Fubar Blog Posts 3

What Used To Be Friends...
I used to have a best friend it was really nice. About 96% of my friends dropped me when I lost my job. So after feeling like a loser I made a friend. He seemed cool and we would talk for hours. I was nice to have someone to talk problems over with. Along the way I started to have feelings for him. He was in a relationship with someone, so I kept it as PC as I could. When they broke up, after biting my tongue, I finally told him about how I felt about her. Now he hardly talks to me, and told me last night that he wants to move on from our friendship. That after all the support I've given him, that I'm holding him back from whatever he wants to do. I also think it has something to do with me finally telling him how I felt about his ex (who he's still in love with) and him finding out that she had been spying on his page and thought we were a couple. I'm just at a loss. I feel like my best friend is dumping me for his ex. A woman who told him when they broke up that she wouldn't

First Kiss
we've not yet kissed but i feel like i've done it a thousand times your lips are so soft and inviting the taste of love is upon them to not yet kiss you is to invite madness in my dreams, i've kissed you often like rose petals your lips are so soft the ardor of our love intensifies with each new kiss, it grows stronger i never knew love could be so powerful the day i first kiss you will be the first day of my life i will have not lived until i see your eyes gaze longingly into mine then close, as we share our first kiss

My Personal Sexy Story By Captaincooter...thanks Babe!!!!
Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:12:04 -0700 From: Size: 6 KB To: getlostinmyeyes69@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The full moon shines down. Striking the grass and exposing everything in moonlight as you look into his eyes."Amanda." He breathes your name, you breathe in the scent of him. The familiar aroma, the comforting presence. He wraps his arms around you, pulling you closer, pressing his lips to yours as he squeezes you tightly. His lips leave yours, brushing across your cheek as he whispers in your ear "I love you." He lays you down in the grass, on the opposing team sideline. The stadium is empty, the bleachers bathed in moonlight. He kisses your neck, lips sliding over your neck as he kisses lower. His hands slide off your shirt, lifting your back so he can unclasp your bra before pulling it over your head. He kisses his way down your chest, over your stomach, trailing his way down to yo

Tar Tar Tar, I'm Bored!
I can do most anything a man can do I can hold my liquor with the best of you Even take your money in a game of pool Yeah, I'd kick your butt if I wanted to I don't mind when people cuss in front of me Truth is I don't blush that much at anything But I still got this little girl inside of me That likes to be treated like a queen I know I don't act much like a lady But I still need to be somebody's baby

Kink Survey
Have you ever...... 1.bought/read pornographic mags? 2. used or had a "safe" word? 3. been restrained with ropes or other bondage devices where you could escape if you wanted to? 4. been wrapped in saran wrap? 5. had sex in a car? 6. given someone an orgasm while they were tied up? 7. been blindfolded? 8. been gagged? 9. had sex with a virgin? 10. given someone a tongue bath? 11. punished someone for not doing something or doing it incorrectly? 12. worn a collar around your neck/wrist/ankle that was locked by someone other than yourself? 13. locked a collar around someone? 14. been shopping inside a porn shop? 15. had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? (and still don't know.) 16. made modifications to your home/room to make sex play easier? (such as installing hooks in the walls, floor or ceiling) 17. given or received a fisting? 18. had your partner take pictures of you or you of them in a compromising

She Just Left Lee And Lev's House...keep Her Going!
Please keep her going... SHE JUST LEFT my house. She is walking for ovarian cancer . Please pass her on so that she can reach her destination. Say a prayer for all those who are affected by this terrible disease. She's walking around the world --- via e-mail!! Pass it on so she can get there!

Everybody Dies Famous In A Small Town!
They say life is so much sweeter through the telephoto lens of fame around here you get just as much attention cheerin' at the high school football game I dreamed of going to Nashvilled Put my money down and placed my bet But I just got the first buck of the season I made the front page of the Turnertown Gazette Every last one, route one, rural hearts got a story to tell Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend Maybe knows us just a little too well Whether you're late for church or you're stuck in jail Hey words gonna get around Everybody dies famous in a small town Tyler and Casey broke up It ended pretty quietly We heard he was caught red-handed with her mama That's just what they let us all believe Every last one, route one, rural hearts got a story to tell Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend Maybe knows us just a little too well Whether you're late for church or you're stuck in jail Hey words gonna get around Everybody dies famous

Romantic Love Poem
Romantic Poem Wondering © By Bobby G. Blackley Jr. I wonder if you think of me When night is drawing near. And in the shadows of your room The walls around you disappear. I wonder if in your quiet thoughts Your dreams of me are anymore. When in the silent, velvet blue The moon is tapping at your door. I wonder if the shining stars That dangle from the clouds above Reminds you of my whispered words In promise of eternal love. I wonder of the lonely light That breaks upon the early dawn Still holds a tender memory for now So long I have been gone. I wonder if you dream of me When the cloudless skies are blue Because across each day and night My thoughts are constantly of you.

I'm Breathless
Breathless by (Unknown) I'm not too fit, I'll have you know I'm overweight and rather slow But when I run, I manage; though I'm breathless! Though in the past it was not thus, I am not one to swear and cuss, Except that, trying to catch a bus, I'm breathless! When as a youth, I used to play With sweet young ladies in the hay The girls would be the ones to say: "I'm breathless"! At sport I'd always stay the course I was as strong as any horse But now, with just a little force, I'm breathless! I guess my life has reached the stage When these things happen at my age. If all my passions I assuage, I'm breathless! I have my annual body checks And find out if I need new specs. But sadly, when I'm having sex, I'm breathless! No longer, now, do I aspire To climb a mountain, walk on fire; Instead I curb each wild desire - I'm breathless! (Especially for all my "senior" gentlemen friends.)

Pic Updates On Bar Tab
Fubar has always been a little flaky on updating when a friend post pics but not it seems to damn near not work at all. I have talk to 2 friends I KNOW updated pics and it never showed up on my bar tab. I tried to just sort by pic updates still nothing. I know the pics were there i went and rated them. Anyway if you post pics and no one rates them this may be why.

Looking For Something To Do This Happy Hour .. Well Look No More !
Here ya go .. Mary needs 20,000 comments before Monday so she can get her first blast !!! lets help her .And see'ing its Happy Hour .. why not come on over and get double the points . ( Yeah im point whore'in here ) Oh come on . you know many of you do things during HH for the points . dont give me that look LOL .. So come over and bomb her . meet a wonderful person .. You'll adore her from the get go.. and Lets get her those 20 Thousand needed !!! See you there .. Get that Clickin finger ready !!!!

9-19-07
Try not to worry too much about how people will respond to your ideas today -- the positive energy might almost be overwhelming! It's a great day to suggest new directions in business or love. ---------------------------------------------------- That's right I really DGAF!!!!! So how about it you want some of my lovin?????

Sorrow
I lost something tonight that meant a lot to me. I lost someone tonight who meant a lot to me. My tears are falling like rain. I've loved and lost. This time is different. Dark is my soul. Blackened is my heart. Sorrow is my existance.

Thank You
You really get to know who is your real friends here and who loves you too (Shay, am I talking about you?) and who are just here for numbers and ratings. Today for the fun of it I put down XXXXX to level up and at least four dearest friends (Shay, you are the best sweetie) started bombing me and I didn't ask anyone to do this. This only shows that there is love here on FUBAR and I really appreciate being a part of it. Let's make FUBAR the talk of the web by making it far better than all other social site on the web. Keep on loving my friends. Stay safe and God bless everyone here on FUBAR.

In My Life
I wasn't expecting you to come into my life, but since you did, I cherish every minute of it. I didn't think that I could afford you being in my life, but affordability has been offset by your devotion to me. I didn't believe that I would enjoy having you in my life, but I discovered that having you around makes me happy. I didn't think that I could give love uncoditionally, but I give it to you, because God gave you to me, In the form of a very special and beautiful child! done by Christine

Eve's Side Of The Story ....
Eve's side of the story .... After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. I do hate to complain but, they're a real pain," reported Eve. Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having just two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced." "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I ga ve the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, re

Cheater's Enchiladas
Five ingredients, ten minutes prep time and twenty minutes to cook - now that's what I call cheating, since it tastes good and takes little time. Ingredients 1 16 oz. container sour cream 12 oz. shredded Monterey Jack cheese 1 20 oz. can green enchilada sauce 18 6 inch corn tortillas 1 2 oz. can chopped black olives Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a small bowl, combine the sour cream and 3/4 of the cheese. Into a 9x13 inch pan, pour a small amount of enchilada sauce to coat bottom of pan. Layer 6 tortillas on bottom of pan. Layer half of the cheese-sour cream mixture and 1/3 of the olives over the tortillas. Repeat this layer once more. Pour the remaining enchilada sauce over the final layer of tortillas. Bake for 20 minutes. Cut into squares and serve. Yield: 8 servings

And Then There Was One :(
I got up with the intent of Cleaning the fish tank as i usually do it every couple of weeks as its tiny .. I did all my other things that needed to be done .. Laundry . Dishes . Floors .. Walls... Dusting .. I even got the Kidlette to clean his room ( Wonders Never Cesase ) I come in to start the cleaning of the tank and realize one of my fish .. ( one of th mean ones) was doing this odd headstand kinda flappin his fins about .. I thought Ok . this is just weird . I sat and watched him for a few mins . and he went straight again and started to swim along the back side of the tank .. I went about my way getting things ready for the cleaning . I come back . and HE"S UPSIDE Down ok . now im thinking either this fish is on some serious drugs or he's on his last fin .. well I doubt the drug guess so .. i kinda watch him for a few mins . and sure enuf .. his eyes are pretty well Starin .. and his fins arent movin .. Yepp .. The evil one has Passed .. he's gone to the Big Sewer in the Sky ..n

Im Pregnant! (9/20/07
Well I finally know for sure, I'm pregnant! I am sooo damn happy yay! I told Ray when he got home form work last night and he is super happy too! So We are about 4 weeks pregnant, due May 30th (which is 28 days before daddys birthday!) I'll update more later when I can!

Brits On Tour
Are you from England, Ireland, Scotland or Wales? Do you want to meet new people on here who are also in the UK? Then Brits On Tour is the group for you :D I'm starting up the group again, covering for Babydolluk who foundered the group until she returns, if she does. the list, or you are a Brit and want to join us, then please let me know ... MishNumber1 ¢¾ Owner Of The G-Spotters ~ Member of S*U*P, Brits On Tour & Club FAR@ fubar If you want to keep these details and add them to your blog so your other Brit friends can see it (incase they don't read bulletins lol), then just click on repost and copy everything into your blog :D If I'm ever not around but you need to talk to someone about the group, then you can go and see Di :D ... di ( BRITISH BOMBER 1)@ fubar We now have 80 members now woooohoooo it just keeps growing :D To see all of the members then please click here and it takes you directly to the members blog :D We had over 200 members so I need to get e

Bursting
BURSTING As I look over you anxiously. While lying in bed. Thousands of fantasies, Race through my head. Scooting a little closer. As I slide my hand down your hip. Rest my head on your shoulder. Then on your neck a little kiss Feeling me grow larger, Your body starts to wiggle. Listening closer, I can hear a little giggle. With out a word spoken. We both turn to kiss. Placing my hand on your breast. I give your nipple a gentle pinch. Pulling me over you. I can clearly see. You want me inside of you. I want you around me. Together we push. Together we pull. Working each other , Until our insides are full. Completing our mission. We watch one another. While bursting our juices. All over each other.. Sweet dreams, Tiger

Saddened
I am so sad to see one the best people I ever met on this site leave. Her name was Princess. Alot of people thought I called myself that, but I would never do such a thing. She and I had been friends on here since I joined. She made me laugh, made me smile, she made me happy to be here. It breaks my heart to see her leaving. She is sick of the drama. Why, why is there so much drama??!?!?!? I don't understand it. I don't understand how we are all adults and cannot get along because of who wer are friends with. i don't understand why when one person fights with another it has to become a spotlight event for all to see. This is the reason that makes me want to leave. I am trying and want to but a certain friend of mine, you knwo who you are, says "the fuck you are"!! hahaha I don't know. I do know that today is a cold dark place in hell. I will truly miss her with all my heart. Yes we will keep in touch, but that's not the point. Well I am done for now......=*(

Know Your Enemy
you listen as your tucked beneath their wing force fed all their idiology you kneel and pray to the god they created the martyr they raised as they smothered the pagans you murder and kill in your Jesus name the 'god of love' have u gone insane? seperation of church and of state all lies of the enemy as they contemplate the demise of the strong and contempt for the weak young minds that awaken with sand beneath their feet fighting the fight for all of our 'freedoms' when in reality they are brainwashed slaves yet they call us heathens serving a king in a kingdom blind to the lies the masses fall to slaughter raping mother earth bloodletting sons and daughters i beg of you to rise and open up your eyes to educate your mind and leave this crazed existance research and you will find the truth that has been hidden be not silenced when u become awakened know your true enemy rise up and forsake them smother and smite them as they would do you an eye fo

'nail Bomb' Explosion Near School Breaking News
'Nail bomb' explosion near school A nail bomb has exploded underneath a car, believed to belong to a teacher, near a boys' school in Liverpool. The blast happened outside St Edward's College, in Sandfield Park, West Derby - an independent Catholic boys school. Merseyside Police has confirmed that officers are investigating a security alert at the school, which happened at about 1450 BST. A spokeswoman confirmed an explosive device was involved in the incident. There are no reports of any injuries. 'Nobody injured' Roads around the school campus, which is a few miles outside the city centre, have been cordoned off by police. Insp Michael O'Callaghan, of Merseyside Police, said: "There was an explosion under a car at the school this afternoon. "What caused the explosion and the reasons behind it, we are investigating. "Nobody has been injured and there has been no collateral damage."

Rice-a-roni Salad
Ingredients 1 box chicken Rice-A-Roni (follow cooking directions) 3 green onions 1/2 bell pepper 10 pimento green olives 2 jars marinated artichoke hearts oil from 1 jar of artichoke hearts 1/2 tsp. curry powder 1/3 C. mayonnaise 2 chicken breasts, cooked and chopped 1 pkg. frozen shrimp Directions Cook rice per instructions the box. Cover and refrigerate. Boil chicken breasts or bake, without skin. Chop chicken breasts into 1/2-inch pieces. Thaw shrimp. Chop green onions and bell peppers. Slice olives and artichoke hearts. Add mayonnaise, curry and oil together, and whisk until blended. Add all ingredients to rice and gently blend. Then add olives (not added before so that pimientos don't separate from olives.) Cover and chill for a couple of hours or overnight. Serving Size 6 Preparation Time 1 hours

Fall Getaway For Families Or Couples
Travel Fall Getaway for Families or Couples (ARA) - The popular barrier islands of the Outer Banks along North Carolina's east coast provide a quiet haven for a romantic or family vacation. Recognized for its tranquil and scenic beauty, beautiful beaches and diverse parks, the Outer Banks offers history, culture and environmental beauty to the traveler looking for that distinctive getaway spot. These barrier islands earn their name by shielding the coastal mainland from the ocean's surging waves and storms. Surrounded by 900 miles of water, the Outer Banks has the largest estuary system in the world. "There is no other place in the country quite like this area, which offers a wide range of attractions for travelers," according to Carolyn McCormick, managing director of the Outer Banks Visitors Bureau. Unique hotels and restaurants With over 160 locally owned restaurants offering much more than just seafood, the Outer Banks has fare to suit every palette. Freshness is t

Lustful Eyes
Longing lips, lustful eyes, I hear you softly moan, as I caress your thighs, teeth upon my neck, gentle stroke of tongue, you try to move your arms, but the bonds are tied to strong, you're moving to the pleasure, living in ecstasy, your only coherent though, is of being filled by me, you try to draw me in, with cries of pure dis pair, but my intent is unrelenting, with fingers sliding higher. . .

That Special Someone
That Special Someone Love is when you are willing to give your life To the person of your dreams When you are able to talk to them about anything Even if of the worst it seems Somebody who is always there And somebody to wipe away your tears Someone who is there to hold you tight Someone to comfort your fears Someone who knows how to make you smile In every single way Someone who will stand along side you Each and every day Someone who doesn't just wear the ring Someone who is truly faithful Someone who you truly love And someone who can return that who is capable Someone who will bring you soup On the days that you feel so sick But also someone that you can count on When things aren't going so slick Someone who is honest Someone who has no reason to lie Someone who will praise each moment Someone who won't let time just pass by Someone who you respect And someone who is filled with hope Someone that can comfort you When you don't know how to

Bonnie & Clyde" Does One Really Ever Learn Or Do We Become
DESENSITIZED....Dont know why i did this story i just felt like it.Probebly because i almost felt sad to see innocence lost by The influence of an evil man.Due to GREED and selfish gain.Im not glorifying it though.Bonnie Parker (October 1, 1910 – May 23, 1934) and Clyde Barrow (March 24, 1909 – May 23, 1934) were notorious outlaws, robbers and criminals who travelled the Central United States during the Great Depression. Their exploits were known nationwide. They captured the attention of the American press and its readership during what is sometimes referred to as the "public enemy era" between 1931 and 1935. Although this couple and their gang were notorious for their bank robberies, Clyde Barrow preferred to rob small stores or gas stations. Bonnie Parker On September 25, 1926, at age sixteen, she married Roy Thornton. The marriage was short-lived, and in January 1929 they separated but never divorced; Bonnie was wearing Thornton's wedding ring when she died. His reaction to his wif

Job Interview
Went to my interview. She and I were not sure if I could 'handle' the job so she let me 'sit and observe' one of the transactions. The filling out of paperwork, going to get the person TO fill out the paperwork does not bother me. Even the name calling and rudeness from the alleged suspects I could probably handle. The 2.50 plus commission...for each bond you do...Yes, a bail bonds person! And 12 hour shifts. I would have potential rapists, murders, child molesters, etc. in my car transporting them to the office to fill out paper work....Alone! Also went and filled out an application at a place they call a casino. It has only the one armed bandits in there, no tables. And exploring and inquiring about a 'gatekeeper' job to see what it is.

