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Hear Me Tonight
The stench of yesterday’s spilt beer swells in my nostrils from the poorly constructed and oddly carpeted stage, in the little hole in a wall dive bar. The hum from the amplifiers and the monitors is an auditory reminder of what is about to unfold, as I grip my wood and steel that is strapped around my sweated shirt. Crash, Crash, slam. Drums sound good, as he winks to me with his approval. Thousand thoughts and a thousand moments of panic swell in my heart and head. I attempt to place myself in a private world, where I cannot see the two hundred eyes fixated on us, as we are cast from the darkness in the random array of blue green and red spotlights. The house lights fall to the darkness that will swell in the hearts of those who witness. While two sounds linger in the smoky black, the crowds howls, like demons ready to feed, and the hum of the amplifiers, ready to unleash the hell, that all crave. The howls turn into growls of starvation, as the four shadows tip toe in t
This Guy Is A Total Arse Hole Omg!
Ok so ive known this guy Mark for almost a year now, actually more then a year. And we liked eachother a long while ago, then he went and slept with some girls. So we stopped talking for a month and he came back saying how sorry he was. This happend 3 TIMES. Finally this last time i told him i would talk to him, but he needs to knock this crap off because one minute hes being a jerk and not talking to me. Soooo he made a cherry tap again, and added every single slut on here. I told him wow its real classy. And his response was "well if you supplied the pictures for me i wouldnt have to look at them and your being a bitch and wont do it so i dont want to hear you bitch about it!" Now for a guy that says he likes me, even though ive told him over and over and over i dont like him in that way, how sweet is that! lol im a bitch for not being a slut...interesting!
How To Eat Pussy
I got this from another page, but EVERYONE needs to check this out...boys, girls, women, men. I KNOW it's long, but damn it's worth reading...& then putting into practice!! How to Eat Pussy Hey, I have a lot of respect for everyone who likes to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And some of you who are giving it the old college try aren't really doing too well...or as well as you could be, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds someone who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. Remember, anyone can fuck, and those who can usually do satisfactorily, but the one who truly gives good head has got it made! Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her how beautiful it is, tell her which parts you like best, how it turns you on...t
I'm Back Now
sorry i've been gone for awhile but im back now and im looking forward on getting back in touch with you and i miss you all alot so stop by some time and i will try to write back. i hope you all have a great day. i will talk to every one later. got to go now. love always: Josh Batterman
   I have to write about how movies and music and tv affect or are affected by culture. I don't watch tv, much, I dan't watch many movies, and I rarely listen to music. I mostly qpuit watching tv when I joined the army. It seems to be an accuired taste, much like drinkinng soda pop. If you don't do it for a while, it tastes funny when you try it again. Another reason I don't watch movies or anything is because I analyze about everything. It takes the enjoyableness out of it. It's hard for me to sit and stare at something for hrs when i can't interact with it. It's weird to be upset that I have to watch tvand movies to do my homework. It really is frustrating to me though.  I changed the rant I had on my page to the" tests, fake friends, who gives a shit "one.Be sure to check that out if you haven't read it allready. It's one that garuntees you'll laugh or your money back.    I was bored and took a personality test on ok cupid today. It's not entirely like me, but I guesse it's somewhat
Why Am I Single??
Ok lets get this out in the open, I will share this with you.. I have been single for almost a year, My ex- left me when I was pregnant.So I had to go through all of this alone..Going to the doctors, hearing the babies heart beat,having Cory alone and now raising him alone..I thank god everyday for the gift is has givin to me..He has been a blessing in my life.If it wasn't for him and my family, I don't know where I would be today. I will not settle for anything but the best, when it comes to love and relationship..Tell me how can you give your heart when all that has been done to it, is it has been thrown away..I am so sick of someone saying they love me and just leave me..And I won't have it happen to my son ever...Once for him was enough.. So until someone can prove to me and my son that life can be better than being left all the time, I will stay single.. EJ
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Married On Ct!
How would one go about getting married on Ct?What's the whole idea behind it can anyone tell me please?Do you get points?I was going to Mumm but this seems more like a blog question I guess!!!
Lamb Shanks
Filed under Lamb, Low Carb, Main Course, Seasonal Favorites: Spring, Wheat-free Preparation time: 2 to 2/12 hours. The trick to delicious lamb shanks is to sear the shanks first to seal in the flavor. 2 Lamb shanks 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 onion, chopped 1 garlic clove, minced 3 cups chopped vegetables including carrots, celery, potatoes 1 cup stock or boiling water with a bullion cube Seasoning - salt and pepper, thyme, oregano, rosemary, one bay leaf Optional, and highly recommended: 3/4 cup raisins, soaked in sherry for a couple hours 1/2 cup of fresh mint leaves Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Season lamb shanks with salt and pepper. Sear in a tightly covered casserole dish on both sides until golden brown. Remove shanks to a dish. Heat oil in casserole dish until hot; add onions, garlic, and vegetables and saute for 5 minutes. Add shanks, boiling stock, seasoning, and raisins. Bring to a boil. Cover and bake in the oven for 1 1/2 or 2 hours or until shanks a
Taco Bell Guy
Tripp Bully Test~
life is to short to dwell on the small stuff. so you learn from it, live with it and get over it. if more people life by this they would come to see that life is only as hard as they make it
In Case
in case your wondering why im deleting pictures im makeing room for some good ones,so be pationt with me and if i dont get to respond it is because i am busy i will get back to you as soon as i can
Cell Phone Versus Bible
Cell Phone vs. Bible Wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone? What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets? What if we flipped through it several time a day? What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it? What if we used it to receive messages from the text? What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it? What if we gave it to Kids as gifts? What if we used it when we traveled? What if we used it in case of emergency? This is something to make you go: "Hmmm, where is my Bible?" Oh, & 1 more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill! Makes you stop & think "Where are my priorities?" And no dropped calls! P.S. DO WHAT YOU THINK GOD WOULD WANT YOU TO DO WITH THIS E-MAIL.
Back To Charlotte
It looks like I'm going back to Charlotte for the weekend. I'll be leaving Thursday morning and coming back Tuesday night most likely. Very soon I will be moving up there for good. I'm bored with the Durham area and I have my own reasons for choosing Charlotte. I'm looking forward to hanging out with people over the weekend!!! I had so much fun last time I was there and I know this trip will be better!!
My head is pounding,Causing great pain...Driving me crazy,Making me insane!!!Trying to avoid these evil illusions.I cut myself to rid these dillusions...My blood escapes the open wounds which I cut so very deep,Only time now till my body falls asleep.I grab my head and lay there still,Hoping this time I won't need to feel.In a fetal position up against the wall I see my blood begin to crawl...Away from me and into the night,I slowly begin to lose my sight...Throbbing in my head is calming down,soon I won't hear a single sound.My long black hair is wet and red as I lay here in my lonely bed.Playing with my knife that cut me so...Now it's time...Time for me to go.I'm slipping away for my body is dry,No reason to worry nor to cry...I had to do it,I had to go...Just didn't think it would be this slow.So don't you worry or even cry...It was just my soul that needed to die.
Walk Into The Fire
Walk Into The Fire By:Katherine D Walk into the fire my love Set thy soul to blaze. For life is as it is. Walk into the magnitude of glory As the flame torches our very essence of essence. Walk into the intensity of burning desire. For I shall approach you as a ghostly being I shall bear the sign of the night. Slumber shall be restless As I burn my name in your heart. Within your dream I shall dance-the dance That only lovers dances As the moon feeds my hunger. And thy will surrender to the huntress. As the warmth is the ultimate submission. Come The fire awaits-my prey
Outside in the fog, I wander. I’m feeling a little lost lately. Something’s missing, but nothing much has changed. Across the planet, she’s dreaming under a starlit sky. Something’s missing, but she’s sure nothing has changed. -Jack
When The Lady Smiles
Taste. If You Get 1 Back Your Lickable. If You Get 3 Back Your A Tasty Treat. If You Get 10 Or More Back You're Lick-A-Licious. Have A Kick Ass Day. Sending You Lickz, Bitez 'n' Kissez _________####___####___________ _______################_________ _____####################_______ ____#########_#_##########______ _######_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#######___ __#######______#_#_###########__ _____###_____#_____########_____ ______#_____#____########_______ _____#_____#_____####___________ ____#______#___#_#______________ ____#_____#_____##______________ ____#_________#_##______________ _____#______#_#_#_______________ ______#__#_#_#_#________________ _________###____________________
Important Information ;)
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colors and shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nestled in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Others are shaved clean for that deliciously soft and sensual look. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during lovemaking. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to give her a lasting impression and get her to BEG you for more. Hearing that you find her hot and sexy and that she smells good and tastes good while you are petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, makes her feel incredibly vulnerable to you, and can make a huge difference to her entire dynamic with you. A s mart man knows how to be sincere and to a woman, this is the differenc
Jamboree In The Hills
what the hell! i tried to buy a hat to put on my head to shade myself from the suns rays and i go into a skate shop and every single hat they had on their wall either looked like a sofa or like something flavor flav puts on his ghetto head freakin lame
Funny That You Opened
Body: T'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find a $20.00 bill on the ground * make-out with the person you like * find the love you always wanted BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles: "yeah i fucked her..... so? "FUCK U BITCH.........AND I HOPE U READ THIS" "I admit I sucked his dick " "BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY" "I GOT ARRESTED AGAIN" "OkAy, So i ChEaTeD On HiM LaSt NiGhT...SoOo" ''Baby I want you back, im sorry '' "Just to settle all the rumors... yes i did" "i am the walrus"=/ okay i added that one [charlotte] BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2yrs
Playlist For The 2 Weeks Of 6/26/07 - 7/10/07.
Anthrax - Persistance Of Time Atheist - Unquestionable Presence Atheist - Elements Bathory - Destroyer Of Worlds Black Witchery/Conqueror - Hellstorm Of Evil Vengeance Split Carpathian Forest - Black Shining Leather Cianide - Hell's Rebirth Civil Disturbance - The Battle Within Craft - Terror Propaganda Danzig - Danzig DarkThrone - A Blaze In The Northern Sky Deicide - Legion Echoes Of Eternity - The Forgotten Goddess Enthroned - Regie Sathanas Flotsam And Jetsam - When The Storm Comes Down Flotsam And Jetsam - My God Goatwhore - A Haunting Curse Hypocrisy - Inferior Devoties EP Impaled - Death After Life King Diamond - Fatal Portrait King Diamond - Abigail King Diamond - "Them" King Diamond - The Dark Sides EP King Diamond - Voodoo Kiss - Dressed To Kill Kiss - Rock And Roll Over Kiss - Asylum Kiss - Crazy Nights Kiss - Revenge Krieg - Destruction Ritual Malevolent Creation - The Ten Commandments Marduk - Panzer Division Marduk Megadeth - Peace Sells...
Is It True?
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colors and shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nestled in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Others are shaved clean for that deliciously soft and sensual look. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during lovemaking. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to give her a lasting impression and get her to BEG you for more. Hearing that you find her hot and sexy and that she smells good and tastes good while you are petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, makes her feel incredibly vulnerable to you, and can make a huge difference to her entire dynamic with you. A smart man knows how to be sincere and to a woman, this is the differen
R.i.p Memoms
For those who knows me and my brother simba are grandmother passed away last night at the age of 102 i just wanted everyone to know that we will miss her deeply but we know now that she is in a better place and with no pain and i hope she has a drink for us when she gets there. Memoms was like are 2nd mother to us while we were growing up as kids and she will forever be in our prayers and in are hearts. love you memoms and were see you again soon.
How Many People Don't Kno U?
* . . About You . . * Eye Color:: brown Hair Color:: blondish brown Height:: 5'2 Favorite Color:: babii blue and pink Screen Name:: gr33nguppy420 Favorite Band:: ne Favorite Movie:: cellular Favorite Show:: ne thing in particular Your Car:: 2003 firebird Your Hometown:: springfield Your Present Town:: don't have one just visiting Your Crushes First Name:: don't have one yet Your Grade:: graduated Your Style:: ne thing i wanna be at the moment * . . Have You Ever . . * Sat on your rooftop?: yes Kissed someone in the rain?: yes Danced in a public place?: yes Smiled for no reason?: yes all the time Laughed so hard you cried?: yup Peed your pants after age 8?: hell no Written a song?: all the time Sang to someone for no reason?: yup Performed on a stage?: yup well for school Talked to someone you don't know?: of course thats how u make friends Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: yup and got stabbed in t
Starfish Got Hammered!
I was working on my reef last night when I accidentally knocked my red knobby starfish down into my hammer coral. I was able to get the starfish away from the coral but not before it sustained some stings from the coral. Today it is all fucked up. Two of it's legs are all shriveled up. I'm hoping they will regenerate and it will be OK.
No One Else On Earth
Thai Shrimp Stir-fry With Tomatoes And Basil - Slimmed
Difficulty: Easy Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 10 minutes Yield: 4 servings You won't have to sacrifice taste or satisfaction to save calories with our Thai Shrimp Stir-fry. With 400 fewer calories than a similar sized serving of Shrimp Scampi, this is a dish worth trying. 2 tablespoons soy sauce 1 tablespoon water 2 teaspoons Southeast Asian fish sauce 4 teaspoons light brown sugar 3 tablespoons peanut oil 3 cloves garlic, chopped 1 tablespoon grated, peeled, fresh ginger 1/2 to 1 teaspoon red chile flakes 1 pound large shrimp, peeled and deveined 1/2 medium red onion, cut in 1-inch dice 1 medium yellow pepper, seeded, cut in 1-inch dice 1 jalapeno chile, thinly sliced into rounds 2 cups cherry tomatoes, halved 3/4 cup torn fresh basil leaves 1/4 cup torn fresh mint leaves 2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lime juice Serving suggestion: Jasmine rice In a small bowl, combine the soy sauce, water, fish sauce, and sugar; set aside. Heat the oil in a large non-st
Im Always Naughty
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Boneless Pineapple Chicken
3 cup boneless chicken, in chunks Deep Frying Batter 2 cup All purpose flour 1 3/4 cup Corn flour 2 tsp baking powder Salt 2 beaten egg yolks Cold water Pineapple Sauce: 2 cup water 1 can pineapple juice 1/2 cup white vinegar 1 tsp salt 2 beaten egg yolks Corn flour 1/4 cup white sugar Place flour and corn starch in mixing bowl. Add salt, mix dry ingredients well, add cold water to form a thin batter. Add beaten egg yolks and fold in baking powder (do not stir). Let sit for five minutes and fold again (do not stir) just before using. Prepare deep frying oil at 350-375 deg. Dip chicken chunks in batter. Deep fry 3 to 4 minutes until chicken is cooked. Remove and place on lettuce leaves on platter. Pour hot pineapple sauce over chicken and serve hot. For pineapple sauce bring water to a boil, add pineapple juice, add vinegar, salt, sugar and food coloring. Season to taste. Boil continuously, add corn starch (mixed with water to form thin paste) to
I say this to Ruby all the time. Look at the happy hour sponsor. What kind of job does she have that she can buy so many happy hours???? I wonder if they're hiring!
~ Charlie Daniels - In America After 9-11 ~
Come And Dance With Me , Mchaell :-)
Not A Sport
How would you like it to be whacked hard over the head as a "sport"!? Norway and Canada have a new kind of tourism. Killing baby seals. They call it a "sport".. You want to call this a sport ? Is he a sportsman? Why? You're our only hope !!! This barbarism shouldnt be possible in our society..Dont turn your back on us, we are defenselessI know these images seem painful for you, but we feel the pain. We are being slaughtered and its going on RIGHT NOW...What gives him the right to kill us? Who is he to decide about life and death?What kind of sport is this? I didnt harm anyone. I was just swimming around.. Please help me and my friends... You cant just ignore these images.. Keeping silent and doing nothing makes you guilty...Please help us Please dont leave us alone...STOP THE KILLING OF SEALS You can make a statement by reposting this to get as many people as you canto repost this. Bring these murderers to the attention of world leaders.Thank you!!!!hit reply to sender and copy it fr
This Will Give You Goosebumps
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, ' 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They
Happy Humpday My Friends
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How Hard Is It?
How hard is it to really find someone? You spend a lot of time looking for that perfect person. Just when you think you might have found them you realize you were totally wrong. Anyone have any thoughts on this?
Did I Do Something Wrong
What did I do wrong? can you tell me by yourself, or do I have to ask? Why are you ignoring me why don't you tell me things anymore? I tell you everything you know everything about me but you don't care, do you? what do I have to say to make it better, what do I have to do to make your life better? you deserve a good life and if I make it a hell then throw me away and I'll back off just tell me what I do wrong just tell me and I'll back off you won't here a thing from me what did I do wrong tell me please I just want to know and then you won't have trouble with me anymore *just tell me,,*
New Questions About Jim Morrison's Death
PARIS - The official story goes like this: On the last night of Jim Morrison's life, the rocker went to a movie in Paris, listened to records, fell ill and died of heart failure in his bathtub at the age of 27. But rumors have always swirled around the death of The Doors frontman and, 36 years later, a former Paris nightclub manager is telling a different story. In a new book, Sam Bernett says that Morrison died in a toilet stall of his club after what he believes was a heroin overdose. He writes of his shock on finding Morrison's body: "The flamboyant singer of 'The Doors,' the beautiful California boy, had become an inert lump crumpled in the toilet of a nightclub." Bernett, whose French-language book is called "The End: Jim Morrison," says he believes two drug dealers brought Morrison's body back to his apartment. Bernett, who was in his early 20s when Morrison died in 1971, went on to become a prominent radio personality, rock biographer and a vice president of Disneyland
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Pan-roasted Chicken And Vegetables
1/2 lbs. red potatoes, cut into 1 1/2-inch chunks 1/2 onion (1 lb.), cut into 6 wedges 2 garlic cloves, peeled 1 tbsp. olive oil 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. ground black pepper 1/2 tsp. dried, crushed rosemary 1/2 lb. skinless, boneless chicken thighs, each cut into quarters 1 (10-oz.) bag spinach, stems discarded Preheat oven to 475ºF. In roasting pan, combine potatoes, onion, garlic, oil, salt, pepper, and rosemary; toss to coat. Roast vegetables 20 minutes, stirring once. Add chicken, tossing to coat; roast 25 minutes longer or until juices run clear when thickest part of chicken is pierced with tip of knife. Place spinach over chicken mixture and roast 5 minutes longer or until spinach wilts. Toss before serving. Garnish with rosemary sprigs. Serves 2
This Is My Horoscope, Hmmm
There's no delicate way to say this: Is a loved one talking too much? Perhaps they're nervous about telling you something. Whatever they're trying to keep a secret isn't a big deal, but for some reason, they're stressed.
(hadith) Remember
The Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him) said, "Remember more often the destroyer of pleasures – death.” At Tirmidhi Hadith Number 579 from Riyad us Saliheen Volume 1 Chapter 65 Narrated by Abu Huraira (r.a.)
