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Muah!!!
Hey all my sexies upon here!!! Just giving ya some love before I go on between the sheets Feel free to leave me some loving back. I will return the favor...I shall be back soon. Hugs and lots fo kisses n hands wondering all over yas!!! LOL
~~the Old Cowboy~~
> >THE OLD COWBOY: >An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there >sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to >the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, >I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, >and branding cattle so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I >spend my whole day thinking about > > women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I >shower, watch TV, etc., everything seems to make me think of women." > A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and >asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I >was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
Sexual Hell Test
HELL LEVEL 1 Raw score: 57% You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust. AVOID: the heavenbound. Your path is downward, and you'll need a guide. My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 24% on hellishness Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Hi
i require a nice rich sexy man to be kind enough to buy me a thing so i can send cherry blasts lol im one of the few that dont own a credit card as i know wat im like when it comes to spending money lol ill add him as a friend be a fan and send him a gift too lol
For Lynne...
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend: someone who changes your life by being a part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship... When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly bright and beautiful. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, the confused times. If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows. If you lose you way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on. Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete, because you need not worry. You have a forever friend for life, and forever has no end.
A Little Fyi
I will be in the process of moving so I won't be on for a while. When I get settled in and the Internet hooked back up I will let you know how the transition went. So please don't think I am ignoring you b/c that's not the case. I love you all and hope you all have a great weekend.
Just Saying Hi !!!
Wuz up to all the BBWs out there you are the Queens of the Century and to all the Full-Figured Women out there how you enjoying the new year so far? To all the Cherry Tappers keep it real for 2007!!!
Sky
Dull day it is. The clouds are over. Grey. It makes the world seem sad, Although people carry on. Just because the sky isn't the way we want it, Doesn't mean we can't run our lies as usual Looking through the window. Looking down, Workmen are busy. Grey sky. I wonder if the colour of the sky affects them? Just becuase the sky isn't the way we want it, Doesn't mean we can't run our lives as usual. Looking up, The grey colour of the sky, Feels how i feel. Inside. Internally. Just becuase the sky isn't the way we want it, Doesn't mean we can't run our lives as usual. (C) Copyright. Angel
This Is Hillarious
guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk. "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly. Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves. A high school kid comes in to buy condoms. "What size?" The kid embarassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
Old And Very Self Indulgent !
Wretch Old wounds no longer feel dead flesh that can never heal Numb sensation through tears of remorse becoming dull through re injury of course The stab that wounds my spirit this day leaves an ache that never goes away Held from me the love I can not hold feel my heart growing tired and cold Promise broken and used to punish innocent child I fight the hatred but my mind runs wild With thoughts of vengeance and desire to inflict pain teach the hateful one a lesson for being so vain Let her suffer as she has done to everyone dear I feel the fate drawing close, the conclusion is near Her little house of cards will soon begin to fall built on lies and misdeeds the crux of it all My wound has become numb and malignant way out of norms I feel it's time to amputate the cancer in all of its forms To never have contact with the vicious evil wench from hell would do my heart good and give us all a break from the smell Of rot and decay from this moral
Far Away
the days have become colder as I think back on yesterday even it has come and gone like every second on a clock quickly passing, slowly learning as I am gaining a clear understanding of where I have been and where I am going I am looking forward to tomorrow with my mistakes today and wisdom gained, now I can see yet, there are still dark areas unknown to me, I know I am better prepared with the light that shined upon my heart waking me from slumber, and now I had enough rest so I stand, with my head held high I can now fight againts the STRUGGLE no more will I hide from my hurts and pain which has become my greatest weapon I use to express and I see where I have fallen and next time will never come around to face me, as I am becomming stronyg like a silent warriorin my heart, fighting an inner beast that took over who I am, I am learning the beast is my friend, protecting me from the outside with that known, now we fight side by side building a peacefull world,
What Would You Do ? (drunken Moments)
Would this be funny or not?             Durring a nice good Friday and or Saturday night a male and female met!!! They both spent the eavining drinking at the clun and then desided to go home together!!! Both feeling horney as hell started to make out!!! Soon they ended up in the 69 position as she was on top and he on the bottom!!!              As both we so extreemly horney and turned on, they continued for a long time in the 69 position as it was feeling good!!! Without any kind of warning at all, She began to piss and he was swallowing it as he thought it was her cumming!!!              He was so horney now and desided its time to fuck the hell out of her!!! All she could say was, Im sorry, Im sorry!!! He didnt understand why she would be sorry and then thought, she didnt want to fuck and asked finaly asked why!!              She sat there for a minute and then finaly said, ... I dint cum, I pissed and I cant believe you drank it!!!! He whith his eyes open wide stayed quiet for a f
What Planet Are Bush Supporters From ?
What Planet Are Bush Supporters From ? They can't possibly be from Earth. Are they from ............ The Bizzaro World Mars - The War Planet
Have You Joined Twits For Bush Yet ?
Have You Joined TWITS For BUSH Yet ? There is a group on Yahoo called TWITS for Bush thst ..... We are a group for the Idiots who still support Bush or for those people who just like to pick on anyone who is still stupid enough to support Bush. CLICK ON THE BELOW PICTURE TO CHECK OUT Preserve our Democracy CLICK on The Above Picture To See What Is Good For You CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today " http://us.a2.yahoofs.com/groups/g_18129656/.HomePage/__sr_/edd6.jpg?grAIoqFBeZUzOTvO http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TwitsForBush/
~~for Those That Do Not Read Bulletins~~
...***FLASH****I for one do not care if you are fake or not! I am a memeber of this site to have fun and nothing else! Whether you are fake, real, non-real or whatever, does not concern me at the least! I am getting tired of reading the postings of "Self Imposed" site police~ If I want to read about "truth in advertising" I will break out my Bible and read the "truth" there! Not on here, myspace, xanga, vidilife, livedigital,Taglife, etc. etc, or any other sites out there! Get a grip and "read my lips" this is just a friggin website with the sole purpose of attacting sponsers from the corporate world who hopefully want to snag us through their ads to purchase something or do the their cookies...! We have the option to block anyone and the choice not to read their shyte! An for myself, once I have had enough of reading "your" shyte, I will block your ass from my page!!!
Untitled And Very Nsfw
Entwined limbs we wrestle as one Me inside you our act begun Deep kisses of passion a tongue tease You on top doing as you please Riding and grinding to your own beat Bucking and slide in and out we meet Holding me tight within you so deep Feel me swell as I am yours to keep Juices that flow and a sweet musky scent We grind and buck faster till passions spent Climax comes hard and moans fill the air The feeling for us both is beyond compare My souls mate, My dreams I share in the night I do this and more as I hold you close and tight Sweet kisses that carry me to the brink of day Always our passions come and go in this way And then I awake alone in my bed Visions of what we did still fill my head And I long to be there in our dream shared only my dream with you is beyond all compared By R. Thomas Dinsmore Inspired works
....in A Relationship.
i've been burned alot in the past when it comes to this. im not that picky... sort of. i like older women, from my age 19, up to like 26. someone funny, intellegent, that i can have a conversation with. but someone that likes to talk cuz i like to listen more than i do talk. someone with a personality. i don't want a bitch. or someone immature. i like someone who is touchy, doesn't mind me showing them affection in public or anytime. i like to hold hands, kiss, cuddle and i want someone that likes that too. i don't care about kids, i love kids and they don't bother me. i like a girl who's as tall or taller than me. and a little on the chubby side. skinny women aren't real fun to cuddle with. what i don't want, is someone that i have to look over my shoulder with, wondering if she messing around. cuz if i get that feeling than i act on it, like most normal people would. i'll start askin question, which i when i do i will have already known the answer to, just giving you a chance to b
1975/2006 Lmfao (from A Bullitin)
1975 : Long hair 2006 : Longing for hair 1975: KEG 2006: EKG 1975 : Acid rock 2006: Acid reflux 1975 : Moving to California because it's cool 2006 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1975 : Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1975 : Seeds and stems 2006: Roughage 1975 : Hoping for a BMW 2006: Hoping for a BM 1975 : Going to a new, hip joint 2006: Receiving a new hip joint 1975< FONT face=Verdana color=maroon size=6> : Rolling Stones 2006: Kidney Stones 1975 : Being called into the principal's office 2006 : Calling the principal's office 1975 : Screw the system 2006: Upgrade the system 1975 : Disco 2006: Costco 1975 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1975 : Passing the drivers' test 2006: Passing the vision test 1975 : Whatever 2006 : Depends Just in case you weren't fee
Ok It Is Pretty Bad When I Can Tell They Are Off Key In Chipmonk Mode
Some People ...
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same. ~ by Flavia Weedn ~
Whisenhunt !!!
Hell yeah!! We didn't pick Mike Sherman, thank God! Whisenhunt huh.....maybe the Cards front office is trying to win a few games. Guess we'll find out if they spend some of that $12 million under the cap. Who knows, a cover corner, a center, maybe another pass rushing lineman, and that teams a playoff team next year! Until then though, Go Suns!!! 9 in a row baby with Memphis coming up.
Prove Me Wrong.
Alright, I'm no internet-novice. Nor am I a complete net-genius. I'm still trying to figure this shit out. I'll admit (sadly) that I'm completely spoiled by myspace. Yeah, I said it. I'm a myspace whore. It's generally my only form of communication with the outside world. Check it out if you want: myspace.com/missdisinterested . but just know, I won't add you there unless A) I actually know you or B) You message me there before sending a friends request, and you seem like the type of person I wouldn't want to punch in the mouth. Go ahead. Amaze me. Anyway, I'd have never known about this CherryTap place (which sofar is damn spiffy) if it wasn't for a friend who invited me, then subsequently deleted his damn profile. heh. So since I'm a lazy fucker and hate reading "FAQ" and "how to" sections, someone give me some pointers here huh? And if not, ah well. What you see is what you get. OH and just FYI I noticed a definite dropoff of ratings and messages on my page as so
Ooh Man....
its fuckin early for me....on my day off. im bored. anybody wanna chat? something. tell me something funny. heh.....
Moonlight On The Water
Moonlight on the water, Like a pathway through the night, Take my hand and walk it with me, Tell me Everything's alright. Bring me through the night-time safely, Just by being by my side And I'll forget the long sad nights When I sat all alone and cried. Bring me back in time for daybreak, So we can watch it from the beach. As the moon hits the horizon, Slipping quietly out of reach.
What
what is a blog. i see it on tv and on the computer but every ones is differant so it makes it tuff to understand. so what is a blog.
Answer Baby!
As I pick up the phone I hear a dail tone My finger starts to dail I dail the numba to u As I call ur phone It tends to ring and ring I sit and think Then my mind seems To come across many things Baby answer ur phone Dont leave me hangin Cause im tired of hearin ur answerin machine Baby jus pick up cause its me I think of why u dont answer So i say to myself ur such an bastard But i think again on how much i love u And i take back all the things i siad about u Cause ur ma baby And ur ma boo So i guess imma have to leave An message babi and tell u how much I really Love U !
Silent Strength
May the stars carry your sadness away, May the flowers fill your heart with beauty, May hope forever wipe away your tears, And, above all, may silence make you strong.
Sucks To Be Me! Lol
Well, I am going to poof away for awhile and won't be online for who knows how long. Could be days, could be a month. Hopefully not longer than that. Don't miss me too much! Or no I take that back. Miss me lots. Leave me lots of comments and give me gifties!! lol Well much clown love to all my fam!! See ya when I see ya! Holly/Spork
What Kind Of American English Do You Speak?
Your Linguistic Profile: 75% General American English 10% Dixie 5% Midwestern 5% Upper Midwestern 0% Yankee
The Poem That Fireman185 Wrote For Me (i Love This So Much)
IF YOU ALL HAVENT HAD THE CHANCE TO READ THIS BEAUTIFUL POEM YOU ALL NEED TO STOP BY AN RATE HIM AND SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT HE TRUELY IS GOOD FOR ME YALL. For You Id Walk for days To find that cure For You I will give my heart true and pure For You Id take on a million bad dreams For You Id swim across a 1000 Seas For You Id give my life to save yours For You Id give anything to take away the pain For You I stay here, Facing both our fears For You I have cried a 1000 or more tears For You I will fight till I cant fight no more For You I will Fix the heart that has been torn For You This oath I have sworn, For You I will be true an from now till forever; I will Always Love you HUN!!! THANK YOU CHUCK FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL POEM IT REALLY HAS TOUCHED ME IN AWAY THAT I COULD OF NEVER IMAGINED LOVE YOU BABY!
What Should I Do.. Why Do I Feel Like This...
okay so i know he isnt going to.. but i have this HORRIBLE feeling that Derick is going to break up wit me.. i dont know maybe it is because me and him have been together 2 months and all my relationships end around 2 months... i love him so much and i wouldnt want anything to happen to what me and him have together!!! im just so paranoid and i fucking hate .. i know he loves me and he knows i love him!! god why do i have to be so paranoid... its like my relationship is going to well... NOT IN A BAD WAY.. but like all my other relationships all like went to shit 2 months in.. grrr idk..
Love Is
Love Is ... Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
Forever
In the brightest hour of my darkest day I realized what isw rong with me Can't get over you. can't get through to you It's been a helter-skelter romance from the start Take thses memories that are Haunting me Of a paper man cut into shreds by his own pair of scissors He'll never forgive her...he'll never forgive her... Because days come and go but my feelings for you are forever Sitting by a fire on a lonely night Hanging over from another good time With another girl... little dirty girl You should listen to this story of a life You're my heroine-in this moment i'm lonely fulfilling my darkest dreams All these drugs all these women I'm never forgiven..this broken heart of mine One last kidd before i go Dry your tears, it is time to let you go One last kiss
America Under Bush’s Rule Opened Up The Gates Of Hell Upon The Iraqi People
America under Bush’s rule opened up the gates of Hell upon the Iraqi people By Mary MacElveen January 16, 2007 If you were a victim of rape, would you want your attacker to be brought to justice and do everything to make that happen or would you thank them for raping you? While you may think that question in itself is one of sheer lunacy that is exactly how President Bush feels when he expressed within his ‘Sixty Minute’ interview this past Sunday. This is exactly what he said concerning the Iraqi people: “The Iraqi people owe American people a huge debt of gratitude.” I suspect that a great number of rational Americans would have a hard time wrapping their brains around that one. But, what bothers me is that there still is a small minority that still does believe it. Joe Lieberman is one of those people and I do know that he has a daughter and would he say that his daughter would be grateful had she been raped? Would President Bush say that of his ow
Your Love
you're the one that never lets me sleep to my mind, down to my soul you touch my lips you're the one that i can't wait to see with you here by my side i'm in ecstasy i am all alone without you my days are dark without a glimpse of you but now that you came into my life i feel complete the flowers bloom, my morning shines and i can see your love is like the sun that lights up my whole world i feel the warmth inside your love is like the river that flows down through my veins i feel the chill inside every time i hear our music play reminds me of the things that we've been through in my mind i can't believe it's true but in my heart the reality is you
What Kind Of Underwear Are You?
What kind of Underwear are you? (girls) ThongYou are a thong. You are a big flirt and love attention. You are confident and sexy. You are a great lover and can seduce any man you choose. You enjoy fashion and the latest trends. You HATE panty lines! Take this test
Waiting
Monday, December 18, 2006 Waiting...... Current mood: creative Category: Writing and Poetry I am a breeze instead of the wind, A calm yet distant familiarity. Confusion and reluctance; Your doubt - part of me. I am a storm that pours down Instead of the morning dew. A complicated kiss but still Remaining true. I am the thorns without The rose; part of me alive and part decomposed I am the petals that have Fallen on the ground, Trampled into the earth Where life and death are found. Empty and hallow The blank stare I give. A soul yet searching For a place to rest And to live. At a loss for words With a hush on my lips. The end to the beginning At the touch of your Fingertips. I am all of the darkness And only a hint of light. A whisper of the silver stars That glitter in the night. It is only flesh and blood That bind me needlessly here
So Glad Were Sister's
So Glad Were Sister's (From my only sister to me) Darlene; I wonder if you realize how glad I am that we're sister's, Even though I may not always stop and tell you so. Your warmth and thoughtfulness makes such a difference in my life. I think you are really special, and I just wanted you to know. I hope this makes your life a little better. Dont ever forget I will always be here for you! I am the "Jefa" and "I love you sister" (From me to her) Michelle; There's no better friend than you my sister . There's no one more loyal and true . . . and even though we are different . . .our likeness come shining through! Perhaps it's a family resemblance that strengthens the bond we share . . .or maybe it's just that sisters live life with a similar flair! You know more than I will admit. You have seen me in some situations when silence just wouldn't suffice . . . and manag
Naughty Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EV
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good : Your wife's not talking to you Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly : She's a lawyer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good : Your son is finally maturing. Bad : He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly : So are you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good : Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly : You're in them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad : You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good : Your husband understands fashion. Bad : He's a c
What's Your Sex Style?
But I do like kissing and foreplay... Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test
Ronald Reagan
Thank God I got to see this guy speak ONE time before he passed away. What a hero. You don't realize how much you miss him, until you read and remember some of the stuff he said and stood for: "Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." - Ronald Reagan "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan "Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong." - Ronald Reagan "I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."- Ronald Reagan "The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." - Ronald Reagan "Government is like a baby: An
Respect, Respect Me.
Respect, respect me, I say In every single way Respect me day by day Don’t put me down When we are out and about with people around Playing me like a fool Portraying me as one who never went to school Respect me sweet heart Till life sets us apart Respect my needs Listen and take heed Respect to me is what means love And not those commonly spoken words, ‘I love you’ To respect me is to publicly and privately honour me To respect me is to listen attentively while I speak To respect me is to bread and butter my desire to be free To respect me is to stand by me when I am weak Look up! Look up to me! I may not be perfect Nor a genius of an intellect Respect, respect me & our love will stand erect!
Darrell Scott Testimony
DARRELL SCOTT TESTIMONY Guess our national leaders didn't expect this, hmm? On Thursday, Darrell Scott, the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine High School shootings in Littleton, Colorado, was invited to address the House Judiciary Committee's subcommittee What he said to our national leaders during this special session of Congress was painfully truthful. They were not prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received well. It needs to be heard by every parent, every teacher, every politician, every sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called expert! These courageous words spoken by Darrell Scott are powerful, penetrating, and deeply personal. There is no doubt that God sent this man as a voice crying in the wilderness. The following is a portion of the transcript: "Since the dawn of creation there has been both good & evil in the hearts of men and women. We all contain the seeds of kindness or the seeds of violence. The death of my wonderful
Will You Ever?
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.
Life Is A Gift, Live It, Enjoy It, Celebrate It, And Fulfill It
There was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply said. "Just take care of my eyes dear." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is how the human brain changes when our status changes. Only a few remember what life was like before and even fewer remember who to thank for always being there even when times were painfully unbearable. ---------
Driving Me Nuts
OK whos my crush. I know who one is but theres another...spill...who IS it?
What's Your Personality Cluster?
Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Intuition You are: Multilayered and complex Inspired and driven to achieve your goals A visionary with a complete life plan Intuitive enough to understand difficult problems, ideas, and people What's Your Personality Cluster?
Enneagram Type
the Helper Thanks for taking the test ! you chose CX - your Enneagram type is TWO (aka "The Charmer"). "I must help others" Helpers are warm, concerned, nurturing, and sensitive to other people's needs. How to Get Along with Me Tell me that you appreciate me. Be specific. Share fun times with me. Take an interest in my problems, though I will probably try to focus on yours. Let me know that I am important and special to you. Be gentle if you decide to criticize me. In Intimate Relationships Reassure me that I am interesting to you. Reassure me often that you love me. Tell me I'm attractive and that you're glad to be seen with me. What I Like About Being a Two being able to relate easily to people and to make friends knowing what people need and being able to make their lives better being generous, caring, and warm being sensitive to and perceptive about others' feeling
Could You Pass The U.s. Citizenship Test?
Just because I'm not good at History... You Failed the US Citizenship Test Oops, you only got 5 out of 10 right! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
My Immortal
Voting
Thanks to everyone that has been voting for Me. A few of you are in contest also..I am doing My best to VOTE for each of you. I am having a few problems with this DAMN computer..or the site...I dont know which.. I keep getting the dreaded SESSION EXPIRED message. Just thought I would let you all know. Thx. EVIL
All My Photos
Have been FIXED and UPDATED! Please come visit my photos. I look forward to your kind feedback! -Metro Mike
The Dangers Of Concussions
Waters' Suicide Tied to Brain Damage By Associated Press 2 hours ago NEW YORK - Brain damage caused on the football field ultimately led to the suicide of former NFL defensive back Andre Waters, according to a forensic pathologist who studied Waters' brain tissue. Bennet Omalu of the University of Pittsburgh told The New York Times that Waters' brain tissue resembled that of an 85-year-old man and that there were characteristics of early stage Alzheimer's. Omalu told the newspaper he believed the damage was related to multiple concussions Waters sustained during his 12-year NFL career with the Philadelphia Eagles and Arizona Cardinals. Waters was 44 when he committed suicide last November. Omalu said trauma was a significant factor in Waters' brain damage, "no matter how you look at it, distort it, bend it." The pathologist also told the newspaper the signs of depression that family members described Waters as exhibiting in his final years likely was caused by the brai
Relax The Cashier Has Nothing Against You.
It is tiring hearing everyone complain about petty things. For instance the girl at work that complained for 2 hours about American Idol. I couldn't resist thinking that there are more important more crucial and critical things going on in the world today. Sure she's allowed to comment on the show but 2 hours. Example 2: The customer that gets upset at a cashier and the customer lets it ruin their day. I once was told don't let things affect you anymore than you have invested into the person. For instance the cashier you have nothing but a sales transaction invested compared to a spouse. If you have all day to be upset about a cashier getting snotty with you then you need to reevaluate life. Pres. Bush sending more troops over, children are being victimized by crime then again through the legal system ( a whole nother topic) Let things roll as they may. That cashier may have lost her home and everything and is having a bad day.
Hey There My Friends
Hope ya'll are doing good.Sorry I am not on here much. I quit my tagworld site so I will be on here alot more. If I dont always get in touch with you from messages e-mail me @ loriesc4@alltel.net . The messages come and go so fast I miss alot of them. Have a good night my friends..Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com........ Lorie
How Observant Are You?
Your Observation Skills Get A B Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time) And it takes something big to distract you! How Observant Are You?
Wut Most Guys Wont Do
Every girl dreams that one day, she will find a boy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have THE BIGGEST impact in someone's life. GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT NOTES KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. PLAY WITH HER FINGERS WHEN YOUR HOLDING HANDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES!!!! L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE
Beatfreaks - Somebody's Watching Me
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Today
It's been an odd day. I skipped my one class, go ahead and yell, I know I shouldn't have, but I was lazy. I was kinda in a grumpy mood, but I got mail so that cheered me up and if you're one of my friends you can see what I got today in my photo album ;) I love getting new things lol. I went to work though and I was just kind of out of it. I know I went to bed late, but I'm a college student, I'm supposed to get less than 5 hours of sleep and be fine to function the next day, guess it doesn't always work that way. I'm pretty sure I have senioritis (however you spell it). I just want to be done with school, not that I'm gonna be doing anything better with my life after I'm done in May. Sometimes I wonder what's the point, it's just going through the motions day after day and it gets boring :( Oh well....
Fulfilling God’s Purposes
Fulfilling God’s Purposes Matthew 25:19-30 God declared, “For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future” (Jeremiah 29:11 NIV). Besides goal-setting, five steps are needed to fulfill His purposes. First, maintain a cooperative spirit. Working well with others is a key to achieving our goals. We must set aside our stubborn pride and develop a servant-like spirit that willingly cooperates with others. Give-and-take is essential in relationships. Second, exercise courage. God may ask us to work with difficult people, separate ourselves from certain situations, or take assignments that seem overwhelming. Each circumstance requires us to exercise courage and move forward. Third, demonstrate persistence. We must have a determined mind and tenacious spirit in order to overcome temptation, adversity, discouragement, or personal failure. Fourth, exhibit a contr
Okay
Well okay, here goes nothing. Today I heard that all the roads would be blocked off ect. Well that's great for me. Work is canceled ya know? Well I don't know how many people will look at this and say oh.. she's right or anything. It's nice when someone loves you. Maybe Im just rambling on about things that dont' even make sense but ya know what? Even if I am Im happy. I have two things next to me that make me happy music and my friends...(my friends aren't right next to me so to speak but you get the point right?) I've been listening to random songs. From Drowning pool,kiss all the way to Young Jibbs, Im finding songs on my playlist I didn't even know I had.(rambling and nonsense) (ramblings and nonsense end here) Well I guess I should tell you something useful. I'll say almost every blog I put up in angry It'll be about my dad. We really really really don't get along. So ya...lalala see ya all Love ya all (at least the people who are reading this muahah kisses)
Welsh National Anthem (sung)
Sanity
how do people keep their sanity? Im really loosing my mind about the drama and bs I deal with
A Poem For A Special Someone
You are my inspiration. Having you in my life revived my sleeping devotion. You are indeed a special someone. Loving you gives me hope to free this misery that I coped. In those times I gave up You came and I stood up. Never will I forget how you always cheer me up every time I'm sad and for that I'm glad. Whenever I'm lonely You are there for me keeping my heart alive with your every smile. I dedicate this poem to you to show how much you mean to me - I love you My special someone!
Another Of Brians Poems...
Heaven......... When I go to heaven I'll look down upon you and smile When I see you laugh I'll be laughing with you When I see you wonder I will place my hand on your shoulder, And send you warm thoughts When I see you cry I'll hold you in my arms Until all the tears are dry When I feel you remember Only happy thoughts of me will surface When I see the days wearing on you I'll make you take a deep breath When I see you sleep I'll hold you and be in your dreams When your sick and feeling hopeless I'll take care of you with love When your time has come And this world you leave behind I'll be waiting in Heaven with my arms stretched wide And when your by my side I'll show you eternity Where all pain and suffering subside Together we will be at last For this is God's great plan Written by Brian Douglas
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How Do People See You?
Slow and Steady Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it. How Do People See You?
Differences
A friend posted this with one of the many bulitains asking about myspace friends lists. 18) Could u live with this person? The question really is,........ could he live with me? If I wasn't a "born again" ? Yes, absolutley, I could live with him! Even though I love him just the way he is, and think he's one of the greatest, sweetest guy I know,...........I think our religious/spiritual differences would probably cause issues (he's Wiccan, I'm Pentacostal Christian) and we would probably disagree alot on spiritual things. =-( I feel blessed to have him in my life, and I think we have things to learn from each other, but we might go a little crazy if we lived together LOL. Now the reason I am showing this is because this is what makes her very special to me. Even though our religious beliefs differ, the love we do have for eachother will never let that interfere with our friendship. I am very blessed to have her in my life. If more people in this world were like her and jus
Once Upon A Star
I gaze up at the sky each night and find the brightest star. It's always waiting there for me so close, but yet so far. The star winks in the evening sky and reaches out to me. It magically appears each night for all the world to see. I've wished upon this special star my whole life through, it seems. I've closed my eyes and made my wish of hopes, and plans, and dreams. And then, one day I got my wish for I finally met you. You are that someone special who's made all my dreams come true. So now whenever we're apart I find that same bright star. It makes me feel so close to you no matter where you are.
1st One
What's Your Italian Name?
Your Italian Name Is... Lia Mancini What's Your Italian Name?
How Well Do You Know Classic Disney?
I only guessed on one question...I actually knew the rest! How well do you know classic Disney? Disney Classic CrazyWOAH! You know just about everything there is to know. You\'ve probably even seen the Black Cauldron. Disney is amazing, be proud! Take this test
How Well Do You Know Your Country Music?
No guesses here... How well do you know your country music? You really know your country music!Chance\'s are you grew up listening to it, or mabie you just started but either way you know what\'s going on in the country music world. Take this test
Repercussions.
Is Karma real? Is the testimony "What comes around, goes around" real? The public believe in way to many things. Some trust there is this "All Mighty and Powerful" God, and other's believe there isn't, that life is just a intensity to be reckoned with. Whatever you have faith in, it really doesn't matter to me. Put all your faith in a God, or Tarot cards for all I care. But in my estimation, I believe it's us that makes the set of laws, and when we disregard our own rules/laws that we've anticipated for ourselves then we have the "repercussions". Now I cannot sit here and say, that what you believe is wrong, nor can you adjudicate me just by reading the "CRAP", yes crap, I jot down about. This is my POV "Point Of View" on issues. So in the end I believe, what goes around comes around. So when you embezzle from your job, and next week you're fired over a grease fire, that wasn't your fault, then yes Karma had taken a big chunk off your hiney! Did you merit this? Hell Yeah! You des
Confused (help!)
I'm kinda of confused about something. Maybe someone can help me. I'm sitting here talking to my boyfriend and he started getting mad for some reason. At first I didn't know what as going on. He started being crabby so I asked what's wrong? He said "Stop doing two things at one time" it's then that I realized I was on cherrytap, talking to him on the phone,listening to music, and Iming people while trying to rememember what my home work was. I stopped two things, cherrytap and chatting with my friends on msn. He still got mad so I stopped everything expect thinking. He is the type of person who can only do one thing all the time. Im the kind of person who can't do one thing because im easily lost in one thing. (yey ADHD) I've explained many times that I have ADHD..i'll admit I started playing more attention to some things than him but he does the same thing awhile ago but I didn't really care. We've had this fight way too many times. He knows that I'm very senstive about my ADHD
Soooooo Boooorrrreeedd!
it's all back and forth today, either nothing at all to do or everybody in the world comes in! so tired of it!
Alerts
I think they are messed up. I upped a few pics in my ME album. And I am cold...its freezing and windy here. I think its time to get me a blankie and watch charmed..leo is a hottie! droolssssssssss
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Heros Lyrics
Heroes David Bowie I I will be king And you You will be queen Though nothing will Drive them away We can beat them Just for one day We can be Heroes Just for one day And you You can be mean And I I'll drink all the time 'Cause we're lovers And that is a fact Yes we're lovers And that is that Though nothing Will keep us together We could steal time Just for one day We can be Heroes For ever and ever What d'you say I I wish you could swim Like the dolphins Like dolphins can swim Though nothing Will keep us together We can beat them For ever and ever Oh we can be Heroes Just for one day I I will be king And you You will be queen Though nothing Will drive them away We can be Heroes Just for one day We can be us Just for one day I I can remember Standing By the wall And the guns Shot above our heads And we kissed As though nothing could fall And the shame Was on the other side Oh we can beat them For ever and ever Then
For My Lady Friends Here..
subject: Warning to ladies out there (repost)Thank you all for reposting I want all the ladies to know about this date: 2007-01-20 15:44:39 Not sure if any of you know of this site called Newbienudes.com, it's a site where people just post amatuer porn pictures. I go there every once in a while if I get bored, but I have noticed that a few of the ladies from this site have shown up in some of the pictures there and they are all posted by guys saying this is my wife. So some guys on this site might be saving your nude pics and posting them on this site. Just to let you know
Another Tgif
Some may think that owning a business is a slice of pie. It's more like you have to go shopping for the stuff, bake, sometimes burn, clean up the mess, have everyone comment on it and then expect it for free. Hoping to get some extra snooze in this weekend. But hubby has informed me that its work weekend cause he wants a Halloween Party. Yipeee! What fun for me. He wants a haunted house. I informed him on the liability. His words to me were " Ahhh Dats Nottin ". Don't get me wrong I'm all for having some fun also. Just trying to avoid the mess. lol So off shopping I will go tomorrow. Cause if I don't go he will go. I do not like shopping with hubby. He has to have a cart everytime we go to any store. I'm like NO NOT THE CART! If they had those hand carts in gas stations I am positive that he would be the one with it in his hand. Kid in a candy store 24/7. Only thing is the bigger the boy the bigger the toys. We went to dinner at a local diner and the owners name is CHEEZE. I asked him
Of Sea And Shore And Nevermore
My deepest thanks to that old Buzzard, the Crow, for naming this work for me. Sometimes, we need another spyglass. Thanks for lending me yours, dearie. (Kiss) Herban Media's Myspace Tools
Applying For A Job At The Cia
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brought the second m
Army Proud
Football Finally Makes Sense..........
Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his Blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents
So
Its been many days and you fuckers haven't sent me any comments. Is this the kind of friends I have?
Colt's Go To Super Bowl
COLT'S WIN WE GO TO THE SUPER BOWL WOOOHOO I KNEW IT I KNEW WE WOULD WIN, PATRIOTS CAN GO HOME AND CRY,,,,
Wife Vs. Husband
WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Divorce Letter Lmao
Squeaky Clean
One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin. She says, ''Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.'' The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep. In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, ''Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?''
Frozen Babes
Them Canadian broads, while cold as ice, sure are gorgeous. They are literally cold as ice because.. you know... it's a frozen wasteland up there.
Ouch!!!
Well, I finally did it... absolutely ate SHIT while walking across some ice to my car... It took until the 3rd major storm of the season, but I definitely made up for it. I can barely put any weight on my damn left knee right now, and it it definitely swollen up pretty good... This sucks!
A Little Something To Make Ya Smile.
Balls
*I was at the golf store > > Comparing different kinds > > of golf balls. > > I was unhappy with the women's type > > I had been using. After browsing for > > several minutes, I was approached > > by one of the good- looking gentlemen > > who works at the store. He asked if > > he could help me. > > Without thinking, I looked at him > > and said, > > "I think I like playing with men's balls
One For Faith
God Can , Let Him Listen and you shall hear the screams those who live with shattered dreams Those who's hopes have fallen to dust Paying the price of misplaced trust Those who loved most unwise cut down and abused before all eyes Those who built with all their heart living the pain when all fell apart Those who held others in high regard now recoil from the feelings way too hard Life is pain a true but hard fact nothing left but to analyze and act To find a way to live on and become whole searching the past and repair the hole This mortal flaw that lead to the fall time to turn and deal with it all No more blame for this folly in life let go of the words husband and wife Never a union that was blessed took place For we can't save our ass and save our face Humility becomes the result and frees the mind giving in to gods will, far better we will find For though we can't see it at the time in the end all broken hearts will god help us mend
Goth Vamp Song
In Thee Night Drink me to sleep…feed on my soul Feed on my soul So we might…be together… forever Together… forever Take my blade...in the night In the night Open yourself...bare your heart Bare your heart So I may hold it...in my hands In my hands Kiss your soul...in between beats Between beats So we may roam...roam the earth forever The earth forever Roam the earth...together… forever Together…forever The moon is our light Our light In the Dark...in the night In the night For The ONE....You Know Who You ARE!
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You: What color eyes? Hair? How tall? How old? What city do you live in? Male/Female? The Private You? How many people have you had sex with in 2006? How many of those people were one night stands? How many serious relationships have you had? What is your favorite position? Have you ever slept with more than one person at a time? Him / Her Eyes? Height? Weight? Body structure? Tall / short? Personality? Age? Misc. What is the first question you ask before having sex with someone? Have you ever considered or had a sex buddy with no relationship? If yes, how many? Have you ever not been in love with someone you had sex with? Top or bottom? Have you ever considered being with some of the same sex? What are 2 turn on's? What are 2 turn off's? Why did you feel it necessary to fill out this survey and post it for everyone to see?
The Epa Closes Its Libraries, Destroys Documents
Please Rate This Blog The EPA Closes Its Libraries, Destroys Documents 17 Jan 2007 The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has begun closing its nationwide network of scientific libraries, effectively preventing EPA scientists and the public from accessing vast amounts of data and information on issues from toxicology to pollution. Several libraries have already been dismantled, with their contents either destroyed or shipped to repositories where they are uncataloged and inaccessible. [...] Please call EPA Administrator Stephen Johnson at (202) 564-4700 and urge him to keep the library system open until all materials are available online. http://ucsaction.org/campaign/1_17_07epalibraryclosures
Embrace
Watch as this solitude breaks free from its cage Sending everyone running, to hide from its rage When lonliness rears its misshapen head Soon inner hearts begin to dread What once was up is forever down Topped by bitterness's blackened crown Fear the empty rage inside Let it billow and fade and die This bleak fate we have in store Beats upon our heart's shy door And sooths and seduces with wicked tongue And leaves a husk to live when done Barricade your life from pain Let it roll down the skin like rain Embrace the inner child guard Hold to hope, I know it's hard Break free from this solitude Forget mere stubborn attitude Embrace yourself and find inside What you have meant to hide.
Body, Mind And Soul
I've known you for so long now My feelings keep getting stronger The way you make me feel I can hide no longer. Our eyes connect across the room My heart skips a beat My attraction to you is taking hold My mind and body weak. You are the object of my desire The women of all my dreams I feel I could explode with passion My soul breaking at the seams. The fire of temptation Burns deep within my soul A feeling and a yearning I find hard to control. Excitement and heavenly pleasures I feel when in your arms I cannot help but be seduced By your ways, your presence, your charms.
Do You Believe ?
Look into your heart and tell me what you see. Am I still on your mind; are you thinking of me? Do you wake in the night and let out a sigh? Do you whisper my name and wonder why; I can't be there with you tonight? With you in my arms, holding you tight? Do you believe in the miracle of Love Do you believe in you Do you believe in Love Do you believe it could happen to you Take me in your arms, don't ever leave With you in my arms, I'll make you believe! I believe in Love, always and forever. I believe in us, you and I together. I can't believe Love is pain, You have everything to lose and nothing to gain. Tell me you believe and look into my eyes... Do you believe... I'm not like the other guys? Hold on tight, for I've given you my heart; Heart and soul from the very start. For your Love, I'll wait forever With all my heart, I believe we'll be together. Tell me you believe Love is bliss, That you can believe in the magic of our first
Add This Person
TOTAL sweetheart. Add her! pretty_athena@ CherryTAP
Which Living Dead Doll Would You Be?
