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Anger Management!!!
ANGER MANAGEMENT When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello. "I politely said, "This is Chris . Could I please speak with Robyn Carter? "Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f......ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' nextto it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was payin
Menemen
35 min 10 min prep Change to: servings US Metric 3 medium frying potatoes 1 medium white onion 2 green bell peppers 3 large ripe tomatoes 6 eggs salt nutmeg, gratings 4 teaspoons frying oil 1. Wash potatoes thoroughly,dry,peel and dice small. 2. Dice onion and peppers into very small pieces. 3. Beat eggs slightly in a pan and set aside. 4. Skin tomatoes and cut into very small pieces. 5. Heat oil in deep frying pan. 6. Add onion and peppers, and saute until soft. 7. Add potatoes and cook until crisp. 8. Add tomatoes and let cook for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. 9. Stir salt into frying mixture and mix well. 10. Add beaten eggs quickly into frying pan, stir briskly and cook until hardened uniformly. Place over toasted bread slices immediately. 11. Grate a few shavings of nutmeg (optional).
Ed And Elaine Brown Arrested
Ed and Elaine Brown Arrested
Therapy
20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy." 8 Do NOT use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting
Mon Cheri
Mon Cheri So we turn the lights down low turn the key on the lighted torch. as soft light pulses, reflects, echos across the walls corner to corner. There in the window, the stars bare whiteness to the deepest love, and the darkest sin. They are the eyes of angels, to pass judgment on our souls. Soft pillows, I see the linen flash between the dark of your flowing sexy hair. And the dim light not only echos through the home, but reflects those same stars, in your gleaming eyes. So green and clear that I feel watched, as we love. I feel accused, for this sin. Oh sweet blasphemy! I rejoice in your embrace again, and I love you, Once Again.
Remeber 9/11
Remeber 9/11
Real Love Too Late
Now I know it ain't right, but I decided I hadta' Us poets paint life, but don't get recognized till afta' So I faked my own death just to see what would happen As I take shallow breaths and wait for people's reaction It was funny at first, but I had to hold my laughter...wait Before long I was on display at an open casket wake And I'm the main attraction who draws a crowd. A freak show of sorts Good thing my skin is pale enough to pass as a decomposing corpse Frozen in my thoughts, laying stiff...playing with People's emotions and awaiting a kiss from praying lips that I hate but miss. She didn't show...although she sent a card with flowers How considerate. That little bitch would make me sit in my car for hours Heartless powers start to devour my patience...it gets me violent I'm ready to fly shit and end everything like "I QUIT!" Then again I sit deathly quiet...biting my tongue Just excited that some kids...who were invited to come did I'm the cent
Read It Careful.
before i write this poem lemme say this i dont always write my poems about me related to me or otherwise...sometimes its just a matter of voicing for someone else so they can relate....this next poem is by me for me and related to me so read it carefully ...if it applies to yu ..shame on yu.... if it doesnt ...move on friendship is something i hold in my heart if you close enough there its never to part honesty is key and the one thing thats true if you lie or deceive then our friendship is thru respect is the key to stayin within my inner circle a spot you will win lies are evil and cause great dismay lies are the one thing i just never play if you must hide behind your lies then do as you must but you wont be in my circle on this you can trust i keep my shit real iam always just me like it or leave it cause it will always be they say do unto others as youd want done to you but i cant lower myself or your lies wuld be thr
Follow Me Into The Darkness !! Dj Forsaken Silk & Satin Radio
DJ Forsaken Silk & Satin Radio Follow me into the Darkness for a journey that will change your life! A musically journey thru your darkest fears! DJ Forsaken will take you there and Bring you back! Forever Changed! CLICK THE PIC FOR QUICK ACCESS INTO YOUR DARKEST NIGHTMARES AND DJ FORSAKENS HUMBLE ABODE Silk & Satin RADIO !!!!!
My Philosophy
Confucius say: Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. Rachel say: You will never have to work a day in your life if you pick a baby daddy (or 2...or 3...or...) you sorta love (for that night) and end up on welfare. Confucius say: Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honor depend on heaven. Rachel say: Riches and honor (or dishonor) depend on who you fuck over between life and death. Confucius say: If you look into your own heart, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear? Rachel say: If you look into your own heart and you find nothing there, you are a freak of nature...or my mother. Confucius say: to be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. Rachel say: to be wronged is nothing; getting back at the muthafucka is the best part. Confucius say: It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop. Rachel say: Yeah? Tell t
Stranger
Notice me, take my hand Why are we strangers when Our love is strong Why carry on without me Everytime I try to fly, I fall Without my wings, I feel so small I guess I need you And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, it's haunting m I make believe that you are here It's the only way I see clear What have I done You seem to move on easy And everytime I try to fly, I fall Without my wings, I feel so small I may have made it rain That soon your face will fade away
This Is Bullshit
ALRIGHT WHAT THE HELL HAS THIS SITE COME TO WHEN YOU FEEL THE NEED TO FUCKIN DELETE SOMEONE JUST CUZ THEY ARE AFFILIATED WITH ANOTHER SITE? SO WHAT IF THEY ARE AFFILIATED WITH CHERRYROCK...I AM TO. DOES THAT MEAN YOUR GONNA DELETE ME TOO CUZ YOUR FUCKIN SCARED LIKE A LIL BITCH? GO RIGHT FUCKIN AHEAD ITS YOUR FUCKIN LOSS DELETING ME AS WELL AS MY FRIENDS. CHERRYROCK HAS MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER OFFER TO YOUR PPL HERE MINUS YOUR FUCKING DRAMA. SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN SIT THERE TAKE PPLS MONEY GIVE THEM JACK SHIT AND GO IN YOUR CORNER FUCKIN YOUR LIL GOD DAMNED SHEEP THAT YOU SO ENJOY EVERY FUCKING NIGHT. I'LL STICK WITH CHERRYROCK AND THERE NO BULLSHIT TOLERANCE. IF YOU WANT A PLACE WHERE THERES NO DRAMA NO BULLSHIT AND NO RANDOM FUCKIN DELETING CUZ YOUR AFFILIATED WITH ANOTHER SITE COME JOIN ME ON CHERRYROCK. TO THE REST OF YOU THAT DONT GIVE A SHIT AND THINK ITS ALRIGHT FOR FUBAR TO DO WHAT THEY'RE DOIN...WELL THEN FUCK YOU TOO ASSCLOWNS!
See Ya
after what has happened with dio im gona join him and leave the site things arent the same anymore just want to say thanks to those that became friends along the way take care all im out.
Enslaved By My Husband
Enslaved by My Husband by Aphrodisiac4theSoul I should've seen it sooner. The odd glances and whispers at the office parties. The unexplained and sudden business trips. The stern disposition he affected when I visited him at his office. The disinterest in me, and the seeming boredom in our romantic life Then again the boredom and disinterest had been there a lot longer than what brought this about. Perhaps what kept me in the dark so long was our unabated sex life. It was boring, I admit, but regularly (two or three times a week), Keith would climb on me missionary-style for a little five minute rut, business trips notwithstanding. This all changed when I found he had been cheating on me. We were at an office party, and I had by then accepted the whispers and stares as my own self-consciousness. But midway through the party, a wife of one of Keith's coworker came over and told me in a hushed, confidential tone that perhaps I should see what Keith was up to. My search for hi
Enslaved Roommate
Enslaved Roommate by Cenobyte Disclaimer: If you are under 18 or otherwise legally restricted from viewing material of an erotic nature GO AWAY! If you are offended by sexually explicit material why are you here in the first place? * I'm kneeling on the floor, my knees aching from the thin carpet covering the concrete, the tops of the stockings tight on my thighs and her pussy cream slowly drying to a crust on my face. How did I end up like this? I'd cry, but there are no tears left in me, and making matters worse, the final degradation, the feeling of wetness even now sliding down my thighs to slowly soak into the stocking. I was beginning to get turned on by her abuse, my humiliation and the degrading acts she makes me perform. It wasn't always this way. Graduating high school I'd looked forward to university, a new start far from home. It wasn't that I was mistreated or picked on in high school, just overlooked. I didn't really date, spent most of my time studying, an
Happy Birthday To Me
Happy B-Day to me.Sept 1st.What the fuck??!! Here I am 45 years old today and definitely not where I thought I would be at this age when I was younger! I thought I would be with my second husband Richard with a couple of kids and a great job as well. But it wasn't to be....Rich got testicular cancer and passed away after 22 short months of being married.The great job???? Nope I am disabled Due to back injury and chronic pain. Ahhh well Se la vie.I remember my mom at 45 and back then she was at least kind of cool no stick up her ass like she has now! She is going the way of old fartdom.....ie she used to go out and have fun, listen to whatever music was current. But has started to listen to mostly talk radio or elevator music. Why is it that some people feel that they must listen to that crap when they get older? Yuk!! She also used to cuss (yeah I know you are thinkin big deal so she doesn't cuss anymore but it is cuz now she reminds me not to cuss sheeesh old fart!) She acts al horrif
Feline
Feline by xseraphimx " Don't move" I said, as I slapped the naked strangers hands down by his side, then with my right foot I kicked his legs further apart. I paced away from him, taking in my surroundings. A clearing in the middle of the forest, a light rain falling, the light through the trees sending shafts of light off the crystals of water as they dripped from the leaves. Glancing over to my right I saw my lover leaning up against a tree, a lazy smile curling from his lips, his eyes intent on my next move. He asked for this, and he was going to see just what his woman was capable of. Spinning back on my heels I gave the naked stranger a longer look at my body, firm breasts rising high, despite childbirth, hips still small, and a waist still tight, a small red belly ring glinting in the light and a racing striped shaven pussy. I felt the strangers eyes feasting on me, yes, I thought look long and hard at this feline. The words to a Nine Inch Nails song came unbidden to my min
Fighting It
Fighting It by CathyO1955 She wondered where these feelings came from; the feeling of wanting to rip things apart, to throw things, to break things. She could feel it, a crushing, tight sensation in her chest. Her breathing was choppy and uneven. Her hands curled into fists, the long nails digging into her palms, and she took several long, deep breaths. It didn't help. She knew he was coming over soon. She both wanted him there and wanted to be alone. She knew that she would not be able to hide the way she felt. He knew her so well. He could gauge her emotions so easily, sometimes with just a quick glance at her face. As she paced around the living room, she could feel her body heating up. Her thoughts were racing, and she was trying to sort through the myriad of emotions surging inside herself. She felt angry, frustrated, lonely, and a deep sense of not having any control over her own life. Friends made plans, then broke them. The harder she worked at her job, the busier
Don't You Even Care
Black Blood
Black Blood by SleepingLove ____________________________________ Brief Explanation ____________________________________ Salem Valley lay like a green jewl cupped in the hand of the surrounding moutains with the morning sun serene upon it. Picking out the clean smooth streets, with their clear-cut leaves, the cozy brick schoolhouse wide-winged and friendly, the vine-clad stone church, and the little stone bungalow with low spreading roof that was the parsonage. To make my point it was a small community in which neighbors said hi to each other every day and most of the citizens went to Possum Hollow Church. A very nice community....almost. Salem Valley had been the vicinity of 44 murders in the last 2 years. All died the same way, drained of blood. Every cop was on the case and even the CIA and FBI. The citizens were in an uproar, because they thought some sick vampiric psycho was out there praying on their loved ones. Which was sort of true. What they did no
Tip Of The Iceberg.
What we do upon some great occasion will probably depend on what we already are: and what we already are will be the result of previous years of self-discipline. --H. P. Viddon In the ninth inning of the baseball game with a tie score and the bases loaded, the batter hit a home run. The fans and the team cheered wildly, and the batter was jubilant. What many fans did not know was that he had been playing on baseball teams for fifteen years. Many times he struggled without being noticed. He wondered if he was any good or not, and there were days he had to make himself go out and practice. He made many mistakes, but his love and dedication for the game had always won out. It is the years of discipline that prepare us for our big moments in life. Daily practice and love give our lives a direction, even through times of doubt and despair. By doing our best each day and learning from our mistakes, we prepare ourselves for the big moments- - he home runs - in our lives. How ar
Naughty Application
Naughty Application REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN....... Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute,sexy,hot (ur own word)? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
She Hulk Goes Out
She Hulk Goes Out by fanficnut She Hulk was in a bit of trouble. It was not due to super villains. It was not due to aliens attacking earth or an asteroid coming to earth. It was not even due to a demonic force coming down on people. It so more deadly and threaten. It was lawyers. She Hulk was carried away with fighting a the Blob. She lifted the villain up over her shoulder and chucked him into a building destroying several city blocks. Nobody got hurt thanks to Dr Strange protection. That did not protect the property damage. She Hulk got sued big time. She needed some money and good press real quick. So she decided a contest. It was called win a date with She Hulk. She was going to give a lucky fan a good time. Avenger didn't know about this because she posted some risky pictures. It was pictures of her flexing in the nude. Her perfect Amazon breast stood up straight and perky. Her sexy green body dripped in sweat from the a workout. One picture she had two 5000 pound bar be
Dont You Wana Know
What did you think that I will do? In my bed naked he is next to you Seven years of my life I spent loving And caring for us and living for you Today I am happy and where are you? Six feet under and god . I dont think He will bless someone as bad as you. In that dark I lay to my god I pray For this second chance that he gave Me today but I wish you can hear what I have to say death is not a wish but Its only a way from you to stay away. So to hell you go and here I stay With a smile on my face and in my heart. a pray i say go to hell and forever stay I will live this life to the end of my last day
My Life
The court date, looming ahead like the shadowy gallows of yester-year. Head hanging low...eyes unable to focus on anything except the ground. My face becoming so hot....the tears swelling in my eyes as the first uncontrolable tears stain "twin" lines of black eye liner down my cheeks. Emotions flooding my head, heart, and soul. Are you there God? It's me Hancel...Taking everything in me to just breathe...10 months, 15 days, 6 hours, 14 minutes, 21 seconds....now, only a matter of days before finding out where the cards will fall. Will they? Won't they? Life altering decisions left in the hands of a third party that can change the course of my universe in the blink of an eye. To have money or not to have money....that is the desiding factor...at the expense of my heart Wolfgang and my soul Glenn. So...whether you believe in God and miracles or not I beg of you good people out there please send up a positive thought or two that my boys will be returned to me in 8 days, 6 hours, and
Giveaway Lovin For Kathy
Shes in a giveaway for a week blast!! 14.500 comments needed..
Why?
why do ppl get fu married? real marriage isnt bad enough? gawd ppl you look like morons with these fake marriages. If by some slim chance you actually do meet these so called fake ppl, you really think you are going to want to marry them? i have a lot of guy friends on here who are always crying to me because some bitch on this site played them or was fake, or whatever, do me a favor, run fast, dont take this crap so seriously, just have fun. thats why im leaving soon, i cant deal with fake ppl, and not many can deal with my bluntness and honesty. i dont fall for mens crap, and well guys dont even bother anymore lol i love my friends, you know who you guys are, the ones on my list who dont talk to me, well why add me? come say hi but not if you are easily offended and if you are into fat chicks, please dont even bother lol love most of you, tolerate the rest
New Pics
my new pics are of my step dad and real good friend Tony... I work with Tony... a couple of the pics Tony was trying to show off.. We were working on our deer lease.... i dont like pics of me taken, so thats why none are of me :)
The Questions Women Ask To Be Evil!
women ask questions that are traps either way you answer and even if you say no they badger you until you mess up such as 1. which one of my friends would you sleep with? ahh if you answer you wont ever see her again so pick one that you dont like. 2. What would you change about me? yeah answer that one sucker! you know that nothing will only get you "oh come on there is something?" 3. what would you do if i died? oh there ya go everyone knows eventually they would move on and find a new companion but try to tell her that 4.Do you think i have gained weight? i figured this one out actually and the answer is ..... ha i aint sharing unless you pay me that is valuable info there so if you know anyother stupid questions post them here and maybe we can start a support group to find all the right answers lmao
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Recipe
Cherry Dream Cake Recipe This unbelievable cherry snack cake is so light, moist and fluffy, it tastes like a cherry angel food cake. It doesn’t have a lot of fat because of being made with only the egg whites. This cake works best in a rectangular pan and is sweet enough that it doesn’t have to be frosted. If you do choose to frost it, choose a light frosting, either a glaze or a fluffy, light frosting. Our choice for this cake is a dab of whipped cream or maybe a little ice cream. 2 cups 1 tsp 1/2 tsp 1/2 cup 1 1/3 cups 1/4 tsp 4 1/2 tsp 1 (10 oz ) jar 1/2 cup or more 2 drops All-purpose flour Baking powder Baking soda Shortening Granulated sugar Salt Egg whites Almond extract Maraschino Cherries Buttermilk Red food coloring Oven Temp ~ 350° Baking Time ~ 30 - 35 Min. Pan Type ~ 9 x 13 inch pan Preheat the oven, grease the pan and dusting it with flour. Mix the flour, baking powder, and baking soda together in a medium bowl. Set asi
As The Sexual Appetites Build
As the Sexual Appetites Build by katwomantxstyle As Katie sat on her personal veranda outside her hotel suite, she contemplated what she wanted out of life. Once again, she found herself on yet another travel adventure all alone. The day was absolutely beautiful and the sunshine warmed her skin yet her mood was still a little dark from regrets of realizing she was in the midst of starting over. Funny how each new time you try you bring away with you new wants, desires, and requirements to replace and fill your happiness bag that is carried inside of you. She vowed to herself, this time away from friends' and family's expectation of her would be pushed out of her mind. Instead she would concentrate on giving herself an overdue needed vacation and doing as she pleases. Katie sat there smiling as she listened to the girl in the next suite over singing at the top of her lungs. She thought how she envied someone so full of life that didn't have a care in the world and didn't sound
Ashima & Vanishree
Ashima & Vanishree by bangopee Vanishree, was petite although she always evoked those usual glares from guys around. Migrating from a small town to a buzzing city wasn't easy although she had begun coping up with the ordeals of being a part of the cosmopolitan. She wasn't feeling humiliated anymore whenever guys took advantage of the overflowing crowds in the buses by playing with her tits, even if they got longer and harder. She has felt enough hardened bulges pressing against her ass while she traveled standing and getting squeezed inside the buses. Honestly, she was getting immune to those lusty grips of men on her body and started wondering if there was anything more interesting than letting men play with her flesh. That was until she met Mrs. Ashima, her instructor at the CADD institute. Vanishree remembered the entire class coming to a stunning silence as Mrs. Ashima walked in for the first time. Soon, the male students had switched over from Vanishree to Mrs. Ashima al
Bed
Bed by jenyes My dreams of you almost always include a bed. Beds of all manners and descriptions and sizes. Sometimes they are elegant, luxurious, high four poster affairs with thick, heavy covers in a large airy room. Expensive rooms. Other times, just a dark, worn pad covering part of the floor in a room with no or flicking light. Abandoned building rooms, filling an immediacy. An endless variety of beds in between. Some beds we rush into. The destination and our intentions clear. Other beds found at the end of a wonderful day together. Enjoying every minute with you, knowing that we will end there but in no hurry. Savoring the slow passage of time. Beds we sneak into. Taking great care to avoid being recognized. Beds in which we tempt fate. Chosen close to home, friends and family. Paid and entered in haste. Familiar beds. Strange beds. The bed in my apartment where I long for you most nights. Or your bed on those intoxicating nights when y
Best Kisser
Best Kisser by YasminOgur The last of the wine trickled into Judy's glass, the final drops spattering the coffee table as she passed the empty bottle to Christine, who placed it carefully on the floor. Judy leaned forward to rub the spatter with her finger, before sitting back on the sofa when she realized that the resulting smear looked even worse. "Oh dear!" Christine said facetiously. "A nasty stain of vintage Merlot. I guess you'd better buy Rhona a new table, Judy." "I agree," said Rhona solemnly, though she smiled as she spoke. She leaned back on the sofa, where she sat nestling between her two friends. Christine reached over to gently tug Judy's long blonde hair "You're drunk," she observed. "Red wine always affects you too quickly. Why didn't you let me drink the last of the bottle?" "Because she's greedy," said Rhona. "If there's free food or free drink, then Judy will gladly gobble it up before anyone else gets a chance." "Not true!" Judy protested, pret
Betty And Donna
Betty and Donna by Marilyn37MWF The story to date- Four friends and neighbors, Marilyn, Betty, Donna and Jane decide to write tales in LITEROTICA. They were to have some basis in truth. They would then own up to who wrote what. The result were as follows; First Bi - Jane First Big One - Donna First taste - Marilyn Many Firsts - Betty Then came an adventure whereby Jane and Donna had and encounter and Jane's husband Johnny and Donna got together. One week later. It was just before 10:00 AM and Donna was alone in her house. Her teen age daughter Jill was at school and her husband Dan was at work. Betty was due in about ten minutes. Even before the events of the writing group and the pool party they had been getting together most Thursday mornings. A quick cuppa then to the mall for shopping and lunch. They had both arranged their schedules to make this possible. Donna had come to look forward to the outings and to the lunches in the mall eating area in par
Bisexual Bdsm
Bisexual BDSM by FingerFuck If it weren't for you, I'd be done this by now. The only thing holding me back is your wandering hand traveling up my thigh. Tonight seems so far away. My eyes do their best to focus on the half done resume on the computer screen in front of me. What are my personal traits? I'm pretty damn hot and bothered, what am I qualified for? The voice of the receptionist booming over the speaker interrupts my thoughts to tell everyone that the library will be closing shortly. As we leave the lab, I grab her hand tightly and tug her towards the nearest exit. "Well aren't you motivated today." She whispers. I spot a vacant alley up ahead, and push her into the solid wall with authority. "How could I not be with your lips teasing me for the last hour and 17 minutes?" She looks briefly at my curved smile "You could learn to control y---" My lips catch the rest of her sentence in a hungry lock. Your hands go from resting on my hips to my ass, pulling my h
Dani's Demise
Dani's Demise by Deepbluedream090 A harsh wind brushed again my now sore, battered and embarrassingly exposed skin. Laying there in a heap of hot pink latex tatters that used to cling oh-so tightly to my form. "Is that all you got?" a feminine voice bellowed from before my beaten body. "I was really hoping the famous Candy Kid would put up more of a fight!" My legs stirred-a feeble attempt to get up. "I have you now..." the voice said, now coming closer. Each step sounded their advance, eyes fluttering open to see five and a half feet of gorgeous villianess, clad in a black leather leotard. --------------------------------------------- BRWING!!! BRWING!! BRWING!! The diabolical alarm clock sounds and awakes me from my slumber's sweet surrender. Kicking away the sheets, I lay there for a good ten minutes, simply staring at the wall and trying to remember each vivid image that just swept my unconscious mind. Fingers wandered down my lithe tummy and eagerly snuck
The Bet Ch. 01 By Angelicbaby
The Bet by AngelicBaby I sipped my wine, as I lay stretched out on the sofa while James rubbed my feet. We were spending the evening in since I had told him I wanted to have some private time together. And while I knew wed end up making love eventually, I didnt realize that we were in for such a passionate night. He switched from rubbing my feet to tickling them, knowing that I was highly ticklish. I squealed and attempted to pull my feet away. If youre trying to sleep out here alone tonight, youre definitely heading towards that, I warned him. Stop! He held tight to my ankle. Ill stop if I can have a kiss, he said, raising an eyebrow slyly. He drew a fingertip across the sole of my foot, sending sharp tingles over my body. I screamed. Okay! I surrender! I sat my glass down on the coffee table and leaned to him and gave him a quick kiss. He released my foot, but as I lay back again, he crawled over me, staring into my eyes. I want a real kiss, Skylar.