Shrimp Spaghetti
4-ozs. thin spaghetti 1/2 cup butter 2 cloves garlic, thinly sliced 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. monosodium glutamate (MSG - may be omitted) Dash of pepper 8 jumbo shrimp 4-ozs. mushrooms, sliced 3 tbsp. grated Romano cheese Cook spaghetti according to pkg. directions. In skillet, melt butter over low heat. Add remaining ingredients, except cheese, and sauté for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Combine shrimp mixture with spaghetti. Stir in cheese. If using smaller shrimp, add more than the amount specified. Serves 2
D.c. Caribean Carnival
I kinda slacked off on posting these pictures, the actual date i took these was the 23rd of June, I took alot more pictures than just these, the streets were crowded with people, I was actually suprise there wasn't any fights and its Washington D.C., wow!  Talk to the hand devil dog!
The Perfect Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password, something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in.... P... E... N... I... S... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: **PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
Very Sad...
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly brok
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my friends are assholes, can't get a hold of them haven't seen them in a month almost and i leave in just a couple more weeks, fucking dickwads
Yay! Its Me
* . . About You . . * Eye Color:: Brown Hair Color:: Black Height:: 5'11" Favorite Color:: Black Screen Name:: Scrawny Pale Guy Favorite Band:: Queen Favorite Movie:: The Notebook Favorite Show:: Mythbusters Your Car:: N/A Your Hometown:: Billings,Montana Your Present Town:: Reno,Nevada Your Crushes First Name:: Monica Your Grade:: graduated from High School Your Style:: sweats and a tshirt * . . Have You Ever . . * Sat on your rooftop?: Yes Kissed someone in the rain?: yes Danced in a public place?: yes Smiled for no reason?: yes Laughed so hard you cried?: yes Peed your pants after age 8?: Nope Written a song?: yes Sang to someone for no reason?: yes Performed on a stage?: a few times Talked to someone you don't know?: yes Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: yes Made out in a theatre?: no Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: nope Been in love?: yes * . . Who was the last person to . . * Say HI to you?: my neighbor Tell you, I love you?: my
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Yes I Am Taking A Stand!
What Do You Think About This
something happened yesterday that hurt me really bad and i was just wondering if i am blowing it out of proportion or if i have a right to the way that i do. I was off from work yesterday and my husband worked, he was injured at work and was taken to a local hospital for medical help. the incident happened around 10 am and i found out about it at 5pm that evening when he was on his way home. when i asked him why he didint tell me that he was injured and was at the hospital most of the day he said that he didnt want me to come over there and sit with him. this comment hurt really bad and made me feel as though i am not important enough to contact if something really bad happens to him. he told his coworkers not to contact me as well. if something had happened to my husband i would not have known anything about it until it was too late to say goodbye or for our children to say good bye to him. am i wrong for feeling hurt and angry at him for this or so i have eery right to feel the eay t
~ 3 Doors Down - The Road I'm On ~
Dale Jr get out there and kiss his ass :) lol
We All Bleed The Same
When your heart gets hurt do you not cry. When you are praised do you not feel good inside. When you are down sometimes you want to be alone. When you are happy you want to be involved. When you are confused sometimes you feel dumb. When you are convinced no one can prove you wrong. It's amazing that you can have so many different feelings and have so many different moods. Knowing not everyone feels or acts the same way you do in those situations but they do feel or act that way sometime. The differences in people are like night and day. One is happy and sunny, the other miserable and dark. Everyone has their own thing, thats what makes us different. It doesn't matter what color, religion, ethnic background, sex, or anything we all bleed red and have feelings
Yes It Has Been
Yes I have been having a bad days of late...I think I made someone very mad at me also...even if she hasnt said so.....Hopefully she will forgive me....can't help myself sometimes I get so out of my head that I do stupid things.....I hope that she knows I really do Love her...
Xstacy 101
I was having a good month. My hustle was good. My game was tight. Thangs was lookin up for a brotha. I was tryin to graduate from the nigga stage move up to brotha. In other words i had been off the streets for a min and was workin a regular gig wit legal hustles on the side. I was feelin good bout myself, so when the phone rang and a lil hazel eyed chick i had been spittin at called me up to blaze one, i thought why not. I was on my way to my boys crib to help him do a lil yardwork around his crib and told her to meet me there. I pull up and roll 1 in the van while i waited on my boy and her to arrive. He showed up first talkin bout he was tired and really didn't feel like workin no more that day. cool was my response. I told him bout the chic swingin thru and he shrugged it off like whatever and hit the shower. I heard a horn outside and went to greet her. We sat out side chit chattin and chiefin when he said he had a flick he wanted me to see. I invted her in and he pushed play on t
Mike Let The Cat Out Of The Bag Today.
If you haven't seen this post. Here it is. FUBAR will change the world! sometime next week i'm going to rename the site to fubar. you'll still be able to go to, or both will go to the same place and all the old links will still work. you're probably asking yourself why is babyjesus such a psycho? well, if you've read my blogs you'll notice i've never been a super best friends fan of the name cherrytap...(anyone get that reference?) fubar is also much faster to type. besides, the name doesn't make the site... the people that use it do. before any rumors start: * no the site hasn't been sold to anyone, it's still the same crazy folks running things. * no we're not planning to do anything different on the site after the name change. * we're not resetting accounts or anything. * old salutes with in them are still valid, but after the name change you'll have to specify fubar in all new salutes. * once we have fubar
The Road I've Chosen
Once before I have been pushed down, and hit hard into the ground.. But I knew I had to continue on, so I picked myself up and went along.. As I went along the road began to get longer, but i I knew if I kept going it would only make me stronger... I knew my destination was so far away, I cant give up, I will continue this road day after day... Suddenly up ahead, a crossroad was found, and which ever I continue down, I cannot turn around... I chose the road that looked easier for me, the obstacles ahead I could not see.. The road began to get narrow and thin, and I began to tire, not knowing what will soon begin.. My belief in continuing started to die, I could no longer walk with my chin high.. Storm clouds forming in the sky, all around me, dusk began to fly.. And as the rain began to fall, I slowed down and began to stall.. Gusting winds began to surround, all I could hear was a thundering sound.. My feet turned into heavy bricks, and my arms felt as
Starting From Scratch
so, this is a lot harder than i thought it was going to be. my entire life revolved around my mom. it wasnt a burden, i made sure thats how my life was. i love her more than anything. my social life was shoved to the back burner. i dont know where to start. ive got my few close friends who have really been there for me through all of this. then those friends i dont see that often but who i know i can talk to if i ever need anything. but i honestly feel like somethings missing. maybe its just the empty space now that my mom is gone. i dont know when this is going to get easier. ive gotten good at not showing how upset i am because i know that will just upset everyone around me...not to mention i know that my mom would be furious if she saw all of us all mopey. but fuck...this is the hardest thing in my life i will ever have to deal with...i miss her so much. i miss sitting in the front room talking about life at 2 in the morning when we both have to get up at 6. i miss sitting in her ro
Fire In The Night
Where was I, When I first looked at you. Lost in my own turmoil, Not knowing what to do. When I saw you again, its like I was in a trance. One look at you And my heart began to dance. With that look in your eyes And that smile so right. Sprang my heart back to life On a cold and lonely night. Your eyes and smile sparkling, Your hair all aglow. How far my heart will fall, This I'll never know.
since i cant post a mumm i guess this will have 2 do 4 now...kk 1st of all im not n jail so that gettin new car this weekend...i got job interview next wk & im suppose 2 go look @ new house next wk 2 so.....who thinks they're man enough 2 handle me? real men only need 2 apply tyvm :)
KARMA... What goes around , comes around. Just wait when someone does you wrong and hurts you, it comes back on them. Same with you, you do wrong you pay. Just be patient what you think is justice for your hurt will come back on the person who hurt you. You don't have to do a damn thing. Just wait patiently. But watch what you do cause , you do wrong its going to come back and bite you in the ass. No one is perfect by no way or means. We can only try to live our lives the best we can. You going to hurt some one unintentionly it happens all the time. Just don't do it on purpose, cause your going to get yours in the end
Hell Yeah I Got To Drive This!!!
I finally got to drive my dad's 1974 Ford Ranger... I drove it once before but that was when he had the 390 in it... Now with the 460 he said it was to much power for me... YEAH RIGHT!!! lol Well yesterday my dad came over and he let me drive to the store!!! IT WAS FUCKIN' AWESOME!!! God I love that truck... I can die happy now lol... My dad said I was acting like a little kid with a new toy... LMAO HELL YEAH!!! I finally got to drive it after he dropped that big 460 in it... And I did good... I didn't hot rod, mainly cuz my dad was in the truck with me and so was Mykal... But I sure wanted to open that baby up though lol... But I was a good girl... YEAH ME!!! lol I am a happy camper now lol... I got my wish... lol silly aren't I!!!
I Did It! With 1 Hour 45 Minutes To Spare!
Yep, I today wrote a song 16 minutes and 48 seconds long from scratch, having it up on myspace before 11pm GMT having started it at 12pm, using a variety of different riffs, 2 guitars, a bass, drums and vocals. Sound quality is shocking, just how I like it. Visit the Earthwhore myspace site to have a listen. The song is called Soul Dejection and the lyrics can be found in my Words blog section. Enjoy.
Love N Life And All That Logic .
lets see where do i start. well lets just start by telling everyone what a broken hearted head case i am and where this is coming from lol. i have been emotionally abused from childhood to marriage and ya u know. well heres my deal.insead of this ruining me it has made me a better person and more honest and caring for other peoples feelings but i still tend to ware my heart on my sleeve for some odd reason and im so cold at the same time. by saying that i dont mean i trust everyone who walks thru the door simply means i tend to still have a heart my own self regardless of their screw heres how i see it i feel that when people screw up their are reasons and weaknesses ,we all have .and we mess it all up to hold a grudge . that isnt realistic to me but if an azz hole does this on on purpose because their so cold they dont care anymore RECOGNIZE! and DROP ! so we sit and the good people are sitting in sorrow because they dont understand how the so called bad people can hurt yet it
"sometimes In Life, You Find A Special Friend..
Someone who changes your life.. just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop.. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door.. just waiting for you to open it. Thank you for being that kind of Friend.
A Lot Of Something About Nothing....
You know....I dont even have a point to this shit, so it should be interesting. Do you ever feel like the world revolves around you? I mean, I don't wanna seem concieted or anything but thats how I feel a lot of times. I mean what other proof do I have that it doens't? How do I know that there ARE actually people outside of my house right now living life? How do I know that they aren't all just sitting there waiting to be a part of my life? I have no proof, and neither do you. For all you know I could just be a person put into your life to do what I was meant to do in your life and then after that I would cease to exsist. You follow? Probably not but w/e. See this is what I'm talking about. I know your reading this and getting so confused about what I'm talking about but I understand it as clear as day. So as far as I'm concerned the world either revolves around me or I'm just some intrigal part of someone else's life. Which means that I was meant to write this. Which means that n
Signs You've Had Too Much Of The 90s
You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted." You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?" Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page. Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. The concept of using real money, ins
Just Another Day
Well it's the weekend and I'm dreading going back to class on Monday. Then again I just gotta suck it up like a big girl and get back into the grind of the school thing and say to myself only 3 more semisters after this one. Then I can be out of school and out of my job and on to Baton Rouge for good. Hope everyone is having a great weekend. Be safe and if your doing things I'm not. Then do it enough for me too :P
My music describes me best so my moods and feelings aren't coming out on my profile so check out my playlist if you'd like to hear
Fucking Yahoo Got Hacked
add my new fuckign screen name fakepeoplesuck28
Most Important Men In A Girls Life
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
My First Salute Pic
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Fetish Fun Family Members
We have started a new family called "Fetish Fun Family" or "FFF" in interested in joining please contact me and I will add you to the list. I have very few request if a member. ************************************************ 1. Try to help other members when they need it, like with comment bombs, rates or downraters. 2. Try to watch out for members bulletins 3. Add either "Fetish Fun Family" or "FFF" to your name. Or in your profile where others visiting your site can see it. 4. Have funnnnnnn , and communicate with each other. Share pic ideas and comment on pics we all like to hear comments (good i hope lol). 5. No downrating each other in public, the rest of CT does that to us LOLOL. BUT!!!! Most of all HAVE FUN and get new friends.. Here is a link to some of our members, stop by and visit there site. If interested in joining contact me and I'll get you added to list. Master of One ~Founder of "Fetish Fun Family"@ CherryTAP Slave to One ~ Fetish Fu
I really need your guys' help so just go to this link here: Rate the picture, comment (and bomb the picture if you know what that means), and show this to all your friends. I will rate your profile, all your pictures, fan you, and everything else. If I win this thingI can get a free 7 day cherry I would love ya so much and appreciate it!
A Rant... For The Hell Of It...
No Smoking No Parking Better not drive too fast Just one gun to a customer Get them while they last You’re free to do what you want So long as you don’t do it here The guiding light In the land of opportunity Is fading fast A man’s home is his castle At the whim of the people We can’t graduate a literate person Yet we will let anyone with a heartbeat Over the age of 18 vote And sometimes without a heartbeat too “For the ‘good’ of the People”…. I’m people What about what’s good for me? What am I supposed to tell my kids, if I ever get around to having any? That someday, If they’ve lied, stolen, cheated and destroyed enough They can be president and above the law? Thanks Messieurs Clinton and Bush For that little gem. Protesters behind barbed wire What’s next, Re-education camps? They’ll probably call them “Tolerance Seminars” I think we’re about 10 or 15 years away from a second Civil War (haves vs. have-nots) Look at where we
Well I have 5 days befor I move to Salt Lake City to have a fresh and new start!!! I am going to miss my friends and my family here but i feel this is somthing I need to do for my self. I well keep ya all posted and all love ya all.....
Wandering It feels as through I just wander. Listlessly through this world. Without a thought, then they pour in. Just like life, the water, covers me. I cry, though. Without the thoughts I wouldn't live. Life no meaning. I would just wander. But still I am wandering, only with thoughts Not without them. Just without you. my friend. I am wandering. maybe we wander together. and will pass in the night. Yet I hold no hope for that. I realize your gone. Yet hope inside. your not. that you are out wandering like me. Quiet thoughts, screaming in your head. tears streaming from your cheeks. Like mine, looking, searching. wandering. I will find you, I will cry with you. Or I will cry alone. As I am wandering. Hoping to find you. Wandering.
AM To believe in what I am. What I was, what I could be. I am who I am, I know this. I love this. But why? Doesn't someone see. The soft, teary, gentle lover beneath the rags the riches. Under all the cosmetic improvisions. I am true. I am love. I am anyone and everyone. All you could ever want, need or yearn for. I am everything to everyone, but nothing to anyone. I am a sister, a daughter. I am a faceless stranger in every crowd. I am colours, I am pale. I am green, with envy. I am who I am. High maintenance, low self esteem, conceited, aggressive and recessive. I am mortal, eternal. Everlasting. Lasting forever. Dying to live for a day. This day. The day we all share. I am you, I am afraid of what I do not know. I am fearless, in the face of danger. I am strong, weak. living for the moment. Dying for a chance. I am everyone. I am a child, a lover, a friend and foe. A dreamer, a do-er. I am, Who am I? I am human.
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Job Interview At Vet Clinic
Well..if any one cares.. i got back not long ago from my "Job Interview" at a vet clinic (Salmon Creek Vet Clinic), reason i used quotes was it wasnt much of an interview lol they called it a working interview so i pritty much just helped out around there for an hour or so...walking dogs, cleaning cages and such, they showed me how to do alot of the stuff...soo i should hear back from them by wendsday or so they said... on a side note its 9AM ive been up since 6:30 id usually be sleeping or went back to bed but im full of coffie so that wont be hapining lol...
Cupcake's Poster Contest
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Three Murders
Study Carefully.....the clues are so blatant youwill be kicking yourself if you miss them!Don't look at the answers until you are sure youhave all three right. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Mystery one A man was found murdered Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these answers: The wife said she was sleeping. The cook was preparing breakfast. The gardener was gathering vegetables. The maid was getting the mail. The butler was polishing shoes in the pantry. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know? ------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Mystery two A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere and no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other crusader wearing a cape. H
My Suicide.....
My Suicide The bottle drops perfectly to the floor. it’s hollowness makes an aching noise as the last pill taunts me. I want to be numb. refuse to feel anything while my tears sting my face, forcing me to notice. but my wrists ache too much. everything slows down. the world dissolves. I see flashbacks like a movie. one scene at a time. .two years old. .five years old. .nine years old. and now. I just want to lay on the ground. I want to feel the coldness and emptiness engulf me. its all I know. im fading from a distance I could hear the vague echoes of a siren disturbing the night’s silence. I still had her picture pressed against my chest. its what kept me going all those other times. touching the paper face wishing I could bring her to life. heart beats settle into oblivion. I cant hear anything other than hospital noise and panic. her voice drowns out the world and it lingers in my ears “I L
Broken Wings Of Solitude...
Broken Wings Of Solitude... A new religion beckons He'll be saved in thirteen seconds The voices in his head bid him His friends found a peaceful nation Suicidal salvation As he smiles and pulls the trigger He never found peace Till he was released He'll be welcomed well There are no outcasts in heaven or hell Just earth On earth is where children cry On earth is where dead men lie And god has shed tears for you Cause wasn't Jesus an outcast too He lives his life in sadness Dreary lonesome sadness Just a boy to be bought No longer fearing of hell He gladly hung himself When the cocaine wore off The drugs could not hide The pain on the inside Just a normal boy An outcast of the world On earth is where we can find God's gift of suicide The gift that saves the lost The gift with a cost He cries himself to sleep And the violins scream His girlfriend gone with another Now he's had enough How high can he ju
Underoath - Reinventing The Exit....
12th and Hyde on a Sunday Feeling like were gold And we're nothing short of invincible (Invincible, invincible) It starts again, can you feel it? It takes your breath away Stop saying that we're invincible (It's round and around) You're uninviting, unrewarding And I'm misinforming you, misinforming you We all want to be, want to be somebody Right now, we're just looking for the exit [Chorus] This is the way I would have done things Up against the wall, up against the wall You got me up against your wall This is the way I would have done things Up against the wall, up against the wall You got me up against your wall It's you and me on a Monday The lies that we told This is where we both go numb now You broke my heart again this time You're fading now, you crossed the line You crossed the line We all want to be, want to be somebody Right now, we're just looking for the exit [Chorus] Reaching out for a hand, it's not here But you're not here, but
If I Could But Grace Your Lips With Mine.
If I could but grace your lips with mine. If my breath could blow upon yours. It would tell you tales of my heart. My love for you flows deep within me. Beating my heart which in turn bumps at my chest, with naught but a glance from you. Lips slide and tongues flicker. Fingers clutch at your back. You slide by me and disappear. Only to appear again. In your gaze I hear your voice. Singing to me. The notes dribble from your lips and drop against my breast. Entering my very entity. Sensuality entrances me. Lust envelopes me, love surrounds me. If I could but grace your lips with mine.
What Element Are You
What Elemental are you?Earth ElementalYou are an Knome, who are the Earth Elementals. You have a practical nature, and are very grounded. You prefer spending time out in nature rather than locked up in your house. You are very protective of yourself and those you hold dear. You can be stubborn when you set your mind to something. How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Guessing His Age...
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. An old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools." One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can!Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age." Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 91 years old!" "How in the world did you guess?" The ornery old grandmas snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!"
