell whats inside
The Woman I Am
Lord, Thank You for making me the woman that You have called me to be. Thank You for understanding me when I have felt misunderstood and unloved by others. Thank You for loving me. At times, I have run to the wrong arms, looking for love in the wrong places, but You have never given up on me. You have always met me when I have turned back toward You, and You have drawn me closer than ever to Your heart. Thank you for always seeing me, always hearing me, and always desiring to have an intimate relationship with me. I praise You for enableing me to see myself as You see me- a woman designed by You to give and receive love and as Your beloved child. In Jesus Name, Amen
My Rant Of The Day
Why can't people just say they don't know anything about a subject instead of acting like they know it all and aviod making themselves looking like ignorant know it all pricks? god when will people learn to just say I don't know and leave it there I was having a nice conversation with a friend of mine but it all changed after I said I wouldn't do a few things because I didn't want to do anything to put my relationship with my bf in harms way then he started to spout his mouth off about something he obviously knows nothing about well here's the whole conversation from start to finish because I'm too lazy to weed through it lol. woodl2k2 (4/10/2007 11:34:13 AM): hey girlie, what have you been up to? fire_pixi_180 (4/10/2007 11:35:57 AM): hey just working, and splitting up the rest of my time between my family, my friends, and my bf. and what about you woodl2k2 (4/10/2007 11:36:40 AM): cool deal, just been chillin' & workin' out fire_pixi_180 (4/10/2007 11:36:51 AM): thats cool woo
My Last Resort
looking around thru someone;s else's eyes seeing this person hurting them but I could do nothing with that I could help but me premanitions are very hard to control
"never Ment To Be"
Softly as a gentle breeze, Love crept into my heart So softly I did not realize Until we came to part. 'Twas then that love so suddenly Grew claws, and without warning Clamped around my heart and left Me bleeding and in mourning. So stunned was I by this attack, I did not cry out "stay! " And, frowning at my silence, I turned and walked away. I never knew, until I left, How much you'd meant to me And now you're gone, I guess Our love was never meant to be.
Nine Pints Low
I lie in the crimson pool I have spilled on the hardwood floor.Its only been a second since I commited the act and I already regret what I have done..Thinking of you I cry myself to death,wishing you loved me as I did you.Looking at my hands I dream of holding you near me.Its to late,its to late....
Rap Again
I challenge anybody to provide me the rap lyrics or even a download of any song written recently that does not degrade people of any race or gender or coerce people to do something that is not questionably legal that is mainstream pop. The only song I know about is Ludacis' new song. The Roots don't count since black folks won't even listen to them. I'm sick of this. I'm tired of nigga and bitch and ho and blunt and gun rhymed with fun. I'm tired of people standing behind 50 Cent attacking Oprah for NOT allowing him on the show. This 'keepin it real' is a farce. (They say)It's not real unless u create a negative atmosphere. There's more good things in life than bad or we'd b a buncha suicides.
The world is full of strange, unwashed and naked people. They all live next door.
Sent An Angel To Watch Over You
SENT AN ANGEL TO WATCH OVER YOU LAST NIGHT BUT IT CAME BACK I ASKED WHY? AND IT SAID THAT ANGLES DON'T WATCHOVER ANGELS! *SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT *20 angels are in this world, 10 are sleeping 9 are playing AND 1 is reading this comment, SEND this to 10 friends including me AND if you get back 5 replies, someone you love will surprise you!
I'm Surprised The Death Penalty Wasn't An Option...
The three men who set the church fires in Alabama last year got sentenced to prison, community service, millions in restitution, and, worst of all, had scripture read at them by the judge.The news story can be found here.Now, here's the thing.  There's all sorts of rapist, murderers, etc out there, but according to this story, "DeBusk offered an explanation for the fires that brought shock and fear to the West Alabama communities and more than 100 law enforcement officers on a round-the-clock mission to solve the mysterious crimes."Let me emphasize that:  MORE THAN 100 LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS ON A ROUND-THE-CLOCK MISSION.Our Alabama tax dollars at work.  Now don't get me wrong:  They deserved to be caught.  They deserved to be punished.  But I'd rather have the diligence the police showed in this thing used in crimes against people.And I can't wait for the ACLU (or some other civil liberty group) to appeal the case because the judge quoted scripture at them.  That, to me, shows a defi
24 Thoughts From Larry The Cable :o)
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would the ocean be withou
Stupid Drivers
Would You
Welcome 2 the Nasty Survey. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 Other PPL 1.Would u fuck me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ want me to have u in? answer: 3.Would u give me head/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard? answer: 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u fuck me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 fuck me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked? answer: 12.Where would u fuck me @? answer: 13.Would u fuck me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u fuck me again and again? answer: 15.Would u fuck me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we fucked like ........ stars? answer: 17.Would u have ph
Why Do They Do It
I don't understand why guy put girls pics on there main page. Are they gay or what, I don't understand at all. So if someone could enlighten me that would be great.
Indian Story
While touring an Indian reservation in North Dakota filming a documentary, Barbara Walters was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress. His reply: "Only have one woman. One woman,one feather." Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women. Two women, two feathers." Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?" The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief, me sleep with 'em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with 'em all." Horrified, Ms. Walters stated. "You ought to be hung." The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung,
Two Buddies, Bob And Larry, Are Getting Very Drunk At A Bar When Suddenly
Larry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no ... Now my wife will kill me! Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit. I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me - he had one too many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill! His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks." "Oh, yeah ... I almos' fergot. He shhhit in my pants, too.
Veitnam Rock Roll Remember
A Memory That Has Been With Me And Still Haunts Me To This Day...
When i was 13 yrs parents had friends that we became close with that they knew from when they drove truck...they later became my god parents...i trusted them both with every inch of my being...i loved them dearly...they were the second closest thing to my real parents...and i always thought i would never get hurt by either of them...i know of girls or ppl in general that would lie about something like this...but this what im about tell isnt a lie by any means...but anyway we agreed that durring the summer when school was out i told my dad and god parents that i wanted to go out on the truck with them...well i did and then tragedy struck when my god father found out his aunt fell off the back of a truck so we had to go to texas so he could be there for her surgery and all at the same time he was switching companys so he had to turn his truck in...we were suppose to get up the next morning and help him clean it heres where it gets extremely hard to talk about...but tha
My Best Friend And The Person I Loved Dearly A Long While Back Being Murdered...
There was a boy i loved dearly he was such an awesome friend to me and we talked online everyday he was always so kind and never hurt anyone...later i fell for him...and then come to find out some girl and her gang were going after him...and one night they were outside stalking him outside his house and he was home by himself...he was talking to me online at the time and then the last thing he typed to me was "they broke into my house" and then he said "they shot me in the arm" then after that never heard another thing...then she come to his pc and said "he's dead bitch" and then not another word was said...then his mother got on his account and told me that it was true that they had lost him do to him being shot...i was so devistated i started crying...i love him then so much like i still do now and he's my gaurdian watching over me...Kai dont ever forget i miss you and think of you often...
Are We Friends
50 Mistakes Women Make During Sex ....hallelujah!! Someone Knows Lol
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it'
How Am I In Bed
*How Are You in Bed?*KINKYDamn, you are an amazing kisser and you have a reputation with the guys/girls!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
You Are... What Month You Are Born... Is It True?
JANUARY TALKS Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. FEBRUARY SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sha
Week 11
week 11 You To keep your baby supplied with food and oxygen, your body makes more blood (you’ll be producing 50% extra before the nine months is up). Because of this, blood vessels have to become floppier – otherwise they’d burst. Hormones make blood vessels more flexible – but also make other tissues relax. So watch out for constipation caused by gut muscles becoming sluggish. Your baby Your baby’s jaw rises up away from the chest, as his neck begins to lengthen. Many mums have a dating scan around now – your first chance to see your amazing tiny baby, swooping about inside you and even making facial expressions such as yawning. (It’s very moving, so pack those tissues!) Picture perfect? • A dating scan (between 10 and 16 weeks) will give you an estimated date of delivery – and can also tell you whether you’re carrying one, two…or more babies! • Between 11 and 13 weeks you may have a nuchal scan, although in many areas you have to pay for these.
Jade And I
Today I plan to take my daughter to the park, but the local park is small and boring. So we got in my car and took off for Dan Nichols park near salibury nc. We had a blast. It is good place for small kids. I hope to take her again next week. You can have a day of fun for less than 20 dollars. Day of fun for a great price.
"why?" To Be Published Summer '07!
This summer, "Why?" will be published by the International Library of Poetry! It's going into a book tentatively titled "Immortal Verses"! WHOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!
My Definiton Of Pain
The Lightning Flashes in my head I try to love again but the feelings dead The pains too high, too much to bare But who's to care? no, there's nobody there No one to stop me from falling down My heart cries out but no one's left around to make a sound Well, i guess thats where I'm all alone Not that it matters cause my hearts made of stone Yeah i guess this is what I get for passing the test Shoulder to Shoulder with the men who give a hundred percent This life... made up of pain, deceit and lies, and men men who cry because nobody's left alive When do the good guys get a chance to change the tide No, never... I guess we're just along for the ride So much for the happy ending between husbands and wives And at the end of this verse Another Soldiers inner burn dies
~Love~ Devotion so strong with respect A love for one you’d never neglect Sometimes we see a person from afar Our heart skips a beat, and we wonder who they are? When we meet that special one we feel enchantment Over time a love develops and we feel contentment You begin to feel the warmth and friendship Developing slowly over time with courtship Everyone sees adoration that you have for your mate Sometimes we wonder did we meet through fate? In the twinkle of your eyes, and smile on your face A love so true just for you to embrace Endearment for family and friends Our affection for them transcends With warmth, fondness and attachment Feelings of closeness are so apparent Many types of love as we grow Even a little pet set our hearts aglow Children are so special God’s gifts Our hearts and souls feels such a lift Each love so different and yet so constant An emotion of affection very much abundant For family, friends and that special mate
Hey I Am Bored!
we should talk any one that ones to can i am just bored right now!
16 Signs You Love Someone
16 SIGNS YOU LOVE SOMEONE When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole t
State Of Mind
State of Mind . . . If you think you are beaten, you are; If you think you dare not, you don't! If you'd like to win, but you think you can't, It's almost certain you won't.. If you think you'll lose, you're lost; For out in the world we find Success begins with a fellow's will; It's all in the state of mind.. If you think you're outclassed, you are; You've got to think high to rise. You've got to be sure of yourself Before you 'll ever win the prize.. Life's battles don't always go To the stronger or faster man; But sooner or later the man who wins Is the person who thinks he can . . .
Diary Entry For April 7th 2007 you doin? lmao..sorry about that...i was watching my cousin's stash of friends dvd sets. i dont know why but i find joey hysterical. anyway yesterday my dad asked me to show him all the stuff i bought with the check card he gave me last month. so there i was trying to explain to him that i havent done my laundry & to give me till today to show it to him. lmao...only thing is that instead of looking for & doing my laundry i spent the night talking to sean. lmao. oh well...i managed to throw some stuff in the washer this morning that way i at least have something to show him when he gets home from work. i knew taking my dad's money for new clothes was a bad idea...but come on who wouldnt have taken the money? besides mom did tell me to update my look cuz i had a marine husband with awesome uniforms, lmao. oh well....i love my life & its many quirks. oh like i said before i was talking to sean last night. there's a chance he could come home & there's also the chance that
Positive Thinking
So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me "can u give me a lift" so I said "Sure you look great the worlds ur oyster"
Birds And Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Sound really good right now. I'd nap just about anywhere. I'm THAT tired. I was up all night...well actually 3 nights in a row. (Thanks!) Places I Wouldn't Mind Napping Right Now: - a bush, or well-tended garden - a French Terry Chaise Lounge - a Massage Table - a Utility Closet - a tub full of Cool Whip - a large man's bosom, preferably with a beard. (The man, not the bosom) - a pile of Ace Bandages
Kids Hats
Finally, after months of being on cherrytap and talking about hats I make for kids. Now, I have pictures of a few of them in my album. As soon as I level up I will add more pictures on there for you to see. I'm making them for kids who has cancer. But in order to have money to ship them to the kids I also need to sale a few. So, go to my album they have their own little album so you dont have to look threw all kinds of stuff to get to them. The price is really cheap some say to cheap :) so go look and i hope you enjoy them.
Serial Killer Quiz
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw80%Leatherface65%Captain Spaulding60%Jason Voorhees55%Pinhead45%Candyman45%Freddy Krueger40%Hannibal Lecter25%Michael Myers20%Buffalo Bill20%Whic
Missed Up Big Time
I have missed up big time as of late and I'm losing the things that mean the most in my life. I don't want that to happen any more So I must make a change in my life for the best So I don't lose the things in my life that meen the most to me.
Clean Out Time!
O.K. Hi everyone, once again I find myself with ppl on my list that I have rated all pics, stashes and added comments yet not even a ty by some! Friendship is a 2 way street and when it becomes a one way or a dead end that street must be removed from the city of friendship! SOOOOOOO.. here is the deal I'm gonna post this and hope you all read it, then I will clean out my list. If I remove you and you have rated me or still want me on your list I'm sorry, just send me an invite and I'll accept! Let's all have fun and make lots of friends and get lots of points!!
Little Vito
On Math A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Vito. He replies, "None. They will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then, Little Vito says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Vito replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking." LITTLE VITO ON MATH Little Vito returns from school, and he says he got an "F" in arithmetic. "Why?" asks Little Vito'
Who's Dependable? (for Women)
Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT - Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her . When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you, or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, mothers, grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins and extended family all bless our life. When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of
My Writings
You shall not acquire her. You shall love her, but never have her. I am a possession of life and only that. No human shall ever possess this lady's soul. Capture her heart if you will, but leave her soul run free. The thoughts crumble from my mind like stale bread for the birds. Feeding my mind for a short time. Feeling satisfaction for the time being. Soon to be off again, flying through the skies; weightless and free. Wings spread wide. A romanticism quickly rushed upon. Passion and lust both imbedded deeply while all other depths are lost amongst the pleasures of the flesh. The light falls upon the room, pulling the darkness away and uncovering all that was once hidden. The shadows push back against the light, but they fail to overtake the bright rays of brilliance. Sulking, they retreat to a far away place to plot their revengeful return. Uninspired, I danced blindly not caring to see the colors of life as they sped past me. Spinning me in circles until I was unable to
This Is Funny (and I'm Blonde Too!)