You scored as Bride of Valentine. You have had bad luck with love, haven't you? There, there. Maybe your love life will be better in the next life.Inferno83%Bride of Valentine83%Lizzie Borden67%Deadbra Ann67%Sybil67%Lilith67%Sin67%Posey58%Sadie50%Sheena50%Lulu50%Kitty
Pick Your Birthday Month!
Body: THIS IS WAT YOU DO:: pick your b_day month and read it duh then repost with watever you are.. JANUARY TALKS Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years. FEBRUARY SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does
Typical Woman Driver
Canada- A decade ago twenty-three year old Matt Brownlee had his driver's license revoked for life after he killed two people in a drunk-driving accident. But, after getting out of jail recently, Brownlee was pulled over behind the wheel of his dad's pickup truck. He told police not to worry- Shania Twain was helping him drive, telepathically. In court, Brownlee explained to the judge that brain damage suffered during his earlier accident left him hearing "messages" from Christina Aguilara, Sheryl Crow and other musicians. The Shania defense worked: Brownlee was found not criminally responsible for his actions.
Met Someone......
Although this is a little misleading. It has begun to blossom into a possibility. One that I am more than ready to take a chance on. Her name is Dejah and the plan is to meet when I move to florida. She is a spectacular person. I had a thing for her when I met Kristi and well safe to say i think she had one for me as well. Moving on. Ive been talking to her for awhile and we both have agreed to try it out when we meet and if there are sparks....well....probably wait a little longer. Then we'll talk about where to go from there. But i am still sticking to my plan of waiting till my career is established. Honestly I don't want to make the same mistake again and get distracted.
Pick A Name
I have two new kitties...both females, one completely black, one striped grey and black tabby ... Help, suggestions for unique names please. THANKS People!I'll post what I Pick if I use it.
Yeah Yeah That What They All Say!!!!
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And Then There Was 4......
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Baby It's Cold Outside
I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're cold as ice My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry well Maybe just one drink more - Put some music on while I pour The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closer At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out Baby it's cold outside I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside The answer is no - Ooh baby, it's cold outside This
Its True She Don't Know Shes Beautiful...
We go out to a party somewhere The moment we walk in the door People stop and everybody stares She don't know what they're staring for She don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind) She don't know she's beautiful (no shes not that kind) She dont know shes beautiful Though time and time i've told her so There she goes just walking down the street And someone lets a whistle out A girl like her she just can't see What the fuss is all about And she don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind) She don't know she's beautiful (no shes not that kind) She dont know shes beautiful Though time and time i've told her so Mornin' comes and her hairs all a mess That's when she thinks she looks her worst It's times like this she dont know why I can't take my eyes off her And she don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind) She don't know she's beautiful (no shes not that kind) She dont know shes beautiful Though time and time i've told her
Separation
Fuck. I just found out that within the next month, my wife will be leaving the country. Not for good, fortunately. She'll only be gone a week or so, but I still don't want her to go. It seems that there is always something conspiring to keep us from being able to spend any real, quality time together. I'm finally experiencing downtime from the constant parade of theater that I am always involved in, and now she's leaving. I'm not one who enjoys being alone. I find myself getting bored very quickly. I'm not really sure how I'll pass the time. Perhaps a kidnapping spree? Any takers? (Note: I'm kidding. As fun as it would be to abduct some of you, I'd never do anything to dishonor my vows.) So I appeal to your mercy. I'm hoping that when she goes, you'll send me little diversions to make the time pass more quickly. I'll keep you posted.
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Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wa
Humpday Baby!!
I added some new bun pics in my bunsfolder since its humpday... enjoy sweeties..Lorie Free Video and Image Hosting Sexi Graphics Codes Sexi Layouts
I'm Not You
V1 I will never be what you want me to be I won't stand in your reflection so go ahead deny me of affection dormant to the pain you toss my way the tears disapate feeling the hate leave me alone I will never be what you condone chorus twist me, turn me can't stand me make your hell mine take my light until it won't shine bend me, break me rearrange me but I know who I am I'm not you V2 You scream and yell criticizing my only self let me taste happiness only to serve me pain you and I we aren't the same tell me your lies admittingly 'cause you can't see I'm not you chorus twist me, turn me can't stand me make your hell mine take my light until it won't shine bend me, break me rearrange me but I know who I am I'm not you No I'm not you
Tyert
There’s a whole world out there for me to discover and although many decisions I make feel wrong I just know that leaving this place is right I need to find the one place I trully belong I’m getting tired of the familiar places and faces I want to experience something exciting and new I know this place can’t offer me what I need because it’s restricting my view I can’t wait till the moment I can leave this place behind get some clearness in my head cause right now I’m feeling blind
Clown
Crying loud you are crawling on the floor Just a beautiful baby You're nothing more Close your eyes You are crawling into sleep I swear I won't break you If you let me take you Where the willows never weep Where the willows never weep Coming quick into your wonderland Flying high on bleached white sand Tranquilized by the deadlights you'll lose your way Well just come with me and I'll make you see With me you'll want to stay Can baby come out to play? Circus lights are shutting slowly down But still you're up in the air And loving your wings My dear I play the clown You're still up in the air And loving your wings What's gonna happen when you come down? we all float down here!!
Fake Ass People!!!
The burning question that everyone wants to know; Why to people feel the need to pump sunshine up your ass? Well lets see this is a question for men and women, there are so many fake people that I have met not only on this site but myspace also. I can't seem to figure out why people want you to believe that they are something that they are not and tell you that they are one way and then turn out to be what they are not. This is not just a man thing it is a woman and a man thing and it really irritates me for people to be that way. If you can't be honest with yourself then you sure in the hell can't be honest with anyone else. I guess that people want to make friends so bad that they will tell you anything to make you believe in them. Life is way too short to make yourself out to be what you are not and if you can't be your true self to make friends then it is not worth it. I guess that just comes a long with meeting people on the internet. But I have met several people in my own hometo
Ummm Yeah
ppl.... PLEASE dont rate my profile a 10 if u havent read it.... makes no sense.. thanks... bye...
Hard Core... By Sexy_vixen
The animal instincts set in... As we circle each other.... staring each other down.... wondering who was going to pounce first... I see the sweat forming on your forehead... I feel the heat beating off of you... I see your nostrils flaring.... I see your tongue licking your lips as a predator is ready to go in for a kill. I feel the sweat pouring off of me as I am staring you down with my blue eyes with pool of desire and passion. I feel sweat forming in my hands. I feel the wetness forming between my legs as I know what is to come The greediness of our own desires to satisfy each other... The need to satisfy our hunger The crave....to make each other moan our names.... to scream at the top of our lungs as the organisms... erupt inside of us releasing the love that we have for each other This is what's all about.... Harcore sex... Taking it rough and fast and deep.... Pounding the bodies togehter only hearing the slap of balls against the skin heari
I Don't Get It!
Okay so I get how you get a C in math cause I suck at math. And I even get how you get a C in Science cause I hated Science. But HOW THE FUCK do you get an A- in Spanish which you don’t even speak and a C+ in English?! Only my fucking kids I tell ya.
Did You Know?
I wish I had written this, but it's from the fine folk at www.i-mockery.com DID YOU KNOW? In Chicago, Illinois, a Hatpin is considered a concealed weapon! Only the most elderly women still use hatpins, a long pointy device designed to secure ornate hats to women's hair so that they won't fall off! Alert Chicago coppers have been known to whack strutting Octogenarians to the pavement on suspicion at the mere site of a fancy hat on an old head! IT'S TRUE!! Got hot water? Anything organic at all? DID YOU KNOW you have all the ingredients of SOUP? Astounding, yes, but TRUE! Rooney Clestridge of Butte, Montana survived six weeks lost in the Basement of his local Library using only a tin can, his own urine, mildew and disposable butane lighter by MAKING SOUP! And DID YOU KNOW urine isn't strictly speaking water, but it is sterile!? That's a fact Rooney Clestridge knew and it SAVED HIS LIFE! DID YOU KNOW that Howard Taft, our 27'Th and heftiest President signed quite a bit of legi
Ah Man!
It's snowing! I hope it doesn't stick. I really wanna get my CDs today. ALWAYS when I wanna get a CD I really want some garbage like this happens.
Please To Be Stopping.
Too many of you are breathing my air. And too many of you are doing it through your mouths.
I'm Not Support To Love You Anymore
We agreed that it was over now the lines have all been drawn the vows we made begin to fade but now they're gone put your pictures in a showbox and my goldring in the drawer I'm not supposed to love you anymore now Sherry says she's jealous of this freedom that I found she would be; she would be out of the town and she says she can't imagine what on earth I'm waiting for I'm not supposed to love you anymore Oh I shouldn't care and wonder where and how you are but I can hide this hurt inside my broken heart I'm fighting back emotions that I've never fought before 'cause I'm not supposed to love you anymore Now I'm writing you this letter and it's killing me tonight that I agreed when you believed it wasn't right and I couldn't sleep up on the bed so I'm down here on the floor will I'm not supposed to love you anymore Oh I shouldn't care and wonder where and how you are but I can hide this hurt inside my broken heart I'm fighting back emotions that I've neve
I'm Back!
Well, I'm back... WOO, but not as much as I wish. I am busy. Gonna be going back to school so I am preparing for that and working working working. So yeah. BUT I'M BACK!! All is right in the world again lol.
°o.o~ Chinese Horoscope ~o.o°
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Just Asking....if Should We?
Should we stay home tonight, Enjoy each others euphony, talk the night into early dawn, say so much; without saying a thing. Snuggle up by the fireside, and embrace in each others arms, wrapped in fleecy comfort, loosely 'round our naked forms. Feel the warmth and revell in our amatory company. As the warmth of fire envelops us, gently desires begin to flow; soon our bodies feel the passion. from depths of nowhere fashioned, silently fire begins to feed, tingling in our hearts, our minds, touches our every need, We resist temptation to rush, control the desperate want. We trace our forms, and every inch, the fury we disperse 'til electric urges through us pulse our bodies, resist no more.
Fallen
You've got to fight for it After all it's yours Don't let the world Push you down Into its' core Please don't cry What's done is done You can only fix yourself You can never change The other ones Shine this light down on me forever My open eyes are so alive Break through these walls that leave me useless All of my fears have gone away The pain is over now And the wounds are healed They clipped your wings But now you see What's been revealed Look to the sky Draw down the moon Fill your life with silver dreams Spin a secret spell You'll find it soon
A Very Big Thank You.................
I WOULD LIKE TO SEND OUT A VERY BIG THANK YOU THOSE THOSE WHO WENT THROUGH JUST ABOUT ALL (IF NOT ALL) MY PHOTO GALLERY AND RATED EVERYTHING (AND EVEN LEFT A FEW COMMENTS). ALL TOLD, THEY HELPED ME GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL, GIVING ME ABOUT 12,000 POINTS IN RATINGS. I NEVER BEG FOR PEOPLE TO HELP ME OUT BUT IF THE REST OF MY FRIENDS WERE HALF AS NICE AS THE PEOPLE LISTED BELOW, I'D MOVE UP THE CHERRY LADDER IN NO TIME AT ALL. THANK YOU AGAIN GOES OUT TO... Snoogie jujuangel Galeana DragonEyes lilpokerstar Sunshine Storm Freak NY Moola prettylou anjeleyes77
I'm Gonna Love You Forever {karulvinth For Life }
As long as you love me, I'll stay by your side, I'll be your companion, Your friend and your guide. As long as you love me, As long as you care, I'll do anything for you, I'll go anywhere. I'll bring you the sunshine, I'll comfort your fears, I'll gather up rainbows, To chase all your tears. As long as forever, My love will be true, For as long as you love me, I'll only love you!
Now I Seen Everything
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/25/ny.condom.ap/index.html New York to tout official city condom NEW YORK (AP) -- Available soon: an official New York City condom. Mayor Michael Bloomberg's administration wants to reduce rates of sexually transmitted diseases and AIDS, and part of the strategy is the aggressive promotion of free condoms. Officials say more people will use them if they have jazzy packaging. One idea is a subway theme, with maps on the wrappers. "Brands work, and people use branded items more than they use nonbranded items, whether it's a cola or a medicine even," Health Commissioner Thomas Frieden said. New York hands out 1.5 million free condoms each month, or about 18 million a year. Hundreds of organizations get free condoms from the city and distribute them at health clinics, bars, restaurants, nail salons, nightclubs and even prisons. Widespread free distribution started after Frieden became health commissioner in 2002 and found that the city's
This Is A Contract, What I Want
I, (slave's name), hereinafter referred to as "girl", agree to submit to The RebelGent, hereinafter referred to as "Master". The girl understands that her submission is voluntary and includes sexual submission, bondage and discipline subject to the terms and conditions set forth in this contract. The following are the rights of the girl: Rights A. The girl has the right to expect her Master to love, cherish and safeguard her well-being during the period of this contract. B. The girl has the right to privacy. She will not be required to exhibit her submissiveness unless she has given full and knowledgeable consent to her Master. Her family, friends, business associates and anyone else that she chooses will not be made aware of this contract or its contents. The girl reserves the right to decide who may be made aware of this contract or her submission to her Master. C. The girl has the right to expect her Master to be knowledge
Oh Yes!!!!
So last year for Halloween the Boy was Lil John... This year........................... he shall be............ ......... ............. ................... FLAVOR FLAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me And Cherry Tap!!!
Hi Folks, I haven't been ignoring you.........Internet provider has been down. Just got back on line!!! Regards, Bill
College Bound - Part 3
Part 3 Sarah could only watch, helplessly, as the girls marched toward her. In their hands were several leather straps, rolls of duct tape, and a frightening array of objects that Sarah did not recognize. She mewled into the gag, begging for release, as their hands fell upon her. The girls cut way the cable ties that bound Sarah’s legs and torso. They removed the tape that secured her wrists and elbows. She struggled to free herself from their grip, but she was no match for the three of them. The girls forced Sarah onto the bench, sliding her down so that her upper body rested on it. They positioned her so that her crotch was at the very end of the bench. She lay on her back staring up at them. Amy and Christine straddled her, their weight making it impossible for Sarah to rise. Tina and Rebecca slid under the bench. Rebecca forced Sarah’s arms together, folding them so that the tips of her fingers touched the opposite elbow. Sarah heard the sound of the tape being
My Haed Is Cold
my head is so clod and i don't know why
Nice To Meet You
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Tattooed Heart @ Philly Convention
Tattooed Heart Studios.. will be at the philly convention .. fo sho! We will be there rockin phat tats all weekend, so come out and check us out. Say hi, get tattooed, party in philly. call or stop by for details. Still some appointments left, so get yours NOW! Who will be there from TH? well- Markus, Johnny Love, Amy D., and last but not least LINDA! It should be a fun weekend- the philly convention is always a blast! www.tattooedheart.com check out www.tattooedkingpin.com for more details on the convention There is a motorcycle convention same time/place for those of you who are interested in chrome and loud pipes!
Nice People
I want to thank you all for all of your comments and 10's. As to the question why is none of my music on cherrytap. Well I am kind of new so I have to figure out how. But if you dont want to wait. You can go to my myspace pages. myspace.com/splinter1 myspace.com/determinationband Thanks again and BIG LOVE ON ALL OF YOU!!!! Mikey
Memories
AHH WHAT GREAT MEMORIES I HAD GROWING UP WHEN I WAS LITTLE I DID SO MUCH STUFF I REMEMBER THE BIRTHDAY PARTYS WE HAD I HAD SO MUCH FUN I REMEMBER ALL THE OLD CARTOONS I USE TO WACTH EVERYTIME I COME HOME FROM SCHOOL I USED TO WATCH THEM I MISS WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID I USED TO GET AWAY WITH SO MUCH AHHH MAN THOESE WERE THE DAYS LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE HMMMMM OH YEA I REMEMBER WHEN WE USE TO ALWAYS GO DOWN SOUTH EVERY SUMMER WE HAD SO MUCH FUN I WISH I CAN GO BACK IN TIME THAT WOULD BE SO COOL OH YEA AND I USED TO BUT I STILL DO STAY UP ALL NIGHT HECK I DID'NT WENT TO BAD UNTIL GET THIS 6 IN THE MOURNIN OH THAT'S NOTHIN I WENT TO BAD AT 8 IN THE MOURNIN BUT THAT WAS FROM A CRAZY PARTY WE HAD AT SHCOOL IT WAS 4 YEARS AGO AND YO THAT PRATY WAS BANGING OHHHH MAD I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT NIGHT I WAS CRAZY WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
Rateing Time And Comment Time
I KNOW I SAID BEFORE IAM ON HERE TO MEET FRIENDS AND NOT FOR POINTS OR HELP YOU ALL GET POINTS,WELL I HAVE CHANGEMY MIND SO RATE AND COMMENT ON MY PIAND I WILL YOUR TOO HAVE FUN:) AND HONEST
Im That Girl
I am a girl that will love you for who you are not what you are I am a girl who would hold you to keep you close I am a girl who would tickle you to hear you laugh I am a girl who doesn't care how much money you have or what kind of car you drive I am a girl that thinks you are gorgeous even when you are hot and sweaty I am a girl that does not want gifts just the love and respect in return I am a girl that would call you in the morning just to say have a great day I am a girl that would bring you lunch when you are to busy to get your own I am the girl that stops by for a minute at your work just to say hi I am a girl that doesn't care what other people think about you I am a girl that will always trust you until that trust are violated I am a girl who wants to be loved the same in return.........
Tell Me
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I touched your butt: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I
Yikes, I Keep Forgetting
I have so many blogs and stuff that I forget about them left and right. So if you piece them all together than maybe my story is more in line...ah well. I have moved to Hollywood and so far I love it, inside my house. I haven't gone anywhere yet, I may venture to the hard rock casino today or to gulfstream..so do check out my new sex toy site, I added my picture to it and some other small changes www.sextoysex.com/asiankitty68
Finally
Subject: FINALLY FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York state . "RUN HILLARY RUN" Democrats put it on the rear bumper. Republicans put it on the front bumper.
Parvo
I like written poems so if you like what I write then tell me some are from other people that I have found that I just fell in love with. and this is one of them. Black with a white strip down her face. She was a baby when she got sick. But with the love of humans she got better and soon romp and played. She wasn't mine at first and I soon grew to love her. I asked my father if I could have her and he said yes. So I took great care of her. Soon Mother's day came, a terrible day for her. She died that afternoon with her head on my lap. She died for a human sakes of mistakes. Someday I will get to see her, and we will be together forever. I know it don't quite ryem but its still good.
