Fubar Blog Posts 3

Alice In Wonderland
OK so we all know the guy who created that amazing tale of Alice in wonderland was on some sort of drug when he wrote it... shrooms, acid, I don't really remember which it was... Anyways I'm going to break it down... Alright so Alice fell asleep is what really happened right? Well I'm sayin that bitch must have gotten the date rape drug to have passed the hell out like that and dreamed some funky ass dream like that. I'm sayin her cat in real life slipped it to her... LOL! The White Rabbit: He was always running around and scared of bein late. I think he was some sort of drug dealer and if he was late, the mother fucker was gonna get cut!! LOL! Plus Alice found those things in his house that said 'Eat Me'. I mean come on! The Cheshire Cat: This is my favorite character in the whole story but you know he was a nut job. Disappearing and reappearing all the time and always smiling? I think he was on some kind of anti-depressant gone horribly wrong. No one is that happy all the ti

Friends With Benefits
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Body: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of monkey shit... There's at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", and it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it

Changes
Separated by many miles. will this change us? Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Will we make it thru this I hope we do My feelings are real. I hope yours are too. I'm putting my life on hold after all this time i hope i'm the one u want to come home to.

The Lick
Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.

A Silly Joke
Something to brighten your day! Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel! : You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

Move Over Ab Roller , Lets Try Sex!
I cant think of a better full body workout.. can you The key to great abs........... Doing thousands of crunches wont get you the abs you want, you must first get off the fat layer on your stomach. This takes strict dieting. Eat correctly and your abs will start appearing. My last tip is to have lots and lots of late night sex. It helps with sleeping as well which is the most crucial time for repair and muscle growth. So strap up and get your hips and abs working

Pain Of The Night
Watch as this tear falls into empty space See it fall into life's nameless place Can you see the sparkle as it catches the light That sparkle once was happiness that is no longer in sight As it falls watch it, its color has changed From blue to bright red, it has a wide range There it goes all alone, it continues to fall With it, it takes the emotion, the emotion of all Wait, can you hear it? A sob has broke free Has shook the lungs cold, but yet it continues to be Here it comes, a force has been built between the eye A wall of shear water, it's now time to cry A shudder, a scream, darkness envelops your soul The darkness of the night has taken its toll

When We Talk
When we talk, A warm feeling stirs inside. I don’t know what to call it But it feels so good. If only I could touch you, Like your voice touches me. I feel like I’ve known you, And you’ve known me. I can’t wait ‘till we are together, So we both can see. I think of you often. But can touch you only in my dreams. Close your eyes. Feel the warmth of my hand as I softly touch your face. Feel the heat of my breath, As I rest my head on your chest. If only it were real And you were there when I awoke. Do you feel the heat? I really need to know. Somehow, from so far away I think you’ve touched my soul.

Sorry
My computer is running really slow, because I have a virus, and I would like to put comments on all of my friends pages, but since how this is not possible for the time being, I would like u all to bear with me, and know that I do send out some page comments, just as much as I would like to, and until I get my computer fixed, there is nothing I can do, but I will let all of my friends on here know that I have not forgotten about u, and as soon as everything gets straightened out, everybody will start getting comments...I apologize to those of you who think I have no intention of getting 2 know u...that is not the case at all!

Essential Paradox
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less. We buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner spa

Abortion Is Wrong Dont Care What Anyone Says
Body: In September 1993, Brenda Pratt Shafer, a registered nurse with thirteen years of experience, was assigned by her nursing agency to an abortion clinic. Since Nurse Shafer considered herself "very pro-choice," she didn't think this assignment would be a problem. She was wrong. This is what Nurse Shafer saw: "I stood at the doctor's side and watched him perform a partial-birth abortion on a woman who was six months pregnant. The baby's heartbeat was clearly visible on the ultrasound screen. The doctor delivered the baby's body and arms, everything but his little head. The baby's body was moving. His little fingers were clasping together. He was kicking his feet. The doctor took a pair of scissors and inserted them into the back of the baby's head, and the baby's arms jerked out in a flinch, a startle reaction, like a baby does when he thinks that he might fall. Then the doctor opened the scissors up. Then he stuck the high-powered suction tube into the hole and sucked the ba

1st Edition
Welcome to The Highlight Reel! This is the very first edition, but since it's mine, and it's called The Highlight Reel, guess what? It's about me! It'll be about what's important to me, and what's going on in my life and with my friends and family. So, without further delay... BASEBALL Mariano Rivera accepted $45 million dollars to stay with the Yankees. He's never pitched for anybody else in the majors, but at his age, you have to wonder if this is a wise investment. Then again, some of these old-school pitchers seem to improve with age, such as Clemens, Glavine, and a certain guy over at rival Boston. Still no official word on whether Dontrelle Willis or Miguel Cabrera will stay in Florida. They've both shown interest in staying, and are young hands who have great futures ahead of them, barring significant injury. We're also still in talks for a new stadium. WRESTLING I talked to Rhino earlier this week, he's home in Detroit for the holiday. TNA is still battling

Blight
MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes Hard seeds of hate I planted That should by now be grown, -- Rough stalks, and from thick stamens A poisonous pollen blown, And odors rank, unbreathable, From dark corollas thrown! At dawn from my damp garden I shook the chilly dew; The thin boughs locked behind me That sprang to let me through; The blossoms slept, -- I sought a place Where nothing lovely grew. And there, when day was breaking, I knelt and looked around: The light was near, the silence Was palpitant with sound; I drew my hate from out my breast And thrust it in the ground. Oh, ye so fiercely tended, Ye little seeds of hate! I bent above your growing Early and noon and late, Yet are ye drooped and pitiful, -- I cannot rear ye straight! The sun seeks out my garden, No nook is left in shade, No mist nor mold nor mildew Endures on any blade, Sweet rain slants under every bough: Ye falter, and ye fade. Milla

To Everyone
I know it would be nicer of me to just post a comment on all your pages, but because I'm rushing between work and family today. I'd like to wish you all a : This image is from belladonnasdarkgraphics.com

Old Is
WHAT IS OLD OLD' IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one, I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door. 'OLD' IS WHEN..... An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to pee 'OLD' IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by... the doctor instead of by the police. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... 'Getting a little action' means I don't need to take any fibre today. 'OLD' IS WHEN..... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

Reneck And Turkey
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a Redneck carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked him, "Where did you get that turkey?" The Redneck replied, "What turkey?" The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm." The Redneck looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!" The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed,so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"......... The Redneck said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!"

A Message From Kare {owner}
Hello Everyone, Just wanted to say a few things, and don't worry, it's alllll goooood!!! When I created Virgo's I had no idea the response I would be getting from my fellow Virgo's, it's been unbelievable!! Everyday I'm in the lounge, someone comes in that just so happens to be a Virgo and the name caught their eye. It makes me very happy that I have had such a positive response from everyone on Fubar. Although it is not a requirement to be born in September, it sure is nice to see so many that are. I chose the name because for one, I am a Virgo, and for two, I couldn't think of a better name...lol Just thought it sounded like any other bar, like Joe's Tavern, or Billy Bob's. I wanted something different and I think I picked the right one. Thank You one and all for making Virgo's your home here on Fubar, I'm glad that you feel that you have one here, and that you find Virgo's to be that place. All the members make Virgo's a great place to kick back and be yerself, no n

My New Loung
ok ppl. i have a new lounge and need members to join it. also i need input on how dj thingy works and how to get music and make this a successful lounge. please help. here is the link for the lounge. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52226 just copy and past it into browser.

Speaks The Truth
this sounds ALOT like me i took a lil test... on facebook ... lol its pretty true About Me Emotional You like to keep things simple and don't play games when it comes to dating. If you like someone, they'll know it because you'll straight-up tell them. Intellectual You have a naturally curious mind. If there's something new that you want to learn, you're not afraid to ask questions or investigate on your own. Physical You know you should work out more but you're busy. You like taking classes such as spin or yoga since being with a group provides motivation.

New Invention--spray On Condoms!!!
German man invents 'spray-on' condom to fit all sizes! Good news for men whose penises are either so large or so small that they can't find a condom to fit them: A German inventor has come up with a sprayed-to-measure system that should ensure a snug fit for even the most unusual sizes. A German condom expert has developed a "spray-on condom" system in the form of a pump that squirts out liquid latex through a multitude of nozzles that cover the erect member with a latex sheath in a matter of seconds. "If you go into a drug store to buy condoms, the ones they sell are mainly suited to men with the average penis length of 14.5 centimetres (5.51 inches), but a lot of people have penises that are smaller or larger than that," Jan Vinzenz Krause, director of the Institute for Condom Consultancy, said. "We thought why not come up with a condom that fits the man rather than vice versa? This would represent a revolution in the condom market," said Krause, whose institute gives sex

Check It Out
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Shit
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right , shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. ; You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the

Dun Dun Dun Daaaaa....
Allright all, I realized that I should probably post another update on here so all of you know what's the latest. I'm not moving to Germany. My roommates and I are going to rent a big house here in Meridian. I'm currently working for a Jewelery store and, as you can imagine, this time of year is a really busy time for us. So...it's going to be a rare occasion when I am actually online, so if you're feelin froggy, ask for my phone number. I may, perhaps, allot you some of my spare time. If you're lucky! To all of my close friends: I love you! To everyone I have yet to meet or get close to: HOpefully, someday! Happy Holidays! Laticia

A Chance
GUY, WHO HAD SEEN MY PHOTO? POSE ME A QUESTION? WHY A GAL LIKE ME, WITH THAT LOOKS? NO MAN WOOS? AM I A LESBAIN? AM I 2 SNOBBISH? AM I 2 FUSSY? NONE OF THE ABOVE. JUST ONE SIMPLE REASON: THERE’S A LOCK SITE @ MY HEART. I TRIED TO WALK OUT FROM THE DARKNESS ROOM OF ME. I TRIED TO UNLOCK IT. BUT, I MISPLACE THE KEY. HAPPEN BY A CHANCE. I BRACE UP N CONFIDE U WITH MY “LOCK”. I FELT MY BURDEN IS MUCH LIGHTER THAN B4. I NEVER REGRET TELLING U MY SECRET. YOUR'S WORDS IS WARM N ENCOURGAGING ONES. I BURST IN TEARS. TEARS OF HAPPINESS. I ‘M TOUCHED BY YOURS TENDENCY. I WILL BEAR IN MIND YOURS “TEACHING”. NO ONES PITY ME? BEGONE MY PAST. HERE, I LIKE TO THANK U. FOR BEING MY GUIDANCE LIKE A ANGEL. SHOWING ME THE PATH. IS A GIFT OF FORTUNTE 2 MY ASSET KNOWING U. MY SPECIAL FRIEND. NO MATTER HOW FAR U ARE? U R CLOSET TO MY HEART.

I Am Here
I am here my friend if you need an ear to listen. I am here my friend if you need someone to talk to I am here here my friend like i have always been. I am here if you need me. I am here if the day was long and you need a shoulder to cry on. I am here my friend if you want to share something special and there is noone there, I am here. I am here like i have always been. I am here my friend. I am here to make you smile, make you laugh even it is just for alittle while. I am here my friend and i always will be. I know the distance is long and many miles in between i am here. The distance wont keep me from loving you my friend. I am here like i have always been. I am here my friend, are you. I love you my friends, I am here.

Things That Make Me Go Hmm
Ok I had a blog before but I totally forgot what I was going to say...don't you just hate when that happens ugh.... So anyway now I have a new blog..... I received this in my messages ....... "You are a naturally beautiful woman, who ever is loving you should conciter themself "very lucky"....;0)"...... wont pick on him for spelling but just got me thinking it's funny how people view you...thinking wow some person is just the luckest person out there for finding there other half.... and it's like how do you find your match.... either you like them and they don't like you back or vice versa they like you and you dont dig them.... wonder how people end up with there life long mates and do they anymore.... man I hope I find out one day annny way just thought id blog about it....funny how people that have you dont want you and people that dont have you want you.... have a great sunday kiddos xoxo

Baby Allyssa's Update
Update as of Nov 25th 8:30 pm EST. I have just received a Call from Michelle Allyssa's blood pressure is stable Her potassium however is extremely low as well as a few other enzymes Allyssa's lungs are not as clear as the dr's first thought and as I am writing this they are putting in a treak So Allyssa can breath Tomorrow morning Allyssa is going for her first surgery to remove burnt skin Please keep Allyssa in your prayers Click here to go to the Local TV News Artical HEAVENLY FATHER I CALL ON YOU RIGHT NOW IN A SPECIAL WAY. IT IS THROUGH YOUR POWER THAT ALLYSSA WAS CREATED. EVERY BREATH SHE TAKES, EVERY MORNING SHE WAKES , AND EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY HOUR, IS UNDER YOUR POWER.FATHER,I ASK YOU NOW TO TOUCH ALLYSSA WITH THAT SAME POWER. FOR IF YOU CREATED HER FROM NOTHING YOU CAN CERTAINLY RECREATE HER. FILL AYLLSSA WITH THE HEALING POWER OF YOUR SPIRIT. CAST OUT ANYTHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE IN HER, MEND WHAT IS BROKEN: ROOT OUT ANY UNPRODUCTIVE CELLS, OPEN ANY BLO

Sweet!
i guess it really pays to be the baby of the fam when you can look at your mother and ask her for the nintendo DS simply because it's the triforce edition that comes with the phantom hourglass and she gets it for you. :) I don't even like hand held games but I wanted Triforce DS. To repay the favor to her I'll be heading to Coach and Dooney and Bourke. :) How was everyone else's holiday?

Because...
I am happy because you're perfect I am happy because you're my dream I am happy because you're everything I will ever need I need you because you're special I need you because you complete me I need you because you fill my life and make make me the happiest I could ever be I love you because you're wonderful I love you because you're you I love you because your feelings for me are genuine and true I exist because you love me I exist because you care I exist because deep within my heart I know you will always be there

Just A Tease
DO you think I have what it takes to get published???...Now it is your turn...tell me what you think of this...all suggestions welcomed... A storm was rolling in, the breeze was picking up but I didn't care. I felt safe knowing you were with me, my heart raced at the thought of having you all to myself with no outside world to distract us. Our hide away is just screaming to be made love in...A queen size bed draped with cream colored misquito netting and filled with fluffy pillows. Candles everywhere. Champagne and strawberries were chilling on the counter. Large silk covered floor cushions in the corner. It was getting dark quickly due to the storm..Rolls of thunder could be herd in the distance. I lit candles and covered them with hurricane lamps to protect their flames. You came to me from behind, kissed my neck and said...come lay with me...I could not say no to such a request...but first I asked you to pour us each a glass of champagne. You handed me a glass and

Grades Are In
Its 9am, Im in school drinking my coffee. I sit alone as somehow im being ignored once again. I dont know why cause i havent done anything wrong to them. Someone comes in and says that the grades are in from our last exams. The grades are hung at the wall where the teachers leave us notes. Everyone rushes to the wall to see if they passed. I sit quitly drinking my coffee. People are wondering if im even interesting in my grades. Well i studied hard, i knew what i wrote down. I somehow knew i passed. Perhaps they call it being cocky.I just call it being prepared. A few come back and they are talking,I know they are talking about me. Once again the highest grade in class. Once everyone is gone i go check my grades. I passed it and well quite a good grade. I hear the talks behind my back. I hear how jealous they are. Is it so hard to just be happy for your classmate and congratulate him with his good grades. Why do i have to sit alone just cause of my grades. I wonder if it will e

Refusing To Take A New Friend's Advice
"I wish you and your kind would drop dead you Christian nazi ...blah, blah, blah, yada,yada, yada." It was downhill from there so I hope you do not mind that I chose to delete the rest. There are those messages you just have to comment upon when you get done laughing/crying. To begin, I feel I must decline your advice that I drop dead. We just don't know each other good enough for me to take your advice to heart. Please appreciate that I took it under advizement for about 1/2 second, but I have to say, I do not take candy from strangers, why should I take their advice? It is interesting that you would choose to send me such a message again, but I am glad you did. Let me assure you that I neither view you as a Nazi ...nor do I wish you would drop dead. In fact I want you to live forever, even if we must have these occasional conversations. I find it very sad that you would take the time to drop me such an obviously heart-felt message and then block me from visiting you, only to r

Ever Notice
Ever notice, how a minute can seem so long? How it stands still when times are so wrong. Ever notice, how a minute can go so fast? In good times, when you wished they would last. Ever notice, how dark the skies can really be? On those nights when your feeling a little lonely. Ever notice, how bright the skies can seem? When your not afraid to let yourself dream. Ever notice, how love can break your heart? Moving in completely, and ripping it apart. Ever notice, how love can also set you free? Opening your eyes, so you can see eternity. Ever notice, how time can just stand still? Haunting your mind, and weakening your will. Ever notice, how time can pass right by? Taking precious moments away, in the blink of an eye, Ever notice, how life can be so unfair? Leaving you the pain and sorrows, without even a care. Ever notice, how life can be so sweet? Joining pieces together making us so complete.. Ever notice, w

Loose Your Temper, Miss Out.
Anger helps straighten out a problem like a fan helps straighten out a pile of papers. --Susan Marcotte Some of us have temper tantrums. Like black clouds, we threaten an outburst at any moment. Other people learn to check us out for storm warnings. They want time to clear out or at least to put on a protective covering. We've caught them by surprise before, and they didn't like it. Now they've learned to watch out - to stay on their toes when we're around. Intimidating people, making them glad when we're not around so they can relax, is a poor way to relate to others. And what do the outbursts do for us? Is there a cheap sense of power or control for a few minutes? Are we advertising to the world that we're short on coping skills? Or do we tell ourselves that letting off steam is necessary once in a while, conveniently forgetting the steam blasting in other people's faces? No tirade ever solved a problem. Anger is not a strategy. We don't have the right to rain on other peop

Champions League Fixtures Mon Rangers
Champions League Fixtures Get this content on your MOBILE Please note: Fixtures are subject to change. The BBC is not responsible for any changes that may be made. Tuesday, 27 November 2007 CSKA Moscow v PSV, G, 17:30 Dynamo Kiev v Roma, F, 19:45 Inter Milan v Fenerbahce, G, 19:45 Lyon v Barcelona, E, 19:45 Man Utd v Sporting, F, 19:45 Sevilla v Arsenal, H, 19:45 Steaua Bucharest v Slavia Prague, H, 19:45 VfB Stuttgart v Rangers, E, 19:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, 28 November 2007 Benfica v AC Milan, D, 19:45 Besiktas v Marseille, A, 19:45 Celtic v Shakhtar Donetsk, D, 19:45 Lazio v Olympiakos, C, 19:45 Liverpool v FC Porto, A, 19:45 Rosenborg v Chelsea, B, 19:45 Valencia v Schalke 04, B, 19:45 Werder Bremen v Real Madrid, C, 19:45

The Day At The Beach
It was a very hot day so i thought ui would go down to the beach and take a dip to cool down some.There was a empty spot under a tree, so i through my blanket down and organized the rest of my stuff before going into the water. I noticed ths very handome, well built man watching me. I didn't pay him to much attention at the beginning i went into the water to take my swim. After a few minutes i got a real bad cramp in my leg, and before i knew it that man that was lookin at me earlier was now carrying me back to the shore. I was kind of embarrassed by this point, he laid me gently on my blanket and then in a very deep sexy voice asked if i was ok now. I managed to mumble a very low yes and thanked him for his help. Without asking if i minded, he started rubbing my leg and working the cramp out. I couldn't help but stare at him, his body was so beautiful he looked like a fitness model straight from a magazine, huge bi-ceps, the finest chest i had ever seen, and eyes so dar

To My Friends Internet And Rl Ones Too!
Friends...there are many MANY definitions for that word. But have we ever really thought about it. I mean come on...We go to our friends when we are hurting (counselor) we go to our friends to hang out (buddy) shopping (lmfao what can I say)...and so on and so forth. but have you really ever thought about what you think of your friends or whaT your friends think of you. I see myself sometimes and wonder how the hell my friends put up with my shit. But it all boils down to this When you meet and make friends with those that you are made/destined/hit up side the head with..to be friends with..it's like the lights go on. You have that counselor, buddy, person that you go to for any and everything...and it makes all the difference in the world. I, personally, thank God for my friends, I have learned so much about myself since I have been friends with them. and it's made all the difference in my world. I'm a better person now that some of them have pointed out my strengths,

Out Of Control
Ok i guess everything went out of control and that need to stop. I got a big mouth and i can say when i did something wrong. Some can do it, some they just cant do it. But no one can judge somebody over the net. Everytime theire are 2 different side of a story and especially when somebody get hurt of it. So its pretty easy now, Nick think that way and i do think that way....but in the middle we both agree together what happen. We both are bad and we know it... its seems we can not leave us alone for some reason...we arguing and we fighting and also we being smartys and having our normal conversation, being nice together and i dont know what else we are. Yesterday everything went out of control...Why? Cuz i am nosy and i would like to know things what i probably already knew.. and i knew it, i wouldnt like it. So right...my ego got hurt and my feelings as well...hopes and dreams just blow off on me...Well but that is one i have to deal all by myself...or only with the person who is

Something Stupid
I know I stand in line Until you think you have the time To spend an evening with me And if we go someplace to dance I know that there's a chance You won't be leaving with me Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place And have a drink or two And then I go and spoil it all By saying something stupid Like I love you I can see it in your eyes You still despise the same old lines You heard the night before And though it's just a line to you For me it's true And never seemed so right before I practice every day to find some clever lines to say To make the meaning come true But then I think I'll wait until the evening gets late And I'm alone with you The time is right Your perfume fills my head The stars get red And oh the night's so blue And then I go and spoil it all By saying something stupid Like I love you I love you...