Three ladies all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the ladies decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No way,"
Good Advice
For those of you who didn't know, Kurt Vonnegut has passed away. If you have never read his work, well....shame on you. Go do it. Vonnegut had published some lovely advice on writing short stories. I try to follow these rules, but suspect I fail often. No matter, I'll get better, and hopefully some of you may learn from this: 1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted. 2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for. 3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water. 4. Every sentence must do one of two things -- reveal character or advance the action.* 5. Start as close to the end as possible. 6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them -- in order that the reader may see what they are made of. 7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your
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A Mother's Greatest Anguish
A Mother's Greatest Anguish Author : Poetess Call Me Glen-Duh! Have you heard a mother crying, when she thinks no one is there? Have you looked into those piercing eyes, taken a glimpse of her despair? I have watched a mother struggle, being much stronger than before. But in her nights of solitude, she cries until she can no more. Many wonder why she cries, her broken heart can never mend. Because each time she finds some strength, the pain that kills her doesn't end. She cries because her broken soul can't handle the pain she must endure. How much longer can she take it? no one can tell her that for sure. You question why she's so distressed, it's something you cannot perceive. This is what happens to a mother, when her trust has been deceived. You ask why she's in such agony, why she hides pain behind her smile. You see. . . a mother's greatest anguish, is the betrayal of her child.
Sexual Style Quiz
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot69%Soft56%Sweet56%Exciting44%Shy19%Awkward13%Violent13%Wet0%What is your sexual style?created with
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Morning Random Thought
sometimes Matt Lauer is a moron. He should think before he speaks. this morning he was revealing how much weight some couple had lost and instead of saying "lets see the before picture" he says "lets remind the viewers of their size with the picture" maybe it is just me this morning- but the tone in his voice made it sound like "hey, check out how freaking FATTY they were!" I kid you not he giggled when he said it. and then the couple comes out and he exclaims "WOW!" like he is still in shock. jerk. oh well..he is still better than Katie Couric. She always wears too much eye makeup and now she is dating some guy 17 years younger than her. mid-life crisis anyone? I bought a new cover for my cell phone, but I guess they are fixing the towers and every time I put the cover on, I lose all reception for my phone. I hope it is just the tower issue or I am gonna be pissed at losing 20 bucks. not to mention the cover is freaking cool. I need to wash my car and detail it. it's a mess
Obituary- Common Sense
OBITUARY- Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn’t always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in a place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers fo
Gunman Kills 30 On Virginia Tech Campus
Gunman Kills 30 on Virginia Tech Campus BLACKSBURG, Va. (AP) - A gunman opened fire in a Virginia Tech dorm and then, two hours later, in a classroom across campus Monday, killing at least 30 people in the deadliest shooting rampage in U.S. history, government officials told The Associated Press. The gunman was killed, bringing the death toll to 31. Students complained that the university did not warn them about the first deadly burst of gunfire until hours later. "Today the university was struck with a tragedy that we consider of monumental proportions," said Virginia Tech president Charles Steger. "The university is shocked and indeed horrified." It was not immediately clear whether the gunman was shot by police or took his own life. Investigators offered no motive for the attack. The gunman's name was not immediately released, and it was not known if he was a student. The shootings spread panic and confusion on campus. Witness
Seeking For An Girlfriend.
i seek that girl that can be my friend and my lover at the same time. the one that you can take home to met the parents and hang out with the boys. but she has top have an lady like way to her also. i want someone that is honest,caring,funny,smart and down to earth is that to much to ask for? looks dont really matter to me. looks fade but true beauty last forever.
20 Questions Carrie Underwood
1. What gave you the courage to stick with your country roots? It had to take courage when competing on American Idol. I was a little worried in the beginning about maybe possibly singing country music to people who might not really understand it. I thought it may be a little detrimental to me, but I knew that that's the kind of record deal I wanted afterwards, whether I won or not. I figured it would be silly to stray because then I'd end up with possibly nothing. 2. I know it is important for you to be in Nashville to further your career. Are you going to live there? I am an Oklahoman, and we are hoping you'll keep your ties here. My parents do still live in Oklahoma, so if I ever have a couple of days off, I'm definitely going to Oklahoma. It really makes sense for me to have a house here in Nashville just because everything and everybody I work with is here in Nashville. It just makes sense, instead of me living in a hotel, like I'm doing right now, to get a house. Hopeful
Monday 4/16/07
Well, today started out good and was just another ordinary day where I just chatted and listened to Crush FM all day, but earlier this afternoon my online dad IMed me and told me that my online sister died this morning at 5:25 A.M. so I've been kinda down the rest of the day. He and my online mom and Lisa's sister are all having a really hard time dealing with it, my online dad couldn't even stay online to talk to me for very long because he was so upset. Anyway, the funeral will be on Wednesday sometime and she will be buried near her mom's family. Thankyou Cracker for the tribute to her that you did on your show today, that was awesome and very much appreciated. Well, not much more to write about, so I guess I will end this entry here. Have a great night all.
Paula Al Fresco
It had been almost an hour since I’d dropped Paula off and my adrenaline was still coursing through my body. It had been a really wild afternoon, more so than I had expected when I’d picked her up earlier that morning. It was probably one of if not the wildest first meetings I had ever had with a woman. And what a woman she was. I first met Paula online in an AOL chat room. She had a great sense of humor and was cutting some young kid that tried to come onto her up for the room’s entertainment. So I decide that I’d check out her profile and see what her deal was. It turned out that she lived about 40 minutes from me. I sent her and IM and we started chatting. It was very comfortable and there was chemistry there right from the jump. After a couple of chats she sent me some nude pics of herself and well DAMN. I kid you not she had 36 G tits and her nipples when hard were easily the size of the tip of my thumb. We continued to chat for the next week or so and it progressed to ph
Most of this is true, but I NEVER have to reverse! I'm an expert! haha Body: MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align
Sick :(
Ughh.. I feel crappy. Someone just shoot me
You moved a few more feet to get a clear view of my cabin. A smile crossed your face and you let out a sigh as you saw movement beyond the glass of the cabin. Some twenty feet ahead you found the gravel driveway that provided access to the cabin. You stopped at the edge of the driveway and looked down at the two story cabin. As you started walking down you wondered if a two wheel drive could make it out if there had been snow. You slipped and nearly fell twice in the loose gravels, but managed to keep your feet. The driveway stopped at the right side of the cabin near the main door. The cabin hung over a large drop off that one could easily consider it a cliff. You imagined that it must be an incredible view in the daylight. You climbed the steps that led to the porch and walked towards the door. There were two large windows on each side of the door, and as you approached the first you saw that the blinds were open. You didn’t plan on looking in but the movement caught your eye. As y
The Winners Are ( I Love Country Music)
Carrie Underwood "Before He Cheats" Rascal Flatts "What Hurts the Most" Kenny Chesney "You Save Me" Jack Ingram "Love You" Johnny Cash Award Kris Kristofferson Carrie Underwood "Before He Cheats" Roman White "Before He Cheats" Sugarland "Want To" Taylor Swift "Tim McGraw"
Dont Fall In Love
What To Do When You See A Celebrity
What To Do When You See A Celebrity OK, so you're on holiday in California and you spot a famous celebrity. How should you act? Here are 20 dos and don'ts. 1. Respect the celebrity's right to privacy. 2. Before approaching a celebrity, consider whether it's an appropriate circumstance to do so. 3. Actors don't always get into acting to become famous; they do so because they love acting. And, not every performer wants to meet people. If they ask to be left alone, let them be. 4. If the star is with their children or family, do not approach them. Little children are easily frightened by strangers and stars are protective of their kids. Wait until the star is alone, away from their family or acknowledges you. 5. Never interrupt a celebrity. 6. If a star is dining, talking with others or is otherwise involved, don't intrude. It's better to send a short note... something like this, "I saw you across the room, but didn't want to intrude. I really enjoy your performances
Well, for those of you that have not been reading my blogs, the man that killed my husband almost 3 years ago was found guilty two weeks ago. I am getting ready right now to head down to the court house to finally put this whole thing to rest.. He is going to be sentenced today, so I guess I will finally know if justice has been done or just another let down. I will post what the courts decision is on a bulliton, lets keep ourfingers crossed !!!!
Quote For April 17
Only the devil and I know the whereabouts of my treasure, and the one of us who lives the longest should take it all. -- Edward Teach Bonus Quote: Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead. -- Yellowbeard Yellowbeard This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
More Random Thoughts
AHHHHHH! ok I'm a little better what happened at Virginia Tech was sad, horribly sad. however, I turned the tv off because I don't want to spend my whole day being sad and having it shoved in my face. I have said my happy thoughts for the families. still bored with food, but I should eat breakfast.. I guess I could have a bagel or something pack pack pack..blah blah blah I wish the shop's Kit-Kat order would come in why can't happy music be as pretty as sad music? daddy offered to help me pack tonight if I want it.. (huh?) I like the TV show "Drive" what the hell is that song from the Gilgamesh preview? it rocks what ever happened to Gwen Stefani's talent? I really like the phone straps we ordered for work yesterday. why is Gackt too pretty for his own good? HYDE..*giggles........ they just go together why can't I find those model leg shaper shoe things, damn, I need to go to japan. maybe I can find some in SF need to go to SF ok, mindless
I Realize That I Am A Big Fucking Weirdo.
10 really dumb facts about me.... 1. I can't stand when the webs of my fingers are wet. 2. I put on one sock, then shoe, then next sock, then shoe. Schwab hates it. He yelled at me. 3. I can only drink milk out of a glass. But if you touch it or sip it or make contact with my milk at any point......I can't drink it anymore and you are an asshole for doing that to me. (Same thing with icecream) 4. When I am hung over.....I watch indian music videos. (As I am doing now) 5. I touch my face alot when i'm nervous. 6. I hate the fact that now that my hair is growing longer....I have to brush it more than once a day. 7. When I was little, I thought gay people were just men and they had sex by touching the ends of their penises together. 8. When I sleep I have to have my ears covered by the blanket.....but not my nose. 9. I want to learn more about working on cars. 10. Apparently when I was a baby I was scared of the color green, and whenever someone would put a
A Day Of Mourning
Hello to all, I would like to take the time to say my prayers are with the families and friends of the Virginia Tech comunity. This is a sad time for alot of us. I sat here now watching the local news in total sadness, though I personally didnt know any of the victims I still feel the pain of those who have lost a loved one. Times such as these are just so hard to grasp as we all sit and wonder why. How could someone commit such a hanus crime.So many innocent peoples lives taken for simply being at the wrong place at the wrong time. As I have said so many times life is so precious and we never realize how much until things like this occur. I send my deepest symphathy ro all. If anyone of you would like to talk to me about this I am a good listener and I will do anything within my abilities to help. IT brings to mind of all the other school shootings and sends shivers down my spine. I have children of my own in school and it scares me to death thinking how this could have been ther
Direct Link Is Working
This is temp until I can find some one to pay to make a flash into for our site and basic info. Yes its basic but all I have time for at this moment.. I will keep everyone up to speed about changes. Thanks DD
Nicholas Got His First Tooth!
Finally! Yep thats right my baby got his firtst tooth today!
Military Wives Song
*sighs* just felt like sighing,lol.
When I Grow Up
When I grow up I want to be a super hero! I want to save the world and make people happy I want to be someone's hero too. When I grow up I want to help people in trouble and put out fires I want to rescue kitties stuck in trees When I grow up I want to dance to beautiful music I want to tell stories and wear beautiful costumes When I grow up I want to help people to read and write I want to help people learn about all sorts of things When I grow up I want to inspire future life. I want to encourage new presidents, leaders and heros When I grow up I know that I can do anything I know I can be whatever I want to be and do what I want to do I know this because my Daddy told me so
Or Water Displacement #40 as it is known. The product began from a Search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile Parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth Formulation, thus WD 40. The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect Their atlas missile parts. The workers were so pleased with the product, they began smuggling (also known as "shrinkage" or "stealing") it out to use at home. The Executives decided there might be a consumer market for it and put it in Aerosol cans. The rest, as they say, is history. It is a carefully guarded recipe known only to four people. Only One of them is the "brew master." There are about 2.5 million gallons of The stuff manufactured each year. It gets its distinctive smell from a Fragrance that is added to the brew. Ken East (one of the orig
Value A Woman
"A Woman" This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
What Is Your Stripper Name?
Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = Fantasia b = Chesty c = Starr d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi p = Bunny q = Brandy r = Sugar s = Candy t = Raquelle u = Sapphire v = Cinnamon w = Blaze x = Trixie y = Isis z = Jade 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = Leather b = Dream c = Sunny d = Deep e = Heaven f = Tight g = Shimmer h = Velvet i = Lusty j = Harley k = Passion l = Dazzle m = Dixon n = Spank o = Glitt
All I have to say is some guys can really piss me off.
Void, canceled, simply annulled. Endlessly aching, unconsoled. Life without you, cause without reason. Touch without sense, time without season. I face life now facing a cancerous sore, A sordid parasite that eats at my core. All that makes me whole, all I hold deep within, Leaving me lifeless, or at least not livin'. A shallow face, anguished and marred. An empty space, scaled and scarred. Sweetly abiding to a cynical charade. Secretly hiding 'hind a fictitious facade. Still, lost within this heart of glass, This fragile and yet unfeeling mass. Lies the remains of a love that glowed, The gift to you I once bestowed. But honor and pride now bereaved- By your love for me so misconceived, Ripped from my inner depths, impeding- Mind and body and spirit, bleeding; Now's crushed to sand from thy ruthless hand, A cold stare I just can't understand. I feel that somehow, somehow I'm dying, At least my soul and all that's underlying. A simple void, is that what I'v
This Is For People Who Like To Down Rate Other People And This Is My Opinion!
I love the points when people down rate but I now came to my own conclusion. Down Rate their Profile just like how they do it to me! I don't know about some people but for me, when someone rates a 10 it is a confidence builder. When I see a 1 it makes me feel offended. Is this how some people feel?
3 Things To Think About
Three things to think about 1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS 1. COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they can track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. 2. THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore anyway. 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse.
Humpday Me Baby
Hope everyone is having a great humpday!!! I added my yellow and black chaps update today for all of you that love my big bootie... hugs..Lorie (adults only)!!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi
My Sister Is Home
Weeeeeeeeeeeee thank you to all of you that have shown concern and prayers for my sister. e is at home now resting comforatbley and getting well slowly. You all so ROCK. We love you all huggles and kisses Bren
Life Of Day
Thus upon these dreams you play Rendering unto my own free will Yearning for naught can thy be held Striving yet only to be left nil thy dreams of true erotic kiss left scorned in thy dreadful daylight unbearable elegant dreams of bliss for within I find not thy ease nor release from thine own torture broken and torn praying for release I find solitude within my own device
Another Daily
While you were out, I got a call A man sayin' you given him your all When I asked him for his name He spoke these words that began to mame He said he was in love with you And you were in love with him too Is all this true The things he said All I feel is blue When I should see red He began to mention intimate things Even your tattoo that shouldn't be seen I told him to cut it, but on he went He knows way too much, and now I'm spent I said I was in love with you And you were in love with me too Is all this true Is what I say so We can't be through I need to know 12/12/2003 ``` Cory
"far Away"
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need to hear you say That I love you I have loved you all along And I forgive you For being away for far too long So keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore Belie
The Possible End Of Internet Radio???