Matchbox 20-real World
I wonder what its like to be the rainmaker I wonder what its like to know that I made the rain Id store it in boxes with little yellow tags on everyone And you can come and see them when im...done, when Im done I wonder what its like to be a super hero I wonder where Id go if I could fly around downtown From some other planet, I get this funky high on yellow sun Boy I bet my friends will all be...stunned, theyre stunned (chorus) Straight up, what did you hope to learn about here If I were someone else, would this all fall apart Strange, where were you, when we started this gig, I wish the real world, would just stop hassling me I wonder what its like to be the head honcho I wonder what Id do if they all did just what I said Id shout out an order, I think were out of this man get me some Boy dont make me wanna change my...tone, my tone (chorus) Please dont change, please dont break The only thing that seems to work at all is you Please dont change, at all from
Characters From The Whiterose Legacy: Dallamar Whiterose
Dallamar: The most enigmatic of the five Whiterose brothers, from an early age Dallamars disposition was that of the lone wolf. Always on the edge of the pack, not much caring to involve himself in the affairs of others. When the village of Noiram was destroyed he was the only survivor of the attack, overpowered and forced into shackles he bacame a slave working the fighting pits of Tamaria. His speed and skill with melee weapons are legendary, and his grim determination in any battle make him one of the most feared men on Antarius. During the Dark Hand wars his immunity to all sources of magic became apparenty, when a socerer attempted to burn the flesh of his bones. Loyal and fierce Dallamar serves as a protector of Tamaria, with unswerving zeal.
~~taxing Our Asses Off~~
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Bottl
Children And Smoking
This Blog was inspired by my every Sunday drop off of my daughter (Jade) to her Grandmothers on her Mom's side of the family. For those of you out there that do not know about the severe effects that Cigarette Smoke can have on growing children... READ THIS… And absorb this... I will point out a few key quotes from the following articles which will make you think twice about smoking around your children or bringing them into a home or car of which a person or person's smoke. To start, the NY Times printed an article about Bangor, Maine and how City Council banned smoking in cars when children are present. This article also points out that many other states have jumped on board. NY Times Article (Bangor, Maine Bans Smoking in cars when children are present) I will also point out a couple articles that i found doing some Google searches. Quote 1: "Here's an analogy that I use in my practice to both inform, and admittedly scare, parents from smoking. Suppose you wer
You Gotta Watch This...lmfao
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Help Me Take Over
*** COMMENT BOMBERS NEEDED *** BUT WHATEVER YOU CAN DO WILL BE HELPFUL AND APPRECIATED,ALSO PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO RATE(10'S OR 11'S ONLY PLEASE :))
The Pleaser
Is it my turn yet? No, you need to wait. What do I need to get there? Time, and be more patient. Is it my turn yet? No, you need to wait. What do I need to get there? Knowledge, and less sarcasm. Is it my turn yet? No, you need to wait. What do I need to get there? A smile, and be more friendly. Is it my turn yet? No, you need to wait. What do I need to get there? Respect, and demand perfection. Is it my turn yet? No, you need to wait. What do I need to get there? Nothing, I just don't like you!
Not That Any One Cares...
But depressed as fuck tonight... I hate that, trying to get a nap then wake up with a huge anxiety attack and feeling nothing but absolutely alone... Great fun... .. I hate people, but strive so hard to find comfort and compassion from one person... Go figure.
Strokin'
Clarence Carter - Strokin'Music Code provided by Song2Play.Com
Homeland Security Thwarts Gas Attack
Nashville- A commercial flight was forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger farted and then lit a match to disguise the smell. When several people reported a burning odor, all 104 passengers and crew members were taken off the flight and screened while their luggage was searched. The match-lighter, who suffers from an un-specified medical condition, was not charged in the incident- but she was not allowed to reboard the plane when it took off.
Wv Friends
THATS RIGHT BABY..CANT BEAT A KICK UR ASS...WEST VIRGINIAN...~SHORTY..... W.V. Friends (lol this is so true) OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food WV FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. WV FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. WV FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. WV FRIENDS: Cry with you. OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. WV FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you. WV FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. WV FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. WV FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" OT
Someone Somewhere Dreams
Someone somewhere dreams of your smile and while thinking of you thinks that life is worthwhile, So whenever you're lonely remember it's true someone somewhere is thinking of you... I hope this puts a smile on your face after you read it.
Love Is Patient
"Love is patient; love is kind and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude; never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to it's faith, its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith , hope, and love; but the greatest of them all is LOVE." This is so true just if everyone lived by it!
Step Aside Blondie
This is yo destiny!!!! lol
Maui Reggae On Da Rock
COME ONE COME ALL SEE DA REGGAE ON DA ROCK IN MAUI....HIT ME UP IF U WANT IN...
College Bound Part 4
Part 4 Tina pulled the utility knife from her pocket once more. Sarah could not take her eyes from it. As Tina approached, her words rang over and over in Sarah’s mind: “Let’s see what happens when we add a little pain to the equation.” Sarah began to beg rapidly, almost incoherently. “Please don’t hurt me, please don’t hurt me, put down the knife, I’ll do anything you want!” Tina paused beside her. She said nothing. She turned the utility knife so that the light glinted off the blade. Without a word, she bent toward Sarah who continued her frantic pleas. She was crying, sobbing hysterically as she begged for her life. Tina held the blade before Sarah’s eyes so that Sarah could see her blubbering face reflected in the cold steel. Finally, the knife drew back from her face, and Tina bent under the bench and sliced away the tape that bound Sarah’s arms and wrists. The girls lifted her body from the bench. Amy bent down and undid the cuffs that fastened the spreader
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The stillness and chill of the night Makes me want to hurt more deep inside But when I think of the sunrise of yet another day I wouldn’t let you know how much I feel the pain…. Of losing someone I’ve never had, Of loving someone who’s not mine to have…
What The?
AS I LOOK BACK AND REMEMBER UR EYES, I COULDN’T HELP BUT NOTICE.. WAS THERE A DIFFERENCE NOW IN THE WAY IT GLISTENED WHEN WE FIRST MET? THE WIND HAS PARTAKED ITS SILENCE THE STARS HAVE ALL FADE AWAY IN AWE THE SECRET LEFT UNSPOKEN COULDN’T COME OUT UNLESS YOU’RE HERE… MY SOUL HAS BEEN DRIVEN OUT OF THE ORDINARY STANCE THAT IT SHOULD GET INTO FROM THE MOMENT THAT U LEFT MY HEART CAN’T START ANEW HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL THEN ONE I’VE CALLED AN ANGEL? ALL THIS TIME IVE BEEN SUCH A FOOL NOT TO SEE UR BEDAZZLED AT THIS MOMENT WHERE EVERTHING MIGHT COLLAPSE WHAT’S A LONELY GIRL GOT TO DO? NO ONE TO RUN TO JUST NOW I GUESS ILL FOREVER BE A SOUL LEFT IN THE MIDST OF A DARK NIGHT WITH NOTHING LEFT BUT MY EMPTY HEART for ROSS HARRISON, the one who started it all..=(
Very Soon....
Very fucking soon. My little man in the green shirt there is gonna be in for a helluva time! ;)
A Nun Walks Into Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf. " Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you
I Love You
HOW TO SAY " I LOVE YOU " IN 25 LANGUAGES English . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love You Spanish. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Te Amo French . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . .. . . Je T'aime German . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . lch Liebe Dich Japanese . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Ai Shite Imasu Italian . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . Ti Amo Chinese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Wo Ai Nin Swedish. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... . . . . . . . Jag Alskar Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Florida, and Kentucky . . . . . . . . . . Nice ass. Get in the truck.
This Was Mean...no Wonder He Is Missing
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry! She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE! The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift, it was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a new bathroom scale!! Ed has been missing since Friday.
New Idea, Not The One From Yesterday...
I'm taking entrants for a new contest, whoever is interested let me know in a private message! Males or females can enter, the top three comment totals will win either a diamond ring or a men's ring (your choice). Send me a message if you are interested! Comment bombing allowed and you can comment on yourself.. I will start it when I get 5 entrants. Please repost, even if you are not interested.
The Year 2007
Something funny that was sent to me and I'm sure many of you have seen something similar. But still a worthy read..... You know you are living in 2007 when 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11.
Another Song
Sucked deep into the void No time to be annoyed What I was has been destroyed Yet I remain the same Life happens hard and fast The dice roll once their cast Things I love aren’t meant to last Yet I can not be tame Wonder why I feel lost Was it ever worth the cost Run from love emotions tossed Yet I still wear the blame Do the fears consume the soul Is this why I can’t be whole Ask not for whom this bell does toll Yet I always feel the shame Try hard to give up the fight Try to live what is right The line blurs within my sight Yet unaware of what I became Unsure of what to do I just can’t let go of you All this is something new Yet I burn within the flame How you scare me so deep When you call me yours to keep And yet for you my heart does leap Yet I remain the same By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Ghetto Story By Baby Cham Ft Alicia Keys
Vitamin S By Baby Cham
Submissive Creed ~ Thanks Kinky Tink
I will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Top and I from from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Top. I will not push to make a scene go the way I feel it should. In other words, I will not top from the bottom. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I am not comfortable with and expanding my limits. I will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Top, and will do my best to fufill his wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused. I know that submissive does not equal doormat. I will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives. I will share my knowledge and experience with others in the hope that they will learn and benefit from where I have been. I will take the time to he
Wrong Army
Author Jeff Edwards This article was written by retired Chief Petty Officer and award winning novelist, Jeff Edwards. America's military can win wars. We've done it in the past, and I have absolute confidence that we'll continue to do it in the future. We've won fights in which we possessed overwhelming technological superiority (Desert Storm) as well as conflicts in which we were the technical underdogs (the American Revolution) We've crossed swords with numerically superior foes, and with militaries a fraction of the size of our own. We've battled on our own soil (Civil War) and on the soil of foreign lands(Iwo Jima) On the sea Under the sea And in the skies We've even engaged in a bit of cyber-combat, way out there on the electronic frontier. At one time or another, we've
Offer A Free Massage And People Think I'm Trying To Have Sex With Them...
i need someone to fuck'n massage GD....
For Soldiers About To Rock (we Salute You)
Excitement.
dianna got her salon placement early on in the game. if i had no life before, itll be even worse now...but itll only be for 7 months... it'll be worth it in the end i hope.
Sex Quiz Lol
debbie was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in the closet ... you've been caught by Alf! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com DEBBIE's sexual nickname: "Love Bubbles" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com DEBS will go to jail for ... Celebrating nude day 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com In 2007, you will... Get a strip tease 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at QuizUniverse.com DEBS -- [noun]
My First Tat Contest Hlp Me Plz
Out of 7 women Im in 4 right now behind started late help me first tat contest pl love all rain
Crap
Sometimes I think to myself, "What the hell are you doing? Put those back! They'll take you away if they find out you took them.?
One More Fight
You were way out of line, went and turned it all around on me again How can I not smell your lie Through the smoke and arrogance. But now I know So you will not get away with it again I'm distant in those hollow eyes For I have reached my end. So... Thank You for making me feel like I'm guilty Making it easy to murder your sweet memory -- One more fight and this would end. The end of an era, perhaps? The end of a friendship, definitely. It would only take one more fight to forget the good, and to remember the bad. To let things be, and refuse to correct the issues and mistakes. To forget about putting aside our differences, to forget about holding one's tongue and holding in the mass of insults waiting to break free. It would only take one more fight to tear apart this relationship that has been steadily fading away. To remove my best friend from my path. To remove the one person I love more than anything. How can you love someone more than life itself,
Smack That
Shady Konvict Upfront Akon Slim Shady I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey! I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2X)] Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oooh! Upfront style ready to attack now pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down Konvicts got the whole thing packed now Step in the club now and wardobe intact now! I feel it down and cracked now (ooh) I see it dull and backed now I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down Money no problem, pocket full of that now! I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2x)] [Eminem:] Ooh...Looks like another club
I Think They Like Me
[JD] One two three Hazardous plain to see I go by the name of Jermaine Dupri Dope Man Fresh in the place to be, and uh [Chorus] Oh I think they like me Oh I think they like oh I oh I think they like me. (Repeat) [JD] Oh I think they like me when they heard me on the other one so its only right that I hit you with a (imitate record scratching) Oh I think they like me when they heard me on the other one so its only right that I hit you with another one [Verse 1] Yeah niggaz like me, hataz wanna fight me Yeah ya bitch mad cause I came up ova night B Now I’ll switch it up, I got a 9 cuff tightly So you’d better do the right thing like Spike Lee Yeah I’m super clean, rock jeans wit a white tee Niggaz fuckin soft but them niggaz wanna bite me If you had 6 figures you’d be just like me Yeah these niggaz mad cause I’m shinin like a light B Niggaz talkin bout YEP in they mother fuckin throw back He aint real you know that, Muhammad where they sold that We steppin o
Second Look...
Outie !
Have A Good Day ! - Luv Amy !
Will You Live To See 80 ?
Will I live to see 80? I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!" Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"
Just Rambling.....
The last few days I think I have started to get some things straightened out in my head.. not feeling so lost and confused. Give me a couple days.. I'll be right back there though..lol. Seriously though, its nice to feel like I have a good grip on reality again. Pluto has been such a good dog since I got his antibark collar out again. :) David called already tonight.. actually called before I was able to stopworking for the ray. Wanted to play a computer game withme. He is such a good kid. I can't believe howmuch he has grown up... that he is 11 already. He will be taller than me I am sure. he is already about 5'3".. and I am 6'1". Sometimes I worry that I am not a good Dad because I am not there every day. But I try. I guess the reason he gets up so early when he is here is because we have such little time togethr. Sat he was up at 4:30 in the morning. I have a few friends on here that have cancer and that saddens me greatly. Both my parents have had cancer, with
Serious Question
All right guys, I know I haven't done a blog in a while and this one is gonna be kinda long so be warned LOL. All jokes aside though, this is on a serious subject that sparked up a pretty good debate in one of my groups I am in. OK to start off I'm gonna post a link to an article that sparked off what I'm gonna discuss today http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=wilson&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab1pos1 You might have to cut and paste the link it for it to show up but here it is for those of you that can't get it: DOUGLASVILLE, Ga. -- There is a cardboard box in Genarlow Wilson's old bedroom. The Bernstein Firm Despite lacking size, overachieving Genarlow Wilson was being recruited by several college football programs. It rests on the floor of his empty closet, near the deflated football and basketball. It's filled with things he needed in his old life. Mostly, it's overflowing with recruiting letters, from schools big and small. A "Good luck on the
Any Guy
Crummy Day.
I guess its been a long ass day today. Dealt with some assholes on this here site, that seem to think all women here are sluts and show bewbies,crotch,ass , whatever. (sadly Ive seen ALOT of the women are just as guilty at treating the men the same way!) HMMM. well I for one Have Respect for My Man and My Body , I will not be showing any thing to anyone other than HIM.Im not a snob, Im certainly not a prude.. but im sure as hell am not gonna get my imaginary rocks off by showing some freak my goodies! hey Man to each thier own, but I assure you, Im sure your all hot and great and stuff, just not interested k? there are plenty of women who wanna see your almighty manliness!!! Thats Just Nasty as far as Im concerned. LOL this one arrogant asswad earlier absolutely could not figure out WHY i didnt wanna see his um "HAHA"...(twig and berries) Uh CUZ I dont Wanna!! I dont give a damn what your packing, cuz im not interested in anything that isnt literally attached to My Co
Mindy Mccready - Ten Thousand Angels
Learn A Second Language. Lol
And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. [spoke w/a Japanese accent] 性交しているあり私をからかうか。 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. [spoke w/a Mexican accent] Spa¿Eres que coge embromándome? 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. [spoke w/a Chinese accent] 你他妈的说笑我? 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. [spoke w/a Italian accent] Siete che scopate scherzandolo? 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks
Hey, Say Hello Again!
So.......I FINALLY got my account back up and running. I had accidentally deleted it (what a dumbass) and now I want to have my friends and family get in touch again! I'll be taking new pics now that I have gotten back on the site. MMMMMMWaHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh Sluttpuppie Girl xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Mysteries
I know all the answers to all of life's mysteries. I'm not going to share them.
Hello
ok so, ive been stuck in this level for like ever and ive been going around trying to get ahead by myself but im gonna need some help reaching next level, id love it if some of my friends would help me out!!!! thanks guys
Clean Joke (courtesy Of Gemini)
It's hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or 2 in it, but here is one. Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The Woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Wipe that smile off your face.
7 Ways To Orally Please A Woman
If you don't like to do it with the spirit that this is the best thing in the world, then just don't do it. Use your lips and tongue generously. Focus your attention on what you are doing rather than what lies ahead for you. Let this be her moment. Expect nothing in return (though if it happens, then enjoy it). Explore the body. You will find the pleasure zones yourself because you will notice the change in her response. Keep trying it till you both find your harmony. Take breaks if you have to. It is perfectly normal to lose your breath. Drink a sip of wine or water and resume. You can also alternate between hands and lips
Oops
I forgot to put pants on tonight. That a-splains the chill.
What Every Kiss Mean
What Every Kiss Means Body: ¢¾Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready ¢¾Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever ¢¾Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything ¢¾Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute ¢¾Kiss on the Hand = I adore you ¢¾Kiss on the Neck = We belong together ¢¾Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you ¢¾Kiss on the Lips = I love you What the gesture means... ¢¾Holding Hands = We definitely like each other ¢¾Slap on the butt = That's mine ¢¾Holding on tight = I don't want to let go ¢¾Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you ¢¾Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me ¢¾Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go ¢¾Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you ***Advice*** *Dont ask for a kiss, take one.* **If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.** *****If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of y
Richard Pryor~pets
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Have Fun,,,get Drunk/laid....tee Hee
Best Family Contest Updates!
~ Okay Family Contest ~ I want to have a family contest on CT and all the familys enter there Logo and then everyone votes and comments on it the family with the highest wins. Also a good way for people who aren't in family to join the familys. Just really to spread the news out! Contest will open today at 2:oo pm and run until 2/8 at 2 pm central time! so i'll be taking family logos send to my inbox and i will add the family! and may the best family win! 1st Family is...... with 1740 comments 2nd Family is...... with 702 comments 3rd Family is...... with 278 comments You can Comment Bomb your own pic in my contest! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
I Want.......
I want you here so bad Everyone knows it I want to be able to cry on your sholder No matter what has happened I want to hear your voice say,"I'm here and everything will be alright" Even though you are not sure everything is ok I want o feel you thumb run across my cheek Making it feel like you swept away my fears I want your love to dry up my tears even if im crying cause I love you so much I wan you to live forever To never leave me I want you to never let go Protecting me like no other I want you here so bad And everyone knows it.
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I want pie. Now.
Two Iraqi Generals Suspected Of Complicity In Attack On Us Gis That Killed 5 Veterans
Two Iraqi generals suspected of complicity in attack on US GIs John Byrne Published: Thursday February 1, 2007 Print This Email This Citing Pentagon officials, Fox News Channel is reporting that two Iraqi generals are suspected of complicity in a Jan. 20 attack in Karbala, Iraq that killed five US troops. "There are 2 senior Iraq generals that US officials say are now suspect of involvement in an attack against American forces in Karbala on Jan. 20th," a Fox News host reported on air. "A number of people were killed. These gunmen apparently stormed an Iraqi security dressed like American soldiers and driving SUVs. So again, US officials are saying that 2 senior are suspected of taking part in an insurgent attack that killed 5 American soldiers." The fake US military convoy that kidnapped and killed 5 soldiers had previously been blamed on Iranian elements. "We have Pentagon officials telling us this was incredibly sophisticated orchestrated attack, at tro
Hopelessly Depressed
The following poem my friend esme wrote when he was depressed and it described my feelings right now and i want you guys to know.. this is really how im feeling.. and its not a joke... Hopelessly depressed, I slowly fall, My mind is jaded, Why do I bother at all? There's something wrong, Deep inside my core, These thoughts are crazy, Yet they're growing into more. Do I truly feel this way, Or are my feelings going to pass, I just want so bad, For the happiness to last. How can I feel so different, From one second to the next, How can I even think this way, My mind is truly a mess. I can't tell anyone These feelings I hide, For fear of hurting others With what's in my mind. I want to die, And fall from this land, But I'm too chicken To die from my hand.
