Fubar Blog Posts 3

Strawberry Compote Crepes
Ingredients: 1 cup sliced strawberries 2 kiwi fruit, peeled and sliced 1 navel orange, halved, peeled and sectioned 1 cherimoya, peeled, seeded, and chunked or 1 cup pineapple chunks 1/2 cup red or green seedless grapes, halved 3 Tbsp Grand Marnier or Triple Sec (orange) liqueur 4 crepes at room temperature 4 Tbsp light frozen nondairy whipped topping, thawed - fresh starfruit slices or mint for garnish Servings: 4 Nutritional analysis per serving: calories: 301 grams of fat: 3 mg. cholesterol: 41 g. fiber: 7 mg. sodium: 120 % calories from fat: 11 Instructions: In bowl, toss together fruit; spoon Grand Marnier over. Chill for up to several hours. To serve, divide fruit among 4 crepes; fold crepes over fruit. Top each crepe with 1 Tbsp whipped topping.

Spinach And Pimento Omelet
Ingredients: 1 box (10-ozs) frozen spinach, thawed & dry 1 cup chopped pimentos 1 tsp dried thyme 1/4 cup chopped scallions 1 tsp olive oil 2 Tbsp shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese 2 cups fat-free egg substitute 2 Tbsp margarine 1/2 cup diced tomatoes Servings: 4 Nutritional analysis per serving: calories: 122 grams of fat: 3.8 mg. cholesterol: 2 g. fiber: 1.8 mg. sodium: 246 % calories from fat: 13 Instructions: Chop spinach; place in medium bowl and add the pimentos and thyme. In a large non-stick frying pan over medium heat, saute the scallions in the oil until soft, about 5 minutes. Add the spinach mixture and warm through. Return to the bowl, add the mozzarella, and set aside. In another medium bowl, whisk together the eggs and water. Place the frying pan over medium-high heat and let stand for about 2 minutes. Add 1 tsp margarine and swirl the pan to distribute it. Add half of the eggs. Lift and rotate the pan so that the eggs are evenly distributed. As the e

Abk
why iz sum of my fam hatin on ABK for leavin the label. The label doesnt make u a juggalo so wtf stop hatin on ABK 4 leavin! We iz part of this fam 4 life! ABK stated that he left cuz he had no control over his music or his name. He said that he looked at his contract and sum fuckin excutive had control over his shit that shit aint rite and they was seelin his shit without his promission! So i think ABK did the rite thing shoot if sum one wuz fuckin wit my shit i would bounce too! MMFCL4L TO ALL WHO READ THIS!!!

New York Cheesecake
Original recipe yield: 1 - 9 inch springform pan PREP TIME 30 Min COOK TIME 1 Hr READY IN 7 Hrs 30 Min INGREDIENTS * 15 graham crackers, crushed * 2 tablespoons butter, melted * * 4 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese * 1 1/2 cups white sugar * 3/4 cup milk * 4 eggs * 1 cup sour cream * 1 tablespoon vanilla extract * 1/4 cup all-purpose flour DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9 inch springform pan. 2. In a medium bowl, mix graham cracker crumbs with melted butter. Press onto bottom of springform pan. 3. In a large bowl, mix cream cheese with sugar until smooth. Blend in milk, and then mix in the eggs one at a time, mixing just enough to incorporate. Mix in sour cream, vanilla and flour until smooth. Pour filling into prepared crust. 4. Bake in preheated oven for 1 hour. Turn the oven off, and let cake cool in oven with the door closed for 5 to 6 hours; this prevents cracki

Stolen From Kt
The following rules are my new rules of LC! 1. If u dont have a pic i will not add u (u will be removed when this is done) 2. I dont add people for points, i find somethign interesting about you. 3. I only add Military people due to me missing it. NOT BECAUSE I AM A TRI CARE WHORE!!!! 4. I am against all anti- military, Tricare whores and more or less anyone that may call in those catagories(sp?) 5. I FLIRT.... That is it FLIRT get it right. 6. I am married. 7. I do not cyber or let people see my "private pic" for no reason other that i talk to u alot and OFFER!!! (some may ask and i MAY let. But only very few!!!!) 8. I do not like fakes, liars, cheaters, whore, fat whores, or man whores! 9. I belive that all woman are beautiful whether fat skinny black white gay straight baptist or mormon! but i do obtain the right to not like u becasue of ur inside person!!!! 10. I HAVE THE RIGHT to refuse anyone an add on my friends or family members I have the RESPONSIBLITY to be upfront

Are You Real Friend Or Fake
""FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM=) FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn .. we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fakE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. rEAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your

Slavery And Such.
Slavery is cool. There. I said it. Not for the slaves, duh. But for the ones who own them. How many times have you gotten up in the morning to find your house completely buried under rotten pumpkins? Or discovered a dead family of badgers in your toilet? Those things suck. But not if you own a slave. Slaves will clean them up. And if they don't you can trade them for jelly beans. Yeah, now try and argue against slavery with me. you can't do it in the face of my blinding logic. We will use the French as slaves this time around. Like they're going to resist us.

Tag I'm It
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. Hating Dustin for making me play will be my very first new habit. 2. I play video games way too much. 3. I work out at the gym 3 times a week. This is a new habit. 4. I'm a chat-whore. 5. I like to surf all the LC profiles when there isn't anything else to do checking out all the smut people post of themselves. Interesting what you find sometimes. 6. Lastly, but not least... another new habit of mine has been to talk to Jen as much as possible.

Please
Touch me, deliver me from my flesh. Taste of me and feed me that desire. That you have been so coldly kept. Make me into your form, bend me and reshape. lay me before your hungry eyes, and all my lust is yours to take. I want only your mouth hot against my skin the feel of your touch, and this is how it begins. I bend to your will, and want only to please. so I kiss you slowly, as I fall to my knees. Let me taste you, and know you with blind eyes, to show you the want of my body, and love hidden deep inside. Bend me, lay me, Anything you want. Press me against the table, hold me against your front. Whatever you desire, I give it with open arms. and kiss away the nightmares. and seek solice from the charms. You are my magic, kept secret in this night, and till we both lay broken, given up of lovers fight. I want to be spent, and given totally to you. and in the morning to church, we'll be forgiven for what we do.

Meow!!
Ok everyone alert the media stop whatever you are doing and hold on to your seats because I actually had a good day at work!!!! Now rude customers, no running around like a chicken with my head cut off.....even though it was like cold and rainy all day and I had to get out in it like 3 times but, thats ok because today was a good one....I talked to my manager about a possiblity of a promotion at another store and he begged me to stay and he said that I after I was there a year he would make me a trainer which means an increase in pay...but, means I have to put up with newbies...but, it would be worth it....Now, if I can just hold Chris to it....Im up for employee of the month again since I've started its been head to head between me and another girl I work with...which I dont think she should be in the running because shes sorta management but, you know.....So really should I try the management position when they will probably say you dont enough experience or go for the trainer postio

Level Me Up
If you are willing to help me out with my leveling up I will help you... Add me, rate my pics, and fan me and I will return the favor back to you all and you will not be sorry!! I am a great person always up for making new friends....So come on over and help me out!!! GOD BLESS AND STAY SAFE CRYSTAL

Random Thoughts Of A 6:30am Mind...
So been a little depressed due to the weather. May lose our power but not if the great assassin of many skills asleep on the couch has anything to say about it. Been nostalgic most of the day...that 3 month period where I was an alcoholic wasn't that bad I guess...I got good memories out of it...semi-good...been wanting to write poetry and can spout it off in my head but my heart won't let me type it. Mostly cause I'm not trying to be "that guy" anymore. Been thinking alot of someone...it still hurts every once in awhile but I'm getting better. Think I may finally have the back cover for the first book if any of you still care about that. I wouldn't blame you if you didn't, its been so long I've almost lost interest. Anyway that's my random thoughts for the day. hope you enjoyed...

Power Of A Kiss
Our Lips gently touched mine like the soft wings of a butter fly Warm mid day breezes massaged our sweet soft skin as we lay in the engulfing green grass..staring at the non day sun..our inner children happy and free Our souls blended, together as one against the world... Our bodies tingle uncontrollably as we kiss gentle yet seductively Our eyes burning with desire Our tongues gently play like care free children innocent yet not We embrace and I pledge my undying Love and devotion.. Reach for me baby..distance is just a number and I am always next to your heart

Irish Joke
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come

Which One Do U Prefer More?
lollipops or gum? gum america or britain?america strawberries or bananas? strawberries spiderman or batman? both rocks or stones? rocks may or october? october 17 or 92? 88 scared or humiliated? scared bunny or rabbit? bunny tan or burgandy? burgandy tropical or temperate? tropical rabid dog or rabid raccoon? rabid dog vamps or werewolves? vamps insomniac or nocturnal? insomniac have you ever... jumped off a house? no swam in freezing ice water? ya been attacked? no been made fun of? ya cried for no reason? ya been out of the country? no thought about death? ya gotten seriously injured? ya gotten bit by someone? ya heehe screamed bloody murder? ya been to a concert? ya eaten snow? ya killed anyone? im a vampire =) hurt somone psychially? ya made someone cry? ya played with matches? ya been on a plane? no been to jail? no laughed so hard it hurt? ya read a book? ya

Relationships
Name Four Things That You Wish You Had: money,own place,successful,loved Name Four Scents You Love: vanilla,cherry,strawberry,melon and cucumber Name Four Things You Did Today: umm work work work and work What is your current relationship status? taken What is your sexual orientation? none ya business =) What sort of people do you like, as far as what their interests are in life? really sweet and honest people What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? cute smile i dont really care about looks What kind of fashion-sense attracts you? casual and neat What kind of hair style do you find attractive on a potential mate? shaved,or in a hair do What is the usual age range you look at? 18-23 What traits turn you off? rude,not loyal and possessive Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? i fall to quickly lol Are you afraid to ask people out on dates? ya If you're single righ

Where My Sugga Daddy At? Lol
REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF: NOW Is your hair up?: down Is your phone right beside you?:ya Do you have a bf/ gf?: ya Do you wish you were somewhere else?: ya Do you have plans for tonight?: ya sleep Are you wearing makeup?: ya Are you wearing chapstick?: ya Are you cold?: ya Are you tired?: ya Are you excited?: ya Are you watching t.v.?: ya Are you wearing pajamas?: ya Who's the last person you IMed?: byron Who's the last person that called you? byron PAST Anything you regret? too many Ever lied?: ya Ever stuck gum under a desk?: ya Ever spit at someone? ya Ever kick something living?: ya Ever had your nails done?: ya Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?: ya REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF: LAST WEEK Had any plans last week?: ya Who did you see most last week?: byron Was last week interesting? ya TODAY Have you cussed?: ya Have you yelled at someone? ya Have you gotten mad at someone? ya Have you cried? no Have you call

My Country's National Anthem
Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi, Gwlad beirdd a chantorion, enwogion o fri; Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mâd, Tros ryddid gollasant eu gwaed. Chorus Gwlad, Gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad. Tra môr yn fur i'r bur hoff bau O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau. (Translation) The Land Of My Fathers The land of my fathers, the land of my choice, The land in which poets and minstrels rejoice; The land whose stern warriors were true to the core, While bleeding for freedom of yore. Wales! Wales! fav'rite land of Wales! While sea her wall, may naught befall To mar the old language of Wales.

Sting Of Passion
Sting of Passion Lover tying me down Her teasing talents buidling volcanos of raw passion Her usual strategy However as the sun creeped over the horizon Into our bedroom window Today was Different I would soon discover Already handcuffed to the fourposts of our bed tremblign wiht anticipation My body already rock hard with desire What came next would forever change us both She came from our bathroom Great Leather Queen, Goddess she had become Her suaul seductive stare Now came with a deep gleam of raw passion and power A small sense of fear mingled wiht my growing astonishment and desire Accompanied by a riding crop and cat of nine tails Lover approached me, ready to unleash her wrath Today the hunter became the Hunted Today there would be no escape her prowess and desire was not to be denied eyes locked on mine Snapping her riding crop Against my thighs "You have been a very bad Boy Mama wants retribution NOW" Stining my ass wiht he

Closing My Eyes
Closing my eyes When i close my eyes at night i feel my soulmate with me her head resting on my chest, My arms wraped around her running my fingers through her hair, I listen to hear breath every breath differant, As she breaths i feel her warm breath drift slowly drift over my chest, I feel hear heart beating in a steady rythem in time with my own as she snuggles into me. Her arm draped over me as we lay there, And the softness of her lips as she kisses me softly, her hair and skin softer than any silk, To know she is there and safe knowing she is happy and loved, And in the morning to wake up knowing she is there to tell her i love her, To kiss her and to see her smile ,A smile so big and bright that it out shines the sun. But when i open my eyes there is nothing...

Camping Trip
Camping Trip by evil_in_the_flesh © I tossed and turned and couldn't fall back to sleep. My gorgeous friend Holly and I were on a camping trip. Out of nowhere, Holly's boyfriend Rick showed up and now it was the three of us. Holly send most of her time making out with her boyfriend, while I tried to enjoy the sights and sounds of mother nature. It got dark and cold quick and before you knew it, Holly, her boyfriend, and myself, were all sleeping under the same tent. Holly and I figured, we would share the same tent and we didn't expect her boyfriend to arrive unannounced. That's when things in the tent started to heat up. While I'm lying here with my headphones on, I could still hear Holly moaning and crying, as her boyfriend Rick fucked her right beside me. They were covered by a sleeping bag and only their bare feet were showing at the end of the sleeping bag, rubbing and sliding over each other. I could make out easily from the dent in the tent that Rick was on top

Tagged
THE RULES: List 6 INTRESTING things (or Habits) about yourself, then pick 6 of your friends to "tag"(tag a person by leaving them a comment saying something along the lines of "ur it check out the blog 4 more". Then those 6 friends must repeat the cycle..... 1. I know All The Words to "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights" 2. I Once almost kissed a goat 3. I am very particular about my socks matching perfectly 4. I Do All The Cooking in Our House 5. I started College my Junior year of High School 6. I like my Bald Eagle My 6 Picks Eh ♥ Manda Toadleystoned NativeChica Herwkdgm LIL horny College girl

Friedman's To Change Business Practices To Settle Suit
Friedman's to change business practices to settle suit Wednesday, October 18, 2006 By Mike Copeland Tribune-Herald business editor Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott and Friedman’s Jewelers have agreed on a settlement to Abbott’s legal action against the chain. Abbott had accused Friedman’s of deceptive sales practices. A spokesman for Friedman’s, meanwhile, said the activities in question took place before Friedman’s filed for bankruptcy protection in 2005 and emerged with a new management team. Friedman’s has 40 locations in Texas, including one at Waco’s Richland Mall. “We’re happy to put that part of Friedman’s past behind us,” said Steve Moore, Friedman’s chief administrative officer, speaking by phone. “We went through bankruptcy and have been cleaning up things like this.” The judgment filed Tuesday in Travis County district court forces Friedman’s to change some of its business practices in Texas, according to Abbott’s office. Specifically, it must pro

7 Funeral Home Directors Plead Guilty To Selling Body Parts
7 Funeral Home Directors Plead Guilty to Selling Body Parts Wednesday, October 18, 2006 NEW YORK — Seven funeral home directors linked to a scheme to plunder corpses and sell the body parts for transplants have secretly pleaded guilty to undisclosed charges, prosecutors announced Wednesday. Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes also announced that a grand jury had voted to bring a new indictment in the case that adds allegations involving funeral homes in New York City and Rochester. "It is clear that many more funeral home directors were involved in this enterprise," Hynes said. The seven unidentified directors all agreed to cooperate in an ongoing investigation into what investigators describe as an enterprise to steal bone and tissue from cadavers and sell the material to biomedical supply companies for profit, Hynes said. All seven entered their pleas in closed courtrooms and their names were withheld. However, defense attorneys said one of th

The Playground...a Dog-eat-dog World....
** DISCLAIMER ** The following is a mediocre and highly uninteresting recounting of a mediocre and highly uninteresting day...nothing more. I'm sitting along the outline of the playground, watching my son run up and down the jungle-gym; my heart catching in my throat every time he runs by the space where there are no bars to keep him from falling. Unable to control my fear any longer I run after him and tell him that if he goes by it again, "We're going home". This does the trick. He still goes by the spot but I can see that he's being careful so I relax. It's a beautiful summer evening, the sun has just begun to set, the temperature is perfect; the park is lively. But suddenly..."OOOHHH, DON EVEN TRY DAT SHIT NIGGA!! UNLESS YOU WANNA GET SLAPPED THE FUCK UP!! I WILL SLAP YOU DA FUCK UP!!" The sweet sounds of summer are shattered. My good friend's voice runs quickly through my head, "charming". I cast a glance to my left out of some sordid desire to see the source of the ou

Jc Chasez
Jc Chasez's new Single Is AWESOME "Until Yesterday" is the name of Jc's new single you can listen to it one of four places!!! www.jcchasez.net - his official website www.myspace.com/jcchasez - his official myspace www.myspace.com/jcchasezfansite -my fansite on Myspace www.shakitjc.org - a friend of mine's web fansite now the song is starting to be in rotation.. so what I need all of you JC Fans to do... is check out my fansite on MySpace and check out the blog RADIO STATIONS... and start emailing, calling, faxing in your "Until Yesterday" requests!! ~CHRIS~

Peek Info About Me
http://www.naughtypoll.com" style="color:3F0844;">NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you? over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation? Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex? Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had? 5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style? Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style? Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex? Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position? Girl on top, I like to be in control 10. How often do you masturbate? Maybe once a month 11. Have you ever kissed a girl? Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn? Yes, of course. Who hasn't?

Something I Can No Longer Hold In...
I am IN love with a girl. Regaurdless of wether or not she is in love with me is not an issue for my heart pines for her, my soul weeps for her and my every waking thought is her. I try to be strong and keep a stiff upper lip but on the inside I'm hurting. I can't simply let it go. If she reads this I'm sure she would not be happy but I have to get it out. Its not gonna change out friendship because she is a wonderful wonderful friend but at the same time my love for her is not gonna change at all either. Right now I'm a man torn and I'll have to get used to living this soulfilled duality. The more I push her outta my mind the more she buries herself in my heart...I'm not strong enough to keep you out...