Pure Amazingness.
Ahhh. It makes me feel good when I make a person hate me enough they have the dire need to cry. The following MuMM was great. Click me for amazingness. Fuck that really made my day. Oh here is the actual MuMM itself in case you don't want to look at the comments. "SO you have these two fuck heads who are posting tons of bullshit not even pertaing to the mumm that is posted, PERSONAL attacks, which is some how odd for they do not even know the person posting LOL, which in my mind childish. So should we fuck them up fubar style or ignore. NOTE FUCK heads are BELLOR and PHAT IN THE HAT yah bellor needs to sit on phat in the hat face so she is not so needy." Great huh? Phat and I really know how to piss people off. Its a good thing.

Sorry
sORRY TO ALL MY FRIENDS IM SURE BYE NOW YOU BEEN GETTING MESSAGE FROM PPL ABOUT ME SAYING WHAT A PEACE OF SHIT I AM LIAR BLAH BLAH BLAH...I APOLOGIZE FOR IT THIS PERSON IS ACTUALY EITHER MY EX G/FS BOYFRIEND OR BROTHER OR FRIEND AND THERE ANGRY WITH ME FOR MOVING ON WITH MY LIFE. SORRY FRIENDS

I Want More!
I Want More! I see myself holding you close to me, Squeezing your body tight. But for all I see as I daydream- I know I'll get tenfold tonight. Running my palms across your chest, As you tremble and bite your lip. Feeling your hands upon my breast, The softness of each fingertip. Tasting your neck so sweet, so soft, And slowly lowering my kiss. Over pert nipples, across your navel, And finally into pure bliss. Looking upon your face from below- As you tilt back your head. Feeling your fountain begin to flow- As you ease back on the bed. Your "innocent little devil" look- Crying insatiably with the sensation. My tongue lapping up every drip- From the depth of our creation. The way you pull me up by the hair- To the heat of your mouth, on fire. No other thoughts, no other cares, Just the quenching of mad desire. Riding the tide of passion, Riding my love for you. On the waves of your emotion- In slow motion, so sweet and true. Pulse pounding

Happy Harry
Happy Harry has a cat Happy Harry's cats named Pat Pat the cat wasnt bright Pat the cat slept out of sight Porky peter came to see Porky Peter stayed for tea Now this is where things get rough Keep up please its not too tough Happy Harry pulled up a seat Porky Peter sat down to eat Pat the cat let out a growl Porky Peter released a howl Pat the cat is now quite flat Because Porky Peter was too fat

So Confused
I'm so confused i don't know what to do I'm not sure who you are or if your true can i tell you my story ... well once upon my life i met you the guy i thought was oh so cute on this boat i couldn stop looking at u and Ur wonderful smile da next day u kissed me i closed my eyes and thought it was true now 2 months later I'm in love wit you I'm kissing u hugging u and and missing u u brighten up my life at times and u say u love me 2 but wanna be wit other girls 2 but wait I'm confused you say u love me but wanna b wit other girls you say you love me but cant be true bout Ur feelings love should be real and keep u wit dat person so is yo love real I'm so confused do u really love me am i really yo boo like u say we brake up den get back together and wen we part u are oh so sweet i love u baby u confuse me i need u baby but u hurting me i miss u boo but u playing me tell me what should i do i don wanna let u go cuz u mean the

My Sweetest Revenge...(update To My Last Blog)
As most of you may have read in my last blog I was a victim of identity theft by my ex-g/f, she walked away with valuable information, as well as 300 dollars cash that i lent her...well i find out that she did indeed try to get a loan worth about 3 grand, but i was able to track down the loaning office before the loan was processed, i was able to halt it in time. After my meeting with the loan office, i went to her job and found out she hadn't been to work in almost a week, i spoke with her boss and he informed me that she wrote her an email telling him that she's been going through some personal issues and she should be back in work the following week....this is after numerous of my phone calls were unanswered, i went to her place, no one answers, i did everything i could to try to keep the situation as civil as possible, but she chose to do the opposite. I find out she gets back with her ex, but tries to hide form me, i dont know why, if thats what she wants, im not gonna stop her. I

Just Wanted To Tell More About Me And Hope For The Best
Good evening everyone, My name is David....I am 24 years old and currently living at my parents house in Springfield, Ohio... I am a single male age 24 and feel like I am too darn old...I have red hair, blueish/green eyes that sometimes change to babyblue...I am 6'2 and about 190lbs with a medium build...I have 3 tats One is on my left hand which is Big-D Short for David and back back in the day I used to be a baller...My second tat is on my right arm its a cross made from bones with a skull in the middle...and my last tat is on my back and its a octupus smoking a joint...Yeah its werid for a guy to have a tat of an octupus but it was different not to many people have something like this... I have no children of my own yet but wish for a few someday, that is if I meet a woman who is willing to take that chance with me once again...I have been single for a little over 3 years now and I am starting to get very lonly and feel like I a going to die alone and I am not wanting that to

South Africa Beat Tonga 30-25
South Africa (7) 30 Tries: Pienaar (2), Smith, Skinstad Cons: Pretorius, Montgomery Pens: Steyn, Montgomery Tonga (3) 25 Tries: Pulu, Hufanga, Vaki Pens: Hola (2) Cons: Hola (2) South Africa were made to bring on the cavalry to muscle past a fired-up Tonga in the World Cup Pool A game in Lens. The group leaders had made 11 changes for the match but trailed 7-10 in the second half before calling up five first-choicers to mount a renaissance. The Springboks surged 27-10 clear but brave Tonga fought back with two quick tries to set up a thrilling finish. South Africa clung to their lead in a desperate last 10 minutes but the bonus-point win sealed the group. The Springboks, who have yet to face the USA in their final pool match, will probably face Wales in Marseille on 7 October in their quarter-final. Tonga's last game is against England in Paris on 28 September in what will be a winner-takes-all clash for the second qualification place from Pool A if En

Grandma In The Courtroom
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't buil

A Prayer To The Angels
making memories that would never last breaking hearts covet the past.. I walk alone, yet the crowd is near.. how did I lose myself within my own fears? It was always easier to turn away but to forget you, well; my heart betrays me these days.. I should have forgotten and moved on, come from the shadows and started a new song.. like the coming of the spring I spread my wings, or at least that's what it should have been. broken dreams lay me to rest, tears on my pillow take on the nights crest.. walk lightly within darkness I cry once more, for your own demons become reality once you close the door.. for now I'm making memories of the past upon my hollow soul I walk at last.. I beared my soul, then ran away, now I wear the mask I made that day.. take my soul and comfort it so, I cry to the angels as I lay upon my pillow....

Rich Strawberry Tiramisu
Ingredients 3 C. fresh strawberries, washed, diced 1/4 C. granualted sugar or Splenda 2/3 C. whipping cream 8 oz. mascarpone cheese 3/4 C. powdered sugar 1 tsp. vanilla extract 1/3 C. honey 1 3-oz. pkg. ladyfingers 6 ramekins or custard cups Decorations and garnishes 1/3 C. whipping cream 1 tsp. vanilla extract 2 Tbs. granulated sugar or Splenda 1/4 C. strawberry ice cream topping powdered sugar whole strawberries, washed and dried Pirouline French Vanilla Pirouette Cookies or plain vanilla wafers Directions In a large bowl, coat berries in sugar and stir in the hot water. Let sit 10 minutes or until berries soften. In a separate bowl, with an electric mixer, whip cream until stiff peaks form; reserve. In another bowl, with a mixer set on medium speed, combine the mascarpone cheese, powdered sugar and vanilla. Add the cheese mixture to the berries and mix gently with a spoon. Fold in whipped cream Heat honey in a microwave-safe cup for 10-15 seconds until wa

Ugh 5 Am!
Well its 5 am and im up and at it again... Having to work another 12 hours. I'm fucking drained man! My body hurts! I need a good massage! I slept good last night! Got a good 8 hours sleep. Finally! I went and bought some Tylenol PM's. Ive had such a hard time sleeping the last month or so. The house is coming along! Finally. Everything seams to be going well for me ;). Okie so i better go jump in the shower and get the kiddos up and dressed and then head to work! Ill see you all tonight. Maybe tomorrow depending on how drained i am when i get home.. Much love to all my friends!! JEN!

Kinda Dirty
Call me when he's gone I'll come over we'll have our fun We can keep this secret beneath the sheets where I spend the night but we never get to sleep. In thew the front door and out the back window relax my little harlot theres no way that he knows. Call me when He's gone, I'll come over we'll have a little fun. It's not my fault you suduct me each time I can swallow my pride time and time again. Behinde those lying eyes He's just a friend she says You fool him each time your a master of deception what a sucker he is thinkin he's the only one. This permiscuous relationshitp, i know you like it too. the thought excites you almost as much as I do. Call me when he's gone I'll come over we'll have our fun We can keep this secret beneath the sheets where I spend the night but we never get to sleep. In thew the front door and out the back window relax my little harlot theres no way that he knows. Call me when He's gone, I'll come over we'll have a little fun.

Relate
Ever wonder how we find friends, mates or significant others? Have you ever investigated what draws you to certain people? Do you remember how the people that are currently in your life got there? As someone who has spent the better part of her life trying to fit in (only to discover the illusion and pure lack of joy) I have given these questions much consideration and contemplation. It seems we must really get to know ourselves before we can truly be a friend, mate or special person to someone else. Emotionally we are drawn to people who feel familiar on an energetic level. That is, people who, on an emotional level, resonate with us as being familiar. It feels to us as if we have a strong connection to those people. In other words, we are attracted to people whose inner emotional dynamic is similar to our most powerful and earliest experience of emotional intimacy and love - our parents. Many people focus on others to keep from looking at self. In order to have truly fruitful r

Today ..
Got up this morning feeling well .. alive .. had a burst of energy and decided to go on with my plans for making everyone a nice sunday dinner .. did the laundry .. vacc'd the house .. thought about mowing the lawn .. took the jeep down to wash it .. ran to town to get a few things .. then headed back to start dinner .. I couldnt decide weather to make backed mac & cheese or lasagna .. so .. I made both .. along with a fresh garden salad . and garlic texas toast .. and i must say . the lasanga turned out Delish ! .. havnt tried the mac n cheese althou everyone said it was Great .. ill take their word on it .. .. got all of the thousand and four dishes pots .. pans.. etc.. done . decided to give the lawn one more thought . then voted against it .. ran my sister back to her house vegged at her place for a lil .. watched part of monk . and headed back here took the dog out . came back in and flopped down and have been a comatose carrot since then .. lawd i hate being sick ive so much more

Why Does Religion Matter So Much
ya know im kinda sad when i lose a friend because we have different ideas on religion and faith its funny cause she doesnt have a conventional view on faith either and i say conventional meaning mainstream religions we were having what i thought to be a great conversation then boom i found myself blocked and ignored on yahoo....it made me pretty sad cause i never once told her she was wrong she and i just said we disagree which is fine cause i really dont think anyone is wrong in their idea of faith untill we die then know for a fact what god is and isnt all i know there is a creator maybe a mans personality maybe a womans hell maybe both but with all the different religions and if you have taken the time to look at as many as i have then you will know theres an insane amount...so why with all these different religions do people think they are right and no one else can be...just cause their books sound better or thier speakers are more convincing its sad really and i feel bad for every

Irish Sex Fairy
The Irish Sex Fairy > > > > Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm > not messing with the Irish Sex Fairy! > > > > 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women > make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair > shine and skin smooth. > > > > > > 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering > dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the > pores and makes your skin glow. > > ============= > > 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that > romantic dinner. > > ============= > > 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and > tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than > swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! > > ==== ========= > > 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins > into the bloodstream, producing a sense of e

Big Log
Robert Plant - Big Log lyrics My love is in league with the freeway It's passion will ride, as the cities fly by And the tail-lights dissolve, in the coming of night And the questions in thousands take flight My love is the miles and the waiting The eyes that just stare, and a glance at the clock And the secret that burns, and the pain that won't stop And it's fuel is the years Leading me on Leading me down the road Driving me on, driving me down the road My love is exceeding the limit Red-eyed and fevered with the hum of the miles Distance and longing, my thoughts do collide Should I rest for a while, on the side Your love is cradled in knowing Eyes in the mirror, still expecting they'll come Sensing to well, when the journey is done There is no turning back, no There is no turning back, on the run. My love is in league with the freeway Oh, the freeway, and the coming of night-time My love, My love, Is in league with the freeway

Married
I am married to my high school sweet heart. We have been together for six years and married for almost 2. I am devoted to my wife. We are comfortable enough with our relationship that we don't mind being on this site as long as the we know everything that is going on with eachother. No we are not swingers(Damn It) but we enjoy hearing what other people like to say about us and we don't mind commenting on others.

Fishing With My Nephews
It was going to be a quick time on the lake. Or so we thought. What began as an expected 1 hour trip to the lake with the boys turned into four hours I will never forget. The cost was a sunburn that leaves me looking like a red raccoon with white mask. My nephews had the fishing day of their young lives. A day they will likely remember for a long time. We got on Saylorville Reservoir and the boys were getting their first experience of trolling at 3 & 4, nearly 5 years old, white twister tils on their lines. We don't make it 100 feet and they have hybrid striped bass (wipers) on the line. Maybe 6" long the buys are excited. Then my line just about gets ripped out of my hand. There is a 18 minute fight to land it: 37" muskie, lands right in the cradle. They got to see their first "toothy critter" and while one is a little timid at seeing this fish that is taller and heavier than he is, the younger one walks over to pet the fishy. And the day went on like that. The contest was on. W

True Beauty
Beauty is a thing seldom seen No one sees it because no one looks Or at least not in the right place Beauty is held by all Within the soul it lies Waiting to come out to the surface Only it can't Beauty is suppressed by the evils of the world Only love can bring beauty out Once seen Beauty never hides again Not even hatred can deny beauty Of it's true design Beauty although possessed by all Will only ever be truly seen by few And fewer yet will ever see One of the most beautiful sights The beauty held by you

Strong And True
No matter how much I tried I couldn't hide it And as many times I denied it I had feelings for you That were both strong and true Now those feelings have mostly gone away Yet some, although unwantedly, still stay Although the feelings I still have for you Are still strong but no longer true They remian in my heart But will soon depart Copyright ©2007 Christine L Youlls

Soul Meets Soul
Soul meets soul for the first time ever. And a flame starts to burn. A flame that will never be put out. A flame that will never die. Love that can never die. Never burn out. A love that will last forever.

Joke
A smart ol' hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck,

Honeymoon
Well we've been married since January 19th 2007. We now finally have the money to go on our honeymoon. Grandma and Pa are taking Andrew (our son) the weekend of Oct. 20th The hubby and I are going to Frankenmuth!! I've been there once before but was kinda rushed thru it so couldn't really enjoy it. We got a hotel for the night! the camra is going to be fully charged for lots of pictures. I can't wait 24 more days!!!!!

My Husband Is Sorry
my husband posted a bulliten today about fubar and he is sorry about it...he got his priviliges taken away such as commenting and bullitens...like i said he is sorry for it all and he wanted everyone to know...love jenn here is my husband HOTSTUD262006 founder and Recruiter of The Godfather Family.(Real husband to Angel1111)@ fubar

Serenity
a GOOD FRIEND LEFT THIS IN AN OFFLINE MESSEGE FOR ME ON YAHOO..FOR THOSE OF U WHO DON'T KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME IS SERENITY..IT WAS MY MOM'S NAME. I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY SWEET As I sit here and slowly close my eyes I take another deep breath And feel the wind pass through my body I'm the one in your soul Reflecting inner light Protect the ones who hold you Cradling your inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Tragic visions slowly stole my life Tore away everything Cheating me out of my time I'm the one who loves you No matter wrong or right And every day I hold you I hold you with my inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame whe

Life
Why does life Always hand you brickbats when it offered balloons?? Why should it not?? Give me one good reason. 'Life' isn't fair 'Life' doesn't care 'Life' is just there... It's not 'Life's fault If you're a feeble human being Too weak to stand up for yourself Too foolish to beat the stakes And too stupid to figure out why you can't win 'Life' didn't make you... YOU made you And if you can't run the race Why are you in it?? There is always an answer If you look deep inside. A way to stop hurting An end to all pain Tempting, so tempting God, please give me strength To feel the pain And run the race And not give in. I don't want to die When I haven't even lived...

