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Letter Written By A Marine Sgt To John Kerry
LETTER WRITTEN BY A MARINE SERGEANT TO JOHN KERRY. {This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! } Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq” So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of several academic honor societies, including the Golden Key Honor Society. I am not uniq
Smoooooove, Yo.
This is the most incredible line I have ever read. A true masterpiece: "i would make the sweetest love to u for hours so good and hard that the angels would burn in hell because they would at us and masturbate and that would piss off god. so we'd better not do it." It makes me want to hurt people. With muffins. Hurt people by throwing muffins at them. Not hurt people who happen to be carrying muffins.
Halloween Fun Times!
thought i'd move these here. leave comments if you like :D
Bathroom Pictures
I know you've all seen them, yes the classic self shot in the bathroom. They're in MySpace, Facebook and evidently LC is no different. This trend is almost a phenomenon that one day will be seen as "Sooo 2000s". Anyways you decide you're gonna put your pic online for everyone to see, virtually for ever and ever. No matter the time, the place or the person, if they have access,they'll be able to see it. Therefore is quite funny to see all the wicked things you can spot in the background. With it being posted for posterity you would think ppl would pick up their stuff a little, but no everything is their for you to see them in the raw. So from now on I propose to you to see if you can spot cool stuff, or maybe funny stuff and repost them or put links to these pics. And if YOU are the one posting the pic, maybe picking up after yourself wouldn't be a bad idea, or maybe you can go all out and make a statement and express yourself through your room. As it is said "An image sa
As The World Turns
as the world turns i see you in a different light i see how special you are to me i see such wonders never seen before i see how much beauty you possess i see why you are special i see why my love grows for you are my shining light my beacon on the darkest night my eteranl flame my love as the world turns
Mr. Kennedy !!!!!!!!
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The Privitization Of Our Judicial System, Government Legalized Racqueteering, Uncle Sam Wants You!
Nonpoint- Bullet With A Name
Two New pics posted..Someone asked If I had any piercings..When I answered yes...they asked to see where...So check them out. Make sure the kiddies are out of sight!
Why Married People Don't Have Sex
Body: Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry
To The Love Of My Life
Song Of The Day Seether - Fine Again
It seems like every day’s the same and I’m left to discover on my own It seems like everything is gray and there’s no color to behold They say it’s over and I’m fine again, yeah Try to stay sober feels like I’m dying here And I am aware now of how everything’s gonna be fine one day Too late, I’m in hell I am prepared now, seems everyone’s gonna be fine One day too late, just as well I feel the dream in me expire and there’s no one left to blame it on I hear you label me a liar ‘cause I can’t seem to get this through You say it’s over, I can sigh again, yeah Why try to stay sober when I’m dying here And I am aware now of how everything’s gonna be fine one day Too late, I’m in hell I am prepared now, seems everyone’s gonna be fine One day too late; just as well And I’m not scared now. I must assure you, you’re never gonna get away And I’m not scared now. And I’m not scared now. No… I am aware now of how everything’s gonna be fine one day Too late,
O To The Mutha Fuckin C
So, preparing to watch my OC DVDs in honor of the upcoming season, I have been listening to my OC CDs. I have found some poignant lyrics for you, relating to me and a few people. Can you guess who they are? (And yes, I spent WAY too much time doing this, but when you have a day off of work, what else do you do?) 1)"Don't know why I'm still afraid. If you weren't real I would make you up now. I wish that I could follow through" - Joseph Arthur "But right now, everything you want is wrong, and right now all your dreams are waking up, and right now I wish I could follow you to the shores of freedom, where no one lives." - Joseph Arthur "Remember when we first met and everything was still a bet in love's game. You would call; I'd call you back and then I'd leave a message on your answering machine. But right now everything is turning blue, and right now the sun is trying to kill the moon, and right now I wish I could follow you to the shores of freedom, where no one lives." - Jos
Are You A Democrat, A Republican Or A Redneck?
Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck ? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following situation and question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 cal, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety bu
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him, he started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied . . . "I think I just b
Inspired By An Angel
Sought and yet have never found One who does the heart impound And keep forever as there own Searching in the great unknown Need the touch and need to know If one can make loves seed grow And bind me to her with her kiss And keep me longing in eternal bliss To ache for her and her alone Let my love for her to be forever shown And hold her in my arms at night And feel her till dawn does light And never live in land of doubt For she’s the only I can’t live without A burning soul for her so true I have waited long and over due To get so lost inside those eyes I wonder if it would surprise That one could hold me without spoken word In her eyes would be all the love I’ve ever heard By R. Thomas Dinsmore Soft and gentle curves to love Make this guy a prisoner of Hot desires to take and hold Thoughts to be far to bold Brazen lust at her form Drive to feel her body warm Give her pleasure beyond the mind She stirs the fires that leave me blind To any other the
The End
What is beyond the end of ends? Even nothing is something. If you have ever felt nothing, you know what I am talking about.
The Mustang And Outsourcing
Ok.. So my Mustang is being stored for the winter. I was thinking about all the work that needs done to her on my way home from work today. I decided that I would out source the under carriage work. That's where most of the work needs to be done. After that is done and I get her back then I'll start on the interior while i shop for the engine, tranny and radiator. Thank God I make good money where I work, or I'd never be able to afford fixing her up. LOL. I've discussed with Andy what color I should paint her when she is totally restored. He thinks it should be forest green... I was thinking a nice Metallic Hunter Green... considering the original color of the car was puke green. I'm heading over to the salvage yard tomorrow to get a pic of her.. so you all can see how ugly she is right now... and then I'll have a before and after!!
Animal I Have Become- Lyrics
THREE DAYS GRACE LYRICS "Animal I Have Become" I can't escape this hell So many times i've tried But i'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal, this animal) I can't escape myself (I can't escape myself) So many times i've lied (So many times i've lied) But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this hell (This anim
Another Song For Ya Chamillionaire - Ridin
They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty [Verse 1 - Chamillionaire] Police think they can see me lean I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen When you see me ride by they can see the glean And my shine on the deck and the TV screen Ride with a nooche, she like hold up Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola Turn a jacker into a coma Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies Laws of patrolling you know they hate me Music turned all the way up until the maximum I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack
Blonde - Sex/pregnancy
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine? Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?" "He was on top ", she replied. "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed. The second woman was asked the same question. "I was on top ", was the reply. "you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor. With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears. "What's the matter ?" asked the doc. "Am I going to have puppies ?"..... Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A
Blonde - Airheads
Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails? A: To hide the valve stem! Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!" Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air. Imitation of a blonde refuelling.. (Flap hand, blowing air into ears) Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? A: Air Pockets
Thing Were Tougher Back When...
There were three Irish prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got €20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 pence!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"
Complete Coverage
Two Irishmen are in a doctor's office. Each of them are there to get a vasectomy... the nurse comes into the room & tells both men "Strip & put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done." A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one man's gown & proceeds to fondle & ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he asks, "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." The man not wanting to be a problem & enjoying it, allows her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds to the next man.. She starts to fondle the man as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees & proceeds to give him oral sex. The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get masturbated & he gets a blow job?" The nurse simply replies, "Sir, there is a difference between HMO & Complete Coverage.
Another One
Ingredinants Still pen Empty paper Sad eyes Breaking heart Pain and suffering A great story...Unwritten
Night All
Good night all it's been a long day and I've got alot of work to do this weekend so you all take care and I'll talk to you all tomorrow Hugs
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What Band Symbol I Am
What Band's Symbol are You? Slipknot's SymbolSlipknot's symbol represents you best. You can be evil at times, and even be satanic. You love loud music and probably like black or death metal. You're cool.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Vote For Me!!!!!!
please vote for my pic. i am in a best asset contest..(spell check.lmao) most people put there boobs and shit on there... but if thats there best asset that is sad.. but anyway..lmao.. VOTE FOR ME!!!! click here thank you.. muah much cherry love Emi Ps. Contest ends saterday!!Tell your friends and send a link to my pic.. thanks!!! love ya
Sexy Night Of A Lover
A special dinner, That's what he set out to do. To show her how special she was, To show her his love was true. A candle light dinner, He made for them to eat. Looking deep into her eyes, Their souls did meet. After they ate dinner, To the couch they did retire. Curled up together with a movie, And the sweet glow of a fire. So relaxed and content, A feeling of heavenly bliss. On the back of her neck, He placed a sweet soft kiss. It sent a shiver down her spine, And she turned and held him tight. Whispering softly in his ear, Make love to me all night. He said I'll be right back, As he got up off the couch. Into his bedroom he went, Then pulled out a pouch. He pulled out rose pedals, And laid them all over the bed. Hundreds of rose pedals, White, yellow, pink and red. Around the room, Candle after candle he did light. Making a soft glow in the room, That flicked in the night. He went to the couch, And took her by the hand. She glowed like the full moon, A
This Is All You Will Ever Have
new today .... too many looking for the sky to fall and too many rethinking the past ! Chasing the past and lost is the present Years of hurts that left all to resent Things that we will never change That left some of us lost and strange Thinking we can change the past over due Fearing the wreckage of the future too And never where we really are Lost in days gone away so far Wishing and hoping with eyes closed What if I had this question posed What if I do it all different this time What if I make the past free and sublime Will the destruction to come never be I will close my eyes and then I will see Foolish minds that refuse to know Time marches on and must move and go That all the thoughts of what might have been Waste the present and make our lives a sin Wandering the past we miss what we should not Living becomes torture and we begin to rot For all that has ever been is gone and done And all that worry and effort changes none This is all we will eve
Wanna See Me Nude?
well forget it! ain't happenin I just did this to get your attention so nyah! actually I am just giving ya notice that I'll be takin requests from today on for my song of the day blog what I do is put a video and the lyrics to a song that I listen to a lot and I try to show you guys the kinda music that I listen to all the time. Now its your turn to show me what kinda music ya like so request those songs and I'll put em up for ya :)
Goddess Is Alive
The Goddess is Alive... Slumber like the dead Previous day's journey Long and hard Thank God its Saturday Sleeping in today? Goddess with Golden Mane flowing with grace Her desire and passion wont be denied Awakening me with her divine talents As the early day's rays break the blinds crevasses Her fingers with delicate touch Graze my skin, tingles pulsate through my person Stirring, wiggles, eyes crack open Her Golden Mane, Long and light Her lips moistened with desire Good Morning Stud My body instant to Rock Hardness Her oral journey of my body Form head to toe Teasing the centers of passion My Manhood aches from her perfect touch on the crown Her Big heaving breasts Tone, strong,soft to the touch leaning forward to my waiting tongue Please The Goddess well Priest Tongue flickers with purpose worshiping her darkened nipples Caressing her skin as I feast on her breasts Mama cradles my balls with love Goddess of golden Light Mistres
Marilyn Manson - Rock Is Dead
All simple monkeys with alien babies Amphetamines for boys Crucifixes for ladies Sampled and soulless Worldwide and real webbed You sell all the living For more safer dead Anything to belong Rock is deader than dead Shock is all in your head Your sex and your dope is all that we're fed So fuck all your protests and put them to bed God is in the T.V. 1,000 mothers are praying for it We're so full of hope And so full of shit Build a new god to medicate and to ape Sell us ersatz dressed up and real fake Anything to belong Rock is deader than dead Shock is all in your head Your sex and your dope is all that we're fed So fuck all your protests and put them to bed God is in the T.V.
How Do You Respond To Deep Distress?
How do you respond to deep distress? "But while in deep distress, Manasseh sought the Lord his God and cried out humbly to the God of his ancestors. 2 Chronicles 33:12 NLT " Into the heart of Africa "Peter Cameron Scott was born in Glasgow in 1867 and became the founder of the Africa Inland Mission. But his beginnings in Africa were anything but auspicious. His first trip to Africa ended in a severe attack of malaria that sent him home. He resolved to return after recuperation. His return was especially gratifying to Scott, because this time his brother John joined him. But before long John was struck down by fever. All alone, Peter buried his brother, and in the agony of those days recommitted himself to preaching the gospel in Africa. Yet again his health gave way and he had to return to England. How would he ever pull out of the desolation and depression of those days? He had pledged himself to God. But where could he find the strength to go back again to Af
sorry i havent been on very much lately. my internet at home is being really stupid so i can only get on once in a while and sometimes at work. im not ignoring any one just havent had much time online. but hope to get the internet at home working right again soon so i can be on more.
For My Cheries
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If U Wanna Know Me Ask
my name is mark from alton illinois i chat on here every other day if u have yahoo messenger look me up my_life_62002 I AM NOT ON HERE TO START SHIT SO IF U ARE LEAVE ME ALONE AND IF U ARE HERE AND NEED A FRIEND I AM HERE
Predominant Emotion Test
Your dominant emotion is FEAR You are easy to scare and tend to assume that others are out to get you. And they are... well, me at least. Take this quiz at
Belly Mcbutton
If you touch a broad's belly button just right.... she might let you touch it again.
My Face
my face forget my name forget my face forget the way my lips did taste forget the way u called my name forget the way we used to play the game walk away from me dont look back i hate you now remember the way u kissed me last was the taste of her on your lips still i hate the way u look at me when it was you who hurt me.. im tired of the the points you feel u have to make its your foreboding i have to shake i wanted u back once but now i know i think your a loser, worthless piece of flesh a liar a cheat lower then low this is final this i know
SO I got thsi lobotomy at this places for free hunderd dollars. and a coke. weeeeeeeeeeee! Scooby Doo = Worst Cartoon Ever
Crashes And Burns
what happened to me why am i even here there are thoughts in my mind but they seem so unclear where do i go where do i turn the only thing i feel are the crashes and burns and in this day its o so wrong to have flashes of rage and dispair all day long in my eyes there is a void and through this hatred is an angry gurl looking for a place to hide wanting to cry wanting to scream tired of people telling her things will get better ... its not that easy no one understands no one can see all the pain deep down inside of me no more goals the lack of hope and all my dreams up in smoke just let me go and be alone © Sorrow
Why do I feel so worthless? Why do I feel so cold? Why do I feel hated? By everyone I love. Why does my heart burn? From all this pain. Why do I feel ashamed? Why can't life be sustained? Why do I ask why? When I'll never get an answer. Why do I feel at all? Can't it all just go away? Please let it go away. ©Sorrow
As The Darkness Shines Bright
The night fills the sky. While the moon shines radiant light. Memories of her lover flow through her mind. Where did he go to? How did he disappear? Finally it had happened. Her biggest fear. As the darkness shines bright. Over the star lit sky. She thinks to herself. How could she have let this happen? Why? She lays her head in her hands to cry. Was every sweet and pure dream just a lie? He made her life complete. But now sadness she must defeat. She will grow stronger. With the memories left behind. As the darkness shines bright. In her mind he is near. And in her heart she has nothing to fear. ©Sorrow
Im Fire
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics) Fire DragonRage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Im A Libra
You are 80% Libra How Libra Are You?
What Vampire Personality Are You ?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Marius100%Dracula100%Blade75%Akasha75%Armand75%Deacon Frost67%Spike58%Angel50%Louis50%Lestat17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
You are the Hanged Man Self-sacrifice, Sacrifice, Devotion, Bound. With the Hanged man there is often a sense of fatalism, waiting for something to happen. Or a fear of loss from a situation, rather than gain. The Hanged Man is perhaps the most fascinating card in the deck. It reflects the story of Odin who offered himself as a sacrifice in order to gain knowledge. Hanging from the world tree, wounded by a spear, given no bread or mead, he hung for nine days. On the last day, he saw on the ground runes that had fallen from the tree, understood their meaning, and, coming down, scooped them up for his own. All knowledge is to be found in these runes. The Hanged Man, in similar fashion, is a card about suspension, not life or death. It signifies selflessness, sacrifice and prophecy. You make yourself vulnerable and in doing so, gain illumination. You see the world differently, with almost mystical insights. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
For My Fellow Lost Fans!
You Are Midnight You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?
Tag Line
Now accepting nominations for my tag line. Something to go after Matt B. Please keep it somewhat tasteful. Depending on how many I get I will either change it daily or weekly and also give you props for the idea. Get those creative juices flowing.
Same As The Last But Translated, Rammstein Wrote It
Looking for a well-built eighteen to thirty-year-old to be slaughtered The Master Butcher Today i will meet a gentleman He likes me so much he could eat me up soft things and even hard ones are on the menu Because you are what you eat and you know what it is It is my thing - no My thing - no Because that's my thing - no My thing - no
What Is My Sexual Style
You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft100%Sweet75%Hot50%Shy31%Wet25%Exciting25%Awkward13%Violent13%What is your sexual style?created with
Freezing Hands
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"
I Was Called Trash.....
to be used abused to point at 'the youth, the youth' oh look I tried to fill your shoes I tripped on the shoestrings and ate the dirt that is where I found you cowering in the corner with shit in your mouth and fake promises die you wretched fuck with the trash you try to burn
Won't You?