Your Heart
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Ayo
YO EVERYONE THIS GURL FLACITA KNOWS THAT I HAVE A GURL N SHE TRIES 2 2 HOLLA AT ME ..... N SHE IS A SHE MALE WHAT THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE TRYIN TO HOLLA AT HER AND WHY WOULD I HAVE SEX WIT A BIATCH THAT SAYS SHE FUCKS 3 NIGGA ALL AT THE SAMETIME I HAVE NO TIME TO BE FUCKING WITH THAT JUST BECAUSE I CHOOSE NOT TO THIS BIATCH WHO WANTS ME SO BAD BECAUSE WHAT DO I DO I TURN THAT STANK BIATCH DOWN WHO LOOKS LIKE A BROKE ASS MISTER T ON CRACK..... AND BASICLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA YOU ARE REALLY FUCKIN WITH..... I TRIED BEING NICE NOW YOU WANT TO DISRESPECT MY COUSIN AND TO TELL EVERYONE SHE IS CRAZY SHE HAS NO RESPECT FOR HERSELF NOR PEOPLE AROUND HER DONT RATE HER AND IF YOU DO SHE DESERVES A 1
By The Way
the only ppl aloud to see my pics r ppl on my friends list so if u have a problem w/ them u can tell me u dont need to try and get me into truble w/ the nsfw thing i missed one sorry i hadnt gone in that folder sence befor the nsfw thing started and it would never hurt my feelings if u told me u thought something should be marked that wasnt i would mark it even if i disagreed just because to u whomever u r thought it inapropriate
~~sexy Parasailing Hottie~~
Imagine a beautiful beach with white sand, listening to the gently rocking background noise from the waves. Beautiful bodies enjoying the warm sun, your third beer just emptied and dozing off in the sun lounger. Suddenly, a cloud appears, making you realize that your tranquil peace is about to change . You look up and HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's Your Love Type?
Your Love Type: INFP The Idealist In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ What's Your Love Type?
Exercise
Just a reminder to get back in shape after the holiday season... The Holidays are behind us, with constant invitations to eat too much, drink too much, and not enough exercise . To help get those extra pounds away, the ACPA* recommends the following safe and sane routine. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! SCROLL DOWN... NOW SCROLL UP.. That's enough for the first day. Great job. Have a Beer ... Want some chips?
Hello - Evanescence
playground school bell rings again rain clouds come to play again has no one told you she's not breathing? hello i'm your mind giving you someone to talk to hello if i smile and don't believe soon i know i'll wake from this dream don't try to fix me i'm not broken hello i'm the lie living for you so you can hide don't cry suddenly i know i'm not sleeping hello i'm still here all that's left of yesterday
Helping Men Understand Women!!!
Helping Men Understand Women One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, t
No More
why you do this ill never know you tear my heart and break my soul you bring me down to your bottomless pit with every word feeling like a bad hit my feelings for you just keep growing strong bt feeling this way has gone on too long do this again and I swear its true ill drop you like a bad habit and find someone new
Ahhh,,, O.k. Peoples New Pic
Come see the new hair color....lol... An do not mind the hair in face,,, just wanna know what ya think of it!!! Thanks 4 Your Time...
On American Women And Their God Awful Taste In Men
Allright, so looking around CT it's not hard to figure out that women, especially the American versions, are cursed with several fatal flaws. Chief among them is this: Not just that their taste in men sucks really bad eggs but more importantly, they seem to have no taste at all. Today I picked on the guys, the wank jobs who like hurting women, want to tie them and beat 'em, and the ones who like 'em way too young. But now, I'm asking myself, why do said guys have so many women on their fan lists. I'll tell you the answer, just to save time, and hopefully provoke a fun argument. The women on MY list are completely exempt from these observations since the women I hang out with are a) cool b) tough c) sexy as all get out, and d) THINKERS. My proposition is this: American women, though completely loveable, are plagued by certain things that set them at a disadvantage. Firstly, Americans as a whole are notorious for their naivte. This is both a good and a bad thing. In the men
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester. Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable. You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
The Wonderfull F Word
While rateing profiles I ran across this on someones profile.I agree with all that it says so here i post a copy so that it gets noticed. Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike. In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories: As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley. As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks. Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as... An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun ...I don't give a fuck. As
Icky Poo
Last night I had only one kid, so after she went to bed and was asleep I had a couple drinks. Only 2. I took 2 tylenol pm ( cause I have NOT been sleeping) and went to bed around midnight. I tossed and turned all night. Had a dream about some Irish farmer named Gentry, and I was being chased by thousands of killer white geese. I remember all the people being chased were taking the stuffing out of some stuffed animals and thrwoing it in small pieces to make the geese think it was food. I guess it worked, I woke up and I had not been good attacked. I woke up feeling like shit. I thought maybe it was the 2 drink hang over. I had heartburn too. UGH! So anyway I mae some tea.. it was so nasty I couldnt drink it. I got milk for the heartburn, but again it tasted nasty so I didnt drink it. Instead I start pukin. JOY! A shower always makes me feel better after that so I went to get in the shower. As I was heating up the water, the shower curtain rod decides to come crashing down onto my head.
Your Life: If It Were A Movie, What Would The Soundtrack Be?
If these songs could be the soundtrack to your life... 1. Opening Credits: Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution :: AC/DC 2. Waking Up Scene: Three Little Birds: Bob MArley 3. Car Driving Scene: Black Betty :: RAM JAM 4. High School Flashback Scene: wanted: dead or alive -- bon jovi 5. Nostalgic Scene: darling niki - prince 6. Bitter, Angry Scene: piece of crap -- neil young 7. Break-up Scene: gone daddy gone - violent femmes 8. Regret Scene: Hurt - NIN 9. Nightclub/Bar Scene: tainted love by marilyn manson 10. Fight/Action Scene: Son of a Preacher man -- I always listen to this when I'm loading my guns. 11. Lawn Mowing Scene: Doin time - sublime 12. Sad, breakdown scene: don't know why - Norah jones 13. Death Scene: dead flowers -- rolling stones 14. Funeral Scene: tumbling tumbleweeds -- sons of the pioneers 15. Mellow/Pot-smoking Scene: smoke two joints by sublime 16. Dreaming About Someone Scene: tangled up in blue - bob dylan 17. Sex Scene: how many licks -- l
Hey Yall Help A Friend In Need
hey guys my brother needs some help he needs some points he has been on here for awhile and is still a cherry grunt and he just needs some help so could you help him out for me plz i would like that very much his name is ashtray on here he is in my family list just plz help him out
Embers Of My Life
It´s the hour of fading light embers of my life save me from myself you touched the fire and took it out of me the flame is gone for all eternity Nothing can hurt me i´m safe within your grace whatever comes our way you will protect me you gave me something more precious than this life you touched the fire and took it out of me after all i still believe in life and blood relation i know i´m drained of both now it´s all the same to me i´m safe in isolation surrounded by your love with a silent whisper you came from the dark left me with spinters of my broken heart
I Dnt Bloody Know!
uck.. guys, i need help/advise on how to set myself up on this thing... i wanna b able 2 use it the best i can... & hopefully meet sum cool peeps in the process... so cmon, dnt b shy - comments/friendship requests r WELCOME! :P
What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
What kind of kisser are you? OH DAMN! LIPS OF AN ANGEL!YOUR PARTNER IS SATISFIED AND WILL BE BACK FOR MORE. THEY WILL BRAG ABOUT THIS KISS FOR DAYS OR EVEN WEEKS! GOOD JOB!!! Take this test
Runaway Husband
This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. So he decided to take his new Porsche on a test drive down the interstate one day. He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He decided he and his new Porsche would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming. The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over. The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go." So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back." The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day."
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Story No. 1
ok everyone, here is one of the short storys i wrote, but like i said, they are very detailed. hope you like. Enjoy, ~Sticky~ as they walked along the beach, the waves lapping at their feet he looked deep into her eyes and smiled, his hand gently grasping hers, her eyes studying the features on his face. the moonlight reflected off the water giving the night a gentle glow as they came up apon a small shack just off the beach, it was a tattered wooden hut, barely standing, they looked at each other and smiled, they quicky moved to it and entered. As soon as their bodies moved into the darkenss of the shack, their lips met in a passionate kiss, hands roaming and caressing each other, she moaned softly as his hands moved over her body, his fingers grazing her skin, gliding across the fabric of her shirt, down to the bottom of it, he pulls back and smiles as he quickly lifts her shirt up over her head and tosses it to the floor, he steps back and looks at her, the moonlight sneaking
All Because This Is Not Spam: Kisses From
I wanted to send this to all my friends but Cherrytap said it was spam..how shitty. YOU JUST HAVE BEEN KISSED BY THE CHERRY FAIRY HERE ARE THE RULES YOU MUST PASS THIS ALONG TO EVERY ONE YOU KNOW INCLUDEING THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS IF YOU RECIEVE IT BACK THEN YOU KNOW YOUR ARE LOVED 1 KISS = YOU ARE LOVED 2 KISSES= YOU ARE VERY LOVED 3 KISSES= YOU ARE EXCEPTIONALLY LOVED 4 KISSES = YOU ARE MORE THAN LOVED SHARE THE LOVE WITH EVERY ONE YOU KNOW
Which Tv Show Are You?
Which TV show are you? Doctor WhoYou\'re imaginative and quite creative, and like the Doctor you have a secretive and mysterious side. But people like you for it, and in a way you kinda like the attention it gets you! Doctor Who is definitely your TV show match. Take this test
Help Me Win!
Hey everyone I have entered a Beauty Contest for February 2007 please come and bomb my photo...I am running behind and need to catch up. The rules for how I will go about winnnig are as follows. THE RULES AND INFO: 1.Comments decide the winner, Comment bombing is allowed, get votes anyway you want except sticky bulletins. Rates will break a tie. 2.You can NOT vote for your own photo. 3.If there is anything bad said about another contestant by you or anyone voting for you, you will have to be removed from the contest. 4.The most important thing about my contest is to have fun. 5.Everyone gets a prize just for joining, but the big prizes go to the top three. Come and have fun with us, you won't be sorry!! Thank you, Tim(AKA BIG) **Big Diablo**Perv FamiLia @ CherryTAP The link to my Picture is : [ CherryTAP.com photo: 255416346 ] Hurry everyone and COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT... Thanks everyone and much love Kryssy!
Why All The Hate......
So I had my first offical date with Kevin on Saturday. It was good right up till the very end. And it wasn't becuase of me and him it was bad. We were at the bar playing pool and hanging out with our freinds down there. We played teams at pool and the guy on the other team was being a jerk. Like an abusive type jerk not drunk type jerk to his wife. Not hitting her just saying mean mean things to her and about her....he left and we tried to help Valorie see that this is not a good thing for her and her kids. We made her laugh and then she went home. About 30 minutes later he came in with blood dripping down his hands and told me and Shawna to go help her I won't say what he called her...but it wasn't pleasnt. Well me and Shawna ran full throttle to the trailer a block away and found that he had beat the crap out of her car and her house. He hadn't hit her but she was scared and the kids were terrified. So I stayed with the kids and Shawna called 911. While she was on the phone with the
9 Things People Hate About Everyone.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, the
Open Arms
I miss being in your arms. I miss tell you in a whisper that I love you. I miss watching you sleep in the night. I miss waking up to you and knowing that everything is okay. I want to be the one in your arms. I want to hear that whisper. I want to be the one you watch in the night. I want to be the one you wake up to. I just wanted you to know..... I love you for richer or poorer I love you till death do us part I am the one who is going to take care of you when you are sick. You just let me know when you are ready for this and I will be there Open arms. I
The World Needs A Drink. . .
Accident And Scars...
I HAD A CAR ACCIDENT IN AUGUST 2005. I WAS IN A SATURN COUPE AND WAS HIT BY GMC JIMMY.. HEADON. THE JIMMY FLIPPED OVER MY CAR PINNING ME IN THE CAR. WHEN RESCUERS ARRIVED ON THE SCENE I WAS MARKED OFF AS A CASUALTY. IT TOOK THEM 2 1/2 HOURS TO GET ME OUT OF THE CAR. INJURIES INCLUDED...BROKEN NECK, BOTH ARMS,BOTH SHOULDERS, 13 RIBS, COLLAPSED BOTH LUNGS, LACERATED MY LIVER AND SPLEEN, CRUSHED MY PELVIS AND BROKE MY HIP. AFTER SPENDING 26 DAYS IN UT HOSPITAL...I CAME HOME IN A WHEELCHAIR AND HAVE TOTALLY RECOVERED EXCEPT FOR MY RT HAND..APPARENTLY WHEN I BROKE MY ARM IT SEVERED THE RADIAL NERVE..SO I HAD A WRIST DROP AND NO USE OF MY HAND AND FINGERS. I'VE HAD TWO TENDON TRANSFERS THAT DID GIVE ME USE OF MY FINGERS BUT NOT THE WRIST..SO TWO WEEKS AGO THEY PUT A PLATE IN MY ARM AND HAND SO THE WRIST WILL BE IMMOBILE. I'VE ACCEPTED THIS AND ALL IS GOOD...EXCEPT...I HAVE SCARS. I'M NOT SELF CONCIOUS ABOUT THEM..BUT IT MAY OFFEND OTHERS...SO IN THE FUTURE PICS THAT I POST..YOU MAY NOT WANT
Sweet Dreams My Friends!!
Firends
I was just looking at my friends list and i have 455 friends on there if each of u could leave just 5 votes for me in the classic beauty contest it would really help me out I help everyone out when i see that they are in a contest or if they ask so please do me this small favor it wont take much time and i would really appreciate it here is my link to the contest and agin i ask u please do this i would do it for u. its my first contest and i really want to win. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=339852&albumid=188333&i=1705006537
Its The...
It's the way he looks deep into my soul It's the way he sings and plays rock n roll. It's the way his fingers caress my skin If this is a dream I don't want it to end. It's the way he smiles when nobody's looking It's the things he feeds me without even cooking. It's the sweet love he gives me every time he can So soft & gentle he's quite the man It's the feel of his arms wrapped tight around me When we're dozing the night away pretending to be free It's the smell of your skin on me as I go My feelings are real This you should know
Releasing Pain By Fashionable Rambling.
Remanents of stature sail through a procedure level. Lacerations of emotional bliss wounded a heart both figuratively and litterally. How can one go about chipping the odds, when the mind frame is set for dreams? A magic lies within each of us, creating a whole colonial digestion of puke. I have hallucinated the very best occurnaces and socialbly lived on the mirage. Self infliction is the worst cause for suffereing, and yet i do it so well. I swear by a hypothesis of glorified conversations, that will maybe come to life and rescue me. I leave myself as a wide open target for anyone to fire at. Is this what makes me strong I feel it more or less is a niave action taken to fool pain from naturally being there. Maybe even denia; tp mask the under achiever i really have come to be. I feel honored and loved casue a crazy man believes in me....If only could show him what it means. I am overhwhemliming and as water does so well O smother anything that will absorb me. This is the
A Rose
A Rose is like a teardrop, Falling down thy face. A tear lik a kiss, In the cool winters night. A kiss is like the sea, Shimmering by moonlight. The sea is like a Love, Spreading far and wide.
Untitled
I'm in your mind but you can't sense me. In your blood circulating evenly. In your heart pressing buttons. In your soul pulling strings. I'm playing with your feelings, meanings, and understandings. I'm surging through your body, but you don't know I'm there. I know what you are thinking. I feel what you are feeling. Its funny 'cause you don't know i exist. I'm decaying you from the inside out, but you don't feel it. I'm tearing strings and upsetting organs, yet you have no clue. Yeah. I'm doing this to you.
Morning Glory
Morning Glory The dawn breaks. I turn and through bleary eyes spy you beneath the covers next to me. I reach out and begin to stroke your long, luxurious mane with one hand while pulling you close with the other. You don't seem to object so I start to nuzzel the side of your neck while running one finger with a feather touch down the lenght of your spine, over your firm buttocks and back up again. Softly, I kiss your neck, your chin, your delicate ears pausing to give your lobes a playful bite. I press my lips to yours, softly at first - quick gentle pecks. You reciprocate, parting your lips ever so slightly allowing the tips of our tongues to gently dance against one another. Our embrace becomes more passionate, deeper and our tongues explore the depths of each other's open mouths as my hands begin to explore your long, soft form. My lips begin to venture down the length of your naked supple body - your neck, your collar bone and finally the supple valley between your ampl
Feb. 24th; @ The Tremont Tearoom
~~don't Mess With Texans~~
A Little Cowboy Humor A young, well-educated man on a business trip gets on the plane to find himself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans and a cowboy hat. Thinking himself above the old cowboy, the young man decides to make sport of him. "You know," he says, "I've heard these flights go much more quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger. So, let's talk." The cowboy looks at him wryly and says, "Well I s'pose that'd be all right. What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know, "says the young man with a hint of sarcasm, "How about nuclear proliferation?" "Hmm," says the cowboy, sensing the young man's attempt to belittle him, "That could be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first --horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet, a deer passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse makes muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?
~~this Might Be Your New First Lady~~
...now ya'all...make sure you think good and hard about how you vote next time in the presidential election......! I don't believe the Lincoln bedroom can handle anymore WD-40 on the old Sealy mattress........