Forrest Gump Dies
Forrest Gump dies The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump died, and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it, before you can get into Heaven." Forrest responds, "It shor is good, to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me, about any entrance exam. I shor hope that the Test ain't too hard, life was! a big enough test, as it was." St. Peter continued to say, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week, begins with the letter T? Second: How many seconds, are there, in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forres

A Candycane Story
YOU LOOK AT A CANDYCANE AND YOU THINK,---YUM!!! I WANT TO EAT,...THIS DELIGHTING,INVITING,TREAT, SOMETHING TO FREELY GIVE WHEN YOU PASS ON THE STREET.A CANDYCANE WILL BRING A SMILE, EVEN IF IT'S JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE. IT WILL KEEP YOUR MOUTH BUSY YOU CAN LICK AND LICK SUCK AND SUCK,NIBBLE AND NIBBLE OR JUST TAKE SOME BITES,A CANDYCANE IS NOT JUST EYECANDY--[YOU SEE IT,YOU WANT IT.] BUT YOU START TO THINK WHAT CAN I DO WITH IT??? ----HMMMM&MMM YOU CAN STIR YOUR COFFEE, USE IT AS A TOY, PRETEND IT TASTES AS SWEET AS YOUR PUSSY, A CANDYCANE IS SHAPED LIKE A HOOK, "PRETEND YOUR STEALING THE SHOW." OR GRAB A HEART OR TWO, IT REMINDS YOU OF A WALKING STICK, TO KEEP YOU LIFTED UP. A CANDYCANE A J LIKE JOY, PUT TWO TOGETHER AND YOU GET A HEART. ---MAKE SURE YOU PASS ON A CANDYCANE THIS CHRISTMAS.--- SWEET&KINKY 2007

Looking In
Through my eyes I can see your soul I can tell about you From the things I know. I can see the hidden pain That lies behind your eyes, I don't know what happened, So please, you don't have to lie. From living with pain and always seeing from the outside in I've learned how to read emotions So I know how it begins. I have been badly hurt as you can obviously see and what has injured you truely wounds me.

A Loving Prayer
Dear God in heaven hear this woman's plea watch over this man take care of him for me. I know he's not perfect he has a piece of my heart help him to understand that it has fallen apart. He is my oldest friend One that I would cry for but if he is honest with himself he's cried for me before. I know that I can't hold him but I can still kneel and pray That You will watch over him Until his final day. Amen

Is It Love?
i have a friend. this friend is an amazing person. i often wonder how fortunate i am to have this person in my life. this person gives me hope that i will meet someone special. because she makes me realize that there are still people out there who hold themselves accountable to principles. ideals. beliefs. sad to say i know, but for the most part i don't think people believe in anything anymore, well not enough to stand up for em. anyways, the other day i was thinking about how she became single again (her ex said he loved her when they got married and before... but one day he told her that he didn't love her anymore.) and i came to this astonishing realization. you don't just not love something anymore. let me see if i can put it in laymans terms. I love baseball. I love playing it and its variations (ie softball) I love watching baseball (ie my yankees) I love going to watch baseball whether it is little league or the majors either softball or hardball. I love baseball. No

Notice!
Ok, again I have people who have asked to be on my friends list and then do not talk to me. From now on I will give everyone one week to see if they want to strike up a friendly relationship. If not..you have your points, go in peace. Once again I do not collect friends for points, I only want people who actually like me as friends...Thank you, nuff said.

I Can Be So Weird Sometimes.
So on Monday I hit one of my besties with my car. She bent over to open her door when I put it in reverse. I mean who bends over to open their door?! She's okay though; she thought it was funny. I was so tired, it was like 2:30 Am. While i'm glad she's okay I was more concerned about going to bed. :D

Re: We The People
Re: WE THE PEOPLE ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Tyler Date: November 28, 2007 3:45 PM Body: We The People Radio Network http://www.wtprn.com/ Listen Live http://www.wtprn.com/listen.shtml

The Fray I'll Look After You
I love this song... If I dont say this now I will surely break As Im leaving the one I want to take Forgive the urgency but hurry up and wait My heart has started to separate Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Be my baby Oh, oh, oh Ill look after you There now, steady love, so few come and dont go Will you wont you, be the one I always know When Im losing my control, the city spins around Youre the only one who knows, you slow it down Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Be my baby Oh, oh, oh Ill look after you If ever there was a doubt My love she leans into me This most assuredly counts She says most assuredly Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Be my baby Ill look after you Its always have and never hold Youve begun to feel like home Whats mine is yours to leave or take Whats mine is yours to make your own Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Be my baby Oh, oh, oh The Fray I'll look after you now that is how love feels...

Window On My World (here's Bits And Pieces Of The Poem Ya Ain't Ready For This)
if i listen carefully i can hear the beautifull sounds of the world. if i want to, when i close my eyes i can see ne thing i want to. i understand everyone makes mistakes and it only makes you strong when you learn from them. i like people who take time out there day to help the less fortunate.

On My Own
You would think by now I would know my way around I shouldn't miss you so badly I should be on familiar ground How many more lonely years must meander by until I learn the lesson it does no good to cry What manner of iron will must some people possess to be always looking forward to never accept regress Perhaps if I was willing to let someone take me by the hand they could show me a happy place in this unfamiliar land Perhaps I'm only homesick for all the joys that once were mine I must accept that they and you belong to another place and time But I know that deep within my heart there's a place where only you reside and when the pain of loneliness comes it knows that is where I hide So if sometimes it seems to you I'm clinging to the past it's mostly because I can't yet accept that our love didn't last No matter how hard I try I've yet to get over you for the part of me that's still alive believes you love me too Maybe there will come a day when that part will finally

My Stranger By Rosalind
This is how I imagine it would be; First lust, tearing at each other’s clothes, tumbling onto the bed, hungry for sex but embarrassed by the stranger next to me, yet wanting to know how you can make me feel. Your hands on my body. Trailing along my skin, across my breasts. Pausing for a moment to tease my nipples. Then onward. Wanting to explore me, everywhere Part of me wants to resist you, but I'm lost to your touch insistant intimacy Then alive, my entire body awake new sensations, myself forgotten Finally I succumb to you. Let you enter me. Forcefully Fuck me, Vigorously. Until we collapse. Spent.

Behcet's Diseage
Today's topic is Bechet's disease. Why you ask? Well, I suffer from Bechet's disease. I have all my life. Bechet's disease is an autoimmune disorder that causes inflammation of the blood vessels and an overactive immune system. Basically it causes the body to attack itself. Now I have suffered all my life. There are different stages or severities. The most common is open ulcers (like cancer sores) in the mouth or genitals. THen it progresses to the point that in some, if they are poked with a needle on the arm for instance, an ulcer forms there. Then the most severe form I have heard of is when you get the sores in the eyes. Now, I have had the sores in my mouth as long as I can remember. They are extremely painful, but as far as I knew they were a normal part of life. I felt sick all the time when I was young. Most of the time I didn't look sick so people thought I was faking. But I genuinely felt sick. When I was about 15 or 16 and was actually at home...I got a ne

Have You
Have you ever seen a bird fly with it's wings spread wide? Was it sky blue in color? How high did you see it fly? Have you ever tasted a snowflake, with it's points all a glitter? Was it's taste sweet as sugar, or so sour it was bitter? Have you ever smelled a rose, with the petals covered in dew? Was the fragrance sweet and pure or was it destroyed by you? Have you ever felt the gentle mist falling softly on your face? Like the touch of butterfly kisses Have you truly felt the mist? Have you ever heard the lonesome cry, of a sorrowful, lonely, tortured soul? Was the cry like the Irish banshee's, Did you ever hear my vanquished soul?

I Win!!!!!
I just LOVE my cousin Jake!!!!! I got told that this stupid "Army Strong" video was an all Army video but if you watch it closely there is a little shot of Marines in their Charlies. Anyhow why is the gov waisting money on putting videos such as these on MySpace (I got told it was the Army who put it up, I could have been told wrong), and not on like vest that really do stop ammo from killing our men and women? Grrrrrr. Okay, I am done now.

The Joke Of Death
What have you done, you lying ass bastard?!! You promised peace and quiet not this fucking disaster!!! You spoke of a calming quiet, the cool, soothing dark!!!! Not the wailing of my children or the breaking of their hearts! Yet here you stand... in your robe with your scythe and like that fake God above You only give me more strife!!! A peaceful death, HA, thats a riot A promise of the final end... in reality the beginning of pain that will never end!!!!!

Hotel Room
A husband and wife were traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're felt too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room, but they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the show

Looking For A Fu Wife And Gf
Looking for a FU wife and girlfriend, had both when I was married why break the streak now! Plus looking for a real life girlfriend.....Any takers on any of that (I know the last part is out but had to put it in there).......

For You History Buffs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Bruce_(architect) Mom has been doing some major geneological research on both sides of my family. She's just discovered that Willam Bruce, who once owned Loch Leven Castle, famous as the jail of Mary, Queen of Scots is my 10th great grandfather. I thought it was cool.

Dont Know Who Is Uploading And Who Isnt
hello to all my friends!! if some of your are uploading pictures, i am only able to know at certain times, my fubar page is jacked or the sysytem is who knows or its payback for my nasty mum that got deleted and pissed off every mummer on fubar, anyways if you want me to know you uploaded new pics just message me thx

Another Inspiring Song
ALAN JACKSON LYRICS "A Woman's Love" I have known it And I have felt it I have known a woman's love And I have tasted And I have wasted A woman's love And I know I know I'll never understand it All the little things that make it grand and A woman's love And I know I know I'll never come face to face With anything that takes the place Of a woman's love Well I have kissed it Tried to resist it I have missed a woman's love And I have hated Taken for granted A woman's love And I know I know I'll never understand it All the little things that make it grand and A woman's love And I know I know I'll never come face to face With anything that takes the place Of a woman's love Well I have needed And I have pleaded And I have lost a woman's love And I have worshipped And I have cursed it A woman's love And I know I know I'll never understand it All the little things that make it grand A woman's love And I know I know I'll never come to face

Few New Pics
Hey all... just wanted to say hello and hope everyone is having a good Saturday. Been snowing here and had some freezing rain... so it was a good day to pull out the footie jammies... so go check out the new pics in that folder... and there are a few in the default folder and two in my "Kids" folder. Hope ya'll have a great evening and I should be on later! MUAH! ~Beth~

Poetry
fubar.com and happy hour too. where you meet alot of people and friends are always true. you can buy a friend a drink or send a friendly gift. your making people happy and help thier spirits lift. you can send a sexy comment or rate an awsome pic. you can help eachother level and move up pretty quick. you can make a friendly flirt or send a secret crush. or get chellendged to a private game its such an awsome ruch. the bible here at fubar will help you cruise along. so read the fubar bible and your sure to not go wrong.

Smthing I Wrote
Often this thought comes to my mind, That you have been made and brought into this world for me, Till now you were somewhere in the stars up above, You have been sent on this earth for me! Often this thought comes to my mind, That this body and these eyes are my possession, This beautiful shadow of your hair is for me, These lips and these arms are my possession! Often this thought comes to my mind, As the bridal march plays in the way, It's our first night after the wedding and i am lifting your wale off ur face, And you shy away and hold yourself in your arms! Often this thought comes to my mind, Like you will always love me the same way all your life, These eyes will always look towards me with love filled in them, I know you might be a stranger but still.... Often this thought comes to my mind, Often this thought comes to my mind!!!!!!

Gender Undecided???
See I told you I would be back. O.k., I've been floating around the bar and i noticed something not quite right. People are undecided about their gender! I mean I'm cool if your gay and you say that to keep the opp. sex from stalking ya. But for real.....if you dont know what gender you are, you have a real problem. I you dont know how to set it...you should not be messing around here. I know when I join a wonderful site like this i try and make sure my "setup" is setup before i go out and meet the masses. Not to mention you have to be a real retard not to know I'm a guy by my pic. With that said, I can judge by looking at your pic what you are. But see here is the thing, I've seen pics of a guy and a girl, and the gender is "undecided"----o.k. witch one the fuck are you?! Very confussing!!!! So I ay get yo shit straight-----or quit fucking with peoples heads! After-all-----ain't tere enough people on the net doing that all ready!!! FU-friend Keith

Here's Something To Think About
Here's something to think about Body: Here's something to think about ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Bobby Date: Dec 2, 2007 8:44 AM The Clintons and the Bushes have been known to vacation together in more recent times. Earlier this year on CBS, Clinton revealed that he looks upon the Bushes as a surrogate family, and how Barbara Bush refers to him as "her son". Is this really a picture of two distinct and opposed political ideologies pitted against one another? Last year George W invited both Clintons as guests of honor and praised them to the hilt as he unveiled portraits of the two to be hung in the White House. Bush described him as having "...a great compassion for people in need... a man of enthusiasm and warmth". This after Bush's 2000 campaign was built around Clinton having no honor or dignity whilst in the White House. Festivities continued last November when the entire Bush family journeyed to Little Rock for the opening of the

One Sided Love
I ran across this poem and I love it..Hopefully you will too.... I Really DO Love You... But More importamnt is that you LoVE me or Not.. I stood awake at night thinking 'Bout you... but more important is that are you also thinking about me or someone else..? I mIssed you each day each moment... But more important is that you missed me in the same way too? If Not...Then Guys this is just one sided Love which Has No ending... It can gives you tears only and nothing else... if you wanna test it then let him Go.. If he comes back he is yours and if not... Then maybe he is in somebody else's destiny...

Josh Groban - Don't Give Up (you Are Loved)
Don't Give Up (You Are Loved) ( Josh Groban ) Don't give up It's just the weight of the world When your heart's heavy, I I will lift it for you Don't give up Because you want to be heard If silence keeps you, I I will break it for you Everybody wants to be understood Well I can hear you Everybody wants to be loved Don't give up Because you are loved Don't give up It's just the hurt That you hide When you're lost inside, I I'll be there to find you Don't give up Because you want to burn bright If darkness blinds you I I will shine to guide you Everybody wants to be understood Well I can hear you Everybody wants to be loved Don't give up Because you are loved You are loved Don't give up It's just the weight of the world Don't give up Everyone needs to be loved You are loved

People Of Fubar
My friend LadyLoneWolf is Haveing some problems it would really make her feel better if you would drop in and say hey you dont have to rate or comment just say I nice word or two and let her knoe she's not alone I know it would help out alot Thank you Cindy

Sudan Pardons Teddy Row Teacher
Sudan pardons teddy row teacher Teacher Gillian Gibbons is to be released from prison in Sudan after she was jailed for allowing children in her class to name a teddy bear Muhammad. Mrs Gibbons, 54, from Liverpool, was jailed for 15 days by a court in Sudan. Sudan's President Omar al-Bashir pardoned her after a meeting with two British Muslim peers, Lord Ahmed and Baroness Warsi. She was arrested after a member of staff at Unity High School complained to the Ministry of Education. The BBC's Adam Mynott said Mrs Gibbons is expected to be released later on Monday. The jailing of Mrs Gibbons has led to an international outcry and has embarrassed the government.

Soldiers Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marin

Cholera Crisis Hits Baghdad
Cholera crisis hits Baghdad ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Fight The Power! Date: 02 Dec 2007, 23:51 http://observer.guardian.co.uk/world/story/0,,2220529,00.htmlIraqi capital fears an epidemic if stricken sewerage system collapses as the rainy season arrivesDavid SmithSunday December 2, 2007The ObserverBaghdad is facing a 'catastrophe' with cases of cholera rising sharply in the past three weeks to more than 100, strengthening fears that poor sanitation and the imminent rainy season could create an epidemic.The disease - spread by bacteria in contaminated water, which can result in rapid dehydration and death - threatens to blunt growing optimism in the Iraqi capital after a recent downturn in violence. Two boys in an orphanage have died and six other children were diagnosed with the disease, according to the Iraqi government. 'We have a catastrophe in Baghdad,' an official said. The United Nations Children's Fund (Unicef) said 101 cases had been

Military Humor
Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Willouby, Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons." After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight lipped smile, "Sloan. Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both Judges." After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, " O' Bryan, Master Chief Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marines, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?