The Shadows Of Darkness
As I lie here beneath the shadows of darkness I ask myself why why cause my life seems to be at a dead end Surrounded by hate and misery I feel as tho the end of the road is upon me and even nearer then before As I walk down this dreaded road I ask myself... Will it ever go away? This point in time I dont think it will That burning desire in me burns like a fire that rages out of control A fire that burns on forever As the devil takes my hand and walks me closer to that dead end path I quickly snap and wonder what is goin on here The devil turns to me and says Lanita your at the end of the road and it is now time to lie beneath the shadows of darkness As I stand on this dead end path, I shed a tear My tears are quickly absorbed by the intense heat of the walls of hell As I close my eyes I see a shallow grave of in the valley of distance Friends family and so forth are there to say their final goodbyes As their eyes fill with tears some of sadness pain sorrow and even s

You Have Been Tagged
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I'm shy when i first meet ppl face to face even if i have known them online for ages 2. I aint afraid of spiders, but dont like the feel of thier legs on my skin 3. Everything gets me horny 4. I love reading while i take a dump, helps relax the bowel muscles ya see 5. Ever since i was homeless, i prefer sleeping on a hard floor as apose to a comfy bed 6. I love to question johovaswitness's when they knock on my door, they usually leave in a raging temper lol I AM TAGGING: KIMOFO CASTIRONBITCH JENNY NEMO THDEMONCHILD TOMPARIS

I Hate Small Town Bullshit
Okay, get this shit... i got fired from the police department on tuesday for checking my email. i tried to do anything but get on the damn computer but reading makes me sleepy and television turns my brain to mush. it's mostly cause last saturday i spent alot of time online but my officer (read the ONLY one on duty) was sitting next to me watching the goddamn sooner's game. i mean it's not like there was anything going on and i wasn't looking at porn. god i can't wait to get out of this town... so because of that shit i'll be moving to newport news, va alot sooner than i originally planned. my mother is seething mad and keeps lecturing me on how immature and selfish i'm being by leaving. she's really only angry cause i'm taking her grandbaby away, she even said that if it was just me she wouldn't care if i left. well fuck her, i can't live here. and i can't get a decent job here either. I HATE SMALL FUCKING TOWNS!!!!

I Will Not Follow You
I will not ask you to follow me, I want your love, respect, your will free, Where we go I liked t be together, hand in hand and side by side forever, but I will not follow you, nor you me, Let our love grow true and free. You are not my love slave, I ask not that you obey and do as I say. I will show my love every day, I travel with you in every direction and way. but I will not follow you,nor you me, Let our love grow true and free. Each day may love for you grows, My hand in your hand and the heart knows. We are together in life to share, through good times and those hard to bare. But I will not follow you, nor you me, Let our love grow true and free. Life has taught all so much, That it's not what grab but what we touch. That is why honey I know, with you I grow We have touched each others hearts and soul. We choose not follow, or to be lead, But be together in heart, soul, and head.

This One Time...
This one time I totally bought a vacuum. True story. It's a Dyson. If you come over I'll suck on your neck until it turns red. Like a giant hicky. And then your dad will be all angry that you are a complete slut but secretly we will laugh and laugh that is was a vacuum... ok, this story is getting retarded.

Laugh Now Cry Later
~This or That~ by lazylizards63Hugs or Kisses: bothCoke or Pepsi: cokeSims or Myspace: myspaceChocolate or Gum: bothFriends or Family: familyQuad or Bike: quadCats or Dogs: bothLove or Money: loveSummer or Winter: winterHot Tea or Iced Tea: iced teaMilk or Water: waterChocolate, Vanilla, or Strawberry: chocolateMcDonalds or Burger King: in n outFast Food or Resteraunt: resturantMovies or Reading: moviesBeach or Lake: beachSleeping or Eating: sleepingCamping at a campground or Camping in your own backyard: campgroundGreen apples or Red apples: greenCookies or Cake: cookiesTalking or Listen to someone talk: bothFarting or Smelling it: ew lol ummmm farting lolTake this survey | Find surveysPimp My Profile

Gone Gone Gone
every day it's the same... i wake to find i didn't sleep. i didn't sleep, because my mind won't shut up. i scream inside for peace and quiet that never comes. for just a moments respite. i think that is all i do... i think of the friends i haven't seen in years, i think of my kids and how i can keep them safe for just a little while longer. i rage at the things that have been done to innocents, i weep for the things i have lost. i hate my dreams anymore they are forever sliding down the dark side of life, hah that is if i even dream at all. i just want to rest my mind, to have it quiet again... to not have so many things to think about or do, and just a little time to do nothing at all... the electricity moves through me constantly, just can't seem to rest. when will it slow down? does it? gone... gone... gone...

A
"Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber." - Ad in Arizona Republic "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm "FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US$650." - Ad in Jakarta Post, should have read Condo "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer "How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer "During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails." - AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

My Feelings Through My Own Eyes
every day i read about victims of violent crime and people who serve our country dying i read about those who fight to protect our freedom and then i read about those children who get abused badly its a cruel sad world we live in today the abuse doled out to our children is disgusting and cruel not to mention unethical and harsh sure as a child i took my share of whippings but compared to now those were mild too many children have been abused to death and it sickens me any person who abuses a child needs a lobotomy you have to disipline ur child but where do you draw the line? too often i see abusive men hurting their woman and it bothers me i used to be that way but i grew out of that stage any man who beats on a woman is only half a man and needs a reality check now as for our men and women serving our country proud....i salute them even though i don't agree with us fighting a war with iraq i do support our troops we've lost a lot of men and women overseas but i wil

Just Survey Stuff
1) Do you talk in your sleep? Sometimes yes 2.) Ocean or pool? OCEAN 3) What's your favorite song at the moment? I don't really have just one 4) Current Crush? Scouts 5.) what's your favorite color(s)? Blues mostly, earth tones and classic black 6) If you won the lottery, what would you do first? get out of debt! 7) Ever met anyone famous? Yes Keifer Sutherland and some from bands 8) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life? I'm working on it! 9) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I don't like spaghetti 10) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Oprah 11) Basketball or football? Niether 12) How long do your showers last? depends on how much time I've got 13) Do you know how to drive stick? yep, that's what I learned to drive on 14) Cake or ice cream? Ice cream 15) Are you self-concious? Not normally no 16) Have you ever given money to a bum? yeah, sure have 17) Where do you wish you were? Someplace warm and sandy

First Blog.
Well I just did a massive friends cut. Out of 43 people I believe I have 10 left. I only cut due to people who don't talk to me, so really it was nothing personal. I just don't want to have hundreds on my list for no reason. The people who I left, that I don't talk with, are people I'd like to talk to. If that makes sense. I am not really much for writing blogs or doing anything with these sites to be honest. I've been pretty busy with work and school. I found a new addiction and it's name is World of Warcraft. I was afraid to play it because I heard it was so addictive but of course I played it, and now i'm hooked. I have played over 60 hours in just under 2 weeks. Oh well, it takes my mind off of things. I am open to new suggestions to clear my mind though, lol. So if you have any let me know. Yeah just wanted to post about the friends cut and I got off track. Also there may be some new pictures of me soon. Keyword : may.

Crazyyyy
it has only been two nights since we "made up" and the two nights apart is killing me I know I know we have to take it slow But it is so damn hard to not rip his fucking clothes off in the middle of Walmart or at the resturant or bar or truck parking lot driveway his work ::deep sigh:: but patience all good things come with patience I really just want to sleep in his arms then I could finally get a good nights rest since I havent been in the last 2 1/2 months Thats is the real trophy. reward, whatever the sex is just a perk love, love, love, love ,love, love

The Woman Whispered
The woman whispered, "Goddess, speak to me" And a meadowlark sang. But the woman did not hear. So the woman yelled "Goddess, speak to me" And the thunder & lightning rolled across the sky. But the woman did not listen. The woman looked around and said, "Goddess, let me see you." And a star shined brightly. But the woman did not see. And, the woman shouted, "Goddess, show me a miracle" And a life was born. But the woman did not notice. So, the woman cried out in despair, "Touch me, Goddess, and let me know you are here" Whereupon, Goddess reached down and touched the woman. But the woman brushed the butterfly away and walked on. I found this to be a great reminder that Goddess is always around us in the little and simple things that we take for granted. .even in our electronic age . . . so I would like to add one more: The woman cried "Goddess, I need your help" . . . and an e-mail arrived reaching out with good news and encouragement. But the woman deleted

One Step At A Time...
-Love-You-Love-Me- i really wanna quit, i just dont know if i can, exspecaly on my own, i need help, from some one that i know will keep me on the right track. yet i dont want any one to feel like they have to be involved with this.. i dont want them to fell oblagated or like they have to just because they feel bad for me.. and on top of all that; i dont know even now, what one to get rid of 1st or just to say good bye to them both at 1st... im scared, cuz i know what happens.. i have stoped a while back.. and why i started back up.. your guess is as good as mine. i guess its like everything else you have to fall farther behind b4 you can go farther.. but i worked so hard to get here... yes there are reasons that i want to do this.. one is that i know "he" is right.. but another is that i know it is not cool, and i could get hurt even more.. or worse yet.. hurt someone i love more than i already have. i know that this is alot of work.. and i believe that i am now read

Child Abuse
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He tak

Quotes Of The Day For 10/23 - Change & Growth
"It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power." Alan Cohen "We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in one realm, childish in another. The past, present, and future mingle and pull us backward, forward, or fix us in the present. We are made up of layers, cells, constellations." Anais Nin "The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become." Charles Dubois "We know what we are, but know not what we may be." William Shakepeare

Burning
deep in the night we wake in each other's embrace kissing so deep slowly i kiss your neck taking some flesh into my mouth moving my way down kissing as i go reaching your breasts kissing them fully seeing you breath with desire pleasing you with my kisses i move further down tasting you with every kiss sliding down your body reaching your upper thighs kissing you deeply tasting your hot desire hearing you moan with pleasure as my kisses an tongue seek you out your hands wrapped themselve into my hair demanding more from me tasting such sweetness from you wanting you to be fullfilled finally we reach the point your legs wrapped around me moaning so loud is this what heaven could be

What Kind Of Monster Am I
You are a vampire! You are suave and seductive. Eternal life is yours and you never tire of coming up with crazy ways of amusing yourself and others. Sometimes, however, your taste for blood comes in the way of friendships as you are constantly turning your friends into vampires. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Mediterranean Rub
Bring a touch of the Mediterranean to your dinner table. Try on a pork roast or even on pork tenderloins Ingredients: Zest of 2 lemons 1/3 cup thinly sliced garlic cloves 1/3 cup fresh rosemary 1/4 cup fresh sage leaves 1/4 cup coarsely ground black pepper 1 tablespoon salt Instructions: Place all ingredients in the bowl of a food processor and process until garlic, herbs and lemon zest are chopped finely and ingredients are thoroughly combined. Store covered in refrigerator. Makes about 1 cup, enough for 2 pork roasts. Nutritional Information: Calories: 10 Fat: 0 grams Cholesterol: 0 millirams Carbohydrates: 2 grams Protein: 0 grams Sodium: 440 milligrams Saturated Fat: 0 grams

Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

A Smile For You
Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him. I thought about that smile then I realized its true worth, A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth. So, if you feel a smile being, don't leave it undetected Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected.

Weekend
So this weekend is my big weekend..busy as hell! I'll start with Thursday since for me thats when this weekend starts. After work, it will be the "usual." The whole group gets together at the poolhall shoots a few games, enjoys some music and then hits the Steer to eat and mess around with anyone else there. Creamer fights are the greatest. After all the fun and games there, it will be time to just crash and ready myself for the next day, one that I thought I would never live to see...one of my best friends from all the way back to grade school is getting married! How the hell did that happen?!?! So, yeah, I get to get all dressed up and snazzy looking, which means new pics for here, and celebrate with him..not to mention make sure his cold feet stay In the church..i'm on door duty. After that, the reception should be quite "lively" with a nice after party at the hotel as well for the wedding party and close friends. When we all finally wake up and recover enough to move on Satu

Yo
Just lettin ya'll know tha reason I haven't been on LC as much. I work from 11-8 durin most weekdays and weekends with only 2 days off at a time. That is why I haven't been on as much. Sorry. I just wanted to post this to let everyone know whose my friends to know what I've been up 2. Peace

Feeling Sick!!!!!
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that She is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today.

Trials And Tribulations...
Life is full of trials and tribulations...How you handle them, I guess is what makes you, you.. a strong person, a TRULY strong person has overcome many obstacles in life and recently I've had some very deep insight on that particular thought. When somebody says that, hey that white boy is rich, he doesn't know what it's like to deal with poverty, social abandonment, or abuse of some sort..., This is what I say....If somebody is given a great life and then something very dear is taken away from them...compared to somebody who has lived in misery all their life and has never known ;happiness as a part of their life, are the SAME PEOPLE it is probably easier for the person with the misery and grief in their life to overcome it once again... HOWEVER, on the opposite end fo the table... The person with misery DESERVES the right to be happy, IF they try their best to accomplish just that.. they DESERVE to be a happy, lil ray o sunshine for all to see. they deserve a break.. The reason

Bliss
seeing you by firelight such beauty this man has seen seeing you thus brings images of love an lust softly you smile which melts me fully seeing my future in your eyes how could i ever say no softly you touch me sends shivers down my spine head is spinning from one sweet kiss am i losing control has love taken ahold all i know is this my love you mean everything to me

Get Over It!!!
mhmmm... Get Over It I turn on the tube and what do I see A whole lotta people cryin’ ’don’t blame me’ They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else Spend all their time feelin’ sorry for themselves Victim of this, victim of that Your momma’s too thin; your daddy’s too fat Get over it Get over it All this whinin’ and cryin’ and pitchin’ a fit Get over it, get over it You say you haven’t been the same since you had your little crash But you might feel better if I gave you some cash The more I think about it, old billy was right Let’s kill all the lawyers, kill ’em tonight You don’t want to work, you want to live like a king But the big, bad world doesn’t owe you a thing Get over it Get over it If you don’t want to play, then you might as well split Get over it, get over it It’s like going to confession every time I hear you speak You’re makin’ the most of your losin’ streak Some call it sick, but I call it weak You drag it arou

Your Fear Is Not Surprising
Your fear is not surprising. It's always ended badly: Fury, betrayals, recriminations. Then, for days and weeks and months An agony worse than grief Because you also feel like such a fool. Love is like diving or rock climbing: Spectacular, but your heart sticks in your mouth Every moment you're there. There's an ease in not caring, A looseness in the belly. Then, as love approaches, a knot tightens like a snake. Being alone and free is like looking in from outside: People give and get affection, Are seized by extraordinary happiness and pain, Live in prison and in heaven, Deal with the necessity of working on what must be worked out, While you watch them as if they were on TV. Life is full of love and difficulty. Its riches cannot be gotten at except through choice. You must enter it by loving this person or that person, And people inevitably fall short of your hopes. But to live and not love, and not be loved, Is like spending your entire life alone in yo

Closed For Repairs
More than you know, I miss you. More than you know, I care. You move in your world. I move in mine. And the bridge is closed for repairs. Last night the wind was angry. Today, there's a chill in the air. I'm missing you. Are you missing me - while the bridge is closed for repairs ? Two lonely people. Two lonely lives - moving through time - somewhere. I wait and pray, that love will survive, and the bridge will soon be repaired. Life still goes on around us, but distance hangs silent in the air. Echo returns to this calling heart. The bridge is still closed for repairs. We didn't plan that mad storm - ill wind that blew from somewhere. But we let it damage the bridge, that only true love can repair. In the distance between us, like islands apart, sad clouds still hang in the air. Please hear this message; this prayer of the heart, that the bridge can still be repaired - and know that I still care.

Split Up
WHY WE SPLIT UP... She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that's what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back.....

Promised Land
(1) 2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land." (2) 200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land." (3) Last year, the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving you the Promised Land."

Involuntary Muscular Contractions!
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular > Contractions" to his first year medical students. > > Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor > decided to lighten the mood slightly. > > He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know > what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" > > She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

Simple Pleasure
a brief kiss a chaste hug a soft smile such beautiful love you in the morning the air we breath sunshine on our skin our simple needs you hair caressing my skin cuddling through the night passion for you thoughts of love the lust we share for each other the most simple pleasure i know is knowing you

Juggalo Profile
i'm not your ordinary garden variety juggalo. in fact if I didn't take off my shirt you wouldn't even know it. I don't like rap music if its not from psychopathic records i don't listen to it plain as that. I listen to what I want when I want where I want I don't give a fuck if you think thats stale cause i'm crazy as a mother fucker with an axe in hand. I follow the Wraith and i live for my death i want to see whats gonna happen after the wagons come I do what I can to follow the butterfly its a long hard road but someone's gotta do it. To my juggalo family I love you all I got your back through thick and thin even if I don't agree with you. I do believe in reason and I do believe in rhyme I believe talking comes first before stepping out of line I won't hate on anyone as long as you don't hate on me and I'll be your homie, brother, whatever you wanna call me. I like expensive things money is my vice I live every day to make more and more. all I want is to be successful so I ca

Please Remember Me
Please remember me when your lonely or sad remember how I wiped away the tears and made that little twinkle come back in your eyes touching your soul deep with in making you feel all those feelings you thought were lost.Please remember all those smile and giggles we share all those crazy little things that make you who you are ...And me the person that I am the one that made a place deep in your heart even though your leaving me ... Im just a few steps away and will be here if you decide to return...Please remember I hold you near Smiles Sweetness

My Brothers Funeral
This is the first day I have had to face the fact that my brother died but a few short days ago, today I spoke at his funeral, and said my final good bye tomarrow I have to go to his Military Buriel :( this is hard for me he was the best thing in my life and stood by me even when others would not I have some mental Pictures just seered into my mind that I can not seem to let go of I am so torn apart right now and just need people, and want people around me I have no one here to comfort me and that for me is very hard to deal with.