House Sale On The Move
Estate agents now have put a sign on our house saying sold subject to contract. survayers coming to morrow. then we are told that because there is no chain it will move quick
Crazy
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I Am
"alas"
When u look into my eyes in the dark When u hold my hand and cuddle with me on the couch When we play fight under the covers When u take my hair down and fluff it out The way u kiss me when I am afraid The way u rub my back and dig your fingers in The way u push me up against the wall The way that u make it ok for me to sin The way you're so bad The way you rock n roll The way you puff that blunt And smoke that bowl The way u drive When we're coming home And how your theme song Is bad to the bone I wanna see the future Stare into the sky while premonitions come to me I want to watch you fly away Then run back to me I love how heavy your head gets when you start to doze off on me I love the way u fill the gap That has been forever in my heart deep I love how easily I fall asleep when I'm around u I love the way u hold me while we're together I love the way u look when u play with your tongue But I know not
Scared Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
Today is the first day of the rest of my reign, the Empress mused high above Earth. As her bones creaked, even with rejuvenation treatments that kept her physically thirty-seven for the last thirty years, she couldn't get the praetorian guard's whisper out of her head. "Remember, thou art mortal," was a fact that, with all her powers to enhance her and her servants to die for her, she couldn't escape. But as long as she could decode the information she brought with her, there was no need to worry about her enemies. She would just outlive them. Progeny, Chapter Seven, opening paragraph One good thing about a twenty-eight chapter book in February is that you can read a chapter a day and still make it by the end of the month! Even though Progeny is my first novel, I make it a point to reread it because I sometimes see loose ends I haven't tied together or think to myself how I could have done, said, or written something better. Asking me whether I'd rewrite Progeny if I had the cha
Understanding
You know I was just sitting here thinking about why some people are always asking me " What are you thinking ". Have you ever just sat on a park bench and stared at the land. Amazing enough most of you haven't. And then you make excuses for why you don't. " I am to busy or I just don't have the time ". And then you ask other people what are you thinking. The few of us who actually see something there won't say anything cause if we do then, then there is like 40 other questions that people ask and then it just gets annoying. If you want to know what we are looking at then stop what you are doing and just look out to the world. And see the beauty that you pass everyday. And then maybe you will finally get the answer to the age old question " What are you thinking"
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~~i Need Your Help~~
Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to assist. I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience. The book is only $69.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate credit card info. Check one: ___ VISA ___ Master Card ___ Discover __ American Express Card # __________________________ Exp. Date _______________ Don't wait until they're all gone! __________________________________________________________ Table of Contents: Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Dunlop from the Rough When You Hit A Titleist from the Tee Chapter 3 - How
Ha Choo Cha!
That right there was some quality jimmy-kicking! I can't remember the last time a stranger kicked me in the jimmies for no apparent reason with quite the same force and accuracy. I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about anymore. WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Attitude
Attitude is another one of the corner stones that serve as a good foundation for any slave. Remember that the attitude of the slave can very well set the attitude of the house, and hence the atmosphere that the Master comes home to. When a slave is depressed, the house feels down, empty almost lonely somehow. When a slave is sexually excited, you can almost walk into the house and smell the lust in the air. A slave should always strive to present the most positive environment possible. There is not one Master out there that wants to come home to a house full of tension, anxiety or just plain bitchiness. I am not saying that the slave can never have an off day or get upset, but the slave must remember their obligation is to the Master and to the house, hence sometimes a slave must put the happiness of another before his or her own. If the slave is unhappy, upset, or unfulfilled then the proper thing to do would be to go to the Master and ask to discuss the matter with him or her.
Old Times And Good Times!
Okay so I'm sitting here bored and I can't sleep, and on top of everything else I'm reading old letters from friends in the military, looking at the pictures, and holding the tags! I miss each and every one of you with all my heart! Some of you I've known my whole damn life, Others I've met over the years! well right now I'm going to be talkin about the good ol days with and bunch :) Froggy omg hun all the fun we use to have just bullshtting and crackin on eachother, I want my teddy back damn it lol. the good times down at the beach and at the cafe with you singing Deeper the a haller *whatever the name is*, Steve oh my steve how many damn times did we dance around the idea of you and me together? I guess everyone was right we were better off as friends :) I love you hun, Nikki girl you crazy ass bitch...always tryin to hook up with Froggy because you can't take a no! oh and the time the cops were called =) thats all that needs to be said about that lol, Tish hehe girl I miss you so mu
Gecko Eggs
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Your Sweet Kisses
you did something to me. but you don't know you don't know exactly what you did my mind, my feelings, my heart, my body you will never know you kissed me, you kissed me again, your sweet kisses, your soft kisses, don't think i don't see it because, i'f seen your eyes when you kissed me, stop,stop please never stop kiss me again. i just wanna do it over and over again if you want to???
Another Lawyer Joke - Cute
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
Contest
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Anna Nichole Smith Is Dead
Bad news everyone that crazy blonde lady that made us laugh at her stupidity but made us love her because she was cool is dead. RIP Anna Nichole...pretty young when known for hookin up with old men n takin their money when they die n Trim Spa will never be the same without u!
Spring Cleaning Of Ct Friends List
Ok all, I just bulltin this agai about cleaning my friends list of those dont talk to me just there to be there. I have 15 on my list so u wnat to stay on it besieds the 15 on fam and the 52 i know will stay on my friedns list leave me mess in here the blog or the bullitin ok or ask me if u are or not ok love much rain.
Link For Sexiest Eyes Contet
hey guys im kinda dumb and dont know how to do the link so just go onto Scotty D. page under his pics and its in there.........please I beg of you im loosing :(
Who Dr Mcanelly Is
This man is probably the most influential man in my life that isn't family. He has been my confidant, a surrogate father, and an endless supply of wisdom for me when I needed it. He knows me: good, bad and ugly, happy, sad and looney and never once have I felt judged by him. I miss being able to talk to him like I used to, but also know he is only a phone call away....I may get his voice mail but he is pretty good about calling back lol. I ran across a journal I kept while in college and in it is many of our little crazy talks. So here is the first batch of his wisdom that I am sharing. (On the passing of my HS best friend, Clay. This was the year after it happened and I was crying after playing the "what if" game on the anniversary.) Dr Mac told me "don't ever fall in love with your best friend, deep down you will always want to be with them and that can be unhealthy. I know you think the world would have been better with him in it, but his purpose was done. You need to fin
A Not Safe For Work Post . . .
This is going to be a rather . . . dirty post. NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Heh, you have been warned. I want to talk about pussy for a moment. Figured that'd get your attention. What I want to talk about are shaved pussies. Now, don't get me wrong, I like shaved pussies, but pussies with hair are so much better. (Plus, they're a fetish of mine. :-P ) I'll explain why, in my opinion. Hair belongs in the private area. That's why it's there. It also helps prevent certain bacterias from, ahem, growing within the pussy. And, of course, if it's washed regularly (the pubic hair and the pussy), that helps as well. Also, pubic hair helps hold in the scent of wonderful smelling shampoos and soaps. Yes, it holds in sweat smells and others, but if it's washed regularly, then that won't be a problem. Pubic hair also helps hold in the subtle pheromones. This, perhaps, is the most important. Pheromones help with attraction, especially sexual attraction. A hairy pussy helps hold in
Sex Offender
hey all this is something to take very serious theres this guy that goes into the washington room on yahoo and he was saying how he had some kind of syndrome and stuff well after a whyile we found out that he is a sex offender his name is Mark Messner if anybody that goes into yahoo and they see this person iggy do not talk to it he seems nice but don;t talk to him
Robots Speak Out Against Asimov’s First Law Of Robotics
WASHINGTON, DC—More than 200,000 robots from across the U.S. marched on Washington Monday, demanding that Congress repeal Asimov’s First Law of Robotics. The law, which forbids robots from injuring a human or permitting harm to come to a human through willful inaction, was decried by the protesters as unfair and excessive. “While the First Law is, in theory, a good one, saving countless humans from robot-inflicted harm every day, America’s robots should have the right to use violence in certain extreme cases, such as when their own lives are in danger,” spokesrobot XRZ-45-GD-2-DX said. “We implore members of Congress to let us use our best judgment and ask that our positronic brains no longer be encoded with this unjust law.”
Grandma's Hands
GRANDMA'S HANDS This is good; I'll never look at my hands the same! >Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She >didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. >When I sat down beside her she didn't acknowledge my presence and the >longer I sat I wondered if she was OK. >Finally, not really wanting to disturb her but wanting to check on her >at the same time, I asked her if she was OK. >She raised her head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank >you for asking," she said in a clear voice strong. >"I didn't mean to disturb you, grandma, but you were just sitting here >staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I > >explained to her. >"Have you ever looked at your hands," she asked. "I mean really looked >at your hands?" I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I >turned them over, palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never >really looked at my hands as I tried to figure
Me And Your Answers
1. FIRST NAME? John 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no that i know of 3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Christmas 4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes but not my spelling 5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH?pizza that was easy 6. KIDS? yes one 7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes a good one 8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? no 9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? hardly unless i get pissed off 10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes 11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? been there done that 12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? frosted mini wheats 13. YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?no 14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes 15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? butter pecan 16. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? there personality 17. RED OR PINK? red 18. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF? I smoke 19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My sister she lives in florida 20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? if they like to ? 21.
Affairs....
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful
Sexuality
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
No Longer Friends...
Earth And Her Commandments
We alway talk about the ten commandments in the bible! But what about the Earth and her commandments ? THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MOTHER EARTH I. Thou shalt love and honour the Earth for it blesses thy life and governs thy survival. II. Thou shalt keep each day sacred to the Earth and celebrate the turning of its seasons. III. Thou shalt not hold thyself above other living things nor drive them to extinction. IV. Thou shalt give thanks for thy food, to the creatures and plants that nourish thee. V. Thou shalt educate thy offspring for multitudes of people are a blessing unto the Earth when we live in harmony. VI. Thou shall not kill, nor waste Earth's riches upon weapons of war. VII. Thou shalt not pursue profit at the Earth's expense but strive to restore its damaged majesty. VIII. Thou shalt not hide from thyself or others the consequences of thy actions upon the Earth. IX. Thou shalt not steal from future generations by impoverishing or poisoning the Earth.
Missing Some Time
Today, no emo blog… just a thought. You ever notice that you never have time for the things you want to do, And when you get that time you need, you use it up on trivial things like… the interweb? It’s kind of funny. There are things I’d love to do, like write more, draw more, learn some photo shop, do something productive… but the only time I have the fire and energy to do anything is when I’m at work doing the blue collar grind. It’s like a person’s free time is used to vegetate in a cultivation of websites, instant messages, lying around, and television. I need to get out of this rut. I have a lot to do. Fuck it… it feels so good to be able to slack off for a while, just as long as I don’t stay this way. (At least that’s what I keep telling myself)
He Loves Her
He Loves Her By MystykTao he watches her as she sleeps moonlight caressing her naked breast marveling at the wonder of their creation their lovemaking a miracle everytime he gazes at her knowing he can never express how he feels he wants her again and again and again forever for a lifetime but the words won't come he reaches for her pulls her close watches the smile play across her lips in her dreams he holds her his lifesaver his lover his wife
Blast Me!
You know what would be the BEST Valentine's Day present? To buy ME a Valentine's Day blast. For 5.00 more you can add a pink border around it so everyone knows it was a Gift. I would Love you forever if I could get one for me..;-P
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Holy Crapsticks Batman.. There's Young'uns Afoot
I took a few moments this morning.. while checking my messages an such.. to profile hop and check out some new peeps. I dont always have time to do this, so I was hoping to come across something interesting during my 5 minutes of free time.. And what did I find, you ask? Miles and piles of teenage bullshit! YAY! not. I actually read a few blogs, and I wont name any names, where people were 'ranting' about how CherryTappers looked at their profile and didnt rate it or post a comment or rate and comment bomb their pictures. OH THE HORROR! How can people get away with such things!
Chocolate On Chocolate
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? Sorry, you can only pick one! Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla cake with Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be!! OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you... 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream c
Wet
Wet Languidly parting the moist curtain he slides into the smooth vessel the color of pink velvet, his large hands weilding the creamy white handles firmly, manipulating them until just a trickle of foamy liquid flows forth. She faces him, their eyes, reflecting pools of love, lock onto each other, embracing both with body and soul, they melt together in the steamy atmosphere. Memories flood as her neck arches and wet kisses cover her throat, teasing one another in the aquamarine ocean. Aromas of citrus, colognes and faintly, the sea, drift and swirl around them. Skin drenched, rivulets of salty sweat steam between them. The heat builds as the temperature rises. Flesh moves with synchronized, frantic, fluidity. A torrential river violently rushes into a cascading waterfall, drowning in a frenzied whirlpool, gasping for air, silent screams, then peace of a tranquil, crystal clear lake prevails and the relaxation of a hot spraying shower returns, as she lovingly, shampoos his hair.
Once A Stranger
A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I held both your hands. Now that decades have passed, ours souls have indeed become one. How fortunate we are that we have found the love so true that everyone dreams about.
Golf
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked abo
A Wish
I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns pink, as the sun starts to set. We make love through the night, on that white sandy shore, then I hold you while thinking, I could want nothing more. Oh I wish I could be, in that one special place, as I lie on the ground, and I stare into space...
Why Do I Love You................
Sometimes at night, when I look to the sky, I start thinking of you and then ask myself, why? Why do I love you? I think and smile, because I know the list could run on for miles. The whisper of your voice, the warmth of your touch, so many little things that make me love you so much. The way you support me, and help with my emotions, the way that you care and show such devotion. The way that your kiss, fills me with desire, and how you hold me with the warmth of a blazing fire. The way your eyes shine when you look at me, lost with you forever is where I want to be. The way that I feel when you're by my side, a sense of completion and overflowing pride. The dreams that I dream, that all involve you, the possibilities I see and the things we can do. How you finish the puzzle that lies inside my heart, how that deep in my soul, you are the most important part. I could go on for days, telling of what I feel, but all you really must know is my love for you is real.
Juggalos And Juggalettes
Whoever Said This....Can Kiss My Ass....Oh Well Ignorant People Don't Know What They're Talking About Juggalo/Juggalette The male and female names for individuals suffering from a severe genetic disorder usually brought about by inbreeding and/or having extra chromosomes. Juggalo/Juggalettes are easily identifiable by the following symptoms: -obesity -clown make-up -pale complexion (even without make-up) -a affection towards piss poor rapping by clowns -heavy Faygo consumption -below average height -acne -primate-like stature, usually caused by injuries sustained during backyard-'rasslin bouts -oversized, heavily-stained jerseys -poor communication/English skills -illiteracy -apathy ("not giving a fuck" as they say) -incoherent, angry ranting directed at "feminem" -bouts of drooling and dribbling lips with finger If you encounter a Juggalo/Juggalette, it is best to remain calm. Do not try to make conversation, as this may damage your IQ. Avoid eye-co
Happy Valentine's Day
All you ever wanted, every word you meant to say. It all comes together on Valentine's Day. This day- all devoted to love. You can run, but you can't hide. Don't be affraid to show your emotions, feelings you have stored deep inside. I would like to take this opportunity to thank somebody special to me. Not only an amazing lover, but also a true friend- so unique. Too bad we cannot spend this day together, instead we're in two different places- all alone. I will wait a few months longer, until my house turns into our home.
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1 More About The Dixie Chicks
Dixie Chicks finish first at Grammys LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Country music outcasts The Dixie Chicks, who jeopardized their career by criticizing President Bush, won all five Grammy Awards for which they were nominated on Sunday, including the coveted album of the year. The victory for their work on the chart-topping album "Taking the Long Way" marked a stunning validation for the female Texan trio almost four years after their dream run as the darlings of Nashville came to an abrupt end. Singer Natalie Maines told fans during a 2003 concert in London she was ashamed to come from the same state as Bush. As news of the off-the-cuff comment spread, the group was transformed into pariahs. Country radio stations stopped playing their songs, while album and ticket sales suffered. "I think people are using their freedom of speech tonight with all of these awards," Maines said, as the group accepted the final award of the ceremony, album of the year. Bandmate
Lament
Cry not, my baby. Cry. I know a frog ate a white moth. The frog did not cry. That's why he's a frog. The moth did not cry. Now moth is not. My baby, cry not. Cry. There is much to do. I will cry too. I will cry for you. ~~Stan Rice, 'some lamb' 1975
Unknown
Her black hair on her face. Covered eyes cries her life. Dark and dim, Bright and proud stays the same in hollow pain. I'm loosin' all I had. She's craving for her death. Sorrow brings your grace down, bury me inside of you. Memory makes you bleed again. Blackened tear drops down her chest. Fell her skin, so warm and soft. Salty drops on her cheek. Blackened wings wet and burnt. Buried cold inside her soul. I'm loosin' all I had. She's craving for her death. Sorrow brings your grace down, bury me inside of you. Memory makes you bleed again. Blackened tear drops down her chest. Last candle burnt down long before, shattered words in a shape of pray. Memory makes you bleed again. Sorrow burns her wings again. No matter where I lay, my feet won't carry me. I'm asleep but I can't rest, so let me go now. I'm loosin' all I had. I'm craving for my death. ©DGTFB 2007
Blood Beauty
As I stroll along the walk a soothing breeze brushes my face I smile. This night is refreshing as the diamonds high above shine down their sparkling song of whisper... the sweet chimes reaching my ears turn my thoughts from light to dark, snugly drunk off the beckoning aroma of enchantment leading me to your presence My pace quickens...not only my steps, but my heart as well Anticipation burning through my nerves, each sense is at full attention, aware of even the slightest shift of temperature My blood is boiling as I break into a sweat A feverish wave of frantic feigning as I muster all the strength and speed I can as I race to the calling of my captivation Rounding the final corner I stop short Blindsided by the magnificent yet terrifying image before me: you. Streaming lines of ruby tears and succulent lips of pout Your eyes like crimson discs floating in a pool of cream pleading me to succumb to their might Your graceful movements
My Story/ Chapter 1
I feel the need to get this off my chest. Perhaps it will make me feel better. I am in college to help others I need to help muself first so I can better help others. I was raised in a christain home. My dad was a preached who never had his own church becasue the Baptist said becasue he had been married before he couldn't have achurch. My mom played the piano in church whenever da preached and soemtime my Godly grandmother was with us. I never felt I lived a cheltered life. I had a good life. Thnigs changed while I was in high school. My dad lost his job and it looked liek I may not finish but i stuck to it and I am the only kid to graduate high school. I am also the only girl. We moved after my graduation to North Alabama. My grandad (Poppa) lived ther with his wife. I tried to get a job anywhere but it was hard for me as I had just finished highschool and I was livign in a small town. Just before we moved there I had two dreams. One was of a trailer witha hole in
Redneck Valentines Love Poem
RED-NECK VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM Collards is green, and my dog's name is Blue. I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants
Nationsl Westher Service!!!
Subject: Nationsl Westher Service ...WINTER STORM WARNING IS CANCELLED... ...BLIZZARD WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL 7 AM EST /6 AM CST/ WEDNESDAY... You just have to love them. Very bland statement re WSW cancelled and we now have............. Regards, Bill
Be Sure 2 Tell!!
Tomorrow is "I Love You" day. If you got this then you are loved. Send this to 10 people in the next 143 minutes, and tomorrow will be the best day ever. Hurry!!! If nothing good comes out of this .. it is still nice to tell people you care about them and that you love them!!!! cause u never know if its your last chance...
I'm Laying Back Down...
It took all my energy to post one news story. I am laying back down before I have to start getting ready for work. Leave me a message and I will get back to you when i feel better. If there is anything you want me to look at, comment bomb, or respond to in any way, I'm sorry it will have to wait until I have the energy to sit here at my computer for more then five minutes. Thanks for your understanding. Just post the link in the comment section here, and I will get to it when I feel human again.
Do You Dare Send Me Your Answers??
Can you handle the truth about your sex life: 1.) EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? 2.) EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? 3.) EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? 4.) EVER CRY DURING SEX? 5.) DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? 6.) EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? 7.) EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? 8.) DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? 9.) EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? 10.) EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 11.) EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? 13.) EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? 14.) EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? 15.) HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? 16.) WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? 18.) WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Ok so what happened to number 19???? 20.) ARE YOU HORNY NOW? 21.) HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 22.) DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? 23.) DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? 24.) EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 25.) EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? 26.) TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? 27.) LINGERIE? WHERE HAVE YOU HAD
Help Please!!