Word About Friends..ty* Fiesty*!!
word about friends... and life Body: So I got this bulletin and it just fits so much with life right now at this given moment in time. So im reposting it.... You know how some friends, that you dont really care about you dont feel ? (We call those acquaintances) you could even care less about. You know how the good friends you can feel sometimes You know the best friends that you can feel and sometimes hear their thoughts ? but most of all the really best friends are the ones that when you're feeling down, can bring you up. When you're kinda down and they have a whole lot of hyper energy sometimes you can zap a little from. The ones that no matter how you feel make life seem all better. Ok yeah no their name isn't cocaine, lol. That person is probably one of the best friends you will ever have, keep them close and treat them right. Ya never know what can happen. Sometimes life throws unexpected turns at you, well carpe diem [for those who either a) don't know Latin or b) n

The Tears You Cry
The tears you cry the pain you feel and the hurt you feel deep inside, will soon pass. I will be there to chase your fears away wipe away the tears you cry. So the tears you cry will soon pass. You must never give up. Although the road is hard and you stumble along the way, i will be there to pick you up. The tears you cry i will wipe away, dont hang on to the things you cannot change, but hang on to the things that you have now. the past is the past, what is done is done there in God's hands now let him do his work. The tears you cry are the tears that make you strong. Know that i am here even though i am so far away. I will send you my love and pray for you. My heart will hold you close and part of my life you will always be. Dont let the tears you cry stop you from reaching out. Dont let the tears you cry build up inside. Dont let the tears you cry make you have to say goodbye. Hang on my friends and know that i will always be here for you. T

I'm Wondering
If people have any originality anymore? You see the same photo comments all the time. Ya know most of the time I either delete them or just say "oh baby oh baby" lol I bet now most of you who read this will either A: Think I'm talking about you or #2: Go to look at my pics and see who said the same thing the guy before him said. or III: Just laugh or #Quatro: Think I'm a bitch or #E: Wonder why the hell I'm still going on and changing the #'s lmao Yeah I hope I'm giving you all a good laugh today. lmfao Cuz I'm crackin myself up. Oh and the cheerios were better then the dick pic lmfao

Melded
I want to be warped into her, crashmelded with her. Yes, to be mixed in every possible manner - to understand, be understood, take, be taken, give. I want to know all ways of knowing her. © All rights reserved

Need Help On What To Sell
hey ppl i need help. im starting a new website, or i sould say store but having trouble deciding what to sell. would the all my fubar family, friends, fana ,and such help me out on this.... thank very much

Please Give A Big Fubar Welcome To The Itallion Stallion Cowboy Bruno Ranieri Outstanding Country Indi Artist
PLEASE ADD HES IN MY FAN OF BIO grew up in Lewis County ,Kentucky.When I was 18 I moved across the river to Ohio.I am a singer/songwriter.I write my own sheet music as well as the words to each song.I have released 3 songs from my upcoming album titled HillBilly Ways.Oct.20, I will be appearing on Nashville Onstage.

My Rose
My rose is beautiful and white just like a dove Full of love sent from up above. So many pedals not ready to spread So heavy they feel just like lead. For each pedal I shed a tear As I cry I look in the mirror. So that I can see my pretty face And put my hair up with some lace. My rose starts to die And I start to cry. So I finally sigh And say goodbye. I told myself it would be fine And buried it underneath a sign.

The Greatestlove Of All - Whitneyhouston
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New Democratic Bumper Stickers
NEW DEMOCRATIC BUMPER STICKERS: 1. Bush: End of an Error 2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway 3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First 4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran. 5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber. 6. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President 7. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant 8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet? 9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight 10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow jobs Anymore 11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance 12. They Call Him 'W' So He Can Spell It 13. Whose God Do You Kill For? 14. Jail to the Chief 15. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq? 16. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap 17. Bad President! No Banana. 18. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language 19. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

Something I Wrote A While Back
The wolf wanders the woods in his solitary existence. He searches for the longing of belonging to a pack, to be the alpha male, to have his alpha female. He has searched for many a winter, and yet he has found nothing...nothing but solitude and seclusion. Each night he sits and howls at the moon, hoping that he will get a response from someone...somewhere, but each night comes with only the sounds of his beating heart. With each beat of his heart, he slips deeper into solitude. He knows not if that peace will ever come to him, and he can't help but to fight the onslaught of anger that rages within his soul; he can't help but to wonder if it was something that he caused...was he put on this earth to wander the wild alone, or was there an alpha female put on this earth to cross his path and lead him to that pack. Days and nights he wanders the woods, searching...longing...waiting. Days turn into weeks...weeks turn into years until he realizes that there is no alpha female in h

Wow, You Mean I Get To Blog About Me??
It feels like it's been forever since I just rambled about me and what I'm up to. There is so much going on, both in the publishing front and in my personal life that I've been feeling a little behind lately. First I want to offer a very public congrats to Ann Aguirre who got a pre-empt, 3 book deal from Ace. Didn't I tell you all she was good? Congratulations Ann, I know it is very well deserved and I look forward to becoming a top fan. There's a great, short essay up today over on Storytellers Unplugged. One more link in the chain that makes being a writer hard. My Jason and I have been talking a lot lately. Blog followers will know this is a common occurrence. Communication isn't a problem I ever see us having. But one of the exciting things is that he's four chapters from finishing Corpse Blood. Seeing him excited about it is making me feel absolutely wonderful. And then he's also been using words like “impressive” and “congratulations” and “it disturbed even me”. This wou

August = Thug..lol
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation

September 27, 2007
It's a great day to sit down and think through long-term planning -- as far as retirement, even. Your mind can grasp nuance and complex details with relative ease and you need to know that you and your family are okay.

Crushed
Angels are a very fragile thing... They love you but also have all the power in the word to crush you..... You never know what will happend from day to day. who you will meet, who will walk out of your life who will stay.... But loving them always will never go away.... You do get lost from time to time, wondering but then you do find light even if only for a brief moment in time..... You can only pray and hope that that special angel will return to you someday, some how..... You can always hope, cause with out hope there is no meaning to life........ So as you read these words think about your angel and thank them for being there.... Take care of that angel for you never know when they will leave you....

Make A Difference
A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. She called each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First she told each of them how they had made a difference to her and the class. Then she presented each of them with a blue ribbon imprinted with gold letters which read, "Who I Am Makes a Difference." Afterwards the teacher decided to do a class project to see what kind of impact recognition would have on a community. She gave each of the students three more ribbons and instructed them to go out and spread this acknowledgment ceremony. Then they were to follow up on the results, see who honored whom and report back to the class in about a week. One of the boys in the class went to a junior executive in a nearby company and honored him for helping him with his career planning. He gave him a blue ribbon and put it on his shirt. Then he gave him two extra ribbons and said, "We're doing

The Pastor
There was a Pastor whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the Pastor's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the Pastor's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Pastor stood up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation. In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen

Sickening!!!
As the long planned New World Order is slowly being put into out everyday lives, we will see more and more of what is still to come. More and more we see on the news how we the people are being stripped of our rights and treated like nothing more then animals and terrorists in our own neighbourhoods. Just take a look at this video. What if pretty soon we wont be able to drive down ours strees coming home from work without checkpoints and showing our "papers" When is it ever gonna end if we dont take a stand and say no more... From Alex Jones - 911, The road to tyranny. From Alex Jones - 911, The road to tyranny.

Pure Ecstasy
Can you imagine a romantic table set for two? With candles flickering against the array of flowers As their scent fills the room The embers brightly burning in the fireplace And the sound of the fire crackling is heard. The finest bottle of French wine is set for you and I. Our favorite love songs Are softly playing in the background. Candles and the fireplace is our only light A perfect setting for our Romantic evening of pure ecstasy. Our hearts both filled with passion, wanting To blend as one, embraced and looking deeply Into one anothers eyes we caress each Others face with the gentleness of our hands. We make a toast to our gift of love sent from above. As we drink from each others glass with hands entwined. Softly I kiss your lips that now taste like sweet wine And with the tip of my tongue I trace The outline of your soft tender lips. Taking me in your strong arms you lift me and carry me Before the blazing fire and slowly lay me down as we Feel love's de

My Broken Heart
My Broken Heart I can write the saddest lines tonight. Write for example: ‘The night is fractured and they shiver, blue, those stars, in the distance’ The night wind turns in the sky and sings. I can write the saddest lines tonight. I loved him, sometimes he loved me too. On nights like these I held him in my arms. I kissed him greatly under the infinite sky. He loved me, I loved him too. How could I not have loved his huge, still eyes. I can write the saddest lines tonight. To think I don’t have him, to feel I have lost him. Hear the vast night, vaster without him. Lines fall on the soul like dew on the grass. What does it matter that I couldn’t keep him. The night is fractured and he is not with me. That is all. Someone sings far off. Far off, my soul is not content to have lost him. As though to reach him, my sight looked for him. My heart looked for him: he is not with me The same night whitens, in the same branches. We, from that time,

Dreaming
Erotic dreaming, All pumping and steaming, Such startling reactions Denied satisfaction, She awakes in surprise, Confused by her eyes, Returns then to sleep, For more pleasure to reap, Hot actions ongoing, Ever building, Never slowing, The pace increasing, Never ceasing, Fulfilling feelings, And spinning ceilings, Astounding movement, Defining moment, Her loins gripping, But the dream is slipping, With lust overflowing, The dream is going, The dream is going, The dream is... Real???

Wookie Offer
Dstone1980...: later dude ->Psychowolf...: I take it the offer is approved? Dstone1980...: ha ha ha you to much man ->Psychowolf...: and sell her to the Jawas ->Psychowolf...: TAKE OUR OFFER.....or we will force molest you Dstone1980...: i have no clue what your saying I really didnt like starwars ->Psychowolf...: I will trade you jedi anal and a wookie for your wife ->Psychowolf...: You are a VERY young padawan, and your Woman is a Wookie Wanna Be. Dstone1980...: hey man at lest I get laid by girls all this starwars talk makes me wonder about you well have this convo later ->Psychowolf...: Does her saber stand erect when you use the force on her? BTW....wookies have better penis ->Psychowolf...: OMG! SHes got a light SABER! Dstone1980...: its all fun and games man im going to work later Dstone1980...: nah as you can see from the pics shes not hairy ->Psychowolf...: In that case, the Jedi will have to change our offer ->Psychowolf...: It would be

Help Fund Independence!
So, in one month I am going to begin production on my first short film in over two years. I have a great script and a great cast put together... Now All I need is the funds to give you guys a great movie. Hopeless Wonder Project is the name of my film production company. I opened up an online store via CP to help raise some funding. If you would be interested in helping us fund a great short film production, then please goto http://cafepress.com/hopelesswonder thank you.

Ensign: A Not So Trivial Pursuit
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 28 September 2007 Last week I took an online survey about my satisfaction with my current vehicle. It was reasonable as survey goes and then dovetailed into this question: "Name the seven ingredients of a Big Mac." Anybody who saw the commerical in the 1980s probably remembers the McDonald's jingle "twoallbeefpatties, specialsauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, onasesameseedbun" as a list of the ingredients even if you don't know the words. It's a little scary I STILL know that as well as the six kids from the 1970s television show "The Brady Bunch" (pop culture thing; Greg, Peter, Bobby, Marcia, Jan, and Cindy), though that wasn't quite a knee-jerk reaction for me. Then came the third "pop culture" question: Name the Ten Co

Police Break 16yr Olds Arm For Spilling Cake On The Floor
Police break 16yr olds arm for spilling cake on the floor ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: 9/11 Sponsored by the US Government Date: 28 Sep 2007, 11:41 From: *~NeMeSis~*Date: Sep 28, 2007 7:28 AMSchool Guards Break Child's Arm And Arrest Her For Dropping CakePandemic of police and security violence continues unabated Steve WatsonInfowars.netFriday, Sept 28, 2007Full Story http://www.prisonplanet.com/

Once Again!
The weekend is here! Yay! Ugh I'm going home to sleep off this horrendous remainder of a cold... and then I'm gonna go babysit... After I track down Mikey... did i say sleep? yeah I guess not. LOL Anyway Ruby is coming down for my bday tomorrow so we both should have plenty of pics to post for you all on Monday. Have a happy weekend! *MUAH*

Hasta La Fizz
Whats the sense of threatening on the IntraWeb? Am i supposed to be afraid of her? LMAO. Sure... Cross these nutz, theyre lucky ->Psychowolf...: You forgot the epenis threat. AND< HOW is that going to affect me?...lmao...its HILLARIOUS BA FIZZ: KEEP GOING BA FIZZ: I JUST POSTED THIS ON ALL UR MUMMS ->Psychowolf...: Pray tell how i will REGRET anything?....are you going to kill me E Penis? ->Psychowolf...: that means i HEART you ->Psychowolf...: i HEART herms! ->Psychowolf...: LMAO. i BA FIZZ: u r sadly mistaken if u think for one minute i am thqat read my profile if u want to cross me go ahead u will regret it ->Psychowolf...: doesnt mean you cant have a cock; lots of hermaphrodites call themselves female BA FIZZ: female here svs ->Psychowolf...: theres better cock than yours BA FIZZ: ur point is what ->Psychowolf...: why are you in that video BA FIZZ: n u r point is what ->Psychowolf...: bagslap.com BA FIZZ: ur point is

Soul
Soul What is a soul is a soul in a mate. Are you a hole with out your soul. Is a soul something you receive. Do you lose it if you do something wrong. Are you born with a soul or with out it. Could their be people out their that need a soul. And will they try anything to get one. Or can you share a soul. Maybe were a soul looking for a body to live in for ever. Billy Gene Ryan Copyright ©2007 Billy Gene Ryan

Reasons To Date A German Girl Basketball Player
Reasons to date a German girl basketball player We like getting hot and sweaty We work well with balls We are used to follow the requirements of a man We like it long and hard We are able of at least 3 different languages Some wear kneepads for a reason We have numerous positions We will play anytime We know how to get low We make you scream for more Not many people will have the pleasure to score on our hole We like being on top We play hard as long as we needed! We are the evidence that girls can have a six-pack, too! We know how to hold a position We work hard to meet a man's demanding We know different moves to score We are always willing to learn new things

The Vow
NuttinButtSexxy I WILL BE AT YOUR SIDE FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS, TO LIVE, LOVE ,AND LAUGH WITH YOU, I WILL SHELTER YOU ALWAYS FROM THOSE WHO MEAN HARM, YOU ARE A PART OF MY SOUL AND FROM YOU I WILL DRAW MY STRENGTH TO MAKE MY FALTERING STEPS STRONG AS I WALK THROUGH TROUBLED TIMES, I OFFER MY BODY TO ONLY YOU AS A CELEBRATION OF OUR LOVE AND A COMMITTMENT THAT HAS BOUND ME FOREVER TO YOU AS ONE HEART THAT WILL BEAT IN EACH OF US, I WILL FOREVER BE AT YOUR SIDE TO SHARE ALL THAT WILL COME OUR WAY IN THIS LIFE AND I WILL LAUGH WHEN YOU LAUGH AND I WILL CRY WHEN YOU CRY, WHEN OUR BODIES GROW OLD AND WEARY AND WRINKLES DRAPE OUR EYES, I WILL KISS THOSE LIPS THAT I HAVE KISSED FOR A LIFETIME AND I WILL SAY THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME, AND MY ONLY REGRET WILL BE THAT IT WAS NOT ENOUGH TIME , FOR I COuLD LOVE YOU FOR MANY LIFETIMES AND IT WOULD NEVER BE ENOUGH

I Miss You So
Miss you I miss you so much And you've barely been gone I miss your laughter Your stories, your songs So many staring contests Id often opposed But now those eyes Are forever closed There must be a god And a heaven as well And the reason I know Is because you're my angel You don't believe in miracles But I know they are true I have proof of this... The miracle was you You started to fade away And we all know the rest It hurts but it proves God only takes the best

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alright anyone that knows angel aka wiccan seduction her yahoo is (wiccanseduction)and here is her fubar link http://www.fubar.com/user/251846 go ahead and message her tell her you love her she will want to marry you and suck your cock she might even consider showing you nudes but be careful dont flirt with her nor care about her just use her for a booty call otherwise your a player and she will dislike you but yeah tell her that her old buddy windows sent ya she will love that but currently she is getting some messages thanks to this program as seen in the picture below so she is currently out of service if you try to reach her as of right now but maybe later and advice to all those who are gonna fuck with me dont because you will get the same punishment she is getting and i am not done being a dick yet!!! and im gonna end this with a fuck you and have a nice day angel

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Ready For Love Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.

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Jamie
what emotion is it that i feel when i think of you? when i talk to you? when i fantasize about just being with you? not just lust i don't think just love and a great admiration of what a wonderful and perfect person you are

Memories
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Did you hear about the Montana teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help & she could see why. Even with her pulling & him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the 2nd boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said"Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked & sure enough,they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face & scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner they got the boots off & he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em." Now she didn't know if she should laugh or

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A Devil's Best Friend by Samuelx© My name is Rhodes Jean Atkinson. Who am I? Just a six-foot-tall, good-looking and muscular young Black man of Haitian heritage from Massachusetts who recently moved to Virginia to attend college. It's an event which changed my life forever. I come from a very distinct lineage of black men and black women gifted with supernatural powers. All of us come from the African fatherland. We are spread all over the world. Many of us live in the Republic of Haiti and some of us live in the United States of America. I discovered my birthright and the powers and responsibilities it came with when I was nineteen years old. I discovered that I had superhuman strength. I was a six-foot, 210-pound man who could lift up to 3000 pounds, without breaking sweat. I also healed quickly from injuries that would kill a normal person. As for speed, I never managed anything superior to what a conditioned athlete could. I guess my speed is normal. I keep this to myself, an

Questions That Haunt Me
Questions that haunt me 1. Can you cry under water? 2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 3. Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? 4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 5. What disease did cured ham actually have? 6. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 7. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 8. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 10. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 13. Why is "bra" singular and "pant

Pill Time
So I'm off to run some "Erands" I used to eat alot of beans sometimes then switched to the blues Roxy 30's : ) Well I laid off for the most part but today said fuck it I stressin so I off a recomendation of a friend take 8 vic 10's suppose to feel like snotin 1 & 1/2 blues. So I get wired aww man! After bout 2 hrs. of that I decide some val 10's will take the edge off so 1 then I think what's that gonna do? so 2 more then 10 min.s later another 1. Now I am so mellow : ) tingly yeah it's aight : ) . But I think that's bout all I should do besides the bud here & there I been chief'n on all day : ) But it's hard tellin wit me I like to push it to that point where I take so many that I'm just at that point right before I'm to messed up & knod of just a lil. Oh that shit is tight : ) Just every once in a while tho! Like when I get fuckin STRESSED !!! Like today & the last couple aw fuckin days!

You Know I So Love Your Smile
Those little things we sometimes do seem to go unnoticed But all the things I do for you you don't just let pass by Each time I do a little for you I can tell from the start You know that all I do for you comes from within my heart. I enjoy giving to you because with each little thing I do, you smile And that says more than any words your smile lasts me for miles. So as long as I am able I will always make you smile by giving such a little but making it last a while. Know you are so special In each and every way I don't know where I would be without you here with me today.