Dirty Greaseball Maggots
Hemp is reserved for dirty greaseball maggots. A car drove 13,000 miles around America powered by nothing but hemp oil. Their mission was to convince people that hemp is a better fuel source than gasoline. Overall, the drive was a success and received huge media publicity. On the project's website, they compare the biological effects of gas and hemp. Amazing enough, hemp wins in all categories. This proves that when compared to fossil fuels, hemp is less harsh on the ozone. However, for some reason, the website forgot to mention one thing, FUCK THE OZONE. "Oh! Hemp is so much better for the environment! Hemp is so awesome! You can make anything out of it and it's so good on mother nature!" Shut the fuck up. Who cares about the environment? It's obvious that we're going to hell. People ask me, "Why don't you recycle? Don't you care about the environment?" I say... BETTER FUCKEN LUCK NEXT EARTH. Hemp products are everywhere now. Things like jewelry, clothing, backpacks, hair p

I Miss You
I miss you, But I knew it was time for you to go. Life is different now, I wonder if it means anything. I knew from the start, We would grow apart, You see it is a thing about me. It is still twenty years later, Things haven't really changed. I miss you, And yet I know I never meant anything. I still reflect, Should I be full of regret, Because I miss you just the same? There you are still a piece of my heart, You see somethings time can never change. Dee Parenti All Rights reserved.

Wow This Is Cool
Pretty Cool Stretch your brainThis is not a test - just a phenomenon. All readings are explained.Let's play with some words.What do you see?In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, beca use it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil). Now, what do you see?You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?What do you see here?This one is quite tricky!The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.Last one.What do you see?You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......when you look through ME you will see YOU!Do you need to look again? Test Your BrainThis is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though. ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST Count every " F " in the

Please Help Me Level This Sexy Mfer Up!
His sexy ass only has a little bit left to go to level up, can ya help me, please? I'll buy you a Big Pimpin' Gift if you do and he tells me. :) REDD-Night Manager @ Erotic Desires@ fubar

Just Wondering
Now I know that sometimes people are to busy on here, what with playing the popularity game and collecting everything they can. but common curtosy should still be adhered to. Why do people not even say hello when messaged. I messaged each and every person on my friends list and again many that were not on my friends list. the percentage rate back on return cordialities is sad. now I dont message some one if they have some kind of away message up. but if you dont at least say hello with a small apology if your at work or busy and cant chat. it is something how you see these people are active, updating photos, updating stashes, but yet to bsy to take 6 seconds to respond. I use to use this system when it was cherry tap over a year ago. then quit cause this it was full of more collectors than chatters. I have over 400 on my mspace page and dont have near the same situation. I look forward to hellos once in a while .

Toast
My soul churned in the coals a fire out of control choked out burning never enough oxygen to breathe. Buried darkness lit with fire as the shadows dance mockingly upon the walks of my heart tainted with the inner light the dimly lit shadows perhaps they dance for the sake of dancing, sedation the inner desires we find lost to the needs of the day found in the darkness with the dancing flames of a fire once burnt bright. The dimly lit cavern of my soul.

Give Me A Friggin' Break
MUZZLED?!?! -- tell me this is NOT ridiculous. Go ahead.... I DARE YOU!!! ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) - Two days after naming its mascot “PorkChop,” the Philadelphia Phillies’ new Triple-A affiliate abruptly dropped the moniker after receiving complaints from Hispanics that it was offensive. The Lehigh Valley IronPigs, whose mascot is a large, furry pig, had selected PorkChop from more than 7,300 fan submissions. The team, which begins play in 2008, announced Monday that the mascot will be named “Ferrous” instead. General Manager Kurt Landes said he heard from several Hispanics who said PorkChop was derogatory. “We were really unaware of any negative connotations with the word ’pork chop,’” he said. “If it offended a few, it’s a few too many.” Guillermo Lopez, vice president of the Latino Leadership Alliance, said he was called “pork chop” when he worked at Bethlehem Steel decades ago. “If my parents were alive, they’d be having fits,” said Lopez, among those who complained to the

Gere Vs Tranny Ewoks
->Psychowolf...: Who said anything about Gay Zex? Are there laten desires within you that Richard Gere may need to fulfill? blackwolf: I AM NOT GAY - GO AWAY ->Psychowolf...: How did the council insult you, in reference to our offer? blackwolf: YOU DID INSULT ME ->Psychowolf...: Will you trade us the Disguised Tranny Ewok? ->Psychowolf...: Your insults are directed toward a Jedi. A jedi that knows the TOS. I have not insulted you. Therefore, my FORCE tactics are not against the TOS. blackwolf: YOU ARE AN IDIOT ->Psychowolf...: Be prepared to see how far jedi influence extends. JEDI know the tos. Padawans DO NOT. You are a PADAWAN blackwolf: be prepared to get kicked off fubar ->Psychowolf...: What is this BOOT you speak of?...is it a wookie word? blackwolf: TELL ME NOW OR I HAVE YOU BOOTED FROM FUBAR ->Psychowolf...: There is ONE extra lightsaber in the deal, if the tranny ewok comes wit a Bass guitar blackwolf: WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS blackwolf: w

To Our Military Members During Christmas!! God Bless You All!!!!
A different type of Christmas poem: The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary an

Something Special To Me
Wedding Vow for Wiccans.... To the love that I wed, When all is done and said, I vow to you a love that's true, A love that you had, never a clue. To work together is a great thing, That is why I gave you the ring. We work together, one and the same. I never knew love until you came. I want us to stay as one. Until our life on Earth is done. I will cherish you all of my life, Through every good and every strife. Communication shall be our basis. And always, will you be my oasis. The sight of you gives me hope. And together shall we, through life, cope. So mote it be. :by Addon

If You Had Me Alone
NOW IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR 24 HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TOO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU. I WILL BE WAITIN TO HEAR FROM YOU...

I Like Blonde
BLONDE COOKBOOK (NO OFFENCE MEANT) MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Joe. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Joe wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Joe brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY: Today Joe asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving Joe asked me why I was rolling around in the garden. FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY: Joe did the shopping today and

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
You won't admit you love me. And so how am I ever to know? You only tell me Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. A million times I ask you, And then I ask you over again. You only answer Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. If you can't make your mind up, We'll never get started. And I don't wanna wind up Being parted, broken-hearted. So if you really love me, Say yes. But if you don't, dear, confess. And please don't tell me Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. If you can't make your mind up, We'll never get started. And I don't wanna wind up Being parted, broken-hearted. So if you really love me, Say yes. But if you don't, dear, confess. And please don't tell me Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

Someday
someday you'll cry for me like i cried for you, someday you'll miss me like i missed you, someday you'll need me like i needed you, Someday your heart will pain LIke mine pained for you Someday you'll need a hug Like i Needed one from you someday that guy will start cheating the way that you cheated on me someday you'll realise you loved me but i swear I will never love you

Minor Random Thoughts And College Football Follies Redux
First, let’s get the haphazard observations and events out of the way here: * I’ve chosen not to decorate my bachelor pad for the holidays (save for some pet-themed stockings). Why? Because I’m simply not in the mood. Not that it would take me a time-consuming 10 minutes to erect a desktop tree as well as wreath and lights for one of two windows. And having mistletoe above my one door would be tricky because virtually no friends or family visit, and a stranger making a sudden appearance (delivery person, Jehovah’s Witness, salesperson) might make for an awkward situation if one wishes to stay true to the mistletoe tradition. * What merciful god would permit the Spice Girls to reunite and kick off a world tour? My sweet Jesus. I believe we all shall soon fall beneath a shadow of a plague of locusts. The end is near. Bring out your dead. * The season finale of “Torchwood” and the movie/appetizer “Battlestar Galactica: Razor” each was awesome in a taut, tense, thrilling way. “Th

My Biography
my name is jim. im 42 born to darrell and judith ridge on oct. 18th 1965 in detroit michigan.i was raised in taylor michigan untill my parents divorce when i was 12. i then moved to tampa florida with my father for 2 years, then relocated to muskegon michigan to be with my mother at age 14. from 1993-1997 i worked for walt disney world in orlando.during that time i worked in the enterainment department involving movies, shows, and commercials. i have been an extra in roseann, family matters, and step by step. i also worked with filming crews for many motion pictures, my favorite being marvins room. i gave all that up to move back to micigan to be with my dieing mother. i have 4 sisters and no brothers. i also have 4 children from ages 4 up to 21. i love writing poetry. it has been my passion since i was 5 years old. my wish is to publish a book of poems dedicated to my late mothers dieing wish. if any one has any ideas on how i can accomplish this please e-mail me at ridgejames22@yaho

Giveaways
Hello I am currently in 2 give aways... The first is for a 3 day blast and the 2nd is for a 1 month VIP all help is appreciated. I myself do comment bombing you need help just look me up... 3 DAY BLAST!!! 1 MONTH VIP!!!

Men's # 1 Rules{take Notice}
Men Rules You always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules and yes they are all # 1 Rules 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months a

First Ride Of The Season!
Well took the sleds out for the first ride of the season, went with a buddy, put about 25-30 miles of small trail riding on them. Was a great first ride! Found a couple of back country trails that just wound through the woods, man was awesome, clear night, a ton of fresh powder! 2 months to the big MI. trip to the UP!!!

Lost
Lost ~Tony Martinez Lost Such a small word So many meanings Do you really know Lost and I are bestfriends Dare i say we are lovers we know each other so well You hold the key to so much Yet you dont even know it I sit and wait I stand and pace Still I wait I truly am not complete No direction You think I dont know You think I dont understand I know all to well alright I feel it damn it You are right there and yet Ahhhhhhhh damn it Hear me I am nothing Here I am Lost

Cool Night Passion
Rain falls, meeting with hot flesh, leaving a steamy trail of passion flowing across the bare bodies of two lovers, lips meet in a burst of firey passion as two bodies become entwined, standing naked under the sky as it opens up.... thunder rolls as if singing in tune with moans of pure pleasure and excstasy...lighting flashes..highlighting every little curve... hands caress flesh... as the two dance the dance of lust driven madness... thrusting and rolling...feeling the heat from each other as the rain seems to steam and rise from their bodies...his hands caress her face....neck... and meet with subtle breasts...his mouth seems to dance across her body as her back arches...moaning with pure pleasure.. passion gives rise to pure lust as they collide.. kisses turn into bites... caressess turn in hard squeazes...as their hips collide... thrusting into her like a man driven mad... he grabs her hair..pulling her head back..as his firey tongue works its magic across her neck.. he bites he

§ØlÐïër§ ~twÅ§ Thë Nïght BëfØrë Chrï§tmÅ§
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DIS TANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DIS ORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW ! THIS NI GHT,

Å WØnÐërfül Më§§Ågë By GëØrgë CÅrlïn:
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon an

I Always Thought....
...that the captain of the football team and the head cheerleader wound up together. At least that was what was deduced via phone conversation with Rubay last night. Thru all the giggles and raucous laughter ... um ... from what i understood. lol. Anyway so we've decided that to test said tradition we're dressing up as Goth Vampire Cheerleaders for our festival.

Stupid People- Brittany Spears.
Brittany Spears is my asshot for the week, possibly the year. How many children can you have before you get the "mother thing" down right? My advice to Brittany... 1. Babies have carseats for a reason. 2. Your children might be less confused about mommy if she would move back to the trailer park. 3. Dont take pics of your pregnant body, unless you are gonna make your own pornsite. 4. Get your tubes tied. 5. Buy motherhood for dummies!

Bodyjar-too Drunk To Drive
Give me the keys now you're too drunk to drive You say it's all because of me Tilting your head so you can catch my eye Promising things I can't believe chorus: Why can't you recognise the need I don't wanna be the one That's always left to find you Some people live on memories I don't wanna be the one That's always left to find you Find you If I could make everything work out right I'd bring my photographs to life it's hard to figure out reality When you're consumed by compromise chorus and now I can't believe you won my sympathy I told you I'm not coming back the lies that fall between the cracks (2x) chorus ------------------------------------

One More Time!
Because a good friend interceded and because I've never before quit anything in my life, I am going to return and see if things work themselve sout! Perhaps I jumped before I looked deep enough. I am willing to reexamine what I thought was a wrong doing and give this site another chance. I want to thank my friend for showing there are two sides to ever problem!

Who Are My Friends
Run your car off the side of the road Get stuck in a ditch way out in the middle of nowhere Or get yourself in a bind lose the shirt off your back Need a floor, need a couch, need a bus fare This is where the rubber meets the road This is where the cream is gonna rise This is what you really didn't know This is where the truth don't lie {Chorus} You find out who your friends are Somebody's gonna drop everything Run out and crank up their car Hit the gas, get there fast Never stop to think 'what's in it for me?' or 'it's way too far' They just show on up with their big old heart You find out who your friends are Everybody wants to slap your back wants to shake your hand when you're up on top of that mountain But let one of those rocks give way then you slide back down look up and see who's around then This ain't where the road comes to an end This ain't where the bandwagon stops This is just one of those times when A lot of folks jump off {Chorus} W

Men...
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. Two very attractive blonde women from Kentucky named Roxxy and Liz arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. Liz said, 'I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.' With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop the women jumped up and down and squealed... 'YES! YES! WE WON, WE WON!' They hugged each of the dealers and then the girls picked up their winnings and Liz's clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' Moral of the story - Not all Kentuckians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

Gettin Out Of A Ticket
This guy is driving along the highway and gets pulled over. The officer comes up to the car and asks if he knows why he was pulled over. "Yeah I was speeding." the man said. "Okay," the officer says," can i see your license and registration please?" "No sorry, I don't have it on me," the driver says. "Can you show me proof of insurance?" "Yeah", the man says," it's in my glove box next to my gun." "You have a gun in your glove box?" says the officer. "Yes i do," says the driver. "Is there anything else you want to tell me?" The driver thinks and says, "Yeah I have the gun so nobody steals the weed under my back seat and the cocaine in my trunk." "Really" says the officer," hold on a minute." The officer goes back to his cruiser and calls for backup which quickly arrives including the head lieutenant. The lieutenant approaches the car and says to the man,"Do you have any identification I can see?" "Yeah," the driver says and readily pulls out his license and registratio

7 Lucky Questions
SEVEN THINGS YOU WOULD FIND IN YOUR BEDROOM: 1. BED 2. TV 3. dresser 4.windows 5.blankets 6.shoes 7.clothes SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anyone? yes 2. Does someone like you? i think/hope so 3. Last kiss? drew, i hope it wasn't our last 4. Been lead on? yes 5. Been cheated on? yes 6. Want a relationship? Already have one, just want more from it 7. Wanna get married? not sure if i want to get married again SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: 1.josh 2. family 3. God 4. right now, cig. 5. food 6. oxygen 7. clothes SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. Drew 2. work 3. money 4. Christmas 5. tired 6. cold 7.family SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU: 1. Believe in God? Yes 2. Had a dream come true? yes 3. Read the newspaper? not really 4. Get enough sleep everyday? almost never 5. Have a best friend? yes 6. Take a bath daily? nope 7. Wish on stars? not really SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. Fallen in love? yes, and working on doing it again 2. Ki

Sad
this is probaly off the wall and wondering why im postin something like this anything.Today well tonight a guy on yahoo not saying any names.Has upset me to no point. I ask myself questions: 1)Why me? 2)Does he care if he hurtin me? 3)what did i do to desevre to be talk to like this? 4)Why should Keep people happy for if im not happy? Questions run thought my mind all the time.but ,he really set them off..

Sexiest Christmas Costume
THE SEXIEST CHRISTMAS COSTUMES CONTEST !!! WE NEED 20 CONTESTANTS..10 MEN AND 10 WOMEN..THIS CONTEST STARTS 12.12.07 - 12.19.07..THE DRAWING DATE WILL BE THE 21ST AT 5 PM AND WILL BE HELD IN CLUB NV THERE WILL ALSO BE UPDATES ANNOUNCED IF NEED BE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK BY DJ ENVII IN THE LOUNGE..MEN CONTESTANTS PLEASE REPORT TO DJ Envii AND THE LADIES PLEASE REPORT TO PASTOR CHOCOLATE BUNNY.. RULES 1. PICTURE MUST BE ABLE TO BE RIPPED, AS THEY WILL BE RIPPED INTO OUR PHOTO SECTION TO BE JUDGED BY THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS THAT EACH ONE GETS. 2. ALL CONTESTANTS MUST HAVE A SALUTE.. 3. MUST RATE THE HOST..YOU CAN FAN AND ADD IF YOU WANT.. 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. YOU WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE CONTEST. 5. NO DOWN RATING!! YOU CAN RATE IF YOU WANT TO BUT THAT WON’T COUNT..THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS YOU GET COUNTS.. 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE, THE PRIZES WILL BE SPLIT.. 8. MUST VISIT THE LOUNGE A FEW TIM

Truth Spoken(god Help Me)
Have you ever felt like that no matter what you do or what you say it is always wrong.Thta has been my life for awhile now. I have been on Fubar before but it wasn't to come to find friends even though it got to over 2,000 of them at that time.I came on here for revenge of someone I met on here & eventually met in real life and he took me for one hell of a ride.I waited for awhile & I just couldn't get over the severity of what he had done to me.He got me pregnant knowing I had not been with anyone for a long time and the ending result was I lost my twins,So I made a fake profile with fake pictures and went after him,it did work to a degree but the ending result is that I did it for so long & lived this life as another person,that it affected who I was.In the process of all of this I met a wonderful man & I didn't know how to tell him in the beginning it really wasn't me.I made several attempts but I just couldn't.Then one day I couldn't take it any longer & I came clean.The kicker is

Do I Really Know
Do I even know what love is have I ever really felt it? or did I just think I did was it just infatuation or was it just being so use to them you thought it was love is love supposed to make you sick of them? it should not be a bad thing you should want more of them, like a good drug, not a bad medicine how do I know if what I’m feeling is love, and stick with it or should I just forget and move on to find it how do I even know? what is the right thing to do? I thought it was love, I even said “I love you” but look at me now I am lonely and scared and I have broken a few hearts because of this fear of not knowing I look at her and try to predict if she is the one then once we get closer, I get scared and run away then I think could she have been the one the one I could have fallen deeply in love with but then do I even know what love is to give it to her I hate not knowing will I ever really know how to give it? how to receive it how to s

Once Again
once again it has started a new feeling a new person do I want to start this all over again is it just a waste of my time is it just going to give me more heart ache and confusion or maybe this is what I have been waiting for I just don’t know if I can do this--once again I like feeling the feeling that she really cares and I do with her but once again I just may be smitten by her I can’t keep on making these mistakes I am braking to many hearts than I can handle but she has every good thing the way she thinks the way she smiles the way she holds me so tight and close for the whole night but here I go once again do any of these qualities differ from the rest are they unique in this one person I think once again I will take the risk I hope in the end I will succeed in my quest to find true love Or do i do as before and before and before and run cursing my own heart

Do We Let Go
Do we let go of what it could have been, Do we hang on to what it can be. Do we forgive and pretend it never happened. Do we hate until the blood runs cold. Do we love and say i understand. Do we continue to search for the things we know we can never have, or do we let go and search for the things we know we can have. Do we let go of lost loves and pray that someday we will understand why it never lasted very long. Do we keep wishing that someday things we will be the way they use to be, even though we know they never will be. Do we let go so we can move on, or do we just stand still. Do we keep crying for the things that never went right, or do we dry the tears and look for the ways to make them right again. Do we Let go, the question is can we let go?

