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I Wish....
I wish I had ears. Oh, wait. I do. YAY!
Me So Horny
I'm a man, baby. Of course I'm horny. Duh. I just try not to make it the central motivator in my life. But do show me your boobs, by all means. I'll respect you or whatever in the morning. If I'm still around. Which I won't be. Because I'm a man.
"my Wish"
"My Wish" I hope that the days come easy and the moments pass slow, And each road leads you where you want to go, And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the one that means the most to you. And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window, If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile, But more than anything, more than anything, My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold, And while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, Yeah, this, is my wish. I hope you never look back, but ya never forget, All the ones who love you, in the place you left, I hope you always forgive, and you never regret, And you help somebody every chance you get, Oh, you find God's grace, in ev
Un Aware What U Mean When U Tell Me Run Away
You know today is a lonely day... I have been married for 4 years today and even though my husband lives in the same house with us... He is not truely there. I am used to the sclience and the loneliness that I have but it is hard to have "special" days and not hear anything. No I love you, No how was your day, No Happy Aniversary... Nothing to fill the void that he has left inside ml soul... So I sit here and wish for some one to love me in return. But that person will never come. He just gets further away from me with every breath I take...
Good Pix Video But Wtf Is With The Music Omfg
My First Time Going Clubbing
was weird and intersting! just got back from the club and staying at my sisters house right now! it was intersting we got there and i was kinda like i really wanted to have a boyfriend to go with because basicly everyone had a date and i felt kinda left out but i got to hang on eric all night lol! yah we (my sister and i) got to dance one time to nine inch nails! i basicly sat in the down stairs bar area and watched hell boy most of the night! my sister ex was kinda stalking me when i was there which buged me but i got over it! but yah it was hella funny at the club there was really cute guy and well my sister dared me to go up to him and ask him i can slap his ass and he said no and then i grapped my friend eric who was dressed up like caption jack and well i said to him well i hottie guy who looks like johnny depp and well all cracked up and then i ran into this other guy he was cute too and well ran his hand down my back and place his hand on my butt and well i slapped his ass an
Dark Days
standing on the cliff seeing the distant mist wishing you was still here wanting you my dear lost all in a rush now all that is seen is the drifting dust the pain is no more for what i did can not be undone the memory of this deed is all i leave you til we meet again my love dark days shall remain
Tds Announcement
For my own convience, all comments have been cleaned up and friends were removed for "lack of activity" basically haven't heard from ya in forever so either assume you don't want to here from you or you ain't on much anymore. Thanks for your time and as always for choosing TDS as your quality provider modifaction provider. ~T
The Ghost And I
The excitement is building As I prepare for the night Riding off to share desires It makes it worth the flight Off to meet this sexy ghost He's back from the dead The sensual treats I deliver Will be passionately fed It will be on Halloween night The ghost and I will meet In will wear sexy witch attire He wearing a white sheet I have stirred my love potion Sweetest passion I brew I will fly neath the moon light Where we will rendezvous After we savour love potions Which whets our appetite Passionate desire will arise When the ghost and I unite True love is like a ghost, always talked about but rarely seen." Happy Halloween To All!!! Have A Great Day !!!
You Know What.
This place is just like a bar really. Like every guy on here tells EVERY GIRL the same damn thing. Oh you have such beautiful eyes. Oh what a nice ass, oh how pretty. Omfg Stfu already. Say something different for a change. Would it kill someone to be fucking original? Seriously. I mean all anyones here for is attention. Fucking ATTENTION. And you can't sit there and say you're not, cause then you'd be a fucking liar. Everyone wants the same thing. Its a fucking popularity contest. Lets see who can show who more fucking skin. Bullshit. You know someone pointed out to me a few weeks ago, that most of the men on here just talk to me because of my private album and i laughed in there face literally, but now im starting to realize he was right. He truly was. This place is full of perverts, and attention whores. Now dont get me wrong im not saying im not one. Cause yeah i like attention and blah blah blah. But That doesnt mean shit. I swear, i have over 3000 friends, and you know h
Everything that kills Eventually dies
Coming Soon...
I will soon be posting some pics of the Bar Wench and be posting a vote of which video of Dakota dancing to Madonna's "Sorry" to put up in the photos as soon as I recieve them.
You Have Good Karma
You Have Good Karma" height="100" width="100"> In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's">">How's Your Karma?
Take That, Beyotch!
Don't you ever question my counts on circulation reports I've coded for you. Damn skippy I'll bitch-slap you if you do. Ha choo cha!
You Know Your An Emt Or Paramedic If....
There are a number of these that are true. Too Many. LOL The funniest one is number 11....we were actually talking about getting a bunch of us together and writing a book....Does that make us sick? LOL 1. You have the bladder capacity of five people. 2. You have ever restrained someone and it was NOT a sexual experience. 3. You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air. 4. Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash. (rollover) 5.You put your finger on the emergency button on your radio when anyone seems friendly towards you. 6. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills. 7. You disbelieve 90% what you hear and 75% what you see. 8. You have your weekends off planned for a year. 9. You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. 10. You refer to your favorite resturant by the intersection at which it's located. 11. You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the fi
Latee Night :[
So last nite was fun :D got to hang out with my boyz & Lorin, got two 24 packs of budweiser, chyeah! and a fifth of captian morgan, i was feeelinn fine. didnt go to bed till 5 this morning and had to be to school at 730, yeah so basically i was like dead at school. i hope everyone had a good halloweeen :D like me
Leland Chapman
"You're Beautiful"
22 Ways
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 10 . Play with her hair. 11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16 . Give her piggyback rides. 17 . Bring her flowers 18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. 19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. 20 . Let h
I Hate Spiders
I was picking up my clothes from the bathroom so I can wash them. And guess what I found... Poor me. I had no bug spary in the house. I use Jim's old spice spary. So now the house smells like that. I HATE SPIDERS!!! POOR POOR ME
Only If It Rains =)
Nude Running A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon. He started running along beside the others about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. It wasn't
so true so in love so sincere with you here so much needing you so cause you are my world my life the air i breath so truely in love with the woman of my life
Well duh. It's Thursday. Can we stop with all the "happy hump mday" stuff now? I get really tired of you people pointing out my hump.
Lost Weight
the emptiness has met defeat I feel whole, the enigmatic puzzle made complete all because I felt something today bittersweet was the feeling in a curiously odd way not like a needle prick or a swift ass kick not like a shoulder tap nor like a facial slap unlike a pain nor distain unlike hate unlike being irate doubtful I'm wrong, but if so I'll repent but this blessing could only be heaven sent you know the similar feeling when epiphany lights up your mind & face and you feel as if you've been granted access to a different place and you are now privy to momentary grace and you dwell in it's embrace yes that's how I felt the "house" seems to be in my favor, judging from the "hand" I've been "dealt" I have been gifted burdens lifted feels GREAT, the best I've felt to date the cord has been cut, it's seems I've lost some excess baggage as well as some (figurative) weight
Sometimes We Let Go In Hard Ways
Surender When there is nothing to loose and everything to gain It is easy to let go of the world of pain I fought to hold on for far to long Till all that I longed for was gone In the steps of life there is time to greive To face the hurt, heal and releave. Hard facts are always there be seen Honesty in everything is called by some obcene But for the only place of trust we hold true The lack of the truth was a bill past due Pretending that all was doing great Lead to a life filled with bitterness and hate Our debit to be payed came way to hard The deck of life dealt the death card Now we stand alone to behold our fate I surender my love and let go of my hate. R. Thomas Dinsmore
God Is Soooo Very Good
After living what I felt was a "decent" life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a courthouse. The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table. As I looked around I saw the "prosecutor." He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen. I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him. The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room. I couldn't take my eyes off of Him. As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, "Let us begin." The prosecutor rose and said, "My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this man belongs in hell." He proceeded to tell of lies I tol
Quotes Of The Day For 11/2 - Mothers And Motherhood
"Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction." Annie Sullivan "Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own." Aristotle "Women do not have to sacrifice personhood if they are mothers. They do not have to sacrifice motherhood in order to be persons. Liberation was meant to expand women's opportunities, not to limit them. The self-esteem that has been found in new pursuits can also be found in mothering." Elaine Heffner "Time is the only comforter for the loss of a mother." Jane Welsh Carlyle
Other Mythology
Torvas, the Viking has started an entirely different myth of Creation. It is his opinion that Caine was a favored and blessed warrior of Odin. There us no doubt that Gangrels such as Laibon of Africa and Anda of Asia have different ones as well. This is just the stories the European Gangrel shared. The main problem with historical research among the Kindred and Gangrel in particlar, is that we have maintained an oral tradition throughout history. Over time our Elders tend to become monstrous beasts who lack the capacity for speach. If you have information from a reliable ancient source please by all means let me know. My email address is I will read each one and respond to it.
My Love For You Grows
My Love for You Grows by Darrell Lamar Williams Everyday my love for you grows, At dawn it?s plentiful, By dusk it overflows. Saturating my world with splendor and light, By the next day It will be twice as bright. You give my life abundance where once was debt, As time passes My love grows stronger yet. My love I pour into you, may you never get your fill, For as I pour My love grows more potent still. Take these words and know they are real, For tomorrow Will only intensify the way I feel. As the sun retires, helping the moon to glow, Just another day My love for you grows.
Unsilenced by Ashley Marie Cottrell Your face was soft, like a cloud of smoke. Your hands froze the world in a single stroke. Your eyes were the light at the end of the storm. Your arms were the blanket that kept me warm. The sound of your heart made planets collide. The touch of your lips changed the pace of the tide. You made me whole and tore me apart. Your perception of life unsilenced my heart.
Nobody Move!!
Another from Detroit: A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
Hey Everyone!
you know what i'm seeing every time i make it to 10,000 and 13 the counter jumps back up to 10,200 and then i rate more and it goes back down to 10,000 and 3 then back know what i think i think this shit is fixed so u have a harder time to bring down the points!! maria
Baby lets go Away from here Dont be confused The way is clear And if you want it you got it forever This is not a one-night stand, baby, so... Let the music take your mind Just release and you will find Youre gonna fly away Glad youre going my way I love it when were cruisin together Music is played for love Cruisin it made for love I love it when were cruisin together Baby tonight Belongs to us Everything is right Do what you must And inch by inch we get closer and closer To every little part of each other, ooh baby, yeah, so... Let the music take your mind Just release and you will find Cruise with me baby Ooh, ooh Ohh, ooh Oh baby lets cruise Lets float, lets glide Ohh lets open up and go inside And if you want it you got it forever I could just stay here beside ou and love you baby So... Let the music take your mind Just release and you will find Youre gonna fly away Glad youre going my way I love it when were cruisin togethe
The Dark Carnival!
The Dark Carnival preaches to everyone in many different ways. Me and Shaggy are just one of it's ways to reach people. For example, even an old lady that plays Bingo every weekend will eventually hear the words of the Dark Carnival only it will be through a different outlet. Something that interests her will give her the message. Weather or not she acts upon it is up to her. What ever this force is, it reaches us all, whether you heed its warnings or not is your own choice. This is what will happen to those that received the Dark Carnival's messages threw us. After death, your soul will stand up out of your body. You will all the sudden see The Dark Carnival's parade of wagons rolling towards you. Lead by the 6 Joker's Card faces on giant flags and an entire parade of ghost and wagons following them. You'll know right when you see them that there not with God and not with the Devil... These wagons are about to take you to one of them though. You're about to face judgment. I think T
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources . In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also im
Yet Again I Post Another Blog
im tired of campaign commercials..and i am tired of people posting bullentins asking for people to vote for their photos..listen up yea morons..if your photos are in a private folder..and your post goes to everyone on your family/friends/fans list...don't you think it would be appropriate to make sure that all your photos are accessible? ugh...people just don't get a's
i hope i get to do something tomorrow...if not i won't be surprised at all......and fuck why hasn't Ken called me?? bull shyt...imma angry penguin today
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My Candy Heart
Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss" You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship. You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you Your flirting style: friendly and sweet What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Life Cycle
I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old peoples home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, --- and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
Schoolboy Crush Part 1..
Schoolboy crush. part 1 It was Ricardo's, Rick as his friends called him, first year in college. Armed with all the high school basics, he was going for journalism major and a literary minor. Even still having a solid foundation to start on he was a bit nervous about his first day. There was rumor she was a very beautiful older woman. That was his biggest weakness as he has always found older women incredibly attractive. His older brother Stephan had been picking on him for years about this and had been torturing him for a week about Ms. Blair and how he'd probably fail due to his own lustful ways. Dana Blair was in her mid 30's. She had been married before to her high school sweetheart but that drifted apart as their goals in college changed and they wanted different things. They parted before children were introduced into the marriage and that was for the best, as Dana had traveled in pursuit of her journalism career. Her travels took her back to her homeland of France, it was
Voyeur .. Just A Walk In The Park..
Voyeur .. just a walk in the park.. Abbygayle had left the office early after finishing her research. Oh what a warm summer afternoon it was. The sky bright blue with only a few white puffy clouds passing slowly by. The sun bright lighting up her long red hair, making it look like the embers of an evening bonfire. She drew in a deep breath soaking in its freshness. She didn't really feel like going straight home.. but going for a drink in the afternoon didn't appeal to he.. Maybe a walk in the park to relax and start her weekend. She entered the park and saw a few couples on benches talking and laughing. A few had children playing near by. As she walked farther she remembered a path she took as a child that led to a clearing, a perfect place to clear her mind and get a little sun.. Ah yes this is it.. there was a small break in the trees and she stepped in, looking back to make sure no one saw her. As she ventured down the tiny path, it curved this way and back again. She
A Mistress Menage
A Mistress Menage The week had been long and she thought it was time for another outing. She so loved going out dancing and finding a third for them to play with. As a good Mistress she wanted to also reward her pet for the extra effort in caring for her. She phoned her pet and told him as a reward he needed to prepare for a night out at their favorite place. He knew what to do. Her pet greeted her at the door holding it for her with his leash attached to his collar. She smiled and giggled a little as she passed him. Now pet is my bath prepared. yes Mistress he replied eagerly. Come then.. he followed her to the bathroom and asked her.. Mistress may I undress you? Yes you may pet. He unzipped her dress and lowered it so she could step out of it. Her lacy red bra and panties always turned him on but he held back his excitement for fear of losing the reward of the night. His hands were almost trembling as he removed her under garments. Mmmm good boy she said and patted his h
(A tiskit a taskit The scarecrows out his casket Turn out the lites and lock the doors Prayin that he passes) A vision of the dead and the inbread of the backwoods Muthafucka born inside a tool shed Momma never loved me never paid me no attention Daddy was a rapist 30 years upstate in Fulton County Prison And I was raised by my own will Survivin offa scraps and bones Bear traps and road kill Spendin my days and my nites all alone N my mind is gone there sumthin wrong wit my dome They shoulda put me in that tomb I didnt ask for this life When they cut me out the womb with a dull pocket knife Now i walk with a scythe And a murderous ability A corn-fed muthafucka filled with hostility Cracked out and im gone off the moonshine A hundred eighty proof wine made from that muska dyin Out in these corn fields learnin all these wicked skills Swingin slicin choppin dicin Country boy born to kill (Chorus x2) A demon spawn child of a bastard son seven born at seven and
Song Of The Day Dave Matthews Band - I Did It
Dave Matthews Band I Did It Lyrics Dave Matthews Band I Did It Lyrics I’m mixing up a bunch of magic stuff A magic mushroom cloud of care A potion that'll rock, the boat will rock And make a bomb of love and blow it up I did it Do you think I’ve gone too far? I did it Guilty as charged I did it It was me right or wrong I did it Yeah I never did a single thing that did a single thing To change the ugly ways of the world I didn’t know it felt so right inside I didn’t know it all I opened up the curtains I heard sirens there, the lights flash and crawl But I did it justice I just did it for the buzz, oh It’s a nickel or a dime for what I’ve done The truth is that I don’t really care For such a lovely crime I’ll do the time You better lock me up I’ll do it again I did it Do you think I’ve gone too far? I did it Guilty as charged I did it It was me right or wrong I did it Yeah I never did a single thing that did a single thing To change the ugly
The Search
There is something about me not everyone knows. I was adopted. My parents told me this when I was seven, and I have been struggeling with it ever since. I want to know where I came from. I need to know who i am completely. There is this huge empty space in my life and not knowing who my birth family is, makes my life difficult. I have looked into beginning a search. I have found so many dead ends that i am about to throw my hands up and say screw it. I know where and when i was born. I know that the adoption was private and the records are sealed. I know i cannot afford a private investigator or one of those fancy kits that help me get through the legal stuff. I really do not know how I am going to get this done, but I have to. I just need to know. I will gladly take ay suggetions if anyone has any knowledge on closed adoptions. I am desperate to fix this empty space in my life.
