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Friends And Family
Are you the type of friend that visits your friends or family ONLY after you see that they have hit your page and rated you? Or do you visit their page and rate them anyway? Do you ignore your friends and family when they shout at you, cuz you are too busy, or do you politely tell them HI and that you don't really have the time to chat. Do you post Status Quotes, asking everyone for R/F/A's, Bling, or some other gifts, knowing that you aren't going to return the favor? Of all my friends, I have about 5 that will visit my page and rate, or chat with me, without me having to initiate it. And I love them dearly. But I have many more that don't, or won't. I have had friends that say right in their "About Me" that they rarely rate, chat, or even respond to personal messages, simply because they are only here for the GAME, and want to boost their egos by relishing all of the FALSE POPULARITY that Fubar offers them. Needless to say, they are no longer Friends and I would guess

Just Another Rant Of My Life..
Ahead of me is a wall of rock I have not seen before, am I lost or did this rock simply winked into existence before I arrived... I don’t understand what is going on anymore... it is as though I am walking through a nightmare I cannot wake from no matter how hard I try I just seem to find yet another level of this dream... this... waking nightmare... HELL I don’t even know what I’m really talking about anymore... everything seems to be blending into together as one and I am just getting more and more confused... what am I doing? Where am I going?Is it time to move on? Or is it time to stand and fight? Why do I find this all so hard to understand?Tell me do you know what you’re doing... I mean truly know what you’re doing. Or are you simply walking through life blind hoping that when you reach your goal you will understand what you are doing here... foolishness.. You need to know what you’re doing... You need to understand that this life bares more re

Wanna Trade?
Anywho, things are going well right now. I was able to change my major, so I am hoping to like the classes I will be taking now. I heard they will be a lot harder, but I really like the idea of learning a trade that is always in high demand. I met a guy, he turned out to be psycho, so that's over already. I am good with being single, I wish everyone else would understand that and accept it too. I really need to find a new job, one that pays better so I can stop struggling for a while. I am doing ok, but it would be nice if I had extra money on occasion. On the request of my boss, my kids, my friends, and most of my family, I need to talk to my doctor again and ask if I can move onto the next step. It seems that the current type of product has made my symptoms worse rather than better, and my people are all about to disown me if I don't get something done soon. Well, that's it in a nutshell. My kids are doing great and seem to be pretty happy. They are getting read

Rang Rate Altuized!!!
FAIREST OF ALL just altruized me! Her Rang is blue and running at full speed with flashin 11's oh one more thing the annoying flashing pic she has up if you hit it hard she'll take it down PLZ RATE HERhttp://www.fubar.com/58639

What Our Forefathers Would Have Thought About Our Government Now
From the Declaration of Independence We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are

Party
When you realize mistakes youv made have made life a little more difficult to bare then neccassary. So the only thing to do is instead of prolonging your mistakes which makes it worse just suck it up and take responsibilty for your actions because of your own stupidity. Realization of this has helped me become a better person and more thoughtful in my choices

Statuses I Love Or Love To Hate
Ah, Fu statuses..... some are good, some are bad, and some are just plain ugly. I'm starting a collection. I like to categorize, so I came up with these categories LOL (feel free to suggest more, I'm diggin keeping these blogs updated!): POINT HOAR BEGGING I'M BORED (WAHHHHH) NAUGHTY/RAUNCHY THIS STATUS ROCKS I will not post who said what, only what they said. HOWEVER, some statuses may be obvious.... If you see any that tickle your fancy, please PM me and i will add! Happy reading! (and giggling I hope, rawrrrr) POINT HOAR BEGGING "I will pay you 35 mil and pimp you out for a god mode bling" (as IF LOL) "Send me a 25 credit bp and you might get a little sumthin sumthin" "Pimp me out and I will change your diapers when your old!" (LMAO) "I will rate ALL pics, Alteruize, pimp for 2 wks, 20 mil, add to family, for a god mod bling :)" "GOD MODE ON.. Come Luv On It.. Then Go Luv On My Awesome Family.. LIKE ME.. Bein Green Is Fun.. Want My Points For 12 H

Re The Other Blog
First off, I've been a tad busy this week, hence my rare sightings here (yes I know you didn't notice, crush my ego you bastards). Secondly, some of you responded to my last blog as if I was meaning 'you'...when I say 'you' I am talking to a generic 'you', not anybody specific. I don't like people putting themselves down; I sure as fuck don't like it when they're doing so to try and make me 'feel better'. It bugs me that people I care about would think that I would want that. For the record, then, pedantically as possible... I don't deal well with stupid. When I say 'stupid' I mean - small-minded, selfish, petty, lacking insight, lame, puerile...fuck it's 6am I'm not going to find a thesaurus - right up to just 'thick as fucking pigshit'. Good rule of thumb, if I like you, I do not consider you stupid. There are plenty of smart people here - on my list and not on my list. Note, I consider myself intelligent...that doesn't mean I consider myself 'smart'.

Happy Birthday! Oh..... Wow...
Why I fired my SecretaryLast week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning..I went downstairs for breakfasthoping my wife would be pleasant and say,'Happy Birthday!',and possibly have a small present for me.As it turned out,she barely said good morning,let alone' Happy Birthday.'I thought....Well, that's marriage for you,but the kids...They will remember.My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfastand didn't say a word..So when I left for the office,I felt pretty lowand somewhat despondent.As I walked into my office,my secretary Jane said,'Good Morning Boss,and by the wayHappy Birthday ! 'It felt a little betterthat at least someone had reme

Gucci Fashion Handbag
In a show with such an astounding number of beautiful designer handbags, I barely know where to begin. Who would have thought after last season’s tribal tassel disaster that Marc Jacobs would come up with such a feminine, pretty, and functional collection of handbags at gucci handbag. I would have been the last one to guess it – in fact, I remarked to a friend last week that I was barely even looking forward to the Vuitton show. But that’s the genius of Marc Jacobs. Just when you think that you’ve got him pegged, when you think that you know what he’s going to do and how you’re going to feel about it, he veers off in the opposite direction at full speed and gives you the last thing you could have ever thought he would come up with. This season, he took us straight back to 1940s France, with tea-length tweeds, tailored waists, and bosom-hugging dirndls. The look reminded me of the French farm girls in the opening sequence of Inglourious Basterds, bu

Not In Vain
Not In Vain ~~~~Emily Dickinson If I can stop one heart from breaking,I shall not live in vain:If I can ease one life the aching,Or cool one pain,Or help one fainting robinUnto his nest again,I shall not live in vain.

Louis Vuitton New Jacquard Handbag
The Lv Handbag are extremely good option for the ladies who want to have brands on their shoulders and at the same time they want to be modest. This range of Lv bag is really classic in terms of look and the material of which it is made. The flowers made on the exterior of the bag are the appeal that this bag possesses. The dark leather has been stamped and imprinted with a tree with flowers at its external. The flowers look so beautiful that it really makes Lv Handbagso classy and it goes with your teamed dress for every occasion. Though the size of the bag is not so big but still the bag is quiet capable of carrying lots of essential stuff. This bag gives no nonsense looks and due to this bag suits the ladies at very higher designations as it gives the complete diplomat look. The inner lining of the Lv Handbag is very firm and the textile used in the making of this bag is also of the top quality. This makes the Lv Handbag good looking and strong at the same time. The powerful look o

Fumafia
Will pay 5 mill fubux to any saluted player that has joined before dec 2010 that has never made a player in mafia on here to become my merc on this link http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=157182 message me if your interested please it is some easy fubux Thank you, Lucy

Military- Can You Give This To My Daddy
As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.'Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed One of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As t...hey began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering.When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and Cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families.Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal.Just when I thought I could not be more proud of

A Good Joke
a yankee fan a met fan an a red sox fan are on top of a mountain arguing about which team is greatest. they all agree to show their loyalty to their teams, the mets fan goes first and says this is for my mets then jumps off the mountain, the yankee fan is up next he says i do this for my yankees then kicks the red sox fan off the mountain..... LoL relax its a joke

Oh No He Didn't!
Dear Ninja, SO- I was talking to this boy here on fubar. We met. We dated. We lived 6 hours away from each other. This was a year ago. We dated a few months and i found out he was not only playing me but several others.So, I was naive and tried to have faith in him a second and third-ish time. I've since been talking to another girl which he has played before as well. He happens to have quite the harem as he's QUITE charming....My question is....... Should We Get A Baseball Bat to Beat The Karma into him OR should we just wait for it to come around on its own? ~The Other Other Other Girl Dear Other Other Other Girl, Part of me will tell you to duct tape him to a tree, put honey on his genitals and down his leg, and lead an angry mound of fire ants to him. The fubar equivalent of that would be screen shots of his messages, gifts, bling to you, etc, that you can use to show the other girls what he is. Another part of me will smack you on the forehead and tell your dumb

Changes??
I really know that I am needing a change and I hate to say it but I think that change is going to mean me leaving Colorado. It's going to kill me since my kids are here, and I don't want to lose them, I don't want to be away from them any sooner than I am really going to have to be. I mean once December rolls around they are going with their dad and leaving state anyways, and that really fuckin sux for me, but anymore I just dont know what to do. I am thinking that the change that I really need is going to be leaving here. I don't really want to go home, because that means moving in with my mom. UGH, that would end up being really fuckin diasterous really. I have no one else that I could move in with, I have no job. So it's either I stay where I am an continue to go through all the bullshit that I go through on a regular basis, or I decide to take that step and go crawling home. Why does divorce have to do this to a person?? I mean fuck, it really makes you feel like such a goddamn fai

I Think I Shall Write A Fucking Blog On Fucking Fubar.
Ok, first to start off: If you have a fucking problem with what I'm going to say, fuck yourself. I don't wanna hear it, this is my life and since none of you assholes even know me, you can keep your meaningless opinions to yourselves. Unless, of course, it's something good that i WANT to hear. Contuining on... I apologize in advanced if any of you 32+ year old freaks read this and are somehow offended, but deal with it. Have I really come to the point where I'm writing a fucking blog on Fubar? Guess so. ANYWAY. My life has come to somewhat of a cross-roads. I've been doing a lot of thinking over the past couple of days and have completely turned my back on everything that I thought I should do to eventually become the successful person that I thought I'd always be. I've enrolled in Empire Beauty schools in Boston, which is a fucking far cry from being a clinical psychiatrist like I've always wanted. I'm desperately trying to come to terms with the fact that my father is

Changes
Well I am thinking that it's time for a change! I am trying to get myself back into school thinking that it will help to pass the time, it will help for me to realize that I can finish something that I started years ago. I want to finish this degree more than anything, and for some reason right now seems like it's the right time, so I think that I just need to take advantage of it now! I know otherwise I wont and than I wont ever manage to finish anything that I put my mind to. I think as well that it will help me to help deal with me not having the kids as much as I would like them. And it wont allow my ex to get on me about me not being productive and being a real piece of shit. I am coming to this when I am hitting 90 days clean! I guess it means that things are slowly coming together. I just hope that I can get back into school and that I can finally finish this, and than make the best out of my life! Especially to be doing something that I love!

My Rules
Rules If you just have pics of stuff...nope not gonna add u.... If you only have one pic of yourself...Im not gonna accept your request.... If you send me a request and ur page is private where I cant check you out first...Denied If your a newbie.....sorry not gonna add you... unless u have a salute If you come at me disrespectful at ALL....wont add u and uget get blocked. If your 18-22 probably not gonna add u....I have a 23year old niece too weird..(if your part of my lounge ok thats one thing) even still kinda weird :/hehe Im on here for fun not bullshit....So Come correct or not at All..... Thanks

Original Poetry Ii
How Do You Know How do you know when you are in love Is it the way you feel when he kisses you His lips soft; the kiss urgent yet gentle like a dove Or the way each day with him is new And stolen moments with him seem too few Is it the comfort he conveys in his words Making you feel shielded and loved The way they wrap around and protect you like swords Keeping you warm and fitting like a glove You can feel the promise of love Is it the look in your eyes as you adoringly stare The gentle way you stroke his cheek The way you brush from his eyes stray hair Or the way with a glance he makes your legs grow weak And your voice grow shaky when you try to speak Is it the way your mind is always on him How to thoughts him subconsciously you always seem to roam How he’s never out of your thoughts, making your head swim The way you daydream of maybe sharing a home Or writing your feelings in a poem When My Life Comes to Its End I’ve loved y

Why?
Why, when I see your picture does It cause such great JOY and at the same time a hurt in the heart? The joy is so profound that It has made men wage war just gain a smile. The pain and hurt, at the same time, has made man so meloncoly that the thought of life is of no concequence and great deeds have been wroght for that same smile. I am no great writer nor a poet. But I can almost feel what the great warrior poets might have felt. The joy of battle in a great cause, to protect your home, your family, your love... Or to sit in the quiet of night, surrounded by hundreds but totally alone with thoughts of the love you'd die for, but only wanting to live for. I don't believe I was born in the wrong age, a thousand years too late... Maybe a thousand too soon. I may be one of those souls who yearn for adventure, to seek out new things, to boldly go forth into the unknown, to capture knowledge, to conquer fear. All of this for one who could care less for the feats, who just would ta

My Leather Bodybag After 7 Years In Storage
Just got to use my leather body bag that I've had in storage for the last 7.Actually, it's the first time I've EVER really got to use it because it was the I've been inspired to play with it and the sub actually fit it. This is especially sad because it's SUPPOSEDLY a size LARGE (and this sub was very trim and of average height).MISTRESS GENEVIEVEmsgenevieve.comniteflirt.com/MistressGenevieveclips4sale.com/store/4083zazzle.com/msgenevievetwitter.com/msgenevievegroups.yahoo.com/group/mistressgenevievesslaves

Syrian Forces Kill 34 Despite Assad Pledge
Syrian forces killed dozens of protesters on Friday despite assurances by President Bashar al-Assad that a crackdown was over, and thousands of people rallied across the Arab nation with renewed vigor demanding political freedoms. Activists said at least 34 people, including four children, were shot dead by Assad's forces in the southern province of Deraa, where the uprising against Assad erupted in March, the city of Homs, 165 km (100 miles) north of Damascus, suburbs of the capital and in the ancient desert city of Palmyra. "Bye-bye Bashar. juicy couture See you in The Hague," chanted protesters in Homs, referring to the Dutch-based international war crimes tribunal. They also shook shoes in the air in a gesture of contempt. "We want revenge against Maher and Bashar," shouted others, referring to the Syrian leader and his powerful brother -- a military commander accused by diplomats and residents of attacking cities and cracking down on pro-democracy protests. Encouraged by growing g

Aint Gonna Last
Lay down beside me. Tell me...Is it mean to ask, does this work Do you imagine? You and I Together in this world Dont try to tell me Your lies.. I will work you out Tear you apart cause I can see it in your eyes This aint gonna work This aint gonna work I get a feeling This aint gonna last From experieneces That Ive had in the past I know weve been here Many of times But its only the truth That im trying to find In your reflection What do you see Does it mirror Who your ment to be Try to be honest With me...with me Can you afford to be With someone like me I get a feeling this aint gonna las t From experiences That ive had in the past I know weve been here many of time But its only the truth That im trying to find This aint gonna work This aint gonna work

I Wasn't Proud
Ricky was the first and Jeremy was the last, a painfully wet and wild past. Trying to figure a way to clear a name, so I can throw away any idea of fame. I don't want any one to remember when they maybe hear my name. They hopefully murmur, never knew her. I can honestly say out loud I committed sin and I wasn't proud. I never felt like I was really loved or even cared for, every closed heart means I can play no more. This hand I was dealt, knew somehow exactly how I felt. It all happened like it should, wanting any more or less I never could. I'll destroy everything that might remind anyone I existed, burn me with my hands tight fisted. Take my life, with your knife.

Dream Girl
Dream Girl You seem to like those really well, how come no one ever looks at me with those eyes? Those eyes, they keep looking at her standing there like a slut. He wouldn't give me the chance to be his dream girl, I hear him late at night having sex dreams; you'd be surprised that he's not dreaming of me. I'm not his dream girl..... But she is. How I wanted to be his dream girl, even though he claims that he is only dreaming of me; he doesn't realize that I know he called her name and not mine. Mournful at night and acting cheerful in the day, how I wish it would all go away. He looks at her like she's the queen and he's the young handsome king, why does he have to keep looking at them for? I'm not his dream girl......... But she is. I tried to be like her, even stopped eating only to have him say "your skinny to me"; yeah right.. I'm not skinny when you hardly notice me and your looking at her.. You make me eat when I don't want to, are you keeping me the way I am so you can

To The Many Types Of Individuals I Have Met
Look at that cripple on the street. Guy don't have enough to eat. You're too black, You're too white. Your beliefs are wrong, mine are right. Look what hate has took away No more love like yesterday. When fellow man was a friend. So sad that has reached an end. Look at that girl with all the scars. Her dad is a drunk at the bars. Butterflies are pretty, but you're a moth. He dresses in black, he's a goth. Why do we call each other names? I thought God made us all the same. The young don't know they're just children. What kind of world we really live in. That guy can't talk right he's got a stutter. That girl keeps bleeding she's a cutter. You're too fat so you can't run. You're insane so grab that gun. Words so mean and so unkind. World so deaf and all to blind. All so bad and no more good. Can't we remember love like we should? You can't join don't even ask. You were a druggie in your past. He makes more money, she makes less. She's a loser, he's the best. I am me, you are you.

How To Modify Led Fog Light?
Usually when we modify our led fog lights,it refer the front fog lights and rear fog lamps. They are different from the different car model.The common foglights bases are h1, h4, h3, 9005,9006 and other models.This kind of directly modification of the led fog lights is simple and practical.It is widely used in most models of fog modification. Today I will introduce a way to modify the led fog light.In fact,the way I want to introduce today is very easy.We only need to replace the lamp of the car fog light.Simply remove the cover of the light, choose the right led fog light model, it can be directly installed to illuminate the test.Using this way,the choice of the led fog light model is rather important.When we choose our led fog light,we should pay attention to the base model of the fog lights,the power, brightness,glowing effect and specific function. The common led rear fog light bases are 1156,7440, W16W and some other led fog light bases. The use of this kind of led light

Many Countries And Regions Have A Huge Demand To Led Car Lighting
To see from the whole year 2010 sales of the Russian car market,most of the cars are imported from some other countries.The demand of the cars also lead to the huge demand of led car lighting. With so many requirements on cars,many people need to buy new light for their new cars or modification.As a Chinese earliest LED car light manufacturer-Dingju Electronic Co.,Ltd sees the huge market of Russia,and has already built good cooperation with Russia and views the country as an important car exporter.As all the led products we produce are cheap and has high quality.We have been recognized by many Russian traders.Our company offer all kinds of led products such as drl ,led brake light,led license plate,led reading light etc.If you want to buy some,please scan our website-www.dingjuled.com,led tail lights,there you will find all the led lights products you need. This article is excerpted from Dingju Electronic co.,Ltd.Webi

What Is & What Will Be
If I really have to take a wild guess, I’ll tell you that all of the memories made might just turn themselves into reels and reels of tape, rewound a thousand times just to be watched with less focus with every gaze. I’ll tell you, right now, that I’ll always be apart of you just like you will always be a part of me- seeping ourselves into each other’s crevices and cracks; the ones that nobody can ever reach.. just like the ones sought with the next person you find yourself loving. And, I’ll tell you right now that it’s possible to love after you and me. I’ll tell you that you’ll stop thinking of me consciously, but you’ll never stop thinking of me altogether; that sometimes you’ll think of me even when you don’t want to, and sometimes, the thoughts of me, of us, will be okay... that one day, I might become one of the memories that make you smile, whether or not we ever rekindle feelings or connections. I’ll tell y

Dreams
I kept having that same dream over and over it haunted my nights with such vivid images that I could taste your lips trace your skin with my fingertips but as my heart raced towards that goal I found myself looking up into the face of a stranger a scream hovered there at the entrance of my mouth my lips trembled but I didnt give it wings to fly instead I studied this face smooth lines covered this tanned canvas stubble here and there to mar this beauty but as my wicked mind contemplated what i would do to those full lips you disappeared no warm bed to soothe this ache no letter to ease my mind just this fevered torture of longing for you a stranger who seems to like to haunt my dreams but runs from me in the brillant light at times I called you a vampire other times a seductive fiend but just once id like to say your name taste it on my lips give my ears the pleasure of hearing it said why must you torment me like this

Sorrow...
Kaleb wakes me up crying. Says he misses Skylar...wants to play lego's with her. Wants to hug her. "My sweet angel" he says. He cries for a good ten minutes before I can finally distract him with something else. It's moments like this, that make me even more angry with my mother-in-law. My completely self absorbed, wallowing in her own pity, missing Skylar, mother-in-law. She misses her because she's her biological grandchild. It makes no difference that she's the only other grandmother Kaleb's ever known, aside from my mother. Since just before he turned 2, she's been "grandma". Even though Jas and I weren't together at the time, she also went through my pregnancy with me...and even came to the baby shower. Even though Kaleb shares her last name (my husbands) it makes no difference to her. Even though he is going to adopt Kaleb, it makes no difference to her. 3 months ago he asked her why she never spent time with him. She looked at him like a deer in headlights. She eventually said

I Want....
I want to be a girly girl for just a few minutes. It's very rare that I am this way. I'm not sure why. I'm not one to really worry if my hair looks good or if I have on enough make up to cover the dark circles. For crying out loud, I'm a mother. I don't have time for all of that work. I'm good to get on something more that a pair of jeans and a decent looking shirt. Like right now I'm in a pair of jeans and a gray sweatshirt. My hair is pulled back and I have on no make up. Anyway...what exactly do I want? Here goes...... I want to get a manicure. Seems small and I'm surprised that I haven't. Well, not really. I work so much that I'd probably screw it up. I'll do that when I take my vacation. I want flowers. Flowers that I can set out and have people look at. Flowers that I can take a picture of and have people say.."Oh, those are beautiful" when they see them. I know I could get them for myself, but that's not very girly, right? I'll have to find a sucker willing to get them for

Kids And A Disease
I was always wandering what the child with the cancer was really thinking. Until one day realizing that i owned a damn clinic for the kids. So i asked my head nurse what she thought about me talkin to some of them about how they felt. she said its knowledge you seek so i see no harm. I did this for about 2 weeks, and to my surprise my question was answered. Ya the children hurt more, BUT not for the reasons you might think. They hurt more not because they had cancer but because they saw the pain it caused in there loved ones and what they were going threw. It was amazing to see the courage these kids have and that they no what is happening to them and yet they still think of the ones they luv first. Im impressed and im so very glad i do what i do for them because of that. I'll always be a chef, but doing this as a past time is my most rewarding feet in life. So to my kids at the clinic i luv you, and may the angels of life look upon you.