Arlington
I had never heard of this. I have only visited in the summer months. I wonder why the press hasn't enlightened the public about it? Arlington National Cemetery Rest easy, sleep well my brothers. Know the line has held, your job is done. Rest easy, sleep well. Others have taken up where you fell, the line has held. Peace, peace, and farewell... Readers may be interested to know that these wreaths -- some 5,000 -- are donated by the Worcester Wreath Co. of Harrington, Maine . The owner, Merrill Worcester, not only provides the wreaths, but covers the trucking expense as well. He's done this since 1992. A wonderful guy. Also, most years, groups of Maine school kids combine an educational trip to DC with this event to help out. Making this even more remarkable is the fact that Harrington is in one of the poorest parts of the state. Please share this with everyone on your address list. You hear too much about the bad thin

All About Me
Im well grounded and realistic I don't day-dream or think abouot the future (unless Im planning ahead , of course) Actually I tend to find day-dreaming and fightiness pretty annoying and pointless. sometimes people get me confused for being pessimestic, but i know that Im just keeping/being real.

Vampyre Wiccan Flyght 12-11 1000 Am Cst
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN * PROUD MEMBER OF THE SISTER HOOD MEMBER UNHOLY DARKNESS@ fubar Master Nosferatu Founder Of Unholy Darkness@ fubar Master Nosferatu is loo

/m/m/
1. Real name - Brian Leevy 2. Like it - sure. 3. Single or Taken- ....taken? 4. Zodiac sign - Virgo. 5. Male or Female - Male 6. Elementary - mcconnellsburg elemntry 7. Middle School - mcconnellsburg middeal school 8. High School - jamesbucannan high school 9. Eye Color - hazel 10. Hair Color - brown 11. Are you a health freak - nope. 12. Height - bout 6'8" 13. Do you have a crush - yes ... 14. Do you like yourself - i sure do 15. Piercings - 1. 16. Tattoos - none! :D 17. Righty or Lefty - righty! FIRSTS- 18. First Surgery - havn't had one 19. First piercings- was little 20. First best friend - ... Jack? 21. first sport - do i look like i do sports? lmao! 22. first pet - .........idk CURRENTLY 23. eating - nothing 24.. drinking - water 25. listening to - KC & Jojo - All My Life 26. waiting for - true love 27. wearing - tshirt, blue jeans, undies ;) 28. want kids - soon ;) 29. want to get marr

Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12.....
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively, "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied: "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."

For Weight Loss?
About two years ago, I went out and got the DDR game DDR Max 2. I thought, hey this looks fun. I also thought it might be a good way to get some cardio/exercise into my life. My highest weight was 207. I figured it couldn't hurt. So, two years later, I have a second game (Supernova), and I absolutely love doing DDR. I'm down to about 194 now, but there have been periods where I stopped doing it for a month or two. My husband actually does it with me most times, and he enjoys it as well. I'm getting back into weight loss mode now, I will do DDR every other day, at least, for about 45 minutes to an hour each time. I have mastered Beginner and Light/Basic modes. I'm now working on Standard/Difficult modes. If anyone would like some cardio in their life, I would recommend DDR for sure. It's fun and provides a good workout as you get higher in level on it :) I will post updates on this blog with my progress. Thanks for reading :)

Robin Artwork On Ebay
Hi again, Just to let you guys know, that this weeks Staz Johnson ebay artwork sale consists of 11 pages taken from my 3 year run on Robin. Last weeks Catwoman sale went really well, with every single page selling. As usual, if anyone has a question, they can contact myself or Lysa by PM or shout. Click the pic to visit the sale page.

Finally, The 5 Answers We Have All Been Waiting For:
FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Thought for the day: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

Has It Happened !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have met a wonderful man...my best friend in the world introduced us...we have talked for a while on the phone...but never met till this weekend. OMG...it was awesome...he made me feel wanted...desired...sexy....I can't describe what else. I asked him if I was being selfish wanting him to stay here with me...and he said no more selfish than him wanting to call into his job and taking off to stay one more night with me. He makes me want things that I thought I would never have. Not just for other people but for me. For once I am going to take a chance....and do what I think is best for me....and NOT BE AFRAID !!!!!!!!!!!!

Pain Everlasting
My shoulders are heavy. The weight of the world is pushing me down. I'm slowly slipping out of my mind, Slipping from reality. I'm breathing heavy, I feel so cold, So blind. But I wont give up. I'm to strong. As long as I keep on believeing... As long as I can trust... Pain is everlasting. But love... Lasts forever.

Love Is A Gift That Shouldnt Be Used
Her friendship made the difference of a true friend like her Her voice made Me smile when I heard it in person or on the phone Her eyes made Me look into Hers to see inside her soul Her happiness made Me happy when We were together spending time Her loneliness made Me sad cuz She wanted to spend time with someone who she likes, I hope its ME!!! Her precious arms made me feel good after a hug Her personality was precious as My heart within Me Her heart, was full of life happiness and love Her hands were soft and gentle when We held hands Her lips were gentle and waiting for Me to kiss Her Her body made Me tingle everytime We cuddled together Her body was soft and gentle too when We hold each other at nite Her body made Me smile when We spend time intimately in bed together Her and Me spending time together made Me realize dreams do come true Her life was busy and exhausting always looking for her special someone to come alog Her life was precious and busy as life

Another Bitching Blog
lol Yes im in the mood to bitch again what a coincidence since its the first day of my week of PMSING! Im just wondering... How is it that i get told 99.99999 percent of the time that im different from most girls or that im the perfect girl OR WHAT THE HELL EVER yet no man or woman can explain it...??? How does that work If nobody can explain it then obviously it isnt true right? *makes confused face* Ugh and why is it nobody fun goes on here anymore???????????????????? First it was Stevie then it was matt then it was Steevee then it was Andy THEN it was Chris and im with tim right now lol [I get alone with boys more than girls keep that in mind and no im not making a list of boys i wanted to get physical with just ppl i kinda sorta had a bond with] Now nobody interesting is on here wtf. I WANT MY PEOPLE BACK

What You Long For
What you long for What you are longing for is already here. How could you know it so intimately if it was not a part of you even now? What separates you from your dream? It is nothing more than your resistance to accepting it a living it. What you long for is not to be found in some object or location or set of circumstances. It is within you. Go ahead and let it out. Go ahead and let it be. No amount of misfortune or disappointment can tarnish the values you hold most dearly. Step gracefully and confidently forward knowing that you and your dreams are always intact, no matter which way the world may go. Live the joy that is in what you long for. It is real, it is here, and it is you. -- Ralph Marston

And People Expect Justice From The Courts (email)
found this tidbit EVANSVILLE, Indiana (AP) -- An inmate serving a life sentence for molesting and murdering a 10-year-old girl named Katie was apparently forcibly tattooed across the forehead by a fellow prisoner with the words "KATIE'S REVENGE," authorities say. Anthony Ray Stockelman, 39, was removed from the general prison population for his own safety last weekend after authorities discovered the tattoo, officials said.

Join Club F.a.r.!!!
♥ Join the #1 Family on Fubar! ♥ We don't want a lot for Christmas, all we want is YOU! imikimi - Customize Your World ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING FROM BORICUA GOD DADDY ON JOINING CLUB FAR: First for all those who dont know what Club F.A.R. stands for, here it is: "F.=FAN / A.=ADD / R.=RATE (Just the Profile Page)". All Club members "MUST DO ALL 3" to all other members. You must take note of those that do not accept a Friend or Add or do not Rate you and report to one of the Owners, so that we may regulate and check members. We dont want to hear that you dont Fan Add or Rate people. If there is another member for whatever reason you have a problem with you must address this to Boricua God~daddy. All current and new Club F.A.R. Members must do or be the following 1. Have the whole name Club F.A.R. s

Dear You Dear Me Love You Love Me
Dear Me, Dear You, Life really sucks right now, so what do I do? Throw in the towel? Pack it all in? Bury the hatchet? Start over again? What if I fail yet one more time? What happens if that hill is too much for me to climb? Shall I chance that road that leads to pain? Will all of my attempts be made in vain? Does it matter that my heart is tired and weak? What about the tears my eyes so mercilessly leak? Can it be that I can be strengthened by this? Is there something here that I have missed? I want to love, be loved, but then... That would mean I'd have to trust again Is this a risk that I should take? Or should it be that I should wait? Do I have time to make that call? Am I strong enough to tear down these walls? Will I find the key to unshackle my soul? Or have I lost sight of all of my goals? Is that a light I see out there? Do I take a step? Do I dare? I reach out, take your hand Your hand in mine, now together we stand Are you

New Beginnings - A Spell For Renewal
Surround me with protective arms Keep me safe from evil and harm Protect me from tumultuous woe Cover me from head to toe Take me underneath your wing Free me that my heart might sing Bestow upon me strength and might Guide me through the darkest night Bless me with insight and grace Take me to a higher place Let me be a lady of honor and nobility No longer bound by pain and vulnerability Embrace my heart, mind and soul Renew my spirit and make me whole Awaken me now with senses anew Blessed be, your daughter is renewed!

Lust
I want You. I need you. I want to be between those thighs pleasing you. each nite I dream about your taste. Its becoming more and more than I can take. Your Body has become my addiction and I need you to fill my needs. Please come home so to me.

For My Children"
I was not the perfect Dad but you are great inspite of that. I am very proud of you and every one of your tremendous accomplishments. When I look back and see the mistakes that I made I have many times wished that I was able to go back and correct them. But time is very unforgiving in that it will never allow that. I can only thankfull That you became the Beautiful People that you've become. I LOVE YOU!! Dad

~ Jim Croce - I Got A Name ~
Like the pine trees lining the winding road I've got a name I've got a name like the singing bird and the croaking toad I've got a name I've got a name And I carry it with me like my daddy did but I'm living the dream that he kept hid Moving me down the highway rolling me down the highway moving ahead so life won't pass me by Like the North wind whistling down the sky I've got a song I've got a song like the whip-poor-will and the babies crying I've got a song I've got a song And I carry it with me and I sing it proud if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud Moving me down the highway rolling me down the highway moving ahead so life won't pass me by And I'm gonna go there free Like the fool I am and I'll always be I've got a dream I've got a dream They can change their minds but they can't change me I've got a dream I've got a dream I know I could share it if you want me to if your going my way I'll go with you Moving me down the highway rolling me dow

Silly Things To Do At Christmas (email)
1. Stand in front of a supermarket wearing a Santa suit, ringing a bell and wishing everyone a Happy Hanukkah. 2. Wrap yourself in swaddling clothes and lay in the manger of the neighbor's nativity scene. 3. Put on a Santa suit and open a mall kiosk that sells reindeer jerky and Easter Bunny filets. 4. Call Park Rangers in your area and tell them Rudolph is sick. Ask if you can borrow one of their reindeers. If they tell you no, then yell at them telling them they are heartless bastards for ruining Christmas for all the children around the world. 5. Wear a Santa suit to the nearest red light district and stand on the corner saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!" as women walk by. 6. Get a job as a mall Santa and then tell all the children that they've been naughty and won't be getting any presents this year. 7. Create snow sculptures in your yard of snowmen in suggestive poses. 8. Buy a package of Keebler's E.L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and hand them out to children saying this is wha

Desire
What price laid upon love, what sacrifice does happiness demand. To be freely given yet to pay upon reception, blood and tears to bring forth heartfelt desire, washing away to leave us cleansed with the radiant warmth of love's true happiness. Ever fleeting though it is. Ever sweeter with each lingering taste. This yearning, the longing grows each day.

Dream On
To dream of dreams come true, be us but a dream, No but the dream come true. This dream of love, this vision of happiness, waking life, our love relaxing, our love come, our love felt, our love grew out of fairy tale swept, We need not dream of what could be for our love is what should be. In color so soft and light so bright, our dreams of love feel so right.

The Winners For Little Christmas Treat
THE WINNERS FOR LITTLE CHRISTMAS TREAT ARE: 1ST PLACE WINNER FOR 100,000 FU-BUCKS WITH :Current rating: 10.24 (58) Uploaded: December 10 2007 Comments: 4059 2ND PLACE WINNER FOR 50,000 FU-BUCKS WITH :Current rating: 10.16 (25) Uploaded: December 10 2007 Comments: 2898 3RD PLACE WINNER FOR 25,000 FU-BUCKS WITH :Current rating: 10.31 (16) Uploaded: December 10 2007 Comments: 2038 CONGRATULATION TO ALL THE WINNERS AND THANKS FOR ALL YOUR PARTICIPATION HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING AND FABULOUS WEEK HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞®

Another Shitty Attempt
to let your light shine bright to let the one who shines so so bright let them go and be free falling from you like leaves from a tree give them the air and the time they need so they will come back to you back to you if you have that someone in your life that calls to you shows you the way in the darkest of nights, the one you go to like a boat to a lighthouse do what you can to keep the light shining brighter than the brightest star no matter how far you both may fall look inside and know you will both survive and look for each other in the darkest hours, through the sunny days and long long showers use the time to try, try to see what they see within you, to see why they love you so to see if you are truly that person learn to love yourself as you are loved by her look inside, know you will both survive, survive to look for each other in the darkest hours, through the sunny days and long long showers hold her tight but let her go give her gifts then

On My Mind
Celestial Love a poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson Higher far, Upward, into the pure realm, Over sun or star, Over the flickering Daemon film, Thou must mount for love, Into vision which all form In one only form dissolves; In a region where the wheel, On which all beings ride, Visibly revolves; Where the starred eternal worm Girds the world with bound and term; Where unlike things are like, When good and ill, And joy and moan, Melt into one. There Past, Present, Future, shoot Triple blossoms from one root Substances at base divided In their summits are united, There the holy Essence rolls, One through separated souls, And the sunny Aeon sleeps Folding nature in its deeps, And every fair and every good Known in part or known impure To men below, In their archetypes endure. The race of gods, Or those we erring own, Are shadows flitting up and down In the still abodes. The circles of that sea are laws, Which publish and which hide the Cause. Pray for a

A Friend In Need....a Bulletin Being Posted By Friends And Family
A dear friend of Virgo's lounge is in the hospital in Diabetic Coma, we are praying for a speedy recovery. He is in our Hearts and Prayers. Please repost this to keep the prayers going. Thank you very much. UPDATE: As of 3:30est, Fire has woken up and asked for some of his fu friends. He seems to be going in and out of consciousness, so it's gonna be a long time before he comes completely out of his coma. Please keep him in your hearts and prayers, he needs every bit of help he can get. Thanks, the Virgo's family and friends

The Urine Test
Like a lot of folks in this country... I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt and using drugs. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

Feel The Pain
Night and day Something is in me What to say My mind is not free A friend you where Filled with words of care and wisdom Then you disspear which is not fair Acting like you do not care Messages i send to you Ingoring me in every way What in the hell did i say? Everynight we talked and a nice time Had to end our friendship in its prime Your picture sits before me Beauty i see, yet you dont want to talk Sitting here writing in chalk Right in from of your eyes Which fuels these words and my cries Pain you feel i am sure it is there Nothing truley can compare Right i am, waiting for a day That you will speak to me again someday Your face your eyes i can never forget I have not changed, want to make a bet? Time has elapsed, still no answer Am i the source of your emotional cancer? Persistant and true, nothing left to do All i want to do is have a chat with you To me it seems i might have made a wrong Can you give me time to fix it, alright?

Quiz
Basics:Name:JoeDOB:11/07/1988Birthplace:HBG, PACurrent location:HBG,PAEye color:HazelHair Color:Dark BrownHeight:5'8"Heritage:Irish, Scottish, German, ItalianPiercings:3Tattoos:8Favorite:Band/Singer:ICPSong: BucksGenre of Music:RapColor(s):Black, RedTV show(s):Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Mad TV, ect. ect.Movie(s):BIg Money Hu$tlas, and a shit load of other thingsFood:Italian foodStore:WALLY WORLD!!!#:49, 69, 420, 88Drink:Dr.PepperClothing Brand:Dont matterShoe Brand:Route 66Animal:TigerPizza topping:MushroomSeason:SummerMonth:JulyHoliday:HalloweenFlower:RoseThis or That:Sunny or rainy:RainChocolate or vanilla:VanillaFruit or veggie:FruitNight or day:NightSour or sweet:SourLove or money:LovePhone or in person:PersonPoor & happy or rich & miserable:Poor & happyLooks or personality:PersonalityCoffee or tea:CoffeeHot or cold:HotYour:Goal for this year:To SucceedMost missed memory:Gran-DaBest physical feature:eyesFirst thought waking up:fuckFuture:Do you wanna get married:yesDo you

Ron, You Will Always Be My Hero
I know it'll be 2 years June 2008 that my boyfriend/ Master Ron has been gone but he will always be in my heart- I am taking small steps at moving on with my life and have to thank all the friends and my very own children for making this process easier.. "You Are My Hero" You were always there to listen, When my heart began to break You never left me standing alone, You were the best friend God could make Slowly I fell in love with you, I can't explain the reason why Maybe it was your enigmatic soul, That gave me wings to fly Maybe it was your loving smile, Your warm and gentle embrace Maybe it was your soothing eyes, That lit up the darkest place Maybe it was because you saved me, Reminded me of how love feels I don't know for sure the reason, Only the way you made my heart heal I look up to you, I love you so, There may be times that we fight, But you will always be my hero

The Death Penalty
Ok, to take my mind of my life drama and bullshit.. I watched OZ.... and I mean, i've SEEN this before... bbbuuuttt It was the episode where Cyril was almost executed... and as always, anything involving executions... I fucking cried like a little baby.... I hate it. I don't think there should be a death penalty... and you can sit there and say "Wait til someone you love is murdered"... yeah, FUCK YOU... I know... I know what its like knowing someone took the life of someone you love... I know that pain all to well... And I'm pretty pissed.... because i STILL dont think that the death penalty should be legal... I think we should be allowed to do it ourselves... If i have the balls to shoot that man, then I can do it. But it's not someone else's right to fight my battles... So, anyways, thats my thought for the day.

What Does Your Name Mean??
T--You're loyal to those you love. E--Awesome In Bed R--Easy to fall in love with R--Easy to fall in luv with I--You are rgreat in bed A--Like to drink I think this is retty much okay. Most things wew right. Delete the other person's name and repost this with the title "what does your name mean?" A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You like to drink E : Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks. I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy L : Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N : You really like to drink. O : Awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy HOTT in bed. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very bro

Voices Turn
We found him as a child. He was scared and all alone. He looked just like a stranger though we found him in his home. Those little eyes so fearful of a cold and nasty world, his doors were closed, his bridges up and all his flags were furled. we took him by the hand and we shared him in the sun. We showed him that at least with us that he could have some fun. We were all he used to ever have,no one else to stand beside. We told him every truth they hid, we told him every lie. Now he sleeps within us and at last our voice is free. though looking in the mirror it is not our face you see. We will always be here for our only begotten boy, when all the world just sees him as a amusement and a toy. He only wanted to be loved and to love back in return. All he found was roses that always seemed to burn. He still draws his roses though we doubt that he knows why. The roses are not roses but every tear he will not cry. He hates the world around him and he builds such thick strong walls, h

Oh I Wish!!!!
That the snowstorm scheduled for later would come tomorrow instead. lol. I've got a show to get to tonight and I'd like to get to and from in one piece. I mean the world would be lame without a crazy ass like me in it. (At least I hope so. lol) In other news if this storm is as bad as everyone is staying I'm staying at Chris' tonight. I think we're programmed to misbehave when we're within 200 feet of each other! So much for sleepin.... lol.