Broken Inside
~Broken~ Please don't tell me not to cry. Please don't say there was a reason why you dont know what I am feeling or how much I hurt.The wet spots are from tears on the collar of this shirt.You think I should go on with my life,forget about it and be strong.But deep down I am sad,and I dont want to go along, I dont expect you to understand why for no apparent reason I break down and start to cry.My life has changed forever,you see and that is why I am not acting like the same old me.So please dont try to act like nothing happened because its changed my life forever.I will never be the same again,Not today,Not tomorrow,but never.I guess the best thing you can do for me is judt be there,Just like always,my friend.My broken heart is hurting bad and willnever mend! ~Mandy~ To:~Jeramiah
I think this is what is known as Satire, discuss Bulletin
Lasagna Florentine
Prep Time:5 min Start to Finish:35 min Makes:5 servings 1 pound lean ground beef 1 medium onion, chopped (1/2 cup) 4 cups hot water 1 package Hamburger Helper® lasagna 1 package (10 ounces) frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed to drain 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese (4 ounces) 1. Cook beef and onion in 10-inch skillet over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until beef is brown; drain. 2. Stir in hot water, uncooked Pasta and Sauce Mix. Heat to boiling, stirring occasionally. 3. Reduce heat; cover and simmer 14 to 16 minutes, stirring occasionally, until pasta is tender. Stir in spinach; sprinkle with cheese. Cover and simmer about 3 minutes or until cheese is melted. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft) Decrease hot water to 3 3/4 cups and increase first simmer time to 17 min. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 400 (Calories from Fat 140 ); Total Fat 15 g (Saturated Fat 7 g); Cholesterol 70 mg; Sodium 1190 mg; Total Carbohydrate 37 g (Dietary Fiber 2 g
Picture Comments And Profile Layouts
Okay, what would a day be like without Daddy Roush getting a couple things off his chest. Today's Cherry Rants... Just two.. Both really good one's too. Many of you have probably thought it, but I'm gonna tell it. Read on, and comment until your hearts content on this bulletin. I don't care. It's the truth, PERIOD!! 1. How is it that a person can have have 100 or 200+ pictures on their profile, and someone with only 10 to 30 pics can take the time to comment AND rate all of their pics, but the person with stock in Kodack ca't return the favor? Will someone please explain that to me? I fail to understand the logic behind such selfish disregsard for others. 2.) I don't wanna single anyone out, so I will just say it in the open to no one in particularly. Highspeed access is a wonderful thing. But here is a little tip for you. Once you have your page all GLORIFIED with all the glitz and glamour that you want on it. Make note of your Cherry address, log out of Cherry, close your web
4746 to go folks til level 11
Song Of The Day Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre(featuring Eminem)
[Dr. Dre] Y'all know me, still the same O.G., but I been low key Hated on by most these niggaz wit no cheese, no deals and no G's No wheels and no keys, no boats no snowmobiles, and no ski's Mad at me cause I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries Got a crib wit a studio and it's all full of tracks to add to the wall full of plaques Hangin up in the office in back of my house like trophies Did y'all think I'ma let my dough freeze? Hoe please You better bow down on both knees Who you think taught you to smoke trees? Who you think brought you the oldies? Eazy-E's, Ice Cube's, and D.O.C's The Snoop D-O-double-G's and the group that said mother-"Fuck Tha Police" Gave you a tape full of dope beats to bump when you stroll through in your hood And when your album sales wasn't doin too good who's the Doctor they told you to go see? Y'all better listen up closely All you niggaz that said that I turned pop, or The Firm flopped Y'all are the reason that Dre ain
Veteran's Day Proclamation
Veterans Day, 1954 BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A PROCLAMATION 3071 Whereas it has long been our customs to commemorate November 11, the anniversary of the ending of World War I, by paying tribute to the heroes of that tragic struggle and by rededicating ourselves to the cause of peace; and Whereas in the intervening years the United States has been involved in two other great military conflicts, which have added millions of veterans living and dead to the honor rolls of this Nation; and Whereas the Congress passed a concurrent resolution on June 4, 1926 (44 Stat. 1982), calling for the observance of November 11 with appropriate ceremonies, and later provided in an act approved May 13, 1938 (52 Stat. 351) , that the eleventh of November should be a legal holiday and should be known as Armistice Day; and Whereas, in order to expand the significance of that commemoration and in order that a grateful Nation might pay appropriate homage to the veter
"we Don't Die"
TWIZTID LYRICS "We Don't Die" We ain't underground by accident There's only a select few that can handle this Freek shit Apparition of a poltergeist Blessed with heart But is cold as ice and broken twice Now I walk with an axe Dressed in all jet black with contacts Straight maniac Warlock, Samhain and Salem's Lot Sand through the hour glass ticking of the clock If you don't know by now it's too late We the most serious thing on the market since date rape We the dead We don't explain or feel pain, beserko Keep it underground to maintain Bitch you better checknuts I'm doing voodoo in 66 in 6 months Ridin' in a digged out hearse with gold spokes Puffin' on 2 ton blunt with dead folks and it's like that Axe Murderers, we don't die Serial Killas, we don't die Freeks of the Night, we don't die We get high, we don't die Coming up outta the ground From the underground tunnel of dirt Keep away from the mainstream lover Just want somebody to move and get hu
If Your Life Was A Movie!!!
F YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool.... Opening Credits: California Sky - Blink 182 Waking Up: I'm always happy when I'm listening to ska - Proi First Day At School: One more night alone - Friday Hill Falling In Love: Desperado - Johnny Cash Fight Song: She has a girl friend now - Reel Big Fish Breaking Up: Many Meetings - Howard Shore Prom: Why don't you give me your love - The Zutons Life: Foundation of stone - From Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring Mental Breakdown: I can make you a man - Rocky Horror Picture Show Driving: Advertising Space - Robbie Williams Flashback: I'll be ready - Sunblock Wedding: Someone (furious FEZ remix) -
Good One!
Life is what you make it~ so make it good!"
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Song Of The Day Garbage - Push It
I was angry when I met you I think I'm angry still We can try to talk it over If you say you'll help me out Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) No need to fight Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) We'll be alright Chorus: This is the noise that keeps me awake My head explodes and my body aches Push it, make the beats go harder Push it, make the beats go harder I'm sorry that I hurt you Please don't ask me why I want to see you happy I want to see you shine Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) Don't be uptight Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) We'll stay up all night Chorus C'mon push it, you can do it C'mon prove it, nothing to it C'mon use it, let's get through it C'mon push it, you can do it Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) Don't be uptight Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) We'll stay up all night Chorus (3x) Don't worry baby We'll be alright Don't worry baby We'll be alright Push it Push it Push it Push it Push it
JANUARY=SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 m
Life Is Short Eat Your Cake While You Can...
Fire CrotchPeople Iced:FourteenCar Bombs Planted:None. Pathetic.Favorite WeaponA CandlestickArms Broken:FiveEyes Gouged:SevenTongues Cut Off:ThreeBiggest Enemy:The Ice TrayGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
I'm trying to deal with it Being different and all that Invisible broken wings are fixed on my back Pitch black your outta sight your outta mind Who you don't see now, your gonna forget overtime Let's rewind now how your wings got broke Maybe it's because you took life for a goddamn joke I can't eat, causin' panics in the streets Everybody runnin' you can see the axe comin', call us Outcast we the strange on display But little do they know I give a fuck what they say I represent all the killas and people who lost faith Heaven's a journey and hell's just around the way Where it's at Just around the way Heaven's a journey but hell's just around the Muthafuckin' way
The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine". The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state
Ok I Thought This Was Funny It Is Not To Anyone
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue... I’m In Love But Not With You... When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried But All It Was... Was Another Guy, You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick, I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick... I Said I Loved You And You Thought It Was True, But Guess What Baby?! You Got Played Too!!
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
Halloween With Tygre Ch. 02
Halloween with Tygre Ch. 02 by Laetor © Her breathing slowly came back down to normal, and she slid down and turned around on the couch until she was sitting normally, with her legs off the edge, facing me. My cock was still erect, dripping precome and slick with our combined juices. She took me by the shoulders, leaned in closely and said "Thank you, baby. That felt great. Now stand up." I stood up. Looking straight into my eyes and smiling seductively, she leaned forward and planted a soft, sloppy wet kiss right on my cockhead. Her eyes sparkled and she leaned even further forward. Her lips opened and she took half my dick inside her sweet, hot mouth. I shivered to feel such exquisite sensations inside me. My hands reached out and held her shoulders loosely. The one thing I could never get over about Tygre was the softness of her skin. No other woman I had ever met had skin as soft as Tygre's. I didn't know if she used some sort of skin conditioner or what, but the qua
Hopefully This Is Not Swallowed!
SO like, I just wanted to say I love this site but I wish more people interacted and commented on stuff, I try to do it for everyone and show all those people love. anyone can give a 10 but lets all throw some comments down shall we!
Quotes Of The Day For 11/9 - Goals
"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe." Anatole France "We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same." Anne Frank "Nothing happens unless first we dream." Carl Sandburg "Our ideals resemble the stars, which illuminate the night. No one will ever be able to touch them. But the men who, like the sailors on the ocean, take them for guides, will undoubtedly reach their goal." Carl Schurz "I long to accomplish a great and noble tasks, but it is my chief duty to accomplish humble tasks as though they were great and noble. The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker." Hellen Keller "The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." Michelangelo "Goals are not only absolutely necessary to moti
Leaving Town Today
I will be leaving oklahoma to go back home to the farm for deer season, it starts tomorrow. I'll be gone for about a week. Hope ya'll have fun and shit hopefully i'll come back with some really good pictures of the trip.
Counting Crows - Hangin Around
she sat right down on the sofa and said where have you been I抳e been waiting for you cause' last night I had something so good these days get so long and I got nothin to do I been hanging around this town on a corner I been bummin' around this old town so long I been hanging around this town on a corner I been bummin' around this old town for way too long we spent all day gettin sober just hiding from daylight, watching TV (fading away) we just look a lot better in the blue light well you know I gotta get out but I'm stuck so tight weighed by the chains that keep me hanging around this town on a corner I been bummin' around this old town to long I been hanging around this town on a corner I been bummin' around this old town for way too long (well everybody trip..) this girl listens to the band play she says where have you been I been lyin' right here on the floor (right here on the floor) well I got all this time to be waiting for what is mine t
My Gift #2
You scored as You have the gift of Music!. You have the gift of music! Many may think that this is a crapy gift but believe me its not! Aslong as you can develop your gift and talent you'll get anywere you want to in life emotionaly and physicaly speeking. This gift helps you stay intune w/ your soroundings making you a lovable person. You are probably a person who loves nature,rain,the dark,and animals. Remember musicians are born not made. Good luck! Please Rate my Quizz!You have the gift of Music!86%Mind Control54%Leadership43%Psychic7%Everyone has a gift, what is yours?created with
What Killer Are You
You scored as Michael Myers. You are Michael Myers. You are quiet, and have serious family issues. You wont rest until you kill your entire family, and everyone who gets in your way. You dont really care what you kill with, but you prefer a nice butcher knife from the kitchen. There is no hope for you. There is nothing living behind your eyes but evil. Michael Myers80%Buffalo Bill70%Jigsaw70%Jason Voorhees60%Hannibal Lecter60%Leatherface60%Captain Spaulding60%Pinhead55%Freddy Krueger50%Candyman35%Which Ho
Whats Your Kinky Turn On
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Bondage83%Blind Folds67%Whips67%Chains/Handcuffs58%Blood42%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Which Creature Of Death Are You
You scored as Vampire. You are a vampire dead and lost. You love pain agony and deathVampire63%Ware wolf56%The reaper50%Which creature of death are you?created with
My Girl's Brain Pattern
Your Brain's Pattern Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly. You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions. And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring. It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?
10 Things Not To Say To Ure New G/f's Folks
1. My parole officer thinks Tara has a calming effect on me. 2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday? 3. Which one of you taught Tara to give such great head? 4. Can you believe it! Those shitheads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check! 5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times. 6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable, in my opinion. 7. Tara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her. 8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it? 9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Tara's will be okay too. 10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.
Love Or Lust?
Love or Lust! Which do u prefer and why?
So, I don't know why chicks dig guys with ginormous muscles because when I see guys online that are super ripped I just think of the scene in American History X when Edward Norton gets raped. I much prefer a scrawny guy that can't really hurt me because every time I see some meathead with a tribal tat I think to myself, 'Gee, that guy looks like he'd make my anus bleed. No thank you.' So to all you buff dudes that want my hot ass, I will quote the great prophet Shania Twain when I say, that don't empress me much.
Full Body Tan
An Irish girl on Vacation in Spain headed for the hotel roof for some sun. On her first day up there she wore a bathing suit, but since there was no one around that day, she removed it in order to acquire an all-over tan. She was lying on her stomach when she heard someone running up the stairs. She quickly pulled a towel over herself and was confronted by the hotel assistant manager. "Excuse me," he said. "The hotel doesn’t mind you sunning yourself on the roof, but we would appreciate it if you wore a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What's the problem?" she asked. "No one can see me up here." "That's not quite true," he replied. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
Punny Tree Joke
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Another Song(lets Keep The Ninety's Going Week :) ) Toad The Wet Sprocket - All I Want
ah what the hell I'm on a roll here's another one :) remember this song from 1991?? what a good one! nothing's so loud as hearing when we lie the truth is not kind and you've said neither am i but the air outside so soft is saying everything everything all i want is to feel this way to be this close, to feel the same all i want is to feel this way the evening speaks, i feel it say... nothing's so cold as closing the heart when all we need is to free the soul but we wouldn't be that brave i know and the air outside so soft, confessing everything everything and it won't matter now whatever happens to me though the air speaks of all we'll never be it won't trouble me and it feels so close let it take me in let it hold me so i can feel it say...
Ever Been Jellous
I have and I let it over run my best judgement . I had a friend once I wanted to keep all to myself ... so i devised a plan that was foolish at best ... I thought if I could make this friend grow tired of things on a site they would be more attentive to me ... you see I missed those times we shared and how we could make our own fun .... I missed have my friend to myself... a funny thing happens when we act out of selfishness ... we loose what we had.... I am too much on the side of wanting this friend in selfish ways to ever go back there .... ya see that consuming type of possesive nature would come back and take over ... it would end what was good again ... I had my friend all to myself once and I loved it ... i loved it because I have a very empty life and my friend filled it... that I miss but I don't want to hurt my friend anymore ... aand I don't think I can help it as I know when it comes to my friend I am always going to be selfish ! bad flaw
Please Don't Hate Me
Please don't hate me when I voice my opinions on the mumm about immigration
Quotes Of The Day For 11/12 - Friendship
"No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow." ALice Walker "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born." Anais Nin "The friendship between a man and a woman which does not lead to marriage or desire for marriage may be a life long experience of the greatest value to themselves and to all their circle of acquaintance and of activity; but for this type of friendship both a rare man and a rare woman are needed. Perhaps it should be added that either the man or the woman thus deeply bound in lifelong friendship who seeks marriage must find a still rarer man or woman to wed, to make such a three cornered comradeship a permanent success." Anna Garlin Spencer "The sharing of joy, whether physical, emotional, psychic, or intellectual, forms a bridge between the sharers which can be the basis for understanding much of what is not shared between them
"A friend is someone who learns your song, and when you forget it or come to a point where you can't sing it back, your friend sings it for you until you can once again sing it for yourself." -Tex Sample Sometimes we are the friend, and sometimes we are the person who cannot sing their song for a time. It's a great joy to know that the song continues regardless.
My immortal unknown trapped within my own soul kept and keen on all there is unsure of where to look. Lost. alone. unnerved. Long it has rested in a gilded cage waken by those who rattle the bars All looking for the key that would set the creature free kept within the cage itself where no one thought to look.
Drama Kings And Queens
This is for all the Drama Kings and Queens out there. Made just for you
Just Standing There...
New Pics!
I got new pictures up.. I een really busy with work and the daily routine that I have been neglecting all the awesome people on this site.. sorry guys! but i had a free minute so i posted some recent pics i took and said hello to a few people.. check em out and tell me what you think... Peace love and firearms.. Suicidal
Playlist For 11/17/06
Here's Ya Button For Winamp...Tune In, Rock Out!! Here's Ya Button To The NEW Microsite...Tune In, Rock Out!! The Genocydal Empyre v2.0 Playlist for 11/17/06 12:00am - 2:00am EST 1. The Genocydal Empyre v2.0 (Faith And The Muse - Cantus) (6:05) 2. KR Genocyde Friends (0:38) 3. 6Bit - Crucifixion Experiment (4:18) 4. SiNDADDY - 2 Wrongs (4:09) 5. Immune System - Scarlet (3:46) 6. The Gemini Ritual - At Last (4:21) 7. Human Aftertaste - Diamond Studded Halo (5:41) 8. Girls Under Glass - Frozen (unreleased track) (5:03) 9. Antitrust - Egypt (5:21) 10. Andraculoid - Close Your Eyes (3:56) 11. 6Bit - Damned (6:24) 12. KR Genocyde Friends (0:38) 13. 6Bit - Crucifixion Experiment (4:18) 14. Michale Graves - Butcher Shop (2:55) 15. The Other - In The Dead Of Night (4:06) 16. Frankenstein Drag Queens - Your Mother Sucks Cocks In Hell (2:38) 17. Murderdolls - Graverobbing USA (3:21) 18. Mongrel - West Memphis Hell (2:14) 19. Mister Monster - Over Your D
Funny Stuff
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,
If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I can't change. But please don't take it badly, 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't change.
