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Reality Tv Junkie.
Since I had a ton of time to kill and no internet to harass everyone with,I became hooked on reality TV shows. It started out with an innocent viewing of Dog The Bounty Hunter.Then, I found myself watching Mythbusters,Kid Nation,Survivorman,Ghost Hunters,The Contender and Rock of Love with Bret Michaels from Poison. I hope to get rehabbed of this annoying habit before American Idol starts airing again.

Profile Photos And All The Boobs
I don't get it. Why is every other woman on here bending over frontwards (or backwards) to show off their boobs in their photos?? All women have them. Some are big, some are small, but it's not like a guy has never seen a pair before. So what, did you pay so much for them you need to advertise them? For the love of Playtes, keep those things in your shirt/dress/swimsuit or whatever. Have a little modestly ladies! And no, I'm not blogging this because I'm jealous and flat chested - I've got real, wonderful boobs, thank you very much. I just don't feel the need to share all kinds of cleavage and spillage with the world. Much love, Me

Get Your Plates Ready! This Is Incredible!
GET YOUR PLATES READY! THIS IS INCREDIBLE! Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing. Imagine that! When I found it, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (Orville Redenbacher's Low Fat) Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done. And you thought I couldn't cook.........

Killing Loneliness...... *thanks Joe*
Killing Loneliness lyrics Memories, sharp as daggers Pierce into the flesh of today Suicide of love took away all that matters And buried the remains in an unmarked grave in your heart With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you saved me, Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb I'm killing loneliness Nailed to the cross, together As solitude begs us to stay Disappear in the lie forever And denounce the power of death over our souls and secret words are said to start a war With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you saved me, Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb I'm killing loneliness Killing loneliness With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you

The Journey Of A Thousand Blogs....
Well, heres a novelty...me stuck for words... I have another blog on my website (http://kennyandyvvy.dontexist.org) which i update when I can but im pretty sure nobody is reading them. Maybe they're boring, or nobody knows they exist; either way, i'll carry on updating it when I can. I used to keep a journal up to a few years ago, and I stopped doing that because, quite frankly, it would have sent you over the edge into the firey pits of morose. Reading back over them a few weeks ago, I realised that all I did was whinge about how shite my life was, and how I missed opportunities and breaks, all intermingled with sentences that would have you opening veins left right and centre. But sitting here, typing words into a blog that probably nobody except me and the wife will read, I realise that I could have easily taken the breaks and grabbed each opportunity by the bollocks and squeezed til they loved me. But I didn't. I....didnt..... I could have.... .... but i d

My Car
Ok anyone who knows me will know i have had some problems with my car thanks to the damn cops it got defected for two bald rear tyres and put through a full roadworthy. upon which many after market changes were found (um my bad) lol 1st its to low well thats fixed 100mm is the lowest allowed about 3 inches well mine had in inch clearance body to ground lol 2nd some body work thats done to 3rd i have a large sound system some holes were cut in the inner body to fit them and well lets just say they don't like that kind of thing around here so its booked in for tomorrow to have panels cut and welded to replace the ones removed most of my car is now a shell until the work is completed. new set of tyres all round and looks like a new rim also. well they got me for about 10 offenses so im pissed big time. anyway i thought this would be a good time to overhaul some of my sound system refit some things and attach some of my amps to one of my sub woofer boxes ect change is a good t

Night Dreams
As I lay here in bed tonight. Thoughts run ramped through my head. As I drift off into sleep. I turn and look, You are next to me. We are together under the midnight skies, Full of stars and the moonlight above. A warm tropical breeze, Blowing through the air. You hold me in your arms, Telling me you care. How your love for me will never die. The way you are always going to try. Wanting me with you til the end of time. Then taking my hand into eternity. You kiss me deeply, Then look in my eyes. As you softly whisper I Love You. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

My Apologies!
I have never lost a friend due to misunderstanding. Usually things are talked out. You know -'What did you mean?' What was that about?' 'Whyn did you say that?' All the norm!. However I lost a friend due to misunderstanding. The friend "Destiny". Very cool person, very cool! Please be careful of how you phrase stuff when you make comments to people you dont know, be sure its solid comment, not a comedic comment that will be taken seriously. No one really has any thing in common. Please, before you judge someone for what they said understand them first. As the old saying goes """Never Judge A Book By Its Cover!!"""

Most Embarrassing First Date
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her compani

Not Sure What To Think But Hey...ya Never Know Right?
life seems unfair at times. I'm sure that we hve all been there done that. but when the good things happen do we all question why they happen? Or do you just accept it. I have recently had some really goo dthings happen to me, and I am happy about that. There is nothing that I want to change right now. School is going as it always does, and YEAH! I'm almost done, then I can find a job and move on from this part of my life. there are many friends and relatives in my life that have been right here next to me, helping, encouraging and whatever else it took to keep me moving towards my goal...and for that Thank you all for that very much! I am moving forward in my life, and things look really good. Job opportunites, friends and more are looking better everyday...I'm delaing with some health issues but nothing that can't be solved. And to my best cheering squad: Scott, Brian and Rob....((BUG HUGS)) to you and may you find and recieve everything that you deserve....H&K My Gir

Love Is
I WILL GIVE YOU AS MUCH AS I CAN.. IF YOU WILL SHOW ME HOW TO GIVE MORE THEN I WILL GIVE MORE. I CAN ONLY GIVE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO RECEIVE OR ALLOW ME TO GIVE. IF YOU RECEIVE ALL I CAN GIVE THEN MY LOVE IS ENDLESS AND FULFILLED. IF YOU RECEIVE A PORTION OF MY LOVE THEN I WILL GIVE OTHERS THE BALANCE I AM CAPABLE OF GIVING. I MUST GIVE ALL THAT I HAVE BEING WHAT I AM. Author: ??

The King Of Hearts
I love you like crazy you complete me from A to Z I can't see anyone but you and me. You're one of a kind, but not just any kind. Some are like kings and royalty, not quite rich like they'd wish to be. At dusk I wonder towards the sky, I wish the sand in the bottle would speed up time. In the end, distance is only half. I lay my future in a Celtic cross. You appear in the deck, more of red like hearts and romance and the the king wins the heart of an Aries Queen. Outside, the castle is white, and water is wine in grapes that soon will be plucked as the beige pit inside a juicy peach. I remember the noble king from the white castle and, sand disappeared, when the king gave the queen... ... his name.

Repost For A Freind This Made Me Sick
I don't know where this came from...I wasn't even talking to him and he's not on my friends list...just appeared from under a rock somewhere I guess!! grrrrrr JONAS@ fubar (repost of original by '♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥♥' on '2007-11-03 21:08:40')

Poor Communication Lmao
A man staggered into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." That's when I made my big mistake." " What did you do?" asked the doctor. Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours'! "I don't remember much after that."

Why Do We Feel
Well here we go... It is funny how pain works.. I mean we all know that it is electroids relaying information from our nerves to our brain But how do you explain the pain when you lose something you love or you walk away because it is time.. I think that this pain is the worst type of pain because it seems everlasting. I can hurt myself and move on knowing that the pain will go away but the pain of the heart now that is a different story. I can try to shake it loose but it stays right there and nothing i do makes it leave. I have tried so many things but it doesnt leave it is like my soul is empty now but I know that it will fill again in time. but does that help the present not really. Does it help that when you walk away you question yourself for doing it. NOT REALLY. I know that there is someone out there for me I know this but how can I stop this feeling that I walked away from the one... Well I guess it helps that I didnt really have much say in it.. So I walk away and hope that o

My Friend Is In A Contest Ends Wednsday Please Help
MY FRIEND IS IN A CONTEST AND I TOTALLY FORGOT WHICH IS NOT GOOD AND HE IS WAY BEHIND SO I AM ASKING FOR ANY BOMBING FAMILY TO PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND OUT I CANT DO THIS BY MYSELF SO PLEASE PLEASE JUST HELP MY FRIEND OUT IT ENDS IN 2 DAYS AND HE COULD REALLY USE THE HELP SO IF ANYONE OUT THERE COULD JUST HELP HIM IT WOULD BE GREAT PLEASE JUST HELP MY FRIEND OUT THIS HERE IS THE CONTEST PIC CLICK THE PIC AND COMMENT AWAY :D THANK YOU VERY MUCH JENNY~Jam Bear's Lil Sissie~Kae's Twin ~AnImAl's Fu Wife~Dj Bound's Fu Wife~@ fubar

Good Vibes
K, here's the deal... Greg and I have yet ANOTHER bet going. This is the steepest one ever. The prize involves a salute... *blushing* Soooo anyway, send some good vibes to my boys tonight!!! I gotta go cook dinner and feed the 2 little pigs before the show starts. :D And, gooooooo Steelers! Much love, my friends!

Do You Get Enough Sleep?
You Sometimes Don't Get Enough Sleep You're often more tired than you'd like, and you're probably not getting enough quality sleep. Sleeping a little more could make you a lot more energetic and happy. Try having a bedtime, keep your bedroom cool, and only eat fruit before bed.Do You Get Enough Sleep?

Separation Anxieties!?
So the inactive wife has moved out for about 8months or so now. Still married to her. I had hoped at one time to mend matters, now I have lost that desire to since she threw a wrench in the works and stated that she has had a BF for about that long(my intuition says longer) but she didnt want to say anything prior, hoping that things have changed for the better. Better for What?! Not only that she only seems to show interest around payday?(me OWNED?! dont think so) What do ya say? The same as I do?! FUCK THAT! Her financial struggles due to her wanting to move out and on are not on me anymore, I say let this so called BF support her broke and broken ass.

Poem For Thoughts
my life is not too great. my life is not worth nill nor is my life too rough or edges sanded smooth my life IS my own of that much I am sure and all the rest is unknown. and knowledge all but pure should I live my life for you or should I live for me and then again could it be a God that I will live for. witch ever way I choose to live I know my life is mine even if I choose too die in death I know i'll shine life is for the living not ment for death to be but death has a place in life but its only the living who see my life thats mine now stands in time I in death my life can't be By Michael T 2005

Thanks Steve
Steve ~*~Club F.A.R.~*~@ fubar I Want To Thank You From My Heart For Buying The Vip For Me Without Your Help I Wouldnt Of Gotten To This Level. I Appreciate Very Much. Your A Great Friend To Have And Im Glad That I Have Met A Sweet Man Like You. Hugs And Kisses To You!

I Do Not Want This Poem To Go Too Deep
I do not want this poem to go too deep. It's premature, and love's too far away. But there are things I feel the need to say Rather than more days of silence keep. I hope for you it's not too great a leap To hear me talking to you in this way. My fears sometimes my sentiments betray, Telling me to put my thoughts to sleep. Ever since we met I've thought of you As something more than just a passing friend. You seem so lovely, like a melody That haunts me with the wisp of something true. You haunt me still, and so I won't pretend: I tell you this that you might think of me.

Camping?
i want to go really bad i havent gone in soooo long in fact its been years.i want to go hiking and sleep under the stars and go fishing lol yesi like to fish anyways i need to save money to go so i probably wont get to go for a long time damn and also i need to find my sleeping bag which may or may not be in organ which means i may have to beg my dad to send it to me and knowing selma it will take months to get a package sent here nearly 800 miles away .maybe ill go to crappy apple valley if i went there id also get to see heather and her kid hahah no i think a stricktly wild trip will do hmmm planning

Love And Friendship
Love and Friendship Love is like the wild rose-briar, Friendship like the holly-tree— The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms But which will bloom most constantly? The wild-rose briar is sweet in the spring, Its summer blossoms scent the air; Yet wait till winter comes again And who will call the wild-briar fair? Then scorn the silly rose-wreath now And deck thee with the holly's sheen, That, when December blights thy brow, He may still leave thy garland green.

New Update Up Yesterday
Ok..well I'm a day late and a dollar short. Or is that the other way around? I'm the worst with catchy sayings lol. Anyhow, I put up a new update yesterday and if you didn't see it then you might want to stop in and check it out. Yummy toy fun! HOpe you stop in and check me out ;0) I also have new privatecamz archives for my members to view as well. I now have over a thousand archived shows for members to view for free just for joining and being a member of my site. You just log into the club side, then go to webcam, and from there it'll open a new page with pages and pages of entertainment for you. All shows are updated as soon as I finish the show. So everything is kept up to date. Starting with most recent and working your way back to last November. I know you'll love what I have for you there! PLUS members get access to all of these sexy sites as well. Just log into the members area and click on the flashing banner above my header pic. It'll take you to where you need to go. Th

Lyrics Still
It's Meat Loaf tonight folks!! Meat Loaf- Blind as a Bat I am not afraid To show you who i am And i am not ashamed of my life Though i've walked alone Down this cold and soulless road I've always felt you deep in my bones With every step i rise and fall, with everything to gain I end up losing it all When the darkness gets in I scream out and Your light sets me free I'm not afraid of the past no more I'm not afraid that i'm bad for good I used to dance to the Devil's beat, If i could bust into Hell i would, I'm not afraid to shed all my skin I'm not afraid of the faults you see I'm tearing down these walls right now, They're coming down 'cause i believe Your love is blind, Blind as a bat The way you're leading me Home like that Your love is blind, Blind as a bat I'm not afraid when they kick me down, I'm not afraid when i start to bleed I'm not afraid if i live or die, I'm not afraid 'cause i believe Your love is blind, Blind as a bat Th

Why Men Are Never Depressed:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 . People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Yo

Announcement - The End
Here is a rundown of the conversation we don't want to have eighteen million times, so here is the gist of how each one would go: "Hey you two, happy anniversary!" "Thanks!" "How long has it been now?" "Four years." "That's awesome! Congratulations!" "Thank you!" "So what are you going to do to celebrate?" "We're going out to dinner later this evening." "Oh cool! How have you filled your day so far?" "Well, she slept until 12:30. When we finally got her out of bed and dressed we headed down to the courthouse and filed for divorce." "You did not. What did you really do?" "We went to the courthouse and filed for divorce." "Come on, be serious." "We are serious." *blink* "What?" "You heard us." "But... but... why?!" "We have our reasons, but we'd prefer to keep them to ourselves." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry." "It's okay, really. We're taking this surprisingly well. I mean, sure it sucked when we made the final decision. And we

How Often Sickness Can Provide Clarity
Do not make someone a priority, when you are only an option... That is my new headline and it seems to fit me rather well. I have been on both sides of this happy equation. But we'll get back to that in a bit. Got my recall letter from my previous job so it looks like my happy butt is going back to working 19 hour days here shortly in order to get out of debt and recover from some of my more foolish endeavors. I'll be working 6am to 2:30pm Mon-Fri and 2:30pm til 1am Mon-Thurs, I'll do this for a few months or so given that I over extended myself on more than a few things but hey...when did I ever do anything half-ass, A few people have voiced some concern in regards to my health and it is much appriciated. But that being said it's either this or a slow decent into ruin. Who knows this may also keep my mind off of things that have been running rampant in my mind. Poor choices, excessive amiount of faith......that sort of thing. Now back to the first line. Nothing...NOTHING good

Raped By The Night
Slipping silently into my room I slumber, Awaiting my doom You see me as I lay Spread across my bed, plain as day You think it will be okay They wont catch you, No, not today Grasping my hands in your own Afraid for my life, I am all alone Covered by your hand, I cannot scream Help me someone, Taking pleasure it would seem Got to free myself from your grips Tearing off my clothes, starting at my hips Strangled, unable to breathe Still not able to break free Kisses, supposed to be passionate Not forced by someone you've never met Kicking and crying, you tear at my top Trying to scream, begging you to stop Getting no where, tiring I begin To see you'll obviously win How many other women went through What with me you are about to do Given this broken state of mind Is there a God, Give mea sign. Spare me of this pain and sorrow Deliver me so that I may live tomorrow I'm sorry for all those who Where also victimized by you But at least give me a ch

Backed Into A Corner
I made you a promise And gave you my word Why is it, tell me this What is it you heard? I know I said I would stay away And keeping my word was hard to do I know there is nothing I can say But I am so sorry I hurt you There is always something That gets in the way And all the hurt it would bring If I were to say I fell for him too What more is there What am I to do And I know you care my intentions are and were As well as remain the same The have always been pure No, this wasn't a game I will back away but not too slow Give you the time and distance To think and in doing so By not giving in to your resistance I cant be the one to hurt you I wont be the one to make you cry acting as if you don't hurt, but you do But if you truly need me I will be by your side I wish you the best in life All the joys love can bring so I don't cause anymore strife Alas, good evening I love you both from the bottom of my heart

Dear Fubar Friend's And Family's
Dear Fubar Friend's and Family, I wanted to know if you can help me leve up on here.And i can do the same to you.Cause i wanna get off level 19 and go to levl 20 or more.So can you please help me level up.And thank you for having me here. SexyBitch Cocoktails & Dreams Lounge aka Krystina

I Am Wondering Why Love Hurts.
why is it that the person u are in love with hurts you so bad. The man i thought that loved me just asked me today. If i still want him in my life or do i just want him as a friend. I hate feeling that he doesn't want me anymore.