Pumpkin Cookie Recipe
INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup butter, room temperature * 1/2 cup granulated sugar * 1/2 cup light brown sugar, firmly packed * 1/4 cup molasses * 1 egg * 1 cup pumpkin purée, canned or homemade* * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg * 1/2 cup milk * sifted confectioners' sugar, for dusting PREPARATION: In a large mixing bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in molasses and egg. Stir in the pumpkin purée. In anotherbowl, sift together the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Stir flour mixture into the creamed mixture along with the milk. Blend thoroughly but do not over beat. Drop cookie dough by rounded teaspoonfuls onto greased baking sheets. Bake at 375° for about 12 minutes, until set. Cool for a minute; remove to racks and continue to cool. Dust pumpkin cookies with sifted confectioners' sugar.To make pumpkin purée, cut pumpkin in h

Someday...
Stretch forth your hand and hold to mine as through this fog we go. Endless as night in a borrowed dream of one lost and deep in sorrow... I see you not and I hear not your voice, and yet I feel you so nearby. It's just a dream - yes, always a dream - unreachable for even you and I... I know that I shall never know why I met you this way. Carrying this cross of burden along knowing that here alone I must stay... I cannot know, nor ever will see why this path I know I need walk. Without you here by my side to touch and never given the chance to talk... I close my eyes now and try to see the reason why you have been. A burning fire, an unquenchable desire and so much more than just a friend... A weight of pure sadness presses my soul and tears flow where I cannot see. For what I've so wanted and couldn't have and what I knew never could be... It was you who would visit my dreams and you were unreachable for me then. I was but a small child when I saw

Need Some Love Y'all
I'm whoring myself out on this one a lil too much I know but I wanna win and momma always told me that if I wanted something bad enough to just go for it!! So here I am. Thanks to everyone who has already rated the pic and left me a comment but I need more so to those of you who read these and go and look...just leave me a comment cuz you love me.

Lost And Found
Yes I wrote this :P Where did you go? Why did you leave? Was I not all you wanted? You said I was the one Your Soulmate But you didn't see me You forgot me It broke my heart Will it ever fully heal? Love me now Say its forever Never leave me Say you need me. I long for your touch Your sweet kiss Come back to me baby Complete me Surround me Drown me in your love I see you...I always see you Please "SEE" me

Bitchen Mad. At The Moment.
why is it when some one say's there your friend. and all of a sudden you fine out there are just using you. for there own pleasure and fun. well i really think it stinks. so from now on i'm going to be careful whom i become friends with on any site i join. i hope people are very careful who they choose as friends cause you will get burned. from now on i say what i feel and mean what i say. take care. really bitchen mad.

Thunderstorm
Thunderstorm The wind had moved in bringing with it a thunderstorm to rival any of late. I stand waiting at the door when you return from the store, I hear the car in the drive and I open the door, you dash in dripping wet from the cloud burst. I take the bag from you and set it in the kitchen and start to help you out of your jacket and shirt that are totally drenched. Slipping the jacket down over your shoulders I wrap my arms around you and steal a kiss with your arms pinned. Missed you babe, glad your home. You pull your shirt off over your head and I smile here let me get that; and I grab a towel for your head you don’t need to get sick. Running the towel over your head you grin, that isn’t all that is kind of wet, you smile. I run my hands down and unzip your jeans. Yeah, I guess they are, and you slip them down and step out of them right there in the front room. Nude you meet me on the sofa, sitting there I straddle you and begin to rub against you. You reach behind

Would?
When I was in high school, my guidance counselor once said to me, "You just feel alienated from your peers." My response was: "How can I be alienated from something I have no desire to belong to?" Those words now come back to haunt me. For the better part of two years I've been battling with myself knowing that there is something more. Something higher for me to aspire to. I've been agitated and restless. The only thing that really kept me going was a handful of real-life, real-time friends and the social network I had developed online. 2100 miles eliminates real-life and real-time quickly enough and my battles with depression and cynicism have alienated me from the online network that was once so strong. Now I find myself feeling very alone. Maybe I should be digging down deeper. Maybe I should just take my medicine and STFU. Maybe I should just admit out loud that sometimes I wonder if my wife genuinely loves me. Maybe, just maybe, I should admit that -- at the mo

Today Is Sad Day Number Two
Today was my brothers Military Funeral, he was only 27 years old, today I understood for the first time what it was like to stand there, to see a flag given, to a grieving widow, I never felt such sorrow in all my life, but today was also the day I saw a dream of My brothers Fullfilled he was given full honors, one of his friends who is in the military was asked to carry and present the flag, and to carry and present the urn, it was very hard to stand there and listen to Taps being played it was hard to accept that he was really gone, I still have this sense that he is just going to walk thru the door, and everything is going to be alright, maby I can never let him die, because in my heart he will always be there, and in my mind I will never stop thinking that he is going to show up at my door and say hey lets go for a car ride, lets just get out of here just you and me,I hope he is doing well where he may be. to My brother and Fellow Solider Rest in Peace, you died with Honor, yo

How's Ur Karma
You Have Good Karma In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?

Snow Flakes
the snow has begun softly it falls covering the land in white so pure so dear changing the lanscape as it falls down so much like our love always so near warm by the fire snuggled up close looking out the window at our white host slumber takes us as our evening comes slowly the snow falls til morning comes

Blondes In Heaven
Blondes In Heaven Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

My Favorite Quotes
"I may not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" -Voltaire- "Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" -Isaac Asimov- "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names" -John F. Kennedy- "Power is the ability to walk away from what you truly desire" "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world" "I cannot conceive of a personal God that would stand in direct judgement upon creatures of His own creation" -Albert Einstein- "We are the music makers, and We are the dreamers of dreams" -Willy Wonka- "Human beings can always be counted on to assert with great vigor their God-given right to be stupid" -Dean Koontz- "A high I.Q. does not make up for a lack of common sense" "Creativity

Eww.
yeah. so basically i kind of feel like shit. Last night was out of control. I don't really remember how much i drank but i know it was some where around 4 beers.. 7 shots annnd like 2 cups of jungle juice. yeah i was fucked up. it was real fun though :D I called into work today because i just really didnt feel like going, im super exhausted. I got my haircut too :D ill have to take some pictures so y'alll can see :d alright well i hope everyone had a good weekend

Spicy Pepper Steak
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:15 min Makes:4 servings 1 tablespoon chili or vegetable oil 1 pound cut-up beef for stir-fry 1 medium bell pepper, cut into 3/4-inch squares 1 medium onion, sliced 1/4 cup hoisin sauce Hot cooked noodles or rice, if desired 1. Heat wok or 12-inch skillet over high heat. Add oil; rotate wok to coat side. 2. Add beef to wok; stir-fry about 2 minutes or until brown. Add bell pepper and onion; stir-fry about 1 minute or until vegetables are crisp-tender. Stir in hoisin sauce; cook and stir about 30 seconds or until hot. Serve with noodles. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 205 (Calories from Fat 70 ); Total Fat 8 g (Saturated Fat 2 g); Cholesterol 60 mg; Sodium 300 mg; Total Carbohydrate 11 g (Dietary Fiber 2 g); Protein 24 g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 8 %; Vitamin C 24 %; Calcium 2 %; Iron 14 % Exchanges: 2 Vegetable; 3 Lean Meat *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

I Will Always.........
FUNNY ISN'T IT? SOMEONE CAN DO YOU SO MUCH WRONG EVEN THREATEN TO KILL YOU AND YET YOU FIND YOURSELF STILL CARING ABOUT THEM. THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. I FILED A PFA AGAINST THE GUY OF COURSE AND WELL I FOUND OUT I DIDNT MEAN CRAP TO HIM BECAUSE HE DIDNT EVEN TRY TO FIGHT IT. I KNOW I SHOULD BE HAPPY I GOT THE PFA BUT I CANT HELP REMEMBERIG THE GOOD TIMES AND I CANT HELP MISSING HIM. THE GOOD KIND HIM THAT IS NOT THE MEAN NASTY ONE HE BECAME. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE CANSAY THEY LOVE YOU WITH ONE BREATH AND THEN SAY THEY WANNA KILL YOU WITH THE NEXT I WILL NEVER UNDERSTND. I KNOW I CANT SEND HIM TO JAIL JUST FOR TALKING TO ME BUT AT LEAST WITH THE PFA I KNOW IF HE TRYS TO HURT ME OR MY FAMILY I CAN PROTECT US. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE GOOD SIDE OF HIM AND YES I CAN FORGIVE BUT NEVER WILL I FORGET.

Silent Screams
Silent screams Soft, desperate, minuscule but audible But often forgettable To the deaf and the crude As so shall the waves Meet the coast every now and then Humanity will silently ponder on desperation And carry on with their silent screams We silently scream not to be heard But we still want to speak up Of life and its various messages Of lost in translation!!!!! For the soul is in an eternal prayer Astonished and as I lay here For what good is a candle When the lights come on The pain inconsequent The sorrow of no bearing The mind of no peace But the soul in silent prayer What difference may we draw? From the acts of desperation Or the milder requests of help Both remain in the dark and in silence Be it the unaccepted body The spiteful mind The unforgettable pain Or perhaps the burdened soul We may run and hide Strike and redress Until we seek refuge in hope And will have courage To make a silent scream

Diva Sleepover Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 1 hr min Total Time: 1 hr 30 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) cake mix, any flavor 1 cup cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 6 NUTTER BUTTER Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookies 6 NILLA Wafers 2 chewy fruit snack rolls Decorating gel 1/2 cup BAKER'S ANGEL FLAKE Coconut Food coloring 1/4 cup jelly beans PREPARE cake batter and bake in 13x9-inch baking pan as directed on package. Cool in pan 10 min. Carefully invert onto wire rack; cool completely. Meanwhile, pour milk into medium bowl. Add dry pudding mix. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. Gently stir in whipped topping; cover. Refrigerate 30 min. or until thickened. TRANSFER cake to cake board or tray. Arrange peanut butter cookies, side-by-side, down center of cake to resemble six bodies laying next to each other in a bed. Spread pudding mixture onto top and sides of cake, completely covering

Swiss Chocolate Squares
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 48 servings, 1 square each 1 cup cold water 1 cup (2 sticks) butter or margarine, divided 3 squares BAKER'S Unsweetened Baking Chocolate, divided 2 cups flour 2 cups granulated sugar 2 eggs, lightly beaten 1/2 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1 tsp. baking soda 1/2 tsp. salt 6 Tbsp. milk 4-1/2 cups sifted powdered sugar 1 tsp. vanilla 1/2 cup chopped PLANTERS Pecans PREHEAT oven to 375°F. Place water, 1/2 cup (1 stick) of the butter and 1-1/2 of the chocolate squares in large saucepan. Bring to boil, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat. Stir in combined flour and granulated sugar. Add eggs, sour cream, baking soda and salt; mix well. Pour into greased and floured 15x10x1-inch baking pan. BAKE 20 to 25 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. PLACE remaining 1/2 cup (1 stick) margarine, remaining 1-1/2 chocolate squares and milk in large saucepan; bring to boil. Remove from

How True
does the wind blow does the rain fall does time slip on by what can be said of this all how do you know me how did we meet how did i fall for you when you never said a thing i see the seasons change day turns to night but one thing i know my love for you grows

Virgo And Sex
Virgo and Sex So often, the sizzle in sex is in the details, and Virgo is a master of minutiae. The lover as perfectionist is Virgo personified: someone who will see to it that the little things are never overlooked. Virgos finish what they start in the bedroom, and this cozy chamber is likely to be a dreamy den decorated with discriminating taste. The servant in Virgo is only more than happy to be everything their lover desires; if that lover can bring out Virgo's sensual self, the reward will be a most liberated lover. A cool exterior tends to mask Virgo's wild side, often a fantasy world filled with erotica safely under wraps. The lover who can reach these sexual treats through artful seduction is lucky in love indeed.

Know How To Speed It Up?
Does any women or men know how to induce labor....or at least speed it up? I am ready to get this baby out of me....My body is preparing but not fast enough...Im having contractions but apparetly they arent strong enough....they hurt like hell, but the dr. sent me home because I wasnt dialated enough....uh yeah...that pissed me off...so if anyone out there knows what I might be able to do to help this process along...please? let me know......

My Sire
For those that know me, you know who my Sire is. For those that don't I am the Devil's Minion , the only son of the Vampire Armand. Yes the chronicles you have read are true. The manuscripts were sold by each of us. Although to my knowledge only Lestat is still writting books. I have one of my own in the works, but it is no where near finished. And I'm not real sure that i could be placed in the likes of French Royalty or the Master of a Plantation. I am a simple country boy who is half Chreokee Indian and half Scandinavian. I stand 6'3", 130 lbs, ashen blonde waist length hair and violet eyes.

Information
The one of group that orginaly broke the rules by telling mortals about us was The Vampire Lestat, who like most of us dont like to live in the shadows as we were taught. Yes, it was bold of him to do this, but we are around all over the world. There have been several movies made about vampires, but what you see in them is not true, with a few exceptions. Crosses do not kill us, wodden stakes do harm us but not kill us, garlic is simply an old wives tale. We can be killed by fire, direct sunlight(depending on the age of the vampire) and decapitation then burned. We seek only to live our lives the way we need to. We take blood from only the evildoer and a small drink for another. We are flesh and blood but not human. We are bound to this earth bye the demon/spirit that made us what we are. Yes there are things we do miss being a vampire , like the feel of the sun on our skin or an early morning dew just as the sun rises, but by that time we have saught our resting places for the day.

Getting Annoyed :(
So I'm getting pissed off with this site !! I think its just a popularity contest with everyone and theres soooo many fake ppl on here. I came here to meet new ppl and have a laugh, and there is a few genuine nice ppl here, but there's a hell of alot who except you as friend's and never speak to you !! Why do you ppl except friends requests when you have no intention of ever speaking to this person ??? It annoys me !! If a girl wants to level up or get cherry points, she simply askes "I need to level up" and within minutes her points go through the roof !! And these sexy and risque bullitins that get reposted. They get a shit load of replys, but when a guy repost something, they get left on the bullitin notice board unread ?????? Sorry for having a little rant but between this site and myspace, I don't know which one's worse !! Thanks to those who read "scouseaspen" Surgestions Welcome

Tequila Lime Chicken
1/4 cup tequila 1/4 cup frozen (thawed) limeade 1 tablespoon grated lime peel 1 1/2 pounds skinless boneless chicken breast halves, cut into strips 1 small orange or yellow bell pepper, cut into 1/4-inch strips 1 1/2 cups sliced mushrooms (4 ounces) 1 clove garlic, finely chopped 1 16 ounce package uncooked spinach fettuccine 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese Mix tequila, limeade and lime peel in medium glass or plastic bowl. Stir in chicken. Cover and refrigerate 30 minutes. Place chicken and marinade in 12-inch skillet. Stir in bell pepper, mushrooms and garlic. Cook over medium-high heat 10 to 12 minutes, stirring occasionally, until chicken is no longer pink in center. Cook and drain fettuccine as directed on package. Divide fettuccine among 6 serving plates. Spoon chicken mixture over fettuccine. Sprinkle with cheese. Garnish with additional grated lime peel if desired.

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Personal Enlightenment...
So for a day of fun, I had... 1. My teeth pulled 2. The beginning of an all-liquid diet. 3. Nothing to do and have made 3 blogs. Seriously, this is some seriously fucked up shit. Is this the view of the rest of my life? Boredom. Is my only chance at fun online and that is spoiled by assholes who take a game way to seriously. This Tuesday has been terminal. Also, I get my balls checked to see what's up with them. Of course, some here should be panicked and bugged out... but I get nothing. How shocking... I get sick of waiting for that IM that'll never come. That break I can never seem to get without being followed up by a major setback. That friend I think will arrive but always slips through the cracks. I am tired. I am sick of being the fighter, I wanna drop my gloves... but that seems to be a passing joke. Management seems to be punishing me for my decision to say "no" to FT 1-11 Duty by making me work 28 hours every week... The least possible for a 1-11. Did I menti

Uncel Randy
42 YEARS AGO YOU WERE SENT DOWN TO US FROME ABOVE. SINCE THEN WE'VE ENJOYED YOUR PRESENCE AND ALL YOUR LOVE. EVERY MEMORY WE HAVE WILL FILL OUR HEARTS. RATHER WE ARE MILES OR CLOUDS APART. YOU HAVE WALKED MORE MILES AND SEEN MORE THINGS BUT NOTHING WILL REPLACE THE JOY YOUR LOVE BRINGS. THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE YOU GAVE US WHEN WE CAME TO VISIT. IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW MUCH WE'LL MISS IT. YOUR SMILE,YOUR LAUGH, AND YOUR LOVEING TUCH. THOSE ARE THE THINGS WE WILL MISS SO MUCH. SOMANY YEARS OF LAUGHTER,JOYS,AND CRIES. NOW WE HAVE A CHANCE TO SAY OUR FINALE GOODBYE. SO NOW WE SAY WITH A TEAR IN OUR EYES GOODNIGHT SLEEP WELL WE LOVE YOU GOOD BYE. RANDY WILLIAM OHMANN 1960-2002 WE WILL MISS YOU

Santa Fe Wraps
Prep: 20 min, Cook: 15 min. * 2/3 cup onion, chopped * 2/3 cup green bell pepper, sliced * 1/4 small jalapeño chilli, veins and seeds discarded, minced * 3/4 tsp. garlic, minced * 1-1/4 tsp. vegetable oil * 5 ounces boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut into thin strips * 10 ounces black beans, drained and rinsed * 10 ounces canned refried beans, warm * 4 10 inch flour tortillas * 1/4 cup salsa * 1/4 cup nonfat sour cream Sauté onion, pepper, jalapeno and garlic in oil in large skillet 2-3 minutes; cover and cook over medium-high heat 2-3 minutes longer. Add chicken to skillet; cook over medium-high heat until chicken is cooked, about 5 minutes; Add beans; cook 1-2 minutes, until warm. Spread 1/3 cup refried beans in center of each tortilla; spoon 1/2 cup chicken mixture over refried beans; top with salsa and sour cream; and roll up tortilla. Courtesy American Dry Bean Board. Per serving: calories 476, fat 9.0g,

How Are You In Bed?
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God100%A Slave To BDSM95%A Romantic60%Virgin25%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Poem
Today is the day i begin my new life I spent so many years searching for a wife I looked high and low near and far But she won't appear tell me where you are I'm a nice guy who feels he deserves the best So till i find my one love i will not rest People tell me that i should sit and wait But most of the time i think i'm too late What if my true love passed me bye When i was in and out of relationships that made me hurt and cry All i want is a girl to like me for me And than finally and live happy as can be Another Poem By (Joe Blake)

Hot Guys!
Ok so there is this guy that comes in to where I work all the time and hes absolutely a doll! got the whole looks thing down but, no real personality...is friend is not that cute but, hes got the whole personality thing going.....which makes me wonder have you ever noticed that guys alot of times that are cute are wrapped up in themselves they know they are cute and can get by with anything...but, the guys that are not as cute they have to depend on their personality they have to be able to make you laugh and stuff otherwise you wont give them the time of day....why are we girls like that...I mean sometimes you get a guy that is got looks and personality but, its rare...my husband I think hes cute but,thats because he makes me laugh and I can have a good time with him (most of the time) but, some girls wouldnt give him the time or anything because hes not like a 10 on the physical scale....what Im tryin to say ladies is maybe yall need to start checking out the guys who can make you la