Gym Class Heros:
Oh, so sexy y'allI don't know where you're goingOr when you're coming homeI left the keys under the mat to our front doorFor one more chance to hold you closeI don't know where you're goingJust get your ass back homeWe both knew this type of life Didn't come with instructionsSo I'm trying to do my best To make something outta nothingAnd sometimes it gets Downright shitty in factWhen you call and I don't even knowWhat city I'm at Or what day of the week in the middle of the monthIn a year I don't recallIt's like my life's on repeat and the last time we spokeI told you I wouldn't be long(yeah)That was last November now December's almost goneI'd apologize but I don't realize what I'm doing wrongI don't know where you're goingOr when you're coming homeI left the keys under the mat to our front doorFor one more chance to hold you closeI don't know where you're goingJust get your ass back home

My Breath, Your Lung
my breath, your lung My love,for thee is laden with a million perfumed kisses and drops of sunshine given perpetually to dew-dropped petals of the peril behind the very mist of your breath... I will adore you until death and through the depths of eternity seek out the raven earth dusted abyss that you've sunk yourself within or rather the world you value yourself beneath; pity really for me I adore what you you abore, detest, despise and I suface yet and surmise and raise you on a pedestal high above all else moreso than i value even myself perhaps I am a glutton, greedily groping with scar soiled fingers of disdain to the sand of your soul slipping idly by through the groove of my grasp hoping to catch, coddle and keep within all that you seek to discard but I often hope you will give freely without inhibition, reserve or regard you fit the curve that is me the bend in the ribbon of eternity that shrouds the moment where we united and twined our souls like a tangled thi

The Suck
OK.......so I lied.......I'm not very laid back......I'm pretty much ur typical combat Marine vet......some days half shot out....a few fully.......sprinkled with a few ...a very few....of good ones. I don't like crowds, I hate loud sudden noises cause of the instinctive reactions i exhibit that can be pretty friggin' embarrassing....I have a love/hate relationship with my beloved Corps....I LOVE my brothers dat I fought,bleed,ate,cried,laughed with.....I HATE the beauracratic bullshit that the chains of command are imbedded with. I'm a Warrior,first and foremost...always will be.....not saying that cause I'm billy bad-ass, I'm not....what I am is FIERCELY loyal....if I'm with you, I'm WITH YOU.....all the way. I know what its like to take another life, I know that surreal experience of the first firefight one finds themselves in....ur heart feels like its gonna come bursting out thru the fire-resistant undershirt,the blouse, the body armor and ur web gear.....you feel ur guts go liqui

Bastien Aka Gastonjak & Dj Frostbreaks Air In A Few Hours On Underground Intelligence L.a.
Tune in and join us for Underground Intelligence Los Angeles featuring Bastien aka GastonJak for segment 1 and for segment 2 about a half hour later, DJ Frostbreaks! We're going hard this week adding a lil electro and dubstep to the mix. The show airs at 3am eastern (usa) on http://www.InSoulWeTrust.com until 5am eastern. The show airs every Saturday and if you miss a show and/or like what you hear, you can tune in at the archive located athttp://www.Mixxcloud.com/DragonflyKingdom. For all shows and channels visit us athttp://www.DragonflyKingdom.com/apps/links

Random Thoughts.
well, my mother had a masectomy on july 11th, and she's doing very well. :) i was able to get emergency leave to be with her and for that i'm thankful. was supposed to go on a date tonight and he ended up bailing. story of my life. find someone interesting and they're married, live too far away, aren't wanting something serious or want to be too serious. it never fails. like for instance, i was chatting with a guy at the bar the other day and things seemed to be going extremely well. he was funny, and extremely attractive but i excused myself to the restroom and he was gone when i got back! thought maybe he thought i wasn't interested. i've been back to the bar 3 times and haven't seen him since. ah, one damn day i swear. :) that is all for now.

Wonder.....
as a tear rolls my cheek,i wonder if an angel falls when your out of hope as a tear rolls my cheek,i wonder if an angel falls when your out of dreams as a tear rolls my cheek,i wonder if an angel falls when your out of faith as a tear rolls my cheek,i wonder how many angels have fallen because of meas a tear rolls down my cheek,i wonder if their are angels....

Shimla To Manali The Journey To Explore The Mesmerizing Beauty Of Nature
Shimla is not only the capital of Himachal Pradesh but it is called the queen of the hill stations and is a perfect tourist destination of India. If you are planning to visit Shimla and the mesmerizing Manali like me then let me tell you that you have plenty of options. These beautiful cities of Himachal Pradesh have everything required for a perfect holiday. Whether you have to go for a tour with your family or friends or with your life partner, these places are wonderful for any kind of adventure that you seek during your holiday. In fact you can also plan a trip to Manali for perfect holidays if you have seen Shimla already and lack in time to visit these two places altogether. The distance between Shimla and Manali is 250 km that you can cover easily and happily by bus, car or train whichever suit you the best. The journey from Shimla to Manali is itself very fascinating and you will get to see numerous wonderful things on your way. There are numerous travel companies and service

Bile-suckpump(1994)
This one of my all time favorite cds. It is hard to catogorize Bile as either Metal or Industrial as they blend the two genres together in a wonderfully harsh way. This cd is only 40 minutes long, but after you hear it you won't forget what it sounds like. The best track overall in my opinion isn't the one that got famous for being on the Mortal Kombat movie soundtrack (I Reject) The one that comes to mind when I think of Suckpump is "Burnt". The whole cd is enjoyable for metal and industrial fans and it doesnt disappoint if you are just looking to vent some rage(which it packs in abundence). Best Tracks: Burnt, Get Out, URA Fucking Loser, I reject, Head 4/5 (only 4 because their later releases go even further into their sound and this is just a stepping stone)

Ggfh-serrated Smile(2005)
This is one of the darker cds I've ever heard, and I LOVE it. This cd is roughly 67 minutes and consists of 15 tracks. This is a very unusual Industrial band as their releases seem to be seperated by decades rather than years(or so it seems to me at least) but the overall sense of humor I found while listening to them is very specific and if you don't have a similar sense of humor this cd will most likely offend you. It shocks me that they are not as well known as they should be, they have the music and talent to out do hacks that peddle that same music over and over, but they remain obscure for reasons unknown. It constantly shifts back and forth between easy melodies and harsh Industrial noise throughout. The lyrics to each song are memorable, but to me, the titular song and Mobilemethlab are extremely catchy and the song guilty has found its way on many of my playlists. Overall they have a very unique sound and a very bleak outlook on the world, but it packs a punch when it's

Reseller Web Hosting - Helpful Tips And Benefits
Security required in each and everything we do. The same thing is also for web hosting India services. India web hosting should be secure enough and it should protect your website from the web-hackers. Thus when you decide to undertake best web hosting service in India, you should go for a reputed web hosting India Company. There are many website hosting in India Company around us. It seems difficult to choose the best web hosting company to undertake the services. If everyone claims to be the best, the clients easily get confused. Thus we are here, to give you some of the tips for selecting a perfect website hosting company for you. At the end of the day, it is you who is in the charge of selecting the web hosting company for you. The uptime proficiency plays the pivotal role for any web hosting company. The first question should be about the uptime. The website is the only medium of your business, thus it should have the perfect uptime and visibility. Your targeted customers should a

Very Cool Read
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him.... He prays that they should not have a fight.. He finds a note near the table... "Honey..your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, i had to leave early to buy groceries... i'll come running back to you, my love. I love you. ... He gets surprised and asks his son.., 'what happened last night..? Son said...," when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt.. you were dead drunk and you said...... " Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone... I AM Married !!!

Kinas Import Och Export I November Minskade Jämfört Med
Beskrivning: Trots att många makroekonomiska data visar att den kinesiska ekonomin har visat en stadig ökning av Kinas utrikeshandel situation är fortsatt svag, men de uppgifter som publiceras av den allmänna administrationen av tullen igår visade att. Uppgifterna visar att från år till år tillväxt i november i år, Kinas import och export både tycks sjunka ,1-11 import och export volymtillväxt på endast 5,8%, är det svårt att slutföra 10 procent tillväxt målet i början av året nästan en självklarhet. Sino-japanska handeln betydligt under synovial Uppgifterna visar att månaden av Kinas export av $ 179.380.000.000, en ökning med 2,9% från oktober månads år till år tillväxt på 11,6% för att återvända siffror, import $ 159.750.000.000, oförändrat jämfört med samma period föregående år, lägre än föregående månads 2,4%, handelsöverskott krymper minska till $ 19630000000. De marknadsanalytiker allmänhet tror att utrikeshandeln var betydligt lägre än väntat i november, är inte en grundlägg

Tabletas De Android: Lo Que Usted Necesita Saber
Han pasado unos meses desde que publicamos nuestra función detallando la fuerza creciente que es el Tablet Android. Sin embargo, muchas cosas han sucedido en esos meses, y estamos al borde de una ola de tablets android todos tratando de robar el protagonismo a la iPad de Apple. Por lo tanto, pensamos que era hora de actualizar esta característica y le dará la baja sobre la gran cantidad de nuevos dispositivos tablet, todo Google deportivo, el AM Android OS. Ahora que Apple ha reavivado, o que deberían ser despertado interés en el factor de forma de la tableta, no, el AM una gran cantidad de hardware nuevo esperando en las alas. Sin embargo,, el AM no es un dispositivo especial que resultará ser la mayor amenaza para el iPad, que, el AM de la interfaz de usuario que, el AM que están adoptando muchas de las tabletas próximas, y la interfaz que es Google, el AM Android. ¿Por qué Android? Si usted, Aore preguntándose por qué Android es la llave a un rival exitoso iPad, sólo tiene

Varicose Veins Wear High-heeled Shoes To Walk 4 Hours Pathogenesis
The girl for the pursuit of the tall figure, active on the heel, suffered not shout "bitter".But recently, high heels became a target for all, was called "new era bindings" ugly, top international journal of vascular surgery -- "Journal of vascular surgery" is published an article saying: heel height 3.5 cm, a day in standing or walking more than 4 hours,fitflop sale the calf will appear venous congestion.Noted, wedges and stiletto heels "sin" is the same. High heel shoes were varicose veins Hangzhou girl little J, Fang at the age of 26 years, 1 meter 65 heads, on a 10 cm high and red high heels, to provincial Tongde hospital vascular surgery.Dr. Wang Xiaodong looked stylish tall girl, thinking she is it right? Wrong consulting room, see she rolled up her leg, calf upper plate with a round of varicose veins, like earthworms. Wang Xiaodong immediately pointed out that the arch-criminal is that pair of high heels. The original, small Zhan is a "high heels lovers", at the

Obama Impeachment Articles
Citizens File Articles of Impeachment Against Obama For sedition against the Constitution Alex JonesInfowars.comJanuary 15, 2013 “When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.” Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776. There can no longer be any doubt – the forces of tyranny are running wild across our once great Republic. The time has come for all good men and women to rally to the aid of their country. We have now entered a historic crossroads that will decide the destiny of the United States. Arrogance and corruption has long festered in Washington DC, but the last decade has seen an extreme acceleration of criminal looting an

Friends
I luv all my family on here. Just want to let them know that. I been debating though over taking a break from fu or not. Or maybe I need to expand my horizons on here and go out and make newer friends. Usually though when I make good friends I prefer to just pay attn to them and not play the game on here as much. So much has been happening on here that its just making me lose interest. Got one good friend who doesnt come on as much..due to fact hes tired of the drama. Another friend i care alot about who has had problems with drama..and not talking much anymore. I know I got some friends who would love more of my attn. I am sorry.. I dont know why I cant give you the attn you want. Maybe its because you want to much from me and I just cant give you that attn. Anyways.. hasnt been much fun for me lately. Just stating how I been feeling lately. I do not need know it all comments by a certain person.. I do not need drama. I just want things to be way use to be..where

Get Faddish Scarf From Myscarfshop.com
Tenacious departed are the days when an unremarkable scarf has honourable a bingle use. Today, fill are feat author and more creative in using various items as accessories. Yes, items such as scarves noneffervescent human their useful uses but they can also now alter a being into the cool pull. The Tralatitious Uses of Scarves Scarves are traditionally misused to service particularized purposes. For example, scarves can be misused during colder seasons or in places with unpleasant climates so as to wage supernumerary covering from the frigorific, wind and change smooth. Grouping have scarves around their necks, on their heads and plane around their shoulders to supply somatogenic endorsement from raw elements. Scarves can wage histrion security from the inhuman during winter or pluvial flavour. One can be wrapped around the pet so as not to feel blunt and chilly in the emotionless. Scarves can also be mangy over the straits to engage imposition against the disagreeable emotionalism

Living Fantasies
I live in a world of dreams, Finding things I need in places where it will never be. I bend this reality to suit my mentality, Blindly living these fantasies. I swear its a disease eating me from within Tainted truths and Blessed lies Ignorance is bliss, But these feelings I can not dismiss In an artificial world the real are despised Maybe one day I will wake and open my eyes

Game Bigone, Game Iwin Cho Android
Game iWin Game iwin Online là game tổng hợp các trò chơi dân gian quen thuộc và gần gũi với người Việt Nam như : Tiến Lên, Phỏm, Tá Lả, Cờ Tướng, Ca Rô, Cờ Vua … chơi trực tuyến trên điện thoại di động. Với giao diện đẹp và lối chơi gần gũi khiến cho Game iwin trở thành cơn sốt trong giới Tai game iwin. Chức năng chat giúp mọi người vừa chơi vừa nói chuyện thoải mái. Lại thêm tính năng status tiện dụng không thua kém mạng xã hội thông thường, người chơi tha hồ cập nhật mọi trạng thái cảm xúc, bộc lộ những suy nghĩ cá nhân. Tính năng hộp thư cũng đóng vai tr

since everyone else is posting a blog i thought that i would do the same, although i have no idea what a blog is, it seams like the thing to do so somebody take a minute and tell what,why and how come a blog, why not a message or phone call or e-mail or post card why a blog yes i'm being a smart ass but its fun

If A Man Wants You
I got this in an email today.. and it is very true thought I would share it. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why w

Important Life Questions(1)
"Important Life Questions (Part 1)" Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? How come a wrong number is never busy? Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Why is the third hand a watch called a second hand? If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet them? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look they way they do? Why do they call it "chilli" if it's hot? Why do we sing, "Take me out to the ballgame" when we are already there? Why is the time of the day slowest - at rush hour? Why is it when you are driving looking for an address, you turn down the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? Do pilots take crash courses? Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? How come they have "Self-help Groups"? How do you get off a

Dont Really Know Why
i do really like this place...but anymore it seems to be just a popularity contest...and not a place to meet people...there are very few on here that even really give a damn about anything but points...ive met many of liars...and very sweet people...some of which are just living lies online...be yourself people...stay clear of all of the drama i really think i may be in the middle of a nervous breakdown...i try so hard to make sure my family gets everything that they need in life...i spend up to 70-80 hours at work almost every week...no time to spend with the ones that i love so much...because of my back ground...i can not find a job as to where i can make more...dont get me wrong...i dont do to bad...but i know i could do so much better...i cannot go back to school...have to work that overtime to pay the bills...im caught up in this game called life....and its getting harder and harder to carry this burden anyway....i do think that its sad that i had more veiwers of the last b

Leith Links & Bruntsfield Links
Rumours that the mound was built on the bodies of plague victims have been greatly exaggerated. Well it might not have been... But Leith Links and Brunstfield Links certainly were. Both these sites were mass graves. Bruntsfield Links is all that's left of the old Burgh Muir, an oak forrest that used to cover most of south Edinburgh. When the plague struck, the forrest was used to isolate victims in an effort to halt the disease. It was very well organised. All plague victims had to be reported to the proper authorities within 12 hours, and were then carried off in horse or hand drawn carts to the Burgh Muir. If they survived the journey, their clothes were boil washed and they were given bed gowns. Then they were taken to wooden huts clustered around the chapel of St Roche, the patron saint of plague victims. If they didn't survive the journey the victims were buried by the wayside. Bodies have been turning up in private gardens in what was the Burgh Muir area ever

Seduction Style
Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic You're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic! You life live and approach seduction on a grand scale. You have an inner self confidence and energy that most people lack It's these talents that make you seem extraordinary - and you truly are! What Is Your Seduction Style?

As I stare now into glory I seek to conquer all. I’m sick. I know I’m not well because to look into my heart is to take a journey into hell. I’ve done things that I’ll never tell. I have been broken battered and defeated. The blood may no longer run like a river but the pain is here to tell me that I’m still alive. I’ve been guilty of judging to quickly and I have paid the price. I’ve been addicted to substance and punishment and they got me no where but trapped within my own empathy. Now I must face my bruised reflection daily. Just because I am bruised does not mean that I will bow down and I will give in…..I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the pain is here to show me that I’m still alive…Every drop of blood and sweat has it’s own meaning. I live for the pain I do not care what you think what you say…I don’t give a fuck that people stare at me every day. My blood shall flow and it will stain the land for I am one who is to be judged….when that day comes the real horrors will

Whats Been Going On
i have not been on a lot latly as i been haveing some medical problems within my family no i havent left im here if you write to me ill get back with ya..things just been really crazy. i do miss yall. alot so if you stop by to say hi ill hit ya back i promise. when i check in,i love ya all and hope to talk soon cher

man im bored and hyper i took some yellow jackets to stay awake now im bouncin off the fuckin walls omg but yea if any1 wants to entertain me (i neeeddddd it badly lol) hit me up urjuggalette999 on yahoo ppllleeeaaassssseeeee some1 entertain me pppllleeeeaaaassssseeeeeeee

Body: 22 RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS Body: OKAY YOU OPENED IT.. NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT .. AND BE HONEST! 1) Single, 2) Are you happy with where you are? Yes 3) When you meet the right person, did you fall fast? Yes 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? yes 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?NO 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?Not anymore, lies and to much hurt. 7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?yes 8) Do you want children?Have 2 beautiful children 9) How many?2 10) Would you consider adoption?yes 11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know?Tell me. 12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?Sometimes 13) Do you want someone you cant have?no 14)Do you believe love at first sight exists?Yes I do. 15) Do you believe in celebrating anniverseries?yes 16) Do you believe that you can change someone?NO.