I know people are going to start hearing a lot about it in coming days, it's being reported on major news outlets. With my position as a DJ possibly on the line here, I have strong feelings about it. Folks, if you like hearing my show, or any internet radio station, you need to take a stand NOW...the end of internet radio may come by May 15...go here for information...
Every now and then I like to paint. I just finished this one today. -taCo
Bubba Had Shingles
Bubba had shingles Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem that more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The doctor ask
Hmmm I Dont Think So
What type of beauty are you?You are Cute!You have a natural look, you don't even have to try, and people are attracted to you. Maybe it's just your personality, or it could be your style. Either way people like what they see.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
The Real Truth Is
I AM SO SICK OF THISYOU TRY SO HARD & YOU GET NOWARE               You know, people make mistakes and they seem to live with it there whole life cause many wont let it go and want to keep bringing it up!!! Why the hell is this God Damn world like this!!! Its like there is no care at all and like everyone seems to pull towards violence!!! Is this the life we all wish to live?               Lets look at some of the things that people may make a mistake at!!!! Like come on everyone, everyone makes a mistakes and yet we are to learn from our mistakes and not get drug down by them!!! We all know that the world wants to make sure that the person that made the mistake gets drug down by there mistake and suffers!!!! Even the fucking God Damn so called church people are guilty at this and they act like they did nothing wrong but there bible says thou salt not judge but they fucking do judge!!! CRIMINAL               All criminals are set up to be known as bad poeple by society in wich is tought
Cock Analogies[all Made Up By Me]
Chicken Cock CockKabob PotatoCock Holy Monster Cocks Grizzly Cock Pumpkin Cock Cock Commander Cock Gobbler Cocktacular What the Cocks? Holy Cocks Batman Cocktastic Its was so Cockity Cockled Up Shitty Cocks Cockrageous Cockadilly Raging Cocks SIlly Cock Cockular Mind Cockling Cockified Cockrific Thunder Cocks Nacho Cocks Domino Cocks Edward ScissorCocks Popcorn Cocks People: Otis B. DriftCock Captain SpauldingCock Mama FireCock House of 1000Cocks Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Cocks The Beverly HillCocks Monopoly Cocks Marilyn Mancocks Zack Wyldecocks Ozzy OzCocks Justin Timbercocks Hilary Clintcocks Osama Bin Ladencocks Harry Pottercocks Johnny Knoxcock
***newsflash*** Bob Leaves Ct
Yes folks. Im leaving. This weekend I shall do something so wonderful, so magical in real life and as a result, and desire for cleanliness of mind I am retiring from CT. On CT, which a magical wee woman told me about, I met many many girls. Some I talk to a lot, mostly none at all how. Ive met some salt of the earth girls that I wanna become Muslim for and marry them all but cant. Others are complete fucking bitches who are so far up their own asses with themselves that it makes me yak 6 times. Anyways point is to those who have been nasty to me, FUCK YOU! To those who have loved me, you know who you are because we IM on other grooves, I think you are so awesome and love spending online time with yas! Im happy I met so many delicious girls and still chat to quite a few of them! Peace Bob aka Y!= steviefitz
Nice Weather Finally Here
hello all just wanted to let everyone know that the beaytiful weather is finnaly here it's about time too considering we have 3 snowstorm this month hopefully it will stay like this anyways keep in touch and remeber put your self on the map in my profile.take care.....nibbles
Today's Horoscope
"When you keep the focus on having clear lines of communication, you'll soon see tangible and happy results. One area that immediately improves is romance. It's amazing what happens when you learn how to express yourself." todays horoscope
To Everyone
I want to say "HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!" I am going out of town...I will tell you all about it when I get back....lovesss and lixxxssss
X-men Legends - Alliance
Metal Gear Solid 3 - End
Soul Reaver 2 - Raziel Meets Ariel
Coming Undone
Keep holding on When my brain's tickin' like a bomb Guess the black thoughts have come Again to get me Sweet bitter words Unlike nothing I have heard Sing along mocking bird You don't affect me That's right Deliverance of my heart Please strike Be deliberate [Chorus] Wait I'm coming undone Irate I'm coming undone Too late I'm coming undone One looks so strong So delicate Wait I'm starting to suffocate And soon I anticipate I'm coming undone One looks so strong So delicate Choke choke again I thought my demons were my friends Getting me in the end They're out to get me Since I was young I've tasted sorrow on my tongue And this sweet sugar gun Does not protect me That's right Trigger between my eyes Please strike Make it quick now [Chorus] I'm trying to hold it together Head is lighter than a feather Looks like i'm not getting better Not getting better (Korn)
Finally :)
I got laid :) And no it wasn't by myself. :D Have I told you how much i like getting laid? Yeah.. I love it. He had fun trying to keep me on the bed :P
Your cruel devise Your blood like ice One look could kill My pain,Your thrill POISON
Dancing On My Life As If It Were The Grave
only if i die will all my wishes come true. you will love me you will respect me you will finally listen to me. you will wash clothes take out trash pick up after yourself clean the bathroom you will go to church tell the truth about us and yourself stop blaming me for your own lack of self-.... when i die finally your lies will unearth truths that u dare not tell me as if i'd stop breathing ...and that's what you wait for.
Tell Me
My Death (poem)
My Death (1998-2000?) Forgive me father, for I have sinned. & Death welcomed me with open arms while chanting at me: Anahl nathragth, ooth vast bethud Dothyell dienve. Over, like an endless breath the charm of making, around me like a wind--a storm never dying, yet growing stronger: Anahl nathragth, ooth vast bethud dothyell dienve. When I was within Deaths grasp, close enough to touch the blackness and feel it crawl about my skin, Death closed its masterful arms around me, like I was its very own child, and Thunder clapped loudly as it completed its circle of embrace around me! When I looked up at the cold, dark thing loving me, I saw bolts of sheer Lightning where eyes once would've possessed a place had there been a skull. And when I told it my thoughts and pain with my eyes, the Thunder clapped again, more loudly, and the Lightning in its eyes grew bigger--Stronger and more filled with hate; My Hate! Yet I felt no fear. Then it cov
April 20th 2008
Happy 420! My plans were hit the bowl, watch cheech and chong up in smoke, eat cookies, hit the bowl, watch half baked, hit the bowl, watch the sabers whoop the islanders, eat dinner (tacos tonight), go to the drive in (not sure what's playing). But my daughter has a fever and is going to the doctors at 9:45 am. So who knows if I will spark one today we will see. To all my happy stoners Spark one for me!
Ensign: First The Kingdom
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 20 April 2007 When I was considering how to approach this week's Ensign -- I'm writing about our present move into our first house here in Minot; we started Sunday and should be finished moving everything in by the time you read this -- the verse where Jesus says that foxes have holes, the birds have their nests, but the Son of Man one of His titles has no place to lay his head came to mind. (It actually appears twice, in Matthew 8:20 and Luke 9:58.) But now that I don't have to drive across town to get home to a second-story apartment but instead enter a house where if right now I don't have to navigate a slew of packed boxes I will feel like I'm living off TV dinners and being amazed at how much I didn't remember we had, I realize I have a home and I'm never really been homeless for an e
Have A Good Weekend!!!!
HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT WEEKEND HAVE FUN AND BE SAFE !!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi
Getting Through Customs
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic Hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, Un
How To Tick People Off Lol
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." Practice making fax and modem noises. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. Holler random numbe
Rinoa The Sleeping Fairy.
Tera And Evan Oh My
Ok so i met tera patrick and evan seinfeld tonight. It was alright kinda shitty. I have the biggest crush on evan and he looked super sick , hes soo skinny. but its all good im all for being skinny, was just a shock really. tera was very nice , and not stuck up at all. which was cool. anyways thats it.
Im Sick Of Hearing This....
"i can't help that i met someone here and had feelings for him and it ended up working out" I heard this so many times. If I had $1,000,000 everytime I heard that, I would be richer than Bill Gates and Donald Trump
What Really Matters
It isn't the size of your house as such That matters so much at all. It's the gentle hand and its loving touch, That make it great or small. The friends who come and the hour they Who out of your house depart, Will judge it not by the style you show, But rather by the size of your heart. It isn't the size of your head so much, It isn't the wealth you found. That will make you happy -- it's how you touch The lives that are all around. For making money is not hard -- To live life well is an art: How people love you, how they regard, Is all in the size of your heart.
A Wish Come True
Having someone special in my life is like having a wish come true. He is a blessing and a miracle. He is my guiding light. He makes me feel that everything will be all right. I am so happy and very grateful than He and I are in the same wavelength and im so glad that he's very understanding. plus he does more than just hear to what i need he listens to me. He smooths out the rough edges of any obsticle and offers a hand. He likes me and respect me and would do anything for me and he makes sure that I know that im special with him I can just be myself and I know that neither one of us have to put up an act and we can be exactly who we are inside. We both know how we feel about each other. He has the insight into my very soul. He knows the big and the little things. He knows my highs and lows. my special dreams. He knows when im hurting and he does everything in the world to help and he always come to the rescue, specially when things aren't goin right his always right there by
New Picturez
hey everyone i posted new suicide girl pictures so comment/rate and it will be returned.
What My Name Means
What Shannon Means S is for Sunbeam H is for Hotcakes A is for Angel Face N is for Num Nums N is for Num Nums O is for One and Only N is for Number OneWhat's Your Pet Name?
Please Check It Out And Comment!
To all my friends and fans, We have completely revamped my website at Please head over and take a look. On the media page there are some new vids to watch and also a podcast interview show of me on Metalization radio you can listen to. In the nav bar you will find a link to a fan page called "The New Flesh". I sure would appreciate it if any or all of you would leave a comment on either the site or my dangerous line of work and the way I do it. Thank you in advance, Steve Santini
A Fearful Voice
I don't understand. Why can't my daddy hold me like that....why doesn't my mommy hug me or tell me that I'm good??? I lie away at night and listen to them fight. I hear that words "the dumb f**cking kid has ruined everything" Then I hear the footsteps climbing up the stairs. As the footsteps get louder, a chill goes up my spine. I think to myself, "if I just close my eyes and pretend I'm asleep, I'll be ok." The light goes on and my eyes pop open. There he is in front of me. Yelling and screaming at me like I did something wrong. I can't help but to cry. I'm afraid. I'm afraid for what my daddy will do to me. Will he just yell or will he hit me too? Suddenly I see stars and everything around me goes black. I can hear her crying in the other room. I awake to find myself no longer hurting. NO bruises, no scars, no tears, but in my mommy's arms. I'm still wearing my pajamas, lying there limp and cold. I walk over to where she is and whisper in her ear "Everythi
Friends First
I've never been in such a state quite similar to this. I feel you growing on me with each look, each touch, each kiss. I wonder if you realize, you've strengthened my soul. When we first met, it was my breath you went and stole. Lately constant thoughts of us; each vision, you're who I see. Theres a frightening yet alluring power, that you have over me. You're who I want. You're everything and more. Like a treasure once lost forever, you've been washed upon my shore. I've been trying to take my time, and hold my feelings for you inside; but now I know that I must stop this, and in you I will confide. I will tell you eventually how much I care, and will care from now on through the end. You're the one I'll adore as my lover, and will forever adore as my friend.
Too Stoned!!!
If this doesn't make u laugh, not sure what will!! A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past, looks up, and asks "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some!" So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and goes to the river to get a drink. He staggers tothe river, but he is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls in the water. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him ashore. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains that he was sitting in the tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and fell in the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing the joint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey, "Hey!" The monkey looks
Tribute To A Best Friend
Tribute To A Best Friend Sunlight streams through window pane unto a spot on the floor.... then I remember, it's where you used to lie, but now you are no more. Our feet walk down a hall of carpet, and muted echoes sound.... then I remember, It's where your paws would joyously abound. A voice is heard along the road, and up beyond the hill, then I remember it can't be yours.... your golden voice is still. But I'll take that vacant spot of floor and empty muted hall and lay them with the absent voice and unused dish along the wall. I'll wrap these treasured memorials in a blanket of my love and keep them for my best friend until we meet above.
Speed Painting This Is Pretty Damn Cool
Ultra Personal
Ultra Personal SurveyDeep survey for the bored soul001. What is Your Name? Michael002. How old are you? 34003. What is the link to your website/blog/or myspace? 004. Height 5'7005. Weight: 110pds006. Location: OreThe first time...007. You had sex? 24008. You had oral sex? 24009. The age you started puberty? 13The last time...010. You masturbated? 2 hours ago011. You took a shower? 2 hours ago012. You kissed someone? who? 3 years/Alicia013. You saw someone else naked? who? 2 days ago/rather not say014. You played truth or dare? when I was 11015. What was the worst dare you ever had to do? kiss a guy friend016. What was the worst dare you ever witnessed some one do? friend eat a cheeto from another friends butt cheeksRandom:017. What are you wearing? sweat pants tshirt Hoodie
Static-x/push It(live 2)
Static-x/goat(new Song)
Open Toe Shoes Pledge!!!
The Open Toed Shoe PledgeAs a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.I will shave the hairs off my big toe.I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.I will resist the urge to buy jel
Hello my name is david. I'm currently in baghdad Iraq doing PSD. I live in Marshall,TX and i work with the Army national guard. If you want to know more just write me I am a very friendly person and try to reach everyone as fast as possible oh and im happy single so ladies yep
So I'm like worried now. I talk a lot of shit with competitive stuff but that's always because i can back it up and i know what the hell i'm doing. If we lose Saturday, Chris is gonna whup my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asong Of The Day 04/23/07
i love this song enjoy :D So long ago, I don't remember when That's when they say I lost my only friend Well they said she died easy of a broken heart disease As I listened through the cemetery trees I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn The long broken arm of human law Now it always seemed such a waste She always had a pretty face So I wondered how she hung around this place Chorus: Hey, come on try a little Nothing is forever There's got to be something better than In the middle But me & Cinderella We put it all together We can drive it home With one headlight She said it's cold It feels like Independence Day And I can't break away from this parade But there's got to be an opening Somewhere here in front of me Through this maze of ugliness and greed And I seen the sun up ahead At the county line bridge Sayin' all there's good and nothingness is dead We'll run until she's out of breath She ran until there's nothin' left She hit the end
A Poem For Slow Spinning.....
Yet Again
And yet again I got into it with my boss. Gee, imagine that. A micro manager who has his nose in everyone job but his own, won't let his tech's do their job, we're only good enough to answer the phone and make log entries... I wonder how that could have happened? lmao So, I really don't think it would be worth sticking around here for another year. I kinda wanted to since it would help me knock out classes and save up some money (no, I won't be your sugar daddy) but with a boss like this??? I might be back but I need a few weeks vacation fishing or spending time supporting single mom's one dollar bill at a time. It's been a tough month so far. Can't seem to catch a break. The only good thing is that someone installed a wireless modem and so I can access CT at work and chat with friends who remind me that there is life outside of Iraq. This to shall pass.