Brief Encounter
Brief Encounter by Pussyrider A few weeks ago I was sitting on a quiet railway station when a woman of about 30 appeared and sat at the other end of the bench. She was short and chubby with shoulder-length brown hair, wearing a two-piece pin-striped business suit which looked a size or two too tight for her and black shoes with three-inch heels. She also wore unstylish black-framed glasses, with thick lenses. I couldn't help glancing at her because, although she looked a bit frumpy, she was bare-legged, and her fleshy pink legs were sexily goose-pimpled in the cool breeze. She totally ignored me as she was intent on a conversation she was having on her mobile 'phone. I tried not to listen to the call, but it was clearly becoming more and more heated. After a couple of minutes the lady shrieked "Oh fuck you!" and switched the 'phone off with a flourish. She slumped down on the bench and stared into space, clearly upset. I also stared straight ahead, in embarrassment, wishing
I Would Rather Drink Period Blood Than A Vodka Cranberry.
The city hates me now because I backed up the sewer system with all the vomit I sprayed into the sink last night. It was the worst night of my life. Just thinking about drinking that stuff makes my stomach want to disown my abdomen and donate itself to science. And by "that stuff," I mean vodka and cranberry juice. Cranberry juice is so tart that you could put one drop in a vat of liquor and consider it a mixed drink. I swear. That stuff goes down like saliva. It looks harmless. So serene and peaceful. Too bad it's the primary components of Satan's bloodstream. I would rather slay a ragged out aging Bronx hooker and drain her decaying uterus into my mouth than take one more sip of vodka and cranberry juice. They say, "Beer before liquor, never been sicker." That's nonsense. I've had many beers followed by many shots and never once did I mistake my roommate for Windows NT. I was so sick last night. I wish I could explain it, but I have no idea what happened. I think
We Are United !!!!
We may feel weak on the inside, but on the outside we're strong. We may be drowning in tears on the inside, but on the outside, we are a rock. We may want to crawl in bed and sleep until our man comes home, but instead, we get up and go on with our daily lives with our men in our hearts. We may feel like we're slowly dying with each day we spend apart from our men, but instead, we put one foot infront of the other, and take each day as it comes. We are strong, and we are proud. We have more love in our hearts than we ever thought possible, and for this, we are thankful. We are thankful for our men and also for each other. We are Military girls, and we lean on each other. Alone we are weak, but together, we are strong. We help each other, and we survive. To all you Military girls out there, hold your head up and be proud. We are connected, ALWAYS.
Slut
Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore because you dont do nothin for me! Guys they love me cus im the shit! but they all want a piece of this chick like licorice come get you some but my pussy aint no chewing gum i always hate leavin but i love to cum and now pop one on my belly button some ima in a drillin to rush like jumpin off a cliff when i land im layin in the bed like this you never seen something quite like it keep an eye on your man cause im additted to (bitch!) ima wolf in sheeps clothes but i want you to curl my toes and freak my holes and all they say is (can i get some love?) then i hit em with a serious man Hell no! ima one night stand with a 2 piece dildo in hand who really dont give a fuck if your man understand! Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore because y
Poets Love
You asked how poets make love with words I decided to show you not by mouth or curves Tonight I'll write my poetry across the canvas Of your body, my willing blinded accomplice Expressing my innermost secret desires Planning every word's placement my pen attires Your angled and plane aroused contour With pleasure filled fantasies writing on your Honeyed skin; tastes of budding succulence Building from the ladder of your emergence From dreamlike slumber to writing climax Orgasmic words are the finest aphrodisiacs So when you feel my pen lift up I'll mount you Lover while I sensuously touch And moan each tattooed word in your ear Till you can't breathe and can't conjure More passionate love than a poet's words
Let's Have Some Fun
come by my page rate me, fan me, add me. If you do I shall return the favor.
Bedroom Window
Bedroom Window by Daniellekitten Dear Readers: I absolutely love storms, which you probably couldn't tell because three of my stories deal with them. This story is based on something that I actually have done, but the dark stranger has never shown up, darn my luck. I hope you enjoy reading it. I certainly enjoy dreaming it. Thanks for reading and please, feedback keeps us writing. Danielle. ~~~~ Laying in my bed, with my air conditioner turned down to a rate that would have my husband bitching a storm when he got the next bill, I snuggled under my covers. The sky outside was dark even though it was close to eleven am. What was I doing in bed still at that time? Well, being a writer, I write when inspiration hits. Which means if I dream something up at one am, I'm up until it's out of me. But last night had not been about inspiration. No, it was frustration that had me up to all hours, writing and deleting, rewriting and deleting more. Finally, after staring at my comput
Blue Glass
Blue Glass by mithragoddess The room was dimly lit, candlelight dancing off the stone walls casting long shadows over the stands and small arena floor. The room wasn't so big; maybe the size of the average family room. Three rows of oak benches rose from the arena, encircling it so all could see. The cage that occupied the small arena was made of glass. Bars hued a pale blue and the floor covered with snow white faux fur. Inside, small blue pillows of velvet and satin lined the base of the cage walls and piled low in the corners. A light, glowing the softest blue, hung from the ceiling, shone down on the cage giving it an almost exotic look. The lounging creature behind the bars sat elegantly on a white fur covered chaise lounge looking around, studying her surroundings. Her bright green eyes drank in every aspect of the room from the tall pillars of candles to the dcor of her glass cage. Maneuvering her dark, hip length hair to cover her large breasts and dark nipples
Catching Z's
Catching Z's by PeIvis Wesley One of the requirements for successfully completing a medical degree is to do some outside of school "experimental research." The science we learn in the classroom can only go so far, they say, so the enlightened Chapman graduate needed to display some extra-curricular initiative. This naturally led me to the Heavy Lids Sleep Lab in Catonsville MD, where I was to shadow a one Dr. Gary Winfield, who told me he had a patient that was coming in around noon he thought demonstrated some "curious sleeping patterns." As I was about to enter the clinic, I noticed a statuesque beauty of a woman walking behind me, a dame in her mid 40's with ample bust, carefully styled hair, and a figure-hugging white turtleneck. She was applying Pina Colata lip balm, but I had a sneaking suspicion she had Pina Colata on her breath from earlier in the day. "Hold the door for me," the woman said, sensing correctly that I was in a rush. "No problem, Ma'am," I said, dec
The Chair
The Chair by ThatSexyIrishGirl This is one of my absolute favourite fantasies. I walk into a room where eight men are seated on three couches arranged in a "U" shape. In the centre of these couches is a very comfortable looking contour chair in black leather. This chair is a couple of steps up from the floor where the couches are. Not quite a stage, but most definitely the centre of attention. Three track lights illuminate the chair, while the rest of the room is dimly lit. I am what these men are waiting for. They are all dressed casually, a couple smoking cigarettes, one even passing a joint. As I walk into the room, they are all gentlemanly enough to stand and welcome me in. I am dressed in my favourite jeans, boots and t-shirt. I've chosen a very sexy pair of black t-back panties to wear under my jeans and my full, braless, 36C breasts are firm and bouncy. And real. My nipples harden as I approach the chair. I am aroused with anticipation of what will transpire here.
My Last Day
Today is last day for the smiles contest I am in..Ty to everyone who has voted for me ..I am behind in contest so if everyone could please vote one last time :) Thanks again for all your help !! http://www.sugarloot.com/entry/514374617
Wicca 1
What Is Love?
Love, what is love, really. the flutter you feel in your stomach when you simply say a name. when you feel like your heart skips a beat when they look at you just that way. the way you can't breath when they touch you so tenderly. Or is it all just passion. does love even exist. Or is it just to intense to put into words. Is it like heaven or is it like hell. Or does it depend on who's eyes & heart your looking through. Who can really define it. And if it can't be defined how do you know when you really feel it. Or if it's even real.
Ed And Elaine Have Been Deleted! Time To Get Loud!
ED AND ELAINE HAVE BEEN DELETED! TIME TO GET LOUD! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ♂ Georgilla No Nukes Guerrilla ♀ Date: 09 Oct 2007, 08:03 From: JWHERE DID THEIR PAGE GO!!! WTF I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS AMERICA....IM WAITING IN THE DARK WITH MY GUN YOU MOTHER F*CKERS COME GET ME
Tazzy = Firepit
COME VISIT DJ TAZZY AS SHE ROCKS THE FIRE PIT WITH EVERY THING FROM COUNTRY TO ROCK TO RAP! (repost of original by '*DJ_LIL_WOLF*co-owner *HELL FIRE AND BRIMSTONE*' on '2007-10-09 09:48:39')
My Heart*my Soul
for Chris I love ya hun... Free Graphics & Comments Codes
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I'm gonna be a mommy!
Headaches
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks," What happened?" His wife replies," Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat , I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' "It worked! The headaches are all gone." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed
Carnaval Rio 1
Why?!!!!
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep
Sexagatarius
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Fubar
it took me a damn long time for someone to give me a crush and now thanks to fubar it's gone i'm going to die..........lol
Garlic-roasted Chicken And Potatoes
Simple and to the point, this dish is satisfying and filling. Ingredients 8 boneless skinless chicken breast halves 10-12 small red potatoes, quartered 1 tsp. dried rosemary leaves, crushed 1/2 tsp. peppered seasoned salt 4- garlic cloves, minced 2 Tbs. olive oil 1/4 C. shredded fresh Parmesan cheese 1/4 C. chopped fresh chives Directions Heat oven to 425 degrees. Arrange chicken and potatoes in ungreased 15x10x1-inch baking pan. In a small bowl, combine rosemary, seasoned salt, garlic and oil: mix well. Brush over chicken and potatoes. Sprinkle with cheese. Bake at 425 degrees for about 40 minutes or until chicken is golden brown, its juices run clear, and potatoes are light golden brown. Sprinkle with chives. Yield: 8 servings
Bon Voyage
Bon Voyage by Jenna Grey The rhythmic rocking of the carriage was soothing, and soon became a predictable pattern, perhaps due to an out of round wheel, or mayhap a gimp leg on one of the horses, or perhaps an uneven distribution of luggage overhead and beneath. Rain pricked at the hard exterior, the thick glass window on the door and parallel side of the carriage. This and the clop clop of the horses' hooves offered a hypnotic chant that left Hannah's head nodding against the corner she huddled in beneath her cloak. As she fell into a deeper sleep, however briefly, her head would snap back and crack against the wall, jarring her awake momentarily. The Duke of Lancashire watched on in amusement the sleepy young woman struggle to maintain her dignity as she succumbed to the onslaught of her exhaustion. She fought valiantly to stay awake, and the Duke found the whole situation surprisingly erotic. He wondered what she would do if he leaned over and brushed a kiss across her p
Camel Toe
SMILE IF U HAVE ONE
In My Shadows
In the night i does stay up to watch you sleep i does wonder to myself how fortunate i am to have you a very important part of my life Althought the days,nights weeks that go by i truely wonder are you mine? not by the insecurities or judgment i place before you but the waken moment i look at your sayin i adore you, your my love, my partner my best friend want to cherrish you to the end. As i run my fingers thru you hair smoothing down your face i stare at you ,if only i could be in your dreams there with you to hold your hand in the darkness and see you into the light that when you open your eyes it would be me there satifies your delight, that your awore and tell me about your dream how you felt i was right there with thee i told you yes and this is why only in your wildest dream i shall guide you in your shadows im alwayz behind you, meaning you dont have to look far cause i'll alwayz be there where ever you are..
How To Say "i Love You" In 100 Languages
How to say I Love You in 100 Languages English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M\'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T\'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!) Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki\' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je
Beach Love
The Road To Somewhere...better
his year I celebrated my second year of living in Rhode Island. I moved to RI back in June of 2005 after living in Arizona for 4 years. So today I decided to see how far I have come in those 2 years of being here. First of all, I am not going to the school I originally came back to RI to go to. I dropped out of URI not even half way into the fall semester. I know stupid me. But now I am working on my second semester at BCC towards my Associates in Legal Administrative Assistant. Yea, I liked the major I was going for in URI but it just didn't seem to fit me anymore. I am capable for doing the crazy high mathematics it calls for, but I don't want to. I want to help people. Speaking of helping people, I celebrate my 10 month mark at Panera Bread next Wednesday. Damn. My track record with jobs normally isn't that good. I find some way to move on a get another job, mostly because I get bored at one thing if I do it too long. My longest job was working at Wendys during high school and
:( I Dunno Whats Goin On
ive been goin to everyones page to catch up with them and I keep getting this message :( Error: invalid cmd specified. So if it seems i didnt come by I did . just couldnt get things to work .. and here's a comment for you all
Talking About Polls Shows Growing Unease Over Economy - Stocks & Economy - Msnbc.com
Economics to decide dollar peg shift THE Gulf Co-operation Council (GCC) countries backing the dollar peg now would have to rethink their strategy if inflation got out of hand. If the dollar drops further and Gulf currencies fall with it, the region will import more inflation from its trade partners in Europe, whose euro currency has surged to record highs against the dollar. Central banks cannot ignore popular sentiment and let rising inflation and falling exchange rates go unbridled for long. Therefore, it will be finally economics and not political convenience that decides if the GCC will remain tied to dollar woes. Except for Kuwait, which in May dropped the dollar peg in favour of a basket of currencies to ward off imported inflation, the remaining five GCC states have kept their currencies linked to the dollar. They have agreed to keep the dollar peg until monetary union in 2010. By keeping the peg, the Gulf currencies have become undervalued against the d
Dead Name Game
ur dead name Body: Go to this site & enter your name in the box & hit the Get Name button. DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU. Then add your name to the list and repost entire bulletin. www.deadname.com So I used my First/Last Name, First/Middle/Last Name, Indian Name and my Screen Name here. Mine are:*Bitch Slave*Mummified Corpse*Toxic Tears*Dead On Arrival* LOL
Things To Think About 2
Things to think about 2 These are only my thoughts but if you think they might have some bearing on your life then thay just might be. Skinny women vs. b.b.w: MY THOUGHT:my prefferance is larger women because i like to hug and to me a larger woman tend to have better attitudes.not saying all skinny woman have bad attitudes but they tend to be more attentive on there appearence than anything else. TRUTH:Sociaty can be to blame due to all the adds,t.v.,people.people tend to look down on someone that does not look like them,we all look different on the outside but that does not mean that we don't desire the same things in life.in Roman times it was considered that a larger woman was more sexy than a skinny woman.Greece considered a larger woman a good bearer of children.so in history it is known that a larger woman was worshiped over skinny, but in this day and age sociaty tends to think we should all look alike but what type of world would it be if that where so.
How Good In Bed Are U
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 83% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com
October 11th Bombing And News
Wicked Storm Crew! Notes: Overnight there was a little drama in the family please read the blogs that Psychorainstorm, the crew account or I have posted. Who's up for a challenge? We need new members and, the crew needs a contest so lets see who can recruit the most members over the next 15 days, starting at Midnight tonight (Friday morning) October 12th and running Midnight October 27th, you are on a recruiting mission. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I will keep track and post the scores. The prize to start will be a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack oe a bigger gift will take its place. So get 'em in here. Who We are Bombing.... Wicked Storm Crew Member Majically Delicious MILF is in a battle against time, she needs 50,00 comments by Midnight the 18th of October to win her prize.
I Will Survive
Sing to tune of I Will Survive At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking inside of those jeans! Go on now go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???! (Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little wie
October 11, 1978
October 11...29 years ago today, I married my best friend, and love of my life, my hubby, Lee. It is strange what love can seem to do to time. It seems as though it's been forever that Lee and I have been together...like there was never a time when he wasn't in my life. I find it difficult to even remember my life before he came into it. But then again, it seems as though it was only yesterday, that we stood before each other, and promised our "I Do's". Lee and I have been through so much together, and seen eachother through many difficult times. We've both buried our Fathers, Grandparents, Aunts, cousins. We have endured a house fire, Lee's battle with cancer, his near death due to a tick bite, and when going through these things, you're reminded of the vows you took...for better or worse, richer or poorer, sickness and health. So many people take those words for granted, and when faced with problems in their marriage, forget what they promised to each other, and before Go
What To Do
What I want Master to do is first give me that kiss hes been telling me about, for I dream about it often. I melt into his arms and let him have his way with me. I long for him to control me and abuse me. I want to feel his cock in my mouth and I will pleasure him, licking, sucking, until he comes and I will swallow every last drop. Id like Master to spank me till my ass is red hot then stick his cock in my soaking wet pussy and fuck me real hard. I want to have pain and pleasure together so Ill reach the point of ecstasy and maybe Master would let me cum for him all over his cock that he is trusting into my pussy so hard. I would beg for more. I want him to pull my hair call me his slut and ram that cock into my ass. I will obey my Master doing whatever he orders whatever he wants hoping to please him. When we are done we go to the shower where I will wash my Master and do whatever he likes.
My Wish For You
Where there is pain....I wish you peace & mercy Where there is self doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it. Where there is tiredness or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience and renewed strength. Where there is fear, I wish you love & courage.
Cpl. Kevin Megeney
When Hearts Are Falling
When hearts are falling, when my heart falls you catch it, when yours falls I catch yours, and yet we bond together.
Lose A Friend....gain A Better One
why the hell do people change after they've graduated hs....hell im not changing for nothing so why would they? i get it's a new journey and shit but damn why turn on ur friends like that... hmm think sine june i've had to let go of bout 12 peepz in all...stupid reasons but i don't want peepz like that hanging around me....since then i've gained much better peepz...you'd think that's good right? way wrong lol...it was hardl ettin' them go i'll admit but nah can't do it....i want ppl to like me for me not for what i have or w/e....the ones i let go couldn't handle my other friends....oh well was that my problem..no..why should i stop hanging w/ them jsut sum don't accept them....if anything they should've tried or something but damn they didn't...matter of fact they tried to diss them and i wasn't havin' it so i told they sorry asses off...bit mean...yes..did i care..nope!... not having anyone disrespectin' me or my peepz jsut cuz they can't get along w/ them bunch of blah b
Thank You!
Just want to thank all that helped me get my giveaway done. You all rock! hugs Carrie
What A Week
It's amazing, last week was so full of hope and promise for me....what a difference a week makes. In this past week, I have lost someone that I care deeply about, found out one of my friends is dying and had to finish up my last week of MIT training. Talk about a hard week, I have run the gammit on emotions that is for sure. I did have some good things happen tho, I found out that I do have someone special on my side, someone that I thought would never be there for me, but you were. I appreciate all the late night talks you have had with me over the past week, listening to me cry and feel sorry for myself, then picking me up and letting me know that I am worth it. Thank you so much Bob, I hope Dee knows what she has in you. I love ya to death, even if you are a Gordan fan, lol. I also want to say thank you to three guys from here that came into my work tonight to cheer me up....you guys are insane...I had so much fun thank you, you know who you are : ) My entire crew thinks you
Illegal Immigrants
Sometimes you get email that's worth reading,,,LOL This was too funny..... I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves ! away, .. I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, ... But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very go
Sry
Sorry to hear about you losing your job at the sperm bank. They said they caught you drinking on the job. I KNEW YOU SWALLOWED !!
Caught Wet Handed
Caught Wet Handed by Roxy the Goth They knew they did not have much time. Heather would only be in class for another forty-five minutes and then she would come back to the room. Tonya didn't care. To her it was all Candy's fault anyway. If she hadn't worn that Catholic School girl outfit to poly sci then she wouldn't have been so fucking horny to start with. Well, to be honest, Candy always looked good. She was five six but with long legs. Her hair was dyed an intense Manic Panic red this week and cut in a long bob. Besides Candy's large breast, what turned her on the most was the tattoos that ran down her back. Interlocking dragons ran from the base of her neck to the small of her back. This gave Candy a true hard edge in Tonya's mind. Not that she felt left out in the looks department either. She herself was five-seven and in really great shape. Her breast were smaller but much more sensitive to the touch. She hoped that she would pick-up more of Candy's natural 'freaknes
Pissed Off..
some of you guys may not wanna know this and I'm sorry, but here goes.. so.. my period has been playing tricks on me all week making me think I started early.. but I didn't. It'd be real light for 2 days, go away, and then come back two days later and be real light again and then go away. It came this morning. cramps suck balls. [I've been on birth control pills for 4 years and my period is just NOW getting screwy. wtf]. I go for my pap next month and I'm going to talk to my gyno and see if she thinks I should switch pills or if she thinks that's weird. I haven't been able to sleep too well for the past 3 days. It's like I've been sleeping, but it doesn't feel like I've been asleep. like I can't get in that deep sleep that I need or something. I don't know, but it sucks. I've been waking up every morning for the past 3 days before Eric's alarm clock goes off at 6am. This morning I woek up at 5:45. His alarm went off at 6 and he hit snooze, went off again at 6:15.. he then reset i
Clicky Links For Everday!! Taken From Hellcat's Sticky
Even if you hate animals, feeding them through this helps you avoid having to feed them yourself. Breathing is kinda nice, too. I used to be homeless and hungry. If you love me, click this and feed someone like me. Half the men on here are out for the nude women. If you like boobs, click this. If you hate boobs, click it anyways so people don't die. You were a child once... If you can't read, you can't use the internet. Help someone else get addicted to fubar, teach them to read.
Leaping
I see you there, at the bottom of the cliff upon whose ledge I stand unguarded... You are the essence of beauty to my soul, the picture of happiness and peace. You are the flame whose warmth I have ever sought without even recognizing the coldness in which I lived. You are the answer to the burning restlessness that has consumed me for as long as I can recall. Will you reach out? Will you hold your arms in such a way as to provide a cradle when I land at the bottom? Will you catch me when I plunge into the oblivion beyond the ledge?