I am on my knees here guys. PLease comment bomb the hell outta me in the goddess contest. I need YOUR help. It would mean alot. I help yall out if you need me! BTW COmment bomb means a ton of comments more than one. Leave 10 20 or 100! I wanna be the CT Goddess!! Click the Geeky pic to VOTE
Gemini Dark Side Zodiac
your dark side zodiac GEMINI:You belong to the Fad-of-the-Month Club. You were the first kid on your block to have a hula hoop, a skateboard, or roller blades. You are also the first one to arrive in the Emergency Room with a broken bone, because you refused to wear protective gear. You have a hundred acquaintances but few friends. Probably because you spend half of your time talking behind their backs and the other half making eyes at their lovers.Gems make good writers, mimics, used-car salesmen, con artists, and magpies. You are also one of the psychic signs, but can't shut up long enough to practice your meditation exercises.You love to embellish the boring details of your life. What starts out as a trip to the grocery store becomes the day you spotted Elvis in the parking lot. When you confronted him, you discovered it wasn't the King after all -- it was Jimmy Hoffa.You do have a gift for imparting knowledge to others. On the playground you were the one who taught the oth
Just Another Day
Well today was ok I guess. We got just about all of our Christmas stuff up. The tree is up, the decor inside and out is up, and I'm as ready as I'll get. Now we just have to go Christmas shopping. The only thing that was wrong with today is it's the 6th week anni of losing my precious baby. I have been in almost tears just about all day. I was ok until I ran into an old friend at Walmart and his wife is almost 3 months pregnant. That is about what I would have been. Then it really hit me. I would be 16 weeks pregnant if I hadn't lost the baby. I really sux too. I was looking forward to feeling the baby move soon and finding out what it was. Sometimes life really fuckin sux! The only thing that I can do now is just keep trying and hope that the Dr doesn't raise hell if it's before Feb when I get pregnant again. I hope it is. It will suite me just fine if I was pregnant after the first cycle. I've already had it by the way. Well, guess I should go. I have my nephew and his gi
Wicked Bitch Of The 'tap
Come on Girls We are all a Little Evil! Create Your Glitter Text We Have all kinds of contests here on CT. King and Queen, Prince and Princess and lets not forget Gods and Godesses. Well I am tired of the wholesome images these contest promote. So I am holding the Wicked Bitch of the 'TAP. I wanna see who has what it takes to be a supervillianess. I am running the Evil Overlord contest at the same time! Femme fatale – usually a villainous woman who uses the malign power of sexuality in order to ensnare the hapless hero. There are many famous wicked bitches you can aspire to be like: Maleficient, Poison Ivy, Xena(she was bad before she was good), Cruella De Vil and Omarosa (hehe)! So my friends¡¦ Do you have what it takes to be CT¡¯s most successful Super Villainess? Message me if you want in the contest. It will run from Thursday at Noon on 10/23 to Sunday Noon on 10/26. The voting will be total number of comments and rates. Comments can be as many as you can get. I
I'm The Girl...........
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder,not because she is sleepy, but because she wants to be close to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars rather than inside your bedroom or some expensive resturant. I'm the girl who holds your hand and plays with it. I'm the girl who does not mind you playing with her hair. I'm the girl who makes jokes with your mom. I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for the reason on what you see in me. I'm the girl who ends a hug with a kiss. I'm the girl who will take care of you when you are sick. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything. I'm the girl who laughs at all your jokes. I'm the girl who will listen to you talk. I'm the girl who loves when you hug her for no apparent reason. I'm the girl who loves it when you hug her from behind or kiss her forehead. I'm the girl who loves you for you; and does not care what other people same about us. I'm the girl who will lo
Angel Knocking On The Door
There cam a frantic knock at the doctor's office door, A knock, more urgent than he had ever heard before. "Come in, Come in," the impatient doctor said, "Come in, Come in, before you wake the dead." In walked a frieghtened little girl, a child no more than nine. It was plain to see, she had troubles on her mind. "Oh doctor, I beg you, please come with me, My mother is surely dying, she's as sick as she can be." "I don't make house calls, bring your mother here." "But she too sick, so you must come or she will die I fear." The doctor, touched by her devotion, decided he would go. She said he would be blessed, morethan he could know. She lead him to her house where her mother laid in bed. Her mother was so very sick, she couldn't raise her head. But her eyes cried out for help and help the doctor did. She would have died that very night had it not been for her kid. The doctor got her fever down and she lived through the night. And morning brought the doctor signs, that
Some Day My Prince Will Come
some one will love me someday.....and some day some one will keep me and be with me forever......but i dont know how many days i have left.......i was diagnosed with Cervical Cancer......and now the biggest thing im worried aout is never finding my soulmate.....its the truest for of unfairness.....
The Best Nick Show ever! This is a full epi... Enjoy!! And Yes Im weird OK? Im a geek and I admit it!
i blog all over the web, under the name wilcifer, you can find me on live journal under that name as well as myspace, though my blog their is on my band's page for some reason people seem to like reading what i write. most of the time it's just my bored ramblings about life's frustrations , so if are bored here you go this weekend started with me going to my tattoo appt, my artist was tired so it got pushed back, to who knows but with free you can really get leverage,'s actually a long project we started back in june, my number of beast sleeve, i went out to several shows last week, she wants revenge, converge and katatonia,so i was pretty over going out went to a friends and fell asleep watching on demand , got out of their bed at 2 or so, then got the day started , ran a feew errands went to o.t.o mass and was supposed to meet up with someone to go see imogen heap but our wires got crossed ended up going to bed at 11, the subway metaball sub took
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At A U-2 Concert. . .
At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence; "Well, stop fucking doing it then dude."
New Preacher In Town
A new preacher was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." "A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Proverbs.17:22)
I Will Need A Charge!
Hey all, Well as much as I hate to admit it, my batteries will be running low on blitz Friday. I am working at Wal-mart from 2pm until 11pm Tuesday and Wednesday. Thursday includes a six hour round trip drive to celebrate Thanksgiving and then on that dreaded Friday I work 5am until 10am. I guess it sucks to be me! Anyone else in same boat as me?
2 All My Family!
Poem Destruction Of The Heart
Destruction Of The Heart By T.L Ford Ripping through hearts like a tornado Tearing down everything Leaving nothing Destruction Saddness Saddness to fill a river Tears to fill the deapest ocean Lifeless smiles Fake laughter Slammed doors Hateful words Broken hearts Broken into a million unfixable pieces Just like a tornado So quickly But so slow Just like that Its over....
Fuck The Haterz And The Drama Queens & Kings!
Please Don't Go!
When I joined the crazy place back in July, one of the first people I added was Mr.Rush. I remember i added him because of all the shrek stuff on his profile. I know theres a buncha drama goin on regarding him and another friend. I just wanna tell Rush that he rawks and if he leave I will be a very sad princess. This place is nothing to me without the old timers especially my "family" members! So here to you Rock Star King...You kick ass never forget it! The Proclaimers I'm on my way I'm on my way from misery to happiness today I'm on my way from misery to happiness today I'm on my way to what I want from this world And years from now you'll make it to the next world And everything that you receive up yonder Is what you gave to me the day I wandered I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday I took the road that brought me to your home town I took the bus to streets that I could walk down I walked
A Thousand Times, No.
Bambi is NOT a good name for a boy. Particularly a mammal who is one day destined to rule as Prince of the Forest.
Why Do We Feel?
Why do we feel? Why are feelings so important, why do we hate, why do we like, why are we shy, why are we talkitive, why are happy, why are we sad, why do we feel good, why do we feel bad, why do we feel pain, what are feelings? only an electric impulse to the brain. Johnathen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum
Really Pissed
i am really pissed off right now. my wife upped and quit her job today right befor the holidays and right after we got a new morgage on the house. money is so tight right now that we cant affornd not to have her paycheck. and she does not even want to get another job right away, she wants to take some time off. so we are just going to get further behind in the bills.
Sounds Like Work...
Can you really get a job blowing on things? It just sounds too simple. All these people keep going on and on about "blow" jobs... I don't get it.
Walking Away
Exceedingly Abundant Grace For Transformation
Exceedingly Abundant Grace for Transformation And I thank Christ Jesus our Lord who has enabled me, because He counted me faithful, putting me into the ministry... And the grace of our Lord was exceedingly abundant. (1 Timothy 1:12, 14) The grace of God is "much more" than our sin and our failure. It is "much more" than our personal inadequacy. It is "much more" than our comprehension of it. God's grace is "much more" than necessary to radically change our lives. In the limitless resources of God, there is exceedingly abundant grace for transformation. The Apostle Paul is a distinctive example of this transforming grace of God. The Lord took him from religious vanity into spiritual service. Paul was grateful for this work of grace. "And I thank Christ Jesus our Lord who has enabled me, because He counted me faithful, putting me into the ministry." God is the one who puts us into ministry. Consequently, for every arena of service we are given, it is appropriate to express tha
Today Does Not Have To Be A Drag!
Nsfw ?? Wtf!! Verbal Abuse Ok Tho?? Again Wtf!!! And The Army Grows !!!!! Wake Up !!! Take Notice We The People Who You Aree Wanting To Stay Hear Are
To All My Little Cherries..
Happy Thanksgiving... I am thankful for all my friends who read this. I am Thankful for my husband I am Thankful for my family I am Thankful for my life now I am Thankful for my blessings from God. Thank you Cherry Tap For such wonderful friends. Bless and protect all the soldiers in the world. And may they come home to their families. Thank you again, RedMex Shelia
Thanksgiveing Ohhhhh Bah Hummmbug
Ok I started to have a good day til I was told not to bother going to a feast of all feast. Because I sholdnt regaurd them as family anymore. Sorry to all I HAD TO WORK.... Im still at work. Boaring as hell but shit it pays my bills and at this point I do have alot of them. I didnt get the whole turkey or stuffing or even the trimmings today either. Kinda sucks Im hungry and havent ate. OHHHHH I had a couple donuts today and a slice of pizza. OH ya thats a thanksgiveing feast right there.
Dying Inside
You shoot at my heart, You hit it! It stops! It starts again. You only wound it. Take this knife and finish it. This pain is too much to handle Use my tears to cleanes your soul, Farewell!!!
Thoughts/feelings/actions Conversation
{me}: too many couples end up on opposite sides of the table, with their relationship a tug-of-war between them. every single point becomes a battle where one has to win and one has to lose. :( {her}: im sick of the battle i really am {me}: feelings come and go, and unless he ACTS on his feelings, then it doesn't manifest as love - see the difference? love isn't love unless it appears in reality. that separates the SAYING of "I love you" from the actual DOING of love. {me}: "he says" - what are his ACTIONS consistently over time. Do his actions say "selfish" or "love" Looking ONLY at reality with no justifications - what does he do FOR YOU that isn't meeting a felt want of his at the moment that means he loves you. {her}: if a gf came to me for advise id tell her to get the hell even stand by friends have done that for me but they say im a lost cause now cos im a fool to myself...i know it but i cant change it {me}: you *can* change it, it just isn't wo
updating my blogs around the web and then get to some real writing, need to get some some to the agent thnaksgiving was food, long periods of nodding along to coverations i was not present for, went to burkharts, the best way to shake off some of my friends is to go to a gay bar, the self absorbed strippers i normally hang with crave constant attention from the opposite sex so a gay bar is like kryptonite to them
My All...know It!
When I Love I love hard I give it my all expecting no less in return Don't be afraid if it seems I can't live without you Don't run if it appears that I'll die if Im not around you When my heart finds her hunt, loyal is what she'll remain Giving her all Wanting your all And expecting no less in return When I love I love with my All
Thanksgiving Festivities
Okay so i had to celebrate thanksgiving 3 TIMES!! The first thanksgiving took place at my moms around noon. My mom was really peeved because noone else showed up and/ i only ate a half of plate of food but thats because I knew what i had to do next. Next I went to a church friends place in Monks Corner and ate there at 2 pm. GOsh it was sooo good i mean the food....and the deserts were so deliousous and homemade!! Next we left there about 4..and got home in a whopping time of a 4:30ish. I called my mom and we left there and went to my sisters for the finale of thanksgiving....yes More turkey..lots of veggies and more deliousous homemade deserts! ALong with my moms famous Lemon Mirangue pie! I did my best not to STUFF myself silly..i was just nicely full by the end of the day....I ate 3 times yesterday but thats not bad really. My dad is old and cranky but I tried not to let that spoil my thanksgiving feasts!!
Make This Quick
bidding you all a good night and pleasant dreams! (great album by the way for those fortunate enough to own) i have enjoyed all of todays crazy adventures and look forward to seeing you all tomorrow! can you tell me how to get to sesame street? rioCourtesy of
If You Believe In Miracles You Will Pass This On...i Did!
This went around last Christmas, but I am sending it on again. It still brings the tears. Christmas Miracle Take the time to read this. It is a great story. Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin.. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and
I Love Urban Legends...
There's nothing better to pass the time when you can't sleep... This section of is the best :) There's also Crime Library which is like OMFGBBQ!!!!one!!1!! Creepy and awesome and crazy and sweet altogether (and sometimes I wonder why my mother constantly tells me I'm macabre).
I'm flying to germany today and I just wanted to let you all know that I'm not gonna be on here that often in the next few weeks. My moms computer isn't working and I will have to go over a friends house to get online! I will def miss you guys! Wish you great Holidays!
Your little girl looks up to you Wherever you may go You're not just my father, Dad, you're my hero You have been there Since I was a kid You know everything I said And everything I did Whenever I need you You always understand I've always thought you were perfect With the world in your hands It never matters what it is Whatever I say or do You are always there right by my side With my problems I always come to you I could never keep anything from you Nor could I ever lie When I tell you all my faults You never ask me why Happy, Sad, Depressed, Upset You've been there for all the moods You've somehow learned to put up with Some of my know-it-all attitudes In my eyes you are always right Never are you wrong Somehow you have this thing with me Where we always get along When I am upset, or mad at the world You know exactly how to respond That's because you are my dad With that certain special bond You know exactly what to say
Keeping Women Happy
Keeping women happy In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It's her cat (-50) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side the entire party (0) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2) Named Tina (-4) Tina is a dancer (-6) Tina has s
I Come To Realize (poem)
I'm alone and empty you are my happiness being with you makes the days go faster the night longer hold you in my arms i come to realize when i see you, you brighten up my day when your not around i miss you when your around i still miss but i know your there the thought of losing you is tearin me apart being with you makes my hole and the emptyness inside me gone i come to realize when im with you nothing else matters its like the world has stopped and it revoles around us for the moment then sometimes i get scared and i do things that hurt us then i come to realize that not what i want cause it makes me empty and alone then i come to realize i feel deep down i love you but im scared i dont wanna get hurt so i push it deep inside me and denie i feel this way then i come to realize it hurts more doing this then just letting you know the way i feel then i come to realize they one thing im scared of is love it hurts when it dont
So Today Is...
One of those days that I sit and poke around the computer, and listen to my music... Repeating the same song.... Over and over and over and over and over I dunno what that says about me, but today it's been 3 songs: Through Glass - Stone Sour Disturbed - Land of Confusion Lightning Crashes - Live
..Time holds all regrets in his mighty hand for you to see. He is a darkness so black and bold that he consumes your very being. You try to run and hide but no matter where you go he finds you. Time is the enemy, so strong and deadly. You can try and fight but what's the use, eventually he conquers you and binds you to his massive body and there you are for eternity, his slave. At his beck and call to fullfil his evil wishes at which he draws so much pleasure from. Time my evil master I am here at your feet begging you to set me free. It seems though the more I beg the tighter the chains that bind me to you become.
Three songs that happened conseculatively on the radio.... Lovesong By: The Cure Don't Fear The Reaper By: Blue Oyster Cult That I'd Love To Tell You Why song By: The Beatles. Wow. That is really a fucking depressing line up. It's a let's break out the razorblades, sleeping pills and vodka time. It's music to suicide to!! *Sighs* Still not something you need to hear when PMS paranoia will make you jump to all sorts of weird shit. I'm going to bed.
Are You Addicted To Love?
You Are 55% Addicted to Love Might as well face it, you're addicted to love. You've been a fool for love many times - but are you the wiser for it? Your needs should come first, both in and out of relationships. Because you're the only one who can look out for yourself! Are You Addicted to Love?
Sexual Nickname(must Be Cause My Other Heads Bald)lol
randy's sexual nickname: "The Bald-Headed Champ" Take this quiz at
Heh. I'm A Sexualgenius!
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Are You Naughty Or Nice
Are You Naughty or Nice? A Touch of EvilOuch! You're one bad girl, but maybe you like it that way. Just be sure you know all the consequences of being a complete jerk.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Heart Broken
Sometimes I wonder about what will come next Where will my life turn when it seems to stall? When is the next time I will smile again? and how will I get up, should I fall? Happiness fills me with a touch of sadness. By that I mean I know it can't last. Beauty decays, laughter subsides When will the stones be cast? Tragedy can be measured by the amount of happiness taken away Elusion is our only protection As we fall victim to its prey So when I've reached a fork in life's road and the choices are many or few. I follow the one that leads away from misfortune Thats all I can really do When life is good You have to hold it in your hand You have to close your eyes You have to breathe it in! Happiness may end While tragedy begins Today is the beginning Is tomorrow the end? This is Too All The Woman That Have Been Hurt!!!
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I Was Born To Shine!
„» Everybody is uniek! „º everyone knows! But still, some just don't understand, Some just don¡¦t know why there here, En I think that¡¦s really sad! I was born to shine! And I will shine! Everyday! With a smile on my face! I¡¦m happy and I¡¦ll shine trought the days! And hoping that people will shine like I do! Cause I know that you have to smile to life! Cause in the end it will be worth it!