They Have Nothing Better To Do!
YAHOO NEWS FYI, 13yo skool grl is nu US txt mssg chmpN NEW YORK (AFP) - It's a sport only for the fleet of thumb with a ruthless dedication to punctuation. And while competitive text messaging may not have quite gained Olympic status, the hundreds of mostly teenagers who took part in the US championships in New York Saturday could think of little but the 25,000-dollar prize money. Some 250 challengers shunned the warmest day of the year for a dark ballroom where they battled it out for a chance to take on the reigning West Coast champion, 21-year-old Eli Tirosh, for the title of US Texting Champion. Contestants had to stand with their hands behind their backs until a bell sounded and a message appeared on an overhead screen. The winner was judged on whoever's message -- checked for exact punctuation -- reached the judges first. The text tests ranged from "faster than a speeding bullet..." and "what we do in life echoes in eternity" to the less poetic "OMG, nd 2 talk a
I'm Sorry....please Believe
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry that your last man treated you like shit and i am sorry again that you now cannot tr
Can't You See
Can't you see what she's doing Has she clouded your mind? She's been doing this for weeks Have can you be so blind? Everyone else has noticed How can you be the only one Who can't see what she's up to Or has she already won She's done it all before And she's doing it again I know you don't want to believe it Cos you see her as a friend She was my friend too That's why this hurts so much But she just can't leave you alone She always has to touch Whenever we get time alone She finds a way to talk to you She flirts whether I'm there or not I don't know what to do You don't look at her that way So you don't see what I see It's not that you're really stupid It's just your devoted to me Honey, you know I trust you fully Cos I love you with all my heart But please just make her go away Before she tears us apart
Gonna Be Offline
To all my friends and Family. At 12:00 cst today the electric at my place was disconnected. So unfortunately I will no longer be able to get online all day every day any more. I am going to miss each and everyone of you very much. Since I'm not sure how long this problem will remain unresolved i am including my phone Number for those of you I talk to quite a bit. I am sorry this has happened. My home Number: 563-519-2127 I will try getting to the Library as often as I can to log on for awhile, but i dont know well that will work.... Chris
Gotta Pass A Drug Test?
go to this site and it tells u how long pot lasts in ur system
Oh,, My Goodness.
Got Good News
Not sure but i bet you all guessed that my friend was actually me. yeah it was me, just didnt want to get all kinds of sympathy and poor yous ya know. I do have good news though, I don't have cancer, will have to have surgery so if i am not online in a few weeks it is because i am recovering from the surgery. I will let you guys know now that it is not a major thing, just one day surgery and i will be fine. If i am up to it afterwards i will log on and let everyone know how i am doing. Thanks guys have a good night
The Punishment
He knew what Id been doing as soon as he walked in the door. He just had a sense for these things, or maybe it was the look of satisfaction I couldnt hide that gave me away. Whatever it was that led him to the this truth I knew the punishment would be severe and well worth it in the end. I was sitting on the stool in the kitchen when he walked through the apartment looking for evidence, but I knew Id removed everything just in time. I had seen him pulling up the drive just as the last of the wetness was wiped away. He searched the couch, the loveseat, the tables, and then went up the stairs very casually to inspect the bedroom. There was nothing to be found there either though, I know how to clean up a mess after so many years. He moved the blankets and pillows, lifted the mattress, bent over and glanced under the frame and satisfied moved on to the bathroom. He had to be a little more meticulous in here, it is easy to hide evidence in a bathroom. He looked under the sink, behind th
Like My Bitch Monique Says Fuck You Skinny Bitches Lol
hell yea queens of fuckin comedy i couldnt find the hoop skit sommore did but this was funny to fuck ur blin bling My Favorite Line from Queens of Comedy!Add to My Profile | More Videos
Good Morning My Friend
i hope you have a great wensday,my thoughts and love are with each and everyone of you,you all are verry awsome,thanks for being my friend and showing me love
This Is Fer My Girl Becca,, Please Come An Help Her!!!
Im in an art contest and up against some very talented artists so any and all help would be appreciated. Rates and comments both count so rate and bomb away folks. I really want to win this piece of art from the incredible host of the contest. Heres the link and TY everyone once again!
First Name Reveals Your Sexual Identity Mine Is J
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your l
Needing Info
My youngest daughter had Bell Palsy (it did clear up) she went for a CT scan and now the doctors want to see me an they say it's urgent...I'm scared lemme tell ya!!! The reason I am asking for info is, I would like to know if anyone know's more about this then I do...Like what could the CT scan show that's so urgent? If you or someone you know has gone through this PLEASE help me set my mind at ease!!!This is a picture of what Bell Palsy can do to a child....
This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. It was sent by a medical doctor. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere. Y
Secret #1
The is an article written by Joyce Meyer... She is a Christian speaker, teacher and preacher.. Take the time to read the words, let them speak to your spirit. I hope that they can help some of you as they help me. Thanks, Poet's Heart The first and most important secret to being a confident woman is to know that you are loved by god UNCONDITIONALLY. Romans 5:8 says...*God shows and clearly proves His love for us bu the fact that while we were sinners, Christ) the Messiah and the Anointed One) died for us*. Even if your natural father did not really love you properly, you can still get the love and acceptance you missed in your childhood from God. I grew up in an abusive home, and as a result I was filled with shame, blame and disgrace by the time I was 18. I didn't know what love was. When a boy of 19 showed an interest in me, I married him because I thought no one else would ever want me. He had problems of his own and didn't know how to love me either. We ended up divorced a
Amazon Woes
You know, I try to be smart when buying from merchants. I look at their past ratings, ect. You never really know. Let me tell you, friend, about my recent purchase. I wanted the Kingdom Hospital DVD set. That is the WHOLE SERIES. So I ordered it for 27 bucks, give or take. OK no problem. Well, it took 3 weeks to get here. OK fine. I opened the padded envelope, and it's Kingdom Hospital : Beginnings. This is only one episode, it's about 8 bucks used on Amazon. So I sent an email, and they took about 4 days to tell me "Send it back to us for a full refund." So I did. It arrived there Monday and here it is Wed. with no reply. I can file a complaint with Yahoo tomorrow. I just hope to God the assholes read the email. I'll be leaving negative feedback, trust me. I want this money for a Bearington Bear for my mother's day. My mom collects them. Being on SSI sucks, and I just want that refund ASAP so I can get the bear in time. Oh, and I found out the package was shipped a
Hall Of Heroes
~ Hall Of Heroes ~ ~ Turn Up Your Sound To Hear The Music ~ "Left Click Onto The Image Below To View"
Happy Humpday Sweetie
Happy humpday my naughty friends.. I wanted to let everyone know that my friend Bellesc2 made her a page here on cherry make sure you stop in and say hey!!! You see alot of me and her together!!! If anyone would like to meet us in Atlanta sometime let us know!!! Hugs and kisses..Lorie http// Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi
Not Even 20 Minutes Later....
Scrapper's the man. Yes he is. Everyone needs to go buy the man a beer... hell, a KEG (since I can't), I didn't even have my problem for 2 hours... and he fixed it. No other site..... NOT ONE..... has admins that care this much, help this much, and have more patience than the ones here in CT. Baby J is on that list, too.... he damn rocks. And he put some awesome new features on the site today, most importantly, the Amber Alerts. I'm a happy girl.
Richard K. Morgan - Takeshi Kovacs Series - Update
Well, I just finished the third book in the Takeshi Kovacs series. It was amazing. And while the ending leaves it open enough for a possible sequel...I actually hope he leaves our beloved hero alone for a while, the guy has been through enough. The next book can only end up with him dead or with a very trite happy ending (which Kovacs definitely deserves at this point, but I'm happier picturing how he gets his happy ending in my own head). This was a wonderful series of books. Great tech, great characterization, and an action film ride. I read somewhere that Altered Carbon is being worked up for a movie. I'm hoping the Wachowski Brothers get it, after what they did with 'V for Vendetta' they've almost made up for that 'Matrix' garbage. If they apply their style to this series, it could be box office gold for them again. (as long as they don't cast Guano Reeves -- well maybe he could be in the last movie, there are surfers in it) same recommendations as before...anybody who li
Mmmm Naughty Me
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God90%A Romantic20%Virgin0%How are you in bedcreated with
Scenes From The Coffeehouse #3
plasma screens masquerade as art in the windows across the street, and everyone walks by in ignorance, much more intrigued by what shoes she's wearing, or the movie they watched yesterday. the world revolves around pop culture, and no one bats an eye. the televisions indoors broadcast the breaking news of fugitives caught, the law wins again, but there's no sound. at least the banter of some expert schmuck, some former chief of whatever, cannot be heard... teenybopper music is drowning out the silence. homework, poker, laptops for days, machines that implore you to deprive yourself of your cash, floor-to-ceiling windows, and many versions of newspapers... somehow the people seem to disappear in an atmosphere of twentysomethingland.
11 Things Losers Do On Myspace
ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking idiot.. FOUR NOBODY cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. FIGHTING ONLINE is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still RETARTED. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS MYSPACE!!! not your space SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up fruit!!! SEVEN Little 6th graders who have MySpace and look like
For those who knows me a little, know I havent been to happy lately, my problems arent solved, but a very special person is back in my life, though not 100%, that I dont deserve even! But if its only a 5% that would make my life easier, losing the best you had is painful, I know I have a lot to learn about when it comes about being fair, I do show pictures here, I never done other then that, a few people I have talked to yahoo, for 2 people I have had my web cam up for, but never have I given my services to anyone on here, its hard to explain why I do things as I do, sometimes its cause im so deep down hurt, sometimes its cause of jaelousy. I just want to be loved by one person not a bunch.
If I could say this to you A million words would ring true Serendipity was just a clue One door opens My restless heart has been waiting For the day you walk through Life goes on The clouds still produce rain Leaves fall from the trees Seasons change One thing is for sure My love for you will always remain the same Time flys by been growing old Thought I heard your voice In the wind the other day Just want hold you close My only reason I haven't closed the door Been wanting you before I was even born When I close my eyes I count to ten Wish that was your breath Was on the back of my neck Wanting that kiss But yet we haven't met In the end I have no regrets You were the one Etched in my mind I'll never forget Just another dream That has left me feelin' blissfully content BY: Wil
Not Being On
just want all of u to know that even though i am not on everyday i still think the world of each and every one of u and i from the heart wish each and everyone of u the greatest of days and may they be filled with happiness and smiles hugs and always your friend P-Rod Pete
The Last Stand
well after all the things i haven't done right its time to turn it all around, its time to go forward, its time to make it right i have one month and it will be one year and i have never really showed that i care..i love my son more than anything in this world, and i just realized how much i need he mother around..i don't know wat to say when he ask where mommy is, when i say i don't know, he ask y not..i said mommy don't wanna be here, he is like why not.. it gets to u when u don't know wat to tell them..he started crying last night cuz his grandma lefted and mommy wuzn't here, its so hard not to cry too..i just don't know wat to do..
Kryptonite Found In Serbia!
'Kryptonite' found in Serbia A mysterious substance found in a mine in Serbia has been identified by scientists as kryptonite. In movies and comic books, kryptonite is the substance which saps Superman's super powers. Mining researchers discovered the unusual mineral and enlisted the help of Dr Chris Stanley, a mineralogist at London's Natural History Museum to identify it. Once Dr Stanley had unravelled the mineral's chemical make-up, he was shocked to discover this formula was already referenced in fiction. The new mineral matched the chemistry of kryptonite as described in the film Superman Returns, reports the BBC. Dr Chris Stanley said: "I'm afraid it's not green and it doesn't glow either - although it will react to ultraviolet light by fluorescing a pinkish-orange. "Towards the end of my research I searched the web using the mineral's chemical formula - sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide - and was amazed to discover that same scientific name, written on a case of
Semi Charmed Life
Tragedy Strikes!!!
So at TDS we have a bit of a taboo moto : TDS stands for tedious. For every two steps forward we take four steps back, garunteed! Well that stands true especially today. I just found out I accidently deleted all my works. All my books and product images are gone...*sigh*
A Cute Joke
The Good Husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you you
Why Does Everyone Fear The Darkness
Why does everyone fear the darkness? When light is so much more dangerous When light can blind and fool us all Play with our emotions and trick us Darkness is not that fearful as it seems Perhaps it is within darkness that lies Mankind only salvation for the sins Committed on their meaningless lives Unlike what we all think about darkness, Light is not that better if we compare it. While light fool and blind us with no exception, Darkness guides us all throughout our lives It shows us the path we should follow The right decisions we all should take But only a few understand this truth Only a few manages to see reality as it is
Sad News.... :( Please Show Support
a very dear friend of mine, has lost his twins..He is an absolute sweetheart and I feel that he should be shown love and condolences, please rip this pic and make it ur default, to let him know that he has friends here, that support him if he needs it, much love to you yank!! Sending all my love, thoughts and prayers out to you and ur family. Hugs Photo to rip here The sweetie that didn't deserve this, hugs babes NY Yank@ CherryTAP MysticalGemini
5 questions is all u get... You get to ask me 5 NAUGHTY questions! I'll answer 100% truthfully! BE CREATIVE! "What's your fantasy?" is getting annoying! COME ON GIRLS IF YOU VIEW YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST ASK ME ONE!!
For Someone Who Remains Unnamed
words fall in text... letters upon letters that say nothing, the same black and white, the same pathetic lines. your mouth opens and so does mine, and we both speak but nothing's resolved. hate me for anything love me for nothing... it makes no difference when i've lost the ability to bullshit. i wish for so much and you wish for silence but i won't let you have it.
Some Funny
1) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? > > A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch > > sleeps with everybody at the party except you. > ____________________________________________ > > 2) What's the difference between love, true love, and > showing off? > > Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. > > ________________________ > > 3) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a > Jewish wife? > > A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. > ____________________________________________ > > > 4) What makes men chase women they have no intention > of marrying? > > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have > no intention of driving. > ____________________________________________ > > > 5) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? > > No one to talk to during orgasm. > ____________________________________________ > > > 6) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a > horse's ass? > > A mechanic. > ____
~~jesse Needs Money To Fight For You~~
Fuck These Thugs
i'm tired of lame ass white boys claimin they thuggin shit but sit wit me lemme explain some shit just cause you got ya white tee hangin down to ya knees don't mean shit on these nati streets cause we'll pull up quick unload the shit laying you on the side of the street makin ya whole family weep sittin in the corner of ya funeral knowin that i'm the who put you deep cause ya'll know how we roll bout 50 peeps deep when i'm jettin from the nyc all the way to the 513 then down to the h town to visit some family then across to the 213 that's what i do, that's where i been fuck these thugs thinkin they got some money to spend i work 7 days a week, 9-5 that's my life that's all i know come home fuck a hoe then roll back out smoke that shit until i pass out
Do It!