Psh I Wish!!
Your Style is 1950s High heels, pretty dresses, classic makeup... You're a feminine beauty who knows how to play up her assets! What Decade Matches Your Style?
20 February - 20 March 20 Pisces is the twelfth Sign of the Zodiac, and it is also the final Sign in the Zodiacal cycle. Hence, this Sign brings together many of the characteristics of the eleven Signs that have come before it. Pisceans, however, are happiest keeping many of these qualities under wraps. These people are selfless, spiritual and very focused on their inner journey. They also place great weight on what they are feeling. Emotions define Pisceans, and it's not uncommon for them to feel their own burdens (and joys) as well as those of others. The intuition of the Pisces-born is highly-evolved. Many people associate Pisceans with dreams and secrets, and it's a fair association, since those born under this Sign feel comfortable in an illusory world. Pisceans are represented by a pair of fish, a symbol that makes them seem to 'go with the flow' and not 'make waves'. Both of these labels are true, since Pisceans are fluid and easygoing, in keeping with the Mutable Quality
Her skin is soft and warm. Inviting. The casual and accidental touch that sends a rush through the body. A fleeting hint of pleasures only imagined.
No Name
new poem no name yet tired of swimming thru the sea of despair wonderingwhat type of spell sent me here falling deeper into the infinate darkness of night freezing alone wherethere is no sign of light praying for the faith and strength to get me thru hoping and dreaming someone will reach out and guide me thru the inner strength that i once heldis dwindling and almost forgotten straining to drum up the couragefor the journey to realitywhich i dont think i can summon looking in the mirror at sad faded eyes , wandering what happened to what was once was my self . loathing what was once was there , remember ing how i used to be . searching to find myself again to come to lifeand be reborn beautiful as i once was
Blog For Wrestling Fans (about Tna)
TNA Impact is moving to 9pm every Thursday on Spike TV. TNA features stars such as Kurt Angle, Sting, Christian Cage, Rhino, The James Gang (New Age Outlaws), Raven and Jeff Jarrett... It's on for 2 hours on Thursday, but it will be on for 1 hour after this week. This Impact features Chris Sabin vs. AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels in a X-Division Title match. The Naturals w/ "The Franchise" Shane Douglas vs. Team 3D (The Dudley Boyz) in a Tables Match. Latin American XChange burns an American Flag?! Rhino vs. Christian Cage (Formerly WWE's Christian) in a Barbed Wire 6 Sides of Steel Match. Kurt Angle faces "The Monster" Abyss in his TNA In-Ring Debut.
Just wanted to say i'm sorry to those of you who have been messaging and leaving comments. I haven't had a lot of time to respond. I have been busy packing and getting reay to move. As soon as everything settles down I will get back to everyone.
Lick My Legs, I'm On Fire. Lick My Legs Of Desire
Have you ever thought this about someone: "Damn. Too bad you're a complete, fucking idiot. You would have been cute otherwise."
Xxxx Man Gone Wildxxx
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off
Things You Should To Be Learning.
That crazy bastard's monster was right. Fire IS bad. Do you think that if it had been given a name, it would have tossed that little girl into the lake anyway?
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the Sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, som
What Tarot Card Are You
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the
What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100%Diamond Eyes75%Eyes full of Pain67%Mysterious50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
A Bad Poem
kissing my lips you hold me tight feeling warm and safe you touch me in such a way unknown tongue to tongue embracing in passion your hands slide over me touching me feeling me in ways we've both dreamed of my nipples hard with excitment flicking them teasing them with your mouth moaning with pleasure i need you more tearing our clothes off naked and unshy kissing and begging for eachothers touch i slide my hand down to where you are pulsating hard and throbbing in my hands i take you in my own mouth tasting your sweet juices needing you and wanting you we entwine penatrating me we make love over and over again
Guess What I Am Doing Right Now....
I am drinking crown and coke with my hubby and friends...yeahhhhhhhhhhhh finally....
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This Is So Beautiful
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL…… The Smell of Rain At the end of this story, it gives you two options. I think you will figure out what option I chose. A cold March wind danced around the dead of night in Dallas as the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery. Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news. That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana , only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing. At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already knew she was perilously premature. Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs. "I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could. "There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be a very cruel one" Numb with disbelief, Davi
Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate". Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?" Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call. Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD. Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side. Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey. Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building,
Thankful Me
You Are 78% Thankful You are a very thankful person - for both the big and little things in life. Your optimism is powerful. Getting through hard times is fairly easy for you. How Thankful Are You?
Which One ?
You Are Comet A total daredevil, you're the reindeer with an edge! Why You're Naughty: You almost gave Santa a heart attack when you took him sky diving Why You're Nice: You always make sure the sleigh is going warp speed Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
The Lyric For Who U Be Today Gor My Baby Girl
Sunny days seem to hurt the most. I wear the pain like a heavy coat. I feel you everywhere I go. I see your smile, I see your face, I hear you laughin' in the rain. I still can't believe you're gone. It ain't fair: you died too young, Like the story that had just begun, But death tore the pages all away. God knows how I miss you, All the hell that I've been through, Just knowin' no-one could take your place. An' sometimes I wonder, Who'd you be today? Would you see the world? Would you chase your dreams? Settle down with a family, I wonder what would you name your babies? Some days the sky's so blue, I feel like I can talk to you, An' I know it might sound crazy. It ain't fair: you died too young, Like the story that had just begun, But death tore the pages all away. God knows how I miss you, All the hell that I've been through, Just knowin' no-one could take your place. An' sometimes I wonder, Who you'd be today? Today, today, today. Today, today,
What Religion Is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.” Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
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More Little Mark
LITTLE MARK ON GRAMMAR Little MARK was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, 'Now, MARK, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little MARK, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger t*ts, you'd be a TEN!"
Carl's Garden
CARL'S GARDEN Carl was a quiet man. He didn't talk much. He would always greet you with a big smile and a firm handshake. Even after living in our neighborhood for over 50 years, no one could really say they knew him very well. Before his retirement, he took the bus to work each morning. The lone sight of him walking down the street often worried us. He had a slight limp from a bullet wound received in WWII. Watching him, we worried that although he had survived WWII, he may not make it through our changing uptown neighborhood with its ever-increasing random violence, gangs, and drug activity. When he saw the flyer at our local church asking for volunteers for caring for the gardens behind the minister's residence, he responded in his characteristically unassuming manner. Without fanfare, he just signed up. He was well into his 87th year when the very thing we had always feared finally happened. He was just finishing his watering for the day when thr
Just A Quote
"Grab life by the horns. Live it, share it, breathe it in. Take a walk in the rain, catch the snow on your tongue. Never be afraid to love, take what you want now because tomorrow may be gone. True love is only a heartbeat away, don't be afraid to let it beat."
Happy Gobble Day
everyone ya'll have a super turkey day :) sorry Im behind on checking mail and comments.. ( forgive me ) and plus Ive been sick ( always n the head ) lol and YAHOOO sucks lately LOL.... anyways Im still kicking.. hugs and smiles coming ya'lls way.... slurps Becca
Can I Simply Lose It All To You?
Stop. I need to be on some other medication rather than lexapro because I'm driving myself crazy. Or maybe this doesn't require medication. I feel like I'm on a rollercoaster except this one isn't fun at all. I'm torn. Into pieces. I'm being thrown in so many different directions. I have to let myself go. I have to let you go, but why can't I? You won. Congrats. This is what you've always wanted. You've strung me along for the ride, now please, let me go. This hurts more than you can ever imagine.
In today's reflection which I meant to post the other day I was going over how powerful music is. I've heard this stated differently before but do you have any idea how powerful the words of music are. They can make you think of someone you care about, they can make a bad day better or sometimes it's just a good way to relax and take a step back. I've found I really enjoy just listening to soundscapes when I want to do some deep meditation or some writing. Words are a powerful tool and should never be taken for granted. Of course they should never be used for purposes other than good but this can't be stopped. Just something to think about.
Text Adventures
Always pushed the tree over, then Sam off the cliff, then get lost in the dark!!
I Feel Like... I Don't Know.
I spent the night in the bathroom with Amanda. I can barely remember what the hell happened. It just did. I know we wrapped his house. I know we wrapped her house. I know we were at waffle house. I know I feel like shit. I know I did something horrible. and she held me in the bathroom... but I want to die.
Happy Thanksgiving To All Yankees
i just wanted to wish you all a happy happy... durring your holiday festivals... we had ours October 9th. AND..... where was my best wishes??? UH HUH!!! That`s where we differ..... i give n give n give,.... n you guys just brush it off like i`m nothing cause i`m CANADIAN... sheesh... i tell ya. Hahahahahahahah Just kidding. Don`t laugh while your stuffing your face full o turkey... I wouldn`t want you to CHOKE ON A BONE or nuthin.... LOL Much Clown Love to all my homies Avrg Joe
Just Wondering?
when people have pvt albums I know it says prvt for a reason and some of them open when u become friends with them, but the ones that remain pvt how do they decide who sees it?
Live Each Moment & Enjoy Each Day
LIVE EACH MOMENT AND ENJOY EACH DAY. As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You will break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. ~anonymous~
No Matter What
I know that I should try to find somebody new.. But all I find is myself always thinking of you.. You dont even know it.. And why should you care? Your happy just pretending that Im not even there.. Forever means nothing if I dont spend it with you.. But theres just nothing more I think I can do.. I try to tell you I love you but you just dont stop to listen.. Then I guess youll never know that Im the one your missin.. Give me just one minute and look into my eyes.. Forget your friends.. Forget the world.. Forget the pain and lies.. Forget about what people say and what other people might see.. All I want you to think about now is what you think of me.. Cause nothing really matters except for the people you love.. And it kills me inside not knowing what you think when your all Im thinking of.. Maybe I am wrong and you really just dont care.. But why sometimes do you act so sweet if no feelings are accually there.. All I want is for you to tell me exactly how u feel..
Meaningful Things.......
We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone oh baby If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much But they're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie
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Wish Me Luck
Busy day for the princess today. 1. Get kids to school 2. Drag my mother to breakfast 3. GO to the DAMN store and purchase turkey 4. Come home and unload it all 5. Make stuffing/sweet taters/turnip/broccoli casserole. 6. Kids get out early 7. Try and wish all my friends a happy thanksgiving 8. Order sumtin for dinner 9. Put kids to bed 10.I dunno yet but im sure something will come up! I hate the store. I hate people in general. They stand in the damn aisle bullshitting and i need to get by. Sometimes i wanna ram them with my cart. If i didnt have to get the damn sacrificial bird I would stay away. And yes I am nut cuz friday...Ill be out at 4 am with all the rude sonofabitches! They take it so seriously and are miserable.
My Doctor Trip
so yesterday sissy and I went to SF for a Dr appt I had. did not get the answer I wanted, but a foot in the door on the way. we got there about an hour or so earlier than planned, so we quickly stopped at the japan center to check a few things for the business. good thing we went before the appt, or I would have spent a ton of was just a day trip. had to be home as close to 8 pm as possible. we would have gotten home then, but there were a few accidents along the way on the road. today, my throat is killing me. and I had the most awful dream. even drinking hot tea makes me want to cry. I hope it is gone by tomorrow because that would suck if I can't even eat the dinner I will spend so many hours cooking. I need to make the pies today. I need to get a few things to make the crust I just discovered I am out of, I would walk to the store, but I am too miserable right now. I will get there later I suppose. the kids are on minimum day, so they will be home early. that cou
Just A Little Thanksgiving Cheer For Ya
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?" An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there we
Well I just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! I hope you all have a great day. I am going to my boyfriends house and spending the holiday with him and his family because all of my family has decided to side with my ex. But I know I will still enjoy it because my boy's family is great to me, hell they are better to me then my family is. So you all better have a great holiday! Happy Thanksgiving
If You Know Me..........
Can one of you just one tell me what is wrong with me!?!?!?! Tell me why everything blows up in my face and I can't be with someone who loves REALLY loves me. I don't get it I"m not a bitch. I'm not a tramp. I'm ME and I guess ME isn't good enough. I don't know what it is about me that attracts them for a short time and then they leave! I don't get it so if you know me let me know will ya!
My Back Hurts
My back hurts, my head feels heavy, and I've taken more asirin in the last week then all of last year. I was doing yoga but I sware it only made things worse. I clearly should have consulted my physician. Oh well when I die I'll know better then to ever watch Fit TV. My eyes are all blury and it feels like there is crap in um. I don't really wanna be alive right now. But I'm pretty sure I will want to be alive later when fun stuff is going on again. So I better just hold out and stop bitching.
Further Proof That The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's *just* a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. *printed on bottom of the box* (Too late! You lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
You are a gift from God. You touch me, without a finger. You intoxicate me, without a drink. You have a power. I anticipate your touch and quiver when you do. You are the words of a great poem, whispering to my soul with your sweetness. You illuminate my world. Like a candle in the night. You are my tears when, I awake to the morning light, Knowing that I am alive
6 Months Ago
6 Months Ago There was a girl An innocent girl A shy girl 6 Months ago She would of bet her life that she would never meet someone 6 Months ago She was scared to leave her home in fear of what people thought of her 6 months ago She met a boy She took a chance on him 6 Months ago She met the person who would change her forever 6 Months ago She knew nothing about love Never even kissed a boy She lived threw her dreams The only way she knew She never thought she would meet someone she could be herself with And loved for it But oh how one boy proved her wrong
I Hate Liars....
Liars I've been out on this cliff before with men who swore they could teach me how to fly So I jumped off...... While they peeked over and watched me hit bottom from way up high thanks its a lesson well taught, and an action played out!
Fuckin Awesome Concert Tonight
Well folks im off to see motley crue and aerosmith tonight. aerosmith has a 70 ft walkway built out into the crowd so i should be able to get some decent pics. well gotta go score the good ol 8 ball and get to the show. later all.
Something for the ladies, read girls, read….. IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you, as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think, "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't ma
My Jonathan
Hi, I’m Sorrow. And this is my short story. But before I get started, I thought I would give u an induction to my life. Everyone knows me, as the bright, chipper person, who always does her best to make people laugh. But what people don’t really know, is that its just front. See… All my life, I’ve never been the happiest person. I’ve always had low self esteem, I’m extremely hard on myself, and always feel like I don’t matter to anyone. There were points in my life, where I even tried committing suicide. During those times, I had friends and family, but I never came to talk to anyone. I figured they would all just tell me I was stupid, or just to fucked up in the head. Actually, one person did. My dad. But I guess, that was just his way of trying to help me. I don’t know. Anyways, shortly after. At doctor’s appointments, they started to notice. I tried to tell them differently, but its hard to explain scars. Especially in certain areas. So, of course they didn’t believe
Dragonfly Medicine
Dragonfly Medicine Dragonfly embodies a stripping away of all the beliefs that say we cannot do this or that, achieve a dream or goal, it is to remind us that anything is possible when we really get the understanding that we are part of Spirit and as such we have the power to manifest anything that we desire. Dragonfly is the keeper of dreams, the knower within that sees all of our true potential and ability. Dragonfly strips away the illusions that say to us we cannot achieve our dreams and goals, that we are not worthy or capable when in fact it is our birthright and our true power to create anything we choose! Dragonfly also connects us with the power of colour and the ability to work with many different colours to achieve anything we want to experience in life. We can begin to see how the colours we wear via our clothing, the colours that we fill our homes with, even the colour of the car we drive is impacting us for better or worse. Continually wearing dull
The Room Prelude
It was like any other house located on the street. White paint, dark green trim decorated the wooden structure. A white picket fence surrounded the property. The yard was professionally landscaped in the front and back and had various colorful flowering bushes and trees. The house had been standing for over 75 years now. People had come and gone and lived their lives in the house. Even with all the change in ownership the house never really changed on the outside. The Zeke family had moved into the house about 8 years ago. A family of 4, mom, dad and two kids, a boy and a girl ages 7 and 12, they were the picture perfect family. The dad had the perfect job, the mom was happy to stay home and take care of the family and the kids were honor roll students. Everything had seemed to be falling into place for the Zeke's. Well that was until tragedy struck. One day it seemed like their luck had completely changed. The dad came home and said that he was fired from his job. That
Invocation Of The Priestess
I dance in memory of ancient mystery, Of a rich golden land and a warm brown river, Where the sky is an arc of lapis lazuli, And the date palms shimmer verdant in the incandescent sun. When I dance, I am a priestess of Isis, Lady of the Sea. Isis Amenti, the Hidden One. Wrapped in foam and mist, Undulating, incubating, inundating, Flowing through tides and currents, Swirling iridescent against the sky. When I dance,I am a priestess of Isis, Lady of Flame, And Her light glows in my body .I open like the lotus, Like a snake, like a hawk, Protected by the Ankh. The Eye of Horus awakens my vision. Isis, Embracer of the Land, Jewel of the Wind -My dance is gift and sacrifice, honor and burden, Service and ceremony. She has been ignored, but She is not unknown.She has been forgotten, but She has not faded. Her whispers echo in the veil of night, And Her magick still sparks the waters. She rises luminous, in peace and beauty. She is the prophecy of sorcery. She is t
From A Friend
one friend asked a nother friend what she thought of her the girls replie was as follows.... f*** me silly run a feather down my body the list goes on forever ........... they have been together ever since ........ if you can find love by asking then why not the most they can do is slap you ......... so if theres some one you would like to ask and hope they dont slap you send this on see what they say .....unless your shy
Fuck Buddy Contract Lol
Fuck buddy contract THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex
Here are some pictures from Brokeback Zombie I played a short part in the movie as a bondage zombie. hope you enjoy the pictures cause I had a lot of fun getting them taken ^_^ .xo
How Paranoid R U?