Safe Sex
Rules for cyber sex -An explaination of the rules for successful cyber sex 1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you

Dadies Day -warning - Very Sad But True
Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, For a man who w

Come And See Tha Sexiest Ladys Get Down And Dirty
IF SO BRING IT WITH YA & COME CHECK OUT YA BOY L.O.C. LIVE @ THE BLUE LOUNGE DJ L.O.C.~~Owner/DJ JUST CLICK HERE AND ENTER THE (BLUE) LOUNGE (repost of original by 'DJ L.O.C. ~Blue Lounge Boss~' on '2007-11-09 12:51:06') (repost of original by '.::Juggal3tt3 Princ3ss::.Bartender@Blue Lounge¢¾Wiccan Wifey' on '2007-11-09 12:53:14') (repost of original by 'DJ L.O.C. ~Blue Lounge Boss~' on '2007-11-09 14:27:02') (repost of original by 'evil angel ~Drunk Goddess & Manager of the Blue Lounge~' on '2007-11-09 14:56:26') (repost of

Do You Want A Tag
Do You Want a Tag? Heads Up Friends and Confederate Members! The Watcher needs 136,388 to Henchman. We need to get him leveled, PLEASE HELP. For ONLY TONIGHT the First 20 people to rate at least 30 of his pictures and 30 of his stash items gets a new personal or Confederate made by me. If you are out of rates you can rate 60 stash items. If you want to check out some of my work first please do so. You want be disappointed. Please leave me a comment in this blog so I will know who you are and The Watcher will let me know who is rating. Thanks Everyone! Peace! Here is The Watchers link…SHOW HOW WE ROCK!

In Your Castle
You made me a castle out of love, and placed it in my hands. We sit here watching ourselves, run around inside. Running continuously. No thought, no care, No breath. But we keep chasing each other. I look up and you're gone. I'm watching this alone. I look down and you're not there. I'm chasing nobody. I stop in your footsteps, and look up at myself. A breeze twirls me and I collapse. Down with me falls the castle. I sit here in the dark, the castle pouring through my fingers. I quickly open my eyes, to find you handing me the castle, I carelessly let drop.

Easy Crockpot Beef Brisket
For this recipe, you need: * 1 beef brisket, about three pounds or so and for the sauce you need: * 1 cup of ketchup * 1 cup of brewed coffee * 1 cup of beer You can cook this dish in the oven, or in a crockpot if you have one. Trim and Brown the Beef Brisket Begin by trimming the excess fat from the outside of the beef. This cut is pretty lean, so there is not much that I need to trim off. In a skillet, heat up about one tablespoon of oil over very high heat. When the oil is hot, place the brisket in the skillet and let it brown on all sides. You will only need to let it cook for about thirty seconds or so per side. Mix the Beef Brisket Sauce In a large bowl, mix together the coffee, beer, and ketchup. If you are going to cook this in the oven, place the beef in a casserole dish and pour the sauce over it. Cook the Beef Brisket Then, cover the dish and let it cook at 350 degrees for about three hours. If you are using a crockpot, place the meat and

What People Really See
Everyday I usually try to be nice and polite to people(think before i say something stupid). Treat them like i would want to be treated, breakdown things nicely to them(because who really wants to hear the truth anyway...just kidding:)Keep the peace(don't say anything that would make anybody angry). when I get angry... I just shut up and keep to myself(my friend who can tell when im pissed off usually shut up too, thank you sooo much) ALL of this takes ALOT of patience and self control.THIS WORKS FOR ME but, there is always one day sooner or later when I have no patience for anybody (but my closest close of all close few of those close good friends(two maybe three people))On that day (i'll call my darkday for now), i have no care in the world (soundss wonderful doesn't it?), if what i say doesn't make you happy, to bad, let me repeat that for you

"my Little Chicken"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my little chicken People say you're using me In your heart you're a killer But I know the worst I should fear is A slight case of salmonella So lie right back Don't you cry If an egg can fit in there Why can't I.....mmmmmmm Oh my little Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk You're my love My little chicken likes To wear garter belts

Missing Something
“I’m lonely,” Minna admitted. “So am I.” He didn’t look at her, but looked away, beyond the trees, down the path to the valley. “I didn’t like living with the children’s father, but I’m still lonely for a man. Crazy, isn’t it?” Her words were thoughtful, musing. She let her sewing drop to her lap, stilling her hands. Instead of following his gaze, Minna looked the other way, down to the sparkling lake that fed the crops and watered the livestock. They were both quiet for several minutes. “Do you know what I miss?” Minna’s voice had a dreamy quality to it. Unnoticed by her, Ben had leaned back into the grass and was watching the clouds and they took on the colors of late afternoon. He turned his face toward her now, seeing that her chin was in her hand, her eyes glazed in her daydream. Startled by how young she looked with wisps of hair escaping her braided coil, he could only stare. In this light, her hair looked like flaming silk of scarlet, gold, even platinum. Her face

Oh Grow Up......lol
We shall not cease from exploration, And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive from where we started And know the place for the first time. --T. S. Eliot We spend much of our lives looking forward to milestones we hope will mark our passage into wisdom - that time and place when once and for all we will know all there is to know. When I am 13, I'll be grown up, we say. When I am 16, 18, 21, drive a car, graduate, marry, write a book, own a house, find a job, or retire; then I'll be grown up. When we seek complete transformation, mere insight is disappointing. We find we don't know all there is to know - not at thirteen or 35 or 80. We are still growing up. The baby, the child, the younger person each of us was yesterday is still with us; we continue to love, hate, hurt, grieve, startle, delight, feel. There is no magic moment of lasting enlightenment; simply a series of fleeting moments lived one at a time each day. They bring us home to who we've always bee

Firtst Lady Of Fubar Contest Now Open
First Lady of Fubar Contest start time Sunday nov. 11 @ 12:00 pm central Ending time SaturDay nov. 17 @ 12:00 pm central Prizes 1'st place 7 day blast or 1 month vip 2'nd place 3 day blast 3'rd place 1 day blast comment bombing contest self comment bombing allowed contest entrants Trophy Wife Toastergirl Sweetness RedGurl Horny AngeL Andrea Satin SexyButEviL Chelly Coco chanel Queen of the Concrete Jungle Hearts of Love Perky Lauria

This Is My New
Yea I only been here for about two week and all, so things aren't the way that I want them yet, it takes a little time for things to happen the way I want them any way. But it is fun not to have anybody telling you what to do and what not to do any more most people know what it is that I'm talking about and if you don't than you haven't grown up yet.

Wtf!!!!!!!!!
OK THIS SUCKS I JUST GOT STUCK HERE ON THIS SITE FOR 25 MINUTES WITH BOUNCER FLAGS NO JOKE I WAS TRYING TO RATE TWO PAGES AND EVERY TIME THE BOUNCERS CAME UP THIS WENT ON OVER 50 TIMES UNTIL I SIGNED OUT AND REOPENED A NEW BROWSER I GOT IT ABOUT ANOTHER 5 TIMES BEFORE THE FUBAR BOUNCERS ALLOWED ME TO THE PAGES WTF!!!!!!!!! BABY J THIS SITE SUCKS MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY THE FUN HAS GONE FROM HERE AS I AM SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE AGREE WHAT USED TO BE A RELAXING AND FUN PLACE HAS BECOME NOTHING MORE THEN A HINDRANCE AND ANNOYANCE SO I SAY ITS THEM OR US EITHER BOUNCER CHECKS GO (OR BECOME LESS OF A PROBLEM) OR I AM OUT OF HERE I CAN STILL CHAT AND CATCH UP WITH MY FRIENDS ON OTHER SITES EG FACEBOX, MYSPACE, NETVIBE, IMUV ECT OR EVEN THROUGH MY OWN WEBSITE WHICH YOUS FUCKS WONT EVEN ALLOW ME TO POST THE URL TO TALK ABOUT NAZI RULE OR WHAT!!!!!! SO HITLER OH SORRY I MEAN BABY J! ITS TIME FOR SOME CHANGE HERE OR I CAN GUARANTEE YOU! THE NUMBERS WILL DROP. PLEASE IF YOU AGREE W

And I Will Go (not A Poem, But A Letter)
I wish I weren't as selfish as I allow myself to be. In the moment my minds eye becomes clouded with anger and rage that I can not see the fault of noone is none other than my own. And in the end through those I have hurt, the pain pierces my self image as well. You no longer want me around regardless of my past,present or future self because they are all the same.I am sorry I have wasted your time and hurt your pride amongst other things. Mostly i am sorry that I was unjust with children, your children. I am also sorry that I mistaking thought myself a parent as I am not, I have limits nor did I or do I have the right to test those limits. I have no excuse that will be good enough, and excuses really are lies we tell ourselves to feel justified in an unjustified act. I dont blame your anger for my actions and reactions. I don't blame the children for my anger nor you. Nor do I blame your lack of love or want of me. I am my own victim and in the process I have so made you and "your" ch

Another Day
this damn horoscope has been scaring me Daily Horoscope: Taurus For November 12,2007 Your thinking takes a philosophical turn today and you may decide that it's time to re-evaluate your goals or ambitions for the next few years. It's all positive, so face it with an open heart.

Go Show My Friend Some Luv!
THIS IS MY FRIEND AND SHE IS GOIN TO BE GETTIN MARRIED JUNE 28TH,2008! PLEASE GO SHOW HER SOME LUV! ~TÅmmY~ Å§§T mÅngër @ clüb wëT bÅr & bÅckØffÅngël§ për§ØnÅl Å§§T & prØTëcTëÐ bY~mërlïnlïvë§@ fubar

Quick Breakfast Quesadilla
Ingredients * 1 egg * 1 ounce grated low-fat cheese or Parmesan cheese * 1 tablespoon salsa * 1 small flour tortilla (preferably whole wheat) Directions 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. 2. Scramble the egg quickly in a small skillet. 3. Fold in the salsa and cheese. 4. Put the tortilla on a lightly oiled cookie sheet. 5. Put the egg mixture on one half and fold over the other half to cover. 6. Bake for 5 minutes or until the tortilla is crisp. 7. Sit down with your morning pick me up and enjoy!

Hmmm...
-----------------From: Rachel.Date: Nov 12, 2007 4:08 AMsmall> Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Preps""Geeks"

Just Like A Baby
A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make; the reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. If the guy wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her. The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage. Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the marriage, it is okay with him. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage. They were happy that they were honest with each other. They went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; sh

Blanket
let me hide under the guise of threads forming a heavy coated blanket one that i can put over my head to block the sun that once sparked the morning whispers to hide from the moon that once threw kisses every evening sky let me lie, underneath the comfort knowing that i can be invisible so that the tribulations will go past me the hurts will skip me and go away that i can hide and be in shadows where i can hold my scars heal the traces of every wound shed the tears that no one cares to catch be invisible..under the comforting guise

Stories...
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

Temporary Adoption
So the other night my friend calls me up, asks if i want a cat...all i think is, "not another freaking cat! i already have 2!" i tell her no, but i'll try to find a home for it, since they couldnt bring her in the house and it was raining and freezing cold outside. I end up taking the damn cat home with me, and she's soooo adorable! She's all black with just a little white spot on her chest. The problem...the other 2 cats i have HATE HER, and are even fighting with each other now (and they are mom and son) None of them wanted to eat, unless i give them their own plate... So i'm giving it till this saturday, otherwise i have to get rid of poor Abby (black cat) she's so cute and loves me! but i cant get rid of mom and patches, since i've had them for almost a year now.... Anyone want a black kitty cat? free to good home! litter trained! she's about 8 months old or so! :(

Who Am I
WHO AM I ! WHO AM I ! magnify WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN!!!!! I HUNT PREDATORS AND PREY ALIKE. HUNTERS HAVE FALLEN LIKE THE FALSE LIGHT. THE DARK ONE. THE FALLEN ONE. MY TRUE NAMES BRINGS FEAR TO FALSE LIGHT. LIKE THE MOUNTAIN THAT STAND ETERNAL SO IS MY NAME.... WHO AM I? Tags: lordofdragon | Edit Tags

Omg "nsfw" On My Bikini Pic ...huh????
No way!!! I see some girls with thongs on ????? As their default pics????? This is a bikini that covers up more then that ???? This is the second time this happened ???? I dont get it !!! Please explain to me how something u can view on regular prime time tv, as banned from this site that has porn on peoples comments ???

Young Love
Every night he watches her. Wanting, wishing for something that he can’t have. This won’t keep him from her, he is adolescence after all; the rules mean nothing to him. So he sits on the rooftop across from her window. He knows she cannot see him; he has made an art of hiding in the shadows. She is SO beautiful, he thinks to himself. I must have her. But how am I going to get her? As he hung from his perch that day, sleep would not come to him, not while he didn’t have her. He had to think of someway to get her. He did not wish to bite her, not yet he didn’t want to, knowing that she wouldn’t love him and she would be stuck with him, he couldn’t bare that. He must get close to her first. But HOW? He could not go out during the day and she never left during the night, not with the rumors of the monsters floating around, her uncle and aunt would not let her out. I must steal her away when she is in her room during the night he realized. The next week he watched her trying to figur

Show Whitetailhunter Some Love
Hugs to my Confederate Family! Everyone is just totally AWESOME! We need to help White Tail Hunter Leveling, he has a ways to go to get to Fuberlord, but let’s start helping him today. He has been excellent in rating other family members. LET’S ROCK HIS PAGE AND SHOW JUST HOW MIGHTY WE ARE!!!!

Today Sucks
Today my little girl who has ADHD and has been so hard for me to handle went to go live with her dad and grandparents, so i feel like crap and I love her and miss her already. this was such a hard decision for me to make, not sure how this is gonna go, and i need to focus on my other daughter more who is needing help too but whos dad has been passed away for a few yrs now.

The Ringmaster
Thanks mostly goes to The God above!!! #1 Wax Museum This song basically says to take responsiblity for your actions. #2 Murder Go Round What goes around comes around. #3 Chicken Huntin' Don't hate people because they are different. #4 Mr Johnson's Head Again this gives the idea that racism only leads to death. #5 Southwest Song You don't have to be perfect "Good people sometimes do bad things" Don't be prideful. #8 The Dead One Life goes on...about 1:55 sec for some behind for some it says "Christ help you" This song is about being spiritually dead about 3:01 it says "Have some faith" #9 My Fun house We think this speaks of Punishment for one's evil deeds. #10 For The Maggots Be real, be yourself. being fake, gets you into bad situations. #11 Wagon Wagon Everybody is going to die "Are you down with the Clown?" Are you spiritually ready. Be spiritually ready. #14 Bugz On My Nutz (Be careful who you have sex with.) this song is more funny than anything but

The Wraith - Shangra-la
I suppose I could tell you how at the beginning of the track "Ravens Mirror" if you listen closely you can hear Jumpsteady yell "Jesus is in the sixth". Or I could tell you how in the song Welcome after it says "dead, dead, dead" in the background it says "In Christ" But to be honest there's not a lot of hidden truths to this album. They are no longer hidden, they are in plain English, The Carnival IS God, We've always been behind him. The Carnival is God and may all the juggalos find him.

What's Going On?
What's going on in the online juggalo world? I see a lot of shit talkers online. Even so called juggalos hating on each other, talking shit about ninjas and artists! They've missed the point of what Psychopathic is about! It's about family! It's about finding love in a world full of hate! We must all learn to accept our differences of opinion and character, and learn to live together. We must escape this programmed hate!!! Now on this site we tend to talk about the Dark Carnival like it is it's own religion. In a way I guess it could be. I personally believe it is a combo of all religions and faiths, Christian, Jewish, muslem, Native American or even just personal feeling! In my opinion all religion is right if it promotes peace and love, not hate! When you really look at all the known religions they all say the same things in different ways! Even if you're athiest I feel we can or at least should all be able to agree that life is not about destruction!

Today Was A Good Day...
Today was a good day. Took a class on goal setting. Made me realize how on track I really am... and how so many ppl out there is so clueless...I use to be like that and sometimes I have a tendancy to fall back into that mode...I am truely blessed with an amazing job that continues to get better...an AWESOME family that means the world to me...and FREAKIN AWESOME friends that help nurture me and grow me steady and strong for the next challenge that life brings before me!!! I love you all! Light and Love Always, Paulette

Us
A lemon is sour Cake is sweet It feels so good When you rub my feet. Late at night When we're all alone Your body is As cold as stone. In the morning You are so warm You make all the girls Swoon and swarm. During the day When I'm at school I love you so much I feel like a fool

My Upcomming Schedule
Updated On: Tuesday, 27Thursday, 15 November, 2007 To all whom it may concern....... I wanted to keep you apprised of my tentative schedule over the upcoming couple of months. Here's my upcoming tentative schedule, as I know it so far, through 31 DEC. 2008+: 02 NOV. 07 - 04 NOV. 07: San Diego, CA. (Business Trip) *******This Jam Session trip was cancelled at the last minute. ******* 05 NOV. 07 - 08 NOV. 07: Taft, CA. (Time with Son) *******Already happened. This was a great time, but not long enough, as always. ******* 09 NOV. 07 - 11 NOV. 07: Carmel/Pacific Grove/Sea Side/San Jose/Monterey, CA. (Visit Mom and Misc. other family) *******This trip already happened. Went well, overall. ******* 12 NOV. 07 - 12 NOV. 07: Los Angeles, CA. (Veteran's Memorial Event at the school of the Son of my fallen Marine) ******* This trip already happened. I was very special for me. ******* 12 NOV. 07 - 16 NOV. 07: T

Sweet Asperger's Boy Of Thee (my Son Christopher)
Sweet aspergers boy of thee How hard it is to find the glee Every day you shout and rant Smash my house and again i pant Big breaths in,big breaths out Staying calm but wanting to shout No punishment works with a child like this Please go away aggression,is my only wish But little boy,how i love you so You taught me things i did'nt know Patience and tolerance,forgiveness and strength Unconditional love even tho you keep me at arms length No regrets at all my son,love is all there is I never forget that,even when im in a tizz! Thankful i am,honoured i am,that you came to me Sweet aspergers boy of thee

Did Cnn Really Go To Far?
It seems that the news of steroids and sports still linger on. Including in Professional Wrestling, which we all know that has an "ongoing issue". But I think the media hype had hounded John Cena. If you don't know who he is, John Cena is a current WWE Raw Superstar that is going under treatment of an shoulder injury that he got in October. He had surgery on it , and is now going through rehab during his six months to eight months away from the ring. Oh, he is also that wrestler that raps in story lines, used to wear throwback jerseys, had a CD in 2005 called, "You Can't See Me", and was featured in a movie last year, "The Marine". Be on the lookout for Cena sometime next summer. But getting back to the CNN/Cena interview. This of course is all about the one question courtesy from CNN: "Have you ever used steroids?" Cena responds: "Absolutely Not. - This is a crazy question. And it is something, that is tough to answer, because the way that society is now, the way people can see th

Spell A Word
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I ma

His Real Id
the guy thats rateing 1 and hes sending hatful e-mail, all because i blocked him, he was going through and rateing every pic no matter what it was as nsfw and 1, so i blocked him and now hes being a whiny little baby. hes so very sad. so here is his real id. http://www.fubar.com/user/515626 please return the favor for me as he blocks me as soon as he does anything.