Garlic Beef Stir-fry
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 4 servings, about 2 cups each 2 cups instant brown rice, uncooked 1 lb. beef sirloin steak, well trimmed, cut into thin strips 1/2 cup KRAFT Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing, divided 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 Tbsp. cornstarch 5 cups mixed cut-up fresh vegetables (red peppers, broccoli, green onions) 2 Tbsp. lite soy sauce 1 tsp. ground ginger 1/4 cup PLANTERS Dry Roasted Peanuts, chopped COOK rice as directed on package. MEANWHILE, toss steak with 1 Tbsp. of the dressing and the garlic. Add cornstarch; mix well. Heat large nonstick skillet sprayed with cooking spray on medium-high heat. Add steak mixture; stir-fry 3 min. or until steak is cooked through. Remove from skillet; cover to keep warm. ADD vegetables, soy sauce, ginger and remaining dressing to skillet; stir-fry 5 min. or until vegetables are crisp-tender. Return steak to skillet; stir-fry 1 min. or until steak is heated through and sauce is thickened,
This Weekend
Ok so Im an old biker bitch who loves a good party. and this weekend we went to the Seven Sons MC party. Go every year and every year i get into the titty contest and every year i come home w/ more money than i had. So anyway had a blast this weekend. But on the way home we have to pass a factory with the biggest American Flag youve ever seen. and i had country on the radio. It was Toby Keith Have you forgotten. Ok so anyway im blaring the music and singing and i come over the ridge and there is that flag, standing spread full (was a nice breeze) and waving like it has forever. This may sound stupid but i had shivers, and a lump in my throat, It seems for a moment i had forgotten. Its amazing how we continue to fight, and die for what now? does anyone have an answer, and dont call me a hater, my dad got a bronze star in Iraq. Im not a hater, i have never been more proud of my country or the men and woman fighting. But again i say someone explain why we still are?
For The Love
for the love i have with in me, for the love that no one can see. for the love i have for you, for the love thats never more true. as i write these words of love, and express the needs of my heart. for what we once shared, can never be torn apart. as you read these words i have wrote, and understand my true feelings. let this be my little note, there can still be a new beginning! written by; talented tongue
When You Love Someone!
When you love someone you tell them when you love someone you show them when you love someone your every though is of them When you love someone your life is filled with purpose When you love someone do they love you back when you love someone do they show you they care when you love someone do they think of you everyday when you love someone do they feel it deep down inside Longing for your embrace Longing for your kiss longign for your touch Longing for you How do i know you really care how do i know your realy there can i feel it deep inside burning like the fires of hell never to be extinguished The longin i feel will never falter no mater how you may see me no mater how you feel for me the love i feel is never ending and shal endure throughout all time!
Making Love
You crawl upon me You whisper sweet nothings to me Your soft hands ez my breast You slowly go down kissing my chest Creeping your way down to my pussy You lick it,you tell me you love it You make out with it You make me feel like its a god. Your penis grows large As you slowly and gentle press it against my skin You kiss my neck and my lips Slowly applying pressure Your long hard cock makes its mark deep inside my wet pussy We both are so hot Barely able to keep it calm I run my finger nails down your back I push my hips up to feel you more I nipple on your chest saying to you "please don't stop". You tell me I'm about to cum I feel it Warm and deep inside me You kiss me and make me feel loved We keep going, I slowly but swiftly move to my side You run your hands all over my breast, while your fucking me hard Moaning uncontrollable You reach over and play with my clit , while your penis is enjoying being thrust by my Squirming , I cum, Your penis is soake
so i started to take hydroxycut and its been about a week and i have to quit taking it, becaus eits been giving me killer headaches. theres 50$ down the tube... grrr
Home Remedies.....
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use th e WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them
Slowdown Therapy
1. Slow down. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has richness that takes a lifetime to savor. 3. Set your own pace. When someone is pushing you, it's OK to tell them they're pushing. 4. Take nothing for granted: watch water flow, the corn grow, the leaves blow, your neighbor mow. 5. Taste your food. Nature provides it to delight as well as to nourish. 6. Notice the sun and the moon as they rise and set. They are remarkable for their steady pattern of movement, not their speed. 7. Quit planning how you're going to use what you know, learn, or possess. Your gifts just are; be grateful and their purpose will be clear. 8. When you talk with someone, don't think about what you'll say next. Thoughts will spring up naturally if you let them. 9. Talk and play with children. It will bring out the unhurried little person inside you. 10. Create a place in your ho
There's a pain that sleeps inside It sleeps with just one eye And awakens the moment that you leave Though I try to look away The pain it still remains Only leaving when you're next to me Do you know, that everytime you're near Everybody else seems far away So can you come and make them disappear Make them disappear and we can stay So I stand and look around Distracted by the sounds Of everyone and everything I see And I search through every face Without a single trace, of the person The person that I need Do you know, that everytime you're near Everybody else seems far away So can you come and make them disappear Make them disappear and we can stay Can you make them disappear? Make them disappear There's a pain that sleeps inside Sleeps with just one eye And awakens, the moment that you leave And I search through every face Without a single trace, of the person The person that I need Do you know, that everytime you're near Everybody else seems
i think...i died. seriously. except im sitting here typing... so i must not be dead... i must just...uhm...feel dead yes that must be it. did yard work for a few hours this morning/early afternoon... then of course one must take a shower to rid themselves of sweat... then i ventured the 1/2 hour drive to the Walmart to pick up an aquarium for Meems...and all the stuff we order to turn it into a terrarium for her venus fly trap...n the other carnivorous plant i cant remember the name of... its actually pretty cool. she's trying to feed it flying ants. muahahahaha bought mahself another mini rose...a yellow one this time...AND a big ol John F Kennedy. if you dunno what a JFK rose is...go lookit too tired to explain it to you. got some sheers n stuff like that too. and a closet thing...cuz Meems closet is just a diaster area and when i have more money i really need to just re-do the entire thing. maybe next month. oh! speaking of next month...
Friday: The girls dad calls, sends money. Saturday: Strange phone call, My recent ex's mom calls and wants me to come visit. She apparently met her son's new "Skinny white gf" lol And how she missed me. I have to politely, smilingly decline as I was heading out the door just then... but I take a raincheck, As I missed her too. An hour later I find myself with my cousin Doreen at the first guy I seriously dated, in his gf's condo, meeting her for the first time. A cute little asian girl, and my ex is nervous. I take it all in stride, but couldnt help but notice how fidgety he is. I always knew we'd make better friends than lovers. And I was right! I was pleased to meet the gf finally. lol I tried joking with her, but she doesnt find it funny. Great. So my jokes aren't funny, I'm thinking... lol *at least I found it amusing if she didnt* We plan for a game night in the near future, and shortly after I make my ex carry the huge box of hamster things down to the van. Good job I
Cherry Haters
What the hell is up with the latest rash of retards wanting to vote everyone a one or less? Most of them dont even have a pic, or if they do have a pic, its a single shot of somthing stupid or some butt uggly fook. I mean, dont get me wrong, Im not the best looking guy around, but for some fresh meat ahole to come on and give ppl a one as a rating?? what the F is up with that. My rule, if I see something that I really dont care for, why rate it at all, just move on and have a great day. Are these Haters that bad, that they just have to pass their mizory on to everyone else??? Weeeeeeeee I feel so much better now..
Character Assasination
You know, i cant figure it out. This is something thats been around as long as man could comunicate."Character assasination" is an ugly little creature fed by jealousy, hate, fear, competition and even love. A guy breaks it off with a girl she starts murdering his reputation. A girl tells a guy no about a kiss on a date the next day hes making her sound like a whore to all his friends. Why must people attack somones character every single time they are upset by hat person. Can't we as people just leave well enough alone. Seriousily people, if i break ur heart fix it dont make me look bad to your friends and even strangers. If, I say no to you, dont tell people i did the opposite just to mke urself look good. And, finally if someone is doing the best they can and thats not enough, instead of beating them down and insulting them a few words of encouragement might be just what they need to pick up the ball and run. So, in closing please remember that CHARACTER ASSASINATION IS A CRIME!!!!!
Randominess Take 3
i could not cry for one day the world would be fabulous
Guest Books
to every one, if you have a guest book I sign it,my comment S S L = Showing Some Love hope u return the favor by signing mine
Hell Has Frozen Over... The world has come to a screeching halt, lol. I'm comment bombing AND asking for help with it. SO...if anyone is as bored as I am, please come help Bats win :D
Well, things have been hectic... i haven't blogged in a while, and i haven't even really been online much. Things have been too nuts. Dennis is down here, finding a job... and been staying with us.... thats been, interesting. Plus it's been hectic as hell.... the last few days have been calm and nice, but before that it was this huge fight, and it sucked. I'm too stressed out to deal with him being an ass. Although the past few days, like I said, have been nice, He hasn't really been causing any problems, and been quite nice. I feel bad for Tiff cuz I know she's stressed as hell too... him and I fighting and all... i know she doesn't wanna hear it... so, i feel really bad,... but i dunno... i'm not sure what to do... i don't wanna fight with anyone... i just want shit to calm down... will that happen??? OOOHHH no cuz that would be way too easy!!! anyhow, works been cool.... kinda stressful but cool.... other than that, i guess things are ok... hope everyone is doing well!!!
~ Nora Jones - Come Away With Me ~
They Tried To Fire Me!!!!
so yeah last night when i got to work... i was asked y i was there! i couldn`t help but to give my manager the stupid look and and be like well im sopose to be working hence y i`m here. then she told me that i had been fired the night be for due to a no call no show! well then i told here that it wasnt posibale cuz i wasnt sopose to work on monday! then i was told that they changed the schuel and that no one bothered to tell me my new hours! witch last time i remember once its posted you cant make any major chenges to it! oh well i still have my job there sadly but i`m on the hunt for a new and better job!
Humpday Baby
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Almost forgot humpday cant be doing that now. I am surviving so far with my broken ankle just making the best out of it lol e-mail me anytime sweeties.. Lorie'
An extra-superficial "fan" of ICP/Psychopathic Records; a punk-ass that just ran out and bought all of ICP/Psychopathic's albums yesterday and claims that they are a "true" Juggalo. I got all your albums. I just got them yesterday, but I'm definitely a Juffalo!
Try This Kinda Fun
I'm katiebug1920!This is the 3D me.Make your own,and we both get Coinz!
Oh Gawd.
I often find myself between to rocks, These rocks are heaven and hell. Personally i do not believe in such worlds. To many people ,seem to jump the fence when it comes to religious matters. On that note, I am a true believer that i may not be educated enough to state any sort of fact on either so called worlds/past times. I honestly do believe that people only believe in such places,because they want to believe that death isn't going to be the end.They want more,We live in a world based on things,and we want more things. This is just my opinion ...keep that in mind.
How do I know when I've met my Soul Mate? There will be an instantaneous familiarity, a recognition, and an innate understanding and connection from the beginning that cannot be described logically. You will be psychically attuned to each other, and will feel so alive in each other's presence. It's as if when together, you feel more enhanced, alive, and excited! You can communicate on many levels at the same time, often "tuning into each other" and "knowing" what is going on with the other person. There will be a shared sense of purpose. A deep love, and a feeling of "knowing" each other on a soul level. It will feel as if you are with your true counterpart on every level. All of the feelings are mutual. There is a deep soul-level bond, and a deep feeling of having much in common on many levels. Physical passion can be extremely intense, or in some soul mate relationships, there is more of an intellectual stimulus, and many times it is both combined. There is chemistry, passio
What Is My Sexual Zodiak?
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at
Yes It Is F U B A R
FUBAR is an acronym that commonly means "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition"; see below for other variations. It is attested in the United States Army and other military settings, as well as civilian environments.Depending on situation or habit, "all" can be replaced with "any," and "repair" can be replaced with either "redemption," "recognition," "rescue," "reality," "recovery," "relief," or "reason." The concept is generally the same regardless of the exact wording used. FUBAR has also commonly been interpreted, especially in a computer science context, as "Fucked up but all right," meaning that the system design is fatally flawed, but (as implemented) works anyway. COOL BEANS.......
My Favorite Place To Stay At
the Bull Dog hotel in Amsterdam it the best place to party were the party is 24/7
The New Names
Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000
What Men Want
There is much confusion out there about what, exactly, guys are looking for. Browse through your neighborhood Barnes & Noble and see the tables covered with books about how to land this guy, that guy, that guy's rich, married friend, etc. Sigh, after all the millenia we have attempted to co-exist and yet it remains such a mystery. The truth is it's quite simple. Men want someone really, really insecure. Not just about their weight or their hair but someone that cannot make a decision about what cereal to eat for fear they will choose incorrectly, and naturally lose their true love forever. Men also want someone who isn't afraid to drink too much and act like a senior at prom after one too many gulps from the NyQuil. Honestly, is there anything more entertaining or heart-warming than being with a grown woman who shows the world her panties when falling over in a crowded eatery and then vomits on the door to your car? No. Real men treasure those moments when afterwards, fu
Misfits - Astro Zombies
whaOh, all I want to know All I want With just a touch of my burning hand I send my astro zombies to rape the land Prime directive exterminate The whole human race And your face drops in a pile of flesh And then your heart, heart pounds Till it pumps in death Prime directive exterminate Whatever stands left All I wanted to say And all I gotta do Who'd I do this for Hey, me or you And all I wanted to say And all I gotta do Who'd I do this for Hey, me or you whaOh, all I want to know All I want With just a touch of my burning hand I'm gonna live my life to to destroy your world prime directive and exterminate The whole fuckin' race Then your face drops in a pile of flesh And then your heart, heart pounds And it pumps in death prime directive exterminate The whole fuckin' place well All I wanted to say And all I gotta do Who'd I do this for Hey, me or you And all I wanted to say And all I gotta do Who'd I do this for Hey, me or you
~ Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son ~
I can't take anymore I have no more wings I can't take anymore The gates of heaven sealed Don't you hear me... Don't you hear me... Don't you fear me... Of never coming back Do you know what it's like When heaven's hung in black I can't take anymore Our walls are black and bleed I can't take anymore No rooms here for your screams Don't you hear me... Don't you hear me... Don't you fear me... Of never coming back Oh, no more tears please Hanging heaven black No don't you leave me to die... Don't you leave me to die... Don't you leave me to die... No don't you leave me to die... And you'll know what it's like The wailing wall of sighs Hanging heaven black And you'll know what it's like When paradise is blind When heaven's hung in black Time - How can you say That I've no time Am I blind - now you say that Heaven's blind, yeah Across the bridge of sighs, blind, time, time Oh Lord, don't you leave me to die... No, don't you leave me to die
What Horror Movie Death Would You Have?
Immoral Death How will it happen?You will be forced to drink tequila until you die of alcohol poisoning. 'What horror movie death would you have?' at
Many people think that love has to be earned, which is the furthest thing from the truth. It's just there, accessible to everyone. The only work that has to be done is to realize that you're intrinsically lovable. somehow that...makes things better i dunno exactly why...yet. but i'll figure it out...eventually. i could still use a good wire washing. and theres no volunteers. pffffffffffft *gets coffeenated*
Please Help Out A Good Friend!
My Sorry Ass Life
My phones will be turned off today, I went to make my payment last week and it accidently went through my moms account instead of mine so now my step dad is pissed and turning off the phones because i can not make the payment, so yeah happy bday to me, life fucking sucks. Heather
Have You Ever.....
Have you ever sat there and thought about your life and wondered what was next? I've been doing that a whole hell of a lot lately. My life isn't exactly where I would like it to be and I know I have taken that out on a lot of people that don't really deserve it. To them, and you know who you are, I m truly sorry. I find myself wanting so much more from life then what I have right now but I am at a loss for how to get there. Maybe working and going to school will help me get to where I need to be. I only pray it isn't at the sacrifice of others. I'm in a new relationship with a woman that I really care for but we haven't had as much time together as I know she would like. I'm hoping that once the work and school schedule get straightened out that we will be on track to where I would like us to be. Bear with me know I got nothing but love and respect for you! I guess that is the end of me rambling right now. Thanks for letting me get it all out!! XOXOXOXOXOXOX :) M
If I
if i touch your heart would you stay with me? try to be mine and just believe? if i kiss you, and hold you tight, could i keep you, in my life? if i try so hard, what would you say? would you put me down, or help me find the way? if i touch your mind, could you stand my pain? would you leave that moment, and everything change? if i love you, more than you've known, could there be that chance, that's never been shown? if time goes by, and you want to go, would you give up, or let me know? if your sad, would you shed your tear's? i could only promise, i'll be here. i'm not perfect, so forgive me please, give me the chance, i'll try to believe.......
A Kiss Carried Across The Miles...
I sit by the window, looking at the sky, I blow a kiss and watch as it floats away. Carried by the wind it goes higher and higher across the clouds and over the hills. Moving over the land that separates us, it finds the way to your bedroom and lands on your lips while you sleep. You feel a warmth while you dream and turn in your bed. My kiss has started its magic spell as it spreads throughout your body, bringing passion into your heart and my love to your soul. I love you, my darling, and send my kiss to you each night, so that you will feel my affection each evening, knowing that you are my special someone, the one I love so dearly. As I look into your eyes, knowing your intimacy is penetrating into my soul, my heart opens only to you as you engulf me with the tenderness of your touch. You are the angel within my heart and the one who has become my everything in life. You are the special someone who I live for and who I cannot live without.
Good Morning
good morning my awsome friends i want to thank you all for the gifts and rating and commenting my pics love you all have a good day dont forget to smile
...shit fuck. So last night I went to Bone Bash, Laidlaw, Pat Travis Band, Kenny Wayne Sheppard Band, and Lynard Skynard. Well that show was great all the bands were just on point, and I got to chill with friends. Pictures are up in the Bone Bash album in my pictures. Now I'm up this early cause my friend Heather was working graveyard and she's wanting to hang out after work, so I'm up before 8am on a Saturday after a concert, damn I haven't done this since 3 years ago when I took my SAT's.
A Song That Currently Claims My Heart
"Never Too Late" This world will never be What I expected And if I don't belong Who would have guessed it I will not leave alone Everything that I own To make you feel like it's not too late It's never too late Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late No one will ever see This side reflected And if there's something wrong Who would have guessed it And I have left alone Everything that I own To make you feel like It's not too late It's never too late Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it all around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late The world we knew Won't come back The time we've lost Can't get back The life we had Won't be ours again This world will never be What I expecte
My Account
I'm Not A Joke!!!!
Recently things has been going on with me that no one is really understanding... i have lost a few friends because of it... but then again... did i lose them because of my life or because they dont know what its like to be.....honest?? i dont know.. if you cant be honest with me.. then dont even bother tryin to be my friend.. plain and simple... im getting so worn out on tryin to be someone im not... either you like me for who i am or dont like me at all.... anyways....... more later on
Fuck Love
I fall for a guy every time. And every time i get hurt. I am fucking giveing up. I am just going ot be single the rest of my life. I will never find that one guy who really cares about me. Fuck them all.
Whore Me Out!
I need to level up on my other name---MUMMS are blocked--AGAIN Sher Tastyliciousss@ fubar
No Regrets....