Mem Lie
Men Lie for alot of reasons! They lie to make themselfs look good. They lie to not hurt some people that love them. They Lie because they can not help but lie about everything they do or say! They also will lie to keep someone that is good to them too. I have learn over the year the only time I believe anything that ever come from a mans mouth is when I see it is for real. Some just lie because they dont care how much it hurts others

Loves Deathly Grip
Love stalks me, wondering ever so near as to taunt me in ways that i can not perceive. Never before has it wasted its time on my worthless presence and yet now it finds me. She arouses questions which frustrates, yet gives hope to future events. A curse yet a joy that a person only receives once in their pathetic life times. I never believed that i could find someone that could bring me this joy while at the same time making me lose control of everything. With her i have no control what so ever....not matter what I try i know that i will be submissive. I worship her to no end, a slave to my heart. For it is my heart that is slave to her. I wonder if this is right or wrong. At times it makes no sense. I've know her for a small matter of time....yet it feels that we have been together all my life. Should i feel this way...love won't let me know....its like a knife that stabs the heart....yet it plugs the wound and keeps like drawing. She is the knife. Every tim

Take Me
Take me as I am, no presumptions, no demands. Don't categorize me don't abuse me. Open my mind and let my thoughts and desires escape. Touch me in places I have only dreamt about. Bring me to heights I've only read about. Take me tonight, no expectations just desire. Explore my body inch by inch and let me touch you however my hands may desire to. Kiss me here.. Kiss me there.. let me run my hands all over you. May I explore you from deep within, may I let go of any inhibitions and do to you as I wish. I will let you do the same. There'll be a couple restrictions, none un reasonable. I yearn for your touch, my body aches for yours. Let's spend the entire night together and just explore one another...

Just Out Of Curiousity
I am the Perfect Boyfriend Boyfriend Application Name: Age: Hair Color: Hair Style: Eyes: Height: Weight: Birthday: Zodiac: Piercing/tattoos: Why do you want to be my Boyfriend? If I chose you to be my Boyfriend... what's the first thing you'd do with me or to me? What are your hobbies? How do you stay in shape? What kind of job do you have? What kind of car do you have? How's your credit? Do you fuss over looking good? Which side of the bed do you prefer? Do you like to cuddle? Do you stay still when you're sleeping or do you toss and turn? Do you do drugs and/or alcohol, if so what? What's your favorite feature about me? What is your best feature? Why would you make a great Boyfriend? What "anniversaries" do you celebrate? (ie one month six months one year ect.) Are you good at remembering important dates?(anniversaries, b-day ect.) How would yo

Each Day Comes Bearing Its Gifts. Untie The Ribbons.--ann Ruth Schabacker
Each day comes bearing its gifts. Untie the ribbons. Today will be filled with surprises, big ones and small ones, like the gifts at a birthday party. Maybe we'll see a friend we haven't seen for a while. Or we'll find something we thought was lost. Whatever happens today will be special, and is meant to help us grow in just the right way. Growing up doesn't always feel easy. We're expected to be more responsible and thoughtful of others. We're expected to be honest about our feelings and needs. If we're angry or scared, we need to tell someone. Sharing our secret about being afraid relieves us of the fear, and we feel lighter, happier, like after opening a special gift. When I receive today's gifts, will I stop to appreciate them?

Some Flying Stories Before I Continue...
Originally posted in Myspace on Monday, March 26, 2007: I digress... I thought, instead of continuing my story of what happened with Christy, I would pause for a moment (I will continue her story later) and relate the events that happened to me on 2 November 1987 while stationed in Okinawa as a fighter pilot. Part of a blog's purpose - in my estimation - is to put down for the record what the blogger feels is important to remember before the memory fades. Here is such a memory from my life: In November 1987 I was the lead aircraft of a two-aircraft flight out of Okinawa. There were the two airplanes and there were 4 of us in them, front-seater and back-seater in each airplane. My wingman was Captain Gary Conwell on that flight with his backseater (or WSO) Captain Ray Gale. I was the co-pilot or back-seater on this one since I was the instructor on the flight and I was evaluating the pilot/front seater in my aircraft, Lieutenant Colonel Larry Kleppinger. Our mission that

Pregnancy
well, so far so good on my pregnancy news. my baby girl is doing great. moving around like hell too. it's awesome though b/c my real life hubby got kicked in the face three or four times by the baby when he laid his face on my belly. it was awesome. i love being pregnant right now. i mean just knowing that there is a little life inside of me is just amazing. well, happy holidays folks.

How I Got My Name
How can I save you When I can't even save myself Oh, you want me A number of different ways Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. How can I save you When I can't even save myself Now you want your Own sick requiem Cry, don't you? Oh, you want to.. Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. How can I save you When I can't even save myself How can i save you When I can't even save myself Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chain

A Marine Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone. In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give, and to see just who in this home did live. As I looked all about a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I've seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent alone. Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene. Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? Curled up on his poncho, a floor for his

Survey Says.....
1. What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves? OMG…when people find out my last name I ALWAYS get YOUR MEXICAN??? It annoys the crap out of me. . . . IT’S PORTUGUESE!!! 2. Name something you have in common with all your siblings: We all have the same dad lol 3. What is the greatest amount of physical pain you have ever endured? When I gave birth to my boyz 4. What number of drinks constitutes your limit? I have a pretty high tolerance. . . its gets expensive, I guess I’d say a good time would be 5 drinks and 3 shots. lol 5. Do you fold your underwear? Yes, I do 6. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper? him 7. Have you fired a gun before? no 8. Name someone you consider a genius: Albert Einstein 9. what was your favorite childhood toy? my Nintendo & Radio. It was THE BEST 10. Name a sound that disturbs you: nails on a chalkboard. . . Crying/whiny children. . .cotton 11. Name something random that you wo

Eight Words..
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female... Any part under a car's hood. Male.. The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.. Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.. Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male.. Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male.. A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Femal

More Ramblings, April 2007
Originally posted in Myspace on Friday, April 06, 2007: Detained That word captures so many different meanings these days, doesn't it? But one above all others dominates the news: Detained, as in, Detainee. Wikipedia.com defines it thusly: "Detainee is a controversial term used by certain governments and their military to refer to individuals held in custody, such as those it does not classify and treat as either prisoners of war or suspects in criminal cases." There are many topics of current relevance I could focus on to explore this vague term, but the one I would like to address today concerns the recent "detention" of the 15 British sailors by the Democratic, Peace-Loving, Beatific, Philanthropic, We'd-Never-Ever-Support-Global-Terror-or-Build-Nukes government of Iran. Seems that these sailors were part of a boarding party searching a boat suspected of supporting terrorist activities in the waters between Iran and Iraq when the Iranians seized them, claiming that the B

Something You Should Know!!!
THIS IS A PICTURE OF MY BITCH ASS BROTHER WHO IS 29 YEARS OLD AND FUCKING A 16 YEAROLD GIRL. hE IS WALKING AROUND WITH 2 DIFFERENT STD'S AND ONE IS THE LEADING CAUSE TO CERVICAL CANCER. HIS MYSPACE NAME IS C.GIOVANNE BUT DON'T FALL FOR HIS GAMES YOU WILL GET FUCKED OVER BY HIM IN THE END. but on here his name is the 69 KING so watch out ladies http://s201.photobucket.com/albums/aa165/lonniehodges/?action=view¤t=stupidbitch.jpg i NEED FOR ALL MY FRIENDS TO COME AND READ MY NEW BLOG, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND PLEASE PASS ON THE INFORMATION.

Snow Is Here
Some things to remember: Drive like an idiot - Whether it's driving to fast or to slow Don't clean the snow off your car - Front, back, top, and definately not the lights Don't shovel, snowblow, clear a path, or plow - Whatever just don't clear any snow Be sure to walk in the street - at oncoming traffic preferably, as far from the curb as possible Don't help anyone - Ever

Gaurdian
You look to the sky, I watch you, You wonder why I watch you, You feel my stare of wonder, And look at me, I break my look, And know... ...One day I'll stop your pain, Dry your tears, Fight your fears, I'll protect you, No longer only watching, But helping, You'll know me, Be proud to know me, Be proud to be watched, You'll come to realise , That I'm your gaurdian angel.

Alittle Football Humor Lmao :)
God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe?" Brett replies, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

Soulless
Is that really you? You're not the one I thought you were. Betrayed true self, Mastered deceit. You're one of them now. I can't believe this transformed spirit. Surrendering your priceless soul. And for what? Some minds so superficial. Some hearts beating to vain conceit. Remember your veracity, When all the others faked their way? Remember when reality Was the only game that you would play? You don't remember me, I know Though you just saw me yesterday. Your soul valued true love so deep. But your soul and heart were sold away.

Growing Up
Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground? The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties. Your mom was your hero and dad was the boy you were going to marry. Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were who ran the fastest. War was a card game. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine and wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut. The only thing that hurt was skinned knees and the only things that can get broken were your toys. Life was simple and care free and we all had this urge to grow up..? As I was basically forced to grow up, I realized everything isn't as easy as a scraped knee. I love my friends and family. I have been through my ups and downs. Struggles through relationships and frights. I've had the drama and the parties, the deaths and births. I've had the tears and the laughs. But what will never go away are the good memories and the scars I have today. But I realized that every good memory I have is from a scar. My mom kicking me ou

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My Feelings
I recently deleted a friend from my life because someone very special to me didnt like them. I feel so bad but yet relieved at the same time. The reason I feel relieved is because I believe that this person was playing me for a sap and betraying my confidences that I placed with them. I can't prove that they did but I suspect it heavily. I just hope that this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass later.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Birthdate: September 21 You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature. Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas. People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life. You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone. Your strength: Your thirst for adventure Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures Your power color: Hot pink Your power symbol: Figure eight Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Christmas Gifts
My Dear Friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically ap pealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable * Environmentally safe * Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light

Marriage
SO, I'm sitting here watching The Wedding Planner... and This chick was bitching about... all the annoying things her soon-to-be husband does, and like "is THIS the last man i'm going to have sex with.... ever..." And, i'm like... WOW.... and then jennifer lopez went on her speal... saing "you have the love of a man who said "i can't believe she picked me".. and "i'm marrying the most incredible woman I've ever met".... ***tear drop*** I fucking hate movies like this!!! Cuz, I'm like, DAAAAAMNIT!!! I WANT ROMANCE!!! I WANT, THE GROUND I WALK ON WORSHIPPED!!! WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE And, of course, I sit and miss lindon, and miss andrew... I can't help it. I miss being in love, and i miss... well, honestly, I miss being loved... I miss waking up in the morning and KNOWING that some man LOVES ME... and at that moment, feels that he couldn't live without me. And, of course, I just watch the sappiest proposal EVER....I wanted a sappy proposal... I did

Where Is The Luv At Cum Show Us Some
Hey it's monday and nothing going on because if there was you would be doing that. So why not come and stop by the iron horse saloon. We are jammin it out. see you there. (repost of original by '"DJ.MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS~MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL' on '2007-12-17 14:40:50')

Tips For Managers
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it's really a "rush job", run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke. 3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. 4. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway. 5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. I like being a psychic. 6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work. 7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion. 8. If you don't like my work, t

Sex Education
Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out... "Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny Elvis Smith, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex-education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!"

We Won
2007 Collegiate Cyclo Cross National champions Well it was a very long cycling season this semester. Three national championship events over the last five months. We have had some good succes with a fifthe place finish at Track Nationals and Second at Mountain Bike Nationals. This past weekend we traveled to Kansas City to compete for cyclo cross national championships. As the defending champions the pressure was on us to try and repeat. Well my team delivered. Our women raced so well with one of our girls winning the individual national championship. Two more in the top 10 and we won the overall for the women. Our men also raced amazingly well. One of our riders stated at the back of a 146 rider field and rode his way to third place. With two more in the top 6 and we secured the men's overall title. With both of these events coming together we won the overall team title. This is our seventh National title.

The Powerful Oz.
I just got the best text message EVER. My bestie texts me and says, "Since you're the all powerful oz of music, call me I need to know the name of a song." yes, when you have no life, this knowledge is easily harvested. I rule. Some more. LOL

For Neenee
The Queen needs more friends and fans Lots and LOts of LOVE....come check her out, and leave some love while your at it NeeNee Da Queen - Happy Holiday's!@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by ♥ JeNn ♥ Door Girl for Centerfolds♥The Sisterhood♥@ fubar

Week 2...open For Guys!
Hey ALL! Want to join the SAINTS AND SINNERS TRAIN and be added to our weekly pimp out bulletin? All you have to do is follow the three steps below! 1) Fan, Rate, and Add everyone already on the train. 2) One you have done that just tell Persia, Ruby Cairo, or Louise about it by MESSAGE (Not shout) so that they can add you to the next pimpout! 3) Once you are added... just repost the weekly bulletin! That is all we ask! Persia {SSDC} FuGF of Elizabitch & Ruby Cairo ¢¾ ¢Ó Co-Skank to NSF You ¢Ó@ fubar ¢¾Louise¢¾ *Owned by Thelma*@ fubar Ruby Cairo {SSDC} FuGF of Persia & Elizabitch@ fubar ღღ Lady Sunmaid ღ I.B.I.C. ღ RL & Fu-Girlfriend to CELTICTHUNDER72 ღ@ fubar ~* ¢¾ Lil' Kitten to DJ John ¢¾* ~ ....Member of U.B.A......@ fubar GamerChick *Chriz's muddie*~ Clan [MFG]@ fubar Just K

"one Wish"
as the holidays are aproaching i often find myself thinking about the "One Wish" that I've been wanting for a really long time. Its a wish thats started out small but over time has grown into the impossible. I started out slowly, just thinking about it from time to time but not really putting alot on energy into it, but as the years have gone by and heartache has gotten worse and worse I find myself building and adding to the wish so that its impossible to satisfy. My wish, deep down in my heart, is to find the one person that understands and completes me. I once had that dream, or so I thought, and proposed and poured my heart and soul into the relationship only to find-out that she was using me. She allowed my heartfelt affection to be my downfall and I fell hard. My wish is to find that perfect someone. To find that someone that wants the romance, that wants the cliff-side wedding scene from when fools rush in, so i keep hoping, and dreaming that one day it will happen and

The Heat!
Let not your heart be troubled! Whenever I'm troubled and lost in deep despair I bundle all my troubles up And Go to God in prayer Let not your heart be troubled Nor your heart be doubled I tell him I'm heartsick Lost and lonely to My mind is deeply burdened I don't know what to do Let not your heart be troubled nor your heart be doubled I know he stilled the tempest and calmed the angry sea I humbly ask if in his love He'll do the same for me Let not your heart be troubled Nor let your heart be doubled Then I just keep quiet Thinks only thoughts of peace If I abide in stillness My restless murmurings cease Let not your heat be troubled Nor your heartbe doubled (c)TJC1977

What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

Best Guy On Here
today i made a friend tom if you look that my friend list you will see him. dude is the kool guy on here by far. he talks about the carzyest shit if you can think of it he will talk about it he does get piss off like most people do. hell take the time to bullshit with you if you want but he has more than just one friend so dont get mad if he doesnt reply as fast as you would like but just though i would say that because he is truly a good friend to me now.

No Longer
if i no longer walked among u would you remember me? have the things u needed to say be heard? would u know how i felt? alone and in darkness would u remember me? would there be a void in ur heart if i no longer walked among the earth

In A Mood...
"Dream To Make Believe" It's funny how things work out, the ones we need don't know we're there If I were sand and you were oceans, the moon would be why you're pulled to me I wake up and think dreams are real I sleep so I don't have to feel the truth that you can't ever be the one person that won't ever forget me I hope that dreams come when I die so we can talk I won't wake up I'll ask you how your life worked out I'll never know that I'm just dreaming I wake up and think dreams are real I sleep so I don't have to feel the truth that you can't ever be the one person that won't ever forget me Let me sleep some more Let me sleep some more Let me sleep some more Let me sleep some more Let me sleep some more Let me sleep some more Let me sleep some more Let me sleep some more

Understand It
i might be sad u might be mad, but u know who u are and u know what happen, from one heart to another in your case i will never find another i found what i been lookin for and lost it faster then the time it took to find it, yes i miss yes i want it back, but all i can do is wait tell gods dedcides to give it back. i fucked up alot in less than 2 months but i got my mind back now im hiding out tryna get what i lost back, u were my cure, my everything now im stuck like a feen, what can i do to show u how i really feel about u.

Unnoticed
He is lonely Even though you can't tell He is reaching out For what, he doesn't know He will continue to sit in silence And hope that someone may stumble across His and all of his emptiness But they only hope that they do it in time Otherwise he will have drifted too far And he may let go Of whatever grasp of the world he has As he slowly fades out of the lives of everyone Nearly unnoticed.

Love Or Obsession
Love or Obsession When I dream, My dreams are filled with thoughts of you and I When I am lonely, Only you can ease my sadness When I need to be held, It is your arms I want around me When my body yearns to be touched, Only your hands will satisfy me When my lips are dry Only yours can moisten them And when my heart hungers to be loved Only your love can fulfill me. Is this love or just an obsession? Is it practical for me to love you so deeply, When I know you won’t ever truly be mine. Either way, I don’t care I would rather waste my life pretending Than have to forget you for one whole minute.

Just Beyond The Sunset
Just beyond the sunset Someone waits for me Just beyond the sunset Lies my destiny Where the purple mountains Lie in deep tranquility There I’ll find the treasure Of love eternally Just beyond the sunset Waits someone so fair Just beyond the sunset All alone they wait there Their hair is golden The colour of the sand Their eyes sparkle in the night Like diamonds in your hand Just beyond the sunset Lies a home for me Where the world is peaceful Like a paradise should be Just beyond the sunset Someday is where you’ll find me

What We Need!
we need to wash our eyes with tears we need to cry because of heartaches we need to accept reality even we want to disagree we need to walk on the path with many torns we need to leave someone we love for the sake of their happiness we need to stand when we are down we need to be strong even we feel sick we need to fight even we feel we are too weak we need to smile even on our last breath..

Thought For The Day!. Family
F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, 'Oh excuse me please' was my reply. He said, 'Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you.' We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said good-bye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, you ng and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. 'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, 'While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, But the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood very quietly not to spo

Christmas Carols For Disfuncitonal Friends
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.......... PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why. DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely. OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell R

Just Wondering Something
Why is it that so many people fear anything and everything they do not understand? why is it so hard for people to be open to learning new things? its not going to kill you ya know..it may just make u a better person for being able to say, hey this wasn't so bad and i feel i've become a better person for learning this........