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Boy Trouble.. And A Girl Whos Ass Is Going To Be Kicked The Shit Out Of...
you know what.. im sick of it.. finally i found a guy i think actually likes me! gives me his class ring.. great kisser.. so comfertable to lay on.. and something went totally wrong.. i dont know what it was.. or who the fuck caused it.. but i was finally fucking happy and it went to shit! I fucking blame Joys dumbass.. derick dont relize this but joy didnt give a fuck about derick until me and him started talking and she got all fucking jealous threw a fucking fit and i think shes getting her way.. she says she fucking loves him when i know she doesnt.. she just thinks she does because me and him are 'together'.. god im going to beat her fucking ass.. stupid ass fucking blonde dont know what the fuck shes getting herself into... i really do fucking love derick.. i really do.. and joy dont fucking care as long as she gets her fucking way its all fucking oddles!.. well FUCK HER... you know what.. i do want to keep derick but if its going to be where i dont talk to him for a week and he
Whats Up
hey guys and gals. i am really new to this so if you visit my page and happen to read this please add me as a friend, rate me a 10 or just check out my pictures.
My Location
I just wanted to see how many people here are from FL. Well, me, I'm from Jacksonville
24 Hours With Me
If you had 24 hours alone with me locked in your room, What would you do with Me? Post your response and repost this in your own blog! ... You might be surprised with the responses
"tim Mcgraw" - Taylor Swift
You said the way my blue eyes shined, Put those Georgia stars to shame that night I said: "That's a lie" Just a boy in a Chevy truck, That had a tendency of gettin' stuck, On backroads at night An' I was right there beside him all summer long An' then the time we woke up to find that summer'd gone But when you think: Tim McGraw, I hope you think my favorite song The one we danced to all night long: The moon like a spotlight on the lake When you think happiness, I hope you think: "That little black dress" Think of my head on your chest, An' my old faded blue jeans When you think Tim McGraw, I hope you think of me September saw a month of tears, An' thankin' God that you weren't here, To see me like that But in a box beneath my bed, Is a letter that you never read, From three summers back It's hard not to find it all a little bitter sweet, An' lookin' back on all of that, it's nice to believe: When you think: Tim McGraw, I hope
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"bring Me To Life" - Evanescence
"Bring Me To Life" (feat. Paul McCoy) how can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you down into my core where I’ve become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold until you find it there and lead it back home (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) bid my blood to run (I can’t wake up) before I come undone (Save me) save me from the nothing I’ve become now that I know what I’m without you can't just leave me breathe into me and make me real bring me to life (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) bid my blood to run (I can’t wake up) before I come undone (Save me) save me from the nothing I’ve become Bring me to life (I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside) Bring me to life frozen inside without your touch without your love darli
WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PRAY Ro 8:26 In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us with groans that words cannot express. 1Co 14:2 For anyone who speaks in a tongue does not speak to men but to God. Indeed, no one understands him; he utters mysteries with his spirit. 1Co 14:4-5a He who speaks in a tongue edifies himself, but he who prophesies edifies the church. I would like every one of you to speak in tongues 1Co 14:14 For if I pray in a tongue, my spirit prays, but my mind is unfruitful. 1Co 14:15 So what shall I do? I will pray with my spirit, but I will also pray with my mind; I will sing with my spirit, but I will also sing with my mind. 1Co 14:16-17 If you are praising God with your spirit, how can one who finds himself among those who do not understand say "Amen" to your thanksgiving, since he does not know what you are saying? You may be giving thanks well enough,
Poetic Intercourse
I had sex with poetry last night in a dim lit setting fit for admiring the muscle's that faded off the candle light perfect in every way was his undress and beautiful was his bare nakedness tender was his love as he express to me his poetic intercourse kisses faded into your lips as mine disappeared hands rushing on bare skin pulling at our most sensitive spots our hearts beating as one our bodies creating this sexual ball as if the juice's we form became one with self on the road to his poetic intercourse I'm thirsty for you and all you want to share with me our tongues and fingers intertwine legs in a bind our souls reaching out to each other on our journey to his poetic intercourse dreams was made that night a new me and you was created that night as we shared ourselves with each other we created a beautiful poem with our love we wrote into this sweet enduring sexual scribe with his poetic intercourse we shaped our hearts around
Live Webcam Cumshot : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another LC cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam, with Yahoo. I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :) Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Note: You don't need a webcam (but let me know if you have one) Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) - More Skin album - Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy
Why I Dislike Organized Religion
Man Pleads Not Guilty to Foot Kissing Nov 29, 4:30 PM (ET) LORAIN, Ohio (AP) - A former Roman Catholic school principal accused of kissing three male students' feet has pleaded not guilty to charges of sexual imposition. Robert Holloway, 50, the former principal at St. Anthony of Padua School in Lorain entered the plea Monday in Lorain Municipal Court. He also pleaded not guilty to charges of unauthorized use of public property. Police Sgt. Mark Carpentiere said foot fetish material was found on two school computers seized from Holloway's office despite the educator's claims he did not have a foot fetish. Holloway resigned as principal in the spring after the 14-year-old students and their parents reported the foot-kissing to police. Holloway told authorities that the kissing was pay-up for a bet over a student-teacher volleyball game. He paid each student $15 and kissed their feet 50 times in the school's library and gym. Holloway's attorney, Carmen Roberto of Akro
Taking The Good With The Bad...
** This blog is old, (april 8, 2006), but it will show you were i've come from** This pysio regiment is starting to take its toll on me. The physiotherapy is not what is hard; I can deal with that. What is bothering me is the isolation from people. At work, I had people around me all day, even if I never talk to a single person. For me I am home all alone, with only my puppy to keep me company... and you can only talk to a dog for so This need to be around people is starting to affect my thinking. I want to get out which mean breaking with my physio routine...Now do not worry I will not, but my concentration is not as strong as it was when I started. But on a brighter note, I am starting to see results though... I have been walking around my house, which still takes a lot of energy, but it is becoming easier, and I seem to be able to push myself further. I have even gone to the point of telling my family and friends that I will not be using my wheelchair when at t
Written in 1997 (long time ago) I hate you so much, for what you did to us. you'll never know how much it hurts me. You might as well just leave us be. I'll always hate you for what you've done, To me and your son.
to many fucking questions. to many scenarios, to many possibilities, just to much shit. I don't know how to deal with this information, i do not act like this, i am not a weakling, yet, for some reason, i seem to be loosing me evil edge. why must i become weak like the rest of these morons that run this planet? how many more times does my brain have to scream before its ok to introduce it to a bullet? when is it appropriate to kill ones self? is it ever, or not at all? no, that is the cowards answer, and i will not die a coward. tis a shame that murder is illegal, as is suicide....and it is also the only crime you can be punished for even after you fail. oh well, i suppose i should just accept my fate, but why? born to loose live to win right? perhaps motorhead is right, perhaps not, but it is a nice thought. I have spent my life in such a way that i have not learned the things i suppose i should have, i was always to busy with homework to learn how to properly interect with people f
Pissed Off And Venting
aka being called a Hypocrite. How often in our daily lives do we see people being a hypocrite? If you didn't realize it before take a look around you. How about that doctor of yours that you might catch smoking who just lectured you on taking better care of your body. What about the cop who is crooked and takes a bribe when they are supposed to be protecting the public? There is always the big one, the person who goes to church every Sunday and sits in the pew and listens and believes everything said by the Preacher and how they have such high and righteous morals and beliefs because they go to church but then you find out that they cheat on their spouse or beat their kids or something that is far from righteous. Hypocrites live all around us. Are you one of them? I think there is some part of all of us that has at one time gone against what we put out to everyone to see.
Deleting Account Tonight
I'm deleting this account tonight if you wish to stay friends here is my new accountLOST SOUL@ CherryTAP Send me a friend request with a reason why if your not already one of my friends there Erin
Thought You Gals Might Like This
Thought you gals might like this You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine" (Be prepared to get watery eyes!) Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown, Tennessee! In time, the labor pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery, and Karen found herself in hours of labor. Would a C-section be required? Finally, after a long struggle, Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition. With a sir
Yo, Ho!
I'm not saying you're a whore... I'm just saying I want my money back.
All You
These feelings running through my veins.... what do they all mean? I really want to know! This isn't puppy love, I have experienced that before... no, this is something more. I love our moments, I love our talks! I cherish it all. Where would I be if you never said "get at me" I probably wouldn't be as happy as I am now... i can tell you that! Please do tell me... am I wrong for feeling this way? How do you feel? I know we tell each other all the time, but I wanna hear it again... I wanna hear it until the day I can wrap my arms around you tight! I wanna know that I am doing it right.. making the right choice.... My choice is you baby! ~xoxo~
17 Signs You Love Someone! Lol
i changed it! lol SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile/picture constantly. SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their texts or IMs over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever you're/they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats fast and slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice or hear about them. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, all you see is him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You love their hugs more than anything. FIVE: You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about him/her. FOUR: You would do anything for them, or anything to see them. THREE: While reading this
I went tot the guns & roses show tonoght and damn! What an experience! 1st the only one of the 4 opening bands that was even worth a fuck was Sabastian Bach, for the obvious reasons, then gnr showed up 1&1/2 hours late which made it 12:30am before we could even get a glimps at the band that is now GUNS AND ROSES. I'll have to say that they kicked all forms of ass from the amout that I saw them, you see, I had to leave the show "early" due to the fact that I can't stay up for 24 hours any more because either I'm getting old or I actually work too hard to do this young kid thing any more. There was one thing that kicked ass other than the band, The SUICIDE GIRLS!!!!! Damn they're hot!they were the other opening entertainment, and entertaining they were! All in all, it wasn't a bad show, but these bands out there now could use to sharpen there skills a little more before gowing out in front of a few thousand people and sucking so bad.
Medical School
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The second most important quality! is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
Come On Over And.... Vote for my loves pic.Go give him mad love.
I am alone, so very alone I hurt, so very bad I am ignored, just thrown aside I am security, for others to have I am lonely, there is no one close, no one sees the pain I cry, hope is gone I am alone, and no one knows
Grenade Training...
This One Speaks For Itself
Did Flav Pick The Right One Lemme Know
  Did Flava pick the correct female??????????
Cum Mmm Show Me Some Luvs And Vote For Me Please!!
Betty F'in Crocker
K so I baked Yesterday. I made Pizelles, Peanut Butter hershey kiss cookies, Choc chip,Banana bread, pumpkin bread AND Cranberry orange bread. And still have to make fudge,spritz cookies, sugar cookie, gingerbread men, oatmeal cookies and choch pretzels. Call me fucking Betty Crocker!! Its gonna snow tomorrow! Yipee. Unfortunately it may mean delayed or no school which is not so Yipee! What else? Im sure ill think of sumtin later sooooo stayed tuned! EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONITE!
Life Stinks...
My life the past month has been misserable as hell. I have been very sick and on top of everything else last week my brother got into a really bad car accident and almost died. The christmas hoildays are not going to be fun this year. I havent been online because i havent wanted to do very much here lately. I hope you all are doing alright, miss and love all my friends, but life right now for me is at its worst.
Today's Promise From The Bible John 15:10
Today's Promise from the Bible John 15:10 If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love. Reflection Obedience is very important in the kingdom of God. Christ begins this conditional statement by stating that those who are obedient to His commands will abide in His love. Then Christ refers to the ultimate example by comparing this principle with the relationship that He has with His Father. Obedience results with a promise of a supreme reward: the abiding in Christ's infinite and eternal love.
Die Schlümpfe
My Kiss ?
You're a Freaky Kisser When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?
I Want To Believe. .
July 1947 Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the Federal Government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, roughly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born. I hope that this information has cleared up a lot of things that have been troubling you.
Cellphones Safe?
Taken from: FBI taps cell phone mic as eavesdropping tool By Declan McCullagh, and Anne Broache, CNET Published on ZDNet News: December 1, 2006, 2:20 PM PT * ZDNet Tags: Privacy, * Mobile/wireless, The FBI appears to have begun using a novel form of electronic surveillance in criminal investigations: remotely activating a mobile phone's microphone and using it to eavesdrop on nearby conversations. The technique is called a "roving bug," and was approved by top U.S. Department of Justice officials for use against members of a New York organized crime family who were wary of conventional surveillance techniques such as tailing a suspect or wiretapping him. Nextel cell phones owned by two alleged mobsters, John Ardito and his attorney Peter Peluso, were used by the FBI to listen in on nearby conversations. The FBI views Ardito as one of the most powerful men in the Genovese family, a major part of the nati
My First "real" Snow.
So mid-missouri didn't get much snow last year, but this year started off with a great 18" snow... I really enjoyed having to DIG my f*ckin car out of the snow... and scrape 1" of ICE off of it... Nothing against the snow, but I'd rather just be able to play in it when I want than live in it...
Lol - New Christmas Video/ Song
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The Top 10 Unintentionally Worst Company Urls:
1. A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is……… 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at 5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: 7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is 9. Then, of course, there are these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: 10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
Quiz Time
Create your own friendquiz here..
Just Wanted To Say...
If ur within the sound(metaphorically) of my blog, everyone have a happy and safe holidays, it just started snowin up here, and i know theres gonna be a buncha accidents. So like i said everyone be safe, a have a great holiday whichever one u celebrate.
Blue Balls Awareness
And Get This One Outta Yer Head!
Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion At the Copa....they fell in love (Copa Copacabana) His name was Rico, he wore a diamond He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there And when she finished, he called her over But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two There was blood and a single gun shot But just who shot who? At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana Music and passion were always t
What Story Do Your Eyes Tell?
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100%Eyes full of Pain50%Diamond Eyes42%Mysterious25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
I'm Goober Chickensquirt
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie < BR>u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dink y z = zippy
The Wonder Years
Prolly My Fave show ever!
When I Die...
After you die...Heaven After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel. Take this quiz at
She Don't Use Jelly...
The Flaming Lips!
See the pretty girl, in the pretty dress. such a pretty life, such a pretty mess... prety little fingers, pretty little toes. funny that she cries, funny that she knows... pretty little lips, pretty little skin. ever such a child, she has been hurt again. In her pretty eyes, there's a deep distress. There was a pretty heartbreak that left her a pretty mess. He was a pretty rebel, he was a pretty boy. he was her pretty world, but she was his pretty toy. She loved her pretty man with all her pretty heart And on the day he left her, it tore her heart apart. Now our pretty heroine In her pretty dress Takes up her pretty little knife and dies a pretty death.
A Vanished Friend
A Vanished Friend Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. So everyone that gets this will hopefully remember thier frinds this Chreistmas, both mew and old friends that you havent seen in a while. I hope and wish from the bottom of my heart that you a
Wen. Not A Good Day Either.
omg so lets just say today aint a good day. so here goes. i got my 10 yr old step daughter today right bc shes home from school sick and her biological mother is sick. so about 2pm today she comes up stairs where im at and asks can she have a bake potatoe like we had last night. i said ok hun go a head she knows where they are at. now im thinking shes asking me for one of the left overs we had bc she like cold food for some reason. well just a lil bit ago i start smelling a funky smell and she comes running up the stairs screaming "HEATHER HEATHER THE KITCHEN IS SMOKING!!!" im like WHAT THE FUCK!! and now i cant run bc of a metal rod thats in my leg from a couple of yrs back but i go flying down the stairs to see my entire down stairs is covered in smoke! i go running in the kitchen and the microwave is on fire and smoke is flying out of it. so running to the fire exstinguisher to put the fire out and omg she had put a raw potatoe in the microwave and burnt it till it caught fire! im l
Disposable Society
*I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GRAND* Three years ago I was looking to rent a room in a house owned by a French woman. I’ve never been to France so I asked her how it was different from this country. She pointed to the roll of paper towels in the kitchen and said, “In this country everything is disposable, just like paper towels. Paper towels are everywhere. Back home we use cloth towels, wash them, and then use them again. Here there is so much waste, people just don’t care.” It used to be that you buy something, it breaks, and you get it fixed. But that’s not how it works anymore. Now when something breaks you throw it away and get a new one. I see this with digital cameras. I’ve broken a few and mailed it to the company to get it repaired. But people I know just break theirs and buy the newest, more expensive model with the half-inch bigger LCD screen. It’s easier to enter a credit card number on some web site then to take the time to call a number, fill out pape
Well the day is working out nicly and I have to grab something to eat then hit practice..House work and things are filling my day after all my workouts.. Im feeling better today and talked with a dear friend I haven't seen in months.. Still looking for an advanced percussion player who teaches still no luck lots of numbers and emails but none work ..Its kind of frustating.. All the members have been found for my guys who needed a singer but I'm still keeping the add up in case this one can't pull it off.. Life is good but frustrating lol have a great day!!
50 Cent Is A Pussy!
This Guy deserves an MTV, BET, and and American Music Award for this song!
Ding Fries Are Done!
Ok Jelly....this Is For U
This Is A Joke
ya know what i made a shit thing like this an @ most 4 ppl on my list ready so i am going to start deleteing bc/ ya can get off this retard site ne other way so give it a few an the i am off so in short fuck all ya all an the few i talk to ya have my msn
But I Like Da Cookie!