Doin Much Of Nothing
well ne ways went 2 donnies and worked on my 83 mustang gt 4 speed rite now maybe turnin it into a 5 not quite sure yet its a project we workin on it gonna have it out and runnin when spring gets here im so excited. ne ways work was boring as hell and busy 2 boot it blew big donkey dick ne ways back 2 work 2morrow mornin at 11am get acha all later byes

Love Has Died
Love Has Died by Michel Andre Laval Fortin I can't make you love me, if you don't I can't make your heart feel, if it won't I will surrender, as I'm too weak to fight for you Because his words and compassion are too strong and true My only regret is keeping my past a secret Had I told you, maybe things would be different I will always remember you for giving me ten years But now it's time to move on and shed no more tears Today I'm letting go because I must or else tomorrow I would die and turn to dust The day you left me I cried and cried I understand now... our Love has Died

Don't Be A Wussy
Don't be a wussy! A note to the reader: Sorry for the length of this article, but it is HEAVILY edited! Regardless of the length, please read it all the way through – you're going to get a bunch of important information from it! Hi Bert, My girlfriend of 4 years just recently broke up with me. We have been apart for about 2 months now. It is the hardest thing I have ever done. I love her and feel so deeply that she is the one for me, but I don't know what to do. We are both 21. I am the only one she has ever dated. And I am the only one she has ever had sex with. We were doing really well for about 3 years, and then my life got very stressful. I started treating her very wrong. I wasn't abusive, just very inconsiderate, immature, and was just plain rude at times. Frankly, I was an asshole. Well, she broke up with me, and I decided to change my life I stopped smoking, started getting healthy, changed careers, started going working on my degree, etc. My attitude is so p

Random Rant 2
How to Sound Like an Idiot 101 I'm gonna get flamed hardcore for this, but you know what? I don't give a shit. Ebonics is one of the stupidest languages ever created. I don't care WHAT color you are; if you speak in Ebonics, you're a moron. Pure and simple. The fact that this so-called "language" is being taught in schools now, sickens and frightens me. This is what we've come down to now, eh, folks? Not only are we teaching children how to all think alike and be the same, we're teaching them how to sound like they belong in the Special Olympics? I have NO problem with the mentally handicapped. In fact, I have great respect for them. I tutored a few mentally handicapped kids while I was in high school. I DO, however, have a MAJOR problem with people sounding mentally retarded when they aren't. And I'm not referring to a speech impediment. EBONICS is NOT a speech impediment. Ebonics is a lazy fucking language, and whoever uses it to "communicate", is lazy.

Cdc Warning
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas

Twelve Priests
Twelve Priests Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up. Then, all the other bells started to ring.

Lobster Salad
Arrange this lobster salad on greens or avocado wedges. Or, use the mixture to fill toasted buns. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup cooked, flaked lobster, 1 small lobster * 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice * 1/2 cup thinly sliced celery * 1/3 cup mayonnaise, or to moisten * 1/4 teaspoon salt * dash pepper * mixed salad greens * 1 avocado, peeled, quartered PREPARATION: Sprinkle lobster with lemon juice. Ad celery, salt and pepper. Gently stir in mayonnaise; chill thoroughly. Brush avocados with lemon juice. Arrange lobster salad on mixed greens with a wedge of avocado. Lobster salad serves 4.

( Joke ) Good News And Bad News
a man gets a phone call from his doctor . the doctor says; i have your recent test back . i have some good news and bad news; the man asks for the good news first . 'the doctor says the good news is you have 24 hours to live'.good says the man if thats the good news .then what is the bad news?the doctor says i couldnt reach you yesterday.

You Are All A Bunch Of Fake Friends...
no body on my friends list gives a shit about what i say or do, nobody cares when i post a bulliten, nobody cares when i rate there pics,... oh i take that back, they like that, but do nothing in return, i do every thing i can to help my ...so called friends out but it is all for not, my wife will not even get and or respond to this bullitrn, because of all the fake ass people that just post one bulliten after another to get points, they dont give a shit about the real people that are here to make real frinda, i dont know why i bother , i know for sure this bulliten will never reach my wife, because she is in bed, and all the pervs on her friend list will bump it before she sees it , so i dont even know why i bother, all you point horders ruin this for us normal people, because you wont do for us what we do for you.... LC, lost cherry, or LOSTCAUSE.....

Crawling
on my knees i crawl to thee holding a gift for you to see moving slow an careful closing the distance how can i go on moving so slow finally reaching you taking you hand placing a small box its a wedding band seeing your delight smiles an tears showing my love to one so dear

How To Tell If Hes Flirting With You
Top Ten Tips - HOW to tell He's Flirting with YOU and/or Attracted to YOU 1. The Eyebrow Lift When a guy first sees a girl he's attracted to, chances his eyebrows will rise and fall. Quickly. (You can slip the flip of an eyebrow back at him, if you're interested - it's a clear signal both ways.) 2. Gaining Your Attention Exaggerated movements or gestures usually mean that he's trying to stand out from the crowd. He may shift positions so that he is standing slightly apart from his friends or a group of people. 3. Slight Parting of the Lips His lips may automatically part for a second when your eyes first meet. 4. His Nostrils Open Slightly - Face Widens As his eyebrows raise and nostrils flare slightly so with the parted lips, he has an open, friendly expression on his face. 5. He Shifts to the Classic Male Courship Stance The macho stance (cowboy style) - he'll probably lock his thumbs in his belt or belt loops, point his fingers downwards, spread his legs

"ground" - Assemblage 23
Ground Be still Though chaos rains around you now Only so much rain can fall at once Breathe in And let the air envelope you And slow but sure, serenity will come CH Close your eyes Try to breathe Feel the ground beneath your feet It's still there The world still turns around Stand up Though circumstance has knocked you down There is nothing gained by staying within it's reach Take strength In every failure you endure Our mistakes have many lessons they can teach (CH) Destroy These walls you've built around yourself You can't take another step until they're gone Move out No use in dwelling in the past Bid farewell to all your fears and carry on (CH) Courtisy of Assemblage23.com Assemblage 23 - GroundMusic Code provided by YouCodes

Night Heat In Gothic
Night Heat In Gothic.. On the castles ledge, looking where you sleep. Dark canopies about you, above where angels weep. Silk sheets betray you, that you try to hide. As I watch from a gargoyles back, sleeping on your side. Storm winds building out here, it is my thoughts they feel. Watching as you roll over, from sheets your bosom spills. Soft is thy sweet whisper, carried the wind to my ear. It is the sound of longing, your wishing I were near. In the howling swirling, my hair across blows across my eyes. Arching your back in moaning, your voice fills the tumultuous skies. Still I guard unmoving, dying for your sweet kiss. Lightning strikes about me, each a so close and yet to miss. Now I stand above you, wet upon your hot body I drip. As I watch your legs splay and stretch, in your silk sheets you grip. Moaning as you arrive there, screaming in the night. Seeing me as you explode for me, and then fading from your sight. Now you lie

Italian Ham And Pasta Salad
Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:6 hr 30 min Makes:6 servings Salad 1 box (9 oz) Green Giant® frozen broccoli cuts 3 1/2 cups uncooked bow-tie (farfalle) pasta (7 oz) 1 lb cooked ham, cut into julienne strips 1/2 medium green bell pepper, chopped (1/2 cup) 2 tablespoons finely chopped onions Classic Italian Dressing 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1/4 cup olive or vegetable oil 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley 1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil leaves or 1 teaspoon dried basil leaves 1 teaspoon chopped fresh oregano leaves or 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano leaves 1 teaspoon chopped fresh marjoram leaves or 1/4 teaspoon dried marjoram leaves 1 teaspoon ground mustard 1/8 teaspoon pepper 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons white vinegar 1 clove garlic, finely chopped 1. Cook broccoli and pasta separately as directed on packages; drain. Rinse pasta with cold water; drain. 2. In large bowl, mix all dressing ingredients until well blended. Add broccoli, pasta and al

The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state

More Thoughts I've Had Before...
I don't understand myself How can I keep doing this to myself? I'm tired of being treated this way Tired of being used Yet I keep doing it to myself It's become apparent that I fall for the wrong guys But I can't help who I fall for One part of me is always trying to warn the other But I never listen So I end up hurt And crying And regretting things I've done I just wish I'd learn I wish I'd stop hurting myself I hate the idea of being alone though I want someone there for me Someone to love me Someone I can love But it's like I'm just not good enough Not pretty enough, not funny enough, not smart enough I just hate the way I feel And wish more than anything it would stop ****** I know, not the most upbeat thing ever, but sometimes I don't ALWAYS feel upbeat, haha.

A Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its stat

Seven Layer Salad
1 medium head lettuce, shredded 1 bell pepper chopped 2 stalks celery chopped 2 cups tomato chopped 1 cup cauliflower florets 1 cup mushrooms sliced 1 cup red onion rings 1/4 cup shredded sharp cheddar sliced water chestnuts (optional) Layer in order given in container with a top that seals, cover with small bottle of blue cheese dressing chill overnight, before serving add 1/2 lb. bacon crumbled & 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese & toss..

These People Who Bitch About Others And Their Opinions... Fuck 'em All Even If Their Opinion Is Bs!
Link to this ultra disturbing trend Everytime I peek at one these "anti-Military" bulletins my ass wants to blow-up from all the shit that's being taken in by this Politically correct movement. Who cares! She's a bitter bitch with nothing else to do but complain about her ex-cock running off. I get tired of the behavior of these people, but yet they continue. People's profiles are not the place for your PC/Fascists views to be spewed. Dont like her, email her. At least she has a choice of whether or not to read them. Grow the fuck up! Not everyone smokes what you smokes, likes your favorite kinda food or has the same smell of shit you have. Dont like it, move on. Thank you and have a nice day. Join reasonable thought or become the next band of idiots PUNKED by me. BITCHES!

Why I Love Her
"WHY I LOVE HER" You ask me Why I Love Her? Well, give me time and I'll explain. Have you seen a Kansas sunset Or an Arizona rain? Have you drifted on a bayou Down Louisiana way? Have you watched a cold fog drifting Over San Francisco Bay? Have you heard a bobwhite calling In the Carolina pines, Or heard the bellow of a diesel At the Appalachia mines? Does the call of Niagara thrill you When you hear her waters roar? Do you look with awe and wonder At her Massachusetts shore, Where men who braved a hard new world First stepped on Plymouth's rock? And do you think of them when you stroll Along a New York City dock? Have you seen a snowflake drifting In the Rockies, way up high? Have you seen the sun come blazing down From a bright Nevada sky? Do you hail to the Columbia As she rushes to the sea, Or bow your head at Gettysburg At our struggle to be free? Have you seen the mighty Tetons? Have you watched an eagle soar? Have you seen the Mississippi Ro

Bad Parents
Sorry things been little fucked around here lately. I have an alcoholic mother who seems to think even at 53 years old she can do whatever the fuck she wants. Spent the weekend in jail cause she beat up my step dad and my 4 year old step niece saw it. My sis is now going to try and get custody of my niece. I was raised this way but at least when i started living there i had 9 years of a good life and knew the difference. My step-niece isnt so lucky. We have her cause her dad is fuckin crazy mean. NOw she has to see my parents fight such bullshit. My mom called me last night sayin hey Im home. I said yea so what. She says dont you do this to me and hung up. WTF! did I do. bitch. sorry for you who have no idea what im talking about it sounds horrible but some people just shouldnt be allowed out in public or allowed to drink. Ok enough for now. Basically Ill be in and out of here not been up for much yappin and such. Get back to all when im in a better state of mind

Halloween Candy
I should not listen to my husband when he says to wait to buy after halloween candy. Everyone knows that after a holiday is the best time to score on candy casue all of it is 50% off or more. Except if you wait too long hten all of it is gone. What has prompted this revelation yuou may be asking yourself. Well, I had to go to Target today to pick up a few things and after walking the 2and1/2 miles down there I figured I wouild pick up some candy cause I thought that there would still be quite a bit left over and it would be a great price, .like 75% off. But no, of course not. While the prcie was excellent-90%off all there was was candy corn. I hate candy corn. But I did get a tin of popcorn for 99cents, so that was a plus point. But I digress, the point is never puit off till tomorrow what you can buy on sale today.

Why Did I Ever Waste My Time?
Why did i say yes? Why did i give in? I thought i knew better I DID KNOW WITHIN!!! I knew you seemed perfect The one just for me Iwas begining to love you Mike Did you feel the same about me? You said that you did But i know different now I wish i knew then So I'm asking you how?!?! How could you lie, cheat, and steal? I cared so much for you... HOW?!?! Guess my feelings never mattered How do you feel now? Back to the point I'm trying to make! Why did I do all of that?? MIKE...... I tried making you happy I did my best I cried all the time I never got rest Two pregnancy scares a broken heart and tears, I let you come back Hoping it would be for years You smoothed things over only for money and sex!!! I got played again, I NOW understand the term EX!!! It means that you WERE but aren't anymore I can't stand you now You are NOTHING to me but a WHORE!!!! Hate is so strong Dislike way too weak If I saw you again.... I'd probably shrie

Cherry Tap Friends
i never used to believe that you could have any sort of online relationship even if it was just a friendship. but since i got a page on here i learned different. there are so many amazing people on here and i have created many new friendships. some that i can see lasting forever and possibly turning into a personal thing others that are simply gonna stay online friendships. either way i want every last one of you to know that i am glad to say that i have you as friends and that i know if i never need anything all i have to do is get on my computer and find you. thank you so much to you all. a lot of you have helped me through this break up and kept my head high just by giving me a lil encouragment. there are some of you that i will never be able to thank enough but always know that i greatly appreciate what you have done for me.

Motorcycle Ad Lol
Honda LVTX 1800R $10,000 Farmington, UT 84025 Aug 7, 2006 2006 Honda 1800. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive). It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a Loving wife. Apparently "Do whatever the Hell you want" Doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve...(801)867-8692

Talk About What You Like
this is a blog about sex. ALL kinds of sex... hard sex, rough sex, sweaty, banging your head on the wall, waking the neighbours, having the cops called, making the dog howl down the block, can't walk right for a week kinda sex. Tell me what you like to do... and have done TO you... all sorts a kinky things.. stuff you've never tried... stuff you'd do again... stuff you've never heard of...wait... that don't make sense.. especially if you've never heard of it... You get the point. I got mine, in my hand at the moment actually! LOL Yours LUSTFULLY Average Joe

Life Sucks At Times
Ok yes everyone ask me how I am and I say ok but lie to them.i dont sit there and say life sucks but it does.there is so much shit going on right now I am going nuts about it and all it took was one person to mention a weddin and I broke down and cried.So here goes my wambulance.Ok everyone knows I have something wrong with my health.My brother will be going to texas next week because he has possible sin cancer and will be uner going test.A close friend was in a car accident few days ago and is now in comma.He is not expected to live.I am still having finacial trouble and oh yeah my car is messing up.It is cold in morning and I have no heat in my car.So today when someone was talking to me about weddings I started thinking about how my ex fiancee left me a week before our wedding and broke down into tears.I cry sometimes dammit I am human.

Some Days You Fell Like A...some Days You Dont
Back and forth not knowing what to do Im not sure of a lot of things but I am sure of this You are the love of my life I told you before that even if you dont come back Ill always want you Thats why I cant be friends with you I want to be your wife too damn much It would kill me everytime I saw you Knowing what I couldnt be what you dont want me to be Thats why I said there will be no other There is no other man I want more than you There will be no better man than you For my son No man will be better for him than you No one will be good enough Just you I still am hoping I still am praying "Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fear to come true" ~Sam Jackson LKG You are afraid and that is making you hesitate and that hesitation will cause your worst fear Missing out on the best life you will ever have A life with your son by your side every fucking day isnt he worth it isnt he worth being better isnt he wort

Jeeeez!!!!
Subject: Customer Service This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Help Line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired. However, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations). "Rich Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "The words went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's a blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are

Y Do I Even Try??
ok, well tuesday was bill's birthday and all week he was bugging me asking me what i was getting him and if we were doing anything ..well i arranged a surprise party for him and told him that i had something special planned for us for wednesday ...he said "ok babe, i'll be there" ...so i baked a cake and my bestfriend baked a cake cause we didn't know which kind he'd like ...tine decorated the cakes while i hung up ballons and shit .....3:00 comes and he calls and was like "babe, ahh i'll be late my doctor just called and said that he needed to see me in person, so i'll be there by 5:30" ...that was fine with me cause i was worried about him and was just glad he finally got some news from his doc....well 5:30 came and went then 6:00 came ..and i called him ...he said "i'm running late, i'll be there as soon as i can" ..i was like fine but by that time i was getting anxious and annoyed ...well 7:00 comes and goes...i call his phone..rang twice ..voicemail ...7:30 comes ..still no sign a

Things..
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Get lost. What good is a cake you can't eat? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No idiot, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling. What did you come here to do? The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. He

The Halloween Party Ch. 02
The Halloween Party Ch. 02 by samandrews © Cindy closed the bathroom door behind her. Her breathing was deep and labored. She laid back against the closed door. Her thoughts were drifting wildly and she was confused. She couldn't remember ever being this horny. Her fingers drifted down and gently stroked her distended cunt lips. Slowly she moved her fingers along their inside edges, now soaking wet with her juices. She pulled her finger away and up to her face, licking a drop of the glistening fluid from the tip of her index finger. She could not get the image of John's huge cock out of her mind. She had loved sucking him into a mind-blowing orgasm but now, she needed attention herself. She pictured his huge cock gently slipping between her legs, pushing its way towards her cunt...not her "pussy" but her "CUNT"! She needed another COCK!! She resumed her stroking... faster and harder. She thought about finding Tom and fucking the daylights out of him...but no, that wasn't w