Take My Love
TAKE MY HAND TAKE MY SOUL TAKE MY HEART AND LOVE ME WHOLE TAKE MY FUTURE TAKE MY PAST TAKE MY PRESENT AND MAKE OUR LOVE LAST TAKE MY LOVE TAKE MY LIFE TAKE MY MEMORIES AND ILL BE YOUR WIFE TAKE MY DREAMS TAKE MY SORROW TAKE MY PAIN AND MAKE A BETTER TOMARROW IVE WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR A LOVE LIKE THIS AND I FOUND IT IN YOUR HEART,YOUR SOUL,YOUR KISS AS WE LIVE LIFE TOGETHER HAND AND HAND I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR WIFE AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY MAN

In The Eyes Of A Stranger
In the eyes of a stranger I've never felt so warm For you to hold onto me Through this emotional storm The seas of lies surround me As they crash and burn to dust But my dear beloved stranger You heart is pure of lust Is this true love then? Have I found my one and only? I dont have to cry at night Because I am no longer lonely Tell me you love me That I'm your one and only Tell me your not lying That your not being a big fat phony Do you feel the same Towards me as I do you? Will you look in my eyes and say "I love you too" Is this a nightmare Or some magical dream? Please tell me this isnt a bet or a game Or some diabolical scheme Hold me close and keep me safe From this worlds danger Because my love, I dont know you But to me you are a perfect stranger

Forever Kiss
Over and over I look in your eyes you are all I desire you have captured me I want to hold you I want to be close to you I never want to let go I wish that this night would never end I need to know Could I hold you for for a lifetime Could I look into your eyes Could I have this night to share this night together Could I hold you close beside me Could I hold you for all time Could I could I have this kiss forever Could I could I have this kiss forever, forever Over and over I've dreamed of this night Now you're here by my side You are next to me I want to hold you and touch you taste you And make you want no one but me I wish that this kiss could never end oh baby please Could I hold you for a lifetime Could I look into your eyes Could I have this night to share this night together Could I hold you close beside me Could I hold you for all time Could I could I have this kiss forever Could I could I have this kiss forever, forever I don't want any ni

What Friendship Means
What is the friendship MEANING?!!! . To be honest with your friend. If you choose your friend don't by angry whatever he do Don't try hiding any thing Tell him any thing you feel If you hurt by your friend forgive him he doesn't mean If you can make any thing to make your friend happy do it without thinking Don't allow to any thing to force to lose friend If your old friend comes to you to ask you forgive him doesn't confusion forgive him If your friend make MISTAKE try to make him understand without angry by tact Now the answer for the question. What is the friendship MEANING? ( friendship is reaching for someone hands and touching their heart ) "Friends Forever" Sometimes people come into your life Like they're meant to be And suddenly you've found someone Who sees the world like you see And you laugh like crazy At all the crazy things That no one thinks are funny but you That'

Thought You Would Like This One
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down, probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and its harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast. You'll eventually lose someone you love. So...take too many pictures, laugh too much, Dance like noone is watching, and love like you've never been hurt, because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Dont be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin

A Person Gets Lucky
Once in a while a person gets lucky, and finds someone so special their heart sings. My heart sings for you Michelle, but all it sings are sad love songs. I need you baby. I need to be with you. You are my love, my life. Without you I feel lost, and alone. Each time we part it's like my heart is ripped out, and you take it with you. You have my heart, but I don't know how much more I can take this living apart. It kills me at times. I long for the day we are together, forever. What makes it worse now are the holidays. Time that is supposed to be spent with loved ones. You have your family, and I have mine, but that is not enough for either of us. We will be together, the only thing in question is when. All I can say is I will be there as soon as I can. I know, baby. Not soon enough. Until then, You have all of my love, Forever and always, Michael

Terrorism For Profit
On the Ninth of September in 2001 The World Trade Center Collapsed But all is not as you think Firefighters died, the military crippled All for the sake of a scam No, this scam was not based in Nigeria This scam found its roots in our government A man wanted oil from a foreign land And executed a plan thirty years in the making To fly two decoy passenger planes into two towers Innocent people died because a man wanted more money Failing his people in ways even Hitler would have admired The war in Iraq has a terrorist leader all right It's George W Bush, not Bin Laden Bin Laden was a decoy and has been cooperating for some time Releasing tapes that were probably filmed in an American desert To make fake threats to cover for a president Who wanted nothing but to profit From a made up war Bring the troops home and stop the nonsense Let America be free again These words are spoken not from an unpatriotic mouth But from a man tired of paying for bullets If we should b

A Demonstration
I just demonstrated to the gals in the office just now how to fend of an attacker. we got our turkeys in today from the company and they weigh 16-18lbs a piece. i had to do the demonstration with the heavier one so i put it in a bag and slung it over my back. i then proceeded to give a safety speech and noticed that they all scattered and hid in corners. they knew i was gonna swing it lol. By the grace of God the bag didn't break. ... my back on the other hand feels like shit. :D

Update
I just want to take a few minutes and explain where I've been, and why I haven't been commenting ! I was in a 3 car accident last Friday and been in quite a bit of pain. I messed up my knee, neck , back ... and blood in my eye ! I sign on once in a while to check messages, but I never turn my PC off so even though it might show me online... doesn't neccassarily mean I'm around , as I lay around alot with my leg propped up ! Mom was with me and she has several injuries as well.. so it's really been rough !! Keep us in your prayers ! XOXO Love ya's all ~

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/17/07;
I was talking to a friend, in front of the A&P, he was complaining about his automobile! Saying, he just changed the heater thermostat, he finished by saying "cars are a pain in the ass!" I looked at him and said, "Man everything's a pain in the ass, cars are a PITA, waiting on a cab is a PITA, taking a goddamn bus is a PITA, trians are a PITA, waiting at an airport is a PITA, but the biggest PITA is walking to the fuckin' A&P!" We both got a laugh, he agreed with me and gave me a ride home! Thanks Vinny!

Winners Of The First Lady Of Fubar Contest
Here are the Winners of the First Lady Of Fubar Contest 1'st place Adrea 15356 comments wins 1 month vip 2'nd place Trophy Wife 10866 comments wins 3 day blast 3'rd Sexy~But~EviL 5948comments wins 1 day Blast I would like to thank everyone who participated in the contest . .we all had fun made a lotta new friends.

Soul Food
A picture a photograph Things you know and say A pleasure to talk to every day I think your amazing Like an angel from the clouds I threw a coin in the wishing well For someone as you can tell Took time to come out of my shell I think you know this, as i show this Hope these feelings did not come late Becuase i think you and me can be something great Can you relate? I think of you, what can i do? Do you think my love is true? Can easily prove it over and over again Hearing your voice just a matter of when Time to get over all those guys That sat there and told you all those lies I just want to be there for you and sooth those cries Do you get what i am saying? Message remains so clear I wont ever rush you, no need to fear When you need someone i want to be near Like a magician, i can quickly appear It's like a road trip that never ends No matter what i always want you and me to be friends I wonder what idea this may send Here is my heart that i ca

Beowulf
Who do I have to write too to ensure that I don't have to endure another movie with Angelina Jolies naked ass in it!?! Oh yeah I'm hostile! Another awesome and well written book ruined because some stupid casting director wanted to get his jollies by seeing her naked. BRAD PITT! (not that your reading this) MAKE YOUR WIFE KEEP HER EFFIN CLOTHES ON!

Love - Imagined Or Real?
What happens when the only person that ever managed to touch your soul is the only person you know you’ll never be able to have in your life? What do you do? You know you are strong and you hate drama; you usually tell people to be realistic and you even become cynic sometimes, but what can you say to yourself now? You have never touched that person but every single feeling was so intense…It’s not your ego nor the desire for what you can’t get that make you feel that way, you know that now; you hear your thoughts and you close your eyes as if you’re going to make them disappear that way…You know the truth, you feel silly but you knew all that from the start…It’s too late to blame yourself, you actually feel lucky that you had the chance to meet that person after all cause there were times that this person helped you look deep inside you and find things about you that you were hiding for a long time…That scares you even more…Well actually it doesn’t really scare you any more, it

Keeping A Relationship - Is It Worth It?
I always hear people around me complaining and talking about how relationships have become difficult. In my opinion, it’s true that we all have to work on our relationships in order to keep them but the real problem is that we have learned to ask for the impossible. There will always be someone better to meet, you turn the corner and there are millions of other men and women that we could sleep or get excited with. But when you find a person that has managed to touch your soul, that you can share your fears and dreams with, that’s a miracle and we shouldn’t let that easily go. My parents have been the perfect example to me; they are together for at least 25 years and believe me they are still in love! No, they don’t just simply love and care about each other, they are IN love! That’s what I call happiness and luck…sharing your life with a person that has managed to keep you interested and satisfied in all levels after so many years; a person that never thought they should just rela

Things The Would Have Been
Recalling the past things that would have been my emotions stepped out like my silent twin silence enduring i cant hold it no more shredding my heart in a whispering war whispering tears drown questions glance exchange from eye to eye i was once you you were once me we were once one united yet free

Lesson 2
The most important thing to do at the beginning of going down on a man is to learn to gauge his reactions to stimulus. Once this is done, you will be able to finish him on demand, thereby keeping the favor from becoming a chore. While his erect penis points toward the ceiling, cup his testicles in one hand and gently, using only your tongue, lick softly, but carefully along the entire underside of his erect organ. As you explore along the underbelly you will learn those areas that give him the greatest pleasure when your tongue is touching them. For most men the most sensitive area will be the point where the ring of the head and the foreskin are attached; or were attached prior to his circumcision. Position yourself so that your tongue is in direct contact with the “split” in the glans head, and simply stimulate that area with any variety of motions; circular, back and forth, side to side.

My Official Tool Review
So I begin my evening with Eddie and his friend Kyle who arrive at my house to come pick me up. We head on on HwY 90. Being that half of I-10 was closed off , so there was no possible way to go that route. We stopped in Houma to pick up my girl Dani who I invited with me because Eddie bought me 2 tickets. So anyway all is going awesome and fly. Driving to N.O about 120 mph. ahh. So we get into Nola. Trying to fallow these LAME map quest directions. I SWEAR to mother fuckin whatever is in existence that I will KILLL whatever operates map quest. Not only did it give us bullshit directions, the whole issue was that EVERYONE abd their fuckign grandmother was saying that it was at UNO. So when we get there there is NO ONE there. except some other cars fallowing us and doing the same thing. So finally we get on the internet on the phone and find out that its at New Orleans Arena, which is actually next to the super dome. So we head out that way and we stop at the service station for so

Until The End Of Time
Listen Verse 1 (Justin): I Woke up this morning And Heard the TV sayin' something 'Bout disaster in the world and It made me wonder where I'm going There's so much darkness in the world But I see beauty left in you girl And what you give me makes me know That I'll be alright Chorus: Cause if your love was all I had In this life Girl that would be enough Until the end of time So rest your weary heart And relax your mind Cause I'm gonna love you girl Until the end of time Hook: You've got me singing Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa yeah Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa yeah Everybody sing Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa yeah Everybody singing Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa yeah Verse 2 (Beyonce): No if you're ever wondering About the way I'm feeling Well baby boy there ain't no question Just to be around you is a blessing Sick and tired of trying to save the world I just want to spend my time being your girl And what you give me Let's me know that we'l

99 "friends" Dead In A Row, All With Little White Tags Around Their Toes.
Oh my fucking god! Its a chore and a half to delete that many "friends" on here.I got rid of people I havent seen nor heard from in over a few months and alot of the fucking morons spamming their retarded lounges and contests in the bulletins.Now I may finally get a chance to read those damn things without hearing whos blowing who in your stupid lounge. The other ones that got the axe were those numbnuts that add you as a "friend" to just ignore your ass forever while you serve a purpose in their petty chase to be ranked number 1 internet skank of the universe or something.Put that on a job application fuckers and see how far you get.You know the type,people like Ash.wee. The others were just assorted people that decided that Fubar lives up to its name and decided to bolt back to Myspace or Facebook and then deleted their accounts here. So,if youre reading this or even care to,thank you for being my real friends and doing what friends do best.Of if you wanna join the other

Tongue Intercourse
The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.

I Want To Be Yours For A Day
Dynamite Radio Announces It's Weekly Auction!! Bid on and Win The Hottest Guys and Gals on Fubar!! What Will You Do With Your New FuSlave?? Auction begins @ 10pm est sharp on Friday the 23rd *Bring Your Fubucks and come bid on these hot guys and gals!! *Auction rules are as follows: highest bid wins you the slave you bid on for 24hrs. High bidder wins the auction for each person being auctioned off. High bid winner must transfer fubucks to the person being auctioned off or purchase fubar gifts in an equal amount of bid price. This auction is for entertainment purposes only and does not entail actual physical ownership of said individuals. (repost of original by 'Jenn~DYNAMITE'S BADBITCH~sign my guestbook' on '2007-11-19 16:17:04') (repost of

Will Need Help In My Contest Start Friday Please
the contests starts at 3 pm fubar time on friday the 23 of november heres your link to your pic [ fubar.com photo: 1700362680 ] http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=792703&i=1700362680 the folder wont be open until 3 pm on friday Please add, fan and rate this host that will be hosting me in a conteat, because I will need friends to help bomb me in this giveaway contest to win a vip and blast package so I desperate will need help with this contest every day bombing please! Thank you everyone! ☠ÅñÅ®¢H¥ §küLL☠ (§åÐì§Tï© LìgHt§ MÅ§TëR) GrØw ®oØm ØvE®LøRÐ@ fubar

Scary Things
ugh another long night and its only 10 39 pm gezzz anyways i have two scared girls they are scared of something down the hall thats making some really weird sound so they are sleeping in the living room tonight until their mom gets home but its cool cause they have no school for the rest of the week cause of thanksgiving so they are staying up late tonight

No One
I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don’t worry cuz Everythings gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything’s gonna be alright No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I’m feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you You you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain You and me together Through the days and nights I don’t worry cuz Everythings gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything’s gonna be alright [these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com] No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I’m feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel fo

“anyone Who Has Never Made A Mistake Has Never Tried Anything New.”
“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.” —Albert Einstein (1875-1955), theoretical physicist, philosopher Get busy A small, simple action is infinitely more effective than a big, complicated excuse. Instead of putting your energy into avoiding effort, put that energy into the effort itself, and you'll get something of value in return for it. There is something right now that needs to be done. Imagine how great it will feel to have it finished, see what a heavy weight will be lifted from you, then get busy and get it done. In this moment, in this place, you have a valuable opportunity. You can make something happen, and you can make a difference. Forget about judging whether one task is difficult and another task is easy. Don't be concerned about figuring out what is pleasant and what is unpleasant. Just take a deep breath, sit up or stand up straight, and with a steady and confident sense of determination, get busy. Soon you'll find yourse

Support For Our Troops
When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001 Please repost. Have a great day. Thanks. Hugs Stace

No Muse = No Funny :(
Yes, my muse has been too busy to visit, so I therefore have no funny (no more than my usual dry sense of humor allows) stories or annecdotes. But, i do have an EOA piece...a news story that I caught today. Please read, point and laugh at idiocy at will: ------------------------------------------------- LEICESTER, Mass. - Two teens who went to the Leicester police station to apply for door-to-door sales permits were arrested after officers say they smelled burned marijuana on them. Police detected the smell on Garrett St. Cyr after he came into the station last Friday. The officers went outside to talk with his companion, Joshua Kephart, after a computer check and a surveillance video showed he'd driven St. Cyr on a suspended license. Police said Kephart also smelled of marijuana and had several cans of beer in the car. Both were charged with marijuana possession. Kephart also was charged driving on a suspended license and minor in possession of alcohol. The 18-year-

I Hope I Learned My Lesson
Well, at my age you'd think I could tell the difference between when someone is trying to scam me or really cares about me. I've had a long term relationship with a man from England who was in Nigeria. Yeah, that's what I said, Nigeria. You'd think right there when people heard the word Nigeria they'd be coming out of the woodworks screaming, "NO, NO, don't give this guy a chance! He's a Nigerian Scammer!" And most of them did come out of the woodworks, believe me! But I refused to believe that a man who talked so smoothe and was so handsome and wanted to marry me would be a Nigerian scammer verses a businessman from Canterbury who got robbed doing business in Nigeria. So, what do I do? Think, of course, like a die hard romantic, that this guy was genuine, but he wasn't. I was so blinded that, when he sent me a vase of a dozen red roses I was thrilled! Guess what came out of his mouth? Have you sold them yet to send me the money? I said, "Why would I sell such a beautiful

Torchwood Season Two On Bbc America In January
In a press release Tuesday, BBC America issued the following statement: "BBC AMERICA's all-time highest rated show, Torchwood, is back with a U.S. premiere second season, beginning January 26, 9:00pm ET/PT. Created by Russell T Davies, lead writer on the current Doctor Who series, Torchwood (13 x 60) is a BBC Production, distributed by BBC Worldwide." Torchwood is set to debut on BBC2 "early 2008", and the press release describes the show's American airing as "close to its UK premiere". The 7-disk Season One box set is set for release in America during that same week, on January 22nd. The entire press release appears below: JANUARY IS TORCHWOOD MONTH WITH THE RETURN OF BBC AMERICA'S HIT SCI-FI SHOW AND DVD RELEASE BBC AMERICA's all-time highest rated show, Torchwood, is back with a U.S. premiere second season, beginning January 26, 9:00pm ET/PT. Created by Russell T Davies, lead writer on the current Doctor Who series, Torchwood (13 x 60) is a BBC Production, dist

Whats Up With Fake Men?
why are some people not as they appear? it really aggervates me. they say they want to be with you than when they see thqat you are a true person they run from you. i at least know who all my real friends are!