Agenda For The Democratic National Convention 2008
7:00 PM: Opening flag burning. 7:15 PM: Pledge of allegiance to U.N. 7:30 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:30 - 8:00 PM: Nonreligious prayer & worship -- Jessie Jackson & Al Sharpton. 8:00 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 PM: Ceremonial tree hugging. 8:15- 8:30 PM: Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding. 8:30 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:35 PM: Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon. 9:00 PM: Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac 9:15 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:20 PM: Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund 9:30 PM: Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay -- Sean Penn 9:40 PM: Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton 9:45 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 9:50 PM: Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore 9:55 PM: Ted Kennedy propose
Legendary Arthur
Name. The name Arthur may be (and according to K. H. Jackson certainly is) a form of Artorius, a Roman gens name, but, according to J. D. Bruce, it is possibly of Celtic origin, coming from artos viros (bear man) - see The Marriage of King Arthur and Guinevere. Welsh arth gwyr (T. R. Davies). Bruce also suggests the possibility of a connection with Irish art (stone). Life. An outline of the hero's life is given by Geoffrey of Monmouth (twelfth century) in his Historia Regum Brittaniae - History of the Kings of Britain. Just how much of this life was Geoffrey's invention and how much was culled from traditional material is uncertain. He tells us that King Arthur was the son of Uther and defeated the barbarians in a dozen battles. Subsequently, he conquered a wide empire and eventually went to war with the Romans. He returned home on learning that his nephew Mordred had raised the standard of rebellion and taken Guinevere, the queen. After landing, his final battle took place.
Candle Link
Vote For Me Please ....
Ive signed up to be in a commercial and need as many peoples votes that i can possibly get in order to be in this Shoot.. If everyone could goto And vote for me it would be very much appreciated Thanks Everyone
A Christmas [tree] Story
The other night, Kyle (my son) and I went to get our Christmas tree. The last 7 years, it's been pretty easy because we lived in a house with normal ceilings so I knew exactly what size to get, etc. But in May I bought a much bigger house and the living room has raised ceilings. Here's where my stupidity comes in...I guessed the ceilings were 14 feet. The key word in that sentence is "guessed." Anyway, so this year, Kyle and I are "doing it up" more much than usual. He's really been into the holiday spirit more so than the past couple years. I think the pain of the loss of his mother, now that it's been three years, is much easier for him to bear during the holiday time and, after all, he's a kid and how can you not love Christmas as a kid? First we started with the gingerbread house. However, we should more appropriately call it the 'San Andreas Gingerbread House" because after Kyle and I got done making it, it has enough cracks, a messed up roof and falling candy pie
The Weekend..
Well it here another weekend and Im going to dinner with friends then I sure I will come home ...Tried to go play the drums but I nearly coughed up a lung so I hit the electric's and I was fine for an hour then the same thing happened so I guess I better just take it easy. Two more days and I have to go back to work ..I hope everyone has a great day and a wonderful weekend!! ROCK ON!!
Tomahawk-rape This Day
You're the only one I've ever told That I will rape this day Got to walk the talk A swarm to tell And I will hate this day Sporting the name brands Clothes make the man And I will rape this day This heart won't break It ain't pumpin' kool-aid I've got a fighting chance You know you promised me the last dance I'm like a knot in time This fat 24 is all mine Nothing but moans and blood From my blood comes my love You cannot eat just one Die from annihilation So soon it cuts off the sheets Until you stand behind your hammer of hair I'm gonna rape this day Rape this day This is the real mouth So wait up and fly south And I will rape this day I'll blow it all around I'll eat it until my eyes turn brown And I will pinch and tear And pull and catch you right there I plan on jerking straight Until I'm pretty bruised and cat scratched I'll rail, rake on your neck But who will cry or complain Compared to the brain Are you following me? I'm gonna rape
Do Not........
Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conductive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." -Buddha
Just Blogging
Work has been driving me crazy... I've missed all my LC friends.. I'm relived I can slow down for a bit now that things are getting better...
How Much Life Experience Do You Have?
You've Experienced 72% of Life You have all of the life experience that most adults will ever get. And unless you're already in your 40s, you're probably wise beyond your years.How Much Life Experience Do You Have?
How Honest Are You?
I usually try to warn people, "If you can't handle an answer that you don't like, please please do not ask me." Famous story told on me by friends: One of my friend's wives asked if the jeans made her butt look big. My unthinkingly honest assessment (followed quickly by an apology (sigh)) was, "No your butt makes your butt look big, the jeans just compact it." You Are Very Honest You tell it like it is, no matter what. Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out. And while some may get hurt by your honesty... At least everyone knows where you stand!How Honest Are You?
What Is Your Eq?
Third possibility: I'm not lying and I'm just me. Your EQ is 153 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
Smoking Gun...
My Knight In Shining Armor...
I recently met someone here on the tap..and I can honestly say that he's become my best friend..borderline only real friend. He's the sweetest person to talk to, and can really tell when I need to talk..and the sad part about it is..he's thousands of miles away, or might as well be.... He saved me the other day...I was so down and upset..and he actually took the time to call and make sure that I was ok..let me cry on his that's what a friend is actually listen, and feel your pain and try to understand what you're going through..granted, sometimes it doesn't always happen that thanks to him and his life is much better... I just wanted to post this so that others out there will know that this is more than just a place to get a's also a place to make "real friends"...and when he reads this..He will know who it is... I LUV YA!!! Thanks for everything...
Squirrel Problem
There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town: The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church, The Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels . One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.. In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week. The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back. But
Let's Talk About Clothes And Fashion For Guys.
I am not a trendsetter. You won't typically find me in any of the strange runway fashions you see today nor do I expect anyone else to wear them. However, people have lost the concept of "then" and "now." I know a lot of 30 something people (well and 20 somethings, 40 somethings, etc.) who unfortunately have not been able to leave the 80's (and other long gone decades) behind. This blog is for you. 1) Mullets are out. I don't care if you still love Motley Crue. You can love Motley Crue and not sport a mullet. Two decades later, they still have not come back. Quit trying. 2) I hate black jeans, especially faded black jeans. Even more so, please don't wear black jeans with light colored shoes, ESPECIALLY white tennis shoes. Totally out. 3) Oh my gosh, never before in my life have I met more men who wear socks with sandals than I have in Eugene. Stop doing that! 4) Clothing with cartoon characters should have stopped in elementary school. I may love Mickey Mouse but I don't wa
From the L.A. Times 1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages. 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border. 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal. 9. 21 radio stations in L.A. are Spanish speaking. 10. In L.A. County 5.1 million people speak English,
Please Vote For Me
I Made A Vow And Failed
THE TWO Bitter sweet tears run down my face for love of the two I can't replace my longing to hold them still unfulfilled my desire to be near them leaves me chilled casualties in this protracted fight left out of the whole it isn't right how do we weigh the cost of love how do we take it when push comes to shove Fighting a battle with human pawns taken it is my move and my faith has been shaken still I go on and I dare not give in to quit on myself would be too great a sin This I solemnly vow with all of my heart we will soon be together and never to part By R. Thomas DInsmore
The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow. Here's 2 to get you started and to give you an idea. No repeats Deena: A cheese grater Deena: A gallon of anti-freese Minders: Kitty Liter Megan: Motor Oil Kat: Turkey Baster ;) Becky: Super glue Wes: Tickle me Elmo Myth: Duct Tape Lucian: Shovel Aidan: Weird Al Yankovic's new album Jackie: green bannanas Tara: Toothpicks Craig: Some Mayonnaise Melissa: chocolate syrup and whipped cream Chris: Handcuffs!! Shanon- Tampons Erica - Pregnancy test MISTY- LAXATIVES Jose _The BIBLE Kimmy- carrots Frank - barbed wire Maria-12 inch Johnny Depp Pirate Doll (what?) Shasta~ Guns and Ammo ( for that redneck in your life!) Nicole-Sandpaper michelle~huggies Bert- peanut butter über SNAP!~rope Captain Calico Jenny Flint~ A book expalining Freuds oedipus complex Doinkers ~ Box of wine MR. BARLEY~Doinkers T
Coffee Cups
Thanks Dad. I needed this today! A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you conscio
A Christmas Story
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols."
And They Will Mug You For Toast....
When You're In Love With A Women
When you're in love with a woman. Take her under the moonlight sky, Tell her how you feel, Or the moment just passes you by, Like a ship in the night, without a sound, without a say. The moment may never come back, Just rember you can't turn back the clock, and you'll be sorry you did not take that moment. Don't be sorry, Tell her how you feel, Make her feel as if she could take on the world, And in return she'll give you, all she has to give. She won't hold back, She won't turn around. She will give you all that she has to give. That's more than you can ever hope for.
~~the Tradition Continues~~
My Kinda a SANTA!!! Dr Roog When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce Toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was Coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were About to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the Floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys Were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a Shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had Drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he Accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little Glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and Found
Be Thou Sterile.
We have to sterilize the undesirables. It's as simple as that. You see, they insist on procreating and that just means more and more of their little idiots running around. And those little idiots create more idiots who create more idiots and so on. And they all smell like pee.
Shortbread This is a recipe for scottish shortbread and is from a growing collection of scottish recipes and is a typical tea time treat. It is the recipe for a firm but sweet biscuit. Shortbread Ingredients: 4oz butter 2oz caster sugar 6oz flour 2oz ground rice Method: Set oven to 350F. Cream the butter and sugar together in a bowl. Gradually(whilst stirring between) sift in the flour and the rice. Knead the mixture into a ball. On a floured surface roll out the dough into a round approx1/2 inch thick. Place on a plain baking sheet. Pinch the edges and prick the top of the mixture with a fork. Bake the mixture for approx 35-45 minutes until firm and a warm golden brown colour. While still warm(but NOT hot) cut into slices or triangles. Some would suggest that you then sprinkle with caster sugar but this is really sugar "overkill".
Leek And Potato Soup
Leek and Potato Soup Here's a simple recipe for a tasty, hearty soup which is popular in Scotland. Ingredients: Six potatoes, diced 3 leeks, chopped 1¼ pints (750ml or 3 cups) chicken stock Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste 1 ounce (25g or ¼ stick) buter or margarine 2 ounces (50g or half cup) grated cheddar cheese Method: Boil the potatoes and leeks in water for about 15 minutes until the potatoes start to disintegrate. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Work in the butter or margarine and serve with a sprinkling of grated cheese.
What Is This Feeling?`
Riding this feeling like a way of life. looking so deep into the reason. Sad, True, Righteous. Love. Not sure what it is... Like I know it's my time and gonna make everything right. Death is not a dream. Almost like reality kicks in... What to think? I do not know. I'm so fucking clueless, is this a gift from god... or a curse. maybe insight. Almost a depression. But nonetheless a light . Kinda like being told when your gonna die. Sad, but making the most of time. counting every minute of it. Life is just a puzzle. But who holds the key? Like looking into the future and not helping but feeling anguish. "running rampant with free thought to free form in the free and clear" ....."what a skeletal wreck of a man this is....translucent flesh and feeble bones... the kind of temple where the whores and villains try to tempt the hollistic tones" -taylor. All-knowing, but clueless . makes me crazy. Don't try to make sense of it. just play along. Let me Love you like everybody should.
So Happy Together....
Today was one of the most wonderful days I have had in awhile.Me and my luv teased each other online this morning and that had me laughing but well he also gave me a passionate kiss that um hehe left me sleepy.*wink* Tonight we went out.We played laser tag.I got slaughtered.LOL But it was so much fun running around and chasing each other.I felt like a kid.Afterwards we went down to the water front where he held me we danced a little.We even played some chase.It has been a great day.
Somewhere I Belong
(When this began) I had nothing to say And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me (I was confused) And I let it all out to find That I’m not the only person with these things in mind (Inside of me) But all that they can see the words revealed Is the only real thing that I’ve got left to feel (Nothing to lose) Just stuck, hollow and alone And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own [Chorus] I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real I wanna let go of the pain I’ve felt so long (Erase all the pain till it’s gone) I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I’m close to something real I wanna find something I’ve wanted all along Somewhere I belong And I’ve got nothing to say I can’t believe I didn’t fall right down on my face (I was confused) Looking everywhere only to find That it’s not the way I had imagined it all in my mind (So what am I) What do I have but negativity ’Cause I can’t justify the way, everyone is looking at me (Nothing to lose
For Everyone
Words Words, words brought our first encounter, the look into her glowing eyes, the caress of our bodies together, the kiss of her sweet lips to mine, the first I love you, the memories that will last to infinity, misspoken words took her away in a heated moment, and the only feelings left are from the memories of our love, and always remembering the words, the words not spoken. BT
Flesh On Flesh...
Lets See Some 10's
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True Friends
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
I Wanna Be Your Everything
First time I looked in your eyes I knew That I would do anything for you The first time you touched my face I felt What I never felt, with anyone else I wanna give back what you’ve given to me And I withness all of your dreams Now that you shown me Who I really am I wanna be more then just your man When you wake up I’ll be the first thing you see and… When it gets dark You can reach out to me I’ll cherish your word and… I’ll finish your thoughts and… I’ll be your compass baby When you get lost I wanna be the wind the fills your sails and… Be the hand that lifts your veil Be the moon that moves your tide The sun coming up in your eyes I’ll be the wheel that never rusts Be the spark that lights you up All that you’ve been dreaming of and more So much more I wanna be your everything
An Indiana Farmer In Hell!
A farmer from the cornfields of Indiana dies and goesbto hell. Once he's there, the Devil notices that this farmer is not suffering like the rest of the folks are. He checks his gauges and sees that it's 95 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes to the farmer and asks why he's so happy. The farmer replies, "I like it here. It's just like plowing my fields in June." Unhappy with the farmer's response, the devil goes back to his controls and turns the temperature up to 105 degrees and 90% humidity. After making the adjustment, the devil goes looking for the farmer. Finding him just as happy as can be, the frustrated ol' Devil asks the farmer again why he's so happy. "This is even better now! It's like pulling weeds in the fields during July!" says the farmer. The Devil, now quite upset and deciding to make the farmer really suffer, returns to his controls and cranks the heat up to 115 degrees and the humidity to 100%. "Now we'll see if that farmer is smiling!
Black Eyed Peas-where Is The Love?
What's wrong with the world mama? People living like aint got no mamas I think the whole worlds addicted to the drama Only attracted to the things that bring you trauma Overseas yeah we tryin to stop terrorism But we still got terrorists here livin In the USA the big CIA the Bloodz and the Crips and the KKK But if you only have love for your own race Then you only leave space to discriminate And to discriminate only generates hate And if you hatin you're bound to get irate Yeah madness is what you demonstrate And that's exactly how anger works and operates You gotta have love just to set it straight Take control of your mind and meditate Let your soul gravitate to the love y'all People killing people dying Children hurtin you hear them crying Can you practice what you preach Would you turn the other cheek? Father Father Father help us Send some guidance from above Cause people got me got me questioning Where is the love?(where is the lovex3)(the love2x) It j
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Attention Walmart Shoppers...
Saw this on a bulletin this evening, loved it so much Im sharing with you all :) Enjoy!! ~~Melissa~~ Attention Walmart shoppers.... A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up
Good Morning All Got This In My Email Wanted To Share
ONLY THING I WANT TO SAY IS AT LEAST SOME ONE CARED ENOUGH TO EMAIL HER SMILES I'm quite sure that I received ALL of these emails in the past year or two. How about you?? SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat at KFC because their chick
Life is the beginning Life is the end For most, life, to them is a sin Life is the creator The creator is life The creator creates life Life creates the creator Life is the dream Life is a reality Life is meaning Life has no meaning Life is living Living is not life Living is hell Hell is a book In this book is life Life is hell Our creator created this hell So who or what is our creator????
"gold Wrapping Paper"
"Gold Wrapping Paper" I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The
I Wonder
have you ever wondered who you really are???? i mean i have been hiding from myslef for a long time now and i never could figure out why??? o wait yes i could b/c of stupid ass people who have to jude you before they know you for example a pretty girl walks up to you but you can only see her from the said . oo dam you say what a fine pice of ass that is but the the girl turns and she has the smallest birthmark on her cheek and you make fun of her what the hell is wrong with people like there so stupid... sorry just ranting anywho i learnd this morning infact to be myself and there are people out there who care and wont judge you dont hide be yourself ok
City Tavern Loses License For 10 Days
The Uptown Tavern lost its liquor license for 10 days after bar officials yesterday admitted alcohol was served to an intoxicated, underage Manchester woman who later fell to her death from a third-floor window. Attorney Marc Pinard of Bedford, who represented the bar at yesterday's State Liquor Commission hearing, said his client was not "admitting in any way" that the offenses were related to the 2001 death of Rachel Gallien, 19, of Manchester. Commission Chairman Anthony C. Maiola said the commission was approving the agreement but told Roy Arseneault, secretary for Somers Inc. which operates the bar, to be more cautious "because your record shows you are not doing a very good job." Eddie Edwards, chief of the Bureau of Liquor Enforcement, recommended the settlement, which includes a $3,000 fine. The tavern will lose its liquor license from Jan. 3-10, which covers only one full weekend. It means the 1301 Elm St. bar will be open during the Christmas season, New Year's E
Which Hot Celebrity Are You Most Like?
You scored as Mischa Barton. You scored as Mischa Barton, the OC's sexy Marissa! You are tall with a dirty blonde hair and you are HOTT!(trust me, even if u dont agree with me,you are)Mischa Barton75%Pamela Anderson58%Courtney Cox-Arquette58%Katie Holmes50%Beyonce Knowles42%Ashlee Simpson33%Lindsay Lohan33%Paris Hilton25%Jennifer Lopez17%Ashanti0%Which Hott Celebrity are you most like?( A CHOICE OF 10 Hotties!!)created with
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Dear Nikki
fill in the blanks bout me. Dear __nikki__, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
This describes exactly how my anxiety feels Artist: Black Eyed Peas Lyrics Song: Anxiety Lyrics I feel like I wanna smack somebody Turn around and bitch slap somebody But I ain't goin' out bro (no, no, no) I ain't givin' into it (no, no, no) Anxieties bash my mind in Terrorizing my soul like Bin Laden But I ain't fallin' down bro (no, no, no) I won't lose control bro (no, no, no) Shackle and chained My soul feels stained I can't explain got an ich on my brain Lately my whole aim is to maintain And regain control of my mainframe My bloods boiling its beatin' out propaine My train of thoughts more like a runaway train I'm in a fast car drivin' in a fast lane In the rain and I'm might just hydroplaine I don't fear none of my enemies And I don't fear bullets from Uzi's I've been dealing with something thats worse than these That'll make you fall to your knees and thats the The anxiety the sane and the insane rivalry Paranoias brought me to my knees Lor
Hey Everyone!!!