Cheri Baby
your beautiful skin your luscious lips your perfect smile your gracious hips you make me feel like im in heaven like what they say im on cloud 9 your big beautiful eyes your perfect hair i love your thighs there the perfect size im telling you the truth these arent lies your laugh is sweet i love your feet your wonder full toes your cute little nose your perfect body your such a hottie i want you so much but i cant touch not yet anyways But one day i will ill have you all to myself me and you, nobody else
Help Me Bomb My Son's Photo.
please help.... trying to get him in first..... way behind i need my friends to leave at least 10 comments Thanking u in advance i really appreciate it love all who help A Jarhead's Treasure but A Soldier's Gal Candice
Rosemary:
I love Rosemary. It grows profusely in my herb garden and just brushing by the wonderful smelling foliage will lift my spirits and make me want to cook something with it! Rosemary is also a wonderful ally for a variety of common ailments. An infusion of the dried herb will calm a migraine headache, help reduce blood pressure, or help you digest your food. It will also calm your nerves and make you feel more alert. To make an infusion, purchase dried herb and put a handful into a quart jar (canning jars work wonderfully for this). Pour boiling water over the herb and cap the jar tightly. Let sit for 4-8 hours. The longer it sits, the stronger the infusion will be. A dose is 1-2 cups per day, usually sipped slowly. You can add honey for sweetener. To sweeten your breathe, chew on a piece of fresh Rosemary. To make a natural tooth paste, grind a small amount of fresh rosemary in a coffee grinder (cleaned free of coffee!), then mix with a small amount of baking soda.
Fireman185 And Merci's Getting Married Come See Us In The Firefighters Hall
Yawns
Callie and Tim would like to invite you to their Fubar Wedding on Sat.Oct. 13th at 10:30 pm est in Dirty Addiction Lounge!! Jason Michael Carroll Videos | Music Video Codes | Columbus Lofts
Hauntings ??? Near You ?? Check It Out
I found this and thought it was pretty cool . Hauntings listed by state and then towns .. http://theshadowlands.net/places/
Harvest The Rewards
The influence of each action continues long after the action has been completed. The power of each thought resonates far into the future. Think and act as if each thing you do will start a chain reaction. Because that's exactly what will happen. Exercise control over the big, obvious issues in life and you'll have some measure of success. Learn also to control, direct and focus all the thousands of little things that few people ever even think about, and your success will be great indeed. Each tiny little fraction of a moment is an opportunity to make a difference. Bundle all those opportunities together in the service of your goals, and they will bring spectacular results. With each and every thing you do, with each thought you think, with every word you speak, you are planting seeds. Those seeds continue to grow, long after the moment has passed. When a positive, purposeful attitude permeates your life, those seeds you plant will develop into powerful, enduring expressio
October 13, 2007
You may find that people are looking at you a little differently by the end of the day and that's it's truly a net positive. There's only so much difference prestige can make, though, so be sure to follow through soon.
Lil L.o.v.e. Bone Thugs In Harmony Ft Mariah Carey And Bow Wow
[Chorus: Mariah Carey + (J.D.)] (y'all know what this is is!) can I get a little bit a L-O-V-E? (MC) can ya spend a little bit of dough on me? (Bone Thugs) can I get a little bit a ya T-I-M-E (the lil homeboy Bow Wow) boy if ya wanna make it (MC) could ya gotta give a little bit a.. (what's your perspective?) [Mariah Carey + (Krayzie Bone)] monday we will not, (I'm outta love) tuesday you had time, (and macked it all) we just break up again you want me to let you back in but tonight I'm like no ohh, uh uh uh ohh, my box has opened my body has all said yes, I hate this mess boy you just ain't no good for me this ain't no way real love should be.. took you back once, took you back twice took you back, three, four, five times they said these streets is over boy youve been close to lies took you back once, took you back twice took you back, three, four, five times cant see the light, but you, somebody help me! [J.D.] Krayzie! give her a lil bit [Krayzie
Sweet Remembrance
By Robert W. Birch We walk a secret path today, in the moment of our quiet intimacy. Not knowing where this trail will lead, nor grasping when it ends. We share our private thoughts today, trusting they'll do no harm. Along this path we stop to share inner feelings, deep desires. We walk today this special route, and each reach out for the other. Hands and hearts together now, spirits joyful and intertwined. My mind is filled with sweet images, like souvenirs collected along our way. Memories to prompt our journey, each exciting as the last. Someday the path we walk today will narrow so only one must walk alone in silence with the memories of what had been. Collected memories in my mind, a mental scrapbook for me to carry if I must take the narrow path and carry only the traces of your being. Memories of your smiling lips, eyes that danced with laughter. sensual images of full breasts warm and soft under my gentle to
Foolish Heart
I watched you walk away eyes never turning once my way i heard you mumble and say maybe I'll be back some day i never thought you'd be the one to walk out on me there you go just like the rest leaving me here broken heart in my chest you want time you need your space all this time's been a waste will i ever find someone to take your place i loved you so with all my heart alone again dont know where to start i feel so lame played your game u promised to change my name the ring's still here but its not the same here i am this damn heart i blame this cloud of pain sends rain my way every single eternal day your love is gone to god i pray please take this love away this heart of mine loves you so i just wish i could go back in time to the day you found your way into my heart so i could stop and turn away
Here Is Where I Find Out
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Oh The Good Things I Find While Packing....
To laugh is to risk appearing the Fool. To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach out for another is to risk Involvment. To expose your feelings is to risk exposing your true self. To place your ideas, your dreams, before a crowd is to risk thier loss. To love is to risk not being loved in return. To live is to risk dying. To believe is to risk despair. To try is to risk failure. BUT... Risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. The person who risk nothing, knows nothing, has nothing, is nothing. The may avoid suffering and sorrow, but they cannot learn,feel,love,live. Chained by thier attitudes they are slaves; they have forfeited their freedom. Only is person that risks... is FREE..
Variations And Enhancements
Conscious Breathing Regular, conscious breathing is a powerful way to enhance both relaxation massage and erotic massage. If the receiving partner forgets to breathe, the massaging partner can remind him or her by breathing rhythmically and audibly. Some partners find that synchronizing the breathing between the two of them leads to wonderful sensations. Just don't hyperventilate... Group Massage Gatherings: These can be put on with three or more participants. Participants divide up into groups of three or four, with one massage table per group. Each person in each group gets a certain amount of time on their table, and before massage begins this person tells the other people at his or her table what he or she would like, and what his or her limits are. This can be a lot of fun, and is a great way to practice asking for what you want sexually (a habit which has the power to enhance your pleasure in and of itself). It's good to start and end these by having everyone get i
My New Welcome For The Castle!
Welcome to Castle Secrets! have a beer(b) relax and enjoy. Please read our castle laws. If you have not already. Feel free to invite your friends to join in the fun here!! When you get a chance please Rate, Add, and Fan out castle owner Slave Princess. She and I have a goal to have her godfather by 10/29.Please help us reach our goal. Here is her linkhttp://fubar.com/user/953726 Thank You!
Call Me?
Anyone know what the call me status message does? Can you actually call someone on here and voice chat?
The Fault Line
Last night my 13 year old daughter went with her chorus group to see "The Fault Line", an a cappella group. The show opened with the lights dimming and a large screen lighting up. There were clips playing and narration explaining their appearance on "America's Got Talent", then it showed their performance. My daughter said she was a bit disappointed by this until the screen faded and lights came up on stage and she realized the music she was hearing was coming from the 4 guys standing there. Four men ~ no instruments. She was amazed, never before had she heard such sounds without instruments. One guy did all the bass sounds, it sounded just like a real bass beat. Another was the percussion section. They sang many songs old and new. "Rock around the Clock" was one and the tune from Beetlejuice was another. At the end they left the stage and the crowd went crazy till they came back out. My daughter got autographs and spoke with them. She was still excited when she got home. He
Something To Conquer....
A poem given to me while I was going through the bullshit I was going through.... Today, I opened up and blossomed... Yesterday, I was a tight bud, as the weeds around me, were slowly destroying me... Now I feel as an eagle, free to soar... As before I was only a parakeet,trapped in a cage... I opened my eyes to see the sun... The storm had lifted... Yesterday, as a caterpillar crawls, I too, Fought to survive, As I moved around, I had to little self~esteem... With no respect for myself, I found myself buried in a cocoon... Today, I come forth as a butterfly comes forth... There I discovered gentleness,love,peace, and tranquilty... Through all that I have learned, I never had deserved yesterday... I no longer choose to live in a world of violence... For I have discovered how violence only robs... When I left the violence, I became a winner... Now I have so much within to shine through... This is beauty... Most of all... this is a good life for ME...
Addicted
The moment I saw you, it was simple Our eyes instantaneously link As if an unseen force drew you near There was no desire for speech Your eyes held a fairy-tale Teasing me of our future together Since that entrancing moment You have not left my thoughts Your reflection evident in everythin I see Those eyes pierced in my memory That passion engraved in my heart I see myself consumed in your radiance Your image etched in my mind That sensation sunk deep in my soul Baby. I've miracously found myself Hopelessly addicted to you
Reno
10/07/07 So sorry about taking so long to blog again, but hey, I think you can understand why... The Secret Service asked me if I would be updating my blog (the day I was arrested) I explained that it would be updated, but not by me; but now I can. By the way, they wanted to know if I was planning to kill the president, I told them, "the President is an idiot." at which point I was cut off by one of the agents, (he did not like the comment/label of "idiot" I suppose.) After his interruption, I continued on, "he is an idiot; just a puppet, I do not care about him. (pause) NO. I do not want to kill the President. I want the whole administration held accountable for their actions." Soon after, the FBI spoke with me. They wanted to know about my pending trip to Iraq. I asked him if he read my blog (yes), then you know everything about it already. Now heres the kicker! I will not say who said what, but from the crowd of local law enforcement (SWAT), FBI, Secret Service, U.S. Marshals
Good Enough
Under your spell again. I can't say no to you. Crave my heart and it's bleeding in your hand. I can't say no to you. Shouldn't have let you torture me so sweetly. Now I can't let go of this dream. I can't breathe but I feel... Good enough, I feel good enough for you. Drink up sweet decadence. I can't say no to you, And I've completely lost myself, and I don't mind. I can't say no to you. Shouldn't have let you conquer me completely. Now I can't let go of this dream. Can't believe that I feel... Good enough, I feel good enough. It's been such a long time coming, but I feel good. And I'm still waiting for the rain to fall. Pour real life down on me. Cause I can't hold on to anything this good enough. Am I good enough for you to love me too? So take care what you ask of me, cause I can't say no.
I Love This Song...
Time has come, what's done is done It's time to move on To another place, another space, maybe circling some other sun Don't ask why, don't ask how I still can't explain To say goodbye, goodbye for now till I see you again In the sunlight that's where I'll be In the moon light close your eyes, you will see me In the sunrise in the twilight I'll be the morning and the evening star I will be there with you wherever you are Life is strange, such joy and pain The betrayal and the kiss It maybe meant to be, maybe destiny Leads us down a path like this Child is born, true love is sworn All the in-between Well you walk on, walk on until the path is gone Learning love is the only everything So it's goodnight, things go wrong but it's alright We're all just passin' through here At the speed of light
Purpose
1purpose Pronunciation: ˈpər-pəs Function: noun Etymology: Middle English purpos, from Anglo-French, from purposer to intend, propose, from Latin proponere (perfect indicative proposui) to propose more at PROPOUND Date: 14th century 1 a: something set up as an object or end to be attained : INTENTION b: RESOLUTION, DETERMINATION2: a subject under discussion or an action in course of execution Got Purpose ? Somewhere inside, somehow you know that there\'s a purpose for you on this day. Let that purpose come to the surface and bring it fully to life. Authentic purpose is not a deep, dark secret that you must struggle to discover. Decide to allow it, and purpose will find you where you are. Purpose is not so much a matter of what you do. Purpose is more about the way you feel while doing whatever it is you are doing. Those things you know without having to learn, connect you to purpose. Purpose is not merely what you think you might bel
Who We Are!
This is a joint account, so whatever is written is open to the both of us. We met here on Cherrytap in 2007. We knew we had found our soulmate in each other as well. Michael is 40. He lives in Caro, Michigan. He is the smartest man I know. He is so sexy, bald... and very romantic. He is a little "stand-off-ish" till you get past the tough exterior... then you will find a man full of passion and desires. I found out that I became his biggest passion and only desire. He will be moving to my area ASAP... and we can start our real lives together. We are always the happiest when we are "together!" Michelle (me) is 37. I live near Pittsburgh, PA. Huge Steelers fan! I am pretty witty, maybe a little too sick of a sense of humor. Typical bitchy redhead, full of fire. I am 6 ft. tall... a total amazon! I also have a tough exterior... and a mushy inside for my kids, pets, my family... and of course, Michael, my love! I have never met anyone who can turn me on or push m
Still Need A Ranch...
Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there,' indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.' After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: 'For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota Prius and Matrix, in my garage, beautiful homes in Aspen , Colorado and Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas . Th
Vulnerable...
If I give you my heart will you cherish it and protect it? Will you hold it close so that nothing but your love will ever touch it? Will you keep it safe from harm? Will you promise to stand beside me, to support me in hard times and to rejoice with me in times of celebration? Will you share with me all of your tomorrows? Will you lie down beside me every night and wake in my arms? Will you love me with every breath you take and miss me when I am not close enough for you to hear my heartbeat? Will you be only mine forever?
The Move
The move from Grand Rapids to Coopersville went really well. Except the U-haul cost more than what I expected but oh well it was worth it. I was living in a really crappy trailer and I'm so relieved to be out of it. Have an awesome night.
How Obsessed Are You???
How Obsessed Are YOU???created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Really Overluy Stalker Obsessed...Not The Good Kind, Anyway. You scare me. You'd probably scare them. You might want to tone DOWN the stalker, and work more on being a friendly, yet loveable friend. Because, trust me, sistah, (or, brotha), no respectful celeb is going to want to spend time with a crazy psyco...Really Overluy Stalker Obsessed...Not The Good Kind, Anyway.50% Regular, GOOD kind of Obsessed40% Not At All (Whyd you take the quiz?)5%
To Whom It May Concern.....
To whom it may concern, this will be my last time on here. I have made a few good friends while I was here. No I'm not deleteing my account. When I get off of work, I am going to give into my deamons and take my life........I have just gotten so tired of life, I can't do it anymore. I hurt everyone who has ever loved me pushed them away from me. I am tired of the phsycal pain the mental pain, I just can't do it any more. I am so tired of everybody getting rid of me because I have problems. I'm not a bad person, just messed up. But every body gives up on me to easy. If someone would just hang in there and help when the stroms come they would see. Maybe they will remember me when I am gone. Goodbye all.
Darkness Of The Night
As I sit here tears rolling down my face, wonder why my life has made me such a disgrace. Pondering wondering why didn't life consume me, I look to the skies where I see a glimpse of shimmering beauty. As I bow my head back down all I can see is the meak darkness, whispering softly into my ear you are worthless. The Chains of depression grip round my wrist tightly, Gasping from pain and the failure from fighting. I try to tell myself it doesn't matter, but in all this chaos and termoil I get sadder. My head racing and my heart pounding my fists clenched with rage, almost is if I were a beast trapped in a cage. The depression and sadness still lurking beyond, as if to call out. Saying, "kill yourself, Come on." I grab my head fearing what I might do, not regarding the consequences and effects it would have on you.. With a heavy mind on the breaking of the night, hoping someone would hear my body screaming and come help aid me in my fight. When all at once headlig
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Poem I Like Very Much
Blue Without You... My red heart is blue, because I'm missing you. Every day, I think about you, and I imagine how great every hour, every minute, and every second would be if you were here with me. Every night, when I lie in bed, I dream that you're beside me, holding me close to you. If you were, I'd whisper in your ear, how much I love you. Since you came into my life nothing has been the same. I've experienced love to its fullest, and I've tasted a beauty that never ends, because you're where my happiness begins. I'm incomplete without you, and I'll never stop loving you. You're the world to me, in brilliant colors. You're my best friend, a favorite song that will never end. And together is where we should be. Someday soon, I pray, that you'll walk through the door and take this heartache away.
October 16, 2007
You and your idealistic nature go far today -- as long as you're true to your dreams. It's time for you to speak up about that one issue that has been bugging you lately and the response should be great.
Cubans Are Cubans
Cubans are Cubans St. Peter came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you." We have some Cubans up here who are causing problems. My flute is missing, mojo sauce is all over the place, they are making guayaberas from their robes, they have domino tables set up in the cafeteria, and they're wearing baseball caps instead of halos." "They refuse to stop making Cuban coffee and doing BBQs on heaven's stairs and some of them are walking around with just one wing." The Lord said, "Cubans are Cubans, Peter. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, ask the Devil." Peter calls - the Devil answers the phone "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returns to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" Peter replies "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil again says "Hold on, Hold on........" The Devil comes back to the phone .
Re: Republican Governator Hands Cal. Kids To Homosexuals
RE: REPUBLICAN GOVERNATOR HANDS CAL. KIDS TO HOMOSEXUALS ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Blaine Date: 16 Oct 2007, 13:49 Posted by: "lolministries@netzero.net" lolministries@netzero.net lolministries2002 Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:45 am (PST) CHRISTIAN RESISTER: It is time to Wake Up, to Speak Up, & to Stand Up for what is Right!!!!!!!! REPUBLICAN GOVERNATOR HANDS CAL. KIDS TO HOMOSEXUALS by Alan Stang October 16, 2007 NewsWithViews.com Personally, I do not want to know what goes on in the ladies room. I do know that ladies rise from the table and leave together for the ladies so they can talk without embarrassment about how handsome, how charming and how utterly brilliant we men are, but I dont want to know any more. Even worse than knowing any more, far worse, would be going with them into th
Gotta Love All The Crying
Well i love all the post about help me level leave me a comment AND PEOPLE BITCHING about not having ur 11s .Personaly i find it ridiculous to have to subsribe to something that myspace offers for free,and by the way i tought this was suppose to be a free site anyways anyone notice that this site has gone to shit every since baby jesus started dealing with sponsors.I mean come on people its damn stupid begging for comments and stuff i get half a dozen request for me to help u out in a contest well sorry but if u expect me to take 10 mins outta my busy day to comment bomb and u havent even fanned me do me a favorite and just remove ur self from my list and block me cuase personaly i can care less if i have slots for 2000 pics good lord get a life step away from the computer and go out on a damn walk.No im not going to help u in a contest if u havent looked at my page or fanned me sooo dont ask cuase im not going to do it i think i have one person on
Friendship
a cardboard box could be my home no heat and no tv no radio to play my favorite songs no paper when i pee no bitter wine no sugar sweet no dollar bills for material things yet with your hand im still complete your friendship binds once more im whole again im free
A Fool's Dance
Live this air I feel you breath I'm intoxicated I'm sure to fall. Fools Dance on a thin Cloud surrendering My Self numbered Foot steps that I Just Might fall, Yes I am a fool that I Have Been Intoxicated from thin air a breath a beckon call, Not just a Plain whisper but I read with my eyes I Hear with my Ears , It's a Fools Dance On this Cloud there are No Boundaries Yes it's a Promise that I will fall , Falling from a fools Dance a chance that the wind storm will blow me off this cloud, But with a Kiss I'm sure to fall from a fools Dance that I stand on your Thin clouds, Better Not to have nothing then to Dance My fools Dance alone, I'm just a fool dancing On your Cloud, CPR 2007 James Landry
Wyoming Cowboy
Wyoming Cowboy A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk !" "That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?" "Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course." So, his father sends the dog and $1,000. About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing, son," his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!" "Read!" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?" "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the cl
So For Someone Special
To you my special someone I want to tell you something : THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING! You were there when I needed someone to talk to You helped me in ways that others couldnt. I feel bad because I never wanted for you to see me weak like that. Thank you for taking me into your arms and holding me and being there for me. You are the first person that I could actually do that with. When I am with you I feel so comfortable and safe. I enjoy the way you make me forget about everything else. I love the fact that when I am with you all I wanna do is smile. You make me happy. You have given me strength were others have just taken it away. To you I think you. Muah
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The Heat Of Passion
The heat of passion Is we are going to feel Cause when I am with you... I'm on fire ''Cause you know how it's done'' I want to feel the burning of your ecstasy, And see... Soul with soul, Flesh with flesh, Skin with skin, Sweating with love In a fever that we will be burn, With hot days and nights, Getting hotter and hotter, Joined together entwined Into love's sweet rapture forever bound, As we mingle together an unforgettable kiss Where our love transcends with essence Beyond compare, Of true passions and desires, Blooming together growing us in love, In a Volcano burst of flames, Erupting with hot lava As we ride wave upon wave, Crying out of our skin Going higher and higher, Holding one another erotically erupting, Intoxicated by the overflowing Savage seduction of our love, As we lay beside one another And our lovemaking is complete, The trust that lays between us No passion can ever beat... I love you! Author: Lourdes S. 2004
President In 2008
Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. For those of you who would like a choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President . One choice is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems. PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment... MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT! Maxine on 'Driver Safety' 'I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.'....... Maxine on 'Housework' 'I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.' Maxine on 'Lawn Care' 'The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.' Maxine on 'The Perfect Man' 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and
Think About It...
Just think about this for a minute....Everything in your life was going perfect..then one day it rained. It stormed so hard that it blew everything you worked so hard to get, away. How do you deal with it? Do you start all over or just let nature take it's course? Would you work hard to replace it, even tho the harder you worked to get it the worse things would get? Things can be so decieving. I can't understand why things have to be so hard at times. Just think of about your life...about why your still here. I think everyone is here to serve a purpose. Don't you?