Halloween Party
Halloween Party by wcuddyf © As you know from my other stories, John and I have mutually agreed to my extra-marital affairs provided he knows in advance, and I divulge the complete details of the encounter, assuming he did not witness the event, which has happened on one occasion. Even though he witnessed a tryst between a golf buddy and me, we still find it exciting when John asks me about my feelings and thoughts while I was fucking and sucking his friend. In the telling we both find it enhances our love making, and the bond between us. From a rather naïve and conservative approach of selecting and staging events designed to target on person, we have become more spontaneous, and have agreed that sometimes opportunities arise that we did not anticipate, and rather than pass, we would improvise. So without discussing the plan in advance, I was given the green light to do whatever I wanted if the opportunity existed. A few months ago, that happened. Since some of the men we

Do I
Do I cry in the night? Do I long to hold you tight? Do I wake wanting you? Yes I Do Do I recall every day? How you took my breath away? Do I rememberloving you? Yes I do Do I dream of all we had together? It true we lost it all forever Do I pray anyway? Yes I do I don't live in the past ? Wanting a love that wouldn"t last ? I don't ache like I use to? Yes I do

16 Life Lessons
These are funny. 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential – that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance! 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There com

Kind Of Thong I Like On A Girl
You scored as Chains. Damn boy, you love girls that are wild, hot, and love to show you a good time. Good for you!Chains100%Lace83%Thong bikini83%Silk67%What type of thong do you like on girls (ex. lace, chains,) GUYS ONLYcreated with QuizFarm.com

My "gift"
You scored as You have the Gift of Wisdom. You have had the gift of Wisdom bestoyed upon you. You know how things work, and usually don't know where your knowledge comes from. The same applies to other things that you "just know". People come to you for advice because you are almost always right. Have patience with yourself and don't over do everything.You have the Gift of Wisdom81%You have the Gift of Empathy63%You have the Gift of Discernment56%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision25%You have the Gift of a Seer19%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet13%What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

Mythical Creature
You scored as Demon. Oh no, you are the maximum of evil of demons. You hate everyone and everything and curse them for making you life the way it currently is. You love to see pain, for it shows how much you suffer as well. Don't worry, Life will improve soon and you'll have no more worries!Angel90%Demon90%Elf80%Dwarf70%Gnome60%Orc30%Fairy30%Halfling20%What mythical creature or race are you?created with QuizFarm.com

How To Really Annoy People....
Here are some ways to really annoy people big time... Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip..." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. Speak only in a "robot" voice. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announcing it's your property. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up". Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think!" Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot". Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything th

The 343
The 343 Ask any firefighter, and he will say And the Brothers all agree; We know that day, and it won't go away, When we lost our 343. Where were you when the Towers came down, The cry will be heard through the years; Where were you when the Twin Towers fell, And we realized our worst fears. The old man asked of the young boy he met, The lad looked up and answered politely, "My daddy's a fireman, and he died that day, But I still say a prayer for him nightly." The old man moved on, and he found a young girl, And he asked the same question of her, She answered so slow,"I don't think I know, For you see, I wasn't born yet sir." But ask any firefighter, and he will know, The day, the time, and the year; For those of us who fight smoke and fire And have no time for fear. We know that day, and it won't go away, When we lost our 343. So when you see a firetruck speeding by, Manned by the men who fight the fight, Or you hear a wailing siren, in the middle of the n

My Girlfriend's Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Mood Rings
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, he bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond !!!!

Lazy Ass Pregnant People
ok listen before I even get started don't read the rest of this if you are sensitive to shit!!!! FOR ALL OF YOU LAZY ASS PREGNANT WOMEN OUT THERE THAT CONSTANTLY BITCH ABOUT HOW BAD THERE ANKLES ARE SWOLLEN AND HOW MUCH THERE FEET HURT. OK IT IS ONE THING IF YOU ARE HAVING COMPLICATION AND I GIVE PROPS TO THE WOMEN THAT CARRY TO TERM WITH COMPLICATIONS AND SURVIVE!!!! BUT FOR THE REST OF OU WOMEN YOU LAY ON YOUR ASS AND BITCH LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THE HELL I WENT THROUGH WHILE 7-81/2 MONTHS PREGNANT, I WENT THROUGH MY LAST 8 1/2 MONTHS OF COLLEGE AND THAT INCLUDES GOING THROUGH CLINICALS. AND TRUST ME THAT WAS NOT EASY ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE PUKING EVERY MORNING AND THROUGH OUT THE DAY. AND BEING 8 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT AND DOING THREE MASSAGES A DAY DOES TAKE IT OUT OF YOU! SO TO ALL OF YOU LAZY ASS WOMEN WHO DO NOTHING BUT BITCH ABOUT IT GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING!!! GO FOR A WALK OR SOMETHING CUZ THE MORE ACTIVE YOU ARE THE MORE LIKELY YOUR ANKLES AND FEET WON'T B

What Is A Veteran?
What Is A Veteran? Written by Father Denis O'Brien, USMC. Some veterans bear visible signs of their service: a missing limb, a jagged scar, a certain look in the eye. Other may carry the evidence inside them: a pin holding a bone together, a piece of shrapnel in the leg or perhaps another sort of inner steel: the soul's alloy forged in the refinery of adversity. Except in parades, however, the men and women who have kept America safe wear no badge or emblem. You can't tell a vet just by looking.......What is a vet? He is the cop on the beat who spent six months in Saudi Arabia sweating two gallons a day making sure the armored personnel carriers didn't run out of fuel. He is the bar room loudmouth, dumber that five wooden planks, whose overgrown frat-bog behavior is outweighed a hundred times in the cosmic scales by four hours of exquisite bravery near the 38th parallel. She, or he, is the nurse to fought against futility and went to sleep sobbing every night for two solid years

The Place Where My Heart Lives
Deep down inside that special place that lives inside my heart I found you wandering through ... I took hold of your hand and walked you around and asked you not to depart. For when I visit that lonely room where my heart sometimes does stay and find you there I wonder where you've been before today. And the pleasure and passion that fills that room when you are here makes me feel so good that I wish you would stay forever, my dear. Now, that room where I found you is quiet again waiting for you to arrive but the memories you left there are warm and sincere and that's what keeps this feeling alive. So, the door to that room will stay open waiting for you, once again to fill it with pleasure too immense to measure - just waiting and wondering when.

Things That Make You Go Hmmm?
Why, Why, Why > >do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are >getting dead? > >Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is >not enough money? > >Why does someone believe you when you say there are four >billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? > >Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? > >Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? > >Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > >Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a >revolver at him? > >Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? > >Whose idea was it to >put an "S" in the word "lisp"? > >If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? > >Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are >always white? > >Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? > >Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that >something new to eat will have m

Blonde Executed
Blonde Executed Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

Road Trip!
Ok from the looks of it if we decide to go to a infertilty specialist we are either going to have to go to lexington or louisville! fun fun! the cost is what is getting me but, hell if it gets me a baby than I would sell my own mom! just kidding (maybe) I think my main this is a horomones so, that can hopefully be treated with little effort on everyones part....some of these procedures are like really complicated and really costly....but, you got to do what you got to do...

A Dream
I can smell the fragrance of your hair, When i run my hand through it. i can feel the warmth of your body, when i hold it. i can see the sparkle in your eyes, when i look deep into them. i can hear the seranade of your voice, when you speak to me. i can taste the strawberry scent in your mouth, when i kiss you slowly and passionatley.

Have You Ever...
I was watching film on TV tonight, called 'Ghost' Starring Patrick Swayze. (Yes i know kind of an oldie, but nothing else was on.) It reminded me of the love that i lost and at the same time it reminded me of the people i lost in my life too. It's like one film but two things mingled in one. If you get what i mean by that? For me its not often that i think back to things like that when i watch a film because a film is a film and life is life. Somehow tonight it touched me in someway, well in both ways. I just wanted to know whether you have experienced anything like that and if you like, feel free to talk about it and share it. What are your views? (If you have any or experienced anything like that.)

Missing Some Aspect Of My Life
Alone in a room full of people I can hear myself think and breathe, the sound is annoying in its constant flow, Thoughts go in breath goes out. The daily drum of life, while around me things wiz and beeb and demand attention that I refuse to give. I am lost in a thought of you. You with ti-dyed hair, you with ice for eyes, You with a smile that could scare me from this place Everything right now is about you. Controlling my thoughts without lifting a finger. How was you're day? How are you feeling? Are you happy? Do you still love me? These are questions I ask, not to you, but of myself for you. Another intake of air and another idea of you. The smell of you, the taste of skin, the way you scream when I bite you. The wuss of a vampire. My contradiction, I adore you. One thought pressing on the core of my being, one that demands release. So this is love?

How Does It Feel To Want?
I want to network with other artists. I want to have artist friends. I want to make a little money from my artwork! I want there to be more than four artists, including myself, on Cherry Tap. I want all other artists to join the art lounge I made (Art is Love) so we can fullfill the afforementioned networking want. I want to NOT be the only person who wants these things! Ok, I'm done rambling now. But seriously, I want to meet other artists on CT! PS: I'm so sick of people who list their interests as partying and drinking and hanging out. Don't you want to actually DO SOMETHING?

Love
we are not what we see but ...what we want to see Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breaths away. 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won`t make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn`t love you the way you want them to, doesn`t mean they don`t love you with all they have. 4.. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can`t have them 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don`t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn`t willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet theperson,

Let Me Show You Death (part 2)
Come with me, if you like you can grab my hand I’ll show a life that had been lead and lived so bland And a life that had so much soul and had so much planned Come with me and I’ll tell you on how it all went wrong I’ll show you how something so weak came from something so strong And a life that didn’t survive with a mind that just didn’t belong Come with me and I’ll show you, so you can learn from my mistakes I’ll show you how love can be changed and be turned in to hate And how a mind ready for knowledge turned into a mental state Come close, I’ll tell you how I was killed by my past I’ll explain why I couldn’t cope and why I couldn’t last And how I tried to make amends even with my final gasp Come listen to stories of hurt that I was alleged to have been the source I’ll say that there was more then me, others were involved of course And I’ll own up to my failings and you will see my remorse Come and look and look close into my eyes and you will see I’ll rem

Sexy Ladies Out There
There is a Sexy Lingerie contest being put on by the prince of cherry tap it is starting Thrusday at 7:00 PM Eastern Time and Will end Monday T 7:oo PM Eastern Time. IF you want to join let the Prince OF Cherry Tap a quick message ok. THE C T PRINCE@ CherryTAP all Sexy LAdies are welcome to join. The rules are comment all that you want. The one with the most comments wins he need 16 more ladies to join to have this contest.

Blah Blah
1. How old will you be in five years? right now? 30, give it a few weeks, then i'd have to say 31 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with yesterday? in person...my girls 3. How tall are you? 5 10 4. what do you look forward to in the next 6 weeks? birthday...yay, though i was promised that i can buy new boots.... 5. What's the last movie you saw? umm..oh finally saw napoleon dynamite 6. Who is the last person you called? i left a message for someone cuz he never answers his phone 7. Who was the last person to call you? umm...my mom? .8. What was the last text message you received? i don't know 9. Do you prefer to call or text? call..i like to hear voices 10. Do you have any pets? a pussy and a ferret 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? i was feeling sick 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? married 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? it's been a few months 14. What color are your eyes? greenish gr

The Brothers Kangaroo
The two kangaroo brothers were quite different. Older brother was a good dancer and a star athlete. All the girl kangaroos were enamored of him. He seemed to have a different girlfriend each week. Younger brother enjoyed browsing quietly in the eucalyptus. Girl kangaroos barely noticed he was alive. In high school, older brother was captain of the high jump team. Girl kangaroos hopped around him and swooned. Younger brother continued his browsing. Sometimes he bounded alone across the dusty plain. Other times he could be found in the library. At night, in the room they shared, Older Brother bragged about his successes. Younger Brother said nothing. Years passed. Younger Brother found a wonderful wife. They had two lovely joeys. He was sublimely happy. Older Brother still had many different girlfriends, though he no longer jumps so high nor so far as before. At a family reunion, Older Brother talked endlessly about his many new girlfriends. Younger Brother nodded poli

Mmmm..yummy White.chocolate
You are White Chocolate You have a strong feminine side with a good bit of innocence thrown in. Whether your girlish ways are an act or not, men like to take care of you. You are an understated beauty, and your power is often underestimated! What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

Time To Go Paint Naked People.
As most of you know, I always say, "Time to go draw naked people" when I'm off to Figure Drawing. Well, we're starting the figure in my painting class today, so it's time to go paint naked people. This is both good and bad. Good: ~I think this painting'll be a lot of fun ~Every painting I do is coming out better than the one before it ~I just generally really like my painting class Bad: ~The model we have is one that tends to move more than I'm used to (I was spoiled by Roz, Mike, and Craig over the summer...pretty much anyone else moves too much for my tastes, lol). ~I may be harboring anger from last week, but Steve is really fucking pissing me off lately. And I don't want to hear all his lewd jokes while I'm trying to paint. However, I think the good outweighs the bad...because I've worked with Karen in Figure Drawing, and I can get over the fact she moves, and I can always set up my easel on the other side of the room from Steve. He'll take a hint that I'm mad

Immortal Tech Lyrics #2
Talking] The new age is upon us And yet the past refuses to rest in its shallow grave For those who hide behind the false image of the son of man shall stand before God!!! It has begun The beginning of the end Yeah.. Yeah... yeah, yeah [Verse 1] The voice of racism preaching the gospel is devilish A fake church called the prophet Muhammad a terrorist Forgetting God is not a religion, but a spiritual bond And Jesus is the most quoted prophet in the Qu'ran They bombed innocent people, tryin' to murder Saddam When you gave him those chemical weapons to go to war with Iran This is the information that they hold back from Peter Jennings Cause Condoleeza Rice is just a new age Sally Hemmings I break it down with critical language and spiritual anguish The Judas I hang with, the guilt of betraying Christ You murdered and stole his religion, and painting him white Translated in psychologically tainted philosophy Conservative political right wing, ideology Glued together

H_e_l_l_o
GOOD MORNING While you have your first cup of coffee, Set back and listen to some music and read about HELLO. Have you ever thought what this word stands for? Read on.... Do you know that a simple "hello" can be a sweet one? The word H E L L O means: H =How are you? E = Everything all right? L = Like to hear from you L = Love to see you soon! O =Obviously, You are my friend... So, HELLO! It has made me smile every time I say hello since then So send this message to the people you care about. Just thinking of you! I only sent this to people that I knew would NOT break The chain or that believe in the power of prayer. May today there be peace within you. May you trust your God that you are exactly where you are meant to be. "I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when Our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." Hope you are drinking

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

What Fight Style Are You
what fighting style do you have? Martial ArtistBruce Lee is your idol and favorite past time. you keep your composure and never panic. your a black belt in whatever style you trian in and a very worthy advisary. Wax on Wax off Take this test

Memories
walking down a path seeing a flower in bloom seeing you there picking some flowers in bloom walking down to the stream seeing you there swimming around watching the clouds slowly fly by seeing your face there walking on making my way throught the brush seeing my cabin ahead as you exit waving to me seeing you all around love has me enraptured for all i see is you my world my life

The Golden Screw
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a golden sc

Hide But You Won't Seek!
Romans 4:8 “Blessed is the man to whom the Lord will not impute sin.” God has imputed His righteousness to every believer. That means that instead of your sin being on your account, it is His righteousness. Not only has He forgiven you and covered your sins, but He has given you His righteousness. You will fail, but God will not impute that to you. If God were to impute sin to you, then when you fail you would be lost again. How much sin would it take to make you lost? Just one half of one sin. You see, you are not going to heaven because you are perfect. No one is perfect. But, we have received Christ as our righteousness. And in His eyes, we are perfect. Have you tried to hide something from God – thinking He won’t find out? Isaiah 29:15 says "Woe to those who go to great depths to hide their plans from the LORD, who do their work in darkness and think, "Who sees us? Who will know?" Read Psalm 32 today and learn about how God desires a relationshi

The Silence
I am drowning in the silence. This quietness I can no longer stand. At one time I adored being alone. But now crave the attention from another. The silence drives me mad It makes me think. Think of the worst. I cant take it. With all these thoughts. I feel I will burst. I sit in a room. All alone. Starring out the window. To the darkness outside. Its the silence that drives me mad. Can I? Will I? Just pull the.. Wait I can't. What am I thinking. Great now I'm talking to myself. What is wrong with me? Nothing, I'm fine. I'm just not all there. Being alone for so long. No one there for me. No one to care. Whats the difference. Its always been this way. How come its never been this bad. Only because the silence now drives me mad? Its makes me think. And I think hard. I don't like this feeling. Just let it go away. I have butterflies in my stomach. And I feel so much pain. Pull the.. Slash the.. Swallow the... I can't. Damn am I insane

The Four Types Of Orgasms
The Four Types of Orgasms Question: I was married for 15 years and am now divorced. I didn't experience an orgasm during sex until late in my marriage. Now I am in a very loving relationship with someone else. I enjoy our sex very much, but I have yet to have an orgasm. Sex with my new partner is very good from start to finish, but no matter how relaxed I feel or how good he feels, I don't have the type of orgasms where your body shakes. Is there such a thing as just plain enjoying the lovemaking and staying extremely moist without having an orgasm? Are there different types of orgasms? Answer: Great question! And one that has stumped sexologists and sexual bliss-seekers alike. I have found that there appear to be four anatomically specific orgasms: clitoral, G-spot, vaginal and anal. Yes, each of these sexual areas seems to produce a unique sensation and type of orgasm. And naturally, each one is stimulated by a finger or hand, mouth, penis, vibrator, dildo or some other object

My Name
Discover the hidden meaning in your name Scarlet With your charismatic personality and persuasive powers you naturally attract all the good things in life which you could want. Kind, generous and sincere you are a good friend and partner with strong attachments to home and family. You are ambitious and have sound business acumen, this together with a natural love of life ensures that you enjoy success financially and in your relationships. its not all true but its so nice thanx Lee

Quick Thinker!
A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standingright behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."