Beautiful Eyes 1
I see your beautiful eyes, I can see them from here. Blue: it's you, unbelievable you Brown: it's you, I can't believe it's you Green: it's true, it's only you Hazel: it's love, my love for you is true Your beautiful eyes, I can see them from here. Blue: love, happy, glad, and always true Brown: mad, angry, mean, but feels Green: sensitive, scared, sad, but loves Hazel: gloomy, upsst, cool, but always lives I can see them from here, I can see your beautiful eyes. Copyrighted from www.poetry.com

Tear
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time... A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration

Pretty Heavy For A Firs Blog But Meh
i think im gonna explode soon, i can get mad n what not easy sometimes but i almost always keep my cool, im sick and tired of my fucking bf being an ass and fighting with me when im trying to go to sleep and already in bed..... I think he is nuts, he talks to himself all the time, says everything outloud from schoolwork to work dont matter, i had a co worker here till 5 am and b4 she left he started doin some schoolwork, fine n dandy, when she left i went to bed, the minute i layed down he started bitching, i told him to shut up because i was going to bed and he wouldnt he kept it up for least a fucking hour, he came in there and i got up and came to the other room cause i wasnt gonna lay there n listen to it n he started hitting something dunno what it was but pretty much everything in this place is mine, hes in for a rude awakening pretty soon if he keeps this up, i dont know if i can make it past christmas like i planned, stupid fucking idiots i tell u

Now This Is Funny!!
I have been thinking of this for awhile now. I am creating blogs that will try to show those that visit my page how cool people can be on LC. My first entry is a friend I met on here MetteKenzo. This morning I sent out this user comment to her and my other friends... She then took the time to create a comment and respond with Now that is funny... not quite what I was hoping for, but great! If you are looking for someone who is real and has a great sense of humor, send this Cherry some love... MetteKenzo@ LostCherry

I'm Standing Up For Doogie
Tammy Grimes, founder of Dogs Deserve Better, was arrested September 11, 2006 for helping a dying chained dog named Doogie who could not stand in East Freedom, Pennsylvania. Below are the details of the case, with photo and video documentation. Tammy's statement: "I made a hard decision; I could not have lived with myself or looked myself in the eye if I were such a coward as to leave Doogie lying there dying on the ground for fear of what would happen to me. I see this case as a travesty against justice...the true perpetrators of a crime are the people who left Doogie to lie there dying for three days without doing right by him. I am very saddened that we live in a society where people have to be afraid to do the right thing, to help those in need, whether that need be human or animal. Arrests such as mine are a pitiful statement for America, and I ask all dog lovers to stand with me to insist that all charges against me are dropped and charges of animal cruelty are instead placed

Let Me Know
Please steal a moment to fill this out with your opinions (and we all know what those smell like) in a comment sluts 1. Who the hell are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me or have i ever bit your nipple? 5. Would you suck my toes? (theyre very clean) 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Have I ever licked you? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. Would you give me your last beer? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? *above slightly edited for his pleasure*

I Need My Daddy
Daughter to father poems . A Little Girl Needs Daddy poem A little girl needs Daddy For many, many things: Like holding her high off the ground Where the sunlight sings! Like being the deep music That tells her all is right When she awakens frantic with The terrors of the night. Like being the great mountain That rises in her heart And shows her how she might get home When all else falls apart. Like giving her the love That is her sea and air, So diving deep or soaring high She'll always find him there.

Joyful Yet Saddened... Except On Wednesday!
Well, setting things on fire is fun. ALMOST as fun as kicking babies... but then again kicking babies is like, the most fun thing EVER. I also hate being ignored... or being thought of as a homosexual... which I'm not. Me being ignored is like beating a badger with a fish in a cage, not only is it retarded, but it serves no perpous, plus its not the kind of thing poeple want. The other day I saw a squirrel... it was an ALBINO squirrel... with lazers... that shot out of all 18 of its ungodly demon nipples. THEN I realised it wasn't a squirrel, but some kind of tentacle beast only seen in the most horrible pornographic films ever. I then ripped off my shirt and proceeded to make sweet love with it. Then we got married and I killed it with an evil lazer... that came from my penis.

What Now!!!!
This is turning into quite a month for me! Lessons are coming at me, left and right. I hate it when I get calls from the police or the sheriff's department! It means one of the teenagers has probably done something they shouldn't have. Diplomatic way of putting it, you think? Middle grandson Tim, just about a week away from his 16th birthday, decided to visit a house in town with one of his friends. This particular house was raided this afternoon - a drug raid - while he and his friend sat there! Guns were drawn, kids flat to the floor, handcuffed - the sort of thing you see on Cops! What do you know, the little shit had marijuana in his pocket, surprise, surprise!!! So, I became the happy recipient of the Sheriff's Department call, telling me to come and get my little darling. Luckily, he was cooperative. He'll be referred to Human Services, put on probation of sorts, and woe unto him if he steps one little piggy-toe out of line in any way. He should know better. He has se

Something To Offend Everyone
Here are some things to offend everyone. WHAT DO YOU CALL 2 MEXICANS PLAYING BASKETBALL?? JUAN ON JUAN. WHAT IS A YANKEE?? THE SAME AS A QUICKIE, BUT A GUY CAN DO IT ALONE. wHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?? THE POSITION OF THE DIRT BAG WHY IS DIVORCE SO EXPENSIVE?? BECAUSE ITS WORTH IT WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY BENDS OVER?? DOUGHNUTS WHY IS AIR A LOT LIKE SEX?? BECAUSE ITS NO BIG DEAL UNLESS UR NOT GETTING ANY. WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE?? A GOLDEN RETRIEVER WAHT DO ATTORNEYS USE FOR BIRTHCONTROL??? THERE PERSONALITY WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A G/F AND A WIFE?? ABOUT 45 LBS WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BWRWEEN A B/F AND HUSBAND?? ABOUT 45 MINUTES WHATS THE FASTEST WAY TO A MANS HEART??? THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A SHARP KNIFE WHY OD MEN WANT TO MARRY VIRGINS?? THEY CANT STAND CRITICISM WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEW HUSBAND AND A NEW DOG?? AFTER A YEAR THE DOG IS STILL HAPPY TO SEE YOU W

Future Love
MY BEAUTIFUL LOVE My beautiful love as yet unknown you are living and breathing somewhere far away or perhaps quite close to me, but still I know nothing of the threads that form the fabric of your life or the pattern which makes your face distinctive. My beautiful love as yet unknown I would like you to think of me tonight as I am thinking of you -- not in a golden dream that is far from my real self, but as i really am, a living person that cannot be invented without distorting the truth. My beautiful love as yet unknown I love you already although your face is hidden. If I can make myself richer now will be able to enrich you and I want to learn how to give rather than always to take. When you enter my life and I recognise you, I do not want to take you like a thief. I want to receive you like a treasure and let you give yourself to me. My beautiful love as yet unknown. I want to pray for you tonight because you alread

The Cage
The Cage A man was on the side of the road with a large birdcage. A boy noticed that the cage was full of birds of many kinds. \"Where did you get those birds?\" He asked. \"Oh, all over the place,\" the man replied. \"I lure them with crumbs, pretend I’m their friend then when they are close, I net them and shove them into my cage.\" \"And what are you going to do with them now?\" The man grinned, \"I’m going to prod them with sticks, and get them really mad so they fight and kill each other. Those that survive, I will kill. None will escape.\" The boy looked steadily at the man. What made him do such things? He looked into the cruel, hard eyes. Then he looked at the birds, defenseless, without hope. \"Can I buy those birds?\" the boy asked. The man hid a smile, aware that he could be on to a good thing if he played his cards right. \"Well,\" he said hesitantly, \"The cage is pretty expensive, and I spent a lot of time collecting these birds, I’ll tell you what I’ll do, I’ll let

New Toys.
Well, my jump rope finally gave up the ghost and died. I had to purchase a new jump rope, but I don't mind overly, as this new jump rope is simply perfect for my height. I even purchased a new stability ball, but I chose a 65 cm ball rather than the 45 cm ball to make the workouts more challenging. My various muscles are feeling the stability ball, the new and improved jump rope, and the belly dance. Salsa, too.

Freya And The Return Of Spring
Freya is the Goddess of Love among many other things.She has given her heart to a God named Od now not very much is known about Od many think this is also Odin.Well any way once Od went on a journey and Freya got so sad she told her daughters Hnoss and Gersemi that she was going to find there father Od. So as she traveled the world she cried tears as they fell to Migard they turned into gold and amber! Also on her journey winter turned into spring as she passed by. Well she got to a very bright happy land far to the south and lo she found Od!They fell madly in love with each other again. After there night and day of bliss they returned home to Asgard. Now some say they make this journey every year and that is why the seasons cahnge. And that my friends is the Saga of Freya and the return of Spring.

Hi All
Thanks to all of you who left comments I have been having problems with my account. It was nice when I got back in to see the love from all of you. So give me time to coem back and rate y'all. see ya have a great weekend cherry lovers.

Deleting People
i have a bunch of people on here who have added me and asked me to rank them and so forth. but then i dont ever get a chance to see the private folders. so those who have not granted me access i dont need ya so youll be deleted. dont want to hurt any feelings. so im sorry if i have :(

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I Dont Understand
it was a chilly Valentines Day when i had to go to the doctors for my monthly prenatal check up.. im in the room waiting to see the Dr. and when he went looking for the heart beat was unable to find it so sent me for a ultrasound.. karen the tech did the ultrasound.. and all you saw was the baby with no heart beat i knew it was bad but hurt even more with Dr. Bennie coming into the room and said Gia im so sorry.. who do you need to call.. funny who do i call.. no one lives near by anymore.. so i called Terry in hysterics.. didnt know who to actually turn to.. called a few more ppl.. but of course none of them live in the same state as me..then called the baby's "father" who was visiting his girlfriend in Texas... at that point i realized how much he cared.. then ended up in the hospital for them to induce labor.. went through it all night.. talking to Terry and Brian.. while in labor.. they were the hands i got to hold over the phone.. not the baby's "father"... then at 535 am Emma Ros

Angels Among Us
Wings so white Gowns of silk A smile so bright In the moon lit night Every one has one To help keep us safe With wings spread wide So we can hide If ever in need Just close your eyes There you will see Your angel to be If you believe Then you will see The angels that roam To protect you and me If ever in doubt Or full of fear Just look about For your angel is near There’s angels among us They’re every where You cant see them But they are there This poem was giveing to me by my friend moonmagic in respects of my daughter Mystikal, wanted to share it with you all and say ty moon it's beautiful huggsss*** hun means alot

Nervous
Tomorrow I'm supposed to be meeting a guy that I have been talking to online for the last week or so. He's driving down here from out of town. I hope everything goes well because i have really enjoyed talking to him. Mostly over the phone, sometimes online. Someone gimmie some kinda something here lol.

New Mumm Club-lounge
I created a new lounge for people who like to MUMM without worrying about the MUMM Nazi's pulling MUMM's for innapropriate content or NSFW content. Feel free to stop in, join, post a discussion or just chat. It is called MUMM Club.

#3 Phantom Friday Night Theater - Angel Of Music
Welcome to Phantom Friday Theater PHANTOM'S VOICE Bravi, bravi, bravissimi . . . (CHRISTINE is bewildered by the voice. MEG, following, has not heard it. CHRISTINE turns in surprise, and is relieved to see her) MEG Christine, Christine… Where in the world have you been hiding? Really, you were perfect! I only wish I knew your secret! Who is your great tutor? CHRISTINE (abstracted, entering the dressing room) Father once spoke of an angel . . . I used to dream he'd appear . . . Now as I sing, I can sense him . . . And I know he's here . . . (trance-like) Here in this room he calls me softly . . . somewhere inside . . . hiding . . . Somehow I know he's always with me . . . he - the unseen genius . . . MEG (uneasily) Christine, you must have been dreaming . . . stories like this can't come true . . . Christine, you're talking in riddles . . . and it's not like you . . . CHRISTINE (not hearing her, ecstatic) Angel of Music! Guide and

New To Cherry Tap
Ok, so I am new to Cherry Tap...I have been on for about a week now, and I am still trying to learn the ropes on here. Go figure. Cherry Tap seems pretty cool, but what is some of the edicate on here? For example, I ripped a pic from one person, and they got really upset. Other people don't mind at all. Now, there was nothing that I saw on this folder saying please don't rip, so is it safe to assume it is ok to rip as long as it does not say not too? What is up with all the private folders? I see a lot of them that say 'don't ask', so I am assuming people ask to see private folders. Isn't that kinda rude, since if they wanted you to see it they would give you the permision? Is it expected for people to ask to see these folders? I just don't know! How do you add things to you page? So many things to learn yet so little party time.. Anyway, to all that read this, I will assume you are on my friends list, and I look forward to talking to and getting to know you soon!

Life Sucks Sometimes
dead hot burning red visions of madness dance through my head death on the left fear on the right searching strugglingto find the light pain anguish memories I carry demons of the past my back do harrie I push on yet I fall back slipping sliding into hell's firey crack I cry I scream I strike out the ground around errupts with a flaming gout the darkness surrounds me no safety I see doomed forever by Fates decree. and on and on for 11 more pages.Guess I was having a bad day.

100 %
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that WhileHard work and Kn

In Need Of Contest Entries
FOR SEXIEST MAN WITH GUITAR CONTEST SAME AS ALL OTHER CONTEST I THROW DOWN. COMMENT BOMBS ARE ALLOWED SELF VOTING IS ALLOWED IF TIE WE WILL THEN USE RATINGS ONLY VOTE ON ONE GUY PLZ REPOST MY BULLETIN ON IT I NEED JUST 2 MORE

Love
The Greatest Irony of Love Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often we fall in love with th

Hmm
I know that when you look at me theres so much that u just dont see but if u would only take the time i know in my heart you would find oh a girl that scared sometimes who isnt always strong cant u see the hurt in me i feel so all alone each day, i play the role the rold of someone always in control but at night when i come home and turn the key theres nobody there who cares for me whats the sense in tryin hard to find ur dreams without someone to share it with tell me what does it mean???

Found This
Someone to love 8/03 I found someone to love It was right under my nose all this time I took them for granted cuz I knew they were kind I was aware of the presence Just never paid them any attention And not to mention They are loyal kind and funny And has no problem spending my money Trust is 90% of love I trusted that person But didn’t have the nerve To give them the love that they deserved I found someone to love I found love I found me

The Party She Would Never Forget
Subject: The party she would never forget The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke up feeling much better and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as

For Mine!
One glimpse of you sends me under my heart is beating,raging like thunder one word from you sends shivers down my spine to hear your voice is so devine i wish you was mine one touch from you melts me inside to feel you close,my thoughts i cannot hide you brush past my shoulder, instantly turn around as i stand and stare at the amazing love ive found one smile from you i cant explain deliver that smile over and over again so warm and wide,creates a dimple im so inlove with you its simple one sentence from you would make my world and day to hear that tiny voice say you feel the same way

Natural Desire
Do you know what its like to live this way Out of love with no way to repay Strike me down I've got nothing to give The natural desire is hard to live with Missing what is not known Needing what is not given I am one of your children am I not worth forgiveness Why choose me such a bad decision The world is blinded and needs some vision Natural desire building up pressure and no valve for release The pressure will surely destroy me I see a fire burning I see a teardrop falling I see the children bawling Yes, pain is being rendered it would end if he would come I am the beacon if you seek the truth I am the fire to warm your cold hands I am the symbol you search for in the stars See me there, someone to talk to See me there, someone to lean on See me there, someone who will love you for eternity My feelings are about you I am always searching for you. ©S.R.G. 1995

Time
time there i see you go again today are you a foe or friend how fast will you go by today what's the price i'll have to pay will you fly by like a streak or will you crawl on baby's feet is the tempest in your stride or the need just to abide will your demons torture me roll and tumble me in sleep or bring a sweet dream for tonight a stolen moment, brief respite the excitement that i loved to feel traded in for what seems real torrid dreams with sensual urges become the beat of funeral dirges time will you walk brisk today or drag your feet along the way can you go back to when i smiled stop there for a little awhile how quickly you become so slow make yesterdays seem years ago yet nights when she lay next to me you flew too fast for me to see you stole each minute like a thief and made each hour way too brief but one thing you can't steal from me the sweetness of those memories i hold them close and oh so dear relive them just to feel he

The Missing Links
Here are the family we left behind when we came to the UK. My sister and her husband have just got back from visiting everyone over there, some of these people i havnt seen for over 10 years!, some more than that! My sister with her husband and daughter My dad with Beth and Alice My dad with his new birthday guitar My aunt Karen and her husband Her oldest daughter, my cousin Debbie with Alan second daughter, my cousin Shellye and her son Zack with his girlfriend..i have never met Zack yet! cousin Debbies 3 kids,twins Hannah and Chloe, Hunter and my niece Alice Hunter being Alices coyboy! My cousi8n Melanie with her mom Pracilla

Internet Is Working Now
I am back online at home..finally! So to all that have added me as a friend and i have not rated you yet i will get there i am sorry it has taken this long. If i haven't rated you please let me know and i will do so. Much cherry love to you all and thanks for adding me! Lucy

They Are So Full Of It
My youngest son Danny is autistic. Granted I had a difficult birth and delivery, He was still normal. He was developing normal and he was alert and talking. After he went and had his 3 month old shots, he seemed to become a blank wall. He stopped saying any words, stopped having eye contact, completely in his own world. After months of fighting with doctors and being told I was over reacting, my son was diagnosed at age 2 1/2 with autism. So I did everything as a mother I could do find out what is Autism and how he could have become this way. I discovered 119 cases back then of parents who found the same changes in their children after receiving the MMR vaccination. Apparently theres a few parents who are suing the company who makes the MMR vaccine and the company claims that the vaccine isnt that cause of autism, that its in the family genes. I dont F***ing think so. Noone on either side of my family has ever had a learning disabily or any form of autism so that right ther

I Am In Serious Pain!
Just a warning! I decided that I wanted to wax my bikini area. Of course I have to do it myself because I don't want someone else causing my the pain! Damn remind me not to do that ever again. It hurt so pain. I am bleeding in some areas! Only about half of it is done so I look like a half bald chewbaka! Don't ever try this at home! (Not laughing!)

Book And Calendar
To my old friends and new friends, I would like to invite you all to purchase on of my products. I currently have a Photo Book and a Calendar available to anyone who is interested. Here is the link to my personal store on lulu...http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=971840 For those of you who decide to purchase either one of my products I appreciate it.

Survey
Name : Jade Nick Name : ummm JD or jaydee (sounds the same) Birthdate : 04-04-1984 Birthplace : camperdown, sydney, NSW, Australia Current Location : Concord, Sydney, NSW, Australia Eye Color : Blue Hair Color : umm brownish.... Height : lol.. i dnt know, i think like 5'5 Piercings : just my ears... Tatoos : nope... Boyfriend/Girlfriend : nope... Vehicle : not at the moment... had a accident... Overused Phrase : OMG (oh my god) FAVORITES Food : thai,italian, mexican Pub/Disc/Restaurant : Disco... lol.... CLUB! Candy : starburst Number : 4 Color : turqiouse Animal : puppy dog Drink : lemon, lime and bitters.... or vodka and raspberry, red wine and coffee Body Part on Opposite sex : shoulders.... i like 'em broad Perfume : issy miyake, dolce n gabbana TV Show : sex and the city, will and grace, that 70's show, house., brothers and sisters, family guy, sienfield Music Album : dnt have a fav! Movie : 2 many 2 name....comedy's are my fav!