Pimpin Out My Sister!!!
OK, I'm pimpin my sister out. Follow me before you think I'm some sick n twizted freak-show that's into incest.... My sister and her husband have a game they play. Ya'know... to spice up their sex life. Well, in a nut shell... It is my sister's turn to have the game played on her. The challenge is to be blind folded while someone (male or female) does whatever they want to to her. My brother-in-law will be there, of course. The thing of it is... they're having a hell of a time locating someone to do this. She really wants a female to have their way with her, but hey... u can't have your cake and eat it, too. So here's my sister's link. Yes, she has a fubar account. She's the one who got me addicted! wildbigrl@ fubar If anyone is wild and crazy enough to inquire about this sexual adventure... either e-mail me or her on here. Thanks all!

I Want You To See
Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and hard to hold. Of all the girls I've met before, You're the one that I adore. I do believe that God above, Created you alone for me to love. He chose you above all the rest, Because he knew I'd love you best. You treat me to a love so sweet, With you my life is now complete. You've all my love from now till then, Just say please I'll say it again. For you my dear I'd do it all, No matter how big, no matter how small. So, when I say I can't lose you, Know that what I say is true. You are my life, you mean the world to me, All of this, and more I want you to see. Always, and forever just you and me, All of this, and more I want you to see.

Have You Ever.....
Have you ever been mad because yoou cant understand things? Your right there and then you get smacked in the face and a 180 happens and now your losing it. You keep running forward but all your doing is making it worse. Just like quick sand the more you move the worse it gets. Your so confused and pissed off you get mad at it all. Curious as heck. WHAT JUST HAPPENED? WHY THIS? WHAT DID I DO? All of these questions and more. Your so drowned by what you see and what you her that you just lose it. Let the curious take control get mad and go into asshole mode. I dont know what to do or say. You tell me....

Hurtfull People
I dont understand how people cannot be as honest as they portray themselves to be and then to think that people are as gull able and naieve as to really believe their shit. I have had my share of run ins with some of these so called people... I guess my downfall is my heart because I try to believe in people but theres still that doubt...Hmmmmm...But my heart may be my downfall but I still have the common sense to know when I am being fed lines of shit!!! You can love someone but as a convienece well that makes for trouble. Guess I am just ranting...

I Feared....
I feared being alone until I learned to like myself. I feared failure until I realized that I only fail when I don’t try. I feared success until I realized that I had to try in order to be happy with myself. I feared people’s opinion until I learned that people would have opinions about me anyway. I feared rejection until I learned to have faith in myself. I feared pain until I learned that it's necessary for growth. I feared the truth until I saw the ugliness in lies. I feared life until I experienced it's beauty. I feared death until I realized that it's not an end, but a beginning. I feared my destiny until I realized that I had the power to change my life. I feared hate until I saw that it was nothing more than ignorance. I feared love until it touched my heart, making the darkness fade into endless sunny days. I feared ridicule until I learned how to laugh at myself. I feared growing old until I realized that I gained wisdom every day. I f

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/23/07;
Does anybody else remember being 13 - 25 and saying, "I'll never trust anybody over 30?" Looks a fuckin' whole lot different when you live that long! So, over 50, what am I supposed to do ask a 13 yr old, snot nosed, kid what, where, why, how, and what to fuckin' do?

Worst Questions For A Man 2 B Asked
1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e.,tells thetruth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, with possible responses. __________________________________________________ __ Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. Baseball. b. Football. c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you. e. How I would spend the insurance money if you

Comment To Show Your Support!
Dear friends and family, Prayers needs right away We have a real close friend Michelle, who’s daughter Alyssa a 2yr old beautiful little angel was severely burnt in a house fire The baby was trapped in her bedroom when a volunteer firefighter found her She was found lying on a bed in a smoke-filled room, "badly burned, but still breathing.” What we know right now is that it does not look good for Alyssa she is so badly burnt Please I ask of you to keep Alyssa her mommy and the rest of her family in your prayers Click here to go to the Charleston Daily News Artical

What Women Want
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed. The Question: What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. In all, he spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be high, since the witch was famous thro

Perception And Attitude Is Everything.
I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible day. --Judith Viorst Some days, for all our good intentions, seem to go sour from the start. Maybe we're tired or feeling ill or preoccupied with a problem that seems insurmountable. Maybe we just got up on the wrong side of the bed. Living one day at a time means getting the most we can out of today. It also means we know today does not have to doom or dictate tomorrow. If we have a bad day today, that's all it is - a bad day. It does not mean we're bad or that the world is against us or that we might as well give in to our worst attitudes and behaviors since nothing is going right anyway. And it does not mean tomorrow will be a bad day, too. When we have a bad day - and everyone does - there are a few things we can do wh

Catching Up
Hey guys. Sorry I haven't blogged in a while, I have either been busy or well, just nothing to blog about lol...but here goes the catching up. I have not weighed since the last update so nothing new to officially report. My clothes continue to get bigger, my butt is getting small...and sigh so are the boobs ...but I guess thats gonna happen, thank heavens for plastic surgery . I went to a doc appt with my hubby...he is a sick puppy with a "cold type illness that is not the flu" ...and I sat in a regular waiting room chair....now i know that sounds silly to say, but you skinny buts out there take that for granted...for me, this is a new development...no longer do i have to look for the couch or stand...YEAH!! Thanksgiving was interesting ....lots of good food but little went on my plate. I read some good advice from bariatriceating.com it said use the 3 bite rule to eat what you want. 1. The first bite is to see if it tastes good. 2. The second bite is to see if it really taste

The Final Countdown
Well folks,its now 2 weeks till me and Yvvy go on honeymoon to Calella in Spain. We've been waiting for this for so long and now its getting ever closer. We decided to go in December as it'll be quieter and the price was very reasonable, All-inclusive for 5 nights for £330 (about $680). All that booze and food, ill never want to come back!! We're not sun worshippers, which is just as well coz the temp is gonna be between 11 and 17 degrees centigrade. If we like it, we'll save up and go during high season and we can bake ourselves a tan! On the other hand, if we like it too much, we might not wanna come back and live in freezing cold Scotland. We live in a 1 horse town where the only excitemenbt is when an ambulance goes past. They still point at the moon here too... Still, one thing at a time and we'll be sure to take loads of pics.

Love Story
so much love to give once upon a time there was a woman who had her heart broken over and over and kept finding love in the wrong places, pepeople kept tellin her that they loved her so very much but they kept breakin her heart and uilimilty made her very warey of love.She kept givin it all she had and it kept gettin riped and stomped to the ground like she dint deserve it one bit. she end up gettin married and she had a son the person she thought she loved ended up doing foolish stuff and then she was on her own again with her son. a certian amount of years past and she kept gettin her heart even more riped apart from pepole who thought they could becuse they thought they were right to do it and then she got married again. this time she had a daughter and she is such a darling child like her brother they love each other like blood and they are so very wonderfull and darling together and then after a short time together he left her for someone who diceded she was all mighty a

A Promise
A Promise... Never To Be Broken By Noey Thoughts of you illuminate my soul. My mind races as waves of passion flush over my pale skin. Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent sometimes, I like to think that I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? There have been so many times when I ached for you... ached for you so badly that the emotions overwhelmed me... I reach out... hoping to feel the slightest bit of you... your skin, your breath, anything... I keep my head up, knowing we are closer to having each other; For I have found a place I want to be, this place I see is with you, in your arms. Your arms... a safe haven just for me. I give my heart to you, for my heart believes in you. My Promise to you: I promise to work out our problems together. If you ever need me I'll give it my all and work out the problems, big or small. I'll hold you when you are down, make you smile not frown. I only wish to make you see... I"ll give you nothing

Why I Am Here.
O.k. I will add a bit about me and what I am looking for. First, there is no way I am going to find what I am looking for at fubar, but I need to try something. I am looking for a special someone to share my secret thought life with. I am looking for honest answers to questions about women. I thought I had things figured out, but I am beginning to think I missed a lot of information. I am looking to a friend to help me smooth over some rough patches. I guess I am looking for a friend with benefits, but I don’t want the “benefits” to ever be physical. I want to flirt now and again. I want to connect with someone on a level only the Internet affords. Who I am: I am married and want to keep being married. I married a wonderful woman who survived a terrible molestation period in her life. It lasted years and the full repercussions of the abuse are still being felt in our marriage. It sucks. Hence, why I need some honesty in my life. I have super awesome kids.

Staz Johnson Art On Ebay
Hi everyone, Afew people have asked me whether it's possible to buy any of my artwork online, & while I do have a gallery of for sale artwork.. the host site seems to be experiencing some problems of late, so I'm giving the world of online auctions a shot. So here is the very first Staz Johnson ebay art sale. If this on goes well, there will be more pages offered up for auction, I'll keep you posted of developments. If anyone has any questions, drop me a PM. Click the pic to check out the four pages on offer. All are from the Batman/Aliens II graphic novel.

Check Out Happy Hour
hey Everyone....My dear Friend the Dark Queen is hosting this Happy Hour...buy Gobs N shitloads of stuff...stop by her page and share the Luv...shes trying to make it toi Godfather Level...Good Luck Lynn

Big Week!
Wow, what a huge week this is turning into! I had the opportunity to meet with talk-show host Glenn Beck this weekend in Ft.Wayne. He's a real stand-up guy, and although we don't entirely agree 100% of the time, it's still a better percentage than how often I agreed with any of my ex's. LOL I'm packing tonight for what seems like the hundredth time this year. Seems United likes to route some of their destinations as inconveniently as possible. I'm trying to go south to get to Charleston, WV. United has me going from Ft.Wayne NORTH to Chicago, then all the way east to DC, and finally back a bit west to hit Charleston. That'd be fine if I got paid by the hour! I'm hoping to get back home on Friday, but chances are I'll have a similar trip next week. It's worth coming home for 36 hours though just to see my son. He'll probably have a few new words in his vocabulary by the time I get home. It seems I travel more now than I did with WWE. At least I get to see the world (or

Why Do I Even Bother Trying
I GUESS IT PAYS TO BE A NASTY BITCH, I TRY SO HARD TO BE NOTICED BY THIS ONE GUY I AM CRAZY ABOUT AND HE DONT EVEN KNOW I EXIST,I GIVE MY ALL IN RELATIONSHIPS IM FAITHFUL AND HONEST AND CAN BE TRUSTED, ALL I GET ARE DISAPPOINTMENTS AND HURT. HE IS INTERESTED IN THE TYPE WHO CAM AND FLASH THIER SHIT AND THAT JUST ISNT ME. SO IF HE WANTS TO DEVOTE ALL HIS ATTENTION TO THE "IT" GIRLS AND IGNORE ME.THEN I GUESS ITS BEST FOR ME TO NEVER TELL MY TRUE FEELINGS.

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/26/07;
Think about this one a minutel don't just smile, laugh, or say "fuckin' Willy doesn't know shit; There ain't a shred of evidence supports the notion that fuckin' life is serious!

Invisible Collar
Comparing a slave collar to a dog collar is like comparing a wedding dress to a horse blanket. One is a symbol of commitment; the other is a symbol of, well… horses, I guess. For some, a collar is a form of leather, metal, or some sort of like material that is placed around the neck of a submissive. For others, it is some form of adornment placed somewhere on the body of a submissive, not necessarily the neck. It can be a symbol for many reasons and for many different things, and it is compared to a wedding ring in the vanilla world. I've looked and looked for articles written about collars, hoping to find a certain aspect of it, and I was very disappointed. There are plenty of articles on the different types of collars, the different ceremonies, different materials and locations for it to be worn, but I knew that already. After spending time reading through all of these articles, books, and websites, I finally gave up on finding what I was looking for and decided to write

Blow Job
Blow Job A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar--a saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it ..... In one second the sharp li

What To Do...
I have come to the conclussion in life that if you find the little bit of doubt with in yourself that you should always trust that inner instinct. I am a food friend to most, and I am Like a Sister or Daughter to others. I have felt the sense of loss again, and I should have let my inner instinct stop that. You let people in to your life, and you share your most inner thoughts and They LIE. So not only do I feel regret that I have chose to share these thoughts with that person, the trust in me just dwindles away. I have some very good friends here, and I have some who I respect and would stand up for in a heart beat. I also have those who take my kindheartedness as a joke...she'll never figure me out...I am just gonna reel her in and then use her for cut bait. Well my friends, That is ok to, because when that bait is gone...You will have lost the best friend you could ever have had. I am a great person, and I am the type to always reach out to those who I fell may need a little

How Are You?
How is everyone's Tuesday going? So far so good here. Back to work today after 6 days off. Tryng to ease back into the work routine. The weather is actually pretty nice today. 61 degrees out and semi-sunny. Hopefully it will stay that way. Although, they are predicting snow for Thursday, but its also supposed to be 48 degrees. Not sure how that is going to work. Well have a good day everyone!

A Girl's List
Dear Santa Sir: This girl is writing You, to give You her Christmas Wish List. According to her Master, a girl has been good all year. Though, a girl thinks that Your definition of good and Master's definition of good may differ slightly. For a girl to be good for Master she must serve Him properly and be pleasing in all things including her appearance. Even thank Him when He gives her spankings and even when He lets her cum. Enough of that, for a girl is getting distracted now. A girl has a lengthy list for her Christmas Wish List, though most of the gifts are truly for Master, though He will be using the gifts on a girl, because that's how it should be Santa Sir! A girl would like a new flogger for Master to use upon a girl's ass, back, thighs, cunt and breasts. One that leaves delightful coloring on a girl's flesh so that she might proudly wear the marks her Master has gifted her with. A girl could use a new pair of nipple clamps, with adjustable tension to go from a lig

Have You
Have you ever seen a bird fly with it's wings spread wide? Was it sky blue in color? How high did you see it fly? Have you ever tasted a snowflake, with it's points all a glitter? Was it's taste sweet as sugar, or so sour it was bitter? Have you ever smelled a rose, with the petals covered in dew? Was the fragrance sweet and pure or was it destroyed by you? Have you ever felt the gentle mist falling softly on your face? Like the touch of butterfly kisses Have you truly felt the mist? Have you ever heard the lonesome cry, of a sorrowful, lonely, tortured soul? Was the cry like the Irish banshee's, Did you ever hear my vanquished soul?

How Do I Go On?
How do you say good-bye To the most precious part of life? How can I ease this growing pain That grows worse each passing night? How can the nights pass swifter, So I don't feel alone and I don't miss the strength of your arms when the evenings turn cold? Does the pain of loss ever stop, Will the void left ever be filled, Can what was broken apart Be fixed, put together at will? When does life begin again, Will it ever resemble what it was, How long will the memories last, These sweet precious moments of us? *this was wrote 18 yrs ago. the night my daughter's father was buried. She was 6 months old,I was only 19. Time has passed but the sadness has never left.

I Think Not Yet
I don't think I've ever had the feeling of love. It was never given as a child much less an adult. When you grow up in a detached emotion void how do you know when it it real,or just like a toy? Now I have cared very deeply for some of the men in my life. But is it a real lasting love or just simply a lie? I know parental love I feel that for my kids but the type for a man? I'm not sure if I ever did. Does anyone really know or is it just a lucky guess? Someday I may find out, but I think not yet.

Where Are You?
I've looked in the forests, I've searched across the seas, I've hunted in the deserts, But I still can not find me. When was it I lost myself, How did this come about, Why does it seem like forever Since you came around? Am I going crazy, Have I finally lost it? Where has my soul gone... How do I escape this pit? Is there any point in looking for something I've given up? I've lost something more precious I've lost my self love.

Grrrrr!
There's this one guy here that insists on heating his lunch in the microwave about 15 minutes before the lunch bell goes off. Then he leaves it there, comes back, and reheats it. I'm staring at my lunch and I'd like to eat sometime today. Death to microwave hogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Nun Headed To Chicago
A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weighing machines that tells your weight and fortune. So, she thought to herself, "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me." She went over to the machine and put her nickel in and out came a card that said, "You're a nun and weigh 128 lb, and you are going to Chicago, Illinois." She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again. She went back to the machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 lb, you're going to Chicago, Illinois and you are going to play a fiddle." The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong, I have never played a musical instrument in my life." She sat back down. From nowhere a cowboy appeared, came over and set his fiddle case down next to her. She picked

Hate Song
ok you in the club and that one person cums in who did you dirty and you see each other. you walk up to the DJ and ask him or her to play a song for that person. what would that song be???? like befor please post that song on here if you can. yes its a twist on urs KATH. here is mine. thanks for d "lies"

I Wonder
Some lady on here said, and I quote, that we attract people that are like us. I dunno what to make of it, as I am a dedicated hard worker who works 56 hours a week and stays at home most nights with my family, where as my ex's, at least recently, are unemployed, alcoholic, drug using losers with no future or potential. what does this say about me?

The 90's....
Just wanted to remind people of the good ole days. You're a 90's kid if: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

Ok Here Goes
NO I AM NOT DEAD!...... I am very much alive...and I would like to appologize to the jackasses that got my passwords and fucked with all my accounts.... my fubar myspace yahoo were all hacked into..... these accounts are mine again.... and once again I am very much alive....