About Me...
About You Full Name: Ari D. Age: 24 Brithdate: March 19th, 1982 Birthplace: Van Nuys, CA. Current Location: Middle of Nowhere Heritage: 1/2 Redneck, 3/8 Russian, 1/8 Italian Religion: Agnostic School: BA in Business/Economics (BLAH!!!) GPA: 3.0 Grade: N/A Tatoos: 3 planned Piercings: none Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Hazel Height: 5'7" Shoe Size: 9.5 Favorites Food: Ribeye Steak, Medium Rare. Or Sushi. Beverage: Water Soda: Diet Code Red Mountain Dew Movie: Boondock Saints *just one of my favs* TV Show: WWE, Southpark, Good Eats, Iron Chef, Mythbusters Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip Restaurant: Edomasa Sushi (Santa Barbara, CA) Sport: Ummm.... Hangout Spot: Shooting Range. Store: Hot Topic Book: The Stand In a Guy/Girl Eye Color: Any Hair Color: Any Long or Short: Any Height: Any Personality: Relaxed and outgoing Hot or Cute: Cute Age: -3 to +2 of mine. Muscular or Skinny: Average, curves are a plus! This or That Family Guy/South

~dj Twisted Angel~wiccan Family~
such a beauty quite a lady forever loving warm of spirit shining so bright a beacon in the darkest night gentle of spirit quick to help others a woman of beauty an desire perfection meets the world

Running From The Cops
Running from the Cops A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason Why you were speeding that I've never heard befo

Love Your Friendz Day! ;o)
Today is "LOVE YOUR FRIENDZ DAY" Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. you are a TRUE FRIEND.... I LOVE YOU SO MUCH -------------------------------------- If you get a dozen your loved!! _________________.s$$_________ ____s$ ________________s$$$?______s__ ___s$³ ______________.s$$$___ __.s$, ___s$$³ _____________s$$$$³______.s$__ _.$$³ ________, ____$$$$$.______s$³__ __³$ ________$___$$$$$$s_____s$³___ __³, _______s$___³$$$$$$$s___$$$, ` ____.. _______$$____³$$$$$$s.__³$$s__ ___, , ________³$.____³$$$$$$$s_.s$$$_ ___ _______`$$.____³$$$$$$$_$$$$__ _s³ ________³$$s____³$$$$$$s$$$³__ s$³ _________³$$s____$$$$$s$$$$`__ s$$ ______s.__$$$$___s$$$$$$$$³_.s $$³__ ______$$_s$$$$..s$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $³__ ______s$.s$$$$s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $_ _____s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$³ ____s$$$ssss$$$$$$$$$$ssss$$$s ___$$s§§§§§§§§§s$$$$s§§§§§§§§§$$ ___³§§§§§§§§§§§§§s$s§§§§§§§§§§§§§³ ___§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§s§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ ___³§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ ____³§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§

Are You A Friend?
If you are my friend and reading this please go comment me a few times. Its very close and hard to keep up! I dont wanna give up just yet center> Hey Guys!!! I am in the CherryTap Goddess Contest. I am certainly not the prettiest gal in this contest. I chose to use my geekygurl picture. A Geek Goddess is a woman who is technically inclined, and also attractive. They are a rare thing, and exert a special brand of power within the geek community. Often outnumbered 4:1 or more, they know the power that they wield, and so reign supreme in the mostly male geek world. Sometimes uncomfortable with other women, they often actively seek out purely male comerades, where they can be sure of their lofty position. This is me This contest is measure by the amount of comments so you can comment 5000 times if you wish! Bomb the heck outta me with comments so I can win this!!! Simply put… I don't care what you might think about me You'll get by without me if yo

Two
I wish I knew what I am looking for. Have you ever had one of those days, where you're just not comfortable anywhere? When you wake up, you feel like you need to get up and move, because bed is the wrong place to be... and the person next to you isn't right either. So you get up, and do something... but whatever you're doing doesn't quite seem to cut it, so you hurry through and get in the shower. Come out and find yourself something to wear... but looking in the mirror just confirms that it's... "ok". Right, so off with the errands of the day. Errands are nice, mindless following of a list, that's easy enough. Then off to some function, where for some reason you feel just a little more rushed or un-centered than normal. At last you head out to do whatever it is you've been planning for that day... probably what's been on your mind all day... and even that doesn't feel right. Just left of center, as it were. So, you go on into the darkness, moving forward because forward also happen

My Thoughts On Music
Music is a healing force. It separates us from our soma, and washes our souls clean, paints pictures from the past on a canvass in our hearts, and sheds sweet light on the hope of a new day. Hyoshi, childs clap, rhythm. It is in all things. A benevolent force which cannot be denied. The stars and the tides are the back beat to this complex human drama as we beep our way into the circling unknown, riding this little galaxie at a steady 4/4. I hear there is a bridge coming soon, and when we cross over that flaming crescendo we will descend in arpeggio into a familiar new. The sun will go on singing siren songs to the night as the moon chases her across the sky, The tides will endure, lapping at the feet of lovers, and the morose sounds from a bourbon soaked piano will still draw the saltwater truth from the eyes of one who has lost. Music, melody and rhythm amalgamate into manna that feeds the body and soul. Music, a conduit through which we communicate with our maker. Music, the true fo

When Life Seems Not So Great, Just Remember, You Are Someone.
I am someone I walked past a dead face even though the person was alive I saw my eyes in the mirror and cried at the sight I looked at a person I didn¹t know and I met a friend I got heads to turn when I walked past I learned a lot about myself when I lost a new friend I cried every tear in my body when I thought about love I got hit bad then got back in the ring I climbed a mountain of rocks and saw an eagle fly over- head I heard terrible things about myself when no one thought I was listening I realized I was strong when I didn¹t cry when it hurt I found out who I was when I was with someone else I thought I was lost forever when a friend found me I held a life in my hand and it was my own I was a pawn in someone else's game so I surrendered to a brook I walked the fine line between surviving and not wanting to survive I still am I am someone BT

Autobiographyy :-]]
1.Where did you take your default pic? at my house. 2.What exactly are you wearing right now? Tank top & Shorts 3. What is your current problem? dont have one :] 4.What makes you most happy? My friends & cute boys ;] 5. What’s the name of the song that you're listening to? Because i got high - afroman 6.Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? Yes 7.Do you ever watch MTV? Sometimes 8. What’s something that really annoys u ; ignorant people. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 1: 1.Middle name: Alice 3.Current place: Computer chair in my basement 4.Eye color: Hazel Chapter 2: 1.Do you live with your parents? Yessum 2. Do you get along with your parent(s)? Try to 3. Are your parent’s married/separated/divorced? 2gethaa 4.Do you have any Siblings? 2 Brothas ------ Chapter 3: Favorite... 1. Ice Cream: Mint chocolate chip 2. Season? Summer&fall ---------------

10 Golden Rules Of Cherrytap
ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people b/c you are not on in the TOP 10. who really cares, i mean get over it! SIX Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?", "Will you

My Beloved Is Mine And I Am Her
Even like two little bank dividing brooks, That wash the pebbles with their wanton stream, And having ranged and searched a thousand nook Meet both at length in silver breasted Thames Where in a greater current they conjoin So I my Best Beloved's am, so she is mine Even so we met; and after long pursuit Even so we joined; we both became entire No need for either to renew a suit, For I was flax and she was flames of fire Our firm united souls did more than So I my Best Beloved's am, so she is mine. If all those glittering monarchs that command The servile quarters of this earthly ball Should tender in exchange their shares of land, I would not change my fortunes for them all: Their wealth is but a counter to my coin; The world's but theirs, but my Beloved's mine. Nay, more: if the fair Thespian ladies all Should heap together their diviner treasure, That treasure should be deemed a price too small To buy a minute's lease of half my pleasure.

What A Perfect Little Girl
I had a dream about my daughter... she would be absolutely beautiful... Daddy's green eyes, his dark hair, his big lips, his energy, Mommy's cork-screw curls, my nose, my ears, my eagerness to understand and get everything right, my tiny body frame, and my large eye size... a perfect little dark-skinned baby girl, so sweet and innocent... what more could I ask for??? maybe to have her here with me so I could hear her little heart beating, and listen to the sound her lungs make as she takes air in while she sleeps... she did nothing wrong... and I truely wish I could take back what I have done... I love her forever... I'll never forget her... I'll never forgive myself for what I have done... but I got to see her... she is perfect... and nobody will ever take her place in my heart... ever!!!!

Giving Thanks
Giving Thanks For the teenager who is not doing dishes but is watching T.V., because that means he is at home and not on the streets. For the taxes I pay, because it means that I am employed. For the mess to clean after a party, because it means that I have been surrounded by friends. For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means I have enough to eat. For my shadow that watches me work, because it means I am out in the sunshine. For a lawn that needs mowing, and windows that need cleaning, because it means I have a home. For all the complaining I hear about the government, because it means that we have freedom of speech. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot, because it means I am able to walk and that I have transportation. For my huge heating bill, because it means I am warm. For the pile of laundry and ironing, because it means I have clothes to wear. For weariness and achi

Sexual Q & A's
Sexual Q & A's 1) Ever been to a strip club? Yes 2) Ever been to a bar? Yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? No 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? No 7) Had sex in a car? Yes 8.) Had sex in a park? Yes 9) Had sex in a movie theater? Yes 10) Had sex in a bathroom? No 11) Had sex at work? No 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes 13) Bought something from an adult store? Yes 14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? If not yes, pretty close 16) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes 17) Have you ever had a threesome? Yes 18) Are your breasts real? N/A 19) Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes 20) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? No 21) Would you have sex with the person that posted this su

Ok I Like Some Of It
Geb Engaging personality, sensitive, modest, occasionally narcissistic, but can rise above vanity. Colors: male: violet, female: roseCompatible Signs:Set, Horus Dates: Feb 12 - Feb 29, Aug 20 - Aug 31 Role: God of the earthAppearance: Green-skinned man, with leaves all over his body and a goose on his head. Sometimes he was shown laying on his side under his wife, the sky goddess Nut.Sacred animals: goose What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries

Why
We do almost everything that lovers do And that’s why it’s hard, just to be friends with you Every time your heart is broken by the fool I want you to know that it hurts me too It’s hard to wipe your tears away (tears away) Knowing that you should be with me Now tell me why [CHORUS:] Why – why are we still friends When everything says We should be more than we are And tell me why every time I find Someone that I like We always end up just being friends (Just Being Friends) I would hate for you to find somebody new Who you really love, cause it would mean losing you But am I a fool girl not to say If I’m always scared I’ll lose you anyway Somehow somewhere I’ve got to choose (got to choose) No matter if it’s win or lose Now tell me why [CHORUS] I don’t wanna be like your brother I don’t wanna be your best friend I only wanna be your lover When will this end If I told you that I wanna be in your life Then you could be the woman in mine [CHORUS x2]

Home At Last
Wow I drove home today from FTL and it really sucked. The pain killers made me really tired. I dont' think I'll be able to get out of bed tomorrow I am so sore. I will probably only live online for a couple days so I can heal up, too bad this bad ass one year old isn't going to cooperate with my plan. Ah well. GOod thing women are durable.

Is It Wrong?
is it wrong to want sex over relationships?ive gone through so many relationships to where the only thing good was sex(on both parts).atleast thats what ive been told.ive had my heart tore out,chewed up,spit out and stomped into the ground.i'm a guy and a guy needs certian things to function(unfourtunatly)like sex. so if i can still have those nights where my soul comunicates with others and still get my necessities, is that wrong to do instead of getting hurt again? please comment,i value all opinions.

Love Is Like A Rose
Love is like a rose Love is like a rose, without the proper care, it will die, but like a rose, love can be sliced in half, and still have a chance to regrow. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Aww I Love U
learn to say >i love you< in many languages =] (corrected!) afrikaans: ek is lief vir joualbanian: te duaamharic: afekrishalehouarabic: una bahebak (to a man), una bahebik (to a woman)armenian: yes kez si'rumemTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Busy Busy Days!
Okay lets see lets start this starting with last sunday, I had to go into work at 12 around 7:30 an hr before I would be able to go home I passed out *never happend before* my manager went and got me some water, anyways I was not doing so good so I went home early...Monday my son was driving me crazy all day did not want to take his nap *god I love the age of 2* I went to work at 5:30, around 7 once again I passed out again *what the hell is going on*, I've been drinking to many energy drinks so I think thats what did it....anyways we were really busy at work and I felt bad cause once agian I had to leave! Tuesday lets see that was a pretty good day for all of us, my hubby came home with a fake *rolls eyes* christmas tree, I had to go to work last night and omg it was so busy it was non stop till about 10:30 and thats when it happend *boys and girls you will never guess* a group of 20 people came in all with a cart and they started shopping *my mouth dropped* they came up to me to let

Wonderment
Hope this makes you smile... EVER WONDER where we are headed... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons ? Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"? Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why they sterilise the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck togethe

Yay Religion...
Beliefnet's Belief-O-Matic Quiz 1. Neo-Pagan (100%) 2. New Age (93%) 3. Unitarian Universalism (86%) 4. Liberal Quakers (84%) 5. Reform Judaism (80%) 6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72%) 7. Mahayana Buddhism (70%) 8. New Thought (66%) 9. Theravada Buddhism (61%) 10. Bahá'í Faith (61%) 11. Sikhism (60%) 12. Scientology (59%) 13. Jainism (57%) 14. Secular Humanism (55%) 15. Hinduism (52%) 16. Taoism (50%) 17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%) 18. Orthodox Judaism (41%) 19. Orthodox Quaker (39%) 20. Islam (35%) 21. Nontheist (26%) 22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%) 23. Seventh Day Adventist (19%) 24. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (19%) 25. Eastern Orthodox (18%) 26. Roman Catholic (18%) 27. Jehovah's Witness (12%) I wonder...if I start religion shopping again, now that I've identified that I dive he

God Im So Scared!!!
ok so on firday im gonna meet my real dad for the first time.. when he found out my mom was gonna have me he left her and i now just found out his address and his number so im going to meet him i scared and i have only know two dads my hole life my foster father Sherman who died when i was 6 and my dad who i lived with my hole life David so i dont know what to think i have all these thoughts going through my head well he like me what am i gonna say did he ever wish he never left and stayed does he want to try to be a part in my life do i want to think of him a a dad since he left? i dont know what to do im so scared what should i do??

Happy Thanksgiving
I am not sure how to send off one mass email to all of my firends and family. So I will do it like this. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you from Iraq. Have a good one and may you enjoy your freinds and and loved ones on this day.

Love
I am thankful for my familiy and friends. I love my children with all my heart and one day hope to have someone special in my life to love as well. Life is too short not to have that someone special in your life and to me it makes my life much more complete..I am on here to find friends as well as to have a broader spectrum to help find someone special..Will the one I seek be found here...maybe...maybe not..but not to use all tools available to try to find the someone special would be ludricous! I am aware that talking to people on line is not the same as in person, but is anything a guarentee?! I think not! So, along with living everyday and possibly coming into contact with that special person I decided too also include CherryTap as an additional place to meet friends and possibly that special one...We shall see what twist and turns life has in store for me. Love.....

Boo!!!!!!
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1. I was born in Weehawken, NJ...a city most people have never heard of and NO...I don't glow in the dark ;) 2. I'm an only child but I have an "adopted" brother who is 14 and is the light of my life!! 3. I am going to have a beautiful baby girl at the end of January and she is my first! 4. Her name is going to be Emma Grace. I chose Emma because it means "gift from God" and she is my gift. A good friend from here (hello Auntie Candy) chose her middle name for me about 3 months ago. 5. Legally my name is ErinAnne Elizabeth McCain... quite a mouthful...but I have always gone by Erin. I was supposed to be named either Kelly Anne or Kerri Anne so

Teaching You What To Eat In 1900
The Ralston Health Club The following is from the book Book of General Membership of the Ralston Health Club parlor edition, 1900. In later decades they would branch out into other areas with books such as Instantaneous Personal Magnetism, Thought Transference, and Life's Secrets Revealed, but at this time they were still obsessed with telling you what and how to eat. MEAT Meat ought not to be eaten by very young persons, as it often causes nervous derangements, fits and certain indiscretions in youth. The healthiest and purest lives come from those who do not eat meat before the age of fifteen. (pg 114) If you give a piece of meat to a kitten, using such meat as is found on the plate at the ordinary meal in any house, the results may destroy the nervous balance of the animal and send it into convulsions. The experiment as been tried many times, and, although felines are natural meat eaters, caring little for anything else, it has been necessary to limit them in youth, to save cr

Contest
OK SO HERES THE DEAL SEND ME YOUR PICTURE OF YOU OR YOUR MAN,BROTHER, ECT..ALONG WITH THEIR FIRST NAME BASES ONLY PLEASE FOR SECURITY ,RANK,,AND WHAT FORCE THEY ARE IN IN A MESSAGE TO MY INBOX. THEY MUST BE IN UNIFORM TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE IN THE MILITARY. ALSO VETS ARE ALOUD BUT MUST HAVE PROOF THEY WERE OR ARE MILITARY. THE WINNER WILL DEPEND ON THE NUMBER OF VOTES THEY GET NOT COMMENTS. TAKE CARE AND KEEP THIS FUN. SABRINA

Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Romantic Sex StyleYou like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be! Take this test

What Princess Are You?
What Disney Princess are you? BelleYou see past the bad things in people. You also don't settle for someone who is below your standards. You care about your education and you love your family. It takes a lot to win your heart, but once someone does they can count on you to be loyal. Take this test

Unnoticed
And so another birthday goes by, and not once did anyone wish me well. I've spent most of myu life trying to go about with out attracting much attention to myself. I s'pose I've suceeded in that endeavour. Perhaps i should stop living as the shadow i call myself and open up and let myself be known. Well, that's all I've got to say, and need to hit the sack because work takes alot of my time and perhaps that's why i don't do much. to whomever reads this, this is my first blog entry ever, so don't pay too much attention to it

What U Think
i try to stab my heart but it dosent seem to be there with every plug into my heart i hear a light dull thud in the empty space where my heart use to lay where it wnet or who took it is oblivious to me and why or where they took it is even more lost to me why would they do such a thing i have no clue as i sit there and ponder these things i can feel my blood slowly flow away until im here and now in front of every one as the bloodlessvampire you all know love and hate i am the one who goes bump in the night the one all little kids are born to fear the one who is no one anymore the one who will always live to die alone

What Is Love (poem)
Everyone wonders what love is how being in love feels or if its even real If love is just a feeling then why so much hurt if love is lost what is love what happens when someone loves you but you are affraid to love back for the fear of getting hurt again If love is what everyone wants how can it be a feeling cause theres so much happiness if its there, is that love what is love How do you know you have love cause someone tells you or you say it to someone when do to you know if its love not lust why every where you look you see love or what you think is love but youve never had love then again what is love People say they found true love how do that know its true cuz there happy at that moment then all the sudden there hurting so is it really true love... Is love in the bible im not sure maybe but ive never heard of it in there what is love so leads people to think everyone says you feel love but no one knows where it comes fro

Prayer Of The Goddess
Gracious Goddess Who are Maiden, Mother, and Crone, Celebrated by Your Name, Help me to live in peace Upon Your Earth And grant me safety in Your arms. Guide me along my chosen path And show me Your great eternal love As I strive to be kind to those Who don't understand Your ways And lead me safely to Your Cauldron of Rebirth For it is Your Spirit that lives within me And protects me Forever and ever. So mote it be. *Use this prayer whenever you find yourself in an uncomfortable situation or you feel a need for the Lady's protection.*

Gospel Of The Witches Chapt. 14
The Goblin Messengers of Diana and Mercury The following tale was not given to me as connected with the Gospel of the Witches, but as Diana appears in it, and as the whole conception is that of Diana and Apollo in another form, I include it in the series. Many centuries ago there was a folletto, goblin, or spirit, or devil-angel-chi sa?-who knows what? and Mercurio, who was the god of speed and of quickness, being much pleased with this imp, bestowed on him the gift of running like the wind, with the privilege that whatever he pursued, be it spirit, a human being, or animal, he should certainly overtake or catch it. This folletto had a beautiful sister, who, like him, ran errands, not for the. gods, but for the goddess (there was a female god for every male, even down to the small spirits); and Diana on the same day gave to this fairy the power that, whoever nught chase her, she should, if pursued, never be overtaken. One day the brother saw his sister speeding like a flash o

Last But Not Least...
Have you heard about the gay who put a nicotine patch on his penis? He's down to three butts a day. If a round peg fits into a round hole, and a square peg fits into a square hole, then why isn't the end of a penis shaped like an axe? Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore ? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party... and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party....... except you. Q. What's the Australian kiss? A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under! What is worse than a dead dog on your piano? An infected pussy on your organ.