Life After Loss
AS YOU ALL KNOW.. I WAS PLANNING TO EXIT FUBAR. BUT A FEW SIGNS WERE SENT MY WAY FROM HEAVEN TELLING ME I WAS NEEDED HERE ON FUBAR..I WAS SITTING BY MYSELF THIS MORNING DELETING PICS FROM MY ALBUMS AND WAS ABOUT TO DELETE MY IN LOVING MEMORY ALBUM WHEN AN ERROR MESSAGE CAME UP AND I WAS UNABLE TO DELETE IT.. AND THEN I FELT A BRUSH ON MY SHOULDER. I KNEW IT WAS MY SON.. HE CAME TO SEND ME A MESSAGE.. I JUST WASNT SURE WHAT IT WAS. LATER IN THE DAY. I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM A WOMEN WHOM HAS BEEN ON MY FRIENDS LIST FOR A LITTLE WHILE BUT NEVER REALLY HAD A LOT OF CONTACT WITH UNTIL NOW.. SHE SAID PLEASE DON'T LEAVE.. I REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO TALK WITH.. THAT SHE HAD RECENTLY LOST HER 6 MONTH OLD AND WAS HAVING A HARD TIME WITH THE GRIEF AND REALLY NEEDED A FRIEND THAT UNDERSTOOD WHAT SHE WAS DEALING WITH.. THAT SHE HAS MANY FRIENDS THAT JUST CANT HELP HER THROUGH THIS AS THEY HAD NO IDEA HOW ..LOSS OF A CHILD FAR SURPASSES ANY LOSS OF A PARENT, FRIEND OR ANY OTHER FAMILY MEMBER AS WE EXPE

? About Stashes...
I have a "youtube" channel, and I was wondering how to add a video from there to my stashes so that you can see and hear my songs.... Can some one please help me do this? Thanks for your help, I don't know what else to do. please reply with or without solutions. Come on people...help me out here....(please?) No you don't get points....but help me out here, ok? FRAK! .... Rio

If She Was
I hate to break your heart... never my intentions I just am not the same since her and i have been apart. Let me explain... If she had nothing but her mind to offer,.. i must confess... It might not seem like alot....but it still makes her priceless. If she was a homeless girl on the street....id dodge cars getting to her...so we could meet. If she was a lamp shade without a light,....she would still shine... even at night. If she was a coke that lost its fiss...when you poped the cap....she still wouldnt be flat. If she was a treasuer chest without gold,...in my eyes...the treasures would never get old. If she would never become a queen...id hold her like she was....cuz that how much she means.... If she were a bed....she would still be beautiful...even when the covers had been shed. If she were busted speakers...and never to be fixed is how they were.....id still listen to her. If she were a keyboard in which the buttons had been torn away....id stil

Around The World & Some Usa
Great Britain: In London it is illegal to have sex on a parked motorbike. Italy Italy: If a man is caught wearing a skirt, it’s jail! OZ Australia: It is illegal to read someone’s tarot - or give them a psychic reading. It’s also illegal to dress up as Batman France: It is illegal to name a pig, Napoleon. USA Michigan, a woman can’t cut her hair without her husband’s permission. Indiana: It is illegal to attend the theater within 4 hours of eating garlic. North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and sleep with shoes on. Oklahoma: people who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined or jailed. Wisconsin: Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public. California: It is illegal for a secretary to be alone with her boss in a room.

Addicted
Addicted Verse 1 No one else gets me boy No one else brings me joy I can feel it in my veins Never had this feeling, can’t feel it from anyone again Chorus I’m addicted to the love you bring I’m addicted to everything No one can make me feel the way you do Most of all, I’m addicted to you Verse 2 Don’t think I can keep it in All these feelings that I have within You make me be a better girl So what’cha say, if I asked you to come into my world Chorus No one else can make me feel quite like this No one else can feel my kiss Chorus

Date Test
Your dating personality profile:Religious - Faith matters to you. It is the foundation that you build your life upon. You trust that God has a plan for you.Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.Practical - You are a down-to-earth individual who is not impressed with material excess. You care about the stuff of like that really matters.Your date match profile:Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.Religious - You seek someone who is grounded in faith and who possesses religious values. You believe that a religious person can enhance your life.Your Top Ten Traits1. Religious2. Funny3. Practical4. Liberal5. Traditional6. Adventurous7. Outgoing8. Sensual9. Wealthy/Ambitious10

An Afterthought
I feel French today. Picture me a golden-haired Asher or a morbid Requiem saying shit that noone understands in hopes of being... understood? Whatever... maybe I have been reading too many Anita Blake novels. But I will not let my 7+ years of French go to waste. And while it may not be understood, I will be glad of the release. Le conte de fées est par-dessus. Il est minuit et je suis une citrouille encore. J'ai embrassé un crapaud et ai fini par avec les verrues. Mes pieds sont coupés et grossi de trébucher par-dessus tant de chemins mauvais si les détritus de pantoufle de verre pour ajuster. Je le morceau la pomme et a senti le flux de sang. Et comme je suis tombé à mes genoux personne m'a attrapé. J'ai dansé où il n'y avait pas de musique. J'ai prié quand il n'y avait pas Dieu. J'ai continué à rêver malgré aucun espoir est parti. La vague de la baguette magique me n'a pas accordé les souhaits mais m'est parti avec assez de regrets. Encore. Maintes et maintes fois. Sans relâche

Stress Relief
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch so

Friends Please
My dear friend Savannah is in a contest and needs less that 1000 comments or rates, can we all just drop her a 10 and a couple of comments to help her get her VIP. It ends today so just click on this lovely lady's pic and do what you can do for her. Thank you everyone Shell xxxxx

My Last Mumm Of Custody!
I just wanted to say thanx to all the comments u all left for me! See u have to see it a lil from my point of view to know y i just wanted a lil outside help! My mom passed away a few years ago but all our life she was a single mom and i was raised to never take a child away from the mother less they are in danger! It is a moral value of promises made that have kept me from takin them a few time already but with it almost final now i find myself in a mind jogg and i just wanted some outside look on it so thanks to all of you for all your helpfull comments and yes by the way my kids are my life and i fought in the Army for my family and now i just got to do a lil at home for them as well! Thanx Again! Love all the help! Romeo A.

Yesterday
Woke up late again this morning and everyone seems to be heading south at the same time and my boss is cranky today not a thing we do is good enough ,but Somebody Loves me no matter how hard my day Somebody Loves me whatever come what may anything that happens anything that comes along it doesnt seem to matter as long as I know Somebody loves me and I want to thank you for all you've done even if it doesnt seem like much a little smile, a whisper, even the memory of a touch it helps me through every day knowing Somebody loves me remember too. Somebody Loves You!

Going Out!
AS much fun as this is blogging away since im unable to comment I think we are going out with the kids to see a movie-not sure which- either Balls of Fury or Mr woodcock. hmmmmm think Ill make a mumm- that is if Im still able to do that that is!8-p Ordered pizza and it was soooo good! So alert the drama whores! Im stepping away from the pc tonight!Gasp! You should try it some time! Its not so bad! Might be surprised! WOOT! Smooches and licks to all my friends! TTFN, Temptress

Got A Video?
NEIL: Oh..have we got a video? VYVIAN: The next person who says that..im gonna put their head through the window! NEIL: Vyvian..Have we got a video? VYVIAN: Right this way Neil... (window is ripped from wall and smashed down over neils head)

I'm Gonna Be A Second Mommy
Well, theres no one in the world that knows me better than my girl Danielle that i grew up with. We're closer than anyone could be, Lovers couldnt get this close, Shes honestly my other half. Her fiance was killed recently and her adopted child was snatched from her by the original mother for his insurance money. Looks like shes finaly gonna be a mommy again, its not for sure yet, but we're both pretty certain. She asked me to be a second mommy today, to complete her family. I'm so happy, I can't wait and i hope its a girl like haven was. I have everyone I love around me, it finaly feels like things are coming together. This year started out horrible, I've lost alot of my friends and family to death and started to rethink my phylosophy on everything bad that happens, just leads to something better. But I'm starting to not worry anymore. I cant wait to give this baby all my love and it will also save danielle from drinking herself to death. I cant replace the man she loved, and I

Buying Things
NOW THIS IS NOT TO DIMINISH HOW OR WHY ANYONE ELSE MAY CHOOSE TO DO WHAT THEY DO!! BUT I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLAIN MY THEORY. I HAVE SOME VERY GOOD FRIENDS AND KNOW SOME VERY NICE, SWEET AND SEXY PEOPLE HERE ON FUBAR. BUT I DO NOT BUY PEOPLE HAPPY HOURS VIP'S OR BLASTS WHEN ASKED. SO NEVER TAKE OFFENSE IF I DON'T TO ME IF I CHOOSE TO BUT SOMEONE SOMETHING IT WILL BE TO SURPRISE SOMEONE OR EXPRESS SOMETHING TO SOMEONE. BUT IF YOU COME OUT AND ASK ME I WON'T DO IT IT IS TAWDRY AND TAINTED THEN. THAT IS JUST MY FEELINGS. SO IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING THAT I DON'T DO THAT! I RECIEVED A BLAST FROM A FRIEND AND IT WAS A GREAT SURPRISED AND IT REALLY MEANT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME. BUT IF I WOULD HAVE ASKED HER TO BUY IT IT WOULDN'T MEAN THE SAME. I HOPE WHOEVER READS THIS UNDERSTANDS!! DAN

Thoughts
These eyes have cried the tears that fill the ocean blue Lying there The pieces of my newly reborn heart Fading in front of us Those now so distant memories Those rare blissful moments Repeating in my mind You brought me here To this world of false hopes You've got me lost Now I cant find my way out

Bombing Her
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=211877&i=3988418302# CATHY OF THE FUBAR BOMBERS NEEDS YOUR RATE AND BOMBING COMMENTS...SAYS SHE IS WILLING TO TRADE 100 11'S FOR YOUR HELP.. LINK ABOVE SHOULD TAKE YOU TO HER COMMENT PAGE...THANKS IN ADVANCE

Well
ya know......the last 2 days really opened my eyes.........ive helped n read n sent best wishes n when it comes to my turn i get jack shit......ya know it ends now......ya come to me beggin for help with this n that to damn bad i aint helpin......i typed 1 blog lettin friends know what is going on n only 2 comments.........thats ok cause the ones who didnt can go FUQ themselves n if you dont like it to FUQIN bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vampire's Kiss
We enter her home and begin to head for the bedroom. With my heightened senses she intoxicates me to the breaking point. I see her heart beat in the veins on her supple neck, I taste her in the air I breathe, her luscious scent exuberates me, I want to take her right now. But I remind myself to make this as pleasurable for her as it is for me. We go into her bedroom and she sits me down on the edge of her bed, she starts to undress. She gets to her pants and I stop her, telling her to take it slower, she smiles. I begin to kiss her upper body slowly, tasting her skin with my taste buds. The taste of her sends my mind into a frenzy, I want to do it now, but I remind myself to take it slow. The end result will be all the more sweeter the more passion I give her. She undresses me and comments on how pale and cold my skin is, I tell her she can warm me up if she likes. She finishes undressing me and takes off her pants and panties, I pick her up and lay her down on the bed. I kiss her feet

Yeah
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured > them against, among other things, fire. > > Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars > and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy > the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. > > In his claim he stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." > > The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the > man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. > > The lawyer sued and WON! > (Stay with me.) > > Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that > the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer > held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars > were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, > without defining what is considered to be unacceptable "fire" and was > obligated to pay the clai

Blogs
i'm not sure if it's just me or what but everytime i rate a blog and leave a comment then try to rate another it says i already rated it, i mean damn it just got posted...ok, not a serious situation but i'm just curious, lol

Fires
sitting at the house watching the news see all the fires in the western states. it makes you realize if that will happen to you. you dont think it would until the day it happens to you. it did me. i was out walking and i get a phone call on my cell it was a freind to tell me my house was on fire. i lost everything that day. thank god no one got hurt that day. igot there the fire started upstairs. no one knows how it happen. the fire was on 11-16-07. now i know how homeless people feel. so all of you just be careful this is a bad time of year to have fires.

Lifes Little Annoyances
I REALLY needed another motivator quote to egt my head straight right now lol- so heres one thats appropriate..... Life's little annoyances Don't let a relatively small setback ruin an otherwise beautiful day. Choose instead to take it in stride and quickly get back to being positive, productive and effective. Don't waste your time being outraged or offended by someone else's careless, inconsiderate remark or gesture. Use the opportunity to strengthen your valuable sense of patience, and move on ahead to something that truly matters. Life's little annoyances can quickly add up to have a big negative and destructive impact if you let them. Fortunately, you don't have to let them. Instead, you can choose to let them go. You can decide to see the small, relatively meaningless annoyances for what they are, and move quickly beyond them. Do you really want your attitude to be held hostage by rude, careless, inconsiderate people or random events beyond your control? Of cours

Addicted..
I watch him as he reaches for me and the muscles in my body tighten... Waiting for his hand to touch my skin, the anticipation is almost unbareable... The weight of his body on mine, comforts my aching muscles.. Aching from the longing to feel him inside me and not having him there for so long... I feel the tightness around my lungs relieved from his kiss, I can finally take a breath... Feeling as though I had been unable to breathe from lifes stress, until I was safely in his arms... My dependancy on him is like a drug but, I am not looking for rehabilitation. This addiction is a beautiful vice with the side effects being total devotion and love for him...

A Fu Christmas Tale!!!
Twas The Night Before Christmas, On FUBAR! (an adaptation by DJ SATIN...) Twas the night before Christmas, on Fubar, when all through the site not a creature was stirring, not evan the Bouncer I.d. Guy. The stockings were hung by the spotlight with care, in hopes that St. Nick, or atleast BABY~JESUS soon would be there. The Fu members were nestled snug in there beds, while visions of: Gift HAPPY HOURS, Gift BLASTS, Gift V.I.P.'s, Gift FU BUCKS, Gift Fu Tickers, & yes evan the shot @ a SPOTLIGHT. DJ~SILK

Ceiling
My burning sky is ash and gray, (Ash and gray) This tired face can't wash away, (Wash away) That I'm stuck in feeling everything, while watching time controlling me, It's hard to let go when I'm left, broken when I'm walking the ceiling I'm crazy, I'm dreaming, So close, I'm walking the ceiling, So wasted, In feeling, Come close I'm walking the ceiling. Floor is the sky, Floating on by, You're dripping, I'm gripping your life, I'm crazy, I'm dreaming, So close, I'm walking the ceiling. Eyes of fire burning deep, (Burning deep) Imagination's for the weak, (For the weak) Why can't I deal with this the same, As I've delt with everything, It's hard to let go when I'm left, Broken when I'm walking the ceiling I'm crazy, I'm dreaming, So close, I'm walking the ceiling, So wasted, In feeling, Come close I'm walking the ceiling. Floor is the sky, Floating on by, You're dripping, I'm gripping your life, I'm crazy, I'm dreaming, So close,

Get Your Groove On With The Best Of The Best!
Get your groove on with the best of the the best! Mike S. is so fly, you should just load his page with rate love till he Godfather's. I know Mz. Mic comes by to rate his things every day... ~*Mike S*~ ~Taken by MzMic~ Even monsters dance for Mike...

End Of Year
It has been an interesting an eventful year for me personally in 2007. Life changing event after life changing event have left their mark on my very being. I would say the most significant event that kicked off last year was my wedding. Hands down one of the greatest days of my life…yeah, yeah everyone says that about their wedding. But this, this was different my wife and I did it our way. We had a medieval themed wedding along with a Hand Fasting ceremony performed by a wonderful and beautiful "Wiccan" Priestess and a wonderful and eloquent "Wiccan" Priest. As an Anthropologist I have great admirations and respect for the Ancient Religions. I do not have affliction for the Ancient Religions I only expound my dislike for the Modern Religions. In any case it was a beautiful and meaningful day. Even the office party that was taking place on the other side of the room during our first dance couldn't blemish the overall beauty of the day. It was great to see my family embrace our wish

Gone
My Love Staring at a blank screen waiting for your arrival but you never come. How could you leave me like this alone in a world so cold You told me you loved me with all your heart I should have known from the very start that our love would come to a bitter end. I will remain waiting for you, though, staring through my teary eyes and hoping for an I.M. that will never come knowing that I am just a figment from your past and that this is really the end.

The Inaugural Udb Awards!!!
The UDB Awards Part 1 1. Women who wear pants or shorts with words or phrases across their ass, and the words or phrases don't match the ass they're draped over....Just because your shorts say "juicy", does not mean that your ass is (especially if they're so loose-fitting, it's hard to make out what your shorts say). Bringing that much attention to a body part you shouldn't be advertising is just dumb.....So you get an award : | 2. Anybody who leaves more than 10 voice messages a day to any one person....It's obvious that two things are going on here. Either they are not around their phone, or they are seriously avoiding you. And if you leave more than 10 voicemails a day, I can see why ANYBODY would avoid you. Leave ONE message, and state the purpose of your call. 13 more voicemails stating how you "feel" about leaving so many messages is just dumb.....So you get an award....: | 3. Anybody who defends the current Iraq War.....It's bad enough that G.W. spouts that garbage a

Plenty Of Anger
There is plenty of anger inside of me It has to stop Why is there so much anger inside of me? My anger is part of my frustration I have to control it now My anger causes me plenty of trouble There is plenty of anger inside of me And what is anger do I know? Anger is a strong feeling of displasure It is a grief that I have inside of me How can I control it? What triggers my anger? Can I recognize it?

New Rambo Movie
I just finished watching the new Rambo movie. Although it is a relatively short movie,( 87 minutes to be exact. ) There is plenty of action for any Rambo fan. It is even more graphic then even the Saw movies. For people who thought Stallone was getting to old to play one of his most famous roles. It does not disappoint the avid Rambo fan.

Nightmare
Last night I had the strangest dream. It was so real, so life-like and so vivid. Let me describe it to you briefly... 1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States 2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone who is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the ticket. Who better than Bill, her husband?!!! 3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats maintain control of the House and the Senate. 4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day, after all the inauguration parties are over, she calls a press conference to make an announcement: she is resigning as President!!! Bill, as the Vice President, immediately becomes President!!! This is all perfectly legal under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it states that "no person may be elected as president more th

Levelin' Sammie
Lil' Sammie is a beautiful, gorgeous, awesome girl. She is trying to level We've been at it for almost a week now. I've done all I can for her. SO as a personal favor to me I am asking for my friends to help to finish it off. I am willing to do nearly anything you ask to help her. Just let me know your wish. Here's her link: http://fubar.com/user/1219512 Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Bret

Getting Closer!!!
Thanks to everyone for the help today...won't be on much the next two days. I'll be out of town attending a funeral. Cousin's husband had a 7-8 year fight with cancer..he truly is in a better place. Thanks to all for the help!!!