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Apple Brandy Chicken
Apple brandy chicken, made with chicken breast halves, apple brandy, cream, onions, and butter, along with mushrooms. INGREDIENTS: * 4 chicken breast halves * salt and pepper * 8 ounces sliced mushrooms * 2 teaspoons olive oil * 2 teaspoons butter * 1/3 cup apple brandy, such as Apple Jack or Calvados * 4 green onions, chopped * 1/2 cup whipping cream or heavy cream PREPARATION: Flatten chicken; place chicken breast halves between pieces of plastic wrap and gently pound until thinned out and uniform in size. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. In a large heavy skillet, heat olive oil and butter over medium heat. Add chicken breasts. Cook for about 5 minutes, until browned, then turn. Add mushrooms and cook for about 5 minutes longer. Add green onions and apple brandy and cook for another minute, until chicken is cooked through and mushrooms are tender. Add cream and thyme; simmer until thickened. Taste and add salt and pepper if needed. Serves
you guys suck and you know who you are, my birthday is in 30 min and you have to take your crush off me? sorry if i dont talk dirty to you and have class, go find some cheap slut on here, theres plenty i dont want your crush anyway loser
Nonstop To Nowhere
I'm on the lame train I got a first-class ticket on the nonstop to nowhere Where it takes me I don't know I guess the tracks you make are your own Well it's 5 o'clock in the morning And I can't fall asleep again Times are changing and moving fast Way too fast for me Seems like only yesterday I was skipping school and stealing gasoline I've been talking I guess you call it Talking a white lie One minute I'm on top of the world And the next thing you know Sometimes I just sit and daydream And I just slip away from here If only I had a crystal ball Or could invent a time machine I'd go into the future Take a good look around And see what life has in store for me I've been walking I guess you call it Walking a thin line One minute I'm on top of the world And the next thing you know I'm on the lame train I got a first-class ticket on the nonstop to nowhere Where it takes me I don't know I guess the track s you make are your own It's like achain gang going
Okay so normally I would brag about this. I like american idol, I always have ( behind closed doors that is ). Well Levi won tickets to go to American Idol, and it was the final 10 or something, well tonight was the night that we went and let me say it was amazing. Other then all the teenyboppers. We were in an executive suite and it was just one of those things that I feel like Im beer nuts sneeking into a cavair party. It made me feel very out of place at first, but then it was just amazing. I have nothing to compare it to, and plus it was my 1st concert ever anyways, so it was just indescribeable. It was something that I will never forget.
Drinkers' Fault Finding Guide
Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. Fault: Mouth not open when drinking or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect. Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear. Fault: Glass is empty. Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom: Room is spinning. Fault: Somebody is spinning your barstool. Solution: Vomit on person doing the spinning. Symptom: Feet cold and wet. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault: Loss of self-control. Solution: Go and stand beside nearest dog. After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training. Symptom: Lap cool and wet. Fault: Drooling on yourself. Solution: Change position so that y
Following Warning Labels To Be Placed Immediately On All Varieties Of Alcohol Containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of
A Group Of Professionals Posed The Following Question To A Group Of 4 To 8 Year Olds:
"What does LOVE mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined: °When my grandma got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandpa does it for her now all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. Rebecca- age 8. °When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouths. Billy- age 4 °Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving Cologne and they go out and smell each other. Kari- age 5 °Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French Fries without making them give you any of theirs. Chrissy- age 6 °Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. Terri- age 4 °Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. Danny- age 7 °Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still wan
July 23, 2007
You trust someone's opinion implicitly, but they tell you some information that you really didn't need (or want) to know. Before you react, examine this person's motivations. Are they speaking from the best place?
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up?" "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man,"was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my
14 Reasons To Deport Illegal Aliens...
1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. 2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. 3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens. 4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English! 5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies. 6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens. 7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates ar
Andras Pandy:
The Marc Dutroux case left the Belgian government reeling, so judges went back over old cases to see if serious errors had been made. They re-interviewed Agnes Pandy, the mousy then 38-year-old daughter of a protestant minister. Her whole demeanor made her easy to ignore. A lackluster young woman, blank unblinking eyes behind nondescript spectacles, she seemed to be the kind of person who wandered around the fringes of life, always overlooked. Perhaps she had issues with her father. She certainly had seemed a little odd when she first walked into police headquarters claiming that her father had turned her into his sex slave. Her tale was one of imaginable depravity. She talked of how her father, a bookish churchman, had raped her when she was just 13. Her will had been totally subjected to his. By the time she was finished talking, Agnes had implicated herself and her father in the murders of five family members. The body parts that would later be pulled from the mud in Pandy'
So I didn't log on to fubar in a few months...  I've noticed a feature that I enjoyed before isn't being utilized...  What happen to the lounges?  I use to enjoy going in those from time to time and listen to the different tunes and see what kind of interesting conversations are being had.  I see the list of lounges, but they always say inside "0"...  what gives?  Am I missing something?
Single..... woot! lol
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Ecstasy's Solar Flare
Ecstasy's Solar Flare I come to you with the sun, like the sun. While dawn steals over the windowsill my body steals over yours. Covering you, warming you, rousing you. Feel the heat slipping across your body As morning slips across disheveled sheets. Crimson-tipped fingers flicker over waking flesh. Open your sleep-glazed eyes to me. Turn your face to me; turn your need to me. Intensity grows, my skin incandescent under your touch. Parched lips, yours, seeking oasis, desperate for relief. Press them to my throat, feel the fire throbbing there. Drink the steam rising from my glowing skin. Moist lips, mine, searing sinew and brawn with every brush. Sending your blood roiling, your veins scarcely contain it. My tongue licking at your rigid, straining body, Trailing liquid flame down your arching form Pulling pained hisses and moans from your tortured being. The conflagration rages on, limbs twine and tangle, A coiling confusion of flesh, set ablaze by lust. Mouths
I have friend, “Alex”, who I met a couple of months ago. I’ve mentioned Alex a couple of times to a few of my CT buddies...if you don’t remember she was the one that I was hooked up with on a blind date….missed the date (I was sick), she came to my house(with a mutual friend) a couple of days later to see how I was doing, and I answered the door in my bathrobe….which opened as I was talking with them…and yes I was naked and still noticeably aroused (I was watching porn and playing on CT that morning). She is a really cool girl who is a blast to have around. I have to admit that I’m a little smitten by her…she is pretty and has a great body too. When we go out we are constantly flirting with each other….We can't keep our hands off each other – she is so sexy and is always ready to “play”– We’ve come really close to fucking two or three times so far…something or someone always gets in the way. Alex has light blond hair, green eyes, legs that are almost too long for her body, a great a
Withdrawal Method For Birth Control
Withdrawal Method for Birth Control Description The withdrawal method has been practiced for centuries and is always convenient and available. All it involves is the man attempting to withdraw his penis before he ejaculates. Effectiveness Control over ejaculation is not very easy and the withdrawal method is known to be the least effective form of birth control. For the average couple, the withdrawal method is only 82% effective. This is due to the fact that some men find it difficult to control the point of ejaculation and accidentally release sperm into the vagina. Accidents like these are particularly pervasive in younger men with little sexual experience. Failures can also occur because the clear liquid discharged from the Cowper’s gland before ejaculation is rich with sperm cells. Since it is difficult to tell if this pre-ejaculate is leaking out of the penis, the withdrawal method is deceptively unsafe. Directions Before ejaculating, remove the penis from the vagina.
Thursday Night
Today Is International Disturbed People's Day
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally PEE yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special.
How Sex Starts
...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply!!!
I Worry...
I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public. -George Carlin
If Your Reading..........
If your reading this, you got way to much time on your hands! You need to get a life! HEHE......Luv U....BYE
Need Photoshop/photo Editing Work Done?
Hey, if you need some photoshop work done, like editing photos, making some graphics, etc etc, send me a message. Right now, I've got some time to burn (a little bit) and don't mind volunteering my time to help you awesome FuBar peeps. Who knows how long I'm going to be this nice. But. Just send me a message, and we'll do some cool stuff. For a few examples of stuff I busted out super-quick-style on a whim, check out my photos section, and the images of the amazingly sexy Holly Hearse in the "Photo Editing" album. Want to see the originals? Go to Holly's account and look at her "Photoshoot with Dave Wright" set ( Dave did a great shoot with her, and she's always super-talented, but the lighting was craptastic. It's fixed now :D. So, if you want some work done, let me know, and we'll talk! And to Dave Wright - Please don't get mad that I photoshopped your work! As a photog I know the rules behind that, but, well... I
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
Today Is ..... International Disturbed Peoples Day
Today is International Disturbed People's Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally wet yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special. I couldn't resist!!
Doggie Dictionary
Doggie Dictionary Author: Fido Dalmatian, Professor of Doglish, Dog University LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your Person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest Room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do This properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the Drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps. SNIFF: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose As close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat Several times, or until your person makes you stop. GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test Your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid Off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine Wrappers to shred, beef bones to cons
True Love
A Friend's Love says: " If you ever need anything, I'll be there." True Love says: " You'll never need anything; I'll be there." - Jimi Hollemans -
Do You Remember Last Night????
Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails. They taste so good, so you have a few more and then the DJ plays your favorite oldie -- 'I Will Survive,' so you're off to the dance floor. After an hour or so of shakin' your goodies, the DJ plays that irritating head-banging music, so you rejoin the group for a rest and another cocktail, or three You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you. YOU buy him a drink He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get along really well. When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you. You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop. "I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear
sorry guys had to delete the nsfw to mark them so no one can report me but i am getting them back up
The Path!
Sometimes the path we take dosnt always seem right. sometimes life gives a choice and with that choice someones gonna get hurt. yet we make these choices everyday regardless of what the outcome may be. we follow the path we chose blinded by our own desires. we dont stop to think how the choices we make will effect other people. we just plow ahead on the path of life so many times we have seen sorrow, pain, death, missery, greed, and lust this is all a part of everyday life so blinded we walk along the path of life Faced day by day having to chose which pain to endure Is it your own pain you inflict? or is it pain you inflict on others? No matter what choice you make, in the end the outcome is the same we all suffer the burdens of everyday life, but we all push on day by day surviving untill the next path is choosen!
Wht About Me
Pussy Ass Niggas
Douglas Adams
The major problem- one of the major problems, for there are several- one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To Summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, the least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. And so this is the situation we find: a succesion of Galactic Presidents who so much enjoy the fun and palaver of being in power that they very rarely notice that they are not. And somewhere in the shadows behind them- who? Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to do it can be allowed to?
Vanity's Chess Game
Vanity be thy game Involve me not in it For whenever stripped of One's own exterior We are only all one in the same. Why would thou Beckon me with Your fumes of stupidity?!? Burning away the fragments of life Right before your very eyes Only for hell to hope For something eternal indeed To welcome you beyond death's door.
I Think It's Nice.
My sister calls me yesterday to tell me that the people at her job want me to do their craft fair this year. They think my bracelets will do really well and especiall my rosaries since they are always the first to go. I don't mind since it's around the holidays and that'll be a good time to get some extra cash in. If that one goes well there was another one I wanted to do. So let's hope for the best! Guess I better get cracking this weekend and start making bracelets and rosaries! :D
Have We Really Gone Back To The 1950s? Fiesta Bowl star Ian Johnson says he's hired wedding security because of racist threats July 25, 2007 BOISE, Idaho (AP) -- The Boise State running back who scored the winning points in the Fiesta Bowl, then proposed to his cheerleader girlfriend on national television, says he has hired security for their wedding because of racial threats. Ian Johnson, who is black, and Chrissy Popadics, who is white, are due to be married Saturday in Boise. ADVERTISEMENT Since his Jan. 1 proposal, Johnson said, he has received phone calls, letters and some personal threats from people who object to their marriage plans. "You take it for what it is -- the less educated, the less willing to change," Johnson, 21, of San Dimas, Calif., told the Idaho Statesman for its Tuesday editions. "But we're not acting like we're naive to all the stuff that's going on. We know what's been said. We're going to
Ensign: Standards
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 27 July 2007 When the children's book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was originally published in the United Kingdom in 1964, the Oompa-Loompas, Willy Wonka's imported assistants at his chocolate factory, were originally described as pygmies from the darkest reaches of unexplored Africa. Concerned this depiction might seem racially insensitive -- whatever that means -- to American audiences, when the book was published in the United States (and in all subsequent editions, even though the 1971 and 2005 movie adaptations skirt this entirely) the Oompa-Loompas' appearance was revised: "His skin was rosy-white, his long hair was golden-brown, and the top of his head came just above the height of Mr. Wonka's knee." I first heard Ch
Which One Do U Prefer? Having A Kid?lol
I Demond An Explanation For This Faggotry (funny As Hell)
Funny Pictures at
Chillin Wit' Mah Peeps (cute Pic)
Funny Pictures at
I attempt to wait patiently... By the phone for your call... Until I finally realized I mean nothing at all... To your sickening, twisted, relentless, obsessions... That tore me apart with so many unanswered questions... But I know... It was a joke, a fallacy from the jump... Should have seen through your lies, couldn't even see your eyes... Trusted the words that entered through my mind... From the same faceless kind of device, that's your vice... My advice... Take your pathetic little inflections and... Nevermind, I'll just stand to the side and observe... The silly little games that you play... So absurd... I could think of us together in a singular context... Without considering all of the tests and trials, that you failed... Straight to hell... Is the mantra that I yell... In the face of the one who I thought was the one... But this one turned out to just be another one... One... Two... Minus me... Plus him... Equals. You.
My Thoughts At The Moment!
If love is like a seed growing and takes work, how come nothing is growing even though I'm working my butt off? I feel Ignored, Pushed away, Uncared for, Not good Enough, Played . &hearts JEN-
The Real Thing That Tears Famlies Apart! Heather Graham's parents think she's a porn star Posted Jul 26th 2007 3:04PM by Sandy Maple Filed under: Lifestyle, Family togetherness, Moms, Dads, Celebrity kids, Movies Well, maybe they don't think she is an actual porn star, but according to Heather she may as well be. Heather says that her strictly religious parents severed contact with her after she played a roller skating porn star in Boogie Nights. The 37-year-old actress says that her role in the 1997 movie was so explicit that her parents were "horrified." Not willing to listen to her point of view, they decided that because she played that role, she must be like that in real life. "It would be nice if I did have a good relationship with my family, and yes, part of me longs to have a mum and dad who love and accept me for who I am. But if they never do, it's OK," she says. She also says that because of her sexy movie roles, men
Thoughts Of Love..
Thoughts Of Love.... Love is forgiving Even though it is hard to forget Holding hands and never wanting to let go Hoping that tomorrow will be as wonderful as today Sharing secrets in a star- spangled night And most importantly love is knowing That you will never be lonely again
Luscious¢¾Mami - (Fan/Rate me before you add me, plz)@ fubar She is helping me with a favor...and i need your help returning the love!! Thanks to all who help me out!!!
"Limp" You wanna make me sick; You wanna lick my wounds, Don't you, baby? You want the badge of honor when you save my hide But you're the one in the way Of the day of doom, baby If you need my shame to reclaim your pride And when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists I never did anything to you, man But no matter what I try You'll beat me with your bitter lies So call me crazy, hold me down Make me cry; got off now, baby- It wont be long till you'll be Lying limp in your own hand You feed the beast I have within me You wave the red flag, baby you make it run run run Standing on the sidelines, waving and grinning You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun And when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists I never did anything to you, man But no matter what I try You'll beat me with your bitter lies So call me crazy, hold me down Make me cry; get off now, baby- It wont be long till you'll be Lying limp in your own hand
My pc went kablooey last night. I'm on the laptop right now. I hadn't backed up any of my photos lately (I don't care about the ones of me - I can take more of those) because we've been moving and honestly, the computer has been the last thing on my mind. I just want the ones I need printed off my hard drive and then I can throw the stupid thing out the window. I NEED THOSE PHOTOS. :( Just ranting, I guess.
~~Remember when your high school coach would tell you to hustle? The stars are giving you the same nudge, astrally speaking. It's time to pick up the pace. Not only will you finish, you might just take the prize!~~ Well ok! This one could be interpreted so many different ways! I'm not even sure which direction to go with it. I know that my heart automatically jumps at horoscopes like this one! I don't seem to be the one in control of the pace that's getting set though, so I don't know that I truelly have alot of options other than trying to be patient. Which is sometimes very difficult for me! When I know what I want, I want it now!!! LMAO In reality though there are other forces at work all around us, and sometimes we just have to sit and wait until it's time. Sucks, and I hate it! But today, I am not the boss! Don't really know that I would want that kind of power anyways, but sometimes it sounds good!! So here I sit, waiting for the forces that be to get thing
Just Getting Used To This
Havnt really go the hang of this one yet just trying to figure it all out
Info On Mastiffs
I own one english mastiff pup. I thought I would share this info about mastiffs. The history of the Mastiff stretches back over 2,000 years ago in England; however, ancient Babylonian artifacts showing pictures of Mastiff-type dogs date back nearly 5,000 years! There are Asian arts that show Mastiff-type dogs around 1121 B.C., and they are included in writings of Herodotus, Caesar, Marco Polo, Chaucer, and Shakespeare. The Mastiff was bred to be a war dog, which is hard to believe if you are the beloved parent to a Mastiff! History shows Mastiffs hunting lions, fighting bulls, and even driving an elephant to its knees. Mastiffs were also known to be led into war by the thousands and being fierce fighters! There are even records of them being fought in the Roman Coliseum against bears, lions, tigers, bulls, boars, other dogs, and humans. Even though their reputation was as a vicious fighter, they were also well known as guard dogs and loyal companions. In later years, the Mastif
Good Morning
goood morning all my awsome friends just want to say ty for the rates and the comments and the gifts i hope you all have an awsome day and dont forget to smile
Take 1
Okay as we all know this is common practice. So why are there still some who feel the need not to do this. Just wondering. So in the next day I will be going around my fans/friends/fans list and fanning who I've missed and or Removing who has not done the same. So for all the cherrys and the fu's thank you for following the common practices and for the one that feel they..... well good luck.
This Is How Geeky My Girlfriend And I Are
We were up in the wee hours of the morning being silly and joking and snuggling and we came up with the ultimate nerd gangbang. So I had her post it up on craigslist as if it were a serious add. Here it is: Craigslist ad! And while you are there, please click on the "best of craigslist" thingy! Thanks.