Blowing Kisses To Heaven
Blowing Kisses to Heaven, That's what I can do, Every time I want to say, How much "I Love You" Blowing Kisses to Heaven, I know that you love me, I am so blessed and so thankful, That God sent you to our family. Everyone that met you, Claimed you as their own, Gentle, so caring, so giving, so kind, A truest gift, wrapped from God's heart to mine. Now you are receiving, Blessings so deserved, And every time I think of you I'll blow kisses to Heaven, From my heart to yours ! We love you Mom

Military Wife/gf./fiancee Handbook!!!
1. Don't count on anything ! ! 2. Don't listen to ANYONE on the outside. All you will get is negative remarks, which will make things harder for you to deal with. 3. When he becomes stubborn and a royal pain in the ass, just remind yourself he's probably had a bad day, and being away from you is hard on him too. So just let him rant and don't take it personal. 4. When you're down and miss him, treat yourself. 5. Learn how to listen if you don't know how! He will need you, you will be the one he comes to when he needs to bitch, but don't bitch back... This is a hard time for our men and they need us much more than sometimes they think they do ! 6. Love your Soldier, be truthful, and reassure him, even if he is deployed he'll have someone to come back too ! 7. He will try to pull away at some point. Whether directly telling you to move on, not wait for him or just becoming distant. It's a way they try of dealing, stick with him cause he really does want (and need)

Live Webcam Cumshot : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another LC cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam, with Yahoo. I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :) Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Note: You don't need a webcam (but let me know if you have one) Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) - More Skin album - Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy

Sexy Train!
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier

An Offer For My Friends (not Selling Anything)
If you're ever in need of some PC advice, especially around security and keeping your kids safe online, don't hesitate to look me up on yahoo or MSN at: yahoo - peterjhillier MSN - peterjhillier@hotmail.com I have lot's of free resources and can almost 100% of the time find you a free one!

Pool Cues
Alright, this is more for me than anything, i just wanted to complete this tell a little of the path i have taken to get to this part. Any how, I was a bit bored and like all cue builders before me have said and ill say it to, I wasnt bad at pool and liked to play quite a bit even joining league wich i played for about 5 years or so. Any how for me personaly i was always fascinated by the equipment, and had wondered how to build a pool cue. well I am an unrepentent tool junky so i wasnt out anything if i started procuring tools in such on this adventure. well now i wasnt getting fartrying to teach myself, so i hung out at the moose loge in minot and becoming a member, as its more of a blue collar rtirment club, organisation, etc. and jackpot, kinda lots of wood workers, so i learned how to use those tools well, wich was damn helpful building cue blanks. then i was stuck, i couldnt turn those blanks into butts, kinda, i could turn them down by hand on a wood lathe, but then i would h

I Just Wanna
I just wanna hear your voice every day even if it's a phone call sayin 'baby I'm okay', I just wanna feel your embrace everytime I see you but I only get it some days and I ask for it too, I just wanna hold your hand in the outside world the night we met you were so kind even though I just hurled, I just wanna taste your gentle lips against mine but I know you don't like to so I say that it's fine, I just wanna be with you even though I wanna say goodbye it hurts so bad when I find out you told me a lie, I just wanna believe you won't do what he did but when I'm upset you tell me I'm acting like a little kid, I just wanna know what you want me to do when I try to let go you say 'but baby wait I love you', I just wanna understand what your heart feels I know you love me but I wonder if what we have is real, I just wanna see you show the love you have inside I keep thinking about the endless nights that I cried, I just wanna love you why can't you see

I Wish
i wish you were still the one i talked to every night i'd let my guard down, and i won't start a fight i wish i could look deep in your eyes i'd look past the bad times, and all the lies i wish i could hold your hand in mine i'd reach for you first, and let go at the end of time i wish you were still the shoulder where i lean and cry i'd let tears fall forever, until the day that i die i wish i could feel your body lying next to me i'd wrap my arms around you, then we'd both fall asleep i wish your arms still embraced me with a hug i'd take it again any day, it's better than drugs i wish i was still the one kissing your lips i'd kiss you forever, my heartbeat still skips i wish the words 'i love you' still rolled off your tongue i'd be so happy, and again i'd feel loved i wish i could still say that you are mine i'd even be happy in the rain, cause you were my sunshine i wish i didn't fall so hard i'd realize later, i got played like a card i wis

4 That Someone..muahz!
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

The Soldier
The Military: The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as halfman, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but

Yea For Grumpy!!
I'm just a little black rain cloud Hovering under the honey tree I'm just a little black rain cloud Pay no attention to little me Everyone knows that a rain cloud Never eats honey, no, not a nip I'm just floating around over the ground Wondering where I will drip

The Husband Store
>Subject: Husband store > > >A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a >woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the >entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! > >There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the >shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may >choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a >floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a >woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. . > > On the first floor the sign on the door reads: > >Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. > >The second floor sign reads: > > >Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. > > >The third floor sign reads: > > >Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are >extremely good looking. > > "Wow," she thinks, but fee

A Lil Advice
Things to make you smile...... Always try to help a friend in need Believe in yourself Be brave...but it's ok to be afraid sometimes Study hard Give lots of kisses Laugh often Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number Always try to see the glass half full Meet new people, even if they look different to you Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless Take lots of naps.. Be weird whenever you have the chance Love your friends, no matter who they are Don't waste food RELAX Take an occasional risk Try to have a little fun each day. ...it's important Work together as a team Share a joke with friends Fall in love with someone.. ...and say "I love you" often Express yourself creatively Be conscious of your appearance Always be up for surprises Love someone with all of your heart Share with friends Watch your step It will get better There is

My Son
You mean more to me, Than anyone else ever could, You are my son, The one who can make me smile, On the days I feel the worst. The bounce in your step, Your amazing smile, They way you wiggle when you dance. There could never be anyone, More precious than you. You are like the sun, Shining on me everyday, Giving me hope, For the days to come. Jenn

Yada Yada Yada Part 2
Ok so I am bored...and the kids are fighting...well not so much at the moment but more then they need to be. So I feel the need to blog. More like ramble on about nothing because that is all I ever do in a blog. Well unless I am upset about something. Which at this point I have nothing bothering me. Well nothing big anyway. Just the normal things. lol Life is going fairly well right now. I am happy where I am at, well other then being broke all the time. I need to get out and find my ass a job. Someday I would like to move out of here. lol I can always dream right? Seems like that is all I do is dream. I need to make these dreams a reality. So my 30th birthday is on Tuesday. I am looking forward to it for some odd reason. Hopefully I will get to celebrate it this weekend. We'll see. Depends on if I have a sitter and what my friends wanna do and well if I have money or not. If I don't celebrate it no biggie. It's part of life you can't always get what you want.

Only A Day Away...
Well Tomorrow is the big day. I am taking the LSAT. Wow, I can't believe it is finally here, the test that can break me or make me. I have to admit I am nervous but at the same time confident. I think what is making this a bit difficult is the fact that the person who encouraged me to do this has not spoken to me in almost 2 weeks but I understand why. I also know he is proud of me and believes in me. Today was a relax day for me. I spent the day out with Kristina. Now tonight I am going to brush up a bit on some stuff and just relax. I am hoping to be in bed at a reasonable time and not wake up in the middle of the night like I have been for the past few nights. I hate these nightmares I am having and I wish I knew the reason behind them. Kelly is spending the night cause she is going to drive me to the exam and then pick me up. We are also spending the weekend together, so it should be fun. Anyways I will keep you all posted on how the test went... Loves, Hugs, Kisse

All I Want In A Man
Well this is my first blog so here goes. Why is it all the good men are either taken, married or gay? It seems that it is getting harder to find what I am looking for. I dont ask for much just a fun loving guy who is going to love me for who I am. Cause i wont change who I am for any one but myself. I want a guy who always has a smile on his face. A guy who acts his age not his dick size. Some one who I can have a mature conversation with that is not always about sex. A guy that is faithful and trust worthy that I know if I give him my heart that he wont brake it. Some one who is not scared to be himself and is independent and loves life. Who knows what he wants and is not scared to take a chance. But I guess this kind of guy only exists in my dreams and that I am asking for too much

First Christmas Joke Of The Season. (lmao Ty Rodney)
for those of you that really know me you will see at the end y i think this is tooooo funny!!!!! First Christmas joke of the Season. Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins....

This Chick That I Went Out With In High School
WHAT'S UP EVERY ONE ??? IM LOOKING FOR THIS LADY NAMED COLLEN K. AMY,, SHE WENT TO SHOOL AT LINDHURST HIGH SHCOOL WITH ME ... I ALMOST MARRIED HER, WHEN WE WHERE GOING OUT. JUST WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN AND SEE HOW SHE'S DOING. THANKS FOR ANY HELP YOU CAN GIVE ME. LARRY

A Few Things That Bug Me...
Ok I haave a few things that are bugging me today..WHAT else is new! Ok #1 Guys!Men! When you leave me comments dont leave me naked women or men for that matter. I dont wanna see noones tittys or ass! You can certainly find something else..hell take a sec and type a comment. I dont leave sexy comments! Thats just not me. As I said I am here for friendship! And #2 When I add people I RATE them! PLEASE dont tell me to when you comment or message me. I know how this place works! I been here long enought to know enough to rate people. I dont beg for rates. I am just not a beggar! If you like me or think my profile rocks its up to you! And #3 NOONE GAVE ME ANY CANDEH!!! :(

First Christmas Joke
>> Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the >> pearly gates. >> "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, >> >> "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into >> heaven." >> >> >> >> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. >> >> He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. >> "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. >> >> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. >> He shook them and said, "They're bells." >> Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". >> >> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets >> >> and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. >> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, >> >> "And just what do those symbolize?" >> The man replied, "These are Carols." >> >> And So The Holiday Season Begins.... >>

My Promise To You
This is my promise to you From my heart and my soul this is true Bring you happyness Give you all the best Spend all my time on you This is my promise to you Darling nothing wil ever hurt you Cause your happyness is my happyness I'll always and forever be true This is my promise to you

Open My Eyes
when i close my eyes i see her lips see them coming near i feel wet lips brush against my ear. when i close my eyes i see her hands i feel them on my chest rubbing rhythmically caressing affectionately. when i close my eyes i see hers gazing into mine looking at me, into me through me seducing soundlessly. when i close my eyes i see her tongue feel it teasing mine tasting my neck sweet, wet tastes just fine. when i open my eyes she's watching the sunrise not wearing last nite's skirt or blouse only my favorite shirt nothing more and i'm aroused...

Lyrics
This song reminds me of a certain ex it describes things with him almost completely. EVANESCENCE LYRICS "My Immortal" I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus:] When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating light Now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus] I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But thoug

I Cried A Tear Today!
Today i cried a tear drop today that tear drop fell Now the love is gone from me the love we knew so well I cried all night til' dawn and a letter i tried to write For today my heart was broke in two as you walk slowly out of sight I don't know how I'll make it or How I'll get along I only know that you have left and the love we had is gone So when the sun is shinning over the weary sea Will you walk the shores of love and think a thought of me.... 5/25/05

#2 Of The 88 Precepts
2. Whatever People's perception of God, or Gods, or the motive Force of the Universe might be, they can hardly deny that Nature's Law are the work of, and therefore the intent of, that Force. So the second of the 88 precepts seems to be a continuation of the first, furthturing a discussion of religion and faith. The first stated that any teaching that denies or contradicts Nature's Law is false. Now, as number two explains, this is not a denial of the validity of all faiths. Some feel that believing in any god or pantheon of gods is, in and of itself, a denial of Nature's Laws. After all, there are certain churches that deny that dinosaurs ever existed. There are certain religions, in fact, that dispute many, if not most, scientific discoveries of the past century. So in essence, these particular groups have "given a bad name" to almost all religions. People hear these denials from one church, and assume they speak for all religions. But the second precept tells us differently. S

How To Make A Skin
skins..< you need two windows open for this> rip a skin from someone and use this as a starter, go into your skins scroll until you see "my skin" to the right it says "edit skin", click it this opens a new window with the skin coding inside. right click and hit select all hit the back button hit create a skin at the top and it opens a new skin delete everything in the blank skin paste the skin you copied there name it and save it this is the one you will be using to make changes to instead of changing the original now in a different window open your pic hosting site (photobucket.com or pictub.com go to the pic you want to use you need to copy the IMG code then go back to the skin you are working on scroll down about a quarter way down the page should be about the 10th or 15th paragraph it says body background(it is much longer than the rest) that is where you paste the IMG code at just replace the http:// so forth from http: to jpg it will shove in the IMG as wel

What Is Your Concept Of Heaven?
What is your concept of heaven? "How happy are those who fear the Lord—all who follow his ways! You will enjoy the fruit of your labor. How happy you will be! How rich your life! Psalm 128:1-2 NLT Anyone who wants to come to him must believe that there is a God and that he rewards those who sincerely seek him. Hebrews 11:6 NLT He died for us so that we can live with him forever, whether we are dead or alive at the time of his return. 1 Thessalonians 5:10 NLT " Made for another world "Most of us find it very difficult to want "Heaven" at all—except in so far as "Heaven" means meeting again our friends who have died. One reason for this difficulty is that we have not been trained: Our whole education tends to fix our minds on this world. Another reason is that when the real want for Heaven is present in us, we not recognise it. Most people, if they had really learned to look into their own hearts, would know that they do want, and want acutely, something that

The Spirit Of A Finisher
The Spirit of a Finisher Richard Roberts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you look through the Bible, you will notice the spirit of a finisher throughout. God is a finisher. What He begins, He intends to finish, including what He has begun in your life. What do I mean by "finish"? Well, do you have a dream that God has put in your heart, but you wonder if it will ever come to pass? Perhaps something has caused an interruption in your dream, but God intends to finish what He has begun. David told his son, Solomon, to be strong and courageous, and do it. Fear not, be not dismayed, for the Lord God...is with you. He will not fail or forsake you until you have finished all the work for the service of the house of the Lord (I Chronicles 28:20 AMP). Jesus' life and ministry on earth was focused on finishing what God had called Him to do. Once, when the disciples wanted Jesus to eat, He said, "My nourishment comes fr

2 & 3
WAS going to be a boob-a-rama of jiggly things cos that would really tickle me but the powers that be are scared and I would get thrown off and and and and yadda yadda so I am not even allowed to say bum incase that is too rude for school.