OK today is the day I am leaving NM to be on my way to TX and I am excited but not looking forward to the drive all the same. I can't wait to get there. I talked to my sis yester day for the first time in a few months. (we have that sister thing going on and we end up not talking for a couple of months and then everything is OK) LOL but any way she is living about a 2 hrs from where I am going to be. so that is cool. But any way I haope that you all have a great weekend and I will talk to you all soon! *MUAHZ*
Love Roses
Every person...has deep layers of themselves......layers that can come any given moment. Layers of weakness....layers of strength and layers of untapped personal knowledge.... How mazing we could be...if we could truly understand our layers and how to use them to benefit become our own guide in the world...instead of going to outside to other's for guidance... We could become like the "wise man on the mountain "...if we started to look within....every answer you need in life is within yourself.... in that layer of personal knowledge....but, looking a long process of self analyzing....understanding those layers of yourselves can be quit difficult.... I came to this thought process that we all have layers upon layers when, my mother died..... I saw how I was able to pull.....what I needed to cope and takecare of her....I had those deep layers of strength to do what was needed for her...without showing torn up I was inside....I was able to co
More Jokes
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money. Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation... The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of y
Strapping Young Lad-relentless
Bombs away... Bombs away... All is in its place It's time to lay... It's time to lay... everything to waste I'll walk away Won't hesitate By the way... Honesty is everything I've ever wanted Strip it away... today's the day In what I do there's no disgrace Calling you out Calling! Calling... Long may we Reign... This is Relentless This is our World This is Relentless --------------- Strapping Young Lad Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureFree Layouts
Bad Religion-struck A Nerve
There's an old man on a city bus holding a candy cane, And it isn't even christmas, he sees a note in the obituary that his last friend has died, there's an infant clinging to his overweight mother in the cold as they go to shop for cigarettes, and she spends her last dollar for a bottle of vodka for tonight and I guess it struck a nerve, like I had to squint my eyes, you can never get out of the line of sight, like a barren winter day, or a patch of unburned green, like a tragic real dream, i guess it struck a nerve every day I wander in negative disposition, as I'm bombarded by superlatives, realizing very well that I am not alone, introverted i look to tomorrow for salvation, but I'm thinking altruistically, and a wave of overwhelming doubt turns me to stone and I guess it struck a nerve, sent a murmur through my heart, we just haven't got time to crack the maze, like a magic speeding clock, or a cancer in our cells, a collision in the dark, I gue
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got the last seven questions wrong too. But this is so funny _______________________________ A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks
New Os!
after looking at ALL of the freakin linux distributions out there and all the complaints from anti-microsoft/mac/linux people about various things, i decided to make my own OS kernel thus irradicating all complaints from myself about other OS's. blah.
Im A Star!!!
- Get Your Own
The Cowgirls And Cowboys Of Cherry Tap Welcome The Royal Family To Cherry Tap
It's not about entertaining you. It's about silencing the voices in my head.
Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who cares Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who's there Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer Take second best Put me to the test Things on your chest You need to confess I will deliver You know I'm a forgiver Reach out and touch faith Reach out and touch faith Your own personal Jesus... Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer I will deliver You know I'm a forgiver Reach out and touch faith Your own personal Jesus Reach out and touch faith
I cant decide which one of us is torturing my mind in this instance. In any regard I am going insane, because of you. Whether it be that my own thoughts are psyching me out or you know exactly how you are confusing me, I wish I could know everything in your mind so I could stop worrying. Just to stop wondering if this shall go and should it... then where? And for what purpose? What is the intent here... I dont like vague relations with other people and though this one seems to be my fault I simply cannot bring myself to say anything straightforward as far as how I feel about this. Do you feel the same? Do you feel differently? In any case I cannot tell, I know not whether you are simply putting up with me, have no opinion on me, hate me, love me... WHAT?!?! And I am probably the only party here in whom crazy thougbts like this have taken root and are being allowed to consume my conscious thought. Truly my question is... how? How do I attain what I think will
Todays Horoscope 12/19/06
Anything you can imagine can happen if you persevere. Ignore the naysayers.
Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
More Cowbell
I need more cowbell! I'm a struggling musician these days. Back in the 80's I wowed audiences by the thousands with my gutsy cowbell solos. Musicians don't even have a clue now days as to how important a cowbell player is to a band. The cowbell is second to only one other instrument and that instrument is the kazoo. Look at the not so well known band U2. They blew their shot at being a popular band when they turned down my solicitation to play cowbell for free in their band. Of course my cowbell talents have cursed me in the past as well. A little known fact is that I was the reason Guns n Roses split up. Apparently Axel could not handle the fact that I was getting all of the attention from the lady fans and he threw a tantrum and left the band. After listening to Working for the Weekend by Loverboy 756 times in a row, I was hooked! I set out to be the best cowbell player in the universe. Needless to say, my dreams have been shattered! Don't feel sorry for me though! I still rock
Another Update
Now they are tempting thier soldiers in the woodchuck army with loose women!!! Funny Videos
And Another Update
Now they are training these same cats in self defense. NINJA CATS Funny Videos
I'm The New Cancer
[[I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it. Because you say so under your breath. You're reading lips "When did [she] get all confident?"]] -Panic! At The Disco- "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet" David decided I needed a new look for the New Year since I seem so down. That's what he does when I'm down, he changes my look. I love it. So he took me to his parents' hair salon and paid for me to get a totally new look. Keeping in mind a level 1 is black, he got my hair dyed a 3 (though it looks more like a 4) and got the tips dyed a nice blonde. Then we whacked at it for a while and now it's thinned beyond my belief (so nice and light) and it's chopped up in the back (short-long-short-long layers) and the bangs are about mid-eye and then it frames my face. I look very Scene... [[For those of you that may not know what SCENE means : Take an emo and take out the weeping and the cutting themselves, then a
Murses, Boy Scouts, And Other Random Thoughts Of A Crazy Person... I know this is gonna sound totally crazy, but I had to post it cause it was just too funny. So, I have become fanatic about watching "Beauty and the Geek" on TV. I don't know why, but it is like a train wreck and I can't stop watching it. Anywho, on the last set of "geeks" there was a guy that was an Eagle Scout. This was like his life and career. And I giggled to myself and thought..."Well, no wonder he hasn't had a date." Then, I was sitting there watching this and thought..."They are making this shit up for the show." Cause he really wasn't all that bad looking and didn't really seem all that "geeky" to me, except that whole boyscout thing for a career. So anywho...I wrote it off and didn't think about it anymore. Well, today I was having my weekly lunch date with my sunshine. We were sitting there doing our normal laughing and cutting up. We were totally loosing it. We were crying we were laughing so hard. Then, low and behold, who walks in the door? An ov
Best Friends Forever...
My Best Friend Passed Away In The Night... I don't feel very poetic today, I lost a very close friend overnight. It may seem stupid to some, but if you knew him you'd know just how I feel. This was more than just a friend. We hunted together, we fished together, Hell, we even camped together, that dog never left my side. What other dog would leap off a 12 foot cliff come back with a fish and place it in my hand. Before I had my back injury he knew I was ailing on our last hunt, he took off on me and I lost sight of him for a moment. Son of a bitch if he didn't come back with a live pheasent in his mouth, again he placed it in my hand. Damn people, to have him back I would gladly accept the skunk he brought me while hunting later in the week as well. Yeah, he was a naughty pup when I first brought him home, but after I spent a goodly sum. $1,900 bucks to be exact, but so what, I'd do it again as fast as you could snap your fingers. He came back home with the ability to understand sig
Senior Santa....for The Ladies!!
If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you And deliver some things just inside your front door Things you have lost, but treasured before. I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor, And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure. Then restore the old color that once graced your hair Before rinses and bleaches took residence there. I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted So things now suspended need not be uplifted. I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back Till you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks. I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells. No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes No searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose. Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny From a doctor who
Hmmmmm, Bad Day? Huh?
12 Days Of Christmas
Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Meadow, Col. December 14 Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift! I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Meadow, Col. December 15 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - Two Turtle Doves! I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Meadow, Col. December 16 Dearest John: Oh, aren't you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity - Three French Hens! They are just delightful, but I must in
I Hate This Time Of Year
i'm so sick of people wish me a good x-mes i hate x-mes all i can think of from thanksgiving intell ater new years is how alone i am i hate this time of year i have no tree i have no light ya sere i got poeple gifts and some poeple got me some but i stil feel alone in the world so please stop wish me a good x-mes or asking what i'm doing 4 x-mes because what i'm doing is stay at home not turning on the tv and trying not to think about it.
Jean Lafitte - Pirate And Patriot
Pirate and Patriot "He left a corsair’s name to other times, Linked one virtue to a thousand crimes." -- Lord Byron He has been called "The Corsair," "The Buccaneer," "The King of Barataria," "The Terror of the Gulf," "The Hero of New Orleans". At three separate times, U.S. presidents have condemned, exonerated and again condemned his actions. He is known for his piracy in the Gulf of Mexico, and lauded for his heroism in the Battle of New Orleans. Each personae seems to balance the other. He hated being called "pirate," for, as he saw it, he was a "privateer" serving an economic purpose in an economically frugal time in a new country that needed to economize. When he at last sailed away from American shores, he felt betrayed by a country that didn’t understand the difference. He was Jean Lafitte. From the Gulf of Mexico through a vast uncharted maze of waterways to New Orleans, his name was legend even in his day. Entrepreneur and astute diplomat, he took an isla
I Wrote Of Friends
some people came into my life and their time passed ... I miss them. We shared the joys and the sorrows I miss you my friend I know I will till the end you touched me in so a many way my selfish heart wishes you could stay We laughed as few friends ever do we laughed at your quirks so much too So much energy and zest for life so much will, so much struggle and strife how do we measure the man you are how can we judge events so far is it the wonder of your child you left us behind is it the beauty of love that lived in your mind is it your legacy of a place we enjoy because of you how do we show that you made life anew you lived your dreams and did all you love you held on tight when push came to shove we talked of our lives for hours on end the measure of you I have is your my friend My life will be lacking now that your gone we will live and do as we must and go on but each day that we enter these places we share we will think of you
Soul Searching
NO ANSWERS The gifts that come from a higher source give us all reason to wonder why in due course some have the perfect most wonderful lifes and other have hardship and unwanted strifes Some are just blessed with all that is right others are working to get to the light of those who have only the best few of them know how greatly their blessed They take for granted the meeting of needs never knowing that it is more than sowing the seeds the harvest we reap is not always the same some have it much harder in lifes game Some will have it all go their way most of us work to get through the day trust in something beyond this material place there peace can be found beyond this drab space As to what reason there is for these things if I knew that answer many phones would ring I would send the word out to the world to know we should all count our blessings and let our light show By R. Thomas Dinsmore
No Admittance
You asked to see inside me, you pushed and you still pried. You asked me why I hid things, why I wouldn't cry? You never stopped persuing, you tried to find your way. You tried to read between the lines, in everything I'd say. I wish you'd understand dear, this is what life made. A mind that always remembers, all my thoughts were laid. I do not wish to hurt you, and trust me when I say. the past is best left lying, they can not come to play. I know you want to hear it, you think you need to know. You will not go unanswered, nor would you just go. I will not cry you see dear, for to much inside me died. To much trust has gone now, to many people lied. I keep it all inside me, I distract so it goes unseen. I'll change the subject everytime, let's talk about your dream. It isn't I don't trust you, you're welcome in my home. But some thoughts are too painful, and better thought alone. D. Cohen
Hunters Lmao
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
Finished Your Shopping Yet? Check Out These Two Stores...
There is a brand new store that has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When woman go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance... "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the values of the products increase as you ascend the flights". "You may choose a particular item from any floor, or you may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CAN NOT go back down to any of the floors except to exit the building"! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband... On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1- these men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2-these men have jobs and love kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3- these men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going... She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4- these men have jobs, love kids, are Drop-dead good looking and help with hous
Alone Edgar Allen Poe From childhood's hour I havee not been As others were- I have not seen As others saw- I could not bring My passions from a common spring- From the same source I have not taken My sorrow- I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone- And all I lov'd- I lov'd alone- Then- in my childhood- in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From ev'ry depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still- From the torrent, or the fountain- From the red cliff of the mountain- From the sun that 'round me roll'd In its autumn tint of gold- From the lightning in the sky As it pass'd me flying by- From the thunder, and the storm- And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view.
"deadly Poison"
"Deadly poison" deadly poison, oh how it wrecks, billowing in from beneath the cracks, filling my lungs with revenge, taking it out on me til the end. Knowing my crime it digs even deeper, stoping my heart from beating forever. Closing my lungs so i take my last breath. Having done the worst, it wants me to see, that my choice brought only pain, the pain it now brings. Deadly poison i breathe in As i start to choke, losing my life in a box full of smoke. sitting alone, hands behind back, Deadly poison being pumped in, for what they call my execution. -s
You Know Your From Southern California When
You know you're from Southern California when... 1) Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. 2) You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. 3) You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. 4) You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. 5) You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). 6) Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes" 7) You drive to your neighborhood block party. 8) In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe sunburn. 9) You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. 10) If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. 11) Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. 12) You know what "In-'N
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My Cheesy Poem
Grab me with lusty desire Let me light your burning fire take you where we let hands touch Moistness and hardness long so much To feel you grind your ass into me As I let you set my manhood free And I taste you as I long to do And make hot long passion to you Sucking and licking and fucking so fast Like wild animals we make it last And feel the orgasms that make it worth all Your worth the price of humanities fall You ignite me and now I burn hot For I need your sex and others want not As I look at you I drool for your love to be deep inside you as we push and shove And howl at the moon as we cum so hard For you’re the sexual dream who holds the card The winning hand and you’re the winner true And I want to give all sexual pleasure to you Be your love slave and pleasure you sweet To taste you like a fine meal to eat And make you cum hard and moan so loud These are the things that would make me proud To satisfy you as no other one can For you’re the woman who m
Ct Average Joe
Create Your Glitter Text I haven't done a contest in awhile. So this one is a bit different. This isn't for the sexiest or hottest guy. This is for the normal guys...the sweet guys...the average joes! So I am looking for 10 guys. Contest will be comments and rates...the only rule i have is NO shoutbox spamming. Do what you can to get votes! Comment bomb etc! The winner will get a one day cherry blast. IF the contest gets real popular I can raise the stakes :P Message me if you want in!! ♥Immortal♥ Love♥@ CherryTAP
Not Just Great Lips... I Gots Me A Brain Too
Incubus-are You In?
It's so much better When everyone is in Are you in? It's so much better When everyone is in Are you in? Ooh ooh Are you in? You ooh Are you in? It's so much better When everyone is in Are you in? It's so much easier When sea foam green Is in fashion You you, oh Are you in? You ooh ooh ooh Are you in? Are you are you are you Are you are you are you Are you are you are you Are you are you are you Are you are you are you Are you are you are you (Everybody everybody in) (Ooh ooh ooh) You ooh Are you in? You ooh Ooh ------------------ Incubus Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
Are you listening? We write a thousand pages, they're torn and on the floor Headlights hammer the windows, we're locked behind these doors And we are never leaving, this place is part of us And all these scenes repeating are cold to the touch My hands seem to deceive me When I'm nervous or when I'm healthy The scenery's all drawn... They hang here from the walls dear, Painting pictures, bleeding colors, blanket the windows... Sometimes it gets so hard to breathe. Your eyes see right through me. These fights with your arms left beside. One thing and one more says goodnight. You've got the map come get to me. These knuckles break before they bleed. Tear out these veins that own my heart. This skin that wears your lasting marks. I've built these walls come get to me, come get to me. Is this your lesson, a slight discretion, The lines that keep you, the lines that sweep you. Lock the doors from the inside... Your face is so contagiou
Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boy fri end now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son,is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.
3 More Days....
........and the Legend of Zela shall be in my hands........... don't expect to see me til the game is over...........
Philosophy Of Housecleaning!
MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. I don't pull weeds in the garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. I don't
I'm A Charitable Type Of Person.
My pappy always told me that less-than-perfect women should be considered among the many women deserving my talents. Pappy said, "Hell son, ugly women need sex, too." I live by that adage. I know that I'm not the perfect speciment of manhood. I'm not any common piece of meat, either. I consider myself, attractive and desireable and I also, know there are women I would give my right arm to fuck but I never will get the chance. So, when a fat, unattractive, homely type lady sends out the signal she wants to share her body and passions with me, I don't think twice. After all, everyone should have a taste of "I'd die for you sex" once in their life. WDSquirty Andalusia, Alabama You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse
The Prime Minister of the Tang Dynasty was a national hero for his success as both a statesman and military leader. But despite his fame, power, and wealth, he considered himself a humble and devout Buddhist. Often he visited his favorite Zen master to study under him, and they seemed to get along very well. The fact that he was prime minister apparently had no effect on their relationship, which seemed to be simply one of a revered master and respectful student. One day, during his usual visit, the Prime Minister asked the master, "Your Reverence, what is egotism according to Buddhism?" The master's face turned red, and in a very condescending and insulting tone of voice, he shot back, "What kind of stupid question is that!?" This unexpected response so shocked the Prime Minister that he became sullen and angry. The Zen master then smiled and said, "THIS, Your Excellency, is egotism."