What's In A Name?
Do you recall not long ago, when some Dutch cartoonists were threatened with death over mere drawings which the Moslems didn't like? In some places there were even riots in the streets...because of CARTOONS! That and the story below show plainly that the right to freedom of thought and speech do not exist in the minds of those of Islamic faith. =============================================== KHARTOUM, Sudan (CNN) - Hundreds of protesters brandishing swords and sticks gathered outside Khartoum's presidential palace Friday to vent their anger against a British teacher jailed for allowing children to name a teddy bear "Mohammed." Gillian Gibbons, 54, had been working at a school popular with wealthy Sudanese and expatriates since August, after leaving her position as deputy head teacher at a primary school in Liverpool this summer. She had simply asked the children to pick their favorite name for the new class mascot, which she was using to aid lessons about animals and their hab

Profile Ratings
Recently I've been having problems with picture ratings. I will admit that I have given some people a rating of less than ten on their profile pics (when I've been on this site and clicked on the 'bored' button). For some people with pictures that are just dumb (ie: Nascar pics, gang signs, devil ducks) I have given a one ! Most of those people then get offended. They then check out my profile pics, examine them and rate them a '1' even if thats not the rating I gave them in the first place ! Very mature ! Sometimes I have received a shout asking me what my problem is ! For the most part I give ratings of less than 10 because I don't feel the pic deserves it ! I am not trying to offend people here or be mean but everyone has their own personal preferences. Someone might put up a picture of themself which they think is absolutely gorgeous. Others might not think so and give them less than 10. Should you get offended at that ? I don't think so. Do you personally know these people

Stateside Trip
As some of you may already know (Te, Tom & Troy - ohhh the 3 T's lol. I am visiting the States for 2/3 months next year. I will be spending alot of time in Washington State but now plan to travel over to the East Coast too. If you guys have any recommendations of places to visit/things to see etc I would be really grateful if you could email me either here on Fu or using email emis33@hotmail.co.uk I'm so looking forward to it & want to get the most outta the trip as poss So far plans include Seattle & surrounding areas/New York/Memphis/Vegas & LA - plus Thanks alot - Hugs to you all Stay Safe and remember Live, Laugh, Love :D

I'm Here In Your Heart
Burn your sacred candles, Say your hopeful prayers, Feel the wind on your face, For soon I will be there. Resurrect old memories For in them I shall be to love an visit with Like the whisper of a breeze. For as the stars burn gently And the waves crest on the beach think of me with love you'll see me in your dreams. When comets pass through and the sun burns bright the clouds drifting by I'll be in their light. In the flames of a fire, the hiss of a dragon's tail, in the beauty of a wildflower, wrapped in the coldness of hail. All of these wonderful places Plus a few more besides, is where you'll find my soul the places where it's hides. So if you go looking, and you find it's not there, Just look into your heart My memory is always there. My touch is the wind, a caress apon your face. My warmth is the sun spinning through space. My tears are the rain Gently falling from the sky, And my friendship, the stars that are co

$1 Million For Ron Paul From 7 To 8 P.m. Est Today!
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I May Be Cheap But I Am Not Easy..
To all my friends who really want to get know me...Thank you :) So whats the deal with fubar? To make friends?Mindless entertainment? Time Killer? For me it is all the above. I have ~gasp~ Myspace & I have made some really kick ass friend there. I got an invite here and thought wth, you can never have too many friends. I just moved back to Florida and I have some extra time on my hands.. yay me. Hmm, maybe. Is this place nothing but a meet or a meat market? I'm starting to feel like I am in a real club.. LOL I'm being a smart ass, but that's just me, I would really like to know. I'm a big flirt, most of us are.. I pride myself on being witty and I have a great sense of humor.. but since when did flirting mean cyber or a promise of nude photos? Would you treat any woman that cheaply if you met face to face? If so.. keep right on clicking... I like my men with a side of class thankyouverymuch. I'm sure you can tell from my profile I am far from a prude, but damnnnnn du

The Brick
THE BRICK A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?" The young boy was apologetic. "Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do," He pleaded. "I threw the brick because no one else would stop..." With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. "It'

Yes You Can Do It.
Yes, you can do it. And you can begin right now. Sure, you've run into problems in the past. Yet there is a way to get past every one of them. When it is important enough to you and meaningful enough for you, you will find a way. There is a positive, effective step that you can take this very moment. It will require effort on your part, as well as commitment and persistence. Fortunately, you are fully capable of all those things. Yes, you can do it, and in the process you will more fully become the beautiful, unique person you are meant to be. You will grow more capable, more confident, more knowledgeable and experienced. When your objective is connected with the purpose that drives every other purpose, there is no doubt that you can do it. Begin now to work your way there. -- Ralph Marston

Re-post What A Kiss Means
WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "lets do it" Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "I'm horny" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = I love you" OR "I want you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now an

Wait For You
I never felt nothing in the world like this before Now I'm missing you & I'm wishing that you would come back through my door Why did you have to go? You could have let me know So now I'm all alone, you could have stayed but you wouldnt give me a chance With you not around it's a little bit more then i can stand and all my tears they keep running down my face Why did you turn away? So why does your pride make you run and hide? Are you that afraid of me? But I know it's a lie what you keep inside This is not how you wanted to be So baby I will wait for you Cause I don''t know what else i can do Don't tell me I ran out of time If it takes the rest of my life Baby I will wait for you If you think I'm fine it just aint true I really need you in my life No matter what i have to do I'll wait for you It's been a long time since you called me (How could you forget about me) You got me feeling crazy (crazy) How can you walk away, Everything stays the same I jus

A Matter Of History
It is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower found the victims of the death camps, he ordered all possible photographs to be taken and for the German people from the surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead. He did this he said, in words to this effect; "Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the track of history some ******* will get up and say that this never happened. “ "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" Edmund Burke IN MEMORIAL This week, the UK removed the Holocaust from it's school curriculum because it "offended" the Muslim population because they say it never occurred. This is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easy each country is giving into it. It is now more than 60 years since the 2nd. World War in Europe ended. This e

Which Ghost Of The 13 Are You
Which ghost of the 13 are you? The Torn Prince Windsor is your name and being a heartthrob is your game. You were smart, not to mention BEAUTIFUL and were the talk of the town. But you were considered an outcast by the other guys at your school. One night of fun with hook hanging took it's toll..what an accident. You tried to do it yourself but you created your own death. Now you wander about, beating people with random weapons in death. You are The Torn Prince. Which ghost of the 13 are you?The Torn PrinceWindsor is your name and being a heartthrob is your game. You were smart, not to mention BEAUTIFUL and were the talk of the town. But you were considered an outcast by the other guys at your school. One night of fun with hook hanging took it's toll..what an accident. You tried to do it yourself but you created your own death. Now you wander about, beating people with random weapons in death. You are The Torn Prince. Pain-Gore-Death Quizzes

Not Much...
Well if anyone has read my profile, you know that I've had a double mastectomy. Well I've been having chemotherapy treatments because it seems it wasn't caught before it spread. Now before anyone thinks this is a pity blog it's not. I've lived a lot in my life, I've loved and lost, raised hell and been sent to heaven a few times too, but through it all I have never regretted my life, true there are a few things that may embarrass me but not one thing I would change. The doctors have given me my time line and I can do what I want to do in it with out any regrets, sorrows, or even guilt. There is a nice lady on this site who has agreed to make a picture for me that I'm planning on leaving to the hospital...for their cancer wing. Her name is Roxy, but her screen name is Momma Rox and I wanna thank her for the bottom of my heart for agreeing to to this picture for me. Now for the important part...second half. I wish to thank all the friends I have made on this site and I pl

Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
I've smoked fatter joints than that. Who circumcised you? You know they have surgery to fix that. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. Wow, and your feet are so big. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. Can I be honest with you? My 8-year-old brother has one like that. This explains your car. All right, a treasure hunt! I didn't know they came that small. Why is God punishing you? At least this won't take long. Damn, I hate baby-sitting. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? Is that an optical illusion? It's a good thing you have so many other talents. Does it come with an air pump? Where's the rest of it?

Looking For Contestants For The 2007-2008 King And Queen Of Fubar
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST: ! PLEASE CONTACT BIG PAPA FOR FEMALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST:

Happy Jessi Again
Well I am once again a very happy Jessi. My ex-husband Mike, (he is in my family show him some love people) just got a really good job. I hope it works out for him. He is a really great guy and deserves something like this. Even though we couldn't get along well enough to stay together, I have no bad feelings towards him. He is now a good friend and and wonderful father to our three amazing kids. I wish him the best of luck in this. I guess it was ment to be them firing him from here cuz now he can do like 10 times better. So congrats Mike!! Not only this, but things seem to be getting better in my life. I have an awsome new best friend that has moved in with me. She is the greatest. I am having the best time of my life right now being single, and I want to keep it that way. Although after much thinking and stuff I just realized I am sleeping with Tom and Jerry. How funny is that? (If you know me then you get the joke) I just realized that today, even though I have been wi

Salt
salt on my lips i just can't lick clean oil on my fingers glitter in my eyes air in my lungs fingers on my thighs feet off the ground head somewhere else stomach in knots tied to right here right now heart beating fast whisper in my ears how long will this last skin covered in sweat bones covered in bones talent wasted soaked bedsheets torn wallpaper salt on my lips tongue on my lips and you.

I Love You In 100 Languages
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumem Thank you Ani! Bambara - M\'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T\'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!) Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Cree - Kisakihitin (Thanks Shirley!) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki\' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t\'aime, Je

A Political Funny
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. * *One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.* *"Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"* *For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?"* *Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine. "Vote for Hillary, Vote for Hillary."* *Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive."*

10 Signs Of Love
10 Signs u love someone TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing. ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Just A Note To Whom May Try To Still Other Lounge Names Mine Are Copy Writen
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Ryan Is Upon Us....
And as such is custom when he does get here in 2008, i expect to lose all male friends. Because you know Ryan is like such a threat. *rolls eyes* I find it so highly disturbing that my e-guy friends get so bent outta shape when me and ryan are together chillin' and destroying the sky. but for the record... I'll pick him every time! Love that dorky bastard. :)

You've Just Been Fucked
You've just been Fucked.....Oh Yeahhhhhhhh YOU HAVE JUST BEEN FUCKED! Pick any of your friends and FUCK them! This is for anyone you think is hot! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep!!!!heehee RULES: 1- You can FUCK the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can FUCK the same person as many times as you can. 3- You should FUCK in public! Be adventurous, damned! 4- A random FUCK is perfectly okay! 5- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEM! Make everyone feel a little loved! Please don't take this too personally, BUT I'VE JUST FUCKED YOU! LMFAO... F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me We'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people and 1 back to me. Get to know who your true F.U.C.K

Grandpa
My beautiful 18 yr. old little lady is a mom. iam so proud of her. she has turned out to be such a wonderful lady, very smart,caring ,wise to say the least. and she is just like me, very outspoken! sometimes to out spoken,lol. but her and her boyfriend gave me the greatest gift they could give me a grandson.HELL YEAH!!!!i cant wait to take him fishing , i have been stockin up on all the Dr. Seuss books, im up to 35 books so far and bought him his first fishing pole!! my daughter(Amanda)did an awesome job giving birth, she had a lil trouble but she hung in there and made it, she is a very strong girl!!!!and now not only do i have my daughter but i also have my grandson Joshua, i love you both, love DAD& GRANDPA!!!

Ok: Here's The Deal
THE CROOKED, WILD HAIR THAT'S BEEN UP MY AZZ LATELY HAS BEEN REMOVED. I HAVE SPOKEN TO MY SIS AND ALL IS NOW RIGHT WITH THE WORLD. THANKS TO ALL MY FU FAMILY AND DEAREST FRIENDS FOR TOLERATING THIS RECENT "RIDE" OF MINE. OH THAT IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO RIGHT SOME OF THE REST OF THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS. BUT TRUST ME: LOVE IS THE ANSWER. MOSTLY I NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO MY FADED ROSE BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SUCH A GROUCH. I LOVE YOU HONEY; THANKS FOR HANGIN IN AS YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE. I WILL RETURN TO SWEET MODE NOW..I PROMISE...LOL

A True Boyfriend....
If i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [Just hold me and dont say a word ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i steal your favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When i sa

Wtf
Ok so I have been getting TONS of emails thinking that I belong to ppl...I belong to NO ONE! Here is the deal about my last blog.. I need a date to go with me not to sleep with me not to kiss on me not to love on me and nothing of the sort.. I just want to go out with my company and whom ever I choose to have a good night and THATS IT! Just because I say "date" dosent mean that ANYONE is going to get in my pants! This seriously piss's me off, understand that I am under no circumstances LOOSE or WANTING sexual relations with ANYONE!

Those Are The Words
I love you. Those are the words that open my thoughts, my heart, and my soul. Those are the words that fill my head, this book, and the hole That continued to grow with every mistake I made, every person that I lost Left me with a debt that my mind could not pay, so my heart had to pay the cost. Those are the words that are my gift, my nepenthe, and my pain. Those are the words that make me happy, make me crazy, and make me sane. I love you. Those are the words that open my thoughts to happiness and sorrow. The joy of being with you today and fear of losing you tomorrow. Those are the words that open my heart up to you To show you how I feel about everything you do. Those are the words that open my soul and everything inside. All the feelings that I have and all the pain that I hide. I love you. Those are the words that is my gift to you from me. To bring you lots of joy and make you very happy. Those are the words that are my nepenthe for past memories They bring my

Your Hearts Request
Bittersweet, a songs request, to light my cheek, upon thine chest. With doting eyes, and sweet refrain, in your arms, now drenched in rain. I pray thee hear, I pray thee see, how bittersweet, you are to me. With all the love, and all my joy, my heart be thine, thy intimate toy. Kiss me love, and never part, bring back to me, this bitter heart. Now filled with love, from your sweet care, tie it in, with locks of hair. I love you so, and hope you'll feel. How deep it burns, and oh so real. One more kiss, and then a smile. A chance to dream, of you awhile. I hope you shine, with these words left. And hold them too, close to thy chest. Thy beating heart, thy smiling charm, keep my love, safe from harm

Re: Another Shooter With A History Of Anti-depressant Use
RE: Another Shooter With A History Of Anti-depressant Use ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 06 Dec 2007, 20:01 Another Shooter With A History Of Anti-depressant Use Robert Hawkins, the 19 year old who killed himself and eight other people with an assault rifle last night in Omaha, Nebraska had a history of treatment with psychiatric drugs for depression and ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) and was on prozac according to press reports. http://infowars.net/articles/december2007/061207Shooter.htm past link in brower if want find more out

My Results To: "should You Break Up With Him?"
This wasn't a surprise! Not at all! It Was Time To Break Up Last Month! You're way overdue to get rid of this guy. It doesn't matter who's at fault... Just cut him loose! This relationship is no good for you, even if you did him wrong Cut your losses now, not a year from now :-)! Should You Break Up With Him?

Which Kind Of Friend Are You??
Sincere Friends... Know my feelings. Reveal to me how they feel. Teach me about myself. Are comfortable with silence. Feel free to tell me the truth. Give me the freedom to fail. Love me for who I am. Superficial Friends... Know only the facts about me. Tell me what they've done. Tell me about others. Feel awkward with silence. Would leave me if I let them down. Love me for what I can do. © Copyright by Sheri Rose Shepherd

Do I Need A Man?
You Don't Need a Man, but You Want One! You like having a guy in your life, and overall, you prefer not to be single. You won't go out with a guy out of desperation.. you rather be alone. However, when you're single, you do tend to obsess a little over dating. Because no matter how good your single life is, it's better with a great guy around. Do You Need a Man?

Lmao... Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.' I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?' Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f***ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad d

A Bad Start
well my x-mas just started off bad i may have lost too people that may have meant a whole lot to me but this maybe my last entry and possibly my last time on fubar i just have alot of thinking too do over the break....

My Poetry
Being In Love The feeling can be so revealing The touch can seem so much but to you not enough The look in your eyes is so mezmorized your skin glows as the fresh wind blows It can get you day dreaming an not even knowin the meaning Thinkin about them delicious kisses because thats what she misses hearing her sweet voice makes me moist love works in mysterious ways its like a mystical maze The desire is so great hope to find my mate The first date could be fate How can you tell i'll just let it dwell for thats being inlove By, Lady Whisper aka Ericka Boyer

Nsfw...my Pics..
Sorry to those of you who got to enjoy my nsfw pics...I took them off for now. I don't think that I feel like being anyones eye candy. Plus, just having people I don't know looking at me half naked is not really my thing. I am not a stripper! Sorry guys. If you are going to like me, like me for me...not for my sexy body. lol!

Take Care
When i see you feeling empty, I want to hold you close to me, Wipe the tear away from your eyes, Wishing you knew your own beauty, It's Clear to me your hurting, It tortures me inside, I want to take away your pain, But my request has been denied, Be strong and know that you are loved, Although i dont want to let you go, Just how much i miss your touch, I guess you will never know, Please do not forget my name, especially when your sad, I will help you get back on your feet, If things ever start to get bad, As we both move into the big wide world, I will think of you whatever i do, And hope that some day in the future, You find love the way I loved you

Plz Read..
Look, I know that no one likes doing these kinds of things, but it's not like I ask for stuff all the time. This is probably going to be the only contest that I ever do. Please Help me out. I just need about 8000 Comments so I can get a 1 Month VIP. Please Help me out Guys and Girls. Please.

Do U Want Me For Christmas
Now you gotta repost this as, who wants me 4 christmas? The 1st person to message you saying "i want you for Christmas."... will be your myspace sweetheart... you'd be suprised just who wants to be yours ;) ...You have 2 do this even if you are taken or you will have relationship problems for 40 years!!! GOOD LUCK!