You Are 32% Paranoid Schizophrenic You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments. Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head! Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
My Computer
i hate it...that's all....oh, nothing
The sun as bright as it shines shall never out shine your beauty. This making you my absolute duty. But lies there in past your beauty is your intelligences,your wit, your charm. So take me by the hand and lead me into your path of righteousness so i may fear no harm. My eyes once filled with gloom now See's the beginning of the path ahead. Now there is no more reason to feel dead. For now i live again and my heart beats for another.
Ok So..
Who has a Santa Hat? If you have one take a pic and lets see your Holiday Spirit!!! Imma go take mine here shortly:) I am dreading draggin my tree out. I have 2 boxes of my gramma's ornaments. She passed on in April and I am dreading opening the boxes. Its a pretty day out.Too bad I am allergic to fresh air. *grin* K folks! Shower time for me... Til the next time I feel like blabbering useless nonsense noone cares about ... Toodles And this mornings vid issssssssssss Cyndi Lauper... Time after Time
Kiss My White Buttocks.
Not really. I don't need your lips on my butt. They are probably covered in peanut butter. Or something. Your lips. Not my buttocks.
Sexual Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
Out To Class
OK all I'm off to class see you all later hugs and kisses
X-mas Poem For Our Soldiers
Christmas Poem for our Soldiers! The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. > Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the > sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. > My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, > And I crept to the door just to see who was near. > Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, > A lone figure stood, his face
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
Why(guys Only)
Why do guys always break my heart? An why dont guys want me? I mean I knoe im not sexy! But I mean I can be sweet and caring and all I want is to be truly loved and wanted! Is that to much to ask? I wanna find a guy who wants me for me!! If ur a guy and u think u have the answers for me please tell me
That is all...
To My Friends Redux
I Think I Should Just Become A Whore And Get It Over With.
What do y'all think I could charge an hour? I'm about to break my rule about not smoking at home...argh.
10cc-goodmorning Judge
..and Then It Started To Bite Me.
So you have over 100 pictures of yourself in your gallery, photo thingy. I don't think there are 100 photos of me in existence on this entire planet. Planet is an odd word. How often do you take the time to sit back and contemplate the speed with which this particular planet is hurtling through the universe on a collision course with the giant marshmallows?
New Things In My Life
their wasa lot of the pain from the pass into now that the pic i have on the main page of my profile with the eye and the tear drop going down the side of the face is my new tat i got today it is from the pain the men that have came and went thru my life. that was the last tear i will ever have for a man .
Need A Calculator
Take the 1st 3 digits of your phone number and multiply by 80 then add 1 then multiply by 250 now add the last 4 digits to your phone number to this then subtract 250 now divide by 2 see if your answer is your phone number! Neat trick!
: 25 Signs You Have Grown Up
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them . 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
Holy Hell
So I had court today. It went fine is like 100 dollars or so. Mom got a call from the body shop who is working on the car. It's totaled. so we have to look for a new car. apparently the hood smashing into the roof is a bad thing. So ummm yeah that is my day. I'm copying and pasting this so if you read one of my blogs don't bother reading the others. I don't want to restate thigns all the time. So yeah it kidda sucked. Oh yeah my sister kizzie was in court too as was my grandma marty so it was a family meeting woohoo yay. I'm seriously stressed out...don't know how much more i can take. It's got to stop sometime right? At least work is still going well. I like it. However I've been late twice since I got on full time. It's not my fault but it sucks. ummm I guess that its it... love ya mean it jeri
Amazing How Times Fly's
**This blog is older (march 19, 2006), but it will give you an idea of where I have come from** From then to now I have always been saying, if I could get a second change I would do everything I could to fix the mistakes that were made. My second chance has come around and I am so excited to see where this journey takes me. Tomorrow it all starts. I hope to get picture on here to show you the leg braces that I have to wear. Nothing fun but it just might help to show what I will be doing. However, a part of me is not looking forward to this. What I am trying to do is stretch out the quadriceps of both my legs. My legs right now are not able to go any straighter than a 70-degree bend. This is hard to explain. If you were to sit in a chair, and then stand up without straightening your legs, that is what I look like when I try and stand. Not Fun at All!
Iv E Learned
i've learend in life that misery loves company....ive learned in life karma always comes when you least expect it.... Ive learned in life to have a true friend you first need to be a true friend...Ive learned that just cause he/she loves you, doesnt mean thats all thats needed.... Ive learned people are put in your life for a reason, and the taste they leave in your mouth afterwards could last forever..... Ive learned that once you put yaself out in the open with a certain demenor you will always be portrayed as dat same image no matter what you do... Ive learned that love doesnt love anyone, and hurt only hurts what u allow....Ive learned that if you chose to play games,be ready to deal with losing , because its a well known fact you cant win them all.... Ive learned that sometimes u have to accept the things in life that cant be changed..Ive learned that when you open ya mouth and let a secret out always know that it will come out ONE DAY...ive learned to love myself more then i love
You Lucky Bastards.
Apparently there are over 6 bajillion people in the world. Do you realize how lucky you all are to have me here? To have even found me in all that mess of people?
Odd Captions...
Why would anyone upload a pic with a caption "c'mon ladies you know you want to suck it (bad angle not my real size)." Why not just take a different pic at a good angle?
Ride Him Cowgirl
Ride Him CowGirl My First time ever in the Lone Star State The Alamo, Aggies-Longhorns rivalry Rodeos, A Good Texas barbeque So far so good my visit My Guide Sweet yellow rose of Texas Big Sexy Enchanting Captivatingly beautiful Her golden mane flows with the wind Her sweet smile lights my heart Her Texas charm and voice radiates along my spine Moaning deeply within Trying to hide my animal magnetism Her deep piercing eyes, limpid pools of feminine mystery She knows, Oh God She knows Taking me by the Hand Walking along the Gulf Summer's Wind caresses the night sky as we suddenly embrace Her soft rose petal lips meet mine in lasting touch Her tongue searching for mine Warm, moist, seductive Melting together in mad embrace Passion pours into that deep Hot Kiss Back to my Hotel Room Penthouse view pices the night sky Out on the Balcony Before the Universe Slow methodically undressing one another Moans, deep with animal passion Hands,
Divine Enchantment
Divine Enchantment Its an artform Skill, strategy, and methodical Going fishing, not a hunt Tease and pull Away Goddess, masters all she surveys Big, Beautiful and Bold Commanding like a Bald Eagle Strong and determined Lioness Goddess, Queen, Empress Aggressive, Indpendent, and certain of herself Soft, subtle touches to her breasts Not looking my way, but knowing she captivates me Leaning forward, cleavage bouncing Seduction in the purest sense Dont Touch, Beg the Empress To worship her as the Goddess she is Clothing, light, thin, revealing her excitement Nipples proudly at attention Putting extra sway to her step Grand Seductive Mistress Sexy, Beautiful and Enchanting How beautiful and alluring Love you, you, Want you, Desire you
Some Skills
I had to add the New York skyline before the attack I'm going back, like Uptowns not Air Force Ones and cooked crack I'm back, those who lack or dont like take a hike I'm about to get ill on the muffugin mic, showing the flow that you already know I'm a pro, burning wack mc's by 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 at the door Lyrical homicide, watch the chalk line contaminating the evidence lyrical bullets spent when I vent, MC's nah rappers gotta pack a lunch for this event. Yall aint ready for this kids more Steady than B but not from Philly The B-X is where I represent, Atlanta is the home so what you expect 2 musical meccas here to wreck step to my throne and get cha shit wet up shut the f*** up. listen up, youngsta when ya talking to a genius Check the pedigree 3 decades apple, 1 in the peach city My 2 homes we'll crush ya dome from north to south anyone wanna know? This flow is not for the meek I mean weak, it comes from dirty up north grime a southern coun
I Suck At Commenting...
If you leave me a comment and I don't comment back right away, please don't take it personal! I get on here from work and this place moves kinda fast sometimes!
The Email
Good one . . . A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, some where in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, fou
When I Say I'm Broke...i'm Broke!!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners" "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." What part of broke do you not understand?
About Me!
About Me! About me, if you get to meet me, you might get the impression that I am just another horny guy. But that is just because I have not had it in quite awhile. I'm am really a nice, caring guy who loves animals and kids, (and Harleys!) So give me a chance, (And if you think you can help me with my hornyness problem, please drop me a line!)
An Open Letter....
An open letter to that one guy over there, picking his nose in traffic: Dear Sir, Congratulations on managing to get that very impressive booger from the depths of your left nostril. If you eat it, I will run you off the road. Thank you.
West Virginia
West Virginia Because of our mountains, we have rivers. The oldest river in the Western Hemisphere, the New River (quite appropriately named, don't you think) ends in West Virginia. We have the Gauley River, which confluences with the New River in a magnificent cascade to form the Kanawha River and which in turn flows through the center of the State and directly through the capital city of Charleston, the largest city in West Virginia. These rivers in addition to the Cheat, Blackwater,Tygart, Monongahela, Ohio and countless others offer tremendous recreational opportunities. The tallest building in Charleston is barely 25 floors tall! Which, if you think about it, is a plus. How could you possibly build a skyscraper more beautiful than a mountain? The capital city stretches throughout the long river valley encompassing both hill and dale. The Charleston airport, the largest in theState,sits on top of a mountain. The crime rate in Charlest
In The End
In the end there is sin, In the end we all win, Its true that death is for all, But through our Lord's gift we stand tall, In the end we will be judged, The fence sitters will be nudged In the end you'll be either right or left hand, So nows the time to take a stand, In the end we will get our perfect place, But some will choose fire what a disgrace, In the end all things will be shown, In the end you will reap what you have sown
Just Me
i wrote this ppl and id greatly appreciate if someone would not rip this from my blog and repost it. i write cause i love to write , not for others to take credit cause they lack the ability. JUST ME By:Heather Writen:12/1/06 i woke up this morning and i wasn't the rich or skinny model i dreamt about all night long. i was just me. i woke up to that frizzy hair and that not so cute look that most ppl run to the bath room to hide b4 someone sees you. i was just me. i wasn't famous or popular or on the worlds top 10 singles list. i was just me. i had bad morning breath and sleepy eyes. i was slouchy and nonshlaunt and not even awake good. i was just me. and then came the mirror that stood in front of me. showing me this god awful look that i was even scared to see such a sight. i was just me. i had dark circles under my eyes from not enough sleep and too much stress to kill anyone. i was just me. i knew that the makup i would put on later wouldnt change me from bore to star in 1 t
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New To This
hey everyone here! just wanted to stop and say Hi to all of you. im really new to this. i just signed up last night. if any of you want to get to know me more dont be afraid to send messages or comments. also, if you have alittle input on how things work here, that would be greatly appreciated too! well, hope to get to know you all! ~laters nicole
Wendall The Moose
When this little guy was young ; he lost his mother too soon. So the Fish and Game brought him to Wendall and Debbie. They asked them to get him raised to a safe age to turn him loose again. So they bottle fed and took care of him; after a while they fed him with their cows. So last spring he was a year old ... and it was time to turn him back into the wild. Opened the gate and off he went. Stayed gone all summer; then this fall he was back with the cows. He really thinks he is a cow for now all was happy to see him as he is pretty friendly. He loves honey buns and will eat them right out of your mouth. Wendall and Debbie live right up in the mountains so it came time to bring the cows down. Well the moose was lonely all by himself so he headed down to find another heard of cows to >hang with. The neighbors called about a week later and asked Wendall to please come and get his Moose. So he headed out with a honey bun, bucket of grain and the horse trailer and
Secret Of Golden Wedding Anniversary
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America, "explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water." Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor an
A Woman's Revenge
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argumen
For All The Sexah People
YOU know who you are!
Fellas Please Take Ur Time And Read
HEADLINES!!! Fellas, here are a few things you should take note of... 1. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin', short dicks ain't. Get your priorities straight, stumpy. 2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don't give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides dick, and money. A Dick disappoints sometime, money never does. 3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male "friend that she may have has now moved up a few notches, playa. 4. Big titties can't suck a good dick. Nuff' said. 5. If she's mad cool, the two of you always get along with no arguments, and kicking it with her is like kicking it with your boys, keep up the good work. You haven't pissed her off yet. 6. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop thinkin' that if you fuck w
Soulfly, "bleed"
What goes around comes around You better realize You kill life, you kill life Why??? Why??? I see your eyes, I see your lies I see you hide, inside... What goes around comes around Now it's your time How long can you lie??? How long can you hide??? How long can you live with your soulbleed??? How long can you live with your soul... Bleed Bleed Bleed Bleed Bleed Bleed What goes around comes around No more lies You kill life, you kill life Why??? Why??? I see a mother cry I see a brother cry Bring it on Bring it I'll make you bleed and you're bleeding now Muthafucka I got my pride and that's all I need I'll make you bleed with another blow without the radio Don't take advantage of this process You might have to digest a blade made for your ass to fade I'm living on instinct Never think when I'm rushin bones crushin When I put your sorry ass in a package You piece of shit sealed and delivered from a savage And now you sweat because you're goin do
Hang Up The Baby's Stocking
Hang up the baby's stocking Be sure you don't forget! The dear little dimpled darling, She never saw Christmas yet! But I've told her all about it, And she opened her big blue eyes; And I'm sure she understood it- She looked so funny and wise. Dear, what a tiny stocking! It doesn't take much to hold Such little pink toe's as baby's Away from the frost and the cold But then, for the baby's Christmas, It will never do at all. Why! Santa wouldn't be looking For anything half so small. I know what I will do for the baby. I've thought of the very best plan. I'll borrow a stocking of Grandma's, The longest that ever I can And you'll hang it by mine, dear mother, Right here in the corner so! And leave a letter to Santa, And fasten it in the toe. Write-this is the baby's stocking, That hangs in the corner here. You never have seen her, Santa, For she only came this year But she's just the blessed'st baby. And now before you go, Just cram her stocking with go
Time For Me
Ishmel (a male I met a few months ago is here with me) so I will not be online alot today (he likes to have all of my attention). I enjoy his company. When other people are around I find myself having to "check him", calm him down and let him know "we are not together" more often than not. his jealousy is a major turn off for me... BEEN THERE. I once had to kick a females ass for being jealous and attempting to cut my face..over a nukka i wasnt even in a relationship with..I'm a nice lady and all but, if you want an invitation to des swangus...Come at me wrong.......but, dat's a different blog. When Ishy, leaves I'm planning on relaxing in a nice warm bathtub of water while sipping on a glass of champagne....then after that I'm going to lay my body down for some much needed rest. All I need for about 8 hours is some alone time, I'm not even asking for some me time. Just 6 hours alone, gimme 4 I'll take em'. 4-8 hours(alone) getting some much needed rest will make this wonder
Getting The Hang Of This
I'm starting to get the hang of the whole CherryTAP thing. I've been on here for a day now, met some awesome people, spammed dev's comments to get him a rank up(such a noob hehe). Seems things slack off after your first day though. My page has been quiet for the majority of the day. Yesterday I could hardly keep up with it. Oh well!
Category: Friends
Current mood: content I enjoy life and I live each day to the fullest. If I'm unhappy for even a second I'll leave a situation and not look back. My happiness is important to me. Some call it selfish, I call it looking out for myself cuz no one else is gonna do it for me, ya know? Its hard to get my attention and keep it. So, if you wanna be added as one of my friends you'll havta come up with something better than "Hey baby, Nice Pics!!" or "How are you today?
We're All Just People...
There are two kinds of people. You and me. One of the two of us is not an idiot. I always forget which one I am.
Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and...... Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Tourette's Syndrome --- Chestnuts...F ** YOU! ...roasting on...BITE ME! an open fire...A ** HOLE! Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
Greatest Battles
It's All About The Pentiums -wierd Al
"the Temple Of The Holy Spirit"
December 5, 2006 "The Temple of the Holy Spirit" . . . only in regard to the throne will I be greater than you —Genesis 41:40 My Utmost For His Highest Cover About this cover I am accountable to God for the way I control my body under His authority. Paul said he did not "set aside the grace of God"— make it ineffective ( Galatians 2:21 ). The grace of God is absolute and limitless, and the work of salvation through Jesus is complete and finished forever. I am not being saved— I am saved. Salvation is as eternal as God’s throne, but I must put to work or use what God has placed within me. To "work out [my] own salvation" ( Philippians 2:12 ) means that I am responsible for using what He has given me. It also means that I must exhibit in my own body the life of the Lord Jesus, not mysteriously or secretly, but openly and boldly. "I discipline my body and bring it into subjection . . ." ( 1 Corinthians 9:27 ). Every Christian can have his body under absolute control for God. Go
Cowboy Walks Into A Pharmacy. .
A cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there was no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him. The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The cowboy agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in
(20) My secret love. In these our moments, in only words, we share all there is to give. Making promises, telling truths. My friend you have given me in so short a time more than you will ever know (21) To think upon you, Is to relive loves torture. For in this thought I find the need to believe in those things that I have No hope of attaining. But still, to wander aimlessly among those simple dreams and to place my heart Once again Within reach of that one thing which I Long for is worth that sudden shock of pain. For in that time I smiled. For in that moment I was home and in that brief second my heart was full of loves rapture so That I can once again find reason for tomorrow. ------------------------------------------- (22) Just a dream, I had, of red lips. Words spent to try and always remember you. I lose every time, a fool that ponders Upon
No Christmas This Year And The Reasons For It
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flyi
Wonder Years Biography
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Jason'll Be Jealous...
You are cordially invited to the wedding ofManda Brezicky~and~A goat named Horny August 24, 2029 at 11 pm Location: The Ivory Coast 'What will your wedding invitation look like?'(
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Short And Random Survey =)
Short and RandomWhat do you like to be called?:Jen Gender?:Female What would your parents have named you if you'd been the opposite gender?:oy, Jerry *gag* thank god i was a girl. If you had a superpower, what would it be?:definitely ESP or Mind Reading. that's a good one. What's your favorite scary movie?:I still say Hostel was pretty gruesome. Not-so-scary movie?:Alot of scary movies out lately don't do it for me. Scary movies: Watch them in the dark or with the lights on?:Dark, duh! Favorite flavor of ice cream?:Chocolate Chip Ice cream: With toppings or plain?:Depends on my mood. What do you like on your pizza?:I'm open to this, no pineapple or ham, that's just sick. You can travel to any time period to visit. What do you pick?:the 70's to go to woodstock Favorite TV show?:Family Guy Favorite TV show when you were a kid?:Pee Wee's Playhouse lol. If you could own an exotic pet, what would it be?:A Leopard Gecko Lizard If your life was a movie, what would be the theme song?:The Fi
Kinda Lame But Cute
Sisters of Mercy A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: ~SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES~ He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says: ~SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES~ He realizes that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying: ~SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT~ His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: ~SISTERS OF MERCY~ He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well my son. Please follow me."
Southern Ladies. .
Southern Ladies......... The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday school every week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?" "Why Yes, that would be nice," the lady responded. Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of South Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?" "Oh, no," said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood, "What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?" Well, our gentleman was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, "Would you like a smoke?" "Oh my goodnes
Texas Girls
A girl from Texas and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from, bitch?"
It time for the 6th window today. How is everyone coping the mad excitement of the Christmas build up? I personally am dealing with it by getting a bastard of a cold and throat infection. Its quite good cos I feel like a junkie with all the drugs I'm taking to get through the day.
Britney Spears ...
Britney, my darling--- Oh, Britney, Britney, Britney! Where did it all go wrong? I know that times have been tough for you lately. What with your failed marriages, your dropped lawsuits, and your dropped babies, it's been hard to be Britney these days. So much attention, so much scrutiny, so much odious sex with a creepy pothead...I know you wish you could just erase the last few years and start all over again. Well, my dear Britney, now you can. With me. I'm here for you, baby. And always have been. You know that I've loved you, truly, from the very beginning of your career (er, once you turned 18, that is). I've been supporting you from the start, admiring your talent, respecting your professionalism, and masturbating to your Rolling Stone covers. I've bought your CDs. I've watched your videos. I've driven around Malibu trying to find your house. Yes, you drove me "Crazy." Yes, I do know that you're "Toxic." Yes, I was a "Slave 4 U" for you. Yes, Britn
And on the 7th day God created woman. Here are two of the best and most beautiful ones (purely judged by their little boat races) as voted for by me. /">
So I Stole It U No U All Love It
Online friends are people we may never meet.... We see pictures, we see cams...It isn't the same.... We grow close...We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another.... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger but the person we don't see anymore..... We pray....."Please come back".... All I ask is you remember me in the good times we had..... Keep me close to your heart....Friends forever... Pass this on to all your friends....If I get it back.... I know you care
Highly sensitive persons (HSP's) have heightened sensitivity to their environments. If you're a highly sensitive person, your nervous system literally picks up more information than the average person about what's going on around you. As HSP's receive heightened sensory input, you can easily get overloaded by too much stimulation. HSP's can also be more sensitive on other levels. For example, you may be more sensitive to environmental pollution and toxins. As an HSP, it is important to become aware of your situation so you can learn to manage it. In this fast-paced world of over-stimulation, you need to learn to make choices that are healthy for you, even if others might not understand or relate. ~Highly Sensitive Persons and Extra Sensory Perception~ As a highly sensitive person you may also have psychic or healing abilities, though you may not yet recognize it. In fact, sometimes people with psychic and healing abilities are referred to as sensitives. Like highly sensitive per
Pathetic People....
so when people screw with you... why can't they just leave you alone?? i mean c'mon.. randomly coming by your page... hell do they wanna see how good you are doing without talking to them?? i mean really.. how old are we?!?!?!
White Trash Xmas
Workplace Diversity: An Update
Well, friends, it appears as if we have a small victory. Apparently, this afternoon at my place of employment, the whites have achieved a small victory. The director of human resources, discussed in my "Workplace Diversity" blog, has had his employment terminated. Apparently, after the knife fight that took place between two recently-hired felons in our lunchroom, the president of the company finally took issue with the HR director's "If it's White, it ain't right" hiring policies. Hopefully, the new director of human resources will weed out, rather than recruit, convicted fellons and sex offenders in the hiring process. 88/14 Brothers and Sisters.
Week At The Gym: One Womans Story
This is some funny shit. . WEEK AT THE GYM: ONE WOMANS STORY Dear Diary. . For my 50th birthday this year, my husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college tennis team 30 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Joe, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My husband seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. . MONDAY Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Joe waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Joe gave me a tour and showed me the machines. He
Rebirth By : Christa ~ For Karl ~ The breeze sweeps across my wet face , My hair falls behind me I’m lifted with rebirth There was no pastor No priest present There was only you and I ; With God watching over us It was the naked honest truth As Adam and Eve In the Garden we played The Holy place in which we danced Your naked body and mine immerged in the Lords water As if he himself baptized us Granting us his blessing Though both scared and unsure What to do or say next The line had already been crossed The walls were torn down Realization of this poetic masterpiece Our time had come As we strolled in each others arms The start of our union I spoke of the feelings I had when you were around The warm and fuzzy closeness I felt to you I felt comfort in an embrace following such a confession As we drove off both seemingly dazed by the events It was a time to come to grips as to what would be next Shyly you asked “ Would you
I hear the ticking of the clock I'm lying here the room's pitch dark I wonder where you are tonight No answer on the telephone And the night goes by so very slow Oh I hope that it won't end though Alone Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone you don't know how long i have wanted to touch your lips and hold you tight You don't know how long I have waited and I was going to tell you tonight But the secret is still my own and my love for you is still unknown Alone Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone Alone, alone
My 1996 Theme Song
Your 1996 Theme Song Is: California Love by Tupac and Dre Let me serenade the streets of L.A. From Oakland to Sacktown The Bay Area and back down Cali is where they put they mack down Give me love! What's Your 1996 Theme Song?
Ok Cupid Test - Politics
You are a Social Conservative (36% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (21% permissive) You are best described as a: Totalitarian Link: The Politics Test on Ok CupidAlso: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
Ok Cupid Test - Personality. Lol
This is pretty funny, but the description of the same personality type Here is actually pretty true. My score on The Brutally Honest Personality Test: Crackpot - INTJ(50% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 70% Judging)People hate you. Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays. But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you. I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back. That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people. Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with r
What Color Is Your Passion?
LOL. see: Depression. Your Passion is Gray Your sexual attitude is best described as apathetic. Often joking that you're asexual, you can go months without getting any. For you, great sex does not make or break a relationship. If it happens, it's just the icing on the cake.What Color Is Your Passion?
Stolen Body Parts
This is a heads-up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have: Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago .It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly
omg!! such a fuckin awesome concert....went to see godsmack, soil, and shinedown on the was fuckin sick, im not a huge concert goer but this fuckin made my night, got 2nd row on the floor got pushed, got fondled, got the crap beat out of was grand
I Always Wanted To Be The Chick In This Video....
Without Words...
Buying Into Religion.
It seems as though this is a subject that many people feel very passionately about. I'm also finding as I'm getting to know some people on here that I run across this subject very often. To save myself from having to debate the subject with every person I come across, I have decided to post my position statement here: I was raised Catholic (yes, you may think that says it all, but wait, there's more). It wasn't a negative experience. No I wasn't molested by a priest. I just grew disenchanted with the system. I quit going to church. I began to explore, attended other churches and found them to be fundamentally all the same built out of a need to control, a need to be the right one, the only one, each convinced they and only they know the truth (denying all the while the fact that many of their principle ideas were copied from what is truthfully the oldest religion in the world- paganism). They preach love but practice hate and intolerance. I began to look around me and see the misery
On My Mind!
On my mind, your face. On my my lips, your kiss. In my arms, your embrace. My heart, looking for bliss. My soul, searching for it's place. Me and you, wanting this.
Hey Yall I Won! I Hit The Yahoo Lottery! Yesss!!!!!!
Hey yall I won! I hit the YAHOO lottery! YESSS!!!!!! I received this e-mail this morning,. I had to laugh cause, Its from YAHOO. But can someone tell me why the contact person has an AOL/AIM e-mail address?They must think I'm a D@^^N FOOL! Congratulations! You won $800.000.00! Yahoo! Msn! Mail congratulates you! Messenger CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON $800.000.00! MOTTO: FIGHTING POVERTY AROUND THE WORLD Dear Sir/Madam, YAHOO LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION We happily announce to you the draw of the Yahoo Lottery Intl Inc programs held on the 28th of OCTOBER 2006 in London . Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: with Serial number drew the lucky numbers: 3 , which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category. You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLAR
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How To Get A Wife (according To The Bible) :)
Finding a Wife The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. -- Deuterononmy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) Find a prostitute and marry her. -- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3) Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. -- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21) Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. -- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10) Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. -- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25) Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib. -- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24) Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fou
Deftones-be Quiet And Drive (far Away)
This town Don't feel mine I'm fast to Get away Far I dressed you In her clothes So drive me Far Away (3x) It feels good to know you're all mine Now drive me far Away (3x) Far away I don't care where, just far Away I don't care where, just far Away I don't care where,just far Away I don't care! Far away I don't care where,just far Away I don't care where,just far Away I don't care where,just far Away I don't care! Far away I don't care where,just far Away I don't care where,just far Away I don't care where,just far Away I don't care! far away I don't care where,just far Away I don't care where,just far Away I don't care where,just far Away I don't care where,just far Away (fading) I don't care where, far Away I don't care just,where far Away I don't care somewhere far Away far away ---------------- Deftones Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureFree Layouts
New Stuff
I hope yall are havin a great day! I've added some new stuff, pics, stuff in the stash, funny things. I'm not goin to beg that you look at it, or even leave a comment but if you do i would love you! Catch yall later. Freddy
hey everyone just wanted to drop by and tell you about my friends website that I help on from time to time. anyway his page is check it out and tell us what you think. the website's link is on his page.
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To All That Still Have Me On There List
Hey all...I am having surgery tomorrow and will be in the hospital for about 2 days...dont know if i will be able to get on here for awhile...will be out for 6 weeks recouping...Wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a great New Year!!!
Two Horses
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and t
Memories By Harris Photography
The sites just about finished. I've been packing in some hours on it and I thought I'd show you peeps a sample.
What's Your Kinky Turn-on?
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs92%Bondage75%Blind Folds67%Whips58%Blood8%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Our Poor Little Puppy Boy
.. Yesterday we gave away the boy puppy to a new family, he was a birthday present for a little boy who goes to our playgroup, he is turning 5 tomorrow. i knew he was going to a great home and would have a great life and be loved, they dont live too far away from us and they said we can visit and that they would bring him over to our house when they come down this way swimming at the beach etc. It was 12pm when i said goodbye to him, i was pretty sad, had a few tears in my eyes, it was hard because we all watched these puppys being born and they have become part of the family in the short weeks that we have had them. At 3pm we got a phone call. The people who we gave him to had gone into town shopping and locked him out in their porch while they were gone. They came home to find that he had climbed into a water trough and drowned. i couldnt believe it, i was shocked, upset and angry and the same time. I had only said goodbye to him hours before, i never dreamed it would the last time
Finally Friday
"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art." - Charles McCabe "Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."- Joey Bishop "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."- Johnny Carson
You know something...It is getting about stupid around here about this stuff. 1. I just attended a Mexican soccer game they sang the american national athem in English thank you. 2. How about all those times Americans visit Mexico and buy up their land and live down there like kings and queens..huh..should you not be required to get papers to stay...should you not be required to speak their language... 3. How about the hispanics that are over in the war fighting for your you have respect for, not all them came here legally but they were given a chance. 4. Show what you stand for land of the free right...I don't know about that
The Gross Bathroom Disaster
The Gross Bathroom Disaster A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on hi
Damn kid. MILF & Ruby know what I'm talking about. Milf, MOTORCYCLE. Ruby.......... MOTORCYCLE.
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What Mythological Creature Are You?
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel67%Faerie50%Mermaid33%WereWolf17%Dragon8%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
Earth At 100
Earth Status report - 2006 If the population of the Earth was reduced to that of a small town with 100 people, it would look something like this: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 Americans (northern and southern) 8 Africans 52 women 48 men 70 coloured-skins 30 caucasians 89 heterosexuals 11 homosexuals 6 people would own 59% of the whole world wealth and all of them will be from the United States of America 80 would have bad living conditions 70 would be uneducated 50 underfed 1 would die 2 would be born 1 would have a computer 1 will have higher education When you look at the world from this point of view, you can see there is a real need for solidarity, understanding, patience and education. Also think about the following - This morning, If you woke up healthy, then you are happier than the 1 million people that will not survive next week. If you never suffered a war, the loneliness of the jail cell, the agony of torture or hunger,
Mothers Only
If ur a mother in ur 40's or higher this Question is 4 u i have a mom that has been emotionally abusive since i was 5yrs and she still is what would u suggest cause i am really tring to put a distance between me and her
Myspace And Such
There is a myspace site where you can find more about Madison Manson and leave messages for her. DISCLAIMER: This cherrytap site is run by one of Madison's team members. Madison is aware of all comments left on this site!
Old Soldier
Old Soldier Marchin' on to war Gone but not forgotten Not heartless but he's cold Like diamonds cutting a path Ice flows through his viens Raining bullets, aftermath Of fire and hand gernades With patience without measure He will count the breaths Of every man he lays his sights Stopping when his shells are spent Old Soldier Marchin' on to war Born on the battlefield To here he will return No solemn deathbed tears or pleas On his feet he'll take his leave With no marker for his grave
Even with a diagram of My DNA I leave scientists baffled 'till the end of the day they try to pick apart My life-style and how I survive making money for the boss while I make nickel and dime, and being on time takin' a punch and doin' My best, not ever hearing good job and staying upset it doesn't take to much to find the sediments they left behind. Put down the books put up the walls I'm never givin' up at all what's yours is yours, what's Mine is yours and I'll mature. Endure. Not even with ten men holding Me back not even with a devious planned attack contemplating every move that I play willing the bad things all away keeping the worry-free happiness philosophy that's what I let them see when they try to look at Me. Don't want out. These issues arise everyday, though you try to turn your head and walk away, though it leaves you feeling insecure you're gonna feel your life mature. Endure ----------------- Nonpoint Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
Quote Of The Day
The heart is like an escalator, it doesn't break, it just turns into something people walk all over.