~~cherrytap Staff Eunuch's Vicious Attacks On Gener~~
subject: ~~CherryTap Staff Eunuch's Vicious Attacks on Gender~~ date: 2006-12-23 14:15:13 I am offended at being called a "whiny dumb ass bitch" by this cherrystaff aka:jesus,Mike. I am sure if he would set forth some "personal effort" and consult "spell check" he would have come up with a more articulate explanation re spam! Read below what his answer was to me: subject: anti-spam stuff post date: 2006-12-23 12:36:24 views: 716 comments: 103 ratings: 0 i sware to god, i have never been around as many dumb people as we've managed to attract to if you don't know what an anti-spam trap is, it's logic that detects these fucking retards from china or from bumfucknowhere that write programs to automate posting of links to their or sites all over cherrytap. this new anti-spam trap on our site wasn't designed to stop your stupid ass 'comment bombing' (as i said before, how fucking retarded a
I'm Back
I'm back from ATL. It's nice to come back to such a great fam. I will be heading back on Wed. and come home again on Fri. Hope all has a great Christmas or what ever holiday you partake. -c
Martini Logic...
You Are A Blueberry Martini You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often. You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail. You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country. Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party. Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality. Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality. What Flavor Martini Are You?
Can dreams come true ? Thoughts and dreams carried on the winds of my mind Desires that stir the soul and my passions for a rare find One who is all things sweet and true I seek who gives my soul a voice and can hear it speak One who knows I am flawed and can be wrong One who is the music in our sweet song One who can make the day bright just with her smiles One who make all distances seem like they go on for miles One I want to draw near and get lost in her eyes sweet gaze One who makes my heart soar on wings with her praise In my thoughts and dreams she waits there for me Can dreams come true ? Some day we will see ! By R. Thomas Dinsmore dreams of sharing a life I see the sad look of longing that calls to me One who ponders the course of destiny A love that captures and hold thoughts so true And dreams of sharing a life for two One on the mind and in the soul One who completes and makes her whole Eyes that stare though space and time Eyes that s
I Want For Christmas !
Well the only thing im missing from my life is a good woman . or dateing . or even just hanging out with a good woman . thats really the only part of my life that is missing so ive been thinking what i need for x-mas and that would be it a good woman . been trying around my own area but these girls dont seem the type for me or im doing something wrong .. just wish i knew what it was these days girls really want ... cause i was with someone for a very long time and got out of the dateing for a long time and now back into dateing and not doing so well ... maybe someone should clue me into whats going on these days .. i seem to see sex sex sex sex all over the place so has it come down to just about sex anymore ? ya i told ya ive been out of the dateing thing for quite a while . so what i would like to know is there any good woman out there that would like to have a good guy in there life . i do have a naughty side but once you get to know me then you will see .. not mean naugh
I Would Have Died. ;)
This is the funniest dating story I have ever heard! I'm so glad this wasn't me. Enjoy! If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates... but this takes the cake. On the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy met her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip ( no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not
The Way It Is?
I feel like my feelings are crystal clear, if not overbearing in action. Is this so the case? Need I say anything? Should I take the time to tell you? Do you need me to? I would think my feelings on the subect would be quite clear. GAH people suck...
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My Mom
My mom is different. She yells a whole lot. At times I want to talk to her, but then I think “Do I really want to?” Have a conversation that might go bad? I know she is my mom. At times, I’m embarassed that she is my mom. At other times, I’m proud. I want to see her, but I don’t! What Do I Do?
A million words dance through my head Ghosts revealing what I’ve left unsaid. A light breeze wafts through the air Inside I wonder why you care. Is it my smile? My looks? My charm? These things I used; I myself brought the harm. I broke myself down and threw me away, For my wall I have to pay. Your voice, it echoes in my head. It’s a wonder that I’m not dead. Sleepless nights and haunting dreams Inside my head echoes the screams. They’re trapped from within and can’t get out, Won’t I help them cease the soul drought? My soul got lost within this mess Without it, my wounds I cannot dress. I feel so lost and empty now, To fix myself, I don’t know how. My simple fix comes with a cut, Still, no relief from despair in my gut. I shake and tremble with every scar, To be the best, I’m not up to par.
Bloody cuts upon my wrist, Something inside me feels amiss. Look in the mirror and stare back at me, Run away and let me be. Hide me from myself with ease, This fear that has got me on my knees. Torn apart inside out, I’m left to wonder what life’s about. Daggered words and bloody hearts, Inside my heart’s falling apart. Pick me up piece by piece, Above Hell’s door rests a wreath. It welcomes me home with wide open arms, I’m held together with pieces of yarn. Fall apart at your feet, I know these requirments I’ll never keep.
Merry Christmas
If we could just this one day reflect Upon this year and find the respect For our fellow humans in this world we share And take just a moment to show we care And do but one good thing each and every day Perhaps we would make the world better this way And maybe our lives would be inspirations To those who live in each other nations And who knows may be could live in this world in peace And all other people would their hatreds release In peace and love we could live each day free This is the wish that comes deepest from me That all you and yours enjoy each moment sublime Peace and joys all be yours till the end of time Merry Christmas from R. Thomas Dinsmore
Looking For A Man Like You
I was looking for a Man like you to make me feel the way you do the euphoria of my heart at your one single touch the bouyant mood when i see you smile the silly and childish mind when i am talking to you the skip of a heartbeat when i look in those deep oceanic eyes the wetness in my eyes when you hold me near and whisper 'i love you' i was looking for a Man like you to make me feel the way you do the fear inside at the thought of loosing you the pain i feel when you are down and blue the burning desire to hold you near and never let you go Hunni. you are the only one i wanna share my life with i want to get lost into your love and never to be found again i want you near my wherever i go... in whatever i do so will you be the one ? coz noone else can make me feel the way you do
Have A Nice Day
Bon Jovi Have A Nice Day
Map Of Bones
i guess ill start this part with the last book i finished, Map of Bones. its the first book i have read from James Rollins. i dont know if many of you have read any of his work in the past but i dont think i had ever heard of him. let me apoligise befor i go any further because i have never writen book reviews befor, and my mind runs in every direction so im shure this will be scatered but try to stick with me. the back of the book tells the begining of the story, with a group of monks entering a church and under gunfire they steal the bones of the magi. i dont want to give to mutch away but the auther does a great job of keeping the story moveing the whole book and perfectly blends history, religion, and action is this work. one of the reviews of it describes it as dan brown (the davinci code and angels and demons) meets tom clancy (hunt for red october, sum of all fears, rainbow six) one of the things i like best about this auther is that he uses alot of science, act
Effin Scary!!!!
One of the gifts I gave the eldest was a dart shooting double barrel shotgun. Should I be worried she knows how to lock and load the damn thing?!
Alone In Darkness
Alone In Darkness The night falls with a silent sigh Cold and alone am I The light for which I pray Flares once then dies Smothered by the all encompassing dark All hope must surely perish My soul thrives no more How could you fail to believe Lost souls surround me Crying we have lost our way
Went to a nice Christmas dinner with the wifes fam. Her dads friend was there with a crack whore and the bitch walked out with my digital camera. I didn't know it was missing till my kids were opening their presents. I called "Don" and he said he didn't know anything about it. Why are people like that still allowed to function in this society? I had 3 days worth of Christmas photos stored on that camera. ""FUCK"", I hate people like that. I went to BestBuy today and bought me another camera. Cant k
See the light and feel my warm desire run through my veins like the evening sun It will live but no eyes will see it I'll bless your name before I die No person in everything can shine yet shine you did, for the world to see All a man hath will he give for life? For life that's lost bleeds all over me I'd fallen before but it never hurt like this Don't leave me here to crawl through the mire I'm without fault before the throne of god Take from me the crown of sympathy What do you think you'll see? What do you think there will be? Sit down! Did you see the sun? What will we become? Great ones? The mouths that dare not speak his name behold them, raised, complete and fine The battle for our lives is oh, so brief Take my hand and please walk with me When I was young the sun did burn my face I let its love and warmth wash over me The melting voice of many, in the hush of night Whispering tongues can poison my honest truth Come dress me with your body, an
I Kiss You're Tears
Come to me Comfort me Take my hand In your arms In your eyes I will be Forever yours Bring me down To your bed To your dreams Take my life Take everything Through those meadows Of heaven Where we ran forevermore I wish, oh, how I wish again With you. Oh, to be with you So lay me down Close to you Hold me now my lover I kiss your tears My sweet one And kiss again, my love
The Dreadful Hour
Lord will you take me ? I have become so afraid Lord please, please take me I am sorry, im not not brave if i can just hold on. Night will soon be dawn Sleep if i can. no one wants me. No-body loves me Father of the dark. Tonight will greet me God in heaven, can you hear me Help me Oh Lord. They're coming for me Mother warned me. Father scorned me Oh my God No. Now I hear him I claim my life on this night within sight of God The silence, the waiting then the pain sleep will be here soon my life has only ever been shame And so young, my hand brings doom Jesus won't you awake me. The Dark Father has come Jesus please come awake me. Please my Lord
Return American Beauty
RETURN AMERICAN BEAUTY We as the white population of America, must stand against the Jewish ternary, we must stand against those who migrate here both legally and illegally. We must put a stop to the protections that are rapidly being placed for those who have no right to be here. This nation was founded and fought for by white men and women, from sea to shinning sea the white population has made America what it is today. We have a right to feel that the white race is the only race that the government has no interest in helping, we have the right to speak our minds and feel the way we do. We as the master race in America have the duty to oust all those who oppose us starting with the Jew and working our way down the list until these borders are ridden of all the scum that makes up over half our population. This nation was once powerful and segregated, now that the negros and mexicans have a civil right to sit next to you and I in a café he feels that he is our equal and should
Mixed Emotions
How can I feel both love and hate? Why can't I just get my feelings straight? You have no idea what you put me through. Such pain and confusion if only you knew. You blindly took a knife to my heart, Leaving only but a tiny part. A part just big enough to feel Wishing this pain wasn't so real Wishing I could forget that look in your eyes So I can stop myself before I cry Wanting to forget your smile And forget I was ever in denial Thinking there was a chance of you and me But the tears refuse to cease The fog clears an di can see. Here before me is the truth unwinding I'd like to think that it was just my timing But in my heart I know that's not the case Because all I was doing was running and endless race Out of breath and unable to stand You have no idea I put my heart in your hands...
I Guess I'll Never Know...
John Waldo Hutchins
John Waldo Hutchins, 86, of Concord, died Wednesday, Dec. 20, 2006, at Presidential Oaks in Concord. Born in Concord, he was the son of Ralph W. and Estella (Tacy) Hutchins. He was a member of the First Baptist Church in Concord. He was also a member of numerous organizations including the VFW, the American Legion, the Concord Federation of Musicians, the New Hampshire Historical Society, Sons of the American Revolution and the National Foundation of the Blind of New Hampshire. He was a World War II U.S. Army veteran, serving in Australia and New Guinea during the war. He enjoyed playing his trumpet and singing in his church choir. Survivors include his wife of 47 years, Helen (Sanborn) Hutchins of Concord; one nephew, Richard D. VanDemark of Canterbury; two nieces, Ruth C. VanDemark of South Kingstown, R.I., and Norma I. Cairns of Manchester, Vt.; and several great-nieces and nephews. Calling hours will be held Tuesday from 6 to 8 p.m. at Bennett Funeral Home,
Deftones-hole In The Earth
Can you explain to me how youre so evil, how It’s too late for me now there’s a hole in the earth I’m out there’s a hole in the earth I’m out Can you explain to me now If youre still able, well It's time i think you know the truth there’s a hole in the earth, I’m out I hate all of my friends they all lack taste sometimes there’s a hole in the earth, I’m out there’s a hole in the earth, please take a bow (this is the end) this is the end somewhere this is the end somewhere there’s a hole in the earth there’s a hole in the earth I hate all of my friends (I’m out) there’s a hole in the earth I’m away somewhere ------------------- Deftones Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
You smell like Christmas. Stale cookies and egg nog that has gone off.
Take The Test To Find Out
You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition. What Tarot Card are You?Take
Man Who Cried For The World (sorry Having Trouble Figurin The Blogs Out)
He sat on his knees with a single tear running down his eye, his killer smiled thinking it from fear, and as death descended upon him....only he knew he cried for his killer, for his soul and for his life. He ascended to heaven, surrounded by the joy and glory of it, but his heart didn't register any of this. he went on his own and watched over the world. The death, the killing, the wars, the disregaurd for others. Seeing all of this...wracked his heart with suffering and grief. All of those people didn't care, didn't shed a single tear for anyone but their own selfish needs. He cried. He cried for all of those people from his perch in the heavens, he cried for everyone living, for everyone who would ever live, for everyone who had already died. He cried for the world. From his vigil in the skys his tears swept down, all of the world was covered with the clouds of his agony. His tears flowed from a mourning heart and soul. For the redemp
A Poem About Love
The Bad Things That Happened In 2006
1. I miscarried the baby I was pregnet with. 2. My fiancee left me a week before our wedding. 3. I had to move back in with my parents. 4. My car now has motor trouble and it has to be replaced. 5. My account got overdrawin at the bank(currently owe them $20). 6. My grandmother found out she has congestive heart failure. 7. I had to give up the puppy I had raised from birth.He was eight months old.
Mushroomhead-sun Doesn't Rise
Some kind of evidence Some kind of reason Why I can't find a way To begin my life Somewhere in this dying day If I can only find a way for my escape I find it hard to concentrate with all my past mistakes To begin my life I can't feel my faith can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate along the way I may have lost my mind I guess we're all damaged in our own way Alone in our own way Distant headlights desolate highway Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall With eyes wide open I can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate I can watch my world evolve Alone in our own way, I think I sealed my fate Nothing left to die for I can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate Thoughts inside can make me crawl Think I sealed my fate Make me drop down on my knees Break me down until I question me Darkness can't destroy my drive Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall Sun d
Missing You
No words I write can ever say, How much I miss you everyday. As time goes by the loneliness grows, How I miss you... nobody knows. I think of you in silence, I often speak your name. But all I have are memories, And a photo in a frame. No one knows my sorrow, No one sees me weep. But the love I have for you, Is in my heart and mine to keep. I never stopped loving you, I don't think I ever will. Deep inside my heart, You are with me still. Heartaches in this world are many, But mine is worse than any. My heart still aches as I whisper low, "I need you... and miss you so." The things we feel so deeply, Are often the hardest things to say. But I just can't keep quite anymore, So I'll tell you anyway. There is a place in my heart, That no one can fill. I love you... and I always will.
Thelma And Louise?
SOBER - TOOL There's a shadow just behind me, shrouding every breath I take, making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. Waiting like a stalking butler who upon the finger rests. Murder now the path called "must we" just before the son has come. Jesus, won't you fucking whistle something but the past and done? Why can't we not be sober? I just want to start this over. Why can't we drink forever. I just want to start things over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave, I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down. Trust me. Mother Mary won't you whisper something but what's past and done. Trust me. I want what I want. SOBER
Change - DEFTONES I've watched you change Into a fly I looked away You were on fire I watched a change In you It's like you never Had wings Now you feel So Alive I've watched you change I took you home Set you on the glass I pulled off your wings Then I laughed I watched a change In you It's like you never Had wings Now you feel So alive I've watched you change It's like you never Had wings ahhh ahh ahhh I look at the cross Then I look away Give you the lungs to Blow me away I've watched a change In you It's like you never Had wings Now you feel So Alive I've watched you change. Now you feel Alive You Feel Alive I've watched you change It's like you never Had wings ahhh ahh ahhh Deftones - Change (In The House Of Flies)Music Code provided by Song2Play.Com
Hey everyone. I hope all of you enjoy the New Year. Party hearty, but,,,,,for all SAFE.. At least party where you wont have to drive. So play hard and be good....I am sure alot here would like to see you come back, safely.
True Friends!!!
TRUE FRIENDS I see that some of you read my last blog about being on my list for just naughty pictures. Well I want to make it clear to all of you there will be no more and if that is all you wanted that just means you were nothing to me in the first place!!! I will be deleting alot of friends or should I say faces from my list. If you are a true friend and really care you have no need to worry!!! They are in my family!!! So if you really would like to be my friend and be a true one please step up to the plate!!!