Free Your Mind
Prejudice, wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go. I wear tight clothing, high heeled shoes It doesn't mean that I'm a prostitute, no, no, no I like rap music, wear hip hop clothes That doesn't mean that I'm sellin' dope no, no, no Oh my forgive me for having straight hair, no It doesn't mean there's another blood in my heir, ya, ya I might date another race or color It doesn't mean I don't like my strong black brothers. oh la la, oh la la, oh la la, oh la la Why oh why must it be this way? oh la la, oh la la, oh la la, oh la la Before you can read me you got to learn how to see me, I said Free your mind and the rest will follow Be color blind, don't be so shallow. Free your mind and the rest will follow Be color blind, don't be so shallow So I'm a sistah Buy things with cash That really doesn't mean that all my credit's bad, oooh So why dispute me and waste my time Because you really feel the price is high, for me I can't look without being

Judi Sixx
From my very first auction this woman has tried to Own me well she finally got her chance and hell she made it a double by having top bid in 2 auctions I was in. Show her tha mad luv that I know you all can and she'll show you tha luv back so Ladies and Gents without further ado let me introduce you to Judi Sixx ~Judi~SHADY'S *S*U*P*~SIXX SLAVE FOR LIFE~READ MY PROFILE~@ fubar

Goodbye Fargo
well, for all three people out there who i actually talk to on here from my hometown, i m off to college in minot on monday. surprisingly, i think for all the boring shit fargo has to do, i m gonna miss it. well, see ya in 4 years, and for god sakes, someone can take a road trip up ta see me. peace out fargo

8000 Drums
PLEASE DO YOUR PART AND FORWARD TO ALL OF OUR RED NATIONS...SUPPORT ALL OF OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS...LET US STAND TOGETHER AS ONE PROUD UNITED NATION! Passing along the word to bring healing for our Mother Earth This special event will take place 12 noon EST. It is also a full moon that day and spring equinox is March 20, 2008 (eg. if you are on the west coast, your time will be 10am this will be your time to be aligned with us here in EST etc. etc.) 8,000 DRUMS on March 21 at noon HELLO, GREETINGS, 8,000 DRUMS will take place on March 21, 2008 at 12:00 noon . All you need to do is play a drum either alone, or with a group or have the whole Tribe participate. The purpose is to fulfill the OTOMI PROPHECY. The Otomi's are Mayan Olmec and Toltec descendants. The drums will be played so that the Creator will hear us and grant our wishes as we pray for help in the Healing Process of our Mother Earth. People are destroying Her and our Mother Earth needs our prayers.

The Quickest Way To The Bedroom With Her
The Quickest Way To The Bedroom With Her >If you'd like to hear the story of how I went from not even being able to start a conversation with women... to the point where I can meet any woman in any situation... then take a minute and check this out: http://www.DatingTechniques.com/Catalog/ ***DATING QUESTION FROM READER*** Dave, WOW!!!! Thats all I can say. I've been getting your emails for several months and have since downloaded your book. I've committed myself to improving my "skills" with women and the results have been amazing. The "Crash and Burn" that most guys are sooo fearful of NEVER happens and very rarely does a girl give you anything but a smile even if she isn't interested. My latest success was so easy it was almost scary. I met a woman (an 8.5 at least) in a local bar and used the c/f to get her number and set up a date. Went out on the date and it was almost like it was scripted. Pushed the c/f to the extreme all night, teased her, d

Taking My Own Advice
I ran across this mumm today.. and it really hit home..please read it.. here is what I left for a comment.... So, I will be turning off the computer more and turning my life back on..I think you all need to do that a little more each day.. BY THE WAY.. do you Fubar addicts know where your children are?

Bullshit
Ok so i've had a lot of bullshit going on in my life and i have finally decided that i'm going to say fuck it all and start enoying my life to the fullest. I'm done letting other ppls' wants, thoughts and feelings get in my way. I'm going to start putting myself 1st for once. I am ready to relax and have a good time and not have to be the one to worry if something is right or wrong anymore. Soooooo let's party!!!

Cowboys
> > > > > > > > > > It all started out with (Deb) Blueroses > > ~Blueroses~ you just never know@ fubar > > and (Barb) Tulsa's Angel > > Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / Sisters4Life ~@ fubar > > talking about needing a girls night out. Ha! It didn't take much to convince us that even tho > we're in different states, we ARE going to do this! > > > > Calling all girls needing a night out! Saturday, April 19th, 2008 in Arlington, Texas! > > > > > > !!! UPDATE !!! > > > While this is going to be a girls' night out and the girls will congregate together, we are inviting all Fubarians, all guys and gals! THIS WILL BE STAG... WE ARE NOT HOOKING UP .. .NO PERVS ALLOWED, but boys, you ARE invited! Let Tulsa's Angel or Blueroses know and we will be sure you are on the blogs and bulletins! > > APRIL 19, 2008 > ALL OF FUBAR > COWBOYS IN ARLINGTON TEXAS > BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!! > > Cowboys plays

Proverb
TWO WOLVES One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego." "The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed." THE BATTLE IS BETWEEN THE TWO WOLVES INSIDE OF US ALL.......

Memorial Day
Calling all service members and supporters!!! Memorial Day is almost here and this is the “We Support You” Parade. Please line up and let us show our support for the men and women of our Armed Forces past and present. Here are the rules: There will be 3 sections to this parade, you must fan/rate/and add everyone, and if you are supporter, past, or present. Everyone must fan/rate/and accept your request. If you have already added them, please leave them a comment letting them know you are joining the “We Support You” Parade. Present Service Members will not be required to buy everyone gifts. They ARE required to add/fan/rate everyone and let everyone know they are Present Service Members. First are the Supporters. When you fan/rate/and add please buy them a Military Yellow Ribbon. Second will be our Military Service Members of the Past. When you fan/rate/and add them, please buy them an American Flag. Then comes our Present Military Members. When

New Auction! Sign Up And Get Goodies!
> HALOS OFF! HORNS ON! Let's Get Naughty! I am hosting my first ever NSFW AUCTION! There will be a $100,000 FUBUCKS entry fee which will be my initial bid on you. SO, you are guaranteed that back! Private Message me a Pic (be a tease or put it all out there ...whatever you like...I will be making custom pics and adding a little censorship as to leave something to the imagination!) The offer can be the usual ownership stuff or naughty packages...up to you! Girls Gone Wild and Bad Boys both encouraged to enter! Any questions just ask! XOXO ~PebblesinAZ~Make My Bedrock! C Sticky Bulletin/Blog! xoxo@ fubar

Thick Chicks
MMMMMKAY...SO HERE'S ANOTHER GRRRRRRRRRRRR PET PEEVE THAT I HAVE....MUTHA FUCKIN' HATERS...SO I'M THICK....I HAPPEN TO THINK I'M SEXY AND DELICIOUS AND HOT.....IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH IT THEN WHY BOTHER SENDING ME AN SB TELLING ME HOW SEXY I AM...DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS ALL OVER MY PROFILE THAT I'M THICK...I DON'T TRY TO HIDE THAT SHIT...WHAT THE HELL FOR....I MEAN COME ON... DEFINITION OF THICK GIRL: thick- applies to a girl who isn't fat or skinny, but is well proportioned and has enough meat on her bones in all the right places, namely thighs, breasts, hips, and the ass area I PREFER TO THINK OF MYSELF AS "JUICY"...HAHAHAHA...BUT ANYWHO....A MESSAGE FOR THOSE THAT MIGHT READ THIS BLOG...DON'T THINK I'M A HATER...TO EACH HIS OWN I SAY...BUT FOR AN EXAMPLE OF WHY "THICK" HATERS PISS ME OFF....TALKED TO A GUY LAST NIGHT ON HERE....HE LOOKED AT MY PRO I ASSUME...(PROLLY DIDN'T READ IT THOUGH...DUMBASS)...ANYWAY...WE TALKED IN THE SHOUT BOX FOR A LITTLE WHILE THEN I ASKED HIM FOR

Wards - How To Set Them Up And Use Them Properly
Wards - How to set them up and use them properly People who have studied magic have heard of shields or wards. A lot of books give you instructions for setting these up. I have some simple methods that I enjoy using and they are effective. You should use the simple wards first. The reason for this is the more practice you have in creating wards the better you will become. You will be able to invent your own methods of protection. The first methods are the magical use of herbs. Herbs sprinkled around the house are effective and easy to do. You pick a protective herb. My favorites are Rosemary, Marjoram, mint, cloves, cinnamon, dill, thyme, and fenugreek. All of these by themselves and in combination will protect you from different influences. Rosemary repels demons and the people who are in bondage to demons. Marjoram absorbs all the negativity around the house and prevents arguments. It also defends the person who sprinkles it in the corners of their house. Mint is an activ

Flowers By Astrology
Flowers By Astrology: Aries: March 21 - april 20 Zodiac Sign: Born under the symbol of the sure-footed ram, the Aries, a fire sign, is confident and fierce. Dynamic and full of contagious energy, those born under this zodiac sign are usually the ones who take the lead – quick to volunteer for adventure and preferring the road less traveled to previously charted territory. Birth Sign Flower: Match the Aries enthusiasm and zeal with flowers the color of passion (romantic or otherwise) – like an anything-but-demure red tulip flower bouquet. Dazzling and full of energy, it’ll appeal to their love of bold gestures and their appreciation for the slightly unexpected. taurus: april 21 - may 21 Zodiac Sign: Even though they're best known for being as headstrong and fierce as a bull.Their zodiac sign's symbol, there's an indisputable warmhearted, romantic and sensuous side to the Taurus personality as well. And, while this earth sign's also known for its well-groun

What Cancer Cannot Do
For two special ladies who lost their fight: My Mom and Vana And for three who are still fighting a good fight: Darlene, Immy and Angie Dear ladies you are in my thoughts and prayers. What Cancer Cannot Do... It cannot... Invade the soul Suppress memories Kill friendship Destroy peace Conquer the spirit Shatter hope Cripple love Corrode faith Steal eternal life Silence courage Here is a link to where you can get bracelets, necklaces and rings with this saying. http://www.catalogfavorites.com/itemdy00.asp?T1=J63129

Kids And Their Dad
This is my girls and their dad He will soon not be here with us . God choose him for some reason. May he ride free and finally feel no pain He was sick for a long time with lung cancer that traveled to his brain then to his spin . He will soon be able to walk in heaven. Today we got news he was in a coma and will be leaving us at 5:00pm tonight . We will miss you Mark Thank you for my beautiful girls. Will see you again someday

Happy Birthday
I lost you when I was 8 years old and you just 18.I wasn't ready to lose you,wasn't ready to live without you.I grew up when I lost you.Over the years so many times I wanted to know what you would think about me,my life and the people in it.Many times I thought that if I just had you there,things would be different,better.I always knew you would stand up for me when others just sat still.I have so many things to ask of you like are you proud of me?Do I do the right things?Have I become the person you wanted me to? I look at my son and wish he knew you and I know the day will come when I will have to tell him about you and how I lost you.You have been gone for the same number of years you got to live on this earth.I would trade anything just for one hour,one touch.You would have been 36 today.I spend a lot of time wondering who you would have married,what you children would have looked like.There have been many times when I knew you were there.I fell you.I love you just as much as I did

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.... 10. I make Sculptures from my ear wax to sell on EBAY 09. My Fav Actress is Selma Hyak (FU Barian BROWNIE just HAS to be her sister...lol) 08. Sometimes I Paint my nails black ..Why i Dunno 07. Im never going to cut my hair again 06. I love my fu friends MORE than they know 05. I Braid my nose hairs 04. Fubar Addict!!! NO DOUBT 03. Jaegger is my shot of choice 02. I am MADLY in Love with MYSELF !!! 01. Im too sexy for my shirt ..tooooo sexayyyy BROWNIE DOVE ISLAND GIRL BLUEEYEDTIGERGIRL THE DARK QUEEN SUPERSTEVE

What Is Wrong With People.
OK so today someone who i thought was my friend was talkin to me in my sb. We were talkin bout the new smurf bling.He told me he'd get it for me if i took some pics for him..i mean i didnt think nothing of it at first cuz i was like sure why the hell not..so we were discussin the pics..and he starts out with asking for me panty shots. I have a few panty shots already so i didnt think nothing of that...THEN hes like ok i want 3 different pairs and 4 pics of each..i started thinkin..hrmmm i dunno..next hes says and i want u topless...i was like hrmm i dont think so.. so at the end he wanted 15 pics since its 15 credits for the smurf...4 topless in different panties and then 3 shots of each panty...wtf is wrong with people.are they just not satisfied with what they agree with in the first place?? am i wrong for blockin this person?

News - Please Read....
All ma Fubar buddies :P Over the next two weeks I will be busy with packing and getting ready to move. I am moving from Jackson Michigan to Daytona Beach, Florida.. Wonder if they can handle someone like me down there.. lol..Guess we will see :) So if im not online to much over the next few weeks. You know why... I will be leaving the 28th of July. Arriving there on the 29th of July. I can't wait. I am sooo looking forward to this... My oldest brother has lived down there for the last 6 years and has finally conned me into moving there also.. So I gave in.. lol There are some of my friends that I will be able to talk to via phone/text ect. So they will be able to update. The night of the 27th of July I will be online to give some mad loves to everyone that I can. But after that it will be a few weeks to a month till I have net.. So don't forget about me.. Show me tons of love - Hugs to everyone and will keep you posted as much as possible. XOX Till then.. Love

New Music
WELL, I PLAYED LAST NIGHT AT THE "ANTIQUE SANDWITCH CO." IN TACOMA LAST NIGHT AND HAD A BLAST. IT WAS BROADCAST LIVE ON AIR ON 90.8 KVTI. WHEN I GOT DONE WITH MY SET, I HAD LOADS OF PEOPLE COMING AND THANKING ME FOR PLAYING SLACK-KEY. I WAS PRECEEDED BY A GENTLEMAN PLAYING SOME SPANISH MUSIC WHICH GOT THE MOOD SET RIGHT FOR MY MUSIC. ANY WAY, I HAV'NT SET A DATE YET FOR THE "BLUE MOON TAVERN" IN THE UNIVERSITY DISTRICT BY SEATTLE. I'LL UPDATE EVERYONE WHEN THAT COMES ABOUT. TAKE CARE ALL.

Please Read
Hi friends you all probably know ladymoose aka laura. Well she's in a giveaway of a year vip. She really needs our help to get this finished. Please show her some love and leave a few comments at her contest. Thank you all so much. Debbie

Newww;;
Ok everyone, I have a new account....as many of you may have noticed.......Im not on this one as much....that's because im on my new one. So help me raise the level ♥ do a e-mail search for krissy.nichole@gmail.com or you can just go here.......http://fubar.com/user/1953612 peace love and mad chicken grease.

New Feature
I just noticed a new feature that i really like no more getting invites to lounges I could care less about no more seeing my friend just left a comment on blanks profile woohoo lol. Its a filters feature next too bar content click the filters feature. here is a direct link to it http://fubar.com/bartab_filter.php

Survey
Lets Get AcquaintedTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey What is your full name?Jerry Wiley Where were you born?Houston, Tx Where do you live now?Houston,Tx Who do you live with?Nosey arent you Do you work and where?yeah....in a hellhole Do you go to school and where?nope What is your fav color?red What is your fav flower?black roses What is your dream date?Vida Guerra anywhere What kind of car do you have?2007 mustang gt Do you currently have someone on your mind?Yeah What is your biggest regret?I have too many to name What room are you in?the main room at the hellhole Do you exercise regularly?yeah What is your fav food?seafood,mexican food If you could live anywhere where would you live?Los Angeles, Ca How many kids do you want?none Do you want to get married?no Have you ever been engaged?yes Could you ever be in the military?hell no Do you like to dance?no Do you believe in God?sometimes Do you pray?not really What was the last thing you wished for?a million d

Pack Mates For Good
Friends forever in an eternal bond All have grown quite fond! Rubbed off on one another Each one like a brother (or sister) The hardships...They share. The fear...They stare. The challenge...gladly excepted. A threat...easily intercepted. Bonded by friendship and trust. Never fearing to accost. Hardly any rules to abide by, No use trying to be sly. Friend for good, Pack-mates for life, Kin for eternity!

Pissed
This week I had to remove 3 kids (3,4 AND 5) from their parents because their house was absolutely filthy! I didn’t bother me to take the kids away, but what is making me sad/angry is that the state has returned the kids! You see here, they remove the kids in cases like this for 48 hours and come back and see if the parents have cleaned things up. Well they did…in a way I guess, according to our detective. But painting over human feces on a wall isn’t really cleaning things is it? My only hope is that every onefollows through and they prosecute the parents like they say they want to. If not, enough of us who saw the conditions are vowing to keep an eye on the parents and maybe we can catch them again and someone will wake up and do what needs to be done before one or all of these kids end up dead!

Diana Auction 1
FIRST TIME FOR SALE!!! ~ÐiAnA~ ( NO FAN-NO ADD)@ fubar This awesome lady is for sale for the first time. Might be the last too. So don’t miss this chance! Go check her and see with what she’s tempting you!!! CLICK PIC TO PLACE YOUR BID! this bully brought to you by: ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar

I Saved A Life!
Saturday afternooon i was walking home from work about 6pm on west genesee st, i saw this house with smoke pouring from the window out of the first floor apartment. There was a fan blowing smoke out so i thought everything was ok, i thought to myself keep walking everything should be fine. Something told me to turn around and check. So i did i walked up to the apartment building and walked inside. I knocked as hard as i could on the apt with the smoke but no answer, i kept hearing a smoke detector going off,at this point i knew something was wrong. I didnt have a cell phone so i started running up and down the stairs of the apartment building knocking on everyones door to see if they had a phone to call 911. No answer form anyone. I then ran next door to the local day spa but they were closed so i continnued to the barber shop but they were closed. I then ran down to the apt building and i seen a woman and a man pointing at the window and they asked me when i reached them if everything

Stateside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last night was fun. Lots of fun. I finally got all of my crap repacked (minus one set of ACUs, and a stuffed puppy) and we got headed towards the airport. It was Troy, Jenn, and I. Everything was going good, we were having fun laughing and joking while Troy drove, and then we realized he missed the exit. About the same time, a pretty serious dust storm blew in. (I was worried about my flight but could not let on.) Troy found a spot, turned around, and I continued to reassure Jenn that I was leaving. (part of me thinks she wishes I wasn't able to get out.) Well, as we were driving, we all continued talking, and then realized that Troy had again missed the exit. We again turned around and got the exit right this time, after some backing up and all of that. It was kind of funny, my last trip on the roads in Kuwait was a typical trip in Kuwait. Got to the airport, and the dust storm was pretty danged bad. My duffel bag still has quite a bit of sand on it as does my suitcas

Hh Tonite @ 9pm Est
WOOT WOOT !!! Let’s Get It On With the BAYOU BABE!!!! GottoLoveIt69’s Rawkin The Hour Happy 6pm PST (and 9pm EST) Save All Your Rates and Make It A Date GottoLoveIt69 Let’s get Her Closer To Her Much Deserved GodFather !!!! Bulletin by: chiina_whiite

Latest On The Mortgage Crisis... (kinda Corny)
News Release from Japan Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they sharply fell. While Samurai Bank is fighting bravely following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but remains in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

Congratulations Beskad Ordo My New Owner!!
Opening day for bidding will be Monday, October 13 (10pm EST) - Last day to bid will be Monday, October 20 (10pm EST) Please click here on the pic below to go to the page where you can bid! | | \/ 7pm pacific, 8pm mountain, 9pm central for those who are not sure on the time difference on what time the auction starts. Here is what I'm Offering - * 1 month ownership with the privilege of being my very first owner (Be gentle ;) Hehe) * #2 spot in my Family with the Family privileges to see my Family folders and shout box me for the month that I'm owned. (Possibly kept on Family after ownership depending on how kind of a friend you are) * One SFW salute, no exception on NSFW salutes. I have a boyfriend and want to be respected please :) * 400 11s for the month in total - I'll use my 100 11s once a week to rate all if not most of your pics or if one of your friends needs help leveling I will help them and rate some pics for you (split 50 11s between you

A Dream
I'm on a business trip and staying in a motel for the night. I go out of my room to buy a drink, and when I return, the door is open. I think to myself that I must have left it open. After I enter and close the door, I sit down on the bed and turn on the TV, which has cable. The TV has a kinky porno film on, and I feel my dick getting hard. I decide to take matters into my own hands and begin jacking off. As soon as I begin, a beautiful woman steps out of the bathroom. She looks at me, shocked, and I stare at her. She is stark naked, and is very very beautiful. She looks at my 8 inch cock and starts to get excited. Without saying a word, she smiles and starts to go down on me. The wonderful sucking action of her mouth starts to drive me crazy. As I feel my come in my balls stirring, I pump harder and harder into her face. She gets really hot and sticks her finger in her pussy. She sucks harder and harder, sticking more and more fingers into her slit, until her whole hand is

Iced Green Tea
Iced Green Tea 12 cups of water 1/4 cup sugar 3 inches fresh ginger, peeled and thinly sliced 12 to 16 green tea bags strawberries (optional) key limes or limes, quartered (optional) orange peel strips (optional) ice cubes In a large saucepan combine water, sugar, and ginger. Bring to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer, covered, for 5 minutes. Remove from heat. Add tea bags; cover and let stand for 3 minutes. Remove tea bags; discard. Strain ginger from tea; discard ginger. Transfer tea to 2 gallon punch bowl. Cover; cool several hours. If desired, chill. If desired, alternate strawberries, lime quarters, and orange peel strips on 12-inch skewers. Serve tea over ice cubes; use fruit skewers as swizzle sticks.