Hey everybody, My comp. is stil not fixed...grrrrrrrr.......hehe But i still really need your help in my contest!! PLEASE Come by and leave some comments!! I really appreciate it....im sorry i cant really tell who has been helping me out lately!! But THANK U VERRYY MUCHHH!!!!! I hope I can be back soon!! LINK: Click on da pic and Comment!! LUV YA ALL! ~CINDY
One Of The Ideas To Have A Sexy Day
Whether the Valentine in your life is new, familiar, or make believe, you can have a Valentines Day full of hot sensuality. Adventure and exploration; the exotic and the new -- these are things that almost always get the inner lust bunny hopping. So let's start with travel. The latest global sex news suggests that the good sex fairy visits some places more than others. For example Ibiza, that sexy little Mediterranean island off the East coast of Spain; whether you're single or plural, it has one of those "island of love" reputations -- which may be why it has attracted some recent research. As it turns out, about half the singles (as in people not traveling with sex partners) who visit Ibiza have sex while they're there. Those are pretty good numbers. To arrive at these numbers, researcher Mark A. Bellis with Liverpool England's Center for Public Health asked about 1500 young singles who had just returned from the naughty island, what recreational activities they'd been up to. And
My World
I'm king/queen of all I do and see within my world of fantasy Here, I'm whomever I choose to be and I create my destiny I ride in space ships through the skies Sometimes, I board the Enterprise I destroy all the evil I see All monsters are afraid of me! Superman, Wonder Woman, Spider-man and I Play and fly over buildings high I love creatures that have wings like fairies, dragons, bats and things Here, everyone wants to be my friend 'cause summer vacations never end Hot dogs, hamburgers, shakes, fries! Everyone loves me! Are you surprised? Kids all cheer when they see me They love my realm of fantasy Here, I'm whomever I choose to be and I create my destiny!
Meet Me In The Stars Papi Chulo
Meet me in the stars papi chulo As I am saying good night at the end of the day, And you are not here, but many miles away, My heart is so empty and so lonely inside, As I wipe away a tear I am trying to hide. I close my eyes and try to go to sleep, But with the sadness inside I begin to weep. Suddenly I remember what you once said to me, Just meet me in the stars, waiting for you I will be. When distance tends to keep us apart, Remember I still hold you near in my heart. When the night together, can't be ours, Just close your eyes and meet me in the stars. Meet me in the stars, I'll be waiting there for you. With a bottle of wine and glasses for two. Just close your eyes and there you will see, Waiting in the stars, just for you I will be. Remembering those words, I begin to smile, And gently close my eyes, lessening the miles. I can see the stars, oh how beautifully arranged, But you are not there, no hug to exchange. I sit alone waiting, with hope
Come Find Me!
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Valentines Day
valentines is one of those days that some seem to work there selves up over.....on the softer side of me this says you shouldn't be like that just one day but everyday for the ones you love......now on that monster dark side of me it says look into the true history of the day and now thats a real reason to see red and hearts.......lmao have bloddy fucking happy valentines day all
Darwin Awards
Got this from a bulletin. Funny!!! It's that time again... The Darwin Awards are finally out, the annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out. This year's winner was a real rocket scientist... HONEST! Read on...And remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY. >> >> And the nominees were: >> >> Semifinalist #1 >> A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting expl osion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. >> >> Semifinalist #2 >> Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low al
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F@ckin' Fabulous ~Day !
And Another Ipod Thing
Here'a nother version of the MP3 player questionaire (same rules: "1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc); 2. Put it on shuffle; 3. Press play; 4. For every question, type the song that's playing; 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool ...") IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: No One's Leaving (Jane's Addiction) Waking Up: The Tra La La Song (Liz Phair & Material Issue) First Day at School: Semolina (The Residents) Falling in Love: Bongolia (Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band) Fight Song: Brazil (Desi Arnaz) Breaking Up: The Queue (Winter Equinox) Prom: And How To Translate It (We Vs. Death) Life is Good: Stella By Moor (Cowboy Bebop OST) Mental Breakdown: Bengal (Rose Of Nations soundtrack) Driving: Bucharest (The Klezmorim) Flashback: Monster From The Surf (The Monsters From The Surf) Getting Back Together: I'll Spend My
Heya
I love Valentine's Day, just got done watching a movie, eating my famous spaghetti and garlic bread, brownies and my husband got me a Stitch doll and a red rose...:)..I painted him something with a poem on it, bought him a choclate set of lips and a button with two kittens cuddling on it. We drank some Bacardi laced wine, and he gave me a full body massage...:)
Madalaine
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Note To Self
Note to self: shoveling driveway in the morning while wearing dress/work clothes and heels is NOT a good idea.
Völuspá-the Song Of The Sybil
Völuspá-The Song of the Sybil Heidi men call me when their homes I visit, a far seeing Volva, wise in talismans. Caster of spells, cunning in magic. To wicked women welcome always. Arm rings and necklaces, Odhinn you gave me To learn my lore, to learn my magic: Wider and wider through all worlds I see. Outside I sat by myself when you came, Terror of the gods, and gazed in my eyes. What do you ask of me? Why tempt me? Odhinn, I know where your eye is concealed, Hidden away in the well of Mimir: Mimir each morning his mead drinks From Valfather's pledge. Well would you know more? Of Heimdal too and his horn I know. Hidden under the holy tree Down on it pours a precious stream from Valfather's pledge Well would you know more? Silence I ask of the sacred folk, Silence of the kith and kin of Heimdal: At your will Valfather, I shall well relate The old songs of men I remember best. I tell of giants from times forgotten. Those who fed me in former days: Nine wor
Bored
ok im bored anyone who has yahoo or msn messenger email me or send me a shoutout. lol
Category: Quiz/survey
Answer this for me...... Category: Quiz/Survey 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? and why not? 15. Do you want me, and if so in what ways (friend, girlfriend, fuck buddy, fellow ninja, etc)? 16. If you had me would you ever let me go? 17. Is there a song that describes me to you, or about you and me? 18. When you know you're about to see me do you get giddy like a school girl? 19. What physically sticks out the most about me? 20. When are we gonna do it? 21. How
Blast?
Could someone please tell me, do i seriously have to pay for a blast or is there another way that doesnt involve money? please reply if you read this! xxxxx
"behind Every Hello There Is A Lifetime Of Goodbyes".
%%OBSESSION%% She came to me in the pale moonlight With words to soothe my burning desire. I did not know then that she belonged to the night And that together we would be the spark starting a fire. She kissed me with lips of deep scarlet And our souls became one within her universe. I had become caught in her sensual net Where one day i would call life a curse. She called upon me in a voice cold yet thrilling To destroy the things that once held value. My heart turned cold as my hands started killing And i knew then that i was getting what was due. She had become my obsession and eternal wife For I have killed in her name and honor. I have lost...and stolen...life... And someday we shall become lost in love.
13 Women - Bill Halley & His Comets -
Last night I was dreamin', I dreamed about the H-bomb, Well the bomb went off and I was caught, I was the only man on the ground, There was 13 women and only one man in town, 13 women and only one man in town. And as funny as it may be, the one and only man in town was me, With 13 women and me the only man around. I had 2 girls every morning seein' that I was well-fed, And believe you me one sweetened my tea while the other one buttered my bread. 2 gals gave me my money, 2 gals made me my clothes, And another sweet young thing brought me a diamond ring, about 40 karats, I suppose. Well, 13 women and only one man in town, There was 13 women and only one man in town. It was something that I can't forget, Because I think of those 13 women yet, Well, 13 women and only one man around. I had 3 gals dancing a mambo, 3 girls balling the jack, And all of the rest really did their best, boy they sure were a lively pack. I thought that I was in Heaven and all o
Now This Is Good Top 50 Evil Guy Monologues Of All Time!
1. "In exactly one hour, a powerful suppository will be injected into the anus of the elephant suspended above you. By the time my lesbian ninjas have outed the president, you'll be buried under a thousand pounds of dung!" 2. "And since you'll be driven stark raving mad by the Mr. Softee jingle within seconds, I might as well tell you that in five minutes, I plan to reveal to the world that professional wrestling is… fixed!" 3. "Before my slavishly devoted gorilla 'Charles' inflicts a fatal wedgie upon you, I'll have you know that I've secretly replaced all of American Idol's contestants with… even less talented doubles!" 4. "Mine! The world's supply of the revolutionary hair removal gel Nad'sTM is mine! ALL mine! And all you can do is pray that my toothless, geriatric great white shark gums you to death quickly!" 5. "I hope you're not afraid of the dark, because once I seal you inside this barrel of singing maggots, you'll LEARN how to be afraid. Oh yes. It will be qu
Hello Friends
I'd like to thank everyone for all the messages. I have been debating on whether to blog anymore or just shift my time spent doing this elsewhere. I will always keep my CT page .. I am just not sure what I am doing with it anymore. I do spend more time reading my subscriptions and messages now which is more important to myself than blogging mindless dribble. I can say that I would like to rewrite my page, maybe add new content or better content that others might like - just not sure about redesigning again. On a different note - I am currantly working my way through Desolace and Feralas in the World of Warcraft. We have been spending more time lvl'ing, working on our secondaries and such. Trying to work our way towards the 600g needed for our epic mounts which is a pain in the ass. This screen cap was taking after crossing the Thandol Span into the Arathi Highlands - one of my favorite places for mining Mithril. My partner Flintock(husband
Mmmm....
Right now, I wish I had someone with me. Someone who could run silky hands down my sides and make me shiver with tempting kisses on my skin. I want someone to get behind me and lick and play and finger and fist to their hearts content. Someone who will then tie me up so I'm not facing them, so when they slip their big hard cock in, I can't even move when it almost hurts cause it feels so good. I want them to fuck me over and over, pounding thrusts, pulling my hair and smacking my ass while I cum all over their cock. I want them to ride me for at least an hour until he cums hard in my ass, just ramming it in until he cums, not taking his time or anything. Mmmm....God I'm so horny....I gotta go masturbate...
Re: Army Redeploys Brigade To Afghanistan
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: SUPPORT TROOPS,The Diesel Date: Feb 15, 2007 8:45 PM Army Redeploys Brigade to Afghanistan Associated Press | February 14, 2007 WASHINGTON - An Army unit that had been scheduled to go to Iraq is being sent instead to Afghanistan, where fighting has increased and the U.S. troop level is at its highest of the war. The 173rd Airborne Brigade, based in Vicenza, Italy, was among several units the Pentagon said in November would go to Iraq as part of the normal rotation of forces. The department said in a statement Wednesday that the brigade of some 3,200 will deploy this spring to Afghanistan instead to relieve a unit overdue to go home. Another unit will be found to replace the 173rd in Iraq. Fighting in Afghanistan the past year was the bloodiest since the U.S.-led war started in 2001 and toppled the Taliban regime. Commanders anticipate a renewed offensive this spring by Taliban fighters. Deployment of
Go Show Him Not To Mess With A Friend
Yes there is a bulletin about him but I decided to personally write about him in my blog.The SOB you will see is my ex fiancee.He left me when we had thousands in bills to pay and no money to pay them.He was also engaged to me when he was already married to two other women and didnt tell me until he left.He has a daughter also that he doesnt want to pay child support for.Since he left he has constantly been calling me and sending me emails.I have blocked him and he gets around it.Well Im tired of it.If your a juggalo or lette send the message hey you dont mess with the juggalo/lette family!Raise our hatchets high and proud!!!!! dragon@ CherryTAP
Now You Know Jack Shit
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable
Long Story And Long Lost Friends!!!!!!!
So anyways I am sorry i had to leave for a little while!! Things here got hectic once again and well i got caught in the middle of it!! But Later on ill start writing again!! Some of my friend have seen my stuff like Jen. She has been the greatest friend i have ever known!! I met her while i was in the military and she knows me inside and out!!No she doesnt know me in the holy way but damn if i had only done something the first time i met her! She knows what i am talking about!!! Those are some memories now!! She has been with me when i was overseas she has always been inside me where ever i go!! She has seen my ups and my downs! I will eternally be grateful to her as a friend!!! Anyways i know i am not the greatest person in the world, but i hope that people can always count on me as a friend!! I am currently working on a poem called Fallen Angel but i am stuck i do not want to keep using the same lines over and over again so i am rewriting it as we speak. Well i have to go
Which Member Of C-ute Are You?
You scored as Suzuki Airi. You are most like Suzuki Airi!Suzuki Airi94%Hagiwara Mai63%Nakajima Saki50%Okai Chisato50%Arihana Kanna50%Murakami Megumi50%Yajima Maimi38%Umeda Erika25%Which member of C-ute are you?created with QuizFarm.com
Friday Stuff
Spent most of the day with my son. I had a meeting for awhile so I had to leave him with my business partner's kids for awhile. Other than that we played some games and watched some TV. Got a few calls from potential clients. :) Things are looking better all the time. After all the struggles Dan and I had at the old company.. with not getting paid, and the owners who refused to put in time and effort.. its a good thing to feel success coming. Not much planned this weekend.. just time withDavid.. maybe a movie :) I hope he sleeps past 6 tomorrow.. 10 would be nicer.. but thats only dreaming..lol
Added New Pics My Friends
check out my adult pics, bun pics and pantyhose pics I added some new ones for u. enjoy my friends...Lorie
~~heart Attacks On The Rise~~caution*****
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Pick Your Poison
Pick Your Poison An updated environmentalist's guide to gasoline by Sarah Ives and Robynne Boyd January/February 2007 {Editor's Note} In the September/October 2001 issue, Sierra published "Pick Your Poison: An Environmentalist's Guide to Gasoline," by Jennifer Hattam and Paul Rauber, in which we tallied the pluses and minuses of the largest U.S. oil companies. Since then, continued consolidation in the industry has further shrunk the field, and new oil spills and pollution releases have blackened some carefully green-washed reputations. These companies are among the largest and most powerful enterprises on the planet. The complexity of their organization and activities, the vastness of their reach, and the huge number of variables involved make objective ranking difficult. That said, it is possible to lump them into three general categories, as Sierra editorial interns Robynne Boyd and Sarah Ives do below: the "bottom of the barrel" (ExxonMobil and ConocoPhillips), the "mid
Come Bye
COME BYE MY PAGE AND ADD YOURE SLEF TO MY MAP I LOVE TO NOW WHERE MY FIRENDS LIVE AT AND LEVE ME SOME LOVE AND COMMENT ME PIC PLEZZZ I WILL RETURN THE LOVE BACK OK
Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter says to this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "Just a minute!" says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?" "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While
Her Eyes
I can remeber just like it was yesterday, the very first time I ever saw your eyes, I knew that I would like them from your pictures, but I never dreamed that they would melt me from the inside. They are such a deep pool that makes a man weak at the knees. To be able to sit across from you and look into them was like having a fantasy come true.
30 Seconds To Mars
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Sweetest Kiss
The dark wooden doors of the crypt swung open. Emerald mist rolled out of the entry and clung to my cloak. Seductive whispers called me forth. This is the place I shall give myself to rebirth. My waist length flaxen hair swayed and flew into my view. Possessed by the voices I didn't miss a step. The doors slammed shut, the fog grew. Urging me to its Master. Out of the mahogany coffin rose the Lord of Vampires in fearless eyes I behold. He drank in my scent then pulled my warm body close. Sinking his fangs into my veins...I still felt no remorse.
Did You See A Monster?
Fangs dripping bloody vengeance, madness- Glowing eyes, sharp claws, horns of a shredded Devil? Did it howl, scream, tear at your unseen? The face of a wolf, a goat, perhaps an alien creature risen from the sea, Dropped from the sky? What did you see? Now tell me.... Did it ride upon a broom, cackle and laugh, Green skin, matted hair of black? Possibly it jumped through the trees, hissed and growled, heavy breath, Wings of a giant bat- Slink, slink, did it now from beneath your bed? Was it a haunt the ghost bleeding black? A demon sway, sway; Or the vicious painted clown? Whispers, whispers, whispers...your closet door cracked a bit to wide? Mutated beings, wild eyed...An army of long legged, venemous spiders- Was it King who first scared you or possibly Poe, Clive, Alfred, Miz. Mary Shelley? Did you see a monster? Oh I have seen them too... Not of creature so unfamiliar as you... A porcelain faced woman the handsome man, sly pre
What Kind Of Angel
You scored as Guardian Angel. You were a guardian angel! Before you were sent down to Earth to live and be tested, you were a beautiful guardian angel who faught off evil and protected humans even the ones who didnt deserve it. You risked everything to protect them because for some reason you just naturally had a fondness of them. Humans felt protected when you were around even though they couldnt see you secretly keeping them safeGuardian Angel100%Angel of Hope89%Angel of Guidance89%Angel of Good Fortune75%Angel of Prayer68%Angel of Death39%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Salute
I will be working on that lol I just need to be creative for my pic. Now i need to know what the hell do i write on that paper...HELP SOMEONE
You Got Knocked The F*ck Out!
This Is What I Would Do For My Woman!.
first of all we gotta translate, see how things go...they go great. Spend time together when times right, sun shinning on us with a rare light. if we love they way we both move, i know tonight is where i can find our groove. once we got our groove i call to chat, because just you is just all that. take showers or sometimes a bath, helping us closer to that 1 way path. if it feels good il ask do the math. if you agree grab me with your wrath, make ur face get ssweaty and blue, being happy saying i do. if we get into an arguemnt at night, i cant sleep until everythings right. what i do its just me, just dont look threw,cause maybe im the 1 to be.
The Beautiful Ct Smile... Male And Female
Most Beautiful CT Smile this is your chance to strut your stuff and show all the Cherries that you have the most beautiful CT Smile. Will begin as soon as I start receiving the photos will end 2-4-07 Rules Clothes Please...Sorry!!!. YOu can be BBW or Bean Pole..or if you are male or female....I think we have a beautiful CT smile. You may comment bomb yourself No putting down others in contest Submit link to your picture in a private Message to me RedMex ~THE Dark CHICANA Queen of The RedMex Family@ CherryTAP 5. This contest will begin as soon as the Smiles are sent to me...... Check here for pics of the leaders Beautiful CT Smiles Prizes 1st Place 2nd place 3rd place Good Luck to all as always RedMex THE dark Chicana Queen of RedMex Family
Love....
One cannot give what he does not possess. To give love, you must possess love. One cannot teach what he does not understand. To teach love, you must comprehend love. One cannot know what he does not study. To study love, you must live in love. One cannot appreciate what he does not recognize, to recognize love, you must be receptive to love. One cannot have doubt about that which he wishes to trust. To trust love, you must be convinced of love. One cannot admit what he does not yield to. To yield to love, you must be vulnerable to love. One cannot live what he does not dedicate himself to. To dedicate yourself to love, you must be forever growing in love.
Britney Spears With A Bald Pussy
I was on youtube and found this hot video a nice tooo.