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twen

Mental Hospital Phone Menu !!!
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital . Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory

Me
i met alot of people in my life some i keep around others i might wanna take they life. seen an heard a lot of crazy shit in my life someone tried to take my lil homies life and all they used was gas and a match, i feel lucky to be a nigga thats turning his head right. all my enemys are no longer enemies now they just niggas i watch closely, 4 those who know im maybe an asshole but we all have r own ways of doing things. ill apopologize to anybody so if i owe u one let me know ill continue this later

In A Darkened Room
Grab my head and just want to scream, to many thoughts driving me insane. Life just gets more complicated, to many twisted things going through my brain. Why do I let it bother me, just want my friends to know I care. Need to show them all, the love i have to spare. Such a beautiful day out , I need to go out and play. Here in this cold room, is where i perfer to stay. Glad you came bye to give me a hand, I will return the favor when i can. You know that I am grateful, and I am a tender hearted man. Look in the mirror what do I see, just a lost soul staring back at me. Haven`t always tried that hard, to be the person that I want to be. Sometimes I wish i was in a grave, six feet under like my father. Life sucks all the time, so why should i even bother! Contemplating what to do next, maybe talk to another friend. Or maybe wallow in my sorrows, and bring my life to a bitter end!

Jesus And The Elves
Jesus and the Elves" And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger because there was no room for them in the inn. And the angel of the Lord spoke to the shepherds and said, "I bring you tidings of great joy. Unto you is born a Savior, which is Christ the Lord." "There's a problem with the angel," said a Pharisee who happened to be strolling by. As he explained to Joseph, angels are widely regarded as religious symbols, and the stable was on public property where such symbols were not allowed to land or even hover. "And I have to tell you, this whole thing looks to me very much like a Nativity scene," he said sadly. "That's a no-no, too." Joseph had a bright idea. "What if I put a couple of reindeer over there near the ox and ass?" he said, eager to avoid sectarian strife. "That would definitely help," said the Pharisee, who kn

Christmas Greeting From Jessi!
JC Penney Christmas song! Current mood: happy Endless Noise, an award-winning music and sound design company, recently collaborated with Jessi Malay on a new holiday track, which will soon be available on iTunes. "Any Little Thing for Christmas," is a remixed dance version of the "March" from the Nutcracker Suite. The idea came about after the track was created for a holiday commercial campaign for JC Penney. Endless Noise was inspired to create a full-length track and was introduced to Malay, who signed on to record the song. And now a clip is available on Jessi's myspace pg for your previewing pleasure! Check it out!

Way Beyond
If I could I surely would Child ease your pain But if I could no longer Would you still know my name? If I couldn't drain the tears That pour from these eyes Would you turn your back on me Would you wave goodbye? Or leave me way beyond empty inside Awaiting my last day to arive Way beyond empty inside Awaiting my end to arrive If I couldn't be the shoulder Which your head would rest upon Would you still be waiting (mama) Or would you be gone? If I couldn't keep the smile Forever on your face Would I still be around Or would I be replaced? Way beyond empty inside Awaiting my last day to arrive Way beyond empty inside Awaiting my end to arrive (And) Would you promise me Things they'd never change Could you promise me That things they'd stay the same? If I couldn't clear the clouds From over your head Would you keep your word to me Amongst all the things you said? Or leave me way beyond empty inside Awaiting my last day to arive (yea

New Stash
HEW WHATS UP EVERYONE. I ADDED SOME MUSIC VIDEOS AND A COUPLE FUNNY VIDEOS. THE FUNNYIST VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE IS IN THERE. CHECK OUT THE VIDEO DAD ONSTAGE. BE SURE TO STOP BY AND CHECK THEM OUT. PLEASE COMMENT AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UP. THANKS HAVE A GREAT EVENING AND A WONDERFULL HOLIDAY.

God Damn Ishit
what the fuck?! honestly. it freezes. it doesnt synch everything. it doesnt register my ipod. the ipod itself froze. my itunes has 9.someshit gb on it. but my ipod only has 7.25. WHAT THE FUCK. anyone with any advice (except SV, even though her opinion means more to me than anyone else on here, shell just say shoot it or blow it up or some other shit like that) should write me cause im ready to shoot it or blow it up or throw it out the window.

Love Spell
Love Spell Every time I look at you my heart skips a beat I wonder if you know, my love, that my heart is at your feet I leave it there for you to do whatever that you wish You could take my heart, and love me, Or just leave me in this bliss.

Professional Photography Website Up!
Empty Allegory is now the name of my photography business. Click here to check out my new website and look at some of my work. Oh, and feel free to buy some prints or hire me to take some photos, seriously, I need the money.

To All My Friends
If I hadnt just gotten off a 15 hour shift I would have sent everyone a seperate and special holiday wish. But thats not the case SANTAS CHRISTMAS LOUNGE Merry Christmas everyone and thanks for being my friend. I enjoy you all :)

Chilled Out City
Chilled Out City THIS IS THE FIRST OF 4 CDS FEATURING THE COLLECTIVE TALENTS OF THE EJAY COLLECTIVE, AND COMBINES THE CREATIVE GENIUS OF THE ARTIST ALONG WITH THE EJAY SOFTWARE TO CREATE SOME OUTSTANDING MUSIC. CHILLED OUT CITY ENCOMPASES THE MORE AMBIENT SOUNDZ WITH A SLIGHT DANCE EDGE THAT GETS YOU READY FOR THE NEXT CD 'HIPHOP HEROES' a 45min taster from the 73min chillout set featuring the talents of the EJC. for a full tracklist goto www.ej2dj.com/chilledoutcity http://www.esnips.com/doc/da84a69f-e59d-46f9-b48e-4f0da70e65e2/DJ-Muzik-AL-vs-The-Ejay-Collective---Chilled-Out-City_128

Westlife - Against All Odds
Westlife - Against All Odds Lyrics (feat. Mariah Carey) [Shane:] How can I just let you walk away, Just let you leave without a trace, When I'm standing taking every breath, With you, ooohhh, You're the only one who really knew me, At all. [Mariah:] How can you just walk away from me, When all I can do is watch you leave, Cause we shared the laughter and the pain, And even shared the tears, You're the only one who really knew me at all. So take a look at me now, There's just an empty space, There's nothing left here to remind me, Just the memory of your face, So take a look at me now, There's just an empty space, And you coming back to me it's against all odds, And that's what I've got to face. [Mark:] I wish I could just make you turn around, Turn around and see me cry, There's so much I need to say to you, So many reasons why, You're the only one who really knew me at all. [Mariah:] So take a look at me now, There's just an empty space, There

When I Close My Eyes
When I Close My Eyes When I close my eyes, and all I can hear is the birds or the crickets, I can see and feel all the things I desire. I close my eyes. I breathe slowly and deeply.I am surrounded by darkness. I am not sitting. I am not standing. I am not laying down. I am floating in the darkness. A hand comes from the darkness. It touches me gently on the forehead. Fingertips gently brushing against my face. They send shivers down my spine. They trace my face. Around my hairline. Down along my ears. Following the line of my chin. Up to my mouth. They trace my the outside of my lips. Then move in to the fuller part of my lips. My mouth opens slightly as small tingles start to move through my neck, chest, shoulders, and down my arms. The fingers move back down to my chin. They trace their way up the other side of my face. They move slowly to the peak of my hairline. Then come down my forehead. Trace my nose. Trace my eyes, barely touching my eyelids. They move back to my nose, a

Leroy, The Gold-tooth Reindeer
"Leroy, THE GOLD-TOOTH REINDEER"... SING IT!!!! Leroy the GOLD TOOTHED reindeer had a very NAPPY fro and if you ever saw him, he was at the LIQUOR sto' All of Leroy's 'homeboys' use to PLAYA HATE his 'game' but they can't mess w/ Leroy.. 'cause' he got a big OLE thang! Then one smoggy CHRISTMAS day SANTA came to say, "Leroy...have you seen my sleigh?" I know you had it the OTHER day! So Leroy BROKE out runnin' and SANTA pulled out his 'nine' and SANTA shot poor Leroy DEAD in his black behind....

Does Size Matter?
Blog size, that is! I just started wondering, do people tune out if your blog is too long? I mean, does anybody really read these things, or do they take one look and say, OMG, that's too freakin' long - I'm not even gonna read it. I've thought about this before, but then...when I started this blog it was really more for me than for anyone else. I know it's supposed to be a conversation, but when I tried to shorten the entries, they didn't really make sense. Plus, then I'd have had like ten entries every day for a week, ha ha ha. So....does size matter? Do people tune out if the blog entry is too long, or will they muddle through if it's interesting enough? Enquiring minds...

Colonoscopy
Colonoscopy All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.' 'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.' 'I should be in charge,' said the stomach,' Because I process food and give all of you energy.' 'I should be in charge,' said the legs, 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.' 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, 'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.' 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum, 'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.' All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and th

I Hate You
I hate you For the way you made me feel The way you made me think The lies you spoke to me The fact I let you close To see deeper into me As we spoke The fact I started falling for you The fact I cried because of you And your ignorance You disgust me now You're so full of it and we all know it You're a pathetic excuse for a man A loser and asshole My hatred grows more and more Day by day The only way to heal the wound you caused I wish I could see you hurt like me But you deserve worse You wonder why no-one wants you This is why You're a fake You're so full of bullshit it's oozing from your skin You pretend phobias to gain sympathy Suck it up Life's a bitch and the rest of us deal with it So why do you think you should be cradled and given sympathy? You deserve nothing of any sort God you're a waste of perfectly good human skin and organs Grow the fuck up..

Cool
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story: 1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend 3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

System Failure
Our end is my new beginning. No longer afraid of my future. I grasp at the chance to spread my wings. Desperate to move forward and move on. You can no longer disavow my existence. There was love in the beginning. There still is love... But I love myself more. REL

Pink Orchid
pink orchid of love fragrant flower so rare of desire's full bloom nestled in that glade below your mossy rise my tongue, a hummingbird hungry for passions nectar hovering above you, wanting to drink so deep, and long till my thirst is quenched my hungry heart is filled but for a short blissful time then hungry again, takes wing to drink deeply of you again sweet pink orchid of desire

A Friend
I watch you walk up with a man- I smile and ask how you have been, Trying not to let the pain show. All the while dying deep within, A love I can't let go Then, my worse fear, pulling me near, I pray you don't see, like glass, through me- How your touch still makes we weak. I turn my head in nervous dread- You'll note the tear in my eye. To catch my breath I give a deep sigh, My heart reeling in desperate feeling, Screams out from emptiness. Words in my head forever left unsaid- As I only wish you happiness. An image Time seems to suspend, For in all held true, I never knew- It could hurt so bad to have "a friend".

Weather Modification
Weather Modification ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jerry Date: Dec 27, 2007 11:31 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Bill Date: Dec 28, 2007 1:23 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pono Date: Dec 28, 2007 12:55 AM Mahalo: ♠~Unique~♠ Date: Dec 27, 2007 8:48 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Bicycle Gladiator Date: Dec 27, 2007 10:41 PM RE: Received information on chemtrails from my senator today... From: *RC_REVOLUTION [resistance] -RONPAUL2008- Here's my reponse. Dear Senator Grassley, I received your packet in the mail today on my questions regarding chemtrails. Thank you for a thorough response. I appreciate it.. BUT, if these are just regular contrails, why are there so many weather modification companies in the United States? What about HAARP in Alaska? Why do we feel the sick need to control the weather, sir? Al

Time For Love To Heal
I'm no guys toy at all. I want is to be happy in my life.I have been heart broken and hurt alot too. Every guy i have fallen in love with all they want was to have a sex toy.When i find true love it will be forever. I hate when guys use me as a toy to get a piece of ass.I'm no toy to no guy at all.I'm a women's girl toy only but i'm no boy toy at all.I have one good friend who has been there for me and shown me how to love myself before i love someone else.I have found the right guy, but i have not showed him my love to him. He knows i have been heart broken and hurt alot.He gives me time to heal my heart. I hate being hurt and heart broken. When the time comes I will show my love.

Fear
Fear of death Fear of life Fear of truth Fear can bite Fear devours Trust at sight Fear turns logic Into spite Fear even doth Turn light to night When it upon Your shoulder lights Fear twists Fear kills Fear is the cause Of most world ills Love chase fear away When fear gone All just peace

It's Back !!!
I had an mri done yesterday for severe back pain. Found out this morning that the cancer's back and growing in my spine. Wednesday I meet with my oncologist to see what were going to do this time. Another bite out of the big shit sandwich of life!!!!! I do plan on once again kicking ass !! Thank you all for your prayers and support.

What Do You Want???
Here it is the wish list. All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you. []Hug []Kiss on cheek []Kiss on lips []Hold hands []Cuddle []Make out []Boom in my bedroom []Sit on your lap []Go on a date with you []Just be friends []Be more than friends []Love me []Like me []Get to know me more []be with me []just hangout with me []fuck me []rape me []Love me for ever till the day you die how old do i look? [] pre-teen 11-12 [] early teens 13-15 [] mid-teens 16-17 [] late teens 18-19 [] early twenties 20-23 [] mid twenties 24-26 [] late twenties 27-29 [] early thirties 30-33 [] mid thirties 34-36 [] late thirties 37-39 how good do i look from 1-10 (1- ugly/10- hott) [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 do i have pretty eyes? [] yes [] no would you be sad if i moved? [] yes [] no would you come visit me? [] yes [] no am i: [] okay [] hott [] sexy []

Me Today
Alone always alone Even in the company of others I am alone Alone alone Longing to have someone Everyone has someone But I am alone All alone I lay in my bed I stare at the stars I no I am totally alone I welcome all and none And that’s why I am so… Alone

Jennifer Stevens..........
There i was, minding my own, when who pipes up, jenny poppin butty stevens........ ->poppin butty: whats your stance on 3rd world dept relief ? ->poppin butty: not really poppin butty: hey there, i saw you floating on the top of fubar, u bored like me? wanna chat with a pretty cute girl from the USA? my yahoo ID is is jennifer_stevens23 see my problem is, Cooters "bait" photo lured this poor girl in (I have my doubts if it's a girl anyway, but that's not the point) what kinda girl sees Cooters picture and thinks, hey he looks like a nice guy to talk to ? http://fubar.com/user/1464360 debt* typo, it had been a hard day o.k. !

Punishment Or Deterrent?
I can't get this "statutory rape" thing off my mind. The 19 year old who had sex with my 14 year old daughter has not yet been arrested or charged, either, so that does nothing in the way of alleviating my sleepless nights, either. I thought it was bad that this guy wanted sex with a 14 year old, but then I found out he actually thought she was only 13 when he had sex with her. Is it just me, or is that little tidbit even more disturbing?? Because of the age difference of my daughter and this man, and because in this state a minor cannot legally give consent to sexual relations until the age of 16, this qualifies as statutory rape. The officers who found her having sex with this man in his truck took my daughter to the hospital for a rape exam, where we sat for almost five hours while the detective made frequent calls to the county attorney's office. The county attorney is who would be charging this man with the actual offense. At the hospital, the detective said that the count

Dream
Dreams... Nightmares... I hate them with a passion. They haunt me, Torment me. They put my state of mind in despair. This delirium of mine is driving me mad by the day. My nightmares are leading to the destruction of the inner core of my sanity... If there was a way not to dream again, I must know. I'm sick of waking up and looking around, wondering if was I saw was real or not. I'm sick of sleeping and not knowing if it's a dream. To me, my dreams seem so real... And my reality seems so false. Why am I like this? Why do I feel this way? Is there something wrong with me? Am I truly going insane? Am I mad? I fear that I will never learn the answers to my questions. I fear that I have completely lost my mind. And I do not know what to do next... And I fear that these dreams. These nightmares, Are apart of my past somehow. In some way, shape or form. I have terrible headaches, and I dont know why. heh, I wish I did though. And nothing helps it either. I've tried

When You Miss The One You Love!!!
Written By: Larry E. Williams Laying there in bed, all the lights down low You don't want to see or talk to anyone you know It seems like yesterday, you held her in your arms Then you went away like all those other times Now you're feeling all alone and empty Like you wanna fade away Close your eyes and then make time fly But then, it don't work that way All your friends trying to help you over You just wanna be alone I don't know why that cold wind blows But there is the thing that I know Heartaches gonna find you no matter where you go When you miss the one you love Sad songs are all you gonna hear on the radio When you miss the one you love Gray skies are there to remind you The blues are never behind you When you miss your love I know that you wish you could be with her right now Living out your dreams, not passing thru this lonely town And down this travelling road, the only life you've known You swear you're gonna give it up, but the road goes on and on..

One Of My Poems
What can you see when u look in my eyes?, Do u see someone who trusts, Or someone whos heard nothing but lies?, Do u see happiness and a smile on my face?, Or do u see my pain and a lonely girl whos been misplaced?, Do you see laughter or tears?, can you see all my doubts, hurts and fears?, Can you see joy in these sparkling eyes?, Or can u see all my scars i try so hard to hide?, Can you see a broken or shattered heart?, Or a soul thats been tattered and torn apart?, I see all these things within myself, but i go unnoticed like a knick knack on your shelf.

Drowning In The Rain
Tried to get the answers , To questions on my mind, Didnt know what i was looking for, Didnt know what i would, They said that i was crazy, My mind was shot to hell, The thoughts all crammed inside me, The things i could not tell, Sometimes it seemed so useless, To stand and take the pain, Reaching out to nothing , Drowning in the rain, My feelings cried out loud, Yet barely made a sound, giving up so willingly, I stayed there for awhile, hanging on as though id fall, Counting every second, though not wanting time at all, The strangling of my emotions, Was too great to be ignored, It caused my final drowning, As the rain endlessly poured.