Derek
For those who do not know my 11 yo son Derek has autism.... I had parent teacher conferences today. I was fully expecting for his teachers to tell me that he was having a difficult time this year because I decided to take him off his strattera to see how he'd do without it... Well much to my surprise he has all A's (even some 100%) except for the 1 B in reading. He is still reading at a 2nd grade level and he is in 5th grade so he has some things to catch up on there. Math is definately is strong point and she said he is actually above grade level on some things in that class. Whoo Hoo...happy mom today.

Things I Like
I love kissing in the rain I love playing in the mud I love surprises I love the little things I love sticky notes I would rather have a note that says I Love You than a dozen roses or chocolates My favorite flower is the orchid I love things sweetpea scented I love romance I love to cuddle I love horror movies I love to color I like my eyes I like attention I like my personality I like off line messages I like voice mail messages I like the smell of pine I like the smell of freshly laundered clothes I like cats I like to cook for people I like to have friends over I like to play poker I like to flirt I love candles I am addicted to pens I collect Final Fantasy Games I love love I love love songs I do listen to country music and I like it I love to daydream I love being in the water I love night time I like to go to the beach at night / early morning with the one that I love and watch the

My Own Prison
I lie alone in silence, and stare up at the sky; just waiting for the moment, as the time keeps passing by. Waiting for a miracle, hoping for a dream come true; unaware of the future, not knowing what to do. I'm alone in my own prison, waiting to be set free; a door so tightly locked, in my heart lies the only key. Too afreaid of what is out there dont want to hurt again; I show no sign of emotion, however, I'm dieing inside my skin. I cannot let you see me, I wont let you know I care; you cannot know I'm lonely, you cannot be aware. That would make me weak, too weak to hold my own. You would have me in a trap so I walk this path alone. I don't need your guidance I can live all by myself. Even though Im cold and lonely, I will hide those feelings on a shelf. Hidden from all the predators who want to steal a soul; mine is in my prison, and only one key can fit the hole. No longer can you hurt me, no longer shall I cry; I am free to live my life now, till time no longer p

Hmmmmm
IrishToad is trying to become a Lord!!! Not just any Lord.... A FUBARLORD!! Ya'll know the drill: ADD FAN RATE all ya can!! Not to mention he's got some AWESOME stash!! (Must see for Ghost Hunters!!) ‡Irishtoad©DSG&D☆Sanguine♥Gothique Temptations Fu-Hubby@ fubar All Love will be returned!!! This Pimpout has been brought to you by: Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) VideoSweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) lyrics - Marilyn Manson lyrics Marilyn Manson Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Married Love Of My Life
TODAY I MARRIED THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, CARING,SEXY AS HELL, AND I'M MADLY DEEPLY INLOVE WITH HER! I'M HONORED TO HAVE KERRI AS MY WIFE AND WILL ALWAYS TREAT HER LIKE THE PRINCESS SHE IS! I LOVE YOU MY LOVE!

Take My Hand .
closing me eyes thinking ahead for once my thoughts arent that of dread its cold outside but i feel no frost my biggest gain is your biggest loss the walk i walk almost always alone you by my side i sure have grown lessons learned in such a short time things happening now without reason or rhyme the clouds are gone confused no more anxious to grow and explore your hand in mine we walk the walk that one special look no need to talk one sweet kiss i m giving to yu to give yu knowlege my love is true some tell me that love doesnt truly exist but they dont have you and dont know what they missed DONE BY CHRISTINE .

If You Think You Know Me .
you think you know me and what iam about but you dont have a clue and need to get out my business is mine until i share and if you dont like it i really dont care you think you know who i think about today you think you know with who i play you think you know my desires n dreams you think you know me so it seems i hate to burst that bubble you in you dont know shit unless i let you in i share what i choose you inhale it quick and then yu become my favorite trick you talk ya shit like you truly know me but what you dont know is what you dont see you dont know who i love or who i fuck yu just hate cause yu aint got my luck if you knew half of what you think you know youd see that you should hush ya mouth n go you see what i want and can never know me cause i have my wall up in close youll never be those real and not trife know my soul they know the real me they know the whole if you think

True Love With Out Faith Is Not Enough...
True Love with out faith is not enough... This dark beauty walks through the night surrounded by those she believes are her friends even though they show all the traits of the corrupt. They whisper in her ear how they are true and loyal yet they sabotage her true friendships. Then one day this battered and broken knight walks into her life soul weary and ready for Death's last dance her heart goes out to him and she helps him heals from a terrible betrayal. All the while they fall madly and deeply in love her dark friends look on with fear that this honor bound man just might reveal their true essence they start their plotting to tear these two lovers apart all the while retaining their hold on the dark beauty. A whisper word here and there in the battered knight's ear and in the beauty's as well. Helping cast doubt in each of them upon the other. Finally the knight's true sight begins to see the essence of these dark hearted friends and tries in vain to show this to the

Four Hands Are Better Than Two
Four Hands are Better than Two by catchercradle© John decided he could trust Anna. He could feel that she wasn't angry with him, just perplexed. Even doubting her own sanity. He guessed that could really drive a person mad and that wouldn't be fair on her. "You could. I've had this ability since I was about eighteen or a bit younger." There followed the usual demonstrations John did when he felt he could trust someone enough to let them see what he could do. Only once had he been called a freak but that once had fed his caution. He picked up a plant by it's stem and showed how his invisible hands could reach through the curtains in order to do it. He could only touch things that were within his arms reach though he had no way of proving that to anyone else. "Have you ever thought of going on stage? No one would ever guess that what you were doing was real even though they wouldn't be able to explain it?" Eventually, curiosity, at least partially satisfied John wrapped

15,000 To Godmother!!!!!!!!!!!
A mere 15,000 points away,Lets get this done.it'd be GREATLY appreciated!!! If you are looking for points rate her stash shes got 1000...Thanks. :) *~þöŁşķįĆħęŗŗŷ~*@ fubar

Earth Day 1997
Earth Day 1997 by quagmires© I fantasize about Earth Day 1997 often; it was the day I had the best sex of my life. I had been dating Caesar for about two months, and we were both in college. He wanted us to spend Earth Day at an event picking up trash on the side of a highway south of the campus. While everyone else showed up dressed for cleaning I wore a skirt, stockings, and thigh-highs. I thought at worst we would be picking up a couple pop cans in a field on campus near the highway. Instead of a nice flat field we ended up picking garbage in a steep ditch. Caesar was all business; I bent over in front of him to pickup trash and get his attention a few times but to no avail. We had yet to sleep together, and I was having doubts about whether he was a virgin afraid to make it with me. He went scurrying back and forth snatching-up rubbish. Besides hundreds of beer cans we found a toilet, a car door, and a dozen tires. At sunset the group dispersed; Caesar and I walked

Ancient Cycle Of Lust
Ancient Cycle of Lust by Kev H © © Copywrited 2006. All Rights Reserved. You may not copy or share this work without my written permission. Please respect creative ownership. --- The day I wrecked was a beautiful day. The early morning sun bathed the spring-green hills in a gentle light. Gas mileage be damned, I drove with the windows down, savoring the crisp country air. I was alone on the road, zoned out, humming some unrecognizable song. Then I saw the tree. Like everyone I have seen many trees, enjoyed the shade, and as a child, enjoyed the view from high in their limbs. But this tree was perfect in its shape, color, even its stark loneliness. I stared at it as the urge to stop battled with the urge to reach my destination. If you have never been deep in the beauty of nature, away from man's interference, then understanding is difficult. If you have never seen a sight that took your breath away yet gave you a sense of serenity, then you will feel that my reaction w

Mommerrrssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
~The Other Half of My Cracked Nut Shell~ ~~My Sister of Another Mother~~ ~~~A Truly Beautiful Soul~~~ Lady Victoria *Eclectic Pagan*@ fubar She's always helping out where it really matters. She's got tons of helpful info in her blogs. All kinds of interesting stuff ;) Stop by, say hi, surf through her stash, read, rate, meet one of the more interesting people on fubar, you'll be glad you did Have fun ;)

Harley
HARLEY The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is: you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, I want to hang out with God." St Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the fr

Miami Vs North Carolina
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. (AP) -Butch Davis' latest reclamation project took a major step in the right direction. Brandon Tate scored on a long end-around in a spurt of 27 points to start the game and Connor Barth kicked four field goals to help North Carolina hold off Miami 33-27 on Saturday, giving Davis his first ACC win against a program he once built into a national champion. Anthony Elzy ran for 95 yards and a score for the Tar Heels (2-4, 1-2 Atlantic Coast Conference), who turned in a dominating performance to take a 27-0 lead at halftime then hung on as the Hurricanes (4-2, 1-1) twice rallied to within a touchdown in the second half. Davis had played down his first game against the Hurricanes earlier in the week and said after the game that beating Miami didn't make the victory anymore special. "Winning the game is the most important thing for this football team," he said. "My total focus is on the University of North Carolina football team and I'm just proud of the wa

Miami Vs Duke
MIAMI (AP) - Kyle Wright returned from an injury to throw a game-sealing touchdown pass to DajLeon Farr with 2:15 left, and Miami escaped an upset bid by Duke for the second straight year by beating the Blue Devils 24-14 on Saturday. Wright was 19-of-23 for 230 yards and two touchdowns for the Hurricanes (4-1, 1-0), who won their Atlantic Coast Conference opener for the first time in three years. Thad Lewis completed 18 of 27 passes for 241 yards and two touchdowns for Duke, which dropped a 20-15 decision to the Hurricanes last year - and gave Miami fits again, all the way to the final minutes. His 31-yard pass to Eron Riley got Duke (1-4, 0-2) within 17-14 with 9:46 left, and Duke was driving deep in Miami territory later in the final quarter. But Eric Moncur's sack - one of nine by Miami - ended a drive with three minutes left, and two plays later, the Hurricanes' offense sealed the win. Graig Cooper, who had a 2-yard TD run earlier in the fourth after a c

Amber Leigh
Amber Leigh by jamma32 © As he turned onto his street, Bo squirmed in his seat, trying to stretch his tired back. It was nearly 10 pm and his day, which had begun at 6 am, was nearly over. He thanked God it was Friday and that he wouldn't have to perform a repeat of the day, or the week for that matter. His wife, Kelly, had been out of town the whole week. She was a corporate trainer and her company had been expanding which meant she traveled a lot. She'd left the prior Sunday and would return Saturday afternoon. Then, on Tuesday, she'd be off to Atlanta for meetings. Bo respected his wife immensely and loved her dearly. As their child had grown to school age, Kelly had decided to return to work. She was tireless at her work and with their little girl. However, in the past year, as her star rose in the company, she had begun to travel more and more. The increased separation and stress had begun to take a toll on their marriage. Their sex life, which had been fun, regular, and at ti

Angel Is The Centerfold
Angel is the Centerfold by call_me_dana © When I originally wrote this, I wrote it to the lyrics of J.Geils Band "Centerfold". I included the lyrics in the story as bridges from paragraph to paragraph. For copyright reasons and Literotica rules, I needed to remove most of the lyrics. If you know the song, you know the lyrics anyway ... I hope you enjoy. ############## "She was pure like snowflakes No one could ever stain ..." As the plane began it's descent into Los Angeles, I found myself reflecting back on my high school years. I really couldn't believe ten years had passed since graduation but here I was flying into town for my ten-year high school reunion. I had thought seriously about not going, but had a change of heart at the last moment. My assistant talked me into going, telling me I needed a break from work and that I would probably have fun seeing old friends. I've learned in the three years she has worked for me that Tracey is usually right on social matter

Annette
Annette by FFwriter © I woke up with sunlight streaming through the bedroom window. My head hurt a little, but not as much as I deserved. I'd stayed up late the previous night drinking with my brother Sam, his girlfriend Annette, and their friend Mickey. Mickey was staying over so he and Sam could get up early to go fishing, and what had started as a couple of drinks had evolved into something more serious. I got up and wandered around the house; went to the bathroom, put the kettle on to make tea. Sam and Mick had obviously left hours ago, and hadn't bothered to clean up before they went. I checked the news on the internet till the kettle whistled. As I got up to go to the kitchen, I heard a voice from Sam's bedroom calling "make me tea if you have any mercy!". I opened Sam's bedroom door. Annette was lying under the doona, looking angelic as always. I'd been hoping I'd catch her undressed, but no such luck. "What if I have no mercy?" I asked. "Oh please," she said. "You

Apprehension
Apprehension by flutterbyspirit © Edited by Angel Love You had been away, our first separation since meeting. I was apprehensive, not knowing if you would be coming back to me, wondering if things would be the same between us when you returned, not knowing if you would even speak with me, let alone want to continue what we had begun only weeks before. I answer the door and you're standing there. I want to jump in your arms but instead move aside to allow you to walk past me. I tell you to sit on the lounge and I go and get us both a glass of red. I sit beside you, your eyes disappointingly glued to the news. I sit there sipping my wine, my eyes on you. I can't stand it anymore. I lean over and start kissing your neck, moving up to your ears and nibbling on your lobes, while my hand slips inside your shirt where I play with your hardening nipples, my fingers circling, caressing and pinching them while I continue to nibble and kiss you. Still you sit there watching the news

At The Table
At The Table by IntimateSpirit © She invited me over for lunch one day – a day off work for her was a delicious excuse for an afternoon tryst. She was in a rather flirtatious mood, and did her best to dress the part. She wore a very cute, short plaid skirt, tight low cut sweater to show off her curves quite nicely and a pair of heels to match the sexy thigh-high tights. She would turn an absurd number of heads if she went out dressed that way – but we had planned to stay in. My one request had been that she let me surprise her with dessert. Through the meal our conversation was pleasantly animated by touching one another here and there – some rather innocuous while others much more provocative. But all very pleasant. I offered to clear the table after we finished and while I clattered about a little in the kitchen she asked rather excitedly, "What did you bring for dessert?" Over the noise of my preparations I called back, "Just be patient – I'll bring it out in just a moment

Im Finished!
just a note to all my friends who know me as you will know i am a motor sport photographer my job is very long and very! dangerous so it has come to a point where i have to look out for myself and my safety i have my family i have to think of my friends also every day i go to work theres the big chance i may not come home over the past few years i have had some very close calls and have pushed my luck enough standing on a corner of a race track with a car/motorbike coming at you at 200kph out of control is risky business. motor sport is something i love so much but upon great thought i realize it isn't worth dieing for i will miss it so so much but i will move my specialty to other photographic endeavors this has not been easy for me but for my future and my family i think this is for the best thank you for your time and reading this.

Another Doctor
Another Doctor by Katherine-T © * * * * * So far the convention is ordinary, and beginning to be boring. It's the end of the afternoon, the large room only half filled, a dozing crowd. Nearly all of them are physicians, medical people from various places, even a few Europeans, although this is primarily an American meeting. I've had my eyes on two women in the row in front of me. They seem to be a couple. The older one is a brunette, the younger one with long blonde hair. The blonde reminds me of Cassie, and every time I look at this blonde in the row in front of me I think of a time with Cassie, a hot time with Cassie in my arms. One can't help thinking. I tell myself I'm exonerated. How can I help not think about Cassie? At the end of this paper, when the applause is finished, I rise to ask a short question. Nothing confrontational. Mere information. Almost trivial. When I sit down again, both women in the row in front of me turn to look at me. We exchange glances. Frien

Aroused In Class
Aroused in Class by Lia Monde © For Talina, college was a blast. However, some classes were a flat-out bore. Professor Dougherty's early morning Anthropology 101 defined boring. The subject matter could be dry and the professor had a terrible presentation style. She spoke in a monotone and her bland presentation of facts was often accompanied by slide after uninteresting slide. The sole appeal of the class was that virtually everyone could get a "B" with minimal effort. As she entered class, she saw the screen and projector that indicated today was going to be one of those endless presentations. Moving past several bleary-eyed students, Talina mounted the stairs to the back of the theater style classroom. She placed her backpack on the narrow table and took off her baseball cap. Shaking her long ponytail free, she dropped into a chair in the last row. At least the seats were padded and comfortable. She opened her notebook and flicked her blond hair behind the chair. The sophomor

Men And Women
First Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others. 6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them. 7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others. Now Women: 1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security. 2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes. 3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear. 4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'An old rag'. 6. Although their cloth

Better, Much Better
Better, Much Better by aussie_ella © Becky looked up from where she sat in the corner of the pub, out of the way of everyone and able to see whoever walked in. The paper was spread out in front of her, giving her something to do as she waited, but she wasn't really taking the articles in. A half-empty vodka, lemon and lime sat sweating on the TV guide, and she lazily traced a finger through the condensed water coating the outside of the glass. It was a hot overcast Sydney evening, summer was here and it was Friday. The lights were dimmed as the pub moved from afternoon beer o'clock into the evening proper, and Becky looked around again, then down at her watch, back up to the door, then down at the article on some celebrity she had been trying to read. Nikki was late. Again. Just the thought of Nikki made Becky's focus waver and she stared into middle distance. There was something about her, Becky thought, something different and so, so sexy. She couldn't quite put her finger on

Dazed But Not Confused
Dazed But Not Confused by FallonPiper © Well tonight I had gotten home from visiting a few friend's from down the way, it was still cold out but with no snow. You know that cold wet and dreary weather, just cold enough to make me feel miserable as I had made the mistake of wearing my spring leather coat. An hour ago I had ran out of smokes and well was fairly glad to be back in my nice and warm apartment, I got myself a glass of mead wine and sat at my computer opening up a fresh pack of cigarettes. By the time I opened them and lit one up I found myself searching on Lit erotica, as I sat and read a few stories smoked a few cigarettes and sipped my glass of mead, I started thinking about writing another story. And well I have quite a few in my head that I could just throw down here and submit, but I like to be satisfied with what I submit and it has to personally turn me on as well. Well the more I read the more wet I was starting to become, quite frankly I am not sure weather

The Bet
The Bet by Mike Franklin © I think that in everyone's life, no matter how much or little sexual experience one may have, there is always going to be that girl that you wanted so bad and never got. That girl that haunts you the rest of your life, the one that you fantasize about more than any other. You may have been good friends, or may have never even said as much as 'hello' to her – no matter the effect is the same. That fire that ignites in you that just can't ever be quenched. That girl for me was LeAnne. We were casual friends in high school; me a bit on the dorky side and she a total babe. Blonde hair, blue eyes, perky tits – the perfect head cheerleader. She dated the coolest guys with the coolest cars; I drove my parents van. All I could do was admire her from a far and of course, fantasize about what it would be like to get in her pants. After high school we went our separate ways, she to Tech and me to State to study law. I grew out of my dorkiness over the next fe

Business Trip Surprise
Business Trip Surprise by Dsireme © I open the door and remove my 3&½ inch spikes and jacket. I have on my pink skirt suit with a thin blouse underneath it. The hotel room seems like such a haven right now. Business trips can always be so hectic. I turn on the TV and sit down on the bed. I am switching channels when there is a soft knock at the door. I had told them when I came in that I needed more towels. I go to the door and open it. I see someone standing there with towels in front of their face. I noticed the dress being worn was not a hotel uniform. Jean shorts, polo shirt and sandals. I hear "Your towels my love" and they are handed over to me. It is you standing there smiling at me. I can't believe it. You actually flew out to be with me. I can help but to smile, maybe this trip wasn't going to be as bad as I thought it would be. I step back and you walk into the room, closing the door behind you. You grab me, pushing the towels out of my hand and kiss me very passion

My Weekend With Ryan.
As USUAL it was only supposed to be two shows, but you know me, i can never say no to this kid. He happens to be my favorite now and we had SO much fun! LOL! I'll write more later enough when I'm lucid. But yeah. I love my Ryan! :D oh and this is the best ever, he winkie faced me...