Please Come Help Bomb
Come help out my friend "Ice Man". Christopher is in a contest and could use your help dropping picture comments. Even if you only have a few minutes, your time would be appreciated. The rates and help with your contests will be returned. Here's the link http://www.fubar.com/blog/138892/569596 Thanks all! Big Hugs, Beth
To Every Thing There Is A Season
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, anda time to laugh; a time to mourn, anda time to dance; A time to cast away stones, anda tiem to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace. Ecclesiastes 3: 1-8
Whats The Point
ok where do i began ok i have never been good at anything but what i use to do for a liveing and makeing others feel good abount them selfs i was so unhappy untell i got into being a dj the reason why i got into it was becuse 5 people told me i should so i took the time to make a room and i work my ass off i never really finash anything i start really so this was a first even if the room was dead i stuck with it untlee one guy change that becuse he is a asshole and i dont care if you read this CALICO its the truth and ur a real live poser too the bigget one i seen so far i try to be nice to you and i try working my ass to get a player in my room i was very devoted to being one i dont think nothing hurts more then finding something that really made you happy just so someone can coem around to cursh it into nothingness
I Love You
These words I shed are right from the heart. Some it will inspire, to others tear apart. But none the less they must be told These words that can be so new, yet so old. They must have survived throughout generations. To some it brings heartache, to others elations. These words can be said at any chosen time. They can be told gently or at the drop of a dime. When told to a person who feels the same, Into their arms you go and forever remain. But told to a person who doesn't quite agree The pain they can bring is awful to see. These words will steal your heart like a crook. Its victims aren't chosen by age or by looks; And no matter how your life is arranged, Once they are spoken it will always be changed. If the words I shed are still a mystery, Think back along the lines of history. What words are immune to death or by lies? What words can comfort the sound of our cries? When thinking of you these words come to mind. These bittersweet words that have powe
Đi điều Tản Mạn Về Xứ Hoa Đo
I. Ai ln xứ hoa Đo, dừng chn bn Hồ nghe chiều rơi!.. lời một bi ht của Hong Nguyn, d l tm tnh một khch lng du nhưng lm người Đa lạt yu Đa lạt hơn, đến nay vẫn cn sống trong mỗi người con Đ lạt v những ai đ sống một thời của xứ Hoa Đo.!.. Thnh phố Hoa Đo với loi hoa Mai anh Đo hồng thắm, người dn hay gọi l Hoa Mai! Mai Đ lạt mu Hồng khc với cc loi Mai của xứ khc..Trước đy, khch du đến Đ lạt, nhất l vo ma Xun, hoa Mai Anh Đo nở rộ từ khi bước chn vo cửa ngỏ Thnh phố! Mai nở trn cc nẻo đường, mu Hồng thN
I Dont Have To Feel This Way Anymore
Up in the morning Politely yawning Theres frost on the roof of the car First cigarette puffs Gold links in my cuffs Egg on the shirt of my heart Fingerprints in the dust with my name Squint my eyes to see from my fame Spot the words that fall from my lines The deafness hides the light from the blind Stop starting journey The road returns me Back to the world in the evening The stage rehearsals Voice on the circles Blah blah my way to the celing I cant see the walls from the chairs Are there people sitting out there Feed me with a frown or a laugh Featureless the faces that ask Tonight Im cracking Im murder acting Footlit the visual of my lines Ill smoke and drink it Ill eat and think it Miserable the murder plot unwinds
Affirmation
Dreams are better than reality. Do you ever wake up and wish you could just sleep and live in your dreams instead of your real life? People never end up as they seem at first. Why must we put on a show to impress, then reveal our real selves several weeks down the road, and realize we or the other person is not who we thought they were. Then we're stuck, do we tell them its just not working and hurt them- or do we stay prolonging the inevitable?
Pad Thai With Chicken And Shrimp
1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 tablespoon water 1 tablespoon creamy peanut butter 1 teaspoon Asian chili paste, such as sambal oelek 3 tablespoons canola oil 1 teaspoon minced garlic 1 teaspoon minced ginger 1/2 cup julienned mixed vegetables (carrots, yellow squash, zucchini) 4 ounces boneless, skinless chicken breast or thigh, sliced into strips 12 medium to large shrimp, peeled and deveined 1/4 pound medium-wide rice noodles, soaked in warm water until softened and drained 1 tablespoon packed light brown sugar 1 tablespoon cider vinegar Chopped Romaine lettuce, for garnish Mung bean sprouts, for garnish Lime wedges, for garnish Fresh cilantro leaves, for garnish Chopped peanuts, for garnish In a small bowl, whisk together the soy sauce, water, peanut butter, and chili paste until smooth. Heat a large wok over medium-high heat, and add canola oil. When the oil is hot, add the garlic and ginger and let cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add the vegetables, chicken,
I Am Not A Perfect Girl
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This Could Happen To Anyone
-----------------From: KristiEDate: Oct 17, 2007 7:17 PMWhat you're about to see may be shocking.Hope you're readddy.='(This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Father, 2000. Getting treatmen
October 18 2007 A.d.
October 18th 2007 A.D. What a Fuckin day!!! I was riding My "trusty" STeed Lightning and I came across this Tavern (which ou ppl today call a Lounge or Bar) I pulled on the reigns for him to stop and he didn't ad when he finaly DID stop he bucked up and threw me through te door. (again)I swear to the gods I'm gonna send that horse to the glue factory one day. He would only stop for one person. But she wa taken from me in the early 2000's By some Vampire killer. I miss her dearly. (*a tear falls from his eyes*) Anyways I went into this establishmen and The puttrid Smell of Mortals Permiated the Air. Andthis place was nthing but a meat market people trying to get laid and drugs beeing pushed on me I swear to the Gods it was a pathetic sight. Moveing on. I went up to the one Female who was moving around sugestivly as if she was haveing a seasure or somethng (you people call that danceing? *rolls eyes*) So I grabed her cause I needed a quck snack and insted of screaming she thought I wa
Poem12
want to help myself, to get back to what it used to be, to what is NORMAL, knowing i can't because i'm not the same, cant ever be the same as everyone else, can't meet everyones expectations can't even meet my own expectations.
Rainbow Bridge
RAINBOW BRIDGE Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When a pet dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadow and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All of the pets who had been ill or old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The pets are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when y
Got Damn Duty Again!!!! And Most Haunted Sucks!
Ok,how many of you got military time? Remember duty,you probably do if you any branch other than USAF. Well this is the 3rd weekend in a row that I got stuck with it. The guys in the barracks just get rowdy and it seems that the other NCO's are just to damn scared to make em listen...... So I have a 24 hour shift here and figure I would rant for a bit. Anyone watching most haunted live? Does that bitch ever shut up????? Cant hear anything with her yap running.Ya know she gets to the point where she says shes getting tiredand wants a sign.Well I would totally kick her ass if I were a spook! I think maybe the ghosts leave cause they cant stand her...hell who knows???? Fuck em in the goat asss!!
9/11 Truthers Disrupts Bill Maher Show
9/11 TRUTHERS DISRUPTS BILL MAHER SHOW i love the fact that they did it tho...this is exactly what we need to be doing....haha,they disrupted a live TV show....-MARVELOUS!
Time To Grow Up!!!
DANG PPL DON'T CHA THINK IT'S TIME TO FKN GROW UP ALREADY!!...THE DRAMA IS SUCH B/S AND THIS AN ADULT SITE..I MEAN COME THE FK ON MY 6 YR OLD NEICE ACTS MORE MATURE THAN SOME OF U AND U KNOW WHO U ARE SO0O DON'T BE SO0O SHOCKED THAT I'M SAYING THIS!!!! I'M SERIOUS I AIN'T EVEN SWEATIN UR CHILDISH LITTLE GAMES BUT DON'T U THINK IT'S TIME TO GROW UP!!! THIS SITE IS JUST TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW..I CAN'T HELP BUT TO LAUGH!!! OK SO I'M OUT AND SMOOCHEZZZ!!!!!!
Oh! Noway!
YEP! I am in another contest! I need help! Come and show me some luv! Thanks all in advance! Hugs Carrie
Its Been A Week Since Perderson Got Fired!!
Useless Athletic director Steve Pederson got fired a this week on tuesday, things with the huskers aint been good they aint playing like a nebraska team!!, may'be with Ztom Osborne as inmterin he can gets things going once again for the Nerbraska team?? I dont know I just hope he can turn it around for them. He was the coach of the national champs back in the day!!, everyone take care have a great weekend ttyl bye :)
Thesimpsonsquotes
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Boyfriend Application
Name: Age: Do you like me?: What do you like about me?: If i was hospitalized what would you do?: What is one word you would use to describe yourself?: What is one word you would use to describe me?: Would you kiss me?: Would you hug me?: Would you come lay and watch movies with me when im sick?: Would you ever cheat on me?: Would you ever lie to me?: Can you make me laugh?: Have i ever kissed you?: Have you ever wanted to kiss me?: Have we hugged?: Have you wanted to hug me?: Whats your idea of the perfect date?:
July 5, 2006
I thought that I would give ya'll an update to what's going on in my life. I have started seeing Harley Charlie. Things are going great!He makes me so HAPPY! I don't know what the future will hold for us, but I hope that it will be something great! Anywhoz.Thought that I would give ya'll a head's up that I'm no longer single. Well, let's put it this way, I only want to spend my spare time with one person and I think that I have found him
June 3, 2006
You know, ya'll are an awful lot of help. lol. Help a sista out! Damn! I can't believe someone suggested becoming a lesbian and saying fuck it all. Damn, no faith, huh? Well, I'm not going to become a lesbian. I'm not going to try to work things out with Nick. I'm going to go on about my business. I'm not going to look anymore. I have good friends and some good family... That's all I need for now. I have 2 children that need me and are my world. There's no man in this world that can ever take that from me or come between us. Anyways... I hope that you like the pic. I'm talking to a few people. I don't know where it will go, but I do know one thing no matter which way it goes, I know where I will be and go. And that's back home with my babies. But I do hope for the best for me and one day I will find what I've been looking for and hopefully, he's been looking for me too. Later ya'll
The Dark
Everything looks different in the dark Sometimes I imagine that things that are standing still are moving And they are not; it is only in my mind The dark sometimes can be frightening The dark is sometimes my enemy The dark must grieve alone for its lost friend No one around to hear its silence But the silence so peaceful that tears the heart I look around as I am waking up to see if anyone is around me But thanks god no one is Only the sound of my heartbeat I hear The trees in the dark looks strange to me, I only see a dark shadow
Oldies Music
if you like oldies, 60s and 70s, come chill with me at the kinky closet, and take a stroll down memory lane to music you grew up on and music your parents played http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50962 free coffee, tea and me donuts DJ RANDY
I Want You
I want you to fantasize Think about me at night When the lights are out And your breath is hot. I want you to dream Of hearing me moan And saying dirty things In the heat of the second. I want you to see me Naked on your bed Ready for you To come and take me. I want you. To want me
Motion
Everything in movement The Cosmos IS motion Sun up Moon down High tide to low tide Constant energetic flow Wind Rain Sound All movement And as I move toward you, into you... All the Universe Undulates around us, through us Continuously And All is ONE.
The Need
Roll over darling Know how bad you want me It hurts so much inside Out of control Take me now Kiss me sweetly Touch me gently Take control I am yours for the taking Kiss me hard Touch me roughly Dominate me Don't control me Make it last forever Shut my mouth Keep it real Enter inside My forbidden walls I see how you try See you smiling Wanting me so desperately!
Beer
Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Question:
Has anyone but myself seen my blast? Krissy said she hasn't, and no one else has shouted and said so. So I am just wondering if it's lost, or if I only got a one day when I was supposed to get a 3. Let me know people. Mwah
Wild Soul
Wild hair, wild eyes flashing through them when she smiles, once she has you in her sights, futile is the fight. Wild heart, wild soul She'll match your passion, eat you whole, never a being you'll ever meet, again on hill or street Wild Sun, wild Moon Makes no diference which in bloom, if she wants you she will take and drown you in her lake. Wild boy, wild man, even women when she can, all are powerless to resist, Soon lost within her mist.
Sad
A week ago today my cat died. Today i woke up feeling sick, my sinuses are draining and it sucks. Not only that but this single life is killing me. I gave up hope that Rodney and I will ever get back together, thats too far gone. I had hoped for someone with someone but it seems thats fizzled out since my trip to Pittsburg and my telling him of my romantic thoughts...me and my big mouth. I'm sick of being single, what happened to the times when a big girl was sexy and the skinny girls were ugly...guess that times over and the big girls like me are destined to be single...
My Weekend
So far this weekend I have cooked, cooked, cleaned, cooked, and cleaned again. And then I finger painted with the girls outside. It was fun. Other than that, I have not done anything else. Been a pretty boring weekend. I need to do some laundry tomorrow.. thats about it... lol Nothing too exciting... huh? Well, Tash is going to be a Zombie for halloween, Lexi is going to be a ballerina. I'm still not sure what I'm going to be. I may not be anything, I just go as a mommy... not sure if I'll wind up going to any halloween parties or not. Kinda depends how everything goes between now and then i guess.... Anyways~ Just wanted to stop in and say hi to everyone... i wont be online much tonight or tomorrow... so feel free to IM me, or text me. Much love to you all
~ They Say We Are Killing The Children, What Do You Think? ~
Dancing with the Stars, no, just some young Iraqi cuties
October 22, 2007
You can usually get by with a straight read of what people are saying, but today you need to listen more to your intuition. You should be amazed at what it comes up with, especially when people are confused.
Life Is Too Short
Lifes Too Short I have a dear friend who uses the term Lifes too short very regularly. And I know that she truly believes it. And through her, I have come to believe it too. So I visit my parents more and do whatever I can to help them. I volunteered at Habitat for Humanity and will probably do more of that in the near future. Lifes too short not to help. I laugh with my friends even if its at myself. I tell those around me how much I appreciate them. If they dont care or respond back, well, I walk away. Lifes too short for bad friends. Lifes too short to hold a grudge, lifes too short to be angry, lifes too short to feel guilty. So remember: Dont worry about things you cant control, let them go. You cant change yesterday & tomorrow will come whether or not you want it to. You are only responsible for your own happiness. Its not your job to make someone else happy. Life is too short not to be happy!
Salutes
i feel to show everyone that is a true uk member we should all have salutes. its not hard. all u need is a piece of paper put down ur screen name with ur id and @ fubar.com peace love ya all
Bus
Drive the skin bus to Tuna Town
Awww!
aww listen to how sweet this is. a guy that will not leave me alone no matter how many times i ask, how nicely i ask,and how much i cuss him out sent my brand new laptop a damn virus. yeah becasue thats gonna make me want to date his crazy ass. why the hell would someone do that?? i REALLY just dont understand. i use that computer everyday for school to write papers,take notes,and check my school email. so i just wanna say a big THANK YOU to the asshole that gave me the virus. He's on fubar so if you wnana know who he is leave me a comment and ill be sure to let you know his name. love yall
Addicted To You
love real love that defeats the boundries of space and time love that lasts forever unconditional; hard to find head racing with thoughts of hearts intertwined skipping a beat when we speak and the world fades around us only you and i exist could it be real? don't wake me if i'm dreaming don't want to be sad and alone fists of rage and inside screaming kiss me again my heart swoons and soars till i'm breathless dying a little still begging for more touch my hand let my senses become all that you are the warmth of your touch the aching i feel the hurt and the heartache if this can't be real needing and pleading and searching your eyes sinking deeper in desire subsisting on this man of mine ears filled with the beat of your heart with the whisper of your sweet words drunk on the fire in my heart that you burn wrap me in your arms lose sight of our seprateness tangled and intertwined mangled and meshed with forgetfullness make me gasp make me hunger
It's Me
Hello world of fubar. I wanted to post a blog... but don't really have anything to say, lol. Honestly... I'm an emotional wreck right now... too much drama and trauma in just 1 or 2 days. I have had a break up, the meeting of so many new and great people here that honestly complicate my life more but that I would hate to be without, I thought my grandmother was going to die, school is overwhelming me because I let myself get behind, I am not good at social functioning, and so on and so on. It really sucks... I know that most if not all of the people that I have met here would not give me the time of day had they met me face to face. I dunno... I gotta go work... See ya around. Torrencia
When The Heart Is Wanting...
It's not from your kiss, It's not from your touch, It's because of your heart that i miss you so much... From the first time we spoke, To the first time we met, The anger inside me, Because of you, had begun to melt... With a warmth in my soul, With a broken wing i will fly, The rainbow offers us each other if we can make it to the other side... I promise you nothing, For i don't ever want to let you down, But if you return this love i give to you... Together we can turn each other's world around!
Why Couldn't We See
what were we thinking? we should have known after the first time that it would never work, that it was never ment to be. i wanted love so bad i had to try and make it work again when i knew it wouldn't. why couldn't i face the fact that it would never be what i wanted it to be? it would never change and be the fairy tale love that i was so deasprately seeking? the fairy tale love is not smething that will ever be real. the romance novel sex will never be like it is in the books. it's nice to entertain the idea in your youth but as you approach adulthood all hope of fairy tale love and romance novel sex should be put away for dreams.
Just Hopeless
You say that you are only good at being a hopeless romantic but Ive got at least three things I can name that you have excelled the standards of men One she said in that oh-so tone of hers is that you can see you can see all that you want to be and above all you want to be free Two stated as a-matter-of-fact is you can hear all that your heart holds dear the cries of those and drop of their tears your heart beats whenever she is near and finally Three said in solace you can love and this I hold high above, your heart beats for all of those that you love remember these my dear because you must know that you are not hopeless but a romantic you may well be.
Turn On
I see you from afar, Dark and aromatic.... As I have always remembered you being. I am held in your magnetic gaze, Drawn closer and closer to the radiating heat, Of your form.... Lost forever in anticipation... As I yearn to taste you.... Bitter or sweet, It matters not... For I need you inside of me... Filling me with you your warm, your heat... All the energy, vitality you always bring to me... I am awakened when I have you near. Steam rolls down your form.... As the ravenous rumble of your seductive voice, Intensifies....and intensifies still.... Until you are exhausted and empty... And the deed is done. Taking my favorite mug from the shelf, I then turn you off. As pour myself a cup of pure romance. Who knew coffee could be such a turn on?
Who Has The Guts
Lets boycot fubar
Friends
Some people call everyone friend, but to me friendship means so much more, To me it's a close relationship. Someone who really understands. Trusts enough to share a part of themselves that the rest of the world may never see. A piece that only friends share. Someone who will always be there through the hard times. Someone who cares enough about you that they would do anything for you, even if it is just to put a smile on your face, or make you laugh even if it is just for alittle while. Friendships that dont come along everyday. It's the quality not the quantity that matters, it is what's inside that matters the most. Time nor distance will ever change. It'is the love that keeps friendships going. And i hope that i have been just that and much more my friend. Because i care so much about you. so my friend as you go throuh each day I hope taht you always remember that i do care and i will never stop caring. In my heart you will always be. I love you my frie
Fucken Hackers.
If you came to my page and it didn't work, this is why. A few days ago, some anti-SecondBestPage jerky got into my computer and screwed all kinds of stuff up. My configuration files were all tweaked to hell and I had no clue what was going on because I don't know dick about computers. It was probably some zitty, drueling idiot trying to hint me to take my page down. Freaks: I know that I am horrible, but I'm still not going to take my page down because writing is something I enjoy. I don't make these articles to entertain people. Fuck no, I hate people. The last thing I'd want is for you to laugh and have a good time while reading my page. Screw that. I want you to be miserable and bored like me. To prove it, I'm going to ramble on about uninteresting, stupid, worthless blabber with terrible writing that I KNOW nobody would enjoy reading. That'll show you morons that I don't care what you think. Just go away and leave me and my poor page alone. Yeah so... the other day I was t
What The Hell Is Wrong With People?
Wow, it's been forever since I've written a blog so now it's time. How many people wonder where the hell this dam fubar marriage shit came from? I mean I just dont get it...people from opposite sides of the world getting "married" online and they aint never met each other and then they get all pissed and upset when the other is talking to other females/males who are actually close to them! Do you honestly think you are ever gonna meet your "fu-partner" in real life? I mean hey if you do and you all make a love connection, that's great but remember where you met! LOL... People are taking Fubar nowadays way too seriously. I'm giving far warning now...if a female comes to my page repeatedly and more than once a day and they are NOT on my friends list...then I'm gonna hit them up and ask them why. If I have asked you to do this out of respect and you haven't then I'll take matters into my own hands and I probably won't be nice about it cause I'm a bitch. I don't deal with drama and I don'
What Color Werewolf Are You
What Color Werewolf Are You??created with QuizFarm.com You scored as SilverYou are a Silver Were. Silver Weres are the spice in the Garou, the strange and unexpected, often rare creatures. The irony of being Silver, even if the metal doesn't harm Weres like it was beleived, brings joy to the Silver Ones to no end. They are fascinated by the paranormal happenings around them, including themselves! Silver 90%Red 74%Black 71%Brown 69%Gold 62%White 45%Grey 43%
Angel
have you ever seen an angel cry doesnt it make you want to die seeing there face drowned in tears as they try an forget there passing years they say everyone has, a hidden story but how can that be from a person with such glory her eyes so red, her face so sad you get so furious, you get so mad you reach out a hand, and wiped away those tears and one by one you release those fears she looks in your eyes, and sees a smile one that stretches and reaches across da miles you give her a hug and a sweet gentle kiss one that you know she surely has missed she slowly starts to fly away and you hear a wisper in the wind thats says, we shall meet again someday
Soccer Mom Ho ...lol
Rangers Vs Fc Barcelona Entrance
Rangers Vs FC Barcelona Entrance
To Those In Wtc And Spirit Bombers
i reposted a bulletin and it was not because i was believing what this person said it was due to me over reactin to my own feelings and i am here to apologize to all of you
Vibrator
AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A >STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED >HER > >DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE >ASKED: > >"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING? > > > >THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND >THIS > >THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY >AND > >LEAVE ME ALONE." > > > >THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE >OTHER > >SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS > >DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT > >SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: > >"DAD, I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS >I'LL > >EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE,GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." > >
Magic Eraser Warning!
Ok, I'm sharing with everyone so they don't make the same mistake. These burns were caused by a Magic Eraser sponge. The mom in this case let her kids erase their crayon marks off the walls and never even thought the sponges would have this kind of chemical in them that would cause this kind of burn or even hurt them. Learn from her mistake. Pass this along to anyone who has kids or grandchildren. The photos are of Kolby - 24 hours after being burned by a Magic Eraser sponge. It was much worse the day before. Here is the email I received - One of my five year old's favorite chores around the house is cleaning scuff marks off the walls, doors, and baseboards with either an Easy Eraser pad, or the real deal, a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. I remember reading the box, wondering what the "Magic" component was that cleaned crayon off my walls with ease. No ingredients were listed and absolutely no warnings were on the box, other than "Do not ingest." My package of the Sc
October 25, 2007
You may be just a tiny bit freaked out over a situation that is largely out of your hands. There's no use worrying over something you can't control, so do your best to refocus and calm down through the day.