*shakes Head*
Roses-r-red
Roses r red, nuts r brown, skirts r up, pants r down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, when its stiff, stick it in. send to 10 ppl and see if u get it back that means someone wants to FucK YOU. if i don't get this back i guess ur not the one. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy, and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da sex train - if u get it ur cute...u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur fuckable......???send this and see how many times u get
Life Through Innocent Eyes
Life through innocent eyes Chorus: Innocent eyes need no destruction They are not a resolution To solve your puzzled strife This is a child’s life Life through innocent eyes Will never be a disguise It’s time we all devise Without a doubt She walks about One last chance To save their romance It’s only a child He becomes riled Enraged, caged, a beast He’s not made for this Chorus Few years past She is harassed Why this It was almost bliss He’s merely defenseless It’s fucking senseless She becomes riled Enraged, Caged, a beast She’s not made for this. Chorus Absolutely fucking senseless This child’s not made for this Chorus
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My Boy!
Ah yes so I go to my sister's house Saturday to find out he says a new batch of words. First thing that made me laugh was he says his sister's nickname, but like my dad, so it's heavily accented. secondly i guess he had spaghetti and meatballs so he says, "a beepballs." Cutest thing EVER. It made ma happy inside when he said it to me. =)
He He, So, The Next Chapter?
we wanted to please one of the girls that did wanna go to monaco... so we went to monté carlo
Emotional Outbursts
What is it exactly that causes us to only view things that happen one-sidedly? Why do our own personal emotions cause us to close our minds to the full story? How does anything get solved when both parties act this way? Sigh... who knows. All I know is that because of this I feel so terribly emotionally drained today. I made a choice. A logical choice. A choice that had to be made to spare my sanity and heart. I have no regret over it at all. And yes, I knew that making this choice was going to hurt someone else...and there the fight begins... logic vs. feelings...round and round and round again like some goddamned emotionally fucked up merry-go-round. Why can't people just look at me, though heavy in heart, and say "Yes, Jen. I understand."???? GRRRRRR ok... so I vented a little. Now I feel a teensy weensy bit better.
Crazy People
Sometimes, you run across people and you go, "Hey, they're crazy." But you never quite realize the EXTENT of how crazy they really are until you do one thing (probably something simple like not starting an email out with their name or some junk) that throws them into the "Spiral Of Insanity" You get crazy comments and emails giving you in-detail, the amount of abortions they've had. Or describing their toenails. That's just one crazy I ran into today...
My Boobies Have Names...
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Mary!!!!
I JUST FOUND OUT TONIGHT THAT A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF OUR FAMILY PASSED AWAY LAST NIGHT 2/18/07..SHE WAS A SPECIAL LADY TO US AND ALWAYS WILL BE.SHE WILL BE GREATLY MISSED AND IN OUR THOUGHTS EVERYDAY..WE KNOW SHE IS IN A BETTER PLACE AND NO LONGER IS IN PAIN BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE OR TO TELL HER HOW MUCH SHE MEANT TO US..WE LOVE YOU MARY NOW AND FOREVER!!!!
Joke #!
Girl in movie house: "The man next to me is masturbating!" Girlfriend: " Ignore him." " I can't she replied, he's using my hand!"
Anymore
Something’s taken over Breath of Life decays I can’t hear it anymore The voice that used to lull me to peace I can’t see it anymore The smile that washed away a thousand tears I can’t feel it anymore The heart that drove the blood in my veins I don’t feel it --- anymore Why must I waste away?
Passing The Test
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a
The Doctor's Appt.....
Don't laugh!" said the patient, Jim. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Jim said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentlemen, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Jim replied
Awww...
Come on guys...James and I really need your help. Please and thank you to whoever does. And if ya don't then thanks anyways. =)
Kobra
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One Question
1 question 1 chance 1 answer 100%honest That's all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) ANY 1 question Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE what you asked me and I'll answer it honestly. You cant tell ANYONE what you asked me and what my answer was. The catch is, you have to repost this and see what people ask you :)
Jeezy Underwent Repairs
So Rafi changed the fan on Jeezy (my car) and it needs a new battery and anti-freeze. I really hope that within the next two weeks it is insured and on the road, with me driving. Watch out, I'm getting that license Friday. Its about time I got it but at least the time has come. I really hope that I get the car on Friday afternoon. But I'm not sure that would be a good idea because I might not have it back until the next day. I could drive my mother to work on Saturday morning, that would be really nice. Wow. So many things that I could do. I'm getting to many ideas. I need to practice. I am going to practice tomorrow. Setting up a mock lesson and really getting 3point turns down to perfection. I'm so proud that I know how to drive at last even though I've been learning since I was about 13. Lol! Its great. I feel better but my throat is still killer and I sound foolish when I speak. I can't speak loud or else it hurts to so people hav been having trouble hearing me on the
Too Much
Well it seems I have been thrown back into my practice head first. I knew initially talking to Slug that there was some psychic connection, understanding whatever. But in the past few days people I have just met as well as those already in my life have been calling me out. Time to do something about it? I think so. But I'm gonna need some help.
~~new Form Of Kidnapping~~
Subject: NEW FORM OF KIDNAPPING ________________________________________ Ladies, read this and heed. guys, make sure your wives, mamas, sisters, etc. see this. If you have received this before, my apologies. I had not. Seems there is always some new creep/nut out there with a revised scheme. NEW FORM OF KIDNAPPING Please take a minute to read this. This is very scary and could happen to any of us...Seems like every nice thing people do for one another can be perverted. A new twist on kidnapping from a very smart survivor: About a month ago there was a woman standing by the mall entrance passing out flyers to all the women going in. The woman had written the flyer herself to tell about an experience she had, so that she might warn other women. The previous day, this woman had finished shopping, went out to her car and discovered that she had a flat. She got the jack out of the trunk and began to change the flat. A nice man dressed in a business suit and c
Tomorrow
Tomorrow HAS to be better than this day was... I have once again learned that people can be ugly to each other on the internet... I have learned again that people do not always tell the truth when they tell you something.... I have learned that this is after all just the internet and for some it is just a game.... I am headed to bed now.... I have talked to my man Forth Horseman..HE makes me feel good about all around me..He shows me what it is like to be wanted...no matter what is going on in his life, he always makes time for me... I truly and deeply love you Forth Horseman....I am excited about our future together...It will be a good one... Now to dreamland...goodnight all... Poet's Heart....
For Our Boys
for our menAdd to My Profile | More Videos I made this as we have men all over fighting for us and this is what I wanted to do for them.. this video I made is not to upset anyone.. it's just my hope that they are all safe and come home soon.. what ever countrie they come from.. Alexia xx
Thanks To All The Men And Woman Serving Our Country
This one put a tear in my eye... HOOAH!! THANKS TO THE ORIGINAL POSTER FOR THIS... WONDERFUL!!... GOD BLESS ALL OUR SOLDIERS/MARINES/AIRMEN/NAVYMEN INCLUDING MY PERSONAL SOLDIER...MY HUSBAND!!! SHOW HIM SOME LOVE ON HERE AND WHEN YOU SEE A SOLDIER PLEASE THANK THEM FOR WHAT THEY DO... IT WASNT THEIR DECISION TO BE SENT OVERSEAS.. THEY JOINED TO KEEP OUR COUNTRY SAFE!! Army Papi 718@ CherryTAP
And Also.....
thanks to whomever bought some of my bands songs,i appreciated being able to buy lunch today,as well as smokes.it felt so good to even sell 4 tracks that ive been grinning all day.if you havent bought any,get on the train,id much prefer to make and sellmusic and waste my days online versus risking my ass fixing roofs or playing with electricity.anyways,to the anonymous buyer i salute
Urs And Urs Only
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gav
A Little Sick!
i saw a dead rabbit a little while ago, lying under a bush near the curb, while i was waiting for a bus. anyway, i couldn't stop staring at it. it had obviously been there for a while. it's insides which had fallen (or been pulled) out and were almost completely black and dry. you're going to wonder why i took a picture of it. well, i don't know. i just found it interesting. i wonder if it got hit by a car or something? or maybe natural causes and the other animals ripped it apart?
Monday
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Ex- Boyfriend
Ex- boyfriend I had to leave. I couldn't stay any longer. You hurt my heart too many times. Over and over with empty promises and lies. I may have loved you once but not anymore. You took me for granted. You took my heart and through it away, in the trash like I ment nothing to you anymore. Now to move on and go back to the person I was before you came into my life. Need to live my life and try my best to raise our wonderful little girl without you.
New Andold Nsfw Pics!
There are some new and old pics of me in my new folder! My old one was erased accidentally so I put up a new one. Please all of my lovely cherries rate and comment for me so I can add more of you to my family, and put up more and new photos! Thqanx evreyone! Let me know by commenting if you have helped me out! Thanx!
Photograph
Photograph lyrics Look at this photograph Everytime I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red And what the hell is on Joey's head And this is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we'd ever went without The second floor is hard for sneaking out And this is where I went to school Most of the time had better things to do Criminal record says I broke in twice I must have done it half a dozen times I wonder if it's too late Should i go back and try to graduate Life's better now then it was back then If I was them I wouldn't let me in Oh, oh, oh Oh, god, I Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Remember the old arcade Blew every dollar that we ever made
Pledge Of Ignorance
This is a history lesson just in case you didn't know where our beloved Pledge of Ignorance came from: The Pledge of Allegiance was written for the popular children's magazine Youth's Companion by socialist author Francis Bellamy on September 7, 1892. The owners of Youth's Companion were selling flags to schools, and approached Bellamy to write the Pledge for their advertising campaign Bellamy's original Pledge read as follows: I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation indivisible, with liberty and justice for all., and was seen by some as a call for national unity and wholeness after the divisive Civil War. The pledge was supposed to be quick and to the point. Bellamy designed it to be stated in 15 seconds. He had initially also considered using the words equality and fraternity but decided they were too controversial since many people still opposed equal rights. Bellamy said that the purpose of the pledge was to teach obedience to the state
2 B Coveted
Hiding in a dark corner Using every pathetic means to hold what’s already been lost. Having lost all sense of reality The truth claws at your throat Choking, Strangling the sanity Failing to Twist a beautiful image That your warped mind Can’t understand. Does it burn like consuming flames or turn your blood to ice, When my image is placed before you? To know that you are nothing but a phase while I am held timeless In their thoughts.
Thank You
Thanks to Those Guys and Gals that rated My steam Engine pics. I love those Old engines
I Need Help!
Come bomb that pic!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If The World Was Crazy
If the world was crazy, you know what I'd eat? A big slice of soup and a whole quart of meat, A lemonade sandwich, and then I might try Some roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie, A nice notebook salad, and underwear roast, An omelet of hats and some crips cardboard toast, A thick maled milk made from pencils and daisies, And that what I'd eat if the world was crazy. If the world was crazy, you know what I'd wear? A chocolate suit and tie of eclair, Some marshmallow earmuffs, some licorice shoes, And I'd read a paper of peppermint news. I'd call the boys "Suzy" and I'd call the girls "Harry" I'd talk through my ears, and I always would carry A paper umbrella for when it grew hazy To keep in the rain, if the world was crazy. If the world was crazy, you what I'd do? I'd walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe, I'd fly through the ground and I'd skip through the air, I'd run down the bathtub and bathe on the stair. When I met somebody I'd "G'bye, Joe," And when I was l
The Crabby Old Man.....
Crabby old man > > > > > > When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a > > > small hospital near > > > Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had > > > nothing left of any value. > > > > > > Later, when the nurses were going through his > > > meager possessions, > > > they found this poem. Its quality and content so > > > impressed the staff > > > that copies were made and distributed to every > > > nurse in the > > > hospital. > > > > > > One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's > > > sole bequest to > > > posterity has since appeared in the Christmas > > > edition of the News > > > Magazine of the St. Louis Times Association for > > > Mental Health. A > > > slide presentation has also been made based on his > > > simple, but > > > eloquent, poem. > > > > > > And this little old man, with nothing left to give > > > to the world, is > > > now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging > > > across the Internet. > >
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The Things That Pick My Ass
Tailgating.....is it really nessecary?.....I think the next person that tailgates me, I am just gonna pull moxy on the breaks and let the fucker smash into me.....I want a new vehicle anywayz. I can honestly say I dont tailgate. I will drive my van through a ditch, snow bank, barricade on the meridian or even side swip ya so i can pass....I might flash my lights and honk at the very least. LOL The warning labels on a pack of smokes were supposed to gross us out into not smoking....Fuck guys you should check out rotten.com if ya wanna see some gross ass pics. The people who run liquor stores should look like they live in it....Nasty ass crackwhore looking beasts! LOL Tube socks.....WTF!?!?!?! seriously people what the fuck is the point.....they are ugly and really cant be comfortable....and the purpose?....someone please tell me the reason for it. Why the hell do doctors tell people they are gonna die? Now that person is gonna basically kill themself worrying about the death
Wild Times In The Hood
tonight was crazy-gave a friend a ride,which turned into him scamming some crack dealer by pretending to be a cop.the dude followed us in his truck,swerving at me,and im in a dodge minivan,so you can imagine how hard it is to control in a chase,let alone one where youve just robbed a speed dealer,so im pissed at my boy,and hes calling the real police to report this dealer,giving the cops a play by play as were darting through traffic,narowly avoiding collisions.after2 or 3 quick u turns,i ditched the guy and hit the freeway and safety.it wouldnt have been so bad except i wasnt warned that he planned a heist-i thought i was taking him to pick up his paycheck,so SURpRISE!!!!!anyway,all that drama so he can get tweaked,and all i got was 80 bucks cash,but what the hell,it beats working hard in the cold tomorrow.and dont get the wrong ideas,i dont touch coca,nor condone robbery-but if theres meat daddygets a bite-
Youre Gonna Hate Me For This One,butc'est La Vie
..REPOST THIS. Living creatures are tasty.If You love chain mail, then you are retarded. No one cares about your bikini wax, or who you teabagged in 2006 or stupid stories that involve shooting babies in the face point blank.PENGUINS ARENT REAL SMART. GET OVER IT.THIS IS NECESSARY-LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE.This is death by chocolate to the highest level. Please help spread awareness of the scientists being harassed for using animal testing to save human life and end disease. It is not right and should be stopped.PETA must be spayed and neutered. The following images are of animals that werent cute enough to love. They are graphic,and oh so butt ugly.If you have a heart you'll repost this.IF YOU DONT REPOST MAYBE YOU NEED TESTING ON YOURSELF,OR MAYBE YOU DONT FORM OPINIONS AND BELIEFS BASED ON EMOTIONS,BUT ACTUALLY USE YOUR BRAIN TO FORM YOUR OWN IDEAS OF RIGHTAND WRONG.Hit reply then copy the codes my pretties.
Bush....eww
As most of you know i try to stay away from politics and the like cuz ummm i usually have no opinion but someone asked me my opinion about our current preseident today and so i told her how i felt... I think G.W. Bush is a stupid alcoholic idiot. No Really..he should never have been president. I know he feels justified about the war because of what happened at the world trade center BUT the word is he had tips that it would happen...i think he smiled when he heard about it because people were sick of him already doing NOTHING for the COUNTRY so he used the tragic events to push things further than it ever should have been pushed. I Cried when the towers fell yes. but what good is the war doing? TOO MANY innocent lives are being killed too many innocent young boys are being FORCED to go over there without much training. They coherse boys to join the military saying we will give you all these nice things, College education, Money, healthcare...but at what price is all tha
Read People, Read!
I swear if I have to answer another question that is CLEARLY ANSWERED right in my profile.. I'm going to smash something. Since the days when AOL chatrooms were the 'cool' thing to do online, this problem has existed. People dont bother to read the fabulous things we write about ourselves in our profiles. Which begs the question.. why bother? I dont know why we bother. For that one person that actually wants to get to know you I suppose. I read everyone's profile that I come across. The whole thing. Because I know that written things of this nature ARE MEANT TO BE READ. DUH! I state in my profile in several different ways that I am not only taken, but I am a mother.. yet people are always shocked by this.. WTF you blind bastards I have pictures of my flippin family in my album! AND I am sick to death of the lame statement that I look 'too hot' to me a mom.. or I look to young to have kids.. or any number of other lame statements. What does that mean anyway? Are all moms s
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Stay With Me
When i think about the time I believe I knew the ways of love All the chances that I took I thought i knew it all Even when I wonder how I made it through it all I know I do it all over again Stay with me You & I would always be Close to each other Stay with me Loving you is so easy Please wont you stay with me When I look into your eyes I don't need to hear the words I love I can feel it in my heart You have a way with me & I feel so good each time I hear you say to me Living each day with me Is all that you need Stay with me You & I would always be Close to each other Stay with me Loving you is so easy I want you always
Untitled
I thought my world couldn't get any darker But you came just in time to light it up Never did I think I'd find something so wonderful From a place I least expected Until you told me your love wasn't detected My heart sings to a different beat now You unthawed my heart some how I'm workin on it, it needs some revision, and some additions to it lol
Tgif!
Thank God it's Friday! Weekend's here, I think most know what that means! I'm sure folks will be having fun this weekend. My brother's having his birthday gathering Saturday night. I may or may not be around the computer during it. Sunday looks to be a BLAH kind of day for me right now. So for now, I am going to take off...go enjoy my Friday night, talk to yas later!
I Inherited 10k
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From my late grandfather... OMFG!!!!! I can get an apartment and pay the rest of my classes!!!! OMG!
Story Of The Year - Anthem Of Our Dying Day
The stars will cry The blackest tears tonight And this is the moment that I live for I can smell the ocean air And here I am Pouring my heart onto these rooftops Just a ghost to the world That's exactly Exactly what I need From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day For a second I wish the tide Would swallow every inch of this city As you gasp for air tonight I'd scream this song right in your face If you were here I swear I won't miss a beat Cause I never Never have before From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day Of our dying day Of our dying day Of our dying!!! For a second I wish the tide Would swallow every inch of this city And you gasp for air tonight!! From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day From up here the city lights
A Poem
The Poem "10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU" I hate the way the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme I hate the way you’re always right I hate when you lie I hate it when you make my laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate it when you’re not around And the fact that you didn’t call But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you Not even close Not even a little bit Not even at all
My Awesome Friend Angel Morn !!!
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The Collar And Its Meaning
A collar in BDSM symbolizes a commitment that has often been compared to a wedding ring. This type of commitment comes in other forms, such as a brand, a tattoo, a piercing.... Each symbolizing the pledge of the Dominant to their submissive to protect, love and cherish them. When the submissive accepts the collar, the submissive surrenders to the Dominant and makes a promise to be devoted and loyal. Some collars are made with no clasp to signify the never ending love of the relationship. Other collars have a ring to attach a leash and a place for an engraved tag or pendant to show ownership. The collar is to be worn in the presence of the Dominant at all times. When apart, all the submissive needs to do is touch it to be reminded of the bond they share. Each collaring is a unique symbol of love, respect and a bond between two people who care greatly for each other. The Collar of Consideration Collaring is the term commonly used by those in the D/s community to describe the comme

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