So here I have two contests. Both end on May 3rd. This first picture all I need from you is a simple rate and comment. Just one comment, and just a rate. That's All. (Battle of the sexes contest) In this second contest, bombing is allowed. And I am offering gifts. To ask about the gifts, my page link is at the bottom of the bulliten so send me a shout =) This is HELLCAT. This is who I want to be my competition in part two of the Battle of the sexes contest so make sure you check her out as well. One comment, one rate. All she needs. Thanks!
Female Comebacks
Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minut
Be Safe And Have A Great Weekend!!!
Leaving For Baja Next Week
Just wanted to say Thank You to all my Cherry Tap Friends and Family. You guys have been great! I love this place and all of those great peeps and pics. I will be gone for the week to Los Barrilles on a Fishing trip and other things, what with Cabo San Lucas just an hour away! Well if your smart you know what I mean!! I'll try to take some cool photos while I'm there! CHERRY TAP ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay Me
So here it is my first blog.... blah blah blah... Im bored and just thought I would write.. I have a tendency to just ramble on in these things.. So whatever.. probably boring to most of you ... Why is it sometimes so hard for someone to just be honest and sincere.. my gawd i mean what is it with people and having to lie ??? Is it just a thing that they are so use to doing that they think they have to do it over and over to someone?? DOnt they know that it hurts the person even more when they lie.. just be fucking honest for once in your life..... Anyways thats all I have to say ...
Ahhhh! It's A Banana!!! Run!!!!!
According to the Right Wing Watch's blog, losers Kirk Cameron (washed-up child actor) and "best-selling author Ray Comfort" say they will "prove God's existence, absolutely, scientifically, without mentioning the Bible or faith.”Yeah, right.  Maybe it'll be another debunked nightmare scenario, like this one: And here I thought the worst nightmare was when that old guy tried to kill me...tag: atheist, nightmare, losers, kirk cameron, washed-up child star, ray comfort, banana, religion-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at
Alone one day as i sat by a quiet little pond, a sadness was in me i felt all alone... i gazed out across the water and thought, then wondered aloud why i was distraught... as if it could answer i started to speak, to a lilly drifting near my water soaked feet... i asked the white lilly just what should i think, then , to my surprise it smiled back and winked... it said, "you're never alone if you don't want to be, for the power to change that is inside you, you see.... just ponder each smile that you've ever had, and wear them all now you won't be so sad... close your eyes tight and set your mind easy, then think of your loved one and there you shall be... think of their warmth, think of their skin, think of their cudles, the touch of your friend... think of their smell inside you, you'll feel, they're next to you now just think, and they're real... don't lose them inside they're in you now
Our Flag
 Our Flag Our Flag is a glorious ensign, Our Nation in epitoOur Flagme; Its red...our blood, Its stars...our world, Its blue...our loyalty! Now, with this liberty threatened, We must keep faith with our Flag; Give our best to God and our country And never let our interest lag. We must pledge to it new allegiance, The Republic too, and then stand Our Nation under God, indivisible, With justice for all in the land. Our Flag is far more than a bunting, This poem, and prayer, prophecy... Is a Nation led of Almighty God, America, Land of the Free!               Written by Jessie Whiteside Finks
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Life After Love
more nervous than the first time, as I pull up the drive, She smiles as she asks, "How are you tonight?" I stuble "Im fine" As I open her door, Then a kiss on the cheak, Brought more fear than before, if she only knew, How it kills me, To see her, In your seat, Chorus: Is there life after love, You know, I dont know, I've never been able, To let you go, All those little things, That relight the spark, To the love you left burning, In my heart, She asks me to dance, As I pour more wine, If I could just tell her, she's wasting her time, I try hard to smile, And follow along, As the band strikes up a number, And plays our song, Like a knife through my heart, theres no stopping the pain, One after another, The tears fall the same, Chorus: Is there life after love, You know, I dont know, I've never been able, To let you go, All those little things, That relight the spark, To the love you left burning, In my heart, She said its alri
Tired Of Fighting
I am tired of fighting wit him... about EVERYTHING... I dont ever do nothin right.. Im a fuck up? i dunno.. I don care... I am just fed up.. he yelled at me in wal mart... he stopped in the middle of the road and wouldnt move the truck till I said what he wanted to hear.. he jerked me around last night when I was laughing trying to have fun... this fighting makes me feel INSANE.. I feel like shit.. my head hurts... he says fuck you all the time.. NO fuck YOU
The Devil In Disguise
My Ebay Addiction Continues
So, I got the laptop I'd ordered from ebay a few days ago. I have it hidden in a drawer right now. It is pretty much a worthless piece of crap. Serves me right, I know. I'll have to figure something to do with it. It is pretty useless to me. This is the third time I've bought something from ebay with totally no use to me. Granted, the first two times was my own fault for not reading thoroughly enough and checking out the specs for my camera. In addition to this lug, I've also bought two PSP movies, two PSP games, and a HP 620LZ PalmTop. The movies and games are just unnecessary indulgences at (mostly) a decent price. The HP will be handy if it works properly. I got that at a really good price too, though there are a few things I need to pick up for it. I bought it because I am sick of not writing. I'm ashamed really, and buying the thing gives me an excuse to get off my ass. I'll have to explain that one to Leslie because I do plan on toting the fucker along with me. But I am not b
Why Vibrators Are Better Than Real Sex
Why vibrators are better than real sex ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer! - We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. - Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires. - Position is your choice, not his. - You don't have to suck it. - It works "while" the sports games are on. - It always is hard. - It doesn't leave a mess behind. - You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. - It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. - It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. - You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home. - You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning. - You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to! - They don't get tired after the firs
"closer" (nine Inch Nails)
You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to tell Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god Through every forest, above the trees Within my stomach, scraped off my knees I drink the honey inside your hive You are the reason I stay alive
When I came to you, I know I would have nothing to give, But I could give my heart and love, If you were to offer the same, I would have everything I ever wanted, Then I know you would be mine. That’s all I would ever need, Without you I feel incomplete, To think of never loving you, Would make my heart shed so many tears. I shall love you for eternity, If you promise to love me for eternity, That is all I will ever need to know. If you don’t feel the same!! I’M SORRY !!!!
Chapter 8 On What I Learned On Xbox Uno.
Being Pwoned "Hey, I have a question. What does this word mean P-W-O-N-E-D?", says Restr1ctive. "What the hell is that?", I asked. He replies, "Some people say it as if they own you..." "Huh?", I asked earnestly. "You know, like being owned." Okay. Now I know you're giving us some weird looks. But it's funny as hell. Some people according to Restr1ctive have actually used this word in that sense. So, anytime someone had laid a Draw Four Wild down they always said "Oh Damn! You've just been pwoned!" Until next time, Ciao!
Chapter 9 On What I Learned On Xbox Uno.
Being pwoned often. Lol, now if you have ever played Uno, then you know there are Draw Four Wilds throughout the whole deck. Well being pwoned in this game is basically laying this card downa nd making that person pick up cards. Now if they challenge it on this game, and you lose the challenge you will have to pick up two more cards....Now when someone has a lot of cards in their hand to begin with 6 more cards is a lot. I mean you can't even hold those amount of cards in your hands in real life and on a tv screen it just starts piling up on one side of the screen. When it comes to the color that is being played it scrolls through your cards to find the color..... Now just ask Restr1ctive on this one, I was pwoning him...and extremely often. Until next time, Ciao!
I Just Want Ed To Know?
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! GIRLS TITLE IT "HUBBY APPLICATION" BOYS TITLE IT "WIFEY APPLiCATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neith
Interesting Night
Just some random thoughts tonight nothing big. Can you make and lose a friend all in 1 conversation? I've always said that I'm an open book, but even with the door wide open people still don't know what to say or ask. In times of great need will you be there or will you fall away just because something may be a little harder than you wanted? I know some have asked for more poetry and i'll be transfering some more from my website soon. I already have some new work coming so keep looking out. I love people, but i guess I scare em cuz they run away so quickly. That's all for now.
Bulletin #3
Well Hell,,,,my team,,the Cav's are up 3games to none,,and rollin,,,,GO CAV'S!!!!!
Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that Afr
Marriage, Relationship And The Whole Screwed Up System
I generally post things here because I believe Im invisible. There is some comfort in that. I have found myself asking why are we so messed up. Chasing the ultimate orgasm, job, payday, or even mate. 9 out of 10 times I have seen that the one we want someone already have or we got rid of that person cause we wanted better, or even perfect. Damn if I cant say being separated...happily I might add that I knew better and I still made the wrong choice. Then it hit me...we either go in headlong or worse we ignore someone who could make us happy because we have no happiness in ourselves. Wiser choices are not the norm anymore...I wonder were they ever?
Me & You
Me & You by Peggy A. Snyder, April 29, 2007 for my husband Silk Sheets, Me & You-- Wonderous Adventures by moonlight that is just part of what our love is... Long rides, watching the tides, Me & You-- wonderous adventures in broad daylight that is just part of what our love is... Mowing grass- giving ya sass Me & You-- Wonderous Adventures that is just part of what our love is... raisin' kids- that's some kind of adventure-- Me & You-- Thank God,for that love we share! Backing me up, in more ways than one-- baby, I love it- Me and You-- Wonderous Adventures just a part of what our love is... A garden to sow- watching it grow, take ride out to the forests, riding rough in the jeep shoot off a round -- Ill give you my .38 special! kissin is really fun -- not a complaint, not even a peep-- Me & You-- We have plain ol' fun adventures and it's just a part of our life, of what our love is...
My Cd Release Party!!!
Okay so this is my daily blog.... Im tired and have gotten no sleep in 38 hours.. so Im going to take a nap..... I might be back .. dunt know... Oh yah and I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND :P
Alright everyone, I'm level 4 now. It took long enough, but I am. And that means that I can have a crush now. So, here is a contest: tell me why you should be my crush. Simple. Just come up with a really good reason and the person with the best reason wins it for at least a month. I dont know, just thought it would be fun. Dont worry, your answers will be confidential. We'll just see who's paying attention and who cares, lol.
So I finally got a chance to update my profile alittle bit. I added some new photos (leave me a comment) and a collage to my stash. Make sure you check it out! More to come soon. In the mean time make sure you check out my site
Salutes ( To Do Or Not Todo)
Recently I've been seeing alot of typing about people that don't have SALUTES. They are talking about it in BULLETINS, MUMMS,and EVERYWHERE. I think they are like me just hate the idea of making a fool of themselves by doing them. YES, I know they have to be done. I always thought if you didn't do one by the time you hit level 8 you couldn't move up, but I've seen that alot of the other higher levels that don't have a salute pic but that's their choice and who am I to judge them and I'M NOT. I just don't understand what's the BIG DEAL. But removing them from your friends list just because they don't have a salute (in my eyes) is just stupid. No I'm not calling them stupid just the action.
Oh, why you look so sad? Tears are in your eyes Come on and come to me now Dont be ashamed to cry Let me see you through cause Ive seen the dark side too When the night falls on you You dont know what to do Nothing you confess Could make me love you less Ill stand by you Ill stand by you Wont let nobody hurt you Ill stand by you So if youre mad, get mad Dont hold it all inside Come on and talk to me now Hey, what you got to hide? I get angry too Well Im a lot like you When youre standing at the crossroads And dont know which path to choose Let me come along cause even if youre wrong Ill stand by you Ill stand by you Wont let nobody hurt you Ill stand by you Take me in, into your darkest hour And Ill never desert you Ill stand by you And when... When the night falls on you, baby Youre feeling all alone You wont be on your own Ill stand by you Ill stand by you Wont let nobody hurt you Ill stand by you Take me in, into your darkest hour
Paint Me
Paint Me Written By: Peggy A. Rowe-Miller ©March 19, 1995 Paint me a picture Draw me a dream Show me what is inside of you, let me see. All the world is a stage, honey.. You are on your mark.. let me inside of you.. let me be your friend. No strings attached to this. there is just the warmth from within. Let me look in the window... the window to your soul... Let me see the depths, that other people know. And if we become lovers.. Let it be in every sense of the word. Show me what you are... and who, or we can't get too far. I've been with a lot of men.. and not one has fit like you... so let me see inside of you.. I want to make sure we fit. Already the longing is with me... already my body stirs... show me, honey... show me what you are made of within.
Horoscope April 30,2007
Your impulses tell you to do one thing, but the more calculating side of you says there's a smarter, smoother route. Get quiet and listen to your guiding voice. There's a middle way. If only I could shut mey mouth and listen to that wonderful guiding voice life would be so much easier.
Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten Most of what I really need to know about how to live and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school. These are the things I learned: Share everything. Play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced life. Learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some. Take a nap every afternoon. When you go out into the world, watch for traffic, hold hands and stick together. Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the plastic cup? The root
What Sexual Auto Am I?
Your sexual experience is like an 80's hook up van You have a great deal of sexual experience, because you are so charming. You are also inventive, and have lots of confidence in yourself. Besides, who can resist an 80’s hook up van? Take this quiz at
Privileged Lovers
The moon has become a dancer at this festival of love. This dance of light, This sacred blessing, This devine love, beckons us to a world beyond only lovers can see with their eyes of firey passion. They are the chosen ones who have surrendered. Once they were particles of light now they are the radiant sun. They have left behind the world of deceitful games. They are the privileged lovers who create a new world with their eyes of firey passion.
Spring Sprung, Romance Life Dung
I still remain optomistic throughout this year with having nobody to call my own. Its rough with much reason. I've complained a lot which is fine. I shouldn't hold back what i gotta feel. thats what writing these blogs is all about. Sitting here watching the Warriors kick the Mavs butt. I wonder to myself what is going to happen to me. Nothing seems to be going the way I want it. I try to keep friends (nothing sexual or close at all) and they don't want to talk to me. I've heard its the nature of the beast but i mean its just talking. Why is it so difficult to talk to me about anything. I know people talk..i see people on phone all the time. Its got to be me. What is wrong with me? What hesitates a person from saying hello to me. Or even just talk about their day? I can't imagine anything happening til next year. This is just ridiculous. Sounds like an ass is probably another thing. Its who I am. I like to feel like I can rely on my friends. But honestly wh
For 500
For 500 Dollars
Rough Sex (lords Of Acid)
Love, Love is the answer Wooho - Ooho (x4) When I think about Love I don't think about a Bright Moon Twinkling Stars Red Wine Silent Whispers Holding Hands Secret Loveletters I think about Pure Sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex Love, Love is the answer Wooho - Ooho (x4) When i think about Love I don't think about candlelights Red Roses Wedding Bells Moonlight Serenades Warm Summer Nights I think about Pure sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex Love, Love is the answer Wooho - Ooho (x4) When I think about Love I don't think about a bright Moon Twinkling Stars Red Wine Silent Whispers Holding Hands Secret Loveletters Candlelights Red Roses Wedding Bells Moonlight Serenades Warm Summer Nights A table for Two I think about Pure sex, Deep sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex Wooho - Ooho (x4)
Sick Of The Bs
Im sick of the bs I encoutered. I feel like Im a toilet and everyone dumps on me. I been screwed every which way and I say enough is enough
Get Your Title Back With Titlemax!