Heart
Here I stand all by myself, I wonder why, I can't move on. You broke my heart, Now it is trying to mend, I am to damn old to go through all of this again. I dont understand why you did what you did. I know some day god will show me. It must be the best thing for me now, But my heart doesnt want to know that. My heart is in tiny pieces, From what love has done. Why do I keep trying, When I know I will never win. I know there is a way to unstick myself. I just don't were the solution is found Heart be still, Don't worry anymore. He can hurt you anymore, And he can't get in. You are good when he is near you, But better when he is gone. Heart please be still it wont take very long. You will open up again. Just give yourself time, To love again. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
Storms
NuttinButtSexxy Storms Shackled, tied Leather embraced, Freedom of movement Bound. My canopy is shut With G suit tightly strapped, Soon the jet screams Allows me to pierce the sky Soft whimper Eyes pleading, Muscles stretched Ability to touch constrained. Clouds envelop my Mind with rapidity, Turbulence rocks My very essence in violent loops Intense gravity Every orifice stretched, Wetness Pouring down legs. Taken violently With pain come shudders, Yet each tear Frames a silent smile. When bound Willingly, and Bound by choice. Can there be greater freedom? Fly free, Embracing the storm. Physical constraints Accenting total freedom, Choice Poet
Re: Bill Clinton Trades Blows With 9/11 Truthers
RE: Bill Clinton Trades Blows With 9/11 Truthers ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 25 Oct 2007, 10:50 Bill Clinton Trades Blows With 9/11 Truthers For the second time in as many months a public appearance by former president Bill Clinton has been interrupted by 9/11 truth activists. According to a AP report, Clinton, appearing at the State Theater in downtown Minneapolis as part of a Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, was interrupted by a group of protesters campaigning for a new investigation into the 9/11 attacks. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/251007Clinton_heckled.htm
Can I Get A Little Help?
Hey all... one of my bestest friends on here is getting close to leveling... with as many happy hours as we have today.. let's show her some love please!!! ~Lady Sunmaid~Ŧ.M..Ғ.~I.B.I.C~True Southern Sweetheart~@ fubar Thanks!!! Elizabeth P.S. She returns all love given! She is one of sweetest ladies I know!
The Fantastic Four-gy A
The Fantastic Four-gy by rpwilbur This takes place during the John Byrne era, right after Fantastic Four issue 238. The Fantasti-Car dropped down into the roof of the Baxter Building. The members of the Fantastic Four, along with trainee Frankie Raye, were returning from meeting Ben Grimm's Aunt Petunia in Arizona, and were in a mood to enjoy a bit of piece and quiet. When the craft finally docked, the members got out. The FF's leader, Reed Richards, stretched his arm to the door, opening it. Richards had gained his powers years before, but still marveled at his ability to stretch any part of his body. He stepped out of his section of the Fantasti-Car and stretched his other arm around his wife. Susan Storm Richards blushed as Reed pulled her close and kissed her deeply. Without realizing it, Sue used her power and turned invisible. Neither Reed nor Sue realized she had, because they were intently kissing each other. But the other members of the FF saw the slip. Sue's
X-men New Genesis: Prologue C
X-Men New Genesis: Prologue X-MEN: Mutant Genesis Prologue By God of Jam and THE OAF "It's OK Scott, I know you have a lot on your mind, not that it hurts to mention it once in a while." she replied teasingly, moving slightly to give him a better look at what she was wearing. To her delight she saw his head tilt down, almost feeling his eyes on her body as they took in the sight of her sexy, semi clad form. "Look, maybe we could have...an early night for a change, I mean if you want to?" Jean mentally crossed her fingers, though she really didn't need to. No man on earth (with the possible exception of NorthStar) could ever turn down such an offer. "I'm sure we could find...um...some way to help you forget all about squabbling team mate's, at least for a few hours." Jean tried her best `naughty' sexy voice hoping it would have the desired effect on her husband. Scott reached up and softly brushed her beautiful red hair away from her face before kissing her light
The Examination Ch. 01 A
The Examination Ch. 01 by vargas111 Kathy Black was mad as hell. She had been sitting in her gynecologist's office for FORTY FIVE minutes waiting for her 4:30 appointment. With this delay she wouldn't be able to get back to the office this evening to polish the brief she was preparing for next Monday's hearing of the Ferguson case. She couldn't understand how Janet could let her office staff do this to her. Especially now that she was a Junior Partner, her time was valuable. This delay was costing her close to $1,500. Kathy had been in a foul mood today, anyway. That asshole, Paul Graves, had been skulking around her office trying to get her to go out with him again. What a skumbag! He knew that she knew he was married and he didn't make any secret about his lewd intentions. Did he think that just because he was a Senior Partner, the newest Junior Partner would sleep with him in gratitude? She certainly didn't need a pushy bastard like Paul Graves in her life. Kathy already
My Lover In Dreams
What once was light is now only shadow. Life is no longer joyous as it was in days gone by. As I stare out the window at the rain falling softly, I can only wonder when my desire will come back. When he will come back. If I stare hard enough, long enough, I can see a figure on horseback coming down the lane. My lover rides to me on a steed as dark as raven's wings. As I run through the rain, my lover collects me up into his arms and away we fly to our place of secrets and passions. The pace of the beast below us is a mimicry of our past intimacies, the draw and thrust powerful under our bodies, reminding us of past experiences in each other's arms. The horse slows as we near our destiny, instinctively knowing that we want to arrive quietly, relishing the moment, remembering every breath, every sigh. As I awaken on a quickened breath, I can feel my rain-drenched skin against the rough, dry sheets of the bed on which I lay. I smile, running my hands through sodden hair, knowi
Compare Too
My chest hurts when I see you But In a different way. My Legs Get weak when I just think about my lost Trust, looking deeply in Eyes that are not mine In a different way, Just Careless thoughts I wonder lost deeply in decay, was it that trust never had a chance or this Machine call Love fail, Or is it these small caves holes we hide in to miss the untruths that fly past me, Not Taken the Chance to Be Knock Down once again In my short life time, never Listening to My Unsweetened words that have crashing sounds, Sounds of the same untruths you Compare that make no Sense, We hear what we want to hear in a Different way, Just my Truth you Compare to all the untruths is what you have to compare too, CPR 2007 James Landry
Play Doh And Other Feel Good Things
Play Doh and other feel good things Feel good post of the month: Ann Aguirre's Thursday Thirteen. I haven't heard truer words in a while. And even the simplest of tools can be an outlet for beautiful creativity. New! Check out my review Blog: Book Love | WriYe: 105,358/100,000 | WC October: 2,915| | Subs: 85/50 | Accepts: 4 | Rejects: 74 |
Top 10 Reasons Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10) You're guaranteed to get a little something. 9) The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 7) Less guilt the morning after. 6) IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY FANTASIZE YOU'RE SOMEBODY ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE. 5) FORTY YEARS FROM NOW, YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY. 4) IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR. 3) If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go again. 2) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 1) You can do the whole neighborhood!!
For Him
how can u ignore me when u know im hurting. how can pretend it doesnt matter, when i know it makes u sick to know im dying inside. how can u get thru the day without hearing my voice, knowing that i am suffering without you, knowing that u could fix my broken heart, u could make me happy, u could make me not so on edge, u could make me stop hurting myself. and YES i broke my promise, coz u broke yours. i'm not asking u to make me yours, im not asking you to change your life for me, i am just asking to be a part of it, i am asking to be your friend, i need to know what u're doing, i need to know that u give a FUCK about wht i'm doing. i know u have alot going on, but fuck it, i matter too, and im still here, and i still love u, and i never stopped, and i never will. let me love u, let me be your shoulder to cry on, let me make u smile, it's all i really need so i can smile again too. we need each other, like it or not, and i'm not giving up on u, and i won't let u push me aside.
Christina & Superman Ch. 01
Christina & Superman Ch. 01 by RobN1 PART ONE: ENSLAVEMENT Superman Played by Dean Cain Christina Aguilera Appears as herself Superman flew out of the boundaries of Metropolis. The sky glistened with infinite stars but it was not a beautiful night. Whilst the world slept, Superman was on the trail of his arch-enemy the evil Villainess: Christina Aguilera. It was while he was in his apartment. Clark had been sitting there, idly skimming through the channels when his super hearing had been alerted to a voice. A smooth, sexy, seductive but evil voice transmitted at a frequency so high that only he could hear it. "You're feeling extremely sexy tonight Superman aren't you? But where's Lois? Have you wondered why she's not home yet? You're so handsome Superman, you need some company". For a moment it was almost as if he could visualise the face of his nemesis, as if Christina was standing in front of him taunting him. He hadn't been unduly concerned about Lois'
Show Racechick Some Love And Go See
Her new lounge called Victory Lanes Home of Nascar
Friday Night Movies.
Pumpkin Moon...Halloween cartoon...1990's Helloween scarey videos Asian Horror montage - Bodies like Sheep (Extended Version)
Until The Night
Milky white shoulders, Ebons Embrace, Velvet soft kisses, Moonlight on your face, Nibbles and caresses, Like crimson and lace, Loves heartbeat evoking, Another time another place, Feeling your heat, You search and you please, I moan and I cry As you passionately tease, Mold me and shape me, Take me this night, Desire engulfs me, As my soul takes flight, Ill keep your love with me, Ill cradle your heart, As the sun whispers your name, Were never far apart
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Rammstein - Sonne
I don't understand a word of it, but you can't deny it is a fucking awesome song!
(hadith) Food
Mu' meneen Brothers and Sisters, As Salaam Aleikum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuh. (May Allah's Peace, Mercy and Blessings be upon all of you) In the name of Allah Most Gracious Most Merciful Prophet (peace be upon him) said: The food for two suffices for three; and the food for three suffices for four persons. (Al Bukhari and Muslim Page 497 Chapter 62 Hadith No. 565 Riyad-us-Saliheen) Commentary: We are told that if on some occasion a host feels that the prepared food is too little to feed his guest, all of them should willingly share it with each other. This will be both blessing and rewarding from Allah.
Politics
Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him . He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Findin
Fans
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The One
The one 10/28/2007 Katelyn Roberts Do you know what you do to me, even when your not even there? The thought of you touching me makes me crawl with desire. The need for your contact and comfort sends me wild. Holding on to the thing I may never have. I wish you know how bad my heart hurts, When I cant be everything you ever expected. When I disappoint you everyday and make you hurt. Inside Im dieing for you, the thought of you makes me smile Just so you know youre the first thing I think about when I wake. The last thing I think of as I drift to my dreams, Dreams filled of you and I together, only to wake up crying realizing it may never happen. The man I wish to spend the rest of my life with, The future father of my children My shoulder to cry on, your rock to lean on. If only I could make you smile and you would see how you taught me how to live again If only you could see you pieced together my cold shattered heart. If only you would be the one Ive
Monster Massive Last Night
it was so fucking awsome i went with my boyfriend and my friend joe and a bnch of my other friends it was so much fun i met a few kool people and the music was great definetly an experience.
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George Carlin Questions "received Reality" Of 9/11 Story
George Carlin Questions "Received Reality" Of 9/11 Story past url in browser ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 29 Oct 2007, 06:35 George Carlin Questions "Received Reality" Of 9/11 Story Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author George Carlin spoke of his doubts about the official 9/11 story during a recent appearance at Borders bookstore in New York City, just a few blocks away from ground zero. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/291007_carlin_questions.htm
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so what did you guys do over the weekend? anything cool? creepy? stalkerish? lol, share. :)
Two Iraqi Spies
Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S. The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers, "Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish.
Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 29,2007
Now is the perfect time to try new experiences. Anything from a new challenge at work to a class taken on a whim can broaden your horizons and scratch that itch for novelty you've always got.
Finally, I'm Cohosting A New Talkshow And More
Well 2 years ago Johnny Gunn asked Me to be the co-host on Rebel Alliance... Well it all comes to be a reality on November 1st. I quit as the Baadmaster's Dungeon co-host a year ago... all things have come full circle.Hell, the last Bondage Ball, Baadmaster had asked Me to come back on the show as a guest. And I am back doing the Dr. Susan Block Show... and don't forget I am performing at Bondage Ball on Wednesday night in Vena's Evil Doll vingette.Oh, and soon they will air My appearance with Anna Valentina on the Method Actor Speaks... and you can see Me this month in the new video directed by Julie Simone called House on Horny Hill.And hold tight because I am about to release a ton of clips on My video clip store on clips4sale.com.This whole period in My life feels like a pheonix rising from the ashes. New hair, a change in appearance and a resurgence to My professional life and publicity appearances.
Journey
Journey I walk in peace through forests open house A guest privileged I breath rainbows gift Winds dances an invisible tango among lofty boughs, I listen to the song and close translucent eyelids. My vision clearing I breathe with the rhythm of the dance Invisible guests punctuate the dance counter point Tiny hearts joys released shrill proclamation I walk the secret paths insulated by clumsy attire. I discard my shoes in favor of liberated toes and discovered textures. I walk through vaulted avenues lit by suns probing fingers. Warm air stirs like the passing of unseen forms, close unseen. Sweat beads on naked skin, I float ever onwards I remove my shirt redundant modesty forgotten, out of context. Moisture evaporates on exposed flesh raising invisible hairs, caressing the breeze as nature welcomes forgotten senses. My goal unclear I move where whispers lead, secure in timeless wisdom Creatures pause and watch my passing, I smile at there harmony They st
Ocean Isle Beach
Family and friends are coming forward to identify the seven students killed Sunday in a house fire on Ocean Isle Beach. The fire killed Alison Walden, Lauren Mahon, Travis Cale, Cassidy Pendley, Justin Anderson, Emily Yelton and William Rhea. Flames broke out on the upper floor of the beach house at 1 Scotland St. at about 7 a.m. Sunday. The college students had gathered at the home for the weekend. Six attended the University of South Carolina, and one was a Clemson University student. Tim Burns was on his normal newspaper delivery route Sunday morning when he saw the house burning out of control. He ran over to help, but said there wasn't much anyone could do. After Burns called 911, he convinced University of South Carolina sophomore Tripp Wylie and another student to jump from the burning building. "I went over to the window, kind of ripped the blinds off the window and kicked in the screen. I looked down to see where I was jumping," Wylie said. Wylie said he was scu
Why I Love Cosmo
1. Randy Rub-a-Dub-Dub Before you make love, take a bath together. Prepare the bathroom beautifully beforehand with fluffy towels and candles. Then put two drops of patchouli oil, three drops of sandalwood oil, and three drops of lavender oil into your bathwater. Patchouli and sandalwood are two scents that aromatherapists believe awaken sensuality, while the lavender is thought to induce relaxation. The combination of scents and warm-water sensations will completely prime your bodies -- and minds -- for a truly sensual and erotic experience. --Nitya Lacroix, author of The Art of Tantric Sex (DK Publishing, 1997) 2. Pocketful of Pleasure When he's least expecting it, tell your man you need some change. Then stick your hand in his pocket and start rubbing his penis through the fabric, pretending that you're really digging around for that coinage you need. When he's good and hard, whisper something Mae West-ish in his ear like, "Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you
Cool Ideas...
The Hottest Sex Tips on the Planet Cosmo rounded up the steamiest tricks and mattress methods from women around the globe. Grab your passion passport and start reading! Sure, we American chicks know how to give and get toe-curling thrills in bed, but there are still a few frisky things we could learn from booty-lovin' babes abroad. With the help of Cosmo editors and readers around the world (there are a whopping 50 international editions of Cosmopolitan) and some of the top cross-cultural sex experts, we've rounded up the steamiest secrets on earth. Dig in to snag the confidence and hot bedroom habits of foreign bombshells. Stretch Out Foreplay Always rushing through the arousal stages of sex is a shagging shame. "In many cultures, seduction begins long before a couple gets to the bedroom," says Amy Sueyoshi, PhD, assistant professor of human sexuality and ethnic studies at San Francisco State University. "The mere knowledge that a sexual encounter is about to happen can b
How Sexy Am I??
You Are Sensual Sexy You exude a luxurious sensuality in your everyday life Turning heads everywhere you go, it's all about your sexy attitude. You're naturally hot - gorgeous in both sweats and stilettos. Your biggest problem is that your ultra sexy self sometimes scares men away. What Kind of Sexy Girl Are You?
Dancing Inside Me
I can feel you there, surging, pulsing, Dancing inside me. My body throbs as you stake your claims Dancing inside me. I fly with the eagles as you burrow deeper, Deeper into my silky wetness. I twirl in the starlight on gossamer wings While you are there dancing inside me. My body shivers on razor's edge, like the dawn on the cusp of a crisp winter morning, While you are there dancing inside me. I shudder as your cock impales me without mercy-- Mercy! I want none; Only to feel the delicious heat of a thousand flames. I am the Wind, sighing with the breaths of stolen kisses While you are there dancing inside me. I am the Earth, glistening with the dew of eternal mornings While you are there dancing inside me. I tremble with power as you fill me with your love-- Fill me to overflowing. The gods themselves scream out our names as the storm shatters the worlds. My soul aches with the tremendous need to have you al
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Hate
I met my husbund over 14 yrs ago i had a really good friend that i trusted when i got married it was the happist day of my life.I was only married 6 months and my husbund cheated on my with a family members friend i found out just after i went to camp to see the 2IC the camp comardor he was sorting my house out , when i got to camp my husbund was on duty i took one look at his neck and blew my top he had a bunk up badge on his neck i asked him where it came from and he said foz did it, i later found out as i hid in the gaurd room the my best mate was f**king him i told her that if i saw her again i would beat ten buckets of crap out of her. She didnt stay away and i lost my husbund to her is it wrong to wish she was dead because even though my husbund has passed away and my son lives with her still i still hate her . And i want to kick ten buckets of crap out of her...
Goatse
Stolen
Never before had she felt such pain, It shot through her heart at the sound of his name, She'd stand in the darkness; despite the hard rain, She swore on her life she'd love no one again. Gone were the days that she loved so dear, Tarnished forever and scarred by her tears, He'd laughed off her nightmares, hugged away her fears, Yet a memory like this one would linger for years. She wanted so much to just hold his hand, Playfully run from him down on the sand, To build their own house upon their own land, So many things together they'd planned. Two children they'd wanted; a boy and a girl, With his saphire eyes and her golden curls, He bought her a ring; 2 diamonds a pearl, Soon to be happy in their own little world. Two days before their white wedding day, A very drunk driver stole him away, She cried and prayed and begged him to stay, But in stepped fate; it's bad hand in play. One year later at his last resting place, The sun shining brightly, the clou
*evil Grin*
I emailed my daddy a really close up picture of me with blood on my face and my vampire teeth. If he hasn't had a heart attack yet he's going kill me when he sees me later. I.RULE. :D
Random Thoughts
Just a few random thoughts..not really a rant or anything why can't I attract a single woman.. all I seem to be drawing to me is married ones should I impale my left cheek on something just to give myself a matching dimple to the right side what's a better name for a firstborn son.. Lando Calrissian or Gaius Julius Caesar is hearing your "too sweet, caring and nice for me" the most polite way to get blown off from the friends speech Neil Diamond could quite possibly be the best halloween costume I've never had to buy anything special for I want candy but not candy corn nor peeps Brownies sound good too That cloud looks like a penis figures I can't find the camera Today was a boring day even with walking around town doing job hunting stuff Tomorrow isn't shaping up to be much better I wonder what I'm doing tonight Which Neil diamond song should I be singing tonight while dressed up Eggs sound good too since I haven't had any food since someti
How Will You Be Defined In The Sexual Dictionary?
Rainn -- [adjective]:Fetish oriented 'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Your Remind Me Of What I Really Am
Gentle Kisses
Gentle kiss, silky thighs, living in the moment, the joy in your, surprise in every motion, passion at every turn, hormones like a fire, forever will they, churning, writhing, moving together in time, bliss, knowing im yours, knowing you're mine....
Wars
Hi all know this isdnt a great subject but in Australia we just lost 2 soldiers in Afghanistan which is awful not sure what you think but should we all now pull out of the war in Iraq or keep our troops there? seems wer'e fighting a losing battle.
Here I Am Again..
so its past 3am and i have been trying to sleep since 11pm with no luck. thoughts just keep racing through my head. i cant get them straightened out. i cant cope with it all. i feel so restless, so broken inside, so completely destroyed. i dont know what to do with myself anymore. all i can do is think of HIM. and i hate that. he knows it too, and he doesnt do a damn thing to stop it. he knows im hurting, he knows i wana fucking off myself coz i miss him so bad... and nothing. i hate that the most. it used to be he couldnt go 2 days without talking to me, missing me, calling me at 1am to tell me he loves me and he needs me. asking me to meet him somewhere so we can be together. but he hasnt done that this time. and i hate it, coz i always looked forward to him needing me, coz i need him too. i need him so badly. what am i supposed to do when i cant go bck, but i cant move forward? im stuck. i'm lost. im dead.
A Malaysian Rain
A simple element, Takes many forms, From tempestuous Rolling, thundering Gothic darkness. To soft whispering mists That caress my thoughts, Cleansing. Gently flowing rain clouds Skip lightly Across an endless ocean. Whitecaps rising Beckoning me Like fingers curled In come hither to trace Tats on body painted Henna. The emotional tenderness Of red-orange Lips, slowly murmuring A story told of Women adorning themselves, Painting their bodies In preparation to meet Their promised loves, Of Anath adorning herself To celebrate Victory over the enemies of Baal. I wish my wings were to Unfold to fly, Fly across to you In dreams of a cleansing rain To embrace an elemental Form. Poet
This Is What I Get....such A Fool
you know yesterday, and then again this morning....i keep hearing those damn songs from his playlist....(my friend, i thought could be the one) never hear these songs much and those i never heard except on his freakin list...and now all of a sudden....the songs are freakin every where. we only knew eachother a VERY short while, but talking every day almost all night long...that stupid connection we had.....and then its taken all away.....and it is stupid it hurts....ya know...i mean its not like my marriage ending...this is what should hurt, and it does, but not as freakin much....stupid, STUPID!! this is what i get for being an open, caring, trusting person....not the same in return but hurt......im stupid!! lol i dont think ill learn ya know... that is part of the reason for my "..strong" blog last night. im so fu**ed up right now....my freakin emotions are in turmoil....before last week i only had my crumbling marriage on my mind and heart....aaarrrrrgggghhhhh im such a foo
Oracle - The Wicca Light
Eating Grass
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Shame On Me!!
I so just totally had a bad thought so disappointed in myself I'm not even saying it out loud...... whats happend to me!! haha Ive become mean?? shrugs I know people think the same thing I just thought and they probably think it about me .... but I'm sitting here thinking ohhhhhh dear where has the good lil misti gone??????
Part 1
Resist The War, Facism, Bush Administration
Sweet Emotion
This Is Me!