When You Say Nothing At All
You touch... I talk... I know I talk too much... :) It's a lovely song... oh and don't read into the color... I mean words. ;) It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart Without saying a word you can light up the dark Try as I may I could never explain What I hear when you don’t say a thing The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all All day long I can hear people talking out loud But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd Old Mr. Webster could never define What’s being said between your heart and mine The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There’s
Divine Chicken
Ingredients: * Rotini pasta * 4 boneless, skinless chicken breast * 2 bags frozen stir-fry vegetables * Sun-dried tomato Alfredo sauce * 1/2 cup olive oil * Seasoned salt * Pepper * 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese Method Spray pan with nonstick olive oil spray. Sprinkle chicken with seasoned salt and pepper; cook chicken fully. Boil pasta in large pot; drain, return to pot, then add olive oil and toss till the noodles are well coated. Run lukewarm water over vegetables in a large sieve, just enough to break them apart. Cut chicken into bite-size pieces and add to vegetables. Add to pasta along with sun-dried tomato Alfredo sauce. Transfer mixture to a 9x13 pan that has been sprayed with olive oil spray. BAKE AT 350F FOR 25 MINUTES, THEN TOP WITH CHEESE AND BAKE FOR 5 MINUTES MORE. Notes: Stir mixture once while baking to prevent pasta from drying out. Number of servings: 6-8 people
My Back i haven't been around much...and i do have a legit reason. I hurt my back...twice in 3 i had to have an showed a protruding the right....disk degeneration and arthritis...and if it gets much worse i will have to have sittin here typin and such really hurt for awhile
Very Disturbing
The following below was a bulletin I saw on here and read. To say I am reposting shows how disturbed I was. No matter the view of our country's state, opinions of Bush, or our views military, THE FACT REMAINS - DO WE LIVE IN A A TIME WHERE FREEDOM HAS BECOME A BLURRY IDEA TO WHICH EVERYONE CONVINCES THEMSELVES IS REAL. TO SEE THAT PEOPLE ARE ATTACKED AND MINIPULATED AND HARRASSED BY AUTHORITY OF OUR OWN COUNTRY WHO IS SUPPOSE OT BE HERE WORKING FOR US. WE PAY FOR THEIR SALARIES BUT YET WE CONTINUE TO LET THEM OVER TAKE AND ABUSE TO WHICH THEY FEEL NEEDED. This needs to stop. Our country is failing in the efforts we are trying to claim to be better but we allow ignorance and violence mold and decide our lives. These are my opinions I just wrote and are mine alone..........I love America but like a mother to a child I worry where it is heading. I DID NOT WRITE THE FOLLOWING THIS WAS IN THE BULLETIN: "It is an observation no less just than common, that there is no stronger test
If I Ever Goto War
If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your son is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your brother is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big bro to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your brother a soldier now Si
This Just Gets Better
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Pleasures Of The Flesh
like a demon you possess me, envelope my senses, fill me up- i need your touch so much i can't breathe you cut me - i bleed i cannot seem to escape, or erase the ecstacy you gave just one bite when the moment was right and I became your slave and like the fire the wind and the moon you shape me you shift me I'm in lust with you
.:beautiful Disaster:.
Beautiful Disaster by Jon McLaughlin album: Indiana She loves her mama’s lemonade, Hates the sounds that goodbyes make. She prays one day she’ll find someone to need her. She swears that there’s no difference, Between the lies and complements. It’s all the same if everybody leaves her. And every magazine tells her she’s not good enough, The pictures that she sees make her cry. And she would change everything, everything just ask her. Caught in the in between of beautiful disaster, And she needs someone to take her home. She’s giving boys what they want, tries to act so nonchalant, Afraid they’ll see that she’s lost her direction. She never stays the same for long, Assuming that she’ll get it wrong. Perfect only in her imperfection. She’s not a drama queen, She doesn’t want to feel this way, only seventeen but tired She would change everything for happy ever after. Caught in the in between of beautiful disaster, But she just needs someone to t
Weeks Of Emotion And Rage - Reposted From Other Blog
OK this is going to be sheer emotion and frustration...but I don't really care. I'm sick of living this way. Seriously. For about a month now I've been reduced to laying in bed, motionless. I'm not even allowed to leave my own damn home thanks to my parents' worries! When I do get to, it's been to doctors' offices. That's it. The amount of exercise I get now is reduced to the 10 feet to the kitchen and back. On top of that everything in my personal life had been downhill even before this. I've gotta deal with the stress my sister puts on this family since she's probably getting kicked outta her apartment very now-widowed grandmother may be moving in and that's had my dad stressed...obviously I have medical aunt and uncle have been in a bitter divorce since September, I witnessed their marriage collapse PERSONALLY...and I've been pulled into own failures in relationships time and time again still upset me to this day and I AM SICK OF IT ALL AND JU
War On The Low Raters
I just hit back for someone else who got a low rating tonight. The reaction I got was pretty unfriendly but I think it made an impression. When I gave my rating I was sure to comment exactly why that rating was being given. The low rater sent me a shout with a few obscenities so I blocked them. I don't believe it will get out of control because there aren't very many who are doing the low rating and they do need to know how it feels. It isn't funny. Not sure how the rest of you feel about this, if you've got feelings about it, let me know.
Pulling The Wool
It's tough to pull the wool over a Norske's eyes, but I guess it's possible! Lena was in bed with her lover, Sven, when she heard Ole's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me." Sure enough, Ole lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to Lena and said, "Hey, der are six feet in dis bed! Der shud only be four. What's going on??" "Nonsense," said Lena, "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there." Ole climbed out of bed and counted. "One, too, tree, four. Damn, you're right!"
New Friend????
aussie_rawhide@ fubar Hahahahahaha, this guy has some awesome nsfw that aren't of him :D Go add him LMAO if you want...
Good Morning
good morning my awsome friends ty for being so kind to me dont forget to smile love ya all
So I ran across a mumm a little while ago with this tag at the end... * For the morons that start sprinkling the mumms with their bullshit, your comments will be deleted, don't waste my time or yours, thank you. So I answered his question and told him that deleting comments was rude. Of course, he deleted my comment. So I had to leave another one. Then I went to my other page to do something...went to that mumm, my comment was gone again. Said something, a minute later, it's gone. Someone else asked a question in his mumm, and I shouted her, and left a comment telling her to check her shoutbox because he'd probably delete my comment. Which he did, so I TRIED to say "See, I knew he'd delete it" and found that I was blocked. So I came back to this account, and left him a comment saying "You blocked my other account? You really are an ass." And another that said "Better be a bigger baby and block this one too." So he gets in my shoutbox... ->Ed: fuck you and get out of my shout
Happy 4 U( Wow)
they lie when they say im happy single.that because they cant handle a realtionship. me being happy single nawh the alone time makes me think. if every1 so happy in a realtionship. stop saying it.because it will show saying it not the answer when u know u can change it. im happy for pplz in good realtionship& bad realtionship cause they tried. is there sum school to teach u love cause like was the 1st love. we die alone but to live alone is it on hell
ok so I've done some for alot of people. I want some of my own :( Nobody has done 1 for me. If you do one for me I'll do one for you. SFW of course lol Very very few and special people get nsfw salutes from me lol I love you long time if you do! lol
We Are Alone
This shadow blankets my fears from your eyes to judge. You will never be what I expected, for now I have to walk alone in my mind. Trying to cut the memories out of you, but all they do is cut back. I can still feel your warmth on the back of my neck. I can remember breathing in your life into mine. You left me haunted memories, to tear me down everyday. I can remember your shadow disappearing into the hazy fog because you couldn't save me. And so on and so forth we will move into a darkness to fight what we all fear inside -Raven
~ Queen - We Are The Champions ~
Mumm Disapeared
Ok geee I guess you can't ask questions in mumms if you think its fair or unfair that nsfw dont give ya points. Geee I have no clue why they would do it. Its not like there will be a uprising about it. I guess people dont have freedom of speech on Fubar . Or Freedom to ask questions.
So after four lovely years of working my bum off I finally graduated from UMF in May. My major was Elementary Education, and so far the job search for a teaching position is not going very well. This year is a horrible year to be entering this profession. There have been immense budget cuts throughout the state for education, the one thing they should not be taking money away from, therefore, schools are consolidating, teachers are being cut or moved around within the districts, and new teachers trying to start out are getting nowhere. I have applied to probably 16 different districts, and I keep receiving rejection letters saying other candidates have been chosen..completely frustrating. Because of this, I applied for a director's position with a tutoring center here. I dropped off my resume 2 weeks ago, and they told me the director now would be calling me. She still hasn't called. My sister works for the tutoring center and they told her today that I*d be getting a call for an inte
Yay Third!
Currently 3rd place!!! Let's move me on up! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month
Underwater Friends!
Underwater friends You are my, Underwater underwater... Friends! Yeah you my best friends now lets all cheer! Gotta come down here watchin' you I Breaths liquid oxygen. I breaths my own pee. It tastes like vodka, because i had some in my coffee before I comes down here to say... Underwater underwater friends! ♥
The Red Son
a few minutes is all it takes another side of the story inside it breaks the strength of man the bringer of hate another kill in disguise of heart break the red son is here to blacken the land the red son gives fear its all been planned to reign again tonight he's here once again cower in fear say your amens to clear the way fire and brick the red son falls and makes you sick and soon he's here once again so shed your tears blacken the land the red son gives and never takes leaving the bodies in his wake he'll reign again
Missing Girl From North Carolina
MISSING YOUNG GIRL FROM NORTH CAROLINA...PLEASE CLICK HERE FOR INFORMATION AND PLEASE REPOST. PLEASE HELP BETH'S FRIEND JIMMIE FIND HIS SISTER!!! BEAUFORT OBSERVER: Please READ AND REPOST IT! Body: Chocowinity, North Carolina, Woman, 19, Still Missing Since March. Family and Local Law Enforcement are asking for Public's Help. Viginia (Ginni) Wood In March, the Beaufort County Sherriff Office received a report of a missing person. Tammy Wood reported that her daughter, Virginia (Ginni) Wood, age 19, of Shelter Lane in Chocowinity has not been heard from or seen since March 10. Wood was a student at Appalachian State University in Boone, North Carolina, at the time of her disappearance. She called a friend on March 10 and told her she was in Tex
Twin City
attention everyone on fubar please all I"M asking is you your freinds and family take a little time 2 say a prayer for those who didn't make it out in time or for those who lost loves ones those who are trap our hearts and prayer are with you if your in the twin city Minnestoa or Mississippi area just do this thanks
We've Reached The Limit
I have no place to stay for the coming school year and I have 3 weeks to find a place. If I'm in a really bad mood for the next... well, until this gets resolved I hope you understand.
Please Pray
Frinds, I have had a knot on the bottom of my foot for about three years now. It has gotten bigger and more painful in these years. Being the stubborn person I am, decided til now to go to the doctor about it. I found out that it is a tumor! I will know tomorrow if it is benign or not! then depending on the results I may or may not have to have the knot taken out. The doctor shot the knot up with steroids today in hopes that if it is benign, this will make the tumor shrink. again if that doesn't work i will need surgery am asking that you all please pray for me. I am very worried about this. thanks, Brandy
I Think I Got It
yayy i have go the hang of fubar...its fun and it gives me something to do with my time..when my lil girls arnt bein pains lol....i just realized that saphyr my baby is now 3 months old jeeze she is getting to big too fast....Heaven is about 28 days aways from bein 8 and Stormy is 4months away from being 2 my kida re growing up and getting soo big.....i just cant believe it well i guess thats it for right now ta ta
Ok Guys
How many of u think it's hot to watch porn? To watch a girl masturbate? And to see a couple go at it? And why in the hell do u guys insist on talking only about sex? Don't u realize there's more to life than just sex and some of us like a personality more than a sexy body.
I've thought of a new oil. This has been driving me nuts for the past year. It's gonna be grand... and strong... and ... wicked. :D
You Think You're Life Is Bad....
PRESS THE PLAY IN THE CENTER br />From: respect few, fear noneDate: Aug 2, 2007 10:26 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: KeishaDate: 02 Aug 2007, 09:51 PM/>From: brandersDate: Aug 1, 2007 6:40 PMPM*Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about ho
Hot Damn!
Tomorrow I leave for Florida! Thats all I have to say...enjoy your weekend people!
A marksman (Wahlberg) living in exile is coaxed back into action after learning of a plot to kill the president. Ultimately double-crossed and framed for the attempt, he goes on the run to track the real killer and find out who exactly set him up, and why. .... Smart Movie,And some intuitive ways to save your life. .... Check it out ....
I Need Some Ideas Anyone Help??
well here it is i have started my own business but i cant think of a good trade name to register it under. i want something kinda catchy but not retarded. so through some ideas at me btw my business is a trim carpenter, mill worker, cabinet/counter top installer. e.g. collins custom carpentry. so let it fly thanx!!
A Platinum Hit J/k
Doesn't anyone want to jump off a cliff with me? none of my friends and family wanna do it. Makes me a sad panda.
Prays!!!!!!!!! Forgive Me............
I am praying that my "defenses" did not just scare off someone who I have grown to love and want to meet and be with............ :(
-2- We Suck At Pool!!
So this is me and one of my best friends, Kaleb (ie Faking Insanity on here) during his little detour to come see me after his cruise (that bastard got free booze and cabo wabo tequila.) Anywho, here's us shootin pool, and suckin at it (well, I was at least) and just bein weird like usual!
some facts about me in case you wonder if you should get to know me or not i am brutally honest, i am honest to a fault i am neurotic, part of being a nyer im very affectionate, love to cuddle, and cant stand bull im a straight forward woman who knows what she wants and is not desperate to get involved with someone so i wont end up alone i dont have yahoo i dont cam unless we are friends, then i just make faces at you im a 38F im easily bored and have bad concentration i dont tolerate liars or morons if you dont have any intelligence, please dont waste my time if you take things too seriously, move on dont ask to see my nsfw pics if i dont know you any other questions feel free to either ask me or post them here, thanks guys
what are today good movies 2 watch ????????????????
In the darkness with u by my side undressed and scared shaking from nerves of excited from anticipation as I start feeling u grow stronger an stronger the urges over coming my body like molten hot sensations over my entire body as you enter my world slipping and sliding working your way in as I start grinding and moaning you feel my body quiver as you start plunging deeper into the depths of my nature equipped and ready taking me to new heights groaning and panting moaning and screaming as climax approaches our universes collide as i scream out your name souls begin to inter-twine at this moment in time connection of two beings meetings at a elevated level between lust and love just me and you alone in the darkness as our love is set free.......
Harry Potter
So, I finished the last book at like 4 this morning...and WoW... I've never really read a series of books before. I mean, I used to read Sweet Valley Twins & Babysitter's Club when I was a kid, but I quit reading them long before the series finished...and those stories were...different... Harry Potter ending makes me...sad, I guess. I feel like I should be happy as the ending wasn't bad...I'm just sad the reading experience is over... Such is life I guess... :P
11,000 To Level
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My True Love
my true love is jared warnick. hes the best bf in the world right know. he makes me laugh, smile, and cry at times when he sings to me.he got a sexy voice that makes me tingle all over. he proposed to me in a chatroom on paltalk in front of all my friends and his and i was shock that he did that, but if thats ur tue love its okay. i love u jared my sexy brown bear. muahssssssss
Gotta Love What Kids Say
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. God is like.. BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. God is like... a FORD He's got a better idea . God is like... COKE He's the real thing. God is like... HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best. God is like... TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind. God is like... GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life. God is like... SEARS He has everything. God is like... ALKA-SELTZER Try him, you'll like Him God is like... SCOTCH TAPE You can't see him, but you know He's there. God is like... DELTA He's ready when you are. God is like... ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him. God is like... VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather. God is like... DIAL SOAP Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you
I Want Entire...
I want entire... I want you to you mine. I want you friend, I want loved, I want you loving you. I want you listener, I want to listen to you. I want entire you... I only want you mine. E in this fondness I want smiling you. I want you with the opened smile, a pretty smile in the eyes. I want you with the kisses, with the affections, I always want it feeling me. I want you with its skill, always in making desirous. E in this fondness, in this to be together, I landed on water you infinitely. E together, I do not know if I make poems the entire day with intervals to love you, but I believe, that it would love you the entire day with intervals to make poems. E in these poems would transcribe how much he is sweet and divine they are the emotions. How much love, how many desires, how much pleasure invades our hearts. It would make poems of ingenuous simple form... as the boy who earned prettiest of the gifts. It would make poems saying to it that I want you for entire... I want you mine. I
I Have Reached....
My 1 yr anniversary here on Lost Cherry, Cherytap and Fubar. I am still only lvl 20. Anymore it seems like this site is about money and who has the most of it to buy everything or have someone buy it for them. I havent had but 1 new friend request in 3 days. Yes I know I do have VIP but a friend got that for me. I have friends that are godfather because they could afford to buy blasts,happy hours and have major contests to get them there. I am a poor white girl that does good to put food on my table. Anymore if you arent in a family to help you then entering a contest is a waste of time. It's turned into Contests and Big Families. Oh well I am here to have fun and meet new ppl. Not to be popular or a Godfaher. I am just ranting so pls dont take offense.
40,000 To Godfather
ITS ACTUALLY NOW LESS THEN 35,000 THANKS EVERYONE FOR HELPING..HELL RETURN THE LOVE WHEN YOU NEED HIM.. ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
A Lovers Touch
A lover's touch so soft and sweet, you'd know it anywhere Caressing gently on your cheek, and stroking through your hair His lips brush yours, then kiss again, his tongue your lips divide You sense his touch upon your breast, and let those fingers glide Slowly now his hand does squeeze, drawing all around The silken cloth about that breast, a nipple to be found He rolls it softly back and forth, to build your own desire Knowing that each tease he makes, fans your body's fire And then he slips his mouth onto, the vee your blouse reveals Opening each button then, more kisses he now steals And when at last your blouse is open, to share you with the moon His hands return to stroke and touch, but it is none to soon You arch your back with the cupping, of your breasts you see And then his lips cover more, to tease and taste of thee As passion grows your hands entwine, within his silken mane Pulling him to your lips, so you may kiss again And then his hand slips away,
= Gobs Of Greasy Guilt =
i write, and in a simple response to an email recieved, this managed to ooze outta my gray matter.... children are what determine the capacity a normal person has to nurture and raise happy, healthy, responsible loving adults. as a parent, we don't just populate the world, we add to it's numbers, but more importantly, we add to our society, whatever lessons we pass to each child. that responsibility is enormous, as well as overlooked by many, and the results are profound. i've got these candid reflections on self responsibility, and share them openly due to my own guilt, for today is my son Trevor's 14th birthday, and i'm not able to be with him, and his anger thrashes the very core of my heart. can't blame him, he's got every right, and although it aches, i'd rather know he has feelings, good or bad, then empty indifference, and that i fear, is brewing beneath it all. don't know why i'm sharing any of this with you. self expression is my best medicine, i suppose, helps to get
Does Size Matter?
this was a new mumm does size matter and these are the results. which size matters to satisfy you with M&M's. Do M&M mini's or regular size fullfill your crave for M&M's. 74 votes 267 views 21 comments M&M's mini 25.7% (19 votes) Regular M&M's 74.3% (55 votes) it looks like regular size wins out!
Aug 8, 2007
I'm back, posting my horrorscopes ;) This one has me a bit worried: If you're on the job today, force yourself to take a little extra care with each transaction or task. You aren't prone to sloppiness, but if you miss the wrong detail, you'll have to backtrack quite a ways. Now, if you didn't already know, I work for a heating and air conditioning contractor. I go out quite a long distance from my home and work on rooftops mostly. So yeah, I'll be paying extra attention today.
20 Reasons For Sex
Twenty Reasons to Have Sex When You Don't Feel Like It 1. Because you said so Even though you may not have promised to "love, honor, and have sex once a week" when you made a commitment to your relationship, it was understood that sex would be part of that bargain.Imagine how the marriage rates would go down if people said, "I'll marry you, but don't expect sex." If you polled one thousand people on the street and asked them, "Is it reasonable to expect to have to have sex when you are married?" the overwhelming majority would say yes. If you expect a monogamous commitment from your partner, then it stands to reason that you will be a cooperative sex partner. 2. Sex helps you forget Oxytocin, which triggers orgasm, has an amnesic effect that lasts up to five hours. So for a period of time you forget that he maxed out your Visa card or she was an hour late getting home from work. Women get an additional benefit. During orgasm that parts of the brain that govern fear, anxiety
Let It Go
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over and you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to kn
See I Told Ya!!!