Stickingtogether
Sticking together through it all, never giving up. Wiping away eachother's tears, letting other's know that we care. Sticking Together, makes things so much easier. Sticking together never walking away. Being there when life gets tough. Sticking together through it all, it doesnt take much to lend a helping hand, Doesnt cost a penny to be a friend, Gold cannot but the important things in life. So let's stick together give someone a hug and let them know things will all work out, never give up. Sticking together makes life more worth while. Sticking together what will it hurt. What will hurt wiping another's tears, giving a shoulder to cry on, lending a helping hand, a listening ear for someone who needs it. Sticking together being there to help someone who otherwise has noone. Sticking together you never know could save a life. Sticking together cause in the end you will know that it was all worth while. Sticking Together because someday you will need it to.

Can I Invite U Over
CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WUT U THINKIN BOUT WHEN U WAS READIN DIS....SEND DIS 2 ALL DA SEXII PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR CUTE IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU ROCK

Math
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None", replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married? "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking!"

Here We Go Again
A LITTLE WHILE AGO I DECIDED TO ENTER A HAPPY HOUR CONTEST AND I HAD NO IDEA IF AM ABLE TO COME UP WITH THE REST OF THE COMMENTS BUT I HOPE SO AND I'M SURE WITH YOUR HELP I WILL REACH MY GOAL:P:P:P NOW ALL WHAT I NEED IS YOUR HELP TO FINISH THE REST ITS A LITTLE OVER 37,000. CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME OUT BY 1 RATE AND POSTING 20 OR 30 COMMENTS EACH,AND I HOPE ITS NOT MUCH TO ASK OF YOU....:):):) AND AS YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN HELPING EVERYONE OUT THERE. YOU ALL KNOW THAT I RETURN THE LOVE HAVE A GREAT EVENING! MUAHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE Y'ALL XOXOXOXOXO ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞®

The Me Factor
Do you ever feel like you dont know who you are in your own skin,or that you walk on eggshells because you don't feel you have the right to speak up or that you will always be taken wrong.Do you ever feel like you know what you want to say but to say them could lead you in a direction you don't wish to be or that you use to say what is on your mind and you knew they cared enough to listen and do anything possible to take that feeling or pain away from you,simply because they didnt want you feeling that,but then you have done so much already and as I said you feel you don't have a right to ask or say anything at that moment. Will doing this take away from who you are? Then on the otherhand you know or feel that by doing this you are just trying to smooth the waters to show you can do better ,but does that mean you take away the ability to say what is on your mind. You know in your heart you still feel the way you always did on certain things,but do you have a right to ask anyone to d

In A Life Time
In a life time we cry we laugh, we have our hearts broken. In a life time we find ourselves wanting to run wanting to hide. In a life time we finding ourselves wanting to give up, building walls to keep other's out. In a life time we love we hate, we hurt other's sometimes not even knowing it, we spend a life time saying i am sorry, but sometimes not knowing how. In a life time we lose friends and we gain friends. In a life time we spend it looking at what other's have and what we wished we had. In a life time we keep asking ourselves why, In a life time we spend trying to let go, but instead we keep hanging on. We spend our lives searching for that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, searching for the things that we know we can never have. Instead of the things we can. In a life time we spend ourselves feeling sorry for ourselves. In a life time we go through alot. In a life time why cant we just let go of the past.

Santa, Can You Visit My Granddaughter?
Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but ..." the old woman began, shooing her grandson over to one of Santa's elves

A Kentucky Date
A young Kentucky man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an'I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?

Someone
Someone will always see you Someone will always want to be you Someone will always judge you Someone will always have a grudge against you Someone will always try to outdo you Someone will always look right through you Someone will always think they're better than you Someone will always be in more debt than you Someone will always be more abrupt than you Someone will always look up to you Someone will always be there for you Someone will always care about you Someone will always be aware of you Someone will always be staring at you Someone will always think about you Someone will always raise a drink to you Someone will always think the world of you Someone will always think you're fine Someone will dream of you all of the time Someone will miss your smile Someone will desire your kiss Someone will always want this moment to stay like this Someone will always need you Someone will always hold you dear to their heart

Feelings...
If you think for just one second That I don't feel a thing When I look into your eyes Or even say your name If you think but for a moment That my heart doesn't skip a beat When you walk into the room Or when our eyes finally meet If you think for just one minute That I can live without your smile When your eyes light up my days Or your touch takes away my trials If you think but for a moment That I don't long to kiss your lips When you look at me and smile that way Just remember this... You mean the world to me Your friendship is so true Would it be too bold of me To tell you I love you...?

For Today
Today is the day that I'm going to win Even if it means starting over again No more sorrows, no more tears No more fretting, no more fears Today is the day that I'm going to sing Believe in myself, and live all my dreams

Questions
searching, seeking, needing, yearning, begging, pleading, trying endlessly to get what you want, but never finding the answer to satisfy, this primal urge driving us to be, to do the things that make us who and we are, relentlessly pushing us to the brink, time and again as we struggle vainly, as helpless thralls to life's willful urges

It Rocks
SO I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS FUBAR THINGY UNTIL MY HUBBY STARTED SHOWING ME THINGS TO DO ON HERE!!! NOW THAT I KNOW MY WAY AROUND NOW I LOVE IT!!! BTW GO TO THE CANDY SHOP IT ROCKS GREAT PLACE TO MEET PEOPLE AND HAVE FUN ALL AT THE SAMETIME.... HOPE TO SEE YA THERE!!!!!

Christmas Time Is Pagan!
Tune: "Gloria in Excelsius Deo" Christmas time is here again, Decorations everywhere. Christmas carols ringing out, Gentle pagans, we don't care. Chorus: Glorious! Christmas time is pagan! Glorious! Christmas time is pagan! Modern folks all celebrate What they learned in Sunday School. In December, they don't know They are celebrating Yule! Chorus Let them have their Christmas trees, Decked in red and green and blue. We rejoice at every one! Christmas trees are pagan, too. Chorus Bowls of bubbly Christmas cheer, Fill your cup and quench your thirst. They think the tradition's theirs. Wassail bowls were pagan, first. Chorus Every door and window bears Wreaths of holly, wreaths of pine. Circles represent the Sun. Every wreath is yours and mine. Chorus Christmas lights on Christmas trees, Candle flames burn higher and higher, Let us cheer along, my friends, As they light their Yuletide fire. Chorus There's a possibility That

It's How One Measures And Treasures
As the warmth of the rising sun Bright a new day has just begun It's all on you how to have fun The boiling unstable balance of Lust, desire, that burning fire You allow the amount of flow Come on let's take and go with The motion of a raging river Pushing the blood though your Heart, can always mind itself As long as you know that Love is what you make it..........

Good Morning
Can you actually believe I am speechless today? Well there are dozens of things to write about, but one thing actually turned me off to the extent I am just going to say GOOD MORNING and I truly hope everyone who reads this and those who don’t have a great day. Oh… that thing which turned me off… yes… oh I should be used to commercialism and the almighty ways to make a buck, but this scheme just took it over the edge. It’s under Blessed Trend on MSN view if for yourself but, I believe some beliefs should be left to the individual themselves not thrust upon unwilling victims. Brings back memories of my mother sending money to evangelists in Tennessee while viewing TV programs intended on milking the elderly out of their life savings… Again I should have just said Good Morning and left it at that. A hug, and a pat Marty

Xmas!!! Need I Say More????
Christmas time is supposed to be "fun" and "spiritual" and "religious" (for those that are religious). A time to gather with friends and family and celebrate life in general. Blah, Blah, Blah! But that's not how it is, is it? No, I'm not a Scrooge but I do believe that this holiday has been blown way out of proportion. For those that are religious, it is a time of life reflection. I am not a religious person. I have life reflection everyday I awake in the morning and it has nothing to do with religion. It is also a time when people spoil children, with materialistic objects that really have no meaning, and are usually cast aside to eagerly open the "next" gift. I have a problem with this holiday because of what we make ourselves go thru to make it meaningful. Case in point.... Black Friday kicks off the holiday shopping season. Yes I work retail. People forget about Thanksgiving entirely to stand in a long line awaiting the stores to open at ungodly hours, so people can

I Am A Bitch
I, my friends, am a bitch. I am not alone either. There are millions of other women just like me. I have been called a bitch on more than one occasion. My normal response, is: yes, I know I am a bitch. One thing that will get you in deep shit with me is to call me a bitch when you are pissed, that doesn't fly well. So, heed my advice, call me a bitch all you want, but DO NOT EVER call me bitch if you are mad at me. Understand? The following is a list of reasons why I and so many other women are bitches (yes, the majority of the reason have to do with men. Go figure. I myself have been in quite a few relationships, and after they ended, I was a bitch. Like I care what those assholes think of me?). It is dedicated to all of the women who refuse to apologize for being a bitch. The mothers, soon to be mothers, the wives, the girlfriends, the friends, the ex g/f the ex wife, the aunt, the lover, the teacher, the boss, the one who cares about her appearance. ETC. So, my fellow b

Dj Logan
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This Just In ...
Its has started snowing here and I cannot see anything out the window! From the Weather Channel: SNOW WILL QUICKLY BECOME HEAVY AT TIMES AND SNOWFALL RATES OF 1 TO 2 INCHES PER HOUR ARE EXPECTED...WITH POSSIBLY UP TO 3 INCHES PER HOUR IN SOME LOCATIONS. THIS WILL HAVE A MAJOR IMPACT ON THE LATE DAY COMMUTE AS THE HEAVIEST SNOW AND LOWEST VISIBILITIES WILL BE DURING THIS TIME. THE SNOW SHOULD QUICKLY TAPER OFF FROM WEST TO EAST BETWEEN 6 AND 9 PM THIS EVENING. A HEAVY SNOW WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN AN AVERAGE OF 6 OR MORE INCHES OF SNOW IS EXPECTED IN A 12 HOUR PERIOD OR FOR 8 OR MORE INCHES IN A 24 HOUR PERIOD. TRAVEL WILL BE SLOW AT BEST ON WELL TREATED SURFACES...AND QUITE DIFFICULT ON ANY UNPLOWED OR UNTREATED SURFACES.

Santa And The Christmas Tree
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into

More Automobile Acronyms
GM General Maintenance GMC Garage Man`s Companion Got A Mechanic Coming? HONDA Had One, Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday. Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worth

Dear Ron Paul Supporters,
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Come Check Me Out .
I'm for auction still it ends on Monday morning. Place a bid on me . I'll rate all your pic's , stash , add you to my profile for a month . Leave you daily comments for a month . If you want a personal phone call . It's all in fun . Have a great weekend . Plus check out all the others that are up for auction also .

Always Laughing
I relive it all the time, Always burning in my mind Is there nowhere I can hide? Could I please get some sleep tonight? Anxiety from mental conformity From the face you never see, can you feel my insanity? I scream inside, but it's only in my mind And my hand is on the knife, God there's gotta be a better life I see the blood as it's pouring like a flood But it never seems enough, I've gotta get across to you How I feel......Is this real?.......Are you there?..... I heard you laughing as I Cried in your face, told me that I'm replaced Cause you can't stand the taste of the face that taunts you Held to the floor as he made you a whore Your brother's face you abhor, but it's me that haunts you Tom got the prize, but he'll only find lies Cause behind your blue eyes there's a world he can't see Just like before we all fall to the floor As you settle your score I can hear you laughing....... I'm hiding all the time, secret thoughts you'll never find Lock the door to my

What Sex Style Are You?
What kind of lover are you?BarbaricYou have a wild, fierce, and strong animal-like nature behind your lovemaking and that makes you very passionate. When you find the "one" you can give your whole heart to, you give that and then some! It's true that most people say there's no love behind that much fire but that's quite the opposite. You love who you're with and have no problem slamming them down on the sheets and showing them the time of their life! For this, your lover will respond back with the same animal nature and that will show you how much they love you back! For you, it's rough all the way and always very heated and intense!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Why Is I T? "my Rant"
OK here it is all m beefs rolled up into one. Why is it #1) I keep getting these darn infernal plug is error pop up messages :( #2) Am I so grossly horribly repulsively ugly that a person cant leave a picture comment or two. #3) I never get pointz when I fill out one of those stupid surveys that take forever and thats when they feel I am "qualified" to take one #4) Im not able to give 11's What the heck do you have to do to be able to get to give 11's #5) they have private pic's If you dont want someone to see them dont post them DUHHHH #6)I cant upload my own music on here, I can on myspace ? #7) Noone hardly shouts at me isnt that the purpose of it or again I guess Im so grossly pungent and ignorant noone wants to talk to me #8) Im always dry, I need more drinks damnit #9)that bouncer dude gets in your way when your trying to rate someone AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST WTF is a fuberlord

Sts-122 Atlantis Launch Date Pushed Back A Week
Atlantis To launch No Earlier Than Jan. 10th, 2008 Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/Cheryl Mansfield Dec. 15 - 5:35 p.m. EST Launch of shuttle Atlantis on a critical space station assembly mission, delayed twice because of problems with troublesome low-level fuel sensors, will slip an additional week, from Jan. 2 to no earlier than Jan. 10, to give support personnel time off over the Christmas and New Year holidays, NASA managers said today. With test instrumentation spliced into the engine cutoff - ECO - sensor circuitry in the shuttle's aft engine compartment, engineers plan to pump supercold liquid hydrogen rocket fuel back into Atlantis' external tank Tuesday. The goal of the test is to collect data that should help pinpoint the location of whatever problem caused multiple ECO sensors to malfunction during launch attempts Dec. 6 and 9 that grounded Atlantis an

Night Shade Lov
Darkness falls and she emerges A creature as beautiful as night isself She awakens to hunt the one she loves Lust in her eyes magnified by the night Hunger from a long time sleep Lust pouring over her body Sleek and dark Swift like the night She hunts me Around every corner must I glance For she grows to love my taste Mortal love she hunts This flesh of mine To devour me by candlelight Her wishes come true As we lie embracing the night We are as one She is fulfilled I am spent

Sick To Death
I am sick to fucking death of dating guys who are immature assholes. I am very up front about the fact that i have a son...ok single mom...duh...so if you are going to date me and be my boyfriend and be in a relationship with me you have to see me not just when he goes to his dad's house every other weekend but you have to involve him as well...the every other weekend drunk fest and booty call is good fun and all but give me a fucking break, i paint a picture very thoroughly i give explicit guidelines on what i want, i dont want to be a convenience, if you are going to be with me then be with me not just when you feel like it or when my son isnt in the way of you getting a piece of ass and believe me for those of you who are married you know you can still get some after the kids are asleep...but damn it i am about annoyed at boys that cant handle the truth...i give opportunity after opportunity to redeem yourself and yet you still come out smelling like a douche bag...wait to go bonehe

Come Check Out D3v At Ihs
we have the devil on the air in the iron horse saloon and on top of that our owner is buying us drinks. so come in and get drunk with the devil. and meet some cool wonderful ppl. (repost of original by '"DJ.MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS~F/U/G/F 2 KEITH' on '2007-12-15 18:21:45')

You Know You From Long Island When...
You know you're a Long Islander because… 1. You feel like you know Howard Stern. 2. You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you almost never go there. 3. When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're there, you don't. 4. You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on intuition. 5. You've been to Jones Beach Field 4 on a June weekend afternoon. 6. You've been to the Tanger Outlets and came home with nothing to show for it. 7. You're still waiting for a bridge to Connecticut. 8. You've tried to use your father's monthly ticket to ride the LIRR, it worked. 9. You'd pay $8.50 for a movie. 10. You've never really fully evaluated the meaning of the name Hicksville. 11. You know where the Commack Motor Inn is but you "have never been ther". 12. You've never been to Times Square on New Year's Eve. 13. You've tried to find the Amityville Horror house. 14. No, you don't want mustard on that bur

Where To Start
Well I'm not the best at writing anything. Have always had trouble putting my thoughts and feelings on papers. Hell I have trouble expressing them without them being taken the wrong way. The last 5 years of my life have been filled with a lot of pain and heartache. I went through a messy divorce, changed careers (the best move by far I ever made), been through what an extremely difficult relationship, and well lately I seem to be experience a bout of loneliness. Don't get me wrong there is not a minute of my day that I'm not doing something but it seems that guys have changed so much then the way they were 15, 10 even 5 years ago. If I have to blame anyone part of me is saying women are a big part of why men are so different. We've now stepped up our "game" and try and play the game like the men do but where is this getting us?? It's getting us a bunch of men that can get sex anywhere and don't want to take the time out to actually get to know a women. I know that to

Morph Contest
I seen a morph contest and I decided to join it. Was being judged and I can handle NOT comment bombing lol When I entered they said judging.. now its to the most comments. I dont wanna win like that.. Im in a HH giveaway My comments are reserved for that and I wouldnt have entered the contest if it was for comments because my comments are reserved. lol just skip it if you see a bulletin runnin around about it... I dont like it when ppl change up shit like that. xo

My Scars
Scars Still Bleeding Scars Still Bleeding My skin is intact But there are scars you don't see Scars on wounds still festering, Scars still bleeding on my soul Hurt and damaged to often. I keep looking for something, someone Who will mend these wounds, Be my salve and salvation, Soothe away the pain that goes deep within, Bandage up my soul,like new, And kiss it all better. I don't know that this person exists, The one with the power to heal All the scars I carry inside me, So for now I just lick my wounds, And wait. mrrcp 2007

Some Jokes To Make U All Smile N Laugh For At Least Im Good For Something In This World
i asked santa for a condom and i got 3.. so i then asked saanta for a dollar n i got ten so i stop and thought to myself n then it hit me i asked santa for a hoe and i got ur ( who ever is reading this blog ) number

Mumms
I started looking at mumms these last two days. I must say i keep being admirative about how people can post stupid things. Just to keep busy. I love talking about things but those mumms don't add anything intresting to Fubar. Next stupid mumms to come are the following one: * Where would you like to have your ass? 1. On my elbow, easier to scratch. OR 2. On my forehead, so i can fart in your face. * Do you put your dick on te left or the right side? 1. left OR 2. Right, because otherwise i get a headache! If you have other stupid mumms like that, feel free not to make them. So i don't have my bar tab full of stupid things, making me miss all the important things. Have a nice day! :) Frederic

The Ladies Need U Plz Help Them Out
Hey it's monday and nothing going on because if there was you would be doing that. So why not come and stop by the iron horse saloon. We are jammin it out. see you there. (repost of original by '"DJ.MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS~MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL' on '2007-12-17 14:40:50')

Tenement Funster
My new purple shoes Been amazin' the people next door And my rock'n'roll forty fives Been enragin' the folks on the lower floor I got a way with the girls on my block Try my best to be a real individual And when we go down to smokies and rock They line up like it's some kind of ritual Oh give me a good guitar And you can say that my hair's a disgrace Or just find me an open car I'll make the speed of light outa this place I like the good things in life But most of the best things ain't free It's the same situation just cuts like a knife When you're young and you're poor and you're crazy Young and you're crazy... Oh give me a good guitar And you can say that my hair's a disgrace Or just find me an open car I'll make the speed of light outa this place

Rigged Contest
Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex." "Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven." "Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant. The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number. "Two!" said the second guy. "Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again." As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged." "No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."