English-- Spanish -- America -- Mexico
Since when did we move to Mexico. Boy, if that ain't discrimination!!!! Someone told me the other day who owns a business and is in the commercial loop that all the illegal beaners around here are working under the table for $4.00 an hour and then sending the money to Mexico. That's why they need to pile up in the house to pay the bills here. You know that the employer is not paying Taxes, workmens comp or anything on these under the table wages!!! So for all you White Americans who get No Tax breaks. Can't live off welfare and are now getting discriminated against in our own country -- You had better stand up now!!!! W/ a No Tolerance level!!! The more we just sit here and let it happen the WORSE it's going to get. Now that we are the minority and get NO HELP -- our kids are going hungry and our homes are being lost!!! This is BULL SH%#!

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3 Doors Down - Citizen Soldier
Beyond the boundaries of your city's lights, Stand the heroes waiting for your cries. So many times you did not bring this on yourself, When that moment finally comes, I'll be there to help. On that day when you need your brothers and sisters to care, I'll be right here. Citizen soldiers holding the light for the ones that we guide from the dark of despair. Standing on guard for the ones that we sheltered, We'll always be ready because we will always be there. When there are people crying in the streets, When they're starving for a meal to eat, When they simply need a place to make their beds, Right here underneath my wing, You can rest your head. On that day when you need your brothers and sisters to care, I'll be right here! Citizen soldiers holding the light for the ones that we guide from the dark of despair. Standing on guard for the ones that we sheltered, We'll always be ready because we will always be there... There... there... there... Hope and p

Hungover
It's a beautiful Saturday with my best friend. Tired as all muthafukkin hell and hungover like a bitch... She keeps telling me we need a new hobby. Ha. I recommend knitting. She laughs. Can you see it now? All our five fukkin kids in knitted shit? Hats, mittens, scarves, and holiday sweaters... LMFAO. Yeah, that'll go over well.... I can hear my 8 yr old already... "Mama... please let me make you a drink!" Nope. I don't think that'll be the new hobby. Burger King first. Smells like cat piss and grease. Fabulous... we talk sex and she forgets her purse. :) Off to buy pajamas for the boys. There's a long line. She disappears and leaves me to fend for myself in the chaos. I switch a few packages and save myself $20. Yeah, I'm hood like that. She needs to hit up the market. Oh, hell muthafukkin no. It's her turn to fend for herself in the chaos. Too many people for me. She's pissed. Well, go get me a muthafukkin coffee she says. Uh, no... I laugh and put my seat down for a

Could Anyone Help
was wondering if anyone could help me get the codes for these videos so i can put them on my profile. http://www.usmra.com/farewellmarine.htm http://www.usmra.com/download/untilthen.swf thank you, military supporter

Happy Thanksgiving.!!!!
Hi there all it has been a good while sence my last blog and now it's Thanksgiving wow how time flys huh. I hope all of you will have a Happy Thanksgiving with all your friends and family hope everyone is doing ok so far, it has been a while sence I have been on here, I now have 4 ferrets 3 girls and 1 boy. I will leave another blog soon I stay busy now with 2 jobs and gym time, take care everyone and have a Happy Thanksgiving.. Jay

Selling Husbands...lol...
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to kee

Re: Iceland Riots Precursor To U.s. Civil Unrest?
RE: Iceland Riots Precursor To U.S. Civil Unrest? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 25 Nov 2008, 17:12 Iceland Riots Precursor To U.S. Civil Unrest? Riots and protests in Reykjavik calling for the government of Iceland to resign have increased following a financial catastrophe that has wiped out half of the krona’s value and put one third of the population at risk of losing their homes and life savings. Could similar scenes of civil unrest be repeated in the United States as the economy continues to implode? http://www. prisonplanet. com/iceland-riots-precursor-to-us-civil-unrest. html

Love
The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger. An accident took the life of the child only a short

Got Any Ideas?
First of all, let me say that I do NOT want to be a PE or Health teacher anymore. But I still have to finish out this semester. Here's what I need help with: My last lesson plan is a thirty minute lesson plan on cardiovascular fitness. I'm teaching first graders. So keep the age of the children in mind. I will have about 10-14 students. Also, I don't have a lot of equipment available, but give me your ideas and I'll see if I have the equipment available. Basically I need activities the kids can do to get their blood pumping. Also, I don't have a whole lot of space. I think the gym will be split up for five groups to work at the same time. Thanks in advance for the help. :)

Tired
i spend alot of time working these days i am very tired and need to get a break from it but its no where in my immediate future i can see that but i do what i do end of it there ......i love/hate my job done it one form or another most of my life.i do it because thats just what i do if you are interesed see my trucks and daddy dawg photos.guys like me are the reason you have your necessities .....you know us as public utillities

Tag
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? ----- pocket 2. Your significant other? ----- napping 3. Your hair? ----- bald 4. Your mother?----- working 5. Your father?----- garage 6. Your favorite thing?----- camera 7. Your dream last night?----- sexual 8. Your favorite drink?----- diet 9. Your dream/goal?----- live 10. The room you're in?----- living 11. Music?----- Country 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years?----- fubar 14. Where were you last night?----- here 15. What you're not?-----female 16. Muffins?----- yeaa 17. One of your wish list items?-----release 18. Where you grew up?-----earth 19. The last thing you did?-----nap 20. What are you wearing?-----glasses 21. TV?-----yuk

Alright Sooo
Im NEW here and i have no clue how to work my way around this website!! So far everyone seems very nice! Sorry for those who are trying to contact me and i dont say hi back. I do know how to add u as a friend so just friend request me and when i figure this things out i can start playin around on this site some more. Thanks mike for recommending the site :) I also have my Y! on here its jadeharleyxoxo c u around!! *sugarkiss*

A Marriage Made In Hell
Why is it that some of the world’s worst marriages last on and on like the Energizer Bunny? Here’s one for example: Josie and Pierre have been married now for 18 years. They met when Josie was doing an article on where to stay in the Bahamas for a travel magazine and Pierre was managing a four star resort and aggressively looking for a fifth star. Josie had attended the Fashion Institute in New York. Three days into her first semester at age 18, she began a five year affair with a 60 year old married professor. When he dropped dead of a heart attack, her family actually celebrated. She bounced back quickly, and immediately took up with another married guy, the editor of a major travel magazine. By and by his wife discovered the tryst, and the editor offered Josie a long-term assignment in the Caribbean. Not being one to waste any time, her first night in the Bahamas she met Pierre at the hotel bar and accepted his invitation to sleep with him in the manager’s suite. Pierre was o

Pain
I still see your face in my dreams It hurts and it doesn't help at all I still want you in my life as crazy as that seems I want you to catch me when I fall I still remember the first time we met There was something so different about you Your friendship was something I wanted to get That smile when you said hi to me was so new Out of no where i called you on the phone I wanted to sit there and talk to you forever You were so new, so crazy and unknown I just knew that our friendship would never sever Two years and we are barely holding it together What happened to the way this all used to be I never wanted you out of my like ever I sat there for a long time pretending not to see We decided to go out and make it all all right It didn't work out of course we knew it couldn't We couldn't even really stand each others sight It shouldn't end this way but it did and I shouldn't I miss you and everything you were to me Ten years from now we will look back on it

Auto 11's For Tuesday
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL AUTOS ON! X Dealer®™@ fubar 6'1 Playground Auto On Come & Get Ur Luv!@ fubar Ω•. M@DL¥ .•Ω@ fubar MyZtErY ☆ Owned by SouthernOutlawBiker ☆ ÐSC ☆ I.ß.I.C.@ fubar ~ Grlskikass2~ taken by *Cougerbaby*~~fu_owned by ~ J+A+B=ME~@ fubar ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl/Club FAR Team LOVE/The Pegasus Projectღ@ fubar "InFArREd"~~~Owned By SouthernOutLawBiker~~DIRTY SOUTH CREW 4 LIFE~~@ fubar ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~OutlawsAndPu$$ycats~Owned By Cynz Dreams. Auto 11 s .On@ fubar .•S•A•Y•.fu-OwnedBy:crunchman8117@ fubar Èď~Ŵhiteŵolf

Pictures
I have added a bunch of new pictures to my site, since my friend Kat1114 gave me a VIP for the month. Don't be shy and come and rate them. I would love to get my overall rating up from a 10.07 to something higher. It's been there forever...lol So if you can and would like, please rate them 11s....wish I could afford a Auto 11 to get it done myself....Help a friend if you can. Hugs, Wild Angel

It's Back: Mercury Is In Retrograde!
Mercury Retrograde Mercury retrograde in Aquarius [Jan 11 – Feb 1, 2009] At 16:45 UT (Universal Time), on Sunday, January 11th, 2009, Mercury the cosmic trickster turns retrograde in Aquarius, the sign of the Water-Bearer, sending communications, travel, appointments, mail and the www into a general snarlup! Since this is the day of the potent Full Moon in Cancer, people's emotions will be on high alert! The retro period begins a few days before the actual turning point (as Mercury slows) and lasts for three weeks or so, until February 1, when the Winged Messenger reaches his direct station. At this time he halts and begins his return to direct motion through the zodiac. Everything finally straightens out on February 14, as he passes the point where he first turned retrograde. Mercury normally turns retrograde three times a year, but this year he turns tail four times, which is unusual. The effects of each period differ, according to the sign in which it happens (see box for Retro

Freak-aoke Lol
Okay so if you have never checked out my stash you might be like WTF is Freak-aoke?!?? It's my version of karaoke to an extent but done lip synch style. Basically I've done videos of me to different songs. Below are the two latest ones. I admit I'm a big dork with what I'll do to make people laugh and smile. Anyways...I want to do more videos since I'm in the mood. But I need suggestions. Check my stash if you want to see others I've done to get an idea.

Spanakopita
SPANAKOPITA 2 lb. fresh spinach, finely chopped 3 bunches spring onions 4 tbsp. butter 6 eggs, slightly beaten 1 lb. feta cheese, crumbled 1/4 lb. butter, melted 1 tbsp. dry mint Salt & pepper to taste 1/2 lb. butter for filo 20 sheets filo pastry Wash spinach thoroughly, chop fine and let drain for several hours. It is very important that spinach be left to drain completely. Saute onions in the 4 tablespoons butter. Mix beaten eggs with feta cheese, melted butter and mint. Add onions, salt and pepper. Line a 15 x 11 x 2 inch greased pan with half of filo sheets, brushing with melted butter (each sheet). Continue this until 1/2 of filo has been used. Place cheese and spinach mixture over the filo and then cover with remaining half of sheets, brushing with melted butter again. Roll and tuck all the filo around the inside edges of pan. Lightly score top of spanakopita into squares and bake at 350 degrees for 55-60 minutes.

Stolen From Lil Spicey Southern Belle
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Passion. Don't fake it, show me what ya want. What is something you have always wanted to try? Heh. Pretty much done what I wanted, now just want a great lover/great friend. What is something you have never done in bed before? Anything that is even NEAR the realm of gheyness... What time of day do you like to have sex? I'm a guy, what'cha think?!? What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Her eyes flutter... (yeah, I said "flutter"...) How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Honestly, I'm a gentleman... her hand needs to make the first move. And then, it's ON. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Depends who it is. Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Love it when guys check out my gf... Have you ever faked an orgasm? Believe it or not, guys do this too... What Part of your body are you self-consc

Stolen From Anna Molly
7......things about you....by me 1. what is the oldest thing in your fridge? soysauce, don't use it much. 2. what is your favorite brand of deoderant? Burberry Touch 3. name one thing about you that not many people know. I have a scar on my ass from fallin on a cactus while running away from home in the 8th grade. 4. what is your worst habit? a foul mouth 5. who has saved you life in anyway in the past year? in the last year...hmmm saved my life might be a little strong, but prinny made me realize how good a person i am.;) (edited) 6. who is a major influence in the way you live your life? Mr. Copeland my HS art teacher 7. what do you think your biggest weakness is? Communication.

Cherry Bomb
To all i tried to bomb this morn i am sorry if it didnt work on ur page it said from my end it did but apparently alot did not recieve them. I will be putting on auto 11 s on monday and if i did not hit u when i was sposed to or my end said i did hit me up on pm and i will bling yall . I am sorry some did not work . Please except my apology cheers

The Rectum Stretcher
A woman was flying down the road yesterday 10 miles over the limit. She passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side waiting. The cop pulled her over,walked up to the car & with that classic smirk we all know and love asked, What's your hurry? To which she replied, I'm late for work. The cop said, what do u do? Im a rectum stretcher, she said. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum Stretcher do?"Well, she said, I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to Two fingers then three then four then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in & then I Slowly but surely stretch, until its bout 6 feet wide. And just what the hell do u do with a 6 foot ass hole? he asked. You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Cost 45.00 The Look on Cop's Face PRICELESS

Oops I Am Giving Up Our Secrets..lol
These are things a man will say or do with the true meaning behind them. What He Says: I am not looking for a serious relationship but if it works out then ok..... What Means: I wanna a Booty Call, and it will never get serious cause I will probably ignore you after. (unless it was really good) What He Says: I haven't had it in a Long Time What he means: His wife, GF, or regularly scheduled Booty Call is on vacation, visiting family, or its that time of the month What he says: No one has ever complained What he means: I have never even asked, but havent had alot of call backs What he says: Its big enough What he means: Ive never measured it because I dont like dissapointment What he says: I am a one woman man what he means: I am a one woman man, unless of course your bi then thats ok you can bring your gf too. What he Says: I am a one woman man What he Means: I am good at keeping my women seperated so they never find out What he Says: I love

Bling Auction
Bling Auction I am auctioning off a 35 credit bling, either a A-11 or a Cherrybomb, it's your choice. The bidding starts at 500k, with a buyout option of 15mil. The Auction ends at 9 p.m. FU-TIME on Friday the 17th. Winner will be notified as soon as the auction is over. Depending on how high the bids get, I might give another A-11 or Cherrybomb to the 2nd highest bidder. HAPPY BIDDING! Please don't bid on the blog, the photo to bid on is in my albums "Bling Auction". Thank you!

The Wonder
WRITTEN BY ME SOMETIMES U SIT BACK SIT BACK A WONDER Y WONDER Y PEOPLE DO THINGS THINGS THAT U CANT THAT U CANT UNDERSTANDUNDERSTAND WUTS GOINGOIN ON IN UR LIFEUR LIFE IS ALL MESSED UPMESSED UP CUZ OF ITCUZ OF IT U CANT TURNCANT TURN THINGS INTO GOLDTHINGS INTO GOLD, WUTS THAT MEAN?THAT MEANS MAKE THINGS PERFECTMAKE THINGS PERFECT FOR WHOPERFECT FOR THE ONES THE ONES AROUND YOU?

Where You Might Find Me
Date Where Who June 5 - Skillman Street Pub ... Southern Assault June 20 - The Ridglea Theater ... Severed Sol & SiK July 25 - TBA .... Severed Sol, SiK, Southern Assault, Creeper .. hopefully! August 1 - Hartlines .... Southern Assault, Sik August 8 - Skillman Street Pub ... Southern Assault

A New Babylon
As i walk down the empty streets seeing all the ruins of an acient babylon and the rotting flesh of the bodies that scatter the entrance ways of homes, I start to think of the time I left the world to be in the arms of a loveing stranger. You held me so tight I couldnt breath. It was as if God himself was hugging his long forgotten son. I cold feel your lips on mine as we kissed in the rain of eternal bliss. I ran my fingers through your hair and placed my hand on the side of your face and as I looked into your eyes ,searching for that love that the world had lost so long ago, I awaken to the world I long to forget. I countinue down this path in search for that love once more but at last it is a search that will have no happy ending......or at least not until I find you my broken angel of love and hate.

A Boy Singingto His Little Sister
A Boy Singing to his little sister..... You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine' Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her.The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an activemember of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown, Tennessee In time, the labor pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labor.Would a C-section be required? Finally, after a longstruggle, Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition. With a siren howling in the night, the ambulance rushed theinfant to the neonatal intensive care

Top 10 Reasons Hand Guns Are Better Than Women
10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU’RE ON THE ROAD. 8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND’S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. 7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP. 6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. 5 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE. 4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. 3 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T ASK, “DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?” 2 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT. and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman #1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

Get Paid 4 Yer Rates?!?!
WHEN IM RUNNING AUTO 11'S!! WHEN NOT RUNNING AUTO'S THE PRICE IS 1/2 OF WHAT THE FOLDER LISTS!! SEE MY FOLDERS FOR THE AMOUNT OF PAY!! I will happily pay for rates as long as you follow these few rules: 1. Rate all the pics you want 2. Leave a comment at the end of EACH folder rated saying "rated" or something similar. 3. Private Message (PM) me with the folder names that you rated along with a grand total. NO Shoutbox messages for pay! NO Gift messages for pay! ONLY PM messages that include the previously stated items will be paid. THESE ARE THE ACTIVE RULES STARTING SUNDAY, MAY 24, 2009 @ 5:15PM Cuz, most people forget this, Not only am I running Auto 11s, I'm paying you to rate - So dont act like im asking too much here. And now because of other fu's bein schmucks - I will NO LONGER be paying people without approved salutes! Sorry - people have tried to scam me!

*~ For Envy Me007*~
Adh naEireannach Happy birthday envy! Go raibh tu daibhir i mi-aidh Agus saibhir i mbeannachtai Go mall ag deanamh namhaid, go luath a deanamh carad, Ach saibhir no daibhir, go mall no go luath, Nach raibh ach athas agat On la seo amach

Please Pray 4 Makin' Whoopie--gwyn---(now Texasgurl)
I suck at bullys but I'm doing this to ask everyone to please pray for Gwyn.... she was always on here as Makin' Whoopie but Fubar froze her account.... so she started over again as TexasgurlHer kids contacted me in the night asking for us to all prayer for her as she had a stroke.Please... pray to whomever YOU pray to... and say some good words for her fast recovery. Thank you!~~ ♥ texasgurl ♥ ~~ aka DeMoNAnGeL #6@ fubar

Conflicts
a poem i wrote after i recieved my first black eye by the bitch lol i walked away from a fight with that was sleepin with my bf lmao .... pensive storm in my mind boils over turmoil turns my insides upside under whispers about you around my ears swirl rumors rumors make me want to hurl fake smiles brighter than the sun they wear walkin around as though without a care darkness steals up in a huge black cloud admist the evil you are in the crowd angry words spew back and forth through our mouths unchecked O'man ive been decked!