I been tryin ta tell the UFO Hotline this fer YEERS!!! Company Now Selling Real Flying Saucers Lamont Wood Special to LiveScience Fri Aug 3, 4:35 PM ET Right now, only $90,000 stands between you and ownership of your own flying saucer. Except it won't take you to Venus—it looks like flying saucer but it's really a car-sized hovercraft intended to fly no higher than 10 feet. Called the M200G from Moller International of Davis, CA, the craft is supported by the downdraft of eight small but powerful rotary engines. Moller spokesman Bruce Calkins explained that the craft can carry a payload of 250 pounds and is stabilized by a computer system. The driver uses a joystick for steering and sets the desired altitude (detected with proximity radar) with a lever. The 10-foot maximum altitude is constrained by the system's computer—it could fly much higher but doing so would require a pilot's license, Calkins explained. Usefulness? "
Smart Computer
Smart Computer The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This", he said, "is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it." At which a Clever Dick stepped forward -- there is always one -- and spoke into the Ultimate Computer's microphone. "Where is my father"?, he asked. There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out. On it were printed the words, "Fishing off Florida." Clever Dick laughed. "Actually," he said, "my father is dead"! It had been a trick question!! The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rep
How We Met
there were three of us and we grew up in different parts of south carolina , 2 of them were brothers and me , they grew up in sumter , sc and i grew up in charleston,sc., but we met every summer at myrtle beach and gave each other shells from the beach . their mother has excepted me into the family so i had a mom that loved me , their sis bev. was a stinker growing up never wanted to do any thing with us . so the oldest brother and i dated , and the middle child wanted to be with me, and he could not be with me b/c he was to young but he hung out with his brother and i .now the young brother and i met up again after years have gone by and now he is still part of my family . he is still my little brother and now that mom has been gone , mom wanted me to take the role of being mom to him and looking out for him so he dont get hurt the 3 musketeers are (me)tauras556814810, dragonmaster(garrett), and his(brother)patrick now there is one more person that we added and that is tim de
I Promise...
"I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life Your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , Your the STAR to my BURST, Your the M to my M, Your the POP to my TART, Your the MILKY to my WAY, Your the FRUIT to my LOOP, Your the MILK to my DUDS, Your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, Your the ICE to my CREAM, But mostly.... Youre the BEST to my FRIEND FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will respond. Let's see who has a real heart! :)
Suicide On The Inside
The unforgiving death of suicide on the inside the depths of holes go on forever shot myself with the eternal bullet deeper and deeper in does it go watch as it always explodes the unforgiving death of suicide on the inside the weightlessness never gains shape hung myself with the invisible rope cant cut it down cant get it unwound watch as it chokes my soul the unforgiving death of suicide on the inside the overflowing river is always flooding cut myself with mother natures blade no stopping the river that runs wild through its home the unforgiving death of suicide on the inside the looks of shame as people walk by crucified myself with the nails of Christ my soul cried out looked me in the eyes said father why have you forsaken me
How To Unblock People On Fubar. Help!
I need help unblocking people on Fubar. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
How Many Family Are There On Fubar/feel 2 Comment It
how many are there on fubar
Cashier Skills
So get this, Years ago when I was taught to ring a cash register, you handed the loose change back to the customer first, then counted the bills back. Sometimes you had to patiently wait while the customer pocketed the change. Nowadays these people give you the bills first then the change on top! Yesterday was the worst! I got a coffee with a 20 dollar bill and when the cashier went to hand me back the change I actually reached for her hand with the loose change with my palm up....what did she do? Pulled her hand out of reach and shoved the bills into my hand instead then the change was placed on top....having the coffee in my other hand...I tried to close my hand with the bills and change on top....guess what happened? the loose change fell from my hand and rolled all over the counter. She isn't the first, nor will she be the last. What the hell happened to basic cash handling skills?????
Womens Public Restrooms
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To take
Today's Adventures At The Indiana Bmv
I went to the BMV today to get my name changed on my drivers license. When I got there the girl said "We can't do that without a court order signed by a judge" I said "No problem and pull one out" She then said "That's no good without an current drivers license" So I pull out my drivers license and handed it to her. She looked at it for a couple of minutes and said "You just got this a month ago" I told that was because I got the motorcycle endorsement added then. She looked at it for a few more seconds and finally said "I am going to need proof you born" I said "Excuse me?" She said "This court order is useless unless you can prove you were born" I said "The fact that I am standing in front of you is proof I was born!" She said "I don't know that" So I turn around and left. True story!!
I CANNOT stand when I'm walking down the factory and someone is walking toward me and they feel the need to stare me in the face. (that was quite the run on sentence) anyway, what do you want me to do ? a trick?? Christ!
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Ouch....but Tasty
i just whacked myself in the cock and balls. and it hurt.
Just Something
Poetry lifts the veil from hidden beauty of the world, and makes familiar ogjects be as if they were not familiar.
Well a week ago today my divorce was final. I think it has finally hit me that I'm free from my ex-husband's crazy ass. I know since we have a child together he will always be a part of my life. But to just know now that he doesn't "rule" my life anymore is so awesome. During the time my ex-husband and I were going through the divorce I met an amazing man. If I haven't met him at that time I don't know where I would be right now. Honestly I probably wouldn't have gotten custody of my son because I would have been strung out on meth again and all fucked up. I'm so glad he came into my life at that time. Even though it was kind of rough timing as the divorce goes it all happened for a reason. And God put him in my life at that time to help me get through all of this. It's so amazing how things work out. When my ex and I split up I just kept telling myself that no matter what happened I wasn't going to get into a relationship I was just going to take time to heal and focus on my son a
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
why did the chicken cross the road
We meet in the doorway, the moonlight through the windows casting a silver sheen on your raven tresses. The candles give a golden glow to the ivory negligee that parts just enough to allow me a glimpse of your silken breasts yet still hiding the treasures of your secret places. We speak no words, but enfold each other in a tender embrace. I gently turn your face up to kiss you, your cheeks, your neck, your eyes, and finally your sweet lips. As we kiss, you move your body so your thigh is pressing my awakening flesh and mine can feel the rising heat of you. The negligee slips from your shoulders and falls to the floor, as does my robe, so we may stand skin on skin as we caress each other. Back, shoulders, arm, hair, all come under our questing touch. As your lips part to receive that intimate kiss, my hands of their own accord reach down to cup the sensuous curves of your bottom and draw you nearer to me. You guide us to the bed and we lower to it still holding each other. I gently t
Hard On (( Ladies ))
Get your heart on baby Come play with me I’ll be your valentine lover Just wait and see Get your heart on sweetness Give me all you got Pulsing and full I’ll show you the spot Get your heart on lover Can you feel the heat? It’s my lust for you What a fabulous treat Get your heart on my man And I’ll promise you this Be my valentine lover And I'll promise you bliss
Tres-4 Shouldnt Exist
By Ker Than, The largest planet ever discovered is also one of the strangest and theoretically should not even exist, scientists say. Dubbed TrES-4, the planet is about 1.7 times the size of Jupiter and belongs to a small subclass of "puffy" planets that have extremely low densities. The finding will be detailed in an upcoming issue of Astrophysical Journal. "Its mean density is only about 0.2 grams per cubic centimeter, or about the density of balsa wood," said study leader Georgi Mandushev of the Lowell Observatory in Arizona. "And because of the planet's relatively weak pull on its upper atmosphere, some of the atmosphere probably escapes in a comet-like tail." The planet's large mass-to-density ratio makes it an anomaly among known exoplanets, and its existence cannot be explained by current models. A planet anomoly "TrES-4 is way bigger than it's supposed to be," Mandushev told "For its mass, it should be much smaller. It basically should be ab
I Just Wanted.....
I just wanted to say thanks to all of my friends. I know that of late I have been acting kind of strange. My moods have been up and down and all around. I said a few times that I was going to leave and didn't. I'm kind of like that. Think its part of the whole bi-polor thing idk. Anywho, I get upset at times and just act strange. I get convinced the whole world is out to get me. Sometimes when I get like that, I just don't think to clearly. You might say I let my passions rule me. So I am sorry for all the nutty things that I have done of late. I had a few people who where on my list say some pretty mean things when I said I was going to leave, so when I decided to stay, they got deleted. Evil aren't I. Much Love to all of you. Give me time and I will be back on a lot more. Got somethings to take care of in real my job!!!!
St Louis
Working in St Louis this week going well so far hotter than hell here makes our 90 seem pleasant last week it was 100 yesterday. But on the good side most of the ladies are dressed in almost nothing :)
Southern Women
Body: Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy
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(hadith) Beware Of Suspicion
The sayings of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him) “Beware of suspicion, for suspicion is the worst of false tales and do not look for the others` faults, and do not do spying on one another, and do not practice Najsh (to cheat), and do not be jealous of one another and do not hate one another, and do not desert (stop talking to) one another. And O, Allah`s worshipers! Be brothers!" Sahih Al-Bukhari Volume 008 Book No. 073 Hadith No. 092 Narrated by Abu Huraira (r.a.)
What Makes Me Happy Or Will Willingly Talk About
action figures children church old commercials antique shops wine fests concerts beer wrestling people who read porn high heels leather women in spandex painted nails lipstick museums Beatles books poetry french fries recipes that dont require going to a specialty store hats Jack Purcells(2 the unintiated, they are tennis shoes that are sometimes called smilies that have been around FOREVER) wing tips docksiders Blaxploitation movies westerns Soul Train when Don Cornelius hosted real kisses and hugs classic cars people saying...Ok, you're right, what else can I say?
The Door That Didn’t Open (and Never Will)
The Door that didn’t Open (And Never Will) I'm walking in slow-motion toward a door that has no end, and I'm begging you to notice my silent words staining my lips because my tongue won't move without you, but I'll never read the middle if this stuttering doesn't fade. I was left a cotton cloud to spin because I think more clearly when the world revolves, watching the stars in your smile blink into painful oblivion because you were always meant to fall. And I want to be the answer to all your desperate prayers because your heart is better than this despair, but my words are erased instantly and I can't rewrite the hands of fate. I'm plucking feathered wings and gluing them to your shoulders because I can't stand to let you fall, but the wind is devastating and we missed each other's fingers. And I refuse to lose this battle when forever's bound to fail beside you, but my melody has been muted and I can't sing us out of this.
Love Dies Like Me
Love Dies Like Me Verse One I look down on my scars, I feel everyone come alive, You buried yourself so deep inside my skin, I cut you out, Haunted by the memories of you, Living them out inside my mind, I take these pills to ease the pain, This cant go on Chorus One When you walked away, I swore I heard a tear fall, When I looked in disbelief, I swore I saw an angel die, When I suffered for years, I swore you never cared, When I took these pills, I swore you died inside of me Verse Two There's only so much you regret, Before you start to freeze, How can a man let go without knowing, Without going insane, Petrified on the outside, Is it that obvious I'm in this pain, Denying the memories, The ones that taint this broken mind Chorus Two Tired of fearing the sun, For it brings back the joy you brought me, Tired of being in this state, Disbelief that you could leave, Tired of dying each day I'm alive, Hoping you
Local Firefighters
My father was a fireman, he drove a big red truck, And when he'd go to work each night, he'd say, "Mother wish me luck". Then Dad would not come home again, 'til sometime the next day, But the thing that bothered me most, was the things some folks would say. A fireman's life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, And sometimes he don't fight a fire for days and days and days. When I first heard these comments, I was too young to understand Cause I knew, when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. Then my father went to work one day and kissed us all good-bye, But little did we realize, that night, we all would cry. My father gave his life that night, when the floor gave way below, And I wondered why he'd risk his life, for someone he didn't know. But now I realize, the greatest gift a man could give, Is to lay his life upon the line, so that someone else may live. So as we go from day to day, and we pray to God above, Say a prayer for your local fireman, he may save t
The Contest is going well as there are now three leaders way out in front. But don't be discouraged as just in one day 1 person went from way back in 5th to a commanding lead in 1st place.... Those in the lead are having their friends and family bomb them with comments and are placing alot of votes themselves.... There is still a ton of time left for commenting as the contest lasts till next Friday!! Next Contest will be the sexiest look contest!!! Email me if you would like to be in it.
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Why I Think This Site Needs Help!
You know how sometimes when you log on and there is a message from the guy who owns this site saying " Please refer people to keep our site going, blah blah blah." I think alot of people dont get into this much cause it pretty much is turning into a contest site. Seriously its fricken annoying to have half of my bulletins say "Oh help! Im loosing! please bomb me!' Booo hooo hooo so I can get a fake platnium cherry or diamond! My gawd! Its really getting ridiculous. Then we have these people who request you as a friend only to be rated, and fanned! "Please add me, fan me and rate me" so my level can go up. Then what? What are you going to do when its up? LOL!!!!!! More than half of my (friends ) on here I never talk to and if I do its oh comment bomb me this or rate that! Its stupid Im sorry. I liked this sight before but now its boring me. There are some people on my list I talk to and like so dont get me wrong, you know who you are. :) Im not trying to talk shit a
Todo De Mi Corazon
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Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex
Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex(i did not write this) Just in case you thought the route to sexual bliss was straightforward, here's a list of things to avoid. They're all pretty much guaranteed passion killers for a woman - and if your check list contains more than ten of these, you've got some serious work to do on your sexual etiquette! 1 Going straight for the naughty bits You've got to be sensitive to the fact that a woman is more likely to be irritated than aroused when a man dives for her breasts and vulva after a few minutes' perfunctory kissing. While you might get to feel the goods, you're not going to be invited back. 2 Not knowing how to kiss sensitively Passionate or sensitive, firm or gentle, good kissing is an art form which lubricates the wheels of sex and gets everyone in the mood for more intimacy. Learn how to kiss, and do it well. That doesn't mean sticking your tongue in her mouth and wiggling it around like you're trying to floss her tee
My 15th Anniversary
Yes 15 years ago today I said I do! Never thought I'd see the day, however I've made it. I'm so proud of myself/husband, hopefully we'll have another 15 if not more or at least till the day I die or him... Smiles
Worth Waiting For...........
She sits, staring blindly in front of her, unaware of the tears falling…when suddenly he is there in front of her, filling her vision. She looks up, startled, to see him there with a look of compassion and understanding on his face. Despite the sadness that seems to permeate her soul she feels a shiver of awareness that happens every time she is near him. “Hey you,” he says, “what’s up?” “Not much,” she answers, knowing he won’t believe her, not wanting him too. “How about a ride on the river?” She is surprised he has asked, and more shocked at herself when she accepts. Together they go the marina, her being quiet and pensive, looking out the window at the scenery passing by, and him sneaking glances at her, as if he too, can’t believe they are finally going off alone together. Once out on the water, she can feel the peace of it fill her soul. She sits in the bow of the boat, looking at the trees, the clouds, the water, anywhere but at him. She is scared if she does h
10,200 To Level
bare with me please im running back and forth on both names it would be much easier to have you all on one name...Show her some love ~Amaris ~ Club F.A.R ~Honorary Shea¢¾ Country Girl Born and Raised ¢¾~@ fubar
Bulletin #4
Thanks to everyone who has been a good friend on here!!! I am deleting my account tomorrow.. Things have changed on here a lot and I am just really bored with it all!! if you don't weigh 115 pounds or belong to a "family" or are not married to someone on here then you just don't matter.. Thank You to my few true friends that I do have on here you know how to contact me!!
I Surrender
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Shes another levelers show her some love Just Being ME!(Real/Fubar Wife to ScOoTeR)@ fubar
This Mum Cracked Me Up
ok so im checking out some mumms...this dude posts one asking why girls lie? this one chick posted a comment saying and i quote "never believe anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die" funny is that???
Not Named Yet...any Ideas
You don't know how I feel yet. You may not even know you feel it. One of the emotions that sneak up on you. Make you feel warm inside when you see the person. Gives you the sweaty palms when they take your hand. Become tonguetied when they want to talk to you. Draw a blank when they ask you a simple question. I have only felt this once before Praying that this one is the one true love I'm suppose to be blessed with.
Random Writings
Ok, I wrote these around 4am while at the hospital with my grandmother. Not sure how to put the order of it, so I'll just jot it here. Humans, insects and animals Peachy flowers, white clouds & beach sands So many things that are phenomenal Beautiful creations from God's hands Each day is a brand new start To let go of grudges, and what once was We reach deep into our hearts Accepting the here & now and what is to come God has a plan No matter what we want it to be For every woman, child and man That only He can see When the time is right We will be hit with the Holy Spirit's rays Our souls will take flight And we'll sit beside God for the rest of our days
New Site Coming Out!!
Well I Have A New Web Site coming Out.It Will Be Up By 08-24-07.It will Be A Site For Graphics,Computer Programs,Tattoo Art,Differnt Types Of Fonts & Alot more Other Computer Related Stuff.I Will also Be Giving Away My Desktop & WebSite Themes Out In The Download Section.Along With Some Of The Computer Graphic Programs I Use In My Graphix Studio..Anyone Is Welcome To Stop By An Have A Look Or To Join,Its a Free Site,With A Free account.I Was Running The Site Till I Joined partners With a Programer I Have Known For about 6 Yrs.So we Have decided To Go In Together On Our New Site As Partners. Hopefully By October We will Have Our Hosting Business Up & Running. Heres Our Domain if you want to save it till 08-24-07 when it will be on the net. For Those who stop by the site,Plz leave me a shout in my Shout box So I know You Came By. Thanx,Sc0rp Aka"Graphix-Effectz"
Respect Is Something Earned... Not Given.
Ok, I know I am writing this more to vent than anything else.. but it is the truth to me... something I live by with anyone I meet. Respect is earned, not just given. I've found myself lately in a predicament at work where I am not having much respect to a coworker of mine. Yes She is one who is above me. However, for the most part when I am at work I do show respect, at least in the aspects where I do feel respect is due. However, there have been recent events in which I do not completely feel she deserves my respect, and in such moments.. I have not shown it. Yes I have been a bit sternly rude, I have spoken my mind. I have gotten defensive on things, however... She herself (though she does not feel it) has talked down to me or otherwise has shown me disrespect as well. The concept... Respect is earned, not given. She tells me I need to show her respect. All well and good. She is in a higher position than I. To me that means nothing. It means that perhaps she has earned s
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Comming Out Of Hiding
well, I guess I have some explaining to do to my friends, fans, and family! I deleted my old account because I was trying to get away from past mistakes and stop being stalked by a certain person, but I missed the friends that I had made on here! As a result I created Jessica...But the time has come for the deception to end.. the photos that are in my albumn titled...Just Chrissy....are indeed the real me ....inperfections and all! Some of you may be upset and if you want to delete me then i understand and by all means do what you gotta do! No more pretence on my part...This is the real me.... take me or leave me..your choice,,your loss or gain. to my great friends that knew all along and still stood by me...I love Y'all ,thanks for the support. To my new friends... I am a great friend to have hang around the fun is just getting started!! Chrissy
Tax Truth
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he h
man im just sitting here bored out of my mind. i woke up today with that same lump in my throat that i have every day all day and i cant seem to get rid of it. i know why its there and i know what will make it go away i just dont know how to attain it. i need to play music i havent picked up my guitar in a week and thats not like me at all. i dont know what im doing anymore. :(
Love, Passion, Lust, Pain
" love, passion, lust, pain " Mid summer was the first time she'd set eyes on her hurt, Beginning with I love you and kiss, One innocent kiss after another turn to passion, Then lust was deserved for love, Love began need as a seed blossom, He wanted nothing to do with his mistake, She barring it all, breaking her every day, Slicing the minor with your diamond, Knowing this child she bared was yours, Down on her knee's she'd pray, "Take this child it is not ready, It is not wanted by a father, And it's mother is not strong enough," Faithfully a miscarriage fell on her, In tears she called the father, He the happiest one of all care little that it was gone, That she sorrowfully prayed, "Look after my blood and may it grow in heaven, And make her daddy understand the pain I feel," Season blow on, she cried herself sleep, For empty responses and promise unkempt, No longer could this go on, The phone rang and she was in tears again, She felt her heart ache from
Not Of This World
where could I begin? to explain why I don't fit in here and why I wouldn't dare even try I don't want to fit in in this world of sin take a good look around at the state we're in I cannot be a part of this death by pride on a global scale follow your bliss love is not for sale take a deeper look inside follow the spirit and not your pride we're killing ourselves by not giving in submit yourself now to the love within done by christine .