You know, before the big life-drama stuff happened, I was watching television.  I noticed a few commercials for title pawn and payday advance companies on TV.Isn't that sad?  People are making so little compared to what they want that there's enough money for these companies to make commercials and air them during prime time.There's even public service announcements from places like that's coming to my attention.Since my company just started a 401(k) program, I am starting to save.  I'm putting 4% of my paycheck into it.  However, even that small amount will be a strain.I wish we could try out Social Credit (or something, ANYTHING similar) for a while...tag: social credit, debt, bankruptcy, saving, television-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at
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We Expect
We expect each day in life To be sunny all the while We grumble when there's raindrops and Forget just how to smile-- But sometimes, there must be grey skies And clouds above you see, For that's the way that nature works And the way life has to be. Don't walk those days with downcast eyes Look up and face the rain For in a little while you'll find The sun will shine again.
Hello Again
Hello again, here hoping all is doing well. I havent been on here alot lately. I had dental work and I have been in a bit of pain. I went yesterday and spent the day with my brother and his family. Got to see my nephew as well. We had a great time, went shopping and just had a wonderful day all around, I was in pain but I tried to keep my mind off of it. His birthday is coming up on the 23 . it's so hard to believe he'll be 1. Doesnt seem possible. Amazing how time flys. My brother lived away for awhile so i DIdnt get to spend alot of time with him , but they are closer now and we talk as mucha as we can on the phone and online if we dont get the chance to visit. Any ways, thats about the extent of my news for now, I have to get going, I have to go back to Wally world and finish my shopping so you all take care, love you loads my Ct friends Muahhhhhhhhhhh. ps Darc stop wanking the sheep, it's going to cause you carpal tunnel lmao
Blood On Blood Music Video Code By Bon Jovi :
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What more do i have to say other than the title of this blog. Im sick and i hate it and I dont have a doctor's appointment til tomorrow which really sucks. My allergies are going nuts and nothing seems to be working on them. I've tried over the counter stuff but nothing!!! Just another night not being about to breath while i sleep then i might be able to finally get some rest. Well tomorrow is also my grandfather's funeral. Im not going since I can not miss work and I was told not to come since no one in the family can get along. My son does not need to be in the mess. I havent heard anything about the visitation so far so maybe things are going okay. Probably wont and the cops will have to be called. I know my family is insane and cant let a dead man rest. I just want the funeral to go great and no one trying to kill one another. Alasia
Daddy's Poem
If this doesn't get to you, nothing will.... Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every
Dammit Nikki Wins
please if your going to give the gift to someone else have the link ready..if u send it thru mmmail you got to goto the persons page and copy the url and send it to me...dont send me just the friend id,,...i dont know what to do with contets math 3 minutes after i give nikki her will be math addition..but alot so people with calculators can make mistakes or typoslol.............nikki tell me who gets the baloons
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Hinder "better Than Me"
HINDER "Better Than Me" I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took That you were looking for If there's one memory I don't want to lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me The bed I'm lying in is getting colder Wish I never would've said it's over And I can't pretend... I won't think about you when I'm older Cause we never
And The Winner Is
10 Signs She's Too Jealous
So your girlfriend called you on it when you blatantly flirted with the cute blonde at the cash register. No biggie, right? A little jealousy is healthy, even cute. It shows she cares enough about you to feel a little threatened by an attractive woman. Now, if she instead proceeded to open the egg carton, fire each one at you, scream accusations and tug at said blonde cashier's hair for good measure, she might be a touch psychotic. Driven to lunacy by her insecurity, the psychotically jealous woman will go to any length to force unreasonable faithfulness on you, so afraid is she of losing you. Never listening to reason, not even constant assurances that you only care about her, she overreacts to any suggestion of adulterous behavior you may show, real or imagined. No man should put up with this kind of grief. If your woman exhibits the following traits, it's time for some serious intervention. Number 1 She gets angry when you look at other women Here's a little-known fa
Reduce That Stress!!
Do not exaggerate the negative in your life Do not replay bad experiences over and over again Choose to function with a resilient attitude whenever possible Learn to break out of your reactive modes Be aware of the quality of what you say Learn to create positive images in your mind Learn to let-things-go Eat right, sleep and get regular exercise Take ownership of your day Never lose your sense of humour Take Time for 10 Things work ~it is the price of success think ~it is the source of power play ~it is the secret of youth read ~it is the foundation of knowledge worship ~it is the highway of reverence & washes the dust of the earth from our eyes. help & enjoy friends ~it is the source of happiness Love ~it is the one sacrement in life Dream ~ it hitches the soul to the stars Laugh ~it is the singing that helps with life's loads Plan ~it is the secret of being able to have time to take time forthe first nine things.
Heaven And Care Bears
this here is a little rant i decided to write after a conversation my friends and i had about possible answers to some questions we would ask religious figures, and after watching George Carlin's HBO special "Life is Worth Losing." Before you continue reading, I would like to point out that this is not a stab at religion, or anything like that. It is simply a funny exaggeration of somebody's perception of the afterlife. Heaven and Care Bears: not a big fan of religion. sounds a little cliche i know, because lets face it, there isn't exactly a lot of people in god's personal booster club these days, but as repetitive as the religion bashing sounds, i just can't get behind that shit. However, despite my lack of desire to follow religion, i still have an interest in the subject and am always game to find out something new about this thing that has people by the balls. So when I was working on a farm with a minister, I was intent on asking him a few questions. Now I'd thought long
What The Hell?
I joined due to an invite from someone I literally haven't talked to in years. It's been a few days, and I still haven't quite figured out the point of this site. It looks like a place for Myspace whores without the actual Myspace.
Show Me How To Live
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And The Winner Is
SwEeTnSeXyMaMa@ CherryTAP name 2 charactors from the show friends... for beer goggles
I Love People.
Here's some advice. When you come across those people who wander the streets mumbling under their breath and swatting at giant, unseen flies.... do NOT try to give them a wedgie. Trust me. There are some things best left where they are.
Just Fun
I've Been Thinking About...
Getting a new tattoo. I saw one at Coachella this past weekend and have been thinking about it nonstop. I get paid I go get it? Probably will...maybe someone will pay for it, make it an easier decision for me. Its a heart with a musical note inside it. It makes it look like a puzzle. The girl I saw had it in red. I want it in white. Either on my back between my shoulder blades, or on my right forearm.
Contests Im In
if u all wanna go rate n comment then go for it. only bombing sexiest eyes sexiest smile
The Wasted Stranger
Here he sits watching the stars This lonely man... Bitter and twisted... Lonely and heart broken... With a bottle of pills in hand... A single tear in his eye... Just sitting there slumped and devastated from a relationship come and gone... He wonders why me... What have i done to deserve this... With anger flooding his vein's with each heart beat... Each broken heart beat so out of tune... Each beat crying for a different sorrow... Thump... Thump... Thump... He pops the cap and swallows his pain... With the stars getting ever closer... And his heartache dampening... Drifting off into eternal rest... With the lights from the ambulance blazing on... Lying there hoping to be free from pain... He slips into eternal rest... As he wakes into a cold dark place... Goosebumps leaping over his skin... He notices the pains still there... Haunting him.... Forced to watch and feel his loved one's pain... Tortured forever more... Feeling every tear of sorrow and regret..
What We Were
this day was coming, the outcome inevitable. sadly i am only surprised that it has taken so long. i have reconciled myself to this decision, the reality however still hurts. i can say honestly that i tried, there are just some things that are not meant to be. and we were not.
Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret...
Top Ten things men shouldn't say out loud in Victoria's Secret... 10. Does this come in children's sizes? 9. No thanks... just sniffing. 8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind. 7. Mom will love this. 6. Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable. 5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here. 4. Will you model this for me? 3. The miracle what? This is better than world peace! 2. 75 bucks? You're just gonna end up naked anyway. 1. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ass into that.
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Seeking Your Opinions On This...
I have looked at this situation myself of course, and have evaluated it and derived my own answer. I just want other people to give their take on it, just a means of open discussion. There is a girl I work with named Fallon. We get along quite well, have friendly conversations, and even flirt with each other. However, each time I mention a date, she tends to get quiet and change the subject. I'm always nice to her, and I don't focus on just a date, I include vast topics of discussion as well. I was really confused by her actions, as she seems interested, but never wants to talk about following through with me. Based on this, my own answer is that at the moment, she enjoys the attention she gets, but that's all there really is to it. I feel like she's not looking for more, she just thinks it's cool that someone likes her and she has an option. So, what do you all think?
Love Song
To Everyone I Know
I thru my phone off the skyway bridge into the water. I need everyone who had given me their number to please give it to me again. If you want please I lost 200 phone numbers.
My boyfriend and I have been going through alot lately. When we first started dating, there were so many things going on and he had a crazy ex girlfriend living with him at his mom's, that we moved in with each other soon after we got together. This isn't a bad thing... but he feels that it's like he is already married. He says that's not a bad thing, because he know's he wabnts to marry me, but that it create's alot of un-needed stress soemtimes. I completely understand where he's comming from and it's not like I never feel that way, it just has been cause some problems as of late. I think we finally have everything figured out. Please keep your fingers crossed for me guys! Thanks to all!
Voo Doo Doll
What I Am Has Arisen
The cold blunt edge of the exicutioners blade touching my neck the cold morning mist filling my lungs looking upon the audience my beheading has brought forth all the hatred their anger their rage captured in thier eyes what am i to be here under the axe... i have my flaws i have me own insecurities as anyone else may but im seen as someone that must be exterminated as the crows "KaH!" an land watching my death i know they're here to carry me away Death may be upon me but the afterlife holds my immortality My frail human body here holding my soul down i bare my teeth waiting laughing manically "Muahhahahahahahahahhaha" the exicutioner readys his blade back i look forth with a maddening glare into the audience an say " My body may be gone but My soul lives on to kill you all an take your very souls for myself i shall see you all Very SO" jus as that last word was uttered the blunt axe blade flew down severing my head from the rest of my body, blood gushing and splattering across
anyone know where i can get free banners done
Food Drive Part 2
I Can And Did Pay My Rent!
I am in such a satisfied mood! yeah I know that might sound dumb.... I paid my rent yesterday.. and even though I WAS laid off I was able to pay what bills I had and even have some money left over to get groceries.. YEAH!
Would U
Answer this and send it back 2 me in my inbox. You can add more to these if you want. Post it on ur bulletin w/ out the answers. You might be surprised w/ the results y = Yes n = No m=Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a porn movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends?
Don't Fall Inlove With A Dreamer
don't fall in love with a dreamer, so the song goes... and why not? we can't all be nasty sarcastic creatures that bitches at everyone and everything. we call them fools, looking at things with rose colored glasses. the kindest word to call them sometimes is oblivious. yet.... these people though often are laughed at, laugh more often. they smile shyly at compliments, sincere in their efforts and brush off hurts as if it was nothing. i envy them. they feel more deeply, smile more freely, cry unabashedly. they care for almost everyone and everything except what people think of them. they might ask your opinion to be polite but it can be discarded like yestersday's paper. their curiousity has no malice, your confidences not for gossip. it is doubtful they'd even remember it in a day or two. they do not gloat over things they knew would happen and merely nod their heads when proven right. they are never wrong, it just happened differently. and wait, in a day or tw
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From The Mouth Of My 3 Yr Old
My son was looking at himself in the mirror. He was playing particularly close attention to his nose. He turns to me and says, "Mom, all my boogars are gone. wanna know where they are? Curious, I say, "Sure Mikey, where are they?" "They're in the boogar museum, Mom!" Ummm.....I don't think I really want to know where his boogar museum is!!!!
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Trying To Convince Myself
foiled again. loving is difficult work, huh? just when everything was neatly planned, it collapses. at least i tried and had the best intentions. maybe it's for the best. only... there is a lesson to be learned from this. for the life of me, i just couldn't tell what it is right now. i'm not a horrible person for thinking maybe it would work somehow. sorry beb i did try. depressing. i hate frowning. moping. feeling like crap. but it'll be just for a few more days. i know me. i'll be ok. in a few days i'd get angry at wasting time being unhappy. maybe i just shouldn't fight it. u know? maybe it really should happen like this. grrr. i hate having a conscience. hate second guessing. hate putting things off. that's a lot of hating. at least i don't hate people. patience, they say, is a virtue. too bad, i can't buy some of it at the mall. will you let me borrow yours? i'm really quite lucky, though. i still have my family with me, friends who love me no matter what (yeah, even i
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Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. The annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said. "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likel
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The only way to maintain a moderate sum of happiness in this life, is not to worry about the future or regret the past too much. -- Mel Gibson Bonus Quote: Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it. -- Richard Feynman This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
How The Hell.......
I wanna know how these morphing pics work cause they are hella hot and I want one *lol* Anyone care to fill me in!?!?!
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Utterly Surreal
I held my weekly morning meeting on Friday at 7am. Before the meeting started, one of my supervisors got a call... When he got off the phone he just looked at me and shook his head. He told me it was his rep, Jennifer, calling to tell him she was running late. He said, "I think she just told me that she went out to her car, her battery was dead, she needed a jump start, so she asked the neighbor for help, he ran over his dog, and she left her neighbors sobbing in her driveway, but she's on her way...but I'm not sure..." I know this sounds horribly morbid, but I just started cracking up! I couldn't help myself. I couldn't make this stuff up. Her direct supervisor wasn't sure if he heard her correctly because it was such a strange story. When she got in, we found out that he had indeed heard her correctly. Apparently, the night before she'd left her keys halfway in the ignition, therefore her car never completely shut off and her battery got drained. Her neighbor acros
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Pecans In The Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, Old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled Up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began Dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," Said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his Bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He Slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, One for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike And rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, Hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe What I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the Souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard For me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly
9 1/2 Hours Or Sarah, Day 431
Ok, let's take this from the top . . . I have never quite understood what Cinco de Mayo is. I know it's a Mexican holiday but 1) it is not Mexican Independence Day, that's September 16; 2) "Fifth of May" -- the English translation of Cinco de Mayo -- could just as easily be rendered "Five of May" since the Spanish language makes no distinction between ordinal and cardinal numbers; and 3) it's gotten to be more of a cultural identifier than it is an actual holiday -- oh, there's the food, drink, dancing, and other festivities, but even in Mexico it's not a major celebration outside the home state of Puebla where the May 5, 1862 battle was fought between Mexican forces and a numerically superior French army. I won't get into the details, but the Mexican forces won and ultimately drove the French out within five years. As to why the United States didn't assert its self-assumed Monroe Doctrine prerogative of keeping Europe out of the Western Hemisphere, there was this little thing calle
Love Me Not...........