New Hotel
I guess its not very new to me but it is to the Fu-world. I've been working at Holiday Inn for over a year now, I love it. I still work nights... so im still dealing with a ton of weird/bitchy/tired/drunk people. I love the perks with the job though.. free rooms, discounts, swimming for free whenever, discounts when i travel... free stuff once in awhile. Its pretty nice.... i probably get asked out 1-5 times a week or get asked for my number. And of course i get asked to rooms. Or just sometimes i have to deal with drunk fucks! which really sucks... but these are my hotel stories :D

I Offer
I offer you my heart thought it is slightly bruised. Just do your part to be sure it is not mis-used. I offer you my love that is full and complete. But please do not shove and make me feel defeat. I offer you my body for what it is worth. I know it is shoddy and contains too much girth. I offer you everything that I am with the hope that it is enough. You have shown me that I can stop the pretense of being so tough. The things that I offer are not worth much but they are the things that I can offer for free. I can offer a loving touch all you have to do is agree. What I ask for in return may be too much for you to be willing to accept. I may need you to be my crutch but I won't need you to make me feel kept. I ask to be able to see in your eyes that you have feelings for me. And though it would be the greatest prize unconditional love for me does not need to be. I know the love that you can provide is much more than I deserve. But bec

Zombie Take-out Episode 7: Zombie Take-out Goes To Nilbog
Zombie Take-Out Episode 7: Zombie Take-Out Goes to Nilbog is now online Scotto and Uncle John change plans and interrupt their exploration into the Roddy Piper oeuvre to take advantage of a rare opportunity to discuss what many have called the worst movie of all time. Some have even called it the best worst movie. This week … Troll 2. Does it live up to its reputation? Will it scar Scotto for life? Listen and find out. I don’t know. http://zombietakeout.com

What Is Moonlight Levelers About?
What is Moonlight Levelers about? We are a family that helps those that meet the level up requirements level. In the process we are also helping ourselves because when we rate them we are getting points as well. We have the best members on the Fu! Our vision with our family is this. You don't have to beg people to rate you to help you level because you have a family that will do it for you. When you help level someone it brings you even closer to leveling yourself. When you are ready to level you have a family that will step in and take care of you. We have the best leaders and we are well organized. We have 6 simple rules: 1. No drama 2. Your page must not be set to private 3. You must a/f/r all members 4. Must have our name in your name after you do roll call 5. Help level people when we post a level up 6. Have fun What Moonlight Levelers should be about is family because we are one. We are here to help one another and here to help those on the fu get leveled as well. In t

My Hero's
In todays world we often hear the word Hero, We have many Heros today with our troups fighting in Iraq and other countries. I will always have them in my prayers. But sitting here today loking at this myspace thing and what I can do differently to it, I saw the category about Heros, and I had listed Mom and Dad. They are my true heros in life. The sad part is it takes them not being here to realize just how Heroic they were. In the middle 60's my mother found out she had tumor on her tongue that left her with no taste. Imagine not being able to taste anything at all. A few years later we found out she had a brain tumor behind her left ear. That left her with no earing in her left ear, partially paralized on the left side of her face, and also she lost the ability to produce tears in her left eye. All of this would cause most people to quit, give up, want to no longer exist. And I can recall many times that Mom said those very words, she couldnt go on. But she did. Not only did s

Beautiful And Sad
The other day I heard a story, so beautiful yet sad. It went something like this. I fell in love, tottaly and unexpectedly. His eyes as blue as the sky. Holding the weight of the world in them. His lopsided smile so broad it could light up an entire nation, and make ease a nervous soul. His every movement drawing me in, his every word captivating me. The way my heart pounds and my breathing quickens is shameless. I fear it will betray me. I feel but 16 again, and me, a full grown adult. Every day drags on by. The clock ticking loudly. The minutes pass slowly, Tick tock. Louder and louder the ticking grows. I can not even hear myself think. I wish for the day to be gone so i may get a glimpse, but tonight is not the night. Busy lives and another day is gone. I would but let my life pass in a flash if only for one glimpse. Another day dawns, another day of slowly ticking minutes. The morning seems to take years to pass. I check my phone, still nothing. Then as if on command the ph

The Key To Every Woman's Heart
A group of girlfriends go on vacation and see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "for women only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you're looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it." The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are kind and sensitive." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so again they head for the stairs.,p. The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads "All the me

Fucken Cops
I would like to bring to your attention that this Sunday, I was told never to ride or bring my motorcycle back to new hope pa while the cop handed me my ticket. I have posted this incident on craigslist and someone suggested I contact you. It appears that we are not welcome anymore in there little town, which is fine with me. I have emailed a letter to there chamber of commerce about this incident and my motivation to start a boycott against these unconstitutional practices. I took that email and proceeded to send it to every store on main street that had a website. I am an American who works hard and pays my taxes to this bullshit government and never complains about it. Its not the money issue of paying the trumped up ticket, its the fact that we were told basically to stay in new jersey and don't come back. I have never in my life been treated like this before anywhere in our great country so to be treated like this in Pennsylvania was extremely shocking. I'm planning to push this o

New Public Skinz 8/8
I've just added a few more skinz. Previews are below. If you'd like to rip one, visit my profile and scroll to the bottom. Select the link that says BROWSE USER'S SKINS, and rip any of the ones you'd like, with the exception of those marked as customs (they belong to other people). As always, these are best viewed at 1024x768 or larger. "Think Pink (Breast Cancer Awareness)" "Happy Rabbit in Pink" "Hold Fast to Dreams" I've several more to add, so I'll blog again when I get have more available. Cheers. -HS

Blonde Inventions
PLEASE RATE! THANKS! Blonde Inventions 1. The water-proof towel 2. Solar powered flashlight 3. Submarine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary index 7. Ejector seat in a helicopter 8. Powdered water 9. Pedal-powered wheel chair 10. Water-proof tea bag

People Who Love To Start Dramma
There are so people out there who love to start dramma,I don't need to name them they know who they are.I just wish they would stop please!It was stated that a certain someone was my second choice or my ugly replacement....lol,what a joke.First how can she be a second choice if we share a bond one that is beautiful and wonderful,a bond that only someone who has kids and loves them and takes care of them could share,and second if she is so ugly how come everybody is so jelious of her and why are her kids so beautiful.I just wish the B.S. would stop....

Crap
It was an absolutely horrible day. Did it really get any better? No.I went to this supposed "conference" this morning. UGh. More like sitting through a class at school but more boring. The presenters were completely rude and lacking in any useful information. When I said rude.. I mean to each other also. Sadly I felt completely out of place being I was there as a student and didn't have some community agency initials next to my name. Every time a question was asked and I answered, I was completely ignored. How's that for a daily boost? *rolls eyes* Worst waste of money I've ever spent.. I'm calling the supervisor in the morning.Then Hope and I get to school. HAH! I'm always expected to take notes for all my "friends" when they aren't there, but do you think they could return the same favor? Well hell no because none of them pay attention.Screw it. The rest isn't worth typing out. I've just realized what I'm good for and I don't appreciate it. I think.. I made a stupid mistake that is g

6 Years
For six years of my life, I was Military. Army Reserve, but hey, it's all good. I am proud of those years. I was one of the fortunate ones that joined, served, and was discharged and didn't have to risk my life dodging bullets. Thing is, if I would have had to, I would have done so with out hesitation. My thoughts are this: If you are willing to enjoy the freedoms of this country, you should be willing to stand up and defend it. I am a supporter of the U.S. Military. 100% no fail, no falter. Each man and woman that serves, no matter what branch, has made the choice to serve something greater than themselves, and has decided that the country in which we live is worth the risk of their lives to defend. Situations like what happened last week at Ft. Hood always hit me close to home. My heart and jaw dropped when I heard the news that merely hours from me, 13 people were shot and killed. It is easy to look back and point blame, saying, "Well they should have done this, they shou

Damn Friends
So, last night my friends took me out for my bday. I'm thinking out to eat and then to a club of some sort. Yeah, we hit a club alright. A flippin' strip club. Then they proceeded to tell the dude there that it was my bday and next thing I know, I'm up on stage TIED to a frigging chair and all of the strippers proceeded to rub their tits and crotches on my face and every other available body part I have. Let's not forget for the finale, they untied me, made me get down on my hands and knees and proceed to SPANK me with a fucking belt. Suffice to say, I woke up this morning smelling like liquor, baby oil and snatch. Fun times.

I Wonder
Why is it that when someone is mad at you they treat you like you have suddenly lost all capability of having intelligent thoughts? As if just the fact that you have done something to anger them is enough to completely disregard you as having any intelligence? I saw it happen today and it amazed me, quite frankly. I thought back to when I am mad at someone and realized that I do it , not to the extent that this person did though, and I have no idea why. There isn't an explanation that I have come up with that is any good to my mind.

Junk Mail
Cause all the cool people are doin it. 1) Walmart Jobs, Youre Hired! 2) 5 new love matches for you at true dating! (Ive never been on a dating site. haha) 3) Rx Pharmacy- Fesive specials (Festive?) 4)Last Kiss Comics: Get Stuffed! (actually a really cool site. check it out) 5)Better in Bed: Be a sex god (if only) 6) Vicoden and More Restricted Meds! 7) Font Trader- Stationary Bonanza 8) Credit store- 2009 credit report (got about a thousand of these) 9) Zorpia- new zorp friends for you 10) Need financial aid? Find a School now (youd think you would have a school in mind if youre looking for financial aid) Thats it. nothing too interesting. no dildo emails, or emails for penis enlargers. youd think there would be more of those

Sounds Dirty...
10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas... 10. Did you get any under the tree? 9. I think your balls are hanging too low. 8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker! 7. Santa’s sack is really bulging. 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath. 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy. 3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real. 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

Jaded
Where to start, or maybe its the end. Dont know. You go threw life always second guessing yourself. Trying to figure out the right way to go. Why is it no matter which way you go it always seems like your going in the wrong direction. So which one is the right way? Ive never know love so dont know what its like to lose it. Is this emptyness that im always feeling or is this how im supposed to spend my life. Always helping others, making sure they dont lose there love, but never seeing mine. How can i sit here and give others addvice about matters of the hart when it doesnt seem that i have one. Everyone around me seems to have found it if not right now at least once in there lives. I dont know. People tell me try hard, it will come. What ever im done trying. With every day i feel myself becoming more and more cold harted. I wouldnt say i was jaded because in order to be jaded you have to of gone threw something to put you there. Well i suppose im feel i have been jaded by life so guess

"christmas In Fuville225,a Love Story."
I come into this time of year generally thankful for GOD allowing me to live to see another year,but that was it.Not this time,not this year.I went form being alone on the tangible level to being loved on a scale i couldn't imagine.I'm thankful moreover cuz of THE MONTANALAND225 Family and Friends and Fans.It's how i know WE A-L-L NEED EACH OTHER,not just for holidays,but at A-l-l times.When i got to fuville,i knew no one,but love found me in the form of"Vamp-angel225",Lil'Stoner225,Naughty Girl225 and"Spaceman Spiff2112/225" and "gsx(Tony)225.Wonderful,beautiful people who have made my life sooo much better with the love they have shown me.The Name's AREN'T AS IMPORTANT as the people they are behind the mask. I haven't been loved by everyone here but for those that i share"DADDY'S LOVE"with,i'll say this;"My experience with you is a"rewarding"time in my life!!!!!"When i think about how many people in the world don't have what We do,it makes me want

A Decade
I sit her thinking about the yr ending in 2 days , its got me thinking. Another decade is gone and what do i remember. I remember the loss of 2 cusions, Kevin and John both gone to soon .. john at 15 and just a month ago. My Uncle Joe, lost him last week. And most of all my Grandpa @ yrs ago . I miss them and always will. I remember trying many of times to find love and have not. The last time hurt the wort of all. I finally got tehat D.U.I.mama alwasys said i'd get . Lost my truck in the process.. I lost my license but mostof all i lost self respect in myself to have deen that foolish . This last decade hasn't been ll that bad though . I found a carrer i should have nevr left in the 90's. I am remembering the last 7 yr of my life i have held the same job down . I remember being tols at the beginning of this r that myempolyer likes me andn wants to keep me and keep me happy. I just wonder what this next decade will bring . I hope its better than this last one .. who knows i sur

New Year!
This is a new year its time for a new me. I know people say this all the time, but after the day I had I think it is for the best. I dont know why I keep coming back to this site. It really is nothing but a place for drama. I met someone on here, fell for them (which was stupid on my part I will admit) met up with them and well ya ya know. So the whole time me and him were talking he says to me "I am not the kind of guy to say I love you just to sleep with." Well thats kinda funny. After we slept together he stopped talking to me. So I am a little confused. Is it that you dont say it to sleep with girls more than once, or is it you dont say that to sleep with girls ever. I think when people make statements like that it is just proving the opposite. They really are all like that. Now I will take the blame on being a stupid girl who talked to someone online and thought something real could come of it. That I will take full responsibility for. I guess this time I just thought it was going

Just A Few Of My Writings
i sit here in the dark with thoughtsw of you. I remember the time we had together. As i sit there thinking of you i crave to feel your loving touch again. I crave to feel your soft lips on mine once again. I sit in the dark with tears in my eyes. I dream one day that I will be able to hold you in my arms again. I sit there with tears in my cause i know i messed up real bad. I lost the most important thing in my life when i lost you. My soul is so empty now that your gone. My heart is in a million peaces. Mdreams are full of imagies of you and all your beauty. I am at a lost with out you in my life. I have failed you and lost your love. You will always be in my heart and soul. The days and nights have been so empty since you left. My life came crashing down after i lost you. I walk around wishing i never said the things I did. I wish I could tell you how I cant life with out you. You are my reason for living. Always have been and always w

My Hell Froze Over.
I'm Happy. Its been a LONG time. All I can say is I'm glad everything went the way it did. Everything happens for a reason. With my husband, I never dealt with my issues, I pushed them aside and tried to forget them, but they grew bigger in the corner... when we went our seperate ways, I HAD to deal with them. And the deadbeat X I had in the middle kinda made me deal with them... which is ALL I can thank him for besides my Precious Littlest Angel I have been blessed with as a result of our relationship. When I was alone, I had time to evaluate my life and deal with my issues and see WHAT I really wanted. I had time to be sad and time to think. Many people are delusional and think I want that loser back in my life - I Don't. I don't want him in my life at all. I have three son's of my own - and don't have time for a 30yr old child that doesn't feel like working and uses people. I don't have room in my life to tip toe through the house so he doesn't get mad and throw things at me or wor

Enough
Snuff lyricsSongwriters: Crahan, Michael Shawn; Fehn, Chris; Gray, Paul D; Jones, Craig A; Jordison, Nathan J; Root, James Donald; Taylor, Corey; Thomson, Mickael; Bury all your secrets in my skinCome away with innocence and leave me with my sinsThe air around me still feels like a cageAnd love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage againSo if you love me let me goAnd run away before I knowMy heart is just too dark to careI can?t destroy what isn?t thereDeliver me into my fateIf I?m alone I cannot hateI don?t deserve to have youOoh, my smile was taken long agoIf I can change I hope I never knowI still press your letters to my lipsAnd cherish them in parts of me that savor every kissI couldn?t face a life without your lightsBut all of that was ripped apart when you refused to fightSo save your breath, I will not careI think I made it very clearYou couldn?t hate enough to loveIs that supposed to be enough?I only wish you weren?t my friendThen I could hurt you in the endI never cla

~love Actually~
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. You and I have it, we have roots that grow towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we find that we were one and not two..... Peace

Breakeven By The Script
Breakeven by The Script I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing Just prayin' to a god that I don't believe in Cos I got time while she got freedom Cos when a heart breaks no it don't break even Her best days will be some of my worst She finally met a man that's gonna put her first While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping Cos when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven... even... no What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you, And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up that you're ok I'm falling to pieces, yeah, I'm falling to pieces They say bad things happen for a reason But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding Cos she's moved on while I'm still grieving And when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven even... no What am I gonna to do when the best part of me was always you, And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up that you're ok I'm falling to pieces, yeah, I'm falling to pieces, yeah, I'm falling to pieces (One still in love while t

Without You
I cant imgine my world without you in it, This world seems dismal and drab. Where the music is gone from the air and replaced by the eternal sonota of the noctum serenading from a murder of crows. And the opaque clouds weep. But the way you look at me and smile, I feel replenished. An overwhelming bliss chases my woes away. You give me love to replace the deception I lost. You remind me of why I always yearned for much more. I'd never truely felt such ectasy before. And I will cling to it at any cost. Hand in hand we will frolic through the morning glory dew. Under the branches of the willow tree we could lay un an afeectionate lovers embrace. A somber breeze will set our hearts at ease. I feel intoxicated within your presence. Words cannot express how I utterly love you completly with every essence of my heart and soul, and every fiber of my being. I know your love will never be in vain. Never again will I have to feel such heartache and pain. I know you will never give into lustfull

Then There Was That First Little Bite....
As of this moment, I just saw someone upload a mobile picture so I'm wondering if there is a FuBar app I could get for my IPhone. I only joined a few days ago (well duh, num nuts), and I'm finally figuring the ins and outs of the site. I've started making some friends, some on account of random questions, and others because I don't mind answering the pervy questions. It's not like drunk guys in bars don't ask the same things to your face, and it's a lot more comfortable online. I am always online, and no I'm not some loser with nothing to do, I just work on my computer all the time, or my phone. And yes, it is very boring! I'd rather be somewhere, anywhere, even another part of my house. Oh well, tough shit. Back to work.

Searching
Each and every single dayYou walk around and you prayTo find the one that you will loveIt could be the one you push and shoveWhether it be the person down the streetOr someone you have yet to meetRemember love comes in many different thingsNot just money, cars, or diamond ringsDon't just look for beauty and fameLook for one in which you could feel no painLove is a mysterious wonderSo you have to pick, hunt, choose, and plunderIf you ever find the one for youHold them and everyday say I love youFor love can always come and goBut if true it will stay through highs and lowsIf you haven't found your true loveKeep looking for signs from aboveThey will come one dayUntil then we can only pray

Desperation
Feeling all alone and utterly betrayed, not sure what is true and real anymore. I sink deeper in my darkness with no apparent way to return. Do I dare completely trust the feelings I fear inside or is it just cruel deception of the enemy that forever hides? No one tries to understand the pain and hurt I feel inside, when all they think of is self. Does anyone even really care what fear my mind can see? Hope are built along with trust, just to be run over at the twisted whim of those that lie. Compound fractures left in their wake as repairs are slowly made, just in time before the next big wave. I am strong in spirit and soul you see but sometimes I feel lost deep inside. Corruption can take hold of anyone and twist him or her into a monster that they never thought they would ever become. Hurting those people around in little ways until the hurt and pain starts to grow and tear them all apart. Lies are told even if only the small, to trample away the dreams of the future you

The One I Adore
"The One I Adore" My heart is owned, by the singer of songs an angelic voice, to her belongs Keeper of my heart, and all else I have her touch is so soft, and to me a salve Her eyes haunt my dreams, throughout all my nights her face fills my mind, always filling my sight The love of my life, she is for sure healer of my soul, she is my cure For her I would do, any old thing if she were to ask, I would gladly sing At the top of my lungs, would I shout her praises of the joy she brings me, the hope that she raises Til time is over, and times are done the world shall know, She is my one By K For Her

The Palm Of Her Hand
"The Palm of Her Hand"The ring for thee, is forged by mein fires of ancient timbrequenched by the blood that flows from my heartspilt for thee and thy honourThe wind that blowsacross the moorswhispers thy sweet name in my earcausing said heart, to skip in its beatas thy beautiful visage overcomes meI see thy face in every flowerthat falls beneath my gazebut their fragrance and so so petals compare not to the angel that owns methat one lovely creatureThat holds my heartin the palm of her oh so lovelyhand

Nepal Trek Info
The best way to experience Nepal’s unbeatable combination of natural beauty and cultural riches is to walk through them. The immense contrasts in altitudes and climates found here support an equally spectacular mix of lifestyles, vegetation types and wildlife. Trekking in the mountains of Nepal is more a cultural experience than a wilderness expedition. You will be passing through picturesque villages inhabited by diverse ethnic groups. You will see Chhetri farmers working in their fields and Tamang herders grazing their animals on the steep slopes. You will meet Gurkha soldiers home on leave and come across Sherpa yak drivers transporting goods over the high mountain passes. And always in the background, the icy pinnacles of the Himalaya loom over the scenery. Trekking in Nepal is an all season activity. It is possible at any time of the year depending on where one wishes to go. However, the most popular season are spring (February - May ) and autumn (September-November). Even d

A Letter To All My Grandparents
A letter to my grandparents hi guys , hows heaven we miss you here , the world seems so different without you , i hope your keeping each other company , is there tea or coffee up there otherwise i think my mum would start a riot .. i miss you guys most when i need advice .. advice that comes from living a along life filled with the wisedom you all learnt along the way .. if only there was a phone line to heaven , if only there was a way to ask you things to share things .. but it seems once your gone your gone forever .. and my heart still aches . i love you all so much , please take care of each other .. look out for your great granddaughter too... she cries for you sometimes .. it hurts to watch feeling so powerless , cause i cant bring you back not even for a moment .. one precious moments , beut i enocuragement her to dream , and we talk bout u all still , and youll always be in our hearts ...