If I Were A Bird
If I were a bird, I would be able to fly, Over the mountains, across the blue sky. A feather falls, drifting slowly to the ground, Falling forever, and landing without a sound. It does nothing, but lie in the heat of the sun, It's color is fading, it's purpose is done. Oh! It was just a feather, miss it, I would not, If I were a Bird, I would still have lots. I seen it in a dream, in the dark of the night, It seemed so real, and oh how it felt so right. A bird above the mountains, beautiful and free, I dreamt that this Bird- - - -was ME!!! done by christine .
Tropical Storm Erin
I have been sitting here watching the weather everyday as always during this time of the year and praying to god that we don't get any storms this year. Well we are getting a tropical storm in tonight. Tropical Storm Erin will make landfall sometime tonight into the early morning. We are projected to receive winds from 39 to 73 miles an hour. Which means I get to go do clean up in the yard NOW. And we are expected to get around 8 inches of rain. It is coming in south of us which means we are going to get the strongest winds and higher rain fall amounts. I am worried about things because I can not afford to evacuate this year once again if anything was to come. Do you believe in intuition or the power to see things before they happen? I had a dream the other night about having to evacuate because there was a category three or higher hurricane coming in here. I have never had those dreams before. Usually it is when someone dies, or when someone is pregnant and sometimes when someone is
Here By Me, 3 Doors Down , I Love This Song
"Here By Me" I hope you’re doing fine out there without me ‘Cause I’m not doing so good without you The things I thought you’d never know about me Were the things I guess you always understood So how could I have been so blind for all these years? Guess I only see the truth through all this fear, And living without you… And everything I have in this world And all that I’ll ever be It could all fall down around me. Just as long as I have you, Right here by me. I can’t take another day without you ‘Cause baby, I could never make it on my own I’ve been waiting so long, just to hold you And to be back in your arms where I belong Sorry I can’t always find the words to say But everything I’ve ever known gets swept away Inside of your love… And everything I have in this world And all that I’ll ever be It could all fall down around me. Just as long as I have you, Right here by me.
Simple Chicken Enchiladas
Ingredients: * 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cooked and diced or shredded * 1 dozen corn (or flour) tortillas * 2 lg cans of your favorite enchilada sauce * 2 Cups or more shredded Mexican cheese blend (or your favorite) * 1 can black olives, sliced * 1/2 green, red, orange, or yellow sweet pepper, chopped * 1/2 lg onion, chopped * 1 Cup Salsa (Southwest or your favorite) * 1 Cup Sour cream * 1 8 oz. pkg cream cheese, room temperature Sour cream, guacamole, and sliced black olives for garnish. Method Pour 1/2 can enchillada sauce in the bottom of 13x9-inch pan. Saute onion and pepper in olive oil in large skillet until tender. Add salsa. Stir cream cheese until smooth. Slowly mix in sour cream until blended. Stir in onion-salsa mix, 1 can of black olives, and the chicken. Spoon approximately 1/12 of the mixture into a tortilla; sprinkle with a little cheese blend, roll up and place in pan. Continue until all 12 ar
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Day Of The Dead
A young girl weeps over her lovers dead body. Thinking how can he be dead and why he took all the love she had for him. she wish she could be with him in Heaven.& she gazed at his lifeless face.She Kissed him for the last time befor they take him. Away the young girl gos insane as she pulls a gun out and says "i might have lost my love But i be soon with u to the end of time". How can he be dead depise what we become. on the day of the dead. itis the darkest day of horror for her. Now its time to have a dinner date with the grimreaper heading to her final Destination. done by christine .
Me And You
Me & You © By Vincente J. Buffalino Tonight's the night for me and you, The night to prove we were meant to be. You mean the world to me, and so much more, I would give my life for you, the one I adore. You're the one I think of, when I'm happy or sad, You're the one i think of, and am very glad to have. Your touch is s o gentle, your smile is so sweet, Everytime I'm with you, my heart skips a beat. Together, Forever, I know it's meant to be, for you to only be with me. When we hold hands, my heart fills with joy, Just to hear you tell me, I'll always be your boy. When we hold eachother close, the world seems to move fast, And it seems like forever, though much time has past. When we hug eachother, and i look into your eyes, Your sweet adorable smile, catches me by surprise. Your kisses are so sweet, when our lips begin to meet. To hear you say, I Love You, means so much to me, And I hope and pray that you, will always be with me.
Sex On The Beach #2
Qty. Ingredients 1 oz. Vodka 1 oz. Peach Schnapps 1 oz. Amaretto 1/2 Fill Orange Juice 1/2 Fill Cranberry Juice Shop at World's Best Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Mix everything with some cracked ice in a shaker. Put into a cocktail glass.
Grilled Chicken With Tomato-avocado Salsa
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the salsa 4 ripe plum tomatoes, chopped or 12 cherry tomatoes, halved 1/2 small red onion, finely chopped 1 jalapeño chili pepper, seeded and diced 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro 1/4 cup fresh lime juice 1/2 avocado For the chicken 1/2 cup non-fat, plain yogurt 1/2 small red onion 1/4 cup fresh lime juice 1/4 cup fresh cilantro 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, about 4 to 6 ounces each salt to taste freshly ground black pepper Cooking Instructions For the salsa: 1. In a small bowl, combine the tomatoes, red onion, pepper and cilantro. 2. Chop the avocado and sprinkle it with 2 tablespoons of lime juice to keep it from browning. Add the avocado and remaining lime juice to the bowl and toss to combine. (This can be made in advance and stored in the refrigerator for up to 1 day.) For the chicken: 1. In a small food processor, puree the yogurt, red onion, lime juice and cilantro to make a yogurt m
Grilled Butterflied Leg Of Lamb
This recipe serves: 8 Ingredients 2 cups dry red wine 4 cloves garlic, crushed 1/4 cup chopped, fresh rosemary 2 tablespoons Dijon mustard 2 tablespoons olive oil 4 pounds boneless, lean leg of lamb salt to taste freshly ground black pepper Cooking Instructions 1. Whisk together the red wine, garlic, rosemary, mustard and olive oil in a bowl. (This can be made in advance and stored in the refrigerator for up to 5 days.) 2. Put the red wine mixture and the lamb in a resealable plastic bag. Turn the bag over several times to be sure that all of the lamb is in contact with the liquid. Refrigerate overnight. 3. Preheat the grill for indirect grilling. Arrange the coals in a circle, leaving the middle empty or light the burners on one side of the grill. 4. Remove the lamb from the bag and discard the leftover liquid. Generously season the lamb with salt and pepper. 5. Place the lamb on the grill away from the direct heat, either in the center of the cir
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Total Nuclear Annihilation
Night turns to day, a horrid blinding flash, Complete and utter deafness from the impending blast. The greens, the purples, the oranges all flat out and die, The skies burn crimson, the clouds melt in the sky. The only thing visible is the tsunami of flame, Death, suffering, torment all allies in pain. Blasting through as the right hand of Death, Taking every life, with a solitary breath. Annihilation swept over the ground, All left to die, all stranded and bound. Whatever life that you had just died, The blast blew through with an ominous stride. Active fallout, burning every bit of flesh, Transforming bodies into animate flesh. Ravaging dusts abducting your cries, Every sound forming into a direful guise. Oxygen capacity dwindling, extinction draws near, Every last life ends in a downpour of tear. Gasping for breath, agonizing you lay, Gradual suffocation torments as the time slips away. Dieases take their toll, wiping out thousands each day, Contaminated pray fo
August 17, 2007
You're the spark that sets off the next big thing -- whether it's school, a work coup or a romantic liaison. Your initiative makes it happen, so figure out what you want and go for it!
Read Its Funny!
"I'm going shopping" really means "If I were you, I wouldn't look at the bank statement for a while". "It's a girl thing." Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means.... "What are you going to buy/make me?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really mean.... I'm daydreaming about a guy with nice abs and a great ass. "Good idea." Really means.... "If we don't use my idea, I'll make you pay for it for the next 3 months." "Have you been working out?" Really means.... "I've just spent $70 on a pair of shoes." "My husband doesn't understand me." Really means.... "Everybody and their Mom find me boring as paint drying, but naturally it's his fault." "It would take too long to explain." Really means.... "I have no idea how it works." "Hey, I've read all the classics." Really means.... "Cosmo makes me feel fat, ugly and inadequa
Have I Ever
Have I ever told you, that as I have sat in silence, that sometimes I can hear a heart beating with mine? Have I ever told you, that when you speak to me through lines and words, I imagine your voice whispering in my ear with every word you write? Have I ever told you. that I wait each day, for just an hour or two or just a second out of time, to feel as close to you as I can? Have I ever told you, how many times there have been, that I ached for you, ached so badly for you that I have sat and cried? Have i ever told you, about the times I have reached out to touch your name, on the cold screen before me, just wishing I could reach out and touch you? Have i ever told you, that after the first time I heard your voice those hundreds of miles away, that I sat up all night remembering the conversation in my mind? Have I ever told you, that I would give up everything I have for just one night, to be able to lay near you,to hear you breathe,to watch your chest rise and fall to know you
Just A 1???
Hey folks...could u spare me a rate? Even a 1 will do lol [ photo: 752205744 ] Contest for Ms. Crew Radio will end tonight at midnight, 17th August '07 (EST)!!! If you do rate it do let me knoe so I can return the love!! Thanks!! xoxoxoxoxox
Hold Me Tonight
Surfing Fubar
I like to surf around fubar and look at the pictures that people put in their folders. I like it most of the time I should say because so many screw it up as they try to be creative or express sentiment. On a site like fubar, few people are interested in seeing young children. Sorry to tell you but this is not a family site. Nice pictures of people that get morphed to animals and heaven only knows what else are lame. People want to see you not someone's feeble attempt at computer graphics. You may have had a tough day or feel real cool but flipping off the guy taking your picture is juvenile, not cool. If you want to show contempt for someone, grow a pair and send them a note saying exactly what you find wrong with them. To me nsfw occurs when language is crude or abusive or different body parts are exposed in public. Being a little sexy is not nsfw in spite of those who want this to be a family web site. Too bad that fubar won't grow up.
Dirty Diggers - Wannabes
I Just Wanted To Say A Big Thank You
I just wanted to say a big THANK YOU , to all of you , For all your comments and rates . I will not forget it . If there is anything I can every do for any of you please let me know . Thanks again . Have a good day and a wonderful weekend . Tom TOM G//// BENICIA,CA///BARTENDER GUILITY PLEASURES LOUNGE 1stplaceComments=7dayBlast, 2ndplaceComments=3dayBlast, 1stplaceRates=7dayBlast, 2ndplaceRates=3dayBlast
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MySpace Codes & MySpace Backgrounds
Ptrp In The Army
I found this article on myspace and I thought that everyone should read it. This article is really important to me because I was once in this situation. I went to BCT at Ft Jackson for the ARMY in 2005. I broke my shoulder in the 7th week of basic. I was in what you call PTRP for injured solders for 7 months. This article is really long but you need to take the time to read it all. Thank You April 5, 2006 Malevolent Power at Fort Sill The Army Slays Its Own By JoAnn WYPIJEWSKI No IED, no insurgent force, no lurking Talib killed 21-year-old PFC Matthew Scarano sometime between 9 PM Saturday and 4:45 AM Sunday, March 19. He wasn't in Iraq or Afghanistan or even, despite his rank and year-plus of service, in the United States Army, at least as full membership in that force is officially construed. Matthew Scarano died in his bunk, in the barracks of Bravo Battery 95th, Fort Sill, Oklahoma, but he was as surely a casualty of the War on Iraq as any of the 2,318 U
Pork Adobo Recipe
1-1/2 lbs pork shoulder or butt, cut into 1-1/2-inch cubes 1/3 cup vinegar 2 Tbsps soy sauce 1 tsp salt 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 small bay leaf 1/4 tsp pepper 1 Tbsp sugar 1/2 cup water 2 Tbsps cooking oil Combine all ingredients except cooking oil in a pot and let stand for at least 30 minutes. Simmer covered for 1 hour or until meat is tender. Drain and reserve sauce. Heat cooking oil in skillet. Brown meat on all sides. Transfer to a serving dish. Pour off all remaining oil from skillet. Add reserved sauce and cook for a minute or two, scraping all browned bits sticking to the pan. Pour sauce over meat and serve. [Variation: May be done with chicken or a combination of chicken and pork. Beef or chicken livers may be added too if desired]. Serves 4-6 people.
Chunky Chicken Cacciatore
Combine the following to coat chicken: 1/2 c. flour 1/2 tsp. garlic salt 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. black pepper 1/4 tsp. paprika 1 chicken, cut in serving pieces, dredged in flour mixture 1/4 - 1/3 c. olive oil 2 medium yellow onions, sliced or chopped 1 green pepper, sliced or chopped 4-5 cloves garlic, sliced or crushed 2-3 medium tomatoes, chopped 2-3 celery ribs, sliced 2 8 oz. cans tomato sauce 1/2 tsp. oregano 1/4 tsp. pepper 1/2 tsp. garlic salt 1/2 tsp. salt After chicken is coated with the flour mixture, brown in hot oil and add the remaining ingredients. Simmer together until the chicken is done. If needed, use the left-over flour mixture to thicken the sauce. Serve over hot cooked spaghetti or fettucine, with salad and garlic bread. For a variation you can cut the chicken into bite sized pieces before you start.
Delicious Low Fat Barbecue Chicken Dinner
4 lg. chicken breasts, cubed 1 green pepper, cut up 1 onion, cut up 1/2 to 3/4 c. barbecue sauce 1 to 2 bags Minute Rice, boil-in-bags Put chicken with green pepper and onion in skillet and barbecue sauce and cover. Let simmer about 15 minutes. While chicken is cooking, boil the rice. When done, place rice in center of plate. Make a nest and put chicken in center of rice. Looks nice and tastes great.
Local Firefighter
My father was a fireman, he drove a big red truck, And when he'd go to work each night, he'd say, "Mother wish me luck". Then Dad would not come home again, 'til sometime the next day, But the thing that bothered me most, was the things some folks would say. A fireman's life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, And sometimes he doesn't fight a fire for days and days and days. When I first heard these comments, I was too young to understand Cause I knew, when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. Then my father went to work one day and kissed us all good-bye, But little did we realize, that night, we all would cry. My father gave his life that night, when the floor gave way below, And I wondered why he'd risk his life, for someone he didn't know. But now I realize, the greatest gift a man could give, Is to lay his life upon the line, so that someone else may live. So as we go from day to day, and we pray to God above, Say a prayer for your local fireman, he may save
Alright i turned in a student loan for 30k lets hope i get it
Dear Abby Article;_ylt=AsqVp5DsbO5TZI97ilE.ZbqmG78C DEAR ABBY: I still feel immensely hurt because of a failed relationship from almost 30 years ago. My high school sweetheart of almost four years broke off our engagement when we were in our early 20s. Our lives were going in different directions -- I was going to college and she was partying. Over the years I never really got over the hurt, even though I have been married for 20 years and have a loving family. I finished college and have a great career. Recently the wound was reopened when she reconnected through our high school Web site. She told me about her life, which has had its ups and downs. She now lives five states away. She's happily married but "just wanted to see what I'm doing and how my life ended up." I never returned the e-mail as it hurts too much. How do I get over this, or doesn't the pain ever truly go away? -- ACHING IN NEW YO
Drunk Dialing
Okay so im going to be majorly drunk dialing tonight someone has already claimed the spot for my first drunk dial anyone else wanna be called? leave a number in my shoutbox or something lol ill come back and check to see who wants a call Later sexpots
Update About Shoulder!
I found out some more news last week from the doctor at the hospital where i get my shoulder put back in place everytime it dislocates itself(via emergency department)& he said because it's been dislocating every night while i'm asleep that he says that i will be getting my shoulder re-constructed as of October 31, so it will be another 12months before i will be allowed to work after the operation, so i'm talking about Jan '09 before i can work again! I might as well admit myself into a mental institution as i'm going to go absolutely mentally insane in the recovery time! I know alot of you will be there for me online to keep me occupied but it's nothing like having company in person to keep me occupied though, but i seriously appreciate it all the same!
Exra Loving
the first time i had the opportunity to take care for a group of young men and women was exciting!although we had known each other only a few months,it felt like we`d known each other our entire life.i love them and i felt GOD`S love them trough.when i was moved to another area of service,i was filled with resentment because i have grown attached to the group.i thought i was going to lose them but i was mistaken.i know that no matter what happens,i`ll never be alone.GOD blessed me with a new group and i feel his exra loving care...
Junkhead - Alice In Chains
A Good Night, The Best In A Long Time A New Friend Turned Me On To An Old Favorite Nothing BetterThan A Dealer Who's High Be High, Concince Them To Buy What's My Drug Of Choice? Well, What Have You Got? I Don't Go Broke And I Do It Alot Seems So Sick To The Hypocrite Norm Running Their Boring Drills But We Are An Elite Race Of Our Own The Stoners, Junkies, And Freaks Are You Happy? I Am, Man Content And Fully Aware Money, Status, Nothing To Me 'Cause Your Life Is Empty And Bare You Can't Understand A User's Mind But Try, With Your Books And Degrees If You Let Yourself Go And Open Your Mind I'll Bet You'd Be Doing Like Me And It Ain't So Bad Say, I Do It Alot! Say, I Do It Alot! Say, I Do It Alot! Say, I Do It Alot!
August 20, 2007
Friends or family members come to you asking for help with an argument. You can play referee quite well, though you may need to make a ruling that irks one or even both of them. Stand by your call!
Dear Marina..