Take The Time
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Step up to me - Step up to me You wanna be a big time player - it's not to be Look at all the snide ass - actin like a wise ass I'll fuck up your face and you'll never look back CHORUS: So when you fall to the ground And finally get back to reality And no one at all is around So tell me how does it feel to be the enemy? Step up to me - Step up to me (x2) Step up to me - Step up to me You wanna be a big time player - it’s not to be Look at your face - look at your name It's funny you’re a loser with only yourself to blame Cut your fucking hair now - scared of all the stare downs You wanna be like me cause it's real So you steal on your way to fame Never gonna be - never gonna see Your name in lights - you can always dream what ‘cha could've been Clean up my shit - you look like a dick Step to unemployment - step CHORUS (x2) Step! Step up to me – step up You’re the enemy! (x2) CHORUS (x2) ------------------ Sevendust Music Video CodesMusic Video Cod
What Kind Of Flirt Am I?
You Are a Fun Flirt You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know. Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm. You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches. You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
How Sarcastic Am I?
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
ok i need help and lots of it so im gonna turn to all my friends for this one im in a contest it goes for a week and its all on comments i hope all of ya help me out
I Don't Get It.
Oh, look. A mumm I don't understand. Clearly the fault for this lack of comprehension must belong to the person who posted it. I am far too clever to be this easily confused.
Chris is the best creeper ever in life. I mean I love her more than like life itself when she does this stuff!!!!!!!!!
Clearly the dark Hershey kissables are not as good as the regular kind. Anti-oxidants are not the best reason to make a candy with dark chocolate. Critics are like dogs, who bark at things they don't understand.
Steve Perry-oh Sherrie
You should've been gone Knowing how I made you feel And I should've been gone After all your words of steel Oh, I must've been a dreamer And I must've been someone else And we should've been over Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, I want to let go You'll go on hurtin' me You'd be better off alone If I'm not who you thought I'd be But you know that there's a fever Oh, that you'll never find nowhere else Can't you feel it burnin' On-and-on Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Sherrie [Instrumental Interlude] Oh, Sherrie But I should've been gone Long ago, far away And you should've been gone Now I know you'd lie You'll stay Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Hold on Oh, Sherrie ----------------- Steve Perry - Oh SherrieMusic Code provided by So
Sorry I've been tardy with my comments and thank you's over the past few days. I spent the weekend laying more hardwood floor (about 300 sq ft this weekend) and then the moldings and retiled the fireplace hearth last evening. BUT NOW I'M FINALLY DONE!! Now I have to get a tree, and finish decorating so my 7 year old won't think we're forgetting about Christmas! :o) Thank God the shopping is done, bar is stocked and the appointment with a massage therapist is made (ohhhh my back and legs are killing me). Christmas cheer and shouts out to you all! Pete
is some thing really speacail between friends. Friendship is really had to find unless you had that friend in your life. Friendship is a treasure in life,hey are there in your life when ohter people walks out of your life. Friendship true friends is someone who like you for you and for what you and not make like someone that you are not. Friendship sure is wonderful to have in life if you don't have that trreasure of friendship,your are missing something specail in life.
Another Update
Ok now these damn bastards are using steroids on thier soldiers!!!! Funny Videos
Story Time
Walking threw a forest at night I’m looking for my other half who shall complete me, and shall make me whole. But I’ll I see is the snow quietly falling from the sky and the full moons light peaking threw the holes of the tree tops. I seem to walk forever. The endless forest seems to taunt me, as I look for the one. I suddenly walk into a clearing, the moon light reflecting off the freshly fallen snow, theirs not a cloud in the sky, yet it continues to snow quietly. A soft howl of a wolf can be heard in the distance. I walk to the middle of the clearing, I stand slowly taking in this miraculous sight I’m seeing. A woman down on the ground taking care of a wounded wolf, from where I stand it looks as if the wolf was injured by a hunter’s bullet. I run to help the young woman, as I near her I slow in astonishment of how beautiful she looks. She asks me for help to take the animal back to her cabin, I agree and pick the wolf up and carry him for her. Her blond hair seems t
Ha! Only 50% Promiscuous, Despite What You May Have Heard. =p~
I am 50% Promiscuous.I like sex and have a healthy sex life. I get just enough and know how to use my sexuality. Some people might have a problem, but that is their problem not mine. They just need to get more.Take thePromiscuous Test@ FualiDotCom ROFL tff!
Peace Beyond Comprehension
Philippians 4:6-7 Once, after Dr. Stanley gave a sermon on peace, a woman came up to speak with him. She explained that her son had been in a terrible accident. Despite the fact that doctors had given him little chance of survival, he was slowly recovering. “What you said about peace passing our understanding is true,” the woman told Dr. Stanley. Even when her son was on the brink of death, her heart was certain the heavenly Father was near and in control. Paul wrote from a prison cell to remind believers that giving their concerns over to God would result in peace. Having a quiet spirit in a storm of trouble does not make any human sense. We are “supposed” to become anxious. It’s only natural. But our God is supernatural. He is living inside us in the form of the Holy Spirit, so we can remain peaceful. No matter what harsh circumstances may challenge our faith, peace that is grounded in Christ cannot be broken. With the Father’s all-powerful hand prote
The Nativity Story
About two thousand years ago, in the town of Nazareth, there lived a young woman named Mary. She was engaged to be married to Joseph, a carpenter. One day an angel appeared before her and told her she had been chosen to have a special baby. The baby would be God's son and she must call him Jesus.Soon after the angel's visit, Mary and Joseph were married. Mary was due to have her baby when they were told they had to go on a long journey to Bethlehem, which was where Joseph came from.This was because they had to pay a special tax. Mary had to ride on a donkey for a few days over the hills of Gallilee.At last Mary and Joseph arrived in Bethlehem. It was crowded with other people who needed to pay their taxes. Mary was very tired and needed a place to stay. At each inn, the story was the same. There was no room for them. Eventually, one kind innkeeper said he had a stable where he kept his animals. They were welcome to stay there.And so it was that a few hours later, Mary gave birth to her
My Philosophy
You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life’s pleasures as much as you can. “Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!” More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...Existentialism100%Hedonism100%Justice (Fairness)95%Utilitarianism65%Strong Egoism60%Kantianism50%Nihilism40%Apathy25%Divine Command0%What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)created with
My Personality Disorder
You scored as Borderline. Borderline personality disorder is characterized by mood instability and poor self-image. People with this disorder are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger. Often, they will take their anger out on themselves, causing injury to their own body. Suicidal threats and actions are not uncommon. Borderlines think in very black and white terms and often form intense, conflict-ridden relationships. They are quick to anger when their expectations are not met.Borderline50%Avoidant45%Schizotypal.45%Obsessive-Compulsive35%Paranoid35%Schizoid25%Antisocial25%Dependant20%Histronic15%Narcissistic10%
Starcraft Race
You scored as zerg. you are a zerg lol eat some meat!zerg67%protoss50%terrain33%zerg,protoss,terrain?created with
Companies Running Christmas
If Companies Ran Christmas If IBM ran Christmas... They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. Receiving presents would take about 24-36 hours of mainframe processing time. If Microsoft ran Christmas... Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't have to take the tree, but you still have to pay for it anyway. Ornament/95 would weigh 1500 pounds (requiring a reinforced steel countertop tree), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your living room, would claim to be the first ornament that uses the colors red/green together. It would interrogate your other decorations to find out who made them. Most everyone would hate Microsoft ornaments, but nonetheless would buy them since most of the other tree types wouldn't work with their hooks. If Apple ran Christmas... It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, a
"perfect Drop"
In the small of her back floats a perfect drop of sweat, no alluring feature does it lack: musty, tempting, wet. Resting in a lake enclosed by land surrounding beads threaten to break, but with a light caress of my hand the bead does not join the wake. Drifting across the rise of her hips, tickling, whispering, nibbling her skin, goose bumps rise to meet my lips; shivers, quivers, echo from deep within. With an arch of her back the journey begins, the perfect drop sails over delicate flesh completely unaware of our delicious sins, it rides over her skin to where our bodies mesh. She turns to her side, it travels around the world to drift down the valley 'tween rising hills and exit again to a new land unfurled, ready to take part in our sensual thrills. I chase it's descent down her graceful neck, the drop rises then pauses at the crest of her chin like a sea faring gull aboard a ships deck. But with the top of my lip I brush the drop in to tide pool
I look like such an ass right now. I came to work in shoes with heels for the wake later right? I can't walk in them! I've never been able to walk in heels. Maybe if I was girly that would work, but I'm not. Yeah and even better is I'm being told "I'm impressed" "You look so nice today, going somewhere?" Yeah. I am. Sadly; I am.
Come Check Out My Christmas Tree And Leave Me A Gift!
Come leave me somethin under my tree damnit!LOL!
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What Is Important?
WHAT’S MORE IMPORTANT? Do you all know? Its eachother...The song below this is fire and just never know! WHAT’S MORE IMPORTANT? The need to make up, or the urge to give up? Understanding the truth, or leaving things to assumptions? Holding back love and affection, or curbing your ego? Openness, or hypocrisy? The courage to confront the root cause, or the cowardice to avoid it? The argument in question, or the relationship itself? Losing a friend, or a lifetime of friendship? Choose wisely. Act sensibly.
What Is Love?
Is it a state of mind? Is it something you can feel? Is it something that you know? Is it guaranteed? Is it given to you? Is it something you must earn? Is it something to look forward to? Is it something to wait for? Is it as great as everyone says? Is it a false feeling? Is it like fireworks going off in your head? Is it like everyone portrays it? Is it true? Is it something you will know is there? Is it a wonderful feeling? Is it worth get hurt over? Is it all you could ever dream about? Someone please tell me if what I am feeling is love...
Happy Birthday, *my* Big Little Girl
Twenty Three Years ago today, this little person came into the world. She didn't ask for what she got... but she came. She was born at University of Cincinnati, Ohio. Mommy was truly shooting for a Christmas baby. Mommy was also trying desparately to have one baby before her daddy, the baby's grandpa passed on. Mom was too late, grandpa had died in August. Let me tell you, that baby brought so much joy to this mommy's world. Back then, mommy was still married to daddy.... she came home to live first with her paternal grandparents, in Moscow, Ohio. She came home on a cold, COLD, snowy winter day. What else would we expect for the child born on the winter equinox? She was so perfect... I, the mommy, laid awake at night trying to hear her breath. I was so afraid she'd stop. I tried to breast feed her, but was encouraged the wrong ways by family members who swore I was starving her to death. My mother in law, sent my husband sneaking in the bedroom one morning before I was awake
My Thoughts Of You
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away
Sexual Nicknames
Robert's sexual nickname: "Weed-Wacker" Take this quiz at
These 7 Words
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."
My Hidden Sexual Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at
I Are So Smart.
Why do people put clothes on their dogs? If dogs were meant to wear clothes, we'd have little dog fashion designers and little dog sweat shops in little dog countries. Damn weiner dog bit my ankle in Thionville, France. I shall never forget.
Can You Please Help Me?
¿dios Mío Porque?
Bendición mami me voy para la calle Reza por mi para que mi suerte no me falle Y si no regreso es porque fui de largo viaje Nos veremos en un mundo donde no exista el coraje Bendición mami me voy para la calle Reza por mí para que mi suerte no me falle Y si no regreso es porque fui de largo viaje Nos veremos algún día socia. No hago compromiso con la vida si lo tengo con la muerte Que Dios reparta suerte si me llega a mí la muerte Bien sabe el creador que no le tengo miedo a nada Veo cosas raras que me pasan por mi cara Cosas que suceden a diario en esta vida Cuando no hay asesinato que alguien contrajo el sida Mis ojos siguen observando lo que en realidad Madres asustadas por la criminalidad Que se puede hacer con la maldita maldad Si su hijo esta propuesto a que lo vayan a matar Pidiéndole a Dios no se lo vaya a quitar Sabiendo que algún día el se tiene que marchar Comparto yo mis puertas para que puedas tu entrar Sabia es la persona que lo pueda escuchar Aq
My "safe" Holiday Greeting...
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the Winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect to the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other great cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great (not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. Best Wishes, Pete
The Weekend
Well another weekend is here most are doing family things. I have to work on my music. All is well maybe go out with some friends tonight but not sure yet... Many people with parties happening so it should be fun I hope everyone has been good boys and girls and get everything that you want !!! Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
Slow Cooker - French Style Pork Stew
I love this recipie. The prep takes a bit of work, but it is worth it :) By The Book: 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 pork tenderloin (16oz), cut into 3/4-1" cubes 1 medium onion, coarsely chopped 1 rib of celery, sliced 1/2 teaspoon dried basil leaves 1/4 teaspoon dried rosemary, crushed 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano leaves 1 cup chicken broth 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1/2 package frozen mixed vegetables (8oz), thawed 1 jar (4 oz) sliced mushrooms, drained 1 package (about 6oz) rice 2 teaspoons lemon juice 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg Salt and Pepper 1) Heat oil in large skillet over high heat. Add pork, onion, celery, basil, rosemary and oregano. cook until pork is browned. Place pork mixture in slow cooker. Stir Chicken broth into flour until smooth, pour into slow cooker. 2) Stir in vegetables and mushrooms. Cover, cook on low 4 hours or until pork is barely pink in center. Prepare rice according to package, discarding any spice packet if desired. 3) Sti
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Not By Choice-now That You Are Leaving
I don't know what to do when the fire's going out I don't know where it ends and I don't know where it starts You tell me that I have to wait until tomorrow But I don't know if I can make it through today You will never know What it's like to be here what it's like to be me I won't let it show What I'm really feeling now that you are leaving One year later and the fire's going strong I don't know what I did and I don't know what went wrong You tell me that I have to wait until tomorrow But I don't know if I can make it through today You will never know What it's like to be here what it's like to be me I won't let it show What I'm really feeling now that you are leaving now that you are leaving I don't know what you want from me it's something that I cannot see And everything you want from me is something I will never be (2x) What it's like to be here what it's like to be me I won't let it show What I'm really feeling now that you are leaving now that you
I'm Bored And I Want To Create And I Kinda Want To Sleep, But I Also Want To Read!
So basically, I don't know what I want, lol. I'm kinda feeling a mixed media piece coming on. But it's hard to make a piece when you don't have a CONCEPT or even a FUCKING INKLING of what you want to do or say. Yes, there's the Ventura Highway thing. But I dunno if that'll get done this winter. I need more time to develop it into something not so predictable. Maybe this summer. And I want to know how to change that damn beer mug by my name damnit. I want a cherry again! So what do I have? What can I say or do or create? *Shudders* I think I'm being hit with artists' block. Or maybe the ST:V overload is distracting me more than I'd care to admit. Watching all the ST's when I was little was what made me want to be an astrophysicist, but Voyager was my first ST, and the one I watched the most. And between that and all the other scifi I constantly watched when I was younger (Farscape, Lexx, Quantum Leap, etc) I got so drawn into astronomy and physics and space, that I kept g
Monk A Kindred Spirit
I LOVE the show MONK on USA Network!!! I have a lot of the same fears and OCD issues as he does. These are the lyrics to their new MONK Anthem MONK O.C.D. ANTHEM After a lifetime of busting criminals, Monk has begun busting rhymes in the hilarious "OCD" anthem airing on USA. Now you can sing along the next time Monk takes the mic -- just click the "View Full Clip" button on the left to watch the full 60-second music video and study the lyrics below to keep step! SONG LYRICS O.C.D. how can I make it clear? I'll take you fear by fear To be sharin' your phobias near and dear O is for Obsessive and C is for Compulsive And the D ... well ... that's our detective It's like the way you wash your hands the 42nd time 'Cause you had to dumpster dive just so you could solve a crime Or the way you lie awake at night over a stain Keeping you from busting perps, got hygiene on the brain Clean it You ever had a case that took you to a filthy place? Got caught in spider we
I Dare You
I refuse to share... :) Regardless of whether it is by the grace of another's sharing that I have the option I, myself, refuse to. No, not with this. Such teasing inklings of a bigger picture must stop. It was for simply this that I gained the permit I have, I refused to let the exploration of you slip away... but why? Well... I have yet to find out. Please -- leave me breathless. I dare you.
So.. Merry Christmas
Yay! Christmas is almost here. Yesterday I went to get and give my presents to Mat. Which was coolies cuz he really enjoyed the two shirts I got him which were both on the top of his list. I only knew about one. (He's a band shirt collector) I picked out an iron maiden shirt for him. It's the Benjamin Breeg shirt. On the back it says "here lies a man whom little is known"...very pretty shirt. That was the one I guessed at. The other one I knew he wanted was the cradle of filth nemesis shirt which I wish came in my size. It says "painting flowers white never suited my pallete" So pretty! :) He got me the Pirates of The Carribean 2 movie. The special 2 disc one. I was jumping up for joy with that one, literally. Then he got me a Riddlebox shirt, the one with the roses around him. That put a big smile upon my face. Yay, it goes with my sweatshirt. *giggles* His mom got me this perfume, its called Red Door. It smells really good. And his gradma gave me a gift card. They are so nice ^
A Mother Asked....
A mother asked President Bush, "Why did my son have to die in Iraq?" Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Vietnam?" Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea? Another mother asked President F.D. Roosevelt, "Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima?" Another mother asked President W. Wilson, "Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France?" Yet another mother asked President Lincoln, "Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg?" And yet another mother asked President G. Washington, "Why did my son have to die near Valley Forge?" Then long, long ago, a mother asked... "Heavenly Father, why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem?" The answers to all these are similar... "So that others may have life and dwell in peace, happiness and freedom."