Deep Inside
Standing on the beach, sand between my toes What lays in my future, who will come and go The sun beams down upon me, as I raise my head and look At the vast ocean before me, its size which I mistook I feel so insignificant compared to this great expanse What difference can I make, will I even be given a chance I realize then while standing there, that all I have to do Is listen to my heart and it will pull me through For strength and inspiration are not material things They come from deep inside of you they give your soul its wings So whenever you're in doubt and you begin to stray Take a look down deep inside and the answer will come your way If you only believe in yourself you can make your dreams come true For no one else can do it, the power must come from you

Life
Story on me ? I honestly do not care if you do not like me or what I have to say. ? I love having a boyfriend. ? Once I have money I spend it soon as it's in my hand. ? I love making out. ? I never want to look like someone else and I hate when ppl copy me. that is not the best compliment its the most annoying thing ever ? I would die for my best Friends and Family without thinking twice ? It takes a lot for me to let anyone in and get close to me. ? I dont trust guys at all not even kind of i dont care if "your not like the rest" because guess what you are. ? As much as I cant trust any of them I cant seam to leave them alone. ? I hate the feeling of being left in the dark about things, and being left out. ? I hate listening to peoples pitty problems, Like there hair, Or someone broke up with them.. because theres more important things going on like people dieing for us to even be here to have a relationship and a family. Get over it. ? I get frustrated easily. ? I bel

Ugh The Day That Neverended
This was by all means a Monday from hell .. not gonna go into full details .. just glad its over . i just came on to say I hope you all had a better day than I .. ill be on for a lil while tomorrow morningish .. then have an appt to go to around 12:30ish ( have to be there for 2) .. well enuf blabbing im goin to bed . Nite all .. ! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX Wen :)

I'm Working On My Book
I'll be working on my book starting here shortly, I've had to scrap it so many times, I think its about time I whip out the ol pen and paper and get back to it. So if I'm not on as much this is why

Blind Sex
Blind Sex by Daniellekitten © "That was close." The words, even whispered sounded loud to my ears. I pressed closer to the wall, watching as three men walked by me as if they didn't even see me. Which they didn't. This was amazing. I grinned, pushing my hair back from my face. What a rush this was. I stayed close to the wall and carefully crept my way further down the long hall towards my goal. If only Steph could see me now? Now that was funny. I lifted my hand and stared at where it should have been and wasn't. I could see the wall across the way clearly, even though I should only have been able to see my hand. Hiding my giggle was hard so I covered my mouth with that hand and waited until I had better control of my emotions. This was going to be so much fun. I knew you were working out today, it was one of your normal days at the gym. And I knew about what time you worked out. I should have this timed so that you are in the showers right now. The door to the lo

Body Painting By Mssd
Body Painting by MSSD © It's mid-afternoon on a clear Saturday in August at San Diego's clothing optional Black's Beach. The teenage girl kneeling in the sand in front of Matt Sinclair is completely naked. She holds a shock of curly brown hair back with one hand and thrusts her breasts forward. Her green eyes follow the movement of the paintbrush in Matt's hand, and then at Matt himself focused on his work. In Matt's experience teenage girls show up in groups of two or three, if they show up at all, and are nervous and twitchy. This girl is different. She is alone, quiet, and curious. Her small breasts are tipped with hard red nipples that look like strawberries. Her pubic hair is shaved except for a light brown oval that sits like an island an inch above her pussy. A silver loop hangs from her pierced navel. Matt faces her Indian style and applies the paint slowly around her nipple. He sees the tip stiffen in response to the pressure of the soft bristles of the brush head. She

Guest Books
I don't know why people want you to sign their guest books, they sure don't want to return the luv. I sign everyones guest book that I come across, but they don't bother to sign myn!! I think its just rude. Well anyway just wanted to speak my mind.

Liquor Labels
Liquor warnings; of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

Numb
I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you Can't you see that you're smothering me Holding too tightly afraid to lose control Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I

Show Your Support For Our Troops!!! And Their Family And Friends!
Lets show some support for our troops and their family, Below you will see people whose pictures I have in my Tribute to our Soldiers Picture folder! They are friends, family and Soldiers serving our country. They are men, women, sons, daughters, wives, husbands, grandparents They are Soldiers and family They make sacrifices that most of us could never imagine. Drop by and show them some love. Let them know you appreciate their service Let them know you appreciate their sacrifices Let them know we are here and We support them! Let them know we will be here when they return with open arms and grateful hearts! If you see this and are serving our country or have a friend or family member serving, send me a private message and I will be honored to add you to this list, and would also love to have a picture for my tribute album! The link to my profile is on the bottom of this below all of the other profiles and after the video playing! Thank you and God

Who The Fuck Loves Fainting Goats?
Whats up...who the fuck loves Fainting Goats? I sure the hell do! The little assholes run around & all the sudden they faint...fall over...lay there a few seconds..then get back up & carry on like nothing happened. I want 2! Why 2? Double the laughs...

My Mood Today.
So, just a quick note on today... My mood: Pissed off, depressed, and probably feeling a severe lack of self-worth at the moment. This message brought to you by the letter "5", and the number "fuck you". :D

The Bushy Butch
The Bushy Butch by Vickymp © Some years ago in Rhodes, I participated in a three-day seminar mounted by a big Greek company of accounting software. It was a really interesting seminar but the most interesting thing was that there I met Vivian. She was from Athens, an accountant too, tall and thin, older than me but very sweet. We felt comfort together since the very first moment. Though Vivian had a magnificent smile and used to laugh loudly, she hadn't a feminine look; she was a butch, with short black hair, rather bushy brows, a strong chin and strong arms. She didn't wear necklaces, rings, bracelets or other jewels and her nails were unpolished but, however, she looked attractive to me because of her nice figure, her big shining eyes and her unique endless humor. We spent the two nights together, the first in a nice pub and the second in a very special nightclub. So, we had all the chances to talk a lot and find out that we were both lesbians. I admit that later, as I was alone

A Master And His Submissive
A Master and His submissive were having some problems at home,and was giving each other the silent treatment...The Master realized that the next day He would need His submissive to wake Him at 5:00 A.M. for an early morning business flight...Not wanting to break the silence first, He wrote on a piece of paper, * Please wake me at 5:00 a.m.*... He left it where He knew she could find it...The next morning the Master woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and He had missed the flight...Furious, He was about to go see why His submissive hadn't wakened Him when He noticed a piece of paper by the bed...The paper said * It is 5:00 a.m. Master, WAKE UP *

Nothing For The Pain
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!" The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show him."

My Contest And Closet. Does That Go Together? Haha
Oh, what have I started? My bedroom walk-in closet has become a catch all for everything! It was getting to where it was hard to put my clothes away after I washed them. I figured that I didn't do anything this morning and my morning was disappearing, I would actually spend some time doing something like cleaning! I start pulling stuff out. Going through stuff that needs to be given for donation. So, now I can see my closet floor but...it is all on my bedroom floor now. LOL I need to put it in boxes or bags to give away. I still haven't even gone through the clothes that are on the big side now. I really didn't think I would be spending that much time in my closet but I think it has been a couple of hours off and on now. I think I am going to get rid of a bunch of shoes and clothes that I haven't worn in the last year and a half. I figure if I haven't worn then in that time, I never will so why hang on to them?? It is almost 1:00pm and I am still in my pajama's and no

In Case You're Wondering....
hey all. anyone that's been wondering where i've been rest assured i'm fine...relatively speaking....i've been going through some shit and needed a couple of days to collect myself...or weeks i should say. anyway i'll be back to my bouncy sarcastic self soon. i won't be on as often as before because my work has decided to change buildings and we'll be moving into some bigger accomadations. it's a drag cuz it will take some time to get my shit together but on the plus side i will have my own office (yay!) which will be a step up from my little ass cubicle. i'll check on my profile as often as i can but you'll have a better chance using yahoo messenger to reach me. those who have it hit me up, if you don't well.....you can ask for it i guess...just drop me a line. oh! and if you've dropped some ratings i appreciate it. i promise to hit all you back. if i don't just email me and i'll get on it. i should be back on regularly around december. laters!

Vertical Horizon - Best I Ever Had
So you sailed away Into a grey sky morning Now I'm here to stay Love can be so boring Nothing's quite the same now I just say your name now [Chorus] But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had You don't want me back You're just the best I ever had So you stole my world Now I'm just a phony Remembering the girl Leaves me down and lonely Send it in a letter Make yourself feel better [Chorus] But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had You don't need me back You're just the best I ever had And it may take some time to Patch me up inside But I can't take it so I Run away and hide And I may find in time that You were always right You're always right So you sailed away Into a grey sky morning Now I'm here to stay Love can be so boring What was it you wanted Could it be I'm haunted [Chorus] But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had I don't want you back You're just the best I ever had The best I ever had The

Fuck Yeah.....
So tonight was fucking awesome hopefully things will continue this way. Thanks for all the replies, the advice, so on and so forth. Until things go forward and I know this is a definite thing, I wont be looking for anyone else. If things do change however...ill let you all know. Love to all. Muah. XOXOXOX

Eternal...
The definition of forever is infinite time; ie, time without beginning and without end. Forever love implies that one has loved since before the beginning of time and will continue to love beyond life, beyond death. That is the meaning of true love, the source of it. Two souls who loved even before they were born, who loved in heaven before coming to earth. When they meet, they look beyond the surface, to the essence of one another, to the life force that defines who they are. And they recognize in one another the one they have loved eternally. That is why death cannot be the end of true love. It was, and is, and ever will be. It is eternal.

Have You(1989)
Have you ever loved somebody so much that it hurts??? Have you ever loved somebody so much that you cant sleep??? Have you ever loved somebody that didn't no that you exist??? Have you ever loved somebody who don't feel the same??? Have you ever loved somebody who's in love with another person?? Have you ever loved some body who don't even no you love them so very much?? Have you ever...

Down(was Written Along Time Ago)(1981)
I've been pushed down so many times I feel this time will be the last as I lay here fading my thoughts are invaded by memories of my past I feel the pressures of shame and rejection building as I lay here on the floor I have no strength to get up I'm not worth it any more

It's Friday, It's Payday, It's The Weekend...3 Good Things, All In The Same Day!!! Lol
Well, I'm finally home from work, and a bit of running around after I got off, so thought I'd drop you all a line, to see how your day's gone. Hope it was a good one! I'm so ready for the weekend...they never come soon enough, or last long enough for me. I told you that my cousins x hubby was in the hosp., not doing well at all. I did hear back from my mom, and he passed away on Tuesday afternoon, just about 3 hours after I first spoke with her. His funeral was today, so please keep all his family in your prayers, as these next few days, weeks, and months will be difficult for them. Bill was a wonderful, wonderful man, and will be truely missed by all those that loved him. Well...tonight, we are going to go to the annual, VERY RIVAL, football game between the two major high schools here in Columbia. The... Hickman High School Kewpies...(this is where my daughter Moriah is a Sr.) http://www.columbia.k12.mo.us/hhs/HHS%20Web/Main/index.htm and the... Roc

Weeds
There are just a few certain people you'll come across in this journey of life whom, indirectly, can allow you growth and improvement of character. Re them tools, using them gracefully for your own personal growth and maturity. However, beware the weeds in your garden... While they intend no personal malice, they will indeed vex you, sometimes in the most bothersome of ways. Likewise, these weeds impose their own unwarranted, selfish interests upon you, and often, so carelessly impliment a saddening lack of compassion and respect upon your soul. Stop! Allow them no effect; rid yourself of these weeds as soon as possible and pursue those ardent and worthy assosiates awaiting your hand in this wonderful journey of life. Be humble; continue to edify and grace others, and watch the vehement come forth...

Girls Night Out
Why to Avoid a 'Girls Night Out' After you Are Married. The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him...'cuz 3 + 9 = 12! So smart! The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem too upset at all. I was thinking....'Whew! Got away with that...' Then he said, 'I think we need a new cuckoo clock.' When asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said 'Oh sh*t!', and cuck

My Dreams
In my dreams It was me in your arms My lips on yours There was only us And the clouds And the stars It was the world and us It was us against the world But in your arms I could take it Anything the world dished out And with your kisses I was strong again In my dreams it was me in your arms My lips on yours

They Always Come And Go For A Reason.
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to

Fuck Jake
So last night I get home right? and I go in and give my roommate Lindsey $300 for rent. Then I go to get online and Jake walks in and he's all "Give me the twenty dollars you owe me" Now it should be stated that I don't owe jake twenty dollars. Last time I got paid he decided he wanted money from me. He claimed it was for late fee on my phone except A. I paid my phone bill on time and B. The phone company doesn't charge late fee's. So I said "You me the money you just decided I owed you " and he said "no i told you you had to give it to me" and I said "Fuck whatever here take it" and I went to give it too him because as I'm sure you all know jake enjoys nothing more than harrassing me and I didn't feel like dealing with his bullshit over such a small amount of money His response was "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE" My response was "are you fucking kidding me its eleven at night" Then he said "No fuck you get the fuck out" so i said "f

2 Weeks = 14 Days
Yay only 14 more days till My birthday! I will be 20! Oh boy lol Finally no longer a "teen" lol One year older, a little wiser and more mature (at times lol) Also, if Anyone See's My Buddy KevRho - Wish him a Happy 20th today :) and!!!! Jerry's birthday is in 4 days! so Happy Early Birthday to Jerry, and Happy Birthday to Kevvy! Have a good one :)

The Paint Brush....
I keep my PAINT BRUSH with me, wherever I may go... In case I need to cover up, So the REAL ME doesnt show... I am so afraid to show you ME, afraid of what you'll do... You might laugh, or say mean things... I'm afraid I might LOSE you... I'd like to remove all my PAINT COATS... To show you the real, true ME... But I want you to try and understand, I need you to LIKE what you see... So, if you will be patient and close your eyes... I'll strip off my coats real slow... Please undertand how much it hurts, To let the REAL me show... Now all my coats are all stripped off, I feel naked, bear , and cold.... If you still love me , with all that you see... You are my true friend, pure as gold... I need to save my PAINT BRUSH though, And hold it in my hand... I want to keep it handy, in case somebody doesn't understand... So, please protect me, my dear friend.... And thanks for loving me TRUE... But, please let me keep my PAINT BRUSH with me... Until I love ME too...

How Many Thought...
Hmmm, I just realized on my last post, "Call me?", that it may have been misleading. Sorry if anyone thought it was my phone number and wasn't... Was there anyone that wanted it to be my number? Let me know!

Hope You Are Having A Good Sunday
Have a great day everyone! The weather here is nice, hope it is where you are too. I woke up with a cold this morning, that sucked. Well at least I can kind of rest today. Talk to ya all laters! hugs & kisses (well maybe not kisses, don't want to get ya sick)

The Day Draws Near!
Well as some of you know I am getting very close to leaving the states for a long period of time and heading to the big sandbox known as IRAQ. I havent been around alot due to last minute things going on at work and in my personal life. Let me tell you the stress is building as the days get closer. I have been trying to keep in touch with my children but even that has been hard lately. My boys understand that this is my job and mom has to go and do it to keep them and the rest of the world safe, but it still doesn't make it any easier on them. This will be the first holiday season I will be away from them and that is breaking my heart. I have been told I am a tough cookie so I am aboout to find out just how tough I really am. Those of you that are closer to me than others please do not feel that I have been avoiding any of you cause that is not the case. Any of you wishing for me to keep in touch while I am deployed please send your mailing address to my email soon so I can write them

Y'all Go Check Out The Site
Hey Everyone, Friends, Fans, and Family; Texas Bitch and Cha0tic Drag0n would like to Invite you all to check out our new Website. http://tbd-dezines.tripod.com/index.html This site offers custom tags to your wants or needs It also offers all PSPers the rapidshare links we have to over 3,000 tubes temps and programs....We will be adding things weekly so feel free to check back and enjoy all of the shares we offer! And dont be shy about hittin us up to create you something you can enjoy for yourself or send to a friend! Thanks again for taking time to read this and check out our site and we can't wait to hear from you !!