Dear Marina, My love, I can not stand this. It is almost (but not quite) too hard to be away from you. I am usually okay, but at times like this (especially today) it just seems too much to bear. I can not function today from thinking of you. I just have to tell you, Marina, to share with you that sacred part of my inner, secret life, the thoughts I think that everyone has but does not always say. I know that sometimes pride gets in the way of expressing emotions. I believe that is the cause of my reticence in telling you how I feel sometimes, that and the fact that passion in an extreme state can be scary, you almost just want to shut it away for fear that it will eventually destroy you. (sound familiar?) I think of my feelings, my love for you not with craving or with hope or even desire, but just with a kind of wonder that such things could be. You have opened my eyes to how love should feel. I can promise you this, I will never again settle for less. But, at this time in b
Stole It!!! Lol
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Very sweet, but baby ducks are "cute" 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? for what? I don't like big puffy anythings!!! 3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? Probably cry... 4. Group dates or single dates? A date consists of two, haven't done the group date thing since I was in school!! 5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Absolutely! If you can't be yourself, go away! 6. Are diamonds a girl's best friend? Diamonds can't be supportive, so uh, NOT! 7. Is your hair up or down today? Down 8. Do you straighten your hair? Occasionally. 9. Favorite mascara? Nicole Miller 10. Do you get your nails done? No, but I do them! 11. Small or large purses? I prefer small to medium! 12. In your purse, what are your must haves? Hmm, wallet, keys, phone, smokes, and god willing some $$s! LOL 13. Jeans or skirts? jeans 14. Do you wear
As You Know
as you notice and if you havent i havnt been on fubar as much as i use to my ex husband got killed on the 17 and i have been dealing withmy daughter,the police suspect my son and i have been dealing with that i have not for got my true friends i want to thank you for rating my pictures and im hoping to rate all of you soon love you all susan
Why Do Women Like Guys With Nice @sses???
Mothers Milk
Biology Test Students in biology were taking their final exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk," worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote; 1. It is the perfect formula for the child. 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. 3. It is always at the right temperature. 4. It is inexpensive. 5. It bonds the child to the mother, & vice versa. 6. It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell >>>>indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote; 7. It comes in really awesome containers. I'm told he got an "A"
Todays Scope
You know just what to say and when to say it, even in the most delicate or uncomfortable situations. Don't be shy -- make sure you express yourself when you feel the time is right to do so. I have been going through some hard stuff right now, and I am waiting to say the right things.
18 Double Vodka's!
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
When The Deal Goes Down
9/11 (from The Bulletin Board)
Turn On Volumethey'd always have funthey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and bigger and soonmandy knew she was pregnant againshe gave birth to a beautiful baby boy on september
Buy Me A Drink
before I have to go to work
Well Done Mess
I am not A finisher So I have NOTHING To do I've seen the Future And it has Been viewed A zillion Times before I already Helped them I have filled out The forms I drank that Beer Ended up Wherever May have Placed this In there Things stay Incomplete More remains Undone I walk in place And wonder Where is The next path To start on
You ever stand in a crowded room and yet feel so alone? Everyone needs someone. A significant other or even just a friend to trust, someone to confide in, or just be there when you need them. I have plenty of friends, and i have a wife. However i dont feel i can confide in them or trust them enough to talk about my personal stuff with. I know it seems sad i should be able t trust and confide in my wife but we have some issues and therefore i cant. As far as my friends go, they are a good bunch of guys but i wouldnt trust them with my personal stuff. You know its a guy thing. I had a very dear friend once, someone i could trust, and tell my problems too. However my wife got jealous and so my friend stays away. Nothing ever happened and nothing was ever going too. So now she stays away so she doesnt cause any problems. It really sucks though. Why cant men and women be just friends without everyone thinking something is going on? Being alone is the worst feel
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My Bath
Inspires me This place I go to every night. Desires me And feeds my soul with much delight. Captivates me The Shadows on the wall from candle light. Meditates me As my thoughts and words unite. Reflects me With my vivid imagination Connects me Which brings me stimulation Relaxes me Under the suds I lay Climaxes me As my fingers begin to play.
What's Your Pirate Name?
Your Pirate Name Is... Arch-Pirate Flirty Fran What's Your Pirate Name?
Starbucks Scourge
I just found this and I will never drink starbucks again! Not just are they overpriced and a hangout for the scourge of society, but on september eleventh, one man aiding the rescue attempts went to a starbucks to beg for water for the SURVIVORS OF THE ATTACK! (Shock victems need water and lots of it).. So did starbucks assist? You bet they did... at 130 dollars for 3 cases of water! Outback steakhouse on a whim flew food to the troops overseas (which makes me want to support outback all the more)... Does anyone else feel as disturbed as I do over this?
Getting To Know Me
01.) What's worse - A one night stand or a bad relationship? A bad relationship. 02.) Is it easier to forgive or forget? I really suck at both. 03.) Can men and women be "just friends"? Yes. 04.) Dating co-workers... Bad idea. 05.) All expenses paid vacation to where? Ireland. 06.) On the way to the electric chair - what's your last meal? That list is too long to put on here lol. 08.) When you are "in love" do you notice other people? yes. 09.) Is flirting cheating? No, but there's a fine line. 10.) Would you rather have 1 great friend or 5 pals? 1 great friend 11.) If someone called you an asshole would you be offended? nope. 12)Are you ok with your significant other being friends with other guys/girls?? depends. 13.) Would you live with someone without marrying them? yes. 14.) Favorite sport? NASCAR!!!!!!!. 15.) Is toilet paper hung over or under? Over! WTF is up with people putting it under? 17.) Friends with benefits? Those
At The Beach
Nothing like being around family to remember why I moved to CO... heheehehee Anywho.. I'm down in Myrtle Beach for the day, visiting some family and we'll head back to Charlotte for the weekend. I'll get to see the wild crazy parties my sister goes to, what the night life is, see if I can get me some.. no, not with my sister, .... yeah right! I don't think my bible thumping sister would allow any fun to be had in her vicinity. oh well. It was fun on the drive down from VA, we drove by Radison University, all these freaking uber hot college girls, me hanging out the side of a freaking mini van and I have my parents in tow... grrrr. Then in Charlotte we drove by another campus, more hotties but nope, they still weren't turned on my a goateed old fart in a minivan complete with parents. Oh well.. At least I got to look! Went to the beach today, yeep, got a burn but it's all good. Hanging around the house now, trying to bite my sarcastic tongue around grandma. At least she hasn't
Untitled wrote on Feb. 14, 2005 (a certain someone will know this is about her if she ever views my blog) its not about love its about sucide that i almost did. When I'm with you I ache for your touch When I'm without you I hurt You make me smile You make me cry I want what I shouldn't want I crave what I shouldn't crave I need where I shouldn't need Like a drug that I'm becoming addicted too. I can't have you I can't live without you Even though we haven't been together I feel you beside me, in me, with me always I fear that I'm falling for you I'm afraid of being hurt What we have is special but dangerous A life lesson we both want A lesson we both need We get closer each day Closer than friends Almost lovers
What I Have Been Up To Lately.
I am so sorry that I have not been on in a long time but I have been busy with the baby. She is now 21/2 and she just started school on August 21st. My oldest one will start school in the 5th grade on August 27th. My husband and I have been busy with going through things and organizing the house, of course when hes not at work. I am going to try and get on more often, but I am also looking for a full time job. I am so sorry to all of my friends for not being online in a long time. I hope you can forgive me. Hugs and Kisses and you know where you can find me. I am on yahoo messenger and my id is cutestlittleangel_75287. Take care and have a wonderful day. Hugs!!!!
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Love By Grace Lyrics
Love by Grace Lyrics Artist(Band):Lara Fabian Review The Song (1) Print the Lyrics Send polyphonic ringtone to your cell phone I remember the rain on the roof that morning And all the things that I wanted to say The angry words that came from nowhere without warning That stole the moment and sent me away And you standing there at the doorway crying And me wondering if I'd ever be back I said I didn't come here to leave you I didn't come here to lose I didn't come here believing I would ever be away from you I didn't come here to find out There's a weakness in my faith I was brought here by the power of love Love by grace And I remember the road just went on forever Just couldn't seem to turn that car around 'Till in the distance like a long lost treasure A phone booth that just could not be found And you standing there at the doorway waiting And the moment when we laid back down Chorus That was just a moment in time And
How The Heart Aches
fuck love and fuck the feelings that make the love, its all just lies and bitter ends that make that emotion! ah the hell with women for that matter what the hell fuck all of it all of this tidious bull shit that we call life what the fuck is its purpose any way>? ............................slow breathing comes out of my mouth as i stare at the mirror after just yelling at the top of my lungs, where, at myself i suppose. looking at my self sweating holding a gun in one hand and a picture of me and my ex with the words us against the world in the other. i clinch my teeth together and growl at my self "WHAT GOOD ARE YOU HUH? WHAT FUCKING KIND OF PERSON DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" AS i raise the gun to my head a sudden flash of darkness ingulfs me and im falling in to what i dunno but its peace ful. music then suddently surrounds me and of course being a dj its the a techno rythum but..........more like a heart beat really. "FUCK YOU!!" i scream at the darkness, nothing crys back but t
How Do I Say Goodbye
Ok Guys...don't Do This!!
Hey there everyone! So, if any of you gentlemen are wondering how NOT to speak to me upon meeting...this is it. Seriously guys, I can't speak for all women, but I'm gonna say the MAJORITY don't wanna be talked to like this by a perfect stranger. It's just creepy. This was in the shout box, so ya gotta start from the bottom and work your way up. :D Enjoy his idiocy! new tothis: how rude bye ->Daizygirl1...: because I have a tendency to speak to people who rely on wit and intelligence new tothis: wow i just cam to your face thx new tothis: WHY?? ->Daizygirl1...: well, do what you will but the conversation is SO over lol new tothis: i am actually strokin off to u riight now i cant help it please dont be mad ->Daizygirl1...: well, I take care of my 3 children and I'm a full time student new tothis: yea well that is ok so what do u do for work fun ->Daizygirl1...: nope...don't even have one actually...I guess that makes me pretty technologicall
Lonely Girl
There's a Girl who always sits and cries because her life is filled with lies Her Life is filled with sorrow. In hopes it'll be better tomorrow Every night a razor goes across her wrist No one knows she even exists People always bring her pain She tries so hard to be sane She only wants to be loved. But she only gets shoved People tell her who she should be how do I know so much? Well This Girl Is Me.
Beverly Hills Cop
Right now as I type, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Cop" on HBO. This movie is probably regarded as one of the top funniest cop comedies of all time, and for good reason. This was Eddie Murphy at his best(long before he did such acclaimed work as "The Adventures of Pluto Nash." "Daddy Day Care" was good, though). Eddie Murphy playing the role of street-saavy Detroit cop Axel Foley is his best role and it just showed that Murphy was gonna be around for awhile. I don't need to tell you what this movie is about if you've already saw it, but I just remember some of the actors from back in the day that were casted: An up-and-coming Judge Reinhold(what the hell happened to that guy, anyway) as BH cop Billy Rosewood, an up-and coming Bronson Pinchot(you remember Balki from "Perfect Strangers") as art salesman Serge and appearances by Paul Reiser and Damon Wayans, this movie rocks! Not to mention, I can pretty much recite the script by heart that it was such a great movie. BTW, this m
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So Pee'd Off With My Mum
about a month ago i found out my brother & his fiance are getting married in December this year... i've come to the decision that because he made my childhood hell & cause he still treats me like a kid that i don't wanna go to his wedding... i've told my mum this & she can't seem to get it thru to her "thick skull" that i just don't want to go to it... i've offered to pay for the airfare & accommodation costs for my daughter to go so she can see her cousin... my mum even made the threat today that if i don't go then she'll feel "guilty" & also won't go... why can't she understand that i just don't get along with my brother & no amount of alcohol at the reception is going to make me enjoy myself at the wedding... fact is when i found out my brother got engaged i couldn't even make myself feel happy for him... also another deciding factor in my not going is the fact that my boyfriend is going to be visiting me at the time of the wedding all the way from America, i can't exactly go away f
Shredded Beef Tacos
1 lb. rump steak 3 tablespoons olive oil 6 corn or flour tortillas 2 tablespoons dry oregano or 1 tablespoon fresh, minced 1 teaspoon cumin seed, ground 2 tablespoons olive oil 2 large onions, thinly sliced 4 garlic cloves, peeled and crushed cilantro (optional) salt and pepper, to taste shredded lettuce salsa sour cream In a large skillet or dutch oven, saute steak over high heat on both sides in 2 tablespoons olive oil with 2 cloves garlic and one of the onions, until meat has browned. Add water or beef broth to cover. Reduce heat and simmer for 1-2 hours, or until meat is tender. Remove meat to a cutting board and allow to cool. Shred the meat using two large forks pulling in opposing directions. Transfer shredded steak to a bowl and season with ground cumin, oregano, and salt and pepper. Cook's Note: Use fresh herbs and spices if you can; once you've tasted the difference between ground cumin seed and the pre-ground stuff that's been sitting on a shelf, there w
well just when shit is going goood i hit a wall agin at my job i got supended because of this shit here on pa tht i went to jail on is on my record so they supended me till they find out more about it hope everything gose well so i can get back to wrk and make up for lost time and money
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This recipe serves: 6 Preparation time: 10 minutes Cooking time: 20 minutes Ingredients 1 cup sugar (more or less, depending on taste) 3/4 cup water 4 cups Black Mission figs, stemmed and halved Cooking Instructions 1. Bring the sugar and water to a boil over high heat. Simmer for 5 minutes. This will dissolve the sugar and make a syrup. 2. Add the fruit and continue to cook for about 5 to 10 minutes, until just tender. 3. Remove the fruit from the juice and set aside....
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Nsfw Issue
I am starting to think that Fubar is advocating the viewing of their website while at work with the NSFW tag. If I was a company I would look to sue Fubar. Advocating the viewing of this website while at work is basicly stealing money from the company. the employee is getting paid to produce, not view websites. So Fubar is behind the idea of stealing time from your employer. And with enough people making a stand the NSFW should go away, or maybe a law suit for theaft of time is needed.
215,000 To Godfather
COME ON EVERYONE..THIS IS NOTHING TO GET...AND THERE ARE LOTS RATING..SHES A LEVELER...GO SHOW HER SOME MAD LOVE Lets all help make her a God Father. Shes got 215,000 to God Father and her Happy Hour is coming up next hour. Shes got a lot of pictures and stash to rate.Show her some love. ღBalieღplz fan n r8 b4 addღ@ fubar
I Want This.
When I Run Away From You; Follow Me. When I Pout My Lips; Kiss Me. When I Kick; Hug Me Tight. When I Call You Crazy; I'm Crazy About You. When I Am Silent; I'm Finding A Way To Say I Love You. When I Ignore You; I Want Your Attention. When I Pull Away; Grab Me By The Waist N Say You'll Never Let Go. When You See Me At My Worst; Tell Me I'm Beautiful When I Scream At You; Tell Me You Love Me. When You See Me Walking; Sneak Up Behind Me && Rest Your Head On My Shoulder. If I Dont Call You; I'm Waiting By The Phone For You To Call Me. When I'm Scared; Hold Me. When I Look Like Something's The Matter; Kiss Me && Tell Me Everything Will Be Alright. When I Hold Your Hand; Play With My Fingers.
How Not To Get Invited Back To Church
1. During Communion, when handed a wafer, declare loudly: "No thanks, I'm a pagan." 2. During Communion, when handed a wafer or wine, libate. 3. During Communion, when handed a wafer, break off a piece and pass it to the person on you left, saying "May you never hunger." 4. During Communion, when offered wine, pull out your athame and perform the symbolic Great Rite. 5. Ask if the communion wafers come with dipping sauce. If anyone answers "No" pull out a bottle of honey mustard. 6. After eating the wafer and drinking the wine, emit a LOUD burp and sigh. 7. Vomit. 8. When the minister invites the congregation to pray, pull out a drum and start chanting. 9. Make change from the collection plate. 10. During the sermon, keep raising your hand. 11. Keep referring to Jesus as "God's Bastard". 12. Get "the spirit". (This works best in Catholic or Southern Baptist venues) 13. While the rest of the congregation is singing "Michael Row the Boat
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The Value Of Life (tell Me What You Think)
holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the ! air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter w
Fuck Love
I think this fucking elephant likes my chest!
Star Trek Guide To Neo Paganism
Gene Rodenberry went to his grave, telling stories that, although they supposedly happened light years away, were relevant to our every day lives. From the beginning, he claimed that the characters and races on Star Trek were parallels for people here on Earth. Little did anyone know that the characters were actually taking on traits of Neo-Pagan sects across the country! Was Gene Pagan? Who knows, but sit back and enjoy this little trip, where no Pagan has gone before... Wiccans - The United Federation of Planets The Federation means well. They let just about everybody into their little social club, so long as they agree to play nice. They don't talk about rules much, but keep referring to one Prime Directive that all other laws are based on. That said, they frequently violate that rule when the need suits them. Often heard speaking in various UK accents, even though they're not from the islands (Et tu, Jean-Luc?) Asatruar - Klingons Obsessed with honor and combat. Have no qua
Tahoe Brunch
Must be prepared 24 hours in advance) - Doubled fits in largest pyrex casserole. 12 slices white bread (crusts removed) 2-3 tbsp. butter or margarine (softened) 1/2 cup butter or margarine 1/2 lb. fresh mushrooms, trimmed and sliced 2 cups thinly sliced yellow onions Salt and pepper 1 1/2 lbs. mild Italian sausage 3/4 to 1 lb. cheddar cheese, grated 5 eggs 3 tsp. Dijon mustard 2 1/2 cups milk 1 tsp. dry mustard 1 tsp. ground nutmeg 2 tbsp. finely chopped fresh parsley Butter bread and set aside. In a 10 to 12" skillet, melt the 1/2 cup butter and brown mushrooms and onions. Salt and pepper to taste and set aside. Cook sausage cut into bite six pieces. Grease an 11" x 17" shallow casserole, layer 1/2 of the bread, mushroom mixture, sausage and cheese. Mix eggs, milk, both mustards, nutmeg, 1 teaspoon and 1/8 teaspoon pepper. Pour over cheese. Cover and chill overnight. Sprinkle with parsley and bake uncovered in preheated 350º F oven for 1 hour until bubbly. Serve immed
If Time Stood Still
I wish the world would change turn upside down and time stand still while I watch my own mistakes. All the words I said to him everything I thought we shared turned into lies and in the end he never said goodbye. My heart is acheing now but still I do not cry the way it is as time stands still the tears are froze in time. Raksha Soulraven ©2007
Important Safty Information!!!
I just read the following in a Bulletin. This is some good information & wanted to make sure people see it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I want to bring something to everyone's attention. This won't apply to all, or even many, of you, but it's something to think about. Feel free to add/edit/blog/bulletin, if you so desire. I've been noticing an increase in the amount of people who are putting their family at risk, in my opinion. I've seen pictures in public folders with children holding school certificates w/ their first and last name and the name of their school. I've seen profiles with first and last names, as well as hometown, listed¡¦ with pix of children with the child's first name. I realize that the child's last name is not always the same as the parent, but many times it is. Just today, I saw a picture in a public folder of a little boy standing outside of his school. The school's name was in huge letters and the caption read "Eric's first day o
Yay Me
You currently have 286 of 290 uploaded. I DID IT!! From over 1900 photos... down to my non VIP photo level limit. So to congratulate me.. why dont ya go make sure you rated and commented them all :D My personal family pics are locked ... mail me if you want to rate them. I really wanna GodMother. xo
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