The Day The Nation Stood Still
Do you remember where you were 9 years ago on this day? I bet you do. I bet nearly every American born before that day could tell you exactly where they were. For some the events of 9/11 touched far deeper then others. For those of us that did not directly lose a loved one, a family member, a close friend, we were all still touched on a deep primal level. Those images that flashed before our eyes on every media frequency available. The days of living the way we once did, ended at exactly 8.46 AM when Flight 11 was flown into the North Tower of the World Trade Center. It was 9.49 AM Central Time when I heard the news. I could go into grave detail of the feelings that overwhelmed me on this day but my personal feelings do not play a part in this. It was the feelings of all of the souls trapped in that tower, the feelings of this, Our Great United States of America, that matter. It is the thoughts of those people stuck and knowing they will DIE. And for what? What was going through these

The Hydaway Family
to the hydaway family. i know your out there and i allready bumped into a few of them. hopefully we can bs. like old times. even though i am not a member or even what i onces was, but i still haungeout in the old hydaway lounge keeping up with old times.

Can I Get This Filled Here?
I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. They have a little sign up that says "Please wait here to allow customer privacy" they actually have two signs. This dipshit walks up, complete with nasty stash, plaid shirt, and truckers cap, off to the side right up to the counter while someone is being waited on. I am glad the pharmacist called him out and told him to get back. Anyway, so they take care of the woman that is there, and he finally gets his turn. Now privacy be damned, because someone else called me up, but I could get the gist, he asked for two prescriptions, and guess what, one of them didn't exist. The other was a controlled substance (I suppose he got the Oxycontin for his wife *wink* *wink*) from a different pharmacy! Of course he didn't know where that pharmacy was, even though it is on the same freaking road, just a couple miles down. He couldn't understand the directions, and here I am waiting for the pharmacist to approve my order

Twilight Romance
In affection and love, two lovers lay, Shrouded by the dim twilight haze. Tiny fireflies flicker and play Around the two lovers in a daze. Enjoying the silence, For words are not needed; Their love they sense, Always it is heeded. Written by Danielle

My Submissive Test... Lol
You are 76% Submissive! Submissive and dominant personality traits are part of everyone's natural make-up. You may be very dominant in the workplace or in being the head of your family, and yet still be submissive when it comes to relationship or sexual matters. If you scored high you may want to look into BDSM as a healthy outlet for your need to serve and obey. If you scored very high it's likely you have already done so.If you scored very low you may want to take my test on dominance, and may have already explored BDSM as a healthy outlet for your need to control and direct others. You are 34% dominant! Dominance is a personality trait that all of us have to some degree. Some people are just happier when they are the ones in control and they enjoy knowing people are following their lead.Others enjoy being guided, and enjoy letting others take charge. In a sexual/relationship context Dominants love the power they get from having a partner trust them enough to submit t

New Job New Life
Monday, November, 22, 2010, I will start a new job, as tech support for Verizon Cable TV, Internet, and land line phone services, and even though I have been working on computers since I was fifteen years old, I am not feeling so good about this new job, for many reasons. . .1) It is a call center, and I have worked at a call center before and became so sick I was almost hospitalized.2) I have had enough of computer issues and people not listening to me about fixing the thing and keeping it from happening again.3) Most people at call centers smoke, and most of those smokers do not keep the area clean. I don't mind smokers, my grandma was a smoker, but she was a clean smoker and always put her buds in an ashtray or trash can.4) Starting a new job not knowing people scares me, more so in Utah because my mind works very differently then the people in this state, so making “friends” is kind of hard to do.I don't like change and it is hard for me to come by all thes

Career In Library And Information Science
Librarianship as a profession provides a variety of employment opportunities. Today there are a number of career prospects in Library and Information Science. The qualified professionals are employed in various libraries and information Centers. Trained library professionals can find opportunities for employment both as teacher and as a Librarian. In fact, it is possible to choose the kind of library to suit one’s interest and background. In Librarianship, designations could be Librarian, Documentation Officer, Assistant Librarian, Deputy Librarian, Scientist (Library Science/ Documentation), Library and Information Officer, Knowledge Manager/ Officer, Information Executive, Director/Head of Library Services, Information Officer, and Information Analyst In School, College, Universities; In Central Government Libraries. In the training centers of banks. In National Museum and Archives; In NGOs working in different areas. In R&D Centre like ICAR, CSIR, DRDO, ICSSR, ICHR, ICMR, ICF

Fucking Sheep
It amazes me how this site has so many people who kiss one another's asses. People talk shit about someone, yet they are "friends" on here. WHY? If you truly don't like someone, why in the hell would you add them? Popularity? To be nosy? Most of my "friends" here I have never talked to. Until recently I had a small handful of "friends" on here and I liked each and every one of them. That pretty much goes for my family only now. There are a few e-popular people on this site whom I have no use for. They are not on my list. I don't speak poorly about them to others, I just choose not to interact with them. *shrugs* I'm out of here for awhile. I'm going to concentrate on people in my offline life. I'm going to have Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Eve. Then I'm going to get my ass hitched on New Year's Day and live happily ever after. If anyone truly wants to find me, I am sure it won't be that difficult. *waves and smiles*

Poem: Heaven
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I Realized I Had The Game Wrong
i realized i had the game wrong. the question isn't "who do i want to be?" the question is "Who am I?" they try to reduce us to this crude matter...this flesh. enslave us...place the yoke upon our necks. and they've been doing a very good job of it. the world is upside down. which doesn't bother me so much as the fact that nobody knows it. doctors destroy health. universities destroy knowledge. lawyers destroy freedom. governments destroy justice. but still i smile. because i woke up. and i'm not the only one. this is the first time in history that we've ever had an alex jones or a jordan maxwell. are we teetering on the brink? insanity is a perfectly normal response to life in an insane world. i can not be angry with the insane. what good does it do to treat the symptom instead of the cause? i feel lucky to be able to see the sickness where it really is. and the best thing i can do to change it is to change myself...my actions...my reactions. to know myself. stop hiding behind thi

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I got this awesome man I have been crushn' on for 6 months, we used to talk everyday, every mornin it was the most wonderful experience in my whole life, to have someone that devoted but now sometimes we dont chat n he doesnt share much of his life with me, I know I'm moody n mushy but crap, should I just cut my losses n suck it up to experience or do I stay loyal n stay his lovin honeybuns? I thought when is enough, enough, n that answer is never if u love someone!!! What does my heart say? It hurts knowin what can happen, oh dear what should I do??

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People are like apples. I know I've made the comparison before, but it still stands true. Like apples, some people are sweet, some are sour and some are just plain rotten. I have had all of these kinds of people in my life at one time or another. You can usually spot the rotten ones right away, so you know what to stay away from. It's the ones that look sweet on the outside, or worse yet, are sweet at first, only to find out they are rotten on the inside, that are dangerous. These are the most hurtful kind. The ones you give your trust to, your friendship to and sometimes even your heart to. When the truth is revealed, and it always is, it can be heartbreaking. The most difficult thing about this situation, is to not allow yourself to let the bad apples ruin your feelings about ALL apples. Not all are bad or rotten. You just have to be patient, diligent and open to finding the good one. It only takes one good apple. Keep the bad apple from ruining the bunch? Don't min

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I have a friend that isnt normal... well i have a lot of friends that arent norma lol... anyway, this friend of mine is what some would call a transgender... they are in need of the operation to complete the process of changing from a man to a woman. I want to help them because i know it must suck to be one way but feel another. the friend is on this site if they wish to come forward with who they are they will do so themselves. some of you already know who i am talking about. anyway the suergery is roughly $8,000.00 and i want to start a fund-raiser to help fund their life changing experience. i dont know exactly how to go about doing so though... so if anyone would like to throw some ideas at me or would like to help let me know and we can figure out how to help make their wish come true happy holiday's all

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I'm only pretty sure that I can't take anymore Before you take a swing I wonder what are we fighting for When I say out loud I want to get out of this I wonder is there anything I'm going to miss I wonder how it's going to be When you don't know me How's it going to be When you're sure I'm not there How's it going to be When there's no one there to talk to Between you and me Cause I don't care How's it going to be, How's it going to be Where we used to laugh There's a shouting match Sharp as a thumbnail scratch A silence I can't ignore Like the hammock by the Doorway we spent time in, swings empty Don't see lightning like last fall When it was always about to hit me I wonder how's it going to be When it goes down How's it going to be When you're not around How's it going to be When you found out there was nothing Between you and me Cause I don't care How's it going to be And how's it going to be When you don't know me anymore And how's it going to be

Directions
Ever noticed how you can climb in a car with friends, or the friends climb into your car, and occasionally there is a discussion about "which way are we going". Nobody just jumps in a car and there is silence. There is that unwritten rule that you HAVE to talk about something. And one thing is which direction to get to desired destination. Freeway? Back road? The Boulavard with all the stop lights? YET.....if you were going there on your own...you NEVER have a problem getting there. You DONT even have to MUMM about it either!! So why is this always a topic of conversation?

Thank You
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Time Is Fair To The Fair
If I could understand more than I do that would be nice. Too nice, as a matter of fact. I don't remember so much that I wish I could. Like what happened to the pennies I saved?? Thirty dollars worth. Whatever happened to my tether ball after my dog died from breaking his back playing tether ball with me?? He was a cute puppy so I named him Snoopy. He grew up and my step father called him Horse. Guess it was because he was German Shepard and St. Bernard mix. Snoopy will be waiting for me in Heaven. As will my Dad, both my grandmas and grandpas, my child that died 6 weeks after conception in 1999. Time is slow but fast. Slow while I'm living then I look back and wonder where the hell did all the time go. It seems there was so much that I thought would last forever. Getting older use to take forever. Now its going too fast. The time in between meals is too fast. It too use to take FOREVER. So I don't eat evidently as much as I should. If I could still run I would. I would like to partak

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumpingthe length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Star

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Today when I woke at 8:A.M. I thought I was in a different home than my apartment. I thought for the first few minutes that I was in a home I lived in when I was a child. I was relieved when I reliazed I was in my apartment. The home I refer to was a dangerous house for me for that is where I was sexually, psychically, and mentally abused has a child by my brother and a next door nieghbor. Nightmares haunt me to this very day. RED

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Please don't go away, I need you to stay. I feel I have to say, I need you everyday. When I think of you, I know why I pursue. When I feel what your words do, I know we can live ultimately true. I have cried tears of joy, because with you I won't be a toy. You are a man who can't annoy, you hold the heart of a man & the drive of a boy. With you I would cross the line, you will remain free... you aren't mine. Unless you want to and that is very fine, the perfection of our dream it is a sign. Lets slowly enjoy life's wine, while we sit together and lovingly dine. In freedom from harm we can last as we sleep with no worry in our past. I love you more everyday I cast, gentle words carefully and never fast.

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If you would smile again at me I think I’d stay forever Just the same yet yesterday you left me Or was it really me that that way? I wish that I could tell you how I feel about us Without so much getting in the way But here and now I love you Here n now I care Here if you’ll listen I’d like to say… If you would say to smile Baby do believe me I would say “I do” till the very end of time! I just wish that I could make you believe me When I say I’d be there along away on down the line. Deep inside our situations Can’t we be free? To go our way again? I think I’d lose a part of me without you! A part of me may be already gone! But if you say you’ll smile at me forever I’ll wait forever for you, until the end of time! I’m here and now what’s there and then Is dead done and gone away Still here I am, Lost within myself Can’t we be again? Whatever future hold I

You Think You Know Her...
You think you know her. She tells you all the time you don't know her. So you listen she wears blue jeans with holes in the knees. You think you know her. She writes her stories of love about you. And you have no clue. You think you know her. When the sun comes up she's gone. You think you know her. She walked out of your life and you don't understand all you can say is your sorry. You think you know her. She lost her soul in the mindedness of your world. You think you know her. You lost the best thing you ever had. She knows who she is... cHristine... I'll miss you little one.. bY cHristine This goes out to William H. Kramer

Contest Is Over, See The Winners
You know I never thought the outcome would be as it is. The race really kicked in for 1st place and as you can see he won by only 25. Here are the winners: These were calculated by adding rates and comments together. 1st Place - TATTTITUDE - 1,827... 2nd Place - Uniquely Me - 1,802..That was very close there 3rd Place - Sweet Angel - 860 4th Place - Firefox - 519 Happy New Years Everyone.

Baby Jesus Is Missing
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures of the nativity set. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?" The little boy replied, "I got him from the church." "And why did you take him?" The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."

Nueva Generación Accesorios Para Smartphone Hd Hace La Vida Más Fácil
Las modernas tecnologías de altas han absorbido el mundo y nuestras mentes. ¿Puedes imaginar cómo será nuestra vida si no hay computadoras, máquinas automatizadas, y los teléfonos celulares en especial? Hoy en día los usuarios de teléfonos celulares requieren más flexibilidad en sus dispositivos y aún más opciones para diversos accesorios para teléfonos móviles que se aplican habitualmente para personalizar sus teléfonos celulares. De un montón de teléfonos celulares diversas, Smartphone Android HD ha revelado como uno de los líderes con respecto a la movilidad de teléfonos celulares y funcionalidad. Una gran cantidad de aplicaciones hechas a medida de teléfonos celulares, estuches, cargadores están surgiendo para hacer nuestras vidas más conveniente fácil. Betteries del teléfono celular y cargadoresProbablemente la vida de betteries teléfono celular es la preocupación más común para casi todos los usuarios de teléfonos celulares. Incluso si los fabricantes de teléfonos móviles han h

Poem #3
In the absence of light , there is only night. Cold chaotic winds echo in the silence of the abyss. The numb feeling of nothingness is a welcoming touch to the growing blackness within . Lost in a sea of shadows madness takes over . being alone is my damnation and my salvation. emptiness is all that remains. i am what all people fear i am that cold hand of death, i am the tingling feeling on the back of your neck , i am the eerie silence on a long dark path. my home is what you call hell. your nightmares are my dreams. for the shadows and the unknowing of what lurks within them is what most people truly are affriad of. DARKNESS IS FOREVER!!

Ctk6300in- A Keyboard That Delivers
I always wanted a casio that would be a shade apart from the rest. The CTK6300IN digital keyboard, however, turned out to be several shades different than the devices available in the market. Its perfect combination of creative and technical brilliance gives it an edge over other instruments. A professional digital keyboard that comes wrapped up in advanced new features like SD card slot, an equalizer, USB port is truly one of its kind. This unique musical experience is what I’d recommend to all musicians and amateurs. The musician in me is always looking for something new and different, a music piece that screams of innovation and excellence. I could see the same excellence and innovative streak in this casio keyboard that comes with modern features for modern musicians. This is a casio that will never fail to impress you with its delightful features and a strong sound quality. It is a fun machine that would be of immense help to both young and established musicians who are l

Suspenders
One day, in a small town in the middle of no-where, a redneck wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders was pumping gas into his pinto at the local gas station. To his surprise, a rich man in a Ferrari pulled up next to him to pump gas into his $600,000 car. As the rich man was pumping gas he looked over at the bewildered redneck. Noticing the admiration on his face the rich man asked, in a cocky tone, "what, you wanna race farm boy?" Not one to back down to a challenge the redneck replied in a defiant tone "I sure do city boy!" Shortly after that, the two men had there cars lined up on a super long stretch of straight road. The two men were standing in between the two cars discussing how to insure a fair start. They finally concluded that the rich man would hold up 3 fingers and do a count down. When the last finger dropped they would go for it. So the rich man opened his door and stepped into his car, then the redneck walked around to the door of his car and climbed in. The r

A Pledge To My Submissive
A Pledge To My Submissive Author: TautLine I stand in front of you, My eyes, full of compassion and care, looking down on your kneeling form. you have offered yourself to Me, your mind, your body, your emotions, and your soul, and for those I pledge you this. I shall cherish you not only as My submissive, but as the love you are, warm, intelligent, caring, and sensitive. I shall never intentionally harm you, and although I know, I am not perfect, I shall try to act wisely in all things. If I err, I shall rectify My error and I shall apologize to you. I shall continually strive to guide you and teach you to help you and support you, as you make the difficult decisions, which precede growth. I will be patient, as you grow, knowing that all things take time and change often does not come easily. But even in My patience, I shall continually push you forward and not allow you to fall backwards. If in anything you do fall, I shall be there t

Oh Really????
every story that you get caught in begins, "and what happen was". You need to begin with the truth. stop telling me lies.. are you trying to impress me? i hope not! I have know you since i was still pissing in my pants... and believe me, that was 23 almost 24 years ago. What are you trying to prove? Do you know how many STD's are going around? Yet, you still are sleeping around with men that you know have been around. Didn't your mama teach you better than that? you don't wanna come home with something that Clorox can't wash off. With every man you say , "Oh God, Brandi, he is different!!! I think he is the one" But tell me this , how many damned men can be the one?

Falling
CAN YOU HEAR IT IN THE AIR? THE WHISPER OF MY HEART AS IT CALLS OUT TO YOU THE SOUND OF THE WAY MY BREATH HITS YOUR CHEEK? THE GENTLE WAY I CARESS YOUR FACE AND LOOK INTO YOUR EYES CAN YOU SEE IT? CAN YOU SEE WHAT IS WITHIN MY HEART MY SOUL THE REALNESS OF THE MOMENT ? THE REALNESS OF ME? THE ENERGY OF THE HEAT BETWEEN US? THERE IT IS..ITS IN THE AIR THE AIR WE BREATH AS OUR BODYS BECOME ONE THE PASSION, THE LONGING TO MEET YOU AT YOUR HIGHEST POINT. TO FALL WITH YOU AS IF WE ARE SNOWFLAKES FLUTTERING TO THE GROUND IN A WHITE ABYSS OF BEAUTY..... BY, SAMANTHA

CANADIAN HEROES From the first gas attack to the last fallen bomb, only the worlds finest stood their ground without fear…The Canadian soldiers. These men and women were truly heroes…Canadian Heroes! From the trenches of Europe to the Jungles of Vietnam, there were men and women with the determination and courage to face any enemy. These were our Canadian Heroes! From the frontlines versus the evil of Nazism to the Peacekeeping of Somalia there will always be …Canadian Heroes! Nov. 9/93 Jason A. M.

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The Twelve Days of Christmasfor icey_tears:Day #Who?What they got you1stThe Marquis de Sade's sex drive2nda dildo3rdA reverse strip tease4tha full-body condom5tha strap-on6thThe Marquis de Sade's sex drive7tha keg of lube8thA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends9thA prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number10tha gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline11thmost of a dead hooker12thA tape of you showering which they filmed wit

Wussup People.
This is ya boy DJ AM reppin the 19102, just sayin wussup to all my peeps out there and hope ya'll will keep supportin me in my musical career. Just in case you don't know me, I am the male friend of Nicole Ritchie and the dopest DJ out there. So Holla at ya boy. ONE.

Why?
Why, Why, Why ? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Wh

Surrender©
I await in my room. The room has been made dark and cool. The only sound is the quiet hum of the air conditioner. I have commanded,will she obey? Even with being in control,my breath quickens when I hear the light rapping on the door. I open the door, revealing the woman that has hunted my dreams and inflamed my passion. I allow her into my world. She is now my prey. I breathe her in as she slowly passes into our playroom beyond. My eyes are not slow to react,and ravage her curves as she glides to a stop in the middle of the room. As earlier informed, she was to wear simple,yet accessible clothing. There is to be no eye contact. I slowly walk up behind her,having yet to make eye contact. She quivers slightly as I close in,getting ever closer. Feeling my body heat right behind her,she anticipates the first of what she knows will be many touches. Again I breathe her in,capturing her scent. I slowly remove the hair from her shoulders,to reveal a small decoration,a butterfly. The perfect p

A Friend
A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains thing you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality

I Believe...(poem/prose)
I believe I have or will obtain all the things i need in my life, though not all the things I want. I believe there is one true love/soulmate for every person, though they may not be what I imagined them to be. I believe there is good in everyone, though sometimes you have to look deep inside the person to catch a glimpse of it.(and that's if they allow you to) I believe in myself, though I have trouble seeing myself in a positive light. As long as I believe in something, I will always carry hope, and there's a chance I can spread it to others. I believe in you...Do you? 10/10/2006 - Rambling Catz