Dear Santa
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ************************************************** *** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ************************************************** ** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom,

The List
Good Morning. December 18th and one week before Christmas. Snow on the ground colder temperatures then the week before, yes…yes it is truly winter toto and we are not in Kansas anymore. I am not really sure if I have ever been to Kansas… hmm I best make that part of the list. Do you have a list? You know the list of things you wish to see, accomplish or just be part of before you meet the maker? I think there is a movie coming out with Jack Nicholson called “The Bucket List” Or something of that nature. Basically a list of things these two guys want to do before they push up daisies. Worm feast, sleep in the dirt hotel many, many terms for that long rest of no return. But, the list is basically in everyone’s head… other then those who actually do have a list hidden in some drawer or tucked away in a closet and at our age…those things get miss placed easier then not. I mean I can one minute tuck something away and my recall memory is like, now I just had that damned thing where did it

Party This Weekend
Hello everyone just wanted to inform anyone and everyone who is in the mt.morris surrounding area that there will be a great xmash bash up at down the north on mt. morris rd just west of saginaw rd. Gene the dj is awesome and the bartender makes some hellacious drinks. so come on out and have a great time celebrting the holidays.

Computers
So, I finally got my new MacBook last weekend, and for all of you that have a Windoze machine, i believe it's time for all of you to switch. Mac computers are so much more user-friendly, and are less prone to viruses than a Windows computer, since most hackers write programs for...*gasp* Windows! Think about it...let it simmer. Ok, you good? Gonna go out and buy a Mac this weekend now? Good... As always, feel free to comment. :) I like hearing what y'all have to say. Keep flyin', Phoenix

Playground
I crave the taste of your mindnumbing lips pressed tightly against my own, while we are making out my hands eagerly roam. Your body is my playground, a land of endless joy, your divine breasts deserve to be my 2nd favorite toy. Your exqisite derrier, is fun to play play with like putty in my hands. I would kill, or destroy most anyone or any thing for the chance. I want to eat you, like tomorrow will never come, I am not going to stop till your way more than done. 5 hours later your sexually exausted, yhen its time to play making love to you my girl, all the live long day. after the bone, we get on the phone to see if our friends are home. We call over she, we call over he, we play naked twister to get on our sexual bond. Time has come for coors light, maybe gonna spark the flames tonight. Quarters can be fun to play, the losers have to strip something away. You and he, she and me then we switch to she and he, and you with me, then we watch you and she making us all very happ

Best Prank Ever
OMG.... I just heard the finniest story and HAVE to share this... apparently this is the best prank ever. Someone ..who shall remain nameless... had a gay ad posted about him somewhere with his phone number, and called my room mate thinking it was her. OMG I need to know who did this they deserve a night out on me! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard.. I have been laughing non stop.. damn i wish i would have come up with something like that.. it is priceless.. so whoever you are please let me know and i will gladly take you out to dinner myself! I LOVE YA!!!!! LMMFAO

Today....
Has been fun! If you call getting accused of being stupid, getting told your useless, and getting told your getting sued as being fun....then it's been a blast. I really do love my job tho.... Random thought for the day....... I'm STARVIN MARVIN!!!

Judge Me
"Judge me as you may I see this with your eyes You stare, assuming you know me But in reality you know not You think a glance tells my fate My life decided by your stare Your ignorance child please do not share In my life I decide And as for your judgments Well I do not care"

The Budweiser Story
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him

Kelsey's Purpose
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Kara Lea Date: Dec 19, 2007 3:40 PM -----------------From: ~crystal~Date: Dec 18, 2007 3:57 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ashleaDate: Dec 18, 2007 12:16 PMPMwait and bleedDate: Dec 11, 2007 2:50 PMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.

Just Wanted To Share:
Just wanted to share: I got an email today at the bank. A customer was in an Evansville Cinnabon store and paid with her debit card. When they gave it back to her she just put it in her purse with her receipt. Later that day she checked online and her card had been used all over town. She checked her purse and had someone else's card who she later found out had the same thing happen to them and it wiped out their entire bank account. Obviously you give them your card and they give you one they have already stolen and maxed out. You most likely won't find out until you try to use it or check your balances. This will work with all credit cards not just debit cards! After checking with police and the bank apparently this is happening alot around here. If this happens notify the bank immediately to stop your card. You only have 24hrs to report it lost or stolen to get all of your money back. Otherwise, you will be responsible for a portion of the stolen purchases.

I Wish You A Merry Christmas....
My fun holiday version of the famous Song. I wish you a Merry Christmas; I wish you a Merry Christmas; I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Good tidings I bring to you and your kin; Good stockings for Christmas and a Happy New Year. Oh, bring me a friggin pudding; Oh, bring me a friggin pudding; Oh, bring me a friggin pudding and a mug of good beer I won't go until I get some; I won't go until I get some; I won't go until I get some, so bring some out here I wish you a Merry Christmas; I wish you a Merry Christmas; I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I truely do hope YOU, and every loved one in your life, has a FANTASTIC, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Love each and everyone of YOU, Derek

Wow, Been A Long Time Away! Hello All My Fubar Friends And Fans!!!!!!!
Hello everyone. I know I have been away for awhile, but I had surgery and still recovering from it, so because of it, I'm not allowed to stay on here for long periods of time. I just wanted to quickly say thank you to each and one of you who have sent me continuous comments on my profile. You guys are the best any friend could ask for. I should be able to come back on and stand to sit at my computer much longer sometime after Jan 11th. Until then I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Safe New Year. Christmas Blessings, Peace & Love, SDChick

Today Now
if you watch this video show called Today Now these two ass hole's talk show host where makeing fun of this kid because he when in pool with his t-shit on. he did want to show his size of him self and mom and dad let him be on show and sat there while he was degraded and did nothing or come to his aid and defend him

And To All A Good Night ...
A little Christmas poem courtesy of Phillies VP Public Relations, Larry "the Baron" Shenk: ’Twas the eve of another holiday season in the Phillies’ home, Not a creature was stirring, not even the big green drone Pinstriped uniforms were once hung with care But now the clubhouse is totally bare Instead there is an electric train and a decorated tree Creating a beautiful picture of holiday glee In the stands where the fans used to cheer All is totally quiet to anyone’s ear From Phillie Phanatic to Bull’s BBQ Nothing could be spotted from anyone’s view While nestling in for a long winter’s nap One realized something big is on tap Jimmy, Ryan, Chase, Brett, Pat, Shane and Cole Will soon be back in the field ready to roll Charlie’s crew gave us a great thrill in ’07, By capturing the East, creating baseball heaven One can hardly wait for spring training to start But until then, there’s only one thing on the chart Goosebumps from a typical Harry Kalas

You And I
Michelle, You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond anything we ever had before. It has defied time, distance, family, friends, changes in ourselves, and changes in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simple - we are soulmates. I can't explain it. I just know it, I feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I cannot explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we both say I love you at exactly the same time. When I'm with you, it's like things shift into place. A place where they are supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things, and so much more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could only exist between you, and I. And, deep in my soul, I know that our relationship is a very rare gift. One that will bring us extraordinary happiness all through our live

Sperm Bank Robbery
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says http://www.lifeisajoke.com/luvnmarriage_html.htm

There Are No Riches Above A Sound Body, And No Joy Above The Joy Of The Heart.
There are no riches above a sound body, and no joy above the joy of the heart. --Anonymous Holidays are a wonderful and exciting time of year - a time to enjoy snowflakes falling, company coming, and presents. Sometimes we find ourselves concentrating solely on the wrapped presents and forgetting about the presents of the heart. If we pay attention and be honest with ourselves, we can begin to notice such things as the hug from a brother or sister, the laugh of a grandparent or the hand-drawn card given to us by a friend. All of these wonderful presents and more are ours for the taking; we need only to see beyond the wrapped packages. It is then we will fully experience the joys of the heart. How many gifts do I see around me right now? Not truditional....But to the point... Merry Christmas My Friends...Free Comments & Graphics

The Pastor's Ass (email)
The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains

Sun Rise
Sun Rise The grey began to fade, As the colors filled the sky, The chill began to warm, As the sun began to rise. A lost girl found direction, As the eastern orb rose high, The dark sky turned to blue, Like the color of her eyes. Dark turned to light, Grey turned to blue, Lost became found, That's when I will meet you. "I hope that this day comes, How ever I must say I don't know who this lady will be but I know She is out there!"

Gold Paper
I just got this from my Mom , And wanted to share it with everyone , You may repost this if you wish . Gold Wrapping Paper' The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier overreaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed.

Positions
You Should Try the Cross! 1. Kinky, yet close. Penetration with a twist. Here's how to do it: The girl lies on her back, with the guy lying diagonally accross her. The girl opens her legs to let the guy enter her - and he rocks gently from side to side. The girl can guide the guy's movements, with the pressure of her hands. To make this position easier, reverse it - with the girl on top. Show the world what sex position you should try. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog! (Hint: Use Select All, Copy, and then Paste) Woman on Top 1. - The male lies on his back while his partner straddles his torso. She controls the rhythm and depth of penetration. He lies flat with movement restricted somewhat by her weight and his lack of leverage. Some women prefer to lay forward so she may kiss her mate, while others choose to sit up straight. Regardless of which you prefer, an interesting idea is to just rock back and forth or in a circular

Starstruck And Breathing Heavy
Starstruck and Breathing Heavy I'm not even going to attempt to try to sugar coat this. LADIES I really do need your help on this one. To my brethen I am taking one for the team on this. Got a lot to gain and so much more to lose. I am only going to ask simple questions...and in this case, I will accept simple to complex answers. I am really in search, and in a way I think each and everyone of us are. What is your definition of a man? Really think about it for a second because there is another question to follow. Do you have it, no bullshit is it right there at pace with my words that you read. What is your definition of a good man? This one I need you to just lay back in the chair look at the screen and be honest to yourself. For the weight of this question tells you how you see YOUR selfworth. Is the thought of this man making you smile, not freezing time but slowing it down, is there a peace you may only have given once or never have even shared? I feel you on that, you h

Clarification
Clarification December 24, 2007 They say that “ignorance is bliss” and I would tend to agree…except for those of us who must endure the ignorance of another. Some say Jesus is a Pisces, some say a Virgo…I don’t give a fuck what sign He was born under, I celebrate Christmas in December as the time of His birth. I’m not ignorant nor am I following the masses. I don’t go to church (organized religion is why I became so confused about Christianity). I don’t blindly accept what preachers tell me (I usually go head to head with them…they think I’m stupid, too). I know what I’ve lived. I know what I’ve seen and where I’ve been. I have doubted my faith on more than one occasion for years at a time. I always come back to the same conclusion…I am a Christian. I’m tired of doubting my faith because of bad circumstances. That’s what it generally amounts to…bad shit happening again. I’m sad for those who think I’m ignorant in my belief. Not because I think you’re doomed t

Ugggggggggggh
so i just went to get my balance from the bank and im missing one hundred dollars...im sooo pisses off because i ALWAYS keep up with my account. i cant get a print out of everything till wendsday....

Mail Man
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar b

Pleasantly Surprised
Even though it's Christmas Eve, my anger and frustration got the better of me, and I popped off some sarcastic comments to my little wanna-be ho' daughter. She didn't like that too well, so of course an argument ensued. She blames everyone and everything else for her choices, and refuses to take responsibility for those choices. How does one get this concept across to the young-uns?? Obviously I don't know, else I would have done it by now. At any rate, we skuffled a bit, and she ended up ripping off my thumbnail. Not quite sure even still, how that happened, but it did, and now I'm pissy about the whole darned shooting match all over again. As a result, she said she wanted to go live with her dad, wanted in the state of Montana for felony criminal endangerment, who owes over $44,000 in back child support, and who, after dropping she and her brother off at daycare one Friday, left and never came back. (Ironically, it was the Friday before Father's day in 1998.) In my ultimat

Happy Holidays And Suff
Well damn. The holidays sure did thier sneaking up on me again. Didnt have the time ore money to buy anyone anything. Guess thats fine since i didnt get anything. Well actually a good friend and her girlfriend did give me and Gio some money.I told her not to since they are all the best well off. But she insisted. Gio and I do plan on paying them back though. $100 is a lot of money just to be giving out. Or maybe it is to me. This friend i recently found out has a crush on me. And its funny cuz she was always jealous when i would talk to her girlfriend and how highly she spoke me of.And now shes the one crossing the line. BUt shes really cool and nice. Gio likes her too. I'm glad he talks to her too or else he might be worried about that situation.But all is good. The baby is growing. Just tonnight i felt my tummy getting bigger. Like this pressure pushing out.And its so hard. Its crazy. Alittle less then three months and she'll be here. My family is upset that I;m sp

12/26/07
Hey guys hope everyone had an awesome holiday and santa gave you what you wanted. Anyhow this is our daily finds so if anyone wants to help level these great people that would be sweet if not hopefully catch you tomorrow...have a great day 1,049 ElleBelle@ fubar 4352 THIS IS JAY EVERYDAY@ fubar 2,715 Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz or Die you beezies!@ fubar 3,079 kellyinmt@ fubar

Let Life's Richness Flow
Let life's richness flow Accomplishment comes when you allow it. Fulfillment comes when you allow it. Worry, resentment, anger, envy and fear all serve to prevent your best possibilities from being realized. The more you learn to let go of the negative influences, the more easily and naturally will the richness of life flow through you. How many worthwhile and fulfilling experiences have you missed because you were worried about what others might think? How many precious days have you wasted by being filled with resentment or fear? You have so many beautiful places to go. There are so many valuable and fulfilling things you can do. Begin today to more faithfully follow those bright and shining purposes that are deep within you. Let the negative, limiting thoughts and perceptions fall quietly and uneventfully away from you as quickly as they come. Open your spirit, and allow your most beautiful possibilities to come to life. Remember who you truly are, and let life's richnes

Key To My Heart
Key To My Heart I had closed the door upon my heart And wouldn't let anyone in, I had trusted and loved only to be hurt But, that would never happen again. I had locked the door and tossed the key As hard, and as far as I could, Love would never enter there again, My heart was closed for good. Then you came into my life And made me change my mind, Just when I thought that tiny key was impossible to find. That's when you held out your hand And proved to me I was wrong, Inside your palm was the key to my heart... You had it all along.

Fat Bitch!!!!
So this fat girl named Lacinda. The bitch I was talking about before has been emailing my friends and shit telling them that I am using men. Hmm if i was I think Id be bankin right now and drivin something better than an 04 Eclipse. lol HELLO!!!! If i was using men I wouldnt have to work and I wouldnt be living on on post housing. (my soon to be ex hubby is army) Therefore if u get a msg believe her or dont I couldnt give 2 shits less, because if u do, than hey its your loss you didnt get to meet me yourself. Anyways toodles...

Soar Gracefully (author Unknown)
Fly like an eagle with swift wings. Soar gracefully through the sky. Be like the wind and dance to every song it sings. Spread your wings and learn to fly. Leave behind your sorrow and strife, and become one with the great circle of life. Escape to that place within beyond words, beyond thoughts. Then drift high above the worry and pain where there's only beauty, purity and love.