Cumm Show Me How Many Cherry Vote U Can Give Me
CHERRY PICKIN IS ALMOST OVER PLEASE GO VOTE FOR ME FOR THE SEXIEST NON TOP CHERRY CONTEST AND LEAVE A SMALL COMMENT . U CAN VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS U WANT. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL UR FRIENDS, FAMILY AND FANS..THIS 40 YR OLD NEEDS ALL THE HELP SHE CAN GET TO WIN THE SEXIEST NON TOP CHERRY CONTEST. TY HUN MWAHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.......HERE IS THE LINK TO GO VOTE http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=3850497396

Be Honest Please..
Your name: Where did we meet?: Take a stab at my middle name: Do I believe in God?: How long have you known me?: Do I smoke?: What was your first impression of me upon meeting?: Color of my eyes?: Do I have any siblings?: What is JUST ONE of my favorite things to do?: Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?: What's my favorite type of music?: What is the best feature about me?: Am I shy or outgoing?: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?: What's your favorite memory of me?: Any special talents?: Would you consider me a friend?: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?: If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?:

Dark Love
I see her first darkly through skein-nets of trees, she is a brilliant flash of white pensive and private, she broods in the woods the darkling woods thinking of the dark the dark demon of the night how he comes to her with dark-bright featherwings to enfold and restrain to capture and possess, how she writhes, moans and cries out……..wakes in the morning to an empty bed, how he haunts her heart spaces through the sun-filled hours with his dark hope……..with his demon grasp but then . . . . she sits in a sunny place till her perfect lover comes to sit quietly with her and does not touch her nor writhe nor moan with her nor delight her body but sits and says nothing while her dark bird hovers…….. unseen yet bright-dark in the world by JCSTREET

"she" Is Me.
He claimed love was a myth, nothing more then a dream he dares not, Then what was this deep aching within his chest? As though her passions were a tide, following the command of the moon, She brought forth in him, waves of rapture, which were beginning to crest. He denies the emptiness whenever she’s out of his sight, He wanders through each day only half- aware of what surrounds him, The need to hear her voice, feel her touch, is sometimes unbearable, As is the want to hold her each night, become lost in the scent of her skin. He’s plagued by an insatiable appetite that consumes all thought, For not one woman has ever evoked such raw desire, To laugh with her is amazing, to make her laugh, incredible, Tender sounds of sweetness sifting through wildfire. Straight to the heart, to the depths of his soul, Yet love remains something he cannot conceive, Even with open eyes he is still so very blind, For “ he “ is you, and “ she “ is me. By:Unknown

Can't Believe I Did This
yes i entered i entered a contest. i kept hearing this about this pic so i said what the hell. if you agree vote for me, if not don't. i honestly don't think i'll win for i'm just an everyday joe. hopefully i get this stupid link thing right this time. click here to vote for me

Just Feeling Useless
ok , well , I have been sitting up late at night , for a very long time , just trying to figure out how to find someone to worship , and I have had such a person in my life and , for the life of me I cannot figure out why they have cast all that aside , yes , I have made some mistakes in the relationships of the past , and I know it is completely unheard-of , to have learned from them , and to have tried not to make the same ones again... I have for the last 19 years had real problems in dealing with loss , I have had a real hard time dealing with the fact that everyone I have ever cared about , at some point or another has abandoned me.. So when , it comes to me having a relationship with someone , it takes a while for me to really trust them and to give them the abused heart that I have, I had a beautiful woman once and she was the best anyone could ever hope to have in their life , and being the idiot that I have become , I had to screw it all up , I had no idea , at

Charlie Brown
Blump·kin Main Entry: blump·kin Pronunciation: 'b&m(p)-k;a;n, ÷'p&[ng]-k&n Function: adverb 1 To receive fellatio whist defecating. Highly acclaimed for involving two of the most peasurable bodily release events simultaneously, but very difficult to accomplish. Also called a blumpy. 2 The process by which a man evacuates his excrement dropping a deuce while simultaneously receiving oral stimulation from another person. This manuver can be performed by a woman or man, but in the case of the latter, it is known as the brother blumpkin. 3 When a man receives fellatio while at the same time taking a massive dump. Known to increase pleasure of each seperate activity exponentially. [Source: Urban Dictionary]

Some New Developments
Well it has been a little while and I am happy to say so far things are looking up. I right now have been pretty busy I have been doing some seasonal help with UPS which has got me in great shape and and in weight standards with the navy which now means I will be able to move forward now and see what comes next so that's it for now I'll be letting you all know what's going on with me as soon as I know myself thank you all for the support it means a whole lot thank you see ya next time. --mp

Another Battle At Home
Another battle at home for Iraq war veterans By Brian MacQuarrie, Globe Staff | December 5, 2006 For Iraq veteran Scott Hayes, a car salesman from Norwood, even the Ford dealership where he works can be a minefield of reminders of danger and death. Last week, after an American flag had been taken in during bad weather, Hayes passed the place where the banner had been placed carefully over a row of boxes. But what Hayes saw, in a searing flashback to his friend's military funeral, was a flag-draped casket instead. "That gave me a rough few minutes," Hayes said. Hayes, a former US Army staff sergeant deployed twice to Iraq, is being treated for the nightmarish effects of post-traumatic stress disorder. For Hayes, 29, even a drive down a traffic-free highway can revive fear of roadside explosions. He is not alone. A 2004 study of combat units found that 17.1 percent of returning Iraq war veterans showed evidence of post-traumatic stress, outstripping the 10.1 percent

The Da Vinci Code
Well, I didn't think it was possible, but it turns out I loved that movie. They did a very good job with it. I was afraid that they were gonna be trying to influence peoples beliefs with it, but they weren't. I was happy for that because I would die defending my religious beliefs. I hope I never have to though. I wouldn't like to prove myself a liar!! I highly recommend the movie to anyone with an open mind.

Have Strep Throat And Pneumonia
Hi to all my Cherries, I am so sorry I have not gotten back to all of you, but I am really sick. I went to the doctor and I have strep throat and a mild case of pneumonia. It sucks because I was just starting to feel better from all the chemo treatments I was doing but that is the downside to chemo, your body gets really weak. The good news is the chemo worked and hopefully in a few days with antibiotics and bed rest I will feel better. So please everyone don't think I am ignoring you that is not the case. I will check in on all of you periodically when I am feeling better.. Right now I am off to the doctor to see if my lungs have cleared up.. Trish

Hun.. Think About What You Say Before You Say It... :'(
so.i just read my boy dericks blog on myspace and I'm really sad about it.. like on halloween.. him and a friend vandalized the town they live in which is 30 mins from where i live.. and he got ratted out so he is looking forward to 3 months to 2 years.. but in his blog he said that he wished he never left texas to come here.. and that got me upset and crying because he didn't take into consideration that if he didn't leave texas to come here then he would of never met me and we wouldn't be together.. i know i'm a fucking cry baby as so my brother says.. but it just got me really upset and my mood went from REALLY fucking happy to REALLY fucking depressed.. gosh.... peace people much love! Alex Carter~

I Never Knew That...
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in

Things I Been Up To
well i have been not using my account on here,just got old.with all the other things i could be doing besides sitting here on other sites or just reading.I am kinda sick of myspace it's like boring.I have been working on my website.I wanted to try and get some clients so i can get some more experience.Nothing has came up yet.I have been putting our xmas lights up for the past few weeks,still haven't got the xmas tree up,lol.I got a early xmas present a new Tower!I went on Black friday to a walmart got it for like 157 bucks!I love it!I been reading books for once in my life.It is scary.I had never really sat down & read a book through.I read the new series by stephenie meyer.I am currently reading the series of the Anita Blake vampire Necromancer by Laurell K. Hamilton!I love Vampires!Ok i think that about it!

Holy Crap
Ok this isnt about anything really, so if you stop reading now thats ok, i dont mind. I guess i should say thank you to all the people that are willing to be my friends, i do appreciate it. Dont be afraid to ask me stuff, im pretty open to everything. I guess thats all for now, until i come up with somethin better. Have a great day and keep smiling, it brightens every ones day. Freddy

Poem For Karl Let Me Know What You Think
A Day With My Lover By: Christa ~For Karl~ Dark clouds roll away The thunders’ gone It’s a new day The sun rises in the early sky It’s crimson hue is the blanket Under which we lye The morning frost covers the plain Your body melts me Driving me slowly insane The afternoon is bright A summers breeze sweeps over us One look leads to delight In evening twilight and it’s shades of gold and blue The air is soft and cool A smile given to me yes I love you too Stars for our only light Velvet haze surreal Hold me and make love to me tonight

Yep.. Another Canuck !
Just wanted to say a big hello to y'all. Yep I'm a canuck, from the great white north eh. lol. I'm 42 yrs old, mom to 2 great boys, who keep my life busy all the time. I work full time, 12 hr shifts, 4 on and then 4 off which is great! Christmas is coming pretty fast, and I still have to do my shopping, but its nothing different, I'm always out doing my shopping late. I think its important to be thankful for what you have in your life, and not what is gone, or what you cant have. I am thankful for a fantastic family and great friends.. and thankful I have you, Jase. You make me laugh, smile and tingle every single day! Love ya. I hope everyone has a safe and fun weekend. Take care and cya. Ciao !

Words (all Of Us Have Experienced These)
Words Words, words brought our first encounter, the look into her glowing eyes, the caress of our bodies together, the kiss of her sweet lips to mine, the first I love you, the memories that will last to infinity, misspoken words took her away in a heated moment, and the only feelings left are from the memories of our love, and always remembering the words, the words not spoken

Pop Art
You Are Pop Art When it comes to art, you're definitely not a snob. You can appreciate the mainstream aspects of culture, even if you need to twist them a bit to make them your own. Whether you're into comics, retro pinups, or bold colors, you embrace what's eye catching and simple. As far as most other art goes, you consider it a little too elitist and high brow for your tastes! What Art Movement Are You?

Tequila & Lemons
In this busy Christmas season.........this actually made some sense to me!!! This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving frien

Scottish Vegetable Broth Soup
Scottish Vegetable Broth Soup Ingredients: 1 oz Butter 1 Medium Carrot (diced) 1 Large Onion 1 small white turnip 1 leek (chopped) 1 large celery stick (chopped) 1 & 1/2 pts vegetable or meat stock 1 level teaspoon barley (well washed) salt and pepper Chopped fresh parsley or chives Method: Melt the butter in the pan. Add all the vegetables. Cover with a lid and allow to sweat gently, ensuring the pan is shaken to coat the vegetables with butter. After about 5 minutes pour in stock. Then add the barley and bring to boil. Season as required, then reduce the heat and simmer for approx 1-1.5 hours until barley is completely soft. Serve with hot rolls or bread and garnish the soup with the parsley or chives.

Social Skills
My son has recently been diagnosed as having Asberger's Syndrome. It's a type of functional autism that primarily manifests in a lack of social skills. Which got me to thinking - social skills have always rather baffled me myself. They really don't make sense for the most part, and I've been a card-carrying nerd of practicality most of my life. My Mom still has a photo of me in High School with my slide rule and calculator on my belt, wearing rainbow suspenders to keep my pants up - and with a pocket protector. And I wondered why people cared enough to laugh. Clueless. All this comes back to mind because a new friend, in Yahoo chat, was nice enough to give me feedback on how we were conversing. They pointed out that my rapid response rate and instant babble response to each partial thought they said made it appear as if I weren't really reading and "listening". I was really grateful for the feedback. As usual with most social things, it made sense once properly presented.

Christmas Joke
First Christmas joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins....

11 Songs Til Xmas
Here's the song for today.. Posting this early because I have a final tomorrow morning and I should make myself busy the rest of the say (which I wont but I have to say it) I posted the lyrics to this song some posts ago and here's the music that goes with it Song is Scratch by Kendall Payne and it's used in a Grey's Anatomy's video (yes i AM trying to get everyone to watch this show)

One Of My Newest Writings
"Everyone is Blinded by the Games We Play" Never say never youll learn as time goes on but I say forever because I never, will be gone Those words echoed in his head the night she wished him dead he thought back to the day When things went his way They were all a hoax She wishes hed just fuckin croak Now he says: never say forever, you'll end up with a never Again.. and youll see just who they are Cry me a river, sweetheart Tonight, he sucks the pain through his veins Stirring up another addiction through tragedy The powerful by tragedy they gain But the meek are left with no remedy The needle wont stick this time he says But he realized he just lied to himself Now he says: Never say forever, you'll end up with a never.. again.. and you'll see just who they are cry me a river sweetheart Motionless he lies, and emotions will soon be dead While the pale blue color rushes to his head To her this was all

Friends Are Like Butt Cheeks
Thought for the day... Friends.. Friends are like butt cheeks. Crap might separate them, But they always come back together. Send this to all your butt cheeks this was sent to me..found it amusing..thought you might too

Numbers, Averages And Percentages
85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear. 67.5% of men wear briefs. 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods. 90% believe in divine retribution. 10% believe in the 10 Commandments. 82% believe in an afterlife. 45% believe in ghosts. 29% of us are virgins when we marry. 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 35% give to charity at least once a month. 69% eat the cake before the frosting. When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton. 85% of us will eat Spam this year. 70% of us drink orange juice daily. Snickers is the most popular candy. 22% of us skip lunch daily. 9% of us skip breakfast daily.

Holiday Tips
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in

Are You A Real Friend Or Not
I have decided that I want to be here on CT for real friends....I need that in my life.. So, the next couple of days I wll be thinning out my list.. Those of you who have never spoke to me will be eiliminated. Sorry, I just am so tired of speaking to people that just turn their nose up tooo me. Those of you who are real friends just remember one thing...I treasure your friendship more than anything. Love RedMex

I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you...( well that depends - like definently not a stripper club) I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... most of the time I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let

Him
the old friend is someone i lived up the street from for awhile during high school...i moved after my grandfather passed away....i was still in the same town just in another part of it.....this guy was 18 when i was 15.....he wanted to be with me but was afraid of my parents and he and i both were with someone....well after i moved away he got married to this girl and now they are divorced....he recently go back in touch with me through a dating site.....he finally admitted that he wanted me all that time ago and he knew i wanted him.....well last night he called me to go out and go somewhere to talk....so we went to where i work and had dinner....we talked for a few hours.....talked about the past and what we had been doing and work and things of that nature....well when we walked to our cars we talked for a little bit...it was cold and after a few minutes he pulled me to him to hold me....i put my head on his shoulder and he held me tightly....then he kissed me something ive been wai

~~age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder~~
A. A. A. D. D. : Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my Garden: As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table a nd take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I ha

Hello, I'm A Blog.
HOLY… I think I'm dying. So sore. Job. Kicks. My. ASS! My god. But I fucking love my job!!!!! :hugs job close: I love my Keesha. xo Lester xo I can't go without my Jammers. Gaby is my sexy bitch. And everyone else... holla'. (Sorry, it's about taken ALL my energy just to write this…) Ugh… bed time… 8pm… rock on… yes… rock…ON! The end.

Hannukah Is Lovely
My manager at work gave me a hannukah present. A while after he clocked in today he gave me a *brownie* for hannukah. Nothing homemade though... he got it at the club *mmmmm... medicinal*:-) Weed is wonderful...........................

Merry Christmas :)
Get more at COMMENTYOU.com Well I'm leaving for Atlanta on Monday!! eee Just wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy NEW YEAR! :) Gunna be takin lots of pics Soooo keep posted!!! xo 69th Angel Get more at COMMENTYOU.com Get more at COMMENTYOU.com

Female Joke
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are > female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a > true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love > it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. > > A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her > girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy > middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not > take her eyes off him. > > The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked > over to her. > > Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned > over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, > that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one > condition." (There are always conditions) > > Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. > > Then he replied, "You have to tell me what you want m

To My Online Friends:
As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes 'cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to

Trials And Tribulations Of Kindergarten Life...
"How was school today?" (Shaking his head in dismay): "I didn't even have anything good for lunch. Grilled cheese is okay but I didn't like the apple cause it was really juicy and it made my hands all sticky. The chocolate milk was all gone so I had to have strawberry and I don't like strawberry milk but I didn't want the white kind. Jaida splashed in a puddle at recess and water got all over my pants and shoes and got them all wet. No one is even supposed to be playing in the puddles and we got in trouble. Reese is Stewart's best friend but he doesn't want to be friends with him anymore because Reese tells him what to do and he's real bossy. So now Stewart wants a new best friend but it can't be me cause he doesn't like Alexis and she's my friend. All we did in art class today was color and that's boring cause I color at home all the time. It was a bad day, mom..." I sure am glad I've got problems like money and work to deal with... Sheesh.

Glad To Be A Musician... Open Your Minds!
As you might know I'm a metalhead and a musician as well. Now you may think I only get inspired by metal songs creating my own ones... Not true. As a musician I think you need to expand your musical taste and look further. I am so glad my dad has a shitload of music, not only on vinyl or CD, but on his laptop as well. When I'm there and my dad is listening to the tunes he just downloaded... damn... I go like "I haven't heard this tune in ages" and if it touches me (I get shivers by some songs) I'm thinking "Hey I can use this instrument" or "Hey I can use that part of this song and "ruin" it into a metal tune..." I mean why not getting inspired by other genres and do something with it? It opens a world. At least to me. So fellow musicians... open your minds! I stashed a few oldies which make me shiver because they are really SONGS! Songs made with emotion. Not the crap people make with a computer and a keyboard sounding like BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM EEP EEP EEP EEP BOOM BOOM BOOM.

So Now I'm....
Your results:You are Supergirl Supergirl 75% Spider-Man 75% Catwoman 70% Wonder Woman 65% Green Lantern 65% Superman 65% The Flash 65% Batman 60% Iron Man 55% Robin 52% Hulk 50% Lean, muscular and feminine. Honest and a defender of the innocent. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

I'm Just A Dream...
I'm Just A Dream His smile just a twinkled as he laughed ho ho ho and his belly shook like some JellO in a bowl. He seemed to be laughing with so much esteem that he was really proud of being in my dream. I saw then old Rudolph and Donner and Blitzen making a mess while eating in the kitchen. I saw that round belly that made me agree that if I keep on eating then that will be me. Santa ate the cookies that I had set out in the dream of this moment I knew not about. He then looked up quick and winked and he said "I'm just a dream right there in your head"

Do What Comes Natural
Whatever you do, just do it as totally as possible. if you enjoy walking, good! if suddenly you realize that you no longer have the urge or desire to move, then sit down immediately; not even a single step should be taken against your will. whatever happens, accept and enjoy it; and dont force anything. if you feel like talking, talk. if you feel like being silent, be silent - just move with the feeling. dont force in any way, not even for a single moment, because once you force anything you are divided in two - and that creates the problem, then your whole life becomes split. the whole of humanity has become almost schizophrenic, because we have been taught to force things. the part that wants to laugh and the part that doesnt allow you to laugh become separate, and then you are divided. you create a topdog and an underdog, so there is conflict. the rift that the conflict creates can become bigger and bigger and bigger. so the problem is how to bridge that rift, and how not to c

Sexual Zodiac
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Husband Store
"The Husband Store" A store that sells new men who are ready to become husbands had opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love K

Christmas
Christmas I Know Christmas is a Great Holiday Everyone in the Christmas Spirit And The Christmas Cheer. But Theres a Question..Why do people get gifts? Is it because Jesus recieved gifts from the 3 Wisemen That night. Or was it just a tradition to give gifts? Christmas may be my Favorite Holiday Because family gathering together to spend the best, Hearing the carolers sing with Christmas Cheer, Thinking about others and Visiting. But the Best Part about Christmas that I love is Sharing our love peacefully on Christmas Day. Let the Holiday bring you good cheer, And letting everyone have a great New Year, Let's hope its the best, and a Great one too. Happy Holidays! from the freaky

Many Cries
The night is long and peaceful with the thoughts in our heads running around. Lay your head down and find the cold side of the pillow, wrap you body to keep warm. Close your eyes and slip away to where your mind drifts, the subconscious at work. The rare time that you are truly alone to really think about the past and future with no regards to the present. In this time your actually happy with yourself, no regrets and no worries.

Reality Tv
The reality of "Reality TV" is that it is not reality... I feel for the poor, unfortunate souls that buy into this "reality television" crap. The reality of "reality television" is that it's not reality at all! If you want to see reality television, send a camera crew over to my house at 5:00 am and catch a glimpse of me rolling out of bed. Now that's reality! I have been troubled for some time over reality television and I think it's high time that I address it! (This is for the folks out there that think wrestling on television is real.) Here we go…. The Real World (MTV) – Here's a show that pulls a group of mindless twenty-teen year olds together to live in a non-realistic kick ass house for a short period of time. (Just long enough to catch a venereal disease, get verbally/physically assaulted, and develop a drinking problem. Where can I sign up?) The group of "roomies" is comprised of different races, genders, and sexual orientations. (In other words….it's a