Happy New Year
Hell Is For Heroes-you Drove Me To It
Somebody better give me a sting Somebody better make me bleed Fill this vacancy underneath my skin Cos i'm fighting with a thorn in my side I never meant to fall this far I have grown the soul of an enemy But i hold and element of surprise God knows its gonna make you smile Breathin' immortality I'm falling down one thousand feet So lets gather with the gods tonight And play truant for the final time I've been strung from hell Give me birth again Cos i never meant to fall this far My guts are gonna drop like flies Take these promises with a fist of salt Cos i hold an element of surprise And god know its gonna make you smile Breathin' immortality I'm falling down one thousand feet And oh my god one hundred floors Flash faster than my eyes can meet Give me something sacred So deep so high so long so far so good so much pressure building They won't break me they won't ground me Breathin' immortality I'm falling down one thousand feet And oh my god o
Hundred Reasons-i'll Find You
What could've happened to take what's become of it choices that he had made moulds to most of it but to hide in the shade will keep the weather out and to crawl into the hole that hides you now he's hidden it all just to cover his tracks sutured what could be described as a fact taken the trail that leads will find you, find you back to the start of it before it will be changed if it's a little weird well then dig in a bit it's more than the sum of all the separate parts suffer the thoughts i had that you will take to heart he's hidden it all just to cover his tracks sutured what could be described as a fact taken the trail that leads will find you, find you fail safe always tends to try and make way while you watch and wait for those to take it on themselves [x2] he's hidden it all just to cover his tracks sutured what could be described as a fact taken the trail that leads will find you, find you i'll find you ---------------- Coming
Take The Night Off
brutal - the big picture is so cruel to us and everyone's life is such a tiny speck the worst atrocities can pass. fifty miles away to no effect power. power has always been abused work. debt. poverty. taxes life's oppressive rules power. power just might never change no answers will come from our bloodthirsty ways let's take the night off from mental stress let's take the night off - this world's a mess captive - held captive by our hopes and dreams our best intentions can destroy us we shouldn't grind ourselves away take a break. we need to maintain commiserating has run it's course we'll save the world tomorrow we'll have to wait until that day we'll wait. we'll wait but in the meantime let's celebrate that we don't give a fuck let's celebrate that we don't care let's celebrate that we don't give a fuck with the middle finger high in the air let's celebrate that we don't give a fuck take the night off. pass the buck
Slipknot, "duality"
I push my fingers into my eyes... It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache... But it's made of all the things I have to take... Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside... If the pain goes on... Aaaaaaaah! I have screamed until my veins collapsed I've waited as my time's elapsed Now, All I do is live with so much fate I've wished for this, I've bitched at that I've left behind this little fact: You cannot kill what you did not create I've gotta say what I've gotta say And then I swear I'll go away But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise I guess I'll save the best for last My future seems like one big past You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice I push my fingers into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it! Put me back together Or separate the skin from bone Leave me all the Pieces, then you can leave me alone Tell me the reality is better than the dream But I found out th
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Since a new Stupid rule from the site I can't post the same for all decide to post a new blog just to wish you every one a Happy New Year!!!
Horrible Night..
In my mind there is so much pain. And the feelings I have towards my thoughts, to some, mean nothing. Why can't I just let it go? I can't, I won't. I don't want to. Because for every moment there is a glimmer of happiness. And moments where I feel no stress. Moments of a genuine smile. These are the moments I love best. But these moments are all in vain. For now, I feel things will never be the same. It drags me down. It makes me cry. And now more than ever, I wish to die. I feel like I've lost something so close to me. A strong bond broken. And these thoughts I feel will never be. Maybe I am stupid. Maybe I don't matter. My life feels like a never ending, upwards battle. Until something special came unto my life. And I felt no more pain. Felt no more strife. Until the night when things came crashing down. I felt that special something back away. So if there is a God. Prove it to me now. Take me away from all this pain. Cause I can't see me without this somet
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Prove !
“are you really my slut?” “yes, grace.” “i want you to prove it, i wanna see if you really are the slut you tell me you are daily.” there is hesitation in V’s response. a grin forms on her face as she is well aware that proving something such as a “slut” could be dangerous. yet, he put his trust in her that she wouldn’t put his life, career, family and marriage on the line. she enjoyed “testing” his will to be so subservient to her. “anything, grace.” her face lights up with his response as her heart starts to race with excitement. “i was talking to another slut of mine today. he spurred a thought process when he told me there would be a time when the both of you would want my attention. he detailed this image of me watching the both of your via cam doing what i wanted. i then told him that i am sure the both of you would like an audience.” V’s cock twitched at the story as his heart started to pound in his chest with the thrill. he listened intently as her lips
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A-here We Go Again (i Love Lake Tahoe)
Four long years ago Searching for the snow We found the Tahoe lakes Just about the perfect place Fifty rooms at Heavenly And the nights at Squaw Valley Yeah, the trees are pretty wide- That's where Sonny Bono died All is quiet on New Year's day, Think I'll try'n impress my mates So I jump into the lake Yeah, I won't do that again! Every year we say the same, "Try somewhere different for a change" But we jump onto the plane, yeah, And here we go again! Naa naa naa (etc.) The south shore has the lot And last month Dave Lee Roth, He did a solo spot And some German bloke got shot Every year we say the same "Try somewhere different for a change" But we jump onto the plane, yeah, And here we go again! ------------------- You can imagine how fucking hard it is to find this band, let alone their songs. At least it's easy to remember. If you do find their stuff, you get a cookie as well as some good hits. This song shows our bloody chaps trekking thro
One Dollar
Alot of my friends know I have been having finacial trouble.This year when I got my tax return back I was going to use it to pay off some checks that were stolen from me.I know you proably wondering why I have to pay them if they were stolen.The DA said they couldnt prove it so it was up to me.Any way I know have to use my tax money to get another car so I am asking for 600 people to send me a dollar.Thats it just one dollar.hit me up in my sb if you can send me that dollar.
Happy New Year
Dear Friends, My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. I want to wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas and a very prosperous New Year. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains and may eat my guts out as well. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheist bastards who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave, because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones, because I could be pricked with a needl
Big Oil Has Been Working On Price Gouging - Sing Along With Bush
Big Oil has Been Working on Price Gouging - Sing Along With Bush Big Oil has been working on price gouging of gasoline prices today. They are going up this season and you will pay and pay. It's their way of cheating you out of your salary. It's their way of taking every cent you make. OPEC won't you raise, OPEC won't you raise OPEC won't you raise prices? OPEC won't you raise, OPEC won't you raise OPEC won't you raise prices? Someone is fixing prices with OPEC Someone is fixing prices I know Someone is fixing prices with OPEC And this is why they are doing so! OPEC is in cahoots with BIG OIL Big Oil is out to screw you so they can put Bush in the White House And keep high oil prices too!!!!!! Copyright 2000 From Howard Pearlman and the Gang CLICK HERE To Sing Along With Bush" * Sung to the tune of I've been working on the railrad
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Need To Be Free
Need To Be Free What am I doing here? Where am I going? Why do I always care what others think or say? I need to be free. Why did I go off to college? Why did I get married? Why did I choose to live here? I need to be free. Why am I always smiling when inside I’m torn apart? Why do I always feel unhappy? Why do I always feel alone? I need to be free. The pressure of being accepted. The pressure of being what everyone else thinks I should be. The pressure of taking care of everyone else’s needs instead of my own. I need to be free. I feel trapped. I feel cornered. I feel as if there’s no way out. I need to be free. I need to do the things that I enjoy. I need to take care of me. I need to do what I feel is right. I need to be free to be me. Brenda Williams November 18, 2003 1:32 AM
Sex How It Should Be(little Xxx Rated)
we start off slow and we go faster every time will I come, maybe she screams my name I scream, give it to me baby she’s so beautiful she smells so nice before I come she already came twice she yells to God a couple of times she knows how to please a man it’s like she’s a porn star and I’m her biggest fan we can make love rough and wild or we can do it slow we can do it once or three times in a row I love her, really love her and not only in bed but she turns me on this sugar and I make her wet while we do it we’re loud we scream and we roar after the sex we feel happy and calm absolutely no worries anymore when you both enjoyed it you know you did it right that’s how sex should be making you both satisfied
Happy New Year
Happy New Years Everyone. Be safe and have fun in this new year.
Your Month Revealved
Your Birth Month is July Introspective and intense, you tend to be a deep thinker. You are quiet and spiritual - and you have a unique perspective on life. Your soul reflects: Lightness, luck and an open heart Your gemstone: Ruby Your flower: Larkspur Your colors: Green and red What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Lose It All
Oh no Take what you need Cuz I can't hold my breath Say what you feel Cuz I've got nothing left, oh I made a promise to myself last night I'm gonna keep it if it's wrong or right And if I lose it all There'd be nothing left to lose And I would take the fall 'Cause knowing you are out there Breathing is so wonderful It's a chance I'd take even if I break And I lose it all If I lose it all It wouldn't matter anyway Don't change a thing You're perfect as you are Time has a way Time is all I've got If my heart should shatter watching you There'd be one less thing I'd have to prove And if I lose it all There'd be nothing left to lose And I would take the fall 'Cause knowing you are out there Breathing is so wonderful It's a chance I'd take even if I break And I lose it all If I lose it all Heaven will be waiting When I fall into your open arms I believe you'll find me there You'll find me there And if I lose it all There'd be noth
You May Not Know This But, In Wyomg, We May Loose A Repub Senator
You May Not Know This BUT, in Wyomg, WE MAY LOOSE A REPUB SENATOR Message List There is a lot of attention on the situation is South Dakota with their new Senator having brain surgery, but here in Wyoming, we have a similar situation. Senator Craig Thomas announced the MORNING AFTER the election, where he was voted in again, that he has advanced leukemia. He has been hospitalized twice since then. There is a pretty good chance that, at he may step down or at the least will not be present for MANY votes in the Senate. If he steps down, the DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR will appoint his replacement. ALSO....out ONE rep to the House, Barbara "Babsie" Cubin, Repub Lapdog, won by LESS THAN 1000 votes. Wyoming is waking up to the abuses taking place in Washington and the destruction of the Constitution and the dollar. Happy NEW YEAR!!! "John Stroebel"
Chance Meeting
It was a normal day Nothing special in any way But when you walked by I rediscovered the stars and sky It was shameless how I stared Uncaring if I was caught as I dared To dream, to struggle and fantasize Captive of your unknowing eyes I held my breath as our eyes met My courage became a small smile and yet I hoped to pull you to me As the moon pulls the tide I wanted you to look through me, come inside But you looked away, oblivious And I instantly became grievous I said my silent farewell to you Fate hadn't dealt well for me and you In minutes you were gone And so were the feelings so strong Though you will linger in my memory Of a spark that ignited but could never be But sometimes Fate has its time Destiny and Love in Life's mysterious rhyme May make our paths cross once again And we will see what happens then... "Happiness is the only thing on earth that cannot be paid by any diamonds, gold or money." I wanna say happy new year to you and wi
Cold Fury
Cold Fury inches her icy fingers up my spine. They reach under the base of my skull, wrapping around my brain until in unison, we sing her chilling song- screaming impassioned strains of frosty chords. The mosaic of my world is bleak. There is no warmth in this place you've brought me to. Your cold words bite through my soul with icicle sharp teeth. Tears slide down my frozen cheeks-shattering when they hit the floor. I see through facets of crystals forming over my eyes. The mosaic of my world is bleak. -Robyn Rochelle
Getting Even In Small Mid-west Town!!!(a Good One)
We live in a small town in the mid-west. One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." And then he reminded the Vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him "El-Take-O." They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe"at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor (who is located next door to the I said, it's a small town). The
Am I A Freak?
Why do people ask me if I am a freak? Yet when I ask them what they mean by a freak they can't answer me? It is stupidity, shear stupidity. Yes, I am kinky but there are people more kinky than I. There are also people less kinky than me. So what I like to bite and be bitten, or tied to the bed. So I wear a choker, that doesn't make me you pet. Though I may serve someone occationally. So I know how to use a whip and have been a dominatrix big deal. What of this makes me a freak? Or is it the fact that I am a chick working in a bike shop? Maybe the fact that I can fight better than most. Maybe because I like pain, though they never wonder why? Usually when someone asks me if I am a freak they want to cyber. What is the point? Yes I like going to strip clubs but atleast I can see and feel there not some idiot typing on the computer. I am not bashing all that do cyber but don't be an idiot about it. Those of you that are idiots about the whole thing have fun jackin
{magic Man}
Bells are ringing My ears are stinging I smell cotton candy Laughter is all around me. Menacing, It's scarey. I hear music too. I can't move. My eyes are covered with a cloth, What's going on? Beep beep! I hear a horn blow. I shake my head screaming "NO!" His hands grab for my arms. "Stop little girl! Before I do harm" "Let me go please! Mommy and daddy will find me." I sting across my face, tells me I am too far away. Mommy and Daddy won't hear; If I scream out in fear. The Candy smell makes me want to gag. I throw up only to soak a rag. My hair is pulled hard. My thoughts crumbling apart. "Magic man lives little on" God, Have mercy is he done? He rippes the cloth from my eyes. And much to my 11 year old surprise. The jester of fright The clown of fear. I jokester of flesh, Grinning ear to ear. I feel my world start to spin. When did this nightmare begin? What did he want? What should I do? Was there only one of him or two? "Smi
Measure Of A Country
> In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the > anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's > Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during an interview. When asked > by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he > said: > "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how > many want in ... And how many want out." > Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: > 1. Jesus Christ > 2. The American G.I. > One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. > > > YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM. > > HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL..........
Amish Woman (for Any Horse Lovers Out There!)
Subject: Amish woman An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous." "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home." "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too." "Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home." True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on it immediately. "Also," said the Amish woman, "The policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."
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Check Ur Dirty Iq??
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? 5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? 10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job.
A New Year!
Wow, it has been days since I have chatted or posted anything. Not that I have not wanted to, just no time. Crazy work schedule and then at home I wanted to spend a little time with the loved ones here around me. Yet, on New Year's Eve as a typical man wha can not read the signs left in front of me, I pissed off the main babe in my life. I thought I just left the room with the intentinon of registering a couple of warranties on-line and ordering some parts for a fishing reel, during the 56 episode of a tv marthoon of Sienfield. My darling went off to bed, and asked if she was tired and she said yes. Dumbie me I thought that was all there was to it. So I went to bed too, knowing that I had bought her, champayne her favorite drink to bring in the New Year. She had been under a lot of stress with her mother needing surgery etc... I thought she just was tired. Then next day New Year I had to go to work so I got up posted some New year best wishes on email and then wrote a litt
Moving Into 2007
well its 2007 now...................... time for new events to happen in my life i am starting a new chapter here in Arkansas. So far it has been ok. Things are so different and letting go of certain people in my life has been a struggle but, I am doing it. I met some one here already and it shocks me. I never thought i would meet someone this great. Most of the people i see or meet here are well, lets just say hillbillies!! LOL I am writing once again I am having a few pieces published this year so that is a nice start to the new year.
A Longing Question And The Unknown Answer
well let me fist start by saying all my other post are from my myspace page i just thought i would copy them over here so that yall could get a little bit of a idea about me but ne ways her we go with this blog and let me first warn you all sometime i am short and to the point and somethings there is alot on my mind so just be ready but here is what is on my mind right now well like the subject say a longing question and the unknown answer well for me right now the longing question is when will i find true love or have i found it and am i just waiting for it to relize that i am the one for them as well or do they know already and just waiting for the right time to let me know that is the unknown answer for that question and i hope to get the answer someday i hope soon but i can also waite for the answer cause it will come when the time is right and i know this all i can really say is that i still have strong feeling for someone special and althou i am not sure if the feel i have are sh
What Should I Add
What is the best thing for you guys about gettin a blow job?? I'm writing a story about that and just want to know what y'all would like to hear
I Am Bored As Shit.....
I am bored as hell and don't know what to do with myself, so I figure blogging might be a good start. But I never know what to write, my life is boring, I work, come home, watch my wife pole dance, yell at the kids, drink a beer and go to bed. Okay, I don't always yell at the kids, but I do have a short temper. I bought my wife a pole for her 24th birthday and she loves it, I love it too, watching her dance is awesome, she moves so well. Check out her CherryTap profile, I don't know what the addy is, but her name is sexysherry, I am sure you will find it with a search. Anyway, maybe I will think of something to write later!
Lol Because I Can
Eye bulletin post; because I liked it. B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S| People with blue eyes relationships tend to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They are kind, pretty or handsome,and are pretty hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very polite. They are very satisfying and love to please. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| -Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this |H|A|Z|E|L| |E|Y|E|S
U Aint Got Nuttin On Mi
He was yours for a quick minute, a second or two, But its mi that he chose to came back to. Hell naw I wasn’t about to turn him away Cuz he knew how to please me all night and day. He be makin me moan like you jus wouldn’t believe Cuz he be putting it on mi like he high on extacy And trust mi when I tell you I feel his love is tru he be telling mi them cute lil words more even then he use to He sayin he wants a baby Im sayin papi I aint ready But now I put it in destiny’s hand Cuz only the lord knows if he’s meant to be 4ever my man So we’ll see what happeneds N if he’s dreams come tru Memeories is all that belongs to u
Proud To Be.............
Proud To Be Scottish Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign! Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Scotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a cal
Dirty Rat
memories / fake memories / is all that's left of you / cuz all them times you claimed 2 be down/ you never did stayed tru / like a stray cat/ with an evil plan /you went from block ta block/ but in the end /what was left of you /was your body outline in chalk/ And to this day/ there is no remorse/ cuz you were nuttin buta dirt rat/ cheaters never win against me/ when we fightin to the death in cambat/ where are your hommies /where's your crew/ now that you aint around?/ besides tellin fake little stories 'boutchu /they jus laughed at and clowned/. ridiculed to death, /is all they'll amount to be/. you shoulda know better /then to mess with this master piece of a prodigy./ Hell Yea Nigga Im talkin about me/
The Hardes Thing
We both know that I shouldn't be here This is wrong And baby it's killing me, it's killing you Both of us trying to be strong I've got somewhere else to be Promises to keep Someone else who loves me And trusts me fast asleep I've made up my mind There is no turning back She's been good to me And she deserves better than that It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do To look you in the eye And tell you I don't love you It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to lie To show no emotion when you start to cry I can't let you see what you mean to me When my hands are tied and my heart's not free We're not meant to be It's the hardest thing I'll ever had to do To turn around and walk away Pretending I don't love you I know that we'll meet again Fate has a place and time So you can get on with your life I've got to be cruel to be kind Like Dr. Zhivago All my love I'll be sending And you will never know cuz
He may be her father But he doesnt love her The way you do You terat her so much better Then he ever could The more you are around The more she gets to know you When she starts to talk She will think its you Who is her daddy Beacuse you are the one always there For her and me You are the one She likes best They say anone can be a father But it takes someone special to be a daddy He's that anyone But you're that someone To her you're a daddy!