Alone
Alone I am broken an weak it is you I seek take me into your embrace I want you to see my face Is it to late? why is it myself I hate? I am always to blame I feel I am living in shame I scream at my creator wonder if he is even there to him without words i speak it is him I seek i am wanting to leave this world I have known never again having to feel alone regrets have taken my life as I sit here, I look at this knife I am tired of being the fool tired and alone I obey the rules I am living in a haze feeling I am running out of days so I sit here and stare wondering why I even care are these feeling I have even real? or is this how I truely feel? outside i hear the thunder my soul, it starts to shudder I hear the voices mumble so loud I stand and stumble I trip and I fall it is my name they call oh no the knife, it is to late I have met my fate yes its fucked up I know, but at t

Pay It Forward/share Yours
Free Dinner last night I was very tired last night and I decided to go to McD's and just get a burger/fries. Bad for me I know, but it is what it is, lol! When I got to the cashier to pay he told me that the person in the car in front of me paid for my dinner and said Merry Christmas, pay it forward! How unexpected and always fun. I have done this over the years and enjoyed suprising folks here and there, and not just at Christmas time, but year round when the urge hits me. But I have never been the reciprocant. It made me smile and brightened up a otherwise stressful and challenging day for me. So pay it forward folks today with anything... a compliment, buy someone coffee or a meal, they don't have to know its from you either. Be creative, be simple. If your coworker next to you loves herbal teas, place a box of herbal teas on their desk, things like that! You would be suprised at how that can really make someone's day or impact them deeply. If you have done a pa

Thanks Goes To Old Buck. I Too Will Be There!
thanks goes to Old Buck. I too will be there! http://www.myspace.com/damnvanmeter I'LL BE THERE ,WILL YOU- make your pledge now , pls re ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: old Buck Date: Dec 26, 2007 11:43 PM "whether the resistance against government tyrants is non-violent or physically violent, the effort to overthrow state oppression qualifies as true patriotism." as you can see, in Ron Paul’s own words people like Ed & Elaine Brown, as well as the likes of the Freedom-4 are indeed true patriots, this is something that should never be forgotten. The Browns, Danny Riley, Reno Gonzalzes , Bob Wolffe,Jason Gearheart all stood up for you and I. now it time we stood up for them. Reward then with your presents on Jan 28 in concord NH . BE THERE Demand Freedom for these Men - Make a stand. About Me -- a lady friend of mine sums it up best. she asked me (made me realize how right she was) How many people Jim have ever posted

A Wish
A Wish I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns pink, as the sun starts to set. We make love through the night, on that white sandy shore, then I hold you while thinking, I could want nothing more. Oh I wish I could be, in that one special place, as I lie on the ground, and I stare into space!

Never Enough
Hello baby, how was your week? times getting longer, my hearts getting weak. Has anything happened, do you have time to write? I miss you so much, i'm get lonely at night. I wish you were here, the time went so fast. There was never enough, I wished it would last. I remember your smile, like i saw it yesterday. The way it brightned me up, on a dark and grey day. This paper is wet, I'm so sorry its smeared. I couldnt help it, no holding back tears. 3 years you'll be back, time we'll regain. what was never enough, is how i worked through the pain

Truth
Say what you want Mean what you say Remember the darkest Lights of that day Be who you are Do as you please The truth is going to Bring you to your knees The truth is that That we all need The truth is the end Of a mystery The truth is out there You will see The truth is out there For you and me The truth is out there The search is not in vain The truth is out there Out there in the rain Say what you want But you better believe The truth is a goal We all must achieve

Passion To Me
Passion is deliberate, but passion is sure passion is cure and reverses all falls Passion is you meek, and willing to walk passion is me battling through steel or rattan Passion is me in your future and dreams, passion is you in my waiting and running Passion is knowing that time is not ours, passion is knowing that our bodies must fall. ...controlled and yet uncontrollable passion soon withdraws to submission...

Thank You
well PEOPLE IAM BACK FROM SEA. I WENT TO DURBAN. SOUTH AFRICA . I WOULD LOVE TO THANK ALL OF YOU WHO ARE MY FRIENNDS.... SO THIS CHRIST MASS HAS BEEN A STRESSFUL TIME FOR ME WELL IAM GLAD IT OVER . OH BY THE WAY I GOT A XBOX360. GAME TAG **BLACKFLAG1** SO I COULD SOME FELLOW WAR LOARDS TO BE MY TEAM .. I PLAY CALL TO DUTY4 . WELL IAM A EX SAILOR(NAVY) NOW I SAIL TO SUPPORT TH TROOPS. OK IT TIME TO UP LOAD PICS OF DURBAN.... OK IT A FEW I WAS HOPEING TO GET MORE IT NEVER ENDED UP THAT WAY .....OH BUY THE WAY THANKS TO YOU ALL WHO EVEN LOOKED AT MY STUFF...MORE TO COME LATER .....ME

Saying Goodbye
Saying goodbye why is it always so hard, Saying goodbye why do we cry and wish to God it didnt have to be this way. Sayng goodbye why do we fall and wonder why, why the goodbyes why cant we stay, Why cant we just forgive and forget. Why cant we just say i am sorry and let it be. Why do we have to say goodbye. And do you have to turn and walk away when the words i said werent meant to hurt you. I said i was sorry but still you walked away why atleast you could have done was say goodbye, cause atleast i would have known that it was over. Saying goodbye tears me apart cause we never really said hello. Saying goodbye i know it means forever, i will wait in hopes that you will be back and we can say hello but hopefully not goodbye. Dont come back if the words goodbye will be spoken only come back if you are going to say hello. Saying goodbye why do we fall so hard, like the tears that are falling, i hear myself calling, calling your name I cant uderstand why it

Tupac
Many rumours have told that Tupac is alive and was faking his own death for his security. Here are a couple of theories why rapper and entertainer Tupac Amaru Shakur isn`t dead. 1. 2pac died on Friday the 13th... 2. Las Vegas is a payoff City...meaning all sorts of folks have been known to be on the take...that means doctors, press, lawyers etc. 3. The car that the assailants were using during the drive-by shooting a white cadillac was never found for some strange reason...How could this be when Las Vegas is in the middle of a desert? 4. There is a small Black community on the North side of town...This strip is only about 8 blocks long...The attackers were black...Where did they go ? Where did they hide ? 5. The white cadillac containing the gunmen passes a entourage of 2pacs boys...many of them body guards...No one gives chase...and there are no witness...There were no witness on the street...How come? Why not? 6. 2pac has changed his artist name to Makaveli...

Venting, Not Just For Air Circulation. - Reposted
So, what is Fubar? Well its an online community designed to function in the way a real bar works. You get points for being social, and participating. Much like gaining popularity in a real nightspot. So, then..what ingredients can be found in both? Well, there are ravers, partiers, quiet drunks, loud drunks, social drinkers, dating couples, folks looking to hook up, bands promoting, strippers stripping, liars lying, good guys losing the battle of the sexes, good girls getting overlooked, fights, fucking, licking, sucking, engagements, drug addicts, attention whores, just plain whores, whoremongers, asswipes, racists, losers, cheapskates, beggars and fools... to name a few. What is different? Thats easy, its an online community, so people are real, and some are pretend. Wait..thats like RL too. Thing is, some folks don't realize that not everyone is pretend. There are real people with real feelings out here. Play nice. And stop being dumbasses. If your default pic is you in a myspa

Poetry
I look into your eyes, I can not help but stare, My King, The man i've traveled many worlds to find, I have slayed the evil wizard, He will haunt me no more, I ride my dragon trough the sky, Knowing I would do anything so I never make you cry, Accept the gift of love I have bestowed upon you, Although when I was upon my quest, You turned your love away, Bequething another to my dismay, Now I walk the woods with my sorrow hanging around my head, Without my elven king, Inside of me is dead!

To Each His Own
Some like it wet, Some like it dry, Some like it soft, Some like it hard, To some it’s just a few hours of fun, For some it’s the true bonding, Some like it with a group, Manage a trios? Hand Job, Hard on, Hug me, Kiss you, Fuck her, Abortion, Depression, Condoms and Rubbers, Doctor’s and mothers, Lust and Foreplay, Let it go away.

I'm Gonna Be A Mommy!!
I'm Soo Excited. I Just Got Some Of The Best News... 2 Days Before Christmas I Found Out That I'm Pregnant. I'm Currently 5 Weeks And 2 Days Along. I Can't Wait Till My Baby Starts To Grow Bigger And I Can Feel It Move... Its Soo Amazing To Know You Have A Little Itty Bitty Baby Growing In You. Its Just Insane Timing With My Grandpa Just Passing Away Not Too Long Ago.. And Theres All The Sudden A Trace Of A New Life, I Guess The Sayings Right "When One Leaves Another Enters" Or However It Goes. But This Baby's My Familys Joy. Amazingly They Are All Super Psyched About It.... Its Still Hard To Believe That I'm Gonna Be A Mommy

Live Life One Day At A Time.
Finish each day and be done with it. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well. --Ralph Waldo Emerson Two of the most useless phrases in the English language are "what if" and "if only." We waste so much time and energy thinking about what we might have done and wishing we had acted or reacted differently. We imagine how things might have turned out "if only . . ." All of us make mistakes. To go back and wonder and wish about our yesterdays prevents us from living fully today. Each day is a fresh chance; a new beginning. We can only squeeze what we can out of the moment and let the drops fall where they may. Some will evaporate and some will form rainbows. Can I forget about yesterday and start a fresh new day?

Inner Thoughts
The kindest most generous behavior we can choose is taking responsibility for ourselves, for what we think,feel,want,and need. The most beneficial act we can perform is to be true to ourselves,and let others take responsibility for themselves. Our best is good enough....It may be better than we think. Even our failures may turn out to be important learning experiences that lead directly to-and are necessary for an upcomming success. Feel the fear, then let it go....Jump in and do it-whatever it is. If our instincts and path have led us there, it's exactly where we need to be! I will participate in life to the best of my ability....Regardless of the outcome...that makes me a winner! It is easy to be negative about our past mistakes and unhappiness. But it's much more healing to look at ourselves and our past in the light of experience, acceptance,and growth. Our past is a series of lessons that advance us to higher levels of living and loving. The relationships we entered,

I Am So Happy
These last few days has been the happiest of my life. I met this wonderful woman. She fills me with love. She is the love of my life, that I do not doubt. I love each minute with her, and can't ever get enough. Like an addict she is my drug. As I look at my life now and then, I can see how lucky I am. She fills my dreams and makes me feel complete, I never want another. Thank you and I Love you Babygirl.

"i Never Said I Wasnt Difficult"
"I never said I was'nt difficult" I never said I was'nt difficult I mostly want my way Sometimes I talk back Or pout And don't have much to say I've been known to yell, "so what", when I'm stepping out of bounds I want you there for me And yet I dont want you around I wish I had more privacy And never had to be alone I want to run away I'm scared to leave my home I'm too tired to be responsible I wish that I were boss I want to blaze new trails I'm terrified That I'll get lost I wish an answer came Every time I asked you, "why" I wish you weren't a know it all Why do you question when I'm bored? I won't be cross examined I hate to be ignored I know I shuffle messages like cards Some to show and some to hide But, If you think Im hard to live with, You should try me on inside Sara Holbrook

"love Grows"
"Love grows" Not Priced and placed on shelves Or in windows at the mall Not Found cut-rate At the drug store Not Available in "small" Not catalogued Not ready wear Not advertised Not slit to there Upstaging Fashion statements Love doesn't speak It shows Love can't be manufactured It's a natural Love grows Sara Holbrook

My Ayurvedic Body Type:
the body type you were born with is called Kapha in Ayurvedic medicine. This means that most likely your bone structure is on the larger side and your metabolism tends to be slow. Your constitution leads us to believe that you are generally both calm and content. A key component to an Ayurvedic lifestyle is to eat, live and interact with the world according to your natural body type. In relation to eating, Kapha types should be eating foods that taste sweet, sour, or salty.

Brainslave/oblivion Demo Tracks.
Hey, wassup? Here is the link to the demos from Brainslave and Oblivion (my solo project). Good Thrash metal. Hope you go and check it out. Also, feel free to comment. Thanx for reading. http://www.myspace.com/therionfuk Six Strings Of Hell

Death
I feel like a horrible friend...My best friend's grandfather passed away this saturday. And being that I now live over 2,000 miles away from my friends and family in MA it's hard as hell to be there for them... Everytime something happens and they say I wish you were here or I need you to be here I feel like I'm letting them down... I know that they understand that I wish with all my might that I could be there to try to help them out it's just money and work are factors that I can't control... I just got a text from my friend saying that they're burying his grandfather right now and that he feels like he's gonna lose it and now I have to sit at work on the verge of tears because his grandparents had excepted me into their lives and treated me like I was part of their family and now I can't even be there to pay my last respects... I have this heavy feeling on me and I feel so guilty about it...

Tramp Stamps And The Gravitational Pull On Jeans.
So, I just voted on a MUMM that posed the eternal question, " Is a woman with a tramp stamp and low rise jeans with her thong showing sexy or trashy?" Now, at first, this question simply bade me to answer, but as I turned this timeless conundrum over in my mind, I felt an annoying pang in my disposition. Thus, a blog comes forth. Prepare yourselves kiddies...Daddy's got his temper on. Ok, so as an owner of a penis, I have to say that any display of supple, tanned feminine flesh is sexy, especially when its trashy. Provided that it is appropriate for the body type. Now I am not saying big girls aren't sexy. Quite to the contrary. A BBW who can dress herself with class and has a confident attitude can be extremely sexy. But that's for a different rant. Back to the thong thingy...As a musician, and a fan of drinking, I find myself in a LOT of barrooms and nightclubs. I see a LOT of girls dressed in the low jeans and thong peekin out with the tramp stamp. From here on out, we'll call i

Whats It Like?
w2hats it like she asked him in an interview....he sigheed and took a big breath before speking he went into deep thought and began....he gazed at her his brown eyes deep in sorrow....she couldnt help but say...oh my am so sorry! she hugged him tightly but the tears fl;owed like a rainfall. He wiped the tears from his eyesas she did too...took up her pad and waited..."whats it like to be lonely?" he asked himself....again he gazed at the woman from him.... well he said imagine if you will the love u feel when u see someone u lie or fall in love with, a realtive dying...all the great things...just vanishing from you.....an empty void just fills u and nothing can help out except to sit and cry at times...sometimes that helps sometimes that just helps the pain increase, oh yes u feel pain too, apain no one wants but is there. she wrote every word down on her pad....is there something u wanna say to others? oh yes....he sighed before i go..just want all to know that depression is not

Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space Spiritualized All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away Getting strong today, a giant step each day I've been told only fools rush in, only fools rush in But I don't believe, I don't believe- I could still fall in love with you I will love you till I die, and I will love you all the time So please put your sweet hand in mine, and float in space and drift in time All my time until I die, we'll float in space just you and I So please put your sweet hand in mine, and float in space and drift in time I'll love you to death, I guess that's what you get And I don't know where we are all going to Love don't get stranger, it is what it is And I don't know where we are all going to Everything happens today, and that's what you get And I don't know where we are all going to

Stupid Can't Be Fixed, Or Can It...
Good Morning and how ya doing? Ever play cops and robbers while younger? Not now mind ya because if you’re playing it at our age, You are either the cop or the robber and that would not be a plastic colt 45 stuck in your waist band and further more it’s for real at our age. Well I ask that because some goobers have to play and sometimes that play gets out of hand and someone gets hurt or worst gets shot. Unlike the plastic guns where we would make our own sounds.. like Bang… or kapow! Or those who like to imitate Clint Eastwood… KABOOM! Anyway guns are dangerous and well, I guess boys will be boys and forget they to often to into men but forget that fact. Like the following articles I would like to call… Armed and Clumsy People who accidentally shot themselves recently: Opherro Jones, 32, shot himself in the stomach while allegedly pistol-whipping a man (Honolulu, June). [Star Bulletin (Honolulu), 8-7-07] Hmmm karma is hell sometimes…. ( A 23-year-old San Francisco police officer a

Nufu
Wow. This Fubar thing is a total trip! I really should have spent more time here instead of spending hours on freaking Myspace! This is way more involving and fast paced! Now I get to learn terms like "fu-owned" and, unreal, I see naked people, they're everywhere and I'm not sure they even know their naked! I have got to get a bottle of Crown Royal and spend an evening here causing chaos!

Michael Jackson Gets 12 Years In Prison!!!!!!!
Man who filmed Arlington teens fighting gets 12 years in jail By NATHANIEL JONES ARLINGTON —Michael Jackson, an Arlington man arrested in 2006 in the production of videos that depicted teens beating one another, was sentenced to 12 years in prison Thursday. Jackson, 20, pleaded guilty to an unrelated robbery charge on Sept. 14. State District Judge George Gallagher sentenced him to 12 years for the robbery after watching a clip of the fight videos, called Aggtownz Fights. Jackson faced up to 20 years in prison, and prosecutor Jennifer Tourje asked for the full term. The fight videos were sold online. Another man arrested in connection with the videos was sentenced to two years' probation after he pleaded guilty to a state jail felony charge of engaging in organized crime. Two others pleaded guilty to aggravated assault and were sentenced to three years in prison. Jackson must serve three years before he is eligible for parole, Tourje said. i know not the same one..but

Yo Seria Este Novia
Yo seria este novia.. si no te hablo... [ es por que estoy esperando tu llamada..] Cuando me voy enojada.. por tu culpa [ sigueme ] cuando miro tu boca.. [ besame] cuando te empujo o te pego.. [ agarrame y no me dejes ir..!] Cuando te empiece a decir groserias [ besame y dime que me amas] cuando estoy callada [ preguntame que si tengo algo] cuando te ignore [dame tu atencion ] cuando me salgo del camino [ jalame..] cuando me mires fachosa y fea..! [ dime ke estoy bello..] cuando mires que empiezo a llorar.. [nomas abrazame sin decir nada.. ] cuando me mires caminando [ llegame por la espalda y abrazame.. ] cuando tenga miedo [ protegeme] cuando me recargue en tu hombro [ besame..] cuando me robe tu camisa favorita [ prestamela por esa noche y deja que duerma con ella] cuando te de kariño [ dame kariño tu tambn y hazme reir.. ] cuando no conteste por un buen tiempo [ asegurame que todo esta bn] cuando te mire.. con duda [ dime que no es vdd.. ] cuando d

Depression
To all my friends, I'm sorry I haven't been on in a while. I'm still looking for a job and getting no response! I'm getting in to the depressed mindset, that I just don't care anymore and I sometimes feel that I have no true friends close to me that I can talk to. Alll I know is, I need to find a job soon, so I can stop taking so many antidepressant and anti anxiety pills! Plus, I'm starting to freak out over small stuff and it's pissing me off! Please continue to keep me in your thoughts and prayers.