Waling throught the woods In the dead of night Feels like somethings watching me From the areas of no light I keep walking through the woods Although I am getting scared The vastness of the forest Making it hard to bare Then I hear a sound Crunching of dried leaves I turn to face the creature It's staring back at me It's body covered in silver fur Reflecting the light of the full moon I looked into it's eyes I could see my demise As the silver beast attacked Leaping high in the air I suddenly awake and realize It was all just a nightmre
Waiting To Exhale
i said i love you and no words were more true. feelings run deep and although i tried shaking it off i know it can never go away quietly. we've been friends for years and years. the change has just happened quite recently, it could'nt have been more timely. you wanted me. at first you wouldn't even admit to that. excuses, sort of feeling our way around this awareness. we spent some time evading the issue unitl you had the strength to say it. i couldn't believe u finally admitted it. couldn't believe somebody like u even would look twice at me, do u remember? or did u feel i twisted your arm? sometimes that's what it feels like. specially in the initial stages when i made almost all the moves. it makes me sad but i can understand how being forced feels like, believe me i do. but i wasn't trying to do anything. merely showing you how i feel. if that was wrong, im sorry. i was hoping u'd love me too. not by logic, not by process of elimination, not by feeling sorry. you see someh
Please Show Some Love
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Might B Leavin
hello beautiful and wonderful friends of mine. Well I want everyone to know that care about each and every one of yall and have gotten close to alot of yall. I just want to say that no one did anything to me on here to make me decide this.i love this site, but i might be leaving it. I haven't made up my mind yet I am still thinking about it. But I just want yall to know that yall are great people and I have enjoyed my time on here. But when I know 4 sure I will make sure I will let yall know. Well I hope yall have agreat day. hugs and kisses to all.
A Wish
A Wish I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns pink, as the sun starts to set. We make love through the night, on that white sandy shore, then I hold you while thinking, I could want nothing more. Oh I wish I could be, in that one special place, as I lie on the ground, and I stare into space...
Decated To My Fiance
What I Love About You... The sparkle in your eye, The warmth of your skin. Your breath on my neck, That quivers within. The touch of your hand, The smell of your hair. The kindness in your smile, That strength in your stare. Your kiss on my lips, Your body near mine. The stroke of your touch, That feeling inside. The sound of your voice, Compassion in your embrace. The serenity in your stride, The power in your face. The calming of your presence, The beating of your heart. The promise of tomorrow, That we may never part. The beauty of your kiss, and that magic in your touch. It is for all these reasons and more, Why I love you so much.
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Our Relationship - I Love It :)
I dont care that right now we are so far apart... I know in my heart we are strong enough to overcome that... we are meant to be together of that I am 100 percent sure! when we ARE married love we can look back on this and smile knowing it was WELL WORTH IT! I LOVE YOU, I ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL! you are my everything love you are my future, my soulmate and my destiny! I cant stop saying good things about you because they are ALL TRUE!! Ellaine you are FOREVER MINE AND I AM FOREVER YOURS!!! DEDICATED TO YOU IN MY ENTIRETY!! I LOVE YOU!
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Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss" You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship. You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you Your flirting style: friendly and sweet What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
When Foods Make You Feel Bad
When Foods Make You Feel Bad -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No foods are taboo, even fried chicken. It’s how much you eat that affects your mood. Say no to supersizing. By Susan Kleiner for MSN Health & Fitness Find More Feel-Great Foods Counting Cocktail Calories Surviving the Snack Attack More on Depression from MSN Health & Fitness Truth is, you don’t have to eliminate any foods from your diet. The important step is realizing what foods make you feel awful and put you in a bad mood. If you pay attention, you can identify how certain foods, in certain portions, blitz your mood like a linebacker clobbering a quarterback. The approach I take as a nutritionist is to figure out how my clients can eat those foods in smaller portions while still enjoying them for the culinary experience and the sheer fun. It’s not about eliminating foods you love, but about appreciating them more. It’s one of the eating strategies I
The Darkness....
The darkness holds a calming potion within it. No one can see you in the dark. No one can point out your faults, make fun of your appearance, or poke at your faults. The darkness holds a security that nothing else can. Yet the darkness is very fragile, a single match can erode the darkness. A single candle can make the darkness disappear. But where is the candle? Where is the match? Where ……
Just My Life
I keep getting requests as to why I am single or where is my kids father. Well heres the story. My ex and I got together when I was 17, we got pregnant with our daughter when she was 6 months old we decided to get married. We were happy then. We had our second child and things started going down hill. We separated and I filed for divorce. We wanted our relationship to work so we got back together but we were buy this time already divorced. We didn't want to get remarried because we had issues that needed to be worked out first. Well our 3rd child came along and things were not getting better they were getting worse and worse. We finally officially seperated on New Years Eve of 2005. So now I am happy without him. My life is going good with the job I picked and the things that I am working towards. So to answer those questions I have received: I am divorced, 3 kids, I work for the Knoxville Police Department as a Police Officer Recruit (I graduate July 6 as a sworn officer)
Decated To My Fiance
You are not the air that I breathe, you are the sweet scent that drifts upon it You are not the sounds that I hear, you are the music of my life You are not the food that I need, you are the nourishment of my soul You are not my will to survive, you are my reason for living It is with you that I experience the wonders of the world It is with you that I triumph over the challenges in my path It is your partnership that will lead me to the fulfillment of my dreams It is your friendship that guides me as I grow and learn It is your patience and wisdom that calms my restless nature It is through you that I know my true self I do not take you for granted, I cherish you I do not need you I choose you I choose you today in witness of all the people who love us I choose you tomorrow in the privacy of our hearts I choose you in strength and weakness I choose you in health and sickness I choose you in joy and sorrow I will choose yo
The Dreamer In The Crowd
The dreamer in the crowd When the hum of traffic fills the street, And shoes along the pavement beat, Of bustling people, quick in pace, Against the hands of time they race. Among the milling, weaving throng, There beats a silent, lonely song, One single heart, with a single mind, Recalling sounds of a different kind. Of caressing waves that lap once more On sun drenched sands of a distant shore, The cry of sea birds flying high, Borne on wings in a cloudless sky. A song that echoes a sweet refrain Yet beats in time with the falling rain, A longing to be far away From city crowds on a rainy day.
Beating The System
As some know from reading some previous blogs I have been dealing with the judical system. Today I was worried because this dickhead states attorney has been trying to have me sent to the pennitentary for an aggravated fleeing charge as the result of a suicide attempt. I walked into court wondering what was going to happen then I went in front of the judge. I have been in compliance with everything and doing some extra just for myself. He was impressed and the states attorneys request for me to go was thrown out of there. It is a huge weight lifted off of my shoulders and now I can focus more on myself and what I need to do to get my life back in order. I showed all my papers and what I have been doing and I will not have to go back until my probation ends in 2009. I know for fact with what I have been doing and what that little snake was trying to do I would prevail in the end. I can have peace of mind knowing that I don't have to worry about going to the pen. I also want to thank all
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>>The man slowly looked up. This was a woman clearly accustomed to the >>finer >>things of life. Her coat was new. She looked like that she had never >>missed a >>meal in her life. His first thought was that she wanted to make fun of >>him, >>like so many others had done before. >> >>"Leave me alone," he growled. >> >>To his amazement, the woman continued standing. She was smiling -- her >>even >>white teeth displayed in dazzling rows. "Are you hungry?" she asked. >> >>"No," he answered sarcastically. "I've just come from dining with the >>president. Now go away." The woman's smile became even broader. Suddenly >>the man >>felt a gentle hand under his arm. "What are you doing, lady?" the man >>asked >>angrily. "I said to leave me alone." >> >>Just then a policeman came up. "Is there any problem, ma'am?" he asked. >> >>"No problem here, officer," the woman answered. "I'm just trying to get >>this >>man to his feet. Will you help me?" >>
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Hospital Window
A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water w
Im Not Waiting Forever
'Forever' was lost but now it is found. I played my part; I stood my ground. Whenever you wanted me I was there. Whenever you were in pain, I questioned, I cared. So, tell me now or tell me never. I'm telling you right now, I'm not waiting forever. It's either yes or no, but please tell me fast. You will either be my future, or forever be my past.
I'm Pathetic...
"Please don't say I love you, those words touch me much too deeply and they make my core tremble Don't think you realize the effect you have over me Please don't look at me like that It just makes me want to make you near me always Please don't kiss me so sweet it makes me crave a thousand kisses to follow And please don't touch me like that makes every other embrace seem pale and shallow And please don't come so close it just makes me want to make you near me always Please don't bring me flowers they only whisper the sweet things you'd say Don't try to understand me your hands already know too much anyway It just makes me want to make you near me always And when you look in my eyes please know my heart is in your hands It's nothing that I understand, but when in your arms you have complete power over me So be gentle if you please, 'cause Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth And it makes me want to make you near me always Your hands are in my
What Do You See ( A Poem For You....)
Look at me, look through my eyes- what exactly do you see? What colors come out, to play with you- which do I let free? Do you see the smile, as brightness shines- with sun that burns the soul? And shattered memories, to catch on fire- the flame that takes his toll. Do you see the tears, that compete for the Exit- as the heart shows them the way? When darkness falls, with Pain as their Leader- and Angels kneel to pray. Do you see the Child, who sleeps in Pink- and dreams of the Merry-Go-Round? Who spins too fast, and starts to cry- and falls onto the ground. Do you see the Rose, that yearns to grow- and begs the Sun for blessing? But, sooner or later, the petals fall- as Death is harshly pressing. When you look in these eyes, do you only see Green?- and not the colors inside? Can you see the Past, do I let it show?- Can you see the existence I hide?
Calming Effect....
Burning pain in my arms, Stops the burning tears. Slicing the skin calms my doubts, And helps erase my fears. The anger is so strong at times, And my pain becomes too much. And I long to feel the calmness, Of the knife's forgiving, tender touch. As I watch my blood pour, My sanity soars. And I long to feel the pain once more. To those who may not do this, I probably sound insane. But this is the only way I know how... To ease the blinding pain.
I Think I've Lost My Ever Lovin Mind~
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Attention Whores!
I hate people who will stop at nothing to be the center of attention. The kind that a black girl can paint herself convincingly white in the time it probably takes them to do there make-up, even when they're just running to a convenience store. If you hate them as well, leave a comment on this. I'm never deleting this. I want to see who all feel the way I do about this situation.
Yet again im doing a blog on life. It doesnt happen often but when I do there is usually a reason for it. Now here lately my g/f and I have been having a hard time with it seems like everything. We cant hold a convo for very long at all...we havent even had sex in a while. I dont know whats going on btw she and I but I have tried to talk to her about it and she just says that everything is fine. It's really making me wonder what the hell is going on with her,ya know? Now I know at times im not the best gurl to be around..I have work 40 hours a week and that puts a lot on me...I have family that I deal with every day that just make me want to choke them..ect ect ect. I just dont know what to do anymore. I really dont. Im just sick of the mind games..I have been with her for a year now..and its seeming like it was all a waste for some reason. *shrugs* I dont know anymore...I just dont.
More Than 100%
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-a-R-d-W-O-R-k 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-n-O-w-l-e-d-G-e 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-t-t-I-t-U-d-e 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-l-l-S-h-I-t 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% And, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-k-I-S-S-I-n-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and
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Things I Have Learned
>If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an >enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily >basis! > > >They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much >with so few words. Enjoy....... > > > >I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an >elderly person. > > >I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. > > >I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" >makes my day. > > >I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the >most peaceful feelings in the world. > > >I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. > > >I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. > > >I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the >strength to help him in some other way. > > >I've learned.... That no matter how serio
The Big Ranch In The Sky ..
The cowboy went and walked out to pasture with ole paint by his side.. he stopped and looked at the horse. ole paint we been many a mile together .. and my last days ride is made .. he took the saddle off and then the briddle .. farwell my friend farwell .. the old cowboy grabed the saddle and headed back to the ranch house .. he remembers the days of old and knows he days on earth are comin to near .. he dreams of the big ranch in the sky fur a top hand he will be .. as he laid in bed that night he spoke out loud .. dont morn for me down here .. dont tear a one .. fur i am a top hand up there on the big ranch in the sky ..
Today's Funeral
Just got home from a funeral. Things like that make you really think about life... where you are, where you are heading, where you have been. So as I sat up in the choir loft, I looked at a lot of faces, listened to a lot of memories, a thought a lot. Max was an old guy, a member of our church. At least thats how I started off thinking of things. He died from leukemia, after being diagnosed only 6 weeks ago. His wife died from it as well several years ago. My Dad took part on the service. Dad was minister at that church his entire career, all 39 years. Its not a big church. Couldn't be. The whole town is smaller than most "new home" communities. I started thinking, Max wasn't just a member of the church. While I wasn't as close to him and his family as when I was growing up, our family had a lot of ties. His one daughter was my babysitter. They only lived a couple hundred yards away. In our town that was all the way on the other side of town, but not so far away. SO at
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4-the Individualist
Midnytewanderer, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > 4- the Individualist you chose BY - your Enneagram type is FOUR (aka "The Romantic") "I am unique" Romantics have sensitive feelings and are warm and perceptive. How to Get Along with Me Give me plenty of compliments. They mean a lot to me. Be a supportive friend or partner. Help me to learn to love and value myself. Respect me for my special gifts of intuition and vision. Though I don't always want to be cheered up when I'm feeling melancholy, I sometimes like to have someone lighten me up a little. Don't tell me I'm too sensitive or that I'm overreacting! What I Like About Being a Four my ability to find meaning in life and to experience feeling at a deep level
What Ever Woman Should Have.......
MAYA ANGELOU'S BEST POEM EVER > > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... > enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her > own even if she never wants to or needs to... > > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... > something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams > wants to see her in an hour... > > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. > a youth she's content to leave behind.... > > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... > a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in > her old age.... > > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... > a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a blac k lace bra... > > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... > one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... > > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... > a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... > > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... > eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe
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I Believe
I Believe - That just because two people argue, It doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, It doesn't mean they do. I believe - That we don't have to change friends If we understand that friends change. I believe - That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while And you must forgive them for that. I believe - That true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - That you can do something in an instant That will give you heartache for life. I believe - That it's taking me a long time to Become the person I want to be. I believe - That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - That you can keep going long after You think you can't. I believe - That we are responsible for what we do, No matter how we feel. I believe - That either you control you
Nappy Headed Hoe
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Vaseline Market Research A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out." (AND YOU THOUGHT WHAT? )
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my camera died at my daughters birthday party today but i will recharge it and post some soon. Thanks so much for everyone that has stopped by and rated fanned and friended me I appreciate it so much.. love you all.