A Lil Tribute To Our Military:
You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _________________________ You complain about how

Take One Minute N Check This Out!
Hey Everyone, Friends, Fans, and Family; Texas Bitch and Cha0tic Drag0n would like to Invite you all to check out our new Website. http://tbd-dezines.tripod.com/index.html This site offers custom tags to your wants or needs It also offers all PSPers the rapidshare links we have to over 3,000 tubes temps and programs....We will be adding things weekly so feel free to check back and enjoy all of the shares we offer! And dont be shy about hittin us up to create you something you can enjoy for yourself or send to a friend! Thanks again for taking time to read this and check out our site and we can't wait to hear from you PLEASE SIGN THE GUEST BOOK WHEN U VISIT!!!!!! !!

Experiences
At the signal just before I turn into the neighborhood I can feel my energy change . . . it is not something I do . . . it just does on its own. I pull into the driveway always convinced I need to take a minute to mentally prepare, but then I never do . . . before I know it I am opening the door . . to the place that opens the door . . to the place I go . . where I so clearly belong. He is there . . . all ready for his part of the journey . . . the journey we take together that is never planned and never known until it is over. His name is Gideon and other than some general facts and my visual interpretation, I do not know much about him. He is short and has an accent (although most would be at a loss as to place where it is from). He loves the Beatles and Harley-Davidsons, he has 3 daughters, he speaks 6 languages, blah, blah, blah . . . . these facts that I would normally find important to know . . . are seemingly UNimportant . . . because what I KNOW about Gideon

Drive-by Commenting.
Damn even when I'm being nice and playing around, I manage to piss of the retards. MuMM title: why are so many of uguys ass hoes MuMM: u know some people just what a second thought aboutsomething.But some are thoughtful and some are ass holes, becouse your littel people small minnded,and probably dont have a life well see who u are by your comments.becouse your stupid and youll comment My comment: Is your thong wedged up your ass? I know I get a little cranky when mine is. : ) He was really as slow as he looks, so about 20 minutes later I get a comment on my page. Profile comment: cunt Then he blocked me before I could get in a response. This annoyed the crap out of me.. soooooo... I got on one of my contest bombing names and gave him a rebuttal. Comment I left him: Retarded people, such as yourself, are funny as hell. I do suggest you do the world a favor and kill yourself though. God knows we don't need another pussy running around and doing drive by comme

So Yeah That Weekend Sucked
Went the wake friday night and then to the funeral sat. It was... well it was a funeral. Depressing, and not in the good I'm dark way. Wife was taking it well though, and it looks like everyone is doing well. So yeah. Got this weekend to look forward to though, gonna have a blast hopefully! Gotta move to the other blog for details on that one though.....

Which Metal/metalcore Band Suits You?
Which Metal/Metalcore Band Suits You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Trivium You scored as Trivium. You love old school thrash metal and you are kinda gothic. You also look different from everyone else and you love it, good on ya!!!Trivium80% Killswitch Engage80% Slipknot65% All That Remains50% As I Lay Dying35%

Real Good Man
Girl you've never known no one like me Up there in your high society They might tell you I'm no good Girl they need to understand Just who I am I may be a real bad boy But baby I'm a real good man I may drink too much and play too loud Hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd That don't mean I don't respect My Mama or my Uncle Sam Yes sir, yes ma'am I may be a real bad boy But baby I'm a real good man I might have a reckless streak At least a country-mile wide If you're gonna run with me It's gonna be a wild ride When it comes to loving you I've got velvet hands I'll show you how a real bad boy Can be a real good man I take all the good times I can get I'm too young for growing up just yet Ain't much I can promise you 'Cept to do the best I can I'll be damned I may be a real bad boy But baby I'm a real good man I may be a real bad boy Oh but baby I'm a real good man Yes I am

If I Never Rated You
if i never rated you but you sent me a friend request and i accepted, i am sorry i been out of country and dealng with a slow internet problem.so if you r in my friends or fans lists and i never got around to rating you please send me a pm and i will be more than happy to come rate your pics, and it would really help me out alot.thanks and remember send me a pm not a shout. ~CHERRY PRINCESS~

Girls Vs Women
ok i stole this from 2 different girls but i had to pass this on.. Wanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home.

With Out My Wings .
EVERYBODYS LOOKING FOR THAT SOMETHING ONE THING THAT MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE YOU FIND IT IN THE STRANGEST PLACES PLACES U NEVER KNEW IT COULD BE SOME FIND IT IN THE FACE OF THEIR CHILDREN SOME FIND IT IN THEIR LOVERS EYES WHO CAN DENY THE JOY IT BRINGS WHEN U FIND THAT SPECIAL THING YOURE FLYING WITHOUT WINGS SOME FIND IT SHARING EVERY MORNING SOME IN THEIR SOLITAIRY LIVES YOU FIND IT IN THE WORKS OF OTHERS A SIMPLE LINE CAN MAKE U LAUGH OR CRY YOU FIND IT IN THE DEEPEST FRIENDSHIP THAT KIND U CHERISH ALL YOUR LIFE AND WHEN UYOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MEANS YOUVE FOUND THAT SPECIAL THING YOURE FLYING WITHOUUT WINGS SO IMPOSSIBLE IT MIGHT SEEM YOUVE GOTTA FIGHT FOR EVERY DREAM CAUSE WHOS TO KNOW WHICH ONE YOU LET GO WOULD HAVE MADE IT ALL COMPLETE: WELL FOR ME ITS WAKING UP BESIDE U TO WATCH THE SUNRISE IN UR FACE TO KNOW THAT I CAN SAY I LOVE YOU AT ANY GIVEN TIME OR PLACE ITS THE LITTLE THINGS THAT I ONLY KNOW THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT MAKE U MINE AND ITS

Its Too Late
its too late... u promised so much.... but it to late i held on to that rope 10 feet off da ground and i hear what u say .... but u go and cut me down! ..... u didnt think i would turn around... it to late to turn around... i needed u like a heart needs a shock ... bt now it to late ,,, and i need u like hole in the head...

Midnnight Lovers
Lying beside you in your bed Cuddling,Kissing, Caressing our souls Our Bodies unite, our passion soars Minutes race, I want time to freeze Oh my love! I want to please! With sweet pleasure our bodies ache It's now time to have a break Sleep honey! I'll hold you tight I'll watch over you throughout the night Christine

Please Help My Wife Out!
hEY MY WIFE ENTERED A CONTEST AND SHE IS GETTING CREAMED!!!!! THE PPL SHE THOUGHT WERE HER FRIENDS ARE NOT HELPING!!!!! IF U HAVE TIME PLEASE HELP BOMB HER!!! TY VERY MUCH. CONTEST ENDS HALLOWEEN, ALL HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED.

Mini Chicken Sausage Meatballs With Gnocchi And Tomato Sauce
Salt 1 1/2 pounds ground chicken 1 tablespoon grill seasoning (recommended: Montreal Steak Seasoning by McCormick) 1 teaspoon, 1/3 palm full, fennel seeds 1/4 cup tender sun-dried tomatoes (available in pouches or tubs in produce section) 1 cup, 20 leaves fresh basil, divided 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, plus some to drizzle 4 cloves garlic, minced 1 medium onion, finely chopped 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes, eyeball it in your palm 1 (28-ounce) can crushed tomatoes 1 (8-ounce) can tomato sauce Pepper 1 pound gnocchi, potato dumplings, from refrigerated or frozen foods section of market Grated Parmigiano-Reggiano or Romano, 1/2 cup – a couple of handfuls, plus some to pass at table Crusty bread, to pass at table Peppery Salad, recipe follows Bring a pot of water to a boil for gnocchi. Salt boiling water but wait a while to drop in gnocchi. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Place chicken in a medium bowl with grill seasoning and fennel seeds. Pile

Game Over
You dont think i see you? You dont think i see the games you play with me? I see it everyday I swallow it because that's what I'm used to. Yeah there's the big secret I'm used to being treated like crap treated like 2nd rate, oh when you need me you'll play nice and I'll feed you the drug that is me. What you dont see what you dont know what you dont deal with, what you turn a deaf ear to is the pain, the anguish, the crying, the screaming, the suffering you put me through with each passing day with each passing lie. But hear me know even though i know your not paying attention, hear me and dont say i didn't warn you. The time is coming, the day is coming very soon, when the game will be over. I will disappear and you will not find me. You wont have me to take for granted anymore, you wont have me to push around anymore. Wanna save it? Then step up, say your sorry, and be real. Have the Guts?

Dreaming Of ...
Dreams of course .. Im goin to bed have to work tomorrow gonna be a longggggg nite .. have a wonderful eve everyone .. MUAHS **** .. see you soon . Oh and if you have a few spare moments please go to mary's Contest pic and leave her some luv .. and while youre at it .. hop on over to Kathys page and show her some luv too . she's been stuck at that same level forever ! .. Niters !!! Xoxoxoxoxo Wen :)

Blissful!!!
Current mood: happy I just saw the greatest thing ever put on film and i couldnt be more happy right now!. i swear it lifted my soul! go see Across The Universe it will make your heart happy! I feel so much better now! WOW!

Rant
what the fuck is up with pagans trying to tell me what I can and cannot believe? I just posted a mumm, half jokingly asking if I should hex someone. I was entertaining the thought, but not dead serious on it just yet. And I dont just throw that shit around whenever I feel like it, and it would be something a little less serious than what I posted and be something like... oh, making the guy that's bothering me leave me the fuck alone. So why the hell do I have pagans up my ass telling me that I'm dumb for believing that karma wont come back to me, and that I dont know what I'm doing and calling me fake? I've known Christians all my life less judgmental than that. For fuck's sake, if I dont believe in karma than what the fuck? I never called myself a witch, or wiccan or anything formalized... just said that I was pagan, which is a HUGE generalization, and that I perform spellwork. I thought its part of the Rede something about being kind to others and not judging people and shi

Tgif
Just droppin' in on this Friday morning to say "HI". And am I EVER glad that today is Friday. I am SO ready, as usual, for the weekend. It been a REALLY long week, and the time is NOW...to chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllll! Hopefully, my work day today, will go by smoothly and quickly. Our bed came apart the other day...no biggie deal to fix, you say...that is, unless you have a waterbed like we do, and then it's a pain in the butt. I think when we were messin' with that the other day, I maybe have hurt myself....lol I say that because a little over a yr. ago, I cracked a rib....and I'll be, if I didn't mess around with that bed, and now, a few days later, that spot I hit is really sore...and is beginning to feel just like the cracked rib I had before...except that one was low...and this one is up high...closer to my boob and armpit! lol If I haven't cracked it, I've at least bruised it pretty bad....it is really beginning to hurt, depending on the movements I make. Ho

Poem10
not feeling, trapped in a void of no emotion only blackness when i wake each day. dreading waking knowing that i can't feel what others feel, knowing i'm not like them, always in a dark place with no way to escape it, no way to make it fade. never knowing what's going to happen or what already has happened. nothing is ever the same when i wake except the blackness filling my head.

Little Mark On Math
LITTLE Mark ON MATH!! A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little MARK. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little MARK says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little MARK replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the Wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." LITTLE MARK ON MATH (Part 2) Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic "Why?" a

Rangers 3-0celtic Ft
Rangers 3-0 Celtic FT Novo 28 Ferguson 57 Novo (pen) 79 Bookings: McGregor 89 Hutton 89 Bookings: McDonald 5 Donati 25 Brown 32 Kennedy 54 McGeady 61 Jarosik 71 Naylor 89 Boruc 89 O'Dea 90 Rangers 3-0 Celtic By Thomas McGuigan Nacho Novo opened the scoring with a header Rangers overpowered Celtic to record a deserved victory in the first Old Firm game of the season. The home side were the more convincing side throughout and took the lead through Nacho Novo's 23rd minute header from Alan Hutton's cross. Celtic striker Scott McDonald was an isolated figure up front as Gordon Strachan's side lacked a cutting edge. Barry Ferguson added the second 10 minutes after the break and Novo sealed the win with a late penalty. Goalkeeper Allan McGregor and Alan Hutton were in the starting line-up for the home team despite both being forced to withdraw from Scotland duty. Walter Smith made three changes from the side beaten

November 13, 2006
Hey ya'll! I know that it's been a while since I wrote a blog. I thought that I would update ya on what's going on with me. Well, not a whole lot... That's it... lol. Not really. The kids had a good Halloween. My son was a race car driver and my daughter was a princess. Me, I was security for the kids... lol. My niece was a pirate too. She was so cute. My son is in boy scouts. We got to go on a camping trip about 3 weeks ago. It was alright. Not what I would want to do again without an air mattress... lol. He was also doing a fund raiser for school. I think it went alright. Especially considering that his sister's dad and step mom sold most of the stuff for him!!! lol. I had surgery Friday, November 10, 2006. I'm alright. I feel fine. Actually me feeling fine wasn't something that I expected. I reckon that I read to much into what was going to happen and the after math. In case you're wondering what I had done... I would think that it was minor surgery, I dunno. They did a conization

October 13, 2006
I thought that I would give ya'll an update to what's going on with me. Actually there's not a whole lot to tell. My son is doing real good in school. He has also joined the cub scouts, he's with the wolf cubs. I'm still with the same person, we've been together since sometime in June, I believe. I don't keep up with things like that. I know it's somewhat important, but things going on in my life that involve me and my kids are more important than trying to remember how long I've been with someone. But anywhos... I got to meet his daughter. She seems to be pretty cool and easy going. I'm suppose to meet his brother sometime in the next couple of days, I think. He's going to Daytona, FL with him. I'm not going, and why is what you are asking. It was planned way before we met, and it's going to be a guy thing. Which is cool. I ain't mad. I'm going camping with my son next week-end. Yes, this will definately be an experience for me. Never really been camping, but I'm going to give it a go

Funny Pic Up Lines!
If I had like a super duper memory.. I would soo love to say some of these to people. Yet, unless I read this every day I would never remember them... Some of them are funny as shit! Check it out! Man:Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laug

Today Is The Big Day!!!
COME INTO THE FUSION LOUNGE AT 7PM EST TO WITNESS THE FUMARRIAGE OF BROWN EYED PAPI AND AMELIA! Click The Ring To Enter !! Hope you guys can make it!!!! Thank You Poetic Heart for everything!!!

This Pen
I want to tell you, that I am fine Hell...I am great!! And my lips will speak these lies freely, with such conviction that even I sometimes believe it. I want to tell you, Im feeling strong and secure in my new found life That its full of joy and that fear and doubt have left me. And again my mouth can spread these fabrications...so convincingly. I want to tell you My sorrow has left me and joy fills my every breath, every beat of my heart Maybe I can make you believe that too, if I say it just right. Though my lips they can deceive you, this pen...it never lies!

Ink Ink And More Ink
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If Ya Want To Join In My Family! Rule's
first you need a salute photo,and not to belong to any other bombing families, and not be in any contest upon joining and for 30 days after, you must check with the home page in order to get your approval before joining any contest, we r a leveling family as well, so if you r close to leveling please let the home page know and we will get every1 together to help you level, we will be assinging every1 to certain contest in which you will have to bomb in that contest picture until u r out of comments each day for that contest, please check in on the home page everyday for new blogs and repost all bulletins each day as they come which is a must, then go to the profile on spirit bombers home page and all existing members are located under the about me section click the pic of each one fan/rate profile/and send friend request,in the friends request type joining spirit bombers so that they know who you are.we also ask that you repost bullitens and read all blogs sent from home page and

Possible Slogans For National Condom Week
01. Cover your stump . before you hump. 02. Before you attack . her wrap your whacker. 03. Don't be silly . protect your willy. 04. Don't be a loner . cover your boner. 05. When in doubt . shroud your spout. 06. You can't go wrong . if you shield your dong. 07. If you're not going to sack it . go home and whack it. 08. If you think she's spunky . cover your monkey. 09. It will be sweeter . if you wrap you're peter. 10. If you slip between her thighs . be sure to condomize. 11. She won't get sick . if you wrap your dick. 12. If you go into heat . pack your meat. 13. While you're undressing Venus . dress up your penis. 14. When you take off her pants & blouse . please suit up your trouser mouse. 15. Never deck her . with an unrapped pecker. 16. Espically in December . gift wrap your member. 17. Don't be a fool . vulcanize your tool. 18. The right selection . check your erection. 19. Wrap your dipstick in foil . before you check her oil. 20. A crank with armour . wi

Mmmm Just Venting.... Enjoy
You know something! I seem to always start my blogs with such things like! “You know” and shit like that..... Lmao!..... I’m such a spaz!... Anyway this is beside the point! That is if I was trying to make a point in the first point which I don’t think I was.....how confusing.... ah well... I’m reading a new book its called through the looking glass and what Alice found there.... its good... confusing as hell on ice but still interesting!.... I’m in a dark mood today! But when I got up I was in a good mood! That changed very quickly!.... Firstly I feel as though I want to give up!... finding a job is hard!.... no....NO!?! Dammit! I will not start to moan and wine about my life! Not now!..... I’m not some emo little ..... Never mind!.... anyhoo.... I just realized that all I am is fake! Not online! ... No.... online is where I get to be myself! But when I’m offline I am nothing... I’m just some nobody that no one wants to talk too... that no one cares about and well... ok I will be h

Gender Roles And Fantasies
Do you believe in traditional gender roles? For instance; Is it okay, in your book, for a woman to: ~make the first move? ~send you an unsolicited e-mail? ~ask you out on a date? ~move in for the kiss? ~grab for your crotch when making out? ~call you for a second date? ~initiate sex? ~plan sexual adventures? ~request sexual activities? I find myself very conflicted. When it comes to dating, I am very old fashioned. I like a man to make the move; to be the hunter, so to speak. I like the man to send the e-mail, to call, to ask for the date,but as I said I am very conflicted because I find myself wanting to do it first as well.Like in my fantasy below that I will write..Anyway Once I've become intimate with someone, that changes for me. I have no qualms requesting or initiating sexual adventures. I don't hesitate to make sexual advances, plan sexcapades, or ask for or offer sexual pleasures. Are you most comfortable with traditional gender roles? Do you like when the

Isn't It Nice?
How nice is it when you find money in your purse, wallet, pocket, etc. that you never knew you had? Even finding five bucks is nice but I just found a $50 bill! I have no clue where it came from or how long it was in there but it definitely made my outlook for the day a little brighter :)

Lol
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who ju st are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 4 - 5 lb. Chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done. And, you thought I couldn't cook...