Ufc 79- Nemesis(results)
Interim Welterweight Title match Matt Hughes Vs. Georges St-Pierre Name: Matt Hughes Height: 5' 9" (175 cm) Weight: 170 (77 kg) Record: 43-5-0 Name: Georges St-Pierre Height: 5' 10" (178 cm) Weight: 170 (77 kg) Record: 14-2-0 "Rush" Georges St-Pierre Wins by Submission (Arm Lock) at 4:54 in the 2nd round by arm bar. Chuck Liddell Vs. Wanderlei Silva Name: Chuck Liddell Height: 6' 2" (188 cm) Weight: 205 (93 kg) Record: 21-5-0 "The Iceman" Name: Wanderlei Silva Height: 5' 11" (180 cm) Weight: 205 (93 kg) Record: 31-8-1 "The Axe Murderer" Chuck Liddell Wins by Unanimous Decision at 5:00 in the 3rd round . Lyoto Machida Vs. Rameau Sokoudjou Name: Lyoto Machida Height: 6' 1" (185 cm) Weight: 205 (93 kg) Record: 12-0-0 Name: Rameau Sokoudjou Height: 6' 0" (183 cm) Weight: 205 (93 kg) Record: 4-2-0 "The African Assassin" Lyoto Machida Wins by Submi

Son Of A .....
everything has been going with me for the past few weeks. i have been paying off my debt and getting things done (thus why i have not been online much) so this weekend i decided to treat myself to getting my tattoo worked on. Well its a 45 min drive and i did not bother making an appointment cause i figured we were going early enough that is would not matter. Turns out my tattoo artist was not going to come in till late, cause his sister was in town. No big deal, a little bumed but its my fault for not making an appointment. I decided not to wait around town till he will get there, so i go get some booze and head home. Less then three blocks from being home a car stops short, the car behind it manages to stop in time, but i do not. I totally hit the car in front of me. No one was hurt, but the people in front of us encourages the little girl from the back seat to go to the hospital just in case, cause she said he head hurt. (I hope she is truly alright) well the damage to there car was

Under The Moon----------
I'm still here under the moon (2x) I was just a child but you seemed like so much more The way you would approach me and drift across the floor I'd see you in the hall, and you'd kiss me with a smile I never understood it, was I even worth your while? The others kids at school, they would hate me and they'd spit Cuz I was just a no one, to them I wasn't shit But you would always hold me and stand there by my side We were only seventeen; we'd be together till we died But then it all happened on the ever dreadful day Somebody tried to rape you and now I'll make him pay You pointed him out to me, my thoughts began to race I took my daddy's forty-five and shot him in the fucking face!!! I did it all for you, and though I'm facing years I would do the time just to equal all your tears The last thing that you told me when I left the courtroom Is that we'd always be together, cuz we're both under the moon (CHORUS) I'll forever love you, even in your doom

Do We Have A Problem With Illegals?
Bank of America: Can I help you? Customer: Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don't want to do business with you any longer. The Bank: Why? Customer: You're giving credit to illegal immigrants and I don't think it's right. I'm taking my business elsewhere. The Bank: Well, Mr. Customer, we don't want to see you do that, but we can't stop you. I'll help you close the account. What is your account number? Customer: (gives account number) The Bank: For security purposes and for your protection, can you please give me the last four digits of your social security number? Customer: No? The Bank: Mr. Customer, I need to verify your information, but in order to help you, I'll need verification of who you are. Customer: Why should I give you my social security number? The reason I'm closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit cards to illegal immigrants who don't have social security numbers. You are targeting that audience and want their business. Let's say I'm an

Frustrated
Hey, I just found out something out that has me both worried and confused. I have a 21 year old sister who is kinda slow in the head, well anyway shes dating this 17 year old that is going to be 18 in February............... Anywho I just found out that they are getting MArried this Friday!!!!!! Apperantly his dad gave him consent. I know I'm only 19 but I know they're makeing a mistake but she won't listen to a soul. Her Bf is Illegal for her right now but they don't give. I'm frustrated cause I have a 5 year old nephew from my sister and that little boys been through alot!!!!! I feel like I wanna cry I dont know what to do.......... Any suggestions?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DR. PHIL : ' The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems .' OPRAH: ' Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ' GEORGE W. BUSH: ' We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. ' COLIN POWELL: ' Now to the left of t

Happy New Year!!
I can not afford to send EVERYONE on my list a gift to wish you a happy new year....SO I am posting a blog and bulletin, to let you ALL know that I'm wishing you and yours all the best in the New Year.!!

"attention Seeking"
"Attention Seeking" Is it just That you're busy? Working? A loner? Or rude? Or is it really my fault For your long distance, Cold attitude? Is it because You are tough? Or is it I'm not good enough? Sara Holbrook

Space Moods
Space Moods mixed by DJ Muzik-AL SPACE MOODS IS A MIXTURE OF DUB HOUSE & AMBIENT INSTRUMENTALS. PUT YOUR HEADPHONES ON FOR A FULL CHILLOUT EXPERIENCE AND ALLOW YOURSELF TO DRIFT OFF INTO ANOTHER WORLD. http://www.esnips.com/doc/75f3dfc6-289d-437f-b394-61b5a20629ee/DJ-Muzik-AL---Space-Moods_128

Phoenix Of Light
So, Timmy, Joel, and I(3 Taveren in the same place!) went to God's Hill Last Night. God's Hill is an altar the three of us built last New Year's. The first thing we noticed was that God's Hill has grown. we each gave a sacrifice that is between us and God. And the most awesome thing, as we were lying on the hill staring at the stars, we decided that we needed to write a group sonnet or song to put on the album about the brotherhood. So, here it is: 1. We all pitched in and wrote the chorus 2. I wrote the first verse 3.Joel wrote the second 4. Timmy wrote the last Joel is serving in the army and faces a possible world war, yet he still smiles and makes us laugh. I promised him that I would help him find love. Oh yeah, he's also a throneless king destined to kill the most terrible dragon that ever lived. And his real name is Alexander Stoutheart. Timmy is a 12 year old rock star, no really. He plays the guitar, the violin, the keyboards, and some vocals. L

010108 Horoscope
Try rolling with the incoming waves today, for you might not be in control as much as you wish. Instead of pushing your agenda, loosen the reins and see where the day goes. It may seem pointless to waste energy, but don't judge things only by production now. Instead, give yourself permission to relax and just enjoy the experience -- whatever happens.

Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different

I Hate People
Tell me how or why it's fair that people are selfish, demanding, incosiderate and self centered, but it's MY fault when they aren't happy? Or how it's fair to demand something of me that I can't give? From now on, I do things the way I want. I won't accomodate you. If you don't like it, well then that's just too goddamn bad. Go find someone who gives a flying fuck. Don't ask me for favors, I won't do them. Don't demand things of me, I won't give them. Don't throw a fit because you didn't get your way, I DON'T CARE. My life is about me. If everyone else can be that selfish, then guess what? Now I get to play my way. Fuck you!

People Who Hate Our Military Should Read This.
Hello: Everyone needs to read this! SGT. Edmund John Jeffers' words were some of the most touching, inspiring and most truthful words spoken since the tragedy of 9/11 - and since our nation went to war. SGT. Jeffers was a strong soldier and talented writer. He died in Iraq on September 19, 2007. He was a loving husband, brother and son. His service was more than this country could ever grasp - but the least you can do for the man who sacrificed his life for you ... is listen to what he had to say. To all who call themselves Americans. Hope Rides Alone. Hope Rides Alone By Eddie Jeffers I stare out into the darkness from my post, and I watch the city burn to the ground. I smell the familiar smells, I walk through the familiar rubble, and I look at the frightened faces that watch me pass down the streets of their neighborhoods. My nerves hardly rest; my hands are steady on a device that has been given to me from my government for the purpose of taking the lives

Why Woman Dont Do Anal ,, !!!!!
Hey guys ,,, this is fucking simple really !!!! 99% of you fuck it up for guys like me !! HHHHMMMM You try and try , beg and plead , finally one day you cme across a wild girl , or maybe you finally talked the long time wifey into it !! Your dumd ass gets so excited that you just jam it in there and swing for the fences !!! To top it all off you cum in like 5 secs ,, you just cum so hard that your out of shape ass cant even take the time or make the effort to give her kinda pleasure !!! Man what a dumd ass prick ,,,, OK ,, lets say you squeak by and shes a tough girl and takes the pain just for you even though you're sexual moronic ass dont know WTF you 're doing !!! Every time you get in bed with her all of a sudden thats all you want ,,,, lol not good guys !!!! Or much worse ,, you turn it on her and make her feel gross about it ,, what a dick !!! LOOK guys ,,, you would'nt start your car with no lube oil right ,,, you damn sure would'nt crank it with no

Netflix,lg To Offer Set-top Box To Stream Movies From The Net:
DVD rental company Netflix on Wednesday said it was developing a set-top box with LG Electronics to let subscribers watch movies streamed directly from the Web to their TVs. Netflix, with about 7 million subscribers, has for quite some time said it was looking to extend its Internet movie delivery feature--which lets subscribers play back about 6,000 films and TV episodes on PCs--to the television. The leader of online DVD rentals will be entering an increasingly crowded and confusing market when it rolls out the new device via an LG-networked player sometime in the second half of 2008. Like Netflix's PC instant viewing feature, the online TV streaming feature would be included in all of its various price plans, generally ranging from $4.99 to about $16.99 a month, at no extra charges. About 90,000 titles are available through the Netflix online mail order service. Pricing and other specific details of the LG product were not available, but a person with knowledge of the

Gone For 3 Months
So I am going out to sea for 3 months.. not really looking forward to it, but had to happen sometime, right? i leave tomorrow and i wont be back till sometime in april.. if anyone is going to miss me feel free to comment so! :) will check them all when i get back :D

I Got A Job Today:d
well i got some great news... was called this morning to say i've been offered a new job... omfg how excited am i... anyways this job couldn't be anymore perfect for me as a single mum... start at 9 in the morning, finish at 1 in the afternoon so i'm home in time for Taylah when she finishes school... the new boss, Michelle, is lenient when it comes to days off in regards to Taylah being sick *lucky for me she rarely gets sick* but naturally i'm not gonna abuse that privelege... anyways i start next Tuesday & i can't wait

2008...off To A Bad Start
so my year has already started off wrong but i know itll change.. it started in a bed at midnight..because i was sick..LAME! i know..lol senior year and not one drink =P but all i can think about is graduating..even when kassie walked into our hotel room..we both yelled GRADUATION!!! at the same time lol this year hopefully will make a difference.. spring break..my "mom" and i are heading to new york and looking for an apt and she wants to bring her daughter up there with me after graduation... i dont plan on living there but i have a few ideas that i want to try and make work for a few months..and if they do..who knows where im headed...if not..i wanna go to north carolina for college and stay.. but leaving ohio and staying in new york from june for the rest of the year makes me so HAPPY! i HATE it here!..even my mom said she notices how ready i am to leave.. i may not know what exactly i want right now but i have a damn good idea lame blog but oh well eat me =]

Motorola Unveils Mobile Live Tv Device
Motorola, which has recently lost cell phone market share, is introducing a mobile device for playing live television to expand its reach in portable consumer electronics. By Reuters InformationWeek January 3, 2008 04:30 PM NEW YORK - Motorola (NYSE: MOT), which has recently lost cell phone market share, is introducing a mobile device for playing live television to expand its reach in portable consumer electronics. Motorola said on Thursday that its DH01 device, to be showcased at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas next week, will also play on-demand video clips and programs saved on digital video recorders. It is the first foray by the world's No. 3 maker of cell phones into devices solely devoted to mobile TV, an emerging service that wireless carriers hope will boost revenue as phone call prices fall. Motorola and rivals Nokia, Samsung Electronics and LG Electronics already offer phones with live TV. Apple's popular iPod and iPhone let users download

Stupid Customer Day!
I work in retail and every week (days vary) it's stupid customer day. This week it happened to be today. Truck day. When you have 200 + boxes of crap to put away before a set time frame. So folks, if you read this and know a stupid customer or ARE a stupid customer, take the following examples of dumbass to heart. I know some people would like to think that they are smarter than they really are. Mmm..dont be self hero. When you come across a Green Dot card and dont quite get it, dont buy a reload card, come back in and complain because it's not what you thought it was. No, they cant be refunded. No, there's nothing we can do about it. And there's no reason for you to yell, scream and throw a 2 year old's temper tantrum because YOU CANT READ! If you see a sales flier and it has a big sign that says " $1" on it followed by writing.....READ! Explaining to you fifty billion different times about what the signs say, when it's evident if you'd take the time to read, gets you the l

Y Couldnt He Tell Me
IT'S 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called "best friend"... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of chips... She decided to go to sleep... She looked at me.. Said "thanks

Happy To Have Survived
It was 3 years ago today (january 4th) that my life almost ended. I spent 12 hours on an operating table with my brain exposed to repair an aneurysm. My brain swelled uncontrollably and I was taken back to the operating room several times in order to save my life. I was in a coma for a week. The sugery left me partially blind and paralyzed and in incredible pain. The recovery has been long and dificult. Parts of my memory have been wiped out. Alot of memories of my life with my children are forever gone. That's the part I hate the most. I look at this day with both happiness and sorrow. I feel so sorry for all the people that have not survived their aneurysms. People usually die from them without any warning. The really scary part is that it is estimated that 3 million people in the United States alone are walking around with the little "silent bombs" about ready to go off in their head and they don't even know it. I am, of course, very happy to be alive! The only

Re: Has The Ron Paul Effect Sunk Rudy & Hillary?
RE: Has The Ron Paul Effect Sunk Rudy & Hillary? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 04 Jan 2008, 19:34 Has The Ron Paul Effect Sunk Rudy & Hillary? Ron Paul supporters have mixed views on whether the Congressman's 10% showing was a success or not, but the larger issue in the aftermath of the Iowa caucus has to be the question of whether the Ron Paul effect has sunk the presidential aspirations of the top two Neo-Cons in the race - Rudy Giuliani and Hillary Clinton. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2008/010408_rudy_hillary.htm

Wise Words Of Buddha
"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." --Buddha p.s. thanks Mike!

The Moment
Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! Can we each learn a lesson from this? In each solitary moment is the eternity of time. One moment wasted does not return to us nor can it's promise ever be achieved. We will rely on the moments forthcoming to make up for the moments wasted. We will bask ourselves in the glory of each moment before, alas, that moment is gone as well. In each moment, you can choose your emotion or in each moment, your emotion can choose you. Which will it be? Hurry up before it's gone.

People
Have you ever noticed, people are just not happy unless they are making someone else miserable? Why do we have to go thru life hiding who we are to appease everyone else? I was recently left a message saying, that I should not have "Proud to Be Cherokee", because I am not full blooded Cherokee! Why shouldn't I? Should we not be proud of who we are? I am very proud of who I am, and who my ancestors are. So for this rude person, (and I know they will be looking!) For your information, am a third Cherokee, a third German and the rest is Dutch and Irish. I really don't find this to be anybody business, but I felt compelled to set this person stright. I can prove the Cherokee and the German. I have traced my family on the Cherokee (which is on 2 sides of my family) to have walked the Trail of Tears, from North Caorlina and Georgia. From the way the family stories go, my family was beaten, brought into slavery and the women raped on their way to Arkansas and Oklahoma. Where they s

What Is Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Whips, Your turn on is the "good ol'" whip. You either like to feel in charge during sex, or you like to feel pain. Sex isn't sex unless it's rough.Bondage83% Whips83% Biting67% Chains/Handcuffs50% Blind Folds42% Blood33% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Bid On Me!!! ~~~i Promise I'll Be Good To You!~~
I need you! I need a Fu Owner! Come Bid on Me! Ludevil I'm a true Southern boy who will take his time and show you some real hospitality. I'll rate all your pics, stash, and blogs during Happy Hours. That way ya get double the pleasure, double the fun. I promise to actually look, read, and comment. I will leave you a profile comment everyday or a small gift. I will also make you a custom graphic something that will be personal to you. I am all about some personal attention. Come Luv me, I'll Luv ya back. W.Y.K.D Wicked Storm

I Dont Understand And I Wish I Did
I really dont understand why guys deny they have girlfriends and they do, or why they say they aint going out with anyone else n they r. So lets, see and maybe i can get this straight. I feel that if any of this happens its because u dont care about the other person. Now is it wrong if u know their lying and still keep going out with them. U've known this person for years and altho ur not in love with them, u like to go out and have fun. Sometimes it feels like ur in the way and maybe ur the one causing problems in someone else's relationships. I think that there is nothing wrong because clearly the other girl knows that her man keeps coming back, not me going after him. Anyways, i got tired of it and let it go

Guys Point Of View
***Guy's point of view*** This is very cute! And even written by a guy! You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls don't realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice. From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop tryi

Missed Out
As she wakes To rise and shine Everything is left behind. I was there when you lost your mind What was it I was trying to find? Was it there all along? Was it...Nevermind! I missed out, I know I missed out! So young and so proud, Living a life way up in your cloud, It's time to come down. The show is over, take your bow. You tried too hard And your alone now You want to make it right But you don't know how. You've missed out, Yeah you missed out! Hey Girl, you missed out! As you sit up in your bed, You missed out! You know in your head, You missed out! The warning sign was clear With the late nights and the beer You missed out! As he leaves you there Your heart begins to tear What will it be Why can't you see, All he wanted was you And now there's nothing you can do You missed out!

Burning Desire
I wrote this song the other day... tell me what you think please. (Chorus) Close your eyes Feel the burn Much is taught and much is learned Burning desire slick with sweat so hot so tight dripping wet (V.1) Bodies collide with a punishing kiss the tenderness of love lost in the abyss the bruising bites nails raked 'cross the back it's arousing and brutal this sexual attack (Chorus) (V.2) Head yanked back by the hair Marks on the neck but who cares? Taste the blood upon your lips it's bittersweet I lick the drips (Chorus) (V.3) The taste of you arouses more harder and faster shaken to the core Pain and pleasure twisted into one my body's sated my world is spun (Chorus) Close your eyes feel the burn... Burning Desire slick with sweat... So hot so tight dripping wet (x3)

Yahoo Mobile Services May Run On Google Based Phone
Yahoo mobile services to run on Google-based phones Reuters Published on ZDNet News: Jan 8, 2008 5:14:00 AM TalkBack Share Digg Del.ico.us Print Email 0 0 Tags: Reuters, Wireless, Google Inc., Phone, Mobile, Yahoo! Inc., Viacom Inc., Advertising & Promotion, Telecom & Utilities, Marketing Yahoo will create versions of its mobile Internet services to run on various phone platforms, potentially including Google's phone software and the Apple iPhone, a top executive said on Monday. Yahoo is ready to demonstrate its commitment to mix and match services of its own with those of rivals in a new, more open strategy, mobile chief Marco Boerries told a meeting on the sidelines of the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. By offering Internet services that work on existing phones rather seeking to compete with mobile phone software of its own, Yahoo can reach hundreds of millions of phone users, Boerries said. Sunnyvale, Calif.-based Yahoo announced a series of enhancements

Laptops-r-us
Today as i was doing my daily cleaning when the Fed-Ex guy showed up .. althou i wasnt expecting him till tomorrow .. My Parents bought mike a laptop to say Congrats on going back to school .. ( he starts on Monday ) taking two classes .. Introduction to Lit.. and World History II this is a small campus .. an off campus campus I guess you could call it .. Anyway one of his two classes has gone wireless for this year so .. Mom and Dad got him this laptop ..Very nice i may add .. He's opening it up we're checking that everything was with it that I was told would be with it ..and I find this Lil Packet well a disk with "lojack" on it . so im going thru everything he's checking it out . and I call mom to tell her its arrived as we had one hell of a time getting the confirmation notice from the company .. each time we called we were transfered to another Country .. "India ( two times), Argentina , and I think once in Russia I swear Poopr mom was going to have a hissy fit on the poor people

A Name
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." - William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet My love is like a rose divided into two, the leaves I give to others,but the rose I give to you." - Anonymous "Even if love is full of thorns, I'd still embrace it for I know that in between those thorns, there is a rose that's worth all the pain." - Anonymous "If love were what the rose is, And I were like the leaf, Our love would grow together, In sad or sighing weather." - Anonymous "A rose is a symbol of my love for you. Its petals shine in beauty, its thorn show its pain." - Anonymous "Long live the rose that grew from the concrete when no one else ever cared." - Tupac Amaru Shakur "Friends are the roses of life... pick them carefully and avoid the thorns!" - Anonymous "There may be many flowers in a man's life, but there is only one rose." - Anonymous "True love is not without pain, like that of thorns in your sid