He Hates Me
He hates me for loving him. He hates me for wanting to be with him. He hates because I ask him to change. He hates me when he asks me to and I can't. I LOVE HIM SO AND
Militant 'mickey Mouse' Pulled Off Air
RAMALLAH, West Bank - Hamas militants have suspended a TV program that featured a Mickey Mouse lookalike urging Palestinian children to fight Israel and work for global Islamic domination, the Palestinian information minister said Wednesday. Information Minister Mustafa Barghouti said the character — a giant black-and-white rodent with a high-pitched voice — represented a "mistaken approach" to the Palestinian struggle against Israeli occupation. He said that the program was pulled from Hamas-affiliated Al Aqsa TV at his ministry's request and "placed under review." The character, named "Farfour," or "butterfly," but unmistakably a copy of the Disney character, preached against the U.S. and Israel each Friday on the show called "Tomorrow's Pioneers." "You and I are laying the foundation for a world led by Islamists," Farfour squeaked on a recent episode. "We will return the Islamic community to its former greatness, and liberate Jerusalem, God willing, liberate
Daily Horoscope: Libra For May 10,2007
Look into your heart for answers. There's more evidence in there than you realized. While the tangible facts are easy to weigh, it's the more ephemeral matters that really count in a situation like this. Inquire within.
For The Marines Out There ...........
" Daddy's Poem - get the tissues out > > Daddy's Poem > > Her hair was up in a ponytail, > Her favorite dress tied with a bow. > Today was Daddy's Day at school, > And she couldn't wait to go. > But her mommy tried to tell her, > That she probably should stay home. > Why the kids might not understand, > If she went to school alone. > But she was not afraid; > She knew just what to say. > What to tell her classmates > Of why he wasn't there today. > But still her mother worried, > For her to face this day alone. > And that was why once again, > She tried to keep her daughter home. > But the little girl went to school > Eager to tell them all. > About a dad she never sees > A dad who never calls. > There were daddies a long the wall in back, > For everyone to meet. > Children squirming impatiently, > Anxious in their seats > One by one the teacher called > A student from the class. > To introduce their daddy, > As seconds slowly passed. > At last the tea
I should be happy, but why i am not? I, for some reason, am sad. Somethinghappened that I was eagerly waiting for, But for some reason, I don't care. Why, I do not know. All I now want is privacy, Maybe some more fun and excitement. But I am afraid, When that happens, I would want nothin else ....
I Do It Also
you know when u first start this site you meet so many people and make so many friends at the beginning. but as u get more n2 it and make more and more friends u seem 2 forget about ur other friends. u know i admit that i have done that and i am not proud of it. and u get close with alot of ur friends and some of ur friends r like ur best friend, well that is what happened 2 me. i have a friend that is n my family on here and he seems 2 have forgotten about me. we talk every now and again on here but not like we use 2. he was like my best friend. but now he hardly talks 2 me. but i just everyone 2 know that i am here 4 any of yall if yall ever need someone 2 talk. and i am sorry if it seems that i have forgotten yall. i really haven't. i am still here but not as much. and 2 my 1 friend if u read this u know i am here 4 u no matter what. but anyways ill go and stop boring yall. yall have a great day.
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I Iz Exhausted
I went and stayed at a friend's house last night so that I could get a full night's sleep... Reason I couldn't lately here is cause I tend to wake up when the baby does since he sleeps in the same room as me... Which is normally no problem... but I've been having a hard time falling asleep... and was up really late with studying and taking a essay take-home test for a few days... So about the time I'd lay down to fall asleep he would be waking up... And then after I'd get him back to sleep I would have trouble falling asleep because I'm thinking too much lately about the move and everything... And about the time I would fall asleep he would wake up, the pump would go off, or my alarm would start going off... And after about 3 days of that... I was just wore out... To the point of practically falling asleep standing up... So when my friend offered to let me stay w/ him for the night so that I could rest before our LONG drive on Friday... I took him up on it... We had sta
What The F............!!!!!! Lol
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was a wakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two
i tell you. 1400 poitns away and nobody is helping me :(
Gothic Angel
My mind is screaming, my heart is racing, and my soul is bleeding.Lost, confused and left for dead chained in the dark.Words, thoughts voices people, begging, pleading, battling and compeating. And for what do these nights put thier hearts on the line for? A broken soul, a shattered heart, and a darkened mind. A fragile girl who is teatering on the edge, and yet already so far over the line. On her knees, tears on her cheeks, and blood stains on her pale lifeless flesh. And yet heres these brave nights are. Arms extended leaving thier hearts exposed. Confessing thier love and making thier promices, trying to reach through thes gothic angels emotional hardness.
Corner Time
LDD the use of the corner time as a means of punishment can vary, some have their wife use it alone as a time to reflect on the behavior, while others use it after a spanking in order to make a more dramticc impact. When used after a spanking the wife is made to stand in the corner with her freshly spanked bottom on display for a set period of time, this is to allow her time to think about her behaior and to help humble the submissive wife. Standing in a corner with a red bottom on display is very humblimg, she understands that she did something wrong and to be made to stand in the corner while the HOH goes about his normal business will have a better effect on the spanking and her submissive behavior. One important thing to remember is that when using corner time the wife should be comfortable, although so like to have her lean over, arms stretched out above head, butt thrust outward, legs spread wide, this is not the most comfortable way to stand for any length of time, and her
Quote For May 11
All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman; and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is the poor peasant as the mighty prince. -- Plato Bonus Quote: If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. -- Robert X. Cringely This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
A Question Of Faith
Question Of Faith Current mood: determined Category: Religion and Philosophy The other day,I had my faith question,and then I remember,in the bible time after time the disciples faith was tested.And Jesus outstretched his hands,and led them,to what they never lost.It is a feeling deep inside.It finds its' way in the pit of your stomach,and it doesnt let go.Oh for a brief moment you try to bury it,but,then it yanks you back.For you want it, you need the peace that it gives.The kind of serenity of a fisherman.The anxiety at an empty tombsight.The amazement when the water is turn to wine,and the sea parted.The lame walked,the blind saw,and the dead rose.I close my eyes,and I see a man of God,embraced on a wooden cross,blood from a crown of thorns,as the blood dripped,upon his cheeks,and the stakes of iron held his hands in place,as the red liquid found its' resting place upon the ground.Never did he judge"Father forgive then for they do not know what they have done."He sa
after time away
I'm The Type..
So Damn Bored...
Someone please help me! I'm stuck here and bored to death :(
If U See Me Shout Or Im Me
I hope everyone has a great weekend,and if u see me on tap just shout at me or if your on my yahoo IM just pop in and say hello,you know I'd love to hear from you.If u want my IM on yahoo or msn just leave me a private message and I'll see about adding you,bye 4 now! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi
Forbidden Dream
Safety; thoughts amiss Dreams of you; such bliss A long avenue; a white hall And at the end; is that call A sin; feeling safe today A loving embrace; after a fray And all is well; all is fine Until you get up; tingle of my spine You dismiss and hurry away Taken advantage of on this day And you disappear; run away with tears Left me living with all my fears Is this what you wanted all along Who cares about me; feeling strong And all of this is a ruse My heart melts; carries this bruise And so at the end; of this hall I see you standing there; me feeling small You are gone; silence is here Nothing for me; left with fear And will this happen in real life too Am I mistaken; my thoughts are true Will I be safe; will this be sincere Or will it happen again; thoughts so near
In Love Witha Dream
I have obliviously fallen in love with a dream. Today I calamitously came to this realization. Foreordained by my own misfortune, Yet this love I have is open to interpretation. My ardent inamorata, The alluring woman of whom I seek. Im afraid she may not exist, Im perturbed she may be too unique. Ive foolishly been enamored, I mean I am young and obtuse. But this time I cant blame my naivete, Unfortunately there may be no use. I can only blame my averseness, And my inability to compromise. The one true reason for my inadequacy, The real reason my relationships meet their demise. The actual reason for my discontent, Is almost impossible to convey. The love of whom I seek, Is in no way cliche. She is very anomalous, Only existing inside my mind. This paramour I am in love with, She can be maligned. She can be analyzed, She most certainly can be critiqued. But she is my adulation, And she is genuine and unique. My one true love, The epitome
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P Diddy Feat Keyshia Cole-last Night
[Diddy:] Last night, I couldn't even get an answer. Tried to call, but my pride wouldn't let me dial. And I'm sitting here, with this blank expression. And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child. I know you can hear me I know you can feel me I can't live without you God please make me better I wish I wasn't the way I am [Keyshia:] If I told you once, I told you twice, you can see it in my eyes. I'm all cried out, with nothing to say. You're everything I wanted to be. If you could only see, your heart belongs to me. I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch. Come and set me free, forever yours I'll be, baby won't you come and take this pain awayyyyy. [Diddy:] Last night, I couldn't even get an answer. Tried to call, but my pride wouldn't let me dial. And I'm sitting here, with this blank expression. And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child. [Keyshia:] I need you, and you need me. This is so plain to see, and I will never
P Diddy-bad Boy 4 Life
I'm the definition of: half man, half drugs Ask the clubs - bad boy, that's whassup After bucks, crush crews after us No games, we ain't laughin much Nothin but big thangs, check the hitlist How we twist shit, what changed but the name? We still here, you rockin wit the best Don't worry if i write rhymes - i write checks (hah!) Who's the boss? dudes is lost Don't think cause i'm iced out, i'ma cool off Who else but me? (who else?) and if you don't feel me That mean you can't touch me, it's ugly, trust me Get it right dawg, we ain't ever left We just, moved in silence and repped to the death (yeah) It's official, i survived what i been through Y'all got drama, "the saga continues..." [chorus] We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere We can't be stopped now, cause this bad boy for life We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere We can't be stopped now, cause this bad boy for life [black rob] Hey yo straight from the harlem streets I don't play, i pu
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For Just A Little While
FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE I always knew I loved you, Mom, From the day that I was born; I just never knew how much Until after you were gone. My eyes tear up just thinking That I never could express The love for you deep in my heart And I never will, I guess. For now you’ve gone to heaven, Oh, I hate we had to part. And all the things I should have said Are locked up in my heart. I look for you every day I listen for your voice. If I could see you just once more Oh, how I would rejoice! My lonely soul would sing with joy! My broken heart would smile! If God would send you back to me For just a little while Love You Mom.
Why God Made Moms
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He Feedeth Me
Infectious Bite Words by Rev. Dickie Fux Infectious Bite, how sweet the nip That killed a man like me. I once was warm, but now I'm cold; I walked, but now, I lurch. T'was flesh that made My mouth to drool And brains, my mouth to chomp. How yummy was that tasty meat The hour I first devoured. Through many headshot, axe and gun We have already come. T'was death that brought us safe thus far And death will lead us home. The LORD has promised flesh to me His meat my faith secures. I will rend flesh and ankle grab, As long as life endures. When we've been here ten thousand years, Foul-smelling as the morgue, We've no less days to eat some brains Than when we've first begun. Infectious bite, how sweet the nip That killed a man like me; I once was warm, but now I'm cold, I walked, but now I lurch.
drink it up, it ain't gonna last long, i'm sure you've heard the same damn song, i'll never hurt you, let me show you i care, you see it in their eyes they're full of shit, stop the abuse, i'm sick of it, don't play with my emotions, then expect not to get burnt, when you hit me, it hurts, no i'm not made of glass, i knew our love wouldn't last, goodbye, past is past.......
Stubbed my toe. Again. Grr. i want to go see zombies, dangit.
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Magical Moment
Think of this moment as your greatest blessing. For this moment connects you to, and surrounds you with, all your many other blessings. The sights, the sounds, the textures and feelings in this moment provide endless levels of richness for you to explore and experience. The thoughts you have in this moment can carry you to any place, any time and any possibility you dare to imagine. Whatever fulfillment you seek begins in this moment. All the goodness you have known is alive with you right here and now. This moment is ripe with opportunity. It is the magical stage upon which you can act to truly make a difference. The whole of the universe in its unimaginable vastness comes together in this moment. And you are now here to focus that value, through your thoughts and actions, toward beautiful positive purpose. Here is this moment, a great gift that is now being born all around you. You know what to do. -- Ralph Marston
Xeno: i do love you Xeno: instead of cutting yourself try writing to keep your mind off of cutting yourself ->Xeno: i do but my love for you makes me write so you dont love me then? Xeno: don't write because you love me write because you love to do it ->Xeno: does that mean anything to you
Happy Mother's Day
I want to take a moment to say Happy Mom's Day, to all my Mommy Cherries, for Me, being a mother is just the most wonderful and beautiful thing I have ever experienced.... Looking into the eyes of my baby, hearing him call Me "mommy", seeing his smile, just melts My heart.... I live for his wet sloppy kisses and his tiny arms little hugs, I can be tough, very tough, but that little man can turn me into the most sweet and loving person in this world.... instantly! Mom's rock!!!! Love your kids people, teach them well, value, respect, honor and love them, for they are the future of our world!! Love always Mistress M (only for today you can call me Mommy!!!) LOL
4 All U Moms.
This isn't mine but I hope u enjoy it none the less! Much love Mommies! A mother casts her dreams into the sea; We, the words sent bobbing towards the sun, The eggs of stone, the shards of prophesy. Because she must conclude her melody And fall back to the sweet dark hush of One, A mother casts her dreams into the sea, Hoping to cross that wild infinity And on some infant shore again to run, The eggs of stone, the shards of prophesy Outside the fiery circle of memory, The howling surf, the incessant years undone … A mother casts her dreams into the sea And then dissolves into a tapestry, Her rolling, helpless drift again begun, The eggs of stone, the shards of prophesy Afloat once more upon eternity, Once more the alien fury, never done … Again, again, her dreams into the sea, The eggs of stone, the shards of prophesy!
Gotta Love The Elderly!!!
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Why I Did My Apt Research, 1st
After resting up from my trip to LA, I made the decision to explore ideas, get suggestions & whathaveyou from others, who had searched & gotten an apartment; I then thought of creating some Mumms, to help me in my research on how to find an apt, what steps to take, which cities & states to look into & so on. I also thought it would be a good idea to post, asking about advice on apt hunting, on certain boards & such; I even thought of posting it on Bulletin boards, Blogs & such to see what kind of response I'd get. I then began posting about advice on apt hunting on online journals, blogs, Bulletin boards, then started asking, using My Mumms; as I was receiving advice & so on, I started looking on the sites given to me by others, who'd thought it would be a nice thing to do. I then posted Mumms, asking about certain cities & towns, they think I should try for, while looking at more sites, that were given to me; as I was checking back on my mumms, I found that I was also receiving adv
Life Goes On, Dont Let It Pass
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds yo u spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

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