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because i'm sleepy, but because i want to be closer to you... *i'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... *i'm the girl who says, ok, but you owe me... jokingly not because i actually want something, but because it means i get to spend more time with you... *i'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and i will have fun because it means i am spending time with you... *i'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when i find someone i like i want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... *i'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... *i'm the girl who remembers ALL the sweet things you tell me... *i'm the girl who once i let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. & even if we spend time apart, i'm the girl who never forgets you.. *i'm the girl who loves to end a hug with
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September 11th,2001
September 11th,2001 September 11th,2001 is a day that we will never forget. Six years ago, we lost almost 4000 Americian lives to a violent terrorist attack. When it first happened people were in dismay with thoughts of anger,sorrow,guilt,and frustration. People flew their flags proudly displaying ribbons, pictures and signs saying we will never forget. Well months after 9-11, we slowly started seeing the flags, ribbons and signs coming down. have we forgotten what happened to America on that day? Have we went back to our normal routine and back to yelling at each other because we had a bad day at work, stood in line too long to get our groceries or gas, football,baseball, or favorite driver did not win that day. Everyone says they want to remember 9-11 but where is your flag,where is your patriotism, where is your kindness and helpfulness towards your fellow man. You watch the news and all you see is killings, shootings, robberies, and all the problems with overpopulated schools
"who Knew"
You took my hand You showed me how You promised me you'd be around Uh huh That's right I took your words And I believed In everything You said to me Yeah huh That's right If someone said three years from now You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out Cause they're all wrong I know better Cause you said forever And ever Who knew Remember when we were such fools And so convinced and just too cool Oh no No no I wish I could touch you again I wish I could still call you friend I'd give anything When someone said count your blessings now 'fore they're long gone I guess I just didn't know how I was all wrong They knew better Still you said forever And ever Who knew Yeah yeah I'll keep you locked in my head Until we meet again Until we Until we meet again And I won't forget you my friend What happened If someone said three years from now You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out Cause they're all wrong and That last kiss
Late At Night
When I lay and think, in my bed at night, the day you'll arrive, seems nowhere in sight. I toss and I turn, dreaming of you, opening my eyes... checking if my dream came true. It didn't, again, and a tear starts to roll, weeping quietly... it's my pillow I hold. Many sleepless nights I prayed for you, my love. God touched my soul from heaven above when He answered my prayers. For, you see I've never felt this lucky, God did this for me. He must think you're special, and I know he's right. No other has made me feel so complete, my whole life was lived, just so we could meet. All these thoughts, and more going through my head. I fall asleep not worrying, but dreaming of you instead. Good night my love, Yours forever, Michael
Oh No Please!
i was shopping today and was repulsed. hot topic now selling clothes that are pink...and polka dotted...ugh...and hello kittie? since when is hello kitty hot topic worthy? im gonna vomit....
One Mic
To My Grandmaw Rip
MY GRANDMAW PASSED A YEAR TODAY. SHE HAD CANCER SO BAD SHE COUDNT MOVE. I WAS AT SCHOOL WHEN SH PASSED AWAY. SO MY MOM CAME GOT ME CAME HOME WENT TO MY GRANDPAWS TO BE WITH HIM. GIR THE WEAK I CRIED AND CRIED.FOR THE FUNERAL I CRIED EVEN MORE. I REALLY REALLU MISS HER SOO MUCH. SHE WILL BE MISSED BY HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND HER HUSBAND (MY GRANDPAW) R.I.P. GRANDMO MARY LOVE U SOOO MUCH..
Because Of You
I've been in darkness for so long just waiting for the light, And now that you have come my way, my days don't seem like nights. I'm glad I'm finally overcome my fear of the other side, Thank you for showing me the way, by taking me on this ride. I've never really felt this way about a guy before, You've truly touched me deep inside, you've opened, unlocked, the door. I know it's nothing serious, but surely it's a start, You've treated me so equally, I feel it in my heart. And even if this does not work, I'm glad I've had this chance, To see how great you truly are, even just for a glance. We never know what'll come of this, it really just depends, I'm glad we're taking the first step, we're becoming better friends. With you I never have to guess just how you really feel, You talk to me about the facts and tell me what's the deal. With you I feel so comfortable, like nothing can go wrong, I get this tingly feeling inside, you sing to me like a song. The
Ghost
Skid Row
2007 Sucked Beyond Suckness.
2 more months in this year. 2 more months until this year..of all years is over. I highly doubt anything eventful will happen in the next 2 months. Everything that could have happen did. I moved twice. I got evicted. I got into an accident. I had to buy a new car. I got my heart broken. I got a new job. I got a paycut. Next year will mark my 5th year in Arizona. I gave myself 5 yrs in this state. I plan on moving in April. 2 more months of this year. I just have to survive 2 more months.
Im Deleting Soon
i wont be here much longer so if you really want to get to know me do it now lol im getting rid of this site soon. laters...janis
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Here Is A Story
alright on Tuesday Night or October 30th, 2007 I was in a rush and went to get out of my moms van. When the van door came crashed down on 2 of my fingers one is just a simple blood blister beneath the nail the other however was worse. The nail is nearly avulsed (nice way of saying chopped off) it will soon fall off i did nerve, tissue, and tendon damage, it has swollen about 3 times normal size a picture is below but however the pain is insane i am taking Vicodin *5/500 (aka hydrocodone) for pain and its not cutting it and the pain has not subsided so if im delayed on responses please just bare with me.... Also i forgot to mention the stitch in my finger goes through the top of the fingernail out the side of my finger to protect whats under it while it has about a week too heal so 3 weaks is how long the pain will last this is gonna be a long 3 weeks!!!!
Anal
his dick is so long he can give himself anal
Me....
1st: I suffer from chronic migraines, among other physical things, but the migraines are the worst of them all 2nd: I'm on med's but they don't always work ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is the easiest way to let everyone know at once. I have a migraine tonight that I'm not sure if it will or is going to go away. The med's have not kicked in yet and at this point i'm not sure if they will. I'm off here for now, to a dark room with no sound no light...(computer on mute LOL) Leave me some luv or not, up to you, but I'm off!! ((hugs)) J
Yet Again
Some days I see the light Dancing at the end of the rope That dangles from this tree of misery It beckons me to follow Into the shining other side Clearly its a lie There is no other side Ive been to look And found myself staring back The same face as always Always the same darkness Hidden under every relationship Every rock of coldness That turns my heart to ice And allows me to seek out Yet again Another dangling light
Morning Dew
The world awakens each day from its nightly slumber, transformed by a sparkling layer of morning dew on the grass, on flower petals and leaves, on cars and car windows. These glistening droplets last only a little while, an integral part of what imbues the early morning with its aura of magic. If we sleep too late, we miss the magnificent display of sunlight playing upon an infinite amount of tiny crystal balls. To step onto the dew-covered grass is to anoint our feet with a form of water that comes only once a day for a short time, a rarefied gift of the night air that will soon evaporate in the full light of the sun. If we inhale slowly and consciously enough, it is almost as if we are drinking in this magical elixir formed in the boundary between darkness and light. In one myth, morning dew is believed to be tears from heaven, and in another, the droplets are poured from the vessel of the goddess of dawn. When we see the earth draped with these shimmering drops, it is easy to im
Fu Hotties
So we (Victoria is the founder and im a Co-Founder)started a group of the hottest guys on Fu!!! So guys if you think you are sexi enough to make it in send me a message and girls any guys you think are sexi link me to their profile!!! Its time for some eye candy for our girls!!!
Everyone Needs A Role Model
Its true everyone does, no matter our age, race or gender everyone has that one person that they can look up to and somehow strive to be. I have found that person in my life. Now true his position and where he elevated himself to is highly unattainable for me but hey I'll go with it. See my role model is none other than Gaius Julius Caesar himself. I want his self confidence and his ego. I mean he was a ballsy motherfucker. True that ego and confidence did lead him into being stabbed by his senators and most notably his best friend but you know what that's a risk I'm willing to take and that I don't think is gonna happen. If he wanted something, someone he had it.. No questions asked. He wanted to take over gaul.. he did.. he was sent to spain in the early part of his career and turned that into a success.. hell he was kidnapped by pirates and his family almost went bankrupt to pay his outrageous ransom yet he vowed to track the pirate down and get his gold back and he di
Song Suggestions
im making a cd and need some upbeat music to wake people up, any suggestions out there? old rock or new rock preferred, but any good ideas out there would be great. its gonna be a morning business meeting, so it needs to be SAFE FOR WORK thanks for any suggestions!
Im Ridin In Da 805
ridin in da 805 aint no better place in da 805 the weather is better in da 805 and the females are hot in da 805 when we crusie in da 805 in a dodge charger or in a mustang as we bling in da 805 or as we hustle in da 805 im repin da 805 bangin in da 805 me and my crew munkyface ride in da 805 as we have the girls shake there asses in da clubs in da 805
Celtic Circle: Alone And Together
And I thank you, for thinking of me; and I thank you, for your smile; and I thank you, for your kindness. And I thank you, for watching you grow wiser than me; and I thank you, for swirling in and out of my life; and I thank you, for showing me an unbound way of living. And I thank you, for your stability within instability; and I thank you, for having not forgotten the creative; who knows the next moment, but my life will continue to be enhanced because of you.
A Pathway Of Dreams
In dreams, I walk with you amongst the Stars The Milky Way this pathway that we stride And all the wealth of Worlds, built over years Are naught besides this jewel at my side In dreams, I talk to you of Lovers things The noise of space, an Ether Drift Divine The tune of love played out on Saturn's Rings Mere background to your sweet, sweet voice sublime In dreams, I taste your presence in the air Breathe in Galactic fragrance so divine To fill my lungs and heart and mind full fayre With you, my love, a heady, heady wine In dreams, we touch and bodies meet, in Passion's glory race The meld of Love embraced in fyre, a Star-like form assumes Joins with Lovers, stretches whole, to universe embrace A Magic Hall, of all that is, till Time himself resumes In dreams, I am reluctant to return A frosty world in no way can compete But lest I lay and dream my life away A worldly path to you I must c
Rough Sex Facts...
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different
You
YOUR TOUCH SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE, YOUR KISS LEAVE ME DIZZY LIKE THE PUREST OF FINE WINE. YOUR SKIN SO SOFT SO FIRM SO SMOOTH, I SLEEP LIKE A BABY WHEN I'M NEXT TO YOU. YOUR SMILE ICAN BARELY EXPLAIN, ITS LIKE THE BIG BRIGHT SUN AFTER A LONG SUMMER RAIN. YOUR HANDS ARE LIKE WEAPONS THAT THE GOVERNMENT MUST SEIZE, CAUSE ONE STROKE OF YOUR FINGERS SENDS ME TO MY KNEES. AND THERE'S REALLY NOTHING I CAN DO, CAUSE TO ME YOUR AN ANGEL AND YOUR JUST BEING YOU.
Something I Wrote Awhile Back Enjoy!!
Luxury Rules Wow, Luxury thought. Another beautiful day at the beachShe loves the summer time, warm breezes, hot bodies, and cold margaritas. Doesnt get any better than this she thought with a smile. Luxury always loved soaking in up the sun. Long lazy days warm sand between her toes. She always loved the attention she got at the beach.. Why shouldnt she. She worked so hard to keep this body in shape. The payoff was a tiny white Brazilian bikini. She knew she looked hot in it. She could always feel the eyes on her as she made her way from her lounge chair to cool off in the water. She loved knowing that she turned men on. Not sometimes but always. She loved knowing they were undressing her with there eyes and fucking her in there minds. She always pretended not to notice, oh but she noticed. She lived for it, craved it. Women always hated her, women knew Luxury was aware of her effect on there boyfriends and husbands. They knew exactly what there men were thinking when they saw h
Hearts Desire
With the spirit of a wolf And a Heart of Fire He's every mans envy and every womans desire Untamed by nature and a Rogue by choice with laughin blue eyes and his warm whiskey voice He'll tempt and tease u till you go insane oh but this pleasure is the sweetest of pain he's hotter than fire don't be burned by the flame he can't be caught he won't be tamed Don't try to trap him he'll only soar above Only the bravest woman Is worthy of his love He's passionate and fierce this untamed soul he can move me to tears he could make me whole With his spirit of a wolf and that heart of fire I'm consumed in the flame He's my heart's desire.
If Only I Could Cry
Have you ever felt a great pain, a sorrow beyond believe. and been unable to cry? To easily hurt and to hurt hard, and not be able to cry? To ache and to morn and only squeeze a single salty tear. If only I could cry, so much pain would be let free. If only I could show the pain building up inside. Let me cry, please let me cry I beg to no one at all. let me sob, and let me whine. Yet when I hurt and my heart needs freeing, my eyes barely seem to wet. I havent cried in years, though my feelings push and scream. Loss and sorrow hurt and pain, never more than a few tiny drops is all my eyes will give.... I wonder shall I ever cry again? If only I could cry I feel I could truly live. Wrote by Amanda "Kat"
Love Hurts
So this last week has been one of the hardest weeks in a long time. You meet this really amazing person and you let them in your life. And then life gets in the way after so long and the next thing you know that person is gone. And maybe they will come back and maybe they won't but just the thought of losing them alone is enough to tear you to pieces. Now I remember why I swore off letting anyone in my life again, because this heartache is so hard to bare.
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Beyond mind, there is an awareness that is intrinsic, that is not given to you by the outside, and is not an idea -- and there is no experiment up to now that has found any center in the brain which corresponds to awareness. The whole work of meditation is to make you aware of all that is "mind" and disidentify yourself from it. That very separation is the greatest revolution that can happen to man. Now you can do and act on only that which makes you more joyous, fulfills you, gives you contentment, makes your life a work of art, a beauty. But this is possible only if the master in you is awake. Right now the master is fast asleep. And the mind, the servant, is playing the role of master. And the servant is created by the outside world, it follows the outside world and its laws. Once your awareness becomes a flame, it burns up the whole slavery that the mind has created. There is no blissfulness more precious than freedom, than being a master of your own destiny.
Re: To All California Patriots (updated)
Re: TO ALL CALIFORNIA PATRIOTS (UPDATED) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pgh_Oldtimer Date: November 04, 2007 9:17 PM Body: ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pgh_Oldtimer Date: November 04, 2007 3:11 PM Body: From: Bill Davis Date: 11/4/2007 3:23:05 AM To: tootough Subject: INFORMATION WANTED !!! TO ALL CALIFORNIA PATRIOTS The "Mutt" who drew blood on Dennis and Newt today at the Canoga Park Home Depot Protest Against Illegals and known As the "INDIAN" is WANTED........ By Me !! I'd like all possible information on him, anything in your files whether You think it's unimportant or not, please send me copies of it. Spread the word around with flyers in the areas he haunts. You May be able to flip a "friendly" as guys with his history of Anti-social behavior usually turn on their friends at some time. A "WANTED" poster with his picture will keep him looking over His shoulder. And sometime, somebody may
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Formally Introducing Myself...
Alrightlets seewere going to start off with a formal introduction. Name: Jenelle Age: 19 Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: Bi-sexual. Of courseyou could always go to my site and it would tell you the same thing. Completely up to you. I suppose Im here though because the founder asked me for advice. What on, you ask? Well Im a vampyre. Sanguine to be exact and the spelling is completely subjective of course, its up to you. I prefer it because its widely used and makes things a little easier to understand. I, frankly, dont care what you believe in, who you pray to or what you do with your life and I expect the same in turn. Respect me and youll be respected. Pretty simple. Uhhmm. I was raised a Born Again Baptist and, no, Im not anymore. Ive been Agnostic for a few years now and I rather like it. My beliefs never went hand in hand with the religion and I dont feel like I should have to cater and warp the Christian faith anymore than it already is j
Pakistan 'to Keep Elections Date'
Pakistan 'to keep elections date' Pakistan's prime minister says national elections will be held as scheduled, despite President Pervez Musharraf's declaration of emergency rule. Elections are due by mid-January, but there were fears they might be abandoned because of the crisis. Police have broken up street protests and hundreds of lawyers and opposition activists have been arrested. US President George W Bush called for Gen Musharraf to call elections "as soon as possible". The Pakistani president said he had declared the emergency to stop the country "committing suicide", because the country was in a crisis caused by militant violence and an unruly judiciary. Critics, however, believe Gen Musharraf was acting to pre-empt a judgment by the Supreme Court on whether his re-election last month was legal. Election timetable The government had suggested parliamentary polls could be delayed by up to a year. EMERGENCY RESTRICTIONS Constitutional safegu
The Pill
I wait for you day and night, Like an addict you choose to slight. You use and abuse me beyond repair, Then you treat me like you don't even care. Like a druggie who can't get enought, I always come back wanting the stuff. Holding onto a dream that will never come true, Wishing, hoping, preying an still never truning blue. One day you will realize what I offered, And know how much you were honored. Tho I know you will never be mine again, You will always be my friend. I love you and always will, But baby, here now, and forever you will always be my deadly pill. (not that great but im not much for writing poetry i like writing smut stories better)
Do You Know What It Feels Like
do you know do you know i will always love you do you know how it feels when i cant hear you do you know how hard it is to not see you do you know that my love is blind for you do you know you can do no wrong in my eyes do you know you hurt me when i cant call you do you know i still love you any ways do you know even though i not with you do you know i cant keep liveing with out you do you know my life ant worth haveing with out you do you know that you push me away do you know you throw are love away do you know or even care do you know that i am dieing with out you do you know your in my life even if i am not in yours do you know everything's worng with out you do you know you on my mind ever sec of every day do you know i just needed some one to talk to do you know how you remind me of us do you know that i would never hurt you do you know if i do i didnt mean to do you know that every things changes do yo
**warning!!** Microwaves Create Alien Lifeforms!!!
Today was a fun day at work. It started out kind of rocky because I realized that they didn't get anyone to cover Lindsay's shift so...it was just me. Half the prep work in the kitchen wasn't done and I had to do a lot of that, refill all S&P shakers, refill sugar caddies, and clean the fish bowls. Dick, one of our bartenders, was the sweetie that he usually is and offered to help me with the shakers. I love working with Dick. He is probably in his late 60s early 70s and used to own a bar called McCormicks. He always has the best stories to tell. I usually get scolded for interrupting with a comment, but none the less...he adores me. He tells me at least once a day when I work with him that he is my favorite cuz I always have a sunny personality. It was somewhat busy for a monday and since I have only been there for maybe 2 weeks...I am still a little rocky at certain things. Marty was a god-send by getting drinks, helping deliver food, and clearing/cleaning tables. I made s
Pain
When I'm dealing with big emotional turmoil the first thing that pops into my head is to have lots and lots of sex so that the pleasure of my body will help me ignore the pain of my emotions. So who's up for some random meaningless sex? :|
Little Known Facts
Little known facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work!) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the..?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a h
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Little Grey Cells, Big Grey Areas
So far this week has been shit, and its only Tuesday... Ive got this overwhelming feelin that my life is slipping back to the old days which ive spent most of the past 10 years trying to get away from. Those of you who know me know what im talking about, those who dont, wont have a fuckin clue... Basically depression had plagued me for around 8 years, and last christmas i had a mini breakdown. No, not that type of mini, I cant drive....and since then ive been trying to keep myself at a level where I dont feel like going to bed and staying there for a month, or worse. but the past few days have made me feel like doing just that. Ive tried to be strong but the fact is, im not as strong as i used to be. Prior to my Xmas breakdown, it was 2 years since i'd felt so low that i feel like walking into the sea. Now, i know I cant do that. mainly because its half past eleven at night, the sea is 15 miles away and its blowing a gale. Seriously folks, im not mentally together at th
Playing With You - Ice In Your Body
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Eoa - Just Cause You Can, Should You?
Welcome kids. It is I, the one who will micromanage your forehead and you will LIKE IT! J/k. Anyways, i have come up with an interesting acronym to describe my daily passion and function. EOA. Environmental Observation and Analysis. Basically walking around and observing actions that others do, don't do, or really shouldn't do, but do. (s'all about the dodo) Yes, i went there. Now, Keep in mind, these are my observations and opinions about what i see. This does not mean this is how i think everyone should view this, or that i am the supreme overlord of stinky cheese town and all should bow down to me (although, now that i think about it.... I keed i keed). It merely provides me with self entertainment (the clothed and publicly accepted kind thank you) while i am out and walking around. Some examples: 1) Whilst in the bathroom i feel it is a quiet, sanctuary. Where one would go to unload themselves of ... stuff. This is not a time, nor a place to a)make a phone call and chat heavi
Wonderful Pussy
Hey there, you thinkin what i'm thinkin? Thats right how nice it would be to have a nice, wet, hot pussy in your face. As I am sitting here you look at me from afar. I look at you and smile. You are telling with your eyes you want me. And of course I want you. I walk over to you grabbing your hand. You follow me readily. I take you in my bed and start kissing around your neck, down to your chest. You have very nice soft tits. I love them in my face. I kiss down your tummy as you are pulling me closer to you. Softly kissing the inside of your thights, pulling me closer and starting fucking my face. I kiss your throbbing clit as you are pushing harder and harder against me. I lick your wonderful cunt and give you a nice long kiss. Dont you taste so good!? You are moaning and pulling me closer. I stick my tongue in your hot cunt, its so hot. You are now pulling my hair and grinding into my face. sticking one finger in your pussy licking your clit you are liking it. I
I Want To Make Your Heart Beat Just For Me
I want to make your heart beat just for me. I want a true love in my lonely life. I've looked a long time, dated many men, But none I walked with walked in step with me. We walk together well, the best of friends. Somehow we just fit, as if clean cut To go together, zigzags complementary. But now I would be something more than friends. I know I take a chance to mention love. I've no idea what feeling's in your heart. But if you'd catch a burning, plunging star, I know I'd make you happy for your love.
Halloween 07 (graphic Heavy Warning)
Went to a rave in Portland where Rabbit in the Moon were performing. Yay for E'd out ravers!
Tell Me What You Think
There was a rock sticking up out of the river, and a bird was standing tall and staighton it.Early morning mist was swirling around it. In the middle of the misty river,an egret stood at attention on a rock.The movement of the mist made it appear as if the bird were gliding down the river on the back of a baby whale.
Happy Hour
How I Feel
I've been told I was distant,or too clingy,never just the right ammount,ive been told I run hot/cold ..ive never seen it..ive been told I love you,but never im so in love with you,and ive been the best I can be at times,and still feel like I should have more to offer..you really must not know how much joy you bring to my life,everyday,how many smiles you bring to my face every minute,and how you make my heart beat faster every second.