All these memories race through my head, Eerie whispers of what’s been said. The past lives on inside of me, Late at night I feel so free. Soaring among faithless dreams The sunc asting magnificent beams. Early in the morning when I wake, Reality gives me a violent shake. I quake and tremble within its grasp, Wishing away my present past. The grip is tight, it won’t let go Watching me struggle is its show. The indignation boils inside of me, Stirring thoughts that shouldn’t be. I’ll face the day apprehensively, I’ll treat myself belligerently. The past, it cries to me Become what you used to be. Scared and hurt, hard to trust, This is my place, remain I must.
I wanna cut, I wanna die I’m torn from him – I wanna know why. He has my heart, he owns my tears He’s the one who caused my fears.
Cut my wrist and smile the pain away, I really don’t want to see another fucking day. Tear me apart with immeasurable glee, My life is something I try to flee. Run away and hide myself, These simple kisses increase my health. Say goodbye to this life with ease, Die with the pain that has me on my knees.
If I could turn back the hands of time, maybe I wouldn’t be who I am today. Maybe I wouldn’t even be alive right now. I could be “six feet under the fucking ground where you don’t belong”. Maybe I wouldn’t have the friends I do. I know one thing is for sure ---- I wouldn’t have made it without you. Whenever I needed a hand to hold, a shoulder to cry on, arms to be held in, an ear to listen, a mouth to reassure… You were always there.
Haunting thoughts race through my head, Ghosts whispering what was never said. Thoughts come and memories go, Like footprints left in a new fallen snow. My dreams are shattered, I always felt like I never mattered. You took it all, there’s nothing left, As I now take my very last breath. I wave goodbye to the world with ease, My heart’s been stung by a thousand bees. These wounds won’t heal, they’ll leave a scar, I’ll never be a television star. I’m leaving it all behind me now, I’ll never see your puzzled brow. Please don’t worry, I’ll be fine, I won’t be standing on the waiting line.
Merry Christmas everyone hope you all have a great holiday. Keep in touch take care.
Boone Yuletide
The given has been received, as the received accepts goodwill. Boone's people's goodness, gathers fetterlessly, showing purity of Yuletide. A wholly unselfishness in knowing what has been received will be returned sevenfold between the ways of giving freely. A real score settled, among a scattered shot through the scope of what has become Cristmas Spirit. But not without a price, integrity--a backbone--stiffens to decay yet the spirit passed along has been the meaning to us all, as our community is free to give and recieve which is the integrity agreed--not that glimpse of a carauss known to some a season at a time.
A Lesson
Certain children are highly ungrateful and fucking screwed for their birthdays.... =)
You can't expect to see him and survive You'll swallow his tongue of thorns His mouth, dripping with flies In his glorious kingdom of fire But I believe he wept I will make them all lie down Down where hope lies dying With lust, you're kicking mankind to death We live and die without hope You tramp us down in a river of death As I stand here now, my heart is black I don't want to die a lonely man This is a weary hour
~~attitude Lacking In America
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Average Joe Winners
Create Your Glitter Text And the Winners are: #1 Uber Cherry King( The CT Average Joe Winner) with 11,446 #2 Bones with 9329 Votes #3 morphingbutterfly`s man with 7014 votes 1st place will get a Cherry Blast 2nd Place will get a Silver Motorcycle 3rd Place gets a rolex Thanks to all who participated!!! It was a really great contest!!!!
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Two Headed Angels Ludicrous this modern life so boring snooring on the floor innate this curse this vision diverse refusal to implore irreversable piercing anguish festering out from inside the core a rock beneath a raging torrent unmoved amid chaotic flow james c leveroni 12.26.06
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Loneliness has become my best friend Loneliness and I Will be as one until the end I feel him during the night Experience him through the day Loneliness seems to become the only way I know so many people But does anybody know me When I am in their presence What is it that they see? I’ve been wondering a lot lately Maybe it’s really me Inside or outside There HAS to be something wrong Because time after time I don’t fit in Where everybody gets a long Or maybe I expect too much from others I guess friendship is fantasy I’ll stop expecting; start accepting At least I’ve got Loneliness here with me..
Good Things That Happened In 2006
1. My fiancee left me. 2. I discovered cherrytap. 3. I found the love of my life Michael. 4. Me and my best friends got back in touch. 5. I finally got my two loans paid off.
Two More Months....
Just two more then I'm gonna get him SO drunk! Chris; Nati; let's do it!
Your beauty does not make you right. It's not a substitute for substance. It does not imitate depth very well at all.
Dont Turn Your Back To The Homeless
Just Deal With It
Someone will always be prettier someone will always be smarter. Some of their houses will be bigger. Some will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. SO LET IT GO. AND LOVE YOU AND YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES. THINK ABOUT IT! The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes...... Might be lonely. And the word says, " If I have not love, I am nothing" So, again, LOVE YOU. LOVE WHO YOU ARE. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!"----" Winners make things happen, losers let things happen." Be blessed and encourage other women.
Grown Women Vs. Girls
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you haven't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their mans time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a little bit of space makes the together time even more special and goes to kick
Eleanor Rigby On The Net
I hope a few of you are old enough to remember the Beatles song, but if not you may get my meaning anyway, as I sit here and watch the small pics float by, I can only think "all the lonely people were do they all come from" for as the world grows larger we seem to become more isolated, more more distant, yet each night we long for companionship even if its in the form of pixelated words appearing on our screen from some stranger who bridged the gap of cyberspace for a little human contact. Like the old song by the police everyone hear in one form or another is sending out an S.O.S. in hopes of seeing a hundred million bottles washed up on the shores of their inbox, the next time they log on. Not because we wish any misory on anyone else, but because we all long to be part of a community any community, to have someone say "Hello". My point remember that when someone stretches out that hand in the cyber communication network. As for me my rules are simple, if you want to be my friend exp
Just Taken Pics !!!!!! Happy New Year
Here we are ! All new pics feel free to rate them comment on them and have fun !!!!!!!! To all my friends and family please have a safe and happy new year This site is a blast and love meeting all the new people so lets rock the new year in right and safe see ya soon John
Okay, I'm sitting here just TRYIN to chill out, smokin the Camel menthol wides I HAD to buy, and for some reason I just can't. I'm in a bad mood, haven't been able to shake it since getting caught in traffic this afternoon. Any ideas?
Kot (kids Off Tap)
I strongly support what this group of people are doing (KOT) Kids Off Tap. Bearing in mind that this site is for adults and not under age kids. I am strongly suggesting to all my friends who check out the new members listing on a regular basis that if you see or feel that new members are underage and don't belong here, forward the info to me and or any member or founder of this group. Better yet join this group of people try to keep underage kids off of CT.Any one interested in this contact me and I will forward you to the co-owner of this organization, let's all do our part in this venture and keep the kids off of here and on myspace where they belong.
I Make A Wish You Were Happy
You hear music because you feel free It’s in your mind The music plays through your spirit, your soul Your heart sings with them and feels the other kind, invisibly You are in love or just happy at all That feeling you want to feel every time the feeling that you can never fall ... I make a wish you were happy ...
~~rudolph The Reindeer Suspended For Season~~
Brawl Erupts at Reindeer Games The epidemic of sports violence spread to the North Pole last night as a brawl erupted between fans and reindeer at this year’s reindeer games, resulting in the ejection and suspension of Rudolph for the remainder of the season. The games, a holiday classic that dates back to 1949, had a mostly uneventful history until 2002, the year that beer and other alcoholic beverages first became available for sale at the event. Since then, fans say, the reindeer games have drawn increasingly unruly crowds who aggressively goad the hoofed creatures with catcalls and obscenities. “Given how wasted the fans are, it’s amazing that something like this didn’t happen sooner,” said Harlan McDougal, a fan who makes the trip from Pittsburgh every year to see the reindeer play. Rudolph, who was fined by the league for spitting in the face of Blixen earlier in the season, was the object of the fans’ ire from early in the first period. “Fans were shouti
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I feel so alone.I feal like you left me.I know this is not true.I can see you at the machine.Yet my arms are empty and my heart is sad.Why is this? I s it something I did that drives everyone I love away?Emotionaly I am torn.I dont feal like I have your love anymore.I feel so alone.........
Saying All The Wrong Things....
Ever feel that everything you say is wrong? I know I have a friend I never want to lose that I almost did. I said all the wrong things, tried too hard and just didn't see what I was doing. I am glad my friend is giving me a second chance to be a friend. Sometimes it is best to just listen.
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Some New And Old
Owner of my love and lust Inside for you my passions bust They rule me with heated desire I see you and I am on fire To hold you and make you mine alone To let you keep the soul you’ve known As we are one and it is you I love You’re my greatest love from god above And I belong to you for all eternity Will you always burn for me By R. Thomas Dinsmore Haunting Spirit Haunting me with words that touch A spirit so dear I feel it so much In my mind and under my skin Thoughts that possess me from within Ruling my heart with feelings so deep I feel this spirit when I sleep In dreams I see a sweet smile Haunting me holding me all the while Toss and turn kicking covers away Laying naked and on display For a spirit that never leaves me be Possessed of one, never wanting to be free By R. Thomas Dinsmore Understanding begins where doubts can not go Seeing through the eyes of wonder is how to know Discovery of every thing new held in awe The
Whats Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Whips. Your turn on is the "good ol'" whip. You either like to feel in charge during sex, or you like to feel pain. Sex isn't sex unless it's rough.Whips75%Bondage67%Biting58%Chains/Handcuffs58%Blind Folds42%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Theory Of A Deadman-make Up Your Mind
Make up your mind and I'll make up mine Don't worry about me I'll be fine Those words that you said to me why wasn't I listening I wish I hadn't met you at all. I started thinking I'll sit back and relax and wait for the morning We'll wake up, we'll make up and do this for the last time We'll wake up, we'll make up and do this for the last time If we breakup, we'll wind up losing both of our minds So wake up, let's make up and do this for the last time Make up your mind, and I'll make up mine Don't worry about me I'll be fine The last time you yelled at me I swore that I heard you say I wish I hadn't met you at all. I started thinking I'll sit back and relax and wait for the morning We'll wake up, we'll make up and do this for the last time We'll wake up, we'll make up and do this for the last time If we breakup, we'll wind up losing both of our minds So wake up, let's make up and do this for the last time When will we make up, will we break up. Let's wake up,
27 Ways To Say I Love You
English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Italian Ti Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Alabama Arkansas Kansas Oklahoma Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Tennessee Idaho Missouri Mississippi Montana Louisiana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida: Nice Ass, Git in the truck!
This is true You are Everything To Somebody Right now at this very minute----------- someone is very proud of you someone is thinking of you someone cares about you someone misses you someone wants to talk to you someone wants to be with you someone hopes you aren't in trouble someone is thankful for the support you have provided someone wants to hold your hand someone hopes everything turns out all right someone wants you to be happy someone wants you to find them someone is celebrating your successes someone wants to give you a gift someone thinks you ARE a gift someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot someone wants to hug you someone loves you someone wants to lavish you with small gifts someone admires your strength someone is thinking of you and smiling someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun someone thinks
Havin Fun
Omg yall im so drunk n while its still new year i wanted to wish everyone a happy new year while i could still type! Have a good one!
When You Love Someone
When you love someone - youll do anything Youll do all the crazy things that you cant explain Youll shoot the moon - put out the sun When you love someone Youll deny the truth - believe a lie Therell be times that youll believe you can really fly But your lonely nights - have just begun When you love someone When you love someone - youll feel it deep inside And nothin else can ever change your mind When you want someone - when you need someone When you love someone... When you love someone - youll sacrifice Youd give it everything you got and you wont think twice Youd risk it all - no matter what may come When you love someone Youll shoot the moon - put out the sun When you love someone
In Flames Vs. Soilwork
Two of Sweden's best duke it out (basically was a practical joke based on an article in some magazine debating who was Best Metal band so they decided to make similar videos and get it on).
Can Anyone Help Me???
Hey everyone!!! Whatz up? Nothing much here sick of life. It seems like i cant do anything right anymore. The guy I truly love just left me cause he found out i have a new BF. But what was i suppse to do when he tells me i can date anyone i want. IF you think you can help me out please give me a shout.
They are a hand full at times lol can't live with them can't without them what am i to do lol
How To Treat A Rude Customer
How to Treat a Rude Customer An award should go to the gate attendant at Luqa airport. A crowded Malta-London flight was cancelled. She was the lone attendant in charge of re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?" she began. With her voice being heard clearly throughout the terminal, she said, "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE
What Kind Of Eyes Do U Have...
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures) EdenYou have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
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Funny Angel Survey, What's Your Results?
You scored as Angel of Death. You were an Angel of death! Before you were sent to Earth to be tested and be a human, you were what brought death upon humans. With a look, you could kill anyone. Your unusal intrest in death and love of blood and gore asures that in heaven, you delt with it very much. You were an angel who brought death to all, and what is and forever will be feared by humans. Your old deathly stare still scares people and you still crave for killing.Angel of Death93%Guardian Angel71%Angel of Guidance46%Angel of Prayer36%Angel of Hope29%Angel of Good Fortune0%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with
You Nice Ladies Should Get A Big Chuckle!!
Subject: the gynocologist A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfec
This Be Funny. Possibly.
What's blue and doesn't fit? ...wait for it.... A dead epileptic.
For Our Guys We Love You
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Kats Sleep Song...
When you were asleep I was kissing your forehead You gave a frown so I kissed so you again You started waking and put your arms around my waist Just making sure I was there then you drifted away And when I awoke I found out I’d been dreaming Some of my bed cloths were still on the floor I looked around and realized you were leaving me I saw the back of your dress as you slipped thru the door When I return I will kiss your eyes open Take off my cloths and I’ll lie by your side Then I will wait till the sandman has done with you And as you sleepily rise you will find I’ll be there gn
FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING They say there is a first time for everything. Your lips brushing my cheek, your palm pressing into my back, the warmth of your body pulling me closer. It was the first time for us. We have both taken these steps before but we were walking with others so long ago. Our partners gone, we stood alone against the darkness, wondering how to find the way. To begin again, so late in life. To taste the pleasures of the flesh with someone new. Fear lurks at every corner, making us pause before touching. But the need is stronger than the unknown, deepening the kisses, lengthening the touches. I am excited by your caress, comfortable in your arms. I would never have expected to be exploring this with you. A man needs a woman, you need me. The woman in me needs you. To touch, to taste, to satisfy, all of me. Some day it will happen, some day we will give in to the passion, pushing aside the fear. There is a first time
Emergency Numbers
When in sorrow, call John 14 When men fail you, call Psalm 27 If you want to be fruitful, call John 15 When you have sinned, call Psalm 51 When you worry, call Matthew 6:19-34 When you are in danger, call Psalm 91 When God seems far away, call Psalm 139 When your faith needs stirring, call Hebrews 11 When you are lonely and fearful, call Psalm 23 When you grow bitter and critical, call 1 Corinthians 13 For Paul's secret to happiness, call Col. 3:12-17 For idea of Christianity, call 2Corinthians 5:5-19 When you feel down and out, call Romans 8:1-30 When you leave home for labor or travel, call Psalm 121 When your prayers grow narrow or selfish, call Psalm 67 For a great invention/opportunity, call Isaiah 55 When you want courage for a task, call Joshua 1 How to get along with fellow men, call Roman 12 When you think of investments/returns, call Mark 10 If you are depressed, call Psalm 27 If your pocketbook is
Leader Of The Pack
Deep in the evergreenforest in North America, the moon glinting off the newly fallen snow, all is quiet. The solitude of the sable night is broken by the mournful howl of the wolf.The wolf pack is preparing to hunt. This is the natural order of life not cry of a cold blooded killer. The killer reputation came about many centuries ago during the European wars. People saw wolves eating those who were already dead from the war. This was interpreted as though the wolves had killed the people when in fact they were taking advantage of the food source by scavenging. Many people once, and still do think wolves are dangerous to humans and livestock. It is this reputation that has almost brought the wolf to extinction. Wolves are an endangered species. but are now protected by law.Efforts are already underway to re-eneter wolves into the ares where they have dissapeared.One of the rarest wolves in North America is the red wolf. Other endangered wolves are the Arabian, Persian, Chinese, M
For Wolves
Today, the wolf represents all that which is wild and free. They call us to the last retreats of our vanishing wilderness, where their songs carry on the wind, a wild defiant sorrow. Roaming where few men dare, wolves pierce the silence with their powerful song. The howl begins low and melodious. The sound is lonely, haunting, surreal; as if the voices of our ancestors were howling through the canyons. Soon, the ridges resound with the chorus of a wolf pack on the prowl. Then, as the last note descends, it is quiet, as the winds whisper like spirits of ancient times. Remember that sound and treasure it. It is as old as time, wild as the wind and as poetic as moonlight on snow. It is the trademark of the wolf.