Sitting Here All Alone
Sitting here all alone All I can do is think of you Even though Im talking to him You're still the one on my mind The one who makes me feel loved I wait to get your call each night To hear your voice We are so far apart in distance But our converstaion Seem as if we are together Every night you call me "lover" And tell me that you want me there Each day I learn a lil more about you things you say most dont understand Yet I do... Sitting here all alone Wishing I could simply touch you And feel you wrap your arms around me Holding me close to you Making me feel like Im something special As if thats where you want me forever Wanna feel you gently kissing my neck Trying to make me forget How self concious I am of my body You are all I can think of Sitting here all alone
By The Sword...
Farm Kid Joind Military
LETTER FROM A FARM KID NOW AT SAN DIEGO, MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT TRAINING / MCRD Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad. There's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder
California Legislation Being Passed To Exterminate Pit Bulls- Anyone Know How This Progressing?
SAVE US BY CLICKING AND VOTE! THE LINK TO PETITION Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if cherryTAP could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post as many people can see this as possible.
Waiting Of My Heart
Loving u is all i can do, when i fall in love, with someone like you, my heart may shatter, My heart might break, But I just know its not a big mistake, For the love u show me I cherish so dear, I just hope I can wait and last this year. I am so anxious, so excited I cant wait till our hearts be united, Hands touching, without a doubt or discreet I love you baby and forever more Just dont let my heart shatter to the floor.
This Is What You Did
As I think about what I did for you What I changed for you All the lies I told for you How I gave you everything and believed in you  I believed in us You were the only one for me You told me exactly what I wanted to hear You pretended to be so strong You tried to hide all your insecurities You convinced me I had the problems You took my Identity Everything I was ever proud of or sure of  You slowly made disappear I thought I could help you be a better person The warning signs were all there But I ignored my friends and all the rumors  Being with you was like being a different person I'd look in the mirror and see nothing I felt nothing I thought the numbness would never leave me I didn't like myself  I thought there was something wrong with me
Developing Spiritual Discernment
Developing Spiritual Discernment Psalm 119:97-100 “You know how I feel about that!” Perhaps you’ve said those words after discovering your clearly expressed position was disregarded. Learning that your feelings have been ignored is frustrating. Imagine, then, how saddened the Lord must be when believers pay no attention to His feelings or His words. We’re given spiritual discernment in order to make wise judgments, but we must choose to develop this gift. We do this by studying Scripture. If we want to know the Lord’s mind about something, what better resource than the Guidebook
Eyes locked in the mirror, Time stopped Fitting into me, Hands running up my back Hot breath in my ear, Teeth against my shoulder In submission lids closed, I bare my throat Back arched, Hand in my hair, on my hip Pushed up against me, Straining for union My heart beats in time with yours, quickly now Marked as yours, Hands close around my neck You whisper, I am your kill Taking my breath, You squeeze Giving me life, Your love
The Mother-in-law
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00. "The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150.00?" The man replied, "A man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Left Out Again...
It's NFL playoff time, and once again, I'm left out. I'm one of those poor bastards that's stuck rooting for the Cardinals because I was born here and I'm loyal to my home state. Not all is lost if they hire a decent coach though. Denny Green had to go. This was the most talented team I've seen since they got here and he took them to 5-11?! I personally wish they'd throw a ton of money at Pete Carrol, I don't have a lot of confidence in the current coaching pool. Oh well, at least I have my Suns baby! After the Super Bowl, they're the only thing going on until next September besides baseball and fishing between spring and fall. (The D-Backs will suck again this year) Let's see if Nash can make it 3 mvps in a row and bring us a freakin title here.
Have You Ever...
Have you ever Just wanted to be loved To find that one Who will make it all right And make all your fears disappear Havve you ever Watched a movie And wanted that kind of love That which never ends And never goes wrong Have you ever Dreamed of a life That seems totally out of reach Only to find it right in front of you Waiting for you to live it Have you ever Thought you'd never be happy That nobody could ever love you And then learn the true meaning Of unconditional love Have you ever Dreamed of someone out of your reach The one that made your heart skip a beat Only to learn they dream the same And want to be yours Have you ever Thought you had nothing Wanted so much more Hated life Then found your happieness in a stranger
Playa Or Not Playa
OK BLOG TIME THIS IS MY CONFESSIONS SO CALL ME USHER NOT. It apears to me that people think of me as a PLAYA well let see if I cant either prove I am or prove im not.I have friends most of them are female although i have slept with a few of them i have not slept with all of the female population or all of my female friends either. Confession #1. Have i ever cammed a person yes i have . Confession #2. Have i ever cammed more the one person at a time yes i have in a truth or dare room in yahoo chat years ago. Confession #3. Have i ever cheated on someone that i have been in an exclusive relationship not just an open or friends with benifits? No i have not cause i have had it done to me more then once and i dont like being hurt so i will not cheat. Cofession #4. Have i dated more then one girl at a time with out the other knowing? Yes however neither one of them and i were in a serious relationship together and we were both with the understanding that we could see other p
For Country
Drunken Biker
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy biker bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, & try his keys on five different bikes before he found his. Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several minutes, looking as if he might pass out right there. Everyone left the bar and rode off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the biker, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The biker replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
My Pussy On Cam?
The Imperial Presidency 2.0 (the New York Times)
The Imperial Presidency 2.0 (The New York Times) 07 Jan 2007 Also last month, Mr. Bush issued another of his infamous "presidential signing statements," which he has used scores of times to make clear he does not intend to respect the requirements of a particular law — in this case a little-noticed Postal Service bill. The statement suggested that Mr. Bush does not believe the government must obtain a court order before opening Americans’ first-class mail... The law is clear on this. A warrant is required to open Americans’ mail under a statute that was passed to stop just this sort of abuse using just this sort of pretext. But then again, the law is also clear on the need to obtain a warrant before intercepting Americans’ telephone calls and e-mail. Mr. Bush began openly defying that law after Sept. 11, 2001, authorizing the National Security Agency to eavesdrop without a court order on calls and e-mail between the United States and other countries.
An Impatient Letter From God
My Dad sent this to me prior to Christmas. I meant to post it a month ago, but it's so well written, I thought it would be worth reading anyway. by Bo Lozoff Bo wrote the following article for the Human Kindness Foundation newsletter at Christmas-time, 1989. It was then included in his 1990 book Just Another Spiritual Book. Since then, the essay has been widely circulated, though almost always unaccredited. Radio commentator Paul Harvey included the piece in his radio program on two occasions, apparently receiving a deluge of calls, mail, and faxes (we hope mostly positive). Now this piece can be found at numerous websites, often edited, and usually listed as, "author unknown." The following is the original letter. Date: Eternity From: GOD To: My Children on Earth re: Idiotic religious rivalries My Dear Children (and believe me, that's all of you), I consider myself a pretty patient Guy. I mean, look at the Grand Canyon. It took millions of years to get it right. And how a
How To Piss A Cop Off!! Please Add U Own To This
When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... Touch him. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you were rushing home because you realized you forgot your helmet. (Particularly good in those Helmet Law states!) Ask him where he bought his cool hat. Refer to him by his first name. Pretend you are gay and ask him out. When he says no, cry. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way. If he asks you to step off the bike, automatically throw yourself onto his hood. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first" Ask to be fingerprinted with can
Hey All!!!!
Well I just thought that i would drop a line to all of you on my friedns and family list and wave to my fans... lol Yup that's right it's me the one and only I am alive and will be setting back up here in a couple of weeks. I hope that you all know that I love and miss you all and I will be talking to you all soon! Dont' give up on me yet I am not gone!!! :P Luv you all and I will talk wit you soon! *muah* *hugz*
Die Soon
What Every Man Should Have Gotten His Lady For X-mas!!
No one is responsible for your happiness, sadness, or success. No one but you. Yes You! The day you take complete responsibility for yourself and your choice is the day you start a journey toward grand personal fulfillment. You're the only one that lives your life. Believe it is or not, you do have the power to succeed at anything you choose. The strength to fulfill your dreams is within you , at this very ,moment. Accepting responsibility without excuses, frees your power to achieve. Whenever you worry about something you give it life, energy and influence over your world. The more you worry about what you do not want, the more likely and possible you make it. Imagine what would happen, though, if every thought of worry were replaced with a positive, creative thought or action. Instead of giving power to your worst fears, you could be giving life to your best possibilities. Certainly there are plenty of things about which you can be justifiably worried. Y
Saying Another Goodbye
Hips Don't LieBy
Song Of The Day 08/01/2007
If anyone here is from Alaska,give a holler...I am trying to move back by spring and get a job commercial fishing. Thanks, Chris
Business Card
Shaun Hands on sexual therapist 'What will your sex business card say?' at
One In Eight Of Iraqis Have Left Their Homes -- Over 2 Million People Have Fled Bush's War For Oil
One in eight of Iraqis have left their homes --UN makes $60m Iraq refugee appeal 09 Jan 2007 The United Nations' refugee body has appealed for $60m (£30.8m, 45m euros) in emergency aid for those fleeing violence in Iraq. One in eight of Iraqis have left their homes, with up to 50,000 people leaving each month, the UNHCR said.
How Stupid Are You?
You scored as Not Stupid At All. You know your stuff when it comes to history and geographyNot Stupid At All100%Average95%Kinda Stupid80%Very stupid40%How Stupid Are You? Actual Facts Quiz!created with
Redneck Computer Repair!
This is So Not me!!! LMAO Now its not very nice to pick on me!!! lol Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Bubba". 4. The CPU has a gun rack mount. 3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. 2. The keyboard is camouflaged. And, The Number One Way To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer... The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
Popped My Cherry
does everyone make that joke?
How To Set Right Priorities
How to Set Right Priorities Ecclesiastes 11:4-6 The Scriptures contain many examples of men and women who had misplaced priorities. Often, they are otherwise godly people who had a momentary lapse in judgment. This should serve as a warning for every believer to consider the importance of holding onto wrong thoughts and desires. For good purposes or bad, we set priorities in one of three ways: 1) by evaluating which things ought to carry the most importance; 2) by giving in to pressure and letting people or circumstances dictate how we should prioritize; or 3) by drifting into habits and modes of thinking that become a way of life. Drifting should be avoided by wise believers because it can lead to a life that feels meaningless. Priorities should be in place before we face challenging circumstances and people. That way, we can be firm in our commitment. The only practical choice, then, is to prioritize on purpose. We do that by setting a goal to live accordin
Switching Direction...
So I've been going back to school, or, going to school however you chose to look at it, for the better part of a year now. 8 years after I really should've done all this shit, I've learned a few things, besides how to paraphrase or Arizona's government structure. 1: At 26, I'm still not 100% on the direction I'm going to take. I make a decent amount of money now, but obviously I'd like to make a few more bucks. 2: After thinking about number 1 I decided I was interested in 4 things, football, fishing, politics and real estate. Since, thanks to my dear, sweet....ok absolutely lunatic mother, no sweet or dear, I was not allowed to play high school football, which would have allowed me to have a crack at college. Also, Fox hasn't returned my calls about being a color guy, maybe they saw my blogs calling their news channel absurd. I would love to have my own fishing show, nobody is biting on that either however, lol. It would be good though, I can see it now.."thanks for checki
Which Flower Are U
Which Flower are You? You are a Lily:You are graceful, gentle, calm, and pure and perhaps a little shy (though your shyness is part of your charm). You are a very honorable person who always wants to do the right thing. Your calm attitude has a soothing effect on others.Symbolism: The lily has long been used as a symbol of majesty, honor, chastity, and purity of heart.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Weapon Of Choice
Looks like we are going to have a WORTHY candidate for President in 2008!!!! In case you think that I am joking, all of this information can be found at the offical Christopher Walken For President website listed in my "Links" section . . . Actor Christopher Walken to run as Candidate in 2008 Presidential Race August 12, 2006 New York - Early today, actor Christopher Walken, 62, held a private conference at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York in which he announced his intentions to run for the Presidency of the United States in the 2008 Election. Said the Queens native, “I have always been a follower of politics. My father was friends with the mayor of Schodack (NY) back in the 1940’s. We would walk the streets of Schodack and the people, they would wave to him. The children adored him. That is what I love to be, a man of respect and love.” From a statement by Walken's agent, Toni Howard: “Mr. Walken has greatly admired the celebrities who have entered poli
Work Aholic
That right love's I'm a work aholic.. I want to work and there's nothing here to massage... I need work now. Were can i find a back to work on... any takers???
I might smoke a Marlboro for the fuck of it But I'ma keep it menthol till you all wanna puff on it Rough and ragged, and my voice is all raspy Teeth all rotten and yellow, my breath nasty I smoke 3, 4, 5 packs a day Just rotting my moustache away It ain't no time to play, cause I get winded so quick And when I spit it's so yellow and thick it'll probably make you sick And wanna throw up Now, baby, hold up What you mean it ain't no smoking in there? I'm about to blow up I like my shit whenever, know what I mean? And I can't help it if you can't appreciate my nicotine I'm not a quitter So laugh and give no love that patch I'd rather smoke by the pack Now where my mothafucking smokers at? Now light it up and take a hit You gotta admit that you addicted to my menthol, bitch
From The Book: Smoking Saved My Life (well, Not Really)
It was late, I was tired and I was cranky. It was also below freezing and there was “pogonip” in the air. For those who do not know what “pogonip” is, I can’t wait to inform you. You just won’t believe it, but it’s true. Pogonip is the Washoe Indian word for “white death”. It is unique to my area and its what happens when: the temperature drops below freezing, AND, there is a humidity factor nearing 100 percent. That humidity, at below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, crystallizes in the air. And it hangs there. Until you breathe. And then it enters your lungs, melts, and becomes pneumonia. Doubt it? Come live here for the months of December, January, February and March. It can even happen in JULY! So, to make a short story long, I was driving out the Pyramid Lake highway, which, for the Reader’s edification is one of the most desolate stretches of road in North America, at 9pm on a Friday night. I would have much preferred to be sitting in Foley’s Pub warming my hands on a
Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.
What Kind Of Witch Are You
What kind of 'witch' are you? You are a dark witch. You are drawn to what you probably call "the dark arts" because of a need for power and mystery. You probably dress in a gothic style and like to exude a sense of strength and power. You might wear large crosses (how they are related to witchcraft is beyone me) and dark makeup.. lots of black. You don't have much natural power and are a lot of show, but you're a kickass girl and we all admire.. em.. fear you :)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Purity Of Sensuality
Your neck warms. Fire creeps to your cheeks You swear your soul trembled. What were you supposed to be doing When the tiny message Interrupted? You can't think Your heart smolders up your throat Pure sensuality fogs your thoughts You forget how to breathe In moments Your heart still does the two-step Or is it a jive? It's just fantasy Tinged with reality. Droplets ripple waves Through former nothing Havoc created. The shock waves rock Your core Like an atomic bomb, Leaving your spinning. You smile with smug self satisfaction at the new self you see in your mirror.
Late at night I think of you I think of lust And of things I'd do I think of passion And of pain And how sometimes There one in the same I think of sweaty Summer nights And your naked body By bon fire lights I think of us In my room On a breezy Afternoon I think of pleasent Passionate pleas As you sqeel out With glee I think of all these things I thought And of all the things I sought And not about the things I've got But about the love you've brought
Grew Up In The 80's Part 2
You wanted to be on StarSearch. (Come on, we all did) You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." You can remeber watching full house and saved by the bell for endless hours. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future." You know what "Sike" means. You wanted to be a Goonie ("Goonies never say die.") You ever wore flourescent -neon if you will clothing...(or nailpolish) You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. You know all the words to "ice ice baby". You can still sing the rap to "fresh Prince of BelAir". You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf. You wanted to communicate with some being nam
3,000 British Troops To Pull Out Of Iraq By May
3,000 British troops to pull out of Iraq by May 11 Jan 2007 Thousands of British troops will return home from Iraq by the end of May, The Daily Telegraph can reveal today. Tony Blair will announce within the next fortnight that almost 3,000 troops are to be cut from the current total of 7,200, allowing the military to recover from four years of battle that have left it severely overstretched.;jsessionid=HGJLAQRCU5CTHQFIQMGCFF4AVCBQUIV0?
Hmm..mookie..dying For U :)
everyday is the same as previous so bored..nothing is changig..what should i do?help me..make some suggestion pls..........mean time dying for me and rescue me:) u understood what i mean..:)
More Poetry
Raisin Bran I saw your crazy horse dripping with color breaking through the clouds an eclectic mirage carrying thunder... Free spirited devotion steadfast in illusion a beauty so wild your story on canvas emotional fusion... 1.11.07 James C Leveroni *what I got from a womans painting at an artshow
A Friend Is In Need Of Points
hey all muh friends and fans if you can do me a favor and add to ur friends list.......she is a real good friend and she needs some points

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