Stop By
listen everyone thats reading this plz stop by my nephew page and show him some love ok first one on my friends lists for pssft'd sake he's only freshmeat
Odd Things About Me
In order to gain more fans and friends (and since I'm new to Fubar) I thought I'd post a little about myself. This isn't the usual stuff about loving long walks and quiet nights - no, this is stuff about the REAL me. I put everything on left-first. My left sock, my left shoe, left pant leg, left earring, and such. I have tried doing things "right first" and it just feels strange. If I put on something 'right first' I end up taking it off and starting over again. lol When something is very funny, I snort when I laugh. I always look in my hand and count the M&Ms I'm about the eat. I have to have an equal number. I have NO idea why. I can say "bitch" in four different languages. When I drink water at night, I always count the swallows. This is the only time I count my drinks/sips of water. I posed for nude photos when I was in college. The dumbest thing I ever said was when I was drunk, hanging out a truck window and I shouted "WOW! Everything is in 3D!"
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HOTT BOMBERS OF FUBAR (Helping Out The Team)A New Bombing Team Dedicated To Helping Out Their Team Members To The Best Of Their Ability! With All The Contests Everyone Has It Gets Hard To Get Help Sometimes. HOTT Is Being Created To Give Everyone A Chance To Win Something! (This In No Way Meant To Be Disrespectful To Any Other Bombing Family Already in Place) We Need New Members! Want A Chance to Win Happy Hours, VIP's, and Blasts? Then Let Me or Briguy Know! Send Either One of Us An Email With The Subject Line..I Want To Be A Member! As soon as enough members are in place we will activate the team. We will both be posting a blog with the rules of the team. You will have to add both of us as a friend so that we can put you in our top 100 list! JOIN US AND HAVE A CHANCE AT SOME PRIZES! Contact one of us in an email! VISIT THE HOME PAGE AND ADD FOR ALL COMMUNICATION! HOTT BOMBERS@ fubar BRI GUY CONFEDERATE BOMBER ...........@ fubar ~~Golfer Chick~~@ fubar
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Deep Purple - Machine Head - 1972 1 hour 34 min
When Death Comes Knockin' (don't Answer The Door)
Here's a song I wrote, a while ago, have at it; This is one them songs I can see being done many different ways, except for the religious the theme is universal; I'd probably do it as an acoustic shuffle! A Pop singer, they sometimes sing about death too, would make the melody bounce! A Rock & Roll band would add electric's and maybe an organ or saxophone! A Country band would put it to a boogie beat! A Heavy Metal group would add a guitar solo, at 12 on a 1-10 dial, and curses! A punk band, old skool, would speed it up shout the words and out motherfuck the fuckin' HMers! These ain't criticisms I enjoy, something's, from all those genres they are the way I've found them! And I know all about generalizing! This the way I wrote the song last night, added a verse today, but my shit ain't written in stone! Willys cynical thought for the fuckin' day; What is a "genre?" Sounds, to me, like a French word for breasts! I.e., man did you see the fuckin' genres on that chick! WHEN DEATH
I Can't Say Goodbye
When we had to say goodbye And all the tears started To sit and Listen to you cry Left me feeling broken hearted I didnt know what else to do It was too hard to say I dont want to hurt you But I couldnt ask you to stay The pain took hold As the tears swelled I wanted to be bold But I was compelled I can't stand the thought Of losing the two of you But relief from pain that was sought Even you weren't sure what to do But though it was for the best And to help rid us of the pain I couldn't lose you like the rest Cause No other like you would I gain But I wanted to speak To you about it all But I didnt want to be weak So I tried to build up my wall And though myself I couldnt compose I wasnt able to be strong for you But it wasnt to end that way I suppose But I'm Happy you agreed too.
Why Does It Happen?
Ok, where do I start? Recently, while I was driving to work, I was involved in a wreck. The teenage fucker who hit me, claims that I RAN A FUCKING RED LIGHT!! I was just leaving the stop light that HAD turned green and low and FUCKING behold.....here he comes in his 01 mustang. THE LITTLE FUCKER DECIDED TO RUN THE FUCKING RED LIGHT. On top of all that, he claims that his light was ORANGE!! HOW FUCKING STUPID. Lights are red,amber and green. I think the little dick sucker is just not wanting to pay cause his WHORE ASS MOTHER AND DICK SUCKING DADDY will take his mustang away. WELL THE FUCKING SHOULD. Yes by the way for all who wants to know the little fuckers name it is EDWARDO MENDOZA. And he lives on Holly lane here in Pampa. My insurance company is doing everything they can to make sure that EDWARDO pays. I too also want the litte coon fucker to pay. He couldn't mow enough lawns. Anyway......if this blog disturbs you OH FUCKING WELL. LIFE HAS JUST HANDED ME THE WORST HAND AND I
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A Dream
I had a dream yesterday, and you were in it You held me tight and kept me safe You promised you'll love me always... I awoke from that dream Hoping how one day it'll come true I kept my hopes high But I don't know if I'll have enough strength to hold it up Until that one day comes~
Men
hey, been awhile . . . well Turtles finally over his col. but not before he passed it on to me. so now dayQuill is my new best friend. . . lol. . .well ive had an interesting week. the guy i posted the mumm about came up and we hang out well i was curious if things were as good as they once were.(wink wink) well they werent. andi dont know how to tell him kuze i dont want to hurt his feels kuze were still friends but i dont want to date him. then there has been this man whos been trying to get w/ me but hes married and i told him no. and hes understood. then last night this guy thats only been married for like 6 months. wanted to get something going. it shocked the hell outof me. kuze i work w/ his wife and shes crazy. so i told him no to but it just weird. what is there a sign on my head lonely married men only. all i want is a decent single guy to be fwb kuze after my friend came up for the night it got me thinkin i dont wanta releationship i just want a good romp w/ a SINGLE man.
Naughtiness
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him away from all other girls Bless his arms that are so strong Put his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fuck And if my mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Sex is when a guys information enters a girls communication to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The Only One
When they all come crashing down, midflight, You know you're not the only one. When they're so alone they find a back door out of life. You know you're not the only one. We're all grieving, Lost and bleeding. All our lives, We've been waiting For someone to call our leader. All your lies, I'm not believing. Heaven shine a light down on me. So afraid to open your eyes, hypnotized. You know you're not the only one Never understood this life. And you're right, I don't deserve But you know I'm not the only one. We're all grieving, Lost and bleeding. All our lives, We've been waiting For someone to call our leader. All your lies, I'm not believing. Heaven shine a light down on me. Don't look down, Don't look into the eyes of the world beneath you. Don't look down, you'll fall down, You'll become their sacrifice. Right or wrong. Can't hold onto the fear that I'm lost without you. If I can't feel, I'm not mine, I'm not real. All our lives, We'
Because I Love Her
Because I love her ~Tony Martinez Why do I help you? It's simple Because I love her You my hated rival My worst enemy But for her Because I love her I'll do anything Swallow anything Bite my tongue Show you the respect you dont deserve All of it Because I love her It's a love you will never understand It's a love you will never match Because I love her I will lift you up Because I love her I will forsake all my needs Forget all my wants Deny all my desires Because I love her There is nothing I wont do Because I love her
The Right To Choose...our Thoughts..
Freedom You can notice your thoughts, use them, learn from them, and find value in them. Yet you do not have to let them hold you back. You can experience your feelings, explore their depths and find richness in them. Yet you do not have to let them stop you in any way. You are free to act, free to think, free to love, free to move in the direction of whatever you choose. Nothing outside of you or inside of you can take that freedom away unless you let it. When you find yourself building limitations in your mind, know that you have the power and ability to allow those limitations to dissolve completely away. When you feel yourself creating resistance, understand that you can just as easily release that resistance. You are free at any time to take something toward which you've felt negative and turn it into a positive influence in your life. You are free to change, to grow, to learn and to create. When you feel stuck, let that feeling be, and then you can just as easily let
Worked Late Again
You've had to work late again and slip into the bedroom quietly trying not to wake me. I'm not asleep just pretending to be. You go into the bathroom and turn on the light, I watch as you open the shower and turn on the hot water then start to undress. I watch like a voyeur, I love your body; you adjust the cold and hot water then slip into the shower. I lay there listening and watching as the bathroom fills with steam, waiting for you to finish your shower and come to bed. I'm watching when you get out and start to dry off ,wrapping a towel around your waist, that just makes you look even more sexy, you towel dry your hair, flip off the light and come to bed. You ease in ,so thoughtful still trying not to wake me. Once you're settled your back is to me, I slip close up behind you and slide my arm around your waist and snuggle as close as I can. You place your hand and arm over mine" I'm sorry I didn't mean to wake you" "You didn't I've been waiting for you" I say and press harder aga
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Going To Burst!!
I am so tired of all the shit going on...cant people just get over themselves and let things go. Or just figure out that people are different and let it be. Damn, I do things differently than others and I dont shove my thoughts and beliefs down their throat. Get over yourself!!!
Life's Too Short.
So tired of the drama. Tired of being miserable. Ready to move on. Without you. I'm doing this for me. REL
Staying In
Staying in ~Tony Martinez Hey hun Yes my love this is all for you All the lights are out The phone is off Your skin looks so beautiful against that candle light Come here Let me hold you tight I love you Nothing else matters Just me and you Right here, right now Aren't you glad We stayed in
Thank A Veteran Today
Keep it moving, please, even if you've seen it before.It is the VETERAN , not the preacher,who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN , not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press.It is the VETERAN , not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech.It is the VETERAN , not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble. It is the VETERAN , not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial.It is the VETERAN , not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote. It is the VETERAN , who salutes the Flag, It is the veteran ,who serves under the Flag, ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM. We can be very proud of our young men and women in the service no matter where they serve. God Bless them all.Forward this if you support your veterans and everythng they have ever done for this great nation
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me A few weeks ago a woman was killed in an auto accident. She was very well liked, so the office shut down for her funeral and it was on the news and so on. On the day the workers came back to work, they found this poem in their e-mail that the deceased woman had sent on Friday before she left for home. "If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, An
Head Games
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF GUYS PLAYING HEAD GAMES! WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GROW THE HELL UP AND REALIZE THAT US WOMEN ARE NOT PLAY TOYS. STOP PLAYING WITH OUR MINDS AND TUGGING ON OUR HEART STRINGS...WE HAVE FEELINGS TO. WHY CAN'T GUYS JUST BE HONEST AND TELL WOMEN ALL THEY WANT IS TO GET IN OUR PANTS AND THATS ALL....RIGHT LADIES!!! WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY WANT...AND THEN IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO THEM THEY ARE MOVING ON TO THE NEXT ONE. THEY TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR JUST TO GET IN YOUR PANTS AND THEN IF THAT DON'T WORK...WELL IT'S SCREW YOU AND ON TO THE NEXT ONE THAT WILL. TIME FOR THE BOYS TO GROW UP!!!!!
Tell Me...
Tell me about how hard your cock is as you sit at the computer reading my words? How your cock jumps just by seeing my name on the screen. Hoping for my words, anticipating, but a little apprehensive because you know what I can do to you. The buttons I can press, how I can turn your fantasies into mine and serve them back to you darker and hotter and more erotic than you could ever imagine. How I can inflame you, tantalize you to the very edge, over and over, driving you slowly insane with lust. You know I can manipulate you with the promise of my lips, tongue and my fingers. I know how you burn for me, simmering at first, then raging and intense. How my words can make you explode in need, wake you up in a sweat, begging and crying for more. You know what I can do to your cock, how I can tease it and taunt it and then torment it. I know how badly you want to touch it, but that wouldn't be any fun for me...now would it baby? Is it thick and throbbing and straining in your pants?
This Place
What are you looking for ~ just a place to sit ~ reflect ~ rest Well come right in ~ This may be just the place ~ suppose to be one of the best Now tell me of your needs ~ Oh nothing you say ~ You just want to be with me Please forgive me ~ I've heard these words a time or two ~ Maybe even three ~ four or more I do not wish to seem unappreciative as I stare and ask ~ Is this just a test Because you see I came here too ~ to sit ~ reflect and rest Little did I know my mind ~ and well yes, even my heart would be like a door All the comings and goings ~ opening ~ closing ~ I have to smile I wish this place had been a store One located in the upper east side Then for sure I would have know Exactly what the purpose of this place was suppose to be There would be no accusations or accusing looks or stares I would only have to step aside as yet another came through the door~
Sometimes Love Is Sleeping
He looked at me and there was emptiness in his eyes It was plain to see And he turned and said Once I loved but love was dead And I whispered Some times love is only sleeping. He said I can not love nor feel, And his voice was hard and cold, And his sweet young face was old. And I whispered Sometimes love is only sleeping He looked at me And his smiling face was warm, sweet and free And the moonlight kissed our eyes As it mingled with the skies And he whispered Some times love is only sleeping.
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Happy Birthday To All Marines
To all Marines--past & present...HAPPY BIRTHDAY...
Aww Please Help Him.....he Is So Pitiful
WELL WELL WELL, HERE IS YOUR FAMOUS BOATMAN BEGGING OFFICIALLY FOR POINTS....... IF YOU COULD ALL BE SO KIND AS TO GO RATE HIS PHOTOS, STASH, OR WHATEVER TO HELP HIM LEVEL SO HE WILL STOP HIS WHINING (HOPEFULLY)....... LORD FORBID IF I LEVEL FASTER THAN HE DOES..... POOR THING..... I LOVE YOU HUN, HOPEFULLY THIS WILL HELP YOU... LOVE YA, JENNA AND THANKS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO HELP THIS POINT WHORE.....GIGGLES I NEED 59,000 POINTS TO LEVEL UP! I SPEND HOURS HELPING ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY BY RATING THEIR PICTURES, STASHES, MUMMS, SO PLEASE RETURN THE FAVOR AND COME RATE MY STUFF WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE THE BOATMAN BoatMan ** K.O.P.E. ** Hell Hound**@ fubar
My Friend Truth Show Him Some Love
Truth Trust No One@ fubar click on his pic and show him some awesome love
This Is Crazy
my horoscope has been so true lately... its scarey. Daily Horoscope: Taurus For November 11,2007 You've got a lot on you mind just now, though much of it is deep underneath the surface. There's no need to go digging unless you're curious, as almost all of it will resolve itself in due time.
Let It Go!!!
It's about learning to dance in the rain! ********************************************************************************** There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when
Error: I_really_f**king Hate You!
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=819584&albumid=0&i=419816235 I've had that happen MANY times, ESPECIALLY during someone's Happy Hour; give a Thumb's UP to someone's stash and it looks like it doesn't take, click again and get this message!! And these people have the NERVE to censor pictures for what they consider unfit or NSFW? I can't understand why on a site that is "for adults", someone would in one instant, practice blatant censorship by masking someone's pictures with a Bag-head, or outright delete them, THEN have the audacity to leave a comment like this for an error that you have no control over, one caused because the site is overloaded with people trying to leave comments etc. I think that this is ridiculous. Supposedly we're ALL adults on this site, and that would go for our web-master and the staff. You can't have it both ways people, either let this be an adult site, where we flag our own photos as NSFW, or invite Jerry Falwell and all the other televangelists to
Want To Play Along? (please..lol)
You ARE on my friends list. I'd like to know 27 things about you. Just copy and hit reply to poster and paste. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! So copy and bulletin it BLANK and then respond to it as a message to my in box!!! 1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidenc
My Name Is Jess
My name is Jess I am three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I am locked up All day long When I a wake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try to be nice So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From him evil eyes I'm so afraid now He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words He says it's my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me Yells at me more I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor Wilt my bones nearly broken And my daddy continu
One Day At A Time!
ONE DAY AT A TIME The most useless thing to do ... Worry The greatest Joy... Giving The greatest loss... Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work... Helping others The ugliest personality trait... Selfishness The most endangered species... Dedicated leaders The greatest "shot in the arm"... Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome... Fear Most effective sleeping pill... Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease... Excuses The most powerful force in life... Love The most dangerous pariah... A gossiper The world's most incredible computer... The brain ! The worst thing to be without... Hope The deadliest weapon... The tongue The two most power-filled words... "I Can" The greatest asset... Faith The most worthless emotion... Self-pity The most prized possession... Integrity The most beautiful attire... A SMILE! The most powerful channel of communication... Prayer The most contagious spi
What Women Want (dennis Miller)
ONE - Foreplay is not a privilege; it is a birthright. TWO - If you take her out to a fancy restaurant, don't try to subtly steer her away from the lobster, Diamond Jim. THREE - Quit blowing smoke up women's asses about the sanctity and power they possess as lifegivers and come up with some decent, affordable childcare. That way, maybe poor single mothers can go to work and get off welfare and we won't have to listen to any more idiots in Congress blathering about orphanages. FOUR - Equal work for equal pay. Look around you at work, guys. Look at...say Carl, the brain-dead jack-off in the cubicle next to you. You could kill Carl, couldn't you, because he's a slacking, worthless, toady idiot. Now, imagine making 30 percent less than Carl. Hellooo.... FIVE - This is very important: during lovemaking, don't ask, "Who's your daddy?" Even as a joke. All right? It's not funny. SIX - When her mouth moves, pay attention, words could be coming out. Words are kind of i
A Special Delivery From Assyria
Its near the end of the eighth century B.C. and the major power of the Middle East is coming down on the kingdom of Judah. Despite his preparations to fortify Jerusalem and despite knowing full well what the Assyrians were capable of doing, Hezekiah elected to trust in God for deliverance of the city not because the people or the city deserved it, but before doing all theyre humanly capable of doing, the king who had led the spiritual revival of Judah knew to lead his people in trusting the Lord. What situations are we in today that we could use a little more trust? The nineteenth chapter of the Old Testament book of 2 Kings runs parallel to Isaiah 37. The chapter opens after the Assyrian forces under the command of the Rab-shakeh deliver the Assyrian king Sennacheribs ultimatum for Jerusalems and by extension Judahs surrender. Sennacherib (the kings named in verses twenty and thirty-eight) must have figured the land of Hezekiah for easy picking. Hezekiah received the m
Don't Forget Contest
Tommrrow nite at the Lumber Yard let's see who will win in the stripper contest Don't miss it are u or can u be one of these very fine dancers and take the cash home with you
Beautiful
She is beautiful, so very beautiful Just like a winter's shining landscape, As delicate as the petals of a daisy, And as freely as the eagle soaring against the blue Her eyes are as mysterious as the calm sea Everything about her is so very precious, More precious than all the gems in the world Her soul is the essence of the sky and earth, Her feelings are a volcano that is yet to explode Her smile is the smile of lost innocence. Pain vibrates deep inside of Her gentle heart. A lock shuts in the disturbed thoughts of Her mind, A mind with as many roads as the world has. I look at her and I see a pure truth, Like looking at a clear night sky, Millions of stars twinkle within her. She is beauty as I defined it, She is perfect, Her imperfections make her so. She is my best friend, and I love her, I love her although, not because. And I would give up all the things which I think are pretty If only I can hold Her beauty within me, For she is everything in this
Silence Haunts
The silence haunts words not spoken hearts broken into a million little pieces dreams shattered, no where to go. The silence haunts words not spoken secrets told friendships lost a lost soul. The silence haunts worse then words not spoken. Promises broken, crossroads which way to go, where to turn The silence haunts where do we go, when silence speaks louder then words not spoken. The silence haunts.
For All Eminem Fans!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS FOR ALL THE EMINEM FANS!!!!!!!!!!
It Would Be Nice If Someday......
My schizo tendencies would line up and I would NOT do everything on impulse. Because 90% of the time I wanna take back my impulsive behavior and give myself a good spanking....
Centurions
Kids
Kids are our future in life if we don't give them what they need in life the respect, and everything else then our kids well not be able to live in the reall world. I also would like to share that my lil man is crawling and its so cute. My daughter is getting bigger and is getting a mouth on her also.
Greatest Bar In The World
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantas
Rendezvous
Rendezvous with me, At the rivers edge. We can step back in time, Be there once again. I will hold you, You can hold me. We can make love, The way it use to be. I will give you my heart, You can give me yours. If you would rendezvous with me, AT the rivers edge. We can make found memories. Hold them in our hearts. Recall all the times, That we dance in the moon light. I could kiss your lips of red red wine. I could feel your body next to mine. If only you will rendezvous with me at the rivers edge. I could love you once more. Make my wishes come true. Do all the things, Never had the chance to. I know you don't love me, That you never will. However I still need you to make my dreams come true. One more rendezvous at the rivers edge. Then I could hold everything, Like I use to. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
I Could So Go For This Right Now!
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Help Trophy Wife Win
She needz 400k to win come on guys lets give comments http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=723743&i=1857361814
Girls/guys/pictures Gamers
Greetings. I have enjoyed fubar for the most part. Yet I am finding more & more male profiles with attractive girl's and women's pictures displayed as the default. This is simply a blocked user by this Master. No questions. No comments. No Rate. However, this seems to fall short with regards to a new breed of 'online grifters' who are typically loading up several 'hometown girl' type pictures and calling themselves female in their profile info... only to alter this to male after several members have added them to their friend's list. I blocked one such goof-off and what do I receive? An email after I blocked this user asking: "why I rated and nicely commented on their profile and pictures only to block them?" Although I typically give everybody online a second chance I took My time to respond. I did email My reply asking about the male now showing on the profile information where originally it said female when I accepted their friend request. I received a reply: "that they ha
So Horny
all i want is to let go utterly completely fall back out of mind out of sight broken bound utterly yours just tonight please please on my knees for you beg tease no shame here not tonight give me what i need what i crave what i desire what i live for what i'm made for just for you just for now give it up give it now crawling over you i'll eat you tear you rip you into bits consumed completely in my heat move move move i'll make you make me move move move dig nails into flesh rip you into bits just shut up no conversation just teeth and tongue don't wanna think i just wanna feel don't tell me you love me this isn't a fairy tale this isn't a castle this is your bed and i'm no fucking princess i'm the big bad wolf bitch in heat and i hunted you down so give it up give it to me i know you want it want me want to feed me this aching emptiness hungry wanting my teeth are hungry and you're so bite able go ahead try and tame me tear
In All Our Hearts & Minds Back Home
To every Soldier, Sailor, Warrior and Marine, Your country called and you arrived on the scene! It could be Bagram, Fallujah, Baghdad or Tikrit, Fighting the sand, the grit and my God, the heat! Doing the toughest of jobs that has to be done, And toiling each day in the Middle Eastern sun! In Humvees, Choppers, Personnel Carriers, Tanks Please know that this Grateful Nation says thanks!
What Happens....