Poem17
i see eyes that once shone brightly with each new passing day but now they only shine half as bright because thier being forced down with words and looks by someone who could never see the brightness to begin with and never will see it if they keep putting her down.

Come Join Me And Help Me Out Plz? I've Never Asked For Anything.
The Fubar Players Club Would Like You To Stop By And Party With Us Plz Click The Picture Below to Enter !! I've never really asked any of my friends or fans for anything. but i am asking for this one thing, plz come help me & my hunnie out get our lounge off the ground. it would mean alot to me. thank you! DJ M.I.A. & DJ SUPERBEAST

My Heart
Sometime I sit and wonder why Why it is I sit and cry I wonder why I am so sad When I think of what we could have had When I think of things the way I dreamed I guess some things arent as they seemed What can I do to make you see All I want is you with me Sometimes I wish I had just one more night Just one time to hold you tight I fear that day will never come But always know you have my love

The Saga Of My Life Continues.....
OK. He asked me to stay for our daughter til christmas. that much i agreed on but i informed him I was not putting on my ring, i am not taking orders, or answering to him for anything I do. I come and goes as I please and do what/who ever I want and I was still leaving after christmas in fact the divorce papers would be filed before then.I only kept a few clothes and my computer here at the house, the rest is at my mothers so I can just go. I wrote it down, he signed it and I put it in my dad's lock box today. FREEDOM IS AWESOME BABY!!!!

Let's Eat Out Tonight
Glancing at the clock she realizes she has only about one hour. Dialing the phone she hears his cheerful greeting. His voice always makes her stomach feel that little flip, while her heart skips a beat. "Honey don't bother stopping at the market on the way home, we can eat out tonight," she says. He smiles as he hangs up the receiver, thoughts of last nights love making parade through his mind. Pictures flash of how his large hands pushed apart her tan soft thighs, beholding the mouth-watering sight of her womanhood, knowing that it was his alone to devour. He snaps out of his reverie as he feels the resultant stirring deep within his loins. He had to take his mind of it so that he could function during the last meeting of the day. Hanging up the phone she hurries to the bathroom and starts filling with warm water. She adds a few drops of his favorite scented bath oil. Quickly she unbuttons his shirt that she had slipped on this morning when he left for work. She inhales its

The Futile
It's like the laughter of a child in the mind of those who want it back. Like when I watched her defy the world in just one night. Put yourself on the line it's safer than you've ever felt before, Cause you're in love tonight. And you tried so hard not to lose yourself again, But you're alone tonight. Hello with a blank stare. I know that you don't care. Goodbye, no you wouldn't dare but I still do. You're so conscious of yourself, but are you even conscious at all. How does it feel right? And you tried so hard not to lose it all over again, But you're alone tonight. Hello with a blank stare. I know that you don't care. Goodbye is too much to bear. Sometimes I feel so obscure. Am I just a beggar here? I know that you never cared, but I still do. You lied to me so it's time for me to say goodbye

Ellowynthe
Ellowynthe by drksideofthemoon © Any resemblance to anyone alive or dead is simply a fluke. All characters are 18 years of age or older. Thanks to Selenakittyn for her edit, and Dampy for the idea. Ellowynthe lit upon a budding cherry tree. She was a wood sprite, a magical creature of the forest. Ellowynthe had never been to this village before. It sat at the northernmost regions of the land. Spring had arrived and the snow had retreated to the base of the surrounding mountains. Bits of budding plant life were visible in the countryside. The sun had regained its warmth and shone down upon the land and the people. She looked at the villagers with interest. It looked like it was a festival day. The villagers were dressed in their best finery. The women all had bright ribbons tied in their hair—red and blue ribbons for betrothed women, yellow and violet for women that were promised to a man, and white and green ribbons for maidens that were available for courting. Men that

Rangers 0-0 Barcelona Hafe Time Mon Gers
Group E VfB Stuttgart 0-0 Lyon Rangers 0-0 Barcelona Group F Dynamo Kiev 1-3 Manchester United Roma 1-1 Sporting Group G FT CSKA Moscow 1-2 Inter Milan PSV Eindhoven 0-0 Fenerbahce Group H Arsenal 3-0 Slavia Prague Sevilla 2-0 Steaua Bucharest

California Fires
CALIFORNIA FIRES ARE BURNING OUT OF CONTROL, THE HORRIBLE OF THIS STORY IS, THAT MY DAUGTHERS DAD HAD TO BE EVACUATED WHO LIVES IN LAKE ARROWHEAD. AND NOW ITS HEADING TOWARDS HIGHLAND A PLACE I GREW UP..BORN AND RAISED..PEOPLE ARE USING THE WALMART I USED TO WORK AT PARKING LOT AS A HOTEL..CAUSE THEY HAVE NO PLACE TO GO..THE NATIONAL ORANGESHOW FAIRGROUNDS IS ANOTHER PLACE, A PLACE PEOPLE WOULD GO FOR A SWAP MEET, NOW A HOTEL..MY BOSS WHERE I RESIDE NOW, I GIVE CREDIT TOO..SHE IS AN ANIMAL RESCUE TEAM AND SHE IS OUT RIGHT NOW RESCUING THE HORSES AND ANY OTHER ANIMALS THAT NEEDS TO BE..I AM IN TEARS OVER THIS WHOLE THING..AFRAID ITS GONNA GET NEAR MY MOM..OVER A MILLION PEOPLE ALREADY HAD TO BE EVACUATED..I WANNA THANK ALL MY FUBAR FRIENDS WHO ARE CONCERN AND MY WELL BEING..CHEERS TO YOU ALL..AND THANK YOU..

Close Shave
Michael Rinker rose to his feet and with a tapping of the rim of his wine glass got the attention of all ten couples who had attended the black tie dinner party that he and his wife, Reanne had hosted!!! "My lovely wife and I would like to thank every one for coming this evening, it has truly been a wonderful party, however the night is still young and we have an unexpected surprise for you!!!" Of course most of you know our live in servant, Priscilla, who has been with us for three years now," he continued, "and as you may also know, she has given Reanne and myself many exceptional sexual experiences during those three years, and while some of you have personally tasted her exceptional fruit, it is with great joy and expectations that she is going to grace us with her lovely body tonight!!!" As Michael went on speaking, an audible buzz swept through the dining room as both males and females alike quickly realized that the beautiful young woman who had served the Rinkers so faithfully

Not Happy
So.. I'm not having a good night. I'm giving my girl rats away to a friend.. I can't give them the time they need here since I'm not allowed to have them and I have to hide them... well when I was taking photos for her so she could see them and the cage and everything.. I noticed something funny with the rat that I like the most.... It's what I dreaded.. Wednesday is getting the mamory cysts. I just lost my rat December to those not too long ago. I'm really upset about this. I'm not sure if Danielle will still take the girls or not b/c of it. I hope she does.. or I may just have to give them up to the humane society cuz I really cannot go through losing another animal to those. That's why from now on I'm only getting males. The chances of them getting cysts are rare.. In females there's over an 80% chance they'll get them unless you breed them or get them fixed.. and well.. the vet I trust wont fix them because he doesn't feel safe enough taking an animal I'm trusting him wit

Shaving Time Indeed
Good Morning everyone... I had this vision or I will call it that for now,some could look at it as looking through memories of others.Hard to explain that sentence. Anyway it brough a question to mind and some may not even answer & yes it is a off the wall question. I know alot of woman shave,it is by choice.I know I do. But men I know some of you probably do as well.Now the question is how the hell do you get the equipment out of the way long enough to make sure you don't miss anything. Anyway it was a good funny memory of someone,even though I must admit very sexy when I think about it.The shaving part,Wonders if I can shave a man like you like.Will have to try this indeed. Or do you let your women shave you? Damn brought up another question-sorry How crazy minds can work in the mnorning I must go back to bed.. ~Niki~

Fireworks
Fireworks went off when I first met you Now there burnt out Fireworks went off when your hand first graced mine Now there burnt out Fireworks went off when you said those three words Now there burnt out Fireworks went off when our lips touched Now there burnt out Fireworks went off but now there gone and always will be

6 Minutes
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization.. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. Do not keep this message. This must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have

Help Nea Plz Love U Guys
(repost of original by 'CASEY ~ HECTOR'S LUV GODDESS~TOP NOTCH SECURITY OFFICER FOR FUBAR'S AFTER HOURS~OFFICIAL JEE' on '2007-10-24 23:37:12') (repost of original by '۞Neabear۞JEEZY'S R/L GIRL۞AFTERHOURS MGR۞C.W.O.F۞AsH'S Lover' on '2007-10-24 23:47:43')

Just Ugh
Do i really come off so fragile that people feel the need to keep the truth from me? Like i can't handle it?? Especially GOOD stuff in their lives???? Please all of you just remember this...i prefer the truth to nice lies

X-men New Genesis: Prologue B
X-Men New Genesis: Prologue X-MEN: Mutant Genesis Prologue By God of Jam and THE OAF Firstly this is a parody. Most of the characters used in this story are the copyright of Marvel Comics and its subsidiaries, either way I acknowledge that these are not my characters and are used in a sneaky and underhand way by not asking the permission of the owners. We gain no profit from these stories; in fact we are forced to write them by a shadowy threatening figure. (So now you know...) Secondly I would like to thank all the tireless writers who have written so much, inspiring us to start writing ourselves. These include Dimitri, Trent Wolf, Shadowhand, and DangerGuy to name just a few, if we are anywhere near as good as those guys we'll be very pleased and probably give ourselves a pat on the back. Finally this story is set in an alternate timeline, that's just to cover my ass when it comes to people complaining that `...in issue 236 the Professor said that Magneto a

Xxx-men:man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 C
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 by X Writer © Why worry your pretty little head over something as trivial as where your thoughts come from? The echo in her mind asked. Science cannot even tell you how thoughts are created, in what manner memory and identity are infused, or even if there is actually an existence outside the flesh. Yet, your own life reveals truths with firsthand experiences in each of these things. What is real and what is imagined? Is this real? Ororo gasped as she felt both of her nipples suddenly grow wet and warm, the feeling of soft lips sucking gently upon the pencil eraser sized rock hard teats. Her eyes flew open as she groaned with a shudder that rippled from each breast, across her taut belly, and resonated between her legs. Before her kneeling form, both Iceman and Psylocke crouched, each attached to a nipple, sucking heartily. She felt the rush of yet another orgasm, and felt herself falling into a deep dark pit within her own psyche. Fuck me, B

For You I Am
I AM A SOFT FEATHER PILLOW COME REST YOUR HEAD ON ME LET YOUR FEELING OUT I WONT TELL A SOUL I AM A STREAM FLOWING COME SIT ON MY BED COOL YOURSELF OFF BY LYING WITH ME YOU ARE NOT ALONE I AM HERE WITH YOU FOREVER.

Rating
here time I get on fubar I make sure I get caught up on my rating and comments and to those who return the favor I appreciate it.But if people cant return the favor then I will stop the rating its not right the ones who dont return the favor dont even say THANK YOU.......Now thats said and done have a great day day and a fantastic weekend

Never Play With The Heart Of Someone That Truely Loves You.....
....Because The Guilt Will Hurt You Just As Much As The Pain You Caused Him/Her To Feel. Just some words I thought I'd share with you all. Have a nice day. - Julian

Changing My Thinking
God is just. He knows when people aren't treating me right. He knows when I am doing the right thing, yet the wrong thing keeps happening to me. He knows when I am operating wiht intergrity, and yet somebody come along and cheats me out of what should have been mine. God sees everytime I have been taken advantage of. He sees every time I forgive, or attempt ot restore a broken relationship, even thought it wasn't my fault. God sees all that; He's keeping a good record. And He's promised to talk all the evil that's come into my life, turn it around, and use it for good. I have been waiting on God to make a move, but God has been waiting on me to stretch my faith. I have to make room in my own thinking, and then I'll start experiencing some of His supernatual increase. "Enlarge, lengthen, stretch out." That is what God wants me to do. I should always trust God for more. If I will make room for more of His Blessings, He won't disappoint me.. Soon I will be bursting atthe sea

Nydia Ch. Ii
(This is continued from Nydia Ch.1. This will hopefully be a nice long series, assuming people like to read about her. She is fascinating, and very sexual. Feedback is more than welcome. It is not totally necessary to read the previous chapters, but it all ties in together, and it may be easier to get enjoyment out of each new chapter if you know the back story.) * "See ya tomorrow at 9am to go running, right?" That was the last thing she said to me as she left me cleaning up myself after the most amazing night of my young life. After she left, I lied in bed, a grin never leaving my face, just thinking about what had happened. The next day, I woke up to a sound of knocking at my door. I leaned over in bed, and saw that it was ten after nine. Nydia was knocking to go running with me. I was exhausted from my night. After she left, I jerked off again thinking of her and how amazing she had been. I answered the door, and found her dressed as she had been the last time we went

Kottonmouth King Show
Tonight was the kmk show here in vegas and it was...FUCKING SICK!! I FUCKING LOVE THOSE GUYS!!! They are so damn talented....mmm D-LOC was looking so freaking yummy....I LOVE when they play my song "Take a bath"...I love dancing to that song.. Im fucking tipsy right now...feels hella bomb lol..I need more drink... Oh hey Im catching the guys in january out in my hometown...victorville!!! yeah..anyone in vegas wanna take a road trip??? let me know lol ok I will probably write a better blog when im sober..lmao.... "Im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life!" WHOOO!! I FUCKING LOVE KMK!!!!

The Heart Of The Tree
WHAT does he plant who plants a tree? He plants a friend of sun and sky; He plants the flag of breezes free; The shaft of beauty, towering high. He plants a home to heaven anigh For song and mother-croon of bird In hushed and happy twilight heard -- The treble of heaven's harmony -- These things he plants who plants a tree. What does he plant who plants a tree? He plants cool shade and tender rain, And seed and bud of days to be, And years that fade and flush again; He plants the glory of the plain; He plants the forest's heritage; The harvest of a coming age; They joy that unborn eyes shall see -- These things he plants who plants a tree. What does he plant who plants a tree? He plants, in sap and leaf and wood, In love of home and loyalty And far-cast thought of civic good -- His blessing on the neighborhood Who in the hollow of His hand Holds all the growth of a

No Parent Left Behind
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND....I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.10. Please excuse ray friday from school.. He has very loose vowels.11. Pleaseexcuse Le

Whats Up?
damn I been on here for a few months and I am slowly but surely figuring this site out. i have even begun to invite more people on here 10 so far. but just wanted to say hey and whats up to the people who have fanned me added me and rated me so far. ty for all the invites and other stuff, you people fucking rock.

I Hope I Get An Apt Thru Couleecap
I am really hoping I get an apartment thru coulee cap. i plan on having someone live with me, and thats hal. And No one except my mom is gonna know where it is. I cant trust that other people will keep their mouth shut so I just wont tell anyone. Then I can live in onalaska and only go to the sal army to eat if I absolutely need to. I am so sick of the bullshit and people talking shit about me and spreading lies. I trust hugh with my life and everything I own. SO he is the ONLY person (if any) that i will allow to live with me. If I can get on SSI I will stay in that apartment as long as I possibly can. (Provided I get approved when they have another opening.) I know Robyn got on there and she is going to school like me and she is unemployed like i am as well. So there is no reason why i shouldnt get accepted. I hope like hell i do. Luisa

Being Harrassed By My Ex
ok so this morning out of the blue i get a message from someone on myspace, that apparentlly knows me well, about my son. It freaked me out let me tell you, I got so many messages I had to block him, I am pretty sure it was my ex husband under another name harrasing me. sending me mesages about the custody issue of our son, and how I have made no attempts to have him in my life, which is all FALSE! Once i gave temp custody to my ex sister inlaw 3 years ago, i was phased out of his life, and contact was lost. At the time tho, i was in no position to go to court, due to my new marriage, which was really bad. And if thats not bad enough, this person got ahold of my ex girlfriend too and sent her messages about my son....what the fuck! Someone has been spying on my life, keeping half assed tabs about things in my life, and starting shit online. What am I suppose to do? Go to court...again? Guess I dont have a choice, I am being threatened by someone Online anyways about paying child suppo

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Oh Bother.....
The lyrics to the song "Bother" by Stone Sour sound like a match to my mood currently. Even the sound of the song feels like it matches. Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You dont need to bother; I dont need to be Ill keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I wont let go til it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a reason; My flaws are open season For this, I gave up trying One good turn deserves my dying You dont need to bother; I dont need to be Ill keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I wont let go til it bleeds Wish Id died instead of lived A zombie hides my face Shell forgotten With its memories Diaries left With cryptic entries And you dont need to bother; I dont need to be Ill keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I wont let go til it bleeds You

Being Humble Is No Weakness.
Humility In addition to persistent, ongoing effort, continued success requires humility. If you grow arrogant after a few accomplishments, you're not likely to have many more. With each success you gain more confidence, and that's great. When you've done it before, you know that you can do it again. Yet even as your confidence level grows higher and higher, do not make the mistake of discarding your humility. For humility keeps you reasonable, respectful, thankful, thoughtful and realistic, and those are all qualities essential for continued success. Thinking that you're entitled to something just because you want it is a reliable recipe for failure and disappointment. Humility reminds you that in order to receive value, you must create value in equal measure. While it is certainly possible to accomplish things without humility, those accomplishments will be empty and short-lived. Those people who enjoy meaningful success and fulfillment year after year and decade after decade

40 Random Questions
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? yes 2. Do you have any weird sleeping habits? not that i can think of 3. Whens the last time you swam in a lake? lake? umm never 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? either depends on the day 5. Where is the Wizard of Oz? emerald city 6. Do you consider yourself creative? nope im a total poser :D 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? yep i sure do 9. Do you stay friends with people that fuck you over? i try not to fuck anyone over 10. Do you know how to play poker? when im not drunk 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? yes 12. What's your favorite commercial? Bow chicka wowow... 13. What type of food do you eat the most? Pizza and I love it. 14.When was the last time you had a lot of fun? Every day is an adventure. and i have lots of fun everyday 15. Have you ever had a Choco Taco? Yes. 16. Who Do You Think Is Better, The Boston Red Sox or the New York Y

Thank You
Thank you for you: for who you are, However far away; And for the words you send to me, Near mad for what you say. Knowing simply that you're there, Yet thinking much of me, Opens up my happiness, Undone for all to see.