The Way I Feel
I don't honestly think I will fully understand the way that I feel. We haven't really been talking that long, two weeks at the most I would say. Yet something inside of me won't let me stop thinking about you and wont let me get rid of the want to be with you. But I have an amazing boyfriend who I love. I know I love him and that he means the world to me. All it takes is for him to tell me he loves me or that he misses me and I feel like a lil ho for the way I talk with you and think about you. You know all about him, he has no clue about you. Well I guess I cant say that, he does know I talk to you, as a friend. Which yeah we do talk as friends at times but other times we talk as if we are lovers as you sometimes say. This morning when you said my boyfriend was here and my lover was in the military I swear my heart skipped a beat or two because a lil peice of me wishes you could really be my lover. But at the same time I am afraid of that because I honestly believe if I was ever to be
Booty Call
This has got to be the greatest bulletin ive ever seen...BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTZ TO BE YUR BOOTY-CALL! Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ How often do you have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex(Y/N)___ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ Ball play______ List thr
Have You Ever
Have you ever done something because you knew it was the right thing to do but later on thought you fucked up? I have recently done this but I cant understand why I keep thinking I fucked up because I know I had to do it. As Im sure many of you know I have many really good guy friends, more the female I hear about either the kind of father they are or the kind of father they think they would be. And hearing of all the things they would do with their babies and the things they would teach them makes me think I fucked up by leaving my babies daddy because now she will never really have that. I mean yeah I have a wonderful boyfriend who is great with her and if him and I stay together would make a great father figure but I know from personal experice that its just not the same as having your real father around. And I wonder if she will hate me for leaving him when she gets older the way I hate my mom for not letting me be around my father. I always said my babies would
In The Middle
Well I have a wonderful female friend who I would do anything for. As long as it means she would be happy I would find a way to do it for her. She knows this and asked me to help her be with a guy who in a way she shouldnt be with. I mean she has a husband and all yet she is so happy with someone else. Yet the only way she can ever really be with the other guy is if I go along so that her husband thinks she is hanging out with me. Now Im good friends with the other guy too so its not like Im an outcast totally but in a way I am. When its just the three of us they seem to forget I am there at times which is fine until I realize that I am in the middle of something that could get really really messy. Especially seeing her husband is kinda related to me....yeah so I dont know what to really do. I have never seen her so happy with her husband as she is with the other guy but her husband is totally clueless and well to make things worse she is pregnant with her husbands baby. So I
What Kind Of Pagan Are You?
You scored as Ecclectic Pagan. A veritable blend of all the pantheons and perhaps a dash of a few other religions as well, you're the versitile Ecclectic Pagan. You have no problem wearing an ankh while setting an offering to Herne on your alter just below your image of Hera. You don't believe in coloring within the lines, and are a bright free-thinker. While you respect the views of your fellow pagans, as far as you're concerned, religion is the sky, and there's no one about to clip your wings with lines and limitations. Ecclectic Pagan80%Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan70%Zoroastrian Pagan70%Kabbalistic Pagan65%Celtic Pantheonic Pagan55%Roman Pantheonic Pagan55%Shamanic Pagan55%Catholic (Pagan?)55%Eastern Pagan50%Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)
I Go On Air Saturday
Thats right I will be going on air saturday for show stoppin radio at 11pm central 12 am eastern.I hope to see my friends in there for my premiere.Come join me DJ Madness this saturday.
Ska Sucks
You said you loved me And that we would always be You are a liar
For All The Women!!!
1. When your ol' man takes you places with him or when he has company at home, DON'T talk too much! Try to be friendly and polite but NEVER, EVER just jump right into the middle of their conversation. If there's anything a good man can't stand, it's a woman who talks too damn much! Besides, the more you talk, the more chance you have of saying something wrong. 2. You should always be enthusiastic about sex. Put a little effort into it. You gotta want to please him. Don't you know that men love it when you get off getting him off? After all it's not like he cant do the job himself and probably just as good without you. But there's no substitute for a lady who enjoys sex all the time. And remember there's only one good reason to turn him down when he wants it. For those few days a month Rule #3 is a good one to remember. 3. If you got a problem w/ oral sex, GET OVER IT! All men love it, want it, need it. If you offered your old man a blowjob right now it wouldn't matter what he w
Bless Her Heart
My mother has the patience of Job when it comes to Sibi. I would've tossed her INTO the living room. Let me set this up. Ma was trying to get her to go into the living room to put her coat on but the girl didn't want to. Mami begged and pleaded and tried to sucker her. Nope Sibs wouldn't budge.... Can you tell?! I love this kid but she's a pain in the ass!
Most Infant Seats Flunk Crash Test
By JIM FITZGERALD, AP YONKERS, N.Y. (Jan. 4) - Most of the infant car seats tested by Consumer Reports "failed disastrously" in crashes at speeds as low as 35 mph, the magazine reported Thursday. The seats came off their bases or twisted in place, the report said. In one case, a test dummy was hurled 30 feet. Of the 12 car seats tested, Consumer Reports said it could recommend only two, and it urged a federal recall of the poorest performing seat, the Evenflo Discovery. Evenflo issued a statement disputing the tests' validity, saying, "The magazine's test conditions and protocols appear to conflict with the collective experience of car seat manufacturers, NHTSA (the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration) and the scientific community." To be sold in the United States, an infant seat must perform adequately in a 30 mph frontal crash, and Consumer Reports found that all but the Discovery did so. But it noted that NHTSA crash tests most cars at higher speeds - 35 mp
Written in blood Sealed with sin Are the secrets That lie deep within Smothered with lust Drenched in pain Hurt me you apparently must My soul you did drain Leave you I will Hurt me no more can you Like cancer your intent was to weaken and kill Hindered was your objective before you were through Don't deny, you know I don't lie Because just like my ring You never wanted me  Such a childish thing To make me believe  To give me hope to give me reason To hope for something I shouldn't be believing those half truth lies  When the real truth you did disguise  Then polish with deceit
Moving On
All these thoughts, i can't let go My heart is being ripped to shreds Thinking of you I can no longer stand My heart has been unstitched to threads Every day I try to move on And every day i fail I'm the one who ended it But my feelings have yet to sail I thought I was over you But i guess i was wrong  No matter how much pain you've caused Even though it's been so long. Lately I've been having dreams Dreams of being with you These feelings keep haunting me I just don't know what to do
You told me you loved me like a fool i believed you i let myself get close after you brought me out of my shadow you let me go for another girl one you said you never wanted to see again now you say lets be best friends like its that easy i put on a fake smile and walk around no one knows the difference inside i wear a frown
Writing And Poetry
I Am Category: Writing and Poetry I am who I am. You are who you are. I wont change you so don't change me. You do what you do. I do what I do. We are who we are. We cant change each other. Dont try to be someone your not. It will get you nowhere fast. Just be yourself that is all anyone can ask.
What Will Be Your Legacy?
What will be your legacy? His mercy goes on from generation to generation, to all who fear him. Luke 1:50 NLT But as for me, I will sing about your power. I will shout with joy each morning because of your unfailing love. For you have been my refuge, a place of safety in the day of distress. O My strength, to you I sing praises, for you, O God, are my refuge, the God who shows me unfailing love.>/p> Psalm 59:16-17 NLT A wonderful inheritance What will your children inherit? What about your grandchildren? Would you like them to know God's mercy as you have or even more so? What a wonderful inheritance to pass on from generation to generation. If this is what we want for our children, we must help them to reverence the Lord. Mercy is God's gift to us; reverence is our gift to God. The two work together to leave a legacy of faithfulness to future generations. Many people think of God as being angry and judgmental, pointing his disapproving finger at our sins a
Under Grace, Not Law
Under Grace, Not Law For sin shall not have dominion over you: for you are not under law but under grace. (Romans 6:14) Sin dominates every one's life, unless they are learning of God's remedy. Grace is our only hope that sin will no longer dominate our lives. Furthermore, grace is a sufficient hope that sin need not exercise a dominating influence over us. Before we came to faith in Jesus Christ, we were fully under the dominion of sin. We were condemned before God because of our sin. Others may not have been aware of our truly sinful condition. Still, we were so controlled by sin that God called us "slaves of sin" (Romans 6:6). The law brought us no hope of escape. In fact, the law condemned us (Romans 3:19). We could never have found freedom from sin's condemnation by attempting to perform better under the law of God, for "by the works of the law no flesh shall be justified" (Galatians 2:16). On the other hand, the grace of God is our fully effective hope. There is forg
She Slides Between My Legs
She Slides Between My Legs Oh! She is beautiful in everyway She slides quietly between my legs We are a perfect match Together we reach new highs She takes me places I have never been before She never complains about the weather She knows I may be gone into some bar But I will return too her She will wait knowing no other will take me For she is mine and I am forever hers Years we have been together now and I have learnt her little ways I know now how too turn her on and get her warm Too feel her throbbing bucking beneath me And her voice as I turn back the throttle Her roars of delight as together we ride as one There may have been many who rode behind But only I have the right too hold her She is My will My life My breath MY BIKE
I Miss You...
The feeling of happiness is indescribable. At time it comes from places you least expect and people you would think would never be a part of your life. I have had a few hard times in my life just as everyone else has. But through thick and thin my best friend has always been by my side! You don't think about it at the time but our friends are always the ones who help put us back on our feet. They see us at our worst and get us back to our best! We laugh and cry and even argue from time to time, but I know I wouldn't be who I with out her in my life. I feel as though I have abandoned her. Left her to fend for herself! I moved away and she stayed. I wish everyday to be near each other again. And I know in my heart that t will one day be true. We speak daily but it's never enough. There is still something missing.. maybe it's just getting together after work or the hug to let you know i care. I miss our "field trips" and "missions", having a drink and a smoke to ease our minds. What we ha
If You Understand The Hiddenmeaning Of Poetry Then U See Ther Real Me
True Nature As thy wind blows through the feilds of wheat. The egale flys so swiftly across the sky. As thy water lays calm and cool in the lake. The Bobcat lays calm and collective as the butterfly flys by. This is what the true nature is like. Let us thank god for this wonder. Warren Francis Andrews Copyright ©2007 Warren Francis Andrews
If You Know Me, Want Me, Love Me...please Open
Check This Out !
I have been a member now for a while and would like to say this is a place for attention !!!! What is a friend ? A friend treats people like they want to be treated and cares for them A man can be friends with a woman because he can think of her before him self ! True (think about it?) This site rocks because I run through my friends list then family to see what they have been up to !!!!!! I hope to make alot of friends here to write, chat and just feel the real love of what true friendship is all about! If Im on your friends list it is real with me and the people I write too ! I love this quote (some men dream of things they can never have and say ol well, I dream of things I can never have and say why not ! So try! ) You never know what you can do until you dream of it !!!!!!!!!!
Huntington Beach Humane Society
Please help!!! Please be advised that Huntington Beach Humane Society (the 'humane' part is questionable) is closing down for good on January 8 and ALL DOGS MUST BE ADOPTED OR THEY WILL BE EUTHANIZED. The shelter is not publicizing this very well (probably for fear of the bad publicity) so we need to spread the word. Please share this information with other animal lovers in the hopes that more animals will be adopted from there. If nothing else, maybe your funds can help move them to another humane in Irvine or San Clemente. The shelter is 'selling' the dogs for 50% off to move them out. PLEASE SAVE THE LIFE OF A PRECIOUS ANIMAL.....THERE'S ONLY 1 DAY LEFT. Even if you can't have one of your own, just forward this on to everyone you know and have them forward it NEVER know who winds up wanting and getting a dog! I've been surprised numerous times by people who I never thought in a million years would get an animal! If you feel moved, just get in the ca
Happy Screw You's - 2007
It is that time of your kiddies! It is time for me, as I do on my official blogsite, to say "Happy Screw You!" to all of the men who have screwed me over in 2006! Last year's "MSY"'s went over quite well as I only received 3 "Screw You Backs" from those endearing men I chose to honor! It seems that even though I was not good enough for them, they still read my page on a daily basis! Anyway, shall we get to the business??? First and foremost, a Merry Screw You to Ernie. A repeat offender, making last year's MSY list, Ernie managed to weasel his way back into my life earlier this year and ALMOST had me suckered! (AB - you will appreciate this one . . .) He slimed his way back into my life by having an incurable terminal illness - or so he said when he started talking to me again. No sooner I let him back into my life - BOOM! A wunderkind doctor was able to cure him (after 7 others said he had less than 3 months to live) with a simple treatment. Thank the Gods! Then, wh
Alright, My Playoff Pics
I'm a little late on this, doing it tonight, but I'll be honest, I was predicting a Chiefs victory over the Colts, which as you might know, didn't happen. I was right about Seattle beating Dallas, except I didn't expect the game to be that close, and Dallas should've won if it wasn't for that bobbled snap. If my Cardinals can't be in the playoffs, then I'll cheer for anyone playing the Cowboys. Here's the rest of my playoff pics. New England 31-N.Y Jets 21. Philidelphia 27-N.Y. Giants 10. 2nd round. Baltimore 27-Colts 21 New England 21-San Diego 17 (upset pic) Chicago 34-Seattle 21 Philidelphia 31-New Orleans 27 (kind of an upset pic) Conference Championship New England 24-Baltimore 17 Chicago 27-Philidelphia 21 Super Bowl Chicago 31-New England 24 Okay, I did the points more for fun, who knows how that will work. Obviously any of these could go any way, but there's my NFL postseason prediction, I like the Bears to win it all, and New Engl
How Can I Explain
How can I explain... how things are. How I wish they would be better how it might always be the same. How can I expect... more than what is. you to understand. How do I express... the hurt that I feel the thoughtlessness that I experience the way life REALLY IS. I can't MAKE YOU... see things as they are. Understand how I feel. Think more of US instead of just YOU. Sometimes I feel... So alone. So hurt. So powerless. I try to... put myself in your shoes. think of how I can make things better. not to be such a bitch. But HOW do I explain???? I can do only so much. I have feelings too. What you don't do DOES hurt. That being together should not mean always feeling alone....
Incoming Judiciary Chairman Leahy Targets Corruption In First Bills Of 110th Congress
U.S. SENATOR PATRICK LEAHY CONTACT: Office of Senator Leahy, 202-224-4242 VERMONT -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Incoming Judiciary Chairman Leahy Targets Corruption In First Bills Of 110th Congress Leahy Introduces Bills To Combat War Profiteering, Public Corruption WASHINGTON (Thursday, January 4) – Signaling a renewed emphasis on combating corruption at home and abroad, incoming Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.), introduced a package of bills Thursday targeting corrupt officials and private companies seeking to defraud American taxpayers and troops. “Americans want the culture of corruption to end. From war profiteers and corrupt officials in Iraq, to convicted Administration officials, to influence-peddling lobbyists and, regrettably, even members of Congress, too many supposed public servants have been serving their own interests, rather than the public interest,” said Leahy. Ma
Why Dont Ppl Tlk
hey i was wonderin why ppl wont tlk 2 me granted like 12 ppl out of all of my friends tlk 2 me but its pointless 2 add somebody and not tlk 2 them hell friends is friends there aint no sense in ignoring ppl and being a stuck up asshole or bitch lol am i right yall who agrees with me?
Dear Lord....
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Wounds Heal ... Scars Are Character Making
The value is such as it is seen Nothing known when one is green For only the pain can let us know The cost of love that to show A heart that breaks for lack there of Missing the gift from heaven above For nothing does part but love lost The loss is such beyond all cost Only the soul that aches so true Can appreciate a love found new One who knows it may pass away Will cherish the gift each and every day A fragile thing love will always be Something beyond all who can see Dreams may come true not once but twice A miracle when the heart turns to ice Cold and unforgiving what hate did destroy Lost in the pains forgotten all joy What may revive a heart turned to stone When love has fled and left one alone Only another that sparks forth the fire And is held with true deepest desire Longed for and cared for as no other before With love that lost and was no more The value is known through broken heart For only such love is never to part By R. Thomas Dinsmore
My Website
hello everyone!!! the new website will be up and running VERY SOON!!!! you can get even more updates and see some more pix at hugs and kissez!!
What Kind Of Intelligence Do You Have
What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have? Linguistic Intelligence I'm sure you've been told, but you've got a way with words. You love to read, have a massive vocabulary, and sometimes leave your friends behind with your complex modes of speech and argument. You're great at learning new languages, as well as a skilled orator (you can easily convince people of something you want). You'd be best suited to a career as a writer, politician, translator, or teacher. Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have? Based of Howard Gardner's theory of multiple intelligences. Go look it up, fun stuff! 1) If you've got a free moment, you like to: Going outside to kick a ball or climb a tree. Text some friends and go out. Draw a picture. Contemplate your next move in your long-distance chess game. Download some new tunes and rock out. Read a book Just hang out at home with your cat. ----------------------------------------------------
What Do Your Eyes Say About You?
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious83%Diamond Eyes67%Passion58%Eyes full of Pain58%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with

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