What happens to the romance in a marriage? It seems like more and more I'm starting to see that the only way to hold a great marriage together is to continue romancing your spouse. And to work on it everyday and never stop. Now when I say romance I'm not talking about jewlery, stuff, or sex. I'm talking about more than just the material stuff and just sex. Romance is slow kisses, dancing in the rain, looking into each other eyes and smiling, and saying "I love you" and meaning it every chance you get. Romance is also a little about sex. You just have to have it in your marriage unless you both agree that sex is not your thing. And sorry I've never met a person that didn't want it. Romance falls off after children i noticed this with my parents. Its always been about us kids and now we are all out of the house and my parents havent embrassed the freedom yet. Well I take that back, my dad hasnt. And I keep trying to tell my dad to take my mom out dancing. And all he s
The End Of Days
THE END OF TEXAS THE END OF TEXAS magnify TODAY IS NOW THE DAY THE END OF DAYS HERE UPON THE WINDS I SPEAK THIGH END INNOCENCE YOU'VE KILLED THE INNOCENT BEEN LOST NOW YOUR TIME HAS COME END OF YOUR DAYS YOUR JUDGES WILL BE JUDGED YOUR LAWYERS AND SENATORS THE FAMILIARS THAT WORK UNDER COLOR OF STATE THESE HAVE BEEN CROOKED AND NOW WILL BE MADE STRAIGHT THE COMFORT ZONES WILL BE NO MORE YOUR LIES HAVE CAUGHT UP WITH YOU THE WRAITHS WILL COME DARKNESS ASCENDS UPON YOU ALL HELL WILL NOT COME ONLY THE ONES WHOM YOU HAVE CONDEMNED THESE LOST SOULS WILL COME THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!! I CURSE THIS STATE I CURSE THE BLOOD LINES WITHIN I SPEAK THIS UPON THE FOUR WINDS ALL THAT KNOW THE WILL FALL ALL THAT COMFORT YOU THERE WILL BE NO REST THE FIERY LAKE WHERE I DWELL I WILL GATHER YOUR SOULS YOUR SPIRIT BELONGS TO THE MOST HIGH BUT YOU
Brother
BROTHER BROTHER magnify HERE YOU WILL LEARN OF A TRUE BROTHER HE IS THE ONE THAT IS LIKE FATHER TEACHER FRIEND CONFIDANT I AM THE CLUE I AM THE ONE THAT SEES BEFORE YOU I AM THE ONE THAT WARNS YOU OF DANGER AND PERILS AHEAD I AM THE ONE THAT LOVE YOU WHEN ALL PARENTS DIE I AM THE ONE THAT HEALS ALL WOUNDS BEFORE TIME WHO AM I? YOUR BROTHER, YOUR FRIEND, YOUR BEAST THAT NEVER ENDS HERE I AM JUST CALL ON ME AND I AM THERE
Hinderence
THE HINDERENCE THE HINDERENCE magnify HERE IN THE BEGINNING LIFE COURSE REACTION DAYS OF OLD REUNITED FLAMES OF THE WHITEST BURNING FROM MOST HIGH THE LAKE WITH WHITE FLAMES THIS IS MY BIRTHING PLACE TIME NOT EXISTING NOT DISTANCE GREAT BECKONING HINDER TOLERATING FOUL SPEECH ENGULFING LIGHT HOLDING BACK THE NIGHT MY NAME IS POWER THIS IS THE FEAR OF MAN I AM HALF MAN SENT FROM THE LAKE THAT BURNS ETERNALLY I WAS A CURSE AMONG MEN THE WRAITH THAT GATHERS SOULS IS THE GAME LIFE IS THE PLAYING FIELD REALMS CRACKLE AND BLEED ALL CREATION HOWLS HERE IS THE BLACK WIND NOW HAS COME CREATIONS END
My Dark Princess
MY DRARK PRINCESS MY DRARK PRINCESS magnify MY DARK PRINCESS HERE AT THE PINNACLE OF THE RISING MOON LOVING HER DARK EMBRACE CARESSING AND FULFILLING RAGE AND PEACE OVERCOMING LIGHT NEVER SHINING AGAIN BEING EXQUISITELY EMPTY ENJOYING SHADOWS AND FLAME HERE IS THE PURENESS OF LOVE OVERWHELMING DEVELOPING INTENSITY EXPLODING BLOOD FLOWING DESIRE
To The End Of Time
TO THE END OF TIME TO THE END OF TIME magnify "THE END OF TIME" NOW HAS COME ANOTHER DRAGON BRIGHT HAS THE SUN. SHINING LIKE THE MORNING STAR. NOW THEIR ARE TWO THAT ARE LIKE. SHIMMERING IN BLUE AND RED GOLD. COMING TOGETHER MAKING ONE NEW BEAST. MINDS ALIKE, BUT MADE UP OF TWO. 1 FROM THE EAST 2PHATHOMS DOWN 1 FROM THE NORTH 5PHATHOM OF THE RINGS OF DEATH. HERE ARE THE TWO MADE INTO 1 WHO ARE WE. TIME AND SPACE SEEING EACH OTHER. DISTANCE BETWEEN BUT CLOSE AND THINKING 1 IN THE SAME...
Good To Be Home
hello sexi fubar members,well ive been gone 4 three weeks been real sick i have alot of ratein and adding to do i have over 100 friends request i will get to everyone please give me sum time and im thank in everyone ahead a time for the adds and request and rats and so on,god bless u all have a great day :)
Re: No Law Says Parents Have To Get Their Children Vaccinated
RE: No Law Says Parents Have To Get Their Children Vaccinated ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 14 Nov 2007, 10:36 No Law Says Parents Have To Get Their Children Vaccinated News networks and state authorities are once again engaging in mass public deception by claiming that vaccines for children are mandated by law and that parents will go to jail if kids do not take their shots. In reality, there is no law that says you have to vaccinate your children and waiver forms for personal or religious exemptions are freely available. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/141107_no_law.htm
New Petttttttttt
I got a new baby yesterday. Her name is Ruby, short for Rubella. Shes a tan and white fancy rat. and shes TINY. My older rat BeBe doesnt like her very much yet and they are super jealous of eachother, anytime i try to take one out the other wants to come out too. they are cute tho. hopefully they'll start getting along. Right now BeBe picks on Ruby and jumps outta the hammock and body slams her. not ok!! Other than that, i drink far too often, and and pretty bored. I'm looking forward to next semester, although taking 19 credit hours is going to suck. blah Tomorrow Adams coming to see me, YAY thats all
Questions That Haunt Me
Can you cry under water? How important does a person has to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but only get a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the same cloths you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Whats disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggages? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it called a hearing? Why are you in a movie, but on TV? why do people pay to go up tall building and then pay to to use binoculars to look at the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
Howling Blood 1
HOWLING BLOOD NOW JOHN LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. PICK OUT A PERSON AND TELL ME ABOUT THEM ALSO THEIR PERSONALITY. "WELL I SEE A WOMAN WALKING DOWN THE STREET. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT SHE IS MARRIED AND SHE ABOUT TO MEET UP WITH SOME OTHER MAN NOT HER HUSBAND." GOOD WHAT ELSE TO DO SEE JOHN? CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT TYPE OF PERSON SHE IS? "NO. I CAN'T AT THIS POINT IN TIME. NOT GETTING TO STUDY MORE ABOUT HER." WELL LET ME TELL YOU AND LEARN. SHE IS THE TYPE THAT IS SELF CENTERED. SHE ONLY THINKS ABOUT HER WHATS,HER NEEDS,AND IF IT FEELS GOOD DO IT TYPE OF ATTITUDE. LOOK SHE IS MARRIED BUT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF COVENANT. THIS WILL BE YOUR FIRST TEST. SHE WILL BE THE FIRST TO PLAY THE GAME OF CHOICE. "WHAT ABOUT THE POLICE? WON'T THEY COME AND ARREST YOU AND CHARGE YOU FOR HER MURDER?" JOHN THE POLICE ARE JUST LIKE ANY ONE ELSE IN THIS SOCIETY OF SLEEPING SHEEP. THEY DIDN'T FIND ME IN CALIFORNIA,WHEN I WAS TEACHING THEM ABOUT THEIR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING, AND
Please Join Me Here
Please connect with me on WAYN, just click below: http://www.wayn.com/wayn.html?wci=register&wce=refferal&m=10701028&fm_token=5B4116C9551F645EA857B1E6D92CDA4F Kathy
The Wraith - Hell's Pit
Track 1 - Intro Also See: Backwards Messages "(Violent J) Welcome To Hell... (Shaggy) Why Did You Choose This? Track 2 - Walk into the Darkness "walk into the darkness, a place for those who choose to give a fuck less, wicked dark and heartless." "I'm going to hell, and I'm knowing it well, and I've got no problem showing it and going to jail." Track 4 - C.P.K "Hell is a real place..." Track 5 - Truly Alone "They say a man can only be alone for so long before the man's mind is gone." Interpritive: Hiding away in the darkness of your own sorrow you'll find yourself tempted by the Devil, in your weakest state he will find you, and then you'll find yourself walking the wrong path. Hell is no cakewalk. Track 6 - Everyday I Die "The pain, is all that I have anymore." "I've got too much time on my hands." An Eternity... of Pain "I see the witch... right on my chest, with his claws on my neck, screaming, I should of confessed." Track 7 - Night of the 44 Also See
Smiles
i have tomorrow off yay for me now i can't wait til i go home and go to bed woohooo :)
55
1. Are you taller than your best friend? nah he's a ugandan giant 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? pilot v5 precise in black or blue 3. Look at your planner for November 14, what are you doing? doing a survey 4. What color are your toenails usually? yeah....i have enough time to paint my toes. it's like putting a bowtie on a pig. i hate women who paint their toes but have the ugliest fucking feet. it's like drawing attention to a disaster. 5.What is the last thing you highlighted? some paperwork at school 6. What color are the curtains in your bedroom? pink 7. What color are the seats in your vehicle? grey 8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? no 9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? your mom's cho cha 10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? ennis and jack swift from brokeback 11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? i hate using those things.....people with their fucking nasty hands. and they are always
Bully
High Enough
I don't wanna hear about it any more It's a shame I've got to live without you any more There's a fire in my heart A pounding in my brain, it's driving me crazy We don't need to talk about it any more Yesterday's just a memory And we close the door I just made one mistake I didn't know what to say when you called me baby * Don't say good night (bye) Say you're gonna stay forever Oh, all the way Can you take me high enough To fly me over over yesterday Can you take me high enough It's never over Yesterday's just a memory. Yesterday's just a memory. I don't wanna live without you any more Can't you see I'm in a misery And you know for sure I would live and die for you And I'd know just what to do when you call me baby * repeat Yesterday's just a memory away I was runnin' for the door The next thing I remember I was runnin' back for more
A Matter Of Choice
The Law Of Attraction One of the most wonderful abilities we have is the ability to make choices. We can choose to think positive thoughts or negative thoughts. Likewise, we can make an effort to ensure all our actions contribute to positive outcomes or we can convince ourselves that negative outcomes are inevitable. Such choices can then have a profound affect on your life, for they are the seeds you sow in the universe. Your words and deeds, even the thoughts kept hidden in your mind, contribute to your experience by attracting similar words, deeds, and thoughts because of the Law of Attraction. It is a natural law, as easy to understand as "like begets like" or "what you sow, so shall you reap." It means that what you give to the universe will come back to you, giving you a huge measure of control over the direction and quality of your own life. If you are patient, you will no doubt be able to see the Law of Attraction at work in your own life. To give a simple example, a smil
60 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Guy!
I thought this was funny and cute! I hope you all do also! 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies?
Let's Boogie!
Awesome 15 Yr Old
Message: WRITTEN BY A 15 yr. old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA : New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed
So Looks Like I'm Creepy
I thought this place as a place to meet people and become friends. How is asking for a nice public meeting in a nice public fast food joint creepy? I don't understand, I go out of my way to plan it so you would feel safe, I saw those things on CSI and other crime shows where private meetings from the internet turn ugly, that's why I wanted it public. So how is that creepy? Is that you think I'm some kind of criminal because I have long hair and a beard? Is that it? That's bigotry and judgmental on your part. Or was I right all along, I'm ugly. Or is it something I can't possibly comprehend? Comment if it's neither of these two things. it's a wonder that I don't end it all.
Damned
DAMN this body for not being right! DAMN this soul that wont give up the fight! DAMN that machine that substains my life! DAMN why am I always at strife! DAMN the docs who cant fix this for me! DAMN this world, I wish to be free! DAMN the hur I feel everyday! DAMN that man who didnt stay! DAMN my heart that keeps beating! DAMN death who keeps fleeting (me). ( this one was written on one of those BAD days when dialysis was just too much, but in no way should anyone think that I feel this way all the time about life..I appreciate everyday that I am given to be with my daughter and son, and loved ones...just to clarify anything that someone may think about me....thanks for reading it)
Careeeepy!!!!!!!!!!!
I've seen this before but certain things I've seen lately brought it up again...omg dunno whether to be scared or sad for the "woman"
Re: Another Meaningless Taser Death
RE: Another Meaningless Taser Death ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 15 Nov 2007, 14:16 Another Meaningless Taser Death: Police Use Of Stun Guns Out Of Control The latest taser incident to be captured on film again highlights how fast our society is sleepwalking into a brutal police state where it is the norm for cops to react with extreme physical force and even torture towards anyone who acts out of the ordinary in any way whatsoever. http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/151107Taser_death.htm
Christmas Card Ideas.
I always send out strange Christmas cards to my friends online and shit anbd well, I am having trouble deciding what ones I wanna send.So Ill see what you all think.Id usually put this in the mumms but lately those have been filled up with a bunch of morons and assholes. heres the first one: Then theres the second one:
Metallica-fuel
Blessed
I asked for strength, that I might achieve; I was made weak, that I might learn humbly to obey... I asked for health, that I might do greater things; I was given infirmity, that I might do better things... I asked for riches, that I might be happy; I was given poverty, that I might be wise... I asked for power, that I might have the praise of men; I was given weakness, that I might feel the need of god... I asked for all things that I might enjoy life; I was given life, that I might enjoy all things... I got nothing that I asked for, but everything I had hoped foe; Almost despite myself, My unspoken prayers were answered. I am richly blessed
When You Love Someone
when you love someone you feal he is piece from your soul may be right or not right but the important is he make you happy for a time you wish the happiness continue for a long time but this matter is not by your hand it is by god hand. but if he in one day left you you will be sad but not for long time you will looking for another some one he award your love but just remeber the first one make you happy for a time dont hurt him if you remember him in one day plz remember yours good day not the sad dayes remember that this person love you and you love him you must making sure he is not to go to hurt you but the life want that and the god want that what can any one do ? the answer is nothing (right) but remember you must love another person and you must keep your mistakes with first away to dont lose the sacend . the life is lesson you must understand it I know you and you know me We've got a special kind of lovin' it seems
Mechanic/perv
So I took my van to be fixed to a local mechanic. He had a garage at his house, and is known for working on others vehicles all the time. My son had washed my van and had the brilliant idea of washing the engine along with... Consequently my van ran like shit, so I needed to borrow my dads car. (He got the ABS sensor wet??) It needed new tires (was pulling severely to the right and Im PRETTY sure that bump is NOT supposed to be on the tire), and I had no dash lights. (Ummm didnt know that meant I had no tail lights too!!!) Keep in mind, this is a piece of shit Chevy mini van. I saw him at the store, talked to him about it and that night took my van to his house and dropped it off, leaving a note in the van with my phone number and key. (Side note.. his lovely wife has cancer, and is a sweet lady.) Next night, I am out walking with my g/f, and we wander that way. She decides she needs to use the restroom at the convenience store, so she goes the block ahead, and I check in on my v
Blood Is Thicker Than Blackwater
Blood is Thicker Than Blackwater Keith Olbermann exposes the the relationship between the Krongard brothers and the sabotage of the investigation by the so-called unintentional offers of immunity to the Blackwater employees under investigation. Hat-tip: Crooks and Liars
Please Help Me
please leave comments and ratings on my photos need to evel up
Really
My Shoutbox ->jjhooper21: on what how desperate they are jjhooper21: it depends ->jjhooper21: what do girls really fall for this shit jjhooper21: u wanna find out ->jjhooper21: I do not know can you? jjhooper21: can i fuck lol! ->jjhooper21: can you what jjhooper21: can i fuck
It Lives!!!!!
To many who know me, Im known as the crazyfunny.happy Thacker. And for the past few years that IS who Ive been. But there are others out there, mainly from years back, that know that theres a whole other side to me. Theres a dark.twisted.demented.devious side to me. One that was caused by years of being peoples whipping boy. All the issues I had growing up, and I never had anyone to talk to about them. I tried with my parents, but all the advice they ever had for me was to turn to God. Ask God for guidance. Hell lead you down the right path. Yeah, that worked REAL well. A young kid kneeling beside his bed talking to God. And nothing ever happened..so apparently I was merely talking to myself. So instead of letting it out, I kept it all inside.let it sit there and fester for years. Until all that pent up frustrationangerand rage twisted my inner self into a deranged person. But a few events changed me. And the people responsible for that, know who the
Marilyn -the Beautiful People
To All
OK for all the KOW menbers that Im good with Im sorry. for the rest fo you Fuck Off Ihave been invited to another family and at least there they wont play games or any of that other shit. I just wanted to be a bomber but whatever its not worth it all you people are going to do is fuck me around So here is what I say to you * holds a shot* heres to you and heres to me if we should ever disagree FUCK YOU and heres to me SEE YA
First Timer! Getting My Feet Wet
Anyways, greetings, I'm Wayne...avid metalhead and rock buff (wrote reviews and did interviews for 16 years..some major artists, etc) just getting aquainted with the new website here. I'm not one to blab and hangout online so I apologize for anyone who waited awhile for a response. I gave up the music BS and have anice quiet job now just driving a van from state to state..it's a beautiful thing working by yourself! Drop a line if you're bored! Cheerzzz
Holy Shit Again
http://www.2girls1cup.com/ fuckkkkkkkkkk
Results
I did go to the doctor the other day, the results are kind of what I thought they would be. I have a slight bit of nerve damage the put me on some medication to help with the inflamation, and then they are possibly going to send me to a nuerologist. Then they are possibly going to have to do surgery .
Shout Box...and Stuff
Ok. my shout box is not working 100% of the time. So sometimes i get the message sometimes I don't...sometimes I've been getting the message but not who it is from...........SO...if i don't answer that is why. I'm tired, worn out and just basically exhausted...been running on empty for a bit now. SOoooooooooooo, I'm going to bed. Good night! Jenn
Kelis Ft. Nas - Blindfold Me
A Comment Made To Me.
I was told by someone here on fubar that for someone that is a christian that I have a lot of sinners and fornicators as friends. Let me just say this. God doesn't judge them so why should I? Love the sinner hate the sin. That is the way it goes. I won't judge a man or woman for their lifestyle period so why in turn should I be judged for my friends? I know that everyone I meet isn't going to be a Christian. Not everyone is going to agree with me. But I will love all with the same compassion as Jesus Christ. Jesus stood by a prostitute saying "he who has not committed a sin cast the first stone." As Jesus himself stood by her I stand by my friends in the same. That is why I have sinners and fornicators as friends. I keep friends that are sinners cuz we are all sinners. I love you all equally as God would. That is all I have to say about that. God be with you all.
Yeehaw
Just one more day then I get to fly home to New Jersey! I got to talk to everyone yesterday... my baby cousin turned two (and my grandmother turned 82!) Heh, Dad's deadset on me having a boy. I want a girl but a boy wouldn't be bad at all... but I have to give him a hard time. I went to the store and made copies of my U/S yesterday. An extra set for me, one for my mom, one for my dad, one for my aunt, and one for the baby's father. I asked him if he wanted a set but he didn't answer. *shrug* I got them if he wants them. I get to do a bunch of laundry today that I've been putting off. If I don't have to go out I don't change from my pjs so why would I need clean clothes aside from work stuff? But since I do want clean clothes for NJ I gotta do some laundry. So I get to do that and then pack. Thank god mom has a set of luggage now that I can borrow since the airline I used in May broke my big suitcase. The only other one I have here is tiny. It's also good that I'm only going t
Submissive Or Slave
Greetings. This fubar experience is something of a challenge. There have been those who feel that they are submissive yet they cannot oblige their own desires of chats with this Master they avoid these or create excuses to avoid these. This is not amusing. I make Myself available so that the confused or bewildered submissive can learn about this Lifestyle from another source outside those they deem as friends currently. I ask questions without hesitations. I am never concerned that something I say in response to comments or questions will bring upset feelings to the submissive... It is My Life to say what I Live as Right not to adjust because of current trends or definitions posted online. The submissive or slave question I receive is ridiculous. I am not here to justify that you do not like the tone or the pre-conceived notions of the word slave as opposed the word submissive... get yourself a life foolish ones... these are the same regardless of your thoughts. I do n
Mommy's Resolutions
- When I'm tired of hearing "mommieeeeee!" a thousand times each day, I will resist changing my name to "Please pass the spinach" or "TV is boring, I'd rather read." - I will develop an ability to have a conversation with an adult that doesn't revolve around labor pains or children's toilet habits. I will feel comfortable in the silence that ensues when neither of us can think of any other topic to discuss or remember we can always discuss the weather. - I will be more flexible about children's nutritional requirements by counting the ketchup and green crayon as vegetables. - When my children beg for a pet, I will buy them each a hutch for the dust bunnies that have multiplied under their beds. I will let them name each dust bunny. - I will count how often I repeat the phrase "You'd better listen because I will not repeat myself", until my children actually notice that I have spoken. I will not raise my voice until I have said it at least that many times. - When my kids
Help Out Kimmy
help kimmy out she needs 15000 comments
Our Country
life as a marine is a calling some can handle the stress and some let it get to their heads. i love being a marine its my job to protect this country and everyone in it everyone. some people look at us funny and some make comments about us. some shake thier heads as we walk by. and i ask myself why all we are doing is our jobs protecting this country that we all call home. so many of my family and friends have given thier lives and limbs to protect this country. i will continue to do so as long as i still have a breath in me or a fellow marine standing beside me.
Lucky Man
I have determined I am a very lucky man. Most of my really close friends know what has been going on in my life lately with work, school and my love life. A lot of changes, all for the better I feel. Things are hard and probably will be for a while, but I haven't lost my positive attitude about any of it. You need to be optimistic about things. As hard as any situation you face in life is, you need to look at it as a new beginning, a new opportunity or a learning experience. Over the past couple of weeks I have had the chance to make new friends and reconnect with old friends. I have been given so much support and advice from friends and family. It means a lot to me to know that everyone cares enough to listen. This last half of the year I realized that I have done a lot of new and exciting things. Some that I have never had the courage to do and some things I have always wanted to do. When I was in high school I decided that I would never have any regrets. That was th
Two Less Lonely People............
Two Less Lonely People Lyrics I wanted to dedicate this song to a guy ...but he didnt like it...am i to affectionate? :( please give me input

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