The Tazer... Don't Try This At Home Kids
Not too long ago, I saw something at the gun shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 10th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety. Needless to say, this was way too cool. Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA Batteries in the thing and pushed the button. fokall! I was so disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get a blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to my wife what that burn spot is on the face of her LG convection oven. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad wi

Giving Up
I am done. I have no more chances to give. I have no more trust to lend. I have no more heart to share. I have no more faith to believe in. I have no more tears to shed. I have no desire to "get to know." I have no room for more lies. I don't need to be lied to. I don't want to be told what they THINK I want to hear. I don't want someone to say they like me and then try fuck my best friend. I don't want to meet anyone new. I don't think I can trust, therefore why bother? I don't want a relationship, especially from Fubar. I don't want bullshit anymore. I'm done.

October 29, 2007
You're better able to reach out to people and express your intentions in words thy can understand -- so start talking. You will be amazed at how quickly things come together when folks start to get it.

Please Help Her Level
Please help Mrs Longarm level. She is an awesome lady and she helped the family each day. Show her some family love and rate her pics...thank you. Mr & Mrs Longarm *~*Contest Bombers*~* *~*American Family*~*@ fubar

Now Hireing General Manager And Manager
Come Check Out The Newest Hottest Lounge On Fubar The Queens Palace Click link below to enter lounge If you want a lounge thats all about family, friends and a good time!! The Queens Palace is the place to be!!! This is one of the hottest lounges on fubar rocking the hottest radio station with the hottest dj's So come check it out meet some great ppl, chat, relax and listen to great music!! Let's Get the Party Started!!!! I Am Hiring the following: Managers, Bartenders, Greeters, Promoters, and Enforcers If you think you Got What it Takes to Work In this Lounge Then Get In There and Talk to the Owner

For The Past Year...
TOO FUNNY :) SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you,

Tips For Men
When a man goes on a first date with a woman, he may be nervous, anxious, and on edge. There may be many mistakes or awkward moments that he finds himself in the middle of, however there are certain mistakes that should always be avoided, whether on the first date or early in a dating relationship. Realizing these mistakes can help men increase their chances of having long meaningful relationships with the woman that they care about and will help bridge the gap from dating to a serious relationship. The first dating mistake that all men should avoid is trying to have a one-night stand. If a man asks a woman out on the first date, and the only thing he has in mind is a one-night stand or how to take the woman to bed, the relationship will be off to a rocky start. First, men will find that they will be so preoccupied with trying to get his date in bed, that he’ll miss out on building a good foundation that could lead to a long lasting future relationship. When you meet a woma

Poem I Long To Dance
I Long to Dance I long to dance on a moonlit night with an Angel fair with a step so light to hold her close in my warm embrace to gaze upon that perfect face. I long to dance when the sun does rise To gaze into those dark brown eyes in silhouette her perfect form graces my presence in the light of dawn. I long to dance on a warm summer day In forest glades where butterflies play when happiness lives and cares are few and a kiss from my Angel is a dream come true. I long to dance on long winters nights By the light of the fire and soft candle lights to whisper my love, share my fears to laugh and cry to saviour the years. I long to dance back into the past To meet a girl sad and down cast To offer my heart and my hand to dance to hold her close to take a chance. I dream of the dance that never was I rail against the natural laws But time is fickle I know its true Some time I know I’ll dance with you.

Inevitable Heartbreak (november 22 2006)
It is inevitable, the people we love the most, are the people we will hurt the most AND he who holds the heart is the one that will suffer . i looked at some old pictures today ...reminded me all the people that arent in my life anymore fuck 10-29-07 analysi of my writing very true. i think that when you first start being with someone or even just being friends with someone your still on a level where you dont feel completly comfortable being yourself, not only that but the fact that things new people say dont really bother you as much as things people youve know for a long period of time do. why ? not exactly sure but i think it has something to do with the fact that you expect them to know you better and also that the things you say have more meaning than they did when you first met. over time you get to know someone, you begin to understand things they do that piss you off and make you happy and you learn more about each other on a more indepth level.i dont think (

I Need Luv!!
ok my friends I did one of those voice comment things which I so totally hate the way I sound which is why i have never done one. I would love to hear from yall though so fair is fair you got to hear me now leave me some love!!!!

Do Bad Things Come In 3's??
Okay today I hurt my fuckin back..it even hurts while I am sitting still.. I have taken some naproxin and some muscle relaxers and no relief yet. grrr In the past 2 weeks I find out I am gonna be a gramma, my mom breaks her hip, and now I hurt my back. When it rains it pours! I need a drink, but it won't mix with the medications. :(

~the War~
~ The War ~ War of two worlds each the same yet, so conflicted Battle with no end Screaming out no one hears Shooting pain tears ripping through A new life wanting to unfold an emptiness not its own Tortured and confused blinded by the darkness Only guidance , only light taken and destroyed WAR of two worlds Tearing down the walls Insanity taking over Blood of the Innocent shed confusion, death, blank The war i face inside my worlds my mind

My Friends List
OK, so after signing up and going hog wild here for a while, I think I've lost the concept of what this site should be for me. I am looking mainly to connect with some new people, bave some soret of meaningful conversation and contact (nothing dating or sexual mind you) and just basically have some fun. I got caught up in the points aspect and was adding willy nilly. So, in light of that, I've decided to clean house a little. Some of you on my list have taken the time to read these and to comment, and vote in the couple of mumms I had so far. Others haven't. I wold love to be able to hear from everyone once in a while, and I personally would love to leave comments and such to everyone. That's tough with my list the way it is now though. Please, do not take offense to any of this, it is not meant to slight anyone -- just the way it is :) If you would like to stay on my list though, please please please make sure you drop me a line (or comment). Charlie

*smirks*
I have no clue what the hell's gotten into me this morning, but I was heading into the other office to put some purchase orders away when I notice a coworker of mine peeking in there. So I stood behind her and when she turned around I shoved a ruler in her face, dropped into fencing stance, and yelled, "FWAH!" She screamed bloody murder. :D

My Psychiatrist Is A Hypocritical Mass Of Bitch.
I've been seeing a shrink every week for the past two years and I'm confident she knows nothing. Not only is she a hypocrite, but she looks like a hippo and she should be locked in a crate. A hippo-crate. The lady gets paid hundreds of dollars to look like a slug and write prescriptions for Ritalin. She's so dumb. The only psychology term she knows is ADD. The cuntrag sits in her recliner scratching her tits for an hour ignoring everything I say, then tells me I have ADD. There's nothing more ironic than being diagnosed with ADD by a therapist who didn't pay attention to a word I said. Most people get addicted to Ritalin. My shrink is addicted to giving out Ritalin. A kid told her he hates his dad. She called it ADD. Another guy apparently had ADD because he killed his dog. Were you raped? It's because ADD! Do you have a panty fetish? Have some Ritalin! ADD this, ADD that, she ADDs more than my calculator in fifth grade. In fifth grade, I used to sit in class with my calculator a

The Doors-you're Lost Little Girl
You're lost little girl You're lost little girl You're lost Tell me who Are you? I think that you know what to do Impossible? Yes, but it's true I think that you know what to do, yeah I'm sure that you know what to do You're lost little girl You're lost little girl You're lost Tell me who Are you? I think that you know what to do Impossible? Yes, but it's true I think that you know what to do, girl I'm sure that you know what to do You're lost little girl You're lost little girl You're lost ---------------------------

In Dreams
In Dreams At night I dream of you, Coming to be by my side. I see your silhouette at first; I watch your calm, quick glide. Vivid images; Pictures in my mind. My night's love, my passion; All in you I shall find. Once again, you'll whisper to me, "Hello, my dear. " Your touch eases me, Removing any fear. Your gaze meets mine; The warm look in your eyes, It melts my heart. From now on Nothing but blue skies! Tonight you romance me; Our bodies entwine. You enter; I gasp! Our souls combine. A touch here, a tickle there, It enthralls me; I am captivated. Our bodies move, the motion constant; My body's completely activated. Throughout the night Our passion flows, Coming together, My emotion grows. For you, in dreams, Oh, how I care. But when morning comes, I am left in despair. Anther night gone and passed. I awake in ecstasy all alone. For you visit at night; In dreams you come. And I dread the coming of a new dawn.

Suck But Funny
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of f*rting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistb

More Random Flyleaf Lyrics I Love
Here I stand Empty hands Wishing my wrists were bleeding To stop the pain from the beatings There you stood Holding me Waiting for me to notice you But who are you You are the truth (you are the truth) I'm screaming these lies You are the truth (you are the truth) Saving my life The warmth of your embrace Melts my frostbitten spirit You speak the truth and I hear it The words are I love you And I have to believe in you But who are you You are the truth (you are the truth) I'm screaming these lies You are the truth (you are the truth) Saving my life My hands are open And you are filling them Hands in the air In the air, in the air, in the air And I worship And I worship And I worship And I worship You are the truth (you are the truth) I'm screaming these lies You are the truth (you are the truth) Saving my life

I'm Not Racist.....
This is a bulletin I kyped from someone on Myspace... once i read it, I saw how true it was! DISCLAIMER: This blog IS NOT INTENDED to offend anyone. If anyone feels offended, then don't read it! I have black friends, I have hispanic friends... so now that I covered my ass (LOL), here it is..... --------------------------------------------- This is *SO* true! you call me: "redneck" "Hillbilly" "Slaker" "Cracker" "Honkey" "Whitey" "Gringo" "Sage" "whop" & "white bread" and you think it's OK. But when I call you: jungle bunny spear chunker coon wet back jiggaboo porch monkey sand nigger rag head towelhead Camel Jockey Gook Spook NIGGER KIKE whoope slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have The Miss Black America Pageant -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Kwanza -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'

Spinach Pie - No Butter Version
I've always made spinach pie with loads of butter (about half a pound)brushed on delicate sheets of phyllo dough. It took forever to make and had tons of fat in it. Then I came accross a recipe that made spinach pie more like a cassarole, without all the butter. I increased the herbs added some mushrooms, and it tastes great! 2 large bags of prewashed baby spinach 1 medium onion or 3 large shallots, chopped 4 cloves of garlic minced 3 large shitake mushrooms chopped 4 eggs 1 small block of Feta (about 4 oz.) about 2 Tbsp. shredded assiago a small handfull of fresh dill chopped salt and pepper olive oil 1 package of Phylo Dough thawed Steam the spinach till limp and squeeze the moisture out. I use a towel or cheescloth, and just wring the spinach out. You can also use a mesh strainer. In a large skillet saute the garlic, mushrooms, and onion in olive oil, sprinkled with salt and pepper, until the onion becomes translucent. Add the drained spinach and chopped

Halloween's Name
The term Halloween (and its alternative rendering Hallowe'en) is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the eve of "All Hallows' Day",[1] also which is now known as All Saints' Day. It was a day of religious festivities in various northern European Pagan traditions,[3] until Popes Gregory III and Gregory IV moved the old Christian feast of All Saints' Day from May 13 to November 1. In the ninth century, the Church measured the day as starting at sunset, in accordance with the Florentine calendar. Although All Saints' Day is now considered to occur one day after Halloween, the two holidays were, at that time, celebrated on the same day. Liturgically, the Church traditionally celebrated that day as the Vigil of All Saints, and, until 1970, a day of fasting as well. Like other vigils, it was celebrated on the previous day if it fell on a Sunday, although secular celebrations of the holiday remained on the 31st. The Vigil was suppressed in 1955, but was later restored in the post-Vatican

My Day Off.....
blah so i don't have to work today....very happy....what am i doing?....absolutely nothing lol....chillin' on fubar mostly and that's it halloween nite....too damn sore to go out and party lol though i couldn't even if wanted to um yeah thats it for now 8-p

Nightwish -ghost Love Score
Ghost Love Score We used to swim the same moonlight waters Oceans away from the wakeful day My fall will be for you My love will be in you If you be the one to cut me I`ll bleed forever Scent of the sea before the waking of the world Brings me to thee Into the blue memory My fall will be for you My love will be in you If you be the one to cut me I will bleed forever Into the blue memory A siren from the deep came to me Sang my name my longing Still I write my songs about that dream of mine Worth everything I may ever be The Child will be born again That siren carried him to me First of them true loves Singing on the shoulders of an angel Without care for love n` loss Bring me home or leave me be My love in the dark heart of the night I have lost the path before me The one behind will lead me Take me Cure me Kill me Bring me home Every way Every day Just another loop in the hangman`s noose Take me, cure me, kill me, bring me home E

I Just Couldn't Help Myself...
Good Morning this day after Halloween, I trust everyone survived it. Hopefully anyway. This story intrigued me… Oh sorry the one I am about to tell, not Halloween in general. Have you ever been in a grocery store and seen a child or perhaps not even a child age person open up a can of soda or rip into a bag of chips or whatever… just could not help themselves to helping themselves. Well the next story is sort of along those lines and I am almost shocked this has not happened before and it perhaps has but has never made the news due to…well basically advertising it and it then would happen over and over again. Here is the story: Man accused of guzzling at Wis. Wal-Mart THE ASSOCIATED PRESS MUKWONAGO, Wis. -- A man told police he couldn't help himself when he took seven bottles of a spiked lemonade drink from the shelf at a Wal-Mart Super center and drank them in the liquor aisle. Police Chief Fred Winchowky said the 43-year-old town of Eagle man claimed he was a recovering alcoholic an

Whats Goin On.
Ok i know not everyone got my mass IM last night. But i gota phone call at 8:30pm est. My mom is in the hospital with a gal bladder attack pancritus ( spelling) and has internal bleeding and the dr's don't know where its coming from. She won't see the dr's for that problem until today. So please all i'm asking is keep my mom is your prayers and i will post a blog about what is going on when i know more. Thanks you guys rock i love you all :D

People Pictures
Unusual old pictures! Look closely at the pictures, they are soldiers and sailors. AWESOME !!!! During the WW I years, Arthur S. Mole and John D. Thomas Made some incredible human pictures by using Thousands of sailors or soldiers in uniform to create the following images.

The Best Ounge Ever
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Dots
WELL WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ME DO A PIMPOUT? HA.. ITS BEEN A LONG LONG LONG TIME, BUT I NEEDED TO DO THIS. MET THIS AWSOME GIRL YESTURDAY, AND IVE DECIDED THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW HER TOO IF YOU DONT ALREADY. SO GO SHOW NICOLE LOTS OF LOVE YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT!! -{Dots}- The Beautiful Disappointment@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: Drunk1@ fubar FINE PRINT: ive been gone so long, there seems to be no drama to report on...hmmmm.. wow.. thats amazing

7 Layer Cookies
Makes 1 batch 1 cup graham cracker crumbs 1 cup shredded coconut 6 oz butterscotch chips 6 oz chocolate chips 1 can sweet condensed milk 1 cup walnuts Melt 1 stick butter in a jelly roll pan. Spread in pan (in layers) - 1 cup of graham cracker crumbs, 1 cup of shredded coconut, 6 oz of butterscotch chips and 6 oz. of chocolate chips. Drizzle one can of sweet condensed milk on top. Add 1 cup of chopped walnuts on top. Bake at 350 degress for 30 minutes. Remove and let cool - then cut into squares.

New Yahoo Id!!! Plz Add
hey everyone i made a new yahoo id i need u all to add me... just tell me who u are when u add me so i can put u in the right spot...the new name is theoneandonlyblades04 thanks everyone mad luv to my POP sistas and mad luv to my scooterbar family and mad luv to all my friends...

The Key To The Future
"The future is not some place we are going, but one we are creating. The paths are not to be found, but made. And the activity of making them changes both the maker and their destination." -- John Schaar We’ve been taught to look forward to our future. Somehow, we believe, things will be better then. But the future is not available to be lived – we can only live NOW. So what are we doing to live best right now? What are we doing now that will bear fruit when we reach some future now? "Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.” -- Roger Babson

Do I Deserve This?
Hows it goin everyone? i miss you dearly and cant wait to see you all again. I have a revelation to make....I have not always been there for my kids, I was a young father and didnt know how to accept the fact i was a dad now. I tried to do the right thing and marry my oldest kids mother and it didnt work when the only time she wanted to see me was on payday....lol. I have realized over the past couple of years is that i am a dad and i do have kids i have to look after and provide for. I got some texts tonight that kinda hurt, well hurt alot, but i want to say that I have been bustin my ass to get back to my kids. I made a promise to my kids that i would visit them every weekend that i had off but when i got here my car broke down.... I have been workin my ass off living off of raman noodles and sandwhiches trying to make a living to provide for my kids. The only reason i am living is the fact that my kids will have a dad to look up too and be proud of....My oldest have another guy the