Don’t Cry For Me
I start to cry as I realize the truth, The days pass us by from young in our youth. To the quiets days if us being wise in our years, It all starts in the cradle strong without fears. Then when we become invincible to this world, The young teens get a taste of reality by young girls. I can look into your eyes seeing the light slowly fading, Knowing the words may be my last so I start debating. Wanting the truth to unfold but not wanting to hurt you, Trying to find some way to let your heart know what’s true. Telling you that your 19 year old daughter is a soon to be mom, Isn’t how i want you to see me but you win some you lose some. Tears fall with the time slowly slipping away, Trying to keep you here isn’t right so I’ll tell you all I have to say. The next world will be better for you no more pain, But knowing grandma went the same way hurts all over again. I regret everything I ever did to you, The pain, the fights, every stupid thing I put you throu

Get Involved By Boycott Walmart
At the end of this video....is a link where you can click on, and go to your state... and contact your congress people. Send them something, just to let them know we here in America, want something done about the genocide in Darfur. We are so...involved where we neednt be, we need to be involved here! Please, just a simple message to your reps... Thats all it takes! Click your state, and the contacts will come up! CLICK HERE TO EMAIL YOUR STATE REPS Please help these people! Thank you Boycott Walmart

Rain
all these tears that fall like rain all this pain hidden behind these eyes waiting for something to make me feel alright but nothin seems to pacify ive looked so deep into my heart afraid of what i might find ashamed of all the things ive done that i hid away inside so i sit here and wonder if all my dreams have passed me by

Some Random Song Lyrics (that When I Heard Them I Was Like Omfg Adam Song!!!!)
Who's the one that makes you happy? Or maybe, who's the one always on your mind? And who is the reason you're living for? Who's the reason for your smile? I feel so lonely and I know I'm not the only one To ever feel this way I love you so much that I think I'm goin' insane I'm goin' crazy, Outta my head Goin' crazy, Outta my head Can't think about nothin' but your good, good love And what you give Everyone needs somebody And you know Everybody needs someone Well then I guess it's true Everybody needs a special kind of love And you're the only one I'm thinking of You mean the world to me You are my only I feel so lonely and I know I'm not the only one To carry on this way I love you so much I lose track of time Lose track of the days I'm goin' outta my head Goin' crazy, Outta my head Can't think about nothin' but your good, good love And what you give It's not what you got, It's what you give It ain't the life you choose, it's the life you live It's

Again
Still no word back from the Oncologist, and I have been calling the hospital constantly. I am becoming very fed up with the medical system here. I am ready to drive over there and park my butt in a chair outside his office. She is complaining of headaches again and is bruising more often. She hasn't had any fevers since last week, and has not needed to go into the hospital, so we are planning a trip for this weekend to see family and friends. Hoping she will stay well enough to go. Everyone is anxious to see her. I will try to keep everyone updated, but it seems that the more time I have, the more stuff happens to fill that time. My cell phone is not working, so for anyone who has tried to reach me on it, I apologize for that. Using this or e-mail is your best bet to get ahold of me. Thanks! Sonic

My Wish For My Kids
the only wish i have is to be a good father to all of my girls now it used to be a good husband and father i know that isn't possible so a good father and dad i only want to be in all my children's life i want to be there and hold them all

The Waiting Is Over (part1)
Her hands shaking, she cant stand still.she thought this night would never come but tonight is the night. she knew He was comming,she had waited so long for this night. just the thought was so exciting to her she couldnt control herself.as she stood there in the middle of the room.the sudden knock at the door starteled her. she jumped,then headed to the door. as she stood there,she closed her eyes for a moment. she could feel him on the other side. she reached for the knob.it was like electricity ran through her body. slowly she turned the knob and opened the door. there before her was the most intransing sight she had ever before seen. his hair long and dark. his eyes flashed over her body then he brushed past her and stepped into the house. her heart seemed to skip a beat. her breath caught.and for a few moments she stood there in the doorway feeling the cool night air gently brush her face.and the heat from his passing run through her body. images of the night to come running wild t

Okay Here We Go...
i just need to rant about this right quick. first off, I SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!! i am probably the most patriotic person (civilian) that i know! ask anyone who knows me in person and they will say the same. i am all for supporting our soldiers, sailors, air men, marines, and even coasties. but enough is enough! i am ready (and i think everyone will agree with me on this) for our men and women to come home! it's not because of the gas prices or anything like that. it's because i'm tired of all of our men & women dying or coming back and having 'shell shock' (PTSD). i have seen both happen and it's not pretty. my brother is a sailor in the U.S. Navy and i have previously dated two soldiers (who are actually the best men i have met thus far in life). i've known plenty of men that have gone to war. they never come back the same. any soldier or marine will tell you that they LOVE combat. they love it! but they are homesick, cold/hot, and just plain tired. whether they admit it or not, that i

Gone
he was sitting in the living room watching the news one night..rain was coming down hard and there were reports of flooding in the lowlands from the rivers near by. he lived there for a long while but he had made sure that the river didnt take him...he had made a barracades surrounding his house the weeks before....people laughed and scoffed him, now it was his turn.....he turned the generators on incase the power went out...made sure it was fueled up full and ready to run. Looking about...he heard thunder or what sounded like it..so he went to investigate..as soon as he opened the door...a wave struck him...the river had over come his barricade.....and washed him away with his house

Bummer
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to Glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer sc

Seeking Female Webcam Partners
Hello Ladies, I am Soldier far, far away in Iraq. I am seeking female friends to chat and webcam. I would like for her to understand I am man that has needs and she can meet them for me. It gets very lonely over here and it would be nice to see a lovely lady and have fun too. No comittments just two people talking and having fun... You can send me a shout or message and I will give you my yahoo screename... Thanks for you support!!!!!

Words Of Navajo Wisdom
About 1966 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts near Tuba City where the terrain of the Navajo Reservation looks very much like the Lunar surface. Along with all the trucks and large vehicles, there were two large figures dressed in full Lunar spacesuits. Nearby a Navajo sheep herder and his son were watching the strange creatures walk about, occasionally being tended by personnel. The two Navajo people were noticed and approached by the NASA personnel. Since the man did not know English, his son asked for him what the strange creatures were and the NASA people told them that they are just men that are getting ready to go to the moon. The man became very excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts. The NASA personnel thought this was a great idea so they rustled up a tape recorder. After the man gave them his message, they asked his son to translate. His son would not. Later, they tried a few more peo

My Pit
I blink…looking around. Where am I? Darkness surrounds me. I begin to feel around. Fear grips my heart. My hands clench freshly loosed earth. I stumble, bumping into earthen walls. Sharp roots poke and jab me. I look up. I see the starry sky high above me. My fear turns to anger. I scream aloud. I try to climb out. But only fall back into this pit. Rage builds in me. Who put me here? Who could have done this? My rage melts away to self pity. Why me? What did I do wrong? Do I deserve this? Slowly, my self pity becomes indifference. Oh well… So be it. There’s no way out so why try. I start to pace. I stumble again. Looking down, I see a shovel. It belongs to me. Realization. I put myself here.

Site Basics
OK, not that a whole lot has changed really, but i've been asked to post kind of the basics about my site sooo..... You can find me at: www.kayleekurves.com or click the banner on my page here and it will take you! I currently have Over 2000 sexy pics!! And i've only been doing this for about 7 months! I have a dozen videos including hardcore! nearly an hours worth to watch!! I update At Least once a week!! And we're not talking just a new set of 20 pics like some places! I keep my sets Large like Me!!! On average a set from me includes 50+ to 100 pics! And Yes, you will see it alllll!! Go to www.kayleekurves.com and click on 'tour' for a free little sneak peek! i have a few pics and a hello video to share! Memberships vary from single month for $17.95, recurring monthly for $12.95, 3 months for $30! Various payment methods are accepted including credit, debit, even money order/cash! If choosing MO/cash please make out to cash and send to: Kaylee P.O.Box 742 North Ha

We Define Who We Are Through Our Actions.
Your actions Whether something is possible or impossible for you depends more on what you do about it than on any other factor. Your persistent, focused action is what brings possibilities to life. Certainly there are obstacles that stand in your way. And you can choose to use those obstacles as excuses for not taking action. Or, you can choose to get up, get motivated and get busy working your way toward the results you seek. Once you begin to take action, the obstacles lose their power to stop you and instead become steps along the pathway to achievement. The actions necessary for success can often seem to be difficult, complicated, inconvenient, embarrassing, uncomfortable, tiresome or demeaning. Realize that those undesirable qualities are, for the most part, mere inventions of your mind, and your choice to take action will override them every time. When you know what you must do, then go ahead and make it happen. Stop focusing on the excuses and start moving toward rea

H.i.m.-beautiful
Just one look into your eyes One look and I'm crying 'Cause you're so beautiful Just one kiss and I'm alive One kiss and I'm ready to die 'Cause you're so beautiful Just one touch and I'm on fire One touch and I'm crying 'Cause you're so beautiful Just one smile and I'm wild One smile and I'm ready to die 'Cause you're so beautiful Oh and you're so beautiful My darling Oh you're so beautiful You're so beautiful Oh my baby You're so beautiful And you're so beautiful Oh my darling Oh my baby And you're so beautiful

Lunch
I am sitting here during my lunch hour, eating my sandwich my son made me wondering why do people feel the need to bother you while you stuff your face and take the hour break you are entitled to. If you didn't know i am the credit analyst for the company i work for. I am the only one for this division. My boss is in another state he watches the account while i eat or do whatever i need to do. But people still feel the need to ask me to stop eating and help then. Lord knows they took a lunch and were allowed their time of peace or maybe they worked thru b/c they are unable to manage their time. No matter the issue I know how to manage my tasks and i enjoy my time to rest and eat my lunch. Don't bug me during my lunch, it is my legal right in Washington state to take an hour lunch and I am going to do that. Maybe i am more tired then i thought. More stressed then i wanted to admit about the issues i have to deal with. Told Kevin that come hell or high water I am going to rest and ther

I Have A Job Interview @ 2 Today :-d
Hi Folks, Well, I'm not sure how many folks will see this, or even *if* anyone will see this before my interview, but I have my first interview today at 2 PM EST. I am psyched. This is a good company that does work in the same NASA facility I have been working at my whole career. Wish me luck folks ;-)

Please Come & Vote
I put my son Ayden in a cute baby contest. Please vote for him everyday for the next month. He needs over 100 votes to win. https://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/voter1/index.aspx?p=302624&x=.jpg Copy and paste this link and vote for that picture or do a search for his other pictures and vote for your favorite one. You can also send this link to people you know too. THANKS!!!! And remember to vote everyday.

One Special Night
As I sit here gazing out the window, Instead of working, I’m daydreaming of you... And wondering if while you’re in your own world, You’re thinking of me too. I reminisce about the day we met and how you made me feel, Looking at the glowing smile on your face, Staring into your dreamy blue eyes, Your smell, your touch, your warm embrace What a special night that was... And now, I’m starting to feel that warmth inside, Like nothing or no one else can make me feel... Butterflies, a constant smile, happy thoughts, Looking forward to the next time we meet. What lies ahead, down the road to love? Can it possibly be what I’ve been hoping for? All my goals, dreams, passions, hopes... Glaring now before me with great anticipation. No one knows what tomorrow brings... One can only wish and believe... I have abounding faith that God will take care of me, And brought the right person into my life. Could it be you? Time will tell... I feel a special bond that sta

Bad Day Turned Worse!
DAMN! As if today wasnt a bad enough day! R.I.P. Uncle Ronnie! But a dude that i used to have a crush on back in like um 2002 found me on here.. everything was fine. found out we both thought each other was good lookin but never said anything til just now, I have a man! & he makes me very happy, and he is engaged...but this morning, i have some random bitch from sum other state like a million miles away all up in my box screamin and cussin at me fer talkin ta him! 1.) i see no harm in talkin to him hes a friend! Nothing more nothing less! 2.) hes engaged, nothing romantic or what not going on between us, and if there is between him and her thats they business! she should like try and ask to see what the fuck is going on before she comes at me talking all kinda trash! stupid trick! DAMN!!! anywho! im done spouting off about that! Today at 2:15pm My Uncle Ronald Smaile passed away due to lung cancer that eventually spread beyond the lung and through out his entire body! Im glad that h

Meditation For January 15
I will relax and not get tense. I will have no fear, because everything will work out in the end. I will learn soul-balance and poise in a vacillating, changing world. I will claim God's power and use it because if I do not use it, it will be withdrawn. As long as I get back to God and replenish my strength after each task, no work can be too much.

The Meaning Of My Tattoo...
The meaning of my tattoo Current mood: calm Category: Art and Photography Symbolism The Claddagh's distinctive design features two hands clasping a heart, and usually surmounted by a crown. The elements of this symbol are often said to correspond to the qualities of love (the heart), friendship (the hands), and loyalty (the crown). The way that a Claddagh ring is worn on the hand is usually intended to convey the wearer's romantic availability, or lack thereof. Traditionally, if the ring is on the right hand with the heart facing outward and away from the body, this indicates that the person wearing the ring is not in any serious relationship, and may in fact be single and looking for a relationship: "their heart is open." When worn on the right hand but with the heart facing inward toward the body, this indicates the person wearing the ring is in a relationship, or that "someone has captured their heart". A Claddagh worn on the left hand with the heart facing outward is

"embers"
~Embers~ I remember you dismembered bushy-tailed and wild eyed. you stood firm against a time storm but you pulverized inside. I remember that December, I collected all your embers- I surrendered in the center of a mental fender bender and your splendor became tender as I entered my demise. I remember my repentance- you kissed my lips and I was sentenced to ride dreams that dressed as phantoms and speak in tongues I couldnt fathom. I was peppered in your essence I remember luminescence, crawling back into adolescence, steering clear from obsolescence and then reaching convalescence as phosphorescence embraced my heart. I remember that December for your embers wore my emblems and my empathy surrendered once I rendered my own life.

Poem Written For Me By Taz
Until That Day Too many days Not seeing you I just don't know What I'm going to do You're always on my mind Every minute of every day Happy thoughts of you Chase my blues away When I close my eyes At the end of the day Beautiful images of you Come floating my way I dream of you every night Each night a different dream You are more then wonderful To me you are supreme I hope one day soon We will get some time To be alone together That would be so very fine So until that day arrives I'll still dream of you Of all the sexy things You and I will get to do love always mark

Poetry
I know two people with two separate lives, Two minds living in two different worlds. Two worlds that are felt, that are seen in the eyes, In the eyes of one boy and one girl. Two worlds. Two people with two hearts. They know their worlds are apart. Two worlds with one wish under the sun, One wish that two worlds will be one. Two worlds. Two souls with one destiny. Two loves that were meant to be. Two paths intertwined into one road. Someday, they’ll have each other to hold. If you look close, I think you’ll find That those two worlds are yours and mine. And even though we’re worlds apart, Your whole world is in my heart.

Believe My Lies"
BELIEVE MY LIES" If I said that I was over her you can believe. If I said that I do not think about her you can believe. If I said that she is no longer the focus of my dreams you can believe. Believe my lies.

Fuck Yourself
Fuck yourself with a rubber hose Stick it in your mouth and down your throat Up your nose and in your heinie hole I don't care where it goes And it don't matter if you're straight or gay You should fuck yourself anyway Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say But I know you, you'll be humpin' away Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll Everyone will know you've been to this show If you can't take it, eat my stool Masturbate with some crazy glue I don't care what you do Fuck yourself with a garden tool Fuck yourself with politics Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that long Fuck yourself with the world wide web Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly Fuck yourself

My Destiny...
Common grounds So many to name We do so many Things just the same Many unknowns yet to be told Many similarities yet to unfold What will it take Can this be real No way its fake Too much has been revealed Scratchin and clawin At my head Wondering why my hearts been lead go this way go that way better yet instead lets just stand still and listen to what our hearts have said Love I want it Romance I need it Passion Affection Loyalty Yeah that’s right I bleed it You and I I conceive it Fantasy I can achieve it Happily ever after I believe it Love at first sight Yeah I can see it Who knows what’s next for me It’s been designed for my destiny I haven’t caught up with the rest of me But when I do I’ll see God’s been blessing me With who you say Well with you Of course Cause now that we’ve started We will never get divorced I want this “us” for eternity How long is that you ask Further than our minds can see Heart pounding daily about to expl

Breathe
I am blind I can't see I am suffocating I cant breathe A little air is what I need It seems as the life in me really wants to leave A push of the wind ,I don’t know where it may lead It’ll push me away from a place I don’t want to be because its opening wounds that have healed that are again starting bleed My mind is polluted with emotions Its like trying to hold it in, I cant hold it Ones who made a promise broke it I want to be free I want to breathe If you just let me be... you’ll see

I'm Just Laura....that's All I Can Be
To be hurt over and over again...it's excruciating. words and a small amount of consideration goes such a long way. I'm a good person...but this is the package I come in. I'm Laura....just Laura...a true friend to the end....not a raving beauty but with a small amount of cuteness....not too big and no I'm not thin...a person who will give my shirt off my back to help you out....someone who will worry about your well being....someone who will do anything to bring that smile to your face.....someone to hold your hand during your pain....someone who will help you achieve all you want to achieve....someone who will tell you how wonderful you are....someone who willhelp you in your time of financial woes.....someone who is there unconditionally. All I ask for is a little considerationa and honesty...and yet when I ask they turned and ran away. That cut so deep...right to the very core of me.

January 18,2008
These people need to be leveled now before you all freak out on me and i get some nasty emails lol i know i wont you all are great and couldnt ask for a better family to be honest....The first person is an awesome friend all I am asking is that you would please go show her some love she has been trying to get leveled for days and yeah it may be alot but lets try to show her what the LOL FAMILY can do... ♥JADA ♥{DSC 4 Eva} {IBIC} ~ Fu Wife to Recondoc{DSC} & R/L Fiancee'@ fubar ~♥LunatikLycanlover05♥~[**Dirty South Crew**]I.B.I.C~RL wifey to fa@ fubar eyeh8gawd@ fubar Robin@ fubar NavyFiveoO ¿¿ War Ðamn Eagle ¿¿@ fubar Deadliest Catch ~* "RL BF to IRISH SWEETHEART~ DIRTY SOUTH CREW~~@ fubar

Praye
"am picking friends (who have touched my life) and whom I think would want to participate. I hope I chose the right ones. Please send this back to me (You'll see why). In case anyone is not aware, Saint Theresa is known as the Saint of the Little Ways. Meaning she believed in doing the little things in life well and with great love. She is also the patron Saint of flower growers and florists. She is represented by roses. May everyone who receives this message be blessed. Theresa's Prayer cannot be deleted. REMEMBER to make a wish before you read the prayer. That's all you have to do. There is nothing attached. Just send this to twelve people and let me know what happens on the fourth day. Sorry you have to forward the message, but try not to break this, please. Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive. Did you make a wish yet? If you don't make a wish, it won't come true. This is your last chance to make a wish. St. Theresa's Prayer: May today there be peace within. Ma

Weekend~
JUST WANTED TO WISH EVERYONE A GOOD WEEKEND~ AND SEE WHAT KINDA OF PLANS MY FRIENDS HAVE FOR THE WEEKEND?MINE IS GOING TO BE A BUSY ONE~ BUT I WILL MAKE TIME TO GO OUT~ SO WHEN ANYONE HAS TIME OR FEELS LIKE LEAVE A COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHATS UP WITH YOU FOR THE WEEKEND AND LET ME KNOW HOW YOUR NEW YEAR HAS BEEN SO FAR....